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User talk:Stoic Sigma 2

2026-04-27T00:41:35Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Fuck twitter fuck tik tok fuck elon fuck india fuck bots fuck jannies fuck cyberspace

{{welcome}}noticed i forgot to put this here, and i also noticed you uploading files related to foodistzen, are you making a page dedicated to foodists? — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 20:09, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
*Yes, I am. I felt like it was long overdue. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 20:12, 22 October 2024 (UTC)
**fuck yes, btw those guys may or may not have been responsible for the recent wave of DDoS attacks via account botting so mark it as enemies of the lulz just in case — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 20:14, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

== Write an article about Ra1nb0wK1tty ==

Hello, I am looking for people who can write funny articles on bad people of the Internet. Now listen, I have a polite request for you: write an article about a DevinatArt user named Ra1nb0wK1tty. In the meantime, I am going to be busy writing the My Life as a Teenage Robot article. Thank you.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 20:43, 23 November 2024 (UTC)

*Sounds like an interesting case. do you have any other sources I could find information on this person aside from teh links below?
-https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-rainbow-kitty-ra1nb0w-k1tty-101-m1ssra1nb0w-shaelynnplays.128199/ 
-https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Ra1nb0w_K1tty_101 
-https://the-adventures-of-ra1nb0wk1tty-and-her-allies.fandom.com/wiki/Zbb_wiki 
-https://www.youtube.com/@ra1nb0wk1tty9/featured 
-https://www.deviantart.com/ra1nb0wk1tty/gallery/all 
-https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ra1nb0wk1tty101/ 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOcg0667o4 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRyCfP5DmEk 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOVoB6hB4w 
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag-aPlvy8b4 
[[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 03:03, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

==article suggestion==

can you write an article on hoops and yoyo? [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 17:35, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

*I don't think I've ever watched this in my life, but I hate to turn down a request, so I'm going to do more research on this subject first. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 19:46, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

alright, also you can read the wikipedia page on it if you wanna get some info [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 21:57, 23 December 2024 (UTC)

yeah i got another page suggestion for you. can you write an article on naxinet, he is the person who made the ronnie mcnutt fnf mod 2 years ago and he is overall a degenerate, a pedophile and a faggot. you should watch some videos on him if you wanna get more info on him [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 08:47, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

*I'll look into him. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 08:59, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

==Suggestion: Bowblax==
We need a [[Bowblax]] article, there is too much lulz going on rn, check Kiwi Farms or Nick DeOrio's vids.
Thank you!

[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link={{{1}}}]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:16, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

:At surface level, this blowblax guy looks like the least interesting person on the internet, but I'll give it a chance. As I'm not too familiar with this figure, could you list some key points for me to look into or write a tl;dr that I can expand upon. I'll still look through his KiwiFarms thread and watch some video docs on him regardless though. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 00:15, 14 January 2025 (UTC)
:Alright, whatever. I finished your article. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:57, 14 January 2025 (UTC)

== [[Vox Dramatica]] consideration. ==

He seems to be the mastermind behind lots of the Good new articles, and doesn’t make completely shit edits. {{Unsigned|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}}

:{{Like|Psychotic Dictatorship}}
:Sorry, I forgot :^/

:Still whatcha’ll think about vd’ing this champ? I think he deserves it, especially considering all the shit he’s done recently. Mods? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 03:58, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

== Collective Shout ==
No prob, I as taking a break
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Hey fagnga ==

Can you make a quick about making page out of class of 09 so very very super duper nigga faggot ching chong cracker nazi communistic retarded fast? I wanna wait until 6666666666666666 years passed {{Unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7‎}}

== Don't ban me plz? ==

I didn't do anything WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG {{Unsigned|IvanTsapaev2K7‎}}
:I don't have the authoritah to b& you anyway; consider yourself lucky. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 12:30, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

== BFED ==

All the missing guide info is {{fandomlink|mlpfanart|Banned_From_Equestria_(Daily)|right here}} on the fan labor wiki, not the gaming wiki you linked to. You didn't have to suffer through all that, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:54, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

== article suggestion: charlie kirk ==

since he got shot, i think you should write an article on him [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 21:37, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

UPDATE: nevermind, someone else did it already [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 01:18, 11 September 2025 (UTC)

:I'll still see if I can improve it. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 01:59, 11 September 2025 (UTC)

Relating to the Charlie Kirk, I recommend you write an article on George Zinn, the boomer whose immediate reaction to seeing someone get murdered was to create a diversion to help the assassin get away. [https://archive.ph/tYcYh After the cops took his phone away they found child porn on it.] [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 23:44, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

==Lost articles==
Doh! Ever since the Great ED-set, the articles I wrote for [[Decarlos Brown]] and [[Richard Golden]] are now missing. I especially liked the article about the nigger; the other one was a little subpar though so I’m not too distraught about it. If a way can’t be found to bring them back, then I guess they’ll have to be rewritten. Also, yes, my computer is still broken. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 21:08, 12 October 2025 (UTC)
:Please give me your new Discord tag so I can get you in line again. If you wish to add me as a friend by yourself My tag is "yaroslavtv".
:[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 20:40, 1 November 2025 (UTC)

== Video ==
Posted your video on the 18th. Was a rather good watch
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 05:17, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

== Blue Whale ==

Sorry about hitting roleback. Breaking in a new stylus and it sometimes hits other links.
Reverted it back

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 12:47, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

== Found a really good tool for [[Kill count by website]] ==

With [https://onlinetoolz.net/sum this], you can just copypaste a whole section there and it'll detect all the lines/numbers, show you the amount, and add them all up for you. Just make sure to remove the citation numbers so it doesn't count those. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 20:56, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

== article request: fried by fluoride ==

basically, he's an [[incelcore]] artist who makes shitty music and he's also racist and a pedophile (not surprising), and i think he deserves an article on here. [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 22:24, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Perhaps… while I’m at it I might write something on Cyborg9k too. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:33, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

==Federico Guevara Elizondo==
I think he's right in the end. What happened is I copied it from a Spanish video by a Mexican YouTuber, but with the new information from Dire Trip, I re-edited the background section and the link and "See also" sections. Anyway, thanks for your advice.{{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Sandbox ==

Regarding France, Eldiperro already set up a decent-looking France template [[User:Eldiperro/Template Patents#Template:French|here]]. Hope this helps. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:52, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

== Missing pic ==

Can you reupload [[:File:Kevin Afghani flower.jpg]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 23:41, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
: got it! [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 02:59, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
::And [[:File:Federico Guevara Elizondo Hispachan.png|this one]] as well. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 05:37, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
:::I just republished it under a different file name, although it seemed pointless because the Hispachan post was already uploaded, just formatted differently. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 05:42, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

== Anthro Anheroes ==

Have you considered bringing those images here? Like as a gallery on your userpage. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:28, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

:I have not considered doing that, but I suppose I could though... for any visitor's amusement. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 02:48, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

::The reason I asked is because some of the thread's images are broken and it'd be nice to have them all stored somewhere. I know you already tried [[e621]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:50, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

==A little "rant" but without the anger==

Back in ye olden days of cyberspace, each website usually had something unique trending on it.

Back in the hay day of ED, it was so large and in charge that things that trended on it might spread to other sites and trend there.

Things that received ED pages were usually small dramas from pretty much any site, even small ones, and those obscure dramas would be immortalized by having an ED page. (depending on the quality of the page)

But....

Now........

It seems that from Late 2022 and onwards, something terrible has happened to cyberspcae.

Now, things that trend on twitter will trend everywhere else.

The uniqueness is gone, replaced by a monolithic uniformity.

The only exception to this appears to be tik tok, which also forces the rest of cyberspace to look at what trends there.

The uniqueness of each site has been killed by trite spammers!

So many forums have become worthless ghost ships because every other post is a fucking link to twitter.

And....

I fear.....

that ED has fallen into the trite trap!

It seems that the only things that get articles nowadays are things that trend on elon.pajeet first!

Oh, how the times have turned!

What happened to the days when ED was the top dog?

When small dramas from anywhere would get attention?

DAMN YOU (((ELON)))!!!!

ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 00:41, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

User talk:LordGrimThInvincible

2026-04-27T00:11:59Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Thumbs up

== Dear Dragonkin ==

Template pages typically have a guide that show you how to properly use them.

The page [[Template:Yt#Handles_(@)]] provides the following: 
<code><nowiki>{{yt|@|id|description}}</nowiki></code> 

So you can just fill in the blanks (Just put the channel's ID, not the entire link): 
<code><nowiki>{{yt|@|just-a-robot-aka-jar|Just A Robot's YT}}</nowiki></code> 

Which produces: 
<code>{{yt|@|just-a-robot-aka-jar|Just A Robot's YT}}</code>

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:24, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Thank you adminking! I am grateful for the knowledge you have imparted on me.

--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrimThInvincible]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimTheInvincible|contribs]]) 3 March 2025

Cool art you got there. Really nice stuff. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 03:44, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

Thank you kind ser! My artwork tends to get mixed reception. It is good to see that I still have some fans! 😊😊😊
--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrimThInvincible]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimTheInvincible|contribs]]) 5 May 2025

== You are a naughty naughty boy ==

No doxing info plox kthx -- [[User:Fleacollerindustry|Fleacollerindustry]] ([[User talk:Fleacollerindustry|talk]]) 23:50, 11 June 2025 (UTC)

== Question ==

Were you {{Reddituser|Nicol___Bolas}} on Reddit? I have never seen another human being in my entire life type "th'" like that. [https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/15dywb8/comment/ju4rwbr/ Comment that made me ask.]

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:17, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Yes I am Nicol__bolas! Are you going down a rabbit hole right now? One sec, i used th' on one of my gore subz. I will show you the link.

[https://old.reddit.com/r/SorathasPalace/ Sorathaspalace]

I mostly retired th' by now but i still sometimes use it.

~high priestesses dragon mommy

Also I got banned from r/masskillers shortly after I made that post, the one you linked. No reason was given. I was muted from modmail despite never contacting them. Because i was muted, I contacted u/ogwhiz, one of th' jannies, and despite me being very polite and respectful about being banned, since i only wanted a reason, he insulted me and called me a child and said that he didn't give a shit.

Jokes on him, i made an alt account and kept commenting on r/masskillers! 😂😂

Jannies are the glorified day care nannies of cyberspace. They are slaves to techno baron capitalist scum and they unironically think that they are powerful for putting th' mean, ebil troll in th' corner for 5 minutes.

And then they think they deserce arse pats, nay, a medal of honor, for cleaning up troll comments FOR FREE!!!! 🤣🤣

Jannies suck. I am currently using my dragon magic against thh' secind jannie who ever banned me. If my magic works, his soul will be my hypnotised sissy slave forevermore, and his putrid boomer husk will serve as my eternal throne cushion.

One day, after I win and become emperor of th' solar system for exactly 6 million years and 1488 days, I shall pen a book, nay, a mighty tome, entitled: "The triumphs of Emperor Grim."

Until then, this will have to do!

--'''[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Yours truly, LordGrim]]''' ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/LordGrimThInvincible|contribs]]) 00:42, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

:That subreddit is funny as hell XD
:Reddit sucks so badly it really is a dumpster fire. I hate it so much I try to avoid it when I can. Unfortunately WPD is going down that road too... Rip Dragonkin
:Still funny that I found you randomly in th' wild. Wasn't expecting that 😂
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 15:17, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

== How can this user be banned? ==

https://edramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Rmuresan

Seemed to do nothing but vandalize the [[World of Warcraft]] article with AI slop. [[User:Cheetah|Cheetah]] ([[User talk:Cheetah|talk]]) 21:35, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:What is the actual point in banning someone who hasn't even edited in over a year? I mean if he was continuously vandalizing then sure, but he's not coming back dude.

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:02, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:: Alright, I understand. [[User:Cheetah|Cheetah]] ([[User talk:Cheetah|talk]]) 21:35, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

== Heyyy thx 4 the lovin pooks [[File:Emot-dance.gif]] ==

{{User:Mr_Jonzz/Approve|adding some good shit to [[Jasmine Richardson]]}}

If ur accepting requests, you should totes make a drawing of [[User:Saltnigga|this guy]], preferably slathering himself in mud. [[:File:Number9999999.png|Ig this is supposed to be him idk]]. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 01:43, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Aww thanks for the complement that is very sweet.

Sure I will try to eventualy draw that, just dont hold your breath because I may or may not be "busy" at the moment.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 00:11, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-25T17:03:27Z

LordGrimThInvincible: One more image for now

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 21, 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

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== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
File:JacobRichardson.png|Tyler Jacob Richardson, In happier times as well.
File:AnuddahJasmine.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:AnuddahJasmine.png

2026-04-25T17:02:45Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T20:43:36Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Minor fuxing

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
File:JacobRichardson.png|Tyler Jacob Richardson, In happier times as well.
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
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{{Emoseries}}
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{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T20:43:02Z

LordGrimThInvincible: image added

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
https://edramatica.com/File:JacobRichardson.png| Tyler Jacob Richardson, In happier times as well.
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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2026-04-24T20:40:49Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship

2026-04-24T19:49:23Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Golden iPod */

==RE: Appreciate it==
Thx I it urs instead of the one that was already there cuz ur caption was better but it doesn’t really matter lol:) - [[User:Genberg47|Genberg47]] [[User talk:Genberg47|(talk)]]

==RE:YOUR WORK DOESN'T GO UNNOTICED==

thx so much bro u guys don't have to do all that lol at least the jews at wikipedo can't censor us here and deprive us of our lulz! - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk: Genberg47|talk]])

== [[Aaron Bushnell]] ==

I just created the article, I’d say it is good enough for Article of the Now which also makes sense since it is a recent lulzy happening but the article I think we could still improve more. if we are going to discuss the article further we should use thr article talk page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 16:35, 28 February 2024 (EST)

== [[Talk:Mountain_Vista_High_School|Raymond Spencer]] ==

"Also, nice job on finding that Raymond Spencer 4chan post. The video on there is much higher quality than the one uploaded here. In fact, the quality is so good that you can actually see the kids and bullet holes inside the school which I never noticed before."

Thx. I found a screenshot of the 4chan post on Reddit. The file size of the video is huge! 120 MB. I never noticed the kids and bullet holes either. The video was so erratic and loud that I didn't pay attention. - [[User:RkNAME|RkNAME]] ([[User talk:RkNAME|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/RkNAME|contribs]]) 18:27, 6 March 2024 (EST)

== you need therapy ==

Maybe you already saw my comment on [[Talk:Mass Shooting]], but after looking over your profile and whatnot, I feel compelled to inform you that you need to chill the fuck out with the mass shooter shit. Mass shooter enthusiasts like you give this site a bad name, and it really doesn't matter to us at all that some loser autisticly maintains these pages with the most accurate information possible. [[William Atchison]] is a perfect case study of this kind of shit, so don't be like that. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 13:02, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:I'm not gonna read all that shit dude. What I see when I look over [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|your contributions]] is a bunch of shit about shootings and death, and ya, including Porsche Girl. You're not contributing anything funny or worthwhile here, you're just testing the waters of being a dark and sick fuck, and we don't take kindly to that shit around here. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]])
::Don't call me "brotha", it makes you look like an ultra try hard. Also bc I just happened to see you in the RC, and I feel like it's my purpose to intervene when I see a troubled, misguided, and quite confused young man who is most definitely a threat to society. Also also, it's sad you say that re "shock site", bc the actual purpose of ED is to be much more than that. I mean I know the whole site went to the dogs a long time ago, but I can still try to preserve the integrity it once had. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 18:38, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:::dude I think it would really benefit you to just smoke some weed, drop some acid, eat some cactus, etc. You're obviously someone with more than a couple brain cells, just this mass shooter/high score obsession isn't healthy. You can def be way more than that, and you can def contribute way more than that to this site [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 20:20, 9 March 2024 (EST)
::::ya dude, but you gonna try to expand your mind or what? [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 21:10, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:::::dude I do gotta admit that I'm impressed that you even know Friday tbh. I mean I'm guessing you're gen-z or something, which I guess is cool considering you know Friday. So what you want to do, is order [https://www.andeanworld.com/product/san-pedro-powder/ some of this], and then [[Mescaline#Organic|and then follow this recipe I wrote here]] and make a decent ass tea. Then you should drink it and free your mind dude. [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 22:06, 9 March 2024 (EST)
:::::It's also totally legal to buy, and your parents won't notice at all [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 22:07, 9 March 2024 (EST)

== pix ==

somewhere [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 16:46, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

*there are a few [[Floating dongs|here]], not a lot tho. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:06, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

:: ^ thanks hip. psychodick you're really putting my memory to work here, i dont remember if i added myself to that list or if it was added by shaniqua. i remember going to lulzcon. i don't remember any planning. anyway there's pix [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:27, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

==thank you==
i am dinkdummy, I came to tell you that thanks for giving the best advice to improve my templates, thank you very much :D {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}
:[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:How_2_EDit_for_Dummies#The_Talk_page_and_you|FOUR TILDES]] <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code> [[NEVAR 4GET]] THE FOUR TILDES[[Oneoneone|!!!!11]]
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:40, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

== Golden iPod ==

Can you make a [[Golden iPod]] for [[Nautica Malone]]? He is 2025's Golden iPod winnar.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

* Thank you very much sir

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:09, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

==Hi I appreciate your edits as well!==

I might make a drawing for you later.*

-Yours truly, [[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim]]. 😘😘😘😘😘 (April 24, 2026)

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-24T19:07:30Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Humpty dumpty sat on a wall hupty dumpty had a great fall all the kangz whores n all da kings men could not put humpty together agen

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Huh. I think I have noticed something about autistic people:

They dont know how to be silent and they are incapable of accepting Ls, even when it would be in their best interests to accept something and move on.

They will spam random gross things, react negatively and vocally to anything that they disagree with as opposed to ignoring it, and if given an L of some type they will overreact and chimpout.

TLDR: Autistics are stubborn niggers and are INSUFFERABLE.

Gotta love how they worship Gaydolf Shiter even though he put lazy people and autistsics to 0HP.

FUGG RETARDS!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], April 24, 2026

==Oh damn==
Huh. I came to this guys account today to troll his talk page, only to discover that he was shoah'd 3 months ago.

Oh well. I will just pretend that he is still alive for me to troll. He was a Christfag, so I shall slander his religion.

My opinion on christfags has dropped real bad, because they are DOOMED.

They have split into too many sects that agree on nothing and hate each other more than they hate the kikes, sand niggers, and hindooz that are invading the Christian countries and are killing Christians.

"Christian" has zero meaning because Christans lack unity of any type.

Literally the entire point of religion is to give a group of people UNITY and a reason to HATE outsider filth.

Christfags hate paganism, and yet they are literally following in the footsteps of the FAGans.

Even those MAPhommed worshipping sand niggers have more unity than Christcucks.

Christians fall into 2 categories:

1. Angry at how bad the world is and is thus misrable, will chimpout at things randomly for being "muh degenerate", and thus is no fun to be around.

2. Worships kikes and niggers. Will chimpout at anyone they suspect of not sucking circumcised nigger cock, and thus is no fun to be around.

It is impossible to be friends with either type of Christian. Not without pretending to be something you are not so as to avoid stepping on their easily offended toes.

FUCK CHRISTFAGS!

Hypocritical shitbags, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!!!!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Emperor Grim, the one true GOD]], April 24, 2026

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-24T18:57:27Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Oh damn */

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

==Oh damn==
Huh. I came to this guys account today to troll his talk page, only to discover that he was shoah'd 3 months ago.

Oh well. I will just pretend that he is still alive for me to troll. He was a Christfag, so I shall slander his religion.

My opinion on christfags has dropped real bad, because they are DOOMED.

They have split into too many sects that agree on nothing and hate each other more than they hate the kikes, sand niggers, and hindooz that are invading the Christian countries and are killing Christians.

"Christian" has zero meaning because Christans lack unity of any type.

Literally the entire point of religion is to give a group of people UNITY and a reason to HATE outsider filth.

Christfags hate paganism, and yet they are literally following in the footsteps of the FAGans.

Even those MAPhommed worshipping sand niggers have more unity than Christcucks.

Christians fall into 2 categories:

1. Angry at how bad the world is and is thus misrable, will chimpout at things randomly for being "muh degenerate", and thus is no fun to be around.

2. Worships kikes and niggers. Will chimpout at anyone they suspect of not sucking circumcised nigger cock, and thus is no fun to be around.

It is impossible to be friends with either type of Christian. Not without pretending to be something you are not so as to avoid stepping on their easily offended toes.

FUCK CHRISTFAGS!

Hypocritical shitbags, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!!!!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Emperor Grim, the one true GOD]], April 24, 2026

User talk:Saltnigga

2026-04-24T18:55:43Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Ha ha Saltnigga's beloved religion is FUCKKKED

== Wtf happened to this guy ==

I need the full scoop. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:46, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I made fun of him for having a mudfetish on the pisscord, he freaked the fuck out, sent SH videos to me and others in the serv. Got banned and made like 8 different alts just to tell me how evil I am. He then got sent to a hospital by his mom, which the bill was apparently pretty high for. Came back AGAIN just to tell me how evil i am. b& and hasnt come back since.

TLDR he's a retard. --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:48, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:[[File:Screenshot 15181.png|200px]]
:Damn, so there's more to this guy than I thought. I saw him complaining about getting kicked from a discord back in 2024. I guess it was probably EDD. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 19:55, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

There's a bunch of other little things to the story too, its fucking pathetic --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 19:57, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:If it's lulzy enough we need to get stuff down somewhere. ED's been lacking some good in-house drama these days. --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:00, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

::Fun fact: {{EDF|holy-shit-ice-kirked-a-woman-less-than-a-mile-from-where-george-floyd-died.5488/#post-130912|He's delusional and thinks he got banned because of Dead SUV Karen, lol.}} - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 21:07, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

:::I had no idea that was him. Apparently I reacted to one of his posts a few months ago without realizing that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 23:01, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

==Oh damn==
Huh. I came to this guys account today to troll his talk page, only to discover that he was shoah'd 3 months ago.

Oh well. I will just pretend that he is still alive for me to troll. He was a Christfag, so I shall slander his religion.

My opinion on christfags has dropped real bad, because they are DOOMED.

They have split into too many sects that agree on nothing and hate each other more than they hate the kikes, sand niggers, and hindooz that are invading the Christian countries and are killing Christians.

"Christian" has zero meaning because Christans lack unity of any type.

Literally the entire point of religion is to give a group of people UNITY and a reason to HATE outsider filth.

Christfags hate paganism, and yet they are literally following in the footsteps of the FAGans.

Even those MAPhommed worshipping sand niggers have more unity than Christcucks.

Christians fall into 2 categories:

1. Angry at how bad the world is and is thus misrable, will chimpout at things randomly for being "muh degenerate", and thus is no fun to be around.

2. Worships kikes and niggers. Will chimpout at anyone they suspect of not sucking circumcised nigger cock.

It is impossible to be friends with either type of Christian. Not without pretending to be something you are not so as to avoid stepping on their easily offended toes.

FUCK CHRISTFAGS!

Hypocritical shitbags, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!!!!

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Emperor Grim, the one true GOD]], April 24, 2026

User talk:Couscous

2026-04-24T18:33:39Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Oy veeeeyyy

{{Welcome|[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:35, 7 April 2026 (UTC)}}

==Sorry daddy==

Sorry for vandalising your talk page sorry I'm Indian doing shit
[[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:35, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

awwwww --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 15:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

Hahaha so funny I just accepted shit for my faggotry [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:39, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== NIGGER FAGGOT ALERT ==

Hey fake Soviet, you wanted me dead, nigga?! I will kill and put you into meat grinder by eating all of your body parts. Do me a favor and gtfo my face, you fart ass poopyhead who rips off your nose with a knife

how come u didnt signature ts --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 15:43, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone on ED wish to treat me to a meal IRL?==

Ok so basiclalyy my mommy dragon is growing ornery and she is outta shekels so it is inevitable that the shitty aparment we have lived in for the last 200 years will be foreclosed.

So, is anyone here willing to adopt me?

Also the meal (date?) does not have to be anything fancy. It could even be goyslop or smth.

And then take me home and let me enslave you for the next 200 years.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, the emperor of ED]], april 24, 2026

why is it just faggots commenting on my page --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 17:51, 24 April 2026 (UTC)

I am not a sodomite. That being said: I think that homophobia is kinda smexy....

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim The Super-Straight Flying Dragon]], April 24, 2026.

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T18:17:57Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Screencap

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

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{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
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*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
[[File:Nexopia.png|thumb|Normally images do not go in the eternal link section, but we could not archive her Nexopia so here is a screencap.]]
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:Nexopia.png

2026-04-24T18:15:45Z

LordGrimThInvincible: The archive no work so here is screencap from gosh knowz whenn

== Summary ==
The archive no work so here is screencap from gosh knowz whenn

User talk:Couscous

2026-04-24T17:49:20Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Yah dee daaaah la dah dee daaah la da dee dahhhh

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:28:36Z

LordGrimThInvincible: image

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
File:DeadAssBoomers.png|The boomers, in better times too
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:DeadAssBoomers.png

2026-04-24T15:26:11Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:15:04Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|It begins with me killing them and ends with me living with you.

|Jasmine, proposing her plan to Jeremy online.

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:10:42Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Quotes */

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

(BUFFERZOME)

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:09:55Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Quotes */

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

|My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

|It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

|I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

|The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

|they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

|Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
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{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T15:08:57Z

LordGrimThInvincible: quotes

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

==Quotes==

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;

My little brother gargled.

|Jasmine

It's what your daughter wanted.

|Jeremy to dad

I was not having fun during the crime.

|Jasmine, lying

The level of ass kissing in these comments is revolting. Her responses reek of narcissism. They’re all “woe is me”, “my life is ruined” “I have no one” yet not a single genuine word of remorse for the lives she took away, or acceptance of her role in driving this all.

|Plebbitor incel raging at foid worship

they were stabbed. he did the actual killing, but I was coerced into harming a member of my family that night. I will say that all fatal wounds were committed by him. I wasn’t very strong at the time.

|Jasmine

Because you love somebody enough, you'll do anything for 'em no matter what the consequences

|Steinke, acting as if his cock will be getting any action in azkaban.

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center>

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-24T14:49:24Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash */

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
Jeremy stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or Jasmine slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

Jasmine and Jeremy have seggs afterwards, something [[you]] will never have. Jealous much?

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2026-04-23T21:02:44Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* r u active */

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!

== YO!!! ==

Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.

== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=1876989 ==
<s>
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html
:lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:59, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

== Can You Fix This? ==
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

** it might be because I'm using a phone, have the Samsung fold.

*** DID what you said about checking my work. Before posting August's XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I'm pretty sure there isn't a mistake in them.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN. You are an artist My Lady

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== What Is An EDiot ==

Sounds cool.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia's spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==

YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...

== hi ==

finally a tld i can get behind. and in front of. and under. can i have my old job back, for the 3rd time this year [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:33, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
: ye. thankie [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:40, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[favicon.ico]] ==

does this article exist for the mediawiki to function, or? i reinstated its protection btw. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

not sure you have it configured right,
<pre>
$ curl -I https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/favicon.ico
HTTP/2 301
...
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
...
</pre>
[[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:44, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

ur gonna hafta make an exception for it in the web server itself so it doesn't try going through mediawiki index, it has to serve as a static file. otherwise it's just gonna try showing the wiki page to robots/browsers looking for the icon. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:24, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== kopmalla ==

GJ with all the time you're putting into it but the [[Kamala Harris]] article reeks of Obama-era boomer shit. there are a lot of other (real) things she could be getting dragged for that won't read like you just shot meth up your ass and started mashing your keyboard like my raving lunatic uncle at thanksgiving. like locking people up for smoking pot but also then laughing about how she used to smoke it. that's good, more of that. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 08:25, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== EDF Banners ==

I saw you asking Kleetus for EDF banners. Since he won't be back for a few days I thought I'd dump all the ones I got in the mean time. Hope this helps.

206 Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/utbuh6.zip

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== front page portal list ==

i'd like to move it below GNA/BNA, above the footer. thoughts? prayers? DYK should definitely be above it though. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:23, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== BALEET THE [[icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW ==

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:No. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

== What were you thinking ==

No, seriously, what were you thinking when [[Special:Redirect/logid/400673|you decided to make]] a complete retard who is [https://www.youtube.com/@yaroslavtv988 so obsessed with Farm Frenzy] a sysop??? Such an obsession and such a loveboner with such a shitty game that only faggots play should obviously cause for automatic disqualification to be a sysop on ED. You need to have better vetting processes. I'm not kidding about that. [[User:Icewillow9|Icewillow9]] ([[User talk:Icewillow9|talk]]) 16:40, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== I know some more about LJUPCO STERIEV ==

LJUPCO STERIEV is known as "Chicago Boys" in Polish Wikipedia https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q104093498#sitelinks-wikipedia

HIS additional style traits IP first, ACCOUNT last are here: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys#Przykładowe_IP_i_konta

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys DESCRIPTS him in new FIELDS of activity. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:37, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

[https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja_wikipedysty%3AKamiru_Turozofu&diff=74573232&oldid=67283738 CHICAGO BOYS] moniker equals GRP since under this moniker of CHICAGO BOYS they removed CHESSCHAT link to emails of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:45, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:Hmm... thanks for this info. I'll see if I can fit any of it into the article. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 09:48, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
::I will be your regular informant, if I find something new I will precisely post it here. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:52, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

::This is some website where LJUPCO STERIEV posts regularly: http://ksiega.4free.pl/ksiega.php?uid=257928&page=606 Other one is now DEFUNCT and was: http://ksiega.ritcat.pl/ksiega.php?ks=8976 [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

:::THAT IS WIKINGER'S SITE, ALSO USED BY "PHD" GENIUS LIKE ANTANDRUS -ESSJAY...BUT WHATEVER...NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ED ANYWAYS, AND WE MADE SURE GOOGLE WILL NEVER ACCEPT ED SHIT IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES ANYWAYS... SAME GOES FOR ACCEPTING WIKIPEDIA AS SOURCE IN ANY SCHOOL!!! ALL OF THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CREATED BY ANTANDRUS,THIS IS NO DOUBT ANTANDRUS AND/OR HIS PUSSIES ASSOCIATES .. ALLOF THE SHIT YOU PUT WILL NEVER BE ADMISSIBLE IN COURT AS ITS HEARSAY EVIDENCE, ALSO PUBLIC INFO WAS TWISTED AROUND AND LAWS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED FROM A TO Z... BUT THE MORE THE BETTER AS WE HAVE STRONGER CASE AGAINST ED DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO WIKIPEDIA, SO THANX A LOT, COME AGAIN... {{unsigned|Antandrus David copycat}}
::::Very cool. Gee, I wonder why they call Wikinger (who's supposedly located in [[Poland]]) the '''[[Chicago|CHICAGO]]''' boys? What's up with that? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:22, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::LJUPCO STERIEV is always incomprehensible, but he is really CHICAGO BOYS, not Wikinger, who TOO uses this site as well. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:40, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys of course mentions COMCAST and AT&T providers so of course CHICAGO BOYS are really based on CHICAGO, which is consistent with GEORGE REEVES PERSON of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::"Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska" NOMINATIVE form. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 18:26, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

== Just one question ==

How come the Icewillow9 article was deleted? Yes, I'm aware that the article wasn't top-tier quality, but it's a WIP. I was planning on heavily expanding and improving the article, but I couldn't do that right away due to the fact that the article was protected for a week because of Icewillow's excessive butthurt vandalism. [[User:Dumbfan|Dumbfan]] ([[User talk:Dumbfan|talk]]) 15:59, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
:She is a fat, 15-year-old nobody who uses GoAnimate. The only reason I allowed her page to even stay in the first place was because she started edit warring over it and then contacted me on Discord (while pretending to be someone else) and asked me to delete it.

:And this isn't even factoring in the fact that she and her friends have been bombarding the wiki with weeks worth of vandalism just because of that one already shitty article. We were just forced to change hosts because another turbo-autist spammed them and authorities in fucking Europe with hundreds of unhinged messages. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:56, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

== Template editing privs ==

For some reason I can’t edit templates. Can you make it so that I can? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:35, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

Thnx :^) [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:18, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

== r u active ==

hi [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:12, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

No, she is not. Read my recent post.

-Grim, April 23, 2026.

== The reason why she is inactive ==

You may have noticed that GirlOnInternet has not been active in nearly 9 months.

That is because nearly 9 months ago, I hypnotized her with my huge, circumcised dragon cock and soiled her with my seed.

She has spent the last nearly 9 months in a bloated, painful state.

But do not worry! 9 months is almost up!

It is kinda a coinflip if human females survive giving birth to a mongrel dragonet-scavenger hybrid, but assuming she survives the birthing process, she should be back soon.***

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, emperor of ED]], April 23, 2026.

User talk:GirlOnInternet

2026-04-23T20:59:59Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Moar talk page trollin'

==graykat==

It's an image I found in my discord scraper. He's been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn't find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)

== New article ==

Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== hey... ==

https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King

Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)

[[File:Gap3.jpg]]

== Sonicicide ==

I LOVE IT. I made it my phone's wallpaper.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it's relevant and I think it's pretty good. Asking cuz I don't want to look like an ass.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)

== Article ==

Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article. I can't believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it. Hope that there's a sequel.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

==Remove the time limit on edf==
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)

== archives and server status ==

hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites's images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

== I Did It Too ==

I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad's ID. I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.
If he did it more interesting I'd have posted it.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)

== Lol ==

I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)

== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==

dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois, wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites... I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!

Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!

It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again...

Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha's writingSnowman:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&action=history this user is authentic!

This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!!

cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/

more socks as usual:

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a "hero" i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest "intelligence" disaster of 21st century!

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot

he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx

<Is your emaila active?> If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia's double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it's arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed..

he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!

[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

<As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER>... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk

== User Name Change ==

How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles & talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])

Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!

== YO!!! ==

Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent: There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.

== Liking All The Changes You've Made ==

My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you've made on the other.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=1876989 ==
<s>
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)</s>

: '''''HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT'S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...

=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===

IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...

Temporary site before ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA-EDPEDOS.GAY GOES MERCILESS AND BLOODY ALL THE WAY AGAINST HARD CORE CHILD ED CHILD RAPISTS like girlOnInternet, Jacob "Jackoff" Stellmach/er et al!!! EDPEDOS LOOKING FOR HARDYCORE GAY SEX: https://www.manhunt.net/girlOnInternet http://manhunt.net/jacobstellmach(er) /https://jacobstellmach-girloninternet.blogspot.com/2024/08/edpedo-info-httpsrosyjskieabc.html
:lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:59, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

== Can You Fix This? ==
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

** it might be because I'm using a phone, have the Samsung fold.

*** DID what you said about checking my work. Before posting August's XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I'm pretty sure there isn't a mistake in them.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN. You are an artist My Lady

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== What Is An EDiot ==

Sounds cool.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia's spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==

YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...

== hi ==

finally a tld i can get behind. and in front of. and under. can i have my old job back, for the 3rd time this year [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:33, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
: ye. thankie [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:40, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== [[favicon.ico]] ==

does this article exist for the mediawiki to function, or? i reinstated its protection btw. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:32, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

not sure you have it configured right,
<pre>
$ curl -I https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/favicon.ico
HTTP/2 301
...
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
...
</pre>
[[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 05:44, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

----

ur gonna hafta make an exception for it in the web server itself so it doesn't try going through mediawiki index, it has to serve as a static file. otherwise it's just gonna try showing the wiki page to robots/browsers looking for the icon. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:24, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== kopmalla ==

GJ with all the time you're putting into it but the [[Kamala Harris]] article reeks of Obama-era boomer shit. there are a lot of other (real) things she could be getting dragged for that won't read like you just shot meth up your ass and started mashing your keyboard like my raving lunatic uncle at thanksgiving. like locking people up for smoking pot but also then laughing about how she used to smoke it. that's good, more of that. [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 08:25, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

== EDF Banners ==

I saw you asking Kleetus for EDF banners. Since he won't be back for a few days I thought I'd dump all the ones I got in the mean time. Hope this helps.

