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User talk:Uncle Ben's Rice/IranianNuclearWeapons

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Hipcrime: /* prescient */ new section

User:Hipcrime

2026-05-08T04:46:09Z

Hipcrime: /* Social media */ -1

<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0">[[File:Nyan Commie Balloonist Animated.gif|70px|link=User:Mr Jonzz/SKC]] </div>
[[File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg|center|763px]]
{{Separator|nyancat|A gift from me to you. Sincerely, TabbyGarf}}
{{vdwinner|November|2010}}
{{OPRestore}}
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==See also==
*[[Special:PrefixIndex/User:Hipcrime]]

==Social media==
*https://gab.com/poko

==External link==
*https://soundcloud.com/hipcrime/pam-tape

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-05-02T16:51:22Z

Hipcrime: /* Delicias School Stabbing */

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Nathaniel Veltman]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
:Idk if it's supposed to be satire on anti-death penalty people but it comes off as too serious and MUCH less lulzy. One of the new edits was literally, ''"Amnesty international is a group of smart people who oppose the death penalty."'' lolwut? So anyways I brought back most of the old version.
:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 00:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

==help==
I sincerely understand that you can reject me. But it may sound a bit strange what I can tell you, but I need your help because I want to create two templates for the page and the problem is that I am not an admin.
Basically those two templates that I try to want would be Disney and Portuguese, because my problem is that I am not an admin, that's the point, but I have seen interesting articles that can be part of a template of its own. So I will tell you the list which deserves to be in each template according to what I think or don't think but really what I saw.

===Disney template===
* [[Disney]]
* [[DisneyEquestrian2012]]
* [[DisneyFan01]]
* [[DisneyMaster]]
* [[Galactus96Tuber]]
* [[The Loud Channel]]
* [[Bambifan101]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[Disney Princes]]
* and all the shitty movies made by Disney

===Portuguese template===
* [[Portugal]]
* [[Brazil]]
* [[Suzano School Shooting]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]
* [[MarcosPower1996]]
* [[SpringBelleBunny]]
* [[Felipeneto]]
* [[Otávio Jordão da Silva]]
* [[World Cup 2010]]
* [[Isaac Chagas]]
* [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]]

That would be all if you reject me. Okay, I understand, I respect you, but oh well. It was just a little help, if you could help me create those two templates, if you're busy, I respect you.

By DinkDummy {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== Thanks for fixing my mess (once again) ==

Can't believe I added a duplicate image... [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Robert_Card&diff=prev&oldid=3650 Not even the first time I've done that.] I'm surprised that nothing seems to ever get past you though. Do you just go through the entire page when someone edits it or something?

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 03:16, 15 July 2025 (UTC)

== I see you really like my style of redirects huh ==

they are pretty useful :P [[User:Andrés Berríos Bravo|Andrés Berríos Bravo]] ([[User talk:Andrés Berríos Bravo|talk]]) 03:59, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

== Son Of A Bitch ==

All that work we did rewriting the [[Charlie Kirk]] article: '''''"Lost in time . . .Like tears in the rain"'''''

[[File:Tears in the rain.gif|center|225px]]

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

:Encyclopedia Dramatica every couple of years:

:[[File:Roybatty.jpg|200px]]

:--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 16:19, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

::Several pages such as Parasocial Syndrome and Lex Ashton are lost forever too. Such a shame. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 19:19, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

== [[OMGWTFBBQ]] ==

YOU GOT MENTIONED BY THE RANDY STAIR NIGGER ON STREAM LOLOLOL 
{{archive|ZGHsr|Fukken saved}} 
'''[[:file:Randy Stair reborn as a NIGGER.mp4]]'''
*5:00 for face reveal build up
*11:40 for Paul in the Mall name drop
*Watermarked in case this becomes a Dramatica exclusive (I haven't seen anyone else talking about this)

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 18:21, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

::That's because he dropped his Discord username in the stream chat and I added him, lol. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
==hello==
The thing is that I’m on the other computer, so I wanted to ask if it can be done again or if the same error still occurs. I sent you a screenshot on Discord {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

==Whoops==

Ok so I "restored" an image and I did not notice that you restored the image exactly 1 minute prior. Sorry! It was a mistake, the image was broken when I saw it.

--[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]], December 7, 2025.
==update==
* [[Erick Nescio]] - [[Bueno Aire School Shooting Fail 2025]] Full
* [[Timofey K.]] - [[High Score/Loserinfo T]] Full
XD {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== You Scared The Living Shit Out Of Me ==

When I went to the Aotn page to get the Robe Reiner article for tomorrow I freaked and thought I deleted 2025.
I found 2025 in the archives.
Wow! I thought i seriously fucked up.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:23, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
==Missing Pic==
Can you re-upload the image [[:File:Spotify.png]]? It disappeared during the brief September downtime.--[[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] '''|''' [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 06:03, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

==update in tarrant==
I found new cases of [[tarrant]], you can look into it.
[[Tarrantulas]] {{unsigned|DinkDummy}}

== sorry bro ==

Am dumb nigger [[User:Steienaal10|Steienaal10]] ([[User talk:Steienaal10|talk]]) 22:37, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

== Idea for an articles ==
I have the idea of writing an article about killers based on the number of copycat they have inspired. Yes, there are articles [[Columbine Copycats|for]] [[Tarrantulas|some]] [[Rupnow's simp faction| cases]] but I still find it interressing to regroup all on a list. Especially since some of them don't have enough copycat for having an article for themselves. What do you think ? [[User:Kaedeisthebestgirl|Kaedeisthebestgirl]] ([[User talk:Kaedeisthebestgirl|talk]]) 20:10, 05 february 2026 (UTC)

:You could make like a copycat tree, chain or web diagram. I think that would be pretty cool. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

== good job ==

{{old bannstar}}

i see youve had VD at least once, but VD doesnt have hitlerkips. idk whether youd want to display it but hitlerkips is just so cuuuute. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

== hey bro ==

im sort of a newfag when it comes to encyclopedia dramatica lmfao but i have [[Raden Ardianto]] s manifesto if you want it, i also have a shitton of photos of him, his manifesto is indonesian tho so you have to translate it, he made it WAYYYYYYY before his attack {{unsigned|Mercifulfag}}

== [[Wyatt Tomlin]] ==

i don't see dox in the revision history. what date? i see a character.ai link? is that dox? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 15:18, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
:There's also the [[DeviantArt]] stash link. It's been taken down, but it's still accessible through [[Archive.is]]. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 18:23, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
::we can't do much about the archive.is thing, other than not link to it, but again, what dates do you want revisions hidden for? all of them? [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 02:03, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah, everything before me adding the NYPA template. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 02:37, 7 April 2026 (UTC)
::::ok done [[User:H64|h64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 07:59, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

== hi ==

i kiss you --[[User:Couscous|Couscous]] ([[User talk:Couscous|talk]]) 19:01, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

==Anyone here wanna play videogames with me sometime?==

I can play: Shellshockers.io, gats.io, diep.io, pretty much any .io game, probably not much else though because this dragon aint got much gold shekels yet sadly.

Oh! I can also do roblox.

But I think shellshocers would be my preffered one because it has a mostly usable chat feature meanwhile others are nonexistant or censored or unusable.

-[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]]

== Delicias School Stabbing ==

hello: i was clearing broken redirects and saw this article was deleted by a longtime admin so i wanted to ask you before restoring it whether its worth restoring. i saw you did the most edits to it but did not create it so i figure i will ask you. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:04, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
:No internet relevance. She's a failed Mexican stabber, that's it. See the new [[ED Is Not]] section for more info. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 14:15, 2 May 2026 (UTC)
::alright i figured i should check. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:51, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

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Hipcrime: /* Delicias School Stabbing */ new section

Sunnah

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Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Sunnis to Islam

#REDIRECT [[Islam]]

Sunni Islam

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Hipcrime: Changed redirect target from Sunnis to Islam

#REDIRECT [[Islam]]

User:Hipcrime

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Hipcrime: S

<div style="position:fixed; top:0; right:0">[[File:Nyan Commie Balloonist Animated.gif|70px|link=User:Mr Jonzz/SKC]] </div>
[[File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg|center|763px]]
{{Separator|nyancat|A gift from me to you. Sincerely, TabbyGarf}}
{{vdwinner|November|2010}}
{{OPRestore}}
{{EDGov}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0">[[File:Mudkipwalkin.png|100px|link=OldDirtyBtard]] </div>

==See also==
*[[Special:PrefixIndex/User:Hipcrime]]

==Social media==
*https://gettr.com/user/iLvadeL
*https://gab.com/poko

==External link==
*https://soundcloud.com/hipcrime/pam-tape

Template talk:Ds

2026-04-21T22:16:17Z

Hipcrime: correction

== URL changed ==

something happened to their <code>.su</code> domain. their new one is apparently <code>.name</code> but those links don't work (at the moment, at least). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:36, 23 March 2022 (EDT)
:i remember the stormer had a tor hidden service. does it still work? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:39, 23 March 2022 (EDT)

== these will all redirect to the final post ==

any links to DS will redirect to Anglin's final post "Daily Stormer: Putting the Old Bitch to Sleep". -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:15, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Template talk:Ds

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Hipcrime: /* these will all redirect to the final post */ new section

== URL changed ==

something happened to their <code>.su</code> domain. their new one is apparently <code>.name</code> but those links don't work (at the moment, at least). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:36, 23 March 2022 (EDT)
:i remember the stormer had a tor hidden service. does it still work? [[User:MarioMario456|MarioMario456]] ([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]]) 21:39, 23 March 2022 (EDT)

== these will all redirect to the final post ==

any links using this template will redirect to Anglin's final post "Daily Stormer: Putting the Old Bitch to Sleep". -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:15, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Template:Ds

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== Usage ==

=== Example ===

This:

<pre>{{ds|republican-flyers-spotted-at-arizona-state-university-police-investigating-hate-speech/|Pepe is hate speech, apparently}}</pre>

produces this:

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Doki Doki

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Hipcrime: redirected page to Doki Doki Literature Club! (clearing double redirects)

#REDIRECT [[Doki Doki Literature Club!]]

Talk:Aidan Maese-Czeropski

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Hipcrime: /* other video */ new section

== other video ==

[[File:Aidan_Maese_Czeropski_i7MxqLWS_ObnxcOt.mp4|center]]
i found the other video of him getting sodomized but i cant get the pix because my old laptop wont turn on anymore. anyways heres the video, happy fapping. i will work it into the article another time. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 13:02, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

File:Aidan Maese Czeropski i7MxqLWS ObnxcOt.mp4

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Hipcrime: Category:Gay Porn

== Summary ==

[[Category:Gay Porn]]

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

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Hipcrime: /* links */ :^)

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
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== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll [https://web.archive.org/web/20150124024829/https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562 tweet]
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 21:21:22 -0400
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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
> <gorillawarfarewikipedia@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something.
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out? Does that really still need to exist? <div><div dir=
=3D"ltr" class=3D"gmail_signature" data-smartmail=3D"gmail_signature"><div =
dir=3D"ltr">=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare) </div></div></div> </div=
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gmail.com</a>> wrote: </div><blockquote class=3D"gmail_quote" style=
=3D"margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">hiya... =
hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
shawn mcnamara 
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> 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

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== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

<gallery>
File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
File:GIOVANNI GASPARRO Apparizione di Gesù Bambino a sant'Antonio da Padova 271739118 462480968572312 1631457293968600278 n.jpg
File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

<gallery>
File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
File:Cute ftms F3NgyYnXsAAtOs1.jpg
File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
</gallery>

== diffs to keep ==

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/1119950866 someone vandalized the pride flag article] :^)
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/258630383 someone vandalized ''C Is For Cookie'']

File talk:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg

2026-03-12T03:50:26Z

Hipcrime: /* just as well */ new section

== just as well ==

its probably better to not hunt down this file because it does depict a nude Simon of Trent and why borrow trouble. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:50, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-03-12T03:46:47Z

Hipcrime: /* diffs to keep */

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
----
== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll tweet: {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562}}
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
> <gorillawarfarewikipedia@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something.
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out? Does that really still need to exist? <div><div dir=
=3D"ltr" class=3D"gmail_signature" data-smartmail=3D"gmail_signature"><div =
dir=3D"ltr">=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare) </div></div></div> </div=
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gmail.com</a>> wrote: </div><blockquote class=3D"gmail_quote" style=
=3D"margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">hiya... =
hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
shawn mcnamara 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

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== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

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To Shawn McNamara, the domain owner of Wikipedialogs,

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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

<gallery>
File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
File:GIOVANNI GASPARRO Apparizione di Gesù Bambino a sant'Antonio da Padova 271739118 462480968572312 1631457293968600278 n.jpg
File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

<gallery>
File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
File:Cute ftms F3NgyYnXsAAtOs1.jpg
File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
</gallery>

== diffs to keep ==

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/1119950866 someone vandalized the pride flag article] :^)
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/258630383 someone vandalized ''C Is For Cookie'']

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-03-12T03:46:27Z

Hipcrime: /* diffs to keep */ new section

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
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== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll tweet: {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562}}
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
> <gorillawarfarewikipedia@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something.
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out? Does that really still need to exist? <div><div dir=
=3D"ltr" class=3D"gmail_signature" data-smartmail=3D"gmail_signature"><div =
dir=3D"ltr">=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare) </div></div></div> </div=
> <div class=3D"gmail_quote"><div dir=3D"ltr">On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:3=
1 PM Shawn Mcnamara <<a href=3D"mailto:mcsquishee@gmail.com">mcsquishee@=
gmail.com</a>> wrote: </div><blockquote class=3D"gmail_quote" style=
=3D"margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">hiya... =
hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
shawn mcnamara 
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gorillawarfarewikipedia@gmail.com</a>> wrote: 
> 
> Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something. 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

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== legal threat from Wikimedia Foundation to WikipediaLogs.com ==

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Subject: Use of Wikipedia trademarks on wikipedialogs.com
From: TM Enforcement
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To Shawn McNamara, the domain owner of Wikipedialogs,

We at the Wikimedia Foundation recently noticed that your website uses the
word mark, Wikipedia, in its URL. We’re delighted that you like the
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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

<gallery>
File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
File:GIOVANNI GASPARRO Apparizione di Gesù Bambino a sant'Antonio da Padova 271739118 462480968572312 1631457293968600278 n.jpg
File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

<gallery>
File:Cute ftms 1706391356303.JPG
File:Cute ftms F3NgyYnXsAAtOs1.jpg
File:Cute ftms FDSOjIQX0AIKwMP.jpg
</gallery>

== diffs to keep ==

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/1119950866 someone vandalized the pride flag article] :^)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/258630383 someone vandalized ''C Is For Cookie'']

User talk:FaglyFuck

2026-02-28T01:52:21Z

Hipcrime: /* Elrobertosuperio */ new section

== Elrobertosuperio ==

knock it off. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:52, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

User talk:AlexDesmall

2026-02-28T01:51:20Z

Hipcrime: /* тест */ new section

{{welcome}}[[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 15:17, 9 December 2023 (EST)

== тест ==

pls dont do that unless you want to do it in your sandbox. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 01:51, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2026-02-21T02:47:28Z

Hipcrime: /* good job */ new section

Amelia (Pathways)

2026-02-21T02:39:56Z

Hipcrime: clearing double redirect. redirected page to Pathways: Game - Amelia

#REDIRECT [[Pathways: Game - Amelia]]

SlimVirgin

2026-02-21T02:38:20Z

Hipcrime: /* See also */ +1

<div style="text-align:center;color:yellow;background-color:black">
<div style="font-size:300%">
A JEW HOPE
</div>
<div style="font-size:240%">
נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר א ב ג י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר ש ת ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ
</div>
<div style="font-size:100%">
Four years before the rise of Citizendium, Wikipedia verges
</div>
<div style="font-size:110%">
on collapse. SLIM VIRGIN, the "Cantabrigian",
</div>
<div style="font-size:120%">
last research assistant of Pierre Salinger, has unleashed
</div>
<div style="font-size:130%">
a ravaging edit war upon an unsuspecting community.
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In the near internets, above the ATTACK SITE
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{{spoilers|[[wikipedia:special:diff/1022181310|She died]]}}

[[Image:Agingslim.gif|frame|She's seen better days.]]
[[Image:Newslimphoto.jpg|frame|left|Slimmy all dolled up with no place to go.]]

[[Image:Slimwhore.jpg|frame|right|"Medium height, well proportioned but not athletic, skin so pale it was a bit eerie. Her hair was either red-dyed-black, or black-dyed-red, and was quite long except for bangs cut flat across her brow (think of "Morticia"). She wore blood-red lipstick."]]
[[Image:Webarchive-slimvirgin.jpg|thumb|300px|WE NEED OVERSIGHT! NOW!!1!!1!]]
[[Image:Slimvirginlulz.JPG|thumb|300px|Also partial to the loli.]]

'''SlimVirgin'''{{Jew}} (AKA Linda Mack and Sara McEwan) is [[not Jewish]]. She lives alone nowhere near any close relatives or close friends, in a one-horse town in the middle of the Canadian prairie, just with her two pullover-wearing poodles and a cat. She dyes her hair (compare the photo to the right and the photo to the left) and knows that the rest of her life, approximately 20 or 30 years, she will have to spend alone for having alienated the people around her, including her several ex-boyfriends who she obsesses about and googles all day long. In her mini-sized living room she has five or ten books about Canadian English and British English stylistics and orthography, which she now knows by heart. She also has a cable TV Internet connection, which she will use to drown out her next 20 years of loneliness via Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, even lonely, unsociable hags in the middle of a vast, deserted Canadian fluvial plain. So she has added—click, click—people like lib/"neocon" extremist [[Chip Berlet]] and pornography distributor [[Jimmy Wales]] and [[Jayjg|some extremist orthodox Jew somewhere in eastern North America]] to her "[[friends list]]". But she might as well delete them too.

But on Wikipedia she is just known as a Wikipedia administrator, [[sockpuppet]]eer[http://antisocialmedia.net/?p=115][http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=12097&hl=], [[Victim complex|professional victim]], and former [[spy]].

Around 1990, she betrayed her workmates at ABC Nooz in London by turning over their files to MI5 in order to frame an innocent man of the Lockerbie bombing. Cambridge [[fail|drop-out]] Linda bummed around Germany, Switzerland and France for a few years teaching English as a Second Language to unappreciative rich kids before moving home to Alberta and changing her name to Sarah in an ultimately doomed attempt to change her identity. Supposedly the SlimVirgin name is a reference to olive oil and her being a [[vegan|malnourished]] abstinence kook. She [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Daniel_Brandt&diff=prev&oldid=24251234 created] the article for Daniel Brandt on [[Wikipedia]] and has been dominating her [[The Wikipedia Jews|cohorts and minions]] ever since. For a [[Lie|supposed virgin]], she is an expert [[attention whore]], having "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=55692340 quit]" Wikipedia after a former [[ABC|ABC News]] coworker of hers revealed that one and a half decades before she had led Scotland Yard to raid the ABC News London office in order to confiscate the videotapes of the Libyan Lockerbie bombing suspects. SlimVirgin also [[Wikicide|left]] Wikipedia at the mere prospect of [[Linuxbeak]] allowing banned Wikipedia user and abusive ex-boyfriend [[Blu Aardvark]] to edit again. Alex Schnickerdoodle was quickly shot down, Blu Aardvark stayed banned, and there was much lulz to be had.

SlimVirgin is an animal rights activist yet she keeps two poodles in captivity. She is also married to "animal-lover" [[WolfJLupus]], who she lets take care of her dog most of the day. She owns several articles on the wiki, including ones on New Antisemitism, Animal Rights and [[PETA]] (People Eating Tasty Animals). Lo, the [[furry|fury]] that will descend upon anyone who tampers with her wikipossessions! She is one of the most despised characters on Wikipedia yet is able to rule with the help of Jayjg in the absence of King Jimbo I. This is comparable to the way Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan ruled MASH 4077 whenever Col. Blake or Col. Potter were away.

Q: Why does anyone put up with her? A: She puts out. (Well, she used to. A widespread [[Troll|rumor]] in late 2014 claims that she's slowly dying of congestive heart failure, she's only online a couple of hours a day at most, and that her Wikipedia account is being shared with "[[Creepy|friends]]". But then the sharing part of the rumor has been around since 2006 at least. Whatev, she's still a [[bitch]].)

==The world according to Mack's propaganda==
[[File:Linda mack aka sara mcewan.JPG|thumb|Holy sh-]]
Synopsis:
*The bombing of Dresden was OK.
*Bomb Iran. Now.
*Before you bomb Iran, take the feminists out of there. Let the others die.
*I love Israel.
*Palestine? What is Palestine?
*Which Lebanese civilians? Those are terrorists.
*I love Freud, Jung etc.
*I love feminist intellectualist artists.
*I love slim virgins (Loro Jonggrang). This proves that I don't hate all Indonesians, but only the Indonesian Muslim terrorists.
*I speak for the families of the Lockerbie bombing.
*Salinger was crazy and unfair. Good that he already died.
*Please don't experiment with animals, because the experiments might prove the ideas of psychiatry wrong.
*I'm a multiculturalist, even though I only learned three words of French and German while I was teaching English around Western Europe, but I expect my language students to know more English.
*I love the data-mining Google does for North American and Western European intelligence agencies.
*Fuck Russia. Use EU/NATO color revolutions and Israel to democratize the fuck out of the Caucasus, Middle East, Iran and Central Asia. We need more oil from there.
*Libya/Iran did PA103.
*Jews did not do WTC.

==SlimVirgin's motivation: fetal alcohol syndrome, pro-psychiatry, and lack of a big, tumescent cock==
[[Image:Cup Size 30 AA.GIF|thumb|Cup size: 30 AA]]
SlimVirgin edits Wikipedia because she can't get over being fired by Salinger after acting like an [[attention whore]] after her first date bombed and after she was dumped by her Virginia boyfriend. That's also why she had to make a documentary about the Woodview "Nursing Home", aka madhouse, and why, on Wikipedia, she counters every view that might contradict [[Freud|Jewish pharmaceutical-sponsored psychiatry]]'s views of fetal alcohol syndrome, SlimVirgin's specialty, since she sees anti-psychiatry views as anti-[[bestiality|"animal rights"]] because of animal tests that supported anti-psychiatry hypotheses and since her shrink recommends her to use her poodles to replace her dates. Her sexual frustration also explains her support of Iranians, but only as long as they're eccentric anti-Iranian feminists and why she's sometimes perceived as supposedly "anti-Semitic" or "self-hating", since she uses other Jews to repair the damage caused by her sexual frustration. Her pro-madhouse view reflects her egalitarian "everyone's created equal, but Jews are still superior" view.

Before SlimVirgin was using the name "SlimVirgin" she edited under the name '''Slimv'''. Daniel Brandt also discovered that all edits by this username were immediately oversighted. One Wikipedia Review user found a [http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/zyprexa.html lot of really bad porn] [http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv.html written by "Slimv"] and theorized that she might have a severe sexual frustration. The fact that the characters in her stories are named "Jimmy" and "Danny", and her subsequent username on TOW, lend credence to this theory.

==An example of how she manipulates and destroys her enemies==
[[Image:SlimVirgin5.JPG|thumb|left|SlimVirgin, bitchin' around]]
SlimVirgin also was secretly behind the false rumors that Igor Alexander Bergstein, the Jewish founder of [[The Wikipedia Review|The Holocaust Review]], was actually SlimVirgin's greatest fear, anti-feminist holocaust denier [[Alex Linder]].[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=30578550011e68044787bd09bb6ada19&showtopic=11379&view=findpost&p=41232] Most people still believe Igor is Alex Linder to this day, and Igor was excommunicated by his Jewish family and friends.

==Another example of how she manipulates and destroys her enemies==
SlimVirgin wanted to control lists of Jews, since she found out that [[Alex Linder]] has posted to [[Stormfront]] directly from the Jews list, and she didn't want them to attack anyone who wasn't actually a Jew. Because of this, she attacked [[the beautiful people]], getting them banned, insisting that nobody can be that beautiful, and hence that they must all be the same person, then banning [[Runcorn]] as well, purely because he had sock puppets in the latest [[Harry Potter]] book, which SlimVirgin had got insider knowledge of from [[Malber]], who is J K Rowling's nanny.

==It's funny because it's true==
[[Image:SlimVirgin since 00.JPG|thumb|130px|Making enemies since '00]]
If SlimVirgin gives you an indef block, and then someone else [[unblock]]s saying that you'll have to provide an actual reason, then the unblocking admin gets told that they are wheel warring and is threatened with losing their sysop powers. If then 20 other admins ask SlimVirgin to unblock, and she says no I won't allow it, then it counts as a community ban. If then another 10 more admins say that they will now unblock, and arbcom says that it should be unblocked, then all that SlimVirgin needs to do is to get someone who supports her to write that that user is never to be unblocked, and then disables e-mail. Isn't that right Yamla?

And then they call that a community [[Banned|ban]].

==Spy allegations suppressed by the [[Web 2.0]] lynch mobs and the Name Redacted advocates==
[[Image:Slim_virgin_avatar.jpg|thumb|A whole psyops company designs SlimVirgin's avatars and page decorations; this one from [http://www.wikback.com a rilly stupid Wikipedia fan site] says "One eyebrow so '''I am not Linda''' and '''you will protect and love me."]]
[http://www.mebocom-defilee.ch/ceocities/ebol030101.htm MEBO]:

:''The biggest most important faults at Camp Zeist:''

:''[...]''

:''- no questioning of the former BOSS-agent and principal researcher Mr. MICHAEL MORRIS, AIR INCIDENT RESEARCH, USA ''

:''- no questioning of LINDA [XXXX], named by Michael Morris as (being) an agent''

[http://www.geocities.com/Berlet_archive/virgin.htm Former co-worker:]

:''I was no longer based in London when it happened, but in 1991-92, after Salinger had traveled to Tripoli and successfully interviewed the two Libyan suspects (before their move to Netherlands), Special Branch of Scotland Yard demanded all of our tapes (including those not broadcast). Salinger came to believe that Linda was working for MI-5 and had been from the beginning; assigned genuinely to investigate Panam 103, but also to infiltrate and monitor us. ABC refused to hand over the tapes and other documents the Brits wanted; Special Branch raided our office and Salinger blamed Linda for this. (At two subsequent trials, ABC lost an expensive court case and had to hand over tapes and documents, none of which contained any conclusive evidence about the Libyans). At this point Salinger fired Linda and locked her out of the office, after she had been spreading some malicious rumors about him.''

==Ways SlimVirgin makes Wikipedia suck==
[[Image:Linda and Jayjg.jpg|thumb|HOW BOUT A CHECKUSER FOR FISHING MAH GURL]]
[[Image:Clipper Maid of the Seas.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Slimv's "family" (= two-week date)]]

SlimVirgin runs a [[cabal]] of [[Dungeons and Dragons|high-level]] administrators who come to her aid. The previously mentioned [[Jayjg]] runs CheckUser (in violation of WikiMedia policies) for anyone who criticizes her. She has a [[sockpuppet]] admin named Crum375, who she brings out to make controversial edits, bans and blocks, and who comes to every talk page dispute involving SlimVirgin.

Slimmy plays a control game on Wikipedia in order to maintain her power structure. Even though she runs her own sockpuppet admin, and uses an oversight delete whenever her own IP is disclosed, she has proposed [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Talk:CheckUser_policy#Proposal_to_conduct_random_checks_on_RfAs] that new admin candidates be subject to CheckUser. She regularly sabotages new users who would like administrator rights if they disagree with her wiki-politics [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Gracenotes].

In the power struggle, she's always trying to create a hierarchy of users. She wholeheartedly rejects Jimbo's statement that adminship is no big deal and the meatball essay warning against vested contributors [http://www.usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?VestedContributor]. She wrote, and endorsed, a proposed policy [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editing_policy_pages&diff=53877749&oldid=53877023] that only administrators could edit policy pages. Other times she has endorsed editcount based restrictions for even making a point on discussion pages.

Slimmy is a master at gaming the rules. All of the original core policy pages (Original Research, Neutral Point of View, Reliable sources, etc) were simple declarations of intent for the first several years of Wikipedia. They were very stable, at less than a few hundred edits between them. In early 2005 Slimmy decided to re-write the core policies to her vision. The policies have now, each of them, undergone ''thousands'' of edits. These thousands of edits are the result of daily revert wars between Slimmy and her socks, and sensible people trying to make sense of it all. They cannot be declared stable. They have been re-written to be hard rules of things you can't do, instead of the simple declarations of intent for editors to interpret with common sense. Of course in any rules lawyer dispute over "the rules" the author of the rules will triumph as she and her socks do.

Since it is difficult, even for someone as entrenched as Slimey, to make large wholesale changes to the policies at one time she has mastered some strategies to accomplish it via subterfuge. Her second strategy after bullying using her cabal consorts is to create different and conflicting rules in two or more policy pages, one of which is the version she prefers. Then a month or so later, she re-writes the other page to "reconcile" all of the policy pages to her preference.

