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The ED Civil War

2026-04-28T19:59:34Z

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[[Image:ED_civil_war.jpg|thumb|250px|The '''ED Civil War''' in a nutshell.]]

It is the fate of every popular website on the planet to become the grounds for a squabble so huge that it divides the majority of its users. Some users side with the original site and its administrators and some attempt to found [[List of *chan boards|rival websites]]. It usually happens after the original site has been around for a while. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was born in [[2004]] - and since about the age of [[shota|4 began to feel the first effects of being fucked from the inside]], kind of like [[Madeleine McCann]].

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==War? What War?==
[[Image:ED-is-not-Hitler's-Uncyclop.png|thumb|We are funny]]
[[Image:Spyingdramallamadramas.jpg|thumb|left|It's not that difficult to spot.]]
[[Image:Failfags.jpg|thumb|No no no [[doing it wrong|you've got it all wrong]].]]

[[Some argue]] there is no 'civil war' - just a bunch of butthurt users clawing and screaming at one another as all good [[trolls]] do.

===This is not a War...===

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is '''not''' homophobic, sexist or racist because there is a page for literally everyone on ED. [[You]] only have to look at the [[Loli]] page to realize nothing whatsoever is sacred.

Cliques (including, but not limited to) [[Niggers]], [[Furries]], [[Jews|Kikes]], [[Muslim]]s, [[Fundies]], [[Faggots]], Armos and [[moot]] are all very easy to make fun of because of the evolutionary flaws which drag them to the bottom of society - not unlike [[pandas]].

Other groups - [[men]], [[white people]], [[heterosexual]]s etc. are more difficult to make fun of, since they are considered the norm. Their pages are written like somebody read one of the pages about themselves and decided to even the score. The pages should instead read as inherently lulzy, and point out the pathetic flaws of said topic with constant referrals to the [[ED:Style Guide]]. However [[retards]] will often make edits to pages such as these by simply replace the word "nigger" with "cracker" and thinking they have a page on white people.

Such edits usually cause [[baw|arguments]] like these:

*''This page is unfunny. A butthurt reader saw a better page and tried to get their own back. --Lulzlover
**''Lolwut this article is racist/sexist/prejudice for the lulz! [[My Immortal|You motherfuckers]] can't handle being told what goddamn fucking disgraces you are! Don't forget the suicide note on MySpace before [[an hero|you go]]! LULZ --Drizzlingcumbucket
***''Your edits are a load of bullshit - you're just some [[newfag]] who thinks he's got anonymous on his side! --FuckingMudkipsYEAH
****''You have NO IDEA what satire is do you? --Monkeyspunk
*****''Stop [[BAWW|BAAAAAWWWWWW]]-ing about the fucking page and rewrite it yourself you fucking crybaby! --Buttonhole
******''LOL the talk page is even funnier than the article --Heyguiselol
*******''NIGGERS COCKS JEWS FAGGOTS LULZ AM I RITE --Anon789
********''Y'all niggas are posting in a troll thread --[[lemonparty|Al Sharpton]]
*********''FUCK [[your|YOUR]] SHARPTON -- Vanessa Hudgens
**********I can't believe I created this page. Seriously, what was I thinking? [[facepalm|*facepalm*]] -- [[Writing yourself into an article|MudkipsPlz]]

[[Image:Kid VS Cock.gif|thumb|Some wars are more frightening than others.]]
Many pages on [[ED]] have editing wars which involve users [[cutting]], [[butthurt|vandalizing]] and [[no u|insulting one another]] on the talk page. Eventually some of the users will be named and shamed for being hypocrites who like to dish out the shit but can't take it themselves if they're lucky, but are usually [[B&]] for their faggotry. They are the lifeblood of [[ED]]. This is not the so-called "Civil War". Such [[Jesus|sacrificial lambs]] are [[Drama|what keeps ED going.]]

Examples from the talk pages:
*[[Talk:White Devils|White Devils]]
*[[Talk:Atheist|Atheism]]

===''THIS'' is a War===
[[Noone]] has firmly established the exact start of the war. Most likely, it was shortly after [[anonymous]] declared [[jihad]] on [[Tom Cruise]] and [[Scientology]].

Most of the bullshit that [[anonymous]] gets up to is confined to the internet. Seeing an opportunity to cause some [[IRL]] damage, members went and protested against this false religion, and this is where the trouble started: Anonymous - which attacked those who took the internet too seriously - were starting to take themselves too seriously; and became what they [[irony|hated most]].

====The [[Retards|Players]]====
[[Image:Anothernewfag.jpg|thumb|Your typical [[ironic|ED hater]]]]
[[Image:Beef!.jpg|thumb|right|The fight continues...]]

The battle is not only between moralfags and hatefags - it's also between newfags and oldfags. [[Sarcasm|Even the internet is not safe from drama]].

Originally the newfags and moralfags were attacked for ruining Encyclopedia Dramatica's [[Irony|good name]]. It was turning the sacred [[internet hate machine]] into a cyber vigilante patrol - destroying the very purpose of ED. Sadly the [[SysOp|mods and admins]] either couldn't ban someone for being [[unfunny]] or were too damn lazy to spam their userpages.

The newfags and moralfags re-grouped and started freely [[internet tough guy|attacking]] users who had pointed out their faggotry by saying the oldfags [[lie|weren't funny anymore]] and that hatefags were too dumb to realize that the best way to really hurt someone was to pretend to be their friend.

Just like [[liberals]] vs. [[conservatives]] the newfags and moralfags want to see a change in ED saying it has become stale and non-threatening whilst the hatefags and oldfags want to see it stay the same before it's flooded with users who like [[anime]] and [[furry|anthro art]] too much.

[[YHBT|The admins and mods sat back and laughed whilst scratching their balls.]]

==The Outcome==

The "war" is still in progress. Some have [[B&|fallen]] and gone back to ranting about how [[fuck]]ing awful ED is in their [[LiveJournal]]s. Some continued their aimless assaults, utilizing an endless stream of [[proxies]] to register new accounts only to be [[banhammer|hammered]] yet again. A scant few realized that they were acting like [[retard]]s and quit, watching from the [[IRC|sidelines]], [[lulz|laughing]] quietly to themselves.

[[The Rapture|In the future]], the remaining members may look back on this and either [[lol]] or [[Delete fucking everything|try to forget the whole fucking thing]]. Some users will turn it into the new [[Godwin's law]]. Others will claim that this is proof you can in fact troll a troll, but this is an attempt to hide their unholy blasphemies by saying, "[[AOL#AOL_Speak|LOLs I wuz only joking guise and joo fell 4 itt!]]" or as they say on [[Meow Wars|Usenet]], [[I did it for the lulz|"Jus trollin guv, honest I was!"]] "Trolling" people into fucking you up the ass with your own idiocy is not and never will be a form of trolling. It's just getting fucked up the ass, and at best because you *WANTED* to get fucked up the ass, nothing more than that.

Whether [[you]] think this is [[serious business]] or [[LOL INTERNET|not]] shows what side of this shit-flinging contest you've chosen.

==A Note to All ED Haters==

Is this the end of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]? Not fucking likely.

There are [[Special:Statistics|tens of thousands]] of users at ED. No matter how many are busy fighting each other there will be ten times more hunting for [[lolcows]] and [[drama llama]]s to feed their hunger. The [[16 year old girl|16 year old]] [[tartlets]], the semen-stained [[furfags]] and money-grubbing [[Scientologists]] will not cheer and cry "We've won!" There are plenty of users waiting for them to drop their guard, and drop their guard they will.

<center>'''[[shit nobody cares about|CLICHÉ ANONYMOUS BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA GOES HERE]]'''</center>

== [[Internet Law|Bunker's Law]] ==

A satirist's popularity is inversely proportional to the percentage of people that understand him.

This is based on the observations of Carroll O'Connor, known as famed bigot Archie Bunker on ''All In The Family''. Towards the final days of playing his Archie character, racists and homophobes would walk up to him on the street and thank him for standing up for what they believe in.

This law may be at the root of the cancer that is killing ED.

==See Also==
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[You]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[BAWWWWWW]]
*[[Dancing Sandwich]]

==External Links==
*[http://keylime-the-phoenix.deviantart.com/art/Anonymous-vs-Scientology-1-77585256 This little missy noes all about serious business!]
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The ED Civil War

2026-04-28T19:58:52Z

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[[Image:ED_civil_war.jpg|thumb|250px|The '''ED Civil War''' in a nutshell.]]

It is the fate of every popular website on the planet to become the grounds for a squabble so huge that it divides the majority of its users. Some users side with the original site and its administrators and some attempt to found [[List of *chan boards|rival websites]]. It usually happens after the original site has been around for a while. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was born in [[2004]] - and since about the age of [[shota|4 began to feel the first effects of being fucked from the inside]], kind of like [[Madeleine McCann]].

__TOC__

==War? What War?==
[[Image:ED-is-not-Hitler's-Uncyclop.png|thumb|We are funny]]
[[Image:Spyingdramallamadramas.jpg|thumb|left|It's not that difficult to spot.]]
[[Image:Failfags.jpg|thumb|No no no [[doing it wrong|you've got it all wrong]].]]

[[Some argue]] there is no 'civil war' - just a bunch of butthurt users clawing and screaming at one another as all good [[trolls]] do.

===This is not a War...===

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is '''not''' homophobic, sexist or racist because there is a page for literally everyone on ED. [[You]] only have to look at the [[Loli]] page to realize nothing whatsoever is sacred.

Cliques (including, but not limited to) [[Niggers]], [[Furries]], [[Jews|Kikes]], [[Muslim]]s, [[Fundies]], [[Faggots]], Armos and [[moot]] are all very easy to make fun of because of the evolutionary flaws which drag them to the bottom of society - not unlike [[pandas]].

Other groups - [[men]], [[white people]], [[heterosexual]]s etc. are more difficult to make fun of, since they are considered the norm. Their pages are written like somebody read one of the pages about themselves and decided to even the score. The pages should instead read as inherently lulzy, and point out the pathetic flaws of said topic with constant referrals to the [[ED:Style Guide]]. However [[retards]] will often make edits to pages such as these by simply replace the word "nigger" with "cracker" and thinking they have a page on white people.

Such edits usually cause [[baw|arguments]] like these:

*''This page is unfunny. A butthurt reader saw a better page and tried to get their own back. --Lulzlover
**''Lolwut this article is racist/sexist/prejudice for the lulz! [[My Immortal|You motherfuckers]] can't handle being told what goddamn fucking disgraces you are! Don't forget the suicide note on MySpace before [[an hero|you go]]! LULZ --Drizzlingcumbucket
***''Your edits are a load of bullshit - you're just some [[newfag]] who thinks he's got anonymous on his side! --FuckingMudkipsYEAH
****''You have NO IDEA what satire is do you? --Monkeyspunk
*****''Stop [[BAWW|BAAAAAWWWWWW]]-ing about the fucking page and rewrite it yourself you fucking crybaby! --Buttonhole
******''LOL the talk page is even funnier than the article --Heyguiselol
*******''NIGGERS COCKS JEWS FAGGOTS LULZ AM I RITE --Anon789
********''Y'all niggas are posting in a troll thread --[[lemonparty|Al Sharpton]]
*********''FUCK [[your|YOUR]] SHARPTON -- Vanessa Hudgens
**********I can't believe I created this page. Seriously, what was I thinking? [[facepalm|*facepalm*]] -- [[Writing yourself into an article|MudkipsPlz]]

[[Image:Kid VS Cock.gif|thumb|Some wars are more frightening than others.]]
Many pages on [[ED]] have editing wars which involve users [[cutting]], [[butthurt|vandalizing]] and [[no u|insulting one another]] on the talk page. Eventually some of the users will be named and shamed for being hypocrites who like to dish out the shit but can't take it themselves if they're lucky, but are usually [[B&]] for their faggotry. They are the lifeblood of [[ED]]. This is not the so-called "Civil War". Such [[Jesus|sacrificial lambs]] are [[Drama|what keeps ED going.]]

Examples from the talk pages:
*[[Talk:White Devils|White Devils]]
*[[Talk:Atheist|Atheism]]

===''THIS'' is a War===
[[Noone]] has firmly established the exact start of the war. Most likely, it was shortly after [[anonymous]] declared [[jihad]] on [[Tom Cruise]] and [[Scientology]].

Most of the bullshit that [[anonymous]] gets up to is confined to the internet. Seeing an opportunity to cause some [[IRL]] damage, members went and protested against this false religion, and this is where the trouble started: Anonymous - which attacked those who took the internet too seriously - were starting to take themselves too seriously; and became what they [[irony|hated most]].

====The [[Retards|Players]]====
[[Image:Anothernewfag.jpg|thumb|Your typical [[ironic|ED hater]]]]
[[Image:Beef!.jpg|thumb|right|The fight continues...]]

The battle is not only between moralfags and hatefags - it's also between newfags and oldfags. [[Sarcasm|Even the internet is not safe from drama]].

Originally the newfags and moralfags were attacked for ruining Encyclopedia Dramatica's [[Irony|good name]]. It was turning the sacred [[internet hate machine]] into a cyber vigilante patrol - destroying the very purpose of ED. Sadly the [[SysOp|mods and admins]] either couldn't ban someone for being [[unfunny]] or were too damn lazy to spam their userpages.

The newfags and moralfags re-grouped and started freely [[internet tough guy|attacking]] users who had pointed out their faggotry by saying the oldfags [[lie|weren't funny anymore]] and that hatefags were too dumb to realize that the best way to really hurt someone was to pretend to be their friend.

Just like [[liberals]] vs. [[conservatives]] the newfags and moralfags want to see a change in ED saying it has become stale and non-threatening whilst the hatefags and oldfags want to see it stay the same before it's flooded with users who like [[anime]] and [[furry|anthro art]] too much.

[[YHBT|The admins and mods sat back and laughed whilst scratching their balls.]]

==The Outcome==

The "war" is still in progress. Some have [[B&|fallen]] and gone back to ranting about how [[fuck]]ing awful ED is in their [[LiveJournal]]s. Some continued their aimless assaults, utilizing an endless stream of [[proxies]] to register new accounts only to be [[banhammer|hammered]] yet again. A scant few realized that they were acting like [[retard]]s and quit, watching from the [[IRC|sidelines]], [[lulz|laughing]] quietly to themselves.

[[The Rapture|In the future]], the remaining members may look back on this and either [[lol]] or [[Delete fucking everything|try to forget the whole fucking thing]]. Some users will turn it into the new [[Godwin's law]]. Others will claim that this is proof you can in fact troll a troll, but this is an attempt to hide their unholy blasphemies by saying, "[[AOL#AOL_Speak|LOLs I wuz only joking guise and joo fell 4 itt!]]" or as they say on [[Meow Wars|Usenet]], [[I did it for the lulz|"Jus trollin guv, honest I was!"]] "Trolling" people into fucking you up the ass with your own idiocy is not and never will be a form of trolling. It's just getting fucked up the ass, and at best because you *WANTED* to get fucked up the ass, nothing more than that.

Whether [[you]] think this is [[serious business]] or [[LOL INTERNET|not]] shows what side of this shit-flinging contest you've chosen.

==A Note to All ED Haters==

Is this the end of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]? Not fucking likely.

There are [[Special:Statistics|tens of thousands]] of users at ED. No matter how many are busy fighting each other there will be ten times more hunting for [[lolcows]] and [[drama llama]]s to feed their hunger. The [[16 year old girl|16 year old]] [[tartlets]], the semen-stained [[furfags]] and money-grubbing [[Scientologists]] will not cheer and cry "We've won!" There are plenty of users waiting for them to drop their guard, and drop their guard they will.

<center>'''[[shit nobody cares about|CLICHÉ ANONYMOUS BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA GOES HERE]]'''</center>

== [[Internet Law|Bunker's Law]] ==

A satirist's popularity is inversely proportional to the percentage of people that understand him.

This is based on the observations of Carroll O'Connor, known as famed bigot Archie Bunker on ''All In The Family''. Towards the final days of playing his Archie character, racists and homophobes would walk up to him on the street and thank him for standing up for what they believe in.

This law may be at the root of the cancer that is killing ED.

==See Also==
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[You]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[BAWWWWWW]]
*[[Dancing Sandwich]]

==External Links==
*[http://keylime-the-phoenix.deviantart.com/art/Anonymous-vs-Scientology-1-77585256 This little missy noes all about serious business!]
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Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting

2026-04-28T19:31:23Z

Mercifulfag: /* 17 + 2 */

:''"Parkland" and "Parkland Shooting" redirect here. For the 2009 shooting, see [[Parkland Coffee House Spree]]''
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nikolas Jacob Cruz'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 24, 1998 ({{Age|1998|9|24}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le 56 Face|56%]]  [[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|17 killed, 17 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[incel|Supreme Gentleman]] Autism}}
{{Ibend}}

The '''[[tl;dr|Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Shooting]]''' or the '''[[Valentine's Day Massacre]]: High School Shooting Edition''' was a lulzy [[typical|school shooting carried out in Florida]] by '''Nikolas Jacob [[Ted Cruz|Cruz]]'''{{jew}}, a then-19-year-old (now a {{age|1998|09|24}}-year-old) diagnosed [[autism|autistic]] [[ginger]] [[incel]] [[manlet]] who did like Cupid but instead of arrows of love it was bullets of love. Nikolas wanted to get revenge on his school for permabanning him from their campus which resulted in seventeen kills, narrowly putting him on the top 50 at {{highscorelist}} above [[Thomas Hamilton]] (in injury count only), and [[win|dethroning]] [[Columbine|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] for the most deaths caused in an American high school. Ted Cruz would be proud.

==List of fags fragged==
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| This lulzfest took the lives of more than 10 children. Leading to the Official [[Pedobear]] Salute of Remembrance.
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*'''Alyssa Alhadeff''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Scott Beigel''', age 35. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Martin Duque''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Nicholas Dworet''', age 17. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Aaron Feis''', age 37. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Jaime Guttenberg''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Chris Hixon''', age 49. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Luke Hoyer''', age 15. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Cara Loughran''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Gina Montalto''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Joaquin Oliver''', age 17. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Alaina Petty''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Meadow Pollack''', age 18. [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Helena Ramsay''', age 17. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Alex Schachter''', age 14. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Carmen Schentrup''', age 16. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Peter Wang''', age 15. [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]

==17 + 3==

As of March 24, 2019, one former student, big titted Sydney Aiello and <s>an unnamed juvenile</s> since identified as [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/197854244/calvin-moliere-desir this nigga] have become an heroes due to what is speculated as being survivor's guilt.

[https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hs-student-survived-2018-parkland-102617576.html Make that 17 + 3] after [[DOUBLE NIGGER|another nigger]] became [[an hero]] in December 2025 after developing [[Schizophrenia|the crazies]] apparently caused by the shooting. Looks like Cruz finally got those 20 kills he was hoping for.

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==Media response==

As is typical with all school shootings, the media's response is the usual [[bawww]]-fest filled with [[moralfag]]gotry and [[concerned mothers]] calling for stricter [[gun control]] laws, because [[lie|the one thing all criminals have in common is following the law]].

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==Online presence==

[[some argue|It is speculated]] that Nikolas had an active online presence although what he spent most of his time doing was wallowing in self-pity and shame, [[emo|hating all of humanity]]. This can be seen as he'd mostly visit [[chan]] boards like [[r9k/|/r9k/]] and celebrate [[Elliot Rodger]]'s [[fail|success]]. He also expressed homocidal tendencies, as seen from his [[Instagram]] page. It is also possible that he wanted to convert to [[Islam]] as leading up to the shooting he expressed an interest in the religion of peace, even asking people more and more about its culture from {{instagram|syed_ali0816|one of his (possible) friends}}.

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==Cucked by a black guy==
[[File:Cruzcuck.jpg|thumb|right|125px|Dana Craig and Matthew Rosario]]
Are you wondering why the virgin Cruz had so much pent-up [[white supremacy|white supremacist]] rage against non-whites? Well, the likely answer was provided to us by [[BuzzFeed]] in an article you can read [https://www.buzzfeed.com/remysmidt/cruz here]. Cruz had a (very Jewish-looking) girlfriend named [[powerword|Dana Craig]], who dumped him for a [[Le 56 Face|mulatto]] named Matthew Rosario. After attempting to get his girlfriend back from another boy (Enea Sabadini) who was close to Craig, Cruz publicly got his ass kicked by Sabadini.
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==The ADL steps in it==

The [[Anti-Defamation League|Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith]] got word of the shooting, and upon discovery that Cruz was a non-white Jew, they became <s>[https://www.adl.org/blog/florida-white-supremacist-group-admits-ties-to-alleged-parkland-school-shooter-nikolas-cruz]</s> {{archive|V0EDa|desperate}} to pin the "alt-right" label to a Jew named Cruz. Unfortunately, the information that Cruz belonged to a local white militia group named "[[ROFL|Republic of Florida]]" came directly from 4chan's playbook which was "[https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/02/20/lessons-be-learned-rof-florida-shooting-hoax eager to play them for fools]." The ADL eventually corrected their error, but not before the Southern Poverty Law Center took the opportunity to [https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/02/20/lessons-be-learned-rof-florida-shooting-hoax mock] the already failing credibility of the ADL.

==Videos of the event==

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==David Hogg and Emma González==

{{main|Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists}}
The media had interviewed David Hogg, a survivor of the shooting who had trouble remembering his lines [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv7kS3Mgzo [1<nowiki>]</nowiki>] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3PB7-_oeOM [2<nowiki>]</nowiki>], raising the suspicions of various [[conspiracy theorists]], who figured there might be more than meets the eye [https://twitter.com/TEN_GOP_1/status/965722834445234177 [3<nowiki>]</nowiki>], like being a puppet of [[George Soros]] for example. Things gets more complicated when he mentioned his father, who is [[coincidence|coincidentally]] a retired FBI agent, and some folks discovered another video of him when he confronted a lifeguard in [[Los Angeles]] during the summer of 2017 [https://thecitizenpress.com/what-is-up-with-the-florida-school-shooting-witness/ [4<nowiki>]</nowiki>]. As if that wasn't enough some evidence surfaced showing he visited CNN before the shooting [https://truepundit.com/busted-trump-hating-school-shooting-survivor-visited-cnn-hq-shooting-ranted-live-cnn/ [5<nowiki>]</nowiki>]. [[YouTube]] quickly pulled down the videos which proved something is suspicious about David Hogg, but YouTube should have known better because they created a [[Streisand effect]], and people saved these videos and uploaded them elsewhere [https://pewtube.com/user/StevenKeaton/HgNUIZn [6<nowiki>]</nowiki>].

==Sheriff Scott Israel==

✡Sheriff Scott Israel✡ stood before the court of public opinion in the form of a CNN "town hall" and claimed the Broward Sheriff deputies "did all they could," and immediately after the town hall he informed the public that at least one deputy, and probably more like four of them, stood outside while the shooter continued his rampage. One deputy quit after [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/02/23/what-deputy-supposed-do-school-shooting-go/368252002/ being exposed], but Sheriff Scott Israel is still being hailed as a hero by the same audience which watched the CNN town hall as a first step towards the gun grab that is now standard after school shootings.

==Trial & aftermath==

Shortly after being v&, batshit crazy [[Columbiners]] began sending Cruz [https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/i-really-want-kids-parkland-shooter-nikolas-cruzs-love-letters-from-jail-20190409/ love letters] in jail. They got so bad that the jail had to cut off all correspondence from Cruz effective immediately, after a couple [[jailbait]] [[whore]]s sent pictures of their [[tits]] to the jail. However, Nik already chose a mate; a [[British]] girl named [[Miley Cyrus|Miley]], who reportedly was the creator of a Nikolas Cruz Fanclub group on [[Failbook]] (they also released some scans of the letters Cruz sent to Miley. Full pdf [[:File:NikolasCruzLetters.pdf|here]]). Why anyone would be a fan of a literal retard is anyone's guess but you know who doesn't have a fanclub? [[William Atchison]].

===Jailhouse assault===

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===BAAAAAAW - Nick spergs out in court===

{{achtung|THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE AND HONEST CONTENT}}

[[File:Nic cruz court.jpeg|right|250px]]

Realizing [[prison rape|his ass is going to be pounded in prison]] by Bubba and his gang of prison [[nigra]]s for the rest of his life, Nicky had a [[pussy|meltdown]] in court during <s>his trial</s> jury selection for [[RAGE|chimping out]] on a [[prison]] guard. His lawyer being an expert in [[tard]] wrangling came prepared. He handed Nick some colored pencils and a coloring page of [[Pikachu]] to calm him down. The judge was not having any of that [[zoomer]] shit in her courtroom so she took away the tard's coloring material. Nicolas Cruz, the sperg who [[pwn]]ed seventeen kids because he got cucked by a nigra, then proceeded to cry harder after. Just a reminder this wasn't even the Parkland shooting trial.

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|17|17 injured|10|50%|20|In and out before the cops arrived|20|Florida, pussy denial & ass whoopin'|20|Holiday bonus (Valentine's Day)|87|B|Heart-breaker}}
 
{{Wanted|3}}

==Loadout==

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*Typical school shooter gun that causes massive lulz when used.
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*'''Secondary''': Smoke Grenade
<center>[[File:ATS_Smoke_Grenade.png|50px]]</center>
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*Blinds foes so you can sweep in for the kill.
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
<center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|50px]]</center>
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*Invisible against Spy Planes.
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*'''Perk 2''': Sleight of Hand Pro
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*Reduces reloading time for all weapons.
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*'''Perk 3''': Tactical Mask Pro
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*Immune to the effect of Nova Gas.
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*'''Perk 4''': Columbine Copycat
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.
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==Gallery==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Nik_cruz.png|tfw you’re in a [[White Devils|white supremacist]] group but you’re only [[Le 56 Face|56%]] white
File:CNNHints.jpg|What hints, CNN?
File:CruzJew.png|Cruz is a Jew.
File:Nikolas-cruz-selfie.jpg|Gotta shoot up a school. But first, lemmie take a #selfie.
File:Nikolas_Cruz_manboobs.jpg|Dem [[manboobs]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:MAGACruz.jpg
File:3rd210.jpg
File:CruzArrested.jpg
File:Cruzbeatup.png|Video footage of Cruz getting beat up by Enea Sabadini.
File:Nikolas_cruz_real.jpg</gallery>
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File:Nikolas Cruz fanart.jpg
File:CruzGFwithblackBF.jpg|Cruz's [[mudshark|ex-girlfriend]] with her new black bull
File:Hello.jpg|Cruz's anus as of now.
File:nick cruz.jpg|Holy shit, people unironically want to fuck this ugly autist
File:cruz-04 crying.jpg|[[Hugbox|When it hurts real bad and you have feelings that are making you sad, it's ok, it's ok to cry.]]
</gallery>}}

== Videos ==

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|<youtube>LHD_lS3WnfM</youtube> <center>'''Videos found on his phone'''</center>
|<youtube>LMCc-lsvYDE</youtube> <center>'''Footage from the whole shebang'''</center>
|<youtube>Enmvng8ogWc</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 1'''</center>
|<youtube>Pd5QAdgQ2tE</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 2'''</center>
|<youtube>hH6yn0GfN1o</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 3'''</center>
|<youtube>DA8zUSZdP9U</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 4'''</center>
|<youtube>iYlw5GRrdKE</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 5'''</center>
|<youtube>s87MR7R3kNU</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 6'''</center>
|<youtube>27CLThXih5w</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 7'''</center>
|<youtube>fTWdAf8IaT8</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 8'''</center>
|<youtube>SbLoANlPVcQ</youtube> <center>'''Interrogation 9'''</center>
|<youtube>WueMDx3p6oI</youtube> <center>'''Apology'''</center>
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==See also==
[[File:nikolascruz1.jpg|thumb|BREAKING NEWS: THIS RETARD GOT MORE PUSSY THAN [[You|YOU]] EVER WILL!]]
*[[2018]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Brandon Fleury]]
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[Florida]]
*[[Gun control]]
*[[High Score]]
*[[Incel]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Le 56 Face]]
*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] - Another attempted Valentine's Day mass shooter, who was busted before she could shoot up a mall with her two friends because [[retard|they bragged about it on]] [[Tumblr]].
*[[Manlet]]
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]]
*[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre]] - A previous, less successful school shooting that also happened on Valentine's Day. Coincidentally, it happened in 2008, so this shooting happened exactly ten years after.
*[[Parkland Coffee House Spree]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Colt Gray]]
*[[Ethan Crumbley]]
*[[Robert Crimo]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]]
*[[School shooting]]
*[[Secks]] - What Nikolas Cruz will finally be getting in prison.
*[[Spics]]
*[[Valentine's Day Massacre]]
*[[Virginia Tech Massacre|Virginia Tech massacre]]
*[[William Atchison]] - Who missed out on seeing his Columbine idols dethroned.

==External links==

*{{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/cruz_nikolas/|20180214212957|title=His Instagram}} - Be prepared for a lot of edge.
*{{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/nikolascruzmakarov/|20180214215135|title=Another Instagram}}
*{{instagram|syed_ali0816|One of his friends' Instagram}} ({{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/syed_ali0816/|20180214230813|title=archive}})
*{{yt|c|UCVyoiXZrr1MFoNIrERLHBSw|His YouTube account}} ({{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVyoiXZrr1MFoNIrERLHBSw/|20180215014258|title=archive}})
*{{archive|aup9a|/pol/ thread}}
*{{archive|WbfrK|Another /pol/ thread}}
*{{kf|mass-shooting-at-florida-high-school.39471/|Discussion about that mass shooting}} on [[Kiwi Farms]].

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Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v& and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon,

===useful knowledge===
When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so

== MY HIGH SCORE RANKING ==

*1. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - killed 271301 goyrillion spics
*2. [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]] [[David Sonboly]] - He was a [[Lie|white, German aryan]] man who saw the problems in his country and wanted to fix them
*3. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - ([[Truth|this one is gay]])

== MASS SHOOTERS THAT WERE CIRCUMCISED OR UNCIRCUMCISED ==

okay so I can only get this information from autopsy reports so its ONLY if the shooters an heroed or got shot down and specifically if they were from USA because USA releases a shit ton of autopsy reports, also I will put this in alphabetical order later, if you know anybody, add them. this is ur chance to flex your knowledge.

*[[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link=Israel]] [[Baruch Goldstein]] - do I even have to say it?
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Dylan Klebold|Dylan Jewgold]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Omar Mateen]] - Circumcised
*[[File:AL miniflag.png|23px|link=Middle East]] [[Sandniggers|PRETTY MUCH EVERY MUSLIM MASS ATTACKER OR ANY JEWISH BABY ATTACKER SPECIFICALLY MUSLIMS WHO WERE BORN MUSLIM NOT CONVERT]]
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Circumcised

== Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ==
*[[Kill count by website]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]

== Articles I made ==
*[[Kili]]
*[[Off Them]]
*[[Owen Ruvien]]

== Articles I might make ==
*[[CeeBot]]
*[[Devon Arthurs]]
*[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)
*[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)
*[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)

== useful shi for articles ==
[[User:Mercifulfag/StuffForArticles|SHIT FOR ARTICLES (GON AN ADD SOME MORE SHIET LATER IDK]]

Thanks for reading.

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2026-04-28T14:32:56Z

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''This article is a [[:Category:Stub|stub]]. You can help by [[Mass Shooting|expanding it]].''

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of April 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

{{clear}}

=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

{{clear}}
=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

{{clear}}
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

{{clear}}
=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

{{clear}}

===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

{{clear}}

=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

{{clear}}
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

{{clear}}
=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

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=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

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=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

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=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

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=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

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=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

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=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

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=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

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=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

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=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

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=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Portugal anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the `arty before he was going to even do the attack, he got doxed by [[muslims]] and got v&, his father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
**{{sw|The_Portuguese|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

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=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

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=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
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=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
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=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

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=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

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=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

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=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
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=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

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=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

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=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

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=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
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=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
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=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
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=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
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=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

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=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

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=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
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=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

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=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

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=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

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=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

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=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

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=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

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=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

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=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

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=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

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=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| 0
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angelina Han Hicks
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
</table>}}
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== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Aspies}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

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Tarrantulas

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{ib|[[File:Tarrantkids.png|250px]] }}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Fabian, Patrik) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
{{Ibend}}

'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of April 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

{{clear}}

=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

{{clear}}
=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

{{clear}}
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

{{clear}}
=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

{{clear}}

===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

{{clear}}

=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

{{clear}}
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

{{clear}}
=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

{{clear}}
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

{{clear}}

=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

{{clear}}

=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

{{clear}}
=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

{{clear}}

=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

{{clear}}

=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

{{clear}}
=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
{{clear}}

=== Portugal anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the `arty before he was going to even do the attack, he got doxed by [[muslims]] and got v&, his father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

{{clear}}

=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
{{clear}}

=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
{{clear}}
=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

{{clear}}
=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}

=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

{{clear}}

=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| 0
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angelina Han Hicks
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
</table>}}
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== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

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Tarrantulas

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Fabian, Patrik) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of April 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

{{clear}}

=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

{{clear}}
=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

{{clear}}
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

{{clear}}
=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

{{clear}}

===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

{{clear}}

=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

{{clear}}
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

{{clear}}
=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

{{clear}}
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

{{clear}}

=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

{{clear}}

=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

{{clear}}
=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

{{clear}}

=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

{{clear}}

=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

{{clear}}
=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
{{clear}}

=== Portugal anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the `arty before he was going to even do the attack, he got doxed by [[muslims]] and got v&, his father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

{{clear}}

=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
{{clear}}

=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
{{clear}}
=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

{{clear}}
=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}

=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

{{clear}}

=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| 0
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angelina Han Hicks
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
</table>}}
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== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

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Tarrantulas

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Mercifulfag: shiettttt bludzzzzzz

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Fabian, Patrik) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of April 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

{{clear}}

=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

{{clear}}

=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

{{clear}}
=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

{{clear}}
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

{{clear}}
===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

{{clear}}
=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

{{clear}}

===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

{{clear}}

=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

{{clear}}
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

{{clear}}
=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

{{clear}}
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

{{clear}}

=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

{{clear}}

=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

{{clear}}
=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

{{clear}}

=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

{{clear}}

=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

{{clear}}

=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

{{clear}}

=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

{{clear}}
=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

<center>'''Gameplay footage: Pacifist Challenge''' <youtube>xJSGdyXEkMQ</youtube></center>

<center><gallery>File:Society and its consequences.pdf|[[:Media:Society and its consequences.pdf|Society and its consequences]] (Click link to read)</gallery></center>
{{clear}}

=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
{{clear}}

=== Portugal anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Portuspic.png|100px|thumb|left|Take your meds nigger.]]

A bit after the failure that was [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]], a soyteen appeared, promising that he would [[Yeah right|shoot up a mosque in the name of St. Tarrant]]. But since he posted it on the `arty before he was going to even do the attack, he got doxed by [[muslims]] and got v&, his father [[BAWWWWWW]]'d at his sentencing.
{{clear}}

=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

{{clear}}

=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
{{clear}}

=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
{{clear}}
=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

{{clear}}
=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}

=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

{{clear}}

=== [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so she doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Angelina Han Hicks.png|thumb|left|100px|Our very own [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] was unlucky enough to have known her.]]

On April 21, 2026, '''Angelina Han Hicks'''{{Nazi}}, an 18-year-old girl of Azn origin, got v& for planning to shoot up a Texas synagogue. She had a Brenton-chan PFP and cosplayed as Payton Gendron.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Angelina Han Hicks
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2026
| FPS
</table>}}
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== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

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File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
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== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

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2026-04-28T12:51:06Z

Mercifulfag: /* may somebody add the shooting video? */ new section

yo should i make the corner pic smaller? i feel like its too invasive

i made him much smaller and its hilarious lmao

wait whys is the article a bna?

greggayman i do what i want with this talkpage and its posts go kill yourself faggot --[[User:Salvie|Salvie]] ([[User talk:Salvie|talk]]) 13:51, 16 June 2022 (EDT)Salvie

== may somebody add the shooting video? ==

its been deleted since pomf2 deleted [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 12:51, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

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2026-04-27T20:52:18Z

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beautiful [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:52, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

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2026-04-27T20:44:57Z

Mercifulfag: /* Articles I might make */

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Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v& and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon,

===useful knowledge===
When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so

== MY HIGH SCORE RANKING ==

*1. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - killed 271301 goyrillion spics
*2. [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]] [[David Sonboly]] - He was a [[Lie|white, German aryan]] man who saw the problems in his country and wanted to fix them
*3. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - ([[Truth|this one is gay]])

== MASS SHOOTERS THAT WERE CIRCUMCISED OR UNCIRCUMCISED ==

okay so I can only get this information from autopsy reports so its ONLY if the shooters an heroed or got shot down and specifically if they were from USA because USA releases a shit ton of autopsy reports, also I will put this in alphabetical order later, if you know anybody, add them. this is ur chance to flex your knowledge.

*[[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link=Israel]] [[Baruch Goldstein]] - do I even have to say it?
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Dylan Klebold|Dylan Jewgold]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Omar Mateen]] - Circumcised
*[[File:AL miniflag.png|23px|link=Middle East]] [[Sandniggers|PRETTY MUCH EVERY MUSLIM MASS ATTACKER OR ANY JEWISH BABY ATTACKER SPECIFICALLY MUSLIMS WHO WERE BORN MUSLIM NOT CONVERT]]
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Circumcised

== Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ==
*[[Kill count by website]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]

== Articles I made ==
*[[Kili]]
*[[Off Them]]
*[[Owen Ruvien]]

== Articles I might make ==
*[[CeeBot]]
*[[Devon Arthurs]]
*[[Eurogoy]] (IN PROGRESS BOY!!!)
*[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)
*[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)

== useful shi for articles ==
[[User:Mercifulfag/StuffForArticles|SHIT FOR ARTICLES (GON AN ADD SOME MORE SHIET LATER IDK]]

Thanks for reading.

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2026-04-27T20:28:09Z

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What the fuck am I looking at? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 20:28, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Jonathan Ross

2026-04-27T19:47:30Z

Mercifulfag:

''Not to be confused with the BBC One talk show host of the same name, or the ICE agent of the same name who gave us [[Renée Good|Dead SUV Karen]].''
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{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|1997}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Jonathan Elias Ross}}
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{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|SuperJonathanSonic/EffinRawz/SpeedDemon6606}}
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'''Jonathan Ross''' aka '''EffinRawz''', '''SuperJonathanSonic''' '''SpeedDemon6606''' and many more retarded names, is ''pretty much'' a sick fuck you would not want to babysit your kids. This creepster actually ''pretty much'' a self confessed pedophile who works at a school. This autistic fuck actively goes out looking for young kids bathing. [[Last Thursday]] he actually tried to defend his cheese pizza habits to [[Mister Metokur]] which resulted in ''pretty much'' the most autistic display of saying nothing. Oh and his friend Hole was involved.

{{quote|I'm literally just a fucking [[Chris-chan|virgin with rage]], alright|[http://tinyurl.com/yawfc9an Ross coming clean]}}

==Documentary==
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==Early Life==
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Jonathan Elias Ross (preferring to call himself Ross) was born in December of 1997. Jonathan's childhood, for the most part, was normal (apart from suffering from autism) until he reached his tweens where his father (who has abused Ross, however whether this was sexual or physical is unknown) murdered his mother and was arrested. This is perhaps where the autism gears clicked into place and turned Ross into the lolcow he is today. In a later discord stream he admits to have been thinking about shooting up a school and that he had lots of schizophrenic episodes where he cannot distinguish the difference between right and wrong.

==Early Youtube Career==
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Despite claiming to be a "veteran of the internet since 2009" (his words), Ross began his youtube career in 2012 branching out into 6 more channels because his autism prevented him from being able to focus on one channel. Ross truly believed he was a big youtuber even at 80 subscribers. Despite the small subscriber count all his channels had, the subscriber count for these channels would in fact be even smaller since many of these would be sock accounts (not his, though when his autism was at the strongest he would create multiple sock accounts to dislike videos he disagreed with like a typical SJW).

One of the biggest achievements of Ross's youtube career is that he was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afd97ipJVI8 the first autist to upload a video in 2014] - quick, someone call the Guinness book of world records!

Even more interesting than Ross's grand youtube achievement, he use to be strongly against the word "nigger" being used, despite the fact it's one of the few words he knows now.

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===Soundcloud Career===
Ross did once branch out and [https://soundcloud.com/jonathan-ross-66 try to become a soundcloud rapper] but there was no luck of success.

==The Autism Rises==
[[File:Rossbeingedgyontwitter.png|200px|thumb|left|Ross's twitter description during the height of his autism.]]
After the death of his mother, Ross was sent to live with his grandmother and grandfather. Ross would constantly claim that he is still in a "dysfunctional family" - even though he's the dysfunctional one. Ross was friendless at school and has even admitted that he wanted to become the next big school shooter. Ross would also constantly make fun of retarded students who have to do special summer lessons despite interestingly enough having to take the same summer lessons because he's so incredibly retarded.

During the height of autism he was welcomed into a skype group who called themselves "The Saints". This is where he entered maximum retard and would constantly dox and threaten to murder people. Apart from his one and only friend Jetrex, nobody in that skype group particularly liked him. At one point, he admitted to several people in The Saints that he is in fact a paedophile and enjoys to watch youtube videos of children in bathtubs. The people he admitted this to urged him to tell his grandmother and therapist which according to Ross himself, he did.

==First Blowjob==
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Amazingly, some poor whore out there actually ALLOWED Ross to stick his dick in her mouth. Even more surprisingly THE BITCH WASN'T A MINOR. This would be hard to believe if Natalia (the whore who sucked his dick) didn't admit to doing the dirty deed (even more dirtier when you keep in mind that Ross stopped shitting himself at age 11).

===Evidence===
Don't think that Ross actually got a blowjob? Guess again mother fucker. A friend of Ross messaged Natalia who spoke about giving him a blowjob.

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==Pedo Ross==
===Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Kids In The Tub===
In 2017, Ross fucked over the only people who would dare to talk to him again which resulted in word getting out that he's a paedophile. By a stroke of (un)luck, youtuber Mister Metokur came across one of the many streams Ross would do and blasted his sick perverted fantasies into the wider web. Ross admits that he gets aroused from looking at kids in a bathtub because he want to be a father.

[[File:Ross Defending Pedophilia.png|thumb|200px|Ross defending paedophilia in a Twitch chat]]

Ross later claimed this was YouTube's fault that he "accidentally" stumbles into a pedophile ring on YouTube that forced him to admit he was a pedophile.
===The Video===
After discovering this specimen, Mister Metokur decided to do not one but TWO videos on this freak.

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Later on this sick fuck admits he is a pedophile from who volunteers at a local elementary school where he works with kids. He also discuss his had lied about his sexual attraction to children, has bloodlust to kill people online, and emotionally manipulating an individual on suicide watch on Discord. Ross also later discussed this incident on the evening Kumite.

===Highlights===
Because it is ''pretty much'' an hour long video, we decided to highlight some of the more important parts of the video, for your convenience, you lazy fucking shit. Jim is Mister Metokur.
{{quote|{{colortext|green|Jim: When you say fun and cute, like, how is that fun and cute?}} 
{{colortext|blue|Jonathan: I don't know, dude, you're expecting me to go in depth with this like..}} 
{{colortext|red|Some other faggot: That motherfucker wants kids, is that so odd?}}|Yes. Yes it is, you sick fuck
}}

==Attempted Suicide==

On September 10, 2017, Ross had a livestream where he tried to kill himself by drinking Febreze, except the autist didn't know [[Fail|Febreze can't actually kill you]].

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==Post Suicide Attempt==
After Ross's suicide attempt he was taken to the hospital where it was found that he didn't actually drink the fabREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze. He was apparently later taken to a crazy house where he was the youngest autist by actually 20 years. Despite having no computer he did manage to get into a windows store where he spoke about being a paedophile in front of everyone in the store. It has to be seen to be believed! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54rOluJ3ws8 Unfortuantely due to being a fucking autist, the audio quality of the original video here was terrible.] Thankfully for you curious readers, someone re-uploaded the video with much better audio:

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It has been revealed by his slut, Emily Allman, that his dad has been in and out of hospital with heart attacks due to the incident.

As mentioned in the below video by Ross himself, thanks to the [[Bullshit|well thought out laws]] in [[California]] which don't require employers to run background checks on people who apply to become teacher's assistants, Ross, the self admitted pedophile, is now working at an elementary school.

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==Friends==

===Michael Rezaei===
Better known on the internet as '''Boon''', Mike is Ross's on again off again friend, alternating between joining Ross and his autistic crusades and turning on him for cheap e-points.

In 2015, Boon and Ross demanded to be a part of a [[DarkSydePhil| DSP]] detractor group known as the [[Sons of Kojima]]. When they were told to fuck off like the spergs they were, Boon and Ross conspired to take down the SoK through a variety of methods, including passing on fake doxes and attempting to pin a SWATing event on the SoK's leader. Since the SoK was a shortbus in and of itself, the whole thing collapsed from infighting and Boon and Ross were spergs victorious.

After Ross was outed as a pedophile, Boon turned on him, either to boost his e-cred or to hide his own embarrassing sexual deviances, such as his used panty fetish (which he [[Almost Raped|almost]] killed himself over after getting outed; no word yet on if he tried drinking Febreeze like his buddy). After this, Boon and Ross would later go back to being friends and would go back to badly attempting to troll DSP detractors, this time with far less success and ending with Boon getting [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-c-rezaei-zachautist-boon-ihatekop666-edgequeen66-speeddemon6606-zachlawless1226.39681/ his own thread] on Kiwi Farms.

