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{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| 27/11/1995 ({{age|1995|27|11}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexico]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
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'''Doomentio''' ((('''[[Powerword]]: Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado'''[[Jew|✡]]))) is an [[anorexic]] {{age|1995|11|27}}-year old [[spic|mexican]] [[pol/|/pol/]]tard, [[racist]], [[God hates fags|homophobic]], [[pedophile]], [[basement-dweller]], [[weeaboo]], [[manchild]], "[[no|member]]" of the [[alt-right]], [[incel]], supposedly [[catholic]], [[holocaust denial|holocaust denier]], [[Antisemitism|antisemitic]] (Despite being a [[kike]] himself) and self-proclaimed [[white person]] (Despite truly being a brown-skinned [[Racemixing|mestizo]]). Asides from that he is also a failed [[YouTube]] [[loser|critic and animation reviewer]] like his long-distant american cousin [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]. He also goes online by the aliases "'''Perezoso Doom'''", "'''NoireDoom'''", '''"@VeteranAnon"''' and "'''Youquendo'''".

''Who the hell is this spic and why he is in my ED?'' You may be asking, read this article to find it out!

Doomentio is a mexican youtuber that despite having less than [[Nothing|70,000 subscribers]] on his YT channel as of November 2022, is a very well-known [[idiot]] on the [[Mexico|spanish-speaking side of the]] [[internet]] for many [[drama]]s where he had been involved, mainly for his [[retard|retarded]] [[Neo-Nazi|political ideologies]]. This has led to him gaining recognition as the biggest [[lolcow]] in all of the hispanic internet, he has generated an enormous amount of [[lulz]] since he began to be active on the internet on the year [[2008]], with people now comparing him to titanic figures like [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Doomentio's antics have even led to the creation of a [[troll]] group known as "'''La Pasión del Doomposting'''" (''The Passion of Doomposting''), a group exclusively dedicated to trolling him and his friends/[[Butt buddy|butt buddies]]: '''Kalcifer Vallarta''', '''La Oveja''', '''Skiso''' and '''Nancysauria''', other failed [[Loser|animation-related youtubers]]. Doomentio has many times claimed to be the "hispanic version" of another youtuber and anime reviewer known as "'''ThatAnimeSnob'''", a youtuber [https://www.reddit.com/r/internetdrama/comments/j5y3tg/thatanimesnob_is_a_paedophilechild_molester/ accused of] being a [[child molester]].

His empire of failure has been followed by the legendary Hispanic imageboard [[Hispachan]] since at least the year 2016. A thread on him would finally be created on the [[Kiwi Farms]] international clique subforum on October 22, 2020.

==Doomentio: The twitter /pol/tard morenazi==
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Doomentio has called himself "[[FAIL|part]] of the [[Alt-right]]" multiple times. He has frequently praised [[pol/|/pol/]] more than anything, heck, he has even said ridiculous shit like this:
 
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{{Quote|/pol/ is, in a non-ironic way, a better way of study than a Spanish university. I wonder how many of you have gone to a serious discussion thread that collects books and sources, and not just got stuck with the shitpost.|Yeah it's as retarded as it looks}}
 
[[File:Doomentio in his graduation.png|thumb|Whiter than a ghost...]]

He has affirmed several times to being part of the "[[master race]]", even making a [[Cringe|cringy]] video where he said that he was "''proud of being white''":
 
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But come on, do you guys think this dude has even a little bit of white?

[[File:Doomentio eating pizza with his family.png|thumb|750px|center|'''Fun fact''': He later said on a livestream that he's not even sure about any of his ancestors being actually spanish.]]

He's also a [[holocaust denial|holocaust denier]] and an [[Antisemitism|antisemite]], and while you could say that both of these things are actually "[[yes|based]]," just look at this:

[[File:Doomentio is a jew.png|750px|center|Is as bad at it seems]]

He hates spics and kikes even though he is part of those two groups, '''''[[Suicidal|he hates himself]]'''''.

Doomentio likes to spend his time tweeting a lot of nonsensical and [[autism|autistic]] [[bullshit]] on his various Twitter accounts, here you can see some of these:

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Doomentio once made an interview to a member of the [[terrorist]] and [[neo-nazi]] group known as the '''Attomwaffen Division''', which you can see [https://www.bitchute.com/video/af3XZ8dEXUz5/ here], shortly after this interview, [[lol|a member of the group publicly said that he felt sorry to have someone like Doomentio in the interview, mainly because of the way he is and because of his physique]].
[[File:Doomcon.jpg|thumb|left|A meeting of the Mexican Nazi legion, notice the two guys on the right corner of the photo and their reaction to this.]]

Doom is often considered a "'''''Morenazi'''''" (A despective term used to describe [[Nigger|non-white people]] who show support or apology for [[nazi]] and [[racist]] ideologies).
==Doomentio's extreme poverty and his Third Worldism==

Despite claiming to have "[[Lie|superior genes]]", Doomentio is a prime example of why [[Mexico]] is still a third world country.

He is known to live in a state of extreme poverty, this has led him to have a rather peculiar diet, confessing that he has a love for [[Gross|offal]] arguing that it is "[[Lies|european food]]" (But mainly because it's cheap), his taste for "[[Cum|sheep's milk]]" and his interest in the vitamin '''''Zinc''''', which according to him has miraculous nutritional properties. He has also claimed to be suffering from a [[Cancer|strange disease]] that "[[What|makes iron shit]]" (According to him) and that has no cure, he never spoke again about this "disease", probably because it was just a made-up shit just to gain a little sympathy.

He resists going to a doctor and has proclaimed that it is better to "[[Retard|use traditional Greek medicine]]" [[Anorexia|which consists of not eating anything at least for 24 hours]], this is probably the reason of why he looks extremely skinny on all of his pictures. He has stated several times on his twitter account that he suffers from constant bouts of [[diarrhea]], probably because of his shitty diet.

[[File:Ariopose.png|thumb|Look at this image, you can see the misery from your monitor.]]

And if you are still wondering, yep, he has never had any sort of job, all of his income was earned by people he scammed on [[Patreon]] who just wanted an anime review from his dead youtube channel, fortunately his patreon was later taken down by the doomposters.

==Doomentio, the virgin weeb==
Doomentio is also known to be an [[incel]] and [[weeb]] who, even while being {{age|1995|11|27}}-years old, [[virgin|still hasn't got laid]], he instead prefers to continually jerk off to anime girls and lolis like it was the hottest shit ever. He even has [[LARP|role-played]] on his [[Twitter]] account about [[Schizophrenia|having a loli "daughter"]], he has been making a lot of [[Misogyny|misogynistic]] tweets, but at the same time still questions why no girl has ever been interested on him. The only times he has been on "[[never|relationships]]", have been [[online relationship|online]] ones, and in the end, Doomentio's "[[Fake|girlfriends]]" end up being [[faggot|men posing as women]], or [[trannies]], ironically enough he has said to be [[God hates fags|homophobic]] and [[Transphobia|transphobic]].

He says he supports genocide and rape to preserve the "white race" of which he is not even part of, disgusting mestizo scum.

[[File:Doomentio lolicon.png|thumb|center|450px|This guy has a weird tendency to add anime girls to all of his tweets for some reason]]

==Aryan history==
===Before becoming the laughingstock he is today===
Manuel Arturo Coronado was born on [[Mexico|Obregon City, Sonora, Mexico]] on November 27, 1995, according to him he came from a [[Poverty|lower-middle-class]] family and grew up in a "[[War on drugs|violent environment]]" while having [[Antisocial Personality Disorder|poor social skills]], it would be perhaps be the mixture of all these factors, along with his [[nigger|slightly white skin]] (Obtained for not receiving sunlight by not leaving his house) and his "[[Lie|heterochromia]]" that led him to say things like this:

{{Quote|I am the best of two worlds, my idiosyncrasy is that of the european gentleman, but my spirit and character are that of the cowboy of the Americas.|Actual quote}}

Funnily enough, a YouTube video of a [[high school]] project where Arturo participated was later found by the doomposters. Here we can see his whiteness in all his glory:

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After finishing high school, Arturo [[basement dweller|never went]] to any sort of [[university]], and neither got a [[job]], instead he decided to waste the rest of his life on the internet.

===Arturo's 13 years-old boy era: Youquendo===
[[File:Youquendo.jpg|thumb|'''Different-colored''' eyes? We can see a [[Chris-chan|foreshadow]] here.]]
Arturo joined [[the internets]] on the year [[2008]], he created a YouTube channel named "'''Youquendo'''", it is known that he was [[13 year-old boy|13 years-old]] at the time. [[Fag|He made his videos using the speech synthesizer "Loquendo"]].

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Most of Youquendo's videos focused on child [[cartoons]] of the era, but [[nobody cares]] about that, let's speak about the drama:

Arturo was widely hated on the hispanic YouTube community even during this time, because all the [[otaku]]s were [[butthurt]] that Arturo uploaded videos where he criticized their favorite [[anime]]-garbage shows, this led to several videos like this one being dedicated to him:

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Thankfully to everyone's luck, the Youquendo channel was removed by YouTube on [[2011]] following a [[copyright infringement]] claim.

===NoireDoom and "Mirenle la carita"===
Arturo quickly returned to the youtube stage as "'''NoireDoom'''", during this time he uploaded his currently most-viewed video, a low-effort [[Dragon Ball Z]] "[[creepypasta]]" (Or rather said, a sexual [[fanfiction|fanfic]], because that's what it is).
 
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On the year [[2014]], Arturo made a shit-ton of retarded publications on his [[Google+]] account, including one [[Coomer|where he admitted to masturbating more than 10 times]] to a [[hentai]] (Which was later discovered [[Pedophilia|to be]] a [[lolicon]], [[btw]]).

[[File:Mirenle la carita.png|350px|center|thumb|[[Nobody cares]] if you are mentally ill, Arturo.]]
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{{Quote|[[Virgin|Ok, I think I've already masturbated like 10 times watching this hentai. 
Holy mother of god please, this little cartoon woman is so cute, give the designer an award please, this animation has many of my weaknesses together <s>i am mentally ill.</s> 
<s>'''Look at her little face.'''</s>]]|Doomentio, 2014}}
 

Shortly after this publication, he [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] and tried to [[Failure|re-start again on youtube]].
===Perezoso Doom===
Later, Arturo returned to Youtube yet again, now as "'''[[Shit|Perezoso Doom]]'''", [[Maybe|while initially successful]] and [[no|popular]] as an animation reviewer, his downfall began shortly thereafter, when he had various [[internet drama|internet fights]] with other hispanic youtubers and internet users (Like [[Soyboy|Chucho Calderón / La Zona Cero]], the biggest and most famous hispanic reviewer), mainly because Arturo is such an [[arrogant]] and [[elitist]] person that can't stand at least one-bit of [[Constructive criticism|criticism]] or someone disagreeing with his stupid ideas and opinions.

[[File:Perezoso Doom.jpg | thumb | 160px | [[White|How he thinks he looks like]]...]]
[[Image:Doomentio in mexico city.jpg | thumb | 160px |...[[Reality|And how he really]] [[Spic|looks like]].]]

During this time, he proved his mental retardation [[Docs|doxxing]] himself after revealing his real name and face to everyone. This later led to his family being doxxed too:

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[[File:Ariopadre.png|thumb|center| 340px | The [[Le 56% Face|mutt]] [[meme]] is real.]]

===The PHY Group===
While still being known as "Perezoso Doom", Arturo made [[Failure|his own]] reviewer group known as "'''PHY Group'''" with his [[OL]] friends '''La Oveja''', '''Indagación del Ocio''' and a [[tranny|troon]] known as '''Midori Prism.''' This group made some [[unfunny|boring]] videos about animation together, one of these being about [[rule 34]].

They tried to sell [[Epic fail|PHY group t-shirts]] (Without Midori), but the video-ad was so ridiculous that it was very mocked online. Midori later left the group, [[Idiot|and Oveja, a graphic design graduate, couldn't get the fucking t-shirts printed right]], the "group" then died.
[[And nothing of value was lost]].
 
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[[File:Grupo phy.png|350px|thumb|center|They tried to sell this bad-printed [[bullshit]] to a client...]]

===The Team Loco Saga===
The [[Dunning-Kruger Effect]] would come to play after a [[scam]] known as "'''[[fraud|Team Loco]]'''", an attempt to create the latino version of [[Crunchyroll]], surfaced online. Arturo thought this was the opportunity to become the mexican equivalent of [[Hayao Miyazaki]], and had no doubt in moving from his home in Sonora to Mexico City (Abandoning his family all the way), along with his already mentioned online [[friends]], La Oveja (Who [[Illegal immigrant|ilegally]] came from [[Colombia]]) and Indagación del Ocio. The three of them were such [[Idiot|idiots]] that they seriously thought an "[[indie|independent]] streaming project" sustained through [[Theft|crowdfunding]] [[Facepalm|would actually make them rich and famous]].
 
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But, [[a challenger appears]], another hispanic reviewer (And future [[A-Log]] of Doomentio) known as '''[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]''' ([[AKA]] '''Jerry''') started uploading videos where he criticized Team Loco [[Truth|and tilded it of being a fraud]], this obviously made Doomentio and others scammed by Team Loco to go [[BAWWWWW]], and they started making videos where they defended this poorly-made scam.

 
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[[File:Team loco cat.png|thumb|left|160px| A frame of the infamous cat video.]]
After uploading a video of a [[cat]] being [[Animal abuse|roadkilled]] just to [[for the lulz|trigger people online]], The Team Loco project ultimately failed and Jerry ended up being right, it is known that some members of the project used the money gathered in the crowdfunding to travel to [[Japan]]. At the end, Doomentio, Oveja and Ocio ended up living together in a state of misery and poverty on Mexico City.
 
[[File:Team loco.png|650px|center|thumb|This saga in a nutshell.]]
 
Shortly after the failure of Team Loco, Arturo had no better idea than to upload a video [[Lol|where he blamed the "Latin American genes" as the main responsibles of Team Loco's failure]].
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===Doomentio gets pwned===
{{Quote|You are talking to me about a law that i am unaware of, i don't know if you are taking it out of context, i don't know if that has already been refuted, i don't know anything about that.|Doomentio about Mendelian inheritance}}

During his first months on Mexico City, Arturo's life had many memorable moments, but one of them that many people remember is when he went to a livestreamed debate with a [[Spain|spanish]] guy known online as '''nDante''', who humiliated Arturo by showing everyone that Arturo [[Idk|didn't know a shit]] about Mendelian inheritance, something basic in biology (And keep in mind that in the same livestream Arturo started talking about [[genetics]] and [[race]]s), btw, Arturo affirmed that [[LOLWUT|somehow, he is more spanish than nDante just because (supposedly) his grandmother emigrated from Spain to Mexico]].

 
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Some weeks after this, [[Pwned|IdiotaDoom]] (How [[Winner|nDante]] used to call him), had another livestreamed debate, this time with a [[professor]] named Alberto Pleguezuelos Ginel, this "debate" ended up being like a class about [[Egypt|egyptian]] demography to Arturo (Maybe because Alberto actually went to an university and got a degree instead of spending his last 5 years reading useless shit on [[4chan]]).

 
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[[File:No somos moscas.png|200px|thumb|What basically happened.]]

During this debate, Arturo slandered nDante, which later led Dante to make a video response to Arturo that left him [[Rekt|even more humiliated]]:

 
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{{Quote|We aren't flies|IdiotaDoom when told about the genetic similarities between humans and fruit flies}}
 

===Ocio vs Doom===
 
{{Quote|Doom, should we tell him?|Oveja}}
 
 
{{Quote|Tell me what?|Ocio}}
 
 
{{Quote|No Oveja, you've screwed it!|Doom}}
 
[[File:Oveja ocio and doomentio.png|thumb|150px|Look at the three of them, they look so happy together, they don't know that in a few months they will want to kill each other for food.]]
Doomentio has always been a [[lazy]] faggot that spends all his day writing autistic things on his twitter account, meanwhile Oveja couldn't work due to his illegal immigrant status. Ocio was the only person working to maintain the house, and while he tried to force Doom to at least work on a [[Call Center]], apparently Doom (The same dude who claimed to have [[Retard|140 IQ]] once) couldn't apply for the job. Sadly, Ocio had just bought a [[pizza]] to "celebrate" his friend's entrance to his new job, but when he found out that it hadn't been like that, he [[Ragequit|ragequited]] and left the house, tired of having to maintain the two idiots that lived there. This entire thing was like a scene of a [[Nickelodeon]] sitcom, however it actually happened in real life.

Shortly after this, Ocio told a lot of [[lulzy]] facts about his time living Doomentio and Oveja on his twitter account, some of them are:

*He caught Doomentio [[Sick fuck|putting his penis in his mattress]]
*Oveja once tried to steal money from his wallet, Ocio almost beated him up
*Doomentio used to lock himself in the bathroom with his laptop for like four hours per-day to supposedly do "[[Fap|exercises]]"
*Doomentio [[weak|can't carry a carboy]]
*They had to eat on the floor because due to poverty they did not have a table
*Most of the money that Doomentio possessed was sent to him by his parents
*Oveja once tried to wash the bathroom and [[Idiot|accidentally flooded it]]
*Doom and Ocio [[Manchild|had to take turns to take care of Oveja every time he slept because apparently he started crying and screaming while sleeping]]
*Doomentio once got some [[nudes]] sent by, according to Ocio, a "[[16-year-old|not very adult fan]]", and he [[pedophilia|celebrated this]]

'''[[Lolwut|I think you already understood the rest by now]]...'''

===One of Doomentio's friends is a pedophile (Skiso)===
After Ocio departed from the house, another online friend of Doomentio known as "'''Skiso'''" would arrive to replace him, acting as the chef of the house with his famous "[[Gross|chilaquiles]]", however Ocio with a desire for [[Serious business|revenge]] made a livestream with the users [[Aspie|Super Wario Man]] and [[Phoenix Wright|Ken L Wright]] where they exposed Skiso for [[Pedo Baiting|grooming a 14-years old girl]]. They also leaked [[chat logs]] where Skiso showed his [[degenerate]] [[fetishes]] about "[[wtf|wanting to become an ice cream, full of chocolate and strawberries, and be eaten by the young girl]]".

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And perhaps you may believe that Doomentio, upon finding out about this, [[No|quickly got rid]] of Skiso, but we are talking about Doomentio... '''[[Pedophilia apologia|¡¡HE DEFENDED HIM!!]]''', Doomentio tried to no avail on his retarded twitter account to defend and justify Skiso's actions, even saying that "[[Retard|it was the fault of modernity]]" and that everything was just a "[[Wut|roleplay]]". Even to this day he keeps saying these sort of bullshit and defending the pedophile known online as Skiso.
 
[[File:Skisopedofilo.jpg|thumb|750px|center|Skiso loves [[Cuties]].]]
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===The Doomposting attacks: Oveja gets epicly trolled===
[[File:Oveja Rapunzel.png|thumb|350px|center|This is what happens when you have to live with a 30-year-old virgin man that has never had been on a relationship.]]

For a time, despite being in situations of extreme poverty and malnutrition, everything was calm for Doomentio. However, we haven't talked a lot about his main friend/slave that lives with him, Oveja, who was brutally trolled by a "[[troll|girl]]" known as "'''VENUS'''" ([[AKA]] '''Rapunzel'''), who got to be his "[[trolling|friend]]" and discovered various [[lulz|weird]] facts about Oveja in the process, one of them being that he apparently '''[[Gay|LOVES]]''' [[futanari]]s and wants a girl with a dick to penetrate him ([[Liar|But he is not gay, guys]]). Later [[No girls on the Internet|he fell in love with "her"]] and told "her" [[Asking for it|his house address]] (Yep, to his online "girlfriend") just so they could [[Lol nope|fuck]]. [[Obvious|It was later revealed that his "girlfriend" was in reality a doomposter posing as a girl]].
[[File:Diooveja.png|thumb|180px|The tranny hooker that went to visit Oveja.]]
And of course after this happened, [[Pizza Bomb|Doomentio and Oveja got some pizzas delivered to their house]], and one of the doomposters decided to send a tranny [[hooker]] to visit Oveja, they later had to move from there.

[[File:Oveja futanari.png|350px|thumb|center|But he is not gay guys, stop mocking him!11!1!!]]

===A New Hope: Nostrafort===
Arturo, despite knowing his bad [[e-fame]], decided that he still wasn't autistic enough and (With the help of a [[scammer]] known as '''Uxir''') went to create '''[[Epic fail|Nostrafort]]''', a shitty [[Webcomic|online comics]] publisher and "[[Nope|enterprise]]" (Although it has never been legally registered as one).

Doomentio led this ill-fated editorial as its "'''[[Fail at life|CEO]]'''" doing nothing of value while the rest of the "Nostrafort team" had to do all the important work.
[[File:Guerobalazos.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Have you seen this comic before? It was made by one of Doomentio's slaves known as '''Aeter Aureus''', a homosexual [[furfag]] that once got his house burned.]]

Everything got worse when the "first issue" finally released to the public, this shit had a price of '''[[Scam|30$]]!!!''', and it included '''mediocre-style''' drawings (It looked like it was made on [[Paint]]), also most of the comics had ridiculous and nonsensical plots.

All of the issues were later [[piracy|pirated]] by the doomposters and, because of its shitty administration, the Nostrafort project finally died on March 9th, 2022, when they announced on Twitter that the publication would go on an eternal "[[Death|hiatus]]". Its website would be taken down shortly. Of course it would end up like this.

About the Nostrafort stories, we only have three relevant characters; One of these being a pure [[self-insert]] of Doomentio (His own [[Sonichu]]) named '''CEO Nostra-chan'''. We also got another self-insert made by Oveja (The 30-year old dude who never had a gf and got trolled by a fake girl) called "'''DedSecks'''" ('''Dead Sex'''), an incel that wants to be part of the [[Beta Uprising]], starting to kill everyone who he encounters that has sexual relationships, calling them "degenerates". The other one left is the creation of '''Kalcifer Vallarta''' and Aeter, the infamous '''Güero Balazos''': just a character cliché of a typical mexican "[[alpha male]]" and [[cowboy]], the doomposters later made a headcanon where the Güero is transsexual just to tease and troll Kalcifer.

Funnily enough, someone paid {{twitter|AnimanStudios}} (An animation studio focused on gay, male content) to make this with the Güero and its other characters:
[[File:Animanstudios.png|650px|center|thumb|'''LMAO'''.]]
===Secret Discord Server===
 
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[[File:Doomentiocp.png|thumb|left|130px|Doomentio sharing pictures of naked children on his Discord server.]]
On the day June 7th, 2022, Jerry (Mi Vida Bajo El Puente) "infiltrated" a [[Discord]] server owned by Doomentio and made a livestream, exposing conversations where Doomentio and Kalcifer, among others, were seen praising the 2019 [[Christchurch mosque attacks]], with Doomentio and Kalcifer [[High Score|even talking about their intentions to do their own shootouts]] (Yes, all of that in a fucking Discord server, this dude doesn't knows what OpSec is). Jerry also shared screenshots where it was shown that Doomentio and his friends have been trafficking [[CP]] on the same server.

Doomentio, being the fucking [[coward]] he always is, deleted the server and privatized his Twitter account during Jerry's livestream. He later uploaded a retarded video on his YT Channel where he tried to "defend" himself, admitting that the conversations were real but arguing that he was just "[[Wut|taken out of context and that it was just his anti-christian era]]". He also lied again, denying that he had any sort of illegal material on his Discord server despite all the proof.

Shortly after, Doom, again using his "[[Down's Syndrome|140 IQ]]", [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FV_iAKNWIAAaCnD.jpg posted on his Twitter account a photo of a naked young girl] under the argument that "[[Wat?|it was historical material from the third reich]]" and that "[[Pedophilia|there was nothing wrong with it]]", it goes without saying that after that they keep him thankfully [[Banned|blocked on Twitter]] to this day.
===Ruinaversal Saga===
 
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After all these events, a member of the Doomposting decided to troll Doomentio and falsely associated him with being the responsible of [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|the dissapearance]] of a mexican girl named Debanhi Escobar. Surprisingly, several [[boomer]] news channels took this seriously and made videos about this case. One of them being known as '''Ruinaversal''' (Which is also a [[satire|satirical news channel]]).
[[File:Doom vs jerry.png|thumb|170px|A fanart of the historical debate between Jerry and Doomentio.]]
Doomentio, enraged, contacted Ruinaversal to "clarify" this situation while at the same time Jerry also did it to continue mocking Doom, this ended up in an epic livestreamed [[debate]] where the two finally argued between themselves, Jerry easily exposed Doom for being the piece of shit he is in front of Ruinaversal ([[Swiss|Who despite that prefered to remain neutral in the debate]]). After three hours of discussion, [[Ken L Wright]] arrived to humilliate Doom even more, reminding him that all the miserable situation he currently is now is all his own fault and not because of the doomposting as he always excuses himself, this made Doomentio cry on live, [[Liars|however now Doom and his followers have been denying that this even happened]].
[[File:Ken l wright vs doomentio.png|450px|center|thumb|What basically happened.]]
Shortly after this, Ruinaversal continued to make livestreams, involving several well-known Doom-related users such as Ocio, Super Wario Man, among others. In one of these livestreams a user known as '''[[PlutonicClown]]''' (Using a pfp of a fucking [[Steven Universe|Peridot]] plushie) "[[Fake|humiliated]]" Kalcifer and Doom once more again.

Days after this happened, Kalcifer would be doxxed because Doomentio is such an idiot [https://twitter.com/Cream_Durazno/status/1563194725594632193 that he revealed Kalcifer's real name and place of job on his Discord server], this ended with Kalcifer leaving the internet. Doom has also been denying that he was responsible for Kalcifer's downfall despite all the proof (Once again excusing himself for his failures and blaming everything on the doomposting).
===Current times===
As of the time of this writing, Doomentio has become [[Forever Alone|more isolated than ever]], locking himself away on his Discord server with the company of his only remaining followers, abandoning YouTube and Twitter all the way. He has fallen into [[delusions]] where he thinks he has "[[Wizard|magical powers]]" and has said that the doomposting "will pay" for everything they have done... [[Win|Of course that will never happen and he will be continue to be mocked and trolled for eternity]].
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This article is just the basis of the so-called '''Doomverse''', because, just like Christory, there is still a shit-ton of things about Doomentio, his sperging and his internet dramas that were not told here (Like the time Super Wario Man was humilliated by Ocio, when Doomentio said that [[incest]] was fine and that he cummed on his sister pillow, when a doomposter posed as a girl to catfish Doom's father, getting his [[dick|dickpick]] in the process, the time Doom tried to quickly reach 100k subscribers and failed ('''''#Doomentio100k'''''), even more Doomverse characters and villains like '''Esquizofrenia Natural''', '''PochocloEn3D''' or the mexican dubbing actor '''Lalo Garza'''), this entire thing is so extense that it can't be covered by just one article, but at least you get to know the "''main characters''" and the plot.
==His friends (The Aryan gang)==
[[File:Ariopandilla.png|750px|center|thumb|This is how the [[nigger|white saviors of Europe]] look like.]]
All of the "'''Ariopandilla'''" (''Aryan Gang: This is how Doomentio's circlejerk of friends are called of'') are [[lol-cow]]s themselves, some of these are:
===Oveja (Free Fire {{age|1989|08|06}}-years old)===
[[File:Oveja greentext.jpg|thumb|left|A brief summary of who is Oveja.]]
'''La Oveja''', the self-styled "[[Edgy|Bully of Bullies]]" ('''[[Powerword]]: David Pineda''') is in short, a [[Incel|{{age|1989|08|06}}-years old unsuccessful incel]] and an illegal immigrant from [[Colombia]] who currently lives with Doomentio doing [[Slavery|the maid's job]] (Before you ask, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK5Xh206yc he himself has said that]) in the house while he remains trapped in Mexico. Some of his misadventures with Doom were told above, especially the "'''Rapunzel'''" case. It is known that when he was little he suffered from [[bullying]] and, according to him, he solved it by watching [[Evangelion]]...

His entire YT career was ruined when he became a [[viral]] [[meme]] after a doomposter added the logo of a video game known as [[Fortnite|Free Fire]] to a picture of him. He [[Lmao|cried once]] because a tranny furfag known as '''Kyuka Fox''' told him that his comic DedSecks was "'''''mediocre'''''" (And it really it is).

===Kalcifer Vallarta (Chad)===
[[File:Kalcifer jerry.jpg|thumb|150px|Jerry laughs at the so-called "[[Cuck|chad]]".]]
'''Kalcifer Vallarta''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Omar Cayam Valenzuela Sanchez'''), is Doomentio's right hand-man, there is not much to say about him since his YT channel itself is just a [[copy]] of Doomentio's, apart from the fact that he is an openly racist, homophobic, nazi, misogynist and edgy who likes to call himself a "[[Chad]]", he had too much [[ego]] (And a big-sized forehead) and also suffered a lot from [[Unwaranted Self Importance]].

Everything changed when, as said before, he got doxxed and it was discovered that everything about the "[[Loser|good life]]" he said he had was fake and that he is in fact a [[Virgin|30-year old]] [[NEET]] part of a [[Rich people|rich family]] (So he already had his entire life solved), it was even discovered that Kalcifer made-up that he "[[Dying alone|had a wife]]" just so he couldn't be seen as a virgin with misogynistic attitudes and thoughts. Because of this discovery, he had to leave the internet. He tried to return at the end of 2022, but then his house address was leaked and he ran off again like a li'l [[bitch]].

He is the [[Homosexual|owner and master]] of Aeter Aureus (Who will be discussed below).
===Skiso the slug===
[[File:Skiso pedophile.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Doomentio and Skiso say '''YES''' to [[Grooming|MAP]] rights!!!!.]]
'''Skiso''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Juan Manuel García Gómez'''), the snail/slug is probably the grossest member of the Aryan Gang, he is one of Dooom's slaves along with Oveja and they lived together until Skiso left after the beginning of Nostrafort. He is a well-known [[pedophile]] which was already mostly described in the sections above; he loves ice cream, strawberries and [[little girls]]. He has called himself a "[[No|honorary aryan]]" and according to Doom, he is allowed to be racist and to hate all [[black people]] despite the fact he is a 100% [[nigger]] himself.

Skiso thinks of himself as a "[[KYS|sigma male]]" while in reality he is just a fucking [[pervert]] and [[degenerate]] (Just look at his face), he stalked multiple female users and even [[Gay|had a relationship with a transsexual]] (Despite the Aryan Gang's anti-trans ideologies). He even said once that he had a "relationship" with [[Incest|his own mother]] (Just like [[CWC]]).

For Doomentio and the rest of his friends, his pedophilia and child grooming was only a "[[No|roleplay]]". They didn't expelled him from the house just because of his "[[vomit|cooking skills]]".
===NancySauria===
[[File:Nancysauria.jpg|thumb|140px|[[Boobs|This]] is what the doomposters actually believe.]]
'''NancySauria''', possibly the only real [[girl]] part of the Aryan Gang who is not a tranny or [[Faggot|someone posing as one]], and surely the only one [[Maybe|who has mostly succeeded in her YT career]].

She became part of all of this bullshit after making some retarded [[podcast]]s with Doom and Oveja, shortly after this it was brought to light that she is very [[homophobia|homophobic]], apparently because of her "[[Christianity|strong religious beliefs]]", this is why the doomposters make [[rule 34]] of her [[OC|avatar]] just to make her mad. Her true appearance (Without her [[GOTIS|cute, girly avatar]]) is so [[ugly]] that she resembles a fucking [[catfish]]. They [[Shipping|ship]] her a lot with Doom and several of the doomposters want to fuck her (Just her avatar, of course).
===Aeter Aureus (Chips and Sodas)===
[[File:Aeter aureus.jpg|thumb|left|140px|"Hehe don't fuck with niggers, it's better with cousins, oh yeah, hehe Luigi Coronado Preciado (Me!)"]]
'''Aeter Aureus''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Natalán'''), surely the cringiest member of the Aryan Gang, he is [[Slavery|Kalcifer's personal pet]] and the one who supposedly "[[Fail|humiliated the doomposting]]" by making "[[Cringe|ironic]]" drawings and shitty [[forced meme]]s where he sucked-off Doom's penis. Shortly after, various cringy things about him were found out like; a ridiculous video of him dancing, that he is in fact another typical Latin American mixed-race spic, that he is a [[Furfag|depraved furfag who likes to draw disturbing rule 34]], that [[Homosexual|he is secretly in love]] with Kalcifer, that he got '''KICKED OFF''' from the furry community, among other embarrassing facts. He was one of the Nostrafort cartoonists who mainly illustrated the Güero Balazos comics (In the end Doomentio didn't even pay him), '''[[Lol|he was so poor that he had to pull out a sore tooth with pliers all by himself]]''', it is known that his house burned down once.
===The other ones===
Apart from all those mentioned above, we have even more irrelevant ''[[Hulk|Doomtards]]'' (This is how Doomentio's followers are often referred to) like [[Fat|MangaNull]], [[Bolivia|Swordinet]], [[Scam|Uxir]], [[Venezuela|Shadow!]], [[Black|DJ Harmony]], among other ones, but these are not really worth talking about.
[[File:Ariopandilla2.png|650px|center|thumb|The best-known league of [[losers]] in Latin America.]]
==Gallery==
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File:Doom chiquito.jpg|The classic meme of "'''Doom Chiquito'''" (''Small Doom'').
File:Doomverse2.png|The Doomverse in a nutshell.
File:Negrito tiroles.png|'''OMG WHITE GENOCIDE!!11!!1'''
File:Doomverse3.png|The old Doomverse.
File:Doom in your ally.jpg|This is what happens everytime Doomentio tries to join an actual far-right group.
File:Doomceo.png|Doomentio as the "'''CEO of Nostrafort'''".
File:Doomariocueva.jpg|Doomentio with Oveja and Skiso on their miserable house, [[Ren and Stimpy]] style.
File:Doomentio and chris chan.jpg|Mexican biggest lolcow and American biggest lolcow.
File:Doomtards.png|How Doomentio's followers actually [[Chud|look like]].
File:Doomentiopobre.jpg|Doomentio's current appearance.
File:Arianne chan.jpg|'''Arianne Chan,''' the official mascot and personification of the Doomposting group.
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File:Doomrenstimpy.jpg|The Ren and Stimpy memes are actually very popular on the Doomposting.
File:Doommaid.png|These two idiots are like Ren and Stimpy but in real life.
File:Doomentiofunkos.png|He is so famous that there are [[Funko Pops]] of him (And Oveja).
File:Doommorenazi.jpg|Doomentio the morenazi all his day.
File:Doomentio vs ocio.jpg|Doom vs Ocio.
File:Aryandoom.png|Doomentio and Oveja together.
File:Doomversefanart.jpg|The Doomverse is a very important part of Latin American internet culture.
File:Skisodeath.jpg|Skiso's death, roasting a snail by Ocio, Ken and Wario Man.
File:Kalciferchad.jpg|Kalcifer Vallarta's own universe.
File:Dum and jerry.png|[[Tom and Jerry|Doom and Jerry]].
File:Doomentio dead.jpg|''"Doomentio y las mentiras descaradas"''.
File:Doom and oveja.jpg|Doomentio and Oveja even made a cameo in a fucking porn comic.
File:Doomentiocrocker.png|This guy is obsessed with [[Kikes|(((they)))]] and the doomposters instead of fairly oddparents.
File:Ariopandilla4.jpg|The Aryan Gang, Calarts style.
File:Evangelion doom.jpg|[[Evangelion|Neon Genesis Doomentio: The End of the Doomposting]].
File:Rule 63 doom.png|Of course this dude has [[Rule 63]].
File:Nostrafortcomics.jpg|If the Nostrafort comics were actually [[No|worth it]].
File:Oveja free fire.gif|Oveja 33-years old mediocre dancing.
File:Doomentiosuiicde.jpg|And Doom finally became [[an hero]], just like his [[Hitler|Führer]]...
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==Documentaries==
'''[[PROTIP]]''': If you don't know spanish but want to see these videos you should better [[GTFO]].
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==See also==
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Otaku]]
*[[Incel]]
*[[Basement-dweller]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Chris-Chan]] - [[Some argue|Some]] people have compared Doomentio to CWC
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]] - His long-distant american cousin
*[[Latino]]s
*[[DrossRotzank]] - He actually [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ldk7Ngx58 supported Doomentio] after his Discord leaks
*[[Poverty]]
*[[Pizza]] - How his years-long friendship with Ocio was ruined
*[[Hispachan]] - The IB that followed his lolcow activities since 2016
*[[Metapedia]] - Arturo actually considers this wiki to be a "[[fail|reliable source]]"
*[[Spain]] - The country where Arturo wishes he was born
*[[Mexico]] - The country where Arturo was actually born
*[[Adolf Hitler]] - '''''Are you crying, my Führer?'''''
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Doomentio's main [[A-Log]]
*[[Ken L Wright]] - Doomentio's childhood friend
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Another A-Log
*[[Espartaco 18]] - Similar to him, but worse
*[[DFG]] - Even worse than him and Espartaco
[[File:Dum-chiquito-doomentio.gif|center|He is aryan!!!]]

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|PerezosoDoom|PerezosoDoom}} - Main Channel.
*{{yt|cu|Doomentio|Doomentio}} - Second Channel.
*{{twitter|VeteranAnon}} - He has claimed to be a "[[The cancer that is killing /b/|veteran]]" of 4chan.
*{{twitter|Nostrafort}}
*{{fb|100063563170979|Doomentio}} - "Official" Facebook page, currently inactive
*{{instagram|nostrafort|Nostrafort}}
*<s>{{patreon|PerezosoDoom}}</s> [[Baleeted|Taken down by the doomposters]].

==External Links==
*{{kf|doomentio-doom-perezoso-doom-manuel-arturo-coronado-preciado-ceo-de-la-estafa-llamada-nostrafort-estafado-por-teamloko.78068/|DOOMENTIO / Doom / Perezoso Doom / Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado/ CEO de la estafa llamada Nostrafort/ estafado por TeamLoko}} (In [[spanish]])
*{{kym|memes/people/doomentio|Doomentio}} - Doomentio's own Know Your Meme page.
**{{kym|memes/ariopose-edits|Ariopose}}
*{{fb|352656459324620|Compra y Venta de Casquería (LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING)}}
*{{reddit|asklatinamerica/comments/npwvuk/do_you_guys_known_about_doomentio_what_do_you/|Mentions in Reddit}}
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/Main_Page Doomverse Wiki] (In spanish)
*<s>[https://www.nostrafort.com/ Nostrafort official website]</s> {{archive|R7jaj}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyv3bqbVy7Y&ab_channel=Mozarted Arturo trying to speak english and sounding like a retard]
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{{ibhead|<big>'''DFG'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|9/12/2002 ({{age|2002|9|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, not yet... But faked it and later attempted two times}}
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'''DFG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Versalles''', '''ElDelfin''', '''Rysa''', '''Arkadi''', '''HuxxxPro''', '''Falkenheimer''', '''Bolchegrenadier1945''', '''Sharlemagnanime''', or '''Jose Alejandro Perez''', is a {{age|2002|9|12}}-year old [[Argentina|argentinian]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[Discord|groomer]], [[CP|pederast]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissist]], manipulator, mythomaniac, [[Internet stalking|stalker]], pathological [[liar]], [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]], [[virgin|virgin with rage]], [[Obsession|obsessive]], [[Egomaniac-monster|egomaniac]], [[Assburger|aspie]], [[anorexic]], [[NEET]], [[weaboo]], [[manchild]], [[basement-dweller]], [[faggot]], [[Piss|urophilic]], supposed [[fascism|fascist]], [[nazi]], and [[Incest|incestuous]] son of a [[bitch]].

He is mainly known in various [[Discord]] communities for leading a [[Fail|failed]] server that he calls "'''The Maldawan Empire'''", [[Lol|he non-ironically thinks that his Discord server is an actual empire and that he is its great "emperor" and "dictator" of it]]. To make himself known, he began [[raiding]] other Discord servers in what he called "[[Wat|conquest campaigns]]", he really thinks that "cyber-wars" exist, [[Taking the Internet Seriously|he takes the internet too seriously]].

DFG has been in conflict for many years with another Discord group known as '''Skyoe''', this group [[Pwned|has been exposing and humiliating him numerous times for his crimes such as grooming and pedophilia]], however despite everything that has happened to him, DFG has refused to give up and recently, he tried to make an alliance with various other controversial users (Mainly [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]) with the intent of "[[Trying too hard|destroying their enemies together]]" but their plans ended up on disaster and DFG got humiliated and exposed once again.

By this point, DFG is considered one of the biggest [[lolcow]]s in [[Argentina]].

[[File:Dfgniña1.jpg|750px|center|"If I lose my virginity it will be with a child"]]

==Terrible childhood and personal life==
According to himself, [[Wtf|his uncles raped and sexually abused his mother]], and DFG has demonstrated certain "[[Gross|strange]]" and unusual traits such as his physical appearance, having a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism deformed chin similar to that of the Habsburgs] (Who practiced incest), or the fact that he suffers from [[AIDS|hemophilia]], this has led many to think that DFG himself could be the product of [[incest]].

[[File:Dfghabsburg.png|750px|center|thumb|Do you notice any similarities?]]

However, '''''this is just a dark theory''''', and at the moment it is not 100% confirmed. The fact that his uncle looks quite similar to him in physical appearance, as well as his "cousin", further supports this theory, since in reality his "cousin" would be his sister, and his uncle would be his real father.

DFG suffered his first trauma at the age of 4, when, according to him, [[Rape|he was abused in kindergarten by a teacher]], being urinated on by her, this led him to develop his [[gross]] [[piss|urophilia]] [[fetish]] for the rest of his life.

He was diagnosed with [[autism]] at a young age, and because apparently his parents did not know how to deal with it, the best they could do was keep him locked up in his house, [[Dying alone|DFG lived most of his childhood and the beginning of his teenage years locked up in isolation without socializing and almost no human contact]], [[Virgin|especially female contact]], only going out every now and then to go to the psychiatric hospital. All this treatment worsened his behavior even more, making him develop some type of [[mental illness]] (Possibly [[schizophrenia]]).

[[File:Dfgabusado.png|thumb|left|Not making this up]]

It is also very likely that his parents physically abused him, since he stated that "[[Lolwut|when he was little he was taken by the neck and thrown thirty floors below]]" and that despite that "[[Retard|he continues as if nothing happened]]." This is probably one of the reasons of why his parents are currently divorced.

Although at some point he went to [[school]], because he had a physical assault accident where he "[[Tough guy|hit a teacher with a chair on the head]]" (His own words), since then he had home education where he was only told to do homework without having to go in person.

DFG was also taken out of his house from time to time for family gatherings, although rarely, it was so that on one specific occasion, [[Virgin with rage|due to his lack of contact with women]], that for him the experience of having seen and touched his cousin slightly was so exciting that [[Incest Confessions|according to himself he "fell in love" with her]], yes, with his own cousin.

[[File:1736921116369.png|thumb|center|Taringa post where [[Incest/Brother|DFG claims to have fallen in love with his cousin]].]]

==Beginnings in Discord==
[[File:Dfg15años.png|thumb|DFG admits that his social life only exists on Discord and that it started when he was 15 years old.]]
Finally, DFG at the age of [[Im 12 and what is this|15]], in [[2017]], somehow managed to access the internet, and more specifically, Discord, creating his first account on December 10, 2017.

What does "'''DFG'''" really means? Nothing really, as you will see on your keyboard, those 3 keys are together, [[Unoriginality|this guy had no imagination at all when creating a nickname so he simply closed his eyes and typed at random, leaving that as his name]].

The first Discord server and community where DFG would be known was the community called "'''Un Servidor Cualquiera'''" (Later known as '''Un Servidor Lunatico''', '''Klan 201''' or '''Gonorreas Gang'''), a community that originally belonged to the youtuber '''Un Juan Cualquiera''', famous for his series "[[Countryballs|Countryballs LA]]", this group and its derived servers would be the first where DFG would start making a fool of himself.

<center><big><big>'''One of his interactions with the people from the Server Cualquiera during 2018'''</big></big></center>
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On this server he would also met '''Krakobia''', one of the most important people in his history, they would quickly become "[[friends]]", and according to DFG she would become his "[[Forever Alone|first and best friend]]".

Later, DFG moved on to other communities and ended up shortly after in the mapping community, in this community he would meet a group called '''CHC''' ('''Comunidad Hispana de Countryballs'''), led by 2 users mainly: '''Hino''' or '''Guara''' (At that time named '''ParaguayBall1811''', who was [[Underage|11 years old]] at that time) and another known as '''Lobo''', DFG was inspired by both and wanted to create his own group like them, with their help he created his own server: '''Maldawa'''.

[[File:Maldawa.jpg|thumb|Flag of the "Maldawan Empire".]]

==Rise of the Maldawan Empire==
Finally, DFG was able to have his own group to do what he wanted, getting help from the 2 mentioned above (Guara/Hino and Lobo) to establish Maldawa, a server that he created considering it as a "[[LARP|fascist dictatorship]]" and "[[Empire|empire]]" where DFG was considered the supreme leader and everyone had to do what he asked without questioning it. He also declared himself as the "[[Schizophrenia|emperor of Maldawa]]" and the "[[Idiot|supreme general and commander]]" of the "[[Nope|Maldawan armed forces]]" (Really, he said all of this).

[[File:Dfg maldawa.png|thumb|650px|center|[[LARP]]ing in its pure sense.]]

Different people from other mapper servers, as well as various political and history groups entered the server, becoming the first members of Maldawa, while DFG turned Krakobia (Who at this point had became his "[[No|girlfriend]]") into the "''Empress of Maldawa''".

However, although many users from Maldawa thought that this whole "empire" thing was some kind of [[roleplaying]] made by DFG, they would slowly realize that it wasn't. [[Realistic expectations|DFG actually thought of himself as an "emperor" and he seriously thought that his Discord server was an "empire"]] and that [[British|he had to "expand it" through "conquests"]].

How would he "conquer"? This is where the event known as the "'''''third mapper war'''''" would begin where DFG began to go to other mapper servers ([[Pedo Baiting|Mostly inhabited by children who were no older than 12-13 years old]]) to threaten them by getting their [[IP address]] throught malicious links, telling them that if they did not hand over their servers to him he would [[dox]] them, he would apply this tactic on several servers, taking over 38 mapper servers according to him, carrying out "conquests" for his empire.

[[File:Imagen 2025-01-28 165635634.png|thumb|left|DFG boasting that he "managed 38 servers at the same time".]]

During this "[[Internet drama|war]]", he founded another group known as the '''Organization of United Communities''' ('''OCU''') to try to "unify" the mapper community under his command, however shortly after the other mapper servers which were larger and managed by more capable people ([[Oldfags|Teenagers and adults]] instead of the children that DFG always harassed) [[Humiliation|rejected him and ended up raiding his server]], thereby ruining DFG's plans and ending the "mapper war", causing DFG's first defeat.

[[File:DFGOCU.png|thumb|DFG "conquering" a server for the OCU.]]

These type of activities, such as the raids on other people's servers and the fact that DFG thought that "cyber-wars" really existed ended up scaring away several people like Guara/Hino and Lobo as well as others from Maldawa as the time passed by.

DFG also took advantage of the fact that he now had "[[manchild|power]]" to try to get "revenge" against his old "[[Enemy|enemies]]" from the aforementioned circle "Klan 201", starting a long harassment campaign against them that lasted several months, this conflict was motivated more than anything by personal reasons that come from when DFG first registered on discord and joined Un Juan Cualquiera's server as explained at the beginning of the article, but also because several of those people were from Krakobia's circle, [[Obsession|something that DFG of course could not allow]], although many details of that conflict have been lost over time, it is known that in the end the people from that server "Klan 201" (currently Gonorreas Gang) simply lost interest in the matter despite DFG's insistence on continuing the conflict, [[Lol|DFG even invented fictitious victories against them in his head because they simply got bored of him]].

He also got involved in other raiding and harassment campaigns that made him infamous and well-known in many Discord communities in a bad way, having several groups and users as enemies, allies, and so on, DFG always boasted about things like being a "[[Machiavelli|great manipulator]]" and reading numerous manuals on the same thing (How to manipulate) as well as having an "[[Personal army|army]]" that supported him, [[Internet-IRL Warfare|being able to destroy servers, ruin lives]], things like that, and this lasted in various other conflicts during part of the year [[2019]].

[[File:Guerra maldawana.png|thumb|center|450px|One of his "declarations of war" against another Discord server.]]
==Decline of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:DFGcrazy.png|thumb|DFG claims to "be crazy".]]
[[File:Dfgurofilia.png|thumb|A normal conversation for DFG: Talking about his urophilic fetishes.]]
However, he eventually reached a point where he limited himself to not doing much, and by mid-2019, according to him, [[Boring|his "empire" had fallen into decline]].

At this point, another important event would happen in DFG's history: He was contacted by a user known as "'''Sibersk'''", Sibersk was one of the leaders at the time of a newly founded group known as "'''Shadow Claw'''" (The others would be "'''Gengar'''" and "'''ElZombie'''"), and he contacted DFG to make an alliance for the new group, an alliance to which DFG agreed. '''A fatal mistake that at that time most would have no idea'''.

As an ally of Shadow Claw, [[Nothing Ever Happens|DFG would do nothing important]] other than try to use the group to his advantage to fulfill his own goals, getting Shadow Claw (or '''SC''' for short) into trouble, other than that, DFG would do nothing relevant during his stay in Shadow Claw, he would only dedicate himself to bringing out his [[Sick Fuck|sickest side]], talking from time to time in Shadow Claw about his fetishes, such as his [[disgusting]] fetish with urine (or even [[blood]]), his [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], his "[[Unrealistic expectations|aspirations]]" of wanting to be a supposed [[Hitler|world dictator]] and that he wanted Maldawa to conquer the world and [[Holocaust|kill people]], or his hideous personal experiences such as when his uncles abused his mother (As it was related at the beginning), among other things.

[[File:Dfg con mascara.png|thumb|left|DFG with his loli waifu "[[Tulpa|Maldawa-Chan]]" (He edited this pictured himself).]]

He also liked to talk about things like the fact that he invented his own [[loli]] [[waifu]] called "'''Maldawa-Chan'''" and that [[Tulpas|he did not sleep in order to have hallucinations to be with her]], or that he dreamed of traveling to [[Italy]] (The country where [[fascism]] originated), he also said that he had read the biography of [[Hitler]] and [[Mein Kampf]] so he could be a [[Nazi|national socialist]]. DFG himself claimed to be crazy anyways.

In Shadow Claw, DFG also met '''FiX7''', a female user who was '''''11 years old''''' at the time, [[Pedo|DFG became very interested in her and soon after they "became friends", later they entered into a "relationship"]] ([[Cuckfag|Even though DFG still had his "relationship" with Krakobia at the same time]]), although at first Fix said she was 16 out of shame, she would later admit her true age, turning 12, '''something that DFG knew''', and despite this he still wanted to continue their "relationship" anyway, [[Pedophilia|exchanging intimate photos and videos between themselves, DFG even sent to Fix 2 videos of himself masturbating despite knowing her age, which was not even 13 years old, the minimum age of sexual consent in Argentina (Country where they are both from)]].

<center>[[File:Dfg fix.png|450px|center]]</center>

DFG would also ask Fix to make strange drawings, for example a drawing where [[Self-insert|DFG's avatar kisses a little girl]].

[[File:Dfgfixdrawing.png|thumb|The drawing in question.]]

The turning point would come at the end of 2019, specifically in November, when after certain internal and personal conflicts between the leaders of Shadow Claw that had led Sibersk to separate from SC and create his own group called "'''La Turquesa'''", the conflict between the 2 groups finally broke out, [[Gay|DFG quickly sided with Sibersk as they were both friends]], deciding to betray Shadow Claw, although at this time he did not make his betrayal obvious, remaining as a "spy" for Sibersk within Shadow Claw's private groups leaking information, however shortly after in December he would be discovered, sealing his fate forever by officially beginning his conflict with Shadow Claw: '''His worst mistake without doubt'''.

[[File:Dfgsc.png|thumb|left|Unknowingly, he ruined what little good life he had left.]]

It would be here where he began to see himself more and more exposed, especially with what he had done to Fix, [[Doxed|shortly after his personal information began to leak]]. Fix herself decided to stay away from him, however DFG in his [[Mind Fuck|twisted mind]] thought that it was all some kind of "plan" by Shadow Claw and that Fix had been "mindwashed" or something like that and began to harass her for months in order to try to "[[No girls on the Internet|recover her from the clutches of the evil Shadow claw]]" (According to him), in this pathetic way ending the year 2019.

[[File:Dfgfix2.jpg|550px|center|thumb|According to him, this interaction with Fix never happened.]]
==Fall of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:Dfg krakobia.png|thumb|Krakobia abandons DFG for good.]]
[[2020]] started out terribly for DFG as well, as Krakobia, his "empress", also abandoned him, mostly because he, as mentioned before, had been harassing her friends and she no longer wanted to have anything to do with him upon seeing how [[disturbed]] DFG had become. [[Loser|Despite DFG desperately begging her not to abandon him]], she quickly left him for good.

Well that should be how things should be, but obviously DFG did not gave up and [[Creep|began to pursue her for years]], harassing her until the year [[2023]] as it was learned some time later, reaching the point of forcing her to create new accounts just because he discovered her Discord tag.

Regarding the conflict with Shadow Claw, things had not gone well for him either, as DFG was slowly becoming another "[[lolcow]]" of Shadow Claw, turning into a for target of [[memes]] and mockery that became more and more frequent by different people on different servers, especially from ElZombie, one of the leaders of Shadow Claw, while more people with the time gave up on Maldawa and abandoned him, he never managed to respond to his accusations regarding Fix, the only thing DFG did in this period and his only efficient tactic apparently was to [[Reportfag|report accounts of Shadow Claw members, especially those of its administrators, which he sometimes managed to take down]], on one occasion, specifically in January 2020, he managed to take down the server once with massive reports, [[Failure|celebrating this as if it was a super "achievement" and "a great victory"]] despite the fact that Shadow Claw created a new server shortly after and [[Nobody Cares|no one gave importance to this]].

[[File:DFG LOL.mp4|thumb|The reporting dance.]]

Finally in mid-January 2020, Sibersk, the person who started it all, approached Gengar, the main leader of Shadow Claw and they talked, making peace, ending the conflict between Shadow Claw and La Turquesa, [[Nobody likes you|leaving DFG and Maldawa alone in their fight with Shadow Claw]].

In March, DFG and Sibersk would have personal problems between them that led to DFG ending up "declaring war" on La Turquesa (now called '''Horda Turquesa''') and the alliance of both groups being dissolved, during this conflict DFG made an attempt to "conquer" Turquesa by trying to manipulate a friend of Sibersk named '''Kenkinov''' who was an administrator there, however ElZombie (who was also an administrator of Turquesa) started to [[spam]] memes of DFG during the "conquest" attempt and ended up making DFG look ridiculous to the point of making him [[Crybaby|cry]], causing him to [[Butthurt|have an almost psychotic attack and making him flee the server]].

[[File:Dfgcrying.png|thumb|left|DFG during his attempt to conquer La Turquesa.]]

This would be the first conflict between DFG and Sibersk, as shortly after this they would talk privately and supposedly "make peace".

It is worth mentioning that the relationship between these two (Sibersk and DFG), although it was [[Gay|friendship]], DFG always had the interest of taking things "[[Boyfriend|further]]", [[Obvious|making Sibersk very uncomfortable]], especially since DFG's main interest with this was to use Sibersk as a "''replacement for Krakobia''", this would cause even more problems when Sibersk got a partner of his own.

In mid-2020, internal conflicts within the administration of Shadow Claw would cause its collapse and the retirement of Gengar, leading to the emergence shortly after of a new "successor": "'''Purple Heaven'''", which was very similar, having a large part of the former members of Shadow Claw and the old administration.

DFG, for unknown reasons, probably out of resentment, shortly after (A few weeks) the creation of this new group, would begin to make plans to "eradicate" it, from here he would begin for the rest of the year to manipulate other people to do his dirty work so that they "destroy" Purple Heaven (or '''PH''') for him: First he would try to use a [[kid]] named '''Asdro''' who would be [[hacked]] and humiliated shortly after, then a [[Youtube|youtuber]] named '''Necromante2019''' and his group named "'''Ejercito Pensante'''", then a user named '''Daiki''' (Who ended up betraying him) and finally he would meet his ultimate [[slave]]: A user from [[Banana|Honduras]] named '''ForceCR''', another [[fag]] who just like him since the end of 2019 had been a "lolcow" of Shadow Claw and Purple Heaven and therefore was the perfect servant for DFG.

[[File:Dfgforce.png|thumb|Master and pet: DFG and ForceCR.]]

Obviously he never was able to do anything to Purple Heaven and all of his plans ended in failure, one of the people who stood out the most during these times of humiliations to DFG was the first leader of Purple Heaven (He retired shortly after) called '''Puruan TRP''', who in numerous ways ridiculed and humiliated him to the point of getting DFG [[blocked]] from the entire mapper community in that year 2020 and [[Delete Fucking Everything|making DFG delete numerous channels and remove several members from his server en masse]] out of pure [[paranoia]], condemning Maldawa from that point to exist as a ghost server with pure inactivity and very few members until its final elimination in [[2022]].

[[File:PicsArt 08-17-10.34.15.jpg|thumb|450px|center|DFG vs Purple Heaven.]]

In [[2021]], DFG had not progressed at all and his "empire" was still completely [[dead]] and almost forgotten by this time.

<center><big><big>'''2021 Fail Squad'''</big></big></center>
[[File:Parody of DFG and friends.mp4|center|350px]]

DFG would do his most atrocious act in this period, at the beginning of the year, he was still obsessed with Fix, and in his sick mind, he thought that she had "betrayed" him, '''so [[Revenge porn|he decided to leak, without any remorse, intimate photos and videos of Fix]] (And a reminder that by the time DFG did this, first of all he was already 18, and second, Fix [[CP|was barely 12 when she took all these photos and videos]])'''.

These photos and videos went circulating several discord servers, Fix retired shortly after this.

Halfway through the year, after personal events between Sibersk and DFG, another conflict would begin between the two again, this time Sibersk decided create "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dyPgEqT3yrN5R_cGm-KlfTI6M6g_o2b1zDVyDQh3blQ/edit?tab=t.0 El Cactus]", a blog that exposed DFG for all his crimes and questionable acts such as [[grooming]] (Including his attempt of grooming a '''10-year-old girl'''), also in this blog Sibersk recounts his personal experience with him since he met him in detail.

[[File:Dfg10yearsold.jpg|650px|center|thumb|DFG says that he liked a 10-year-old girl.]]

The creation of "El Cactus" would be the definitive breaking point in the relationship between DFG and Sibersk, [[Rekt|evidently DFG was never able to respond or refute anything written in that blog]].

During this time, DFG would have conflicts with other users such as one called "'''Kurau'''", an ex-friend of ElZombie, who created a server called "'''NexoFuna a DFG'''" putting memes, screenshots and other things from DFG, preserving them over time.

In this new conflict DFG was helped by a literal [[Child|11-year-old mapper]] named '''zProvincias''' who had a server called "'''Dark Farast'''" that was supposedly "[[Stupid|successor to Maldawa]]" as they also pretended to be an "empire" on Discord, another of his allies was a user named '''Meddiout''' (also known as '''Mitzumekozo''') who [[Pedophilia apologia|defended him from his pedophilia accusations]], in the end DFG said that he "[[Gay kiss|fell in love" with Meddiout]].

[[Lulz|Meddiout would end up getting doxed by Sibersk throught the mobile game Clash Royale]].

[[File:Dfgmeddiout.png|thumb|'''[[GAY]]'''.]]

[[File:4Cj2ioF.jpg|thumb|left|"DFG X Twi".]]

Also during this year a famous incident happened when DFG was [[Catfish|catfished]] by someone called "'''Twi'''", leaking extremely disgusting and humiliating photos of DFG: In one he wrote "''DFG X Twi''" on his arm, in other ones he was seen [[YandereDev|drinking his own semen]], [[Self-injury|he also self-harmed his chest]] and sent nude photos of himself.

[[File:DFGcum.png|thumb|350px|center|DFG tasting his own cum.]]

=="Silent Era" and another conflict with Skyoe==
[[File:Dfgaccounthacked.png|thumb|DFG's ANSES account gets hacked.]]
Entering the year 2022, DFG [[Coward|went into a lower profile]], at this point being known on most of the servers he's been on as a pedophile and a lolcow, but he wouldn't do something really important during this year.

At the end of this year, an incident occurred with "'''Skyoe'''" (At this point, Purple Heaven no longer existed, but there were other successor servers of the same group, which will be simply called "Skyoe") which led to DFG's family [[Doxbin|finally being doxed, obtaining information of even his grandparents]], and even getting DFG's ID photo and hacking into his ANSES accounts.

His parents were contacted, his mother was told about his pedophilia and his various questionable acts on the internet, she would say that [[Grounding videos|she hit DFG]] and that according to her "[[Wut|he would go down on his pedophilia]]", [[Nothing of value was lost|DFG was forced to delete Maldawa permanently, by then a completely dead server and devoted of any activity, he also deleted his first Discord account that he had since 2017]], despite what happened, he shortly after created a new Discord account and then continued as if nothing had happened.

Despite the elimination of Maldawa, [[Delusional|even to this day DFG still thinks that his "empire" still exists]].

==Travel to Spain and more humiliations==
[[File:Dfg chad.png|thumb|left|DFG or Versalles, circa 2023.]]
By [[2023]], despite the fact that DFG was already a [[Suicide|20-year-old adult]], he would have no purpose in life other than to continue on the internet, without studying at any university ([[NEET|Living supported by his mother and paid by the government for his mental disabilities]]) and having no interest in looking for any kind of job, so he created a new account called "'''Rysa'''" to "go unnoticed" [[Tranny|where he pretended to be a woman]].

He got involved in a new community dedicated to [[Paradox Interactive|war and strategy games]], especially the YouTube channel server "'''Mayorcetegaming'''" (Channel dedicated to this type of games), where he began calling himself "'''Versalles'''", [[Deadname|a name that he would start using in order to try to distance himself from the bad reputation that he has in his best-known name "DFG"]], in the community of Mayorcete he met a user that we will call “'''M'''” , who at an undetermined point became his partner.

DFG also had the chance to met again his old friend from 2018 Guara/Hino, although Guara was very disgusted when he saw the monster and abomination that DFG had become, during one of their conversations Guara had claimed that it was thanks to him that "Maldawa was created" (Which is, in part, true), this comment by Guara affected DFG greatly, [[Crazy|DFG began to believe that Guara wanted to "steal" or "take credit" for what seemed to be his greatest and only achievement in his life which was Maldawa]], since then starting an animosity from DFG to Guara that even after a whole year he would still have, it would get much worse when DFG would discover that Guara was involved with Skyoe, his "greatest enemies".

For years, even since 2019, DFG always liked to fantasize about wanting to travel to [[Spain]], and that's how in mid-2023, DFG spoke to Gengar (Ex-leader of Shadow Claw, who had recently returned to Discord) telling him that he wanted to go live in Spain and that "Gengar would help him find accommodation" (Since Gengar was Spanish).

[[File:DFGspain.png|thumb|Where all of his trouble began...]]

Gengar, not taking him seriously, agreed and DFG [[Stupid|without thinking it twice]], with only a suitcase, some [[money]] stolen from his parents and a "[[Communist|general]]" hat took the flight from Buenos Aires to Madrid.

As soon as he arrived, Gengar went to look for him with a [[IRL]] friend of his, finding him shortly after, what Gengar would emphasize the most would be the smell of DFG which would be [[Chernobyl|extremely disgusting and horrible]] according to him.

Shortly after, they got on a bus and arrived at a forest, after this [[Pwned|Gengar and his friend would assault DFG in the forest, robbing him and leaving him homeless and abandoned in the middle of nowhere]], all of this was recorded in different videos.

[[File:DFG trying to escape from Argentina.mp4|center|450px]]

Apparently, despite the fact that they stole money from him, what DFG would give the most importance to would be his "general" hat that he carried with him, [[Tard rage|becoming furious]].

DFG had a hidden purpose in traveling to Spain, which was to see "M" in person, since "M" is Spanish, even trying to assist DFG during his trip, so once he was left [[homeless]], the first thing he did when wandering the streets of Madrid and its surrounding towns was to go to her house to try to get her to give him lodging, [[Invasion|trying to get inside almost illegally]], something that obviously the girl's parents did not allow, after that they saw each other for the last time in a nearby park and from there they would not know more about each other for a while.

Nobody knows how he managed to survive in Spain but it is known that he slept on the streets, a few weeks after the assault incident, he contacted Gengar to agree when to see each other again so that he would "return his hat", the day came and: In the town of Colmenar Viejo, Madrid, DFG carried a [[Edgy|knife]] with which [[Murder|he tried to stab Gengar]], failing to do that, [[Wtf|he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees]], [[Retard|screaming for Gengar to be arrested]], causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.

[[File:In prison.mp4|thumb|DFG in prison.]]

Once arrested, according to Gengar's account, DFG began to cry, Gengar was released shortly after, being taken home by the same police, while DFG had his papers checked and the police noticed irregularities. It is not known how long DFG was imprisoned, [[Epic Fail|although in the end he was deported back to Argentina]].

[[File:Reference to the incidents that DFG made.png|center|450px|thumb|Memes about the Spain incident.]]

In the virtual world, DFG didn't learn anything and continued to be the same horrible guy as always in the "Mayorcetegaming" community, [[Drama|causing more and more controversy that would finally explode the following year]].
==Current times==
[[File:Dfgm.png|thumb|"M" talks about how DFG was with her during their relationship.]]
At the beggining of [[2024]], finally everyone on the Mayorcetegaming server would grew sick of DFG, [[Abusive|after it was revealed that his relationship with "M" was toxic and abusive, just like his previous relationships with Fix and Krakobia were]], DFG was confronted on a public server, they would also decide to dig into his past, quickly uncovering his accusations of pedophilia and his dox.

News of this quickly reached Skyoe, various members of Skyoe were invited to the server, [[Coward|causing DFG to flee]] and finally making him break off his relationship with "M", with her declaring that she wants nothing to do with him.

After this, DFG (or "Versalles") got [[Pwned|permanently banned from the Mayorcetegaming community and all groups related to it]].

[[File:DFGmayorcete.png|thumb|left|DFG gets banned from Mayorcete.]]

What many would not know is that DFG since the middle of 2023, after what happened with both Guara and Gengar, had been devising a "'''''master plan'''''" against Skyoe, to do this [[No Life|he spent much of 2023, all of 2024 and early 2025 collecting all the information he could on members of Skyoe and Guara]], [[Defamation|however most of the information is false]], much of the information that DFG collected is also irrelevant such as captures from 2020 that are mostly random comments without major importance.

While DFG was putting together his big plan, he became obsessed with another minor known as "'''Riri'''" or "'''Naides'''" aged 13, [[Chris Hansen|even though he was 21-22 years old at the time]]. Although he denies being a pedophile, he sees it as perfectly normal to talk to and "be friends" with a minor of this age, manipulating her with his strange ideas. One day, after certain events occurred, DFG became upset with the girl and [[Death threat|began to threaten her with her personal information, even sending messages to her parents, he began to threaten and extort her in such abrupt ways even telling her to delete her Discord account]].

[[File:DFG THE KILLER.jpg|thumb|Just look at his hand...]]

[[File:Dfgriri.jpg|450px|center|thumb|DFG threatening a 13 year old girl with her personal information.]]

To achieve his "grand plan", he made [[Autistic Legion of Doom|an alliance]] with various others questionable users just like him, mainly Guara's enemies like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] and '''Corbata Roja''', other of his allies were '''Warren''', '''Kaede''' and '''Bhalmajor''', all of DFG allies are well-known for [[Truth|being stalkers, doxers and groomers]].

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|550px|center|DFG and his friends.]]

In December 2024, DFG created a "secret Discord server" where he put the "[[Fake|evidence]]" he supposedly "collected" from Guara and Skyoe, but DFG did not take on to account the fact that all this time he had spies in his groups and everything got leaked during the first days of [[2025]], [[Lol|causing his brutal exposure and humiliation once again, as well of his allies]]. [[Faggot|This also made Jerry ran away from the server as soon as they got discovered]].

[[File:JerryMexican.mp4|thumb|DFG's "secret Discord server".]]

After this, DFG had a mental breakdown when he realized that his "ultimate plan" that lasted more than a year got ruined and he began spamming on [[Twitter]] a picture of a supposed "[[lawsuit]]" that he made to Skyoe using false accusations.

Later, seeing that everyone abandoned him, he had no choice but to betray Jerry and Corbata Roja, for supposedly being "cowards" [[Hipocrite|despite the fact that he himself is a coward]].

<center><big><big>'''And the story continues to this day...'''</big></big></center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|EPIC FAIL|0|Couldn't even push Gengar because of his physical weakness|0|What was he thinking?|1|Caused a slight public scandal that led to both of them being arrested| -∞|Proved that the supposed most "edgy" people from the internet can't do shit when confronted IRL|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Worst stabber ever}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:Guardia Civil.png|150px]]|Guardia Civil}}

==Friends of DFG==
===ForceCR / Leib===
[[File:Imagen 2025-05-21 204656345.png|thumb|190px|left|ForceCR.]]
'''ForceCR''' [[AKA|also known as]] '''Leib''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kevin Jimmy Salgado''') is a [[retard]] who originally was a member of Skyoe (Shadow Claw at that time), after getting humiliated too many times on the serverand rejected by everyone because he liked to [[LARP]] of being a <s>scriptkiddie</s> "[[hacker]]", he switched sides and became the [[Slavery|loyal servant of DFG]], a role he has keep for 5 years by now. He is also known for being a a simp of [[E-girls and e-boys|Konex Entertainment]] (Friend of [[Peluchin Entertainment]]) and he likes to justify himself by saying that he has [[Assburgers]]. At last he is a poor [[nigger]] from the irrelevant country of [[Monkey|Honduras]].
===Mi Vida Bajo El Puente / El Jerry Reviewer===
[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Just go to read his article and shut the fuck up.]]
===FMO (Ircam, Bhalmajor, Warren, Kaede)===
[[File:Fmodfgh.png|thumb|190px|DFG on a voice chat with his pedo friends.]]
A cliqué of Discord pedophiles and manchildren obsessed with [[Ken L Wright]]. [[Hypocrisy|They defended DFG but at the same time accused others of being groomers or pedophiles]].
===zProvincias===
A [[13-year-old boy]] who was groomed by DFG and formed a "[[Fail|h4x0r]]" group known as '''Dark Farast''' which copies Maldawa but generally nobody cares about. DFG claims that he's his "successor" [[Soyjak.party|or something]].
===Rama 3210===
[[File:Ramapedo.png|thumb|190px|left|Ramiro admitting to being a pedophile.]]
'''Rama 3210''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ramiro Valentin Retolaza''') is another argentinian pedophile who got [[catfish|catfished]] 3 times in a row and masturbated on videocam while DFG was recording. DFG, despite knowing that he's a pedophile who sent his nudes to a 13-year old girl while he was 19, continued talking to him, it is even rumored that DFG groomed Rama when he was still a minor but this is unconfirmed. DFG likes to accuse his enemies of being pedophiles without proof while at the same time he talks to one.
==FanArts and Memes==
{{Collapsegallery|Maldawan Gallery|Maldawan|center|<gallery>
File:DFG THE FACE.png|[[Incel]] vs [[chad]].
File:SHITTY FICTION COUNTRY.jpg|
File:DFGPosting.png|The Maldawan Gang.
File:PHposteo.png|Fucking autistic.
File:DFG DEAD.png|DFG and his dead friends.
File:Dfg necrotemante soy.png|DFG and [[DrossRotzank#Necrotemantegets rekt|Necrotemante]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DFG x Valdrox.png|[[Cristali|What does this shit remind me of?]]
File:DFG Rule34.png|[[Rule 34]].
File:DFG HTF.png|[[Happy Tree Friends]] Version.
File:XDDDDDDD.png|Together with [[Peluchin Entertainment]].
File:DFG soy.png|
File:Dfgsoyjak3.png|His friendship with Jerry
File:Dfgsoyjak2.png|Did you know that DFG doesn't like [[Soyjak.party|soyjaks]]?
File:DFG y hugo son similares.png|Wanted to stab someone and it went wrong and this is much worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].
File:El Maldawano DFG con almohada con agujero.png|The Argentinian Edition of [[MadThad0890]].
File:Dfgchrishansen.png|DFG encountering [[Chris Hansen]].
File:Pedophiledfg.png|Pedophile caught in HD. Look at the shape of his head Lmao.
File:Dfgmentalredartadioncertificate.png|Mental retardation certificate.
File:Inspecciondepenes.png|
File:DFG Lanza.png|[[Adam Lanza]] with DFG cosplay
File:Dfg krakobia simp.png|BTFO.
File:Dfg not a pedo.png|Definitely not a pedo at all.
File:Dfg jerry rtx off on.png|The meme became real.
</gallery>}}

==Videos about him==
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==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@dfg7418|DFG 741}}
*{{twitter|Versalles_741}}
*{{discord|user|fiat_iustitia_et_pereat_mundus}}

==See Also==
[[File:DFG en su cuarto.png|thumb|DFG in his bedroom.]]
*[[Argentina]]
*[[Spain]]
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Formerly his ally
*[[Doomentio]] - Similar to him, however DFG is much, much worse
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Another very disturbing hispanic horrorcow
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and ElZombie, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Chris-chan]] - Similar people
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Polandball]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[CP]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[High Score]] - That time when DFG tried to stab and murder someone in Spain but failed.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Another autistic who also wanted to stab someone but it went wrong, DFG did much worse than him.
*[[Soyjaks]] - His greatest hatred, for some reason.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - DFG if he was a woman

==External Links==
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*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/tb45gtnsovx1j16/El_Cactus__DFG_el_Ped%25C3%25B3filo%252C_Narcisista%252C_Manipulador%252C_Mit%25C3%25B3mano%252C_Acosador%252C_Mentiroso%252C_Egolatra%252C_Pederasta_y_Victimista_%2528DFG%2527s_Bible_o_Sacro_Testamento_Maldawano%2529.pdf/file El Cactus]
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|Qnvyk}}
*[https://gononeas-gang.fandom.com/es/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Gonorreas Gang wiki] {{archive|lM3ZM}}
[[File:Dfg death .png|970px|center|6 fucking years getting rekt by Skyoe.]]
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Ken L Wright

2025-09-17T03:38:58Z

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{{ibhead|'''Ken L Wright'''}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|José de Jesús Rodríguez Vega}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 5, 1988 ({{age|1988|5|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexico]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Monterrey, [[Mexico]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|Male}}
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'''Ken L Wright''' ([[Powerword]]: '''José de Jesús Rodríguez Vega'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Turtle Ken''', '''Los Majes''', '''Shredeer''', '''MentalKillerXXll''', '''ElPerroMuerdeCulos''', '''Lawliet Wright''', '''Nick L Wright''', '''Ken L Parker''' or '''Joe KL Wright''' is a [[Lol|'''{{age|1988|5|12}}''']]-year old [[Mexico|mexican]] [[manchild]], [[drama whore]], [[faggot]], [[hypocrite]], manipulator, [[Ego|egomaniac]], [[internet tough guy]], [[obsessed]] with [[arguing on the internet]] and especially against [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|children]] and [[Disability|people with disabilities]], supposed [[social justice warrior]] and "[[moralfag|moralist]]" despite actually being an [[Internet stalking|internet stalker]] and [[Doxxing|doxxer]], [[idiot]] with [[USI|an internet vigilante complex]], [[woman]] and [[girlfriend]] [[abuse|abuser]] and [[Pedophilia apologia|coverer of pedophiles]]. Apart from that he was also a former [[Youtube|youtuber]] and [[Streaming|streamer]] (now currently [[Doxbin|doxxed]] and [[Coward|retired]]) who has been present on YouTube since [[2007]].

During his entire history, he only dedicated to causing [[drama]] and [[controversy]], becoming involved in every internet slapfight possible, his biggest obsession was doing [[Streaming|livestreams]] which he supposedly did as a "[[Boring|hobby]]" where he would talk about anything, [[Nobody cares|such as the things he likes]], and let people in to talk to him as it was some kind of [[podcast]], however Ken had so much free time (despite claiming to work as a [[Security Faggots|security guard]]) that his livestreams would last between '''5 to 9 fucking hours'''.

Even though in his later years he always said that [[Lie|he didn't want to get involved in online fights]] and that he wanted to "be at peace", he always [[Contradiction|contradicted]] himself and soon after he went back to the same thing, he pretended to leave the internet multiple times and then came back shortly after, for more than '''15 years''' he was doing the same thing in an almost endless cycle that only ended thanks to his [[doxxing]] that made him leave for real. His online behavior and what surrounded him ended up being so toxic that everything turned into [[harassment]] and [[Drama-generating techniques|drama]], especially the people who always accompanied him in his misadventures like [[PlutonicClown]] and the rest of his "[[Buttbuddies|group]]" known as [[PlutonicClown#Friends (Los Majes / KenPandilla)|Los Majes]] (or '''KenPandilla''' / '''KenGang''') whom, after his retirement ended up becoming worse than him.

For some reason, despite the fact that he always showed an [[immature]] behavior (despite being over [[Adult Baby|30 years old]]) and it was [[obvious]] that he was a [[failure]] of a person, the [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente#Doomposting|Doomposting]] group began to idolize and admire him as one of their greatest "idols" and "heroes" along with others like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] or Plutonic, calling him with ridiculous nicknames like "'''Rey Papeador'''" (''Papeator King'') or "'''Papeador de Papeadores'''" (''Papeator of Papeators''), probably because Ken legitimately humiliated [[Doomentio]] in a livestream (something not very difficult anyway), this ended up creating a legion of [[Fanboys|faithful followers]] known as the "'''Kentards'''" who after Ken's retirement, fought for months in a worthless battle to try to save the reputation of their false idol. Nowadays after everything that was revealed about Ken almost nobody admires him anymore and many of those who were kentards regret it now and are ashamed of having been it.

He's also known as "'''Pepe Chuy'''".
==Behaviour==
[[File:Kenlwrighttwitter.png|thumb|Ken L Wright wrote this being over 30-years old.]]
As stated before, Ken was only mostly known because he became involved in a shit-ton of [[autistic]] [[internet drama|internet fights]] during his 15 years of online presence, gaining his [[Internet fame|e-fame]] this way. Most of Ken-related dramas were usually absurd and for [[stupid]] reasons and it was known that [[Attention Whore|he loved to seek out and provoke fights with other people]] despite denying it. That's the reason of why he had a shit-ton of [[Enemy|enemies]] online.

Ironically, in his later years he would always [[Crybaby|cry in despair]] complaining that he "[[Paranoia|felt persecuted]]", that "[[Bitch|they wouldn't leave him alone]]" and "[[Victim Complex|they were always harassing him]]" even though he was the one who started all his own problems in the first place.

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Despite being a full-grown adult, he behaved like a [[High school|high school]] [[bullying|bully]]. In his fights he never picked on people his own size (or in this case, [[Retard|his own intellectual level]]). He always went for the weakest and easiest targets: [[children]] or people with [[Disabled|disabilities]], whom he could easily "[[Nope|humiliate]]" to come off as the "[[Fail|winner]]" in his online discussions.

And how did he "[[Fake|humiliate]]" people? Most of the time, he would force them to enter his livestreams, where [[Serious Business|he would insult his opponent mercilessly, usually launching offenses on a personal level]] (for example, their [[sexuality]], such as insulting them with "[[homosexual]]", even though [[Faggot|it was later discovered that Ken himself had a tranny boyfriend]]) and not giving them the opportunity to respond. For his followers, those would be the great humiliations and "''papeadas''" that Ken did. Ken always showed a high level of [[tard rage]] during these livestreams.

On other occasions, he would have people enter his live streams in [[Gangbang|five-on-one confrontations]], usually with Ken being supported by his friends against the person he was trying to "humiliate" who would be alone and even more subject to insults and verbal abuses, making it even more unfair. This tactic would be known as "''encerrona''" (ambushing).

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'''An example of an "encerrona" against one of his various cyber-enemies known as [[Idiot|DJ Harmony]].'''

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[[Delusions of grandeur|He actually thought of himself]] as the character from the [[Ace Attorney]] video game series, [[Phoenix Wright]]. He used Phoenix as his avatar, tarnishing the image of this character in the hispanic internet, many Ace Attorney fans on the spanish-speaking side of the internet now hate him because [[Epic Fail|people now associate Phoenix with him and not with the video games]].

In his later years, due to becoming more publicly recognized, he tried to maintain a "[[Internet superheroes|good image]]" which he never really had, to the point that he began to believe himself to be the personification of "[[SJW|social justice]]" on the Internet, becoming a [[moralfag|moralist]]. He always got into controversies in order to give himself a good image and to be seen as the one who "''always taught a lesson''" or "''made shitty people look bad''", something that his lackeys like PlutonicClown would later learn too. Obviously behind everyone's back he was still the same [[sick fuck]] as always, involved in [[harassment]] and [[doxxing]].

We can see the peak of Ken's [[Sarcasm|maturity]] here:
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Or if you want a more direct example:
[[File:Kenmanchild.png|650px|center|"I'm almost 32 years old but i feel like i were 15"]]

[[File:Ken l wright cycle.png|thumb|250px|left|The Ken L Wright's stupidity cycle that lasted during 15 fucking years.]]
His dependence on the internet was always excesive, spending most of days of his life arguing with people on [[Twitter]] or during his livestreams during his '''15 years''' of online existence, becoming [[terminally online]]. On multiple occasions, usually when he screwed up on something, he would say that he would be [[Impossible|leaving the internet]], however he would end up returning shortly later and pretending that nothing has happened. It got so bad that it got to the point where he would constantly make his livestreams during midnight and during his [[work|working]] hours.

Despite being over 30 years old and claiming to be a "[[Lazy|hard-working person]]" and "[[Dying alone|living alone]]", he spent most of his ([[Poor|mediocre]]) salary and donations of his streams buying [[Dildo|toys]] and [[plushie]]s. He has typical childish interests of common [[manchildren]] such as [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] and [[Pokemon]].

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===Lolicon?===
Ken's account on the [[Russia|russian]] social network [[VK]] would be discovered, most of his posts were irrelevant things, however it would be soon noticed that Ken shared on this site a lot of pictures from the [[anime]] '''Kantai Collection''', with many of them being practically [[lolicon]], as most of these are [[underage]] characters:
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Shortly after this was discovered, Ken [[Delete fucking everything|deleted everything]] pretending that no one saw it.

==History==
What is known about Ken's early life is that he grew up in a seemingly [[poor]] environment, however that did not stop him from believing himself to be someone with a "[[High IQ|superior intellect]]", so he made the "[[Idiot|smart decision]]" to drop out of [[high school]] and [[Slavery|go to work at a young age]], with the money he earned he decided to buy himself a [[Gameboy]] that "could give him a lot of fun". This way began the tragicomic story of our favorite {{age|1988|5|12}}-years old manchild.

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===Edgelord era===
[[File:Shredeer.png|thumb|Shredeer: Ken L Wright when he was 23-years old.]]
He created his first [[YouTube]] account in the year 2007, at age 18-19, under the name '''Shredeer'''. On this account he uploaded a variety of content, mainly shitty critiques made using the [[Bullshit|speech synthesizer "Loquendo"]]. During this period it is very noticeable how he tried to force upon himself an "[[edgelord|edgy]]" or rather "[[emo]]" personality according to that time period (2007-2008). Unfortunately, most of the videos from this time are currently lost and the only things that were rescued from that time are: An interview from [[2012]] (where he made a self-promotion for his future new identity which will be discussed below), various critiques dedicated to him by other users from that time, a video from one of his [[Sock-puppet|alt-accounts]] and an abandoned blog of his. Between 2008 and 2009, he created his first alt-accounts, which would be '''MentalKillerXXll''' and '''ElPerroMuerdeCulos''', whose purpose would be to annoy his ciber-enemies of that time: the "[[ElAntiCristo2007|Ejercito Pensante]]".

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A notable incident would be the occasion when Ken had an "[[Rabies|encounter with a raccoon]]" which attacked and frightened him, according to what he later recounted on [https://shredeer.blogspot.com/2010/03/un-mapache-entro-mi-casa.html his now-abandoned blog]. This happened in [[2010]].

[[File:Kenvsbrandross.png|thumb|left|What basically happened.]]

In [[2011]] he had his first recorded cyber-drama, after having a dispute with '''Brandross1''' (an user who had originally been his friend since [[2008]]) after the latter had made a video criticizing the use of Loquendo, [[Winrar|so Shredeer came up with the idea of creating a "fake controversy" with Brandross where the two would pretend to be fighting because in the video Brandross made he mentioned him, since according to Shredeer with this "fake fight" both could benefit by gaining more followers due to their "false rivalry", and with Shredeer claiming that "it was marketing"]]. Shredeer also dedicated a video to Brandross where he criticized him and allegedly insulted him.

Brandross did not like Shredeer's "proposal" at all and decided to make a video exposing him for this, where he ended up [[pwned|pwning]] him, becoming the first '''Kenposter''' (a name used for the people who like to make fun of Ken).

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There have also been found some parody videos of Shredeer uploaded by the user '''soyvicentefernandezX''' between the years 2010-2011, where he appears dancing with the user '''Elabuelotroll''' to mexican cumbia songs.
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==="Papeator" era===
Shortly after, he decided to [[delete fucking everything]] and re-start from scratch, creating a new identity and channel under the name '''Lawliet Wright''', during this time he would make Loquendo videos about Ace Attorney and he would start using the avatar of Phoenix Wright. He would also meet some users who would become his friends (or enemies) in the future such as '''Super Wario Man''', '''UltraRetroLoquendero''' or [[Doomentio]]. [[Gay|He was very close to the latter]], getting to participate in [[Google Plus]] with him and sometimes, both of them would go on videocalls to insult the people they found there. Also at this time he would start making his first livestreams.

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[[File:Kenvsuzaname.png|thumb|Ken loved to [[Auto-fellatio|suck his own penis]] and upload his own fights while on livestreams as "[[Doing It Wrong|big humiliations]]" when in reality few people saw them.]]

During this time, Ken would spend his time annoying and bothering other users [[For the Lulz|for fun]], not caring if they were minors or people with mental (or physical) disabilities. One of these was UltraRetroLoquendo, who had [[autism]], Ken started to bother him after learning that Retro did not like a video Ken made.

In [[2014]], UltraRetroLoquendero gave him his Youtube account, since he was retiring, Ken used it to attack Retro's detractors, one of these was '''BefallGaming''', who was also one of Ken's various cyber-enemies. Ken later devised a "[[Too much time on the Internet|plan]]" to "''humilliate BefallGaming and Super Wario Man''" which consisted of deceiving them into livestreams where both would be humiliated with the help of '''Indagación del Ocio''', Ken managed to accomplish both objectives and both users were humiliated, Wario Man apologized for starting unnecessary fights with Retro while Befall could not withstand the shame and left the internet temporarily.

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During this same time he had conflicts with another user named '''DJ Harmony''', who was previously friends with Wario Man and UltraRetroLoquendero, he had his problem with Ken after DJ harmony tried to interfere in the fight that existed at that time between Indagación del Ocio and Doomentio, Ken would invite him to a livestream in the company of multiple users, [[Crybaby|DJ Harmony would end up crying while on live]].

In [[2019]], Ken managed to make Ocio and Wario finally make amends after their previous debate where Wario ended up humiliated and together they exposed the user [[Doomentio#One of Doomentio's friends is a pedophile (Skiso)|Skiso]] (a friend of Doomentio), accusing him of being a [[pedophile]] for sending very [[disgusting]] messages to a [[Pedo Baiting|female underage user]], this livestream made on July 7, 2019 became the most viewed on his main channel for a long time until Ken hid it.

On October 7, 2019, Ocio, Ken and Wario would again team up to expose another friend of Doomentio, in this case the cartoonist [[Doomentio#Aeter Aureus (Chips and Sodas)|Aeter Aureus]], Aeterfloo or also called by Wario as "Chips and Sodas", accusing him of being a hypocrite for having strongly criticized [[NSFW]] cartoonists in the past, only to eventually discover that he also produced art of that style, especifically [[furry art]].

In August 2019, Ken would join Wario's 2 live streams against [[Peluchin Entertainment]], making Peluchin very angry to the point of getting him to do [[death threats]] against Ken and [[tard rage|yell]] like if he was in jail along with [[bubba]] for [[Animal abuse|mistreating kittens]]. During the second livestream, a fag named '''Alansaint15''' would join to end up humiliated by everyone present, including Peluchin himself. Later, AlanSaint15 [[Edgy|would be glad after learning that Ken had a work accident where he hurt his hand]].

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During early [[2021]], Ken accused the video-game focused YouTuber '''Dust Man''' of being a "[[Nintendo]] fanboy" for saying that "''$60 games aren't expensive''" (this is a reference to Nintendo's [[Capitalism|controversial act of selling ports of Mario 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy for Switch at that exorbitant price]]), shortly after, Dust Man joined Ken's [[Discord]] server to [[raiding|raid]] it with NSFW content.

==="Moralist" era===
====The Mordo and Randomware crisis====
Ken's biggest controversy, which would change him forever, would finally happen in that same year of 2021, after the [[Youtube Poop|youtube pooper]] '''Randomware''' made a 6-hour long video "exposing" another youtube pooper named '''Mordo''' of a multitude of terrible things such as [[grooming]], [[cp]] or [[gore]]. Ken was accused of being "complicit" of Mordo because he was on his Discord server "'''Forochangos'''". Mordo's controversy became a massive one, resulting in one of the biggests of the year 2021.

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This damage to his internet reputation and (virtual) image was apparently [[Taking the Internet Seriously|so much for him]] that he [[Lol|ended up crying during a livestream]]:

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Ironically, [[Hypocrisy|he had mocked DJ Harmony for having done the same thing before]].

[[File:Kenlwrightrandomware.png|thumb|left|The fall of Randomware.]]

Luckily for him, the evidence and arguments that Randomware presented were weak and actually had many inconsistencies, so it was easy for him to prove that Randomware lied in his video and that Mordo was innocent of (most) of his accusations. With the help of other users like '''La Hiena Blanca''', '''Autoclickcaosclave''', '''Lagste''', '''Mani con queso''', Super Wario Man, among others, they dismantled Randomware's defense and exposed that he was a liar, [[Defamation|defamer]] and hypocrite who had also [[Pedophilia apologia|covered up, supported and defended an abuser and pedophile]] named '''Horu-Chan''' for the mere fact of being friends and helping him doxx Mordo. After this, [[Coward|Randomware disappeared from the internet for almost a year without even responding or denying the accusations against him]].

Randomware would return at the end of May [[2022]] to try again to "expose" Mordo and other youtubers who criticized him for his actions such as Ken in a second video, but by then he had [[Rekt|already lost all credibility and trust from the community]], in the comments box of his new video it got filled him with pure [[spam]] and [[copypasta]], and he left the internet again when his second video got taken down. Ken also got into a fight on Twitter with a friend of Randomware named '''Catdanny100''' on Twitter since the latter defended Randomware. It is currently unknown if Randomware still plans to return against Pepe after everything that has happened and his retirement, although screenshots have been leaked where he speaks with a former Forochangos [[administrator]] where he mentions that [[LOLsuit|he plans to take everything to legal matters and that he intends to report Mordo to Interpol]].

====Conflict against Scruffy and Hiena Blanca====
During Randomware's onslaught, three users appeared known as '''Scruffy Filthstein''', La Hiena Blanca and '''Rickultimate''', these three would help him during his drama against Randomware, mainly exposing Horu-Chan's crimes, but soon after they would have problems with Ken when it was discovered that Scruffy and Hiena Blanca [[Reportfag|were planning to take down Randomware's channel]] using Ken's content without his permission. Ken saw all this as wrong and quickly disassociated himself from these three. This group would be known as the "'''ScruffyPandilla'''" ('''ScruffyGang''').

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'''Ken vs Scruffy, Hiena and Rick: Losers fighting each other.'''

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[[File:Scruffpandilla.png|thumb|[[Jew|Scruffy]], [[Furfag|Hiena Blanca]] and [[Weeaboo|Rick]]: Ken L Wright's [[Manchild|biggest enemies]].]]

Soon after different accusations would come out against the 3 users of being pedophiles or stalkers, as well as their allies such as "'''Lennygreder 12'''" or "'''Proyecto Shiro'''". Upon Randomware's return, he would expose all these users, Ken obviously would not defend them. One of these users sent Ken's phone number to the national guard in an attempt to [[Swatting|swatt]] him, and they also doxxed him by leaking pictures of his real face, [https://archive.is/lrF50 after this Ken made a photo of himself public on his Twitter account].

RickUltimate got later humiliated on a livestream made on '''Ruinaversal''''s channel [[Lol|where he was arguing with Ken and other people until his own mother joined to get him out of there]].

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A mysterious YouTube account named "'''La Panaderia de Pan'''" which began to upload various videos exposing Ken and his [[circlejerk]] of friend for various questionable things they did would be accused of being linked to this group, [[Idk|although there is not enough evidence to corroborate it]].

This became one of the longest conflicts that Ken had in his history and even after his retirement and to this day, [[A-log|Scruffy and Hiena still remain traumatized and obsessed with him]].
====Involvement in the Doomverse====
As it was explained before, Ken during his early years was a friend of Doomentio, [[Faggot|becoming very close together]], however as time passed by they stopped being friends and Ken would start hanging out more with Ocio and would end up exposing both Skiso and Aeter as told above, this made Doomentio want to help Randomware in his conflict against Ken. [[Doomentio#Ruinaversal Saga|In a livestream on Ruinaversal's channel, Ken reproached Doom for all of this and Doom defended himself saying that "he felt resentful", after this he would be humiliated by Ken showing him that all his mistakes had always been Doomentio's fault and not of the Doomposting as Doom claimed, when Ken mentioned that there were doomposters who doxxed his father and harassed him as well as the rest of his family, Doomentio almost cried]].

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Because of this and what happened previously with Mordo and Randomware, he began to become more and more known and popular, gaining various [[fanboys|followers]], mostly from the [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente#Doomposting|Doomposting]], many of them didn't know much about his previous history and background, so they would begin to see him as a "[[Internet superheroes|hero]]", "[[USI|vigilante]]" or "[[Fail|example to follow]]".

After this he became more involved in the Doomverse, getting into various autistic fights with people such as '''El Fantasma Antisocial''' who had a physical disability which did not allow him to speak properly, Ken insulted and shouted at him while on live, for his followers that was an "epic humiliation" and "papeada".

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[[File:Fantagoria.png|thumb|250px|left|Fantagoria.]]

Also, in order to pretend to being a good person, he showed support to [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente#Fantagoria|Fantagoria]] who at that time was receiving harassment from the Doomposting, after this he became [[Friend zone|friends]] with her (and secretly, they became an [[Online dating|online couple]], despite both being 30 years old). However, he had no problems with being friends with the main administrator of the Doomposting and Fantagoria's stalker: [[PlutonicClown#SEBDAN and the Ruinaversal livestream|SEBDAN]] (we will explain more about that below).

But the ambient from the Doomverse got so toxic and bad that there was a point where Ken simply could not tolerate it anymore as many people started to harass him, everything got worse when the "'''Hastiado'''" livestream was made where it was revealed that there was a Discord group where there were plans to doxx Ken and that Doomentio himself was involved along with various of his followers, when that happened Ken could not take it anymore and decided to "retire" from the Doomverse environment to a "[[Nope|healthier]]" one, away from all that. By this point, Ken would declare many times until the day of his retirement that "[[Contradiction|he no longer wanted to get into controversies]]" and would only dedicate himself to doing livestreams playing games or chatting with his friends about various topics. However, at this point it was too late for that.

Many of Ken's [[haters]] and enemies would also start to gain more prominence during this period who would begin to criticize or expose him for alleged questionable acts of his and his friends, for example channels like Panaderia de Pan (currently '''El pollito de tu caldito te doma in 2D''') or even groups like the '''Alucinpandilla''' or '''Huesopandilla'''. Many [[memes]], videos and other material mocking would also start to be made in different groups like the Doomposting itself, in some cases using real photos of him. This would mark the emergence of the "'''Kenposting'''".

This whole situation would get worse when it was revealed that one of Ken's friends and part of his circle, SEBDAN, [[PlutonicClown#SEBDAN and the Ruinaversal livestream|was actually the administrator of the Doomposting this entire time and allowed for many years that people like Ocio, Fantagoria or Ruinaversal got harassed and massively attacked in that group, it was also revealed that SEBDAN was a pedophile]]. This caused harsh criticism to Ken and accusations of covering him up, and more so because there is a 2021 livestream where Ken clearly tells SEBDAN "''I understand that you administer this group''" (referring to the Doomposting).

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During the livestream where SEBDAN was exposed, Ken tried to divert the main topic of the livestream with the help of Plutonic and others to attack '''Coffee''' (one of the persons who was trying to expose SEBDAN) for having leaked an audio of Fantagoria crying ([[Facts|despite the fact that Jerry would be the main person responsible for spreading this]], getting it from Coffee, and no one would question him, not even Ken himself). From leaked screenshots of Fantagoria we know that the one who asked that Jerry may not be questioned was Ken himself.

Recently more evidence was leaked by another former member of Ken's group called [[PlutonicClown#Friends (Los Majes / KenPandilla)|Ale Rockstars]] of the existence of a "secret" Twitter [[chat]] called "'''Biyin fans group'''" where both Ken and his "friends" were present as members, including SEBDAN, and there they approved what to post in the Doomposting and what not, also SEBDAN made a video where among what he stated, he mentioned that he was only in the Doomposting to promote people like PlutonicClown and Ken, [[True|the latter being the ones who benefited the most from that group]].

[[File:Los majes.png|thumb|Ken L Wright and his minions: "Los Majes" or "KenPandilla".]]

After various revelations that other users who were also affiliated with Ken were also pedophiles such as Autoclick (which will be discussed later), '''Lipe-Chan''' or '''Girly''', Ken continued to be even more criticized as several accusations of [[Pedophilia apologia|covering up their cases]] arose, recently audios have emerged where Ken admits that he knew some of Girly's illicit acts (grooming) but he still preferred not to say anything in order to "not cause problems" and that he was very nervous about such information being revealed to the public. There are also leaked screenshots of the chat between Lipe and Ken on Twitter where Lipe mentions his illegal relationship to Ken and thanks him for not saying anything, according to Lipe he "''owed his reputation''" to Ken.

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His last major controversy before his retirement would occur in April [[2023]] when he participated in a public debate that focused on the (then) recent grooming accusations against the youtuber Autoclickcaosclave, together with '''El Traje con Voz''', where both questioned Autoclick regarding the accusations made against him, however, Autoclick was not able to defend himself in a proper manner, since generally his arguments had almost no coherence. Despite what happened, there is evidence that Ken already knew about Autoclick's crimes before this livestream, also shortly after, in a livestream made on PlutonicClown's channel, he began to argue with Traje con Voz and [[Nobody cares|divert the topic of the main livestream into one that had nothing to do with it]], it is speculated that Ken knew about Autoclick's actions but avoided saying it and that's why he argued with El Traje con Voz. This caused Ken and Plutonic to have a brief dispute that would end in [[Epic Fail|Plutonic turning off the livestream and proclaiming that he would no longer let Ken into his livestreams from that moment on]].

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===Doxxing and retirement===
[[File:Kenlwrightuida.png|thumb|left|Ken leaves the internet in fear after 15 years of never-ending controversies.]]
Ken's career would end in a [[Funny|tragic]] way [[PlutonicClown#Ken L Wright gets doxxed|when he got doxxed]] by a group called '''Skyoe''' after a fight they had with PlutonicClown, this fight was caused because the latter had defamed a member of that group of having "abused" his own underage cousin (which was totally proven to be false, but that Plutonic still wanted to keep as true). Plutonic also spoke bad about this same group saying that "they were sick people" and compared them to actual sick people like [[CP|Noxium]] and [[Animal abuse|Neb512]], as a revenge for that Skyoe tried to doxx Plutonic but since nothing relevant was found about him, they went after Ken as he was his [[boss]]. [[Rekt|Several things about Ken were leaked, such as his address where he supposedly lived, some of his accounts with their passwords, his real name and age (he lied about his true age, saying that he was 32 when in reality he was 34 at the time), later the place where he supposedly worked was leaked]], due to this, Ken made a livestream on [[Independence Day|July 4, 2023]] where he [[Victim complex|clarified about several issues and said goodbye]], then [[Delete fucking everything|deleted his main channel "Turtle Ken", and later his Twitch and Twitter accounts]].

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During the doxxing incident, [[Pizza Bomb|obviously various people sent food and other items to Ken's supposed address]], which he eventually revealed [[Lolwut|was his parents' house, not his]]. People on Twitter were also allegedly calling out Ken's supposed workplace to accuse him of not doing his job.

[[Jew|Ken himself stated that due to his leaked passwords, he preferred to delete everything to avoid being hacked and lose the money he had earned from his streams]].

Despite his public retirement, [[Coward|it is known that he was still present in private ways]] and in contact with certain people. On July 26, 2023, he joined one of Ruinaversal's livestream to discuss with '''Nifty''', one of his main opponents at the time, while being supported by people like Ocio and Fantagoria. This would be the last discussion on livestream that Ken would have during his entire history. In the end, after a long discussion that lasted '''more than 8 hours''', he left stating that he would not return because he "[[Gay|felt paranoid about his doxx and the harassment he had been receiving]]."

Despite his retirement, Ken continued to be idolized and fanaticized in exaggerated ways by many people on groups like the Doomposting for the rest of the year 2023.

===Fall of the "papeator king"===
[[File:Kenlwrightzareption.png|thumb|The relationship between Ken and Zareption in an nutshell.]]
In early [[2024]], in a video talking about everything that had happened with her ever since, Fantagoria revealed that she had indeed been in a virtual relationship with Ken, despite the popular belief that their entire "[[ship]]" was just a meme or joke, and that they were just friends. The "relationship" ended very badly for both of them according to Fantagoria, she would say that "''''Ken did something very horrible to her that nobody does to a partner''''", Fantagoria did not want to reveal what that "something" was, and with her in the end only declaring that she had already completely distanced herself from Ken, only keeping "[[Nothing|the good]]" that he gave her.

Shortly after, another old friend of Ken known as '''Zareption''', who is a [[tranny]], made a livestream telling his experience with a "partner" he had had during the years 2021-2022, who according to him [[Victim mentality|had abused and psychologically manipulated him]]. Then in a video that Zar would make, it was revealed that this "couple" would be none other than Ken L Wright himself. Likewise, Zar revealed some screenshots of conversations he had with Ken and these revealed that [[Adult Baby|Ken would seek encouragement and relief with Zar when he got angry with Fantagoria]], in addition to Zar revealing a screenshot [[Trying too hard|where Ken says he wants to doxx Fantagoria and Lagste because "he got jealous"]] after the two had a cordial conversation, which Ken did not like.

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Because of these 2 revelations by Ken's 2 ex-partners, as well as many other leaks in screenshots, audios, videos and revelations of various questionable acts he did, several of his friends and followers of Ken would stop supporting him and would turn against him. [[Epic Win|So it is considered that after this and his doxxing he will never return to the internet again]]. This would be considered the definitive end of Ken's career on the internet and of his image as a supposed "vigilante" and "moralist" which he never really had.

===Current times===
Despite having retired from the internet, it is known that he still maintains contact with some users and he is active to a certain extent. For example, a youtuber named '''Tonal de Sol''' revealed at the end of a video he made about Super Wario Man that a friend of Ken had asked him, at Ken's request, [[Lol|not to make a video about him for fear that it could reach more than 100 thousand views]], which Tonal initially wanted to comply with, but upon learning of all of Ken's questionable acts, he discarded that decision.

WhatsApp conversations were also leaked, where Ken mentioned to an unknown user that he was aware of the [[PlutonicClown#The Downfall: Plutonic vs Valentine|latest controversies that happened with the people he used to hang around such as Plutonic]]. [[Coward|Ken assured in these screenshots that he did not plan to return to the internet at all]].

Despite what was said above, Ken was recently accused of [[Censorship|having reported and taking down a video]] made by the youtuber '''El Abogato''' where he talked about his case with Fantagoria and other things that Ken did.

[[File:Papeator king.png|650px|center|From "internet hero" to nothing...]]

==The Kentards==
[[File:Kentards.png|thumb|[[Loser|Average]] Ken L Wright fan.]]
The [[Down's Syndrome|Kentards]] were Ken's loyal legion of [[Fanboys|followers]] and his [[personal army]]. They used to worship and idolize him in extremely obsessive and absurd ways, always thinking of him and depicting him as a "[[chad]]" or a great "humiliator" and "papeator". They also used to hold Ken to the highest standard and setting him as an example to follow as if he was some kind of "[[Wtf|superhero]]" or even a [[God Complex|deity]], some going so far as to think of Ken as if he were their [[father|father figure]] (which obviously many of them lack).

Curiously, Ken always used to mistreat his own fans and it was clear that he didn't even like them, going so far as to [[scam]] [[money]] from some of them:

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Some Kentards would "[[Shipping|ship]]" Ken with Fantagoria ("''Kentagoria''") thinking that that the two are "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|characters]]" from some kind of "manga" or "anime" when in reality they are both 30-year old adults in a pathetic and failed [[Online dating|online relationship]], going so far as to invent a fictitious "[[OC|daughter]]" of theirs and make tons of [[fanart]]s for them:

[[File:Kenlwrightfanta.png|thumb|850px|center|Just look-up on Google images "Kentagoria" and you will get various [[Cringe|cringy]] drawings like these.]]

After Ken left the internet, several of them spent months unsuccessfully fighting and wasting their time to "[[Stupid|defend the image of their idol]]" like the good [[white knights]] they were. They would always try to defend him and justify any morally dubious thing he did, also trying to justify his stupid childhood decisions such as leaving high school saying that "[[Lolwut|it wasn't necessary]]".

These beings inhabited cringy groups on places like [[Facebook]] and Discord such as "'''Tortuguitas Musgosas'''" and "'''The Royal Majes'''" and thought of themselves as "[[Hugbox|wholesome]]" and "[[Lol nope|sane]]" despite the fact that [[Facts|their entire communities are built around toxicity, drama, and harassment]]. Most of them come from the Doomposting and only know Ken after the Mordo-Randomware controversy or the Ruinaversal livestreams, [[btw]].

Fortunately, after the well-deserved public exposure that was made to Ken at the beginning of 2024 that led to his public image finally being destroyed, [[PlutonicClown#The Downfall: Plutonic vs Valentine|along with the fight between Plutonic and Valentine that involved this same community]], the Kentards began to disappear one by one and currently they are almost extinct, it is very rare today to find people who claim to be fans of Ken or who defend him, most of those who were regret it by now.
==Gallery==
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File:Papeadordepapeadores.png|Old photo.
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File:Kenlwrightmanchild3.png|How he really looks like vs how he pretends to look.
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File:Kenlwrightypocrite.png|Ken, being a hypocrite as always.
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File:Kengameboyy.png|Ken with his Gameboy.
File:Kentardxd.png|The most normal Kentard.
File:Kendoxxed.png|Ken after getting doxxed.
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==Videos to remember the "papeator of papeators"==
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==See also==
[[File:Ken-l-wright-doomentio.gif|thumb|350px|''Sin ti yo no soy el mismo, Eres mi credo, Pedazo de cielo, Abrázame fuerte, Mi trébol de buena suerte, Prefiero morir junto a ti, A no verte...'']]
*[[Doomentio]] - His childhood friend
*[[PlutonicClown]] - His apprentice who ended up betraying him and later became even worse than him
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Another one of the "idols" and "heroes" of the Doomposting
*[[Drama whore]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Manchild]]
*[[Moralfag]]
*[[SJW]]
*[[Hypocrisy]]
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Troll shielding]]
*[[Internet stalking]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Streaming]]
*[[Gameboy]] - An innocent video game console basically destroyed his entire life
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] - Every manchild has an obsession, this is his one
*[[Ace Attorney]]
*[[Phoenix Wright]] - He ruined the image of this character in the spanish-speaking community
*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Poverty]]
*[[Projection]]
==External Links==
* {{kf|140223|Ken L Wright / Turtle Ken}} (closed down)
* [https://exponiendoacriticalextremo.wordpress.com/2022/04/19/clownplut-justifica-al-doxxeador-andres-lazo-cruzatt/ Blog exposing Ken L Wright]
* [https://youtube.fandom.com/es/wiki/Ken_L_Wright Ken L Wright article on Wikitubia]
* [https://loquendo.fandom.com/es/wiki/Ken_L_Wright Ken L Wright article on Loquendo Wiki]
 <center><big><big><big>R.I.P Ken L Wright
 ''2007-2023''</big></big></big></center>
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 <center><big><big><big>You are a piece of shit and will always be, '''don't forget it ;)'''.</big></big></big></center>
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{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|June 15, 2002}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Carlos Manuel Rohde Angulo}}
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[[File:Plutonicclown.png|thumb|[[Femboy|Avatar]] vs crude [[nigger|reality]].]]
'''PlutonicClown''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Carlos Manuel Rohde Angulo'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''DocumentalPC''', '''JuanDiazGod''', '''ClownPlut''', '''PeClownPe''' or '''Jorge Monserrat Vergara Hernández''', is a {{age|2002|06|15}}-year-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[tranny]] supporter, [[faggot]], [[drama whore]], pathological [[liar]], mythomaniac, manipulator, [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]] with an [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|internet vigilante complex]], [[Internet stalking|internet stalker]], supposed [[social justice warrior]], false [[femboy]], [[coprophilia|coprohilic]], [[Defamation|defamer]], [[doxxing|doxxer]], [[Pedophilia apologia|defender of pedophiles]], [[groomers]], and a [[pedophile]] himself. He also leads a [[loser|failed youtube channel]] of only [[Nothing|3K subscribers]] (everyday that passes he loses even more subscribers) and makes [[video]]s and [[Streaming|streams]] that [[nobody cares]] about or even watches unless he talks about [[internet drama]].

Despite being originally known for criticizing [[Doomentio]] and his other allies like '''Kalcifer Vallarta''', while pretending to be "[[Moralfag|morally superior]]", and for being friends with [[Ken L Wright]], he ended up being even more disgusting than Doomentio himself due to many unpleasant facts about him being discovered such as his repulsive [[Fetishes|fetishes]] with things like [[Coprophilia|shit]] or [[lolicon]]. Or the fact that he defended numerous pedophiles, for example, he defended a [[degenerate]] [[woman]] known as Girly who downloaded and watched [[Daisy's Destruction]], to excuse her from doing this, he said that "''[[Why?|Daisy's Destruction is not CP]]''".

It is also known that, the [[A-Log|Doomposting]], a group originally dedicated to [[troll|trolling]] Doomentio and his friends, became so horrid that it started harassing people who had nothing to do with Doom, almost provoking [[An hero|suicides]] due to the harassment, and it was led by a [[sick fuck|pedophile and child groomer]] named '''SEBDAN''', this was stopped thanks to the youtuber '''Ruinaversal''' who confronted SEBDAN on a livestream and exposed him, Plutonic knew that SEBDAN administered the Doomposting but still decided to go defend him, and after ending up acting like an [[idiot]] on the livestream, he resorted to [[Crybabies|cry]]. After the [[shitstorm]] ended he decided to start lying saying that he didn't know anything about SEBDAN, this lie went over for a year, deceiving thousands of people including his [[retards|followers]], Ruinaversal, and people affected by the Doomposting like Ocio or Fantagoria. In reality he always knew what SEBDAN did and they were even [[butt buddy|good friends]], SEBDAN even promoted him on the Doomposting and helped him on his [[internet drama|internet fights]] using the Doomposting on his favour.

==His disgusting fetishes and pedophilia==
[[File:Plutonicclown says that children of 5 and 6 can have relations.png|480px|center|Plutonic saying that children aged 5 and 6 can have sexual relationships.]]
[[File:PlutonicClown says that his fetish are children.png|thumb|Admitting to it himself.]]
[[File:Plutonicclown sexualized anime characters.png|thumb|He has '''''absolutely''''' no problem with "sexualized underage characters on anime" either.]]
Plutonic is known for having [[gross]] fetishes, his main known fetish is [[coprophilia]], he gets sexually aroused by watching or consuming feces, he possibly even likes [[scat]].

This got discovered thanks to an old [[discord]] server of a friend of his called ShiroCC (a [[loli]] fan) where he shared [[Crap|coprophilic material]] numerous times, despite having been exposed and having denied several accusations that were made against him, he never denied the fact that he likes to [[masturbate]] to pictures of shit.

Of course this would only be one of the many disturbing things known of PlutonicClown's [[degenerate]] mind, as he is also known for being a [[lolicon]] and a [[pedophile]], he has made [[twitter]] posts where he has declared that his fetish are "[[children]]" and that he has no problem with "[[jailbait|sexualized underage characters on anime]]". There's also a screenshot where he responds to something, probably a picture of a loli or other character, saying that he would "''fuck it, regardless of whether it is underage''".

[[File:Plutonicclown says he would fuck a minor.png|350px|center|Plutonic practically saying that he would fuck a minor.]]

[[File:Plutonicclown and shiro origami.png|thumb|left|The infamous "[[CP|origami]]" image of the discord server. According to the person who exposed this server, the actual picture was [[censorship|censored]] using this pattern-looking image.]]

Plutonic once got into an discussion with a random twitter user, where [[WTF|he argumented that children as young as 5 and 6 can have sexual relationships]], according to him, [[Child Abuse|it simply "happens"]]. He also defended that minors could use sexual toys such as a [[dildo]].

It was also uncovered that Plutonic has had many pedophile and [[loli]]-lover friends and liked to spend time on a discord server (the one mentioned previously, administered by his friend ShiroCC), full of pedophiles and [[groomers]] (like '''Jessica Walrus''' and '''Marisawa''', friends of Plutonic who will be talked about below) where unironic memes with [[pedobear]] where made, various photos of lolicon where constantly distributed and the server even had specific lolicon-oriented channels, and the worst of all, that actual, [[child pornography]] was ([[allegedly]]) shared on this discord server. Plutonic tried to defend from this last accusation by saying that it was actually a picture of "[[origami]]" but of course nobody believed him.

On a twitter thread it was also exposed that Plutonic even went to the length of defending the site [[porn|PornHub]] while it was in a deep controversy for containing [[CP|videos with underage actresses on its platform]], with Plutonic saying that everything was "false and fabricated", despite the fact that PornHub had to remove [[Over 9000|more than a million videos]] after this controversy.

It could also be mentioned the fact that Plutonic likes to [[LARP]] as a [[waifu|blue-haired and white-skinned]] "[[femboy]]" (despite actually looking like a brown [[chud]]) to attract a broader audience (especially a younger and a porn-addicted one) and is a proud "[[Transformers|Trans Rights]]" defender, even following [[Keffals]] on twitter and supporting the idea that "''even little children can be trans too''", he is also known to be [[bisexual]] and has a [[poon|pooner]] [[girlfriend]] named '''TakiLine''' ([[Deadname]]: Jennifer Mariana Ávila Aguilar), who just like him is a sicko (they are soulmates to be fair), though that last thing will be explained later.

There was one occasion where someone donated Plutonic actual [[money]] to [[Gay|moan]] in one of his livestreams (full of minors) and say "''onii-chan, i think i love you...''", something that he actually did, he has no [[dignity]].
 
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===The many times PlutonicClown has defended pedophiles===
[[File:Plutonicclown and his pedo friends.png|750px|thumb|center|The pedo-defense force is here, with its best known members: '''PlutonicClown''', '''SEBDAN''', '''Girly''', '''Jessica Walrus''', '''Marisawa''' and '''Sr Wicho'''.]]
As said before, Plutonic has been friend of many pedophiles, groomers and loli-fans, this of course has led to many times where [[Pedophilia apologia|Plutonic has defended or justified these kind of people]], despite knowing very well how disgusting (and illegal) that is.
[[File:Plutonic ken girly.png|thumb|Plutonic and Ken with their slug GirlyFloo.]]
There are many cases, but the most well-known are:
*'''SEBDAN''' ([[Powerword]]: Sergio Barreto Gonzalez): This is a special case, since he covered up both the fact he is a groomer and that the was the [[admin]] of the doomposting, so it will be better explained later.
*'''Girly''' ([[Powerword]]: Litzahaya Ariam Mendoza Ortiz): Most well-known case after the SEBDAN one, Girly is a {{age|1995|08|10}}-year old [[manchild|womanchild]] who is known for stalking and grooming multiple minors online, however, not content with that, she decided to met-up [[IRL]] with one of these minors to [[molest]] him in person. It was also evidenced that she asked for, and downloaded [[CP]], including the highly illegal video [[Daisy's Destruction]] ([[asking for it|which she herself admitted to watch]]). Despite everything told about Girly, Plutonic and his friends defended her for a long time for [[Idk|an unknown reason]]. On one [[Streaming|livestream]], Plutonic said that Girly hadn't done anything wrong because "''Daisy's Destruction is not CP''", he also mentioned that "''Girly only saw the first part, where no minors are depicted, and that only happens in the second and third part''". '''How was he so sure about this?'''.
*'''Jessica Walrus''' ([[Deadname]]: Omar Cortes Jaimes): A [[tranny]] who made a name for himself in some communities by uploading [[music]] videos and other stuff like that, however this didn't stop him of grooming various minors online, especially on [[facebook]]. It was later discovered that <s>Omar</s> Jessica was a full-out pedophile supporter and proud of that, and after being deservedly exposed, he threatened with becoming [[an hero]] and joining the [[trans|41%]], this led Plutonic to defend him by justifying all of his child grooming stuff saying that he was now [[No|remorseful, depressed]] and "''[[Cut|that he almost cut his arm off]]''".
*'''Marisawa''': Another one of Plutonic's weird friends and another tranny, he is known for being a strong lolicon lover, even to the point of spamming people with images of [[toddlercon]], a discord server raider and a [[gore]] fan. Plutonic was once questioned if he was friends with Marisawa, Plutonic never ever denied this and even insisted that Marisawa was receiving "''psychological help''". It was also discovered that Marisawa liked to spend the time on a discord server where for some strange reason there were conversations about "''[[Jail|legalizing CP]]"''.
*'''Sr Wicho''': Wicho was one of the members of Plutonic's [[butt buddy|internet gang]] known as '''Los Majes''' or '''KenPandilla''' (KenGang), and like SEBDAN, he helped him in most of his internet fights with various users. But on one ocassion, a [[I'm 13 years old and what is this?|14-year old]] [[troll]] made an alt account by the name of [[NekoArc|NekoShark09]] [[No girls on the internet|pretending to be a girl]] and [[catfish|catfished]] Wicho, a 24-year old, who ended up revealing his strange fetish with the character of Neko-Arc and other sexual perversions of him. Plutonic, in vain, tried to defend Wicho by argumenting that "''since it was a catfish, it didn't count''", but then Wicho himself said that [[Sick fuck|he was slighthy aware that he was being catfished by a minor but didn't care and he wanted to see "how far he could reach"]].
 
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He also knew about things like [[Faggot|Lipe-Chan]]'s illegal relationship with Mani (Lipe and Mani were both part of his group for a long time), but only exposed it after it became inconvenient for him to continue covering it up (something that he and his friends like to do), as other people had exposed Lipe shortly before, but Plutonic still wanted to take credit for "exposing Lipe" despite having done nothing, and worst of all, he framed these people, accusing them of "collaborating with Lipe" despite it not being true and [[Hypocrisy|the only one who has collaborated with Lipe being Plutonic himself]].

==Playing as the social justice warrior and internet vigilante==
{{Quote|Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.|[[Friedrich Nietzsche]]}}
[[File:Plutonic vs Kalcifer.png|thumb|left|Plutonic and Kalcifer's cripple fight in a nutshell.]]
Despite everything explained above, Plutonic tried to bury and hide all of this by pretending to be some sort of "[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|internet vigilante]]", "[[moralfag|moralist]]" and "[[social justice warrior]]" who always spends his time [[drama whore|fighting on the internet]] against supposed "[[You|bad persons online]]". As it shouldn't be obvious, Plutonic just [[Projection|projected]] himself on others and didn't look at the mirror during most of this time to see who was the real "bad person online".

This is how he gained [[Internet fame|relevance]], by sucking the balls off Ken L Wright (who was in his own controversies at the time, mainly with '''Randomware''') and befriending him, he managed to get ahold of Ken's audience and other of his friends, later forming the group called "Los Majes" [[AKA]] "Kenpandilla".

Plutonic began his rise to e-fame this way: After joining one of Ruinaversal's livestreams to confront [[Doomentio]] and Kalcifer Vallarta, pretending to be morally superior to both and questioning them of why they have celebrated the [[Christchurch mosque attacks]], telling them they were doing something very bad and that they were "bad people", this made Plutonic very famous on the Doomposting community as he supposedly had "''[[Fake|humiliated Doom and Kalcifer]]''". He was already [[Boyfriend|best friends]] with the administrator of this group, SEBDAN, and took advantage of this situation to gain even more relevance by asking his pedophile friend to promote him in this group and help him in his various fights with other people, that's why most of Plutonic's [[idiots|followers]] were doomposters.

[[File:Plutonic obsessed with Super Wario man.png|thumb|Plutonic's obsession with Super Wario Man made him dedicate his entire channel just to Wario.]]

Later, he decided to start a full-out crusade against an [[aspie]] and manchild known as '''Super Wario Man''', mainly because Wario was at the time harassing a peruvian dubbing enterprise known as '''Torre A''' and the voice actors involved in it, this supposed "[[Keyboard Warriors|noble-cause]]" against Wario Man later degenerated into a pure [[Obsession|obsession]], with Plutonic making '''more than thirty videos and streams''' only talking about Wario. Even though Wario has since retired from the Internet after all this controversy caused him to hit rock bottom, this didn't stop Plutonic from remaining obsessed with Wario to this day, [[Yandere|dedicating streams to him even a year after his retirement]]. After all, Plutonic and Wario Man were not so different on many aspects.

One of the most well-known occasions where Plutonic played as the moralist was when he called out '''Pochocloen3D''', a [[bald]] [[Uruguay|uruguayan]] who was very similar to Plutonic himself (the two being [[leftism|leftists]] dedicated to making streams where they "[[Cancel Culture|canceled]]" people and both being friends of [[Critica Al Extremo]]) for defending a nasty groomer and pedophile known as Solaris Luna (another one, there will be many of them mentioned in this article). This led to a [[debate]] between the two where neither could behave correctly and they made fools of themselves, ultimately reaching no conclusion.

He also participated in the cancellation of '''Autoclickcaosclave''', a [[mexico|mexican]] [[youtube]] critic who was exposed for, as you can guess by now, being a pedophile who had a sexual relationship with a 15-years-old girl while he was 20 and also groomed numerous minors on, as you may guess, his discord server (you may have already noticed a "strange" coincidence), he made a livestream about Autoclick during the controversy, becoming the most viewed stream of his channel.

All of these events made Plutonic a well-known and respected member of the [[hispanic]] youtube [[drama]] community, but it would all being to crumble since the...
==SEBDAN and the Ruinaversal livestream==
 
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The long decline of PlutonicClown's career began on the fateful day of '''May 3, 2023''', when Ruinaversal, after getting tired of how the doomposting was [[harassment|harassing]] even more innocent people every day and tried to [[doxx]] even him, made a livestream where he called out to whoever was controlling this group. [[Many argue|Many people]] pointed to SEBDAN as the group's administrator, and despite Plutonic [[lying|making multiple posts on twitter where he said that SEBDAN was innocent and had nothing to do with the doomposting's administration]], SEBDAN still entered the stream where he pretended to have nothing to do with the group, shortly after Plutonic himself along with 2 other friends of his and SEBDAN: Sr Wicho (mentioned previously) and '''Ale Rockstars''' also joined the stream to defend SEBDAN from Ruinaversal's questioning.
[[File:Sebdan plutonic.png|thumb|250px|center|Plutonic covering up SEBDAN on twitter by saying that he hasn't been involved with the doomposting '''for over years''', shortly before the stream.]]

The stream lasted for quite some time with only SEBDAN being interrogated while his friends defended him, until a user named '''Coffee''' joined, who had evidence that could sink SEBDAN, confronted with that, Plutonic had the idea to divert the topic of the doomposting to talk about the "''[[nobody cares|bad things that Coffee had done]]''" on the stream, shortly after, Ken L Wright himself would also join the stream to do the same tactic and [[Internet tough guy|to attack Coffee repeatedly]], completely diverting the topic of the stream from whether or not SEBDAN administered the doomposting.

[[File:Ruinaversal plutonic.png|thumb|What basically happened.]]

But, suddenly, [[a challenger appears|a challenger appeared]], '''Nifty''', a [[Dominican Republic|dominican]] "[[terrorism|terrorist]]" joined, who quickly managed to silence everyone in the conversation as soon as he entered and successfully exposed the evidence against SEBDAN, [[Epic Win|proving irrefutably that SEBDAN administered the harassment group known as the doomposting, and by the way, that SEBDAN was a child groomer and a pedophile]].

This caused SEBDAN [[Coward|to flee from the stream]] and made Ruinaversal very angry, with more than 10K people watching this moment on live, Plutonic [[Epic Fail|didn't know what to do]], and after briefly leaving the stream and then returning, he would be confronted by [[RAGE|a very furious Ruinaversal]], this made Plutonic [[Crybabies|cry like a little baby]] while on live, being seen by thousands of people this way, [[Humiliation|totally humiliated]]. Plutonic began to swear desperately that [[Bullshit|he didn't know that SEBDAN administered the doomposting and that he had been tricked]], as other people on the stream began to feel sorry for his desperate attitude, he was given the benefit of the doubt that he really didn't know anything. '''This would be later proven to be a fatal mistake.'''

Shortly after the stream ended SEBDAN [[Delete fucking everything|closed all of his doomposting groups and accounts]]. [[And nothing of value was lost]].

Ever since, and after recovering from being [[butthurt]] for his humiliation, Plutonic would go on saying "''that he never knew that SEBDAN was the admin of the doomposting''", with this lie he would manage to deceive thousands of people like his followers, Ruinaversal, and other users who were victims of the doomposting, but the truth was far from behind.
==Ken L Wright gets doxxed==
As it was told previously, one of Plutonic's main reasons for being relevant was the fact that he was [[Cocksucker|friends]] with Ken L Wright and that he starred in various streams of him, to the point of being known as "''Ken L Wright's friend''". Plutonic acted almost as a kind of [[parasite]], living off of Ken's e-fame, and waiting for the right moment where he could steal it all for himself.

A thread on the internationale clique of the [[Kiwi Farms]] would be created about Ken L Wright, this made many people go butthurt, but mainly, for some reason, Plutonic, despite him not being the main focus of the thread, he and some of his friends accused the thread's [[OP]] (an user named '''Arianne Chan''') of being a pedophile and "''raping his little cousin''", [[defamation|without any actual proof, just rumours]], this would stall the thread for some time.

It would be later demostrated by a user named '''Majinque''' that the accusations made by Plutonic were obviously fake and that he was defaming someone of a grave crime, on a call where Plutonic acted like a maniac declaring that [[Disturbed|he didn't care if someone commited suicide because of his accusations]], this later led to another call with various members of a group named '''Skyoe''', where Plutonic said that this group was full of "[[Projection|deranged people]]" and then compared them to actual deranged people like [[CP|Noxium]] or [[Animal Abuse|Neb512]].

 
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Of course, these declarations angered the members of this group, and thus they decided to doxx Plutonic, but since they weren't able to find anything about him, they decided to doxx his [[boss]] Ken L Wright ([[Powerword]]: José de Jesús Rodriguez Vega) instead, exposing to everyone the identity of the [[Loser|{{age|1988|12|05}}-years old]] manchild and "''papeator king''", this made Ken leave the internet forever in fear as [[pizza Bomb|pizzas were being delivered to his house]].

[[File:Plutonic asking to not be doxxed.png|thumb|"Plz don't hurt me, i will doxx myself, i promise"]]

And you may be wondering, '''what was Plutonic doing while all of this madness happened?''' [[Lol|He cowardly went to the members of Skyoe and desperately begged to not be doxxed, promising to reveal himself his identity one day]], of course he never did it and at the end he would end up being doxxed for real. He would also have to admit to have defamed the Kiwi Farms [[OP is a faggot|thread creator]], and even to this day, the thread itself is still haunting him.

[[Irony|Ironically]], and paradoxically to all of this, Plutonic would [[Internet stalker|not be uncommon to doxxing practiques himself]], commonly extorting or attacking his "[[enemy|enemies]]" using their personal information, for example:

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Ultimately, he didn't really care about what happened to Ken, and it even benefited him, because he could finally steal all of Ken's audience for himself and his other friends, marking the rise of "Los Majes", whenever someone questioned him, he could simply [[Personal Army|send all of his followers to harass the person in question]]. Unbeknownst to Plutonic, though, [[Lolwut|this would be short-lived as he was unaware of the immediate catastrophe that would destroy his youtube career forever]].

==The Downfall: Plutonic vs Valentine==
[[File:Plutonic vs valentine.png|550px|center|Summary of the conflict.]]
Despite being in a relatively "[[Maybe|well-situation]]", Plutonic still managed to fuck things up, and had a discussion with one of the members of his internet gang "Los Majes": '''Valentine'''. This conflict would began a [[Arguing on the internet|months-long slapfight]] between the two and their followers that would end with the total destruction of PlutonicClown's reputation and of Los Majes.

Since Plutonic did not know how he could discredit Valentine, he decided to take into account the delusions of a [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] woman named '''Viridiana''' and accused him of being a "[[Feminism|misogynist who mistreats women]]." Meanwhile, Valentine decided to ally himself with Plutonic's most hated enemies, the '''Alucinpandilla''', and with the help of them, quickly managed to expose him in many ways with evidence in a livestream, but the most important accusation would be the fact that '''''[[Truth|Plutonic always knew that SEBDAN was the administrator of the doomposting and still decided to cover him up and defend him on Ruinaversal's livestream]]'''''.

From there, everything would go downhill for Plutonic, he would begin to excuse himself from each of the evidence and proof that would be presented to him in relation to his complicity with SEBDAN. At one point, he thought it would be [[dumb|smart]] to say "''[[Contradiction|What if i knew? What does it matter?]]''", despite having been arguing for almost a year that he did not know anything about it at all.
 
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At the same time, most of Plutonic's allies and member of Los Majes like [[NekoArc|Sr Wicho]], [[Berserk|Gustavo]], [[Sonichu|Ultimate Zero]], [[Troon|Zareption]], [[Furfag|Kyuka Fox]] and [[Edgelord|Ale Rockstars]] would also meet their own defeats during the conflict in their own ridicle ways, ultimately disbanding Los Majes.
[[File:TakiLine.png|thumb|TakiLine in question.]]
Other memorable events that happened during this conflict were when Plutonic pathetically tried to defend himself on twitter and insult Valentine "discreetly" using a [[sockpuppet]] named "'''DocumentalPC'''" while pretending to be a "[[Forever Alone|friend of his that knew him from years ago]]", of course nobody believed him since his writing style was too easy to notice, and there was already a stream made months ago were Plutonic accepted that it was another account of him. There was also the occasion when TakiLine, Plutonic's girlfriend, tried to justify him on a grotesque audio of why he stated that "Daisy's Destruction is not CP", [[Criminal Scum|graphically describing the video in question to explain herself]], putting many in doubt if she watched that illegal content.

Being exposed and cornered on all sides for many of his questionable acts (mainly those explained at the beginning of this article), while losing followers in a rapid way, Plutonic agreed with Valentine to have a debate on a neutral youtube channel. This later led to the [[serious business|Plutonic vs Valentine debate]] on Getcito's channel, where Plutonic behaved horribly, [[Facepalm|repeatedly yelling to the microphone and once again lying about not knowing that SEBDAN was the doomposting administrator, and desperately making excuses when shown proof.]].
 
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The debate practically solved nothing, and after a brief period where the conflict stagnated (and a [[Fail at life|failed youtube video]] made by Plutonic to "humiliate Valentine" where he talked more about the Kiwi Farms thread creator, [[Internet lawsuit|whom he threatened to sue by the way]], and anoher one of his most-hated enemies known as '''WildFrost'''), one of Plutonic's old allies, Ale Rockstars, felt "[[Troll's Remorse|remorseful]]" about everything he did and decided to betray him, leaking what would be known as the "'''Biyin fans group'''", a secret twitter chat where most members of Los Majes, including SEBDAN and Ken L Wright, [[Conspiracy|conspired]] and [[Illuminati|controlled what was going on the doomposting behind closed doors]]. The chat also shows '''how Plutonic asked SEBDAN to promote him on that group and to help him in his various defamations against people that he had problems with, using the doomposting to his advantage''' (such as one user that was falsely accused of being a [[zoophilia|zoophile]] just because he was having a discussion with Plutonic on that time).
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Other morally dubious events such as the "'''s h f call'''", a call recorded by Plutonic of a woman reduced to tears by his group, uploaded to youtube as an unlisted video and then sent by him to another of his friends known as [[Fat|Lagste]] to make fun of her can be seen on the full video recording of the chat.
 
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After this disaster happened, Plutonic decided to escape further confrontation and [[Delete Fucking Everything|deleted his twitter account]]. Although by that time, his account was practically dead, as he only resorted to cowardly [[block|blocking]] all the users who spoke even slightly negatively about him.

Of course Plutonic wouldn't get off of this so easily and he got finally doxxed, exposing his real self to everyone: '''Carlos Manuel Rohde Angulo'''. Later, probably Plutonic's most hated enemy, '''Guara''' or '''Hino''', [[Lulz|sent someone to Plutonic's house to show his parents who he really is]]. [[Pwned|It is known that Plutonic cried, tried to call the police and said that the audios of his voice saying that "Daisy's Destruction is not CP" were "AI-generated"]].
[[File:Plutonic guara.png|thumb|350px|center|Guara announcing Plutonic's IRL humiliation.]]

To add even more salt to the wound, SEBDAN would return a year later from grave just to expose Plutonic and his friends even further by [[Rape|showing even more proof of how he always knew about the doomposting situation, his nefarious conducts on private and that they would even attempt to contact each other again at one point because Plutonic wanted help from SEBDAN to defeat his various enemies]].
 
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All of these events would definitely mark the death of PlutonicClown on the internet.

==Current situation==
[[File:Plutonic channel dies.png|thumb|The slow death of Plutonic's youtube channel.]]
Since his defeat, and being practically exiled from twitter, Plutonic's youTube channel would die by losing thousands of subscribers and followers, who, [[Disappoint|disappointed]] and furious at having been deceived by him with the SEBDAN situation, as well as being disgusted by seeing his pedophilic side revealed and how he had defended several groomers, stopped following him en masse. Today his channel is a [[cemetery]], with videos that don't even reach a thousand views, and he ended up fleeing to [[twitch]], where he normally makes streams that are only seen by [[Nobody|20 viewers]].

