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2025-01-03T04:48:11Z

King Faggot:

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2025-01-03T04:46:49Z

King Faggot:

Gangsta

2025-01-02T23:20:14Z

King Faggot:

Fugget About It

2025-01-02T22:11:24Z

King Faggot:

'''''Fugget About It''''' is basically Teletoon(and by extension, [[Canada]])'s answer to [[Family Guy]]. From the legends that brought you [[Deviantart|Johnny Test]] and [[Total Drama]] comes a show about a mafia caporegime named [[Daddy|Jimmy Falcone]], who has to move to [[Canada|Regina, Saskatchewan]] (along with his family) after [[Pwnt|pwning]] his mob boss for sending a bounty on his retarded uncle because he couldn't keep his mouth shut. And you wanna know the most insane part of it all? [[WTF|It's actually pretty good.]]

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==Plot==
One day, fellow mafia capo [[Guido|Jimmy Falcone]] discovers that his braindead uncle and fellow capo [[Stupid|Cheech]] is about to be "[[Pwned|wacked]]" (and rightfully so) for leaking secrets to the mob's enemies. To save his uncle, Jimmy sets out to talk to [[The Man|the Don]] about calling off the hit, [[LMAO|but instead he ends up killing his own boss after he makes a suggestive comment about his daughter.]] Outraged by this betrayal, Jimmy's fellow mobsters put a hit out on him. So the guy's got no other choice but to turn to [[FBI|the feds]] and agrees to go into Witness Protection [[Snitch|in exchange for ratting out his friends and coworkers to them]]. Once the deed is done, Jimmy and his family are moved to [[Canada|Regina— Saskatchewan in Canada]], taking up the surname McDougal.

==Characters==

* '''[[Daddy|Jimmy]]''': The hero of the show. He's an overgrown Manchild (who's always got a cig in his mouth [[Stereotype|for some reason]]) that is responsible enough to hold down a decent Job that can cover all his family's expenses. Is sort of like the Italian counterpart to Peter Griffin, except you know, he actually gives a shit about his family.
* '''[[MILF|Cookie]]''': Jimmy's killjoy of a wife, and the one who clearly wears the pants in the family. Notable for [[Tits|her huge bust]], her [[rage]] fits and the fact that she actually gives a crap about her family unlike [[Family Guy|a certain redhead mom from another show that focuses on the patriarch of a nuclear family.]]
* '''[[Retard|Uncle Cheech]]''': Jimmy's shit-for-brains uncle (as well as the show's comic relief) who's the sole cause as to why the Falcones had to move to Regina, Saskatchewan in the first place. Despite this, he's one of the lulziest characters on the show even though no one likes him in-universe parse for Jimmy.
* '''[[Slut|Theresa]]''': The show's main subject of [[Rule 34]]. She's without question the most sexualized character in the show [[Jailbait|despite being underaged]]. She's spoiled, and flaunts her beauty at every chance she gets.
* '''[[Loser|Petey]]''': Essentially just the Meg Griffin of Fugget About It, who's an [[environmentalist]]. Undoubtedly the least interesting character in the show as all he does mope and [[Moralfag|complain about anything that isn't up to his standards]]. Unsurprisingly, he gets bullied at school pretty often, and after watching at least one episode where he plays a prominent role, you'd probably want to do the same to him as well.
* '''[[Psychopath|Gina]]''': Stewie Griffin 2: Electric Boogaloo. She is the youngest of the family and [[Some argue|debatably the most aggressive]]. She will more than likely become a wanted serial killer in the near future.
* '''[[Moralfag|Strait McCool]]''': Secret agent who was assigned to look after the Falcone family under witness protection, and is the closest thing this show has to a tumblr sexyman. Isn't seen on any of the promotional posters for the show parse for one despite the fact that he's a main character. He's somewhat of a [[Mary Sue]] and a huge [[Moralfag]] to boot, but it's clearly played for laughs and he's all-around a pretty good character who's bound to generate a fair amount of [[lulz]].