===Emily Allman===
[[File:Emilyallman.png|200px|thumb|left|The only person Ross loves that is of legal age.]]
{{quote|I'm 20 years old I like singing and dancing. I love music.|Emily introducing herself on YouTube.}}
{{quote|Jr is my friend no matter what happens. To make clearly I'm not dating anyone and haven't for long time.|Emily replying to a YouTube comment about Ross.}}
{{quote|I don't hate boon and I don't even know who boon is and but Jr is my friend. He been going through alot . His grandpa being going to hospital alot and look I don't know why Jr and Boon don't like each other as friends. I honestly think should just forgive each other. But make mean video is not cool .|Emily giving people juicy info on Ross's grandpa and his on-going autistic internet battle with Boon.}}

Emily Allman is Ross's love interest (eventhough he is pretty deep in the friendzone with her and don't worry, she's 20). Despite her best friend Natalia being a fucking whore bag and sucking Ross's tiny dick, Emily is still a virgin and shows no romantic interest in Ross.

[https://www.youtube.com/user/emilylola25a/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0 Much like Ross's amazing rap carer, Emily has a youtube music carer which you can view here (eventhough she's unable to hold a note).] Emily was recently in a live stream with Ross where she was battling evil internet trolls and white knighting her long-time friend.

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===Natalia Law===
[[File:rossandnatalia.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Ross with his former whore, Natalia.]]
{{quote|5 Hours|Natalia saying (and probably lying) how long Ross lasted before his "two sperms" escapes.}}
{{quote|I have not kissed her yet, she just sucked my dick.|Ross talking about how much of a whore Natalia is.}}
{{quote|And two sperms escaped...|Ross talking about how he came during his blowjob.}}

Natalia Law is the ex-girlfriend of Ross and is also the only person to have sexual contact with him (don't worry, she was of legal age!). According to Ross, Natalia thought that his dick was "small" (probably true) and according to Natalia he managed to last "5 hours" (probably false).

Natalia is also best friends with Emily Allman and despite the fact Ross still had feelings for Emily, she refused to leave him. Thankfully she grew something that could be considered a brain cell and ended up leaving Ross.

Natalia is so far the only person Ross has ever been in a relationship with. Ross later claimed that when he looks at her later he "feels like raping her".

===Ruby Aka Hole Aka EdgeQueen===
[[File:Ruby Hole 4.jpg|thumb|250px|Literal trailer trash]]
{{quote|Hello my name is Anne Jurinek,I suffer from Borderline personality disorder,Depressive disorder and Anxiety.|[https://www.gofundme.com/8r-mental-health-fund/donate/ Gofundme description for Hole]}}
{{quote|Shut up you stupid fucking hole. Nobody wants to listen to you, so someone muzzle this bitch... EdgeQueen you are not edgy at all, you are fucking annoying... Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi, you yammer too much, shut the fuck up...Stutter some more you dumb bitch, I see you in the chat trying to be funny like you know fucking memes and shit - You're so out of touch you call yourself EdgeQueen, there's nothing edgy about you, you fucking hole. Shut the fuck up.|Hole being told}}
Ruby Anne Jurinek-Kates is a fat attention whore who likes Harley Quinn way too fucking much. Hole suffers from [[GOTIS]] in the highest degree, despite it would be easier to defend Jonathan's sexual attractions to small kids, that being sexually attracted to this giant super massive black hole. 

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====Imma Gonna Do It====
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In the above video, this attention whore actually tries to shame people by claiming she will jump out the window, as if she could possibly fit. Nobody took her serious, and she did not cause any earthquakes that day, because bitch just sat on her chair, instead of actually killing herself. It was all for attention.

====In Summary====
{{quote|{{colortext|green|Jim: Ya dumb bitch}} 
{{colortext|purple|Hole: Oh call me a dumb bitch one more time}} 
{{colortext|green|Jim: DUMB BITCH}} 
{{colortext|purple|Hole: [[Butthurt|Whatever, I don't give a fuck]]}}}}

====Ruby's Social Media====
*{{twitter|RubyannieJk|Her old twatter}} {{archive|8TTER}}
*{{fbid|ruby.s.winchester.7|Her one Facebook}} {{archive|bLgDx}}
*{{fbid|CupidofCrimeHarls|Her other Facebook}} {{archive|LPc9P}}
 

==See Also==
*[[ValisHD]] - Another pedo

==External links==
*{{kf|33722|The Kiwifarms thread}}

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Dan Sobel

2026-04-27T17:22:10Z

Mercifulfag: /* Birth to this fat chud */

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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devil]] (Racially)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|Dan's magic club, Dan the My little pony and Sofia the First fan, etc. }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Cyberbullying others, made nasty comments towards minors, dancing to kids shiws and cartoons, liking GoAnimate, sending grounded threats to people, going on full naked on cam, fucking his own dog, etc.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Pedophile}}
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'''Dan Sobel''' was just your typical average fucktard [[manchild]] with [[GoAnimate]] doen syndrome. He likes to dance to kids shows songs for fetuses and also being a [[pedophile]] around kids like a fat chud.

==Birth to this fat fuck==
On January 13, 1999; Dan's mother was raped by his dad and after resort of weeks of [[faggotry]] silence while his mom being pregnant, they decided to get married and give birth to this son of a bitch.

==His YouTube Journey==
On November 30, 2019. Dan opened up his own very [[JewTube]] channel by calling his child has retarded and childish as possible. His content is not that very special like every [[lolcow]] on the internet; he posts food reviews, dance videos and OH he also posts grounded threats to people who didn't found his content funny or relatable cause he is already a laughing stock who is diagnosed with [[GoAnimate]] down syndrome.

==Allegations==

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===Pedophilia===
In February 2025, a footage of our dear [[Sick fuck|little friend]] Dan decided to go on Google Meets call with a bunch of minors in it would circulate. He did this to make fun of another YouTuber named Hamoude Ajam.
Dan has apologized and admitted to being a pedophile due to telling a minor to [[WTF|shove her middle finger inside her vagina]] and for making a TikTok video in his underwear while putting on his pajamas, both things that some PMC members criticized him for. This nigga needs to have a seat with [[Chris Hansen]].

===Zoophilia===
Dan has apologised and admitted to be a little of a [[furfag]] and a zoophile due to him [[raping]] his own dog in front of everyone on social media. Footage of the incident exists. Also Dan is similar to [[Someone you never heard of]] obsessed with Teresa Brisby with the zoophilla, especially making NSFW and fetishes of Teresa Brisby when she's [[pedophile|just 11 years old]] in the original The Secret of NIMH film, but he's obsessed with her sequel version, and especially making tar faggotry fetish and covering her in tar and drowning in tar and in that version she's grown up, also he got terminated on May 21st, 2025 due to his predatory and disgusting behavior against the nigger Teresa Brisby and many people along with Dan Sobel and he also criticizes Dan Sobel, just like with [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] but all of his videos were gone. However his parents never reported him to the police cause they loved him no matter what.

==External Links==

*{{yt|channel|UCcUICWvaGq90GHo6ZzB-5Aw|Dan's Main Jewtube)}} currently on hiatus until 2027

==See Also==

*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Zoophilia]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[Chris Chan]]

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[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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{{Notice|This list is desperately needing names and dates. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.}}

==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

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File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo006.jpg| [[Fat|Gained weight]] in jail. I [[cum|wonder]] [[Buttsecks|why]]?
File:ARCMugshot2.png|2021 - He finally lost weight.
File:ARCMugshot.png|2025 - Now bald and creepy as fuck, like never he was
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo007.jpg| Get V&, n00b
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo008.jpg| Moar Autism
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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

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===[[Amanda & Jerad Miller]]===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

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===[[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]]===
Imagine the Latino, Peruvian, autistic, and Incel version of Columbine.

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===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

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===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 18 kills (+23 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 35th on the [[High_Score#Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

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===Artyom Tagirov===
A 17-year-old Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates using a box cutter before setting the classroom on fire on April 18, 2018 in the bashkir town of Sterlitamak. Artyom then attempted to [[an hero]] by slitting his own throat with the cutter, failing and only making himself an [[epic fail guy]]. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. He was diagnosed in the past with [[retard|mental retardation]] and even god didn't love him enough, because he was also partially [[Epic fail|deaf]]. Even his older sister and mother tried to convince him to buy an hearing aid, but he refused because he didn't want to get bullied a lot more than he was. He even called his classmates "[[Autism|Autistics]]" ([[Epic fail|noice that Artyom is retard and in part deaf]]). Artyom. was so unoriginal that he copy and pasted previously listed [[Anton Bichivin]]'s failure of an attack at a different school in Ulan-Ude.

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and T.H. ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|only known by the initials T.H.]], with all the signs of a Columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However, she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to be thrown in the [[Party Van]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*{{archive|X3nUl|themostmiserablegirl}} - Ashley's Instagram.

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===[[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]]===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

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*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]===
Imagine the [[Columbine]] killers. Now imagine them as [[autistic]] [[tranny]] [[faggots]]. Now give them handguns. This is your end result.

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously. He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head. Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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===[[Fede Guevara]]===
a Mexican autistic known for committing his most famous shooting in Latin America in 2017 and was well known for the false belief that he was from the famous controversial Hispanic group Legion Hulk, it is also known that the boy shared his announcement of the shooting Hispachan And even worse, failing badly because he only killed one person and the rest nothing, causing him to be totally one of the worst lists of shooters who made a bad score

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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg R.===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]===
Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Javier Romero]]===
An Argentine who committed his shooting that killed one person and left one person injured, because people teased him with the nickname PanTriste (SadPan).

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===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.{{sauce}}

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Julio César Jasso===
On the 27th anniversary of Columbine, a 27-year-old [[Mexican|Mexicunt]] tried to offer a sacrifice to the [[Aztec]] gods by gunning down some tourists at the [[Illuminati Confirmed|Teotihuacan pyramids]] using a snubnose revolver without speedloaders. Unsurprisingly, he did absolutely dogshit, only killing a Canadian [[foid]] and injuring six others before becoming [[an hero]] himself. Prior to his suicide, he tried holding a bunch of tourists hostage, but pussied out and took the high ground further up the pyramid when the pigs arrived, allowing his hostages to get away. Perhaps the only notable aspect of this shooting was that Julio, [[manchild|a grown man pushing 30]], carried a framed [[AI artwork|AI-generated]] portrait of a buff version of himself alongside Eric and Dylan while wearing a shirt that reads "[[Cringe|Disconnect & Self-Destruct]]".

 {{Rainbow|Get a load of this shit}} 

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*{{Wikilink|2026_Teotihuacan_pyramids_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{twitter|JassoOlin|Julio César Jasso Olín}} - {{archive|e0GN3}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1srrgrz/video_of_the_teotihuacan_shooter_speaking_to/|Video where he's speaking to the hostages}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1sqzl1v/gunman_opens_fire_at_the_pyramids_of_teotihuacán/|Gameplay footage}}

===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[M.A.C.]]===
A Chilean who tried to commit his own shooting but failed horribly.
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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Max Porta]]===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[dago]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.

===[[Orlando Harris]]===
Somehow, black Columbiners exist despite the fact that E&D called Isaiah Shoels [[nigger|the unwholesome-to-BIPOCs word]].

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===[[Owen Lawrence]]===

38-year-old Britfag white supremacist runs around with [[Gun control|CO2 guns and a crossbow]] before [[An Hero]]ing. '''Oldest Columbiner to date!''' Also a [[Tarrantula]].

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==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
{{kf|randy-stair-andrew-blaze-pioneersproductions-embers-ghost-squad-egs.31437/|Kiwi Farms}}

[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===Robert and Michael Bever===
The Bever family killings of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma could be best described as being the spiritual precursor to the [[Nicholas Prosper|Prosper family murders]] in that both involved wannabe mass shooters fucking up their plans before they could even manage to complete the first step: killing off their family.

{{quote|I would never give up having any of my children so I could have more money. They are amazing people and the world will benefit by having them in it.|{{Reddit|Frugal/comments/2r7uhv/comment/cndfqjw/|April Bever, months before getting shanked by these "amazing people"}}}}

Robert and Michael were raised in a [[Pregnophile|big]], [[Waco|closed-off]], [[fundie|bible-thumping]] family where they spent their entire lives being [[Goofy Time|slapped around]] and [[homeschooled]] in preparation for the oncoming [[Armageddon]], and as a result, had zero social interaction growing up, making them destined to be future murderers. [[You|Like many socially-isolated retards]], the duo developed a fascination with mass shooters and serial killers like the Columbine shooters and [[James Holmes]], and ultimately decided to [[NBK|pull one of their own]].

They first planned to use knives to kill and dismember the rest of their family to get them out of the way, allegedly intending to film the murders too, and then buy ammunition, guns, and armor online using money from Robert's job at a [[irony|religious call center]]. Later they would embark on a cross-country killing spree where they aimed to kill at least five people per state to reach a [[unrealistic expectations|grand total of 500 kills]], though they failed spectacularly when their little brother called the cops on them right as they started the stabbing but not before they managed to kill five members of the family. At the very least, they can cross Oklahoma off their list.

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|<youtube>0NAxrSjeuTQ</youtube> '''911 calls'''
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*{{Wikilink|Broken_Arrow_murders|TOW coverage}}
*{{Yt|ch|UC53hjlCPZDpTU7Ns4a1eCdw|ColtEmpireOfficial}} - Their YouTube channel
*{{Reddituser|aokiemom}} - Mom's Reddit account
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/evidence-related-to-bever-family-murders-released-after-michael-bevers-conviction MSM article containing mirrors of the 911 call and interrogation video]
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/pictures-of-michael-bevers-jailhouse-journal?photo=1 Pictures of Michael Bever's edgy jailhouse journal]

===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison with no parole, so no more anime for this guy.

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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]===
The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Yaroslav Ovsiuk|Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]===
He was going to become the new Vladislav Roslyakov, but as everyone knows, he failed and ended up being raped, Some time later he became quite famous for being the cosplayer of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.
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== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Tarrantulas]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

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<td style="color:#803e37;">Brazilian school attackers are yet more [[retarded]] [[school shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[Suzano school shooting|D33ployyyzz ins4n3's carnage]]. You can help these type people by reminding them that becoming a [[School shooter|disciple]] will go [[Luluzinho|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Suzano|Guilherme]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Medianeira School Shooting|the Mondrone school shooters]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 47, injured 90}}
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Much like [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[E&D]], and [[Elliot Rodger]], [[Suzano]] has spawned countless autistic fanatics that have carried out school attacks, both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. However, the origin of all this was not Suzano, but decades ago in 2003 with a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.

== A lesson of history on Brazilian school attackers==
At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that's not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas. In fact it was in 1971 and 2002, but who got more lulz was our friend Edmar and his rampage.

=== Love isn't in the air anymore ===
{{main|Christian Hartmann}}
[[File:ChristianHartmann.png|thumb|left|100px|Brazilian-german dude]]

On December 11th, 1995, in the city of São Paulo, [[Lie|PSL god]] and the son of aeronaut, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, '''Christian Hartmann''', 21-years-old, after he knew that his ex, Renata Alves was with other man, entered the Polytechnic School of the University of São Paulo, and shot her to death and also wounded the boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, in a computer science lab, before he [[an hero]] by giving himself a gun brainwash, ending all his small rampage.

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===Farmer's Rampage===
{{main|Robério Souza de Oliveira}}
[[File:272549059 33d4416e-40dd-4a9d-9481-1831ac0ac4a4.png|thumb|left|100px|Photo where Robério looks like Gabriel, but with a notable farmer hump.]]

On August 6, 2001, in Macaubas, an 18-year-old farmer named Robério Souza [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|de Oliveira]] went to his old school with a shotgun where he was expelled for being [[Retard|annoying]] in [[Columbine|1999]], and shot the teacher he was in love with, And Injured 7 NPC, then he escaped and Anheroes in the head on a hill surrounded by [[Pigs|cops]].

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===The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme]] Prequel===
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[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|No face published due to his retribution]]

Ok, I swear this is not a meme an actually happened. On October 28, 2002, in the city of Jaguaribe, an unidentified 17-year-old "[[Supreme Gentleman|supreme gentleboy]]" by the curious initials of '''[[Elliot Rodger|E.R.]]''' went E.R. at the [[Incel|Sigma]] School, killing two girls that had bullied him before turning himself in to cops. One of the first known school attacks in Brazilian history, and one of the most curious, because of the names and victims. Probably this forgotten school shooting would be a meme on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]] and many TCC kids would make their version.

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===the fat man of revenge===
{{main|Edmar Aparecido Freitas}}
[[File:Edmar2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|will be the first professional shooter Columbine Edition.]]
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Virginia Tech in Brazil===

{{main|Wellington Menezes de Oliveira}}
[[File:Wellington_Menezes_de_Oliveira3.jpg|thumb|left|100px|I am the reincarnation of the Korean from Virginia Tech.]]
On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout "YEEHAW!" and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.

When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.

The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.

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=== Even younger than [[Jose Betts|The Meximbiner]]===
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[[File:David Mota Nogueira.jpg|thumb|left|100px|That suit and that expression look a lot like the [[David Sonboly|German shooter]].]]

On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a boy with only 10-years-old, shot his teacher with some sort of handgun, then fled the classroom and fatally wounded himself by giving himself a brainwash.

On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, surviving but David died hours later in the hospital.

The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother "Would you miss me if something happened to me?" Did a school shooting at 10 years old only...

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=== Never let your enemy know your next move ===
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[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|He on 2016, after doing a family killing]]
[[File:PATNCCTV.jpeg|thumb|right|100px|2013's gameplay footage]]

On June 12, 2013, in Altamira, 16-year-old '''[[Wikipedia:Patrick Nogueira|François Patrick Nogueira Gouveia]]''' (AKA: '''Patrick Nogueira'''), after his biology teacher, 23-year-old Carlos Alberto Conceição called him a [[true|faggot]], gave him bad grades and had a verbal quarrel with him, Patrick drew a pen knife and stabs him in the neck and belly, while he was with his back turned, distracted, wounding him before getting V& and serving 45 days in youth prison and six months on the nuthouse. Later, on August 17, 2016, after he moved to [[Spain]] and had several quarrels with his uncles, he killed them by the same method as he stabbed the teacher, but with more effectiveness and with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some detached house in Pioz, before dismembering the bodies and putting them in black trash bags. He was V& for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene. Patrick along with a few high scorers are the only ones who played the game 2 times or more in their lives, using the same character.

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=== The unknown one ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:2017BrazilianSchoolShooter (1).jpg|thumb|left|150px|Like [[Nicholas Prosper|Nich]], with glasses on]]

On day October 20, 2017,J.C.A.M , a bullied 14-year-old student, armed with a Taurus PT100 handgun, property from his father, a police officer, stormed in his classroom, killing 2 students and wounding 4 more before he wanted to an hero by brainwash, but a teacher convinced him not to do it, so he dropped the gun and was V&. Besides he's walking free since 2020, the 14-year-old was also inspired by Wellington and the [[Columbine|martyrs of school doom]]. He explained that he was obsessed with die führer, [[Adolf Hitler]] and his ideologies.
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=== First Columbiners in Brazil ===

{{main|Medianeira School Shooting}}

[[File:Medianeira School Shooting Eric Harris.jpg|thumb|left|150px|And you thought fat Eric Harris was a meme]]

On September 28th, 2018, 2 15-year-old students, one being fat Eric Harris and the other being Dylan Harris (dressed in Black and White, being the secondary character), who both glorified columbine and tried to replicate the shooting using a brazilian Derringer named "Garrucha", several knives and using homemade explosives. They were victims of bullying being this the motive behind this unsurprising attack that only managed to wound 2 students, one in the leg and the other in the back until the military police came to V& them. Both of them, They resisted arrest and threw a few of his shitty explosives at them, wounding nobody before they put the hands up, surrendered and V&. Even the Suzano shooter, Guilherme, laughed at them before he committed the following incident.

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=== Brazilian Columbine ===

{{main|Suzano School Shooting}}
[[File:Monteiro.png|thumb|left|100px|Oh yes Niggers.]]
Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his retarded friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some fangirls in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor. In the photo of Guilherme's body, you can see he was wearing the infamous SIEGE™ mask, which led to it becoming the [[Natalie Rupnow|KMFDM shirt]] for Brazilian school attackers.

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=== How many did I score? 5? ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:FKM.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Yes, you scored 5]]

On May 4, 2021, 18-year-old '''Fabiano Kipper Mai''' stormed a early childhood school, amred with a Red Guardian Ninja Sword, killing 3 children, a teacher and a staff member and wounded a teacher before he slashed his throat, severely wounded himself. After his lame mass killing, he asked "How many did i kill? Did i kill 5?. His motive was the Misanthropy, because he was a loner at school and was moderately bullied.

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=== Emo's chimpout ===

{{main|Henrique Lira Trad}}
[[File:Henri.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Hello Guys.]]
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan, Otaku and edgelord from Portumexico, who decided to gear up with his leather jacket, [[Max Porta|crossbow]]s (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police and beat his russian waifu [[Timur Bekmansurov|Timur]]; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who bravely responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). The worst part was when a teacher subdued this faggot with her flip flops on. Henrique got cucked in so many ways that even William's ashes could roll in laugh in the jar.

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=== Emo's chimpout 2: Electric Boogaloo ===

{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas.png|thumb|left|150px|How a e-boy looks at you]]

On September 26, 2022, some 14-year-old Emo, Nazi and Sucksano fanboy by the name of Isaac Silva Chagas, broke into his school with a machete and a revolver from his dad, and [[pussy|cowardly]] killed a cripple student, before he received instant karma, when a man shot him in the back, seriously wounding him and crippled him. Isaac also took a shitton of photos with the infamous SIEGE mask™. Isaac is also [[Kosta Kecmanovic|another]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|victim]] [[Jeffrey Dahmer|of]] [[Retard|retarded]] [[Eric Harris|fangirls]]. So kids, don't kill cripples or you will receive a tablespoon of instant karma.

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=== SIEGE™ Mask, again===

{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}
[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|thumb|left|100px|NAZI LATINO BRENTON.]]
on November 25 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

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===Max Portão===

{{main|Guilherme Reis}}
[[File:Guilherme_Reis.jpg|thumb|left|100px|FUCK YOU.]]

On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme ''Rice'', armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING [[SIEGE™ Mask]], like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero '''[[Max Porta]]''', who's attack was similar (except '''Porta''''s chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Are you happy now? You only [[Nino Luciano|kill a geezer]], idiot.
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=== The elevator boxer ===
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[[File:LuizHDL.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Am i a good boxer sir?]]

On April 5, 2023, 25-year-old '''Luiz Henrique de Lima''', armed with a tomahawk axe and a butterfly knife, stormed inside a daycare in Blumenau, by jumping a wall before going into a killing spree, targeting toddlers and children, killing 4 and wounding 5 before he was V&. One CCTV video from an elevator captured Luiz, shadow-boxing, like a [[Noob|professional]] boxer. Luiz also, was a druggie, being arrested for possession of narcotics.

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=== 13-year-old edgelord ===

{{main|Muryllo Martins}}

[[File:MurylloMartins2.png|thumb|left|100px|At least you didn't use the SIEGE™ mask]]

On April 11, 2023, 6 days after Luiz's carnage, another 13-year-old edgelord by the name of '''Muryllo Martins''', entered his school in Santa Tereza de Goiás, at 8:00 A.M., storming in his classroom and slashing 3 classmates, all being wounded, before he was V&. In <s>Twitter</s> '''X''', Muryllo, by the name of '''Bugado[[NPC]]''', posted edgy comments and also posted photos where he has knives and even a air rifle. This stabbing was almost forgotten, but didn't because apart from the name reveal and the edgy tweets made, he was allegedly a Sucksano copycat, like Guilherme, so it counts in this article.

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=== Guilherme Eduardo Atchisson ===
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[[File:MarcosVinicius.png|thumb|left|100px|He looks like an ISIS terrorist]]

On June 19, 2023, 21-year-old former student '''Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas''', armed with a .38 caliber revolver, stormed inside the Colégio Estadual Professora Helena Kolody, in Cambé, pwning 2 16-year-old students, one female and the other one male before he was V&. After being V&, just 2 days during his custody, he an heroed in his cell. He did it because he wanted a revenge on bullying and also wanted to copycat sucksano, making himself another [[William Atchison]], being cucked this time by a physiotherapist, disarming him before he tried to [[Breivik|fake being an officer]].

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=== Faggot with rage ===

{{main|Luluzinho}}

[[File:LuluzinhoFemboy.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Of course he wants a big juicy dick]]

On October 23rd, 2023, a [[Femboy]] and [[gay]] 17-year-old [[E-girls and e-boys|e-celebrity]], tired of being called a faggot, and with the desire to copycat sucksano, brought a .38 caliber revolver to school, like most of the brazilian school shooters and wounded 2 classmates in his class before he went to the staircase and shot Giovanna [[Cow|Bezerra]], a 17-year-old posh bitch in the back of the head, killing her before he was V&. Luluzinho, who was before the shootings, was recorded in the street, getting laid with another faggot. He also did several threats of committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]], in a group in [[Discord]], catching the e-pigs off guard, not like [[Colt Gray|other people who actually got a better score]]. Obviously, you will never become like [[Patrick Purdy|Purdyfag]], loser.

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=== D88ploy ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:D88PLOY.png|thumb|left|100px|Did you seriously pussied out at last moment?]]

On May 14, 2024, in the shithole of Barcelos, Amazonia, a 14-year-old former student nicknamed online as '''D88Ploy''', invaded the '''Padre João Badalotti State School''' carrying out a knife and a homemade bomb, [[fail|harming none, killing none and only causing chaos]], only to be V&, cause he made a shitty attack. On X, he posted several pictures with the infamous and cringy [[SIEGE™ Mask]], being another Sucksano copycat, this one failed at last moment. The name, D88ploy, was inspired by the username of Guilherme Taucci on Youtube. This foiled attack was forgotten forever to the annals of brazilian school attack history due to being on Brazil, where this last years it became so common.

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=== Motive remains unknown ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:SamuelSA.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You appeared from the shadows or what?]]

On October 18, 2024, 14-year-old brainiac student '''Samuel Santana Andrade''', took his father's .38 caliber revolver and stormed with it in class, killing 3 classmates, thus being 2 girls and a boy. After he committed the triple murder, he decided to sit down in a chair and [[an hero]] by Revolver mouthwash, ending all the shooting, similarly like [[Federico Guevara Elizondo|Fede]], but used a .38 and died at the spot, like his 3 victims. Samuel, who spawned from the nowhere to wreck havoc, didn't left a clear motive behind the shooting, and one hypothesis says that he supposedly committed it out of jealousy.

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=== Women can't score ===
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[[File:LYSS.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You can't shoot shit]]

On December 17, 2024, some 19-year-old baddie from Natal, '''Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos''', armed with a .38 caliber revolver, shot her teacher, wounding a classmate, before she was V&. The shooter planned to kill 10 people, but her plan was ultimately failed because she pussied out. Yet another proof on why women can't score.

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=== KING OF THE CUCKS (Brazil only) ===
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[[File:Flávio.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Life is hard, kid. Let the adults [[School shooting|solve this like adults]]]]

On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old '''Flávio Medeiros''', aka '''''The Printer Cuck''''', armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having an [[Sex|affair]] with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of the Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he headed to the city's road and after all drama caused, he finally [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[Door Cuck]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ancient muslim Cuck]] and other cucks.

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=== Another brazilian [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi.png|thumb|left|150px|The 9-year-old killed by this faggot. '''''Rest in Peace, king''''']]
Another day in Brazil, another brazilian shitty school attack. This time, a 16-year-old teen, whose ideas were carry out the third portuspic [[Adam Lanza]], entered inside the '''Maria Nascimento Giacomazzi State School''', and asked a teacher to go to the bathroom to piss. In fact, he didn't want to take a piss, he lied that teacher. After he exited, some few minutes later, he threw several firecrackers, like he thought he was [[Sebastian Bosse|Bosse]] and stormed inside a classroom, sadly killing 9-year-old Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi and wounding his teacher and another classmate before he was disarmed, like LiraTrad, and subdued by another staff member [[Lol|with a shovel]], before police V&d him. It was reported that the 16-year-old Lanza wannabe attacker had [[Batshit insane|mental problems]], so, this faggot would enter to a nuthouse for the rest of his life.

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== High Score List ==

Let's see who [[Kill|IRL Permabanned]] the most NPCs in one list.

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio de Janeiro.png|24px|Rio de Janeiro]]
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
| 12
| 22
| Y
| 2011
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#70ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
| 8
| 11
| Y, Y (suicide pact)
| 2019
| FPS, Co-op
|- style{{=}}"background:#80ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]
| Fabiano Kipper Mai
| 5
| 1
| N (Attempted)
| 2021
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#a2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]
| Luiz Henrique de Lima
| 4
| 5
| N
| 2023
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| Samuel Santana Andrade
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]
| J.C.A.M
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| E.R.
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas
| 2
| 0
| Y (in custody)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Guilherme Reis]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Luluzinho]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Sul.png|24px|Rio Grande do Sul]]
| Anonymous 16-year-old teen
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Christian Hartmann]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 1995
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Paraíba.png|24px|Paraíba]]
| Flávio Medeiros
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| [[Isaac Chagas|Isaac Silva Chagas]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| [[Robério Souza de Oliveira]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 2001
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]
| [[Henrique Lira Trad]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]
| [[Muryllo Martins]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2023
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Anonymous Students]]
| 0
| 2
| N, N
| 2018
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| David Mota Nogueira
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Pará.png|24px|Pará]]
| Patrick Nogueira
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2013
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Norte.png|24px|Rio Grande do Norte]]
| Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Amazonas.png|24px|Amazonas]]
| Anonymous 14-year-old teenager
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2024
| Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman
|}}}
</center>

==See Also==
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Tarrantulas]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
*[[Brazil]]
*[[School Shooting]]

{{High Scores}}
{{Anheroes}}
{{Suzano}}
{{Portuguese}}

Misogynist terrorism

2026-04-27T16:18:24Z

Mercifulfag: /* See also */

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Misogynist terrorists are a bunch of [[Virgin|virgins]] [[Elliot Rodger|with rage]].
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<td>[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|100px|link=Ben Moynihan]]</td>
<td style="color:#803e37;">Misogynist terrorists are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[The Supreme Gentleman]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Ben Moynihan|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Brian Isaack Clyde|Clyde]].</td></tr>
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{{ib|[[File:Incels.jpg|250px]] }}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Misogynist Terrorists'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|May 21, 1938 - Until the world's end}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 153, injured 184}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|13th, 16th, 24th and 41st]] (Mutsuo, Elías, George and Nikolas), No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Alek, Tomohiro) Hack'N'Slash (Ben, Justin, Ryuichi, Lum) FPS (Elliot, Marc, George...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Elliot, Mutsuo, Jake, William...) No (Ben, Alek, Nikolas, Tomohiro...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Not having a Girlfriend, not getting laid, being still virgin and [[Asperger's Syndrome]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''{{Glowtext|Misogynist terrorism}}''' or also called as '''Incel Terrorism''', '''Supreme Gentelmanry''' or '''Whore Slaughtering''', is a type of terrorism caused by people who can't get laid or haven't got any girlfriend, or even female friend in their lives due to their lack of social skills. Most of them have [[Autism]] or [[Asperger's Syndrome]], being this the cause of the lack of social skills and being forever alone. Most of the incels got rejected by some girl in the past, leading this psychological domino effect to a rampage. The azn type, Hikikomori, are the worst part, being [[neets]] and [[basement dweller|people locked up in their rooms]] at the same time, while being crying on why they didn't get laid or even why they didn't have a job.

== Understanding Misogynist terrorists ==

To understand one of these incel specimens, who have gone far, we must keep in mind that most are [[Autism|autistic]] and manage their emotions with the tip of their [[Cock|penis]]. There are cases in which the perpetrator was simply rejected by girl and began his hatred of women and total misanthropy, but there are others in which the perpetrator literally don't give a fuck and only decides to do it [[IDIFTL|for the Lulz]]. In the case of others, they decide because they have no female companion who truly loves them, except for [[your mother|their family members]], and they become so depressed. A few paragraphs ago it was mentioned that they have autism, [[amirite]]? Well, [[autism]] and [[Asperger's]] are mental disorders that isolate them socially in their world, especially from the female gender, causing them to barely have any friends, specially female ones. The lucky ones manage to have friends and sex, but that's only in Sodini and Camilo's case. All incels live in a dystopia, where they see "whores" with "douchebags", for them, NPCs and complain on why they can't fuck any pussy.

== How it all came ==

No, this didn't start when [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] went crazy. It all started in Japan, with a famous ninja named [[Mutsuo Toi]].

=== The Ninja Massacre ===

{{main|Mutsuo Toi}}

[[File:Mutsuo-toi.jpg|thumb|left|150px|I'm a ninja, believe it.]]

May 21st, 1938:The first incel in [[Japan]], who couldn't get laid in Yobai, because of Tuberculosis, grabbed his weapons, an axe, a katana and a shotgun, started executing girls and massacring an entire village, Tsuyama, until he got tired and became [[an hero]]. 30 killed and 3 frags survived in his Ninjutsu rebellion. Mutsuo was [[an hero|an]] [[incel]] before [[Elliot Rodger|dumbfuckistanis]] made it cool.

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=== Robert's got a quick hand ===

{{main|Robert Benjamin Smith}}

[[File:Bobby_cute.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Look at me, girls. I'm the [[No|perfect]] [[Supreme Gentleman|gentleman]]!]]

November 12, 1966: Robert, using a knife and a .22 caliber gun, shot up some beauty school full of [[whores]], pwning 5, including a toddler, before being V& after [[pussy|surrendering]].

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=== He'll look around the room, but won't tell you his plan ===

{{main|Robert Poulin}}

[[File:Robert_poulin.png|thumb|left|150px|[[Fact|He still died a virgin because rape doesn't count.]]]]

October 27, 1975: Somewhere in Canada. Another guy named Robert, decided to go Pumped Up Kicks at his school. He first killed a [[negress]] from Sri Lanka and UK in the basement of his home, by the name of Kim Rabot and also [[ræp|raped]] her black ass until her pussy turned into a paste, before he stabbed her to death. After Kim's death, he went to school to continue the rampage. At a [[xtian]] class, he opened fire, killing a student who tried to [[Stephan Balliet|cuck him with a door]], and left 5 other students wounded before he an heroed via shotgun mouthwash. He was the first nerdy incel, before [[Flemming Nielsen|The dansk nerd]], [[Kato|ワパニーズオタク]], [[Chris Harper-Mercer|The Space Robot nerd]] and Justin le Nerd franco-turkroach.

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=== El Caballero Supremo ===
{{main|Campo Elías Delgado}}

[[File:Campo_Elias_Delgado.jpg|thumb|left|150px|First Latinamerican incel]]

December 4th, 1986: A cuckombian english teacher, killed 9 in his apartment building, including 1 girl/student who was brutally shot and raped before going to the pozzetto restaurant in Bogotá and pwn 20 noobs more before police killed him.

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=== Rebellion against the feminazis ===

{{main|Marc Lépine}}

[[File:Marclepine.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The purple whores can't beat me.]]

December 6th, 1989: Not so incel, but almost. In [[Canada]], 14 wimminz were beaten out of the world in a college by a guy named <s>[[Deadname|Gamil Rodrigue Liass Gharbi]]</s> '''Marc Lépine''', who fought until [[An Hero|his death]] against feminism scum at the Montreal Polytechnical College.

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=== From failed date to assured slaughter ===

{{main|George Hennard}}

[[File:GeorgeJoHennard.jpg|thumb|left|150px|At least he could date a girl]]

October 16th, 1991: After he failed his date with a girl, after he told her about [[James Huberty]], copycated James in the Luby's cafeteria, ramming into, before he went into a shooting spree, killing 23 before he an heroed. At least this Incel specimen was able to have a date, even if it was [[Epic Fail|unsuccessful]].

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=== Nerd's revenge ===
{{main|Flemming Nielsen}}

[[File:Flemmingnielsen.png|thumb|left|150px|Correct, I never had any couple in my life]]

April 5th, 1994: 35-year-old Flemming Nielsen, a [[nerd]], armed with a sawed-off shotgun, pwned 2 noobs at the Aarhus university, in Denmark, before he [[An Hero|killed himself]]. This is the first incel attack in Europe.

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=== そして日本へ戻ります ===

{{main|Tomohiro Kato}}

[[File:TomohiroKato.jpg|thumb|left|150px|睦夫のことを思い出させてやる]]

June 8th, 2008: And back to [[Japan|Weeboistan]], where Tomohiro Kato, a hikikomori incel, crushed a truck into a mall. After that, he began a stabbing spree before police V& him after killing 7 and wounding 10. He got executed in 2022.

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=== No sex since 1990 ===

{{main|George Sodini}}

[[File:OIP (5) (1).jpeg|thumb|left|150px|The one who inspired Elliot]]

August 4, 2009: A 48-year-old by the name of George Sodini, armed with 2 pistols, shot up a gym because he hadn't have sex or girlfriend since 1990's, pwning 2 whores and wounding 9 before he an hero. Pam was the girl who had sex with George in his golden years.

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=== [[The Supreme Gentleman]], The creator ===

{{main|Elliot Rodger}}

[[File:SupremeGentlemanB%26W.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[Nice Guy]]: No female friends, no girlfriends, no sex...]]

May 23rd, 2014: This is when it all began. Elliot, a 22-year-old virgin and Jewtuber, whose goal was to find a girlfriend and, above all, to fuck, stabbed his three roommates, all chinks, to death, and then began the massacre through all Isla Vista, killing three people and wounding 14 before shooting himself. We all remember you, supreme gentleman, you were a before and after for the incels.

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=== The Unhappy Geezer ===

{{main|Ben Moynihan}}

[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|150px|I'm The Unhappy Geezer, I am, believe it!]]

Summer of 2014: A 17-year-old British teenager stabbed three women in Portsmouth, aged 20, 45, and 66 respectively, just because he hadn't had sex. He was arrested after giving the police a printed photo of his face with a note. What a retard!

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=== So long, Space robots ===

{{main|Chris Harper-Mercer}}

[[File:Oregon_cash.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Britfag, nigger and americunt. A strange combination]]

October 1st, 2015: A 26-year-old Murican-britfag, sperg out at the Umpqua Community college before an hero. This guy was one of the starters of the [[Beta Uprising]], via [[Pepe]] memes.

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=== The couch attack ===

{{main|William Atchison}}

[[File:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg|thumb|left|150px|This EDiot got beat by a couch and an heroed.]]

December 7th, 2017: Our former [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|page]] Sysop, 21-year-old AlGore, sperged out at his former high school, pwning 2 spics before he an heroed by Glock mouthwash. Bill's motives were being a edgelord, having an awful job, being bullied at high school and not having a girlfriend. He even bullied a girl online and told her that he will [[surprise buttsex|rape]] her sister. The most important topic: <big>'''Couch'''</big>.

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=== Happy Valentine's day ===

{{main|Nikolas Cruz}}

[[File:Nikolas-cruz-selfie.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of an absolute [[Aspie|asspie]]]]

February 14th, 2018: On Valentine's day, a 19-year-old Autistic mutt & kike, sperg out in his school via school shooting before he got V&. Nik, used a rifle to kill 17 NPCs at a high school in Florida, making the [[old media]] to butthurt over it.

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=== No efforts! ===

{{main|Shuaiby}}

[[File:Shuaiby.gif|thumb|left|150px|Another idiot lefts the server]]

March 14, 2018: A 18-year-old [[tranny]], [[sand nigger]] and incel, [[An Hero|takes his own life]] by [[Shotgun mouthwash|shooting himself with a shotgun]] in a livestream. This pakistani lazy af incel, admired Elliot and planned to make a mass shooting, but, did no efforts and an heroed.

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=== The deadly van ===

{{main|Alek Minassian}}

[[File:Alek_Minassian.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Nobody thought this dude would sperg out with a van]]

April 23rd, 2018: An armenian-canuck, went <s>Ramadan</s> Virgin van man and killed 11 before being V& during a fake stand off. This guy left in his facebook a message praying for [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also calling [[4Chan]] a sergeant.

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=== Wigger rejected, school massacre incoming ===

{{main|Dimitrios Pagourtzis}}

[[File:DimitriosCropped.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Bi Wigga]]

May 18, 2018: 17-year-old greek-american wigger, an incel and after being rejected by {{Hover|a girl|Shana Fisher}} in his class, shots up his class, being this an art class, killing her and 9 other classmates and wounding 13 others before being V&. He did way better than his homophone, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], who wounded 3 in a school in Athens, Greece, but he an heroed, not like the wigger.

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=== Pakicel ===
{{main|Faisal Hussain}}

[[File:Faisalhussain2.png|thumb|left|150px|What kind of hair even is this]]

July 22, 2018: Just a few months after Alek's attack, some [[sandnigger]] named Faisal Hussain copied him by taking his brother's .40 Pistol and shooting random women on the street. In addition to the typical [[ISIS]] worship, he had a copy of Elliot's manifesto on his phone.

{{Clear}}

=== The harasser ===

{{main|Scott Beierle}}

[[File:Beierle.png|thumb|left|150px|IRL 40-year-old virgin]]

November 2nd, 2018: A 40-year-old perv and former soldier shot up a [[Sex|Hot]] yoga salloon in Tallahassee, Florida, wiping out 2 women before he an heroed. The perpetrator, glorified [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also was reported by a woman because he grabbed her ass on 2012 and 2016.

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=== Hikikomori incels strike again ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RyuichiI.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Ryuichi in happier times]]

May 28th, 2019: A 51-year-old Hikikomori incel, '''Ryuichi Iwasaki''' stabbed multiple people at a bus stop near a private [[Natalie Rupnow|catholic school]] in Kawasaki, [[Japan|Weeboistan]], killing 2 before he an heroed by cutting his throat off. Ryuichi, had also several disputes with his neighbours, his parents and was unemployed like all of the Hikikomoris in there.

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=== 2019 FOTY ===

{{main|Brian Isaack Clyde}}

[[File:Brian-Issack-Clyde.png|thumb|left|150px|Did worse than [[Asa Coon|Coon]]]]

June 17, 2019: Again in [[America|Dumbfuckistan]]. 22-year-old armyfag, sperg out near a goverment building, just wounding 1 NPC before being shot down by the pigs. He dressed cool, but never scored.

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=== Butchering the E-Girl ===

{{main|Brandon Clark}}

[[File:BrandonRogel.png|thumb|left|150px|For the last time. IM NOT MANGELROGEL!]]

July 14th, 2019: [[Ecsty|Bianca Devins]], a 17-year-old [[Whore|E-Girl]], was killed after a concert, by getting her throat sliced. She died at the hospital the next morning. The 21-year-old killer, Brandon, tried also to do the same to himself, failing and being treated at the hospital, where he, after getting out, was V&. Brandon actually taught us a lesson on [[stalking|simping]] girls: If you simp the "queen", she will get [[Kill|dethroned]] by Incels.

{{Clear}}

=== Tinfoil hat kraut's amoklauf ===

{{main|Tobias Rathjen}}

[[File:TobiasR2.png|thumb|left|150px|Mind control]]

February 19th, 2020: Coronavirus in Europe begins to spread, but a 43-year-old tinfoil hat schizo and incel, in Germany, wents [[Sonboly]] in his town, killing 9 NPCs before he killed his mother and himself. Also, he claimed that Jurgen Klopp copied him and other conspiracy bullshit he complaint about.

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=== Happy endings are over ===

{{main|Oguzhan Sert}}

[[File:Oguzhan Sert.png|thumb|left|150px|Your Minecraft skin, sir]]

February 24th, 2020: We didn't wait too much for another [[virgin with rage]] attack. This time, Oguzhan Sert, a [[Ben Moynihan|17-year-old]] brainwashed teen, with Incel ideologies, attacked with machete in hand a [[Handjob|erotic]] spa in Toronto, Canada, claiming the life of Ashley Noell Arzaga, a 24-year-old [[whore|worker]] of the spa and wounding the owner, which surprisingly wasn't armed, like any owner of erotic places. The owner attacked him back in the back and seriously wounded him before Oguzhan was V&. Maybe videogames would help you, Pixel boy.

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=== Poser spic goes postal ===

{{main|Armando Hernandez Jr.}}

[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|thumb|left|150px|The dramaqueen in question]]

May 20th, 2020: Again in America. An incel spic, used a rifle to commit a mall shooting in Arizona, before being V&. He only managed to wound 3 frags, being an absolute failure.

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=== Never Goon ===
{{main|Robert Aaron Long}}

[[File:robert-aaron-long-mugshot.jpg|thumb|left|150px|With that beard no wonder why he shot a bunch of people]]

March 16, 2021: Some deranged 21-year-old fap addict and [[evangelical]] Christian named Robert Aaron Long took action against muh evil porn industry (instead of doing anything about his abysmal self-control) by buying a trashy [[Turkish]] pistol and shooting some [[gooks]] at erotic spas. While there's no proof Robert was inspired by Elliot in any way, he claimed he wanted to help other men with sex addiction, and almost all of his victims were women.

