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Kevin Johnson

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[[File:Kevin Johnson pedo.jpg|thumb|300px|KJ demonstrates how he fondled the 14 year old tiny teen titties]]
'''Kevin Johnson''' is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was [[thanks Obama|somehow]] elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the National Basketball Association, Johnson (who [http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2012/02/being_kevin_johnson.html likes to be called] "Baby Barack") was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with a teenaged girl.

In an astounding display of [[hypocrisy]], the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against Donald Sterling{{Jew}}, the jewish owner of the Los Angeles Lakers who, while avoiding fondling and showering with naked 14 year old girls, had [http://forward.com/news/israel/197191/nbas-donald-sterling-tells-girlfriend-in-israel-bl/ a habit] of uttering the word [[nigger]]. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that Sterling's use of the word "nigger" was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.

==Obama and the Democrats==
Johnson has managed to get away with this for so long due to his association with [[Barack Obama]]. With the renewed interest in Mayor Johnson's malfeasance, Obama is being [http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a39009/kevin-johnson-sexual-misconduct-grifting/ encouraged] to disassociate himself with Mayor Johnson, along with [http://fox40.com/2015/10/13/sac-county-democratic-party-chair-says-mayor-johnson-should-step-aside/ the rest of the Democrats].

==Sex Maniac==
[[File:KJ keep calm and pay off the loli.png|thumb|$230,000 ought to do it]]
Johnson is known to love the lolis, and because one 14 year old wasn't enough for his voracious sexual appetite, he set up a fake school, called St Hope Academy. Within these hallowed halls, the young girls could learn about life, love, [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article38993823.html and Mayor Johnson's big black dick]. St Hope Academy also served as a way for Johnson to find other minors to [http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/ harass and fondle].

''Just'' when Mayor Johnson thought it ''couldn't possibly'' get any worse, the police report from the loli he raped in 1996 was released, and it reads like something that would get taken down from even the worst pedo-fantasy "fiction" site. So, if you're into that kind of thing, grab a bottle of lotion and [http://web.archive.org/web/20080529075031/https://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2008/04/15/21/Phoenix_Police.source.prod_affiliate.4.pdf read on]. And just when it ''couldn't'' get ''any worse'', a '''video''' surfaced, wherein the loli in question describes her sexual encounters in a TL;DW video provided by Phoenix PD for the lulz and for graet justice:
<center><youtube>amiyV1GAFqs</youtube></center>

{{quote|1=In the police video, which was taken while Koba was still a minor, she accuses Johnson of "lying naked with her, fondling her breasts and vagina, lathering soap on her in the shower, brushing his penis against her, and asking her to pray to God for forgiveness with him and promise not to tell anyone about what they'd done."|2=[http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2578923-kevin-johnson-faces-pressure-to-resign-as-mayor-amid-allegations-of-molestation Bleacherreport.com]|3=}}

[[File:KJ finger.jpg|thumb|Kevin "Smell My Finger" Johnson]]
[[File:The KJ solution.jpg|thumb|The city's solution to the KJ problem]]
Last Thursday, another [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article21025047.html sexual harassment lawsuit] was filed against Johnson and the City of Sacramento, this time by a 32 year old woman, which shows that [[no|mayor Johnson has completely overcome his pedophilia problem]], but still abuses his position as mayor to take advantage of city employees under him. In light of all this, Johnson was [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article39367176.html advised] to please stop touching everyone, unless it's [[handjob|a handshake]].

==Selling out Sacramento to the NBA==
Johnson is well known for consistently being pwned by Michael Jordan, a magical nigger who can make gold out of shoes. Johnson's own basketball fortune was quickly wasted on [[hookers and blow]], so he took a low paying job as mayor of Sacramento, whose assets he promptly looted, and handed over to the NBA, and provided their beloved Sacramento Kings a billion dollar arena that looks like a dented tuna can. Adam Silver{{Jew}}, commissioner of the NBA, hailed Johnson as a hero.

===''Down in the Valley''===
A documentary called ''Down in the Valley'' that sucked the mayor's dick was [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/marcos-breton/article38838423.html postponed] due to the negative press surrounding Deadspin's {{Archive|tUAAX|publishing}} of the Phoenix PD video and [http://web.archive.org/web/20080529075031/https://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2008/04/15/21/Phoenix_Police.source.prod_affiliate.4.pdf the police report]. The producers have claimed "We will be looking at presentation and content and how we can [[damage control|deal with these matters in a fair and responsible way]]", yet also claimed "[[lie|It’s not a biopic about Mayor Kevin Johnson]]", and "It’s really an underdog story that really speaks to the power of [[rape|sports]]."

==Slumlord==
Johnson, a fine upstanding nigger and credit to his race, decided to betray his own kind by allowing his properties in the ghettos of Sacramento to rot and fill with garbage, thereby devaluing adjacent properties, and encouraging rats and crackheads to thrive.[http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/kevin-johnson-called-slumlord-by-sacramento-residents-14751]

==Charter Schools==
Mayor Johnson colluded with billionaires to hide donations in his tax-exempt scam, St Hope Academy. He beat incumbent Heather Fargo, because it was the year of the nigger apparently. Further, to the author's surprise, Mayor Johnson is a good friend and supporter of the most magical negro of all, [[Obama]]. From Obama, Johnson managed to get $800,000 under AmeriCorps (what's left of the Peace Corps), thus ending any further federal help for the city.[http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/probe-finds-new-clues-in-americorps-ig-scandal/article/93849][http://spectator.org/blog/20971/ig-gate-hush-money-charge-sacramento-mayors-sex-scandal-was-part-probe Note: the missing .PDF in this article] can be found [[:File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf|here]]. Mayor Johnson used his St Hope scam to launder this money so that he can pay more hush money to the little girls he is so fond of raping.

==National Conference of Black Mayors==
[[File:Kevin Johnson racist cartoon.png|thumb|Johnson upon discovering this article]]
After years of doing [[theft|what]] [[corruption|niggers]] [[rape|do]], Johnson's lust for money and lolis finally caught up to him in the form of his power grab at the National Conference of Black Mayors. Johnson exploited a group set up to support niggers in government, took all the cash and is now planning his escape to Mexico. The NCBM intends to sue, and is currently feeding the dirt to [[Gawker|Deadspin]]. Because Johnson has the ''Sacramento Bee'' [https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/on-the-sacramento-bee-39-s-soft/content?oid=17552133 in his back pocket], none of the above stuff ever got him into any trouble, but even the ''Bee'' couldn't resist [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article26663299.html this juicy story]. Johnson's response was to [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article26021188.html sue the city] and the local free paper, ''Sacramento News and Review'', for over 9000 dollars, which will be added to the millions he embezzled from the taxpaying suckers of Sacramento who wanted a basketball player as their mayor. Johnson called the local chapter of the NAACP for blackup, and they provided a distraction by claiming the exposé of his faggotry by the ''News and Review'' was accompanied by a "racist cartoon". This has caused the NAACP to call for a boycott of the only paper willing to tell the full truth about Johnson, which will keep the local niggers ignorant as always.

After renewed interest in Johnson's corruption, he attempted to settle the lawsuit with the NCBM, with the following proviso:
{{quote|1=[NCBM president] Mrs. Williams would retract all of her statements to Deadspin pursuant to the settlement agreement. She would not have to say her statements were false. All she would have to do is retract them and agree not to talk to Deadspin again.|2=Mayor Johnson|3={{Archive|3GUVO|in full damage control mode}} }}

The president of the NCBM, Vanessa Williams (who Johnson tried to throw under the bus during the attempted coup) responded to this offer thus:
{{quote|I am not 15 years old. Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.|NCBM president Vanessa Williams}}

==See also==
*[[Mark Foley]], another pedo-politician
*[[File:Phoenix Police.source.prod affiliate.4.pdf]]
*[[File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf]]

==External links==
*http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/2/
*http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2306017/posts
*https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/kj-goes-on-the-offense/content?oid=616347
*http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/2008-05-31-2628919317_x.htm
*https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/sacramento-arena-lawsuit-unearths-new/content?oid=17159293
*{{Archive|J8eDp}}
*{{Archive|8AaNp}}
*{{Archive|3GUVO}}

{{pedoseries}}

{{timeline|Featured article September 26 & 27, [[2015]]|[[Post-Teenager]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ayaan Hirsi Ali]]}}
[[Category:People|Johnson, Kevin]]

Kevin Johnson

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[[File:Kevin Johnson pedo.jpg|thumb|300px|KJ demonstrates how he fondled the 14 year old tiny teen titties]]
'''Kevin Johnson''' is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was [[thanks Obama|somehow]] elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the National Basketball Association, Johnson (who [http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2012/02/being_kevin_johnson.html likes to be called] "Baby Barack") was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with a teenaged girl.

In an astounding display of [[hypocrisy]], the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against Donald Sterling{{Jew}}, the white owner of the Los Angeles Lakers who, while avoiding fondling and showering with naked 14 year old girls, had [http://forward.com/news/israel/197191/nbas-donald-sterling-tells-girlfriend-in-israel-bl/ a habit] of uttering the word [[nigger]]. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that Sterling's use of the word "nigger" was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.

==Obama and the Democrats==
Johnson has managed to get away with this for so long due to his association with [[Barack Obama]]. With the renewed interest in Mayor Johnson's malfeasance, Obama is being [http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a39009/kevin-johnson-sexual-misconduct-grifting/ encouraged] to disassociate himself with Mayor Johnson, along with [http://fox40.com/2015/10/13/sac-county-democratic-party-chair-says-mayor-johnson-should-step-aside/ the rest of the Democrats].

==Sex Maniac==
[[File:KJ keep calm and pay off the loli.png|thumb|$230,000 ought to do it]]
Johnson is known to love the lolis, and because one 14 year old wasn't enough for his voracious sexual appetite, he set up a fake school, called St Hope Academy. Within these hallowed halls, the young girls could learn about life, love, [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article38993823.html and Mayor Johnson's big black dick]. St Hope Academy also served as a way for Johnson to find other minors to [http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/ harass and fondle].

''Just'' when Mayor Johnson thought it ''couldn't possibly'' get any worse, the police report from the loli he raped in 1996 was released, and it reads like something that would get taken down from even the worst pedo-fantasy "fiction" site. So, if you're into that kind of thing, grab a bottle of lotion and [https://www.scribd.com/doc/282599069/Kevin-Johnson-police-report read on]. And just when it ''couldn't'' get ''any worse'', a '''video''' surfaced, wherein the loli in question describes her sexual encounters in a TL;DW video provided by Phoenix PD for the lulz and for graet justice:
<center><youtube>amiyV1GAFqs</youtube></center>

{{quote|1=In the police video, which was taken while Koba was still a minor, she accuses Johnson of "lying naked with her, fondling her breasts and vagina, lathering soap on her in the shower, brushing his penis against her, and asking her to pray to God for forgiveness with him and promise not to tell anyone about what they'd done."|2=[http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2578923-kevin-johnson-faces-pressure-to-resign-as-mayor-amid-allegations-of-molestation Bleacherreport.com]|3=}}

[[File:KJ finger.jpg|thumb|Kevin "Smell My Finger" Johnson]]
[[File:The KJ solution.jpg|thumb|The city's solution to the KJ problem]]
Last Thursday, another [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article21025047.html sexual harassment lawsuit] was filed against Johnson and the City of Sacramento, this time by a 32 year old woman, which shows that [[no|mayor Johnson has completely overcome his pedophilia problem]], but still abuses his position as mayor to take advantage of city employees under him. In light of all this, Johnson was [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article39367176.html advised] to please stop touching everyone, unless it's [[handjob|a handshake]].

==Selling out Sacramento to the NBA==
Johnson is well known for consistently being pwned by Michael Jordan, a magical nigger who can make gold out of shoes. Johnson's own basketball fortune was quickly wasted on [[hookers and blow]], so he took a low paying job as mayor of Sacramento, whose assets he promptly looted, and handed over to the NBA, and provided their beloved Sacramento Kings a billion dollar arena that looks like a dented tuna can. Adam Silver{{Jew}}, commissioner of the NBA, hailed Johnson as a hero.

===''Down in the Valley''===
A documentary called ''Down in the Valley'' that sucked the mayor's dick was [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/marcos-breton/article38838423.html postponed] due to the negative press surrounding Deadspin's {{Archive|tUAAX|publishing}} of the Phoenix PD video and [http://web.archive.org/web/20080529075031/https://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2008/04/15/21/Phoenix_Police.source.prod_affiliate.4.pdf the police report]. The producers have claimed "We will be looking at presentation and content and how we can [[damage control|deal with these matters in a fair and responsible way]]", yet also claimed "[[lie|It’s not a biopic about Mayor Kevin Johnson]]", and "It’s really an underdog story that really speaks to the power of [[rape|sports]]."

==Slumlord==
Johnson, a fine upstanding nigger and credit to his race, decided to betray his own kind by allowing his properties in the ghettos of Sacramento to rot and fill with garbage, thereby devaluing adjacent properties, and encouraging rats and crackheads to thrive.[http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/kevin-johnson-called-slumlord-by-sacramento-residents-14751]

==Charter Schools==
Mayor Johnson colluded with billionaires to hide donations in his tax-exempt scam, St Hope Academy. He beat incumbent Heather Fargo, because it was the year of the nigger apparently. Further, to the author's surprise, Mayor Johnson is a good friend and supporter of the most magical negro of all, [[Obama]]. From Obama, Johnson managed to get $800,000 under AmeriCorps (what's left of the Peace Corps), thus ending any further federal help for the city.[http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/probe-finds-new-clues-in-americorps-ig-scandal/article/93849][http://spectator.org/blog/20971/ig-gate-hush-money-charge-sacramento-mayors-sex-scandal-was-part-probe Note: the missing .PDF in this article] can be found [[:File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf|here]]. Mayor Johnson used his St Hope scam to launder this money so that he can pay more hush money to the little girls he is so fond of raping.

==National Conference of Black Mayors==
[[File:Kevin Johnson racist cartoon.png|thumb|Johnson upon discovering this article]]
After years of doing [[theft|what]] [[corruption|niggers]] [[rape|do]], Johnson's lust for money and lolis finally caught up to him in the form of his power grab at the National Conference of Black Mayors. Johnson exploited a group set up to support niggers in government, took all the cash and is now planning his escape to Mexico. The NCBM intends to sue, and is currently feeding the dirt to [[Gawker|Deadspin]]. Because Johnson has the ''Sacramento Bee'' [https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/on-the-sacramento-bee-39-s-soft/content?oid=17552133 in his back pocket], none of the above stuff ever got him into any trouble, but even the ''Bee'' couldn't resist [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article26663299.html this juicy story]. Johnson's response was to [http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/city-beat/article26021188.html sue the city] and the local free paper, ''Sacramento News and Review'', for over 9000 dollars, which will be added to the millions he embezzled from the taxpaying suckers of Sacramento who wanted a basketball player as their mayor. Johnson called the local chapter of the NAACP for blackup, and they provided a distraction by claiming the exposé of his faggotry by the ''News and Review'' was accompanied by a "racist cartoon". This has caused the NAACP to call for a boycott of the only paper willing to tell the full truth about Johnson, which will keep the local niggers ignorant as always.

After renewed interest in Johnson's corruption, he attempted to settle the lawsuit with the NCBM, with the following proviso:
{{quote|1=[NCBM president] Mrs. Williams would retract all of her statements to Deadspin pursuant to the settlement agreement. She would not have to say her statements were false. All she would have to do is retract them and agree not to talk to Deadspin again.|2=Mayor Johnson|3={{Archive|3GUVO|in full damage control mode}} }}

The president of the NCBM, Vanessa Williams (who Johnson tried to throw under the bus during the attempted coup) responded to this offer thus:
{{quote|I am not 15 years old. Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.|NCBM president Vanessa Williams}}

==See also==
*[[Mark Foley]], another pedo-politician
*[[File:Phoenix Police.source.prod affiliate.4.pdf]]
*[[File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf]]

==External links==
*http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/2/
*http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2306017/posts
*https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/kj-goes-on-the-offense/content?oid=616347
*http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/2008-05-31-2628919317_x.htm
*https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/sacramento-arena-lawsuit-unearths-new/content?oid=17159293
*{{Archive|J8eDp}}
*{{Archive|8AaNp}}
*{{Archive|3GUVO}}

{{pedoseries}}

{{timeline|Featured article September 26 & 27, [[2015]]|[[Post-Teenager]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ayaan Hirsi Ali]]}}
[[Category:People|Johnson, Kevin]]

File:20091120JointStaffReport.pdf

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File:Phoenix Police.source.prod affiliate.4.pdf

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== Summary ==
Phoenix PD police report for the [[Kevin Johnson]] article

File talk:Gwickwire.jpg

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<center>{{frame|[[File:Gwicksex.png|444px|Serious business m'dear fellow...]]|border=black|background=white}}</center>
{{quote|1=Someone please indef block him until explanation is given, legal threats are retracted, and he agrees to stop pursuing this.|2=Gwickwire|3=[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=547868637 being a hypocrite]}}
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From: "Gregory Wickwire" <gregory.wickwire@g.austincc.edu>
To: contact@encyclopediadramatica.se
Sent: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:24:52 PM
Subject: Copyright Violation

Please be aware that https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Greggles.jpg this image is a copyright violation. As such, if you do not remove it immediately from the site in question, legal action may be taken against the site and anyone who has uploaded it in a proper court of law.