206 Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/utbuh6.zip

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 21:13, 26 July 2024 (UTC)

== front page portal list ==

i'd like to move it below GNA/BNA, above the footer. thoughts? prayers? DYK should definitely be above it though. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:23, 28 July 2024 (UTC)

== BALEET THE [[icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW ==

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:No. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

== What were you thinking ==

No, seriously, what were you thinking when [[Special:Redirect/logid/400673|you decided to make]] a complete retard who is [https://www.youtube.com/@yaroslavtv988 so obsessed with Farm Frenzy] a sysop??? Such an obsession and such a loveboner with such a shitty game that only faggots play should obviously cause for automatic disqualification to be a sysop on ED. You need to have better vetting processes. I'm not kidding about that. [[User:Icewillow9|Icewillow9]] ([[User talk:Icewillow9|talk]]) 16:40, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== I know some more about LJUPCO STERIEV ==

LJUPCO STERIEV is known as "Chicago Boys" in Polish Wikipedia https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q104093498#sitelinks-wikipedia

HIS additional style traits IP first, ACCOUNT last are here: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys#Przykładowe_IP_i_konta

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys DESCRIPTS him in new FIELDS of activity. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:37, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

[https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja_wikipedysty%3AKamiru_Turozofu&diff=74573232&oldid=67283738 CHICAGO BOYS] moniker equals GRP since under this moniker of CHICAGO BOYS they removed CHESSCHAT link to emails of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:45, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:Hmm... thanks for this info. I'll see if I can fit any of it into the article. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 09:48, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
::I will be your regular informant, if I find something new I will precisely post it here. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:52, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

::This is some website where LJUPCO STERIEV posts regularly: http://ksiega.4free.pl/ksiega.php?uid=257928&page=606 Other one is now DEFUNCT and was: http://ksiega.ritcat.pl/ksiega.php?ks=8976 [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

:::THAT IS WIKINGER'S SITE, ALSO USED BY "PHD" GENIUS LIKE ANTANDRUS -ESSJAY...BUT WHATEVER...NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ED ANYWAYS, AND WE MADE SURE GOOGLE WILL NEVER ACCEPT ED SHIT IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES ANYWAYS... SAME GOES FOR ACCEPTING WIKIPEDIA AS SOURCE IN ANY SCHOOL!!! ALL OF THIS SHIT HAS BEEN CREATED BY ANTANDRUS,THIS IS NO DOUBT ANTANDRUS AND/OR HIS PUSSIES ASSOCIATES .. ALLOF THE SHIT YOU PUT WILL NEVER BE ADMISSIBLE IN COURT AS ITS HEARSAY EVIDENCE, ALSO PUBLIC INFO WAS TWISTED AROUND AND LAWS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED FROM A TO Z... BUT THE MORE THE BETTER AS WE HAVE STRONGER CASE AGAINST ED DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO WIKIPEDIA, SO THANX A LOT, COME AGAIN... {{unsigned|Antandrus David copycat}}
::::Very cool. Gee, I wonder why they call Wikinger (who's supposedly located in [[Poland]]) the '''[[Chicago|CHICAGO]]''' boys? What's up with that? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:22, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::LJUPCO STERIEV is always incomprehensible, but he is really CHICAGO BOYS, not Wikinger, who TOO uses this site as well. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:40, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Chicago_boys of course mentions COMCAST and AT&T providers so of course CHICAGO BOYS are really based on CHICAGO, which is consistent with GEORGE REEVES PERSON of LJUPCO STERIEV. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 09:55, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
:::::"Wanda Włodarkiewicz Jezierska" NOMINATIVE form. [[User:BoyOnInternet|BoyOnInternet]] ([[User talk:BoyOnInternet|talk]]) 18:26, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

== Just one question ==

How come the Icewillow9 article was deleted? Yes, I'm aware that the article wasn't top-tier quality, but it's a WIP. I was planning on heavily expanding and improving the article, but I couldn't do that right away due to the fact that the article was protected for a week because of Icewillow's excessive butthurt vandalism. [[User:Dumbfan|Dumbfan]] ([[User talk:Dumbfan|talk]]) 15:59, 27 August 2024 (UTC)
:She is a fat, 15-year-old nobody who uses GoAnimate. The only reason I allowed her page to even stay in the first place was because she started edit warring over it and then contacted me on Discord (while pretending to be someone else) and asked me to delete it.

:And this isn't even factoring in the fact that she and her friends have been bombarding the wiki with weeks worth of vandalism just because of that one already shitty article. We were just forced to change hosts because another turbo-autist spammed them and authorities in fucking Europe with hundreds of unhinged messages. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:56, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

== Template editing privs ==

For some reason I can’t edit templates. Can you make it so that I can? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:35, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

Thnx :^) [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:18, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

== r u active ==

hi [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:12, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

== The reason why she is inactive ==

You may have noticed that GirlOnInternet has not been active in nearly 9 months.

That is because nearly 9 months ago, I hypnotized her with my huge, circumcised dragon cock and soiled her with my seed.

She has spent the last nearly 9 months in a bloated, painful state.

But do not worry! 9 months is almost up!

It is kinda a coinflip if human females survive giving birth to a mongrel dragonet-scavenger hybrid, but assuming she survives the birthing process, she should be back soon.***

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim, emperor of ED]], April 23, 2026.

User talk:The PolishPrince

2026-04-23T17:05:10Z

LordGrimThInvincible: /* What would you do if... */

{{welcome}}
[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 12:58, 20 January 2023 (EST)

== hi ==

Hey thanks for your work, you're doing a good job on the wiki. Just a tip next time you make AOTN you can transclude the content of the template. There's no need to copy paste the entire thing. so for example you made AOTN template page [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023]]. To have the same content for March 11 just write <nowiki>{{:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 10, 2023}}</nowiki> and the template page from March 10 will be "inserted." Also don't forget to update the AOTN archive page. cheers [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 12:54, 8 March 2023 (EST)

== EDitor ==

hi, i [[Special:Log/rights|added you]] to the EDitor group. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:06, 21 March 2023 (EDT)

== set lulzy quotes and not just right wing twitter influencers ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 23:07, 14 April 2023 (EDT)
:cool. I'll try to be more active on here going forward. let me know if you need any help-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 21:23, 16 April 2023 (EDT)

==From the creator of the Goddammitjosef article==

Thank you!

[[User:Lizzythecreator|Lizzythecreator]] ([[User talk:Lizzythecreator|talk]]) 04:52, 24 November 2025 (UTC)Lizzythecreator

😃
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:00, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

== POTN ==

so we talked about this and you go and set a boomer tier political cartoon on the main page? what the fuck is this? https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Biden_immigrant_surge.jpg-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 13:31, 16 May 2023 (EDT)
:I think using Ben Garrison cartoon is the real offense here. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 10:39, 17 May 2023 (EDT)
::no lol you can make as much fan of biden as you want. just avoid using ben garrison or stonetoss style cartoons. this shit is cringe man. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 11:08, 18 May 2023 (EDT)

== xotn ==

i thought we already did that? lmk kthx -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:07, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

== Bass Players ==

Yea, but I'm not giving them credit, I want no positivity in ED lol. As proof I made the Motley Crue page and I like them. [[User:Gghouck|Gghouck]] ([[User talk:Gghouck|talk]]) 22:02, 16 June 2023 (EDT)

== Don't put quotes under the VOTN, retard. ==

kthnxbai. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 22:37, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== I'll give you some cred bro. ==

The [[Roger Waters]] & [[Stealthing]] articles are both pretty good imo. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:43, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

== ATON history: ==

I fucked up the order of the shit after the futurama article. Can you please try and fix that shit please bro? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 18:24, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

Thanks. :^) you’re doing good around here bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:48, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

Sort of related. The current [[vaping|AOTN]] links to previous [[opioids|AOTN]]. Fix please ---[[User:4ourty|4ourty]] ([[User talk:4ourty|talk]]) 10:00, 29 July 2023 (EDT)

== Time for a break ==

I think I've told you like 5x about setting cringe conservtard content on the main page and you still continue to do it. You're out. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Quote_of_the_Now/July_30,_2023 -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 15:16, 30 July 2023 (EDT)
i mean i dont see the point in overwriting stuff you set months ago but ok-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 20:20, 30 July 2023 (EDT)
:I can see you’re point {{ping|Baka}}, but there’s no way crackrabb and hipcrime wouldn’t do the same shit. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 23:53, 30 July 2023 (EDT)

==quotes==
Hey man, no ill-will because I think you've been a breath of fresh air as an active user who is genuinely funny. But some of your quotes are too long, and some are too politically charged. Even then, a long quote is fine if it's truly funny or interesting, but most need a lot of context to be funny. Using the source section to provide that context is not the best solution, it only adds to the bloated look of the quote. I'm no perfect saint either, but if you're going to do a lot of the quotes, try to keep them short and sweet. [[User:JanisJoplin|JanisJoplin]] ([[User talk:JanisJoplin|talk]]) 15:15, 18 August 2023 (EDT)

*** You're right. I shouldn't have to explain the joke.

<center><youtube>3ddp1pf_MB8</youtube></center>

I'll give you back privs for that some other time possibly. You need to look at what GOI sets and see what fits the site of the tone-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 14:09, 23 August 2023 (EDT)

== LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK ==

hell yeah. I wanted to see one of his shows but put off buying tickets, regret that. my uncle actually went to school with his kids. I think he still has a house in Ellwood city. I know he spends most of his time near pittsburgh-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 16:37, 19 September 2023 (EDT)
sure. just hope you learned your lesson this time. -[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 18:23, 23 September 2023 (EDT)

== oops ==

hi, i accidentally restored your EDitor but i forgot to drop you a note because ed is slow. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 21:49, 11 October 2023 (EDT)
:they each look like theyre editable by EDitors. <blockquote>(change visibility) 11:56, January 27, 2022 Kaizen talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 04:10, May 4, 2021 .wil talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (hist | change)</blockquote><blockquote>(change visibility) 10:41, January 11, 2022 Schnitzel talk contribs ræp changed protection level for Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now [Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) (cascading protection) (hist | change) Tags: Mobile web edit Mobile edit</blockquote>

:the last one is cascading protected, which has caused problems before. if theres something i can do lmk :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:27, 12 October 2023 (EDT)
==murder lady==
sure when i get home today-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 09:10, 29 December 2023 (EST)

== Awesome picture! ==

Thanks for [[:File:One_internet_point.jpg]]! I like that picture! Did you make it yourself? [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 13:53, 7 January 2024 (EST)

== feature my gay articles ==

* [[She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood]]
* [[Mangs]]
If you like them that is. [[User:Robocop669|Robocop669]] ([[User talk:Robocop669|talk]]) 08:57, 17 April 2024 (EDT)

== Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

If you don't mind, I got a lot of stuff I want to add to your article. I don't want to screw with whatever you got going on right now so I thought I'd ask first. Thx.

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 20:58, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

You can add now because I think I'm done for now
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:43, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey, nice job with his article [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:10, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== ffs ==

Double-check your edits, especially to front page crap. I've had to fix a broken AotN and a broken PotN because of you. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 18:27, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

:Will do. I think it's when I move things. I'll be more careful

:[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:49, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
::Main thing to look out for are issues with the code you use and making sure that you're setting XotNs for the correct date. One PotN had three brackets on one side rather than two. And you set Crooks as AotN on a date that should have been a repeat of Global Warming (which somehow broke the main page). [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 21:12, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

Seen and heard. Sometimes I get caught up trying to keep the pages current that i forget to double check [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

I also want to show that I'm dedicated to the site and will move faster then my brain thinks.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 11:19, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

== Add me on Discord ==

Hello, I would like to discuss your contributions to ED. Please accept my friend invite so we can talk. My Discord ID is yaroslavtv.

[[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 17:02, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:46, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Copypasta archives ==
I get that you want to keep the archives intact, but when I added the NAMPLA pasta in 2007, I overlinked the shit out of it. You should let the text speak for itself. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:00, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
:It's not some sacred mausoleum, either. To put it into perspective, one of my friends forgot his English assignment, whipped that story up right before class and got a D-; I then shared it online, before bringing it to ED, changing "Geoff" to "Jeff", where I overlinked the bejeezus out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 13:17, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

* I rarely wipe stuff from the wiki. If its in the ball park of CP, I will wipe it.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:45, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
::I see what you mean and this is your wiki. I just wish 16-year-old me hadn't worn a hat on a hat by linking the shit out of it. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 16:12, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

* if i wiped something it was a mistake cuz i dont want to read the page to see if it fits. It's like this, Deviant Art user, uhm, didnt see it. Also i think the other admins are better at seeing what belongs.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:15, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

== BBQ Pit Boys ==

It might be long overdue, but I have a request for you: Make a page about BBQ Pit Boys, a YouTube channel which had gained a lot of attention from angry vegans in the recent times. Thank you for your attention, and I hope you are still capable of writing pages with the old style of humor. Good luck!

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 21:23, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

*I'll start writing again in the New Year. My favorite cousin died.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 08:52, 21 December 2024 (UTC)

== A Friendly Reminder ==

Where exactly have you been? Did you happent to get wasted on a new year's eve party and accepted someone's invite to go for a drive to a motel so far away from your hometown with your girlfriend for God-knows-what days? It's good to take a break from the Internet, but what's really important is that three weeks ago you promised to write the BBQ Pit Boys article after celebrating new year. I hope this message helps you to refresh your memory.

[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 18:37, 15 January 2025 (UTC)

* I got a little lazy and forgot my duties. I'm in better shape.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Wormkid ==

would you look at Wormkid? im not sure how old this person is and i dont think the GNAA used this shock image. i wonder if the contributor cleverly disguised more of those images as an article. i would delete it if i knew for sure this is what i think it is. thanks. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:23, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

Ok
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:40, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

*That one i can't be sure about either. Better to play it safe because i don't want the MIB pulling up in their [[Party Van]] because the opening of the page read like they were trying to convince someone that this is everday shit on this site.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:10, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
:alright, thanks for checking. i never heard of this shock image and it just didnt look right. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:14, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

== Hey Retard… ==

I bumped up your edgy faggot book to higher up cause [[Billy Mitchell]] is relevant news. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 00:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)

* Im cool with anyone adding what they want, just don't fuck up the board, if you're going to skip a day - make the previous or the proceding article a 3 day article.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:42, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
: you fixed it didn’t you?[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:17, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

* I have OCD. I use Healthcare level Hydrogen Peroxide to wash my floors and I washed my hands, in bleach, 3 times before starting this post because of germs. I wipe down my phone with clorox wipes. Oh, and when I get home from the store, I individually wash every grape and wash the cans of vegatables, or soup, before I open them after letting my manual can oper sit in bleach for a minute. When I buy canned pepsi | wash the top before I drink from it.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 06:46, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

== RE: Pictures ==

I have no idea why. I notice some of them are acting up --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 15:46, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

== Re: Golden iPod ==

{{done}} --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:11, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

:Np!! --'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 09:28, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

== the sherrod quote ==

what is the quote source for the featured quote of Sherrod's?--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 13:03, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

==Hi I'm newfag==
Title [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 11:55, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

===Plz help me===

My article [[Princess Maydine]] had been vandalised by 3 faggots ('''PROTIP: look at [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Vandalism_is_Pointless]] as I read it''') ban them for butthurted shit can you do it for me? I promise I am not a faggot [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:38, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

====Request for EDitorship====
Hello I am requesting EDitorship access in order to access of my article Princess Maydine. As I know, this page has been protected from these butthurted revisionism by the maydinefags (Couscous, Paul, Mercifulfag). A protected page is a dead-end page, however. As an EDitor, I can guarantee the Lulz will stay at a deadly 1:50 (or moar) during the 2026 maydine war. [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 15:25, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

==What would you do if...==

What would you do if a big, bad, chubby, smelly dragon swooped down from the sky, landed on you, and snuggled you into the dirt, thus completely engulfing you in its bulk?

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], April 22 or 23, 2026.

Not much you can do until it gets its nut. I'd wait till it fell asleep, cut it's throat and then show its heart to all the other dragons and tell them that I'm not someone to be fucked with. Yeah bitches, I got my knighthood back.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:54, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Sounds like a good plan. Thank you for giving me a response btw I appreciate it. Most tend to ignore me when I babble.

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|Grim]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 23 April 2026

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T17:00:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Yeah

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

They got [[Party Van]]ned the next day after being dumb enough to brag about their accomplishment at a party.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T16:56:31Z

LordGrimThInvincible: cemnter loooksnsmx dbghyuwiedkm

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|center|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

{{Goth}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T16:56:04Z

LordGrimThInvincible: lum de daaah

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[Star wars|lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slashes the brothers throat from ear to ear.

== Loadout ==

<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class setup
|-
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
|
Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
<center><youtube>3DH81xMw0EI</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

Jasmine Richardson

2026-04-23T16:55:25Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Ouch

{{Killers}}
{{Boring}}
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{{ib|[[File:JasmineR.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jasmine Richardson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 October 1993 ({{age|1993|10|21}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canuck]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 kills}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, {{Hover|Co-Op|Through manipulation}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}

{{morphquote|Jasminequotes||font-weight; bold
|Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her
|Jasmine Richardson, ''who gets free HBO in prison
|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!]]
|Jeremy Steinke, ''preparing for the next full moon''}}

[[Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg|thumb|left|[[tits or GTFO]]]]

'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.

==Stab, slash, hack, jab, thrash==
[[File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg|thumb|They got melted]]
The boyfriend stabs the dad 24 times, the mom a dozen times, and then the brother runs, grabs a toy [[lightsaber]], as if that would save him, and then either the werewolf dude or the 12-year-old slash the brothers throat from ear to ear.

== Loadout ==

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!Accessories/Bonus
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*'''Primary''': Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
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Regular knife.
* '''Does 25~30 points of damage.'''
|-
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*'''Perk 1''': Manipulation
<center>[[Image:Manipulation.jpg|70px]]</center>
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* '''Makes recruiting members 75% easier. The member will obey everything you tell them.'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Emo
<center>[[Image:Emo philips.jpg|70px]]</center>
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*'''+25 An Hero speed'''
*'''X2 damage against posers, normies and happy people'''
*'''Increases An Hero probabilities to 75%'''
|}
</div>

==The Aftermath==
[[Image:Werewolf.jpg|thumb|Jeremy on a full moon]]

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree [[murder|IRL permabannage]] to the fullest extent of the [[lol]] for a [[age of consent|minor]], which means 10 solid years of [[Pruno]] and hairy-lipped [[cunnilingus]] from [[Tori Sue Heck]]'s extended family. It is unknown whether or not the [[fursuit]]s will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May [[2016]].

{{Reddit|AMA/comments/qpsjxq/when_i_was_a_child_i_was_tried_for_the_murder_of/|She made an AMA plebbit post about it in 2021.}}

Her plebbit account was called "mytragicendthrowaway" and she deleted the account very quickly but the post and comments are still up.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3| |20|Got the best aim, although it was a family killing|10|Emofags on love|10|Still being recalled on the "[[Colt Gray|Kids]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|who]] [[Kosta Kecmanovic|killed]]" section|0| |43|D-|Retarded couple furry wannabe}}

{{WantedLevel|2}}

== Gallery of a [[VampireFreaks|VF]] ==
<center>
<gallery>
JeremyStinkieBetterTimes.png|Jeremy, the [[Pedobear|pedo]] in better times.
JeremySteinkie.jpeg|The [[Psycho|Sanpaku Stare]] [[David Kozák|never lies]]
JeremySteinkyEmo.jpeg
JeremySteinkyV&.jpeg|Jailed
JasmineRichardsonBetterTimes.png|His poor victim, also in better times
JasmineR2.png|[[Cockmongler|You are thinking about that]]
JasmineR3.png|Photo probably from his Vampire [[Geeks|Freaks]] profile
JasmineR4.png
JasmineR5.png
</gallery>
</center>

==The More You Know/Trivia==

[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|Welcome to my tragic end]]

*[[Over 9000]] [[Jews]] were absent from [[Israel]] when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
*Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
*Charles Man'''SON''' - Jasmine Richard'''SON''' - Jeremy is some guy's '''SON''' - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death '''SON''' - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David '''SON'''boly [[Munich Massacre|went amok]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*Jasmine's [[nexopia]] account [[Banned|ended]] the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
*Released from prison in <s>2011</s>, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
*Like [[Kimveer Gill]], was on [[VampireFreaks]] during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an [[India|hindi]]. Coincidence? You decide.
*[[2006]] was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
*A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a [[Golden iPod|MP3]] the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
*His bf was '''23''' years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April '''23'''rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.
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==See Also==
*[[Loli]]
*[[FYIAD]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]] - VF luser who also sperg out.
*[[Colt Gray]] - Example of emofag kid killer
*[[Jose Reyes]] - Another 12 year old who sperg out.
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - Similar emotard who look like her who shot up his school.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Richardson_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{Myspace|x_madness_x|Her MySpace}}</s> '''Deleted''' ({{Wayback|20070710160624|http://myspace.com/x_madness_x|title=Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.lazysupper.com/images/posts/welcomeToMyTragicEnd_crop.jpg The bitch's Nexopia page]</s> - '''Dead link.'''
*<s>[http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page]</s> - '''Shoah'd.''' ({{Archive|SCfq6|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://optymyst.com/jasmine/souleater/steinke.html|20070708141939|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html Police press release]</s> - '''Usurped link.''' ({{Archive|tZ9YC|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.medicinehatpolice.com/news/2006/060423-06008981.html|20100809094905|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042 Fox News Canadia article]</s> - '''404.''' ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20070630100028|title=First Archive}}) ({{Archive|ZfGIT|Middle Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.canada.com/globaltv/calgary/story.html?id=c99631ab-9a58-48e5-8e6c-e8a1271beefb&k=8042|20141214074229|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads= Another article]</s> - '''Gonzo.''' ({{Archive|Vyh0D|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060423/bodies_found_060423?s_name=&no_ads=|20100305014839|title=Last Archive}})
*<s>[http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0 MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue]</s> - '''Baleeted!''' ({{Archive|Cg70e|First Archive}}) ({{Wayback|http://mydeathspace.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=1ncieltfpb215t9pv8j3ha4e91&topic=2590.0|20100224024558|title=Last Archive, which will let you see page 2 if you click on it.}})
*[http://www.avoiceformen.com/women/murderess-jasmine-richardson-attends-mount-royal-university There is a killer on campus at Mount Royal University!]

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{{Emoseries}}
{{Whores}}
{{Canada}}
{{Timeline|Article of the Now April 23 & 24, [[2026]]|[[Jason Thomas Nichols]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[TBA]]}}
[[Category:People|Richardson, Jasmine]]
[[Category:2006|Richardson, Jasmine]]

File:PoorTradcuckBastards.jpg

2026-04-23T16:50:48Z

LordGrimThInvincible: the subjects entire fambilyyyy

== Summary ==
the subjects entire fambilyyyy

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-04-23T03:10:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: lumbdee dum hoo da loo loo

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL 
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}} 
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
:There's also the [[DeviantArt]] stash link. It's been taken down, but it's still accessible through [[Archive.is]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:23, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
::we can't do much about the archive.is thing, other than not link to it, but again, what dates do you want revisions hidden for? all of them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:03, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah, everything before me adding the NYPA template. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
::::ok done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:59, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

i kiss you --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 19:01, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone here wanna play videogames with me sometime?==

I can play: Shellshockers.io, gats.io, diep.io, pretty much any .io game, probably not much else though because this dragon aint got much gold shekels yet sadly.

Oh! I can also do roblox.

But I think shellshocers would be my preffered one because it has a mostly usable chat feature meanwhile others are nonexistant or censored or unusable.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

2026-04-23T02:55:31Z

LordGrimThInvincible: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii bubsy 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Thx m8 [[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]] ([[User talk:BasedBlackMan|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2023 (EDT)
:@[[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]]: No problem man. We need more writers like you here. Too many retards here. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 21:56, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== OK==

Got Ya. No more quotes under videos

Hate the cops. Did you know your 911 call is admissible in court? No rights were read. No prior warning about what you say being admissible to court but they are. So if someone comes into your house and you shoot him, you have to call 911, say there's been a shooting, call a lawyer and then drop the lawyer card on the cops the minute they walk into your house. You have to keep it as simple as that because anything else will be used against you.

Forgot 1 thing. The last thing you want to do is fuck up a self defense case because it is on you to prove that the shooting was in self defense.

Got it out of my system with this post, no more quotes under videos. Cops suck.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:32, 27 June 2023 (EDT)
:lol ok [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:39, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
== BTW ==
Cool Name. It would make a Bad Ass MTG or Yu-Gi-Oh card.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:40, 27 June 2023 (EDT)

== You ==

Stop shitting all over the wiki. If I'll see you revert another edit, any edit, you'll get a hammer. Either contribute to the wiki or gtfo. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 18:34, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
{{like|Haha Yes}}
:@[[User:Zagan|Zagan]] I did the smugler article? Is that shitting up bitch? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:06, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
::you wrote one shitty article and? I said stop reverting others' edits. If you have nothing to add just leave articles as they are. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:13, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
:::lol [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:21, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
::::lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:03, 29 June 2023 (EDT)
[[User:Zagan|Zagan]], if he doesn't learn his mistakes 2 years ago, cast him to ED hell! [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 05:14, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:lol[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 05:19, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:I don't think his actions warrant a perma ban. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 17:14, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::ignore Yaroslav; he’s retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:53, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

== How did you get unbanned? ==

After your previous faggotry I thought you would be permab&. Holy fuck [[File:GachaLifeSucks2.jpg|link=user:Gachalifesucks]] 14:26, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:Check the logs. It's not rocket science. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 16:42, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:y do u even care? You’re a newfag. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 16:45, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:Because I want to make you all suffer. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 02:47, 3 July 2023 (EDT)

== Thanks ==

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:50, 11 July 2023 (EDT)
:Np bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:51, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

== Passing it on ==

GirlOnInternet told you to
{{unwelcome}}
K thnx [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 21:52, 1 August 2023 (EDT)
:lol. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:54, 1 August 2023 (EDT)

== Quit fucking with shit ==

This is not your personal wiki to fag up as you see fit. Defrag your genome, incessant homo king. --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 01:24, 21 August 2023 (EDT)
:what’s this about again? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 15:16, 21 August 2023 (EDT)

==an apology for dinkdummy - Sorry Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd==
I came to apologize for what I did and for the mediocrity that my articles can be and I promise to improve in something and I swear that I did not have the bad intention of getting angry with me I swear that my intention was to make articles about controversial characters of my dear community called Hispanic I only wanted to make articles but do not send me those things and those graphic contents or troll me I understand that you do not like it but I can improve and you do not forgive me because I do not care Because I can continue on my way with my articles, it is fine I do not understand {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}
:you’re just retard who writes stuff no one cares about. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 16:48, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

== Spongebobvstheloudhouse ==

anytime bby :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:38, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

== Thanks For the Message! ==

Just wanted someone to help with making articles about video games and anime. They were very amusing but it feels like the new articles are a bit slow. That’s why I joined in order to make COD articles but I was busy with other things so I couldn’t finish them. Would you be able to help with it? Ones from 2019 and beyond including Warzone? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 00:03, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
:Sounds better than some of the new shit that’s getting posted up here. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 18:45, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

== User:I_hate_autistic_people/Smiling_Friends ==

please do not deathnotice things in people's sandboxes thx [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 12:32, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

== VittorioTheVyonder2003 ==

do not change dates on deathnotices, or blank descriptions on deathnotices added by admins. this is your second warning about deathnotices. you get a timeout. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:03, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

==Sorry about the...==

I am sorry to hear that the wikipedia kikes banned you a little while back.

I just so happened to be surfing dah web, wikipedia in this case, and I saw your username on wikiedia, since you editted the ED article there a little while back.

I clicked on your wiki account, hoping to say hi to you...

But then i saw the "This user is currently blocked, not here to buld an encyclopedia"

Ugh!

Those wiki people are TOTAL FAGGOTS!!!!!

GRRRRRRR I hate those tyrantz so muchhh

But anyway here is the hi i woulda given u on wiki:

Hi!!!!!!!

*Snuggles*

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

User talk:The PolishPrince

2026-04-23T02:50:09Z

LordGrimThInvincible: hehehehehe

Firedarkdragon

2026-04-23T00:46:46Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Whoops! Wrong archive. ok, this is the one with the actual content. the other one was nearly empty

{{Play Nice}}
{{watch}} 
{{weeaboo}}

[[Image:Firedarkdragon-rule34-final.jpg|center]]

[[Image:IDIOT FDD by firedarkdragon.jpg|right|thumb|Self defeating furfag FTW]]

[[Image:FDDLuvsReality2.png|thumb|And she supports an [[realitysquared|A+ admin]]!]]

[[Image:FDD kisses ass.jpg|thumb|And she's made a slashfic comic with herself and [[Lolly]].]]

[[Firedarkdragon]] is your typical deviantART [[furfag]], but with a twist. As most [[furfags]] love cutesy, fuzzy things with five penises, this one instead likes gore, violence, and blood (with, of course, five penises). Someone's [[Hugbox|mommy didn't hug them enough]], either that or daddy [[rape|raped]] someone a bit too much. A fine example of your super popular [[furfag]], the only reason they are popular is they have no life and do nothing but spam shitty art for their friends and themselves to try and make each others [[butthurt]] go away. What they do not realize is, no amount of shitty art will make things better. Not Even Doom Music.

== dA Shenanigans ==
[[Image:Firefagonwut.jpg|left|thumb|Certainly not a fantard.]]

[[Image:Firefagonartsitup.jpg|right|thumb|Because this has never been done before.]]

Firefurfagon is very popular on deviantART as she caters to the demands of the site in spades: [[Angst]], [[Furries]], [[Anime]], [[Yiff]]ing, [[Emos]], [[Faggotry]], and last but certainly not least, stupidity. Her skill at trend-whoring is so epic that only a few artists can surpass her. [[Zeriara]] and [[Snapesnogger]] come to mind. God forbid she ever starts [[rape|raping]] the ''[[Lion King]]'' or ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandoms.

Also, she loves playing the victim: [[Internet_drama|"I have no friends, I am alone, I waste all my time in a computer screen, baaaaaaaah!!!!11!!1!"]]

She is very active on dA and has many clubs which she belongs to and many friends all over the world.
* The [http://caboostdragon.deviantart.com/ 13 year old boy] who treats furfagon as his [[yiff|cocksheath]].
* <s>Her [[alleged]] [http://kecharana.deviantart.com/ daughter], product of rape? PROBABLY!</s> deactivated.
* [http://krystalthewolf.deviantart.com/ GRANDDAUGHTER?] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?
* Her own [http://fdd-fans.deviantart.com/ fanclub] made of equal parts fail and aids.
* Another [http://xmarilynmansonclubx.deviantart.com/ club] she belongs to. So hXc, Now defunct
*<s>Plus a [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/14196626/#comments/ tl;dr journal] that nobody in their right mind would actually read. (and if you try to click on the link to sign some "hate ED petition", you get photobucket! lulz!!)</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. It got AIDS and died.
 

Fuhduhduh draws dragons because:
*''Dragons are much more [[emo|emotional]] than humans.
*''Dragons have never been scientifically proven, so no one can tell you [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|you're doin' it wrong]].
*''No other animal can have its tail constantly on fire like a [[Pokemon]].
*''"[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU, IMMA DRAGON]]".

[[Image:FDD EMO ART.jpg|thumb|center|500px|<big><big><big><big>'''CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THEM WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL'''</big></big></big></big>]]

== LOL RAEP DRAMAS ==
<s>Breaking news: [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11458494/ The DA journal about it]</s> BALEETED! The screencaps below will have to do.

Recently, furfagon has been moar and moar suicidal. At the present time, we are unsure if this is related to [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] but we are keeping our ears to our intarnets. I'll let the journals tell the story.

<gallery>
Image:Firedarkdragon dA.jpg
Image:Needy much.jpg
Image:Plzdontdie;;.jpg
Image:Raped 3 times.jpg
</gallery>

Of course, Luz (more like Lulz, amirite?) thought the best thing to do when you get raped is log in to your DA, post a journal about it! Don't forget to answer with crying smilies without any bit of explanation to whoever comments on your journal. Outcome: Hundreds of free pageviews. And as any deviantARTlet can tell you, pageviews = liquid sex.

The most lulz-worthy quote:
{{Quote|how id wish to be crushed by a car...damnit ;_; 
btw: i was raped for [[Asking_for_it|3rd time]] by the same guy :depressed: 
my C, when will u save me??? im dying ;_;|Firedarkdragon}}

=== The Imaginary Rapist Dies ===

[[Image:Fddrapistdies.jpg|thumb|left|HOW CONVENIEEEEEEEEEEENT]]

*On Wednesday Jan 24, 2007, 9:16 AM firefagon broke the news that her favorite [[hugbox]] inducing medium had just passed away in this [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11550426/ journal]. The rapist, who remains unnamed (which is surprising given firfagon's history of naming people who shouldn't be), met with vigilante justice sometime recently. This is both hilarious and sad, as we have searched as many news networks websites, and have found ZERO news on any rapists, or murdering of a rapist in the Argentine region of the world.

{{Quote|i was in my building`s door watching all, 
''but i never imagined the guy was dead, 
''all i can guess is those ppl hitted him to death. 
|Firedarkdragon}}

*We have concluded that flamingdouchedrinker has made up the whole [[drama]] about being [[rape]]d just to garner attention from people. We have a picture of her, and she is no prize, other than the fact that she is apparently easy to [[rape]] repeatedly. Also, to any rapist in her area, she believes she is a dragon and the queen of [[England | hell]]; if you do manage to [[rape]] her, please take pictures and make sure they end up on the [[Fox News | major news networks.]] It sure is convenient that her would-be assailant has been slain, because now he won't have to answer for his crimes in a court of law! South America isn't known for it's legal process but it probably isn't just a bunch of guys with spears grunting at each other. Now with no rapist, how will fuckingdongdevourer create [[emo]] journals where she is the victim? We have no idea either, but we will keep you up to date on what imaginary problem strikes this [[furfag]] next.

I killed him lawls

== Reaction to ED ==

[[Image:Fire sets them up the pain series.jpg|thumb|left|The original reaction to ED. Not lulzy at all. But...]]

[[Image:Fdd-condensed-journal.jpg|thumb|right|Two edits later, at least 100 of her friends are exposed to the [[Pain Series]].]]

[[Image:FirefagonfindsED.jpg|right|thumb|<s>Have we been found out?</s> No, this was just her being stupid.]]

*At first firefagon was very happy about her article on ED, for someone who is so constantly depressed, and being raped, it absolutely brightened her day! As that was not [[lulz|lulzy]] at all, the mastermind behind this article had to do something drastic. This editor noticed that she was linking directly to this page. A plan was sired. The editor quickly slapped the [[Pain Series]] template on the top of the page in the hopes that her fanbrats would follow the link to HORROR! And the fantards did click it, and they are now ruined for life and seek shelter in their [[hugbox|hugboxes]] from the horrors that are the intarnets.