He would also be told to [[GTFO]] by the people affected by the doomposting, who he presumed were friends of his or were on good terms with, such as Ocio, Fantagoria or Ruinaversal. Other persons who were friends or supporters of him [[Dying Alone|would also leave his side and abandon him, ultimately leaving him all alone]] (except for his [[Slave|girlfriend]] TakiLine who even to this day is still defending him, despite accepting that he lied).

Even so, all of this would not mean that Plutonic would leave aside his despicable and [[ego|egocentric]] attitude, or [[Apology|ask for forgiveness for his errors and try to be a better person]], and instead in a livestream he made he [[Death threat|would angrily wish everyone who unsubscribed from his channel to die]].

 
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He would also start [[Reportfag|reporting and taking down any video that speaks negatively about him, especially videos that expose him for the piece of shit that he is, abusing youtube's copyright to achieve his goal]]. He is so [[sensitive]] that if you leave him a minimally negative comment on his channel, within a few minutes it will already be deleted, proving that he is a terminally online person who spends all his free time checking what is published about him on the internet.

[[File:Plutonictakedown.png|thumb|center|"This video has been removed by Carlos Rohde".]]

He would also try to [[Victim Complex|victimize himself]] in order to make some people feel sorry for him and manipulate them to gain people on his side again, although no one really cared and everyone just ended making fun of him as usual.

In conclusion, a [[Narcissism|narcissistic]] and nefarious person like Plutonic, who loved to play as the moralist "pointing out" others for how bad persons they were, never realized that the really worst person was himself, and as long as he refuses to leave the Internet, will continue paying the consequences for everything he did, being turned into a [[lolcow]] like Doomentio or Super Wario Man, people who he really liked to talk about to gain easy visits and subscribers.

[[File:Plutonicintheabyss.png|750px|center|PlutonicClown in the abyss.]]
==Relationships==
===Friends (Los Majes / KenPandilla)===
[[File:Downfall plutonicclown.png|thumb|Downfall: The last days of PlutonicClown and the Kenpandilla.]]
This section will cover Plutonic's [[Manchildren|main allies]], [[Autistics|members of Los Majes]] (or the KenPandilla), except for SEBDAN, who in the end told him to [[Go Fuck Yourself|go to hell]], and [[Ken L Wright]], who has his own article:
*'''Sr Wicho''': Already mentioned as one of the pedophiles who Plutonic tried to defend in vain. it would also be discovered that Wicho also covered up SEBDAN and lied for more than a year, since Coffee had sent him evidence of his activities in a private discord group, but despite that [[Idiot|he didn't care and went to defend him publicly in that infamous livestream during May of 2023]]. This revelation along with the [[Catfish|NekoShark09]] case would be the things that would destroy Wicho's reputation forever and cause his definitive defeat.
*'''Ale Rockstars''': An [[edgelord]] who was involved in several questionable activities in complicity with SEBDAN, such as harassing women and [[Trying too hard|doxxing an underage user just for questioning him]]. He has also been accused of being a [[Drug Addict|drug addict]]. He was the first to be exposed for knowing about SEBDAN, and then rejected by Plutonic and his other allies. He would return some time later "[[Troll's remorse|feeling regretful of what he did]]" and would leak the Biyin fans group as well as other compromising information about his old friends, becoming an important part of the fall of Los Majes and Plutonic, although it is well known that [[Ego|he only did it to save his own ass]].
*'''Gustavo / Fumin''': A [[Fat-fuck|fat-fuck]], worker, [[Alcoholic|alcoholic]], who [[Retard|never even finished primary school]], and who [[Weaboo|not ironically believes himself to be a manga or anime character]], specifically the main character of the manga "[[Berserk]]", saying ridiculous phrases like "''I have no enemies''". He [[Unoriginal|tried to imitate Ken L Wright, copying his style of speech and insults, phrases and other characteristics]]. He was the owner and master of Ultimate Zero, who would be discussed below. When he was exposed for various shit he did, he [[Suicide|threatened to take his own life]], something he obviously never did.
*'''Kyuka Fox''': A [[gross]], [[Obesity|obese]], [[Lol|30-year-old]], [[troon]] and [[furfag]], who first became relevant in the Doomverse due to his constant appearances on Valentine's livestreams, where he "[[Trollshielding|revealed compromising information about Doomentio's circle]]." These "[[Fake|revelations]]", and [[Boobs|his furry avatar]], would make him earn a lot of acceptance and fame in the Doomposting group. However, everything would change when due to certain situations, he [[Idiot|tried to doxx Ruinaversal]], which would end up completely destroying his reputation in the doomposting, and [[Thin Skin|would also cause many people to start investigating him instead]], revealing many [[lulz|lulzy]] details about him, such as for example, that everything he revealed about Doomentio and his friends was a lie, leaving him as a mythomaniac and [[attention whore]] [[liar]], his disgusting [[Furfaggotry|furfag]] [[fetishes]] on [[DeviantArt]], and a [[Disgusting|photo of his disgusting and repulsive real face]] would be leaked, [[Rekt|breaking the illusion he was trying to give with his furry avatar]]. This incident would eventually lead to the downfall of SEBDAN and his Doomposting group, to which he was linked since SEBDAN was one of his friends. He would return almost a year later, because Plutonic forgave him for everything he did, considering it a "[[Nope|mistake that anyone makes]]", and tried to use him against Valentine, however this would fail terribly due to his bad reputation, so in the end he ended up running away again, [[Delete fucking everything|closing all his accounts and disappearing]].
*'''Zareption''': Another [[tranny]], [[Facts|despite having a clearly masculine voice]], who thinks of himself as Lillie, a [[Pedo Baiting|10-year-old]] [[Pokemon]] character, at first he would try to pretend to "[[Fag|not to be involved]]" in the drama, although everyone else knew that he was always part of several conflicts and harassment where Los Majes were present, and in the end [[Lol|he would attract the drama to himself]], as he would [[Self-Victimization|reveal in a video]] that all this time he was [[Gay|a partner of Ken L Wright]], a relationship which was very "[[Abuse|abusive]]" and "[[Funny|toxic]]" according to him, in this video he also insulted people like Valentine and other enemies of his. This [[Humiliation|self-humiliation]] was so bad that he would soon privatize that video, obviously regretting uploading it, and would spend months in vain trying to disappear it from existence, [[Reportfag|trying to report and take down any reuploads]], something he would never truly achieve and in the end the video would be archived on various websites to remain forever to be seen.
*'''Ultimate Zero''': The main administrator of "'''The Royal Majes'''", although not the main group itself, but rather the autistic groups on facebook and discord where their [[Fanboys|followers]] were present. He is known as "[[Sonichu]]" because of his avatar, [[Sonic|Super Sonic]]. He never stood out on his own since he was only known for hanging out with Gustavo (His master, "[[Boyfriend|best friend]]"), and the rest of the people from Los Majes. The most unpleasant thing he did was [[Sick fuck|to defame a user of being a pedophile solely out of a personal grudge and almost cause a suicide]], something that Plutonic didn't care about. In the end he would be defeated in the most pathetic way possible: In a livestream he would try to "''expose Los Majes"'' (And not to the main ones that have been mentioned, but instead his followers who [[Nobody gives a fuck|no one cares about]]), this would end up with him getting told to [[GTFO]] by Gustavo and the rest of Los Majes, later he would be forced by Plutonic to "'''turn off the livestream'''", something that he indeed he did, after that he [[Delete fucking everything|deleted all of his accounts and disappeared from the internet]].
*'''Lagste''': Probably the only member who, despite everything that happened, was not affected, [[Maybe|at least significantly]], he is a [[youtube]] "[[Boring|critic]]" (or more like, a "[[LeafyIsHere|commentary channel]]") and [[fat]] guy, known for his [[Shit|weak and mediocre content]]. He was always an open lackey of Ken L Wright and friend of Plutonic, this led him to dedicate videos to people who would be considered more irrelevant or unworthy like La Hiena Blanca or Super Wario Man. [[Coward|He never tried to get directly involved in all the controversy that would lead to the destruction of his friend Plutonic]], although it is known that he at least tried to do so in the shadows. He, on the other hand, had his own humiliating controversies, also with [[Kiwi Farms]], which would lead him to be doxxed, and with 2 other youtube "critics", [[Nobody cares|Txrry]] and his "lover" [[GOTIS|BlackStrawberry14]], which would become a [[Drama-generating technique|"couples" drama]], this would end with the revelation that he was [[cucked]]. Outside of that, it is known that as a collaborator of his friends Plutonic and SEBDAN, [[Sadism|he defamed a minor accusing this minor of pedophilia and other grave crimes solely to clean the image of SEBDAN's doomposting group]], and it is also known his active participation in the Biyin fans group, although when these chats would be revealed to the public, [[Pwned|he would start blocking everyone who asked or questioned him about those chats]], without further commentary.

[[Truth|All of them always knew that SEBDAN was the Doomposting administrator and everything else he did]].

===Enemies===
Plutonic, just like his former [[Boss|master]] Ken L Wright, learned the skill to have a [[At least 100|shit-ton]] of [[Enemies|enemies]] online due to having too-many retarded [[Internet drama|internet fights]], however, the most important could be people like: '''Guara / Hino''', '''Valentine''', '''Nifty''', the wider '''AlucinPandilla''', '''Panaderia de Pan''', '''Abyzz''', '''AgusElDomador''', '''Arianne Chan''', '''Ruinaversal''', '''Majinque''', '''WildFrost''', '''CaprivTuber''', '''Scruffy Filthstein''', '''La Hiena Blanca''' and '''RickUltimate'''. All of these users contributed to his eventual downfall in some way or another.
[[File:PlutonicClown legion of doom.png|thumb|center|350px|PlutonicClown's legion of doom.]]

==Gallery==
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==Videos about him and his shenanigans==
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==See also==
[[File:PlutonicKeffals.png|thumb|250px|PlutonicClown following Keffals on twitter, shortly after the Kiwi Farms thread on Ken L Wright appeared.]]
*[[Ken L Wright]] - His former master whom he betrayed
*[[Doomentio]] - One of his main reasons for being famous, it could be said that Plutonic was an [[A-Log|A-Logger]] of Doomentio
*[[Critica Al Extremo]] - Another one of his best friends, not part of his main circle but he still defends him everytime he gets into shitty internet dramas, which happens mostly of the time
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Very similar to him
*[[DFG]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and Arianne Chan, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Drama whore]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Moralfag]]
*[[SJW]]
*[[Child abuse]]
*[[Grooming]]
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Lying]]
*[[Hypocrisy]]
*[[Projection]]
*[[Coprophagia|Coprophilia]]
*[[Keffals]] - Some people have compared Plutonic to Keffals, and Plutonic himself followed Keffals on twitter
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - The internet forum that he hates the most

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@PlutonicClown|PlutonicClown}} - Main and dying channel.
*{{yt|cu|@PlutonicSecundario|PlutonicSecundario}} - Second channel.
*<s>{{twitter|ClownOficialLA}}</s> - [[Delete Fucking Everything|Currently deleted, he ran off Twitter like a coward because he was being exposed]].
*{{twitter|DocumentalPC}} - Alt-account [[Forever alone|where he defended himself by pretending to be a "friend of his"]].
*{{twitter|JuanDiazGod}} - Another alt-account, private for unknown reasons.
*{{instagram|plutonicclown|PlutonicClown}}
*{{twitch|PlutonicClown}}
*{{discord|user|PlutonicClown}}

==External Links==
* {{kf|140223|Ken L Wright Kiwifarms thread and of his orbiters like PlutonicClown}}
* {{kf|217497|Carlos Manuel Rohde Angulo/Plutonic Clown/DocumentalPC}}
* {{twitter|ClownAA4}} - Twitter account that exposed him
* {{Archiveorg|@plutonic_clown|Archive of Plutonic Clown}}
* [https://dooms.miraheze.org/wiki/PlutonicClown PlutonicClown article on the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|8rfhz}}
* [https://dooms.miraheze.org/wiki/Los_Majes Los Majes article on the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|vO0oO}}

[[File:Los majes.png|thumb|950px|center|Los Majes (KenPandilla).]]
 <center><big><big><big>PlutonicClown always despised having a thread on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. Let's see how much he likes having an article on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]].</big></big></big></center>
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764

2025-09-17T03:32:16Z

Nanachus: /* See Also */

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[[File:764 logo.jpeg|thumb|right|Their gay-ass logo. Notice the CapCut static effect put on it.]]
'''764''' is a splinter of the [[O9A]] that's more modern and operates on [[Discord]] and other faggy corners of the internet that kids inhabit. [[fail|It was named after the first three digits of the founder's ZIP code]]. They are Satanists, and they're mostly neo-Nazis, but that's irrelevant and probably just media bait, because [[Solomon Henderson]] could join and he was a nigger. This lame satanic group managed to cause [[old media]] lulz outside [[Dumbfuckistan]], affecting [[Soviet Canuckistan]], [[Romania]], [[Germany]], [[Sweden]], the [[UK]], and several other countries in [[Europe]] and [[Asia]], while also escalating America's domestic terrorism threat level to 1.

== Whatz the point?? ==
* To brainwash every member and encourage them to do the following things.
* To make and share CP, because simply beating it to XVideos isn't enough.
* To get dumbasses to go for the high score. But they're autistic kids, so they always fail.
* To cause international butthurt and chaos.

== How 2 join!==
[[File:YesNigga,I'mAreal764member.jpg|205px|right]]
# Be an aspie
# Be white ([[Solomon Henderson|optional]])
# Goon for 8 hours every day
# Goon to CP stickers from WhatsApp
# Lurk on Discord and Roblox
# Talk to every pedophile and chronically online person you meet there
# Use euphemisms to lure others into joining your lame satanic group (7up for 64, LUCYFER, Cheesy Pizza, GFD, etc.)
# Encourage others to groom kids and make CP of them
# Encourage others to go for the [[High Score]]
# [[????]]
# <s>[[PROFIT!]]</s> Get [[v&]]!!!!

== Countless other splinters ==
There are a billion other child abuse circlejerks on Discord. A few notable ones are CVLT and No Lives Matter. The founders are probably retarded teens who will get busted in 2 weeks for either CP or going for the high score, as shown below. Note that most of these people couldn't even carry out their high score attempts since they got v& for plotting first.

== Notable members ==
[[File:Kaleb_Merrittrapeface.jpg|right]]
Every noteworthy retard in this group and whether they were v& or not.

*'''[[Natalie Rupnow]]''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: [[Femcel]] who shot up her school but failed to get anything close to a high score.
*'''[[Solomon Henderson]]''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: Only suspected to be one. It wouldn't make sense since he was a nigger, but it also wouldn't be surprising. He did fit the [[aspergers|profile]], after all.
*'''[[Kyle Spitze]]''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: Homosexual deviant pedophile.
*'''[[Nino Luciano]]''' [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link=Romania]] [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]]: Livestreamed himself stabbing 2 oldfags.
*'''Francesco''' [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link=Romania]]: 21-year-old Romanian man who was v& for making CP.
*'''[[Siegepilled Zoomer|Nathaniel Lucas]]''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: Faggot child who larped as a neo-Nazi and pussied out of doing a shooting. He'll likely an hero before he's 30.
*'''Kaleb Merritt''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: Some fucking loser who raped a kid. He's gonna get gang raped and murdered in prison.
*'''Bradley Chance Cadenhead''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: 17-year-old founder who got charged with 9 counts of possession of CP.
*'''Richard Anthony Reyna Densmore''' [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: 47-year-old member who was locked up for 30 years. Take a wild guess as to what it was for.
*'''Samuel Hervey''' [[File:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link=Kyrgyzstan]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]: 2021 version of [[Aaron Bushnell]].
*'''Hugo Figuerola Pérez''' (a.k.a. '''[[Matrix|Neo]][[Hitler]][[666]]''') [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link=Spain]]: Brainwashed 23-year-old man who plotted school attacks at multiple schools in Valencia and got v&.
*'''Lethbridge kid''' [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link=Canada]]: 14-year-old idiot who [[Irony|distributed CP]] and had homemade explosives at home.
*'''Bolzano teen''' [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link=Italy]]: Some Italian teen who was v& for possessing illegal guns and explosives. Apart from being a CP distributor, like 75% of 764 members, he wanted to make a snuff film. He was also linked to the [[Order of Nine Angles]].
*'''Slain764''' [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link=Sweden]]: Another 14-year-old boy with mental problems. This time, he was responsible for stabbing car tires, committing 8 attacks, and [[Ben Moynihan|inflicting 3 stab wounds upon geezers]] in Hasselby. Got v&, like [[Hugo Jackson|the]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen|others]].
*'''Borås kid''' [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link=Sweden]]: Another 14-year-old Swede who stabbed people, only managing to wound 1 before being v&.
*'''Two members''' [[File:MiniflagGreece.png|link=Greece]] [[File:MiniflagNepal.png|link=Nepal]]: Two members, one from Nepal and the other from Greece, were v& for making and distributing CP and also forcing children to do it.
*'''White Tiger''' [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]]: A [[Sonboly|German-Iranian man]] who wanted to carry out the second Munich massacre in Hamburg, but was v& first.
*'''[[At least 100]] more who got locked up for the same thing (CP).'''
*'''[[Over 9000]] more for plotting attacks.''' [[File:MiniflagUruguay.png|link=Uruguay]], [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link=Brazil]], [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]], [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link=Canada]], [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link=United Kingdom]]

== High Scores (excluding failed plots) ==
764 members who went for the high score. RapeLay players and people who only became [[an heroes]] without harming others aren't included.

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! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow|Crossixir]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson|Groidcell]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link=Romania]] 
[[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]]
| [[Nino Luciano|Tobbz]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link=Sweden]]
| Slain764
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link=Sweden]]
| Anonymous 14-year-old teen
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|}}}
</center>

== See Also ==
*[[An hero]] - The most common solution for these people.
*[[Columbine Copycats]] - The members who plot attacks.
*[[Tarrantulas]] - X2
*[[Misogynist terrorism]] - X3
*[[Brazilian school attacks]] - X4
*[[CP]] - What they make, distribute, and goon to.
*[[Order of Nine Angles]] - The group it was based off of. It's irrelevant now.
*[[UTTP]]

== External Links ==
*{{Wikilink|764_(organization)|TOW coverage}}
*{{Kf|200432|764 & Its Offshoots / "com" / Internet Extortion Groups}}

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Barneyfag

2025-09-16T09:53:24Z

Nanachus:

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{{spoiler|lee left 4chan in 2020 after [https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3309564/#3311854 posting] [[LOL WUT|tracer feet porn]] in /qa/!!1 now he's being impersonated by a group of [[Discord]] faggots}}
{{gem}}[[File:Turtelli transparent.png|25px]] ''This page smells like '''cheese'''''
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|Nobody cares who you are
We’ll beat you with a bar

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You’ll gain many more haters

Your intelligence won’t save you later

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

And you’ll bask in the shadow of your past childhood
But jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

Fuck off, you manchild, you fucktard, you loser,

Fuck off, you master of lies and deception, and die!|One of many poorly written poems by Barneyfag. The fifth line doesn't even match the fucking meter."''|Has a poster ever been so dick-lickingly willing to spurt up rudimentary statistics from his ragged damaged mouthhole for nothing but the emotional reactions & ensuing default-mode appreciation from the [[He does it for free|welfare-slave mods]] and mal-educated /b/tard hordes?

Ugly waste of life Barneyfag knows what he's doing, and it's textbook autism. A person's cartoon choice is not autism. People exercising their last vestiges of primordial knowledge & evolutionarily-ingrained tendencies toward their favorite TV series is not degeneracy. It's what the fuck drives them. It's how they managed to create more original content than Barneyfag ever will and have the passion to move onto much better things.

"No more of that for you, Barneyfag! Instead of giving young minds an incubatory dreamworld to fascinate themselves with, instead of being the cohesion of self-awareness that used to keep all fandoms intact, they're all the most degenerate cancer in the world!"

Cut to years later, Barneyfag is over a standing desk at some godforsaken afterhour, sporting a pair of virtue-signaling relaxed-fit denim jeans, planning a thirtieth-birthday suicide, loathing the last bleak reason for being that he supplanted his real dreams for; whining about MLP all day on a weeb discussion board.

That's how your fuckbackwards social justice is served, Barneyfag.

You've been banned, Barney boy. You've been banned a thousand times over. When you repeat your bullshit on your inglorious road-to-nowhere vendetta, I hope you feel a twinge. just a little pin-prick at your heart, to remind you of what a shamelessly autistic dolt you are.|[[PROTIP]]: Don't get suckered into writing [[tl;dr]] truthbombs on Lee. It will never work.}}

[[File:The barneyman himself.jpg|175px|thumb|right|The humanpussy slayer]]
[[File:Barney kids.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Barneyfag clearly has [[shit|patrician]] taste in art.]]
[[File:Barney band.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Such a well-minded individual]]

'''Barneyfag'''{{atheist}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Lee Goldson''') is a [[shitposter]] on [[4chan]], a site full of [[Sick fucks|normal people]] discussing a series of [[loli|niche topics]]. He, of course, is a [[retard|genius]] that is AWARE that [[bronies]] do indeed exist on this planet, and he is the ONLY one on the face of the earth with the willpower and the moral values to point them out every time anything remotely related to [[My Little Pony]] is posted anywhere, all in the name of protecting this [[shit|pure]] planet.

Despite being irrationally opposed to bronies, he actually manages to be even WORSE than your everyday horsefucker. If you stumble upon any post by him or his impostors, any response you make, no matter how lucid or eye-opening, will be met with nothing but [[ad hominem]] and half-truths and he will disregard it entirely to shitpost some more. He complains about autism despite compulsively spamming his god-awful [[copypasta]] every time anything slightly associated with My Little Pony is posted. He complains about degeneracy despite wasting the finite consciousness of his life [[ban evasion|evading bans]] just so he can remind everyone for the millionth time of the day that the picture of a generic-looking [[anime]] girl is actually from My Little Pony and the OP is trying to impose his "degeneracy" on everyone. He complains about little girls shows and how liking it is morally wrong despite being a fan of ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Regular Show]]'', ''Gumball'', ''[[Littlest Pet Shop|Littlest fucking Pet Shop]]'', and the video game ''[[Splatoon]]'', but remember, [[Shit nobody cares about|''Barney & Friends'' aired on this one channel right before ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' this one time.]] That's immensely [[not|important]].
==Origins==
[[File:barney.png|200px|thumb|right|The image that started it all]]
One morning, Barneyfag woke up and decided to stuff his face with his daily cheesy dusty cancersnack when he realized that [[bronies]] are taking the world ([[old meme|in 2011]]) by storm. It occurred to him that bronies were literally [[Nazis]], and decided to start this vendetta against them. He stumbled upon the picture on the right and for whatever reason decided that bronies were all "Barneyfags" because some random channel put them back-to-back. He then knew he should head over to Google and look up forum posts comparing Barney to My Little Pony and cherrypick them so he could execute his demented idea of a [[raid|vendetta]] on 4chan and the rest of the Internet, because there [[bronies|clearly]] [[My Little Pony|isn't]] [[pinkiepony|enough]] [[MandoPony|anti-brony]] [[Sethisto|vitriol]] [[disneymaster|on]] [[chris-chan|the]] [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie|Internet]].
{{clear}}
==Posting habits==
[[File:Mkultra-mind-control-horse-porn.png|175px|thumb|right|According to Barneyfag, this image will turn you into a horsefucker (it was animated by [[My Little Pony|DHX]])]]
For the past few years, this idiot's been on the site posting and pasting the same shit to try and disparage a tiny corner of culture that doesn't affect his stupid ass in any way. Barneyfag has proudly spent his time being so ultimately [[triggered]] by the same things over and over, and yet cannot eke out a unique or original thought about the matter. Not once, not ever. Just a [[gay|faggy]] ritualistic poem, and the routine re-posting of it serving to satisfy his crippling compulsion without the burden of actually having to create or evolve. He thinks he is saving the world by spamming his garbage everywhere, even though most people that see his posts hate him since being borne out of a deranged need to be the contrarian in a sea of genuine people discussing their [[bestiality|interests]] is [[cancer]]. Once people started to ignore his posts for the first time, he started making them even [[tl;dr|longer]] so [[attention whore|more people would notice]], thus derailing a thread in which would've been a seemingly normal discussion thread had Barneyfag not noticed the same pixels used in the show. Most of the time, threads are made specifically to [[troll]] Barneyfag, which is pretty much the only reason why the fandom even has any relevancy on the site in this day and age aside from them having [[mlp/|their own board]]. He wishes so hard to [[Unrealistic expectations|become a mod]], which will never happen since they ban him every time he posts and he ban evades every time, sometimes more than once in the same thread.

On top of his retardation on 4chan, he also has a page on DeviantArt where he posts the same cherry-picked images and brony quotes taken out of context.
{{clear}}
==Hypocrisy==
[[File:Barney splatoon.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Barneyfag likes Nintendo games.]]
Barneyfag is [[irony|ironically]] a bigger embodiment of autism than the majority of bronies. Unlike bronies, who watch the show because they enjoy it, he watches the show just so he can know the references that posters make and hamfistedly lose his mind over them. His obsession with miniscule relations to the show is so extreme that he stopped liking one of his beloved bands because a Brony was playing the song. It was to his music [[disneymaster|what Twilicorn was to bronies]]. As stated before, Barneyfag enjoys kids shit like ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Regular Show]]'', ''[[The Amazing World of Gumball|Gumball]]'', ''[[Littlest Pet Shop|Littlest Pet Shop]]'', ''[[Splatoon]]'', and probably more since Barneyfag doesn't want to ruin the narrative of [[usi|him being the true perfect human being]].
{{clear}}
==Doxxing==
{{Quote|DOXING! MODS!|Barneyfag, indirectly confirming his dox.}}
{{NYPA}}
[[File:Degeneracy.png|200px|thumb|right|Thought this was a human? Lies! This was posted by barneyfags to break down your morals, to erode your sense of decency, to make you a horsefucking degenerate!]]
[[Last Thursday]] Barneyfag continued to get compulsively triggered over the same thing over and over again when, being the ditzy sack of shit that he is, revealed that he attended McMaster University. Coupled with his cluelessness with his privacy, he's basically begging to get [[raped]] by a haxx0r at some time.
===Facts===
*Name is Lee Goldson and lives in Ontario, [[Canada]], further proving that Canada should be nuked along with the Middle East.
*[mailto:goldsolg@mcmaster.ca University e-mail]
*'''{{archive|wDfJP|His Facebook}}'''
*[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/X86x Old TV Tropes page]
*[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/X86x2 New TV Tropes page (banned)]
*[https://cringechannel.com/members/x86x2/profile/ Cringe Channel account]
*[https://www.doomworld.com/profile/9688-revved/ Doomworld account]
*{{dauser|x86x2|DeviantArt account}}
*{{reddituser|x86x2|Reddit account}}
*'''{{archive|3qyCD|Some more junk can be found here}}'''
*Is a film fan that claims to be "more [[tv/|/tv/]] than [[tv/|/tv/]]" despite [https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/72026998/#72032270 admitting that] [[newfag|he's probably seen less than 1000 films]] (he blames Barneyfags, why not.)
*[[irony|Has interest in The Cringe Channel]]
*Looks like a [[autism|school shooter]]
==Gallery==
 
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File:If you were gay.jpg|Senor Huevos, a live-action red sock puppet with a sombrero and mustache from the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord".
File:Weegee leebait.jpg
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File:Squidward dance.gif
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==Videos==
 
{{center|
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{{videoframe|visionsgameplayvids|font-weight: bold;|
|<youtube>9nVKg-TlVx8</youtube>
;A documentary on lee
|<youtube>WzFt92hhaUs</youtube>
;Lee meeting tom kenny (god I'm so epic by posting this!)
|<youtube>YG7bkr_ygSQ</youtube>
;Some troll pays Bob West (Barney's IRL voice actor) to address Lee
|<youtube>fMVrrae_GV4</youtube>
;Lee's filmmaking passion project
|<youtube>3QhBdnCtzUw</youtube>
;Another classic film}}
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|}}
 
==See also==
[[File:Moral high ground.png|thumb|For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Autism]]
*''[[Barney and Friends|Barney & Friends]]''
*[[Barney Bunch]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[Doom]] - He plays Doom btw.
*[[Forced meme]]
*[[Moralfag]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
==External links==
*{{archive|3qyCD|'''Pastebin dox'''}}
*{{reddituser|x86x2|x86x2}} - Reddit Account
*{{dauser|x86x2}} - DeviantArt Account
*{{kfuser|x86x2.7320|x86x2}} - KF Account, [[Fail|Got hacked some time in 2022]] by a [[Soyjak.party|'teen]]
*{{kf|10780|Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor}}
*{{sw|Lee_Goldson|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
 
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lol

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2025-09-16T09:50:13Z

Nanachus:

lol

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2025-09-16T09:45:00Z

Nanachus:

User:Nanachus

2025-09-15T04:06:47Z

Nanachus:

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I don't even know why i'm still visiting this site but here i am

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PlutonicClown is a gay pedophile btw

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Watch this cool video too
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Mi Vida Bajo El Puente

2025-09-15T04:05:32Z

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'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente''' [[AKA]] '''El Jerry Reviewer''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez''') is a [[Lol|{{age|1984|8|1}}]]-year-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[doctor]] of [[old people]], [[faggot]], [[liar]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocrite]], mythomaniac, [[sjw|social justice warrior]], "[[USI|internet vigilante]]", [[drama whore]], [[attention whore]] and [[A-Log]] of [[Doomentio]]. He is also a [[Youtube]] [[FAIL|cartoon and animation reviewer]], although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "[[internet fame|famous]]" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic [[lolcow]]s that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty [[streaming|streams]].

Just like his english version, [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "'''Jerry'''", as he likes to call himself, is a [[fat]], neckbearded, [[faggot|maggot]], attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "'''Doomentio'''". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|a grudge from 10 years ago]], which left him deeply [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doom ever since.

As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "[[moralfag|superhero]]" who always "defeats the [[No|evil]] Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|real danger to society]]" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "[[Lying|good person]]" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".

However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to gather for himself a loyal legion of [[fanboy]]s known as "'''crapulianos'''", most of these fanboys come from the '''Doomposting''', a group that was originally created to [[troll]] Doomentio and his [[circlejerk]] of friends but ultimately degenerated into a [[Epic Ween|ween]]-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and [[Cock Sucking|suck Jerry's cock]] a lot just for "''[[Troll Shielding|humiliating him]]''", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of [[Ken L Wright|other]] [[PlutonicClown|retards]], anyone who opposes Doomentio is ok for them). Most of his "crapulianos" are very [[autism|autistic]] themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just [[13-year-old boy]]s, but others are [[manchildren]] who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.

=="Professional" career==
Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a [[basement-dweller]] and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a [[doctor]], specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in caring of [[lemon party|old people]]. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "[[Ass Napkin|ass-cleaner]]".

However, his [[poverty|salary]] leaves a lot to be desired:
[[File:Jerrysalary1.png|550px|center|Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $729 dollars per month at worst.]]

Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making [[Streaming|streams]] and [[video]]s talking about random nobodies from the internet, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "[[Loser|successful person]]" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.

He studied on [[Cuba]], which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a [[Gay|leftist]] ideology.

In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:
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=="Content"==
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Originally, he started as another generic [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|cartoon and anime reviewer]], but he was very irrelevant and his content didn't really catch-up.
[[File:Jerrymakingcontent.png|thumb|Jerry making his "content".]]
After his feud with Doomentio began (which will be discussed below), he decided to dedicate his entire channel just to Doomentio and his friends, since he realized that [[Retard|most of people]] only cared about that and not his other attempts at "[[Nobody cares|original content]]".

This led Jerry to become a [[drama whore]] who only made [[video]]s (and later [[streaming|streams]]) discussing any stupid possible thing related to Doomentio, even though this sort of content quickly became [[Forced Meme|very repetitive and boring]], he wouldn't stop, just for the sake of gaining [[Attention Whore|attention, money and views]]. This is the actual reason of why Jerry is mainly known online, only for Doomentio-related drama and called as the "''Doomentio guy''".

His streams are [[boring]] as fuck and very [[awkward]], full of [[unfunny]] jokes, Jerry taking too long to explain something that could be explained in a few seconds, taking too long to read the chat too, and also being filled with notification [[spam]] from donors. Jerry's attitude is very [[annoying]] by itself.

It is quite surprising the fact that his [[autism|fanboys]] like to consume his shitty attempt at "content" and even donate him [[scam|money]] during his boring streams.

After more people started questioning Jerry and labeling him as [[Truth|an obsessed with Doomentio]], he started to say that he would [[Lie|"change his content" and leave the doomverse behind]], but it has been made pretty clear that [[FAIL|any further attempts to upload unrelated videos to Doomentio or the doomverse in general]] for Jerry has failed since he doesn't get as many views or attention as when he talks about him.
==Obsession with Doomentio==
[[File:Jerrymi vida bajo el puente.png|thumb|left|Jerry probably neglected a patient just to make one of his livestreams talking about Doomentio.]]
[[File:Jerrytraumado.png|thumb|The youtube comments in question.]]
Jerry's absurd crusade against Doomentio began approximately on the year [[2015]], after Doomentio [[Arguing on the internet|responded negatively to a comment of his on a video]]. It seems that [[Crybaby|this comment from someone who was 18 at the time was too much for a man who was almost 30 at the time]] and made him [[butthurt]] enough to declare him his "[[Enemies|enemy of the internet]]" for life. Some time later, Doomentio would make a video criticizing different "[[Nobody cares|animation channels in Spanish]]" where he would place Jerry in a very low position.
 
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That's right guys, [[Misinformation|unlike what many people believe]], Jerry and Doomentio's fight didn't start over Team Loco, it began much earlier and [[Facts|over something incredibly stupid like a youtube comment that was responded negatively by Doomentio]].

Speaking of what everyone is probably interested in, it is not so necessary to explain about Team Loco here, [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|you can read about it on Doomentio's article]], although what is interesting is the fact that Jerry for some reason was very [[desperate]] to be proven right about his claim of this project being a [[scam]], so he proceeded to fabricate false information such as "[[Internet settlement|Team Loco receiving a legal complaint]]" when it was pretty clear that was false.

These actions would bring him repeated ridicule and memes [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|during the Team Loco Saga]] from Doomentio and other of the Team Loco supporters, for Jerry and the doomposters this would be [[Immaturity|enough justification to dedicate his entire career to Doomentio years later]], despite the fact that he did not lose his job, his family was not affected, his YouTube channel was not affected, or in general nothing bad really happened to him during the Team Loco Saga.
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File:Jerrylying1.png|Jerry [[lying]] about Team Loco being "penalized by its platform" and publishing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying2.png|[[Rekt|Refuted by the same platform from which he supposedly received the previous message]].
File:Jerrylying3.png|Jerry admitting that he lied but still trying to excuse himself for sharing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying4.png|Posting a document of an [[Lawsuit|alleged complaint against Team Loco]] that never happened.
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Since then Jerry has lent his channel to [[Internet stalking|only talk about Doomentio, his followers, related people, and everything that happens in between]], becoming so obsessive and shameless as to even mess with content creators who have done nothing to him just for having a minimal relationship with Doomentio in the past like '''Derker Bluer''' or '''Zebitas Martines'''.
 
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[[File:Jerrysoyjak.png|thumb|'''OMG GUYS LOOK AT THE DOOM!!!''']]

In a short time it will be '''10 years''' since their first encounter and Jerry will continue to be obsessed with Doomentio, who has already relegated himself to doing almost nothing or having any significant activity on the internet, becoming a [[Unfunny|dry lolcow]].
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==Examples of his lies and hypocrisy==
[[File:Jerry fidel castro.png|thumb|Jerry lamenting the death of a dictator who ruined Cuba and caused the misery of millions.]]
Jerry has a habit of [[Lying|making up]] anecdotes to impress his ([[13-year-old boys|already impressionable]]) audience.

One of his most well-known lies would be when he made-up that he was [[Fidel Castro]]'s "best friend" when he was studying on Cuba.

This even led him to invent that [[Fanfiction|he somehow ended up sleeping drunk in Fidel Castro's garden]], a place that became inaccessible even to the [[CIA]] during the [[Cold War]].
 
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Although a story like this seems implausible enough, to his retarded audience his mere words were proof enough that it was real.

Another one of Jerry's stupidest lies was when he said that [[Lolsuit|he was going to legally sue Doomentio]] for his [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|secret Discord server leaks]], and he even stated that [[Lying|his complaint had already been processed and that the media were going to talk about what happened]], despite that, nothing ever happened about it.

However, his most famous and pathetic lie would be when he invented that he would open his own clinic, shortly after [[Lol Wut|it was discovered that the photo in question actually belonged to a retirement home for the elderly, owned by the Mexican government, where Jerry worked]].

[[File:Jerry making up he has a clinic.png|thumb|center|750px|center|[[Pwned|Jerry's "future" clinic vs Retirement home for the elderly in Zacatecas, property of the Mexican government]].]]

He also stated frequently that he "[[Fat|went to the gym]]", even publishing [[alleged]] photographs of himself where it could be seen a person with a quite marked body. However, when he was [[Doxxing|doxxed]], his true appearance was revealed and it was noted that he did not look anything like the person in the photos, which has led many to think that [[Pathetic|he probably stole someone else's photos and passed it off as his own]] just to get some praise from his autistic followers.
[[File:Jerry fake photo.png|thumb|center|How he said he looked like.]]
[[File:Jerry true photo.png|thumb|center|How he really looks like...]]
===His avatar===
[[File:Jerry thinks himself of a chad.png|thumb|170px|left|Jerry portraying himself as a "[[No|chad]]".]]
[[File:Jerry chad.png|thumb|170px|[[Doing It Wrong]].]]
He created an avatar for himself consisting of a [[Unrealistic expectations|muscular, white-skinned, red-haired man wearing sunglasses and a suit]]. On his streams he uses a [[Vtubers|Vtuber]] model of this avatar.

Of course, this is just one example of Jerry's [[hypocrisy]] and personal insecurities.

He created an idealized version of himself, which obviously represents how he wants to look [[IRL]] (he actually looks like a [[Beaner|brown]] [[chud]]) but mocks and calls out Doomentio and his friends when they do the same type of [[bullshit]].
[[File:Jerryavatar.png|450px|center|Funnily enough, this was made by Bachatota, one of Jerry's cocksuckers.]]
===Collaboration with Noid D Reiss===
[[NekoArc|Noid D Reiss]] was one of Doomentio's probably biggest [[trolls]] turned A-Logs, he, along with [[Cock sucker|his group of friends]], [[Illuminati|orchestrated behind the shadows many events that happened within the doomverse]] in the year [[2022]], such as: [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|The "secret Discord server" controversy]], [[Doomentio#Social_Media|the banning of Doom's Patreon]], [[Doomentio#Ruinaversal_Saga|the false news about Debahni Escobar that attracted Ruinaversal]], and most importantly, [[Doomentio#Kalcifer_Vallarta_(Chad)|Kalcifer Vallarta's doxxing]].

Noid was ([[allegedly]]) the person who leaked the secret Discord server to Jerry so that [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|he could expose it on livestream, causing one of Doomentio's greatest humiliations in his history]]. According to Noid, [[USI|this is why "Jerry is famous" and Jerry "owes his fame to him"]]. Later, [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|Noid had no better idea than to doxx Jerry since he felt he didn't "give him enough credit" for exposing the server]].

He and his strange friends also [[Doomentio#Current_times|planned and executed the doxxing of Kalcifer Vallarta]], [[Photoshopping|fabricating captures to accuse Doomentio of provoking this]], when in reality they were the ones who did all this and [[Sick fucks|planned the brutal harassment of Kalcifer's relatives by the doomposting exactly on his birthday and just one day after the death of his grandfather]].

Like many of the other doomposters, Noid quickly become obsessed with Doomentio and turned into a crazy [[stalker]] who had no problem with [[Trying Too Hard|lying, harassing and defaming many people]], most of them innocent, such as [[Kids on the internet|a minor who was falsely accused by him of being a pedophile just to defend the doomposting and to further tarnish Doomentio's reputation]].

Obviously Noid's reprehensible acts led to him being exposed along with his group of collaborators:
 
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And what did Jerry do after all this? He simply feigned [[amnesia]], despite having collaborated a lot with Noid, [[Facepalm|he acts as if he had never existed]] and despite knowing that Doomentio never doxxed Kalcifer, [[Defamation|he keeps saying that it indeed happened]].

===Fantagoria===
At the beginning of [[2023]], a [[Chile|chilean]] woman with [[Depression|mental]] [[Bipolar Disorder|problems]] named '''Fantagoria''', said she wanted to interview Doomentio to learn more about online harassment for a work she was doing at her university, she also said that she was open to know "[[Victim card|his side of the history]]".

After being quickly questioned for this and other things she said (mainly by the doomposters), Fantagoria had no better idea than [[Stupidity|to accuse Jerry of possessing CP]], since Jerry himself declared that he had in his possession the alleged images of Doomentio's Discord server where illegal material was shared.

Of course, [[Yes|Fantagoria did a tremendously stupid thing]], and even though she quickly retracted, that didn't stop the doomposters and especially Jerry from taking it as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|declaration of war]]." After this a [[harassment]] campaign on the doomposting against Fantagoria began, which also included doxxing and even [[death threats]].

Jerry himself mocked Fantagoria in several of his livestreams, and when '''an audio of Fantagoria crying in despair over what was happening to her''' got leaked, [[Psychopath|he played it on live for everyone to see and to humiliate her]].
 
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Fantagoria tried to [[Suicide|make an attempt on her life]], which caused her to end up in the hospital for one week. For some reason no one questions Jerry despite what he and his followers almost caused.

Jerry only attempted to make a [[Apology|half-hearted apology]] to Fantagoria after everything has happened '''two years later''', probably due to external pressure, ironically his biggest fan, Bachatota, was exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria (more about this will be explained below).
===The Mary Grant incident===
[[File:Jerry corbata roja mary grant.png|thumb|left|Jerry and Corbata Roja sharing personal pictures of Mary Grant.]]
[[Last tuesday]], Jerry for some reason decided to make a livestream with one of his cocksuckers named '''[[Retard|Corbata Roja]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Fausto Antonio Pudik Collao Rios'''), a {{age|1989|03|10}}-years-old [[Peru|peruvian]] [[leftard]], where they doxxed and harassed an innocent woman named '''Mary Grant''', exposing her personal information such as her names and pictures of her face with the excuse that "''[[Nope|it was public data]]''".

Later, they tried to justify it saying that Mary Grant was involved with Doomentio, which only was half true as [[Facts|Mary Grant was only involved with Doomentio '''two''' years ago]], then she tried to commit suicide because of the harassment she got from the Doomposting after that.

Since he had no other choice, and even his own followers were questioning him for doing this, [[Humiliation|he was forced by pressure to apologize for doxxing Mary Grant and involving her in something she wanted nothing to do with]].

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===Alliance with DFG===
After his humiliation with the topic of Mary Grant, Jerry, resentful, tried to take revenge on various users who had questioned and exposed him for having doxxed her, particularly, the user '''Guara/Hino'''.

That's how he was contacted by a person named [[DFG]] who also had a fixation with Guara, [[DFG#Current_times|DFG invited Jerry to a "secret" Discord server where he supposedly "collected information about Guara and his group"]]. Jerry also asked DFG personal information about Guara such as his name, age or country [[Doxxing|with unknown intent]]. Jerry, DFG and other people (who had all been exposed before for being [[sick fuck]]s and were resentful) were planning to "[[Fail|expose Guara and his friends]]" on a certain date using the information from this Discord server (most of which was false in itself).

What neither DFG nor Jerry knew was that Guara was already aware of their dumb plan and sent spies on their "secret" server, when the day came, the Discord got leaked, making Jerry ran away from it like a li'l [[bitch]]. Jerry then got publicly exposed for collaborating with DFG (a known [[grooming|groomer]] and [[pedophile]]) and for trying to doxx Guara.

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|center|550px|DFG, Jerry, and their other friends.]]
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This ended up with [[Gay|Jerry privatizing his Twitter account]], [[Hypocrite|even though he criticized and mocked Doomentio for doing the same thing before]].

[[File:Jerrytwitter.png|450px|center|thumb|Fucking coward.]]

==His fanbase==
[[File:Crapulianos.png|thumb|Crapulianos in action, white-knighting for Jerry on a video respectfully criticizing him.]]
[[Idk|For some reason]], he managed to spawn a strong and loyal fanbase that named themselves as "[[Down's Syndrome|Crapulianos]]", a word that derives from "[[Shit|Crapula]]", [https://dle.rae.es/crápula which is synonymous with "depraved" in spanish].

His followers, as you might expect, are [[autism|autistic]] as fuck, most of them developed some sort of personality cult around Jerry, representing him as some kind of "[[Nope|deity]]" or "[[Wtf|superhero]]", they, just like their idol, like to compare him to Doom and say "''how good of a person Jerry is''". They also tend to get very angry when you [[Constructive Criticism|criticize]] Jerry in any way, even if you do it in a respectful way, this will make them accuse you without any evidence of being a "fan of Doomentio". They are Jerry's very own [[white knights]] and his [[personal army]] (something that he takes advantage of).

Most of Jerry's fandom is made up of these four groups: [[Porn]] addicts with [[disgusting]] [[fetishes]], [[furfags]], [[faggots]], and doomposters. In some cases they are part of all groups.

Even though his channel consists of only content about Doomentio that doesn't really contribute to anything, these people tend to donate excessive amounts of money to Jerry during his streams, one guy in particular who apparently gave a large part of "[[Poverty|his salary]]" to Jerry was known as "[[Retard|TokuPower]]", that would be if he didn't steal from his mother's card.

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File:Crapulianoscringe2.png|[[Cringe]]
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File:Crapulianoscringr4.png|Just [[why?]]
File:Crapulianoscringe5.png|[[Fat|Average]] fan of Jerry
File:Crapuliano autism6.png|Despite making drawings like this frequently, they still mock Oveja for liking [[yuri]]
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File:DiegoPareja.png|One confirmed crapuliano.
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File:Doompostingadmin2..png|And another.
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Most of them are [[13-year-old boy]]s so it's comprehensible for Jerry's fanboys to be this insuferable, however, some of them are [[manchild|manchildren]]. Ironically, while they make fun of Doomentio's followers ([[Hulk|doomtards]]) for being "idiots", Jerry's are probably even worse.
===Doomposting===
[[File:Arianne chan.jpg|thumb|Arianne Chan, the mascot and personification of the Doomposting, it seems this group is full of [[weebs]] who think of themselves as anime girls as well.]]
The Doomposting was a [[troll]] group originally created to mock and make memes about Doomentio and his [[Doomentio#His_friends_(The_Aryan_gang)|friends]]. The first Doomposting group was created on the year [[2017]] after Doom's stupidities attracted so much attention that it was decided to make a group to publish about it there. For a few years, this group would be the main hub for [[meme]]s and [[trolling]] related to Doomentio and others of his friends, with various well-known Doomentio's trolls such as "[[Doomentio#The_Doomposting_attacks:_Oveja_gets_epicly_trolled|Rapunzel]]" being from this group.

However, not all good things last forever, and the Doomposting eventually began to have many members that were practically [[Epic Ween|weens]] and [[Troll Shielding|A-Logs]] whom where even worse persons than Doomentio. Many of these became infamous such as [[Tranny|Erina Paradiso]], [[Pedo|Kaede]], [[Doxxing|Julian]], [[CP|CandyPuppet]] or [[PlutonicClown#SEBDAN_and_the_Ruinaversal_livestream|SEBDAN]], the latter being an important member of this group since he would end up becoming the main [[Admin|administrator]], he allowed the doomposting to become a full-fledged [[harassment]] group filled with [[Drama-generating technique|grotesque imagery, pedophile posts, incitements to suicide, doxxing, death threats, attacks on family members, mockery of the dead, and so on]]. Most of these attacks had nothing to do with Doomentio and were simply done with the intent to harm. Despite everything explained, Jerry approved what the doomposting was like and collaborated with this group, since most of his fans came from there.

The doomposting tried to doxx Ruinaversal, this led to its first downfall and SEBDAN's as well, since then, other "[[Fake|healthy]]" and "[[Bullshit|wholesome]]" doomposting groups have been created where [[censorship]] and [[faggotry]] abound, the same [[unfunny]] Doomentio memes from 5 years ago are constantly reposted, and the groups themselves are practically dead now.

The "[[Crap|modern doompostings]]" are now controlled by Jerry behind the shadows, as the current admins are all his [[fanboys]] and it's practically an unwritten rule to [[Cock Sucking|suck his dick]] or you'll be permanently [[banned]] and accused of being a "defender of Doomentio".

Despite their historial, Jerry and his followers pretend to be "[[Political Correctness|politically correct]]" and always [[Moralfag|appeal to morality]] when Doomentio or one of his related people "''do something bad''".

The doomposting is mostly made up of [[weirdo]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s, [[NEET]]s and [[manchildren]] who are [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doomentio and the doomverse in general and who try to force these things in every conversation they have like it was the most normal thing to talk about a lolcow from the internet on your daily life, they non-ironically think [[Weeabooery|everything is an "anime" and "manga" where "everyone is a character"]]. Most of the doomposters [[Facts|are actually very similar to Doomentio himself in at least one aspect]], but they still try to [[Projection|project]] on him, they also try to justify all the utter harassment they do with lame excuses like saying that "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|Doom deserves it because he's a Nazi]]". This group is also filled with [[SJW]]s and [[trannies]] who are only mad at Doomentio because of his [[Right-wing|political views]].

This group has a strange tendency to see the world as if there were "[[Internet superheroes|good]]" and "[[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|bad]]" people, probably because of their "[[Weaboo|it's all a manga and anime]]" complex, they idolize anyone who is able to ridicule Doomentio even a little (something not very difficult obviously), which has led them to idolize disgusting people who ended up being worse than Doomentio himself like [[Ken L Wright]] or [[PlutonicClown]].

They dedicate their entire life to a a failed morenazi, at the end [[Projection|the doomposters ended up being worse than Doomentio himself]].

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'''A good video summarizing what basically happened to the doomposting.'''

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====Any% Speedruns====
Here we will make a lifespan counter of every Doomposting group since some of them have hilariously short lifespans before being taken down by [[Facebook]]. This list will only count the relevant groups.
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!Rank
!Time
!Admin(s)
!Name
!Cause of death
!Notes
|-
| 1st place award
| 2025-? (Still alive)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: End Casquery
| Soon...
| Inactive and doesn't even reach a thousand members, the Doomposting is practically dead now
|-
| 2nd place award
| 2024-2025 (4 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: The Next Casquery
| Raped to death by Sofi Cox and the Jerryposting
| The doomposters aren't even trying at this point
|-
| 3rd place award
| 2024 (6 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: Ultimate Casquery
| Idk an honestly not much people cared about it
| Died along with the group mentioned below
|-
| 4th place award
| 2024 (11 months)
| ElMatrushka
| Doomposting: New Casquery
| Died during the cancellation of Jerry and Bachatota
| The "Wholesome" Doomposting on its prime
|-
| 5th place award
| 2023-2024 (1 year)
| Kazuo Sato, ElMatrushka, Facaz, Lucas Fez and many others
| Doomposting: The Last Casquery
| Facebook suspended it due to doxxing and harassment concerns
| The first "Wholesome" group
|-
| 6th place award
| 2020-2023 (3 years)
| SEBDAN
| Compra y Venta de Casqueria (1-6)
| Ruinaversal took it down singlehandely
| The most famous group of all, also the most controversial one
|-
| 7th place award
| 2017-2020 (4 years)
| Vittorino, Julian, Erina Paradiso and others
| LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING (original)
| Died during the Doomposting civil war
| There were other doomposting groups before and in-between but these weren't really important
|}
====List of groups====
*<s>Doomposting
*LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING
*Doomposting Deluxe
*Doomposteria GOTY
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria II
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria III
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria IV
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria V
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria 6
*Doomposting: The Last Casquery
*Doomposting: New Casquery
*Doomposting: Ultimate Casquery
*Doomposting: The Next Casquery</s>
*Doomposting: End Casquery
^ Look at this waste of time, people creating groups to obsess over a vagabond for almost 10 years lol.

==Friends==
He originally had other youtube cartoon reviewers as his friends and made livestreams together with them that were known as "'''La noche de los reviewers'''" (''The night of the reviewers''), however, when his obsession with Doomentio began, he alienated himself from these people.

These are his current "[[Idk|friends]]":
*'''[[Coward|Ocio]]''' ([[Powerword]]: ''' Miguel de Jesús Tristán Sosa'''): Originally a friend of Doomentio who lived with him (at least until he ditched him for being a complete failure of a person) and another enemy of Jerry, who was harassed and doxxed by the doomposters to the point of [[An Hero|almost committing suicide]] (something Jerry approved of). He is a [[fat]] Mexican guy whose dream was to "[[Loser|be a voice actor]]", until [[Retard|he spoke negatively about his future co-workers]], this made Lalo Garza, a well-known Mexican voice actor, close him the doors to the industry. He suffered from many [[Tard rage|anger issues]] which made him a target of attack from the doomposters, however when he went to [[therapy]] and managed those problems, and at the same time he allowed himself to be trampled by Jerry and started to hang out with him on his streams, the doomposters began to say that he "[[No|redeemed]]".

He drew [[lolicon]] for money despite [[Hypocrisy|having criticized that type of art in the past]].

*'''[[Tough Guy|Ruinaversal]]''': A [[Journalism|journalist]] who is dedicated to producing "[[Fake News|satirical news]]", which consists of badly-edited and [[Clickbait|clickbait]]-filled videos made to deceive [[old people|50-year old people]]. Fell into the doomverse rabbithole after being tricked by a fake new accusing Doomentio of [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|the murder of Debanhi Escobar]] created by Noid D Reiss. Became an [[internet tough guy]] after the doomposters tried to doxx him once, provoking the fall of the doomposting, he now constantly tries to [[Sick Fuck|doxx and harass the people]] who have tried to do the same to him as some form of "[[Serious Business|karma]]", this led him to become involved in some kind of "[[Internet drama|doxxing wars]]" against various sickos like [[Dragon Ball Z|General Whis]] and [[CP|Noxium]], which he won at the end.

Despite having said that he would leave the doomverse due to the toxicity of the people from there, [[Contradiction|he now became obsessed with another Mexican lolcow very similar to Doomentio and with an equally toxic environment]] called [[Espartaco 18]].
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File:Indagaciondelocio.png|Ocio.
File:Ruinaversal.png|Ruinaversal.
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===Bachatota===
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[[File:Bachatota.png|thumb|160px|Photo shared by herself (just look at those portraits from behind).]]
'''Bachatota''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Margarita Garcia Gimenez''') <s>is</s> [[Death|was]] Jerry's [[Slave|personal artist]], she was an [[Argentina|argentinian]] <s>[[tranny]]</s> [[artist]] mainly known for making drawings for Jerry, most of them are [[degenerate]] and [[yaoi]]-style drawings where he for some reason is depicted in [[Gay sex|sexual situations]] along other doomverse characters such as Doomentio, Oveja, Kalcifer Vallarta and Ken L Wright.

Despite Jerry's audience being full of minors, nobody bats an eye when Bachatota or other doomposters artists make that kind of content, Jerry even seems to approve it.
[[File:Bachatota cringe.png|thumb|150px|left|Why would you have that in your room?]]

She had a strange obsession with Jerry, treating him like some kind of [[cult]] leader, having an actual plush of Jerry's avatar (probably crafted by her) and constantly making drawings for him without Jerry even paying her.

More recently, she attempted to follow her master's footsteps and uploaded a [[Taking the Internet Seriously|7 hour-long]] video A-Logging another degenerate artist known as '''Loulouvz''' (creator of [[Furfag|Spaicy Project]]), with the intent of converting Loulouvz into "[[Forced meme|another lolcow just like Doomentio]]".

Of course her attempt quickly failed since nobody really wanted to waste their time watching a 7 hour-long video plagiarizing [[Chris-Chan|Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] and she learned the leason about why [[troll shielding]] was bad since, just a few days after the video was released, people started digging into Bachatota's past and discovered many lulzy details about her:
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File:Bachatota scat lolicon.png|This tweet is quite [[Scat|self]]-[[Lolicon|explanatory]].
File:Bachatota incitting to suicide.png|Bachatota harassing people on facebook and inciting them to [[an hero|commit suicide]].
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File:Bachatotapedofriend.png|Bachatota having a [[pedo]] friend who white-knighted for her.
File:Bachatota stealing.png|She [[stealing]] from conventions and admitting herself to it.
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After all this [[shitstorm]] happened, Jerry tried to do [[damage control]] defending his "friend" by saying that the person exposing Bachatota was a fan of Doomentio without any proof or evidence, which led to his doomposter followers trying to doxx this user (despite being underage). To this day Jerry still hasn't provided any evidence to support this claim.
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Funnily enough, if Bachatota was on Doom's side, Jerry would probably have dedicated her a lot of livestreams and videos.

====Bachatota gets exposed yet again====
[[File:Bachatotafriend.png|thumb|170px|The most normal [[nazi|friend]] of Bachatota.]]

Recently, people such as {{twitter|Alankgada}} and {{twitter|Archivatumm}} dug deeper into Bachatota's past, discovering various horrible things that she tried to keep hidden while in public she pretended to be a "good person", demonstrating that she learned nothing from her previous exposition.

To make a list of the things that were exposed:
*She has [[neo-nazi]] friends, ironically these are the same people who criticize Doomentio and are followers of Jerry.
*Most of her friends are [[lolicon]] lovers and like to draw this type of content, Bachatota herself included.
*One of her friends even has accusations of [[pedophilia]].
*She [[lying|lied]] in her previous attempt of defense.
*Another one of her friends '''was accused of being a fucking [[rape|rapist]] and causing the suicide of his victim''', Bachatota despite knowing about this she defended him and still continued to be his friend.
*Bacha got exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria, obsessing so much with her to the point of creating multiple [[Sock puppet]]s and groups to continue her harassment, the Doomposting administrators knew about this all along and did nothing to stop this, they even supported Bachatota in her harassment campaign.
*She also ruined a legal document that the victims of Loulouvz's grooming were doing with the intent of legally suing her, [[A-Log|adding many unnecessary and petty things due to her stupid years-long obsession with Loulouvz]] that she would later demostrate in her failed 7 hour-long video.

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Finally, the wretched [[whore]] got doxxed, exposing to the internet her horrid face:

[[File:Bachatotaface.png|thumb|center|250px|[[Ugly|Average]] [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.]]

And yes, if you ask, once again Jerry tried to defend her [[Schizophrenia|by trying to blame Doomentio]] even though he had nothing to do with this situation at all, [[Lol|this got both of them get cancelled]].

Jerry in the end was left with no choice but to "''publicly separate himself from Bachatota''", something that all her other friends also did, [[Forever Alone|leaving her alone and abandoned]]. <s>[[Coward|To this day she has not responded to any of her accusations at all and left her Twitter account inactive]].</s> She ended up becoming [[an hero]] due to the "[[Nothing|harassment]]".
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Jerry's only official response to this was to make a video where he pretended to "cry" and "grief" over Bachatota's death, [[Victim mentality|accusing his detractors of being responsible for it]]. However, at the same time, he couldn't care less about monetizing his video talking about all this. That's right, [[Sick fuck|Jerry couldn't care less about monetizing and profiting from the death of his "friend"]].

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==See Also==
[[File:Jerryalog.png|thumb|Jerry even physically resembles the original A-Log, Anthony LoGatto.]]
*[[Doomentio]] - Of course
*[[Ken L Wright]] - Another disgraced "idol" and "hero" of the Doomposting
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Another A-Log of Doomentio, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsTIKJ9H_Y he also interviewed Jerry once], Jerry despite knowing Plutonic's crimes didn't care but still criticizes Doom for doing the same (although Plutonic is worse than Doomentio to be fair)
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Troll Shielding]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Forced Meme]]
*[[Obsession]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Drama whore]]
*[[Social Justice Warrior]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Lying]]
*[[Hypocrisy]]
*[[Doctor]]
*[[DFG]] - He tried to make an alliance with him despite the fact that DFG is a much worse person than Doomentio
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Jerry has been deemed the modern version of Necrotemante
*[[Espartaco 18]]

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@eljerryenvivo|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Youtube channel, currently dedicated to only uploading clips of his streams.
*{{twitter|ElJerryReviewer}} - Twitter account.
*{{twitch|eljerryenvivo}} - Twitch channel where he tends to do his shitty streams.
*{{fb|mividabajoelpuente|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Abandoned Facebook page.
*{{instagram|jerryreviewer}} - This is where he currently inhabites after escaping from Twitter, publishing his delusions of grandeur, supported by his few remaining die-hard fans.

==External Links==
*{{kf|86296|Doomposting Kiwifarms thread, now mainly focused on Jerry}}
*{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavéz / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}
*<s>{{fb|274464718835492|Doomposting: The Final Casquery}} - "[[No|Wholesome]] Doomposting". This group is filled with fanboys of Jerry, if you try to criticize him even a little you will get [[Ban Fucking Everyone|insta-banned]]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''

[[File:Jerrypandilla.png|950px|center|Der Jerry's Face]]
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Mi Vida Bajo El Puente

2025-09-14T23:22:47Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:El Jerry Reviewer}}
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{{Archenemy|Doomentio}}
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{{ib|[[File:Mi vida bajo el puente jerry.png|240px]] Despite looking like this, he portrays himself as a [[Unrealistic expectations|red-haired, muscled and white dude]].}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|August 1, 1984 ({{age|1984|8|1}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexican]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread:'''|{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chaves / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}}}
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'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente''' [[AKA]] '''El Jerry Reviewer''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez''') is a [[Lol|{{age|1984|8|1}}]]-year-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[doctor]] of [[old people]], [[faggot]], [[liar]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocrite]], mythomaniac, [[sjw|social justice warrior]], "[[USI|internet vigilante]]", [[drama whore]], [[attention whore]] and [[A-Log]] of [[Doomentio]]. He is also a [[Youtube]] [[FAIL|cartoon and animation reviewer]], although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "[[internet fame|famous]]" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic [[lolcow]]s that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty [[streaming|streams]].

Just like his english version, [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "'''Jerry'''", as he likes to call himself, is a [[fat]], neckbearded, [[faggot|maggot]], attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "'''Doomentio'''". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|a grudge from 10 years ago]], which left him deeply [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doom ever since.

As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "[[moralfag|superhero]]" who always "defeats the [[No|evil]] Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|real danger to society]]" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "[[Lying|good person]]" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".

However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to gather for himself a loyal legion of [[fanboy]]s known as "'''crapulianos'''", most of these fanboys come from the '''Doomposting''', a group that was originally created to [[troll]] Doomentio and his [[circlejerk]] of friends but ultimately degenerated into a [[Epic Ween|ween]]-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and [[Cock Sucking|suck Jerry's cock]] a lot just for "''[[Troll Shielding|humiliating him]]''", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of [[Ken L Wright|other]] [[PlutonicClown|retards]], anyone who opposes Doomentio is ok for them). Most of his "crapulianos" are very [[autism|autistic]] themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just [[13-year-old boy]]s, but others are [[manchildren]] who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.

=="Professional" career==
Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a [[basement-dweller]] and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a [[doctor]], specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in caring of [[lemon party|old people]]. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "[[Ass Napkin|ass-cleaner]]".

However, his [[poverty|salary]] leaves a lot to be desired:
[[File:Jerrysalary1.png|550px|center|Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $729 dollars per month at worst.]]

Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making [[Streaming|streams]] and [[video]]s talking about random nobodies from the internet, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "[[Loser|successful person]]" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.

He studied on [[Cuba]], which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a [[Gay|leftist]] ideology.

In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:
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Doctorcandelas1.png|[[Sarcasm|A very young]]
Doctorcandelas2.png|[[Irony|and handsome]]
Doctorcandelas3.png|[[No|doctor indeed.]]
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=="Content"==
[[File:Jerry obsessed with doomentio.png|center|780px]]
Originally, he started as another generic [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|cartoon and anime reviewer]], but he was very irrelevant and his content didn't really catch-up.
[[File:Jerrymakingcontent.png|thumb|Jerry making his "content".]]
After his feud with Doomentio began (which will be discussed below), he decided to dedicate his entire channel just to Doomentio and his friends, since he realized that [[Retard|most of people]] only cared about that and not his other attempts at "[[Nobody cares|original content]]".

This led Jerry to become a [[drama whore]] who only made [[video]]s (and later [[streaming|streams]]) discussing any stupid possible thing related to Doomentio, even though this sort of content quickly became [[Forced Meme|very repetitive and boring]], he wouldn't stop, just for the sake of gaining [[Attention Whore|attention, money and views]]. This is the actual reason of why Jerry is mainly known online, only for Doomentio-related drama and called as the "''Doomentio guy''".

His streams are [[boring]] as fuck and very [[awkward]], full of [[unfunny]] jokes, Jerry taking too long to explain something that could be explained in a few seconds, taking too long to read the chat too, and also being filled with notification [[spam]] from donors. Jerry's attitude is very [[annoying]] by itself.

It is quite surprising the fact that his [[autism|fanboys]] like to consume his shitty attempt at "content" and even donate him [[scam|money]] during his boring streams.

After more people started questioning Jerry and labeling him as [[Truth|an obsessed with Doomentio]], he started to say that he would [[Lie|"change his content" and leave the doomverse behind]], but it has been made pretty clear that [[FAIL|any further attempts to upload unrelated videos to Doomentio or the doomverse in general]] for Jerry has failed since he doesn't get as many views or attention as when he talks about him.
==Obsession with Doomentio==
[[File:Jerrymi vida bajo el puente.png|thumb|left|Jerry probably neglected a patient just to make one of his livestreams talking about Doomentio.]]
[[File:Jerrytraumado.png|thumb|The youtube comments in question.]]
Jerry's absurd crusade against Doomentio began approximately on the year [[2015]], after Doomentio [[Arguing on the internet|responded negatively to a comment of his on a video]]. It seems that [[Crybaby|this comment from someone who was 18 at the time was too much for a man who was almost 30 at the time]] and made him [[butthurt]] enough to declare him his "[[Enemies|enemy of the internet]]" for life. Some time later, Doomentio would make a video criticizing different "[[Nobody cares|animation channels in Spanish]]" where he would place Jerry in a very low position.
 
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That's right guys, [[Misinformation|unlike what many people believe]], Jerry and Doomentio's fight didn't start over Team Loco, it began much earlier and [[Facts|over something incredibly stupid like a youtube comment that was responded negatively by Doomentio]].

Speaking of what everyone is probably interested in, it is not so necessary to explain about Team Loco here, [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|you can read about it on Doomentio's article]], although what is interesting is the fact that Jerry for some reason was very [[desperate]] to be proven right about his claim of this project being a [[scam]], so he proceeded to fabricate false information such as "[[Internet settlement|Team Loco receiving a legal complaint]]" when it was pretty clear that was false.

These actions would bring him repeated ridicule and memes [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|during the Team Loco Saga]] from Doomentio and other of the Team Loco supporters, for Jerry and the doomposters this would be [[Immaturity|enough justification to dedicate his entire career to Doomentio years later]], despite the fact that he did not lose his job, his family was not affected, his YouTube channel was not affected, or in general nothing bad really happened to him during the Team Loco Saga.
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File:Jerrylying1.png|Jerry [[lying]] about Team Loco being "penalized by its platform" and publishing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying2.png|[[Rekt|Refuted by the same platform from which he supposedly received the previous message]].
File:Jerrylying3.png|Jerry admitting that he lied but still trying to excuse himself for sharing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying4.png|Posting a document of an [[Lawsuit|alleged complaint against Team Loco]] that never happened.
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Since then Jerry has lent his channel to [[Internet stalking|only talk about Doomentio, his followers, related people, and everything that happens in between]], becoming so obsessive and shameless as to even mess with content creators who have done nothing to him just for having a minimal relationship with Doomentio in the past like '''Derker Bluer''' or '''Zebitas Martines'''.
 
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[[File:Jerrysoyjak.png|thumb|'''OMG GUYS LOOK AT THE DOOM!!!''']]

In a short time it will be '''10 years''' since their first encounter and Jerry will continue to be obsessed with Doomentio, who has already relegated himself to doing almost nothing or having any significant activity on the internet, becoming a [[Unfunny|dry lolcow]].
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==Examples of his lies and hypocrisy==
[[File:Jerry fidel castro.png|thumb|Jerry lamenting the death of a dictator who ruined Cuba and caused the misery of millions.]]
Jerry has a habit of [[Lying|making up]] anecdotes to impress his ([[13-year-old boys|already impressionable]]) audience.

One of his most well-known lies would be when he made-up that he was [[Fidel Castro]]'s "best friend" when he was studying on Cuba.

This even led him to invent that [[Fanfiction|he somehow ended up sleeping drunk in Fidel Castro's garden]], a place that became inaccessible even to the [[CIA]] during the [[Cold War]].
 
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Although a story like this seems implausible enough, to his retarded audience his mere words were proof enough that it was real.

Another one of Jerry's stupidest lies was when he said that [[Lolsuit|he was going to legally sue Doomentio]] for his [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|secret Discord server leaks]], and he even stated that [[Lying|his complaint had already been processed and that the media were going to talk about what happened]], despite that, nothing ever happened about it.

However, his most famous and pathetic lie would be when he invented that he would open his own clinic, shortly after [[Lol Wut|it was discovered that the photo in question actually belonged to a retirement home for the elderly, owned by the Mexican government, where Jerry worked]].

[[File:Jerry making up he has a clinic.png|thumb|center|750px|center|[[Pwned|Jerry's "future" clinic vs Retirement home for the elderly in Zacatecas, property of the Mexican government]].]]

He also stated frequently that he "[[Fat|went to the gym]]", even publishing [[alleged]] photographs of himself where it could be seen a person with a quite marked body. However, when he was [[Doxxing|doxxed]], his true appearance was revealed and it was noted that he did not look anything like the person in the photos, which has led many to think that [[Pathetic|he probably stole someone else's photos and passed it off as his own]] just to get some praise from his autistic followers.
[[File:Jerry fake photo.png|thumb|center|How he said he looked like.]]
[[File:Jerry true photo.png|thumb|center|How he really looks like...]]
===His avatar===
[[File:Jerry thinks himself of a chad.png|thumb|170px|left|Jerry portraying himself as a "[[No|chad]]".]]
[[File:Jerry chad.png|thumb|170px|[[Doing It Wrong]].]]
He created an avatar for himself consisting of a [[Unrealistic expectations|muscular, white-skinned, red-haired man wearing sunglasses and a suit]]. On his streams he uses a [[Vtubers|Vtuber]] model of this avatar.

Of course, this is just one example of Jerry's [[hypocrisy]] and personal insecurities.

He created an idealized version of himself, which obviously represents how he wants to look [[IRL]] (he actually looks like a [[Beaner|brown]] [[chud]]) but mocks and calls out Doomentio and his friends when they do the same type of [[bullshit]].
[[File:Jerryavatar.png|450px|center|Funnily enough, this was made by Bachatota, one of Jerry's cocksuckers.]]
===Collaboration with Noid D Reiss===
[[NekoArc|Noid D Reiss]] was one of Doomentio's probably biggest [[trolls]] turned A-Logs, he, along with [[Cock sucker|his group of friends]], [[Illuminati|orchestrated behind the shadows many events that happened within the doomverse]] in the year [[2022]], such as: [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|The "secret Discord server" controversy]], [[Doomentio#Social_Media|the banning of Doom's Patreon]], [[Doomentio#Ruinaversal_Saga|the false news about Debahni Escobar that attracted Ruinaversal]], and most importantly, [[Doomentio#Kalcifer_Vallarta_(Chad)|Kalcifer Vallarta's doxxing]].

Noid was ([[allegedly]]) the person who leaked the secret Discord server to Jerry so that [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|he could expose it on livestream, causing one of Doomentio's greatest humiliations in his history]]. According to Noid, [[USI|this is why "Jerry is famous" and Jerry "owes his fame to him"]]. Later, [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|Noid had no better idea than to doxx Jerry since he felt he didn't "give him enough credit" for exposing the server]].

He and his strange friends also [[Doomentio#Current_times|planned and executed the doxxing of Kalcifer Vallarta]], [[Photoshopping|fabricating captures to accuse Doomentio of provoking this]], when in reality they were the ones who did all this and [[Sick fucks|planned the brutal harassment of Kalcifer's relatives by the doomposting exactly on his birthday and just one day after the death of his grandfather]].

Like many of the other doomposters, Noid quickly become obsessed with Doomentio and turned into a crazy [[stalker]] who had no problem with [[Trying Too Hard|lying, harassing and defaming many people]], most of them innocent, such as [[Kids on the internet|a minor who was falsely accused by him of being a pedophile just to defend the doomposting and to further tarnish Doomentio's reputation]].

Obviously Noid's reprehensible acts led to him being exposed along with his group of collaborators:
 
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And what did Jerry do after all this? He simply feigned [[amnesia]], despite having collaborated a lot with Noid, [[Facepalm|he acts as if he had never existed]] and despite knowing that Doomentio never doxxed Kalcifer, [[Defamation|he keeps saying that it indeed happened]].

===Fantagoria===
At the beginning of [[2023]], a [[Chile|chilean]] woman with [[Depression|mental]] [[Bipolar Disorder|problems]] named '''Fantagoria''', said she wanted to interview Doomentio to learn more about online harassment for a work she was doing at her university, she also said that she was open to know "[[Victim card|his side of the history]]".

After being quickly questioned for this and other things she said (mainly by the doomposters), Fantagoria had no better idea than [[Stupidity|to accuse Jerry of possessing CP]], since Jerry himself declared that he had in his possession the alleged images of Doomentio's Discord server where illegal material was shared.

Of course, [[Yes|Fantagoria did a tremendously stupid thing]], and even though she quickly retracted, that didn't stop the doomposters and especially Jerry from taking it as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|declaration of war]]." After this a [[harassment]] campaign on the doomposting against Fantagoria began, which also included doxxing and even [[death threats]].

Jerry himself mocked Fantagoria in several of his livestreams, and when '''an audio of Fantagoria crying in despair over what was happening to her''' got leaked, [[Psychopath|he played it on live for everyone to see and to humiliate her]].
 
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Fantagoria tried to [[Suicide|make an attempt on her life]], which caused her to end up in the hospital for one week. For some reason no one questions Jerry despite what he and his followers almost caused.

Jerry only attempted to make a [[Apology|half-hearted apology]] to Fantagoria after everything has happened '''two years later''', probably due to external pressure, ironically his biggest fan, Bachatota, was exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria (more about this will be explained below).
===The Mary Grant incident===
[[File:Jerry corbata roja mary grant.png|thumb|left|Jerry and Corbata Roja sharing personal pictures of Mary Grant.]]
[[Last tuesday]], Jerry for some reason decided to make a livestream with one of his cocksuckers named '''[[Retard|Corbata Roja]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Fausto Antonio Pudik Collao Rios'''), a {{age|1989|03|10}}-years-old [[Peru|peruvian]] [[leftard]], where they doxxed and harassed an innocent woman named '''Mary Grant''', exposing her personal information such as her names and pictures of her face with the excuse that "''[[Nope|it was public data]]''".

Later, they tried to justify it saying that Mary Grant was involved with Doomentio, which only was half true as [[Facts|Mary Grant was only involved with Doomentio '''two''' years ago]], then she tried to commit suicide because of the harassment she got from the Doomposting after that.

Since he had no other choice, and even his own followers were questioning him for doing this, [[Humiliation|he was forced by pressure to apologize for doxxing Mary Grant and involving her in something she wanted nothing to do with]].

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===Alliance with DFG===
After his humiliation with the topic of Mary Grant, Jerry, resentful, tried to take revenge on various users who had questioned and exposed him for having doxxed her, particularly, the user '''Guara/Hino'''.

That's how he was contacted by a person named [[DFG]] who also had a fixation with Guara, [[DFG#Current_times|DFG invited Jerry to a "secret" Discord server where he supposedly "collected information about Guara and his group"]]. Jerry also asked DFG personal information about Guara such as his name, age or country [[Doxxing|with unknown intent]]. Jerry, DFG and other people (who had all been exposed before for being [[sick fuck]]s and were resentful) were planning to "[[Fail|expose Guara and his friends]]" on a certain date using the information from this Discord server (most of which was false in itself).

What neither DFG nor Jerry knew was that Guara was already aware of their dumb plan and sent spies on their "secret" server, when the day came, the Discord got leaked, making Jerry ran away from it like a li'l [[bitch]]. Jerry then got publicly exposed for collaborating with DFG (a known [[grooming|groomer]] and [[pedophile]]) and for trying to doxx Guara.

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|center|550px|DFG, Jerry, and their other friends.]]
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This ended up with [[Gay|Jerry privatizing his Twitter account]], [[Hypocrite|even though he criticized and mocked Doomentio for doing the same thing before]].

[[File:Jerrytwitter.png|450px|center|thumb|Fucking coward.]]

==His fanbase==
[[File:Crapulianos.png|thumb|Crapulianos in action, white-knighting for Jerry on a video respectfully criticizing him.]]
[[Idk|For some reason]], he managed to spawn a strong and loyal fanbase that named themselves as "[[Down's Syndrome|Crapulianos]]", a word that derives from "[[Shit|Crapula]]", [https://dle.rae.es/crápula which is synonymous with "depraved" in spanish].

His followers, as you might expect, are [[autism|autistic]] as fuck, most of them developed some sort of personality cult around Jerry, representing him as some kind of "[[Nope|deity]]" or "[[Wtf|superhero]]", they, just like their idol, like to compare him to Doom and say "''how good of a person Jerry is''". They also tend to get very angry when you [[Constructive Criticism|criticize]] Jerry in any way, even if you do it in a respectful way, this will make them accuse you without any evidence of being a "fan of Doomentio". They are Jerry's very own [[white knights]] and his [[personal army]] (something that he takes advantage of).

Most of Jerry's fandom is made up of these four groups: [[Porn]] addicts with [[disgusting]] [[fetishes]], [[furfags]], [[faggots]], and doomposters. In some cases they are part of all groups.

Even though his channel consists of only content about Doomentio that doesn't really contribute to anything, these people tend to donate excessive amounts of money to Jerry during his streams, one guy in particular who apparently gave a large part of "[[Poverty|his salary]]" to Jerry was known as "[[Retard|TokuPower]]", that would be if he didn't steal from his mother's card.

{{Collapsegallery|"Crapuliano" autism|Memes|center|<gallery>
File:Crapulianoscringe1.png|This is sad
File:Crapulianoscringe2.png|[[Cringe]]
File:Docininterrumpido.png|This channel was managed by a 15-year old to obsessively upload clips of Jerry's livestreams
File:Crapulianoautism8.png
File:Doompostincringe.png|
File:Kaiserjack.png|"One day you will be like [[Asshole|your heroes]]" [[Funny|Fun Fact]]: The person who made this tweet was later exposed for sharing [[CP]]
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File:Crapulianoscringr4.png|Just [[why?]]
File:Crapulianoscringe5.png|[[Fat|Average]] fan of Jerry
File:Crapuliano autism6.png|Despite making drawings like this frequently, they still mock Oveja for liking [[yuri]]
File:Crapuliano autism7.png|Ugh
File:DiegoPareja.png|One confirmed crapuliano.
File:Doompostingadmin.png|Another.
File:Doompostingadmin2..png|And another.
</gallery>}}

Most of them are [[13-year-old boy]]s so it's comprehensible for Jerry's fanboys to be this insuferable, however, some of them are [[manchild|manchildren]]. Ironically, while they make fun of Doomentio's followers ([[Hulk|doomtards]]) for being "idiots", Jerry's are probably even worse.
===Doomposting===
[[File:Arianne chan.jpg|thumb|Arianne Chan, the mascot and personification of the Doomposting, it seems this group is full of [[weebs]] who think of themselves as anime girls as well.]]
The Doomposting was a [[troll]] group originally created to mock and make memes about Doomentio and his [[Doomentio#His_friends_(The_Aryan_gang)|friends]]. The first Doomposting group was created on the year [[2017]] after Doom's stupidities attracted so much attention that it was decided to make a group to publish about it there. For a few years, this group would be the main hub for [[meme]]s and [[trolling]] related to Doomentio and others of his friends, with various well-known Doomentio's trolls such as "[[Doomentio#The_Doomposting_attacks:_Oveja_gets_epicly_trolled|Rapunzel]]" being from this group.

However, not all good things last forever, and the Doomposting eventually began to have many members that were practically [[Epic Ween|weens]] and [[Troll Shielding|A-Logs]] whom where even worse persons than Doomentio. Many of these became infamous such as [[Tranny|Erina Paradiso]], [[Pedo|Kaede]], [[Doxxing|Julian]], [[CP|CandyPuppet]] or [[PlutonicClown#SEBDAN_and_the_Ruinaversal_livestream|SEBDAN]], the latter being an important member of this group since he would end up becoming the main [[Admin|administrator]], he allowed the doomposting to become a full-fledged [[harassment]] group filled with [[Drama-generating technique|grotesque imagery, pedophile posts, incitements to suicide, doxxing, death threats, attacks on family members, mockery of the dead, and so on]]. Most of these attacks had nothing to do with Doomentio and were simply done with the intent to harm. Despite everything explained, Jerry approved what the doomposting was like and collaborated with this group, since most of his fans came from there.

The doomposting tried to doxx Ruinaversal, this led to its first downfall and SEBDAN's as well, since then, other "[[Fake|healthy]]" and "[[Bullshit|wholesome]]" doomposting groups have been created where [[censorship]] and [[faggotry]] abound, the same [[unfunny]] Doomentio memes from 5 years ago are constantly reposted, and the groups themselves are practically dead now.

The "[[Crap|modern doompostings]]" are now controlled by Jerry behind the shadows, as the current admins are all his [[fanboys]] and it's practically an unwritten rule to [[Cock Sucking|suck his dick]] or you'll be permanently [[banned]] and accused of being a "defender of Doomentio".

Despite their historial, Jerry and his followers pretend to be "[[Political Correctness|politically correct]]" and always [[Moralfag|appeal to morality]] when Doomentio or one of his related people "''do something bad''".

The doomposting is mostly made up of [[weirdo]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s, [[NEET]]s and [[manchildren]] who are [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doomentio and the doomverse in general and who try to force these things in every conversation they have like it was the most normal thing to talk about a lolcow from the internet on your daily life, they non-ironically think [[Weeabooery|everything is an "anime" and "manga" where "everyone is a character"]]. Most of the doomposters [[Facts|are actually very similar to Doomentio himself in at least one aspect]], but they still try to [[Projection|project]] on him, they also try to justify all the utter harassment they do with lame excuses like saying that "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|Doom deserves it because he's a Nazi]]". This group is also filled with [[SJW]]s and [[trannies]] who are only mad at Doomentio because of his [[Right-wing|political views]].

This group has a strange tendency to see the world as if there were "[[Internet superheroes|good]]" and "[[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|bad]]" people, probably because of their "[[Weaboo|it's all a manga and anime]]" complex, they idolize anyone who is able to ridicule Doomentio even a little (something not very difficult obviously), which has led them to idolize disgusting people who ended up being worse than Doomentio himself like [[Ken L Wright]] or [[PlutonicClown]].

They dedicate their entire life to a a failed morenazi, at the end [[Projection|the doomposters ended up being worse than Doomentio himself]].

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'''A good video summarizing what basically happened to the doomposting.'''

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====Any% Speedruns====
Here we will make a lifespan counter of every Doomposting group since some of them have hilariously short lifespans before being taken down by [[Facebook]]. This list will only count the relevant groups.
{| class="wikitable" href="ACK"
|+
!Rank
!Time
!Admin(s)
!Name
!Cause of death
!Notes
|-
| 1st place award
| 2025-? (Still alive)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: End Casquery
| Soon...
| Inactive and doesn't even reach a thousand members, the Doomposting is practically dead now
|-
| 2nd place award
| 2024-2025 (4 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: The Next Casquery
| Raped to death by Sofi Cox and the Jerryposting
| The doomposters aren't even trying at this point
|-
| 3rd place award
| 2024 (6 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: Ultimate Casquery
| Idk an honestly not much people cared about it
| Died along with the group mentioned below
|-
| 4th place award
| 2024 (11 months)
| ElMatrushka
| Doomposting: New Casquery
| Died during the cancellation of Jerry and Bachatota
| The "Wholesome" Doomposting on its prime
|-
| 5th place award
| 2023-2024 (1 year)
| Kazuo Sato, ElMatrushka, Facaz, Lucas Fez and many others
| Doomposting: The Last Casquery
| Facebook suspended it due to doxxing and harassment concerns
| The first "Wholesome" group
|-
| 6th place award
| 2020-2023 (3 years)
| SEBDAN
| Compra y Venta de Casqueria (1-6)
| Ruinaversal took it down singlehandely
| The most famous group of all, also the most controversial one
|-
| 7th place award
| 2017-2020 (4 years)
| Vittorino, Julian, Erina Paradiso and others
| LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING (original)
| Died during the Doomposting civil war
| There were other doomposting groups before and in-between but these weren't really important
|}
====List of groups====
*<s>Doomposting
*LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING
*Doomposting Deluxe
*Doomposteo Premium
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria II
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria III
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria IV
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria V
*Compra y Venta de Casqueria 6
*Doomposting: The Last Casquery
*Doomposting: New Casquery
*Doomposting: Ultimate Casquery
*Doomposting: The Next Casquery</s>
*Doomposting: End Casquery
^ Look at this waste of time, people creating groups to obsess over a vagabond for almost 10 years lol.
==Friends==
He originally had other youtube cartoon reviewers as his friends and made livestreams together with them that were known as "'''La noche de los reviewers'''" (''The night of the reviewers''), however, when his obsession with Doomentio began, he alienated himself from these people.

These are his current "[[Idk|friends]]":
*'''[[Coward|Ocio]]''' ([[Powerword]]: ''' Miguel de Jesús Tristán Sosa'''): Originally a friend of Doomentio who lived with him (at least until he ditched him for being a complete failure of a person) and another enemy of Jerry, who was harassed and doxxed by the doomposters to the point of [[An Hero|almost committing suicide]] (something Jerry approved of). He is a [[fat]] Mexican guy whose dream was to "[[Loser|be a voice actor]]", until [[Retard|he spoke negatively about his future co-workers]], this made Lalo Garza, a well-known Mexican voice actor, close him the doors to the industry. He suffered from many [[Tard rage|anger issues]] which made him a target of attack from the doomposters, however when he went to [[therapy]] and managed those problems, and at the same time he allowed himself to be trampled by Jerry and started to hang out with him on his streams, the doomposters began to say that he "[[No|redeemed]]".

He drew [[lolicon]] for money despite [[Hypocrisy|having criticized that type of art in the past]].

*'''[[Tough Guy|Ruinaversal]]''': A [[Journalism|journalist]] who is dedicated to producing "[[Fake News|satirical news]]", which consists of badly-edited and [[Clickbait|clickbait]]-filled videos made to deceive [[old people|50-year old people]]. Fell into the doomverse rabbithole after being tricked by a fake new accusing Doomentio of [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|the murder of Debanhi Escobar]] created by Noid D Reiss. Became an [[internet tough guy]] after the doomposters tried to doxx him once, provoking the fall of the doomposting, he now constantly tries to [[Sick Fuck|doxx and harass the people]] who have tried to do the same to him as some form of "[[Serious Business|karma]]", this led him to become involved in some kind of "[[Internet drama|doxxing wars]]" against various sickos like [[Dragon Ball Z|General Whis]] and [[CP|Noxium]], which he won at the end.

Despite having said that he would leave the doomverse due to the toxicity of the people from there, [[Contradiction|he now became obsessed with another Mexican lolcow very similar to Doomentio and with an equally toxic environment]] called [[Espartaco 18]].
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File:Indagaciondelocio.png|Ocio.
File:Ruinaversal.png|Ruinaversal.
</gallery>
===Bachatota===
{{an hero|[[File:Bachatotadead.png|80px|link=]]}} 

[[File:Bachatota.png|thumb|160px|Photo shared by herself (just look at those portraits from behind).]]
'''Bachatota''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Margarita Garcia Gimenez''') <s>is</s> [[Death|was]] Jerry's [[Slave|personal artist]], she was an [[Argentina|argentinian]] <s>[[tranny]]</s> [[artist]] mainly known for making drawings for Jerry, most of them are [[degenerate]] and [[yaoi]]-style drawings where he for some reason is depicted in [[Gay sex|sexual situations]] along other doomverse characters such as Doomentio, Oveja, Kalcifer Vallarta and Ken L Wright.

Despite Jerry's audience being full of minors, nobody bats an eye when Bachatota or other doomposters artists make that kind of content, Jerry even seems to approve it.
[[File:Bachatota cringe.png|thumb|150px|left|Why would you have that in your room?]]

She had a strange obsession with Jerry, treating him like some kind of [[cult]] leader, having an actual plush of Jerry's avatar (probably crafted by her) and constantly making drawings for him without Jerry even paying her.

More recently, she attempted to follow her master's footsteps and uploaded a [[Taking the Internet Seriously|7 hour-long]] video A-Logging another degenerate artist known as '''Loulouvz''' (creator of [[Furfag|Spaicy Project]]), with the intent of converting Loulouvz into "[[Forced meme|another lolcow just like Doomentio]]".

Of course her attempt quickly failed since nobody really wanted to waste their time watching a 7 hour-long video plagiarizing [[Chris-Chan|Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] and she learned the leason about why [[troll shielding]] was bad since, just a few days after the video was released, people started digging into Bachatota's past and discovered many lulzy details about her:
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<gallery>
File:Bachatota scat lolicon.png|This tweet is quite [[Scat|self]]-[[Lolicon|explanatory]].
File:Bachatota incitting to suicide.png|Bachatota harassing people on facebook and inciting them to [[an hero|commit suicide]].
File:Bachatota2.png|
File:Bachatota3.png|
File:Bachatotapedofriend.png|Bachatota having a [[pedo]] friend who white-knighted for her.
File:Bachatota stealing.png|She [[stealing]] from conventions and admitting herself to it.
File:Bachatotastealing2.png|
</gallery>
</center>

After all this [[shitstorm]] happened, Jerry tried to do [[damage control]] defending his "friend" by saying that the person exposing Bachatota was a fan of Doomentio without any proof or evidence, which led to his doomposter followers trying to doxx this user (despite being underage). To this day Jerry still hasn't provided any evidence to support this claim.
[[File:Jerry bachatota.png|650px|center]]

Funnily enough, if Bachatota was on Doom's side, Jerry would probably have dedicated her a lot of livestreams and videos.

====Bachatota gets exposed yet again====
[[File:Bachatotafriend.png|thumb|170px|The most normal [[nazi|friend]] of Bachatota.]]

Recently, people such as {{twitter|Alankgada}} and {{twitter|Archivatumm}} dug deeper into Bachatota's past, discovering various horrible things that she tried to keep hidden while in public she pretended to be a "good person", demonstrating that she learned nothing from her previous exposition.

To make a list of the things that were exposed:
*She has [[neo-nazi]] friends, ironically these are the same people who criticize Doomentio and are followers of Jerry.
*Most of her friends are [[lolicon]] lovers and like to draw this type of content, Bachatota herself included.
*One of her friends even has accusations of [[pedophilia]].
*She [[lying|lied]] in her previous attempt of defense.
*Another one of her friends '''was accused of being a fucking [[rape|rapist]] and causing the suicide of his victim''', Bachatota despite knowing about this she defended him and still continued to be his friend.
*Bacha got exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria, obsessing so much with her to the point of creating multiple [[Sock puppet]]s and groups to continue her harassment, the Doomposting administrators knew about this all along and did nothing to stop this, they even supported Bachatota in her harassment campaign.
*She also ruined a legal document that the victims of Loulouvz's grooming were doing with the intent of legally suing her, [[A-Log|adding many unnecessary and petty things due to her stupid years-long obsession with Loulouvz]] that she would later demostrate in her failed 7 hour-long video.

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Finally, the wretched [[whore]] got doxxed, exposing to the internet her horrid face:

[[File:Bachatotaface.png|thumb|center|250px|[[Ugly|Average]] [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.]]

And yes, if you ask, once again Jerry tried to defend her [[Schizophrenia|by trying to blame Doomentio]] even though he had nothing to do with this situation at all, [[Lol|this got both of them get cancelled]].

Jerry in the end was left with no choice but to "''publicly separate himself from Bachatota''", something that all her other friends also did, [[Forever Alone|leaving her alone and abandoned]]. <s>[[Coward|To this day she has not responded to any of her accusations at all and left her Twitter account inactive]].</s> She ended up becoming [[an hero]] due to the "[[Nothing|harassment]]".
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Jerry's only official response to this was to make a video where he pretended to "cry" and "grief" over Bachatota's death, [[Victim mentality|accusing his detractors of being responsible for it]]. However, at the same time, he couldn't care less about monetizing his video talking about all this. That's right, [[Sick fuck|Jerry couldn't care less about monetizing and profiting from the death of his "friend"]].

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==See Also==
[[File:Jerryalog.png|thumb|Jerry even physically resembles the original A-Log, Anthony LoGatto.]]
*[[Doomentio]] - Of course
*[[Ken L Wright]] - Another disgraced "idol" and "hero" of the Doomposting
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Another A-Log of Doomentio, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsTIKJ9H_Y he also interviewed Jerry once], Jerry despite knowing Plutonic's crimes didn't care but still criticizes Doom for doing the same (although Plutonic is worse than Doomentio to be fair)
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Troll Shielding]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Forced Meme]]
*[[Obsession]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Drama whore]]
*[[Social Justice Warrior]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Lying]]
*[[Hypocrisy]]
*[[Doctor]]
*[[DFG]] - He tried to make an alliance with him despite the fact that DFG is a much worse person than Doomentio
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Jerry has been deemed the modern version of Necrotemante
*[[Espartaco 18]]

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@eljerryenvivo|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Youtube channel, currently dedicated to only uploading clips of his streams.
*{{twitter|ElJerryReviewer}} - Twitter account.
*{{twitch|eljerryenvivo}} - Twitch channel where he tends to do his shitty streams.
*{{fb|mividabajoelpuente|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Abandoned Facebook page.
*{{instagram|jerryreviewer}} - This is where he currently inhabites after escaping from Twitter, publishing his delusions of grandeur, supported by his few remaining die-hard fans.

==External Links==
*{{kf|86296|Doomposting Kiwifarms thread, now mainly focused on Jerry}}
*{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavéz / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}
*<s>{{fb|274464718835492|Doomposting: The Final Casquery}} - "[[No|Wholesome]] Doomposting". This group is filled with fanboys of Jerry, if you try to criticize him even a little you will get [[Ban Fucking Everyone|insta-banned]]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''

[[File:Jerrypandilla.png|950px|center|Der Jerry's Face]]
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Mi Vida Bajo El Puente

2025-09-14T23:14:30Z

Nanachus: /* Any% Speedruns */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:El Jerry Reviewer}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{Lolcow2}}
{{Archenemy|Doomentio}}
{{Spics}}

{{ib|[[File:Mi vida bajo el puente jerry.png|240px]] Despite looking like this, he portrays himself as a [[Unrealistic expectations|red-haired, muscled and white dude]].}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|August 1, 1984 ({{age|1984|8|1}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexican]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread:'''|{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chaves / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}}}
{{ibend}}

'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente''' [[AKA]] '''El Jerry Reviewer''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez''') is a [[Lol|{{age|1984|8|1}}]]-year-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[doctor]] of [[old people]], [[faggot]], [[liar]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocrite]], mythomaniac, [[sjw|social justice warrior]], "[[USI|internet vigilante]]", [[drama whore]], [[attention whore]] and [[A-Log]] of [[Doomentio]]. He is also a [[Youtube]] [[FAIL|cartoon and animation reviewer]], although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "[[internet fame|famous]]" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic [[lolcow]]s that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty [[streaming|streams]].

Just like his english version, [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "'''Jerry'''", as he likes to call himself, is a [[fat]], neckbearded, [[faggot|maggot]], attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "'''Doomentio'''". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|a grudge from 10 years ago]], which left him deeply [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doom ever since.

As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "[[moralfag|superhero]]" who always "defeats the [[No|evil]] Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|real danger to society]]" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "[[Lying|good person]]" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".

However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to gather for himself a loyal legion of [[fanboy]]s known as "'''crapulianos'''", most of these fanboys come from the '''Doomposting''', a group that was originally created to [[troll]] Doomentio and his [[circlejerk]] of friends but ultimately degenerated into a [[Epic Ween|ween]]-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and [[Cock Sucking|suck Jerry's cock]] a lot just for "''[[Troll Shielding|humiliating him]]''", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of [[Ken L Wright|other]] [[PlutonicClown|retards]], anyone who opposes Doomentio is ok for them). Most of his "crapulianos" are very [[autism|autistic]] themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just [[13-year-old boy]]s, but others are [[manchildren]] who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.

=="Professional" career==
Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a [[basement-dweller]] and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a [[doctor]], specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in caring of [[lemon party|old people]]. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "[[Ass Napkin|ass-cleaner]]".

However, his [[poverty|salary]] leaves a lot to be desired:
[[File:Jerrysalary1.png|550px|center|Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $729 dollars per month at worst.]]

Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making [[Streaming|streams]] and [[video]]s talking about random nobodies from the internet, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "[[Loser|successful person]]" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.

He studied on [[Cuba]], which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a [[Gay|leftist]] ideology.

In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:
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Doctorcandelas1.png|[[Sarcasm|A very young]]
Doctorcandelas2.png|[[Irony|and handsome]]
Doctorcandelas3.png|[[No|doctor indeed.]]
</gallery>
</center>
=="Content"==
[[File:Jerry obsessed with doomentio.png|center|780px]]
Originally, he started as another generic [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|cartoon and anime reviewer]], but he was very irrelevant and his content didn't really catch-up.
[[File:Jerrymakingcontent.png|thumb|Jerry making his "content".]]
After his feud with Doomentio began (which will be discussed below), he decided to dedicate his entire channel just to Doomentio and his friends, since he realized that [[Retard|most of people]] only cared about that and not his other attempts at "[[Nobody cares|original content]]".

This led Jerry to become a [[drama whore]] who only made [[video]]s (and later [[streaming|streams]]) discussing any stupid possible thing related to Doomentio, even though this sort of content quickly became [[Forced Meme|very repetitive and boring]], he wouldn't stop, just for the sake of gaining [[Attention Whore|attention, money and views]]. This is the actual reason of why Jerry is mainly known online, only for Doomentio-related drama and called as the "''Doomentio guy''".

His streams are [[boring]] as fuck and very [[awkward]], full of [[unfunny]] jokes, Jerry taking too long to explain something that could be explained in a few seconds, taking too long to read the chat too, and also being filled with notification [[spam]] from donors. Jerry's attitude is very [[annoying]] by itself.

It is quite surprising the fact that his [[autism|fanboys]] like to consume his shitty attempt at "content" and even donate him [[scam|money]] during his boring streams.

After more people started questioning Jerry and labeling him as [[Truth|an obsessed with Doomentio]], he started to say that he would [[Lie|"change his content" and leave the doomverse behind]], but it has been made pretty clear that [[FAIL|any further attempts to upload unrelated videos to Doomentio or the doomverse in general]] for Jerry has failed since he doesn't get as many views or attention as when he talks about him.
==Obsession with Doomentio==
[[File:Jerrymi vida bajo el puente.png|thumb|left|Jerry probably neglected a patient just to make one of his livestreams talking about Doomentio.]]
[[File:Jerrytraumado.png|thumb|The youtube comments in question.]]
Jerry's absurd crusade against Doomentio began approximately on the year [[2015]], after Doomentio [[Arguing on the internet|responded negatively to a comment of his on a video]]. It seems that [[Crybaby|this comment from someone who was 18 at the time was too much for a man who was almost 30 at the time]] and made him [[butthurt]] enough to declare him his "[[Enemies|enemy of the internet]]" for life. Some time later, Doomentio would make a video criticizing different "[[Nobody cares|animation channels in Spanish]]" where he would place Jerry in a very low position.
 
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That's right guys, [[Misinformation|unlike what many people believe]], Jerry and Doomentio's fight didn't start over Team Loco, it began much earlier and [[Facts|over something incredibly stupid like a youtube comment that was responded negatively by Doomentio]].

Speaking of what everyone is probably interested in, it is not so necessary to explain about Team Loco here, [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|you can read about it on Doomentio's article]], although what is interesting is the fact that Jerry for some reason was very [[desperate]] to be proven right about his claim of this project being a [[scam]], so he proceeded to fabricate false information such as "[[Internet settlement|Team Loco receiving a legal complaint]]" when it was pretty clear that was false.

These actions would bring him repeated ridicule and memes [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|during the Team Loco Saga]] from Doomentio and other of the Team Loco supporters, for Jerry and the doomposters this would be [[Immaturity|enough justification to dedicate his entire career to Doomentio years later]], despite the fact that he did not lose his job, his family was not affected, his YouTube channel was not affected, or in general nothing bad really happened to him during the Team Loco Saga.
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File:Jerrylying1.png|Jerry [[lying]] about Team Loco being "penalized by its platform" and publishing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying2.png|[[Rekt|Refuted by the same platform from which he supposedly received the previous message]].
File:Jerrylying3.png|Jerry admitting that he lied but still trying to excuse himself for sharing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying4.png|Posting a document of an [[Lawsuit|alleged complaint against Team Loco]] that never happened.
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Since then Jerry has lent his channel to [[Internet stalking|only talk about Doomentio, his followers, related people, and everything that happens in between]], becoming so obsessive and shameless as to even mess with content creators who have done nothing to him just for having a minimal relationship with Doomentio in the past like '''Derker Bluer''' or '''Zebitas Martines'''.
 
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[[File:Jerrysoyjak.png|thumb|'''OMG GUYS LOOK AT THE DOOM!!!''']]

In a short time it will be '''10 years''' since their first encounter and Jerry will continue to be obsessed with Doomentio, who has already relegated himself to doing almost nothing or having any significant activity on the internet, becoming a [[Unfunny|dry lolcow]].
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==Examples of his lies and hypocrisy==
[[File:Jerry fidel castro.png|thumb|Jerry lamenting the death of a dictator who ruined Cuba and caused the misery of millions.]]
Jerry has a habit of [[Lying|making up]] anecdotes to impress his ([[13-year-old boys|already impressionable]]) audience.

One of his most well-known lies would be when he made-up that he was [[Fidel Castro]]'s "best friend" when he was studying on Cuba.

This even led him to invent that [[Fanfiction|he somehow ended up sleeping drunk in Fidel Castro's garden]], a place that became inaccessible even to the [[CIA]] during the [[Cold War]].
 
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Although a story like this seems implausible enough, to his retarded audience his mere words were proof enough that it was real.

Another one of Jerry's stupidest lies was when he said that [[Lolsuit|he was going to legally sue Doomentio]] for his [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|secret Discord server leaks]], and he even stated that [[Lying|his complaint had already been processed and that the media were going to talk about what happened]], despite that, nothing ever happened about it.

However, his most famous and pathetic lie would be when he invented that he would open his own clinic, shortly after [[Lol Wut|it was discovered that the photo in question actually belonged to a retirement home for the elderly, owned by the Mexican government, where Jerry worked]].

[[File:Jerry making up he has a clinic.png|thumb|center|750px|center|[[Pwned|Jerry's "future" clinic vs Retirement home for the elderly in Zacatecas, property of the Mexican government]].]]

He also stated frequently that he "[[Fat|went to the gym]]", even publishing [[alleged]] photographs of himself where it could be seen a person with a quite marked body. However, when he was [[Doxxing|doxxed]], his true appearance was revealed and it was noted that he did not look anything like the person in the photos, which has led many to think that [[Pathetic|he probably stole someone else's photos and passed it off as his own]] just to get some praise from his autistic followers.
[[File:Jerry fake photo.png|thumb|center|How he said he looked like.]]
[[File:Jerry true photo.png|thumb|center|How he really looks like...]]
===His avatar===
[[File:Jerry thinks himself of a chad.png|thumb|170px|left|Jerry portraying himself as a "[[No|chad]]".]]
[[File:Jerry chad.png|thumb|170px|[[Doing It Wrong]].]]
He created an avatar for himself consisting of a [[Unrealistic expectations|muscular, white-skinned, red-haired man wearing sunglasses and a suit]]. On his streams he uses a [[Vtubers|Vtuber]] model of this avatar.

Of course, this is just one example of Jerry's [[hypocrisy]] and personal insecurities.

He created an idealized version of himself, which obviously represents how he wants to look [[IRL]] (he actually looks like a [[Beaner|brown]] [[chud]]) but mocks and calls out Doomentio and his friends when they do the same type of [[bullshit]].
[[File:Jerryavatar.png|450px|center|Funnily enough, this was made by Bachatota, one of Jerry's cocksuckers.]]
===Collaboration with Noid D Reiss===
[[NekoArc|Noid D Reiss]] was one of Doomentio's probably biggest [[trolls]] turned A-Logs, he, along with [[Cock sucker|his group of friends]], [[Illuminati|orchestrated behind the shadows many events that happened within the doomverse]] in the year [[2022]], such as: [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|The "secret Discord server" controversy]], [[Doomentio#Social_Media|the banning of Doom's Patreon]], [[Doomentio#Ruinaversal_Saga|the false news about Debahni Escobar that attracted Ruinaversal]], and most importantly, [[Doomentio#Kalcifer_Vallarta_(Chad)|Kalcifer Vallarta's doxxing]].

Noid was ([[allegedly]]) the person who leaked the secret Discord server to Jerry so that [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|he could expose it on livestream, causing one of Doomentio's greatest humiliations in his history]]. According to Noid, [[USI|this is why "Jerry is famous" and Jerry "owes his fame to him"]]. Later, [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|Noid had no better idea than to doxx Jerry since he felt he didn't "give him enough credit" for exposing the server]].

He and his strange friends also [[Doomentio#Current_times|planned and executed the doxxing of Kalcifer Vallarta]], [[Photoshopping|fabricating captures to accuse Doomentio of provoking this]], when in reality they were the ones who did all this and [[Sick fucks|planned the brutal harassment of Kalcifer's relatives by the doomposting exactly on his birthday and just one day after the death of his grandfather]].

Like many of the other doomposters, Noid quickly become obsessed with Doomentio and turned into a crazy [[stalker]] who had no problem with [[Trying Too Hard|lying, harassing and defaming many people]], most of them innocent, such as [[Kids on the internet|a minor who was falsely accused by him of being a pedophile just to defend the doomposting and to further tarnish Doomentio's reputation]].

Obviously Noid's reprehensible acts led to him being exposed along with his group of collaborators:
 
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And what did Jerry do after all this? He simply feigned [[amnesia]], despite having collaborated a lot with Noid, [[Facepalm|he acts as if he had never existed]] and despite knowing that Doomentio never doxxed Kalcifer, [[Defamation|he keeps saying that it indeed happened]].

===Fantagoria===
At the beginning of [[2023]], a [[Chile|chilean]] woman with [[Depression|mental]] [[Bipolar Disorder|problems]] named '''Fantagoria''', said she wanted to interview Doomentio to learn more about online harassment for a work she was doing at her university, she also said that she was open to know "[[Victim card|his side of the history]]".

After being quickly questioned for this and other things she said (mainly by the doomposters), Fantagoria had no better idea than [[Stupidity|to accuse Jerry of possessing CP]], since Jerry himself declared that he had in his possession the alleged images of Doomentio's Discord server where illegal material was shared.

Of course, [[Yes|Fantagoria did a tremendously stupid thing]], and even though she quickly retracted, that didn't stop the doomposters and especially Jerry from taking it as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|declaration of war]]." After this a [[harassment]] campaign on the doomposting against Fantagoria began, which also included doxxing and even [[death threats]].

Jerry himself mocked Fantagoria in several of his livestreams, and when '''an audio of Fantagoria crying in despair over what was happening to her''' got leaked, [[Psychopath|he played it on live for everyone to see and to humiliate her]].
 
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Fantagoria tried to [[Suicide|make an attempt on her life]], which caused her to end up in the hospital for one week. For some reason no one questions Jerry despite what he and his followers almost caused.

Jerry only attempted to make a [[Apology|half-hearted apology]] to Fantagoria after everything has happened '''two years later''', probably due to external pressure, ironically his biggest fan, Bachatota, was exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria (more about this will be explained below).
===The Mary Grant incident===
[[File:Jerry corbata roja mary grant.png|thumb|left|Jerry and Corbata Roja sharing personal pictures of Mary Grant.]]
[[Last tuesday]], Jerry for some reason decided to make a livestream with one of his cocksuckers named '''[[Retard|Corbata Roja]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Fausto Antonio Pudik Collao Rios'''), a {{age|1989|03|10}}-years-old [[Peru|peruvian]] [[leftard]], where they doxxed and harassed an innocent woman named '''Mary Grant''', exposing her personal information such as her names and pictures of her face with the excuse that "''[[Nope|it was public data]]''".

Later, they tried to justify it saying that Mary Grant was involved with Doomentio, which only was half true as [[Facts|Mary Grant was only involved with Doomentio '''two''' years ago]], then she tried to commit suicide because of the harassment she got from the Doomposting after that.

Since he had no other choice, and even his own followers were questioning him for doing this, [[Humiliation|he was forced by pressure to apologize for doxxing Mary Grant and involving her in something she wanted nothing to do with]].

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===Alliance with DFG===
After his humiliation with the topic of Mary Grant, Jerry, resentful, tried to take revenge on various users who had questioned and exposed him for having doxxed her, particularly, the user '''Guara/Hino'''.

That's how he was contacted by a person named [[DFG]] who also had a fixation with Guara, [[DFG#Current_times|DFG invited Jerry to a "secret" Discord server where he supposedly "collected information about Guara and his group"]]. Jerry also asked DFG personal information about Guara such as his name, age or country [[Doxxing|with unknown intent]]. Jerry, DFG and other people (who had all been exposed before for being [[sick fuck]]s and were resentful) were planning to "[[Fail|expose Guara and his friends]]" on a certain date using the information from this Discord server (most of which was false in itself).

What neither DFG nor Jerry knew was that Guara was already aware of their dumb plan and sent spies on their "secret" server, when the day came, the Discord got leaked, making Jerry ran away from it like a li'l [[bitch]]. Jerry then got publicly exposed for collaborating with DFG (a known [[grooming|groomer]] and [[pedophile]]) and for trying to doxx Guara.

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|center|550px|DFG, Jerry, and their other friends.]]
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This ended up with [[Gay|Jerry privatizing his Twitter account]], [[Hypocrite|even though he criticized and mocked Doomentio for doing the same thing before]].

[[File:Jerrytwitter.png|450px|center|thumb|Fucking coward.]]

==His fanbase==
[[File:Crapulianos.png|thumb|Crapulianos in action, white-knighting for Jerry on a video respectfully criticizing him.]]
[[Idk|For some reason]], he managed to spawn a strong and loyal fanbase that named themselves as "[[Down's Syndrome|Crapulianos]]", a word that derives from "[[Shit|Crapula]]", [https://dle.rae.es/crápula which is synonymous with "depraved" in spanish].

His followers, as you might expect, are [[autism|autistic]] as fuck, most of them developed some sort of personality cult around Jerry, representing him as some kind of "[[Nope|deity]]" or "[[Wtf|superhero]]", they, just like their idol, like to compare him to Doom and say "''how good of a person Jerry is''". They also tend to get very angry when you [[Constructive Criticism|criticize]] Jerry in any way, even if you do it in a respectful way, this will make them accuse you without any evidence of being a "fan of Doomentio". They are Jerry's very own [[white knights]] and his [[personal army]] (something that he takes advantage of).

Most of Jerry's fandom is made up of these four groups: [[Porn]] addicts with [[disgusting]] [[fetishes]], [[furfags]], [[faggots]], and doomposters. In some cases they are part of all groups.

Even though his channel consists of only content about Doomentio that doesn't really contribute to anything, these people tend to donate excessive amounts of money to Jerry during his streams, one guy in particular who apparently gave a large part of "[[Poverty|his salary]]" to Jerry was known as "[[Retard|TokuPower]]", that would be if he didn't steal from his mother's card.

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File:Crapulianoscringe1.png|This is sad
File:Crapulianoscringe2.png|[[Cringe]]
File:Docininterrumpido.png|This channel was managed by a 15-year old to obsessively upload clips of Jerry's livestreams
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File:Kaiserjack.png|"One day you will be like [[Asshole|your heroes]]" [[Funny|Fun Fact]]: The person who made this tweet was later exposed for sharing [[CP]]
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File:Crapulianoscringr4.png|Just [[why?]]
File:Crapulianoscringe5.png|[[Fat|Average]] fan of Jerry
File:Crapuliano autism6.png|Despite making drawings like this frequently, they still mock Oveja for liking [[yuri]]
File:Crapuliano autism7.png|Ugh
File:DiegoPareja.png|One confirmed crapuliano.
File:Doompostingadmin.png|Another.
File:Doompostingadmin2..png|And another.
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Most of them are [[13-year-old boy]]s so it's comprehensible for Jerry's fanboys to be this insuferable, however, some of them are [[manchild|manchildren]]. Ironically, while they make fun of Doomentio's followers ([[Hulk|doomtards]]) for being "idiots", Jerry's are probably even worse.
===Doomposting===
[[File:Arianne chan.jpg|thumb|Arianne Chan, the mascot and personification of the Doomposting, it seems this group is full of [[weebs]] who think of themselves as anime girls as well.]]
The Doomposting was a [[troll]] group originally created to mock and make memes about Doomentio and his [[Doomentio#His_friends_(The_Aryan_gang)|friends]]. The first Doomposting group was created on the year [[2017]] after Doom's stupidities attracted so much attention that it was decided to make a group to publish about it there. For a few years, this group would be the main hub for [[meme]]s and [[trolling]] related to Doomentio and others of his friends, with various well-known Doomentio's trolls such as "[[Doomentio#The_Doomposting_attacks:_Oveja_gets_epicly_trolled|Rapunzel]]" being from this group.

However, not all good things last forever, and the Doomposting eventually began to have many members that were practically [[Epic Ween|weens]] and [[Troll Shielding|A-Logs]] whom where even worse persons than Doomentio. Many of these became infamous such as [[Tranny|Erina Paradiso]], [[Pedo|Kaede]], [[Doxxing|Julian]], [[CP|CandyPuppet]] or [[PlutonicClown#SEBDAN_and_the_Ruinaversal_livestream|SEBDAN]], the latter being an important member of this group since he would end up becoming the main [[Admin|administrator]], he allowed the doomposting to become a full-fledged [[harassment]] group filled with [[Drama-generating technique|grotesque imagery, pedophile posts, incitements to suicide, doxxing, death threats, attacks on family members, mockery of the dead, and so on]]. Most of these attacks had nothing to do with Doomentio and were simply done with the intent to harm. Despite everything explained, Jerry approved what the doomposting was like and collaborated with this group, since most of his fans came from there.

The doomposting tried to doxx Ruinaversal, this led to its first downfall and SEBDAN's as well, since then, other "[[Fake|healthy]]" and "[[Bullshit|wholesome]]" doomposting groups have been created where [[censorship]] and [[faggotry]] abound, the same [[unfunny]] Doomentio memes from 5 years ago are constantly reposted, and the groups themselves are practically dead now.

The "[[Crap|modern doompostings]]" are now controlled by Jerry behind the shadows, as the current admins are all his [[fanboys]] and it's practically an unwritten rule to [[Cock Sucking|suck his dick]] or you'll be permanently [[banned]] and accused of being a "defender of Doomentio".

Despite their historial, Jerry and his followers pretend to be "[[Political Correctness|politically correct]]" and always [[Moralfag|appeal to morality]] when Doomentio or one of his related people "''do something bad''".

The doomposting is mostly made up of [[weirdo]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s, [[NEET]]s and [[manchildren]] who are [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doomentio and the doomverse in general and who try to force these things in every conversation they have like it was the most normal thing to talk about a lolcow from the internet on your daily life, they non-ironically think [[Weeabooery|everything is an "anime" and "manga" where "everyone is a character"]]. Most of the doomposters [[Facts|are actually very similar to Doomentio himself in at least one aspect]], but they still try to [[Projection|project]] on him, they also try to justify all the utter harassment they do with lame excuses like saying that "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|Doom deserves it because he's a Nazi]]". This group is also filled with [[SJW]]s and [[trannies]] who are only mad at Doomentio because of his [[Right-wing|political views]].

This group has a strange tendency to see the world as if there were "[[Internet superheroes|good]]" and "[[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|bad]]" people, probably because of their "[[Weaboo|it's all a manga and anime]]" complex, they idolize anyone who is able to ridicule Doomentio even a little (something not very difficult obviously), which has led them to idolize disgusting people who ended up being worse than Doomentio himself like [[Ken L Wright]] or [[PlutonicClown]].

They dedicate their entire life to a a failed morenazi, at the end [[Projection|the doomposters ended up being worse than Doomentio himself]].

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'''A good video summarizing what basically happened to the doomposting.'''

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====Any% Speedruns====
Here we will make a lifespan counter of every Doomposting group since some of them have hilariously short lifespans before being taken down by [[Facebook]].
{| class="wikitable" href="ACK"
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!Rank
!Time
!Admin(s)
!Name
!Cause of death
!Notes
|-
| 1st place award
| 2025-? (Still alive)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: End Casquery
| Soon...
| Inactive and doesn't even reach a thousand members, the Doomposting is practically dead now
|-
| 2nd place award
| 2024-2025 (4 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: The Next Casquery
| Raped to death by Sofi Cox and the Jerryposting
| The doomposters aren't even trying at this point
|-
| 3rd place award
| 2024 (6 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: Ultimate Casquery
| Idk an honestly not much people cared about it
| Died along with the group mentioned below
|-
| 4th place award
| 2024 (11 months)
| ElMatrushka
| Doomposting: New Casquery
| Died during the cancellation of Jerry and Bachatota
| The "Wholesome" Doomposting on its prime
|-
| 5th place award
| 2023-2024 (1 year)
| Kazuo Sato, ElMatrushka, Facaz, Lucas Fez and many others
| Doomposting: The Last Casquery
| Facebook suspended it due to doxxing and harassment concerns
| The first "Wholesome" group
|-
| 6th place award
| 2020-2023 (3 years)
| SEBDAN
| Compra y Venta de Casqueria
| Ruinaversal took it down singlehandely
| The most famous group of all, also the most controversial one
|-
| 7th place award
| 2017-2020 (4 years)
| Vittorino, Julian, Erina Paradiso and others
| LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING (original)
| Died during the Doomposting civil war
| There were other doomposting groups before and in-between but these weren't really important
|}

==Friends==
He originally had other youtube cartoon reviewers as his friends and made livestreams together with them that were known as "'''La noche de los reviewers'''" (''The night of the reviewers''), however, when his obsession with Doomentio began, he alienated himself from these people.

These are his current "[[Idk|friends]]":
*'''[[Coward|Ocio]]''' ([[Powerword]]: ''' Miguel de Jesús Tristán Sosa'''): Originally a friend of Doomentio who lived with him (at least until he ditched him for being a complete failure of a person) and another enemy of Jerry, who was harassed and doxxed by the doomposters to the point of [[An Hero|almost committing suicide]] (something Jerry approved of). He is a [[fat]] Mexican guy whose dream was to "[[Loser|be a voice actor]]", until [[Retard|he spoke negatively about his future co-workers]], this made Lalo Garza, a well-known Mexican voice actor, close him the doors to the industry. He suffered from many [[Tard rage|anger issues]] which made him a target of attack from the doomposters, however when he went to [[therapy]] and managed those problems, and at the same time he allowed himself to be trampled by Jerry and started to hang out with him on his streams, the doomposters began to say that he "[[No|redeemed]]".

He drew [[lolicon]] for money despite [[Hypocrisy|having criticized that type of art in the past]].

*'''[[Tough Guy|Ruinaversal]]''': A [[Journalism|journalist]] who is dedicated to producing "[[Fake News|satirical news]]", which consists of badly-edited and [[Clickbait|clickbait]]-filled videos made to deceive [[old people|50-year old people]]. Fell into the doomverse rabbithole after being tricked by a fake new accusing Doomentio of [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|the murder of Debanhi Escobar]] created by Noid D Reiss. Became an [[internet tough guy]] after the doomposters tried to doxx him once, provoking the fall of the doomposting, he now constantly tries to [[Sick Fuck|doxx and harass the people]] who have tried to do the same to him as some form of "[[Serious Business|karma]]", this led him to become involved in some kind of "[[Internet drama|doxxing wars]]" against various sickos like [[Dragon Ball Z|General Whis]] and [[CP|Noxium]], which he won at the end.

Despite having said that he would leave the doomverse due to the toxicity of the people from there, [[Contradiction|he now became obsessed with another Mexican lolcow very similar to Doomentio and with an equally toxic environment]] called [[Espartaco 18]].
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File:Indagaciondelocio.png|Ocio.
File:Ruinaversal.png|Ruinaversal.
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===Bachatota===
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[[File:Bachatota.png|thumb|160px|Photo shared by herself (just look at those portraits from behind).]]
'''Bachatota''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Margarita Garcia Gimenez''') <s>is</s> [[Death|was]] Jerry's [[Slave|personal artist]], she was an [[Argentina|argentinian]] <s>[[tranny]]</s> [[artist]] mainly known for making drawings for Jerry, most of them are [[degenerate]] and [[yaoi]]-style drawings where he for some reason is depicted in [[Gay sex|sexual situations]] along other doomverse characters such as Doomentio, Oveja, Kalcifer Vallarta and Ken L Wright.

Despite Jerry's audience being full of minors, nobody bats an eye when Bachatota or other doomposters artists make that kind of content, Jerry even seems to approve it.
[[File:Bachatota cringe.png|thumb|150px|left|Why would you have that in your room?]]

She had a strange obsession with Jerry, treating him like some kind of [[cult]] leader, having an actual plush of Jerry's avatar (probably crafted by her) and constantly making drawings for him without Jerry even paying her.

More recently, she attempted to follow her master's footsteps and uploaded a [[Taking the Internet Seriously|7 hour-long]] video A-Logging another degenerate artist known as '''Loulouvz''' (creator of [[Furfag|Spaicy Project]]), with the intent of converting Loulouvz into "[[Forced meme|another lolcow just like Doomentio]]".

Of course her attempt quickly failed since nobody really wanted to waste their time watching a 7 hour-long video plagiarizing [[Chris-Chan|Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] and she learned the leason about why [[troll shielding]] was bad since, just a few days after the video was released, people started digging into Bachatota's past and discovered many lulzy details about her:
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File:Bachatota scat lolicon.png|This tweet is quite [[Scat|self]]-[[Lolicon|explanatory]].
File:Bachatota incitting to suicide.png|Bachatota harassing people on facebook and inciting them to [[an hero|commit suicide]].
File:Bachatota2.png|
File:Bachatota3.png|
File:Bachatotapedofriend.png|Bachatota having a [[pedo]] friend who white-knighted for her.
File:Bachatota stealing.png|She [[stealing]] from conventions and admitting herself to it.
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After all this [[shitstorm]] happened, Jerry tried to do [[damage control]] defending his "friend" by saying that the person exposing Bachatota was a fan of Doomentio without any proof or evidence, which led to his doomposter followers trying to doxx this user (despite being underage). To this day Jerry still hasn't provided any evidence to support this claim.
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Funnily enough, if Bachatota was on Doom's side, Jerry would probably have dedicated her a lot of livestreams and videos.

====Bachatota gets exposed yet again====
[[File:Bachatotafriend.png|thumb|170px|The most normal [[nazi|friend]] of Bachatota.]]

Recently, people such as {{twitter|Alankgada}} and {{twitter|Archivatumm}} dug deeper into Bachatota's past, discovering various horrible things that she tried to keep hidden while in public she pretended to be a "good person", demonstrating that she learned nothing from her previous exposition.

To make a list of the things that were exposed:
*She has [[neo-nazi]] friends, ironically these are the same people who criticize Doomentio and are followers of Jerry.
*Most of her friends are [[lolicon]] lovers and like to draw this type of content, Bachatota herself included.
*One of her friends even has accusations of [[pedophilia]].
*She [[lying|lied]] in her previous attempt of defense.
*Another one of her friends '''was accused of being a fucking [[rape|rapist]] and causing the suicide of his victim''', Bachatota despite knowing about this she defended him and still continued to be his friend.
*Bacha got exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria, obsessing so much with her to the point of creating multiple [[Sock puppet]]s and groups to continue her harassment, the Doomposting administrators knew about this all along and did nothing to stop this, they even supported Bachatota in her harassment campaign.
*She also ruined a legal document that the victims of Loulouvz's grooming were doing with the intent of legally suing her, [[A-Log|adding many unnecessary and petty things due to her stupid years-long obsession with Loulouvz]] that she would later demostrate in her failed 7 hour-long video.

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Finally, the wretched [[whore]] got doxxed, exposing to the internet her horrid face:

[[File:Bachatotaface.png|thumb|center|250px|[[Ugly|Average]] [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.]]

And yes, if you ask, once again Jerry tried to defend her [[Schizophrenia|by trying to blame Doomentio]] even though he had nothing to do with this situation at all, [[Lol|this got both of them get cancelled]].

Jerry in the end was left with no choice but to "''publicly separate himself from Bachatota''", something that all her other friends also did, [[Forever Alone|leaving her alone and abandoned]]. <s>[[Coward|To this day she has not responded to any of her accusations at all and left her Twitter account inactive]].</s> She ended up becoming [[an hero]] due to the "[[Nothing|harassment]]".
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Jerry's only official response to this was to make a video where he pretended to "cry" and "grief" over Bachatota's death, [[Victim mentality|accusing his detractors of being responsible for it]]. However, at the same time, he couldn't care less about monetizing his video talking about all this. That's right, [[Sick fuck|Jerry couldn't care less about monetizing and profiting from the death of his "friend"]].

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==See Also==
[[File:Jerryalog.png|thumb|Jerry even physically resembles the original A-Log, Anthony LoGatto.]]
*[[Doomentio]] - Of course
*[[Ken L Wright]] - Another disgraced "idol" and "hero" of the Doomposting
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Another A-Log of Doomentio, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsTIKJ9H_Y he also interviewed Jerry once], Jerry despite knowing Plutonic's crimes didn't care but still criticizes Doom for doing the same (although Plutonic is worse than Doomentio to be fair)
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Troll Shielding]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Forced Meme]]
*[[Obsession]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Drama whore]]
*[[Social Justice Warrior]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Lying]]
*[[Hypocrisy]]
*[[Doctor]]
*[[DFG]] - He tried to make an alliance with him despite the fact that DFG is a much worse person than Doomentio
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Jerry has been deemed the modern version of Necrotemante
*[[Espartaco 18]]

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@eljerryenvivo|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Youtube channel, currently dedicated to only uploading clips of his streams.
*{{twitter|ElJerryReviewer}} - Twitter account.
*{{twitch|eljerryenvivo}} - Twitch channel where he tends to do his shitty streams.
*{{fb|mividabajoelpuente|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Abandoned Facebook page.
*{{instagram|jerryreviewer}} - This is where he currently inhabites after escaping from Twitter, publishing his delusions of grandeur, supported by his few remaining die-hard fans.

==External Links==
*{{kf|86296|Doomposting Kiwifarms thread, now mainly focused on Jerry}}
*{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavéz / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}
*<s>{{fb|274464718835492|Doomposting: The Final Casquery}} - "[[No|Wholesome]] Doomposting". This group is filled with fanboys of Jerry, if you try to criticize him even a little you will get [[Ban Fucking Everyone|insta-banned]]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''

[[File:Jerrypandilla.png|950px|center|Der Jerry's Face]]
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Mi Vida Bajo El Puente

2025-09-14T23:13:00Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:El Jerry Reviewer}}
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{{Archenemy|Doomentio}}
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{{ib|[[File:Mi vida bajo el puente jerry.png|240px]] Despite looking like this, he portrays himself as a [[Unrealistic expectations|red-haired, muscled and white dude]].}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|August 1, 1984 ({{age|1984|8|1}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexican]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread:'''|{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chaves / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}}}
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'''Mi Vida Bajo El Puente''' [[AKA]] '''El Jerry Reviewer''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Luis Gerardo Candelas Chávez''') is a [[Lol|{{age|1984|8|1}}]]-year-old [[spic|mexican]] [[leftard]], [[doctor]] of [[old people]], [[faggot]], [[liar]], [[Hypocrisy|hypocrite]], mythomaniac, [[sjw|social justice warrior]], "[[USI|internet vigilante]]", [[drama whore]], [[attention whore]] and [[A-Log]] of [[Doomentio]]. He is also a [[Youtube]] [[FAIL|cartoon and animation reviewer]], although nobody knows him for that sort of content. He is only "[[internet fame|famous]]" for being a complete drama whore and for constantly talking about Doomentio and other more irrelevant hispanic [[lolcow]]s that nobody has ever heard of on his shitty [[streaming|streams]].

Just like his english version, [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavez "'''Jerry'''", as he likes to call himself, is a [[fat]], neckbearded, [[faggot|maggot]], attempting to grow even fatter by feasting on the scraps of the bloated, rotting corpse of infamous hispanic Internet lolcow, Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado "'''Doomentio'''". The main reason for this is the fact that Jerry can't get over [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|a grudge from 10 years ago]], which left him deeply [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doom ever since.

As with many A-Logs, Jerry is a prime example of why doing this sort of activity is pathetic and also dangerous, he thinks of himself as some sort of "[[moralfag|superhero]]" who always "defeats the [[No|evil]] Doomentio". He likes to overexaggerate Doom's lulzy facts, portraying him as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|real danger to society]]" instead of the pathetic failure of a person he is. He also, like many other A-Logs, constantly compares himself to someone as dysfunctional as Doomentio, and claims that he's not as incompetent him and that he is a "[[Lying|good person]]" while Doomentio is "the worst person on earth".

However, unlike others A-Logs who are rightfully mocked of and called out for being like this, Jerry managed to gather for himself a loyal legion of [[fanboy]]s known as "'''crapulianos'''", most of these fanboys come from the '''Doomposting''', a group that was originally created to [[troll]] Doomentio and his [[circlejerk]] of friends but ultimately degenerated into a [[Epic Ween|ween]]-filled group that also tend to A-Log Doom and [[Cock Sucking|suck Jerry's cock]] a lot just for "''[[Troll Shielding|humiliating him]]''", as if that was too much difficult (they also tend to suck the cock of [[Ken L Wright|other]] [[PlutonicClown|retards]], anyone who opposes Doomentio is ok for them). Most of his "crapulianos" are very [[autism|autistic]] themselves and this could be explained as some of them are just [[13-year-old boy]]s, but others are [[manchildren]] who have nothing better to do than to follow a failed doctor's footsteps.

=="Professional" career==
Probably the only positive things about Jerry is that he is not a [[basement-dweller]] and that he has a real profession, he is known for being a [[doctor]], specifically a geriatrician, who specialize in caring of [[lemon party|old people]]. This had led him to have nicknames such as the "[[Ass Napkin|ass-cleaner]]".

However, his [[poverty|salary]] leaves a lot to be desired:
[[File:Jerrysalary1.png|550px|center|Despite being a doctor, he has a mediocre salary consisting of $729 dollars per month at worst.]]

Despite having a plain profession as a doctor, he spends most of his time making [[Streaming|streams]] and [[video]]s talking about random nobodies from the internet, which has led many people to question if he truly practices it or if he's just using his title to A-Log Doom even more, by claiming to be a "[[Loser|successful person]]" and compare himself to Doom who has no superior studies.

He studied on [[Cuba]], which is probably one of the reasons why he and his followers have a [[Gay|leftist]] ideology.

In these pictures we can see Doctor Candelas in all his glory:
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Doctorcandelas1.png|[[Sarcasm|A very young]]
Doctorcandelas2.png|[[Irony|and handsome]]
Doctorcandelas3.png|[[No|doctor indeed.]]
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=="Content"==
[[File:Jerry obsessed with doomentio.png|center|780px]]
Originally, he started as another generic [[TheMysteriousMrEnter|cartoon and anime reviewer]], but he was very irrelevant and his content didn't really catch-up.
[[File:Jerrymakingcontent.png|thumb|Jerry making his "content".]]
After his feud with Doomentio began (which will be discussed below), he decided to dedicate his entire channel just to Doomentio and his friends, since he realized that [[Retard|most of people]] only cared about that and not his other attempts at "[[Nobody cares|original content]]".

This led Jerry to become a [[drama whore]] who only made [[video]]s (and later [[streaming|streams]]) discussing any stupid possible thing related to Doomentio, even though this sort of content quickly became [[Forced Meme|very repetitive and boring]], he wouldn't stop, just for the sake of gaining [[Attention Whore|attention, money and views]]. This is the actual reason of why Jerry is mainly known online, only for Doomentio-related drama and called as the "''Doomentio guy''".

His streams are [[boring]] as fuck and very [[awkward]], full of [[unfunny]] jokes, Jerry taking too long to explain something that could be explained in a few seconds, taking too long to read the chat too, and also being filled with notification [[spam]] from donors. Jerry's attitude is very [[annoying]] by itself.

It is quite surprising the fact that his [[autism|fanboys]] like to consume his shitty attempt at "content" and even donate him [[scam|money]] during his boring streams.

After more people started questioning Jerry and labeling him as [[Truth|an obsessed with Doomentio]], he started to say that he would [[Lie|"change his content" and leave the doomverse behind]], but it has been made pretty clear that [[FAIL|any further attempts to upload unrelated videos to Doomentio or the doomverse in general]] for Jerry has failed since he doesn't get as many views or attention as when he talks about him.
==Obsession with Doomentio==
[[File:Jerrymi vida bajo el puente.png|thumb|left|Jerry probably neglected a patient just to make one of his livestreams talking about Doomentio.]]
[[File:Jerrytraumado.png|thumb|The youtube comments in question.]]
Jerry's absurd crusade against Doomentio began approximately on the year [[2015]], after Doomentio [[Arguing on the internet|responded negatively to a comment of his on a video]]. It seems that [[Crybaby|this comment from someone who was 18 at the time was too much for a man who was almost 30 at the time]] and made him [[butthurt]] enough to declare him his "[[Enemies|enemy of the internet]]" for life. Some time later, Doomentio would make a video criticizing different "[[Nobody cares|animation channels in Spanish]]" where he would place Jerry in a very low position.
 
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That's right guys, [[Misinformation|unlike what many people believe]], Jerry and Doomentio's fight didn't start over Team Loco, it began much earlier and [[Facts|over something incredibly stupid like a youtube comment that was responded negatively by Doomentio]].

Speaking of what everyone is probably interested in, it is not so necessary to explain about Team Loco here, [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|you can read about it on Doomentio's article]], although what is interesting is the fact that Jerry for some reason was very [[desperate]] to be proven right about his claim of this project being a [[scam]], so he proceeded to fabricate false information such as "[[Internet settlement|Team Loco receiving a legal complaint]]" when it was pretty clear that was false.