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=== Professor Waffle teaches you a lesson ===

{{main|Jake Davison}}

[[File:JakeDavisonRateMeVerif.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Rate him in the ugly score]]

August 12th, 2021: A 22-year-old ADHD and Aspie, spergs out in the name of Ben and Elliot in Plymouth, UK, killing his mother and 4 others before he an heroed. Professor Waffle also, had a Youtube channel where he was complaining on him not getting laid and teaching his viewers about the [[Shit nobody cares about|Black Pill]].

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=== WrathOfMan22 goes for the high score ===

{{main|Ethan Miller}}

[[File:EthanMillerSelfie.png|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[loser|loner]]]]

August 28th, 2022: Some [[Columbiner]] and 20-year-old grocery employee, '''Ethan Blair Miller''', went nuts at the Bend safeway in Bend, Oregon, armed with a shotgun. After killing 2 people ([[Epic fail|one of those killed wounded Ethan with a plastic knife]]) and wounding 2 other, Ethan, cornered by police, decides to [[an hero]] via Shotgun mouthwash. Ethan also fell in love with "a girl that doesn't belong in this world", possibly being his only female friend that killed himself to not see his ugly face.

{{clear}}

=== The Nazi spic ===

{{main|Mauricio Martinez Garcia}}

[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|thumb|left|150px|Man, I took it with a [[whore|hooter waitress]]]]

May 6th, 2023: 33-year-old spic and former security guard, armed with a rifle, entered a mall in texas and killed 8 people before he was killed by the pigs. Mauricio was also a [[spic|nazi]] and a [[Nigger|white supremacist]], all self proclaimed.

{{clear}}

=== Cuckombian's revenge ===

{{main|Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz‎}}

[[File:Cristian camilo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|2023 FOTY?]]

May 13th, 2023: Days after Mauricio's rampage, in Latinamerica, a colombian incel shot up a mall in Culombia, by the name of Unicentro, killing 1 his girlfriend before he an heroed. This was an example of an incel with a girlfriend AND EVEN FUCKING KIDS. He got wet and has a girlfriend, so, why do you have to kill her? Possibly a FOTY nominee of 2023 because he did worse than [[Nathaniel Jouett]]

{{clear}}

=== El Incel pendejo de Guadalajara ===

{{main|Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz}}

[[File:Gabriel_The_Retarded.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Im going to be the next [[Suzano school shooting|Guilherme Taucci]], you fuckers]]

March 6th, 2024: 20-year-old student, using the classical '''SIEGE mask™''', killed a woman at a motel and then sperg out in the UTEG university, wiping out 2 wimminz and wounding another one before being V&. Luckily, he an heroed in prison in August 5th, 2024.

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=== Turkroach does it right ===

{{main|Semih Çelik}}

[[File:Semih Çelik.png|thumb|left|150px|The Turkroach Richard Ramirez lookalike who beat [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]].]]

October 4th, 2024: 2 months after Arda's knife chimpout in Eskişehir, fellow Turkroach Semih Çelik embarked on a more successful stabbing spree, killing 2 women and throwing one of their heads at her mom from the top of the Walls of Constantinople, then an heroing by jumping off. Both of the women he killed were his exes, making him a fakecel and an [[attention whore]].

<center>
<gallery>
File:SemihC0.png|Semih in action
File:HalilandUzner.jpg|The 2 victims of <s>Richard Ramirez</s>... I mean Semih Çelik
File:SemihC.png|And secretly being [[YandereDev]]
</gallery>
</center>

{{clear}}

=== Slovak school knifer ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:SamuelS.png|thumb|left|150px|His stare says it all]]

January 16th, 2025:18-year-old student Samuel Straško, wearing a balaclava, armed with a tacticool knife and dressed all in black, entered the local school in Spišská Stará Ves, Slovakia and stabbed the assistant principal at the office, killing her. Then, he chased a female classmate, who first was wounded, but after he wounded another student who tried to defend her, she fled from Samuel, but Samuel was faster than her and was stabbed to death by him. Samuel hided for an hour in a nearby forest and he was arrested. Samuel, wasn't an incel at all, because he never wanted to get a girlfriend but he hated every women since the pandemic, for unknown reasons. he even punch one of them in 2021, receiving 4 month in prison and being b& from school. Maybe its your second time in prison, you batshit insane.

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=== Niggercel ===

{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|thumb|left|150px|We all now what it finally [[an hero|became]]]]

January 22nd, 2025: 17-year-old [[Nigger]][[incel|cel]] and [[Tarrant kid]], shot up his school in [[Audrey Hale|Nashville]], killing a spic slut and wounding another student before becoming [[an hero]] via 9mm brainwash. This nigger was also a [[Skibidi Toilet]] fan and also claimed being a [[Virgin|sigma male]] school shooter.

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=== The country of love, not so loving anymore ===

{{main|Justin Adar Polat}}

[[File:JustinAdarPolat.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Justin, a [[Arda Küçükyetim|Turkroach]]-[[Eric Borel|frenchie]] incel]]

April 24th, 2025: And you thought that in the [[France|land]] [[Italy|of love]], all boys had girlfriends. Well, that's not the case. '''Justin Adar Polat''', 15-year-old student from Nantes, rejected by his crush ([[Powerword]] - Lorène) and branded as an incel on several occasions, knife-raeped to death Lorène, after rejecting him, by 57 stab wounds and attacked and injured three other classmates before getting to V& by the pigs. Justin is the [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] of France, but instead of firearms he used a knife. Notice that his appearance was not very well-kept either, to be honest. Also, Justin was islamophobic [[fail|(despite having turkroach nationality)]] and had [[Neo Nazi|Nazi sympathies]], being this the motive why Lorène and any other female classmate didn't want to fuck with him.

<center>
<gallery>
File:JustinDWI.png|[[DEAL WITH IT|FAIS AVEC]], FILLES
File:JustinPolatHD.jpeg|HD Photo and bigger
File:JustinCLui.jpeg|Its him, in french
File:Laurene-victim-Justin.png|stabbed 57 times this hoe because she rejected Justin. Also Justin aimed too high for a girlfriend
File:Lorenewhore.jpeg|
File:LoreneMemorial.jpg|RIP, whore!
LoreneAI.jpeg|Was it really necessary to use AI to pay homage to Loréne?
File:Lorene.jpeg|Blurred
File:LoreneWhore1.png|Again Blurred
File:JustinPicMix.gif|Pic Mix of Justin
File:BlackOps2Cel.jpg|This is him now. Feel old yet?
</gallery>
</center>

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=== The Scandinavian cold ===

{{main|Alex Mäkinen}}

[[File:AlexMakinen.png|thumb|left|150px|And in the country of [[Pekka Eric Auvinen|Pekka]] and [[Mr. Saari|Matti]], another challenger appears]]

May 20th, 2025: Exactly the first anniversary of our loser, [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s V& by the pigs. Now, let's move to Pirkkala, a city in Finland, where 16-year-old '''Alex Mäkinen''' attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his crappy knife while filming, before V& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser.

<center>
<gallery>
File:AlexMKnife.jpeg|Le knife
File:AlexMPacking.jpg|Getting himself ready
</gallery>
</center>
{{clear}}

=== Get V& LOL ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|150px|Who are you?]]

July 2nd, 2025: Back again in [[France]], where a 18-year-old Justin Polat disciple named Timoty G., thought that France wasn't the country of love and planned his incel rebellion against femoids. Sadly, his knife party plans were [[rekt|dested]] by the pigs and was V& for making internet threats. Surprisingly, he allegedly wanted to become the second Justin Polat, and was arrested near a school in Saint-Etienne . Next time, don't tell people about your amoklauf plans, or [[Fail|police will arrest you]].

{{clear}}

=== For my waifu! ===

{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|You are only 16, brat. Why do you care about fictional love in hell?]]

September 10th, 2025: And yet again in America, where a 16-year-old kid, armed with a snubnosed revolver with the sticker of his waifu, [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Sayori]], and a boring [[SIEGE™ Mask]], shot and wounded 2 students before one of them wounded himself, and [[Asdfmovie|Desmond the Moon Bear]] killed himself via revolver mouthwash. He had a [[Supreme Gentleman]] PfP on [[TikTok]]. Anyways, he did the shooting for his waifu, to see if he gets laid by Sayori in hell.

{{clear}}

=== YOU FAIL IN MEXICO ===
{{main|Lex Ashton}}

[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Te pareces a un payaso]]

On September 22, 2025, '''Lex Ashton'''{{Incel}} failed at a mass stabbing in [[Mexico]]

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=== "Soda boku ga kira da" ===
{{main|Lum Chin Hao}}

[[File:Lian Xuan.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Lum, after failing]]

On October 14, 2025, '''Lum Chin Hao'''{{Columbiner}}{{Incel}} stabbed up his school for revenge. Ended up killing one girl before getting tackled.

{{clear}}
=== Disqualified ===

Those who didn't fit the standards, are here. Some of them are examples of what isn't an Incel and what it is.

* [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], the 2009 Athens school shooter and [[Cho Seung Hui]], the Virginia Tech murderer. Rejected by women, but never said they want revenge on them. Cho even wanted to kill himself after he was rejected.
* [[Dylan Klebold]], one of the Columbine killers. Expressed that women was only a interested being, BUT THAT SHIT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN THAT HE HATED WOMEN.
* Fabian Vidar Cederholm, the 2022 Malmö Laatinskola stabber. Killed 2 women with an axe. He was buff and only searched a bit on misogynist terrorists like [[Alek Minassian]], [[Elliot Rodger]] and [[Marc Lépine]].
* Gatis Lagzdins, the 2006 ventspils school stabber. Praised by a part of the Incel community, but he never expressed himself as an Incel.
* [[L.G.Ch.D.]], the 2025 Delicias school attacker. Disqualified for being a girl. ONLY MEN!!!.
* Luke Woodham, the Pearl High school shooter. Aimed also for girls, but he wasn't an incel. He was just a bullied fat kid at school.
* [[Natalie Rupnow]], the Abundant Life school shooter. Again, WOMENS AREN'T INCLUDED.
* [[Randy Stair]], the 2017 Weiss market shooter. Being in love with a fictional character doesn't mean you are an Incel.
* Richard Durn, the Nantes 2002 shooter. Never having a girlfriend in the entire life doesn't directly mean Incel, unless he worries about his romantic relationships. In this case, Durn was worried about politics and his own mental state.
* [[Thomas Crooks]], the 2024 trump attempted killer. Being ugly doesn't mean you are an [[Incel]], just a ogre-faced dude.
* [[Tim Kretschmer]], the 2009 Winnenden shooter. Killed mostly girls, but it doesn't mean that he was an Incel.

{{clear}}

== High score list ==

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Mutsuo Toi]]
| 30
| 3
| Y
| 1938
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elias Delgado]]
| 29
| 12
| N (Killed by police)
| 1986
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| Carmageddon, FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Nikolas Cruz]]
| 17
| 17
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Marc Lepine]]
| 14
| 14
| Y
| 1989
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]
| 10
| 13
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]]
| [[Tobias Rathjen]]
| 10
| 5
| Y
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
| 9
| 8
| Y
| 2015
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Mauricio Garcia]]
| 8
| 7
| N (Killed by police)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Aaron Long]]
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Kato]]
| 7
| 10
| N (Executed in 2022)
| 2008
| Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Elliot Rodger]]
| 6
| 14
| Y
| 2014
| FPS, Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Jake Davison]]
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Benjamin Smith]]
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1966
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
| 3
| 1
| Y (In prison)
| 2024
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| Ryuichi Iwasaki
| 2
| 18
| Y
| 2019
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Faisal Hussain]]
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Sodini]]
| 2
| 9
| Y
| 2009
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Robert Poulin]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 1975
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Rapelay
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Scott Paul Beierle]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|Denmark]]
| [[Flemming Nielsen]]
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 1994
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Ethan Miller]]
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|Slovakia]]
| Samuel Straško
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|Turkey]]
| [[Semih Çelik]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| [[Justin Adar Polat]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Oguzhan Sert]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2020
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Lex Ashton]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brandon Clark]]
| 1
| 0
| N (Attempted)
| 2019
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|Malaysia]]
| [[Lum Chin Hao]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]]
| [[Alex Mäkinen]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| 0
| 3 (2 by Holly)
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| 1
| N (Killed by police)
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Shuaib Aslam]]
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| Timoty G.
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'slash
|}}}
</center>

== How to detect a Misogynist terrorist ==

This is how you know if a man is incel (allergic to women, fear to rejection and virginity)

* Most notable
** Glorifies [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
** Rejected by girls
** Never had a female friend in his life
** Always throwing shit (verbally talking) to girls for not having a relationship with him or maybe because natural selection wanted him to be mysoginist.
** Envious on people's sexual advancements
** "Take the black pill", "Take the Red pill", "Go ER"... Incel detected!

* Difficult to know
** Is a [[764]] member or was groomed by them
** Doesn't know the experience of sex or having a girlfriend
** They only receive compliments from their mother or family
** Has some kind of weird, common or even disgusting fetish
** They never put a condom, even if they were practising with a pillow
** They fucked inanimate things, like plushies, pillows or [[Gay|themselves]]

* Almost undetectable
** Has [[Asperger's Syndrome]] or [[Autism]]
** Porn addiction
** [[Nice Guys]] but at the same time, selfish.

== Misogynist Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
File:DavidRodger.png
File:Elliot_GTA.jpg|How they think they look
File:Elliotdddfaggot003.jpg|X2
File:Ben17YearOldVirgin.jpg|How they actually look/are
File:ElliotAnHero.jpg|[[An Hero|How they end up]] if they don't have a girlfriend
File:MutsuoAnHero.png|X2
File:Elliot_never_scored.jpg
File:William Atchison never scored.jpg
File:BenMScored.png
File:AlekNeverScored.png|[[Evil|>:)]]
File:Elliot_VIP.jpg|[[Tryhard|Try]][[Incel|cel]]
</gallery>
</center>

== See also ==

* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]] - Similar people with similar endings
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]] - More Similar people with other plans
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Tarrantulas]] - Page structure inspiration.
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
* [[Incelcore]]
* [[Incel]]
* [[Beta Uprising]] - The military movement

== External links ==

* {{Wikilink|Misogynist_terrorism|TOW coverage}}
* {{WPD|h/social/post/187665/all-incel-related-attacks-effort-post|WPD coverage}} ([[Fail|doesn't have any of the pre-Rodger ones except Marc Lépine]])

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<td>[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|100px|link=Ben Moynihan]]</td>
<td style="color:#803e37;">Misogynist terrorists are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[The Supreme Gentleman]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Ben Moynihan|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Brian Isaack Clyde|Clyde]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|May 21, 1938 - Until the world's end}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 153, injured 184}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|13th, 16th, 24th and 41st]] (Mutsuo, Elías, George and Nikolas), No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Alek, Tomohiro) Hack'N'Slash (Ben, Justin, Ryuichi, Lum) FPS (Elliot, Marc, George...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Elliot, Mutsuo, Jake, William...) No (Ben, Alek, Nikolas, Tomohiro...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Not having a Girlfriend, not getting laid, being still virgin and [[Asperger's Syndrome]]}}
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'''{{Glowtext|Misogynist terrorism}}''' or also called as '''Incel Terrorism''', '''Supreme Gentelmanry''' or '''Whore Slaughtering''', is a type of terrorism caused by people who can't get laid or haven't got any girlfriend, or even female friend in their lives due to their lack of social skills. Most of them have [[Autism]] or [[Asperger's Syndrome]], being this the cause of the lack of social skills and being forever alone. Most of the incels got rejected by some girl in the past, leading this psychological domino effect to a rampage. The azn type, Hikikomori, are the worst part, being [[neets]] and [[basement dweller|people locked up in their rooms]] at the same time, while being crying on why they didn't get laid or even why they didn't have a job.

== Understanding Misogynist terrorists ==

To understand one of these incel specimens, who have gone far, we must keep in mind that most are [[Autism|autistic]] and manage their emotions with the tip of their [[Cock|penis]]. There are cases in which the perpetrator was simply rejected by girl and began his hatred of women and total misanthropy, but there are others in which the perpetrator literally don't give a fuck and only decides to do it [[IDIFTL|for the Lulz]]. In the case of others, they decide because they have no female companion who truly loves them, except for [[your mother|their family members]], and they become so depressed. A few paragraphs ago it was mentioned that they have autism, [[amirite]]? Well, [[autism]] and [[Asperger's]] are mental disorders that isolate them socially in their world, especially from the female gender, causing them to barely have any friends, specially female ones. The lucky ones manage to have friends and sex, but that's only in Sodini and Camilo's case. All incels live in a dystopia, where they see "whores" with "douchebags", for them, NPCs and complain on why they can't fuck any pussy.

== How it all came ==

No, this didn't start when [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] went crazy. It all started in Japan, with a famous ninja named [[Mutsuo Toi]].

=== The Ninja Massacre ===

{{main|Mutsuo Toi}}

[[File:Mutsuo-toi.jpg|thumb|left|150px|I'm a ninja, believe it.]]

May 21st, 1938:The first incel in [[Japan]], who couldn't get laid in Yobai, because of Tuberculosis, grabbed his weapons, an axe, a katana and a shotgun, started executing girls and massacring an entire village, Tsuyama, until he got tired and became [[an hero]]. 30 killed and 3 frags survived in his Ninjutsu rebellion. Mutsuo was [[an hero|an]] [[incel]] before [[Elliot Rodger|dumbfuckistanis]] made it cool.

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=== Robert's got a quick hand ===

{{main|Robert Benjamin Smith}}

[[File:Bobby_cute.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Look at me, girls. I'm the [[No|perfect]] [[Supreme Gentleman|gentleman]]!]]

November 12, 1966: Robert, using a knife and a .22 caliber gun, shot up some beauty school full of [[whores]], pwning 5, including a toddler, before being V& after [[pussy|surrendering]].

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=== He'll look around the room, but won't tell you his plan ===

{{main|Robert Poulin}}

[[File:Robert_poulin.png|thumb|left|150px|[[Fact|He still died a virgin because rape doesn't count.]]]]

October 27, 1975: Somewhere in Canada. Another guy named Robert, decided to go Pumped Up Kicks at his school. He first killed a [[negress]] from Sri Lanka and UK in the basement of his home, by the name of Kim Rabot and also [[ræp|raped]] her black ass until her pussy turned into a paste, before he stabbed her to death. After Kim's death, he went to school to continue the rampage. At a [[xtian]] class, he opened fire, killing a student who tried to [[Stephan Balliet|cuck him with a door]], and left 5 other students wounded before he an heroed via shotgun mouthwash. He was the first nerdy incel, before [[Flemming Nielsen|The dansk nerd]], [[Kato|ワパニーズオタク]], [[Chris Harper-Mercer|The Space Robot nerd]] and Justin le Nerd franco-turkroach.

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=== El Caballero Supremo ===
{{main|Campo Elías Delgado}}

[[File:Campo_Elias_Delgado.jpg|thumb|left|150px|First Latinamerican incel]]

December 4th, 1986: A cuckombian english teacher, killed 9 in his apartment building, including 1 girl/student who was brutally shot and raped before going to the pozzetto restaurant in Bogotá and pwn 20 noobs more before police killed him.

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=== Rebellion against the feminazis ===

{{main|Marc Lépine}}

[[File:Marclepine.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The purple whores can't beat me.]]

December 6th, 1989: Not so incel, but almost. In [[Canada]], 14 wimminz were beaten out of the world in a college by a guy named <s>[[Deadname|Gamil Rodrigue Liass Gharbi]]</s> '''Marc Lépine''', who fought until [[An Hero|his death]] against feminism scum at the Montreal Polytechnical College.

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=== From failed date to assured slaughter ===

{{main|George Hennard}}

[[File:GeorgeJoHennard.jpg|thumb|left|150px|At least he could date a girl]]

October 16th, 1991: After he failed his date with a girl, after he told her about [[James Huberty]], copycated James in the Luby's cafeteria, ramming into, before he went into a shooting spree, killing 23 before he an heroed. At least this Incel specimen was able to have a date, even if it was [[Epic Fail|unsuccessful]].

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=== Nerd's revenge ===
{{main|Flemming Nielsen}}

[[File:Flemmingnielsen.png|thumb|left|150px|Correct, I never had any couple in my life]]

April 5th, 1994: 35-year-old Flemming Nielsen, a [[nerd]], armed with a sawed-off shotgun, pwned 2 noobs at the Aarhus university, in Denmark, before he [[An Hero|killed himself]]. This is the first incel attack in Europe.

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=== そして日本へ戻ります ===

{{main|Tomohiro Kato}}

[[File:TomohiroKato.jpg|thumb|left|150px|睦夫のことを思い出させてやる]]

June 8th, 2008: And back to [[Japan|Weeboistan]], where Tomohiro Kato, a hikikomori incel, crushed a truck into a mall. After that, he began a stabbing spree before police V& him after killing 7 and wounding 10. He got executed in 2022.

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=== No sex since 1990 ===

{{main|George Sodini}}

[[File:OIP (5) (1).jpeg|thumb|left|150px|The one who inspired Elliot]]

August 4, 2009: A 48-year-old by the name of George Sodini, armed with 2 pistols, shot up a gym because he hadn't have sex or girlfriend since 1990's, pwning 2 whores and wounding 9 before he an hero. Pam was the girl who had sex with George in his golden years.

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=== [[The Supreme Gentleman]], The creator ===

{{main|Elliot Rodger}}

[[File:SupremeGentlemanB%26W.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[Nice Guy]]: No female friends, no girlfriends, no sex...]]

May 23rd, 2014: This is when it all began. Elliot, a 22-year-old virgin and Jewtuber, whose goal was to find a girlfriend and, above all, to fuck, stabbed his three roommates, all chinks, to death, and then began the massacre through all Isla Vista, killing three people and wounding 14 before shooting himself. We all remember you, supreme gentleman, you were a before and after for the incels.

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=== The Unhappy Geezer ===

{{main|Ben Moynihan}}

[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|150px|I'm The Unhappy Geezer, I am, believe it!]]

Summer of 2014: A 17-year-old British teenager stabbed three women in Portsmouth, aged 20, 45, and 66 respectively, just because he hadn't had sex. He was arrested after giving the police a printed photo of his face with a note. What a retard!

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=== So long, Space robots ===

{{main|Chris Harper-Mercer}}

[[File:Oregon_cash.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Britfag, nigger and americunt. A strange combination]]

October 1st, 2015: A 26-year-old Murican-britfag, sperg out at the Umpqua Community college before an hero. This guy was one of the starters of the [[Beta Uprising]], via [[Pepe]] memes.

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=== The couch attack ===

{{main|William Atchison}}

[[File:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg|thumb|left|150px|This EDiot got beat by a couch and an heroed.]]

December 7th, 2017: Our former [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|page]] Sysop, 21-year-old AlGore, sperged out at his former high school, pwning 2 spics before he an heroed by Glock mouthwash. Bill's motives were being a edgelord, having an awful job, being bullied at high school and not having a girlfriend. He even bullied a girl online and told her that he will [[surprise buttsex|rape]] her sister. The most important topic: <big>'''Couch'''</big>.

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=== Happy Valentine's day ===

{{main|Nikolas Cruz}}

[[File:Nikolas-cruz-selfie.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of an absolute [[Aspie|asspie]]]]

February 14th, 2018: On Valentine's day, a 19-year-old Autistic mutt & kike, sperg out in his school via school shooting before he got V&. Nik, used a rifle to kill 17 NPCs at a high school in Florida, making the [[old media]] to butthurt over it.

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=== No efforts! ===

{{main|Shuaiby}}

[[File:Shuaiby.gif|thumb|left|150px|Another idiot lefts the server]]

March 14, 2018: A 18-year-old [[tranny]], [[sand nigger]] and incel, [[An Hero|takes his own life]] by [[Shotgun mouthwash|shooting himself with a shotgun]] in a livestream. This pakistani lazy af incel, admired Elliot and planned to make a mass shooting, but, did no efforts and an heroed.

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=== The deadly van ===

{{main|Alek Minassian}}

[[File:Alek_Minassian.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Nobody thought this dude would sperg out with a van]]

April 23rd, 2018: An armenian-canuck, went <s>Ramadan</s> Virgin van man and killed 11 before being V& during a fake stand off. This guy left in his facebook a message praying for [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also calling [[4Chan]] a sergeant.

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=== Wigger rejected, school massacre incoming ===

{{main|Dimitrios Pagourtzis}}

[[File:DimitriosCropped.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Bi Wigga]]

May 18, 2018: 17-year-old greek-american wigger, an incel and after being rejected by {{Hover|a girl|Shana Fisher}} in his class, shots up his class, being this an art class, killing her and 9 other classmates and wounding 13 others before being V&. He did way better than his homophone, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], who wounded 3 in a school in Athens, Greece, but he an heroed, not like the wigger.

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=== Pakicel ===
{{main|Faisal Hussain}}

[[File:Faisalhussain2.png|thumb|left|150px|What kind of hair even is this]]

July 22, 2018: Just a few months after Alek's attack, some [[sandnigger]] named Faisal Hussain copied him by taking his brother's .40 Pistol and shooting random women on the street. In addition to the typical [[ISIS]] worship, he had a copy of Elliot's manifesto on his phone.

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=== The harasser ===

{{main|Scott Beierle}}

[[File:Beierle.png|thumb|left|150px|IRL 40-year-old virgin]]

November 2nd, 2018: A 40-year-old perv and former soldier shot up a [[Sex|Hot]] yoga salloon in Tallahassee, Florida, wiping out 2 women before he an heroed. The perpetrator, glorified [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also was reported by a woman because he grabbed her ass on 2012 and 2016.

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=== Hikikomori incels strike again ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RyuichiI.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Ryuichi in happier times]]

May 28th, 2019: A 51-year-old Hikikomori incel, '''Ryuichi Iwasaki''' stabbed multiple people at a bus stop near a private [[Natalie Rupnow|catholic school]] in Kawasaki, [[Japan|Weeboistan]], killing 2 before he an heroed by cutting his throat off. Ryuichi, had also several disputes with his neighbours, his parents and was unemployed like all of the Hikikomoris in there.

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=== 2019 FOTY ===

{{main|Brian Isaack Clyde}}

[[File:Brian-Issack-Clyde.png|thumb|left|150px|Did worse than [[Asa Coon|Coon]]]]

June 17, 2019: Again in [[America|Dumbfuckistan]]. 22-year-old armyfag, sperg out near a goverment building, just wounding 1 NPC before being shot down by the pigs. He dressed cool, but never scored.

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=== Butchering the E-Girl ===

{{main|Brandon Clark}}

[[File:BrandonRogel.png|thumb|left|150px|For the last time. IM NOT MANGELROGEL!]]

July 14th, 2019: [[Ecsty|Bianca Devins]], a 17-year-old [[Whore|E-Girl]], was killed after a concert, by getting her throat sliced. She died at the hospital the next morning. The 21-year-old killer, Brandon, tried also to do the same to himself, failing and being treated at the hospital, where he, after getting out, was V&. Brandon actually taught us a lesson on [[stalking|simping]] girls: If you simp the "queen", she will get [[Kill|dethroned]] by Incels.

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=== Tinfoil hat kraut's amoklauf ===

{{main|Tobias Rathjen}}

[[File:TobiasR2.png|thumb|left|150px|Mind control]]

February 19th, 2020: Coronavirus in Europe begins to spread, but a 43-year-old tinfoil hat schizo and incel, in Germany, wents [[Sonboly]] in his town, killing 9 NPCs before he killed his mother and himself. Also, he claimed that Jurgen Klopp copied him and other conspiracy bullshit he complaint about.

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=== Happy endings are over ===

{{main|Oguzhan Sert}}

[[File:Oguzhan Sert.png|thumb|left|150px|Your Minecraft skin, sir]]

February 24th, 2020: We didn't wait too much for another [[virgin with rage]] attack. This time, Oguzhan Sert, a [[Ben Moynihan|17-year-old]] brainwashed teen, with Incel ideologies, attacked with machete in hand a [[Handjob|erotic]] spa in Toronto, Canada, claiming the life of Ashley Noell Arzaga, a 24-year-old [[whore|worker]] of the spa and wounding the owner, which surprisingly wasn't armed, like any owner of erotic places. The owner attacked him back in the back and seriously wounded him before Oguzhan was V&. Maybe videogames would help you, Pixel boy.

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=== Poser spic goes postal ===

{{main|Armando Hernandez Jr.}}

[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|thumb|left|150px|The dramaqueen in question]]

May 20th, 2020: Again in America. An incel spic, used a rifle to commit a mall shooting in Arizona, before being V&. He only managed to wound 3 frags, being an absolute failure.

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=== Never Goon ===
{{main|Robert Aaron Long}}

[[File:robert-aaron-long-mugshot.jpg|thumb|left|150px|With that beard no wonder why he shot a bunch of people]]

March 16, 2021: Some deranged 21-year-old fap addict and [[evangelical]] Christian named Robert Aaron Long took action against muh evil porn industry (instead of doing anything about his abysmal self-control) by buying a trashy [[Turkish]] pistol and shooting some [[gooks]] at erotic spas. While there's no proof Robert was inspired by Elliot in any way, he claimed he wanted to help other men with sex addiction, and almost all of his victims were women.

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=== Professor Waffle teaches you a lesson ===

{{main|Jake Davison}}

[[File:JakeDavisonRateMeVerif.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Rate him in the ugly score]]

August 12th, 2021: A 22-year-old ADHD and Aspie, spergs out in the name of Ben and Elliot in Plymouth, UK, killing his mother and 4 others before he an heroed. Professor Waffle also, had a Youtube channel where he was complaining on him not getting laid and teaching his viewers about the [[Shit nobody cares about|Black Pill]].

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=== WrathOfMan22 goes for the high score ===

{{main|Ethan Miller}}

[[File:EthanMillerSelfie.png|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[loser|loner]]]]

August 28th, 2022: Some [[Columbiner]] and 20-year-old grocery employee, '''Ethan Blair Miller''', went nuts at the Bend safeway in Bend, Oregon, armed with a shotgun. After killing 2 people ([[Epic fail|one of those killed wounded Ethan with a plastic knife]]) and wounding 2 other, Ethan, cornered by police, decides to [[an hero]] via Shotgun mouthwash. Ethan also fell in love with "a girl that doesn't belong in this world", possibly being his only female friend that killed himself to not see his ugly face.

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=== The Nazi spic ===

{{main|Mauricio Martinez Garcia}}

[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|thumb|left|150px|Man, I took it with a [[whore|hooter waitress]]]]

May 6th, 2023: 33-year-old spic and former security guard, armed with a rifle, entered a mall in texas and killed 8 people before he was killed by the pigs. Mauricio was also a [[spic|nazi]] and a [[Nigger|white supremacist]], all self proclaimed.

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=== Cuckombian's revenge ===

{{main|Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz‎}}

[[File:Cristian camilo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|2023 FOTY?]]

May 13th, 2023: Days after Mauricio's rampage, in Latinamerica, a colombian incel shot up a mall in Culombia, by the name of Unicentro, killing 1 his girlfriend before he an heroed. This was an example of an incel with a girlfriend AND EVEN FUCKING KIDS. He got wet and has a girlfriend, so, why do you have to kill her? Possibly a FOTY nominee of 2023 because he did worse than [[Nathaniel Jouett]]

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=== El Incel pendejo de Guadalajara ===

{{main|Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz}}

[[File:Gabriel_The_Retarded.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Im going to be the next [[Suzano school shooting|Guilherme Taucci]], you fuckers]]

March 6th, 2024: 20-year-old student, using the classical '''SIEGE mask™''', killed a woman at a motel and then sperg out in the UTEG university, wiping out 2 wimminz and wounding another one before being V&. Luckily, he an heroed in prison in August 5th, 2024.

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=== Turkroach does it right ===

{{main|Semih Çelik}}

[[File:Semih Çelik.png|thumb|left|150px|The Turkroach Richard Ramirez lookalike who beat [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]].]]

October 4th, 2024: 2 months after Arda's knife chimpout in Eskişehir, fellow Turkroach Semih Çelik embarked on a more successful stabbing spree, killing 2 women and throwing one of their heads at her mom from the top of the Walls of Constantinople, then an heroing by jumping off. Both of the women he killed were his exes, making him a fakecel and an [[attention whore]].

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File:SemihC0.png|Semih in action
File:HalilandUzner.jpg|The 2 victims of <s>Richard Ramirez</s>... I mean Semih Çelik
File:SemihC.png|And secretly being [[YandereDev]]
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=== Slovak school knifer ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:SamuelS.png|thumb|left|150px|His stare says it all]]

January 16th, 2025:18-year-old student Samuel Straško, wearing a balaclava, armed with a tacticool knife and dressed all in black, entered the local school in Spišská Stará Ves, Slovakia and stabbed the assistant principal at the office, killing her. Then, he chased a female classmate, who first was wounded, but after he wounded another student who tried to defend her, she fled from Samuel, but Samuel was faster than her and was stabbed to death by him. Samuel hided for an hour in a nearby forest and he was arrested. Samuel, wasn't an incel at all, because he never wanted to get a girlfriend but he hated every women since the pandemic, for unknown reasons. he even punch one of them in 2021, receiving 4 month in prison and being b& from school. Maybe its your second time in prison, you batshit insane.

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=== Niggercel ===

{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|thumb|left|150px|We all now what it finally [[an hero|became]]]]

January 22nd, 2025: 17-year-old [[Nigger]][[incel|cel]] and [[Tarrant kid]], shot up his school in [[Audrey Hale|Nashville]], killing a spic slut and wounding another student before becoming [[an hero]] via 9mm brainwash. This nigger was also a [[Skibidi Toilet]] fan and also claimed being a [[Virgin|sigma male]] school shooter.

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=== The country of love, not so loving anymore ===

{{main|Justin Adar Polat}}

[[File:JustinAdarPolat.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Justin, a [[Arda Küçükyetim|Turkroach]]-[[Eric Borel|frenchie]] incel]]

April 24th, 2025: And you thought that in the [[France|land]] [[Italy|of love]], all boys had girlfriends. Well, that's not the case. '''Justin Adar Polat''', 15-year-old student from Nantes, rejected by his crush ([[Powerword]] - Lorène) and branded as an incel on several occasions, knife-raeped to death Lorène, after rejecting him, by 57 stab wounds and attacked and injured three other classmates before getting to V& by the pigs. Justin is the [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] of France, but instead of firearms he used a knife. Notice that his appearance was not very well-kept either, to be honest. Also, Justin was islamophobic [[fail|(despite having turkroach nationality)]] and had [[Neo Nazi|Nazi sympathies]], being this the motive why Lorène and any other female classmate didn't want to fuck with him.

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File:JustinDWI.png|[[DEAL WITH IT|FAIS AVEC]], FILLES
File:JustinPolatHD.jpeg|HD Photo and bigger
File:JustinCLui.jpeg|Its him, in french
File:Laurene-victim-Justin.png|stabbed 57 times this hoe because she rejected Justin. Also Justin aimed too high for a girlfriend
File:Lorenewhore.jpeg|
File:LoreneMemorial.jpg|RIP, whore!
LoreneAI.jpeg|Was it really necessary to use AI to pay homage to Loréne?
File:Lorene.jpeg|Blurred
File:LoreneWhore1.png|Again Blurred
File:JustinPicMix.gif|Pic Mix of Justin
File:BlackOps2Cel.jpg|This is him now. Feel old yet?
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=== The Scandinavian cold ===

{{main|Alex Mäkinen}}

[[File:AlexMakinen.png|thumb|left|150px|And in the country of [[Pekka Eric Auvinen|Pekka]] and [[Mr. Saari|Matti]], another challenger appears]]

May 20th, 2025: Exactly the first anniversary of our loser, [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s V& by the pigs. Now, let's move to Pirkkala, a city in Finland, where 16-year-old '''Alex Mäkinen''' attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his crappy knife while filming, before V& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser.

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File:AlexMKnife.jpeg|Le knife
File:AlexMPacking.jpg|Getting himself ready
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=== Get V& LOL ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|150px|Who are you?]]

July 2nd, 2025: Back again in [[France]], where a 18-year-old Justin Polat disciple named Timoty G., thought that France wasn't the country of love and planned his incel rebellion against femoids. Sadly, his knife party plans were [[rekt|dested]] by the pigs and was V& for making internet threats. Surprisingly, he allegedly wanted to become the second Justin Polat, and was arrested near a school in Saint-Etienne . Next time, don't tell people about your amoklauf plans, or [[Fail|police will arrest you]].

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=== For my waifu! ===

{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|You are only 16, brat. Why do you care about fictional love in hell?]]

September 10th, 2025: And yet again in America, where a 16-year-old kid, armed with a snubnosed revolver with the sticker of his waifu, [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Sayori]], and a boring [[SIEGE™ Mask]], shot and wounded 2 students before one of them wounded himself, and [[Asdfmovie|Desmond the Moon Bear]] killed himself via revolver mouthwash. He had a [[Supreme Gentleman]] PfP on [[TikTok]]. Anyways, he did the shooting for his waifu, to see if he gets laid by Sayori in hell.

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=== YOU FAIL IN MEXICO ===
{{main|Lex Ashton}}

[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Te pareces a un payaso]]

On September 22, 2025, '''Lex Ashton'''{{Incel}} failed at a mass stabbing in [[Mexico]]

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=== "Soda boku ga kira da" ===
{{main|Lum Chin Hao}}

[[File:Lian Xuan.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Lum, after failing]]

On October 14, 2025, '''Lum Chin Hao'''{{Columbiner}}{{Incel}} stabbed up his school for revenge. Ended up killing one girl before getting tackled.

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=== Disqualified ===

Those who didn't fit the standards, are here. Some of them are examples of what isn't an Incel and what it is.

* [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], the 2009 Athens school shooter and [[Cho Seung Hui]], the Virginia Tech murderer. Rejected by women, but never said they want revenge on them. Cho even wanted to kill himself after he was rejected.
* [[Dylan Klebold]], one of the Columbine killers. Expressed that women was only a interested being, BUT THAT SHIT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN THAT HE HATED WOMEN.
* Fabian Vidar Cederholm, the 2022 Malmö Laatinskola stabber. Killed 2 women with an axe. He was buff and only searched a bit on misogynist terrorists like [[Alek Minassian]], [[Elliot Rodger]] and [[Marc Lépine]].
* Gatis Lagzdins, the 2006 ventspils school stabber. Praised by a part of the Incel community, but he never expressed himself as an Incel.
* [[L.G.Ch.D.]], the 2025 Delicias school attacker. Disqualified for being a girl. ONLY MEN!!!.
* Luke Woodham, the Pearl High school shooter. Aimed also for girls, but he wasn't an incel. He was just a bullied fat kid at school.
* [[Natalie Rupnow]], the Abundant Life school shooter. Again, WOMENS AREN'T INCLUDED.
* [[Randy Stair]], the 2017 Weiss market shooter. Being in love with a fictional character doesn't mean you are an Incel.
* Richard Durn, the Nantes 2002 shooter. Never having a girlfriend in the entire life doesn't directly mean Incel, unless he worries about his romantic relationships. In this case, Durn was worried about politics and his own mental state.
* [[Thomas Crooks]], the 2024 trump attempted killer. Being ugly doesn't mean you are an [[Incel]], just a ogre-faced dude.
* [[Tim Kretschmer]], the 2009 Winnenden shooter. Killed mostly girls, but it doesn't mean that he was an Incel.

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== High score list ==

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| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elias Delgado]]
| 29
| 12
| N (Killed by police)
| 1986
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| Carmageddon, FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Nikolas Cruz]]
| 17
| 17
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Marc Lepine]]
| 14
| 14
| Y
| 1989
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]
| 10
| 13
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]]
| [[Tobias Rathjen]]
| 10
| 5
| Y
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
| 9
| 8
| Y
| 2015
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Mauricio Garcia]]
| 8
| 7
| N (Killed by police)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Aaron Long]]
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Kato]]
| 7
| 10
| N (Executed in 2022)
| 2008
| Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Elliot Rodger]]
| 6
| 14
| Y
| 2014
| FPS, Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Jake Davison]]
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Benjamin Smith]]
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1966
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
| 3
| 1
| Y (In prison)
| 2024
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| Ryuichi Iwasaki
| 2
| 18
| Y
| 2019
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Faisal Hussain]]
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Sodini]]
| 2
| 9
| Y
| 2009
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Robert Poulin]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 1975
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Rapelay
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Scott Paul Beierle]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|Denmark]]
| [[Flemming Nielsen]]
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 1994
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Ethan Miller]]
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|Slovakia]]
| Samuel Straško
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|Turkey]]
| [[Semih Çelik]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| [[Justin Adar Polat]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Oguzhan Sert]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2020
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Lex Ashton]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brandon Clark]]
| 1
| 0
| N (Attempted)
| 2019
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|Malaysia]]
| [[Lum Chin Hao]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]]
| [[Alex Mäkinen]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| 0
| 3 (2 by Holly)
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| 1
| N (Killed by police)
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Shuaib Aslam]]
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| Timoty G.
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'slash
|}}}
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== How to detect a Misogynist terrorist ==

This is how you know if a man is incel (allergic to women, fear to rejection and virginity)

* Most notable
** Glorifies [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
** Rejected by girls
** Never had a female friend in his life
** Always throwing shit (verbally talking) to girls for not having a relationship with him or maybe because natural selection wanted him to be mysoginist.
** Envious on people's sexual advancements
** "Take the black pill", "Take the Red pill", "Go ER"... Incel detected!

* Difficult to know
** Is a [[764]] member or was groomed by them
** Doesn't know the experience of sex or having a girlfriend
** They only receive compliments from their mother or family
** Has some kind of weird, common or even disgusting fetish
** They never put a condom, even if they were practising with a pillow
** They fucked inanimate things, like plushies, pillows or [[Gay|themselves]]

* Almost undetectable
** Has [[Asperger's Syndrome]] or [[Autism]]
** Porn addiction
** [[Nice Guys]] but at the same time, selfish.

== Misogynist Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
File:DavidRodger.png
File:Elliot_GTA.jpg|How they think they look
File:Elliotdddfaggot003.jpg|X2
File:Ben17YearOldVirgin.jpg|How they actually look/are
File:ElliotAnHero.jpg|[[An Hero|How they end up]] if they don't have a girlfriend
File:MutsuoAnHero.png|X2
File:Elliot_never_scored.jpg
File:William Atchison never scored.jpg
File:BenMScored.png
File:AlekNeverScored.png|[[Evil|>:)]]
File:Elliot_VIP.jpg|[[Tryhard|Try]][[Incel|cel]]
</gallery>
</center>

== See also ==

*'''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Tarrantulas]] - Page structure inspiration.
** [[Columbine Copycats]] - Similar dudes with other plans
** [[Brazilian school attacks]] - Another similar people with similar ending
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
* [[Incelcore]]
* [[Incel]]
* [[Beta Uprising]] - The military movement

== External links ==

* {{Wikilink|Misogynist_terrorism|TOW coverage}}
* {{WPD|h/social/post/187665/all-incel-related-attacks-effort-post|WPD coverage}} ([[Fail|doesn't have any of the pre-Rodger ones except Marc Lépine]])

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<td>[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|100px|link=Ben Moynihan]]</td>
<td style="color:#803e37;">Misogynist terrorists are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[The Supreme Gentleman]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Ben Moynihan|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Brian Isaack Clyde|Clyde]].</td></tr>
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{{ib|[[File:Incels.jpg|250px]] }}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Misogynist Terrorists'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|May 21, 1938 - Until the world's end}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 153, injured 184}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|13th, 16th, 24th and 41st]] (Mutsuo, Elías, George and Nikolas), No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Alek, Tomohiro) Hack'N'Slash (Ben, Justin, Ryuichi, Lum) FPS (Elliot, Marc, George...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Elliot, Mutsuo, Jake, William...) No (Ben, Alek, Nikolas, Tomohiro...)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Not having a Girlfriend, not getting laid, being still virgin and [[Asperger's Syndrome]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''{{Glowtext|Misogynist terrorism}}''' or also called as '''Incel Terrorism''', '''Supreme Gentelmanry''' or '''Whore Slaughtering''', is a type of terrorism caused by people who can't get laid or haven't got any girlfriend, or even female friend in their lives due to their lack of social skills. Most of them have [[Autism]] or [[Asperger's Syndrome]], being this the cause of the lack of social skills and being forever alone. Most of the incels got rejected by some girl in the past, leading this psychological domino effect to a rampage. The azn type, Hikikomori, are the worst part, being [[neets]] and [[basement dweller|people locked up in their rooms]] at the same time, while being crying on why they didn't get laid or even why they didn't have a job.

== Understanding Misogynist terrorists ==

To understand one of these incel specimens, who have gone far, we must keep in mind that most are [[Autism|autistic]] and manage their emotions with the tip of their [[Cock|penis]]. There are cases in which the perpetrator was simply rejected by girl and began his hatred of women and total misanthropy, but there are others in which the perpetrator literally don't give a fuck and only decides to do it [[IDIFTL|for the Lulz]]. In the case of others, they decide because they have no female companion who truly loves them, except for [[your mother|their family members]], and they become so depressed. A few paragraphs ago it was mentioned that they have autism, [[amirite]]? Well, [[autism]] and [[Asperger's]] are mental disorders that isolate them socially in their world, especially from the female gender, causing them to barely have any friends, specially female ones. The lucky ones manage to have friends and sex, but that's only in Sodini and Camilo's case. All incels live in a dystopia, where they see "whores" with "douchebags", for them, NPCs and complain on why they can't fuck any pussy.