*The best part was that firefagon edited this journal, not once, BUT TWICE, and DID NOT REMOVE THE LINK TO THE PAIN SERIES or even warn her moron fans until the end of her [[tl;dr]] journal. One of the terms in the [[deviantART]] TOS is: NO LINKING TO PORN. As the editor was sadly not around for the [[lulz|drama]] he only has reports of the [[furry]]'s friends commenting "OMG FDD!! THAT WEBSITE IS HORABLEZ! IMMA REPORT U!". Many lulz were gleaned.

*So many lulz were had that firefaggot will become [[an hero]], at least for a little while. MOAR ON THAT SOON!

=== [[An Hero]] ===

Gallery of [[Hugbox]] and [[fail]]:

<gallery>
Image:Fddhugboxheader.jpg|Bring on the [[butthurt]].
Image:FddhugboxGO.jpg|I better violate TOS somemore lol!
Image:Fddhugbox1.jpg|Your strength will overcome their proof!
Image:Fddhugbox2.jpg|This journal is srs biznas.
Image:Fddhugbox3.jpg|[[Furry]] Logic.
Image:Fddhugbox4.jpg|Halp report innocent people plz.
Image:Fddhugbox5.jpg|No caption can do this one justice.
</gallery>

=== Not An Hero ===
[[Image:Ffd-not-an-hero.jpg|thumb|left|Like Jesus, only [[moar]] [[faggotry]]]][[Image:Ffd-counter-crusaide.jpg|thumb|right|A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!]]
Unfortunately, firebushfagon is not [[an hero]]. She decided what was best for her [[fags|friends]] was to stay and fight the [[lulz|tyranny]] that was befalling her. She has posted several things, and has started an epic war on the today page of DeviantART. As of this writing we are unsure of what is happening, but we do have pictures.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ journal] in question.</s> BALEETED!

 

=== A [[lolcow|LoLCow]] Reborn! ===
[[Image:Fddbacklash.jpg|thumb|left|Warning, you will not be able to un-read this.]]
FuhDuhDuh has been feeling the pressure as of late. All of her [[faggotry]] has started to catch up with her, as now when she posts journals people are second guessing her. Not everyone is taking her seriously, and this is a great win for most of the internets. We can see from her [[butthurt|journal]] that she is specifically angered by [[ED]], again yet another win for the tubes. Besides calling out [[ED]] to come duke it out with her in person (I believe the RAPE APE is doing this on our behalf anyway) she is also reporting on [[lulz|lulzy]] [[butthurt|hilarity]] that has befallen her in her lifetime. Not only has she been repeatedly [[asking for it|raped]], she has seen her at least two (2) of her immediate family members killed, and has even seen the gunshot wound. This, coming from Fuhduhduh is most likely more emo bullshit, but it could, in fact, be true. If it is, [[lulz]]. If it's not; [[emo]] [[faggotry]], then [[lulz]].

 
'''Some choice excerpts from the journal of mindrape:'''

{{Quote|you are going too far with all this, why do u dso this?????? my best friend died and i have to be happy and bouncing??????| Fuhduhduh}}

{{Quote|im depressed for this lost, is the 3rd time i see someone dying!!!!! my father was the 1st, my other uncle was the 2nd and i had to see his '''dead body in the floor with a shoot in the head'''!!!!!!| Fuhduhduh}}

UPDATE: However, ironically, her current signature is:

{{Quote|Ha Ha!! you r ded" (insert point and laugh emoticon here)|[[Hypocrite|Hypocritical]] bitchfag}}

'''So of course faggotdickdipper deleted this latest journal of [[lulz]]'''. Notice how it wasn't even linked to, we knew it wouldn't be there for long. But while it was up, it generated prime [[lulz]]. Several things happened in the [[lulz]] category,: the first set of comments was mostly [[asspat|asspats]] and kisses, but then came some weird user who thinks Captain Planet is awesome, who started fucking with her shit. Because of the shit that was started, the journal landed on dA's Today page, and that's when the [[lulz]] rolled in. [[Troll|Trolls]], Admins, [[emos]] and [[fags]] all took part, and in the end, they caused the poor little [[lolcow]] to delete yet another journal. While most of the [[lulz]] were lost in the deletion, we did manage to save a few of the more entertaining lulz.

<gallery>
Image:Fddcprulz.jpg|Why anyone would argue with [[furries]] is beyond me.
Image:Fddepsychiatrist.jpg|ePsychiatrist visits fuhduhduh.
Image:Fddmurderbyhits.jpg|MURDERED YOU BY HITS!!!!!
</gallery>
 
{{Quote|and all this internet issues are for encyclopedia dramatica's fault, my article is maybe the bigest one, they take info all the time about me and all what i do, they chase me as if i were a criminal, no matter if i say something good, bad, or random....that site is ilegal, they have no right to play like that with ppl's feelings....| [[unwarranted self importance|Firefagon thinking she has the biggest article on ED]]}} 

=== Fuhduhduh's army comes to [[ED]] ===
Furfagon has been noticeably less of a [[lolcow]] in recent days, most likely it is due to the advisement of the DeviantART staff during her [[ban]] trial where she [[asking for it|sucked everyones dick]] just to avoid punishment, then wrote about it in her journal how she found new rapists to keep her [[Centipede filled vagina|self]] happy. But while she has been quiet on the dA front, we are aware of firefagon insurgents getting accounts on [[ED]]; most likely through [[email]] as they are all probably too stupid to understand [[irc]]. So far, two blankers have attacked this page and both have been dealt with appropriately, but if you are feeling vengeful you could go to [[User:Lulzfortehsoul]] and/or [[User:Xdstupidnoobdx]] and leave the furfags what they deserve. Your ever vigilant [[User:Sokevinsays|RAPE SPIDER]] will defend this page until firefagon is raped on national television.

== War am Declared ==
[[Image:caps-lock-fury.jpg|thumb|left|CRUISE CONTROL ON CAPTAIN]]
[[Image:EPIC JOURNAL.jpg|right|thumb|Intarnets is srs bisns]]
In the wee hours of January 18th 2007, the editor of the article set in motion the epic war which is currently plastered all over DeviantARTs today page. There are now 4 journals dedicated to this war:
*Firefagon's [[hugbox]] <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ Journal]</s> BALEETED!
*BadFurDay's counter <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/journal/11477488/ Journal]</s> Baleeted due to B&
*ShadowGamers'<s> tribute and proof [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/11477185/ Journal]</s> Baleeted bdue to B&
*Firefagon's COUNTER ATTACK <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ Journal]</s> lol also BALEETED!

[[Image:Emptythreats.JPG|left|thumb|As trolls invade her journal, a fantard of FDD is here to remind them that the internet is srs bisns]]

So now all of DeviantART has to deal with this shit, and of course, trolls have found which side is the easier to exploit, so many lulz are coming rolling in. The important thing to note is how firefagon's journal is different from the one at the top of this page. Seems like she does care if she is banned, because why else would you take a personal attack out of your journal? Also, the editor has captured many [[lulz]] worthy screencaps of [[faggotry]] and [[fail]] so expect those in the next update. More on this situation as it develops.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ EPIC ATTACK] Journal.</s> Sensing a pattern?

Reactions contained in response to firefagons EPIC ATTACK JOURNAL:
<gallery>
Image:Ffdattackresponse3.jpg|Cruise Control for Cool, MIRITE?
Image:Ffdattackresponse2.jpg|U R NOT M FRIEND
Image:Ffdattackresponse1.jpg|Some logic and some [[troll]]ing!
Image:Ffdattackresponse4.jpg|Looks like some one cares about [[ED]] now.
</gallery>

=== The Aftermath ===
Some time between January 18th and the 19th, 2007 Firefagon had her ENTIRE GALLERY of [[shitty art]] and [[furry]] [[faggotry]] deleted. It is not yet known if this was her decision or the decision of the [[Nazis|dA Staff]], but what we do know is the staff was responsible for the deletion of 70 or more of her so called artworks.

After the mass delete, a new account was found, [http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]], which not only had her real name, and her original user name, but also the same icon as the original account. We here at [[ED]] believe the account was created because firefagon's original [[sockpuppet]] was already called out, and would no longer be of any use if she wished to hide. However, several users informed [[ED]] of the developement, and when we went to check in on the situation, we were greeted by a massive [[troll]]. The [[troll]] told us, "Firefagon attempted to hide after the massive attack she preformed against helpless users, we can not allow this to happen. If you are going to act like a retard on the internet, you will be judged accordingly and will not be able to hide, we are always watching." The attack landed firefagon back on the today page of DeviantART so we assume this was the goal of the trolls, to make sure everyone knew about this new [[sockpuppet]]. Also, it should be noted that if firefagon was to switch primarily to the new account, she would be wasting 6 months of subscription time; this alone has generated many [[lulz]]. It is now baleeted.

Images of the Aftermath:

<gallery>
Image:FddTroll1.jpg|Someone angered the RAPE-APE
Image:FddTroll2.jpg|Typical Troll response
Image:FddTroll3.jpg|We have no idea what this is
Image:FddTroll4.jpg|C'thulhu? Is that you?
Image:FddTroll5.jpg|lol
Image:FddTroll6.jpg|WATCH OUT, IT'S AN E-LAYWER
Image:FddTroll7.jpg|Even more trolling
Image:FddTroll8.jpg|I think they made their point
</gallery>

=== Her Army of Fanbrats ===
In a reaction to firefagons [[an hero]] status, and to her [[hugbox]] journal, her army of morons is attacking an innocent user. They believe he has reported firefagons artwork for gore, or art theft or something. Too bad it was really a [[sick fuck]] DeviantARTLET named [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/ shadowfag]. He is N THAR JOURNAL, FUCKIN DER SHITS, but I don't think they are smart enough to understand unbroken english. Anyway, on with the rape of [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]:

Watch out [[snapesnogger]], this [[furfag]]'s army could give yours a run for its money:

{{Quote2|you got what you anted you got her off deviantart thorw a party I don't care you all on this site suck get over you're self you removed her now you should shut up and eat you're nuts loser|Jackshow||color=silver|size=360%}}

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Image:Fddfags-attack1.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack2.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack3.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack4.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack5.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack6.jpg
Image:Fddfags-attack7.jpg
</gallery>

If you are a DeviantARTLET, you could go to <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s home page and just go nuts with reporting. I am sure that will win you an award of some kind. As it turns out, most of the ATTACKERS were suspended for their [[faggotry]]. Go give BadFurDay e-props for winning DeviantART.</s> Nigga dun got banned. :<

=== The Banhammer Falls ===

As the helpdesk starts to answer [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s harrasment reports, users who trolled his page are getting banned one by one. 
Here is a list of B&d users:
*<s>[http://cyrilguardian.deviantart.com/ CyrilGuardian]</s> Has returned, but will it last?
*<s>[http://zozzyangel.deviantart.com/ zozzyangel]</s> banned, other accounts on suspension.
*<s>[http://phoenixsashes.deviantart.com/ PhoenixsAshes]</s> Returned, sadly.
*<s>[http://cheapsexandcocaine.deviantart.com/ CheapSexAndCocaine]</s> No longer active, but her sock puppet sure is.
*<s>[http://lastblackdragon.deviantart.com/ LastBlackDragon]</s> Back from suspension, unfortunately.

Despite all the proof gathered by members of the site, Firefagon has not been banned. We here at ED are very confused as to why this is. We here at ED have seen Senior members (Basically a special douche bag, or former staff member) suspended for merely disagreeing with a core staff member, meanwhile, some furry fuck subscriber breaks about 4 or 5 major rules of the TOS and gets off with a mere gallery deletion. See petition section below for the link to help her [[GTFO]] the internet permanently.

==== Suspended Users Ban Evading ====

Please: whoever wrote this bit of the article, get your facts right faggot. LULZUFAILMATE. GO LURK MOAR.
For I am the one who bought you moar drama concerning Amuria and Ramy. LEARN2READPLZ.

==[[An Hero]] AGAIN!==
[[Image:Fuhduhduh an hero.jpg|left|thumb|I wonder if she lost her iPod]]Well, faggotydiaperdevourer didn't get very much attention from her last journal about being a complete and utter [[douchebag]], and with out her imaginary [[rape|rapist]] to help her get pageviews and [[asspat|asspats]], she has resorted to the most drastic measure of all, <s>[[suicide]]</s> faking cutting yourself, and claiming your family beat the shit out of you for doing it. If you would like to see the suicide note, please see the images to the left, as the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11611729/ journal] will probably be deleted.</s> BALEETED! [[Snapesnogger]] beware! FURFAGON IS HERE!

[[Image:Fddsuicidenote.jpg|left|thumb|Some one got a visit from the RAPE APE]]<s>So that leaves one question; [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|who will take care of her neopets?]]</s> It seems she isn't quite dead yet, so she will still be able to take care of her neopets, YAY! Please help us by patrolling the dA tubes, in case a [[sockpuppet|Fuhduhduh sock]] appears anywhere that we don't already know about, or in case one of her [[fangirls|lovers or demonspawn]] posts a journal informing us of further developments.

===Damn this bitch sucks at killing herself===
[[Image:Fddnotdeadyet.jpg|right|thumb|A nice beating is great after attempted suicide!]] As of Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 8:07 AM Fuhduhduh is back on devianTART [[retarded|alive]] and [[gay|well]]. Although, all is not sunshine and kittens for the self proclaimed queen of hell. After attempting to kill herself by slitting her wrists (the bitch probably goes across the street, not down the road), she was found by her family who proceeded to do what any loving family would do in that situation; PROMPTLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER. Now, knowing fuckdipdick's sense for lying and dramatics, we can safely assume that nothing is wrong, and that she is most likely holding out for moar pageviews. She did tell us about a mysterious note she received, that it turns out was written by [[user:Birthmother|RAPE-APE]], it reads:
 
{{Quote|this is what you deserve: 
''YOU PRETEND TO BE A VICTIM 
''TO GET ATTENTION 
''I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF RAPE 
''THIS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU QUIT OR DIE| a mysterious note}}

===Heartbreak===
[[Image:Fddbreakup.jpg|left|thumb|SCANDAL!]] On Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 10:36 AM, roughly 2 hours after furfagon's return to the internet from [[fake|certain]] [[suicide]], she posted another journal about how her e-boyfriend who lives [[over 9000]] miles away has dumped her. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it's because you keep getting raped and trying to commit suicide. I know those are huge turn ons for some guys, but I just can't handle it. Maybe her e-boyfriend realized what a [[lolcow]] his supply of internet pussy has always been, but re-examining the situation, this is probably fake too. I'll bet you 10 internets that they get back together before too long; if firefagon can conquer suicide 5 times, how can one man's rejections stop her?

===Journal Deletions===
Furfagon is now in a happy mood because all her problems were fake. Well, except for the fact that her [[13 year old]] boy friend has e-dumped her, and the fact that the internet in general hates her. She has become such a [[lolcow]] that she is a prime raid target. She makes journals which are all lies, gets all her friends to give her ass pats, then she deletes them and say "whoops, my bad. I don't really feel bad, and none of that stuff really happened. Tee-hee!" But usually in completely broken english. If you consider yourself a friend of fuhduhduh, ask yourself, "why do I put up with these lies and this bullshit?" The answer is because you are [[stupid]] and weak. Maybe if you realized your hero is an [[emo]] [[lolcow]], you would stop being her [[hugbox]] and she would [[suicide|kill herself]] for real. In her current journal she says, "fuck you haters" more or less. That's nice [[retard]], we know you have [[AIDS]] and that you live to spread it, that's why we are here to stop you. Today's happy journal will probably be replaced with some [[bullshit]] about her getting [[rape]]d by a caveman or something.

==Editor's Note==

Also, Firefagon, in case you are reading this; I am not BadFurDay, I am someone [[Anonymous|completely different and unknown]] to you. I think you are an incredible moron and should be kicked in the head repeatedly until that cum-stain you call a brain activates. English may not be your first language, but that does not give you the right to be a colossal [[douchebag]] to people who can't speak [[Mexican|wetback]]. Die in a fire. --The Editor

'''Editorial Assistant's Note:'''

The Queen of Hell will not so easily succumb to dying in fire! She will rise from teh ashes and WREAK HAVOC on you mortals with [[DivineAngel]] until she realises what an [[emo]] shit she is and commits suicide another twenty seven times! --Atomic Betty; furry hater

==Sub-editor's Note==

Several EDiots have taken it upon themselves to patrol dA, in an endless quest for all
the lusers who are lulz worthy and mentioned on this hallowed tome. They will report
back if they find new sockpuppets or in fact, new lulz-worthy targets. Watch this space.

== Remove FuhDuhDuh From DeviantArt Petition ==

{{STOP|sign this petition, for the lulz. Also, cocks. Nevermind, link is dead because ED can't maintain anything to save it's life.}}

[http://petitionspot.com/petitions/fddrag/ Get FlamingDickDrinker off the internet]😵😵😵

== Mandatory [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Fresh Prince]] Song ==

You knew it was [[truth|coming]], because FagDoucheDragon is [[an hero|an fool]].

<div style="width:70%;overflow:auto">
<pre>
Now this is a story all about how my
E-Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I'm about to start
About my story of how I 'came queen of DeviantART

In west Argentina born and raised
On deviantART is where I spent most of my days
Drama whorin', whinin', bitchin', all cool
And all violating some dA policies like an fool
When a couple of assholes, they were bein' a sage
Started makin' trouble on my userpage
They reported one little pic and I got pissed
"Maybe I should put those haters all in a list"

I whistled for a fanbase and when it came near
The comments had "we luv u fdd" and patted my rear
If anything I could say that these fans weren't wise
But then I said, "Well, it'll do. Now troll these guys!"

I logged in to my account about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the haters "Yo holmes flame ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I could finally start
To sit on my throne as queen of deviantART
</pre>
</div>

== The Fududududududududududursona File ==

So much [[rape|raep]], so many dead people. [[Some argue]] Fuhduhduh just made everything up for the [[Attention Whore|attention]]. 
I did some researches and found indications for the attention-theory: 

===Furdurdur and school systems===

[https://web.archive.org/web/20060519092942/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portada This] is some encyclopedia in which Furdurdur [https://web.archive.org/web/20141207115416/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Usuario:Firedarkdragon has an account], what is shown by her <s>[http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagen:Firedarkdragon.gif uploading a FDD-Picture]</s> which was baleeted. Her profile contains a third-person otherkin-autobiography, stating she was born in 2989 and other clever things.
By google-translating the text in her profile this passage is unrevealed:</s> 
{{Quote|In the Secondary one, one left to an institute in the neighborhood of Murcia where human call made contact with the enemy with a variant race cani, it obtained graduated his in E.S.O., and it left that well to study Computer science, to specialize later in Graphical Design.|FuhDuhDuh}}

So, what's the problem here?

Maybe, that '''Argentina doesn't have E.S.O.''', but [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Argentina#Characteristics Polimodal/Escuela secundaria]. E.S.O. is the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Spain#Educaci.C3.B3n_Secundaria_.28Secondary_School.29 spanish secondary school].

Maybe poor Furdurdur thought Argentina was exactly like spain, as they already have the same official language.

[http://dantiscus.deviantart.com/ Dantiscus] is a [[furfag|guy]] from [[ Spain]].

==Crazy Bitch is Tired of Your Trolling==
[[Image:FDDinternettoughguy.jpg|thumb|Summary: [[Diaperfur|BAAAAAWWWWW]]]]
Fuhduhduh announced today that she is sick of all you haters out there. Attacking her, sending death threats, turning her [[furfag]] friends against her. So sick in fact that she did something so revolutionary, so mighty, that all you [[troll]]s will want, nay, HAVE to stop attacking her. What did she do? Posted another lulzy journal, [[lulz|thats what]]. Oh man, it must be that [[PMS|time of the month]]. [[Furfag]] needs her [[asspat|asspats]] like she needs [[rape|a good cock down the throat]]. And like a fat kid to a cinnamon roll, her army of [[furfags]] came and delivered. The best parts of the journal are where she tries to justify and/or defend herself from issues pointed out by this very article. That makes us here at [[ED]] very happy indeed. Keep on truckin' [[anonymous|anon]]. [[Rape]] that bitch until she [[an hero|kills herself]]. Update (as of July 19 2007) it seems Fuhduhduh has found hapieness. This must end immediatly!!!!!!!! (troll plz)

==Update to make this article look less outdated and shitty==

ED is one of those websites with only around 60 active users, so there are many articles that can go years with no update, even if the person an article is about is still active online.

They abandoned DA for furaffinity, changed their username to chocolatechilla, mostly retired the original dark serpent sona in exchange for a chilla with similar coloration, and changed their claimed nationality from Argentinian to Lithuanian.

In February 2018 FDD took a shoulder injury while doing combat with another dragon. They were fighting over a dead deer carcass. Someone claiming to be FDD's husband made a post about it on her account.[https://archive.is/EBVib]

On October 17, 2019, FDD started flying with their wings to [[Lithuania]]. Despite the attack of an unfathomable aberration from beyond (stomach bug), FDD made a successful landing in Lithuania on the 19th.[https://archive.is/qS4Sr]

Every drawing posted by FDD prior to 4 September 2008 has been deleted, you will need archives and reposts in order to see those. FDD also deleted most of the fanart she made, including most of her MLP fanart. Fanart, especially for MLP, tends to be shallow goyslop though, so that is probably for the best.

Even drawing rape, necrophilia, and gore is more productive to society than drawing MLP fanart.

(Although to be fair FDD no longer draws necrophilia or rape either, It don't turn FDD on no more.)[https://archive.is/5nVW3]

As of "now"(2025), FDD does still post art, but not as much as she used to, and she continues to favorite things, so she is still alive.

FDD has nearly 4k fans on FA and nearly 2k fans on each of her two abandoned DA accounts.

They mostly stay out of drama in the present day. That is good for their mental health, but it does make for a somewhat less interesting story.

Second Update: Today, September 11, 2025, is her 20th anniversary of creating her first DeviantArt page, so make sure to go and wish her a happy cyberspace birthday!

In late 2025 she joined a plebbit project called r/indigowizard. Basically: furry art plus gore videos. Alas, it was short lived. The (((admins))) of reddit shut the subreddit down on December 1st, 2025, and sent their furry butts right back over the river to [[Watchpeopledie.tv]].[https://archive.is/https://old.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/*][https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://old.reddit.com/r/indigowizard*]

==Gallery (wip)==

<center><gallery>
File:FDDGRAVEYARD.jpg|4 September 2008
File:Threeheadedbluedragon.jpg|29 August 2011
File:FDDJeff.jpg|15 September 2020
File:ChocolatechillaPainter.png
File:FDDVORE1.jpg
File:GermanyKills90MillionWhites.jpg
File:FDDBloodMunch.jpeg
File:FDDBearTrapSex.png
File:FDDBoykisser.png
File:FDDAztecMoment.png
File:FDDVORE2.jpeg
File:FeastOfTheDragons.jpg|4 February 2023
File:SmokeDragonAndChilla.jpg|5 November 2025
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Birdie]] - her (worse) descendant
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Taking Down ED]]

== External Links ==
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chocolatechilla/ Chocolatechilla on FA] – Semi-Active. Her main current account.
*[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ Firefagon] – Her origonal devianTART page, created on [[September 11]]th, 2005. It was here were the lulz began back in early 2007, but she abandoned it in 2012. Briefly she returned in 2015 to make a comment before abandoning it again. Now most content has been deleted. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20060216232913/http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ First Archive])
** [http://chocolatechilla.deviantart.com/ moved to Chocolatechilla on DA] – No brain activity since 2022. Most recent post was in 2021, most recent comment is from 2022.
*[http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net/ Her Storm Artists account] – Closed. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20080101042919/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20120126043339/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ Last Functional Archive])
*<strike>[http://fddcave.deviantart.com/ Her TOP SECRET dA] ban evasion [[sockpuppet|account]].</strike> baleeted.
*<s>[http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]].</s> Baleeted.
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/firedarkdragon Her fagaffinity account] – Abandoned in 2012.
*The [[TL;DR]] [https://archive.ph/VLvQR version of story] (includes drama and insults) Link restored.
*[http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=queenFDD Her neopets account] DISABLED hurf durf
*fddfiredark@hotmail.com Firefurfadragon msn
*[http://zithedragon.deviantart.com/ Zithedragon's devianTART page.] another furfaggot in luv with the queen of the lulz firefurfadragon. (Inactive since 2018, also it is unclear how Zi is related to FDD.)
*[https://archive.is/wip/gPKkO E621 Results]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/search?q=chocolatechilla&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all Plebbit results for "Chocolatechilla"]
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=chocolatechilla&page=1 Archive gallery])
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=firedarkdragon&page=1 Older archive gallery])

===Fanart For FDD===
*[https://archive.is/Qx71Z]
*[https://archive.is/xUnLi]
*[https://archive.is/Qtuu0]
*[https://archive.is/1V6Kk]
*[https://archive.is/9YFLw]
*[https://archive.is/VARWT]
*[https://archive.is/JjmXB]
*[https://archive.is/qCO3P]
*[https://archive.is/lnL9r]
*[https://archive.is/xBYyM]
*[https://archive.is/jRmFW]
*[https://archive.is/uUbq8]
*[https://archive.is/YsCdf]
*[https://archive.is/OQtWo]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/diamondscythe/art/firedarkdragon-81131882]
*[https://archive.is/rX0X7]
*[https://archive.is/9b6LD]
*[https://archive.is/Bwdk5]
*[https://archive.is/tUiQ5]
*[https://archive.is/bkCbm]
*[https://archive.is/rhRTy]

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Firedarkdragon

2026-04-23T00:39:05Z

LordGrimThInvincible: hmm

{{Play Nice}}
{{watch}} 
{{weeaboo}}

[[Image:Firedarkdragon-rule34-final.jpg|center]]

[[Image:IDIOT FDD by firedarkdragon.jpg|right|thumb|Self defeating furfag FTW]]

[[Image:FDDLuvsReality2.png|thumb|And she supports an [[realitysquared|A+ admin]]!]]

[[Image:FDD kisses ass.jpg|thumb|And she's made a slashfic comic with herself and [[Lolly]].]]

[[Firedarkdragon]] is your typical deviantART [[furfag]], but with a twist. As most [[furfags]] love cutesy, fuzzy things with five penises, this one instead likes gore, violence, and blood (with, of course, five penises). Someone's [[Hugbox|mommy didn't hug them enough]], either that or daddy [[rape|raped]] someone a bit too much. A fine example of your super popular [[furfag]], the only reason they are popular is they have no life and do nothing but spam shitty art for their friends and themselves to try and make each others [[butthurt]] go away. What they do not realize is, no amount of shitty art will make things better. Not Even Doom Music.

== dA Shenanigans ==
[[Image:Firefagonwut.jpg|left|thumb|Certainly not a fantard.]]

[[Image:Firefagonartsitup.jpg|right|thumb|Because this has never been done before.]]

Firefurfagon is very popular on deviantART as she caters to the demands of the site in spades: [[Angst]], [[Furries]], [[Anime]], [[Yiff]]ing, [[Emos]], [[Faggotry]], and last but certainly not least, stupidity. Her skill at trend-whoring is so epic that only a few artists can surpass her. [[Zeriara]] and [[Snapesnogger]] come to mind. God forbid she ever starts [[rape|raping]] the ''[[Lion King]]'' or ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandoms.

Also, she loves playing the victim: [[Internet_drama|"I have no friends, I am alone, I waste all my time in a computer screen, baaaaaaaah!!!!11!!1!"]]

She is very active on dA and has many clubs which she belongs to and many friends all over the world.
* The [http://caboostdragon.deviantart.com/ 13 year old boy] who treats furfagon as his [[yiff|cocksheath]].
* <s>Her [[alleged]] [http://kecharana.deviantart.com/ daughter], product of rape? PROBABLY!</s> deactivated.
* [http://krystalthewolf.deviantart.com/ GRANDDAUGHTER?] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?
* Her own [http://fdd-fans.deviantart.com/ fanclub] made of equal parts fail and aids.
* Another [http://xmarilynmansonclubx.deviantart.com/ club] she belongs to. So hXc, Now defunct
*<s>Plus a [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/14196626/#comments/ tl;dr journal] that nobody in their right mind would actually read. (and if you try to click on the link to sign some "hate ED petition", you get photobucket! lulz!!)</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. It got AIDS and died.
 

Fuhduhduh draws dragons because:
*''Dragons are much more [[emo|emotional]] than humans.
*''Dragons have never been scientifically proven, so no one can tell you [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|you're doin' it wrong]].
*''No other animal can have its tail constantly on fire like a [[Pokemon]].
*''"[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU, IMMA DRAGON]]".

[[Image:FDD EMO ART.jpg|thumb|center|500px|<big><big><big><big>'''CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THEM WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL'''</big></big></big></big>]]

== LOL RAEP DRAMAS ==
<s>Breaking news: [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11458494/ The DA journal about it]</s> BALEETED! The screencaps below will have to do.

Recently, furfagon has been moar and moar suicidal. At the present time, we are unsure if this is related to [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] but we are keeping our ears to our intarnets. I'll let the journals tell the story.

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Of course, Luz (more like Lulz, amirite?) thought the best thing to do when you get raped is log in to your DA, post a journal about it! Don't forget to answer with crying smilies without any bit of explanation to whoever comments on your journal. Outcome: Hundreds of free pageviews. And as any deviantARTlet can tell you, pageviews = liquid sex.

The most lulz-worthy quote:
{{Quote|how id wish to be crushed by a car...damnit ;_; 
btw: i was raped for [[Asking_for_it|3rd time]] by the same guy :depressed: 
my C, when will u save me??? im dying ;_;|Firedarkdragon}}

=== The Imaginary Rapist Dies ===

[[Image:Fddrapistdies.jpg|thumb|left|HOW CONVENIEEEEEEEEEEENT]]

*On Wednesday Jan 24, 2007, 9:16 AM firefagon broke the news that her favorite [[hugbox]] inducing medium had just passed away in this [http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11550426/ journal]. The rapist, who remains unnamed (which is surprising given firfagon's history of naming people who shouldn't be), met with vigilante justice sometime recently. This is both hilarious and sad, as we have searched as many news networks websites, and have found ZERO news on any rapists, or murdering of a rapist in the Argentine region of the world.

{{Quote|i was in my building`s door watching all, 
''but i never imagined the guy was dead, 
''all i can guess is those ppl hitted him to death. 
|Firedarkdragon}}

*We have concluded that flamingdouchedrinker has made up the whole [[drama]] about being [[rape]]d just to garner attention from people. We have a picture of her, and she is no prize, other than the fact that she is apparently easy to [[rape]] repeatedly. Also, to any rapist in her area, she believes she is a dragon and the queen of [[England | hell]]; if you do manage to [[rape]] her, please take pictures and make sure they end up on the [[Fox News | major news networks.]] It sure is convenient that her would-be assailant has been slain, because now he won't have to answer for his crimes in a court of law! South America isn't known for it's legal process but it probably isn't just a bunch of guys with spears grunting at each other. Now with no rapist, how will fuckingdongdevourer create [[emo]] journals where she is the victim? We have no idea either, but we will keep you up to date on what imaginary problem strikes this [[furfag]] next.

I killed him lawls

== Reaction to ED ==

[[Image:Fire sets them up the pain series.jpg|thumb|left|The original reaction to ED. Not lulzy at all. But...]]

[[Image:Fdd-condensed-journal.jpg|thumb|right|Two edits later, at least 100 of her friends are exposed to the [[Pain Series]].]]

[[Image:FirefagonfindsED.jpg|right|thumb|<s>Have we been found out?</s> No, this was just her being stupid.]]

*At first firefagon was very happy about her article on ED, for someone who is so constantly depressed, and being raped, it absolutely brightened her day! As that was not [[lulz|lulzy]] at all, the mastermind behind this article had to do something drastic. This editor noticed that she was linking directly to this page. A plan was sired. The editor quickly slapped the [[Pain Series]] template on the top of the page in the hopes that her fanbrats would follow the link to HORROR! And the fantards did click it, and they are now ruined for life and seek shelter in their [[hugbox|hugboxes]] from the horrors that are the intarnets.

*The best part was that firefagon edited this journal, not once, BUT TWICE, and DID NOT REMOVE THE LINK TO THE PAIN SERIES or even warn her moron fans until the end of her [[tl;dr]] journal. One of the terms in the [[deviantART]] TOS is: NO LINKING TO PORN. As the editor was sadly not around for the [[lulz|drama]] he only has reports of the [[furry]]'s friends commenting "OMG FDD!! THAT WEBSITE IS HORABLEZ! IMMA REPORT U!". Many lulz were gleaned.

*So many lulz were had that firefaggot will become [[an hero]], at least for a little while. MOAR ON THAT SOON!

=== [[An Hero]] ===

Gallery of [[Hugbox]] and [[fail]]:

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Image:Fddhugboxheader.jpg|Bring on the [[butthurt]].
Image:FddhugboxGO.jpg|I better violate TOS somemore lol!
Image:Fddhugbox1.jpg|Your strength will overcome their proof!
Image:Fddhugbox2.jpg|This journal is srs biznas.
Image:Fddhugbox3.jpg|[[Furry]] Logic.
Image:Fddhugbox4.jpg|Halp report innocent people plz.
Image:Fddhugbox5.jpg|No caption can do this one justice.
</gallery>

=== Not An Hero ===
[[Image:Ffd-not-an-hero.jpg|thumb|left|Like Jesus, only [[moar]] [[faggotry]]]][[Image:Ffd-counter-crusaide.jpg|thumb|right|A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!]]
Unfortunately, firebushfagon is not [[an hero]]. She decided what was best for her [[fags|friends]] was to stay and fight the [[lulz|tyranny]] that was befalling her. She has posted several things, and has started an epic war on the today page of DeviantART. As of this writing we are unsure of what is happening, but we do have pictures.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ journal] in question.</s> BALEETED!

 

=== A [[lolcow|LoLCow]] Reborn! ===
[[Image:Fddbacklash.jpg|thumb|left|Warning, you will not be able to un-read this.]]
FuhDuhDuh has been feeling the pressure as of late. All of her [[faggotry]] has started to catch up with her, as now when she posts journals people are second guessing her. Not everyone is taking her seriously, and this is a great win for most of the internets. We can see from her [[butthurt|journal]] that she is specifically angered by [[ED]], again yet another win for the tubes. Besides calling out [[ED]] to come duke it out with her in person (I believe the RAPE APE is doing this on our behalf anyway) she is also reporting on [[lulz|lulzy]] [[butthurt|hilarity]] that has befallen her in her lifetime. Not only has she been repeatedly [[asking for it|raped]], she has seen her at least two (2) of her immediate family members killed, and has even seen the gunshot wound. This, coming from Fuhduhduh is most likely more emo bullshit, but it could, in fact, be true. If it is, [[lulz]]. If it's not; [[emo]] [[faggotry]], then [[lulz]].

 
'''Some choice excerpts from the journal of mindrape:'''

{{Quote|you are going too far with all this, why do u dso this?????? my best friend died and i have to be happy and bouncing??????| Fuhduhduh}}

{{Quote|im depressed for this lost, is the 3rd time i see someone dying!!!!! my father was the 1st, my other uncle was the 2nd and i had to see his '''dead body in the floor with a shoot in the head'''!!!!!!| Fuhduhduh}}

UPDATE: However, ironically, her current signature is:

{{Quote|Ha Ha!! you r ded" (insert point and laugh emoticon here)|[[Hypocrite|Hypocritical]] bitchfag}}

'''So of course faggotdickdipper deleted this latest journal of [[lulz]]'''. Notice how it wasn't even linked to, we knew it wouldn't be there for long. But while it was up, it generated prime [[lulz]]. Several things happened in the [[lulz]] category,: the first set of comments was mostly [[asspat|asspats]] and kisses, but then came some weird user who thinks Captain Planet is awesome, who started fucking with her shit. Because of the shit that was started, the journal landed on dA's Today page, and that's when the [[lulz]] rolled in. [[Troll|Trolls]], Admins, [[emos]] and [[fags]] all took part, and in the end, they caused the poor little [[lolcow]] to delete yet another journal. While most of the [[lulz]] were lost in the deletion, we did manage to save a few of the more entertaining lulz.