These actions would bring him repeated ridicule and memes [[Doomentio#The_Team_Loco_Saga|during the Team Loco Saga]] from Doomentio and other of the Team Loco supporters, for Jerry and the doomposters this would be [[Immaturity|enough justification to dedicate his entire career to Doomentio years later]], despite the fact that he did not lose his job, his family was not affected, his YouTube channel was not affected, or in general nothing bad really happened to him during the Team Loco Saga.
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File:Jerrylying1.png|Jerry [[lying]] about Team Loco being "penalized by its platform" and publishing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying2.png|[[Rekt|Refuted by the same platform from which he supposedly received the previous message]].
File:Jerrylying3.png|Jerry admitting that he lied but still trying to excuse himself for sharing a fake screenshot.
File:Jerrylying4.png|Posting a document of an [[Lawsuit|alleged complaint against Team Loco]] that never happened.
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Since then Jerry has lent his channel to [[Internet stalking|only talk about Doomentio, his followers, related people, and everything that happens in between]], becoming so obsessive and shameless as to even mess with content creators who have done nothing to him just for having a minimal relationship with Doomentio in the past like '''Derker Bluer''' or '''Zebitas Martines'''.
 
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[[File:Jerrysoyjak.png|thumb|'''OMG GUYS LOOK AT THE DOOM!!!''']]

In a short time it will be '''10 years''' since their first encounter and Jerry will continue to be obsessed with Doomentio, who has already relegated himself to doing almost nothing or having any significant activity on the internet, becoming a [[Unfunny|dry lolcow]].
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==Examples of his lies and hypocrisy==
[[File:Jerry fidel castro.png|thumb|Jerry lamenting the death of a dictator who ruined Cuba and caused the misery of millions.]]
Jerry has a habit of [[Lying|making up]] anecdotes to impress his ([[13-year-old boys|already impressionable]]) audience.

One of his most well-known lies would be when he made-up that he was [[Fidel Castro]]'s "best friend" when he was studying on Cuba.

This even led him to invent that [[Fanfiction|he somehow ended up sleeping drunk in Fidel Castro's garden]], a place that became inaccessible even to the [[CIA]] during the [[Cold War]].
 
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Although a story like this seems implausible enough, to his retarded audience his mere words were proof enough that it was real.

Another one of Jerry's stupidest lies was when he said that [[Lolsuit|he was going to legally sue Doomentio]] for his [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|secret Discord server leaks]], and he even stated that [[Lying|his complaint had already been processed and that the media were going to talk about what happened]], despite that, nothing ever happened about it.

However, his most famous and pathetic lie would be when he invented that he would open his own clinic, shortly after [[Lol Wut|it was discovered that the photo in question actually belonged to a retirement home for the elderly, owned by the Mexican government, where Jerry worked]].

[[File:Jerry making up he has a clinic.png|thumb|center|750px|center|[[Pwned|Jerry's "future" clinic vs Retirement home for the elderly in Zacatecas, property of the Mexican government]].]]

He also stated frequently that he "[[Fat|went to the gym]]", even publishing [[alleged]] photographs of himself where it could be seen a person with a quite marked body. However, when he was [[Doxxing|doxxed]], his true appearance was revealed and it was noted that he did not look anything like the person in the photos, which has led many to think that [[Pathetic|he probably stole someone else's photos and passed it off as his own]] just to get some praise from his autistic followers.
[[File:Jerry fake photo.png|thumb|center|How he said he looked like.]]
[[File:Jerry true photo.png|thumb|center|How he really looks like...]]
===His avatar===
[[File:Jerry thinks himself of a chad.png|thumb|170px|left|Jerry portraying himself as a "[[No|chad]]".]]
[[File:Jerry chad.png|thumb|170px|[[Doing It Wrong]].]]
He created an avatar for himself consisting of a [[Unrealistic expectations|muscular, white-skinned, red-haired man wearing sunglasses and a suit]]. On his streams he uses a [[Vtubers|Vtuber]] model of this avatar.

Of course, this is just one example of Jerry's [[hypocrisy]] and personal insecurities.

He created an idealized version of himself, which obviously represents how he wants to look [[IRL]] (he actually looks like a [[Beaner|brown]] [[chud]]) but mocks and calls out Doomentio and his friends when they do the same type of [[bullshit]].
[[File:Jerryavatar.png|450px|center|Funnily enough, this was made by Bachatota, one of Jerry's cocksuckers.]]
===Collaboration with Noid D Reiss===
[[NekoArc|Noid D Reiss]] was one of Doomentio's probably biggest [[trolls]] turned A-Logs, he, along with [[Cock sucker|his group of friends]], [[Illuminati|orchestrated behind the shadows many events that happened within the doomverse]] in the year [[2022]], such as: [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|The "secret Discord server" controversy]], [[Doomentio#Social_Media|the banning of Doom's Patreon]], [[Doomentio#Ruinaversal_Saga|the false news about Debahni Escobar that attracted Ruinaversal]], and most importantly, [[Doomentio#Kalcifer_Vallarta_(Chad)|Kalcifer Vallarta's doxxing]].

Noid was ([[allegedly]]) the person who leaked the secret Discord server to Jerry so that [[Doomentio#Secret_Discord_Server|he could expose it on livestream, causing one of Doomentio's greatest humiliations in his history]]. According to Noid, [[USI|this is why "Jerry is famous" and Jerry "owes his fame to him"]]. Later, [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|Noid had no better idea than to doxx Jerry since he felt he didn't "give him enough credit" for exposing the server]].

He and his strange friends also [[Doomentio#Current_times|planned and executed the doxxing of Kalcifer Vallarta]], [[Photoshopping|fabricating captures to accuse Doomentio of provoking this]], when in reality they were the ones who did all this and [[Sick fucks|planned the brutal harassment of Kalcifer's relatives by the doomposting exactly on his birthday and just one day after the death of his grandfather]].

Like many of the other doomposters, Noid quickly become obsessed with Doomentio and turned into a crazy [[stalker]] who had no problem with [[Trying Too Hard|lying, harassing and defaming many people]], most of them innocent, such as [[Kids on the internet|a minor who was falsely accused by him of being a pedophile just to defend the doomposting and to further tarnish Doomentio's reputation]].

Obviously Noid's reprehensible acts led to him being exposed along with his group of collaborators:
 
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And what did Jerry do after all this? He simply feigned [[amnesia]], despite having collaborated a lot with Noid, [[Facepalm|he acts as if he had never existed]] and despite knowing that Doomentio never doxxed Kalcifer, [[Defamation|he keeps saying that it indeed happened]].

===Fantagoria===
At the beginning of [[2023]], a [[Chile|chilean]] woman with [[Depression|mental]] [[Bipolar Disorder|problems]] named '''Fantagoria''', said she wanted to interview Doomentio to learn more about online harassment for a work she was doing at her university, she also said that she was open to know "[[Victim card|his side of the history]]".

After being quickly questioned for this and other things she said (mainly by the doomposters), Fantagoria had no better idea than [[Stupidity|to accuse Jerry of possessing CP]], since Jerry himself declared that he had in his possession the alleged images of Doomentio's Discord server where illegal material was shared.

Of course, [[Yes|Fantagoria did a tremendously stupid thing]], and even though she quickly retracted, that didn't stop the doomposters and especially Jerry from taking it as a "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|declaration of war]]." After this a [[harassment]] campaign on the doomposting against Fantagoria began, which also included doxxing and even [[death threats]].

Jerry himself mocked Fantagoria in several of his livestreams, and when '''an audio of Fantagoria crying in despair over what was happening to her''' got leaked, [[Psychopath|he played it on live for everyone to see and to humiliate her]].
 
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Fantagoria tried to [[Suicide|make an attempt on her life]], which caused her to end up in the hospital for one week. For some reason no one questions Jerry despite what he and his followers almost caused.

Jerry only attempted to make a [[Apology|half-hearted apology]] to Fantagoria after everything has happened '''two years later''', probably due to external pressure, ironically his biggest fan, Bachatota, was exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria (more about this will be explained below).
===The Mary Grant incident===
[[File:Jerry corbata roja mary grant.png|thumb|left|Jerry and Corbata Roja sharing personal pictures of Mary Grant.]]
[[Last tuesday]], Jerry for some reason decided to make a livestream with one of his cocksuckers named '''[[Retard|Corbata Roja]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Fausto Antonio Pudik Collao Rios'''), a {{age|1989|03|10}}-years-old [[Peru|peruvian]] [[leftard]], where they doxxed and harassed an innocent woman named '''Mary Grant''', exposing her personal information such as her names and pictures of her face with the excuse that "''[[Nope|it was public data]]''".

Later, they tried to justify it saying that Mary Grant was involved with Doomentio, which only was half true as [[Facts|Mary Grant was only involved with Doomentio '''two''' years ago]], then she tried to commit suicide because of the harassment she got from the Doomposting after that.

Since he had no other choice, and even his own followers were questioning him for doing this, [[Humiliation|he was forced by pressure to apologize for doxxing Mary Grant and involving her in something she wanted nothing to do with]].

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===Alliance with DFG===
After his humiliation with the topic of Mary Grant, Jerry, resentful, tried to take revenge on various users who had questioned and exposed him for having doxxed her, particularly, the user '''Guara/Hino'''.

That's how he was contacted by a person named [[DFG]] who also had a fixation with Guara, [[DFG#Current_times|DFG invited Jerry to a "secret" Discord server where he supposedly "collected information about Guara and his group"]]. Jerry also asked DFG personal information about Guara such as his name, age or country [[Doxxing|with unknown intent]]. Jerry, DFG and other people (who had all been exposed before for being [[sick fuck]]s and were resentful) were planning to "[[Fail|expose Guara and his friends]]" on a certain date using the information from this Discord server (most of which was false in itself).

What neither DFG nor Jerry knew was that Guara was already aware of their dumb plan and sent spies on their "secret" server, when the day came, the Discord got leaked, making Jerry ran away from it like a li'l [[bitch]]. Jerry then got publicly exposed for collaborating with DFG (a known [[grooming|groomer]] and [[pedophile]]) and for trying to doxx Guara.

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|center|550px|DFG, Jerry, and their other friends.]]
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This ended up with [[Gay|Jerry privatizing his Twitter account]], [[Hypocrite|even though he criticized and mocked Doomentio for doing the same thing before]].

[[File:Jerrytwitter.png|450px|center|thumb|Fucking coward.]]

==His fanbase==
[[File:Crapulianos.png|thumb|Crapulianos in action, white-knighting for Jerry on a video respectfully criticizing him.]]
[[Idk|For some reason]], he managed to spawn a strong and loyal fanbase that named themselves as "[[Down's Syndrome|Crapulianos]]", a word that derives from "[[Shit|Crapula]]", [https://dle.rae.es/crápula which is synonymous with "depraved" in spanish].

His followers, as you might expect, are [[autism|autistic]] as fuck, most of them developed some sort of personality cult around Jerry, representing him as some kind of "[[Nope|deity]]" or "[[Wtf|superhero]]", they, just like their idol, like to compare him to Doom and say "''how good of a person Jerry is''". They also tend to get very angry when you [[Constructive Criticism|criticize]] Jerry in any way, even if you do it in a respectful way, this will make them accuse you without any evidence of being a "fan of Doomentio". They are Jerry's very own [[white knights]] and his [[personal army]] (something that he takes advantage of).

Most of Jerry's fandom is made up of these four groups: [[Porn]] addicts with [[disgusting]] [[fetishes]], [[furfags]], [[faggots]], and doomposters. In some cases they are part of all groups.

Even though his channel consists of only content about Doomentio that doesn't really contribute to anything, these people tend to donate excessive amounts of money to Jerry during his streams, one guy in particular who apparently gave a large part of "[[Poverty|his salary]]" to Jerry was known as "[[Retard|TokuPower]]", that would be if he didn't steal from his mother's card.

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File:Crapulianoscringe1.png|This is sad
File:Crapulianoscringe2.png|[[Cringe]]
File:Docininterrumpido.png|This channel was managed by a 15-year old to obsessively upload clips of Jerry's livestreams
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File:Kaiserjack.png|"One day you will be like [[Asshole|your heroes]]" [[Funny|Fun Fact]]: The person who made this tweet was later exposed for sharing [[CP]]
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File:Crapulianoscringr4.png|Just [[why?]]
File:Crapulianoscringe5.png|[[Fat|Average]] fan of Jerry
File:Crapuliano autism6.png|Despite making drawings like this frequently, they still mock Oveja for liking [[yuri]]
File:Crapuliano autism7.png|Ugh
File:DiegoPareja.png|One confirmed crapuliano.
File:Doompostingadmin.png|Another.
File:Doompostingadmin2..png|And another.
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Most of them are [[13-year-old boy]]s so it's comprehensible for Jerry's fanboys to be this insuferable, however, some of them are [[manchild|manchildren]]. Ironically, while they make fun of Doomentio's followers ([[Hulk|doomtards]]) for being "idiots", Jerry's are probably even worse.
===Doomposting===
[[File:Arianne chan.jpg|thumb|Arianne Chan, the mascot and personification of the Doomposting, it seems this group is full of [[weebs]] who think of themselves as anime girls as well.]]
The Doomposting was a [[troll]] group originally created to mock and make memes about Doomentio and his [[Doomentio#His_friends_(The_Aryan_gang)|friends]]. The first Doomposting group was created on the year [[2017]] after Doom's stupidities attracted so much attention that it was decided to make a group to publish about it there. For a few years, this group would be the main hub for [[meme]]s and [[trolling]] related to Doomentio and others of his friends, with various well-known Doomentio's trolls such as "[[Doomentio#The_Doomposting_attacks:_Oveja_gets_epicly_trolled|Rapunzel]]" being from this group.

However, not all good things last forever, and the Doomposting eventually began to have many members that were practically [[Epic Ween|weens]] and [[Troll Shielding|A-Logs]] whom where even worse persons than Doomentio. Many of these became infamous such as [[Tranny|Erina Paradiso]], [[Pedo|Kaede]], [[Doxxing|Julian]], [[CP|CandyPuppet]] or [[PlutonicClown#SEBDAN_and_the_Ruinaversal_livestream|SEBDAN]], the latter being an important member of this group since he would end up becoming the main [[Admin|administrator]], he allowed the doomposting to become a full-fledged [[harassment]] group filled with [[Drama-generating technique|grotesque imagery, pedophile posts, incitements to suicide, doxxing, death threats, attacks on family members, mockery of the dead, and so on]]. Most of these attacks had nothing to do with Doomentio and were simply done with the intent to harm. Despite everything explained, Jerry approved what the doomposting was like and collaborated with this group, since most of his fans came from there.

The doomposting tried to doxx Ruinaversal, this led to its first downfall and SEBDAN's as well, since then, other "[[Fake|healthy]]" and "[[Bullshit|wholesome]]" doomposting groups have been created where [[censorship]] and [[faggotry]] abound, the same [[unfunny]] Doomentio memes from 5 years ago are constantly reposted, and the groups themselves are practically dead now.

The "[[Crap|modern doompostings]]" are now controlled by Jerry behind the shadows, as the current admins are all his [[fanboys]] and it's practically an unwritten rule to [[Cock Sucking|suck his dick]] or you'll be permanently [[banned]] and accused of being a "defender of Doomentio".

Despite their historial, Jerry and his followers pretend to be "[[Political Correctness|politically correct]]" and always [[Moralfag|appeal to morality]] when Doomentio or one of his related people "''do something bad''".

The doomposting is mostly made up of [[weirdo]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s, [[NEET]]s and [[manchildren]] who are [[Obsession|obsessed]] with Doomentio and the doomverse in general and who try to force these things in every conversation they have like it was the most normal thing to talk about a lolcow from the internet on your daily life, they non-ironically think [[Weeabooery|everything is an "anime" and "manga" where "everyone is a character"]]. Most of the doomposters [[Facts|are actually very similar to Doomentio himself in at least one aspect]], but they still try to [[Projection|project]] on him, they also try to justify all the utter harassment they do with lame excuses like saying that "[[Taking the Internet Seriously|Doom deserves it because he's a Nazi]]". This group is also filled with [[SJW]]s and [[trannies]] who are only mad at Doomentio because of his [[Right-wing|political views]].

This group has a strange tendency to see the world as if there were "[[Internet superheroes|good]]" and "[[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|bad]]" people, probably because of their "[[Weaboo|it's all a manga and anime]]" complex, they idolize anyone who is able to ridicule Doomentio even a little (something not very difficult obviously), which has led them to idolize disgusting people who ended up being worse than Doomentio himself like [[Ken L Wright]] or [[PlutonicClown]].

They dedicate their entire life to a a failed morenazi, at the end [[Projection|the doomposters ended up being worse than Doomentio himself]].

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'''A good video summarizing what basically happened to the doomposting.'''

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====Any% Speedruns====
Here we will make a lifespan counter of every Doomposting group since some of them have hilariously short lifespans before being taken down by [[facebook]].
{| class="wikitable" href="ACK"
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!Rank
!Time
!Admin(s)
!Name
!Cause of death
!Notes
|-
| 1st place award
| 2025-? (Still alive)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: End Casquery
| Soon...
| Inactive and doesn't even reach a thousand members, the Doomposting is practically dead now
|-
| 2nd place award
| 2024-2025 (4 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: The Next Casquery
| Raped to death by Sofi Cox and the Jerryposting
| The doomposters aren't even trying at this point
|-
| 3rd place award
| 2024 (6 months)
| Lucas Fez
| Doomposting: Ultimate Casquery
| Idk an honestly not much people cared about it
| Died along with the group mentioned below
|-
| 4th place award
| 2024 (11 months)
| ElMatrushka
| Doomposting: New Casquery
| Died during the cancellation of Jerry and Bachatota
| The "Wholesome" Doomposting on its prime
|-
| 5th place award
| 2023-2024 (1 year)
| Kazuo Sato, ElMatrushka, Facaz, Lucas Fez and many others
| Doomposting: The Last Casquery
| Facebook suspended it due to doxxing and harassment concerns
| The first "Wholesome" group
|-
| 6th place award
| 2020-2023 (3 years)
| SEBDAN
| Compra y Venta de Casqueria
| Ruinaversal took it down singlehandely
| The most famous group of all, also the most controversial one
|-
| 7th place award
| 2017-2020 (4 years)
| Vittorino, Julian, Erina Paradiso and others
| LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING (original)
| Died during the Doomposting civil war
| There were other doomposting groups before and in-between but these weren't really important
|}
==Friends==
He originally had other youtube cartoon reviewers as his friends and made livestreams together with them that were known as "'''La noche de los reviewers'''" (''The night of the reviewers''), however, when his obsession with Doomentio began, he alienated himself from these people.

These are his current "[[Idk|friends]]":
*'''[[Coward|Ocio]]''' ([[Powerword]]: ''' Miguel de Jesús Tristán Sosa'''): Originally a friend of Doomentio who lived with him (at least until he ditched him for being a complete failure of a person) and another enemy of Jerry, who was harassed and doxxed by the doomposters to the point of [[An Hero|almost committing suicide]] (something Jerry approved of). He is a [[fat]] Mexican guy whose dream was to "[[Loser|be a voice actor]]", until [[Retard|he spoke negatively about his future co-workers]], this made Lalo Garza, a well-known Mexican voice actor, close him the doors to the industry. He suffered from many [[Tard rage|anger issues]] which made him a target of attack from the doomposters, however when he went to [[therapy]] and managed those problems, and at the same time he allowed himself to be trampled by Jerry and started to hang out with him on his streams, the doomposters began to say that he "[[No|redeemed]]".

He drew [[lolicon]] for money despite [[Hypocrisy|having criticized that type of art in the past]].

*'''[[Tough Guy|Ruinaversal]]''': A [[Journalism|journalist]] who is dedicated to producing "[[Fake News|satirical news]]", which consists of badly-edited and [[Clickbait|clickbait]]-filled videos made to deceive [[old people|50-year old people]]. Fell into the doomverse rabbithole after being tricked by a fake new accusing Doomentio of [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|the murder of Debanhi Escobar]] created by Noid D Reiss. Became an [[internet tough guy]] after the doomposters tried to doxx him once, provoking the fall of the doomposting, he now constantly tries to [[Sick Fuck|doxx and harass the people]] who have tried to do the same to him as some form of "[[Serious Business|karma]]", this led him to become involved in some kind of "[[Internet drama|doxxing wars]]" against various sickos like [[Dragon Ball Z|General Whis]] and [[CP|Noxium]], which he won at the end.

Despite having said that he would leave the doomverse due to the toxicity of the people from there, [[Contradiction|he now became obsessed with another Mexican lolcow very similar to Doomentio and with an equally toxic environment]] called [[Espartaco 18]].
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File:Indagaciondelocio.png|Ocio.
File:Ruinaversal.png|Ruinaversal.
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===Bachatota===
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[[File:Bachatota.png|thumb|160px|Photo shared by herself (just look at those portraits from behind).]]
'''Bachatota''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Margarita Garcia Gimenez''') <s>is</s> [[Death|was]] Jerry's [[Slave|personal artist]], she was an [[Argentina|argentinian]] <s>[[tranny]]</s> [[artist]] mainly known for making drawings for Jerry, most of them are [[degenerate]] and [[yaoi]]-style drawings where he for some reason is depicted in [[Gay sex|sexual situations]] along other doomverse characters such as Doomentio, Oveja, Kalcifer Vallarta and Ken L Wright.

Despite Jerry's audience being full of minors, nobody bats an eye when Bachatota or other doomposters artists make that kind of content, Jerry even seems to approve it.
[[File:Bachatota cringe.png|thumb|150px|left|Why would you have that in your room?]]

She had a strange obsession with Jerry, treating him like some kind of [[cult]] leader, having an actual plush of Jerry's avatar (probably crafted by her) and constantly making drawings for him without Jerry even paying her.

More recently, she attempted to follow her master's footsteps and uploaded a [[Taking the Internet Seriously|7 hour-long]] video A-Logging another degenerate artist known as '''Loulouvz''' (creator of [[Furfag|Spaicy Project]]), with the intent of converting Loulouvz into "[[Forced meme|another lolcow just like Doomentio]]".

Of course her attempt quickly failed since nobody really wanted to waste their time watching a 7 hour-long video plagiarizing [[Chris-Chan|Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] and she learned the leason about why [[troll shielding]] was bad since, just a few days after the video was released, people started digging into Bachatota's past and discovered many lulzy details about her:
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File:Bachatota scat lolicon.png|This tweet is quite [[Scat|self]]-[[Lolicon|explanatory]].
File:Bachatota incitting to suicide.png|Bachatota harassing people on facebook and inciting them to [[an hero|commit suicide]].
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File:Bachatotapedofriend.png|Bachatota having a [[pedo]] friend who white-knighted for her.
File:Bachatota stealing.png|She [[stealing]] from conventions and admitting herself to it.
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After all this [[shitstorm]] happened, Jerry tried to do [[damage control]] defending his "friend" by saying that the person exposing Bachatota was a fan of Doomentio without any proof or evidence, which led to his doomposter followers trying to doxx this user (despite being underage). To this day Jerry still hasn't provided any evidence to support this claim.
[[File:Jerry bachatota.png|650px|center]]

Funnily enough, if Bachatota was on Doom's side, Jerry would probably have dedicated her a lot of livestreams and videos.

====Bachatota gets exposed yet again====
[[File:Bachatotafriend.png|thumb|170px|The most normal [[nazi|friend]] of Bachatota.]]

Recently, people such as {{twitter|Alankgada}} and {{twitter|Archivatumm}} dug deeper into Bachatota's past, discovering various horrible things that she tried to keep hidden while in public she pretended to be a "good person", demonstrating that she learned nothing from her previous exposition.

To make a list of the things that were exposed:
*She has [[neo-nazi]] friends, ironically these are the same people who criticize Doomentio and are followers of Jerry.
*Most of her friends are [[lolicon]] lovers and like to draw this type of content, Bachatota herself included.
*One of her friends even has accusations of [[pedophilia]].
*She [[lying|lied]] in her previous attempt of defense.
*Another one of her friends '''was accused of being a fucking [[rape|rapist]] and causing the suicide of his victim''', Bachatota despite knowing about this she defended him and still continued to be his friend.
*Bacha got exposed as the biggest stalker of Fantagoria, obsessing so much with her to the point of creating multiple [[Sock puppet]]s and groups to continue her harassment, the Doomposting administrators knew about this all along and did nothing to stop this, they even supported Bachatota in her harassment campaign.
*She also ruined a legal document that the victims of Loulouvz's grooming were doing with the intent of legally suing her, [[A-Log|adding many unnecessary and petty things due to her stupid years-long obsession with Loulouvz]] that she would later demostrate in her failed 7 hour-long video.

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Finally, the wretched [[whore]] got doxxed, exposing to the internet her horrid face:

[[File:Bachatotaface.png|thumb|center|250px|[[Ugly|Average]] [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.]]

And yes, if you ask, once again Jerry tried to defend her [[Schizophrenia|by trying to blame Doomentio]] even though he had nothing to do with this situation at all, [[Lol|this got both of them get cancelled]].

Jerry in the end was left with no choice but to "''publicly separate himself from Bachatota''", something that all her other friends also did, [[Forever Alone|leaving her alone and abandoned]]. <s>[[Coward|To this day she has not responded to any of her accusations at all and left her Twitter account inactive]].</s> She ended up becoming [[an hero]] due to the "[[Nothing|harassment]]".
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Jerry's only official response to this was to make a video where he pretended to "cry" and "grief" over Bachatota's death, [[Victim mentality|accusing his detractors of being responsible for it]]. However, at the same time, he couldn't care less about monetizing his video talking about all this. That's right, [[Sick fuck|Jerry couldn't care less about monetizing and profiting from the death of his "friend"]].

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==See Also==
[[File:Jerryalog.png|thumb|Jerry even physically resembles the original A-Log, Anthony LoGatto.]]
*[[Doomentio]] - Of course
*[[Ken L Wright]] - Another disgraced "idol" and "hero" of the Doomposting
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Another A-Log of Doomentio, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsTIKJ9H_Y he also interviewed Jerry once], Jerry despite knowing Plutonic's crimes didn't care but still criticizes Doom for doing the same (although Plutonic is worse than Doomentio to be fair)
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Troll Shielding]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Forced Meme]]
*[[Obsession]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Drama whore]]
*[[Social Justice Warrior]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Lying]]
*[[Hypocrisy]]
*[[Doctor]]
*[[DFG]] - He tried to make an alliance with him despite the fact that DFG is a much worse person than Doomentio
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Jerry has been deemed the modern version of Necrotemante
*[[Espartaco 18]]

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@eljerryenvivo|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Youtube channel, currently dedicated to only uploading clips of his streams.
*{{twitter|ElJerryReviewer}} - Twitter account.
*{{twitch|eljerryenvivo}} - Twitch channel where he tends to do his shitty streams.
*{{fb|mividabajoelpuente|Mi Vida Bajo El Puente}} - Abandoned Facebook page.
*{{instagram|jerryreviewer}} - This is where he currently inhabites after escaping from Twitter, publishing his delusions of grandeur, supported by his few remaining die-hard fans.

==External Links==
*{{kf|86296|Doomposting Kiwifarms thread, now mainly focused on Jerry}}
*{{kf|218129|Luis Gerardo Candelas Chavéz / El Jerry / Mi Vida Bajo el Puente}}
*<s>{{fb|274464718835492|Doomposting: The Final Casquery}} - "[[No|Wholesome]] Doomposting". This group is filled with fanboys of Jerry, if you try to criticize him even a little you will get [[Ban Fucking Everyone|insta-banned]]</s> '''[[BALEETED]]'''

[[File:Jerrypandilla.png|950px|center|Der Jerry's Face]]
{{portals|gay|socialjustice|youtube}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{YouTube Ranters}}
{{anheroes|title=Bachatota}}
{{Spanish}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:How Not To Live]]

User talk:DinkDummy

2025-09-14T22:16:39Z

Nanachus: /* Stop being so ESL */ new section

Don't make new pages stick to the user pageHellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 22:21, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

== oye ==

aprende a hablar inglés mejor antes de escribir nuevos artículos, caribeño inmundo {{Unsigned|Andrés Berríos Bravo}}

== Sign your posts ==

The proper way to sign your talk page posts is by typing the tildes symbol '''~''' four times at the end of your message.

Example:

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--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:48, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

== Milked cows ==
Good of you to tag the outdated cows pages like [[DisneyFan01]]. I've taken the liberty of adding it to [[Intellectual Checkmate]], as well. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 19:17, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

== Template Making ==

Considering that you just made three templates in a row incorrectly, I'm assuming you have no idea that you are [[doing it wrong]] and will probably keep making them wrong unless someone intervenes, so let me tell what you need to do. You need to add a colon <code>:</code> after the word "template" for it to work properly. For example, instead of creating <code>TemplateChile</code>, you should use <code>Template:Chile</code>. Otherwise, MediaWiki will treat your page as an ordinary article and you won't be able to use it like a template. ¿Comprendes? [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] already fixed your previous templates for you, but remember this for future reference.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:53, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

== [[Memology 101]] ==

If you know so much about different kinds of spics, then could you get the ball rolling on that article. I’ll actually help you make it something not completely gay and retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 22:02, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

== VittorioTheVyonder2003 ==

this article has been deathnoticed since the 9th. i see you're active but have not improved it yet. please improve this article with pictures and words or it may be removed for being a stub. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 13:14, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

== Dude ==

Stop writing articles on random latinx who scored like 2 frags noone cares! Add hem to [[High Score/Loserinfo]] instead. I'm already on the fence about [[Eduardo Romero Naupay]], but [[Rafael Calzada school shooting|Javier Romero]] most definitely belongs in there. [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 13:36, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:Also they're all shitty stubs, you don't even add loadouts or graded score sections bruh git gud [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 14:15, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
::[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]] also forgot to add a Graded Score when he wrote the Loserinfo section on [[High Score/Loserinfo#Menhaz Zaman|Menhaz Zaman]]. Not sure why, since he's usually very competent at this sort of thing. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:33, 12 September 2025 (UTC)
:::Aight, I'll add one and stop being lazy. I didn't realize those were necessary or whatever. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:53, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

== Stop being so ESL ==

Pls learn proper english before making new articles --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 22:16, 14 September 2025 (UTC)

Peluchin Entertainment

2025-09-14T05:43:02Z

Nanachus:

{{SickFuck}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Milkedcow}}
{{Spics}}
{{spoiler|MATIAS WAS JUST SENTENCED BY CHILEAN JUSTICE TO A FINE}}

{{ib|[[File:Matias Face Reveal.png|340px]] The [[tough guy]] himself'''''.}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Peluchin Entertainment'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|September 19, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Matias Ignacio Vera Oyarzo}}
{{Ibrow|'''A.k.a:'''|Peluchin Entertainment}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Chile|Chilote]]  [[File:MiniflagChile.png| 22px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1 animal}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Street Fighter}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|FUCK NO}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Peluchin Entertainment''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Matias Ignacio Vera Oyarzo''') is a [[Chile|Chilean]] [[weeaboo]] and [[furfag]] who formerly made [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] gameplay videos, after seeing that he didn't get many views, he decided to grab his [[kitten]] named Jason and [[Pwnt|beat the shit out of it while recording it on video]]. Being the spoiled scumbag he is, he managed to get his mother to adopt two more kittens, one of which was later thrown into a toilet full of Matias's feces for another video. After being exposed by his former high school friends, Matias took their channels down thanks to [[YouTube]]'s broken system and deleted his Twitter like the pussy he really is. As confirmed by some of his deleted tweets, Matias most likely had some pizzas delivered to his house after his doxx was made public on the [[internet]] for his actions. He got mainly [[rekt]] by [[Hispachan]].
==Pre and Early Youtube History==
Born at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punta_Arenas bottom of the world] on September 19 2003, Matías probably spent most of his childhood freezing his ass off because he was close to [[Antarctica]]. His town is boring as fuck so he probably had no life and all that's known about his pre-youtube life is that he went to the school known as [http://insucopuntaarenas.cl Instituto Superior de Comercio Jose Menendez] where he [[sick fuck|stalked his female schoolmates]]. He joined youtube on [[9/11|September 11, 2014]] as a bizarre [[SuperMarioLogan]] knock-off that revolved around [[teletubbies]] and [[Pixar|Monsters Inc]].

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==Post Plushie Peluchin==
Shortly after joining, he felt he wasn't nearly autistic enough so he decided to transition into a [[faggot|let's player]]. All he ever played was [[cancer|Five Nights At Freddy's]], Cuphead and Flappy Bird [[shit nobody cares about|despite the latter being removed from the App Store by then]], though he had recently jumped on the Hello Neighbor and Bendy and the Ink Machine bandwagon. He also sprinkled in poorly drawn comic videos for no goddamn reason other than to tie into his [[SuperMarioLogan]] wannabe videos. Those comics then mutated into his borderline furry mascot that he uses for his autistic lets plays and update videos. Over the past year he's been doing short vlog-esque videos every once in a while that mostly involved his pet cats. In a Q&A video, he confirmed that he indeed is a psychopath and that [[Tough Guy|he laughs at guro / gore videos and images]]. He also tried to [[Lie|justify his actions]] by stating that he has [[Assburgers]].

==Matias tries to be an Internet Troll==
During his gameplay era, Matias discovered that the internet was full of [[fags]] like him, this made him to believe he was [[Idiot|smart]] enough to troll those people, and he became a failed attempt of an internet [[troll]], changing his channel content again, now producing shitty videos about his [[internet drama|internet fights]], some dedicated to another [[furfag]] like him known as Waluishi and others dedicated to another aspie known as Super Wario Man. These videos made him widely hated by many [[spic|hispanic internet users]] but [[nobody cares]].

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It is also known that during this time Matias [[WTF|masturbated on a videocall]] and [[manchild|screamed to his mother on another call]], he also affirmed to being an [[edgelord]]. [[Lol|He later made a video where he screamed saying that he was gay]].

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==Animal Abuse==
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On December 5 2018, Matías recorded a video of himself torturing the cat he featured in most of his videos. The video consisted of him kicking the cat, pulling its tail and dragging it around with it, throwing it against the wall, inducing paralysis of its hind legs, and finally [[what|beating it with a wooden spoon until it died]]. On December 15th he uploaded another video about two new kittens he adopted and tried to gain sympathy from his subscribers, [[13 year old boy|all 14,000 of them]], by justifying Jason's death as "''[[Lies|an accident]]''", without giving further detail.

Not content with everything that happened before, he later recorded a video where he threw one of his new cats into a toilet full of his feces, while he laughed.

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But Matías's fate would be sealed as on the 19th the video where he brutally murdered Jason leaked and he got a huge backlash from other YouTubers, mostly from [[Spics]] though. He decided to lay low and do damage control like there's no tomorrow while the [[shitstorm]] got bigger and bigger, ultimately ending with Matías and his whole family getting doxxed and the cats being taken away from him. He was so autistic that he became prone to [[tard rage]] and killed a cat, even [[Chris Chan]] didn't do that. <strike>(Albeit, not deliberately. He e-begged instead of treating one of them who died from an illness but that's not the point).</strike>

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==Matias returns with even more autism==
Matias was gone for many months after the cat shitstorm got big, it is known that he was taken to a psychiatric hospital [[Dying alone|where he spend]] [[Christmas]] 2018 and New Year's Eve 2019.

He later returned to the internet, just to [[Lolcow|humiliate himself even more]], first to some [[Discord]] [[13 year old boys]] on some video calls, where he made [[death threats]] to those discord children who were just laughing at his expense.

Later he went to some livestreams against the users Super Wario Man, [[Ken L Wright]] and TheWateryFire, where he got [[pwned]] so bad that he began to scream like if he was already in [[jail]] along with [[Bubba]] for mistreating kittens. At least he humiliated a fag named Alansaint15 in the process.

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Matias's channel would finally be eliminated by YouTube on December 2020, since then, [[Delete fucking everything|he has been on like five different new channels that would be later taken off too.]]
===Akatsukito===
A youtube account known as "[[Shit|Akatsukito]]" suddenly appeared and began to upload various videos where various cats were being shown killed and tortured in graphical ways, this account later made a video where Matias appeared saying that "he was Akatsukito", however, this later got debunked and it was revealed that everything behind this channel was just "[[Fail|some trolling]]" made by Matias and his sicko friends.

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==Fanarts==
Matias actually got some [[nice]] [[fanart]]s out of all of this, here you can see some of them:
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File:Peluchininthemadhouse.jpg|Him after killing his cat.
File:Peluchin entertainment vs super wario man.png|Matias during the livestreams.
File:Peluchin entertainment real life.png|A furfag made this...
File:Jason kruger peluchin entertainment.jpg|And of course, [[rule 34]] would eventually appear out of all this shit.
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==External Links==
===Main Accounts===
*<s>{{yt|c|UC9v8jWkXgFORVQdeQctYUmw|Peluchin Entertainment}}</s>
*<s>{{fb|MatiasVeraOyarzo}}</s> {{archive|wRCs4}}
*{{dauser|peluchinenter}}
*{{twitter|PeluchinEnterOf}}
*{{skype|Peluchin_Entertainment}}
*{{steam|76561198279161117}}
*{{askfm|PeluchinPo}}
*<s>{{yt|c|UCQjCCCZTbz7wdYvxUnjxsfw|El Vertedero de Peluchín}}</s>

===Other Shit===
*{{kf|https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matias-ignacio-vera-oyarzo-peluchin-entertainment-saitam-arev.211777/|Matias Ignacio Vera Oyarzo / Peluchin Entertainment / Saitam / Arev}}
*{{kf|zoosadism-megathread.47973/page-129|Mention of Peluchin/Matias on Kiwi Farms' Zoosadism Megathread}}
*<s>[http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/198133912/warning-graphic-chilean-cat-abuser 4chan Thread on Peluchin]</s> {{archive|Nno4z}}
*{{reddit|rage/comments/a85cue/peluchin_entertainment_a_chilean_youtuber_who/|People talk about Peluchin on Reddit}}
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/eny3d8233pf8esn/Video+BORRADO+De+Peluchin+En+EL+Que+Asesina+A+su+GATO.mp4 The video where he kills his cat]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4u1P-hs_X0 "Peluchin is gay" Super Wario Man's song about Peluchin Entertainment]

==See also==
{{Killers}}
* [[Camrose Cat Killers]]
* [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]
* [[Kenny Glenn]] - Unlike Kenny's, this cat didn't survive and Matias Vera at least had the balls to show his face.
* [[Zippocat]]
* [[Horrorcow]] - What he actually is.

{{furfaggotry}}
{{animals}}
{{ytseries}}
{{Dying_Alone}}
{{Aspies}}
{{lolcows}}
{{Spanish}}
{{Chile}}
{{High Scores}}
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Doomentio

2025-09-14T05:41:14Z

Nanachus:

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{{ib|[[File:Doomentio.png|190px]] Yes, this [[motherfucker]] claims to be a white dude on his [[Twitter]] account. '''''(And no, this pic is not edited, he really looks like that)'''''.}}
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{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| 27/11/1995 ({{age|1995|27|11}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexico]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
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'''Doomentio''' ((('''[[Powerword]]: Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado'''[[Jew|✡]]))) is an [[anorexic]] {{age|1995|11|27}}-year old [[spic|mexican]] [[pol/|/pol/]]tard, [[racist]], [[God hates fags|homophobic]], [[pedophile]], [[basement-dweller]], [[weeaboo]], [[manchild]], "[[no|member]]" of the [[alt-right]], [[incel]], supposedly [[catholic]], [[holocaust denial|holocaust denier]], [[Antisemitism|antisemitic]] (Despite being a [[kike]] himself) and self-proclaimed [[white person]] (Despite truly being a brown-skinned [[Racemixing|mestizo]]). Asides from that he is also a failed [[YouTube]] [[loser|critic and animation reviewer]] like his long-distant american cousin [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]. He also goes online by the aliases "'''Perezoso Doom'''", "'''NoireDoom'''", '''"@VeteranAnon"''' and "'''Youquendo'''".

''Who the hell is this spic and why he is in my ED?'' You may be asking, read this article to find it out!

Doomentio is a mexican youtuber that despite having less than [[Nothing|70,000 subscribers]] on his YT channel as of November 2022, is a very well-known [[idiot]] on the [[Mexico|spanish-speaking side of the]] [[internet]] for many [[drama]]s where he had been involved, mainly for his [[retard|retarded]] [[Neo-Nazi|political ideologies]]. This has led to him gaining recognition as the biggest [[lolcow]] in all of the hispanic internet, he has generated an enormous amount of [[lulz]] since he began to be active on the internet on the year [[2008]], with people now comparing him to titanic figures like [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Doomentio's antics have even led to the creation of a [[troll]] group known as "'''La Pasión del Doomposting'''" (''The Passion of Doomposting''), a group exclusively dedicated to trolling him and his friends/[[Butt buddy|butt buddies]]: '''Kalcifer Vallarta''', '''La Oveja''', '''Skiso''' and '''Nancysauria''', other failed [[Loser|animation-related youtubers]]. Doomentio has many times claimed to be the "hispanic version" of another youtuber and anime reviewer known as "'''ThatAnimeSnob'''", a youtuber [https://www.reddit.com/r/internetdrama/comments/j5y3tg/thatanimesnob_is_a_paedophilechild_molester/ accused of] being a [[child molester]].

His empire of failure has been followed by the legendary Hispanic imageboard [[Hispachan]] since at least the year 2016. A thread on him would finally be created on the [[Kiwi Farms]] international clique subforum on October 22, 2020.

==Doomentio: The twitter /pol/tard morenazi==
[[File:Doomentio not white.png|400px|center]]
 
Doomentio has called himself "[[FAIL|part]] of the [[Alt-right]]" multiple times. He has frequently praised [[pol/|/pol/]] more than anything, heck, he has even said ridiculous shit like this:
 
[[File:Doomentio on pol.png|350px|center|Lol]]
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{{Quote|/pol/ is, in a non-ironic way, a better way of study than a Spanish university. I wonder how many of you have gone to a serious discussion thread that collects books and sources, and not just got stuck with the shitpost.|Yeah it's as retarded as it looks}}
 
[[File:Doomentio in his graduation.png|thumb|Whiter than a ghost...]]

He has affirmed several times to being part of the "[[master race]]", even making a [[Cringe|cringy]] video where he said that he was "''proud of being white''":
 
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But come on, do you guys think this dude has even a little bit of white?

[[File:Doomentio eating pizza with his family.png|thumb|750px|center|'''Fun fact''': He later said on a livestream that he's not even sure about any of his ancestors being actually spanish.]]

He's also a [[holocaust denial|holocaust denier]] and an [[Antisemitism|antisemite]], and while you could say that both of these things are actually "[[yes|based]]," just look at this:

[[File:Doomentio is a jew.png|750px|center|Is as bad at it seems]]

He hates spics and kikes even though he is part of those two groups, '''''[[Suicidal|he hates himself]]'''''.

Doomentio likes to spend his time tweeting a lot of nonsensical and [[autism|autistic]] [[bullshit]] on his various Twitter accounts, here you can see some of these:

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Doomentio once made an interview to a member of the [[terrorist]] and [[neo-nazi]] group known as the '''Attomwaffen Division''', which you can see [https://www.bitchute.com/video/af3XZ8dEXUz5/ here], shortly after this interview, [[lol|a member of the group publicly said that he felt sorry to have someone like Doomentio in the interview, mainly because of the way he is and because of his physique]].
[[File:Doomcon.jpg|thumb|left|A meeting of the Mexican Nazi legion, notice the two guys on the right corner of the photo and their reaction to this.]]

Doom is often considered a "'''''Morenazi'''''" (A despective term used to describe [[Nigger|non-white people]] who show support or apology for [[nazi]] and [[racist]] ideologies).
==Doomentio's extreme poverty and his Third Worldism==

Despite claiming to have "[[Lie|superior genes]]", Doomentio is a prime example of why [[Mexico]] is still a third world country.

He is known to live in a state of extreme poverty, this has led him to have a rather peculiar diet, confessing that he has a love for [[Gross|offal]] arguing that it is "[[Lies|european food]]" (But mainly because it's cheap), his taste for "[[Cum|sheep's milk]]" and his interest in the vitamin '''''Zinc''''', which according to him has miraculous nutritional properties. He has also claimed to be suffering from a [[Cancer|strange disease]] that "[[What|makes iron shit]]" (According to him) and that has no cure, he never spoke again about this "disease", probably because it was just a made-up shit just to gain a little sympathy.

He resists going to a doctor and has proclaimed that it is better to "[[Retard|use traditional Greek medicine]]" [[Anorexia|which consists of not eating anything at least for 24 hours]], this is probably the reason of why he looks extremely skinny on all of his pictures. He has stated several times on his twitter account that he suffers from constant bouts of [[diarrhea]], probably because of his shitty diet.

[[File:Ariopose.png|thumb|Look at this image, you can see the misery from your monitor.]]

And if you are still wondering, yep, he has never had any sort of job, all of his income was earned by people he scammed on [[Patreon]] who just wanted an anime review from his dead youtube channel, fortunately his patreon was later taken down by the doomposters.

==Doomentio, the virgin weeb==
Doomentio is also known to be an [[incel]] and [[weeb]] who, even while being {{age|1995|11|27}}-years old, [[virgin|still hasn't got laid]], he instead prefers to continually jerk off to anime girls and lolis like it was the hottest shit ever. He even has [[LARP|role-played]] on his [[Twitter]] account about [[Schizophrenia|having a loli "daughter"]], he has been making a lot of [[Misogyny|misogynistic]] tweets, but at the same time still questions why no girl has ever been interested on him. The only times he has been on "[[never|relationships]]", have been [[online relationship|online]] ones, and in the end, Doomentio's "[[Fake|girlfriends]]" end up being [[faggot|men posing as women]], or [[trannies]], ironically enough he has said to be [[God hates fags|homophobic]] and [[Transphobia|transphobic]].

He says he supports genocide and rape to preserve the "white race" of which he is not even part of, disgusting mestizo scum.

[[File:Doomentio lolicon.png|thumb|center|450px|This guy has a weird tendency to add anime girls to all of his tweets for some reason]]

==Aryan history==
===Before becoming the laughingstock he is today===
Manuel Arturo Coronado was born on [[Mexico|Obregon City, Sonora, Mexico]] on November 27, 1995, according to him he came from a [[Poverty|lower-middle-class]] family and grew up in a "[[War on drugs|violent environment]]" while having [[Antisocial Personality Disorder|poor social skills]], it would be perhaps be the mixture of all these factors, along with his [[nigger|slightly white skin]] (Obtained for not receiving sunlight by not leaving his house) and his "[[Lie|heterochromia]]" that led him to say things like this:

{{Quote|I am the best of two worlds, my idiosyncrasy is that of the european gentleman, but my spirit and character are that of the cowboy of the Americas.|Actual quote}}

Funnily enough, a YouTube video of a [[high school]] project where Arturo participated was later found by the doomposters. Here we can see his whiteness in all his glory:

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After finishing high school, Arturo [[basement dweller|never went]] to any sort of [[university]], and neither got a [[job]], instead he decided to waste the rest of his life on the internet.

===Arturo's 13 years-old boy era: Youquendo===
[[File:Youquendo.jpg|thumb|'''Different-colored''' eyes? We can see a [[Chris-chan|foreshadow]] here.]]
Arturo joined [[the internets]] on the year [[2008]], he created a YouTube channel named "'''Youquendo'''", it is known that he was [[13 year-old boy|13 years-old]] at the time. [[Fag|He made his videos using the speech synthesizer "Loquendo"]].

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Most of Youquendo's videos focused on child [[cartoons]] of the era, but [[nobody cares]] about that, let's speak about the drama:

Arturo was widely hated on the hispanic YouTube community even during this time, because all the [[otaku]]s were [[butthurt]] that Arturo uploaded videos where he criticized their favorite [[anime]]-garbage shows, this led to several videos like this one being dedicated to him:

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Thankfully to everyone's luck, the Youquendo channel was removed by YouTube on [[2011]] following a [[copyright infringement]] claim.

===NoireDoom and "Mirenle la carita"===
Arturo quickly returned to the youtube stage as "'''NoireDoom'''", during this time he uploaded his currently most-viewed video, a low-effort [[Dragon Ball Z]] "[[creepypasta]]" (Or rather said, a sexual [[fanfiction|fanfic]], because that's what it is).
 
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On the year [[2014]], Arturo made a shit-ton of retarded publications on his [[Google+]] account, including one [[Coomer|where he admitted to masturbating more than 10 times]] to a [[hentai]] (Which was later discovered [[Pedophilia|to be]] a [[lolicon]], [[btw]]).

[[File:Mirenle la carita.png|350px|center|thumb|[[Nobody cares]] if you are mentally ill, Arturo.]]
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{{Quote|[[Virgin|Ok, I think I've already masturbated like 10 times watching this hentai. 
Holy mother of god please, this little cartoon woman is so cute, give the designer an award please, this animation has many of my weaknesses together <s>i am mentally ill.</s> 
<s>'''Look at her little face.'''</s>]]|Doomentio, 2014}}
 

Shortly after this publication, he [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] and tried to [[Failure|re-start again on youtube]].
===Perezoso Doom===
Later, Arturo returned to Youtube yet again, now as "'''[[Shit|Perezoso Doom]]'''", [[Maybe|while initially successful]] and [[no|popular]] as an animation reviewer, his downfall began shortly thereafter, when he had various [[internet drama|internet fights]] with other hispanic youtubers and internet users (Like [[Soyboy|Chucho Calderón / La Zona Cero]], the biggest and most famous hispanic reviewer), mainly because Arturo is such an [[arrogant]] and [[elitist]] person that can't stand at least one-bit of [[Constructive criticism|criticism]] or someone disagreeing with his stupid ideas and opinions.

[[File:Perezoso Doom.jpg | thumb | 160px | [[White|How he thinks he looks like]]...]]
[[Image:Doomentio in mexico city.jpg | thumb | 160px |...[[Reality|And how he really]] [[Spic|looks like]].]]

During this time, he proved his mental retardation [[Docs|doxxing]] himself after revealing his real name and face to everyone. This later led to his family being doxxed too:

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[[File:Ariopadre.png|thumb|center| 340px | The [[Le 56% Face|mutt]] [[meme]] is real.]]

===The PHY Group===
While still being known as "Perezoso Doom", Arturo made [[Failure|his own]] reviewer group known as "'''PHY Group'''" with his [[OL]] friends '''La Oveja''', '''Indagación del Ocio''' and a [[tranny|troon]] known as '''Midori Prism.''' This group made some [[unfunny|boring]] videos about animation together, one of these being about [[rule 34]].

They tried to sell [[Epic fail|PHY group t-shirts]] (Without Midori), but the video-ad was so ridiculous that it was very mocked online. Midori later left the group, [[Idiot|and Oveja, a graphic design graduate, couldn't get the fucking t-shirts printed right]], the "group" then died.
[[And nothing of value was lost]].
 
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[[File:Grupo phy.png|350px|thumb|center|They tried to sell this bad-printed [[bullshit]] to a client...]]

===The Team Loco Saga===
The [[Dunning-Kruger Effect]] would come to play after a [[scam]] known as "'''[[fraud|Team Loco]]'''", an attempt to create the latino version of [[Crunchyroll]], surfaced online. Arturo thought this was the opportunity to become the mexican equivalent of [[Hayao Miyazaki]], and had no doubt in moving from his home in Sonora to Mexico City (Abandoning his family all the way), along with his already mentioned online [[friends]], La Oveja (Who [[Illegal immigrant|ilegally]] came from [[Colombia]]) and Indagación del Ocio. The three of them were such [[Idiot|idiots]] that they seriously thought an "[[indie|independent]] streaming project" sustained through [[Theft|crowdfunding]] [[Facepalm|would actually make them rich and famous]].
 
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But, [[a challenger appears]], another hispanic reviewer (And future [[A-Log]] of Doomentio) known as '''[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]''' ([[AKA]] '''Jerry''') started uploading videos where he criticized Team Loco [[Truth|and tilded it of being a fraud]], this obviously made Doomentio and others scammed by Team Loco to go [[BAWWWWW]], and they started making videos where they defended this poorly-made scam.

 
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[[File:Team loco cat.png|thumb|left|160px| A frame of the infamous cat video.]]
After uploading a video of a [[cat]] being [[Animal abuse|roadkilled]] just to [[for the lulz|trigger people online]], The Team Loco project ultimately failed and Jerry ended up being right, it is known that some members of the project used the money gathered in the crowdfunding to travel to [[Japan]]. At the end, Doomentio, Oveja and Ocio ended up living together in a state of misery and poverty on Mexico City.
 
[[File:Team loco.png|650px|center|thumb|This saga in a nutshell.]]
 
Shortly after the failure of Team Loco, Arturo had no better idea than to upload a video [[Lol|where he blamed the "Latin American genes" as the main responsibles of Team Loco's failure]].
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===Doomentio gets pwned===
{{Quote|You are talking to me about a law that i am unaware of, i don't know if you are taking it out of context, i don't know if that has already been refuted, i don't know anything about that.|Doomentio about Mendelian inheritance}}

During his first months on Mexico City, Arturo's life had many memorable moments, but one of them that many people remember is when he went to a livestreamed debate with a [[Spain|spanish]] guy known online as '''nDante''', who humiliated Arturo by showing everyone that Arturo [[Idk|didn't know a shit]] about Mendelian inheritance, something basic in biology (And keep in mind that in the same livestream Arturo started talking about [[genetics]] and [[race]]s), btw, Arturo affirmed that [[LOLWUT|somehow, he is more spanish than nDante just because (supposedly) his grandmother emigrated from Spain to Mexico]].

 
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Some weeks after this, [[Pwned|IdiotaDoom]] (How [[Winner|nDante]] used to call him), had another livestreamed debate, this time with a [[professor]] named Alberto Pleguezuelos Ginel, this "debate" ended up being like a class about [[Egypt|egyptian]] demography to Arturo (Maybe because Alberto actually went to an university and got a degree instead of spending his last 5 years reading useless shit on [[4chan]]).

 
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[[File:No somos moscas.png|200px|thumb|What basically happened.]]

During this debate, Arturo slandered nDante, which later led Dante to make a video response to Arturo that left him [[Rekt|even more humiliated]]:

 
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{{Quote|We aren't flies|IdiotaDoom when told about the genetic similarities between humans and fruit flies}}
 

===Ocio vs Doom===
 
{{Quote|Doom, should we tell him?|Oveja}}
 
 
{{Quote|Tell me what?|Ocio}}
 
 
{{Quote|No Oveja, you've screwed it!|Doom}}
 
[[File:Oveja ocio and doomentio.png|thumb|150px|Look at the three of them, they look so happy together, they don't know that in a few months they will want to kill each other for food.]]
Doomentio has always been a [[lazy]] faggot that spends all his day writing autistic things on his twitter account, meanwhile Oveja couldn't work due to his illegal immigrant status. Ocio was the only person working to maintain the house, and while he tried to force Doom to at least work on a [[Call Center]], apparently Doom (The same dude who claimed to have [[Retard|140 IQ]] once) couldn't apply for the job. Sadly, Ocio had just bought a [[pizza]] to "celebrate" his friend's entrance to his new job, but when he found out that it hadn't been like that, he [[Ragequit|ragequited]] and left the house, tired of having to maintain the two idiots that lived there. This entire thing was like a scene of a [[Nickelodeon]] sitcom, however it actually happened in real life.

Shortly after this, Ocio told a lot of [[lulzy]] facts about his time living Doomentio and Oveja on his twitter account, some of them are:

*He caught Doomentio [[Sick fuck|putting his penis in his mattress]]
*Oveja once tried to steal money from his wallet, Ocio almost beated him up
*Doomentio used to lock himself in the bathroom with his laptop for like four hours per-day to supposedly do "[[Fap|exercises]]"
*Doomentio [[weak|can't carry a carboy]]
*They had to eat on the floor because due to poverty they did not have a table
*Most of the money that Doomentio possessed was sent to him by his parents
*Oveja once tried to wash the bathroom and [[Idiot|accidentally flooded it]]
*Doom and Ocio [[Manchild|had to take turns to take care of Oveja every time he slept because apparently he started crying and screaming while sleeping]]
*Doomentio once got some [[nudes]] sent by, according to Ocio, a "[[16-year-old|not very adult fan]]", and he [[pedophilia|celebrated this]]

'''[[Lolwut|I think you already understood the rest by now]]...'''

===One of Doomentio's friends is a pedophile (Skiso)===
After Ocio departed from the house, another online friend of Doomentio known as "'''Skiso'''" would arrive to replace him, acting as the chef of the house with his famous "[[Gross|chilaquiles]]", however Ocio with a desire for [[Serious business|revenge]] made a livestream with the users [[Aspie|Super Wario Man]] and [[Phoenix Wright|Ken L Wright]] where they exposed Skiso for [[Pedo Baiting|grooming a 14-years old girl]]. They also leaked [[chat logs]] where Skiso showed his [[degenerate]] [[fetishes]] about "[[wtf|wanting to become an ice cream, full of chocolate and strawberries, and be eaten by the young girl]]".

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And perhaps you may believe that Doomentio, upon finding out about this, [[No|quickly got rid]] of Skiso, but we are talking about Doomentio... '''[[Pedophilia apologia|¡¡HE DEFENDED HIM!!]]''', Doomentio tried to no avail on his retarded twitter account to defend and justify Skiso's actions, even saying that "[[Retard|it was the fault of modernity]]" and that everything was just a "[[Wut|roleplay]]". Even to this day he keeps saying these sort of bullshit and defending the pedophile known online as Skiso.
 
[[File:Skisopedofilo.jpg|thumb|750px|center|Skiso loves [[Cuties]].]]
<center><big><big><big>'''#SkisoPedophile'''</big></big></big></center>
 

===The Doomposting attacks: Oveja gets epicly trolled===
[[File:Oveja Rapunzel.png|thumb|350px|center|This is what happens when you have to live with a 30-year-old virgin man that has never had been on a relationship.]]

For a time, despite being in situations of extreme poverty and malnutrition, everything was calm for Doomentio. However, we haven't talked a lot about his main friend/slave that lives with him, Oveja, who was brutally trolled by a "[[troll|girl]]" known as "'''VENUS'''" ([[AKA]] '''Rapunzel'''), who got to be his "[[trolling|friend]]" and discovered various [[lulz|weird]] facts about Oveja in the process, one of them being that he apparently '''[[Gay|LOVES]]''' [[futanari]]s and wants a girl with a dick to penetrate him ([[Liar|But he is not gay, guys]]). Later [[No girls on the Internet|he fell in love with "her"]] and told "her" [[Asking for it|his house address]] (Yep, to his online "girlfriend") just so they could [[Lol nope|fuck]]. [[Obvious|It was later revealed that his "girlfriend" was in reality a doomposter posing as a girl]].
[[File:Diooveja.png|thumb|180px|The tranny hooker that went to visit Oveja.]]
And of course after this happened, [[Pizza Bomb|Doomentio and Oveja got some pizzas delivered to their house]], and one of the doomposters decided to send a tranny [[hooker]] to visit Oveja, they later had to move from there.

[[File:Oveja futanari.png|350px|thumb|center|But he is not gay guys, stop mocking him!11!1!!]]

===A New Hope: Nostrafort===
Arturo, despite knowing his bad [[e-fame]], decided that he still wasn't autistic enough and (With the help of a [[scammer]] known as '''Uxir''') went to create '''[[Epic fail|Nostrafort]]''', a shitty [[Webcomic|online comics]] publisher and "[[Nope|enterprise]]" (Although it has never been legally registered as one).

Doomentio led this ill-fated editorial as its "'''[[Fail at life|CEO]]'''" doing nothing of value while the rest of the "Nostrafort team" had to do all the important work.
[[File:Guerobalazos.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Have you seen this comic before? It was made by one of Doomentio's slaves known as '''Aeter Aureus''', a homosexual [[furfag]] that once got his house burned.]]

Everything got worse when the "first issue" finally released to the public, this shit had a price of '''[[Scam|30$]]!!!''', and it included '''mediocre-style''' drawings (It looked like it was made on [[Paint]]), also most of the comics had ridiculous and nonsensical plots.

All of the issues were later [[piracy|pirated]] by the doomposters and, because of its shitty administration, the Nostrafort project finally died on March 9th, 2022, when they announced on Twitter that the publication would go on an eternal "[[Death|hiatus]]". Its website would be taken down shortly. Of course it would end up like this.

About the Nostrafort stories, we only have three relevant characters; One of these being a pure [[self-insert]] of Doomentio (His own [[Sonichu]]) named '''CEO Nostra-chan'''. We also got another self-insert made by Oveja (The 30-year old dude who never had a gf and got trolled by a fake girl) called "'''DedSecks'''" ('''Dead Sex'''), an incel that wants to be part of the [[Beta Uprising]], starting to kill everyone who he encounters that has sexual relationships, calling them "degenerates". The other one left is the creation of '''Kalcifer Vallarta''' and Aeter, the infamous '''Güero Balazos''': just a character cliché of a typical mexican "[[alpha male]]" and [[cowboy]], the doomposters later made a headcanon where the Güero is transsexual just to tease and troll Kalcifer.

Funnily enough, someone paid {{twitter|AnimanStudios}} (An animation studio focused on gay, male content) to make this with the Güero and its other characters:
[[File:Animanstudios.png|650px|center|thumb|'''LMAO'''.]]
===Secret Discord Server===
 
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[[File:Doomentiocp.png|thumb|left|130px|Doomentio sharing pictures of naked children on his Discord server.]]
On the day June 7th, 2022, Jerry (Mi Vida Bajo El Puente) "infiltrated" a [[Discord]] server owned by Doomentio and made a livestream, exposing conversations where Doomentio and Kalcifer, among others, were seen praising the 2019 [[Christchurch mosque attacks]], with Doomentio and Kalcifer [[High Score|even talking about their intentions to do their own shootouts]] (Yes, all of that in a fucking Discord server, this dude doesn't knows what OpSec is). Jerry also shared screenshots where it was shown that Doomentio and his friends have been trafficking [[CP]] on the same server.

Doomentio, being the fucking [[coward]] he always is, deleted the server and privatized his Twitter account during Jerry's livestream. He later uploaded a retarded video on his YT Channel where he tried to "defend" himself, admitting that the conversations were real but arguing that he was just "[[Wut|taken out of context and that it was just his anti-christian era]]". He also lied again, denying that he had any sort of illegal material on his Discord server despite all the proof.

Shortly after, Doom, again using his "[[Down's Syndrome|140 IQ]]", [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FV_iAKNWIAAaCnD.jpg posted on his Twitter account a photo of a naked young girl] under the argument that "[[Wat?|it was historical material from the third reich]]" and that "[[Pedophilia|there was nothing wrong with it]]", it goes without saying that after that they keep him thankfully [[Banned|blocked on Twitter]] to this day.
===Ruinaversal Saga===
 
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After all these events, a member of the Doomposting decided to troll Doomentio and falsely associated him with being the responsible of [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|the dissapearance]] of a mexican girl named Debanhi Escobar. Surprisingly, several [[boomer]] news channels took this seriously and made videos about this case. One of them being known as '''Ruinaversal''' (Which is also a [[satire|satirical news channel]]).
[[File:Doom vs jerry.png|thumb|170px|A fanart of the historical debate between Jerry and Doomentio.]]
Doomentio, enraged, contacted Ruinaversal to "clarify" this situation while at the same time Jerry also did it to continue mocking Doom, this ended up in an epic livestreamed [[debate]] where the two finally argued between themselves, Jerry easily exposed Doom for being the piece of shit he is in front of Ruinaversal ([[Swiss|Who despite that prefered to remain neutral in the debate]]). After three hours of discussion, [[Ken L Wright]] arrived to humilliate Doom even more, reminding him that all the miserable situation he currently is now is all his own fault and not because of the doomposting as he always excuses himself, this made Doomentio cry on live, [[Liars|however now Doom and his followers have been denying that this even happened]].
[[File:Ken l wright vs doomentio.png|450px|center|thumb|What basically happened.]]
Shortly after this, Ruinaversal continued to make livestreams, involving several well-known Doom-related users such as Ocio, Super Wario Man, among others. In one of these livestreams a user known as '''[[PlutonicClown]]''' (Using a pfp of a fucking [[Steven Universe|Peridot]] plushie) "[[Fake|humiliated]]" Kalcifer and Doom once more again.

Days after this happened, Kalcifer would be doxxed because Doomentio is such an idiot [https://twitter.com/Cream_Durazno/status/1563194725594632193 that he revealed Kalcifer's real name and place of job on his Discord server], this ended with Kalcifer leaving the internet. Doom has also been denying that he was responsible for Kalcifer's downfall despite all the proof (Once again excusing himself for his failures and blaming everything on the doomposting).
===Current times===
As of the time of this writing, Doomentio has become [[Forever Alone|more isolated than ever]], locking himself away on his Discord server with the company of his only remaining followers, abandoning YouTube and Twitter all the way. He has fallen into [[delusions]] where he thinks he has "[[Wizard|magical powers]]" and has said that the doomposting "will pay" for everything they have done... [[Win|Of course that will never happen and he will be continue to be mocked and trolled for eternity]].
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This article is just the basis of the so-called '''Doomverse''', because, just like Christory, there is still a shit-ton of things about Doomentio, his sperging and his internet dramas that were not told here (Like the time Super Wario Man was humilliated by Ocio, when Doomentio said that [[incest]] was fine and that he cummed on his sister pillow, when a doomposter posed as a girl to catfish Doom's father, getting his [[dick|dickpick]] in the process, the time Doom tried to quickly reach 100k subscribers and failed ('''''#Doomentio100k'''''), even more Doomverse characters and villains like '''Esquizofrenia Natural''', '''PochocloEn3D''' or the mexican dubbing actor '''Lalo Garza'''), this entire thing is so extense that it can't be covered by just one article, but at least you get to know the "''main characters''" and the plot.
==His friends (The Aryan gang)==
[[File:Ariopandilla.png|750px|center|thumb|This is how the [[nigger|white saviors of Europe]] look like.]]
All of the "'''Ariopandilla'''" (''Aryan Gang: This is how Doomentio's circlejerk of friends are called of'') are [[lol-cow]]s themselves, some of these are:
===Oveja (Free Fire {{age|1989|08|06}}-years old)===
[[File:Oveja greentext.jpg|thumb|left|A brief summary of who is Oveja.]]
'''La Oveja''', the self-styled "[[Edgy|Bully of Bullies]]" ('''[[Powerword]]: David Pineda''') is in short, a [[Incel|{{age|1989|08|06}}-years old unsuccessful incel]] and an illegal immigrant from [[Colombia]] who currently lives with Doomentio doing [[Slavery|the maid's job]] (Before you ask, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK5Xh206yc he himself has said that]) in the house while he remains trapped in Mexico. Some of his misadventures with Doom were told above, especially the "'''Rapunzel'''" case. It is known that when he was little he suffered from [[bullying]] and, according to him, he solved it by watching [[Evangelion]]...

His entire YT career was ruined when he became a [[viral]] [[meme]] after a doomposter added the logo of a video game known as [[Fortnite|Free Fire]] to a picture of him. He [[Lmao|cried once]] because a tranny furfag known as '''Kyuka Fox''' told him that his comic DedSecks was "'''''mediocre'''''" (And it really it is).

===Kalcifer Vallarta (Chad)===
[[File:Kalcifer jerry.jpg|thumb|150px|Jerry laughs at the so-called "[[Cuck|chad]]".]]
'''Kalcifer Vallarta''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Omar Cayam Valenzuela Sanchez'''), is Doomentio's right hand-man, there is not much to say about him since his YT channel itself is just a [[copy]] of Doomentio's, apart from the fact that he is an openly racist, homophobic, nazi, misogynist and edgy who likes to call himself a "[[Chad]]", he had too much [[ego]] (And a big-sized forehead) and also suffered a lot from [[Unwaranted Self Importance]].

Everything changed when, as said before, he got doxxed and it was discovered that everything about the "[[Loser|good life]]" he said he had was fake and that he is in fact a [[Virgin|30-year old]] [[NEET]] part of a [[Rich people|rich family]] (So he already had his entire life solved), it was even discovered that Kalcifer made-up that he "[[Dying alone|had a wife]]" just so he couldn't be seen as a virgin with misogynistic attitudes and thoughts. Because of this discovery, he had to leave the internet. He tried to return at the end of 2022, but then his house address was leaked and he ran off again like a li'l [[bitch]].

He is the [[Homosexual|owner and master]] of Aeter Aureus (Who will be discussed below).
===Skiso the slug===
[[File:Skiso pedophile.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Doomentio and Skiso say '''YES''' to [[Grooming|MAP]] rights!!!!.]]
'''Skiso''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Juan Manuel García Gómez'''), the snail/slug is probably the grossest member of the Aryan Gang, he is one of Dooom's slaves along with Oveja and they lived together until Skiso left after the beginning of Nostrafort. He is a well-known [[pedophile]] which was already mostly described in the sections above; he loves ice cream, strawberries and [[little girls]]. He has called himself a "[[No|honorary aryan]]" and according to Doom, he is allowed to be racist and to hate all [[black people]] despite the fact he is a 100% [[nigger]] himself.

Skiso thinks of himself as a "[[KYS|sigma male]]" while in reality he is just a fucking [[pervert]] and [[degenerate]] (Just look at his face), he stalked multiple female users and even [[Gay|had a relationship with a transsexual]] (Despite the Aryan Gang's anti-trans ideologies). He even said once that he had a "relationship" with [[Incest|his own mother]] (Just like [[CWC]]).

For Doomentio and the rest of his friends, his pedophilia and child grooming was only a "[[No|roleplay]]". They didn't expelled him from the house just because of his "[[vomit|cooking skills]]".
===NancySauria===
[[File:Nancysauria.jpg|thumb|140px|[[Boobs|This]] is what the doomposters actually believe.]]
'''NancySauria''', possibly the only real [[girl]] part of the Aryan Gang who is not a tranny or [[Faggot|someone posing as one]], and surely the only one [[Maybe|who has mostly succeeded in her YT career]].

She became part of all of this bullshit after making some retarded [[podcast]]s with Doom and Oveja, shortly after this it was brought to light that she is very [[homophobia|homophobic]], apparently because of her "[[Christianity|strong religious beliefs]]", this is why the doomposters make [[rule 34]] of her [[OC|avatar]] just to make her mad. Her true appearance (Without her [[GOTIS|cute, girly avatar]]) is so [[ugly]] that she resembles a fucking [[catfish]]. They [[Shipping|ship]] her a lot with Doom and several of the doomposters want to fuck her (Just her avatar, of course).
===Aeter Aureus (Chips and Sodas)===
[[File:Aeter aureus.jpg|thumb|left|140px|"Hehe don't fuck with niggers, it's better with cousins, oh yeah, hehe Luigi Coronado Preciado (Me!)"]]
'''Aeter Aureus''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Natalán'''), surely the cringiest member of the Aryan Gang, he is [[Slavery|Kalcifer's personal pet]] and the one who supposedly "[[Fail|humiliated the doomposting]]" by making "[[Cringe|ironic]]" drawings and shitty [[forced meme]]s where he sucked-off Doom's penis. Shortly after, various cringy things about him were found out like; a ridiculous video of him dancing, that he is in fact another typical Latin American mixed-race spic, that he is a [[Furfag|depraved furfag who likes to draw disturbing rule 34]], that [[Homosexual|he is secretly in love]] with Kalcifer, that he got '''KICKED OFF''' from the furry community, among other embarrassing facts. He was one of the Nostrafort cartoonists who mainly illustrated the Güero Balazos comics (In the end Doomentio didn't even pay him), '''[[Lol|he was so poor that he had to pull out a sore tooth with pliers all by himself]]''', it is known that his house burned down once.
===The other ones===
Apart from all those mentioned above, we have even more irrelevant ''[[Hulk|Doomtards]]'' (This is how Doomentio's followers are often referred to) like [[Fat|MangaNull]], [[Bolivia|Swordinet]], [[Scam|Uxir]], [[Venezuela|Shadow!]], [[Black|DJ Harmony]], among other ones, but these are not really worth talking about.
[[File:Ariopandilla2.png|650px|center|thumb|The best-known league of [[losers]] in Latin America.]]
==Gallery==
<center>{{cg|Some drawings and memes found on the Doomposting|Doomposting|center|<gallery>
File:Doom chiquito.jpg|The classic meme of "'''Doom Chiquito'''" (''Small Doom'').
File:Doomverse2.png|The Doomverse in a nutshell.
File:Negrito tiroles.png|'''OMG WHITE GENOCIDE!!11!!1'''
File:Doomverse3.png|The old Doomverse.
File:Doom in your ally.jpg|This is what happens everytime Doomentio tries to join an actual far-right group.
File:Doomceo.png|Doomentio as the "'''CEO of Nostrafort'''".
File:Doomariocueva.jpg|Doomentio with Oveja and Skiso on their miserable house, [[Ren and Stimpy]] style.
File:Doomentio and chris chan.jpg|Mexican biggest lolcow and American biggest lolcow.
File:Doomtards.png|How Doomentio's followers actually [[Chud|look like]].
File:Doomentiopobre.jpg|Doomentio's current appearance.
File:Arianne chan.jpg|'''Arianne Chan,''' the official mascot and personification of the Doomposting group.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Doomrenstimpy.jpg|The Ren and Stimpy memes are actually very popular on the Doomposting.
File:Doommaid.png|These two idiots are like Ren and Stimpy but in real life.
File:Doomentiofunkos.png|He is so famous that there are [[Funko Pops]] of him (And Oveja).
File:Doommorenazi.jpg|Doomentio the morenazi all his day.
File:Doomentio vs ocio.jpg|Doom vs Ocio.
File:Aryandoom.png|Doomentio and Oveja together.
File:Doomversefanart.jpg|The Doomverse is a very important part of Latin American internet culture.
File:Skisodeath.jpg|Skiso's death, roasting a snail by Ocio, Ken and Wario Man.
File:Kalciferchad.jpg|Kalcifer Vallarta's own universe.
File:Dum and jerry.png|[[Tom and Jerry|Doom and Jerry]].
File:Doomentio dead.jpg|''"Doomentio y las mentiras descaradas"''.
File:Doom and oveja.jpg|Doomentio and Oveja even made a cameo in a fucking porn comic.
File:Doomentiocrocker.png|This guy is obsessed with [[Kikes|(((they)))]] and the doomposters instead of fairly oddparents.
File:Ariopandilla4.jpg|The Aryan Gang, Calarts style.
File:Evangelion doom.jpg|[[Evangelion|Neon Genesis Doomentio: The End of the Doomposting]].
File:Rule 63 doom.png|Of course this dude has [[Rule 63]].
File:Nostrafortcomics.jpg|If the Nostrafort comics were actually [[No|worth it]].
File:Oveja free fire.gif|Oveja 33-years old mediocre dancing.
File:Doomentiosuiicde.jpg|And Doom finally became [[an hero]], just like his [[Hitler|Führer]]...
</gallery>}}</center>
==Documentaries==
'''[[PROTIP]]''': If you don't know spanish but want to see these videos you should better [[GTFO]].
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==See also==
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Otaku]]
*[[Incel]]
*[[Basement-dweller]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Chris-Chan]] - [[Some argue|Some]] people have compared Doomentio to CWC
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]] - His long-distant american cousin
*[[Latino]]s
*[[DrossRotzank]] - He actually [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ldk7Ngx58 supported Doomentio] after his Discord leaks
*[[Poverty]]
*[[Pizza]] - How his years-long friendship with Ocio was ruined
*[[Hispachan]] - The IB that followed his lolcow activities since 2016
*[[Metapedia]] - Arturo actually considers this wiki to be a "[[fail|reliable source]]"
*[[Spain]] - The country where Arturo wishes he was born
*[[Mexico]] - The country where Arturo was actually born
*[[Adolf Hitler]] - '''''Are you crying, my Führer?'''''
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Doomentio's main [[A-Log]]
*[[Ken L Wright]] - Doomentio's childhood friend
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Another A-Log
*[[Espartaco 18]] - Similar to him, but worse
*[[DFG]] - Even worse than him and Espartaco
[[File:Dum-chiquito-doomentio.gif|center|He is aryan!!!]]

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|PerezosoDoom|PerezosoDoom}} - Main Channel.
*{{yt|cu|Doomentio|Doomentio}} - Second Channel.
*{{twitter|VeteranAnon}} - He has claimed to be a "[[The cancer that is killing /b/|veteran]]" of 4chan.
*{{twitter|Nostrafort}}
*{{fb|100063563170979|Doomentio}} - "Official" Facebook page, currently inactive
*{{instagram|nostrafort|Nostrafort}}
*<s>{{patreon|PerezosoDoom}}</s> [[Baleeted|Taken down by the doomposters]].

==External Links==
*{{kf|doomentio-doom-perezoso-doom-manuel-arturo-coronado-preciado-ceo-de-la-estafa-llamada-nostrafort-estafado-por-teamloko.78068/|DOOMENTIO / Doom / Perezoso Doom / Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado/ CEO de la estafa llamada Nostrafort/ estafado por TeamLoko}} (In [[spanish]])
*{{kym|memes/people/doomentio|Doomentio}} - Doomentio's own Know Your Meme page.
**{{kym|memes/ariopose-edits|Ariopose}}
*{{fb|352656459324620|Compra y Venta de Casquería (LA PASIÓN DEL DOOMPOSTING)}}
*{{reddit|asklatinamerica/comments/npwvuk/do_you_guys_known_about_doomentio_what_do_you/|Mentions in Reddit}}
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/Main_Page Doomverse Wiki] (In spanish)
*<s>[https://www.nostrafort.com/ Nostrafort official website]</s> {{archive|R7jaj}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyv3bqbVy7Y&ab_channel=Mozarted Arturo trying to speak english and sounding like a retard]
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4chan

2025-09-14T05:11:03Z

Nanachus:

{{spoilers|4chan has been ruined by incel redditors, [[Moot|M00t]] became a sellout and [[2016]] fucked up everything}}
{{notice|Want to do anything on 4chan, better verify your email or wait over 10 mins (or just lurk)}}
{{achtung|[[4chan 2025 MegaHack|THE SHARTY HACKED THE SITE]]}}
{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=4chan|imageboard_logo=[[Image:4chan logo 1.png|66px]]|date_founded=October 1, 2003|major_boards=[[a/|/a/]],[[b/|/b/]],[[Bitcoin|/biz/]],[[co/|/co/]],[[dickgirl|/d/]],[[fa/|/fa/]],[[G|/g/]],[[hentai|/h/]],[[int/|/int/]] [[k/|/k/]],[[po/|/po/]],[[pol/|/pol/]],[[Plz|/r/]],[[R9gay|/r9k/]],[[qst/|/qst/]],[[s/|/s/]],[[soc/|/soc/]],[[Bittorrent|/t/]],[[tv/|/tv/]],[[v/|/v/]],[[Vidya|/vg/]],[[Jewtube|/wsg/]]|epic_win=None, this is a porn site|homepage=[https://4chan.org/ 4chan.org]|right}}

[[Image:4chan userbase.png|thumb|What are you?]]
[[Image:Moot 4chanGod.jpg|right|Behold the destroyer of worlds.]]
[[Image:Alec Guiness.jpg|thumb|You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.]]
[[Image:4chan relationship.gif|thumb|Typical 4chan user.]]
[[Image:4chan conversation.png|thumb|Typical 4chan conversation.]]
[[Image:4chan_mascots.jpg|thumb|If you don't know who any of these things are, you need to [[Lurk Moar|LURK MOAR]].]]
[[Image:Mycatdied.JPG|thumb|[[b/|/b/]] always offers good advice.]]
[[Image:Official 4chan troll seal.gif|thumb|Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|This will happen to [[you]].]]

'''4chan''' is and always has been many things to many people. To [[Faux News]], 4chan is a hazardous "Leftist [[Internet Hate Machine]]" filled with [[Terrorism|domestic terrorists]], to CNN, it is a person and a [[hacker]] responsible for leaking newdz and installing [[The Donald|Blumpf]] into power. To others, it is that site full of [[weeaboo]]s, [[incel]]s, [[troll]]s, [[racist]]s, [[children]], and [[pedophile]]s that churns out many of the Internet's most popular [[AIDS|viral content]].

At its core, 4chan is an [[anonymous]] [[animu|Japanimation]]-themed collection of [[porn|image]] [[imageboard|boards]] based on the popular Japanese site [[Futaba Channel]]. 4chan is proof positive that the [[United States]] should not have stopped with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but should have nuked the entire island of [[Japan]] off the face of the Earth. The site is home to a wide assortment of degenerate losers, all of whom have at least some variant of [[nerds|social anxiety]] [[The xchan effect|disorder]]. So, not surprisingly, most of the [[nsfw]] imageboards consist of [[hentai]] and [[Pain series|shock images]]. And at the heart of 4chan is [[B|/b/]].

{{quote|<@Moot> Reggin 4chan.net brace for faggotry|[[moot]] on registering 4chan. At least he was right about the faggotry.}}

A few popular Internet "[[meme]]s" have their roots in /b/, 4chan's largest and most notorious board. This has led to [[Anonymous]] declaring itself [[internet celebrity|"the face of the Internet"]], when it is truly more reminiscent of the [[anus]] of the [[Internets]]. 4chan is like the butt-plug of the Internet in that it holds all the shit inside the rectums so it doesn't spray out all over. When 4chan [[DDoS|goes down]], it's like the Internet has [[tubgirl|explosive diarrhea]].

4chan got it's start from Something Awful [[moot]] a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other [[faggots]] needed a site that they could host their <s>Child Porn</s> [[Anime]]. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his [[goon]] friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.

==Imageboard Guide==
[[Image:Typeagain.jpg|thumb|The average /b/tard at work. [[DESU]] [[DESU]] [[DESU]]]]
The seasoned Internet traveler might find himself debased when presented by the mass of confusion that is so well embodied in 4chan. It is the home of asocial, and at times anti-social, [[white people|white folk]] who believe in the superiority of everything that is [[Japan]]ese because 4chan users love anime almost as much as they love dick. It is divided into many sub-boards, each having its distinct theme for image posting to satisfy the deviant mind. Occasionally to stir up some fun, the mods place [[wordfilter]]s in the boards to completely fuck around with peoples' posts/opinions. When it comes down to it, every board on 4chan is just /b/ with a theme. Everyone talks the same, complains the same, and trolls the same. Except the hentai boards, they're special. There are also a number of text boards, but nobody cares about them.

[[Image:HEY DIPSHITS.png|left|thumb|HEY [[newfag|DIPSHITS]]! See this? CLICK IT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS]]

*'''[[3/|/3/]]''' - Quite possibly the slowest board on 4chan, /3/ is about [[DreamWorks|3D animation]] (also referred to as 3DCG), and where a bunch of basement-dwelling [[Virgins|hobbyists]] discuss such projects. Due to the fact that almost no one outside of the [[Pixar|film industry]] wants to waste thousands of hours learning how to use obtuse softwares, the board is pretty much a ghosttown. It is regularly being bent over and raped by various flavors of /b/tards who go there for [[faggotry]] like [[Combofag|combos]], [[doubles]], and otherwise [[GET|predicting their post number]].

*'''[[a|/a/]]''' - Animu & Mango. Basically just /v/ for [[anime]] and, as such, churns out its own memes at a similar rate. They hate anime just like /v/ hates the vidya. No longer tame by any standard, it has become a hive of ronrey [[otaku]] seeking [[PROMOTION|PROMOTIONS]] and discussing their [[Waifu|waifus]] ad infinitum.

*'''[[Rule 34|/aco/]]''' - Adult Cartoons. A board added a short while after [[moot]] skipped town and the age-long taboo against furries and non-Japanese cartoon porn was lifted. It is filled with horribly drawn [[rule 34]] of [[Disney]] characters, lifted directly from the bottommost reaches of [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[adv|/adv/]]''' - /r9k/ 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Advice was a test board that was made in attempts to deter all the [[LJ|bawww]] threads from /r9k/. Obviously the experiment had failed, but /adv/ got to hang around regardless.

*'''[[EXTREME ANIMALS|/an/]]''' - Animals and [[Bestiality|shit like that]]. These people take their hobby very seriously. You will learn things you never needed to know about [[Cat|cats]], iguanas and jumping [[Spider|spiders]]. The regulars there refer to themselves as /an/ts because they [[fail|couldn't come up with anything better]].

[[Image:Bannnff.jpg|thumb|/b/ = /b/oycock]]

*'''[[b|/b/]]''' - [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|What the fuck did you just say about me? MODS = FAGS slowpoke1.jpg rolling I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! Wincest thread shit was SO cash DESU hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/.]] If you want to lose all moral value and sanity, feel free to visit /b/. The majority of all 4chan traffic frequents this board. Illnesses and sexual deviations including but certainly not limited to [[autism]] and [[scat|coprophilia]] have been [[lie|scientifically proven]] to be symptoms of browsing /b/. Most people who regularly visit /b/ (or "/b/tards") are sociopaths altogether. [[anonymous|They]] <s>are</s> were also known for planning and executing attacks on others using the internet, such as scientologists, Australia, and most recently [[Julian_Assange#Mastercard_is_taken_out|Mastercard]] and [[PayPal]] in a misguided attempt to avenge [[Julian Assange]]. However, since [[moot]] and his mods are a pack of faggots, 4chan raids are no more.

*'''[[bant/|/bant/]]''' - International/Random, aka the grotesque lovechild of /b/, /int/ and /pol/. Was created sometime [[last thursday]] by [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|hiromoot]] to try and stem the tide of shitty off-topic threads on /pol/, and [[Typical|failed miserably at doing so]]. The unholy synthesis of some of 4chan's worse boards ended up creating an entirely new form of cancer, populated entirely by [[underage]] [[Memefag|meme-spouting faggots]]. Is also the current home of the beleaguered [[K-pop|k-pop]] general, after it [[Jews|managed to get kicked out of every other board on 4chan]].

*'''[[Money|/biz/]]''' - Looking for a board where [[Poor|slumdogs]] can give you advice on how to make the big bucks? Then this is for you. Created by moot when [[Bitcoin|buttcoins]] overloaded the asshole of /g/ and had to unload all the e-money begging threads here. Be wary of what the /biz/raelis tell you about how they "made it" or about random [[Cryptocurrency|cryptocoins]] you've never heard of; the place is full of pump-and-dump [[Scam|scams]].

*'''[[Kawaii|/c/]]''' - A very tame board (compared to the rest) for [[nerds]] who prefer [[anime|Japanese cartoons]] containing girls (and the term is used lightly) who look like [[Lolicon|four year olds]] with freakishly huge eyes. [[lie|One of the four realms where women could plausibly exist on the Internet.]]

*'''[[Girugamesh|/cgl/]]''' - [[Cosplay]] & [[EGL]]. Board full of tacos that partake in salsa. Images of people dressed as their favorite anime characters are posted here. <s>A few</s> Most of those people happen to be [[Fat#BBW|quite obese]] and they get severe muffin top when they attempt to dress up as Yoko.

*'''[[ck|/ck/]]''' - Food & Cooking. A board for people who have an [[Fat|unhealthy obsession]] with all things edible. Expect weeaboos and [[ramen]].

*'''[[cm/|/cm/]]''' - A board for [[animated]] [[cute]] [[male]]s. A haven for [[gaiaonline|Gaia]]/[[livejournal|LJ]] fags and [[Rednecks|obese trailer trash]]. One of the four realms where [[sixteen year old girl|women]] exist on the internet. Also a place where [[Shotacat]] might hang out. Call them h/cm/os.

*'''[[co|/co/]]''' - Comics & Cartoons. A place where the [[Neckbeard|dregs of society]] congregate to talk about cartoons made for [[children]] and comic books made for [[manchildren]]. It's populated mostly by deeply closeted furfags that embrace racism and misogyny, to the point of reporting and removing posts calling them out. Also, they can't stop sucking their own cocks. They refer to themselves as /co/mrades.

*'''[[shitting dick nipples|/d/]]''' - /d/icks, because EVERY FUCKING CREATURE IN THERE HAS A DICK!!!1 - Perhaps the hottest of all the cartoon boards on 4chan, /d/ is where they post images of [[hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] females with titanically oversized [[Boobs|tits]]. It should be noted that those on this board find such things sexually attractive and [[fap]] away over the posted images. But at least they don't post furries! (Except in every single monster girl thread, which all descend into working out how "furry" a picture is and thus how faggy they are. They genuinely do not see the irony in this). These people can no longer piss in a straight line due to massive fappage.

*'''[[diy/|/diy/]]''' - Do-It-Yourself. No, not a board for posting shit tier quality webcam photos of yourself fapping. Probably the only potentially interesting board to emerge on October 23, 2011, its purpose is to encourage the large statistic of typical 4chan users that include [[g/|technophiles]], [[OCD|hoarders]], [[poor|poorfags]], and other people who spend way too much time at home to get their lazy asses away from the innanetz and actually do something productive with their time. To reduce the chance that this board will too quickly spiral into <s>fun</s> chaos, moot strictly disallowed sharing knowledge of crafting illegal items such as [[k/|weapons]] or [[420chan|drug paraphernalia]].

*'''[[almost raped|/e/]]''' - Ecchi. A specialized cartoon board where they post naked women without explicitly showing their reproductive organs (or {{wordfilter|text=PENIS|color=#00cc00|background=#ff88cc}}es). Wholly uninteresting, because it tends not to contain hilarious sexual fetishes or things blowing up. [[butthurt|Additionally, there is a 50% chance that if you post an ecchi image in a new thread, the moderators will accuse you of trying to make a request, banning you from /e/ for "this iz not /r/!!!!!1111"]]

*'''[[Flash|/f/]]''' - Flash. Somehow still hangs around despite Adobe killing Flash years ago. This board doesn't suffer from as much [[faggotry]] as some of the others due to the fact that most /b/tards have never fucking heard of it, and choose to dump their garbage onto /gif/ and /wsg/ instead. As a result, some good content has been posted on occasion, such as 8bitsharkwithwheels and flying lawnmower. Unfortunately, the rest of the content is shit already on [[Newgrounds]], reposts of flash videos that were already posted on /f/, and unfunny black person [[shoop da whoop|shoops]] of said reposts, except worse. [[Furries]] also like to troll this place by posting yiffing flash videos to piss everyone off. On Mondays, people love to post vocaloids flash videos.

*'''[[fa/|/fa/]]''' - Fashion. If you're looking for hipster faggots, /fa/ is the place to find them. This board might make sense on a site that wasn't filled with overweight wapanese assholes with no fashion sense of which to speak. But sadly, this is [[4chan]] we're talking about. Call them /fa/gs.

*'''[[fit|/fit/]]''' - <s>Health &</s> Fitness. Made out of fatasses who think posting SQUATZ in every thread is funny. Seeing as nobody on 4chan actually works out, the [[AIDS|fail]] is [[fail|doubled]]. The answer to every question is "SKWATZ N OATZ".

*[[g|'''/g/''']] - Technology. A lawless wasteland full of folk [[no life|lacking in life]] and substituting it with superficial techno-worship. It is evident to the observant electronic eye that no knowledgeable persons reside there. In ancient days it used to be for [[guro]] images, but then 4chan went pussy. [[Some Argue|It is well known]] /g/ is filled with more sage and nerdrage than any other board. They call themselves [[virgins|"tech support for the lulz"]].

*'''[[3/|/gd/]]''' - /3/, but in 2D.

*'''[[gif|/gif/]]''' - Board for posting animated GIFs of porno clips and saying "sauce" and "rapidshit" until someone goes out, finds you porn, and delivers it to you. Seriously, are you people that fucking devoted to being such utter basement-dwellers you can't just find your own porn, you have to get /gif/ to do it for you?

*'''[[hentai|/h/]]''' - Hentai. You can almost smell the [[semen]]-stained keyboards.

*'''[[Porn|/hc/]]''' - Hardcore porn. <s>[[moot]] finally decided to let it die.</s> One of the old boards that was revived on October 23, 2011. Probably the most normal porn you will see in any single collective area of 4chan. Expect plenty of photos of [[butterface|anon's ex-girlfriends]].

*'''[[Faggot|/hm/]]''' - Handsome Men. Intended for users to post up pictures of good looking men. Unfortunately it has become a horrific offspring of /b/ and /soc/ that is usually clogged up with threads that only consist of average to fugly [[Attention_whore|guys]] begging to see if [[Desperate|people will fuck them]], pointers on how to [[Rimjob|please your man]], and stories about their [[Shotacon|first gay experiences]]. Not to mention all the sick fucks here who masturbate to anything ranging from land whales to [[lemon-party]] to [[infantilism]]. [[Fact|This board is truly a piece of shit, even by 4chan standards.]]

*'''[[pix|/hr/]]''' - High Resolution. Originally intended for [[porn|pictures]] that are unnecessarily [[XBOX HUEG]] so it would take you 36 minutes to load anything on your grandma's shitty [[dial-up]]. Nowadays the focus has shifted to the discussion of [[Celebrity|Hollywood celebrities]] and their [[Foot Fetish|feet]].

*'''[[Pol/|/his/]]''' - History & Humanities. Basically /pol/ but with dates. Populated entirely by 21-year-old [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectuals]] who get their history from [[Paradox Interactive|video games]] and [[YouTube]] videos. Enjoy the daily Holocaust denial thread.

*'''[[Oekaki|/i/]]''' - No, this is not an [[I/|invasion board]], but a board for drawing. Why [[moot]] didn't just choose a different letter for the board is anyone's guess. [[Shit no one cares about|The "i" apparently comes from the last letter in the word "oekaki", which is moonspeak for "doodle" or "scribble"]]. The board has a built in application for drawing pictures to upload and share, called [[Shii|Shi]]-[[MS Paint|Painter]]. Not a bad board, but slower than fucked fuck. Gets about a dozen or so posts per day.

*'''[[ic/|/ic/]]''' - Artwork/Critique. [[Birkhead]] and [[drawhores]] who consider themselves too [[hipster]] for [[DeviantArt]].

*'''[[int/|/int/]]''' - International /b/, where trolls can [[troll]] in [[Spanish|their own retarded language]]. Otherwise, you can start a thread about just about anything, just as long as you append your shitty post with "in your country".

*'''[[Jailbait|/j/]]''' - The 4chan team's secret internal board. It's password-protected so you can't access unless you're a [[Moderator|faggot]].

*'''[[jp|/jp/]]''' - [[wapanese|Otaku]] [[basement dwellers|Culture]]. A board made for the sole purpose of moving all the [[Touhou]] and [[GAR|Type-Moon]] out of /a/, because they're actually off-topic. In other words, /jp/ is /v/, except that you need to install East Asian languages and AppLocale to run anything. Full of [[Forever Alone|ronery]] otakus buying figurines, body pillows, and other stuff "normal" people would look down on you for possessing. Please don't think that /jp/ has anything to do with Japan. The name is misleading, and, if you go there expecting to talk about [[IRL]] [[Japan]], you will be disappointed.

*'''[[k/|/k/]]''' - [[Politics|Weapons]]. Most of the denizens of this board are young Ted Kaczynski's, who believe that "the gubmint is gonna take our guns n' put us all in FEMA camps." One of the most common topics discussed on /k/ is how to kill [[Partyvan|feds]], [[niggers]], and [[Jews|ZOG]]. The other inhabitants of /k/ are mostly [[Europeans]] and weeaboo tripfags who are there solely to troll the incredibly easily trolled /k/ommandos with gun control topics.

*'''[[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]]''' - Moot's most recent attempt at going mainstream; catering to all [[fags|those]] who are [[Offended|butthurt]]. After all, why shouldn't [[You|fags]] have a [[s4s/|circlejerk board]]? The main board where most transissies complain about not being a girl or how badly they want to be a such a huge cock whore.

*'''[[Lit/|/lit/]]''' - Here is your damn [[book]] board ''moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin''

*'''[[Gundam Wing|/m/]]''' - Board for talking about [[robot|robots]]. Just robots. [[animu|Anime]] ones.

*'''[[mlp/|/mlp/]]''' - For ponyfags. Basically it's just /b/ and /co/'s [[Rape|love]]child. It was created when the mods got asshurt about too many pony posts, and posting pony shit outside /mlp/ was made into a bannable offense as per the site's rules. It is the only rule the mods bother to enforce.

*'''[[Mu/|/mu/]]''' - Your favorite band sucks. If you've forgotten, /mu/ is happy to remind you. Made exclusively for discussing trv kvlt [[Black Metal]], [[Daft Punk]], and [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. In other words, it's pretty much [[pitchfork media|pitchfork]].

*'''[[n/|/n/]]''' - /n/igga stoled mah board. A board for some gayshit about transportation (because every faggot who comes here loves [[cock|long and hard things]] like trains).

[[Image:4chan Left.jpg|thumb|You tell em]]

*'''[[Faux News|/news/]]''' - Not to be confused with [[pol/|/new/]]. A boring textboard where 50 year old [[Republican|Republicans]] hang around to share their favorite conspiracy updates from such reputable sources as ''daily-eagle.co.info''.

*'''[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|/o/]]''' - Board for [[car|cars]]. [[Noone|No one]] on this board actually owns a car. Regardless, most of the posters like Volvos, late 1980's Mustangs, [[wapanese|Japanese economy cars]], and Initial D.

*'''[[Outside|/out/]]''' - A board where [[Basement-dweller|outdoorsmen]] talk about fishing, fishing, fishing, and google pictures of scenery.

*'''[[Webcam|/p/]]''' - Photography. Full of pretentious [[hipster|hipsterfaggotry]] by weeaboos who take photographs when not [[fapping]] to [[lolicon]]. Whatever camera you use, they will claim that it sucks, unless it's a Pentax K-X.

*'''[[po|/po/]]''' Papercraft & Origami. Strong contender for the slowest board on 4chan, as it's been years since any normal person has actually given a shit about origami. But, hey, it's [[Japanese]] so it must be cool! The board's abbreviation is alternatively short for "poor" since it's filled with [[welfare|poorfag]] [[weeaboos]] asking for instructions on how to make substitute [[animu]] collectibles out of cardboard, and typically [[you fail it|failing miserably]] with their creations.

*'''[[Pol/|/pol/]]''' - Politics, or, /new/ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Once a place for [[Occupy Wall Street|OWS]] fags and stormfronters to gather in a circlejerk of [[Pseudo-intellectual|pseudo-intellectual]] opinions and images of [[Hitler|historical figures]] that they vaguely believe are relevant to their posts. It [[Donald Trump|has since]] grown to become one of the biggest boards on the site, even rivaling /b/ in its sheer flood of asinine garbage. [[Ron Paul|RON PAUL 2012 GUISE!!1!11]]

*'''[[Professional Wrestling|/pw/]]''' - [[Professional Wrestling]]. Has first been split from /sp/ to create /asp/, and then finally got its own dedicated board when [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|gookmoot]] realized the wrestling crapflood left no room for anyone to talk about rollerblades or whatever. As the subject matter might imply, it is full of limp-dicked little faggots who enjoy discussing their favorite TV soap opera played by [[Gay|sweaty men]] and [[MILF|skimpily-clad aging women]].

*'''[[Role-playing|/qst/]]''' - Quests. A place for [[Basement dwellers|boring fatsos]] to engage in [[LARP|make-belief fantasy adventures]] with other [[neckbeards]]. Some actually decent stuff can be found here (as long as you've resigned yourself to [[dying alone]] and enjoy this sort of collaborative [[Dungeons & Dragons]] [[shit|storytelling]]), but it is usually hidden beneath piles of uninspired trash written by illiterate monkeys.

*'''[[r|/r/]]''' - A mythical board where only few traverse. If, by some luck, you manage to find it, usually after you post a picture, in any thread (Posting pictures = Requests), you'll be no closer to finding the [[sauce|source]] of the picture, because /r/ is shit and never ever fucking works. Despite this, half of the fuckholes on 4chan will still sage [[you|your]] thread because [[butthurt|YOU NEED TO POST 10 IMAGES OR ELSE ITS A REQUEST HURRRRR]].

*'''[[r9k|/r9k/]]''' - <s>ROBOT9000</s> ROBOT9001. The main hangout of whiny [[faggots]] and [[incels]] on 4chan. Has a bot that tries (often unsuccessfully) to prevent reposts in hopes of promoting [[original content|OC]]. In practice it only encourages a [[TL;DR]] fest of whiny [[virgin|relationship]] threads and pseudo-intellectualism. When /adv/ was split from it, the original proceeded to get even worse, and it was finally removed in early 2011 (followed by weeks of random idiots swarming /b/ with [[BAWWW|"BRING BACK MY /R9K/"]] posts). It has since been revived by [[moot|mootikins]], to the dismay of the world at large. The board in its current state serves no apparent purpose other than to house boring [[Virgin with rage|virgins with rage]].

*'''[[s/|/s/]]''' - A place for preteen fanboys to yell NAME! SAUCE! MOAR! and fap to [[Porn|pr0n]]. The entire board consists of reposts of the same 500 images from the last two years. <s>Not /r/.</s>

*'''[[s4s|[s4s]]]'''- 4chan's ''dedicated'' shitposting board. In practice it's a place where moronic inbreds congregate to share anime pictures and talk like 5 year old children. The board is most notable for being one of the few places on the site where moderators still make their presence known; threads regularly get stickied and random HTML fuckery is not uncommon. The board is also a massive [[circlejerk]], spawning its own crop of mindbogglingly retarded memes and harboring a large amount of [[Namefag|namefags]].

*'''[[sci|/sci/]]''' - Science & Math. Most serious posters are [[Basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[Agnostic]] [[Atheist|Atheists]] with [[Aspergers]] and an [[IQ]] in the low 180s. Regularly flooded with religion and pseudo-science threads from /b/tards, along with requests for help with algebra homework from [[13 year old boys]]. Mods do not give two halves of a flying fuck about /sci/, and so it is heaven on Earth for people whose favorite trolling topic are [[calculus]] and [[Niggers|race science]].

[[Image:Naruto Fangirl.jpg|thumb|This is where [[camwhores]] pimp for fanboys to get their ''[[Naruto]]'' [[porn]] filled on their [[wishlist]]s. The name of this particular camwhore is [[Togi-Chan|Togi-chan]].]]

*'''[[soc/|/soc/]]''' - Social (aka Fat Camwhores and Faggots); or, part of the [[chemo|chemo that is curing /b/]]. Created very early in 2011, the board's contents are 95% cancerous bullshit transferred from [[B|/b/]] to attempt to cut down in 'Rate X', 'Post your area code' matchmaking threads, amongst other things. In other words, /soc/ is primarily the offspring of a half-dead /b/, in a shameless attempt to revive 4chan's flagship forum. Populated mostly by camwhores, (insert US province)fags, and anon. At one time, /soc/ was also a tripfag wonderland where a tripfag could become more popular than all others by continually whoring themselves however moot feared that someone might become more popular than him so he disabled trip ability. Now you may only namefag. WARNING: Nigger and Jew are now auto-ban words.

*'''[[sp|/sp/]]''' - Sports board. Good luck finding a thread that isn't USA vs. Europe, or about how BAWWston sucks cocks. 18-1.

*'''[[torrent|/t/]]''' - [[No|ZOMG TORRENT PL0X!!1!11!!1]]

*'''[[Dungeons & Dragons|/tg/]]''' - For the [[hipster|obscure]] [[nerd|4channer]] demographic that so desperately needs to evade reality, they play tabletop RPGs (Which everybody knows are against the will of our Lord, Mudkipz, and well, just plain wrong). Posting anything other than ''[[warhammer|Warhammer: 40,000]]'' and ''[[Emo|Magic: The Gathering]]'' or similar, or elf porn, will get you banned. Srsly.

*'''[[lego|/toy/]]''' - A nice playpen for the [[Retards|young at heart]]. Talk about [[Plastic crap|toys and figurines]] with other [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] dumb fucks like [[Jin Saotome]].

*'''[[Into the trash it goes|/trash/]]''' - A secret hidden board where threads /co/ or /v/ doesn't want to deal with are dumped, as well as a place to discuss anything that isn't allowed on the other boards. Miraculously, despite housing nothing but [[yiff|furry porn]], it is the only board with actual manners and decent people, though again, [[furfag|that's not saying much]].

*'''[[real world|/trv/]]''' - Travel. As in [[LOL WUT|outside of mom's basement]]. One of the quieter boards on 4chan, obviously. People who do travel most likely wouldn't even go on 4chan in the first place, but sometimes, tourist post vacation pics in which, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a shit about.

*'''[[tv|/tv/]]''' - Obligatory television/movie board. Once was populated by [[Hipster|pretentious hipsters]] who went out of their way to find (and never watch) the most obscure arthouse films from Taiwan or whatever. Is now full of hordes of unwashed [[Memefag|memefags]] who pretend to talk about the latest [[Disney|Marvel]] dumpster fire whenever they're not obsessing over [[Big Black Cock|black cocks]] or [[Foot fetish|celebrity feet]].

*'''[[yuri|/u/]]''' - Board for fat men pretending to be women and 13 year old girls looking to discuss the latest chapter of their favorite worksafe [[lesbian|cutesy romance]] manga. Home of stolen pixiv artwork that these faggots are too lazy to credit (which simply requires using their fat fingers to press ctrl and v to actually credit the original faggot who made artwork for other faggots to choke the one-eyed snake to).

*'''[[v/|/v/]]''' - /b/ with [[video games|vidya gaems]]. Populated by [[trolls]], former [[GameFAQs]] users, former /b/tards, console [[fanboys]], and people who masturbate to depictions of [[Pedophile|underage video game characters]]. It's a common misconception that /v/ has no mods. This is false; /v/ has mods, they're just a bunch of [[Too lazy|lazy]] niggers. In a rare display of self-awareness, they refer to themselves as /v/irgins.

*'''[[faggot|/vg/]]''' - [[gay|GENERAL TOPICZ ON VIDEO GAESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111]]

*'''[[retro|/vr/]]''' - [[lie|Because the /v/ and /vg/ boards weren't enough]], moot had the [[retarded|brilliant]] idea to add a [[Stale|Retro]] Gaming board. They haven't decided on a name for themselves yet, but no doubt they'll come up with something [[awesome]] like /vr/etards. Actually they're known as VR Troopers, and this board was needed to stem the tide of massive butthurt (that usually stems from someone having a sense of humor) and dramafagging. So far it's been more mellow than other boards, although faggotry still leaks in, such as furious debates over the shadow of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger. Easiest way to piss them off is to mention [[Mario|Kaizo]] or [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]].

*'''[[Vp|/vp/]]''' - LOLPOKEMANZ!!1!1 [[moot]] created this board on July 14, 2010 due to the large amount of "Pokemon General" threads on /v/. <s>Frequent users of this board like to refer to themselves as /tr/ainers in attempts to further distance themselves from /v/.</s> Nowadays, these [[Faggot|fine folks]] prefer to call themselves [[Retards|"/vp/oreons"]], omitting the "a" of the name of a Pokémon they are [[Fap|all too familiar with]]. People who regularly visit /vp/ include underage b&, [[aspie]] adults, butthurt [[Digimon]] fans, and [[Gardevoir|closeted]] [[Lopunny|furries]]. JUST MAKE SURE NOT TO POST HENTAI WITHOUT A SPOILER TAG; THIS IS A [[faggot|WORKSAFE BOARD]] GUISE!

*'''[[Call of Duty|/vm/]]''' - No amount of boards seem to be enough to contain the sheer amount of [[vidya]] faggotry, and so /vm/, /vmg/, /vrpg/ and /vst/ were bolted onto the website sometime [[last Thursday]]. /vm/ is the dedicated [[Orgy|multiplayer]] games board. It's basically /v/ but you're only allowed to talk about [[Team Fortress 2]], [[World of Warcraft|MMORPGs]] and [[Street Fighter 2|shitty fighting games nobody cares about]].

*'''[[Genshin Impact|/vmg/]]''' - [[Geometry Dash|Mobile games]]. A mostly dead board occasionally visited only by [[poor]] [[Brazil|third worlders]] whenever they manage to obtain a stable internet connection.

*'''[[Final Fantasy|/vrpg/]]''' - RPG games. A place for sexless neckbeards to talk about boring decades-old [[RPG Maker]] games and have their daily [[Fallout|Fallout 3 vs. Fallout: New Vegas]] slapfight. Also ZOMG [[Skyrim|SKYRIM]]!!!1

*'''[[Zerg Rush|/vst/]]''' - Strategy games. Yet another /v/ reskin with not much going for it. Only notable for containing substantially more [[butthurt]] than the others, with users constantly complaining about the latest installments to their favorite franchises. The possibility of simply ''not buying'' the shovelware [[Dumbass|continues to elude them]].

*'''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|/vip/]]''' - Hiro's latest attempt at boosting 4chan Pass sales. Only Pass users may post on this board. Completely pointless as there is nothing to talk about (other than their "oldfag" [[e-peen]] with the ''since4pass'' flair) and nobody even attempts to troll, lest they lose their [[Something Awful|10bux]]. As a result it's absolutely dead.

*'''[[Permavirgin|/vt/]]''' - [[Virtual Youtubers]]. A place for romantically-challenged losers to [[Masturbate|discuss]] the latest antics of their favorite Japanese woman with an animu avatar. Surprisingly lulzy, as the userbase is incredibly pathetic and all imagine themselves to be in one-sided relationships with their idols. As a result they are both easy to troll and have a tendency to post [[Sick fuck|extremely depraved]] sexually-charged ramblings about the objects of their desires. Thankfully, none of them are poised to leave their mom's basement anytime soon, so society at large is safe from these would-be rapists.

*'''[[Wapanese|/w/]]''' - For all your [[Engrish|wallpapers anime]]. As can be noted by merely observing that "w" comes before "wg", the anime board must have appeared such, only strengthening the entire "Japanese are 1,000x cooler than us" mentality. The only board that lacks (well, not as much "lack" as has a decline in) this philosophy is /b/.

*'''[[wallpaper|/wg/]]''' - Wallpapers/General. A board devoted to posting desktop wallpapers with pictures of anything ranging from cars to girls to [[drugs|random geometric designs and colorful scenery]], anything else a spoiled teenage boy or other typical basement dweller desires yet is unable to afford; likely due to his tendency to waste money on things like the latest several hundred dollars each series of displays for a multiple monitor setup. Also includes people too stupid to check [[4scrape]].

*'''[[gif|/wsg/]]''' - "Work-safe" version of /gif/. Added after various requests by people tired of all the porn on /gif/. Functions as 4chan's dedicated video-sharing board.

*'''[[SAUCE|/wsr/]]''' - Worksafe Requests. About as useless as plain ol' /r/.

*'''[[x/|/x/]]''' - Paranormal. Another oldfag filled /b/ outlet, except with ghosts. Here, late night insomniacs gather in attempts to scare each other shitless with posts like [[creepypasta]], images including [[Photoshopped]] "paranormal activity" and schizophrenic doodles, and anecdotes by [[insane|people]] who believe they have a sixth sense or are being haunted. [[Fact]]: every other post on this board ends with [[who was phone|"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"]] or [[Then A Skeleton Popped Out|"THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!1"]]; [[shit nobody cares about|memes]] exclusive to /x/.

*'''[[EXTREME|/xs/]]''' - Extreme Sports. A place to discuss shit like [[Skateboard|skateboarding]], [[9/11|skydiving]], [[Kung Fu|martial arts]] and other stuff people cooler than [[you]] enjoy. Pretty much dead because the typical 4chan user is an overweight, short-sighted, wheezing little virgin who gets winded from just climbing up the stairs from his basement.

*'''[[yaoi|/y/]]''' - This is where girls and [[queer|guys]] masturbate to sodomy. When not doing so, they battle over which is hotter: guys that look like girls fucking each other or guys that would give Rambo an inferiority complex fucking each other. One of the four realms where women exist on the internet.

===Former/Retired Boards===

*'''[[wat|/5/]]''' - A "secret" board that existed for a brief while [[last Thursday|a long time ago]] and probably involved mods posting pictures of the number 5 or something.

*'''[[Hipsters|/asp/]]''' - A boards that consists of [[fags|hipsters]] discussing [[fucking stupid|way cool]] [[boring|alternative]] sports such as skateboarding. When they're not busy blogging about their latest rock climbing trip, they're brainstorming about inventing their own [[kewlies]] sport. Despite being a board for alternative sports, the board itself is full of wrestling thread and gay fanfiction of a wrestler who got [[Buck Breaking|anally raped by a pack of Bulbasaurs in the hot sweltering summer of 92]]. They call themselves /asp/ies. The board was eventually split into /pw/ and /xs/

*'''/fk/''' - For Kidz. Was opened as a joke board, but unlike [[s4s|/s4s/]] didn't get to stay. Became password protected for a long time before being quietly snuffed sometime around 2012.

*'''/g/''' - Before there was the /g/ we all know and hate, the /g/ board of 4chan stood for Guro, i.e. [[gore]] porn. Was shut down in late 2004.

*'''/ib/ & /ip/''' - Two absolutely dead boards that were eventually combined into the ever-so-slightly less dead /i/.

*'''/l/''' - [[Lolicon]]. Despite [[newfag|newfags]] denying its existence, and [[moot]] himself trying to make everyone forget about it, for a while 4chan had a dedicated loli board. The board went through expected turbulence, up to and including being deleted for a while, before being finally shut down completely in late 2004. Moved to not4chan.org by moot afterwards (don't bother clicking that, you sick fuck. not4chan itself has been dead for years).

*'''[[n|/new/]]''' - <s>'''N'''iggers & J'''ew'''s.</s> [[killdozer|Bulldozed]] along with /r9k/. Resurrected as [[pol/|/pol/]]

*'''[[q/|/q/]]''' - 4chan Discussion, added by moot as a place for butthurt faggots to cry about how shit and cancer filled the internet anus has become. Was unceremoniously closed when the whining reached uncontrollable levels.

*'''[[qa/|/qa/]]''' - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until [[Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiro]] officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home. Was eventually locked and purged after an /lgbt/ raid. This event is commonly known by the /qa/ immigrants as The Great Soyset.

*'''[[rapidshit|/rs/]]''' - Rapidshares. Aggregated all filesharing links posted anywhere on 4chan, providing easy access for those who are hellbent on infecting their PC with malware. Effectively replaced the [[dead|now-defunct]] rapidsearch.yi.org, which was run by [[Food|Popcorn]] [[Mexico|Mariachi]].

*'''[[Random_Page|/yg/]]''' - <s>[http://zip.4chan.org/yg/imgboard.html Yogurt?]</s> What the shit? Gone, apparently.

*'''[[z/|/z/]]''' - An oldfag board far more cancerous than even present-day /b/, if you can even fathom such a concept. The board was constantly trolled by randomly chosen mods who liked to [[rape|decorate]] it with [[YTMND|animated GIF backgrounds and looped music]]. Users given a "/z/ ban" would not be able to access any other board but this one. After its removal, attempting to view it will only allow you to see the [[penis|lovely]] placeholder page that <s>has since taken its place</s> was also removed during a general site cleanup after moot left (for those curious, it was [[beecock]]).

*'''World4ch''' - For the longest time 4chan had integrated Japanese-style textboards tucked away in a shitty subbasement. They were absolutely dead and had a propensity to crap out and crash every other Tuesday. Most users were only made aware of them through links beneath the titles of several regular imageboards. The only one of note was /vip/ (no relation), which housed half a dozen mouthbreathers who insisted on constantly reposting the same ancient [[2ch]] memes from 2005.

==A Typical 4chan user==

<center>[[File:Ultimate Banhammer.jpg]]</center>

==4chan Moderators==
[[Image:Mod furries.png|thumb|Evidence that 4chan mods are furries. (note: bottom)]]

[[Image:team4chanotakon2005.jpg|200px|thumb|center|Team 4chan at Otakon 2005]]

All of 4chan's moderators were moot's friends from Something Awful or people who have lurked in #janiteam and #team4chan on Rizon until they turned into snail-people. You really do not want to be one.

===Former Mods===
[[Image:Moot.jpg|thumb|4chan's moot shortly after gaining his diploma in Mexican Vice Studies.]]

*[[W. T. Snacks]] was famous for banning many newfags on /b/ in an effort to make /b/ good. That made him [[cool]]. Moot got jealous of his e-fame and stripped him of his rank. He's less involved in the chan scene now, although he occasionally posts on /mu/ and /r9k/ with a tripcode. He also runs a radio show, "Midnight Snacks." His tripcode is TcT.PTG1.2 and he can be found in #4chan.
*MrSpooky is an ex-mod who spawned the catchphrases "I've never seen so many ingrates" and "You'll receive nothing from me." He frequently made stickies on /b/ begging for money because he got thrown in jail and now he needs donations to pay off his court fees. Smells real great. Now located here at ED with all you other fuckers as Mrs.Pooky!
*Anonymous-San - Quit due to stress, also due to him attempting to get it on with some 4chan girl (more info welcome).
*Shut
*Censored Vagina - Permabanned Something Awful pedophile. Talks about child genitals a lot.
*hova
*JDigital
*FrankStallone - Also known as dr.wiii. A huge Macfag and Nintendo DS gamer. Has a hard on for Churuya-san. He quit the internet (retired from modship) as of 12/1/2010.
*Shii - Wrote an earlier version of the textboards and ran them until he caused drama with moot.
*Allyson - A fat, underage whore that looks like the ugly tree that raped her through childhood, managed to go down on [[Moot]] long enough for him to give her Mod status. During all of this she apparently stalked a 4channer from her hometown, making her a [[slut]]. She's a filthy camwhore that has dozens of STDs and suffers from being a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].
*[[DocEvil]] - Started out a Janitor on /tv/ eventaully became a mod and over the summer became a /b/ mod. <s>Mod removed after his friend got on his account and started baleeting shit.</s> He is back
*InspRedwood- A notorious mod best known for shitting up /a/, started out as a janitor on /co/ back in 2013 and became reviled for his/her constant heavy policing of threads, after the GamerGate incident was promoted to a mod and has since crusaded across 4chan as a ban happy SJW lunatic. Commonly seen circlejerking and stirring up drama on the IRC.

===Current Mods/Mod Sympathizers===

[[Image:Janiteam.gif|thumb|alt=4chan's "#janiteam" channel on Rizon|Janitor channel. Some of these motherfuckers are literally mods now]]

*ALTERNATIVE - Joining as 4chan's lead coder/scripter back in 2004, notable for asking moot to create /tg/, therefore a [[Fat|hugely]] socially inept beardo. Also goes by the [[IRC]] nicks "Dave" and "buttly". Has a yellow wife (a la [[Something Awful|Kyanka]]) who is shamefully ugly, as evinced by the fact that she had to settle for a 4chan dork instead of a more sukksessufuru Amelican. His likes include [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|outdated computer equipment, having theory-of-mind problems, and ancient shitty games.]] Has since become one of the sites three Admins with moots departure

[[File:Troid.png|200px|thumb|Troid in all his beta glory.]]

*Dongfix, aka Enumeric. Another shitty gamer. Owns Imgbear.com and writes scripts for janitors and mods to be hosted there. Information showing proving as such was first possibly leaked '''{{archive|rlFJZ|here}}'''. Feel free to read that thread and take a look at the [[4chan#External_links|external links.]]
*Sporks - Real name: Dan Levin is best known for wearing the yotsuba TF2 mask at Otakon.
*Zanok
[[Image:Invisibro_is_embarassing.jpg|122px|thumb|left|At left, Invisibro works on making whiteness even more humiliating.]]
*Zephro
*pixel - Startlingly dumb /b/ tripfag whose only claim to fame is the GET they mention in their vhost. May have been known as "maggot"/"kyat" at one point and is an actual "woman" insofar as it possesses a vagina-like aperture.
*MrVacBob - Succeeded Shii in writing and administrating the textboards. Enjoys programming and anime. AKA "Alexander Strange".
*I_AM_ABIB - Retro [[gamer|gaymer]] dork and anime pedo. Formerly a mere janitor, ABIB and a number of other second bananas were promoted to moderator in late '09 and began taking out their long-stifled aggressions on the boards. Rivals ALTERNATIVE in terms of burbling autistic hostility.
*Jay Irwin / Invisibro / gingermod / swaglord - Balding, [[Chris_Benoit|roid-raging]] ginger, also an [s4s] mod that sometimes posts in papyruse and comic sans.
*Concord- Retarded /b/ Mod who on accident posted with his name in his capcode instead of Anonymous ## MOD
*Troid- Real name Zack, resident tumblrina, redditor and mangina, usually found shitting up /a/ and cache banning any images from the site that end up exposing him. Was originally assigned in maintaining the 4chan archives but later had his archive privileges removed after going on a mass deletion spree whilst trying to cover up information about himself that was stored within the archives, despite such he retained his mod rights.
[[File:Gurupartap_S._Davis.jpg|thumb|left|122px|RapeApe is a left-over stock character from the Great [[Habbo Hotel]] Raids.]]
*RapeApe - A patron saint of [[pol|/pol/]], presumably the guy who sticked a video celebrating trumps victory on there. Known to be a [[QAnon|Qboomer]]/fan of [[Tucker Carlson]] or some shit, his endorsement of /pol/ shenanigans has caused '''{{archive|vRaze|extreme butthurt from the mainstream media}}''', claiming that 4chan is now a NATZEEE SITE!!!!!!!!1111ONE Cannot be entirely trusted, as he was one of the faggots known to delete [[GamerGate]] threads on /v/ back in 2014.
The login page for admin is [server name].4chan.org/[board name]/admin.php. The page for /b/ can be found '''{{archive|283lp|here}}'''

==UnderageB&==
[[Image:Cancerkids.jpg|thumb|Underage B&s are the cancer that is killing [[b|/b/]].]]
[[In before|Before]] [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] took over 4chan, most users were above the age of eighteen. Thanks mainly due to [[gore]]. [[b|/b/]] used to be a horrifying place and only those with the mental stability to handle the kind of shit posted had the balls to even [[lurk]]. Even when [[Shitting Dick Nipples|less horrifying memes]] became popular, the overall sense was terrifying. It was a [[Divide by zero|bad idea]] to leave /b/ on your computer when you went to go take a [[shit]].

Now, however, every post is written by someone around age twelve. These [[fag|faggots]] found out about 4chan through researching the black person on [[Habbo Hotel]]. Most hang around because /b/ is turning into the new [[eBaum's World]], with [[fail|funny]] parodies/2edgy4me jokes on [[IRL|real world]] events, pics of people SHOOPIN DER WHOOPS, and a place to get free [[pr0n]] without getting a virus as well.

This problem could be easily fixed if 4chan's mods [[BRING BACK SNACKS|grew some balls]] and started overly enforcing the [[ban hammer]], but we all know [[coward|that will never happen]] since if it did, there would be no /b/ left.

== Sticky, the 4chan Posting Guide ==

[[Image:Sticky.jpg|thumb|Meet Sticky! He's your guide to shitposting on /b/.]]

Sticky is 4chan's latest technology, a mutant inbred offspring of [[Jews]] and [[Clippit]] that [[moot]] [[Bullshit|worked really, really hard on]] for [[at least 100]] sleepless days in order to help newfags spout memes more and actually sound like they know what they're talking about to other newfags. While Sticky says he would like to help you with [[trolling]], he probably just wants to help you write a suicide note or [[rape]] you. He also doesn't seem to understand that copypasta and trolling is usually intricate work, and trying to do so without any experience will result in cancer like [[THE BEST]] and [[So Cash]]. Especially when he's flamboyant about his sexuality and weeaboo status. The best thing you can do is disable JavaScript or click "Don't show this tip again," although it likely won't do anything, because it didn't work any better trying to hide Clippit.

==4chan goes 2.0==

{|
| Before redesign: [[File:4chan_2005_Screenshot.jpg|center|300px]]
| After redesign: [[Image:4chan_2.0.gif|center|300px]]
|}

===The Day 4chan Died===
<pre>
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.

I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?

So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,

Oh, and while the FBI were looking down,
Pedobear stole his horny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
The CP was returned.
And while pedobear read a book of loli,
The anon waited in the park,
And we sang the Bel Air theme in the dark
The day 4chan died.

No-one knew what the new hompepage meant,
The anons lurked in their mothers basement,
Eight hours old and failing fast.
It landed with web 2.0 on it's ass.
The /b/tards tried for a bangbros pass,
With slowpoke on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Bel Air was sweet perfume
While the /b/tards played a marching tune.
We all got up to the pool,
Oh, and we made habbo look like fools!
`cause the afros tried to block the way;
The pool was closed, due to aids.
Do you recall who was r34'd
The day the 4chan died?

We started singing,
bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
</pre>

===The Future (old copypasta)===
<pre>
The change to the front page of 4chan may not appear
to have any significant effects as far as practicality goes.
But, I believe that it foreshadows much darker times to come.
For those who have their eyes open, you realize that almost
the whole world has been taken control of by a very corrupt and ruthless group of people.

This occurred through incremental methods, making small,
seemingly meaningless changes until so many changes had been made to society,
everything was different without anyone noticing. I believe that is what is
happening with 4chan. Mootle is making seemingly trivial changes to 4chan at
a slow pace, which will ultimately lead to our deepest fears: 4chan as an account-based
paysite with official merchandise, big corporate sponsorship, fake, contrived aesthetics,14
and perhaps even an official account of the history of 4chan which differs from reality.
Age verification will take place to visit any 18+ boards. All posts will be recorded.
GETS will be staged for real.

I've been here for over two years. I still feel like a "newfag"
(which is a word mostly used by newfags, ironically) but lately I realize
I've been here longer than 90% of 4chan users. Anyone who has been around
as long as I have can see that the real issue isn't the quality of posted
content, it's the changes that have been made to 4chan itself, the same way
things happen with any big corporation.

tl;dr, kill yourselves now
</pre>

== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==2008==
===Gaiachan===
On February 12, 2008 [[Fag|Moot]] posted his [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#95 fucking will] (tl;dr) on the news page basically talking about imminent changes on 4chan (new trial boards, more janitors, how much he loves the site and [[TLDR|much more]]).

===02/19/2008 - The Trial boards and the death of Old /n/ - News===

[[Image:Thethreadthatkilledn.jpg|thumb|The thread that killed /n/.]]

On February 19, 2008, Moot added 9 new "trial" boards:
'''/fa/''' ([[Pro-Ana|Fashion]]), '''/fit/''' ([[Ghey|Health & Fitness]]), '''/hc/''' ([[Ripper|Hardcore]]), '''/jp/''' ([[Lolicon|Japan/]][[Touhou|General]]), '''/n/''' ([[Mantrain|Transportation]], replacing News), '''/r9k/''' ([[R9k|ROBOT9000]]), '''/sp/''' ([[Sport|Sports]]), '''/toy/''' ([[Dildo|Toys]]) and '''/trv/''' (Travel), while at the same time killing the commie-phobic '''[[pol/|/n/]]'''.

[[Image:Wikipedia loves 4chan.jpg|thumb|Wiki <3's 4chan!]]

===The Occupation of /n/===
During a battle with the site's upstream provider, the "/n/-transportation" board (which m♡♡t moderates) was forced off topic. The declarative post (to begin the occupation) was made on Monday, the 11th of April, 2008 at 7:13 pm with the text "Hello, I'm David Bowie." This was a blatant reference to the Adult Swim show the "Venture Brothers", and within the hour there were multiple threads about [[Barack Obama]], the [[Beijing Olympics]], [[abortion]] and the [[Texas Polygamist Raid]]. It was more than obvious that the anoraks had been invaded and their board occupied in order to be converted back to "/n/-news", yet, in the early hours of the morning, the "admins" reset the posts to remove anything not related to transport.

==2010==
===4chan on Jeopardy===
On February 23rd 2010, '''{{ytlink|fNaUiAVT0Ls|a clue was featured on Jeopardy in a category entitled 'Internet' containing a reference to 4chan.org}}''':
[[Image:4chanJeopardy_.png|frame|center|What is [[CP]]?]]

===4chan and the End of Days===
On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for [[trolls|April fools]], took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like [[Anontalk|Anontalk]] to CP. Thx [[faggot|Moot]], good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of [[Boxxy|Boxxy]] in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to [[loli|lol i]] [[troll|trol]] [[you|u]], resulting in much
bawwing and [[rage]]. Joke's on [[moot]], though, as any [[faggot]] knows that [[fail| you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st]]. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.

===Birthday===
Due to the fact that the typical 4chan lurker [[lie| is not a wanna be moderator]], on the seventh birthday ( [[9/11| 10/1/03]] ) Moot opened up a [[aim|meebo]] account only to have it overflowed within minutes. Moot redeemed his butt hurt fans by opening up an irc.

===Operation Overlord===
{{main|Operation Overlord}}

On the 14th of November 2010, 4chan was invaded by [[tumblr]]. Reactions such as "NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO." erupted from now bonerless /b/tards everywhere.

Oh, lol, actually, tumblr failed and only DDoS'd the front page.

===PUDDI PUDDI===
{{main|Giga Pudding}}
On the 1st of December 2010 [[moot|some fucking hoebag]] embedded '''{{ytlink|B10BxYZqa1Q|this video}}''' at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, <s>prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and [[Pain series|crushing your testicles]] with your bare hands.</s> How hard is it to use AdBlock?

==2011==
===4/22/11 = THE END IS NEAR===

[[Image:4chan_without_adult_ads.png|200px|thumb|[[Shit no one cares about|OMG THE END IS NEAR]]]]

<s>On all NSFW pages of 4chan, the ads have gone. Possibly, due to the content of nature of the NSFW boards, essentially [[B|/b/]], the Advertising company ditched [[moot]] and left him for dead ad-less and thus loosing money. Hopefully, 4chan won't end up like the old [[ED]]...</s>

All NSFW pages now have ads again.

===5/1/11 [[America|AMERICA FUCK YEAH!]]===
As news came out regarding the death of [[Bin Laden]], moot decided to embed '''{{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|AMERICA FUCK YEAH}}''' into the /b/ board. this of course became old within minutes and /b/tards started banging their heads into their keyboards in an attempt to break their ears so they didn't have to hear it anymore.

===10/23/11 [[moot]] resurrects boards===
[[moot]] resurrects /r9k/, /new/ (now /pol/), and /hc/, and creates /diy/.

===The Siege===
4chan was DDoS'd on and off between 11/14/11 and 11/17/11. No word yet on the culprit, everything from [[tumblr]] (highly likely) to lulzsec (unlikely) has been put forward.

==2012==
===New Old /b/===
It was Valentine's Day 2012. Considering moot likes penis, he had nobody to stick it into. Bored out of his mind, he had the bright idea to perhaps start managing 4chan again. For once, he listened to Anon, because he actually allowed the pathetic virgins that inhabit to talk to their god and give Him suggestions. For a brief moment, OC flowed like fresh blood through a rotting corpse. Post ending in XXX <s>has been restored</s> is still gone :(, ponies and Chloe threads paused, and Moot said he would be adding up to 15 new boards, including a [[mlp/|a brony board]]. Could this be the Second Re/b/oot? For a while, it seemed like it wouldn't, but then moot did the unthinkable: He restored forced Anon but proceeded to give every poster 24-hour ID's, so [[Wat|posters are anonymous while not actually anonymous]]. /b/ finally returned to form: Cancer, shitposts and reposts have all but died. OC flowed through the land once again. But moot will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Update: It went to hell quickly, cancer became terminal on /b/ once more, and moot ended up removing IDs in September [[2013|the next year]].

==2013==
2013 was the 10th year of 4chan, and as such, many [[boring|exciting]], new changes took place.
===New Boards===
In 2013 moot added several new boards: /gd/ for the hipsters, /asp/ for the [[wrestling|alternative]] [[skateboard|sports]] fans, /vr/ for the nostalgiafigs, /lgbt/ for the LGBT users (read: all of them,) and the infamous [[s4s|<nowiki>[s4s]</nowiki>]] for the funposters.

===AWA Con Panel===
After a dinner with old 4chan mods, moot had the absolutely ''great'' idea of holding another 4chan panel, despite the disastrous results of the Otakon panels years before. Since he and 4chan were '''{{archive|D0Puy|banned}}''' from having another panel at Otakon, Atlanta's AWA con was the nexyt best place to ruin. And so it was. Several days before the actual tenth anniversary, the panel was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0&t=3m25s streamed live on YT]. Users from boards such as /b/, /s4s/ and others crowded into [[synchtube]]-clone site rooms to watch the panel, resulting in shitposting across all boards as well as in the chats of said stream sites. The panel itself was incredibly boring and the only highlight was W.T. Snacks shouting an old classic, "why does your website suck," at moot after snatching the microphone from someone else who was probably just going to shout a catchphrase himself anyway.

For half an hour before the panel, all text on 4chan '''was turned bold.'''

===Deletion of /q/===
[[q/|/q/]] was deleted, and replaced with a hardly-used suggestion box.

==2014==
2014 was a year with much lulz for 4chan but it will go into history as it's fatal year. It was the year in which the 3 main happenings (Independance Day Tumblr Raid, The Fappening and Gamergate) triggered the downfall of 4chan and m00t finally gave in to the SJWs and became a traitor to his own chan.

===April Fools' 2014===
For April 1 2014, 4chan added a new site-wide notice explaining the change in the CAPTCHA system to the Japanese spelling of [[Touhou|CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]] for the sake of improving the education of the userbase. The notice ends with the equally [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] ''ゆっくりしていってね！！'', which is another equally terrible jap reference.

===Aussie Events===
Sometime in April 4chan was hacked by someone and all their faggot janitors got doxed. This resulted in mass confusion and celebratory champagne.

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===Independence Day Tumblr Raid===
{{main|Independence Day Invasion}}

===The Fappening===
{{main|The Fappening}}

===Gamergate===
{{main|GamerGate}}

===4chan is kill===
{{Main|M00t's GamerGate Sellout}}
Rumors have it that shortly after the [[Independence Day Invasion]], Moot was contacted by a mysterious individual whom claimed a girl had committed [[suicide]] over said raid, Moot, being the dickless faggot he is, complied with this individual's every demand in fear of getting v& IRL, most notably, it included giving all oldfag mods the finger and replacing them with new mods straight from [[tumblr]] who happily throw out permabans to users who post threads about [[Zoe Quinn]], [[gamergate]], and those who dare criticize [[feminism]].

[[some argue|Many believe]] 4chan has turned into an SJW infested shithole with no freedom of speech and therefore starting with the great 4chan exodus many anons started to migrate to their new home 8chan, where freedom of speech and privacy is taken seriously. It is assumed that m00t started to behave like a cuck because he did not want negative media attention for his new project canvas but he failed to reaize that his canvas project never had any chance. It is also believed that m00t gave in to the SJW becase he wanted to sell 4chan and therefore he had to mak the page appear as civillized as possible. Especially 2014 was a year with much drama involving the independance day raid, the fappening and the gamergate scandal which turned a lot of negative attention to 4chan.

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== 2015 ==
=== January 2015 - Final sellout and le cuck est mort ===

[[Image:17th century 4chan.jpg|thumb|right|An 18th century representation of 4chan.]]