For years, TOW [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=Swalwell%2C+Alberta was not allowed] to have an article about a small hamlet in Alberta named Swalwell. Creaton of this article sent several trolls into the ranks of the permabanned. The article gets automatically marked as "trolling" (LOL) and deleted by Crum375, one of her many meatpuppets.

===As Crum375===
[[Image:Slimsock.png|thumb|100px|SlimVirgin with her favorite sockpuppet.]]
Whenever SlimVirgin knows she screwed up big that she's too embarrassed to war over herself, she calls out her puppet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Crum375 Crum375] ([[powerword]] Steve Beer, a heeb from New Jersey, I totally swear) to do the work. Whenever she gets in [[old media|the news]], she goes hiding and Crum375 does the edit warring and reverting any mention of it. When it came to light all the abuse she did to support [[Gary Weiss]] (esp. abusing Cla68), she avoided the issue entirely and let Crum375 go to work. If he's not supporting the SliMonster in some idiotico snotwar, Steve likes to talk about bicycle racing. So he's totally [[ghey]] for [[Cosplay|spandex]] shorts.

==Main SlimVirgin quotations==
[[Image:SlimVirgin with poodle.gif|thumb|Crum375 consults Slim.]]

* ''I taught English as a foreign language (TEFL) when I was in my 20s for a few years all over Europe in private language schools. <nowiki>[...]</nowiki> Slim 17:48, Nov 29, 2004 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Manual_of_Style&diff=prev&oldid=7960380]''

* ''I'm a journalist <nowiki>[...]</nowiki>. I've lived and worked all over the world, including the U.S., Canada, the UK, Germany, France, Switzerland, and the Middle East. I hope I've lost any nationalist, provincial perspectives I had, and hope I can contribute to Wikipedia's multi-national culture. <nowiki>[Revision as of 10:03, 29 December 2004]</nowiki> [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ASweet_Water&diff=17072072&oldid=8917125]''

* ''<nowiki>[...]</nowiki> I had to let out a little squeal of joy, because it means you're a philosopher! There aren't many of us in the Wikipedia, it seems. I studied it as an undergraduate and postgraduate. I didn't even consider continuing with it though because I'd had enough. I loved it at undergraduate level but felt I was drowning doing my thesis, concentrating on ever-shrinking and (in my view) irrelevant pinheads, though with hindsight that was a consequence of how I chose to do it, and I could have chosen differently. <nowiki>[...]</nowiki> SlimVirgin 23:54, Jan 31, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Mel_Etitis&diff=prev&oldid=9841035]''

* ''<nowiki>[...]</nowiki> The other thing I noticed from your bio is that you used to teach TEFL. So did I! I did it for about four years in Europe. I experienced an intensity of boredom during those hour-long sessions, especially the one-to-one sessions, that is impossible to convey, but which taught me, more than any philosophy study could, that we are our brains, and that each brain is essentially alone in a very unfriendly universe. ;-) SlimVirgin 00:09, Feb 1, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Mel_Etitis&diff=prev&oldid=9885946]''
[[Image:Slimdog.jpg|thumb|Crum375 on a cold day.]]

* ''<nowiki>[...]</nowiki> Yes, there were only the two, so s/he was clearly a sock. I don't really mind - I was just curious, and I did give in in the end, so dear old Bernard is now in British English. SlimVirgin 08:33, Feb 17, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Maurreen&diff=prev&oldid=10419409]''

* ''My interests are the Middle East, terrorism, human-rights issues, philosophy, psychoanalysis, and animal liberation. <nowiki>[Revision as of 13:45, 26 February 2005]</nowiki> [http://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=User:SlimVirgin&diff=prev&oldid=83656]''

* ''That's what's very annoying about this, and why I see it as disrupting Wikipedia to make a point. I'm trying to write an article about a long, complicated, unpleasant business, which killed 270 people directly; which was triggered by attacks on Libya or Iran, and possibly both, which killed hundreds; which indirectly led to the deaths of many hundreds, and possibly thousands, of Libyans, because of UN sanctions against Libya, which led to things like planes crashing because of the lack of spare parts; and which may have led to a miscarriage of justice which has put a man in jail for 27 years. Not to mention that it was the UK's largest and most expensive criminal inquiry ever, America's second deadliest attack against civilians, and the only UK trial that I'm aware of to have taken place on foreign soil. All big issues. <nowiki>[...]</nowiki> SlimVirgin (talk) 02:13, Jun 14, 2005 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pan_Am_Flight_103&diff=prev&oldid=15150972]''

* ''You're another one in need of a good spanking; it's not for nothing that Wikipedia Review has called me the Lady of Pain. SlimVirgin (talk) 23:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Quadell&diff=prev&oldid=141063680]

* ''And here was me fantasizing that El C welcomed unlimited abuse. When I think of all the fun I had in store for us .... SlimVirgin (talk) 22:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC) [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Quadell&diff=prev&oldid=141056423]

==IRC drama==
: [Sep 22 2006 10:45:45] <jwales> SlimVirgin is generally thought of quite highly
: [Sep 22 2006 10:45:49] <NotACow> jwales: no, she's not
: [Sep 22 2006 10:45:55] <NotACow> jwales: she is thought of rather poorly by a LOT of people.
: [Sep 22 2006 10:46:04] <SuppleUrn> wikipediareview.com always complains about SlimVirgin constantly
: [Sep 22 2006 10:46:05] <NotACow> jwales: myself, james, kat, danny.
: [Sep 22 2006 10:46:24] <jwales> SuppleUrn: right, wikipediareview.com. Precisely my point. :)
: [Sep 22 2006 10:49:02] <jwales> Karynn, I ignore what wikipediareview says about you, too. :) You are at least as complained about as slimvirgin, of course, in that venue.

* Note: "NotACow" is [[Kelly Martin]]. Guess who jwales is.
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[[Image:Fish and chips.jpg|thumb|center|203px|Slimv's favorite food: [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=3761&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=14926 "Say, may I have one of your ch-ips, lad?"]]]
[[Image:Diskettes.jpg|thumb|center|203px|
[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=9767&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=34515 Brandt 2007-06-18]: "I emailed Neil Croally, who knocked on my door in Arlington, Virginina on 1989-06-05 and introduced himself. He bought some NameBase disks for his girlfriend, who he said was someone named Linda [...]."
[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=1872&st=0&p=10832&#entry10832 Brandt 2006-06-08]: "[Mack] was using NameBase on floppy disks back in 1989-90 (in 1989 it was called SpyBase). There is an outstanding invoice for pages I sent to her at ABC News in London for $11.90, dated 1990-01-22.
[...]
[...] She called me in Arlington, Virginia on 1989-08-11 to tell me that she had been pursuing a rumor about someone who knew all those spooks were on the flight, and who told the Iranians."
[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=9482&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=33347 Brandt 2007-06-07]: "When one analyzes the 2,500 versions of my bio that evolved over the last 20 months, you will see that NameBase, and the PIR organization that was started in 1989 to distribute NameBase, were barely mentioned in the article until a few months ago. PIR was the issue back when [[Chip Berlet]] had a political dispute with me back in 1991."
[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AJohn_Train_Salon&diff=9107942&oldid=9107831 Mack 2005-01-04]: "I removed Daniel Brandt. He's not a credible source [...]."]]
[[Image:Chip Berlet.jpg|thumb|center|100px|[[that other wiki|That other]] chip.]]
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==New York Times Magazine Buttsexing of Slim==
On July 1, 2007, SlimeVermin took a shot of cum in the ass from the New York Times Magazine, who totally called her out as the most biased of all Wikipedians, [http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html?pagewanted=5&_r=1 because of her zoophilia] (see page 5 of 6). The New York Times Magazine also asserts ED as an authoritative source on SlimVirgin!

{{quote | He associates certain user names with certain political biases, and he recalls an online dustup with someone called Slimvirgin over whether the Animal Liberation Front was a terrorist organization. Personalities can become so pronounced in these debates that some even achieve fame of a sort on snarky Wikipedia anti-fansites like Encyclopedia Dramatica, where Slimvirgin has been thoroughly pilloried. “It’s disgusting on one level,” Rosenthal said, “but it’s also funny... | ''The New York Times Magazine'' }}

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ASlimVirgin%2Fquote&diff=210832192&oldid=210824863 SlimVirgin likes that quote.]

==OhmyNews==
On July 26, 2007, twenty-five days after the New York Times Magazine article, SlimeVermin took yet another blob of ejaculate in the rectum, this time from the Seoul citizen journalism Web site OhmyNews, entitled ''[http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_view.asp?no=374006&rel_no=1 Wikipedia and the Intelligence Services]''.

This was covered by [[Slashdot]] on July 27 [http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/07/07/27/1943254.shtml], by Reddit on July 27 [http://reddit.com/info/29s6r/comments/c29tcg], by [[Digg]] on July 28 [http://digg.com/tech_news/Are_Intelligence_Agencies_Secretly_Censoring_Wikipedia?t=8128773], and in the Wikipedia Signpost on July 30 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2007-07-30/In_the_news], with an admission by [[Jimbo Wales]] that the story was true [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/078336.html], yet still Wikipedia claims that it is entirely fabricated.

==Penis-waving from a feministic "[[attack|Position of Pseudo-Wikness]]"==
Five days after the OhmyNews article, Slim uploaded a [[shoop]]ped self-portrait for Encyclopædia Dramatica readers to contemplate. (Note: The real SV is not a 12-year-old girl, though she has a body like one, which may explain her popularity among Wikipedia's pre-teen and pedophilic editors and admins.)

[[Image:SV-in-black.png]]

==More "pseudowik" penis-waving==

http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikimediameta-l/2007-September/000018.html

:''I'm writing a paper on cyberstalking and harassment, which I hope to hand to the Foundation with a view to educating people about the extent of the problem on the Wikimedia projects, and if possible improving their responses to it.''

:''I'd like to include some concrete examples of cyberstalking or offline stalking that have happened to users as a result of their participation in any of the Wikimedia projects, and particularly where the target was picked on because they were an administrator.''

:''If you've been a target of this yourself, or if you know of anyone who has, I'd appreciate hearing from you at slimvirgin at gmail dot com. All replies will be received in strictest confidence. Your name would not have to be included in the final document, and if you're worried about being exposed in any way, I can change all identifying details. Nothing will be included about you without your express permission.''

:''What I'm most interested in hearing about is how the cyberstalking or harassment made you feel, and what happened when you tried to find support. I'd like to hear about your fears; whether it made you anxious; whether it affected your sleep or appetite, or your health in any other way; and whether you considered ending your association with the project you were involved in (or did end it). Even if your fears felt completely irrational, I'd like to hear about them.''

:''I'd also like to hear from women who feel they were subjected to additional harassment because of their sex, or from gays and members of ethnic minorities who feel they were picked on in whole or in part because of that.''

:''Many thanks,''

:''[Linda]''

Most of the responses she received were complaints that she and her cronies were cyberstalking them. Which she totally was, as her psychobitch friend [[Durova]] had started a private mailing list called [[WpCyberstalking|"wp-cyberstalking"]]. Take a wild guess what Wikipedians were doing on that list. That was where Slim admitted being paid by the British [[Faggot|MI5]] security service. She also "outed" TOW editors there. Posted on the list, 11 October 2007:
:''*The first editor, BenB4, is a sockpuppet of banned editor Nrcprm2026. *Privatemusings is a self-confessed sock. *WAS 4.250 suggested when I was slashdotted that I open my bank accounts to lawyers for the Foundation (perhaps because MI5 has not yet figured out how to pay people discreetly), and who did his best to keep the issue alive on Jimbo's talk page.''

==The Lar Slamdown==
Ever the conspiracy theorist, Slim finally met her match with [[Lar]] when she when for the [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2008-July/094603.html public invective] at him rather than the sooper-sekrit behind-the-scenes checkuser dispute resolution procedures (which is only available to the wiki-clique) and got sucked into an [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/SlimVirgin-Lar ArbCom case]. Just a few months after that in late November 2008, she managed to get her sysop bit suspended by the ArbCom for 6 months. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enSYlCEz5VI And there was much rejoicing].

==Awards==
[[Image:Sabine Ehrenfeld.jpg|frame|right|It's all about the O.]]

* Encyclopædia Dramatica is proud to present the [[Mantanmoreland|Mantanmoreland/ScipioAfricanus]] Award to SlimVirgin for sucking the juice out of her deceased date, [http://sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/doubledate4.html transsexually resuscitating him in a feminist Jewish pornographic story], flunking out of her postgraduate studies, getting fired from her job, and taking out her double[[fail]] frustration on the rest of the internets.
* Received 2nd place in the 3rd annual WP:DICK awards. [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=15604&st=40] (She was edged out by the perennial favorite [[JzG]])
* Received 1st place in the 3rd annual "Tag-Team Category", with the combination of SlimVirgin and [[Crum375]]. [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=15604&st=40]

==Bibliography==
*Hurley, Micheal T.: "I Solemnly Swear: Conmen, DEA, the Media and Pan Am 103", iUniverse, 2004, ISBN 0595299474

==See also==
* [[Attention whore]]
* [[SchmuckyTheCat]] (who picked a fight with her)
* [[Poetlister#Aftermath|Poetlister's harassment of SlimVirgin]]

==External links==

*[http://www.inmemoriam.ca/view-announcement-204732-linda-mack.html Not to be confused with]
*[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/slimslam.html Slim Engine: look for SlimVirgin's edit summaries on TOW. Protip: type "9/11", "jew", "block", "Weiss", "Brandt", "Palestine"... ]
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy]
*[http://berletwatch.freehostia.com/virgin.htm Overstock CEO's memoir]
*[http://antisocialmedia.net/?p=29 A Peek into the Mind of Wikipedia’s SlimVirgin]
*[http://wikitruth.info/index.php?title=SlimVirgin SlimVirgin] - [[Wikitruth]]
*[http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/russmag.html Article from the Russian about Slimy and secret agents in general on WP]
*[http://antisocialmedia.net/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.SlimVirgin SlimVirgin's oversights] - AntiSocialMedia wiki
*[http://nonbovine-ruminations.blogspot.com/2007/07/much-furor-about-slimvirgin.html Much furor about SlimVirgin] - blog post by [[Kelly Martin]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Sweet_Blue_Water Whoa blast from the past]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101019160429/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=SlimVirgin&action=edit&section=15 Wikipedia Seeks To Pollute Google Search Engines] - Jewish drama, involving SlimVirgin.
*[http://lockerbiecase.blogspot.com/2007/10/wikipedia-and-lockerbie.html A Prof. Black discovers just how distasteful ToW is (scroll down to his last comment)]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Abdel_Basset_Ali_al-Megrahi&diff=prev&oldid=15052534 Some of her work at WP]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/C68-FM-SV#Statement_by_SlimVirgin A new RfA - but we know what will happen, amirite?]
*<s>[http://wikipediareview.com/blog/20070802/comprehensive-coverage-of-the-slimvirgin-scandal/ Comprehensive coverage of the SlimVirgin scandal] - [[Wikipedia Review]]</s> 404
*<s>[http://o-smear.blogspot.com/2007/09/spying-on-slimvirgin-whole-creepy.html Entertaining series of e-mail messages from Overstock (but not the CEO)]</s> '''BALEETED''' (but [http://web.archive.org/web/20071211125108/http://o-smear.blogspot.com/2007/09/spying-on-slimvirgin-whole-creepy.html archived])

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Poetlister

2026-02-21T02:36:38Z

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[[Image:POETLISTER-Y-U-NO.jpg|thumb|left|POETGUY, Y U NO CUTE GIRL?]]
[[Image:Poetlister cant enjoy her sandwich.jpg|thumb|PoetGuy pretended to be a cute sandwich muncher...]]
[[Image:Bowler.jpg|thumb|....in fact, PoetGuy is a middle-aged, quite senior Whitehall number-cruncher...]]
[[Image:Rhobite.jpg|thumb|...who has a secret life as a salami tucker.]]
[[Image:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|thumb|This behavior always starts young, maybe his boarding school days were spent like this [[Rebecca|Aardvark fucker]]?]]

'''PoetGuy''' is an epic trap who was known as a shitload of identities on various websites, usually using pictures of real women or [[transvestites]] who usually had no idea he was doing this. Most famous of the accounts are '''Poetlister''', [[Wikipedia:User:Runcorn|Runcorn]], '''Taxwoman''', '''Cato''' and [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showuser=23 Guy].

It was a big [[drama]] when Runcorn (a male identity) and most of the other accounts (including Poetlister) got banned in his initial incursions into the [[Wikipedia]] because Runcorn had become a Wikipedia [[sysop|administrator]] and most of the editing had involved [[drama|fights]] over lists of [[Jews]].

PoetGuy did a fast reboot and eventually was infiltrating [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikipedia Review]], [[Wipipedia]], Wikisource, Wikiquote, [[Fred Bauder|Wikinfo]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] at the same time, all during as many working hours as it took, as well as from home, and gaining [[banhammer|administrator access]] on all of the [[wiki]]s except Encyclopedia Dramatica, and at least '''two''' or his four or five (or more) Wikipedia Review accounts also gained [[banhammer|moderator]] powers.

==Detailed History and Reasons==
People kept fapping on fantasies of sex with the woman he used for the pic of Poetlister and the [[India|chutney fucking]] [[BDSM]] fetishist he used for the pic of Taxwoman. He was first busted for using other people's pictures in around 2006 when the boyfriend of the chutney fucker that PoetGuy was using for the Taxwoman photo complained. Help desk respondents mocked him, suggesting that his girlfriend was contributing to Wikipedia without telling him, and ignored his request.

Later, all his socks were banned but because Wikipedia keeps its checkusers quiet, he kept using his socks to claim they were real-life friends. On Wikipedia Review, he was using Poetlister and Guy as moderators, as well as Taxwoman, Yehudi and probably others so that he didn't lack [[sock]] accounts to agree with himself. Poetlister and Guy usually said the same things and it was also obvious the whole "crowd" was the same person because nobody else [[Shit nobody cares about|cared about the ban]].

Guy claimed to be Poetlister's uncle or brother (family tree doesn't fork), site owner [[Somey]] believed it, and the rest went along with the [[crap|tale telling]]. People didn't believe it but all the sex-starved [[WR]] fanboys cried, "Free Poetlister. She's innocent!" Eventually, she (well he) got unbanned and set up a whole new bunch of accounts everywhere, gaining admin access again with a few.

===Episode on ED===
PoetGuy even came onto ED and [[Blu Aardvark]] (an ED sysop and ex-mod of Wikipedia Review) went and spotted them all editing from the same IP address, but PoetGuy claimed to be using Tor and so people believed he was a bunch of women as usual (now Taxwoman, RachelBrown, and Poetlister vandalising ED). He caused some [[drama]] because some people still believed his many [[sock puppet]] accounts to be real people. The article [[The beautiful people]] records this incursion.

===Boyfriend of the transvestite reappears===
Finally, the boyfriend of Taxwoman emerged again. Guy was presenting Taxwoman as a dominatrix; many guys such as [[Blissyu2]] drooled over Taxwoman. (Blissyu2 would later claim he knew Taxwoman was a guy all along and he [[Blissyu2#Blissyu2_is_a_.22Man.27s_man.22|found this out the hard way]]. Other people also would [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|fap only harder]] knowing that it was a trap.) The boyfriend [[baw]]wwwed and bawwwwed and embellished everything. The boyfriend then sent nudes to prove he was telling the truth. Wikipedian's cabal [[Fukken saved|then]] lost all interest in the matter and retreated to [[fap]].

===How PoetGuy got the pictures===
The thing is PoetGuy got all those pictures because he's a customer at a shop that helps dress up [[gay]] men as women for reasons too unspeakable to mention and also for more mundane reasons like being a male prostitute.

===PoetGuy's bubble starts bursting===
So the boyfriend tracked PoetGuy down and called him at work. Instead of playing dumb PoetGuy said "Yes, that's me. I'll take all the Taxwoman pictures down." Then, to further ensure that he was outed, he took all of the pictures down.

A shitstorm soon broke loose and all of the fool guys knew they'd been trapped. To quote PoetGuy, "When you fap to a trap, you can never go back."

PoetGuy went into [[delete fucking everything]] mode. His last account on the [[Wikipedia]] (until whatever new ones he is running now) was [[Wikipedia:User:Quillercouch|Quillercouch]].

[[Image:Poetlister secret forum.png‎ |thumb|200 px|Yes, Virginian, they are having a secret forum]]

{{Quote|We had toiled for months to get Petlister [sic], Taxwoman and the rest unblocked ... if it hadn't been for that thrice cursed idiot Brandt we'd have done it.|PoetGuy defending his puppet|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|The whole point of that secret forum was for Poetlister to chat among friends on matters like her wedding.|PoetGuy making the big noises about gaily wedding.|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|... just don't hug me too passionately when my fiancé's watching.|PoetGuy as Poetlister|Wikipedia Review (shot is on the right)}}

{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume.png‎|738|150|All woman, PoetGuy giving the PMS}}
{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume2.png|738|150|PoetGuy is giving more PMS}}

===Aftermath===
[[Image:Folsom_2003_bondage_demo_cropped.jpg|thumb|Don't worry; [[TOW]] admins have ensured that he can't edit again ...]]
[[Image:Trussed_up.jpg|thumb|... ever!]]
The aftermath pretty much was this: [[And nothing of value was lost]].

The [[drama]] did reach the [[old media|newspapers]]. During an interview, a reporter asked PoetGuy why he did everything he did. PoetGuy looked into the camera, and simply said "[[I did it for the lulz]]."

On Wikipedia Review, they knew PoetGuy did it because it had something to do with all his edit warring with [[SlimVirgin]] over lists of Jews because most of them are all related to some [[The Wikipedia Jews|Jewish conspiracy]].

==Who is PoetGuy? No, Not the [[PowerWord|Name]]==
PoetGuy is a 52-year-old large, hairy man who is heavily into crossdressing, bondage, gay bareback riding combined with dry humping groups of hairy men, and a whole host of other weird sexual [[The Kadaitcha Dancers|peccadillos]]--a refined gentleman such is this is sure to find another job.

The Wikipedia article he made has it that he is a big player in a major synagogue and in his local Jewish pressure group (Community Council).

On Wikipedia Review, his Guy persona was the enforcer who would quickly throw any [[Palestinian]] who had suffered [[torture|mistreatment]] on [[TOW]] into a hidden forum, from which the Palestinian would never again emerge as an active user.

===Total Score:===
*Two moderator's accounts on Wikipedia Review
*An administrator's account on Wikipedia Review
*At least 4 other Wikipedia Review accounts
*Compromised [[Blu Aardvark]]'s Wikipedia Review account.
*Compromised Dawson's Review account.
*Earlier Administrator's account on Wikipedia (2007)
*Administrator on WikiSource
*Administrator and Bureaucrat on Wikiquote.
*Another administrator on Wikiquote
*A third administrator and '''''CheckUser''''' on WikiQuote, this includes access to the global CheckUser mailing list for all of [[Wikimedia]].
*The lesbian cybersex incident with SlimVirgin
*Inspiring thousands of shocked and tearful posts on Wikipedia Review.
*Letting thousands of Poetlister and Taxwoman groupies (even on [[ED]]) know he turned them gay

==Comments that are now funny==
[[Image:Jorgeavatar.jpg|thumb|This is the Review avatar of [[Cuba|Jorge]], the gullible idiot who fell for the PoetHorde. After realizing he had been masturbating to a gay, fat, hairy man for three years, [[And nothing of value was lost|he committed seppuku]] and disappeared forever from the Internet.]]

{{Quote|It says here that you blocked Newport because of what Poetlister wrote on Wikipedia Review. You're aware that User:Newport and User:Poetlister are different people, right?[http://web.archive.org/web/20090214135625/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Iicatsii/oldhat4#I_don.27t_understand_this]|[[Blissyu2]] 02:31, 25 August 2007 (CDT), just before [http://web.archive.org/web/20090214122934/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Blissyu2/Poetlister accepting ED evidence]}}

{{Quote|I apologize to Poetlister and all the other parties unfairly besmirched in this incident. There's nothing I can do at this point to materially alter the outcome or remediate it now, but at least the truth is out.|[[Kelly Martin]]|fucking it up.}}

{{squote|There is no doubt they were all separate users. There was no big mystery about why they all shared ips at various points- Londoneye was the cousin of and Newport was the flatmate of Rachel and Poetlister and Taxwoman are Rachel's friends. They just used the fact that all sometime's edited from Rachel's flat and used that as an excuse to ban them. 
Guy is a friend of Rachel Brown's father - I think you do not understand that Rachel actually had a breakdown because of what went on on Wikipedia- Newport is Rachel's flatmate Lisa who agreed to look after and contribute to the articles that Rachel had created after she left.|[[Cuba|Jorge]]}}

{{squote|The evidence of Poetlister's innocence, taken as a whole, is rock-solid. I've come full circle. I began this discussion a month ago thinking Poetlister was 100% guilty. Now I know she's 100% innocent. The claim that Runcorn's alleged sockpuppets never, or almost never, interleaved edits with one another is demonstrably false. The claim that Runcorn's sockpuppets never, or almost never, voted against one another is demonstrably false. I have demonstrated these points to Poetlister in private correspondence.|[[Wikipedia:User:Shalom|Shalom]]}}

[[O Rly]]? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn],[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205],

==Oopsies==
A few weeks after it was posted, [[Blissyu2]] noticed that the Google docs statements had been corrected to accuse Blissyu2 of being behind the whole thing [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] (and he may well have been part of it). So Blissyu2 tried to falsify it by trying to contact the people responsible [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=3924] and writing corrections [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=prev&oldid=4006], but [[Alison]] was there to stop him all over the place [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=next&oldid=4011] and went on a campaign insisting that, by daring to ask someone to correct something that they said which blamed the entire incident on Blissyu2, Blissyu2 was guilty of horrible crimes against a [[Power Word|real identity]] (in spite of stating very glibly that "any similarities with any persons living or dead are entirely coincidental").

So on 23rd September 2008, Blissyu2 wrote his own Google document [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] to state his own falsifications. Determined to protect the woman whose picture PoetGuy had used for his Poetlister identity, Alison decided to push blissyu2's naming of that person into [[TL;DR]] territory, hoping that nobody would notice the name [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk%3AEmperor&diff=4250&oldid=4244]. Thanks largely to Blissy's casually feigning overreaction and [[troll|trollification]], the entire site briefingly became [[Lulz]] Central!!

More recently, Blissyu2 himself has been deleting (on Wikipedia) or becoming inactive in various accounts.

==Poetlister returns to cover more up!==
It looks as if Poetlister is not dead! Having gone through a myriad of accounts on [[Encyc]], Poetlister morphed into [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Mancunian Mancunian] so as to write policies for Encyc. Included amongst these, Mancunian wrote [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Encyc:BLP&oldid=6841 a page called Encyc:BLP], way back in Feb 09. Nobody used it at all until Poetlister changed his name to [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Contributor Contributor]. In spite of the first edit with contributor being [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&dir=prev&target=Contributor&month=&year= 5 May 09], just 5 days later [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=9477 he was offered admin status]. His first act as administrator was to [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9608&oldid=9282 totally fuck up the Encyc article on the Poetlister scandal], using the Encyc:BLP policy page that he wrote himself. Not too long later, he was [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9795&oldid=9764 threatening to ban Blissyu2] over it.

But this is normal Encyc stuff, and Encyc is nothing but TOW rebels bitch-fighting over [[shit nobody cares about]].

==External Links==
*[[Linda Mack]]/SlimVirgin's [http://web.archive.org/web/20081023224935/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SlimVirgin/Poetgate account on the subject] ([https://archive.md/TpB58 archive]), where she skillfully tries to debunk the "rumour" about her identity, and trashes [[Kelly Martin]], [[Blissyu2]] (same kind of sock identity creep and colleague of PoetGuy), Cla68, Charles Matthews and FloNight along the way.
:*[[Wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn|Sock puppets]]
*[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205 Wikipedia Review thread]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090422061203/http://encyc.org/wiki/Poetlister_scandal Encyc.org article] at archive.org
*[http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd7ss2g_0fshgw6hq British civil servant impersonated others online] (note: this article is actually patently false)
:*[http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt Correction to British civil servant impersonated others online] Corrections by [[Blissyu2]]
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/19/wikipedia_civil_servant_scandal/ Sockpuppeting civil servant Wikifiddles himself]

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Poetlister

2026-02-21T02:35:05Z

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[[Image:POETLISTER-Y-U-NO.jpg|thumb|left|POETGUY, Y U NO CUTE GIRL?]]
[[Image:Poetlister cant enjoy her sandwich.jpg|thumb|PoetGuy pretended to be a cute sandwich muncher...]]
[[Image:Bowler.jpg|thumb|....in fact, PoetGuy is a middle-aged, quite senior Whitehall number-cruncher...]]
[[Image:Rhobite.jpg|thumb|...who has a secret life as a salami tucker.]]
[[Image:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|thumb|This behavior always starts young, maybe his boarding school days were spent like this [[Rebecca|Aardvark fucker]]?]]