== How it all came ==

No, this didn't start when [[Elliot Rodger|Elliot]] went crazy. It all started in Japan, with a famous ninja named [[Mutsuo Toi]].

=== The Ninja Massacre ===

{{main|Mutsuo Toi}}

[[File:Mutsuo-toi.jpg|thumb|left|150px|I'm a ninja, believe it.]]

May 21st, 1938:The first incel in [[Japan]], who couldn't get laid in Yobai, because of Tuberculosis, grabbed his weapons, an axe, a katana and a shotgun, started executing girls and massacring an entire village, Tsuyama, until he got tired and became [[an hero]]. 30 killed and 3 frags survived in his Ninjutsu rebellion. Mutsuo was [[an hero|an]] [[incel]] before [[Elliot Rodger|dumbfuckistanis]] made it cool.

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=== Robert's got a quick hand ===

{{main|Robert Benjamin Smith}}

[[File:Bobby_cute.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Look at me, girls. I'm the [[No|perfect]] [[Supreme Gentleman|gentleman]]!]]

November 12, 1966: Robert, using a knife and a .22 caliber gun, shot up some beauty school full of [[whores]], pwning 5, including a toddler, before being V& after [[pussy|surrendering]].

{{Clear}}

=== He'll look around the room, but won't tell you his plan ===

{{main|Robert Poulin}}

[[File:Robert_poulin.png|thumb|left|150px|[[Fact|He still died a virgin because rape doesn't count.]]]]

October 27, 1975: Somewhere in Canada. Another guy named Robert, decided to go Pumped Up Kicks at his school. He first killed a [[negress]] from Sri Lanka and UK in the basement of his home, by the name of Kim Rabot and also [[ræp|raped]] her black ass until her pussy turned into a paste, before he stabbed her to death. After Kim's death, he went to school to continue the rampage. At a [[xtian]] class, he opened fire, killing a student who tried to [[Stephan Balliet|cuck him with a door]], and left 5 other students wounded before he an heroed via shotgun mouthwash. He was the first nerdy incel, before [[Flemming Nielsen|The dansk nerd]], [[Kato|ワパニーズオタク]], [[Chris Harper-Mercer|The Space Robot nerd]] and Justin le Nerd franco-turkroach.

{{clear}}

=== El Caballero Supremo ===
{{main|Campo Elías Delgado}}

[[File:Campo_Elias_Delgado.jpg|thumb|left|150px|First Latinamerican incel]]

December 4th, 1986: A cuckombian english teacher, killed 9 in his apartment building, including 1 girl/student who was brutally shot and raped before going to the pozzetto restaurant in Bogotá and pwn 20 noobs more before police killed him.

{{clear}}
=== Rebellion against the feminazis ===

{{main|Marc Lépine}}

[[File:Marclepine.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The purple whores can't beat me.]]

December 6th, 1989: Not so incel, but almost. In [[Canada]], 14 wimminz were beaten out of the world in a college by a guy named <s>[[Deadname|Gamil Rodrigue Liass Gharbi]]</s> '''Marc Lépine''', who fought until [[An Hero|his death]] against feminism scum at the Montreal Polytechnical College.

{{clear}}

=== From failed date to assured slaughter ===

{{main|George Hennard}}

[[File:GeorgeJoHennard.jpg|thumb|left|150px|At least he could date a girl]]

October 16th, 1991: After he failed his date with a girl, after he told her about [[James Huberty]], copycated James in the Luby's cafeteria, ramming into, before he went into a shooting spree, killing 23 before he an heroed. At least this Incel specimen was able to have a date, even if it was [[Epic Fail|unsuccessful]].

{{clear}}

=== Nerd's revenge ===
{{main|Flemming Nielsen}}

[[File:Flemmingnielsen.png|thumb|left|150px|Correct, I never had any couple in my life]]

April 5th, 1994: 35-year-old Flemming Nielsen, a [[nerd]], armed with a sawed-off shotgun, pwned 2 noobs at the Aarhus university, in Denmark, before he [[An Hero|killed himself]]. This is the first incel attack in Europe.

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=== そして日本へ戻ります ===

{{main|Tomohiro Kato}}

[[File:TomohiroKato.jpg|thumb|left|150px|睦夫のことを思い出させてやる]]

June 8th, 2008: And back to [[Japan|Weeboistan]], where Tomohiro Kato, a hikikomori incel, crushed a truck into a mall. After that, he began a stabbing spree before police V& him after killing 7 and wounding 10. He got executed in 2022.

{{clear}}

=== No sex since 1990 ===

{{main|George Sodini}}

[[File:OIP (5) (1).jpeg|thumb|left|150px|The one who inspired Elliot]]

August 4, 2009: A 48-year-old by the name of George Sodini, armed with 2 pistols, shot up a gym because he hadn't have sex or girlfriend since 1990's, pwning 2 whores and wounding 9 before he an hero. Pam was the girl who had sex with George in his golden years.

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=== [[The Supreme Gentleman]], The creator ===

{{main|Elliot Rodger}}

[[File:SupremeGentlemanB%26W.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[Nice Guy]]: No female friends, no girlfriends, no sex...]]

May 23rd, 2014: This is when it all began. Elliot, a 22-year-old virgin and Jewtuber, whose goal was to find a girlfriend and, above all, to fuck, stabbed his three roommates, all chinks, to death, and then began the massacre through all Isla Vista, killing three people and wounding 14 before shooting himself. We all remember you, supreme gentleman, you were a before and after for the incels.

{{clear}}

=== The Unhappy Geezer ===

{{main|Ben Moynihan}}

[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|150px|I'm The Unhappy Geezer, I am, believe it!]]

Summer of 2014: A 17-year-old British teenager stabbed three women in Portsmouth, aged 20, 45, and 66 respectively, just because he hadn't had sex. He was arrested after giving the police a printed photo of his face with a note. What a retard!

{{clear}}

=== So long, Space robots ===

{{main|Chris Harper-Mercer}}

[[File:Oregon_cash.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Britfag, nigger and americunt. A strange combination]]

October 1st, 2015: A 26-year-old Murican-britfag, sperg out at the Umpqua Community college before an hero. This guy was one of the starters of the [[Beta Uprising]], via [[Pepe]] memes.

{{clear}}

=== The couch attack ===

{{main|William Atchison}}

[[File:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg|thumb|left|150px|This EDiot got beat by a couch and an heroed.]]

December 7th, 2017: Our former [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|page]] Sysop, 21-year-old AlGore, sperged out at his former high school, pwning 2 spics before he an heroed by Glock mouthwash. Bill's motives were being a edgelord, having an awful job, being bullied at high school and not having a girlfriend. He even bullied a girl online and told her that he will [[surprise buttsex|rape]] her sister. The most important topic: <big>'''Couch'''</big>.

{{clear}}

=== Happy Valentine's day ===

{{main|Nikolas Cruz}}

[[File:Nikolas-cruz-selfie.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The face of an absolute [[Aspie|asspie]]]]

February 14th, 2018: On Valentine's day, a 19-year-old Autistic mutt & kike, sperg out in his school via school shooting before he got V&. Nik, used a rifle to kill 17 NPCs at a high school in Florida, making the [[old media]] to butthurt over it.

{{clear}}

=== No efforts! ===

{{main|Shuaiby}}

[[File:Shuaiby.gif|thumb|left|150px|Another idiot lefts the server]]

March 14, 2018: A 18-year-old [[tranny]], [[sand nigger]] and incel, [[An Hero|takes his own life]] by [[Shotgun mouthwash|shooting himself with a shotgun]] in a livestream. This pakistani lazy af incel, admired Elliot and planned to make a mass shooting, but, did no efforts and an heroed.

{{Clear}}

=== The deadly van ===

{{main|Alek Minassian}}

[[File:Alek_Minassian.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Nobody thought this dude would sperg out with a van]]

April 23rd, 2018: An armenian-canuck, went <s>Ramadan</s> Virgin van man and killed 11 before being V& during a fake stand off. This guy left in his facebook a message praying for [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also calling [[4Chan]] a sergeant.

{{clear}}

=== Wigger rejected, school massacre incoming ===

{{main|Dimitrios Pagourtzis}}

[[File:DimitriosCropped.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Bi Wigga]]

May 18, 2018: 17-year-old greek-american wigger, an incel and after being rejected by {{Hover|a girl|Shana Fisher}} in his class, shots up his class, being this an art class, killing her and 9 other classmates and wounding 13 others before being V&. He did way better than his homophone, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], who wounded 3 in a school in Athens, Greece, but he an heroed, not like the wigger.

{{clear}}

=== Pakicel ===
{{main|Faisal Hussain}}

[[File:Faisalhussain2.png|thumb|left|150px|What kind of hair even is this]]

July 22, 2018: Just a few months after Alek's attack, some [[sandnigger]] named Faisal Hussain copied him by taking his brother's .40 Pistol and shooting random women on the street. In addition to the typical [[ISIS]] worship, he had a copy of Elliot's manifesto on his phone.

{{Clear}}

=== The harasser ===

{{main|Scott Beierle}}

[[File:Beierle.png|thumb|left|150px|IRL 40-year-old virgin]]

November 2nd, 2018: A 40-year-old perv and former soldier shot up a [[Sex|Hot]] yoga salloon in Tallahassee, Florida, wiping out 2 women before he an heroed. The perpetrator, glorified [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and also was reported by a woman because he grabbed her ass on 2012 and 2016.

{{clear}}

=== Hikikomori incels strike again ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RyuichiI.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Ryuichi in happier times]]

May 28th, 2019: A 51-year-old Hikikomori incel, '''Ryuichi Iwasaki''' stabbed multiple people at a bus stop near a private [[Natalie Rupnow|catholic school]] in Kawasaki, [[Japan|Weeboistan]], killing 2 before he an heroed by cutting his throat off. Ryuichi, had also several disputes with his neighbours, his parents and was unemployed like all of the Hikikomoris in there.

{{clear}}
=== 2019 FOTY ===

{{main|Brian Isaack Clyde}}

[[File:Brian-Issack-Clyde.png|thumb|left|150px|Did worse than [[Asa Coon|Coon]]]]

June 17, 2019: Again in [[America|Dumbfuckistan]]. 22-year-old armyfag, sperg out near a goverment building, just wounding 1 NPC before being shot down by the pigs. He dressed cool, but never scored.

{{clear}}

=== Butchering the E-Girl ===

{{main|Brandon Clark}}

[[File:BrandonRogel.png|thumb|left|150px|For the last time. IM NOT MANGELROGEL!]]

July 14th, 2019: [[Ecsty|Bianca Devins]], a 17-year-old [[Whore|E-Girl]], was killed after a concert, by getting her throat sliced. She died at the hospital the next morning. The 21-year-old killer, Brandon, tried also to do the same to himself, failing and being treated at the hospital, where he, after getting out, was V&. Brandon actually taught us a lesson on [[stalking|simping]] girls: If you simp the "queen", she will get [[Kill|dethroned]] by Incels.

{{Clear}}

=== Tinfoil hat kraut's amoklauf ===

{{main|Tobias Rathjen}}

[[File:TobiasR2.png|thumb|left|150px|Mind control]]

February 19th, 2020: Coronavirus in Europe begins to spread, but a 43-year-old tinfoil hat schizo and incel, in Germany, wents [[Sonboly]] in his town, killing 9 NPCs before he killed his mother and himself. Also, he claimed that Jurgen Klopp copied him and other conspiracy bullshit he complaint about.

{{clear}}

=== Happy endings are over ===

{{main|Oguzhan Sert}}

[[File:Oguzhan Sert.png|thumb|left|150px|Your Minecraft skin, sir]]

February 24th, 2020: We didn't wait too much for another [[virgin with rage]] attack. This time, Oguzhan Sert, a [[Ben Moynihan|17-year-old]] brainwashed teen, with Incel ideologies, attacked with machete in hand a [[Handjob|erotic]] spa in Toronto, Canada, claiming the life of Ashley Noell Arzaga, a 24-year-old [[whore|worker]] of the spa and wounding the owner, which surprisingly wasn't armed, like any owner of erotic places. The owner attacked him back in the back and seriously wounded him before Oguzhan was V&. Maybe videogames would help you, Pixel boy.

{{clear}}

=== Poser spic goes postal ===

{{main|Armando Hernandez Jr.}}

[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|thumb|left|150px|The dramaqueen in question]]

May 20th, 2020: Again in America. An incel spic, used a rifle to commit a mall shooting in Arizona, before being V&. He only managed to wound 3 frags, being an absolute failure.

{{clear}}

=== Never Goon ===
{{main|Robert Aaron Long}}

[[File:robert-aaron-long-mugshot.jpg|thumb|left|150px|With that beard no wonder why he shot a bunch of people]]

March 16, 2021: Some deranged 21-year-old fap addict and [[evangelical]] Christian named Robert Aaron Long took action against muh evil porn industry (instead of doing anything about his abysmal self-control) by buying a trashy [[Turkish]] pistol and shooting some [[gooks]] at erotic spas. While there's no proof Robert was inspired by Elliot in any way, he claimed he wanted to help other men with sex addiction, and almost all of his victims were women.

{{clear}}

=== Professor Waffle teaches you a lesson ===

{{main|Jake Davison}}

[[File:JakeDavisonRateMeVerif.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Rate him in the ugly score]]

August 12th, 2021: A 22-year-old ADHD and Aspie, spergs out in the name of Ben and Elliot in Plymouth, UK, killing his mother and 4 others before he an heroed. Professor Waffle also, had a Youtube channel where he was complaining on him not getting laid and teaching his viewers about the [[Shit nobody cares about|Black Pill]].

{{clear}}

=== WrathOfMan22 goes for the high score ===

{{main|Ethan Miller}}

[[File:EthanMillerSelfie.png|thumb|left|150px|The face of a [[loser|loner]]]]

August 28th, 2022: Some [[Columbiner]] and 20-year-old grocery employee, '''Ethan Blair Miller''', went nuts at the Bend safeway in Bend, Oregon, armed with a shotgun. After killing 2 people ([[Epic fail|one of those killed wounded Ethan with a plastic knife]]) and wounding 2 other, Ethan, cornered by police, decides to [[an hero]] via Shotgun mouthwash. Ethan also fell in love with "a girl that doesn't belong in this world", possibly being his only female friend that killed himself to not see his ugly face.

{{clear}}

=== The Nazi spic ===

{{main|Mauricio Martinez Garcia}}

[[File:MauricioGarcia.png|thumb|left|150px|Man, I took it with a [[whore|hooter waitress]]]]

May 6th, 2023: 33-year-old spic and former security guard, armed with a rifle, entered a mall in texas and killed 8 people before he was killed by the pigs. Mauricio was also a [[spic|nazi]] and a [[Nigger|white supremacist]], all self proclaimed.

{{clear}}

=== Cuckombian's revenge ===

{{main|Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz‎}}

[[File:Cristian camilo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|2023 FOTY?]]

May 13th, 2023: Days after Mauricio's rampage, in Latinamerica, a colombian incel shot up a mall in Culombia, by the name of Unicentro, killing 1 his girlfriend before he an heroed. This was an example of an incel with a girlfriend AND EVEN FUCKING KIDS. He got wet and has a girlfriend, so, why do you have to kill her? Possibly a FOTY nominee of 2023 because he did worse than [[Nathaniel Jouett]]

{{clear}}

=== El Incel pendejo de Guadalajara ===

{{main|Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz}}

[[File:Gabriel_The_Retarded.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Im going to be the next [[Suzano school shooting|Guilherme Taucci]], you fuckers]]

March 6th, 2024: 20-year-old student, using the classical '''SIEGE mask™''', killed a woman at a motel and then sperg out in the UTEG university, wiping out 2 wimminz and wounding another one before being V&. Luckily, he an heroed in prison in August 5th, 2024.

{{clear}}

=== Turkroach does it right ===

{{main|Semih Çelik}}

[[File:Semih Çelik.png|thumb|left|150px|The Turkroach Richard Ramirez lookalike who beat [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]].]]

October 4th, 2024: 2 months after Arda's knife chimpout in Eskişehir, fellow Turkroach Semih Çelik embarked on a more successful stabbing spree, killing 2 women and throwing one of their heads at her mom from the top of the Walls of Constantinople, then an heroing by jumping off. Both of the women he killed were his exes, making him a fakecel and an [[attention whore]].

<center>
<gallery>
File:SemihC0.png|Semih in action
File:HalilandUzner.jpg|The 2 victims of <s>Richard Ramirez</s>... I mean Semih Çelik
File:SemihC.png|And secretly being [[YandereDev]]
</gallery>
</center>

{{clear}}

=== Slovak school knifer ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:SamuelS.png|thumb|left|150px|His stare says it all]]

January 16th, 2025:18-year-old student Samuel Straško, wearing a balaclava, armed with a tacticool knife and dressed all in black, entered the local school in Spišská Stará Ves, Slovakia and stabbed the assistant principal at the office, killing her. Then, he chased a female classmate, who first was wounded, but after he wounded another student who tried to defend her, she fled from Samuel, but Samuel was faster than her and was stabbed to death by him. Samuel hided for an hour in a nearby forest and he was arrested. Samuel, wasn't an incel at all, because he never wanted to get a girlfriend but he hated every women since the pandemic, for unknown reasons. he even punch one of them in 2021, receiving 4 month in prison and being b& from school. Maybe its your second time in prison, you batshit insane.

{{clear}}

=== Niggercel ===

{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|thumb|left|150px|We all now what it finally [[an hero|became]]]]

January 22nd, 2025: 17-year-old [[Nigger]][[incel|cel]] and [[Tarrant kid]], shot up his school in [[Audrey Hale|Nashville]], killing a spic slut and wounding another student before becoming [[an hero]] via 9mm brainwash. This nigger was also a [[Skibidi Toilet]] fan and also claimed being a [[Virgin|sigma male]] school shooter.

{{clear}}

=== The country of love, not so loving anymore ===

{{main|Justin Adar Polat}}

[[File:JustinAdarPolat.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Justin, a [[Arda Küçükyetim|Turkroach]]-[[Eric Borel|frenchie]] incel]]

April 24th, 2025: And you thought that in the [[France|land]] [[Italy|of love]], all boys had girlfriends. Well, that's not the case. '''Justin Adar Polat''', 15-year-old student from Nantes, rejected by his crush ([[Powerword]] - Lorène) and branded as an incel on several occasions, knife-raeped to death Lorène, after rejecting him, by 57 stab wounds and attacked and injured three other classmates before getting to V& by the pigs. Justin is the [[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] of France, but instead of firearms he used a knife. Notice that his appearance was not very well-kept either, to be honest. Also, Justin was islamophobic [[fail|(despite having turkroach nationality)]] and had [[Neo Nazi|Nazi sympathies]], being this the motive why Lorène and any other female classmate didn't want to fuck with him.

<center>
<gallery>
File:JustinDWI.png|[[DEAL WITH IT|FAIS AVEC]], FILLES
File:JustinPolatHD.jpeg|HD Photo and bigger
File:JustinCLui.jpeg|Its him, in french
File:Laurene-victim-Justin.png|stabbed 57 times this hoe because she rejected Justin. Also Justin aimed too high for a girlfriend
File:Lorenewhore.jpeg|
File:LoreneMemorial.jpg|RIP, whore!
LoreneAI.jpeg|Was it really necessary to use AI to pay homage to Loréne?
File:Lorene.jpeg|Blurred
File:LoreneWhore1.png|Again Blurred
File:JustinPicMix.gif|Pic Mix of Justin
File:BlackOps2Cel.jpg|This is him now. Feel old yet?
</gallery>
</center>

{{clear}}

=== The Scandinavian cold ===

{{main|Alex Mäkinen}}

[[File:AlexMakinen.png|thumb|left|150px|And in the country of [[Pekka Eric Auvinen|Pekka]] and [[Mr. Saari|Matti]], another challenger appears]]

May 20th, 2025: Exactly the first anniversary of our loser, [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s V& by the pigs. Now, let's move to Pirkkala, a city in Finland, where 16-year-old '''Alex Mäkinen''' attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his crappy knife while filming, before V& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser.

<center>
<gallery>
File:AlexMKnife.jpeg|Le knife
File:AlexMPacking.jpg|Getting himself ready
</gallery>
</center>
{{clear}}

=== Get V& LOL ===

{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|150px|Who are you?]]

July 2nd, 2025: Back again in [[France]], where a 18-year-old Justin Polat disciple named Timoty G., thought that France wasn't the country of love and planned his incel rebellion against femoids. Sadly, his knife party plans were [[rekt|dested]] by the pigs and was V& for making internet threats. Surprisingly, he allegedly wanted to become the second Justin Polat, and was arrested near a school in Saint-Etienne . Next time, don't tell people about your amoklauf plans, or [[Fail|police will arrest you]].

{{clear}}

=== For my waifu! ===

{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|You are only 16, brat. Why do you care about fictional love in hell?]]

September 10th, 2025: And yet again in America, where a 16-year-old kid, armed with a snubnosed revolver with the sticker of his waifu, [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Sayori]], and a boring [[SIEGE™ Mask]], shot and wounded 2 students before one of them wounded himself, and [[Asdfmovie|Desmond the Moon Bear]] killed himself via revolver mouthwash. He had a [[Supreme Gentleman]] PfP on [[TikTok]]. Anyways, he did the shooting for his waifu, to see if he gets laid by Sayori in hell.

{{clear}}

=== YOU FAIL IN MEXICO ===
{{main|Lex Ashton}}

[[File:Lex Ashton.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Te pareces a un payaso]]

On September 22, 2025, '''Lex Ashton'''{{Incel}} failed at a mass stabbing in [[Mexico]]

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=== "Soda boku ga kira da" ===
{{main|Lum Chin Hao}}

[[File:Lian Xuan.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Lum, after failing]]

On October 14, 2025, '''Lum Chin Hao'''{{Columbiner}}{{Incel}} stabbed up his school for revenge. Ended up killing one girl before getting tackled.

{{clear}}
=== Disqualified ===

Those who didn't fit the standards, are here. Some of them are examples of what isn't an Incel and what it is.

* [[Dimitris Patmanidis]], the 2009 Athens school shooter and [[Cho Seung Hui]], the Virginia Tech murderer. Rejected by women, but never said they want revenge on them. Cho even wanted to kill himself after he was rejected.
* [[Dylan Klebold]], one of the Columbine killers. Expressed that women was only a interested being, BUT THAT SHIT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN THAT HE HATED WOMEN.
* Fabian Vidar Cederholm, the 2022 Malmö Laatinskola stabber. Killed 2 women with an axe. He was buff and only searched a bit on misogynist terrorists like [[Alek Minassian]], [[Elliot Rodger]] and [[Marc Lépine]].
* Gatis Lagzdins, the 2006 ventspils school stabber. Praised by a part of the Incel community, but he never expressed himself as an Incel.
* [[L.G.Ch.D.]], the 2025 Delicias school attacker. Disqualified for being a girl. ONLY MEN!!!.
* Luke Woodham, the Pearl High school shooter. Aimed also for girls, but he wasn't an incel. He was just a bullied fat kid at school.
* [[Natalie Rupnow]], the Abundant Life school shooter. Again, WOMENS AREN'T INCLUDED.
* [[Randy Stair]], the 2017 Weiss market shooter. Being in love with a fictional character doesn't mean you are an Incel.
* Richard Durn, the Nantes 2002 shooter. Never having a girlfriend in the entire life doesn't directly mean Incel, unless he worries about his romantic relationships. In this case, Durn was worried about politics and his own mental state.
* [[Thomas Crooks]], the 2024 trump attempted killer. Being ugly doesn't mean you are an [[Incel]], just a ogre-faced dude.
* [[Tim Kretschmer]], the 2009 Winnenden shooter. Killed mostly girls, but it doesn't mean that he was an Incel.

{{clear}}

== High score list ==

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Mutsuo Toi]]
| 30
| 3
| Y
| 1938
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elias Delgado]]
| 29
| 12
| N (Killed by police)
| 1986
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| Carmageddon, FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Nikolas Cruz]]
| 17
| 17
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Marc Lepine]]
| 14
| 14
| Y
| 1989
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]
| 10
| 13
| N
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#7cff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|Germany]]
| [[Tobias Rathjen]]
| 10
| 5
| Y
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
| 9
| 8
| Y
| 2015
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Mauricio Garcia]]
| 8
| 7
| N (Killed by police)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Aaron Long]]
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Kato]]
| 7
| 10
| N (Executed in 2022)
| 2008
| Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#93FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Elliot Rodger]]
| 6
| 14
| Y
| 2014
| FPS, Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Jake Davison]]
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2021
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Robert Benjamin Smith]]
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1966
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]]
| 3
| 1
| Y (In prison)
| 2024
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|Japan]]
| Ryuichi Iwasaki
| 2
| 18
| Y
| 2019
| Hack'n'slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Faisal Hussain]]
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[George Sodini]]
| 2
| 9
| Y
| 2009
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Robert Poulin]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 1975
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Rapelay
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Scott Paul Beierle]]
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|Denmark]]
| [[Flemming Nielsen]]
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 1994
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Ethan Miller]]
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|Slovakia]]
| Samuel Straško
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#dcff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTurkey.png|Turkey]]
| [[Semih Çelik]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| [[Justin Adar Polat]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|Canada]]
| [[Oguzhan Sert]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2020
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|Mexico]]
| [[Lex Ashton]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brandon Clark]]
| 1
| 0
| N (Attempted)
| 2019
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png|Colombia]]
| [[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]]
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|Malaysia]]
| [[Lum Chin Hao]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|Britain]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Armando Hernandez Jr.]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFinland.png|Finland]]
| [[Alex Mäkinen]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| 0
| 3 (2 by Holly)
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc500"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| 1
| N (Killed by police)
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|America]]
| [[Shuaib Aslam]]
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|France]]
| Timoty G.
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'slash
|}}}
</center>

== How to detect a Misogynist terrorist ==

This is how you know if a man is incel (allergic to women, fear to rejection and virginity)

* Most notable
** Glorifies [[The Supreme Gentleman]]
** Rejected by girls
** Never had a female friend in his life
** Always throwing shit (verbally talking) to girls for not having a relationship with him or maybe because natural selection wanted him to be mysoginist.
** Envious on people's sexual advancements
** "Take the black pill", "Take the Red pill", "Go ER"... Incel detected!

* Difficult to know
** Is a [[764]] member or was groomed by them
** Doesn't know the experience of sex or having a girlfriend
** They only receive compliments from their mother or family
** Has some kind of weird, common or even disgusting fetish
** They never put a condom, even if they were practising with a pillow
** They fucked inanimate things, like plushies, pillows or [[Gay|themselves]]

* Almost undetectable
** Has [[Asperger's Syndrome]] or [[Autism]]
** Porn addiction
** [[Nice Guys]] but at the same time, selfish.

== Misogynist Gallery ==

<center>
<gallery>
File:DavidRodger.png
File:Elliot_GTA.jpg|How they think they look
File:Elliotdddfaggot003.jpg|X2
File:Ben17YearOldVirgin.jpg|How they actually look/are
File:ElliotAnHero.jpg|[[An Hero|How they end up]] if they don't have a girlfriend
File:MutsuoAnHero.png|X2
File:Elliot_never_scored.jpg
File:William Atchison never scored.jpg
File:BenMScored.png
File:AlekNeverScored.png|[[Evil|>:)]]
File:Elliot_VIP.jpg|[[Tryhard|Try]][[Incel|cel]]
</gallery>
</center>

== See also ==

* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]] - Similar people with similar endings
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]] - More Similar people with other plans
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Tarrantulas]] - Page structure inspiration.
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

== External links ==

* {{Wikilink|Misogynist_terrorism|TOW coverage}}
* {{WPD|h/social/post/187665/all-incel-related-attacks-effort-post|WPD coverage}} ([[Fail|doesn't have any of the pre-Rodger ones except Marc Lépine]])

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Pekka Copycats

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Columbine Copycats

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[[File:fat eric harris.png|thumb|Average Columbine fan]]
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the [[Columbine]] killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. The two shooters [http://www.acolumbinesite.com/quotes1.html ''warned''] of a ''revolution of violence'' caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as [[at least 100|over 75]] fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. The first copycat attack only occurred eight days later.

Most notably, these include the mass murderers [[Cho Seung-Hui]], [[Adam Lanza]], and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. Legit [[Over 9000]] students in the United States have been suspended or arrested due to mentioning, admiring, or worshipping Columbine in some way. The homosexual kike couple, Eric and Dylan, have also inspired thousands of outcast [[Loner|Loners]], and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is [[Tumblr]]; these freaks are called [[Columbiners]], and we have a page covering them as well. Luckily these retards are generally not smart enough to pull off a good massacre.

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{{Notice|This list is desperately needing names and dates. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.}}

==A, B, C==

===Aaron Ybarra===
In what could only be considered one of the most embarrassing high score attempts of all time, 26-year-old [[spic]] Aaron Ybarra was commanded by "Satan, God and Eric Harris" to commit a <s>mass</s> shooting that ended up so insignificant, it doesn't even have a [[wikipedia|wikipedo]] page. Being a janitor who still lived in mom's [[basement]], Ybarra shot up [[Seattle]] Pacific University on June 5, 2014 but only managed to [[pwn]] one person until being pepper-sprayed by the [[fed|"student safety monitor"]]. He planned on becoming [[an hero]] like the most other school shooters but couldn't even do do that right. He's such a [[faggot]], some girl literally laughed in his face and walked away during his rampage. Ybarra failed to beat [[William Atchison]]'s measly score of 2 AND was laughed at for being a [[retard]] during the actual event! Ybarra wrote in his journal [[masturbating|fantasizing]] about notable [[virgin]] with rage Eric Harris and [[gook]] Cho Seung Hui the day of the shooting.
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====External Links====
*{{Wikilink|Seattle_Pacific_University#History|Earned a fucking paragraph on TOW}}
*{{WPD|/h/injury/post/278880/braindead-retard-fails-to-kill-a|WPD coverage}}
*[https://schoolshooters.info/aaron-ybarra schoolshooters.info]
*[[media:Ybarra journal.pdf|Diary hosted on ED]]

===[[Adam Lanza]]===
Adam Lanza was the [[autist]] who sprayed kindergarteners with bullets at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012 after shooting his mom in the head. He was a member of the SCRPG Shocked Beyond Belief forums under the name Smiggles. He created a seven foot long spreadsheet detailing the best mass shootings up to [[James Holmes]] to research the best way to get the [[high score]]. Alongside his ample [[child pornography]] collection, Lanza had various files relating to the Columbine fags on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration/topic to research. Lanza was also a [[Wikipedophile]] who edited the articles of lesser known spree killers such as [[Kip Kinkel]].

As a final act of trolling, Adam had his brother Ryan Lanza's ID in his pocket during the shooting which resulted in him getting v& and shackled for a brief time.

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===Al Joseph DeGuzman===
22-year-old [[Philippines|pinoy]] and almost the OG "Blzn Azn" who hanged himself with a bedsheet in prison after being sentenced to 80 years in the slammer for plotting an attack at De Anza College in [[California]]. Some [[bitch]] ratted him out to the police after trying to get pictures of himself surrounded by guns and bombs developed in January [[2001]]. He was caught with his pants down by the police as he had described his planned attack in a 19-minute audiotape (so he could re-listen to it later if he forgot!) as well as in a neatly organized binder. Al also had a website that expressed his admiration for Dylan and Eric. He was particularly fond of Eric like every other Columbine wannabe. DeGuzman was initially sentenced to seven years in [[2002]] but was resentenced to 80 when the court changed its mind.

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===[[Alex Hribal]]===
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters. Notable for nothing more than looking like he eats lead paint chips off the wall.

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===Alina Afanaskina===
Alina was a [[13-year-old girl|14-year-old girl]] and [[an heroine]] who, on [[William Atchison|December 7]], 2023, stole her dad's shotgun when he was [[drunk]] or something and subsequently shot up her school in some shithole in Putinistan to exterminate all her bullies (including her own twin sister). In typical female shooter fashion, she failed miserably and only killed one of her classmates before turning her tiny brain into paste.

When police searched her belongings, they found a diary in which she idolized [[Columbine|E&D]], [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] and other school shooters.

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===Alvaro Rafael Castillo===
Alvaro Castillo was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine, and the posterboy for the Columbiners due to his obsession and actually going through with what he said he was going to do. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also named his gun the same name as Harris did, "Arlene". Additionally, he made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat, and killed his father at home, to "put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that [[Cho Seung Hui]] did.

Alvaro then shot up his old high school on August 30th, [[2006]], only killing one person (his father). He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting [[v&]]. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAlvarocastillo/videos Videos]

*[https://schoolshooters.info/alvaro-castillo Murderpedia article]

*{{Archive|krEBf|News Article}}

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File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo006.jpg| [[Fat|Gained weight]] in jail. I [[cum|wonder]] [[Buttsecks|why]]?
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File:ARCMugshot.png|2025 - Now bald and creepy as fuck, like never he was
File:AlvaroRafaelCastillo007.jpg| Get V&, n00b
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===Alyssa Kucharski and Zavier Lewis===
Alyssa Kucharski, Zavier Lewis, and two other 15-year-old zoomers were caught planning a 2024 attack on Whatsapp in May 2021. Alyssa was the ringleader of the NBK group chat and was caught with Molotov cocktails and other bomb-making material. They were planning on shooting up Dunmore High School in [[Pennsylvania]] but were reported to the feds by one of the kids' parents. The pigs also found a notebook dedicated to Columbine. Alyssa wrote, "I think I'm gonna go with Klebold setup, a Tech-9 and a sawed-off shotgun" since her pea-sized brain decided there wasn't enough evidence apart from their unencrypted group chat where they discuss shooting their principal in the face. She also failed to notice in her four years of research what a piece of shit weapon a Tec-9 is in the first place. Alyssa inherited her retardation from her stupid cunt of mother, [https://www.facebook.com/jean.d.kucharski Jean Dewey Kucharski] who apparently knew about her spawn's obsession with Columbine.

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===[[Amanda & Jerad Miller]]===

They were a pair of loony fuckers from [[Las Vegas]], who had a criminal past. They shot up a restaurant and killed two cops, then fled to a [[Walmart]]. They murdered an armed citizen who attempted to stop them. They got into a shootout and lost, with Jerad getting killed and Amanda becoming an hero. A picture of them dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn garnered a lot of attention online after their attacks. They had a connection to Columbine, as they (notably Jerad) had a strong admiration of Eric and Dylan, bordering on idolization. They apparently wanted to "follow in their footsteps".

{{Quote|To the people in the world...your lucky i can't kill you now but remember one day one day i will get you because one day all hell will break lose and i'll be standing in the middle of it with a shot gun in one hand and a pistol in the other.|Amanda; May 23rd, 2011}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Las_Vegas_shootings Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/bundy-blm/rejected-revolution-jerad-and-amanda-miller-decided-start-their-own Rejected by the revolution, Jerad and Amanda Miller decided to start their own]{{Archive|1ejwA}}

*[http://lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jun/09/look/ A look inside the lives of shooters Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller]{{Archive|w7BZ6}}

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===[[Aníbal Augusto Chalco and Ana Lucía Carranza Chiara]]===
Imagine the Latino, Peruvian, autistic, and Incel version of Columbine.

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===Anthony "T.J." Solomon===
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15-year-old girl, was listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_High_School_(Conyers,_Georgia)#Shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/heritage-high-school-shooter-gets-early-parole/nryTZ/ Heritage High School shooter gets early parole] {{Archive|hhF5S}}

*[http://criminal-justice.iresearchnet.com/crime/school-violence/t-j-solomon/ T.J. Solomon] {{Archive|rpy8s}}

*[https://www.nap.edu/read/10370/chapter/5 The Copycat Factor: Mental Illness, Guns, and the Shooting Incident at Heritage High School] {{Archive|xFxcC}}

===[[Anton Bichivin]]===
The perpetrator of the January 18, 2018, Ulan-Ude attack in Russia who couldn't get guns so he went NBK with an ax and a KMFDM shirt instead. He attacked five little kids and their teacher then set a classroom on fire. He attempted to become an hero by stabbing himself in the chest with his butterknife but failed just as he did in life. [[Mamoru Takuma]] did it better.

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===[[Artyom Kazantsev]]===
34-year-old Russian schizophrenic shot up his former school [[Emo|in all black]] dual wielding illegally obtained handguns. After racking up 18 kills (+23 injured), Artyom called it a day and shot himself in the head, thrilled to place 35th on the [[High_Score#Single_Player|single-player scoreboard]]. Russian police seized 5 mobile phones and a computer containing his suicide note, and later [https://lenta.ru/news/2022/09/27/kolschk/ confirmed his involvement with the Columbine terrorist movement].

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===Artyom Tagirov===
A 17-year-old Russian [[Neo-Nazi]] who stabbed his teacher and three of his classmates using a box cutter before setting the classroom on fire on April 18, 2018 in the bashkir town of Sterlitamak. Artyom then attempted to [[an hero]] by slitting his own throat with the cutter, failing and only making himself an [[epic fail guy]]. He has posted over 100 Columbine related videos on his social media. As far as we know, all the victims lived. He was diagnosed in the past with [[retard|mental retardation]] and even god didn't love him enough, because he was also partially [[Epic fail|deaf]]. Even his older sister and mother tried to convince him to buy an hearing aid, but he refused because he didn't want to get bullied a lot more than he was. He even called his classmates "[[Autism|Autistics]]" ([[Epic fail|noice that Artyom is retard and in part deaf]]). Artyom. was so unoriginal that he copy and pasted previously listed [[Anton Bichivin]]'s failure of an attack at a different school in Ulan-Ude.

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===[[Asa Coon]]===
This little fucking faggot was one of the cringiest copycats of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

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=== Ashley Pardo and T.H. ===
This [[Spics|spice]] had a corny kid, [[lame|only known by the initials T.H.]], with all the signs of a Columbine wannabe; an obsession with gore, other shooters, neo-Nazi paraphernalia, etc. She was grooming the kid to shoot up some place in hopes he would high score, giving him guns, ammo, and tactical gear. However, she forgot that kids are fucking retarded, because on 5/12/2025 he showed up to Rhodes Middle School in his gear but [[fail|pussied out]]. Him showing up in his gear caused him and his dumbass mom to be thrown in the [[Party Van]] before he could shoot up the place.

==== External Links ====
*{{archive|X3nUl|themostmiserablegirl}} - Ashley's Instagram.

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===[[Brian Draper & Torey Adamcik]]===
A couple of nerdy faggots, just like Eric and Dylan. Instead of attempting a school shooting like most copycats of the Columbine massacre, these two decided to stab their friend Cassie Jo Stoddart to death, citing partial inspiration from the movie ''Scream''.

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*{{Wikilink|wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart| Murder of Cassie Jo Stoddart on TOW}}

===[[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]] ===
Two hot [[16 year old girl]]s who lived ''10 miles'' from Columbine, who wanted to go [[postal]] at '''[[Mountain Vista High School]]'''. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for a very long time. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters but failed hard. The [[Oxymoron|female brain]] clearly isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

===[[Caleb Sharpe]] ===
A little faggot who got bullied at Freeman High School and brought his dad's guns to his school in Washington on September 13, 2017. Caleb shot one kid in the face and injured three girls with a pistol before he gave up and surrendered to the janitor. Fortunately, the kid wasn't smart enough to know how to unjam the AR-15. The one kid he killed told him "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school" before trying to disarm him. He told two girls about his plans a couple of days before but no one did anything about it. Apparently, he liked to watch documentaries on school shootings.

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===Charles Andrew Williams===
Charles was a 15-year-old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal, and his wrath for these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was [[I did it for the lulz|dared to by his friends.]]

The monkey in charge of [[Dumbfuckistan]], [[W]], gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys whose country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14-year-old arab boy's erect penis.

Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvie until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, the death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Andrew_Williams TOW article]

* [http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/williams-charles.htm Murderpedia Entry]

* [http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/charles-andrew-williams LA Times Article catalogue]

* {{Archive|9elDT|WARNING: Andy Williams here. Unhappy kid. Tired of being picked}}

* {{Archive|ag0EA|Killer recounts Santana High shooting}}

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===[[Cho Seung Hui]]===
Cho was a [[batshit insane]] gook from [[Virginia]] who shot up [[Virginia Tech]] back in April 16th, [[2007]]. He brutally murdered 32 people, and <s>still holds the American [[High Score]].</s> <s>[[Omar Mateen]] holds the American [[High Score]] with 49 kills.</s> Scratch that, [[Stephen Paddock]] currently holds the High Score. [[Anders Breivik]] is still the current world champion as of November 3, 2024.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, which has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

===[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]===

{{quote|Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.|[[4chan]] [[anon]] (Chris)}}

Chris Harper-Mercer was a friendless loser from [[Oregon]] who attacked his [[fanfiction|creative writing]] class at Umpqua Community College to kick off the [[Beta Uprising]] on October 1st, 2015 . He mentioned several notable mass shooters in his manifesto:"[[Elliot Rodger]], Vester Flanagan, the Columbine kids, Adam Lanza and Seung Cho” specifically. His kill count of nine is okay but he failed to do anything interesting or noteworthy like doing the killings live like the [[nigger]] [[faggot]] or [[pwn]]ing a bunch of little kids like [[pedophile|Lanza]]. He is more well known for looking like [[Anthony Fantano]] than anything he did during the chimp-out. [[Virgin|Chris]] wrote a [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf manifesto] about how he was sad he couldn't get laid where he reveals he is suffering from a rare form of [[GOTIS]] that affects [[nu-male]]s who consume too much soy (it's true, his favorite drink is soy milk). He was also a [[satanist]] who unironically liked [[Marilyn Manson]], proving his "music" causes retardation leading to adult [[RAGE|conniption fits]].

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===Christopher Levins and Adam Sinclair===

Two high school students from Dutchtown High School in Geismar, Louisiana, aged 17 and 19 respectively, were arrested and charged with [[#Miscellaneous|terrorizing]] in early January 2004 after it was found out that they had wished to recreate Columbine on its five-year anniversary of April 20th. A person who remained anonymous snitched on their "elaborate" plot. The evidence that local police found were poems that they were being bullied, that they were a part of the Trenchcoat Mafia, and numerous other miscellaneous drawings and writings.

* [http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/two-louisiana-students-arrested-in-columbine-like-plot/article_e8147ef5-5757-511a-85c7-234118d606df.html Two Louisiana students arrested in Columbine-like plot]

==D, E, F==
===Daniel Gonzalez ===

24-year-old [[British]] [[schizophrenic]] druggie spree-killer who stabbed 6 old people, killing 4, on September 15th and 17th of 2004. Apparently was obsessed with the Columbine shooters and compared himself to them. Eventually [[An Hero|commited suicide in his prison cell by slitting his wrists.]]

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===Daniel Hawke Fears===
A teenager from [[Oklahoma]] who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year [[2002]]. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the Columbine massacre.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-10-30-okla-teen-murder_x.htm Teen charged with murder after Okla. shooting spree] {{Archive|RgHMG}}

*[http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local/sallisaw-killer-won-t-be-allowed-outpatient-visits-to-mental/article_54c196ac-f92d-5dc7-9a47-93aee555110d.html Sallisaw killer won't be allowed outpatient visits to mental health facility] {{Archive|sF2n1}}

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===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Daniil Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]===
Another Rusky teenager who was inspired by Columbine. Had plans to shoot up his high school on October 12, [[2020]] but was caught by grandma trying to take a gun to school. He then shot granny in the face and three random people at a bus stop before offing himself. Daniil is a rare and elusive Dylan Klebold stan. He opted for a black "wrath" t-shirt instead of the normal "natural selection" one sported by the majority of Columbine copycats.

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===Darion Marcus Aguilar===
Nigra perpetrator of the [[Maryland]] Columbia mall shooting on January 26, 2014. He was active on [[Tumblr|Dumblr]], and was likely a [[Columbiners|Columbiner]]. Darion researched mass shootings extensively, focusing on Columbine the most. He is believed to have played [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] like many of the other retards on this list. He also took some shitty explosives using fireworks along that did not work at all just like his heroes. After a double kill at a Zumiez and a couple of assists, Daquavious Niggario Aguilar III [[shotgun mouthwash|ate a 12-gauge slug]]. The police got to the mall in 2 minutes after they were called. Crucially, they didn't just sit in the parking lot jerking each other off like at Columbine or [[Uvalde]], probably because it is standard police protocol to seek and destroy niggers.

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/howard-county-police-to-release-additional-information-on-mall-in-columbia-shooter/2014/03/11/e8606be0-a927-11e3-8d62-419db477a0e6_story.html Howard County police to release additional information on Mall in Columbia shooter] {{Archive|hXLhZ}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-columbia-md-mall-shooter-had-obsession-with-columbine/ Cops: Columbia, Md. mall shooter had Columbine obsession] {{Archive|nU0hN}}

*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/124163907/darion_marcus-aguilar Darion Marcus Aguilar] on [[Find a Grave]] (His victims' pages are also linked here)

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===[[Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney]]===
Imagine the [[Columbine]] killers. Now imagine them as [[autistic]] [[tranny]] [[faggots]]. Now give them handguns. This is your end result.

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===[[Dillon Cossey]]===
Some fatass who was planning an attack on his school, but got arrested after the [[NSA]] did their job right or some shit. Had frequent communication online with [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], the Finnish mass murderer.