On 2015-01-17 a new requirement paper for 4chan janitors was leaked to 8chan's Hotwheels by an enraged 4chan Janitor and confirmed what many anons already assumed after the exodus. 4chan now officialy wanted his janitors to provide identification documents, a photograph that would be uploaded on a server so everybody can steal it and sign a legally binding contract in order to be fucking unpaid and voluntary janitors. Yes you read it right. m00t has now confirmed a second time that he is a SJW cuck who gives a shit about freedom and his shithole of imageboard is definetely dead. After he heard about the leak he pretended he wanted to post it anyway and made a posting on the official 4chan blog about it but secretly he was mad that he got exposed once again for the faggot he is.

After the dust settled a bit over the weekend (as it was anyway clear since September that m00t is a SJW sellout bitch) m00t announced on 2015-01-22 that he will retire from his postition as 4chan admin.
It was now clear that Hotwheels was the new emperor in the land of imageboards and the indulgent emperor he was, he even participated in m00ts farewell party that was organized on 8chan under the name of #jesuismoot and on the 8chan board /jesuismoot/ (just like the je suis charlie news that were prominent at that time). Hotwheels was not mad about m00t and remembered the good old days when he was on 4chan in his childhood and thanked m00t for the good time like a true indulgent emperor to a little brat.

However 8chans userbase did not share the good sentiments of their leader and decided to ridicule m00t on various image macros and thread postings. A phrase that was often used at that time was "le cuck est mort" a deviation of the French "le cock est mort" meaning the rooster is dead from the famous french song "le cock est mort". Another phrase that was used was "le roi est mort - vive le roi" implying that Hotwheels was now the unquestionned emperor of the imageboard-o-sphere. Also a funny fact is that Hotwheels was actually sleeping when m00t announced this because he lives in the Philippines and they have a time shift compared to America and so he was very surprised and one of the later ones who learned about m00ts retirement.

However, 4chan was now officially dead after about 11 years and 8chan also felt another influx of 4chan newfags who were in denial about the happenings of the last months but apparently noticed that they are now beeing ruled by SJW mods who started flooding their chan.

=== September 2015 - The End Two - Electric Boogaloo ===
On 9-21-15 the final death knell rang for 4chan's passing when m00t announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura (former owner and admin of [[2ch]]) would be taking his place as new head moderator and owner. 
Nishimura has a reputation for being a massive faggot who was even [[loser|unable to pay his server bills]] and violated Japanese privacy laws. After Jim took over 2ch, Nishimura was allowed to keep his admin position but in the end Jim had to fire him anyway because he was caught [https://anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/ selling user data for jew goldz and letting political parties pay him for the right to shill on the website]. Nishimura then got [[butthurt]] that he was kicked and started [[DDoS]]-ing 2ch in revenge. After this action the whole 2ch userbase hated him even more than before and he even today still has persona-non-grata status all over 2ch.

He also allegedly had ties to the japanese government and [[NSA|american 3-letter organizations]]. 
m00t has fucked off since January to become a redditcuck.

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File:Janitorreq.jpg|the official 4chan blog page about it
File:Lecuckestmort.jpg|m00t officially announcing he will step down as admin
File:Jesuismoot.jpg|the farewell party at 8chan
File:MootNishimura.png|the official "news" posting
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==Fanfic==
<big>'''A reading from Genesis'''</big> 

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In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lo, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created [[Bridget]];
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MySQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
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==Trump's effect on 4chan==

[[File:Trump Election Feels.png|center|700px]]

==Mobile Browser Support==
4chan makes a big deal out of the fact it supports mobile browsers. It even goes so far as to provide neat columns of images to fap to as you plan your next epic troll.

However, don't bother trying to post if you're one of the 300 million people who use Opera Mini. Or one of the [[over 9000]] people who use Opera's Main competitor, UC Browser. In their fight against trolls, spammers, rabid bronies, and Lucifer himself, 4chan bans anything vaguely resembling a proxy. Opera Mini passes all data through Opera servers, and these are treated as satanic proxies. Some might question why 4chan doesn't simply read the real IP address from Opera Mini's header data '''like any properly designed website should.''' The answer to that question will be someday discovered on [[b/|/b/]]. Or perhaps [[v/|/v/]]. Or,even [[no|possibly]], [[q/|/q/]].

==Hacking again - 4/14/25==
{{main|4chan 2025 MegaHack}}
On April 14th, 4chan was hacked by a soyteen who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. The site is now down and.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. If it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. (until they arise from the ashes again a few days later and continue ofc)

==The (eventual) death of 4chan==
After more than 20 years of happenings that profoundly changed the Internet as we know it, 4chan has declined so much and at the same time became so popular that currently, aside from being a [[honeypot]] used by the [[FBI]] to catch (possible) criminals like [[pedophile]]s or [[high score|wannabe mass shooters]], it's filled with [[coomers]] and [[normies]] who only knew about it from watching YouTube videos where it's described as "[[The Internet is serious business|the shadiest site on the Internet where if you say something they don't like, they dox you immediately,]]" when that's obviously not the case.

Most of the [[oldfag|old 4chan community]] who may have contributed to this article a decade ago (people currently in their late 20s, 30s, or even their 40s and 50s) have moved on, become [[an hero|an heroes]], or migrated to other imageboards (like the sharty). The site in general has become quite inactive outside of certain specific boards such as /co/, /vt/ and /x/.

At some point, 4chan will become an empty, dead husk as [[zoomers]] grow into adulthood while [[millenials]] become old and newer generations forget about it. Probably 4chan will suffer the same fate as many other [[Web 2.0]] sites like [[YTMND]], [[Something Awful]], [[AlbinoBlackSheep]], [[eBaumsworld]], [[Newgrounds]] <s>and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].</s>
==Gallery==
{{cg||failgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Browse4chan.png|Proceed with caution.
File:The new rules of 4chan.png|Don't let the lies on the rules page fool you: these are the actual rules that 4chan enforces.
Image:4channormalpeople.png|Full of normal people.
Image:4chan-motivational.jpg|You've been warned.
File:SEMENDEMONRETURNS.png
File:Monkey Vs $chan Banana.gif|Your reaction to a banana thread
File:NSA Spying On 4chan.jpg
Image:Cornwallis lol.JPG|4chan: The place where you admit wanting to fuck General Cornwallis.
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File:4Chan2005vs2016.jpg|then and now
File:Kill_the_4chan.jpg|'tis simple, really
File:4chan's role on the internet.jpg|<s>Her dick was ten times bigger and more painful to contain than his</s> They're both girls, dumbass
File:Only newfags use newfag as a personal insult.jpg|No freedom of speech in the queen's domain
File:Faggots234.jpg|4Chan IRL
File:4chan house.jpg|4chan House
File:Finger4chan.jpg
File:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
File:Corpsefuck.jpg
File:Livegrenade.jpg
File:4Chan Dick Visited.png
File:Typical 4chan user face.jpg|what the typical 4chan user looks like
File:Bodybag.jpg
File:TrouserSnake.jpg
File:4chanGPS.jpg
File:Makecoolcrystals.jpg
File:Anusworms.jpg
File:4channudecat.png
File:666666666.png
File:4chanfurfags.jpg
File:4chan user typical.jpg
File:Sportboard.jpg
File:4chan tiger cringe.jpg
File:Best Stalin.png
File:Black Nazi.jpg
File:Average 4chan user.jpg
File:Refugee Conspiracy.jpg
File:Dollfucker.png
File:Merchantguidegoy.png
File:4Chan Media Destruction.jpg
File:30kg.jpg
File:Actsofkindness.png
File:4changhostpuncher.png
File:Nigganimals.png
File:4chanchickenman.jpg
File:Memesofb.jpg|[[Memes]], lol
File:4chIveGivenuponreality.png
File:4chanbrovswomen.jpg
File:The-last-shooper.jpg|The last shooper
File:B hates ed.jpg|ED made newfags
File:88truthsoflife.jpg
File:Mootbuck.jpg
File:4chan-scene.jpg|Is this funny? I don't know (edit) No, it's not.
File:4chan 2.0.gif|Their faggoty new front page
File:4ChanVTECWRYYY.GIF|A gay little drawing
File:4chanHelpGuide.jpg|Knowing this will make you very [[l33t]] on 4chan.
File:4chan-government.jpg|TL;DR
File:4chanBrawl.png|4chan Brawl.
File:4chan-warning.jpg|Warning
File:4chan-Sage.jpg|[[Sage]]
File:4chan_-_Smash_face_on_keyboard_then_post_results.jpg
File:Samefag.png
File:SEMENDEMON.jpg
File:Semendemen.png
File:4chan-motivation.jpg|Ass 'n Titties
File:4chan-guide.jpg|A guide to all the boards.
File:to-the-point.Jpg|4chan gets straight to the point.
File:4chan-camwhore-guide.png|Camwhore guide
File:B summary.jpg|/b/
File:Downloadhentai.jpg|This is what 4chan is for.
File:4chandown.JPG|'''{{archive|SRHTE|mirror}}'''
File:4chan_shit.jpg
File:Bosch's4chan.jpg|Oh God...
File:Kill4u.jpg|An example of the high-brow users that frequent 4chan.
File:4chanMacro.jpg
File:Phail btard.jpg|Typical chan fag.
File:PartyVan.jpg
File:4chanchildren.PNG
File:4chanban.JPG|BAWWWWWWW!
File:Nodude.jpg
File:4chan demotivator.jpg|Another [[demotivator]]
File:Nigger thread.jpg|[[Demotivator]] from early [[R9gay|/r9k/]].
File:4chanmap.jpg|Your basic map of 4chan.
File:Holy council of 4chan.jpg
File:Banned2.png|Some have proven it IS possible to get banned from 4chan.
File:Bman.png|Typical 4channer.
File:Chemistslab.jpg
File:Choose1item.jpg
File:Differencebetweenmenandwomen.jpg
File:Peter_pan.jpg|[[What]].
File:Pinklolibrokeinternets.jpg|4chan + pink elephants = WIN!
File:Churchsign.jpg|Now I lay me down to sleep.
File:Googling_4chan.jpg|[https://www.google.com/search?q=inurl%3A4chan.org%2Fb&num=100&hl=en&safe=off&filter=0 Someones grandma is getting 4chan banned from the internet, one thread at a time.]
File:Mysql.png|Yotsuba causes most of 4chans server troubles.
File:Sinistar22.JPG|Beware, I live!
File:4chancookie.jpg|Typical 4chan cookie message
File:Newfags_are_killing_b.jpg|[[OMG|Oh my shitty fucking]] [[God]], go [[an hero|kill yourselves]].
File:4changoogle.jpg|4chan according to [[Google]].
File:Australia Tourist Trap.jpg
File:Hansen-pedo.gif|A pedo-bait .gif posted on 4chan.
File:4chan-pedo-thread.gif|The reaction to the previous .gif.
File:Poolesclosed.jpg|POOLE'S CLOSED
File:Memeslol.jpg|An even gayer drawing.
File:HC_sad_truth.png|The sad truth of /hc/.
File:A_CHALLENGER_APPEARS.jpg|[[A challenger appears]].
File:ONB.jpg|[[Something Awful]] explains 4chan.
File:Babyatcomputer.jpg|Your average 4chan user.
File:4chan tech support.png|4chan's tech support.
File:Getacompliment.png|Reporting spam in /[[g]]/ moves you up in life.
File:Fagatron.jpg|touch my Disko /b/al
File:4chan-venn-diagram.png|Welcome to 4chan.
File:DDoS.jpg|You are unwelcome at 4chan.
File:sadjesus.png|[[facepalm|Jesus is sad for 4chan]]
File:4chanbunny.jpg|Listen to the bunny, he knows best.
File:Queen moot.jpg|Bow before your queen
File:4chanOperator.jpg
File:4chan a thread1.png|How [[a/|/a/]] reacts to casuals
File:Axis_of_internet_evil.jpg
File:4Chan_-_Haets_Fur_Fags.png
File:4Chan_-_Employee.png|Always a great resume addition!
File:Example_%26_4Chan_-_B.jpg
File:3_tires.png
File:GayBlowjobPhotoshop.jpg|I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
File:McDonalds_Embarrassing.png|Beta.
File:Walmart_Beta.jpg|More Beta.
File:Tour_De_Lune.png
File:Laid_Zero_Times.png|Such a lucky guy.
File:British_People.jpg
File:KoTH_I_Hate_Every_Single.png
File:I_try_to_masterbate.jpg|[[STDs|My masterbate is fire]].
File:Batman_Play.png
File:Mod_Swag.jpg|[[Mods]] are gods.
File:Mod_Zipper.png
File:Legsless_Lucy.png
File:7BONG.png
File:You_Dont_Know_Embarrassment.png
File:Best_Metal.jpg
File:Its_A_Privilege.png|[[pol|It was a privilege]].
File:Hellsing_Crosseye.jpg
File:Beta_Is_Alpha_As_Fuck.jpg|Even more Beta.
File:Time_Flies_Faggot.jpg|Time flies when you're a faggot.
File:v_goes_crazy.jpg|/v/ shows off how lonely they are.
File:Crocery_Store.jpg
File:Microwave_Pizza.jpg|Remember: The only people who buy microwaveable pizza are the ones who will most likely [[die alone]].
File:Dont_4chan_When_Its_Late.png
File:Rape_Yes.png|Always say [[yes]] before getting raped.
File:Rotaries_And_Straights_Troll.jpg|Typical /o/ discussion.
File:Snoop_Breaker.png|Don't EVER let /b/ [[divide by zero|successfully count to 10]].
File:Tow_Truck_Woes.png
File:Weird_Fucking_Fetishes.jpg|4chan is a great place to talk about your robot fetishes.
File:Drama!.gif
File:4chan-laser.jpg
File:4chan Better Than Sherlock.gif
File:4chan hobo fellatio.jpg
File:4chan-Racism.png
File:4chan b.png
File:4chan4eva1.png
File:4chanduringsex10.jpg
File:4chanchad.jpg
File:Comprehensiveguidetoshitposting.jpg|A comprehensive guide to shitposting.
File:Confusedanimegirls.png
File:Dubstheforbiddenone.jpg
File:UNInvestigates4chan.jpg|Investigated by UN
File:4chanduringsex8.jpg
File:Pandorasbox.jpg
File:4chanepiccreep.jpg
File:4chanstarwarscosplay.jpg
File:Geertwillrule.jpg
File:BUILDWALL.jpg
File:4chanweebfreaks.jpg
File:4chanslavroll.png
File:4chanvsreddit.png
File:Ripdandog.png
File:4chanstoryfags.png
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg
File:Realityglitchgf.jpg
File:EDCfedora.jpg
File:Finalkek.jpg
File:Gameboyfellatio.png
File:Issacnewton4chan.jpg
File:Hitlergunclean.jpg
File:BLMcumtribute.png
File:Pcserviceautiststory.png
File:Genzfag.png
File:Waifutriggered.png
File:2014vs2015.jpg
File:4Chan User Faps To Horse Shit.jpg|This user jacks off to literal horse shit.
File:The Army Is Fucking Gay.jpg|4chan user describes his erotic experiences in the United States Military
File:ED User AlGore IRL.jpg|Typical 4chan fag
File:4chanyourenotwelcomehere.jpg
File:Fedorastalker.jpg
File:Suckmydickaccidentally.png
File:Convertsecondstomicrowavetime.png
File:Madmaxfuryroadshrek.jpg
File:RussianfindsISIS.jpg
File:Youravg4chanautist.png
File:4chstopbeinga.png
File:Validrapeclaims4ch.jpg
File:Injectglowstick.jpg
File:Altoidsautist.png
File:Kidtriestohirepersonalarmy.png
File:OPGFcockcalculaton.jpg
File:Findpassedoutskankatnight.jpg
File:Mommynomommynmooo.png
File:Irelandbritbong.png
File:Sentmycrushapoem.png
File:Rapealiens.jpg
File:Alpharabbit4ch.png
File:Seniorinhscringe.png
File:Pepewalmart.png
File:4chan Friends Meet.jpg
File:Elementarycrignetime.png
File:4Chan Count To 100.jpg
File:Cumbrowniesk.jpg
File:Elementarycringeage.png
File:Googlechildpr0n.png
File:2 25 2008 4chan.jpg
File:Aprils Fools Day 4chan.jpg
File:April 22 2007 4Chan Creativity.jpg
File:4chan_jannydox.jpeg | Full janny dox, why not send them a nice email thanking them for their generous voluntary work?
Image:4chanWP.jpg
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==See Also==
*[[Chanapocalypse]]
*[[4chan Gold Account]]
*[[4chan-verify]]
*[[chanarchive]]
*[[Fuuka]]
*[[B|/b/]] - Random board
*[[Pol/|/pol/]] - Political board
*''[[Time Magazine]]''
*[[moot]]
*[[Hiroyuki Nishimura]]
*[[brb, soup]]
*[[brb, compromised]]
*[[Old /b/ Day]]
*[[The xchan effect]]
*[[rape.sh]]
*[[4scrape]]
*[[4chan bans]]
*[[Moot is Olev]]
*[[Newfag]]
*[[July 29 Merchant broadcast]]
*[[4chan/WikiWorld]] - History - '''{{archive|drD9R}}''' [https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History] '''{{archive|bOPOX#73%}}'''
*[[Pedophilia apologia]]
*[[Clovergender]]

==Chatroom==
See: [[4chan/IRC]].

==External links==

[[Image:J board.jpg|300px|thumb|4chans Janitor and Moderator board only accessible by [[Moderator|those who sucked moot off hard enough]], and no, you are not invited...]]

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*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History The <s>incomplete</s> more or less complete history of 4chan] — A timeline of early history to the present.
*'''{{archive|Jdf3g|4chan image mirror}}''' — Realtime mirror of the /b/ images with categorizing, tagging, and searching.
*{{wayback|http://www.nopaste.com/p/a0EWbGqdC|20080814002801|title=Instructions on how to access 4chan (works as of 08/10/2008)}}.
*{{wayback|http://pedobaer.com|20091101074900|title=Pedobear}} — The Worlds Famous Meme Created By 4chan
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*[http://macrochan.org/index.php Macrochan] — A completely different collection of lame 4chan image macros.
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*{{pastebin|jyN306Ce|Dongfix owns Imgbear: evidence}}
*'''{{archive|QfWZT|Dongfix's janitor script}}'''
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Generation Z

2025-09-14T04:58:46Z

Nanachus:

{{天|Although not inaccurate, this page was written by a bunch of [[Baby Boomers]] and [[Millennials]]. 
You can help by waiting for when they all fucking die. |Old-man-at-computer.jpg|200px|Red|50%}}

{{aspergers|plural=yes}}
:''Not to be confused with [[Gen Zed]]''

[[File:Damien tumblr 2.jpg|thumb|[[Jessi Slaughter]] serves as a prime example of Gen Z.]]
[[File:Zoomerfags.png|thumb| Zoomers think that having the hair cut of [[Gary Glitter|a literal pedo]] is somehow "cool".]]

'''Generation Z''', '''Temu Millennials''', '''Post Millennials''', '''Centennials''', or '''Zoomers''' is the cohort of people spawned from 1995 to 2009, although [[Some argue|many argue]] this cancerous generation began in the mid to late [[1990s]]. Using this starting range can often bring severe butthurt and lulz as many Z-fags try to deny their connection to what will probably grow up to be the worst generation on record.

Scratch that, these sensitive snowflakes can't top the [[Baby Boomers]], [[Millennials|their older cousins]], or even Japanese basement men.

Generation Z is infamous for being atismoo-filled smartphone zombies, addicted to [[Soros|infantile subversive social media sites]] like [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and most recently [[Tik Tok]]. They are the most autistic generation in histor- ''no, THE most autistic generation in history -'' and the most freakishly lame and frightened one at that; if WW4 broke out tomorrow, atismoo Gen Z'ers, mad-max Millennials and demented arthritic Baby Boomers would be mostly destroyed.

They host to a shameful majority of the [[Tumblr|tumblrina]] cunts who get [[triggered]] over the slightest offensive word, like "Sodomy" (which means buttsecks or its kin, which sterile Gen Z'ers love), as well as [[Incel|supreme gentlemen]] such as [[Nikolas Cruz]], a chimped-out nobody sperg [[virgin with rage|who never scored]] throughout his shameful autistic lifetime, eventually figured the only way he could ever score was by throwing an [[School shooting|autistic temper tantrum]] where he flipped his apeshit and [[high score|killed 17 of his classmates]] with an [[Assault rifle|AR-15]], after [[Lol|catching an Uber to school that morning]]. Many have pinned Gen-Z as "'''Millennials <s>on Steroids'''</s>," poisoned by [[vaccines]], heavy metals and junk food diets given to them by the gub' and their pathetic, soft Baby Boomer parents, and they aren't far off.

{{Quote|Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.|[[Socrates]]}}

It should be noted that [[OL|on the Internet]], people in their 30s and early 40s often use "millennial" as an insult for "those kids these days who don't remember nor upload the opening logos of old VHS tapes," not realizing [[Irony|they are in fact millennials themselves]].

As usual, millennials proved themselves to be supremely retarded when they decided that, instead of [[OC|making up a single new word]] to shit on the next generation (such as replacing the word "intelligence" with "lit" to subverse every new dictionary being produced, which they actually did do)...

...they'd just [[Lazy|reuse the term "millennial"]] and try their damndest to [[Edit war|retroactively define it]] as "person born around or after the millennium." Then they give Gen Z'ers various bubblegum-pink confections, from pastries to cakes to trifles, alongside rosy golden doughnuts, cheesecake bars and baubles. Millennials might also offer aqua-blue pasta, popcorn and even sea-tinted cheese to their younger cousins as generation celebration gifts!

At least those three aforementioned colors, pink, gold, and blue, are still much better than gray fudge squares or charcoal-tinted ice cream. What do all these celebratory generation foods have in mind? Diabeetus.
During the prime of this generation (2022-2037) gen z will [[ræp|dominate]] other generations asses in popularity.

==Background & characteristics==
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[[File:Girl actually drinking bleach.jpg|thumb|right]]
Members of Generation Z were born between the years 1997-2012 and represent a quarter of the population of the [[United States]]. Despite being majority white, more shitskin races make up a part of this generation than any generations before it, resulting in massive [[lulz|problems]] for immobilised, [[ANTIFA]]-ruled Dumbfuckistan in the long run. Gen Z'ers have become very weak useless eaters and many aren't able to save what few regions are left of America that aren't some type of real-life Mad Max region.

The majority of the generation were the spawn of [[Generation X]] and some [[Baby Boomers]], although several [[Millennials]] got laid and spawned some Z-tards so their offspring could attend soccer practice and some subversive infantile weekly activities. It is this aspect that demonstrates exactly why Gen Z is one of the most decadent - and subversive - generations of all time. This generation is plagued by extreme debt, severe medical/neurological deficits, environmental degradation, lethargy, exhaustion, bad parents, snowflake sensitivity, stagnant scientific innovation, and bleak job opportunities (as robots, Mexicans, and [[curry niggers]] take away our jobs EN MASSE as more than 96% of the U.S. population is very much like a character from Freaky Eaters, like Victor Munoz or the ice cream bar addict.)

If you think us millennials had it hard, most of these snowflake crybabies weren't even around for an imperialistic, pre-9/11 world before the one-world dictatorship began. This aspect of being born after the initiation of the great decline of the West has, especially amongst [[White devils|white people]], ensured a culture of fear, emotional subversion and pussification inculcated the youth.

Being the most conservative generation, more Z-tards go to church than any generation since the WW2-era gen, as to give them some of Jehovah's wisdom before WW4 is fully implemented in YankWorld. Not that this means jack shit with regard to liberalism, since the only growth (at least in the US) occurred in "unaffiliated" or "Non-Christian" faiths. Yikes. [http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/ Read it for yourself, faggot.]

Gen Z has much lower teen pregnancy rates, stemming from the fact that they practice [[Awesome|degenerate]] sexual activities like [[fellatio]], buttsecks, and [[anal sex]], even at young ages. The politically-correct media also kindly encourages mass debating, gender-grinding and buttsecks in children through mobile apps, drag queen/ drag king story hours, and the Californian hit, "Queer Kids" TV show. Gen Z-Tards are also getting really sterile from all that fluoridated water/toothpaste, SAD-diets, sugar, Pink Guy Disease, chem trails, lycra suits, and of course, [[Metal_(music)|heavy metals]].

They are less likely to take drugs, because they're somehow 'wise enough' to resist snorting some Mexican heroin syringes offered to them by illegal aliens, yet dumb enough to eat laundry detergent and take a dump on the street because "it's fun to poop on streets!" without considering the moral/penal consequences of using the sidewalks as a loo (even while they can still use water toilets, before those get outlawed too by environmentalists for "wasting water", thus making them drink sewage water.)

They are even less likely to graduate due to schools becoming even more prison-like, militaristic, Mao-style and no longer tolerating [[Pepe]] memes, real research, scientific documents, or anything else that triggers fucking anyone. They are statistically the most educated generation as 30~50% of them end up going to college; however, they usually take useless classes like Women's Studies, Social Jackassery, Marxism, Maoism, Multiculturalism, or going to [[Art School]] to get a phony job on DeviantArt, Etsy, or other digital jackassery site to sell vintage Fire Emblem potholders.

Thus, their economic viability is VERY diminished compared to previous generations. Modern colleges enforce a strict brainwashing doctrine of [[Social Justice]], resulting in ''MILLIONS'' of [[Trigglypuff]]/Pink Guy clones.

[[Not|They are THE generation most resistant to Marxism, Leftism, Alt-Leftism/Weeabooery, Islam, and Joblessness the most]]. A staggering percentage listen to [[One_Direction|shit music]], sloppily dye their hair bizarre and extreme colors, give themselves EXTREMELY wacky hair-doo's like Laid-Back or Tons o' Braids, embrace freakish degenerate cultures like the [[Furry]]/[[Brony]] fandom, [[List_of_*chan_boards|Chans]], [[Tumblr|Dumblr culture]], [[MGTOW]], and more.

Many of the girls appropriate primitive degeneracy such as [[twerking]]. They have ruined the [[internet]] with all these cancerous memes of the sadistic [[2010s]] decade. Some of the biggest celebrities embraced by the generation include such trash as: [[Kesha|Ke$hit]], [[Justin Bieber]] who sings like he's missing a nut (and is actually supposed to be "Justine"), [[Nicki Minaj]], House Kardashian, and other retarded, ignominious filth.

Despite the rampant snowflake-ish neoteny on display, there is a shocking rise in early sexuality, despite how sterile and Atismoo-filled Gen Z is. It's not uncommon for children as young as 8~10 and even toddlers aged 3-4 to perform sexual activities, which is celebrated and glorified by the corporate liberal media who claim that young, sexually immature children are clam shells of energy in different forms, whose energy can be transferred to a host clam shell thru ButtSecks (which eventually gives 'em [[AIDS]] and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]).

The process of Corporate Pedophilia, where corporations market sex to younger and younger youth, has faced little opposition from the Pink Guy'd degenerate masses of society. Clothing keeps getting uglier and uglier, with Silicon-Valley's shitty Bauhaus-style clothing, Flat Design T-Shirts, two-toned pants made by mentally-deficient Gen Y minimum wage slave workers in Uranus. (At least those millennials have jobs!)

Many teenage girls (and even tweens) nowadays wear micro-shorts or skirts; it's like they barely even put on anything at all. Most of the girls buy into trash such as Diabeetus-loaded [[Starbucks]], Hindu [[yoga]], Yoga Pants and more. They are the result of hyper-sexualization, occultism, and dissolution of youth.

It's a common expression that [[Baby Boomers]] had an attention span of 5 minutes to spare; Millennials and Gen Z will grant only 5 seconds. Gen Y and Gen Z have baseline talent, since America's cheerfully plastic 1950's-style culture, good arts like Realism, and good books that weren't written/edited/changed by Millennials with jumbo Crayola crayons, now are almost completely obsolete. That is why [[Tik Tok]], [[Snapchat]], [[Instagram]] and other idiotic chink-made apps are so popular with the highly autistic youth of today.

==The Biggest fags in history==
According to [[Autistic Dumbfuck|Experts]], Generation Z are the biggest [[Faggot|faggots]] in history, with nearly 20% of them being a part of the [[LGBT|LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+ community]]. Many other [[Down_Syndrome|experts]] have tried to find a reason for this, but in reality the answer is mainly because they were destined to be faggots to begin with. Be honest, do you really fucking expect the same generation that [[fatfuck|spends all day on their phones]] on sites like [[Twatter|Twatter]] and [[Tik Tok|Chink Spyware]] to not be filled with such retarded bullshit to begin with?

Unsurprisingly, this has led to a decent chunk of Generation Z to [[An Hero|an hero themselves]] or become deranged [[schizo|schizos]], which has resulted in such bullshit becoming common place across [[Reddit|certain]] [[Twatter|websites]] due to the amount of times it fucking happens. Trust me, if you go on sites like [[Twatter|Twatter]] you will find a FUCKTON of Zoomers claiming that they will either [[an hero|attempt to claim the golden ipod]] or claim that some random [[fucktard|cartoon character]] is Homophobic.

==Generation Z's obsession with [[Nigger|Hood and Rap culture]]==
Another noticeable trend for Generation Z is that they've grown absolutely fucking obsessed with [[Nigger|Hood and Rap]] culture, to the point most [[Normie|Mainstream Music]] in general is filled to brim with some [[Retard|Kang]] singing about how he gets [[prostitutes|bitches]] and how you'll [[forever_alone|never get any yourself]]. The cause of this is probably due to [[Rodney_King|the]] [[Trayvon_Martin|Media's]] [[Freddie_Gray|obsession]] [[George_Floyd|with them]] throughout the 90s-2010s, which was likely a response to [[Occupy_Wall_Street|certain retards]]

Either way, the spread of [[Nigger|Hood and Rap culture]] has absolutely gripped Generation Z, to the point where the average Zoomer will likely be telling you how [[Nigger|some Soundcloud rapper]] is the best because he sung more about how you'll [[forever_alone|never get any "hoes" yourself]]. It has developed to the point that it has become a personality trait for a decent chunk of [[Retards|Zoomers]], with some of them [[mentally retarded|acting exactly like them]] and aspiring to be a fellow [[Nigger|rapper]], even if they [[Wigger|aren't even black]]

==Generation Z's vocabulary==
In recent years, they has developed their [[autistic|own words]] to describe things, most of these words are likely related to [[Niggers|a certain group]] and their [[not|Music]]. Due to their words essentially being from [[rap|shitty music]] or unfunny memes, they're rather [[dogshit|awkward]] when talking to a [[Normie|normal person]] that [[dumbass|doesn't know about Internet culture]].

Examples of [[Retarded|Zoomer vocabulary]] are
* bruh
* bibin
* no cap
* oof
* ngl
* ong
* tbh
* yikes
* ya'll
* bro
* lit
* and [[faggotry|50 others]] no one cares about

==Future==

Owing to the increasingly chaotic world, the destruction of moral fiber and family values, the skyrocketing costs of real estate and education, the infantilization of the youth, sexual deviancy and feminism, the future for Gen-Y & Gen-Z looks [[shit|bleak]] to say the very least. It is rather likely that divorce will reach its highest levels yet throughout the duration of Gen Z's adulthood. They will be able to afford fewer resources than previous generations and families will be much tougher to create and maintain. The possibility of [[World War 3]] is the highest it's been since the height of the [[Cold War]]. '''In short: Everyone under 40 is fucked; especially the newfags.'''

==Generation Zyklon/Homelander==

Not all of the generation is made up of Marxist hipster freaks like Millennials. There exists an ever growing number of teenagers, mostly male, going [[MGTOW]] or Neo-Nazi/Fascist. This generation had to grow up in the fucked up commie hippie experiments and ideas of the boomers, and due to the cultural norm being leftism and Political Correctness, not only is it cool to be literally Hitler, but at least a quarter of the generation is fully sympathetic to the idea of fascism and right-wing authoritarian extremism due to the communist ideological nonsense they were raised in. In short, they prefer an idealized past (that never really existed) framed by fascist losers to any future. However, this group of people have been slowly influenced [[Nick_Fuentes|by]] [[Ethan_Ralph|certain]] [[Richard_Spencer|people]]

==Musical taste==
The following video gallery demonstrates some of the most popular music of this generation. Yes, they actually fucking listen to this shit. Do you get it at all? Neither do we.

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|<youtube>WSeNSzJ2-Jw</youtube> <center>'''Yes, this shitty song got 200+ million hits.'''</center>
|<youtube>9bZkp7q19f0</youtube> <center>'''And this one got over 3 billion.'''</center>
|<youtube>kJQP7kiw5Fk</youtube> <center>'''By some miracle, almost the entire world has listened to this.'''</center>
|<youtube>yj-xBpQ0CI0</youtube> <center>'''This shit has it's own subculture.'''</center>
|<youtube>9uWnMhbTkEA</youtube> <center>'''Gen Z's music literally sounds like shit.'''</center>
|<youtube>rORlRA5YTL0</youtube> <center>'''They'll probably listen to this shit, unironically.'''</center>

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==Videos==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYAP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>MGXSPf9b-xI</youtube> '''Nowadays, [[The Onion]] is an authentic news source.'''
|<youtube>qypKjzUOhBM</youtube> '''Are you a newfag?'''
|<youtube>4f16o9Q0XGE</youtube> '''Introduction to Gen-Z'''
|<youtube>om4AE5El9oE</youtube> '''Kids in 20 yrs'''
|<youtube>2m-e4PgiVfM</youtube> '''Welcome to Dumblr'''
|<youtube>XMyBUIEY-yo</youtube> '''Too Sexy, Too Soon'''
|<youtube>iCI_QZ5h6_A</youtube> '''Too Sexy Too Soon?'''
|<dailymotion>x3ei016</dailymotion> '''Porn Before Puberty '''
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery of gayness==

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File:Dakota Rose46.jpg|What the most conservative teenage girl looks like.... a fruitcake!
File:Leelah alcorn selfie.jpg|Most modern boys make this fruitcake look like a macho man.
File:Homosexuality parade pack.jpg|A 10 year high school reunion ceremony, 2021, Cho Aniki style.
File:Hipster by pashion.jpg|This is considered "cool" now.
File:Genzfaggot.jpg|A typical 8 year old boy nowadays. Look at this effeminate fruitcake cuck!
File:Genericamericanboy.jpg|And another one
File:Genzmudsharks.jpg|Zfags are fully tolerant of race mixing, a popular degenerate practice. Take these chocolate bars as an example.
File:HipsterParty.jpg|A z-tard all grown up. Before he/she/it knows it, it'll be shipped off to Fukushima for mandatory treatment in a rehab center for the rest of its life, alongside an array of mandatory local Fukushima part-time and overtime jobs to manufacture things like stationery and charcoal soaps.
File:American Male 2017.jpg|An American nu-male, circa 2017. Before this weak walnut knows it, DOE's police force will round him up into a concentration camp due to student loan debt.
File:WW2genz.jpg|18 year olds: Then vs Now. Modern kids wage war against their own feelings like a retarded infantile Care Bear!
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File:Gen Z Freak.png
File:Marxistclassroom.jpg|Typical classroom in [[The Current Year]]. Looks more like a cage of monkeys that belongs in a zoo!
File:Lacigreendonutclear.png|[[Laci Green]]: Gen Z personified
File:Genzfag.png|A Gen-z autist recaps on his story of sperging out
File:Daddy's money jailbait lesbian.jpg|Presenting their mouths for [[Fellatio]]'s chocolatey hazelnut candy.
File:Sjwwhore.jpg|A typical Gen-Z girl. She's afflicted with cripplin, SEVERE Pink Guy Disease!
File:Feminaziwhore.jpg|And behavior. Feminazis act like primates from Planet of the Apes.
File:Anti Capitalist Whore.jpg|Most z-fags are anti-capitalist, even though capitalism gave them their hair dye and subversive Chinese-made devices.
File:YOLO Tattooed Butts.jpg|Permanently ruining their bodies with a [[YOLO|dumb fad]] that gives them infertility and encephalitis with diarrhea forever. Then CDC mandates the to take atismoo drugs.
File:Joe god.jpg|A teenage boy, expressing the new swick style. Paid by his monthly tugboat by his parental slaves.
File:A faggot.jpg|Most z-tards, upon reaching adulthood. [[Obama|Totally infantilized by their leftist edukayshon, vaccines, and identity politics that's turned them into precious little snowflakes.]]
File:So Bored by MaskedSugarGirl.jpg|Triggered by an [[Alt-right]] post. Hopefully she gets a crummy overtime job in Fukushima, helping the Japanese emperor build a second Unit 731 to take out [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez|Ms. Cortex]] and her low-I.Q. troops.
File:Wiggertumblrwhore.jpg|These autistic maruta terrorists are going to rule the world in 30 years, and align with the One World Dick-Taters. [[Unit 731|Too bad Unit 731 was turned into a history museum...]]
File:Tumblrkillingtheinternet.png|Tumblr is their headquarters.
File:Xrayblow.jpg|The only skill this generation knows. They can't replace light bulbs, boil eggs, or tie shoelaces, mommy/daddy has to do that!
File:Suck221.gif|Alexis, born from a prostitute's womb in late 2002, applying her skills to get accepted at the new firm. Little does she know that her job's taken up by robots!
File:Leelah Alcorn Art 3.jpg|"I'm not THAT kind of boy, Samantha.. I identify as a pineapple from the Bikini Bottom!"
File:Leelah Alcorn Art 1.png|Born this weird perverted way... where's my adult crib and cosplay baby bottle?~
File:Pulsefaggot.png|A typical party at Cody's tiny rented mobile house in some illegal-ridden neighbourhood.
File:Jacob The Alien FREAK.png|pause
File:Deerfreak.jpg|Deer morph meme bullshit
File:Faggot 13yo.jpg
File:Jessi tumblr 1.jpg|Only $2 for some head!
File:Genzcunt.jpg|Yes, even in [[The Current Year]], scenefaggotry is still strong.
File:Gen Z Autist.jpg|A typical day in a ztard's life. Take yo' mandatory atismoo medicine!
File:SNAG Program-0107.jpg|Training for [[Fellatio|bigger things.]]
File:SlaughterShades.jpg|Even more narcissistic and self-absorbed than Millennials.
File:I262414107 22220 2.jpg|37, my girlfriend sucked 37 strawberry pocky dicks made from Japanese karoshi slaves!
File:Monica Punk All Sad.jpg|TRIGGERED IN MOMMY'S BASEMENT AGAIN!
File:Snapchat Tranny.png|A stunningly high proportion of this generation identifies as transgender, bigender, fruitcake-gender, you name it, it exists!
File:Snapchat Cocksucker Bitch.jpg|Gen Z girls make for very loyal partners. Too bad that Gen Z'ers can barely reproduce, though, so they instead lick phallic lollipops.
File:Snapchat Cocksucker 19.jpg|Only for the top <s>20</s>5% of men, however.
File:Growingup.png
File:Generic Degenerate Teen.jpg|a [[virgin]] with rage and forever alone!
File:Futureishipster.jpg|Already outdated and lame.
File:Gonna dance all night and get fucked up.gif|Great parenting!
File:JailbaitFurfag.jpg|[[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[jailbait]] [[furry]] [[Gay|faggot]]
File:SansAskingForit.jpg|They get off to it.
File:TJ Lane killer shirt.jpg|Not all z-fags are pussies. Take [[TJ Lane]], for example.
File:MLP - Humor - 17.jpg|Most zfags jack off to this shit.
File:Tumblr time.jpg|Many teenage girls are dumblr users who cannot tolerate the words "sodomy" or "communism".
File:Tumblr ljvvxuqwQm1qae0wzo1 500.jpg
File:Little girl hearts cock.jpg|A typical 3rd grader in 2016. She'll probably perish from her next round of mandatory innoculations, though, so god and jesus help her sorry bum-bum.
File:Snapcat-carcrash.jpg|Snapchatting her shameless car crash. I AM CAR CRASH, HEAR ME ROAR! [[Antifa|And don't worry bout' the police, they're dead!]]
File:Instagram - Dildo In View.jpg|Average day for a teenage girl, where she spends time with the almighty Dirudo-San. Notice the worthless sex toys she purchased with mommy and daddy's money.
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==Notable fags==
*[[Ahmed Mohamed]]
*[[Alex Hribal]]
*[[Amanda Todd]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Harambe]] (Born in 1999)
*[[Foodistzen]]
*Fucktard12345
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]
*[[Joshu2uber]]
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - This Zfag is close to become the Zoomer version of [[Chris Chan]] and [[ADF]].
*[[Kyler Prescott]]
*[[Leafyishere]]
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]
*[[Lila Perry]]
*[[Milo Stewart]]
* [[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
* [[Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins]] - Columbiners who attempted to play counter strike at Mountain Vista High School but were thwarted almost instantly.
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]
*ALL [[13-year-old boys]] of today.
*ALL [[12-year-old girls]], along with their [[16-year-old girls|older counterpart]].
*80% of [[Tumblr]] users, especially [[Columbiners]].
*Anyone currently in [[School|High School]], and if you're going by the ~1995 starting date, most currently in [[college]].
*Some people on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], ironically ED itself is older than many zoomers. At least we can say that ED as of now is currently mainly maintained by zoomer editors.

==Facts==
*ZFags: Think that Greedo shot first.
*ZFags: Likes Episode 1~3, and hates 4~6.
*ZFags: Can't Triforce
*ZFags: Gave us those shitty MS-Paint reaction face comic meme abominations.
*ZFags: Have an average attention span of only 5.138 seconds; hence why [[Vine]] is so popular.
*ZFags: The girls commit their first sexual act at age <s>12</s> 8, and suck [[37]] dicks by the time High School rolls around. They only suck off Chad though, as usual.
*ZFags: Transition from boy to girl at the age of 8. Or wear makeup.
*ZFags: Are feminist, non-binary gender, genderfluid, dragon-seal-walrus otherkin.
*ZFags: Will have heart attacks from any MRA / Alt-right / Neonazi.
*ZFags: Need their own Safe Space / hugbox due to inability to accept differing opinions or critique.
*Zfags: Are pretty much Millennials on [[steroids]].

==See also==
*[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents/grandparents. Fucking die already!
*[[Conservatism]] - Their political agenda
*[[Condom Snorting]]
*[[Generation X]] - Their snarky older relatives who see them as a disappointment, [[irony|despite being just as nihilistic and addicted to drugs as their younger counterparts.]]
*''[[Gen Zed]]'' - A cancerous (((show))) that attempts to portray a Gen Z group living together.
*[[Homosexuality]] - A mental disease that afflicts one out of three kids from Generation Z.
*[[Feminism|Male feminists, feminists, etc.]]
*[[Fantard]] Their obsessive fandomites, better known as "Stans"
*[[Suburbs]] - most zoomers hate rural areas.
*[[Internet]] - a necessity or zoomers become mentally unstable.
*[[Mental illness]] - Most Z fags have one.
*[[Millennials]] - Their parents, who typically babied and spoiled them. [[Millennials|Sound familiar?]]
*[[Personal pronouns]] - Generation Z is notorious for being unable to determine their own gender.
*[[Scene]] kids. Nowadays, they're [[Emo]] [[furries]] or some other bizarre combination. Some even think they're part of the ocean or some shit and listen to extremely incomprehendable music and call themselves Seapunk. Other faggots collect sneakers for some reason and take the worst parts of the [[1980s]] and combine it with the faggotry of Emo-dom, creating a [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] scenario. These faggots are called sneakerheads.
*[[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] - A significant amount of Z fags are afflicted by this disease.
*[[Special Snowflake Syndrome]] - Almost every faggot in this generation has this.
*[[Tide Pods]] - Generation Z's favorite snack food.
*[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]
*[[YouTube]], [[Grindr]], [[Tinder]], [[Vine]], [[Snapchat]], [[Instagram]], etc.. A bunch of shitty, dumbed down social networking apps, mostly used by Zfags.
*[[2010s]] - favorite decade.
*[[retard|Psuedo-Nostalgia]] - whats even the point of being [[Nostalgic]] for a damn [[1980s|time]] you didnt even exist in.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Generation Z|Wikipedia]]
*[https://www.fastcompany.com/3062475/most-creative-people/your-guide-to-generation-z-the-frugal-brand-wary-determined-anti-millen Your guide to Generation Z]
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/20/fashion/move-over-millennials-here-comes-generation-z.html Move over Millennials, here comes Generation Z]
*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/social-media-fuels-a-change-in-generations-with-the-rise-of-gen-z/ How Generation Z is changing the tech world]
*[http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article/millennials-on-steroids-is-your-brand-ready-for-generation-z/ Millennials On Steroids?]
*[http://thoughtcatalog.com/brook-johnston/2014/09/generation-z-can-fck-right-off/ Generation Z can fuck right off]
*[https://chocolatevent.com/2013/11/22/this-generation-sucks-but-you-cant-blame-us-we-didnt-raise-ourselves/ This Generation Sucks. But You Can’t Blame Us; We Didn’t Raise Ourselves]
*[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166396111 is generation Z the worst generation ever?]
*[https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140422095745AAF4eeZ Why does generation z suck so bad?]
*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566291/Kids-five-having-sex-kindergarten-bathroom-teacher-faces-axe.html It's not uncommon to catch children as young as 5 having sex with each other. Great parenting!]

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Generation Z

2025-09-14T04:57:20Z

Nanachus:

{{天|Although not inaccurate, this page was written by a bunch of [[Baby Boomers]]. 
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:''Not to be confused with [[Gen Zed]]''

[[File:Damien tumblr 2.jpg|thumb|[[Jessi Slaughter]] serves as a prime example of Gen Z.]]
[[File:Zoomerfags.png|thumb| Zoomers think that having the hair cut of [[Gary Glitter|a literal pedo]] is somehow "cool".]]

'''Generation Z''', '''Temu Millennials''', '''Post Millennials''', '''Centennials''', or '''Zoomers''' is the cohort of people spawned from 1995 to 2009, although [[Some argue|many argue]] this cancerous generation began in the mid to late [[1990s]]. Using this starting range can often bring severe butthurt and lulz as many Z-fags try to deny their connection to what will probably grow up to be the worst generation on record.

Scratch that, these sensitive snowflakes can't top the [[Baby Boomers]], [[Millennials|their older cousins]], or even Japanese basement men.

Generation Z is infamous for being atismoo-filled smartphone zombies, addicted to [[Soros|infantile subversive social media sites]] like [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and most recently [[Tik Tok]]. They are the most autistic generation in histor- ''no, THE most autistic generation in history -'' and the most freakishly lame and frightened one at that; if WW4 broke out tomorrow, atismoo Gen Z'ers, mad-max Millennials and demented arthritic Baby Boomers would be mostly destroyed.

They host to a shameful majority of the [[Tumblr|tumblrina]] cunts who get [[triggered]] over the slightest offensive word, like "Sodomy" (which means buttsecks or its kin, which sterile Gen Z'ers love), as well as [[Incel|supreme gentlemen]] such as [[Nikolas Cruz]], a chimped-out nobody sperg [[virgin with rage|who never scored]] throughout his shameful autistic lifetime, eventually figured the only way he could ever score was by throwing an [[School shooting|autistic temper tantrum]] where he flipped his apeshit and [[high score|killed 17 of his classmates]] with an [[Assault rifle|AR-15]], after [[Lol|catching an Uber to school that morning]]. Many have pinned Gen-Z as "'''Millennials <s>on Steroids'''</s>," poisoned by [[vaccines]], heavy metals and junk food diets given to them by the gub' and their pathetic, soft Baby Boomer parents, and they aren't far off.

{{Quote|Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.|[[Socrates]]}}

It should be noted that [[OL|on the Internet]], people in their 30s and early 40s often use "millennial" as an insult for "those kids these days who don't remember nor upload the opening logos of old VHS tapes," not realizing [[Irony|they are in fact millennials themselves]].

As usual, millennials proved themselves to be supremely retarded when they decided that, instead of [[OC|making up a single new word]] to shit on the next generation (such as replacing the word "intelligence" with "lit" to subverse every new dictionary being produced, which they actually did do)...

...they'd just [[Lazy|reuse the term "millennial"]] and try their damndest to [[Edit war|retroactively define it]] as "person born around or after the millennium." Then they give Gen Z'ers various bubblegum-pink confections, from pastries to cakes to trifles, alongside rosy golden doughnuts, cheesecake bars and baubles. Millennials might also offer aqua-blue pasta, popcorn and even sea-tinted cheese to their younger cousins as generation celebration gifts!

At least those three aforementioned colors, pink, gold, and blue, are still much better than gray fudge squares or charcoal-tinted ice cream. What do all these celebratory generation foods have in mind? Diabeetus.
During the prime of this generation (2022-2037) gen z will [[ræp|dominate]] other generations asses in popularity.

==Background & characteristics==
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Members of Generation Z were born between the years 1997-2012 and represent a quarter of the population of the [[United States]]. Despite being majority white, more shitskin races make up a part of this generation than any generations before it, resulting in massive [[lulz|problems]] for immobilised, [[ANTIFA]]-ruled Dumbfuckistan in the long run. Gen Z'ers have become very weak useless eaters and many aren't able to save what few regions are left of America that aren't some type of real-life Mad Max region.

The majority of the generation were the spawn of [[Generation X]] and some [[Baby Boomers]], although several [[Millennials]] got laid and spawned some Z-tards so their offspring could attend soccer practice and some subversive infantile weekly activities. It is this aspect that demonstrates exactly why Gen Z is one of the most decadent - and subversive - generations of all time. This generation is plagued by extreme debt, severe medical/neurological deficits, environmental degradation, lethargy, exhaustion, bad parents, snowflake sensitivity, stagnant scientific innovation, and bleak job opportunities (as robots, Mexicans, and [[curry niggers]] take away our jobs EN MASSE as more than 96% of the U.S. population is very much like a character from Freaky Eaters, like Victor Munoz or the ice cream bar addict.)

If you think us millennials had it hard, most of these snowflake crybabies weren't even around for an imperialistic, pre-9/11 world before the one-world dictatorship began. This aspect of being born after the initiation of the great decline of the West has, especially amongst [[White devils|white people]], ensured a culture of fear, emotional subversion and pussification inculcated the youth.

Being the most conservative generation, more Z-tards go to church than any generation since the WW2-era gen, as to give them some of Jehovah's wisdom before WW4 is fully implemented in YankWorld. Not that this means jack shit with regard to liberalism, since the only growth (at least in the US) occurred in "unaffiliated" or "Non-Christian" faiths. Yikes. [http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/ Read it for yourself, faggot.]

Gen Z has much lower teen pregnancy rates, stemming from the fact that they practice [[Awesome|degenerate]] sexual activities like [[fellatio]], buttsecks, and [[anal sex]], even at young ages. The politically-correct media also kindly encourages mass debating, gender-grinding and buttsecks in children through mobile apps, drag queen/ drag king story hours, and the Californian hit, "Queer Kids" TV show. Gen Z-Tards are also getting really sterile from all that fluoridated water/toothpaste, SAD-diets, sugar, Pink Guy Disease, chem trails, lycra suits, and of course, [[Metal_(music)|heavy metals]].

They are less likely to take drugs, because they're somehow 'wise enough' to resist snorting some Mexican heroin syringes offered to them by illegal aliens, yet dumb enough to eat laundry detergent and take a dump on the street because "it's fun to poop on streets!" without considering the moral/penal consequences of using the sidewalks as a loo (even while they can still use water toilets, before those get outlawed too by environmentalists for "wasting water", thus making them drink sewage water.)

They are even less likely to graduate due to schools becoming even more prison-like, militaristic, Mao-style and no longer tolerating [[Pepe]] memes, real research, scientific documents, or anything else that triggers fucking anyone. They are statistically the most educated generation as 30~50% of them end up going to college; however, they usually take useless classes like Women's Studies, Social Jackassery, Marxism, Maoism, Multiculturalism, or going to [[Art School]] to get a phony job on DeviantArt, Etsy, or other digital jackassery site to sell vintage Fire Emblem potholders.

Thus, their economic viability is VERY diminished compared to previous generations. Modern colleges enforce a strict brainwashing doctrine of [[Social Justice]], resulting in ''MILLIONS'' of [[Trigglypuff]]/Pink Guy clones.

[[Not|They are THE generation most resistant to Marxism, Leftism, Alt-Leftism/Weeabooery, Islam, and Joblessness the most]]. A staggering percentage listen to [[One_Direction|shit music]], sloppily dye their hair bizarre and extreme colors, give themselves EXTREMELY wacky hair-doo's like Laid-Back or Tons o' Braids, embrace freakish degenerate cultures like the [[Furry]]/[[Brony]] fandom, [[List_of_*chan_boards|Chans]], [[Tumblr|Dumblr culture]], [[MGTOW]], and more.

Many of the girls appropriate primitive degeneracy such as [[twerking]]. They have ruined the [[internet]] with all these cancerous memes of the sadistic [[2010s]] decade. Some of the biggest celebrities embraced by the generation include such trash as: [[Kesha|Ke$hit]], [[Justin Bieber]] who sings like he's missing a nut (and is actually supposed to be "Justine"), [[Nicki Minaj]], House Kardashian, and other retarded, ignominious filth.

Despite the rampant snowflake-ish neoteny on display, there is a shocking rise in early sexuality, despite how sterile and Atismoo-filled Gen Z is. It's not uncommon for children as young as 8~10 and even toddlers aged 3-4 to perform sexual activities, which is celebrated and glorified by the corporate liberal media who claim that young, sexually immature children are clam shells of energy in different forms, whose energy can be transferred to a host clam shell thru ButtSecks (which eventually gives 'em [[AIDS]] and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]).

The process of Corporate Pedophilia, where corporations market sex to younger and younger youth, has faced little opposition from the Pink Guy'd degenerate masses of society. Clothing keeps getting uglier and uglier, with Silicon-Valley's shitty Bauhaus-style clothing, Flat Design T-Shirts, two-toned pants made by mentally-deficient Gen Y minimum wage slave workers in Uranus. (At least those millennials have jobs!)

Many teenage girls (and even tweens) nowadays wear micro-shorts or skirts; it's like they barely even put on anything at all. Most of the girls buy into trash such as Diabeetus-loaded [[Starbucks]], Hindu [[yoga]], Yoga Pants and more. They are the result of hyper-sexualization, occultism, and dissolution of youth.

It's a common expression that [[Baby Boomers]] had an attention span of 5 minutes to spare; Millennials and Gen Z will grant only 5 seconds. Gen Y and Gen Z have baseline talent, since America's cheerfully plastic 1950's-style culture, good arts like Realism, and good books that weren't written/edited/changed by Millennials with jumbo Crayola crayons, now are almost completely obsolete. That is why [[Tik Tok]], [[Snapchat]], [[Instagram]] and other idiotic chink-made apps are so popular with the highly autistic youth of today.

==The Biggest fags in history==
According to [[Autistic Dumbfuck|Experts]], Generation Z are the biggest [[Faggot|faggots]] in history, with nearly 20% of them being a part of the [[LGBT|LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+ community]]. Many other [[Down_Syndrome|experts]] have tried to find a reason for this, but in reality the answer is mainly because they were destined to be faggots to begin with. Be honest, do you really fucking expect the same generation that [[fatfuck|spends all day on their phones]] on sites like [[Twatter|Twatter]] and [[Tik Tok|Chink Spyware]] to not be filled with such retarded bullshit to begin with?

Unsurprisingly, this has led to a decent chunk of Generation Z to [[An Hero|an hero themselves]] or become deranged [[schizo|schizos]], which has resulted in such bullshit becoming common place across [[Reddit|certain]] [[Twatter|websites]] due to the amount of times it fucking happens. Trust me, if you go on sites like [[Twatter|Twatter]] you will find a FUCKTON of Zoomers claiming that they will either [[an hero|attempt to claim the golden ipod]] or claim that some random [[fucktard|cartoon character]] is Homophobic.

==Generation Z's obsession with [[Nigger|Hood and Rap culture]]==
Another noticeable trend for Generation Z is that they've grown absolutely fucking obsessed with [[Nigger|Hood and Rap]] culture, to the point most [[Normie|Mainstream Music]] in general is filled to brim with some [[Retard|Kang]] singing about how he gets [[prostitutes|bitches]] and how you'll [[forever_alone|never get any yourself]]. The cause of this is probably due to [[Rodney_King|the]] [[Trayvon_Martin|Media's]] [[Freddie_Gray|obsession]] [[George_Floyd|with them]] throughout the 90s-2010s, which was likely a response to [[Occupy_Wall_Street|certain retards]]

Either way, the spread of [[Nigger|Hood and Rap culture]] has absolutely gripped Generation Z, to the point where the average Zoomer will likely be telling you how [[Nigger|some Soundcloud rapper]] is the best because he sung more about how you'll [[forever_alone|never get any "hoes" yourself]]. It has developed to the point that it has become a personality trait for a decent chunk of [[Retards|Zoomers]], with some of them [[mentally retarded|acting exactly like them]] and aspiring to be a fellow [[Nigger|rapper]], even if they [[Wigger|aren't even black]]

==Generation Z's vocabulary==
In recent years, they has developed their [[autistic|own words]] to describe things, most of these words are likely related to [[Niggers|a certain group]] and their [[not|Music]]. Due to their words essentially being from [[rap|shitty music]] or unfunny memes, they're rather [[dogshit|awkward]] when talking to a [[Normie|normal person]] that [[dumbass|doesn't know about Internet culture]].

Examples of [[Retarded|Zoomer vocabulary]] are
* bruh
* bibin
* no cap
* oof
* ngl
* ong
* tbh
* yikes
* ya'll
* bro
* lit
* and [[faggotry|50 others]] no one cares about

==Future==

Owing to the increasingly chaotic world, the destruction of moral fiber and family values, the skyrocketing costs of real estate and education, the infantilization of the youth, sexual deviancy and feminism, the future for Gen-Y & Gen-Z looks [[shit|bleak]] to say the very least. It is rather likely that divorce will reach its highest levels yet throughout the duration of Gen Z's adulthood. They will be able to afford fewer resources than previous generations and families will be much tougher to create and maintain. The possibility of [[World War 3]] is the highest it's been since the height of the [[Cold War]]. '''In short: Everyone under 40 is fucked; especially the newfags.'''

==Generation Zyklon/Homelander==

Not all of the generation is made up of Marxist hipster freaks like Millennials. There exists an ever growing number of teenagers, mostly male, going [[MGTOW]] or Neo-Nazi/Fascist. This generation had to grow up in the fucked up commie hippie experiments and ideas of the boomers, and due to the cultural norm being leftism and Political Correctness, not only is it cool to be literally Hitler, but at least a quarter of the generation is fully sympathetic to the idea of fascism and right-wing authoritarian extremism due to the communist ideological nonsense they were raised in. In short, they prefer an idealized past (that never really existed) framed by fascist losers to any future. However, this group of people have been slowly influenced [[Nick_Fuentes|by]] [[Ethan_Ralph|certain]] [[Richard_Spencer|people]]

==Musical taste==
The following video gallery demonstrates some of the most popular music of this generation. Yes, they actually fucking listen to this shit. Do you get it at all? Neither do we.

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|<youtube>WSeNSzJ2-Jw</youtube> <center>'''Yes, this shitty song got 200+ million hits.'''</center>
|<youtube>9bZkp7q19f0</youtube> <center>'''And this one got over 3 billion.'''</center>
|<youtube>kJQP7kiw5Fk</youtube> <center>'''By some miracle, almost the entire world has listened to this.'''</center>
|<youtube>yj-xBpQ0CI0</youtube> <center>'''This shit has it's own subculture.'''</center>
|<youtube>9uWnMhbTkEA</youtube> <center>'''Gen Z's music literally sounds like shit.'''</center>
|<youtube>rORlRA5YTL0</youtube> <center>'''They'll probably listen to this shit, unironically.'''</center>

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|}

==Videos==

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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYAP|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>MGXSPf9b-xI</youtube> '''Nowadays, [[The Onion]] is an authentic news source.'''
|<youtube>qypKjzUOhBM</youtube> '''Are you a newfag?'''
|<youtube>4f16o9Q0XGE</youtube> '''Introduction to Gen-Z'''
|<youtube>om4AE5El9oE</youtube> '''Kids in 20 yrs'''
|<youtube>2m-e4PgiVfM</youtube> '''Welcome to Dumblr'''
|<youtube>XMyBUIEY-yo</youtube> '''Too Sexy, Too Soon'''
|<youtube>iCI_QZ5h6_A</youtube> '''Too Sexy Too Soon?'''
|<dailymotion>x3ei016</dailymotion> '''Porn Before Puberty '''
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

==Gallery of gayness==

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File:Dakota Rose46.jpg|What the most conservative teenage girl looks like.... a fruitcake!
File:Leelah alcorn selfie.jpg|Most modern boys make this fruitcake look like a macho man.
File:Homosexuality parade pack.jpg|A 10 year high school reunion ceremony, 2021, Cho Aniki style.
File:Hipster by pashion.jpg|This is considered "cool" now.
File:Genzfaggot.jpg|A typical 8 year old boy nowadays. Look at this effeminate fruitcake cuck!
File:Genericamericanboy.jpg|And another one
File:Genzmudsharks.jpg|Zfags are fully tolerant of race mixing, a popular degenerate practice. Take these chocolate bars as an example.
File:HipsterParty.jpg|A z-tard all grown up. Before he/she/it knows it, it'll be shipped off to Fukushima for mandatory treatment in a rehab center for the rest of its life, alongside an array of mandatory local Fukushima part-time and overtime jobs to manufacture things like stationery and charcoal soaps.
File:American Male 2017.jpg|An American nu-male, circa 2017. Before this weak walnut knows it, DOE's police force will round him up into a concentration camp due to student loan debt.
File:WW2genz.jpg|18 year olds: Then vs Now. Modern kids wage war against their own feelings like a retarded infantile Care Bear!
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File:Gen Z Freak.png
File:Marxistclassroom.jpg|Typical classroom in [[The Current Year]]. Looks more like a cage of monkeys that belongs in a zoo!
File:Lacigreendonutclear.png|[[Laci Green]]: Gen Z personified
File:Genzfag.png|A Gen-z autist recaps on his story of sperging out
File:Daddy's money jailbait lesbian.jpg|Presenting their mouths for [[Fellatio]]'s chocolatey hazelnut candy.
File:Sjwwhore.jpg|A typical Gen-Z girl. She's afflicted with cripplin, SEVERE Pink Guy Disease!
File:Feminaziwhore.jpg|And behavior. Feminazis act like primates from Planet of the Apes.
File:Anti Capitalist Whore.jpg|Most z-fags are anti-capitalist, even though capitalism gave them their hair dye and subversive Chinese-made devices.
File:YOLO Tattooed Butts.jpg|Permanently ruining their bodies with a [[YOLO|dumb fad]] that gives them infertility and encephalitis with diarrhea forever. Then CDC mandates the to take atismoo drugs.
File:Joe god.jpg|A teenage boy, expressing the new swick style. Paid by his monthly tugboat by his parental slaves.
File:A faggot.jpg|Most z-tards, upon reaching adulthood. [[Obama|Totally infantilized by their leftist edukayshon, vaccines, and identity politics that's turned them into precious little snowflakes.]]
File:So Bored by MaskedSugarGirl.jpg|Triggered by an [[Alt-right]] post. Hopefully she gets a crummy overtime job in Fukushima, helping the Japanese emperor build a second Unit 731 to take out [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez|Ms. Cortex]] and her low-I.Q. troops.
File:Wiggertumblrwhore.jpg|These autistic maruta terrorists are going to rule the world in 30 years, and align with the One World Dick-Taters. [[Unit 731|Too bad Unit 731 was turned into a history museum...]]
File:Tumblrkillingtheinternet.png|Tumblr is their headquarters.
File:Xrayblow.jpg|The only skill this generation knows. They can't replace light bulbs, boil eggs, or tie shoelaces, mommy/daddy has to do that!
File:Suck221.gif|Alexis, born from a prostitute's womb in late 2002, applying her skills to get accepted at the new firm. Little does she know that her job's taken up by robots!
File:Leelah Alcorn Art 3.jpg|"I'm not THAT kind of boy, Samantha.. I identify as a pineapple from the Bikini Bottom!"
File:Leelah Alcorn Art 1.png|Born this weird perverted way... where's my adult crib and cosplay baby bottle?~
File:Pulsefaggot.png|A typical party at Cody's tiny rented mobile house in some illegal-ridden neighbourhood.
File:Jacob The Alien FREAK.png|pause
File:Deerfreak.jpg|Deer morph meme bullshit
File:Faggot 13yo.jpg
File:Jessi tumblr 1.jpg|Only $2 for some head!
File:Genzcunt.jpg|Yes, even in [[The Current Year]], scenefaggotry is still strong.
File:Gen Z Autist.jpg|A typical day in a ztard's life. Take yo' mandatory atismoo medicine!
File:SNAG Program-0107.jpg|Training for [[Fellatio|bigger things.]]
File:SlaughterShades.jpg|Even more narcissistic and self-absorbed than Millennials.
File:I262414107 22220 2.jpg|37, my girlfriend sucked 37 strawberry pocky dicks made from Japanese karoshi slaves!
File:Monica Punk All Sad.jpg|TRIGGERED IN MOMMY'S BASEMENT AGAIN!
File:Snapchat Tranny.png|A stunningly high proportion of this generation identifies as transgender, bigender, fruitcake-gender, you name it, it exists!
File:Snapchat Cocksucker Bitch.jpg|Gen Z girls make for very loyal partners. Too bad that Gen Z'ers can barely reproduce, though, so they instead lick phallic lollipops.
File:Snapchat Cocksucker 19.jpg|Only for the top <s>20</s>5% of men, however.
File:Growingup.png
File:Generic Degenerate Teen.jpg|a [[virgin]] with rage and forever alone!
File:Futureishipster.jpg|Already outdated and lame.
File:Gonna dance all night and get fucked up.gif|Great parenting!
File:JailbaitFurfag.jpg|[[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[jailbait]] [[furry]] [[Gay|faggot]]
File:SansAskingForit.jpg|They get off to it.
File:TJ Lane killer shirt.jpg|Not all z-fags are pussies. Take [[TJ Lane]], for example.
File:MLP - Humor - 17.jpg|Most zfags jack off to this shit.
File:Tumblr time.jpg|Many teenage girls are dumblr users who cannot tolerate the words "sodomy" or "communism".
File:Tumblr ljvvxuqwQm1qae0wzo1 500.jpg
File:Little girl hearts cock.jpg|A typical 3rd grader in 2016. She'll probably perish from her next round of mandatory innoculations, though, so god and jesus help her sorry bum-bum.
File:Snapcat-carcrash.jpg|Snapchatting her shameless car crash. I AM CAR CRASH, HEAR ME ROAR! [[Antifa|And don't worry bout' the police, they're dead!]]
File:Instagram - Dildo In View.jpg|Average day for a teenage girl, where she spends time with the almighty Dirudo-San. Notice the worthless sex toys she purchased with mommy and daddy's money.
</gallery>|}}

==Notable fags==
*[[Ahmed Mohamed]]
*[[Alex Hribal]]
*[[Amanda Todd]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Harambe]] (Born in 1999)
*[[Foodistzen]]
*Fucktard12345
*[[Jessi Slaughter]]
*[[Joshu2uber]]
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - This Zfag is close to become the Zoomer version of [[Chris Chan]] and [[ADF]].
*[[Kyler Prescott]]
*[[Leafyishere]]
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]
*[[Lila Perry]]
*[[Milo Stewart]]
* [[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
* [[Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins]] - Columbiners who attempted to play counter strike at Mountain Vista High School but were thwarted almost instantly.
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]
*ALL [[13-year-old boys]] of today.
*ALL [[12-year-old girls]], along with their [[16-year-old girls|older counterpart]].
*80% of [[Tumblr]] users, especially [[Columbiners]].
*Anyone currently in [[School|High School]], and if you're going by the ~1995 starting date, most currently in [[college]].
*Some people on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], ironically ED itself is older than many zoomers. At least we can say that ED as of now is currently mainly maintained by zoomer editors.

==Facts==
*ZFags: Think that Greedo shot first.
*ZFags: Likes Episode 1~3, and hates 4~6.
*ZFags: Can't Triforce
*ZFags: Gave us those shitty MS-Paint reaction face comic meme abominations.
*ZFags: Have an average attention span of only 5.138 seconds; hence why [[Vine]] is so popular.
*ZFags: The girls commit their first sexual act at age <s>12</s> 8, and suck [[37]] dicks by the time High School rolls around. They only suck off Chad though, as usual.
*ZFags: Transition from boy to girl at the age of 8. Or wear makeup.
*ZFags: Are feminist, non-binary gender, genderfluid, dragon-seal-walrus otherkin.
*ZFags: Will have heart attacks from any MRA / Alt-right / Neonazi.
*ZFags: Need their own Safe Space / hugbox due to inability to accept differing opinions or critique.
*Zfags: Are pretty much Millennials on [[steroids]].

==See also==
*[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents/grandparents. Fucking die already!
*[[Conservatism]] - Their political agenda
*[[Condom Snorting]]
*[[Generation X]] - Their snarky older relatives who see them as a disappointment, [[irony|despite being just as nihilistic and addicted to drugs as their younger counterparts.]]
*''[[Gen Zed]]'' - A cancerous (((show))) that attempts to portray a Gen Z group living together.
*[[Homosexuality]] - A mental disease that afflicts one out of three kids from Generation Z.
*[[Feminism|Male feminists, feminists, etc.]]
*[[Fantard]] Their obsessive fandomites, better known as "Stans"
*[[Suburbs]] - most zoomers hate rural areas.
*[[Internet]] - a necessity or zoomers become mentally unstable.
*[[Mental illness]] - Most Z fags have one.
*[[Millennials]] - Their parents, who typically babied and spoiled them. [[Millennials|Sound familiar?]]
*[[Personal pronouns]] - Generation Z is notorious for being unable to determine their own gender.
*[[Scene]] kids. Nowadays, they're [[Emo]] [[furries]] or some other bizarre combination. Some even think they're part of the ocean or some shit and listen to extremely incomprehendable music and call themselves Seapunk. Other faggots collect sneakers for some reason and take the worst parts of the [[1980s]] and combine it with the faggotry of Emo-dom, creating a [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] scenario. These faggots are called sneakerheads.
*[[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] - A significant amount of Z fags are afflicted by this disease.
*[[Special Snowflake Syndrome]] - Almost every faggot in this generation has this.
*[[Tide Pods]] - Generation Z's favorite snack food.
*[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]
*[[YouTube]], [[Grindr]], [[Tinder]], [[Vine]], [[Snapchat]], [[Instagram]], etc.. A bunch of shitty, dumbed down social networking apps, mostly used by Zfags.
*[[2010s]] - favorite decade.
*[[retard|Psuedo-Nostalgia]] - whats even the point of being [[Nostalgic]] for a damn [[1980s|time]] you didnt even exist in.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Generation Z|Wikipedia]]
*[https://www.fastcompany.com/3062475/most-creative-people/your-guide-to-generation-z-the-frugal-brand-wary-determined-anti-millen Your guide to Generation Z]
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/20/fashion/move-over-millennials-here-comes-generation-z.html Move over Millennials, here comes Generation Z]
*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/social-media-fuels-a-change-in-generations-with-the-rise-of-gen-z/ How Generation Z is changing the tech world]
*[http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article/millennials-on-steroids-is-your-brand-ready-for-generation-z/ Millennials On Steroids?]
*[http://thoughtcatalog.com/brook-johnston/2014/09/generation-z-can-fck-right-off/ Generation Z can fuck right off]
*[https://chocolatevent.com/2013/11/22/this-generation-sucks-but-you-cant-blame-us-we-didnt-raise-ourselves/ This Generation Sucks. But You Can’t Blame Us; We Didn’t Raise Ourselves]
*[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166396111 is generation Z the worst generation ever?]
*[https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140422095745AAF4eeZ Why does generation z suck so bad?]
*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566291/Kids-five-having-sex-kindergarten-bathroom-teacher-faces-axe.html It's not uncommon to catch children as young as 5 having sex with each other. Great parenting!]

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While '''/b/''' is technically a sub-board of many [[chan]] [[imageboard]]s, it is more commonly known as the asshole of the [[Internets]]. According to [[Faux News]], they are also {{ytlink|DNO6G4ApJQY|a secret underground network of evil hackers on steroids}}. It is populated by [[pedophilia|pedophiles]], [[Furry|furries]], [[otaku]], [[You|basement dwellers]], [[wapanese]], [[Azn]]s, WoWfags, [[otherkin]], Trent Reznor, probably [[Will Smith]], and recently [[gentlemen]]. Also, [[God]] has been known to lurk /b/ for hopes of landing some hawt [[Baby Fuck]]. All these fags are called [[retard|/b/tards]]. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.

Everyone who was finally [[Ban|permabanned]] from [[Something Awful]], found [[Ogrish.com|Ogrish]] too tame or are trying to latch onto the webwhore in-crowd call /b/ home. Pedophiles who have crawled out from [[not4chan]] come here to post and collect kiddie porn, but they usually do not last long, as posting CP is a [[permaban]]nable offense. If you're having trouble finding a [[proxy]] for your trolling activities that's not banned from 4chan, it's because the pedos have already gotten them all permabanned by posting CP. But then, why would you want to; trolling /b/ is like pissing into an ocean of piss. They usually retreat to [[420chan]] or [[12chan]] after that, as posting [[CP]] is common practice on those sites' /b/s.

Posting [[shitting dick nipples]] in /b/, however, is NOT a bannable offense and is welcomed with open arms and [[masturbation|fapping hands]].

/b/'s cracked-out mods frequently sticky their [[crap|own posts]], attempting to create their own [[meme]]s, sometimes spamming stickies until the entire board is just a place to view the [[admin|mods']] stickies. Whiny /b/tards have been begging [[Moot|Doug]] to unban snacks ever since (even though it was constant whining to moot that got him removed in the first place).

If [[Goodnight Sweet Prince|a celebrity dies]], plz to be going directly to /b/ for the traditional [[goodnight sweet prince|eulogizing]] of the still warm - perhaps still alive - body.

However when you arrive at /b/ you will no longer see gore threads or any other threads /b/ had used to see about 4 years ago. You will get porn threads all over your face since /b/ is now occupied with [[13-year-old|cancer]] and of course [[Moralfag|moralfags]] ruining every lulz that has to be had. The reason they leech off of /b/ is because they are retarded enough to go to /b/ and look for porn instead of going to a [https://rule34.paheal.net/ nigger pornsite].

The biggest concern about /b/ is now camwhores. Those niggers have grown rapidly since [[newfags|kids]] like pr0n a lot and mysteriously get affected by those things dark magic and end up bumping threads and giving camwhores attention.

/b/ does [[nobody likes you|not like you]] unless you show some [[tits or GTFO|tits]].

Since the furry population has started raising again, /b/ gets filled with furry threads. Waste of hum-furry rebels decided to go against furday and started making furthreads and injecting /b/ with a small dose of cancer. Thus making furday cease to exist (however /b/ gets raped with old fashionable furthreads on furdays but this time its anal).

Currently, the only people who roam /b/ are [[coomers]] who spam porn-filled threads.
==What is /b/?==

[[Image:Im depressed b.jpg|thumb|Typical [[reaction meme|reaction]] to [[copypasta]].]]
[[Image:dinosexx0r.jpg|thumb|Commonly found on /b/ is the dino sex topic.]]
[[Image:unsee.jpg|thumb|[[Caturday|Initial]] reaction upon entering /b/ (clicking on any pics involves [[Roman shower|barfing]]).]]
[[Image:Bfail.JPG|thumb|/b/ knows women!]]
[[Image:The_make_up_of_B.png|thumb|This is inaccurate: There are no women on the internet.]]
[[Image:typicalb.jpeg|thumb|Wow. Just... wow.]]

*Warning you will fucking rage at the Newfaggotry Below.

/b/ (pronounced slash 'b' slash) is defined by [[Urban Dictionary]] as...

*/b/ is the [[User:OldDirtyBtard|guy]] who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
*/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
*/b/ is the stranger your parents warned you not to talk to.
*/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
*/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
*/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
*/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
*/b/ is the one who first introduced you to [[Goatse]].
*/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
*/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
*/b/ is the guy without [[ED]] who still likes trying [[Viagra]].
*/b/ is that bat-shit crazy old man who sits on his porch and threatens to shoot the children that step on his lawn.
*/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout the night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date.
*/b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
*/b/ is the kid that likes ''[[Inuyasha]]''.
*/b/ is the reason you have to introduce yourself to every parent in the neighbourhood.
*/b/ is the guy who buys those mini binoculars at a sophisticated play and uses them to stare at the actresses [[boobs]].
*/b/ is a [[Forever alone|friend]] that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
*/b/ is the 10 second delay in which you contemplate walking back into the room you just accidentally saw your friends naked mom in, and asking her if you could be of assistance.
*/b/ is the guy who [[Fap|fapped]] to [[Tubgirl]].
*/b/ is your penis that betrays you when he turns into a raging hard on, right as you are called to stand up in front of the class.
*/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser
*/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
*/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
*/b/ is why we can't have nice things.
*/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
*/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
*/b/ is the strung out drunk guy dancing and playing air guitar alone to the music at an outdoor concert.
*/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you are saying.
*/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
*/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
*/b/ is the homeless person at the bus stop who wraps his arm around you and starts a conversation.
*/b/ is still recovering in the hospital after trying something he saw in a hentai.
*/b/ is the guy that puts an "I love dead babies" banner on the side of his car and drives past the protesters outside of clinics.
*/b/ is the friend who, when you're in the city and you see a homeless person, he pulls what looks like a beer bottle out and gives it to the bum - but the bottle really has a mixture of semen and curdled ovaltine in it.
*/b/ [[Edward Nygma|thinks]] he is smarter than [[you]], but is often [[wrong]].
*/b/ is the friend who makes a Tupac joke when his friend's father got shot in the eye, and laughs at the joke.
*/b/[[Lie|tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire, and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives ∵ that they met sitting next to on a flight to Fiji.]]
*/b/ is the attractive girl you met over the internet that makes you want to fap, until ''he'' sends you nude pictures, to your dismay.
*/b/ is the guy who sticks his dick in the vacuum cleaner.
*/b/ is the night before the day after the night before.
*/b/ is the guy who leaves the pube on the seat.
*/b/ is the better side of [[Lie|You]] on a good day.
*/b/ [[Sarcasm|is wonderful]].

HAHAHA Disregard all of that, I suck cocks
The past is now the past.
/b/ is now the worst, least lulzy board on 4chan, flooded by normalfags, underageb&, newfags and other cancerous individuals who completely misunderstood the point and humour of /b/, ironically making it everything other than random. As popularity rose, the [[lulz]] went downhill and the former demographic of /b/ got overran. Re-enforcing the banhammer could easily solve this, but everybody knows that [[W.T. Snacks]] is gone for good.

[[moot]] doesn't exactly seemed to be concerned about this, as he already sailed off to Mexico with his [[jewgold]]. The newfags currently lurking /b/ still claim that it is "so random and cool lol xd", however the very few oldfags knew that [[Lies|this is far from truth]]

However, nobody should ever listen to Urban Dictionary because they are a bunch of elitist, self-important niggers who like to make up words. The best way of describing /b/ is by comparing to ED, as follows...

{{quote|[[Unwarranted self importance|/b/ is sorta like a blind drunk downs syndrome child wielding a chainsaw, whereas ED is like a omglazer guided lulbomb]].|DLB}}

{{quote|{{frame|<youtube>tRpcqr89f0E</youtube>|margin=auto}}|[[Picard|Captain Jean-luc Picard]] of the U.S.S. ''Enterprise''.}}

The only definitive thing that can be summed up about /b/, is that each and every single one of the users is an asshole, and damn proud of it.

Neo-conservative cop-loving suburban white kids are now the majority of /b/.

==FAQ: Difference between /b/ and /pol/==

Some wonder what is the difference between these boards as they share similar ideals but these helpful screenshots will sum it up for you.

<center>[[File:What is pol and b.png|1000px]]</center>

== Self-Description ==

[[File:reasons_why_b_makes_you_dumb.png|thumb|center|828px|Freud contemplates]]
[[Image:Btard.jpg|thumb|Ah, childhood, how I miss thee...]]
[[Image:4chanexposure.jpg|thumb|An average /b/tard will experience all of these.]]
[[Image:fag3000.jpg|thumb|typical b/tard]]

[[Shit nobody cares about|You have just entered the very heart, soul and life force of the internet. This is a place beyond sanity; wild and untamed. There is nothing new here. "New" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. Every interesting, offensive, shocking or debate-inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here, ad infinitum. We are the reason for "not safe for work". We are the Anonymous Army. Cross us and you will fail. Anonymous is everywhere. You depend on us every day. We bag your groceries, we fix your computers. Anonymous sees you before you see him. Sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best, the worst of the worst and most people in between.

We are 4channers. The people devoid of any type of soul or conscience; we are products of cynicism and apathy, and we spread those very sentiments daily. Anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the Internet. He does not forgive, nor forget. We have seen things that defy explanations. We have heard stories that would make any God-fearing, law-abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. We have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. Here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely, if ever, shown. This is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or image-board. It is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. This is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world, rich in history and foundation. To become a 4chan user is to speak a different language, and to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

There are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. If you cannot accept this, then you should leave now, because there is no turning]] [[The Game|back.]]

[[300|This is 4chan, this is /b/.]]

== Likely Threads ==

Here's a list of 16 threads you are likely to see upon coming to /b/, with no less than 5 per page. No particular order.

Test it out for yourself! It's fun!

*[[Boxxy]] thread (Because [[Stalker|strange obsessions]] and [[Retard|social retardation]] go hand in hand)

*[[Spam]] threads, easy to spot by the strange links and the canned [[Lie|"OP you are so awesome"]] responses that bump the thread until it gets b&

*[[Trap|Traps]] thread (Because /b/ can't ever get enough [[cocks]])

*[[Triforce]] thread (Where you prove how much of an [[newfag]] you are)

*[[You Laugh, You Lose|You Raff, You Ruse]] (Average of 2 actually funny, [[OC|not stale posts]])

*[[Omegle]] chat (So you can spout as many memes as possible to other retards who do the same thing back)

*[[Camwhore|Camwhores]] (Where faggots suck up to [[Troll|non-existent women]] hoping for some sort of [[Imaginary girlfriend|cyber relationship]] since they [[Virgin|can't get shit in real life]])

*Stale [[Copypasta]]

*[[My Little Pony|Pony]] threads (where the same eight people(using reactions/avatars) post about [[Pedophile|their love for a show meant for little girls]] while the rest of /b/ either turns away in disgust or spam MLP [[Rule 34|R34]] to troll the ponyfags before the mods delete the thread.)

*[[Irony|Hilarious]] spinoffs of [[Advice Dog]] (Like the very witty [[pokemon|Pokeparents]] or [[Advice Dog/Variations|Courage wolf]]...really clever!)

*A controversial current affair (with extra trollage)

*A random nation/area report-in (so you can gather in one big stupid clusterfuck)

*Lots and lots of anime. This goes with out saying, because you can't be a true [[You|social reject faggot]] without an (un)healthy love for [[Lolicon|childish Japanese cartoons]]

*A '[[Rage]] you lose' thread...usually with links to a [[13 year old boy]] on [[Youtube]]

*Porn. Often with encouragements to drop 'fap folder'. Who keeps a fucking 'fap-folder?' Why, [[You|retards]], of course!

*Fap roulette...spice up your love life.

*A Great Debate Thread (Where Eurotards flamebattle Americunts about having their dicks mutilated at birth, videogames are discussed [[Serious Business|very srsly]], Americans try to defend their beloved country from jealous insults, and [[Trolls trolling trolls |trolls troll trolls]] while pretending to be religious

*<strike>A meet and fuck thread because [[/b/tards]] are only willing to fuck other /b/tards because most of them are social rejects anyway. [[Basement dwellers]] post their city and find somebody else who lives close to them to hang out with, most of the time pretending they're attractive, when the pictures they post are probably ones gathered from their [[facebook]] friends.</strike> A shitty new board has been created exclusively for these kinds of cancerous threads called /soc/.

*[[Forced meme]] thread. It's what /b/ does best.

All of these threads are scattered with large numbers of posts where you call each other [[newfag]] for pretty much any reason, or none at all. Because to be an [[oldfag]]
is a massive achievement, and you don't want just any old newfag coming along not knowing about stuff on the internet.

{{quote|C'MON, WE'RE /b/, WE'RE THE MOST DEPRAVED, DEGENERATE, PSYCHOPATHIC, SOCIOPATHIC, MALADJUSTED, MALCONTENT, MISANTHROPIC, MISOGYNOSTIC, ANTISOCIAL, AMORAL AND GENERALLY FUCKED-UP PIECES OF SHIT TO EVER WALK THE INTERNETS, GORE WILL CURE THE NEWFAG CANCER THAT'S KILLING /b/

WE'VE SEEN AUTOPSIES, NEUROFIBROMATOSIS PATIENTS, HARLEQUIN FETUSES, THE BME PAIN OLYMPICS, GOATSE, TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, DISEMBOWLED SMALL ANIMALS, THE LEFTOVERS OF A HEMICORPRECTOMY, CATS GETTING BEHEADED AND CRUSHED, MULTIPLE GUNSHOT FATALITIES, AXE WOUNDS, KNIFE CUTS, NECROTIZING INFECTIONS, TRAUMATIC AMPUTATIONS, ACCIDENTAL DECAPITATIONS, FALL VICTIMS, AWAKE CRANIECTOMIES, DEGLOVOED LIMBS, DISSOLVING TISSUE, FACE EATING TUMORS, FACIAL DYSMORPIA SUFFERERS, FACES DEFORMED BY ACCIDENTS, CONJOINED TWINS, DISEASED GENITALS, MUTILATED GERBILS, AND EVERY OTHER TYPE OF MAJOR SURGERY, GOREY INJURY AND DISEASE OF ANY LIVING BEING IN THE BOOK, AND WE LAUGHED IT ALL OFF WHILE EATING PIZZA AND FAPPING|'''Skunkworks''' !e1337Hykks on the finer points of Gore Theards}}

==[[DAS TROLLPARADIES]]==

Dammit, [[Moot]]!

==[[Old /b/ Day]]==

Moar at [[Old /b/ Day]]!

== In America ==
[[File:B IN AMERICA.png|thumb|IN AMERICA day screenshot]]
On /b/ on 7/4/08, to commemorate America's Independence Day, all sentences that do not contain the word [[Retards|America]] in them have IN AMERICA! added to the end of them IN AMERICA! The only exception is saying penis tons of times in a row.

== 9/10/08 NEVAR FORGET ==

[[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH]]

==Friday the 13th - LOLSCRIPTS==
On June 13th, 2008, 4chan came one step closer to the final solution. A [[script kiddie]] decided to post a script for others to follow its instructions and save it in to Notepad. When the script runs, it posts the guide in a thread on [[b/|/b/]]. The final result was a barrage of lulz and resulted in the newfags that fell for it and didn't know how to stop it getting [[Banned |b&]]. This cycle would reoccur several times thereafter, ensuring that half the posts on /b/ at any given time are [[spam]].

===9 Debbie Lane Brockport New York===
On the morning of August 29, nearly every post on 4chan's [[B|/b/]] was "hey guys, add my AIM: Moderntopia, also come Molotov my house at 9 Debbie Lane, Brockport, New York - who else has a race car bed? I do!!" or "I am spamming your shitty website and there's nothing you can do about it faggots, if you're man enough come fucking get me - 9 Debbie Lane, Brockport, New York"

All there is to say is [[Script_kiddie|LOL SKIDDIES]].

{{quote2|maybe the nearest /b/tard should go round there, and ask if they know anyone who's enough of a cunt to spam their address on a message board.

I'd guess there's a 90% chance they know exactly who's doing it, and an equal chance they have access to a gun, or a heavy blunt object.}}

==Second Civil War==
It has been noted that the Second Civil War of the U.S. was flamantly discussed by /b/ users starting on Friday October 10th, 2008 and continues to be debated on from time to time in new threads.

==/b/ Day 2008==
On October 26, 2008, a bunch of [[Script kiddie]]s caused /b/ to crash. Refugees began flooding /x/, /d/, /v/ and /n/, bringing the cancer with them. The /k/ommandos began a counter-offensive, striking the /b/tards out of /x/. /d/ was left to rot. Refugees from the affected boards streamed into /a/. As of the 27th, the cancer is once again contained to the smoking shithole known as /b/.

== The 100M Fail==
Most of Sunday 30 Nov. was spent by /b/tards trying and epically failing to "Get" 100,000,000 (100M). Moot and the oldfags, as usual, moaned about how failboating /b/ had become, and how GETs now meant nothing. This was promptly ignored. 100M ended up being the largest failget in history. It was taken by the furries, closely followed by the britfags.

==[[chemo|The Day /b/ Died]]==

[[Image:Anontalk_kills_b.jpg|thumb|'''KAYLA > KORAX''']]

See also: [[Anontalk.com#Operation_Antfuck:_The_Empire_Strikes_Back|Operation Antfuck]] & [[RAIDCHAN]].

On December 13, 2008 /b/ came to a grinding halt after hundreds of [[newfags]] deserted the sinking ship as it was getting walloped with a tsunami of spam [[chemo]] from [[RAIDCHAN]] including the familiar '''KORAX > YOU''' and some '''KAYLA > YOU''' for good measure. For a few glorious hours, /b/ was almost as good as it never was; /b/tards didn't have to bump their own [[posts]] and [[threads]] didn't [[404]] in 30 seconds.

==[[Boxxy|The Third Civil War, 10/11 January '09]]==
On the 10 January, every other thread on /b/ was something to do with [[Boxxy]]. Newfags were hailing her as [[Fail|'The Queen Of /b/]]. [[Newfags|Oldfags]] Bawwed, and declared war on the [[Idiots|boxxy supporters]]. Due to the mods failing to [[Banhammer|take action]] against the cancerspam it was decided that [[anhero|an hero]] by DDoS was the only [[Fail|effective]] option. Despite over 9,000 camwhores joining in the campaign against Boxxy by providing an epic number of tits, [[DDoS]] was called for at 00:00 GMT, 11 January '09. Shortly after mods blocked all posts to the site claiming [[lies|img.4chan.org down for maintenance, posting across all boards is temporarily disabled]] before the entire site [[404]]'d, when actually Anonymous pwn'd the servers. Following the Civil War, saying "Boxxy" causes insta-ban.

[[Image:Jan10maintain.PNG|center]]

==/b/ DDOS's itself==
[[Image:Advice-moot-DON'T-BLAME--REDACTED-.jpg|thumb|The true face of the attacker.]]
From 5th May - 12th May 2009, /b/ and some other boards grinded to a halt and then went offline. For the many basement dwellers who live their entire lives, dicks pressed against palms, lurking on 4chan, this was an unthinkable disaster.

At first, it was thought 711chan was the culprit, but it was found later on that they were not behind the attack. moot confirmed that he made a mistake by blaming them. [[Moot]] rectified this, and on May 5th, the attack had been confined to the .zip and .img sections. As of May 7th, .img remained under attack. The refugees had invaded and occupied /x/, /gif/, /an/, and /d/, the residents of which wanted them the fuck out.

No plan for vengeance had been hatched at this point. And as for the stalwart defenders of the boards, the [[k/|/k/]]ommandos, they were temporarily out of commission, and had decided not to try to clear up the shit that was filling /x/. Until the attacks on all areas had ended, /b/ and some other boards would have continued to remain offline indefinitely.

[[Image:Ddoschan.jpg|839px|center]]

In the end, it turned out the culprits for the 4-5th day offline period were a bunch of morons who blindly downloaded files from links spammed around /b/. This nasty piece of work installed a Trojan that raped the shit out of the available bandwith, effectively DDoS'ing /b/ and the other affected boards without the infected users even fucking realizing it. Since the 12th May, /b/ is back up. Well, it is until the next cloud of retards who will download shit from /b/ without a second thought, and then proceed to gutfuck the forums.

One thing can be for sure: [[Jews|Newfags]] are to blame.

==[[Twilight|The Twilight Appreciation Station, 1-2 June '09]]==

[[Image:XKCD_on_Twilight.JPG|thumb|<s>Rules 1&2? Never heard of them.</s> The rules only apply to /b/, and are stupid anyway.]]

On June 1, [[Moot|moot]] in his wisdom renamed /b/ the ''Twilight'' Appreciation Station in a blatant attempt to get [[Xkcd|Randall Munroe]] to notice him. Some lulz were produced by [[Troll|''Twilight'' fans]] discussing the merits of the film/novel and thereby causing [[Anonymous|the peanut gallery]] to respond with their usual [[Rage|wit]] and [[Fail|insight]]. As with most of moot's [[Forced meme|hilarious pranks]], the ''Twilight'' Appreciation Station produced a rare moment of universal [[Facepalm|agreement]] between /b/tards both old and new.

==/b/ DDOS's itself Part 2 : A Clockwork Orange==

[[Image:Fucking spam on B.jpg|thumb|One of the pictures used for the spamming.]]

On the 5th of July, 2009 some [[cunts]] from the
[https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/who-has-the-posting-script.59902/ Blackhatworld.com] forum, or [[moot]], started spamming a [[faggot|rainbow]] of images of the main character from ''[[A Clockwork Orange]]'', each a different color than the last. This continued for a few hours, and then eventually slowed down. This started up again later on in the day with a new image, and then stopped once more. The Spammaggedon then started AGAIN with a new image on the 6th, and seemed to continue most of the day. It then stopped at 8:30 PM EST. On the 7th, all zip boards were being attacked with the same image from the 6th. Many ziptards flocked to /b/ asking what the fuck was going on.

Many /b/tards rejoiced at the stopping of the spam, but some missed it. Some saw it as [[chemo]], and discussed it even after it had ended (it would have been fucking impossible to have discussed it meanwhile anyway). Some gave the [[shit]] names, such as Orangesunday, [[faggot|Rainbow]]Alex, but Fucking Spam was decided. As soon as they missed it, it started again, as well as on the zip boards (except for /ck/ for some reason) its all over fucking /b/ again. After the shit began again 4chan remained inaccessible for a great deal of the 7th.

A day later, new shit came to light suggesting the recent episode of ass fucking of 4chans bandwith, and as a result the shutting down of our beloved /b/, was due to a Trojan disguised as spam that numerous halfwitted faggots had downloaded. Again. Then, on July 10, 4chan and /b/ were <strike>back up and fully functional. All systems are go.</strike> Not any more /b/ is down once again. [[Eurofag|18/7/09]]: The clockwork orange pics were posted so many times that they became a meme. Protip: Repost them as many times as you can. Everyone will congratulate you on posting a hilarious meme and you will be welcomed into the folds of old faggotry with open arms.

See: ''[[A Clockwork Orange]]''

== /b/ Implodes on [[Delicious caek]] ==
:''See also [[4chan fgt hat day]].''

On October 1st, 2009, /b/ had an orgasm of [[over 9,000]] which resulted in a strange kind of meltdown. /[[b/]] was forced to flee to /[[x/]] [[truth|as they always do when /b/ is down]], as well as other faggy boards. With [[newfags]] unsure of how to fap and /b/tards trolling other boards, there were much [[lulz]] to be had. Ultimately /b/ was revived, and the lesser boards would rejoice. It is said that the birthday hats were the cause of the meltdown, but who the fuck cares. A while after it was fixed, it broke again, leaving /b/ frozen and /b/tards flooding the lesser boards again. A few hours later, all boards on img.4chan.org became unavailable, most likely because of the doings of [[Anontalk]].

== /b/ZZZZZZZZZ day - 6/15/10==
On June 15th, moot decided rename /b/ to /b/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, and to pierce all of our ears with the sweet sound of the Vuvuzela, also known as the nigger horn. A sound file played that said, "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?", then proceeded to play the fucking flat B that the nigger horn makes. <s>As of now, it has not been removed.</s> It's gone, thank god.

<strike>To stop the faggotry, in Chrome, turn off everything in Options-Under the Hood-Content Settings, and in Safari, disable Plug-Ins under Security in Prefs</strike> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]. Get AdBlock and block derp.swf

==GMA Week 7/20/10==
[[Image:B-GMA2.png|center]]
Since [[Jessi Slaughter]] and her hick parents being on GMA, M00t thought it would be a great idea to dress /b/ up for such an occasion including the GMA theme looping as a .sfw in the background, many a newfag became confused with the constant looping while oldfags relaxed with the safety of AdBlock, Firefox or Opera.

But wait... [[Operation /b/ipolar]] was enacted, causing a horrible mixture of lulz and chaos, which spilled across some of 4chan.

And then... [[Rape|RAEP]]! One of the worst spambot attacks in history meant that a thread lasted a whole 19 (Nineteen) seconds before it was removed. Even /b/tards couldn't stand this, and oldfags, newfags, and summerfags all evacuated in a mass diaspora. 4chan's /c/, /v/, /vp/tr/, and /r9k/ were partially taken over, while /x/ received its WORST RAID EVAR. With /x/ as the de facto /b/, and only a few /b/tards still in /b/, anarchy, lulz, and horror continued throughout 4chan. Ended in the evening, all was well, but raids against the sources of the bots commenced.

== The Day /b/ Died Again (CAPTCHA wars) (28/07/2010)==
<strike>On this particular day, M00t decided to place a verification CAPTCHA (for the lulz)
to EVERY SINLGE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING POST.
some shit went down and now all hell's broken lose as all threads have closed
and only one post remains </strike> ALL POST AND THREADS HAVE GONE!(oh noez!)
It's only a matter of time before butthurt /b/ makes temporary camp in /x/.
Is this the last of /b/?
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE

.HTML of the last thread before /b/ met it's bitter end. Unfortunately chan thread watch didn't save any pictures.
<s>http://www.megaupload.com/?d=203G169D</s> '''GONE'''

<strike>Pretty much ignore everything about this though, M00t is just doing the same thing he's done [[at least 100]] times before.</strike>

/b/ has re-appeared again....we were so close

HTML DOODZ of the last thread https://www.mediafire.com/?dg50zekjipugczy

== So where did the Oldfags go? ==
It is confirmed that many of /b/'s [[oldfags]] left and went to neighbouring boards after they detected the slow decent into [[FAIL]]. Some of these boards are /tg/, /k/ and /x/ which are near impossible to troll on, You will either be ignored or saged instantly. Most of these boards also have [[nazi]] moderators now which makes it even harder as any content thats not related to the board gets instantly Banhammered.

== /b/'s Official Anthem ==
It’s a rare condition, this day and age,
To read any good posts on the 4chan /b/ page.
Lolz and memes of the grandest kind,
Some oldfags say it’s even harder to find.
Well then there must be some OC too
Inside these cancerous threads

Cause all I see is a tower of memes
Real lolz burstin’ out of every screen.
As days go by, we’re gonna fill our /b/ with lolziness.
The newfags may cry,
We’re gonna smother the cancer with ragefulness.

When days go by, there’s lolz for you, lolz for me,
For cool stories an opportunity.
As days go by, It’s the bigger lol of the legiony.

== 9/25/10 DICKS EVERYWHERE ==

[[File:1285393950533.png|700px|thumb|center|[[DICKS EVERYWHERE]]]]

== 11/30/10 PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI ==
 
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== 12/28/10 [[Moot is Olev|MOOT IS OLEV]] ==

[[File:NOBLOCK.jpg|700px|thumb|center|[[music|FUCK IT I'LL JUST LET THE MUSIC PLAY ALSO I SUCK AT SPELLING]]]]

In the early hours of the morning on December 28th, [[moot]] once again went completely [[batshit]] [[insane]].

/b/tards furiously f5ing their favorite imageboard suddenly found a new header claiming that "[[Moot is Olev|MOOT IS OLEV OLEV IS MOOT]]" and "where is your god now -or- write moolev on your body!!!!". While some /b/tards where confused about this header, Most immediately flipped shit, because "Olev" was the [[spam|spammer]] who had plagued the [[camwhore]] [[cancer]] threads with around 100 lines of "WRITE OLEV ON TITS".

Even though moot had successfully trolled the ugly camwhores, he proceded to shift into '''MAXIMUM OVER[[TROLL]]'''

The color scheme of /b/ was switched to the much [[lulz]] eye-burning red and yellow. If this wasn't [[unfunny|hilarious]] enough, the song Cotton-Eye Joe began to play on repeat. Cries of "OH GOD MY EYES" and "why moot why" could be heard around the world.

===brb, ddos===
Moot's faggotry was fairly short-lived however, when the whole of 4chan joined the ranks of MasterCard, Visa and Paypal etc. and ground to a halt from a [[DDoS]] attack. It is back as of 11pm GMT, 28/12/2010, though may be running slowly. Some [[moralfag]] [[skiddie]] wanker named [[th3j35t3r]] claimed responsibility for the attack, though he's probably talking shit as there's no way he could take down 4chan on his own. Stupid fuck.

UPDATE: It was later figured by [[oldfags|/b/'s finest]] that the site was taken offline to perform chemo on the cancer (and also for moot's own lulz).

Since moot made the comment about the site being DDoSed, it has made some news sites wonder if /b/ is still the unstoppable force it was once thought to be.

===>>300000000 GET DDOS===
Right before the [[GET/Post 200M#300,000,000 GET|300000000 GET]] the site went down again. Either moot has gone into ultra troll mode, or some moralfag got real butthurt over some /b/ shit. Either way faggots everywhere are raging.

== 1/17/11 - The Day of Darkness ==

<S>
So moot has decided to be a total fuckhead once again, and has totally lobotomized the asshole of the internet by:

*making the title /b/lack
*Making a insanely shitty black song which is just a terribad remix of eye of the tiger.
*The entire screen is fucking black like niggers.
*you can't fucking post shit.

I don't know what the fuck moot is thinking but this is one helluva way to lose traffic to 7chan or some other shitty *chan
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'''Butthurt faggot'''

Everything's back to normal, with a notice that some boards were removed. And the XXX filter has disappeared.

== 1/31/11 ***WARNING***==

On the 31 of January of this year m00t plans to lead all of his over 9000 dildo spammers on to AE. apparently they don't like us.. WHERE EVER YOU ARE ADMINS-just beware

== 5/1/11 [[america|AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!]] ==

on the first of May, [[Osama bin Laden]] was declared dead. moot responded by changing the name of the board to [[south park|"AMERICA FUCK YEAH!"]] and embedding {{ytlink|IhnUgAaea4M|this godawful song}} in it

==5/9/11 The Most Electrifying Imageboard in Forum Entertainment!==
'''WORDFILTERS ARE BACK.'''

Also, fuck <s>ponies</s> steve jobs and the <s>pony</s>newt gingrich<s>fag</s>candy-ass.

==6/18/11 Old /b/. Again.==

Just when /b/ started to think they could browse in relative peace, save the crying mexican boy tied up in the corner, [[moot|Missingno]] started another [[fail|funny]] joke - this time playing the Metal Gear Solid 4 theme music (Whining [[arab|arab]] shit) and changing the header to :

"''/b/ has changed.''
 ''it's no longer about original content, epic GETs, and win''
 ''it's an endless series of reposts, perpetuated by newfags and trolls''
 ''[[grammar_nazi|fail - and its consumption of /b/, has become an unstoppable cancer.]]''
 ''/b/ has changed.''"

The [[irony]] of the "Endless series of reposts" line will not be lost on [[Old_/b/_Day|seasoned /b/tards]]

==7/2/11 Yotsuba Image Board==

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<s>It appears that the great Lord Missingno has taken it upon itself to delete fucking everything. More information when someone that isn't retarded adds more information.</s> It's back.

{{clear}}

==11/4/11==
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==The Great Shit Shift of 2012==
[[Shit_no_one_cares_about|Things were getting worse and worse for /b/]]. But then, out of the bitching and shitposting, [[moot]] stated that he was open for site suggestions and board ideas. This was obviously the worst idea in the world, as within hours he had thousands of emails and shitty ideas. He says he has several board ideas and immediate to-dos. But this is just the beginning.

Along with opening the floodgates of shit, moot also removed the "Name field", bringing back FORCED_ANON. Also, a feature known as DISPLAY_ID was added, which basically forces every poster to be a [[You|tripfag]]. There are other small changes too. Those are the little sprinkles of vomit on the big shit sunday. This era shall be known as The Great Shit Shift of 2012. Things are changing in the land of [[4chan]]. The clouds of an epic [[shitstorm]] are rolling in over the horizon. The ground is quaking, and the gods are whispering amongst themselves. The end is nigh my brothers. Prepare yourselves for battle!

Oh yeah, and getting banned no longer prohibits access to the boards, only posting. So that's [[Shit|great]] too.

== 2013 ==

[[File:4ch global rule 3 B.png|thumb|What 4chan's Global Rule 3 has been relegated to being]]

As of 2013, due to constant repetitive shitposting, endless faggotry and the mods allowing that shit, /b/ is ironically the least random board on 4chan, and is officially dead from cancer. Good night sweet prince.

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==The RHULchan Raid of 2014==
After several months of stagnation and having been killed by the cancer that had consumed it, /b/ finally did something even remotely lulworthy.
'Twas the 7th of April in the year of our lord, 2014, which also happened to be the day that 4chan introduced .webm support throughout the website, thus filling /b/ with crisp 720p mutilation videos and the like, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Through its thick veil of shit, a single spec of light passed through. Some unthinking anon started a thread imploring the euphoric residents of /b/ to raid a work-safe Chan created by the Royal Holloway, University of London. With a campus like theirs, you'd assume that they would be running their chan on stable and secure servers, with constant moderation, right? Sorry for getting your hopes up, faggot, but that is far from the truth. [[File:Thefirstavenger.jpg|550px|center]]
The thread started out slow. The first 20 minutes of its life comprised of bumps, ID: Heaven (Mootykins brought back IDs, samefagging is a thing of the past. The best thing that Jew's done in years) being a cunt, (no change there), about 5 anons saying that they'd post CP, another 5 asking how to raid it, (thereby proving themselves to be, contrary to popular belief, newfags), and mostly complaints about how slow the site actually is.
After this minor delay, shit began to pick up. Anons came to realize that the website has no log and no moderation, and the games were underway. Immediately, some twat blew /b/'s cover, though this inconvenience quickly diverted by pinning all the blame on 9fag. The peaceful inhabitants of RHULchan's /q/ board fell for the ruse. Within minutes, /b/ had entirely absorbed /q/ into itself, thus rendering /q/ a replica of /b/ albeit slower. You would expect that /q/ would simply be filled with neo-/b/ shitposts, right? Wrong. In a bizarre turn of events, /q/ was more akin to the /b/ of yesteryear. CP, le epic may-mays, gore... /q/ had it all, and the mods of RHULchan (who were probably ''sleeping or studying like faggots,'' in the wise words of one anon) couldn't do a thing about it. The raid got to the point that /b/tards begin taking it upon themselves to elect a queen of RHUL, much like Boxxy on /b/. One anon sent an email to the moderator of the imageboard, asking anons to give him one word each. This was the end result: [[File:Thefinalmessage.jpg|550px|center]] Life was good, until some /b/astard did an SQL injection and took RHULchan offline. As of the 8th of April, 2014, the website is still down. We have no word on its fate as of yet, but all we know is that /b/ redeemed itself for a short period of time. Oh yeah, and then /b/ started flooding the RHUL forums with their usual witty banter, but nothing special really happened. RHUL still haven't responded.

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== How to Troll ==

*Outright ignore a /b/tard when they try to troll, shock, or offend you
*Let teens everywhere know what a great hangout /b/ is
*Claim Anonymous is and always has been about punishing evil people
*Overuse old memes that no one <s>finds funny anymore</s> ever found funny to show how savvy you are desu
*Forced memes are also hilarious
*Don't forget about [[Zippocat]]
*Over 9000
*???
*Profit

==/b/ Gallery==

{{cg|/b/ Gallery|bgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Agent Smith.jpg|Closeup of the cancer killing /b/
Image:typicalthread.jpg|A modern thread on /b/
Image:Welcome_to_b.png|Welcome to /b/.
Image:Oh b.jpg|/b/rotherhood shown in a raid.
Image:Bananaana2.jpg|Nevermind.
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Image:Bdecember22.jpg|Typical /b/ reaction.
File:Bisdead.png|Proof that /b/ is dead.
Image:b_movie.jpg|[[4chan]]'s latest animated film.
Image:Everydayb.jpg|General retardation of /b/tard responses.
[[File:agoo.jpg|thumb|]]
Image:Pedobearlovesmileycyrus.jpg|Miley's #1 fan
Image:Obamasupb.jpg|Original home of the [[Patriotic Nigra]].
Image:BeforeAfter.jpg|A Romanian /b/tard, before and after his conversion.
Image:Discussingpenis.jpg|We're discussing [[Image:penisfilter.png]]es, would you like to join?
Image:Awkard_silence.png|/b/ are much more awkward than they seem.
Image:Idiot 4chan mod.PNG|Anyone can do anything in /b/, including the mods.
Image:Ort.jpg|Teaches parents.
Image:PREDATOR4CHANLOL.jpg|/b/ is the hunting ground for many [[Pedobear|predators]].
Image:Bplz.gif|Average /b/ crap.
Image:Motivator525307.jpg|What happens to serious discussion on /b/.
Image:Pedoluv.jpg|What you'll either see or fap to on /b/.
Image:B_shit_on_chest.JPG|discover new [[fapping]] ways suggested by /b/
Image:garfieldwtf.jpg|[[Garfield|Jon]] as a /b/tard.
Image:4inch_chan.jpg|Typical [[cock]] found at /b/.
Image:4chanpizza.png|The most normal post on the /b/ board.
Image:1181859476447.jpg|SAVE THE CHILDRENZ!!
Image:4chan-Niggers.png
Image:b_advice.png|Typical /b/ content.
Image:4chan rubber cock monsters.png|The essence of /b/.
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Image:b_funeral.jpg|A little melodramatic, aren't we?
Image:4chan thread template.png|Now in an easy to follow template.
Image:Proofbwasnevergood.jpg|The good old days...
Image:Btards_are_doctors.png|/b/tards are licensed professionals.
Image:toostupid.png|/b/ is too stupid to understand.
Image:worknigga.jpg|/b/ loves niggers.
Image:Bruinslives.jpg|BAAAW
Image:Beeeeuuurrrkkkk.png
Image:Bproof.jpg|Proof that /b/ has been around since the dawn of the internets.
Image:delivers.gif|/b/ delivers.
Image:Vacuumgoesrrr.JPG|It does indeed go "rrr".
Image:Madeoffail.jpg|The real reason /b/ has so much lag.
Image:Dead_board_is_dead.PNG|It's always been bad, but recently...
Image: 4chanb.jpg|have a seat
Image:Missionaccomplished.JPG|/b/ will teach you how to hack.
Image:B_lurks_evrywhar.jpg| /b/ is now teaching all your college courses
Image:whybsucks.jpg|The idea that there is a difference is a lie. Like [[cake]]
Image:Lolwtfbbq 4chan is for gays.png|Found this shit on /b/, no seriously
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File:Nevertalkabout b.png|Killing the cancer that is killing /b/
File:4_Chan_B_Hacker.jpg|Leet /b/ hackers will totally own you newfag!
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File:B worst sex story.jpg
File:B niggs pokemon.png
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File:B the neckbeard challenge.jpg
File:B you want.jpg
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File:B hillary voters.jpg
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File:B living room fap.jpg
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File:B nice digits pharoh.png
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File:B poll.jpg
File:B belly inflation art.png
File:B bad first impressions.jpg
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File:B craigslist.png
File:B found yo porn.jpg
File:B storytime 810wife.jpg
File:B fatass gf.png
File:B crazyfemini.jpg
File:B nohomo mommy.png
File:B execute Rat.png
File:B outdoors.jpg
File:B breakout psycho gf.png
File:B mygirl.png
File:B jews ze oven.jpg
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File:B darkness eliminator.jpg
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===Nudes for /b/===
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== 4chan - hurt ==
<pre>
I checked on /b/ today
To see if I still feel
I see its filled with gay
What the fuck is their deal

The gays have but one hole
The traps are now a thing
Try to close the gay away
But I remember everything

What has /b/ become?
My sweetest friend
The oldfags that I knew
Went away in the end

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

I close my browser now
Upon my dirty screen
Full of jizz and cum
I cannot make clean

I remember a great time
When WT snacks was there
Now he's somewhere else
He is still not here

And you can check what you want
My 4chan of shit
It will let you down
It will make you cringe

If I were but a mod
On my favorite chan
I would ban all the gay
I would find a way
</pre>

==See Also==
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[7chan]]
*[[b/-day|/b/-day]]
*[[Dramaking]]
*[[Kitten Bagger]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[Kiwi Troll]]
*[[klik-BOMF]]
*[[Lano Ungen]]
*[[Lulzcore]] - The music of /b/
*[[Mike Buchan]] - A failure who likes to steal btard's girlfriends and spout memes in public. Feel free to send him some [[spam|love]].
*[[Moot]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[Mr. Goodlife]]
*[[MuchoSucko]]
*[[pedobear]]
*[[sci/|/sci/]]
*[[SlashAIMslash]]
*[[Snacks]]
*[[The Great Re/b/oot]]
*[[The xchan effect]]
*[[Wikichan]]
*[[trap]]
*[[cocks]]
*[[gay]]

== External Links ==
*{{UkrED|Розділи_іміджбордів|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
*[https://boards.4chan.org/b/ Go directly to /b/.]
*[[Wikipedia:4chan|4chan]]: see what Wikipedia says about 4chan and /b/

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Chris-Chan'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Christian Weston Chandler Christine Weston Chandler{{Trans}} Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Christopher Weston Chandler (at birth)}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|February 24, 1982 ({{age|1982|2|24}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]] ([[Hahaha no|Claims to be trans female]])}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|YouTuber (formerly) [[lol|Comic creator]] Virgin with rage (formerly) Feeding off the teat of the US government using food stamps and social security that you paid for}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Big Island, [[Virginia]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|"Neo Spiritual Christianity"]] (current)}}
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{{quote|Behold: The '''''Mistake''''' of God!''| The World}}

'''Chris-Chan''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Christine Weston Chandler'''{{Trans}}; originally '''Christian Weston Chandler'''{{Christian}} and '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' at his birth to age 11, but more popularly known as "That [[Fat]], [[Retarded]], [[Degenerate]], [[Incest|Motherfucking]], [[Transgender|Tranny bitch]] Fuckface"; b. February 24, [[1980s|1982]]: Age {{age|1982|2|24}}) is a [[fat]], [[stupid]], [[Pervert|perverted]], [[Christian|religious]], '''SEVERELY''' [[autistic]], [[basement-dwelling]], [[racist]], [[God hates fags|homophobic]], [[LGBT|tranny-loving]], [[pedophile|pedophiliac]], [[incest|incestuous]], [[rapist]], self-proclaimed (ex-) "[[virgin]] with rage", degenerate [[manchild]] who reeks of, [[Shit|among]] [[Cum|other]] [[Fail|things]], ludicrous amounts of [[Unwarranted Self Importance]], who "created" his own [[Cool story bro|'skillfully-written']] as well as [[shit|skillfully-drawn]] series of comics starring an illegal, Yank-made bootlegged version of the blue blur called '''"[[Sonichu]]"''': his supremely [[retarded]] hybrid of [[Pikachu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

The most notable physical characteristic of Chris, beyond the obvious morbid corpulence, and his insane tranny operations that only succeeded in giving him a pair of pendulous french-fries-with-soy-sauce induced [[man boobs]], is that he wears a [[Fag|medallion]] made out of crayola [[Fuckin Magnets|FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] and acrylic paint everywhere, ''at all times'' in homage to his yellow [[Sonic]] re-color. '''''In public.''''' As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has [[over 9000|a shitload]] of medallions: The [[Racist|blachu]], and the [[Whore|"Rosechu" medallion]] ([[Unrealistic Expectations|which he planned on giving to his sweetheart]]), suggesting that he has ''far'' [[Unemployed|too much free time on his hands]]. Which, of course, he does, because [[b|who the fuck would sit around on their fat ass all day coloring-in comic book pages if they had anything better to do with their lives?]]

Eventually, after years of trolling, Chris began asking for donations from people to continue his projects. The hapless retards of the net—idiotically thinking that sending Chris cash was "milking the lolcow"—actually began complying with these requests and sending him upwards of $100 and calling it "trolling." [[No| It seems that, in the end, Chris actually became the troll by milking countless dipshits out of their monies]]... [[Truth| This is why you shouldn't let your autistic children on the internet.]] Despite there being many, many other lolcows ripe for the taking after Chris's discovery, none may ever reach the same level of infamy as his, and Chris shall be doomed to forever remain in public (and online) consciousness as the Frankenstein's monster of the Internet.

It can be said that none of this would've ever happened if Chris had ignored his newly-created ED article back in [[2007]].
==The Beginning==
{{Quote|Chris. Chris. All alone he'll sit. Chris. Chris. Can't get no tit.|Rhyme made up by girls to taunt Chris in High School}}

Our journey begins all the way back in the good old days of [[2007]], when the Internet was still in its relative infancy and when Sonichu was first discovered on [[4chan]]. Intrigued by what kind of deranged, autistic mind could create such a thing, the users tracked down Chris and all his associated online accounts. In his infinite knowledge, Chris decided to establish his [[lolcow]] status right away by posting a rambling video containing a wide variety of content such as why [[Lie|smoking and drinking are bad]], how girls should use [[Transformers]] action figures to seduce boys, and—in what would become extremely [[ironic]] years later—how [[heterosexuality]] and [[Cis|binary gender]] roles are an absolute ''must''. The video also confirmed his delusional status as he desribed it as educational and hoped it would be played in at least two schools. Throughout the entire video Chris proudly wears a Sonichu necklace, which would eventually become well known as the unofficial sign of autism of the internet.
 
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Surprisingly, there is a video about 12-year-old Chris-Chan who [[Fucktard|won $1,000 for Sonic Shit]] at a toy store.
 
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<center><big>'''Chris-Chan before he became a [[tranny]] and [[rape|raped his mother]]'''<big>}}</center>
 
==CWC vs. ED==
[[Image:CWC preview button.JPG|thumb|150px|How do I use preview button?]]
[[Image:CWCHTML.JPG|thumb|150px|He took two [[CSIII|HTML classes]]...]]
[[Image:CWCHTML2.JPG|thumb|150px|...and it shows!]]
[[Image:NicolasCageLaughingAtChrisChan.gif|thumb|right||300px|Basically everyone's reaction to Chris's unbelievably retarded actions.]]
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Chris' newly created [[E-fame|e-infamy]], of course, drew the attention of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and an [https://web.archive.org/web/20100401041131/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997315032 article was promptly written about him]. Chris discovered his article and decided to follow the same track he did with 4chan and [[Taking down ED|confronting ED]] rather than simply ignoring it. At first, Chris tried tampering with his article while logged in as "Reldnahc" which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) [[nice try|spelled backwards]]. Before [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|erasing the entire article]], Chris [https://web.archive.org/web/20101011205633/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Reldnahc actually contributed] by adding information that he hadn’t submitted anywhere else. Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|Megan]] [[:Image:Sonichu_heartbroken.jpg|“shattered his heart”]], and printouts of the ''[[Wut|Sonichu News Dash]]'': a shitty newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[Chris-chan/Places#Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with Mary Lee Walsh.

To make matters worse, he also [[facepalm|uploaded Rule 34 of his own characters]].

Later, when the context of the article finally dawned on Chris, he [[Crazy|snapped]]. He created another account and tried [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blanking the page]] [[facepalm|several times]]. CWC [[Nice try|blames Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for breaking up the relationship between him and Megan despite the fact that [[Truth|she was never his girlfriend]]. Just another lying attempt to make [[Unrealistic_Expectations|ED feel troll's remorse]]. Chris then uploaded a video to YouTube in which he congratulated all of his non-existent Sonichu fans whom he mistakenly believed brought ED down and further urged them not to donate to ED while failing to realize that ED's downtime was due to an issue related to the website as a whole, and not related to any drama around his article.

Chris' plea for his fans to not donate to ED flopped because the only people who pay any attention to Chris are precisely the ones who helped ED reach its donation goal on August 14, [[2008]].

[[Last Thursday|Later]], Chrissy would post yet another video to the tubes demanding that the [[Delete Fucking Everything|page and discussion page be deleted]], or else he wouldn't be making any more of his sweet, sweet comics for his ten fans to [[fap|enjoy]]. He then stated that much like the old adage: "Too many [[cocks|cooks]] spoil the [[cum|broth]]", ED had too many [[I see what you did there|CROOKS]]. And that "every single word on his ED page [[lol wut|was a crook]]".

After standing in an anime pose with his fist in the air, Chris then Hulked the fuck out and proceeded to [[awesome|beat the shit out of]] a Raggedy Ann doll with a picture of [[Shit was so cash|Clyde Cash]] taped to its face, and that more RAAAAAAAGE would follow if his ED page wasn't [[Unrealistic Expectations|taken down posthaste]].

The [[Cock|beast]] can be unleashed <s>{{ytlink|X02mQycxqSw|here}}</s> (or not, it has since been [[baleeted]]). Even youlube.cum doesn't want him on their site.

So, before we go any further, you have to be wondering: [[WTF|Who the fuck is this guy]]? Don't worry, you've come to the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|right place for answers]].
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==Chris-Chan: The (Former) Man, the [[IRL]] Creepiness==
[[File:Chrischansexchange.jpg|frame|center|breaking news]]

[[Image:Emochris.jpg|thumb|160px|"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS- THEY WILL NOT HEE-ALLL"]]
[[Image:0706-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|160px|[[Chris-chan/People#Megan_Schroeder|Megan]] shows us how
[[Sarcasm|pleasant an experience it truly is]] being in the presence of [[Chris-chan|Mr. Weston Chandler]]. Note the fear in her eyes.]]
[[Image:ChrisisNOTGAY.jpg|thumb|160px|Chris is totally [[NOT GAY]]!!!]]
Chris was born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' in Charlottesville, Virginia and raised in Ruckersville, Virginia. Diagnosed with the severe, devastating, highly contagious and once rare [[autism]] as a young child, this diagnosis would prove itself to be absolutely true when he had his first name 'legally' changed to '''Christian''' by an [[FNAF|animatronic]] bug-eyed bear in 1994 after hearing him '''{{archive|AtCk9|(possibly a pedophile) mispronounce it}}'''. An article in the local paper about the name change accurately described the then 11-year-old Chris' [[manchild|social development]] as being that of a seven or eight-year-old (it would never change from that point). Chris did, however, manage to graduate from his final compulsory [[atheism|secular]] facility and even got an associate degree in computer aided drafting and design from a local run-down community college. To this day he's never used that degree, as his crippling PGD would cause him severe confusion for rapidly changing tech, and if a CAAD professor would criticize him for sloppy work, [[meltdown|Chris would flip out]].

Given the quality of his later work, it appears that Virginia community colleges actually baffle science by being somehow shittier than people would already believe a "Virginia community college" to be. Aside from earning his uselessassociate's degree he did also earn his first [[ban]] as he got expelled for posting creepy as fuck posters that advertised for "cute single 18-21 year old female companions" with [[Forever alone|pictures of Sonichu on them]] (and displaying his homophobia by also telling men seeing the sign to "[[ALL CAPS|MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS!]]").

On [[MySpace]], (yes, this story begins a long time ago), Chris posted his quest for a "boyfriend-free girl" and his stalking tendencies. Unfortunately for him, [[Truth|every woman on the planet appears to have a boyfriend]]. This has led to what Chris dubs "noviophobia" — in Chris's bastardized high school Spanish interpretation, he inserts "novio" which essentially means boyfriend, before the Greek root phobia, committing a [[facepalm]]-worthy [[portmanteau]] that is almost nonsensical enough to make you forget that of all things in the world, Chris has a paralyzing fear of '''''boyfriends'''''. Chris claims to hate every male besides himself and his father, because they [[BAWWWW|"took all the pretty girls leaving [him] with no one to choose from"]]. To this day, Chris's hatred for males has only become bigger since he became a [[loser|transgender degenerate wanker]] whose demented, near-death mother only condones and supports his extreme perversion ([[Incest|literally]]).

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|Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Chris-chan/People#Sarah Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], a [[Whore|very pretty girl]], was taken away from me by this [[wtf|Magician]] Jerk, Wes Iseli. At first, I was naive about their relationship. Later on, in [[Last Thursday|spring of 2003]], I [[Rape|tried to pick up a girl]] in a class I was taking at Piedmont Virginia Community College, but she told me right-off, that SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND! And [[trolled|it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then]]. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia(mentioned above).|Chris-chan spills the beans
|I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion. | Chris begins his search for a boyfriend-free girl.
|As for [[Chris-chan/People#Wes_Iseli|Wes]], I [[LOL WUT|blame all of these happenings on him]]. [[Butthurt|If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me,]] [[no|I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today]]. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring [[Fuck|LOVE]] QUEST!|CWC is foiled in his perennial search for companionship
|[[anti-lulz|Chris Chan is destroyer of slanderous LULZ]]; take that, Encyclopedia Dramatica.|The long-baleeted {{Myspace|sonichucwc}}''}}
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[[Image:Mary lee walsh pic IRL.JPG|thumb|left|100px|Mary Lee Walsh [[IRL|in real life]].]]

He employed his famous "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign in two places: the [[Chris-chan/Places#The_Fashion_Square_Mall|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] and [[Chris-chan/Places#Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. The dean, [[Chris-chan/People#Mary_Lee_Walsh|Mary Lee Walsh]], reasonably assumed that Chris was [[Larry Craig|publicly soliciting for sex,]] had the sign destroyed and banned him from the school for a year. Since then, he has become obsessed with her and depicts her within his comic as a bald witch with a viking helmet, a pitchfork, a scepter to contain her evil anti-love powers, and occasionally a broomstick. We all know he fantasizes about having said broomstick in his ass, but that is another story.

Chris has also shown his hatred towards Mary on several other occasions. He made a hilarious {{ytlink|T1eYxhk5Y4s|video}} asking for fictional character Harvey Dirdban's (not Birdman) assistance to fight "THAT EVIL BITCH MARY LEE WALSH FOREVAR!!1" in a contest for Adult Swim. He also made a {{ytlink|rgEQINfsJSM|video}} of him fighting Mary Lee Walsh as a custom character in ''Soul Calibur III''. Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make [[DO NOT WANT|hideous]] [[porn]] of her, due to the fact that he secretly wants to [[jam it in|diddle her poo hole]]. [[:File:MaryWantsIt.jpg|You know you want to see it]].

Chris's [[faggotry|Love Quest]] was also foiled by Security Guards of Fashion Square Shopping Center. He was [[Police Brutality|handcuffed and kicked out]] by [[the man|Jerkops]] ([[I see what you did there|half jerk, half cops]]) "for trying to [[Rape|attract]] a Boyfriend-Free Girl".

Christian claims to have started his [[stupid|ill-begotten]] love quest because [[Fritzl|he wants a daughter]] whom he will "dubly" call Crystal Weston Chandler (apparently after the illustrious [[wut|metal]]). He made her in the form of one of his ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figures (from his own pubic hair, mind you), and made a separate file in the game ''Animal Crossing'', and [[wut|played as her]].

The person we know the most about is [[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|Megan Schroeder]] who had a huge influence on the comic and Chris himself. She remarked that the antagonist of one of the ''[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]]'' movies came off as "kind of queer", possibly influencing Chris's [[homophobia]].

One example of the Chris-induced drama is the blog entry where [[Chris-chan/People#Anna_McLerran|a girl]] describes her encounter with Chris as he was [[Stalker|wandering stores in search]] of his true love in late [[2004]], which can be viewed [[Chris-chan/thecrazypacer|here]].

Chris changes love interests far more frequently than he changes his underwear; [[Some argue|it is speculated]] that he has fallen in "true love" around 50 times.
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=== Trolling ===
Trolling of Chris-chan has gone on for more than a decade. Whether internet vigilantes are trying to expose him for the psycho loser he really is or if they [[fap]] to picking on retards, it's uncertain.

*An old classmate of Chris from speech therapy, Joshua Martinez, trolled Chris by making him believe [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a friend of his and pretended to date Chris online as her.
*Hanna, an IRL cunt, pranked Chris with the promise of a fake date. [[Chris-Chan/Quotes#Troll_Chick|CLICK HERE]] to see Chris-chan get taken down to 15%.
*When Chris tried to win a video game contest to win a trip to Washington in an attempt to rape Megan, an unwitting Adam Stackhouse cockblocked him by winning.
*[[Chris-chan/Places#The_GAMe_PLACe|The Game Place]], a store where he volunteered, was soon subject to his antics when [[anon]] took several photos of him. See [[Chris-Chan/Quotes#The_Game_Place|here]] for Chris QQing.
*Chris had started a relationship with an e-girlfriend called Blanca. This was the first case of someone outside of people who personally knew Chris messing with him. On [[9/11|September 11]], [[2008]], another troll going by the same name was really a [[Image:MY.gif|MY.gif]]{{wayback|https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123|20090418140042|title=black man in a pickle costume}} and managed to score horrific nudes. [[:File:CWCPEEEBUTT.JPG|WARNING: DON'T LOOK AT IT]]. Later on October 7, [[2008]], [[Ickeriss69|"Blanca"]] managed to get the medallions and {{ytlink|bzlUoAOpiak|destroy them}}.
*Some guy pretended to be some retired Eurofag soccer player named Jimmy Hill and claimed to have stolen Sonichu and made him gay.
*Troll extraordinaire Clyde Cash fucked with Chris by: claiming to have raped and killed his internet girlfriends, hacking into his e-mail accounts, hacking and stealing his [[Playstation|PSN] account, holding secret legion of doom troll meetings on IRC and Mumble for Chris to join, convincing Chris to dry hump and destroy his PlayStation 3 for over $[[9000]].
*Some fag pretended to be a girl who went by Panda Halo. Basically influenced Chris' comics. Clyde Cash raped her, then she died in a fire in Australia.
*A literal [[13-year old boy]] who called himself Julie pretended to be Chris' girlfriend and had phone sex with Chris and convinced him to film himself fucking a blow-up doll. Many agreed he took it way to far by making Chris cry and making Chris shove jagged broken pieces of his medallion up his ass.
*A troll named Ivy just pretended to be a nice girlfriend and milked a few creepy ass videos out of Chris. She ended things by [[An hero|killing herself]].
*Some troll pretended to be [[Nintendo|Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-aime]] and told Chris they'd make Sonichu into a video game. Chris showed how incompetent he is and the troll called Chris a loser and called the game off.
*A guy who just started out by making Chris-chan impersonation videos for his friends, later became Liquid Chris; a troll that simply pretended to be Chris-chan and the true creator of Sonichu. His pretend; later IRL wife Kacey, fucked with Chris by pretending to be torn between the two over who she wanted to be with. At the very end Kacey's troll ex-marine father has a 2 hour conversation with Chris in which he forces Chris to face reality and answer for his existence.
*A guy named Matthew Noble pretended to be a GamePlace employee and called Chris' parents to inform them of his misadventures.
*A man going by Alec Benson Leary copied the Sonichu comics but made everyone have Aspergers.
*A guy pretending to be a Hawaiian named Surfshack Tito fucked with Chris by stealing his Playstation stuff and pretending to fuck his internet girlfriends. This causes Chris to say NIGGER on camera.
*A girl going by Jackie found Chris on a dating site and "trolls" him by nagging him to eat healthy, get a job, and exercise. Chris ends the relationship because he's a fatass. Chris also ends up doing Blackface on camera.
*The last woman as of yet went by Catherine, really just gets information out of him.
*A troll message board, Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia, harbored and convinced Chris to become a tranny with the retarded idea, [[Seems Legit|if guys like Tomboys, chicks like Tomgirls]].
*A IRL group of faggy underage teenagers that lived near Chris called themselves Teen Troon Squad. They smoked weed with Chris and played off his autism and gullibility to put even more delusion ideas in his/her head. At this point the site [[Kiwi Farms]] suffers a gigantic black cock size amount of [[troll's remorse]] and they followed and hack Chris' e-mails and other online accounts to find out who he talks to and dox (would be) trolls to make them leave Chris alone. They called themselves [[GAY|"The Guard dogs"]].
*Two guys known as the Ideas Guys fucked with Chris' psyche hard by making him believe he can really travel to his imaginary Sonichu world, [[My Little Pony]] world and any world. They convince him there's a dimensional apocalypse coming where all the cartoon and fantasy dimensions will collide and if he prepares he'll become God. These guys were doxxed and reported to the police by the faggy Guarddogs because the Idea Guys duped Chris out of $6,000.
*Some disgusting middle-age basement dwelling furfag named [[Jacob Sockness]] convinced Chris to be his friend and hopeful lover and tells him the dimensional merge will happen if him and Chris have sex. It goes so far that Jacob buys a plane ticket to visit Chris, but Chris then says no.
*Fun fact: There were a surprising amount of trolls that live here.

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==Chris the Jailbird==
'''The GAMe PLACe''' (later known as '''Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys''' and defunct as of June [[2014]]) was a comic, gaming, and hobby store located in Charlottesville, Virginia where Chris played Pokémon, [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and other games that the [[DSM|DSM-5]] officially lists as autism spectrum disorder symptoms. Chris was a regular for many years (unfailing showing up wearing his Sonichu medallion) where he became well known for scaring little kids, throwing [[Chimpout|bitch-fits]] when he lost (which other regulars say was often), and threatening to fight other patrons (who apparently did not simply beat his ass down because they found him to pathetic). It was also here that Chris was to meet the ill-fated Megan Schroeder. Although he had received a temporary ban before, Chris eventually found himself [[permabanned]] in 2008 after getting into a racist screaming match with a [[black]] patron. Despite intervention from his long suffering mother, neither of them were able to convince manager Michael Snyder to allow him back into the store.

As it had worked so well in the past, Chris took to YouTube in [[2009]] to make a half-assed apology and begging to be let back into the store. Not surprisingly, the video failed to change any hearts or minds; not that its intended audience probably saw it anyway.
 
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After years of relative quiet, Chris and his mother, Barbara (aka "[[Pokemon|Snorlax]]"), were arrested on 28 October [[2011]]. Chris was charged with assault and trespassing at the GAMe PLACe, while Barbara, on top of that, was charged with hit-and-run after she attempted to run Michael Snyder over in the parking lot (the ''second'' time this has happened), before driving off. When Ma Barker and her thug life son were soon pulled over not far from the store, Barbara attempted to defend her precious child and was subsequently charged with assaulting an officer.

Chris attempted to have charges dropped in court on 7 November. Although he apparently kept his mouth shut and didn't [[Sperg|sperg out]], he still received no mercy from the District Attorney and not a single charge was dropped. We have no idea if he plead ''nolo contendere'', guilty, not guilty by reason of insanity" or ''[[Shut up judge|Shut Up, Judge!!!]]''' It would turn out our hero, Michael Snyder, alled for a civil trial against both Christard and Snorlax. Chris returned to court on 15 December but fuck all happened; apparently he whined to the judge that he'd only just gotten a lawyer and needed moar time to prepare, and got a delay until 5th January. He brought his 3DS with him and anons from /cwc/ attending the hearing were able to obtain [[Media:Chris's Mii 1.jpg|his]] [[Media:Chris's Mii 2.jpg|StreetPass]] [[Media:Chris's Mii 3.jpg|Mii]]. Even that's a fucking tomgirl. On January 5th, he got yet another postponement, so he could finish leveling up some pokeymans in his game instead of going directly to jail. The court set a subsequent hearing date for 5 April [[2012]], with each of them facing a potential '''minimum sentence of one year and a maximum sentence of ten years'''.