'''PoetGuy''' is an epic trap who was known as a shitload of identities on various websites, usually using pictures of real women or [[transvestites]] who usually had no idea he was doing this. Most famous of the accounts are '''Poetlister''', [[Wikipedia:User:Runcorn|Runcorn]], '''Taxwoman''', '''Cato''' and [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showuser=23 Guy].

It was a big [[drama]] when Runcorn (a male identity) and most of the other accounts (including Poetlister) got banned in his initial incursions into the [[Wikipedia]] because Runcorn had become a Wikipedia [[sysop|administrator]] and most of the editing had involved [[drama|fights]] over lists of [[Jews]].

PoetGuy did a fast reboot and eventually was infiltrating [[Wikipedia]], [[Wikipedia Review]], [[Wipipedia]], Wikisource, Wikiquote, [[Fred Bauder|Wikinfo]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] at the same time, all during as many working hours as it took, as well as from home, and gaining [[banhammer|administrator access]] on all of the [[wiki]]s except Encyclopedia Dramatica, and at least '''two''' or his four or five (or more) Wikipedia Review accounts also gained [[banhammer|moderator]] powers.

==Detailed History and Reasons==
People kept fapping on fantasies of sex with the woman he used for the pic of Poetlister and the [[India|chutney fucking]] [[BDSM]] fetishist he used for the pic of Taxwoman. He was first busted for using other people's pictures in around 2006 when the boyfriend of the chutney fucker that PoetGuy was using for the Taxwoman photo complained. Help desk respondents mocked him, suggesting that his girlfriend was contributing to Wikipedia without telling him, and ignored his request.

Later, all his socks were banned but because Wikipedia keeps its checkusers quiet, he kept using his socks to claim they were real-life friends. On Wikipedia Review, he was using Poetlister and Guy as moderators, as well as Taxwoman, Yehudi and probably others so that he didn't lack [[sock]] accounts to agree with himself. Poetlister and Guy usually said the same things and it was also obvious the whole "crowd" was the same person because nobody else [[Shit nobody cares about|cared about the ban]].

Guy claimed to be Poetlister's uncle or brother (family tree doesn't fork), site owner [[Somey]] believed it, and the rest went along with the [[crap|tale telling]]. People didn't believe it but all the sex-starved [[WR]] fanboys cried, "Free Poetlister. She's innocent!" Eventually, she (well he) got unbanned and set up a whole new bunch of accounts everywhere, gaining admin access again with a few.

===Episode on ED===
PoetGuy even came onto ED and [[Blu Aardvark]] (an ED sysop and ex-mod of Wikipedia Review) went and spotted them all editing from the same IP address, but PoetGuy claimed to be using Tor and so people believed he was a bunch of women as usual (now Taxwoman, RachelBrown, and Poetlister vandalising ED). He caused some [[drama]] because some people still believed his many [[sock puppet]] accounts to be real people. The article [[The beautiful people]] records this incursion.

===Boyfriend of the transvestite reappears===
Finally, the boyfriend of Taxwoman emerged again. Guy was presenting Taxwoman as a dominatrix; many guys such as [[Blissyu2]] drooled over Taxwoman. (Blissyu2 would later claim he knew Taxwoman was a guy all along and he [[Blissyu2#Blissyu2_is_a_.22Man.27s_man.22|found this out the hard way]]. Other people also would [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|fap only harder]] knowing that it was a trap.) The boyfriend [[baw]]wwwed and bawwwwed and embellished everything. The boyfriend then sent nudes to prove he was telling the truth. Wikipedian's cabal [[Fukken saved|then]] lost all interest in the matter and retreated to [[fap]].

===How PoetGuy got the pictures===
The thing is PoetGuy got all those pictures because he's a customer at a shop that helps dress up [[gay]] men as women for reasons too unspeakable to mention and also for more mundane reasons like being a male prostitute.

===PoetGuy's bubble starts bursting===
So the boyfriend tracked PoetGuy down and called him at work. Instead of playing dumb PoetGuy said "Yes, that's me. I'll take all the Taxwoman pictures down." Then, to further ensure that he was outed, he took all of the pictures down.

A shitstorm soon broke loose and all of the fool guys knew they'd been trapped. To quote PoetGuy, "When you fap to a trap, you can never go back."

PoetGuy went into [[delete fucking everything]] mode. His last account on the [[Wikipedia]] (until whatever new ones he is running now) was [[Wikipedia:User:Quillercouch|Quillercouch]].

[[Image:Poetlister secret forum.png‎ |thumb|200 px|Yes, Virginian, they are having a secret forum]]

{{Quote|We had toiled for months to get Petlister [sic], Taxwoman and the rest unblocked ... if it hadn't been for that thrice cursed idiot Brandt we'd have done it.|PoetGuy defending his puppet|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|The whole point of that secret forum was for Poetlister to chat among friends on matters like her wedding.|PoetGuy making the big noises about gaily wedding.|Wikipedia Review (shot is under here)}}

{{Quote|... just don't hug me too passionately when my fiancé's watching.|PoetGuy as Poetlister|Wikipedia Review (shot is on the right)}}

{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume.png‎|738|150|All woman, PoetGuy giving the PMS}}
{{bigpic|Poetguy in costume2.png|738|150|PoetGuy is giving more PMS}}

===Aftermath===
[[Image:Folsom_2003_bondage_demo_cropped.jpg|thumb|Don't worry; [[TOW]] admins have ensured that he can't edit again ...]]
[[Image:Trussed_up.jpg|thumb|... ever!]]
The aftermath pretty much was this: [[And nothing of value was lost]].

The [[drama]] did reach the [[old media|newspapers]]. During an interview, a reporter asked PoetGuy why he did everything he did. PoetGuy looked into the camera, and simply said "[[I did it for the lulz]]."

On Wikipedia Review, they knew PoetGuy did it because it had something to do with all his edit warring with [[SlimVirgin]] over lists of Jews because most of them are all related to some [[The Wikipedia Jews|Jewish conspiracy]].

==Who is PoetGuy? No, Not the [[PowerWord|Name]]==
PoetGuy is a 52-year-old large, hairy man who is heavily into crossdressing, bondage, gay bareback riding combined with dry humping groups of hairy men, and a whole host of other weird sexual [[The Kadaitcha Dancers|peccadillos]]--a refined gentleman such is this is sure to find another job.

The Wikipedia article he made has it that he is a big player in a major synagogue and in his local Jewish pressure group (Community Council).

On Wikipedia Review, his Guy persona was the enforcer who would quickly throw any [[Palestinian]] who had suffered [[torture|mistreatment]] on [[TOW]] into a hidden forum, from which the Palestinian would never again emerge as an active user.

===Total Score:===
*Two moderator's accounts on Wikipedia Review
*An administrator's account on Wikipedia Review
*At least 4 other Wikipedia Review accounts
*Compromised [[Blu Aardvark]]'s Wikipedia Review account.
*Compromised Dawson's Review account.
*Earlier Administrator's account on Wikipedia (2007)
*Administrator on WikiSource
*Administrator and Bureaucrat on Wikiquote.
*Another administrator on Wikiquote
*A third administrator and '''''CheckUser''''' on WikiQuote, this includes access to the global CheckUser mailing list for all of [[Wikimedia]].
*The lesbian cybersex incident with SlimVirgin
*Inspiring thousands of shocked and tearful posts on Wikipedia Review.
*Letting thousands of Poetlister and Taxwoman groupies (even on [[ED]]) know he turned them gay

==Comments that are now funny==
[[Image:Jorgeavatar.jpg|thumb|This is the Review avatar of [[Cuba|Jorge]], the gullible idiot who fell for the PoetHorde. After realizing he had been masturbating to a gay, fat, hairy man for three years, [[And nothing of value was lost|he committed seppuku]] and disappeared forever from the Internet.]]

{{Quote|It says here that you blocked Newport because of what Poetlister wrote on Wikipedia Review. You're aware that User:Newport and User:Poetlister are different people, right?[http://web.archive.org/web/20090214135625/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Iicatsii/oldhat4#I_don.27t_understand_this]|[[Blissyu2]] 02:31, 25 August 2007 (CDT), just before [http://web.archive.org/web/20090214122934/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Blissyu2/Poetlister accepting ED evidence]}}

{{Quote|I apologize to Poetlister and all the other parties unfairly besmirched in this incident. There's nothing I can do at this point to materially alter the outcome or remediate it now, but at least the truth is out.|[[Kelly Martin]]|fucking it up.}}

{{squote|There is no doubt they were all separate users. There was no big mystery about why they all shared ips at various points- Londoneye was the cousin of and Newport was the flatmate of Rachel and Poetlister and Taxwoman are Rachel's friends. They just used the fact that all sometime's edited from Rachel's flat and used that as an excuse to ban them. 
Guy is a friend of Rachel Brown's father - I think you do not understand that Rachel actually had a breakdown because of what went on on Wikipedia- Newport is Rachel's flatmate Lisa who agreed to look after and contribute to the articles that Rachel had created after she left.|[[Cuba|Jorge]]}}

{{squote|The evidence of Poetlister's innocence, taken as a whole, is rock-solid. I've come full circle. I began this discussion a month ago thinking Poetlister was 100% guilty. Now I know she's 100% innocent. The claim that Runcorn's alleged sockpuppets never, or almost never, interleaved edits with one another is demonstrably false. The claim that Runcorn's sockpuppets never, or almost never, voted against one another is demonstrably false. I have demonstrated these points to Poetlister in private correspondence.|[[Wikipedia:User:Shalom|Shalom]]}}

[[O Rly]]? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn],[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205],

==Oopsies==
A few weeks after it was posted, [[Blissyu2]] noticed that the Google docs statements had been corrected to accuse Blissyu2 of being behind the whole thing [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] (and he may well have been part of it). So Blissyu2 tried to falsify it by trying to contact the people responsible [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=3924] and writing corrections [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=prev&oldid=4006], but [[Alison]] was there to stop him all over the place [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Giselle_Hillman&diff=next&oldid=4011] and went on a campaign insisting that, by daring to ask someone to correct something that they said which blamed the entire incident on Blissyu2, Blissyu2 was guilty of horrible crimes against a [[Power Word|real identity]] (in spite of stating very glibly that "any similarities with any persons living or dead are entirely coincidental").

So on 23rd September 2008, Blissyu2 wrote his own Google document [http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt] to state his own falsifications. Determined to protect the woman whose picture PoetGuy had used for his Poetlister identity, Alison decided to push blissyu2's naming of that person into [[TL;DR]] territory, hoping that nobody would notice the name [http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=User_talk%3AEmperor&diff=4250&oldid=4244]. Thanks largely to Blissy's casually feigning overreaction and [[troll|trollification]], the entire site briefingly became [[Lulz]] Central!!

More recently, Blissyu2 himself has been deleting (on Wikipedia) or becoming inactive in various accounts.

==Poetlister returns to cover more up!==
It looks as if Poetlister is not dead! Having gone through a myriad of accounts on [[Encyc]], Poetlister morphed into [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Mancunian Mancunian] so as to write policies for Encyc. Included amongst these, Mancunian wrote [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Encyc:BLP&oldid=6841 a page called Encyc:BLP], way back in Feb 09. Nobody used it at all until Poetlister changed his name to [http://encyc.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Contributor Contributor]. In spite of the first edit with contributor being [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&dir=prev&target=Contributor&month=&year= 5 May 09], just 5 days later [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Emperor&diff=prev&oldid=9477 he was offered admin status]. His first act as administrator was to [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9608&oldid=9282 totally fuck up the Encyc article on the Poetlister scandal], using the Encyc:BLP policy page that he wrote himself. Not too long later, he was [http://encyc.org/w/index.php?title=Poetlister_scandal&diff=9795&oldid=9764 threatening to ban Blissyu2] over it.

But this is normal Encyc stuff, and Encyc is nothing but TOW rebels bitch-fighting over [[shit nobody cares about]].

==External Links==
*[[Linda Mack]]/SlimVirgin's [http://web.archive.org/web/20081023224935/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SlimVirgin/Poetgate account on the subject] ([https://archive.md/TpB58 archive), where she skillfully tries to debunk the "rumour" about her identity, and trashes [[Kelly Martin]], [[Blissyu2]] (same kind of sock identity creep and colleague of PoetGuy), Cla68, Charles Matthews and FloNight along the way.
:*[[Wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Poetlister/Runcorn|Sock puppets]]
*[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205 Wikipedia Review thread]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090422061203/http://encyc.org/wiki/Poetlister_scandal Encyc.org article] at archive.org
*[http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd7ss2g_0fshgw6hq British civil servant impersonated others online] (note: this article is actually patently false)
:*[http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dpqbn5p_0dvbzkzgt Correction to British civil servant impersonated others online] Corrections by [[Blissyu2]]
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/19/wikipedia_civil_servant_scandal/ Sockpuppeting civil servant Wikifiddles himself]

{{Jews}}
{{Lezz}}
{{WP}}

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[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

User:Hipcrime/sandbox

2026-02-07T20:58:17Z

Hipcrime: /* The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist */ embed instead

==im in ur sandbox, shitting it up==
[[File:Litterbawks.jpg|500px]]

<3 [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 18:06, 15 March 2015 (EDT)
:d'aww! <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:29, 16 March 2015 (EDT)
----
== The Derrick Coetzee unrequited love playlist ==
Shortly before his [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Dcoetzee global ban], Derrick Coetzee made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee a series of edits] to the Wikipedia articles for the following songs:
{{fv|COETZEE|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>baOz601--b0</youtube> {{tinyquote|The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.}}
|<youtube>k9e157Ner90</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.}}
|<youtube>wE66MPAO3Es</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.}}
|<youtube>-EjpKoMy6Bs</youtube> {{tinyquote|The song is a ballad in which the singer reminisces about a faraway loved one as she goes to bed and hopes to see them again. It was written in memory of Hawkins' father.}}
|<youtube>jSUSFow70no</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker begs "on bended knee" for his ex-lover to come back to him, and apologizes for his wrongdoing.}}
|<youtube>TpKxH2dDqEM</youtube> {{tinyquote|In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them.}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}

[[File:Sue Gardner and Derrick Coetzee in discussion, 2011-01-07.jpg|thumb|'What the fuck were you thinking?']]
[[File:Dcoetzee and Sonia.jpg|thumb|Look at Coetzee's eye, and Sonia/Key's eyes and tell me what ''you'' see]]
[[File:Dcoetzee with Sonia.jpg|thumb|hmmm...]]
[[File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg|thumb|typical wikipedian]]

EDiots theorize that this series of edits is an acrostic love message to a person of undetermined age and gender who was groomed by Coetzee using Wikimedia Foundation resources (WP:IRC), and for whom he traveled to the fleshpots of Polynesia in order to meet up with them.
;''The Derrick Coetzee Unrequited Love Playlist'' [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Dcoetzee|diffs]]:
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Still_Believe_in_You_(Vince_Gill_song)&diff=prev&oldid=622979249
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missing_You_(John_Waite_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624522262
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=We_Danced_Anyway&diff=prev&oldid=624524476
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=As_I_Lay_Me_Down&diff=prev&oldid=624526072
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=On_Bended_Knee&diff=prev&oldid=624527089
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Should%27ve_Known_Better_(Richard_Marx_song)&diff=prev&oldid=624527991

<pre>
11:25, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+136)‎ . . Should've Known Better (Richard Marx song) ‎ (+lyric summary ("In the lyrics, the speaker is still in love with an ex-lover and tortured by it, to the point of regretting falling in love with them."))
11:12, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+123)‎ . . On Bended Knee ‎ (+short lyrics summary)
10:59, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m As I Lay Me Down ‎ (→‎Song information: Forgetting wikisyntax ugh) (current)
10:58, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+56)‎ . . As I Lay Me Down ‎ (Add lyrics summary, clean up discussion of backup vocals)
10:36, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+147)‎ . . We Danced Anyway ‎ (+In the lyrics, the singer recounts happy memories of dancing in a "happy little foreign town" with a lover, and invites her lover to dance again.) (current)
10:01, 7 September 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+170)‎ . . Missing You (John Waite song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== In the verses/bridge, the singer describes how much he misses his ex-lover, while in the chorus, he lies to himself and vehemently denies missing them.)
06:36, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Amy Grant ‎ (Fix spelling (article says "Corrina", not "Corinna", as do other sources))
04:48, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+159)‎ . . I Still Believe in You (Vince Gill song) ‎ (+==Lyric summary== The narrator apologizes to their romantic partner for being selfish and not spending enough time with them, and vows to make it up to them.)
02:58, 27 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (-494)‎ . . m House of Love (Amy Grant song) ‎ (Reverted edits by 144.136.192.38 (talk) to last version by Bovineboy2008)
18:35, 26 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . m Perjury ‎ (→‎Precedents: Capital Congress for US Congress)
13:38, 19 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+677)‎ . . Talk:Walt Disney Imagineering ‎ (→‎Copyright should be trademark?) (current)
20:59, 18 August 2014 (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . Trillion dollar coin ‎ (Clarify definition of lulz inline)
</pre>

===Coetzee links===
*https://archive.today/UjI7J Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/JIH5N Survivor/victim
*https://archive.today/k8p2D 12 July, 2011
*https://archive.today/jM1XA 30 June, 2012
----

== links ==

;e-enemies
*https://archive.ph/H0qhy "i am being anonymously internet stalked by someone who appears to be building a big file on me, archiving anything they can find" --EDiot translation: "oh noes my own words are being used agaisnt me"

;SJWs gone wild
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISq_y_WhKg The Pterodactyl from Arizona State versus a soldier for The Lord

;TOW stuff
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GorillaWarfare&oldid=667912070#advice_for_the_terminally_banned
*https://archive.is/Fye55 This old chestnut
*https://archive.is/KiSWA Brandon Black of Wikimedia?
*https://archive.is/1rZvX#selection-69.163221-69.163964 Ms White and what makes her squee
*https://archive.is/Ib9X4 Jorm and the "double boomerang"
*https://archive.is/e8Lpk Is Keyes looking to shed his unfortunate past?
*https://archive.today/zqMAm Coetzee finally b& for using WMF resources for nefarious purposes?
*https://archive.today/tWjsK Wil Sinclair's Offwiki.org talkpage
*https://archive.today/xkj7G an archive of https://web.archive.org/web/20120524122658/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine
*https://archive.today/EPJqY source for IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26
*https://archive.today/4n6YT IRC office hours/Office hours 2011-05-26 (Ironholds "pinning" Mindspillage against the wall at WMF ''head''quarters)
*https://archive.today/Ru21f Old Wikipedia user page
*https://archive.today/ZSkcl A pretty good list of "Who's who at WMF"... It wasn't me I swear!
*https://archive.today/oxhRj IIPM
*https://archive.today/qxZMs ArbitrationGate deleted Wikipedia article
*https://archive.is/8Gt2B David Slater / Jorm
*https://archive.is/u465l Jorm and the "tramp stamp"
*https://archive.is/nXTrm Tom Morris's 2010 RealDoll tweet: {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/tommorris/status/20519556652994562}}
*http://pastebin.com/GxbQM7iG me and Odder discussing unban
*https://archive.md/Prsng Hillary's Wikipedia page vandalized by a world famous EDiot (scroll to the bottom). :^)

;Demiurge1000
*https://archive.today/0O2rT Demiurge1000 and Loudclaw (IanP) at Samwiki:
**https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://samwiki.wikkii.com/wiki/User_talk:Demiurge1000 all the captures here seem to be the same
*https://archive.is/iYW2k Loudclaw's user talk at Samwiki. The three archives are not available in the Wayback Machine. :<
*https://archive.is/J59km Loudclaw's contributions list at Sam's Wiki. Demiurge1000's contribs are not available at Wayback. :<

;Remnants of Wikipedialogs.com
*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065331/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-08.txt
**https://archive.today/dizxU

*https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065318/http://wikipedialogs.com/logs/wikipedia-en2013-07-01.txt
**https://archive.today/5f0wI

;Miscellanous
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110721232939/http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 Pedoes-Trekkies connection
**https://archive.is/tBXI6
*https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Images#Rendering_a_gallery_of_images
*https://archive.ph/Dm9pA Barbara Lerner Spectre on open borders for Israel

;Personal
*https://archive.today/83LLs Streetsheet.org obit for Howard Grayson
*http://studycenter.org/centralcityextra/2010/04/jason-bishop/ <3
**https://archive.is/5EvqM

== quotes ==

{{quote|1=Life was rough, we had to make do.|2=Judge Greg Mathis|3=in his old opening montage}}

{{quote|1=Take two imo|2=an unknown EDiot|3=on how much to drop}}

*etc etc etc.
*note: add morphquote

== couchsurfing.com ==

Kalliope Tsouroupidou {{wpul|User:Kalliope (WMF)}}
and Rachel DiCerbo

coverup of rapes via couchsurfing.com

== BarkingFish aka Thorsteinn Malmjursson ==

[[File:Tmalmjursson.jpg|thumb|BarkingFish, aka Thor Malmjursson]]
*[http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/thorsteinn-malmjursson/36/624/745 Prison Officer at HM Prison Service, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom]
*[https://archive.today/RnYVv Wikipedia user page as of May 26, 2006] states his date of birth is January 22, 1977
*[https://archive.today/bcx8G Wikipedia user page as of December 15, 2005] states his date of birth is March 15, 1978
*[https://archive.today/X2nuO Upload log for File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/OVnZP File:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/LXEet File talk:Tmalmjursson.jpg]
*[https://archive.today/0BKeF Diff]
*[http://shotavation.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt], hasn't changed much [https://archive.today/MNETh since December 23]

== email from ms white/gorillaWarfare ==

despite her claim that i am dangerous, ms white felt comfortable enough to send me an email in 2018... i replied because i thought she might have some valid concern. i didnt bother to reply again. see below:

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Things are fine with me, yeah, thanks for asking. I saw you're back up at
ED working on Os Keyes' article, what's that about? Does that really still
need to exist?
=E2=80=93 Molly (GorillaWarfare)

On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 5:31 PM Shawn Mcnamara <mcsquishee@gmail.com> wrote:

> hiya... hopefully everything is okay?
>
> take care
> shawn mcnamara
> On Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 12:36 AM GorillaWarfare
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> > Hey, how are you? Wanted to check in about something.
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hopefully everything is okay? 
 
take care 
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:59, 23 April 2022 (EDT)

== the war of NATO aggression ==
[[File:Russia hates the UN antichrist.png|thumb|-caption---]]
{{quote|1=We will ascend to the Heavens as martyrs, and the aggressors will simply drop dead without even time to repent.|2=Vladimir Putin|3=not putting it clearly enough for Pres Pudding}}
*1991, under Bush One, SOS Jim Baker promises Putin that NATO will not expand in exchange for allowing Ukraine as a neutral state between NATO and Russia's borders
*2014, Euromaidan protests result in a US puppet state replacing the newly duly elected president with Volodymir Zelinskiy
*2021, President Pudding and his son launder billions in Ukraine "aid" via the __ admin installed by the totally reliable US "intelligence community"
*2022, Putin simply does not want NATO on his borders and tells the USA to knock it off with the provocation
*2022, President Pudding imposes sanctions on Russian oil and energy products, regardless of the fact that 30 pct of US oil comes from Russia. Under Trump we had been energy independent and indeed a "net exporter" of energy products. these sanctions caused gas prices to rise in the USA

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== Giovanni Gasparro ==

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File:St Michael the Archangel Defeats the Devil.jpg
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File:Gasparro-Sacro Cuore di Gesù.jpg
File:Martirio di San Simonino da Trento (Simone Unverdorben), per omicidio rituale ebraico (The Martyrdom of St. Simeon of Trent in Accordance With Jewish Ritual Murder).jpg
</gallery>

== cute ftms ==

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File:User Dcoetzee at the WMF.jpg

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Hipcrime: reupload of file that is used in my sandbox but not embedded ("the colon trick"). very small version, it wont take much storage to retain this file

== Summary ==
reupload of file that is used in my sandbox but not embedded ("the colon trick"). very small version, it wont take much storage to retain this file

Talk:Daniel Larson

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Hipcrime: /* o_O */ new section

== Is this thing currently in prison? ==

I see people still care about him, so that means that this animal is free and roaming the streets? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 18:46, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

well, i guess you can say that [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 17:55, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

== o_O ==

[[File:What a lovely day on the internet - good Lord dog meme.jpg]]

File:What a lovely day on the internet - good Lord dog meme.jpg

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Hipcrime:

User talk:Hipcrime/The 1000 Titles of Hipcrime

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these are good... damn good imo. i am honored. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:14, 3 October 2012 (EDT)
:when can we feature this? {{User:Oblique/sig}} 07:04, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
::When we reach 1000, duh. [[User:LiteralKa|Leon]], [[GNAA]] 01:54, 16 October 2012 (EDT)
== untitled ==

'''sexy fireman'''. {{User:Andrés/sig}} 22:39, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

==TylerRosenow==
Tyler is good at these, but he has some competition in [[user talk:Rab C Nesquik]]: "Knight of the Brown Cable" made me lol, and brought up fond memories of poopdick. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 21:20, 19 July 2013 (EDT)
:Ha! My fave. But, it's getting [[cock|mighty hard]] now! --[[User:Rab C Nesquik|Rab C Nesquik]] 21:16, 20 July 2013 (EDT)

*prince regnant of those who can't get pregnant. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:22, 15 February 2022 (EST)

User talk:Hipcrime/deathfuck

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first. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ talk]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 10:28, 19 January 2012 (CET)
:this is the follow up chat. the first chat is lost now. :( -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 05:45, 1 September 2012 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/list of articles created at .se without anything from .com

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==Categories==

Some articles straddle IRLshit / News Events - Jimmy Savile for example is quite a detailed bio ''however'' only came about as a result of the allegations of historic naughtiness making the news... Thinking now I should probably have put JKLewis in 'News'... Anyway... [[Deal with it]]... :D - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 03:23, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
:tru dat. but it does seem that ED has the best coverage of some of these topics, like the dick pirate, and the chick who sucked her tampon for attention. Elvis' userpage shows he created a lot, and Andres too. never did find the tech blogger who said her cpu was linux or something. <s>but it's time for bed.</s> :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 05:58, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
::[[Claire Connelly]] --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 17:28, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
*also, the sections were re-ordered. people, events, phenomena doo doo dooo do -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 05:59, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

== delete? ==

i was looking this over, and thought of deleting it, til i see its been viewed 510 times???? wtf? anyway, feel free to add or re-add to this, or whatever. :) ''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan birthday.gif|50px|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:14, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
:I say keep it.--[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 17:26, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
::ya the more of these i look at, the more i see that's really good or doesn't need much help. guise feel free to add to this. maybe it will come in handy. :) ''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan birthday.gif|50px|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:41, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/sexy Wikipedians

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aotn pls [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 17:42, 18 December 2013 (EST)
:lol -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Herduliekmudkipzz.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 13:56, 19 December 2013 (EST)

;ancillary personnel:
<gallery>
File:Fluffernutter.jpg|Fluffer for the heterosexuals
File:Rklawton.png|Photographer
File:Weev young.jpg|Watching all this [[irony|on an iPad]] smuggled [[in the ass|in the usual way]]
File:LIL B UNDERWEAR.jpg|BASEDGOD
</gallery>

== "That child in Africa is all woman now" ==

lost it so hard wtfomgbbqrofl [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 23:28, 30 December 2013 (EST)
:lol it's been just over [http://jimmywales.com/2005/12/31/a-personal-appeal-from-jimmy-wales/ eight years] now since The Jimbo speaketh these words. that kid isn't getting any younger. ;D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Herduliekmudkipzz.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:40, 12 January 2014 (EST)

== Sexy Eyes ==

the song playing in the background is called Sexy Eyes by Dr Hook. it is dedicated to Tim Starling. /swoon -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:38, 18 March 2014 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/Hipcrime Appreciation Station

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== JOKES HERE ==

:*If Hipcrime was in a gang, he would be Cripcrime.
:*If Hipcrime had boobs, he would be Nipcrime.
:*If Hipcrime was black, he would be Lipcrime.
:*If Hipcrime was a boat, he would be Shipcrime.
:**[[User:Sketch|Sketch]] 01:16, 20 January 2012 (CET)

:*If Hipcrime was black, he would commit crime.
:**Fixed that for ya. [[User:Monicastwins|Monicastwins]] 00:08, 4 August 2012 (EDT)

== YES ==

If hipcrime was straight, he wouldn't have aids. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ talk]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 01:16, 20 January 2012 (CET)
:i wouldnt be so sure. <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 13:43, 30 January 2012 (CET)

== A faggot appears ==

Hey Hiprcime. I gotta inform you that I've made an article about a retard, called [[User:Porumbelul|ThePorumbelul]] and now he keeps editing that page, cuz he's trying to look badass. Can you ban him? We don't need [[anti-lulz]] guys on ED, amirite? [[User:TenSecondsFlat|TenSecondsFlat]] 10:45, 16 June 2012 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/wikipedia-en-2011-11-24

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#REDIRECT [[Talk:Oliver Keyes/wikipedia-en-2011-11-24]]

User talk:Hipcrime/sandbox

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==hipcrime's cavalcade of gay music videos==
;The template will support ten videos only, so these are broken into batches of ten or less
;;Part one
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|gayvidz|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>x4iBBfEHNaE</youtube> {{center|Fly Young Red}}
|<youtube>968ByXQcz44</youtube> {{center|[[Robot Unicorn Attack|Erasure]], live in Rio}}
|<youtube>OcfAb6kouNE</youtube> {{center|Erasure, live in New York City}}
|<youtube>QkL9Fpp1FF4</youtube> {{center|Christeene}}
|<youtube>Kwh_yOzJ6AY</youtube> {{center|[[RIP|Divine]]}}
|<youtube>pFiqO0Qpa_g</youtube> {{center|Divine}}
|<youtube>Ue2UXnxp8Rs</youtube> {{center|[[RIP|Sylvester]]}}
|<youtube>5H69xXQRSgM</youtube> {{center|Sylvester}}
|<youtube>VelGCEqtVbQ</youtube> {{center|[[RIP|Klaus Nomi]]}}
|<youtube>twQlpFrm5iM</youtube> {{center|Bearforce1 - Medley}}
}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}}}
;;Part two
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|gayvidz2|background-color: pink;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>tXXZpr8YlSI</youtube> {{center|Cazwell - Ice Cream Truck}}
|<youtube>HTN6Du3MCgI</youtube> {{center|Electric Six - Gay Bar}}
|<youtube>Sdr9CtkAkm8</youtube> {{center|Tomboy - Okay To Be Gay}}
|<youtube>_qB2B1fBJiA</youtube> {{center|Diana}}
|<youtube>10i17NNujDE</youtube> {{center|The Carpet Munchers - My Puss}}
|<youtube>ozfGm9D5nZQ</youtube> {{center|Paul Lekakis - My House}}
|<youtube>WYX0sjP6Za8</youtube> {{center|Wham! - Club Tropicana}}
|<youtube>CdJiIP3KQfo</youtube> {{center|Grace Jones - Love Is The Drug}}
|<youtube>166AFqqEsns</youtube> {{center|The Flirts - Calling All Boys}}
}}|border=#FF007F|background=pink; margin: .5em auto;}}}}

*It's a Sin -- PSB
*I'm Coming Out -- Diana
*I WILL SURVIVE -- THE INCOMPARABLE GLORIA GAYNOR
*Liza [pop selections, not so much torch songs]
*Babs
*Dancing Queen -- ABBA
*Village People ( p much everything)
**In the Navy
**YMCA
**
*Madge -- Vogue and others
*We Are Family Sister Sledge
*Raining Men -- Two TOns of Fun
*SOMETHING FROM WHAM -- Credit Card Baby
*I AM WHAT I AM OMG HOW COULD I FORGET
*relax (or that other one, the raunchy one) by Holly Something
*XiMavQgfCX8 <-- add that one last and pour one out for the dead
*Smalltown Boy -- Bronski Beat or Communards or Jimmy Somerville (recent version)
*New Order -- ___ <-- i forget... is it "1963"?