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===[[Dimitris Patmanidis]]===
'''Alias: Death_Salvation'''

Dimitris was a 19-year-old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, [[Greece]]. On April 10th, [[2009]], he shot up his college armed with a [[Tomb Raider]] arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using [[Myspace]] in 2009.

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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OAED_Vocational_College_shooting TOW's article]

*[https://tedlaskaris.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/first-ever-school-shooting-in-greece-jolts-everybody/ First ever school shooting in Greece jolts everybody] {{Archive|8jaow}}

*[http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-wounds-3-kills-self-at-greek-college/ Teen Wounds 3, Kills Self At Greek College] {{Archive|C9NRl}}

===[[Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]===
Dimitrios is yet another white [[virgin with rage]] who shot up his art class at Santa Fe High School in May 2018. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from the gene pool and the American taxpayer is supporting his worthless existence in a mental institution. Dimitrios was a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia like his heroes Dylan and Eric. His whole plan was copy-pasted from Columbine, including the explosives that failed to go off.

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===Dominick Sergio Maldonado===
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in [[Washington]]. He attempted to get a high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20-year-old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of [[Meth]]. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Mall_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/tacoma-mall-shooter-dominick-maldonado-impresses-girl-marries/story?id=14064236 Prison Love: Girl Falls Hard, Marries Tacoma Mall Shooter] {{Archive|pqXrB}}

*[http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/mall-shooter-world-will-feel-my-anger/ Mall shooter: “World will feel my anger”] {{Archive|KAUJP}}

===[[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously. He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head. Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Elizabeth Lecron===
Elizabeth was a 23 year old Tumblrette [[dyke]], Columbiner, and former pen-pal of tactical bowlcut wearer [[Dylann Roof]] from [[Ohio]]. She got on the CIA glownigger watchlist in [[2018]] after her boyfriend told an undercover agent about their plans for an attack. They soon found her CharlestonChurchMiracle Dylann Roof Tumblr stan page. She was obsessed with Columbine and had apparently gone on a sabbatical to Columbine High School. Elizabeth got herself and her boyfriend arrested after admitting her "D-Day" plans to blow up a bar to ANOTHER undercover agent and buying gunpowder and screws. On top of this, she listed all her plans in a diary. She couldn't have made the prosecution's case against her any easier.

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===Eric McKeehan===
Eric and two other students were arrested in November [[2001]], for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on '''New Bedford High School'''. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in Americans' minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in Littleton, there have been countless copycats.

{{Archive|3b9ME|New Bedford tragedy averted}}

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===[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]===
23-year-old hawt gril irl that wanted to shoot up her former school, but was arrested because she [[Fail|posted about it on the internet]].
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===[[Fede Guevara]]===
a Mexican autistic known for committing his most famous shooting in Latin America in 2017 and was well known for the false belief that he was from the famous controversial Hispanic group Legion Hulk, it is also known that the boy shared his announcement of the shooting Hispachan And even worse, failing badly because he only killed one person and the rest nothing, causing him to be totally one of the worst lists of shooters who made a bad score

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==G, H, I==

===Geddy Lee Kramer===
Dumbass white kid who literally went [[postal]] at a FedEx warehouse on April 29th, 2014. Luckily for all his coworkers, he filled his weapons with buckshot and bird-shot too for some reason. Geddy couldn't aim for shit either (WITH BUCKSHOT). Other than the guy he surprised with a shot to the gut, his other victims were basically only hit in the legs. The spray and pray method was completely ineffective so he failed to get any kills (other than himself). Geddy was an emasculated virgin who admitted to being a [[piss]] fetishist in his manifesto.

{{Quote|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION?|[[BILLY MAYS]]}}

Failing to have an ounce of originality in his body, he was a fan of KMFDM and Rammstein just like his idols. Apparently, he was also the pinnacle of a school shooter stereotype since he was a loner who wore all black and was obsessed with guns and Columbine. He planned a school shooting to take place on April 20, 2013, the 14th anniversary of Columbine. However, he was such a loser, he was unable to procure any weapons.
He couldn't even manage to find a toothless [[crackhead]] [[prostitute]] to suck him off in the bad part of town, probably due to smelling like shit because he slept on a pee-soaked mattress (also self-admitted in his [https://patch.com/georgia/acworth/fedex-shooters-suicide-note-i-want-to-hurt-people manifesto]).

Geddy wrote sometime in 2012 "I wish I could kill all of them, but there's just not enough time and so much to do. And, like Dylan Klebold, I think I'll have some followers. Maybe a few at least. All I have to say to them is kill those that stand in your way." [[How do I shot web?|You have to frag some fags first retard]]. EPIC FUCKING FAIL.

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===Georg R.===
A German dude who went postal at his school in 2009. He apparently crunched data about mass murderers on Wikipedia, probably including Columbine.

===Grant Acord===
A 17-year-old student from Albany, Oregon. He built several bombs and had a very detailed plan for an attack, modeled after the Columbine killer's own plans. He was only caught because a faggot [[snitch]]ed him out. He was obsessed with Columbine and studied their weapons too.

*[http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0526/Bombs-in-teen-bedroom-How-Columbine-copycat-plot-was-foiled-video Bombs in teen bedroom: How Columbine copycat plot was foiled (+video)] {{Archive|Oo3X7}}

*[http://koin.com/2014/05/12/grant-acord-admits-charges-school-bomb-plot/ Grant Acord admits charges in school bomb plot] {{Archive|BTony}}

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===[[Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]===
Two [[Brazil|Brazilians]] (17 and 25 respectively) that attacked their school in the favela. Guilherme was a fuckboy [[zoomer]] who admired not only the Columbine kids but [[Timothy McVeigh]] and [[Anders Breivik]] as well. He recruited his autistic friend Luiz, who was absolutely useless during the attack. They killed five kids, two teachers, and Guilherme's uncle. Maybe could have gotten more kills if THEY BROUGHT MORE THAN ONE GUN. Guilherme actually has a decent sized following of thirst fangirls in Brazil.
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===Gunnar Rice, Asa Candela, and Dylan Michael DeAngelis===
A trio of retarded 14 and 15 year olds that made their own set of basement tapes detailing an epic attack on Zemmer Middle School set for 2020. They were v& in 2017 after someone snitched on them. Upon being questioned in court, they responded with "it was just a prank bro". See how long you can get through their cringy basement tapes.

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==J, K, L==

===Jared Cano===
In 2011, Jared Cano, a 16-year-old stoner who tried to blow up Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida on the first day after being expelled in April of that year was arrested after an anonymous tip complained of him testing out bombs. He ended up getting his ass sentenced to 15 years in prison.

===[[Javier Romero]]===
An Argentine who committed his shooting that killed one person and left one person injured, because people teased him with the nickname PanTriste (SadPan).

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===[[Jeff Weise]]===
Jeff Weise was a fat [[Injun]] [[goth]] outcast from some shitty rez in [[Minnesota]]. He copied Columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "[[Do you believe in god]]?" the same line that Dylan Klebold said to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.

===Jesse Osborne===
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===John David LaDue===
A 17-year-old boy from Waseca, Minnesota. He produced several bombs which he recorded videos of him testing. He stored his weapons in a storage unit where a suburban whore spotted him acting suspiciously and reported him to the pigs. They caught him and he was arrested for 2 years until being released in 2016. He apparently wanted to kill his entire family, start a fire, then kill everyone he could. His journal revealed his plans. On [[Facebook|fagbook]], he liked guns, the "dark side", and nearly 200 heavy metal bands. He had a history hunting and posed with a slain deer. He idolized Eric Harris extremely. He wanted to initiate his attack on April 20th. The fag admitted he was never bullied, so he has 0 reason to want to do this shit. Faggot. He hated [[Adam Lanza]] because that fag targeted little kids. "I didn't want to be known as a guy who would go to a place with a bunch of kindergartners" John studied nearly 100 years of mass shootings in the USA. It is very likely that if he wasn't stopped, his attack could have potentially killed up to 300 people, becoming one of the deadliest acts of domestic terrorism in the history of America.

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/01/justice/minnesota-attack-thwarted/ Police: Minnesota teen planned school massacre] {{Archive|SQyCU}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/25/us/minnesota-attack-teen-interview/ Minnesota teen who planned school massacre: 'I think I'm really mentally ill'] {{Archive|lLNMm}}

*[http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/03/us/minnesota-foiled-school-massacre-john-ladue/ The massacre that didn't happen] {{Archive|W0S6Y}}

*[http://www.startribune.com/john-ladue-expected-to-go-home-to-waseca-today/378131721/ John LaDue returns home to Waseca] {{Archive|u7Zpv}}

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===John Hagins===
19-year-old dumbfuck [[Florida|Floridian]] who was arrested before being able to go postal due to telling everyone and their mother about his plans to "enact a Columbine" at Embry-Riddle [[College|University]] on [[Snapchat]]. [[Police|The pigs]] caught him with a collapsible Kel Tec SUB2000 rifle and 9 mm rounds. Basically, Hagins was being a [[butthurt]] faggot about getting suspended and threw a big boy temper tantrum resulting in him getting v&.

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===John L Schultz IV and Donald V Robin Jr.===
Two Columbiner [[meth]]heads, 18 and 17 years old respectively, from [[Indiana]] who listened to KMFDM and made plans on [[Facebook]] to shoot up multiple schools in [[2020]]. Someone snitched on them to the feds, which is their fault as they were too stupid to keep their mouths shut. The pigs found rifles, bullets, a hit list, and of course, trench coats in their rooms. They couldn't come up with their nicknames so they called each other Reb and Vodka (Eric and Dylan's nicknames) because having any creativity would be too hard. Also searched for things like "how to hide a gun under a trenchcoat" and "how to steal propane tanks" and other obvious queries that would get you on the [[CIA]] glow-niggers' watchlist. Like every other wannabe, they wanted to beat their heroes' high score but there was no way they would ever be able to considering they have an IQ of 100 combined. Donald Robin was given 17 years in return for tattling on his boyfriend. John has yet to be sentenced but he'll get to know his cellmates Bubba and Tyrone very well. Voted most likely of the wannabes to ask "[[Do you believe in god]]?

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===Jon W. Romano===
Jon Romano was a 16-year-old who tried to shoot up Columbia High School, located in suburban Albany, New York in 2004. Only one teacher was wounded by this jackass. He was severely mentally ill and was barred from attending the school for a while, similar to Jeff Weise. He lost all of his friends and was extensively bullied by the school. He watched [[Michael Moore]]'s movie, Bowling For Columbine, and referenced this in his suicide note left at home. He shot at two people basically point blank with a shotgun and missed somehow. Then two teachers successfully talked him down, wrestled the guns away, and detained him in the office until the pigs could arrive. He was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for such a pitiful display. {{Archive|7Bbgn}} {{Archive|RAIs1}}

Luckily for Jon, his ineptitude was a virtue as he was released from prison in 2020 and now has a [[TikTok]] account where he describes his encounter with a sword wielding homeless man defending his honor.{{sauce}}

===[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|José Ángel Ramos Betts]]===
11 year old kid in [[Mexico]] borrowed two handguns from his [[Narcovideo|narco]] grandad to play [[Fortnite]] IRL at Colegio Cervantes on January 10, 2020. He executed his teacher cartel-style and injured six before killing himself via shooting directly into his eyeball. José wore a homemade natural selection shirt and suspenders. Getting tired of reading that yet? The Mexican [[old media]] blamed violence in [[vidya]] games for the shooting years after [[USA|Americunts]] got bored of doing it.

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===[[Jose Reyes]]===
A [[12 year old boy]] from Sparks, [[Nevada]], who on October 21st, [[2013]], stole his parents pistol and shot up the basketball court, injuring three people, one of which was killed. After this, he committed suicide. Police found pictures of the Columbine killers on his phone.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Middle_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[http://kunr.org/post/clinton-cites-sparks-middle-shooting-push-gun-control#stream/0 Clinton Cites Sparks Middle Shooting In Push For Gun Control]

*[http://mynews4.com/news/local/community-remembers-sparks-middle-school-shooting-victims Community remembers Sparks Middle School shooting victims]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nevada-middle-school-shooter-left-2-suicide-notes-cops-article-1.1791820 Nevada middle school shooter left 2 suicide notes: cops]

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===Joshua Alexander O'Connor===
18 year old Eric Harris stan who made plans to shoot up ACES High School in "Mid-April" of 2018, probably to coincide with either the Oklahoma City Bombing (April 19) or Columbine (April 20). He was turned in by his grandma on February 13, 2018, the day before the Parkland shooting and the day after he robbed a convenience store of a whole $100 in a [[Kim Jong-Un]] mask. Here lies another example of why you shouldn't write down your exact plans of your totally epic day of retribution. Joshua [[Cosplay|sported]] Eric Harris' NBK look a month prior to getting caught at school, natural selection shirt (albeit, natural was misspelled) and all, for an acting class. He also bought a Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, the same rifle sported by his hero Eric. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
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===Josh Magee===
A 17 year old boy from Nebraska who was inspired by Columbine. He was arrested in early 2004 after he was caught. The cops found a fuckload of bombs and weapons.

*[http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-18-school-nebraska_x.htm Nebraska teen's bomb plot foiled] {{Archive|RrEUP}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-high-school-making-progress/article_fbcc80d9-f55c-5a0a-b741-dec521a84944.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm High School making progress] {{Archive|uWjxy}}

*[http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/man-who-plotted-attack-at-malcolm-h-s-to-transfer/article_8f58451e-168f-5cd8-86d8-8ee4c2697526.html Man who plotted attack at Malcolm H.S. to transfer out of psychiatric hospital] {{Archive|y6XAk}}

===[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]===
21 year old [[Spain|Spaniard]] who tried to obtain 140 kilos of materials for making explosives, resulting in getting himself v& on October 2, 2012. He had written about plans to blow up the University of Balearic Islands on April 20, 2013 and posted about Columbine on his blog. He caught the interest of los glownegros because of his blog detailing "operación Columbainero" and other comments sympathizing with Reb and Voddy. Being a Europoor, he had a hard time gaining access to weapons and resorted to explosives. He was released from prison in 2016.

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===Julio César Jasso===
On the 27th anniversary of Columbine, a 27-year-old [[Mexican|Mexicunt]] tried to offer a sacrifice to the [[Aztec]] gods by gunning down some tourists at the [[Illuminati Confirmed|Teotihuacan pyramids]] using a snubnose revolver without speedloaders. Unsurprisingly, he did absolutely dogshit, only killing a Canadian [[foid]] and injuring six others before becoming [[an hero]] himself. Prior to his suicide, he tried holding a bunch of tourists hostage, but pussied out and took the high ground further up the pyramid when the pigs arrived, allowing his hostages to get away. Perhaps the only notable aspect of this shooting was that Julio, [[manchild|a grown man pushing 30]], carried a framed [[AI artwork|AI-generated]] portrait of a buff version of himself alongside Eric and Dylan while wearing a shirt that reads "[[Cringe|Disconnect & Self-Destruct]]".

 {{Rainbow|Get a load of this shit}} 

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*{{Wikilink|2026_Teotihuacan_pyramids_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{twitter|JassoOlin|Julio César Jasso Olín}} - {{archive|e0GN3}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1srrgrz/video_of_the_teotihuacan_shooter_speaking_to/|Video where he's speaking to the hostages}}
*{{reddit|masskillers/comments/1sqzl1v/gunman_opens_fire_at_the_pyramids_of_teotihuacán/|Gameplay footage}}

===Justin Dorset===
Justin Dorset was a [[thirteen year old boy|fifteen year old]] middle school student who tried to shoot his teacher but missed and an heroed instead on May 18, 2009. The [[lulz]] come from the fact he attempted to go postal in his shitty rural Louisiana town with his dad's .25 pistol and five bullets. Unsurprisingly, he had a fetish for the Columbine duo. His last words were "Hail [[Marilyn Manson]]" (really).
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===Kali Jade Bookey===

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of [[Wisconsin]] slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.

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===Karl Pierson===
{{fyi|Arapahoe High School is located in Littleton, CO, about 8 miles from Columbine!}}
Some asshole kid who got really butthurt about getting booted from the debate team at Arapahoe Highschool so he went postal on December 13, 2013. He wanted his NBK to coincide with Adam Lanza's crusade against kindergarteners at Sandy Hook that occurred a year earlier but unfortunately for him, the 14th landed on a Saturday. Karl's NBK was insignificant to say the least. He shot some hoe in the head then went to library to threw a single molotov and rage quit like a bitch. Didn't go after the debate team teacher (who also happened to be the librarian) due to being a [[pussybitch]].

Karl was obviously aware of the killers since he lived in Littleton but was particularly fond of King of Edgelords Eric Harris. When he wasn't plagiarizing his hero almost word for word, he listened to KMFDM and shilled [[Communism]] to anyone that would listen.

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===[[Kimveer Gill]]===
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore trenchcoats, obsessed over [[Goth]] culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine. The only notable thing about Kimveer is that his name was the inspiration behind Adam Lanza's "Queer for Kimveer" Tumblr.

===Kyle Davies===
Kyle Davies was an 18 year old autistic britfag nerd and admirer of Anders Breivik and Columbine. He was planning to go NBK on his college but got caught after ordering a glock-17 from an M16 sponsered honeypot on [[Deep web|teh dark net]]. Kyle was immediately vanned after the coppers found a trenchcoat alongside elaborate written plans and is set to rot in prison for 16 years. Also studied fellow failure Liam Lyburd extensively.

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===[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble===

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

==M, N, O==

===[[M.A.C.]]===
A Chilean who tried to commit his own shooting but failed horribly.
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===[[Martin Peyerl]]===
16 year old [[nazi]] [[kraut]] who sniped some people from his house. Wrote about Columbine in his journal the day before the attack and said others should do what they did.

===[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]===
Matthew Murray (Alias: [[Nghtmrchld26]]) was a 24 year old ex-[[Christfag]] from Colorado who went for the high score at two mega churches. Matt became an hero after being shot by the security guard. He was strongly influenced by Columbine, and probably visited the area since he was just a few suburbs away. He left behind many edgy postings on Christian forums. One of his posts was literally copy and pasted from Eric's journal: "I'm coming for EVERYONE soon and I WILL be armed to the @#%$ teeth and I WILL shoot to kill. Feel no remorse, no sense of shame, I don't care if I live or die in the shoot-out. All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world". This is verbatim what Eric wrote but with Brooks Brown replaced with Christians. He also made a fan video of Eric and Dylan with Anarchy by KMFDM in the background (probably with Window's Movie Maker since this was in 2007).

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===[[Max Porta]]===
[[13 year old boy|13 year old]] [[dago]] who attacked his school in [[Spain|Barcelona]] with a homemade crossbow and a machete because he got picked on a little [[Waaaambulance|:(]]. He shot a teacher in the face with his crossbow and then sliced some kids before [[Crybaby|crying like a little bitch and collapsing in a teacher's arms.]] Committed his attack on April 20th, [[2015]], the 16th anniversary of [[Columbine]].

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===[[Medianeira School Shooting]]===
An anonymous fat fuck in Brazil wore his Eric Harris cosplay to school and threw some firecrackers at his classmates with his friend for a couple minutes before being busted GTA style and promptly v&. He shot three kids' legs with some piece of shit gun. The duo failed at everything Eric and Dylan did but excelled at demonstrating why the bullying at school was justified. They were only put away for a couple months each so maybe they will come back some day for round two?

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===Michael Piggin===
[[Autistic]] [[Britfag]] who planned a shooting at his college, a cinema and a mosque with a bunch of air guns and bombs. Was arrested after threatening kids with a knife. Looked up to [[Anders Breivik]] and the Columbine killers, wore a trenchcoat and planned to wear it in the attack. He referred to his attack as "the new Columbine" in his diary.

===[[Mikhail Pivnev]]===
Mikhail is another Trench Coat Mafia Russian kid who attacked his teacher with a meat cleaver in a Moscow [[suburb]] on September 15, 2017. 15 year old Mikhail brought an airsoft gun to his NBK and was v& immediately. It is rumored the principal was warned about Mikhail's plans but did nothing. He made references to Columbine and also changed his last name to Klebold on his social media. The teacher lived so his kill count is a resounding ZERO.

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===Nicole Cevario===
18 year old Femoid who got caught before her day of retribution that was to take place on April 5, 2017 at her high school in [[Maryland]]. Like every other retard on this list that got caught, she wrote down her epic Columbine-esque plans in a journal. She wrote in her journal that she wanted to be "the first real female school shooter". The pigs found a Remington shotgun, ammo, and materials to make pipe bombs (maybe these ones would actually go off). She has been put away for 20 years. Don't write down your plans.

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===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]]===
[[Autistic]] [[incel]] who shot up his school in Parkland, Florida, however unlike most on this list, he actually got a good kill count and managed to beat Columbine. Constantly researched school shootings and watched videos about Columbine, and had a picture of Columbine High School on his phone.

===[[Orlando Harris]]===
Somehow, black Columbiners exist despite the fact that E&D called Isaiah Shoels [[nigger|the unwholesome-to-BIPOCs word]].

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===[[Owen Lawrence]]===

38-year-old Britfag white supremacist runs around with [[Gun control|CO2 guns and a crossbow]] before [[An Hero]]ing. '''Oldest Columbiner to date!''' Also a [[Tarrantula]].

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==P, Q, R==

===[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]===
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, [[Mr. Saari]], took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
{{kf|randy-stair-andrew-blaze-pioneersproductions-embers-ghost-squad-egs.31437/|Kiwi Farms}}

[[Deadname|Randy Robert Stair]] was a demented [[Tranny]] and [[Columbiner]] who shot up the grocery store he worked at, killing 3. Like Cho, he locked the doors to the place before sperging out and becoming an hero. In addition to mass shootings, Randy was obsessed with Danny Phantom and made up his own fantasy world about it. He had a specific fetish for goth ghost girl Ember McClain who appeared in one episode. He made himself a ghost [[OC]] named Andrew Blaze as well as a couple other goth girls for his ghost band (EGS). Randy had three JewTube channels, [[Twitter]] for every character, and a [[Wikia]] to document the lore of the [[DMCA|intellectual property]] he was plagiarizing. Had a very special episode of his cartoon series on his channel where he did a school shooting with his favorite [[emo]] girl OC.

Became infamous on teh [[internetz]] for being extremely easy to make fun of. Distinguished [[Cancer]]-[[AIDS]] sufferer [[Mister Metokur]] made a particularly moving biographical piece on Randy. Just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WANNABE, Randy licked the boots of none other than Eric Harris. Randy wrote about the long dead 18 year old in his diary and cosplayed as him.
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===Robert and Michael Bever===
The Bever family killings of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma could be best described as being the spiritual precursor to the [[Nicholas Prosper|Prosper family murders]] in that both involved wannabe mass shooters fucking up their plans before they could even manage to complete the first step: killing off their family.

{{quote|I would never give up having any of my children so I could have more money. They are amazing people and the world will benefit by having them in it.|{{Reddit|Frugal/comments/2r7uhv/comment/cndfqjw/|April Bever, months before getting shanked by these "amazing people"}}}}

Robert and Michael were raised in a [[Pregnophile|big]], [[Waco|closed-off]], [[fundie|bible-thumping]] family where they spent their entire lives being [[Goofy Time|slapped around]] and [[homeschooled]] in preparation for the oncoming [[Armageddon]], and as a result, had zero social interaction growing up, making them destined to be future murderers. [[You|Like many socially-isolated retards]], the duo developed a fascination with mass shooters and serial killers like the Columbine shooters and [[James Holmes]], and ultimately decided to [[NBK|pull one of their own]].

They first planned to use knives to kill and dismember the rest of their family to get them out of the way, allegedly intending to film the murders too, and then buy ammunition, guns, and armor online using money from Robert's job at a [[irony|religious call center]]. Later they would embark on a cross-country killing spree where they aimed to kill at least five people per state to reach a [[unrealistic expectations|grand total of 500 kills]], though they failed spectacularly when their little brother called the cops on them right as they started the stabbing but not before they managed to kill five members of the family. At the very least, they can cross Oklahoma off their list.

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*{{Wikilink|Broken_Arrow_murders|TOW coverage}}
*{{Yt|ch|UC53hjlCPZDpTU7Ns4a1eCdw|ColtEmpireOfficial}} - Their YouTube channel
*{{Reddituser|aokiemom}} - Mom's Reddit account
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/evidence-related-to-bever-family-murders-released-after-michael-bevers-conviction MSM article containing mirrors of the 911 call and interrogation video]
*[https://ktul.com/news/local/pictures-of-michael-bevers-jailhouse-journal?photo=1 Pictures of Michael Bever's edgy jailhouse journal]

===[[Robert Steinhauser]]===
Robert was a kraut who got expelled from his schule for not attending and forging a note which said that he was at a doctor, which is why he wasn't attending. What he was really doing was hanging out at a gun club. He tricked his mommy into thinking that he was still at school and apparently "was fascinated by the attack at Columbine and admired Harris' and Klebold's methods" according to Peter Langman. On April 26 2002, he discriminately targeted and executed a fuckton of teachers with high skill, and accidentally killed 2 students after shooting through a door. I guess skipping school to go to gun clubs was worth it, even though it got him expelled. However he somehow lost all of his fucking braincells mid-amok, because a teacher managed to lure him into a classroom and lock him in. However, Robert hadn't lost enough brain cells to realize that it was a good time to an hero because the pigs would probably zerg rush the room ASAP. At least he was a copycat who was decent.

===Robert Gladden Jr.===
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

*[http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-02-25/news/bs-md-gladden-sentencing-20130225_1_gladden-daniel-borowy-perry-hall-high-school Perry Hall High School shooter Gladden gets 35 years in prison] {{Archive|FuHAH}}

*[http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/crime/robert-wayne-gladden-jr.-PEOCVC000212-topic.html Text messages show Gladden warned of bringing gun to school] {{Archive|35mZm}}

*[http://patch.com/maryland/perryhall/hearing-reveals-dark-details-on-accused-perry-hall-st748b111a32 UPDATE: Hearing Reveals Dark Details On Accused Perry Hall Student Shooter] {{Archive|Qd2LZ}}

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJjmiSC9Bs Police interview video, part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcDyDa6pGQ 2] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqL73nDLIUk 3]

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==S, T, U, V==
===[[Sebastian Bosse]]===
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore a trenchcoat.

===Seth Trickey===
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;

{{Quote|I exploded; I know I was angry. I put a lot of pressure on myself to make good grades. If I didn't make that goal, I would get mad. I got mad at myself and at the school, because I felt they didn't do the right thing or something like that. I feel really bad, really, really bad that I did it. I wish I didn't do it every time I wake up in the morning. I wish I never hurt those victims, and I wish I never hurt my family the way I did.}}

In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.

{{Archive|OoSS7|Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students}}, {{Archive|icRlf|5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting}}, {{Archive|Rd8QQ|Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say}}, {{Archive|C35y7|School shooter says he's sorry}}, {{Archive|uINtz|Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares}}.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdJYwesGKo News Video]

===Sky Bouche===
5'4 manlet who staged the most boring school shooting ever with a KDA of 0/0/1 on April 20, 2018 (Columbine's 19th B-day!) in Florida two months after Nikolas Cruz stampeded through Parkland. Said he did it because he "felt ignored" and wanted people to feel scared. Apparently, Sky had been on the Feds' radar since [[2013]] after posting comments supporting Columbine. He got thirty years in prison so don't bring a gun to school unless you mean it.
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===[[NIU Valentine's Day Massacre|Stephen Kazmierczak]]===
27 year old responsible for the shooting at NIU on Valentine's Day [[2008]]. He studied V-Tech and Columbine extensively. Stephen was a big fan of the movie [[Saw]] and even had a super gay tattoo of Jigsaw on his forearm. He is said to have been bullied in highschool until he graduated in 1998 for being a trenchcoat wearing goth (he even did it before it was cool). In '99 it was too late to show those bullies dad's guns unfortunately. After downing a bottle of Tylenol in 1996, Stephen was put on every medication under the sun. He stopped taking his meds in 2001 and was doing pretty ok for a couple years. <s>He became unable to cope with life after graduating from university</s> Marilyn Manson's music made him do it!!!1!
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===[[Sulejman Talovic]]===
Although Sulejman was also a member of [[Islam|the Religion of peace]], he was also a columbiner because of course. Wore a trenchcoat during his Jihad

===Thomas Wyllie and Alex Bolland===
Two 14 year old [[England|Brit-fags]] [[kid]]s who plotted to get a co-op high score at their school in [[Yorkshire]] in 2017. Thomas Wylie, the ringleader of the operation was your average bullied [[emo]] [[twink]] who worshipped Eric Harris and Charles Manson. The two got v& after Alex Bolland [[Pu55y|pussied]] out and told some girl on [[Snapchat]] about their plans. The two were put away for 12 and 10 years respectively.
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===[[Tim Kretschmer]]===
An IRL troll from Germany. This disillusioned teenager went for the high score and killed 15 people in March 2009. He was well-aware of Columbine and used a picture of the gunmen as an avatar or signature on a forum he browsed.

===Todd Cameron Smith===
Perpetrator of the first ever Columbine Copycat attack. He shot up his school in [[Canada]] only 8 days after Columbine happened. He killed one, injured another, and missed his third target. He got wrestled to the ground and arrested. Throughout his life, he was extremely bullied and dropped out of the school a few months before shooting it up. The father of a victim forgave Todd, and became an anti-bullying activist.

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._R._Myers_High_School_shooting Wikipedia Article]

*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/usgunviolence.usa Schoolboy killing stuns Canada] {{Archive|kzjEV}}

*[http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/taber-shootings/ Taber Shootings] {{Archive|EvdGd}}

*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/one-dead-one-wounded-in-alberta-school-shooting-1.188376 One dead, one wounded in Alberta school shooting] {{Archive|qlaou}}

===[[Trey Eric Sesler]]===
Trey Sesler was a [[NEET]] known on [[YouTube|Jewtube]] as Mr. [[anime|Anime]] until he wiped out his family on March 20, [[2012]] with a Hi-Point model 995 carbine rifle, Eric Harris' weapon of choice. He had plans to shoot up Waller High School but he was caught by the police fucking around at his friend's house. Trey was purportedly interested in both Columbine and V-Tech. He was given life in prison with no parole, so no more anime for this guy.

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===[[Vester Flanagan]]===
Proving that not all Columbine copycats are skinny white and asian fags, Flanagan is a [[nigger]] [[faggot]] known for killing two reporters during a broadcast on live TV. He admired Eric and Dylan as well as Cho, especially the latter for his impressive [[High Score|kill count]].

===Victor Cordova Jr===
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, [[New Mexico]] in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".

*{{Archive|eNUHU|Girl dies from school shooting}}

*{{Archive|Ere7g|13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting}}

*{{Archive|34zwC|Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets}}

===[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]===
The best copycat on this list by virtue of outdoing his hero Reb's very own NBK. This strapping, young [[Ukraine|Ukraini]] lad is what Eric Harris wishes he could have been. First off, Vladislav managed to build explosives that actually detonated. Second, he got a better kill count in single player than Reb and Vod got combined. Congratulations Vladislav! You are the [[winrar]]!!

==W, X, Y, Z==

===[[William Atchison]]===
Aka [[User:AlGore]] or "couch cuck". Atchison went to his old high school disguised as a normal student and prepared his load out in a bathroom where he shot an unfortunate bystander who just wanted to take a piss. Will ran out, shot some random girl who was late to class on the wrong day, and tried to breach a classroom barricaded by an old lady and a very comfy couch. He then proceeded to shoot at the wall before becoming an hero when the partyvan arrived.
All in all, Will killed a pitiful two people despite being armed with the knowledge of a thousand wise men after reading every wikipedia article on mass shooters.

AlGore was a notorious edgelord who made hundreds of edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this wiki]] about school shootings and Columbine in particular. If you have read an ED article about any mass shooter made before 2017, you've read his writing. He also happens to be the creator of this very article!

*[http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/07/us/aztec-high-school-shooting-new-mexico/index.html| Aztec High School shooting: 2 slain students identified]

===[[High Score/Loserinfo#Yaroslav Ovsiuk|Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]===
He was going to become the new Vladislav Roslyakov, but as everyone knows, he failed and ended up being raped, Some time later he became quite famous for being the cosplayer of Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.
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===[[You]]===

== Miscellaneous ==

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

*3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

*Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.

*Three students from Port Huron, Michigan were arrested on suspicion of planning a columbine-inspired attack on their school.

*Just one day after [[Kimveer Gill]]s shooting, a 17 year old boy revealed to the police that two students at his school were planning a mass shooting based on Columbine. The police arrested the youth, and found sawed off shotguns, automatic weapons, pistols, ammo, bombs / guides, camouflage clothes, gas masks, suicide notes and more.

*Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.

*Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

*[[:File:Disturbedletter.jpg|A letter sent to the parents]] of [[Dylan Klebold]] by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from [[Pennsylvania]] who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2820765/High-school-senior-17-obsessed-Columbine-massacre-wrote-shooting-classmates-one-one-blowing-cafeteria-journal.html]

* In 2001, a threatening and suspicious note was passed along to the police in Elmira, New York. The cops found a senior student who had access to a pistol, 18 bombs, and a sawed off shotgun.

*An internet conversation was sent to the pigs. They found the suspect, a student, was planning a massacre at his school. He had a stolen AK-47 in possession.

* In 2011, a snitch ratted out a Utah teenager who made plots to kill. He went as far as actually driving to Columbine High School, hundreds of miles to the east, before he attempted his attacks. The teen actually interviewed the CHS principal, Frank DeAngeles.

* {{Archive|Y5exI|Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes}}

* In early February 2016, a 17-year-old Benton High School student in Benton, [[Louisiana]] posted a [[Instagram]] photo of himself photoshopped behind Columbine High School and had a caption with the following: "your favorite school shooter is now one year older, and one year closer to the master plan." He was arrested, charged with terrorizing (info coming out that a crime was in progress or about to take place), and was expelled from the school.

* Two 13-year old boys were arrested in Colorado Springs with conspiracy and "inciting destruction of life or property" on October 9, 2017. They established a “kill list” that named other students, faculty, and staff at Sabin Middle School. Evidence was found including firearms ([http://www.9news.com/news/pd-teens-arrested-for-kill-list-plotting-attack-on-school/481971493 PD: Teens arrested for ‘kill list,' plotting attack on school])

* 2 [[Britfags]], Matthew Swift and Ross McKnight, were arrested for plotting to shoot up their school, and had the Anarchist Cookbook along with trenchcoats. Ross [[Retard|even wrote his own story for school about him shooting up the school.]] They somehow were found not guilty due to it apparently being just some retarded fantasy.

==See Also==
*[[Columbine]] - In case you haven't read it.
*[[Columbiners]] - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
*[[School Shooting]] - the plan.
*[[High Score]] - the goal.
*[[Mental illness]] - what they have. Obviously.
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] - what they act like.
*[[Teenager]] - What they are.
*[[School]] - Cause of their angst
*[[Autism]] - Their disease
*[[Tumblr]] - Their hideout
*[[Faggotry]] - The essence of their soul.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]

==External Links==

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*{{Archive|rATjW|Ten miles from Columbine, two teenage girls accused of plotting a copycat shooting}}

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*{{Archive|L00Sn|Report: Columbine Has Inspired at Least 74 Massacre Plans, 89 Actual Killings in USA}}

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<td>[[File:Guilherme Taucci Monteiro.jpg|100px|link=Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]</td>
<td style="color:#803e37;">Brazilian school attackers are yet more [[retarded]] [[school shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[Suzano school shooting|D33ployyyzz ins4n3's carnage]]. You can help these type people by reminding them that becoming a [[School shooter|disciple]] will go [[Luluzinho|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Suzano|Guilherme]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Medianeira School Shooting|the Mondrone school shooters]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brazilian school attacks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|December 11, 1995 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Brazilian]]  [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 47, injured 90}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Wellington, Guilherme, Samuel, Marcos, Christian, Flávio, Edmar, Robério, David) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}}
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Much like [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[E&D]], and [[Elliot Rodger]], [[Suzano]] has spawned countless autistic fanatics that have carried out school attacks, both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. However, the origin of all this was not Suzano, but decades ago in 2003 with a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.

== A lesson of history on Brazilian school attackers==
At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that's not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas. In fact it was in 1971 and 2002, but who got more lulz was our friend Edmar and his rampage.

=== Love isn't in the air anymore ===
{{main|Christian Hartmann}}
[[File:ChristianHartmann.png|thumb|left|100px|Brazilian-german dude]]

On December 11th, 1995, in the city of São Paulo, [[Lie|PSL god]] and the son of aeronaut, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, '''Christian Hartmann''', 21-years-old, after he knew that his ex, Renata Alves was with other man, entered the Polytechnic School of the University of São Paulo, and shot her to death and also wounded the boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, in a computer science lab, before he [[an hero]] by giving himself a gun brainwash, ending all his small rampage.

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===Farmer's Rampage===
{{main|Robério Souza de Oliveira}}
[[File:272549059 33d4416e-40dd-4a9d-9481-1831ac0ac4a4.png|thumb|left|100px|Photo where Robério looks like Gabriel, but with a notable farmer hump.]]

On August 6, 2001, in Macaubas, an 18-year-old farmer named Robério Souza [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|de Oliveira]] went to his old school with a shotgun where he was expelled for being [[Retard|annoying]] in [[Columbine|1999]], and shot the teacher he was in love with, And Injured 7 NPC, then he escaped and Anheroes in the head on a hill surrounded by [[Pigs|cops]].

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===The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme]] Prequel===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|No face published due to his retribution]]

Ok, I swear this is not a meme an actually happened. On October 28, 2002, in the city of Jaguaribe, an unidentified 17-year-old "[[Supreme Gentleman|supreme gentleboy]]" by the curious initials of '''[[Elliot Rodger|E.R.]]''' went E.R. at the [[Incel|Sigma]] School, killing two girls that had bullied him before turning himself in to cops. One of the first known school attacks in Brazilian history, and one of the most curious, because of the names and victims. Probably this forgotten school shooting would be a meme on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]] and many TCC kids would make their version.

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===the fat man of revenge===
{{main|Edmar Aparecido Freitas}}
[[File:Edmar2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|will be the first professional shooter Columbine Edition.]]
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Virginia Tech in Brazil===

{{main|Wellington Menezes de Oliveira}}
[[File:Wellington_Menezes_de_Oliveira3.jpg|thumb|left|100px|I am the reincarnation of the Korean from Virginia Tech.]]
On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout "YEEHAW!" and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.

When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.

The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.

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=== Even younger than [[Jose Betts|The Meximbiner]]===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:David Mota Nogueira.jpg|thumb|left|100px|That suit and that expression look a lot like the [[David Sonboly|German shooter]].]]

On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a boy with only 10-years-old, shot his teacher with some sort of handgun, then fled the classroom and fatally wounded himself by giving himself a brainwash.

On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, surviving but David died hours later in the hospital.

The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother "Would you miss me if something happened to me?" Did a school shooting at 10 years old only...

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=== Never let your enemy know your next move ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|He on 2016, after doing a family killing]]
[[File:PATNCCTV.jpeg|thumb|right|100px|2013's gameplay footage]]

On June 12, 2013, in Altamira, 16-year-old '''[[Wikipedia:Patrick Nogueira|François Patrick Nogueira Gouveia]]''' (AKA: '''Patrick Nogueira'''), after his biology teacher, 23-year-old Carlos Alberto Conceição called him a [[true|faggot]], gave him bad grades and had a verbal quarrel with him, Patrick drew a pen knife and stabs him in the neck and belly, while he was with his back turned, distracted, wounding him before getting V& and serving 45 days in youth prison and six months on the nuthouse. Later, on August 17, 2016, after he moved to [[Spain]] and had several quarrels with his uncles, he killed them by the same method as he stabbed the teacher, but with more effectiveness and with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some detached house in Pioz, before dismembering the bodies and putting them in black trash bags. He was V& for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene. Patrick along with a few high scorers are the only ones who played the game 2 times or more in their lives, using the same character.

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=== The unknown one ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:2017BrazilianSchoolShooter (1).jpg|thumb|left|150px|Like [[Nicholas Prosper|Nich]], with glasses on]]

On day October 20, 2017,J.C.A.M , a bullied 14-year-old student, armed with a Taurus PT100 handgun, property from his father, a police officer, stormed in his classroom, killing 2 students and wounding 4 more before he wanted to an hero by brainwash, but a teacher convinced him not to do it, so he dropped the gun and was V&. Besides he's walking free since 2020, the 14-year-old was also inspired by Wellington and the [[Columbine|martyrs of school doom]]. He explained that he was obsessed with die führer, [[Adolf Hitler]] and his ideologies.
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=== First Columbiners in Brazil ===

{{main|Medianeira School Shooting}}

[[File:Medianeira School Shooting Eric Harris.jpg|thumb|left|150px|And you thought fat Eric Harris was a meme]]

On September 28th, 2018, 2 15-year-old students, one being fat Eric Harris and the other being Dylan Harris (dressed in Black and White, being the secondary character), who both glorified columbine and tried to replicate the shooting using a brazilian Derringer named "Garrucha", several knives and using homemade explosives. They were victims of bullying being this the motive behind this unsurprising attack that only managed to wound 2 students, one in the leg and the other in the back until the military police came to V& them. Both of them, They resisted arrest and threw a few of his shitty explosives at them, wounding nobody before they put the hands up, surrendered and V&. Even the Suzano shooter, Guilherme, laughed at them before he committed the following incident.

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=== Brazilian Columbine ===

{{main|Suzano School Shooting}}
[[File:Monteiro.png|thumb|left|100px|Oh yes Niggers.]]
Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his retarded friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some fangirls in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor. In the photo of Guilherme's body, you can see he was wearing the infamous SIEGE™ mask, which led to it becoming the [[Natalie Rupnow|KMFDM shirt]] for Brazilian school attackers.

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=== How many did I score? 5? ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:FKM.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Yes, you scored 5]]

On May 4, 2021, 18-year-old '''Fabiano Kipper Mai''' stormed a early childhood school, amred with a Red Guardian Ninja Sword, killing 3 children, a teacher and a staff member and wounded a teacher before he slashed his throat, severely wounded himself. After his lame mass killing, he asked "How many did i kill? Did i kill 5?. His motive was the Misanthropy, because he was a loner at school and was moderately bullied.

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=== Emo's chimpout ===

{{main|Henrique Lira Trad}}
[[File:Henri.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Hello Guys.]]
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan, Otaku and edgelord from Portumexico, who decided to gear up with his leather jacket, [[Max Porta|crossbow]]s (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police and beat his russian waifu [[Timur Bekmansurov|Timur]]; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who bravely responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). The worst part was when a teacher subdued this faggot with her flip flops on. Henrique got cucked in so many ways that even William's ashes could roll in laugh in the jar.

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=== Emo's chimpout 2: Electric Boogaloo ===

{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas.png|thumb|left|150px|How a e-boy looks at you]]

On September 26, 2022, some 14-year-old Emo, Nazi and Sucksano fanboy by the name of Isaac Silva Chagas, broke into his school with a machete and a revolver from his dad, and [[pussy|cowardly]] killed a cripple student, before he received instant karma, when a man shot him in the back, seriously wounding him and crippled him. Isaac also took a shitton of photos with the infamous SIEGE mask™. Isaac is also [[Kosta Kecmanovic|another]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|victim]] [[Jeffrey Dahmer|of]] [[Retard|retarded]] [[Eric Harris|fangirls]]. So kids, don't kill cripples or you will receive a tablespoon of instant karma.

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=== SIEGE™ Mask, again===

{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}
[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|thumb|left|100px|NAZI LATINO BRENTON.]]
on November 25 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

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===Max Portão===

{{main|Guilherme Reis}}
[[File:Guilherme_Reis.jpg|thumb|left|100px|FUCK YOU.]]

On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme ''Rice'', armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING [[SIEGE™ Mask]], like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero '''[[Max Porta]]''', who's attack was similar (except '''Porta''''s chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Are you happy now? You only [[Nino Luciano|kill a geezer]], idiot.
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=== The elevator boxer ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:LuizHDL.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Am i a good boxer sir?]]

On April 5, 2023, 25-year-old '''Luiz Henrique de Lima''', armed with a tomahawk axe and a butterfly knife, stormed inside a daycare in Blumenau, by jumping a wall before going into a killing spree, targeting toddlers and children, killing 4 and wounding 5 before he was V&. One CCTV video from an elevator captured Luiz, shadow-boxing, like a [[Noob|professional]] boxer. Luiz also, was a druggie, being arrested for possession of narcotics.

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=== 13-year-old edgelord ===

{{main|Muryllo Martins}}

[[File:MurylloMartins2.png|thumb|left|100px|At least you didn't use the SIEGE™ mask]]

On April 11, 2023, 6 days after Luiz's carnage, another 13-year-old edgelord by the name of '''Muryllo Martins''', entered his school in Santa Tereza de Goiás, at 8:00 A.M., storming in his classroom and slashing 3 classmates, all being wounded, before he was V&. In <s>Twitter</s> '''X''', Muryllo, by the name of '''Bugado[[NPC]]''', posted edgy comments and also posted photos where he has knives and even a air rifle. This stabbing was almost forgotten, but didn't because apart from the name reveal and the edgy tweets made, he was allegedly a Sucksano copycat, like Guilherme, so it counts in this article.