The only way his [[Autism|“get-out-of-jail-for-free-card”]] could work to somewhat to his advantage would be due to this incident reeking of autistic fuck up and the court would find him incapable of functioning as a normal adult and therefore not responsible for his actions and would then commit him to a mental health facility, likely for most of his remaining adult life. As for Barbara, if the court found her guilty, it is likely the 70-year-old wouldn't survive her prison sentence.

===Here's Christard's Version, Straight from the Horse's Ass===
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I tell about us two landing in jail. During a usual, yettiring, shopping outting with my mother, we had just stopped at the Salvation Army story on Cherry Ave and left with a few purchases. She impulsively asked
to go to the SPCA Rummage Sale, and I ended up taking 4 St. NW to stop by the McDonalds there for a cup of tea to go, when at the PLACe, now known as "C-Ville Game & Hobby" (status unchanged on the PLACe website), mom and I read the sign on the window that led me to an occurrence I was waiting for, the PLACe under New Ownership (with burning it down being the alternative).

So, I continue ahead for the tea, and mom asked for a smoothie. On an impulse of the newfound piece of freedom, I drove back to the PLACe, upon closer inspection, I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike. Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

And more shit happened. Mom called 911 on my phone first (followed shortly after by Mike being handed a phone by someone else for him to make his call. Eventually, mother backed us out onto 4 St. NW, northward, and we escaped. But at the traffic light, we were caught up by a cop car. Parked at the nearby courthouse, two of the cop cars, and us in the van, exchanged the tales of the event and our driver licenses. Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight. My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high. I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk
to my mother Eventually, my mother arrived, tried to post bail, but there were errors. Rocky was called to help us, BLESS her and her husband soo much. Then my mother was jumpsuited and jailed; I was too shortly before. And I was moved to two other cells. Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. Eventually in cell 3, I dozed off and slept for a few hours. I did not eat their food; I had Never eaten Prison Food, and I was NOT going to start then. About 3 PM on the 29th, mom and I were released, and Rocky and her husband drove us back to our van.

Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd".

I have streamed from my PS3 to my Laptop to get an MP4 of the video, and to burn the video onto a DVD-R. With this great amount of evidence, we will find Michael Guilty of being a Troll/Cyber Bully among those who have been pestering, deceiving, tricking, blackmailing, etc, me for about 4 years now.

That's the story I share with you, REDACTED, in Strictest Confidence; DO NOT TELL
ANYONE, PLEASE. Do not ask; Do not tell; Barbara and I are working diligently to deal with this. Currently, her court date is set on 12/15; mine is yet to be determined on 11/7, but it'll probably be on the same day as my mother's.

We have also been blessed with connections from Rocky at my church to have Robert B. Bell, Delegate, Republican, Methodist Esquire to represent Barbara and me in both of our cases. It may help to have you come in for support on my trial, and as a character witness. I will send you an update later on.
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- Stay Safe, REDACTED,
- Christian W. Chandler
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===The Verdict===
Chris's Pastoral Councillor Rocky "Bullwinkle" Shoemaker revealed details of the Chandlers living conditions to a suave, British troll named "Doctor Perron" (who turns out to be notorious [[Fundamentalist|fundie]] [[Creationist|creatard]] [[troll]] "Chris the Hacker"). Apparently, Not only is the Chandler residence a rubbish heap of hoarded junk... it is also suffering an undefined "infestation problem" and that "bug bites" are part of the reason the Great Lumberjack went off to that sawmill in the sky. He was even under quarantine immediately before his death. 
Click here for audio of the phonecall: [[File:Rocky Shoemaker discusses Chriss case notes.mp3]]

[[File:Chris-Chan's Grand Jury.png|right|300px|thumb|The grand jury in Chris' case.]]
The charges for the trespassing and assault were eventually dropped,

Michael, being extraordinarily magnanimous under the circumstances, managed to get the court to accept a plea bargain because he didn't want Chris or his mother to have felony charges on their record. Both the Chandlers plead guilty (while still endorsing their version of events as the factual one) to a reduced set of charges on the condition that they pay Michael's medical bills. Chris, gracious as ever, responded to the judge's question of whether or not he understood the terms and conditions of the plea bargain with:

{{quote|Yes, but I don't think that thieving liar deserves a red cent!|Chris-Chan, showing his gratitude.}}

Barbara and Chris were both sentenced to one year community service with Barb also getting two years probation and Chris getting one (along with required mental health treatment) with jail sentences being suspended as long as the terms of the plea deal were followed. Snyder was also awarded a permanent (i.e. two year) restraining order against Chris and also dropped his civil suit against the Chandlers since the payment of his medical bills was already stipulated by the court as a requirement of the plea bargain. Chris, of course, responded to Snyder's generosity by posting reviews of GAMe PLACe on Google under a million different [[sockpuppets]] in which he called Snyder a "registered sex offender" and complained that he discriminated against autistic people as well as creating flyers stating that GAMe PLACe was where "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay away. Keep it classy, Chris.
 
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<center><big>'''A Scene from CWCville Jail'''</big>}}</center>
 
Remember, Christard... keep your fat ass to the wall and bend with the '''''knees!''''' (But we all know he's going to drop the soap [[Homo|on purpose]].)

===Chris Assaults GameStop Employee, or Retard Assaults Employee 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{quote|'''Don't call ANYBODY!'''|Battlecry of CWC.}}

[[File:CWC mug 2014.jpg|thumb|Chris expertly masks his butthurt long enough for this mug shot.]]
[[File:ChrisChanCourtRecord.png|thumb|right|Chris and SJWs everywhere aren't going to like the 'male' designation here.]]
[[File:Sonic boom sonic.png|thumb|center|We'd like to remind everyone that ''this'' is what our autistic friend got arrested over.]]

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Attention Everyone!!!

To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!

If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

Within my groups, I have lead by example to push forward to the path of Waking SEGA Up and Forcing Them to Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately. And to confess, I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR REAL! I had personally gone into three of the four local GameStops (EXCLUDING the Fashion Square one) THREE TIMES to Personally Protest in my Silent Way. First Attack: I printed, as seen on the Facebook Group, the Fronts of the Sonic Boom Game Inserts, affixed double-sided tape onto the backs, and affixed them onto the fronts of their respective display game boxes on the shelves. Second Attack, about a week later: I checked the success of my first attack: damaged a few original inserts pretty well to full removal. And of what were still there, I made attempts to transfer the inserts from the original cases into Behind the inserts of different games. I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing. And one last week later, the Third and Final Attack, and the ONE and ONLY time that the Fashion Square Location had been involved as well. I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott. And with the Five Wii U software cases that each melted a bit from the MY House Fire Last January, as well as Five Smoke Damaged 3DS Game Cases (no melting), I had printed a full front, side and back insert with the boycott encouragements, and the notes on the back to make the stores send their remaining stock Back To SEGA!

I Have ran into individuals giving me Bad Grief for my Protest and Actions, OUTSIDE from the Fashion Square Location, but I HAVE done my duty in full to the best of my abilities at the individual moments and circumstances.

I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys ''R'' Us here, concealed hidden amongst their \M/ETAL cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!

Anyhow, AFTER the Final Attack for the Protest, near a week later, on December 8, I had typed, signed, addressed and US Mailed apology letters, with the promise to have been done with my In Person Protest Deeds with No Further Action therein, to ALL but the Fashion Square GameStop, and I had sent one to Toys R Us as well. I had thought the FS GS would overlook the ONE attack of Protest on them, but obviously, I was mistaken.

Which brings us up to now.

Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.

On the way to Sears, I peeked into the GameStop, and I spotted a New Skylander Figure: Blastermind. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their Wii U Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and mentally overloaded, I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.

I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.

I had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all.

And, I HAD tried the stuff on myself days before in the upstairs bathroom. A Two Second Spray onto my left wrist, some of it got onto the bath tub wall as well. Like sampling a perfume or deodorant. It Took Me Out damn well. I had to open the windows, turn on the bathroom fan AND aim the box fan into the bathroom to air the place out, and I wiped the wall off as well, and OF COURSE I washed my hands. It took fifteen to thirty minutes to make it bearable in there again.

In the end, Yes, I went along peacefully when the "Police" arrived to collect me, and I had to spend a miserable weekend in Jail. And I just got out on a bond and bail; yada, yada, yada.

In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!

And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!

And my Protest Actions are NOT acts of "Vandalism", regardless of your individual perceptions. It was NOT Vandalism, but Good Protest when in around [[2004]], At Fashion Square, I tried their NEW Soda machines with a credit-debit card slot, and then I learned of the FIVE DOLLAR SURCHARGE that brought my bank account into the Freaking Red! I subtly Posted Sticky Note Signs onto each machine shortly after, "This Machine Charges You Five Dollars per Card Use". A few days later, the Original Machines returned! Nobody gave ME Any Freaking Grief or Complaints at all about that!

AND if you REALLY want to see the Whole Mess Happen, go find the Security Tape of the time of Point A, my finding Blastermind to Point B of my departure from the store.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.

Good Day.
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==== BLUE ARMS! Chris-tran drops the soap ====
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{{quote|SONIC'S [[Fap|ARMS]] ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE [[Boner|SENSORY OVERLOADS]] IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|RECALL EVERYTHING]] SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM [[britfag|COLOUR]] BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!|U mad bro...?}}

Throughout late fall and winter of [[2014]], <s>Chris-Tran</s> (now newly rechristened as "Christine") had been ranting incessantly about ''Sonic Boom'' being the worst thing to happen to the world since [[Michael Jackson]] became white. While ''Boom'' and all other things Sonic in the past twenty years do suck like a donkey taint rimjob, he/she's not mad at the game for any technical, gameplay, or artistic issues. The tranny Lolcow Wonder is mad because Sonic's arms were changed from peach-colored to blue: an aesthetic change so minor it wouldn't warrant a [[TV Tropes|Troper's Tales]] discussion.

By all rights, this shouldn't have even warranted a bit in this article, but our autistic hero went full [[ISIS|Islamic State]] with the blue arms thing. He issued repeated calls for boycotts, violence, and terrorism on his Facebook page going on and on about "[[lolwut|sensory overload]]" as if he even knows what those words mean individually. Things finally boiled over sometime around [[Christmas]] [[2014]] when he vandalized a local Sonic Boom display, [[molesting|harassing]] [[FUCKING GAMESTOP!|GameStop]] employees, and landing the faggiest [[cumshot|pepper spray attack]] in the history of American criminal law on a random guy while leaving the store. {{wayback|http://monozettai.tumblr.com/post/106261810945/so-i-ran-into-someone-today-while-i-was-waiting|20141229002014|title=All of this was caught on video.}}

Chris was [[raped|picked up]] by police a short time later sat in jail until his court date which was 29 December [[2014]] and charged with a ''6th degree felony''. His mom bailed him out, Chris returned to court on February 5th, his case was delayed until April 2nd, then again until May 7th, and then again until June 11, then again until July 23rd, and then [[ALL CAPS|ONCE MORE]] until October 15. While we all wished that the courts would just find him guilty and imprison the fucker already, after ''seven friggin' hearings'', Chris was eventually let off with just a few hundred dollars in fines and another suspended sentence on the stipulation that he won't violate his probation again.

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===Chris Gets [[Permabanned]] From GameStop===

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Since the macing incident Chris has been [[BAWW|bawing]] to the corporate office hoping to overturn his ban at the one store claiming at one point that it was [[SJW|transphobia]]. In an act of pure lulzy irony Gamestop told Chris that not only is he banned from that one store but "statewide".

{{quote|We take the safety of our employees and customer base very seriously and believe that the precedence set by your previous behavior and the threatening tone of your letter towards one of our valued employees, unfortunately, indicates a high likelihood of future conflict. I have enclosed a complete list of GameStop retail stores where you are no longer permitted entry for your convenience. Please be aware that our employees will be instructed to contact local law enforcement for immediate intervention if you should enter the premises at any of these locations.|GameStop, telling Chris he is batshit [[insane]].}}

===Chris Isn't Even Good Enough for Walmart===
Chris, not smart enough to keep his aspie ass out of public while waiting for his day in court for the previous incident, decided that two retailers wasn't enough and decided to add America's largest retailer—[[Walmart]]—to résumé à la ban just ''one week'' after the GameStop incident. Chris would later brag about this in an online conversation in which he called himself a "[[badass]]," yet clutched his trannie pearls when the manager asked him to leave. Once again he threatened the staff with pepper spray. When asked why he carries it, he claimed that he's constantly harassed by trolls, bullies, etc. Once again, it's everyone's fault except Chris. And it's highly doubtful that trolls are able to pepper spray anyone across the internet (though if someone does figure out how to do that, please leave detailed instructions on the [[TJC]]).

[[File:Chris Chan rages at Wal-Mart.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Yeah, those darn "Trolling Stupid Manajerks."]]

Fragile "feminine" soul <s>Chris</s> Christine Chandler discussed the Walmart banishment in January [[2015]] during his annual State of the Chris-Chan Union Address, in which he also revealed that he may possibly be also unwelcome at his local [[Target]], thus thankfully removing him from the only two locations autists find potential mates (aside from [[Comic-Con]]). He feels only ''TWO'' offences should [[Logic|result in automatic banishment]]. Threatening to mace employees should be forgivable ''IF'' you're having a ''BAD DAY'', along with other things people typically do while having a bad day, such as perhaps urinating on the cantaloupes or attempting sexual acts with underage [[Beta|Betta]] fish. As far as we are aware, Chris' sage opinions on the topic of banishment have yet to persuade these two multi-billion dollar [[corporations]].

[[File:chris chan female soul.gif|thumb|center|400px|I guess you do "gun withdrawals" at the "gun ATM."]]
 
{{cg|'''Moar Chris-Chan Prison Adventure Fun'''|CWCjailgal|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Chris Arrest.png|Here's Proof.
Image:Chris Charges.png|Here's Moar Proof.
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Image:Barbara Chandler CivilSuit.png|Not even Snorlax is safe from the Wrath of Snyder.
Image:Christian Chandler CivilSuit.png|Great, he'll get sued, and THEN go to jail.
Image:ChrisChanIndicted!.jpg|Chris-Chan is Indicted!
Image:Chris-Chan as GURPS Character.jpg|To correctly model him in a [[Dungeons & Dragons|RPG Character Builder Program]] comes close to breaking the program.
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==Chris-Chan's Virginity: Lost?==

On April 12th, [[2012]], the [[Unwarranted Self Importance|PVCC troll group]] posted a flurry of screenshots. They were of a redacted Facebook posting supposedly from the Chris'tard boasting of him sticking his bent duck into sum poontang (which has already been proven physically impossible unless the hooker was [[Fat|a hambeast]]) and then... giving a gift basket to the prostitute.

{{quote|[[Lolwut|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my dick; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.]]|Christian Weston Chandler}}

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Image:Chris'tardPedofork.PNG|He loves him sum Loli
Image:DangDirtyTrolls.jpg|Uncalled for Deflowering!
Image:DangDirtySuicide.png|Chris, the (an) Hero.
Image:DangDirtyRobBell.png|Defense Attorneys are a bunch of dang, dirty trolls.
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Of note is that Mr. Chandler has committed another [[crime]], since the solicitation of prostitution is illegal in Virginia.

Call up the Chandler house today, and tell him porking a blow-up doll doesn't count!

{{quote|Either Chris lied or lost his virginity to a hooker. Neither are things worth bragging about.|--FarmZombie sums up this whole sad excuse for a saga}}

Yes, folks...that's what Chris has been reduced to. You'd think that if he knew he was about to go to jail, he'd nut up and do something interesting, but no....Chris will go out with a whimper, without even getting to bang.

====Smug Asptard is Smug====
 
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== Coming out of the closet ==
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[[File:Chrischantrans.jpg|thumb|This is what [[Ur mom|bull-dykes]] with broken cocks look like.]]

[[File:Chris_chan_groove.jpg|thumb|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|His Halloween 2014 costume at a Gay Club Halloween party]]]]
[[File:CHRIS CHAN LESBO TRANNY.JPG|thumb|center|500px|<center>Didn't see that coming.</center>]]

{{Quote|Let me get this straight. Chris is a [[woman]] trapped in a [[man|man's]] body but that woman is a [[lesbian]] and so he's still attracted to women? Then why all the desire for a sex change. Doesn't he already have the source of a lesbian's envy? Why does he want to cut it off and only have sex toys to play with?|Ha Gibor}}

Just a tub of whale shit with perpetually flaccid penis & a severe mud butt and there you go. One of God's unique & beautiful creatures evolving.

On August 16, [[2014]], Chris comes out as a "[[Trolling Induced Transgenderism Syndrome|Lesbian Identified Male]]," making him one of countless sufferers of [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]. This means he thinks he was meant to be born in a woman's body, rather than the fat autistic manchild body he currently inhabits. He goes on to say he [[Feminist|hates ALL penises]], [[BME|including his own]].

Time will only tell if Chris will save up his "[[Money|tugboat]]" and get [[castration|the surgeries needed to become a woman]].
He also states that [[Snorlax]] is not supportive of his decision to come out as gay, but he doesn't care. What a badass, for a 32-year-old to disagree with his mother! He's likely still [[incest|spooning]] with her every night, though!

=== #Je Suis Charlie ===

Hashtag Je Suis Charlie or Hashtag, "I am Charlie", for those who don't speak frog is a short lived fad, obviously started by some [[France|soap dodger]] that watched Kirk Douglas in Spartacus too many times, that Chris got involved in to impress his [[fag|Artiste]] friends on [[twatter]] and [[Facebook]] even going so far as putting a [[France|French]] Flag mask over his picture after the 7, January [[2015]] killing of 12 people at the French Satirical Magazine Charlie Hebdo by a pissed of [[Islam|Muslim]]. Whoda thought? 
The [[irony]] of Chris' involvement is that he didn't understand it was one defending the inalienable right of Free Speech when he has demanded the take down of '''The Satirical Website Encylcopedia Dramatica''', blocked so many people on his accounts for saying things he doesn't like and especially when he has announced that he wants to [[murder|silence]] people like [[homosexual|gay males]] because he opposes their life choices. Despite being [[retard|autistic]] he is ok with [[lesbian|lesbianism]] so there is some hope for him. 
I will admit the Chris may have learned his lesson about free speech because on July of [[2017]] he made a donation to the legal fund for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

=== #IStandWithDoopie ===

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Chris came out of another closet when he stood in solidarity with his [[internet stalking|man crush]], Thai lady/boy [[Doopie DoOver]] by openly declaring his love of animated [[CP|Child Porn]] when he climbed onboard the hastag wagon to make Doopie feel better because he was playing the [[Drama queen]] and [[crybaby|whining]] all over the internet that he was [[depression|depressed]] and might become [[an hero]] because people were calling him a [[pedophile]] and a [[sickfuck]] for doing drawings of kids having [[sex]] with adults. 
Like all the other [[retard|retards]] that signed up for this idiot fest that can only be described as a monkey trying to fuck a football or Chris Chan making sweet sweet love to his PS3, Chris and everyone else were too fucking [[lazy]] and do a simple [[google]] search to see that it is in fact [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A illegal] choosing to believe in much the same way that has defined Chris' past, that the law is their toy and bends to their whims of what they think should be right or wrong and the current circumstance.

===The Vagina===
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It has been reported that at some point in [[2015]], Chris(tine) got a piercing in the area between his asshole and nutsack, which is possibly the most unholy, god-forsaken daemon infested strip of matter aside from [[hell]] itself. According to Chris' internet research, lesbians engage in a practice known as [[scissoring]] where they rub their [[vagina|clitorises]] together, and being a [[tumblr|male identified lesbian]], Chris wanted the piercing so he could use it with a future lesbian lover. As usual, Chris paid no care to his personal hygiene, which resulted in the pierced area getting infected. A friend (possibly a troll) suggested he remove the piercing and let it heal, and the sore supposedly evolved into a flesh hole which in Chris-chan's warped mind resembles a vagina.
[[File:Chris_china.jpg|left|thumb|according to Nostradamus, the 3rd [[antichrist]] shall spawn from this cavity]]
Chris is under the impression that the hole is a result of white noise videos on [[Youtube]], which Chris listens to since he believes it can aid in his transformation into a true and honest woman. When trolls told Chris to seek medical attention, he lied about already having visited a doctor for his new "vagina", with Chris claiming that the doctors told him that his "vagina" is "good and beautiful".

In truth, this is a combination of circumstances which may ultimately kill Chris. In the event that the puss pocket which is likely embedded deep within (Chris has stated that he has been wearing Maxi Pads in order to contain the bleeding) his cursed hole tunnels deep enough into his taint to reach his digestive system, he will suffer a septic shock (which is [[shit]] being released directly into the bloodstream), if Chris suffers a septic shock, he will likely die.
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===Lust for cock===
 
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== January 10th, [[2014]]: House fire ==
In the early days of [[2014]], 14 Branchland Court was burnt down by a fire sparked by plugging a coffee brewer into a bathroom outlet at 3 AM and leaving it unattended, heating the hoard to its flashpoint. The entire property, along with all of Chris's earthly possessions were destroyed. It begs the question why Chris was brewing coffee at 3 in the morning, although likely reasons would be due to his "[[Fucktard|biological clock]]", or that Chris is obviously trying to commit fraud and sue the coffee maker Keurig, or perhaps that Chris likes a nice warm cup of hot java after taking a shit in the middle of the night. One fire fighter was seriously injured - probably because Chris kept going back inside to find his [[Burned_Fur|Sonichu medallion]]. 
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File:CWC Fire FB 01.png|<center>[[Goodnight sweet prince]].</center>
File:CWC Fire FB 02.jpg|<center>[[Like|Like this post]].</center>
File:CWC Fire FB 03.jpg|<center>Donation drive, or [[lawlsuit]]?</center>
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{{squote|'''The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn.'''|Chris's neighbor}}

===EDF Draws It===
The faggots on [[EDF2]] of course wasted no time in delivering their art of Chris and his house. The "art" is devoid of any artistic merit, and worse than Chris's own art. Below are their contributions. 
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File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - DIAF 1.png ‎| By '''Die In A Fire'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Sr. Bicarbonato.jpg | By '''Sr. Bicarbonato'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Linkermann.png | By '''Linkermann'''
File:Chris-chan%27s_flamming_faggotry_burned_his_down.jpg | By '''Jewbee'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Cobalt.jpg | By '''Cobalt'''
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File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Arcticphoenix95.png | By '''Arcticphoenix95'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - DIAF 2.png ‎| By '''Die In A Fire'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Mancomb.jpg | By '''Mancomb'''
File:9wtX3Jx.png | By '''Rockin'Sex'''
File:Snapshot 20140128 1.JPG | The art being prepped for shipping
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[[File:Snapshot 20140128.JPG|thumb|center|500px|<center>Attached letter</center>]]
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==Back to the Present==
[[File:Chris chan toys r us.jpg|right|200px|thumb|People actually follow this [[Tranny|shemale]] around, [[srs]].]]
Today, Christineianopher wanders around Virginia, buying things with the money people send him (because that's trolling him...somehow), while complete losers snap pictures of him like they're [[Paparazzi|paparazzi]] snapping pictures of [[Caitlyn Jenner]] fucking [[Taylor Swift]]. Still existing, somehow, is the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki Chris Chan Wiki] which obsessively (i.e. pathetically) follows every detail of Chris and his mother as if they're still (or, more accurately, were ever) worth more than a single wiki page. They also ask for donations in order to keep the stalking possible. The sad end to all of this turns out not to actually be Chris, but rather anyone who would spend money to keep watching him or his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Barb_vs_Capital_One_Bank_result.png mother's fucking credit rating]. In the end, ''he'' became the troll.
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==CWC vs. [[The Donald]]==
On November 10, [[2016]], Chris, who only supported [[Hillary Clinton]] because she was a woman, has threatened to assassinate President-elect Trump and VP-elect Mike Pence on [[Twatter]]. Srsly. He was threatening to kill them on social media before he pussied out and deleted the original tweet, only to post two more threats aimed at both the president and the vice president. Chris has also made many youtube videos talking about Trump and denouncing his presidency.
 
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In 2020, Chris voted for Lisa Simpson. In 2024, he endorsed Kamala Harris.

 
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==E-Begging==
On Chris' new YouTube account '''CwcvilleGuardian''', Chris has begun to e-beg. Most of these videos include Chris talking about how the Mortgage Company is "Biting our buts again".
 
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Chris also has a <s>[https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122 Patreon account]</s> [[Banned|("under review")]] where he usually racks up a total of $537 a month.

Chris being Chris, he and his mother began to accumulate quite a bit of debt and the e-begging became {{archive|DcBAa|more and more desperate}}, with the {{ytlink|gfAvFYKVEZ4|corpse-like Barb}} even appearing in some of the begging videos.

In April [[2017]], after unsuccessfully trying to sell stamp albums and getting frustrated, Chris {{archive|p5xHq|listed his Sonic Totem on eBay}} and it was bought for $1,500. Almost immediately, Chris {{kf|29849|spent $400 on a 14 karat gold necklace}} (to replace one his mother had {{archive|Y2iJ0|pawned}}), and the rest went to Skylanders shirts and to pay off a few bills. In typical Chris fashion, he had spent all of the money without shipping the item and the buyer had disputed the charge on PayPal, putting Chris' account in the negative and Chris then begged for more money so he could ship it. Chris did finally send out the Totem and the buyer [https://archived.moe/v/thread/374625554/ surfaced on 4chan's /v/] and provided photos of his $1,500 papier-mâché horror, reporting that Chris had mailed it in "two boxes scotch taped together with trash used as packing material."

Inspired by the sale of the Totem, weeks later Chris dug through 20+ damp garbage bags of clothing that had been festering since the [[2014]] house fire and managed to {{archive|rROga|find his Classic shirt}} so he could attempt to sell it.

{{quote|I previously stated that I lost the iconic shirt in the house Fire of January 10, [[2017]]. Actually, that shirt was Not totally lost in that fire; to my recollection, it was in a mountain pile of laundry in the laundry room. So, more accurately, it was in one of the black bags down here. I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. I took a photo; part of the selling amount will go to better restoring the shirt; I am personally putting it through a page or two in my washer and dryer. Only after sale of the relic, I will be able to afford having it restored to its glory, and I will frame it and add a personal Certificate of Authenticity, before shipping it. Thank you.|Chris' value for his moldy, ratty shirt? $20,000.}}

Chris {{archive|ONT0h|listed the shirt on eBay}} with a $12,000 starting bid and a buyout price of $20,000. A portion of the winning bid was said to be going towards restoration of the shirt and putting it in a frame, {{archive|MLF9L|after}} he got the money from the sale. Chris wore the classic shirt and his medallion in a follow up video about the sale, seen below.
 
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===Becoming a literal whore===
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== Chris Chan's plan To Support The Troops On [[9/11]] ==

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==Most Efficient Way To Troll Chris==

Since our little [[shit|untermensch]] ignores reality and all his failings and actually believes that he is the [[Awesome|ubermensch]] that the <s>[[Nazi|Nazis]]</s> [[Nietzsche]] prophesied, the easiest way to troll him is to tell him that whatever he is doing sucks, he will never be any good at it and that you saw a Jew do it a lot better than him. In other words, tell him the truth. Like a Vampire being exposed to the sun - basement dwelling, autistic, fucktards react the same when exposed to the truth but instead of being reduced to ash, they're turned into a blubbering pile of failure that will whine how everyone hates them because they were born different.

==Chris Chan Has Super Powers==

[[Image:Chischan798.png|thumb|left|300px|Chris is convinced he has super powers.]]

Recently, everyone's favorite [[virgin|virgin with rage]] from [[Virginia]] has become convinced that his [[autistic|autism]] comes with super powers and has made posts on [[Twitter]] suggesting that he was endowed with a level of hearing [[LOL WUT|that our simple mortal minds and weak, fragile human bodies could never come to understand.]] 
Chris has made the claim that his senses are so acute, or at least his hearing, that he can hear a whispered conversation being held across a room in a noisy enviroment. 
For him, an unimpressive ability that can be replicated with a directional microphone is something to brag about. 
Some people think that this is the beginning of his [[insane|break from reality]] and that he will be claiming more powers that belong to [[Superman]] until he climbs to the top of a 30 story building and [[Fail|tries to fly.]] 
Considering how fragile Chris' psyche is, this is just another attempt by him to convince himself that he is somehow special or better than everyone because he has a special skill that no one else has. 
The post is probably meant more for him as it is published in some form of semi-permanent media to convince him that it is true rather than for the people who follow him.
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==June 23, [[2018]]: The Ban from Too Many Games==

While at the Too Many Games convention at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center, our fellow manchild of bad odor Chris-chan, thinking she is some sort of goddess, decided to touch people inappropriately. She even kissed Shane (also known as FourScore64) without his consent... yeah.... that actually happened. And when she was kicked out, she made a '''{{archive|WkqF5|whole scene}}''' about it. 10+ years of getting banned from dozens of local stores and getting rejected by women for his creepy behavior has taught him fuck all.
 
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== Chris the Rapist ==

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{{quote|I wasnt so sure if she enjoyed it at first but her vagina was nice and tight when I initiated the penetration, I had her neighing like a horse!|Chris after fucking his mother}}
'''If you really thought it was all over, you'd be sorely mistaken...'''

On the lovely day of July 30th, [[2021]], a 4-minute audio clip and text messages were leaked of Chris describing how he quite literally took the phrase "[[Incest|Doin' Your Mom"]] seriously. He flaunted about how he has been researching hardcore porn methods to enact on his decrepit mother such as [[BDSM|restraining]] her with a rope by tying it around her [[Auto-erotic asphyxiation|neck]].

The Internets reaction to the fact that Chris had [[not|surprisingly]] fucked his own decrepit Mother in order to finally complete the love quest was one of instant condemnation, with the last few remaining [[Brainlet|apologists]] finally realizing that trying to "fix" or "rehabilitate" this [[Tranny|Tranny]] was not only impossible, but was ultimately [[retarded|retarded]] as he would almost certainly [[Molester|go back to his old ways]]

It was believed far and wide that no legal action would be taken against Chris. Considering he's an autistic [[brony|brony]] [[transgender|tranny]], it's only natural he has unconditional protection from any legal action whatsoever due to [[faggots|fellow allies]] constantly bitching for their rights. However, he was removed from the home he and Barbara shared, which ended up with him sleeping in his car, [[Masturbaiting|doing god knows what]] in there. (Imagine the smell and the amount of trash that has been trapped in there for the past 10 years.) And then, in a shocking twist of events, Chris not only got his corpulent rapist ass V& but was [[Pwned|LEGALLY DECLARED A MAN AND LOCKED UP IN MAN JAIL]] to be [[Bubba|Bubba's]] new bean bag chair until his trial!

Chris being legally declared a man is incredibly [[Lulz|lulzy]], but it also made other transgenders happy which is incredibly [[Anti-Lulz|unlulzy]]; we here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] are as of yet unsure on how much hilarity this adds up to in the end, but our crack team of [[Basement Dweller|E-Scientists]] are working tirelessly to crunch those numbers and are considering it a [[win]] until the results are in.

He also lost the trust of [[Null]], one of his only "lifelines" due to the fact Chris was retarded and decided to take money out of his moms account, therefore making Null finally cut contact with him, which should've been done as soon as Bob died.

It should also be noted that, in Virginia, mother/daughter incest is not covered under Virginia's incest laws. Since Chris-Chan is an autistic [[transgender|tranny]] he could've technically gotten away with it if he was considered a woman under the eyes of the law. Prosecutors might've had to drag all 1000+ pounds of Chris-Chan's smelly fat ass to the Supreme Court and get them to declare it a [[manchild|man]] for the incest charges to stick.

Or they could be boring and just go for your run of the mill rape charge instead.

Many people thought this was the end of Chris-Chan, however [[#HE'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE|they were wrong]].

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== Chris in the Slammer ==
{{quote|All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened|Chris speaking like a [[Autistic Dumbfuck|retard]], trying his best to not admit that he had totally not [[Surprise_Sex|boned]] his own Mother for weeks}}
[[Image:Chrismay2022.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in May [[2022]], notice how he looks as if a [[Bubba|a certain someone]] [[drop the soap|gave him a special surprise]] ]]

[[Image:Chrisafterjail.png|thumb|right|200px|[[Brainlet|Artists]] rendition of Chris giving an interview about the [[Buttsecks|Trials]] and [[Surprise_Sex|Tribulations]] of being in jail, assuming they pump him with meds]]

Not long after Chris [[Surprise_Sex|finally ended his love quest]], he was arrested and taken into custody where he has since remained. His stay in prison has been extended with continuances, as its almost certain that the [[Jew|Judge]] and the Justice system itself [[lazy|don't have time for whatever retarded bullshit he has to say]]. There was however a small timeframe during April where he was finally sent to the nuthouse where he belonged, however this was proven to be for fuckall as he was returned only a month in. It did however result in one massive [[Lulz|lulzy]] moment where [[George_Floyd|he was pinned to the ground and restrained]] for being a [[Autistic_Dumbfuck|whiny bitch]] on the day of his return to the slammer, which resulted in him looking rather [[retarded|down]] in his latest mugshot.

[[Image:Chrisdelusional9.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Oh yes he fucking did]]

His long stint in jail has resulted in Chris unsurprisingly coping by thinking he was fucking [[Charles_Manson|Jesus]] himself, constantly saying in his letters that the [[Retards|people]] who had wronged him were going to get fucking [[pwnd|pwnd]] out of existence and that his [[Delusions|creations]] were coming to save him and take him to [[Nazi_Germany|the promised land of CWCville]]. It has gotten to the point where he will refer to any [[Retard|troll or white knight]] that has "betrayed" him as certain characters from the [[Bible|book of jews itself]], referring to [[Null|a certain Janny who does it for free on his own website]] as "The Judas" for cutting ties with him after he [[Surprise_Sex|Soul bonded with his own deflated mom for a month]].

To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one however this is yet to have occurred, and the people who were going to get [[pwnd|turned into orange fanta that Chris could jerk off into]] are still kicking to this day. This has of course resulted in Chris constantly finding any fucking excuse to continue on with his fantasy of being the [[Fuhrer|Mayor]] of the cozy town of [[Nazi_Germany|CWCville]], which has just proven how [[retarded|delusional]] he really is at this point.

== The Near Future Eulogy For Christian/Christine Weston Chandler ==

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{{Quote|'''La commedia è finita! '''|Pagliacci}}
 
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{{Quote|'''Vesti La Giubba From Pagliacci sung by Mario Lanza'''|Ha Gibor}}

{{Quote|I declaim! While taken with delirium,
I do not know what I am saying,
or what I am doing!
Yet it is necessary, I must force myself!
Bah! Are you not a man? (''Laughs at self'')
Thou art Pagliacci (a clown)!

Put on your costume and apply make up to your face.
The people pay, and they want to laugh.
And if Harlequin invites away Colombina,
laugh Pagliaccio (clown) and everyone will applaud!
Turn the spasms and tears into jokes,
The tears and pain into grimaces, Ah!

Laugh, Pagliaccio (clown),
your love is broken!
Laugh of the pain, that poisons your heart!|English Translation of Vesti La Giubba}}

==The Chris-chan podcast episodes==
Recently, popular podcast Behind the Bastards hosted by the chad faced Robert Evans put out a two part series on Chris, summarizing this entire wiki page and more into about 2:05 hours. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is mentioned and used as a source throughout the two episodes.

[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-a-terrible-story-about-96695551/ Part 1]

[https://mega.nz/file/mU4m3LwB#5bn8vho9krI5IQmN7Fns6SfX40zFofTw9FPmYrt3Gu8 Mega Archive 1]

[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-two-a-terrible-story-about-96802990/ Part 2]

[https://mega.nz/file/uVoAHZ7Z#7TlJyAvcJ-37EIsMhtKKYukn2zK4XUrQMYM7L1Q5_Cw Mega Archive 2]

==His facility transfer==
[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|300px|thumb|left|Chris in march [[2023]], just prior to his transfer]]
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After almost 2 years of being incarcerated in the central virginia region jail, on March 27, 2023. Chris was bailed out via court order and was transferred to a currently undisclosed facility. Despite his [[incest]] charges being raised to class 5 felonies, just a few months later Chris ended up getting away with incest entirely (read next section).
 
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==He got away with fucking his mom==
On August 25, 2023, all of Chris' felony charges were dismissed; making Chris a truly free man. Prior to this, Chris was spotted numerous times at Walmart and even went online on his Nintendo Switch. Unlike his previous two times of getting away, however, this was less effective as he can never go to wherever Barb goes and he's now most likely living in a group home. Maybe it's only a matter of time before the next ''Sonichu'' issue...

==Post-MotherFucking saga==
After the dismissal of the charges for the [[Incest|aforementioned reasons]], Chris has (Unfortunately) been active in social media once again, uploading his idiotic religious sonichu shit, even starting a Livestream in YouTube on November 3th, 2023. As for his current plans, Chris has been asking for [[Retard|"Minecraft Builders"]] for his new Minecraft server. Stay tuned for the next activities our favorite motherfucking tard has for us!

<s>Lesbian pregnancy jump-scare! Christine has announced that she has impregnated her girlfriend, Flutter! The child is due in the summer of 2025. Due to Chris being 43,(that's old age for a lolcow) and flutter being in her 30's, the child will almost certainly be an even bigger retard than Chris!</s> The whole pregnancy thing ended up being a rumor, thankfully.

==A very Chrissy photo gallery==
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I Am Not IAN BRANDON SOMETHING.gif|I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANNAN SOMETHING!!!
bbbill.gif|Is there a difference? I can't see it.
Scarychris.jpg|Fun Fact: [[facepalm|He actually wears this poorly made, fugly fucking clay medallion in public.]]
Chris-chan 2014 selfie.jpg|The new and "'''HARDLY''' improved" cross-dressing, stinky, shaved-beard-lady Chris-chan in [[2014]], M'laaaaaydeeeeeesss!
Chris-tran.png|Chris-tran, A.K.A CWC-Boy Super Liberal Social-Media Degenerate Edition!
File:Agent chris chan.jpg
File:WantMan.jpg|Remember when you thought THIS was Chris at his worst?
File:ChrisAndFlutter.jpg|A KANG 'n' his KWEEN
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==See Also==

[[Image:Homobad.JPG|thumb|150px|Chris wearing his mother's undergarments.]]
[[Image:Cwc-gormley.gif|150px|thumb|[[Mark Gormley|Gormley]]-Chan]]
*[[Adf-fuensalida]]/[[Ahuviya Harel]] - The true sibling of Chris-Chan
*[[Aeverine Nieves]] - Chris-chan's [[tranny]] counterpart
*[[Advice Chris]]
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Ashley Marie Albert]] - she actually the love interest of CWC, even worst!
*[[Benthelooney]]
*[[03bgood]] - what a fuckingtard pedophile! He is the rival of Chris Chan, LOL!!!
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] - {{age|2000|02|19}} year old furfag who is obsessed with cats and inflation. Rips off franchises and starts drama like Chris-Chan and [[ChristianU2ber]].
*[[Bourg Productions]]
*[[Cambion-Hunter]] - Autistic {{age|1990|01|16}} year old manchild who lives with his dad and his more autistic older brother and thinks he's a bad-ass commentator on DeviantArt. Is a bully who almost made someone kill themself and is a [[Sargon of Akkad]] clone who regurgitates information.
*[[Cansin13]] - Some {{age|1999|07|12}} year old who also shares a fascination with Sonic as well as wanting attention.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting]] - Carried out by Chris' twin Jarrod Ramos
*[[Chibiyima]] - Believes his bullshit dA account is actually his. She admires him for some fucking reason.
*[[Christopher Cleary]] Fellow virgin with rage
*[[Crimson-Silvrblood]]
*[[CyberDemon531]]
*<s>[[Cyndilovespiccolo]] - Autistic ladychild in her thirties mooching off her parents.</s> She grew out of her drama queen bullshit.
*[[Cyraxx]]
*[[David Tanny]]
*[[DarksydePhil]] - If Chris-Chan was an LPer.
*[[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Pipster]] - {{age|2000|09|25}} year old who might be a Chris wannabe
*[[Deeker]]
*[[Doggis|Diogo Mendes]] - [[Portuguese]] {{age|2005|12|11}} year old teenager who tried to be a tranny by cosplaying as Dioga
*[[Doopie DoOver]] E-begging, alleged internet friend Chris claims came to his house and sucked him off for $250. Convinced that he is in love with Chris because Doopie is being used as the Honeypot for an elaborate troll by Planet Dolan.
*[[Doopie Doodles]] After purging her old account of embarrassing material this is Doopie's new account.
*[[Doopie DoOver/People]]
*[[DrMusic2]]
*[[The Eclectic Espeon]] - Another self-diagnosed transsexual in the pony fandom.
*[[EDP445]] - The basketball american and {{age|1990|12|15}} year old version of Chris-Chan.
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[Ethan Ralph]]
*[[Erik Ribsskog]] – Chris' older brother
*[[Evan Gragg]]
*[[Gorgeous George]] - fellow anti-lulz Virginian
*[[Gruntchovski]]
*[[Hacking Team]] - One of their employees is a botched Chris-chan clone.
*[[Hothead the mare]]
*[[Hozupindahows00s]] Taking art lessons from Chris
*[[I Dislike Cis People]]
*[[Ickeriss69]]
*[[JaSonic]] - Autistic Lolcow that has an extreme sonic fetish and fucks a crusty Sonic plushie.
*✡[[Jew]]✡ Chris claims to hate them and, obviously repeating Megan because he's using an obscure reference most people wouldn't get and not just naming [[Hitler]], has said [[Nazi|Reinhard Heydrich]]'s plans didn't take it far enough and a new plan to eradicate all Jews should be put into practice. Despite all these claims he is a fan of and stalks ✡[[Tara Strong]]✡, [[Cunt|✡Mila Kunis✡]], ✡[[Natalie Portman]]✡ and [[Phineas and Ferb|✡Ashley Tisdale✡]]. The [[irony]] of this is that [[Homosexual|fags]], [[insane|the insane]] and [[lazy|work shy]] were killed off way before they Nazi's started killing Jews.
*[[Jonathan Niehaus]]
*[[Joseph8276]] - CWC but with swag.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - Gen Z {{age|2004|09|15}} year old version of Chris
*[[Kyah Peterson]] - the worst human being ever, and she is the sister of Chris Chan
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]] - a very tamer version of CWC, who's just really annoying
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - an official fan forum for Chris Chan full of basement-dwellers like him. They buy all his shitty medallions and defend Chris from trolls.
*[[Les Six]] - [[Tomb Raider]] fan community's answer to Chris Chan
*[[Liar]]
*[[Laura Kate Dale]] - Also a batshit insane male tranny.
*[[LilSoyEvan]]
*[[Lina Artemis]] - the black verison asshole of Chris Chan! But a terrible human being, a fucking sick fuck!, a trans-woman faker! A gamer and a stinking reviewer! He goes by as [[Mike Maverick]] // [[TheSuperRobotSoujaOG]]
*[[Lord Foxworth]] - A freak obsessed with anime characters, particularly from [[Nichijou]]
*[[Madisonstar Moon]]
*[[Matthew Davis]] - Chris-Chan in training
*[[Minami-Kousaka]] - If Chris-Chan were Filipina and actually a good person
*[[Monica Punk]] - an autist lesbian who's scissoring with [[Chris-chan/Tomgirl Saga|Tranny-CWC]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[MysticArk]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Nickolas Cruz]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]] - Chrissy's long lost [[Philippines|Filipino]] twin.
*[[Psychochondria]]
*[[IronKidFan8|Roszina Head]] - {{age|2002|7|27}}-year-old Britfag womanchild who looks very similar to Chris.
*[[Onyx Forepaw]] - Replace the sonic fascination with Disney's Bolt.
*[[Transformers|Optimus Prime]] {{Jew}} Chris Chan Claims this Autobot leader exists as a testament to his own masculinity which would explain why Optimus dies in every incarnation. Another Jew Chris has no problem with.
*[[Pamperchu]] - Replace the sonic fascination with diapers.
*[[Paradisefreedom]] - Chris-Chan's potential sweetheart
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
*[[Prince Jeremy]]
*[[Quinton Reviews]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - a more mass shooter equivalent of Chris-Chan
*[[RavenNG]]
*[[Sailor Moon]] Chris Claims he [[masturbate|faps]] to a poster of her to stay [[Heterosexual|straight]]. Guess his mother threw it away.
*<s>[[Sonbreezie]]</s> She grew out of her faggotry and turned against her apprentice Chibiyima; she is a regular contributor to the CWCki and likes to troll Chris by way of the wiki
*[[Sonic Savior]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Super Planet Dolan]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[Tanner Weed]]- Another autistic asshole with USI disorder.
*[[Tara Strong]] - They follow each other on [[Twatter|Twitter]]. {{ytlink|_C70vDkYvqk|...fucking end me!}}
*[[The rEactor]]
*[[Timbox]] - Chris-chan's apprentice
*[[The Troll Hunter]] - [[Yes|Wannabe CWC troll]] or [[no|unlikely ally]]?
*[[Trolling Induced Transgenderism Syndrome]]
*[[Evil-unveiled.com/Markaba|Todd Nickerson]]
*[[TomPreston ]]
*[[UltimateUKFFFan]]
*[[Venom2204]]
*[[Doomentio]]
*[[Choche007]] - The Chilean version of Chris Chan
*[[Kirts Jenkings]] - The Spanish Version of CWC
*[[DFG]]
*[[Jonathan Ross]]
*[[MadThad0890]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Darlalloons26]]
*[[IShowSpeed]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
*[[Citytoon]]
*[[Geoshea]]
*[[Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales]]
*[[White people]]
*[[Nixwerld]]
*[[Yurigtx2023]]
*[[BennyBunnyCorn]]

==External Links==
*'''{{archive|FURNj|1d4chan Article}}''' - Sadly, we of 4chan have also had a run-in with this fucker.
*{{wayback|http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/|20140217171027|title=Cracked Article with lots of pretty pickshures for those who think this article is TL;DR.}}
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki CWCki] (wiki all about the big C)
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Doopie_E-mails Doopie Releases emails] between her and Chris Chan
*{{dauser|sonichuchrischan}} - Mock deviantART account
*{{fb|CwcvilleGuardian|His unforgiving Facebook}}
*{{kym|memes/people/chris-chan-cwc-christian-weston-chandler|Chris-Chan}} - The Chris-Chan Know Your Meme page.
**{{kym|memes/sonichu|Sonichu}}
**{{kym|memes/bob-the-internet-lumberjack|Bob The Internet Lumberjack}}
**{{kym|memes/sonics-arms-are-not-blue|Sonic's Arms Are Not Blue}}
*{{wayback|http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Reldnahc|20091215153339|title=Chris-Tran's old talk page during his short stay at ED}}
*{{wayback|20100303193207|http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc|title=His old luserpage}}
*[[NeoGAF]] thinks [https://www.neogaf.com/threads/chris-chan-is-reaching-out-to-indie-game-developers-to-make-a-sonichu-game.1143257/ it's a good idea to support him and his shitty idea for a indie game.]
*[https://motherless.com/9F6859A Chris Chan sits on a cake with no pants on]
*{{wayback|http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan|20071104144918|title=Original version of this article as Chris discovered it back in 2007}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Chris-Chan'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Christian Weston Chandler Christine Weston Chandler{{Trans}} Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Christopher Weston Chandler (at birth)}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|February 24, 1982 ({{age|1982|2|24}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]] ([[Hahaha no|Claims to be trans female]])}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|YouTuber (formerly) [[lol|Comic creator]] Virgin with rage (formerly) Feeds off of the teat of the US Government using Food Stamps and Social Security that you paid for}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Big Island, [[Virginia]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly) [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|"Neo Spiritual Christianity"]] (current)}}
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{{quote|Behold: The '''''Mistake''''' of God!''| The World}}

'''Chris-Chan''' ([[Powerword|Real name]]: '''Christine Weston Chandler'''{{Trans}}; originally '''Christian Weston Chandler'''{{Christian}} and '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' at his birth to age 11, but more popularly known as "That [[Fat]], [[Retarded]], [[Degenerate]], [[Incest|Motherfucking]], [[Transgender|Tranny bitch]] Fuckface"; b. February 24, [[1980s|1982]]: Age {{age|1982|2|24}}) is a [[fat]], [[stupid]], [[Pervert|perverted]], [[Christian|religious]], '''SEVERELY''' [[autistic]], [[basement-dwelling]], [[racist]], [[God hates fags|homophobic]], [[LGBT|tranny-loving]], [[pedophile|pedophiliac]], [[incest|incestuous]], [[rapist]], self-proclaimed (ex-) "[[virgin]] with rage", degenerate [[manchild]] who reeks of, [[Shit|among]] [[Cum|other]] [[Fail|things]], ludicrous amounts of [[Unwarranted Self Importance]], who "created" his own [[Cool story bro|'skillfully-written']] as well as [[shit|skillfully-drawn]] series of comics starring an illegal, Yank-made bootlegged version of the blue blur called '''"[[Sonichu]]"''': his supremely [[retarded]] hybrid of [[Pikachu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

The most notable physical characteristic of Chris, beyond the obvious morbid corpulence, and his insane tranny operations that only succeeded in giving him a pair of pendulous french-fries-with-soy-sauce induced [[man boobs]], is that he wears a [[Fag|medallion]] made out of crayola [[Fuckin Magnets|FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] and acrylic paint everywhere, ''at all times'' in homage to his yellow [[Sonic]] re-color. '''''In public.''''' As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has [[over 9000|a shitload]] of medallions: The [[Racist|blachu]], and the [[Whore|"Rosechu" medallion]] ([[Unrealistic Expectations|which he planned on giving to his sweetheart]]), suggesting that he has ''far'' [[Unemployed|too much free time on his hands]]. Which, of course, he does, because [[b|who the fuck would sit around on their fat ass all day coloring-in comic book pages if they had anything better to do with their lives?]]

Eventually, after years of trolling, Chris began asking for donations from people to continue his projects. The hapless retards of the net—idiotically thinking that sending Chris cash was "milking the lolcow"—actually began complying with these requests and sending him upwards of $100 and calling it "trolling." [[No| It seems that, in the end, Chris actually became the troll by milking countless dipshits out of their monies]]... [[Truth| This is why you shouldn't let your autistic children on the internet.]] Despite there being many, many other lolcows ripe for the taking after Chris's discovery, none may ever reach the same level of infamy as his, and Chris shall be doomed to forever remain in public (and online) consciousness as the Frankenstein's monster of the Internet.

It can be said that nothing of this would ever happened if Chris had ignored his newly-created article back on [[2007]].
==The Beginning==
{{Quote|Chris. Chris. All alone he'll sit. Chris. Chris. Can't get no tit.|Rhyme made up by girls to taunt Chris in High School}}

Our journey begins all the way back in the good old days of [[2007]], when the Internet was still in its relative infancy and when Sonichu was first discovered on [[4chan]]. Intrigued by what kind of deranged, autistic mind could create such a thing, the users tracked down Chris and all his associated online accounts. In his infinite knowledge, Chris decided to establish his [[lolcow]] status right away by posting a rambling video containing a wide variety of content such as why [[Lie|smoking and drinking are bad]], how girls should use [[Transformers]] action figures to seduce boys, and—in what would become extremely [[ironic]] years later—how [[heterosexuality]] and [[Cis|binary gender]] roles are an absolute ''must''. The video also confirmed his delusional status as he desribed it as educational and hoped it would be played in at least two schools. Throughout the entire video Chris proudly wears a Sonichu necklace, which would eventually become well known as the unofficial sign of autism of the internet.
 
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<center><big>'''The Video That Started It All'''</big>}}</center>
 
Surprisingly, there is a video about 12-year-old Chris-Chan who [[Fucktard|won $1,000 for Sonic Shit]] at a toy store.
 
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<center><big>'''Chris-Chan before he became a [[tranny]] and [[rape|raped his mother]]'''<big>}}</center>
 
==CWC vs. ED==
[[Image:CWC preview button.JPG|thumb|150px|How do I use preview button?]]
[[Image:CWCHTML.JPG|thumb|150px|He took two [[CSIII|HTML classes]]...]]
[[Image:CWCHTML2.JPG|thumb|150px|...and it shows!]]
[[Image:NicolasCageLaughingAtChrisChan.gif|thumb|right||300px|Basically everyone's reaction to Chris's unbelievably retarded actions.]]
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Chris' newly created [[E-fame|e-infamy]], of course, drew the attention of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and an [https://web.archive.org/web/20100401041131/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997315032 article was promptly written about him]. Chris discovered his article and decided to follow the same track he did with 4chan and [[Taking down ED|confronting ED]] rather than simply ignoring it. At first, Chris tried tampering with his article while logged in as "Reldnahc" which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) [[nice try|spelled backwards]]. Before [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|erasing the entire article]], Chris [https://web.archive.org/web/20101011205633/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Reldnahc actually contributed] by adding information that he hadn’t submitted anywhere else. Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|Megan]] [[:Image:Sonichu_heartbroken.jpg|“shattered his heart”]], and printouts of the ''[[Wut|Sonichu News Dash]]'': a shitty newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[Chris-chan/Places#Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with Mary Lee Walsh.

To make matters worse, he also [[facepalm|uploaded Rule 34 of his own characters]].

Later, when the context of the article finally dawned on Chris, he [[Crazy|snapped]]. He created another account and tried [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blanking the page]] [[facepalm|several times]]. CWC [[Nice try|blames Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for breaking up the relationship between him and Megan despite the fact that [[Truth|she was never his girlfriend]]. Just another lying attempt to make [[Unrealistic_Expectations|ED feel troll's remorse]]. Chris then uploaded a video to YouTube in which he congratulated all of his non-existent Sonichu fans whom he mistakenly believed brought ED down and further urged them not to donate to ED while failing to realize that ED's downtime was due to an issue related to the website as a whole, and not related to any drama around his article.

Chris' plea for his fans to not donate to ED flopped because the only people who pay any attention to Chris are precisely the ones who helped ED reach its donation goal on August 14, [[2008]].

[[Last Thursday|Later]], Chrissy would post yet another video to the tubes demanding that the [[Delete Fucking Everything|page and discussion page be deleted]], or else he wouldn't be making any more of his sweet, sweet comics for his ten fans to [[fap|enjoy]]. He then stated that much like the old adage: "Too many [[cocks|cooks]] spoil the [[cum|broth]]", ED had too many [[I see what you did there|CROOKS]]. And that "every single word on his ED page [[lol wut|was a crook]]".

After standing in an anime pose with his fist in the air, Chris then Hulked the fuck out and proceeded to [[awesome|beat the shit out of]] a Raggedy Ann doll with a picture of [[Shit was so cash|Clyde Cash]] taped to its face, and that more RAAAAAAAGE would follow if his ED page wasn't [[Unrealistic Expectations|taken down posthaste]].

The [[Cock|beast]] can be unleashed <s>{{ytlink|X02mQycxqSw|here}}</s> (or not, it has since been [[baleeted]]). Even youlube.cum doesn't want him on their site.

So, before we go any further, you have to be wondering: [[WTF|Who the fuck is this guy]]? Don't worry, you've come to the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|right place for answers]].
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==Chris-Chan: The (Former) Man, the [[IRL]] Creepiness==
[[File:Chrischansexchange.jpg|frame|center|breaking news]]

[[Image:Emochris.jpg|thumb|160px|"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS- THEY WILL NOT HEE-ALLL"]]
[[Image:0706-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|160px|[[Chris-chan/People#Megan_Schroeder|Megan]] shows us how
[[Sarcasm|pleasant an experience it truly is]] being in the presence of [[Chris-chan|Mr. Weston Chandler]]. Note the fear in her eyes.]]
[[Image:ChrisisNOTGAY.jpg|thumb|160px|Chris is totally [[NOT GAY]]!!!]]
Chris was born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' in Charlottesville, Virginia and raised in Ruckersville, Virginia. Diagnosed with the severe, devastating, highly contagious and once rare [[autism]] as a young child, this diagnosis would prove itself to be absolutely true when he had his first name 'legally' changed to '''Christian''' by an [[FNAF|animatronic]] bug-eyed bear in 1994 after hearing him '''{{archive|AtCk9|(possibly a pedophile) mispronounce it}}'''. An article in the local paper about the name change accurately described the then 11-year-old Chris' [[manchild|social development]] as being that of a seven or eight-year-old (it would never change from that point). Chris did, however, manage to graduate from his final compulsory [[atheism|secular]] facility and even got an associate degree in computer aided drafting and design from a local run-down community college. To this day he's never used that degree, as his crippling PGD would cause him severe confusion for rapidly changing tech, and if a CAAD professor would criticize him for sloppy work, [[meltdown|Chris would flip out]].

Given the quality of his later work, it appears that Virginia community colleges actually baffle science by being somehow shittier than people would already believe a "Virginia community college" to be. Aside from earning his uselessassociate's degree he did also earn his first [[ban]] as he got expelled for posting creepy as fuck posters that advertised for "cute single 18-21 year old female companions" with [[Forever alone|pictures of Sonichu on them]] (and displaying his homophobia by also telling men seeing the sign to "[[ALL CAPS|MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS!]]").

On [[MySpace]], (yes, this story begins a long time ago), Chris posted his quest for a "boyfriend-free girl" and his stalking tendencies. Unfortunately for him, [[Truth|every woman on the planet appears to have a boyfriend]]. This has led to what Chris dubs "noviophobia" — in Chris's bastardized high school Spanish interpretation, he inserts "novio" which essentially means boyfriend, before the Greek root phobia, committing a [[facepalm]]-worthy [[portmanteau]] that is almost nonsensical enough to make you forget that of all things in the world, Chris has a paralyzing fear of '''''boyfriends'''''. Chris claims to hate every male besides himself and his father, because they [[BAWWWW|"took all the pretty girls leaving [him] with no one to choose from"]]. To this day, Chris's hatred for males has only become bigger since he became a [[loser|transgender degenerate wanker]] whose demented, near-death mother only condones and supports his extreme perversion ([[Incest|literally]]).

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|Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, [[Chris-chan/People#Sarah Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], a [[Whore|very pretty girl]], was taken away from me by this [[wtf|Magician]] Jerk, Wes Iseli. At first, I was naive about their relationship. Later on, in [[Last Thursday|spring of 2003]], I [[Rape|tried to pick up a girl]] in a class I was taking at Piedmont Virginia Community College, but she told me right-off, that SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND! And [[trolled|it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then]]. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia(mentioned above).|Chris-chan spills the beans
|I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion. | Chris begins his search for a boyfriend-free girl.
|As for [[Chris-chan/People#Wes_Iseli|Wes]], I [[LOL WUT|blame all of these happenings on him]]. [[Butthurt|If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me,]] [[no|I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today]]. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring [[Fuck|LOVE]] QUEST!|CWC is foiled in his perennial search for companionship
|[[anti-lulz|Chris Chan is destroyer of slanderous LULZ]]; take that, Encyclopedia Dramatica.|The long-baleeted {{Myspace|sonichucwc}}''}}
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[[Image:Mary lee walsh pic IRL.JPG|thumb|left|100px|Mary Lee Walsh [[IRL|in real life]].]]

He employed his famous "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign in two places: the [[Chris-chan/Places#The_Fashion_Square_Mall|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] and [[Chris-chan/Places#Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. The dean, [[Chris-chan/People#Mary_Lee_Walsh|Mary Lee Walsh]], reasonably assumed that Chris was [[Larry Craig|publicly soliciting for sex,]] had the sign destroyed and banned him from the school for a year. Since then, he has become obsessed with her and depicts her within his comic as a bald witch with a viking helmet, a pitchfork, a scepter to contain her evil anti-love powers, and occasionally a broomstick. We all know he fantasizes about having said broomstick in his ass, but that is another story.

Chris has also shown his hatred towards Mary on several other occasions. He made a hilarious {{ytlink|T1eYxhk5Y4s|video}} asking for fictional character Harvey Dirdban's (not Birdman) assistance to fight "THAT EVIL BITCH MARY LEE WALSH FOREVAR!!1" in a contest for Adult Swim. He also made a {{ytlink|rgEQINfsJSM|video}} of him fighting Mary Lee Walsh as a custom character in ''Soul Calibur III''. Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make [[DO NOT WANT|hideous]] [[porn]] of her, due to the fact that he secretly wants to [[jam it in|diddle her poo hole]]. [[:File:MaryWantsIt.jpg|You know you want to see it]].

Chris's [[faggotry|Love Quest]] was also foiled by Security Guards of Fashion Square Shopping Center. He was [[Police Brutality|handcuffed and kicked out]] by [[the man|Jerkops]] ([[I see what you did there|half jerk, half cops]]) "for trying to [[Rape|attract]] a Boyfriend-Free Girl".

Christian claims to have started his [[stupid|ill-begotten]] love quest because [[Fritzl|he wants a daughter]] whom he will "dubly" call Crystal Weston Chandler (apparently after the illustrious [[wut|metal]]). He made her in the form of one of his ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figures (from his own pubic hair, mind you), and made a separate file in the game ''Animal Crossing'', and [[wut|played as her]].

The person we know the most about is [[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|Megan Schroeder]] who had a huge influence on the comic and Chris himself. She remarked that the antagonist of one of the ''[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]]'' movies came off as "kind of queer", possibly influencing Chris's [[homophobia]].

One example of the Chris-induced drama is the blog entry where [[Chris-chan/People#Anna_McLerran|a girl]] describes her encounter with Chris as he was [[Stalker|wandering stores in search]] of his true love in late [[2004]], which can be viewed [[Chris-chan/thecrazypacer|here]].

Chris changes love interests far more frequently than he changes his underwear; [[Some argue|it is speculated]] that he has fallen in "true love" around 50 times.
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=== Trolling ===
Trolling of Chris-chan has gone on for more than a decade. Whether internet vigilantes are trying to expose him for the psycho loser he really is or if they [[fap]] to picking on retards, it's uncertain.

*An old classmate of Chris from speech therapy, Joshua Martinez, trolled Chris by making him believe [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a friend of his and pretended to date Chris online as her.
*Hanna, an IRL cunt, pranked Chris with the promise of a fake date. [[Chris-Chan/Quotes#Troll_Chick|CLICK HERE]] to see Chris-chan get taken down to 15%.
*When Chris tried to win a video game contest to win a trip to Washington in an attempt to rape Megan, an unwitting Adam Stackhouse cockblocked him by winning.
*[[Chris-chan/Places#The_GAMe_PLACe|The Game Place]], a store where he volunteered, was soon subject to his antics when [[anon]] took several photos of him. See [[Chris-Chan/Quotes#The_Game_Place|here]] for Chris QQing.
*Chris had started a relationship with an e-girlfriend called Blanca. This was the first case of someone outside of people who personally knew Chris messing with him. On [[9/11|September 11]], [[2008]], another troll going by the same name was really a [[Image:MY.gif|MY.gif]]{{wayback|https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123|20090418140042|title=black man in a pickle costume}} and managed to score horrific nudes. [[:File:CWCPEEEBUTT.JPG|WARNING: DON'T LOOK AT IT]]. Later on October 7, [[2008]], [[Ickeriss69|"Blanca"]] managed to get the medallions and {{ytlink|bzlUoAOpiak|destroy them}}.
*Some guy pretended to be some retired Eurofag soccer player named Jimmy Hill and claimed to have stolen Sonichu and made him gay.
*Troll extraordinaire Clyde Cash fucked with Chris by: claiming to have raped and killed his internet girlfriends, hacking into his e-mail accounts, hacking and stealing his [[Playstation|PSN] account, holding secret legion of doom troll meetings on IRC and Mumble for Chris to join, convincing Chris to dry hump and destroy his PlayStation 3 for over $[[9000]].
*Some fag pretended to be a girl who went by Panda Halo. Basically influenced Chris' comics. Clyde Cash raped her, then she died in a fire in Australia.
*A literal [[13-year old boy]] who called himself Julie pretended to be Chris' girlfriend and had phone sex with Chris and convinced him to film himself fucking a blow-up doll. Many agreed he took it way to far by making Chris cry and making Chris shove jagged broken pieces of his medallion up his ass.
*A troll named Ivy just pretended to be a nice girlfriend and milked a few creepy ass videos out of Chris. She ended things by [[An hero|killing herself]].
*Some troll pretended to be [[Nintendo|Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-aime]] and told Chris they'd make Sonichu into a video game. Chris showed how incompetent he is and the troll called Chris a loser and called the game off.
*A guy who just started out by making Chris-chan impersonation videos for his friends, later became Liquid Chris; a troll that simply pretended to be Chris-chan and the true creator of Sonichu. His pretend; later IRL wife Kacey, fucked with Chris by pretending to be torn between the two over who she wanted to be with. At the very end Kacey's troll ex-marine father has a 2 hour conversation with Chris in which he forces Chris to face reality and answer for his existence.
*A guy named Matthew Noble pretended to be a GamePlace employee and called Chris' parents to inform them of his misadventures.
*A man going by Alec Benson Leary copied the Sonichu comics but made everyone have Aspergers.
*A guy pretending to be a Hawaiian named Surfshack Tito fucked with Chris by stealing his Playstation stuff and pretending to fuck his internet girlfriends. This causes Chris to say NIGGER on camera.
*A girl going by Jackie found Chris on a dating site and "trolls" him by nagging him to eat healthy, get a job, and exercise. Chris ends the relationship because he's a fatass. Chris also ends up doing Blackface on camera.
*The last woman as of yet went by Catherine, really just gets information out of him.
*A troll message board, Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia, harbored and convinced Chris to become a tranny with the retarded idea, [[Seems Legit|if guys like Tomboys, chicks like Tomgirls]].
*A IRL group of faggy underage teenagers that lived near Chris called themselves Teen Troon Squad. They smoked weed with Chris and played off his autism and gullibility to put even more delusion ideas in his/her head. At this point the site [[Kiwi Farms]] suffers a gigantic black cock size amount of [[troll's remorse]] and they followed and hack Chris' e-mails and other online accounts to find out who he talks to and dox (would be) trolls to make them leave Chris alone. They called themselves [[GAY|"The Guard dogs"]].
*Two guys known as the Ideas Guys fucked with Chris' psyche hard by making him believe he can really travel to his imaginary Sonichu world, [[My Little Pony]] world and any world. They convince him there's a dimensional apocalypse coming where all the cartoon and fantasy dimensions will collide and if he prepares he'll become God. These guys were doxxed and reported to the police by the faggy Guarddogs because the Idea Guys duped Chris out of $6,000.
*Some disgusting middle-age basement dwelling furfag named [[Jacob Sockness]] convinced Chris to be his friend and hopeful lover and tells him the dimensional merge will happen if him and Chris have sex. It goes so far that Jacob buys a plane ticket to visit Chris, but Chris then says no.
*Fun fact: There were a surprising amount of trolls that live here.

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==Chris the Jailbird==
'''The GAMe PLACe''' (later known as '''Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys''' and defunct as of June [[2014]]) was a comic, gaming, and hobby store located in Charlottesville, Virginia where Chris played Pokémon, [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and other games that the [[DSM|DSM-5]] officially lists as autism spectrum disorder symptoms. Chris was a regular for many years (unfailing showing up wearing his Sonichu medallion) where he became well known for scaring little kids, throwing [[Chimpout|bitch-fits]] when he lost (which other regulars say was often), and threatening to fight other patrons (who apparently did not simply beat his ass down because they found him to pathetic). It was also here that Chris was to meet the ill-fated Megan Schroeder. Although he had received a temporary ban before, Chris eventually found himself [[permabanned]] in 2008 after getting into a racist screaming match with a [[black]] patron. Despite intervention from his long suffering mother, neither of them were able to convince manager Michael Snyder to allow him back into the store.

As it had worked so well in the past, Chris took to YouTube in [[2009]] to make a half-assed apology and begging to be let back into the store. Not surprisingly, the video failed to change any hearts or minds; not that its intended audience probably saw it anyway.
 
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After years of relative quiet, Chris and his mother, Barbara (aka "[[Pokemon|Snorlax]]"), were arrested on 28 October [[2011]]. Chris was charged with assault and trespassing at the GAMe PLACe, while Barbara, on top of that, was charged with hit-and-run after she attempted to run Michael Snyder over in the parking lot (the ''second'' time this has happened), before driving off. When Ma Barker and her thug life son were soon pulled over not far from the store, Barbara attempted to defend her precious child and was subsequently charged with assaulting an officer.

Chris attempted to have charges dropped in court on 7 November. Although he apparently kept his mouth shut and didn't [[Sperg|sperg out]], he still received no mercy from the District Attorney and not a single charge was dropped. We have no idea if he plead ''nolo contendere'', guilty, not guilty by reason of insanity" or ''[[Shut up judge|Shut Up, Judge!!!]]''' It would turn out our hero, Michael Snyder, alled for a civil trial against both Christard and Snorlax. Chris returned to court on 15 December but fuck all happened; apparently he whined to the judge that he'd only just gotten a lawyer and needed moar time to prepare, and got a delay until 5th January. He brought his 3DS with him and anons from /cwc/ attending the hearing were able to obtain [[Media:Chris's Mii 1.jpg|his]] [[Media:Chris's Mii 2.jpg|StreetPass]] [[Media:Chris's Mii 3.jpg|Mii]]. Even that's a fucking tomgirl. On January 5th, he got yet another postponement, so he could finish leveling up some pokeymans in his game instead of going directly to jail. The court set a subsequent hearing date for 5 April [[2012]], with each of them facing a potential '''minimum sentence of one year and a maximum sentence of ten years'''.

The only way his [[Autism|“get-out-of-jail-for-free-card”]] could work to somewhat to his advantage would be due to this incident reeking of autistic fuck up and the court would find him incapable of functioning as a normal adult and therefore not responsible for his actions and would then commit him to a mental health facility, likely for most of his remaining adult life. As for Barbara, if the court found her guilty, it is likely the 70-year-old wouldn't survive her prison sentence.

===Here's Christard's Version, Straight from the Horse's Ass===
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I tell about us two landing in jail. During a usual, yettiring, shopping outting with my mother, we had just stopped at the Salvation Army story on Cherry Ave and left with a few purchases. She impulsively asked
to go to the SPCA Rummage Sale, and I ended up taking 4 St. NW to stop by the McDonalds there for a cup of tea to go, when at the PLACe, now known as "C-Ville Game & Hobby" (status unchanged on the PLACe website), mom and I read the sign on the window that led me to an occurrence I was waiting for, the PLACe under New Ownership (with burning it down being the alternative).

So, I continue ahead for the tea, and mom asked for a smoothie. On an impulse of the newfound piece of freedom, I drove back to the PLACe, upon closer inspection, I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike. Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

And more shit happened. Mom called 911 on my phone first (followed shortly after by Mike being handed a phone by someone else for him to make his call. Eventually, mother backed us out onto 4 St. NW, northward, and we escaped. But at the traffic light, we were caught up by a cop car. Parked at the nearby courthouse, two of the cop cars, and us in the van, exchanged the tales of the event and our driver licenses. Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight. My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high. I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk
to my mother Eventually, my mother arrived, tried to post bail, but there were errors. Rocky was called to help us, BLESS her and her husband soo much. Then my mother was jumpsuited and jailed; I was too shortly before. And I was moved to two other cells. Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. Eventually in cell 3, I dozed off and slept for a few hours. I did not eat their food; I had Never eaten Prison Food, and I was NOT going to start then. About 3 PM on the 29th, mom and I were released, and Rocky and her husband drove us back to our van.

Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd".

I have streamed from my PS3 to my Laptop to get an MP4 of the video, and to burn the video onto a DVD-R. With this great amount of evidence, we will find Michael Guilty of being a Troll/Cyber Bully among those who have been pestering, deceiving, tricking, blackmailing, etc, me for about 4 years now.

That's the story I share with you, REDACTED, in Strictest Confidence; DO NOT TELL
ANYONE, PLEASE. Do not ask; Do not tell; Barbara and I are working diligently to deal with this. Currently, her court date is set on 12/15; mine is yet to be determined on 11/7, but it'll probably be on the same day as my mother's.

We have also been blessed with connections from Rocky at my church to have Robert B. Bell, Delegate, Republican, Methodist Esquire to represent Barbara and me in both of our cases. It may help to have you come in for support on my trial, and as a character witness. I will send you an update later on.
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- Stay Safe, REDACTED,
- Christian W. Chandler
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===The Verdict===
Chris's Pastoral Councillor Rocky "Bullwinkle" Shoemaker revealed details of the Chandlers living conditions to a suave, British troll named "Doctor Perron" (who turns out to be notorious [[Fundamentalist|fundie]] [[Creationist|creatard]] [[troll]] "Chris the Hacker"). Apparently, Not only is the Chandler residence a rubbish heap of hoarded junk... it is also suffering an undefined "infestation problem" and that "bug bites" are part of the reason the Great Lumberjack went off to that sawmill in the sky. He was even under quarantine immediately before his death. 
Click here for audio of the phonecall: [[File:Rocky Shoemaker discusses Chriss case notes.mp3]]

[[File:Chris-Chan's Grand Jury.png|right|300px|thumb|The grand jury in Chris' case.]]
The charges for the trespassing and assault were eventually dropped,

Michael, being extraordinarily magnanimous under the circumstances, managed to get the court to accept a plea bargain because he didn't want Chris or his mother to have felony charges on their record. Both the Chandlers plead guilty (while still endorsing their version of events as the factual one) to a reduced set of charges on the condition that they pay Michael's medical bills. Chris, gracious as ever, responded to the judge's question of whether or not he understood the terms and conditions of the plea bargain with:

{{quote|Yes, but I don't think that thieving liar deserves a red cent!|Chris-Chan, showing his gratitude.}}

Barbara and Chris were both sentenced to one year community service with Barb also getting two years probation and Chris getting one (along with required mental health treatment) with jail sentences being suspended as long as the terms of the plea deal were followed. Snyder was also awarded a permanent (i.e. two year) restraining order against Chris and also dropped his civil suit against the Chandlers since the payment of his medical bills was already stipulated by the court as a requirement of the plea bargain. Chris, of course, responded to Snyder's generosity by posting reviews of GAMe PLACe on Google under a million different [[sockpuppets]] in which he called Snyder a "registered sex offender" and complained that he discriminated against autistic people as well as creating flyers stating that GAMe PLACe was where "Cyber bullies' hang-out" and encouraging people to stay away. Keep it classy, Chris.
 
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Remember, Christard... keep your fat ass to the wall and bend with the '''''knees!''''' (But we all know he's going to drop the soap [[Homo|on purpose]].)

===Chris Assaults GameStop Employee, or Retard Assaults Employee 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{quote|'''Don't call ANYBODY!'''|Battlecry of CWC.}}

[[File:CWC mug 2014.jpg|thumb|Chris expertly masks his butthurt long enough for this mug shot.]]
[[File:ChrisChanCourtRecord.png|thumb|right|Chris and SJWs everywhere aren't going to like the 'male' designation here.]]
[[File:Sonic boom sonic.png|thumb|center|We'd like to remind everyone that ''this'' is what our autistic friend got arrested over.]]

{{story|<pre>
Attention Everyone!!!

To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!

If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

Within my groups, I have lead by example to push forward to the path of Waking SEGA Up and Forcing Them to Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately. And to confess, I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR REAL! I had personally gone into three of the four local GameStops (EXCLUDING the Fashion Square one) THREE TIMES to Personally Protest in my Silent Way. First Attack: I printed, as seen on the Facebook Group, the Fronts of the Sonic Boom Game Inserts, affixed double-sided tape onto the backs, and affixed them onto the fronts of their respective display game boxes on the shelves. Second Attack, about a week later: I checked the success of my first attack: damaged a few original inserts pretty well to full removal. And of what were still there, I made attempts to transfer the inserts from the original cases into Behind the inserts of different games. I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing. And one last week later, the Third and Final Attack, and the ONE and ONLY time that the Fashion Square Location had been involved as well. I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott. And with the Five Wii U software cases that each melted a bit from the MY House Fire Last January, as well as Five Smoke Damaged 3DS Game Cases (no melting), I had printed a full front, side and back insert with the boycott encouragements, and the notes on the back to make the stores send their remaining stock Back To SEGA!

I Have ran into individuals giving me Bad Grief for my Protest and Actions, OUTSIDE from the Fashion Square Location, but I HAVE done my duty in full to the best of my abilities at the individual moments and circumstances.

I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys ''R'' Us here, concealed hidden amongst their \M/ETAL cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!

Anyhow, AFTER the Final Attack for the Protest, near a week later, on December 8, I had typed, signed, addressed and US Mailed apology letters, with the promise to have been done with my In Person Protest Deeds with No Further Action therein, to ALL but the Fashion Square GameStop, and I had sent one to Toys R Us as well. I had thought the FS GS would overlook the ONE attack of Protest on them, but obviously, I was mistaken.

Which brings us up to now.

Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.

On the way to Sears, I peeked into the GameStop, and I spotted a New Skylander Figure: Blastermind. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their Wii U Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and mentally overloaded, I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.

I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.

I had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all.

And, I HAD tried the stuff on myself days before in the upstairs bathroom. A Two Second Spray onto my left wrist, some of it got onto the bath tub wall as well. Like sampling a perfume or deodorant. It Took Me Out damn well. I had to open the windows, turn on the bathroom fan AND aim the box fan into the bathroom to air the place out, and I wiped the wall off as well, and OF COURSE I washed my hands. It took fifteen to thirty minutes to make it bearable in there again.

In the end, Yes, I went along peacefully when the "Police" arrived to collect me, and I had to spend a miserable weekend in Jail. And I just got out on a bond and bail; yada, yada, yada.

In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!

And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!

And my Protest Actions are NOT acts of "Vandalism", regardless of your individual perceptions. It was NOT Vandalism, but Good Protest when in around [[2004]], At Fashion Square, I tried their NEW Soda machines with a credit-debit card slot, and then I learned of the FIVE DOLLAR SURCHARGE that brought my bank account into the Freaking Red! I subtly Posted Sticky Note Signs onto each machine shortly after, "This Machine Charges You Five Dollars per Card Use". A few days later, the Original Machines returned! Nobody gave ME Any Freaking Grief or Complaints at all about that!

AND if you REALLY want to see the Whole Mess Happen, go find the Security Tape of the time of Point A, my finding Blastermind to Point B of my departure from the store.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.

Good Day.
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<center>[http://www.seganerds.com/2014/12/29/creator-of-sonichu-arrested-for-macing-gamestop-employee/ '''Keep reading for incredible mental gymnastics.''']}}</center>
 
==== BLUE ARMS! Chris-tran drops the soap ====
[[File:Sonic Boom Episode Blue Arms.jpg|thumb|right|[[Shit|Sonic Boom]] referencing the incident in '''an entire episode dedicated to making fun of Chris-Chan.''']]
{{quote|SONIC'S [[Fap|ARMS]] ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE [[Boner|SENSORY OVERLOADS]] IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|RECALL EVERYTHING]] SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM [[britfag|COLOUR]] BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!|U mad bro...?}}

Throughout late fall and winter of [[2014]], <s>Chris-Tran</s> (now newly rechristened as "Christine") had been ranting incessantly about ''Sonic Boom'' being the worst thing to happen to the world since [[Michael Jackson]] became white. While ''Boom'' and all other things Sonic in the past twenty years do suck like a donkey taint rimjob, he/she's not mad at the game for any technical, gameplay, or artistic issues. The tranny Lolcow Wonder is mad because Sonic's arms were changed from peach-colored to blue: an aesthetic change so minor it wouldn't warrant a [[TV Tropes|Troper's Tales]] discussion.

By all rights, this shouldn't have even warranted a bit in this article, but our autistic hero went full [[ISIS|Islamic State]] with the blue arms thing. He issued repeated calls for boycotts, violence, and terrorism on his Facebook page going on and on about "[[lolwut|sensory overload]]" as if he even knows what those words mean individually. Things finally boiled over sometime around [[Christmas]] [[2014]] when he vandalized a local Sonic Boom display, [[molesting|harassing]] [[FUCKING GAMESTOP!|GameStop]] employees, and landing the faggiest [[cumshot|pepper spray attack]] in the history of American criminal law on a random guy while leaving the store. {{wayback|http://monozettai.tumblr.com/post/106261810945/so-i-ran-into-someone-today-while-i-was-waiting|20141229002014|title=All of this was caught on video.}}

Chris was [[raped|picked up]] by police a short time later sat in jail until his court date which was 29 December [[2014]] and charged with a ''6th degree felony''. His mom bailed him out, Chris returned to court on February 5th, his case was delayed until April 2nd, then again until May 7th, and then again until June 11, then again until July 23rd, and then [[ALL CAPS|ONCE MORE]] until October 15. While we all wished that the courts would just find him guilty and imprison the fucker already, after ''seven friggin' hearings'', Chris was eventually let off with just a few hundred dollars in fines and another suspended sentence on the stipulation that he won't violate his probation again.

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===Chris Gets [[Permabanned]] From GameStop===

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Since the macing incident Chris has been [[BAWW|bawing]] to the corporate office hoping to overturn his ban at the one store claiming at one point that it was [[SJW|transphobia]]. In an act of pure lulzy irony Gamestop told Chris that not only is he banned from that one store but "statewide".

{{quote|We take the safety of our employees and customer base very seriously and believe that the precedence set by your previous behavior and the threatening tone of your letter towards one of our valued employees, unfortunately, indicates a high likelihood of future conflict. I have enclosed a complete list of GameStop retail stores where you are no longer permitted entry for your convenience. Please be aware that our employees will be instructed to contact local law enforcement for immediate intervention if you should enter the premises at any of these locations.|GameStop, telling Chris he is batshit [[insane]].}}

===Chris Isn't Even Good Enough for Walmart===
Chris, not smart enough to keep his aspie ass out of public while waiting for his day in court for the previous incident, decided that two retailers wasn't enough and decided to add America's largest retailer—[[Walmart]]—to résumé à la ban just ''one week'' after the GameStop incident. Chris would later brag about this in an online conversation in which he called himself a "[[badass]]," yet clutched his trannie pearls when the manager asked him to leave. Once again he threatened the staff with pepper spray. When asked why he carries it, he claimed that he's constantly harassed by trolls, bullies, etc. Once again, it's everyone's fault except Chris. And it's highly doubtful that trolls are able to pepper spray anyone across the internet (though if someone does figure out how to do that, please leave detailed instructions on the [[TJC]]).

[[File:Chris Chan rages at Wal-Mart.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Yeah, those darn "Trolling Stupid Manajerks."]]

Fragile "feminine" soul <s>Chris</s> Christine Chandler discussed the Walmart banishment in January [[2015]] during his annual State of the Chris-Chan Union Address, in which he also revealed that he may possibly be also unwelcome at his local [[Target]], thus thankfully removing him from the only two locations autists find potential mates (aside from [[Comic-Con]]). He feels only ''TWO'' offences should [[Logic|result in automatic banishment]]. Threatening to mace employees should be forgivable ''IF'' you're having a ''BAD DAY'', along with other things people typically do while having a bad day, such as perhaps urinating on the cantaloupes or attempting sexual acts with underage [[Beta|Betta]] fish. As far as we are aware, Chris' sage opinions on the topic of banishment have yet to persuade these two multi-billion dollar [[corporations]].

[[File:chris chan female soul.gif|thumb|center|400px|I guess you do "gun withdrawals" at the "gun ATM."]]
 
{{cg|'''Moar Chris-Chan Prison Adventure Fun'''|CWCjailgal|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Chris Arrest.png|Here's Proof.
Image:Chris Charges.png|Here's Moar Proof.
Image:Chriscash.jpg|You Certainly Did, Chris.
Image:Chandler_Charges.png|Prosecutors are a bunch of dang, dirty trolls.
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Image:Barbara Chandler CivilSuit.png|Not even Snorlax is safe from the Wrath of Snyder.
Image:Christian Chandler CivilSuit.png|Great, he'll get sued, and THEN go to jail.
Image:ChrisChanIndicted!.jpg|Chris-Chan is Indicted!
Image:Chris-Chan as GURPS Character.jpg|To correctly model him in a [[Dungeons & Dragons|RPG Character Builder Program]] comes close to breaking the program.
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==Chris-Chan's Virginity: Lost?==

On April 12th, [[2012]], the [[Unwarranted Self Importance|PVCC troll group]] posted a flurry of screenshots. They were of a redacted Facebook posting supposedly from the Chris'tard boasting of him sticking his bent duck into sum poontang (which has already been proven physically impossible unless the hooker was [[Fat|a hambeast]]) and then... giving a gift basket to the prostitute.

{{quote|[[Lolwut|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my dick; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.]]|Christian Weston Chandler}}

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Image:Chris'tardPedofork.PNG|He loves him sum Loli
Image:DangDirtyTrolls.jpg|Uncalled for Deflowering!
Image:DangDirtySuicide.png|Chris, the (an) Hero.
Image:DangDirtyRobBell.png|Defense Attorneys are a bunch of dang, dirty trolls.
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Of note is that Mr. Chandler has committed another [[crime]], since the solicitation of prostitution is illegal in Virginia.

Call up the Chandler house today, and tell him porking a blow-up doll doesn't count!

{{quote|Either Chris lied or lost his virginity to a hooker. Neither are things worth bragging about.|--FarmZombie sums up this whole sad excuse for a saga}}

Yes, folks...that's what Chris has been reduced to. You'd think that if he knew he was about to go to jail, he'd nut up and do something interesting, but no....Chris will go out with a whimper, without even getting to bang.

====Smug Asptard is Smug====
 
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<center><big>'''MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'''</big> '''"You Trolls Got''' '''''SERVED!!'''''"}}</center>
 
== Coming out of the closet ==
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[[File:Chrischantrans.jpg|thumb|This is what [[Ur mom|bull-dykes]] with broken cocks look like.]]

[[File:Chris_chan_groove.jpg|thumb|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|His Halloween 2014 costume at a Gay Club Halloween party]]]]
[[File:CHRIS CHAN LESBO TRANNY.JPG|thumb|center|500px|<center>Didn't see that coming.</center>]]

{{Quote|Let me get this straight. Chris is a [[woman]] trapped in a [[man|man's]] body but that woman is a [[lesbian]] and so he's still attracted to women? Then why all the desire for a sex change. Doesn't he already have the source of a lesbian's envy? Why does he want to cut it off and only have sex toys to play with?|Ha Gibor}}

Just a tub of whale shit with perpetually flaccid penis & a severe mud butt and there you go. One of God's unique & beautiful creatures evolving.

On August 16, [[2014]], Chris comes out as a "[[Trolling Induced Transgenderism Syndrome|Lesbian Identified Male]]," making him one of countless sufferers of [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]. This means he thinks he was meant to be born in a woman's body, rather than the fat autistic manchild body he currently inhabits. He goes on to say he [[Feminist|hates ALL penises]], [[BME|including his own]].

Time will only tell if Chris will save up his "[[Money|tugboat]]" and get [[castration|the surgeries needed to become a woman]].
He also states that [[Snorlax]] is not supportive of his decision to come out as gay, but he doesn't care. What a badass, for a 32-year-old to disagree with his mother! He's likely still [[incest|spooning]] with her every night, though!

=== #Je Suis Charlie ===

Hashtag Je Suis Charlie or Hashtag, "I am Charlie", for those who don't speak frog is a short lived fad, obviously started by some [[France|soap dodger]] that watched Kirk Douglas in Spartacus too many times, that Chris got involved in to impress his [[fag|Artiste]] friends on [[twatter]] and [[Facebook]] even going so far as putting a [[France|French]] Flag mask over his picture after the 7, January [[2015]] killing of 12 people at the French Satirical Magazine Charlie Hebdo by a pissed of [[Islam|Muslim]]. Whoda thought? 
The [[irony]] of Chris' involvement is that he didn't understand it was one defending the inalienable right of Free Speech when he has demanded the take down of '''The Satirical Website Encylcopedia Dramatica''', blocked so many people on his accounts for saying things he doesn't like and especially when he has announced that he wants to [[murder|silence]] people like [[homosexual|gay males]] because he opposes their life choices. Despite being [[retard|autistic]] he is ok with [[lesbian|lesbianism]] so there is some hope for him. 
I will admit the Chris may have learned his lesson about free speech because on July of [[2017]] he made a donation to the legal fund for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

=== #IStandWithDoopie ===

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Chris came out of another closet when he stood in solidarity with his [[internet stalking|man crush]], Thai lady/boy [[Doopie DoOver]] by openly declaring his love of animated [[CP|Child Porn]] when he climbed onboard the hastag wagon to make Doopie feel better because he was playing the [[Drama queen]] and [[crybaby|whining]] all over the internet that he was [[depression|depressed]] and might become [[an hero]] because people were calling him a [[pedophile]] and a [[sickfuck]] for doing drawings of kids having [[sex]] with adults. 
Like all the other [[retard|retards]] that signed up for this idiot fest that can only be described as a monkey trying to fuck a football or Chris Chan making sweet sweet love to his PS3, Chris and everyone else were too fucking [[lazy]] and do a simple [[google]] search to see that it is in fact [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A illegal] choosing to believe in much the same way that has defined Chris' past, that the law is their toy and bends to their whims of what they think should be right or wrong and the current circumstance.

===The Vagina===
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It has been reported that at some point in [[2015]], Chris(tine) got a piercing in the area between his asshole and nutsack, which is possibly the most unholy, god-forsaken daemon infested strip of matter aside from [[hell]] itself. According to Chris' internet research, lesbians engage in a practice known as [[scissoring]] where they rub their [[vagina|clitorises]] together, and being a [[tumblr|male identified lesbian]], Chris wanted the piercing so he could use it with a future lesbian lover. As usual, Chris paid no care to his personal hygiene, which resulted in the pierced area getting infected. A friend (possibly a troll) suggested he remove the piercing and let it heal, and the sore supposedly evolved into a flesh hole which in Chris-chan's warped mind resembles a vagina.
[[File:Chris_china.jpg|left|thumb|according to Nostradamus, the 3rd [[antichrist]] shall spawn from this cavity]]
Chris is under the impression that the hole is a result of white noise videos on [[Youtube]], which Chris listens to since he believes it can aid in his transformation into a true and honest woman. When trolls told Chris to seek medical attention, he lied about already having visited a doctor for his new "vagina", with Chris claiming that the doctors told him that his "vagina" is "good and beautiful".

In truth, this is a combination of circumstances which may ultimately kill Chris. In the event that the puss pocket which is likely embedded deep within (Chris has stated that he has been wearing Maxi Pads in order to contain the bleeding) his cursed hole tunnels deep enough into his taint to reach his digestive system, he will suffer a septic shock (which is [[shit]] being released directly into the bloodstream), if Chris suffers a septic shock, he will likely die.
{{clear}}

===Lust for cock===
 
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== January 10th, [[2014]]: House fire ==
In the early days of [[2014]], 14 Branchland Court was burnt down by a fire sparked by plugging a coffee brewer into a bathroom outlet at 3 AM and leaving it unattended, heating the hoard to its flashpoint. The entire property, along with all of Chris's earthly possessions were destroyed. It begs the question why Chris was brewing coffee at 3 in the morning, although likely reasons would be due to his "[[Fucktard|biological clock]]", or that Chris is obviously trying to commit fraud and sue the coffee maker Keurig, or perhaps that Chris likes a nice warm cup of hot java after taking a shit in the middle of the night. One fire fighter was seriously injured - probably because Chris kept going back inside to find his [[Burned_Fur|Sonichu medallion]]. 
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File:CWC Fire FB 01.png|<center>[[Goodnight sweet prince]].</center>
File:CWC Fire FB 02.jpg|<center>[[Like|Like this post]].</center>
File:CWC Fire FB 03.jpg|<center>Donation drive, or [[lawlsuit]]?</center>
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{{squote|'''The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn.'''|Chris's neighbor}}

===EDF Draws It===
The faggots on [[EDF2]] of course wasted no time in delivering their art of Chris and his house. The "art" is devoid of any artistic merit, and worse than Chris's own art. Below are their contributions. 
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File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - DIAF 1.png ‎| By '''Die In A Fire'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Sr. Bicarbonato.jpg | By '''Sr. Bicarbonato'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Linkermann.png | By '''Linkermann'''
File:Chris-chan%27s_flamming_faggotry_burned_his_down.jpg | By '''Jewbee'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Cobalt.jpg | By '''Cobalt'''
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File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Arcticphoenix95.png | By '''Arcticphoenix95'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - DIAF 2.png ‎| By '''Die In A Fire'''
File:EDF Art Chris Chan House Fire - Mancomb.jpg | By '''Mancomb'''
File:9wtX3Jx.png | By '''Rockin'Sex'''
File:Snapshot 20140128 1.JPG | The art being prepped for shipping
</gallery>}}

[[File:Snapshot 20140128.JPG|thumb|center|500px|<center>Attached letter</center>]]
{{clear}}

==Back to the Present==
[[File:Chris chan toys r us.jpg|right|200px|thumb|People actually follow this [[Tranny|shemale]] around, [[srs]].]]
Today, Christineianopher wanders around Virginia, buying things with the money people send him (because that's trolling him...somehow), while complete losers snap pictures of him like they're [[Paparazzi|paparazzi]] snapping pictures of [[Caitlyn Jenner]] fucking [[Taylor Swift]]. Still existing, somehow, is the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki Chris Chan Wiki] which obsessively (i.e. pathetically) follows every detail of Chris and his mother as if they're still (or, more accurately, were ever) worth more than a single wiki page. They also ask for donations in order to keep the stalking possible. The sad end to all of this turns out not to actually be Chris, but rather anyone who would spend money to keep watching him or his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Barb_vs_Capital_One_Bank_result.png mother's fucking credit rating]. In the end, ''he'' became the troll.
{{clear}}
==CWC vs. [[The Donald]]==
On November 10, [[2016]], Chris, who only supported [[Hillary Clinton]] because she was a woman, has threatened to assassinate President-elect Trump and VP-elect Mike Pence on [[Twatter]]. Srsly. He was threatening to kill them on social media before he pussied out and deleted the original tweet, only to post two more threats aimed at both the president and the vice president. Chris has also made many youtube videos talking about Trump and denouncing his presidency.
 
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In 2020, Chris voted for Lisa Simpson. In 2024, he endorsed Kamala Harris.

 
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==E-Begging==
On Chris' new YouTube account '''CwcvilleGuardian''', Chris has begun to e-beg. Most of these videos include Chris talking about how the Mortgage Company is "Biting our buts again".
 
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Chris also has a <s>[https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122 Patreon account]</s> [[Banned|("under review")]] where he usually racks up a total of $537 a month.

Chris being Chris, he and his mother began to accumulate quite a bit of debt and the e-begging became {{archive|DcBAa|more and more desperate}}, with the {{ytlink|gfAvFYKVEZ4|corpse-like Barb}} even appearing in some of the begging videos.

In April [[2017]], after unsuccessfully trying to sell stamp albums and getting frustrated, Chris {{archive|p5xHq|listed his Sonic Totem on eBay}} and it was bought for $1,500. Almost immediately, Chris {{kf|29849|spent $400 on a 14 karat gold necklace}} (to replace one his mother had {{archive|Y2iJ0|pawned}}), and the rest went to Skylanders shirts and to pay off a few bills. In typical Chris fashion, he had spent all of the money without shipping the item and the buyer had disputed the charge on PayPal, putting Chris' account in the negative and Chris then begged for more money so he could ship it. Chris did finally send out the Totem and the buyer [https://archived.moe/v/thread/374625554/ surfaced on 4chan's /v/] and provided photos of his $1,500 papier-mâché horror, reporting that Chris had mailed it in "two boxes scotch taped together with trash used as packing material."

Inspired by the sale of the Totem, weeks later Chris dug through 20+ damp garbage bags of clothing that had been festering since the [[2014]] house fire and managed to {{archive|rROga|find his Classic shirt}} so he could attempt to sell it.

{{quote|I previously stated that I lost the iconic shirt in the house Fire of January 10, [[2017]]. Actually, that shirt was Not totally lost in that fire; to my recollection, it was in a mountain pile of laundry in the laundry room. So, more accurately, it was in one of the black bags down here. I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. I took a photo; part of the selling amount will go to better restoring the shirt; I am personally putting it through a page or two in my washer and dryer. Only after sale of the relic, I will be able to afford having it restored to its glory, and I will frame it and add a personal Certificate of Authenticity, before shipping it. Thank you.|Chris' value for his moldy, ratty shirt? $20,000.}}

Chris {{archive|ONT0h|listed the shirt on eBay}} with a $12,000 starting bid and a buyout price of $20,000. A portion of the winning bid was said to be going towards restoration of the shirt and putting it in a frame, {{archive|MLF9L|after}} he got the money from the sale. Chris wore the classic shirt and his medallion in a follow up video about the sale, seen below.
 
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===Becoming a literal whore===
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== Chris Chan's plan To Support The Troops On [[9/11]] ==

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==Most Efficient Way To Troll Chris==

Since our little [[shit|untermensch]] ignores reality and all his failings and actually believes that he is the [[Awesome|ubermensch]] that the <s>[[Nazi|Nazis]]</s> [[Nietzsche]] prophesied, the easiest way to troll him is to tell him that whatever he is doing sucks, he will never be any good at it and that you saw a Jew do it a lot better than him. In other words, tell him the truth. Like a Vampire being exposed to the sun - basement dwelling, autistic, fucktards react the same when exposed to the truth but instead of being reduced to ash, they're turned into a blubbering pile of failure that will whine how everyone hates them because they were born different.

==Chris Chan Has Super Powers==

[[Image:Chischan798.png|thumb|left|300px|Chris is convinced he has super powers.]]

Recently, everyone's favorite [[virgin|virgin with rage]] from [[Virginia]] has become convinced that his [[autistic|autism]] comes with super powers and has made posts on [[Twitter]] suggesting that he was endowed with a level of hearing [[LOL WUT|that our simple mortal minds and weak, fragile human bodies could never come to understand.]] 
Chris has made the claim that his senses are so acute, or at least his hearing, that he can hear a whispered conversation being held across a room in a noisy enviroment. 
For him, an unimpressive ability that can be replicated with a directional microphone is something to brag about. 
Some people think that this is the beginning of his [[insane|break from reality]] and that he will be claiming more powers that belong to [[Superman]] until he climbs to the top of a 30 story building and [[Fail|tries to fly.]] 
Considering how fragile Chris' psyche is, this is just another attempt by him to convince himself that he is somehow special or better than everyone because he has a special skill that no one else has. 
The post is probably meant more for him as it is published in some form of semi-permanent media to convince him that it is true rather than for the people who follow him.
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==June 23, [[2018]]: The Ban from Too Many Games==

While at the Too Many Games convention at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center, our fellow manchild of bad odor Chris-chan, thinking she is some sort of goddess, decided to touch people inappropriately. She even kissed Shane (also known as FourScore64) without his consent... yeah.... that actually happened. And when she was kicked out, she made a '''{{archive|WkqF5|whole scene}}''' about it. 10+ years of getting banned from dozens of local stores and getting rejected by women for his creepy behavior has taught him fuck all.
 
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== Chris the Rapist ==

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{{quote|I wasnt so sure if she enjoyed it at first but her vagina was nice and tight when I initiated the penetration, I had her neighing like a horse!|Chris after fucking his mother}}
'''If you really thought it was all over, you'd be sorely mistaken...'''

On the lovely day of July 30th, [[2021]], a 4-minute audio clip and text messages were leaked of Chris describing how he quite literally took the phrase "[[Incest|Doin' Your Mom"]] seriously. He flaunted about how he has been researching hardcore porn methods to enact on his decrepit mother such as [[BDSM|restraining]] her with a rope by tying it around her [[Auto-erotic asphyxiation|neck]].

The Internets reaction to the fact that Chris had [[not|surprisingly]] fucked his own decrepit Mother in order to finally complete the love quest was one of instant condemnation, with the last few remaining [[Brainlet|apologists]] finally realizing that trying to "fix" or "rehabilitate" this [[Tranny|Tranny]] was not only impossible, but was ultimately [[retarded|retarded]] as he would almost certainly [[Molester|go back to his old ways]]

It was believed far and wide that no legal action would be taken against Chris. Considering he's an autistic [[brony|brony]] [[transgender|tranny]], it's only natural he has unconditional protection from any legal action whatsoever due to [[faggots|fellow allies]] constantly bitching for their rights. However, he was removed from the home he and Barbara shared, which ended up with him sleeping in his car, [[Masturbaiting|doing god knows what]] in there. (Imagine the smell and the amount of trash that has been trapped in there for the past 10 years.) And then, in a shocking twist of events, Chris not only got his corpulent rapist ass V& but was [[Pwned|LEGALLY DECLARED A MAN AND LOCKED UP IN MAN JAIL]] to be [[Bubba|Bubba's]] new bean bag chair until his trial!

Chris being legally declared a man is incredibly [[Lulz|lulzy]], but it also made other transgenders happy which is incredibly [[Anti-Lulz|unlulzy]]; we here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] are as of yet unsure on how much hilarity this adds up to in the end, but our crack team of [[Basement Dweller|E-Scientists]] are working tirelessly to crunch those numbers and are considering it a [[win]] until the results are in.

He also lost the trust of [[Null]], one of his only "lifelines" due to the fact Chris was retarded and decided to take money out of his moms account, therefore making Null finally cut contact with him, which should've been done as soon as Bob died.

It should also be noted that, in Virginia, mother/daughter incest is not covered under Virginia's incest laws. Since Chris-Chan is an autistic [[transgender|tranny]] he could've technically gotten away with it if he was considered a woman under the eyes of the law. Prosecutors might've had to drag all 1000+ pounds of Chris-Chan's smelly fat ass to the Supreme Court and get them to declare it a [[manchild|man]] for the incest charges to stick.

Or they could be boring and just go for your run of the mill rape charge instead.

Many people thought this was the end of Chris-Chan, however [[#HE'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE|they were wrong]].

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== Chris in the Slammer ==
{{quote|All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened|Chris speaking like a [[Autistic Dumbfuck|retard]], trying his best to not admit that he had totally not [[Surprise_Sex|boned]] his own Mother for weeks}}
[[Image:Chrismay2022.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in May [[2022]], notice how he looks as if a [[Bubba|a certain someone]] [[drop the soap|gave him a special surprise]] ]]

[[Image:Chrisafterjail.png|thumb|right|200px|[[Brainlet|Artists]] rendition of Chris giving an interview about the [[Buttsecks|Trials]] and [[Surprise_Sex|Tribulations]] of being in jail, assuming they pump him with meds]]

Not long after Chris [[Surprise_Sex|finally ended his love quest]], he was arrested and taken into custody where he has since remained. His stay in prison has been extended with continuances, as its almost certain that the [[Jew|Judge]] and the Justice system itself [[lazy|don't have time for whatever retarded bullshit he has to say]]. There was however a small timeframe during April where he was finally sent to the nuthouse where he belonged, however this was proven to be for fuckall as he was returned only a month in. It did however result in one massive [[Lulz|lulzy]] moment where [[George_Floyd|he was pinned to the ground and restrained]] for being a [[Autistic_Dumbfuck|whiny bitch]] on the day of his return to the slammer, which resulted in him looking rather [[retarded|down]] in his latest mugshot.

[[Image:Chrisdelusional9.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Oh yes he fucking did]]

His long stint in jail has resulted in Chris unsurprisingly coping by thinking he was fucking [[Charles_Manson|Jesus]] himself, constantly saying in his letters that the [[Retards|people]] who had wronged him were going to get fucking [[pwnd|pwnd]] out of existence and that his [[Delusions|creations]] were coming to save him and take him to [[Nazi_Germany|the promised land of CWCville]]. It has gotten to the point where he will refer to any [[Retard|troll or white knight]] that has "betrayed" him as certain characters from the [[Bible|book of jews itself]], referring to [[Null|a certain Janny who does it for free on his own website]] as "The Judas" for cutting ties with him after he [[Surprise_Sex|Soul bonded with his own deflated mom for a month]].

To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one however this is yet to have occurred, and the people who were going to get [[pwnd|turned into orange fanta that Chris could jerk off into]] are still kicking to this day. This has of course resulted in Chris constantly finding any fucking excuse to continue on with his fantasy of being the [[Fuhrer|Mayor]] of the cozy town of [[Nazi_Germany|CWCville]], which has just proven how [[retarded|delusional]] he really is at this point.

== The Near Future Eulogy For Christian/Christine Weston Chandler ==

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{{Quote|'''La commedia è finita! '''|Pagliacci}}
 
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{{Quote|'''Vesti La Giubba From Pagliacci sung by Mario Lanza'''|Ha Gibor}}

{{Quote|I declaim! While taken with delirium,
I do not know what I am saying,
or what I am doing!
Yet it is necessary, I must force myself!
Bah! Are you not a man? (''Laughs at self'')
Thou art Pagliacci (a clown)!

Put on your costume and apply make up to your face.
The people pay, and they want to laugh.
And if Harlequin invites away Colombina,
laugh Pagliaccio (clown) and everyone will applaud!
Turn the spasms and tears into jokes,
The tears and pain into grimaces, Ah!

Laugh, Pagliaccio (clown),
your love is broken!
Laugh of the pain, that poisons your heart!|English Translation of Vesti La Giubba}}

==The Chris-chan podcast episodes==
Recently, popular podcast Behind the Bastards hosted by the chad faced Robert Evans put out a two part series on Chris, summarizing this entire wiki page and more into about 2:05 hours. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is mentioned and used as a source throughout the two episodes.

[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-a-terrible-story-about-96695551/ Part 1]

[https://mega.nz/file/mU4m3LwB#5bn8vho9krI5IQmN7Fns6SfX40zFofTw9FPmYrt3Gu8 Mega Archive 1]

[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-two-a-terrible-story-about-96802990/ Part 2]

[https://mega.nz/file/uVoAHZ7Z#7TlJyAvcJ-37EIsMhtKKYukn2zK4XUrQMYM7L1Q5_Cw Mega Archive 2]

==His facility transfer==
[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|300px|thumb|left|Chris in march [[2023]], just prior to his transfer]]
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After almost 2 years of being incarcerated in the central virginia region jail, on March 27, 2023. Chris was bailed out via court order and was transferred to a currently undisclosed facility. Despite his [[incest]] charges being raised to class 5 felonies, just a few months later Chris ended up getting away with incest entirely (read next section).
 
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==He got away with fucking his mom==
On August 25, 2023, all of Chris' felony charges were dismissed; making Chris a truly free man. Prior to this, Chris was spotted numerous times at Walmart and even went online on his Nintendo Switch. Unlike his previous two times of getting away, however, this was less effective as he can never go to wherever Barb goes and he's now most likely living in a group home. Maybe it's only a matter of time before the next ''Sonichu'' issue...

==Post-MotherFucking saga==
After the dismissal of the charges for the [[Incest|aforementioned reasons]], Chris has (Unfortunately) been active in social media once again, uploading his idiotic religious sonichu shit, even starting a Livestream in YouTube on November 3th, 2023. As for his current plans, Chris has been asking for [[Retard|"Minecraft Builders"]] for his new Minecraft server. Stay tuned for the next activities our favorite motherfucking tard has for us!

<s>Lesbian pregnancy jump-scare! Christine has announced that she has impregnated her girlfriend, Flutter! The child is due in the summer of 2025. Due to Chris being 43,(that's old age for a lolcow) and flutter being in her 30's, the child will almost certainly be an even bigger retard than Chris!</s> The whole pregnancy thing ended up being a rumor, thankfully.

==A very Chrissy photo gallery==
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I Am Not IAN BRANDON SOMETHING.gif|I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANNAN SOMETHING!!!
bbbill.gif|Is there a difference? I can't see it.
Scarychris.jpg|Fun Fact: [[facepalm|He actually wears this poorly made, fugly fucking clay medallion in public.]]
Chris-chan 2014 selfie.jpg|The new and "'''HARDLY''' improved" cross-dressing, stinky, shaved-beard-lady Chris-chan in [[2014]], M'laaaaaydeeeeeesss!
Chris-tran.png|Chris-tran, A.K.A CWC-Boy Super Liberal Social-Media Degenerate Edition!
File:Agent chris chan.jpg
File:WantMan.jpg|Remember when you thought THIS was Chris at his worst?
File:ChrisAndFlutter.jpg|A KANG 'n' his KWEEN
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==See Also==

[[Image:Homobad.JPG|thumb|150px|Chris wearing his mother's undergarments.]]
[[Image:Cwc-gormley.gif|150px|thumb|[[Mark Gormley|Gormley]]-Chan]]
*[[Adf-fuensalida]]/[[Ahuviya Harel]] - The true sibling of Chris-Chan
*[[Aeverine Nieves]] - Chris-chan's [[tranny]] counterpart
*[[Advice Chris]]
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Ashley Marie Albert]] - she actually the love interest of CWC, even worst!
*[[Benthelooney]]
*[[03bgood]] - what a fuckingtard pedophile! He is the rival of Chris Chan, LOL!!!
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] - {{age|2000|02|19}} year old furfag who is obsessed with cats and inflation. Rips off franchises and starts drama like Chris-Chan and [[ChristianU2ber]].
*[[Bourg Productions]]
*[[Cambion-Hunter]] - Autistic {{age|1990|01|16}} year old manchild who lives with his dad and his more autistic older brother and thinks he's a bad-ass commentator on DeviantArt. Is a bully who almost made someone kill themself and is a [[Sargon of Akkad]] clone who regurgitates information.
*[[Cansin13]] - Some {{age|1999|07|12}} year old who also shares a fascination with Sonic as well as wanting attention.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting]] - Carried out by Chris' twin Jarrod Ramos
*[[Chibiyima]] - Believes his bullshit dA account is actually his. She admires him for some fucking reason.
*[[Christopher Cleary]] Fellow virgin with rage
*[[Crimson-Silvrblood]]
*[[CyberDemon531]]
*<s>[[Cyndilovespiccolo]] - Autistic ladychild in her thirties mooching off her parents.</s> She grew out of her drama queen bullshit.
*[[Cyraxx]]
*[[David Tanny]]
*[[DarksydePhil]] - If Chris-Chan was an LPer.
*[[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Pipster]] - {{age|2000|09|25}} year old who might be a Chris wannabe
*[[Deeker]]
*[[Doggis|Diogo Mendes]] - [[Portuguese]] {{age|2005|12|11}} year old teenager who tried to be a tranny by cosplaying as Dioga
*[[Doopie DoOver]] E-begging, alleged internet friend Chris claims came to his house and sucked him off for $250. Convinced that he is in love with Chris because Doopie is being used as the Honeypot for an elaborate troll by Planet Dolan.
*[[Doopie Doodles]] After purging her old account of embarrassing material this is Doopie's new account.
*[[Doopie DoOver/People]]
*[[DrMusic2]]
*[[The Eclectic Espeon]] - Another self-diagnosed transsexual in the pony fandom.
*[[EDP445]] - The basketball american and {{age|1990|12|15}} year old version of Chris-Chan.
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[Ethan Ralph]]
*[[Erik Ribsskog]] – Chris' older brother
*[[Evan Gragg]]
*[[Gorgeous George]] - fellow anti-lulz Virginian
*[[Gruntchovski]]
*[[Hacking Team]] - One of their employees is a botched Chris-chan clone.
*[[Hothead the mare]]
*[[Hozupindahows00s]] Taking art lessons from Chris
*[[I Dislike Cis People]]
*[[Ickeriss69]]
*[[JaSonic]] - Autistic Lolcow that has an extreme sonic fetish and fucks a crusty Sonic plushie.
*✡[[Jew]]✡ Chris claims to hate them and, obviously repeating Megan because he's using an obscure reference most people wouldn't get and not just naming [[Hitler]], has said [[Nazi|Reinhard Heydrich]]'s plans didn't take it far enough and a new plan to eradicate all Jews should be put into practice. Despite all these claims he is a fan of and stalks ✡[[Tara Strong]]✡, [[Cunt|✡Mila Kunis✡]], ✡[[Natalie Portman]]✡ and [[Phineas and Ferb|✡Ashley Tisdale✡]]. The [[irony]] of this is that [[Homosexual|fags]], [[insane|the insane]] and [[lazy|work shy]] were killed off way before they Nazi's started killing Jews.
*[[Jonathan Niehaus]]
*[[Joseph8276]] - CWC but with swag.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - Gen Z {{age|2004|09|15}} year old version of Chris
*[[Kyah Peterson]] - the worst human being ever, and she is the sister of Chris Chan
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]] - a very tamer version of CWC, who's just really annoying
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - an official fan forum for Chris Chan full of basement-dwellers like him. They buy all his shitty medallions and defend Chris from trolls.
*[[Les Six]] - [[Tomb Raider]] fan community's answer to Chris Chan
*[[Liar]]
*[[Laura Kate Dale]] - Also a batshit insane male tranny.
*[[LilSoyEvan]]
*[[Lina Artemis]] - the black verison asshole of Chris Chan! But a terrible human being, a fucking sick fuck!, a trans-woman faker! A gamer and a stinking reviewer! He goes by as [[Mike Maverick]] // [[TheSuperRobotSoujaOG]]
*[[Lord Foxworth]] - A freak obsessed with anime characters, particularly from [[Nichijou]]
*[[Madisonstar Moon]]
*[[Matthew Davis]] - Chris-Chan in training
*[[Minami-Kousaka]] - If Chris-Chan were Filipina and actually a good person
*[[Monica Punk]] - an autist lesbian who's scissoring with [[Chris-chan/Tomgirl Saga|Tranny-CWC]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[MysticArk]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Nickolas Cruz]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]] - Chrissy's long lost [[Philippines|Filipino]] twin.
*[[Psychochondria]]
*[[IronKidFan8|Roszina Head]] - {{age|2002|7|27}}-year-old Britfag womanchild who looks very similar to Chris.
*[[Onyx Forepaw]] - Replace the sonic fascination with Disney's Bolt.
*[[Transformers|Optimus Prime]] {{Jew}} Chris Chan Claims this Autobot leader exists as a testament to his own masculinity which would explain why Optimus dies in every incarnation. Another Jew Chris has no problem with.
*[[Pamperchu]] - Replace the sonic fascination with diapers.
*[[Paradisefreedom]] - Chris-Chan's potential sweetheart
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
*[[Prince Jeremy]]
*[[Quinton Reviews]]
*[[Randy Stair]] - a more mass shooter equivalent of Chris-Chan
*[[RavenNG]]
*[[Sailor Moon]] Chris Claims he [[masturbate|faps]] to a poster of her to stay [[Heterosexual|straight]]. Guess his mother threw it away.
*<s>[[Sonbreezie]]</s> She grew out of her faggotry and turned against her apprentice Chibiyima; she is a regular contributor to the CWCki and likes to troll Chris by way of the wiki
*[[Sonic Savior]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Super Planet Dolan]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[Tanner Weed]]- Another autistic asshole with USI disorder.
*[[Tara Strong]] - They follow each other on [[Twatter|Twitter]]. {{ytlink|_C70vDkYvqk|...fucking end me!}}
*[[The rEactor]]
*[[Timbox]] - Chris-chan's apprentice
*[[The Troll Hunter]] - [[Yes|Wannabe CWC troll]] or [[no|unlikely ally]]?
*[[Trolling Induced Transgenderism Syndrome]]
*[[Evil-unveiled.com/Markaba|Todd Nickerson]]
*[[TomPreston ]]
*[[UltimateUKFFFan]]
*[[Venom2204]]
*[[Doomentio]]
*[[Choche007]] - The Chilean version of Chris Chan
*[[Kirts Jenkings]] - The Spanish Version of CWC
*[[DFG]]
*[[Jonathan Ross]]
*[[MadThad0890]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Darlalloons26]]
*[[IShowSpeed]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
*[[Citytoon]]
*[[Geoshea]]
*[[Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales]]
*[[White people]]
*[[Nixwerld]]
*[[Yurigtx2023]]
*[[BennyBunnyCorn]]

==External Links==
*'''{{archive|FURNj|1d4chan Article}}'''
Sadly, we of 4chan have also had a run-in with this fucker.
*{{wayback|http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/|20140217171027|title=Cracked Article with lots of pretty pickshures for those who think this article is TL;DR.}}
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki CWCki] (wiki all about the big C)
*[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Doopie_E-mails Doopie Releases emails] between her and Chris Chan
*{{dauser|sonichuchrischan}} - Mock deviantART account
*{{fb|CwcvilleGuardian|His unforgiving Facebook}}
*{{kym|memes/people/chris-chan-cwc-christian-weston-chandler|Chris-Chan}} - The Chris-Chan Know Your Meme page.
**{{kym|memes/sonichu|Sonichu}}
**{{kym|memes/bob-the-internet-lumberjack|Bob The Internet Lumberjack}}
**{{kym|memes/sonics-arms-are-not-blue|Sonic's Arms Are Not Blue}}
*{{wayback|http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Reldnahc|20091215153339|title=Chris-Tran's old talk page during his short stay at ED}}
*{{wayback|20100303193207|http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc|title=His old luserpage}}
*[[NeoGAF]] thinks [https://www.neogaf.com/threads/chris-chan-is-reaching-out-to-indie-game-developers-to-make-a-sonichu-game.1143257/ it's a good idea to support him and his shitty idea for a indie game.]
*[https://motherless.com/9F6859A Chris Chan sits on a cake with no pants on]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Original version of this article as Chris discovered it back on 2007]

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My Little Pony

2025-09-14T04:06:25Z

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{{spoiler|THE NEW GENERATION WAS CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!}}
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:''For the [[sick fuck|sick]] [[furfag]]s that [[fap|clop]] to all this shit see [[Bronies]].''
[[File:Fluttershy fanart.jpg|thumb|Typical MLP fanart.]]
[[File:2ponies1mouth.png|thumb|Eat up that friendship.]]
[[File:Mlpconcept01.jpg|thumb|Show concept summed up in a nutshell.]]
[[File:Killallgoyim.png|thumb|Another show concept summed up in a nutshell.]]
[[File:ZipperheadPonies.jpg|thumb|Now in [[Japan|Jap]] form.]]
[[File:theylivemlp.jpg|thumb|The ultimate goal of all omega ponyfags, brought to you by Truth-o-Vision.]]
[[File:MLPabuse.jpg|thumb|Recommended interaction on meeting a pony.]]

'''''Cartoon Horse Program''''' (also known as '''''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic''''') is a big [[gay]] pink clusterfuck of a television show directed at [[loli|little girls]] with the attention span of a dog with an arse full of [[crack]]. The show is also surrounded by various [[plastic crap]] in the shape of [[cockmongler|grinning]] flowery ponies, hand carved by the finest diseased [[china|Chinese]] orphans Hasbro can enslave. It was your average [[bullshit]] children's show until it gained an unnaturally large following of [[fat]] greasy [[basement dwellers]] all desperate to gain some semblance of their childhood by desperately obsessing over a children's show about magical [[faggot]] ponies. Self-labeled as the dreaded [[Brony]] and [[Pegasister]], these mongoloid [[fucktards]] have created billions of [[unfunny]] image macros and a few half-arsed [[forced meme|forced memes]], vomiting it over every inch of the [[interbutts]] while they [[masturbate]] furiously to a small plastic figurine of Pinkie Pie.

== Concept ==
It was during early 2010 that the great hipster demon [[Lauren Faust]] thought it would be a [[no|really great]] idea to [[zombie|revive]] the My Little Pony television show, and transform it into the small flowery bowl of [[testicles|ballbag]] sweat it is today. [[Hitler|Faust]] decided to put the ponies in a place called Equestria which literally translates from Latin into [[nobody cares|something about horse fucking or some shit]]. The Ponies are mostly [[wimmin]]s and run the entire society, which basically means that all of Equestria is a gigantic kitchen, and if it isn't- [[domestic abuse|'''god save those ponies''']]. The show basically revolves around a purple pony called [[Mary Sue|Twilight Sparkle]] dicking about with all the other ponies and learning about friendship and happiness and [[blowjob|how to properly stroke the shaft]], so all the little girls out there can learn from these [[lesbianism|life lessons]] and apply them in the [[IRL|real world]] as soon as possible.

== Characters ==

=== Mane 6 ===

* '''[[Asperger's Syndrome|Twilight Sparkle]]''' – Typical, boring as fuck [[Mary Sue]] main character that was sent on a quest for [[cocaine|friendship]] to fulfill Celestia's [[addict|needs]]. [[Pokemon|She evolved into an alicorn]] [[attention whore|princess]] at the end of season 3. The butthurt this generated among the ponyfags was ''glorious''.
* '''[[Lesbian|Rainbow Dash]]''' – A carpet-munching slutbag with an ADHD problem, usually [[shipping|shipped]] by ponyfaggots into various clit-licking bonanzas, so quick that she can prolapse her anus in an ass-to-ass [[dildo]] session with another pony [[forced meme|in 10 seconds flat]]
* '''[[Anxiety|Fluttershy]]''' – This one mercifully doesn't squeak out too many lines, and is instead the quiet [[ugly]] one, [[some argue|it is suggested]] that her shyness was brought about due to being raped by her fathers throbbing [[horse cock]] as a young filly. Everyone secretly wishes death upon her but are too afraid to get close enough to the hideous thing to sink a knife between her ribs, and the poisons [[Fail|aren't working]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|In humanized headcanons, Fluttershy has the biggest breasts of all the Mane 6 and of all Equestria]].
* '''[[Manchild|Pinkie Pie]]''' – A hyperactive, scatter brained, [[attention whore|attention whoring]] drug addict with an over zealous voice actor and a name that sounds like some sort of [[sex]] move involving pastries. [[Crybaby|She also cries about fucking '''EVERYTHING''']].
* '''[[USI|Rarity]]''' – [[Lauren Faust|Faust]] does a good job of presenting a totally [[not racist|unstereotypical]] depiction of an uptight, whiny, know it all, [[English]] slag. Working in clothing, she makes all of the [[BDSM|dominatrix]] costumes for other ponies. Her sole purpose is to be "the self-obsessed one", complaining about the state of her hair or appearance to the point of teeth grinding irritation, making anyone unfortunate enough to glance upon her wafting about their television want to scalp that bitch swiftly. Rarity also enjoys having sex with her slave Spike.
* '''[[White Trash|Applejack]]''' – An [[typical|inbred, cousin-fucking, moonshine drinking, mountain dwelling]] hillbilly. A prime example of [[rape|what happens]] when a woman can't outrun her brother down south. She portrays a physical need for apples not dissimilar to a crack addict, in fact [[some argue|some say]] that the entire show is simply a drug induced hallucination of the real applejack who is in fact a filthy homeless man lying in a gutter dribbling and twitching in a pool of his own urine. Also notable for [[Brandon Scott Hole|being partially responsible for the]] [[IRL]] [[Pwnt|pwning]] [[Brandon Scott Hole|of nine people]].

==== Equestria Girls ====

* '''[[Whore|Sunset Shimmer]]''' – Celestia's ex-student and the main villain in the first Equestria Girls movie. She has the power to become a succubus. In the end, they pulled off a Nightmare Moon by learning about the power of friendship and lesbianship, and becomes one with the main protagonists in later movies and clips after the first one.

=== Princesses ===

* '''[[Hitler|Princess Celestia]]''' – Glorious Führerin [[White Devils|white devil]] of Equestria who rules over all the land with a tight regime. Any pony that doesn't appear to be smiling incessantly will be immediately be [[in the ass|punished]] by this Nazi pony's rainbow colored cactus [[dildo]]. Sends Twilight and the others to do her dirty work, thus proving herself the wisest princess of the worthless bunch: never do a job yourself if you can make a flunky do it for you.
* '''[[Emo|Princess Luna]]''' – Former villain Nightmare Moon. The disappointment of a little sister to Princess Celestia and as such is a grimdark [[emo]] pony that barely appears in the show. This is probably due to spending most of her time slitting her wrists as the unbearable happiness and joy that the other ponies consistently [[shit]] out gnaws at her (and our) brains like a rat with rabies.
* '''[[Mary Sue|Princess Cadence]]''' – The [[bitch|princess]] of love and buttsex. Married to Shining Armor who is actually Twilight's [[incest|big brother]].
* '''[[Butthurt|Princess Twilight Sparkle]]''' – Doesn't want to be addressed as princess all the time because she wants to be seen as a ''Pony Of The People'' despite her lack of interest in abdicating her title so no one would ever have to call her Princess again and her wish to be equals with everyone would come true. Bring this up to Bronies and watch their heads explode. See Twilight Sparkle above under Mane 6.
* '''[[Baby|Princess Flurry Heart]]''' – Cadence and Shining Armor's recently born daughter, who is basically [[The Fairly Oddparents|Poof 2.0]]; she creates a gigantic snowstorm just [[Lolwut|by sneezing]]. Will most likely be a [[Mary Sue]], which is a good reason as for why she should've been aborted.

=== Minor Characters ===

* '''[[Dragon|Spike]]''' – [[Spyro|Tiny purple baby dragon shrimp]] that represents all the [[A Womyn's Guide to Males|silly boys]] that populate the world and is a slave kept by Twilight Sparkle to do all her shit for her further penetrating the idea of lesbian feminazism into the minds of young girl's, [[Mind control|making sure]] their next slumber party involves copious amounts of scissoring. Spike is also a sex slave kept by Rarity for her pleasure, which he enjoys more than Twilight Sparkle's bidding.
* '''[[Jailbait|Cutie Mark Crusaders]]''' – The Cultie Mark Crusadists is made up of three of the most painfully dull characters, and their quest to find their [[Newfag|Cutie Marks]]. They consist of Sweetie Belle, who basically has the same personality as a [[12 year old girls|12 year old girl]]. Then there's Scootaloo, the parentless dyke, who's fans like to [[Unfunny|relate her to a chicken]]. The third and final member of the Cancer Making Cunts, is none other then Apple Bloom, a talentless inbred, worshiped by fans for being so [[kawaii]]. The fourth and newest member so far is Apple Bloom's inbred incest cousin Babs Seed.
* '''[[Africa|Zecora]]''' – A zebra that turns out to be a nigger living in a hut full of voodoo shit like most black stereotypes do.
* '''[[Discord|Discord]]''' – [[Hahaha_no|Possibly the only good character in the show]]: A [[Dragon|dracon]][[Pony|equus]] that was once a main villain in season 2. With Hasbro's idea to bring him back to understand the magic of friendship from his sexual lover Fluttershy in season 3, Discord went from villain to troll and now fulfills the role of Q from [[Star Trek]] in the MLP:FiM universe. Whoever wrote all this horseturd should be assraeped with a pony doll.
* '''[[Mary Sue|Starlight Glimmer]]''' – Another Mary Sue pony. Starlight Glimmer was once a feminazi type villain from Season 5 who lead [[Soviet Russia|the motherland]] that changes cutie marks, forcing everyone to be [[SJW]] feminists of equality just like her. Then later she came back to change history to erase Twilight Sparkle and everything she finds [[triggered]]. That's until Twilight Sparkle stopped her to witness [[December 21, 2012|the end of the world]] that gave her a change of heart and no longer becomes a evil feminazi thanks to Twilight Sparkle's magic of lesbian-friendship. '''FUN FACT:''' Starlight Glimmer is most likely made to make fun of [[Tumblr]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] combined.

=== Villains ===

* '''[[Emo|Nightmare Moon]]''' – It pretty much explains the same thing as Luna except Nightmare Moon is twice as worse and super [[emo]].
* '''[[Bitch|Trixie Lulamoon]]''' – [[Sethisto|Sethisto's]] [[waifu|pony waifu]] he keeps in his bed (which aptly enough describes Sethisto, except for the blue female part) and Twilight Sparkle's [[Gary Motherfucking Oak|archrival]]. Trixie is a entertainer who never shuts her big fucking mouth about herself as [[The Great And Powerful Trixie]] and rants how she's better than everybody. In reality, she's a powerless showoff with a big fucking mouth and she'll always get her horse pussy dominated by Twilight Sparkle.
* '''[[IRL Troll|Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon]]''' – Two [[USI|snobbish]] rich cunts who always talk shit and have a grudge against the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
* '''[[Lesbian|Gilda]]''' – A lesbian gryphon with a very bitchy attitude. She used to be Rainbow Dash's girlfriend before she became one with the Mane 6.
* '''[[David Bowie|Diamond Dogs]]''' – A group of diamond rapist dogs living in the underground like [[niggers]] in [[Detroit|the hood]].
* '''[[Divide by zero|Discord]]''' – '''See Minor Characters above'''.
* '''[[Gay|Flim Flam Brothers]]''' – Twin gay lovers and brothers. All they do is [[Apple|scam ponies with crap that never works]].
* '''[[Alien|Queen Chrysalis]]''' – Some kind of bug pony with rape holes all over her, somewhat resembling a block of [[Swiss]] cheese. She was a fake Cadence in the beginning of season 2 and she controls the swarm of bug ponies. [[Starcraft|Now what does that remind you of]]?
* '''[[Jew|King Sombra]]''' – Some evil jewish-looking king trying to take over the crystal palace because crystals are rich. Nothing new.
* '''[[Dyke|Lightning Dust]]''' – Rainbow Dash's rival. She's pretty much a bitch who will hurt her girlfriends during a race.
* '''[[Whore|Sunset Shimmer]]''' – '''See Equestria Girls above'''.
* '''[[Snob|Suri Polomare]]''' – Just another rich snob bitch that Rarity encountered.
* '''[[Comics|Mane-iac]]''' – Maniac, Mane-iac, I get it. Har fucking har. She's a Medusa-like supervillain from a action comic book. Her weapon is her [[Tentacle Rape|big green hair that slithers around like hentai tentacles]].
* '''[[Comic Books|Nightmare Rarity]]''' - Only in the comics series. It's just Nightmare Moon possessed Rarity.
* '''[[Satan|Tirek]]''' – The reboot of a [[1980s|G1]] My Little Pony villain in the end of season 4. An old centaur that devours the souls of ponies like he's freakin' Shang Tsung in order to grow stronger to regain his real form. Responsible for destroying Twilight Sparkle's home with a [[shoop da whoop]] and replace it with her own kingdom in the end.
* '''[[Ginger|Adagio Dazzle]]''' – Leader of her band and the main villain in the second Equestria Girls movie Rainbow Rocks. A second movie? Seriously? And together with her lesbian bandmates '''[[Boring|Aria Sorrow]] & [[Retard|Sonata Dusk]]''', they are known as The Dazzlings who are apparently Sirens or some shit.
* '''[[Feminist|Starlight Glimmer]]''' – '''See Minor Characters above'''.
* '''[[Original Character|Midnight Sparkle]]''' - The succubus version of Twilight Sparkle's clone in the third movie Friendship Games. Way to run out of ideas for another shitty movie, Hasbro.

=== Derpy ===

* '''[[Derpy Hooves]]''' – Born and raised in [[4chan]]'s /co/ board, a pony that suffered a severe stroke causing Marty Feldman Syndrome, fans find this adorable, while she silently prays ''"roll on death"'' (See more in the [[Derpygeddon]] article). Derpy is also the characterized manifestation of the average MLP viewer's severe mental [[retardation]].

== Overview ==

[[File:Action hank vs pinky pie by junawashere-d4eq1he.gif|thumb|[[ALL CAPS|NO. MORE. PONIES!]]]]

The lack of significant [[men|male]] characters is due to the fact that [[Lauren Faust]] is a closet [[feminazi]]. When any male ponies are shown, they usually babble something [[stupid|witless]] to the female characters, then get their testicles crunched by a hoof for stepping out of line. The show has inexplicably garnered praise from various [[retards]] for its "clever" [[diarrhea|writing]] and "witty" [[abortion|humor]], this is usually spouted by the flabby [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] to stop them from feeling like emasculated fucknuggets for watching a girl's children show. It is unknown as to where these statements of "good writing" find their basis, but if you consider a group of ponies dry humping each other and dribbling something about friendship "clever", or a cartoon horse squealing then falling over "funny" [[aspergers|there is something seriously wrong]]. The disgusting fugly and garish color palette of the show will cause any [[heterosexual|normal]] man who glances at the screen to fall into a coma twitching and vomiting. This is because a large amount of sickeningly bright ponies are often fucking about on the screen enough during any given episode, to cause a hardcore [[epilepsy|epileptic fit]]. These symptoms only effect men with actual balls hanging from their groin: therefore bronies are exempt.

== [[IMDb]] ==

[[File:Notalenthackjob.png|thumb|This shitty thing scored an 8.3 on IMDb.]]

[[Aspies|IMDb members]] don't tend to be of the greatest taste, (considering that they gave ''[[Fight Club]]'' an 8.9 out of 10) but one would at least expect them to hold SOME standards. This is not the case at all, [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/ for it has become clear that IMDb faggots are in favor of this show due to its current rating of 8.3.] Even though this is a high score to obtain for a girl show, [[Bronies|brony fags]] are still not satisfied, [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/board/nest/199725291 considering that this one bawwed his eyes out about the score dropping rapidly, and how he thinks the show should have a 9.0.] That's right, according to these furniggers, this show should hold a higher rating than ''[[The Boondocks]]'' and ''[[Breaking Bad]]''. A show about brightly colored faggoty ponies is better than a cleverly-written drama about a drug dealer and a [[I see what you did there|dark]] comedy about racism. On a side-note, [http://www.tv.com/shows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/ they also raeped TV.com]

'''Update''': As of September 2015, IMDb now gives ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' a 7.8 out of 10, which, while still way too high, is a step in the right direction.

'''Another Update''': As of February 2017 IMDb gives "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" a 7.7 out of 10, this is not good enough and their parents will be notified of their poor work.

== 4chan stampede ==

[[File:Ponyorigins.png|180px|thumb|Big Mcln spouts some [[boring|info.]]]]

=== The [[cancer]] ===

[[File:Moot is a god.jpg|thumb|Mods = Gods]]
[[File:Original Post.png|thumb|The post that caused the [[shitstorm]].]]

The many flabby nerdsacks at [[co/|/co/]] quickly latched on to the show seeing it as a colorful distraction for their otherwise pitiful [[no life|lives]] and a decent cover for their closet [[pedophilia|pedophilic]] tendencies that reveal themselves through the guise of watching a television show for little girls. These flabby maniacs created thread after thread of fanart and fanfiction vomiting rainbow colored [[anti-lulz]] into 4chan to the vast and unending dismay of everyone else. A few weeks later, this cancer has found its way to [[b/|/b/]], and so another [[unfunny]] lump of cancerous fandom and asshatery was shat into the sea of diarrhea that is /b/.

The entire decision for a /b/ onslaught was decided by five [[faggot| fabulous]] tripfags known as ''Flutter!shy'' (age 16) ''Appple!jack'' (age 22) ''Pinkie!pie'' (age 20) ''Rainbow!dash'' (age 23) and ''BigMcIn!!toshdAyGxE'' ([[cp|age 14]]) as shown in the possibly [[shooped]] screenshot to the right. And so the gigantic pony monster grew, stuffing it's friendship dick into all the threads and ejaculating despicable pony generals that scraped at the eyes of any front page [[lurkers]]. The dribbling masses of Bronies seemed unfazed by the [[gore]] and [[cp]] that /b/tards desperatley threw at them to qwell the faggotry, and so it was the [[mods]] turn to stifle this pinkie pie shaped tumor growing within /b/.