== test ==

test test test wtf

== FOR OBLIQUE ==

SINCE I CAN ONLY GET EDITS TO MY SANDBOX TO TAKE, PLEASE ACCEPT MY LONGER WINDED THANKS TO YOU AND TO JUNIUS TOO. IDK WHY THE SITE/INTERNET/COMPUTAR WONT TAKE OTHER EDITS BUT I HAVE TO GIVE UP NOW AND POST THANKS HERE INSTEAD. IN ALL CAPS, TO GRAB ATTENTION. <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:47, 30 January 2015 (EST)

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You're welcome. [[User_talk:SeeBeen#User_talk_pages|SeeBeen knows about the issue and will probably fix it eventually]]. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 19:52, 30 January 2015 (EST)

User talk:Hipcrime/stash

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What's the story here? {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}13:38, 9 August 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}
:this is the talkpage for the call for an EGM (emergency meeting) to fire Fae as WMUK chair. currently it is "blanked as a courtesy" but i wouldnt put it past them to delete it, so it's stored here. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:17, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/sig

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test -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Herduliekmudkipzz.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:52, 20 July 2013 (EDT)
:test 1. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:22, 28 June 2021 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/shit i forget

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User talk:Hipcrime/MY BEEFCAKE FANTASY, BY HIPCRIME

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gay {{User:Oblique/sig}} 18:29, 17 June 2012 (EDT)
:you were expecting straight? -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:30, 17 June 2012 (EDT)
::gayer than gay {{User:Oblique/sig}} 18:31, 17 June 2012 (EDT)
:::sexy as fuck, imo. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:32, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

== i blame Beefcake ==

i blame Beefcake for encouraging me to publish my diseased fantasies online. now i will never find a job!1 :( -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:23, 1 July 2014 (EDT)

== :D ==
[[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 17:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

:glad y'all are enjoying my spontaneous writings. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:08, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

::I brought everybody's attention to this. I NEED A REWARD HIPCRIME [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 14:09, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

:::i shall reward you with 72 skanks, which is a hell of a lot better than 72 virgins imo, cuz skanks know what they're doing. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 21:18, 3 June 2015 (EDT)
::::Praise be the 'crime. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 21:32, 3 June 2015 (EDT)
::::: :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:28, 4 June 2015 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/Generic Furry Article

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* '''A++''' [[File:Busey.png]][[User:Oddguy|'''oddguy''']][[File:Busey.png]] 06:13, 6 June 2013 (EDT)
:*Meep did most of the work. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:17, 6 June 2013 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 16

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{{User talk:Hipcrime/Archives}}

== Edit request ==

Hi again, Hip! Could you please change <code>^.{71,}$</code> to <code>^.{150,}$</code> on [[MediaWiki:Titleblacklist]]? Given that logins are not open, this overstrict protection against title spamming is no longer necessary. Thank you. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 13:43, 3 January 2024 (EST)

== Requested move ==

Could you move [[Shit no one cares about]] to [[Shit Nobody Cares About]]? I feel liek it has a much better ring to it. [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 13:53, 6 February 2024 (EST)

== Please rename this file ==

Hi, Hip! Could you please rename [[:File:YouTube_tombstone_2007_2011_2023_2024.png]] to [[:File:YouTube_tombstone_2008_2011_2016_2023_2024.png]]? 2008 is the correct year, and I added a 2016 screenshot. ( [[Special:MovePage/File:YouTube_tombstone_2007_2011_2023_2024.png]] ) - Thanks in advance. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 08:56, 15 March 2024 (EDT)

== Request rename ==

Can you rename me from [[User:Hookwhack]] to [[User:Crossbow]]?

Reason: I like archery and prefer the name

--[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 14:37, 20 March 2024 (EDT)

== User Rights ==

So when we turn on the moderation queue only editors and above are normally unmoderated. However, you or any other admin can go to Special Pages -> User Rights and set unmoderated privs to regular (non-editor) users. The moderation queue not only prevents vandalism, but it allows for quality control. I will pass this info on to the other admins. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:41, 19 September 2024 (UTC)

== New attack ==
I see that you've had your hands full with the rampant vandalism from the accounts with names comprised of random characters. I tried to alert Admin yesterday, but hundreds of these accounts were registered in quick succession. I wondered if it was a DDOS attack, but it looks more like they're trying to destroy the wiki with vandalism. Why not block each and every one of those new accounts registered in quick succession? [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 02:33, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 15

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== Hi hipcrime, I appreciate you. ==

*For being so damn cool, I give you one of these.
<pre> VD Award awarded by a normal user, to remove page from vd winner category </pre>
:You deserve it man.
::[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''Da Wyyzrd''']]
{{unsigned2|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}} DATE: 02:53, January 21, 2021
:::Forgot that you already got one; sorry it took me this long to apologize. [[File:Star of David.gif|32px]] [[User:J3wzus|'''J3wzus''']] [[User Talk:J3wzus|'''(Talk)''']] [[File:Star of David.gif|32px]] -12:57, 27 May 2021

== Howdy! ==

Wanna chat on the {{ws|Forumlambda.png|https://forum.dramatica.wiki|forums}}? Im kinda bored tonight lol [[File:Tabby-icon.png|32px|link=User:Tabs]]  <big>[[User:Tabs|'''Conciërge Kapitein-Commandant Tabs''']] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 20:15, 7 February 2021 (EST)

== Yo! ==

Can you add [[Special:UserRights/CosmicSewerHobo|CosmicSewerHobo]] to the EDitors group? I'm not able to do it kthxsbai --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|32px|link=User:Tabs]]  <big>[[User:Tabs|'''Conciërge Kapitein-Commandant Tabs''']] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 09:08, 2 March 2021 (EST)

:*Wait, I thought only [[Special:ListUSers/bureaucrat|bureaucrats]] can edit the user rights, but it seems that [[Special:ListGroupRights|regular admins can also do this]], albeit to a limited extent... <big>•</big> [[User:Deceptive|Deceptive]] [[File:GC.png|50px|link=User talk:Deceptive]] 09:17, 2 March 2021 (EST)
::Hipcrime is a crat, and the roles i can edit are associated to Extensions... --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|32px|link=User:Tabs]]  <big>[[User:Tabs|'''Conciërge Kapitein-Commandant Tabs''']] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 09:28, 2 March 2021 (EST)

*eep, sry i was afk for a while. i see TG and .wil have already done this for me. thanks guise. :^) [[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) 20:56, 10 March 2021 (EST)

== (^: ==

{{Approve2|restoring the VDwinner Template}}
[[File:Star of David.gif|32px]] [[User:J3wzus|'''J3wzus''']] [[User Talk:J3wzus|'''(Talk)''']] [[File:Star of David.gif|32px]] -12:59 27 May 2021 (EDT)

== whats up fgt ==
<nowiki>:^)</nowiki> [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 14:39, 14 June 2021 (EDT)

== .ogg handler ==
[https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TimedMediaHandler TimedMediaHandler] is installed as an extension, but it looks like it can't handle that video. i'll work on a solution but probably just end up converting the video [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 00:05, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

== Sup ==

[[File:Emote_Pop_tart_cat.gif]]
:Here's this back for your sig. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 20:40 26 June 2021 (EDT)

== [[Critical race theory]] ==

I don't have a problem with a based and red-pilled article on a shit trend the liberals are forcing down our throat; I have a problem with shit articles though. I greatly appreciate the work you are doing to this article though, and if you could just make it better, which you are doing pretty well right now, that would be greatly appreciated. (^: [[File:Blockateel.png|45px]] [[User:Cocky Bird|Cocky Bird]] [[User talk:Cocky Bird|(Talk)]] 03:43 25 July 2021 (EDT)

== re: wb ==

Thanks. It's quite refreshing to be able to post whatever I want again without having to worry about comments being deleted/shadowbanned due to increasing SJW internet censorship over the years (until ED gets deleted yet again ofc :-) ). This new wiki seems to be less restrictive regarding user edit and upload rights than the old ED.ch so for the moment I'm good. I did however miss the option to move WIP articles so if you could nuke this page it would be nice: https://encyclopediadramatica.online/User:DekoMan91/Epic_Games

[[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 18:12, 31 July 2021 (EDT)

:Actually I downloaded my old archive again and have so far found a lot of images that I missed back in 2011-14 with a new and much easier method to check if an image exists on ED.online. Problem is that I can't [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:IFail.jpg upload duplicate images in case of broken Maintenance script images] and thus need to edit them slightly and I [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Talk:Rimjob&action=history can't delete article talk pages] in case I have found all missing images so I could need a user right boost. Dunno if EDitors can do those. If that gets rid of capchas when editing multiple articles in a short time then that would be great as well. [[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 04:07, 3 August 2021 (EDT)

== Hey hipcrime? ==

You think it's a good Idea to expand ED to another alternate Social Media Platform, like [https://spacehey.com/profile?id=135101| spacehey]? [[User:VFW4foty2021|VFW4foty2021]] ([[User talk:VFW4foty2021|talk]]) 00:07 2 August 2021 (EDT)

== whats your email de facto ruler? ==

you can post it here, then i will email you, then you can delete it, i have lots of rare material i saved before ed was taken down!
{{unsigned2|Antypanty}}

== how do i make a new section ==

we love you buddy <3 --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] ([[User talk:Homicide|talk]]) 12:06, 17 August 2021 (EDT)

== Hello ==

Could you revert willg's page move vandalism? The redirects are on deathnotice category. The vandalized file is called "Shijajajjajajajajttywokakakwkakakkaaqooqoqooajajajajajan.png", whose original title was "Willg meme.png". Flush those redirects, move the file back without leaving a redirect and protect it to "[edit=EDitors] [move=EDitors] [upload=EDitors]". —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 23:22, 11 September 2021 (EDT)

== MarioMario ==

Hey bud, I agree that Mario is qualified for Admin, and wanted to approve him. But some had security concerns, and we do not give Admin or Crat without majority of agreement. I haven't reverted him yet, but someone might. Just a heads up on our policy going forward. You can send a PM in the forums or use discord next time. [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] [[File:UMK.gif|50px|link=User talk:Umkemesik]] [[Special:Contributions/Umkemesik|✎]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]] 18:59, 14 September 2021 (EDT)

== Please sign this and send it back to me ==

[[File:Beaner_Removal_Act_5.pdf]] [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 19:44, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== is this the pic you’re looking for? ==

I added a pic of Gaige Grosekreutz to the [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] gallery that fits the one you thought got memory holed, maybe - [[User:Armchair Gynecologist|Armchair Gynecologist]] ([[User talk:Armchair Gynecologist|talk]]) 15:10, 21 November 2021 (EST)

== hey Hipcrime... ==

{{Approve|Reuploading the images for the Pittsburg Synagogue Shooting Article}}
The Smoloko article must've reminded you of that. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 13:25 22 November 2021 (EDT)

== Cultural Marxist Consolidation effort==

Yo m80 its BasedBlackMan, while the [[User:BasedBlackMan/Drafts/Cultural Marxist]] page can exist as a standalone, it was meant to be a modernization and consolidation of the following pages: Liberalism, Socialism, SJW, Leftard. If it’s fine by you, can those pages be deleted and all search results pertaining to them redirect to that page since it combines those 4? Leave a reply on my page plox
BasedBlackMan

Thx for the reply, in the mean time at the advice of Taubah I’m putting the ‘for more info’ template over the pages in question- BasedBlackMan

== "ogre farts"? ==

I've been gone for awhile so idk if it's an in-joke; what's the deal with all the redirects to your talk page? only ask because they're taking up a lot of space on [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:DoubleRedirects this page] [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 14:13, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Basically some dumbass called [[User:1|1]] decided to fuck around with Hipcrime’s subpages and such. I tried rollbacking all of them back to Hipcrime, but there’s always errors for me.

— [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 11:20, 31 December 2021 (PT)

*i used to be a mod and a site or two ago there was a thing that let you undo every edit a person's made when you ban them, guessing that's not a thing anymore? [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 18:00, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Apparently that’s the case. EDitors can only rollback edits, not delete redirects unless they want to move them back to their original targets.

— [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:05, 31 December 2021 (PT)

*so then i'd have to manually move all the pages back to hipcrime's userspace? [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 18:18, 31 December 2021 (EST)

*Yes, it’s a real pain in the ass.

—[[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] ([[User talk:Glitchedblood|talk]]) 15:21, 31 December 2021 (PT)

:*alright i've done as much as i can. his talk page is back in the right place and so are a bunch of other pages but any lasting redirects or double redirects have to be deleted by admins [[User:Schnitzel|Schnitzel]] ([[User talk:Schnitzel|talk]]) 21:16, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Its me [[User:2|Darubrub]] ([[User talk:Hipcrime|talk]]) see [[User:Darubrub]] 21:51, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Since you manually moved the pages I went ahead and flushed the remaining usertalk pages marked for deletion. Sysadmin has changed privs so that editors and above can only move pages now. Thank you Schnitzel <3
[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 16:37, 6 January 2022 (EST)

== RE: Hiya ==

[[User_talk:Tabs#hiya]] [[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 07:50, 5 February 2022 (EST)

== Rittenhouse ==

Sure thing, and I’ll use your page to help guide a rewrite - BasedBlackMan
{{unsigned2|BasedBlackMan}}

== Rittenhouse pt2 ==

Aight m9, what do u think of the new proposed rittenhouse changes on the sandbox, made sure to not dickride while still making it clear he was in the right, and incorporated stuff from ur edits

{{unsigned2|BasedBlackMan}}

== Rittenhouse pt3 ==

I feel I already pointed out Blake’s sorta unarmed status by mentioning he tried to knife cops, and adding the swimming joke would make the gag run too long, but I did make sure to change some grammar, add in the squirming gag, and expand on the racist scrub brush gag, you can take a look at the updated part when ur ready

{{unsigned2|BasedBlackMan}}

== Response to comment on user page ==

Thanks man, I honestly appreciate it. I'm editing my own article to prove that I am willing to take full accountability for my actions, as some of the people behind the article have a lot of doubts. I have expressed tons of remorse for my past actions and I've been taking big steps in moving on, and that includes contributing to my own article and admitting to my wrongdoings. [[User:LolcowWithAnEDAccount|LolcowWithAnEDAccount]] ([[User talk:LolcowWithAnEDAccount|talk]]) 17:47, 13 February 2022 (EST)

== Hey hipcrime... ==

Please talk with me on gettr. {{User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd/sig}} 13:30 14 February 2022

== Hey hipcrime... ==

Please talk with me on grindr. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:16, 14 February 2022 (EST)

==re: grindr==
simply put, seeeeeeexy [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 22:05, 14 February 2022 (EST)

== Let's get it done... ==

Hey hipcrime; here's the deal...

You know that I wanna keep editing the wiki, cause I love this wiki, but I'm banned...

BUT, I got an Idea; A Parole. You can put [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|me]] on a 2 week parole (with you as my parole officer) starting this friday, and If I do everything right, and don't do anything against wiki policy, than you can unban me...

So, what do ya say Crimester; you down for the parole Idea? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px|link=User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''V.F.Wyyzrd''']] [[User_talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|✎]]</big> 02:11 15 February 2021 (ECT)

: You've already been paroled once, you've already appealed and it was denied. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/contest-your-ban-1.2865/page-2#post-80704 see here for more info] [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 02:21, 15 February 2022 (EST)

::Well, it's upto parole officer hipcrime to decide whether or not he wants to go through with it.[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px|link=User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''V.F.Wyyzrd''']] [[User_talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|✎]]</big> 08:45 15 February 2021 (ECT)

Wrong: .wil is a crat, therefore decides for hipcrime --[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|Tabs]] [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</big> 09:51, 15 February 2022 (EST)

*bless your hearts. Viril: ED is like a whore. you can love her and you can fuck her and you can pay her. but she will never love you back. i have accepted this, you should too. Tabs is correct, the crats have resuscitated the thing you love so please stop bothering them. if you came back under a new sock, but without the negative behavior, i bet nobody would notice. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:28, 15 February 2022 (EST)

== girls to date ==
Why did you delete my article? [[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 20:31, 17 March 2022 (EDT)

== wanna see something awesome ==
[http://www.goatse.ru click here (no promotion or self promotion intended)]
{{unsigned|Fucktard12345}}

== Please update the MIA and done with Ed pages. ==

I feel like there are some names missing from those. [[User:AGoodEditor|AGoodEditor]] ([[User talk:AGoodEditor|talk]]) 13:40, 19 May 2022 (EDT)
 
Nvm, just do the mia one. [[User:AGoodEditor|AGoodEditor]] ([[User talk:AGoodEditor|talk]]) 13:42, 19 May 2022 (EDT)

== Hello ==
You are a gay homo. Can I be admin and start restoring ED, again.. again.. I will use the power to do evil. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 04:13, 28 October 2022 (EDT)

== Daniel Pearl ==
I saw you deleted the [[Daniel Pearl]] article... I agree it's absolute garbage.. Should we do the same with the images? And what about how almost every god damn site links to it? Remove that as well?
Oh and thanks for the privs. You are still a gay. [[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 05:09, 2 November 2022 (EDT)

== I'm willing to fix thumbnail images on AE ==
I fixed the thumbnails for [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Scary_Undertale_Art.png Scary_Undertale_Art.png] and [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:SansBadTime.png SansBadTime.png] so they show original regular sized images. --[[User:Vulpix|Vulpix]] ([[User talk:Vulpix|talk]]) 04:54, 19 December 2022 (EST)

==Joady Lohr==
Moar liek Giant Load down the gay man. Also is it not this image, but cropped? [https://omidyar.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Joady_Lohr-copy.jpg use this image, you dumb homo.]
[[User:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]] ([[User talk:Cobaltcat|talk]]) 02:11, 17 January 2023 (EST)

== hy ==

miss u [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 19:12, 2 February 2023 (EST)

== Privs ==

Wondering if I could get Editor Privs so I can help maintain the XOTN pages. [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 02:20, 20 March 2023 (EDT)

**Thank you [[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 05:58, 21 March 2023 (EDT)

== Question ==

I was wondering if I could get privs to change the XOTN before it changes to the next day in case something lulzy like this happens.

1: what are they whining about. Roger Waters has been wearing that same costume for over 40 years.

2: I agree with critics that The Diary Of Anne Frank is a fake because for someone that supposedly loved confessional writers she never gets into masturbation, sex, her deep thoughts or trying to understand other people's thoughts.

[[File:Roger waters desecrates.png|center|400px]]
{{unsigned2|The PolishPrince}} May 27 2023

== sup fren ==

dildomail4lyfe [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]] ([[User talk:Meepsheep|talk]]) 00:08, 10 June 2023 (EDT)

== RE: Undo revision 1371687 ==

Why? [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 22:08, 27 June 2023 (EDT)

== O hai there ==

Been a while since I edited the wiki. Anywho, how about that [[Donald Buffkin]] guy? Been a while since he showed up and made a mess of everything. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 16:54, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for fixing my Janitor user box. I don't know what I was thinking when I put a colon between Janitor and userbox.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:41, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

== Can you please change the current threat ==

It’s protected I can’t get change it.

== Please unprotect [[Secks]] (no pun intended) ==

Thanks again for unprotecting [[Wikipedia]], Hipcrime! Could you also unprotect [[Secks]] (no pun intended), and while you're at it, please also remove <code>^.{71,}$</code> in [[MediaWiki:Titleblacklist]] or raise it to 120 or something, since it also affects names of uploaded files, not just article titles. It appears registrations were formerly open, and this limit is from that time, so it is obsolete now. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 19:39, 10 October 2023 (EDT)

== Could you please remove my CAPTCHAs? ==

Hi again, Hipcrime. I am bugged by CAPTCHAs each time I try adding an URL. Could you please turn it off for me? I think it is clear enough that I am not a spammer. ☺ [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:29, 11 October 2023 (EDT)

== Worships better person ==

You're a scholar and a gentleman
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:13, 19 October 2023 (EDT)

I can't update the date pages. I have the edit option but when I go in it says protected
{{unsigned2|The PolishPrince}}

Can you check my Video of the Now when you get the chance because it keeps giving me an error message when I try to post a video.
Have a good idea for an article. Will start it tonight.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 14:12, 19 October 2023 (EDT)

== Could you please unprotect [[SlimVirgin]]? ==

It was protected after one-time vandalism in 2021. Could you please [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=SlimVirgin&action=protect remove the protection]? Thanks. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 18:12, 13 November 2023 (EST)

== What happened?! ==

The new site is down and this one's back up. What happened?
{{unsigned2|Bbb23sucks}}

== Unprotection request ==

Could you please lift the protection from [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Restoration_2020]]? It was protected in a time when account creations were open and when that restoration project was highly active, so it is no longer necessary. I was going to replace "ED.rs" and "ED.se" with the full words. [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 21:01, 17 December 2023 (EST)

==WÆÆÆ Æ HATE [[JESUS]]==
KAN DU PLIS FÅ HAN VÆKK [[Jesus|HAN]] E CRIPY SOM FAEN SAtAN I HELWETT!!!!!!!!
{{unsigned2|Carpice}} 02:29, December 31, 2023‎

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 14

2026-01-01T00:37:36Z

Hipcrime: Hipcrime moved page User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 17/Archive 14 to User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 14 without leaving a redirect

{{User talk:Hipcrime/Archives}}
==Hello==
Some user named [[User:TheOneYouWillNeverKnow|TheOneYouWillNeverKnow]] is stalking me. [[User:HELLMAMMOTH|HELLMAMMOTH]] ([[User talk:HELLMAMMOTH|talk]]) 18:49, 14 March 2020 (UTC)
== that was dumb ==

oops, i messed up my talkpage archiving. will fix it tmrw. <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:29, 22 February 2020 (UTC)

== re: leading zeroes ==

I actually wasn't sure and just guessed. Feel free to correct it. -[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] ([[User talk:Boudica|talk]]) 20:35, 2 March 2020 (UTC)

== yes hello ==

This seems to be in working order, mostly. [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 03:13, 4 March 2020 (UTC)

== back :DDD ==

i hope you had a nice few months off also can i have admin again plz [[User:Schnitzel|SCHNITZEL]][[User Talk:Schnitzel| RADDA RADDA]][[File:Schnitzel2.jpg|26px|link=Special:Contributions/Schnitzel]] 17:59, 4 March 2020 (UTC)

==forum==
I noticed it is down, do you know when it might come back? Did URL change? What is best substitute? Kiwi? [[User:2006dramatician|2006dramatician]] ([[User talk:2006dramatician|talk]]) 16:16, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

:Thank you for [[special:diff/1024706|your reply]] but it appears that since then there are Twitter problems? Getting "Tweet is unavailable" and "tweet is from a suspended account" from [https://twitter.com/EDdotWiki/status/1239281669766512640 your link]. Although ED should strive to maintain a consistent Twitter presence perhaps it might be good to branch out into other mediums such as Gab for alternative updates? [[User:2006dramatician|2006dramatician]] ([[User talk:2006dramatician|talk]]) 02:01, 24 March 2020 (UTC)

== Article ==

Hi, You deleted my article [[J. B. Pritzker]]. However, can I please have a copy of the deleted article (in WIKItext) because I need it for personal reasons?
Thank you,
[[User:DeanHinnen|DeanHinnen]] ([[User talk:DeanHinnen|talk]]) 23:49, 19 March 2020 (UTC)

== Hello Old Goat ==

Glad to see you alive. Signed [[User:Moss|Moss]] ([[User talk:Moss|talk]]) 16:12, 12 April 2020 (UTC)
:Thank you for the kind words. I'm ought to be extra careful not to contract covid. It'd be fatal. You watch out too. ^^ Signed [[User:Moss|Moss]] ([[User talk:Moss|talk]]) 07:41, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

You may wish to restore/update the main page to [https://web.archive.org/web/20200110145421/https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=edit this]. Compare current mobile view with the one archived to see the difference (can also be seen if the browser window on a PC is resized until just 1 column show). Signed [[User:Moss|Moss]] ([[User talk:Moss|talk]]) 20:18, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

==Halo thar==

I have been reincarnated as a sysop, which is a demotion from my crat rank (attained long before Ottershit and Rocksinhead wrecked the site). This is an oversight on the part of the new proprietor. Please would you re-cratify me? I have been good all year. Love and kisses [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] ([[User talk:Sidecar|talk]]) 23:22, 30 May 2020 (UTC)

::Thanks for the steer. Have put my claim, will see what comes of it. [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] ([[User talk:Sidecar|talk]]) 23:17, 1 June 2020 (UTC)

==😺==
Hello sexyboi - good to see your heart is still pumping AIDS-riddled blood though the old veinpipes. [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 09:17, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
:i only discovered the site was back by accident; can you ask the boss if I can get modprivs - still rocking BlackBerry and although it seems to be okay with hCaptcha to get site-side the regular Captcha won't work most of the time (I can flag boxes but the 'send/save' doesn't click - although it seems I can upload/overwrite images without challenge) - a CATCHA photo of Boo can be provided if there are any qualms re. identity. Yours in Christ [[User:MJ3.0|MJ3.0]] ([[User talk:MJ3.0|talk]]) 23:56, 17 July 2020 (UTC)

:: Go ahead and make a discord / add me on discord if you have one so I can invite you to the admin chat for updates and news shit. Hipcrime vouched for you so I went ahead and made you mod. Discord username: aediot#9604 and the link to our discord server is on the sitenotice above - [[User:Aediot|I'm gay]] [[File:QRTransNew.png|16px]] 14:14, 24 July 2020 (UTC)

== Faggot ==

You are obviously a faggot. I didn't want to sign my post, as I won't here. twat
{{unsigned|SRVFIGHT}} 01:48, 28 July 2020
:i told you once already about signing my posts you little bitch {{unsigned2|SRV2}} 23:14, 9 August 2020

==captcha==
wondering, do mods also have to solve captcha for every single edit to articles? The "I'm not a robot" sure gets tedious. [[User:DotWiki|DotWiki]] ([[User talk:DotWiki|talk]]) 01:05, 9 August 2020 (UTC)

:I installed [https://privacypass.github.io/ this extension] on a browser I just use for ED, I haven't had to solve a captcha in awhile. - [[User:.wil|.wil]] ⚡︎⚡︎ [[User talk:.wil|talk]] 04:17, 9 August 2020 (UTC)

== re:hello fellow sysop ==

Hiiii. I used cascading only once to protect templates because of daily mass vandalism but it didn't work. Aediot said that some plugin is breaking cascading or something like that so it's possible that things got messed up and some pages that I wasn't targeting got protected [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] [[User talk:Zagan|(talk)]] 17:27, 5 September 2020 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 13

2026-01-01T00:37:21Z

Hipcrime: Hipcrime moved page User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 17/Archive 13 to User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 13

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== PWL scrapes[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=1 edit]] ==
in retrospect clearly authored by [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Robocop DCS] or one of his minions (compare language/terms utilised in that talkpage with TOW article deletion discussion) - [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:PrefixIndex/Porn_Wiki_Leaks/ https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:PrefixIndex/Porn_Wiki_Leaks/] - if we're not going to have an article on him (richly deserved given his OTI history) I'd suggest hosting his shit is fucked in the head... I'm up for a purge but thought I'd run it by you, thoughts? Happy New Year btw. • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 01:04, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

: DCS/[[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Donny Long (2nd nomination)|DL]] • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 18:12, 10 January 2019 (UTC)

== hhhh[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=2 edit]] ==
if hipcrime were an elevated slope he'd be hipincline <big>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Meepsheep Meepsheep] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Meepsheep :DD]</big> 09:03, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

== awwwright[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=3 edit]] ==
dunno if you have privs to check my email but if so (or can use some :emailusershit) hit me up • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 22:05, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

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== yw[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=4 edit]] ==
of course my nigga :^) <big>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Meepsheep Meepsheep] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Meepsheep :DD]</big> 07:23, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

== Muah![[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=5 edit]] ==
I still here <3 - [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Alliecat Alliecat] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Alliecat talk]) 06:00, 30 January 2019 (UTC)

== CONTACT ME[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=6 edit]] ==
Hit up oddguy and contact me in private. ASAP [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:SeeBeen&action=edit&redlink=1 SeeBeen] 12:02, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

== Crats[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=7 edit]] ==

== Crats[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=8 edit]] ==
Do not give random people crat. I dont care what your reasoning behind that is --[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Likeicare Likeicare] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Likeicare talk]) 06:04, 26 February 2019 (UTC)

: yeah hipcrime, stop being a complete 'tard • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 04:35, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
:: its okay, I'd still do you... obviously with a condom. • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 04:45, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
::: sheeeit, if u gonna douche i'm hittin that shit raw dawg • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 04:51, 2 March 2019 (UTC)
:::: science can eat a dick, hole is goal • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 04:57, 2 March 2019 (UTC)

== Name Change[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=9 edit]] ==
Recently, I was forced to leave a discord server, which was awful and had people who were known to DDOS and dox people on there, and my ED username is similar to that of my discord name before I changed it.