Thank you.
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:Penis. [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

::[[Cigarsex]] never gets old. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 13:43, 4 June 2013 (EDT)

== Wikipediocracy ==

{{squote|1=Assuming you meant me, I never even contacted Microsoft, or Google, or anything. Maybe Microsoft just realizes that they need not feed the trolls there by linking people to it for free advertising for their POV and "wahhhh I was banned :(((" at ED (some people, not all ofc).|2=[http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=47818#p47818 Gwickwire]|3=who checks this page often}}
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:10, 16 June 2013 (EDT)

== very sad. many such cases ==

[[File:hopped up on goofballs.jpg|thumb|gwickwire/charmlet]]
*https://sanangelolive.com/news/crime/2024-01-19/local-man-indicted-stealing-prescription-amphetamines-wal-mart
*https://archive.ph/https://www.tomgreencountysheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num=449244
*https://archive.ph/https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.tomgreencountysheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num%3D449244
{{squote|According to the indictment, on September 10, 2023, Wickwire allegedly stole less than $150,000 worth of amphetamine and dextroamphetamine from two different Wal-Mart Pharmacies. Wickwire is accused of stealing from the Wal-Mart neighborhood market located on 1825 Sherwood Way and 5154 Knickerbocker Road.

Wickwire was arrested on January 18, 2024, and was released the next day on January 19 ,2024. Theft of a Controlled Substance is a third-degree felony which carries a possible sentence of two to 10 years in prison and a possible fine of up to $10,000. Wickwire is due in court next on January 24, 2024 for post indictment reporting.}}
: :( -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:12, 10 February 2024 (EST)

*https://www.pharmacy.texas.gov/_assets/documents/newsletter/2024-nov-disciplinary-summaries.pdf
**https://archive.ph/2s0p1
:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:12, 22 June 2026 (UTC)

File:Riley Huntley x Gwickwire.jpg

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Ramil Nicodemez y Hermo

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#REDIRECT [[High Score/Loserinfo#Chao-Tiao Yumol]]

User talk:CrackRabbit

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== LEGIT Q ==

Do you have the pic that's like "What's all this racket..." [blah blah blah] "...it's VAPORWAVE dad..." [blah blah blah] "This is just slowed down Diana Ross faggot" [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 18:39, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

== [[Vaporwave]] ==

I [[Talk:Vaporwave|thought]] we were gonna use this for the [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]]? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama in this article, and last time I checked that's the criteria for a front page Article of the Now on ED.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 07:21, 24 July 2014 (EDT)
:The [[Portal:Music/Featured_Article|Music Portal]] don't get any meaningful traffic and looking at the pageviews there is apparently interest in [[Vaporwave]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
:i never at anytime suggested to use it on a portal. 
:{{greentext|> I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama}} 
:1) its not my fault you dont get ironic satire. u prob think lil b and the onion are serious/true. 2)this site covers memes and internet phenommna too and vaporwave could be classified as both, seeing as it is an internet subculture on its own, and a genre. figgot. <nowiki>>:^(</nowiki>--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 01:13, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::The only portal (befittingly) at the bottom of that article is Music, and that's exactly where it got featured. If you can get the boss's permission to allow ED's image to be sacrificed in favor of promoting your favorite obscure music genre, lmk and we'll feature it as AOTN. Otherwise I'm gonna continue doing my job of overseeing the main page.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 01:39, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

{{quote|1=We don't restore incorrectly set AOTNs by "user request" because said user is in yer circle jerk, dude. People are interested in an *ED article* about Vaporwave, not one that jerks its peen. Don't try to make it sound like yer actions were anything but you helping out yer online friend, and don't let these "friendships" cause ya to forget what ED is about. I won't waste my time getting into an edit war over it, so finish the fuckin' job and add a timeline to the end of [[Vaporwave]] and complete the one for [[Clarence]]. Like ya said back when we used to IRC, you and I are nothing alike.|2=[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASchnookums&action=historysubmit&diff=659105&oldid=657779 Sickpuppy]}}

He must be trolling us because there is no way he could be taking an AOTN so seriously. Also didn't you ask Meepsheep to restore that page but he was away? I saw your request hours later and took care of it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 04:22, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

:Yes of course you can set it as AOTN, don't take shit from anyone. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 17:20, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

::{{like|[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]]}} 01:17, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

== featured article ==

lol rip{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 18:06, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

== RE:user request ==

I've restored [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 4, 2014|Article of the Now/August 4]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 02:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

== k ==

Still put them on talk page,right?--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 00:21, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

== re:yo ==

You can message me in IRC. I'm just leveling a druid for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion but I am not going anywhere. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 12:12, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

==Query==
Do you disagree with any criticism of Phil or are you just doing some kind of ad hominem revert. I want to know if you plan to do this based on content or if you plan to revert all my edits. [[File:TI.jpg|15px|link=User talk:T]] 01:52, 26 November 2014 (EST)

== Site Notice ==

I'll put it up, tell me verbatim how you want it to go--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:03, 3 December 2014 (EST)

== yes hello ==

what exactly is your problem now? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 16:04, 13 December 2014 (EST)

== please elaborate ==

Get back to me and elaborate more on that. All i got was that someone has a pic (?) On you. I can't have people threatening or blackmailing my staff and even if u don't coke back it would help out future staff, not to mention me and ed in general. Get back to me please and give me a please with the whole story so i can fix whatever the problem is so it doesn't happen again. You were a valued member of this website and if someone is pulling some shit like i think they are pulling i want to know. Please hit me back and let me know. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:33, 14 December 2014 (EST)

== Thanks for those corrections in [[Pigchan]] ==

My grammar sucks donkey balls :( --[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]] 27th January 2015

== How do I apply for an EDitor? ==

I noticed you left that comment on my page, and I was just wondering. --[[User:MAjOrA|MAjOrA]] Febuary 14, 11:32 AM

== Afrofag ==

Did you happen to see what [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/February_20,_2015|your hero]] recently did?
<youtube>9ocg4GgVoUQ</youtube>
 [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 11:12, 19 February 2015 (EST)
yeah, he thought she was a heckler, and didnt realize she was a female. not the first time he's attacked a fan who climbed on stage. he threw some guy off stage in december, but it didn't make news bc the person he threw off was MALE. he's seeking rehab for his anxiety, tho imo its pobably the weed paranoia. besides its a well known fact that you dont climb on stage at a concert. ironically, i logged in to post his apology as a VOTN lol.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:10, 20 February 2015 (EST)

:Lol, nice. Someone at work had told me this had happened before I read about it on EDF. When I heard Afroman, I immediately thought of you and your VOTNs. [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]  [[File:Information_icon.png|20px|link=User:Vermin/Disclaimer]] 13:33, 20 February 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== liar ==

I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)

== Patlalrique‎ ==

would you QOTN that? thx [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 18:54, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

== Miyazaki Article ==

Regarding the article, naturally any about cartoons or anime will have a gallery of rule 34. I uploaded the "safe" ones, but seeing as most of Ghibli's films' protagonists are 14 and under, I was just wondering if uploading 34 of them would be inadvisable. --[[User:Cloudsoda|Cloudsoda]] 02:19, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

== dildomail ==

hi: drop me a line and i will send you a temp password which will then need to be changed at the webmail interface at mail.dildomail.com, or have Meepsheep drop me a line if you can't. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:06, 17 July 2015 (EDT)
*or, pm me on IRC after i'm done smokin a cig. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:40, 19 July 2015 (EDT)

== Sysop ==

Congrats nigga. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 13:43, 23 November 2015 (EST)
:He's had admin before, but he took some time off. {{user:NKO/sig}} 13:57, 23 November 2015 (EST)
::Congrats, dude! You deserve it (apparently again:)! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:33, 27 November 2015 (EST)

== VOTN ==

Remember to add videos to the [[VOTN]] page when you add one to a date kthx. I'm assuming you just forgot, cuz you should know that by now. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:48, 28 November 2015 (EST)
::sorry, i just forgot.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 19:19, 29 November 2015 (EST)

== Bans ==

{{quote|(show/hide) 18:46, November 27, 2015 CrackRabbit ræped Lolyunohavgudsoftware with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (STOP FUCKING ADDING CATEGORIES FOR EVERY PIC, STOP MAKING NEW USELESS CATEGORIES) }}
 
Talk to someone if you have a problem with what they are doing, don't just ban our most active users for stupid shit. This is why you keep losing ur ops. And also consult with me, hal, ilovejesus69 or schnookums before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 02:32, 29 November 2015 (EST)

{{quote|before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group}}

: if someone is a regular user and they contribute on a regular basis or have been around for a while, please consult with us anyways. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 05:52, 29 November 2015 (EST)

*Did I offend you? You have only been editing one day a month since I said this to you. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 10:53, 25 January 2017 (EST)
:no? idk why you would think that... havent had as much time to edit as i used to, and my computer wasnt working. got a new macbook so now ill be editing moar.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:08, 25 January 2017 (EST)
::Ah ok, just making sure. I drove a few people off a couple/few months ago after I quit drinking and broke up with adezero. My brain is confusing people apparently lol. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 11:21, 25 January 2017 (EST)

==Why Are You Taking Out The Placeholders==
I'm working on that right now, digging through hundreds of articles is slow though, it's taking me a couple hours to find each one. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:05, 8 March 2016 (EST)
::no need for placeholders on a mainspace article really... if it causes u 2 sperg out so bad, use the <nowiki></nowiki> markup shit so that ppl reading the article dont have to see a bunch of unrelated non-content.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 22:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)

Mainspace article? LOL WUT, 18 hours ago it was a random stub with one paragraph about some random animoo shit. I'm literally working on this right now, I am actually in the direct process of editing the stub and turning it into an actual article. It's like you're reversing someone's edits as they're in the process of editing an article. LOL Why don't you do something constructive and help me find the FaceBook link to the Star Wars toy break dance article. Or go screen cap one of the Kanye "Twitter updates" (preferably one of them that has funny comments). Seriously do you know how many shit articles Wired craps out in a day? Trying to find a specific piece of polished turd within the mountain of crap isn't easy. You could add some more text too. --[[User:Spiders|Spiders]] 22:44, 8 March 2016 (EST)

: [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=CrackRabbit this] should find something better to do than bother [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Spiders this] person. he can use all the placeholders he wants i don't care. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 09:27, 9 March 2016 (EST)

== Tomoko ==

I see you must like her, Watamote is an interesting anime, but I don't see her connection to America. Surely, if anything, Captain America would fit in. Tomoko is Japanese... technically. [[User:Anoned|Anoned]] 03:25, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

== Portals ==

Hey, I don't mean to be rude but you forgot to add [[Gab.ai]] to the Social Media featured article archive (I did it for you), try to remember next time. [[User:Wonka's Wild Willy|OOMPA LOOMPA ]][[User Talk:Wonka's Wild Willy| WORK FACTORY]] 12:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)

== New Right==
TL;DR Sibin flushed it, because he hates kebab. {{archive|ahrVp|There only exists this shitty archive}} 
But it is so bad, you shouldn't use anything from it. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 15:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)

== Hi ==
{{approve4|contributing stuff}}

keep writing more shit for ED man -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 16:27, 16 February 2017 (EST)

== u SUCK ==

<nowiki>:3</nowiki> [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 01:43, 3 March 2017 (EST)

== cl0r0x ==

You give Clorox back to me right now you motherfucker. Her and I should have had children now. Also, "asexual" isn't even a thing you jerkoff douchebag. _ [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 22:02, 30 April 2017 (EDT)
:Um yeah, sorry, I have delusions now and then. Basically what I told you on Twitter. Sorry, dude. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 16:35, 1 May 2017 (EDT)

== Can you protect all Mr.Enter related articles? ==

These dickriders have been going insane, so maybe protecting the articles will probably make them give up and cry in the corner like a bitchy baby. --[[User:Niglord|Monkey Lord]] [[User talk:Niglord|heil me]] [[file:Crackhead_nigga.png|40px|link=Special:Contributions/Niglord]] 16:56, 30 March 2020 (UTC)

== [[AmericanDad86]] ==
Could you look at deleting this shitty attack article? It's about some random-ass obscure nignog who was on Wikipedia for a couple months and reads like autistic sperging because it is. [[User:2nd Go|2nd Go]] ([[User talk:2nd Go|talk]]) 17:56, 8 May 2020 (UTC)
:You made an account just to tell us to delete this article. It will stay up. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] [[User talk:Zagan|(talk)]] 19:42, 9 May 2020 (UTC)

== thumbnails ==

why are you uploading thumbnails of these pics? arent the full images available from the 2017 archive?-[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] ([[User talk:Boudica|talk]]) 05:59, 7 July 2020 (UTC)

==hello==
Thanks for helping out with GPK, got a few days free now so intend to get more done myself; going to take a look at 'video nasty' but I seem to remember it being a pain in the arse formatting the first time around, the images are all easily replaced though. [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 00:07, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

== Can I join the restoration Team. ==

PLeez.
::[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

== The Jews did WTC gif is missing. We need to get it back. ==

Hey CrackRabbit, could you please ad back the JewsdidWTC Gif back?
:[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]

==Good Job==
{{approve2|the restoration work}}
You're a real champ, champ! [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 07:06, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

== Question... ==

Is it true that your lips are painted orange with the tanning spray from Donald Trump's cock? -[[User:J3wzus|Jewzus Christ]] ([[User talk:J3wzus|Talk]]) 05:44 (EDT)

== Quick Question... ==

Why do you hate Onideus so much? [[User:Reverberator|Reverberator]] ([[User talk:Reverberator|Talk]]) 01:43 10 june 2021 (EDT)

== Re:The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg ==

"The title "File talk:Clown Makeup meme - The Goverment would never become tyrannical.jpg" [[OY VEY|has been banned from creation]]. It matches the following blacklist entry: ^.{71,}$" [[File:Dancing Spiderman.gif]] [[User:Dancing Spiderman|Dancing Spiderman]]

== Apparently Junius Thaddeus killed himself. ==

He apparently couldn't deal with some gay shit and now he's dead. Rest in piss faggot. [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] [[User:Dr. Weed|'''Dr. Weed''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[User talk:Dr. Weed|'''(Talk)''']] [[File:Ganjasphere.gif|32px]] [[Special:Contributions/Dr. Weed|'''(Contribs)''']] [[File:420 Weed Joint.gif|45px]] 2:15 14 July 2021 (ECT)

== Archive ==

A few months ago I saw that you were asking me if I still had the archive I used to restore ED back in 2011 but due to how crap ED.wiki was I couldn't reply and now that it's nuked it doesn't matter anyway.
I still had the link to the archive in my old user discussions but I don't know if it can help restore an ED that is messed up beyond 2015 as most old articles seem to be intact. Also you are all a bunch of tards for letting this happen again btw. :-)

http://www.archive.org/download/2010-01-encyclopedia-dramatica/encyclopedia.dramatica.2010.01.13.rar

[[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 15:06, 26 July 2021 (EDT)

== Validity of [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Geoshea Geoshea's article] ==

Hello CrackRabbit, there is a recent article here for a guy who did nothing beyond RP with a girl online, and draw some silly hentai pictures featuring fictional cartoon characters and post them on a site full of similar content, the drama seems to be that there is a four year age gap between the two of them, though this never seemed to bother anyone while they were 'dating', anyway their ''cyber''lationship ended badly and the girl KBOS cried paedo, which somehow triggered all of the people who know both of them to turn against Geoshea, and this is meat or rather ''spam'' of his article here, that he is some kind of malicious cyberpaedo who grooms girls.

Anyway make of that what you will, but it looks like that entire ''faux''asco was fabricated entirely out of ''almost'' nothing by KBOS and her cronies, while Geoshea sat there grumbling and then later whimpering, so really the article should be either deleted or renamed to something regarding KBOS and her pot-stirring, with the content rephrased to reflect this, anyway there should at least be ''both'' the {watch} and {emo} banners at the top of the article.