=== The [[chemo]] ===

[[m00t]] and his cronies decided they'd had enough of the bronies horse fucking faggotry and threw about gigantic [[banhammer|banhammers]] left and right, squashing all the ponies into twitching masses of purple and pink guts. The bronies effectively shat their pants with rage and attempted to fight back against what they considered was [[lolwut|infringing on their rights]] by [[spam|spamming]] endless [[unfunny]] pony [[image macros]] and acting like considerably [[butthurt|ass-pained]] little children. On October 22, 2011, a sticky on /b/ was posted by moot, declaring trips to be taken away and as a side-note that all bronies and pony related posts should [[get out|take their leave]]. Off course all of the butthurt bronies slithered into the sticky so as to complain some more, only to be led like lambs to the slaughter as m00t [[For great justice|b& their unadulterated faggotry out of existence.]]

=== The [[prolapse|relapse]] ===

Moot suddenly realized that he is actually a complete faggot, chuckling at how he'd forgotten [[:File:Mootmootmooot.jpg|such a thing]]. Therefore deciding to open the flood gates and let the cancerous rainbow magic faggotry [[cum|stream]] in by creating a [http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/ board] for all the filthy overweight cretins that worship this god awful show. Proving once and for all that 4chan is [[truth|the worst place on the internet]].

{{quote|This is precisely why we don't negotiate with terrorists. Now that you have your own homeland you can strike at us freely.|Anonymous}}

<center>[[TL;DR|'''"The brony hunter's creed"''']]</center>

{{squote|Every brony that walks this earth. Every man, who covets the evil of the pony. Every man, Who keeps a picture of fluttershy as their background. Every man, Who applies rainbow decals to their car. Who floods the boards of 4chan. Who defiles our memes. Who brings ruin and corruption to the face of our world.

Our mission is to hunt you. To crush you. To ruin you.

We shall tear at the integrity of your legions, and revel in the dying agony of your evil. We shall bring disillusion to your corrupt acclaim, and laugh in the face of your idle threats.

Your evil does not trepidate us. Your evil does not repel us.

We shall destroy and obliterate until you are nothing but a neon stain on the face of the internet.

And when the last brony is cornered, and cannot call for the assistance of its corrupt armies, When they are trapped, and are unable to brandish the blade of evil, we shall remember. Remember all the delusion you have wrought. Remember the corrupted memes. Remember the defilation of everything you have ever touched,

and we will have no mercy.| Some anon that takes himself [[Unwarranted self-importance|slightly too seriously]]}}

== Equestria Girls ==

The year was 2013. The kikes down at Hasbro needed some more money (apparently the billions they sucked out of their manchild cult wasn't enough) so Lauren Faust gathered up a bunch of smelly old washed up cartoonists and told them "I don't care how shitty it is just make something for these retards to jerk off to" and in about fifteen minutes, the Equestria Girls movie was born.

They basically just took all their cliche and girly ass characters and made them 10x more slutty by morphing them into ugly, anorexic looking, anthropomorphic abominations. They also decided to change from their usual setting of Equestria and instead have the movie take place at a boring fucking high school in an obvious attempt to ripoff Monster High. The whole movie is extremely cringe worthy and just plain terrible. It consists mostly of reused jokes, every imaginable generic high school trope from the past decade, and more suggestive scenes for the brony masturbation factor, some sick perverted animator even decided to show Twilight Sparkle's underwear in a scene (you can try to look it up but you'll probably just find an archive of weird ass pony porn). Lauren Faust also showed just how much she likes trolling her mentally crippled fanbase by adding a male love interest for Twilight. This caused an uproar in the brony fanbase because they were either jealous about losing their animated waifu or they were just plain mad that she wasn't a dyke.

The plot revolves around Twilight getting horny over some long cocked stallion and since this upset the bronies, Princess Celestia banishes Twilight into a nightmarish mirror realm where her former friends and herself are all mangled into humanoid puppets that are locked inside of a special needs high school for eternity with Sunset Shimmer playing the role of Satan. The writers even managed to tend to furfags by making Spike into a little puppy dog fuck toy for the majority of the film. Twilight has to do some gay little friendship gang bang to get their friends out of hell like every other special episode featured on the show. They eventually escape the mirror realm and Twilight gets her horny pony cunt ripped open by Flash Sentry's dangling horse dick then the movie ends.

=== Critical response ===

The movie received mixed feedback from the brony community. A lot of them were pissed off about it since they are obsessive compulsive aspies that get flustered when changes are made to their environment so the sight of Twilight and the gang walking around a high school as subhuman aliens disturbed them quite a bit but most of the twisted sexual deviant bronies that we know and love accepted the movie as a brand new source of fap material and got to work making the most vile collection of fetish porn the community had ever experienced.

The fags down at IMDb rated the movie a big percent lower than the actual show in a pathetic attempt at revenge against the creators since they were butthurt about their pony waifu Twilight Sparkle being stolen by Flash Sentry. This was the first time on record that IMDb went against orders from their pony overlords.

=== Toys ===

The evil Jew queen Lauren Faust finally revealed her evil plan to everyone soon after the release of the movie. Hasbro had created a series of toys based on the film that were targeted towards the few little girls that still watched the cartoon, I'm sure a lot of bronies bought them too but for masturbation purposes only. It was now evident that Lauren Faust not only wanted to milk millions of dollars out of the autistic manchildren known as bronies but she was also out to harvest pocket change from little children around the world. The masterful Jew scheme was so diabolical and well planned that it is now globally praised by evil cartoonists. The toys themselves are identical to Monster High dolls but with disgusting furry qualities like dog ears, tails, and yiff kits. They are the typical boring pieces of plastic shit that Hasbro is so well recognized and loved for.

=== The Sequel ===

Lauren's Jew scheme was so successful that in September 2014 they decided to do it again. The idea was conceived and worked on in a laboratory somewhere deep in the bowels of Hasbro and in about a week Equestria Girls 2: Electric Scootaloo was released. The movie is exactly the same as the first except the plot now revolves around Twilight Sparkle and her friends forming some god awful metal band. The writers added unholy amounts of fan service by allowing some retarded mute DJ to have some screen time and they also decided to make Sunset Shimmer a protagonist since My Little Pony is known for turning villains into weak ass bitches (see Discord.) The new antagonists are some crazy cultist cunts that form a rival band against Twilight Sparkle for a battle of the bands (super original writing). They are unbelievably dull characters that get completely fucking destroyed by Sunset Shimmer's OP singing at the end of the movie.

This time around almost every brony was masturbating to the humanoid versions of Twilight and her friends and the ones that weren't were off somewhere crying about how they didn't have enough feral pony porn to fap to. IMDb rated this movie higher than the original but only because their new waifu Sunset Shimmer showed some skin at the end. This was a successful trick added into the movie by Hasbro to get IMDb back on their side.

== fART tREK, tHE nEW gENERATION ==

You think that was the end of this turd-river, did you not? You pathetic sniveling fuckwad. In 2019, well after FIM production was shut down, it was announced that a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_A_New_Generation new MLP movie] was being made. All new characters, all CG, all voiced by people who fucking should know better, like Michael McKean and Ken Jeong.
[[File:TNG1.png|left|FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG2.png|right|MOAR FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG3.png|left|EVEN MOAR FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG4.png|right|WORSE FAGGOT]]
[[File:TNG5.png|center|finally some truth]]
Because of that [[Coronavirus|fake virus]] hoax, [[Shit|Paramount]] sold it to [[Netflix]]. Who then announced the movie would run in September 2021, and they were making a NEW SERIES to follow. '''The misery never ends'''. Predictably the cockeaters on /mlp/ started whining that it was awful, ''before any of them saw it''. If THIS doesn't convince you MLP and 4chan is [[cancer]] nothing will.
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== Videos ==

[[File:Naked mlp cosplay.jpg|thumb|Look at that stupid fucking grin. He's thinks he's [[USI|got it made]],but all his future holds for him is [[Foreskin|smegma]] and [[AIDS]].]]

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== See Also ==
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* [[Autism]]
* [[Banned from Equestria (Daily)‎‎]]
* [[Basement-dweller]]
* [[My Little Pony/Berry Punch|Berry Punch]]
* [[Bestiality]]
* [[Brandon Hole]] - A diehard MLP fanboy from Indiana who shot up a FedEx Ground Facility, and later committing an hero.
* [[Brony]]
* [[Chris-chan]]
* [[Curt Sibling]]
* [[Derpy]]
* [[Feminism]]
* ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's]]''
* [[Closet Furry|Furries in denial]]
* [[Jasha Lottin]]
* [[Littlest Pet Shop]]
* [[Manchildren]]
* [[MysteriousMrEnter]]
* [[NCF]]
* [[Padded Ponies]]
* [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
* [[Pony]]
* [[Ponyland Drama]]
* [[Princess Molestia]]
* [[Rangerphile]]
* [[Robot Unicorn Attack]]
* [[Ruining the Internet]]
* [[Shit]]
* [[Shitting Rainbows]]
* [[Sparkledogs]]
* [[Unicorn Orgy]]
* [[Unikitty]]
* [[Yiff]]

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DrossRotzank

2025-09-14T03:53:57Z

Nanachus:

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[[File:Drosskeffals.png|450px|center|This fucktard hates the Kiwi Farms, but why?]]

[[file:DrossRotzank.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Ángel David Revilla AKA DrossRotzank. A bigot fucktard]]
'''DrossRotzank''', known in the underground world of vloggers simply as Dross is the monicker of a [[spic|latino]] Internet "''[[Bullshit|character]]''" created by [[Motherfucker|Ángel David Revilla Lenoci]], a pseudo journalist and [[drama whore]]. Although Revilla has other characters, the most pernicious and insidious is, without doubt, DrossRotzank. Everytime he posts a video on youtube, he really thinks he is doing it for the [[Lulz]], [[Unfunny|but he's not]]. He really is an ''[[Attention Whore]]'' and a ''[[manchild]]''.

DrossRotzank is a cocky, charlatan, failed attempt of a [[troll]], [[internet tough guy]], [[Liar|pathological liar]], pseudoatheist and promoter of fallacies and misinformation. He is also a harassing, defamatory, liar, idiot, lame, abominable, revolting, manipulative and unscientific jerk of [[Venezuela|Venezuelan]] origin that currently -and- for the suffering of honest and hardworking Argentineans, resides in [[Argentina]].

Lately, Rotzank [[Internet Vigilante Group|thinks of himself as the embodiment of justice on the Internet]], which is far from being a reality, unless defamation and derision are considered regular procedures. Is perhaps for this reason that, although he has more than [[Bot|20 million subscribers]] on his channel -full of intellectual hogwash garbage- he is [[Dying alone|one of the loneliest youtubers in all of the Internet]].

Even to this day, Revilla has never shown any sign or proof of having some sort of girlfriend or romantic partner, [[Virgin| it's obvious why this is happening]].

[[AIDS|He has admitted to being pansexual]].
==History==
Dross' history goes back to when he started working as a pseudo writer and pseudo critic in areas like video games in ''Meristation.com'' and ''Vandal.net''. He was expelled from these web portals because he was fond to disturb, defame and harass other users. Meristation [[banned]] him because he posted walktroughs, blatantly plagiarized from other sites like Gamefaqs.

Since Revilla was no longer permitted in these communities, he decided to open his own blogs to show to the public his current right-wing idiot humor, sexist and fascist alignments (always hiding behind his "''character''").

He is a pathological liar, and there are many reasons to substantiate this. He calls himself a journalist, but he has not written a single article of importance or worth remembering. He has never shown a degree or accreditation to certify him as a journalist.

Nobody knows one single publication in his journals. You will not find a single newspaper he has worked in, not a single collaboration, not even a letter to the editor. His books, Luna de Plutón (Pluto's Moon), Festival de la blasfemia (Blasfemy's festival), La guerra de Ysaak (Ysaak's war) and Valle de la Calma (Valley of the calm) are nothing less than hogwash.

Currently Revilla likes to stay on [[Twitter]], where he shows his inner manchild attacking [[SJW]]s while acting as a "[[idiot|based chad]]" at his {{age|1982|7|16}} years of failure at life, however...

[[File:Drosskeffals2.png|450px|center]]

Yep, someone made a thread on him on the [[Kiwi Farms]] internationale clique subforum, and he '''[[Lol|HATES IT]]''', going so far to even support the [[tranny]] [[grooming|groomer]] known as [[Keffals]] on his retarded '''#DropKiwiFarms''' campaign.

==The infamous and deplorable pedophile texts==
[[File:Dross_Muestra_Pene.jpg|400px|thumb|right|DrossRotzank shows his micro-penis to a minor.]]
Some texts discovered in his blog (on [[Tumblr]]) have become a real headache for Dross, especially now that his shitty book has been released for sale. Although the texts had been in private for a long time, following the release of his tome, he and his henchwoman ''Seicka'' the "''baboon woman''", took the terrible, terrible decision to put them into light.

Opponents of this [[Faggot|MoFo]] found two separate texts in which it is mentioned, that he had [[fellatio]] with a 12 year old native of Mexico City, while in another text he illegally published [[Pedophilia|private messages]] exchanged with a minor, where an erect penis is showed.

Several opponents groups to Dross decided to send links of his texts to anti-pedophile organizations in Facebook so they can give their opinion. Others sent those links to "Planeta de Libros", the publisher responsible for publishing the book of Dross.

After realizing the error, and under Dross' orders, the text pages were removed from public view. As a matter of fact, he pulled some strings in order to get the pages removed from Google's cache. However, one thing that Dross did not think was that there are archival services on the Internet. It's in one of this pages where you can see those texts in full -as seen below:

* [http://www.freezepage.com/1440996421PJXNETOJFC I have a girlfriend again]. In which Dross shows his penis to an underage girl called Norma.
* [http://www.freezepage.com/1441043045MBZIPPUIPC Pederast text]. In which Dross claims to have received fellatio from a 12 year old girl.

Surprisingly Planeta de Libros, the publisher of his ''manure with pages'', has decided to publicize a dirty and perverted subject that suffers from coprolalia.

[[File:Dross pedophile.png|thumb|400px|left|DrossRotzank claiming that a 12-year old girl sucked his dick.]]

==Rotzank's monickers==
Rotzank has the dubious honor of being the Youtuber with the most derogatory nicknames on the entire Internet. There is no record, nor a reward, but all the nicknames are addressed to him based on the way he behaves towards his fanboys and other users of Youtube, Facebook and Twitter.

He's ben called ''Drozz Blockzank'' (because of his tendency to block users and comments), ''Dopey Dross'', ''Shitzank'', the ''Dark Lord'', ''The Queen/Queer of Youtube'', the ''Youtube Diva'', ''SandyZank'', ''The Lord of the rat kids'', ''the "Princess of Youtube"'', "''Oldman Rat''" among other, but very descriptive names based upon video evidence of his conduct. These videos can be found on Youtube.

Other users in Youtube have called him: the "''Oldman with glasses''", the "''Grandfather Dross''", the "''Slanderman''", the "''Aged virgin''", the "''Pimp hatted idiot moron''", the "''Living Fossil''", "''Pig son of a thousand whores''", etc.

Lately, he has been called the "Master of Puppets" for his tendency to manipulate his subscribers (mostly [[13-year old boys|rat kids and fanboys]]) in order to go and bully other users. He also has the bad habit of asking other users, in an unethical way, to go and unsubscribe from any channel he doesn't likes (eg ''MarginalMedia'', one of his critics).

== Controversial? ==
Dross is considered to be a controversial person, but it's not because of the nonsense he publishes on video, but for his very person and behavior, more like of [[manchild|a spoiled, idiot child]], than an adult and mature person.
[[File:Brainless_Dross.jpg|250px|thumb|right|X-ray showing the brain of Dross.]]

He knows that garbage sells and that is what he gives to his audience. "''Saying stupid nonsense is not controversial, is to be simply stupid''", said one of his former followers when he realized the deterioration in the quality of the content of Dross' videos.

== Behaviour ==
[[File:Escoria_Dross-06.jpg|250px|thumb|left|"'''''Fuck! Am I what!!!'''''" Real depiction of a shitty man.]]
Dross is known to be an irascible, choleric and vengeful jerk. He is a also a renowned slanderer who does not hesitate to create bad reputation to other users of social networks. He likes to threat users who oppose to his views to the extent of requiring his fanboys ([[Fanboys|Rat Kids]]) [[Doxxing|to find out the IP address of his enemies to find where they live or to know their true identity]].

Also, Dross is an idiot who encourages his audience, mostly underagers, to visit the ''[[Deep Web]]'', as if anyone would ask a child to visit a McDonalds restaurant. Serious Youtubers consider these actions as a profound irresponsibility, coming from a guy who thinks of himself as an opinion leader.

One day Dross posted a video speaking about a live game being developed on the Deep Web and invited all his underage public to visit that page. In another video he asked his stupid audience to go to [[4chan]] to witness how a user was posting photos of dead women. That day Dross managed to hinder an [[FBI]] investigation.

=== Intolerant to criticism ===
[[File:Drossarena.gif|thumb|Dross when you criticize him.]]
Dross is also known for his exacerbated hatred to any sort of criticism. Although in his videos he always requests viewers to write in the commentary box only things that have to do with his videos, when shown the slightest correction or a critic point of view, the author of the comment is immediately blocked... not only the comment is blocked, but its author too.
=== Enemies/Victim List ===
Dross is known for being intolerant to any criticism, so it's only natural for him to have feuds with various other people.

-'''Mexivergas''': his most famous enemy, while he's not his main headache this is the one that most people know, a self proclaimed troll/youtuber who every time he can throws shit at dross, while he makes good points against dross they are overshadowed by his annoying mannerisms and a retarded way of talking.

-'''DrJode''': Another one of the earliest enemies of Dross as a youtuber, another try-hard troll who commited the [[No|serious crime]] of taking down a video of dross for copyright infringement (obviously a fake one), later Dross as a revenge [[Tough Guy|doxxed him]], he turned out to be a [[I'm 13 years old and what is this?|15 years-old]], Dross humiliated him and made a deal with him, that he must never appear on the internet again or the entire chat of MSM between the two would be leaked, '''only god knows what kind of sick things Dross made him to do'''. This incident was the first time that Dross used the "[[Defamation|pedophile]]" argument against someone.

-'''MarginalMedia''': An old guy who praised Dross for his work on one video, but later, when he made another review of his channel a year latter that showcased negative aspects of Dross and his [[Garbage|new content]], made him an enemy in Dross' eyes, he's one of the only persons who said the truth about Dross, but giving how Dross had 6 million subscribers at the time no one believed him, Dross has been going on an autistic crusade against him, trying to destroy his life and to get him in jail for any reason possible, he tries to get him down with illegal tactics and manipulation of facts, Dross has tried so hard to put him down, but Marginal knows what he's doing and every move that Dross made against him got turned into a weapon against Dross, if Dross lived on USA he would be in jail by this point.

-'''Magnus Mefisto''': A rapper who is now long forgotten, it all began when Dross said that he did not like rap music defending his position with shitty arguments, Magnus didn't liked this and he made a parody of Dross saying how he was a copy of the AVGN and the Nostalgia Critic, later it became a battle between parodies of themselves, however he was forgotten by Dross when Necrotemante appeared.

-'''[[ElAntiCristo2007]]''': The earliest enemy of Dross, dating back to the 2007/2008 period, Dross accused AntiCristo2007 of stealing his content (something that was not true giving how this user only talked about things on Mexico and Dross at the time lived on Venezuela.) and the two began a [[Internet drama|war]] where in the end Revilla got his ass whooped.

-'''PensamientoEscéptico / Pochocloen3D''': An user who disagreed with Dross with his view on [[Pope Francis]], the critic itself had good arguments and was very respectful, however it doesn't matter if you are very respectful with your opinion, if it is against Dross be sure to pray that he will just delete your comment and block you, or he will begin to stalk you online as it happened on this case, he also manipulated the facts YET AGAIN. It wasn't enough to humiliate him on his main account, he also began to use many [[sockpuppet]]s just to harass him.

-'''Badabun''': A mexican enterprise that is very [[drama|controversial and hated in all of latin america for many shits they did]], equivalent to [[T-Series]]. Dross had many discussions with Badabun during the years 2018-2019 where he incredibly managed to humiliate them, although that wasn't that difficult.

-'''Necrotemante''': His '''''[[A-Log|nemesis]]''''', <s>the fact that Dross can't get his personal information made him his most hated enemy to date.</s> '''[[Lolwut|NOT ANYMORE LOL]]'''.
== Friends ==
[[File:Lavidadedross.gif|thumb|Dross's life in a nutshell.]]
Or rather the [[circlejerk]] that take turns sucking his dick in exchange of fame.

<s>-ForeverPain: A Mexican fat fuck whose content is the exact same shit that Dross does with the only difference that he also makes videos where he swallows the cum of Dross. Oh wait, Dross makes that kind of videos too.</s>

<s>-DalasReview: A spanish youtuber who is obsessed with seeing some other youtubers like "Auronplay" and "Wismichu" burn.</s>

Revilla is an enemy of those two dudes now lol.
===His only current friends aka "slaves"===
-'''Emmanuel Danann''' ([[Powerword]]: Manuel Jorge Gorostiaga): Very similar to Revilla, a failed rocker and fucktard who likes to doxx his haters and threat them with [[lawsuit]]s that never happen. Produces shitty podcasts that nobody sees on his channel where he supposedly "[[FAIL|humiliates people in debates]]". He is from [[Argentina]]. He is also known as "[[Shit|Mierdanann]]" online.

-'''Gerardo Bloomerfield''' ([[Powerword]]: Mauro González Hummerich[[Jew|✡]]): A bald and fat [[jew]] who writes retarded books and novels that have never ever been sold. Along with Revilla and Dannan, he likes to doxx their haters, even making websites for Revilla where he can write all his autistic shit without being bothered. He comes from [[Uruguay]].

-'''Miguel House''' ([[Powerword]]: Carlos Alberto Santillana Sipan): A [[peru|peruvian]] and literal [[nigger]] who thinks he is the fictional character [[Doctor House]]. He is the main admin of Revilla's website known as Fracanautas. Funnily enough [[Retard|he was originally a hater of Revilla who doxxed his mother]], but everything changed after Necrotemante abandoned him for being a brainless peruvian monkey.

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== Content ==
He usually uploads god-awful videos talking about "spooky" subjects that only the misinfo agents at /x/ would believe, [[lie|like a real journalist would]], however he discourages anyone from debuking his content, he goes so far as to call idiots to anyone who does it under the false premise that "it's entertainment and that he is an [[lie|actor]]".
== Dishonesty ==
Dross blatantly plagiarizes information [[4chan|from other websites]] without giving credit. He also steals images from various pages so he can use them on his video-garbages.
[[File:Dross 4chan.png|350px|center|Revilla thinks that 4chan (The imageboard where he plagiarizes everything for his videos) is an "intelligent site".]]

== How he attacks ==
One of his primary ways of attacking an opponent is [[Defamation|by accusing him of pedophilia]]. Likewise, he always claims that the user in question possesses child pornography. Thus, his army of Rat Kids will attack that user on masse. Most of the times putting the channel out of commission, another method he likes to use when the channel is small is [[Reportfag|the typical false copyright infringement]], it's ironic he suffered from this on the past.

However, his favorite method of attacking is [[doxxing]] his opponent and making [[over 9000]] post about him in his shitty [[Internet stalking|stalking websites]]:
=== Ardidos.net ===
[[File:Ardidos.net image.png|850px|center|Main logo.]]
 
'''Ardidos.net''' was a stalking website made by Gerardo Bloomerfield and administered by Angel David Revilla and other people of his circlejerk like "[[Nobody Cares|Akagi]]" and "[[Clown|Mumm-ra]]", this web was full of [[coprophilia|coprophilic]] montages and [[unfunny]] memes using the face of his haters. Revilla later claimed that his website was ran by [[Internet Vigilante|"vigilante trolls"]].

Revilla and his circlejerk were so retarded that they didn't even knew the real identities of most of their enemies, and attacked many innocent persons in the website, '''NOT EVEN ACTUAL CHILDREN AND INNOCENT FAMILIES WERE SAFE FROM THIS STALKING SHIT.'''

[[File:Necrotemante sobrina.png|350px|center|thumb|This was published by Akagi and allowed to remain by DrossRotzank and Gerardo Bloomerfield.]]
 
[[File:Dross and his coprophilic fetishes.png|350px|center|thumb|Revilla surely has a coprophilic fetish.]]
 
This website thankfully closed down to god's grace at the beginning of 2020 after Revilla got humiliated by various youtubers, mainly DalasReview, JaviOliveira and TurboPlant, exposing his sick mind to everyone on Youtube. [[Lol-cow|It is known that Revilla actually cried to a TurboPlant's video]], and [[Serious Business|said he wanted to contract a hitman to go to kill Necrotemante]].
 
{{Center|<youtube>PVm90jUMxm0</youtube>}}
 

And [[btw]], [[Liar|Revilla later denied having any sort of connection with this site]], but he's too retarded to realize that everyone at this point had already seen these three images:
 
[[File:DrossArdidos2.jpg|350px|center|Spamming his coprophilia-filled website to his 13-year old fanboys.]]
[[File:DrossArdidos1.jpg|350px|center|"I bet this picture is edited", said a rat kid.]]
[[File:Ardidos.netdross.png|350px|center|He's such an idiot that he even hosted the web page on his own server, where everyone could see it.]]
 
=== Fracanautas ===
[[File:Fracanautas.jpg|550px|center|Main logo.]]
 
Sadly, not all good things last forever, and the stalking website returned shortly thereafter, now renamed to "'''Fracanautas'''." This website is just the same thing but with another name: Cophropilic montages, unfunny memes about his haters, and you already know the rest. The only main difference is that this website now claims that his main administrator is the peruvian monkey known as Carlos Alberto Santillana Sipan, but absolutely everyone knows that this is just a facade to cover Revilla's ass.

[[File:Carlos sipan dross fracanautas.jpg|650px|center|Sipan and Revilla.]]
 
After many, many months, something actually good and [[lulzworthy]] would finally come from this retarded website:
==== Necrotemante gets rekt====
His obsesion for years with his biggest [[troll]] (And [[A-Log]]) Necrotemante finally led to Necro being doxxed and [[pwned]], this is Necrotemante ([[Powerword]]: '''Jimmy Emmanuel Cruz Ortiz'''), he is [[Loser|{{age|1983|03|17}}-years old]], lives in [[Guatemala]], is [[Fat|morbidly obese]], a complete [[NEET]] who still lives with his parents at that age, and had an account where he drew [[lolicon]] and [[toddlercon]] known as '''ArtJimix / Jimix Cruz'''. Necrotemante [[Sick fuck|is also known to stalk underage female users and fantasize about having sex with his neighbors]].

[[File:Necrotemante jimmy.jpg|450px|center|thumb|No, this pic is not edited, he is really that [[fat]].]]
 
And Revilla actually paid some people to go to vandalize his house and neighborhood just [[for the lulz]].

<gallery>
File:Necrotemante policias.png|Revilla paid some corrupt policemen to go to Necro's house to illegally record him.
File:Jimmy-Pedofilo.jpg|This is Necrotemante's house door. In the graffity it says "Jimmy Pedófilo" (''Jimmy pedophile'').
File:Jimmy-poster.jpg|Pamphlets about Necrotemante's pedophilia all over his neighborhood.
File:Jimmy necro2.jpg|
File:Jimmy-house.jpg
File:Necrotemante.net.jpg|Shitty website dedicated to Necrotemante made by Revilla and Bloomerfield.
File:Necrodross.png|I remind you, Revilla actually paid some people to do this.
</gallery>

After all this humiliation, Necrotemante uploaded a video [[pwned|where he said he would stop trolling Dross]], however he has been still alive on the internet so far. Necrotemante has been since then sunk into a paranoid nightmare [[Schizophrenia|where he always claims that everyone that attacks, contradicts or mocks him is an alt-account of Carlos Sipan]]. He also likes to produce like ten memes and drawings about Carlos Sipan per-day that nobody except him and his [[sockpuppet]]s on {{twitter|vivanecrofever|twitter}} see.

[[File:Necrotemanteirl.jpg|650px|center|Jimmy Emmanuel Cruz Ortiz]]
[[File:Necrotemante vs dross.jpg|650px|center|What would happen in an actual battle between Necrotemante and his loathed nemesis, DrossRotzank.]]
 
[[IRL]], Necrotemante is just another [[loser]], pedophile, manchild and [[basement-dweller]] just like DrossRotzank. [[Star Wars|He became what he swore to destroy]].

== Conclusions ==
Rotzank is just another sojourner with a camera and an Internet connection looking for easy monetization by misleading the public with already refuted issues, which makes him a despicable and dishonest scum. He is also a dirty manipulator of rat kids, and an arrogant and vindictive slanderer.

The real problem, according to serious youtubers, is not that the scum Rotzank makes stupid videos, but that the Rat Kids consider him as a "role model", and believe the stream of stupidities that are put on both channels he has created.

<s>DrossRotzank always dreamed about having his own article in [[Wikipedia]], but as for now, he must be happy to know he has one on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]].</s>

He has one now, but that doesn't change that he is [[butthurt]] about having an article here (It is known that Dross is one of those weirdos [[USI|who like to google their names to see what people write about them on the internet, that's how he knows about his Kiwi Farms thread]]).

[[File:Dross_Chango-Hanged.jpg|750px|center|thumb|Dross and Chango Forever both lynched after being caught for pedophilia.]]

== External Links ==
*{{kf|angel-david-revilla-drossrotzank-dross.45636/|Angel David Revilla / DrossRotzank / Dross}} (In [[spanish]])
*{{twitter|eldiariodedross}}
*{{yt|DrossRotzank}} - Main Channel
*{{yt|LosVlogsdeDross1}} - Vlogs Channel
*{{twitch|thedrossrotzank}}
*[http://www.fracanautas.com/ His shitty website Fracanautas]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rROnrK2re9c Dross pooping his pants after 2 people that he defamed on the internet went to his house]

[[File:Drossretarded.png|650px|center]]
 <center><big><big><big>DrossRotzank after discovering that his ED article was updated with even more info about his sicko mind.</big></big></big></center>

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Elliot Rodger

2025-09-14T03:53:30Z

Nanachus: unnecessary

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Elliot Rodger'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Title'''|The Supreme Gentleman The Purifier}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 24, 1991}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 23, 2014 (aged 22)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Origins:'''|[[Britfag]]  [[File:MiniflagUK.png]] (by birth, and also his dad) [[Malaysian]]-[[Chink]]  [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png]] [[File:MiniflagChina.png]] (his mom)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 14}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS/Hack'N'Slash/Carmageddon, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Virgin with rage]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger'''{{Jew}} aka The Supreme Gentleman™ ''(online aliases ElliotR1, The Purifier, TheWowGenius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks)'' is known worldwide as not only the best [[World of Warcraft]] player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically [[assburger|aspergic]] [[LoveShy|love-shy]] misogynist, who on May 23rd, [[2014]], fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting [[Grand Theft Auto]], by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW because he was angry that he was 22 years old and still a [[virgin]].

Like other national treasures such as [[Cho]], [[William Atchison]], [[Jacksonville Shooting|David Katz]], the [[Columbine]] fags, [[Randy Stair]], [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis]], the [[Unabomber]], [[Parkland High School Massacre|Nick Cruz]], [[Adam Lanza]], [[Timothy McVeigh]], [[Nasim Aghdam]], [[Anders Behring Breivik]], [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|Paris sandniggers]], [[Stephen Paddock]], [[Osama Bin Laden]], and [[Adolf Hitler]], Elliot left the world with a 100+ page <s>manifesto</s> auto-biography, video blogs, warning signs, and a month long session of The Blame Game to satisfy the media's savage appetite for misery. He was also a prominent member of the [[MGTOW]] incel community, and occasionally posted on [[Bodybuilding.com]] before offing himself.

Also notable is that Elliot was the son of the Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger ([https://ukjewishfilm.org/people/peter-rodger/ Jewish of course]), which not only marks Peter's complete failure as a director (See: Battle Royale) but also his failure as a parent.

[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|250px|thumb|Elliot was victorious in receiving the [[Golden iPod]] for 2014, for going out with a BANG!]]

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==But First, Lemme Take a #Selfie==

[[File:Friend_Zone_error.png‎|thumb|right|<center>A common Windows error message that people like [[You]] will see.</center>‎]]

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== Early Childhood ==

Elliot was the spawn of an [[Azn|Asian]] and a Brit, leaving him forever cursed with a small penis. This fact is further cemented by a post he made on the Bodybuilding.com forum just 2 weeks prior to his rampage in regards to average penis length.
 
[[File:4 Inch Cock.png|center]]
 
[[File:Elliot Childhood Photo.jpg|thumb|right|Elliot Rodger (middle), suffering.]]
[[File:Elliotthefaggot.jpg|thumb|right|nuff said]]
[[File:Elliot Rodger's Mom.jpg|thumb|right|[[MILF|Elliot Rodger's step mom]]. <s>[[Star Wars|George Lucas]] tapped that shit.</s> George Lucas tapped his mother, not his step mom Soumaya.]]
[[File:Elliot never scored.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The life of Elliot Roger as told by Mike Judge]]
Information ascertained from the above post makes it very clear that his inferior penis helped motivate him to end his life and the lives of those who would most certainly laugh at the sight of it.

At a very young age, Elliot was diagnosed with full-blown [[Asperger's Syndrome|ass burgers]]. While this is not always a death sentence, as most spergs indulge themselves with non-violent obsessions such as [[Sanic]], [[Touhou|2hu]] or [[My Little Pony]], Elliot would instead obsess over his social failures and Girls who rejected and ignored him. Throughout school, Elliot would devote himself to his countless embarrassing moments and social inadequacies, most notably his inability to get laid despite being the nicest guy in the whole entire world.

Throughout his [[TL;DR]] manifesto, Elliot recalls such traumatic situations as "hurting his hand on a cactus" and "my parents got a divorce." Internet psychologists agree that these things molded him into the cold blooded killer he would later become. 

== My Posting Career ==
Throughout college, instead of going to parties and potentially getting laid, Elliot would spend his time leveling up numerous World of Warcraft characters, being a nuisance on discussion forums, blanking [[Justin Bieber]]'s Wikipedia article, and filling out dating profiles. He eventually found internet stardom as "The Purifier" on the PUAHate.com forums, a site dedicated to crying about being ripped off by people who offer dating advice.

His earliest internet activity however is on [[YouTube]], where he was the root user of a dozen sock accounts which were dedicated to letting everyone know that "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AN UGLY MONSTER". He would use these sock accounts to spam Bieber videos with this message. 

{|style="margin: auto;"
|<center>'''Youtube Highlights''' 
<gallery perrow=6>
File:Justin Bieber is an ugly monster 1.png
File:Justin Bieber is an ugly monster 2.png
File:Justin Bieber is an ugly monster 3.png
File:Punch the girl.png
File:Elliot on Cho.jpg
File:Elliot Pokemon.jpg</gallery></center>
|}

{{quote|Why can't you punch them if they are a girl? you a wimp?|Elliot Rodger, age 18}}
 
Elliot was also active on the Teenspot boards during this time where he would create threads about [[Irony|why nobody wants to date him while reminding women in their own dating threads just how ugly they are.]] Additionally, he also had dating profiles on OKCupid, Plentyoffish, and Adult Friend Finder where he neglected to post a picture of his shriveled Asian microcock.
 
{|style="margin: auto;"
|[[File:Youre a very ugly girl.png]]

 
'''20/M Half White, half asian guy :)''' 
<center><gallery>
File:20M Half White Half Asian 1.png
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File:Do I Look More White or Asian.png</gallery> 
<gallery>
File:ElliotR1 OKCupid.png|<center>'''OKCupid'''</center>
File:ElliotR1 Plenty of Fish.png|<center>'''Plenty of Fish'''</center>
</gallery></center> 
|}

After playing the field for a year on the internet, Elliot resigned to a life of MMOs and vandalizing Wikipedia articles. While wiki vandalism is generally considered to be an honorable task for any internet denizen, his methods and targets negate any internet cool points he could have earned for doing so. Elliot's primary targets on Wikipedia were the [[Footjob]] and [[Fellatio]] articles where he would remove images of the act, his [[Holocaust]] photographer grandfather, blanking the Justin Bieber article, and an article about a bodybuilder for which he might have looked like had he spent a fraction of the time in the gym as he spent on the computer. An interesting note about the bodybuilder article (Aziz Shavershain) is that the date of vandalism coincide with his final attempt to get laid, meaning that after failing to get pussy he started removing images of a person who most clearly has no difficulties with it. 

<center>'''ElliotR1's complete diff history on TOW in case any zealous admin decides to purge it:''' 
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File:ElliotR1 TOW Contribs.png|<center>'''User Contributions'''</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Talk.png|<center>'''Talk Page'''</center>
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File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (5).png|<center>Footjob</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (20).png|<center>Fellatio</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (12).png|<center>Justin Bieber</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (6).png|<center>George Rodger</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (7).png|<center>George Rodger</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (8).png|<center>George Rodger</center>
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File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (13).png|<center>University of Western Sydney</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (14).png|<center>Marist College Eastwood</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (15).png|<center>Simon Nessman</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (16).png|<center>User-talk: Cactus.man</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (17).png|<center>User-talk: Cactus.man</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (18).png|<center>Aziz Shavershian</center>
File:ElliotR1 TOW Diffs (19).png|<center>Eastwood, New South Wales</center>
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}}</center> 

<center>[[File:GentlemenClubWOW.jpg]]</center> 

Elliot was an avid World of Warcraft player on the Tichondrius server, having multiple characters at level 80. He was so good at WoW that he named himself "TheWowGenius" and spent his non-WoW hours acting like a faggot on WoW forums.
 
{{quote|It kept me from going insane with boredom and depression during my lonely teenage years.|Someone send this to Blizzard's PR Department}}
 

Elliot would refer to his detractors as "carebears" before winning internet arguments, and would later flaunt his victories because to him it was the next best thing to having sex.
 
<center>'''World of Warcraft Forum Highlights'''</center>
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File:Elliot WOW Forums (1).png|<center>Fuck you furrys</center>
File:Elliot WOW Forums (2).png|<center>Bump</center>
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File:Elliot WOW Forums (5).png|<center>Depression</center>
File:Elliot WOW Forums (4).png|<center>Moar carebears</center>
File:Elliot WOW Forums (7).png|<center>Shades of Onideus</center>
File:Elliot WOW Forums (8).png|<center>GG</center>
File:Elliot WOW Forums (6).png|<center>Mod Infraction</center>
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[[File:PUAHate Purifier Animals.png|center]]
 

In his final year, Elliot found solace in a community devoted to the terminally love-shy whose sole purpose was to cry about the money they lost buying "How to Score" manuals off the internet. These people, who refer to themselves as "Incels", spend their days reminding each other that all women are disgusting, vile, hateful Neanderthals without grasping the irony.

Over time, Elliot became a known and respected member of PUAHate.com under the username "The Purifier". His ideologically preaching posts were encapsulated with so much rage and resentment of the female gender that even the most sexless members of PUAHate bowed before his awe-inspiring virgin presence. Elliot was so well respected that the day after the shootings, '''{{archive|oFGrt|the members of the now defunct forum congregated on video chat}}''' to lament in how incredible his message was. One member speaking over voice chat with a thick Australian accent was so inspired by Elliot's rampage that he vowed to inflict the same punishment upon his enemies. These acts were never carried out, as it is assumed that he was eaten by dingos, and Ausfailia b& guns after [[Martin Bryant]] went loose.

Elliot's messages were preachy, authoritative, and laced with the hatred that only a virgin who spent his college years playing MMOs could conjure. Far from scoring him any [[pussy]] or intimidating his detractors, his posts only served to cement his reputation as a [[fgt]] and out him as a self-hating [[chink]]-[[Kike]] [[fail|trying]] to pass as a member of the [[fact|superior white race]].
 
<center>'''The Purifier on PUAHate.com'''</center>
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<center>[[File:Elliot Ad.jpg]]</center> 

<center>[[File:Elliots Struggle.png]]</center> 

In Elliot's final days, he registered on the bodybuilding.com forum identifying himself as 5' 9<nowiki>''</nowiki> weighing in at a hulking 135 lbs, and immediately began posting his Purifier-esque rants on the site's off-topic forum. He was met with ridicule and eerie predictions that he was to become a serial killer, unbeknownst that he had already finished his plan and was days away from worldwide stardom.

The abuse he received from the site's regular users was so intense that the forum's administration deleted fucking everything the moment news surfaced that he was posting there. Showcasing prolific trolling technique, Elliot informed everyone that they were jealous of his unparalleled beauty, his nice car, [[I have a 140 IQ|superior intelligence]], and God-tier gentlemanly behavior. Alas, nobody paid much attention and instead just laughed at his weight for a week straight. 

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<center>'''Elliot's Final Words''' 
[[File:Elliots Final Words.png]]</center> 

<center>[[File:Supreme Gentleman.jpg]]</center> 

==Rage of the incel Virgin==

=== LOADOUT ===
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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*'''Primary''':Glock 34
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*Good pistol for the retribution '''Does 45-50 pt. of damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Pair of SIG Sauer P226
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*Pair of SIG Sauers. '''Does 40-50 pt. of damage'''
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*'''Melee''':Knife
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*Used on the chink nabbings. '''Does 25-35 pt. of damage'''
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*'''Ramming''':BMW 328i
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*Beautiful car to lure ladies, but the Supreme Gentleman couldn't lure any. '''Does 30-35 pt. of damage'''
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*'''Perk''': Autism
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*'''X2 Moving speed X2 Shooting speed X2 Stabbing speed X2 Driving speed X2 Ramming speed'''
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*'''Perk 2''':Azn
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*'''Intelligence stat increases a half more Surrendering stats increases a third more Aiming increases due to his math skillz'''
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*'''Spell''': Incel
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*The original one. Has advanced stats on it. '''Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys. Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old'''
|}
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[[File:Rage of the Virgin.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Elliot GTA.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:RodgerRoom.jpg|thumb|right|The shithole where he planned this sperg out]]
[[File:Elliot Rodger Starbucks Visit.jpg|thumb|right|"I just killed my three roommates. Time to get some coffee!"]]
After finishing his manifesto and releasing his final youtube vlog, Elliot had high hopes of achieving God-tier status by [[Murder|dustin']] an entire sorority house. Like [[Columbine]], his massacre had a lot of potential, but ultimately went to shit. His main target was the Alpha Phi sorority, but much in the same way that [[Columbine|Harris & Klebold's]] master plan of turning their school into a crater with homemade bombs failed, his plan also failed hard, but in an even more pathetic manner. Elliot couldn't get them to open the front door, so he immediately fell back on plan B, which consisted of shooting the fuck out of everything in sight. If he wasn't such a fucking idiot, he would have found a way to break in; like by picking the lock, or by breaching the door using a shotgun, or even just wait until the door isn't fuckin' locked. 

<gallery>
File:Elliot Rodger Retribution screenshot.jpg|First I gotta upload my vid
File:Elliot Rodger final journal entry.jpg|And leave my final message
</gallery>

Level 1: Take out your Roommates

This is the tutorial stage, where you learn how to use a [[dumbass|knife]], and stab your three Asian roommates to death, while they are distracted by a [[Starcraft]] tournament [[OTI]]. This level serves to demonstrate the vast physics capabilities and realistic ragdolls the NPCs have. You will need to learn how the stealth mechanics work, for you must be a Silent Assassin.

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File:ER Stabbing Practice.jpg|You can gain some early EXP by practicing on the furniture
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Level 2: Alpha Phi

This is the boss level. You approach the sorority house and attempt to break in by knocking very loudly on the door for three minutes. When none of the residents answer your knocks, you are presented with a choice.
*Option A: Break into the home.
*Option B: Cry.
If you chose Option A, Elliot will attempt to break into the home by climbing through a window. Unfortunately because of his miniature height, he is unable to reach the first-floor window and during this attempt is apprehended by a police officer resulting in an immediate game over and life in prison. Option B is the only way to proceed with the game, at which point Elliot cries about his failure of a plan and then begins shooting at random people on the sidewalk.

(Fact, Elliot's original intentions were to set the sorority house on fire. Had he bought himself some [[Sirtom93|gas and a lighter]], he could have killed more women, which was exactly what he wanted. Why he didn't end up doing that instead of hoping they would open the door for him, which even blondes aren't dumb enough to do, is anyone's guess.)

<center><gallery>
File:Elliot Rodger alpha phi.jpg|The map for this level
File:ER's Lighter.jpg|Harness the power of the [[World of Warcraft|fire mage]]
</gallery></center>

Before you proceed to the next level, make sure to [https://soundcloud.com/user-580093156/renegade-jubilee turn up the music in your BMW!]

{{#ev:soundcloud |https://soundcloud.com/user-580093156/renegade-jubilee |100 }}

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Level 3: The Deli

Elliot hops in his car and drives to the one place where he is certain there will be women - a sandwich shop. Upon arrival, he finds that instead of women, the place is populated by beaners who took everyone's jerbz. With his plan failing for a second time, Elliot opens fire and cries again before driving off to his next destination.

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Level 4: Sperg Rage

This is where you can rack up the [[High score|most points]]. The stage starts with a 10 minute countdown clock with Elliot behind the wheel mowing down pedestrians like a gangsta and running bicyclists off the road. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, police officers appear and begin returning fire. Once the timer is up, Elliot crashes into a parked car.

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Level 5: An-Hero

In this final stage, you have 10 seconds to punch in the Konami Code before officers drag you out the car and place you under arrest. If you enter the code in time, Elliot is released from his sexless prison and awarded with 72 virgins, not including himself. [[Fact]]: Elliot Rodger's [[High score|low-scoring spree]] signified the moment [[lulz|mass-shootings]] in America officially became a [[Forced Meme]]. 

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==Choice segments from [[Mein Kampf|"My Twisted World"]]==

Here are some of the best parts from his [[tl;dr|141 page long manifesto]]. 

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|My two housemates were nice, but they kept inviting over this friend of theirs named
Chance. He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a
vile incident occurred between me and him. I was eating a meal in the kitchen when he came over and
started bragging to my housemates about his success with girls. I couldn’t stand it, so I proceeded to ask them all if they were virgins. They all looked at me weirdly and said that they had lost their virginity long ago. I felt so inferior, as it reminded me of how much I have missed out in life. And then this black boy named Chance said that he lost his virginity when he was only thirteen! In addition, he said that the girl he lost his virginity to was a blonde white girl! I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice. I indignantly told him that I did not believe him, and then I went to my room to cry. I cried and cried and cried, and then I called my mother and cried to her on the phone. How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it more. I tried not to believe his foul words, but they were already said, and it was hard to erase from my mind. If this is actually true, if this ugly black filth was able to have sex with a blonde white girl at the age of thirteen while I’ve had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female gender is. They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject ME? The injustice!|Rodger, disgracing the white race.
|August 5th came quickly, and I prepared myself to be in a pleasant mood to meet them. Their names
were Ryan and Angel, and to my dismay they were of Hispanic race. In addition, the two of them were
already friends with each other, which meant that they could possibly gang up against me if any conflicts were to arise. They also seemed like rowdy, low-class types. My first impression of them soured me, but I tried to be pleasant and not show it. The two of them acted cordial to me on the first day, but after observing them for a bit, I had a bad feeling that they would be trouble to live with… And they were to be my housemates for a whole year! When I was alone in my room, I panicked to myself at how dire a situation this was. This was extremely disappointing. I was hoping I would get decent, mature, clean-cut housemates. Instead I got low-class scum. On the second day, they started inviting their equally rowdy friends into my apartment, and we exchanged more small talk. To my indignant surprise, they asked me the question I always dreaded answering: “Are you a virgin?” I admitted that I was a virgin. I always admitted the truth about this. It was my life struggle, and I couldn’t lie about such a thing. They then had the audacity to tell me that they lost their virginity long ago, bragging about all the girls they had slept with. I particularly hated Angel because of his ugly pig-face. How could such an ugly animal have had sexual experiences with girls, and yet I haven’t? What was wrong with this world? I got so angry that I went to my room and punched the wall. They heard me and started laughing.|Rodger, disgracing the white race again.
|I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. ''How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them?'' I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.|Rodger, disgracing his own race this time.
|Another incident happened on the following day, near the same location. I went to the Starbucks at
the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat
down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a
young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an
obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they
were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and
tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed.|Rodger, agent of vengeance
|On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino’s, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.|More drink splashing
|As I made my way back from school one day during the first week, I was stopped at a stoplight in Isla Vista when I saw two hot blonde girls waiting at the bus stop. I was dressed in one of my nice shirts, so I looked at them and smiled. They looked at me, but they didn’t even deign to smile back. They just looked away as if I was a fool. As I drove away I became very infuriated. It was such an insult. This was the way all girls treated me, and I was sick and tired of it. In a rage, I made a U-turn, pulled up to their bus stop and splashed my Starbucks latte all over them. I felt a feeling a spiteful satisfaction as I saw it stain their jeans. I then quickly speeded away before they could catch my license plate number. ''How dare those girls snub me in such a fashion! How dare they insult me so!'' I raged to myself repeatedly. They deserved the punishment I gave them. It was such a pity that my latte wasn’t hot enough to burn them. Those girls deserved to be dumped in boiling water for the crime of not giving me the attention and adoration I so rightfully deserve! |Even more drink splashing
|On one of the days in July, when I was roaming around Girsh Park, a group of popular college kids
arrived to play kickball in the fields. They all looked like typical fraternity jocks, tall and muscular. The kind of guys I’ve hated and envied all my life. With them came a flock of beautiful blonde girls, and they looked like they were having so much fun playing together. One of the girls did a handstand in the grass, and her sexy bare stomach showed as her shirt hung down. All of the girls were scantily clad. Rage boiled inside me as I watched those people who thought they were better than me enjoying their pleasurable little lives together. The rage was so intense that I couldn’t take it. I was insulted too much. I couldn’t leave them without getting some form of revenge, so I drove to the nearby K-mart, bought a super-soaker, filled it up with orange juice that I bought at the same store, and drove back to the park. They were still there, having the time of their lives, and I wanted to ruin it for them. I wanted to ruin their fun just like they ruined mine, as they would never accept me among them. I screamed at them with rage as I sprayed them with my super soaker. When the boys started to yell and chase after me, I quickly got into my car and drove away. I was giddy with ecstatic, hate-fueled excitement. I wished I could spray boiling oil at the foul beasts. They deserved to die horrible, painful deaths just for the crime of enjoying a better life than me.|Rodger, taking throwing his drink at people like a bitch up a notch.
|When I found out about this, I started to harbor the hope that my mother will get married to this
man, and I will be part of a rich family. That will definitely be a way out of my miserable and insignificant life. Money would solve everything. I started to frequently ask my mother to seek marriage with this man, or any wealthy man for that matter. She always adamantly refused, and demanded that I stopped talking about it. She told me that she never wanted to get married again after her experience with my father. I told her that she should sacrifice her well-being for the sake of my happiness, but this only offended her further.|Rodger, autistic stranger to human emotion.
|A dark and ominous aura clouded over our friendship that day. When the two of us got back to
James’s house, I was still seething with rage. I didn’t understand why James wasn’t angry like me. The sight that we just witnessed was horrible to watch. To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females. I was so angry that I told James of all of the acts of revenge I wanted to exact on those popular boys. I told him my desire to flay them alive, to strip the skins off their flesh and make them scream in agony as punishment for living a better life than me. James became deeply disturbed by my anger. I wished that he wasn’t disturbed. I wished he could be a friend that felt the same way about the world that I did. But he wasn’t that kind of person. He was a weakling. |How Rodger lost his last friend by being a creepy psycho.
|The upside of moving to the apartment was that my mother acquired high speed internet. I was able
to play World of Warcraft on her computer, along with Halo 2 on Xbox Live.
This was the point when my social life ended completely. I would never have a satisfying social life
ever again. It was the beginning of a very lonely period of my life, in which my only social interactions would be online through video games, with the sole exception being my friendship with James. The ability to play video games with people online temporarily filled in the social void. I got caught up in it, and I was too young and naïve to realize the severity of how far I had fallen. I was too scared to accept it. This loss of a social life, coupled with the advent of puberty, caused me to die a little inside. It was too much for me to handle, and I stopped caring about my life and my future. I even stopped caring about what people thought of me. I hid myself away in the online World of Warcraft, a place where I felt comfortable and secure.| [[WoW]] is to blame for Elliot Rodger.
|Mother took us the premiere of Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. As a huge Star Wars fan, this was a big day for me. Episode 3 would complete the whole Star Wars saga. It was the most anticipated movie. To be able to see it before everyone else made me feel [[retard|special]]. I really liked the character Anakin Skywalker, and was amazed to see his epic transformation into Darth Vader on the high quality big screen.

Finally having something to brag about, I told everyone at school the next day that I went to the premiere because my mother is [[fucking|friends with]] George Lucas. The problem was that most [[normal people|Eighth Graders]] thought of Star Wars as being a "nerdy" interest, and they didn't really care. I was left frustrated and disappointed by their reaction.|Proof that only fags liked <s>the [[Star Wars]] prequels</s> Star Wars.
|My father gave me a book called [[The Secret]] after I had dinner at his house in February. He said it will help me develop a positive attitude. The book explained the fundamentals of a concept known as the Law of Attraction. I had never heard or read anything quite like this before, and I was intrigued. The theory stated that one’s thoughts were connected to a universal force that can shape the future of reality. Being one who always loved fantasy and magic, and who always wished that such things were real, I was swept up in a temporary wave of enthusiasm over this book. The prospect that I could change my future just by visualizing in my mind the life I wanted filled me with a surge of hope that my life could turn out happy.|Rodger reads "[[The Secret]]" beginning his obsession with trying to win the lottery with his mind.
|By the time I moved in, the jackpot had finally risen over $100 million. This was the moment of truth. I had been waiting all summer for this to happen. Overcome with trepidation, I spent the next week in my new room, meditating and visualizing winning the lottery very soon. I could feel the excitement I would feel once I see the six numbers on my ticket match the numbers that would be drawn. I imagined myself jumping up and down with joy once my victory was confirmed. |Rodger, trying to control reality itself with his amazing brain powers.
|[[9/11|On September 11th]], the drawing for a jackpot worth $120 million commenced. I bought a five dollar ticket and proclaimed that this had to be mine. When I saw that the winner was from California, my heart beat like a drum. This was it. Fate was being decided right at that moment.

I didn’t win. I looked at my ticket over and over again, and then at the winning numbers. No match. It was just like what happened in March, except this was worse because I had built up anticipation for the entire summer. The winner was some guy from Riverside. He took MY money. What a waste. What an injustice. I was so certain that the universe would finally grant me salvation after a life of torture and suffering. I then looked at my small, cramped room and realized that my lonely, depressing life of virginity will continue on mercilessly.

That night, I threw a wild tantrum, screaming and crying for hours on end. I had the whole apartment
to myself, so there was no one there to hear me. I raged at the entire world, thrashing at my bed with my wooden practice sword and slashing at the air with my pocket knife. I even downed an entire bottleof wine, and got so drunk that I spilled my wine all over my laptop, permanently destroying it. I soaked my pillow with tears as I drifted off to sleep in my lonely bed |It did not work.
|Eventually, some partiers climbed up onto the ledge. They were all obnoxious, rowdy boys whom I’ve always despised. A couple of pretty girls came up and talked to them, but not to me. They all started socializing right next to me, and none of the girls paid any attention to me. I rose from my chair and tried to act arrogant and cocky toward them, throwing insults at everyone. They only laughed at me and started insulting me back. That was the last straw, I had taken enough insults that night. A dark, hate-fueled rage overcame my entire being, and I tried to push as many of them as I could from the 10-foot ledge. My main target was the girls. I wanted to punish them for talking to the obnoxious boys instead of me. It was one of the most foolish and rash things I ever did, and I almost risked everything in doing it, but I was so drunk with rage that I didn’t care. I failed to push any of them
from the ledge, and the boys started to push me, which resulted in me being the one to fall onto the
street. When I landed, I felt a snap in my ankle, followed by a stinging pain. I slowly got up and found that I couldn’t even walk. I had to stumble, and stumble I did. I tried to get away from there as fast as I could.

As I stumbled a few yards down Del Playa with my shattered leg, I realized that someone had stolen
my Gucci sunglasses that my mother had given me. I loved those sunglasses, and had to get them back. I vehemently turned around and staggered back towards the party. At that point, I was so drunk that I
forgot where the party was, and ended up walking onto the front yard of the house next to it,
demanding to know who took my sunglasses. The people in this house must have been friends with the
ones I previously fought with, for they greeted me with vicious hostility. They called me names like
“faggot” and “pussy”, typical things those types of scumbags would say. A whole group of the obnoxious brutes came up and dragged me onto their driveway, pushing and hitting me. I wanted to fight and kill them all. I managed to throw one punch toward the main attacker, but that only caused them to beat me even more. I fell to the ground where they started kicking me and punching me in the face. Eventually, some other people from the street broke up the fight. I managed to have the strength to stand up and stagger away.|The final straw before he goes crazy, Rodger tries to murder a bunch of chicks and gets his ass handed to him.
|On the day before the Day of Retribution, I will start the First Phase of my vengeance: Silently killing as many people as I can around Isla Vista by luring them into my apartment through some form of trickery. The first people I would have to kill are my two housemates, to secure the entire apartment for myself as my personal torture and killing chamber. After that, I will start luring people into my apartment, knock them out with a hammer, and slit their throats. I will torture some of the good looking people before I kill them, assuming that the good looking ones had the best sex lives. All of that pleasure they had in life, I will punish by bringing them pain and suffering. I have lived a life of pain and suffering, and it was time to bring that pain to people who actually deserve it. I will cut them, flay them, strip all the skin off their flesh, and pour boiling water all over them while they are still alive, as well as any other form of torture I could possibly think of. When they are dead, I will behead them and keep their heads in a bag, for their heads will play a major role in the final phase. This First Phase will represent my vengeance against all of the men who have had pleasurable sex lives while I’ve had to suffer. Things will be fair once I make them suffer as I did. I will finally even the score.

The Second Phase will take place on the Day of Retribution itself, just before the climactic massacre. The Second Phase will represent my War on Women. I will punish all females for the crime of depriving me of sex. They have starved me of sex for my entire youth, and gave that pleasure to other men. In doing so, they took many years of my life away. I cannot kill every single female on earth, but I can deliver a devastating blow that will shake all of them to the core of their wicked hearts. I will attack the very girls who represent everything I hate in the female gender: The hottest sorority of UCSB. After doing a lot of extensive research within the last year, I found out that the sorority with the most beautiful girls is Alpha Phi Sorority. I know exactly where their house is, and I’ve sat outside it in my car to stalk them many times. Alpha Phi sorority is full of hot, beautiful blonde girls; the kind of girls I’ve always desired but was never able to have because they all look down on me. They are all spoiled, heartless, wicked bitches. They think they are superior to me, and if I ever tried to ask one on a date, they would reject me cruelly. I will sneak into their house at around 9:00 p.m. on the Day of Retribution, just before all of the partying starts, and slaughter every single one of them with my guns and knives. If I have time, I will set their whole house on fire. Then we shall see who the superior one really is!

The Final Phase of the Day of Retribution will be my ultimate showdown in the streets of Isla Vista.
On the morning before, I will drive down to my father’s house to kill my little brother, denying him of the chance to grow up to surpass me, along with my stepmother Soumaya, as she will be in the way. My father will be away on one of his business trips, so thankfully I won’t have to deal with him. If he didn’t go away on that trip, I might even have to postpone the whole plan because of my fear that I might hesitate if I have to kill him. Once I’ve taken care of my brother and stepmother, I will switch over to the Mercedes SUV, and drive it back up to Isla Vista. I will use it as one of my killing machines against my enemies. An SUV will cause a lot more damage than my BMW coupe.

After I have killed all of the sorority girls at the Alpha Phi House, I will quickly get into the SUV before the police arrive, assuming they would arrive within 3 minutes. I will then make my way to Del Playa, splattering as many of my enemies as I can with the SUV, and shooting anyone I don’t splatter. I can only imagine how sweet it will be to ram the SUV into all of those groups of popular young people who I’ve always witnessed walking right in the middle of the road as if they are better than everyone else. When they are writhing in pain, their bodies broken and dying after I splatter them, they will fully realize their crimes.

Once I reach Del Playa Street, I will dump the bag of severed heads I had saved from my previous
victims, proclaiming to everyone how much I’ve made them all suffer. Once they see all of their friend’s heads roll onto the street, everyone will fear me as the powerful god I am. I will then start massacring everyone on Del Playa Street. I will pull up next to a house party and fire bullets at everyone partying on the front yard. I will specifically target the good looking people, and all of the couples. After I have destroyed a house party, I will continue down Del Playa, destroying everything and everyone. When I see the first police car come to their rescue, I will drive away as fast as I can, shooting and ramming anyone in my path until I find a suitable place to finally end my life.

To end my life, I will quickly swallow all of the Xanax and Vicodin pills I have left, along with an ample amount of hard liquor. Immediately after imbibing this mixture, I will shoot myself in the head with two of my handguns simultaneously. If the gunshots don’t kill me, the deadly drug mixture eventually will. I will not suffer being captured and sent to prison.

I must plan this very efficiently. Nothing can go wrong. It needs to be perfect. This is now my sole
purpose on this world. My plans will come to fruition, and I mustn’t let anyone stop me.|The plan
|In fully realizing these truths about the world, I have created the ultimate and [[Nazi|perfect ideology]] of how a fair and pure world would work. In an ideal world, sexuality would not exist. It must be outlawed.
In a world without sex, humanity will be pure and civilized. Men will grow up healthily, without having to worry about such a barbaric act. All men will grow up fair and equal, because no man will be able to experience the pleasures of sex while others are denied it. The human race will evolve to an entirely new level of civilization, completely devoid of all the impurity and degeneracy that exists today.

In order to completely abolish sex, women themselves would have to be abolished. [[Concentration camps|All women must be quarantined]] like the [[Jews|plague]] they are, so that they can be used in a manner that actually benefits a civilized society. In order carry this out, there must exist a new and powerful type of government, under the control of one [[Hitler|divine ruler]], [[USI|such as myself]]. The ruler that establishes this new order would have complete control over every aspect of society, in order to direct it towards a good and pure place. At the disposal of this government, there needs to be a highly trained army of fanatically loyal troops, in order to enforce such revolutionary laws.

The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in [[concentration camps]]. [[Holocaust|At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off.]] I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If I can’t have them, no one will, I’d imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.
A few women would be spared, however, for the sake of reproduction. These women would be kept
and bred in secret labs. There, they will be artificially inseminated with sperm samples in order to
produce offspring. Their depraved nature will slowly be bred out of them in time.
Future generations of men would be oblivious to these remaining women’s existence, and that is for
the best. If a man grows up without knowing of the existence of women, there will be no desire for sex.
Sexuality will completely cease to exist. Love will cease to exist. There will no longer be any imprint of such concepts in the human psyche. It is the only way to purify the world.

In such a pure world, the man’s mind can develop to greater heights than ever before. Future
generations will live their lives free of having to worry about the barbarity of sex and women, which will enable them to expand their intelligence and advance the human race to a state of perfect civilization. It is such a shameful pity that my ideal world cannot be created. I realized long ago that there is no way I could possibly rise to such a level of power in my lifetime, with the way the world is now. Such a thing will never become a reality for me, but it did give me something to fantasize about as I burned with hatred towards all women for rejecting me throughout the years. This whole viewpoint and ideology of abolishing sex stems from being deprived of it all my life. If I cannot have it, I will do everything I can to DESTROY IT. |Rodger's [[National socialism|perfect idiology]].|}}|border=blue|background=beige}}
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*[[Media:Elliot_Manifesto.pdf|Download complete 141 page manifesto here.]] 

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|6|(14 injured)|10|Spray 'n' Pray|18|Grand Theft Auto|18|One of 2014's top stories|20|Beta Uprising leader, trolled feminazis, etc.|72|C-|The Supreme Gentleman}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==[[So Cash]] Copypasta==
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Hey blonde bitches,

My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.

== Feminazis Run Wild ==

Despite the fact that Elliot killed twice as many men as women, swarms of [[Feminist|man-hating]] [[Twatter]] [[SJW|social justice warriors]] decided to make the tragedy all about themselves, via their '''#yesallwomen''' hashtag, consisting of endless blubbering about [[Shit no one cares about|stupid, trivial shit like catcalling]], which is obviously much more important than the people he actually killed. It also consisted of a great deal of [[BAWWWW]] about how teh wimmenz can't walk through East St. Louis at 2am without being afraid, while men would have [[Wut|absolutely nothing to worry about in that scenario]].

As expected, once the menz of the internet got around to fighting back against being called potential [[Rape|rapists]] who are worse than sharks, the Feminazis groaned about being called out on their [[bullshit]] and whined about how teh evil menz were [[Hypocrite|"making it all about them"]]. It also was followed by countless articles [[Lie|claiming]] that Rodger was a [[PUA]] or [[Hitler|MRA]], even though he was actually a member of an anti-PUA site and, unlike the aforementioned groups, actually got out from behind his computer screen to do shit. But by far the worst damage caused by the [[dykes]] was [[fail|failing]] so hard that they actually made [[Glenn Beck]] right about something for the first time in his life.

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== Trivia ==
* Rodger's favourite song is "Walking on Sunshine". He blasted it in his car.<ref>[https://archive.org/details/ElliotRodgers/%5B5-13-14%5D+My+morning+drive+to+school_(720p).mp4 My morning drive to school] - Elliot Rodger</ref> Its lyrics include "I used to think maybe you love me, now I know that it's true." - but for Rodger, it never became so. Katrina Leskanich of course referred to a stereotypical "Chad".

==See Also==


*[[LoveShy|Love Shy]]
*[[Misogyny]]
*[[Luka Magnotta]]
*[[George Sodini]]
*[[Mumkey Jones]] - His biggest fan.
*[[Marjan Siklic]]
*[[Ben Moynihan]] - Another omega male virgin who went batshit by stabbing three women in the same year.
*[[Fedora]]
*[[Friend Zone]]
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - The [[femcel]] sequel.
*[[Nice guys]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Mytinydick.com]]
*[[:Media:Elliot_Manifesto.pdf|Manifesto]]

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{{ibhead|<big>'''DFG'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|9/12/2002 ({{age|2002|9|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, not yet... But faked it and later attempted two times}}
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'''DFG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Versalles''', '''ElDelfin''', '''Rysa''', '''Arkadi''', '''HuxxxPro''', '''Falkenheimer''', '''Bolchegrenadier1945''', '''Sharlemagnanime''', or '''Jose Alejandro Perez''', is a {{age|2002|9|12}}-year old [[Argentina|argentinian]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[Discord|groomer]], [[CP|pederast]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissist]], manipulator, mythomaniac, [[Internet stalking|stalker]], pathological [[liar]], [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]], [[virgin|virgin with rage]], [[Obsession|obsessive]], [[Egomaniac-monster|egomaniac]], [[Assburger|aspie]], [[anorexic]], [[NEET]], [[weaboo]], [[manchild]], [[basement-dweller]], [[faggot]], [[Piss|urophilic]], supposed [[fascism|fascist]], [[nazi]], and [[Incest|incestuous]] son of a [[bitch]].

He is mainly known in various [[Discord]] communities for leading a [[Fail|failed]] server that he calls "'''The Maldawan Empire'''", [[Lol|he non-ironically thinks that his Discord server is an actual empire and that he is its great "emperor" and "dictator" of it]]. To make himself known, he began [[raiding]] other Discord servers in what he called "[[Wat|conquest campaigns]]", he really thinks that "cyber-wars" exist, [[Taking the Internet Seriously|he takes the internet too seriously]].

DFG has been in conflict for many years with another Discord group known as '''Skyoe''', this group [[Pwned|has been exposing and humiliating him numerous times for his crimes such as grooming and pedophilia]], however despite everything that has happened to him, DFG has refused to give up and recently, he tried to make an alliance with various other controversial users (Mainly [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]) with the intent of "[[Trying too hard|destroying their enemies together]]" but their plans ended up on disaster and DFG got humiliated and exposed once again.

By this point, DFG is considered one of the biggest [[lolcow]]s in [[Argentina]].

[[File:Dfgniña1.jpg|750px|center|"If I lose my virginity it will be with a child"]]

==Terrible childhood and personal life==
According to himself, [[Wtf|his uncles raped and sexually abused his mother]], and DFG has demonstrated certain "[[Gross|strange]]" and unusual traits such as his physical appearance, having a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism deformed chin similar to that of the Habsburgs] (Who practiced incest), or the fact that he suffers from [[AIDS|hemophilia]], this has led many to think that DFG himself could be the product of [[incest]].

[[File:Dfghabsburg.png|750px|center|thumb|Do you notice any similarities?]]

However, '''''this is just a dark theory''''', and at the moment it is not 100% confirmed. The fact that his uncle looks quite similar to him in physical appearance, as well as his "cousin", further supports this theory, since in reality his "cousin" would be his sister, and his uncle would be his real father.

DFG suffered his first trauma at the age of 4, when, according to him, [[Rape|he was abused in kindergarten by a teacher]], being urinated on by her, this led him to develop his [[gross]] [[piss|urophilia]] [[fetish]] for the rest of his life.

He was diagnosed with [[autism]] at a young age, and because apparently his parents did not know how to deal with it, the best they could do was keep him locked up in his house, [[Dying alone|DFG lived most of his childhood and the beginning of his teenage years locked up in isolation without socializing and almost no human contact]], [[Virgin|especially female contact]], only going out every now and then to go to the psychiatric hospital. All this treatment worsened his behavior even more, making him develop some type of [[mental illness]] (Possibly [[schizophrenia]]).

[[File:Dfgabusado.png|thumb|left|Not making this up]]

It is also very likely that his parents physically abused him, since he stated that "[[Lolwut|when he was little he was taken by the neck and thrown thirty floors below]]" and that despite that "[[Retard|he continues as if nothing happened]]." This is probably one of the reasons of why his parents are currently divorced.

Although at some point he went to [[school]], because he had a physical assault accident where he "[[Tough guy|hit a teacher with a chair on the head]]" (His own words), since then he had home education where he was only told to do homework without having to go in person.

DFG was also taken out of his house from time to time for family gatherings, although rarely, it was so that on one specific occasion, [[Virgin with rage|due to his lack of contact with women]], that for him the experience of having seen and touched his cousin slightly was so exciting that [[Incest Confessions|according to himself he "fell in love" with her]], yes, with his own cousin.

[[File:1736921116369.png|thumb|center|Taringa post where [[Incest/Brother|DFG claims to have fallen in love with his cousin]].]]

==Beginnings in Discord==
[[File:Dfg15años.png|thumb|DFG admits that his social life only exists on Discord and that it started when he was 15 years old.]]
Finally, DFG at the age of [[Im 12 and what is this|15]], in [[2017]], somehow managed to access the internet, and more specifically, Discord, creating his first account on December 10, 2017.

What does "'''DFG'''" really means? Nothing really, as you will see on your keyboard, those 3 keys are together, [[Unoriginality|this guy had no imagination at all when creating a nickname so he simply closed his eyes and typed at random, leaving that as his name]].

The first Discord server and community where DFG would be known was the community called "'''Un Servidor Cualquiera'''" (Later known as '''Un Servidor Lunatico''', '''Klan 201''' or '''Gonorreas Gang'''), a community that originally belonged to the youtuber '''Un Juan Cualquiera''', famous for his series "[[Countryballs|Countryballs LA]]", this group and its derived servers would be the first where DFG would start making a fool of himself.

<center><big><big>'''One of his interactions with the people from the Server Cualquiera during 2018'''</big></big></center>
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On this server he would also met '''Krakobia''', one of the most important people in his history, they would quickly become "[[friends]]", and according to DFG she would become his "[[Forever Alone|first and best friend]]".

Later, DFG moved on to other communities and ended up shortly after in the mapping community, in this community he would meet a group called '''CHC''' ('''Comunidad Hispana de Countryballs'''), led by 2 users mainly: '''Hino''' or '''Guara''' (At that time named '''ParaguayBall1811''', who was [[Underage|11 years old]] at that time) and another known as '''Lobo''', DFG was inspired by both and wanted to create his own group like them, with their help he created his own server: '''Maldawa'''.

[[File:Maldawa.jpg|thumb|Flag of the "Maldawan Empire".]]

==Rise of the Maldawan Empire==
Finally, DFG was able to have his own group to do what he wanted, getting help from the 2 mentioned above (Guara/Hino and Lobo) to establish Maldawa, a server that he created considering it as a "[[LARP|fascist dictatorship]]" and "[[Empire|empire]]" where DFG was considered the supreme leader and everyone had to do what he asked without questioning it. He also declared himself as the "[[Schizophrenia|emperor of Maldawa]]" and the "[[Idiot|supreme general and commander]]" of the "[[Nope|Maldawan armed forces]]" (Really, he said all of this).

[[File:Dfg maldawa.png|thumb|650px|center|[[LARP]]ing in its pure sense.]]

Different people from other mapper servers, as well as various political and history groups entered the server, becoming the first members of Maldawa, while DFG turned Krakobia (Who at this point had became his "[[No|girlfriend]]") into the "''Empress of Maldawa''".

However, although many users from Maldawa thought that this whole "empire" thing was some kind of [[roleplaying]] made by DFG, they would slowly realize that it wasn't. [[Realistic expectations|DFG actually thought of himself as an "emperor" and he seriously thought that his Discord server was an "empire"]] and that [[British|he had to "expand it" through "conquests"]].

How would he "conquer"? This is where the event known as the "'''''third mapper war'''''" would begin where DFG began to go to other mapper servers ([[Pedo Baiting|Mostly inhabited by children who were no older than 12-13 years old]]) to threaten them by getting their [[IP address]] throught malicious links, telling them that if they did not hand over their servers to him he would [[dox]] them, he would apply this tactic on several servers, taking over 38 mapper servers according to him, carrying out "conquests" for his empire.

[[File:Imagen 2025-01-28 165635634.png|thumb|left|DFG boasting that he "managed 38 servers at the same time".]]

During this "[[Internet drama|war]]", he founded another group known as the '''Organization of United Communities''' ('''OCU''') to try to "unify" the mapper community under his command, however shortly after the other mapper servers which were larger and managed by more capable people ([[Oldfags|Teenagers and adults]] instead of the children that DFG always harassed) [[Humiliation|rejected him and ended up raiding his server]], thereby ruining DFG's plans and ending the "mapper war", causing DFG's first defeat.

[[File:DFGOCU.png|thumb|DFG "conquering" a server for the OCU.]]

These type of activities, such as the raids on other people's servers and the fact that DFG thought that "cyber-wars" really existed ended up scaring away several people like Guara/Hino and Lobo as well as others from Maldawa as the time passed by.

DFG also took advantage of the fact that he now had "[[manchild|power]]" to try to get "revenge" against his old "[[Enemy|enemies]]" from the aforementioned circle "Klan 201", starting a long harassment campaign against them that lasted several months, this conflict was motivated more than anything by personal reasons that come from when DFG first registered on discord and joined Un Juan Cualquiera's server as explained at the beginning of the article, but also because several of those people were from Krakobia's circle, [[Obsession|something that DFG of course could not allow]], although many details of that conflict have been lost over time, it is known that in the end the people from that server "Klan 201" (currently Gonorreas Gang) simply lost interest in the matter despite DFG's insistence on continuing the conflict, [[Lol|DFG even invented fictitious victories against them in his head because they simply got bored of him]].

He also got involved in other raiding and harassment campaigns that made him infamous and well-known in many Discord communities in a bad way, having several groups and users as enemies, allies, and so on, DFG always boasted about things like being a "[[Machiavelli|great manipulator]]" and reading numerous manuals on the same thing (How to manipulate) as well as having an "[[Personal army|army]]" that supported him, [[Internet-IRL Warfare|being able to destroy servers, ruin lives]], things like that, and this lasted in various other conflicts during part of the year [[2019]].

[[File:Guerra maldawana.png|thumb|center|450px|One of his "declarations of war" against another Discord server.]]
==Decline of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:DFGcrazy.png|thumb|DFG claims to "be crazy".]]
[[File:Dfgurofilia.png|thumb|A normal conversation for DFG: Talking about his urophilic fetishes.]]
However, he eventually reached a point where he limited himself to not doing much, and by mid-2019, according to him, [[Boring|his "empire" had fallen into decline]].

At this point, another important event would happen in DFG's history: He was contacted by a user known as "'''Sibersk'''", Sibersk was one of the leaders at the time of a newly founded group known as "'''Shadow Claw'''" (The others would be "'''Gengar'''" and "'''ElZombie'''"), and he contacted DFG to make an alliance for the new group, an alliance to which DFG agreed. '''A fatal mistake that at that time most would have no idea'''.

As an ally of Shadow Claw, [[Nothing Ever Happens|DFG would do nothing important]] other than try to use the group to his advantage to fulfill his own goals, getting Shadow Claw (or '''SC''' for short) into trouble, other than that, DFG would do nothing relevant during his stay in Shadow Claw, he would only dedicate himself to bringing out his [[Sick Fuck|sickest side]], talking from time to time in Shadow Claw about his fetishes, such as his [[disgusting]] fetish with urine (or even [[blood]]), his [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], his "[[Unrealistic expectations|aspirations]]" of wanting to be a supposed [[Hitler|world dictator]] and that he wanted Maldawa to conquer the world and [[Holocaust|kill people]], or his hideous personal experiences such as when his uncles abused his mother (As it was related at the beginning), among other things.

[[File:Dfg con mascara.png|thumb|left|DFG with his loli waifu "[[Tulpa|Maldawa-Chan]]" (He edited this pictured himself).]]

He also liked to talk about things like the fact that he invented his own [[loli]] [[waifu]] called "'''Maldawa-Chan'''" and that [[Tulpas|he did not sleep in order to have hallucinations to be with her]], or that he dreamed of traveling to [[Italy]] (The country where [[fascism]] originated), he also said that he had read the biography of [[Hitler]] and [[Mein Kampf]] so he could be a [[Nazi|national socialist]]. DFG himself claimed to be crazy anyways.

In Shadow Claw, DFG also met '''FiX7''', a female user who was '''''11 years old''''' at the time, [[Pedo|DFG became very interested in her and soon after they "became friends", later they entered into a "relationship"]] ([[Cuckfag|Even though DFG still had his "relationship" with Krakobia at the same time]]), although at first Fix said she was 16 out of shame, she would later admit her true age, turning 12, '''something that DFG knew''', and despite this he still wanted to continue their "relationship" anyway, [[Pedophilia|exchanging intimate photos and videos between themselves, DFG even sent to Fix 2 videos of himself masturbating despite knowing her age, which was not even 13 years old, the minimum age of sexual consent in Argentina (Country where they are both from)]].

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DFG would also ask Fix to make strange drawings, for example a drawing where [[Self-insert|DFG's avatar kisses a little girl]].

[[File:Dfgfixdrawing.png|thumb|The drawing in question.]]

The turning point would come at the end of 2019, specifically in November, when after certain internal and personal conflicts between the leaders of Shadow Claw that had led Sibersk to separate from SC and create his own group called "'''La Turquesa'''", the conflict between the 2 groups finally broke out, [[Gay|DFG quickly sided with Sibersk as they were both friends]], deciding to betray Shadow Claw, although at this time he did not make his betrayal obvious, remaining as a "spy" for Sibersk within Shadow Claw's private groups leaking information, however shortly after in December he would be discovered, sealing his fate forever by officially beginning his conflict with Shadow Claw: '''His worst mistake without doubt'''.

[[File:Dfgsc.png|thumb|left|Unknowingly, he ruined what little good life he had left.]]

It would be here where he began to see himself more and more exposed, especially with what he had done to Fix, [[Doxed|shortly after his personal information began to leak]]. Fix herself decided to stay away from him, however DFG in his [[Mind Fuck|twisted mind]] thought that it was all some kind of "plan" by Shadow Claw and that Fix had been "mindwashed" or something like that and began to harass her for months in order to try to "[[No girls on the Internet|recover her from the clutches of the evil Shadow claw]]" (According to him), in this pathetic way ending the year 2019.

[[File:Dfgfix2.jpg|550px|center|thumb|According to him, this interaction with Fix never happened.]]
==Fall of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:Dfg krakobia.png|thumb|Krakobia abandons DFG for good.]]
[[2020]] started out terribly for DFG as well, as Krakobia, his "empress", also abandoned him, mostly because he, as mentioned before, had been harassing her friends and she no longer wanted to have anything to do with him upon seeing how [[disturbed]] DFG had become. [[Loser|Despite DFG desperately begging her not to abandon him]], she quickly left him for good.

Well that should be how things should be, but obviously DFG did not gave up and [[Creep|began to pursue her for years]], harassing her until the year [[2023]] as it was learned some time later, reaching the point of forcing her to create new accounts just because he discovered her Discord tag.

Regarding the conflict with Shadow Claw, things had not gone well for him either, as DFG was slowly becoming another "[[lolcow]]" of Shadow Claw, turning into a for target of [[memes]] and mockery that became more and more frequent by different people on different servers, especially from ElZombie, one of the leaders of Shadow Claw, while more people with the time gave up on Maldawa and abandoned him, he never managed to respond to his accusations regarding Fix, the only thing DFG did in this period and his only efficient tactic apparently was to [[Reportfag|report accounts of Shadow Claw members, especially those of its administrators, which he sometimes managed to take down]], on one occasion, specifically in January 2020, he managed to take down the server once with massive reports, [[Failure|celebrating this as if it was a super "achievement" and "a great victory"]] despite the fact that Shadow Claw created a new server shortly after and [[Nobody Cares|no one gave importance to this]].

[[File:DFG LOL.mp4|thumb|The reporting dance.]]

Finally in mid-January 2020, Sibersk, the person who started it all, approached Gengar, the main leader of Shadow Claw and they talked, making peace, ending the conflict between Shadow Claw and La Turquesa, [[Nobody likes you|leaving DFG and Maldawa alone in their fight with Shadow Claw]].

In March, DFG and Sibersk would have personal problems between them that led to DFG ending up "declaring war" on La Turquesa (now called '''Horda Turquesa''') and the alliance of both groups being dissolved, during this conflict DFG made an attempt to "conquer" Turquesa by trying to manipulate a friend of Sibersk named '''Kenkinov''' who was an administrator there, however ElZombie (who was also an administrator of Turquesa) started to [[spam]] memes of DFG during the "conquest" attempt and ended up making DFG look ridiculous to the point of making him [[Crybaby|cry]], causing him to [[Butthurt|have an almost psychotic attack and making him flee the server]].

[[File:Dfgcrying.png|thumb|left|DFG during his attempt to conquer La Turquesa.]]

This would be the first conflict between DFG and Sibersk, as shortly after this they would talk privately and supposedly "make peace".

It is worth mentioning that the relationship between these two (Sibersk and DFG), although it was [[Gay|friendship]], DFG always had the interest of taking things "[[Boyfriend|further]]", [[Obvious|making Sibersk very uncomfortable]], especially since DFG's main interest with this was to use Sibersk as a "''replacement for Krakobia''", this would cause even more problems when Sibersk got a partner of his own.

In mid-2020, internal conflicts within the administration of Shadow Claw would cause its collapse and the retirement of Gengar, leading to the emergence shortly after of a new "successor": "'''Purple Heaven'''", which was very similar, having a large part of the former members of Shadow Claw and the old administration.

DFG, for unknown reasons, probably out of resentment, shortly after (A few weeks) the creation of this new group, would begin to make plans to "eradicate" it, from here he would begin for the rest of the year to manipulate other people to do his dirty work so that they "destroy" Purple Heaven (or '''PH''') for him: First he would try to use a [[kid]] named '''Asdro''' who would be [[hacked]] and humiliated shortly after, then a [[Youtube|youtuber]] named '''Necromante2019''' and his group named "'''Ejercito Pensante'''", then a user named '''Daiki''' (Who ended up betraying him) and finally he would meet his ultimate [[slave]]: A user from [[Banana|Honduras]] named '''ForceCR''', another [[fag]] who just like him since the end of 2019 had been a "lolcow" of Shadow Claw and Purple Heaven and therefore was the perfect servant for DFG.

[[File:Dfgforce.png|thumb|Master and pet: DFG and ForceCR.]]

Obviously he never was able to do anything to Purple Heaven and all of his plans ended in failure, one of the people who stood out the most during these times of humiliations to DFG was the first leader of Purple Heaven (He retired shortly after) called '''Puruan TRP''', who in numerous ways ridiculed and humiliated him to the point of getting DFG [[blocked]] from the entire mapper community in that year 2020 and [[Delete Fucking Everything|making DFG delete numerous channels and remove several members from his server en masse]] out of pure [[paranoia]], condemning Maldawa from that point to exist as a ghost server with pure inactivity and very few members until its final elimination in [[2022]].

[[File:PicsArt 08-17-10.34.15.jpg|thumb|450px|center|DFG vs Purple Heaven.]]

In [[2021]], DFG had not progressed at all and his "empire" was still completely [[dead]] and almost forgotten by this time.

<center><big><big>'''2021 Fail Squad'''</big></big></center>
[[File:Parody of DFG and friends.mp4|center|350px]]

DFG would do his most atrocious act in this period, at the beginning of the year, he was still obsessed with Fix, and in his sick mind, he thought that she had "betrayed" him, '''so [[Revenge porn|he decided to leak, without any remorse, intimate photos and videos of Fix]] (And a reminder that by the time DFG did this, first of all he was already 18, and second, Fix [[CP|was barely 12 when she took all these photos and videos]])'''.

These photos and videos went circulating several discord servers, Fix retired shortly after this.

Halfway through the year, after personal events between Sibersk and DFG, another conflict would begin between the two again, this time Sibersk decided create "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dyPgEqT3yrN5R_cGm-KlfTI6M6g_o2b1zDVyDQh3blQ/edit?tab=t.0 El Cactus]", a blog that exposed DFG for all his crimes and questionable acts such as [[grooming]] (Including his attempt of grooming a '''10-year-old girl'''), also in this blog Sibersk recounts his personal experience with him since he met him in detail.

[[File:Dfg10yearsold.jpg|650px|center|thumb|DFG says that he liked a 10-year-old girl.]]

The creation of "El Cactus" would be the definitive breaking point in the relationship between DFG and Sibersk, [[Rekt|evidently DFG was never able to respond or refute anything written in that blog]].

During this time, DFG would have conflicts with other users such as one called "'''Kurau'''", an ex-friend of ElZombie, who created a server called "'''NexoFuna a DFG'''" putting memes, screenshots and other things from DFG, preserving them over time.

In this new conflict DFG was helped by a literal [[Child|11-year-old mapper]] named '''zProvincias''' who had a server called "'''Dark Farast'''" that was supposedly "[[Stupid|successor to Maldawa]]" as they also pretended to be an "empire" on Discord, another of his allies was a user named '''Meddiout''' (also known as '''Mitzumekozo''') who [[Pedophilia apologia|defended him from his pedophilia accusations]], in the end DFG said that he "[[Gay kiss|fell in love" with Meddiout]].

[[Lulz|Meddiout would end up getting doxed by Sibersk throught the mobile game Clash Royale]].

[[File:Dfgmeddiout.png|thumb|'''[[GAY]]'''.]]

[[File:4Cj2ioF.jpg|thumb|left|"DFG X Twi".]]

Also during this year a famous incident happened when DFG was [[Catfish|catfished]] by someone called "'''Twi'''", leaking extremely disgusting and humiliating photos of DFG: In one he wrote "''DFG X Twi''" on his arm, in other ones he was seen [[YandereDev|drinking his own semen]], [[Self-injury|he also self-harmed his chest]] and sent nude photos of himself.

[[File:DFGcum.png|thumb|350px|center|DFG tasting his own cum.]]

=="Silent Era" and another conflict with Skyoe==
[[File:Dfgaccounthacked.png|thumb|DFG's ANSES account gets hacked.]]
Entering the year 2022, DFG [[Coward|went into a lower profile]], at this point being known on most of the servers he's been on as a pedophile and a lolcow, but he wouldn't do something really important during this year.

At the end of this year, an incident occurred with "'''Skyoe'''" (At this point, Purple Heaven no longer existed, but there were other successor servers of the same group, which will be simply called "Skyoe") which led to DFG's family [[Doxbin|finally being doxed, obtaining information of even his grandparents]], and even getting DFG's ID photo and hacking into his ANSES accounts.

His parents were contacted, his mother was told about his pedophilia and his various questionable acts on the internet, she would say that [[Grounding videos|she hit DFG]] and that according to her "[[Wut|he would go down on his pedophilia]]", [[Nothing of value was lost|DFG was forced to delete Maldawa permanently, by then a completely dead server and devoted of any activity, he also deleted his first Discord account that he had since 2017]], despite what happened, he shortly after created a new Discord account and then continued as if nothing had happened.

Despite the elimination of Maldawa, [[Delusional|even to this day DFG still thinks that his "empire" still exists]].

==Travel to Spain and more humiliations==
[[File:Dfg chad.png|thumb|left|DFG or Versalles, circa 2023.]]
By [[2023]], despite the fact that DFG was already a [[Suicide|20-year-old adult]], he would have no purpose in life other than to continue on the internet, without studying at any university ([[NEET|Living supported by his mother and paid by the government for his mental disabilities]]) and having no interest in looking for any kind of job, so he created a new account called "'''Rysa'''" to "go unnoticed" [[Tranny|where he pretended to be a woman]].

He got involved in a new community dedicated to [[Paradox Interactive|war and strategy games]], especially the YouTube channel server "'''Mayorcetegaming'''" (Channel dedicated to this type of games), where he began calling himself "'''Versalles'''", [[Deadname|a name that he would start using in order to try to distance himself from the bad reputation that he has in his best-known name "DFG"]], in the community of Mayorcete he met a user that we will call “'''M'''” , who at an undetermined point became his partner.

DFG also had the chance to met again his old friend from 2018 Guara/Hino, although Guara was very disgusted when he saw the monster and abomination that DFG had become, during one of their conversations Guara had claimed that it was thanks to him that "Maldawa was created" (Which is, in part, true), this comment by Guara affected DFG greatly, [[Crazy|DFG began to believe that Guara wanted to "steal" or "take credit" for what seemed to be his greatest and only achievement in his life which was Maldawa]], since then starting an animosity from DFG to Guara that even after a whole year he would still have, it would get much worse when DFG would discover that Guara was involved with Skyoe, his "greatest enemies".

For years, even since 2019, DFG always liked to fantasize about wanting to travel to [[Spain]], and that's how in mid-2023, DFG spoke to Gengar (Ex-leader of Shadow Claw, who had recently returned to Discord) telling him that he wanted to go live in Spain and that "Gengar would help him find accommodation" (Since Gengar was Spanish).

[[File:DFGspain.png|thumb|Where all of his trouble began...]]

Gengar, not taking him seriously, agreed and DFG [[Stupid|without thinking it twice]], with only a suitcase, some [[money]] stolen from his parents and a "[[Communist|general]]" hat took the flight from Buenos Aires to Madrid.

As soon as he arrived, Gengar went to look for him with a [[IRL]] friend of his, finding him shortly after, what Gengar would emphasize the most would be the smell of DFG which would be [[Chernobyl|extremely disgusting and horrible]] according to him.

Shortly after, they got on a bus and arrived at a forest, after this [[Pwned|Gengar and his friend would assault DFG in the forest, robbing him and leaving him homeless and abandoned in the middle of nowhere]], all of this was recorded in different videos.

[[File:DFG trying to escape from Argentina.mp4|center|450px]]

Apparently, despite the fact that they stole money from him, what DFG would give the most importance to would be his "general" hat that he carried with him, [[Tard rage|becoming furious]].

DFG had a hidden purpose in traveling to Spain, which was to see "M" in person, since "M" is Spanish, even trying to assist DFG during his trip, so once he was left [[homeless]], the first thing he did when wandering the streets of Madrid and its surrounding towns was to go to her house to try to get her to give him lodging, [[Invasion|trying to get inside almost illegally]], something that obviously the girl's parents did not allow, after that they saw each other for the last time in a nearby park and from there they would not know more about each other for a while.

Nobody knows how he managed to survive in Spain but it is known that he slept on the streets, a few weeks after the assault incident, he contacted Gengar to agree when to see each other again so that he would "return his hat", the day came and: In the town of Colmenar Viejo, Madrid, DFG carried a [[Edgy|knife]] with which [[Murder|he tried to stab Gengar]], failing to do that, [[Wtf|he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees]], [[Retard|screaming for Gengar to be arrested]], causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.

[[File:In prison.mp4|thumb|DFG in prison.]]

Once arrested, according to Gengar's account, DFG began to cry, Gengar was released shortly after, being taken home by the same police, while DFG had his papers checked and the police noticed irregularities. It is not known how long DFG was imprisoned, [[Epic Fail|although in the end he was deported back to Argentina]].

[[File:Reference to the incidents that DFG made.png|center|450px|thumb|Memes about the Spain incident.]]

In the virtual world, DFG didn't learn anything and continued to be the same horrible guy as always in the "Mayorcetegaming" community, [[Drama|causing more and more controversy that would finally explode the following year]].
==Current times==
[[File:Dfgm.png|thumb|"M" talks about how DFG was with her during their relationship.]]
At the beggining of [[2024]], finally everyone on the Mayorcetegaming server would grew sick of DFG, [[Abusive|after it was revealed that his relationship with "M" was toxic and abusive, just like his previous relationships with Fix and Krakobia were]], DFG was confronted on a public server, they would also decide to dig into his past, quickly uncovering his accusations of pedophilia and his dox.

News of this quickly reached Skyoe, various members of Skyoe were invited to the server, [[Coward|causing DFG to flee]] and finally making him break off his relationship with "M", with her declaring that she wants nothing to do with him.

After this, DFG (or "Versalles") got [[Pwned|permanently banned from the Mayorcetegaming community and all groups related to it]].

[[File:DFGmayorcete.png|thumb|left|DFG gets banned from Mayorcete.]]

What many would not know is that DFG since the middle of 2023, after what happened with both Guara and Gengar, had been devising a "'''''master plan'''''" against Skyoe, to do this [[No Life|he spent much of 2023, all of 2024 and early 2025 collecting all the information he could on members of Skyoe and Guara]], [[Defamation|however most of the information is false]], much of the information that DFG collected is also irrelevant such as captures from 2020 that are mostly random comments without major importance.

While DFG was putting together his big plan, he became obsessed with another minor known as "'''Riri'''" or "'''Naides'''" aged 13, [[Chris Hansen|even though he was 21-22 years old at the time]]. Although he denies being a pedophile, he sees it as perfectly normal to talk to and "be friends" with a minor of this age, manipulating her with his strange ideas. One day, after certain events occurred, DFG became upset with the girl and [[Death threat|began to threaten her with her personal information, even sending messages to her parents, he began to threaten and extort her in such abrupt ways even telling her to delete her Discord account]].

[[File:DFG THE KILLER.jpg|thumb|Just look at his hand...]]

[[File:Dfgriri.jpg|450px|center|thumb|DFG threatening a 13 year old girl with her personal information.]]

To achieve his "grand plan", he made [[Autistic Legion of Doom|an alliance]] with various others questionable users just like him, mainly Guara's enemies like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] and '''Corbata Roja''', other of his allies were '''Warren''', '''Kaede''' and '''Bhalmajor''', all of DFG allies are well-known for [[Truth|being stalkers, doxers and groomers]].

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|550px|center|DFG and his friends.]]

In December 2024, DFG created a "secret Discord server" where he put the "[[Fake|evidence]]" he supposedly "collected" from Guara and Skyoe, but DFG did not take on to account the fact that all this time he had spies in his groups and everything got leaked during the first days of [[2025]], [[Lol|causing his brutal exposure and humiliation once again, as well of his allies]]. [[Faggot|This also made Jerry ran away from the server as soon as they got discovered]].

[[File:JerryMexican.mp4|thumb|DFG's "secret Discord server".]]

After this, DFG had a mental breakdown when he realized that his "ultimate plan" that lasted more than a year got ruined and he began spamming on [[Twitter]] a picture of a supposed "[[lawsuit]]" that he made to Skyoe using false accusations.

Later, seeing that everyone abandoned him, he had no choice but to betray Jerry and Corbata Roja, for supposedly being "cowards" [[Hipocrite|despite the fact that he himself is a coward]].

<center><big><big>'''And the story continues to this day...'''</big></big></center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|EPIC FAIL|0|Couldn't even push Gengar because of his physical weakness|0|What was he thinking?|1|Caused a slight public scandal that led to both of them being arrested| -∞|Proved that the supposed most "edgy" people from the internet can't do shit when confronted IRL|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Worst stabber ever}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:Guardia Civil.png|150px]]|Guardia Civil}}

==Friends of DFG==
===ForceCR / Leib===
[[File:Imagen 2025-05-21 204656345.png|thumb|190px|left|ForceCR.]]
'''ForceCR''' [[AKA|also known as]] '''Leib''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kevin Jimmy Salgado''') is a [[retard]] who originally was a member of Skyoe (Shadow Claw at that time), after getting humiliated too many times on the serverand rejected by everyone because he liked to [[LARP]] of being a <s>scriptkiddie</s> "[[hacker]]", he switched sides and became the [[Slavery|loyal servant of DFG]], a role he has keep for 5 years by now. He is also known for being a a simp of [[E-girls and e-boys|Konex Entertainment]] (Friend of [[Peluchin Entertainment]]) and he likes to justify himself by saying that he has [[Assburgers]]. At last he is a poor [[nigger]] from the irrelevant country of [[Monkey|Honduras]].
===Mi Vida Bajo El Puente / El Jerry Reviewer===
[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Just go to read his article and shut the fuck up.]]
===FMO (Ircam, Bhalmajor, Warren, Kaede)===
[[File:Fmodfgh.png|thumb|190px|DFG on a voice chat with his pedo friends.]]
A cliqué of Discord pedophiles and manchildren obsessed with [[Ken L Wright]]. [[Hypocrisy|They defended DFG but at the same time accused others of being groomers or pedophiles]].
===zProvincias===
A [[13-year-old boy]] who was groomed by DFG and formed a "[[Fail|h4x0r]]" group known as '''Dark Farast''' which copies Maldawa but generally nobody cares about. DFG claims that he's his "successor" [[Soyjak.party|or something]].
===Rama 3210===
[[File:Ramapedo.png|thumb|190px|left|Ramiro admitting to being a pedophile.]]
'''Rama 3210''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ramiro Valentin Retolaza''') is another argentinian pedophile who got [[catfish|catfished]] 3 times in a row and masturbated on videocam while DFG was recording. DFG, despite knowing that he's a pedophile who sent his nudes to a 13-year old girl while he was 19, continued talking to him, it is even rumored that DFG groomed Rama when he was still a minor but this is unconfirmed. DFG likes to accuse his enemies of being pedophiles without proof while at the same time he talks to one.
==FanArts and Memes==
{{Collapsegallery|Maldawan Gallery|Maldawan|center|<gallery>
File:DFG THE FACE.png|[[Incel]] vs [[chad]].
File:SHITTY FICTION COUNTRY.jpg|
File:DFGPosting.png|The Maldawan Gang.
File:PHposteo.png|Fucking autistic.
File:DFG DEAD.png|DFG and his dead friends.
File:Dfg necrotemante soy.png|DFG and [[DrossRotzank#Necrotemantegets rekt|Necrotemante]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DFG x Valdrox.png|[[Cristali|What does this shit remind me of?]]
File:DFG Rule34.png|[[Rule 34]].
File:DFG HTF.png|[[Happy Tree Friends]] Version.
File:XDDDDDDD.png|Together with [[Peluchin Entertainment]].
File:DFG soy.png|
File:Dfgsoyjak3.png|His friendship with Jerry
File:Dfgsoyjak2.png|Did you know that DFG doesn't like [[Soyjak.party|soyjaks]]?
File:DFG y hugo son similares.png|Wanted to stab someone and it went wrong and this is much worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].
File:El Maldawano DFG con almohada con agujero.png|The Argentinian Edition of [[MadThad0890]].
File:Dfgchrishansen.png|DFG encountering [[Chris Hansen]].
File:Pedophiledfg.png|Pedophile caught in HD. Look at the shape of his head Lmao.
File:Dfgmentalredartadioncertificate.png|Mental retardation certificate.
File:Inspecciondepenes.png|
File:DFG Lanza.png|[[Adam Lanza]] with DFG cosplay
File:Dfg krakobia simp.png|BTFO.
File:Dfg not a pedo.png|Definitely not a pedo at all.
File:Dfg jerry rtx off on.png|The meme became real.
</gallery>}}

==Videos about him==
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==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@dfg7418|DFG 741}}
*{{twitter|Versalles_741}}
*{{discord|user|fiat_iustitia_et_pereat_mundus}}

==See Also==
[[File:DFG en su cuarto.png|thumb|DFG in his bedroom.]]
*[[Argentina]]
*[[Spain]]
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Formerly his ally
*[[Doomentio]] - Similar to him, however DFG is much, much worse
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Another very disturbing hispanic horrorcow
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and ElZombie, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Chris-chan]] - Similar people
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Polandball]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[CP]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[High Score]] - That time when DFG tried to stab and murder someone in Spain but failed.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Another autistic who also wanted to stab someone but it went wrong, DFG did much worse than him.
*[[Soyjaks]] - His greatest hatred, for some reason.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - DFG if he was a woman

==External Links==
*{{kf|nahuel-scoccia-fernandez-dfg-versalles-eldelfin-rysa-arkadi.209587/|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez / DFG / Versalles / ElDelfin / Rysa / Arkadi}} (In [[spanish]])
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/tb45gtnsovx1j16/El_Cactus__DFG_el_Ped%25C3%25B3filo%252C_Narcisista%252C_Manipulador%252C_Mit%25C3%25B3mano%252C_Acosador%252C_Mentiroso%252C_Egolatra%252C_Pederasta_y_Victimista_%2528DFG%2527s_Bible_o_Sacro_Testamento_Maldawano%2529.pdf/file El Cactus]
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|Qnvyk}}
*[https://gononeas-gang.fandom.com/es/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Gonorreas Gang wiki] {{archive|lM3ZM}}
[[File:Dfg death .png|970px|center|6 fucking years getting rekt by Skyoe.]]
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File:Dfg jerry rtx off on.png

2025-09-13T05:19:59Z

Nanachus:

lol

Charlie Kirk

2025-09-13T04:16:16Z

Nanachus:

{{Conspiracy}}
{{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}
{{withjews|you lose (your life)}}
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;
|I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself
|Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot}}
[[File:CharlieKirk-keepSuckin.png|300px|right|thumb|give me head 'til i'm dead]]
Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of [[Germany]]'s far-right [[AfD]] party, '''Charles James Kirk''' of Turning Point USA, a [[conservative]] political commentator and [[Israel|MIGA]] shill with the most [[boring|moderate and mainstream]] opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, [[2025]], where he died under a banner that read "[[irony|prove me wrong]]" immediately after talking about gun violence. He was friends with [[Trump]] and [[Israel]], [[Sarcasm|two entities that can be trusted to treat their friends nicely]].

Chances are he was killed by Israel, if this guy has anything to say about it:
[[File:CharlieKirk-betrayal.jpg|400px|center|thumb|uh oh goy figured it out]]

It is highly likely that Charlie is currently on [[hell]] [[Orgy|befriending]] people such as [[Burntfishie|Charlotte Fosgate]] or [[George Floyd]].

==Videos==
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|[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|640px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see
|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]jk here it really is
|[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|640px|center]]another angle cuz why not
|[[File:CharlieKirkFortnite.mp4|640px|center]]Fortnite
|[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|640px|center]]The shooter's mom's entire Facebook
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==Tyler Robinson==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tyler Robinson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Utah|Deseret]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Tyler Robinson''' is the man at large for this crime. His political affiliation is currently unknown and [[Republican|Conservatards]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] are bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons.

The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family.

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[[File:Knot shot.png|thumb|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.|left]]
Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:

* *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]
* Hey fascists! Catch! [[cheat code|↑→↓↓↓]]
* O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
* If you read this, you are gay lmao

[[Lolwut|With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck]].

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|<youtube>CTC0tjrA78c</youtube>'''Former classmate describes him as a "[[Reddit]] kid".
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===Graded Score===
[[file:Uwu_shotgun.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will use this gun.]]
{{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|15|Almost got away with it too... -5 points for the forced memes though.|76|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}

{{WantedLevel|4}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> 
File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good
File:CharlieKirk-cool.png
File:CharlieKirk-morowind.jpg|Reload save file
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along
File:CharlieKirk-youDontLikeIsrael.jpg|cirtified [[Cockmongler]].
File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png
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File:CharlieKirk-friends4eva.png|Mommy says you're safe now, In a beautiful place called Heaven
File:CharlieKirk-bidenOutlivedHim.png
File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png
File:CharlieKirk-bigHead.jpg
File:CharlieKirk-inIsrael.jpg|[[irony|He kissed the wall so that the Jew would not face him against it.]]
File:Kirkjak.jpg
File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What the [[twink|shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger
File:PragerU Kirk meme.jpg
File:Charlie_Kirk_face_shrinkage.png
File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg
File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.
File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png|
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==Charlie Kirk jokes==
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;
|It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|
|Did you hear about Charlie Kirk? He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|
|What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions.|
|If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University, Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|
|Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS? He always finds the far right.|
|The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes… …is that the jokes can get old.|
|Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|
|Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode.. …before going into a PVP zone.|
|I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released, Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|
|Turn and Point USA.|
|They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk. The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|
|“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk. “F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|
|If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|
|Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist. But in the end, he leaned a little left.|
}}

==See Also==
*[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]
*[[Steven Crowder|Steven "Change My Mind" Crowder]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}
*{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}
*{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}
*{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}
*{{twitter|charliekirk11}}
*{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}
*{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}

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2025-09-13T04:15:00Z

Nanachus:

lol

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2025-09-13T04:13:57Z

Nanachus:

lol

Payton Gendron

2025-09-11T19:32:42Z

Nanachus:

{{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually considering giving him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Payton Gendron'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2003 ({{age|2003|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Honkey American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[White supremacy|Ethnonationalism]] [[Roblox]] Groomed by [[furries]] on [[Discord|Glowcord]]}}
{{Ibend}}

A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron'''{{Nazi}}{{Zoophile}}, alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s supermarket rampage at the very least. Not that it was very difficult in the first place.

So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.

The in-house [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Snopes|fact checking task force]] has certified that [[Truth|all information in this article is 100% accurate]].

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==Early Life==
[[File:Le epic redditor.png|thumb|right|Mfw Reddit gold]]
Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to a [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hacker known as]] [[4chan]] and related [[Discord|Pisscord]] channels where he was groomed by [[FBI|glowniggers]] into carrying out a [[lazy|low effort]] shooting <s>to further their anti-gun agenda</s> BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND [[topkek|TOPKEK]] 100!! [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] himself taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[white supremacy]]. Being [[autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]]. Little did anyone know, [[Pixyteri|he had only just begun to <s>shine</s> glow]]!

[[File:gendron and pepe.png|thumb|Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!]]

==The Manifesto==
<youtube>LeconSHgw2o</youtube>
🌟{{glow|Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!}}🌟
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[[File:gendron manifesto quote.png|center|500px]]

Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an [[8chan]] [[China|bootleg]] [[It's a Kirby, Retard|website called 4chan]] before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or [[k/|/k/]] talking points). He also just [[Copyright Infringement|copy and pasted]] Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of [[Kekistan|Kekistani]] "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - [[pwn]]ed some [[spics]] at the local [[Walmart]] in [[Texas|Little Mexico]]
*[[John Earnest]] - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one [[GILF|old bitch]] then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - 22 year old [[Norway|Fjord nigger]] that got tackled by an [[oldfag]] [[Pakistan|Paki]] trying to emulate his hero Brenton Tarrant. Not only did he fail to frag anyone but his sister, but he couldn't figure out how to stream it so we will never see his ass getting beat down by some old guy. Philip managed to [[fail]] so spectacularly that paradoxically his combined failings became an epic [[win]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Luca_Traini|Luca Traini]] - [[Nazi]] [[Italy|pastafag]] that popped a cap in 6 [[nigra]]'s asses. <s>Probably relevant in Italy or something</s>. Not really, any mass shooting in Italy lasts 6 minutes on the news (that's if there are). Like [[John Earnest]], he's a failure and only wounded 6 people. Payton's really fucked up!
*[[Anders Breivik]] - [[Norwegian]] [[World of Warcraft]] fanatic and [[Role-playing|knight templar]] who holds the all time [[FPS]] high score. Sir Anders gave Oslo the [[Timothy McVeigh]] special then infiltrated an island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the [[Unabomber]].
*[[Dylann Roof]] - [[Autistic]] [[NEET]] who shot up a church in the [[Nigger|Dindu American]] part of town wielding a .45 [[Glock]] and the legendary assault bowl cut. The [[pigs]] were so impressed, they bought him some [[tendies]] from [[McDonalds]] to celebrate his success.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - [[Swede]] who ran amok at his [[high school]], slicing up any kebabs who got in his way. Anton RPd as his favorite [[Star Wars]] character Darth Vader to celebrate [[Halloween]] early.
*[[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osbourne]] - [[Welsh|Sheepfucker]] who played [[GTA]] IRL in front of a mosque

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File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|[[:media:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|Yeah]] (Click link to read)
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==Attack on Tops Market==
{{Notice|{{WPD|h/shooting/post/22653/buffalo-mass-shooting-full-livestream-video|Watch it here}}}}
[[File:gendron furry.png|thumb|A little furry fap material for the road, as in [[Forced Meme|Martha was an average dog.]]]]
With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced [[Nu-male|murder porn junkies]] with some raw footage of himself playing [[DOOM]] [[IRL]]. The problem is HE CHOSE [[Twitch|TWITCH]] LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. The reason he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of [[Facebook]] Live is because it requires an account to view livestreams, and Payton thought Twitch would work for him like how it did for [[Balliet]]'s uninterrupted 35-minute stream. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a [[headshot]] (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the [[gringo]] cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at [[Salvador Ramos|Uvalde]]) so the [[party van]] arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades.
[[File:Holdurfire.jpg|thumb|right|SORRY!]]
[[File:Buffalo shooter.mp4|550px|center]]

== Loadout ==
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*'''Primary''': Bushmaster XM-15
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*Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going [[postal]]. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. Used by loli killer [[Adam Lanza]]. '''25~30 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Savage Arms Axis XP
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*Poorfag duur-hunnin' gun [[Fail|HE DIDN'T FUCKING USE.]] Scribbled on it as well. '''30~60 Damage.
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*'''Tertiary''': Mossberg 500
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*The same weapon [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom]] used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. '''50~125 Damage.
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*'''Perk 1''': Meme Warfare
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*This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ [[newfag]] indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and dubiously sourced black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. '''(+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)'''
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''
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*'''Perk 3''': Tarrant Disciple
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*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
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*'''Spell''': Orison to Pepe
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*Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. '''(+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)'''
|}

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|10|(3 injured) - Not bad but not great either|17|Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds|15|Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but [[Brenton Tarrant]] did it better|10|Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed [[Tucker Carlson]] but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a [[boring|cool, exciting, and original]] [[Uvalde|school shooting]] that only occurs once a week|20|Busted a cap in a security guard's ass|72|C|Accelerate!}}
{{Wanted|3}}

==In Conclusion...==
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==Gallery==
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Image:GendronBusted.png
Image:newyork mask mandate.png|if only he was penta-vaccinated
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File:8chan knock off.png|Old media demonstrates its superior research skills once again
File:Won'tdoshit.jpg
Image:topsshooting2022gun1.png|mag size to match the penis size
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File:Neverforgetneverforgive.jpg
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File:WUSS POPPIN JIMBO.png|WUSS POPPIN JIM🅱️O
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File:SaintGendron.png
File:Eyelets.jpg
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File:Seeyouinvalhalla.jpg
File:Bandicam_2022-05-19_21-54-04-732.jpg|Leaked screenshot of an unseen clip from the gameplay footage
File:Thewayforward.png
File:Payton_crying.jpg|MFW I learn that I'm going to get gangraped in prison 24/7
File:TopsShootingMinecraft.png|I'm going to shoot up a supermarket, in [[Minecraft]]
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==Accounts==
*<s>{{twitch|jimboboiii}}</s> - [[Twitch]] account, where the fgt livestreamed the shooting. Now '''[[B&]]''' for their faggotry.
*<s>{{steam|76561198254601404|Jimboboiii}}</s> - [[Steam]] account ('''[[BALEETED]]!!!''' {{archive|IV8bO|Archive}} + {{archive|sRIYX|inventory}} + {{archive|UrRSf|reviews}} + {{archive|JhjOY|friends}})
*<s>{{reddituser|Jimbo-boiii}}</s> - [[Reddit]] account ('''SUSPENDED.''' {{archive|jPEBA|See the luser's posts}})

[[File:Kill the Walmart employees .gif|center]]

==See Also==
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - [[Canuck]] predecessor to Al-noor
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - [[Mudslime]] who [[Remove Kebab|removed kebab]] from [[Germany|Deutschland]] ([[an hero|including himself]])
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - [[r9gay]] user who kickstarted the [[Beta Uprising]] in [[2015]]
*[[Connor Betts]] - Libtard counterpart of Patrick Crusius swept under the rug by the [[old media]]
*[[Frank James]] - [[Nigra]] with rage that [[How Do I Shot Web?|tried to shoot wypipo]] on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
*[[Frenschan]] - A former Neo-fascist imageboard Gendy is rumored to have associated with
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after [[pools closed|removing some scumbags from the genepool]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram [[Faggot|homosexual]] behavior
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Payton Gendron: 2023 Edition
*[[Wade Michael Page]] - Guy in a [[Heavy Metal|metal band]] who fragged some [[Sikhism|towelheads]]

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|2022_Buffalo_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{edf|thread|brenton-tarrant-wannabe-shoots-up-tops-markets-in-buffalo-new-york.3541|Brenton Tarrant wannabe shoots up Tops Markets in Buffalo, New York}}
*{{kf|mass-shooting-streamed-on-twitch-payton-gendron-jimboboiii.119000|Mass shooting streamed on Twitch - Payton Gendron/jimboboiii}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf Discord diary part 1] {{Wayback|https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf|20220517135351}}
*[https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf Discord diary part 2] {{Wayback|https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf|20231109014400}}

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Brenton Tarrant

2025-09-11T19:29:09Z

Nanachus: /* Brenton Was /ourguy/ */

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{{spoilers|[[Brenton_Tarrant#Brenton_Was_/ourguy/|Brenton Tarrant was a Dramatica user]]}}
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{{ib|[[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Saint Tarrant'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 27, [[1990s|1990]] ({{age|1990|10|27}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Australia|Ausfailian]]  [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Gym trainer, [[Remove Kebab|kebab removalist]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 51, injured 89 (40 by Tarrant)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|12px|link=]] (Oceania: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[CSGO|Counterterrorism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be [[shit]] and lackluster, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!! ([[Suzano School Shooting|+2 others!]]) '''Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant'''{{nazi}}, a.k.a. the '''Kiwi Kebab Killer''', is a heroic [[IRL]] JC Denton [[Aussie]] [[troll]] who took it upon himself to remove the [[Islam|Mooslem]] filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all [[experts]] agreed that [[New Zealand]] was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to [[8chan]] and [[4chan]]; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi [[PewDiePie]] and Norwegian [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] aficionado [[Anders Behring Breivik]] as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of [[lulz]] and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy [[Jews|(((CNN)))]].

Like every other [[white devil]] before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as [[Mossad|ISIS]] by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps [[Dumbass|counterintuitively]], he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of '''king of the white pplz''' (though the title has already been claimed by [[Breivheart]]). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic [[The Fourteen Words|white nationalist slogans]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|names of some dead European cunts]], and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
{{Quote|'''Remember lads, subscribe to [[PewDiePie]].'''|Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.}}
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==His Manifesto==
[[File:Tarrant house sale 1.png|thumb|Pic Brenton took when selling off his house.]]
[[File:Tarrant house sale 2.png|thumb|Holy shit! You can see the manifesto right on his PC!]]
[[File:Brenton Gf.jpg|thumb|Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant 2006.jpg|thumb|Tarrant with his feral ghoul father.]]

{{center|{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: lightsteelblue; width: 600px; min-height: 225px;|font-weight: bold;
|As I sat there in the parking lot, in my rental car, I watched a stream of the invaders walk through the shopping centre’s front doors.

...

I had seen enough, and in anger, drove out of the town

...

I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car.|Brenton, crying like a bitch because he saw a bunch of niggers.
|We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic,nihilistic individualism. But it will '''take take''' some time.|A guy who doesn't know how typing or punctuation works is going to save the west.
|The United States is in turmoil, more so that at any other time in history.|What is "The Civil War"?
|Replacement|50 matches found, ''Ctrl+f.''
|Yes, the person that has influenced me above all was [[Candace Owens]].|[[Trololo]].
|Spyro the dragon 3 taught me ethno-nationalism. Fortnite trained me to be a killer and to floss on the corpses of my enemies.|Aw, it wasn't [[Marilyn Manson]] this time around?
|}}|border=firebrick|background=lightsteelblue}}|}}

Combine [[Dylann Storm Roof]]'s and [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s incoherent ramblings about race, [[Elliot Rodger]]'s emotional overreactions to seeing people he dislikes, a healthy helping of the [[Unabomber]]'s neo-Luddism, and a generous amount of [[Charles Manson]]'s delusions of starting a race war (though this is true for nearly every mass shooter who thinks they'll start a revolution), and you will get Tarrant's gay fucking manifesto, but with [[over 9000]]% more memes.

In his typo-laden 80-page manifesto filled with old memes and faggish poetry (some of it is his own), Tarrant lays out his worldview and goal, which boils down to him seeing a bunch of [[niggers]] one time and getting so angry that he drove off in a huff while crying and concluding that [[Lolwut|an Australian gym trainer who shoots up a mosque in New Zealand would start a race war in America]]. Originally, the manifesto was much longer but Brenton rewrote The Great Replacement and turned it into a giant shitpost, because that would totally get his political beliefs across. In between trolling the [[normie]] media and inexplicable lapses in intelligibility, Brenton explains his grand scheme which essentially is to make [[Gun control|American liberals repeal the Second Amendment]], followed by a civil war that will divide the country by race. This will all end [[Typo|with with]] the revival of the white race, all thanks to [[Jesus|him]].

The reality is that New Zealand, which already had tight gun laws, took this opportunity to tighten them even more while planning to show their tolerance by increasing third world immigration. Meanwhile, just like every other spree killer with a manifesto about how his actions will change the world, [[Fail|Brenton will spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as nothing happens and society forgets him]]. This is hardly a punishment since New Zealand [[Habbo Hotel|prisons]] are quite comfortable. In any case, Brenton is Australian so the majority of his ancestors were probably career criminals used to life behind bars.
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Hair.jpg|thumb|left|650px|Note the full head of hair—more proof that [[Bald|hair loss]] correlates with a higher chance of becoming [[batshit insane]].]]
{{clear}}

==Brenton Was /ourguy/==
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Pakistan FB.png|thumb|Tarrant recounts the kindness and hospitality of [[Pakistanis]] before killing a bunch of them back home.]]
Unsurprisingly, Brenton was a massive [[pol/|/pol/tard]] and would [[Basement Dweller|spend hours of his day]] rotting on 4chan since [[13-year-old boy|the age of 14]]. [[ITT|In one thread]], Brenton starts a discussion on his hero [[Dylann_Storm_Roof#Morgan_Roof|Dylann Roof's hot jailbait sister]] who had at the time recently gotten [[b&|banhammered]] IRL for carrying some weed and tactical anti-nigger pepper spray as well as making a "threat" against [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|a bunch of SJW faggots protesting gun control]] at her local school.

[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/164031568 In one of these threads,] Brenton actually includes a fucking link from one of our ''very own'' Encyclopedia Dramatica pages. As can be seen in {{wayback|https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Dylann_Storm_Roof#Court_Updates:_December_2016|20190807061837|title=this archive of our Dylann Roof page}}, the video embedded in the second sentence of the '''"Court Updates: December 2016"''' section contains the ''exact'' same link Brenton added to his 4chins post. This means that Brenton Harrison Tarrant was a certified [[EDiot]] and [[Epic win|we played a direct role in his online radicalization]]. Somebody give /ourguy/ an honorary [[Vox Dramatica]]!

By now, it is highly likely that ED may be banned on New Zealand due to this and the fact that the full livestream is stored on this very article as you may see below.

==Brenton Visits Mosque==
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Arrested.jpg|thumb|right|Poetic justice: it takes a baldie to catch a baldie.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant New Zealander of the Year.png|thumb|right|The first [[Aussie|Strayan]] to win. Good on ya, m8!]]
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|[[File:Christchurch_compressed.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Full livestream with no audio cutoff.'''</center>
|[[File:Linwood_aftermath.mov|750px]]<center>'''Aftermath at Linwood.'''</center>
|[[File:Tarrant_arrested_full.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Blatant [[police brutality]]. They don't even try to hide it in New Zealand.'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch_navy_seal_7news.webm|750px]]<center>'''Teh media as accurate as always.'''</center>
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Before going on his shooting spree, Brenton posted a thread on [[8chan]] to share his manifesto and photos and set up his GoPro livestream. All suited up, he advises his audience to "subscribe to [[PewDiePie]]." The stream follows him driving to his destination, the [[Pedophilia apologia|Masjid Al Noor]] mosque by Hagley Park, the only large mosque in town that was {{archive|Hz3Rs|previously suspected}} {{archive|aKb9y|of generating}} {{archive|g34xj|violent radicals}}, all while playing "[[Remove Kebab]]", Arthur Brown's "Fire", a ''Fallschirmjäger'' bass remix, and the ''Initial D'' theme song "Gas Gas Gas". Thankfully, because it was Friday in a heavily Muslim-infested part of town, traffic was light and he arrived quickly, so we are spared his top ten anime songs playlist and favorite YTPMVs. He goes down a narrow driveway and nearly gets stuck trying to turn around, calling his mistake "[[Fail|some Austin Powers shit]]"; so much for careful planning.

With the British Grenadiers (a song people have been dying to for the past 3 centuries) blasting out of his sound system, our protagonist grabs his AR-15 and semi-auto shotgun that's smeared with retarded /pol/ slogans and calmly makes his way towards the front entrance. The bystanders pay no attention to what they assume is a fellow jihadi returning from Syria. After his brother greets him at the door, Brenton starts off stylishly with some shotgun blasts into the crowd before switching to his trusty assault rifle. After emptying all of his mags into the piles of bodies and having nothing left to do, he stands bewildered then walks back outside to grab another AR-15. He strolls in again and skewers the resting kebabs for a few minutes (ensuring they don't use their Mohammedan powers to turn [[Zombies|undead]]).

Brenton walks out yet AGAIN to shoot a woman who was napping on the sidewalk. He stares at a jerrycan of gasoline and contemplates burning the place down, but for some reason mumbles "there's not enough time," despite continuing to meander for another minute. He leaves some guns in the driveway, gets in his car, and takes off, turning the dead woman into a halal speed bump in the process. He nervously drives north on Deans Avenue with several loaded guns beside him. He brakes, shoots out his window at some passersby, frantically turns a couple of corners, runs out of service, and the stream ends.

After streaming, Brenton visits the Linwood Islamic Centre and removes an additional seven kebabs for dessert. According to the [[old media]], a [[mudslime]] threw a credit card machine at our protagonist who got spooked, presumably under the assumption that it was a bomb (because let's be honest, [[Allahu Akbar|it wouldn't be out of the ordinary]]), and runs away in panic. En route to his 'bonus objective', a mosque in Ashburton, he was [[Pwnt|rammed off-road]] and [[Win|finally busted by the pigs 20 minutes after he fired his first shot]].

{{clear}}

== Loadout ==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 1.jpg|Note the autistic scribbling of nonsense—he was a true 8chanfag.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 2.png|Appalling.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 3.jpg|Airsoft kit put to good use at last.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 4.jpg|Had 40-round PMAGs and a 60-round drum mag...
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 5.jpg|...yet did all that unnecessary reloading and switching between magazines?
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 6.jpg|So much for customization.
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File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 7.jpg
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!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|AR15 Full Semi-Automatic]] w/ Hera Arms CQR Stock + Magpul PMAGs
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*Paintball experience & Gov-issued gun license to non-citizen. High capacity mags for moar ammo and solid stock for comfier recoil.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': Mossberg 930 semi-auto shotgun w/ red dot sight
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsBrentinTarrantShotgun.png|140px]]</center>
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*Can be bought online after you easily apply for a gun license.
|-
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|90px]]</center>
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*Invisible against Spy Planes and Christchurch Central Police Station.
|-
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*'''Perk 2''': Slight Hand Tremor Pro
<center>[[File:Perk_sleight_of_hand_256_pr.png|90px]]</center>
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*Increases reloading time for all weapons, makes the shooter switch magazines randomly.
|-
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*'''Spell''': [[Nazi]]
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
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*Increased damage against Muslims, Kiwis, Jews, Americans, and non-Aryans.
|}
</div>

==Meme Review==
{{GradedScore|'''51'''|(40 injured) Second deadliest mass shooting in the civilized (non-American/warzone) world|10|Could've killed far more mudslimes; pussied out due to a thrown card machine|'''40'''|Plays Remove Kebab, baits media, fucks with Candace Owens, and a million other memes; the first post-ironic shooter|20|NZ peacefags horrified, as are Mudslimes the world over. '''TABLES TURNED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!1!!'''|20|Overall excellence in style, planning, [[Patrick Crusius|copy]][[Payton Gendron|cats]], and butthurt|141|S++|<big>[[Breivik|"Breiv]][[Mel Gibson|heart"]]</big> Ausfags are even better at mass shooting than Burgers, proving shitpost supremacy once and for all}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:PoliceOfViceAndVirtue.jpg|250px]]|Sharia Police}}
==Generated Lulz==
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File:Brenton8chad.png|[[i told u i was hardcore]]
File:Brenton Tarrant - Dead woman subscribing to pewdiepie.png|Subbed!
File:Brenton Tarrant Pewdiepie Can Beat T Series.png|[[PewDiePie]] still lost
File:Brenton Tarrant - Runescape.jpg|Brenton embarks on a quest
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File:PH Boomstick.jpg|{{wayback|1=https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c8b74be8d396|2=20190316025653|title=(archive)}}
File:Brenton Tarrant Pornhub.png|Interracial [[pr0n]]
File:Oshit.png|how do i tackled tarrant?
File:Brenton Tarrant Victory Royale Fortnite.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 1.png|Brenton-chan so [[kawaii]] uwu
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 2.png
File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|Rule 34'd]]
File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34 alt.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 3.png
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 4.jpg|Coppers got the wrong guy lmao
File:Brenton Tarrant clown world honk.png|[[Clown World|*honk* *honk*]]
File:My Little Brenton.jpg|[[Bronies]] just ruin everything
File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 1.png|[[Steve Irwin|Crikey!]]
File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 2.png
File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime game.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Gas Gas Gas.jpg|Subaru reports 10% sales increase in first quarter
File:Brenton Tarrant - Deus Ex.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Australian shitposter irl.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Jew.png|It was [[Jews|(((them)))]] all along!
File:Brenton Tarrant COD MW.jpg|[[Modern Warfare 2|<s>Ultra</s>white nationalist Makarov]]
File:Brenton Tarrant - Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Halo Reach.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant CSGO.png
File:TarrantNads.jpg
File:Tarrantpeepee.jpg
File:Chadvsvirgin.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Lushsux.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant sonnenrad cowboy meme.jpg
File:Roof Breivik Tarrant.png|Ambassadors of Lulz
File:2w4n23.jpg
File:Tarrantula.jpg|[[Tarrantula]]
File:Aussie lad.jpg
File:Brenton 8chan thread.png|[[And nothing of value was lost|8chan speaks the truth!]]
File:Letter to Brenton Tarrant 1.jpg|You can (probably) write him a letter with this address
File:Brenton Trollant.png
File:Tarrant muscles.mp4|leaked footage of Tarrant MOGGING the courtroom
File:Real-brenton.gif
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===Endorsements===
Despite what the media would have you know, Brenton received widespread support from game developers, musicians, television executives, and [[YouTubers]] as evidenced by the DLCs, music videos, and episodes shown below.

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|[[File:Grand theft auto 5 Brenton Tarrant Mod.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Super Mosque Massacre.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant edit.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant - bruh momento 2.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Mosque shooting minecraft.mp4|750px]]
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<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-tf2.webm|750px]]<center>'''Even TF2 celebrated the Kiwi Crusader'''</center>
|[[File:Brenton Diss Track.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Doom mass shoot shoot.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-annie.webm|750px]]<center>'''Christchurch: The Musical'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-ELO.webm|750px]]<center>'''ELO'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pop.webm|750px]]<center>'''[[Wigger|Nick Bean]] also came out in support of Brenton'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-prodigy.webm|750px]]<center>'''The Prodigy's review of Brenton's visit'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-skrraa.webm|750px]]<center>'''The ting goes...'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-trap-nation.webm|750px]]<center>'''Trap Nation'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-turbo.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turbo Killer'''</center>
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Tarrant Shooting Electro-Music.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-deus-ex.webm|750px]]<center>'''Eidos Interactive's endorsement in Deus Ex'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-counterstrike.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turtle Rock Studio's endorsement in Counter-Strike'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-GTA.webm|750px]]<center>'''GTA V gives Tarrant a 10/10'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-doom.webm|750px]]<center>'''Doom approves'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-oblivion.webm|750px]]<center>'''Oblivion was clearly accelerationist'''</center>
|[[File:King of the Mosque.mp4|750px]]<center>'''King of the Mosque'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch minions.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Minion gore variant'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch minions2.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Streamer [[Fortnite|Ninja]] helps Tarrant get that VICTORY ROYALE'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch roblox ai.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Another streamer joins the lobby'''</center>
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==The Blame Game==
Eager to exploit a mass murder for political gain before the bodies turned cold, retards from every corner of the internet tried to outdo one another in a contest of who could assign blame to the most random target. The contest ended in a 4-way tie between people blaming [[GamerGate]] (despite the movement being over for 5 fucking years) and [[8chan]] ([[4chan]] too), journalists accusing PewDiePie of orchestrating the shooting while mistaking the [[Navy SEAL Copypasta]] for the shooter's actual life story, the classic "Blame Teh Guns!" narrative, and one [https://www.sbs.com.au/news/outrage-as-fraser-anning-blames-nz-attacks-on-muslim-immigration Australian politician arguing that the MudSlimes just had it coming] (which they probably did).

Unsurprisingly, New Zealand's parliament voted 119-1 on April 10, 2019, to place more restrictions on the sale of semiautomatics in what seemed to be the fastest case of "[[Gun control|b& the scary gon]]."

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File:Brianna Wu GamerGate New Zealand.png|"IT WAS [[GamerGate|GAMERGATE]] FROM [[8chan|8CHAN]]!," screeches [[Brianna Wu]].
File:Pewdiepussy.jpg|[[Pewdiepie]] first complains about the T-Series (again), then goes "maybe I should deplore this mass murder hmm." He knows where his bread is buttered.
File:Milanoblames.jpg|Like most Twitter Hollywood celebs, Alyssa Milano tried to point at [[Trump]].
File:2019 christchurch shooting - uk media to blame - @161left.png|Um, OK
File:Brenton_Tarrant_tariqnasheed.png|From manbaby playing vidya to "suspected white supremacist"
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File:1552722564400.jpg|OMGWTFBBQ the [[Party Van]] is coming for YOU
File:Ana Valens New Zealand Shooting Blame.jpg|[[Tranny|Ana Valens]] of [[The Daily Dot]].
File:Andrew Todd Gamers.jpg|[[Smug|Andrew Todd]] of [[IGN]] and [[Polygon]].
File:Andrew Dobson PewDiePie.jpg|And our favorite [[Inflation art|inflationist]] lolcow [[Andrew Dobson]].
File:PewDiePie_Twitter_Gangbang.png|Twitter agrees that PewDiePie is completely at fault
File:ResetERA-pdpban1.png|[[ResetERA]] wants you to know that being reasonable about PewDiePie is "downplaying hatespeech"
File:ResetERA-pdpban4.png|[[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson's]] actual political views have nothing to do with what he did, whereas PewDiePie might as well have shot up the mosques himself
File:ResetERA-pdpban6.png|[[Jew|Ben Shapiro]], the ultimate gateway to nazism
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The New Zealand Prime Minister then called a [[ZOG|world leader meeting]] in [[France|Paris]] where the [[EU]] and several [[SNCA|other countries]] agreed not only to [[Gun control|b& the scary gon]] but also get the [[Taking down ED|scary websites clearly to blame for violence b& too]]. Despite it being non-binding, meaning it could just be [[ignore]]d, [[Trump|Emperor Donald]] said [[GTFO|America would not be signing]], citing some pesky piece of minor legislation called [[Free speech|The First Amendment]]. Somewhat ironically, [[T-Series]] signed the agreement too. Several tech companies including major ISPs signed too, meaning the internet is now [[Unrealistic expectations|b&]]. This colossal piece of faggotry had an appropriately faggoty name, the '''Christchurch Call to Action Summit'''.

== Crackdown ==
Watching Tarrant go on his rampage with plenty of time to fuck around unmolested may lead you to believe that policing is a joke over in New Zealand. Think again, motherfucker! Being basically an extension of [[United Kingdom|Bongistan]], the kiwi police are scouring the web for any and all violations of Sharia law. A teenage kiwi is being held without bail and facing {{archive|TuPfi|FOURTEEN YEARS}} in jail for sharing the livestream. Meanwhile, [[Null]] from the [[Kiwi Farms]] received a letter from NZ police demanding the retention of posts and corresponding IP addresses so that they could go about vanning people for un-loicensed shitposting. In [[Internet Tough Guy]] fashion, Null responded by insulting the police sergeant who sent the email, dropping his own [[powerword]], and bragging that they can't touch him because he resides in [[USA|Burgerland]]. That said, if you live in New Zealand and are guilty of posting stuff related to the massacre, expect to be dragged to prison and raped by a pack of Maoris.