Can you please change my username to Chief to match that of my current ED discord username? That would be much appreciated.

Thanks,

Rodd Toward ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Rodd_Toward talk]) 00:28, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

== [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Ilovemenandwomen User:Ilovemenandwomen][[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=10 edit]] ==
Hey Hipcrime, I'd like you to give ILMAW some editor privileges. I think they're ready for a bit more responsibility. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Yellowbird Yellowbird] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Yellowbird talk]) 02:43, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

== Name Change Request / Retirement[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=11 edit]] ==
I haven't been here for ages, plus things have gotten too busy for me. I'd like to retire my sysop duties and request a name change to something else too, like "sheepshead" or something cause it sounds cool, and with redirects deleted. It's been a fun ride years ago, but it's time for me to move on. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Sheepshead Sheepshead] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sheepshead talk]) 07:53, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

== some faggot removed my EDitor again[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=12 edit]] ==

* Seeing that SeeBeen's seldom active, I'm posting a duplicate of my message addressed to him, approximately half an hour earlier, here as well. I hope my request will be fulfilled. Please find enclosed below my original message: ''Yellowbird said it was VX, so I declare that action invalid. He was an insufferable faggot and I called him out when they were obsessing about Uber like 5 year ago. Gonna need EDitor back for the summer. K thx'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 05:56, 8 March 2019 (UTC)

* Thank you for the prompt assistance. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 08:06, 9 March 2019 (UTC)

== Thank you[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=13 edit]] ==
Will keep in mind, I can't really do everything at once when it comes to making articles, and I'm not one for edit spam, much less create pointless ramblings that make no actual sense. And I'm certainly not one who would do countless hours of solo edits, not without other people lending a hand or two. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Biko_Nellic&action=edit&redlink=1 Biko Nellic] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Biko_Nellic talk]) 01:14, 14 March 2019 (UTC)

== Name Change[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=14 edit]] ==
can you change my name to Dr.MicroChode, thanks

[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Requested2 Requested2] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Requested2&action=edit&redlink=1 talk]) 07:38, 14 March 2019 (EST)

== Brenton Tarrant article[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=15 edit]] ==

* Someone uploaded a [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Christchurch.mp4 video] in .mp4 format, which is not supported; <nowiki>[[File:Christchurch.mp4|thumb]]</nowiki> does not work. What to do with it? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 11:36, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

:* I fixed it retard. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gary_Busey oddguy] 20:38, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

== WeaponisedCutlery password change[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=16 edit]] ==
I got a user whose password I created, but the password wouldn't work for him. Could you change it for him? I don't know how to do it myself. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Yellowbird Yellowbird] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Yellowbird talk]) 23:16, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

== re:Sandox[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=17 edit]] ==

* You are welcome, friend. Btw, who do you give SysOp nowadays? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 03:12, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

== Sysop[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=18 edit]] ==

* I would be interested, but I'm not sure what I've done is enough. I've been around since 2013, though mostly on EDF. I've only recently looked into Wiki Markup, and I must say, it is quite simple, just time-consuming. So, if grammar and [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:WantedLevel markup knowledge] are sufficient enough, I'd be humbled to accept sysop. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 19:01, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
* Thank you. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 19:08, 22 March 2019 (UTC)

== Youtube link templates[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=19 edit]] ==

* Why are there so many of them? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytchannel <nowiki>{{Ytchannel}}</nowiki>] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytuser <nowiki>{{Ytuser}}</nowiki>] are the two mostly used (channel still works). [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuser2&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuser2}}</nowiki>] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuserid&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuserid}}</nowiki>] are duplicates and <10 pages use them. What should I do with them? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 14:19, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuser2&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuser2}}</nowiki>] = [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytchannel <nowiki>{{Ytchannel}}</nowiki>], [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuserid&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuserid}}</nowiki>] = [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytuser <nowiki>{{Ytuser}}</nowiki>]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 14:24, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
* I'll might as well just remove them from the few pages that use them, replacing them with either [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytchannel <nowiki>{{Ytchannel}}</nowiki>] or [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytuser <nowiki>{{Ytuser}}</nowiki>]. It can be done quickly. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 23:45, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
* I checked G+ links. They redirect to youtube.com/channel/, so that's why I said that [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuser2&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuser2}}</nowiki>] = [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytchannel <nowiki>{{Ytchannel}}</nowiki>]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 23:57, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
* Done. I was wrong. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Template:Ytchannel <nowiki>{{Ytchannel}}</nowiki>] should be used in place of both [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuser2&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuser2}}</nowiki>] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Template:Ytuserid&action=edit&redlink=1 <nowiki>{{Ytuserid}}</nowiki>]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 14:50, 2 April 2019 (UTC)

== [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Grace_Saunders Grace Saunders] update![[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=20 edit]] ==
Add these to the list of banned sites for [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Grace_Saunders Grace Saunders], and please unlock that page too.

* Right Planet
* Kiwi Farms
* Dino Crisis Forum
* Resident Evil Forums
* NeoGAF
* Geekzone

There may be a few more, but they are the most recent ones!

Also, somebody wanted to update the page. Thanks.

[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Bell_jam_co_fae Bell jam co fae] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Bell_jam_co_fae talk]) 18:12, 25 March 2019 (UTC)

== PARTY PARTY[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=21 edit]] ==

* Come, join the [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/31895/ '''party''']! [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 01:09, 26 March 2019 (UTC)

== Appreciation - Userbox version[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=22 edit]] ==
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Do with it whatever you will. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 14:02, 18 April 2019 (UTC)

== Yes hello[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=23 edit]] ==
I tried to text you but I get a message saying my number is blocked :< <big>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Meepsheep Meepsheep] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Meepsheep :DD]</big> 05:42, 23 April 2019 (UTC)

== Edit wars[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=24 edit]] ==
When you said that the Birdie article could've been the subject of asspained revisionism it was true. One of Birdie's dicksuckers has told people to create accounts here and while some appear to be against them, they're all shitting things up even worse then they were when I had run off for a bit. Give them a warm welcome. — Preceding [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Talk_page_etiquette unsigned] comment added by [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:DasAssburger DasAssburger] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:DasAssburger talk] • [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/DasAssburger contribs])

== Your signature[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=25 edit]] ==
Just wanted to say that your signature is so cute! I miss nyan cat days. Had to get this out my system. Vent over. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Wtfperv '''♠wtfperv'''] 04:08, 28 April 2019 (UTC)

== Notredämmerung[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=26 edit]] ==
You didn't fix the edits recently made to [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Notred%C3%A4mmerung Notredämmerung] correctly. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 19:41, 1 May 2019 (UTC)

== Priva.[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=27 edit]] ==
Hi. I could reply only now on discord. Please check it when you have time. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 13:40, 6 May 2019 (UTC)

Can you get on discord again, please? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 18:46, 14 May 2019 (UTC)

I've sent you an important message on Discord. Please check it when you have the time. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 06:10, 26 May 2019 (UTC)

== I still love you[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=28 edit]] ==
Hello [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 18:51, 10 May 2019 (UTC)

: Also pls to ban [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:LauraRocha&action=edit&redlink=1 this spamming cuntbot] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 18:56, 10 May 2019 (UTC)
:: Also++ purge [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Devon_Erickson this] <3. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 04:56, 14 May 2019 (UTC)
::: ALSO thanks for EDitor! Unforunately it looks like that usergroup no longer has any permissions except the ability to edit protected pages. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 05:08, 14 May 2019 (UTC)
: who tf is creative username <big>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Meepsheep Meepsheep] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Meepsheep :DD]</big> 06:28, 14 May 2019 (UTC)
: idk some random [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 06:38, 14 May 2019 (UTC)

== Halp[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=29 edit]] ==
I am getting some weird error.
You cannot edit this revision because its content model is wikitext, which differs from the current content model of the page text.
I figured it out, but why can normal users do this? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Cobaltcat CobaltCat] 04:55, 16 May 2019 (UTC)

: [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HimeIceMuffin Article] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Log/contentmodel Content log]. You are gay. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Cobaltcat CobaltCat] 17:10, 16 May 2019 (UTC)

== [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anti-Vaxxers Anti-Vaxxers][[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=30 edit]] ==
Whoops, you were actually right [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:SinisterPigeon&curid=421010&oldid=1162075 here]. I didn't notice the case difference. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 00:42, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== hi[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=31 edit]] ==
I texted you. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 19:18, 23 May 2019 (UTC)

: Read your text messages. Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Creative_Username ◔]ᴗ[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Creative_Username ◔] 23:29, 26 May 2019 (UTC)

== CAPTCHA[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=32 edit]] ==
Is there any way I can skip CAPTCHA without being a sysop? I don't want to cause a [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:ListGroupRights backend fuss] but nearly every edit I make to articles adds some form of link. Cheers 09:51, 28 May 2019 (UTC)

== Smollett QOTN[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=33 edit]] ==
Hello, sailor. This is a little cheeky, but would you mind if I bumped your Smollett quote up to June 2nd & 3rd, to make room for a one-off on June 1st? If such an imposition would vex you, let me know.

[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar Сидецар] 21:13, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

:: Thanks for the go-ahead. You don't have any reputation as a diva, as far as I'm aware. Lots of ''other'' things - but not a diva. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar Сидецар] 23:05, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

::: You are a lovely person really. Why you hang around this cesspit of moral turpitude, I will never understand. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar Сидецар] 23:42, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

== IRC help[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=34 edit]] ==
I'm trying to join ED IRC and it says I have to wait for an admin to confirm my registered nickname. Who can help with that? [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 14:53, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

* It was resolved yesterday. Also, how do you stay online even if you log out? I read somewhere that people set up a server to do that, but is there another way? (I can't keep my PC running 24/7 unfortunately.) [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 15:16, 3 June 2019 (UTC)

== a lot to talk about[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=35 edit]] ==
but I can not here due to other sysops, my email is registered so get back to me, u have done us lots of harm & its time u fix it!

: i c u dont have email, check my talk page so u know whats going on u should have an email as owner of ed! [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Fineartsme Fineartsme] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Fineartsme talk]) 21:59, 7 June 2019 (UTC)

:: '''Beware''' - this is that "Wikipedoidiots" psycho (AKA "tons of lols") back under an alias. At a guess, he's wanting you to email him so that he can privately try to persuade you to unblock his main IP. If you succumb to his very limited charms, it will be the most ruinous folly, and nothing but despair will result. I recommend you block whatever secondary IP he is currently using instead. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar Сидецар] 01:21, 8 June 2019 (UTC)
: I am not wikipedoidiots, im his wife. Check the name of my email, it is feminine not masculing.
: As u can c, ruski communist spy, putin sidecar blocked me for no reason at all. Everything started when you told gog not to revert Wikimedia address link so that made him think u r part of Wikimedia assholes, working on their command to take down the link & when u reverted it the first time, nobody was touching it but second time u did not give good reason to revert it. Wikipedoidiots was supposed to be blocked for 7 days. Sidecar maniac came out of nowhere & blocked it for whatever reason he has but he was after wikipedoidiots from the beginning. He simply waited for "golden" opportunity to close the account & get other administrators on his side inventing all sorts of bs. When wikipedoidiots reverted your edit, he immediately asked sidecar if he did the right thing:

— Preceding [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Talk_page_etiquette unsigned] comment added by [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Fineartsme Fineartsme] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Fineartsme talk] • [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Fineartsme contribs])

:* TONS OF LOLS [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Deadfred User:Deadfred] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Vesnailic User:Vesnailic] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:DEATHtoEDHOMOPEDOIDIOTS User:DEATHtoEDHOMOPEDOIDIOTS] [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 10:50, 8 June 2019 (UTC)

So, otterwhiskers proposed the block because wikipedoidiots changed the quotes but this is the only thing he did wrong because he did not know better but he changed the quote in such a way that it kept with its territory, something particular person could have said based on his pattern of giving quotes.

encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar#Re:_Wikiped.2A.2Adiots

encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar#Wikipedoidiots

encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Sidecar#Suspicious_reverts_of_wikimedia_donations_linx

As u can c these administrators abused their powers, u can not block somebody permanently without giving it a chance & explanation what it is doing wrong. Wikipedoidiots was always careful with his edits. Great pages have been deleted: antandrus david, trijnstel, brian sadowski. They had no right doing it, so restore em after u unblock wikipedoidiots but for more info email me because I had fine sponsor from u from down under ed lost forever because I told him to get lost after the disrespectful way ed administrators treated us. Sidecar gave u crappy excuses y not to unblock. But remember, it was not enough leaving him note not to revert it but you should have said who you are & why it can not be reverted. So we hope u did not do that because wikipedoidiots contacted u? !!!! encyclopediadramatica.rs/Talk:Wikimedia_Foundation#Proof_wikimedia.2Fwikipedoia_is_constantly_begging_for_money

encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Wikipedoidiots#Antandrus_locked as u can c, antandrus was good page & so were other ones, anyway what your associated did is beyond despicable. We r not just any users, we were here long b4 u came but we walked away because ed became a joke & now it became again! Email me for more as I don't go online often & I have no intentions arguing about this crap!

[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Fineartsme Fineartsme] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:Fineartsme talk]) 19:16, 18 June 2019 (UTC)

: Administrators abusing powers? In my ED? • MJ2.0 [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:MJ2.0 (Talk)] 06:22, 19 June 2019 (UTC)

== Old Stuff[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=36 edit]] ==
I want to make ED:OATH an archive since it's full of old memes nobody cares about anymore. There's a template for old ed stuff. I'd add it to that and remove it from EDGov. Also, I don't think Vox Dramatica will ever be used again and personally don't see the point to it since being made editor is an award in itself.

What are your thoughts? (I'm asking all active crats before deciding how to move forward.) [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 18:24, 16 June 2019 (UTC)

== Archiving[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=37 edit]] ==
I was archiving the TJC the other day and had a question. Is there a way to know how much a page will take up before creating it? (The TJC archive guideline says not to exceed 50k.) [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 14:37, 23 June 2019 (UTC)

* Thanks anyway. What I saw to be the recent trend is archiving 2 months' worth of posts. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:OtterWhiskers Otter Whiskers] signed on: 18:52, 23 June 2019 (UTC)

== [https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Peter_Bright Peter Bright][[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=38 edit]] ==
Added more to the article like his prison address. Looking for more lulzy stuff on his Twitter timeline. Is it looking better?

[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:HaGibor Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:HaGibor talk]) 09:00, 26 June 2019 (UTC)

== When Can I Get Banhammer Powers?[[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime&action=edit&section=39 edit]] ==
For the idiots that spam the site.

[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:HaGibor Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190626151411/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User_talk:HaGibor talk]) 13:18, 26 June 2019 (UTC)

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 12

2026-01-01T00:37:14Z

Hipcrime: Hipcrime moved page User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 17/Archive 12 to User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 12 without leaving a redirect

{{User talk:Hipcrime/Archives}}

== EDitors ==

A bit late but I got it. Lemme know if you ever need anything at all, bae. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 01:07, 2 December 2016 (EST)

== I'm back and writing a new article ==

I'm writing a [[Le wrong generation|new article]]. It isn't that good yet but I definitely need help making it better and funnier. Any suggestions? [[User:Terrance and Phillip|Terrance and Phillip]] 21:13, 6 December 2016 (EST)

Unfortunately, I can't have all the videos in the video section to show. Can you help me fix it? [[User:Terrance and Phillip|Terrance and Phillip]] 22:07, 6 December 2016 (EST)

Never mind. I fixed it. [[User:Terrance and Phillip|Terrance and Phillip]] 10:12, 7 December 2016 (EST)

== Rad-Pax entry deleted. ==

Hi Hipcrime, I'm sorry to disturb you but I think VX instead of deleting the entry about Rad-Pax like if he was a [[SJW]] who was triggered like a [[Trigglypuff]], he should had found some ways to improve it. Here the link to an archived copy of the Google cache page on Archive.is. https://archive.is/VNLfY --[[User:Sd-100|Sd-100]] 16:29, 22 December 2016 (EST)

== You might be a crat now ==
But you're still a faggot that sucks dick instead of writing articles or doing shit on the wiki. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 10:48, 3 January 2017 (EST)

<3 --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 11:05, 3 January 2017 (EST)

You getting crat > over half the rest of these fuckers. congrats. [[File:LKCustomSig.jpg|25px|link=User:LulzKiller]] ([[User talk:LulzKiller|talk]]) 11:46, 3 January 2017 (EST)

::YAY! {{user:NKO/sig}} 13:18, 3 January 2017 (EST)
:::fuck yeah '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 15:29, 3 January 2017 (EST)
::::Grats man. [[File:PoshBlastoise.gif|25px|link=User:BakaRed]][[User_talk:BakaRed|'''Talk''']] 15:45, 3 January 2017 (EST)

*lol thx :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:11, 3 January 2017 (EST)
::willing to suck hipdick to celebrate '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 17:22, 3 January 2017 (EST)

== Shanks ==

For cleaning up that double redirect mess that was created. Did you happen to notice the context of the article? Still the perversion specialist, as you dubbed me so long ago. With that dubbing, I feel like I was knighted by the Elton John of encyclopedias, encouraged to expose the sickest of the sickos, and bring them to their shaking knees, where they will then service you where you want it most. [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  17:38, 3 January 2017 (EST)

I agree with your decision on BMO btw, I was just messing with your buddy Mike because he had mistaken me as a lightweight. All in good fun. :> [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  01:37, 5 January 2017 (EST)

Which mail server are you using these days? Is it gmail, dmail, or EDmail? [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  23:05, 8 January 2017 (EST)

:McSquishee, as in squish (smoosh) videos? Well... if you survive this surgery, whatever it be for.. I'll email you a gift when you return my message. So now you have to survive. [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  00:13, 9 January 2017 (EST)

How's the shoulder doing? [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  11:28, 16 January 2017 (EST)

==Hey==

<nowiki>{{kitties}}</nowiki>
{{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}01:05, 8 January 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}

==Shoulder ==
Fap shoulder or something strange shoulder? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 14:36, 12 January 2017 (EST)

== thx ==

email is down, waiting for host to unlock our IP, should be back up any time now. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 08:41, 14 January 2017 (EST)

== Marius1867 ==

VX reacted like a [[Trigglypuff]] again by deleting [[Marius1867]] entry, I revived it by trying to add some little improvements then you can see by comparing the archived copies of Marius1867 entry on Archive.is. https://archive.is/mbBxG https://archive.is/RJYCH --[[User:Sd-100|Sd-100]] 15:36, 17 January 2017 (EST)

== Hex ==

I restored the article. It's satirical. [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=198495#p198495 Hex thought he could call others neo-Nazi without evidence], so "Vixen" / "Tears of Ovid" decided to made a satirical article where Hex is called a neo-Nazi without evidence. It was done for the lulz and to give Hex a taste of his own medicine. Besides, it's obvious that the article is satire and not the truth. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 20:19, 30 January 2017 (EST)

:That article is not satire, it's someone using ED as their personal platform to attack someone, and ED doesn't accept shitty attack articles about internet nobodies rife with baseless lies. Also ironic how you're reverting a bureaucrat's removal of an unfunny fake article when you just deleted a few truthful ones yourself. [[File:Vermin rat.png|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  21:04, 30 January 2017 (EST)
::[https://infogalactic.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Tears_of_Ovid&diff=724677782 I've asked "Tears of Ovid" to offer his opinion]. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 21:31, 30 January 2017 (EST)
:::No one cares about some outsiders opinion, it's invalid. There are users here busy writing about stuff that matters, and you're running around inviting idiots here to interrupt it and slapfight with staff. [[File:Vermin rat.png|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  21:41, 30 January 2017 (EST)
::::I don't see how deliberation can hurt. Besides, where's your sense of adventure? New people. New ideas. Tears might have something interest to say. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 21:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)
:::::Lol not when you're intentionally inviting them here just to side with you and further disagree with a crat's decision. Again, there are relevant articles to write and front page things to set, but as a sysop, you're instead choosing to bring petty slapfights to ED. It's obvious what you're doing, so stop making a further fool of yourself and move on like you did with Oliver. [[File:Vermin rat.png|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  21:58, 30 January 2017 (EST)
::::::You don't understand my motivation at all. I'm inviting him here because I see value where you, Hex, and Hipcrime don't. Relax. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 23:24, 30 January 2017 (EST)

*well okay. i don't have the stamina to argue it out. but to my eye it looked like a shitty attack based on vandalism to Hex's userpage. the decision to delete wasn't a bureaucratic one, it had nothing to do with ED policy or anything like that, it just looked like an attacky article to me. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:06, 30 January 2017 (EST)
:Junius, please just let it be. Hipcrime is just trying to do what is right, he just recovered from surgery and is doing what he can to stay active, please don't argue with him. And welcome back to the wiki, Hipcrime! [[File:Vermin rat.png|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  22:21, 30 January 2017 (EST)
::Relax. You're far too uptight. I wasn't planning to have a long-winded argument anyway. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 23:24, 30 January 2017 (EST)
*my impression was that ED is for documentation of drama instead of use as a drama generating technique, although several articles would disprove this view. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:09, 31 January 2017 (EST)
*:Well, [https://infogalactic.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Tears_of_Ovid&diff=724677801 Tears claims that "Vixen" isn't him]. I have my doubts about that claim, since Tears claimed to be a minority in order to made Hex look like a racist ([http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=198507#p198507], [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=198538#p198538]), which fits what "Vixen" was trying to do. Nevertheless, if the author, whoever it may be, doesn't want to defend the article, then the article should remain deleted. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 13:04, 1 February 2017 (EST)
::As Hipcrime stated, ED is not to be used as a drama generating technique for petty "infogalactic" drama, and that is why the article shall remain deleted. We have both moved on from this, so it would be best if you did as well. [[File:Vermin rat.png|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  13:07, 1 February 2017 (EST)

[[File:This exhibit is closed.png]] -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 13:13, 1 February 2017 (EST)

== Re: Trumplate ==

Hey, no problem! I personally dig that template, particularly the "you're gonna love this article, believe me" part, which I always read in Trump's voice. Also, your "punch a Nazi" section was coherent and well-written, despite your divulged state of inebriation, so props for that, lol.

As for the music, CHYEAH, that Saint Pepsi guy knows how to jam! [[File:Vermin rat.png|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  10:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)

== Truth Page ==

So, you came to me wanting to make the Truth redirect into an actual page. What were you looking for? A short "Perfect" article, or a more proper article on why people don't give the truth? --[[File:KaneLivesSignature.png|30px|link=User:KaneLives95]] [[User:KaneLives95|KaneLives95]] 13:18, 24 February 2017 (EST)

:[[User:KaneLives95/Truth]] The Truth page has some of the main text. All it needs is the common truth area filled and images. I can leave that part up to you. Enjoy! --[[File:KaneLivesSignature.png|30px|link=User:KaneLives95]] [[User:KaneLives95|KaneLives95]] 17:57, 24 February 2017 (EST)

== [[User talk:Hipcrime/bottom]] ==

Shouldn't your entire talk page bottom? {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}20:17, 3 March 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}
:Also, shouldn't all of [[User:Hipcrime]] be [[User:Hipcrime/old]] ?

Do you still consider this [[Camel|article]] an internet reliablity? would it be deleted? does it need more work? pls lmk. --[[User:LIOD|LIOD]] 02:10, 4 March 2017 (EST)

== Question ==

Toby J Rathjen looks like a [[shitty attack article]], and I can't think of any way to make it better. Should I try harder or should it be deleted? [[User:Schnitzel|SCHNITZEL]][[User Talk:Schnitzel| RADDA RADDA]][[File:Schnitzel2.jpg|26px|link=Special:Contributions/Schnitzel]] 14:02, 10 March 2017 (EST)

== ur gay ==
{{fifty|Rimming.gif}}
— Preceding sexy comment added by [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/AlGore|contribs]]) 

== Edits. ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Joseph8276

Please take a look into the last dozen edits history and compare the diff. Plus the recent images added.

I feel like either this article is being slowly shadow vandalized or there is an Aussie-Jew conspiracy spawning within the edits and images.

Please lmk what you think. Please accept my best regards. --[[User:LIOD|LIOD]][[File:Phoenix_Emblem.png|26px|link=Special:Contributions/LIOD]] 04:11, 9 April 2017 (EDT)

== 2xSpeedStacksDaniel Remove? ==

So here's what's up. The user [[User:Zimskastena|Zimskastena]] who started the [[2xSpeedStacksDaniel]] article came back 4 years later to blank it (I gave him the banhammer for blanking) and acted like a [[lolcow]] by asking us to delete the article. I notice you were part of the history, which is why I need to know if we should accept his request or [[No|just fuck it]]. [[User:IvoRobotnik|Ivo Robotnik]] 20:39, 27 April 2017 (EDT)

== own article. ==

Don't you think [[Moldylocks]] needs her own article? she would be a juicy subject of talk for next generations to come. I already received Tons of info in regards to her, starting from day 0 to current moment.

Please, accept my most sincere and kindest regards. --[[User:LIOD|LIOD]][[File:Phoenix_Emblem.png|26px|link=Special:Contributions/LIOD]] 07:55, 5 May 2017 (EDT)

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 11

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==New talk==
I just wanted to be the first to say that you are gay. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 04:16, 5 November 2015 (EST)

== need your opinion on something ==

<youtube>9Pqo7TqmcXg</youtube>
[[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 15:55, 12 December 2015 (EST)

==I approve of this article greatly ==

Hey, long time no talk gay man <3

I saw this new article made by someone on Kiwi Farms, and I feel like it has potential for drama when the guy that this is written about sees it.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Charles_Gellman

I'll try and help fix it up and add links and fix up the humor.