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2025-01-02T04:20:00Z

King Faggot:

lol

Bizarre

2025-01-02T03:34:21Z

King Faggot: Redirected page to LOL WUT

#REDIRECT[[LOL WUT]]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

2025-01-01T19:45:13Z

King Faggot:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Diary of a Wimpy Kid''}}
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'''''Diary of a Wimpy Kid''''' is a collection of diaries belonging to a [[Antisocial personality disorder|sociopath]] who manipulates and lies to his friends, family and everyone else in order to climb the social ladder of middle school popularity, the most esteemed pillar of human value in his eyes. [[Shit that will never happen|Believing that he will become rich and famous one day]], Greg Heffley details all the petty, selfish and embarrassing shit that he does in his day-to-day life so that [[luser]]s in the future can laugh at his miserable, cringing, libel-filled life story years later, more likely when it is released to the public as proof to the motive behind some horrible tragedy than becoming a self-published work that people would want to see.

If you're a girl, then you probably have no idea what the fuck this is, as girls were given the faggy rip-off of this series called Dork Diaries.

==Characters==
*'''Greg Heffley''' - The unremarkable faggot responsible for writing these diaries, although he insists that they are "journals" as to not appear a total faggot.
*'''Rowley Jefferson''' - Greg's fat, twinky boyfriend that likes to listen to boy bands and play with girls' toys. Greg often takes advantage of his intellectual inferiority so he has somebody to play Kick the Autistic with.
*'''Rodrick Heffley''' - Greg's lowlife older brother and certified cool guy. He plays in a band called Löded Diper and doesn't afraid of anything.
*'''Manny Heffley''' - Greg's annoying little brother, pigfucker and fellow sociopathic manipulator who should be thrown out of a moving car. During the 2020 [[George Floyd]] protests, he became a symbol of the revolution.
*'''Frank Heffley''' - Greg's dad.
*'''Susan Heffley''' - Greg's mom.
*'''Fregley''' - The weirdest kid in Greg's school. He has a "secret freckle" in an unspecified area that he is eager to show to the normies. Fregley is the type of kid to eat his own poop and do weird dick-stroking shit with your dog while you're not looking.
*'''Holly Hills''' - A blonde bitch who Greg thinks of while he's jacking off. He finds her popularity very attractive.
*'''Rodney James''' - A minor and otherwise unnoteworthy character who played the role of a literal bush during a school play. The books however do not touch upon the fact of him murdering his own mother a decade later.
*'''Patty Farrell''' - Some spoiled bitch who thinks of Greg when she's fingering herself and whose only purpose in both the books and the movies is to be a foil to Greg.

==Lulzy Fan-fictions==
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Though there are no audio readings of it on YouTube, you might also be interested in reading {{Archiveorg|DiaryOfASupremeGentleman|Diary of a Supreme Gentleman}}, the manifesto of [[Elliot Rodger]] rewritten in the style of a Diary of a Wimpy Kid book.

==Greg, the sociopath==

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==#NotMyRodrick==
Sometime in 2017, a new installment to the Diary of a Wimpy Kid film franchise was released and characters were being recasted, including fan-favorite Rodrick Heffley, who was formerly portrayed by Devon Bostick and replaced by some half-nipper named Charlie Wright who looks like a hipster douchebag version of [[Jeff the Killer]]. Obsessed fans of the franchise were pissed at this recasting and started the [[hashtag]] '''#NotMyRodrick''' in hopes that this fugly motherfucker would never act again.

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==Ryan Grantham==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ryan Grantham'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 30, 1998 ({{Age|1998|11|30}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Canadian]]  [[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Child actor}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[No|Need it be said?]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No; turned himself in.}}
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[[File:Rodney James.png|thumb|Rodney James, as he appears in the book.]]
'''Ryan Grantham''' was a child actor who played Rodney James, a relatively unremarkable character in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie. In March 2020, he shot his mom in the back of the head while she was playing piano and then sought out to assassinate [[Justin Trudeau]]. Realizing it would be a lot lulzier to a kill multiple people instead of just one raging homosexual, he then changed course for Simon Fraser University where he was a former student to become yet another [[Columbine copycats|Columbine copycat cunt]]. Once again, he had second thoughts and drove to the police station to turn himself in. In retrospect, Ryan Grantham should have been given the lead role in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie as he truly was a wimpy kid.