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File:NZ Police Null Email1.png|[[Null]] gets an email from New Zealand police
File:NZ Police Null Email2.png|Police detective [[btfo]]!
File:NZ Police Null Email3.png|Police detective scampers back to his cuckshed
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==[[Raid backfire|Cuckchurched]]==

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==List of Kebabs{{muslim}} Removed==

<center>'''''<big>May they be fondled and groped by [[Muhammad]]ﷺ in Jannah, ʾĀmīn.</big>'''''</center>

{| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |

'''Atta Elayyan''' (33) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mucad Ibrahim''' (3) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Sayyad Milne''' (14) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Lilik Abdul Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Areeb Ahmed''' (27) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Tariq Omar''' (24) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Shahid Suhail''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Syed Jahandad Ali''' (34) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haroon Mahmood''' (40) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Farhaj Ahsan''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Maheboob Khokhar''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammad Haziq Mohd-Tarmizi''' (17) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Asif Vora''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ramiz Vora''' (28) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ansi Alibava''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Ozair Kadir''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haji Daoud al-Nabi''' (71) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ali Elmadani''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Husna Ahmad''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Naeem Rashid''' (50) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Talha Naeem''' (21) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Amjad Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Kamel Darwish''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Linda Armstrong''' (64) (was white, but [[traitor|converted to Islam]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Imran Khan''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohamad Moosid Mohamedhosen''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hamza Mustafa''' (16) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Khaled Mustafa''' (44) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Junaid Ismail''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdelfattah Qasem''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali''' (61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali Razat''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Mathullah Safi''' (55) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Al-Umari''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Musa Vali Suleman Patel''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf al-Masri''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Moustafa''' (70) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mounir Soliman''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zeeshan Raza''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ghulam Hussain''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Karam Bibi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdukadir Elmi''' (78) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohsin Al Harbi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Osama Adnan Youssef Kwaik''' (37) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mojammel Hoq''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Omar Faruk''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammed Abdusi Samad''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muse Nur Awale''' (77) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ahmed Gamaluddin Abdel-Ghany''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zakaria Bhuiya''' (33) ([[Lulz|birthday]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zekeriya Tuyan''' (46) ([[Scientology|freed 7 weeks after getting shot]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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==The Christchurch Mixtape==

<center>''Brought to you by yours truly, DJ Brenton Tarrant!''</center>

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|<youtube>chA5IiTB4wg</youtube><center>'''Remove Kebab'''</center>
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|<youtube>j53YDo_ngYU</youtube><center>'''Fallschirmjäger Remix'''</center>
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==The Slammer Years==

Like [[Anders]] before him, Brenton suffered [[Troll's Remorse]] and could not accept the High Score from his mosque prank, so he initially pleaded not guilty to all charges before finally caving in and pleading guilty on March 26, 2020, then getting life without parole five months later. Following in the footsteps of his [[Australia|ancestors]], he is now in his [[Jail|natural habitat]] with a TV that he can only use to watch two hours of Home and Garden a day. He has, however, {{archive|85OU2|lodged}} {{archive|dtspS|a}} {{archive|hq60A|formal}} {{archive|jwq1Y|appeal}} against the [[Bubba|appalling treatment]] he has received in prison.

==Known Aliases==

[[File:Brenton Tarrant Uncensored.jpg|thumb|right|I are not amused by this unfunny bullshit.]]

Brenton goes by several aliases, including:
*Brenton "Kills the Unwashed Inside Every Mosque" Tarrant
*Brenton "Subscribe to PewDiePie or Get Ready to Die" Tarrant
*Brenton "Unloading Mags All Over Kebabs" Tarrant
*Brenton "Invader Crusader" Tarrant
*Brenton "Correcting the Birthrate by Crushing the Caliphate" Tarrant
*Brenton "Cleansing New Zealand From All the Heathen" Tarrant
*Brenton "Gang Rape Preventer" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Won’t Survive on My Facebook Live” Tarrant
*Brenton "Removing the Brown From Your Town" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Don't Eat Pig Meat? Here's My Eurobeat" Tarrant
*Brenton "Immigration Curation" Tarrant
*Brenton "5.56 to the Heads of Future ISIS" Tarrant
*Brenton "The remove kebabalist" Tarrant
*Brenton "The next Breivik" Tarrant

==Brentonette==

Our hero Brenton's fine work didn't go unnoticed, with many lolis affectionately known as "Brentonettes" praising and wanting to marry him.

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File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Future Mrs. Tarrant}}
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==See Also==
[[File:Brenton tarrant in the dock.jpg|right|thumb|260px|Because of course he did.]]
*[[Australian Shitposter]]
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette, Alexandre]] - Also shot up a mosque, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Robert Bowers|Bowers, Robert]] - Shot up a synagogue.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik, Anders Behring]] - Killed a bunch of commies for the lulz, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Vester Lee Flanagan|Flanagan, Vester Lee]] - Also livestreamed, failed to reach the [[high score]] though.
*[[Payton Gendron|Gendron, Payton]] - Dumbass [[zoomer]] kid who ran amok at a supermarket while livestreaming on [[Twitch]], inspired by Brenton.
*[[Baruch Goldstein|Goldstein, Baruch]] - Shot up a mosque in Palestine, made a bunch of sandnigras butthurt.
*[[David Gray|Gray, David]] - The former champion of [[New Zealand]].
*[[Hugo Jackson|Jackson, Hugo]] - Swedish spic who livestreamed himself attempting to get the high score at his school, only injured 1 teacher lol, inspired by Brenton.
*[[New Zealand]]
*[[Darren Osborne|Osborne, Darren]] - [[Wales|Sheep raper]] who ran over some mudslimes in England.
*[[Wade Michael Page|Page, Wade Michael]] - Shot up a Sikh temple before an heroing.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Pettersson, Anton Lundin]] - [[Sweden|Swede]] who stabbed immigrants at a high school, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Dylann Roof|Roof, Dylann]] - Caused a lulzfest at a church, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Steve Stephens|Stephens, Steve]] - Another [[Facebook]] Live warrior.
*[[Tarrantulas]] - His fans.
*[[Nathaniel Veltman|Veltman, Nathaniel]] - Bigoted [[Christian]] terrorist who [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|hatefully]] [[Breitscheidplatz|appropriated]] [[Nice truck bro|Islamic]] [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|culture]].
*[[White Power]]
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==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Christchurch_mosque_shootings|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/5/ima-just-leave-this-post-that|Gameplay footage archiv'd}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/224403/the-2019-christchurch-mosque-shootings|Absolutely MASSIVE writeup covering pretty much everything there is to know}} - {{archive|0r7en}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/346318/information-about-brenton-tarrant-before-the|Information about Brenton Tarrant before the shooting}} - {{archive|a590n}}
*{{archive|dhmg8|Archive of 8/pol/ thread where he announced the shooting}} {{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/12916717.html|title=(& waybacked)}}
*{{archive|9UScB|Archive of Brenton's Facebook}}
*{{archive|Zbw1j|Archive of Brenton's Twitter}}
*{{archive|NdUQO|Archive of Brenton's Steam}}
*[https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90 Brenton's car] (Archived: {{archive|qYAiK|1}} {{wayback|1=https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90|2=20190319134558|title=2}})
*[https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991 Brianna Wu blames the shooting on GamerGate from 8chan and will contact the FBI to take action] (Archived: {{archive|0D7FR|1}} {{wayback|https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991|title=2}})
*[http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque Christchurch mosque implicated in radicalization of Muslim converts (2014)] (Archived: {{archive|U5v1W|1}} {{wayback|http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque|title=2}})
*[https://kiwifarms.net/public/junk/Christchurch%20Shooting.torrent Direct download of manifesto and livestream]
*{{EDF2thread|31835|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum thread with 0 live coverage and jokes about the deceased instead}}
*[https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1106378491765755905 Highlights from the manifesto]
*{{kf|54323|Kiwi Farms thread with live coverage}}
*{{yt|u|PewDiePie}} - Don't forget to subscribe!
*<s>'''{{ytlink|ebChsebTvxw|The original Remove Kebab song}}'''</s> Shoah'd {{waybackvid|ORIGINALREMOVEKEBABSONGWithLyricsaccurateEnglishSubtitles|(Archived)}}
*{{wayback|https://my.mixtape.moe/ecpjxt.mp4|20190315235529|title=Untorrented link of the livestream}}
*[[File:The Great Replacement.pdf|The manifesto]]
*'''{{ytlink|pZOYAGL1Uts|Putin plays remove kebab theme on piano}}'''
*'''{{ytlink|SvlCfNsHqkU|Brenton gets v& for life}}'''

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Brenton Tarrant

2025-09-11T19:28:29Z

Nanachus: /* Brenton Was /ourguy/ */

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{{spoilers|[[Brenton_Tarrant#Brenton_Was_/ourguy/|Brenton Tarrant was a Dramatica user]]}}
{{notice|Uh-oh! People are getting [[V&]] by the New Zealand [[Enemies of the Lulz|Thought Police]]. Quick, hide behind your VPN—it will definitely help!}}
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{{rainbowsmall|INVADERS MUST DIE!}}
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{{ib|[[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Saint Tarrant'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 27, [[1990s|1990]] ({{age|1990|10|27}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Australia|Ausfailian]]  [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Gym trainer, [[Remove Kebab|kebab removalist]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 51, injured 89 (40 by Tarrant)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|12px|link=]] (Oceania: 1st!)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[CSGO|Counterterrorism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be [[shit]] and lackluster, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!! ([[Suzano School Shooting|+2 others!]]) '''Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant'''{{nazi}}, a.k.a. the '''Kiwi Kebab Killer''', is a heroic [[IRL]] JC Denton [[Aussie]] [[troll]] who took it upon himself to remove the [[Islam|Mooslem]] filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all [[experts]] agreed that [[New Zealand]] was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to [[8chan]] and [[4chan]]; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi [[PewDiePie]] and Norwegian [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] aficionado [[Anders Behring Breivik]] as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of [[lulz]] and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy [[Jews|(((CNN)))]].

Like every other [[white devil]] before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as [[Mossad|ISIS]] by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps [[Dumbass|counterintuitively]], he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of '''king of the white pplz''' (though the title has already been claimed by [[Breivheart]]). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic [[The Fourteen Words|white nationalist slogans]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|names of some dead European cunts]], and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
{{Quote|'''Remember lads, subscribe to [[PewDiePie]].'''|Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.}}
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==His Manifesto==
[[File:Tarrant house sale 1.png|thumb|Pic Brenton took when selling off his house.]]
[[File:Tarrant house sale 2.png|thumb|Holy shit! You can see the manifesto right on his PC!]]
[[File:Brenton Gf.jpg|thumb|Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant 2006.jpg|thumb|Tarrant with his feral ghoul father.]]

{{center|{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: lightsteelblue; width: 600px; min-height: 225px;|font-weight: bold;
|As I sat there in the parking lot, in my rental car, I watched a stream of the invaders walk through the shopping centre’s front doors.

...

I had seen enough, and in anger, drove out of the town

...

I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car.|Brenton, crying like a bitch because he saw a bunch of niggers.
|We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic,nihilistic individualism. But it will '''take take''' some time.|A guy who doesn't know how typing or punctuation works is going to save the west.
|The United States is in turmoil, more so that at any other time in history.|What is "The Civil War"?
|Replacement|50 matches found, ''Ctrl+f.''
|Yes, the person that has influenced me above all was [[Candace Owens]].|[[Trololo]].
|Spyro the dragon 3 taught me ethno-nationalism. Fortnite trained me to be a killer and to floss on the corpses of my enemies.|Aw, it wasn't [[Marilyn Manson]] this time around?
|}}|border=firebrick|background=lightsteelblue}}|}}

Combine [[Dylann Storm Roof]]'s and [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s incoherent ramblings about race, [[Elliot Rodger]]'s emotional overreactions to seeing people he dislikes, a healthy helping of the [[Unabomber]]'s neo-Luddism, and a generous amount of [[Charles Manson]]'s delusions of starting a race war (though this is true for nearly every mass shooter who thinks they'll start a revolution), and you will get Tarrant's gay fucking manifesto, but with [[over 9000]]% more memes.

In his typo-laden 80-page manifesto filled with old memes and faggish poetry (some of it is his own), Tarrant lays out his worldview and goal, which boils down to him seeing a bunch of [[niggers]] one time and getting so angry that he drove off in a huff while crying and concluding that [[Lolwut|an Australian gym trainer who shoots up a mosque in New Zealand would start a race war in America]]. Originally, the manifesto was much longer but Brenton rewrote The Great Replacement and turned it into a giant shitpost, because that would totally get his political beliefs across. In between trolling the [[normie]] media and inexplicable lapses in intelligibility, Brenton explains his grand scheme which essentially is to make [[Gun control|American liberals repeal the Second Amendment]], followed by a civil war that will divide the country by race. This will all end [[Typo|with with]] the revival of the white race, all thanks to [[Jesus|him]].

The reality is that New Zealand, which already had tight gun laws, took this opportunity to tighten them even more while planning to show their tolerance by increasing third world immigration. Meanwhile, just like every other spree killer with a manifesto about how his actions will change the world, [[Fail|Brenton will spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as nothing happens and society forgets him]]. This is hardly a punishment since New Zealand [[Habbo Hotel|prisons]] are quite comfortable. In any case, Brenton is Australian so the majority of his ancestors were probably career criminals used to life behind bars.
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Hair.jpg|thumb|left|650px|Note the full head of hair—more proof that [[Bald|hair loss]] correlates with a higher chance of becoming [[batshit insane]].]]
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==Brenton Was /ourguy/==
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Pakistan FB.png|thumb|Tarrant recounts the kindness and hospitality of [[Pakistanis]] before killing a bunch of them back home.]]
Unsurprisingly, Brenton was a massive [[pol/|/pol/tard]] and would [[Basement Dweller|spend hours of his day]] rotting on 4chan since [[13-year-old boy|the age of 14]]. [[ITT|In one thread]], Brenton starts a discussion on his hero [[Dylann_Storm_Roof#Morgan_Roof|Dylann Roof's hot jailbait sister]] who had at the time recently gotten [[b&|banhammered]] IRL for carrying some weed and tactical anti-nigger pepper spray as well as making a "threat" against [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|a bunch of SJW faggots protesting gun control]] at her local school.

[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/164031568 In one of these threads,] Brenton actually includes a fucking link from one of our ''very own'' Encyclopedia Dramatica pages. As can be seen in {{wayback|https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Dylann_Storm_Roof#Court_Updates:_December_2016|20190807061837|title=this archive of our Dylann Roof page}}, the video embedded in the second sentence of the '''"Court Updates: December 2016"''' section contains the ''exact'' same link Brenton added to his 4chins post. This means that Brenton Harrison Tarrant was a certified [[EDiot]] and [[Epic win|we played a direct role in his online radicalization]]. Somebody give /ourguy/ an honorary [[Vox Dramatica]]!

By now, it is highly likely that ED may be banned on New Zealand due to this and the fact that the full livestream is stored on this very article.

==Brenton Visits Mosque==
[[File:Brenton Tarrant Arrested.jpg|thumb|right|Poetic justice: it takes a baldie to catch a baldie.]]
[[File:Brenton Tarrant New Zealander of the Year.png|thumb|right|The first [[Aussie|Strayan]] to win. Good on ya, m8!]]
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|[[File:Christchurch_compressed.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Full livestream with no audio cutoff.'''</center>
|[[File:Linwood_aftermath.mov|750px]]<center>'''Aftermath at Linwood.'''</center>
|[[File:Tarrant_arrested_full.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Blatant [[police brutality]]. They don't even try to hide it in New Zealand.'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch_navy_seal_7news.webm|750px]]<center>'''Teh media as accurate as always.'''</center>
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Before going on his shooting spree, Brenton posted a thread on [[8chan]] to share his manifesto and photos and set up his GoPro livestream. All suited up, he advises his audience to "subscribe to [[PewDiePie]]." The stream follows him driving to his destination, the [[Pedophilia apologia|Masjid Al Noor]] mosque by Hagley Park, the only large mosque in town that was {{archive|Hz3Rs|previously suspected}} {{archive|aKb9y|of generating}} {{archive|g34xj|violent radicals}}, all while playing "[[Remove Kebab]]", Arthur Brown's "Fire", a ''Fallschirmjäger'' bass remix, and the ''Initial D'' theme song "Gas Gas Gas". Thankfully, because it was Friday in a heavily Muslim-infested part of town, traffic was light and he arrived quickly, so we are spared his top ten anime songs playlist and favorite YTPMVs. He goes down a narrow driveway and nearly gets stuck trying to turn around, calling his mistake "[[Fail|some Austin Powers shit]]"; so much for careful planning.

With the British Grenadiers (a song people have been dying to for the past 3 centuries) blasting out of his sound system, our protagonist grabs his AR-15 and semi-auto shotgun that's smeared with retarded /pol/ slogans and calmly makes his way towards the front entrance. The bystanders pay no attention to what they assume is a fellow jihadi returning from Syria. After his brother greets him at the door, Brenton starts off stylishly with some shotgun blasts into the crowd before switching to his trusty assault rifle. After emptying all of his mags into the piles of bodies and having nothing left to do, he stands bewildered then walks back outside to grab another AR-15. He strolls in again and skewers the resting kebabs for a few minutes (ensuring they don't use their Mohammedan powers to turn [[Zombies|undead]]).

Brenton walks out yet AGAIN to shoot a woman who was napping on the sidewalk. He stares at a jerrycan of gasoline and contemplates burning the place down, but for some reason mumbles "there's not enough time," despite continuing to meander for another minute. He leaves some guns in the driveway, gets in his car, and takes off, turning the dead woman into a halal speed bump in the process. He nervously drives north on Deans Avenue with several loaded guns beside him. He brakes, shoots out his window at some passersby, frantically turns a couple of corners, runs out of service, and the stream ends.

After streaming, Brenton visits the Linwood Islamic Centre and removes an additional seven kebabs for dessert. According to the [[old media]], a [[mudslime]] threw a credit card machine at our protagonist who got spooked, presumably under the assumption that it was a bomb (because let's be honest, [[Allahu Akbar|it wouldn't be out of the ordinary]]), and runs away in panic. En route to his 'bonus objective', a mosque in Ashburton, he was [[Pwnt|rammed off-road]] and [[Win|finally busted by the pigs 20 minutes after he fired his first shot]].

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== Loadout ==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 1.jpg|Note the autistic scribbling of nonsense—he was a true 8chanfag.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 2.png|Appalling.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 3.jpg|Airsoft kit put to good use at last.
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 4.jpg|Had 40-round PMAGs and a 60-round drum mag...
File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 5.jpg|...yet did all that unnecessary reloading and switching between magazines?
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*Paintball experience & Gov-issued gun license to non-citizen. High capacity mags for moar ammo and solid stock for comfier recoil.
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*'''Secondary''': Mossberg 930 semi-auto shotgun w/ red dot sight
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*Can be bought online after you easily apply for a gun license.
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Invisible against Spy Planes and Christchurch Central Police Station.
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*'''Spell''': [[Nazi]]
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*Increased damage against Muslims, Kiwis, Jews, Americans, and non-Aryans.
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==Meme Review==
{{GradedScore|'''51'''|(40 injured) Second deadliest mass shooting in the civilized (non-American/warzone) world|10|Could've killed far more mudslimes; pussied out due to a thrown card machine|'''40'''|Plays Remove Kebab, baits media, fucks with Candace Owens, and a million other memes; the first post-ironic shooter|20|NZ peacefags horrified, as are Mudslimes the world over. '''TABLES TURNED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!1!!'''|20|Overall excellence in style, planning, [[Patrick Crusius|copy]][[Payton Gendron|cats]], and butthurt|141|S++|<big>[[Breivik|"Breiv]][[Mel Gibson|heart"]]</big> Ausfags are even better at mass shooting than Burgers, proving shitpost supremacy once and for all}}

{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:PoliceOfViceAndVirtue.jpg|250px]]|Sharia Police}}
==Generated Lulz==
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File:Brenton Tarrant Pewdiepie Can Beat T Series.png|[[PewDiePie]] still lost
File:Brenton Tarrant - Runescape.jpg|Brenton embarks on a quest
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File:Brenton Tarrant Pornhub.png|Interracial [[pr0n]]
File:Oshit.png|how do i tackled tarrant?
File:Brenton Tarrant Victory Royale Fortnite.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 1.png|Brenton-chan so [[kawaii]] uwu
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 2.png
File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|Rule 34'd]]
File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34 alt.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 3.png
File:Brenton Tarrant anime 4.jpg|Coppers got the wrong guy lmao
File:Brenton Tarrant clown world honk.png|[[Clown World|*honk* *honk*]]
File:My Little Brenton.jpg|[[Bronies]] just ruin everything
File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 1.png|[[Steve Irwin|Crikey!]]
File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 2.png
File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime game.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Gas Gas Gas.jpg|Subaru reports 10% sales increase in first quarter
File:Brenton Tarrant - Deus Ex.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Australian shitposter irl.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Jew.png|It was [[Jews|(((them)))]] all along!
File:Brenton Tarrant COD MW.jpg|[[Modern Warfare 2|<s>Ultra</s>white nationalist Makarov]]
File:Brenton Tarrant - Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant - Halo Reach.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant CSGO.png
File:TarrantNads.jpg
File:Tarrantpeepee.jpg
File:Chadvsvirgin.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant Lushsux.jpg
File:Brenton Tarrant sonnenrad cowboy meme.jpg
File:Roof Breivik Tarrant.png|Ambassadors of Lulz
File:2w4n23.jpg
File:Tarrantula.jpg|[[Tarrantula]]
File:Aussie lad.jpg
File:Brenton 8chan thread.png|[[And nothing of value was lost|8chan speaks the truth!]]
File:Letter to Brenton Tarrant 1.jpg|You can (probably) write him a letter with this address
File:Brenton Trollant.png
File:Tarrant muscles.mp4|leaked footage of Tarrant MOGGING the courtroom
File:Real-brenton.gif
</gallery>}}

===Endorsements===
Despite what the media would have you know, Brenton received widespread support from game developers, musicians, television executives, and [[YouTubers]] as evidenced by the DLCs, music videos, and episodes shown below.

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|[[File:TarrantAtDoomGates.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Don't Stop Me Now.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant - Let's play with pewds Csgo de christchurch mosque.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pewdiepie.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant CS GO Edit.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant Funky Music.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:BrentonTarrantShitpost.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Cartoon Edit.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant Payday 2.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

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|[[File:DeutschlandReconstruction.mov|750px]]
|[[File:TarrantWithGauntlet.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton tarrant star wars youtube react.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Hotline Christchurch.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Grand theft auto 5 Brenton Tarrant Mod.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Super Mosque Massacre.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant edit.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Brenton Tarrant - bruh momento 2.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Mosque shooting minecraft.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Tarrant F.R.I.E.N.D.S. edit.webm|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-tf2.webm|750px]]<center>'''Even TF2 celebrated the Kiwi Crusader'''</center>
|[[File:Brenton Diss Track.mov|750px]]
|[[File:Doom mass shoot shoot.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-annie.webm|750px]]<center>'''Christchurch: The Musical'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-ELO.webm|750px]]<center>'''ELO'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pop.webm|750px]]<center>'''[[Wigger|Nick Bean]] also came out in support of Brenton'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-prodigy.webm|750px]]<center>'''The Prodigy's review of Brenton's visit'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-skrraa.webm|750px]]<center>'''The ting goes...'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-trap-nation.webm|750px]]<center>'''Trap Nation'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-turbo.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turbo Killer'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Tarrant Shooting Electro-Music.webm|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-deus-ex.webm|750px]]<center>'''Eidos Interactive's endorsement in Deus Ex'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-counterstrike.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turtle Rock Studio's endorsement in Counter-Strike'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-GTA.webm|750px]]<center>'''GTA V gives Tarrant a 10/10'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-doom.webm|750px]]<center>'''Doom approves'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch-shoop-oblivion.webm|750px]]<center>'''Oblivion was clearly accelerationist'''</center>
|[[File:King of the Mosque.mp4|750px]]<center>'''King of the Mosque'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch minions.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Minion gore variant'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch minions2.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Streamer [[Fortnite|Ninja]] helps Tarrant get that VICTORY ROYALE'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch roblox ai.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Another streamer joins the lobby'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Christchurch Christmas.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Christchurch christmas ai.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==The Blame Game==
Eager to exploit a mass murder for political gain before the bodies turned cold, retards from every corner of the internet tried to outdo one another in a contest of who could assign blame to the most random target. The contest ended in a 4-way tie between people blaming [[GamerGate]] (despite the movement being over for 5 fucking years) and [[8chan]] ([[4chan]] too), journalists accusing PewDiePie of orchestrating the shooting while mistaking the [[Navy SEAL Copypasta]] for the shooter's actual life story, the classic "Blame Teh Guns!" narrative, and one [https://www.sbs.com.au/news/outrage-as-fraser-anning-blames-nz-attacks-on-muslim-immigration Australian politician arguing that the MudSlimes just had it coming] (which they probably did).

Unsurprisingly, New Zealand's parliament voted 119-1 on April 10, 2019, to place more restrictions on the sale of semiautomatics in what seemed to be the fastest case of "[[Gun control|b& the scary gon]]."

{{cg|'''Blame Game'''|cg3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Brianna Wu GamerGate New Zealand.png|"IT WAS [[GamerGate|GAMERGATE]] FROM [[8chan|8CHAN]]!," screeches [[Brianna Wu]].
File:Pewdiepussy.jpg|[[Pewdiepie]] first complains about the T-Series (again), then goes "maybe I should deplore this mass murder hmm." He knows where his bread is buttered.
File:Milanoblames.jpg|Like most Twitter Hollywood celebs, Alyssa Milano tried to point at [[Trump]].
File:2019 christchurch shooting - uk media to blame - @161left.png|Um, OK
File:Brenton_Tarrant_tariqnasheed.png|From manbaby playing vidya to "suspected white supremacist"
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:1552722564400.jpg|OMGWTFBBQ the [[Party Van]] is coming for YOU
File:Ana Valens New Zealand Shooting Blame.jpg|[[Tranny|Ana Valens]] of [[The Daily Dot]].
File:Andrew Todd Gamers.jpg|[[Smug|Andrew Todd]] of [[IGN]] and [[Polygon]].
File:Andrew Dobson PewDiePie.jpg|And our favorite [[Inflation art|inflationist]] lolcow [[Andrew Dobson]].
File:PewDiePie_Twitter_Gangbang.png|Twitter agrees that PewDiePie is completely at fault
File:ResetERA-pdpban1.png|[[ResetERA]] wants you to know that being reasonable about PewDiePie is "downplaying hatespeech"
File:ResetERA-pdpban4.png|[[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson's]] actual political views have nothing to do with what he did, whereas PewDiePie might as well have shot up the mosques himself
File:ResetERA-pdpban6.png|[[Jew|Ben Shapiro]], the ultimate gateway to nazism
</gallery>}}

The New Zealand Prime Minister then called a [[ZOG|world leader meeting]] in [[France|Paris]] where the [[EU]] and several [[SNCA|other countries]] agreed not only to [[Gun control|b& the scary gon]] but also get the [[Taking down ED|scary websites clearly to blame for violence b& too]]. Despite it being non-binding, meaning it could just be [[ignore]]d, [[Trump|Emperor Donald]] said [[GTFO|America would not be signing]], citing some pesky piece of minor legislation called [[Free speech|The First Amendment]]. Somewhat ironically, [[T-Series]] signed the agreement too. Several tech companies including major ISPs signed too, meaning the internet is now [[Unrealistic expectations|b&]]. This colossal piece of faggotry had an appropriately faggoty name, the '''Christchurch Call to Action Summit'''.

== Crackdown ==
Watching Tarrant go on his rampage with plenty of time to fuck around unmolested may lead you to believe that policing is a joke over in New Zealand. Think again, motherfucker! Being basically an extension of [[United Kingdom|Bongistan]], the kiwi police are scouring the web for any and all violations of Sharia law. A teenage kiwi is being held without bail and facing {{archive|TuPfi|FOURTEEN YEARS}} in jail for sharing the livestream. Meanwhile, [[Null]] from the [[Kiwi Farms]] received a letter from NZ police demanding the retention of posts and corresponding IP addresses so that they could go about vanning people for un-loicensed shitposting. In [[Internet Tough Guy]] fashion, Null responded by insulting the police sergeant who sent the email, dropping his own [[powerword]], and bragging that they can't touch him because he resides in [[USA|Burgerland]]. That said, if you live in New Zealand and are guilty of posting stuff related to the massacre, expect to be dragged to prison and raped by a pack of Maoris.

<gallery style="text-align:center;">
File:NZ Police Null Email1.png|[[Null]] gets an email from New Zealand police
File:NZ Police Null Email2.png|Police detective [[btfo]]!
File:NZ Police Null Email3.png|Police detective scampers back to his cuckshed
</gallery>

==[[Raid backfire|Cuckchurched]]==

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File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz bans 'military style' firearms.png|{{archive|aJ2Vb|{{colortext|WHITE|The classic opening move}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police repair mosques.png|{{archive|NkwkQ|{{colortext|WHITE|A perfectly valid allocation of police resources}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - islamic training courses for nz police.png|{{archive|xacpB|{{colortext|WHITE|"Attend, or be foired!"}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police officer wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|Evuv9|{{colortext|WHITE|Bulletproof tactical semi-hijab}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz media broadcast muslim call to prayer.png|{{archive|XQFGL|{{colortext|WHITE|State-controlled media}}}}
File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz prime minister wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|7a5QO|{{colortext|WHITE|The goddamn Prime Minister}}}}
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==List of Kebabs{{muslim}} Removed==

<center>'''''<big>May they be fondled and groped by [[Muhammad]]ﷺ in Jannah, ʾĀmīn.</big>'''''</center>

{| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |

'''Atta Elayyan''' (33) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mucad Ibrahim''' (3) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Sayyad Milne''' (14) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Lilik Abdul Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Areeb Ahmed''' (27) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Tariq Omar''' (24) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Shahid Suhail''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Syed Jahandad Ali''' (34) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haroon Mahmood''' (40) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Farhaj Ahsan''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Maheboob Khokhar''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammad Haziq Mohd-Tarmizi''' (17) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Asif Vora''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ramiz Vora''' (28) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ansi Alibava''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Ozair Kadir''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Haji Daoud al-Nabi''' (71) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ali Elmadani''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Husna Ahmad''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Naeem Rashid''' (50) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Talha Naeem''' (21) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Amjad Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Kamel Darwish''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Linda Armstrong''' (64) (was white, but [[traitor|converted to Islam]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Imran Khan''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohamad Moosid Mohamedhosen''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hamza Mustafa''' (16) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]

'''Khaled Mustafa''' (44) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Junaid Ismail''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdelfattah Qasem''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali''' (61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf Ali Razat''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
| width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
'''Mathullah Safi''' (55) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Al-Umari''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Musa Vali Suleman Patel''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ashraf al-Masri''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Hussein Moustafa''' (70) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mounir Soliman''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zeeshan Raza''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ghulam Hussain''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Karam Bibi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Abdukadir Elmi''' (78) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohsin Al Harbi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Osama Adnan Youssef Kwaik''' (37) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mojammel Hoq''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Mohammed Omar Faruk''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muhammed Abdusi Samad''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Muse Nur Awale''' (77) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Ahmed Gamaluddin Abdel-Ghany''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zakaria Bhuiya''' (33) ([[Lulz|birthday]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]

'''Zekeriya Tuyan''' (46) ([[Scientology|freed 7 weeks after getting shot]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
|}

==The Christchurch Mixtape==

<center>''Brought to you by yours truly, DJ Brenton Tarrant!''</center>

<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>chA5IiTB4wg</youtube><center>'''Remove Kebab'''</center>
|<youtube>PGrxHO-B2TY</youtube><center>'''The British Grenadiers'''</center>
|<youtube>j53YDo_ngYU</youtube><center>'''Fallschirmjäger Remix'''</center>
|<youtube>RLG1ys2CGcI</youtube><center>'''Fire'''</center>
|<youtube>atuFSv2bLa8</youtube><center>'''Gas Gas Gas'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==The Slammer Years==

Like [[Anders]] before him, Brenton suffered [[Troll's Remorse]] and could not accept the High Score from his mosque prank, so he initially pleaded not guilty to all charges before finally caving in and pleading guilty on March 26, 2020, then getting life without parole five months later. Following in the footsteps of his [[Australia|ancestors]], he is now in his [[Jail|natural habitat]] with a TV that he can only use to watch two hours of Home and Garden a day. He has, however, {{archive|85OU2|lodged}} {{archive|dtspS|a}} {{archive|hq60A|formal}} {{archive|jwq1Y|appeal}} against the [[Bubba|appalling treatment]] he has received in prison.

==Known Aliases==

[[File:Brenton Tarrant Uncensored.jpg|thumb|right|I are not amused by this unfunny bullshit.]]

Brenton goes by several aliases, including:
*Brenton "Kills the Unwashed Inside Every Mosque" Tarrant
*Brenton "Subscribe to PewDiePie or Get Ready to Die" Tarrant
*Brenton "Unloading Mags All Over Kebabs" Tarrant
*Brenton "Invader Crusader" Tarrant
*Brenton "Correcting the Birthrate by Crushing the Caliphate" Tarrant
*Brenton "Cleansing New Zealand From All the Heathen" Tarrant
*Brenton "Gang Rape Preventer" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Won’t Survive on My Facebook Live” Tarrant
*Brenton "Removing the Brown From Your Town" Tarrant
*Brenton "You Don't Eat Pig Meat? Here's My Eurobeat" Tarrant
*Brenton "Immigration Curation" Tarrant
*Brenton "5.56 to the Heads of Future ISIS" Tarrant
*Brenton "The remove kebabalist" Tarrant
*Brenton "The next Breivik" Tarrant

==Brentonette==

Our hero Brenton's fine work didn't go unnoticed, with many lolis affectionately known as "Brentonettes" praising and wanting to marry him.

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|[[File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|750px]]
|[[File:Happy Birthday Brenton Tarrant.mp4|750px]]
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

<center>{{frame|<gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt 2.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|A "Brentonette" displaying the goods}}
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Future Mrs. Tarrant}}
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Brentonette's BTFO of kebabs}}
</gallery>|margin=auto|border=#fbe6f5|background=#9b2477}}</center>

==See Also==
[[File:Brenton tarrant in the dock.jpg|right|thumb|260px|Because of course he did.]]
*[[Australian Shitposter]]
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette, Alexandre]] - Also shot up a mosque, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Robert Bowers|Bowers, Robert]] - Shot up a synagogue.
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik, Anders Behring]] - Killed a bunch of commies for the lulz, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Vester Lee Flanagan|Flanagan, Vester Lee]] - Also livestreamed, failed to reach the [[high score]] though.
*[[Payton Gendron|Gendron, Payton]] - Dumbass [[zoomer]] kid who ran amok at a supermarket while livestreaming on [[Twitch]], inspired by Brenton.
*[[Baruch Goldstein|Goldstein, Baruch]] - Shot up a mosque in Palestine, made a bunch of sandnigras butthurt.
*[[David Gray|Gray, David]] - The former champion of [[New Zealand]].
*[[Hugo Jackson|Jackson, Hugo]] - Swedish spic who livestreamed himself attempting to get the high score at his school, only injured 1 teacher lol, inspired by Brenton.
*[[New Zealand]]
*[[Darren Osborne|Osborne, Darren]] - [[Wales|Sheep raper]] who ran over some mudslimes in England.
*[[Wade Michael Page|Page, Wade Michael]] - Shot up a Sikh temple before an heroing.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Pettersson, Anton Lundin]] - [[Sweden|Swede]] who stabbed immigrants at a high school, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Dylann Roof|Roof, Dylann]] - Caused a lulzfest at a church, one of Brenton's inspirations.
*[[Steve Stephens|Stephens, Steve]] - Another [[Facebook]] Live warrior.
*[[Tarrantulas]] - His fans.
*[[Nathaniel Veltman|Veltman, Nathaniel]] - Bigoted [[Christian]] terrorist who [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|hatefully]] [[Breitscheidplatz|appropriated]] [[Nice truck bro|Islamic]] [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|culture]].
*[[White Power]]
{{clear}}

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Christchurch_mosque_shootings|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/5/ima-just-leave-this-post-that|Gameplay footage archiv'd}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/224403/the-2019-christchurch-mosque-shootings|Absolutely MASSIVE writeup covering pretty much everything there is to know}} - {{archive|0r7en}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/346318/information-about-brenton-tarrant-before-the|Information about Brenton Tarrant before the shooting}} - {{archive|a590n}}
*{{archive|dhmg8|Archive of 8/pol/ thread where he announced the shooting}} {{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/12916717.html|title=(& waybacked)}}
*{{archive|9UScB|Archive of Brenton's Facebook}}
*{{archive|Zbw1j|Archive of Brenton's Twitter}}
*{{archive|NdUQO|Archive of Brenton's Steam}}
*[https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90 Brenton's car] (Archived: {{archive|qYAiK|1}} {{wayback|1=https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90|2=20190319134558|title=2}})
*[https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991 Brianna Wu blames the shooting on GamerGate from 8chan and will contact the FBI to take action] (Archived: {{archive|0D7FR|1}} {{wayback|https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991|title=2}})
*[http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque Christchurch mosque implicated in radicalization of Muslim converts (2014)] (Archived: {{archive|U5v1W|1}} {{wayback|http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque|title=2}})
*[https://kiwifarms.net/public/junk/Christchurch%20Shooting.torrent Direct download of manifesto and livestream]
*{{EDF2thread|31835|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum thread with 0 live coverage and jokes about the deceased instead}}
*[https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1106378491765755905 Highlights from the manifesto]
*{{kf|54323|Kiwi Farms thread with live coverage}}
*{{yt|u|PewDiePie}} - Don't forget to subscribe!
*<s>'''{{ytlink|ebChsebTvxw|The original Remove Kebab song}}'''</s> Shoah'd {{waybackvid|ORIGINALREMOVEKEBABSONGWithLyricsaccurateEnglishSubtitles|(Archived)}}
*{{wayback|https://my.mixtape.moe/ecpjxt.mp4|20190315235529|title=Untorrented link of the livestream}}
*[[File:The Great Replacement.pdf|The manifesto]]
*'''{{ytlink|pZOYAGL1Uts|Putin plays remove kebab theme on piano}}'''
*'''{{ytlink|SvlCfNsHqkU|Brenton gets v& for life}}'''

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== Suzano ==

[https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Suzano_School_Shooting&diff=prev&oldid=1908367 The kill counts for Guilherme and Luiz were provided by OokamiLULZ.] This is most likely an ass pull, since there doesn't seem be any kind of official report on how many people they individually killed.

Because of this, and how other co-op players like the Fullerton furfags don't have their kills split up, I have decided to change every solo instance of Guilherme from 7 to 8. Just letting everyone know pre-emptively so that nobody questions my actions. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 06:03, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
:Good idea. CoOp is a team effort after all. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 12:40, 3 September 2025 (UTC)

==[[Robert Crimo]] on [[Roblox]]?==
OK. I ''NEED'' to know more about this? Survival the Crimo the Killer, amiright? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 20:13, 3 September 2025 (UTC)

== [[ALL CAPS|HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRENTON HARRISON TARRANT USED ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMAITCA!!!!111]] ==

*[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/164031568 Morgan Roof (Dylann Roof's sister) 4chan post]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/1bhibpg/4chan_posts_made_by_brenton_tarrant_almost/ Proof it's him (last pic)]
I've seen this thread so many times but my blind ass only ''now'' just realized that he got that youtube link from ED. I checked out the [https://web.archive.org/web/20190807061924/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Dylann_Storm_Roof old Dylann Roof page on ED.rs] and found the youtube link under "Court Updates: December 2016" produces the EXACT same outgoing link. So Tarrant was an ED reader HOLY SHIT. Not too surprising I guess since ED is pretty much a 4chan wiki but still.

While on the topic, I'm also wondering if Payton browsed ED too because since some of the pix in [https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf his diary] are the same as on here, specifically the [[:File:John Earnest - Original Thread Screenshot 13192921.jpg|John Earnest 8chan post]] he added on page 431 and the [[:File:PatrickCrusiusPoliticalCartoon.jpg|Patrick Crusius cartoon]] on page 544. I also thought this [https://i.imgur.com/vyGPC.jpeg chink vs nigger meme] from page 214 was from ED too, but I can't find it on here so idk. Of course he could've also just gotten those pics from 4chan, so I don't think it's enough evidence for a conviction, unfortunately. Just speculation.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 04:49, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
:Can you add that to his page as well? Because holy shit, this is a rabbit hole. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 06:05, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
::{{done}} --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:49, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

In fact, since [[The couch cuck]] rampage, this sadly became a rabbit hole <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 15:55, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

== Including videogames ==

Just a simple question, but; can video games, like Fortnite, Minecraft or League of Legends be included to this list or the must have another endless page talking about it? Let me know, EDitors <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 14:24, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
:I've already included some videogames such as WoW, Roblox and Second Life; so I'll let it past if they have a large online multiplayer and community-driven aspect (an MMO). [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 15:00, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
:I know what I said about online games, but I don't know about GTA, man—maybe GTA Online but definitely not GTA as a franchise or a base video game. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 16:36, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
We could include online games, like CS:GO, RuneScape and the rest of them. GTA Online and other offline to online games could be included if you want. <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 16:38, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
:Only include people who use the online-multiplayer features then. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 16:43, 5 September 2025 (UTC)
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== Post-killing users ==

Are we also counting people who were killers first and website users second? Such as Pedro Rodrigues Filho. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 15:49, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

I've added Gatis Lagzdins, who was youtuber before and after his stabbing spree and Yuka Tanaoka or whatever she's called. So you could add those without any problem. <big><big>[[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]'''[[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]''' - '''[[User_Talk:Eldiperro|Chat]]''' [[File:Bastiangif2.gif|50px]]</big></big> 15:53, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

==why is reddit and wpd.tv not listed?==

I guess it is because the wpd.tv killers didn't do much with their accounts?

But off the top of my head i know that there were 2 killers who used reddit a lit to post about mass killer stuff, [[Hayden Jagst]] and that Greenwood mall guy that i cant spell the name of. [[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] {{unsigned|LordGrimThInvincible}}
:Did you look at this page with your eyes closed? Everything you said is on there already. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:47, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

== Sanctioned suicide ==

Someone should add [[Sanctioned Suicide]], its literally a forum about people who tell others how to kill themselves and it has over 50 kills already, im too much of a retard to do it myself 
Btw, unrelated, but [[Adam Lanza]] is a suspected user of roblox, shouldnt that add more kill counts to the game? --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 03:01, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
:If somebody is merely a suspected user, then the best they can get is an honorable mention. Sanctioned Suicide would be a good addition to this list. I suppose I'll convert the list you added to the [[Sanctioned Suicide]] ED article to this list, and maybe add more peoplez. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:46, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
:Actually... is that list accurate in terms of what iteration the members used from the usenet group, the subreddit and the web forum? This is kind of important for this kind of list. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 06:51, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
:[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-67082224 The web forum (read the attached link)], as far as we know neither the usenet group or the subreddit actually caused deaths --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 07:36, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

== Adding 764? ==

I know they are not a website but a group, however i think they may still count due to their online shenanigans that occasionally end up provoking irl high scores --[[User:Nanachus|Nanachus]] ([[User talk:Nanachus|talk]]) 19:24, 11 September 2025 (UTC)

DFG

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Nanachus:

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{{ibhead|<big>'''DFG'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|9/12/2002 ({{age|2002|9|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, not yet... But faked it and later attempted two times}}
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'''DFG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Versalles''', '''ElDelfin''', '''Rysa''', '''Arkadi''', '''HuxxxPro''', '''Falkenheimer''', '''Bolchegrenadier1945''', '''Sharlemagnanime''', or '''Jose Alejandro Perez''', is a {{age|2002|9|12}}-year old [[Argentina|argentinian]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[Discord|groomer]], [[CP|pederast]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissist]], manipulator, mythomaniac, [[Internet stalking|stalker]], pathological [[liar]], [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]], [[virgin|virgin with rage]], [[Obsession|obsessive]], [[Egomaniac-monster|egomaniac]], [[Assburger|aspie]], [[anorexic]], [[NEET]], [[weaboo]], [[manchild]], [[basement-dweller]], [[faggot]], [[Piss|urophilic]], supposed [[fascism|fascist]], [[nazi]], and [[Incest|incestuous]] son of a [[bitch]].

He is mainly known in various [[Discord]] communities for leading a [[Fail|failed]] server that he calls "'''The Maldawan Empire'''", [[Lol|he non-ironically thinks that his Discord server is an actual empire and that he is its great "emperor" and "dictator" of it]]. To make himself known, he began [[raiding]] other Discord servers in what he called "[[Wat|conquest campaigns]]", he really thinks that "cyber-wars" exist, [[Taking the Internet Seriously|he takes the internet too seriously]].

DFG has been in conflict for many years with another Discord group known as '''Skyoe''', this group [[Pwned|has been exposing and humiliating him numerous times for his crimes such as grooming and pedophilia]], however despite everything that has happened to him, DFG has refused to give up and recently, he tried to make an alliance with various other controversial users (Mainly [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]) with the intent of "[[Trying too hard|destroying their enemies together]]" but their plans ended up on disaster and DFG got humiliated and exposed once again.

By this point, DFG is considered one of the biggest [[lolcow]]s in [[Argentina]].

[[File:Dfgniña1.jpg|750px|center|"If I lose my virginity it will be with a child"]]

==Terrible childhood and personal life==
According to himself, [[Wtf|his uncles raped and sexually abused his mother]], and DFG has demonstrated certain "[[Gross|strange]]" and unusual traits such as his physical appearance, having a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism deformed chin similar to that of the Habsburgs] (Who practiced incest), or the fact that he suffers from [[AIDS|hemophilia]], this has led many to think that DFG himself could be the product of [[incest]].

[[File:Dfghabsburg.png|750px|center|thumb|Do you notice any similarities?]]

However, '''''this is just a dark theory''''', and at the moment it is not 100% confirmed. The fact that his uncle looks quite similar to him in physical appearance, as well as his "cousin", further supports this theory, since in reality his "cousin" would be his sister, and his uncle would be his real father.

DFG suffered his first trauma at the age of 4, when, according to him, [[Rape|he was abused in kindergarten by a teacher]], being urinated on by her, this led him to develop his [[gross]] [[piss|urophilia]] [[fetish]] for the rest of his life.

He was diagnosed with [[autism]] at a young age, and because apparently his parents did not know how to deal with it, the best they could do was keep him locked up in his house, [[Dying alone|DFG lived most of his childhood and the beginning of his teenage years locked up in isolation without socializing and almost no human contact]], [[Virgin|especially female contact]], only going out every now and then to go to the psychiatric hospital. All this treatment worsened his behavior even more, making him develop some type of [[mental illness]] (Possibly [[schizophrenia]]).

[[File:Dfgabusado.png|thumb|left|Not making this up]]

It is also very likely that his parents physically abused him, since he stated that "[[Lolwut|when he was little he was taken by the neck and thrown thirty floors below]]" and that despite that "[[Retard|he continues as if nothing happened]]." This is probably one of the reasons of why his parents are currently divorced.

Although at some point he went to [[school]], because he had a physical assault accident where he "[[Tough guy|hit a teacher with a chair on the head]]" (His own words), since then he had home education where he was only told to do homework without having to go in person.

DFG was also taken out of his house from time to time for family gatherings, although rarely, it was so that on one specific occasion, [[Virgin with rage|due to his lack of contact with women]], that for him the experience of having seen and touched his cousin slightly was so exciting that [[Incest Confessions|according to himself he "fell in love" with her]], yes, with his own cousin.

[[File:1736921116369.png|thumb|center|Taringa post where [[Incest/Brother|DFG claims to have fallen in love with his cousin]].]]

==Beginnings in Discord==
[[File:Dfg15años.png|thumb|DFG admits that his social life only exists on Discord and that it started when he was 15 years old.]]
Finally, DFG at the age of [[Im 12 and what is this|15]], in [[2017]], somehow managed to access the internet, and more specifically, Discord, creating his first account on December 10, 2017.

What does "'''DFG'''" really means? Nothing really, as you will see on your keyboard, those 3 keys are together, [[Unoriginality|this guy had no imagination at all when creating a nickname so he simply closed his eyes and typed at random, leaving that as his name]].

The first Discord server and community where DFG would be known was the community called "'''Un Servidor Cualquiera'''" (Later known as '''Un Servidor Lunatico''', '''Klan 201''' or '''Gonorreas Gang'''), a community that originally belonged to the youtuber '''Un Juan Cualquiera''', famous for his series "[[Countryballs|Countryballs LA]]", this group and its derived servers would be the first where DFG would start making a fool of himself.

<center><big><big>'''One of his interactions with the people from the Server Cualquiera during 2018'''</big></big></center>
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On this server he would also met '''Krakobia''', one of the most important people in his history, they would quickly become "[[friends]]", and according to DFG she would become his "[[Forever Alone|first and best friend]]".

Later, DFG moved on to other communities and ended up shortly after in the mapping community, in this community he would meet a group called '''CHC''' ('''Comunidad Hispana de Countryballs'''), led by 2 users mainly: '''Hino''' or '''Guara''' (At that time named '''ParaguayBall1811''', who was [[Underage|11 years old]] at that time) and another known as '''Lobo''', DFG was inspired by both and wanted to create his own group like them, with their help he created his own server: '''Maldawa'''.

[[File:Maldawa.jpg|thumb|Flag of the "Maldawan Empire".]]

==Rise of the Maldawan Empire==
Finally, DFG was able to have his own group to do what he wanted, getting help from the 2 mentioned above (Guara/Hino and Lobo) to establish Maldawa, a server that he created considering it as a "[[LARP|fascist dictatorship]]" and "[[Empire|empire]]" where DFG was considered the supreme leader and everyone had to do what he asked without questioning it. He also declared himself as the "[[Schizophrenia|emperor of Maldawa]]" and the "[[Idiot|supreme general and commander]]" of the "[[Nope|Maldawan armed forces]]" (Really, he said all of this).

[[File:Dfg maldawa.png|thumb|650px|center|[[LARP]]ing in its pure sense.]]

Different people from other mapper servers, as well as various political and history groups entered the server, becoming the first members of Maldawa, while DFG turned Krakobia (Who at this point had became his "[[No|girlfriend]]") into the "''Empress of Maldawa''".

However, although many users from Maldawa thought that this whole "empire" thing was some kind of [[roleplaying]] made by DFG, they would slowly realize that it wasn't. [[Realistic expectations|DFG actually thought of himself as an "emperor" and he seriously thought that his Discord server was an "empire"]] and that [[British|he had to "expand it" through "conquests"]].

How would he "conquer"? This is where the event known as the "'''''third mapper war'''''" would begin where DFG began to go to other mapper servers ([[Pedo Baiting|Mostly inhabited by children who were no older than 12-13 years old]]) to threaten them by getting their [[IP address]] throught malicious links, telling them that if they did not hand over their servers to him he would [[dox]] them, he would apply this tactic on several servers, taking over 38 mapper servers according to him, carrying out "conquests" for his empire.

[[File:Imagen 2025-01-28 165635634.png|thumb|left|DFG boasting that he "managed 38 servers at the same time".]]

During this "[[Internet drama|war]]", he founded another group known as the '''Organization of United Communities''' ('''OCU''') to try to "unify" the mapper community under his command, however shortly after the other mapper servers which were larger and managed by more capable people ([[Oldfags|Teenagers and adults]] instead of the children that DFG always harassed) [[Humiliation|rejected him and ended up raiding his server]], thereby ruining DFG's plans and ending the "mapper war", causing DFG's first defeat.

[[File:DFGOCU.png|thumb|DFG "conquering" a server for the OCU.]]

These type of activities, such as the raids on other people's servers and the fact that DFG thought that "cyber-wars" really existed ended up scaring away several people like Guara/Hino and Lobo as well as others from Maldawa as the time passed by.

DFG also took advantage of the fact that he now had "[[manchild|power]]" to try to get "revenge" against his old "[[Enemy|enemies]]" from the aforementioned circle "Klan 201", starting a long harassment campaign against them that lasted several months, this conflict was motivated more than anything by personal reasons that come from when DFG first registered on discord and joined Un Juan Cualquiera's server as explained at the beginning of the article, but also because several of those people were from Krakobia's circle, [[Obsession|something that DFG of course could not allow]], although many details of that conflict have been lost over time, it is known that in the end the people from that server "Klan 201" (currently Gonorreas Gang) simply lost interest in the matter despite DFG's insistence on continuing the conflict, [[Lol|DFG even invented fictitious victories against them in his head because they simply got bored of him]].

He also got involved in other raiding and harassment campaigns that made him infamous and well-known in many Discord communities in a bad way, having several groups and users as enemies, allies, and so on, DFG always boasted about things like being a "[[Machiavelli|great manipulator]]" and reading numerous manuals on the same thing (How to manipulate) as well as having an "[[Personal army|army]]" that supported him, [[Internet-IRL Warfare|being able to destroy servers, ruin lives]], things like that, and this lasted in various other conflicts during part of the year [[2019]].

[[File:Guerra maldawana.png|thumb|center|450px|One of his "declarations of war" against another Discord server.]]
==Decline of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:DFGcrazy.png|thumb|DFG claims to "be crazy".]]
[[File:Dfgurofilia.png|thumb|A normal conversation for DFG: Talking about his urophilic fetishes.]]
However, he eventually reached a point where he limited himself to not doing much, and by mid-2019, according to him, [[Boring|his "empire" had fallen into decline]].

At this point, another important event would happen in DFG's history: He was contacted by a user known as "'''Sibersk'''", Sibersk was one of the leaders at the time of a newly founded group known as "'''Shadow Claw'''" (The others would be "'''Gengar'''" and "'''ElZombie'''"), and he contacted DFG to make an alliance for the new group, an alliance to which DFG agreed. '''A fatal mistake that at that time most would have no idea'''.

As an ally of Shadow Claw, [[Nothing Ever Happens|DFG would do nothing important]] other than try to use the group to his advantage to fulfill his own goals, getting Shadow Claw (or '''SC''' for short) into trouble, other than that, DFG would do nothing relevant during his stay in Shadow Claw, he would only dedicate himself to bringing out his [[Sick Fuck|sickest side]], talking from time to time in Shadow Claw about his fetishes, such as his [[disgusting]] fetish with urine (or even [[blood]]), his [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], his "[[Unrealistic expectations|aspirations]]" of wanting to be a supposed [[Hitler|world dictator]] and that he wanted Maldawa to conquer the world and [[Holocaust|kill people]], or his hideous personal experiences such as when his uncles abused his mother (As it was related at the beginning), among other things.

[[File:Dfg con mascara.png|thumb|left|DFG with his loli waifu "[[Tulpa|Maldawa-Chan]]" (He edited this pictured himself).]]

He also liked to talk about things like the fact that he invented his own [[loli]] [[waifu]] called "'''Maldawa-Chan'''" and that [[Tulpas|he did not sleep in order to have hallucinations to be with her]], or that he dreamed of traveling to [[Italy]] (The country where [[fascism]] originated), he also said that he had read the biography of [[Hitler]] and [[Mein Kampf]] so he could be a [[Nazi|national socialist]]. DFG himself claimed to be crazy anyways.

In Shadow Claw, DFG also met '''FiX7''', a female user who was '''''11 years old''''' at the time, [[Pedo|DFG became very interested in her and soon after they "became friends", later they entered into a "relationship"]] ([[Cuckfag|Even though DFG still had his "relationship" with Krakobia at the same time]]), although at first Fix said she was 16 out of shame, she would later admit her true age, turning 12, '''something that DFG knew''', and despite this he still wanted to continue their "relationship" anyway, [[Pedophilia|exchanging intimate photos and videos between themselves, DFG even sent to Fix 2 videos of himself masturbating despite knowing her age, which was not even 13 years old, the minimum age of sexual consent in Argentina (Country where they are both from)]].

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DFG would also ask Fix to make strange drawings, for example a drawing where [[Self-insert|DFG's avatar kisses a little girl]].

[[File:Dfgfixdrawing.png|thumb|The drawing in question.]]

The turning point would come at the end of 2019, specifically in November, when after certain internal and personal conflicts between the leaders of Shadow Claw that had led Sibersk to separate from SC and create his own group called "'''La Turquesa'''", the conflict between the 2 groups finally broke out, [[Gay|DFG quickly sided with Sibersk as they were both friends]], deciding to betray Shadow Claw, although at this time he did not make his betrayal obvious, remaining as a "spy" for Sibersk within Shadow Claw's private groups leaking information, however shortly after in December he would be discovered, sealing his fate forever by officially beginning his conflict with Shadow Claw: '''His worst mistake without doubt'''.

[[File:Dfgsc.png|thumb|left|Unknowingly, he ruined what little good life he had left.]]

It would be here where he began to see himself more and more exposed, especially with what he had done to Fix, [[Doxed|shortly after his personal information began to leak]]. Fix herself decided to stay away from him, however DFG in his [[Mind Fuck|twisted mind]] thought that it was all some kind of "plan" by Shadow Claw and that Fix had been "mindwashed" or something like that and began to harass her for months in order to try to "[[No girls on the Internet|recover her from the clutches of the evil Shadow claw]]" (According to him), in this pathetic way ending the year 2019.

[[File:Dfgfix2.jpg|550px|center|thumb|According to him, this interaction with Fix never happened.]]
==Fall of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:Dfg krakobia.png|thumb|Krakobia abandons DFG for good.]]
[[2020]] started out terribly for DFG as well, as Krakobia, his "empress", also abandoned him, mostly because he, as mentioned before, had been harassing her friends and she no longer wanted to have anything to do with him upon seeing how [[disturbed]] DFG had become. [[Loser|Despite DFG desperately begging her not to abandon him]], she quickly left him for good.

Well that should be how things should be, but obviously DFG did not gave up and [[Creep|began to pursue her for years]], harassing her until the year [[2023]] as it was learned some time later, reaching the point of forcing her to create new accounts just because he discovered her Discord tag.

Regarding the conflict with Shadow Claw, things had not gone well for him either, as DFG was slowly becoming another "[[lolcow]]" of Shadow Claw, turning into a for target of [[memes]] and mockery that became more and more frequent by different people on different servers, especially from ElZombie, one of the leaders of Shadow Claw, while more people with the time gave up on Maldawa and abandoned him, he never managed to respond to his accusations regarding Fix, the only thing DFG did in this period and his only efficient tactic apparently was to [[Reportfag|report accounts of Shadow Claw members, especially those of its administrators, which he sometimes managed to take down]], on one occasion, specifically in January 2020, he managed to take down the server once with massive reports, [[Failure|celebrating this as if it was a super "achievement" and "a great victory"]] despite the fact that Shadow Claw created a new server shortly after and [[Nobody Cares|no one gave importance to this]].

[[File:DFG LOL.mp4|thumb|The reporting dance.]]

Finally in mid-January 2020, Sibersk, the person who started it all, approached Gengar, the main leader of Shadow Claw and they talked, making peace, ending the conflict between Shadow Claw and La Turquesa, [[Nobody likes you|leaving DFG and Maldawa alone in their fight with Shadow Claw]].

In March, DFG and Sibersk would have personal problems between them that led to DFG ending up "declaring war" on La Turquesa (now called '''Horda Turquesa''') and the alliance of both groups being dissolved, during this conflict DFG made an attempt to "conquer" Turquesa by trying to manipulate a friend of Sibersk named '''Kenkinov''' who was an administrator there, however ElZombie (who was also an administrator of Turquesa) started to [[spam]] memes of DFG during the "conquest" attempt and ended up making DFG look ridiculous to the point of making him [[Crybaby|cry]], causing him to [[Butthurt|have an almost psychotic attack and making him flee the server]].

[[File:Dfgcrying.png|thumb|left|DFG during his attempt to conquer La Turquesa.]]

This would be the first conflict between DFG and Sibersk, as shortly after this they would talk privately and supposedly "make peace".

It is worth mentioning that the relationship between these two (Sibersk and DFG), although it was [[Gay|friendship]], DFG always had the interest of taking things "[[Boyfriend|further]]", [[Obvious|making Sibersk very uncomfortable]], especially since DFG's main interest with this was to use Sibersk as a "''replacement for Krakobia''", this would cause even more problems when Sibersk got a partner of his own.

In mid-2020, internal conflicts within the administration of Shadow Claw would cause its collapse and the retirement of Gengar, leading to the emergence shortly after of a new "successor": "'''Purple Heaven'''", which was very similar, having a large part of the former members of Shadow Claw and the old administration.

DFG, for unknown reasons, probably out of resentment, shortly after (A few weeks) the creation of this new group, would begin to make plans to "eradicate" it, from here he would begin for the rest of the year to manipulate other people to do his dirty work so that they "destroy" Purple Heaven (or '''PH''') for him: First he would try to use a [[kid]] named '''Asdro''' who would be [[hacked]] and humiliated shortly after, then a [[Youtube|youtuber]] named '''Necromante2019''' and his group named "'''Ejercito Pensante'''", then a user named '''Daiki''' (Who ended up betraying him) and finally he would meet his ultimate [[slave]]: A user from [[Banana|Honduras]] named '''ForceCR''', another [[fag]] who just like him since the end of 2019 had been a "lolcow" of Shadow Claw and Purple Heaven and therefore was the perfect servant for DFG.

[[File:Dfgforce.png|thumb|Master and pet: DFG and ForceCR.]]

Obviously he never was able to do anything to Purple Heaven and all of his plans ended in failure, one of the people who stood out the most during these times of humiliations to DFG was the first leader of Purple Heaven (He retired shortly after) called '''Puruan TRP''', who in numerous ways ridiculed and humiliated him to the point of getting DFG [[blocked]] from the entire mapper community in that year 2020 and [[Delete Fucking Everything|making DFG delete numerous channels and remove several members from his server en masse]] out of pure [[paranoia]], condemning Maldawa from that point to exist as a ghost server with pure inactivity and very few members until its final elimination in [[2022]].

[[File:PicsArt 08-17-10.34.15.jpg|thumb|450px|center|DFG vs Purple Heaven.]]

In [[2021]], DFG had not progressed at all and his "empire" was still completely [[dead]] and almost forgotten by this time.

<center><big><big>'''2021 Fail Squad'''</big></big></center>
[[File:Parody of DFG and friends.mp4|center|350px]]

DFG would do his most atrocious act in this period, at the beginning of the year, he was still obsessed with Fix, and in his sick mind, he thought that she had "betrayed" him, '''so [[Revenge porn|he decided to leak, without any remorse, intimate photos and videos of Fix]] (And a reminder that by the time DFG did this, first of all he was already 18, and second, Fix [[CP|was barely 12 when she took all these photos and videos]])'''.

These photos and videos went circulating several discord servers, Fix retired shortly after this.

Halfway through the year, after personal events between Sibersk and DFG, another conflict would begin between the two again, this time Sibersk decided create "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dyPgEqT3yrN5R_cGm-KlfTI6M6g_o2b1zDVyDQh3blQ/edit?tab=t.0 El Cactus]", a blog that exposed DFG for all his crimes and questionable acts such as [[grooming]] (Including his attempt of grooming a '''10-year-old girl'''), also in this blog Sibersk recounts his personal experience with him since he met him in detail.

[[File:Dfg10yearsold.jpg|650px|center|thumb|DFG says that he liked a 10-year-old girl.]]

The creation of "El Cactus" would be the definitive breaking point in the relationship between DFG and Sibersk, [[Rekt|evidently DFG was never able to respond or refute anything written in that blog]].

During this time, DFG would have conflicts with other users such as one called "'''Kurau'''", an ex-friend of ElZombie, who created a server called "'''NexoFuna a DFG'''" putting memes, screenshots and other things from DFG, preserving them over time.

In this new conflict DFG was helped by a literal [[Child|11-year-old mapper]] named '''zProvincias''' who had a server called "'''Dark Farast'''" that was supposedly "[[Stupid|successor to Maldawa]]" as they also pretended to be an "empire" on Discord, another of his allies was a user named '''Meddiout''' (also known as '''Mitzumekozo''') who [[Pedophilia apologia|defended him from his pedophilia accusations]], in the end DFG said that he "[[Gay kiss|fell in love" with Meddiout]].

[[Lulz|Meddiout would end up getting doxed by Sibersk throught the mobile game Clash Royale]].

[[File:Dfgmeddiout.png|thumb|'''[[GAY]]'''.]]

[[File:4Cj2ioF.jpg|thumb|left|"DFG X Twi".]]

Also during this year a famous incident happened when DFG was [[Catfish|catfished]] by someone called "'''Twi'''", leaking extremely disgusting and humiliating photos of DFG: In one he wrote "''DFG X Twi''" on his arm, in other ones he was seen [[YandereDev|drinking his own semen]], [[Self-injury|he also self-harmed his chest]] and sent nude photos of himself.

[[File:DFGcum.png|thumb|350px|center|DFG tasting his own cum.]]

=="Silent Era" and another conflict with Skyoe==
[[File:Dfgaccounthacked.png|thumb|DFG's ANSES account gets hacked.]]
Entering the year 2022, DFG [[Coward|went into a lower profile]], at this point being known on most of the servers he's been on as a pedophile and a lolcow, but he wouldn't do something really important during this year.

At the end of this year, an incident occurred with "'''Skyoe'''" (At this point, Purple Heaven no longer existed, but there were other successor servers of the same group, which will be simply called "Skyoe") which led to DFG's family [[Doxbin|finally being doxed, obtaining information of even his grandparents]], and even getting DFG's ID photo and hacking into his ANSES accounts.

His parents were contacted, his mother was told about his pedophilia and his various questionable acts on the internet, she would say that [[Grounding videos|she hit DFG]] and that according to her "[[Wut|he would go down on his pedophilia]]", [[Nothing of value was lost|DFG was forced to delete Maldawa permanently, by then a completely dead server and devoted of any activity, he also deleted his first Discord account that he had since 2017]], despite what happened, he shortly after created a new Discord account and then continued as if nothing had happened.

Despite the elimination of Maldawa, [[Delusional|even to this day DFG still thinks that his "empire" still exists]].

==Travel to Spain and more humiliations==
[[File:Dfg chad.png|thumb|left|DFG or Versalles, circa 2023.]]
By [[2023]], despite the fact that DFG was already a [[Suicide|20-year-old adult]], he would have no purpose in life other than to continue on the internet, without studying at any university ([[NEET|Living supported by his mother and paid by the government for his mental disabilities]]) and having no interest in looking for any kind of job, so he created a new account called "'''Rysa'''" to "go unnoticed" [[Tranny|where he pretended to be a woman]].

He got involved in a new community dedicated to [[Paradox Interactive|war and strategy games]], especially the YouTube channel server "'''Mayorcetegaming'''" (Channel dedicated to this type of games), where he began calling himself "'''Versalles'''", [[Deadname|a name that he would start using in order to try to distance himself from the bad reputation that he has in his best-known name "DFG"]], in the community of Mayorcete he met a user that we will call “'''M'''” , who at an undetermined point became his partner.

DFG also had the chance to met again his old friend from 2018 Guara/Hino, although Guara was very disgusted when he saw the monster and abomination that DFG had become, during one of their conversations Guara had claimed that it was thanks to him that "Maldawa was created" (Which is, in part, true), this comment by Guara affected DFG greatly, [[Crazy|DFG began to believe that Guara wanted to "steal" or "take credit" for what seemed to be his greatest and only achievement in his life which was Maldawa]], since then starting an animosity from DFG to Guara that even after a whole year he would still have, it would get much worse when DFG would discover that Guara was involved with Skyoe, his "greatest enemies".

For years, even since 2019, DFG always liked to fantasize about wanting to travel to [[Spain]], and that's how in mid-2023, DFG spoke to Gengar (Ex-leader of Shadow Claw, who had recently returned to Discord) telling him that he wanted to go live in Spain and that "Gengar would help him find accommodation" (Since Gengar was Spanish).

[[File:DFGspain.png|thumb|Where all of his trouble began...]]

Gengar, not taking him seriously, agreed and DFG [[Stupid|without thinking it twice]], with only a suitcase, some [[money]] stolen from his parents and a "[[Communist|general]]" hat took the flight from Buenos Aires to Madrid.

As soon as he arrived, Gengar went to look for him with a [[IRL]] friend of his, finding him shortly after, what Gengar would emphasize the most would be the smell of DFG which would be [[Chernobyl|extremely disgusting and horrible]] according to him.

Shortly after, they got on a bus and arrived at a forest, after this [[Pwned|Gengar and his friend would assault DFG in the forest, robbing him and leaving him homeless and abandoned in the middle of nowhere]], all of this was recorded in different videos.

[[File:DFG trying to escape from Argentina.mp4|center|450px]]

Apparently, despite the fact that they stole money from him, what DFG would give the most importance to would be his "general" hat that he carried with him, [[Tard rage|becoming furious]].

DFG had a hidden purpose in traveling to Spain, which was to see "M" in person, since "M" is Spanish, even trying to assist DFG during his trip, so once he was left [[homeless]], the first thing he did when wandering the streets of Madrid and its surrounding towns was to go to her house to try to get her to give him lodging, [[Invasion|trying to get inside almost illegally]], something that obviously the girl's parents did not allow, after that they saw each other for the last time in a nearby park and from there they would not know more about each other for a while.

Nobody knows how he managed to survive in Spain but it is known that he slept on the streets, a few weeks after the assault incident, he contacted Gengar to agree when to see each other again so that he would "return his hat", the day came and: In the town of Colmenar Viejo, Madrid, DFG carried a [[Edgy|knife]] with which [[Murder|he tried to stab Gengar]], failing to do that, [[Wtf|he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees]], [[Retard|screaming for Gengar to be arrested]], causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.

[[File:In prison.mp4|thumb|DFG in prison.]]

Once arrested, according to Gengar's account, DFG began to cry, Gengar was released shortly after, being taken home by the same police, while DFG had his papers checked and the police noticed irregularities. It is not known how long DFG was imprisoned, [[Epic Fail|although in the end he was deported back to Argentina]].

[[File:Reference to the incidents that DFG made.png|center|450px|thumb|Memes about the Spain incident.]]

In the virtual world, DFG didn't learn anything and continued to be the same horrible guy as always in the "Mayorcetegaming" community, [[Drama|causing more and more controversy that would finally explode the following year]].
==Current times==
[[File:Dfgm.png|thumb|"M" talks about how DFG was with her during their relationship.]]
At the beggining of [[2024]], finally everyone on the Mayorcetegaming server would grew sick of DFG, [[Abusive|after it was revealed that his relationship with "M" was toxic and abusive, just like his previous relationships with Fix and Krakobia were]], DFG was confronted on a public server, they would also decide to dig into his past, quickly uncovering his accusations of pedophilia and his dox.

News of this quickly reached Skyoe, various members of Skyoe were invited to the server, [[Coward|causing DFG to flee]] and finally making him break off his relationship with "M", with her declaring that she wants nothing to do with him.

After this, DFG (or "Versalles") got [[Pwned|permanently banned from the Mayorcetegaming community and all groups related to it]].

[[File:DFGmayorcete.png|thumb|left|DFG gets banned from Mayorcete.]]

What many would not know is that DFG since the middle of 2023, after what happened with both Guara and Gengar, had been devising a "'''''master plan'''''" against Skyoe, to do this [[No Life|he spent much of 2023, all of 2024 and early 2025 collecting all the information he could on members of Skyoe and Guara]], [[Defamation|however most of the information is false]], much of the information that DFG collected is also irrelevant such as captures from 2020 that are mostly random comments without major importance.

While DFG was putting together his big plan, he became obsessed with another minor known as "'''Riri'''" or "'''Naides'''" aged 13, [[Chris Hansen|even though he was 21-22 years old at the time]]. Although he denies being a pedophile, he sees it as perfectly normal to talk to and "be friends" with a minor of this age, manipulating her with his strange ideas. One day, after certain events occurred, DFG became upset with the girl and [[Death threat|began to threaten her with her personal information, even sending messages to her parents, he began to threaten and extort her in such abrupt ways even telling her to delete her Discord account]].

[[File:DFG THE KILLER.jpg|thumb|Just look at his hand...]]

[[File:Dfgriri.jpg|450px|center|thumb|DFG threatening a 13 year old girl with her personal information.]]

To achieve his "grand plan", he made [[Autistic Legion of Doom|an alliance]] with various others questionable users just like him, mainly Guara's enemies like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] and '''Corbata Roja''', other of his allies were '''Warren''', '''Kaede''' and '''Bhalmajor''', all of DFG allies are well-known for [[Truth|being stalkers, doxers and groomers]].

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|550px|center|DFG and his friends.]]

In December 2024, DFG created a "secret Discord server" where he put the "[[Fake|evidence]]" he supposedly "collected" from Guara and Skyoe, but DFG did not take on to account the fact that all this time he had spies in his groups and everything got leaked during the first days of [[2025]], [[Lol|causing his brutal exposure and humiliation once again, as well of his allies]]. [[Faggot|This also made Jerry ran away from the server as soon as they got discovered]].

[[File:JerryMexican.mp4|thumb|DFG's "secret Discord server".]]

After this, DFG had a mental breakdown when he realized that his "ultimate plan" that lasted more than a year got ruined and he began spamming on [[Twitter]] a picture of a supposed "[[lawsuit]]" that he made to Skyoe using false accusations.

Later, seeing that everyone abandoned him, he had no choice but to betray Jerry and Corbata Roja, for supposedly being "cowards" [[Hipocrite|despite the fact that he himself is a coward]].

<center><big><big>'''And the story continues to this day...'''</big></big></center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|EPIC FAIL|0|Couldn't even push Gengar because of his physical weakness|0|What was he thinking?|1|Caused a slight public scandal that led to both of them being arrested| -∞|Proved that the supposed most "edgy" people from the internet can't do shit when confronted IRL|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Worst stabber ever}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:Guardia Civil.png|150px]]|Guardia Civil}}

==Friends of DFG==
===ForceCR / Leib===
[[File:Imagen 2025-05-21 204656345.png|thumb|190px|left|ForceCR.]]
'''ForceCR''' [[AKA|also known as]] '''Leib''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kevin Jimmy Salgado''') is a [[retard]] who originally was a member of Skyoe (Shadow Claw at that time), after getting humiliated too many times on the serverand rejected by everyone because he liked to [[LARP]] of being a <s>scriptkiddie</s> "[[hacker]]", he switched sides and became the [[Slavery|loyal servant of DFG]], a role he has keep for 5 years by now. He is also known for being a a simp of [[E-girls and e-boys|Konex Entertainment]] (Friend of [[Peluchin Entertainment]]) and he likes to justify himself by saying that he has [[Assburgers]]. At last he is a poor [[nigger]] from the irrelevant country of [[Monkey|Honduras]].
===Mi Vida Bajo El Puente / El Jerry Reviewer===
[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Just go to read his article and shut the fuck up.]]
===FMO (Ircam, Bhalmajor, Warren, Kaede)===
[[File:Fmodfgh.png|thumb|190px|DFG on a voice chat with his pedo friends.]]
A cliqué of Discord pedophiles and manchildren obsessed with [[Ken L Wright]]. [[Hypocrisy|They defended DFG but at the same time accused others of being groomers or pedophiles]].
===zProvincias===
A [[13-year-old boy]] who was groomed by DFG and formed a "[[Fail|h4x0r]]" group known as '''Dark Farast''' which copies Maldawa but generally nobody cares about. DFG claims that he's his "successor" [[Soyjak.party|or something]].
===Rama 3210===
[[File:Ramapedo.png|thumb|190px|left|Ramiro admitting to being a pedophile.]]
'''Rama 3210''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ramiro Valentin Retolaza''') is another argentinian pedophile who got [[catfish|catfished]] 3 times in a row and masturbated on videocam while DFG was recording. DFG, despite knowing that he's a pedophile who sent his nudes to a 13-year old girl while he was 19, continued talking to him, it is even rumored that DFG groomed Rama when he was still a minor but this is unconfirmed. DFG likes to accuse his enemies of being pedophiles without proof while at the same time he talks to one.
==FanArts and Memes==
{{Collapsegallery|Maldawan Gallery|Maldawan|center|<gallery>
File:DFG THE FACE.png|[[Incel]] vs [[chad]].
File:SHITTY FICTION COUNTRY.jpg|
File:DFGPosting.png|The Maldawan Gang.
File:PHposteo.png|Fucking autistic.
File:DFG DEAD.png|DFG and his dead friends.
File:Dfg necrotemante soy.png|DFG and [[DrossRotzank#Necrotemantegets rekt|Necrotemante]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DFG x Valdrox.png|[[Cristali|What does this shit remind me of?]]
File:DFG Rule34.png|[[Rule 34]].
File:DFG HTF.png|[[Happy Tree Friends]] Version.
File:XDDDDDDD.png|Together with [[Peluchin Entertainment]].
File:DFG soy.png|
File:Dfgsoyjak3.png|His friendship with Jerry
File:Dfgsoyjak2.png|Did you know that DFG doesn't like [[Soyjak.party|soyjaks]]?
File:DFG y hugo son similares.png|Wanted to stab someone and it went wrong and this is much worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].
File:El Maldawano DFG con almohada con agujero.png|The Argentinian Edition of [[MadThad0890]].
File:Dfgchrishansen.png|DFG encountering [[Chris Hansen]].
File:Pedophiledfg.png|Pedophile caught in HD. Look at the shape of his head Lmao.
File:Dfgmentalredartadioncertificate.png|Mental retardation certificate.
File:Inspecciondepenes.png|
File:DFG Lanza.png|[[Adam Lanza]] with DFG cosplay
File:Dfg krakobia simp.png|BTFO.
File:Dfg not a pedo.png|Definitely not a pedo at all.
</gallery>}}

==Videos about him==
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==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@dfg7418|DFG 741}}
*{{twitter|Versalles_741}}
*{{discord|user|fiat_iustitia_et_pereat_mundus}}

==See Also==
[[File:DFG en su cuarto.png|thumb|DFG in his bedroom.]]
*[[Argentina]]
*[[Spain]]
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Formerly his ally
*[[Doomentio]] - Similar to him, however DFG is much, much worse
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Another very disturbing hispanic horrorcow
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and ElZombie, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Chris-chan]] - Similar people
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Polandball]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[CP]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[High Score]] - That time when DFG tried to stab and murder someone in Spain but failed.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Another autistic who also wanted to stab someone but it went wrong, DFG did much worse than him.
*[[Soyjaks]] - His greatest hatred, for some reason.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - DFG if he was a woman

==External Links==
*{{kf|nahuel-scoccia-fernandez-dfg-versalles-eldelfin-rysa-arkadi.209587/|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez / DFG / Versalles / ElDelfin / Rysa / Arkadi}} (In [[spanish]])
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/tb45gtnsovx1j16/El_Cactus__DFG_el_Ped%25C3%25B3filo%252C_Narcisista%252C_Manipulador%252C_Mit%25C3%25B3mano%252C_Acosador%252C_Mentiroso%252C_Egolatra%252C_Pederasta_y_Victimista_%2528DFG%2527s_Bible_o_Sacro_Testamento_Maldawano%2529.pdf/file El Cactus]
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|Qnvyk}}
*[https://gononeas-gang.fandom.com/es/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Gonorreas Gang wiki] {{archive|lM3ZM}}
[[File:Dfg death .png|970px|center|6 fucking years getting rekt by Skyoe.]]
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DFG

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Nanachus:

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{{ibhead|<big>'''DFG'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|9/12/2002 ({{age|2002|9|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, not yet... But faked it and later attempted two times}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread:'''|{{kf|209587}}}}
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'''DFG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Versalles''', '''ElDelfin''', '''Rysa''', '''Arkadi''', '''HuxxxPro''', '''Falkenheimer''', '''Bolchegrenadier1945''', '''Sharlemagnanime''', or '''Jose Alejandro Perez''', is a {{age|2002|9|12}}-year old [[Argentina|argentinian]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[Discord|groomer]], [[CP|pederast]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissist]], manipulator, mythomaniac, [[Internet stalking|stalker]], pathological [[liar]], [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]], [[virgin|virgin with rage]], [[Obsession|obsessive]], [[Egomaniac-monster|egomaniac]], [[Assburger|aspie]], [[anorexic]], [[NEET]], [[weaboo]], [[manchild]], [[basement-dweller]], [[faggot]], [[Piss|urophilic]], supposed [[fascism|fascist]], [[nazi]], and [[Incest|incestuous]] son of a [[bitch]].

He is mainly known in various [[Discord]] communities for leading a [[Fail|failed]] server that he calls "'''The Maldawan Empire'''", [[Lol|he non-ironically thinks that his Discord server is an actual empire and that he is its great "emperor" and "dictator" of it]]. To make himself known, he began [[raiding]] other Discord servers in what he called "[[Wat|conquest campaigns]]", he really thinks that "cyber-wars" exist, [[Taking the Internet Seriously|he takes the internet too seriously]].

DFG has been in conflict for many years with another Discord group known as '''Skyoe''', this group [[Pwned|has been exposing and humiliating him numerous times for his crimes such as grooming and pedophilia]], however despite everything that has happened to him, DFG has refused to give up and recently, he tried to make an alliance with various other controversial users (Mainly [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]) with the intent of "[[Trying too hard|destroying their enemies together]]" but their plans ended up on disaster and DFG got humiliated and exposed once again.

By this point, DFG is considered one of the biggest [[lolcow]]s in [[Argentina]].

[[File:Dfgniña1.jpg|750px|center|"If I lose my virginity it will be with a child"]]

==Terrible childhood and personal life==
According to himself, [[Wtf|his uncles raped and sexually abused his mother]], and DFG has demonstrated certain "[[Gross|strange]]" and unusual traits such as his physical appearance, having a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism deformed chin similar to that of the Habsburgs] (Who practiced incest), or the fact that he suffers from [[AIDS|hemophilia]], this has led many to think that DFG himself could be the product of [[incest]].

[[File:Dfghabsburg.png|750px|center|thumb|Do you notice any similarities?]]

However, '''''this is just a dark theory''''', and at the moment it is not 100% confirmed. The fact that his uncle looks quite similar to him in physical appearance, as well as his "cousin", further supports this theory, since in reality his "cousin" would be his sister, and his uncle would be his real father.

DFG suffered his first trauma at the age of 4, when, according to him, [[Rape|he was abused in kindergarten by a teacher]], being urinated on by her, this led him to develop his [[gross]] [[piss|urophilia]] [[fetish]] for the rest of his life.

He was diagnosed with [[autism]] at a young age, and because apparently his parents did not know how to deal with it, the best they could do was keep him locked up in his house, [[Dying alone|DFG lived most of his childhood and the beginning of his teenage years locked up in isolation without socializing and almost no human contact]], [[Virgin|especially female contact]], only going out every now and then to go to the psychiatric hospital. All this treatment worsened his behavior even more, making him develop some type of [[mental illness]] (Possibly [[schizophrenia]]).

[[File:Dfgabusado.png|thumb|Not making this up]]

It is also very likely that his parents physically abused him, since he stated that "[[Lolwut|when he was little he was taken by the neck and thrown thirty floors below]]" and that despite that "[[Retard|he continues as if nothing happened]]." This is probably one of the reasons of why his parents are currently divorced.

Although at some point he went to [[school]], because he had a physical assault accident where he "[[Tough guy|hit a teacher with a chair on the head]]" (His own words), since then he had home education where he was only told to do homework without having to go in person.

DFG was also taken out of his house from time to time for family gatherings, although rarely, it was so that on one specific occasion, [[Virgin with rage|due to his lack of contact with women]], that for him the experience of having seen and touched his cousin slightly was so exciting that [[Incest Confessions|according to himself he "fell in love" with her]], yes, with his own cousin.

[[File:1736921116369.png|thumb|center|Taringa post where [[Incest/Brother|DFG claims to have fallen in love with his cousin]].]]

==Beginnings in Discord==
[[File:Dfg15años.png|thumb|DFG admits that his social life only exists on Discord and that it started when he was 15 years old.]]
Finally, DFG at the age of [[Im 12 and what is this|15]], in [[2017]], somehow managed to access the internet, and more specifically, Discord, creating his first account on December 10, 2017.

What does "'''DFG'''" really means? Nothing really, as you will see on your keyboard, those 3 keys are together, [[Unoriginality|this guy had no imagination at all when creating a nickname so he simply closed his eyes and typed at random, leaving that as his name]].

The first Discord server and community where DFG would be known was the community called "'''Un Servidor Cualquiera'''" (Later known as '''Un Servidor Lunatico''', '''Klan 201''' or '''Gonorreas Gang'''), a community that originally belonged to the youtuber '''Un Juan Cualquiera''', famous for his series "[[Countryballs|Countryballs LA]]", this group and its derived servers would be the first where DFG would start making a fool of himself.

<center><big><big>'''One of his interactions with the people from the Server Cualquiera during 2018'''</big></big></center>
{{center|<youtube>8XUUfMnnkHc</youtube>}}

On this server he would also met '''Krakobia''', one of the most important people in his history, they would quickly become "[[friends]]", and according to DFG she would become his "[[Forever Alone|first and best friend]]".

Later, DFG moved on to other communities and ended up shortly after in the mapping community, in this community he would meet a group called '''CHC''' ('''Comunidad Hispana de Countryballs'''), led by 2 users mainly: '''Hino''' or '''Guara''' (At that time named '''ParaguayBall1811''', who was [[Underage|11 years old]] at that time) and another known as '''Lobo''', DFG was inspired by both and wanted to create his own group like them, with their help he created his own server: '''Maldawa'''.

[[File:Maldawa.jpg|thumb|Flag of the "Maldawan Empire".]]

==Rise of the Maldawan Empire==
Finally, DFG was able to have his own group to do what he wanted, getting help from the 2 mentioned above (Guara/Hino and Lobo) to establish Maldawa, a server that he created considering it as a "[[LARP|fascist dictatorship]]" and "[[Empire|empire]]" where DFG was considered the supreme leader and everyone had to do what he asked without questioning it. He also declared himself as the "[[Schizophrenia|emperor of Maldawa]]" and the "[[Idiot|supreme general and commander]]" of the "[[Nope|Maldawan armed forces]]" (Really, he said all of this).

[[File:Dfg maldawa.png|thumb|650px|center|[[LARP]]ing in its pure sense.]]

Different people from other mapper servers, as well as various political and history groups entered the server, becoming the first members of Maldawa, while DFG turned Krakobia (Who at this point had became his "[[No|girlfriend]]") into the "''Empress of Maldawa''".

However, although many users from Maldawa thought that this whole "empire" thing was some kind of [[roleplaying]] made by DFG, they would slowly realize that it wasn't. [[Realistic expectations|DFG actually thought of himself as an "emperor" and he seriously thought that his Discord server was an "empire"]] and that [[British|he had to "expand it" through "conquests"]].

How would he "conquer"? This is where the event known as the "'''''third mapper war'''''" would begin where DFG began to go to other mapper servers ([[Pedo Baiting|Mostly inhabited by children who were no older than 12-13 years old]]) to threaten them by getting their [[IP address]] throught malicious links, telling them that if they did not hand over their servers to him he would [[dox]] them, he would apply this tactic on several servers, taking over 38 mapper servers according to him, carrying out "conquests" for his empire.

[[File:Imagen 2025-01-28 165635634.png|thumb|left|DFG boasting that he "managed 38 servers at the same time".]]

During this "[[Internet drama|war]]", he founded another group known as the '''Organization of United Communities''' ('''OCU''') to try to "unify" the mapper community under his command, however shortly after the other mapper servers which were larger and managed by more capable people ([[Oldfags|Teenagers and adults]] instead of the children that DFG always harassed) [[Humiliation|rejected him and ended up raiding his server]], thereby ruining DFG's plans and ending the "mapper war", causing DFG's first defeat.

[[File:DFGOCU.png|thumb|DFG "conquering" a server for the OCU.]]

These type of activities, such as the raids on other people's servers and the fact that DFG thought that "cyber-wars" really existed ended up scaring away several people like Guara/Hino and Lobo as well as others from Maldawa as the time passed by.

DFG also took advantage of the fact that he now had "[[manchild|power]]" to try to get "revenge" against his old "[[Enemy|enemies]]" from the aforementioned circle "Klan 201", starting a long harassment campaign against them that lasted several months, this conflict was motivated more than anything by personal reasons that come from when DFG first registered on discord and joined Un Juan Cualquiera's server as explained at the beginning of the article, but also because several of those people were from Krakobia's circle, [[Obsession|something that DFG of course could not allow]], although many details of that conflict have been lost over time, it is known that in the end the people from that server "Klan 201" (currently Gonorreas Gang) simply lost interest in the matter despite DFG's insistence on continuing the conflict, [[Lol|DFG even invented fictitious victories against them in his head because they simply got bored of him]].

He also got involved in other raiding and harassment campaigns that made him infamous and well-known in many Discord communities in a bad way, having several groups and users as enemies, allies, and so on, DFG always boasted about things like being a "[[Machiavelli|great manipulator]]" and reading numerous manuals on the same thing (How to manipulate) as well as having an "[[Personal army|army]]" that supported him, [[Internet-IRL Warfare|being able to destroy servers, ruin lives]], things like that, and this lasted in various other conflicts during part of the year [[2019]].

[[File:Guerra maldawana.png|thumb|center|450px|One of his "declarations of war" against another Discord server.]]
==Decline of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:DFGcrazy.png|thumb|DFG claims to "be crazy".]]
[[File:Dfgurofilia.png|thumb|A normal conversation for DFG: Talking about his urophilic fetishes.]]
However, he eventually reached a point where he limited himself to not doing much, and by mid-2019, according to him, [[Boring|his "empire" had fallen into decline]].

At this point, another important event would happen in DFG's history: He was contacted by a user known as "'''Sibersk'''", Sibersk was one of the leaders at the time of a newly founded group known as "'''Shadow Claw'''" (The others would be "'''Gengar'''" and "'''ElZombie'''"), and he contacted DFG to make an alliance for the new group, an alliance to which DFG agreed. '''A fatal mistake that at that time most would have no idea'''.

As an ally of Shadow Claw, [[Nothing Ever Happens|DFG would do nothing important]] other than try to use the group to his advantage to fulfill his own goals, getting Shadow Claw (or '''SC''' for short) into trouble, other than that, DFG would do nothing relevant during his stay in Shadow Claw, he would only dedicate himself to bringing out his [[Sick Fuck|sickest side]], talking from time to time in Shadow Claw about his fetishes, such as his [[disgusting]] fetish with urine (or even [[blood]]), his [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], his "[[Unrealistic expectations|aspirations]]" of wanting to be a supposed [[Hitler|world dictator]] and that he wanted Maldawa to conquer the world and [[Holocaust|kill people]], or his hideous personal experiences such as when his uncles abused his mother (As it was related at the beginning), among other things.

[[File:Dfg con mascara.png|thumb|left|DFG with his loli waifu "[[Tulpa|Maldawa-Chan]]" (He edited this pictured himself).]]

He also liked to talk about things like the fact that he invented his own [[loli]] [[waifu]] called "'''Maldawa-Chan'''" and that [[Tulpas|he did not sleep in order to have hallucinations to be with her]], or that he dreamed of traveling to [[Italy]] (The country where [[fascism]] originated), he also said that he had read the biography of [[Hitler]] and [[Mein Kampf]] so he could be a [[Nazi|national socialist]]. DFG himself claimed to be crazy anyways.

In Shadow Claw, DFG also met '''FiX7''', a female user who was '''''11 years old''''' at the time, [[Pedo|DFG became very interested in her and soon after they "became friends", later they entered into a "relationship"]] ([[Cuckfag|Even though DFG still had his "relationship" with Krakobia at the same time]]), although at first Fix said she was 16 out of shame, she would later admit her true age, turning 12, '''something that DFG knew''', and despite this he still wanted to continue their "relationship" anyway, [[Pedophilia|exchanging intimate photos and videos between themselves, DFG even sent to Fix 2 videos of himself masturbating despite knowing her age, which was not even 13 years old, the minimum age of sexual consent in Argentina (Country where they are both from)]].

<center>[[File:Dfg fix.png|450px|center]]</center>

DFG would also ask Fix to make strange drawings, for example a drawing where [[Self-insert|DFG's avatar kisses a little girl]].

[[File:Dfgfixdrawing.png|thumb|The drawing in question.]]

The turning point would come at the end of 2019, specifically in November, when after certain internal and personal conflicts between the leaders of Shadow Claw that had led Sibersk to separate from SC and create his own group called "'''La Turquesa'''", the conflict between the 2 groups finally broke out, [[Gay|DFG quickly sided with Sibersk as they were both friends]], deciding to betray Shadow Claw, although at this time he did not make his betrayal obvious, remaining as a "spy" for Sibersk within Shadow Claw's private groups leaking information, however shortly after in December he would be discovered, sealing his fate forever by officially beginning his conflict with Shadow Claw: '''His worst mistake without doubt'''.

[[File:Dfgsc.png|thumb|left|Unknowingly, he ruined what little good life he had left.]]

It would be here where he began to see himself more and more exposed, especially with what he had done to Fix, [[Doxed|shortly after his personal information began to leak]]. Fix herself decided to stay away from him, however DFG in his [[Mind Fuck|twisted mind]] thought that it was all some kind of "plan" by Shadow Claw and that Fix had been "mindwashed" or something like that and began to harass her for months in order to try to "[[No girls on the Internet|recover her from the clutches of the evil Shadow claw]]" (According to him), in this pathetic way ending the year 2019.

[[File:Dfgfix2.jpg|550px|center|thumb|According to him, this interaction with Fix never happened.]]
==Fall of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:Dfg krakobia.png|thumb|Krakobia abandons DFG for good.]]
[[2020]] started out terribly for DFG as well, as Krakobia, his "empress", also abandoned him, mostly because he, as mentioned before, had been harassing her friends and she no longer wanted to have anything to do with him upon seeing how [[disturbed]] DFG had become. [[Loser|Despite DFG desperately begging her not to abandon him]], she quickly left him for good.

Well that should be how things should be, but obviously DFG did not gave up and [[Creep|began to pursue her for years]], harassing her until the year [[2023]] as it was learned some time later, reaching the point of forcing her to create new accounts just because he discovered her Discord tag.

Regarding the conflict with Shadow Claw, things had not gone well for him either, as DFG was slowly becoming another "[[lolcow]]" of Shadow Claw, turning into a for target of [[memes]] and mockery that became more and more frequent by different people on different servers, especially from ElZombie, one of the leaders of Shadow Claw, while more people with the time gave up on Maldawa and abandoned him, he never managed to respond to his accusations regarding Fix, the only thing DFG did in this period and his only efficient tactic apparently was to [[Reportfag|report accounts of Shadow Claw members, especially those of its administrators, which he sometimes managed to take down]], on one occasion, specifically in January 2020, he managed to take down the server once with massive reports, [[Failure|celebrating this as if it was a super "achievement" and "a great victory"]] despite the fact that Shadow Claw created a new server shortly after and [[Nobody Cares|no one gave importance to this]].

[[File:DFG LOL.mp4|thumb|The reporting dance.]]

Finally in mid-January 2020, Sibersk, the person who started it all, approached Gengar, the main leader of Shadow Claw and they talked, making peace, ending the conflict between Shadow Claw and La Turquesa, [[Nobody likes you|leaving DFG and Maldawa alone in their fight with Shadow Claw]].

In March, DFG and Sibersk would have personal problems between them that led to DFG ending up "declaring war" on La Turquesa (now called '''Horda Turquesa''') and the alliance of both groups being dissolved, during this conflict DFG made an attempt to "conquer" Turquesa by trying to manipulate a friend of Sibersk named '''Kenkinov''' who was an administrator there, however ElZombie (who was also an administrator of Turquesa) started to [[spam]] memes of DFG during the "conquest" attempt and ended up making DFG look ridiculous to the point of making him [[Crybaby|cry]], causing him to [[Butthurt|have an almost psychotic attack and making him flee the server]].

[[File:Dfgcrying.png|thumb|left|DFG during his attempt to conquer La Turquesa.]]

This would be the first conflict between DFG and Sibersk, as shortly after this they would talk privately and supposedly "make peace".

It is worth mentioning that the relationship between these two (Sibersk and DFG), although it was [[Gay|friendship]], DFG always had the interest of taking things "[[Boyfriend|further]]", [[Obvious|making Sibersk very uncomfortable]], especially since DFG's main interest with this was to use Sibersk as a "''replacement for Krakobia''", this would cause even more problems when Sibersk got a partner of his own.

In mid-2020, internal conflicts within the administration of Shadow Claw would cause its collapse and the retirement of Gengar, leading to the emergence shortly after of a new "successor": "'''Purple Heaven'''", which was very similar, having a large part of the former members of Shadow Claw and the old administration.

DFG, for unknown reasons, probably out of resentment, shortly after (A few weeks) the creation of this new group, would begin to make plans to "eradicate" it, from here he would begin for the rest of the year to manipulate other people to do his dirty work so that they "destroy" Purple Heaven (or '''PH''') for him: First he would try to use a [[kid]] named '''Asdro''' who would be [[hacked]] and humiliated shortly after, then a [[Youtube|youtuber]] named '''Necromante2019''' and his group named "'''Ejercito Pensante'''", then a user named '''Daiki''' (Who ended up betraying him) and finally he would meet his ultimate [[slave]]: A user from [[Banana|Honduras]] named '''ForceCR''', another [[fag]] who just like him since the end of 2019 had been a "lolcow" of Shadow Claw and Purple Heaven and therefore was the perfect servant for DFG.

[[File:Dfgforce.png|thumb|Master and pet: DFG and ForceCR.]]

Obviously he never was able to do anything to Purple Heaven and all of his plans ended in failure, one of the people who stood out the most during these times of humiliations to DFG was the first leader of Purple Heaven (He retired shortly after) called '''Puruan TRP''', who in numerous ways ridiculed and humiliated him to the point of getting DFG [[blocked]] from the entire mapper community in that year 2020 and [[Delete Fucking Everything|making DFG delete numerous channels and remove several members from his server en masse]] out of pure [[paranoia]], condemning Maldawa from that point to exist as a ghost server with pure inactivity and very few members until its final elimination in [[2022]].

[[File:PicsArt 08-17-10.34.15.jpg|thumb|450px|center|DFG vs Purple Heaven.]]

In [[2021]], DFG had not progressed at all and his "empire" was still completely [[dead]] and almost forgotten by this time.

<center><big><big>'''2021 Fail Squad'''</big></big></center>
[[File:Parody of DFG and friends.mp4|center|350px]]

DFG would do his most atrocious act in this period, at the beginning of the year, he was still obsessed with Fix, and in his sick mind, he thought that she had "betrayed" him, '''so [[Revenge porn|he decided to leak, without any remorse, intimate photos and videos of Fix]] (And a reminder that by the time DFG did this, first of all he was already 18, and second, Fix [[CP|was barely 12 when she took all these photos and videos]])'''.

These photos and videos went circulating several discord servers, Fix retired shortly after this.

Halfway through the year, after personal events between Sibersk and DFG, another conflict would begin between the two again, this time Sibersk decided create "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dyPgEqT3yrN5R_cGm-KlfTI6M6g_o2b1zDVyDQh3blQ/edit?tab=t.0 El Cactus]", a blog that exposed DFG for all his crimes and questionable acts such as [[grooming]] (Including his attempt of grooming a '''10-year-old girl'''), also in this blog Sibersk recounts his personal experience with him since he met him in detail.

[[File:Dfg10yearsold.jpg|650px|center|thumb|DFG says that he liked a 10-year-old girl.]]

The creation of "El Cactus" would be the definitive breaking point in the relationship between DFG and Sibersk, [[Rekt|evidently DFG was never able to respond or refute anything written in that blog]].

During this time, DFG would have conflicts with other users such as one called "'''Kurau'''", an ex-friend of ElZombie, who created a server called "'''NexoFuna a DFG'''" putting memes, screenshots and other things from DFG, preserving them over time.

In this new conflict DFG was helped by a literal [[Child|11-year-old mapper]] named '''zProvincias''' who had a server called "'''Dark Farast'''" that was supposedly "[[Stupid|successor to Maldawa]]" as they also pretended to be an "empire" on Discord, another of his allies was a user named '''Meddiout''' (also known as '''Mitzumekozo''') who [[Pedophilia apologia|defended him from his pedophilia accusations]], in the end DFG said that he "[[Gay kiss|fell in love" with Meddiout]].

[[Lulz|Meddiout would end up getting doxed by Sibersk throught the mobile game Clash Royale]].

[[File:Dfgmeddiout.png|thumb|'''[[GAY]]'''.]]

[[File:4Cj2ioF.jpg|thumb|left|"DFG X Twi".]]

Also during this year a famous incident happened when DFG was [[Catfish|catfished]] by someone called "'''Twi'''", leaking extremely disgusting and humiliating photos of DFG: In one he wrote "''DFG X Twi''" on his arm, in other ones he was seen [[YandereDev|drinking his own semen]], [[Self-injury|he also self-harmed his chest]] and sent nude photos of himself.

[[File:DFGcum.png|thumb|350px|center|DFG tasting his own cum.]]

=="Silent Era" and another conflict with Skyoe==
[[File:Dfgaccounthacked.png|thumb|DFG's ANSES account gets hacked.]]
Entering the year 2022, DFG [[Coward|went into a lower profile]], at this point being known on most of the servers he's been on as a pedophile and a lolcow, but he wouldn't do something really important during this year.

At the end of this year, an incident occurred with "'''Skyoe'''" (At this point, Purple Heaven no longer existed, but there were other successor servers of the same group, which will be simply called "Skyoe") which led to DFG's family [[Doxbin|finally being doxed, obtaining information of even his grandparents]], and even getting DFG's ID photo and hacking into his ANSES accounts.

His parents were contacted, his mother was told about his pedophilia and his various questionable acts on the internet, she would say that [[Grounding videos|she hit DFG]] and that according to her "[[Wut|he would go down on his pedophilia]]", [[Nothing of value was lost|DFG was forced to delete Maldawa permanently, by then a completely dead server and devoted of any activity, he also deleted his first Discord account that he had since 2017]], despite what happened, he shortly after created a new Discord account and then continued as if nothing had happened.

Despite the elimination of Maldawa, [[Delusional|even to this day DFG still thinks that his "empire" still exists]].

==Travel to Spain and more humiliations==
[[File:Dfg chad.png|thumb|left|DFG or Versalles, circa 2023.]]
By [[2023]], despite the fact that DFG was already a [[Suicide|20-year-old adult]], he would have no purpose in life other than to continue on the internet, without studying at any university ([[NEET|Living supported by his mother and paid by the government for his mental disabilities]]) and having no interest in looking for any kind of job, so he created a new account called "'''Rysa'''" to "go unnoticed" [[Tranny|where he pretended to be a woman]].

He got involved in a new community dedicated to [[Paradox Interactive|war and strategy games]], especially the YouTube channel server "'''Mayorcetegaming'''" (Channel dedicated to this type of games), where he began calling himself "'''Versalles'''", [[Deadname|a name that he would start using in order to try to distance himself from the bad reputation that he has in his best-known name "DFG"]], in the community of Mayorcete he met a user that we will call “'''M'''” , who at an undetermined point became his partner.

DFG also had the chance to met again his old friend from 2018 Guara/Hino, although Guara was very disgusted when he saw the monster and abomination that DFG had become, during one of their conversations Guara had claimed that it was thanks to him that "Maldawa was created" (Which is, in part, true), this comment by Guara affected DFG greatly, [[Crazy|DFG began to believe that Guara wanted to "steal" or "take credit" for what seemed to be his greatest and only achievement in his life which was Maldawa]], since then starting an animosity from DFG to Guara that even after a whole year he would still have, it would get much worse when DFG would discover that Guara was involved with Skyoe, his "greatest enemies".

For years, even since 2019, DFG always liked to fantasize about wanting to travel to [[Spain]], and that's how in mid-2023, DFG spoke to Gengar (Ex-leader of Shadow Claw, who had recently returned to Discord) telling him that he wanted to go live in Spain and that "Gengar would help him find accommodation" (Since Gengar was Spanish).

[[File:DFGspain.png|thumb|Where all of his trouble began...]]

Gengar, not taking him seriously, agreed and DFG [[Stupid|without thinking it twice]], with only a suitcase, some [[money]] stolen from his parents and a "[[Communist|general]]" hat took the flight from Buenos Aires to Madrid.

As soon as he arrived, Gengar went to look for him with a [[IRL]] friend of his, finding him shortly after, what Gengar would emphasize the most would be the smell of DFG which would be [[Chernobyl|extremely disgusting and horrible]] according to him.

Shortly after, they got on a bus and arrived at a forest, after this [[Pwned|Gengar and his friend would assault DFG in the forest, robbing him and leaving him homeless and abandoned in the middle of nowhere]], all of this was recorded in different videos.

[[File:DFG trying to escape from Argentina.mp4|center|450px]]

Apparently, despite the fact that they stole money from him, what DFG would give the most importance to would be his "general" hat that he carried with him, [[Tard rage|becoming furious]].

DFG had a hidden purpose in traveling to Spain, which was to see "M" in person, since "M" is Spanish, even trying to assist DFG during his trip, so once he was left [[homeless]], the first thing he did when wandering the streets of Madrid and its surrounding towns was to go to her house to try to get her to give him lodging, [[Invasion|trying to get inside almost illegally]], something that obviously the girl's parents did not allow, after that they saw each other for the last time in a nearby park and from there they would not know more about each other for a while.

Nobody knows how he managed to survive in Spain but it is known that he slept on the streets, a few weeks after the assault incident, he contacted Gengar to agree when to see each other again so that he would "return his hat", the day came and: In the town of Colmenar Viejo, Madrid, DFG carried a [[Edgy|knife]] with which [[Murder|he tried to stab Gengar]], failing to do that, [[Wtf|he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees]], [[Retard|screaming for Gengar to be arrested]], causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.

[[File:In prison.mp4|thumb|DFG in prison.]]

Once arrested, according to Gengar's account, DFG began to cry, Gengar was released shortly after, being taken home by the same police, while DFG had his papers checked and the police noticed irregularities. It is not known how long DFG was imprisoned, [[Epic Fail|although in the end he was deported back to Argentina]].

[[File:Reference to the incidents that DFG made.png|center|450px|thumb|Memes about the Spain incident.]]

In the virtual world, DFG didn't learn anything and continued to be the same horrible guy as always in the "Mayorcetegaming" community, [[Drama|causing more and more controversy that would finally explode the following year]].
==Current times==
[[File:Dfgm.png|thumb|"M" talks about how DFG was with her during their relationship.]]
At the beggining of [[2024]], finally everyone on the Mayorcetegaming server would grew sick of DFG, [[Abusive|after it was revealed that his relationship with "M" was toxic and abusive, just like his previous relationships with Fix and Krakobia were]], DFG was confronted on a public server, they would also decide to dig into his past, quickly uncovering his accusations of pedophilia and his dox.

News of this quickly reached Skyoe, various members of Skyoe were invited to the server, [[Coward|causing DFG to flee]] and finally making him break off his relationship with "M", with her declaring that she wants nothing to do with him.

After this, DFG (or "Versalles") got [[Pwned|permanently banned from the Mayorcetegaming community and all groups related to it]].

[[File:DFGmayorcete.png|thumb|left|DFG gets banned from Mayorcete.]]

What many would not know is that DFG since the middle of 2023, after what happened with both Guara and Gengar, had been devising a "'''''master plan'''''" against Skyoe, to do this [[No Life|he spent much of 2023, all of 2024 and early 2025 collecting all the information he could on members of Skyoe and Guara]], [[Defamation|however most of the information is false]], much of the information that DFG collected is also irrelevant such as captures from 2020 that are mostly random comments without major importance.

While DFG was putting together his big plan, he became obsessed with another minor known as "'''Riri'''" or "'''Naides'''" aged 13, [[Chris Hansen|even though he was 21-22 years old at the time]]. Although he denies being a pedophile, he sees it as perfectly normal to talk to and "be friends" with a minor of this age, manipulating her with his strange ideas. One day, after certain events occurred, DFG became upset with the girl and [[Death threat|began to threaten her with her personal information, even sending messages to her parents, he began to threaten and extort her in such abrupt ways even telling her to delete her Discord account]].

[[File:DFG THE KILLER.jpg|thumb|Just look at his hand...]]

[[File:Dfgriri.jpg|450px|center|thumb|DFG threatening a 13 year old girl with her personal information.]]

To achieve his "grand plan", he made [[Autistic Legion of Doom|an alliance]] with various others questionable users just like him, mainly Guara's enemies like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] and '''Corbata Roja''', other of his allies were '''Warren''', '''Kaede''' and '''Bhalmajor''', all of DFG allies are well-known for [[Truth|being stalkers, doxers and groomers]].

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|550px|center|DFG and his friends.]]

In December 2024, DFG created a "secret Discord server" where he put the "[[Fake|evidence]]" he supposedly "collected" from Guara and Skyoe, but DFG did not take on to account the fact that all this time he had spies in his groups and everything got leaked during the first days of [[2025]], [[Lol|causing his brutal exposure and humiliation once again, as well of his allies]]. [[Faggot|This also made Jerry ran away from the server as soon as they got discovered]].

[[File:JerryMexican.mp4|thumb|DFG's "secret Discord server".]]

After this, DFG had a mental breakdown when he realized that his "ultimate plan" that lasted more than a year got ruined and he began spamming on [[Twitter]] a picture of a supposed "[[lawsuit]]" that he made to Skyoe using false accusations.

Later, seeing that everyone abandoned him, he had no choice but to betray Jerry and Corbata Roja, for supposedly being "cowards" [[Hipocrite|despite the fact that he himself is a coward]].

<center><big><big>'''And the story continues to this day...'''</big></big></center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|EPIC FAIL|0|Couldn't even push Gengar because of his physical weakness|0|What was he thinking?|1|Caused a slight public scandal that led to both of them being arrested| -∞|Proved that the supposed most "edgy" people from the internet can't do shit when confronted IRL|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Worst stabber ever}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:Guardia Civil.png|150px]]|Guardia Civil}}

==Friends of DFG==
===ForceCR / Leib===
[[File:Imagen 2025-05-21 204656345.png|thumb|190px|left|ForceCR.]]
'''ForceCR''' [[AKA|also known as]] '''Leib''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kevin Jimmy Salgado''') is a [[retard]] who originally was a member of Skyoe (Shadow Claw at that time), after getting humiliated too many times on the serverand rejected by everyone because he liked to [[LARP]] of being a <s>scriptkiddie</s> "[[hacker]]", he switched sides and became the [[Slavery|loyal servant of DFG]], a role he has keep for 5 years by now. He is also known for being a a simp of [[E-girls and e-boys|Konex Entertainment]] (Friend of [[Peluchin Entertainment]]) and he likes to justify himself by saying that he has [[Assburgers]]. At last he is a poor [[nigger]] from the irrelevant country of [[Monkey|Honduras]].
===Mi Vida Bajo El Puente / El Jerry Reviewer===
[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Just go to read his article and shut the fuck up.]]
===FMO (Ircam, Bhalmajor, Warren, Kaede)===
[[File:Fmodfgh.png|thumb|190px|DFG on a voice chat with his pedo friends.]]
A cliqué of Discord pedophiles and manchildren obsessed with [[Ken L Wright]]. [[Hypocrisy|They defended DFG but at the same time accused others of being groomers or pedophiles]].
===zProvincias===
A [[13-year-old boy]] who was groomed by DFG and formed a "[[Fail|h4x0r]]" group known as '''Dark Farast''' which copies Maldawa but generally nobody cares about. DFG claims that he's his "successor" [[Soyjak.party|or something]].
===Rama 3210===
[[File:Ramapedo.png|thumb|190px|left|Ramiro admitting to being a pedophile.]]
'''Rama 3210''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ramiro Valentin Retolaza''') is another argentinian pedophile who got [[catfish|catfished]] 3 times in a row and masturbated on videocam while DFG was recording. DFG, despite knowing that he's a pedophile who sent his nudes to a 13-year old girl while he was 19, continued talking to him, it is even rumored that DFG groomed Rama when he was still a minor but this is unconfirmed. DFG likes to accuse his enemies of being pedophiles without proof while at the same time he talks to one.
==FanArts and Memes==
{{Collapsegallery|Maldawan Gallery|Maldawan|center|<gallery>
File:DFG THE FACE.png|[[Incel]] vs [[chad]].
File:SHITTY FICTION COUNTRY.jpg|
File:DFGPosting.png|The Maldawan Gang.
File:PHposteo.png|Fucking autistic.
File:DFG DEAD.png|DFG and his dead friends.
File:Dfg necrotemante soy.png|DFG and [[DrossRotzank#Necrotemantegets rekt|Necrotemante]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DFG x Valdrox.png|[[Cristali|What does this shit remind me of?]]
File:DFG Rule34.png|[[Rule 34]].
File:DFG HTF.png|[[Happy Tree Friends]] Version.
File:XDDDDDDD.png|Together with [[Peluchin Entertainment]].
File:DFG soy.png|
File:Dfgsoyjak3.png|His friendship with Jerry
File:Dfgsoyjak2.png|Did you know that DFG doesn't like [[Soyjak.party|soyjaks]]?
File:DFG y hugo son similares.png|Wanted to stab someone and it went wrong and this is much worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].
File:El Maldawano DFG con almohada con agujero.png|The Argentinian Edition of [[MadThad0890]].
File:Dfgchrishansen.png|DFG encountering [[Chris Hansen]].
File:Pedophiledfg.png|Pedophile caught in HD. Look at the shape of his head Lmao.
File:Dfgmentalredartadioncertificate.png|Mental retardation certificate.
File:Inspecciondepenes.png|
File:DFG Lanza.png|[[Adam Lanza]] with DFG cosplay
File:Dfg krakobia simp.png|BTFO.
File:Dfg not a pedo.png|Definitely not a pedo at all.
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==Videos about him==
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==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@dfg7418|DFG 741}}
*{{twitter|Versalles_741}}
*{{discord|user|fiat_iustitia_et_pereat_mundus}}

==See Also==
[[File:DFG en su cuarto.png|thumb|DFG in his bedroom.]]
*[[Argentina]]
*[[Spain]]
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Formerly his ally
*[[Doomentio]] - Similar to him, however DFG is much, much worse
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Another very disturbing hispanic horrorcow
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and ElZombie, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Chris-chan]] - Similar people
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Polandball]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[CP]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[High Score]] - That time when DFG tried to stab and murder someone in Spain but failed.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Another autistic who also wanted to stab someone but it went wrong, DFG did much worse than him.
*[[Soyjaks]] - His greatest hatred, for some reason.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - DFG if he was a woman

==External Links==
*{{kf|nahuel-scoccia-fernandez-dfg-versalles-eldelfin-rysa-arkadi.209587/|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez / DFG / Versalles / ElDelfin / Rysa / Arkadi}} (In [[spanish]])
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/tb45gtnsovx1j16/El_Cactus__DFG_el_Ped%25C3%25B3filo%252C_Narcisista%252C_Manipulador%252C_Mit%25C3%25B3mano%252C_Acosador%252C_Mentiroso%252C_Egolatra%252C_Pederasta_y_Victimista_%2528DFG%2527s_Bible_o_Sacro_Testamento_Maldawano%2529.pdf/file El Cactus]
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|Qnvyk}}
*[https://gononeas-gang.fandom.com/es/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Gonorreas Gang wiki] {{archive|lM3ZM}}
[[File:Dfg death .png|970px|center|6 fucking years getting rekt by Skyoe.]]
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No life

2025-09-11T07:24:36Z

Nanachus:

[[Image:nolife.jpg|thumb|Can't kill them...]]

A [[You|person]] who has NO social life whatsoever. This is about [[statistics|98.9%]] of everyone on the [[internets]].

==Etymology/Explanation==
Without variation, the first accusation or retort of the [[pwned]] is that the [[pwn]]r has '''no life'''. This is normally phrased as a claim that the [[pwn]]r spends too much [[time]] on the [[Internets]], or that the incidence of [[pwn]]age took "too much time" or "too much effort", clearly indicating that the [[pwn]]r is [[obsessed]] with and quite possibly [[Internet stalking]] the [[pwn]]ee. The [[pwned]] may also attempt to put on a facade that they are [[Too cool for the internet|"too cool for this internet shit anyways."]]

Because this is almost the exclusive standard usage of the phrase, '''no life''' has become a ''de facto'' acknowledgment of [[pwn]]ification. Thus most [[troll]]s will remain unsatisfied until told they have '''no life'''.

==Variations==
* "Get a life"
* "Wow, that must have taken forever. [[fact#Factual Inaccuracy|Clearly]] you have '''no life'''."
* "Wow, you are spending way too much time arguing with me. [[fact#Factual Inaccuracy|Clearly]] you have '''no life'''."
* "You keep commenting because you have '''no life'''." See [[occupatio]].
* "Why don't you spend more of your time with your kids instead of arguing on the [[Internets]]?"—a favorite of [[pwned]] [[teen mothers]]
* "Poor, poor dear. Here, have a nickel and get yourself a life."
* "Yeah right, you don't work, you spend all day online trolling because you have '''no life'''!"
* "Obviously you have '''no life''' and should probably kill yourself in order to not waste any more of the precious, precious natural resources currently keeping that stink sack you call skin alive."
* "Well, pardon [[mexican|me]] for HAVING A LIFE, [[cracker|gringo]]. "

==Comebacks==

* "[[NO U]]"
* "[[BAWWW]]"
* "[[U MAD]]"
* "[[lol]]"
* "[[Rofl]]"
* "[[Your Mom]]"

Any one or more of these will guarantee instant [[drama]] and [[butthurt]] met with "[[G2g i need sleep]]." Best of all, they require [[lazy|minimal typing]].

==List of People Who Have No Life==
[[Image:Sogen Kato.jpg|thumb|This guy also has '''[[pun|no life]]'''.]]
* [[Asspies]]
* [[Basement Dwellers|Commentary Community, the]] [[so-called|(So-called)]]
* [[Cheddar-Cheesia]]
* [[Youtube Poop|Gorilla Judge, the]]
* [[Gsnfag]]s
* [[Kevin and Kat]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|LoGatto, Anthony ("A-Log")]] and [[Friends of A-Log|all his shut-in little friends]]
* [[Meowbark]]
* [[Sceptre]]
* [[Ser Amantio di Nicolao]]
* [[Solitaire]]
* [[Jimbo Wales|Wales, James Donal]]
* [[You]]
* [[Kaoru Yuuka|Yuuka, Kaoru]]
* [[Zezima]]
* [[Zombies]]

==Fanfiction==
[[Image:South Park Fat Guy.png|thumb|left|The author of this story.]]
My eyes glaze over as I stare at the unnatural florescent glow of the computer monitor. Suddenly, I realize I've had to urinate for 5 hours now. I was so entranced in my game of Warcraft that I never noticed. I stagger off of my chair, which has a hole worn in it from my fat ass grinding against it for almost 3 years straight. I limp into the bathroom and turn on the light. I glance into the mirror and stop. Something caught my interest. I looked into the mirror, at myself, into my eyes - my tired, limp, lazy, dull, lifeless eyes. And in that moment, reality hits me like a stone in the head; I have no life left, for the Internet has sucked it away, into the virtual world, gone among the billions of ones and zeros...I have no life...

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DFG

2025-09-11T06:48:41Z

Nanachus: /* FanArts and Memes */

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{{ibhead|<big>'''DFG'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|9/12/2002 ({{age|2002|9|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, not yet... But faked it and later attempted two times}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread:'''|{{kf|209587}}}}
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'''DFG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Versalles''', '''ElDelfin''', '''Rysa''', '''Arkadi''', '''HuxxxPro''', '''Falkenheimer''', '''Bolchegrenadier1945''', '''Sharlemagnanime''', or '''Jose Alejandro Perez''', is a {{age|2002|9|12}}-year old [[Argentina|argentinian]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[Discord|groomer]], [[CP|pederast]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissist]], manipulator, mythomaniac, [[Internet stalking|stalker]], pathological [[liar]], [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]], [[virgin|virgin with rage]], [[Obsession|obsessive]], [[Egomaniac-monster|egomaniac]], [[Assburger|aspie]], [[anorexic]], [[NEET]], [[weaboo]], [[manchild]], [[basement-dweller]], [[faggot]], [[Piss|urophilic]], supposed [[fascism|fascist]], [[nazi]], and [[Incest|incestuous]] son of a [[bitch]].

He is mainly known in various [[Discord]] communities for leading a [[Fail|failed]] server that he calls "'''The Maldawan Empire'''", [[Lol|he non-ironically thinks that his Discord server is an actual empire and that he is its great "emperor" and "dictator" of it]]. To make himself known, he began [[raiding]] other Discord servers in what he called "[[Wat|conquest campaigns]]", he really thinks that "cyber-wars" exist, [[Taking the Internet Seriously|he takes the internet too seriously]].

DFG has been in conflict for many years with another Discord group known as '''Skyoe''', this group [[Pwned|has been exposing and humiliating him numerous times for his crimes such as grooming and pedophilia]], however despite everything that has happened to him, DFG has refused to give up and recently, he tried to make an alliance with various other controversial users (Mainly [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]) with the intent of "[[Trying too hard|destroying their enemies together]]" but their plans ended up on disaster and DFG got humiliated and exposed once again.

By this point, DFG is considered one of the biggest [[lolcow]]s in [[Argentina]].

[[File:Dfgniña1.jpg|750px|center|"If I lose my virginity it will be with a child"]]

==Terrible childhood and personal life==
According to himself, [[Wtf|his uncles raped and sexually abused his mother]], and DFG has demonstrated certain "[[Gross|strange]]" and unusual traits such as his physical appearance, having a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism deformed chin similar to that of the Habsburgs] (Who practiced incest), or the fact that he suffers from [[AIDS|hemophilia]], this has led many to think that DFG himself could be the product of [[incest]].

[[File:Dfghabsburg.png|750px|center|thumb|Do you notice any similarities?]]

However, '''''this is just a dark theory''''', and at the moment it is not 100% confirmed. The fact that his uncle looks quite similar to him in physical appearance, as well as his "cousin", further supports this theory, since in reality his "cousin" would be his sister, and his uncle would be his real father.

DFG suffered his first trauma at the age of 4, when, according to him, [[Rape|he was abused in kindergarten by a teacher]], being urinated on by her, this led him to develop his [[gross]] [[piss|urophilia]] [[fetish]] for the rest of his life.

He was diagnosed with [[autism]] at a young age, and because apparently his parents did not know how to deal with it, the best they could do was keep him locked up in his house, [[Dying alone|DFG lived most of his childhood and the beginning of his teenage years locked up in isolation without socializing and almost no human contact]], [[Virgin|especially female contact]], only going out every now and then to go to the psychiatric hospital. All this treatment worsened his behavior even more, making him develop some type of [[mental illness]] (Possibly [[schizophrenia]]).

[[File:Dfgabusado.png|thumb|Not making this up]]

It is also very likely that his parents physically abused him, since he stated that "[[Lolwut|when he was little he was taken by the neck and thrown thirty floors below]]" and that despite that "[[Retard|he continues as if nothing happened]]." This is probably one of the reasons of why his parents are currently divorced.

Although at some point he went to [[school]], because he had a physical assault accident where he "[[Tough guy|hit a teacher with a chair on the head]]" (His own words), since then he had home education where he was only told to do homework without having to go in person.

DFG was also taken out of his house from time to time for family gatherings, although rarely, it was so that on one specific occasion, [[Virgin with rage|due to his lack of contact with women]], that for him the experience of having seen and touched his cousin slightly was so exciting that [[Incest Confessions|according to himself he "fell in love" with her]], yes, with his own cousin.

[[File:1736921116369.png|thumb|center|Taringa post where [[Incest/Brother|DFG claims to have fallen in love with his cousin]].]]

==Beginnings in Discord==
[[File:Dfg15años.png|thumb|DFG admits that his social life only exists on Discord and that it started when he was 15 years old.]]
Finally, DFG at the age of [[Im 12 and what is this|15]], in [[2017]], somehow managed to access the internet, and more specifically, Discord, creating his first account on December 10, 2017.

What does "'''DFG'''" really means? Nothing really, as you will see on your keyboard, those 3 keys are together, [[Unoriginality|this guy had no imagination at all when creating a nickname so he simply closed his eyes and typed at random, leaving that as his name]].

The first Discord server and community where DFG would be known was the community called "'''Un Servidor Cualquiera'''" (Later known as '''Un Servidor Lunatico''', '''Klan 201''' or '''Gonorreas Gang'''), a community that originally belonged to the youtuber '''Un Juan Cualquiera''', famous for his series "[[Countryballs|Countryballs LA]]", this group and its derived servers would be the first where DFG would start making a fool of himself.

<center><big><big>'''One of his interactions with the people from the Server Cualquiera during 2018'''</big></big></center>
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On this server he would also met '''Krakobia''', one of the most important people in his history, they would quickly become "[[friends]]", and according to DFG she would become his "[[Forever Alone|first and best friend]]".

Later, DFG moved on to other communities and ended up shortly after in the mapping community, in this community he would meet a group called '''CHC''' ('''Comunidad Hispana de Countryballs'''), led by 2 users mainly: '''Hino''' or '''Guara''' (At that time named '''ParaguayBall1811''', who was [[Underage|11 years old]] at that time) and another known as '''Lobo''', DFG was inspired by both and wanted to create his own group like them, with their help he created his own server: '''Maldawa'''.

[[File:Maldawa.jpg|thumb|Flag of the "Maldawan Empire".]]

==Rise of the Maldawan Empire==
Finally, DFG was able to have his own group to do what he wanted, getting help from the 2 mentioned above (Guara/Hino and Lobo) to establish Maldawa, a server that he created considering it as a "[[LARP|fascist dictatorship]]" and "[[Empire|empire]]" where DFG was considered the supreme leader and everyone had to do what he asked without questioning it. He also declared himself as the "[[Schizophrenia|emperor of Maldawa]]" and the "[[Idiot|supreme general and commander]]" of the "[[Nope|Maldawan armed forces]]" (Really, he said all of this).

[[File:Dfg maldawa.png|thumb|650px|center|[[LARP]]ing in its pure sense.]]

Different people from other mapper servers, as well as various political and history groups entered the server, becoming the first members of Maldawa, while DFG turned Krakobia (Who at this point had became his "[[No|girlfriend]]") into the "''Empress of Maldawa''".

However, although many users from Maldawa thought that this whole "empire" thing was some kind of [[roleplaying]] made by DFG, they would slowly realize that it wasn't. [[Realistic expectations|DFG actually thought of himself as an "emperor" and he seriously thought that his Discord server was an "empire"]] and that [[British|he had to "expand it" through "conquests"]].

How would he "conquer"? This is where the event known as the "'''''third mapper war'''''" would begin where DFG began to go to other mapper servers ([[Pedo Baiting|Mostly inhabited by children who were no older than 12-13 years old]]) to threaten them by getting their [[IP address]] throught malicious links, telling them that if they did not hand over their servers to him he would [[dox]] them, he would apply this tactic on several servers, taking over 38 mapper servers according to him, carrying out "conquests" for his empire.

[[File:Imagen 2025-01-28 165635634.png|thumb|left|DFG boasting that he "managed 38 servers at the same time".]]

During this "[[Internet drama|war]]", he founded another group known as the '''Organization of United Communities''' ('''OCU''') to try to "unify" the mapper community under his command, however shortly after the other mapper servers which were larger and managed by more capable people ([[Oldfags|Teenagers and adults]] instead of the children that DFG always harassed) [[Humiliation|rejected him and ended up raiding his server]], thereby ruining DFG's plans and ending the "mapper war", causing DFG's first defeat.

[[File:DFGOCU.png|thumb|DFG "conquering" a server for the OCU.]]

These type of activities, such as the raids on other people's servers and the fact that DFG thought that "cyber-wars" really existed ended up scaring away several people like Guara/Hino and Lobo as well as others from Maldawa as the time passed by.

DFG also took advantage of the fact that he now had "[[manchild|power]]" to try to get "revenge" against his old "[[Enemy|enemies]]" from the aforementioned circle "Klan 201", starting a long harassment campaign against them that lasted several months, this conflict was motivated more than anything by personal reasons that come from when DFG first registered on discord and joined Un Juan Cualquiera's server as explained at the beginning of the article, but also because several of those people were from Krakobia's circle, [[Obsession|something that DFG of course could not allow]], although many details of that conflict have been lost over time, it is known that in the end the people from that server "Klan 201" (currently Gonorreas Gang) simply lost interest in the matter despite DFG's insistence on continuing the conflict, [[Lol|DFG even invented fictitious victories against them in his head because they simply got bored of him]].

He also got involved in other raiding and harassment campaigns that made him infamous and well-known in many Discord communities in a bad way, having several groups and users as enemies, allies, and so on, DFG always boasted about things like being a "[[Machiavelli|great manipulator]]" and reading numerous manuals on the same thing (How to manipulate) as well as having an "[[Personal army|army]]" that supported him, [[Internet-IRL Warfare|being able to destroy servers, ruin lives]], things like that, and this lasted in various other conflicts during part of the year [[2019]].

[[File:Guerra maldawana.png|thumb|center|450px|One of his "declarations of war" against another Discord server.]]
==Decline of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:DFGcrazy.png|thumb|DFG claims to "be crazy".]]
[[File:Dfgurofilia.png|thumb|A normal conversation for DFG: Talking about his urophilic fetishes.]]
However, he eventually reached a point where he limited himself to not doing much, and by mid-2019, according to him, [[Boring|his "empire" had fallen into decline]].

At this point, another important event would happen in DFG's history: He was contacted by a user known as "'''Sibersk'''", Sibersk was one of the leaders at the time of a newly founded group known as "'''Shadow Claw'''" (The others would be "'''Gengar'''" and "'''ElZombie'''"), and he contacted DFG to make an alliance for the new group, an alliance to which DFG agreed. '''A fatal mistake that at that time most would have no idea'''.

As an ally of Shadow Claw, [[Nothing Ever Happens|DFG would do nothing important]] other than try to use the group to his advantage to fulfill his own goals, getting Shadow Claw (or '''SC''' for short) into trouble, other than that, DFG would do nothing relevant during his stay in Shadow Claw, he would only dedicate himself to bringing out his [[Sick Fuck|sickest side]], talking from time to time in Shadow Claw about his fetishes, such as his [[disgusting]] fetish with urine (or even [[blood]]), his [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], his "[[Unrealistic expectations|aspirations]]" of wanting to be a supposed [[Hitler|world dictator]] and that he wanted Maldawa to conquer the world and [[Holocaust|kill people]], or his hideous personal experiences such as when his uncles abused his mother (As it was related at the beginning), among other things.

[[File:Dfg con mascara.png|thumb|left|DFG with his loli waifu "[[Tulpa|Maldawa-Chan]]" (He edited this pictured himself).]]

He also liked to talk about things like the fact that he invented his own [[loli]] [[waifu]] called "'''Maldawa-Chan'''" and that [[Tulpas|he did not sleep in order to have hallucinations to be with her]], or that he dreamed of traveling to [[Italy]] (The country where [[fascism]] originated), he also said that he had read the biography of [[Hitler]] and [[Mein Kampf]] so he could be a [[Nazi|national socialist]]. DFG himself claimed to be crazy anyways.

In Shadow Claw, DFG also met '''FiX7''', a female user who was '''''11 years old''''' at the time, [[Pedo|DFG became very interested in her and soon after they "became friends", later they entered into a "relationship"]] ([[Cuckfag|Even though DFG still had his "relationship" with Krakobia at the same time]]), although at first Fix said she was 16 out of shame, she would later admit her true age, turning 12, '''something that DFG knew''', and despite this he still wanted to continue their "relationship" anyway, [[Pedophilia|exchanging intimate photos and videos between themselves, DFG even sent to Fix 2 videos of himself masturbating despite knowing her age, which was not even 13 years old, the minimum age of sexual consent in Argentina (Country where they are both from)]].

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DFG would also ask Fix to make strange drawings, for example a drawing where [[Self-insert|DFG's avatar kisses a little girl]].

[[File:Dfgfixdrawing.png|thumb|The drawing in question.]]

The turning point would come at the end of 2019, specifically in November, when after certain internal and personal conflicts between the leaders of Shadow Claw that had led Sibersk to separate from SC and create his own group called "'''La Turquesa'''", the conflict between the 2 groups finally broke out, [[Gay|DFG quickly sided with Sibersk as they were both friends]], deciding to betray Shadow Claw, although at this time he did not make his betrayal obvious, remaining as a "spy" for Sibersk within Shadow Claw's private groups leaking information, however shortly after in December he would be discovered, sealing his fate forever by officially beginning his conflict with Shadow Claw: '''His worst mistake without doubt'''.

[[File:Dfgsc.png|thumb|left|Unknowingly, he ruined what little good life he had left.]]

It would be here where he began to see himself more and more exposed, especially with what he had done to Fix, [[Doxed|shortly after his personal information began to leak]]. Fix herself decided to stay away from him, however DFG in his [[Mind Fuck|twisted mind]] thought that it was all some kind of "plan" by Shadow Claw and that Fix had been "mindwashed" or something like that and began to harass her for months in order to try to "[[No girls on the Internet|recover her from the clutches of the evil Shadow claw]]" (According to him), in this pathetic way ending the year 2019.

[[File:Dfgfix2.jpg|550px|center|thumb|According to him, this interaction with Fix never happened.]]
==Fall of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:Dfg krakobia.png|thumb|Krakobia abandons DFG for good.]]
[[2020]] started out terribly for DFG as well, as Krakobia, his "empress", also abandoned him, mostly because he, as mentioned before, had been harassing her friends and she no longer wanted to have anything to do with him upon seeing how [[disturbed]] DFG had become. [[Loser|Despite DFG desperately begging her not to abandon him]], she quickly left him for good.

Well that should be how things should be, but obviously DFG did not gave up and [[Creep|began to pursue her for years]], harassing her until the year [[2023]] as it was learned some time later, reaching the point of forcing her to create new accounts just because he discovered her Discord tag.

Regarding the conflict with Shadow Claw, things had not gone well for him either, as DFG was slowly becoming another "[[lolcow]]" of Shadow Claw, turning into a for target of [[memes]] and mockery that became more and more frequent by different people on different servers, especially from ElZombie, one of the leaders of Shadow Claw, while more people with the time gave up on Maldawa and abandoned him, he never managed to respond to his accusations regarding Fix, the only thing DFG did in this period and his only efficient tactic apparently was to [[Reportfag|report accounts of Shadow Claw members, especially those of its administrators, which he sometimes managed to take down]], on one occasion, specifically in January 2020, he managed to take down the server once with massive reports, [[Failure|celebrating this as if it was a super "achievement" and "a great victory"]] despite the fact that Shadow Claw created a new server shortly after and [[Nobody Cares|no one gave importance to this]].

[[File:DFG LOL.mp4|thumb|The reporting dance.]]

Finally in mid-January 2020, Sibersk, the person who started it all, approached Gengar, the main leader of Shadow Claw and they talked, making peace, ending the conflict between Shadow Claw and La Turquesa, [[Nobody likes you|leaving DFG and Maldawa alone in their fight with Shadow Claw]].

In March, DFG and Sibersk would have personal problems between them that led to DFG ending up "declaring war" on La Turquesa (now called '''Horda Turquesa''') and the alliance of both groups being dissolved, during this conflict DFG made an attempt to "conquer" Turquesa by trying to manipulate a friend of Sibersk named '''Kenkinov''' who was an administrator there, however ElZombie (who was also an administrator of Turquesa) started to [[spam]] memes of DFG during the "conquest" attempt and ended up making DFG look ridiculous to the point of making him [[Crybaby|cry]], causing him to [[Butthurt|have an almost psychotic attack and making him flee the server]].

[[File:Dfgcrying.png|thumb|left|DFG during his attempt to conquer La Turquesa.]]

This would be the first conflict between DFG and Sibersk, as shortly after this they would talk privately and supposedly "make peace".