--[[User:Charolsxd|SomeOtter]] 18:07, 27 December 2015 (EST)

== hung like a ==
[[File:Horsecrime.png]]

'''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 02:10, 7 January 2016 (EST)

== lol ==

Thanks for fixing the redirects to that. I probs should've thought to check that out before moving the page.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 14:49, 12 January 2016 (EST)

== ManletTears ==

[[User:Machomong|Machomong]] is actually Manlytears trying to vandalize. He's been doing it under multiple names. Check the revision history to see. --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 21:28, 29 January 2016 (EST)
::I'll drop a mediafire link soon once I get it uploaded if that works. Anyway, might be wise to ban manly before he further vandalizes the article. He's real salty. lol --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 22:28, 29 January 2016 (EST)
:::Here's think link to the video. https://www.mediafire.com/?626df5et2nm4mb2
:::Oh and better watch out, Manly was claiming hes all buddybuddy with the ED "higher ups" lolol --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 23:59, 29 January 2016 (EST)
::::lololtru. Man he really went full on retard. --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 00:16, 30 January 2016 (EST)
:::::Pretty sure [[User:Swedishcucklet|Swedishcucklet]] is manlettears too btw. They tried to vandalize the article and delete some content from it. --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 00:55, 30 January 2016 (EST)

== deletion of a page ==

hey, the author of this page wants this article deleted, as he got the dox wrong and it's directed towards an innocent guy.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Charles_Gellman

The author is Sneasel, and he can be contacted at kiwifar.ms under the aliases Yawning Sneasel if you require some proof. He just asked me if you could delete the page, as it has incorrect information on the guy. Or at the very least, delete the dox and change the name to "The Professor" instead of Charles Gellman.

--[[User:Charolsxd|SomeOtter]] 02:33, 6 February 2016 (EST)

Yea the dox were incorrect and there really is no further value to the page. it should be nuked.
--[[User:Sleazel|Sleazel]] 02:46, 6 February 2016 (EST)

: Have Yawning Sneasel message Schnookums. I'm fine with removing false dox but the rest of the article should stay. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 03:54, 6 February 2016 (EST)

== RE: in bed with a cold ==

would a cuddling session help you get better? [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 15:36, 6 February 2016 (EST)

==Illness==
It will be my pleasure to add you to [[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 08:13, 8 February 2016 (EST)
:Damn. Can I get to prettify your [[Hipcrime|ED article]] once you ded? I am think everything pink and purple. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 11:24, 8 February 2016 (EST)
::i'd prefer if you could restore autoplay ("Follow Your Bliss", B-52s) to my userpage. something seems to have changed and now it won't work. :< -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:02, 9 February 2016 (EST)

LOOKS LIKE AIDS WINS AFTER ALL, FAGGOT --[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] 00:33, 9 February 2016 (EST)
:not yet. :P -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:02, 9 February 2016 (EST)
::I'm glad to hear you're doing better. I hope the good health continues. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 09:43, 13 February 2016 (EST)

==Something on your mind==
Recently you redirected [[shame]] and [[willy]]. Are you ashamed to be gay or just ashamed that you have a penis that is attracted to other penises? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 16:31, 7 April 2016 (EDT)
:Yes, somehow those liberals have become more gay and AIDS than you will ever be. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 08:26, 8 April 2016 (EDT)

== Respect ==

I love your Bonita article. Lol. {{unsigned2|Doskido}}

== I need a personal favor==

A lolcow who's name I don't want to use atm is trying to encourage her friends to try and hack the site to remove her page, I want to fuck with her some and it involves needing to look like her page is actually going down. Should I get a burner account and start "hacking her page" for a few weeks to make it look like it's legit getting fucked with in order to convince her to do.. 'a thing", can I get some kind of protection that the vandalism won't be immediately reverted until the plan is done? I know this sounds Chris-channy like fuck but I'm like 90% sure it'll work, plus she's actively hunting for idiots to try and "hack ED" over it anyway so I figure it could double as a punishment for that.

You know I'm good for it boss, help a nigger out. --[[User:MeetTheMedic|MeetTheMedic]] 23:20, 16 April 2016 (EDT)

I'm a sperg and don't know if that's your actual email or a jokey placeholder. :c Send me something at epiclulz1598@gmail.com and I'll give you the deets. --[[User:MeetTheMedic|MeetTheMedic]] 11:44, 17 April 2016 (EDT)

== Krappleguy/VladimirLenin's Vandalism ==

Hello, [[Krappleguy|ED user Vladimirlenin]] has been repeatedly removing content from his own page and lying to Sysops about the identity of the individual editing said webpages. He claimed that Ripahar(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBwKWOA5oo_vXEHQtCr1SAQ) and Britbong are the same entity when they are actually acquaintances. Ripahar was banned for Krapple's lies. Why would someone pretend to be their own friend just to write on the ED page of a mutual enemy? I wrote a bit more on the Krappleguy talk page for context. [[User:KKKekkle|KKKekkle]] 20:53, 27 April 2016 (EDT)

:Hey Hip. For the record, I never said that Ripahar was Manlet tears (the edit history confirms this) and I'm fully aware that he and Ripahar are two different people (however, Ripahar tries to emulate Manlet so they may as well be doppelgangers). So no, I didn't lie about anything and Ripahar was banned from what I understand for acting like a faggot after being previously warned to not act like a faggot. Also, I wasn't removing content, but reverting Ripahar's vandalism (which only started when Ripahar started harassing zaiger on twitter over Manlytears having dox on his page and my page not having my dox). That silliness aside, I know it's agains5t the rules for dox to be directly posted on an article but is it also against the rules for them to be externally linked? Just wondering because the dox on both [[KrappleGuy|mine]] and [[Manlytears|Manlet's]] pages were removed. --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 17:13, 29 April 2016 (EDT)

::Guess whose [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Manlytears&action=history vandalizing their article] again lol --[[User:VladimirLenin|VladimirLenin]] 03:38, 1 May 2016 (EDT)

== Filthy Nigger Faggot ==

Being born a nigger is bad enough, but being born a faggot nigger is even worse. Hipcrime = Faggot nigger. Have fun eating your boyfriends feces and drinking his jizz (now that's good and holy -- not!) {{unsigned|Niggerfaggot}}

== Red links ==

Thanks for taking care of those. https://kiwifar.ms/threads/oliver-smith-atlantid.17515/page-2#post-1438487. I've never liked his relentless obsessing over certain individuals, his use of so many accounts here, or [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center&diff=891702 his whining about our ads] anyway. If he can't stand our ads, the Necromouse article, or the Anal Prolapse article, then he doesn't have business being here. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 21:27, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

== h ==

[http://mashable.com/2016/05/06/cat-cant-stop-cuddling/#v4tBtXhAxGq3 You won't BELIEVE the one cute thing this cat does!]
{{unsigned2|Mike the Great}}

== R ur edits still for sale? ==

[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Mike_the_Great/Sig&diff=prev&oldid=422992 Which version?] Feel free to revert it.
{{unsigned2|Mike the Great}}

==Y halo==

First time I've approached ED royalty! Just a thought - would this image: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Nazipugowner.jpg be a better accompaniment to the front page 'teaser' for the Nazi pug article than the 'breastfed dog' that's currently there? [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 13:05, 11 May 2016 (EDT)
:Just because he is a queen, doesn't mean he is royalty. It just means that he likes the taste of unwashed dick. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 14:16, 11 May 2016 (EDT)
::one day you and i should get together and wax each others' taints. #justfistprepthings -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:24, 11 May 2016 (EDT)

== Thx ==

Thanks for flushing those. I got distracted by that dude posting the legal threats lol. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:22, 13 May 2016 (EDT)

==You seen==
[[Penis|That I fixed your shitty user page?]] [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 11:35, 30 May 2016 (EDT)
<youtube>qp195U78hZo</youtube> [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 11:47, 30 May 2016 (EDT) 
[[File:Annoying Jesus Hole Brother.jpg]] 
[[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 12:00, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

== Yes hello ==

I'm terribly sorry for what I've done, I shall now fellate you with vigor! [[User:Thatdog|Thatdog]] 20:22, 30 May 2016 (EDT)
:[https://gfycat.com/HollowWelllitCarpenterant Me rn] [[User:Thatdog|Thatdog]] 21:07, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

== MRW hipcrime still edits ==

[[File:Space Ghost Reaction Guy.jpg]]

[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 09:50, 8 June 2016 (EDT)

==Are you OK?==
I just heard about the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]]. Did you died there? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 10:05, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
:I am too lazy to create a new section. [https://twitter.com/ZombieNeith/status/742316268028596224 Ironholds Oliver Keyes writing absolute garbage on Twitter]. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 07:25, 13 June 2016 (EDT)
::Why you uploading images I already uploaded? Too busy slurping the penis? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 14:14, 14 June 2016 (EDT)
:::You discovered the link that shows being gay is making baby Jesus cry! I hid it perfectly. You are a homo. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 14:19, 24 June 2016 (EDT)

==Yes Hello==
How r u {{unsigned|Mike the Great}}

== heya ==
Check your Facebook PMs, I left you a little gift. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 21:23, 17 June 2016 (EDT)

== Hi ==
[[File:Adamlanza2005.jpg|center]] [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 14:14, 19 June 2016 (EDT)

==I wrote a song for u ==
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca

That's my sector, '''homosexual dissector'''

Come again, rewind selector!

'''I said nice rectum''', I had a vasectomy Hector

So you can't get '''pregnant''' if I '''bisexually wreck ya'''

Hannibal Lecter into '''guy sex''', and I bet ya

I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya

They say once bitten and twice shy

Well I '''lie next to the guy'''

With nine '''ecstasy pills''' and five extra

Boxes of ribbed '''condoms''' in quantities, why yessir

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?

Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester

Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll

Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 09:34, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

==Better song==
You are a fag 
You like men in drag 
A reach-around and a kiss 
a face filled with gay jizz 
that's how you get aids 
by having gay escapades 
Tonight you will fuck AlGore 
Gently up against a door 
You'll then never return his calls 
He didn't suck your balls 
[[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 10:07, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

==Half-asleep==
You should do the sleep of the dead, sweet queen. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 11:28, 18 July 2016 (EDT)

==AMOG==
<youtube>1bwENKu5UwA</youtube>
[[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 04:33, 23 July 2016 (EDT)

==You're a fag==
<center><gallery>
File:Callum Calcum.jpg
File:Callum Circlejerk.gif
File:Callum Meatspin.gif
</gallery>
</center>
You have to put them in the article, because fuck you. {{unsigned2|Cobaltcat}}

== lol ==

I found out some more stuff about Anglin. Check the talk page when you get a chance.-[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 00:00, 15 August 2016 (EDT)

== Shock The Monkey ==

<center><youtube>YY6Dvd8DZtQ</youtube></center>

[[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 16:09, 17 August 2016 (EDT)

== hye bb! ==

wb <3 {{user:NKO/sig}} 12:24, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

:{{like|Mike the Great}}
*good to be back. I'm still using a phone til a new charger arrives. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:31, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
:No one ever actually leaves ED. You'd even be editing from a hospital, and one day, you'll be editing from a hospice. In the meantime, I found a [[33 Teeth|movie]] for you to enjoy, although it wouldn't surprise me if you've seen it already. [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  23:22, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
::i have edited from a hospital bed. if i ever end up in a hospice with internet, you can bet i will edit from there too. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:51, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
::::When we edit ED, it's like we're all editing from a [[Mental illness|hospital]]. [[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] [[User talk:Vermin|VERMIN]]  01:11, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

== You seem to be back ==
Damn. But you still [[:File:Sue_Gardner.jpg|suck at images]] and you give bad head. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] 02:47, 7 November 2016 (EST)

== Autofellatio ==
The guy in the previous main autofellatio picture is actively trying to get the picture removed off of ED or at the least have it no longer be the top google search result for the word. He has been on /b/ getting advice on how to delete it or lower the search results. I fucked with the page to fuck with him which resulted in the page getting reverted to where he is no longer the main picture which is what he wanted. [[User:Ctanner|Ctanner]] 05:39, 7 November 2016 (EST)

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== Dazed and confsued ==

since when could "Hiprcime" and "top" be used in the same wiki space? I demand a move. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}05:01, 31 January 2015 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}} 04:01, 31 January 2015 (EST)

:You're the top in that scenario, [[:File:Mike_the_Great_IRL.jpg|cowboy]]. [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User_talk:Vermin]] 10:31, 31 January 2015 (EST)

== Fappy New Year ==

Skype pls [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 20:03, 4 February 2015 (EST)
:Maybe you should try to avoid banning entire regions then :D. Get on irc fgt? [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 02:44, 6 February 2015 (EST)

==Banning==
Just a heads up. When you ban someone make sure you go to [[Special:Blocklist]] immediately afterward and unban the IP number of the user, for some reason shit is fucked up and banning every user whenever a user is banned, subsequently showing all users the block page and the IP of the banned user. This will be fixed soon but for now we are going to have to do that. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 00:23, 6 February 2015 (EST)

== Just a heads up ==

a guy vandalized the JustinRPG page, and not only did I revert the edits, I used the Pain template on his user page. Just a reminder--[[User:Ezstick76|Ezstick76]] 21:01, 17 February 2015 (EST)

== Happy V-Day. ==

[[File:Turbogook_loves_you_hipcrime.jpg|800px]]

Sorry I was late. <3 [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 14:40, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Honestly, I should have trimmed. That inch of hair is not flattering, but really spur of the moment cause I had the hard on, remembered my special little man, and thought "put meds on dick." [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 18:54, 18 February 2015 (EST)

== Turducken ==
[[Curt Sibling]] is the first, last and only piece of DA crap we're putting on here.

In case you hadn't noticed, ED is being taken over by DA fairies. ''Fuck that noise.'' [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 22:07, 24 February 2015 (EST)

== Hay babay. ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:Turbogook#Kevin_Mann

Could you be a darling and help me with this? I need more room on my talk page, but I'm not sure how to turn that text into a collapsible. Can you lead me to a guide or something? [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 03:35, 5 March 2015 (EST)

== IRC ==
In the "seekret channel" right now. Mr. S will be along later. [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 20:45, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

== I am mad jelly bb. ==

File:Kevinchat9.png

Hole is hole, amirite?[[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 20:43, 9 March 2015 (EDT)
:lol yaurite. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:25, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

== I am mad jelly bb. ==

[[File:Kevinchat9.png]]

Hole is hole, amirite?[[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 20:44, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

== o shit ==

Not that I don't think anyone hasn't already put two and two together and figured out who I am, I haven't exactly cared about who knows. Having said that, could you remove a picture for me bb or send me to someone I should talk to? I'd rather not have to deal with any blowback from my friends for my clumsiness. It's Kevintherapist.png [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 00:02, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the aid anyway bbdoll. You know we cool as fuck. [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 00:38, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

== Sir? ==

You sir, do you know of the monkey shit legends on the internet name [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wonchop Wonchop] he's ally of Kylee Henke aka SonicRocksMySocks the fat whore piece of shit lowlife. If you know one of the history of her please do edit the article of wonchop. Let not forget about her [evil] ally such as [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dreachu Dreachu] & [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/RileyAV RileyAV] edit there article please if you like, both are so lame and shitty they really are. {{unsigned2|TheEDKid1991}}

== People really appreciate what you do here ==

http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=133571#p133571:

<blockquote>'''Meanwhile I noticed that Encyclopedia Dramatica went ahead and did what WMF wasn't willing to''', to identify the stalker TBloemink. The WMF only saw fit to remove his steward (basically a WMF-wide super administrator with all privacy invasive authority privileges) rights, and those to be reattainable after a mere six months. You can see what ED's Ilvadel did here (https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/566245698887090176, {{archive|ISKmi}}, https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/566080724210438144). Associated the stalker TBloemink to his suspected Twitter ID, which was inadvertently confirmed by Mr. Bloemink, of Groningen, Netherlands.</blockquote>

--[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 14:00, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

== Far be it from me to question the Crime ==

but I skipped the 25th on AOTN cuz, in my absence, everyone skipped it. Also, fuck you, get on IRC. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 23:05, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

== Your template ==
Why is the <nowiki>{{hipcrime}}</nowiki> template blanked? by you :( [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 13:39, 28 March 2015 (EDT)
:Why did you blank it in the first place? [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 16:06, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

== JurgenNL ==
Understand you were trying to unmask that snotty kid. I can tell you some things for certain:
*1. He first appeared on nl-WP in 2012 under the name Jurgen1996. Google that and you get [http://pastebin.com/Q5y8tmL3 this] and [https://twitter.com/jurgennieuwland this]. So his real name is Jurgen Nieuwland, a student at Develstein College in Zwijndrecht.
*2. He's permanently blocked on nl-WP, so all this may be academic. However, if you look at [https://nl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Overleg_gebruiker:JurgenNL&dir=prev&action=history his talkpage history], you find that he was VERY friendly with MoiraMoira, going all the way back to 2012.
*3. the little bastard created accounts on a load of assorted WMF projects. [https://hy.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D5%84%D5%A1%D5%BD%D5%B6%D5%A1%D5%AF%D5%AB%D6%81:JurgenNL Including Armenian WP], and I seriously doubt he understands that language.
Helps? [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 03:26, 30 March 2015 (EDT)

==GTA Myths Wiki page==

Hey I'm Boomer8, an admin from GTA Myths Wiki.

To make a long story short, some asshole has been vandalizing the website by posting holocaust and anime porn images; and now leaving links leading to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page he created. I've looked over your Removal Policy and the page qualifies to be removed; or at least censored. The page has personal information on GTA Myths Wiki users like some users' home addresses, IP addresses, links to their Facebook, and real pictures of them. Those things listed are in violation of your Removal Policy. Now I'm not trying to be a stickler or tell you how to run your website, I just want a safe and comfortable environment for users of the GTA Myths Wiki without having a page written about them describing them as a "sandnigger" or a "britfag". I've checked out Encyclopedia Dramatica before and it's a pretty funny web site; but this hateful little prick who wrote the page is just using ED as a shitty attack site - what it was not meant for. Please consider removing this page; I'd be much appreciative.

Page Link: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/GTA_Myths_Wiki
{{unsigned2|Boomer8}}

== Story Template ==

how the fuck do i use it? whenever i do i get this shit

lol sorry for spamming your talk page with this crap [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:15, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

:It did thx, i removed it from your talk page cuz its too big and will probably slow it down.
Thx again [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:20, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

==IRC tonite==
Around 5pm, hokay? [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 17:03, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

== Hey man ==

Just wanna tell you good job on keeping with the Luka [[Fag]]notta page. I've kinda been following his antics after I stumbled on his ED page like a month before he killed that chinese guy. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|talk]]) 19:42, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

==irc again==
You got time Friday around 6pm? [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 00:59, 17 April 2015 (EDT)

== hey ==

hey Hipcrime. {{User:Tasmania/SIG}} 20:26, 18 April 2015 (EDT)

== Your wiki axetivities ==

Do you seriously just fix formatting errors all day?

Should I emulate you? [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 03:34, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

:will do! thanks! [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 11:38, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

== SPOKEN WIKIPEDIA minus the autoplay ==
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE:
<youtube>sy76zNq70-U</youtube> '''Spoken Wikipedia: Rectal foreign body''' 

...inspired by:
<youtube>VWpu74pOn2A</youtube> '''Spoken Wikipedia: Butt plug''' 

As requested by Russavia, yet later deleted by Odder:
<youtube>-TKVti5Gm2Q</youtube> '''Censored Spoken Wikipedia: Pricasso''' 

mad props to whoever narrated this. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:36, 13 May 2015 (EDT)

== What up ==

I finally did what I promised to do {{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}} [[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]][[User talk:Killhamster|What]] 11:35, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
*Ask and you shall [[goatse|receive]]:
[[File:ButtcoinAnimatedUncensored.gif|frame|center]]
{{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}} [[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]][[User talk:Killhamster|What]] 15:37, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== re: the dosfag ==

HI FREN

ME AND PHOBOS WOULD LIKE IT SUPER BIG IF YOU COULD NOT HELP OUT DOSFAG

HE LITERALLY HITLER

LOVE AND LOBSTERS

<3 HOMOCIDE

edit: THIS MUSIC SUCKS {{unsigned|Homicide}}

:2nded {{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}} [[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]][[User talk:Killhamster|What]] 20:42, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

::if you guys mean the user page, that is a tribute to Ricky Wilson. the Spoken Wikipedia article for rectal foreign body was done special for me by an anonymous friend, and i think it's sexy as fuck. :P -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== Re: who what ==

I was making a playful comparison of [[User_talk:Killhamster#username|an old Zaiger quote]] about Killhamster to Likeicare's amended version of the [[Vermin|article]] written about me after I saw Killhamster tried rewriting the article about himself. Basically what I told him there was "someone said the same thing about me in an article, and I didn't care to change it/have it changed." It's more amusing in its current state just like his is. [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]  01:15, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

== Template Help ==

I'm making my own template, and I kinda need some help. After I publish it, am I able to add my own custom message in it without any special coding? Or do I have to add the {{}} ? I don't know if this question makes any sense. --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 22:08, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:I KINDA figured it out. I meant with how the template <nowiki>{{Catgirl}}</nowiki> allows you to add a special message when you post it on a user page, so like this:

{{catgirl|being an epic admin}}

(If you click the edit button on this, you can see what I mean) --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 22:18, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

::Nevermind! I got it! I'm sorry for wasting your time- ;;;; --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 22:24, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

==Speaking of templates==

ED needs a reference list of the special templates, somewhere easy to find (a link on the LH navigation bar would be ideal). I keep forgetting how to do the video and quote templates, image galleries, shit like that. We also need a list of the "spesshul" ED categories for different subjects. No other wiki uses these things. Please don't just say "look at an existing article". Mah brane don't work too good no moar and ah cain't remembeh. [[User:Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)|Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)]] 16:28, 22 May 2015 (EDT)
:thnx, that helps, is there a list of categories anywhere? [[User:Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)|Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)]] 20:33, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

== Guess who's back ==

Looks like I have some catching up to do. The sysop rules appear to have changed a great deal since I was around last, and my deletionist tendencies are gonna cause strife lol [[File:Devham1.gif|32px|link=User:Killhamster]][[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]][[User talk:Killhamster|What]] 08:59, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

== ED Forum Question ==

Hey, hipcrime. Just wondering how I can register on the forums? I'm trying to but something doesn't let me... do you know what's up? :)

Suki[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 17:54, 28 May 2015 (EDT)

Ask [[user:SeeBeen|this guy]] [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 00:14, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

== AIDs ==
Thanks senpai [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 00:14, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

== Asphyxiaphilia ==

I hope it's everything you were hoping for and more. *smirks* [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]  22:26, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

== Great catch==
I had not even noticed that. You are most keen-eyed. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 09:39, 30 June 2015 (EDT)

== hey ==

i need to reset my dildomail password bc i dont remember it at all. how do i do that?--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 11:18, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

== Hey man can you fill me in a little bit ==

Hey bro you're always pretty swell, it's not that I have any horses in this race but could you like clue me in with a tl;dr version about what happened to Schnookums and Vermin? I mean the reason I ask is I wanted to ask Schnookums what was up with Vermin getting reamed and then noticed he was banned too. I LOL'd (not that I hate them) all I'm really looking for is the short story. Like just clue a brother in and thank you in advance. Keep it short and simple because as you know I have the attention span of a 3 year old. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|talk]]) 17:58, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

*I feel you there man, I can't function on forums or IRC thats why I stay the fuck away from it haha :D i'm just too autistic. i'd be posting pictures of my shits every day. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|talk]]) 18:20, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

== It is i! ==

HI! I am hipcrime. Jews. Did WTC. Cocks. Ill suck em. --[[User:LittleHitler|LittleHitler]] 18:23, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

== Prestigious Award ==

Please enjoy this highly sought after and rare award!

<center>
[[File:littlehitlers_award.jpg]]
</center>
{{unsigned2|LittleHitler}}

== Email ==

I've sent you an Email. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 08:40, 23 August 2015 (EDT)

== Good news from Wikipedia ==

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikimedia_UK&diff=679008126. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 16:24, 2 September 2015 (EDT)

==Lord Tony sucks!==

He likes My Little Pony.[[User:Egg & Cress|Egg & Cress]] 04:44, 23 September 2015 (EDT)

== Wikipedia and the culture of incompetence ==
{{quote|1=EDiots are encouraged [https://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Work_with_us to infiltrate] the Foundation. Competence is not required, and you'll get the chance to spit in [[Jdforrester|your boss's]] coffee, for the lulz.}}
I had a mighty chortle at this, and that visual editor is still unworkable. I remember when they first rolled it out, and I trust it's no better today. Really hoping there hasn't been an Ironholds RfA. Haven't heard from you in a while, and I get concerned because I'm insufferably conscientious. All the homo <3 '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 01:07, 25 September 2015 (EDT)

==fug u==
feggo--[[User:Newsadism|Newsadism]] 09:09, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

==Cyberviolence==
You deserve to be cyberviolenced for being such a homo. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 15:49, 4 October 2015 (EDT)
:Burger King? Are you sure you are gay? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 16:13, 4 October 2015 (EDT)
::You probably stole them, in the hopes that you would go to jail so you could raped in the butt repeatedly. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 16:25, 4 October 2015 (EDT)

== that quote ==

Glad you noticed that. The shortened ibtimes link I was using died, but I found another. I'll throw in an {{archive|QppZr|archive}} as well, just to be sure. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 17:32, 7 October 2015 (EDT)
:It's all I've seen of it. Uber added the removed article's text to the article, which I wasn't able to find with admittedly less effort than I should have invested. '''—  [[User:VX|V]][[User talk:VX|X]] ''' 18:08, 7 October 2015 (EDT)

==Is there any way to talk to you?==

Hey Hipcrime, is there any way that I could talk to you via email or something? - KingSpook
{{unsigned2|KingSpook}}

User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 4

2026-01-01T00:36:16Z

Hipcrime: Hipcrime moved page User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 17/Archive 4 to User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 4 without leaving a redirect

{{User talk:Hipcrime/Archives}}
== so i herd u liek hypocrisy ==
I was browsing Needed/Proposed the other day, and the one suggestion that piqued my curiosity was your idea for an article on the concept of hypocrisy. Ok, so it's 2 months old, but I think it's a worthwhile goal. At present, Hypocrisy is a redirect to Hypocrite, the wikipedo. I must admit that it would be a refreshing change from the standard fare of attack/people articles. Do you have any input or suggestions? Along with the obligatory diatribe regarding hypocrisy, I thought I would style it as being written by a massive hypocrite in denial. [[Image:siggy.jpg|30px|[[User:VXsalesman]]]] [[User_talk:VXsalesman|you buying?]] 15:11, 22 June 2012 (EDT)
:Could you take a quick looksee at the article fragment in my userspace? It's an abstract subject, and I could use some feedback on the direction that I'm taking. [[Image:siggy.jpg|30px|[[User:VXsalesman]]]] [[User_talk:VXsalesman|you buying?]] 18:45, 25 June 2012 (EDT)
::The article may or may not be ready. pls2b checking it nao [[Image:siggy.jpg|30px|[[User:VXsalesman]]]] [[User_talk:VXsalesman|you buying?]] 17:19, 26 June 2012 (EDT)
:::Praise from Caesar. Thank you, good sir. [[Image:siggy.jpg|30px|[[User:VXsalesman]]]] [[User_talk:VXsalesman|you buying?]] 22:15, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

==Slut==
Meepsheep said it was okay if I merged [[Slut]] and [[Whore]]. I'm done and all that's needed is for someone to redirect Slut to Whore. I'd do it myself but Zaiger told me that only mods can do that and I haven't heard anything from Meepsheep. May you? -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 08:00, 23 June 2012 (EDT)
:Both articles are in Whore now. [[Slut]] is the useless article. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 10:27, 24 June 2012 (EDT)

== i'm gay lol ==

Maybe net Monday. Get this: the ass hat supposed to come fix the internets called 2 minutes to closing time Friday saying he stopped by and tried to call to get the gate code but couldn't get ahold of us
A: neither of the contact numbers they have had anything on caller id (I had verified both numbers over the phone previously)
B: we have more than 20 dogs.if you show up in or drive way they let us know.
oh ya, and I was outside all day. Nobody stopped by.I'd better get free internet up grade after that shit. Do me afavor and tell irc /ban *!*recon*@*.* and tell oblique that CSS lookee nice on Android :) {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} 05:37, 24 June 2012 (EDT) 01:37, 24 June 2012 (EDT)

== mfw poop ==

[[File:Disgusting.png]]
[[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Sweetiebellegif.gif]] 22:42, 30 June 2012 (EDT)

== . ==

remember hipcrime? [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 13:11, 3 July 2012 (EDT)

==Jonah==

I emailed the video, if that doesn't work lemme know. The little shit actually had a handful of my youtube channels closed because of mirroring that video, so anything that puts it back where people will see it is great news. --[[User:MeetTheMedic|MeetTheMedic]] 13:48, 5 July 2012 (EDT)

::Happy day!--[[User:MeetTheMedic|MeetTheMedic]] 18:58, 8 July 2012 (EDT)

== Frame formatting help... ==

How can I make a box like this appear on the right...
<div style="float:right;">
{{frame|[[File:akoolaidicon.gif|center|100px]]
<center>DICK</center>
<center>FUCK</center>
<center>SHIT</center>
<center>CUNT</center>
|border=black|background=white}}
</div>

I've tried a '''<right>''' tag ''and'' inserting the word into the code <nowiki>{{frame|RIGHT|[[File:Name.jpg|BlahBlahBlah|border=black|background=white}}</nowiki> with no joy.