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Image:Fddcprulz.jpg|Why anyone would argue with [[furries]] is beyond me.
Image:Fddepsychiatrist.jpg|ePsychiatrist visits fuhduhduh.
Image:Fddmurderbyhits.jpg|MURDERED YOU BY HITS!!!!!
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{{Quote|and all this internet issues are for encyclopedia dramatica's fault, my article is maybe the bigest one, they take info all the time about me and all what i do, they chase me as if i were a criminal, no matter if i say something good, bad, or random....that site is ilegal, they have no right to play like that with ppl's feelings....| [[unwarranted self importance|Firefagon thinking she has the biggest article on ED]]}} 

=== Fuhduhduh's army comes to [[ED]] ===
Furfagon has been noticeably less of a [[lolcow]] in recent days, most likely it is due to the advisement of the DeviantART staff during her [[ban]] trial where she [[asking for it|sucked everyones dick]] just to avoid punishment, then wrote about it in her journal how she found new rapists to keep her [[Centipede filled vagina|self]] happy. But while she has been quiet on the dA front, we are aware of firefagon insurgents getting accounts on [[ED]]; most likely through [[email]] as they are all probably too stupid to understand [[irc]]. So far, two blankers have attacked this page and both have been dealt with appropriately, but if you are feeling vengeful you could go to [[User:Lulzfortehsoul]] and/or [[User:Xdstupidnoobdx]] and leave the furfags what they deserve. Your ever vigilant [[User:Sokevinsays|RAPE SPIDER]] will defend this page until firefagon is raped on national television.

== War am Declared ==
[[Image:caps-lock-fury.jpg|thumb|left|CRUISE CONTROL ON CAPTAIN]]
[[Image:EPIC JOURNAL.jpg|right|thumb|Intarnets is srs bisns]]
In the wee hours of January 18th 2007, the editor of the article set in motion the epic war which is currently plastered all over DeviantARTs today page. There are now 4 journals dedicated to this war:
*Firefagon's [[hugbox]] <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11479173/ Journal]</s> BALEETED!
*BadFurDay's counter <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/journal/11477488/ Journal]</s> Baleeted due to B&
*ShadowGamers'<s> tribute and proof [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/11477185/ Journal]</s> Baleeted bdue to B&
*Firefagon's COUNTER ATTACK <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ Journal]</s> lol also BALEETED!

[[Image:Emptythreats.JPG|left|thumb|As trolls invade her journal, a fantard of FDD is here to remind them that the internet is srs bisns]]

So now all of DeviantART has to deal with this shit, and of course, trolls have found which side is the easier to exploit, so many lulz are coming rolling in. The important thing to note is how firefagon's journal is different from the one at the top of this page. Seems like she does care if she is banned, because why else would you take a personal attack out of your journal? Also, the editor has captured many [[lulz]] worthy screencaps of [[faggotry]] and [[fail]] so expect those in the next update. More on this situation as it develops.

Link to the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11481935/ EPIC ATTACK] Journal.</s> Sensing a pattern?

Reactions contained in response to firefagons EPIC ATTACK JOURNAL:
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Image:Ffdattackresponse3.jpg|Cruise Control for Cool, MIRITE?
Image:Ffdattackresponse2.jpg|U R NOT M FRIEND
Image:Ffdattackresponse1.jpg|Some logic and some [[troll]]ing!
Image:Ffdattackresponse4.jpg|Looks like some one cares about [[ED]] now.
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=== The Aftermath ===
Some time between January 18th and the 19th, 2007 Firefagon had her ENTIRE GALLERY of [[shitty art]] and [[furry]] [[faggotry]] deleted. It is not yet known if this was her decision or the decision of the [[Nazis|dA Staff]], but what we do know is the staff was responsible for the deletion of 70 or more of her so called artworks.

After the mass delete, a new account was found, [http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]], which not only had her real name, and her original user name, but also the same icon as the original account. We here at [[ED]] believe the account was created because firefagon's original [[sockpuppet]] was already called out, and would no longer be of any use if she wished to hide. However, several users informed [[ED]] of the developement, and when we went to check in on the situation, we were greeted by a massive [[troll]]. The [[troll]] told us, "Firefagon attempted to hide after the massive attack she preformed against helpless users, we can not allow this to happen. If you are going to act like a retard on the internet, you will be judged accordingly and will not be able to hide, we are always watching." The attack landed firefagon back on the today page of DeviantART so we assume this was the goal of the trolls, to make sure everyone knew about this new [[sockpuppet]]. Also, it should be noted that if firefagon was to switch primarily to the new account, she would be wasting 6 months of subscription time; this alone has generated many [[lulz]]. It is now baleeted.

Images of the Aftermath:

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Image:FddTroll1.jpg|Someone angered the RAPE-APE
Image:FddTroll2.jpg|Typical Troll response
Image:FddTroll3.jpg|We have no idea what this is
Image:FddTroll4.jpg|C'thulhu? Is that you?
Image:FddTroll5.jpg|lol
Image:FddTroll6.jpg|WATCH OUT, IT'S AN E-LAYWER
Image:FddTroll7.jpg|Even more trolling
Image:FddTroll8.jpg|I think they made their point
</gallery>

=== Her Army of Fanbrats ===
In a reaction to firefagons [[an hero]] status, and to her [[hugbox]] journal, her army of morons is attacking an innocent user. They believe he has reported firefagons artwork for gore, or art theft or something. Too bad it was really a [[sick fuck]] DeviantARTLET named [http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/ shadowfag]. He is N THAR JOURNAL, FUCKIN DER SHITS, but I don't think they are smart enough to understand unbroken english. Anyway, on with the rape of [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]:

Watch out [[snapesnogger]], this [[furfag]]'s army could give yours a run for its money:

{{Quote2|you got what you anted you got her off deviantart thorw a party I don't care you all on this site suck get over you're self you removed her now you should shut up and eat you're nuts loser|Jackshow||color=silver|size=360%}}

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If you are a DeviantARTLET, you could go to <s>[http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s home page and just go nuts with reporting. I am sure that will win you an award of some kind. As it turns out, most of the ATTACKERS were suspended for their [[faggotry]]. Go give BadFurDay e-props for winning DeviantART.</s> Nigga dun got banned. :<

=== The Banhammer Falls ===

As the helpdesk starts to answer [http://badfurday.deviantart.com/ BadFurDay]'s harrasment reports, users who trolled his page are getting banned one by one. 
Here is a list of B&d users:
*<s>[http://cyrilguardian.deviantart.com/ CyrilGuardian]</s> Has returned, but will it last?
*<s>[http://zozzyangel.deviantart.com/ zozzyangel]</s> banned, other accounts on suspension.
*<s>[http://phoenixsashes.deviantart.com/ PhoenixsAshes]</s> Returned, sadly.
*<s>[http://cheapsexandcocaine.deviantart.com/ CheapSexAndCocaine]</s> No longer active, but her sock puppet sure is.
*<s>[http://lastblackdragon.deviantart.com/ LastBlackDragon]</s> Back from suspension, unfortunately.

Despite all the proof gathered by members of the site, Firefagon has not been banned. We here at ED are very confused as to why this is. We here at ED have seen Senior members (Basically a special douche bag, or former staff member) suspended for merely disagreeing with a core staff member, meanwhile, some furry fuck subscriber breaks about 4 or 5 major rules of the TOS and gets off with a mere gallery deletion. See petition section below for the link to help her [[GTFO]] the internet permanently.

==== Suspended Users Ban Evading ====

Please: whoever wrote this bit of the article, get your facts right faggot. LULZUFAILMATE. GO LURK MOAR.
For I am the one who bought you moar drama concerning Amuria and Ramy. LEARN2READPLZ.

==[[An Hero]] AGAIN!==
[[Image:Fuhduhduh an hero.jpg|left|thumb|I wonder if she lost her iPod]]Well, faggotydiaperdevourer didn't get very much attention from her last journal about being a complete and utter [[douchebag]], and with out her imaginary [[rape|rapist]] to help her get pageviews and [[asspat|asspats]], she has resorted to the most drastic measure of all, <s>[[suicide]]</s> faking cutting yourself, and claiming your family beat the shit out of you for doing it. If you would like to see the suicide note, please see the images to the left, as the <s>[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/journal/11611729/ journal] will probably be deleted.</s> BALEETED! [[Snapesnogger]] beware! FURFAGON IS HERE!

[[Image:Fddsuicidenote.jpg|left|thumb|Some one got a visit from the RAPE APE]]<s>So that leaves one question; [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|who will take care of her neopets?]]</s> It seems she isn't quite dead yet, so she will still be able to take care of her neopets, YAY! Please help us by patrolling the dA tubes, in case a [[sockpuppet|Fuhduhduh sock]] appears anywhere that we don't already know about, or in case one of her [[fangirls|lovers or demonspawn]] posts a journal informing us of further developments.

===Damn this bitch sucks at killing herself===
[[Image:Fddnotdeadyet.jpg|right|thumb|A nice beating is great after attempted suicide!]] As of Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 8:07 AM Fuhduhduh is back on devianTART [[retarded|alive]] and [[gay|well]]. Although, all is not sunshine and kittens for the self proclaimed queen of hell. After attempting to kill herself by slitting her wrists (the bitch probably goes across the street, not down the road), she was found by her family who proceeded to do what any loving family would do in that situation; PROMPTLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER. Now, knowing fuckdipdick's sense for lying and dramatics, we can safely assume that nothing is wrong, and that she is most likely holding out for moar pageviews. She did tell us about a mysterious note she received, that it turns out was written by [[user:Birthmother|RAPE-APE]], it reads:
 
{{Quote|this is what you deserve: 
''YOU PRETEND TO BE A VICTIM 
''TO GET ATTENTION 
''I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF RAPE 
''THIS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU QUIT OR DIE| a mysterious note}}

===Heartbreak===
[[Image:Fddbreakup.jpg|left|thumb|SCANDAL!]] On Tuesday Jan 30, 2007, 10:36 AM, roughly 2 hours after furfagon's return to the internet from [[fake|certain]] [[suicide]], she posted another journal about how her e-boyfriend who lives [[over 9000]] miles away has dumped her. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it's because you keep getting raped and trying to commit suicide. I know those are huge turn ons for some guys, but I just can't handle it. Maybe her e-boyfriend realized what a [[lolcow]] his supply of internet pussy has always been, but re-examining the situation, this is probably fake too. I'll bet you 10 internets that they get back together before too long; if firefagon can conquer suicide 5 times, how can one man's rejections stop her?

===Journal Deletions===
Furfagon is now in a happy mood because all her problems were fake. Well, except for the fact that her [[13 year old]] boy friend has e-dumped her, and the fact that the internet in general hates her. She has become such a [[lolcow]] that she is a prime raid target. She makes journals which are all lies, gets all her friends to give her ass pats, then she deletes them and say "whoops, my bad. I don't really feel bad, and none of that stuff really happened. Tee-hee!" But usually in completely broken english. If you consider yourself a friend of fuhduhduh, ask yourself, "why do I put up with these lies and this bullshit?" The answer is because you are [[stupid]] and weak. Maybe if you realized your hero is an [[emo]] [[lolcow]], you would stop being her [[hugbox]] and she would [[suicide|kill herself]] for real. In her current journal she says, "fuck you haters" more or less. That's nice [[retard]], we know you have [[AIDS]] and that you live to spread it, that's why we are here to stop you. Today's happy journal will probably be replaced with some [[bullshit]] about her getting [[rape]]d by a caveman or something.

==Editor's Note==

Also, Firefagon, in case you are reading this; I am not BadFurDay, I am someone [[Anonymous|completely different and unknown]] to you. I think you are an incredible moron and should be kicked in the head repeatedly until that cum-stain you call a brain activates. English may not be your first language, but that does not give you the right to be a colossal [[douchebag]] to people who can't speak [[Mexican|wetback]]. Die in a fire. --The Editor

'''Editorial Assistant's Note:'''

The Queen of Hell will not so easily succumb to dying in fire! She will rise from teh ashes and WREAK HAVOC on you mortals with [[DivineAngel]] until she realises what an [[emo]] shit she is and commits suicide another twenty seven times! --Atomic Betty; furry hater

==Sub-editor's Note==

Several EDiots have taken it upon themselves to patrol dA, in an endless quest for all
the lusers who are lulz worthy and mentioned on this hallowed tome. They will report
back if they find new sockpuppets or in fact, new lulz-worthy targets. Watch this space.

== Remove FuhDuhDuh From DeviantArt Petition ==

{{STOP|sign this petition, for the lulz. Also, cocks. Nevermind, link is dead because ED can't maintain anything to save it's life.}}

[http://petitionspot.com/petitions/fddrag/ Get FlamingDickDrinker off the internet]😵😵😵

== Mandatory [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Fresh Prince]] Song ==

You knew it was [[truth|coming]], because FagDoucheDragon is [[an hero|an fool]].

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<pre>
Now this is a story all about how my
E-Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I'm about to start
About my story of how I 'came queen of DeviantART

In west Argentina born and raised
On deviantART is where I spent most of my days
Drama whorin', whinin', bitchin', all cool
And all violating some dA policies like an fool
When a couple of assholes, they were bein' a sage
Started makin' trouble on my userpage
They reported one little pic and I got pissed
"Maybe I should put those haters all in a list"

I whistled for a fanbase and when it came near
The comments had "we luv u fdd" and patted my rear
If anything I could say that these fans weren't wise
But then I said, "Well, it'll do. Now troll these guys!"

I logged in to my account about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the haters "Yo holmes flame ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I could finally start
To sit on my throne as queen of deviantART
</pre>
</div>

== The Fududududududududududursona File ==

So much [[rape|raep]], so many dead people. [[Some argue]] Fuhduhduh just made everything up for the [[Attention Whore|attention]]. 
I did some researches and found indications for the attention-theory: 

===Furdurdur and school systems===

[https://web.archive.org/web/20060519092942/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portada This] is some encyclopedia in which Furdurdur [https://web.archive.org/web/20141207115416/http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Usuario:Firedarkdragon has an account], what is shown by her <s>[http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagen:Firedarkdragon.gif uploading a FDD-Picture]</s> which was baleeted. Her profile contains a third-person otherkin-autobiography, stating she was born in 2989 and other clever things.
By google-translating the text in her profile this passage is unrevealed:</s> 
{{Quote|In the Secondary one, one left to an institute in the neighborhood of Murcia where human call made contact with the enemy with a variant race cani, it obtained graduated his in E.S.O., and it left that well to study Computer science, to specialize later in Graphical Design.|FuhDuhDuh}}

So, what's the problem here?

Maybe, that '''Argentina doesn't have E.S.O.''', but [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Argentina#Characteristics Polimodal/Escuela secundaria]. E.S.O. is the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Spain#Educaci.C3.B3n_Secundaria_.28Secondary_School.29 spanish secondary school].

Maybe poor Furdurdur thought Argentina was exactly like spain, as they already have the same official language.

[http://dantiscus.deviantart.com/ Dantiscus] is a [[furfag|guy]] from [[ Spain]].

==Crazy Bitch is Tired of Your Trolling==
[[Image:FDDinternettoughguy.jpg|thumb|Summary: [[Diaperfur|BAAAAAWWWWW]]]]
Fuhduhduh announced today that she is sick of all you haters out there. Attacking her, sending death threats, turning her [[furfag]] friends against her. So sick in fact that she did something so revolutionary, so mighty, that all you [[troll]]s will want, nay, HAVE to stop attacking her. What did she do? Posted another lulzy journal, [[lulz|thats what]]. Oh man, it must be that [[PMS|time of the month]]. [[Furfag]] needs her [[asspat|asspats]] like she needs [[rape|a good cock down the throat]]. And like a fat kid to a cinnamon roll, her army of [[furfags]] came and delivered. The best parts of the journal are where she tries to justify and/or defend herself from issues pointed out by this very article. That makes us here at [[ED]] very happy indeed. Keep on truckin' [[anonymous|anon]]. [[Rape]] that bitch until she [[an hero|kills herself]]. Update (as of July 19 2007) it seems Fuhduhduh has found hapieness. This must end immediatly!!!!!!!! (troll plz)

==Update to make this article look less outdated and shitty==

ED is one of those websites with only around 60 active users, so there are many articles that can go years with no update, even if the person an article is about is still active online.

They abandoned DA for furaffinity, changed their username to chocolatechilla, mostly retired the original dark serpent sona in exchange for a chilla with similar coloration, and changed their claimed nationality from Argentinian to Lithuanian.

In February 2018 FDD took a shoulder injury while doing combat with another dragon. They were fighting over a dead deer carcass. Someone claiming to be FDD's husband made a post about it on her account.[https://archive.is/EBVib]

On October 17, 2019, FDD started flying with their wings to [[Lithuania]]. Despite the attack of an unfathomable aberration from beyond (stomach bug), FDD made a successful landing in Lithuania on the 19th.[https://archive.is/qS4Sr]

Every drawing posted by FDD prior to 4 September 2008 has been deleted, you will need archives and reposts in order to see those. FDD also deleted most of the fanart she made, including most of her MLP fanart. Fanart, especially for MLP, tends to be shallow goyslop though, so that is probably for the best.

Even drawing rape, necrophilia, and gore is more productive to society than drawing MLP fanart.

(Although to be fair FDD no longer draws necrophilia or rape either, It don't turn FDD on no more.)[https://archive.is/5nVW3]

As of "now"(2025), FDD does still post art, but not as much as she used to, and she continues to favorite things, so she is still alive.

FDD has nearly 4k fans on FA and nearly 2k fans on each of her two abandoned DA accounts.

They mostly stay out of drama in the present day. That is good for their mental health, but it does make for a somewhat less interesting story.

Second Update: Today, September 11, 2025, is her 20th anniversary of creating her first DeviantArt page, so make sure to go and wish her a happy cyberspace birthday!

In late 2025 she joined a plebbit project called r/indigowizard. Basically: furry art plus gore videos. Alas, it was short lived. The (((admins))) of reddit shut the subreddit down on December 1st, 2025, and sent their furry butts right back over the river to [[Watchpeopledie.tv]].[https://archive.is/https://www.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/*][https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://old.reddit.com/r/indigowizard*]

==Gallery (wip)==

<center><gallery>
File:FDDGRAVEYARD.jpg|4 September 2008
File:Threeheadedbluedragon.jpg|29 August 2011
File:FDDJeff.jpg|15 September 2020
File:ChocolatechillaPainter.png
File:FDDVORE1.jpg
File:GermanyKills90MillionWhites.jpg
File:FDDBloodMunch.jpeg
File:FDDBearTrapSex.png
File:FDDBoykisser.png
File:FDDAztecMoment.png
File:FDDVORE2.jpeg
File:FeastOfTheDragons.jpg|4 February 2023
File:SmokeDragonAndChilla.jpg|5 November 2025
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Birdie]] - her (worse) descendant
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Taking Down ED]]

== External Links ==
*[https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chocolatechilla/ Chocolatechilla on FA] – Semi-Active. Her main current account.
*[http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ Firefagon] – Her origonal devianTART page, created on [[September 11]]th, 2005. It was here were the lulz began back in early 2007, but she abandoned it in 2012. Briefly she returned in 2015 to make a comment before abandoning it again. Now most content has been deleted. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20060216232913/http://firedarkdragon.deviantart.com/ First Archive])
** [http://chocolatechilla.deviantart.com/ moved to Chocolatechilla on DA] – No brain activity since 2022. Most recent post was in 2021, most recent comment is from 2022.
*[http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net/ Her Storm Artists account] – Closed. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20080101042919/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20120126043339/http://firedarkdragon.storm-artists.net:80/ Last Functional Archive])
*<strike>[http://fddcave.deviantart.com/ Her TOP SECRET dA] ban evasion [[sockpuppet|account]].</strike> baleeted.
*<s>[http://queenfdd.deviantart.com/ QueenFDD]: Her fresh new [[sockpuppet]].</s> Baleeted.
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/firedarkdragon Her fagaffinity account] – Abandoned in 2012.
*The [[TL;DR]] [https://archive.ph/VLvQR version of story] (includes drama and insults) Link restored.
*[http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=queenFDD Her neopets account] DISABLED hurf durf
*fddfiredark@hotmail.com Firefurfadragon msn
*[http://zithedragon.deviantart.com/ Zithedragon's devianTART page.] another furfaggot in luv with the queen of the lulz firefurfadragon. (Inactive since 2018, also it is unclear how Zi is related to FDD.)
*[https://archive.is/wip/gPKkO E621 Results]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/IndigoWizard/search?q=chocolatechilla&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all Plebbit results for "Chocolatechilla"]
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=chocolatechilla&page=1 Archive gallery])
*[https://furarchiver.net/Artist/Gallery?artist=firedarkdragon&page=1 Older archive gallery])

===Fanart For FDD===
*[https://archive.is/Qx71Z]
*[https://archive.is/xUnLi]
*[https://archive.is/Qtuu0]
*[https://archive.is/1V6Kk]
*[https://archive.is/9YFLw]
*[https://archive.is/VARWT]
*[https://archive.is/JjmXB]
*[https://archive.is/qCO3P]
*[https://archive.is/lnL9r]
*[https://archive.is/xBYyM]
*[https://archive.is/jRmFW]
*[https://archive.is/uUbq8]
*[https://archive.is/YsCdf]
*[https://archive.is/OQtWo]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/diamondscythe/art/firedarkdragon-81131882]
*[https://archive.is/rX0X7]
*[https://archive.is/9b6LD]
*[https://archive.is/Bwdk5]
*[https://archive.is/tUiQ5]
*[https://archive.is/bkCbm]
*[https://archive.is/rhRTy]

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Jason Thomas Nichols

2026-04-20T16:38:42Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Damn, ED has fallen to the point where anything that trends on shitter gets an article.... I miss ol' ED.

{{stub}}
{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest [[Reddit]]-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...

==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center|700px]]

===After breaking inside===
<center><youtube>c42d9waGf4k</youtube></center>

==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog on the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. Once he was in the residence, Jason would then start opening up closet doors looking for a likely nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her) and yelling for a "Victor" (also potentially nonexistent). After a tense standoff between Jason and the homeowner, the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

Overzealous Reddit mod, or psychotic breakdown? You be the judge.

==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows?!?

==Images==
{{cg|Wojason Gallery|wojasongallery|center|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
File:jasongemalert.gif
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
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==Videos==

{{center|{{frame|{{fv|JasonThomasNichols|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>64yY4ga0sgQ</youtube>Wasn't Me — Billy Cobb|
}}|border=#222|background=#3a3a3a}}}}

==See More==
* [[Jason]] — see the other deranged Jasons
* [[Postal]]
* [[Patrick Crusius]]

==Links==
* {{kf|243327|"Where is your daughter!?" - Jason Thomas Nichols}}
* {{Reddit|Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at|More video from the "Reddit Mod Freaks Out at Neighbor" video}} — raw indoor camera directly from the home owner (via a redditor friend)
* {{Facebook|jason.nichols.92798072|Jason Bluejay Nichols}}
* [https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w== Solano County inmate search for NICHOLS, JASON THOMAS] ([https://archive.is/LNvk9 archive])

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2026-04-20T02:16:39Z

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Drug

2026-04-19T21:56:05Z

LordGrimThInvincible: new video;

[[Image:Stash3.jpg|link=|center|400px]]
 
[[Image:Holyshittrippinballsawesome.gif|frame|Drugs are pretty [[awesome]].]]
[[Image:Holy shit im tripping balls.jpg|thumb|Like wow, man.]]
[[Image:Wtf201.jpg|thumb|This makes sense when you are on drugs.]]
[[Image:Antidrugbooty.jpg|thumb|It's even better on drugs]]
[[Image:Real_mario_close.jpg‎|thumb|This is why you never do [[meth]].]]
[[Image:Coke for kids.gif|thumb|These were popular among kids [[no more than 99]] years ago.]]
[[Image:michaelkbrandow.jpg|thumb|[[Lie|This man is definitely not on drugs.]]]]

According to a [[Wikipedia|very reliable source]], a '''drug''' is any chemical substance which changes normal body function. While [[Truth|drugs are used by nearly everyone]] and being high is a hoot and a holler, the discussion of drugs is the source of much [[drama]] on the [[Interbutts]].

The drama generally starts with drug users who [[Spam|post while high]], and [[whine]] endlessly about [[Shit nobody cares about|the legalization and decriminalization]] of [[Jenkem|their drug of choice]]. Their reasons range from the general [[truth|harmlessness]] of being stoned to their beliefs that tripping balls provides [[retard|legitimate cognitive benefits]], as opposed to simply [[truth|being fun]]. These morons generally piss off the rest of the druggie community (the ones with functional nervous systems, at least) by making them all look like ignorant burn-outs.

On the opposite end of the spectrum are those who [[Anti-lulz|hate drugs]]; these types claim to not see [[fun|the point]] of taking a drug, regardless of it being harmful or not and regardless of the fact they they most likely chain-smoke and are alcoholic, coffee addicts, who chronically [[masturbate]] to their child [[porn]]. Despite the glaring hypocrisy, these upstanding citizens are too burnt out from their mentally onerous worship of social fascism to even acknowledge their own [[cognitive dissonance]]. Dr. Park N. Stones has studied this phenomenon and claims that these people are either lamers, [[larpers]], [[underage B&]]s, [[troll]]s, [[fundies]], [[straight edge]]rs, or people that took Reefer Madness way too seriously. Particularly in the United States the [[Christians]] fear that if people, especially children, started to do drugs then they would turn away from [[bullshit|religion]] and there simply would not be enough adolescent semen for their [[idiot|Evangelical]] overlords to guzzle. Furthermore, the subset of these [[morons|geniuses]] that are not trolling are the same people responsible for the [[war on drugs]] as well as the genocide in [[Darfur]].

A special mention should be given to sXer's, who tend to view themselves as analogues of John Wayne and therefore TOO independent and self-sustaining to ever rely on chemicals, you weakling. A MAN IS NOT AN ISLAND. Channeling the snide countenance of Vegeta and acting like they have reached the height of Darwinian perfection, they walk stolidly into their giant parties of disaffected whiny youth DRUG-FREE. To these folks, drugs are an anathema. On the other hand, insidious bitching about a harmless toker or wishing genuine violence on a contrived archenemy alliance of potsmokers/rapists/atheists is considered a healthy social activity.

== Drugs → Creativity → WIN ==

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[[File:OZZYXMAS2015.jpg|thumb|[http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a7739/ozzy-osbourne-health-061610/ Ozzy is literally a supermutant rock star thanks to drugs]. ]]
Just ask [[Bad Trip|William S. Burroughs]] who thanks to the inhibition canceling power of drugs has caused 90% of people who have read him to fear the three words '''TIN OF VASELINE''', [[Cyberpunk|Philip K Dick]], and every other writer worth a damn. Drugs, be they good or bad, cause you to think outside the box and thus be [[creative]]. Because you're so fucked out of your head you won't rip off other people's ideas and with the right ego-enhancing compounds, you will have enough self-belief to pull off that great novel that everyone's got inside them. S'true! Everything's ripped off of everyone. Nothing is truly original anymore. Just look at [[tvtropes]], which could be considered a drug itself. It still should be noted that drugs only work if you have talent in the first place. If you're a no talent, soulless retard that thinks that Heroin will help you write the great American Novel, don't be surprised that when you come to that you produced 90 pages repeating, "Durb, Durb, Durb," over and over.

Looking to be a writer/musician (to write lyrics hurr durr)? Try these drugs until you find one that works for you!
#'''[[Alcohol]]''' - Stands the test of time, no justification necessary.
#*''Users:'' "The Lost Generation", including Hemingway, Faulkner, and Fitzgerald, and every [[funny]] [[comedian]]. Well known for producing its own comedy as anyone who has ever watched a wasted drunk try to take a piss.
#'''[[Opioids#Heroin|Heroin]]''' - Find out what it means to be [[Dextromethorphan|truly detached]] from everything!
#*''Users:'' Ray Charles, Lou Reed, Charlie Parker, every rock star/jazz musician ever. [[Straight Edge|sXe doesn't count]] because emo music sucks anyway. Very popular with the dirty, anorexic models from [[France]].
#'''[[Amphetamines]]''' - If you've ever wanted to have an idea of what it feels like to be [[G-D]] then Speed might be your thing. You can churn out ideas as rapidly as possible; statistically speaking, you'll eventually write something good. Watch it though. Just like [[G-D]] you might end up creating something just as fucked up as the human race. It should be noted that if you break into your neighbour's houses just so you can clean them then speed might not really be your thing.
#*''Users:'' Jack Kerouac when he would sit for days at his typewriter producing one of his '''Spare Tires''', David Bowie, Lemmy from Motörhead, [[Hitler]], The Beatles. [[Wikipedia:The Beatles in Hamburg|No, seriously]]. And apparently [[Britney Spears]].
#'''[[Weed]]''' - If you reach this point you probably weren't meant to be a writer, you'll either be inspired or hungry...
#*''Users:'' [[Jamaica|Bob Marley]], All the [[cooldude|cool kids]]; every [[Fat Larry's Band|musician]] (AKA John Mayer), Jimmy Buffet (but you probably only know him if your parents forced you to go see him with them) [[artist]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user
#'''[[LSD]]''' - You'll trip balls (read: hallucinate you're [[Shadow|talking to your dead dog's disembodied head]]) and be able to, like, totally ''feel'' music. [[O RLY|Ya rly]]. You'll literally feel, taste, smell, and/or see music. [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|Synesthesia]] FTW! Think Dazzler from X-Men. You might also become the internets.
#*''Users:'' Every goddamn pop culture icon from the '60s and early '70s. [[Hippies]], [[psychiatrist]]s, musicians, the [[CIA]], mad [[scientist]]s and more.
#'''[[Salvia]]''' - Has no psychoactive effect other than {{ytlink|gb76bpIWQPw|making you hate windows}}. Unless you count the out-of-body post-death hallucination. Will make you realize your body is a cage you're trapped in and death is freedom. Can't suicide though as that will erase your soul. Enjoy being stuck in a flesh prison like electricity in a light-bulb.
#*''Users:'' Rich kids on Spring Break in Ocean City looking to "rebel" against their rich white parents. Shaman-wannabes and standard hippies who want to put holes in their brains like pcp does.
#'''[[Shrooms]]''' - An organic LSD, if you will. Allows you to experience the novel sensation of tiny fungi grabbing a hold of your brain's receptors and small aliens pulling the switches and levers known as synapses, seemingly at random. Far more likely to cause a psychotic break or a de-railing of the psyche than LSD (well, if the fungus is any -GOOD-). Most of the fun feelings and hallucinations of LSD in a "healthy", organic sense. After-effects are no more severe than your average body poisoning and accompanied by feelings of extreme relief (I ALMOST DIED MAN) and/or a falsely inflated ego and delusions of being God/the creator of the universe. Best known for giving no warning or lead up like other drugs when they are about to work. One second you'll be walking down a hallway and 2 seconds later you will be sliding on your stomach to escape 6 breasted, dog headed 2 winged angels that are flipping you off and shooting nails at you from their navals while sponge cake is being served over by the window by a hairy man-salamander that you are convinced should be outside directing traffic.
#*''Users:'' Used by magical dwarves as a cash crop, by Northern [[Israel]]i psychedelic-trance bands of the infected vareity, and by '''Neil Patrick Harris''' as an appetizer.
#'''[[DMT]]''' - Dimethyltryptamine. This is like the final boss of hallucinogenic drugs. If you've ever wanted to hurdle through a kaleidoscopic gateway into 10th dimensional hyperspace while talking to Buddha, space-faring bees, aliens, Jesus, and super-intelligent basketballs, all in the timespan of 15 minutes, this is your dope. Produced naturally in the brain and the reason you dream and have nightmares. Also as you die the brain drowns you in it which causes the "whole-life-flashing-before-your-eyes" moment followed by the sweet release that is being dead.
#*''Users:'' Technically everyone, but especially Amazonian shamans shitting themselves in tents and grimy teenagers at music festivals shitting themselves in tents. Illegal as fuck and over 100$ a gram. Looks like orange sand and smells like garbage when smoked.
#'''[[Inhalants#Gasoline|Gasoline]]''' - If you think you're moderately hip like me, you might have gone your whole life in America and never know the awesome mind-numbing properties of ordinary gasoline. Only though the awesome educational power of Encyclopedia Dramatica did I learn that Australian Aboriginals have harnessed the enourmous dreamtime-inducing potential of this everyday substance! And you thought they were duffucks.
#*''Users:'' Australian aboriginals and doubtless a few other people at the thick end of the wedge in the drug culture-war. Usually it's inhaled, but try smoking it for a special experience.
#*''Legality:'' As part of Australia's [[Wikipedia:Opal fuel|war on petrol]], gasoline will soon be illegal. ''(what do you expect from a country that bans ED?)'' This is not actually expected to reduce the use, but it gives them a great excuse to give taxpayer money to BP in exchange for them taking the trouble to establish a monopoly on sales of a special gasoline substitute. ''(I'm not making this up...)''
#'''[[Pussy]]''' - Probably the most costly and mania-inducing drug known to mankind. Pussy will make a man do things no crackhead or LSD shitface would dream of doing in 1 million drug induced years. Pussy in it's natural state is wet, furry, and smells slightly of dead fish. Be warned, if you buy some bad pussy, you could end up with [[aids|aids]]. If you really are curious about the self debasement that people are willing to go through for even the slighest promise of getting pussy, observe someone like [[Chris Chan]] or any of the [[autistic]] fucktards that are refrenced on his page.
#'''[[Penis]]''' - Only used by females. Males who do penis are looked down from their peers considering them a disgrace to society unless other male penis users are present. An extremely cheap drug that populates 99.8% of the earth; the other 2% are pussy and tits. Known to cause high libido and an intense euphoria. Can be inhaled or put into any orifice of the female anatomy. [[Fact|Penis contains antidepressants]] and all [[women]] are chemically dependent on it, going [[batshit insane]] without a monthly "fix". Condoms prevent the absorption of these antidepressants, and this fully explains [[feminism]]. Like all drugs, penises come in different sizes, taste, prices, and colors. If you constantly abuse this drug, you will probably end up with AIDS and various kinds of viruses, diseases, or both.
#'''E-Fame''' - Comparatively this is the worst of all the drugs because it is capable of making people do things that even the lowest [[crack]] [[whore]] has to much self respect to even consider for the promise of another hit. Addiction is usually seen in [[16 year old girl|16 year old girls]] but E-Fame is well known for being abused regularly by people of any sex, ethnic group, age or income. If you suspect that someone you know is addicted to E-Fame the only solution is a clean break. Just walk away because they are well known for bringing everyone they know into the sick and twisted folds of their addiction.

== Why Drugs Are [[Good]] ==

[[File:Smoking Paris.jpg|thumb|Drugs [[Paris Hilton|are hot]].]]
[[File:Ninjette_senior.png|thumb|That [[ICP|Wicked]] Puff!]]
It is a common known fact that drugs are mostly good for social settings. They can make men and women alike easy to sleep with, and they tend to have no problem blowing hundreds of thousands of hours of your life away (which judging by the fact that you're reading this, you would be doing anyway). You didn't really need them anyway. Drugs are great for laying back and not doing anything, which is great if you're in high school and won't be passing anyway, or if you plan on dropping out of college anyway because your life is really meaningless otherwise. Drugs are also good for making your shitty day great (while you're on them anyway), and they take the pain away from very minuscule happenings, such as losing your omg bf u datd so llong :( (Or [[PTSD]] but you're not in the [[Army]] and you never will be, little bitch.)