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=== Guilherme Eduardo Atchisson ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:MarcosVinicius.png|thumb|left|100px|He looks like an ISIS terrorist]]

On June 19, 2023, 21-year-old former student '''Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas''', armed with a .38 caliber revolver, stormed inside the Colégio Estadual Professora Helena Kolody, in Cambé, pwning 2 16-year-old students, one female and the other one male before he was V&. After being V&, just 2 days during his custody, he an heroed in his cell. He did it because he wanted a revenge on bullying and also wanted to copycat sucksano, making himself another [[William Atchison]], being cucked this time by a physiotherapist, disarming him before he tried to [[Breivik|fake being an officer]].

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=== Faggot with rage ===

{{main|Luluzinho}}

[[File:LuluzinhoFemboy.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Of course he wants a big juicy dick]]

On October 23rd, 2023, a [[Femboy]] and [[gay]] 17-year-old [[E-girls and e-boys|e-celebrity]], tired of being called a faggot, and with the desire to copycat sucksano, brought a .38 caliber revolver to school, like most of the brazilian school shooters and wounded 2 classmates in his class before he went to the staircase and shot Giovanna [[Cow|Bezerra]], a 17-year-old posh bitch in the back of the head, killing her before he was V&. Luluzinho, who was before the shootings, was recorded in the street, getting laid with another faggot. He also did several threats of committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]], in a group in [[Discord]], catching the e-pigs off guard, not like [[Colt Gray|other people who actually got a better score]]. Obviously, you will never become like [[Patrick Purdy|Purdyfag]], loser.

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=== D88ploy ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:D88PLOY.png|thumb|left|100px|Did you seriously pussied out at last moment?]]

On May 14, 2024, in the shithole of Barcelos, Amazonia, a 14-year-old former student nicknamed online as '''D88Ploy''', invaded the '''Padre João Badalotti State School''' carrying out a knife and a homemade bomb, [[fail|harming none, killing none and only causing chaos]], only to be V&, cause he made a shitty attack. On X, he posted several pictures with the infamous and cringy [[SIEGE™ Mask]], being another Sucksano copycat, this one failed at last moment. The name, D88ploy, was inspired by the username of Guilherme Taucci on Youtube. This foiled attack was forgotten forever to the annals of brazilian school attack history due to being on Brazil, where this last years it became so common.

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=== Motive remains unknown ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:SamuelSA.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You appeared from the shadows or what?]]

On October 18, 2024, 14-year-old brainiac student '''Samuel Santana Andrade''', took his father's .38 caliber revolver and stormed with it in class, killing 3 classmates, thus being 2 girls and a boy. After he committed the triple murder, he decided to sit down in a chair and [[an hero]] by Revolver mouthwash, ending all the shooting, similarly like [[Federico Guevara Elizondo|Fede]], but used a .38 and died at the spot, like his 3 victims. Samuel, who spawned from the nowhere to wreck havoc, didn't left a clear motive behind the shooting, and one hypothesis says that he supposedly committed it out of jealousy.

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=== Women can't score ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:LYSS.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You can't shoot shit]]

On December 17, 2024, some 19-year-old baddie from Natal, '''Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos''', armed with a .38 caliber revolver, shot her teacher, wounding a classmate, before she was V&. The shooter planned to kill 10 people, but her plan was ultimately failed because she pussied out. Yet another proof on why women can't score.

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=== KING OF THE CUCKS (Brazil only) ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Flávio.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Life is hard, kid. Let the adults [[School shooting|solve this like adults]]]]

On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old '''Flávio Medeiros''', aka '''''The Printer Cuck''''', armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having an [[Sex|affair]] with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of the Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he headed to the city's road and after all drama caused, he finally [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[Door Cuck]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ancient muslim Cuck]] and other cucks.

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=== Another brazilian [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi.png|thumb|left|150px|The 9-year-old killed by this faggot. '''''Rest in Peace, king''''']]
Another day in Brazil, another brazilian shitty school attack. This time, a 16-year-old teen, whose ideas were carry out the third portuspic [[Adam Lanza]], entered inside the '''Maria Nascimento Giacomazzi State School''', and asked a teacher to go to the bathroom to piss. In fact, he didn't want to take a piss, he lied that teacher. After he exited, some few minutes later, he threw several firecrackers, like he thought he was [[Sebastian Bosse|Bosse]] and stormed inside a classroom, sadly killing 9-year-old Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi and wounding his teacher and another classmate before he was disarmed, like LiraTrad, and subdued by another staff member [[Lol|with a shovel]], before police V&d him. It was reported that the 16-year-old Lanza wannabe attacker had [[Batshit insane|mental problems]], so, this faggot would enter to a nuthouse for the rest of his life.

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== High Score List ==

Let's see who [[Kill|IRL Permabanned]] the most NPCs in one list.

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio de Janeiro.png|24px|Rio de Janeiro]]
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
| 12
| 22
| Y
| 2011
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#70ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
| 8
| 11
| Y, Y (suicide pact)
| 2019
| FPS, Co-op
|- style{{=}}"background:#80ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]
| Fabiano Kipper Mai
| 5
| 1
| N (Attempted)
| 2021
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#a2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]
| Luiz Henrique de Lima
| 4
| 5
| N
| 2023
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| Samuel Santana Andrade
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]
| J.C.A.M
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| E.R.
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas
| 2
| 0
| Y (in custody)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Guilherme Reis]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Luluzinho]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Sul.png|24px|Rio Grande do Sul]]
| Anonymous 16-year-old teen
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Christian Hartmann]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 1995
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Paraíba.png|24px|Paraíba]]
| Flávio Medeiros
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| [[Isaac Chagas|Isaac Silva Chagas]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| [[Robério Souza de Oliveira]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 2001
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]
| [[Henrique Lira Trad]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]
| [[Muryllo Martins]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2023
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Anonymous Students]]
| 0
| 2
| N, N
| 2018
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| David Mota Nogueira
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Pará.png|24px|Pará]]
| Patrick Nogueira
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2013
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Norte.png|24px|Rio Grande do Norte]]
| Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Amazonas.png|24px|Amazonas]]
| Anonymous 14-year-old teenager
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2024
| Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman
|}}}
</center>

==See Also==
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
*[[Brazil]]
*[[School Shooting]]

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Brazilian school attacks

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<td>[[File:Guilherme Taucci Monteiro.jpg|100px|link=Guilherme Taucci Monteiro]]</td>
<td style="color:#803e37;">Brazilian school attackers are yet more [[retarded]] [[school shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about [[Suzano school shooting|D33ployyyzz ins4n3's carnage]]. You can help these type people by reminding them that becoming a [[School shooter|disciple]] will go [[Luluzinho|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Suzano|Guilherme]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Medianeira School Shooting|the Mondrone school shooters]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Brazilian school attacks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|December 11, 1995 - The heat death of the universe}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 47, injured 90}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Wellington, Guilherme, Samuel, Marcos, Christian, Flávio, Edmar, Robério, David) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}}
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Much like [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[E&D]], and [[Elliot Rodger]], [[Suzano]] has spawned countless autistic fanatics that have carried out school attacks, both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. However, the origin of all this was not Suzano, but decades ago in 2003 with a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.

== A lesson of history on Brazilian school attackers==
At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that's not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas. In fact it was in 1971 and 2002, but who got more lulz was our friend Edmar and his rampage.

=== Love isn't in the air anymore ===
{{main|Christian Hartmann}}
[[File:ChristianHartmann.png|thumb|left|100px|Brazilian-german dude]]

On December 11th, 1995, in the city of São Paulo, [[Lie|PSL god]] and the son of aeronaut, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, '''Christian Hartmann''', 21-years-old, after he knew that his ex, Renata Alves was with other man, entered the Polytechnic School of the University of São Paulo, and shot her to death and also wounded the boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, in a computer science lab, before he [[an hero]] by giving himself a gun brainwash, ending all his small rampage.

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===Farmer's Rampage===
{{main|Robério Souza de Oliveira}}
[[File:272549059 33d4416e-40dd-4a9d-9481-1831ac0ac4a4.png|thumb|left|100px|Photo where Robério looks like Gabriel, but with a notable farmer hump.]]

On August 6, 2001, in Macaubas, an 18-year-old farmer named Robério Souza [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|de Oliveira]] went to his old school with a shotgun where he was expelled for being [[Retard|annoying]] in [[Columbine|1999]], and shot the teacher he was in love with, And Injured 7 NPC, then he escaped and Anheroes in the head on a hill surrounded by [[Pigs|cops]].

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===The [[Supreme Gentleman|Supreme]] Prequel===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|No face published due to his retribution]]

Ok, I swear this is not a meme an actually happened. On October 28, 2002, in the city of Jaguaribe, an unidentified 17-year-old "[[Supreme Gentleman|supreme gentleboy]]" by the curious initials of '''[[Elliot Rodger|E.R.]]''' went E.R. at the [[Incel|Sigma]] School, killing two girls that had bullied him before turning himself in to cops. One of the first known school attacks in Brazilian history, and one of the most curious, because of the names and victims. Probably this forgotten school shooting would be a meme on [[TikTok|ChinkTok]] and many TCC kids would make their version.

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===the fat man of revenge===
{{main|Edmar Aparecido Freitas}}
[[File:Edmar2.jpg|thumb|left|100px|will be the first professional shooter Columbine Edition.]]
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

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===Virginia Tech in Brazil===

{{main|Wellington Menezes de Oliveira}}
[[File:Wellington_Menezes_de_Oliveira3.jpg|thumb|left|100px|I am the reincarnation of the Korean from Virginia Tech.]]
On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout "YEEHAW!" and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.

When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.

The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.

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=== Even younger than [[Jose Betts|The Meximbiner]]===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:David Mota Nogueira.jpg|thumb|left|100px|That suit and that expression look a lot like the [[David Sonboly|German shooter]].]]

On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a boy with only 10-years-old, shot his teacher with some sort of handgun, then fled the classroom and fatally wounded himself by giving himself a brainwash.

On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, surviving but David died hours later in the hospital.

The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother "Would you miss me if something happened to me?" Did a school shooting at 10 years old only...

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=== Never let your enemy know your next move ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:PatrickN.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|He on 2016, after doing a family killing]]
[[File:PATNCCTV.jpeg|thumb|right|100px|2013's gameplay footage]]

On June 12, 2013, in Altamira, 16-year-old '''[[Wikipedia:Patrick Nogueira|François Patrick Nogueira Gouveia]]''' (AKA: '''Patrick Nogueira'''), after his biology teacher, 23-year-old Carlos Alberto Conceição called him a [[true|faggot]], gave him bad grades and had a verbal quarrel with him, Patrick drew a pen knife and stabs him in the neck and belly, while he was with his back turned, distracted, wounding him before getting V& and serving 45 days in youth prison and six months on the nuthouse. Later, on August 17, 2016, after he moved to [[Spain]] and had several quarrels with his uncles, he killed them by the same method as he stabbed the teacher, but with more effectiveness and with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some detached house in Pioz, before dismembering the bodies and putting them in black trash bags. He was V& for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene. Patrick along with a few high scorers are the only ones who played the game 2 times or more in their lives, using the same character.

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=== The unknown one ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:2017BrazilianSchoolShooter (1).jpg|thumb|left|150px|Like [[Nicholas Prosper|Nich]], with glasses on]]

On day October 20, 2017,J.C.A.M , a bullied 14-year-old student, armed with a Taurus PT100 handgun, property from his father, a police officer, stormed in his classroom, killing 2 students and wounding 4 more before he wanted to an hero by brainwash, but a teacher convinced him not to do it, so he dropped the gun and was V&. Besides he's walking free since 2020, the 14-year-old was also inspired by Wellington and the [[Columbine|martyrs of school doom]]. He explained that he was obsessed with die führer, [[Adolf Hitler]] and his ideologies.
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=== First Columbiners in Brazil ===

{{main|Medianeira School Shooting}}

[[File:Medianeira School Shooting Eric Harris.jpg|thumb|left|150px|And you thought fat Eric Harris was a meme]]

On September 28th, 2018, 2 15-year-old students, one being fat Eric Harris and the other being Dylan Harris (dressed in Black and White, being the secondary character), who both glorified columbine and tried to replicate the shooting using a brazilian Derringer named "Garrucha", several knives and using homemade explosives. They were victims of bullying being this the motive behind this unsurprising attack that only managed to wound 2 students, one in the leg and the other in the back until the military police came to V& them. Both of them, They resisted arrest and threw a few of his shitty explosives at them, wounding nobody before they put the hands up, surrendered and V&. Even the Suzano shooter, Guilherme, laughed at them before he committed the following incident.

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=== Brazilian Columbine ===

{{main|Suzano School Shooting}}
[[File:Monteiro.png|thumb|left|100px|Oh yes Niggers.]]
Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his retarded friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some fangirls in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor. In the photo of Guilherme's body, you can see he was wearing the infamous SIEGE™ mask, which led to it becoming the [[Natalie Rupnow|KMFDM shirt]] for Brazilian school attackers.

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=== How many did I score? 5? ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:FKM.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Yes, you scored 5]]

On May 4, 2021, 18-year-old '''Fabiano Kipper Mai''' stormed a early childhood school, amred with a Red Guardian Ninja Sword, killing 3 children, a teacher and a staff member and wounded a teacher before he slashed his throat, severely wounded himself. After his lame mass killing, he asked "How many did i kill? Did i kill 5?. His motive was the Misanthropy, because he was a loner at school and was moderately bullied.

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=== Emo's chimpout ===

{{main|Henrique Lira Trad}}
[[File:Henri.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Hello Guys.]]
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan, Otaku and edgelord from Portumexico, who decided to gear up with his leather jacket, [[Max Porta|crossbow]]s (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police and beat his russian waifu [[Timur Bekmansurov|Timur]]; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who bravely responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). The worst part was when a teacher subdued this faggot with her flip flops on. Henrique got cucked in so many ways that even William's ashes could roll in laugh in the jar.

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=== Emo's chimpout 2: Electric Boogaloo ===

{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas.png|thumb|left|150px|How a e-boy looks at you]]

On September 26, 2022, some 14-year-old Emo, Nazi and Sucksano fanboy by the name of Isaac Silva Chagas, broke into his school with a machete and a revolver from his dad, and [[pussy|cowardly]] killed a cripple student, before he received instant karma, when a man shot him in the back, seriously wounding him and crippled him. Isaac also took a shitton of photos with the infamous SIEGE mask™. Isaac is also [[Kosta Kecmanovic|another]] [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|victim]] [[Jeffrey Dahmer|of]] [[Retard|retarded]] [[Eric Harris|fangirls]]. So kids, don't kill cripples or you will receive a tablespoon of instant karma.

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=== SIEGE™ Mask, again===

{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}
[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|thumb|left|100px|NAZI LATINO BRENTON.]]
on November 25 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

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===Max Portão===

{{main|Guilherme Reis}}
[[File:Guilherme_Reis.jpg|thumb|left|100px|FUCK YOU.]]

On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme ''Rice'', armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING [[SIEGE™ Mask]], like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero '''[[Max Porta]]''', who's attack was similar (except '''Porta''''s chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Are you happy now? You only [[Nino Luciano|kill a geezer]], idiot.
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=== The elevator boxer ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:LuizHDL.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|Am i a good boxer sir?]]

On April 5, 2023, 25-year-old '''Luiz Henrique de Lima''', armed with a tomahawk axe and a butterfly knife, stormed inside a daycare in Blumenau, by jumping a wall before going into a killing spree, targeting toddlers and children, killing 4 and wounding 5 before he was V&. One CCTV video from an elevator captured Luiz, shadow-boxing, like a [[Noob|professional]] boxer. Luiz also, was a druggie, being arrested for possession of narcotics.

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=== 13-year-old edgelord ===

{{main|Muryllo Martins}}

[[File:MurylloMartins2.png|thumb|left|100px|At least you didn't use the SIEGE™ mask]]

On April 11, 2023, 6 days after Luiz's carnage, another 13-year-old edgelord by the name of '''Muryllo Martins''', entered his school in Santa Tereza de Goiás, at 8:00 A.M., storming in his classroom and slashing 3 classmates, all being wounded, before he was V&. In <s>Twitter</s> '''X''', Muryllo, by the name of '''Bugado[[NPC]]''', posted edgy comments and also posted photos where he has knives and even a air rifle. This stabbing was almost forgotten, but didn't because apart from the name reveal and the edgy tweets made, he was allegedly a Sucksano copycat, like Guilherme, so it counts in this article.

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=== Guilherme Eduardo Atchisson ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:MarcosVinicius.png|thumb|left|100px|He looks like an ISIS terrorist]]

On June 19, 2023, 21-year-old former student '''Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas''', armed with a .38 caliber revolver, stormed inside the Colégio Estadual Professora Helena Kolody, in Cambé, pwning 2 16-year-old students, one female and the other one male before he was V&. After being V&, just 2 days during his custody, he an heroed in his cell. He did it because he wanted a revenge on bullying and also wanted to copycat sucksano, making himself another [[William Atchison]], being cucked this time by a physiotherapist, disarming him before he tried to [[Breivik|fake being an officer]].

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=== Faggot with rage ===

{{main|Luluzinho}}

[[File:LuluzinhoFemboy.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Of course he wants a big juicy dick]]

On October 23rd, 2023, a [[Femboy]] and [[gay]] 17-year-old [[E-girls and e-boys|e-celebrity]], tired of being called a faggot, and with the desire to copycat sucksano, brought a .38 caliber revolver to school, like most of the brazilian school shooters and wounded 2 classmates in his class before he went to the staircase and shot Giovanna [[Cow|Bezerra]], a 17-year-old posh bitch in the back of the head, killing her before he was V&. Luluzinho, who was before the shootings, was recorded in the street, getting laid with another faggot. He also did several threats of committing a [[School Shooting|school shooting]], in a group in [[Discord]], catching the e-pigs off guard, not like [[Colt Gray|other people who actually got a better score]]. Obviously, you will never become like [[Patrick Purdy|Purdyfag]], loser.

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=== D88ploy ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:D88PLOY.png|thumb|left|100px|Did you seriously pussied out at last moment?]]

On May 14, 2024, in the shithole of Barcelos, Amazonia, a 14-year-old former student nicknamed online as '''D88Ploy''', invaded the '''Padre João Badalotti State School''' carrying out a knife and a homemade bomb, [[fail|harming none, killing none and only causing chaos]], only to be V&, cause he made a shitty attack. On X, he posted several pictures with the infamous and cringy [[SIEGE™ Mask]], being another Sucksano copycat, this one failed at last moment. The name, D88ploy, was inspired by the username of Guilherme Taucci on Youtube. This foiled attack was forgotten forever to the annals of brazilian school attack history due to being on Brazil, where this last years it became so common.

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=== Motive remains unknown ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:SamuelSA.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You appeared from the shadows or what?]]

On October 18, 2024, 14-year-old brainiac student '''Samuel Santana Andrade''', took his father's .38 caliber revolver and stormed with it in class, killing 3 classmates, thus being 2 girls and a boy. After he committed the triple murder, he decided to sit down in a chair and [[an hero]] by Revolver mouthwash, ending all the shooting, similarly like [[Federico Guevara Elizondo|Fede]], but used a .38 and died at the spot, like his 3 victims. Samuel, who spawned from the nowhere to wreck havoc, didn't left a clear motive behind the shooting, and one hypothesis says that he supposedly committed it out of jealousy.

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=== Women can't score ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:LYSS.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You can't shoot shit]]

On December 17, 2024, some 19-year-old baddie from Natal, '''Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos''', armed with a .38 caliber revolver, shot her teacher, wounding a classmate, before she was V&. The shooter planned to kill 10 people, but her plan was ultimately failed because she pussied out. Yet another proof on why women can't score.

{{clear}}
=== KING OF THE CUCKS (Brazil only) ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Flávio.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Life is hard, kid. Let the adults [[School shooting|solve this like adults]]]]

On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old '''Flávio Medeiros''', aka '''''The Printer Cuck''''', armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having an [[Sex|affair]] with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of the Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he headed to the city's road and after all drama caused, he finally [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[Door Cuck]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ancient muslim Cuck]] and other cucks.

{{clear}}

=== Another brazilian [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}
[[File:Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi.png|thumb|left|150px|The 9-year-old killed by this faggot. '''''Rest in Peace, king''''']]
Another day in Brazil, another brazilian shitty school attack. This time, a 16-year-old teen, whose ideas were carry out the third portuspic [[Adam Lanza]], entered inside the '''Maria Nascimento Giacomazzi State School''', and asked a teacher to go to the bathroom to piss. In fact, he didn't want to take a piss, he lied that teacher. After he exited, some few minutes later, he threw several firecrackers, like he thought he was [[Sebastian Bosse|Bosse]] and stormed inside a classroom, sadly killing 9-year-old Vitor André Kungel Gambirazi and wounding his teacher and another classmate before he was disarmed, like LiraTrad, and subdued by another staff member [[Lol|with a shovel]], before police V&d him. It was reported that the 16-year-old Lanza wannabe attacker had [[Batshit insane|mental problems]], so, this faggot would enter to a nuthouse for the rest of his life.

{{clear}}

== High Score List ==

Let's see who [[Kill|IRL Permabanned]] the most NPCs in one list.

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! FAILED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#1bff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio de Janeiro.png|24px|Rio de Janeiro]]
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
| 12
| 22
| Y
| 2011
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#70ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
| 8
| 11
| Y, Y (suicide pact)
| 2019
| FPS, Co-op
|- style{{=}}"background:#80ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]
| Fabiano Kipper Mai
| 5
| 1
| N (Attempted)
| 2021
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#a2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Santa_Catarina.png|24px|Santa Catarina]]
| Luiz Henrique de Lima
| 4
| 5
| N
| 2023
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| Samuel Santana Andrade
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]
| J.C.A.M
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2017
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| E.R.
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas
| 2
| 0
| Y (in custody)
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Guilherme Reis]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Luluzinho]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Sul.png|24px|Rio Grande do Sul]]
| Anonymous 16-year-old teen
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Christian Hartmann]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 1995
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Paraíba.png|24px|Paraíba]]
| Flávio Medeiros
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| [[Isaac Chagas|Isaac Silva Chagas]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| [[Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Bahia.png|24px|Bahia]]
| [[Robério Souza de Oliveira]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 2001
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Espírito Santo.png|24px|Espírito Santo]]
| [[Henrique Lira Trad]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Goiás.png|24px|Goiás]]
| [[Muryllo Martins]]
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2023
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Paraná.png|24px|Paraná]]
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Anonymous Students]]
| 0
| 2
| N, N
| 2018
| FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of São Paulo.png|24px|São Paulo]]
| David Mota Nogueira
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Pará.png|24px|Pará]]
| Patrick Nogueira
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2013
| Hack'n'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Rio Grande do Norte.png|24px|Rio Grande do Norte]]
| Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Amazonas.png|24px|Amazonas]]
| Anonymous 14-year-old teenager
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2024
| Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman
|}}}
</center>

==See Also==
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Kill count by website]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Pekka Copycats]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
*[[Brazil]]
*[[School Shooting]]

{{High Scores}}
{{Anheroes}}
{{Suzano}}
{{Portuguese}}

Off Them

2026-04-27T12:55:35Z

Mercifulfag: /* Ripoffs */

{{stub}}
{{spoiler|this game will never be updated}}
[[File:OffThemOldMenu.jpg|thumb|350px|Holy shit Omar???]]

'''Off Them''' is a shitty [[mass shooter]] game that was made in [[2025]]. It was originally made as an homage to [[Omar Mateen]], but when [[Faggots|the creator's friends]] pressured him into deleting the map in "memoriam" of the [[Shit nobody cares about|49 fags]], he later rebranded it as Off Them.

== The game ==
[[File:OffThem.jpg|thumb|350px|Main menu]]

[[Lie|The game is pretty good]] for something made in such a short period of time. It's mobile and PC exclusive and it was made by a single developer named '''Ashiev'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}}. Ashiev is a brainrotted [[TCC]]tard who supports [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Omar Mateen]] (even though they would've hated each other) to the point of adding Easter eggs of them in his cringy game. The game lets you shoot up [[Payton Gendron|supermarkets]], [[Columbine|schools]], <s>Pulse Nightclub</s>, and even a sniper map that totally doesn't reference [[Stephen Paddock|that guy]]! The main character of the game also wears a [[SIEGE™ mask]].

== Developer ==
Ashiev is a faggoted self-hating Russophobe Muslim Nazi. After [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] LARPed for Agartha at his school, his home country, [[Indonesia]], got super [[Butthurt|angry]] about radicalism, [[neo-Nazi]]sm, and of course, the shitty [[TCC]], causing them to go [[apeshit]] the second they saw a single thing about mass shootings being posted from their country. Ashiev decided to not tell anybody he was a neo-Nazi because of this, but he was exposed by the Indonesian antifa in the end for being a neo-Nazi, and they reported him to the Indonesian police. Ashiev saw tons of police cars and government vehicles outside his house ever since then, until they finally decided to throw him into the [[Party Van]], where he is now receiving [[Bubba]]'s fair treatment in prison.

== Fandom ==
Okay, I'll give you some time to answer this question; what do you think the community consists of?

A) [[TCC]]tards

B) [[Edgelords]]

C) [[Neo-Nazi]]s

D) [[12-year-old]]s

Okay, time's up! The answer is all of the above. The fanbase is very shitty, especially the moderators. You could make ONE wrong joke and get banned in their shithole of a [[Discord]] server that is now fortunately deleted, while content creators could make (shittily made) mass shooter edits and post them in the server and somehow get away with it. They also ban people for being in the [[TCC]], which you'd think would be a good thing until you realize the creator of the game is part of the [[TCC]] himself.

== Fedding ==
The 14-year-old creator of the game, Ashiev, was fortunately fedded because the Indonesian police saw the old version of his game. You might be wondering what the fuck was in the old version of the game that led to him getting fedded and getting all his shit confiscated. Well, he put an Omar Mateen tribute in the game, added [[Tarrantula]] scribblings to the guns in the game, added a Pulse Nightclub map, and added a GoPro feature (we all know [[Brenton Tarrant|who this is referencing]]).

== Copycats ==
Suprisingly, this game was a really big hit in the shitty [[TCC]]. A lot of people played it and made edits of it, and when they realized the creator was being given special treatment by [[Bubba]] in the slammers, they became sad for 2 reasons. First off, they were jealous of him getting to meet Bubba. Second off, that meant no more shitty updates, so that inspired other people to copy Ashiev and take his shitty work. Here's a list of some of those copies.

===Off Them: Bloodbath===
Bloodbath is a game made by Ashiev's friends after they realized he was receiving special treatment by [[Bubba]] in prison. However, since the developers are inbred and [[retarded]] aspies, [[Truth|they will never be releasing the game]]. Instead of actually working on the game, they instead decide to roleplay as siblings and do [[WTF|incest rape roleplay]] on [[Discord|Shitcord]] (yes, really).

===Unheard===
[[File:K2pDdN.png|thumb|300px|Obvious copy]]

Despite the creator of Off Them hating Russians and being a Russophobe, a [[Irony|Russian]], '''Alexander Yanich''', decided it would be a good idea to combine Off Them and [[Roblox]] into one game, and he got his transgender [[Thai]] friend to promote his game on [[TikTok]] which makes the irony even worse considering Ashiev hated [[faggots]]. The game is still getting updates. Considering the start-up intro of the game is a reference to [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], the game obviously won't last that long and maybe Alexander will get thrown in the [[Party Van]] like Ashiev. Who knows?
*[https://alexander-yanich.itch.io/unheard Download the game]

{{clear}}

== See Also ==
{{Lulzgames}}

*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Referenced in this game.
*[[Gary Plauché]] - The developer's inspiration.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] - The inspiration for this game.
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Had a tribute in this game.
*[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]]
*[[Schoolocaust]]
*[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]
*[[Tarrantula]] - What he would have been if he had planned an attack.
*[[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School]]
*[[Unabomber]] - Another one of the developer's inspirations.

== External Links ==
*[https://offthemholder.itch.io/off-them Download the game]

{{Portals|gaming|trolls}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2025]]

Off Them

2026-04-27T12:03:30Z

Mercifulfag: /* Unheard */

{{spoiler|this game will never be updated}}
{{stub}}
[[File:OffThemOldMenu.jpg|thumb|350px|Holy shit Omar???]]

'''Off Them''' is a shitty [[mass shooter]] game that was made in [[2025]]. It was originally made as an homage to [[Omar Mateen]], but when [[Faggots|the creator's friends]] pressured him into deleting the map in "memoriam" of the [[Shit nobody cares about|49 fags]], he later rebranded it as Off Them.

== The game ==
[[File:OffThem.jpg|thumb|350px|Main menu]]

[[Lie|The game is pretty good]] for something made in such a short period of time. It's mobile and PC exclusive and it was made by a single developer named '''Ashiev'''{{Nazi}}{{Muslim}}. Ashiev is a brainrotted [[TCC]]tard who supports [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Omar Mateen]] (even though they would've hated each other) to the point of adding Easter eggs of them in his cringy game. The game lets you shoot up [[Payton Gendron|supermarkets]], [[Columbine|schools]], <s>Pulse Nightclub</s>, and even a sniper map that totally doesn't reference [[Stephen Paddock|that guy]]! The main character of the game also wears a [[SIEGE™ mask]].

== Developer ==
Ashiev is a faggoted self-hating Russophobe Muslim Nazi. After [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] LARPed for Agartha at his school, his home country, [[Indonesia]], got super [[Butthurt|angry]] about radicalism, [[neo-Nazi]]sm, and of course, the shitty [[TCC]], causing them to go [[apeshit]] the second they saw a single thing about mass shootings being posted from their country. Ashiev decided to not tell anybody he was a neo-Nazi because of this, but he was exposed by the Indonesian antifa in the end for being a neo-Nazi, and they reported him to the Indonesian police. Ashiev saw tons of police cars and government vehicles outside his house ever since then, until they finally decided to throw him into the [[Party Van]], where he is now receiving [[Bubba]]'s fair treatment in prison.

== Fandom ==
Okay, I'll give you some time to answer this question; what do you think the community consists of?

A) [[TCC]]tards

B) [[Edgelords]]

C) [[Neo-Nazi]]s

D) [[12-year-old]]s

Okay, time's up! The answer is all of the above. The fanbase is very shitty, especially the moderators. You could make ONE wrong joke and get banned in their shithole of a [[Discord]] server that is now fortunately deleted, while content creators could make (shittily made) mass shooter edits and post them in the server and somehow get away with it. They also ban people for being in the [[TCC]], which you'd think would be a good thing until you realize the creator of the game is part of the [[TCC]] himself.

== Fedding ==
The 14-year-old creator of the game, Ashiev, was fortunately fedded because the Indonesian police saw the old version of his game. You might be wondering what the fuck was in the old version of the game that led to him getting fedded and getting all his shit confiscated. Well, he put an Omar Mateen tribute in the game, added [[Tarrantula]] scribblings to the guns in the game, added a Pulse Nightclub map, and added a GoPro feature (we all know [[Brenton Tarrant|who this is referencing]]).

== Ripoffs ==
Suprisingly, this game was a really big hit in the shitty [[TCC]]. A lot of people played it and made edits of it, and when they realized the creator was being given special treatment by [[Bubba]] in the slammers, they became sad for 2 reasons. First off, they were jealous of him getting to meet Bubba. Second off, that meant no more shitty updates, so that inspired other people to copy Ashiev and take his shitty work. Here's a list of some of those copies.

===Off Them: Bloodbath===
Bloodbath is a game made by Ashiev's friends after they realized he was receiving special treatment by [[Bubba]] in prison. However, since the developers are inbred and [[retarded]] aspies, [[Truth|they will never be releasing the game]]. Instead of actually working on the game, they instead decide to roleplay as siblings and do [[WTF|incest rape roleplay]] on [[Discord|Shitcord]] (yes, really).

===Unheard===
[[File:K2pDdN.png|thumb|300px|Obvious copy]]

Despite the creator of Off Them hating Russians and being a Russophobe, a [[Irony|Russian]], '''Alexander Yanich''', decided it would be a good idea to combine Off Them and [[Roblox]] into one game, and he got his transgender [[Thai]] friend to promote his game on [[TikTok]] which makes the irony even worse considering Ashiev hated [[faggots]]. The game is still getting updates. Considering the start up intro of the game is a reference to [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], The game obviously wont last that long and maybe Alexander will get thrown in the [[Party Van]] like Ashiev. Who knows?
*[https://alexander-yanich.itch.io/unheard Download the game]

{{clear}}

== See Also ==
{{Lulzgames}}

*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Referenced in this game.
*[[Gary Plauché]] - The developer's inspiration.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] - The inspiration for this game.
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Had a tribute in this game.
*[[School Shooter: North American Tour 2012]]
*[[Schoolocaust]]
*[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]
*[[Tarrantula]] - What he would have been if he had planned an attack.
*[[The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary School]]
*[[Unabomber]] - Another one of the developer's inspirations.

== External Links ==
*[https://offthemholder.itch.io/off-them Download the game]

{{Portals|gaming|trolls}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2025]]

Jonathan Ross

2026-04-27T09:57:24Z

Mercifulfag:

''Not to be confused with the BBC One talk show host of the same name.''
{{pedo}}
{{SickFuck}}
{{aspergers}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Milkedcow}}

{{ib|[[File:Jonathan Ross.jpg|200px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jonathan Ross'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|1997}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Jonathan Elias Ross}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canada]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png| 22px]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|[[Americunts|American]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|SuperJonathanSonic/EffinRawz/SpeedDemon6606}}
{{Ibend}}

''''Jonathan Ross''' aka '''EffinRawz''', '''SuperJonathanSonic''' '''SpeedDemon6606''' and many more retarded names, is ''pretty much'' a sick fuck you would not want to babysit your kids. This creepster actually ''pretty much'' a self confessed pedophile who works at a school. This autistic fuck actively goes out looking for young kids bathing. [[Last Thursday]] he actually tried to defend his cheese pizza habits to [[Mister Metokur]] which resulted in ''pretty much'' the most autistic display of saying nothing. Oh and his friend Hole was involved.

{{quote|I'm literally just a fucking [[Chris-chan|virgin with rage]], alright|[http://tinyurl.com/yawfc9an Ross coming clean]}}

==Documentary==
<center><youtube>poeJN7H_QeU</youtube></center>

==Early Life==
<center><youtube>AsyFnekb_5A</youtube></center>
Jonathan Elias Ross (preferring to call himself Ross) was born in December of 1997. Jonathan's childhood, for the most part, was normal (apart from suffering from autism) until he reached his tweens where his father (who has abused Ross, however whether this was sexual or physical is unknown) murdered his mother and was arrested. This is perhaps where the autism gears clicked into place and turned Ross into the lolcow he is today. In a later discord stream he admits to have been thinking about shooting up a school and that he had lots of schizophrenic episodes where he cannot distinguish the difference between right and wrong.

==Early Youtube Career==
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Despite claiming to be a "veteran of the internet since 2009" (his words), Ross began his youtube career in 2012 branching out into 6 more channels because his autism prevented him from being able to focus on one channel. Ross truly believed he was a big youtuber even at 80 subscribers. Despite the small subscriber count all his channels had, the subscriber count for these channels would in fact be even smaller since many of these would be sock accounts (not his, though when his autism was at the strongest he would create multiple sock accounts to dislike videos he disagreed with like a typical SJW).

One of the biggest achievements of Ross's youtube career is that he was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afd97ipJVI8 the first autist to upload a video in 2014] - quick, someone call the Guinness book of world records!

Even more interesting than Ross's grand youtube achievement, he use to be strongly against the word "nigger" being used, despite the fact it's one of the few words he knows now.

<center><youtube>s_Fggv_uwKM</youtube></center>

===Soundcloud Career===
Ross did once branch out and [https://soundcloud.com/jonathan-ross-66 try to become a soundcloud rapper] but there was no luck of success.

==The Autism Rises==
[[File:Rossbeingedgyontwitter.png|200px|thumb|left|Ross's twitter description during the height of his autism.]]
After the death of his mother, Ross was sent to live with his grandmother and grandfather. Ross would constantly claim that he is still in a "dysfunctional family" - even though he's the dysfunctional one. Ross was friendless at school and has even admitted that he wanted to become the next big school shooter. Ross would also constantly make fun of retarded students who have to do special summer lessons despite interestingly enough having to take the same summer lessons because he's so incredibly retarded.

During the height of autism he was welcomed into a skype group who called themselves "The Saints". This is where he entered maximum retard and would constantly dox and threaten to murder people. Apart from his one and only friend Jetrex, nobody in that skype group particularly liked him. At one point, he admitted to several people in The Saints that he is in fact a paedophile and enjoys to watch youtube videos of children in bathtubs. The people he admitted this to urged him to tell his grandmother and therapist which according to Ross himself, he did.

==First Blowjob==
<center><youtube>dRfrOx7APsw</youtube></center>

Amazingly, some poor whore out there actually ALLOWED Ross to stick his dick in her mouth. Even more surprisingly THE BITCH WASN'T A MINOR. This would be hard to believe if Natalia (the whore who sucked his dick) didn't admit to doing the dirty deed (even more dirtier when you keep in mind that Ross stopped shitting himself at age 11).

===Evidence===
Don't think that Ross actually got a blowjob? Guess again mother fucker. A friend of Ross messaged Natalia who spoke about giving him a blowjob.

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</center>
==Pedo Ross==
===Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Kids In The Tub===
In 2017, Ross fucked over the only people who would dare to talk to him again which resulted in word getting out that he's a paedophile. By a stroke of (un)luck, youtuber Mister Metokur came across one of the many streams Ross would do and blasted his sick perverted fantasies into the wider web. Ross admits that he gets aroused from looking at kids in a bathtub because he want to be a father.

[[File:Ross Defending Pedophilia.png|thumb|200px|Ross defending paedophilia in a Twitch chat]]

Ross later claimed this was YouTube's fault that he "accidentally" stumbles into a pedophile ring on YouTube that forced him to admit he was a pedophile.
===The Video===
After discovering this specimen, Mister Metokur decided to do not one but TWO videos on this freak.

<center><youtube>CY0Gaa0WMXw</youtube></center>
Later on this sick fuck admits he is a pedophile from who volunteers at a local elementary school where he works with kids. He also discuss his had lied about his sexual attraction to children, has bloodlust to kill people online, and emotionally manipulating an individual on suicide watch on Discord. Ross also later discussed this incident on the evening Kumite.

===Highlights===
Because it is ''pretty much'' an hour long video, we decided to highlight some of the more important parts of the video, for your convenience, you lazy fucking shit. Jim is Mister Metokur.
{{quote|{{colortext|green|Jim: When you say fun and cute, like, how is that fun and cute?}} 
{{colortext|blue|Jonathan: I don't know, dude, you're expecting me to go in depth with this like..}} 
{{colortext|red|Some other faggot: That motherfucker wants kids, is that so odd?}}|Yes. Yes it is, you sick fuck
}}

==Attempted Suicide==

On September 10, 2017, Ross had a livestream where he tried to kill himself by drinking Febreze, except the autist didn't know [[Fail|Febreze can't actually kill you]].

<center><youtube>58FpOjL_UdY</youtube></center>

==Post Suicide Attempt==
After Ross's suicide attempt he was taken to the hospital where it was found that he didn't actually drink the fabREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze. He was apparently later taken to a crazy house where he was the youngest autist by actually 20 years. Despite having no computer he did manage to get into a windows store where he spoke about being a paedophile in front of everyone in the store. It has to be seen to be believed! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54rOluJ3ws8 Unfortuantely due to being a fucking autist, the audio quality of the original video here was terrible.] Thankfully for you curious readers, someone re-uploaded the video with much better audio:

<center><youtube>GP5gqtbywrM</youtube></center>

It has been revealed by his slut, Emily Allman, that his dad has been in and out of hospital with heart attacks due to the incident.

As mentioned in the below video by Ross himself, thanks to the [[Bullshit|well thought out laws]] in [[California]] which don't require employers to run background checks on people who apply to become teacher's assistants, Ross, the self admitted pedophile, is now working at an elementary school.

<center><youtube>jJKrB_4QglA</youtube></center>

==Friends==

===Michael Rezaei===
Better known on the internet as '''Boon''', Mike is Ross's on again off again friend, alternating between joining Ross and his autistic crusades and turning on him for cheap e-points.

In 2015, Boon and Ross demanded to be a part of a [[DarkSydePhil| DSP]] detractor group known as the [[Sons of Kojima]]. When they were told to fuck off like the spergs they were, Boon and Ross conspired to take down the SoK through a variety of methods, including passing on fake doxes and attempting to pin a SWATing event on the SoK's leader. Since the SoK was a shortbus in and of itself, the whole thing collapsed from infighting and Boon and Ross were spergs victorious.

After Ross was outed as a pedophile, Boon turned on him, either to boost his e-cred or to hide his own embarrassing sexual deviances, such as his used panty fetish (which he [[Almost Raped|almost]] killed himself over after getting outed; no word yet on if he tried drinking Febreeze like his buddy). After this, Boon and Ross would later go back to being friends and would go back to badly attempting to troll DSP detractors, this time with far less success and ending with Boon getting [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-c-rezaei-zachautist-boon-ihatekop666-edgequeen66-speeddemon6606-zachlawless1226.39681/ his own thread] on Kiwi Farms.

===Emily Allman===
[[File:Emilyallman.png|200px|thumb|left|The only person Ross loves that is of legal age.]]
{{quote|I'm 20 years old I like singing and dancing. I love music.|Emily introducing herself on YouTube.}}
{{quote|Jr is my friend no matter what happens. To make clearly I'm not dating anyone and haven't for long time.|Emily replying to a YouTube comment about Ross.}}
{{quote|I don't hate boon and I don't even know who boon is and but Jr is my friend. He been going through alot . His grandpa being going to hospital alot and look I don't know why Jr and Boon don't like each other as friends. I honestly think should just forgive each other. But make mean video is not cool .|Emily giving people juicy info on Ross's grandpa and his on-going autistic internet battle with Boon.}}

Emily Allman is Ross's love interest (eventhough he is pretty deep in the friendzone with her and don't worry, she's 20). Despite her best friend Natalia being a fucking whore bag and sucking Ross's tiny dick, Emily is still a virgin and shows no romantic interest in Ross.

[https://www.youtube.com/user/emilylola25a/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0 Much like Ross's amazing rap carer, Emily has a youtube music carer which you can view here (eventhough she's unable to hold a note).] Emily was recently in a live stream with Ross where she was battling evil internet trolls and white knighting her long-time friend.

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===Natalia Law===
[[File:rossandnatalia.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Ross with his former whore, Natalia.]]
{{quote|5 Hours|Natalia saying (and probably lying) how long Ross lasted before his "two sperms" escapes.}}
{{quote|I have not kissed her yet, she just sucked my dick.|Ross talking about how much of a whore Natalia is.}}
{{quote|And two sperms escaped...|Ross talking about how he came during his blowjob.}}

Natalia Law is the ex-girlfriend of Ross and is also the only person to have sexual contact with him (don't worry, she was of legal age!). According to Ross, Natalia thought that his dick was "small" (probably true) and according to Natalia he managed to last "5 hours" (probably false).

Natalia is also best friends with Emily Allman and despite the fact Ross still had feelings for Emily, she refused to leave him. Thankfully she grew something that could be considered a brain cell and ended up leaving Ross.

Natalia is so far the only person Ross has ever been in a relationship with. Ross later claimed that when he looks at her later he "feels like raping her".

===Ruby Aka Hole Aka EdgeQueen===
[[File:Ruby Hole 4.jpg|thumb|250px|Literal trailer trash]]
{{quote|Hello my name is Anne Jurinek,I suffer from Borderline personality disorder,Depressive disorder and Anxiety.|[https://www.gofundme.com/8r-mental-health-fund/donate/ Gofundme description for Hole]}}
{{quote|Shut up you stupid fucking hole. Nobody wants to listen to you, so someone muzzle this bitch... EdgeQueen you are not edgy at all, you are fucking annoying... Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi, you yammer too much, shut the fuck up...Stutter some more you dumb bitch, I see you in the chat trying to be funny like you know fucking memes and shit - You're so out of touch you call yourself EdgeQueen, there's nothing edgy about you, you fucking hole. Shut the fuck up.|Hole being told}}
Ruby Anne Jurinek-Kates is a fat attention whore who likes Harley Quinn way too fucking much. Hole suffers from [[GOTIS]] in the highest degree, despite it would be easier to defend Jonathan's sexual attractions to small kids, that being sexually attracted to this giant super massive black hole. 

====Gallery====
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File:Ruby Hole 1.jpg
File:Ruby Hole 2.jpg|Got Ham?
File:Ruby Hole 3.jpg|M'Lady

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====Imma Gonna Do It====
<center><youtube>th8vH4b_FlQ</youtube></center> 
In the above video, this attention whore actually tries to shame people by claiming she will jump out the window, as if she could possibly fit. Nobody took her serious, and she did not cause any earthquakes that day, because bitch just sat on her chair, instead of actually killing herself. It was all for attention.