Now I did actually put those two banners at the top of the article, but there is a user MarioMario456 who seems to be in disagreement with this despite not personally having had anything to do with the event, and rather than start an edit war I decided to try and discuss this same topic here with him, but he does not seem interested and would rather just [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:TabbyGarf#Ban_this_user_and_protect_this_page edit war and request that my profile here be banned] because he falsely believes that I have a biased perspective on this, anyway you can see [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User_talk:MarioMario456#Geoshea.27s_article our quick chat on his discussion page] which links to other relevant info. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 20:38, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:I am friends with CircleyDoesExtracter. Also per my standards Geoshea is a pedo due to the 4 year age gap between him and KBOS. He is also a huge sick fuck as he once sent cum pics to some other girl, this time again with the same age gap. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:11, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello Mario, I don't know who the Circley person you mentioned is, I imagine they had something to do with Geoshea/KBOS, and again the four-year age gap doesn't really sell it, and aside from that it isn't anyone else's business who Geoshea sends pictures of his alleged semen too, I'm sure many people with similar age gaps have been doing this kind of thing over the internet for a while now, just on this occasion it has been blown out of proportion and people are behaving as if they've never heard of sex before, I don't think it would look good for ED's standards to appear as a starving African by keeping up an article as petty as that. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 21:42, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::Circley is a huge hater of Geoshea. Plus, I am perfectly fine with people making CP of fictional characters (it's alright in the US and in my country), but when he [[pedophile|grooms a real person with a 4 year age gap]] (KBOS was a minor), that's when the shit hits the fan. That's common sense. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 21:50, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::No that's just blind legislation which is ''not'' your responsibility, a four year age gap is nothing and you have to look at the context, KBOS could be many times more sexually experienced and manipulative/malicious than Geoshea, and it appears that this may have been the case, anyway I go over this point in more depth on [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User_talk:Geoshea#A_letter_from_KMF%2FCatPeople Geoshea's discussion page on Ficreation], also Geoshea was not 'grooming' anyone, that would imply he had the intention of subjecting them to abusive or exploitative behaviour, such as sexual abuse or human trafficking, as far as I can tell they were just getting their rocks off together which again is no one else's business, KBOS even says they were boyfriend and girlfriend. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:05, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:::::Even if he "apologized", he grooming KBOS and another girl proves otherwise. This time you might even get the banhammer since you are acting like a whiteknight of his. Plus, [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Freighttrain you're a Ficreatard] so I'm 99.9% sure you're whiteknighting Geoshea. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 22:14, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

::::::Again he wasn't grooming anyone, that is something else entirely, he was just getting his rocks off with them, and I'm not Geoshea's 'white knight', I just use his wiki for my blog and I am making sure that I will not have to reupload hundreds of blog images to yet another site, though '''no''' I am ''not'' a Ficreatard, I can tell you haven't seen [https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Freighttrain my blog] yet.

::::::Anyway I think we should just let CrackRabbit reply, don't you. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 22:39, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

:OK, maybe post on the TJC? And say I referred the case to the others to help decide on? Seems like a big situation - and I'm not the one to decide for everyone else, despite having been involved with ED and its community since its' .se domain/incarnation. --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 03:51, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

::Hello CrackRabbit and thank you for your reply, I've posted it in the TJC as you suggested. [[User:Freighttrain|Freighttrain]] ([[User talk:Freighttrain|talk]]) 04:15, 5 August 2021 (EDT)

== Fag ==

<nowiki>{{Megafaggot}}</nowiki>

[[User:C0ccwavz|cwavz]]〔[[User_talk:C0ccwavz|Talk]]〕★10:16 6 August 2021 (EDT)★

== Yo fgt ==

why do some many images of yours keep on Picture of the now? the memes aren't even that funny [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])
:Because he's one of the few that keeps up with it, fggt. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)
::Then I'll finna be the few that updates it then [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 23:16, 10 November 2021 (EST)
:::Unless it's during halloween; which in that case, the dumb cunt will probably delete it. [[User:Somethingfaggy]] 23:26 11 November 2021.

== Archive ==

Thanks for keeping the XOTN up to date. Please be sure to update the XOTN Archives when you add the XOTN. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:37, 25 October 2021 (EDT)

== Improved Signature... ==

--[[File:Desu cock.png|75px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']]

You like it? [[User:Gaylo|Gaylo]] 01:20 23 November 2021
:Interesting take... --[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:37, 27 January 2022 (EST)

== Set XOTN Titles ==

Remember to do it faggot. Let's get the new year started right, I took care of the POTN titles you set already thanks. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 02:54, 3 January 2022 (EST)

== Hey hey cracky ==

It's a friend of yours from [[twatter|shitter]]...

Could you drop your email so that you and I can still talk? [[User:Irvington|Irvington]]
:Btw, be alert cracky, cause the retarded mods will get me confused for someone else.

== This is for you ==
{{Catgirl}}

Keep up the good work, Crack.
—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:42, 18 March 2022 (PT)

== Hey Cracky ==

Please get on the forum so I can have a one on one convo with you please. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|VFW]] 14:34 22 March 2021 (ECT)

== Hey CrackRabb; like you, like ed, wanna keep up with you and ed. ==

You know what your email is? [[User:Basedguy|Basedguy]] ([[User talk:Basedguy|talk]]) 05:52, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

== hy ==

your userpage sucks cocks [[shit_no_one_cares_about |on mobile]]

>:3

--[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 20:43, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

== RE: Sup fam ==

I'm p good, just been bored lately, and along with h64 and some others I thought it would be fun to get back into editing a bit [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 11:06, 15 February 2023 (EST)
:Sure, I'll take a crack at it when I finish a few articles I'm working on/planning to work on [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 09:47, 20 February 2023 (EST)

== Hide And Seek POTN ==

I'm thinking of making that my Christmas card this year but I do have some people in my family that I could use it as a birthday card.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:04, 26 May 2023 (EDT)

== RE: Joey R ==

Long term would def love to contribute. Short term have been pretty busy irl and trying to find more time for online leisure, but ya [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 23:46, 9 June 2023 (EDT)

== [[:File:Rocking Chick.png|what kinda fuckin pedo shit is this?]] ==

Answer me you bitch. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:29, 8 July 2023 (EDT)
:This is his way of asking for the sauce so he can add it to his collection. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:35, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
[[File:SHUT IT DOWN.jpg|450px]]

[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 01:40, 9 July 2023 (EDT)

:I'm not hearing you deny it... [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 01:46, 9 July 2023 (EDT)
::What now is going on? I don't see how some woman in a bikini rockin' out is "p-do"....--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:48, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

** The pic is to super deformed to get an age. I have yet to meet a girl whose head is as big as her torso.
Man. I wonder how thick a girl's neck would have to be if that was real life.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 07:30, 10 July 2023 (EDT)

== How are you today? ==

:) [[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]])

== You should check your forum account more often ==

The registrations on the wiki have been closed for a while (because kaizen was too lazy to re-enable them after a ban-evading vandal) so nowadays wiki accounts are created by sending PMs to wiki admins on the forums asking them for a wiki account. You should have one or more unread PMs asking for wiki accounts, try to read them all. [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 16:57, 16 December 2023 (EST)

== Oops ==

I forgot how suicide inducing that Bing and Bowie song is. I'd have to let you shoot me if I put up "Last Christmas".

There's a game that goes with "Last Christmas" because it gets played so much. If you hear it 5 times, covers count, you lost Christmas. I lost 3 days after Thanksgiving.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:08, 18 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice signature ==

Hi, Rabbit. I wanted to let you know your signature looks nice. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:29, 24 January 2024 (EST)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:40, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== EDitor ==

Hello. Can you please make me an EDitor? [[User:HamasDidNothingWrong|HamasDidNothingWrong]] ([[User talk:HamasDidNothingWrong|talk]]) 10:21, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Full list of “Threats” ==

You know that thing that lists all the threats. I know there’s some shit that’s missing. Could you please use your severe wiki autism to collect all the missing threats? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 05:44, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

== Feel free to delete ==

Please [[Special:DeletePage/Christian_Persch|delete ''Christian Persch'']] for now. I will create a better version later. Thank you. --[[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 12:38, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

== Wiped Out Whathtrnynnty ==

He was making pages over 100,000 characters and some pages said they linked to CP, so to be on the safe side, I just nuked him because he might have slipped CP in somewhere.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:28, 31 March 2025 (UTC)

== Pictures ==

Good and noble sir, i'm probably repeating what you already know, since you are so wise, but we have a problem with pictures loading.

It seems like articles will post pics on the intro of the article but wont load them after that.

I thank my most benevolant lord for taking yhe time to read this.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 15:33, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

== Naomi Seibt ==

If our blonde darling engages in more stupidity or lulz I'm going to make her a page and have a small info paragraph on her and put in a redirect on the [[Greta Thunberg|Greta Thundercunt]] page

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:42, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

* I added some "Sources" to the Elon Musk part of the Naoiki seibt article so we can't be sued

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:16, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

== loud channel ==

this was deathnoticed by the bna tag a while ago. but you're staff and can delete it. so wanted to ask if you want to un-bna it and tag it with something else, or flush. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 20:02, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
:nvm i removed the bna tag, no longer deathnoticed [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:29, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

== whitedate ==

thanks for the FA on the sites portal [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:30, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

== The Boy Who Was Unalived ==

Please tell me that that book was self published.
I can't see a publisher printing a book, like that, for such a small, niche market.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

== I'll put the source in now ==

It can be found [https://www.inquisitr.com/encyclopedia-dramatica-gone-for-good here] and [https://www.themarysue.com/encyclopedia-dramatica-ohinternet/ here]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

* Sorry.😞 It slipped my mind. Won't happen again. I posted the source on the QOTN
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

** Went to [http://archive.is/riLil archive] the page but it already was archived

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])

== Funny ==

I got suspended for a day from <big>'''X,'''</big> because I made a post about how to get rid of evidence reguarding attacking someone with a bat in a post about someone, in a video, talking about putting socks on a bat before you attack someone.

''I was framed''

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:15, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

== SpicDummy isn't taking it well lmao ==

He removed your death notices from [[İsa Aras Mersinli]] and [[Mohammed Merah]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:04, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
:See [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 01:32, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

== iran totn ==

see my post in tjc [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:58, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

== Misspelled XOTNS ==

Sorry thought I could help. Should've realised that would've only given you more work to do by having to delete them. But anyways, there's a few more misspelled XOTNS:

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Ariticle of the Now/January 11, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 9, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 10, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 14, 2026]]
* [[Encyclopedia Daramatica:Picture of the Now/May 15, 2026]]

— [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 15:47, 12 May 2026 (UTC)

== RE: Hey how you been fam ==

I'm good.--[[User:Rvdog815|Rvdog815]] ([[User_talk:Rvdog815|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Rvdog815|contribs]]) 00:37, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

== How Do You Move Page Out Of BNA? ==

I did a lot of work on [[No Kings]] and wanted to move it out of BNA.

Oh, give me a topic. I can't find anything interesting in the news. It's either about Iran or {{Jew}}Israel{{Jew}}

Powerball is worth 225 million. If I hit, after taxes, I can get my 1972 Ferrari Daytona and my 1967 Pontiac GTO Ram Air convertable. The GTO might cost more than the Ferrari because only 56 convertable Ram Airs were made.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:52, 9 June 2026 (UTC)

==Review sandboxed page for movement==
Hello, I saw your request in Needed/Proposed Articles and also thought Clavicular should have a page. [[User:Sphalerite/Sandbox|I recently started one]] (as my first) and have fleshed it out to some extent, with help from EDF. Please review its current state and either move it to the main space or tell me what else it is lacking. Kthx ---- [[User:Sphalerite|Sphalerite]] ([[User talk:Sphalerite|talk]]) 18:29, 10 June 2026 (UTC)

== re:yeshello ==

alive and well. hopefully you are doing at least as good or better. :^3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 06:44, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

Iceberg

2026-06-10T21:17:31Z

Hipcrime: :^)

[[File:Penis_iceberg.PNG|thumb|If you see a penis then you're a pervert]]

'''Iceberg''' can refer to several things on the internet, of which we have articles on two:

*[[Iceberg Image Trend]]
*[[Mario 64 Iceberg]]

If you are seeking something else, then you're in the wrong place.

{{disambig}}

Iceberg

2026-06-10T21:16:50Z

Hipcrime: Created page with "If you see a penis then you're a pervert '''Iceberg''' can refer to several things on the internet, of which we have articles on two: *Iceberg Image Trend *Mario 64 Iceberg If you are seeking something else, then you're in the wrong place. {{disambig}}"

[[File:Penis_iceberg.jpg|thumb|If you see a penis then you're a pervert]]

'''Iceberg''' can refer to several things on the internet, of which we have articles on two:

*[[Iceberg Image Trend]]
*[[Mario 64 Iceberg]]

If you are seeking something else, then you're in the wrong place.

{{disambig}}

File:Penis iceberg.PNG

2026-06-10T21:16:44Z

Hipcrime:

USS Liberty

2026-06-10T21:05:39Z

Hipcrime: /* Aftermath */ correction. feel free to revert

{{Offended}}
{{Jewoffended}}

{{Quote|I don't care if that goddamn ship goes to the bottom of the ocean, and every sailor aboard that ship dies, I'm not going to embarrass our [[enemy|ally]] Israel.|Lyndon Baines Johnson being loyal to [[Jews|America]]}}

{{ib|[[File:USSliberty.png|230px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''USS Liberty incident</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Date'''|June 7, [[1960s|1967]] ({{Age|1967|6|7}} Years ago)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Location'''|[[Egypt]] [[File:MiniflagEgypt.png]] (Maritime)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Killed'''|[[Rule 34|34]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Injured'''| 171}}
{{Ibrow|'''Survivors'''|260}}
{{Ibrow|'''Perpetrator'''|[[Israel]] [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Judaism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''The USS Liberty incident'''{{Jew}} is the worst terrorist attack on a US Naval ship since [[WW2]], and is the first instance of the Zionist committing an atrocious attack on the United states and blaming it on [[Arabs|the Brown people]]. This innovative technique would later be used 30 years later during [[9/11]]. During the 6 day war, Israel wanted [[United States|its little sumbissive puppy boy]] to bomb [[Egypt]] so they could win faster. To provoke this, they decided to [[genius|do something utterly terrible and blame it on Muslims so the US does whatever the fuck it wants it to do]], which unfortunately didn't work because Gentiles aren't retarded and can see through Jewish bullshit. However, LBJ did work with them to censor the living shit out of the incident so no one remembers it.

== Background ==
Around the time of the attack, Israel was in the middle of the [[Shit nobody cares about|6 day war]], because it turns out that when you let a fuckload of egotistical narcissists roam around an area full of [[Islamic]], Goat-fucking canids, the goat-fuckers aren't going to like it very much. Rather than go back to [[Europe]] where they were welcome, the Kikes decided to let a bullshit conflict start over [[Gaza]]. The US, already being under the mind control of [[old media|the electric Jew]], sent a ship with hundreds of sailors to help without question, sending a Belmont-class technical research ship to spy on Egypt. According to international law, since the Liberty was very obviously an American ship (they named her a generic American propaganda cliche word, how the fuck do you mistake that as something Egyptian?), as well as her not being directly involved in the conflict, no nation under any circumstance could attack the ship without facing international repercussions. The admiral of the ship, Admiral Martin, clearly told Israel this. However, he promised that in the unlikely event of an emergency, jets would come from the ship in aid.
==== This means ====
* Attacking the ship would be in violation of international law
* Attacking the ship would be an act of war
* It would be IMPOSSIBLE to mistake the ship for an enemy, because the ship clearly flew the US flag. and even if so, you could correct the mistake before it's too late.
== Attack ==
At 9:55 AM (GMT +2:00), the 3 Mirage jets the Israelis sent were clear to [[rape]] the liberty. They fired on the ship with 30mm cannons and rockets. The crew then hoisted a large American flag (because the already big American flag wasn't enough, nor was the clear Latin letters on the side of the ship). The Jew's explanation for this was that they feared it was a [[Russian]] ship because of the Latin letters on the side (Russians use CYRILLIC, [[Faggots]]). The ship then sent a distress signal out which was received by the USS Saratoga. The USS America dispatched 8 aircraft. Then, torpedo boats came and attacked, which also somehow {{Strike|intentionally ignored}} didn't notice [[No shit|the ship was American]]. A gunner on the ship was about to fire on them, but they saw the Israeli flag, so they stopped firing, although a small [[cum|spurt]] of bullets came out, so this means Jews can rape Americans without consequence because muh bullets accidentally fired when we intentionally betrayed them in every way, shape and form.
== Aftermath ==
The attack was a PR disaster for the Israel lobby, because their [[bullshit]] image of "Muh greatest ally" was about to be shattered, or so they thought. The US and Israel worked together and hard to keep the survivors silent about the attack. They bribed, bullied, and even threatened to kill them and pretend it was [[an hero]]. Of course, LBJ bitched a little bit to then Israeli ambassador '''Avraham Harman'''{{Jew}} but of course since the US is a slave colony of Israel, Johnson simply shrugged it off and pretended it was an accident.
=== Quotes ===
<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 650px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;

|[[God]] saved us from [[Satan|God's]] chosen people | Phil Tourney, Survivor of the attack

|[[Normal people|Goyim]] and their children are all [[animals]]| Yebamoth 98A, showing there's no Jewish extremism, just Judaism

| [[Talmud|Even the best of Goyim should all be killed]]| Jews are quite submissive and kind people

|With Jews, you lose!| [[A. Wyatt Mann]] stating the obvious.