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===Graded Score===
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|1|Killed his mom even though she was gonna die of cancer anyways.
|5|Technichally killed his only target, albeit point-blank. Justin Trudeau could still use that bullet though.
|0|Anyone can shoot an old lady in the back of the head.
|5|Caused mild shock in the DOAWK fandom.
|5|Bonus points for being nominally famous. Minus points for being uncommitted.|16|F-|Diary of a Wimpy Killer}}

{{Wanted|1}}

==See Also==
*[[Captain Underpants]]
*[[Anne Frank|Diary of Anne Frank]]
*[[The Turner Diaries]]

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ali Koca'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|{{strike|[[Turkey|turkroach]]}} <br> {{strike|[[Canada|canuck]]}} <br> {{Strike|[[Americunt]]}}... [[Thailand|Thai]]   [[File:MiniflagThailand.png]] }}
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{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''| [[Butthurt|Salt Mine worker]], Saying curse words}}
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{{glow|'''Ali Fuat Koca'''{{Muslim}}}} is a [[Jewtube]] creator, [[Mrbeast]] glazer and Closeted [[furfag]]. His job is Saying Curse words and spreading the most milquetoast opinions on the internet. He has [[Over 9000|2.44 Million]] Undeserved subscribers. The vast majority of his shorts content is bits of history that nobody fucking cares about, Basic bitch opinions on ongoing situations, and [[Shit nobody cares about|personal things]].

== History ==
Ali Koca was Shit out of some random [[Turkroach|turkroach]] Pussy on May 28, 1995. He moved to [[America|Burgerland]] sometime later. In October [[2019]], He created his channel under the name [[Furry|Husky muscles]], hence proving him a retarded Furfag. He later switched up to retarded [[Jewtube]] shorts where he would bitch about "This (Insert subject of video) fucking fucked " and people unironically watch this shit. On March 26, 2024, a bunch of [[CryptoKids|Crypto niggers]] [[raped]] his Jewtube channel. Ali, of course, cried on his [[Twitter|Xitter]]. Jewtube would sadly reinstate his channel, so he would later go back to making his slop yt shorts and faggot rants

== Almost Cancelled ==
Some time in August, He uploaded the [[Epic Fail|Worst take]] on [[Snitch|Dogpack404]], yelling ad hominem attacks like literally every other short he ever made. This time, however, it attracted massive amounts of [[butthurt]], since this individual was a god to the 70 iq internet that would do [[Martin Bryant|highly 70 iq things]] if this phony told them to. Later, he uploaded a video where he [[Retard|called his own fans "parasitic shitdiggers"]] showed that he was a [[Lie|Chess Grandmaster]], although by the end of this fiasco, he would lose around 40,000 subscribers.

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== Cancelled for real ==
On [[Colt Gray|September 4, 2024]], a [[16 year old girl]] named CoCoCrazy uploaded a {{strike|low quality takedown}} expose of Ali Koca, commenting on [[uttp|drsonicv2's]] video with attacks even more baseless than our muscular husky's, where drsonicv2 accused him of being a pedophile because he had a [[gooning|Happy ending massage]] in Thailand. Ali Koca responded to these allegations, stating that they were lying and defaming him., and that the Thai Sex worker was [[Lie|31]]. He then got attacked by fellow low quality content farms [[Spic|sensitive soci3ty]] and breone.

== See Also ==
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]] - Another thai
* [[Masteroogway|Ömer Sastim]] - Fellow Turkroch content creator who thankfully got [[b&]] for being a [[Sonboly|Pro Hitler Mudslime]]
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - X2
* [[Arda Küçükyetim]] - Turkroach
* [[Bald]]
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The 7D

2024-12-14T14:35:06Z

King Faggot:

{{achtung|DISNEY'S LAST GOOD CARTOON IS NOW 10!!!!1!}}

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'''The 7D''' was the last great gasp of creativity from [[Disney|Disney Television Animation]] before it decided on its current path of [[dyke|faggette]] [[Big Brother|propaganda]] with lame ass knock knock-level jokes that even [[Amy Schumer]] would scoff at, masked as a generic [[Sailor Moon|magical girl]] cartoon like [[The Owl House]] and [[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]], or lame ass shit that tries way too hard to be 2deep4u like [[Gravity Falls]]. It is a re-imagining of the eponymous characters from the film Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and their adventures prior to the introduction of Snow White.