====In Summary====
{{quote|{{colortext|green|Jim: Ya dumb bitch}} 
{{colortext|purple|Hole: Oh call me a dumb bitch one more time}} 
{{colortext|green|Jim: DUMB BITCH}} 
{{colortext|purple|Hole: [[Butthurt|Whatever, I don't give a fuck]]}}}}

====Ruby's Social Media====
*{{twitter|RubyannieJk|Her old twatter}} {{archive|8TTER}}
*{{fbid|ruby.s.winchester.7|Her one Facebook}} {{archive|bLgDx}}
*{{fbid|CupidofCrimeHarls|Her other Facebook}} {{archive|LPc9P}}
 

==See Also==
*[[ValisHD]] - Another pedo

==External links==
*{{kf|33722|The Kiwifarms thread}}

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Jonathan Ross

2026-04-27T09:56:03Z

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''Not to be confused with the BBC One talk show host of the same name.''
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''''Jonathan Ross''' aka '''EffinRawz''', '''SuperJonathanSonic''' '''SpeedDemon6606''' and many more retarded names, is ''pretty much'' a sick fuck you would not want to babysit your kids. This creepster actually ''pretty much'' a self confessed pedophile who works at a school. This autistic fuck actively goes out looking for young kids bathing. [[Last Thursday]] he actually tried to defend his cheese pizza habits to [[Mister Metokur]] which resulted in ''pretty much'' the most autistic display of saying nothing. Oh and his friend Hole was involved.

{{quote|I'm literally just a fucking [[Chris-chan|virgin with rage]], alright|[http://tinyurl.com/yawfc9an Ross coming clean]}}

==Documentary==
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==Early Life==
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Jonathan Elias Ross (preferring to call himself Ross) was born in December of 1997. Jonathan's childhood, for the most part, was normal (apart from suffering from autism) until he reached his tweens where his father (who has abused Ross, however whether this was sexual or physical is unknown) murdered his mother and was arrested. This is perhaps where the autism gears clicked into place and turned Ross into the lolcow he is today. In a later discord stream he admits to have been thinking about shooting up a school and that he had lots of schizophrenic episodes where he cannot distinguish the difference between right and wrong.

==Early Youtube Career==
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Despite claiming to be a "veteran of the internet since 2009" (his words), Ross began his youtube career in 2012 branching out into 6 more channels because his autism prevented him from being able to focus on one channel. Ross truly believed he was a big youtuber even at 80 subscribers. Despite the small subscriber count all his channels had, the subscriber count for these channels would in fact be even smaller since many of these would be sock accounts (not his, though when his autism was at the strongest he would create multiple sock accounts to dislike videos he disagreed with like a typical SJW).

One of the biggest achievements of Ross's youtube career is that he was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afd97ipJVI8 the first autist to upload a video in 2014] - quick, someone call the Guinness book of world records!

Even more interesting than Ross's grand youtube achievement, he use to be strongly against the word "nigger" being used, despite the fact it's one of the few words he knows now.

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===Soundcloud Career===
Ross did once branch out and [https://soundcloud.com/jonathan-ross-66 try to become a soundcloud rapper] but there was no luck of success.

==The Autism Rises==
[[File:Rossbeingedgyontwitter.png|200px|thumb|left|Ross's twitter description during the height of his autism.]]
After the death of his mother, Ross was sent to live with his grandmother and grandfather. Ross would constantly claim that he is still in a "dysfunctional family" - even though he's the dysfunctional one. Ross was friendless at school and has even admitted that he wanted to become the next big school shooter. Ross would also constantly make fun of retarded students who have to do special summer lessons despite interestingly enough having to take the same summer lessons because he's so incredibly retarded.

During the height of autism he was welcomed into a skype group who called themselves "The Saints". This is where he entered maximum retard and would constantly dox and threaten to murder people. Apart from his one and only friend Jetrex, nobody in that skype group particularly liked him. At one point, he admitted to several people in The Saints that he is in fact a paedophile and enjoys to watch youtube videos of children in bathtubs. The people he admitted this to urged him to tell his grandmother and therapist which according to Ross himself, he did.

==First Blowjob==
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Amazingly, some poor whore out there actually ALLOWED Ross to stick his dick in her mouth. Even more surprisingly THE BITCH WASN'T A MINOR. This would be hard to believe if Natalia (the whore who sucked his dick) didn't admit to doing the dirty deed (even more dirtier when you keep in mind that Ross stopped shitting himself at age 11).

===Evidence===
Don't think that Ross actually got a blowjob? Guess again mother fucker. A friend of Ross messaged Natalia who spoke about giving him a blowjob.

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==Pedo Ross==
===Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Kids In The Tub===
In 2017, Ross fucked over the only people who would dare to talk to him again which resulted in word getting out that he's a paedophile. By a stroke of (un)luck, youtuber Mister Metokur came across one of the many streams Ross would do and blasted his sick perverted fantasies into the wider web. Ross admits that he gets aroused from looking at kids in a bathtub because he want to be a father.

[[File:Ross Defending Pedophilia.png|thumb|200px|Ross defending paedophilia in a Twitch chat]]

Ross later claimed this was YouTube's fault that he "accidentally" stumbles into a pedophile ring on YouTube that forced him to admit he was a pedophile.
===The Video===
After discovering this specimen, Mister Metokur decided to do not one but TWO videos on this freak.

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Later on this sick fuck admits he is a pedophile from who volunteers at a local elementary school where he works with kids. He also discuss his had lied about his sexual attraction to children, has bloodlust to kill people online, and emotionally manipulating an individual on suicide watch on Discord. Ross also later discussed this incident on the evening Kumite.

===Highlights===
Because it is ''pretty much'' an hour long video, we decided to highlight some of the more important parts of the video, for your convenience, you lazy fucking shit. Jim is Mister Metokur.
{{quote|{{colortext|green|Jim: When you say fun and cute, like, how is that fun and cute?}} 
{{colortext|blue|Jonathan: I don't know, dude, you're expecting me to go in depth with this like..}} 
{{colortext|red|Some other faggot: That motherfucker wants kids, is that so odd?}}|Yes. Yes it is, you sick fuck
}}

==Attempted Suicide==

On September 10, 2017, Ross had a livestream where he tried to kill himself by drinking Febreze, except the autist didn't know [[Fail|Febreze can't actually kill you]].

<center><youtube>58FpOjL_UdY</youtube></center>

==Post Suicide Attempt==
After Ross's suicide attempt he was taken to the hospital where it was found that he didn't actually drink the fabREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze. He was apparently later taken to a crazy house where he was the youngest autist by actually 20 years. Despite having no computer he did manage to get into a windows store where he spoke about being a paedophile in front of everyone in the store. It has to be seen to be believed! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54rOluJ3ws8 Unfortuantely due to being a fucking autist, the audio quality of the original video here was terrible.] Thankfully for you curious readers, someone re-uploaded the video with much better audio:

<center><youtube>GP5gqtbywrM</youtube></center>

It has been revealed by his slut, Emily Allman, that his dad has been in and out of hospital with heart attacks due to the incident.

As mentioned in the below video by Ross himself, thanks to the [[Bullshit|well thought out laws]] in [[California]] which don't require employers to run background checks on people who apply to become teacher's assistants, Ross, the self admitted pedophile, is now working at an elementary school.

<center><youtube>jJKrB_4QglA</youtube></center>

==Friends==

===Michael Rezaei===
Better known on the internet as '''Boon''', Mike is Ross's on again off again friend, alternating between joining Ross and his autistic crusades and turning on him for cheap e-points.

In 2015, Boon and Ross demanded to be a part of a [[DarkSydePhil| DSP]] detractor group known as the [[Sons of Kojima]]. When they were told to fuck off like the spergs they were, Boon and Ross conspired to take down the SoK through a variety of methods, including passing on fake doxes and attempting to pin a SWATing event on the SoK's leader. Since the SoK was a shortbus in and of itself, the whole thing collapsed from infighting and Boon and Ross were spergs victorious.

After Ross was outed as a pedophile, Boon turned on him, either to boost his e-cred or to hide his own embarrassing sexual deviances, such as his used panty fetish (which he [[Almost Raped|almost]] killed himself over after getting outed; no word yet on if he tried drinking Febreeze like his buddy). After this, Boon and Ross would later go back to being friends and would go back to badly attempting to troll DSP detractors, this time with far less success and ending with Boon getting [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-c-rezaei-zachautist-boon-ihatekop666-edgequeen66-speeddemon6606-zachlawless1226.39681/ his own thread] on Kiwi Farms.

===Emily Allman===
[[File:Emilyallman.png|200px|thumb|left|The only person Ross loves that is of legal age.]]
{{quote|I'm 20 years old I like singing and dancing. I love music.|Emily introducing herself on YouTube.}}
{{quote|Jr is my friend no matter what happens. To make clearly I'm not dating anyone and haven't for long time.|Emily replying to a YouTube comment about Ross.}}
{{quote|I don't hate boon and I don't even know who boon is and but Jr is my friend. He been going through alot . His grandpa being going to hospital alot and look I don't know why Jr and Boon don't like each other as friends. I honestly think should just forgive each other. But make mean video is not cool .|Emily giving people juicy info on Ross's grandpa and his on-going autistic internet battle with Boon.}}

Emily Allman is Ross's love interest (eventhough he is pretty deep in the friendzone with her and don't worry, she's 20). Despite her best friend Natalia being a fucking whore bag and sucking Ross's tiny dick, Emily is still a virgin and shows no romantic interest in Ross.

[https://www.youtube.com/user/emilylola25a/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0 Much like Ross's amazing rap carer, Emily has a youtube music carer which you can view here (eventhough she's unable to hold a note).] Emily was recently in a live stream with Ross where she was battling evil internet trolls and white knighting her long-time friend.

<center><youtube>0yp_wK3lyiU</youtube></center>

===Natalia Law===
[[File:rossandnatalia.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Ross with his former whore, Natalia.]]
{{quote|5 Hours|Natalia saying (and probably lying) how long Ross lasted before his "two sperms" escapes.}}
{{quote|I have not kissed her yet, she just sucked my dick.|Ross talking about how much of a whore Natalia is.}}
{{quote|And two sperms escaped...|Ross talking about how he came during his blowjob.}}

Natalia Law is the ex-girlfriend of Ross and is also the only person to have sexual contact with him (don't worry, she was of legal age!). According to Ross, Natalia thought that his dick was "small" (probably true) and according to Natalia he managed to last "5 hours" (probably false).

Natalia is also best friends with Emily Allman and despite the fact Ross still had feelings for Emily, she refused to leave him. Thankfully she grew something that could be considered a brain cell and ended up leaving Ross.

Natalia is so far the only person Ross has ever been in a relationship with. Ross later claimed that when he looks at her later he "feels like raping her".

===Ruby Aka Hole Aka EdgeQueen===
[[File:Ruby Hole 4.jpg|thumb|250px|Literal trailer trash]]
{{quote|Hello my name is Anne Jurinek,I suffer from Borderline personality disorder,Depressive disorder and Anxiety.|[https://www.gofundme.com/8r-mental-health-fund/donate/ Gofundme description for Hole]}}
{{quote|Shut up you stupid fucking hole. Nobody wants to listen to you, so someone muzzle this bitch... EdgeQueen you are not edgy at all, you are fucking annoying... Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi, you yammer too much, shut the fuck up...Stutter some more you dumb bitch, I see you in the chat trying to be funny like you know fucking memes and shit - You're so out of touch you call yourself EdgeQueen, there's nothing edgy about you, you fucking hole. Shut the fuck up.|Hole being told}}
Ruby Anne Jurinek-Kates is a fat attention whore who likes Harley Quinn way too fucking much. Hole suffers from [[GOTIS]] in the highest degree, despite it would be easier to defend Jonathan's sexual attractions to small kids, that being sexually attracted to this giant super massive black hole. 

====Gallery====
<center>
<gallery>
File:Ruby Hole 1.jpg
File:Ruby Hole 2.jpg|Got Ham?
File:Ruby Hole 3.jpg|M'Lady

</gallery>
</center>
====Imma Gonna Do It====
<center><youtube>th8vH4b_FlQ</youtube></center> 
In the above video, this attention whore actually tries to shame people by claiming she will jump out the window, as if she could possibly fit. Nobody took her serious, and she did not cause any earthquakes that day, because bitch just sat on her chair, instead of actually killing herself. It was all for attention.

====In Summary====
{{quote|{{colortext|green|Jim: Ya dumb bitch}} 
{{colortext|purple|Hole: Oh call me a dumb bitch one more time}} 
{{colortext|green|Jim: DUMB BITCH}} 
{{colortext|purple|Hole: [[Butthurt|Whatever, I don't give a fuck]]}}}}

====Ruby's Social Media====
*{{twitter|RubyannieJk|Her old twatter}} {{archive|8TTER}}
*{{fbid|ruby.s.winchester.7|Her one Facebook}} {{archive|bLgDx}}
*{{fbid|CupidofCrimeHarls|Her other Facebook}} {{archive|LPc9P}}
 

==See Also==
*[[ValisHD]] - Another pedo

==External links==
*{{kf|33722|The Kiwifarms thread}}

{{pedoseries}}
{{aspies}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Lolcows]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

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2026-04-27T09:31:28Z

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Angelina Han Hicks

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2026-04-26T21:48:43Z

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Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I originally shat out and was eventually going to shit out more mass shooting articles until I realized that shiet was lwk kinda gay and I decided to stop after the new [[ED is not]] section, now I am trying to make internet related / Lolcow related articles or articles about games, I'll still try to cotribute to articles about high scorers doe, I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v& and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon,

===useful knowledge===
When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so

== MY HIGH SCORE RANKING ==

*1. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - killed 271301 goyrillion spics
*2. [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]] [[David Sonboly]] - He was a [[Lie|white, German aryan]] man who saw the problems in his country and wanted to fix them
*3. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - ([[Truth|this one is gay]])

== MASS SHOOTERS THAT WERE CIRCUMCISED OR UNCIRCUMCISED ==

okay so I can only get this information from autopsy reports so its ONLY if the shooters an heroed or got shot down and specifically if they were from USA because USA releases a shit ton of autopsy reports, also I will put this in alphabetical order later, if you know anybody, add them. this is ur chance to flex your knowledge.

*[[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link=Israel]] [[Baruch Goldstein]] - do I even have to say it?
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Dylan Klebold|Dylan Jewgold]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Omar Mateen]] - Circumcised
*[[File:AL miniflag.png|23px|link=Middle East]] [[Sandniggers|PRETTY MUCH EVERY MUSLIM MASS ATTACKER OR ANY JEWISH BABY ATTACKER SPECIFICALLY MUSLIMS WHO WERE BORN MUSLIM NOT CONVERT]]
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Circumcised

== Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ==
*[[Kill count by website]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]

== Articles I made ==
*[[Kili]]
*[[Off Them]]
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== Articles I might make ==
*[[CeeBot]]
*[[Devon Arthurs]]
*[[Eurogoy]]
*[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)
*[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)

== useful shi for articles ==
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Talk:Parasocial Syndrome

2026-04-26T21:36:56Z

Mercifulfag: /* My trife with these kinds of articles */

Should this page include cases where people are influenced by real people instead of just fictional characters? Cases that come to my mind are [[Ricardo Lopez]] and [[John Hinckley Jr.]]
— [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 01:15, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
:Since you eventually went through with this, may I also suggest [[wikipedia:Christina Grimmie#Assassination|Kevin James Loibl]]? - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:08, 9 February 2026 (UTC)

== Why is [[Brian Cohee]] here? ==

PFPs alone shouldn't count for this. That's like saying [https://poshmark.com/closet/crossixir Natalie Rupnow did it for Osaka.] - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:29, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
:If [[James Seevakumaran]] is allowed here, I think [[Brian Cohee]] should too. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 19:56, 10 February 2026 (UTC)

== [[Lum Chin Hao]]?? ==

I'm not going to pretend like I know much about him—I don't—but I can't find anything about him wanting to be with Lian from Pokémon after he killed himself?? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 00:17, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

== The unknown Japs ==

I have a feeling that the unknown Japs who [[an hero]]'d don't actually exist. I cannot find anything to prove that they happened. If I am correct and Dink uses AI on here to write sometimes, I feel like he might have used AI to find more cases and the AI hallucinated these. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 14:37, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

:I removed them. Biggest hint that points towards them never having happened is the fact the second Jap who [[an hero]]'d did it in 1999 over the [[anime]] [[Wikipedia:List of Air episodes|Air]] which came out in 2005. But maybe it was not the anime and was the [[Wikipedia:Air (video game)|visual novel]] that the anime was based of, but even then it came out in 2000. Also removed Carolina Picchio because she didn't commit suicide for "her idol" Gigi D'Agostino. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:57, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

== Article rework? ==
Should this article be reworked to describe the actual condition of a parasocial syndrome, maybe listing off few notable examples, and the gamified [[Tarrantula]]-inspired article be renamed to something else (like "Parasocial killers")? [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:12, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

:I think it could be done in the same article. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 23:15, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

==My trife with these kinds of articles==
These articles read on like obsessive mini-encyclopedias and quite frankly, reading ''"NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo."'' everytime one of these nobodies doesn't have an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica is [[not funny|NOT FUNNY]]. The same goes for "[[Tarrantulas]]", "[[Brazilian school attacks]]", "[[Misogynist terrorism]]", etc. Personally, I think these types of articles (especially this one) could benefit from being remodeled after articles like "[[copycat killers]]", grading fictional characters on how many acolytes they were able to recruit, although this would mean removing endless paragraphs on SNCA and would likely lead to mass butthurt from its original author. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 14:48, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

honestly I don't give a shit about it but if it makes the article better thsn suree [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:36, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Talk:Parasocial Syndrome

2026-04-26T21:36:19Z

Mercifulfag: /* My trife with these kinds of articles */

OFWGKTA

2026-04-26T21:32:48Z

Mercifulfag:

{{spoiler|they finally fucking split up}}

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{{quote|They piled in, niggering everything in sight...|[[Everyone|Steve Albini]]|}}

'''[[TL;DR|Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All]]''' a.k.a. '''OFWGKTA''', '''Odd Future''' or '''Oh Fuck Will God Kill These Animals''', is a [[Rape|rap]] group made up entirely of [[Nigger|black]] [[13 year old boys]], best known for their extremely [[Awesome|misogynistic]], [[Awesome|homophobic]], [[uber]]-[[Satanic]] lyrics and beloved by [[White trash|white]] [[hipster]] [[faggot]]s eager to show off their [[Sheep|individuality]] by flooding their [[Failbook]] profiles with the group's [[Shit|music]].[[Image:nwwlol.png|thumb|250px|NWW: Niggers With Waterguns]][[Image:Oddfuturenazis.jpg|thumb|250px|Yup, pretty much.]] It's led by rapper Tyler the Creator, and although the group consists of 9 other members, it's really only Tyler that's creating the [[drama]], with fuggie coon Earl Sweatshirt and brokeback Frank Ocean helping out with popularity by prostituting on tour and Twitter. Like their fellow shitty [[HIV|viral]] rap [[Autism|artist]] [[Lil B]], their lyrics place a special emphasis on the [[gay]] [[16 year old girl]] slang term ''[[swag]]'' ('''S'''ecretly '''W'''e '''A'''re '''G'''ay), which [[No|coincidentally]] happens to rhyme with [[Faggotry|fag]]. It should be no surprise that all of the members are ''secretly gay'' anyway.

==Background==
Hailing from the [[rich|white]] [[suburbs|ghetto]] of South Central [[Los_Angeles|Los Angeles]], [[California]], Odd Future started like how every other hipster band in the world starts: by getting blogged about on [[Pitchfork_media|Pitchfork.com]] after sucking the executive's handsome cock. Although, this time it was a little different and rough on the throat because of Pitchfork's decision to use a reference from a certain [[4chan|website]], inciting much drama on the internet.

On Odd Future's [http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/7863-the-b-boys-odd-future-and-the-swag-generation/ debut Pitchfork.com article], Pitchfork described them in the headline as "The /b/ boys", presumably because of the fact that niggers always like to play basketball, but also because the blog found similarities between the group and 4chan's anonymous users' [[faggotry|offensive language and imagery]].
[[image:thebboys.png|center|frame|HA HA, all them /b/tards mad. Notice how Tyler has his cock out. The burnt faggot wants your uncle to eat it up.]]

[[Image:oddfuturebook.png|thumb|250px|I CANT READ]][[Image:lucasvercetti.jpg|thumb|250px|Lucas Vercetti, the groupie hoe that all the Odd Future fans want to be.]][[image:tylerposer.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Pic related: it's [[you]] thinking you're Tyler.]]As expected, all the anonymous users on [[B|/b/]] were [[uber]]-[[butthurt]], venting much anger and [[rage]] online, though, nobody really payed any attention to them anyway cause they're just a bunch of [[truth|furfags]].

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==Tyler, the Creator==
{{achtung|HOLY SHIT this nigga got arrested for starting riots that cause drunk drivers to mow down his own fans!}}
[[image:Antmtyler.jpg|thumb|175px|left|Tyler is also a judge on America's Next Top Model.]]
[[image:Tylerthecreatordonotwant.jpg|thumb|175px|right|[[DO_NOT_WANT|Do not want.]]]]
[[image:Tylerthecreatorschoolphoto.jpg|thumb|250px|left|I think we found the [[Chupacabra]] porchmonkey.]]
[[image:Tylerthecreatordiss.png|thumb|250px|right|Screencap of Tyler's hit video, "Yonkers."]]
[[image:Tyler_loves_penis.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Tyler, intimating his favorite pastime.]]
[[image:hopsin.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Never compare Tyler to this [[Nigger|man]], ever. [[lie|We promise it will not make any OF fans butthurt]].]]
[[image:ofhitlerfunnie.png|thumb|200px|left|[[Holocaust|Kill them all.]]]]
[[image:Oddfuhrur.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Odd Führur Golf Wang [[Lolocaust|Kill All Teh Jews]]]]
'''Tyler, the Creator''' (aka [[Powerword|Tyler Gregory Okonma]]) is an annoying [[trolling]] [[attention whore]], as well as the [[Autistic|asthmatic]], Silverback Gorilla Alpha-Male and most popular member of OFWGKTA, along with his [[Incest|brother]] [[Fugly|Earl]] [[Nigger|Sweatshirt]] and the group's gay nigger banshee [[Faggot|Frank Ocean]]. Tyler often has [[buttsecks|secret African mutual meetings]] with Earl and Frank to cope with his [[gay|inner feelings]]. Despite his asthma and facially deformed looks, Tyler has proven to be an excellent batty performer in the bedroom, and can go thousands of miles per hour without stopping and popping that fat nasty ass in the air!

His debut [[Tumblr]]-released mixtape in 2009, ''[[Bastard]]'', became the [[emo|emotional]] subject of much [[internet]] [[controversy]] and established Tyler as a truly [[Retard|special]] presence within the [[Hipster|underground]] [[Rap|hip hop]] [[scene]]: if nothing else, it can be said that Tyler is truly the First Generational Ape of his species to combine lyrics about [[murder]], [[rape]], [[cannibalism]] and [[necrophilia]] with references to children's movies and cartoons and a bizarre inclination toward [[Nazism]] (all with a [[Darth Vader]]-esque baritone, no less), [[bullshit|which is nothing short of sheer epic brilliance!]]

Needless to say, Tyler often displays his stunted mental growth and [[manchild]] [[Fagolescence|fagolescent]] tendencies in his obsession with [[Cartoon Network]], [[Spongebob]], [[LOLcats|kitty cats]] and [[dinosaur]]s, not to mention his frequent [[nerd rage]] with [[Fox News|the media]], [[LOL INTERNET|the internet]] and [[Fantard|his own fan base]]. He also likes to [[bitch|BAWWWWW]] about his [[Gendo|absentee father]], who probably killed his nigger self anyway after knowing that he would birth such an unattractive, sub-human orangutan.

As for his fixation with [[rape]] and [[misogyny]], it can only be said that it probably has something to do with [[You|his own failure to get laid]] before he got [[Internet celebrity|internet famous]]. Adding to his already evident immaturity, he uses the words "[[fuck]]" and "[[faggot]]" as constant word filler in his rhymes, those two words appearing [[over 9000]] times in each of his songs [[fact|due to him being an in denial assfucker who just wants kiddy coolness, along with our acceptance]]. Due to his apparent [[homosexuality|homophobia]], he has become a significant target of [[batshit]] insane [[Liberal|pro-gay]] [[white knight]] [[religion|organizations]]; however, accusations of homophobia on Tyler's part are usually dismissed due to Odd Future members [[Chris Brown|Frank Ocean]] and [[Dyke|Syd tha Kid]] each being emasculated [[emosexual]] and bush-scrapping [[lesbian]], respectively. Although [[Some argue|most]] chalk up his use of Nazi imagery to [[I did it for the lulz|shock value]], he seems to show a genuine sympathy for [[Adolf Hitler]], as evidenced by [http://4ms.me/OKhkAE his hesitation to divulge his (apparently positive) thoughts about Hitler] on [[Formspring]] and [http://www.myspace.com/imaginace his listing Hitler as an "influence" on his old Myspace]. Albeit in reality, [[truth|he's just a self-hating black Neo-Nazi trapped in the closet of]] [[Nigra]].

Like [[you]] and [[fag|me]], Tyler has a bad case of [[USI]] and, in his own words, "chronic [[masturbation]]." Now kids, this is simply a very normal, frequent symptom of Jesus-like [[Forever Alone|virginity]]. Oh, and he's fucks with (literally and figuratively) [[Faggot|Justin Bieber]], which is even more of reason to never take him seriously. [http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1673011/justin-bieber-tyler-the-creator.jhtml Really.]

The meaning behind Tyler's stage name is [[O RLY?|unknown]], although [[Some argue|most agree]] that it probably has some connection to Tyler's ardent [[atheism]] and Supremacist asshole tendencies. [[Some argue|Some have speculated]] that it's a reference to the [[Nazi|German]] [[Philosophy|philosopher]] [[Nietzsche|Friedrich Nietzsche]]'s existentialist ideas of [[Masturbation|self-creation]]. However, this seems rather unlikely considering that [[fapping]] to [[comic books]] is as close to [[Pretentious|high literature]] as Tyler gets. His [[idiot|intelligent]] [[Fags|fans]] get really [[Butthurt|pissed]] when you forget to include the comma in his pseudonym, pronounce his name "Taylor", and say anything negative or ignorant about their precious, angelic [[Satan|Creator]] and his bitchmade act.

===[[Image:Swastika.gif]][[Nazi|Nazism]][[Image:Swastika.gif]]===
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|Fuck it, Odd Future some Nazis, black Nazis don't copy|Tyler
|Wave high to the Ritalin regiment 
Double S shit, swastikas on the Letterman|Tyler, Earl Sweatshirt|
Rudolph, Adolf, Hitler 
Rollin' with nineteen 88's like it's 1988|Tyler, The Creator|
Boogyin' with Jesus and a bunch of Nazi hoes|Tyler, The Creator|
And treat the beat like sanitized nazi pussies, I'm a German|Earl Sweatshirt|
Two nazi dykes shittin' in a Synagogue|Tyler, The Creator|
Odd Future Wolf Gang Nazi bar mitzvah|Tyler|
Tyler the Creator invented some new shit 
And it's probably from the Illuminati, Nazi descent|Tyler, The Creator}}
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==The Other Unpopular Odd Future Members==
*'''[[Sick fuck|Earl Sweatshirt]]''' - [[Truth|The only talented member of the group.]] Often flaunts his big [[nigger]] lips, which he uses to give [[fellatio]] to [[Lil B]] and his fellow homosexuals in Odd Future. His lyrics are all about [[raep]]ing teh [[wimminz]], [[necrophilia]], [[guro]] and [[fapping]] to [[Kike|Asher Roth]]. Unlike the other [[GNAA|gay niggers]] in OF, Earl [[IDIFTL|does it for the lulz]].
*'''[[Faggot|Frank Ocean]]''' - The queer-eye guy that made the spotlight with his splendid obviously Auto-Tuned voice, which he received by giving his daddy Billy Ocean a BJ. He's currently dating Miguel, Chris Brown, & Lil Wayne since all gays are whoring savages. [[truth|You can't be bisexual and not be a faggot.]] Not that he even tries to act bisexual, which he doesn't.
*'''Hodgy Beats''' - Handjob assistant for Left Brian and Tyler. He's the rappin' Chinky Coon man.
*'''[[Weed|Domo Genesis]]''' - A [[fat|chubby]] bitch who does nothing but smokes [[weed]] and makes pootholes in his drawls.
*'''[[Internet tough guy|Left Brain]]''' - The Blackest guy in the group. Also extremely fugly in the face. He burns up babies, twists bitches' necks, pisses on animals and plants, and destroys buildings because deep down he's sexually confused as a sick producer.
*'''Mike G''' - Another waste of space. The reason he doesn't have any songs out is because he's too busy getting high, sucking dick on and off the mic, and feeding the kids with food stamps and welfare money, like every other nigger on Earth does.
*'''[[Lesbian|Syd tha Kyd]]''' - An unattractive pussy butcher who is a "Syd The Kid" imposter. [[lolwut|Fucked her own bro once]]. Damn shame cuz she used to be straight and [[lie|pretty]] until that bitch got Draino poured on her face, which got ran over by a Chinese train 10 seconds after.
*'''Matt Martians''' - An openly gay house producer whose lifetime partner is Hal. Typical bald flamboyant gay man whose cousin is Benson from The Regular Show.
*'''Hal Williams''' - Who gives a fuck about this guy? All we care about is that he's a queer.
*'''Taco Bennett''' - The untalented Nick Cannon clone who is the most fucking useless member of the group. Syd the dyke's his older sister.
*'''[[Fat fuck|Jasper Dolphin]]''' - Domo's lil' bro. Also a fat fuck poothead. He's also a stupid morbidly obese drunkard that lusts after Miley Cyrus even though he couldn't get a blind, down syndrome ridden crackwhore to fuck him.
*'''[[Swag|Casey Veggies]]''' - That shitty guy who left because he wanted to date Macintosh Miller & Joey Bitcha$$.
*'''brandUn DeShay''' - A Christfag runaway who got kicked out because he refused to take it up the ass then the mouth by his Father Tyler.
*'''Lionel Richie''' - Or L-Boy. He's OF's bodyguard of the entire Long Beach. Despite his built body and strength, he's an [[white|Uncle Tom]] wimp-ass nigga. He was a stunt double for Courage the Cowardly Dog once.
*'''[[Fantard|Lucas Vercetti]]''' - A weak desperate female that [[white|most OF fans look like]]. This Blondie Snowman is Tyler's personal nuthugger and blows strange men just to stalk and linger around the Odd Future porno stages. OF's personal boytoy.

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== The Unholy Trinity of OF fandom ==

Generally speaking, although all OF fans are insufferable [[faggot]]s by definition, they can easily be categorized into three categories of [[fail]].

* '''[[Oldfag|Pre-Yonkers fans]]''': Perhaps the most [[You|whiny and self-important]] of the Unholy Trinity, pre-Yonkers fans claim to have followed OF since [[100 years ago|before Yonkers]] and Tyler's homoerotic performance on [[SNL|Jimmy Fallon]], even though most of them actually jumped on the bandwagon long after Yonkers reached [[over 9000]] Jewtube views. However, after realizing that being honest about their sycophantic bangwagon-jumping precluded them from [[hipster]] cred, they began to claim that they found [[Shit nobody cares about|some old Youtube video of Earl rapping]] back in '09-'10 when it had less than 1000 views or before [[Pitchfork]] started sucking OF's collective dick or whatever. Considering that OF was virtually unknown before Pitchfork alleviated them of their obscurity, it's safe to assume that 90% of supposed [[oldfag|old fans]] are full of [[shit]]. They also like to claim that everything OF did following the release of Tyler's ''Goblin'' is [[Justin Bieber|vapid garbage]] for [[Call of Duty|Cunt of Diarrhea]]-playing [[13 year old boys]] and [[niggers]]. Although this is undeniably [[truth|true]], what OF oldfags fail to realize is that OF's music has always been vapid shit for privileged white [[pussies]] and trend-hopping niggers.
* '''[[Newfag|Yonkers fans]]''': The [[Nerd Rage|bane]] of OF fandom following Tyler's 2011 [[Internet celebrity|success]]. Because hipsters desperately wanted OF to be a [[Neutral Milk Hotel|pseudo-intellectual indie]] rap collective that they could [[Fap|get their rocks off]] to, mass [[butthurt]] ensued when [[Mundane|less special snowflakes]] began to discover OF through Tyler's single Yonkers. Oldfags often [[BAWWW|bemoaned]] the fact that Yonkers fans were hardly acquainted with OF's [[Bullshit|obviously superior]] older material aside from a handful of select songs that racked up a shitton of Youtube views following the group's lamestream success. Yonkers fans also attracted ire due to being less concerned with [[Autism|deconstructing the psychological and sociopolitical origins of Tyler's decidedly politically incorrect rage]] than spouting "[[ALLCAPS|FUCK 2DOPEBOYZ NIGGA OFWGKTADGAF FREE EARL 666]]" across any [[Facebook|social]] [[Twitter|media]] post directly or indirectly related to OF.
* '''[[13 year old boy|Post-Yonkers fans]]''': If pre-Yonkers fans are to OF fandom what [[Emo|disillusioned]] [[Evangelion]] [[Fantard|fanboys]] are to [[animu]] fandom, these little shits are the equivalent to [[Naruto|Narutards]]. These [[fags|fans]] usually discover OF through one of the group's contemptible post-Goblin releases or the group's recent [[Girlvinyl|sellout]] endeavors such as renovating themselves as a brand of skateboards and socks. TL;DR: Over the course of four years, OFWGKTA has transitioned from music for pretentious quasi-intellectual [[San Francisco|fart-sniffers]] to the official soundtrack for guzzling [[Cum|energy drinks]] and smoking shit-tier [[weed]] while playing Cunt of Diarrhea and bragging about one's [[Virgin|nonexistent]] [[Shota|prepubescent]] [[Virgin|sex life]].

==Earl gets grounded from OF by his mom==
[[Image:scumbagearl.png|thumb|150px|left|Odd Future: [[Scumbag_Steve|Scumbag Steve's]] favorite band]]
[[image:Brbsamoa.jpg|thumb|250px|brb, Samoa]]
[[image:Earlsweatshirtlips.png|thumb|250px|right|This nigga ugly.]]
Around the time that Odd Future started getting alot of attention, another popular member, Earl Sweatshirt, had mysteriously vanished from the scene. There was much speculation on [[teh_internets|teh interwebz]] as to where he had gone to, but [[TMZ|gossip]] website [http://www.complex.com/music/2011/04/complex-exclusive-we-found-earl-sweatshirt Complex] did some research and found that Earl had been sent to Coral Reef Academy in Samoa by his mom in an effort to [[b&|ground]] him because of his [[shit|fucking awesome]] music and his behavior towards her. The website provided a screencapture of facebook post a friend had made about Earl explaining the incident. The lulz kept pouring in when Complex found the official website of the Acadamy and discovered that pictures of him had made it in the promotional advertisements. The following are the two pictures provided by the website that were used to troll OF fans for so long (PROTIP: [https://twitter.com/#!/earlxsweat He's back now], [[Pool%27s_Closed|pool's closed]]):
[[Image:earlgotgroundedlol.jpg|center|frame|Lol. "The Program"]]
[[image:freemynameisearl.png|thumb|150px|left|FREE EARL]] [[image:dontfreeearl.png|thumb|250px|Earl, where he belongs]]
[[Image:Earlsigningautographslol.jpg|center|frame|Aw, look- he even made it as the coverboy for the Academy. That's a good little momma's boy!]]

==Odd Future roof riot incident==
[[image:Tylerthecreatorandjustinbieber.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[bieber|We told you.]]]]
[[image:Frankoceankevindurant.jpg|thumb|250px|right|[[so_i_herd_u_liek_mudkipz|So I herd u liek Frank Ocean.]]]]
On May 12, 2011, Tyler, the Creator had a scheduled autograph signing at Newbury Comics Store in [[Boston]], [[Massachusetts]] and Odd Future was booked to play a show that same night nearby. What started as an eventful day quickly escalated into a [[batshit|mass]] [[insanity|hysteria]] when an overwhelming amount of people showed up at the comic store forcing locals to close down the street. With everyone standing outside in front of the store, Odd Future decided they could no longer resist their [[monkey|natural instincts]], and they proceeded to climb onto the roof of the store to jump around like apes. This caused uber-[[Chimpout|niggerdom]], leading to one cop getting injured and the arrest of a [[16_year_old_girl|16 year old girl]].

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It get's better, though.

===Odd Future Lunatics Troll Fox25===
Later that afternoon after being Tyler and a few other crazy killers bail out of a nuthouse, a local noticed that Boston's very own Fox25 was standing by the group's tourbus trying to get an comment from the group on the events. Seeing that [[lie|there was a very high chance of maximum lulz]], the local pulled out his camera and started filming the encounter. The members then started to stick their head out of a tourbus window, [[trolling]] the reporter with super-effectiveness, spouting [[unfunny|classic]] lines such as "TRYNA GET A STORY, NIGGA?" and "WANNA SEE MY DICK?!"

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===Take it away, FOX===
And, as it turned out, the trolling made it to the final cut that night on TV!
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==Odd Future vs. Steve Albini==
[[Image:steveharvery.jpg|thumb|250px|I can haz lol?]]
On August 06th, 2011, the [http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/ official forums] of the [http://www.electricalaudio.com/ Electrical Audio website] lit up with much drama and lulz when the main man himself, Steve Albini, <strike>[http://rateyourmusic.com/list/frenchie/recorded_by_steve_albini owner of Electrical and uber-legendary recording engineer]</strike> [[faggot]], [http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=53523&start=320#p1364721 chimed in on a topic about Odd Future].

[http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=53523&p=1374892#p1374892 Apparently], the two forces had met a few months earlier on a shuttle bus in Barcelona, [[Spain]]. Steve didn't take too kindly to a bunch of [[coon|coons]] riding his [[white]] bus. What followed next was a very funnie [[OL]] [[flame_war|flame war]] by [[IRL]] music peoples that resulted in many lulz.

===Steve begins:===
{{quote|My band shared an airport shuttle with them in Barcelona. They piled onto the shuttle late, after finally getting corralled by their minder, who was nursing a head wound with an ice bag wrapped in a towel. They piled in, niggering everything in sight, motherfucking the driver, boasting into the air unbidden about getting their dicks sucked and calling everyone in the area a faggot. Then one of them lit a joint (or a pipe, I didn't look) and told the driver to shut the fuck up nigger and smoked it anyway. A female passenger tried to engage one of them in conversation, but he just stared at her with a dead-to-me stare while his seatmate flipped double birds in her face.

The whole trip they complained about not being at a McDonalds and repeatedly shouted for the motherfucker to pull over so they could get some fucking McDonalds nigger. Interspersed with the McDonalds requests were shouted boasts about how often they masturbated and fucked bitches nigger and got paid like a motherfucker fifty grand like a motherfucker. They continued complaining that the trip was taking too long and insisted they be fed immediately all the way to the airport, where their minder presumably fed them.

I am quite happy none of them engaged me directly, because at least one of us would have regretted it.
|Albini, [[butthurt]] that he had to share a bus with [[niggers]]}}
===Tyler, The Creator responds via twitter===
Of course, it didn't take long for word to come back around and immediate Tyler, the Creator took to his twitter account with this:
[[Image:Tylerthecreatorcoolstorybro.png|center|frame|You don't "nigger everything insight", you say?]]
He also added:
{{quote|4. We (Odd Future) never discuss how much we are making a show in public, ever. 5. Me nor anyone I know in my age group know who you are, old ass. Surprised you knew how to use a computer|Tyler, the Creator, telling some old man to [[STFU]]}}
===Odd Future's publicist tells Albini, "cool story, bro"===
[[image:Oldmanniggerfags.png|thumb|250px|They act [[internet_tough_guy|tough]], but we all know they like homosex.]]
The drama was still not quite over. In a response to a Chicagoist.com journalist who was following-up the story, Odd Future's publicist, Heathcliff Berru, [http://chicagoist.com/2011/08/10/odd_future_update_tyler_takes_on_st.php released the following statement to the website about the matter]:
{{quote|... Tyler never harassed the driver ... i was sitting up there in the passenger seat next to him. they may have asked for Mcdonalds once but i told them we were late and we kept it moving. i also never heard anyone drop racial slurs in that manner. it was 5 or 6am. we were all tired and grumpy and i think Albini was also salty that they had to wait on us to get into the ride. ... flipping birds to a female passenger doesn't make any sense either! it's a cool story though bro!|[[Cool_story_bro|Cool story, bro!]]}}

===UPDATE: "Albino" get last word in; sucks Tyler, the Creator's cock===
Finally, responding to the journalist's follow-up of the Chicagoist.com article, Steve threw in the towel, ending the OL trolling, at least for now, with this to say in closing:
{{Quote|For what it's worth, that dude's voice is really cool...|Steve "Albino", being a fag, talking about how Tyler, the Creator is actually a [[pretty_cool_guy|pretty cool guy]]}}

==Left Brain slaps a bitch==
On October 30, 2011, Odd Future came into the spot light again, this time over drama that Left Brain had started.

[http://pitchfork.com/news/44467-odd-futures-left-brain-accused-of-hitting-photographer-in-the-face/ According to reports], Left Brain was getting physical with photographers at a show in New Orleans, flinging water at them, and doing other typical stuff that niggers do. When Left Brain saw that there was in fact a [[wimmins]] in the group, he proceeded to ask himself the most vaild question any man could possibly ask in that situation, "WHY AIN'T U IN THE KICHENS, WOMAN??!?1?" , and then slapped the hoe right in the kisser.

[http://www.nbc33tv.com/news/local-news/hip-hop-artist-slaps-female-photographer-at-voodoo-music-festival NBC33 released] this quote of female photographer trying to prove that Left Brain did in fact discriminate against women:
{{quote|In the pit, the male to female ratio is about 20 to 1. There were way more men in that pit than women.|Amy Harris, giving her best [[BAWWWWWW]] story}}

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Naturally, much lulz and approval did insue after the fact, but the enemies of the lulz tried to fight back, demanding accountability for the incident saying stuff like "OMG HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED" and "ODD FUTURE HATES WIMMINS!!".

[[Image:Ididntslapshitbro.png|thumb|250px|Yeah... suree you didn't.]]Fortunately, Odd Future's publicist Heathcliff Berru came to the rescue once again, putting on his best [[trollface]], telling the [[liberal_media|lamestream news sources]] and [[feminazis]] exactly what they needed to hear: "[[NO U]]"!

{{quote|There simply is no truth to the accusation floating around the internet. It's no secret that Odd Future has a love/hate relationship with photographers at shows simply because sometimes they are given access the group wishes their fans would have instead.|Odd Future's publicist, doing a damn fine job}}

Thankfully, the tactic had worked like a charm and the female reporter [[win|never filed any charges]].

==Feminazis get offended==
During the 2013 tour of Tyler the Creator's visit to the [[Australia|land of crocodiles and kangaroos]], radical feminist Talitha [[Stoner|Stone]] was extremely [[offended]] by the lulzy lyrics in Tyler's music mentioning [[rape]], which she wholeheartedly hates. So, she gathered up the members of '''Collective [[Shit|Shout]]''', an armed and dangerous militia composited entirely of radicalized [[Lesbians|sex-negative feminists]], to tattle to the [[government]] that Tyler should never be allowed to visit Australia and rap about rape in front of the children. But the government [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't give a shit]], despite getting some [[conservative]] douchebag to support them. So, they let Odd Future in to Australia and rap their feelings under the rights of free speech that feminists don't even know about. Tyler was [[asshurt]] when he heard about Talitha's plans to deport his [[nigger]] ass back to America, so he ranted about her being a cunt during his show in [[Sydney]]. After his ranting, he dedicated his hit single, "[[Homo|Domo]]23" to her.

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What Tyler didn't know is that Talitha was in the audience of the show, trying to start a [[EPIC FAIL|failed]] feminazi protest in order to "educate" about feminism and rape. Soon, she was bombarded by [[13 year old boys]] and other niggers on [[Twitter]] on how she is a bitch and should [[Suicide|kill herself]]. Fearing that a [[Fail|teenager on social media]] would attempt to [[Homicide|pwn her IRL]], she reactively [[YOU DUN GOOFED|reported Tyler's fanbase to the police]], but they weren't able to do shit as they can't [[Unrealistic expectations|control the Internet like she imagined that they would do]].

==SXSW Music Festival rundown and riot==
[[File:Tyler the creator mugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Ruh roh!]]
Tyler the Cream-eater was filmed encouraging his rowdy zoo of a fanbase to break down a barrier at one of his shows so that they could somehow squeeze into a [[Texas]] venue already crammed to maximum capacity with sweaty gorillas, white nerds wanting to suck toes like Lucas Vercetti, and drunken whores.
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This happening just days after other reputable members of his failbase drove drunk at the SAME festival while trying to evade police, relieving the planet of 2 Odd Futuretards and injuring 23 more. Tyler surrended [[Jewgold|$]]25,000 to bail out, and is currently facing one year in [[Prison|the nigger rehabilitation center]].