It is worth mentioning that the relationship between these two (Sibersk and DFG), although it was [[Gay|friendship]], DFG always had the interest of taking things "[[Boyfriend|further]]", [[Obvious|making Sibersk very uncomfortable]], especially since DFG's main interest with this was to use Sibersk as a "''replacement for Krakobia''", this would cause even more problems when Sibersk got a partner of his own.

In mid-2020, internal conflicts within the administration of Shadow Claw would cause its collapse and the retirement of Gengar, leading to the emergence shortly after of a new "successor": "'''Purple Heaven'''", which was very similar, having a large part of the former members of Shadow Claw and the old administration.

DFG, for unknown reasons, probably out of resentment, shortly after (A few weeks) the creation of this new group, would begin to make plans to "eradicate" it, from here he would begin for the rest of the year to manipulate other people to do his dirty work so that they "destroy" Purple Heaven (or '''PH''') for him: First he would try to use a [[kid]] named '''Asdro''' who would be [[hacked]] and humiliated shortly after, then a [[Youtube|youtuber]] named '''Necromante2019''' and his group named "'''Ejercito Pensante'''", then a user named '''Daiki''' (Who ended up betraying him) and finally he would meet his ultimate [[slave]]: A user from [[Banana|Honduras]] named '''ForceCR''', another [[fag]] who just like him since the end of 2019 had been a "lolcow" of Shadow Claw and Purple Heaven and therefore was the perfect servant for DFG.

[[File:Dfgforce.png|thumb|Master and pet: DFG and ForceCR.]]

Obviously he never was able to do anything to Purple Heaven and all of his plans ended in failure, one of the people who stood out the most during these times of humiliations to DFG was the first leader of Purple Heaven (He retired shortly after) called '''Puruan TRP''', who in numerous ways ridiculed and humiliated him to the point of getting DFG [[blocked]] from the entire mapper community in that year 2020 and [[Delete Fucking Everything|making DFG delete numerous channels and remove several members from his server en masse]] out of pure [[paranoia]], condemning Maldawa from that point to exist as a ghost server with pure inactivity and very few members until its final elimination in [[2022]].

[[File:PicsArt 08-17-10.34.15.jpg|thumb|450px|center|DFG vs Purple Heaven.]]

In [[2021]], DFG had not progressed at all and his "empire" was still completely [[dead]] and almost forgotten by this time.

<center><big><big>'''2021 Fail Squad'''</big></big></center>
[[File:Parody of DFG and friends.mp4|center|350px]]

DFG would do his most atrocious act in this period, at the beginning of the year, he was still obsessed with Fix, and in his sick mind, he thought that she had "betrayed" him, '''so [[Revenge porn|he decided to leak, without any remorse, intimate photos and videos of Fix]] (And a reminder that by the time DFG did this, first of all he was already 18, and second, Fix [[CP|was barely 12 when she took all these photos and videos]])'''.

These photos and videos went circulating several discord servers, Fix retired shortly after this.

Halfway through the year, after personal events between Sibersk and DFG, another conflict would begin between the two again, this time Sibersk decided create "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dyPgEqT3yrN5R_cGm-KlfTI6M6g_o2b1zDVyDQh3blQ/edit?tab=t.0 El Cactus]", a blog that exposed DFG for all his crimes and questionable acts such as [[grooming]] (Including his attempt of grooming a '''10-year-old girl'''), also in this blog Sibersk recounts his personal experience with him since he met him in detail.

[[File:Dfg10yearsold.jpg|650px|center|thumb|DFG says that he liked a 10-year-old girl.]]

The creation of "El Cactus" would be the definitive breaking point in the relationship between DFG and Sibersk, [[Rekt|evidently DFG was never able to respond or refute anything written in that blog]].

During this time, DFG would have conflicts with other users such as one called "'''Kurau'''", an ex-friend of ElZombie, who created a server called "'''NexoFuna a DFG'''" putting memes, screenshots and other things from DFG, preserving them over time.

In this new conflict DFG was helped by a literal [[Child|11-year-old mapper]] named '''zProvincias''' who had a server called "'''Dark Farast'''" that was supposedly "[[Stupid|successor to Maldawa]]" as they also pretended to be an "empire" on Discord, another of his allies was a user named '''Meddiout''' (also known as '''Mitzumekozo''') who [[Pedophilia apologia|defended him from his pedophilia accusations]], in the end DFG said that he "[[Gay kiss|fell in love" with Meddiout]].

[[Lulz|Meddiout would end up getting doxed by Sibersk throught the mobile game Clash Royale]].

[[File:Dfgmeddiout.png|thumb|'''[[GAY]]'''.]]

[[File:4Cj2ioF.jpg|thumb|left|"DFG X Twi".]]

Also during this year a famous incident happened when DFG was [[Catfish|catfished]] by someone called "'''Twi'''", leaking extremely disgusting and humiliating photos of DFG: In one he wrote "''DFG X Twi''" on his arm, in other ones he was seen [[YandereDev|drinking his own semen]], [[Self-injury|he also self-harmed his chest]] and sent nude photos of himself.

[[File:DFGcum.png|thumb|350px|center|DFG tasting his own cum.]]

=="Silent Era" and another conflict with Skyoe==
[[File:Dfgaccounthacked.png|thumb|DFG's ANSES account gets hacked.]]
Entering the year 2022, DFG [[Coward|went into a lower profile]], at this point being known on most of the servers he's been on as a pedophile and a lolcow, but he wouldn't do something really important during this year.

At the end of this year, an incident occurred with "'''Skyoe'''" (At this point, Purple Heaven no longer existed, but there were other successor servers of the same group, which will be simply called "Skyoe") which led to DFG's family [[Doxbin|finally being doxed, obtaining information of even his grandparents]], and even getting DFG's ID photo and hacking into his ANSES accounts.

His parents were contacted, his mother was told about his pedophilia and his various questionable acts on the internet, she would say that [[Grounding videos|she hit DFG]] and that according to her "[[Wut|he would go down on his pedophilia]]", [[Nothing of value was lost|DFG was forced to delete Maldawa permanently, by then a completely dead server and devoted of any activity, he also deleted his first Discord account that he had since 2017]], despite what happened, he shortly after created a new Discord account and then continued as if nothing had happened.

Despite the elimination of Maldawa, [[Delusional|even to this day DFG still thinks that his "empire" still exists]].

==Travel to Spain and more humiliations==
[[File:Dfg chad.png|thumb|left|DFG or Versalles, circa 2023.]]
By [[2023]], despite the fact that DFG was already a [[Suicide|20-year-old adult]], he would have no purpose in life other than to continue on the internet, without studying at any university ([[NEET|Living supported by his mother and paid by the government for his mental disabilities]]) and having no interest in looking for any kind of job, so he created a new account called "'''Rysa'''" to "go unnoticed" [[Tranny|where he pretended to be a woman]].

He got involved in a new community dedicated to [[Paradox Interactive|war and strategy games]], especially the YouTube channel server "'''Mayorcetegaming'''" (Channel dedicated to this type of games), where he began calling himself "'''Versalles'''", [[Deadname|a name that he would start using in order to try to distance himself from the bad reputation that he has in his best-known name "DFG"]], in the community of Mayorcete he met a user that we will call “'''M'''” , who at an undetermined point became his partner.

DFG also had the chance to met again his old friend from 2018 Guara/Hino, although Guara was very disgusted when he saw the monster and abomination that DFG had become, during one of their conversations Guara had claimed that it was thanks to him that "Maldawa was created" (Which is, in part, true), this comment by Guara affected DFG greatly, [[Crazy|DFG began to believe that Guara wanted to "steal" or "take credit" for what seemed to be his greatest and only achievement in his life which was Maldawa]], since then starting an animosity from DFG to Guara that even after a whole year he would still have, it would get much worse when DFG would discover that Guara was involved with Skyoe, his "greatest enemies".

For years, even since 2019, DFG always liked to fantasize about wanting to travel to [[Spain]], and that's how in mid-2023, DFG spoke to Gengar (Ex-leader of Shadow Claw, who had recently returned to Discord) telling him that he wanted to go live in Spain and that "Gengar would help him find accommodation" (Since Gengar was Spanish).

[[File:DFGspain.png|thumb|Where all of his trouble began...]]

Gengar, not taking him seriously, agreed and DFG [[Stupid|without thinking it twice]], with only a suitcase, some [[money]] stolen from his parents and a "[[Communist|general]]" hat took the flight from Buenos Aires to Madrid.

As soon as he arrived, Gengar went to look for him with a [[IRL]] friend of his, finding him shortly after, what Gengar would emphasize the most would be the smell of DFG which would be [[Chernobyl|extremely disgusting and horrible]] according to him.

Shortly after, they got on a bus and arrived at a forest, after this [[Pwned|Gengar and his friend would assault DFG in the forest, robbing him and leaving him homeless and abandoned in the middle of nowhere]], all of this was recorded in different videos.

[[File:DFG trying to escape from Argentina.mp4|center|450px]]

Apparently, despite the fact that they stole money from him, what DFG would give the most importance to would be his "general" hat that he carried with him, [[Tard rage|becoming furious]].

DFG had a hidden purpose in traveling to Spain, which was to see "M" in person, since "M" is Spanish, even trying to assist DFG during his trip, so once he was left [[homeless]], the first thing he did when wandering the streets of Madrid and its surrounding towns was to go to her house to try to get her to give him lodging, [[Invasion|trying to get inside almost illegally]], something that obviously the girl's parents did not allow, after that they saw each other for the last time in a nearby park and from there they would not know more about each other for a while.

Nobody knows how he managed to survive in Spain but it is known that he slept on the streets, a few weeks after the assault incident, he contacted Gengar to agree when to see each other again so that he would "return his hat", the day came and: In the town of Colmenar Viejo, Madrid, DFG carried a [[Edgy|knife]] with which [[Murder|he tried to stab Gengar]], failing to do that, [[Wtf|he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees]], [[Retard|screaming for Gengar to be arrested]], causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.

[[File:In prison.mp4|thumb|DFG in prison.]]

Once arrested, according to Gengar's account, DFG began to cry, Gengar was released shortly after, being taken home by the same police, while DFG had his papers checked and the police noticed irregularities. It is not known how long DFG was imprisoned, [[Epic Fail|although in the end he was deported back to Argentina]].

[[File:Reference to the incidents that DFG made.png|center|450px|thumb|Memes about the Spain incident.]]

In the virtual world, DFG didn't learn anything and continued to be the same horrible guy as always in the "Mayorcetegaming" community, [[Drama|causing more and more controversy that would finally explode the following year]].
==Current times==
[[File:Dfgm.png|thumb|"M" talks about how DFG was with her during their relationship.]]
At the beggining of [[2024]], finally everyone on the Mayorcetegaming server would grew sick of DFG, [[Abusive|after it was revealed that his relationship with "M" was toxic and abusive, just like his previous relationships with Fix and Krakobia were]], DFG was confronted on a public server, they would also decide to dig into his past, quickly uncovering his accusations of pedophilia and his dox.

News of this quickly reached Skyoe, various members of Skyoe were invited to the server, [[Coward|causing DFG to flee]] and finally making him break off his relationship with "M", with her declaring that she wants nothing to do with him.

After this, DFG (or "Versalles") got [[Pwned|permanently banned from the Mayorcetegaming community and all groups related to it]].

[[File:DFGmayorcete.png|thumb|left|DFG gets banned from Mayorcete.]]

What many would not know is that DFG since the middle of 2023, after what happened with both Guara and Gengar, had been devising a "'''''master plan'''''" against Skyoe, to do this [[No Life|he spent much of 2023, all of 2024 and early 2025 collecting all the information he could on members of Skyoe and Guara]], [[Defamation|however most of the information is false]], much of the information that DFG collected is also irrelevant such as captures from 2020 that are mostly random comments without major importance.

While DFG was putting together his big plan, he became obsessed with another minor known as "'''Riri'''" or "'''Naides'''" aged 13, [[Chris Hansen|even though he was 21-22 years old at the time]]. Although he denies being a pedophile, he sees it as perfectly normal to talk to and "be friends" with a minor of this age, manipulating her with his strange ideas. One day, after certain events occurred, DFG became upset with the girl and [[Death threat|began to threaten her with her personal information, even sending messages to her parents, he began to threaten and extort her in such abrupt ways even telling her to delete her Discord account]].

[[File:DFG THE KILLER.jpg|thumb|Just look at his hand...]]

[[File:Dfgriri.jpg|450px|center|thumb|DFG threatening a 13 year old girl with her personal information.]]

To achieve his "grand plan", he made [[Autistic Legion of Doom|an alliance]] with various others questionable users just like him, mainly Guara's enemies like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] and '''Corbata Roja''', other of his allies were '''Warren''', '''Kaede''' and '''Bhalmajor''', all of DFG allies are well-known for [[Truth|being stalkers, doxers and groomers]].

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|550px|center|DFG and his friends.]]

In December 2024, DFG created a "secret Discord server" where he put the "[[Fake|evidence]]" he supposedly "collected" from Guara and Skyoe, but DFG did not take on to account the fact that all this time he had spies in his groups and everything got leaked during the first days of [[2025]], [[Lol|causing his brutal exposure and humiliation once again, as well of his allies]]. [[Faggot|This also made Jerry ran away from the server as soon as they got discovered]].

[[File:JerryMexican.mp4|thumb|DFG's "secret Discord server".]]

After this, DFG had a mental breakdown when he realized that his "ultimate plan" that lasted more than a year got ruined and he began spamming on [[Twitter]] a picture of a supposed "[[lawsuit]]" that he made to Skyoe using false accusations.

Later, seeing that everyone abandoned him, he had no choice but to betray Jerry and Corbata Roja, for supposedly being "cowards" [[Hipocrite|despite the fact that he himself is a coward]].

<center><big><big>'''And the story continues to this day...'''</big></big></center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|EPIC FAIL|0|Couldn't even push Gengar because of his physical weakness|0|What was he thinking?|1|Caused a slight public scandal that led to both of them being arrested| -∞|Proved that the supposed most "edgy" people from the internet can't do shit when confronted IRL|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Worst stabber ever}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:Guardia Civil.png|150px]]|Guardia Civil}}

==Friends of DFG==
===ForceCR / Leib===
[[File:Imagen 2025-05-21 204656345.png|thumb|190px|left|ForceCR.]]
'''ForceCR''' [[AKA|also known as]] '''Leib''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kevin Jimmy Salgado''') is a [[retard]] who originally was a member of Skyoe (Shadow Claw at that time), after getting humiliated too many times on the serverand rejected by everyone because he liked to [[LARP]] of being a <s>scriptkiddie</s> "[[hacker]]", he switched sides and became the [[Slavery|loyal servant of DFG]], a role he has keep for 5 years by now. He is also known for being a a simp of [[E-girls and e-boys|Konex Entertainment]] (Friend of [[Peluchin Entertainment]]) and he likes to justify himself by saying that he has [[Assburgers]]. At last he is a poor [[nigger]] from the irrelevant country of [[Monkey|Honduras]].
===Mi Vida Bajo El Puente / El Jerry Reviewer===
[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Just go to read his article and shut the fuck up.]]
===FMO (Ircam, Bhalmajor, Warren, Kaede)===
[[File:Fmodfgh.png|thumb|190px|DFG on a voice chat with his pedo friends.]]
A cliqué of Discord pedophiles and manchildren obsessed with [[Ken L Wright]]. [[Hypocrisy|They defended DFG but at the same time accused others of being groomers or pedophiles]].
===zProvincias===
A [[13-year-old boy]] who was groomed by DFG and formed a "[[Fail|h4x0r]]" group known as '''Dark Farast''' which copies Maldawa but generally nobody cares about. DFG claims that he's his "successor" [[Soyjak.party|or something]].
===Rama 3210===
[[File:Ramapedo.png|thumb|190px|left|Ramiro admitting to being a pedophile.]]
'''Rama 3210''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ramiro Valentin Retolaza''') is another argentinian pedophile who got [[catfish|catfished]] 3 times in a row and masturbated on videocam while DFG was recording. DFG, despite knowing that he's a pedophile who sent his nudes to a 13-year old girl while he was 19, continued talking to him, it is even rumored that DFG groomed Rama when he was still a minor but this is unconfirmed. DFG likes to accuse his enemies of being pedophiles without proof while at the same time he talks to one.
==FanArts and Memes==
{{Collapsegallery|Maldawan Gallery|Maldawan|center|<gallery>
File:DFG THE FACE.png|[[Incel]] vs [[chad]].
File:SHITTY FICTION COUNTRY.jpg|
File:DFGPosting.png|The Maldawan Gang.
File:PHposteo.png|Fucking autistic.
File:DFG DEAD.png|DFG and his dead friends.
File:Dfg necrotemante soy.png|DFG and [[DrossRotzank#Necrotemantegets rekt|Necrotemante]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DFG x Valdrox.png|[[Cristali|What does this shit remind me of?]]
File:DFG Rule34.png|[[Rule 34]].
File:DFG HTF.png|[[Happy Tree Friends]] Version.
File:XDDDDDDD.png|Together with [[Peluchin Entertainment]].
File:DFG soy.png|
File:Dfgsoyjak3.png|His friendship with Jerry
File:Dfgsoyjak2.png|Did you know that DFG doesn't like [[Soyjak.party|soyjaks]]?
File:DFG y hugo son similares.png|Wanted to stab someone and it went wrong and this is much worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].
File:El Maldawano DFG con almohada con agujero.png|The Argentinian Edition of [[MadThad0890]].
File:Dfgchrishansen.png|DFG encountering [[Chris Hansen]].
File:Pedophiledfg.png|Pedophile caught in HD. Look at the shape of his head Lmao.
File:Dfgmentalredartadioncertificate.png|Mental retardation certificate.
File:Inspecciondepenes.png|
File:DFG Lanza.png|[[Adam Lanza]] with DFG cosplay
File:Dfg krakobia simp.png|BTFO.
File:Dfg not a pedo.png|Definitely not a pedo at all.
</gallery>}}

==Videos about him==
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==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@dfg7418|DFG 741}}
*{{twitter|Versalles_741}}
*{{discord|user|fiat_iustitia_et_pereat_mundus}}

==See Also==
[[File:DFG en su cuarto.png|thumb|DFG in his bedroom.]]
*[[Argentina]]
*[[Spain]]
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Formerly his ally
*[[Doomentio]] - Similar to him, however DFG is much, much worse
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Another very disturbing hispanic horrorcow
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and ElZombie, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Chris-chan]] - Similar people
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Polandball]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[CP]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[High Score]] - That time when DFG tried to stab and murder someone in Spain but failed.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Another autistic who also wanted to stab someone but it went wrong, DFG did much worse than him.
*[[Soyjaks]] - His greatest hatred, for some reason.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - DFG if he was a woman

==External Links==
*{{kf|nahuel-scoccia-fernandez-dfg-versalles-eldelfin-rysa-arkadi.209587/|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez / DFG / Versalles / ElDelfin / Rysa / Arkadi}} (In [[spanish]])
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/tb45gtnsovx1j16/El_Cactus__DFG_el_Ped%25C3%25B3filo%252C_Narcisista%252C_Manipulador%252C_Mit%25C3%25B3mano%252C_Acosador%252C_Mentiroso%252C_Egolatra%252C_Pederasta_y_Victimista_%2528DFG%2527s_Bible_o_Sacro_Testamento_Maldawano%2529.pdf/file El Cactus]
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|Qnvyk}}
*[https://gononeas-gang.fandom.com/es/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Gonorreas Gang wiki] {{archive|lM3ZM}}
[[File:Dfg death .png|970px|center|6 fucking years getting rekt by Skyoe.]]
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DFG

2025-09-11T06:47:55Z

Nanachus:

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{{ibhead|<big>'''DFG'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|9/12/2002 ({{age|2002|9|12}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Argentinian]]  [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sadly, not yet... But faked it and later attempted two times}}
{{Ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread:'''|{{kf|209587}}}}
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'''DFG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez'''), [[AKA|also known]] as '''Versalles''', '''ElDelfin''', '''Rysa''', '''Arkadi''', '''HuxxxPro''', '''Falkenheimer''', '''Bolchegrenadier1945''', '''Sharlemagnanime''', or '''Jose Alejandro Perez''', is a {{age|2002|9|12}}-year old [[Argentina|argentinian]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]], [[Discord|groomer]], [[CP|pederast]], [[Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissist]], manipulator, mythomaniac, [[Internet stalking|stalker]], pathological [[liar]], [[Hypocricy|hypocrite]], [[retard]], [[virgin|virgin with rage]], [[Obsession|obsessive]], [[Egomaniac-monster|egomaniac]], [[Assburger|aspie]], [[anorexic]], [[NEET]], [[weaboo]], [[manchild]], [[basement-dweller]], [[faggot]], [[Piss|urophilic]], supposed [[fascism|fascist]], [[nazi]], and [[Incest|incestuous]] son of a [[bitch]].

He is mainly known in various [[Discord]] communities for leading a [[Fail|failed]] server that he calls "'''The Maldawan Empire'''", [[Lol|he non-ironically thinks that his Discord server is an actual empire and that he is its great "emperor" and "dictator" of it]]. To make himself known, he began [[raiding]] other Discord servers in what he called "[[Wat|conquest campaigns]]", he really thinks that "cyber-wars" exist, [[Taking the Internet Seriously|he takes the internet too seriously]].

DFG has been in conflict for many years with another Discord group known as '''Skyoe''', this group [[Pwned|has been exposing and humiliating him numerous times for his crimes such as grooming and pedophilia]], however despite everything that has happened to him, DFG has refused to give up and recently, he tried to make an alliance with various other controversial users (Mainly [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]]) with the intent of "[[Trying too hard|destroying their enemies together]]" but their plans ended up on disaster and DFG got humiliated and exposed once again.

By this point, DFG is considered one of the biggest [[lolcow]]s in [[Argentina]].

[[File:Dfgniña1.jpg|750px|center|"If I lose my virginity it will be with a child"]]

==Terrible childhood and personal life==
According to himself, [[Wtf|his uncles raped and sexually abused his mother]], and DFG has demonstrated certain "[[Gross|strange]]" and unusual traits such as his physical appearance, having a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism deformed chin similar to that of the Habsburgs] (Who practiced incest), or the fact that he suffers from [[AIDS|hemophilia]], this has led many to think that DFG himself could be the product of [[incest]].

[[File:Dfghabsburg.png|750px|center|thumb|Do you notice any similarities?]]

However, '''''this is just a dark theory''''', and at the moment it is not 100% confirmed. The fact that his uncle looks quite similar to him in physical appearance, as well as his "cousin", further supports this theory, since in reality his "cousin" would be his sister, and his uncle would be his real father.

DFG suffered his first trauma at the age of 4, when, according to him, [[Rape|he was abused in kindergarten by a teacher]], being urinated on by her, this led him to develop his [[gross]] [[piss|urophilia]] [[fetish]] for the rest of his life.

He was diagnosed with [[autism]] at a young age, and because apparently his parents did not know how to deal with it, the best they could do was keep him locked up in his house, [[Dying alone|DFG lived most of his childhood and the beginning of his teenage years locked up in isolation without socializing and almost no human contact]], [[Virgin|especially female contact]], only going out every now and then to go to the psychiatric hospital. All this treatment worsened his behavior even more, making him develop some type of [[mental illness]] (Possibly [[schizophrenia]]).

[[File:Dfgabusado.png|thumb|Not making this up]]

It is also very likely that his parents physically abused him, since he stated that "[[Lolwut|when he was little he was taken by the neck and thrown thirty floors below]]" and that despite that "[[Retard|he continues as if nothing happened]]." This is probably one of the reasons of why his parents are currently divorced.

Although at some point he went to [[school]], because he had a physical assault accident where he "[[Tough guy|hit a teacher with a chair on the head]]" (His own words), since then he had home education where he was only told to do homework without having to go in person.

DFG was also taken out of his house from time to time for family gatherings, although rarely, it was so that on one specific occasion, [[Virgin with rage|due to his lack of contact with women]], that for him the experience of having seen and touched his cousin slightly was so exciting that [[Incest Confessions|according to himself he "fell in love" with her]], yes, with his own cousin.

[[File:1736921116369.png|thumb|center|Taringa post where [[Incest/Brother|DFG claims to have fallen in love with his cousin]].]]

==Beginnings in Discord==
[[File:Dfg15años.png|thumb|DFG admits that his social life only exists on Discord and that it started when he was 15 years old.]]
Finally, DFG at the age of [[Im 12 and what is this|15]], in [[2017]], somehow managed to access the internet, and more specifically, Discord, creating his first account on December 10, 2017.

What does "'''DFG'''" really means? Nothing really, as you will see on your keyboard, those 3 keys are together, [[Unoriginality|this guy had no imagination at all when creating a nickname so he simply closed his eyes and typed at random, leaving that as his name]].

The first Discord server and community where DFG would be known was the community called "'''Un Servidor Cualquiera'''" (Later known as '''Un Servidor Lunatico''', '''Klan 201''' or '''Gonorreas Gang'''), a community that originally belonged to the youtuber '''Un Juan Cualquiera''', famous for his series "[[Countryballs|Countryballs LA]]", this group and its derived servers would be the first where DFG would start making a fool of himself.

<center><big><big>'''One of his interactions with the people from the Server Cualquiera during 2018'''</big></big></center>
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On this server he would also met '''Krakobia''', one of the most important people in his history, they would quickly become "[[friends]]", and according to DFG she would become his "[[Forever Alone|first and best friend]]".

Later, DFG moved on to other communities and ended up shortly after in the mapping community, in this community he would meet a group called '''CHC''' ('''Comunidad Hispana de Countryballs'''), led by 2 users mainly: '''Hino''' or '''Guara''' (At that time named '''ParaguayBall1811''', who was [[Underage|11 years old]] at that time) and another known as '''Lobo''', DFG was inspired by both and wanted to create his own group like them, with their help he created his own server: '''Maldawa'''.

[[File:Maldawa.jpg|thumb|Flag of the "Maldawan Empire".]]

==Rise of the Maldawan Empire==
Finally, DFG was able to have his own group to do what he wanted, getting help from the 2 mentioned above (Guara/Hino and Lobo) to establish Maldawa, a server that he created considering it as a "[[LARP|fascist dictatorship]]" and "[[Empire|empire]]" where DFG was considered the supreme leader and everyone had to do what he asked without questioning it. He also declared himself as the "[[Schizophrenia|emperor of Maldawa]]" and the "[[Idiot|supreme general and commander]]" of the "[[Nope|Maldawan armed forces]]" (Really, he said all of this).

[[File:Dfg maldawa.png|thumb|650px|center|[[LARP]]ing in its pure sense.]]

Different people from other mapper servers, as well as various political and history groups entered the server, becoming the first members of Maldawa, while DFG turned Krakobia (Who at this point had became his "[[No|girlfriend]]") into the "''Empress of Maldawa''".

However, although many users from Maldawa thought that this whole "empire" thing was some kind of [[roleplaying]] made by DFG, they would slowly realize that it wasn't. [[Realistic expectations|DFG actually thought of himself as an "emperor" and he seriously thought that his Discord server was an "empire"]] and that [[British|he had to "expand it" through "conquests"]].

How would he "conquer"? This is where the event known as the "'''''third mapper war'''''" would begin where DFG began to go to other mapper servers ([[Pedo Baiting|Mostly inhabited by children who were no older than 12-13 years old]]) to threaten them by getting their [[IP address]] throught malicious links, telling them that if they did not hand over their servers to him he would [[dox]] them, he would apply this tactic on several servers, taking over 38 mapper servers according to him, carrying out "conquests" for his empire.

[[File:Imagen 2025-01-28 165635634.png|thumb|left|DFG boasting that he "managed 38 servers at the same time".]]

During this "[[Internet drama|war]]", he founded another group known as the '''Organization of United Communities''' ('''OCU''') to try to "unify" the mapper community under his command, however shortly after the other mapper servers which were larger and managed by more capable people ([[Oldfags|Teenagers and adults]] instead of the children that DFG always harassed) [[Humiliation|rejected him and ended up raiding his server]], thereby ruining DFG's plans and ending the "mapper war", causing DFG's first defeat.

[[File:DFGOCU.png|thumb|DFG "conquering" a server for the OCU.]]

These type of activities, such as the raids on other people's servers and the fact that DFG thought that "cyber-wars" really existed ended up scaring away several people like Guara/Hino and Lobo as well as others from Maldawa as the time passed by.

DFG also took advantage of the fact that he now had "[[manchild|power]]" to try to get "revenge" against his old "[[Enemy|enemies]]" from the aforementioned circle "Klan 201", starting a long harassment campaign against them that lasted several months, this conflict was motivated more than anything by personal reasons that come from when DFG first registered on discord and joined Un Juan Cualquiera's server as explained at the beginning of the article, but also because several of those people were from Krakobia's circle, [[Obsession|something that DFG of course could not allow]], although many details of that conflict have been lost over time, it is known that in the end the people from that server "Klan 201" (currently Gonorreas Gang) simply lost interest in the matter despite DFG's insistence on continuing the conflict, [[Lol|DFG even invented fictitious victories against them in his head because they simply got bored of him]].

He also got involved in other raiding and harassment campaigns that made him infamous and well-known in many Discord communities in a bad way, having several groups and users as enemies, allies, and so on, DFG always boasted about things like being a "[[Machiavelli|great manipulator]]" and reading numerous manuals on the same thing (How to manipulate) as well as having an "[[Personal army|army]]" that supported him, [[Internet-IRL Warfare|being able to destroy servers, ruin lives]], things like that, and this lasted in various other conflicts during part of the year [[2019]].

[[File:Guerra maldawana.png|thumb|center|450px|One of his "declarations of war" against another Discord server.]]
==Decline of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:DFGcrazy.png|thumb|DFG claims to "be crazy".]]
[[File:Dfgurofilia.png|thumb|A normal conversation for DFG: Talking about his urophilic fetishes.]]
However, he eventually reached a point where he limited himself to not doing much, and by mid-2019, according to him, [[Boring|his "empire" had fallen into decline]].

At this point, another important event would happen in DFG's history: He was contacted by a user known as "'''Sibersk'''", Sibersk was one of the leaders at the time of a newly founded group known as "'''Shadow Claw'''" (The others would be "'''Gengar'''" and "'''ElZombie'''"), and he contacted DFG to make an alliance for the new group, an alliance to which DFG agreed. '''A fatal mistake that at that time most would have no idea'''.

As an ally of Shadow Claw, [[Nothing Ever Happens|DFG would do nothing important]] other than try to use the group to his advantage to fulfill his own goals, getting Shadow Claw (or '''SC''' for short) into trouble, other than that, DFG would do nothing relevant during his stay in Shadow Claw, he would only dedicate himself to bringing out his [[Sick Fuck|sickest side]], talking from time to time in Shadow Claw about his fetishes, such as his [[disgusting]] fetish with urine (or even [[blood]]), his [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], his "[[Unrealistic expectations|aspirations]]" of wanting to be a supposed [[Hitler|world dictator]] and that he wanted Maldawa to conquer the world and [[Holocaust|kill people]], or his hideous personal experiences such as when his uncles abused his mother (As it was related at the beginning), among other things.

[[File:Dfg con mascara.png|thumb|left|DFG with his loli waifu "[[Tulpa|Maldawa-Chan]]" (He edited this pictured himself).]]

He also liked to talk about things like the fact that he invented his own [[loli]] [[waifu]] called "'''Maldawa-Chan'''" and that [[Tulpas|he did not sleep in order to have hallucinations to be with her]], or that he dreamed of traveling to [[Italy]] (The country where [[fascism]] originated), he also said that he had read the biography of [[Hitler]] and [[Mein Kampf]] so he could be a [[Nazi|national socialist]]. DFG himself claimed to be crazy anyways.

In Shadow Claw, DFG also met '''FiX7''', a female user who was '''''11 years old''''' at the time, [[Pedo|DFG became very interested in her and soon after they "became friends", later they entered into a "relationship"]] ([[Cuckfag|Even though DFG still had his "relationship" with Krakobia at the same time]]), although at first Fix said she was 16 out of shame, she would later admit her true age, turning 12, '''something that DFG knew''', and despite this he still wanted to continue their "relationship" anyway, [[Pedophilia|exchanging intimate photos and videos between themselves, DFG even sent to Fix 2 videos of himself masturbating despite knowing her age, which was not even 13 years old, the minimum age of sexual consent in Argentina (Country where they are both from)]].

<center>[[File:Dfg fix.png|450px|center]]</center>

DFG would also ask Fix to make strange drawings, for example a drawing where [[Self-insert|DFG's avatar kisses a little girl]].

[[File:Dfgfixdrawing.png|thumb|The drawing in question.]]

The turning point would come at the end of 2019, specifically in November, when after certain internal and personal conflicts between the leaders of Shadow Claw that had led Sibersk to separate from SC and create his own group called "'''La Turquesa'''", the conflict between the 2 groups finally broke out, [[Gay|DFG quickly sided with Sibersk as they were both friends]], deciding to betray Shadow Claw, although at this time he did not make his betrayal obvious, remaining as a "spy" for Sibersk within Shadow Claw's private groups leaking information, however shortly after in December he would be discovered, sealing his fate forever by officially beginning his conflict with Shadow Claw: '''His worst mistake without doubt'''.

[[File:Dfgsc.png|thumb|left|Unknowingly, he ruined what little good life he had left.]]

It would be here where he began to see himself more and more exposed, especially with what he had done to Fix, [[Doxed|shortly after his personal information began to leak]]. Fix herself decided to stay away from him, however DFG in his [[Mind Fuck|twisted mind]] thought that it was all some kind of "plan" by Shadow Claw and that Fix had been "mindwashed" or something like that and began to harass her for months in order to try to "[[No girls on the Internet|recover her from the clutches of the evil Shadow claw]]" (According to him), in this pathetic way ending the year 2019.

[[File:Dfgfix2.jpg|550px|center|thumb|According to him, this interaction with Fix never happened.]]
==Fall of the Maldawan Empire==
[[File:Dfg krakobia.png|thumb|Krakobia abandons DFG for good.]]
[[2020]] started out terribly for DFG as well, as Krakobia, his "empress", also abandoned him, mostly because he, as mentioned before, had been harassing her friends and she no longer wanted to have anything to do with him upon seeing how [[disturbed]] DFG had become. [[Loser|Despite DFG desperately begging her not to abandon him]], she quickly left him for good.

Well that should be how things should be, but obviously DFG did not gave up and [[Creep|began to pursue her for years]], harassing her until the year [[2023]] as it was learned some time later, reaching the point of forcing her to create new accounts just because he discovered her Discord tag.

Regarding the conflict with Shadow Claw, things had not gone well for him either, as DFG was slowly becoming another "[[lolcow]]" of Shadow Claw, turning into a for target of [[memes]] and mockery that became more and more frequent by different people on different servers, especially from ElZombie, one of the leaders of Shadow Claw, while more people with the time gave up on Maldawa and abandoned him, he never managed to respond to his accusations regarding Fix, the only thing DFG did in this period and his only efficient tactic apparently was to [[Reportfag|report accounts of Shadow Claw members, especially those of its administrators, which he sometimes managed to take down]], on one occasion, specifically in January 2020, he managed to take down the server once with massive reports, [[Failure|celebrating this as if it was a super "achievement" and "a great victory"]] despite the fact that Shadow Claw created a new server shortly after and [[Nobody Cares|no one gave importance to this]].

[[File:DFG LOL.mp4|thumb|The reporting dance.]]

Finally in mid-January 2020, Sibersk, the person who started it all, approached Gengar, the main leader of Shadow Claw and they talked, making peace, ending the conflict between Shadow Claw and La Turquesa, [[Nobody likes you|leaving DFG and Maldawa alone in their fight with Shadow Claw]].

In March, DFG and Sibersk would have personal problems between them that led to DFG ending up "declaring war" on La Turquesa (now called '''Horda Turquesa''') and the alliance of both groups being dissolved, during this conflict DFG made an attempt to "conquer" Turquesa by trying to manipulate a friend of Sibersk named '''Kenkinov''' who was an administrator there, however ElZombie (who was also an administrator of Turquesa) started to [[spam]] memes of DFG during the "conquest" attempt and ended up making DFG look ridiculous to the point of making him [[Crybaby|cry]], causing him to [[Butthurt|have an almost psychotic attack and making him flee the server]].

[[File:Dfgcrying.png|thumb|left|DFG during his attempt to conquer La Turquesa.]]

This would be the first conflict between DFG and Sibersk, as shortly after this they would talk privately and supposedly "make peace".

It is worth mentioning that the relationship between these two (Sibersk and DFG), although it was [[Gay|friendship]], DFG always had the interest of taking things "[[Boyfriend|further]]", [[Obvious|making Sibersk very uncomfortable]], especially since DFG's main interest with this was to use Sibersk as a "''replacement for Krakobia''", this would cause even more problems when Sibersk got a partner of his own.

In mid-2020, internal conflicts within the administration of Shadow Claw would cause its collapse and the retirement of Gengar, leading to the emergence shortly after of a new "successor": "'''Purple Heaven'''", which was very similar, having a large part of the former members of Shadow Claw and the old administration.

DFG, for unknown reasons, probably out of resentment, shortly after (A few weeks) the creation of this new group, would begin to make plans to "eradicate" it, from here he would begin for the rest of the year to manipulate other people to do his dirty work so that they "destroy" Purple Heaven (or '''PH''') for him: First he would try to use a [[kid]] named '''Asdro''' who would be [[hacked]] and humiliated shortly after, then a [[Youtube|youtuber]] named '''Necromante2019''' and his group named "'''Ejercito Pensante'''", then a user named '''Daiki''' (Who ended up betraying him) and finally he would meet his ultimate [[slave]]: A user from [[Banana|Honduras]] named '''ForceCR''', another [[fag]] who just like him since the end of 2019 had been a "lolcow" of Shadow Claw and Purple Heaven and therefore was the perfect servant for DFG.

[[File:Dfgforce.png|thumb|Master and pet: DFG and ForceCR.]]

Obviously he never was able to do anything to Purple Heaven and all of his plans ended in failure, one of the people who stood out the most during these times of humiliations to DFG was the first leader of Purple Heaven (He retired shortly after) called '''Puruan TRP''', who in numerous ways ridiculed and humiliated him to the point of getting DFG [[blocked]] from the entire mapper community in that year 2020 and [[Delete Fucking Everything|making DFG delete numerous channels and remove several members from his server en masse]] out of pure [[paranoia]], condemning Maldawa from that point to exist as a ghost server with pure inactivity and very few members until its final elimination in [[2022]].

[[File:PicsArt 08-17-10.34.15.jpg|thumb|450px|center|DFG vs Purple Heaven.]]

In [[2021]], DFG had not progressed at all and his "empire" was still completely [[dead]] and almost forgotten by this time.

<center><big><big>'''2021 Fail Squad'''</big></big></center>
[[File:Parody of DFG and friends.mp4|center|350px]]

DFG would do his most atrocious act in this period, at the beginning of the year, he was still obsessed with Fix, and in his sick mind, he thought that she had "betrayed" him, '''so [[Revenge porn|he decided to leak, without any remorse, intimate photos and videos of Fix]] (And a reminder that by the time DFG did this, first of all he was already 18, and second, Fix [[CP|was barely 12 when she took all these photos and videos]])'''.

These photos and videos went circulating several discord servers, Fix retired shortly after this.

Halfway through the year, after personal events between Sibersk and DFG, another conflict would begin between the two again, this time Sibersk decided create "[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dyPgEqT3yrN5R_cGm-KlfTI6M6g_o2b1zDVyDQh3blQ/edit?tab=t.0 El Cactus]", a blog that exposed DFG for all his crimes and questionable acts such as [[grooming]] (Including his attempt of grooming a '''10-year-old girl'''), also in this blog Sibersk recounts his personal experience with him since he met him in detail.

[[File:Dfg10yearsold.jpg|650px|center|thumb|DFG says that he liked a 10-year-old girl.]]

The creation of "El Cactus" would be the definitive breaking point in the relationship between DFG and Sibersk, [[Rekt|evidently DFG was never able to respond or refute anything written in that blog]].

During this time, DFG would have conflicts with other users such as one called "'''Kurau'''", an ex-friend of ElZombie, who created a server called "'''NexoFuna a DFG'''" putting memes, screenshots and other things from DFG, preserving them over time.

In this new conflict DFG was helped by a literal [[Child|11-year-old mapper]] named '''zProvincias''' who had a server called "'''Dark Farast'''" that was supposedly "[[Stupid|successor to Maldawa]]" as they also pretended to be an "empire" on Discord, another of his allies was a user named '''Meddiout''' (also known as '''Mitzumekozo''') who [[Pedophilia apologia|defended him from his pedophilia accusations]], in the end DFG said that he "[[Gay kiss|fell in love" with Meddiout]].

[[Lulz|Meddiout would end up getting doxed by Sibersk throught the mobile game Clash Royale]].

[[File:Dfgmeddiout.png|thumb|'''[[GAY]]'''.]]

[[File:4Cj2ioF.jpg|thumb|left|"DFG X Twi".]]

Also during this year a famous incident happened when DFG was [[Catfish|catfished]] by someone called "'''Twi'''", leaking extremely disgusting and humiliating photos of DFG: In one he wrote "''DFG X Twi''" on his arm, in other ones he was seen [[YandereDev|drinking his own semen]], [[Self-injury|he also self-harmed his chest]] and sent nude photos of himself.

[[File:DFGcum.png|thumb|350px|center|DFG tasting his own cum.]]

=="Silent Era" and another conflict with Skyoe==
[[File:Dfgaccounthacked.png|thumb|DFG's ANSES account gets hacked.]]
Entering the year 2022, DFG [[Coward|went into a lower profile]], at this point being known on most of the servers he's been on as a pedophile and a lolcow, but he wouldn't do something really important during this year.

At the end of this year, an incident occurred with "'''Skyoe'''" (At this point, Purple Heaven no longer existed, but there were other successor servers of the same group, which will be simply called "Skyoe") which led to DFG's family [[Doxbin|finally being doxed, obtaining information of even his grandparents]], and even getting DFG's ID photo and hacking into his ANSES accounts.

His parents were contacted, his mother was told about his pedophilia and his various questionable acts on the internet, she would say that [[Grounding videos|she hit DFG]] and that according to her "[[Wut|he would go down on his pedophilia]]", [[Nothing of value was lost|DFG was forced to delete Maldawa permanently, by then a completely dead server and devoted of any activity, he also deleted his first Discord account that he had since 2017]], despite what happened, he shortly after created a new Discord account and then continued as if nothing had happened.

Despite the elimination of Maldawa, [[Delusional|even to this day DFG still thinks that his "empire" still exists]].

==Travel to Spain and more humiliations==
[[File:Dfg chad.png|thumb|left|DFG or Versalles, circa 2023.]]
By [[2023]], despite the fact that DFG was already a [[Suicide|20-year-old adult]], he would have no purpose in life other than to continue on the internet, without studying at any university ([[NEET|Living supported by his mother and paid by the government for his mental disabilities]]) and having no interest in looking for any kind of job, so he created a new account called "'''Rysa'''" to "go unnoticed" [[Tranny|where he pretended to be a woman]].

He got involved in a new community dedicated to [[Paradox Interactive|war and strategy games]], especially the YouTube channel server "'''Mayorcetegaming'''" (Channel dedicated to this type of games), where he began calling himself "'''Versalles'''", [[Deadname|a name that he would start using in order to try to distance himself from the bad reputation that he has in his best-known name "DFG"]], in the community of Mayorcete he met a user that we will call “'''M'''” , who at an undetermined point became his partner.

DFG also had the chance to met again his old friend from 2018 Guara/Hino, although Guara was very disgusted when he saw the monster and abomination that DFG had become, during one of their conversations Guara had claimed that it was thanks to him that "Maldawa was created" (Which is, in part, true), this comment by Guara affected DFG greatly, [[Crazy|DFG began to believe that Guara wanted to "steal" or "take credit" for what seemed to be his greatest and only achievement in his life which was Maldawa]], since then starting an animosity from DFG to Guara that even after a whole year he would still have, it would get much worse when DFG would discover that Guara was involved with Skyoe, his "greatest enemies".

For years, even since 2019, DFG always liked to fantasize about wanting to travel to [[Spain]], and that's how in mid-2023, DFG spoke to Gengar (Ex-leader of Shadow Claw, who had recently returned to Discord) telling him that he wanted to go live in Spain and that "Gengar would help him find accommodation" (Since Gengar was Spanish).

[[File:DFGspain.png|thumb|Where all of his trouble began...]]

Gengar, not taking him seriously, agreed and DFG [[Stupid|without thinking it twice]], with only a suitcase, some [[money]] stolen from his parents and a "[[Communist|general]]" hat took the flight from Buenos Aires to Madrid.

As soon as he arrived, Gengar went to look for him with a [[IRL]] friend of his, finding him shortly after, what Gengar would emphasize the most would be the smell of DFG which would be [[Chernobyl|extremely disgusting and horrible]] according to him.

Shortly after, they got on a bus and arrived at a forest, after this [[Pwned|Gengar and his friend would assault DFG in the forest, robbing him and leaving him homeless and abandoned in the middle of nowhere]], all of this was recorded in different videos.

[[File:DFG trying to escape from Argentina.mp4|center|450px]]

Apparently, despite the fact that they stole money from him, what DFG would give the most importance to would be his "general" hat that he carried with him, [[Tard rage|becoming furious]].

DFG had a hidden purpose in traveling to Spain, which was to see "M" in person, since "M" is Spanish, even trying to assist DFG during his trip, so once he was left [[homeless]], the first thing he did when wandering the streets of Madrid and its surrounding towns was to go to her house to try to get her to give him lodging, [[Invasion|trying to get inside almost illegally]], something that obviously the girl's parents did not allow, after that they saw each other for the last time in a nearby park and from there they would not know more about each other for a while.

Nobody knows how he managed to survive in Spain but it is known that he slept on the streets, a few weeks after the assault incident, he contacted Gengar to agree when to see each other again so that he would "return his hat", the day came and: In the town of Colmenar Viejo, Madrid, DFG carried a [[Edgy|knife]] with which [[Murder|he tried to stab Gengar]], failing to do that, [[Wtf|he threw himself on the ground to beg on his knees]], [[Retard|screaming for Gengar to be arrested]], causing a public scandal that led to both of them being arrested by the Civil Guard.

[[File:In prison.mp4|thumb|DFG in prison.]]

Once arrested, according to Gengar's account, DFG began to cry, Gengar was released shortly after, being taken home by the same police, while DFG had his papers checked and the police noticed irregularities. It is not known how long DFG was imprisoned, [[Epic Fail|although in the end he was deported back to Argentina]].

[[File:Reference to the incidents that DFG made.png|center|450px|thumb|Memes about the Spain incident.]]

In the virtual world, DFG didn't learn anything and continued to be the same horrible guy as always in the "Mayorcetegaming" community, [[Drama|causing more and more controversy that would finally explode the following year]].
==Current times==
[[File:Dfgm.png|thumb|"M" talks about how DFG was with her during their relationship.]]
At the beggining of [[2024]], finally everyone on the Mayorcetegaming server would grew sick of DFG, [[Abusive|after it was revealed that his relationship with "M" was toxic and abusive, just like his previous relationships with Fix and Krakobia were]], DFG was confronted on a public server, they would also decide to dig into his past, quickly uncovering his accusations of pedophilia and his dox.

News of this quickly reached Skyoe, various members of Skyoe were invited to the server, [[Coward|causing DFG to flee]] and finally making him break off his relationship with "M", with her declaring that she wants nothing to do with him.

After this, DFG (or "Versalles") got [[Pwned|permanently banned from the Mayorcetegaming community and all groups related to it]].

[[File:DFGmayorcete.png|thumb|left|DFG gets banned from Mayorcete.]]

What many would not know is that DFG since the middle of 2023, after what happened with both Guara and Gengar, had been devising a "'''''master plan'''''" against Skyoe, to do this [[No Life|he spent much of 2023, all of 2024 and early 2025 collecting all the information he could on members of Skyoe and Guara]], [[Defamation|however most of the information is false]], much of the information that DFG collected is also irrelevant such as captures from 2020 that are mostly random comments without major importance.

While DFG was putting together his big plan, he became obsessed with another minor known as "'''Riri'''" or "'''Naides'''" aged 13, [[Chris Hansen|even though he was 21-22 years old at the time]]. Although he denies being a pedophile, he sees it as perfectly normal to talk to and "be friends" with a minor of this age, manipulating her with his strange ideas. One day, after certain events occurred, DFG became upset with the girl and [[Death threat|began to threaten her with her personal information, even sending messages to her parents, he began to threaten and extort her in such abrupt ways even telling her to delete her Discord account]].

[[File:DFG THE KILLER.jpg|thumb|Just look at his hand...]]

[[File:Dfgriri.jpg|450px|center|thumb|DFG threatening a 13 year old girl with her personal information.]]

To achieve his "grand plan", he made [[Autistic Legion of Doom|an alliance]] with various others questionable users just like him, mainly Guara's enemies like [[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Jerry]] and '''Corbata Roja''', other of his allies were '''Warren''', '''Kaede''' and '''Bhalmajor''', all of DFG allies are well-known for [[Truth|being stalkers, doxers and groomers]].

[[File:Legion autista del mal.png|thumb|550px|center|DFG and his friends.]]

In December 2024, DFG created a "secret Discord server" where he put the "[[Fake|evidence]]" he supposedly "collected" from Guara and Skyoe, but DFG did not take on to account the fact that all this time he had spies in his groups and everything got leaked during the first days of [[2025]], [[Lol|causing his brutal exposure and humiliation once again, as well of his allies]]. [[Faggot|This also made Jerry ran away from the server as soon as they got discovered]].

[[File:JerryMexican.mp4|thumb|DFG's "secret Discord server".]]

After this, DFG had a mental breakdown when he realized that his "ultimate plan" that lasted more than a year got ruined and he began spamming on [[Twitter]] a picture of a supposed "[[lawsuit]]" that he made to Skyoe using false accusations.

Later, seeing that everyone abandoned him, he had no choice but to betray Jerry and Corbata Roja, for supposedly being "cowards" [[Hipocrite|despite the fact that he himself is a coward]].

<center><big><big>'''And the story continues to this day...'''</big></big></center>
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|EPIC FAIL|0|Couldn't even push Gengar because of his physical weakness|0|What was he thinking?|1|Caused a slight public scandal that led to both of them being arrested| -∞|Proved that the supposed most "edgy" people from the internet can't do shit when confronted IRL|-∞|EXPELLED AND UNGRADED|Worst stabber ever}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:Guardia Civil.png|150px]]|Guardia Civil}}

==Friends of DFG==
===ForceCR / Leib===
[[File:Imagen 2025-05-21 204656345.png|thumb|190px|left|ForceCR.]]
'''ForceCR''' [[AKA|also known as]] '''Leib''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Kevin Jimmy Salgado''') is a [[retard]] who originally was a member of Skyoe (Shadow Claw at that time), after getting humiliated too many times on the serverand rejected by everyone because he liked to [[LARP]] of being a <s>scriptkiddie</s> "[[hacker]]", he switched sides and became the [[Slavery|loyal servant of DFG]], a role he has keep for 5 years by now. He is also known for being a a simp of [[E-girls and e-boys|Konex Entertainment]] (Friend of [[Peluchin Entertainment]]) and he likes to justify himself by saying that he has [[Assburgers]]. At last he is a poor [[nigger]] from the irrelevant country of [[Monkey|Honduras]].
===Mi Vida Bajo El Puente / El Jerry Reviewer===
[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente|Just go to read his article and shut the fuck up.]]
===FMO (Ircam, Bhalmajor, Warren, Kaede)===
[[File:Fmodfgh.png|thumb|190px|DFG on a voice chat with his pedo friends.]]
A cliqué of Discord pedophiles and manchildren obsessed with [[Ken L Wright]]. [[Hypocrisy|They defended DFG but at the same time accused others of being groomers or pedophiles]].
===zProvincias===
A [[13-year-old boy]] who was groomed by DFG and formed a "[[Fail|h4x0r]]" group known as '''Dark Farast''' which copies Maldawa but generally nobody cares about. DFG claims that he's his "successor" [[Soyjak.party|or something]].
===Rama 3210===
[[File:Ramapedo.png|thumb|190px|left|Ramiro admitting to being a pedophile.]]
'''Rama 3210''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Ramiro Valentin Retolaza''') is another argentinian pedophile who got [[catfish|catfished]] 3 times in a row and masturbated on videocam while DFG was recording. DFG, despite knowing that he's a pedophile who sent his nudes to a 13-year old girl while he was 19, continued talking to him, it is even rumored that DFG groomed Rama when he was still a minor but this is unconfirmed. DFG likes to accuse his enemies of being pedophiles without proof while at the same time he talks to one.
==FanArts and Memes==
{{Collapsegallery|Maldawan Gallery|Maldawan|center|<gallery>
File:DFG THE FACE.png|[[Incel]] vs [[chad]].
File:SHITTY FICTION COUNTRY.jpg|
File:DFGPosting.png|The Maldawan Gang.
File:PHposteo.png|Fucking autistic.
File:DFG DEAD.png|DFG and his dead friends.
File:Dfg necrotemante soy.png|DFG and [[DrossRotzank#Necrotemantegets rekt|Necrotemante]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:DFG x Valdrox.png|[[Cristali|What does this shit remind me of?]]
File:DFG Rule34.png|[[Rule 34]].
File:DFG HTF.png|[[Happy Tree Friends]] Version.
File:XDDDDDDD.png|Together with [[Peluchin Entertainment]].
File:DFG soy.png|
File:Dfgsoyjak3.png|His friendship with Jerry
File:Dfgsoyjak2.png|Did you know that DFG doesn't like [[Soyjak.party|soyjaks]]?
File:DFG y hugo son similares.png|Wanted to stab someone and it went wrong and this is much worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].
File:El Maldawano DFG con almohada con agujero.png|The Argentinian Edition of [[MadThad0890]].
File:Dfgchrishansen.png|DFG encountering [[Chris Hansen]].
File:Pedophiledfg.png|Pedophile caught in HD. Look at the shape of his head Lmao.
File:Dfgmentalredartadioncertificate.png|Mental retardation certificate.
File:Inspecciondepenes.png|
File:DFG Lanza.png|[[Adam Lanza]] with DFG cosplay
File:Dfg krakobia simp.png
File:Dfg not a pedo.png|Definitely not a pedo at all
</gallery>}}

==Videos about him==
{{center|<youtube>8iiodgcQiUA</youtube>}}
{{center|<youtube>GhJkxmHEbbw</youtube>}}

==Social Media==
*{{yt|cu|@dfg7418|DFG 741}}
*{{twitter|Versalles_741}}
*{{discord|user|fiat_iustitia_et_pereat_mundus}}

==See Also==
[[File:DFG en su cuarto.png|thumb|DFG in his bedroom.]]
*[[Argentina]]
*[[Spain]]
*[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Formerly his ally
*[[Doomentio]] - Similar to him, however DFG is much, much worse
*[[DrossRotzank#Necrotemante gets rekt|Necrotemante]] - Another very disturbing hispanic horrorcow
*[[PlutonicClown]] - Both are pedophiles, both were humilliated by Skyoe, both are obssesed with Guara and ElZombie, both threat with "lawsuits" and both have disgusting fetishes (urophilia and coprohilia)
*[[Chris-chan]] - Similar people
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Polandball]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[CP]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[High Score]] - That time when DFG tried to stab and murder someone in Spain but failed.
*[[Hugo Jackson]] - Another autistic who also wanted to stab someone but it went wrong, DFG did much worse than him.
*[[Soyjaks]] - His greatest hatred, for some reason.
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - DFG if he was a woman

==External Links==
*{{kf|nahuel-scoccia-fernandez-dfg-versalles-eldelfin-rysa-arkadi.209587/|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez / DFG / Versalles / ElDelfin / Rysa / Arkadi}} (In [[spanish]])
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/tb45gtnsovx1j16/El_Cactus__DFG_el_Ped%25C3%25B3filo%252C_Narcisista%252C_Manipulador%252C_Mit%25C3%25B3mano%252C_Acosador%252C_Mentiroso%252C_Egolatra%252C_Pederasta_y_Victimista_%2528DFG%2527s_Bible_o_Sacro_Testamento_Maldawano%2529.pdf/file El Cactus]
*[https://dooms.wikioasis.org/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Doomverse wiki] {{archive|Qnvyk}}
*[https://gononeas-gang.fandom.com/es/wiki/DFG DFG article in the Gonorreas Gang wiki] {{archive|lM3ZM}}
[[File:Dfg death .png|970px|center|6 fucking years getting rekt by Skyoe.]]
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Nanachus:

lol

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2025-09-11T06:36:26Z

Nanachus:

lol

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Nanachus:

lol

Stunning and Brave

2025-09-11T05:58:09Z

Nanachus:

'''Stunning and Brave''' is a description of the moral fortitude, beauty and courage of those who [[Autogynephilia|change their gender identity]], pledge allegiance to [[Social Justice|SJW]] values, dye their hair a color of the rainbow, or engage in a hypocritical or sanctimonious display of depraved [[Leftard|leftist bullshit]], preferably while also hating [[Men|men]] or [[cis scum]]. To be Stunning and Brave is to be the opposite of [[Deplorable]]. [[File:trannyathlete.jpg|thumb| upright=0.7| This victorious she-male is is Stunning and Brave as “she” towers over the natal women “she” defeated]]

To be Stunning and Brave does not mean that your opinion, identity or action is unique or rare. If you are surrounded by people who express the same leftist/SJW opinion or gender identity, you are still Stunning and Brave if you do so yourself. You are not, however, Stunning and Brave if you come in the midst of thousands of leftist SJWs and express a conservative or offensively sensible opinion like [[James Damore]] did at Google. It is actually deplorable to defy group consensus like that.

The guy who was flashed his dick at women participating in a Slutwalk and was attacked by an outraged mob of feminists was not Stunning and Brave, he was Deplorable. [[File:attackedbyfeminists.jpg|thumb| upright=0.7| This man is not Stunning and Brave]]

People who are Stunning and Brave often come across as assholes both online and in real life, but that is because they are usually [[Asperger's Syndrome|on the spectrum]] and are fighting against an oppressive society that does not understand the beautiful inner light. For example the Stunning and Brave transgender cyclist (and failed philosophy professor) Rhys “Rachel” McKinnon is courageous and beautiful when he trounces female-born competitors in cycling races with his towering, gargantuan bulk. [[File:rhysmckinnon.jpg|thumb| upright=0.7| Stunning and Brave]]

Perhaps the epitome of Stunning and Brave is [[Caitlyn Jenner]]. It is thought that she is the first person to whom the Stunning and Brave appellation was applied.

==See also==
*[[Caitlyn Jenner]]
*[[South Park]]
*[[Transgender]]
*[[Deplorable]]
*[[Burntfishie]] - The most recent example of someone who was stunning and brave
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Kill count by website

2025-09-11T05:57:24Z

Nanachus:

{{killers}}

Want to know which internet website has the deadliest users? This is your place to look.

[[EDitor]]'s note: In order to appear on any given list, the activity of any given internet user on any given website must be [[notable|NOTABLE]]. For example, pretty much everybody uses [[YouTube]] or [[Facebook]], but their name can stay the fuck out of this compendium if they didn't do jack shit with those accounts. Please visit the [[talk:Kill count by website|talk page]] for inquiries, suggestions and more.

In case you're wondering whether that empty, abandoned [[MySpace]] page from over a decade ago with zero posts on it makes your killer of interest a notable member of their userbase, ask yourself the following for criteria of notability:
*Were they a frequent user of any given website or a notable member of their community?
*Did they post foreboding material on any given website?
*Did they use any given website as a blog or a journal?
*Did they lure in victims from any given website?
*Did they post a final message/suicide letter/manifesto on any given website?
*Did they livestream or post their murder to any given website?
*Were they radicalized on any given website?
*Would it be funny to include anyways?

The following list may seem expansive, but there are probably A LOT more of these [[High Score#Notable Losers|unremarkable losers]] that have been completely overlooked. If you know somebody, add somebody.

[[High Score#Absolute Fucking Failures|People with no kills]] also qualify if they actually managed to carry out an attack of some sort. However, failed plots like [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax]] only qualify as honorable mentions, since no attempt was made.

==Sites==
[[File:MonitorGun.jpg|center|200px]]
===#===
'''[[2channel]] / 5channel'''
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Misogynist_terrorism#Hikikomori_incels_strike_again|Ryuichi Iwasaki]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|Seichi "Neomugicha" Taniguchi]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Shinji Aoba]] - 36 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Tomohiro Kato]] - 7 kills

'''[[4chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills<ref>Started using 4chan at age 14. See also: {{reddit|masskillers/comments/13dvdma/some_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_some_hinting/|4chan posts 1}} {{archive|dMgqJ}} and {{reddit|masskillers/comments/1j75q54/more_of_brenton_tarrants_4chan_posts_from_2014_to/|4chan posts 2}} {{archive|DpAP5}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Kalac]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[wikipedia:de:Doppelmord_in_Herne_2017|Marcel Hesse]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|xknUv|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Neil MacInnis - 0 kills<ref>{{archive|RcUB0|4chan post}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Raymond Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills

'''[[8chan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Earnest]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 22 kills

===A, B, C===
'''[[Above Top Secret]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Davis|Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills

'''[[Amazon]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Gabriel Cruz|Ana Julia Quezada]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]] Candy Arrieta - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills

'''[[Blockland]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga_Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Bloodshows.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joe Frankulin]] - 2 kills

'''[[Bluesky]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Brawl Stars|Brawl Stars]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga_Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Call of Duty]]'''
*[[file:flag of Brazil.png]] Guilherme Alves Costa - 1 kill

'''Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Aaron Douglas - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Damien Medwedrich - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jake Mischek - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Jaye Heller - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Joshua Pickunyk - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:2014 Moncton shootings|Justin Bourque]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Marissa Shephard - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Mark Twitchell|Mark Twitchell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Richard Bergeron - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Stephanie Bird - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] William Sandeson - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Chess.com|Chess.com]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''Clowntobi.nl'''
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill

'''Columbine / mass shooter forums (misc.)'''
*'''ShockedBeyondBelief'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*'''[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*'''Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Counter-Strike]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Julien Barreaux - 0 kills<ref>[https://au.news.yahoo.com/man-dies-in-video-game-hunts-down-killer-in-real-life-27172110.html Counter Strike: Man stabbed over video game]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tim Kretschmer]] - 15 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Robert Steinhäuser]] - 16 kills (falseflagged by German media as a CS player, but didn't own the game; instead he owned [[Half-Life]], [[Hitman]], and [[Wolfenstein]])

'''[[Craigslist]]'''<ref>[https://craigslistkillings.blogspot.com/2015/03/list-of-craigslist-killings-victims.html List of Craigslist killers on Blogspot]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Aaron David Parypa - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Adam Antony Ingala-Whiting - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alejandro Hernandez Rivera - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alexander Lyons & Lamar Clemons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Cubba & Zachary Kimbrell - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] {{hover|Ali Garner, Keon Lewis,|pleaded guilty to first-degree aggravated manslaughter}} {{hover|Larry Jones & Travis Picou|pleaded guilty to first-degree robbery}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali Salim - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Anu White, Larico Lovings, Barry Morris & Quentin Lews - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Augustin Rosendo Fernandez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bernard George Lamp - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Billy Joe Delacey - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brady Oestrike - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brandon Kent - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Brett Boettler, Kevin Garcia-Boettler & Crystal Rachelle Boettler - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bria Corrine-Janelle Blackmon & Demonte Easterling - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Bryant Dowdy & Dominique Clanton - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carl Brown - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Carlos Alicea-Antonetti & Ramon Ortiz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chad Marshall Wilcox - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chavasse Michal Smith & Darian Tyrell Washington - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Chris Beachum - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christina Marie Guffey & Christopher Jordan Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Dyson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher King - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Christopher Lott Garcia Gonzalez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Clabon Berniard, Joshua Reese, Kiyoshi Higashi & Amanda Knight - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dao Xiong - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Kelsey Sparre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] David Rios - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dermaine Spencer - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Derrick Decoste - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dianne Cheryl Warrick - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dillon Gresham, Timothy Mayhew & Angel Long - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Draton Mares - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Drew Thorngate - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Dylan Lentini - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ed Lamarre - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ernest Roach - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ezekiel Gilbert - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Grant Muren - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gregory Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jacob Lyn Marshall - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jade Douglas Harris - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jamyra Gallmon & Dominique Johnson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jarrion Hood - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jerry Kimball - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] John Steven Burgess - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Cyr - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joseph Lopez - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jordan James Baker, Jonathon O'Neil Myles & Kalynn Shiquez Ruthenberg - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Jquan Marquel Scott & Isaac Romell Williams - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kathryn Lynn Hicks - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kendrick Demus & George Carter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Kimberly Lindsay & Saraya Atkins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Korena Roberts - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Latoya Korren Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Malik Rice & Contevious Stepp-McCommons - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Mark Vincent Dayney & Peta Lorang-Goubran - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Markell Thomas & Ryan Roth - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Martiness Henderson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Marvin Mathis & Rashad Moon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Matthew J. Barry - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Michael John Anderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michael Gordon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Murder of Troy LaFerrara|Miranda Barbour & Elytte Barbour]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Murray Blackmon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Myron Oral Martens - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathan Middleton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Briscoe - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nathaniel Vivian & Kayla Dixon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Nowell Harrison Riddle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Otis Smith Jr., Anthony Holloway & Erin Marie Mongar - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Pamela Jane Bingham - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Paul Ellefritz - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Peyton Kyle McAnelly & Avery Cornuelle - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Philip Markoff]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Erric Boldon - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Phillip Walter & Violet Walter - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Rashon Abernathy, Seandell Jones & Shaquille Jordan - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Gilgo Beach serial killings|Rex Heuermann]] - {{hover|10 kills|4 via Craigslist}}
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ricardo Lamont Murray Jr. - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Richard Beasley - 3 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie Collins - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ronnie "Jay" Towns - 2 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Savon Galloway, Christopher Hamilton & Akeem Bradford - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Emmanuel Lewis - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tahreem Rana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tamika Shatavia Ford & Mark Anthony Nelson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Taylor Fitzpatrick, Micah Dozier & Larry Wren III - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrance Justin & Latrel Irving - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terrell Derrick Funches & Dalena Nguyen - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Terry Renee McClure & Justin Antonio Butler - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Thomas Coffee - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[LockJaw Arts|Tonya Dillard & Jacob Berkovitz]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Travis Zoellick & Tammi LaFave - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tremanye Alexander - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tryon Kincade & Tyshaune Kincade - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tyrell Young - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William Donaldson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] William McRae - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Yevin Rushing - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified California man - 1 kill involving Robin Smith
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified Colorado homeowner - 1 kill involving David M. Martinez
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified Harris County, Texas man - 1 kill<ref>[https://abc13.com/post/deputies-man-shot-to-death-after-craigslist-sale-gone-wrong/2034362/ Deputies: Man shot to death after Craigslist sale gone wrong — ABC13]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified Indiana man - 1 kill involving Brandon Johnson
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified New York police officer - 1 kill involving Devon Holder
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified Michigan trio - 1 kill involving Hassan Deaibes
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified South Carolina woman - 1 kill involving Frank Frazier Jr.
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unidentified Texas man - 1 kill involving Desmond Paige
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unknown Florida killer - 1 kill involving Bob Tombo
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unknown Georgia killer duo - 1 kill involving Jamal Hodge
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Robert Polk
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] unknown Missouri killer - 1 kill involving Jake Bratner

===D, E, F===
'''[[DeviantART]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin "Skulz" Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Frank Sato Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Squid-hater121|Sarah Kolb]] - 1 kill
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Discord]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Warren Barnes|Brian Cohee]] - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|1=pvrp87VXtD4&t=4475s|2=Parents Discover Teen Son's Horrifying Secret}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Colt Gray]] - 4 kills
*[[file:flag of Brazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:flag of Brazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Menhaz Zaman|Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRomania.png]] [[Nino Luciano]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Master_Phasid_Trutassanawin|Phasid Trutassanawin]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Misogynist_terrorism#Turkroach_does_it_right|Semih Çelik]] - 2 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagArgentina.png]] [[DFG|Nahuel Scoccia Fernandez]] - 0 kills

'''Documenting Reality'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Dogola]]chan'''
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:pt:Caso Elídia Geraldo|Caroline de Paula Dini]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] Igor Gomes - 3 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - 8 kills (alleged users)

'''[[eBay]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills<ref>[https://tucson.com/news/article_76f13419-c6b2-5981-b24b-528f900a89eb.html Killer's eBay activity: gun clips, horror books] {{archive|nHafy}}</ref>

'''Eestinen.fi'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills

'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills (confirmed reader, suspected to be [[User:ChildRapistOhChrist]])<ref>[[Adam Lanza#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills (confirmed reader)<ref> [https://ontherecordnews.ca/alek-minassian-saw-people-as-objects-in-a-video-game-with-kills-a-final-score-psychiatrist/ Alek Minassian saw people as ‘objects in a video game’ with kills ‘a final score’: psychiatrist] {{archive|EdH0F}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Fanboi on account that he literally copied the [[High Score#Walkthrough|Walkthrough]] segment on ED's "[[High Score]]" page in [[:media:MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf|his manifesto]], as well as [[:File:Smug tim.jpg|this image]] of [[Timothy McVeigh]] with [[Pepe]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>Used a link from the [[Dylann Roof]] page in [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/164031568 this 4chan thread] {{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1bhibpg/4chan_posts_made_by_brenton_tarrant_almost/|Confirmed to be OP}} {{archive|1uz4j}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill (EDitor)<ref>[[Luka Magnotta#Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills (confirmed reader)<ref>{{wayback|https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478|20230509040322|title=PsycoVision 5 — OK.ru}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - 2 kills (sysop)
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills (had [[Joclings|an article]] before his massacre; not a user though—If only he made a throwaway account to [[Blanking in progress|vandalize his article]], we could have had another killer on our team.)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter "Bob8466" Boyles]] - 0 kills (an hero'd to stop himself from becoming a school shooter)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill (suspected to be {{EDF|m|alexby.1415|alexby}})<ref>[[Talk:Solomon Henderson#Possible EDF User]] {{archive|bDqN8|Does anyone know a good site to livestream a mass shooting?}}</ref>

'''[[wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Philip Manshaus]] - 1 kill

'''Ex-Pentecostal Forums'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Matthew Murray]] - 4 kills

'''[[Facebook]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]] [[Alek Minassian]] - 11 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>Catfished as a girl on FB to bait targets to McDonald's</ref>
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Bjørn-Edvard_Rones|Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brian Isaack Clyde]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - 32 kills
*[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]] [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - 1 kill
*[[File:miniflagCanada.png]] [[wikipedia:Russell Williams (criminal)|David Russell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Misogynist_terrorism#The_pigeon-eater_wants_revenge|Eduardo Romero Naupay]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAlbania.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Endrit_Llambraj|Endrit Llambraj]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 Memphis shootings|Ezekiel Kelly]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[The Hart Family|Jennifer Hart & Sarah Hart]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[wikipedia:Bondi Junction stabbings|Joel Cauchi]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUruguay.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jonathan_Bragundi|Jonathan Bragundi]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Joshua Charles Acosta & Frank Sato Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChile.png]] [[Marco Velásquez González]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Marek Nowak|Marek Nowak]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Dallas Police Shootings|Micah Xavier Johnson]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[wikipedia:Jabukovac killings|Nikola Radosavljević]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Omar Mateen]] - 49 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Rakhmat Akilov]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Card]] - 18 kills
*[[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]] [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]] - 38 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Steve Stephens]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagEstonia.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Vahur_Ruut|Vahur Ruut]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] Łukasz Wach - 1 kill
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Fetlife]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] Brendan Banfield & Juliana Peres Magalhães - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Yingying Zhang|Brendt Christensen]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Ward - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] Stuart Heron & {{hover|Heide Bos|manslaughter/proxy murder}} - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Michael MacGregor & Tanya Bogdanovich - 1 kill

'''[[Fortnite]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Santiago N. - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] 2 unnamed teenagers - 0 kills<ref>[https://en.famagusta.news/news/kypros/kypros-anilikoi-kontepsan-na-kanoun-fono-gia-to-fortnite-epitethikan-machairi-kai-sfyri CYPRUS: Minors close to killing… Fortnite - Knife and hammer attacked — Famagusta]</ref>
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills (falseflagged it in [[:media:The Great Replacement.pdf|his manifesto]]; not a confirmed player though)

'''Freesound.org'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills

'''[[FurAffinity]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Audrey Hale]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Rox-Yin & Kira|Christopher Monks & Shaun Skarnes]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Frank Sato Felix]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tonya Dillard]] - 1 kill

===G, H, I===
'''[[Gab.ai]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Bowers]] - 11 kills

'''[[Garry's Mod]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]] - 0 kills

'''[[Grand Theft Auto]] Online'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Devin Moore - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Grindr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Ali_Muhammad_Brown|Ali Muhammad Brown]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Fernando Rosales - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Shane Dunn - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen_Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Steven Gress & Michelle Brandes - 1 kill
*[[file:Flag of Colombia.png]] unknown assailants - 1 kill involving Alessandro Coatti

'''[[Hispachan]]'''
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] unknown assailant - 1 kill involving Raúl "MegaByte" Robles

'''Hispachat'''
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[wikipedia:es:Crimen_de_la_catana|José Rabadán Pardo]] - 3 kills

'''Home Page of the Dead'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills

'''[[ICQ]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPalestine.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Ofir_Rahum|Mona Jaud Awana]] - 1 kill

'''[[iFunny]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Blaze_Bernstein|Samuel "Saboteur" Woodward]] - 1 kill

'''[[Instagram]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2023 Louisville bank shooting|Connor Sturgeon]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Daniel Sancho - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[wikipedia:Malmö school stabbing|Fabian Cederholm]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Kujtim Fejzulai]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mikese Morse]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]] Nermin Sulejmanović - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Aaron Long]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Shane Tamura]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2025 Coeur d'Alene shooting|Wess Roley]] - 2 kills<ref>[https://www.boredpanda.com/idaho-snipers-instagram-post-before-firefighter-attack/ Teen Who Fatally Shot Firefighters Posted Horrifying Instagram Story, Grandpa Discloses Motive] {{archive|Uuuy2}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Yuka Takaoka|Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[IRC]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills<ref>IRC Galleria</ref>

===J, K, L===

'''Judge.me'''
*[[file:miniflagCroatia.png]] [[wikipedia:Zagreb school stabbing|Leonardo Mušančić]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Kick (service)|Kick]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[Kiwi Farms]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[you|general userbase]] - 3 kills, including [[Byuu]]{{trans}}, [[Chloe Sagal]]{{trans}} and [[Julie Terryberry|JULAAAAY Terryberry]] via [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|Trolling-Induced Tranny Suicides]] (T.I.T.S.)
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''Knuddels'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Christian Grotheer - 2 kills

'''Kotikemia'''
*[[File:MiniflagFinland.png]] [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]] - 6 kills

'''[[League of Legends]]'''
*[[file:vn.gif]] Lee ‘Yaharong’ Chan-ju - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] Liu Kai - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2020 Henderson shooting|Jason Neo Bourne]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Tad-Michael Norman - 2 kills

'''[[LiveJournal]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Skulz|Benjamin Fawley]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rachelle Waterman]] - 1 kill (via proxy)
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Sebastian Bosse]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

===M, N, O===
'''[[Madden NFL]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills

'''Meguca'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills

'''[[Minecraft]]'''
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alex Mäkinen|Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Scott Hole]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''[[MLP Forums]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:MovieStarPlanet|MovieStarPlanet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills

'''[[MySpace]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Amanda Knox]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Shadle]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGreece.png]] [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hughstan Schlicker]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Johni Michelle Heuser]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jacob Robida]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Knight]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Farmville_murders|Richard McCroskey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tyler Dumstorf]] - 2 kills

'''Nazi websites (misc.)'''
*'''Nazi.org / Libertarian National Socialist Green Party'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*'''The Last Rhodesian'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills

'''[[Newgrounds]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Livecorpse|Adam "Livecorpse" Fulton]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jeff Weise]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[sirtom93|Thomas "Sirtom93" Briggs]] - 0 kills

'''[[NoLimitsFun]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]] [[Peter Scully]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - 8 kills

'''[[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''[[OnlyFans]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Courtney Clenney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] Davide Fontana - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Michaela Rylaarsdam - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:orkut|Orkut]]'''
*[[file:flag of Brazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Dyonathan Celestrino|Dyonathan Celestrino]] - 3 kills

===P, Q, R===
'''[[Wikipedia:Perfect World (video game)|Perfect World]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Menhaz Zaman|Menhaz Zaman]] - 4 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Copper Canyon Apartment Homes shooting|Matthew Riehl]] - 1 kill

'''[[Pinterest]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill

'''[[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills

'''Ratter Chatter'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Bobby_Jo_Stinnett|Lisa Marie Montgomery]] - 1 kill

'''[[Reddit]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 University of Idaho murders|Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills<ref>{{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/user/criminology_student|20221230171148|title=u/criminology_student}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Hayden Jagst]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jonathan Sapirman]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Davis|Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill

'''[[Roblox]]'''
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga_Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills<ref>{{archive|Qn4fU|Roblox account}}</ref>
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:List_of_unsuccessful_terrorist_plots_in_the_United_States_post-9/11#Donald_Trump_administration_(second_term)|James Wesley Burger]] - 0 kills

'''[[RuneScape]]'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Shane Coffey - 0 kills

===S, T, U===
'''[[Sanctioned Suicide]]'''
*general userbase - ~57 kills via [[High Score#Great Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] game mode<ref>[[Sanctioned Suicide#Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count]]</ref>
**[[File:miniflagIndia.png]] Abhishek Saxena - 3 kills

'''[[Second Life]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Frank Sato Felix]] - 3 kills

'''[[Smogon University]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[KingEmpoleon|Terence R. Payton]] - 1 kill

'''[[Snapchat]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Armando Hernandez Jr|Armando Hernandez Jr]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Chase Garvey|Chase Garvey]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*'''Honorable mentions'''
**[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] Lara Tolosa Chanetón - 0 kills

'''[[Something Awful]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Andrew Allred]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Kevin Underwood]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[wikipedia:SoundCloud|SoundCloud]]'''
*[[file:miniflagItaly.png]] [[Andrea Pignani]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2022 University of Idaho murders|Bryan Kohberger]] - 4 kills<ref>{{soundcloud|exarr|Exarr}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Tay-K|Tay-K]] - 2 kills

'''[[Soyjak.party]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Joshua Goldberg]] - 0 kills

'''[[Spotify]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills

'''[[Steam]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - 18 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Oguzhan Sert]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ryan Palmeter]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills

'''[[Stormfront]]'''
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:J. T. Ready|J. T. Ready]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Richard Poplawski]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wade Michael Page]] - 7 kills

'''Sv3rige'''
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills

'''[[Telegram]]'''
*[[File:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:vn.gif]] "Vietnamese Butcher" - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagChina.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Xu Jiajin|Xu Jiajin]] - 8 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Adam Britton]] - prolific animal snuff film producer

'''[[Tibia]]'''
*[[file:flag of Brazil.png]] Daniel Petry - 1 kill

'''[[TikTok]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Ali "JinnKid" Abulaban - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Claire Miller - 1 kill<ref>{{youtube|QAClVYK__Ag|The 14-Year-Old TikTok Murderer: Claire Miller}} {{archiveorg|698eb-0ba-109d-325d-946fb-1cc-278cca-5c|TikTok archive}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Emily Long - 3 kills
*[[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]] [[Fede Rodriguez]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] José Jurado Montilla - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Lucas de Oliveira Tuci]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills<ref>{{Reddit|masskillers/comments/1hdng58/nikolas_cruz_old_tiktok_account_from_2015/|Nikolas cruz old tiktok account from 2015}} {{archive|ml7Im}}</ref>
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Yuka Takaoka|Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Tinder]]'''
*[[file:miniflagPeru.png]] Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Damon Allen Benson - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Danueal Drayton - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder of Grace Millane|Jesse Kempson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] Unknown 38-year-old man - 1 kill

'''The Cannibal Cafe'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Armin Meiwes]] - 1 kill

'''[[Tumblr]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Columbine_Copycats#Darion_Marcus_Aguilar|Darion Marcus Aguilar]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|YkBVu|Tumblr account}}</ref>
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], [[James Gamble]] & [[Randall Shepherd]] - 0 kills
**[[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png]] Unnamed 15-year-old boy - 0 kills

'''[[Twitch]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David Katz]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Wikipedia:Grant Amato|Grant Amato]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Hugo Jackson]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Payton Gendron]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Stephan Balliet]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Yuka Takaoka|Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills

'''[[Twitter]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[File:MiniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Bjørn-Edvard_Rones|Bjørn-Edvard Rones]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Brandon Alonso]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]] [[Brenton Tarrant]] - 51 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Connor Betts]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]] - 3 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Zimmerman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Isaac Chagas]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jarrod W Ramos|Jarrod Warren Ramos]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:John Hinckley Jr.|John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|Jori Juhani Lasonen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Luigi Mangione]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:flag of Brazil.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Muryllo Martins|Muryllo Martins]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Patrick Crusius]] - 23 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[Satoshi Uematsu]] - 19 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Takahiro Shiraishi|Takahiro Shiraishi]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Yuka Takaoka|Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Zac Penton]] - 1 kill
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Calvin Crew - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Daniel Perry]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jason Dalton]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Sheliky Sanchez - {{hover|1-4 kills|Only one kill using Uber though; other 3 are unconfirmed.}}

'''[[Usenet]]'''
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:William Francis Melchert-Dinkel|William Francis Melchert-Dinkel]] - 2-5 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Louis Gillies - 1 kill

===V, W, X===
'''[[Wikipedia:Valorant|Valorant]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills

'''[[VampireFreaks]]'''
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Garry Francis Newman]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Jasmine Richardson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Kimveer Gill]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills<ref>{{archive|qSLNV|VF profile}}</ref>

'''[[VidLii]]'''
*[[file:miniflagTurkey.png]] [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - 0 kills

'''[[VK]]'''
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Andrey Emelyannikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Academy Maniacs|Artyom Anoufriev & Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Columbine_Copycats#Artyom_Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Daniil Pulkin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - 9 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Iskander Khalfin|Iskander Khalfin]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Mikhail Pivnev]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Natalya Kabakova - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Sascha I.|Sascha I.]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Timur Bekmansurov]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills

'''Wars Central'''
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[wikipedia:Matthew Pyke|David Heiss]] - 1 kill

'''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]]'''<ref>{{WPD|h/compilation/post/375354/wolfglowie-all-10-wpd-users-who|All 10 WPD Users Who Have Killed / Tried to Kill Someone IRL}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Alex Mäkinen|Alex Mäkinen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dylan Butler]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Luis McLaughlin Jr - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Natalie Rupnow]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[wikipedia:Viertola_school_shooting|Riku Nertamo]] - 1 kill
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Gunner Joseph Fisher - 0 kills (speculated user)
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Joshua Cobb - 0 kills

'''[[Wattpad]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Miller]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills

'''[[Wikipedia]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Raymond Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - 0 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills (speculated user)

'''[[World of Warcraft]]'''
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - 6 kills<ref>{{reddit|masskillers/comments/oqa9qb/a_post_from_alexandre_bissonnettes_tumblr_showing/|A post from Tumblr showing a WOW character he had}} {{archive|qBvtH}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[James Holmes]] - 12 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:2013 Santa Monica shootings|John Zawahri]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Kruse Wellwood & Cameron Moffat - 1 kill

'''[[Wrong Planet]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Freund]] - 2 kills

'''[[Xanga]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[David G. Ludwig]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Rockonlittleone|Esmie Tseng]] - 1 kill

===Y, Z===
'''[[wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:Murder_of_Kacie_Woody|David Leslie Fuller]] - 1 kill

'''[[YouTube]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Adam Lanza]] - 27 kills
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Ali David Sonboly]] - 9 kills<ref>{{fandomlink|youtube|es:NeoGer|NeoGer}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Alyssa Bustamante]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] Alyssa Dayvault - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Heisenwolf|Amado Amir González "Heisenwolf" Nava]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - 77 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - 5 kills
*[[File:miniflagPeru.png]] [[Anibal Frituras|Aníbal Augusto Chalco]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Tony48219|Anthony "Tony48219" Powell]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Arcan Cetin]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustria.png]] [[Arthur Achleitner]] - 10 kills
*[[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]] [[Blas Cinalli]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Brandon Clark]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Caleb Sharpe]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Cosmo Setepenra]] - 4 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Devon Erickson]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagAustralia.png]] [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] Dylan Thomas Pountney - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Elliot Rodger]] - 6 kills
*[[File:MiniflagPeru.png]] [[Erik Espinal Hernandez]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Ethan Crumbley]] - 4 kills
*[[File:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Frank James]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagLatvia.png]] Gatis Lagzdins - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[George Sodini]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]] - 8 kills
*[[file:MiniflagUK.png]] [[Jake Davison]] - 5 kills
*[[file:miniflagThailand.png]] [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - 29 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Jared Lee Loughner]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[wikipedia:John Hinckley Jr.|John Hinckley Jr.]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[John Katehis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]] [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]] [[Juraj Krajčík]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagBelgium.png]] [[Kevin Lapeire]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFrance.png]] Killian Barbey - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagPoland.png]] [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kinga_Herbut|Kinga Herbut]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagSerbia.png]] [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagSweden.png]] [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Lane Davis|Lane Maurice Davis]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Luka Magnotta]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Matti Juhani Saari]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Mauricio Garcia]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - 0 kills
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] [[Nicholas Prosper]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Nikita Lytkin]] - 6 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Nikolas Cruz]] - 17 kills
*[[file:miniflagCyprus.png]] [[wikipedia:Mitsero murders|Nikos Metaxas]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagDenmark.png]] [[Noah Esbensen]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagBrazil.png]] [[wikipedia:Pedro Rodrigues Filho|Pedro Rodrigues Filho]] - 71 kills
*[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - 8 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Randy Robert Stair]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robert Crimo]] - 7 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Robin Westman‎‎]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Scott Paul Beierle]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - 1 kill<ref>{{archive|ZVoOc|Elliot_Cobson}} {{archive|hLHSn|Saint BAPA}}</ref>
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] Stanislav Teshetnikov - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagUK.png]] Stephen McCullagh - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] [[Tobias Rathjen]] - 10 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[McSkillet|Trevor "McSkillet" Heitmann]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - 3 kills
*[[file:miniflagNorway.png]] [[Varg Vikernes]] - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagRussia.png]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - 20 kills
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[William Atchison]] - 2 kills
*[[file:miniflagJapan.png]] [[wikipedia:Yuka Takaoka|Yuka Takaoka]] - 0 kills
*'''honorable mentions'''
**[[file:miniflagCanada.png]] [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - 0 kills
**[[file:miniflagspain.png]] [[Max Porta]] - 1 kill (alleged user)
**[[file:miniflagFinland.png]] Samuli Saarinen - 0 kills

'''[[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]'''
*[[file:miniflagUSA.png]] [[Salvador Ramos]] - 21 kills

'''Zambian Meat'''
*[[file:miniflagGermany.png]] Detlev Guenzel - 1 kill
*[[file:miniflagZambia.gif]] unknown killer - 1 kill involving Thabo Sibwanda

==Ranking board==
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
! WEBSITE
! TOTAL KILLS
! REGISTERED PLAYERS
! COUNTRIES
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png]]
| [[YouTube]]
| 435
| 64
| 24 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagDenmark.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[File:MiniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Broadcast Yourself" (killing people)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
| [[Facebook]]
| 383
| 50
| 22 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:miniflagChile.png]][[file:Flag of Colombia.png]][[file:miniflagAlbania.png]][[file:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagUruguay.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:MiniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagEstonia.png]][[file:miniflagBelgium.png]][[file:Tunisia miniflag.png]][[file:miniflagArgentina.png]]
| "Move fast and kill things" "Bringing the world chaos closer together"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png]]
| [[Twitter]]
| 158
| 29
| 10 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| "Get trending by going amok"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png]]
| [[Steam]]
| 149
| 18
| 7 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]]
| Thousands of hours in [[Call of Duty]] and [[CS:GO]] has trained us for this.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Craigslist]]
| 139
| 167
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
| Despite the site's reputation for being full of killers, individuals seldom achieve over 1 kill. Even then, they've actually had a lot of killers though.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Instagram]]
| 114
| 25
| 10 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]][[file:miniflagCroatia.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:flag of Brazil.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| So you're jerking off to big asses, right? Now you'll regret it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia]]
| 113
| 6
| 4 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| Nerds who spammed edits in a page for nerd editors
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[World of Warcraft]]
| 110
| 8
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]]
| "In the Real World, I'm the loser; but in the Game World, You're the loser."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Stormfront]]
| 104
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
| Not bad for a non-mainstream website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
| {{hover|100|3 kills if we count (confirmed) EDitors only}}
| 7
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| That's us!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[4chan]]
| 97
| 11
| 6 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
| "Some of you guys are alright. [[Dont go to school tomorrow|Don't go to school tomorrow]] if you are in the northwest."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[8chan]]
| 74
| 3
| 2 [[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Subscribe to [[PewDiePie]], lads!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Sanctioned Suicide]]
| ~57
| N/A
| 1 [[file:miniflagIndia.png]]
| Instructing people how to become [[an hero|an heroes]] for over 30 years
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VK]]
| 50
| 13
| 3 [[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagSwitzerland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Сука блять"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[TikTok]]
| 46
| 13
| 7 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[File:MiniflagParaguay.png]][[file:miniflagSerbia.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]][[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| If the brainrot doesn't kill you, they will.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[2channel]] / 5channel
| 46
| 4
| 1 [[File:miniflagJapan.png]]
| ^-^ 先輩
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Minecraft]]
| 42
| 6
| 5 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "BLADES FOR DAYS"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Discord]]
| 39
| 13
| 7 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagRomania.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagThailand.png]][[file:flag of Brazil.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| *Discord notification sound effect*
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MySpace]]
| 34
| 16
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[File:miniflagGreece.png]]
| Myspace. YourFuneral.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Counter-Strike]]
| 31
| 7
| 4 [[File:miniflagGermany.png]][[File:miniflagFrance.png]][[File:miniflagRussia.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Terrorists win"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[eBay]]
| 32
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Well, that's one way to top the charts"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fortnite]]
| 29
| 5
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:MiniflagMexico.jpg]][[File:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Victory Royale"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:LinkedIn|LinkedIn]]
| 27
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Found the job of your life" (hitman)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| ShockedBeyondBelief
| 27
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A Columbine discussion website notably used by [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Telegram]]
| 24
| 8
| 6 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]][[file:vn.gif]][[file:miniflagRussia.png]][[File:MiniflagTurkey.png]][[file:miniflagChina.png]]
| Likely members of the Terrorgram channel with a side of [[baby monkey torture]] to go along with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tumblr]]
| 24
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| With the amount of mass shooter fangirls on this website, its only natural that some of them would become killers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Reddit]]
| 23
| 11
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagBrazil.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Users most likely browsed anything related to r/masskillers, [[incels]] or antinatalism.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Yubo|Yubo]]
| 21
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| [[Salvador Ramos|'''ONE''' person]] brought this random website up here.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Twitch]]
| 19
| 7
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagJapan.png]]
| "You can livestream more than just video games."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Spotify]]
| 19
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| "Tune into your favourite music to go apeshit"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Freesound.org
| 18
| 1
| 1 [[file:MiniflagRussia.png]]
| Sound downloading web used by [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[LiveJournal]]
| 16
| 7
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| "Share your darkest thoughts, and make them real"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Above Top Secret]]
| 16
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Shhh, is a secret!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Canadian Inmates Connect Inc.
| 14
| 12
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
| Tinder for Canadian criminals.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Grand Theft Auto Online
| 12
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like CJ and go gangsta spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Grindr]]
| 12
| 7
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:flag of Colombia.png]]
| "AIDS isn't the only thing that will kill them."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Adult FriendFinder|Adult FriendFinder]]
| 12
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[DeviantART]]
| 11
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "When [[guro]] just isn't enough."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[FurAffinity]]
| 11
| 6
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "[[OwO whats this..?]]... A body!"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:SoundCloud|SoundCloud]]
| 11
| 4
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagItaly.png]]
| "Music for my ears"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Gab.ai]]
| 11
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[IRC]]
| 10
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Internet Relay Chat; technically not a website but I'm counting it anyways.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Valorant|Valorant]]
| 10
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagAustria.png]]
| Another shitty Fortnite alike game played by [[Arthur Achleitner]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tinder]]
| 9
| 6
| 5 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[File:MiniflagNewZealand.png]][[file:miniflagPeru.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| "Meet hot chicks or fags, get killed by them with pleasure and love."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Watchpeopledie.tv]]
| 9
| 8
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]][[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| People who wanted to watch people die... by their own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Uber|Uber]]
| 9
| 4
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Where can I take you sir?" (death)
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Badoo|Badoo]]
| 9
| 3
| 3 [[file:miniflagCyprus.png]][[file:miniflagspain.png]][[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png]]
| Tinder copycat.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Newgrounds]]
| 9
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| "When faggots go Madness Combat IRL."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Home Page of the Dead
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum for discussing zombie movies and media. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Nazi.org
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Home of the National Socialist Green Party. Notably used by [[Jeff Weise]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Last Rhodesian
| 9
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| The personal website of [[Dylann Storm Roof]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Fetlife]]
| 8
| 9
| 4 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]][[file:miniflagNewZealand.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VampireFreaks]]
| 8
| 5
| 3 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagCanada.png]][[file:miniflagAustralia.png]]
| I am a vampire, [[Habeeb it|believe it]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Odnoklassniki|Odnoklassniki]] / OK.ru
| 8
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Roblox]]
| 7
| 4
| 3 [[File:miniflagSweden.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]]
| "Survival the killer"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Kiwi Farms]]
| 7
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Surprisingly low despite what the media claims about this website
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Amazon]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Delivery for your corpse"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Apple Music|Apple Music]]
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Documenting Reality
| 7
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| An [[imageboard]] dedicated to documenting true crime cases.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Snapchat]]
| 6
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Put a filter on your face for the bloodbath"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Blogger (service)|Blogger]]
| 6
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]][[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Open a blog about your murder spree"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Kotikemia
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| A Finnish online forum for amateur chemists
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:OkCupid|OkCupid]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Early 2010's tinder
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:PlentyOfFish|PlentyOfFish]]
| 6
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Another Tinder alike website, notoriously used by [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Something Awful]]
| 5
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forums
| 4
| 3
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Be like your martyrs/idols, fail at it"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Dogolachan
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[File:miniflagBrazil.png]]
| A Brazilian [[imageboard]] based on the "[[dogola]]" meme; basically [[8chan]] for mango-munchers.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Second Life]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "When your first life sucks, and your second life just doesn't satisfy you anymore."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Soyjak.party]]
| 4
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Official forum for Soycels and other brainrotted specimens.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ex-Pentecostal Forums
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Perfect World (video game)|Perfect World]]
| 4
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCanada.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[OnlyFans]]
| 3
| 3
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:MiniflagItaly.png]]
| "See your favorite online IRL waifu, and jerk off to her to death"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Usenet]]
| 3
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagUK.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Xanga]]
| 3
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Chess.com|Chess.com]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| "Be a chess champion, like Pichuskin"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Eestinen.fi
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagFinland.png]]
| Some estonian news page, mainly used by Jori Juhani Lasonen.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Hispachat
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagspain.png]]
| Not [[hispachan]], retard.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MyFreeCams|MyFreeCams]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Jerking off to those chicks won't kill you, [[amirite]]?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Orkut|Orkut]]
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:flag of Brazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Super Columbine Massacre RPG Forums
| 3
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board for the discussion of the [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] video game.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wattpad]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagPoland.png]]
| "When your [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|E&D]] fanfics come true:"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Hispachan]]
| 2
| 2
| 1 [[file:miniflagMexico.jpg]]
| 4chan [[spic]] x [[dago]] rip off.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[League of Legends]]
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagChina.png]][[File:vn.gif]]
| "May I be a big fat loser IRL, but you should never trust me."
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Zambian Meat
| 2
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]][[file:miniflagZambia.gif]]
| A cannibal fetish website.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Blockland]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Lego-styled game notably played by [[the couch cuck]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bloodshows.com]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A gory [[black metal]] shockjock website founded by a former guitarist for Goatlord. Their one and only high-scorer was their owner, Joe Frankulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Garry's Mod]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| Normally used by killers to make spree killing recreations.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Knuddels
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| A German dating site.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Madden NFL]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Meguca
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| An obscure anime-oriented [[imageboard]] that [[Stephan Balliet]] leaked his manifesto onto.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[MLP Forums]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagSlovakia.png]]
| "My Little Pillage"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wrong Planet]]
| 2
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]]
| 1
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Bluesky]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[File:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Call of Duty]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[File:Flag of Brazil.png]]
| "Mission completed, private"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Clowntobi.nl
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagBelgium.png]]
| Official page of [[Kevin Lapeire|belgian John Wayne Gacy]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Endchan|Endchan]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagNorway.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[ICQ]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPalestine.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[NoLimitsFun]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPhilippines.png]]
| A child porn site run by [[Peter Scully]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Periscope (service)|Periscope]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Pinterest]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| "Your victims' photos goes there"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Ratter Chatter
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
| A forum board and chat room dedicated to the discussion of [[dog|rat terriers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Smogon University]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| The Cannibal Cafe
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagGermany.png]]
| The cannibalism fetish website where [[Armin Meiwes]] famously met his victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Wars Central
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUK.png]]
| A fan site for [[Advance Wars]]
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Tibia]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:flag of Brazil.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! Messenger|Yahoo! Messenger]]
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Judge.me
| 1
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagCroatia.png]]
| "This knife is quite dull"
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[RuneScape]]
| 0
| 2
| 2 [[file:miniflagUSA.png]][[File:miniflagLatvia.png]]
|
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:Brawl Stars|Brawl Stars]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]]
| Some finnish game who became popular in 2018-19 and 2024-25
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[wikipedia:MovieStarPlanet|MovieStarPlanet]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagPoland.png]]
| Some random Danish game. What else can I say?
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| Sv3rige
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagLatvia.png]]
| Website created by Goatis/Sv3rige
|- style{{=}}"background:white"
| _row_count
| [[VidLii]]
| 0
| 1
| 1 [[file:miniflagTurkey.png]]
| With how many mass shooter edits are posted here, there surprisingly hasn't been more.

</table>}}

==See Also==
*[[High Score]]
*[[Internet killers]]
*[[LJ killers]]
*{{WPD|h/social/post/371875/kill-count-by-website|Collaborative sister project on WPD.}}
{{reflist}}

{{portals|websites|socialmedia}}
{{High Scores}}
[[category:Murder]]
[[category:Lists]]

{{timeline|Article of the Now September 1 & 2, [[2025]]|[[Rick and Morty]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[CandyJunkie]]}}

Talk:Kill count by website

2025-09-09T07:36:50Z

Nanachus: /* Sanctioned suicide */

Sanctioned Suicide

2025-09-09T06:28:41Z

Nanachus:

{{Rainbowsmall|LOL JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY}}
[[File:SanctionedSuicide.png|right|200px]]

'''Sanctioned Suicide''' (a.k.a. '''[[CamelCase|SanctionedSuicide]]''', '''[[SS]]''' or '''[[Sasuke|SaSu]]''') is a [[forum|friendly online community]] that exists to offer [[Kill yourself|extremely helpful advice]] to [[Retards|people]] who are suffering from [[Emo|clinical depression]] and/or [[suicidal|suicidal ideations]]. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' (a.k.a. '''ASH'''). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the [[subreddit]] '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' which operated from [[2013]] until it was [[banned]] in [[2018]]. Following the ban from reddit, several [[incels]] decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is)

As of [[2023]], Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to [[at least 100]] suicides all around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]. It has also been used by numerous [[sick fucks]] who [[Fap|get off]] on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious [[irony]] in the [[fact]] that a community that's dedicated to [[An hero|the act of killing yourself]] has been around for {{Age|1990|11|21}} fucking years and has outlasted even [[AlGore|some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica]].

==alt.suicide.holiday==

Some users of SS have traced the site's origins back as far as November 21, 1990, with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' or '''ASH'''. Other related Usenet groups included '''alt.suicide.methods''' ('''ASM''') and '''alt.suicide.bus.stop''' ('''ASBS''').

{{squote|Hey, fellow ASHers! Listen up, because this is the closest thing to
A Note that I'm going to write.

After a lot of research and a lot more thought, I've gone with the KCN
dissolved in cold water. I'm not quite sure about the volume of 1.5g
of KCN, so I'm erring on the high side. Yes, I know I'm subject to
"throat irritation" if I do that... sometimes, ya just gotta live on
the edge. :)

I'm expecting unconsciousness after about 1 minute. I've skipped all
meals for the past 24 hours to make sure I've got a nice acidic
stomach (HCl + KCN -> KCl + HCN(g), I hope), and when my stomach
started rumbling embarrassingly, I quaffed a grapefruit juice (most
acidic thing I could think of offhand).

I'll be going with the "plastic bag and rubber band" backup system...
a nice big garbage bag, so I won't be uncomfortable for that minute of
consciousness.

The computer is programmed to wait 36 hours and then phone 911, to
prevent any of my friends discovering the body. This news message is
also on a delay timer, just in case there are any closet
interventionists lurking.

If this DOESN'T work, I'll try to get someone to post that tidbit to
a.s.h. so none of you ends up making the same mistake.

Oh, a final note... in case the group gets any flak about this, let it
be known that a.s.h. was not a promoting cause in my suicide. Had it
not been for this group, my best plan to date was to get pissed drunk
and dive off the roof of my apartment building (yes, I have a key). I
think this is cleaner all 'round.

Have a nice life!

Dave|David Q. Conibear, becoming the OG of suicide}}

==The Chronicles of William Melchert-Dinkel==

[[File:MelchertDinkel.png|thumb|300px|right|DAT FIVEHEAD]]

'''William Francis Melchert-Dinkel''' (a.k.a. '''falcongirl''', '''Li Dao''' and '''Cami D''') is a middle-aged former nurse who was active on ASH during the [[2000s]]. Dinkleberry would use multiple [[sockpuppet]] accounts and [[Catfish|pose as a hot young girl]] in order to slip into the <s>DMs</s> [[AIM]] of suicidal ashers and give them tips on the most effective ways to hang yourself.

Dinkleberg's known victims are 32-year-old [[Britfag]] '''Mark Drybrough''' and 18-year-old [[Canada|Canuckistani]] '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', although by his own admission there were at least three other [[anonymous]] users who he may have successfully coaxed into necking themselves.

{{quote|They were going to die anyway.|Melchert-Dingus, on why he jacked off to ppl hanging themselves}}

{{clear}}

==r/SanctionedSuicide==

On March 3, [[2013]], [[redditor]] '''deadman5551''' started the subreddit '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' with the valiant intention of making other redditors [[An hero|kill themselves]].

==SanctionedSuicide.com==
[[File:Judaharrested.png|thumb|V&|150px]]
Sanctioned Suicide was founded on March 18, [[2018]], by '''Marquis''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Negro|Lamarcus]] [[Irony|Small]]''' of Huntsville, [[Alabama]]) and '''Serge''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Spic|Diego Joaquín Galante]]''' of [[Uruguay|U-R-Gay]]), a pair of [[Fugly|aesthetically-challenged]] [[Incels|young men]] who desperately long for [[death]] but are too [[pussy]] to actually [[DO IT FAGGOT|go through with it]].

After Lamarcus Extralarge was [[doxed]] by the [[New York Times|Jew York Slimes]] in [[2021]], he quickly decided to pull an [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and handed control of the site over to a [[weeaboo]] [[tranny]] named '''RainAndSadness'''.

[[Last tuesday]], another one of the admins known as '''Judah''' [[AKA]] '''Alberto Casanova''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Sick fuck|Gerset Ricardo Linárez Ferrer]]''' of [[Venezuela]]), a known [[cannibal]], [[tranny]] and [[pedophilia|pedophile]], got [[V&]] by the [[Peru|peruvian police]] for kidnapping an [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.

==Common Threads on SS==

*Goodbye
*About to CTB
*[[Facepalm|Has anyone used X method for committing suicide?]]
*I just tested the SN I bought from X user
*I hate being trans
*I hate being fat
*I hate being a virgin
*I hate being a nigger
*I hate being ugly
*I hate being bald
*I hate being named [[Brian Zaiger]]

==SS Lingo==

===Catch the Bus===

:'''Catch the Bus''' or '''CTB''' ([[Foot Fetish#CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)|not to be confused with CBT or Cock and Ball Torture]]) is SS' go-to euphemism for committing [[suicide]]. The term exemplifies SS members' belief that death is a journey and that they will be reborn as anime catgirls in their next life. Some members of SS take the term too [[literally]] and end up traumatizing elementary schoolers by jumping in front of their school bus.

===Sodium Nitrite===

:'''Sodium Nitrite''' (Chemical formula: NaNO2) or '''SN''' is a chemical that is commonly used for curing meat, it is also SS' go-to chemical for "painlessly" committing suicide. Sodium Nitrate should not be confused with '''Sodium Nitrate''' (Chemical formula: NaNO3) or '''Sodium Nitride''' (Chemical formula: Na3N), which are completely different chemicals that'll still probably fucking kill you if you take enough. Actually, on second thought, just take huge dose of Sodium fucking anything and it should work just fine [[IDGAF]] just [[KYS]].

:Despite what SS members say, suicide by Sodium Nitrite will likely not be painless and you will likely suffer horribly if you attempt to kill yourself by overdosing on curing salt.

:Symptoms of Sodium Nitrite poisoning include:

:*[[George Floyd|Shortness of breath]]
:*Headaches
:*[[Puke|Nausea]]
:*Fatigue
:*[[Doki Doki|Rapid heart rate]]
:*[[Bill Cosby|Loss of consciousness]]
:*Confusion
:*Dizziness
:*A blue color on the skin and lips
:*[[Diarrhea]]
:*Getting an [[ED]] article written about you

===Nembutal===

:'''Nembutal''' (Chemical formula: C11H18N2O3) or '''N''' is a drug more commonly known as '''Pentobarbital'''. Pentobarbital is notable for being used in [[Capital punishment|lethal injections]].

===Carbon Monoxide===

:'''Carbon Monoxide''' or '''CO''' is a deadly gas that's known for [[Smoke detector with replaceable battery|killing niggaz in Chicago]].

===Tagamet===

:'''Tagamet''' or '''Cimetidine''' is a drug that reduces gastric acid. SS users like to take this before Sodium Nitrite so they don't [[vomit]] their guts out and fail at dying.

==Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count==
{|style="background-color:#d8d8d8; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red" cellpadding="2" align="center"
|BGCOLOR=#000000|{{ #if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}|[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|link=]]}}
|style="padding:2px"|<center><big>Lose several iPods?</big></center> <center>This page contains several [[an hero|an heroes]].</center>
|}
# '''Aaron Jones'''
# '''Abhishek Saxena''', 45 - stupid [[India|pajeet]] [[NEET]] who also poisoned his 42-year-old wife and two 14-year-old twins
## '''Advit Saxena''', 14
## '''Ananya Saxena''', 14
## '''Preeti Saxena''', 42
# '''Alexander Chatfield Burns''', 34 - scam artist who took SN prior to sentencing
# '''Alex Pazienza''', 22
# '''Anthony Jones''', 17
# '''Antonija Šakić''', 35 - killed herself after being [[lol|doxed by the mom of another SS victim]]
# '''Ashtyn Prosser''', 19
# '''Bennett Hunter Brown''', 17
# '''Beth Matthews''', 26 - mental health blogger lol
# '''Brett Stevens''', 28 - autistic
# '''Callie Lewis''', 24
# '''Carlynn De Joya''', 28 - [[Nonbinary|enby]] degenerate
# '''Daniel Dal Canto''', 16 - was tired of [[COVID|Chinkypox]] and butthurt at his parents
# '''Daniel Long''', 15
# '''David Q. Conibear''', 27 - first recorded suicide on alt.suicide.holiday, used potassium cyanide
# '''Edward Leclair''', 57 - [[pedo]] who killed himself with SN in courtroom
# '''Emma Cave''', 30 - was engaged to a fossilized man over twice her age
# '''Ethan McCarthy''', 17
# '''Fabio Gianfreda''', 19
# '''Gary Cooper''', 41
# '''Imogen Nunn''', 25 - Britfag TikToker named "Deaf Immy"
# '''Jaden'''
# '''Jason Thompson''', 49
# '''Jay Barr'''
# '''Joe Nihill''', 23
# '''Josh Hendy''', 21
# '''Juan Carlos Garcia''', 20
# '''Junior Wilson''', 18
# '''Katherine Joanna Vanes''', 24 - [[weeb]] [[cosplayer]] with [[ADHD]]
# '''Kristine Jónsson''', 16
# '''Louis Gillies''', 36 - alt.suicide.holiday user who hanged himself after being charged with aiding Michael Gooden's suicide
# '''Laura Campbell'''
# '''Lindsey Pearlman''', 43 - actress who was in an episode of [[Jussie Smollett|Faggot Empire Nigger]]
# '''Mark Drybrough''', 32 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
# '''Matteo Cecconi''', 18
# '''Matteo''', 17 - decapitated by a train
# '''Matthew Mindler''', 19 - former child actor who used sodium nitrate instead of sodium nitrite because he's a stupid idiot
# '''Matthew van Antwerpen''', 17
# '''Michael Dunham''', 38
# '''Michael Gooden''', 35 - alt.suicide.holiday user who jumped off a cliff while Louis Gillies pussed out
# '''Mikael Tracey Scott''', 27
# '''Miles Smith''', 31
# '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', 18 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
# '''Neha Raju''', 23
# '''Noelle Skyler Ramirez''', 20 - tranny
# '''Riley Blaik Allred''', 23
# '''Roberta Barbos''', 22 - necked herself because of a breakup lololol
# '''Rose Paterson''', 63 - wife of a British MP.
# '''Shawn Alexandra Shatto''', 25
# '''Shreya Reddy''' - took SN because she couldn't find a husband lmfao
# '''Stephen Mitchell Jr.''', 21
# '''Suzanne Gonzales''', 19 - alt.suicide.holiday user
# '''Tom Parfett''', 22
# '''Tom Windsor''', 29
# '''Tyler Schmidt''', 15
# '''Vlad Nikolin-Caisley''', 17 - regretted taking SN, cried to his mom and then died
# '''William Gregory Dennis''', 23
# '''Wira Wahyudi Sinuraya''', 21 - retard used sodium nitrate
# '''Zoe Lyalle''', 18 - autistic

''This list is incomplete, [[you]] can help by [[Kill yourself|expanding it]].

===Adding Yourself to the List===
[[File:HowToDie.jpg|center]]

==See Also==
* [[An hero]]
* [[Kill yourself]]
* [[DO IT FAGGOT]]
* [[Dying alone]]

{{An Heroes}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{RedditSeries}}
{{Usenet}}
{{timeline|Featured article December 17 - 18, [[2023]]|[[Jazz Jennings]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bbb23]]}}

Sanctioned Suicide

2025-09-09T06:27:41Z

Nanachus: /* SanctionedSuicide.com */

{{Rainbowsmall|LOL JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY}}
[[File:SanctionedSuicide.png|right|200px]]

'''Sanctioned Suicide''' (a.k.a. '''[[CamelCase|SanctionedSuicide]]''', '''[[SS]]''' or '''[[Sasuke|SaSu]]''') is a [[forum|friendly online community]] that exists to offer [[Kill yourself|extremely helpful advice]] to [[Retards|people]] who are suffering from [[Emo|clinical depression]] and/or [[suicidal|suicidal ideations]]. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' (a.k.a. '''ASH'''). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the [[subreddit]] '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' which operated from [[2013]] until it was [[banned]] in [[2018]]. Following the ban from reddit, several [[incels]] decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is)

As of [[2023]], Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to [[at least 100]] suicides all around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]. It has also been used by numerous [[sick fucks]] who [[Fap|get off]] on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious [[irony]] in the [[fact]] that a community that's dedicated to [[An hero|the act of killing yourself]] has been around for {{Age|1990|11|21}} fucking years and has outlasted even [[AlGore|some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica]].

==alt.suicide.holiday==

Some users of SS have traced the site's origins back as far as November 21, 1990, with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' or '''ASH'''. Other related Usenet groups included '''alt.suicide.methods''' ('''ASM''') and '''alt.suicide.bus.stop''' ('''ASBS''').

{{squote|Hey, fellow ASHers! Listen up, because this is the closest thing to
A Note that I'm going to write.

After a lot of research and a lot more thought, I've gone with the KCN
dissolved in cold water. I'm not quite sure about the volume of 1.5g
of KCN, so I'm erring on the high side. Yes, I know I'm subject to
"throat irritation" if I do that... sometimes, ya just gotta live on
the edge. :)

I'm expecting unconsciousness after about 1 minute. I've skipped all
meals for the past 24 hours to make sure I've got a nice acidic
stomach (HCl + KCN -> KCl + HCN(g), I hope), and when my stomach
started rumbling embarrassingly, I quaffed a grapefruit juice (most
acidic thing I could think of offhand).

I'll be going with the "plastic bag and rubber band" backup system...
a nice big garbage bag, so I won't be uncomfortable for that minute of
consciousness.

The computer is programmed to wait 36 hours and then phone 911, to
prevent any of my friends discovering the body. This news message is
also on a delay timer, just in case there are any closet
interventionists lurking.

If this DOESN'T work, I'll try to get someone to post that tidbit to
a.s.h. so none of you ends up making the same mistake.

Oh, a final note... in case the group gets any flak about this, let it
be known that a.s.h. was not a promoting cause in my suicide. Had it
not been for this group, my best plan to date was to get pissed drunk
and dive off the roof of my apartment building (yes, I have a key). I
think this is cleaner all 'round.

Have a nice life!

Dave|David Q. Conibear, becoming the OG of suicide}}

==The Chronicles of William Melchert-Dinkel==

[[File:MelchertDinkel.png|thumb|300px|right|DAT FIVEHEAD]]

'''William Francis Melchert-Dinkel''' (a.k.a. '''falcongirl''', '''Li Dao''' and '''Cami D''') is a middle-aged former nurse who was active on ASH during the [[2000s]]. Dinkleberry would use multiple [[sockpuppet]] accounts and [[Catfish|pose as a hot young girl]] in order to slip into the <s>DMs</s> [[AIM]] of suicidal ashers and give them tips on the most effective ways to hang yourself.

Dinkleberg's known victims are 32-year-old [[Britfag]] '''Mark Drybrough''' and 18-year-old [[Canada|Canuckistani]] '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', although by his own admission there were at least three other [[anonymous]] users who he may have successfully coaxed into necking themselves.

{{quote|They were going to die anyway.|Melchert-Dingus, on why he jacked off to ppl hanging themselves}}

{{clear}}

==r/SanctionedSuicide==

On March 3, [[2013]], [[redditor]] '''deadman5551''' started the subreddit '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' with the valiant intention of making other redditors [[An hero|kill themselves]].

==SanctionedSuicide.com==
[[File:Judaharrested.png|thumb|left|V&]]
Sanctioned Suicide was founded on March 18, [[2018]], by '''Marquis''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Negro|Lamarcus]] [[Irony|Small]]''' of Huntsville, [[Alabama]]) and '''Serge''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Spic|Diego Joaquín Galante]]''' of [[Uruguay|U-R-Gay]]), a pair of [[Fugly|aesthetically-challenged]] [[Incels|young men]] who desperately long for [[death]] but are too [[pussy]] to actually [[DO IT FAGGOT|go through with it]].

After Lamarcus Extralarge was [[doxed]] by the [[New York Times|Jew York Slimes]] in [[2021]], he quickly decided to pull an [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and handed control of the site over to a [[weeaboo]] [[tranny]] named '''RainAndSadness'''.

[[Last tuesday]], another one of the admins known as '''Judah''' [[AKA]] '''Alberto Casanova''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Sick fuck|Gerset Ricardo Linárez Ferrer]]''' of [[Venezuela]]), a known [[cannibal]], [[tranny]] and [[pedophilia|pedophile]], got [[V&]] by the [[Peru|peruvian police]] for kidnapping an [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.

==Common Threads on SS==

*Goodbye
*About to CTB
*[[Facepalm|Has anyone used X method for committing suicide?]]
*I just tested the SN I bought from X user
*I hate being trans
*I hate being fat
*I hate being a virgin
*I hate being a nigger
*I hate being ugly
*I hate being bald
*I hate being named [[Brian Zaiger]]

==SS Lingo==

===Catch the Bus===

:'''Catch the Bus''' or '''CTB''' ([[Foot Fetish#CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)|not to be confused with CBT or Cock and Ball Torture]]) is SS' go-to euphemism for committing [[suicide]]. The term exemplifies SS members' belief that death is a journey and that they will be reborn as anime catgirls in their next life. Some members of SS take the term too [[literally]] and end up traumatizing elementary schoolers by jumping in front of their school bus.

===Sodium Nitrite===

:'''Sodium Nitrite''' (Chemical formula: NaNO2) or '''SN''' is a chemical that is commonly used for curing meat, it is also SS' go-to chemical for "painlessly" committing suicide. Sodium Nitrate should not be confused with '''Sodium Nitrate''' (Chemical formula: NaNO3) or '''Sodium Nitride''' (Chemical formula: Na3N), which are completely different chemicals that'll still probably fucking kill you if you take enough. Actually, on second thought, just take huge dose of Sodium fucking anything and it should work just fine [[IDGAF]] just [[KYS]].

:Despite what SS members say, suicide by Sodium Nitrite will likely not be painless and you will likely suffer horribly if you attempt to kill yourself by overdosing on curing salt.

:Symptoms of Sodium Nitrite poisoning include:

:*[[George Floyd|Shortness of breath]]
:*Headaches
:*[[Puke|Nausea]]
:*Fatigue
:*[[Doki Doki|Rapid heart rate]]
:*[[Bill Cosby|Loss of consciousness]]
:*Confusion
:*Dizziness
:*A blue color on the skin and lips
:*[[Diarrhea]]
:*Getting an [[ED]] article written about you

===Nembutal===

:'''Nembutal''' (Chemical formula: C11H18N2O3) or '''N''' is a drug more commonly known as '''Pentobarbital'''. Pentobarbital is notable for being used in [[Capital punishment|lethal injections]].

===Carbon Monoxide===

:'''Carbon Monoxide''' or '''CO''' is a deadly gas that's known for [[Smoke detector with replaceable battery|killing niggaz in Chicago]].

===Tagamet===

:'''Tagamet''' or '''Cimetidine''' is a drug that reduces gastric acid. SS users like to take this before Sodium Nitrite so they don't [[vomit]] their guts out and fail at dying.

==Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count==
{|style="background-color:#d8d8d8; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red" cellpadding="2" align="center"
|BGCOLOR=#000000|{{ #if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}|[[File:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|link=]]}}
|style="padding:2px"|<center><big>Lose several iPods?</big></center> <center>This page contains several [[an hero|an heroes]].</center>
|}
# '''Aaron Jones'''
# '''Abhishek Saxena''', 45 - stupid [[India|pajeet]] [[NEET]] who also poisoned his 42-year-old wife and two 14-year-old twins
## '''Advit Saxena''', 14
## '''Ananya Saxena''', 14
## '''Preeti Saxena''', 42
# '''Alexander Chatfield Burns''', 34 - scam artist who took SN prior to sentencing
# '''Alex Pazienza''', 22
# '''Anthony Jones''', 17
# '''Antonija Šakić''', 35 - killed herself after being [[lol|doxed by the mom of another SS victim]]
# '''Ashtyn Prosser''', 19
# '''Bennett Hunter Brown''', 17
# '''Beth Matthews''', 26 - mental health blogger lol
# '''Brett Stevens''', 28 - autistic
# '''Callie Lewis''', 24
# '''Carlynn De Joya''', 28 - [[Nonbinary|enby]] degenerate
# '''Daniel Dal Canto''', 16 - was tired of [[COVID|Chinkypox]] and butthurt at his parents
# '''Daniel Long''', 15
# '''David Q. Conibear''', 27 - first recorded suicide on alt.suicide.holiday, used potassium cyanide
# '''Edward Leclair''', 57 - [[pedo]] who killed himself with SN in courtroom
# '''Emma Cave''', 30 - was engaged to a fossilized man over twice her age
# '''Ethan McCarthy''', 17
# '''Fabio Gianfreda''', 19
# '''Gary Cooper''', 41
# '''Imogen Nunn''', 25 - Britfag TikToker named "Deaf Immy"
# '''Jaden'''
# '''Jason Thompson''', 49
# '''Jay Barr'''
# '''Joe Nihill''', 23
# '''Josh Hendy''', 21
# '''Juan Carlos Garcia''', 20
# '''Junior Wilson''', 18
# '''Katherine Joanna Vanes''', 24 - [[weeb]] [[cosplayer]] with [[ADHD]]
# '''Kristine Jónsson''', 16
# '''Louis Gillies''', 36 - alt.suicide.holiday user who hanged himself after being charged with aiding Michael Gooden's suicide
# '''Laura Campbell'''
# '''Lindsey Pearlman''', 43 - actress who was in an episode of [[Jussie Smollett|Faggot Empire Nigger]]
# '''Mark Drybrough''', 32 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
# '''Matteo Cecconi''', 18
# '''Matteo''', 17 - decapitated by a train
# '''Matthew Mindler''', 19 - former child actor who used sodium nitrate instead of sodium nitrite because he's a stupid idiot
# '''Matthew van Antwerpen''', 17
# '''Michael Dunham''', 38
# '''Michael Gooden''', 35 - alt.suicide.holiday user who jumped off a cliff while Louis Gillies pussed out
# '''Mikael Tracey Scott''', 27
# '''Miles Smith''', 31
# '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', 18 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
# '''Neha Raju''', 23
# '''Noelle Skyler Ramirez''', 20 - tranny
# '''Riley Blaik Allred''', 23
# '''Roberta Barbos''', 22 - necked herself because of a breakup lololol
# '''Rose Paterson''', 63 - wife of a British MP.
# '''Shawn Alexandra Shatto''', 25
# '''Shreya Reddy''' - took SN because she couldn't find a husband lmfao
# '''Stephen Mitchell Jr.''', 21
# '''Suzanne Gonzales''', 19 - alt.suicide.holiday user
# '''Tom Parfett''', 22
# '''Tom Windsor''', 29
# '''Tyler Schmidt''', 15
# '''Vlad Nikolin-Caisley''', 17 - regretted taking SN, cried to his mom and then died
# '''William Gregory Dennis''', 23
# '''Wira Wahyudi Sinuraya''', 21 - retard used sodium nitrate
# '''Zoe Lyalle''', 18 - autistic

''This list is incomplete, [[you]] can help by [[Kill yourself|expanding it]].

===Adding Yourself to the List===
[[File:HowToDie.jpg|center]]

==See Also==
* [[An hero]]
* [[Kill yourself]]
* [[DO IT FAGGOT]]
* [[Dying alone]]

{{An Heroes}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{RedditSeries}}
{{Usenet}}
{{timeline|Featured article December 17 - 18, [[2023]]|[[Jazz Jennings]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bbb23]]}}

File:Judaharrested.png

2025-09-09T06:27:24Z

Nanachus:

lol

Sanctioned Suicide

2025-09-09T06:10:01Z

Nanachus: /* SanctionedSuicide.com */

{{Rainbowsmall|LOL JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY}}
[[File:SanctionedSuicide.png|right|200px]]

'''Sanctioned Suicide''' (a.k.a. '''[[CamelCase|SanctionedSuicide]]''', '''[[SS]]''' or '''[[Sasuke|SaSu]]''') is a [[forum|friendly online community]] that exists to offer [[Kill yourself|extremely helpful advice]] to [[Retards|people]] who are suffering from [[Emo|clinical depression]] and/or [[suicidal|suicidal ideations]]. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' (a.k.a. '''ASH'''). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the [[subreddit]] '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' which operated from [[2013]] until it was [[banned]] in [[2018]]. Following the ban from reddit, several [[incels]] decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is)

As of [[2023]], Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to [[at least 100]] suicides all around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]. It has also been used by numerous [[sick fucks]] who [[Fap|get off]] on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious [[irony]] in the [[fact]] that a community that's dedicated to [[An hero|the act of killing yourself]] has been around for {{Age|1990|11|21}} fucking years and has outlasted even [[AlGore|some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica]].

==alt.suicide.holiday==

Some users of SS have traced the site's origins back as far as November 21, 1990, with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' or '''ASH'''. Other related Usenet groups included '''alt.suicide.methods''' ('''ASM''') and '''alt.suicide.bus.stop''' ('''ASBS''').

{{squote|Hey, fellow ASHers! Listen up, because this is the closest thing to
A Note that I'm going to write.

After a lot of research and a lot more thought, I've gone with the KCN
dissolved in cold water. I'm not quite sure about the volume of 1.5g
of KCN, so I'm erring on the high side. Yes, I know I'm subject to
"throat irritation" if I do that... sometimes, ya just gotta live on
the edge. :)

I'm expecting unconsciousness after about 1 minute. I've skipped all
meals for the past 24 hours to make sure I've got a nice acidic
stomach (HCl + KCN -> KCl + HCN(g), I hope), and when my stomach
started rumbling embarrassingly, I quaffed a grapefruit juice (most
acidic thing I could think of offhand).

I'll be going with the "plastic bag and rubber band" backup system...
a nice big garbage bag, so I won't be uncomfortable for that minute of
consciousness.

The computer is programmed to wait 36 hours and then phone 911, to
prevent any of my friends discovering the body. This news message is
also on a delay timer, just in case there are any closet
interventionists lurking.

If this DOESN'T work, I'll try to get someone to post that tidbit to
a.s.h. so none of you ends up making the same mistake.

Oh, a final note... in case the group gets any flak about this, let it
be known that a.s.h. was not a promoting cause in my suicide. Had it
not been for this group, my best plan to date was to get pissed drunk
and dive off the roof of my apartment building (yes, I have a key). I
think this is cleaner all 'round.

Have a nice life!

Dave|David Q. Conibear, becoming the OG of suicide}}

==The Chronicles of William Melchert-Dinkel==

[[File:MelchertDinkel.png|thumb|300px|right|DAT FIVEHEAD]]

'''William Francis Melchert-Dinkel''' (a.k.a. '''falcongirl''', '''Li Dao''' and '''Cami D''') is a middle-aged former nurse who was active on ASH during the [[2000s]]. Dinkleberry would use multiple [[sockpuppet]] accounts and [[Catfish|pose as a hot young girl]] in order to slip into the <s>DMs</s> [[AIM]] of suicidal ashers and give them tips on the most effective ways to hang yourself.

Dinkleberg's known victims are 32-year-old [[Britfag]] '''Mark Drybrough''' and 18-year-old [[Canada|Canuckistani]] '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', although by his own admission there were at least three other [[anonymous]] users who he may have successfully coaxed into necking themselves.

{{quote|They were going to die anyway.|Melchert-Dingus, on why he jacked off to ppl hanging themselves}}

{{clear}}

==r/SanctionedSuicide==

On March 3, [[2013]], [[redditor]] '''deadman5551''' started the subreddit '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' with the valiant intention of making other redditors [[An hero|kill themselves]].

==SanctionedSuicide.com==

Sanctioned Suicide was founded on March 18, [[2018]], by '''Marquis''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Negro|Lamarcus]] [[Irony|Small]]''' of Huntsville, [[Alabama]]) and '''Serge''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Spic|Diego Joaquín Galante]]''' of [[Uruguay|U-R-Gay]]), a pair of [[Fugly|aesthetically-challenged]] [[Incels|young men]] who desperately long for [[death]] but are too [[pussy]] to actually [[DO IT FAGGOT|go through with it]].

After Lamarcus Extralarge was [[doxed]] by the [[New York Times|Jew York Slimes]] in [[2021]], he quickly decided to pull an [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and handed control of the site over to a [[weeaboo]] [[tranny]] named '''RainAndSadness'''.

[[Last tuesday]], another one of the admins known as '''Judah''' [[AKA]] '''Alberto Casanova''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Sick fuck|Gerset Ricardo Linárez Ferrer]]''' of [[Venezuela]]), a known [[cannibal]], [[tranny]] and [[pedophilia|pedophile]], got [[V&]] by the [[Peru|peruvian police]] for kidnapping an [[Argentina|argentinian]] woman.

==Common Threads on SS==

*Goodbye
*About to CTB
*[[Facepalm|Has anyone used X method for committing suicide?]]
*I just tested the SN I bought from X user
*I hate being trans
*I hate being fat
*I hate being a virgin
*I hate being a nigger
*I hate being ugly
*I hate being bald
*I hate being named [[Brian Zaiger]]

==SS Lingo==

===Catch the Bus===

:'''Catch the Bus''' or '''CTB''' ([[Foot Fetish#CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)|not to be confused with CBT or Cock and Ball Torture]]) is SS' go-to euphemism for committing [[suicide]]. The term exemplifies SS members' belief that death is a journey and that they will be reborn as anime catgirls in their next life. Some members of SS take the term too [[literally]] and end up traumatizing elementary schoolers by jumping in front of their school bus.

===Sodium Nitrite===

:'''Sodium Nitrite''' (Chemical formula: NaNO2) or '''SN''' is a chemical that is commonly used for curing meat, it is also SS' go-to chemical for "painlessly" committing suicide. Sodium Nitrate should not be confused with '''Sodium Nitrate''' (Chemical formula: NaNO3) or '''Sodium Nitride''' (Chemical formula: Na3N), which are completely different chemicals that'll still probably fucking kill you if you take enough. Actually, on second thought, just take huge dose of Sodium fucking anything and it should work just fine [[IDGAF]] just [[KYS]].

:Despite what SS members say, suicide by Sodium Nitrite will likely not be painless and you will likely suffer horribly if you attempt to kill yourself by overdosing on curing salt.

:Symptoms of Sodium Nitrite poisoning include:

:*[[George Floyd|Shortness of breath]]
:*Headaches
:*[[Puke|Nausea]]
:*Fatigue
:*[[Doki Doki|Rapid heart rate]]
:*[[Bill Cosby|Loss of consciousness]]
:*Confusion
:*Dizziness
:*A blue color on the skin and lips
:*[[Diarrhea]]
:*Getting an [[ED]] article written about you

===Nembutal===

:'''Nembutal''' (Chemical formula: C11H18N2O3) or '''N''' is a drug more commonly known as '''Pentobarbital'''. Pentobarbital is notable for being used in [[Capital punishment|lethal injections]].

===Carbon Monoxide===

:'''Carbon Monoxide''' or '''CO''' is a deadly gas that's known for [[Smoke detector with replaceable battery|killing niggaz in Chicago]].

===Tagamet===

:'''Tagamet''' or '''Cimetidine''' is a drug that reduces gastric acid. SS users like to take this before Sodium Nitrite so they don't [[vomit]] their guts out and fail at dying.

==Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count==
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# '''Aaron Jones'''
# '''Abhishek Saxena''', 45 - stupid [[India|pajeet]] [[NEET]] who also poisoned his 42-year-old wife and two 14-year-old twins
## '''Advit Saxena''', 14
## '''Ananya Saxena''', 14
## '''Preeti Saxena''', 42
# '''Alexander Chatfield Burns''', 34 - scam artist who took SN prior to sentencing
# '''Alex Pazienza''', 22
# '''Anthony Jones''', 17
# '''Antonija Šakić''', 35 - killed herself after being [[lol|doxed by the mom of another SS victim]]
# '''Ashtyn Prosser''', 19
# '''Bennett Hunter Brown''', 17
# '''Beth Matthews''', 26 - mental health blogger lol
# '''Brett Stevens''', 28 - autistic
# '''Callie Lewis''', 24
# '''Carlynn De Joya''', 28 - [[Nonbinary|enby]] degenerate
# '''Daniel Dal Canto''', 16 - was tired of [[COVID|Chinkypox]] and butthurt at his parents
# '''Daniel Long''', 15
# '''David Q. Conibear''', 27 - first recorded suicide on alt.suicide.holiday, used potassium cyanide
# '''Edward Leclair''', 57 - [[pedo]] who killed himself with SN in courtroom
# '''Emma Cave''', 30 - was engaged to a fossilized man over twice her age
# '''Ethan McCarthy''', 17
# '''Fabio Gianfreda''', 19
# '''Gary Cooper''', 41
# '''Imogen Nunn''', 25 - Britfag TikToker named "Deaf Immy"
# '''Jaden'''
# '''Jason Thompson''', 49
# '''Jay Barr'''
# '''Joe Nihill''', 23
# '''Josh Hendy''', 21
# '''Juan Carlos Garcia''', 20
# '''Junior Wilson''', 18
# '''Katherine Joanna Vanes''', 24 - [[weeb]] [[cosplayer]] with [[ADHD]]
# '''Kristine Jónsson''', 16
# '''Louis Gillies''', 36 - alt.suicide.holiday user who hanged himself after being charged with aiding Michael Gooden's suicide
# '''Laura Campbell'''
# '''Lindsey Pearlman''', 43 - actress who was in an episode of [[Jussie Smollett|Faggot Empire Nigger]]
# '''Mark Drybrough''', 32 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
# '''Matteo Cecconi''', 18
# '''Matteo''', 17 - decapitated by a train
# '''Matthew Mindler''', 19 - former child actor who used sodium nitrate instead of sodium nitrite because he's a stupid idiot
# '''Matthew van Antwerpen''', 17
# '''Michael Dunham''', 38
# '''Michael Gooden''', 35 - alt.suicide.holiday user who jumped off a cliff while Louis Gillies pussed out
# '''Mikael Tracey Scott''', 27
# '''Miles Smith''', 31
# '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', 18 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
# '''Neha Raju''', 23
# '''Noelle Skyler Ramirez''', 20 - tranny
# '''Riley Blaik Allred''', 23
# '''Roberta Barbos''', 22 - necked herself because of a breakup lololol
# '''Rose Paterson''', 63 - wife of a British MP.
# '''Shawn Alexandra Shatto''', 25
# '''Shreya Reddy''' - took SN because she couldn't find a husband lmfao
# '''Stephen Mitchell Jr.''', 21
# '''Suzanne Gonzales''', 19 - alt.suicide.holiday user
# '''Tom Parfett''', 22
# '''Tom Windsor''', 29
# '''Tyler Schmidt''', 15
# '''Vlad Nikolin-Caisley''', 17 - regretted taking SN, cried to his mom and then died
# '''William Gregory Dennis''', 23
# '''Wira Wahyudi Sinuraya''', 21 - retard used sodium nitrate
# '''Zoe Lyalle''', 18 - autistic

''This list is incomplete, [[you]] can help by [[Kill yourself|expanding it]].

===Adding Yourself to the List===
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==See Also==
* [[An hero]]
* [[Kill yourself]]
* [[DO IT FAGGOT]]
* [[Dying alone]]

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