|Behold, I will make them of the Synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews but are not, and I will have them worship me at my feet, and let them know I have loved them | Revelation 3:9, where [[Jesus]] (who was Jewish himself) explicitly warns us about these people

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|'''34'''|Impressive|9|It's a fighter jet, it's possible to do better|20|They trusted you|0.05|[[lol|Completely got away with it]]|25|Forced the US to stay silent about it|88.05|A|Jew couldn't have done it better}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=|custompic=|customdesc={{Bigred|Got away with it HAHAHAHA}}}}
== Summary ==
<center>[[File:Dogsoftheworld2.png|400px]]</center>

== See also ==
*[[9/11]]
*[[JEWS DID WTC]]
*[[Talmud]]

== External link ==
{{Wikilink|USS_Liberty_incident| TOW coverage}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Truth}}
[[category:murder]]

USS Liberty

2026-06-10T21:02:12Z

Hipcrime: /* Quotes */ there is an article for that

{{Offended}}
{{Jewoffended}}

{{Quote|I don't care if that goddamn ship goes to the bottom of the ocean, and every sailor aboard that ship dies, I'm not going to embarrass our [[enemy|ally]] Israel.|Lyndon Baines Johnson being loyal to [[Jews|America]]}}

{{ib|[[File:USSliberty.png|230px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''USS Liberty incident</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Date'''|June 7, [[1960s|1967]] ({{Age|1967|6|7}} Years ago)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Location'''|[[Egypt]] [[File:MiniflagEgypt.png]] (Maritime)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Killed'''|[[Rule 34|34]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Injured'''| 171}}
{{Ibrow|'''Survivors'''|260}}
{{Ibrow|'''Perpetrator'''|[[Israel]] [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Judaism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''The USS Liberty incident'''{{Jew}} is the worst terrorist attack on a US Naval ship since [[WW2]], and is the first instance of the Zionist committing an atrocious attack on the United states and blaming it on [[Arabs|the Brown people]]. This innovative technique would later be used 30 years later during [[9/11]]. During the 6 day war, Israel wanted [[United States|its little sumbissive puppy boy]] to bomb [[Egypt]] so they could win faster. To provoke this, they decided to [[genius|do something utterly terrible and blame it on Muslims so the US does whatever the fuck it wants it to do]], which unfortunately didn't work because Gentiles aren't retarded and can see through Jewish bullshit. However, LBJ did work with them to censor the living shit out of the incident so no one remembers it.

== Background ==
Around the time of the attack, Israel was in the middle of the [[Shit nobody cares about|6 day war]], because it turns out that when you let a fuckload of egotistical narcissists roam around an area full of [[Islamic]], Goat-fucking canids, the goat-fuckers aren't going to like it very much. Rather than go back to [[Europe]] where they were welcome, the Kikes decided to let a bullshit conflict start over [[Gaza]]. The US, already being under the mind control of [[old media|the electric Jew]], sent a ship with hundreds of sailors to help without question, sending a Belmont-class technical research ship to spy on Egypt. According to international law, since the Liberty was very obviously an American ship (they named her a generic American propaganda cliche word, how the fuck do you mistake that as something Egyptian?), as well as her not being directly involved in the conflict, no nation under any circumstance could attack the ship without facing international repercussions. The admiral of the ship, Admiral Martin, clearly told Israel this. However, he promised that in the unlikely event of an emergency, jets would come from the ship in aid.
==== This means ====
* Attacking the ship would be in violation of international law
* Attacking the ship would be an act of war
* It would be IMPOSSIBLE to mistake the ship for an enemy, because the ship clearly flew the US flag. and even if so, you could correct the mistake before it's too late.
== Attack ==
At 9:55 AM (GMT +2:00), the 3 Mirage jets the Israelis sent were clear to [[rape]] the liberty. They fired on the ship with 30mm cannons and rockets. The crew then hoisted a large American flag (because the already big American flag wasn't enough, nor was the clear Latin letters on the side of the ship). The Jew's explanation for this was that they feared it was a [[Russian]] ship because of the Latin letters on the side (Russians use CYRILLIC, [[Faggots]]). The ship then sent a distress signal out which was received by the USS Saratoga. The USS America dispatched 8 aircraft. Then, torpedo boats came and attacked, which also somehow {{Strike|intentionally ignored}} didn't notice [[No shit|the ship was American]]. A gunner on the ship was about to fire on them, but they saw the Israeli flag, so they stopped firing, although a small [[cum|spurt]] of bullets came out, so this means Jews can rape Americans without consequence because muh bullets accidentally fired when we intentionally betrayed them in every way, shape and form.
== Aftermath ==
The attack was a PR disaster for the Israel lobby, because their [[bullshit]] image of "Muh greatest ally" was about to be shattered, or so they thought. The US and Israel worked together and hard to keep the survivors silent about the attack. They bribed, bullied, and even threatened to kill them and pretend it was [[an hero]]. Of course, LBJ bitched a little bit to then Israeli ambassador '''Avraham Harman'''{{Jew}} but of course since the Jews have full control over the US, Johnson simply shrugged it off and pretended it was an accident.
=== Quotes ===
<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 650px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;

|[[God]] saved us from [[Satan|God's]] chosen people | Phil Tourney, Survivor of the attack

|[[Normal people|Goyim]] and their children are all [[animals]]| Yebamoth 98A, showing there's no Jewish extremism, just Judaism

| [[Talmud|Even the best of Goyim should all be killed]]| Jews are quite submissive and kind people

|With Jews, you lose!| [[A. Wyatt Mann]] stating the obvious.

|Behold, I will make them of the Synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews but are not, and I will have them worship me at my feet, and let them know I have loved them | Revelation 3:9, where [[Jesus]] (who was Jewish himself) explicitly warns us about these people

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|'''34'''|Impressive|9|It's a fighter jet, it's possible to do better|20|They trusted you|0.05|[[lol|Completely got away with it]]|25|Forced the US to stay silent about it|88.05|A|Jew couldn't have done it better}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=|custompic=|customdesc={{Bigred|Got away with it HAHAHAHA}}}}
== Summary ==
<center>[[File:Dogsoftheworld2.png|400px]]</center>

== See also ==
*[[9/11]]
*[[JEWS DID WTC]]
*[[Talmud]]

== External link ==
{{Wikilink|USS_Liberty_incident| TOW coverage}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Terrorists}}
{{Truth}}
[[category:murder]]

Owen R.

2026-06-10T20:56:59Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Owen Ruvien to Tarrantulas#Owen Cuckien

#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Owen Cuckien]]

Blink 182

2026-06-10T20:56:57Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Blink-182 to Fat Larry's Band

#REDIRECT [[Fat Larry's Band]]

Belzebu666

2026-06-06T01:27:21Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Brandon Alonso to Tarrantulas#Mexican Nazi Fail

#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Mexican Nazi Fail]]

Mr.HJ

2026-06-06T01:26:16Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Mr. HJ to Tarrantulas#Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition

#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Stephan Balliet: Jeet Edition]]

Stefan

2026-06-06T01:26:09Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Stefan M. to Tarrantulas#Family Guy in Live Action

#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Family Guy in Live Action]]

STEFAN

2026-06-06T01:26:02Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Stefan M. to Tarrantulas#Family Guy in Live Action

#REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Family Guy in Live Action]]

Colegio Puerto Montt Shooting

2026-06-06T01:25:37Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Puerto Montt School Shooting to Columbine Copycats#M.A.C.

#REDIRECT [[Columbine Copycats#M.A.C.]]

User talk:H64

2026-06-06T01:21:16Z

Hipcrime: /* jb article */

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:41, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Lulzcon pix plz ==

Do you still have [https://web.archive.org/web/20080621152613/http://lulzcon.com/photos/v/h64/ the pics] from [[lulzcon]]?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:54, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

:Oh hey I found [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Lulzcon_08_planning#San_Francisco|your comment]] on the original planning page. Anyways, if you ever do find them and have the time, plz upload them. There's practically nothing out there on this, but it seemed like a cool thing. Thanks for responding.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:24, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

== Re: r u active ==

Maybe. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:56, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

== yes ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 03:58, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

== re: whitedate ==

no prob. It needed to be featured on [[Portal:Sites]], its a currently relevant topic/website. plus - the task 'rotation of featured content' on Portals is often neglected, sadly.
keep up the good writing work! --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 16:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

Can you hide the revision history? It has his dox (and on top of that, he was a minor at the time). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 04:49, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

== Request for permission ==

Could you please make me an EDitor so I can work with templates and skip the URL captcha? Thanks. [[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 00:17, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hi==

I'm newfag and send Gmail plz [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:42, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Thank you for [[EDitor]]! — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 19:02, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

== [[Pedro J. Garcia]] ==

Could you hide the revision history like you did with [[Wyatt Tomlin]]? There was a link to a EDF photo where it has his dox. It was from .online, but it is still accessible through the [[wayback]]. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 09:31, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

== Trump is still the Goy Emperor ==

I have to be unbiased in politics because [[User:Baka|Baka]] once took away my Admin status for being too political.

I also lost my Editor status too.

Does this have to do with the [[No Kings]] article That I'm rewriting?

Like I said, have to play nice or I'll lose my Admin status again because I might offend Libs that might want to visit this site.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:06, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

how are you this much of a sperg --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:29, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

: it's cos i drink and it's fun. but hey at least im not a goy [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:47, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

:**[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] do the world a favor and go headbutt a brick wall or lay your neck down on a railroad track. I promise that we'll give you the [[Golden iPod]] Award so that someone may accidently discover that you were alive.

* [[User:H64|H64]] I think I was slamming the libs a lot harder in that rewrite than our God Emperor. You didn't let me get to my next part, "Who Belongs To No Kings?"

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:57, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

lol ur mad --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:59, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

** Huh? Who are you?
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:32, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

saying who are you when u just earlier wrote a sentecne crying about me.

go back to being a shill for israel lmao --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 04:12, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Hey guys no disunity! We ED editors need to be like kikes, united against everyone else!

Stop being so meaan to each other! It dashes my dreams of conquering you all in a giant fire orgy!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 13:02, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

== Made Repairs ==

You'll like No Kings now. You were right. I was being mind controlled by the liberal machine.

I'll finish it tomorrow. I need to find some more good Trump pics and memes.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:33, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

:being a goy cuck to own the libs [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:05, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[Taekesi]] ==

Sorry to bother again, but there was dox on there. [[:File:Doxxingbullshit.png|There's also this image showing it.]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 18:30, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

just wanted to say hi --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:10, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

== I see you're doing a cleanup ==

Check [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:38, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== jb article ==

i dont remember, i think maybe it was because several articles [[Special:WhatLinksHere/Jailbait|still link to it]]. i dont object to its removal given how crappy it is, or maybe just redirect it to [[JailbaitGallery.com]]. anyways i will leave it to you and/or other active admins, im not really around that much these days and when i am around its usually because im drunk again and looking for something to do. btw welcome back bby... lets go [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/14#Crash_the_wicnic_erryday_(Sat_June_23)|cause trouble at one of the WMF functions again]] one of these oul days. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:16, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

*agreed... my number is the same. btw that bum was hot. sadly nothing happened except we shared a liquor bottle so ive at least tasted him and whatever dope he was on. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:21, 6 June 2026 (UTC)

== baleetion of another vanity article ==

since you deleted [[User:LolzieCow69|lolziecow]]'s vanity article, i would also suggest deleting [[Olly|a shitty vanity article]] he made for his friend --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:13, 26 May 2026 (UTC)
:done. btw you can tag articles with {{template|deathnotice}} to queue stuff for review instead of spamming admin talk [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:05, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== More vanity bullshit ==

[[User:Number9999999/USS Liberty]] is a redirect that should not exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 12:44, 27 May 2026 (UTC)
:this is in userspace, sandboxy shit is fine there [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 14:58, 27 May 2026 (UTC)

== Why did you deleted the Beatriz Koretkii article? ==

Why did you deleted the Beatriz Koretkii article? Do you realize she killed a child and did a lot of disgusting crimes? A victim of Bea's created the article to spread awareness cause Bea is a lolcow, pedophile, womanchild and a slander. {{unsigned|LolzieCow69}}

:nobody gives a fuck lol [[User:Mercifulfag|Mercy]] ([[User talk:Mercifulfag|talk]]) 11:03, 31 May 2026 (UTC)

:because it was written like dogshit and i could not figure out wtf it was about after spending literal minutes trying to comprehend all the rambling, so i figured it was more goanimate drama nobody cares about. there is no mention in the original revision or in the most recent revision of her killing anyone either, btw. [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 06:31, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
{{blockquote|Ladies and gentlemen, this final boss named Beatriz Koretkii (also known as SylGamers, and RealBKoretkii2005) is a 21-year-old shitty typical Go!Animate and HTF content creator who has history of lulzy extremely very retardation dramas she caused in a past and present, in summary, she also likes to continuing ongoing online dating and making her behavior very worse and let's not forget about why she is dating 1 millions bfs and gfs in a past and future if they decided to break up with her for obviously reasons|the headline, after scrolling forever past the spam tags to get to it}}

User talk:H64

2026-05-25T09:20:30Z

Hipcrime: /* jb article */ link

User talk:H64

2026-05-25T09:16:11Z

Hipcrime: /* jb article */ new section

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:41, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== Lulzcon pix plz ==

Do you still have [https://web.archive.org/web/20080621152613/http://lulzcon.com/photos/v/h64/ the pics] from [[lulzcon]]?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 14:54, 6 February 2025 (UTC)

:Oh hey I found [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Lulzcon_08_planning#San_Francisco|your comment]] on the original planning page. Anyways, if you ever do find them and have the time, plz upload them. There's practically nothing out there on this, but it seemed like a cool thing. Thanks for responding.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 05:24, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

== Re: r u active ==

Maybe. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:56, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

== yes ==

-[[User:Baka|Baka]] ([[User talk:Baka|talk]]) 03:58, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

== re: whitedate ==

no prob. It needed to be featured on [[Portal:Sites]], its a currently relevant topic/website. plus - the task 'rotation of featured content' on Portals is often neglected, sadly.
keep up the good writing work! --[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 16:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

Can you hide the revision history? It has his dox (and on top of that, he was a minor at the time). - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 04:49, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

== Request for permission ==

Could you please make me an EDitor so I can work with templates and skip the URL captcha? Thanks. [[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 00:17, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

==Hi==

I'm newfag and send Gmail plz [[User:Gdnigger2012|FASCIST SHANTHOSH]] ([[User talk:Gdnigger2012|talk]]) 04:42, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Thank you for [[EDitor]]! — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 19:02, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

== [[Pedro J. Garcia]] ==

Could you hide the revision history like you did with [[Wyatt Tomlin]]? There was a link to a EDF photo where it has his dox. It was from .online, but it is still accessible through the [[wayback]]. — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 09:31, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

== Trump is still the Goy Emperor ==

I have to be unbiased in politics because [[User:Baka|Baka]] once took away my Admin status for being too political.

I also lost my Editor status too.

Does this have to do with the [[No Kings]] article That I'm rewriting?

Like I said, have to play nice or I'll lose my Admin status again because I might offend Libs that might want to visit this site.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:06, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

how are you this much of a sperg --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:29, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

: it's cos i drink and it's fun. but hey at least im not a goy [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 22:47, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

:**[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] do the world a favor and go headbutt a brick wall or lay your neck down on a railroad track. I promise that we'll give you the [[Golden iPod]] Award so that someone may accidently discover that you were alive.

* [[User:H64|H64]] I think I was slamming the libs a lot harder in that rewrite than our God Emperor. You didn't let me get to my next part, "Who Belongs To No Kings?"

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 22:57, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

lol ur mad --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 22:59, 30 April 2026 (UTC)

** Huh? Who are you?
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:32, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

saying who are you when u just earlier wrote a sentecne crying about me.

go back to being a shill for israel lmao --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 04:12, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Hey guys no disunity! We ED editors need to be like kikes, united against everyone else!

Stop being so meaan to each other! It dashes my dreams of conquering you all in a giant fire orgy!

[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] ([[User talk:LordGrimThInvincible|talk]]) 13:02, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

== Made Repairs ==

You'll like No Kings now. You were right. I was being mind controlled by the liberal machine.