Drugs also make you think you're funnier than you really are, or more talented. Which is great when you're the only one in the room on drugs. While the crowd won't agree, you're the [[Fat Larry's Band|greatest guitarist]] or the most [[masturbation|masterful debater]] in the room around you.

[[Pussy|Less potent]] substances, such as marijuana and alcohol, are common among many [[Dumbfuck|average]] [[Americans]], most notably [[College|youths]]. Recreational drugs, much like having [[Virgin|sex]] or driving their parent's car fast, liberate [[You|kids]] from [[Parents|social constraints]] and let peers know that they're [[White|fun, cool, and down]]. In reality, everyone but [[Loser|you]] has smoked weed.

So go ahead: there really is no reason NOT to take drugs. Unless you're Michael Phelps and some [[douchebag]] is there with a camera.

'''[[PROTIP]]''': If you edit while under the influence, make sure to use the preview button before saving. This can save your username from having a string of edits in the article history of [[Roman Showers]] or other sick shit that you are expert in, you [[sick fuck]].

== Drugs with Articles ==

[[File:FeedingYourOwnFaceToTheDogs.jpg|thumb|350px|This is why you shouldn't do drugs kiddies... seriously show this pic to [[Noobs|kindergartens]] in your next [[Anti-lulz| Anti-Drug]] Campaign to [[Troll|benefically educate]] them!]]

* [[Absinthe]]
* [[Alcohol]]
* [[Amphetamines|Meth, Ritalin and Speed (Amphetamines)]]
* [[Bananadine]]
* [[Benadryl|Benadryl and Dramamine]]
* [[Benzos|Benzos (Xanax, Valium, Klonopin, etc.)]]
* [[Caffeine]]
* [[South_Park|Cat pee]]
* [[Cocaine|Coke and crack]]
* [[Dextromethorphan|Cough syrup (DXM, robo)]]
* [[Datura|Datura and Belladonna]]
* [[DMT|DMT, 5-MeO-DMT, and toad licking]]
* [[Ecstasy|Ecstasy (MDMA)]]
* [[Jenkem]]
* [[Krokodil]]
* [[LSD]]
* [[Nutmeg]]
* [[Opioids|Heroin, Oxycodone, Vicodin, Codeine, and more!]]
* [[PCP]]
* [[Peyote]]
* [[Salvia]]
* [[Shrooms]]
* [[Special K]]
* [[Weed|Weed, Marijuana, Ganja, Cannabis, Pot, etc.]]
* [[Inhalants|Whippets and other stuff you huff]]

== Fake/bullshit drugs ==

=== Melange or Spice ===

[[Image:Dune-cat.jpg|thumb|Delicious spice]]
[[File:Catnip overdose.jpg|thumb|[[Meow Meow|Cats like one drug]]]]
This drug makes you live longer, endows you with psychic abilities, and increases the size of your penis. Oh, and mutate you into a large [[cock|worm]] or [[man the harpoons|space whale]]. It tastes like cinnamon, [[Jesus]]' boomstick, and those crazy Bene Gesserit bitches use it like crazy. It's made of sand worm [[crap]], costs a hella' lot and is only available on the desert planet of Arrakis, also known as [[science fiction|Dune]]. If you use it, make sure you use Visine so that your mom won't bust you for having glowing blue eyes. A more powerful derivative of Spice is the Water of Life, which is refined Sand Worm Piss, and can only be safely consumed by the one who is foretold in prophecy and if you are expect one hell of a trip. It also makes dumping the body of [[Osama Bin Laden]] into the sea with all your [[faggot]] prancing navy sailor friends a more enjoyable experience, [http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/20/us-sailors-discharged-drugs-idUSTRE79J8XA20111020 IN THE NAVYYYY]

Do not confuse genuine spice with the knockoff "Spice". This fake Spice is the synthetic cannabinoid JWH-018 and is a perfectly legal "drug" in most European countries. Fake Spice is fairly cheap as it's made out of shit herbs like [[lol|marshmallows]] (sic!) and flowers and easy to order thanks to the magic of the internetz. It's effects include uncool shit like drooling and that intense burning feeling in your throat/lungs. If you can smoke enough without your lungs falling out, Side effects may include smells of turqoise, sounds of green and some memorable hardcore anal pain after being lovingly [[sodomized]].

===Alien Cum===

This is a prime example of why drugs are a good thing and why most people say [[WTF|What the fuckidy fuck]] and seek psychiatric help after first reading anything from William S. Burroughs. 
Alien Cum comes from a sentient, alien typewriter that serves as a handler for a Secret Agent. It is always demanding something akin to a police report be written by the agent to record their observations. If what the agent types, writes, is very good the typewriter, Alien, will start squirting cum out of a tentacle on the top of its head that is highly addictive, compared to be something like Heroin but better. Because of its highly addictive nature, Alien Cum makes the Agent, writer, want to produce even more well written reports for more cum. 
William S. Burroughs has to be the most awesome writer, ever. Most people can't even come close to living the what the fuck is inhibition lifestyle that this guy had. 
William S. Burroughs is most famously known for being lit up on heroin one night, putting an apple on his wife's head and shooting her in the face, killing her in a game of William Tell, '''ON A BET'''.

=== Adrenochrome ===

Adrenachrome is a form of oxidized adrenaline that is difficult to make, impossible to obtain and that [http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/adrenochrome/adrenochrome_info1.shtml just might make you trip balls]. Its effects include: dysphoria, increased heart rate, increased respiration rate, increased blood pressure, increased chance of death, and just maybe ''[[psychotic]] hallucinations''. [[Some argue|Purportedly]], you feel as if you are right on the threshold of [[death]], having [[sex]] and being beaten senseless by [[asspies]], all at the same time.

According to famous [[scientist]] Hunter S. Thompson, using the drug will cause you to have no memory of what occurs while under its influence, so duct-taping a tape recorder or video camera to your chest would be advisable. If you're retarded enough to buy [[Advertisement|100% REAL ADRENOCHROME]] off your local drug dealer, your only two sensible options are to resell it to middle-schoolers or to admit that you paid $200 for some dried NyQuil cut with meth.

=== Cake ===
[[Image:Brasseyecake.jpg|thumb|David Amess & Noel Edmunds preach the dangers of "Cake".]]
[[File:Liu zhihe, rizhao city, shandong province.png|thumb|Tertiary case of Czech neck]]
"[[Cake]]" was created by legendary [[English]] troll, [[Chris Morris]], as part of his "Brass Eye" TV series (like the [[Colbert Report]], only better). The episode in question, featured Morris posing as a journalist,then interviewing celebrities regarding what they knew of "cake". Once their [[Shameless_self_promotion|moral outrage]] had been suitably fired up, Morris gave them a set of ridiculous "anti-cake" messages to read on camera, which they happily did.

{{squote|One young kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt.| Bernard Manning knows that cake is [[serious_business|SRS BIZNS]]}}

The [[cunt|Tory]] [[politician]] David Amess M.P, was so fooled by this prank, he even brought the issue up in [[government|parliament]], bringing further [[lulz]], a transcript of the parliamentary hearing can be found [http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.co.uk/pa/cm199596/cmhansrd/vo960723/text/60723w10.htm here.] You those wanting to know more, you can see the clip {{ytlink|WwylBRucU7w|here}}.

In conclusion, [[you]] can be assured that the cake is a lie. You can also be assured the cake is a spy!

[[Bill Clinton]] tried it in college but didn't swallow... the first time.

=== Catnip ===

Catnip is what [[stoner]]s smoke when they are all out of weed, kief, resin and stems. It's best when you're all out of your dirty schwag weed, but it tastes like rotten [[vagina]] and burns the fuck out of your throat. But I mean c'mon! Look how happy and shit that cat is, man! That must be some good shit!

=== UPN ===

[[Image:Vancouver-drugs_1.jpg|thumb|The typical [[unemployed]] [[16 year old girl]] stoned off her ass]]

UPN, not to be confused with the [[television]] network for niggers, is short for ureaphenylnitrate, a potent yet quickly metabolized hallucinogen and stimulant. Its discovery is relatively recent (see various publications in the European Journal of Clinical Pharmacology), yet it is gaining [[OL]] notoriety in such [[LJ]] communities as {{ljcomm|stoner_girls}} and {{ljcomm|drugwar}}. Preparation is nearly trivial: The intended user accumulates approximately 1 liter of urine in a small Nalgene container (the source of the phenyl group via the naturally flaked bisphenol A); which is permitted to completely evaporate. The urea particles are resuspended in a small volume (< 5mL) of water, and another small (< 5g) amount of saltpeter is added. The resulting mixture contains a significant amount of UPN, so should be tested for specific effects using a Q-Tip on the edge of the nostril before either snorting or [[LOL WUT|inserting directly into the anus for maximum effect]].
While certainly not addressed in the reputable publications, it is speculated that the discovery of this drug should be attributed to the esoteric S&M [[babyfur]]s, who discovered the drug during a noble journey of self-awareness involving piss, cutting, and explosives, during some kind of hiking adventure, which makes absolutely no fucking sense, because babyfurs are justifiably afraid of the sun (it is their pervert god that judges them).

Detailed instructions can be found here ([http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=urea+nitrate+explosions&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8m 100WaysToGetHigh]) or see [[Party Van]]

=== Alternative Medicine ===

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Alternative medicine is like real medicine, but instead of containing drugs it contains [[lies]]. If you find out you have two months to live, don't spend your time and money doing anything listed above, waste it on alternative treatments. It's exactly as effective as a placebo, particularly expensive, and you've got to give your money to a scam artist masquerading as a hippie.

There are a wide variety of alternative or 'complementary' medicines and they're all as retarded as the last. They're a bit like [[Darwin Awards]] in that they make stupid people die quickly.

=== Jenkem ===

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Jenkem is a very rough high that first consists of wanting to kill yourself intensely followed by a very long period of total body numbness. It is a very strong body high that lasts approximately 7 hours. On the down, you just kinda feel like your regaining consciousness after being dead for years. If you have sex on this drug, you will die, then spontaneously implode. This drug is made by pissing and shitting into a plastic container whereupon you must be able to stretch a plastic balloon (standard size!) over the top. Wait approximately 7 to 9 days, to allow for fermentation and shit,where the balloon will fill up with a truly noxious gas. This gas is then to be inhaled though the nostrils. While on this high, it is recomended to find yourself a filthy homosexual and curb stomp him to death.

=== Medipacks/Healthpacks/Stimpacks ===

[[Image:Stimpack.gif|thumb|125px|[[Starcraft|10 hp, but ohh so delicious. "Tsst, Ahh, Thats the stuff."]]]]

Medipacks are highly [[addict|addictive]], take away 10hp, and you never have enough of them. You'd [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|kill]] entire [[Alien|alien]] [[army|armies]], suck leprous [[cock|cocks]] or [[srsly]] [[John_Locke|fuck it up]] with [[something awful|demons from hell]], just to get your [[Mr._Hands|hands]] on you next "Pack". How they work actually [[noone]] knows, but as far as modern science can say, you have to WALK OVER THEM. Maybe the most dangerous thing about Medipacks is, that you can use them while having both hands occupied, for example while killing aliens or [[Fap|fapping]] while [[goatse|goatseing]] your [[anus]]. Somehow makes guns shoot faster.

=== Idoser ===

{{main|I-Dosing}}

[[Image:Idoser.jpg|thumb|The best thing since [[W|Bush]] was kicked off the presidential pedestal.]]

{{squote|'''Idoser''' is this shit that is FUCKING AWESOME.It sends sound beats through your brain and you actually get the effects of the drug you choose (not to mention it has every illegal and legal drug out there).IT'S ALSO FREE!!!! You don't have to bother with trying to save up a shitload of cash just for a little bit of drugs, GET IDOSER AND BE PREPARED TO HAVE THE RIDE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!| [[13 year old boy|a 13 year old boy]]}}

Note: Idoser is total bullshit, unless already tr0pn bawlz.

Note: it may be complete shit, but it'll kill some time.

== Drugs and [[Wikipedia]] ==

[[Image:Winnerdrugs.jpg|thumb|BRB FBI]]

For first time users who are unsure of the correct methods to inject drugs, Wikipedia is very well versed in the subject. Their article on [[Wikipedia:Drug injection|drug injection]] details the many ways to insert illicit drugs into one's body. For example, did you know that women are able to insert drugs into their vagina with much the same effect as a suppository? You do now! Thanks to [[Wikipedia]]!

== Drugs That Don't Have Articles Yet ==

=== [[Research Chemicals|2C-B/2C-E/2C-I/2-C-T-7/2C-Whatever]] ===

Psychedelic research chemicals that burn like the unholy bowels of [[Hell]] when snorted up the nose and also taste like rotten [[Indian]] food, paint thinner, and year-old [[jenkem]]. For best results, stick them up your [[pooper]] (no, really). For a while, these chemicals were used legally at [[rave]]s instead of the illegal [[ecstasy]], but, like all good things, the [[government|vast right-wing conspiracy]] eventually criminalized them as well. Drugs like these research chemicals have interesting side effects that have been recorded. In addition to [[http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/03/man-sexually-assaults-pygmy-goat_n_856985.html#s288823&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds| raping and killing your neighbors goat], the growth of dreadlocks, attendance at burning man, and having ugly [[hippie]] girlfriends is often a direct side effect of the use of these and similar drugs. Furthermore, you may listen to repetitive dubsteb with awful repeating robot sounds, and other forms of [[psytrance|horrible sounds which may or may not pass as music ]]. If you become heavily addicted, as most people who use these horrible substances do, you may find yourself thinking you know something about the nature of [[Carl Sagan|GOD]], thinking anyone gives a shit about your [[bullshit|deep thoughts]], and posting your [[Shit no one cares about|experiences]] on [[420chan|420chan's /psy/ board.]]

=== Ambien (Zolpidem) ===

A pill very easily prescribed by doctors to any of their patients that so much as mention any sort of trouble falling asleep. Like most sleeping pills, it sucks ass at what it's supposed to do. However, taking at least twice of what the bottle says to take will result in some legit ball-trippage such as little grey concrete men walking around your room, as well as shadow people in your peripheral vision that dissapear as soon as you try to look at them. Also, all constraint and inhibitions are lost once you're tripping. You could drop a burning match on your carpet or run around naked fapping in Wal-Mart (not unusual to see in most southern states) and have no idea of the consequences. It also makes you really horny, but you won't be getting any, [[faggot]]. You can probably find it in [[your mom]]'s pill cabinet as well.

=== AMT ===

Compare to 2C-B. AMT has a similar legal history, but different effects. Basically, you'd be better off taking 4 ecstasy pills, eating a bag of shrooms, dropping 5 tabs of acid, snorting, smoking two joints laced with PCP, and watching a horror movie about killer cops.

=== Barbituates ===

Originally used by [[your mom]] as a sleeping pill, Barbiturates have been largely replaced by [[Benzos]], since they're a lot harder to overdose on. Nowadays, they are almost impossible to get your hands on, unless you know [[Mexicans|the right people]]. Downers have been known to make 3 seconds last one hour and going to the bathroom an ordeal. You know those retarded commercials where weed smokers are fading into the couch? Well, obviously that's [[bullshit]]. Weed won't make you fade into the couch. But Downers will.

=== [[Bath Salts]] ===

You love crack, but scared of buying it from niggers? Don't know any friends or anyone to buy crack from? Don't you wish you could do crack without The Man and police sticking you for it? Then, bath salts are for you! Similar to spice, but more powerful in crack form. Makes you do lulzy shit no pothead or meth addict could possibly do like killing your neighbor's goat while wearing your mom's panties, thinking you're the Hulk when the pigs have arrived, being an emofag, and becoming [[an hero]]. '''WARNING:''' this may cause slight, insignificant side affects such as [[Rudy Eugene| eating a homeless man's face for breakfast.]]

=== BZP ===

A designer drug that was eventually made illegal along with TFMPP. Legal does not mean weak, however. These things are like fucking meth pills. And, best of all, you'll feel like [[shit]] coming down from it.

=== Cathinone and Methcathinone ===

White powder that will make you feel like [[Jesus]]' son for 10 minutes. Then you'll wake up and realize that you're the same [[loser]] you were before you snorted it. Methcathinone has the notable distinction of being even easier to make that methamphetamine. It actually makes itself in trace amounts in expired sudafed.

=== Chloroform ===

As a simple, effective way to [[rape|knock someone out]], chloroform stands the test of time. Just put some on a rag, walk up to that [[whore]], and ask her if your rag smells funny. [[????]] [[PROFIT!]]

Note: This is total hollywood [[bullshit]] and you actually have to inhale chloroform from a rag for several minutes before you pass out.

=== DiPT ===

The psychedelic drug for blind people. It will make your hearing so fucked up, you'll think you're [[crazy|schizophrenic]]. An audio trip.

=== DOB/DOC/DOM/DOI/DO-Whatever ===

Super-acid that often lasts over 24 hours. If your "acid" trip lasts a day and a half, you were sold DOB.

=== DPT ===

A psychedelic known for being used as the Eucharist of the Temple of the True Inner Light, which worships psychedelics as the "Flesh of God". And the government lets them. "Separation of Church and state" my ass.

=== [[Amphetamines#Ephedrine|Ephedrine and Pseudoephedrine]] ===

A stimulant that is technically still legal, so grab it up before those [[police|pigs]] take it from you.

=== Ether ===

Diethyl ether, originally referred to by its discoverer as "sweet oil of vitriol", is a colorless, strong-smelling liquid formally used as an alcohol replacement during [[frunz|Prohibition]]. May be mixed with alcoholic drinks, but why the fuck anyone would want to do that is beyond human comprehension. Drinking ether neat is [[retarded|inadvisable]]; diethyl ether boils at around 35 degrees Celsius--a value lower than that of human body temperature. Ingestion of ether can lead to rapid boiling of the liquid, the vapour pressure from which has been known to cause somewhat unwanted side-effects in humans, ranging merely from belching, to [[lulz|rupture of the stomach wall]]. If one does intend on drinking ether, the advisable method is to soak a piece of fruit (eg. [[anal prolapse|strawberry]]) in the ether to use as a [[faggot|garnish]]. This method allows for controlled release of ether into the beverage, and can inhibit loss from evaporation upon mixing. Ether is commonly used as a solvent in [[OVER 9000|many]] [[drugs|laboratory applications]]. The main risk of ether is a fire risk due to an incredibly low flashpoint. Ether can also form potentially explosive peroxided if left open to atmosphere in the presence of light.

=== Herbal Ecstasy ===

Similar to synthetic weed. This is for [[you|pussies]] who can't get real ecstasy. Also, the effects ARE NOTHING LIKE ECSTASY AT ALL.

=== Foxy ===

Hyper-ecstasy that will cause you to spasm on the floor and have sex with glow sticks. Yet another drug that was used as a legal ecstasy replacement and sold on the [[Internet]] until the [[government]] outlawed it in 2003.

=== [[GHB]] ===

Naturally occurring substance in nature that was also used as a general anesthetic and a treatment for many conditions. Now illegal in many countries. When taken, it has similar effects to being drunk. May be used as a club drug or [[rape|slipped into someone's drink]]. Usually the latter. PROTIP: Good for raping if you don't want to get caught.

=== Kava Kava ===

If you eat enough of this godawful [[shit|brown stuff]], you will be rewarded with nausea and depression. AND IT REALLY WORKS, TOO!

=== Khat ===

Chewed by Somalians for years, khat contains cathinone and tastes worse than [[vomit]] mixed with charcoal and gasoline. Causes mania and delusions (but [[you]] don't need a drug for that, now, do you?)

=== [[LSD#LSA|LSA]] ===

Soft-core version of LSD; kind of a [[fail|natural]] version, the high is not as intense, but also produces more mushroom-like effects. Used only by teenagers [[trying too hard|trying to look cool]] because of the legal status. Will probably lead you to do something insane, like drinking cat pee. Can be extracted from hawaiian baby woodrose or morning glory seeds, although these seeds are usually coated with pesticides and thus will make you vomit something horrible. Buy untreated seeds.

=== MDA ===

A more psychedelic ecstasy, doesn't have full-body orgasms or as many empathetic feelings like MDMA. However, it gives a powerful feeling of euphoria and bliss, gives you some crazy visuals, and enhances music to an INSANE degree. Often sold as MDMA by [[You|shitty dealers]].

=== MDAI ===

Pretty much the same as below, but legal. May be found on the [[interwebs]].

=== MDE ===

A less stimulating, more [[pussy]] ecstasy.

=== [[Quaaludes]] ===

Used by [[everyone]] (especially college kids and [[your mom]]) during the 1970s, these have virtually faded into oblivion since they stopped being manufactured in 1983. They have similar effects to Barbituates, except they are harder to overdose on. Some sweaty [[Mexicans]] can still get you some illegally-made Qualuudes if you know [[ghetto|where to look]], however.

=== Nitrous Oxide ===

Laughing gas that [[hippies]] <s>steal from dentists' office and use like fucking crack</s>Scratch that, it's 2024 and you can buy it on [[Amazon]]. They even sell mint flavored nitrous oxide, if you prefer menthol like a [[nigger]] does with cigarettes. [[Fellatio|Sucking]] on nitrous-filled balloons while listening to The Grateful Dead is a true sign of being a hippie. Whipped cream chargers contain nitrous and may be used by [[13 year old boys]] who don't know [[ghetto|where to find]] other drugs or [[Mexicans|who to get them from]]. Often called "hippie crack" because of the way these canisters fill up VW buses outside of Phish concerts, Nitrous is incredibly psychically addictive, and hippies have been known to find jobs, vote republican, and listen to music that doesn't suck just so they can get their fix. [[PROTIP]]: [[You]] can buy nitrous chargers and a cracker to release the gas legally on [[amazon]] right now. [[Addict|Experts]] recommend discharging the gas into a balloon before inhaling to avoid freezing your lungs and dying a painful, slow death. You can also just use a refillable whipped cream dispenser; this is the [[anorexic|diet]] version of whipped cream: no calories, no fat, no sugar, no cream. Just whip.

=== [[Research Chemicals#MXE|MXE/MKet/Methoxetamine]] ===

A drug invented [[Last Thursday]] that is 'kinda like Ketamine.' Was designed when wannabe [[hippies]] and [[ravers]] grew a bit older and decided that raiding the local pharmacy for [[DXM|Robitussin]] highs was too [[13 year old boy|middle school]], but couldn't get real [[Ketamine]]. MXE has caused massive lulz because every [[fucktard]] who orders it assumes it's [[fact|JUST LIKE THE REAL THING]], prepares a "K-hole" sized dose, and ends their night attempting to eat a table or [[beastiality|bone the dog]]. '''''[[PROTIP]]:''' Since MXE is cheap and available on the [[Internets]], it is completely safe and non-addictive, so you must consume as much as possible. [[Bullshit|Any negative side effects or cravings are entirely in your head!]]''". This shit is finally illegal in most countries nowadays and thus you'll have to try your hand at other [[ketamine]] and [[PCP]] analogues that are also perfectly safe and should be consumed [[DO IT FAGGOT|right now]] by [[you]] if you don't wish to be a [[pussy]] loser.

=== PMA ===

The worst drug ever. Taking even a [[penis|tiny]] amount will cause you to spaz out, overheat, and die. May be mixed with Ecstasy for especially [[death|lethal]] fun. It first came around in the early 1970s, when it was used by dirty [[hippies]] as a substitute for LSD, when they couldn't get any. [[Niggers|Bad drug dealers]] will sometimes sell PMA-containing tablets as Ecstasy, so be sure to know [[Mexicans|who to buy from]].

=== [[Inhalants#Poppers|Poppers]] ===

'''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[gay]] faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their [[ass]]. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will [[goatse|magically expand]] and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and [[orgasm]] potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.

Known users of this drug:

* [[Freddie Mercury|George Michael]]
* [[Your dad]]
* [[Faggot|Hyper-faggots]]
* [[You]]
In places such as Southern Ontario, a popper is a mixture of weed and cigarette tobacco mixed together to create a short burst of high followed by the regular marijuana high instead of gay buttsex.

=== [[Steroids]] ===

Used by every athlete alive. These will cause rapid muscle growth as well as facial hair on women, [[tits]] on men (no, not the kind you already have), shrunken testicles, and [[rage|flipping the fuck out]].

=== TFMPP ===

Similar to BZP. Jesus powder that only lasts for a short period of time before you feel like you just got run over by a [[your mom|30,000-pound]] steamroller.

=== Yohimbine ===

May be used as a stimulant, but is usually sold as an aphrodisiac for [[you|lonely old men who can't get an erection]].

== High Scores ==

[[Image:Winehouse.jpg|thumb|Holy crack binge, Batman]]

* [[The Netherlands|Amsterdam]]
* [[Heath Ledger]]
* [[Ripper]]
* [[L. Ron Hubbard]]
* [[DXM|DXM Ben]]
* [[Hunter S. Thompson]]
* [[Amy Winehouse]]
* [[Michael Jackson]]
* [[Joseph Evers]]
* [[House]]
* [[Rick James]]
* [[W]]
* [[Britney Spears]]
* [[Anna Nicole Smith]]
* [[Pete Doherty]]
* [[Barack Obama]]
* [[An Heroine|Stephanie Michelle Brown]]
* [[You]]
* [[retard|derp]]

== Galleries ==

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File:LSD-FLESH-OF-DEVIL.jpg|Hmmmm, tell me more about this '''L''' '''S''' '''D'''
File:Chickenpotpie.jpg|Dogs love it, too.
File:2vvmmbo.jpg|oh my
File:Claudia_thorn_gets_fucked.JPG|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] works hard to support her meth habit.
File:Say-no-to-drugs-say-yes-to-tacos.jpg
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File:1241252978910.jpg|There's a reason some shrooms taste like ass
File:N64bong.jpg|The newest Wii accessory
File:2rddfgl.jpg|Fact: Nicole Richie licks her coke.
File:Chris Crocker Is A Crazy Faggot.gif|[[Chris Crocker|Faggy McBAWWW]] getting high before making the infamous Leave Britney Alone video.
File:Cokehayfever.jpg|Cocaine is a well-known remedy for hay fever
File:FaceMelt.gif|Don't take the brown acid, man.
File:YOUonPCP.jpg|This is a black person
File:Chipmunk Pipe.jpg|DO NOT sort the chipmunk out! He is a fucking freeloader
File:Drugsmoarplz.jpg|enough said.
File:Jugocannbis.jpg|Now in convenient 40-ounce bottles
File:Cocaine yummy.jpg|Remedy for many ills
File:Cigarettes.jpg|Smoking makes you look [[cool|COOL]]
File:Crackpiperoses.jpg|[[series of tubes]]
File:Chore boy.gif|don't forget this
File:Bushit.jpg|[[W]] is a coke sniffin machine
File:Lol drugs.gif|This is why you should do drugs.
File:Egg.jpg|Typical brain on drugs. Order up!
File:Fuck im high.jpg|Prolly the only way he can get through filming the show.
File:Junkie.jpg|Typical junkie
File:Highcat.gif|I'm freaking out, man...
File:Trippin Balls.gif|A religious experience
File:Rockin-highcat.gif|I can SEE the music!
File:Cocainenoes.jpg
File:Balls1.jpg|I think I took too much
File:10-14wtf.gif|Drugs in a pinch
File:Trippin BALLS.jpg
File:Cokeheadreportingin.jpg|ED users like drugs.
File:Blackpowder.jpeg|Why you shouldn't do drugs.
File:Pokedad4.jpg|Gengar, giving free advice
File:Cannabis.jpg
File:Classy_White_Trash.jpg|Pot raises IQ by millions.
File:White Trash Bong.jpg|Remember kids; Don't do drugs.
File:Epilepsynice.gif|What you see when you take drugs
File:Jerkcity1097.gif
File:Tripballs.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Giraffes_Chasing_Her_Down.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Hallucinating.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Lance_Armstrong.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Morphine_Time.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Who_Needs_Drugs.jpg
File:Cumbag.jpg|What you're smoking right now.
File:1286145784060.jpg
File:Acid_Drive.jpg
File:MeowMeowdrug.jpg
File:Acidqueen.gif
File:Omgdrugs.gif
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== See Also ==
[[File:Get high and deny christ.jpg|right|425px|thumb|'''Above:''' a moral trap, which you would do well to avoid]]

* [[420chan]]
* [[Alcohol|Booze]] - not a drug, it's a drink.
* [[The Beatles|Beatles, the]] - famous for being "higher than Jesus"
* [[Hookers and blow|Blow (Hookers and)]]
* [[Doopie DoOver/Drugs]]
* [[Dying Alone|Death (solo)]]
* [[Erowid]]
* [[Grass City]]
* [[Jeff Hardy|Hardy, Jeff]]
* [[Michael Jackson|Jackson, Michael]]
* [[LFG]]
* [[LSD]]
* [[Marijuana Addiction]]
* [[Ozzy Osbourne]]
* [[Rush Limbaugh|Limbaugh, Rush]]
* [[Billy Mays|Mays, William ("Billy")]]
* [[Brad McQuaid|McQuaid, Brad]]
* [[Mescaline]]
* [[Pain (Physical)]]
* [[Alternative Medicine|Medicine, "alternative" (so-called)]]
* [[Michael Phelps|Phelps, Michael]]
* [[PCP]]
* [[Pickles]]
* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman|Sandman (children's comic)]] - Obviously inspired by their use
* [[Stoner Guru]]
* [[totse]]
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== External Links ==
[[File:Ayod.jpg|link=|right|250px]]
* [https://archive.fo/RDJP4 Girls Gettin' High]
* {{ytlink|fvN7fKmCoXA|Instructional Video on Selling Drugs}}
* [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20060711192518/http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=3 Alcoholic drama on LJ]
* [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20060105144447/http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=13 LJ Drug abuse stories]
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/14/magazine/14soldier.t.html Brown-Brown] = cocaine mixed with gunpowde; snorted FTF.
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1009471/shrooms/ Educational music video on shrooms]
* [http://www.montanameth.org 15 BUCKS FOR SEX ISN'T NORMAL]
:::: '''[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/16/da/a9/16daa9d197423ec2c08525966bcd2bc4.jpg BUT ON METH IT IS]'''

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Dr. Steel

2026-04-19T03:30:14Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Update

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[[image:CrushYou.jpg|thumb|Dr. Steel, demonstrating his "creative" fisting technique.]]
[[File:Dr Steel Rule 34.png|thumb|[[Rule 34|No Exceptions]].]]

'''Dr. Steel''' (known to his mom as '''Phineas Waldolf''') is an underground musician and a less-than-successful "artist" who wants teenage loners to give him their money. He's cobbled together a ridiculous, trite "backstory" about [[emo|how no one understood him]] in the big, mean ole toy industry, so he [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|burned]] the place down, became a mad scientist, and now makes dolls with buzzsaws for hands. His [[lie|totally original]] goal is to, in essence, create a [[Communism|Utopian Playland]] by taking over the world with his Toy Soldier army. Dr. Steel is a pioneer in the art of using sockpuppets IRL. He pays models (yes, those are models not real fans) and then goes around bragging about his legion of fans, where he gets the money, we don't know.

{{quote|It all comes down to having fun. We spend our lives trapped, when all we really want to do is play. So, let the people play! Let us build a Utopian Playland.|Dr. Steel, [[batshit insane|making perfect sense]].}}

His entire discography consists of a little over two-dozen songs on three albums that were released almost 10 years ago. [http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=dr.+steel&x=0&y=0 Amazon doesn't even offer the physical discs - only an .Mp3 download, PERHAPS FOR GOOD REASON.] Since then, he has only released 3 other tracks, "[[murder|Thudd]]," "[[TV|Land of the Lost]]," and some gay, [[industrial]]-[[screamo]] cover of the [[pedophile|Inspector Gadget]] theme song (and "Read Along" if you count that gay, 16 second intro track). Phineas overproduces his vocals until he sounds like Darth Vader getting a blow job from a garbage disposal. He claims to be "Industrial Hip Hop" which is to say, it's typical gay goth garbage with a sample-heavy beat. However, both Trent Reznor and Asher Roth could beat this guy up without breaking a sweat (and probably already would have if they had ever heard of him).

If you should choose to [http://www.toysoldiersunite.com/application.php enlist to become a Toy Soldier], it will soon be apparent that you've just [[lol|signed yourself into an actual draft]]. If, at any time Dr. Steel needs some new [[slaves|nurses]] (his equivalent to stagehands) he may very well contact [[you]] if he's in your area. Should you refuse, congratulations! You just saved yourself from the hambeasts that attend his shows, their stink forming a haze around his person at all times. [[sick fuck|But maybe he likes it that way.]]

Most commonly seen wearing a lab coat, goggles, and gloves, Dr. Steel plagiarized [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110324043302/batman/images/6/63/DrStrangeJLU.jpg Hugo] [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080528010427/batman/images/4/42/Hugo_Strange_1.jpg Strange] from the [[Batman]] series)

Sometimes while on stage he'll remove his coat and rocks around in a wife beater to remind the nurses on stage that he is white trash no matter how much he pays them to pretend he's a genius.

== His Music ==

Free Dr. Steel music can be difficult to find because anyone who has his CDs would rather claw their eardrums out than afflict the masses with his poison. Dr. Steel's music can be bought on the usual websites as well as his own. His style is techno/industrial, which is to say Nine Inch Nails with a whole lot of [[buttsecks]]. [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep] hosts a flash music video made by Starkravenmadd featuring Dr. Steel's Fibonacci Sequence [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fibonacci here].

Torrents are the best way to dl Dr. Steel; that way, you can do the same amount of work downloading his music as he does actually producing it. His discography can be found [http://btjunkie.org/search?q=Dr.+Steel here] and [http://www.btmon.com/Audio/Music/Dr._Phineas_Waldorf_Steel_Complete_Discography_4_albums.torrent.html here].

===Lament For A Toy Factory===
<center>
<youtube>02Bk1OjFLJA</youtube></center>[[Image:Tart Soldier Yes.jpg|thumb|It's A Trap!]]
[[File:IF I WERE A SERIAL KILLER by TR0LLHAMMEREN.png|thumb|[[Gothzilla|Typical Dr. Steel Fanboy]], note the [[Insane Clown Posse]] t-shirt.]]

His lyrics vary from building robots, whining about how [[shit nobody cares about|we're all COGS IN THE MACHINE, MAN]], bikinigrams from Satan, and other stupid shit. Strangely, he seems to be very Anti-Mason, even to go as far as writing to "show their conspiracy." It has been known to attract [[deviantART|devianTARTS]], so it is best not to listen to his music near large groups of people, and incredibly retarded to announce that you are listening to Dr. Steel on a forum, chatroom, or any other place because everyone knows Dr. Horrible was first.

== Drama ==

A curious development involving Dr. Steel is that Christians are taking notice to him, which will most likely generate an [[epic]] amount of [[lulz]] in the near future. [http://www.thinkingchristian.net Thinking Christian] did an article concerning Dr. Steel, starting off the piece with one of his quotes:

{{quote|Hello, my name is Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel™ and I’m crazy. At least that’s what they tell me. It’s a real load off my mind too. I mean you can get away with pretty much anything if you’re bonkers.|}}

The hilarious, though not surprising part of this [https://archive.is/i4SkL article] is that the author actually takes Dr. Steel 100% seriously; his philosophies and views, even his desire to rule the world. The author goes on to end the article with a warning to all Toy Soldiers and Dr. Steel fans:

{{quote|[[irony|Don’t be a Toy Soldier. Live for what’s real. Live in the light of what is true. Live in the light of the Light personified: God revealed in Jesus Christ.]]|}}

Jerry Falwell would be proud.