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==Loiter Squad==
Odd Future is so [[NOT|popular]] that they were warranted a TV show of their own on [[Adult Swim]]. The show is basically [[Jackass]] without the SUPER XTREME STUNTS and Kay & Peele without the funny, mixed together and resulting in a pile of shit. This is the show that boosted popularity of the group to be considered more mainstream and made Tyler more famous than ever. If you want to blame someone for making OF famous, blame Adult Swim for letting this show run for three seasons and still shitting the airwaves.
[[File:LoiterSquad.gif|thumb|right|LULZ WERE SO RANDUM XDDDDDD.]]
[[File:ReviewOnLoiterSquad.jpg|thumb|right|Even this [[NOT|acclaimed]] [[Faggot|reviewer]] is not impressed with the humor.]]
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==People who are [[offended]] by Odd Future==

* [[Leftards]]
* [[Wimminz]]
* [[Feminazis]]
* [[Homosexual]]s
* [[Christfag]]s
* [[Hipster|Steve Albini]]
* [[Shit nobody cares about|Hopsin]], a [[Juggalo]] [[nigger]] best known for his [[Gay|awesome]] contact lenses
* [[Shit nobody cares about|Diabolic]], a [[fat]] [[communist]] [[wigger]]
* [[13 year old boy]]s who got [[b&]] from Odd Future Talk for being [[faggot]]s, and then decided to [[Personal army|deface this article]] with their passive-aggressive [[bullshit]]

==How to troll Odd Future fans==
[[Image:Oddfuturefan.jpg|thumb|250px|You at an Odd Future show.]]
If you want to troll Odd Future fans just go to the comments section of any Odd Future video on [[YouTube]] and do the following:

*Tell them that Odd Future has no talent and are just shock-rap. 
*Compare them to the [[Insane Clown Posse]]. (Perhaps the most effective trolling technique on this entire list, despite the fact that [[truth|Odd Future makes the exact same]] [[down syndrome|kind of music]]. 
*Tell them that Steve Harvey is actually a [[pretty_cool_guy|pretty cool guy]]. 
*Tell those fuckers that Tyler Perry is Tyler's biological father, who has actual talent.
*Tell them that you like Odd future better without [[fugly|Earl]] [[Retard|Sweatshirt]]. 
*Inform them that anyone in Odd Future whose not named Earl, Tyler, or Frank are [[shit no one cares about|unimportant]] cunts.
*Tell them that Wolf sucked, Eminem & Nas are better than shitty Earl, and they are Idiot Liberal Kiddies.
*Inform the little dick gobbling bastards that everyone in Odd Future is openly gay or closeted. They also endure great-tasting Italian [[goatse]].
*Make a topic on the Odd Future Talk forum and tell the fucktard stans how much they and Odd Future suck. You get infinite points if you use wildly comical [[sarcasm]].
*Inform them that all of OFWGKTA are evil Devil Worshippers.
*Tell everyone on Odd Future Talk and the Youtube comment sections of any Odd Future-related video that they are going to get brutally ass raped in [[Hell]] when Da [[God]] comes back.
*Remind them that Odd Future can't skate for shit and that they are actually just posers.
*Say [[Nigger|Hopsin]] is better than [[Nigger|Tyler,]] [[Bastard|the]] [[Faggot|Creator]]. 
*Post [http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/524804_2971864171947_1122030529_32312427_1284883442_n.jpg|Earl Sweatshirt lyrics and attribute them to Tyler]
*Join these two forums: OFT - [http://www.oddfuturetalk.com/forums/] and KTT - [http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum]. Talk about how much dic OFWGKTA (both), Kendrick Lamar (KTT only), and Kanye West (KTT only) suck.

==See Also==
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*[[Rap]]
*[[Edgy]]
*[[Pitchfork]]
*[[/mu/]]
*[[Lil B]]
*[[Death Grips]]
*[[Kanye West]]
*[[Dead Kennedys]]
*[[Anal Cunt]]
*[[Eminem]]
*[[Slayer (band)|Slayer]]
*[[Bad Religion]]
*[[Wesley Willis]]
*[[Gorgoroth]]
*[[Pantera]]
*[[Jay-Z]]
*[[Black Flag]]
*[[Descendants]]
*[[GG Allin]]
*[[Cannibal Corpse]]
*[[N.W.A.]]
*[[Tupac]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[DOUBLE NIGGER]]
*[[Nigra|Loud Nigra]]
*[[Hipsters]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]s
*[[Atheism]]
*[[theneedledrop]]

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<td style="color:#803e37;">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more [[retarded]] [[mass shooting|mass shooting/stabbing]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[Hugo Jackson|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</td></tr>
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]]  [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 58, injured 203}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman (Stephan, Jonatas, Rafa, Muhammad, British Anon, Indonesian Anon) Carmageddon (Nathaniel, Joe) Fire Emblem (John, Sam) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Isaac, Joe, Stefan, Jordan, Arda, Brandon, Raden, Rafa, Indonesian Anon, Timofey, Danis, Rizky, Owen, Fabian, Patrik) FPS (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin, Desmond) No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant disciples''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who <s>were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]</s> became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[chinks]], [[gooks]], [[spics]], [[spooks]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of March 2026, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 58 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[Arda Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].

== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from [[liberals]] and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by [[John Earnest]], but by [[Vincent Fuller|an obscure Britfag]] who was as shitty as [[Hugo Jackson]].

=== The First Disciple ===
{{main|Vincent Fuller}}

[[File:VincentFuller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Little-known OG.]]

Literally [[GOTTA GO FAST|ONE DAY]] after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of '''Vincent Fuller'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. [[fail|not Muslim]]) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.

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=== Double Trouble ===
{{main|John Earnest}}

[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The <s>first</s> second faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]

On March 24, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} tried to burn down a mosque, accomplishing nothing. A month later, on April 27, 2019, he shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

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=== The First Fail Tarrant ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Sam Lmrie.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You look cute, he wants to rape you.]]

In the UK, they arrested a bastard named '''Sam Imrie'''{{Nazi}} for planning a massacre against a mosque in June.

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=== A New Challenger Appears ===
{{main|Patrick Crusius}}

[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]]

On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]].

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=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime ===
{{main|Philip Manshaus}}

[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]]

Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]], just like [[Justicar Andersnordic]].

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===The Deadly Door===
{{main|Stephan Balliet}}

[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]]

After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]].

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=== The iFunny Rage Comic ===
{{main|Alex Hillel Treisman}}

[[File:Alex Hillel Treisman.jpg|100px|thumb|left|He seems more like a pedophile than [[Adam Lanza]].]]

In 2020, American, '''Alex Hillel Treisman'''{{Girllover}} planned to commit a terrorist attack against [[Joe Biden]], but he was arrested.

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===Anonymous===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

A Singaporean 16-year-old [[Fail|planned]] to attack a mosque with [[Ali David Sonboly|deep web-bought guns]] but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' [[win|juvie]].

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=== Keep On Truckin'===
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}}

[[File:Misterveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|The first Tarrantula to try out the Carmageddon style.]]

Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}} decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[London|Lon]][[Shit|don]], [[Ontario]], [[Canada]]. He spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used his Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.

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=== With Spics, Do Not Mix ===
{{main|Hugo Jackson}}

[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]]

On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London truck attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]].

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=== With Jews, You Lose ===
{{main|Laaiti Ekenstéen}}

[[File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[Milo Yiannopoulos|So even kikes]] [[Weev|are allowed to]] [[Siegepilled Zoomer|be Nazis now?]]]]
On January 10, 2022, '''Laaiti Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}}, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by [[god|G-d]] in the [[Talmud]]. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since [[doing it wrong|the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol]].

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=== Martha Speaks, I Listen ===
{{main|Payton Gendron}}

[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]]

The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]].

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=== Retarded Tarrantula ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Daniel John Harris.png|100px|thumb|left|You look highly autistic and retarded.]]

On May 26, 2022, in [[England]], '''Daniel John Harris'''{{nazi}} was arrested for planning and consuming [[neo-Nazi]] content and had planned to take [[Payton Gendron]]'s score, but as expected, he was discovered and raped for being a real imbecile.

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=== [[AlGore]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Isaac Chagas}}

[[File:IsaacChagas3.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Você fica melhor sem essa casca horrível.]]

On September 26, 2022, '''Isaac Chagas'''{{nazi}}, who attacked his school but only managed [[Fail|to kill one person]], was literally screwed over to the point that he was left completely messed up.

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=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}}

[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]]

On October 12, 2022, a [[Slovakia]]n and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day.

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=== Viva Brasil ===
{{main|Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni}}

[[File:Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni.png|100px|thumb|left|First Tarrantula in Latin America.]]

On November 25, 2022, some [[Portuspic]] named '''Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni'''{{nazi}} shot up 2 schools in a row, killing 4 and injuring 11 with a pistol and a revolver, and [[Epic Win|received a 3-year sentence, just like Laaiti]]. His [[Twitter]] PFP was [[Brenton]] smiling.

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=== Sam Imrie 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]] ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:You15lol.jpg|100px|thumb|left|tremendous loser.]]

In the [[UK]] sometime late 2023, a 15-year-old teenager named '''Joe Metcalfe'''{{nazi}} was planning a mass stabbing attack against everyone with a knife and screwdriver, and to use a car for a mass hit-and-run, but all that went to hell when he was caught and arrested.

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=== Stephan Balliet: Brazil Edition ===
{{main|Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa}}

[[File:Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Officially they're going to rape you in jail hahaha.]]

February 13, 2023, [[Brazil]], a 17-year-old named '''Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa'''{{nazi}}, who failed in his attempt at a school massacre in 2023 but ended up being ridiculed and no one cares

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=== [[Family Guy]] in Live Action ===
{{main|Stefan M.}}

[[File:STEFAN.png|100px|thumb|left|an autistic fan of Family Guy.]]

July 20 2023, '''Stefan M.'''{{nazi}}, The assailant, who was prepared, stabbed the sole victim, who was walking peacefully down the street. What happened after that is unknown, but it is known that he successfully carried out the stabbing live.

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=== Snarky Snappy ===
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}}

[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]]

Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]].

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=== I Surrender ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Jordan Patten.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Why on Earth did you think this would work?]]

Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old [[Australia|Aussie]] fatass by the name of '''Jordan Patten'''{{Nazi}} geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a [[Retard|single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife]] decided to ''[[Failed|try]]'' and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up [[DO IT FAGGOT|pussying out at the last possible second]] after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently [[v&]] and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.

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=== [[David Sonboly|The Sonbolians]] were right, Turks can't kill ===
{{main|Arda Küçükyetim}}

[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]]

On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]].
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=== Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition ===
{{main|Mr. HJ}}

[[File:Boy Indian tarrant.png|100px|thumb|left|Well, at least another guy from India will do his massacre for you.]]

On September 26, 2024, a 14-year-old jeet known only as '''Mr. HJ'''{{nazi}} streamed himself getting door cucked while trying to shoot up a mosque with airsoft guns. Was also in the same Discord server as [[Natalie Rupnow]] and [[Solomon Henderson]], and later got included in the [[honorary Aryan]] section of [[Timofey Kulyamov]]'s manifesto.

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=== It was before Natalie Rupnow ===
{{main|Kankaanpää}}
[[File:Kankaanpää.png|100px|thumb|left|At least Natalie Rupnow surpassed you.]]
A [[girl]] known as '''Kankaanpää'''{{nazi}} planned to commit a [[mass shooting]] in an English city, but since the police were absent, they arrested and [[raped]] her.

{{clear}}

=== Mexican Nazi Fail ===
{{main|Brandon Alonso}}

[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|100px|thumb|left|Although it may not seem like it, it makes sense because he livestreamed his attack.]]

On November 30, [[2024]], in [[Mexico]], '''Brandon Alonso'''{{nazi}}, who decided to broadcast his botched attack on [[Twitter]], failed because he only managed to [[Fail|injure 2]] people with the faulty weapons.
{{clear}}

=== China and Singapore are friends ===
{{main|Nick Lee}}

[[File:Nick Lee.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Chinese literally hate their government.]]

In early December 2024, '''Nick Lee Xing Qiu'''{{nazi}}, a Chinese man living in Singapore failed to carry out his own shooting and ending up being raped by the Singapore police.
{{clear}}
=== She-Tarrant ===
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}}

[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|If she was a guy, she would've been forgotten by now.]]

On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.

{{clear}}
=== Around Blacks, Never Relax ===
{{main|Solomon Henderson}}

[[File:SolomonHenderson.png|100px|thumb|left|What the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] does to a mf.]]

The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when '''Solomon Henderson'''{{nazi}} used some small, dumb [[Portuspic]] pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a [[nigger|mud person]], he was an avid [[white supremacist]] and fan of killers such as [[Columbiner|Vladislav Roslyakov]], [[LOLWUT|Payton Gendron]], and to nobody's surprise, [[Typical|Brenton Tarrant]]. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming [[an hero]]. Plus points for mentioning literally every [[High score|high scorer]] in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.

{{clear}}

=== First Asian Tarrantula ===
{{main|Raden Ardianto}}

[[File:Raden Ardianto.jpg|100px|thumb|left|the real Tarrant copycat in Asia]]

Eight days after Solomon, in [[Indonesia]], '''Raden Ardianto'''{{nazi}}, who stabbed two teachers at his school and than failed to an hero, ended up worse than [[Hugo Jackson]].

{{clear}}

=== The Worse Stephan Balliet ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Anon UK.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Who the hell are you? Take off that shitty mask.]]

A month after [[Solomon Henderson|Solomon]]'s attack, in February, an anonymous 15-year-old boy was arrested for planning a [[mass shooting]] at a synagogue with an air gun in the [[United Kingdom]]. He had planned to attack kikes and homosexuals but failed because he himself was a faggot.
*{{WPD|h/news/post/457516/foiled-synagogue-attack-plot-in-the|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Friends' failed attempt at a shooting ===
{{main|Mai}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|100px|thumb|left|You're probably an idiot in real life.]]

Months later, in [[Argentina]], some minors were arrested for planning a mass shooting at their school, and the leader of the group is a girl named '''Mai'''{{nazi}}.

{{clear}}

=== Unc ===
{{main|Owen Lawrence}}

[[File:OwenLawrence.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You know what? At least he got one kill (himself).]]

On April 26, 2025, '''Owen Lawrence'''{{nazi}}{{columbiner}}, a Britfag [[Chav|white]] supremacist ran amok with a shitload of [[Shit|CO2 pellet guns]] and a [[Henrique Lira Trad|crossbow]], injuring two women before just giving up and [[An Hero]]ing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, [[Columbine]] (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even [[Randy Stair]], of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest [[Columbiner]] and second oldest Tarrantula (only surpassed by fellow Britfag [[Vincent Fuller]], who was 50). Fuck off, old geezer.

{{clear}}

=== Anonymous Strikes Yet Again ===

{{main|Columbine Copycats#Ashley Pardo and T.H.|T.H.}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Who are you?]]

You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. ''Kids''. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of '''T.H.''' arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his [[white trash|trashy]] mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.

{{clear}}

=== Troonton Trannyrant ===
{{main|Robin Westman}}

[[File:Robert Westman.png|100px|thumb|left|Remember lads, subscribe to your monthly estrogen pills.]]

On August 27, 2025, a troon named '''Robin Westman'''{{trans}} attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
{{clear}}

=== 4 Minutes After Charlie Kirk ===
{{main|Desmond Holly}}

[[File:DesmondHolly.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The lesser known 9/10/2025 shooter.]]

On September 10, 2025, '''Desmond Holly'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}} killed no one and injured 2 at his school before an heroing, only to get attention-cucked by [[Tyler Robinson]] putting [[Charlie Kirk]] in his sniper montage. He reposted [[Brenton]] and [[Payton]] edits on [[TikTok]], wrote "Al Noor" on his [[SIEGE™ mask]], had a Black Sun patch, and wanted to stream his attack.
{{clear}}

=== Honorary Aryan ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:RavaMarvelKnife.jpg|100px|thumb|left|YOU AREN'T ARYAN! YOU ARE A 14-YEAR-OLD FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA]]

On October 6, 2025, an Indonesian Tarrantula named '''Rafa Marvel'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}{{Muslim}} was planning an attack at his school, but got arrested for revealing his plans online. He had bombs, converted airsoft guns, and knives.
{{clear}}

=== [[Stephan Balliet]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Kutch.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You are a failure at everything. You aren't white, you aren't Slavic, YOU ARE FILIPINO!]]

On October 9, 2025, a 14-year-old kid named '''Kutch'''{{Nazi}} made a Facebook post saying he was gonna [[Unrealistic Expectations|burn down his school]]. He geared up and got his airsoft M16 rifle that had tons of [[cringe]] Tarrantula scribblings including a Black Sun. He livestreamed the attack and injured 1 student with the airsoft gun while wearing a black T-shirt that said "DEATH" in Russian red text. He escaped but got [[v&]]. The very next day at his house, they found a manifesto called "The Seige" (his misspelling, not ours) at his house. At first his attack wasn't broadcasted on TV but recently they've released information about the attack.
{{clear}}

=== Argentina WTF IS THE ===
{{main|Erick Nescio}}

[[File:Erickgabriel.png|100px|thumb|left|That mask didn't do you any good, Fuck You Nigger.]]

On the first day of November, in [[Argentina]], a faggot known as '''Erick Nescio'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for trying to kill his schoolboy, but he obviously failed and in the end the police raped him for being stupid.

{{clear}}

=== Chickens for KFC ===
{{main|Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat}}

[[File:MuhammadNazrielFadhelHidayat.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You will never enter Agartha, shitskin.]]

On November 7, 2025, [[WTF|A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER]] showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named '''Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat'''{{Muslim}} blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".

{{clear}}

=== Indonesian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:INDONESIANLARP.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|It's probably for the better that you got v&.]]

On November 17, 2025, just 10 days after the aforementioned shitskin LARP, an 11-year-old decided he wanted to shoot up his school in Indonesia, so he converted his airsoft pistol into a real pistol, got a combat knife, made bombs, and put all sorts of Tarrantula scribblings on his gear. Automatically, you'd think he would actually do good, right? WRONG! He got [[v&]] because he revealed his plans on TikTok.
*{{WPD|h/social/post/464637/kid-in-indonesia-plotted-to-shoot|WPD coverage}}
{{clear}}

=== Saving The White Race, One Child At A Time ===
{{main|Timofey Kulyamov}}

[[File:Timofag.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A rather convincing argument why Slavs shouldn't be considered "white".]]

On December 16, 2025, '''Timofey Kulyamov'''{{Nazi}} stabbed up his school and only managed to kill a 10-year-old boy and injure a cop via pepper spraying, all while wearing a shirt that namedropped the [[764]] offshoot No Lives Matter.

{{clear}}

=== THE FOTY 2026 ===
{{main|Danis Razov}}

[[File:Nizhnekamsk School Shooting.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You're a real idiot, powerless to even try attacking a school, you're definitely a faggot.]]

On January 22, 2026, a Russian nerd named '''Danis Razov'''{{Nazi}} would commit a [[shooting]] and mass stabbing against his school; however, it would backfire on him, since he only managed to stab one janitor, who then proceeded to kick his ass.

{{clear}}

=== [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]] 2: Electric Boogaloo===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Rizky.jpg|100px|thumb|left|I ended up worse than [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]]]

On February 3, 2026, in [[Indonesia]], '''Rizky'''{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}} attacked his school with bombs and knives, was going to become a [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]] 2.0 and [[Mr. HJ]] 2.0, but that stopped because one of his victims injured his foot from shrapnel; in the end, his attack turned out to be a load of crap.

{{clear}}

=== Owen Cuckien ===
{{main|Owen Ruvien}}

[[File:OwenRLarp.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|You targeted a sleeping bum and STILL lost.]]

On March 5, 2026, an Americunt named '''Owen Ruvien'''{{Nazi}} wandered around for 3 hours in a Virginia park looking for blacks, He decided to stab a black homeless bum that was sleeping, [[Fail|and got an ass beating.]]

{{clear}}

=== [[L.G.Ch.D.]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Fabian}}

[[File:Osmer H..jpg|100px|thumb|left|[[No|The First]] [[Erick Nescio|Latino Tarrantulas]]]]

23 March, [[2026]], In [[Mexico]], '''Fabian'''{{Nazi}} decided to attack his high school with axes and knives, following in the footsteps of [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Lex Ashton]], but he only managed to stab 3 people and ended up in very bad shape, much worse than [[Lex Ashton]].

{{clear}}

=== [[Kimveer Gill]] 2: Electric Boogaloo ===
{{main|Gino Corradini}}

[[File:Gino Corradini1.jpg|100px|thumb|left|You tried to surpass [[Javier Romero]] and [[Rafael Solich]], but you failed.]]

On March 30, 2026, in [[Argentina]], '''Gino Corradini'''{{Nazi}}{{Columbiner}}, who decided to attack his own [[school]] with his grandfather's stolen shotgun, only managed to kill one person and injure eight. He literally tried to outdo [[Rafael Solich]] and [[Javier Romero]], but ended up becoming [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer Gill 2.0]].

{{clear}}

=== Romanian Anon ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Question-mark-icon1.png|thumb|left|100px|Its probably for the better we don't see your ugly face]]

On an unspecified date in 2026, (March or April), a Romanian anon, who went under the name "Ripelliotrodger" on TikTok, who was also friends with [[Owen Ruvien]] got fedded after making threats to bomb up a mosque and to shoot up [[Kill The Faggot|furry conventions]] with 3D printed guns, he was also in Owen's failed shit terror group, he also wanted to livestream his attack and he was allegedly an ED lurker, which means [[Couch Cuck]] is no longer our biggest failure.

{{clear}}

=== Patrik Gjrgay ===
{{main|Patrik Gjrgrev}}

[[File:Patrik Gjrgrev.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|You did all that just to be [[Stephan Balliet]] 3.0.]]

On April 4, 2026, a 14-year-old [[Serb]] named '''Patrik Gjrgrev'''{{Nazi}} decided it was a good time to get an ass beating from his parents, so he started up his livestream, went to his [[Oldfag|grandfather]] who was doing dishes, and began hitting him in the back of his head with it. Despite the grandpa moaning like he was acting in a porn movie, it was actually real. He then dropped the hammer and picked it back up, which gave the grandpa enough time to go back in the room and lock it, causing Patrik to kick the door and hit it with the hammer while shouting [[Stephan Balliet|"OPEN THE DOOR!"]] He then decided to go and [[1 Bitch 9 Pups|kill the family dog]], but it was not captured on stream. He then got an invitation to the [[Party Van]] and got v& after his grandpa called the police. Surprisingly, this is all real despite it sounding like a fairy tale.

{{clear}}

=== Alfie Gayeman ===
{{main|Shit nobody cares about|NOPE, no one cared about this nigga so he doesn't even have an article lmaooo}}

[[File:Alfie Coleman.png|thumb|left|100px|Apparently, the [[United Kingdom]] is raping every Tarrantula in the country, and this idiot was his turn.]]

On April 20, 2026, the same day as the shooting of [[Julio César Jasso]], in the [[United Kingdom]], '''Alfie Coleman'''{{Nazi}} was arrested for planning a mass attack against Bailey's in London. He was an active member of [[764]] and other groups, and had been planning a plot since 2021 until someone reported him and he was arrested.

{{clear}}

== High Scores ==
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers| {| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni]]
| 4
| 11
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Carmageddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robin Westman]]
| 2
| 21
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Gino Corradini]]
| 1
| 8
| N
| 2026
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| FPS, Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Solomon Henderson]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timofey Kulyamov]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Isaac Chagas]]
| 1
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[WTF|96]]
| N
| 2025
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Fabian]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Desmond Holly]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Owen Lawrence]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Brandon Alonso]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Raden Ardianto]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Vincent Fuller]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Stefan M.]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Kutch
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Danis Razov]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Owen Ruvien]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Patrik Gjrgrev]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Rizky
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2026
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hillel Treisman]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Daniel John Harris
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2022
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2020
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Mr. HJ]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Joe Metcalfe
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Hack'N'Slash, Carmegeddon
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2023
| Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Jordan Patten
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| Hack'N'Slash
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Nick Lee]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Kankaanpää]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2024
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Rafa Marvel]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Hack'N'Slash, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Mai]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS, Co-Op
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sam Imrie
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Fire Emblem
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| T.H.
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Erick Nescio]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| FPS
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Unknown
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
| 2025
| Hack'N'Slash, FPS, Bomberman
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Alfie Coleman
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| N
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| FPS
</table>}}
</center>

== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being [[John Earnest]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
* Being [[terminally online]]

== Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry ==
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like [[Telegram]] to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like [[VidLii]] like it's the most retarded splinter of the [[Internet Archive]] in existence.

<center><gallery>
File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline.
File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|[[Fat]] girls love Brenton Tarrant ([[GOTIS|and attention]]).
File:Deadly mass shooting.mp4
File:TarrantLarper.mp4|Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
File:Russian Tarrant Copycat.mp4|What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
File:Calling Aukland Prison.mp4|Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
File:West derby stabbing.mp4|{{hover|Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight|context?}}
File:Stabbing Livestream (compressed).mp4|Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself <s>stabbing a random white girl</s> oh, nevermind it was acted.
File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|Say hello to the [[Brenton Tarrant#Brentonette|Brentonettes]]!
File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
File:Racist Furry.mp4|The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
</gallery></center>

== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[ISIS|yet]]...
* Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a [[rapefugee]] who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of [[typical]] cultural enrichment.
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
* Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.

== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be.
* [[Dying alone]] - What all of these people are.
* '''Other murderous losers'''
** [[Brazilian school attacks]]
** [[Columbine Copycats]]
** [[Chobots]]
** [[Copycat killers]]
** [[Misogynist terrorism]]
** [[Fandom killers]]
** [[Parasocial Syndrome]]
** [[Rupnow's simp faction]]
** [[Loserinfo]]
** [[Kill count by website]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD|h/gore/post/431871/brenton-tarrant-and-his-copycats|WPD coverage}}

{{Anheroes}}
{{Aspies}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Terrorists}}

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Talk:Tarrantulas

2026-04-26T19:48:01Z

Mercifulfag: /* Kutch's information */

I'm an idiot and i thought this was my sandbox. Can a Sysop please delete this article? {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

le article is looking goood :) [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:00, 22 December 2024 (UTC)

How the fuck do i have shit outside of the Rank thingy {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

It's a good article, don't worry. You should label under the videos so readers know who did it. [[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 21:02, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

== Should we add [[Desmond Holly]] to the list? ==

He wrote "Al Noor" on his [[Siege mask]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:46, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

i’d say so, and iirc he also had a black sun patch didn’t he? it broke or something - [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User talk:PooF9|talk]]) 01:57, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

== Just some suggestions ==

i suggest we add desmond holly, rizky and gabriel rodrigues castiglioni, Gabriel referenced brenton by using his profile picture on twitter and if my sources are correct he also retweeted brenton memes?, desmond Holly reposted videos of brenton tarrant and payton gendron on tiktok, had a skull mask with the words "al noor" on his skull mask and he had a black sun patch (popularized by brenton), he also wanted to stream his attack (also popularized by brenton), Rizky was a fan of [[Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat]], He did some tarrantula scribblings on his molotovs and he did the white supremacist okay sign (despite being an indonesian shitskin), idk tell me what u guys think, if u want to know some more shit about rizky i made a wpd post about him, idk if he should be considered a tarrantula tho since he was formerly a jidahist and recruited by shitty [[ISIS]], thats why i made this before editing, wikipedia also says he wrote the name of brenton tarrant on his molotov but i didnt find a confirmation for that, he also referenced payton gendron on his backpack
{{WPD|h/social/post/456109/smp-negeri-3-sungai-raya-arson|SMP Negeri 3 Sungai Raya Arson Attacks}}
[[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 18:59, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Oh and also, Theres another nigga named "Rafa marvel", He was planning a big livestreamed attack on his indonesian school, He bought 3 airsoft guns, A pistol, a shotgun and a tec 9, with plans to convert them into real guns,he had a [[SIEGE™ Mask]] and made multiple bombs which he titled as "C4"
he also puts tons of tarrantula scribblings on his gun, He also referenced brenton tarrant in his telegram channel,But he was [[Irony|a Muslim at the same time??]], After indonesian [[Police|Pigs]] Got him and gave him some rehab, He actually listened for a bit and tried to change, But than he decided to go and (ALLEGEDLY) stab a girl at his school, its unknown if he actually stabbed the girl but according to indonesian police, He did bring a knife to his school after he was released [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:45, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

There was also another indonesian faggot larper named ruslam from indonesia, He planned to attack his school but not that much info, he referenced [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Omar Mateen]] [[Payton Gendron]] And [[Anders Behring Breivik]], His tiktok is still up but im too lazy to archive it, he got fedded, I do not know where the fuck all of these indonesian LARPS keep coming from. His school he planned to attack was SMP negeri 1 Padang bolak, The funny thing is he made shitty edits of himself with the school in the background and he claimed that [[Lie|He killed 8 at the school LMFAO]], i still have that video but its only archived from a short edit i found which shows only a short portion, [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 22:50, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

:If you think they should be added, add them — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 22:51, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

ye ik im just askingn for thoughts bc some of them have conflicting motives and shit {{Unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

:I would say at least add [[Desmond Holly]]. I'm not too sure about the others mainly because I'm not familiar with them. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 23:27, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Maybe we should break down the article into two section: fakecels and truecels. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:01, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
:This isn't [[misogynist terrorism]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:13, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for a section ==
[[Misogynist terrorism]] has a disqualified section, should something similar be added here? I'm not too sure who would be there, but maybe [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] and [[Jesse Strang]]? — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 11:39, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

I dont see why not, i also wanted to add a section about people who [[BAWWWW]]'d over tarrant instead of actually following (such as [[Gökmen Tanis|this guy]] and [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|these guys]] but we could probably put that in the same section) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 13:31, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Maybe we should add everyone [[User:DinkDummy|Dink]] mischaracterized to this hypothetical section. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:06, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== TF??? ==

LMFAOOOO WHY IS ADAM ANDREE AND GABRIEL MUTTI HERE I KNOW ADAM ANDREE HE WAS LARPING EVERYTHING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE EVEN DOXXED HIMSELF ACCIDENTALLY IN THE PROCESS, ALSO HE ADMITTED TO LARPING AND USED AI TO GENERATE SOME OF THE LIVESTREAM AND GABRIEL WASNT INSPIRED BY ANYBODY [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 08:59, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

==Trystan Andrew Terrell==
Trystan Andrew Terrell It wasn't actually a tarrantula, because Wikipedia removed that information. {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}

don't take info from Wikipedia, most of the time they are bullshiting [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:19, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

==Evita Kolmonen and Alex Mäkinen==
I realized that Kankaanpää was actually Evita Kolmonen, identified by her photo, and if you analyze it further, she's mentioned on Wikipedia while Alex Mäkinen left his manifesto and a live broadcast, so they're officially copycats of Tarrant.

I believe Alex makinen was a copycat of Brenton too, considering he used the same langauge as tarrant and did the same things as tarrant (said lads after his attack, livestreamed/attempted to Livestream his attack and left a manifesto) but there is no archive or no other proof for it until we find his other social media accounts. [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 23:19, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

== Holy shit lmfao ==

{{tiktok|losttheplotttt/photo/7632739536279440654|another one of my friends tried to do an attack}}, i was friends with her on tiktok, we didnt really chat much, she just followed me and i had her followed, maybe and possibly a tarrantula? She liked Payton Gendron and she even tried to cosplay as him, but im not sure about brenton part, can somebody look thru her reposts on tiktok? She tried to shoot up a texas synagogue [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:42, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

Yup, she was a brenton fan, she had an anime brenton tarrant PFP, which makes her a tarrantula, holy shit i am SO tired [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 21:44, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:Dude, "another one"? You need to cut ties with all these all these faggots before {{Glow|[[Agent Smith|somebody]]}} will be knocking on your door. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 21:48, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:LMFAO anyways nigga I didn't even know about her plans she just followed me and I followed her back anyways shes a stupid faggoted foid and i blocked her like 30m ago, also I already got v& twice once at my house and once at my school for saying I was gonna blow up a synagogue [[for the lulz]] (even tho there's zero Jews in Libya they took it sreriously) [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:43, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

shes being set at fuggin 10 MILLION DOLLAR BOND as if shes even worth that much, she looks like the average hooker on the street [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 00:46, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

==Kutch's information==
I decided to investigate where the photo came from, but when I accessed his account, I found two photos of his face. I don't know if it's the same person, but considering the incident at the Filipino school, it might be his face. His other social media accounts and servers are unknown, but the only information I found about him, besides the news videos about the incident, is The two photos of the attacker's real face without the mask and hat—I don't know if they're of the same person, but if anyone has complete information about Kutch, please let me know, as there's a chance he might get his own article or a mention in the Loserinfo section. {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}
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he doesn't deserve an article, better to make him in your sandbox and safe it for loseirinfo, those 2 pictures of him are true yes, and I have even more (I'll share later). [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 19:48, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Bella The Wolf

2026-04-26T19:45:08Z

Mercifulfag:

{{crap}}
{{Spoiler|she faked all of it with a fatass YouTuber named steak for attention and clout}}
{{Sucks}}
{{Gotis}}
{{virgin}}
{{aspie}}
{{ib|[[File:BellaTheWolf.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sherry Valads'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 4, 2005 ({{age|2005|2|4}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Bella The Wolf''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Sherry Rose Valads''') is a Gachafag and a [[Loser|failure at life]] who has become extremely infamous for mocking Christians, Muslims, and people who have died from cancer. Specifically, [[Technoblade]].

==See Also==
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[PACKGOD]]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Dying Alone]]
[[category:TikTok]]

Bella The Wolf

2026-04-26T19:43:50Z

Mercifulfag:

{{Sucks}}
{{crap}}
{{Gotis}}
{{virgin}}
{{aspie}}
{{ib|[[File:BellaTheWolf.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sherry Valads'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 4, 2005 ({{age|2005|2|4}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Bella The Wolf''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Sherry Rose Valads''') is a Gachafag and a [[Loser|failure at life]] who has become extremely infamous for mocking Christians, Muslims, and people who have died from cancer. Specifically, [[Technoblade]].

==See Also==
*[[Belle Delphine]]
*[[PACKGOD]]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:Dying Alone]]
[[category:TikTok]]

File talk:Vonmugshots.jpeg

2026-04-26T19:42:39Z

Mercifulfag: /* Bro was alive for 26 years and had 31 mugshots */

== Bro was alive for 26 years and had 31 mugshots ==

That's more than one mugshot per year of his life. The system clearly wasn't working if he kept getting released. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:40, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

whatdo you expect nigga its the slums of [[Detroit]], the cops would throw ass for you if you gave them 50 bucks [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 19:42, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Josué Estébanez

2026-04-26T02:07:33Z

Mercifulfag: /* The Gameplay Footage */

{{Truespic}}
{{ib|[[File:JosuéEstébanez.jpg|100px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Josué Estébanez'''<big></big><noinclude>'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Spanish]]  [[File:MiniflagSpain.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured [[Win|0]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[Nazi|Mein Führer]]}}
{{Ibend}}

{{Glow|'''Josué Estébanez'''}}{{Nazi}} is a [[Spain|Spanish]] [[nazi|neo-Nazi]] who became famous for successfully murdering Carlos Palomino. Apparently, Spain also has Nazis, to the point that he was mentioned by the infamous [[Brenton Tarrant]].

== What He Did ==
He was attending a Neo Nazi Rally like usual untill he saw some faggot 16 year old antifa dweeb and stabbed them to death. This led to him being a sort of niche figure for other neo-nazi's of the sort.
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== The Gameplay Footage ==
{{center|{{fv|vg1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:JosueGameplayfootage.mp4]] '''Warning, It's boring as hell.'''}}}}

== Connections To [[Brenton Tarrant]] ==
This was one of Tarrant's idols. His name was written on one of Saint Brenton's magazines.
[[File:Brenton_Tarrant_Arsenal_4.jpg|center|200px]]

== Loadout ==
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!colspan="2"|FUCK SPANISH NAZI
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*'''Secondary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
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* Random knife for the '''finishing move'''
|-
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
|-
|}
</center>

== Graded Score ==
Not too bad for the time, Brent proably only cared 'cause thats what he had to work with in that time, other than that it's pretty unremarkable and retarded, but a shitty article about you where your rated 1/5 on their highscore chart is better than nothing.

[[File:Josuécourt.jpg|||thumb|200px|Its So Over]]

{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:AtomwaffenJuniorDivision.jpg|AtomwaffenJuniorDivision.jpeg|150px|link=Nazi]]|[[Atomwaffen Division|Atomwaffen Junior Division]]}}

==See also==
*[[Max Porta]]
*[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]]
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Luca Traini]]
*[[Spain]]

== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Murder_of_Carlos_Palomino|TOW coverage}}

{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Spanish}}
{{Nazis}}
[[category:Murder]]
[[category:People]]
[[category:2007]]

Talk:Chris Harper-Mercer

2026-04-26T02:04:00Z

Mercifulfag:

I thought everybody knew he didn't make that 4chan post? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:55, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
:First time I found out was that FBI doc. O_O Was this info also revealed somewhere else? Also does anyone know if he was actually a 4chan user in general? Might need to update [[kill count by website]]. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 02:01, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
:well tbh i found out in a horror video about scayr 4 chan threads, they said that the OP of the thread wasnt even chris and he wasnt even close or neaar to where chris was matter of fact he was oblivious [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 02:04, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Talk:Chris Harper-Mercer

2026-04-26T01:55:43Z

Mercifulfag: Created page with "I thought everybody knew he didn't make that 4chan post? ~~~~"

I thought everybody knew he didn't make that 4chan post? [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercifulfag]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 01:55, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox

2026-04-26T01:53:00Z

Mercifulfag: /* His faggotry */

{{UserSandbox}}


{{Aroundblacks}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Eurogoy'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Xavier Castellanos Eurogoy, Euroslander, Staymelo (aliases) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|June 2, 2002 ({{age|2002|5|2}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Detroit|88 2 Bridges Road Fairfield, NJ]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Islam]]{{Muslim}}}}
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'''Xavier Castellanos'''{{Muslim}} is a [[Nigger|13/52]] who began his career on [[Twatter]] with multiple posts about crypto and bitcoin, as well as multiple [[black supremacy|black supremacist]] remarks. However, in September, he made his first [[TikTok]] account, which started his actual relevance. He posted his first few videos under the name '''StayMelo312''', mainly involving his sister, brother, and father, '''Harry Castellanos'''. However, he would also constantly leave in [[racist]] remarks to white people such as "white people could never". We were able to find out that he has a dead mom, and that his name is Xavier Castellanos, He would then make a second Twitter account under the name '''StayMelo1312''', which is where he actually began his career.

==His faggotry==
Xavier started out on Twitter by saying anti-white shit. He would praise multiple black-on-white killers such as [[Aaron Alexis]] and [[wikipedia:Killing of Austin Metcalf|Karmelo Anthony]]. He also named many of his accounts after Karmelo. (i.e, Stay MELO), He gained quite a following, however that love would be followed with hate, as [[white devils]] got mad and began making other videos in retailiation. Xavier didn't give a singular fuck tho and continued making his low effort videos, in one of his videos, he doxxed a racist white kid and emailed his coach, which caused the race mixing white kid to get expelled from his school, Little did he know, the same thing would happen to him a day later

===Dox===
White supremacists were screeching "NIGGER" "TOTAL NIGGER DEATH" every second, until one of those white supremacists (you know who you are) found an old account of his. Staymelo312, the same account from earlier. which included his real name, his house, and some sensitive information.

==How you can stop him==
How can you help stop his rampant faggotry? Well, you can start off by sending some free delicious pizzas to his house! Remind him of his home address and his name, and how he was born to Harry Castellanos. You can also help by ordering [[dildos]] and [[sex toys]] to his home address, and alerting the cops of his faggotry and how he praises multiple mass shooters that have killed cops in the past. You might be thinking "holy shit, no, that's illegal and swatting", but in reality, it is reasonable, and yes, stuff like this comes off as threats to police, so [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it anyway]].

[[File:XAVIERHOUSE.jpeg|thumb|360px|His house. Looks depressing]]

{{Afro}}
{{Islam}}

User:Mercifulfag/Sandbox

2026-04-26T01:27:53Z

Mercifulfag: /* How YOU could stop him */

{{UserSandbox}}


{{Aroundblacks}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Eurogoy'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Xavier Castellanos Eurogoy, Euroslander, Staymelo (aliases) }}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|June 2, 2002 ({{age|2002|5|2}} years old)}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Detroit|88 2 Bridges Road Fairfield, NJ]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Islam]]{{Muslim}}}}
{{ibend}}

'''Xavier Castellanos''' {{Muslim}} is a [[Nigger|13/52]] who began his career on [[Twatter]], he made multiple posts about crypto and bitcoin, however that career would be irrelevant, but on his Shitter account he made multiple [[black supremacy|black supremacists]] remarks on his twiter account, however on September, he made his first [[TikTok]] account, which begins his series of actual revelance. He posted his first few videos under the name "StayMelo312", he would mainly post videos with his sister, brother, and father, '''Harry Castellanos''', However he would constantly leave in [[racist]] remarks to white people such as "white people could never", etc, thru this tiktok account, We were able to find out that he has a dead mom, and that his name is Xavier Castellanos, He would also make a twitter account under the name "StayMelo1312", which is where he actually began his career.

==His faggotry==
Xavier began on twitter by saying anti-white shit, he would praise multiple mass attackers such as [[Aaron Alexis]] and Anthony Karmelo, mostly because they killed whites, christians or something idfk ill add later to this article its 11:33 pm

==How YOU could stop him==
How can you help stop his rampant faggotry? Well you can first start off by giving him some free delicious pizzas! remind him of his home address and his name, and how he was born to Henry Castellanos, you can also help by ordering [[dildos]] and [[sex toys]] to his home address, you can also help by alerting the cops of his faggotry and how he praises multiple mass shooters that have killed cops in the past, you might be thinking "holy shit no thats illegal and thats swatting!" but in reality, it is reasonable and yes, stuff like this come off as threats to police, so [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it anyways.]]

[[File:XAVIERHOUSE.jpeg|thumb|360px|His house. Looks depressing]]

{{Nigger}}

User:Mercifulfag

2026-04-26T01:19:13Z

Mercifulfag:

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{{hipcrime}}
{{Brenton Copycat}}
{{UserAlGore}}
{{Aryan}}
{{British}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''MercifulFag'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|December 19, 2012 ({{age|2012|12|19}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Honorary Aryan|Libyan/Britfag]]  [[File:MiniflagLibya.png]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
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Hi niggas, I am Mercifulfag{{Jew}}. I migrated here after my WPD acc got banned to become an EDitor. I'll mostly do high score pages doe, thx for reading. I'm too lazy to set up my profile so this is good for now. I discovered this site through [[Sonboly]] and [[AlGore]]. I have British, Libyan and Israeli heritage (98.2% Israeli, .2% British and .6% Libyan). I like playing [[Counter-Strike]] (but my shit laptop can only run uhhh source counter strike souce), [[Half-Life]], and I h8 [[Team Fortress 2]] because its shit, I also like [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] and shiet, I also like watching [[Gay|counter strike streamers]] in my free time but I mostly watch propernator and OhnePixel. i started lurking on ED around 2 or maybe 4 days before I got v& and 2~5 months after that I finally decided to make my account, anyways bye gays, i also trooned out 1 day ago, I'm gonna have my penis removed in a surgical penis removal machine made by Sir Israel Gold Micheal Cobstein, he's such a good doctor, he's also planning to replace my penis with a neo-vagina soon,

===useful knowledge===
When i say im gonna work on something later or add more to it later, it is a lie, do not trust me because im too lazy to do so

== MY HIGH SCORE RANKING ==

*1. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - killed 271301 goyrillion spics
*2. [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link=Germany]] [[David Sonboly]] - He was a [[Lie|white, German aryan]] man who saw the problems in his country and wanted to fix them
*3. [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[William "AlGore" Atchison]] - ([[Truth|this one is gay]])

== MASS SHOOTERS THAT WERE CIRCUMCISED OR UNCIRCUMCISED ==

okay so I can only get this information from autopsy reports so its ONLY if the shooters an heroed or got shot down and specifically if they were from USA because USA releases a shit ton of autopsy reports, also I will put this in alphabetical order later, if you know anybody, add them. this is ur chance to flex your knowledge.

*[[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link=Israel]] [[Baruch Goldstein]] - do I even have to say it?
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Dylan Klebold|Dylan Jewgold]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Omar Mateen]] - Circumcised
*[[File:AL miniflag.png|23px|link=Middle East]] [[Sandniggers|PRETTY MUCH EVERY MUSLIM MASS ATTACKER OR ANY JEWISH BABY ATTACKER SPECIFICALLY MUSLIMS WHO WERE BORN MUSLIM NOT CONVERT]]
*[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]] [[Solomon Henderson]] - Circumcised
*[[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link=Russia]] [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Circumcised

== Articles I contribute to or will try to contribute to ==
*[[Kill count by website]]
*[[Tarrantulas]]

== Articles I made ==
*[[Kili]]
*[[Off Them]]
*[[Owen Ruvien]]

== Articles I might make ==
*[[CeeBot]]
*[[Devon Arthurs]]
*[[Eurogoy]]
*[[Jihadi John]] (I'm very surprised he doesn't already have one)
*[[Samuel Woodward]] (I'll probably put him in [[Loserinfo]] once [[User:CLU|CLU]] finally fucking fixes the high score pages, same thing goes for Devon, I'm gonna make him in my sandbox, I just need crime scene pictures or aftermath pics)

== useful shi for articles ==
[[User:Mercifulfag/StuffForArticles|SHIT FOR ARTICLES (GON AN ADD SOME MORE SHIET LATER IDK]]

Thanks for reading.

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