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|[[ADHD|Happy]]

|The optimistic one, of the group, [[No shit|hence his name]]. Somehow he manages to make a song out of everything irregardless of the scenario/situation, [[Steven Universe|which normally would be a pretty big flaw and a legit reason to hate him and to skip any episode where he's featured prominently]], if it weren't for the fact that honestly his songs are pretty alright all things considered. Whether or not he's been on [[ecstasy]] in every episode is [[Some argue|up for debate]].

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|[[COVID-19|Sneezy]]

|Perhaps the most deadly of the dwarves, and likely the most diseased. A force to be reckoned with. It's been speculated that he was the one who initially spread the [[Coronavirus]], [[RIP|so they had to take him out before the death rates could get any higher]].

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|[[Autism|Dopey]]

|The quiet one. Despite being the stupid one he's actually shown to be quite skilled at certain things as seen in episodes where he's featured prominently. [[Beastiality|He also has a strong love for animals and even has some in his dorm room]].

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|[[Nerd|Doc]]

|He's the leader, and the most resourceful one of the group. Unlike [[Jimmy Neutron]], his gadgets and inventions usually work perfectly and don't end up harming anyone unless the plot demands that they absolutely do.

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|[[Pussy|Bashful]]

|Absolute wimp. Complete coward. [[Lolwut|Despite this he has the singing voice of a god]]. [[WTF|Also he wants to pipe the queen for some reason]].

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|[[Old|Sleepy]]

|Is by far the most boring of the dwarves. He barely ever gets involved with the plot and has very few episodes where he's featured prominently.

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|[[Complaints|Grumpy]]

|Is by far the best one of the group. Any episode that prominently features him is bound to be [[epic]]. He's the most straightfoward of the dwarves and his sarcasm rivals that of [[Squidward]].

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|[[Idiot|Queen Delightful]]

|The ditsy-as-shit queen of Jollywood (which is where everyone in the show lives). Despite the fact that she's a clueless moron who wouldn't know her asshole from her elbow [[What| she's somehow able to hold the town together]].

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|[[Jew|Lord Starchbottom]]

|Queen Delightful's mild-mannered, self-absorbed assistant. In a nutshell, he's this show's version of [[Squidward]] in which every happen thing that possibly happens in the show happens to him. [[Elliot Rodger|Expect him to shoot up Jollywood in the next episode]].
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|[[Cuckoldry|Grim]] and [[Sexy|Hildy]] Gloom

|The trolls of the show, notice how they fail at trolling. Despite being both a witch and warlock respectively, therefore having the power to rule the world, they instead waste it trying to attain some diamond thing and take over Queen Delightful's kingdom. Grim is a moron, and Hildy's the competent one.
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==See Also==

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*[[Midget]]
*[[Fantasy]]
*[[Phineas and Ferb]]
*[[Animaniacs]] (made by the same creator)
*[[Gravity Falls]]

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2024

2024-12-14T14:31:01Z

King Faggot: And thank God for that

{{time}}
'''2024''' is [[The Current Year|the current year]]; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not ''MORE'' boring than ''2023''. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.

If you need a recap of that other one, [[2023|click here]].

==January==

*1st
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].

*2nd
**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[communist]] and opposition leader [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.

*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.

*4th
**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.

*9th - [[Game Theory|MatPat]] announces his retirement. Thank God.

*12th
**[[Fact|All for a good chef]], [[Wikipedia:Cooking with Lynja|Cooking With Lynja]] dies of [[sick fuck]] throat cancer.
**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]

*15th
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.

*17th - Some [[tranny]] [[Hbomberguy]] rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with [[Black Lives Matter]] advocate [[Chuggaaconroy]] over feet pics with the latter being accused as [[freak|a creep]].

*20th - [[Inanimate Insanity]] Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just [[shit no one cares about]].

*21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.

*29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would [[an hero]] his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every [[Godzilla]] film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

==February==
*1st - [[Black History Month]] begins. Prepare to see a [[nigger]]fest.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[Powerword|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 other, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.

==March==
*1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of [[Dragon Ball Z]] has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
*2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
*12th
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*22nd - [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551]]. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
*30th - Controversy goes on [[Twatter]] about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

==April==
*1st
** [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Awareness]] begins. Fuck those people.
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*10th [[OJ Simpson]] left this [[Life|Mortal Coil]]. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson

==May==
*3rd - [[Taking Down ED|ED DOWNS!]]
*13th - OMFG! [[GameStop Short Squeeze|GameStop Squeeze Again!]]
*19th
** Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING [[Minecraft|MINECRAFT]] 1.0 WITH [[Java|JAVA]] INSTALLER! [[Hahaha no|But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.]]
** Ebrahim Raisi(President of [[Iran]]) was died in plane accident.
*23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
*24th
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts. Search up "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information.