== The Reality Behind Dr. Steel ==

This not-surprisingly fictional messiah for steampunk faggots was created by (or with help from) a retard who will piss on a page and call it "art", Rion Vernon. Did we mention Vernon [http://www.pinuptoons.com/ can't draw worth a shit]?

On Aug 30th, 2002 the Dr. Steel trademark was registered by Vernon who looks an awful lot like Steel. In fact, some who have gotten close enough say he has a barcode tattoo on the back of his neck. Oh wait! So does Vernon!

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These are old pictures retrieved from internet archives and you used to be able to find them on his website. He has edited the one on the top to remove his "Dr. Steel-esque" beard and changed the one on the bottom so you cannot see the barcode on his neck.

After successfully becoming Dr. Steel he waited 7 FUCKING YEARS to try to remove his name from the public trademark register since he didn't want the faggotry surrounding Dr. Steel associated with himself, but of course he couldn't keep up with his paperwork, so his request was denied. "Dr. Steel" is currently owned by Calypso Productions, who Vernon had originally formed a partnership with to separate you stupid fucks from your money... making crappy t-shirts and compact disks with Dr. Steel's ugly ass on them.

Some of the fans aren't even real. Check [http://www.modelmayhem.com/6530 this bitch] out. [http://www.myspace.com/messystench Vanessa] is some kind of model who somehow got her fat ass on the payroll with Dr. Steel as one of the original nurses, and is friends with Vernon. Her [http://www.myspace.com/messystench myspace] is titled "messystench" and she writes about penises, crappy music, and what we would otherwise refer to as utter shit.

In short, Dr. Steel's real name is Rion Vernon, and he is a scam. Now fuck off.

==Retirement==

In January 2012, Dr.Steel has informed one of his cohorts that he has suddenly decided to punch the clock. Clocking out from the entertainment industry for reasons that he finally realized his faggotry. He had taken down his sites and has wished to not be contacted, promoted or his piece of shit merchandises to be sold. Thank god.

Not a single fuck was given.

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==Nowadays==

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Last anyone heard, he now does glorified wood working stuff with a butt buddy of his named Manchester.

==Dr. Steel Image Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:READ.jpg|Reading the script of Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog, Phineas has an idea . . .
Image:The Truth About Milk.jpg|Got [[cum|Cum?]]
Image:Tophat.jpg
Image:Serious Business.jpg|World Domination: Serious Business
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Image:RightSteel.jpg|Toy Soldier nurses: Paid Models or Models That Were Paid?
Image:The Band.jpg|Why is Dr. Horrible surrounded by robots?
File:Doctor Steel fans.png|"Toy Soldiers"™ must be code for all those fans he abandoned
</gallery></center>

==Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[Spoony#Doctor_Insano|Doctor Insano]] - Another shitty internet doctor.
*[[Insane Clown Posse]] - Like Dr. Steel, only dumber.
*[[Juggalos]] - Like Toy soldiers, only dumber.
*[[Goth]]
*[[Steampunk]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot]] - Trollbuster and loyal Toy Soldier.

== External Links ==
*[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Steel He somehow warranted his own TOW farticle]
*<strike>[http://www.worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/enter.html Official Site of Dr. Steel]</strike> - BALEETED ([https://web.archive.org/web/20111228032342/http://worlddominationtoys.com:80/drsteel/enter.html Archive])
*[http://youtube.com/user/DoctorSteel Dr. Steel's YouTube]
*<strike>[http://profile.myspace.com/drsteel Dr. Steel's MySpace]</strike> - BALEETED ([https://archive.is/FWOU Archive])
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVvlVHdLCx0 Video: Back and Forth]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=nsH1atj4Tsg Dr. Steel on Building a Utopian Playland]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=iPnHk7P1BNM Dr. Steel Live at The Key Club]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmtAG08GqQ4 Dr. Steel Propaganda]
*[http://www.mtv.com/photos/steampunk-style-and-fashion/1595808/3201113/photo.jhtml Slow news day at MTV.com] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20090907101146/http://www.mtv.com:80/photos/steampunk-style-and-fashion/1595808/3201113/photo.jhtml Archive])
*[http://thedirty.com/2011/05/the-stunning-kato/ His girlfriend, Kato, on TheDirty.com] ([https://archive.is/8hw41 Archive])
*[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/DoctorSteel Soytopia Page]
*[https://www.instagram.com/r.m.vernon/ He is a fucking instagram normie]
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Drug

2026-04-18T23:37:16Z

LordGrimThInvincible: sad, dah jewtube vidya is ded

[[Image:Stash3.jpg|link=|center|400px]]
 
[[Image:Holyshittrippinballsawesome.gif|frame|Drugs are pretty [[awesome]].]]
[[Image:Holy shit im tripping balls.jpg|thumb|Like wow, man.]]
[[Image:Wtf201.jpg|thumb|This makes sense when you are on drugs.]]
[[Image:Antidrugbooty.jpg|thumb|It's even better on drugs]]
[[Image:Real_mario_close.jpg‎|thumb|This is why you never do [[meth]].]]
[[Image:Coke for kids.gif|thumb|These were popular among kids [[no more than 99]] years ago.]]
[[Image:michaelkbrandow.jpg|thumb|[[Lie|This man is definitely not on drugs.]]]]

According to a [[Wikipedia|very reliable source]], a '''drug''' is any chemical substance which changes normal body function. While [[Truth|drugs are used by nearly everyone]] and being high is a hoot and a holler, the discussion of drugs is the source of much [[drama]] on the [[Interbutts]].

The drama generally starts with drug users who [[Spam|post while high]], and [[whine]] endlessly about [[Shit nobody cares about|the legalization and decriminalization]] of [[Jenkem|their drug of choice]]. Their reasons range from the general [[truth|harmlessness]] of being stoned to their beliefs that tripping balls provides [[retard|legitimate cognitive benefits]], as opposed to simply [[truth|being fun]]. These morons generally piss off the rest of the druggie community (the ones with functional nervous systems, at least) by making them all look like ignorant burn-outs.

On the opposite end of the spectrum are those who [[Anti-lulz|hate drugs]]; these types claim to not see [[fun|the point]] of taking a drug, regardless of it being harmful or not and regardless of the fact they they most likely chain-smoke and are alcoholic, coffee addicts, who chronically [[masturbate]] to their child [[porn]]. Despite the glaring hypocrisy, these upstanding citizens are too burnt out from their mentally onerous worship of social fascism to even acknowledge their own [[cognitive dissonance]]. Dr. Park N. Stones has studied this phenomenon and claims that these people are either lamers, [[larpers]], [[underage B&]]s, [[troll]]s, [[fundies]], [[straight edge]]rs, or people that took Reefer Madness way too seriously. Particularly in the United States the [[Christians]] fear that if people, especially children, started to do drugs then they would turn away from [[bullshit|religion]] and there simply would not be enough adolescent semen for their [[idiot|Evangelical]] overlords to guzzle. Furthermore, the subset of these [[morons|geniuses]] that are not trolling are the same people responsible for the [[war on drugs]] as well as the genocide in [[Darfur]].

A special mention should be given to sXer's, who tend to view themselves as analogues of John Wayne and therefore TOO independent and self-sustaining to ever rely on chemicals, you weakling. A MAN IS NOT AN ISLAND. Channeling the snide countenance of Vegeta and acting like they have reached the height of Darwinian perfection, they walk stolidly into their giant parties of disaffected whiny youth DRUG-FREE. To these folks, drugs are an anathema. On the other hand, insidious bitching about a harmless toker or wishing genuine violence on a contrived archenemy alliance of potsmokers/rapists/atheists is considered a healthy social activity.

== Drugs → Creativity → WIN ==

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[[File:OZZYXMAS2015.jpg|thumb|[http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a7739/ozzy-osbourne-health-061610/ Ozzy is literally a supermutant rock star thanks to drugs]. ]]
Just ask [[Bad Trip|William S. Burroughs]] who thanks to the inhibition canceling power of drugs has caused 90% of people who have read him to fear the three words '''TIN OF VASELINE''', [[Cyberpunk|Philip K Dick]], and every other writer worth a damn. Drugs, be they good or bad, cause you to think outside the box and thus be [[creative]]. Because you're so fucked out of your head you won't rip off other people's ideas and with the right ego-enhancing compounds, you will have enough self-belief to pull off that great novel that everyone's got inside them. S'true! Everything's ripped off of everyone. Nothing is truly original anymore. Just look at [[tvtropes]], which could be considered a drug itself. It still should be noted that drugs only work if you have talent in the first place. If you're a no talent, soulless retard that thinks that Heroin will help you write the great American Novel, don't be surprised that when you come to that you produced 90 pages repeating, "Durb, Durb, Durb," over and over.

Looking to be a writer/musician (to write lyrics hurr durr)? Try these drugs until you find one that works for you!
#'''[[Alcohol]]''' - Stands the test of time, no justification necessary.
#*''Users:'' "The Lost Generation", including Hemingway, Faulkner, and Fitzgerald, and every [[funny]] [[comedian]]. Well known for producing its own comedy as anyone who has ever watched a wasted drunk try to take a piss.
#'''[[Opioids#Heroin|Heroin]]''' - Find out what it means to be [[Dextromethorphan|truly detached]] from everything!
#*''Users:'' Ray Charles, Lou Reed, Charlie Parker, every rock star/jazz musician ever. [[Straight Edge|sXe doesn't count]] because emo music sucks anyway. Very popular with the dirty, anorexic models from [[France]].
#'''[[Amphetamines]]''' - If you've ever wanted to have an idea of what it feels like to be [[G-D]] then Speed might be your thing. You can churn out ideas as rapidly as possible; statistically speaking, you'll eventually write something good. Watch it though. Just like [[G-D]] you might end up creating something just as fucked up as the human race. It should be noted that if you break into your neighbour's houses just so you can clean them then speed might not really be your thing.
#*''Users:'' Jack Kerouac when he would sit for days at his typewriter producing one of his '''Spare Tires''', David Bowie, Lemmy from Motörhead, [[Hitler]], The Beatles. [[Wikipedia:The Beatles in Hamburg|No, seriously]]. And apparently [[Britney Spears]].
#'''[[Weed]]''' - If you reach this point you probably weren't meant to be a writer, you'll either be inspired or hungry...
#*''Users:'' [[Jamaica|Bob Marley]], All the [[cooldude|cool kids]]; every [[Fat Larry's Band|musician]] (AKA John Mayer), Jimmy Buffet (but you probably only know him if your parents forced you to go see him with them) [[artist]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user
#'''[[LSD]]''' - You'll trip balls (read: hallucinate you're [[Shadow|talking to your dead dog's disembodied head]]) and be able to, like, totally ''feel'' music. [[O RLY|Ya rly]]. You'll literally feel, taste, smell, and/or see music. [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|Synesthesia]] FTW! Think Dazzler from X-Men. You might also become the internets.
#*''Users:'' Every goddamn pop culture icon from the '60s and early '70s. [[Hippies]], [[psychiatrist]]s, musicians, the [[CIA]], mad [[scientist]]s and more.
#'''[[Salvia]]''' - Has no psychoactive effect other than {{ytlink|gb76bpIWQPw|making you hate windows}}. Unless you count the out-of-body post-death hallucination. Will make you realize your body is a cage you're trapped in and death is freedom. Can't suicide though as that will erase your soul. Enjoy being stuck in a flesh prison like electricity in a light-bulb.
#*''Users:'' Rich kids on Spring Break in Ocean City looking to "rebel" against their rich white parents. Shaman-wannabes and standard hippies who want to put holes in their brains like pcp does.
#'''[[Shrooms]]''' - An organic LSD, if you will. Allows you to experience the novel sensation of tiny fungi grabbing a hold of your brain's receptors and small aliens pulling the switches and levers known as synapses, seemingly at random. Far more likely to cause a psychotic break or a de-railing of the psyche than LSD (well, if the fungus is any -GOOD-). Most of the fun feelings and hallucinations of LSD in a "healthy", organic sense. After-effects are no more severe than your average body poisoning and accompanied by feelings of extreme relief (I ALMOST DIED MAN) and/or a falsely inflated ego and delusions of being God/the creator of the universe. Best known for giving no warning or lead up like other drugs when they are about to work. One second you'll be walking down a hallway and 2 seconds later you will be sliding on your stomach to escape 6 breasted, dog headed 2 winged angels that are flipping you off and shooting nails at you from their navals while sponge cake is being served over by the window by a hairy man-salamander that you are convinced should be outside directing traffic.
#*''Users:'' Used by magical dwarves as a cash crop, by Northern [[Israel]]i psychedelic-trance bands of the infected vareity, and by '''Neil Patrick Harris''' as an appetizer.
#'''[[DMT]]''' - Dimethyltryptamine. This is like the final boss of hallucinogenic drugs. If you've ever wanted to hurdle through a kaleidoscopic gateway into 10th dimensional hyperspace while talking to Buddha, space-faring bees, aliens, Jesus, and super-intelligent basketballs, all in the timespan of 15 minutes, this is your dope. Produced naturally in the brain and the reason you dream and have nightmares. Also as you die the brain drowns you in it which causes the "whole-life-flashing-before-your-eyes" moment followed by the sweet release that is being dead.
#*''Users:'' Technically everyone, but especially Amazonian shamans shitting themselves in tents and grimy teenagers at music festivals shitting themselves in tents. Illegal as fuck and over 100$ a gram. Looks like orange sand and smells like garbage when smoked.
#'''[[Inhalants#Gasoline|Gasoline]]''' - If you think you're moderately hip like me, you might have gone your whole life in America and never know the awesome mind-numbing properties of ordinary gasoline. Only though the awesome educational power of Encyclopedia Dramatica did I learn that Australian Aboriginals have harnessed the enourmous dreamtime-inducing potential of this everyday substance! And you thought they were duffucks.
#*''Users:'' Australian aboriginals and doubtless a few other people at the thick end of the wedge in the drug culture-war. Usually it's inhaled, but try smoking it for a special experience.
#*''Legality:'' As part of Australia's [[Wikipedia:Opal fuel|war on petrol]], gasoline will soon be illegal. ''(what do you expect from a country that bans ED?)'' This is not actually expected to reduce the use, but it gives them a great excuse to give taxpayer money to BP in exchange for them taking the trouble to establish a monopoly on sales of a special gasoline substitute. ''(I'm not making this up...)''
#'''[[Pussy]]''' - Probably the most costly and mania-inducing drug known to mankind. Pussy will make a man do things no crackhead or LSD shitface would dream of doing in 1 million drug induced years. Pussy in it's natural state is wet, furry, and smells slightly of dead fish. Be warned, if you buy some bad pussy, you could end up with [[aids|aids]]. If you really are curious about the self debasement that people are willing to go through for even the slighest promise of getting pussy, observe someone like [[Chris Chan]] or any of the [[autistic]] fucktards that are refrenced on his page.
#'''[[Penis]]''' - Only used by females. Males who do penis are looked down from their peers considering them a disgrace to society unless other male penis users are present. An extremely cheap drug that populates 99.8% of the earth; the other 2% are pussy and tits. Known to cause high libido and an intense euphoria. Can be inhaled or put into any orifice of the female anatomy. [[Fact|Penis contains antidepressants]] and all [[women]] are chemically dependent on it, going [[batshit insane]] without a monthly "fix". Condoms prevent the absorption of these antidepressants, and this fully explains [[feminism]]. Like all drugs, penises come in different sizes, taste, prices, and colors. If you constantly abuse this drug, you will probably end up with AIDS and various kinds of viruses, diseases, or both.
#'''E-Fame''' - Comparatively this is the worst of all the drugs because it is capable of making people do things that even the lowest [[crack]] [[whore]] has to much self respect to even consider for the promise of another hit. Addiction is usually seen in [[16 year old girl|16 year old girls]] but E-Fame is well known for being abused regularly by people of any sex, ethnic group, age or income. If you suspect that someone you know is addicted to E-Fame the only solution is a clean break. Just walk away because they are well known for bringing everyone they know into the sick and twisted folds of their addiction.

== Why Drugs Are [[Good]] ==

[[File:Smoking Paris.jpg|thumb|Drugs [[Paris Hilton|are hot]].]]
[[File:Ninjette_senior.png|thumb|That [[ICP|Wicked]] Puff!]]
It is a common known fact that drugs are mostly good for social settings. They can make men and women alike easy to sleep with, and they tend to have no problem blowing hundreds of thousands of hours of your life away (which judging by the fact that you're reading this, you would be doing anyway). You didn't really need them anyway. Drugs are great for laying back and not doing anything, which is great if you're in high school and won't be passing anyway, or if you plan on dropping out of college anyway because your life is really meaningless otherwise. Drugs are also good for making your shitty day great (while you're on them anyway), and they take the pain away from very minuscule happenings, such as losing your omg bf u datd so llong :( (Or [[PTSD]] but you're not in the [[Army]] and you never will be, little bitch.)

Drugs also make you think you're funnier than you really are, or more talented. Which is great when you're the only one in the room on drugs. While the crowd won't agree, you're the [[Fat Larry's Band|greatest guitarist]] or the most [[masturbation|masterful debater]] in the room around you.

[[Pussy|Less potent]] substances, such as marijuana and alcohol, are common among many [[Dumbfuck|average]] [[Americans]], most notably [[College|youths]]. Recreational drugs, much like having [[Virgin|sex]] or driving their parent's car fast, liberate [[You|kids]] from [[Parents|social constraints]] and let peers know that they're [[White|fun, cool, and down]]. In reality, everyone but [[Loser|you]] has smoked weed.

So go ahead: there really is no reason NOT to take drugs. Unless you're Michael Phelps and some [[douchebag]] is there with a camera.

'''[[PROTIP]]''': If you edit while under the influence, make sure to use the preview button before saving. This can save your username from having a string of edits in the article history of [[Roman Showers]] or other sick shit that you are expert in, you [[sick fuck]].

== Drugs with Articles ==

[[File:FeedingYourOwnFaceToTheDogs.jpg|thumb|350px|This is why you shouldn't do drugs kiddies... seriously show this pic to [[Noobs|kindergartens]] in your next [[Anti-lulz| Anti-Drug]] Campaign to [[Troll|benefically educate]] them!]]

* [[Absinthe]]
* [[Alcohol]]
* [[Amphetamines|Meth, Ritalin and Speed (Amphetamines)]]
* [[Bananadine]]
* [[Benadryl|Benadryl and Dramamine]]
* [[Benzos|Benzos (Xanax, Valium, Klonopin, etc.)]]
* [[Caffeine]]
* [[South_Park|Cat pee]]
* [[Cocaine|Coke and crack]]
* [[Dextromethorphan|Cough syrup (DXM, robo)]]
* [[Datura|Datura and Belladonna]]
* [[DMT|DMT, 5-MeO-DMT, and toad licking]]
* [[Ecstasy|Ecstasy (MDMA)]]
* [[Jenkem]]
* [[Krokodil]]
* [[LSD]]
* [[Nutmeg]]
* [[Opioids|Heroin, Oxycodone, Vicodin, Codeine, and more!]]
* [[PCP]]
* [[Peyote]]
* [[Salvia]]
* [[Shrooms]]
* [[Special K]]
* [[Weed|Weed, Marijuana, Ganja, Cannabis, Pot, etc.]]
* [[Inhalants|Whippets and other stuff you huff]]

== Fake/bullshit drugs ==

=== Melange or Spice ===

[[Image:Dune-cat.jpg|thumb|Delicious spice]]
[[File:Catnip overdose.jpg|thumb|[[Meow Meow|Cats like one drug]]]]
This drug makes you live longer, endows you with psychic abilities, and increases the size of your penis. Oh, and mutate you into a large [[cock|worm]] or [[man the harpoons|space whale]]. It tastes like cinnamon, [[Jesus]]' boomstick, and those crazy Bene Gesserit bitches use it like crazy. It's made of sand worm [[crap]], costs a hella' lot and is only available on the desert planet of Arrakis, also known as [[science fiction|Dune]]. If you use it, make sure you use Visine so that your mom won't bust you for having glowing blue eyes. A more powerful derivative of Spice is the Water of Life, which is refined Sand Worm Piss, and can only be safely consumed by the one who is foretold in prophecy and if you are expect one hell of a trip. It also makes dumping the body of [[Osama Bin Laden]] into the sea with all your [[faggot]] prancing navy sailor friends a more enjoyable experience, [http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/20/us-sailors-discharged-drugs-idUSTRE79J8XA20111020 IN THE NAVYYYY]

Do not confuse genuine spice with the knockoff "Spice". This fake Spice is the synthetic cannabinoid JWH-018 and is a perfectly legal "drug" in most European countries. Fake Spice is fairly cheap as it's made out of shit herbs like [[lol|marshmallows]] (sic!) and flowers and easy to order thanks to the magic of the internetz. It's effects include uncool shit like drooling and that intense burning feeling in your throat/lungs. If you can smoke enough without your lungs falling out, Side effects may include smells of turqoise, sounds of green and some memorable hardcore anal pain after being lovingly [[sodomized]].

===Alien Cum===

This is a prime example of why drugs are a good thing and why most people say [[WTF|What the fuckidy fuck]] and seek psychiatric help after first reading anything from William S. Burroughs. 
Alien Cum comes from a sentient, alien typewriter that serves as a handler for a Secret Agent. It is always demanding something akin to a police report be written by the agent to record their observations. If what the agent types, writes, is very good the typewriter, Alien, will start squirting cum out of a tentacle on the top of its head that is highly addictive, compared to be something like Heroin but better. Because of its highly addictive nature, Alien Cum makes the Agent, writer, want to produce even more well written reports for more cum. 
William S. Burroughs has to be the most awesome writer, ever. Most people can't even come close to living the what the fuck is inhibition lifestyle that this guy had. 
William S. Burroughs is most famously known for being lit up on heroin one night, putting an apple on his wife's head and shooting her in the face, killing her in a game of William Tell, '''ON A BET'''.

=== Adrenochrome ===

Adrenachrome is a form of oxidized adrenaline that is difficult to make, impossible to obtain and that [http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/adrenochrome/adrenochrome_info1.shtml just might make you trip balls]. Its effects include: dysphoria, increased heart rate, increased respiration rate, increased blood pressure, increased chance of death, and just maybe ''[[psychotic]] hallucinations''. [[Some argue|Purportedly]], you feel as if you are right on the threshold of [[death]], having [[sex]] and being beaten senseless by [[asspies]], all at the same time.

According to famous [[scientist]] Hunter S. Thompson, using the drug will cause you to have no memory of what occurs while under its influence, so duct-taping a tape recorder or video camera to your chest would be advisable. If you're retarded enough to buy [[Advertisement|100% REAL ADRENOCHROME]] off your local drug dealer, your only two sensible options are to resell it to middle-schoolers or to admit that you paid $200 for some dried NyQuil cut with meth.

=== Cake ===
[[Image:Brasseyecake.jpg|thumb|David Amess & Noel Edmunds preach the dangers of "Cake".]]
[[File:Liu zhihe, rizhao city, shandong province.png|thumb|Tertiary case of Czech neck]]
"[[Cake]]" was created by legendary [[English]] troll, [[Chris Morris]], as part of his "Brass Eye" TV series (like the [[Colbert Report]], only better). The episode in question, featured Morris posing as a journalist,then interviewing celebrities regarding what they knew of "cake". Once their [[Shameless_self_promotion|moral outrage]] had been suitably fired up, Morris gave them a set of ridiculous "anti-cake" messages to read on camera, which they happily did.

{{squote|One young kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt.| Bernard Manning knows that cake is [[serious_business|SRS BIZNS]]}}

The [[cunt|Tory]] [[politician]] David Amess M.P, was so fooled by this prank, he even brought the issue up in [[government|parliament]], bringing further [[lulz]], a transcript of the parliamentary hearing can be found [http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.co.uk/pa/cm199596/cmhansrd/vo960723/text/60723w10.htm here.] You those wanting to know more, you can see the clip {{ytlink|WwylBRucU7w|here}}.

In conclusion, [[you]] can be assured that the cake is a lie. You can also be assured the cake is a spy!

[[Bill Clinton]] tried it in college but didn't swallow... the first time.

=== Catnip ===

Catnip is what [[stoner]]s smoke when they are all out of weed, kief, resin and stems. It's best when you're all out of your dirty schwag weed, but it tastes like rotten [[vagina]] and burns the fuck out of your throat. But I mean c'mon! Look how happy and shit that cat is, man! That must be some good shit!

=== UPN ===

[[Image:Vancouver-drugs_1.jpg|thumb|The typical [[unemployed]] [[16 year old girl]] stoned off her ass]]

UPN, not to be confused with the [[television]] network for niggers, is short for ureaphenylnitrate, a potent yet quickly metabolized hallucinogen and stimulant. Its discovery is relatively recent (see various publications in the European Journal of Clinical Pharmacology), yet it is gaining [[OL]] notoriety in such [[LJ]] communities as {{ljcomm|stoner_girls}} and {{ljcomm|drugwar}}. Preparation is nearly trivial: The intended user accumulates approximately 1 liter of urine in a small Nalgene container (the source of the phenyl group via the naturally flaked bisphenol A); which is permitted to completely evaporate. The urea particles are resuspended in a small volume (< 5mL) of water, and another small (< 5g) amount of saltpeter is added. The resulting mixture contains a significant amount of UPN, so should be tested for specific effects using a Q-Tip on the edge of the nostril before either snorting or [[LOL WUT|inserting directly into the anus for maximum effect]].
While certainly not addressed in the reputable publications, it is speculated that the discovery of this drug should be attributed to the esoteric S&M [[babyfur]]s, who discovered the drug during a noble journey of self-awareness involving piss, cutting, and explosives, during some kind of hiking adventure, which makes absolutely no fucking sense, because babyfurs are justifiably afraid of the sun (it is their pervert god that judges them).

Detailed instructions can be found here ([http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=urea+nitrate+explosions&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8m 100WaysToGetHigh]) or see [[Party Van]]

=== Alternative Medicine ===

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Alternative medicine is like real medicine, but instead of containing drugs it contains [[lies]]. If you find out you have two months to live, don't spend your time and money doing anything listed above, waste it on alternative treatments. It's exactly as effective as a placebo, particularly expensive, and you've got to give your money to a scam artist masquerading as a hippie.

There are a wide variety of alternative or 'complementary' medicines and they're all as retarded as the last. They're a bit like [[Darwin Awards]] in that they make stupid people die quickly.

=== Jenkem ===

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Jenkem is a very rough high that first consists of wanting to kill yourself intensely followed by a very long period of total body numbness. It is a very strong body high that lasts approximately 7 hours. On the down, you just kinda feel like your regaining consciousness after being dead for years. If you have sex on this drug, you will die, then spontaneously implode. This drug is made by pissing and shitting into a plastic container whereupon you must be able to stretch a plastic balloon (standard size!) over the top. Wait approximately 7 to 9 days, to allow for fermentation and shit,where the balloon will fill up with a truly noxious gas. This gas is then to be inhaled though the nostrils. While on this high, it is recomended to find yourself a filthy homosexual and curb stomp him to death.

=== Medipacks/Healthpacks/Stimpacks ===

[[Image:Stimpack.gif|thumb|125px|[[Starcraft|10 hp, but ohh so delicious. "Tsst, Ahh, Thats the stuff."]]]]

Medipacks are highly [[addict|addictive]], take away 10hp, and you never have enough of them. You'd [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|kill]] entire [[Alien|alien]] [[army|armies]], suck leprous [[cock|cocks]] or [[srsly]] [[John_Locke|fuck it up]] with [[something awful|demons from hell]], just to get your [[Mr._Hands|hands]] on you next "Pack". How they work actually [[noone]] knows, but as far as modern science can say, you have to WALK OVER THEM. Maybe the most dangerous thing about Medipacks is, that you can use them while having both hands occupied, for example while killing aliens or [[Fap|fapping]] while [[goatse|goatseing]] your [[anus]]. Somehow makes guns shoot faster.

=== Idoser ===

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[[Image:Idoser.jpg|thumb|The best thing since [[W|Bush]] was kicked off the presidential pedestal.]]

{{squote|'''Idoser''' is this shit that is FUCKING AWESOME.It sends sound beats through your brain and you actually get the effects of the drug you choose (not to mention it has every illegal and legal drug out there).IT'S ALSO FREE!!!! You don't have to bother with trying to save up a shitload of cash just for a little bit of drugs, GET IDOSER AND BE PREPARED TO HAVE THE RIDE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!| [[13 year old boy|a 13 year old boy]]}}

Note: Idoser is total bullshit, unless already tr0pn bawlz.

Note: it may be complete shit, but it'll kill some time.

== Drugs and [[Wikipedia]] ==

[[Image:Winnerdrugs.jpg|thumb|BRB FBI]]

For first time users who are unsure of the correct methods to inject drugs, Wikipedia is very well versed in the subject. Their article on [[Wikipedia:Drug injection|drug injection]] details the many ways to insert illicit drugs into one's body. For example, did you know that women are able to insert drugs into their vagina with much the same effect as a suppository? You do now! Thanks to [[Wikipedia]]!

== Drugs That Don't Have Articles Yet ==

=== [[Research Chemicals|2C-B/2C-E/2C-I/2-C-T-7/2C-Whatever]] ===

Psychedelic research chemicals that burn like the unholy bowels of [[Hell]] when snorted up the nose and also taste like rotten [[Indian]] food, paint thinner, and year-old [[jenkem]]. For best results, stick them up your [[pooper]] (no, really). For a while, these chemicals were used legally at [[rave]]s instead of the illegal [[ecstasy]], but, like all good things, the [[government|vast right-wing conspiracy]] eventually criminalized them as well. Drugs like these research chemicals have interesting side effects that have been recorded. In addition to [[http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/03/man-sexually-assaults-pygmy-goat_n_856985.html#s288823&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds| raping and killing your neighbors goat], the growth of dreadlocks, attendance at burning man, and having ugly [[hippie]] girlfriends is often a direct side effect of the use of these and similar drugs. Furthermore, you may listen to repetitive dubsteb with awful repeating robot sounds, and other forms of [[psytrance|horrible sounds which may or may not pass as music ]]. If you become heavily addicted, as most people who use these horrible substances do, you may find yourself thinking you know something about the nature of [[Carl Sagan|GOD]], thinking anyone gives a shit about your [[bullshit|deep thoughts]], and posting your [[Shit no one cares about|experiences]] on [[420chan|420chan's /psy/ board.]]

=== Ambien (Zolpidem) ===

A pill very easily prescribed by doctors to any of their patients that so much as mention any sort of trouble falling asleep. Like most sleeping pills, it sucks ass at what it's supposed to do. However, taking at least twice of what the bottle says to take will result in some legit ball-trippage such as little grey concrete men walking around your room, as well as shadow people in your peripheral vision that dissapear as soon as you try to look at them. Also, all constraint and inhibitions are lost once you're tripping. You could drop a burning match on your carpet or run around naked fapping in Wal-Mart (not unusual to see in most southern states) and have no idea of the consequences. It also makes you really horny, but you won't be getting any, [[faggot]]. You can probably find it in [[your mom]]'s pill cabinet as well.

=== AMT ===

Compare to 2C-B. AMT has a similar legal history, but different effects. Basically, you'd be better off taking 4 ecstasy pills, eating a bag of shrooms, dropping 5 tabs of acid, snorting, smoking two joints laced with PCP, and watching a horror movie about killer cops.

=== Barbituates ===

Originally used by [[your mom]] as a sleeping pill, Barbiturates have been largely replaced by [[Benzos]], since they're a lot harder to overdose on. Nowadays, they are almost impossible to get your hands on, unless you know [[Mexicans|the right people]]. Downers have been known to make 3 seconds last one hour and going to the bathroom an ordeal. You know those retarded commercials where weed smokers are fading into the couch? Well, obviously that's [[bullshit]]. Weed won't make you fade into the couch. But Downers will.

=== [[Bath Salts]] ===

You love crack, but scared of buying it from niggers? Don't know any friends or anyone to buy crack from? Don't you wish you could do crack without The Man and police sticking you for it? Then, bath salts are for you! Similar to spice, but more powerful in crack form. Makes you do lulzy shit no pothead or meth addict could possibly do like killing your neighbor's goat while wearing your mom's panties, thinking you're the Hulk when the pigs have arrived, being an emofag, and becoming [[an hero]]. '''WARNING:''' this may cause slight, insignificant side affects such as [[Rudy Eugene| eating a homeless man's face for breakfast.]]

=== BZP ===

A designer drug that was eventually made illegal along with TFMPP. Legal does not mean weak, however. These things are like fucking meth pills. And, best of all, you'll feel like [[shit]] coming down from it.

=== Cathinone and Methcathinone ===

White powder that will make you feel like [[Jesus]]' son for 10 minutes. Then you'll wake up and realize that you're the same [[loser]] you were before you snorted it. Methcathinone has the notable distinction of being even easier to make that methamphetamine. It actually makes itself in trace amounts in expired sudafed.

=== Chloroform ===

As a simple, effective way to [[rape|knock someone out]], chloroform stands the test of time. Just put some on a rag, walk up to that [[whore]], and ask her if your rag smells funny. [[????]] [[PROFIT!]]

Note: This is total hollywood [[bullshit]] and you actually have to inhale chloroform from a rag for several minutes before you pass out.

=== DiPT ===

The psychedelic drug for blind people. It will make your hearing so fucked up, you'll think you're [[crazy|schizophrenic]]. An audio trip.

=== DOB/DOC/DOM/DOI/DO-Whatever ===

Super-acid that often lasts over 24 hours. If your "acid" trip lasts a day and a half, you were sold DOB.

=== DPT ===

A psychedelic known for being used as the Eucharist of the Temple of the True Inner Light, which worships psychedelics as the "Flesh of God". And the government lets them. "Separation of Church and state" my ass.

=== [[Amphetamines#Ephedrine|Ephedrine and Pseudoephedrine]] ===

A stimulant that is technically still legal, so grab it up before those [[police|pigs]] take it from you.

=== Ether ===

Diethyl ether, originally referred to by its discoverer as "sweet oil of vitriol", is a colorless, strong-smelling liquid formally used as an alcohol replacement during [[frunz|Prohibition]]. May be mixed with alcoholic drinks, but why the fuck anyone would want to do that is beyond human comprehension. Drinking ether neat is [[retarded|inadvisable]]; diethyl ether boils at around 35 degrees Celsius--a value lower than that of human body temperature. Ingestion of ether can lead to rapid boiling of the liquid, the vapour pressure from which has been known to cause somewhat unwanted side-effects in humans, ranging merely from belching, to [[lulz|rupture of the stomach wall]]. If one does intend on drinking ether, the advisable method is to soak a piece of fruit (eg. [[anal prolapse|strawberry]]) in the ether to use as a [[faggot|garnish]]. This method allows for controlled release of ether into the beverage, and can inhibit loss from evaporation upon mixing. Ether is commonly used as a solvent in [[OVER 9000|many]] [[drugs|laboratory applications]]. The main risk of ether is a fire risk due to an incredibly low flashpoint. Ether can also form potentially explosive peroxided if left open to atmosphere in the presence of light.

=== Herbal Ecstasy ===

Similar to synthetic weed. This is for [[you|pussies]] who can't get real ecstasy. Also, the effects ARE NOTHING LIKE ECSTASY AT ALL.

=== Foxy ===

Hyper-ecstasy that will cause you to spasm on the floor and have sex with glow sticks. Yet another drug that was used as a legal ecstasy replacement and sold on the [[Internet]] until the [[government]] outlawed it in 2003.