I'll finish it tomorrow. I need to find some more good Trump pics and memes.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 23:33, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

:being a goy cuck to own the libs [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 04:05, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

== [[Taekesi]] ==

Sorry to bother again, but there was dox on there. [[:File:Doxxingbullshit.png|There's also this image showing it.]] — [[User:PooF9|PooF9]] ([[User Talk:PooF9|Talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/PooF9|Contribs]]) 18:30, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

just wanted to say hi --[[File:Zoequinnicon.png|40px]] [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] 18:10, 24 May 2026 (UTC)

== I see you're doing a cleanup ==

Check [[User:DinkDummy#My Shooting Creation]] for more pages that shouldn't exist. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 00:38, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

== jb article ==

i dont remember, i think maybe it was because several articles still link to it. i dont object to its removal given how crappy it is, or maybe just redirect it to [[JailbaitGallery.com]]. anyways i will leave it to you and/or other active admins, im not really around that much these days and when i am around its usually because im drunk again and looking for something to do. btw welcome back bby... lets go [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/14#Crash_the_wicnic_erryday_(Sat_June_23)|cause trouble at one of the WMF functions again]] one of these oul days. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:16, 25 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Uncle Ben's Rice/IranianNuclearWeapons

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Hipcrime: /* prescient */ new section

User:Hipcrime

2026-05-08T04:46:09Z

Hipcrime: /* Social media */ -1

<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0">[[File:Nyan Commie Balloonist Animated.gif|70px|link=User:Mr Jonzz/SKC]] </div>
[[File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg|center|763px]]
{{Separator|nyancat|A gift from me to you. Sincerely, TabbyGarf}}
{{vdwinner|November|2010}}
{{OPRestore}}
{{EDGov}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0">[[File:Mudkipwalkin.png|100px|link=OldDirtyBtard]] </div>

==See also==
*[[Special:PrefixIndex/User:Hipcrime]]

==Social media==
*https://gab.com/poko

==External link==
*https://soundcloud.com/hipcrime/pam-tape

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-05-02T16:51:22Z

Hipcrime: /* Delicias School Stabbing */

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL 
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}} 
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
:There's also the [[DeviantArt]] stash link. It's been taken down, but it's still accessible through [[Archive.is]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:23, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
::we can't do much about the archive.is thing, other than not link to it, but again, what dates do you want revisions hidden for? all of them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:03, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah, everything before me adding the NYPA template. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
::::ok done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:59, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

i kiss you --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 19:01, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone here wanna play videogames with me sometime?==

I can play: Shellshockers.io, gats.io, diep.io, pretty much any .io game, probably not much else though because this dragon aint got much gold shekels yet sadly.

Oh! I can also do roblox.

But I think shellshocers would be my preffered one because it has a mostly usable chat feature meanwhile others are nonexistant or censored or unusable.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

== Delicias School Stabbing ==

hello: i was clearing broken redirects and saw this article was deleted by a longtime admin so i wanted to ask you before restoring it whether its worth restoring. i saw you did the most edits to it but did not create it so i figure i will ask you. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:04, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:No internet relevance. She's a failed Mexican stabber, that's it. See the new [[ED Is Not]] section for more info. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:15, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
::alright i figured i should check. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:51, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-05-02T14:04:18Z

Hipcrime: /* Delicias School Stabbing */ new section

Sunnah

2026-04-23T19:59:38Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Sunnis to Islam

#REDIRECT [[Islam]]

Sunni Islam

2026-04-23T19:59:33Z

Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Sunnis to Islam

#REDIRECT [[Islam]]

User:Hipcrime

2026-04-21T22:28:34Z

Hipcrime: S

<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0">[[File:Nyan Commie Balloonist Animated.gif|70px|link=User:Mr Jonzz/SKC]] </div>
[[File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg|center|763px]]
{{Separator|nyancat|A gift from me to you. Sincerely, TabbyGarf}}
{{vdwinner|November|2010}}
{{OPRestore}}
{{EDGov}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0">[[File:Mudkipwalkin.png|100px|link=OldDirtyBtard]] </div>

==See also==
*[[Special:PrefixIndex/User:Hipcrime]]

==Social media==
*https://gettr.com/user/iLvadeL
*https://gab.com/poko

==External link==
*https://soundcloud.com/hipcrime/pam-tape

Template talk:Ds

2026-04-21T22:16:17Z

Hipcrime: correction

== URL changed ==

something happened to their <code>.su</code> domain. their new one is apparently <code>.name</code> but those links don't work (at the moment, at least). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:36, 23 March 2022 (EDT)
:i remember the stormer had a tor hidden service. does it still work? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:39, 23 March 2022 (EDT)

== these will all redirect to the final post ==

any links to DS will redirect to Anglin's final post "Daily Stormer: Putting the Old Bitch to Sleep". -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:15, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Template talk:Ds

2026-04-21T22:15:52Z

Hipcrime: /* these will all redirect to the final post */ new section

== URL changed ==

something happened to their <code>.su</code> domain. their new one is apparently <code>.name</code> but those links don't work (at the moment, at least). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:36, 23 March 2022 (EDT)
:i remember the stormer had a tor hidden service. does it still work? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:39, 23 March 2022 (EDT)

== these will all redirect to the final post ==

any links using this template will redirect to Anglin's final post "Daily Stormer: Putting the Old Bitch to Sleep". -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:15, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Template:Ds

2026-04-21T22:13:40Z

Hipcrime: F

<includeonly> [[File:Dailystormer Favicon.png | link=https://dailystormer.pw/{{{1}}}]] [https://dailystormer.pw/{{{1}}} '''{{{2|{{{1}}}}}}''']</includeonly><noinclude>
== Usage ==

=== Example ===

This:

<pre>{{ds|republican-flyers-spotted-at-arizona-state-university-police-investigating-hate-speech/|Pepe is hate speech, apparently}}</pre>

produces this:

{{ds|republican-flyers-spotted-at-arizona-state-university-police-investigating-hate-speech/|Pepe is hate speech, apparently}}

[[Category:Link Templates]]</noinclude>

Doki Doki

2026-04-06T13:04:01Z

Hipcrime: redirected page to Doki Doki Literature Club! (clearing double redirects)

#REDIRECT [[Doki Doki Literature Club!]]

Talk:Aidan Maese-Czeropski

2026-04-06T13:02:32Z

Hipcrime: /* other video */ new section

== other video ==

[[File:Aidan_Maese_Czeropski_i7MxqLWS_ObnxcOt.mp4|center]]
i found the other video of him getting sodomized but i cant get the pix because my old laptop wont turn on anymore. anyways heres the video, happy fapping. i will work it into the article another time. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 13:02, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

File:Aidan Maese Czeropski i7MxqLWS ObnxcOt.mp4

2026-04-06T13:02:15Z

Hipcrime: Category:Gay Porn

== Summary ==

[[Category:Gay Porn]]

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-03-12T03:58:05Z

Hipcrime: /* links */ :^)

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
----
== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll [https://web.archive.org/web/20150124024829/https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562 tweet]
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

<pre>
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Tue, 02 Oct 2018 18:21:49 -0700 (PDT)
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ivvaAQTwA+yJRRrgwBWCqHxzI6f5vqbo4WUtTHDxT6RkObeKf9lo+yOoTBbutG0p/5ai
rymA==
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Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 21:21:22 -0400
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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
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out? Does that really still need to exist? <div><div dir=
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gmail.com</a>> wrote: </div><blockquote class=3D"gmail_quote" style=
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hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
shawn mcnamara 
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> 
> Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something. 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

<center><youtube>IWR_QlV6lDc</youtube></center>


== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

<pre>
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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

<gallery>
File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
File:GIOVANNI GASPARRO Apparizione di Gesù Bambino a sant'Antonio da Padova 271739118 462480968572312 1631457293968600278 n.jpg
File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

<gallery>
File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
File:Cute ftms F3NgyYnXsAAtOs1.jpg
File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
</gallery>

== diffs to keep ==

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/1119950866 someone vandalized the pride flag article] :^)
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/258630383 someone vandalized ''C Is For Cookie'']

File talk:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg

2026-03-12T03:50:26Z

Hipcrime: /* just as well */ new section

== just as well ==

its probably better to not hunt down this file because it does depict a nude Simon of Trent and why borrow trouble. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:50, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-03-12T03:46:47Z

Hipcrime: /* diffs to keep */

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
----
== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll tweet: {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562}}
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 21:21:22 -0400
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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
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out? Does that really still need to exist? <div><div dir=
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hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

<center><youtube>IWR_QlV6lDc</youtube></center>


== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

<pre>
Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 20:09:06 -0700
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To Shawn McNamara, the domain owner of Wikipedialogs,

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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

<gallery>
File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
File:GIOVANNI GASPARRO Apparizione di Gesù Bambino a sant'Antonio da Padova 271739118 462480968572312 1631457293968600278 n.jpg
File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

<gallery>
File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
File:Cute ftms F3NgyYnXsAAtOs1.jpg
File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
</gallery>

== diffs to keep ==

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/1119950866 someone vandalized the pride flag article] :^)
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/258630383 someone vandalized ''C Is For Cookie'']

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-03-12T03:46:27Z

Hipcrime: /* diffs to keep */ new section

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
----
== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll tweet: {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562}}
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
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take care 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

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== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

<gallery>
File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
File:GIOVANNI GASPARRO Apparizione di Gesù Bambino a sant'Antonio da Padova 271739118 462480968572312 1631457293968600278 n.jpg
File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
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== cute ftms ==

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File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
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File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
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== diffs to keep ==

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/1119950866 someone vandalized the pride flag article] :^)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/258630383 someone vandalized ''C Is For Cookie'']

User talk:FaglyFuck

2026-02-28T01:52:21Z

Hipcrime: /* Elrobertosuperio */ new section

== Elrobertosuperio ==

knock it off. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:52, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

User talk:AlexDesmall

2026-02-28T01:51:20Z

Hipcrime: /* тест */ new section

{{welcome}}[[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 15:17, 9 December 2023 (EST)

== тест ==

pls dont do that unless you want to do it in your sandbox. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:51, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-02-21T02:47:28Z

Hipcrime: /* good job */ new section

Amelia (Pathways)

2026-02-21T02:39:56Z

Hipcrime: clearing double redirect. redirected page to Pathways: Game - Amelia

#REDIRECT [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]

SlimVirgin

2026-02-21T02:38:20Z

Hipcrime: /* See also */ +1

<div style="text-align:center;color:yellow;background-color:black">
<div style="font-size:300%">
A JEW HOPE
</div>
<div style="font-size:240%">
נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר א ב ג י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר ש ת ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ
</div>
<div style="font-size:100%">
Four years before the rise of Citizendium, Wikipedia verges
</div>
<div style="font-size:110%">
on collapse. SLIM VIRGIN, the "Cantabrigian",
</div>
<div style="font-size:120%">
last research assistant of Pierre Salinger, has unleashed
</div>
<div style="font-size:130%">
a ravaging edit war upon an unsuspecting community.
</div>
<div style="font-size:140%">
Crushing all resistance, Slim's war of conquest
</div>
<div style="font-size:150%">
has left TOW scattered and vulnerable
</div>
<div style="font-size:160%">
as countless good Administrators get desysopped
</div>
<div style="font-size:170%">
and many more swear allegiance to the new Wiki Master.
</div>
<div style="font-size:180%">
In the near internets, above the ATTACK SITE
</div>
<div style="font-size:190%">
called ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, some cool editors engage
</div>
<div style="font-size:200%">
the forces of the Dark Virgin in a desperate effort
</div>
<div style="font-size:220%">
to document the DRAMA on the encyclopedia...
</div>
<div style="font-size:240%">
א ב ג י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר ש ת ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ
</div>
</div>

{{spoilers|[[wikipedia:special:diff/1022181310|She died]]}}

[[Image:Agingslim.gif|frame|She's seen better days.]]
[[Image:Newslimphoto.jpg|frame|left|Slimmy all dolled up with no place to go.]]

[[Image:Slimwhore.jpg|frame|right|"Medium height, well proportioned but not athletic, skin so pale it was a bit eerie. Her hair was either red-dyed-black, or black-dyed-red, and was quite long except for bangs cut flat across her brow (think of "Morticia"). She wore blood-red lipstick."]]
[[Image:Webarchive-slimvirgin.jpg|thumb|300px|WE NEED OVERSIGHT! NOW!!1!!1!]]
[[Image:Slimvirginlulz.JPG|thumb|300px|Also partial to the loli.]]

'''SlimVirgin'''{{Jew}} (AKA Linda Mack and Sara McEwan) is [[not Jewish]]. She lives alone nowhere near any close relatives or close friends, in a one-horse town in the middle of the Canadian prairie, just with her two pullover-wearing poodles and a cat. She dyes her hair (compare the photo to the right and the photo to the left) and knows that the rest of her life, approximately 20 or 30 years, she will have to spend alone for having alienated the people around her, including her several ex-boyfriends who she obsesses about and googles all day long. In her mini-sized living room she has five or ten books about Canadian English and British English stylistics and orthography, which she now knows by heart. She also has a cable TV Internet connection, which she will use to drown out her next 20 years of loneliness via Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, even lonely, unsociable hags in the middle of a vast, deserted Canadian fluvial plain. So she has added—click, click—people like lib/"neocon" extremist [[Chip Berlet]] and pornography distributor [[Jimmy Wales]] and [[Jayjg|some extremist orthodox Jew somewhere in eastern North America]] to her "[[friends list]]". But she might as well delete them too.

But on Wikipedia she is just known as a Wikipedia administrator, [[sockpuppet]]eer[http://antisocialmedia.net/?p=115][http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=12097&hl=], [[Victim complex|professional victim]], and former [[spy]].

Around 1990, she betrayed her workmates at ABC Nooz in London by turning over their files to MI5 in order to frame an innocent man of the Lockerbie bombing. Cambridge [[fail|drop-out]] Linda bummed around Germany, Switzerland and France for a few years teaching English as a Second Language to unappreciative rich kids before moving home to Alberta and changing her name to Sarah in an ultimately doomed attempt to change her identity. Supposedly the SlimVirgin name is a reference to olive oil and her being a [[vegan|malnourished]] abstinence kook. She [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Daniel_Brandt&diff=prev&oldid=24251234 created] the article for Daniel Brandt on [[Wikipedia]] and has been dominating her [[The Wikipedia Jews|cohorts and minions]] ever since. For a [[Lie|supposed virgin]], she is an expert [[attention whore]], having "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=55692340 quit]" Wikipedia after a former [[ABC|ABC News]] coworker of hers revealed that one and a half decades before she had led Scotland Yard to raid the ABC News London office in order to confiscate the videotapes of the Libyan Lockerbie bombing suspects. SlimVirgin also [[Wikicide|left]] Wikipedia at the mere prospect of [[Linuxbeak]] allowing banned Wikipedia user and abusive ex-boyfriend [[Blu Aardvark]] to edit again. Alex Schnickerdoodle was quickly shot down, Blu Aardvark stayed banned, and there was much lulz to be had.

SlimVirgin is an animal rights activist yet she keeps two poodles in captivity. She is also married to "animal-lover" [[WolfJLupus]], who she lets take care of her dog most of the day. She owns several articles on the wiki, including ones on New Antisemitism, Animal Rights and [[PETA]] (People Eating Tasty Animals). Lo, the [[furry|fury]] that will descend upon anyone who tampers with her wikipossessions! She is one of the most despised characters on Wikipedia yet is able to rule with the help of Jayjg in the absence of King Jimbo I. This is comparable to the way Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan ruled MASH 4077 whenever Col. Blake or Col. Potter were away.

Q: Why does anyone put up with her? A: She puts out. (Well, she used to. A widespread [[Troll|rumor]] in late 2014 claims that she's slowly dying of congestive heart failure, she's only online a couple of hours a day at most, and that her Wikipedia account is being shared with "[[Creepy|friends]]". But then the sharing part of the rumor has been around since 2006 at least. Whatev, she's still a [[bitch]].)

==The world according to Mack's propaganda==
[[File:Linda mack aka sara mcewan.JPG|thumb|Holy sh-]]
Synopsis:
*The bombing of Dresden was OK.
*Bomb Iran. Now.
*Before you bomb Iran, take the feminists out of there. Let the others die.
*I love Israel.
*Palestine? What is Palestine?
*Which Lebanese civilians? Those are terrorists.
*I love Freud, Jung etc.
*I love feminist intellectualist artists.
*I love slim virgins (Loro Jonggrang). This proves that I don't hate all Indonesians, but only the Indonesian Muslim terrorists.
*I speak for the families of the Lockerbie bombing.
*Salinger was crazy and unfair. Good that he already died.
*Please don't experiment with animals, because the experiments might prove the ideas of psychiatry wrong.
*I'm a multiculturalist, even though I only learned three words of French and German while I was teaching English around Western Europe, but I expect my language students to know more English.
*I love the data-mining Google does for North American and Western European intelligence agencies.
*Fuck Russia. Use EU/NATO color revolutions and Israel to democratize the fuck out of the Caucasus, Middle East, Iran and Central Asia. We need more oil from there.
*Libya/Iran did PA103.
*Jews did not do WTC.