==June==
* 1st
** [[Homosexuality|Fagfest]] starts once again.
** [[T-Series]] got BTFO by [[Mr Beast]]! No longer the most-subscribed channel on [[JewTube]]!

* 2nd - [[Shit nobody cares about|2024 Mexican elections]], [[Wimmins|'''Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo''']] is elected as [[Fail|the first female president]].
* 9th - What a nice day and [[ED]] DOWN AGAIN!
* 12th - Warner Bros. Discover announces that [[Regular Show]] [[Awesome|will be returning with a brand new series and 44 new episodes]].
* 17th - [[ED]] returns under the .gay domain name.
* 20th - [[Masteroogwgay]] gets banned from [[YouTube]].
* 23th - [[Terrorists|Five peaceful religious muslims]] strike at [[Russia]], AGAIN, but this time in [[Sand niggers|Dagestan]], permabanning 22 people (which [[Adolf Hitler|included jews]] and [[christians]]) and injured 45 others, before being [[Grand Theft Auto|wasted]] by [[Cops|teh pigs]].
* 21st - <s>Cody Connors disguises [[Dr DisRespect|Dr. DisRespect]]<nowiki></nowiki>'s ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.</s>
*25th
** [[Dr DisRespect]] outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
** [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*29th - [[Xiaro]], a [[spic]] youtuber from Costa Rica, is doxxed for being a [[Pedobear|Pedophile]]. Average day on a Jewtuber's life, folks.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).

==July==
*7th - [[Crunchyroll]] gets exposed for using [[AI]] to subtitle their [[animu]]s.
*8th - People start taking note of the [[TikTok]] AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
*12th - [[Boogie2988]] strikes again! This time, he pretended to have [[cancer]] and scammed more people.
*13th
**[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|almost gets assassinated]]. If he had died, [[Joe Biden]] would've won.
**Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for [[CP]].
*16th - [[Microsoft]] lays off an entire DEI team. [[GamerGate]] is saved!
*19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of [[Windows]] computers, causing outages all over the world.
*21st - [[Joe Biden]] makes a [[tl;dr]] {{twitter|JoeBiden/status/1815080881981190320|announcement}}. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
*23rd - [[Mr Beast]] finally kicks out [[Tranny|Ava Kris Tyson]]. (You guessed it, [[pedophilia]] again!)
*31st - [[Hamas]] leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in [[Iran]].

==August==
*8th - [[Ukraine]] invades [[Russia]] again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
*9th - [[Susan Wojcicki]] dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
*12th - [[Soyjak.party]] gets temporarily suspended by [[Namecheap]].
*16th
**[[Valve]] decides to end [[TF2]]'s wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
**Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
**[[Shit nobody cares about|Some retard]] decided to fuck up [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by creating yet another shitty attack article called "[[Icewillow9]]", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
*18th
**EWU releases {{ytlink|f1agQE9Hr08|bodycam footage}} of [[Chris-chan]], revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
**A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
*20th
**Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
**[[FurAffinity]] gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to [[Kiwi Farms]].
*21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
*22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
*23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in [[vidya]] history, ''[[Concord]]'', releases.
*26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets [[v&]] in [[France]].
*28th - [[Jewgle]] and [[Tel Aviv]] University release an AI that simulates [[Doom]].
*30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