=== [[GHB]] ===

Naturally occurring substance in nature that was also used as a general anesthetic and a treatment for many conditions. Now illegal in many countries. When taken, it has similar effects to being drunk. May be used as a club drug or [[rape|slipped into someone's drink]]. Usually the latter. PROTIP: Good for raping if you don't want to get caught.

=== Kava Kava ===

If you eat enough of this godawful [[shit|brown stuff]], you will be rewarded with nausea and depression. AND IT REALLY WORKS, TOO!

=== Khat ===

Chewed by Somalians for years, khat contains cathinone and tastes worse than [[vomit]] mixed with charcoal and gasoline. Causes mania and delusions (but [[you]] don't need a drug for that, now, do you?)

=== [[LSD#LSA|LSA]] ===

Soft-core version of LSD; kind of a [[fail|natural]] version, the high is not as intense, but also produces more mushroom-like effects. Used only by teenagers [[trying too hard|trying to look cool]] because of the legal status. Will probably lead you to do something insane, like drinking cat pee. Can be extracted from hawaiian baby woodrose or morning glory seeds, although these seeds are usually coated with pesticides and thus will make you vomit something horrible. Buy untreated seeds.

=== MDA ===

A more psychedelic ecstasy, doesn't have full-body orgasms or as many empathetic feelings like MDMA. However, it gives a powerful feeling of euphoria and bliss, gives you some crazy visuals, and enhances music to an INSANE degree. Often sold as MDMA by [[You|shitty dealers]].

=== MDAI ===

Pretty much the same as below, but legal. May be found on the [[interwebs]].

=== MDE ===

A less stimulating, more [[pussy]] ecstasy.

=== [[Quaaludes]] ===

Used by [[everyone]] (especially college kids and [[your mom]]) during the 1970s, these have virtually faded into oblivion since they stopped being manufactured in 1983. They have similar effects to Barbituates, except they are harder to overdose on. Some sweaty [[Mexicans]] can still get you some illegally-made Qualuudes if you know [[ghetto|where to look]], however.

=== Nitrous Oxide ===

Laughing gas that [[hippies]] <s>steal from dentists' office and use like fucking crack</s>Scratch that, it's 2024 and you can buy it on [[Amazon]]. They even sell mint flavored nitrous oxide, if you prefer menthol like a [[nigger]] does with cigarettes. [[Fellatio|Sucking]] on nitrous-filled balloons while listening to The Grateful Dead is a true sign of being a hippie. Whipped cream chargers contain nitrous and may be used by [[13 year old boys]] who don't know [[ghetto|where to find]] other drugs or [[Mexicans|who to get them from]]. Often called "hippie crack" because of the way these canisters fill up VW buses outside of Phish concerts, Nitrous is incredibly psychically addictive, and hippies have been known to find jobs, vote republican, and listen to music that doesn't suck just so they can get their fix. [[PROTIP]]: [[You]] can buy nitrous chargers and a cracker to release the gas legally on [[amazon]] right now. [[Addict|Experts]] recommend discharging the gas into a balloon before inhaling to avoid freezing your lungs and dying a painful, slow death. You can also just use a refillable whipped cream dispenser; this is the [[anorexic|diet]] version of whipped cream: no calories, no fat, no sugar, no cream. Just whip.

=== [[Research Chemicals#MXE|MXE/MKet/Methoxetamine]] ===

A drug invented [[Last Thursday]] that is 'kinda like Ketamine.' Was designed when wannabe [[hippies]] and [[ravers]] grew a bit older and decided that raiding the local pharmacy for [[DXM|Robitussin]] highs was too [[13 year old boy|middle school]], but couldn't get real [[Ketamine]]. MXE has caused massive lulz because every [[fucktard]] who orders it assumes it's [[fact|JUST LIKE THE REAL THING]], prepares a "K-hole" sized dose, and ends their night attempting to eat a table or [[beastiality|bone the dog]]. '''''[[PROTIP]]:''' Since MXE is cheap and available on the [[Internets]], it is completely safe and non-addictive, so you must consume as much as possible. [[Bullshit|Any negative side effects or cravings are entirely in your head!]]''". This shit is finally illegal in most countries nowadays and thus you'll have to try your hand at other [[ketamine]] and [[PCP]] analogues that are also perfectly safe and should be consumed [[DO IT FAGGOT|right now]] by [[you]] if you don't wish to be a [[pussy]] loser.

=== PMA ===

The worst drug ever. Taking even a [[penis|tiny]] amount will cause you to spaz out, overheat, and die. May be mixed with Ecstasy for especially [[death|lethal]] fun. It first came around in the early 1970s, when it was used by dirty [[hippies]] as a substitute for LSD, when they couldn't get any. [[Niggers|Bad drug dealers]] will sometimes sell PMA-containing tablets as Ecstasy, so be sure to know [[Mexicans|who to buy from]].

=== [[Inhalants#Poppers|Poppers]] ===

'''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[gay]] faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their [[ass]]. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will [[goatse|magically expand]] and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and [[orgasm]] potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.

Known users of this drug:

* [[Freddie Mercury|George Michael]]
* [[Your dad]]
* [[Faggot|Hyper-faggots]]
* [[You]]
In places such as Southern Ontario, a popper is a mixture of weed and cigarette tobacco mixed together to create a short burst of high followed by the regular marijuana high instead of gay buttsex.

=== [[Steroids]] ===

Used by every athlete alive. These will cause rapid muscle growth as well as facial hair on women, [[tits]] on men (no, not the kind you already have), shrunken testicles, and [[rage|flipping the fuck out]].

=== TFMPP ===

Similar to BZP. Jesus powder that only lasts for a short period of time before you feel like you just got run over by a [[your mom|30,000-pound]] steamroller.

=== Yohimbine ===

May be used as a stimulant, but is usually sold as an aphrodisiac for [[you|lonely old men who can't get an erection]].

== High Scores ==

[[Image:Winehouse.jpg|thumb|Holy crack binge, Batman]]

* [[The Netherlands|Amsterdam]]
* [[Heath Ledger]]
* [[Ripper]]
* [[L. Ron Hubbard]]
* [[DXM|DXM Ben]]
* [[Hunter S. Thompson]]
* [[Amy Winehouse]]
* [[Michael Jackson]]
* [[Joseph Evers]]
* [[House]]
* [[Rick James]]
* [[W]]
* [[Britney Spears]]
* [[Anna Nicole Smith]]
* [[Pete Doherty]]
* [[Barack Obama]]
* [[An Heroine|Stephanie Michelle Brown]]
* [[You]]
* [[retard|derp]]

== Galleries ==

{{cg|General|chatroulettegallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:LSD-FLESH-OF-DEVIL.jpg|Hmmmm, tell me more about this '''L''' '''S''' '''D'''
File:Chickenpotpie.jpg|Dogs love it, too.
File:2vvmmbo.jpg|oh my
File:Claudia_thorn_gets_fucked.JPG|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] works hard to support her meth habit.
File:Say-no-to-drugs-say-yes-to-tacos.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:1241252978910.jpg|There's a reason some shrooms taste like ass
File:N64bong.jpg|The newest Wii accessory
File:2rddfgl.jpg|Fact: Nicole Richie licks her coke.
File:Chris Crocker Is A Crazy Faggot.gif|[[Chris Crocker|Faggy McBAWWW]] getting high before making the infamous Leave Britney Alone video.
File:Cokehayfever.jpg|Cocaine is a well-known remedy for hay fever
File:FaceMelt.gif|Don't take the brown acid, man.
File:YOUonPCP.jpg|This is a black person
File:Chipmunk Pipe.jpg|DO NOT sort the chipmunk out! He is a fucking freeloader
File:Drugsmoarplz.jpg|enough said.
File:Jugocannbis.jpg|Now in convenient 40-ounce bottles
File:Cocaine yummy.jpg|Remedy for many ills
File:Cigarettes.jpg|Smoking makes you look [[cool|COOL]]
File:Crackpiperoses.jpg|[[series of tubes]]
File:Chore boy.gif|don't forget this
File:Bushit.jpg|[[W]] is a coke sniffin machine
File:Lol drugs.gif|This is why you should do drugs.
File:Egg.jpg|Typical brain on drugs. Order up!
File:Fuck im high.jpg|Prolly the only way he can get through filming the show.
File:Junkie.jpg|Typical junkie
File:Highcat.gif|I'm freaking out, man...
File:Trippin Balls.gif|A religious experience
File:Rockin-highcat.gif|I can SEE the music!
File:Cocainenoes.jpg
File:Balls1.jpg|I think I took too much
File:10-14wtf.gif|Drugs in a pinch
File:Trippin BALLS.jpg
File:Cokeheadreportingin.jpg|ED users like drugs.
File:Blackpowder.jpeg|Why you shouldn't do drugs.
File:Pokedad4.jpg|Gengar, giving free advice
File:Cannabis.jpg
File:Classy_White_Trash.jpg|Pot raises IQ by millions.
File:White Trash Bong.jpg|Remember kids; Don't do drugs.
File:Epilepsynice.gif|What you see when you take drugs
File:Jerkcity1097.gif
File:Tripballs.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Giraffes_Chasing_Her_Down.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Hallucinating.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Lance_Armstrong.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Morphine_Time.jpg
File:Drugs_-_Who_Needs_Drugs.jpg
File:Cumbag.jpg|What you're smoking right now.
File:1286145784060.jpg
File:Acid_Drive.jpg
File:MeowMeowdrug.jpg
File:Acidqueen.gif
File:Omgdrugs.gif
</gallery>}} 

== See Also ==
[[File:Get high and deny christ.jpg|right|425px|thumb|'''Above:''' a moral trap, which you would do well to avoid]]

* [[420chan]]
* [[Alcohol|Booze]] - not a drug, it's a drink.
* [[The Beatles|Beatles, the]] - famous for being "higher than Jesus"
* [[Hookers and blow|Blow (Hookers and)]]
* [[Doopie DoOver/Drugs]]
* [[Dying Alone|Death (solo)]]
* [[Erowid]]
* [[Grass City]]
* [[Jeff Hardy|Hardy, Jeff]]
* [[Michael Jackson|Jackson, Michael]]
* [[LFG]]
* [[LSD]]
* [[Marijuana Addiction]]
* [[Ozzy Osbourne]]
* [[Rush Limbaugh|Limbaugh, Rush]]
* [[Billy Mays|Mays, William ("Billy")]]
* [[Brad McQuaid|McQuaid, Brad]]
* [[Mescaline]]
* [[Pain (Physical)]]
* [[Alternative Medicine|Medicine, "alternative" (so-called)]]
* [[Michael Phelps|Phelps, Michael]]
* [[PCP]]
* [[Pickles]]
* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman|Sandman (children's comic)]] - Obviously inspired by their use
* [[Stoner Guru]]
* [[totse]]
{{clear}}

== External Links ==
[[File:Ayod.jpg|link=|right|250px]]
* [https://archive.fo/RDJP4 Girls Gettin' High]
* {{ytlink|1DUfxQcxK4k|Instructional Video on Selling Drugs}} - Link has been reduced to 0HP.
* [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20060711192518/http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=3 Alcoholic drama on LJ]
* [https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20060105144447/http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=13 LJ Drug abuse stories]
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/14/magazine/14soldier.t.html Brown-Brown] = cocaine mixed with gunpowde; snorted FTF.
* [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1009471/shrooms/ Educational music video on shrooms]
* [http://www.montanameth.org 15 BUCKS FOR SEX ISN'T NORMAL]
:::: '''[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/16/da/a9/16daa9d197423ec2c08525966bcd2bc4.jpg BUT ON METH IT IS]'''

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Tyler Dumstorf

2026-04-17T22:07:53Z

LordGrimThInvincible: I am surpoized that no one addec th;' sonhgfdw

{{an hero}}
{{Killers}}

[[Image:DumstorfAnHero.jpg|thumb|FUCK THA POLICE!]]
[[Image:Gayan_heros.jpg|thumb|True love has been found.]]
[[Image:TylerMyspaceComments1.jpg|thumb|With retard friends like these, no wonder he killed a guy.]]
[[Image:An_hero_myspace_gay.jpg|thumb|An hero's friends revealing the gay.]]
[[Image:Tyler_Dumstorf_school_photo.jpg|thumb|I love t3h mary gee wanna!!!11!]]
[[Image:BitchesCops.jpg|thumb|right|He did.]]
{{quote|I just killed two cops. Goodbye.|Tyler Dumstorf}}

On June 19th 2007, [[an hero]] was born. His name was <s>[[Harry Potter]]</s> '''Tyler Dumstorf''', a [[George Floyd|Floyd]] Central High School [[nerd|honors student]] and convicted [[Marijuana|pot head]] who liked [[Ronnie McNutt|mind-blowingly]] [[rap|shit]]ty music. He was [[Fresh_prince|arguing with his mom]] about the [[HTS-Noob|highlighter in his ass]] and after [[Buttsecks|several hours]], she called the police to give him a nice talking to. Frightened by the possibility of having all his weed taken away and smoked by a bunch of niggers in the [[police]] department, Tyler loaded his dad's long and sturdy [[At least 100 years ago|WWII-era]] [[Cock|M1 Garand]] whilst distracting the visitors with donuts and handjobs. He then shot both cops in the back, because he was [[13 year old boy|an Sniper]]: [[Lol|One was totally pwned]], the other [[Fail|seriously wounded]]. Tyler then logged onto [[MySpace]], posted, [[I told u i was hardcore|"I just killed two cops. Goodbye."]] and became [[An hero]] of epic proportions. On his MySpace people are too [[retard]]ed to realize dead people can't see the messages they leave. On a [[lulz]]y note, Tyler has received [[moar]] comments dead than alive.

[[4chan]] was immediately informed and his MySpace was posted, with [[trolling|predictable results]].

=='Tis a loser==
Tyler's MySpace adds [[lulz]] to the equation for many reasons:

1. His last comment before he [[pwned]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|two po-pos]] was "you faggit stoner", left by some [[AZN]].

2. His profile is absent of any comment of a [[Woman|female]].

3. He has 1 friend of the [[whore|female]], and she may really be [[Hitler]].

4. He's aggressive.

==POT?!?!==

In the aftermath of such stupidity, it is clear that these events never had to transpire if this terrorist/hippie/dipshit had been properly punished for smoking marijuana, by giving him [[hookers and blow]] instead.

==Prevention==

[[white people|Stupid hicks]] often become violent and erratic when police are involved. That's because every person who has upstanding morals is also related to a [[dick|police officer]], [[fag enabler|soldier]], or [[duckroll|firefighter]] and therefore must prove how large their man-handle truly is.

What have we learned?

[[shit nobody cares about|Killing police officers in a pot induced rage is what's in. All the cool kids are doing it. This is exploitable because the police are only trained in distributing violent beatings to innocent citizens, rather than serving the greater good, or thinking. If confronted, these people often hide behind the bible, Bill Hicks, patriotism, and circular logic. Because the police are fucking heroes and only evil terrorists hate the police. Now c'mon, y'all! Let's go lynch us some queers!]]

==MySpace==

In addition, a "memorial MySpace" was created by a [[4chan]] user who sent friend requests to Tyler's IRL friends, adding to the lulz. It used to be [http://www.myspace.com/tyler_dumstorf here]. But [[the man]] at [[MySpace]] removed it because it created far too much [[lulz]].

Upon receiving a friend request, one of Tyler's friends replied with this:

{{frame|{{morphquote|quoteid|background-color: white; width: 500px; height: 400px;|font-weight: bold;|"dude go fuck yourself.

you arnt funny and your not making anyone feel better either.
your a jackass.
go to hell nobody likes you.

especially b/c you make stupid shuit like this.
we all make mistakes, tylers was just a big and worse one.
this one is your mistake and everyone can tell

and your a dumbass if you think ill accept you"|Tyler's friend on friendship.|we all make mistakes, tylers was just a big and worse one.|Tyler's friend|we all are mistakes, tyler was just a big and worse one.|Tyler's friend|you lived free and you surely died free but all your friends still love you and we can't change what happened but we wish we could but what happened is done in over but me and eli have helped to try and prove your not a monster at least you in [[Hell|a better place]] man. with all love and respect, Joe.|Tyler's friend|[[ALL CAPS|MY COUSIN WAS ON THE SCENE, I WAS SO WORRIED AND SO SCARED FOR HIS LIFE MONDAY WHILE HE WAS AT THE HOUSE..I WISHED I HAD KNOWN TYLER, I WISHED GOD HAD GIVEN ME THE CHANCE TO REACH OUT TO HIM. IVE BEEN TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE NEWS AND FILTER OUT THE PARTS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE. THE MEDIA CAN TEAR A PERSON APART SO QUICKLY. RUMOR HAS IT AND I'M NOT SURE IF ITS TRUE. BUT THAT TYLER HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH HIS PARENTS AND THEIR ADDICTION TO DRINKING. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT HIS MOTHER BUT I HEARD HIS DAD HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM. I WISHED WITH ALL I HAVE THAT I COULD HAD KNOWN, THAT I COULD HAD TALKED TO TYLER. THAT I COULD HAD LET HIM KNOW LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE.
MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN EASY AND I KNOW I COULD HAVE SAVED HIS LIFE, IF HE ONLY KNEW HOW BAD IT REALLY COULD BE.
MY MOTHER HAS BEEN MARRIED 5 TIMES, I DON'T KNOW MY REAL DAD, MY MOTHER IS A DRUG ADDICT (METH AND CRACK) SHES A HEAVY DRINKER AND MY RECENTLY DIVORCED STEP FATHER IS A VERY HEAVY DRINKER AS WELL. I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF A LOVELY SON I AM TRYING TO RAISE HIM TO LOVE HIS GRANDPARENTS BUT ITS SO HARD.
I WOULD GIVE SO MUCH TO REACH OUT TO TYLER AS I WOULD REACH OUT TO MY SON IN NEED.
\I AM SO SORRY FOR HIM...
I AM SO SORRY HE HAD TO MAKE SUCH A GROWN-UP DECISION AT SUCH A DELICATE AGE...
HE HAD SO MUCH LIFE TO LIVE....... I WILL PRAY FOR HIM... I HOPE NOW.... HE HAS FOUND THE PEACE HIS HEART HAS YEARNED FOR....]]|[[Anonymous]] Woman??|"Ich liebe [[Cock|dick]]."|Tyler's best 'friend'}}|border=white|background=white}}
{{clear}}
 

==A collection of subject related, though totally fucking lame jokes==
[[Image:TwoBirdsTyler.JPG|thumb|Tyler had lots of shooting experience.]]
[[Image:SnapeKillsDumstorf.JPG|thumb|SPOILER ALERT!]]
[[Image:Gearsofwarkilla.JPG|thumb|How cop killers perfect mad skills.]]
[[Image:Dumstorf_cok.jpg|thumb|[[lol]][[bbq]]]]
[[Image:Tyler Dumstorf - Brave Little TYLER.jpg|thumb|Brave Little Tyler]]
* How many people did Tyler's father kill?
-1, he shot (and killed) the Sheriff but he did not kill the Deputy.
* What ammunition was Tyler using (it penetrated bulletproof vests)
-M1 Garands are chambered in [[Gun#.30-06_Springfield|.30-06 Springfield]], and any loading in that caliber (and pretty much any rifle caliber) can penetrate soft body armor with ease.
*\ Why didn't Tyler's father teach him the first rule of a sharpshooter: Never point a gun or discharge it at any other living being? Exceptions come to [[furries]], [[emos]], [[fags]], [[hippies]], [[communists]], [[niggers]], ragheads, gookers, gingers, [[vtech]] students, [[your mom]], [[Paris Hilton]] and [[Jews]] in general since they were all [[asking for it]].
-[[I did it for the lulz|For the lulz]].
* Did anyone attempt a [[barrel roll]]?
-Obviously not since both men were shot
* Was he a NWA fan?
-He more then likely enjoyed the musical stylings of both NWA and [[AIDS|Eazy E]] which he enjoyed in his many hours smoking [[Weed]] and FUCK DA POLICE!!!!!
* Was it possible that someone [[360 Kid|beat his Gears of War score]] seconds/minutes/hours/[[at_least_100_years_ago|100 years]] before the incident?
-It is known that he began playing GoW with a fellow classmate fairly close to his death, possible link?
* Were video games to blame?! (What [[an hero]] incident would be complete without blaming video games?)
* What did [[Jack Thompson]] say?
* Which of Tyler's friends will finish the job and take care of the [[Fail|seriously wounded]] cop?
* [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|Was it done for the lulz?]] And if not, was it at least done [[for great justice]]?
* [[Jews did WTC|Who did WTC]]?
*Were any tits shown before he [[GTFO]]?
*[[Who was phone|WHO WAS ANONYMOUS WOMAN]]?!1/11!?

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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|2|Scored the same as [[Couch Cuck]].|10|Insta-killed one; the other took a while to die.|10|Lulzy suicide note.|15|4chan got involved.|20|Police-only bonus.|57|D|Gears of War training really paid off...}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==See Also:==
*[[Dying Alone]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*''[[Gears of War]]''
*[[Tyler Peterson]]

==External Links:==
*{{myspace|lynyrdskynyrd101|His MySpace}} - {{archive|TRdI}}
*[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/06/19/national/a023901D27.DTL The Article] - {{archive|kpShF}}
*[http://www.news-tribune.net/floydcounty/local_story_171122351.html?keyword=topstory GEARS OF WAR TRAINED HIM TO KILL DA PO-LEEECE!] - {{archive|AX3v2}}
*[http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=30403628&x=tyler+dumstorf.-+an+hero archived original thread] - {{archive|XeerL}}
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/19973533/tyler-dumstorf Tyler Dumstorf] on [[Find a Grave]]
*[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/tyler-dumstorf-obituary?pid=111764348 Obituary & guestbook]

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[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Crime]]

Tyler Dumstorf

2026-04-17T22:00:35Z

LordGrimThInvincible: see also added

{{an hero}}
{{Killers}}

[[Image:DumstorfAnHero.jpg|thumb|FUCK THA POLICE!]]
[[Image:Gayan_heros.jpg|thumb|True love has been found.]]
[[Image:TylerMyspaceComments1.jpg|thumb|With retard friends like these, no wonder he killed a guy.]]
[[Image:An_hero_myspace_gay.jpg|thumb|An hero's friends revealing the gay.]]
[[Image:Tyler_Dumstorf_school_photo.jpg|thumb|I love t3h mary gee wanna!!!11!]]
[[Image:BitchesCops.jpg|thumb|right|He did.]]
{{quote|I just killed two cops. Goodbye.|Tyler Dumstorf}}

On June 19th 2007, [[an hero]] was born. His name was <s>[[Harry Potter]]</s> '''Tyler Dumstorf''', a [[George Floyd|Floyd]] Central High School [[nerd|honors student]] and convicted [[Marijuana|pot head]] who liked [[Ronnie McNutt|mind-blowingly]] [[rap|shit]]ty music. He was [[Fresh_prince|arguing with his mom]] about the [[HTS-Noob|highlighter in his ass]] and after [[Buttsecks|several hours]], she called the police to give him a nice talking to. Frightened by the possibility of having all his weed taken away and smoked by a bunch of niggers in the [[police]] department, Tyler loaded his dad's long and sturdy [[At least 100 years ago|WWII-era]] [[Cock|M1 Garand]] whilst distracting the visitors with donuts and handjobs. He then shot both cops in the back, because he was [[13 year old boy|an Sniper]]: [[Lol|One was totally pwned]], the other [[Fail|seriously wounded]]. Tyler then logged onto [[MySpace]], posted, [[I told u i was hardcore|"I just killed two cops. Goodbye."]] and became [[An hero]] of epic proportions. On his MySpace people are too [[retard]]ed to realize dead people can't see the messages they leave. On a [[lulz]]y note, Tyler has received [[moar]] comments dead than alive.

[[4chan]] was immediately informed and his MySpace was posted, with [[trolling|predictable results]].

=='Tis a loser==
Tyler's MySpace adds [[lulz]] to the equation for many reasons:

1. His last comment before he [[pwned]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|two po-pos]] was "you faggit stoner", left by some [[AZN]].

2. His profile is absent of any comment of a [[Woman|female]].

3. He has 1 friend of the [[whore|female]], and she may really be [[Hitler]].

4. He's aggressive.

==POT?!?!==

In the aftermath of such stupidity, it is clear that these events never had to transpire if this terrorist/hippie/dipshit had been properly punished for smoking marijuana, by giving him [[hookers and blow]] instead.

==Prevention==

[[white people|Stupid hicks]] often become violent and erratic when police are involved. That's because every person who has upstanding morals is also related to a [[dick|police officer]], [[fag enabler|soldier]], or [[duckroll|firefighter]] and therefore must prove how large their man-handle truly is.

What have we learned?

[[shit nobody cares about|Killing police officers in a pot induced rage is what's in. All the cool kids are doing it. This is exploitable because the police are only trained in distributing violent beatings to innocent citizens, rather than serving the greater good, or thinking. If confronted, these people often hide behind the bible, Bill Hicks, patriotism, and circular logic. Because the police are fucking heroes and only evil terrorists hate the police. Now c'mon, y'all! Let's go lynch us some queers!]]

==MySpace==

In addition, a "memorial MySpace" was created by a [[4chan]] user who sent friend requests to Tyler's IRL friends, adding to the lulz. It used to be [http://www.myspace.com/tyler_dumstorf here]. But [[the man]] at [[MySpace]] removed it because it created far too much [[lulz]].

Upon receiving a friend request, one of Tyler's friends replied with this:

{{frame|{{morphquote|quoteid|background-color: white; width: 500px; height: 400px;|font-weight: bold;|"dude go fuck yourself.

you arnt funny and your not making anyone feel better either.
your a jackass.
go to hell nobody likes you.

especially b/c you make stupid shuit like this.
we all make mistakes, tylers was just a big and worse one.
this one is your mistake and everyone can tell

and your a dumbass if you think ill accept you"|Tyler's friend on friendship.|we all make mistakes, tylers was just a big and worse one.|Tyler's friend|we all are mistakes, tyler was just a big and worse one.|Tyler's friend|you lived free and you surely died free but all your friends still love you and we can't change what happened but we wish we could but what happened is done in over but me and eli have helped to try and prove your not a monster at least you in [[Hell|a better place]] man. with all love and respect, Joe.|Tyler's friend|[[ALL CAPS|MY COUSIN WAS ON THE SCENE, I WAS SO WORRIED AND SO SCARED FOR HIS LIFE MONDAY WHILE HE WAS AT THE HOUSE..I WISHED I HAD KNOWN TYLER, I WISHED GOD HAD GIVEN ME THE CHANCE TO REACH OUT TO HIM. IVE BEEN TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE NEWS AND FILTER OUT THE PARTS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE. THE MEDIA CAN TEAR A PERSON APART SO QUICKLY. RUMOR HAS IT AND I'M NOT SURE IF ITS TRUE. BUT THAT TYLER HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH HIS PARENTS AND THEIR ADDICTION TO DRINKING. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT HIS MOTHER BUT I HEARD HIS DAD HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM. I WISHED WITH ALL I HAVE THAT I COULD HAD KNOWN, THAT I COULD HAD TALKED TO TYLER. THAT I COULD HAD LET HIM KNOW LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE.
MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN EASY AND I KNOW I COULD HAVE SAVED HIS LIFE, IF HE ONLY KNEW HOW BAD IT REALLY COULD BE.
MY MOTHER HAS BEEN MARRIED 5 TIMES, I DON'T KNOW MY REAL DAD, MY MOTHER IS A DRUG ADDICT (METH AND CRACK) SHES A HEAVY DRINKER AND MY RECENTLY DIVORCED STEP FATHER IS A VERY HEAVY DRINKER AS WELL. I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF A LOVELY SON I AM TRYING TO RAISE HIM TO LOVE HIS GRANDPARENTS BUT ITS SO HARD.
I WOULD GIVE SO MUCH TO REACH OUT TO TYLER AS I WOULD REACH OUT TO MY SON IN NEED.
\I AM SO SORRY FOR HIM...
I AM SO SORRY HE HAD TO MAKE SUCH A GROWN-UP DECISION AT SUCH A DELICATE AGE...
HE HAD SO MUCH LIFE TO LIVE....... I WILL PRAY FOR HIM... I HOPE NOW.... HE HAS FOUND THE PEACE HIS HEART HAS YEARNED FOR....]]|[[Anonymous]] Woman??|"Ich liebe [[Cock|dick]]."|Tyler's best 'friend'}}|border=white|background=white}}
{{clear}}
 

==A collection of subject related, though totally fucking lame jokes==
[[Image:TwoBirdsTyler.JPG|thumb|Tyler had lots of shooting experience.]]
[[Image:SnapeKillsDumstorf.JPG|thumb|SPOILER ALERT!]]
[[Image:Gearsofwarkilla.JPG|thumb|How cop killers perfect mad skills.]]
[[Image:Dumstorf_cok.jpg|thumb|[[lol]][[bbq]]]]
[[Image:Tyler Dumstorf - Brave Little TYLER.jpg|thumb|Brave Little Tyler]]
* How many people did Tyler's father kill?
-1, he shot (and killed) the Sheriff but he did not kill the Deputy.
* What ammunition was Tyler using (it penetrated bulletproof vests)
-M1 Garands are chambered in [[Gun#.30-06_Springfield|.30-06 Springfield]], and any loading in that caliber (and pretty much any rifle caliber) can penetrate soft body armor with ease.
*\ Why didn't Tyler's father teach him the first rule of a sharpshooter: Never point a gun or discharge it at any other living being? Exceptions come to [[furries]], [[emos]], [[fags]], [[hippies]], [[communists]], [[niggers]], ragheads, gookers, gingers, [[vtech]] students, [[your mom]], [[Paris Hilton]] and [[Jews]] in general since they were all [[asking for it]].
-[[I did it for the lulz|For the lulz]].
* Did anyone attempt a [[barrel roll]]?
-Obviously not since both men were shot
* Was he a NWA fan?
-He more then likely enjoyed the musical stylings of both NWA and [[AIDS|Eazy E]] which he enjoyed in his many hours smoking [[Weed]] and FUCK DA POLICE!!!!!
* Was it possible that someone [[360 Kid|beat his Gears of War score]] seconds/minutes/hours/[[at_least_100_years_ago|100 years]] before the incident?
-It is known that he began playing GoW with a fellow classmate fairly close to his death, possible link?
* Were video games to blame?! (What [[an hero]] incident would be complete without blaming video games?)
* What did [[Jack Thompson]] say?
* Which of Tyler's friends will finish the job and take care of the [[Fail|seriously wounded]] cop?
* [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|Was it done for the lulz?]] And if not, was it at least done [[for great justice]]?
* [[Jews did WTC|Who did WTC]]?
*Were any tits shown before he [[GTFO]]?
*[[Who was phone|WHO WAS ANONYMOUS WOMAN]]?!1/11!?

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|2|Scored the same as [[Couch Cuck]].|10|Insta-killed one; the other took a while to die.|10|Lulzy suicide note.|15|4chan got involved.|20|Police-only bonus.|57|D|Gears of War training really paid off...}}

{{Wanted|2}}

==See Also:==
*[[Dying Alone]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*''[[Gears of War]]''
*[[Tyler Peterson]]

==External Links:==
*{{myspace|lynyrdskynyrd101|His MySpace}} - {{archive|TRdI}}
*[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/06/19/national/a023901D27.DTL The Article] - {{archive|kpShF}}
*[http://www.news-tribune.net/floydcounty/local_story_171122351.html?keyword=topstory GEARS OF WAR TRAINED HIM TO KILL DA PO-LEEECE!] - {{archive|AX3v2}}
*[http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=30403628&x=tyler+dumstorf.-+an+hero archived original thread] - {{archive|XeerL}}
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/19973533/tyler-dumstorf Tyler Dumstorf] on [[Find a Grave]]
*[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/tyler-dumstorf-obituary?pid=111764348 Obituary & guestbook]

{{anheroes}}
{{Dying_Alone}}
{{Timeline|Featured article July 2, [[2007]]|[[Dustin Diamond]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[4th of July]]}}
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:People|Dumstorf, Tyler]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Crime]]

Tyler Peterson

2026-04-17T21:50:08Z

LordGrimThInvincible: eyemagwes

{{an hero}}
{{ib|[[File:Anhero isborn.jpg]] "To protect and serve"}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tyler Peterson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 7, 2007 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Tyler James Peterson''' was a deputy Sheriff in Crandon, Wisconsin. On October 7th, 2007, at 2:00pm, after he woke up from a 45 minute nap and decided to take a stroll through the woods, where he was brutally [[murder]]ed by [[lie|a police sniper.]]

This sad incident was probably unrelated to the fact that 12 hours earlier, he went to a local [[lemonparty|pizza party]] at somebody's house, where his ex-GF rejected him, and all of her friends called him names like "worthless pig". Peterson went [[batshit insane]], grabbed his rifle, and [[pwned]] two male [[White|suburban dwellers]] and four [[16-year-old girl|hotties]]... Sadly, Peterson was only 20 years old and hadn't outgrown his [[fucktarded]] [[jock]] phase from [[high school]], so he may not have realized that in [[America]], calling a [[police|cop]] a "[[lol|worthless pig]]" is just like [[rape|saying "hello"]].

==Background==

[[file:JorAryan.jpg|thumb|Aryan?]]

[[File:JorWageCuckHat.jpg|thumb|Nope! Fake blonde.]]

He had been fucking the whore since she was about 14 and he about 16. He was a pig since [[September 11]], 2006. She dumped his worthless, stinkin' arse the month prior to the carnage.

For some reason, he was still invited to the party at the whore father's house. (The father was upstairs at the time and would remain there like a coward during the eventual carnage)

[[Cuckoldry|When he got there, however, he got real mad to see her snuggling with another dude.]]

[[Tard rage|He got even angrier when she said that she had changed her mind about inviting him, and told him to get out.]]

The people at the party, who were his friends, sided against him, calling him a stalker, a worthless pig, and, with the tone-full tact of an earthworm, [[irony|threatened to call the cops on him.]]

To which Tyler responded: [[star wars|"I AM the cops!"]]

He then ran for his truck outside and got his [[sandy hook|Bushmaster]], before coming back, kicking the door down, and shooting everyone he saw. (He did not see the dad upstairs).

The only guy to survive being shot was some dude who the shooter almost spared after shooting him once in the leg, but then he lunged for the rifle and got shot again, then played dead only to get shot a third time.

== News Report Highlights ==

5 hours after the murders, around 7:30 a.m, Peterson showed up at the friend's house in north Crandon. He calmly told the Kegley family about what happened, and spent a few hours talking and thinking things through. He told them they weren't in danger, but refused to get rid of the gun he had tucked behind his butt.

The family quietly called 911... and apparently, it took a couple of hours for the police to show up. The family would occasionally wander outside to look for them. Tyler took a 45 minute nap in the bed of his truck. A few [[Mexican|laborers]] from the family's construction company arrived at the scene, heard about what happened, and continued to call 911 "many, many" times.

Tyler's nap was eventually disturbed by the arrival of dozens of officers. They cordoned off 200 acres and began to negotiate... when you are dealing with an armed 20-year-old [[fucktard]], you don't want to take any [[do it faggot|chances]]. Negotiators couldn't get him to drop the gun, but Tyler made it clear that he was ready to deal with the police... Paraphrased, "[https://archive.is/vcyZ6 I want to turn myself in, I want to decide what kind of consequences I want to face, what can we do?]"

Somewhere around 2 p.m. Peterson walked off toward the woods. He got about 50 yards from the house and was [[Counter-Strike|shot by a sniper]], however it was latter announced that [[An_hero|he shot himself in the head three times]], twice under the chin and once in the side, while the sniper got him in the [[ass]]. It is widely believed that this force was excessive, and [[Don't taze me bro|non-lethal methods were available to police]].