==SlimVirgin's motivation: fetal alcohol syndrome, pro-psychiatry, and lack of a big, tumescent cock==
[[Image:Cup Size 30 AA.GIF|thumb|Cup size: 30 AA]]
SlimVirgin edits Wikipedia because she can't get over being fired by Salinger after acting like an [[attention whore]] after her first date bombed and after she was dumped by her Virginia boyfriend. That's also why she had to make a documentary about the Woodview "Nursing Home", aka madhouse, and why, on Wikipedia, she counters every view that might contradict [[Freud|Jewish pharmaceutical-sponsored psychiatry]]'s views of fetal alcohol syndrome, SlimVirgin's specialty, since she sees anti-psychiatry views as anti-[[bestiality|"animal rights"]] because of animal tests that supported anti-psychiatry hypotheses and since her shrink recommends her to use her poodles to replace her dates. Her sexual frustration also explains her support of Iranians, but only as long as they're eccentric anti-Iranian feminists and why she's sometimes perceived as supposedly "anti-Semitic" or "self-hating", since she uses other Jews to repair the damage caused by her sexual frustration. Her pro-madhouse view reflects her egalitarian "everyone's created equal, but Jews are still superior" view.

Before SlimVirgin was using the name "SlimVirgin" she edited under the name '''Slimv'''. Daniel Brandt also discovered that all edits by this username were immediately oversighted. One Wikipedia Review user found a [http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/zyprexa.html lot of really bad porn] [http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv.html written by "Slimv"] and theorized that she might have a severe sexual frustration. The fact that the characters in her stories are named "Jimmy" and "Danny", and her subsequent username on TOW, lend credence to this theory.

==An example of how she manipulates and destroys her enemies==
[[Image:SlimVirgin5.JPG|thumb|left|SlimVirgin, bitchin' around]]
SlimVirgin also was secretly behind the false rumors that Igor Alexander Bergstein, the Jewish founder of [[The Wikipedia Review|The Holocaust Review]], was actually SlimVirgin's greatest fear, anti-feminist holocaust denier [[Alex Linder]].[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=30578550011e68044787bd09bb6ada19&showtopic=11379&view=findpost&p=41232] Most people still believe Igor is Alex Linder to this day, and Igor was excommunicated by his Jewish family and friends.

==Another example of how she manipulates and destroys her enemies==
SlimVirgin wanted to control lists of Jews, since she found out that [[Alex Linder]] has posted to [[Stormfront]] directly from the Jews list, and she didn't want them to attack anyone who wasn't actually a Jew. Because of this, she attacked [[the beautiful people]], getting them banned, insisting that nobody can be that beautiful, and hence that they must all be the same person, then banning [[Runcorn]] as well, purely because he had sock puppets in the latest [[Harry Potter]] book, which SlimVirgin had got insider knowledge of from [[Malber]], who is J K Rowling's nanny.

==It's funny because it's true==
[[Image:SlimVirgin since 00.JPG|thumb|130px|Making enemies since '00]]
If SlimVirgin gives you an indef block, and then someone else [[unblock]]s saying that you'll have to provide an actual reason, then the unblocking admin gets told that they are wheel warring and is threatened with losing their sysop powers. If then 20 other admins ask SlimVirgin to unblock, and she says no I won't allow it, then it counts as a community ban. If then another 10 more admins say that they will now unblock, and arbcom says that it should be unblocked, then all that SlimVirgin needs to do is to get someone who supports her to write that that user is never to be unblocked, and then disables e-mail. Isn't that right Yamla?

And then they call that a community [[Banned|ban]].

==Spy allegations suppressed by the [[Web 2.0]] lynch mobs and the Name Redacted advocates==
[[Image:Slim_virgin_avatar.jpg|thumb|A whole psyops company designs SlimVirgin's avatars and page decorations; this one from [http://www.wikback.com a rilly stupid Wikipedia fan site] says "One eyebrow so '''I am not Linda''' and '''you will protect and love me."]]
[http://www.mebocom-defilee.ch/ceocities/ebol030101.htm MEBO]:

:''The biggest most important faults at Camp Zeist:''

:''[...]''

:''- no questioning of the former BOSS-agent and principal researcher Mr. MICHAEL MORRIS, AIR INCIDENT RESEARCH, USA ''

:''- no questioning of LINDA [XXXX], named by Michael Morris as (being) an agent''

[http://www.geocities.com/Berlet_archive/virgin.htm Former co-worker:]

:''I was no longer based in London when it happened, but in 1991-92, after Salinger had traveled to Tripoli and successfully interviewed the two Libyan suspects (before their move to Netherlands), Special Branch of Scotland Yard demanded all of our tapes (including those not broadcast). Salinger came to believe that Linda was working for MI-5 and had been from the beginning; assigned genuinely to investigate Panam 103, but also to infiltrate and monitor us. ABC refused to hand over the tapes and other documents the Brits wanted; Special Branch raided our office and Salinger blamed Linda for this. (At two subsequent trials, ABC lost an expensive court case and had to hand over tapes and documents, none of which contained any conclusive evidence about the Libyans). At this point Salinger fired Linda and locked her out of the office, after she had been spreading some malicious rumors about him.''

==Ways SlimVirgin makes Wikipedia suck==
[[Image:Linda and Jayjg.jpg|thumb|HOW BOUT A CHECKUSER FOR FISHING MAH GURL]]
[[Image:Clipper Maid of the Seas.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Slimv's "family" (= two-week date)]]

SlimVirgin runs a [[cabal]] of [[Dungeons and Dragons|high-level]] administrators who come to her aid. The previously mentioned [[Jayjg]] runs CheckUser (in violation of WikiMedia policies) for anyone who criticizes her. She has a [[sockpuppet]] admin named Crum375, who she brings out to make controversial edits, bans and blocks, and who comes to every talk page dispute involving SlimVirgin.

Slimmy plays a control game on Wikipedia in order to maintain her power structure. Even though she runs her own sockpuppet admin, and uses an oversight delete whenever her own IP is disclosed, she has proposed [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Talk:CheckUser_policy#Proposal_to_conduct_random_checks_on_RfAs] that new admin candidates be subject to CheckUser. She regularly sabotages new users who would like administrator rights if they disagree with her wiki-politics [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Gracenotes].

In the power struggle, she's always trying to create a hierarchy of users. She wholeheartedly rejects Jimbo's statement that adminship is no big deal and the meatball essay warning against vested contributors [http://www.usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?VestedContributor]. She wrote, and endorsed, a proposed policy [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editing_policy_pages&diff=53877749&oldid=53877023] that only administrators could edit policy pages. Other times she has endorsed editcount based restrictions for even making a point on discussion pages.

Slimmy is a master at gaming the rules. All of the original core policy pages (Original Research, Neutral Point of View, Reliable sources, etc) were simple declarations of intent for the first several years of Wikipedia. They were very stable, at less than a few hundred edits between them. In early 2005 Slimmy decided to re-write the core policies to her vision. The policies have now, each of them, undergone ''thousands'' of edits. These thousands of edits are the result of daily revert wars between Slimmy and her socks, and sensible people trying to make sense of it all. They cannot be declared stable. They have been re-written to be hard rules of things you can't do, instead of the simple declarations of intent for editors to interpret with common sense. Of course in any rules lawyer dispute over "the rules" the author of the rules will triumph as she and her socks do.

Since it is difficult, even for someone as entrenched as Slimey, to make large wholesale changes to the policies at one time she has mastered some strategies to accomplish it via subterfuge. Her second strategy after bullying using her cabal consorts is to create different and conflicting rules in two or more policy pages, one of which is the version she prefers. Then a month or so later, she re-writes the other page to "reconcile" all of the policy pages to her preference.

For years, TOW [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=Swalwell%2C+Alberta was not allowed] to have an article about a small hamlet in Alberta named Swalwell. Creaton of this article sent several trolls into the ranks of the permabanned. The article gets automatically marked as "trolling" (LOL) and deleted by Crum375, one of her many meatpuppets.

===As Crum375===
[[Image:Slimsock.png|thumb|100px|SlimVirgin with her favorite sockpuppet.]]
Whenever SlimVirgin knows she screwed up big that she's too embarrassed to war over herself, she calls out her puppet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Crum375 Crum375] ([[powerword]] Steve Beer, a heeb from New Jersey, I totally swear) to do the work. Whenever she gets in [[old media|the news]], she goes hiding and Crum375 does the edit warring and reverting any mention of it. When it came to light all the abuse she did to support [[Gary Weiss]] (esp. abusing Cla68), she avoided the issue entirely and let Crum375 go to work. If he's not supporting the SliMonster in some idiotico snotwar, Steve likes to talk about bicycle racing. So he's totally [[ghey]] for [[Cosplay|spandex]] shorts.

==Main SlimVirgin quotations==
[[Image:SlimVirgin with poodle.gif|thumb|Crum375 consults Slim.]]

* ''I taught English as a foreign language (TEFL) when I was in my 20s for a few years all over Europe in private language schools. <nowiki>[...]</nowiki> Slim 17:48, Nov 29, 2004 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Manual_of_Style&diff=prev&oldid=7960380]''

* ''I'm a journalist <nowiki>[...]</nowiki>. I've lived and worked all over the world, including the U.S., Canada, the UK, Germany, France, Switzerland, and the Middle East. I hope I've lost any nationalist, provincial perspectives I had, and hope I can contribute to Wikipedia's multi-national culture. <nowiki>[Revision as of 10:03, 29 December 2004]</nowiki> [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ASweet_Water&diff=17072072&oldid=8917125]''

* ''<nowiki>[...]</nowiki> I had to let out a little squeal of joy, because it means you're a philosopher! There aren't many of us in the Wikipedia, it seems. I studied it as an undergraduate and postgraduate. I didn't even consider continuing with it though because I'd had enough. I loved it at undergraduate level but felt I was drowning doing my thesis, concentrating on ever-shrinking and (in my view) irrelevant pinheads, though with hindsight that was a consequence of how I chose to do it, and I could have chosen differently. <nowiki>[...]</nowiki> SlimVirgin 23:54, Jan 31, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Mel_Etitis&diff=prev&oldid=9841035]''

* ''<nowiki>[...]</nowiki> The other thing I noticed from your bio is that you used to teach TEFL. So did I! I did it for about four years in Europe. I experienced an intensity of boredom during those hour-long sessions, especially the one-to-one sessions, that is impossible to convey, but which taught me, more than any philosophy study could, that we are our brains, and that each brain is essentially alone in a very unfriendly universe. ;-) SlimVirgin 00:09, Feb 1, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Mel_Etitis&diff=prev&oldid=9885946]''
[[Image:Slimdog.jpg|thumb|Crum375 on a cold day.]]

* ''<nowiki>[...]</nowiki> Yes, there were only the two, so s/he was clearly a sock. I don't really mind - I was just curious, and I did give in in the end, so dear old Bernard is now in British English. SlimVirgin 08:33, Feb 17, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Maurreen&diff=prev&oldid=10419409]''

* ''My interests are the Middle East, terrorism, human-rights issues, philosophy, psychoanalysis, and animal liberation. <nowiki>[Revision as of 13:45, 26 February 2005]</nowiki> [http://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=User:SlimVirgin&diff=prev&oldid=83656]''

* ''That's what's very annoying about this, and why I see it as disrupting Wikipedia to make a point. I'm trying to write an article about a long, complicated, unpleasant business, which killed 270 people directly; which was triggered by attacks on Libya or Iran, and possibly both, which killed hundreds; which indirectly led to the deaths of many hundreds, and possibly thousands, of Libyans, because of UN sanctions against Libya, which led to things like planes crashing because of the lack of spare parts; and which may have led to a miscarriage of justice which has put a man in jail for 27 years. Not to mention that it was the UK's largest and most expensive criminal inquiry ever, America's second deadliest attack against civilians, and the only UK trial that I'm aware of to have taken place on foreign soil. All big issues. <nowiki>[...]</nowiki> SlimVirgin (talk) 02:13, Jun 14, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pan_Am_Flight_103&diff=prev&oldid=15150972]''

* ''You're another one in need of a good spanking; it's not for nothing that Wikipedia Review has called me the Lady of Pain. SlimVirgin (talk) 23:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Quadell&diff=prev&oldid=141063680]

* ''And here was me fantasizing that El C welcomed unlimited abuse. When I think of all the fun I had in store for us .... SlimVirgin (talk) 22:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Quadell&diff=prev&oldid=141056423]

==IRC drama==
: [Sep 22 2006 10:45:45] <jwales> SlimVirgin is generally thought of quite highly
: [Sep 22 2006 10:45:49] <NotACow> jwales: no, she's not
: [Sep 22 2006 10:45:55] <NotACow> jwales: she is thought of rather poorly by a LOT of people.
: [Sep 22 2006 10:46:04] <SuppleUrn> wikipediareview.com always complains about SlimVirgin constantly
: [Sep 22 2006 10:46:05] <NotACow> jwales: myself, james, kat, danny.
: [Sep 22 2006 10:46:24] <jwales> SuppleUrn: right, wikipediareview.com. Precisely my point. :)
: [Sep 22 2006 10:49:02] <jwales> Karynn, I ignore what wikipediareview says about you, too. :) You are at least as complained about as slimvirgin, of course, in that venue.

* Note: "NotACow" is [[Kelly Martin]]. Guess who jwales is.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 align="right"
|+ '''Chips and diskettes''': fetishes of frustration, blame deflection, resentment and obsession
|-
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[[Image:Fish and chips.jpg|thumb|center|203px|Slimv's favorite food: [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=3761&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=14926 "Say, may I have one of your ch-ips, lad?"]]]
[[Image:Diskettes.jpg|thumb|center|203px|
[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=9767&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=34515 Brandt 2007-06-18]: "I emailed Neil Croally, who knocked on my door in Arlington, Virginina on 1989-06-05 and introduced himself. He bought some NameBase disks for his girlfriend, who he said was someone named Linda [...]."
[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=1872&st=0&p=10832&#entry10832 Brandt 2006-06-08]: "[Mack] was using NameBase on floppy disks back in 1989-90 (in 1989 it was called SpyBase). There is an outstanding invoice for pages I sent to her at ABC News in London for $11.90, dated 1990-01-22.
[...]
[...] She called me in Arlington, Virginia on 1989-08-11 to tell me that she had been pursuing a rumor about someone who knew all those spooks were on the flight, and who told the Iranians."
[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=9482&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=33347 Brandt 2007-06-07]: "When one analyzes the 2,500 versions of my bio that evolved over the last 20 months, you will see that NameBase, and the PIR organization that was started in 1989 to distribute NameBase, were barely mentioned in the article until a few months ago. PIR was the issue back when [[Chip Berlet]] had a political dispute with me back in 1991."
[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AJohn_Train_Salon&diff=9107942&oldid=9107831 Mack 2005-01-04]: "I removed Daniel Brandt. He's not a credible source [...]."]]
[[Image:Chip Berlet.jpg|thumb|center|100px|[[that other wiki|That other]] chip.]]
|}
==New York Times Magazine Buttsexing of Slim==
On July 1, 2007, SlimeVermin took a shot of cum in the ass from the New York Times Magazine, who totally called her out as the most biased of all Wikipedians, [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html?pagewanted=5&_r=1 because of her zoophilia] (see page 5 of 6). The New York Times Magazine also asserts ED as an authoritative source on SlimVirgin!

{{quote | He associates certain user names with certain political biases, and he recalls an online dustup with someone called Slimvirgin over whether the Animal Liberation Front was a terrorist organization. Personalities can become so pronounced in these debates that some even achieve fame of a sort on snarky Wikipedia anti-fansites like Encyclopedia Dramatica, where Slimvirgin has been thoroughly pilloried. “It’s disgusting on one level,” Rosenthal said, “but it’s also funny... | ''The New York Times Magazine'' }}

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ASlimVirgin%2Fquote&diff=210832192&oldid=210824863 SlimVirgin likes that quote.]

==OhmyNews==
On July 26, 2007, twenty-five days after the New York Times Magazine article, SlimeVermin took yet another blob of ejaculate in the rectum, this time from the Seoul citizen journalism Web site OhmyNews, entitled ''[http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_view.asp?no=374006&rel_no=1 Wikipedia and the Intelligence Services]''.

This was covered by [[Slashdot]] on July 27 [http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/07/07/27/1943254.shtml], by Reddit on July 27 [http://reddit.com/info/29s6r/comments/c29tcg], by [[Digg]] on July 28 [http://digg.com/tech_news/Are_Intelligence_Agencies_Secretly_Censoring_Wikipedia?t=8128773], and in the Wikipedia Signpost on July 30 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2007-07-30/In_the_news], with an admission by [[Jimbo Wales]] that the story was true [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/078336.html], yet still Wikipedia claims that it is entirely fabricated.

==Penis-waving from a feministic "[[attack|Position of Pseudo-Wikness]]"==
Five days after the OhmyNews article, Slim uploaded a [[shoop]]ped self-portrait for Encyclopædia Dramatica readers to contemplate. (Note: The real SV is not a 12-year-old girl, though she has a body like one, which may explain her popularity among Wikipedia's pre-teen and pedophilic editors and admins.)