==September==
*1st - [[Twitter]] gets banned in [[Brazil]].
*3rd - [[And nothing of value was lost|Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.]]
*4th
**14-year-old [[Colt Gray]] shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and [[Fail|only manages to kill 4 people]].
**Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the [[Minecraft]] movie.
*7th
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]] goes for the [[high score]] by picking up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|leading to a manhunt]].
*9th
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
*11th - [[Joe Biden|Today, I'm doing 9/11]].
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*15th
** Synnibear03 is outed as a fucking [[Sick fuck|pedophile]] for sexting 14 year old and stepping away from all of social medias
** [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after [[Ryan Routh|another would-be assassin]] brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[V&|arrested]].
*17th
** [[Israel]] hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from [[Lebanon]] to make them explosive.
** A [[Portugal|portu geese]] [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12-year-old boy]] goes to the [[High score]], using a knife and a ballistic vest, wounding 6 NPCs before being V&.
** In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill [[Epic win|80]] people.
*18th
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]], the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
*20th - Ibrahim Aqil gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
*21st - Smash Bandicoot ([[Powerword]]: Mohamed Hesham) [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U1-mDh7X27QG8uHyXFXeyVmSUObHOCxrUvjWZLNuFVs/edit gets doxed by his toilet].
*22nd - [[YouTube]] announces "The Paused Experience" where fucking ads will play when the video you are watching is paused making more [[PROFIT]] cause they obviously need more money for their shit ass business.
*27th
**Hassan Nasrallah gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
**Godot's community manager goes rogue and decides to block everyone who isn't woke enough.
*28th
**YouTube has a licensing issue with SESAC, resulting in massive butthurt and thousands of overrated shitty music videos getting blocked.
**Iran launches missiles at Israel. [[Twatter]] users applaud and are glad the [[Jews]] are getting their karma.

==October==
*1st
** [[Nintendo]] shuts down Ryujinx. No more [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] emulators.
** Switzerland: A [[china|chink]] wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
*4th
**[[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
**The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by [[Cloudflare]], and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
*7th - 1-year anniversary of the [[Gaza War]]. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
*8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
*9th
**[[Scooby-Doo#Velma|Velma (2023)]] gets canceled.
**[[Nintendo]] releases a $100 alarm clock.
*10th
** The [[Internet Archive]] suffers a massive data breach.
** [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine, killing 28 people.
*12th - [[Fanboy & Chum Chum]] turns 15.
*13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at [[Pokémon|Game Freak]].
** [[Just A Robot]] commits career-suicide by uploading a video where he spends an hour and half trying to defend a pedophile, and got so much backlash that he bawleeted his channel.
*16th
**[[Seriously|Twitter lets people you've blocked see your posts]].
**[[One Direction|Liam Payne]] dies.
*17th
** Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
** Again [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
*18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming [[an hero]] in [[Brazil]].
*20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, [[USA|Murica]] before escaping.
*25th - Some building in [[Spain]] collapses and 3 people died.
*29th - Again in Spain, <s>50</s> no, <s>95</s>, fuck, <s>150</s>... <span class="blink">'''217'''</span> people death and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural [[Lulz|disaster]] is still [[Shit nobody cares about|relevant]] on the news.
*31st
** <big><span class="blink" style="color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;">{{glow|IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!}}</span></big>
** Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. '''Happy Halloween'''

==November==
*1st
**[[No Nut November]] begins.
**[[Wikipedia:Peanut (squirrel)|Peanut the Squirrel]] gets seized and killed by the [[PETA|NYSDEC]].
*3rd - After the Valencia floods, king <s>Felipe</s> Phillip VI and his wife, the queen, are received by the locals with flying dirt. Meanwhile the [[Commie|president]] Pedro Sanchez is also received by flying dirt and also [[Lulz|being shoveled in the back by some random butthurt anticommies]]
*5th
** [[The Donald]] becomes the second president to serve non-consecutive terms, 132 years after Grover Cleveland became the first.
** [[Shit nobody cares about|Equatoguinean vice-president]] [[TL;DR|Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue]] warned about politicians [[Epic win|having sex in their offices]]. Obviously [[False|normal straight sex]]. He also warned that they are going to [[V&|face charges]] if they [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it again.]]
*7th - [[Wikipedia:November 2024 Amsterdam attack|2024 Amsterdam Anti-kike revolution]]; some [[huh|Ajax]] hooligans pissed off about playing a match vs [[Kike|Maccabi Tel-Aviv]], began mobbing around the city.
*18th - a creator of Sprunki has been [[Doxxed]] by [[UTTP]] members.
*26th - [[JackSepticeye]] gets diagnosed with [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism]].

==December==
*1st - Destroy Dick December begins.
*4th - Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, gets assassinated by [[Luigi Mangione]].
*8th - The [[Bashar al-Assad|Assad]] regime ends.
*9th - [[Daniel Penny]] is found not guilty.
*12th - Drones fly over New Jersey.

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2023]]'''
*[[2022|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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