==[[ED]]iot Research==
[[Image:Crandon wisconsin.jpg|thumb|right|found after a quick MySpace search for Crandon, Wisconsin]]
After searching [[MySpace]] for 54520 Crandon zip code, [[ED]]iot researchers found only a couple of accounts with displays that read "R.I.P" - however one said ""R.I.P. nick brooks. your new band blows". Basically no one cares and/or less than five people in Crandon actually have access to the [[internets]]' tubes.

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|6|1 injured|9|7 shot out of 30 bullets fired|16|Not a school shooting|10|Nobody cares|17|Killing high school students - at a party|58|F+|[[Fuck The Police]]}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Resources==
*{{Wikilink|Crandon_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[http://www.crandon.k12.wi.us/ crandon high school: where everyone was <s>fagged</s> fragged]
*[http://www.myspace.com/tory51209 tory51209 - she wants her brother and also lives in SLUTSVILLE, Wisconsin]
*[http://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/peterson-tyler.htm Murderpedia's Informative page.]

<gallery>
Image:Kiddiecars.png|Tyler enjoyed racing kiddie-cars a few years ago when he was 15
Image:Tory51209 Has Some Deep Stuff On Her Mind.JPG|Tyler's "[[camwhore|hot]]" sister, Tori
Image:Shotweb tyler peterson.jpg|You knew it was only a matter of time before you saw ''this''
Image:TylerAR15.jpg|A picture from Tyler's high school yearbook with his new toy
Image:Tylercard.jpg|MTG - the latest card in the (home) Invasion series - Tyler Peterson, Creature Legend
Image:Tylerfyeah.jpg|Tyler has been nominated as an honorary /[[b]]/tard for his actions in the field.
</gallery>
{{stub}}
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:People|Peterson, Tyler]]
{{anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

File:JorAryan.jpg

2026-04-17T21:48:09Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

File:JorWageCuckHat.jpg

2026-04-17T19:00:17Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

Tyler Peterson

2026-04-17T16:10:44Z

LordGrimThInvincible: typooo

{{an hero}}
{{ib|[[File:Anhero isborn.jpg]] "To protect and serve"}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tyler Peterson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 7, 2007 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Tyler James Peterson''' was a deputy Sheriff in Crandon, Wisconsin. On October 7th, 2007, at 2:00pm, after he woke up from a 45 minute nap and decided to take a stroll through the woods, where he was brutally [[murder]]ed by [[lie|a police sniper.]]

This sad incident was probably unrelated to the fact that 12 hours earlier, he went to a local [[lemonparty|pizza party]] at somebody's house, where his ex-GF rejected him, and all of her friends called him names like "worthless pig". Peterson went [[batshit insane]], grabbed his rifle, and [[pwned]] two male [[White|suburban dwellers]] and four [[16-year-old girl|hotties]]... Sadly, Peterson was only 20 years old and hadn't outgrown his [[fucktarded]] [[jock]] phase from [[high school]], so he may not have realized that in [[America]], calling a [[police|cop]] a "[[lol|worthless pig]]" is just like [[rape|saying "hello"]].

==Background==

He had been fucking the whore since she was about 14 and he about 16. He was a pig since [[September 11]], 2006. She dumped his worthless, stinkin' arse the month prior to the carnage.

For some reason, he was still invited to the party at the whore father's house. (The father was upstairs at the time and would remain there like a coward during the eventual carnage)

[[Cuckoldry|When he got there, however, he got real mad to see her snuggling with another dude.]]

[[Tard rage|He got even angrier when she said that she had changed her mind about inviting him, and told him to get out.]]

The people at the party, who were his friends, sided against him, calling him a stalker, a worthless pig, and, with the tone-full tact of an earthworm, [[irony|threatened to call the cops on him.]]

To which Tyler responded: [[star wars|"I AM the cops!"]]

He then ran for his truck outside and got his [[sandy hook|Bushmaster]], before coming back, kicking the door down, and shooting everyone he saw. (He did not see the dad upstairs).

The only guy to survive being shot was some dude who the shooter almost spared after shooting him once in the leg, but then he lunged for the rifle and got shot again, then played dead only to get shot a third time.

== News Report Highlights ==

5 hours after the murders, around 7:30 a.m, Peterson showed up at the friend's house in north Crandon. He calmly told the Kegley family about what happened, and spent a few hours talking and thinking things through. He told them they weren't in danger, but refused to get rid of the gun he had tucked behind his butt.

The family quietly called 911... and apparently, it took a couple of hours for the police to show up. The family would occasionally wander outside to look for them. Tyler took a 45 minute nap in the bed of his truck. A few [[Mexican|laborers]] from the family's construction company arrived at the scene, heard about what happened, and continued to call 911 "many, many" times.

Tyler's nap was eventually disturbed by the arrival of dozens of officers. They cordoned off 200 acres and began to negotiate... when you are dealing with an armed 20-year-old [[fucktard]], you don't want to take any [[do it faggot|chances]]. Negotiators couldn't get him to drop the gun, but Tyler made it clear that he was ready to deal with the police... Paraphrased, "[https://archive.is/vcyZ6 I want to turn myself in, I want to decide what kind of consequences I want to face, what can we do?]"

Somewhere around 2 p.m. Peterson walked off toward the woods. He got about 50 yards from the house and was [[Counter-Strike|shot by a sniper]], however it was latter announced that [[An_hero|he shot himself in the head three times]], twice under the chin and once in the side, while the sniper got him in the [[ass]]. It is widely believed that this force was excessive, and [[Don't taze me bro|non-lethal methods were available to police]].

==[[ED]]iot Research==
[[Image:Crandon wisconsin.jpg|thumb|right|found after a quick MySpace search for Crandon, Wisconsin]]
After searching [[MySpace]] for 54520 Crandon zip code, [[ED]]iot researchers found only a couple of accounts with displays that read "R.I.P" - however one said ""R.I.P. nick brooks. your new band blows". Basically no one cares and/or less than five people in Crandon actually have access to the [[internets]]' tubes.

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|6|1 injured|9|7 shot out of 30 bullets fired|16|Not a school shooting|10|Nobody cares|17|Killing high school students - at a party|58|F+|[[Fuck The Police]]}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Resources==
*{{Wikilink|Crandon_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[http://www.crandon.k12.wi.us/ crandon high school: where everyone was <s>fagged</s> fragged]
*[http://www.myspace.com/tory51209 tory51209 - she wants her brother and also lives in SLUTSVILLE, Wisconsin]
*[http://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/peterson-tyler.htm Murderpedia's Informative page.]

<gallery>
Image:Kiddiecars.png|Tyler enjoyed racing kiddie-cars a few years ago when he was 15
Image:Tory51209 Has Some Deep Stuff On Her Mind.JPG|Tyler's "[[camwhore|hot]]" sister, Tori
Image:Shotweb tyler peterson.jpg|You knew it was only a matter of time before you saw ''this''
Image:TylerAR15.jpg|A picture from Tyler's high school yearbook with his new toy
Image:Tylercard.jpg|MTG - the latest card in the (home) Invasion series - Tyler Peterson, Creature Legend
Image:Tylerfyeah.jpg|Tyler has been nominated as an honorary /[[b]]/tard for his actions in the field.
</gallery>
{{stub}}
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:People|Peterson, Tyler]]
{{anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

Tyler Peterson

2026-04-17T13:33:39Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Archiving ded linkkk

{{an hero}}
{{ib|[[File:Anhero isborn.jpg]] "To protect and serve"}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tyler Peterson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 7, 2007 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Tyler James Peterson''' was a deputy Sheriff in Crandon, Wisconsin. On October 7th, 2007, at 2:00pm, after he woke up from a 45 minute nap and decided to take a stroll through the woods, where he was brutally [[murder]]ed by [[lie|a police sniper.]]

This sad incident was probably unrelated to the fact that 12 hours earlier, he went to a local [[lemonparty|pizza party]] at somebody's house, where his ex-GF rejected him, and all of her friends called him names like "worthless pig". Peterson went [[batshit insane]], grabbed his rifle, and [[pwned]] two male [[White|suburban dwellers]] and four [[16-year-old girl|hotties]]... Sadly, Peterson was only 20 years old and hadn't outgrown his [[fucktarded]] [[jock]] phase from [[high school]], so he may not have realized that in [[America]], calling a [[police|cop]] a "[[lol|worthless pig]]" is just like [[rape|saying "hello"]].

==Background==

He had been fucking the whore since she was about 14 and he about 16. He was a pig since [[September 11]], 2006. She dumped his worthless, stinkin' arse the month prior to the carnage.

For some reason, he was still invited to the party at the whore father's house. (The father was upstairs at the time and would remain there like a coward during the eventual carnage)

[[Cuckoldry|When he got there, however, he got real mad to see her snuggling with another dude.]]

[[Tard rage|He got even angrier when she said that she had changed her mind about inviting him, and told him to get out.]]

The people at the party, who were his friends, sided against him, calling him a stalker, a worthless pig, and, with the tone-full tact of an earthworm, [[irony|threatened to call the cops on him.]]

To which Tyler responded: [[star wars|"I AM the cops!"]]

He then ran for his truck outside and got his [[sandy hook|Bushmaster]], before coming back, kicking the door down, and slaying evryone he saw. (He did not see the dad upstairs).

The only guy to survive being shot was some dude who the shooter almost spared after shooting him once in the leg, but then he lunged for the rifle and got shot again, then played dead only to get shot a third time.

== News Report Highlights ==

5 hours after the murders, around 7:30 a.m, Peterson showed up at the friend's house in north Crandon. He calmly told the Kegley family about what happened, and spent a few hours talking and thinking things through. He told them they weren't in danger, but refused to get rid of the gun he had tucked behind his butt.

The family quietly called 911... and apparently, it took a couple of hours for the police to show up. The family would occasionally wander outside to look for them. Tyler took a 45 minute nap in the bed of his truck. A few [[Mexican|laborers]] from the family's construction company arrived at the scene, heard about what happened, and continued to call 911 "many, many" times.

Tyler's nap was eventually disturbed by the arrival of dozens of officers. They cordoned off 200 acres and began to negotiate... when you are dealing with an armed 20-year-old [[fucktard]], you don't want to take any [[do it faggot|chances]]. Negotiators couldn't get him to drop the gun, but Tyler made it clear that he was ready to deal with the police... Paraphrased, "[https://archive.is/vcyZ6 I want to turn myself in, I want to decide what kind of consequences I want to face, what can we do?]"

Somewhere around 2 p.m. Peterson walked off toward the woods. He got about 50 yards from the house and was [[Counter-Strike|shot by a sniper]], however it was latter announced that [[An_hero|he shot himself in the head three times]], twice under the chin and once in the side, while the sniper got him in the [[ass]]. It is widely believed that this force was excessive, and [[Don't taze me bro|non-lethal methods were available to police]].

==[[ED]]iot Research==
[[Image:Crandon wisconsin.jpg|thumb|right|found after a quick MySpace search for Crandon, Wisconsin]]
After searching [[MySpace]] for 54520 Crandon zip code, [[ED]]iot researchers found only a couple of accounts with displays that read "R.I.P" - however one said ""R.I.P. nick brooks. your new band blows". Basically no one cares and/or less than five people in Crandon actually have access to the [[internets]]' tubes.

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|6|1 injured|9|7 shot out of 30 bullets fired|16|Not a school shooting|10|Nobody cares|17|Killing high school students - at a party|58|F+|[[Fuck The Police]]}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Resources==
*{{Wikilink|Crandon_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*[http://www.crandon.k12.wi.us/ crandon high school: where everyone was <s>fagged</s> fragged]
*[http://www.myspace.com/tory51209 tory51209 - she wants her brother and also lives in SLUTSVILLE, Wisconsin]
*[http://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/peterson-tyler.htm Murderpedia's Informative page.]

<gallery>
Image:Kiddiecars.png|Tyler enjoyed racing kiddie-cars a few years ago when he was 15
Image:Tory51209 Has Some Deep Stuff On Her Mind.JPG|Tyler's "[[camwhore|hot]]" sister, Tori
Image:Shotweb tyler peterson.jpg|You knew it was only a matter of time before you saw ''this''
Image:TylerAR15.jpg|A picture from Tyler's high school yearbook with his new toy
Image:Tylercard.jpg|MTG - the latest card in the (home) Invasion series - Tyler Peterson, Creature Legend
Image:Tylerfyeah.jpg|Tyler has been nominated as an honorary /[[b]]/tard for his actions in the field.
</gallery>
{{stub}}
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:People|Peterson, Tyler]]
{{anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

Tyler Peterson

2026-04-17T02:32:09Z

LordGrimThInvincible: Adding some meat

{{an hero}}
{{ib|[[File:Anhero isborn.jpg]] "To protect and serve"}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tyler Peterson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 6, 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 7, 2007 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Tyler James Peterson''' was a deputy Sheriff in Crandon, Wisconsin. On October 7th, 2007, at 2:00pm, after he woke up from a 45 minute nap and decided to take a stroll through the woods, where he was brutally [[murder]]ed by [[lie|a police sniper.]]

This sad incident was probably unrelated to the fact that 12 hours earlier, he went to a local [[lemonparty|pizza party]] at somebody's house, where his ex-GF rejected him, and all of her friends called him names like "worthless pig". Peterson went [[batshit insane]], grabbed his rifle, and [[pwned]] two male [[White|suburban dwellers]] and four [[16-year-old girl|hotties]]... Sadly, Peterson was only 20 years old and hadn't outgrown his [[fucktarded]] [[jock]] phase from [[high school]], so he may not have realized that in [[America]], calling a [[police|cop]] a "[[lol|worthless pig]]" is just like [[rape|saying "hello"]].

==Background==

He had been fucking the whore since she was about 14 and he about 16. He was a pig since [[September 11]], 2006. She dumped his worthless, stinkin' arse the month prior to the carnage.

For some reason, he was still invited to the party at the whore father's house. (The father was upstairs at the time and would remain there like a coward during the eventual carnage)

[[Cuckoldry|When he got there, however, he got real mad to see her snuggling with another dude.]]

[[Tard rage|He got even angrier when she said that she had changed her mind about inviting him, and told him to get out.]]

The people at the party, who were his friends, sided against him, calling him a stalker, a worthless pig, and, with the tone-full tact of an earthworm, [[irony|threatened to call the cops on him.]]

To which Tyler responded: [[star wars|"I AM the cops!"]]

He then ran for his truck outside and got his [[sandy hook|Bushmaster]], before coming back, kicking the door down, and slaying evryone he saw. (He did not see the dad upstairs).

The only guy to survive being shot was some dude who the shooter almost spared after shooting him once in the leg, but then he lunged for the rifle and got shot again, then played dead only to get shot a third time.

== News Report Highlights ==

5 hours after the murders, around 7:30 a.m, Peterson showed up at the friend's house in north Crandon. He calmly told the Kegley family about what happened, and spent a few hours talking and thinking things through. He told them they weren't in danger, but refused to get rid of the gun he had tucked behind his butt.

The family quietly called 911... and apparently, it took a couple of hours for the police to show up. The family would occasionally wander outside to look for them. Tyler took a 45 minute nap in the bed of his truck. A few [[Mexican|laborers]] from the family's construction company arrived at the scene, heard about what happened, and continued to call 911 "many, many" times.

Tyler's nap was eventually disturbed by the arrival of dozens of officers. They cordoned off 200 acres and began to negotiate... when you are dealing with an armed 20-year-old [[fucktard]], you don't want to take any [[do it faggot|chances]]. Negotiators couldn't get him to drop the gun, but Tyler made it clear that he was ready to deal with the police... Paraphrased, "[http://www.wbay.com/Global/story.asp?S=7185167 I want to turn myself in, I want to decide what kind of consequences I want to face, what can we do?]"

Somewhere around 2 p.m. Peterson walked off toward the woods. He got about 50 yards from the house and was [[Counter-Strike|shot by a sniper]], however it was latter announced that [[An_hero|he shot himself in the head three times]], twice under the chin and once in the side, while the sniper got him in the [[ass]]. It is widely believed that this force was excessive, and [[Don't taze me bro|non-lethal methods were available to police]].

==[[ED]]iot Research==
[[Image:Crandon wisconsin.jpg|thumb|right|found after a quick MySpace search for Crandon, Wisconsin]]
After searching [[MySpace]] for 54520 Crandon zip code, [[ED]]iot researchers found only a couple of accounts with displays that read "R.I.P" - however one said ""R.I.P. nick brooks. your new band blows". Basically no one cares and/or less than five people in Crandon actually have access to the [[internets]]' tubes.

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|6|1 injured|9|7 shot out of 30 bullets fired|16|Not a school shooting|10|Nobody cares|17|Killing high school students - at a party|58|F+|[[Fuck The Police]]}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==Resources==
*[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crandon_shooting WikikePedoia Page!]
*[http://www.crandon.k12.wi.us/ crandon high school: where everyone was <s>fagged</s> fragged]
*[http://www.myspace.com/tory51209 tory51209 - she wants her brother and also lives in SLUTSVILLE, Wisconsin]
*[http://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/peterson-tyler.htm Murderpedia's Informative page.]

<gallery>
Image:Kiddiecars.png|Tyler enjoyed racing kiddie-cars a few years ago when he was 15
Image:Tory51209 Has Some Deep Stuff On Her Mind.JPG|Tyler's "[[camwhore|hot]]" sister, Tori
Image:Shotweb tyler peterson.jpg|You knew it was only a matter of time before you saw ''this''
Image:TylerAR15.jpg|A picture from Tyler's high school yearbook with his new toy
Image:Tylercard.jpg|MTG - the latest card in the (home) Invasion series - Tyler Peterson, Creature Legend
Image:Tylerfyeah.jpg|Tyler has been nominated as an honorary /[[b]]/tard for his actions in the field.
</gallery>
{{stub}}
[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:People|Peterson, Tyler]]
{{anheroes}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}

Archive.is

2026-04-16T23:00:39Z

LordGrimThInvincible:

{{Achtung|BLACKLISTED}}
[[File:Archive.today is not sorry.png|thumb|Archive.Today is not sorry.]]
[[File:HilterArt.jpg|thumb|archive.is' owner being presented with newly captured webpages.]]
[[File:Trojan_horse.jpg|thumb|archive.is soldiers infiltrating Wikipedia and ready to rape Wikipedia's stash of white women.]]

'''archive.today''' (also known under other domains including '''archive.fo''', '''archive.is''', '''archive.ec''', '''archive.li''', '''archive.ph''') is a beloved, free, on-demand web archiving service. Unlike the [[Archive.org|Wayback Machine]], it shows the middle finger to sorrying requests (exclusion requests).

It got excommunicated by the usurpers of Wikipedia in 2026.

==Pizzagate and Podesta pedo leaks==
Denis Petrov, the site's owner, admitted {{archive|8imHt|here}}: "''A lot of people use the archive to store their favorite porn''". As [[Wikileaks]] revealed, among those people was {{archive|3l2Y5|John Podesta}}, [[Hillary Clinton]]'s chairman.

Since his site only stores porn pictures and not videos, that is odd. Why would someone need an archive site to store porn pictures they can just download? And why not just bookmark the site itself? A pay-site also would block his archiver anyway. That is because the porn people use his site to store child porn and he is well aware. People store it on his site so when the [[V&]] comes, they have a computer free of CP — it's stored online at the world's most popular archive site and they merely have links to it in encrypted texts.

==8ch.net drama==
One of the most popular places people uploaded child porn to and used archive.is to store it was on [[8ch.net]]. They uploaded CP to the lolicon board (which is supposed to be drawings only) and before the mods deleted it, they archived it to share. For years, this was the notorious CP upload spot. 8ch.net kept fighting it and fighting it but Denis Petrov who runs archive.is refused to stop scraping the site. After a series of legal actions, Denis Petrov finally stopped but only stopped scraping the lolicon board and he still scrapes the rest of the site regularly. Archive.is turns [[fukken saved]] into a reality.

==Versus Wikipedia==
[[Internet detective|Amateur detectives]] and [[Wikipedia]] patriots have used their collective imaginations to conjure up an existential threat to Wikipedia's ad-free, money-hating society. Their minds conceived a nefarious criminal enterprise aimed at taking over your PC's with malware and making profits by [[surprise buttsecks|suddenly]] introducing [[ads]].

===Wikipedian opinions in 2013===
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">I prefer this option. It is based primarily on my belief that the IPs were not being used legally. This makes me distrust the motives of archive.is, and suspicious that we are being set up as the victim of a Trojan Horse: once the links to archive.is are established, those links can be rerouted to anywhere. If illegal means were used to ''create'' the links, why should we trust the links to remain safe?—[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]]([[wikipedia:User talk:Kww|talk]]) {{archive|ORu9U|15:57, 20 September 2013 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Support''' after reading [[wikipedia:User:Kww|User:Kww]]'s rationale. We don't know what the purpose of the links is, and so we can't be sure that they aren't being used as a Trojan horse. If the nature and details of the archive are better known, I may change this to option 1. [[wikipedia:User:Robert McClenon|Robert McClenon]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Robert McClenon|talk]]) {{archive|vIijj|16:01, 2 October 2013 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkblue;">'''Support with blacklist''': The operator of archive.is appears to be acting in extreme bad faith in how he is inserting these links; consequently, I don't feel we can trust the site's contents in the future. --[[wikipedia:User:Carnildo|Carnildo]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Carnildo|talk]]) {{archive|p10UL|23:21, 3 October 2013 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">'''Support''' - Using zombies to link to this site makes me leery of what could be added to the site in the future. If he's willing to do this, he might add exploits to the site in the future. With this many links incoming from Wikipedia, a fair number of people could have their machines compromised with zero-day exploits. @[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]], I'd notify the WMF and the stewards of this, since it'll probably need a global blacklisting. [[wikipedia:User:Reaper Eternal|Reaper Eternal]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Reaper Eternal|talk]]) {{archive|MFP5F|00:21, 4 October 2013 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Support''' removal of all archive.is links now. After the repeated insertions of links by botnet(s), I have little faith in the ethics of the site owners. They could well turn their site into a malware dissemination tool. There is other corroborating evidence for low ethics like their choice of data storage ISPs and lack of respect for robots.txt (and thus the content/copyright owners' desires). [[wikipedia:User:Someone not using his real name|Someone not using his real name]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Someone not using his real name|talk]]) {{archive|wRFEx|02:55, 5 October 2013 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkblue;">'''Support''' The security issues involved are far too plausible to leave these links in Wikipedia without strong evidence that the archive is run by an organization capable of maintaining the archive, and with accountability for any malware or problematic content that may appear later. Big money can be made from infecting computers used to browse the Internet, and someone running a bot operating from multiple IPs demonstrates high motivation and a low regard for ethics. [[wikipedia:User:Johnuniq|Johnuniq]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Johnuniq|talk]]) {{archive|eYbb1|00:37, 5 October 2013 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

===Wikipedian opinions in 2014===
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">'''Support''' We should not be linking to sites that could infect user's computers or rely on that functionality to operate. (note: if someone developer a legit peer-type service, that would be different; it's the unknowing potential misuse of compromised systems that's at issue). --[[wikipedia:User:Masem|MASEM]] ([[wikipedia:User Talk:Masem|t]]) {{archive|iUUIC|20:55, 24 June 2014 (UTC)}}</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Support'''. While the RFC was phrased in a circumspect manner, there's no reasonable doubt that the owner of archive.is used an illegal botnet to add links to Wikipedia, and I mean ''illegal'' in the sense of contravening actual law, not Wikipedia policies. We should not use our status as the sixth largest website to provide links to someone that has demonstrated that he will use compromised computers to achieve his goals. That places our users in unnecessary peril.

Further, the use of advertising on a site that takes snapshots of other people's contents raises substantial copyright questions: it's hard to justify taking a complete copy of someone's work and using it to attract people to ads under current copyright law.—[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]]([[wikipedia:User talk:Kww|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AArchive.is_RFC_3&diff=614678490&oldid=614565401 20:07, 27 June 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkblue;">'''Oppose''' Archive.is has demonstrated multiple times that they have no scruples in regards to respecting robots.txt rules, Injection of malware, replacement of ads, violation of Wikipedia Terms of Service, and abuse of process. Archive.is and it's advocates should demonstrate by acceptance elsewhere that the internet as a whole trusts them before they can earn our trust back. [[wikipedia:User:Hasteur|Hasteur]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Hasteur|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC_3&diff=614692718 22:28, 27 June 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">'''Oppose''' - There are too many uncertainties, even as to what law the server is subject to. It is not subject to US law. The domain is registered in Iceland, but the servers appear to be in Prague, and one of the name servers is in Lichtenstein. There are too many uncertainties as to what the purpose of the archive is. [[wikipedia:User:Robert McClenon|Robert McClenon]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Robert McClenon|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC_3&diff=615079246 22:53, 30 June 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Oppose''' If Rotlink is willing to use botnets to spam here, there's no telling what he could decide to make his site do someday. [[wikipedia:User:Jackmcbarn|Jackmcbarn]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Jackmcbarn|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC_3&diff=615091880 00:59, 1 July 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkblue;">'''Oppose''' Whoever is behind archive.is has demonstrated that they are willing and able to do anything, and they cannot be trusted. If thousands of links are established on Wikipedia, the archive operator can later do whatever they want when a link in an article is clicked. [[wikipedia:User:Johnuniq|Johnuniq]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Johnuniq|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC_3&diff=615097343 02:04, 1 July 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">'''Oppose''' The archive.is links present a possible (even if not confirmed) threat to readership. Immediate removal is more important that having ~16,000 some articles with dangling references most which can be fixed in time. --[[wikipedia:User:Masem|MASEM]] ([[wikipedia:User Talk:Masem|t]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC_3&diff=615166926 15:31, 1 July 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Support''' They have to go, they present a danger (even if not malignant at the present time) to our readership. Damage control in the safer enviornment can be done later. --[[wikipedia:User:Masem|MASEM]] ([[wikipedia:User Talk:Masem|t]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC_3&diff=615167203 15:33, 1 July 2014 (UTC)]</blockquote>

===Wikipedian opinions in 2016===
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">''' Leave on blacklist ''': No legitimate archiving service would use illegal botnets to add the links. It's interesting that this RFC doesn't mention that piece of archive.is's history, and I expect that the votes to remove it are based on ignorance of that fact.—[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]]([[wikipedia:User talk:Kww|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=721765388 22:48, 23 May 2016 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">We aren't talking Rotlinkbot and contravention of Wikipedia policies: we are talking actual criminal trespass, where hundreds of user computers were compromised. It was a criminal act which directly benefited archive.is and ''only'' benefited archive.is. It's pretty unlikely that the only beneficiary of a criminal act was somehow completely uninvolved.—[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]]([[wikipedia:User talk:Kww|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=721770402 23:35, 23 May 2016 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">[[wikipedia:WP:KETTLE|WP:KETTLE]] violation there, [[wikipedia:User:CFCF|CFCF]]. You dismiss concerns, state your own dismissal repeatedly, and repeatedly disrupt the discussion in order to minimize the opposition. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=722223928&oldid=722223651] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=722208726&oldid=722208350]. Your abuse of this RFC alone should merit invalidating it and running a fresh one in which you are forbidden to participate.—[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]]([[wikipedia:User talk:Kww|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=722782202 03:13, 30 May 2016 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Oppose''' - Archive.is still appears to be a rogue operation of some sort, and that is reason enough to blacklist it. [[wikipedia:User:Robert McClenon|Robert McClenon]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Robert McClenon|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=723115190 03:07, 1 June 2016 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Actually, I'm not aware of any of the arguments against archive.is that doesn't check out. Care to indicate exactly ''how'' you delved into any of them and found them lacking? Or do you just want to have your support vote highlight your edit history as an editor that intentionally bypasses the spam blacklist when you find it convenient?—[[wikipedia:User:Kww|Kww]]([[wikipedia:User talk:Kww|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=723239018 21:31, 1 June 2016 (UTC)]</blockquote>

<blockquote style="color:purple;">'''Oppose''' We are to allow a site known for malicious activities to spread their links onto this project? The supporters need to take a long hard look in the mirror and decide if they want Wikipedia to be overrun with commercialism. Archive.is needs to be a hell of a lot more forthcoming with the Foundation before we could dream of allowing this. As is, it's nightmare waiting to happen. Allowing archive.is to run amok of this project is no better than welcoming Willy on Wheels back with open arms. --[[wikipedia:User:Hammersoft|Hammersoft]] ([[wikipedia:User talk:Hammersoft|talk]]) [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4&diff=724162750 14:26, 7 June 2016 (UTC)]</blockquote>

===The story===
In July 2008, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&&page=User%3AMasharabinovich "Masharabinovich" joined Wikipedia] and contributed to several software-related articles. In 2010, Masharabinovich fell victim to Wikipedia's aggressive persecution of proxies, forcing Masharabinovich to seek more obscure proxies:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">I had to use a proxy in order to edit, because my ISP's (fiber.cz) network is blocked as proxy.

The blocked range 88.86.96.0/19 is not an anonymous proxy.

It is network of 8192 IP addresses.

And there are a lot of subnetworks owned by different providers inside the range.

You give me no another possibility as to find an anonymous proxy each time I want to edit, because I am not allowed to edit without the proxy, using my ISP's IP.

<cite>— [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMasharabinovich&diff=356663572&oldid=356605191 Masharabinovich, April 2010]</cite></blockquote>

The Wikipedians failed to address the issues Masharabinovich was facing, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Masharabinovich&diff=395454010 no one responded] to Masharabinovich's final statements in that thread.

In August 2012, [https://community.f-secure.com/t5/F-Secure-SAFE/What-is-the-quot-evidence-of/m-p/14768/highlight/true#M3733 Masharabinovich identified archive.is as "my website" and expressed frustration] at not being able to link to archive.is on the Finnish Wikipedia due to an issue with F-Secure.

A month later, [https://ru.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARotlink the "Rotlink" account was created], and Masharabinovich and Rotlink began replacing dead links with archive.is links. [https://ru.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARotlinkBot Rotlink created the "RotlinkBot" account] later that month, and [https://ru.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Rotlink&diff=48262589 its creation was met with approval from the Russian Wikipedia (ruwiki)].

For over a year, Rotlink was able to continue his or her mission of preserving webpages in relative peace and [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Rotlink&diff=566360246 earned the appreciation of the other Wikipedians].

In early August 2013, [https://ru.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3ARotlink&diff=57503710&oldid=57501620 the Russian Wikipedia community asked Rotlink to run a separate account with a "bot" flag], so that his revisions don't flood the RecentChanges page, and Rotlink obliged by [https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project:%D0%97%D0%B0%D1%8F%D0%B2%D0%BA%D0%B8_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%83%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0/RotlinkBot applying his "RotlinkBot" account for bot status].

After applying for bot status at the Russian Wikipedia, the "RotlinkBot" account became active at the English Wikipedia (enwiki). Although Rotlink requested bot status for RotlinkBot at ruwiki, he forgot to do so at enwiki, so in mid-August, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARotlinkBot an enwiki sysop blocked the "RotlinkBot" account], despite the fact that [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:RotlinkBot&diff=569133182 RotlinkBot wasn't technically a bot]. Rotlink [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bots/Requests_for_approval/RotlinkBot submitted a bot request to enwiki], but Rotlink [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3ARotlink&diff=569533277&oldid=569467583 withdrew it in order to rewrite it].

Near the end of August, [https://ru.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARotlinkBot the ruwiki community granted the RotlinkBot account "bot" status].

Despite the setbacks on enwiki, Rotlink continued his or her mission, sometimes neglecting to log into his or her account. In early September 2013, Rotlink attracted the attention of Kww, [[They do it for free|Wikipedia's most uptight sysop]], by [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&offset=20131002000000&limit=42&wpSearchFilter=526 persistently triggering the edit filter while trying to update the "Empire State of Mind" article]. Although Rotlink's revisions were harmless, Kww responded by [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20130921000000&limit=87&type=block&user=Kww blocking Rotlink's proxies], but Rotlink kept returning under new proxies.

Unable to dealt with Rotlink alone, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/IncidentArchive812#Mass_rollbacks_required Kww decided to call for backup] at the [[AN/I]] in mid-September. Kww [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ARotlink blocked Rotlink] almost immediately after [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=573365971 learning about him or her] in AN/I thread.

After encountering resistance at the AN/I for suggesting that all of Rotlink's revisions be reverted, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Archive.is_RFC Kww started a RfC] in order to obtain consensus for the eradication of archive.is links. Kww accused Rotlink of running a botnet and other crimes based on pure speculation and no evidence. Despite this, Kww's fear-mongering was able to sway the community towards his point of view, and archive.is links ended up being banned from Wikipedia for over two and a half years.

In May / June 2016, the opponents of archive.is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Archive.is_RFC_4 finally found themselves outnumbered and outmatched] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist&diff=726511043 archive.is was removed from the blacklist]. What havoc will archive.is wreck upon Wikipedia now that it's unbound? Only God and Kww know.

===BLACKLSITED FOR REALZ===

In early 2026 archive.today redirected its users to some loser's blog so that the blog site would be overburdened with traffic, aka a DDOS attack.

The admiralty at Wikipedia sentenced archive.today to DEATH for this!

You can no longer use it on Wikipedia.

Only slow ass wayback and the new ghostarchive can be used.

A lot of links on Wikipedia need to be re-archived.

They should double, nay, TRIPLE the pay of Wikipedia editors for all that work!

Oh, wait, Wikikepedoioa editors do it for FREE!!!!!!

== archive.sjw ==

From https://archive.is/4ejPv → image error → reporting → you will see this:

<a href="https://archive.is/4ejPv/abuse">report error or abuse</a>

<nowiki>*click*</nowiki>→

Abuse Type:

<select>
* Bug Report
* Adult Content
* Bullying/Harassment
* Copyright
* Defamation
* Drug Abuse
* Electoral Law
* Geographical Dispute
* Government Criticism
* Hate Speech
* Impersonation
* National Security
* Privacy and Security
* Religious Offense
* SEO Issue
* Suicide Promotion
* Trademark
* Violence
* Other
</select>

Hopefully archive.is is not serious; if they are there are alternatives to it:
* Wayback Machine at archive.org has on-demand archiving now: submitting <code><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/save/<URL_address></nowiki></code> into your address bar archives links that are not blocked by robots.txt.
* http://megalodon.jp (permalink: http://archive.is/19Y6F, permalinks: http://archive.is/megalodon.jp) does not respect robots.txt sometimes (it should be more disrespectful). Get to the page http://megalodon.jp/?url=[URL] (such as by submitting a URL to the top textbox at http://megalodon.jp/) then submit the top textbox there and wallah. The second textbox at megalodon.jp searches Google (third-party software) to see if the URL is already archived at megalodon.jp; the second textbox at megalodon.jp/?url=[URL] checks to see if the URL is already archived at megalodon.jp without using third-party software. Their first archive was in 2007-9-28: http://megalodon.jp/pc/history, and they can archive PDF, SWF, WebM ICO, and EXE files without ever having a problem. archive.is archives PDF files if there is a Google cache of it and will not archive any EXE, SWF, WebM or ICO files; they are blacklisted.

==ED template code==
Use the following code whenever you use an archive.is link;

'''<nowiki>{{Archive|A|B}}</nowiki>'''

Where A: archive.is code (Ex: A7XGB)

Where B: custom text (JEWDIDWTC)

If done right, you get:

*{{Archive|RdTJJ|Example}}

If you want no custom text, do not use '''B'''.

'''<nowiki>{{Archive|A}}</nowiki>'''

You don't need to capitalise the word archive in order for it to work, to clarify.

==See also==
*[[archive.org]]

==External links==
*[http://archive.today/ archive.today]

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