[[Image:SV-in-black.png]]

==More "pseudowik" penis-waving==

http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikimediameta-l/2007-September/000018.html

:''I'm writing a paper on cyberstalking and harassment, which I hope to hand to the Foundation with a view to educating people about the extent of the problem on the Wikimedia projects, and if possible improving their responses to it.''

:''I'd like to include some concrete examples of cyberstalking or offline stalking that have happened to users as a result of their participation in any of the Wikimedia projects, and particularly where the target was picked on because they were an administrator.''

:''If you've been a target of this yourself, or if you know of anyone who has, I'd appreciate hearing from you at slimvirgin at gmail dot com. All replies will be received in strictest confidence. Your name would not have to be included in the final document, and if you're worried about being exposed in any way, I can change all identifying details. Nothing will be included about you without your express permission.''

:''What I'm most interested in hearing about is how the cyberstalking or harassment made you feel, and what happened when you tried to find support. I'd like to hear about your fears; whether it made you anxious; whether it affected your sleep or appetite, or your health in any other way; and whether you considered ending your association with the project you were involved in (or did end it). Even if your fears felt completely irrational, I'd like to hear about them.''

:''I'd also like to hear from women who feel they were subjected to additional harassment because of their sex, or from gays and members of ethnic minorities who feel they were picked on in whole or in part because of that.''

:''Many thanks,''

:''[Linda]''

Most of the responses she received were complaints that she and her cronies were cyberstalking them. Which she totally was, as her psychobitch friend [[Durova]] had started a private mailing list called [[WpCyberstalking|"wp-cyberstalking"]]. Take a wild guess what Wikipedians were doing on that list. That was where Slim admitted being paid by the British [[Faggot|MI5]] security service. She also "outed" TOW editors there. Posted on the list, 11 October 2007:
:''*The first editor, BenB4, is a sockpuppet of banned editor Nrcprm2026. *Privatemusings is a self-confessed sock. *WAS 4.250 suggested when I was slashdotted that I open my bank accounts to lawyers for the Foundation (perhaps because MI5 has not yet figured out how to pay people discreetly), and who did his best to keep the issue alive on Jimbo's talk page.''

==The Lar Slamdown==
Ever the conspiracy theorist, Slim finally met her match with [[Lar]] when she when for the [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2008-July/094603.html public invective] at him rather than the sooper-sekrit behind-the-scenes checkuser dispute resolution procedures (which is only available to the wiki-clique) and got sucked into an [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/SlimVirgin-Lar ArbCom case]. Just a few months after that in late November 2008, she managed to get her sysop bit suspended by the ArbCom for 6 months. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enSYlCEz5VI And there was much rejoicing].

==Awards==
[[Image:Sabine Ehrenfeld.jpg|frame|right|It's all about the O.]]

* Encyclopædia Dramatica is proud to present the [[Mantanmoreland|Mantanmoreland/ScipioAfricanus]] Award to SlimVirgin for sucking the juice out of her deceased date, [http://sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/doubledate4.html transsexually resuscitating him in a feminist Jewish pornographic story], flunking out of her postgraduate studies, getting fired from her job, and taking out her double[[fail]] frustration on the rest of the internets.
* Received 2nd place in the 3rd annual WP:DICK awards. [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=15604&st=40] (She was edged out by the perennial favorite [[JzG]])
* Received 1st place in the 3rd annual "Tag-Team Category", with the combination of SlimVirgin and [[Crum375]]. [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=15604&st=40]

==Bibliography==
*Hurley, Micheal T.: "I Solemnly Swear: Conmen, DEA, the Media and Pan Am 103", iUniverse, 2004, ISBN 0595299474

==See also==
* [[Attention whore]]
* [[SchmuckyTheCat]] (who picked a fight with her)
* [[Poetlister#Aftermath|Poetlister's harassment of SlimVirgin]]

==External links==

*[http://www.inmemoriam.ca/view-announcement-204732-linda-mack.html Not to be confused with]
*[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/slimslam.html Slim Engine: look for SlimVirgin's edit summaries on TOW. Protip: type "9/11", "jew", "block", "Weiss", "Brandt", "Palestine"... ]
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy]
*[http://berletwatch.freehostia.com/virgin.htm Overstock CEO's memoir]
*[http://antisocialmedia.net/?p=29 A Peek into the Mind of Wikipedia’s SlimVirgin]
*[http://wikitruth.info/index.php?title=SlimVirgin SlimVirgin] - [[Wikitruth]]
*[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/russmag.html Article from the Russian about Slimy and secret agents in general on WP]
*[http://antisocialmedia.net/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.SlimVirgin SlimVirgin's oversights] - AntiSocialMedia wiki
*[http://nonbovine-ruminations.blogspot.com/2007/07/much-furor-about-slimvirgin.html Much furor about SlimVirgin] - blog post by [[Kelly Martin]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Sweet_Blue_Water Whoa blast from the past]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101019160429/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=SlimVirgin&action=edit&section=15 Wikipedia Seeks To Pollute Google Search Engines] - Jewish drama, involving SlimVirgin.
*[http://lockerbiecase.blogspot.com/2007/10/wikipedia-and-lockerbie.html A Prof. Black discovers just how distasteful ToW is (scroll down to his last comment)]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Abdel_Basset_Ali_al-Megrahi&diff=prev&oldid=15052534 Some of her work at WP]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/C68-FM-SV#Statement_by_SlimVirgin A new RfA - but we know what will happen, amirite?]
*<s>[http://wikipediareview.com/blog/20070802/comprehensive-coverage-of-the-slimvirgin-scandal/ Comprehensive coverage of the SlimVirgin scandal] - [[Wikipedia Review]]</s> 404
*<s>[http://o-smear.blogspot.com/2007/09/spying-on-slimvirgin-whole-creepy.html Entertaining series of e-mail messages from Overstock (but not the CEO)]</s> '''BALEETED''' (but [http://web.archive.org/web/20071211125108/http://o-smear.blogspot.com/2007/09/spying-on-slimvirgin-whole-creepy.html archived])

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Poetlister

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Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [http://web.archive.org/web/20090325093947/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Poetlister user page]. To leave this user a message, please visit his or her [http://web.archive.org/web/20081208050546/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Poetlister talk page].

Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [http://web.archive.org/web/20090425063212/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Taxwoman user page]. To leave this user a message, please visit his or her [http://web.archive.org/web/20090214134321/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Taxwoman talk page].

[[Image:POETLISTER-Y-U-NO.jpg|thumb|left|POETGUY, Y U NO CUTE GIRL?]]
[[Image:Poetlister cant enjoy her sandwich.jpg|thumb|PoetGuy pretended to be a cute sandwich muncher...]]
[[Image:Bowler.jpg|thumb|....in fact, PoetGuy is a middle-aged, quite senior Whitehall number-cruncher...]]
[[Image:Rhobite.jpg|thumb|...who has a secret life as a salami tucker.]]
[[Image:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|thumb|This behavior always starts young, maybe his boarding school days were spent like this [[Rebecca|Aardvark fucker]]?]]

'''PoetGuy''' is an epic trap who was known as a shitload of identities on various websites, usually using pictures of real women or [[transvestites]] who usually had no idea he was doing this. Most famous of the accounts are '''Poetlister''', [[Wikipedia:User:Runcorn|Runcorn]], '''Taxwoman''', '''Cato''' and [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showuser=23 Guy].

It was a big [[drama]] when Runcorn (a male identity) and most of the other accounts (including Poetlister) got banned in his initial incursions into the [[Wikipedia]] because Runcorn had become a Wikipedia [[sysop|administrator]] and most of the editing had involved [[drama|fights]] over lists of [[Jews]].

PoetGuy did a fast reboot and eventually was infiltrating [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikipedia Review]], [[Wipipedia]], Wikisource, Wikiquote, [[Fred Bauder|Wikinfo]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] at the same time, all during as many working hours as it took, as well as from home, and gaining [[banhammer|administrator access]] on all of the [[wiki]]s except Encyclopedia Dramatica, and at least '''two''' or his four or five (or more) Wikipedia Review accounts also gained [[banhammer|moderator]] powers.

==Detailed History and Reasons==
People kept fapping on fantasies of sex with the woman he used for the pic of Poetlister and the [[India|chutney fucking]] [[BDSM]] fetishist he used for the pic of Taxwoman. He was first busted for using other people's pictures in around 2006 when the boyfriend of the chutney fucker that PoetGuy was using for the Taxwoman photo complained. Help desk respondents mocked him, suggesting that his girlfriend was contributing to Wikipedia without telling him, and ignored his request.

Later, all his socks were banned but because Wikipedia keeps its checkusers quiet, he kept using his socks to claim they were real-life friends. On Wikipedia Review, he was using Poetlister and Guy as moderators, as well as Taxwoman, Yehudi and probably others so that he didn't lack [[sock]] accounts to agree with himself. Poetlister and Guy usually said the same things and it was also obvious the whole "crowd" was the same person because nobody else [[Shit nobody cares about|cared about the ban]].

Guy claimed to be Poetlister's uncle or brother (family tree doesn't fork), site owner [[Somey]] believed it, and the rest went along with the [[crap|tale telling]]. People didn't believe it but all the sex-starved [[WR]] fanboys cried, "Free Poetlister. She's innocent!" Eventually, she (well he) got unbanned and set up a whole new bunch of accounts everywhere, gaining admin access again with a few.

===Episode on ED===
PoetGuy even came onto ED and [[Blu Aardvark]] (an ED sysop and ex-mod of Wikipedia Review) went and spotted them all editing from the same IP address, but PoetGuy claimed to be using Tor and so people believed he was a bunch of women as usual (now Taxwoman, RachelBrown, and Poetlister vandalising ED). He caused some [[drama]] because some people still believed his many [[sock puppet]] accounts to be real people. The article [[The beautiful people]] records this incursion.

===Boyfriend of the transvestite reappears===
Finally, the boyfriend of Taxwoman emerged again. Guy was presenting Taxwoman as a dominatrix; many guys such as [[Blissyu2]] drooled over Taxwoman. (Blissyu2 would later claim he knew Taxwoman was a guy all along and he [[Blissyu2#Blissyu2_is_a_.22Man.27s_man.22|found this out the hard way]]. Other people also would [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|fap only harder]] knowing that it was a trap.) The boyfriend [[baw]]wwwed and bawwwwed and embellished everything. The boyfriend then sent nudes to prove he was telling the truth. Wikipedian's cabal [[Fukken saved|then]] lost all interest in the matter and retreated to [[fap]].

===How PoetGuy got the pictures===
The thing is PoetGuy got all those pictures because he's a customer at a shop that helps dress up [[gay]] men as women for reasons too unspeakable to mention and also for more mundane reasons like being a male prostitute.

===PoetGuy's bubble starts bursting===
So the boyfriend tracked PoetGuy down and called him at work. Instead of playing dumb PoetGuy said "Yes, that's me. I'll take all the Taxwoman pictures down." Then, to further ensure that he was outed, he took all of the pictures down.

A shitstorm soon broke loose and all of the fool guys knew they'd been trapped. To quote PoetGuy, "When you fap to a trap, you can never go back."

PoetGuy went into [[delete fucking everything]] mode. His last account on the [[Wikipedia]] (until whatever new ones he is running now) was [[Wikipedia:User:Quillercouch|Quillercouch]].

[[Image:Poetlister secret forum.png‎ |thumb|200 px|Yes, Virginian, they are having a secret forum]]

{{Quote|We had toiled for months to get Petlister [sic], Taxwoman and the rest unblocked ... if it hadn't been for that thrice cursed idiot Brandt we'd have done it.|PoetGuy defending his puppet|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|The whole point of that secret forum was for Poetlister to chat among friends on matters like her wedding.|PoetGuy making the big noises about gaily wedding.|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|... just don't hug me too passionately when my fiancé's watching.|PoetGuy as Poetlister|Wikipedia Review (shot is on the right)}}

{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume.png‎|738|150|All woman, PoetGuy giving the PMS}}
{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume2.png|738|150|PoetGuy is giving more PMS}}

===Aftermath===
[[Image:Folsom_2003_bondage_demo_cropped.jpg|thumb|Don't worry; [[TOW]] admins have ensured that he can't edit again ...]]
[[Image:Trussed_up.jpg|thumb|... ever!]]
The aftermath pretty much was this: [[And nothing of value was lost]].

The [[drama]] did reach the [[old media|newspapers]]. During an interview, a reporter asked PoetGuy why he did everything he did. PoetGuy looked into the camera, and simply said "[[I did it for the lulz]]."

On Wikipedia Review, they knew PoetGuy did it because it had something to do with all his edit warring with [[SlimVirgin]] over lists of Jews because most of them are all related to some [[The Wikipedia Jews|Jewish conspiracy]].

==Who is PoetGuy? No, Not the [[PowerWord|Name]]==
PoetGuy is a 52-year-old large, hairy man who is heavily into crossdressing, bondage, gay bareback riding combined with dry humping groups of hairy men, and a whole host of other weird sexual [[The Kadaitcha Dancers|peccadillos]]--a refined gentleman such is this is sure to find another job.

The Wikipedia article he made has it that he is a big player in a major synagogue and in his local Jewish pressure group (Community Council).

On Wikipedia Review, his Guy persona was the enforcer who would quickly throw any [[Palestinian]] who had suffered [[torture|mistreatment]] on [[TOW]] into a hidden forum, from which the Palestinian would never again emerge as an active user.

===Total Score:===
*Two moderator's accounts on Wikipedia Review
*An administrator's account on Wikipedia Review
*At least 4 other Wikipedia Review accounts
*Compromised [[Blu Aardvark]]'s Wikipedia Review account.
*Compromised Dawson's Review account.
*Earlier Administrator's account on Wikipedia (2007)
*Administrator on WikiSource
*Administrator and Bureaucrat on Wikiquote.
*Another administrator on Wikiquote
*A third administrator and '''''CheckUser''''' on WikiQuote, this includes access to the global CheckUser mailing list for all of [[Wikimedia]].
*The lesbian cybersex incident with SlimVirgin
*Inspiring thousands of shocked and tearful posts on Wikipedia Review.
*Letting thousands of Poetlister and Taxwoman groupies (even on [[ED]]) know he turned them gay

==Comments that are now funny==
[[Image:Jorgeavatar.jpg|thumb|This is the Review avatar of [[Cuba|Jorge]], the gullible idiot who fell for the PoetHorde. After realizing he had been masturbating to a gay, fat, hairy man for three years, [[And nothing of value was lost|he committed seppuku]] and disappeared forever from the Internet.]]

{{Quote|It says here that you blocked Newport because of what Poetlister wrote on Wikipedia Review. You're aware that User:Newport and User:Poetlister are different people, right?[http://web.archive.org/web/20090214135625/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Iicatsii/oldhat4#I_don.27t_understand_this]|[[Blissyu2]] 02:31, 25 August 2007 (CDT), just before [http://web.archive.org/web/20090214122934/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Blissyu2/Poetlister accepting ED evidence]}}

{{Quote|I apologize to Poetlister and all the other parties unfairly besmirched in this incident. There's nothing I can do at this point to materially alter the outcome or remediate it now, but at least the truth is out.|[[Kelly Martin]]|fucking it up.}}

{{squote|There is no doubt they were all separate users. There was no big mystery about why they all shared ips at various points- Londoneye was the cousin of and Newport was the flatmate of Rachel and Poetlister and Taxwoman are Rachel's friends. They just used the fact that all sometime's edited from Rachel's flat and used that as an excuse to ban them. 
Guy is a friend of Rachel Brown's father - I think you do not understand that Rachel actually had a breakdown because of what went on on Wikipedia- Newport is Rachel's flatmate Lisa who agreed to look after and contribute to the articles that Rachel had created after she left.|[[Cuba|Jorge]]}}

{{squote|The evidence of Poetlister's innocence, taken as a whole, is rock-solid. I've come full circle. I began this discussion a month ago thinking Poetlister was 100% guilty. Now I know she's 100% innocent. The claim that Runcorn's alleged sockpuppets never, or almost never, interleaved edits with one another is demonstrably false. The claim that Runcorn's sockpuppets never, or almost never, voted against one another is demonstrably false. I have demonstrated these points to Poetlister in private correspondence.|[[Wikipedia:User:Shalom|Shalom]]}}

[[O Rly]]? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn],[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205],

==Oopsies==
A few weeks after it was posted, [[Blissyu2]] noticed that the Google docs statements had been corrected to accuse Blissyu2 of being behind the whole thing [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] (and he may well have been part of it). So Blissyu2 tried to falsify it by trying to contact the people responsible [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=3924] and writing corrections [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=prev&oldid=4006], but [[Alison]] was there to stop him all over the place [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=next&oldid=4011] and went on a campaign insisting that, by daring to ask someone to correct something that they said which blamed the entire incident on Blissyu2, Blissyu2 was guilty of horrible crimes against a [[Power Word|real identity]] (in spite of stating very glibly that "any similarities with any persons living or dead are entirely coincidental").

So on 23rd September 2008, Blissyu2 wrote his own Google document [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] to state his own falsifications. Determined to protect the woman whose picture PoetGuy had used for his Poetlister identity, Alison decided to push blissyu2's naming of that person into [[TL;DR]] territory, hoping that nobody would notice the name [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk%3AEmperor&diff=4250&oldid=4244]. Thanks largely to Blissy's casually feigning overreaction and [[troll|trollification]], the entire site briefingly became [[Lulz]] Central!!

More recently, Blissyu2 himself has been deleting (on Wikipedia) or becoming inactive in various accounts.

==Poetlister returns to cover more up!==
It looks as if Poetlister is not dead! Having gone through a myriad of accounts on [[Encyc]], Poetlister morphed into [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Mancunian Mancunian] so as to write policies for Encyc. Included amongst these, Mancunian wrote [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Encyc:BLP&oldid=6841 a page called Encyc:BLP], way back in Feb 09. Nobody used it at all until Poetlister changed his name to [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Contributor Contributor]. In spite of the first edit with contributor being [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&dir=prev&target=Contributor&month=&year= 5 May 09], just 5 days later [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=9477 he was offered admin status]. His first act as administrator was to [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9608&oldid=9282 totally fuck up the Encyc article on the Poetlister scandal], using the Encyc:BLP policy page that he wrote himself. Not too long later, he was [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9795&oldid=9764 threatening to ban Blissyu2] over it.

But this is normal Encyc stuff, and Encyc is nothing but TOW rebels bitch-fighting over [[shit nobody cares about]].

==External Links==
*[[Linda Mack]]/SlimVirgin's [http://web.archive.org/web/20081023224935/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SlimVirgin/Poetgate account on the subject] ([https://archive.md/TpB58 archive]), where she skillfully tries to debunk the "rumour" about her identity, and trashes [[Kelly Martin]], [[Blissyu2]] (same kind of sock identity creep and colleague of PoetGuy), Cla68, Charles Matthews and FloNight along the way.
:*[[Wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn|Sock puppets]]
*[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205 Wikipedia Review thread]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090422061203/http://encyc.org/wiki/Poetlister_scandal Encyc.org article] at archive.org
*[http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd7ss2g_0fshgw6hq British civil servant impersonated others online] (note: this article is actually patently false)
:*[http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt Correction to British civil servant impersonated others online] Corrections by [[Blissyu2]]
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/19/wikipedia_civil_servant_scandal/ Sockpuppeting civil servant Wikifiddles himself]

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Poetlister

2026-02-21T02:35:05Z

Hipcrime: /* External Links */ +archive link, fixed markup

{{watched}}
Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [http://web.archive.org/web/20090325093947/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Poetlister user page]. To leave this user a message, please visit his or her [http://web.archive.org/web/20081208050546/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Poetlister talk page].

Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [http://web.archive.org/web/20090425063212/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Taxwoman user page]. To leave this user a message, please visit his or her [http://web.archive.org/web/20090214134321/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Taxwoman talk page].

[[Image:POETLISTER-Y-U-NO.jpg|thumb|left|POETGUY, Y U NO CUTE GIRL?]]
[[Image:Poetlister cant enjoy her sandwich.jpg|thumb|PoetGuy pretended to be a cute sandwich muncher...]]
[[Image:Bowler.jpg|thumb|....in fact, PoetGuy is a middle-aged, quite senior Whitehall number-cruncher...]]
[[Image:Rhobite.jpg|thumb|...who has a secret life as a salami tucker.]]
[[Image:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|thumb|This behavior always starts young, maybe his boarding school days were spent like this [[Rebecca|Aardvark fucker]]?]]

'''PoetGuy''' is an epic trap who was known as a shitload of identities on various websites, usually using pictures of real women or [[transvestites]] who usually had no idea he was doing this. Most famous of the accounts are '''Poetlister''', [[Wikipedia:User:Runcorn|Runcorn]], '''Taxwoman''', '''Cato''' and [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showuser=23 Guy].

It was a big [[drama]] when Runcorn (a male identity) and most of the other accounts (including Poetlister) got banned in his initial incursions into the [[Wikipedia]] because Runcorn had become a Wikipedia [[sysop|administrator]] and most of the editing had involved [[drama|fights]] over lists of [[Jews]].

PoetGuy did a fast reboot and eventually was infiltrating [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikipedia Review]], [[Wipipedia]], Wikisource, Wikiquote, [[Fred Bauder|Wikinfo]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] at the same time, all during as many working hours as it took, as well as from home, and gaining [[banhammer|administrator access]] on all of the [[wiki]]s except Encyclopedia Dramatica, and at least '''two''' or his four or five (or more) Wikipedia Review accounts also gained [[banhammer|moderator]] powers.

==Detailed History and Reasons==
People kept fapping on fantasies of sex with the woman he used for the pic of Poetlister and the [[India|chutney fucking]] [[BDSM]] fetishist he used for the pic of Taxwoman. He was first busted for using other people's pictures in around 2006 when the boyfriend of the chutney fucker that PoetGuy was using for the Taxwoman photo complained. Help desk respondents mocked him, suggesting that his girlfriend was contributing to Wikipedia without telling him, and ignored his request.

Later, all his socks were banned but because Wikipedia keeps its checkusers quiet, he kept using his socks to claim they were real-life friends. On Wikipedia Review, he was using Poetlister and Guy as moderators, as well as Taxwoman, Yehudi and probably others so that he didn't lack [[sock]] accounts to agree with himself. Poetlister and Guy usually said the same things and it was also obvious the whole "crowd" was the same person because nobody else [[Shit nobody cares about|cared about the ban]].

Guy claimed to be Poetlister's uncle or brother (family tree doesn't fork), site owner [[Somey]] believed it, and the rest went along with the [[crap|tale telling]]. People didn't believe it but all the sex-starved [[WR]] fanboys cried, "Free Poetlister. She's innocent!" Eventually, she (well he) got unbanned and set up a whole new bunch of accounts everywhere, gaining admin access again with a few.

===Episode on ED===
PoetGuy even came onto ED and [[Blu Aardvark]] (an ED sysop and ex-mod of Wikipedia Review) went and spotted them all editing from the same IP address, but PoetGuy claimed to be using Tor and so people believed he was a bunch of women as usual (now Taxwoman, RachelBrown, and Poetlister vandalising ED). He caused some [[drama]] because some people still believed his many [[sock puppet]] accounts to be real people. The article [[The beautiful people]] records this incursion.

===Boyfriend of the transvestite reappears===
Finally, the boyfriend of Taxwoman emerged again. Guy was presenting Taxwoman as a dominatrix; many guys such as [[Blissyu2]] drooled over Taxwoman. (Blissyu2 would later claim he knew Taxwoman was a guy all along and he [[Blissyu2#Blissyu2_is_a_.22Man.27s_man.22|found this out the hard way]]. Other people also would [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|fap only harder]] knowing that it was a trap.) The boyfriend [[baw]]wwwed and bawwwwed and embellished everything. The boyfriend then sent nudes to prove he was telling the truth. Wikipedian's cabal [[Fukken saved|then]] lost all interest in the matter and retreated to [[fap]].

===How PoetGuy got the pictures===
The thing is PoetGuy got all those pictures because he's a customer at a shop that helps dress up [[gay]] men as women for reasons too unspeakable to mention and also for more mundane reasons like being a male prostitute.

===PoetGuy's bubble starts bursting===
So the boyfriend tracked PoetGuy down and called him at work. Instead of playing dumb PoetGuy said "Yes, that's me. I'll take all the Taxwoman pictures down." Then, to further ensure that he was outed, he took all of the pictures down.

A shitstorm soon broke loose and all of the fool guys knew they'd been trapped. To quote PoetGuy, "When you fap to a trap, you can never go back."

PoetGuy went into [[delete fucking everything]] mode. His last account on the [[Wikipedia]] (until whatever new ones he is running now) was [[Wikipedia:User:Quillercouch|Quillercouch]].

[[Image:Poetlister secret forum.png‎ |thumb|200 px|Yes, Virginian, they are having a secret forum]]

{{Quote|We had toiled for months to get Petlister [sic], Taxwoman and the rest unblocked ... if it hadn't been for that thrice cursed idiot Brandt we'd have done it.|PoetGuy defending his puppet|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|The whole point of that secret forum was for Poetlister to chat among friends on matters like her wedding.|PoetGuy making the big noises about gaily wedding.|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|... just don't hug me too passionately when my fiancé's watching.|PoetGuy as Poetlister|Wikipedia Review (shot is on the right)}}

{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume.png‎|738|150|All woman, PoetGuy giving the PMS}}
{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume2.png|738|150|PoetGuy is giving more PMS}}

===Aftermath===
[[Image:Folsom_2003_bondage_demo_cropped.jpg|thumb|Don't worry; [[TOW]] admins have ensured that he can't edit again ...]]
[[Image:Trussed_up.jpg|thumb|... ever!]]
The aftermath pretty much was this: [[And nothing of value was lost]].

The [[drama]] did reach the [[old media|newspapers]]. During an interview, a reporter asked PoetGuy why he did everything he did. PoetGuy looked into the camera, and simply said "[[I did it for the lulz]]."

On Wikipedia Review, they knew PoetGuy did it because it had something to do with all his edit warring with [[SlimVirgin]] over lists of Jews because most of them are all related to some [[The Wikipedia Jews|Jewish conspiracy]].

==Who is PoetGuy? No, Not the [[PowerWord|Name]]==
PoetGuy is a 52-year-old large, hairy man who is heavily into crossdressing, bondage, gay bareback riding combined with dry humping groups of hairy men, and a whole host of other weird sexual [[The Kadaitcha Dancers|peccadillos]]--a refined gentleman such is this is sure to find another job.

The Wikipedia article he made has it that he is a big player in a major synagogue and in his local Jewish pressure group (Community Council).

On Wikipedia Review, his Guy persona was the enforcer who would quickly throw any [[Palestinian]] who had suffered [[torture|mistreatment]] on [[TOW]] into a hidden forum, from which the Palestinian would never again emerge as an active user.

===Total Score:===
*Two moderator's accounts on Wikipedia Review
*An administrator's account on Wikipedia Review
*At least 4 other Wikipedia Review accounts
*Compromised [[Blu Aardvark]]'s Wikipedia Review account.
*Compromised Dawson's Review account.
*Earlier Administrator's account on Wikipedia (2007)
*Administrator on WikiSource
*Administrator and Bureaucrat on Wikiquote.
*Another administrator on Wikiquote
*A third administrator and '''''CheckUser''''' on WikiQuote, this includes access to the global CheckUser mailing list for all of [[Wikimedia]].
*The lesbian cybersex incident with SlimVirgin
*Inspiring thousands of shocked and tearful posts on Wikipedia Review.
*Letting thousands of Poetlister and Taxwoman groupies (even on [[ED]]) know he turned them gay

==Comments that are now funny==
[[Image:Jorgeavatar.jpg|thumb|This is the Review avatar of [[Cuba|Jorge]], the gullible idiot who fell for the PoetHorde. After realizing he had been masturbating to a gay, fat, hairy man for three years, [[And nothing of value was lost|he committed seppuku]] and disappeared forever from the Internet.]]

{{Quote|It says here that you blocked Newport because of what Poetlister wrote on Wikipedia Review. You're aware that User:Newport and User:Poetlister are different people, right?[http://web.archive.org/web/20090214135625/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Iicatsii/oldhat4#I_don.27t_understand_this]|[[Blissyu2]] 02:31, 25 August 2007 (CDT), just before [http://web.archive.org/web/20090214122934/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Blissyu2/Poetlister accepting ED evidence]}}

{{Quote|I apologize to Poetlister and all the other parties unfairly besmirched in this incident. There's nothing I can do at this point to materially alter the outcome or remediate it now, but at least the truth is out.|[[Kelly Martin]]|fucking it up.}}

{{squote|There is no doubt they were all separate users. There was no big mystery about why they all shared ips at various points- Londoneye was the cousin of and Newport was the flatmate of Rachel and Poetlister and Taxwoman are Rachel's friends. They just used the fact that all sometime's edited from Rachel's flat and used that as an excuse to ban them. 
Guy is a friend of Rachel Brown's father - I think you do not understand that Rachel actually had a breakdown because of what went on on Wikipedia- Newport is Rachel's flatmate Lisa who agreed to look after and contribute to the articles that Rachel had created after she left.|[[Cuba|Jorge]]}}

{{squote|The evidence of Poetlister's innocence, taken as a whole, is rock-solid. I've come full circle. I began this discussion a month ago thinking Poetlister was 100% guilty. Now I know she's 100% innocent. The claim that Runcorn's alleged sockpuppets never, or almost never, interleaved edits with one another is demonstrably false. The claim that Runcorn's sockpuppets never, or almost never, voted against one another is demonstrably false. I have demonstrated these points to Poetlister in private correspondence.|[[Wikipedia:User:Shalom|Shalom]]}}

[[O Rly]]? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn],[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205],

==Oopsies==
A few weeks after it was posted, [[Blissyu2]] noticed that the Google docs statements had been corrected to accuse Blissyu2 of being behind the whole thing [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] (and he may well have been part of it). So Blissyu2 tried to falsify it by trying to contact the people responsible [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=3924] and writing corrections [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=prev&oldid=4006], but [[Alison]] was there to stop him all over the place [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=next&oldid=4011] and went on a campaign insisting that, by daring to ask someone to correct something that they said which blamed the entire incident on Blissyu2, Blissyu2 was guilty of horrible crimes against a [[Power Word|real identity]] (in spite of stating very glibly that "any similarities with any persons living or dead are entirely coincidental").

So on 23rd September 2008, Blissyu2 wrote his own Google document [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] to state his own falsifications. Determined to protect the woman whose picture PoetGuy had used for his Poetlister identity, Alison decided to push blissyu2's naming of that person into [[TL;DR]] territory, hoping that nobody would notice the name [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk%3AEmperor&diff=4250&oldid=4244]. Thanks largely to Blissy's casually feigning overreaction and [[troll|trollification]], the entire site briefingly became [[Lulz]] Central!!

More recently, Blissyu2 himself has been deleting (on Wikipedia) or becoming inactive in various accounts.

==Poetlister returns to cover more up!==
It looks as if Poetlister is not dead! Having gone through a myriad of accounts on [[Encyc]], Poetlister morphed into [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Mancunian Mancunian] so as to write policies for Encyc. Included amongst these, Mancunian wrote [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Encyc:BLP&oldid=6841 a page called Encyc:BLP], way back in Feb 09. Nobody used it at all until Poetlister changed his name to [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Contributor Contributor]. In spite of the first edit with contributor being [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&dir=prev&target=Contributor&month=&year= 5 May 09], just 5 days later [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=9477 he was offered admin status]. His first act as administrator was to [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9608&oldid=9282 totally fuck up the Encyc article on the Poetlister scandal], using the Encyc:BLP policy page that he wrote himself. Not too long later, he was [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9795&oldid=9764 threatening to ban Blissyu2] over it.

But this is normal Encyc stuff, and Encyc is nothing but TOW rebels bitch-fighting over [[shit nobody cares about]].

==External Links==
*[[Linda Mack]]/SlimVirgin's [http://web.archive.org/web/20081023224935/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SlimVirgin/Poetgate account on the subject] ([https://archive.md/TpB58 archive), where she skillfully tries to debunk the "rumour" about her identity, and trashes [[Kelly Martin]], [[Blissyu2]] (same kind of sock identity creep and colleague of PoetGuy), Cla68, Charles Matthews and FloNight along the way.
:*[[Wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn|Sock puppets]]
*[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205 Wikipedia Review thread]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090422061203/http://encyc.org/wiki/Poetlister_scandal Encyc.org article] at archive.org
*[http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd7ss2g_0fshgw6hq British civil servant impersonated others online] (note: this article is actually patently false)
:*[http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt Correction to British civil servant impersonated others online] Corrections by [[Blissyu2]]
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/19/wikipedia_civil_servant_scandal/ Sockpuppeting civil servant Wikifiddles himself]

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User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-02-07T20:58:17Z

Hipcrime: /* The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist */ embed instead

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
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== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

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11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll tweet: {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562}}
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 21:21:22 -0400
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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
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> > Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something.
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out? Does that really still need to exist? <div><div dir=
=3D"ltr" class=3D"gmail_signature" data-smartmail=3D"gmail_signature"><div =
dir=3D"ltr">=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare) </div></div></div> </div=
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gmail.com</a>> wrote: </div><blockquote class=3D"gmail_quote" style=
=3D"margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">hiya... =
hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
shawn mcnamara 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

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== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

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To Shawn McNamara, the domain owner of Wikipedialogs,

We at the Wikimedia Foundation recently noticed that your website uses the
word mark, Wikipedia, in its URL. We’re delighted that you like the
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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

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File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

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File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
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File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
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