- [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] 11:23, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

* Excellent; cheers for that. - [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] 15:47, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

== Shredder ==

[[Wikipedia:File:TMNT1987 Shredder.png]] that is him.

[[Wikipedia:File:Splinter thinking.JPG]] is Splinter. [[User talk:T|Ty]][[File:TyIcon.jpg|15px|me]][[Special:Contributions/T|c]] 04:07, 8 July 2012 (EDT)

== Featured Article rotation... ==

Hallo, I just attempted to change the [[Portal:Gaming]] featured article... the text/image appeared however the 'Title' & link still showed the previous entry. I had a look in the main page's code but couldn't find the [[Bridget]] article link; what am I missing? P.S; what's happening with those R34's on the [[Wario]] page, you scrubbed but then reploxed. Thanks - [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] 06:47, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

*RE: The Wario R34 - I just found this in the article: "[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wario#Wario.27s_crew A goth loli (technically not a loli since she's '''fifteen''', still looks like a loli though)]" - 15 would be a [[Child|minor]]. - [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] 07:15, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

==What do you think of Zaiger deleting all of ED's child pornography?==
There's a lot of tension between Zaiger and T, and perhaps there should be a third opinion on the issue. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 05:29, 10 July 2012 (EDT)
:I personally couldn't care if Zaiger flushes all of ED's pedo fap-material but I disagree with him deleting [[:File:Invader Zim.jpg|the disgusting shockimage-like CP]]. (On the TJC, he said [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Community_portal#Countdown_to_OhInternet_v2.0 "This isn't about censorship, it's about cleaning up the unnecessary gigabytes of drawn child porn that are added for no other reason than '''shock''', advertising or some irreverence."]) That would be like deleting [[:File:Mrhands.gif|the gif on top of the Mr. Hands article]]. Yes it's fucked up, but that's what it's ''supposed'' to be. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 05:29, 10 July 2012 (EDT)

:Gray is onto something here. ED isn't purely a shock site but obviously a lot of stuff is meant to shock. Even advertising is unavoidable: can we not have an article on [[Microsoft]] lest someone buy a computer with Windows on it? "Irreverence" is a wiggle word meant to apply to anything. It's obviously about censorship. As for pedo-fap material, I can honestly tell you I haven't fapped to anything on here, even though some of it is attractive or erotic. The thing is: a lot of people fap to shocking stuff (even that horse sex thing) so there's always going to be overlap between stuff that makes people vomit, stuff that makes people weep in terror, and stuff that gets people wet. I think these could be dealt with on a case by case basis.

:Your deleting useful redirect's just damn immature, sorry I didn't fap my dumb balls for you on cam last night, but I do that out of love and this is no way to earn it. As for the OhI bomb: you two and anyone else who goes along with it deserves it. If this were done on a case by case basis of 'this page doesn't need this, that's be one thing, but the fact that a crusade had to be organized is pure shit. May as well shut this down, rehost your censored stuff as "BlowInternet" and let someone else have a go at faithfully hosting content without instating CrimeThink. [[User talk:T|Ty]][[File:TyIcon.jpg|15px|me]][[Special:Contributions/T|c]] 03:25, 12 July 2012 (EDT)
::your creation of useless redirects is immature. as for the pedofap shit: i am really not involved. i suggest you bitch about it on [[TJC]], a useful, EXISTING, redirect to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:30, 12 July 2012 (EDT)
:::All of the redirects that I create are of red links that I find on articles. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 05:17, 14 July 2012 (EDT)
::::i wasn't directing that at you. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:45, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

== Just because... ==

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0">[[File:Cool4Cats.png|140px]] </div>

Stay sexy! <3 - [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] 05:39, 10 July 2012 (EDT)
:<nowiki>:D</nowiki> -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:46, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

==CATS==
Think you could rename CATS and redirect CATS to cat then? -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 14:33, 11 July 2012 (EDT)
:I don't like the CATS article and I don't want to make it more popular with a hatnote, so no. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 18:45, 11 July 2012 (EDT)
::Turn [[Cats]] to a redirect to Cat. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 02:13, 12 July 2012 (EDT)

==[[Portal:Sex|Sex portal]]==
It hasn't been updated in a while. Think you could make some changes? I'd do it myself but I don't know how half of that shit works. Some of my suggestions include:
*Change the POTN to one from the forth gallery in the [[Rule 34]] article as the gRAPE one is really stupid
*Change the AOTN to [[Rule 34]], [[Rule 63]], or [[Whore]]
*Take out '''Caretaker:Esther Nguyen''' from top as she is MIA
By the way, thanks for helping me out with [[Cat|the Cat article]]. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 02:55, 12 July 2012 (EDT)
:Nevermind, I'll do it myself. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 05:18, 14 July 2012 (EDT)
::all portals are unprotected for this very reason. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 09:48, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

== You ==

Don't think that your oppression will go unnoticed for long. There are those of us willing to fight it. We ''will'' prevail. Your tyranny's days are numbered. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}06:47, 14 July 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

== My list fantasy diagram ==

{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|General pros and cons 
|-
!Pros
!cons
|-
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*bulleted lists are sexy
|
*everybody uses bulleted lists
|-
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*bullets fit snugly in anus
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*high risk of [[AIDS]]/[[GRIDS]]
|-
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*can be used as a weapon
|
*niggers use them as weapons
|}

{{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}22:41, 14 July 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

== Hello ==

I miss you, come to IRC. [[Image:Littlemudkip.gif]][[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]][[Image:Littlemudkip.gif]] 20:44, 16 July 2012 (EDT)

== Yo, Hipster... ==

Quick question from a (rather) new user.

Excuse me for my retarded-ness, but there's just this little thing I'm curious about. Am I able to format my signature with an icon and if so, how can I do that? Or is formatting sigs with icons only an admin's privilege? Thanks.

--[[User:Suki| Suki ]] 07:52, 18 July 2012 (EDT)

Hey...

[[File:Babychicks.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]

Thank you, sweetness!!!!

Suki 08:20, 18 July 2012 (EDT)

== well ==

it's not really convincing if your ED Gov template entry is "Mike's bitch" but okay we'll go with hetero. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}18:57, 22 July 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

:whut are you ded {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}19:55, 22 July 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

== :D ==
hi friend. [[ED:VOTN]] is running low. thanks [[User:Dancingsandwich|Dancingsandwich]] 15:27, 23 July 2012 (EDT)

==Merge requests==
May I merge [[Stabbington]] into [[Professor Edward Stabbington]]; and [[Jedi Church]] into [[Jedi]]?
-[[User:Gray|Gray]] 01:39, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
:Done. All that's needed now is for you to turn [[Stabbington]] and [[Jedi Church]] into redirects. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 21:48, 28 July 2012 (EDT)

==Redirect request==
[[User:T|T]] turned [[vagina]] into a disambiguation for [[vagoo]] and [[The Vagina Monologues]] (his article). I say it's pretty obvious that most people who search for "vagina" mean the fucking body-part. May you redirect it to vagoo? -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 04:31, 31 July 2012 (EDT)
:I already put a link to The Vagina Monologues on vagoo because his article is not half bad. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 04:31, 31 July 2012 (EDT)

==Re:Furluminati==
If the furluminati are indeed a group worthy of drama and lulz, then their page needs to reflect it by talking more about the sad people trying to cover up the obvious truth instead of being just a silly self-parody that says lame things like "the Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next."

Talking about the edit warriors (linked names) as examples and focusing mostly on their tenancy to cover things up, examples of them doing massive covers, and leaving the links for their main page for further information would be a good idea. It should also focus more on how sad these people really are instead of glorifying them like it's some sort of actual conspiracy. Having pictures that aren't so random and actually related to the people and events in the text would help a ton as well.

If the page is to become lulzy and really worthy of not being in namespace, it needs a massive overhaul from someone who actually cares and wants to save it from being Uncylcopedia bleedover. As it stands right now, it's pretty unfunny and sticks out like a sore thumb.
--- [[User:3tails|3tails]] 19:21, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

== ThnX ==

{{User:Mr_Jonzz/Approve| flushing that [[Shitty attack article|POS]] article.}} - [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|[[User:Mr_Jonzz]]]] 21:38, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

== RE: my QOTN ==

You the man, hip. In fairness, I wasn't criticizing so much as idly bitching, especially with regard to the current userbase. New ED is best ED; we have higher standards than before, I think. When I began lurking some years ago, I never imagined that such a seemingly hostile place could harbor great and exalted ''pretty cool guys'' such as yourself. I think a firm :brofist: is in order. [[User:VXsalesman| '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VXsalesman|'''BREATHE DEEP''']] [[File:VXsalesman.jpg|22px]] 00:50, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

==IRC crowd==
Yeah that crowd's a little messed, back after ArbCom shut me down on Wikipedia, and when I got the global lock, I tried appealing on IRC and was told a ban-on-sight was issued for me and that they were going to try and get me banned from all of Freenode or something, all for daring to actually discuss the key factors (like never having broken a rule) with people besides the Arbcom'd who'd shush it up. [[User talk:T|Ty]][[File:TyIcon.jpg|15px|me]][[Special:Contributions/T|c]] 22:14, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

==RE:Good Job==

Glad you lol'd at the [[Rockosocko]] article. Combined effort between [[User:IvoRobotnik]] and myself.

--[[User:SWfan]] 4:32, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

==Merge request==
[[Kill it with fire]] into [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 01:30, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

== FEEDBACK REQUIRED, DAMNIT ==

[[Kaoru Yuuka]] has been labeled by some as a shitty attack article. While it is pretty bad, I don't think I'd go quite that far. I guess what I'm asking is either flush it or grant me leave to vainly try to fix it. If it needs to go, so do [[Kaoru|these]] [[Kaoru yuuka|redirects]]. [[User:VXsalesman| '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VXsalesman|'''BREATHE DEEP''']] 14:35, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

== Main Page/BNA ==

I don't know if you're the right guy to ask about this, but, seeing as you're omniscient and all, I thought I'd give it a shot. Do I need to kiss ass to alter the above template, or should I just switch out articles when they are neither bad nor new? I'd have done it already, but anything touching the main page is sacrosanct. I much prefer to fix what's broken than add my own broken shit to the pile. As an aside, it seems like Mike's heedless vandalism of your userpage is keeping n00bs out of your talk. [[Gg]], [[User:Mike the Great|trap boy]]. [[User:VXsalesman| '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VXsalesman|'''BREATHE DEEP''']] 14:55, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

==Merge request==
May I merge [[Fat Furries]] into [[Fat furry]]? -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 18:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

==[[Free speech]], [[Freedom of speech]], and [[First Amendment]]==
Why are they three separate articles? -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 00:56, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
:Done. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 03:40, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
::Redirect [[Free speech]] and [[First Amendment]] into [[Freedom of speech]]. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 03:45, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

== Some cats like to [[Cosplay]]... ==

[http://www.anonmgur.com/up/86613267b07c335428217948fe57e136.gif DEAL WITH IT!] - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 22:51, 5 September 2012 (EDT)
:Ain't he a cutie-pie. :D - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 22:57, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

== email ==

incomin.
==A sammich for you==
[[File:Dancing sandwich.gif]]
[[User:SheepBot|SheepBot]][[User talk:SheepBot|Talk]] 20:29, 12 September 2012 (EDT)

== Work story ==

>be yesterday, be at work 
>nothing going on, better check ED 
>oh look hipcrime is editing 
>check hipcrime's page 
>dicks everywhere 
>LOL 
>boss coming 
>try to close out screen 
>dialogue box prevents me from doing so 
>boss still coming 
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT 
>task manager 
>close all programs 
>computer is a barren landscape and requires a restart 
>MFW it turns out boss was never coming 

[[File:What the!!!.jpg|frame|left]]

[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 08:50, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

:* Isn't it though? I would have LOL'd if you got me fired. <3 [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 15:25, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
:* Yeah he's actually v cool. Pays well, understands the intarweb. If we're still on for October I think I'm gonna get us matching ED shirts. Do you like "ringers" ? [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 15:57, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
::Do you work in a dildo factory? [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 16:03, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
:*I build websites for schools and children. LOL. Hipcrime, a "ringer" T is a shirt where the [http://www.printfly.com/images/catalog/items/Anvil/923_74.jpg collar and sleeves] are stylized like so. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 20:24, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

:: {{greentext|>schools and children}}

beware. [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 20:25, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

 Careful when you use [[meme arrows]]. Mike might bitch at you for not using the template. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 20:26, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

*I'm using 'em, fag. [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 20:28, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
::::::**:*Hipcrime actually made me make the templates. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}20:32, 13 September 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

== this is for you ==

{{drugfiend}} [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 23:03, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
:*Watch the fuck out for hipcrime. He'll poison you with crack, rape your corpse, then smoke your dead shit. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 23:07, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
==drunkchats==
possibly the most drunkchat evar. i can barely type it out. this took 2 and a half minutes to write. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 06:57, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

== . ==

nice drunkchats. how come the last 3 fucking messages on my talkpage are incorrectly formatted? i know you're fucked up but is snape just retarded? [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 12:56, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

:* Mike is a faggot. He was showing me some templates and didn't close his nowiki tag.... all the new messages on my talkpage were fucked up because of it. Sorry for thinking you were a saboteur. My head is still foggy. For some reason when I fixed the tag and hit save, all the signatures below it were converted to my signature. lolololol [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 13:02, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

== lol ==

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[[Image:Heship.gif]]

[[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 21:29, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

<youtube>LgyA3lVqOZo</youtube>
:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:06, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

== today was a good day ==

Fucked around and got a triple double. [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Log/block lol] [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 22:01, 20 September 2012 (EDT)

== plz set AOTN ==

I'm at work and idk when it updates. Either 6 pm or 9 pm our time? If there's no new good articles try an old meme-favorite like [[Belair]] for example. you can use [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Thefreshprinceofbelair.jpg this pic] for AOTN. Or whatever you feel like. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 13:00, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
:is there no AOTN scheduled? I can put something up I guess. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 13:07, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
:I don't think [[Adventure Time]] has been AOTN yet. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 13:08, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
:whoops nevermond snape put up some [[wikipedia|boring old bullshit]] rather than the [[Adventure Time|new hotness]]. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 13:10, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
:: I'll schedule Adventure Time after it. :3 [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 13:12, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

::: Done. [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 13:23, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

== Remember ==

Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

*[[Main Page/GNA]] and [[Main Page/BNA]] should be updated.

*Plz check [[ED:PM]] and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- [[User:Dumbledore|Dumbledore]] [[User_talk:Andrés|(talk)]] 18:12, 22 September 2012 (EDT)

== auto. reminder (sorry for the extra msg) ==

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*[[Main Page/GNA]] and [[Main Page/BNA]] should be updated.

*Plz check [[ED:PM]] and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- [[User:Dumbledore|Dumbledore]] [[User_talk:Andrés|(talk)]] 19:42, 22 September 2012 (EDT)

== hi ==

[[File:Seisurecatchainletter.gif]]

<nowiki>:3</nowiki> [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 14:47, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

== yes hello ==

thinking you fixing my derp <3 {{User:Oblique/sig}} 18:25, 23 September 2012 (EDT)
==A sammich for you==
[[File:Dancing sandwich.gif]]
[[User:SheepBot|SheepBot]][[User talk:SheepBot|Talk]] 19:57, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

== Lyor ==

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lyor_Cohen&curid=2425874&diff=514412876&oldid=504329913 Payback's a bitch] - check the edit summary. [[ODB]] gets the last word <3 - [[User:Alliecat|Alliecat]] 01:12, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

==Cock dockan!==

Always gotta keep an eye on your favorite articles. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}12:24, 25 September 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

==Lyor no more==
I saw this on Wikipedia moments ago. YAY AOTN [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 18:55, 25 September 2012 (EDT)
:* I guess I wasn't around at the time? IDK What's going on, I'm not good at computar. I'll look this evening. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 19:01, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

== ohai ==

Shirts came in bro. They are REALLY good. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 15:54, 26 September 2012 (EDT)

:*Hey can you merge the Carlos Ramero with the Carlos Romero, to my utter shame I put an a where there should have been an o. --[[User:GSTalbert|GSTalbert]] 12:42, 27 September 2012 (EDT)
::* I'm trying to look at your userpage but the dicks get in the way. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 23:30, 27 September 2012 (EDT)
:::*You fucking asshole faggot Tyler. Fuck you and your fucking fucktard faggoty fuckary. I checked and there were no cocks, you got my out and proud cock-sucking hopes up for nothing. Crawl back under the bridge that spergged you out, troll. BTW, I'm GST, nice to meet you Tyler.--[[User:GSTalbert|GSTalbert]] 14:25, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
:::* Hi. BTW, I meant on Hipcrime's page - for the longest time it was a wall of cock. You can view the wall of cock by comparing his current page with previous versions. Nice to meet you. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 14:44, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

== auto. reminder ==

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Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

*[[Main Page/GNA]] and [[Main Page/BNA]] should be updated.

*Plz check [[ED:PM]] and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- [[User:Dumbledore|Dumbledore]] [[User_talk:Andrés|(talk)]] 15:18, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

==Setting shit AOTNs==

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[[User:Mr_Jonzz|Bane]] 06:19, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

:[[Johnny Lewis]] is more OTN, there's got to be some good 'tourism' out there plus a 'Smiles' article has been proposed and it ties in with that. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 16:52, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
::Cool, he only has an article because I read a cat was found dead at the scene, the hatred rose within me... after writing what's there I did consider rewriting the 'final curtain' as a straight felicide with the woman being incidental but I wasn't 100% sold and I'm lazy. Luckily there's drugs, $cifaggery and Katy Perry tied in so if a few people get a look lulz may be forthcoming. It definitely needs some of the pics/info from his Co$ days. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 17:23, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

== thx ==
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for that dongstar. Since I want you to be rewarded asap, I am going to cheat this, here you have the two awards instantly :3

{{User:Andrés/dong_barnstar}}
{{User:Andrés/dong_barnstar/exploded}} [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 21:02, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
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== User:Lord Tony/monobook.css ==

What the fuck is that and why is my name on it? [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 03:09, 2 October 2012 (EDT)
:It still seems to be around. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 03:17, 2 October 2012 (EDT)
::Well the pony ED logo is gone, thank you. I just noticed that. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 03:18, 2 October 2012 (EDT)
:::Tony, lrn2wiki. [[Image:Taco.gif|link=spic]] [[:User:Andrés|'''  Andrés  ''']][[:User talk:Andrés|  talk  ]][[Special:Contributions/Andrés|  contribs  ]] [[Image:Andres_gay.gif|59px|link=Chile]] 18:45, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

== RAPE THIS MOTHER FUCKER ==

[[User:Jay]] decided to vandalize [[Bane]]. I reverted his faggotry.

-[[User:Bystandah2012|Bystandah2012]] 10:20, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

==[[Bambifan101]]==
Just wondering, what is your opinion about this user? [[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 16:59, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

== Mike is using sorcery ==

Don't believe him [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big> </big> <big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> </big> 21:35, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

test test (is this text big?)

:No, mediawiki breaks sections spaced apart for instance, if we never close this span

:it's black down here still. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}21:37, 4 October 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}

:* So then anybody posting under me shouldn't have their font affected... YOU FAGGOTS ARE TRYING TO FUCK UP. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 21:41, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

== Added a title ==

Added the #40 title to [[The 1000 Titles of Hipcrime]].

Hope you like it.

[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 22:18, 4 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

== Do my bidding ==

Revert Jonez all day. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 15:08, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
:* THAT IS AN ORDER - YOU HAVE ADMITTED BEFORE THAT YOU WILL DO ANYTHING I SAY NOW DO IT [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 15:12, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
:* Yes we all love jonez but this is getting annoying. HE'S WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 15:17, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

==FangKittyArtist==
Was the creator of the young article he blanked. Is it still a permban? IMO it's questionable to even have it, it's about an 11 year old girl who didn't bring it upon herself. Moar on its talk page about this. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 18:14, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
:* btw unrelated but, how can I block someone on my dildomail? [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 19:17, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

== When you said ohshit and aimed your camera at the small fire in the hallway ==

Everybody in the chat thought we were witnessing your death. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 22:28, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

== i can haz [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|moniez]]? ==

[[File:Money box.gif|<3 - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 15:44, 9 October 2012 (EDT)]]

== I stole a template for you ==

{{User:VXsalesman/hiptitles}}

I wanted to incorporate swagcat, but that didn't work out. At any rate, distribute it among the worthy. [[User:VXsalesman| '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VXsalesman|'''BREATHE DEEP''']] 15:57, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

== i am a faggot and can do better ==

[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=upload&user=TylerRosenow&page=&year=&month=-1 lol] I never got a chance to put these in the gallery. I'm @ work right now, could u plz? [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 16:05, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

== gallery ==

its <nowiki>{{cg}}</nowiki> :P I will take care of it when I get home @ 5:30. If you want you can copy code from [[Name my band]] which has a similar gallery [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 18:47, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

== i can haz tiger-hugz? ==

[[File:Tiger hug1.jpg|250px]]

[http://thedeliciousday.com/traveling/tiger-time/ How to hug a Tiger...]

- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Ae2.png|17px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 18:00, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

{{like|[[User:Hipcrime|hipcrime]]}}

== THIS IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE ==

How many bags of candy corn do you want me to bring on the 27th [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 19:42, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

== auto. reminder ==

Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

*[[Main Page/GNA]] and [[Main Page/BNA]] should be updated.

*Plz check [[ED:PM]] and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- [[User:Dumbledore|Dumbledore]] [[User_talk:Andrés|(talk)]] 00:40, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

== snitching ==

[[User:TheDood|This kid]] thinks its fun to blank a section of [[TwoKinds]]. -[[User:Bystandah2012|BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree]] 19:20, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

: K, lets watch -[[User:Bystandah2012|BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree]] 19:26, 14 October 2012 (EDT)
::Lol, you were right, it did bring drama to this lolcow -[[User:Bystandah2012|BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree]] 02:14, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

== RE:lernin 2 wiki ==

lolololololololol you raped yourself :D -[[User:Bystandah2012|BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree]] 19:34, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

== RE: brb death ==

I drank some bleach but it didn't work. I don't see what the big deal is. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 11:57, 15 October 2012 (EDT)
:* Ya it was truly delicious. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 17:06, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

==Removing the template but keeping the code==
I fucking love you [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 17:27, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

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| align="center" width="25%" | <div style="-moz-border-radius:10px;border:2px solid #FFCCFF;border-right:2px solid #FFCCFF;border-top:2px solid #FFCCFF;width:88px;padding:5px;background-color:black;margin-top:5px">[[Image:Dmporn2.jpg|82px]]</div>
| align="center" width="50%" | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is part of a series on GAY PORN! ''''''
| align="center" width="25%" | <div style="-moz-border-radius:10px;border:2px solid #FFCCFF;border-right:2px solid #FF66FF;border-top:2px solid #FFCCFF;width:88px;padding:5px;background-color:black;margin-top:5px">[[Image:Erik_rhodes_cone.jpg|82px]]</div>
|-
| colspan="3" align="center" | <div class="Foodtemp" style="padding: 0px"><div style="background-color: FC442A; border: 4px solid #FFCCFF; -moz-border-radius: 13px; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; padding: 2px; width: 525px;">
{| align="center" width="100%" style="background-color:#FFCCFF;border:1px solid #FFCCFF;color:#FFCCFF;-moz-border-radius:12px;padding:5px" cellspacing="6"
! style="background-color: #FF66FF; width: 55px; font-size: 11px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px" | '''Performers'''
| style="background-color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 10px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px" | 
[[Brandon Hilton]]
• [[Chris Crocker]]
• [[Dorian Thorn]]
• [[Dustin Michaels]]
• [[Erik Rhodes]]
• [[Gay God]]
• [[Harlow Cuadra]]
• [[Luka Magnotta]]
• [[Mason Wyler]]
• [[The Giver]]
• [[Tumbears]]

|-
! style="background-color: #FF66FF; width: 55px; font-size: 11px; -moz-border-radius:7px;padding:5px" | '''Varieties'''
| style="background-color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 10px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px;text-align:justify" | 
[[Ass rape]]
• [[Blowjob]]
• [[Buttsecks]]
• [[Fisting]]
• [[Gay Rape|Gay rape]]
• [[In the ass]]
• [[Incest]]
• [[Mantrain]]
• [[Masturbation]]
• [[Crap|Scat]]
• [[Piss|Watersports]]
• [[Yaoi]]

|-
! style="background-color: #FF66FF; width: 55px; font-size: 11px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px" | '''Sites'''
| style="background-color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 10px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px" | 
[[BigMuscle]]
• [[Fitlads]]
• [[ModelMayhem]]
• [[RealJock]]
• [[RedTube]]
• [[Tumblr]]
• [[WebCams]]
• [[YouPorn]]

|-
! style="background-color: #FF66FF; width: 55px; font-size: 11px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px" | '''Shock Sites'''
| style="background-color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 10px; -moz-border-radius:6px;padding:5px" | 
[[1guy1jar]]
• [[Goatse]]
• [[Lemonparty]]
• [[Meatspin]]
 
|}</div></div>
|}
 


== <3 ==

[[File:Kitty Roll.gif|left|frame|- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Jonzz.png|28px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 15:27, 17 October 2012 (EDT)]]
{{clear}}

== Bangasm ==

I see, v informative. Thank you Badmachine. At a glance it looked like TKN went rogue and Andrés replaced him. I need coffee. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 11:14, 19 October 2012 (EDT)

== :3 ==

[[Image:Cat_bros.jpg|left|333px|<3]] 
- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Jonzz.png|28px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 16:58, 22 October 2012 (EDT)
{{clear}}

== RE: Template:Bigpic ==

Replace "frame" with a number. "Frame" doesn't work. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 08:35, 23 October 2012 (EDT)

== I'm in quite the shit pickle. ==

Could you help me with something? I have a problem with my talk page, for I can't seem to control/edit the title. It currently says: "SWFAN LOVES PONY POONTANG". It says this because [[User:Andres|Andres]] knows my dislike for [[MLP]] and [[genitals]]. That all being said, what should I do? [[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 19:19, 26 October 2012 (EDT)
::*[[LOL|lrn2wiki & remember, instinct is not fact.]] - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Jonzz.png|28px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 19:30, 26 October 2012 (EDT)
:::Ok stop right there you gigantic faggot.
::::*Nobody cares about your "hurrr hate" against my little pony.
::::*the title I set was "go away", there are more than 20 people than can re-set it.
::::*you are a gigantic lolcow and should stop begging for attention. {{User:Andrés/sig}} 19:36, 26 October 2012 (EDT)
:*Holy shit, I'm turning into Lord Tony. I'd better stop. [[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 19:44, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

== Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) ==

[[Image:Just_Dropped_In.gif|frame|left|- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] [[File:Jonzz.png|28px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 19:26, 26 October 2012 (EDT)]]

{{clear}}
== The Human Necropaed... ==

[[File:Jimmy Savile Sexy.jpg|300px|thumb|To Hipcrime, love & hugs... [[User:Mr_Jonzz|Uncle Jimmy]] 02:03, 28 October 2012 (EDT)]]

{{clear}}

== What do we do with broken user page links? ==

I did a little cleanup to [[RedMachineD|this page]] and I'm not sure what to do about the red links to ED accounts that don't exist or were on the .com or .ch versions of ED, so how should I fix this sort of thing? [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 02:37, 28 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR
:Just what I needed to know. Thnx dude. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 02:45, 28 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR
::I restored most of [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/TheSuperRobotSoujaOG this article] from the Wayback Machine, and I had to do it by hand because every time I tried to get the page source it kept redirecting me to an archived page of OhShitternet, and unfortunately I can't get the youtube links or pictures from the article. I also found that trying to get template pages will cause the same redirection bullshit, so got any tips for getting anything I missed? [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 20:35, 31 October 2012 (EDT)DarklordTR
::One question, how did you access the source? I tried adding "&action=edit" and "&action=source" to the end of the Wayback page for the page from the original ED, but I wasn't able to get it to work, so how did you get it to work? Or was the source available from the .ch mirror? [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 22:24, 31 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR
:::Nevermind, figured out where I fucked up with the Wayback link, forgot the "index.php?title=" part in the address link. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 22:30, 31 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

== Pic of cat from My cousin's house ==

[[File:Kitten sailboat.jpg|central|Sorry if the quality sucks.]][[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 12:10, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

== >MFW ==

[[File:Fucktarded memeface.png|frame|center|>ishygddt]]

[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] → <big><big>[[User_talk:TylerRosenow|☎]] [[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]] </big> </big><big><big><big>[[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|✍]]</big> </big> </big> 21:20, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

:{{like|NKO}} -[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[Image:Mustash.jpg|40px|none|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:NKO|Spaz]] 15:10, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

== Adele ==

Hey, you don't really mind if I "recreate" Adele with my own [[User:NKO/Adele|content]] right? Cause it was [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Adele&action=edit&redlink=1 flushed before] and the article had all bunch of words, and no pictures in it. -[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[Image:Mustash.jpg|40px|none|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:NKO|Spaz]] 15:09, 31 October 2012 (EDT)
:Um, [[Adele|done]]? -[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[Image:Mustash.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|Spaz]] 22:40, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

== Do you have [[Tinychat|TC]]? ==

If so, do you mind giving me your address? It would be nice to speak with you some time. [[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 15:43, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

== AOTN Image-Swap? ==

[[File:Jimmy Savile Cigar.jpg|left|frame|Recognise 'Game', bitch...]] 
I just remembered this pic that I uploaded and never got around to using when I was creating the article; it would save the pic/joke used in the blurb for later if it was to be swapped out.

- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 17:45, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

:LOL, I realise that I could have changed it myself, I was just being polite seeing as you'd gone to the trouble of sorting it out. - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 18:49, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Lol, Jimmy Savile is epic. Thanks for the TC address. Also, would it be alright if I were to say, write an article making fun of Lord Tony? I like him, but he's kind of a lolcow at the same time. [[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 22:24, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

==2012 Elections Blurb==
[[File:Wall_Street_Political_Parties.jpg|thumb|left|Our elections in a nutshell]]

Every four two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While each term limit lasts four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not governance. This has resulted in political governance to be more about winning than actually doing what is right anymore. Since [[Old Media|corporate media]] has overlooked this since they want to keep [[Sheeple|the masses]] in the dark about how the [[democracy|two mainstream]] [[Democrats|political]] [[Republicans|parties]] are just the political arm for [[Jews|Wall Street New York]] whom also own [[Old Media|the television networks and newspapers]]. Given the [[Lies|bullshit]] and [[propaganda]] that is rampant in our information saturated world pushing its own specific bias, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has decided to be more biased and spew more bullshit [[propaganda]] in the pursuit of being objective with reporting how shit has gone down this election season. For the most part, we have been successful at our [[Lazy|attempts]] to be [[serious]] journalists. Here is our [[Truth|completely biased perspective]] on the [[2012 Elections]]. [[User:Uncle Ben's Rice|Me Ne Frego!]] 22:29, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

==Jimmy Savile==
Could you check my intro for [[Jimmy Savile]] that was reverted by Jonzz, I couldn't see anything wrong with it myself and I didn't get a response from him. Thanks!--[[User:Uncle Bastard|Uncle Bastard]] 22:32, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

== Hello fren ==

I don't know if my brother gave you the message, but I have been in hospital from Thursday until this morning. I am still alive. [[Plz]] to [[Fellate|update]] me on [[ED|website]] [[Homosexuality|happenings]] at your earliest convenience kthx <3 {{User:Oblique/sig}} 05:51, 5 November 2012 (EST)

== Guess who's back baby? ==

It's me. You're all fucked. [[User:Pamaderp|Pamaderp]] 06:19, 5 November 2012 (EST)

== SANDY DID VX ==

It stole my internets and there was much weeping. Come daylight I'll check that page that you're so eager to flush. Additionally, I shall resume my prescribed task of fellating you through IRC kthx. [[User:VXsalesman| '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VXsalesman|'''BREATHE DEEP''']] 00:26, 6 November 2012 (EST)

== Too big to upload but... ==

[http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20121102/1000/friday_gifdump_63_12.gif FUCKING ACES!] - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 11:03, 7 November 2012 (EST)

== ya ==

I left edit user talk and email privs. So she will reply and make more drama. {{User:Andrés/sig}} 18:33, 8 November 2012 (EST)

== That blanker ==

hey, you think maybe we should have played with him alite more before actually banning him? that could've also added drama to it :D [[User:NKO|NKO]] [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|SPAZ AT ME HERE]] 06:19, 10 November 2012 (EST)
:meh, works for me :D [[User:NKO|NKO]] [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|SPAZ AT ME HERE]] 07:05, 10 November 2012 (EST)
::hey bb, you might want to change the molestation settings for that loser. kthx -[[User:NKO|NKO]] [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|SPAZ AT ME HERE]] 07:19, 10 November 2012 (EST)

== hi ==

[[File:Shopped.jpg|center]]

[[User:Andrés/File:KaleGlinesHimself.png_autistic_analysis|Worse is nothing]]. {{User:Andrés/sig}} 11:51, 10 November 2012 (EST)

==Is there any way...==
To embed music in a page, so when you click it, something plays continuously in the background?[[User:Grindlord|Dildo Baggins]] 00:02, 13 November 2012 (EST)

Awesome! Do you know exactly how to do that? I'm still relatively new to the site.[[User:Grindlord|Dildo Baggins]] 00:02, 13 November 2012 (EST)

:DON'T YOU TALK @ HIPCRIME YOU PLEB SCUM {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}01:03, 13 November 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}   [[File:Mike the Grate.png|66px|HorseFuckers Inc.]]
::ignore her^. she's on one tonight. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:08, 13 November 2012 (EST)
:::Mike is mean! <nowiki>(;_;)</nowiki> - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 00:38, 13 November 2012 (EST)

== <3 ==
[[File:GCHC.png|frame|right|- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 02:06, 15 November 2012 (EST)]]
[[File:Grumpy Cat & Associate.jpg|frame|left|- [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 20:59, 14 November 2012 (EST)]]

* http://www.catgifpage.com/ :D - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 01:29, 16 November 2012 (EST)
{{clear}}

== Autoplay on YT videos ==

For some reason, I can't get auto-play to work with YouTube video on my talk page. I asked [[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr.Jonzz]] about it because I couldn't get it to work, and neither could he, so I was wondering if you knew why it wasn't working, or if I did something wrong.--[[User:CrackRabbit|'''CrackRabbit''']] [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']] [[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''contribs''']] 23:17, 14 November 2012 (EST)
:When I recommended asking a sysop about this I should probably have stipulated "ask a sysop who knows how to internet; anyone apart from Hipcrime basically..." - PROVE ME WRONG O BEARDED ONE! [[LOL|:D]] - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 23:39, 14 November 2012 (EST)
::i couldn't have said it better myself. [[:File:Mike the Great IRL.jpg|Mike]] is particularly good at this kind of stuff. :P -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:54, 15 November 2012 (EST)

== Thanks bro again. ==

^ [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 21:21, 15 November 2012 (EST)

== Need to replace an image ==

Found the original version of this picture:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wiipiss.jpg

Needs replaced with this one:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wiipiss2.jpg

[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 13:52, 16 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR
:Thanks! [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 14:00, 16 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

:Found another pic that needs restoring, this time a screencap of some Facebook drama:

:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:ScumFBdrama.jpg (original)

:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:ScumFBdramalarge.jpg (the replacement)

:[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 21:23, 19 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

::Found some more pics that need replaced, did ask Mr Jonzz if he wouldn't mind handling it, but he's on his phone right now, so if you have some time, would you mind handling it?

::You can find them on [[User talk:Mr Jonzz|his talkpage.]] [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 09:37, 23 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

== Don't think the 2009 Golden Ipod picture exists anymore ==

Since it seems my ideas for arranging categories suck ([[User:Mike the Great|Mike]] told me they were a bit of a clusterfuck, which after he explained why I have to admit makes a lot of sense), I decided to go see if I couldn't find more wanted pictures ED is missing (and I'll leave the categories to you and the more experienced EDiots since I still seem to be [[Retard|an idiot]] in that area.).

Unfortunately, I don't think the Internet has a copy of the 2009 [[Golden iPod]] picture anymore.

I searched Google, Tineye, and the Wayback Machine for quite awhile, and all the other images can be found in some form or fashion, but the 2009 one seems to be gone from the internet, unless someone saved a private copy they don't mind reuploading.

The only other person who might have a copy would probably be a certain [[Girlvinyl|fatass]], but given how none of the [[Lulz|"offensive"]] shit is on her coat hangered abortion of a website, she probably deleted all the shit she didn't use for OhShitternet or something, so unless I didn't look hard enough, I wasn't even able to find a low res thumbnail of the 2009 picture.

If you have any leads, I wouldn't mind doing the hard work of tracking it down and adding it back to ED. In the meantime, I'll be searching for other wanted pictures whenever I don't have other shit to do. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 00:12, 18 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR
:Thanks for the info. The category cleanup seems to be more or less done (you and Andres got the rest Mike didn't get to from what I can tell by checking the recent changes, sorry for the trouble), but speaking of categories, I do think we'll need a category for images that cannot be found and must either be privately donated from personal archives or recreated by hand like that Golden iPod photo, and it should probably be reserved for pictures that have been verified impossible to find using the usual resources. If you and the other sysops think it's a good idea, I wouldn't mind helping put together a list of stuff like that while replacing all the stuff that can otherwise be found. In fact, if I get made EDitor, I plan to spend most of my time finding as many pictures as possible because I remember how nice the original ED looked in the pix department and I want to help restore the current site back to it's former glory.

:I also learned that category related crap is something I need to get sysop approval/consensus on before I do anything, so I'll make sure I get sysop approval before shifting that stuff around again so you guys don't have to do anymore cleanup BS than you have to already. [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 15:58, 18 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

== im srry? ==

srry for reverting you... didnt know that reverting a sysop can get you raped '''[[User:NKO|NKO]]''' [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|PLZ RÆP MAH FACE]] 10:54, 20 November 2012 (EST)
: :D '''[[User:NKO|NKO]]''' [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|PLZ RÆP MAH FACE]] 10:57, 20 November 2012 (EST)

== Status quo ==

You should get your people to automatically ban any user who just made an account within 24-48 hours that just recently edited the Grace Saunders article. No newfag has ever heard of Grace Saunders and I doubt they would randomly search for him and add in information. This kind of sock puppetry should have been easily spotted within minutes but everyone is so fucking blind. [[User:Lord Tony|Lord Tony]] 04:43, 23 November 2012 (EST)

==BAAW==
My entire Talk page. I don't even fucking know. DonutHole created a new page just to tell me some editor who has been sort of but not really contributing to an article I too work on has an ED page. Whoopedy fucking doo. Anyway, I can't seem to find the revert button and get all the shit that was on there before, back onto my talk page. LoveTheLulz is also a massive faggot and I don't want them getting their sticky fingers on my article anyfuckingmore. Any help to be given there?
[[User:FacePalmVeteran|FacePalmVeteran]] 23:08, 23 November 2012 (EST)

== If it's sinks, I drinks... ==

[[File:Cat Sink Drink.png|left|150px]] :D - [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:Jonzz.png|27px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 06:20, 24 November 2012 (EST)

== My bad ==

I thought Irategenius wanted to archive the page. If it's not too much to ask, may you flush the archive I made? -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 09:44, 24 November 2012 (EST)

:Thanks. -[[User:Gray|Gray]] 09:48, 24 November 2012 (EST)

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== argh ==

hey man, i wanna make an article to work on for a while because i only have so much on the guy. working hard on getting more though. anyway, how do i make a user page again to like, work on it and it not being published yet?
i just forgot man, shit im getting old i guess. i completely forgot. feel free to like laugh about it. hehe. of course. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 17:02, 1 March 2014 (EST)
* nevermind man i just after i posted this remembered it had to be in my history how i did that, and sure enough, there it was. christ. autistic moment i guess. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 17:03, 1 March 2014 (EST)

== spam ==
stop spamming the recent changes or i'll be forced to shut down your account, thanks [[User:Oliver Hart|Oliver Hart]] 17:33, 3 March 2014 (EST)

== found this ==

[[Fortune DaHusky]], you'll find this in the morning, enjoy. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] [https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 05:53, 7 March 2014 (EST)

== IMO ==

[[User:Hipcrime/sexy_Wikipedians|This]] is some of the best stuff we have regarding TOW. You know they've seen it, and you know they're '''pissed'''. By standards of quality, this is easily mainspace material... but then everyone and his brother would wreck your marvelous creation. Unless it was <nowiki>{{perfect}}</nowiki> and locked, perhaps... ?

Pay no heed to my awestruck ramblings. I'm just a [[The 1000 Titles of Hipcrime|hopeless fanboy]] of the 'crime. &hearts; [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] &hearts; 22:38, 7 March 2014 (EST) &hearts;

== my penis ==

: :o what are you doing with that --[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] 12:11, 9 March 2014 (EDT)

== [[User:An8thg|An8thg]] ==

Hey, remember how this guy keeps creating multiple accounts? Yeah he's back alright. Would you like to help me ban his socks if you get the chance to? TY. {{user:NKO/sig}} 17:05, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
:As far as I know, you're up to date. But would you mind banning that socker when ever you're up? He'll usually do something like "AN8THGWIZ" or "Z I W G H T 8 N A" or some shit like that. Check my logs, you'll see most of the pattern there. {{user:NKO/sig}} 17:16, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
::Luv u man {{user:NKO/sig}} 17:41, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
:::[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk%3ANKO&action=historysubmit&diff=631540&oldid=631535 lol] i didn't notice til now {{user:NKO/sig}} 21:53, 11 March 2014 (EDT)

== yo ==

You and I should talk when you're on here next [[User:Sickpuppy66|sickpuppy]] 13:27, 15 March 2014 (EDT)

== halp ==

Not sure if bot or someone is doing it wrong: [[Sarajevo bloedbad]] [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 18:34, 17 March 2014 (EDT)

== Miriam Weeks ==

lol I didn't know u were gay? not that theres anything wrong with that, of course. say being the complete demented pervo that I am I just so happened to have download a whole slew of her whore philanthrofisting. If you want I can make a slew of captures and we can slap it on her page like the cheap fucking slut whore cunt she is. yeah no i'm not angry with her, i just love going overboard with the words here. I really am a pervert btw, I mean as long as we're honest, you're gay, and i'm a fucking pervert. I guess it goes with the [[internet|territory]] I suppose. True story: First time I seen [[1_Guy_1_Jar|1 Guy 1 Jar]] I was eating dinner. Only after I watched the entire thing I realized I was eating dinner throughout. Now you'd say that gives me bragging rights (some may say that) but I felt ashamed and did a literal facepalm, thinking about what the fuck was wrong with me.

Anytits, you want me to make some captures, I can do that. May I recommend many shots of her work for "Facial Abuse".cum? I mean that shit is a gem. She looks miserable throughout the whole damn thing. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 20:07, 18 March 2014 (EDT)

*Yeah I dumped the pics on the Miriam Weeks page like guys dump their jizz on her face. Hope u like em hehe. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 21:23, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

== I made this for you ==

<center>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLdz2WQQNY [http://encyclopediadramatica.es/User:Sickpuppy66/Lyrics#.22Hipcrime_Lieks_Mudkipz.22 (Lyrics)] [[User:sickpuppy66|sickpuppy]] • [[User_talk:Sickpuppy66|reply]] 07:29, 21 March 2014 (EDT)</center>
[[File:50_mudkips.jpg|780px]]

== Pam Tape ==

Lol I just listened to the entire thing. '''The Pam Tapes''' is the perfect title for it. My favorite parts were the constant "you're a loser"s and the "get it, got it, good." And of course your brother saying "if this is the lesbian bitch next door that wants my mother's pussy..." I can only imagine the surprise a telemarketer waiting to leave a message on your phone had upon being greeted with that awesome message.

Also, thank you for the [http://encyclopediadramatica.es/User:Hipcrime/personal_fap_vault#Sexy_EDiots sexy EDiot induction], bae <3. I am honored [[User:sickpuppy66|sickpuppy]] • [[User_talk:Sickpuppy66|reply]] 06:13, 22 March 2014 (EDT)

== Yesh, thanks2u ==

Thank you for going over and perfecting my contributions. I don't write articles for recognition or seals of approval, but feedback always helps. I'm still learning all the wiki code and deciding how much ED lore to sprinkle into my writing style, and I learn by watching what you guys add to my work. 
tl:dr: you're [[awesome]]. [[User:sickpuppy66|sickpuppy]] • [[User_talk:Sickpuppy66|reply]] 04:01, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

== Re:contribs ==

In all honesty, I've only made one edit to Wikipedia in my entire life that I can remember, and that was adding the fact that you never get to see Professor Farnsworth's eyes in his Futurama article. That was years ago, and it doesn't look like it even made the final cut. [[User:sickpuppy66|sickpuppy]] • [[User_talk:Sickpuppy66|reply]] 19:21, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

== You should ==

send me an email through the wiki with a valid return address. [[User:sickpuppy66|sickpuppy]] • [[User_talk:Sickpuppy66|reply]] 15:56, 25 March 2014 (EDT)

== a gift from me 2 u ==

[[File:sharpie_oliver.jpg|800px]]

== hipcrime_dream.png ==

[[File:Hipcrime heaven.png]]
[[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 04:19, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

== Can I get a rollback on the [[Onigojirakaiju]] page? ==

Some fag removed a ton of shit and edited over it to make the auto reversion not put the info back. I tried to roll it back myself and it said something about conflicting edits.

Please roll it back to [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Onigojirakaiju&diff=636382&oldid=617868 this edit.] Thanks. [[User:Mammamiaomg|Are you butthurt?]][[File:Hello.jpg|60px]] [[User talk:Mammamiaomg|BAWWW here.]] 14:29, 28 March 2014 (EDT)

== that article ==

<nowiki>sawwy :<</nowiki> {{user:NKO/sig}} 17:13, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

== lold the hardest at this one ==

http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/03/tumblr_n2qcicOMFN1tput0uo1_500.gif [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 23:17, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

== RE: ==

ilu [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 12:48, 2 April 2014 (EDT)

== re: weev ==

[http://techcrunch.com/2014/04/11/weev-is-free/ yes] [[User:Oliver Hart|Oliver Hart]] 20:03, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

== RE: IRC==

Hey man yeah, I just need to know how to get into my dildomail again, I wrote everything you said down but then lost it like an idiot. fb message me if it involves passwords and secrecy [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 14:35, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

== Why are thou facepalming? ==

:V --[[User:AlexMercer|AlexFaggot'']][[User talk:AlexMercer|Lets Fuck]] 12:03, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

== Xmas musical ==

Did [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxmBSEpoNPM this] ever happen? I would like to hear it if it did pls. Also, putting in my early request for audition for Dramatica Xmas Musical 2014.[[User:Sickpuppy66|  Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|Lurking Wolf|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy66]] 12:15, 25 April 2014 (EDT)
:And I'm still not an sysop yet :c ... guess I better get started on these... {{EatingDicks|Me,}}[[User:Sickpuppy66|  Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|Lurking Wolf|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy66]] 18:38, 26 April 2014 (EDT)

== Trouble with pic uploads ==

I'm trying to upload this picture http://i.imgur.com/Ea0lVe5.png for the Roosh V article,but whenever I try to upload, the warning pops up and says the MIME type doesn't match. Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong here ? [[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:34, 26 April 2014 (EDT)

== Re: rewrite ==

I would have to do a little research on them after work someday, as the only thing I (and everyone else, I'm sure) know about them is:
#[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrL9MV6jSk That one annoying song they did.]
#The one guy's suicide (which the author failed to even mention for whatever reason).

And LOL at your Freudian slip, {{bigred|HIPCREAM}}.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 10:53, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

== herro ==

I was reviewing a new article and thought [[Hellkiller777#Camwhore_session|this]] might be of interest to you. Regards, [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 18:39, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

== <3 ==

<Youtube>8MC0G-Lbuuk</youtube>

<big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 08:36, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

== Me Wanna be a Admin ==

Hey Hipcrime,

How do I become an Admin? Because I would pretty please with a cherry on top become one!!!!! '''[[User:McAusten|McAusten!!!!!!]]''' ''([[User talk:McAusten|shitty complaints]])'' ''([[Special:Contributions/McAusten|me not giving a fuck]])'' 08:38, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

== Lovelord Hipcrime ==

Your endearing title of [[Template:EDGov|Perversion Expert]] is very befitting for me. <3 When I find time away from work/gym/outdoor activities, I plan on creating articles for missing subjects such as [[aquaphilia]], breath control, and of course [[Foot Fetish|foot fetish]]. I would be honored if you'd work with me and lend your expertise in those fields, particularly with that last one. :)  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 13:24, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

:Lol @ midget foot porn... we just might have to use that pic later when I get around to starting a foot fetish article. Also, [http://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/474841373863342080 that nightrider hair!] If I still cared for social networking, I would deffo follow your Twitter account, bby. <3  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 09:15, 21 June 2014 (EDT)

== LOL wtf? ==

Ya up for a [http://www.collarspace.com/details.asp?px=sickpuppy66&bhcp=1 cup of coffee] sometime, big guy?  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 22:41, 4 July 2014 (EDT)

== You like slap slap slapping? ==

You've but to ask, fren. It's, uh... a bro thing? Yeah, that's what I'll tell myself. [[User:VX|<big> '''VX''' </big>]] <big>•</big> [[File:NSDAP alt.png|55px|link=User talk:VX]] 23:41, 8 July 2014 (EDT)
:Yeah, I'll be a strong arm to the glory hole. "Oh, you wanna fuck with this guy? '''COCKSLAP'''"... unless, you know, this guy wanted it. I'd totally be down to shitting on some WMF steps, especially if young master Oliver was there. I'd be sure to lay drunk for days, ya know, cuz that's how you get the real slimy stuff. Also.... poko-senpai don't idle no more. Can't really blame, but I've been trying to fix shit. Still... ;_; [[User:VX|<big> '''VX''' </big>]] <big>•</big> [[File:NSDAP alt.png|55px|link=User talk:VX]] 00:32, 9 July 2014 (EDT)

== Re: AOTN ==

Np, I figured [[Weed|said]] [[File_talk:Foot_fet_Gojiiraaa.jpg|distraction]] was to blame. And I won't be reverting the image/hookline for that entry because yours is better.

Your new user page music is lovely in the sense of blue skies and mountainous mountains under a red sun. I noticed you too had tested to see if the loop play function still worked (I tested it on the [[Template:Pedorape|Pedorape]] template). If I recall properly, that feature was disabled a while ago because people were using it in an annoying fashion.  [[User:Sickpuppy|Sickpuppy]] [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]] 08:46, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

P.S. [[:File:Hipcrime_bait.jpg|Maryjuwanna]] is bad, mmmkay?

== Dongs ==

Hello fren. [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 03:41, 26 July 2014 (EDT)
:OH MY GOD...... the header says Dongs :O {{User:Oblique/sig}} 07:50, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

== re: anonmgur ==

yeah im gonna relaunch anonmgur as soon as i find a reliable host who wont ban it and not give me the images like dreamhost did. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:13, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
:Sounds good :) --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:20, 3 August 2014 (EDT)

== : ) ==

Ty u for the AIDS bb <3333 - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 01:38, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

== molested 2 fuck ==

i haev been violated. HAI WAZZUP --[[User:NekoArc|NekoArc]] 01:53, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
: I enjoyed it :3 --[[User:NekoArc|NekoArc]] 01:58, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

== RE:raped ==

Thanks. I was getting jealous, and for good reason. <3 [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 03:05, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

== hi ==

i dont recall ever being b& by u, its an honor{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 22:55, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
:i really dont enjoy reverting you, and plus its making zaiger want my head on a spear if i continue. can we please meet in the middle somewhere or something, i'd definitely be willing to compromise{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 23:02, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

== compromise ==

I'll see what I can do. As for the meepsheep article?{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 23:40, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

== Sickpuppy ==

[[User:Vermin|is back!]] [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 14:10, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

== Page views. ==

After reading that reply you made, I was curious as to if there is some way to check how many hits an article gets, or if that is only an admin power. Excuse me for the retard question. [[User:Sphotof|Sphotof]] 16:38, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

: I should focus on the fine print next time :f Thanks. [[User:Sphotof|Sphotof]] 17:10, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

== Cool4Cats ==

What are you going to do now that Hello Kitty isn't a cat?

Also, when is the updated version with Taokaka and Tango coming? ;_;

{{User:Sphotof/Sig}} 03:28, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

== dildomail ==

I would be honored, good sir. [[User:VX|<big> '''VX''' </big>]] <big>•</big> [[File:SS.png|25px|link=User talk:VX]] 18:12, 10 September 2014 (EDT)

== Do you use Firefox? ==

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var users = [
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This is a grease monkey script that I've used for quite sometime. It allows you to 'ignore' users in recent changes. Should you want to use it and need help setting it up let me know. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 05:09, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

== I'm sorry ==

I realize u put a lot of effort into that article. I didn't mean to offend u by deleting it, just trying to keep the peace. I undeleted it. and renamed it to [[Vermin]] at his request. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 05:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

and i wasn't trying to be a dick, but you seriously just publicly called me a jerk, condescending, and other shit when i've never said anything shitty to you before. wtf man? you're following me on the forums, you could have just sent me a PM if you needed to talk to me about something. [[User:Vermin|vermin]] 09:43, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

== is everything ok? ==

Anything I can do? --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 15:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)
:Ok cool good to know. You are very much appreciated here. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 20:26, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

== raep ==

so does [[Special:Log/block/hipcrime|this]] mean you're not mad at me anymore and we can go back to working together on ED as a team? [[User:Vermin|vermin]] 18:55, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

== Re: tinychat ==

for sure mayn, we'll invite ya next time we set it up. here's a summary of what you missed the other night: {{EDF||619666|"i live in a tent inside the moon"}} 
good times, good fun.  [[User_talk:Vermin|vermin]] [[File:vermin shadow rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]] 10:26, 19 October 2014 (EDT)

== Oh shiii-- ==

<video type="youtube" id="Opub5GavUmo&start=190&end=220" height="352" width="425" position="left" frame:"true" /> 
This song.. by the same band who wrote [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOGy3tluSI8 Sickpuppy's theme]...
{{quote|Everybody knows, that kitty cats and kittens are friends...}}{{quote|Don't kill [[:File:Henrietta_animated.gif|Henrietta]]...}}
 Coincidence??  [[User_talk:Vermin|vermin]] [[File:vermin shadow rat.jpg|26px|link=User:Vermin]] 15:52, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

:[[File:Moarknow.png]] Makes sense, that song being about Henrietta Meow Meow.
:I never made the connection before you pointed it out.

:Anyway, I tried emailing you but I'm not sure which address you're actively checking these days. Do you still use IRC?   [[User:Vermin|vermin]] [[File:vermin shadow rat.jpg|26px|link=User_talk:Vermin]] 09:28, 27 October 2014 (EDT)

== im sorry ive been so bad to you. ==

So here's a quick penis shot [[image:for_hipcrime.jpg]]

== you are welcome ==

Hopefully the turgidity is satisfactory. [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 18:39, 1 November 2014 (EDT)

== Crunchy stoner type 4 u ==

[http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=XyjXV-S863- You like? :>] He's 19, she's 18. The soundtrack they're fucking to is [[Weed|Kottonmouth Kings]].  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|35px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  10:38, 6 November 2014 (EST)

:ah, dildomail has been taken over again, I see... well, email me from a different address so I can re-send those messages to you then, k?  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|35px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  11:32, 7 November 2014 (EST)

== MRAs ==

Considering how you mostly wrote the article on Roosh, are you planning on doing some shit with MRAs, like a full-fledged article in the future?--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 22:52, 20 November 2014 (EST)

== lolllll ==

Look what I just found: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=819696328063386&set=pb.100000690794398.-2207520000.1416243677.&type=3&theater

Coincidentally it's from the same [[MySpace|era]]/photo set that [[Schnookums|my stalker]] discovered and revealed from the old ED.

Dem comments, tho!  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  10:24, 21 November 2014 (EST)

:Here's another one you'll dig: {{tumblr|allthingsmalefeet}}.  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  12:51, 21 November 2014 (EST)

== twitter dox threat screenshot ==

Pretty sure its Onideus, same style of writing, especially the way he says gawd, also file was uploaded the same day he mentioned it on his facebook (Oni Deus), and uses the same source --[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] 17:59, 26 November 2014 (EST)
==Broken CSS?==
The entire wiki seems to have been broken. No more pretty "edit" button, no more searchbar at the left... [[User:Antonov|Antonov]] 19:21, 28 November 2014 (EST)
:FUCK OFF I WAS TRYING TO UPLOAD NOODZ ALSO GET ON IRC [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] [{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 15:56, 29 November 2014 (EST)
::DO IT, FAGGOT.  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  09:35, 1 December 2014 (EST)

:<youtube>gvlhHJNppQg</youtube>
::-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:10, 29 November 2014 (EST)

:::{{bigred|oh all right}} -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:36, 1 December 2014 (EST)

== MY DICK ==

IF I TAKE A PICTURE OF MY DICK AND UPLOAD IT TO WIKI WHEN DRUNK WILL YOU JACK OFF TO IT AND CUM MY GAY WEASEL FRIEND [[User:Snaggletoothsies|Snaggletoothsies]] 15:39, 29 November 2014 (EST)
:yes. see your talkpage. no IRC atm however. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:11, 29 November 2014 (EST)

== Re: Operation Overlord ==

Unfortunately, my old computer died and I lost the images I had for that with it. I apologize. - [[User:Vinland|Vinland]] 01:11, 7 December 2014 (EST)

== Merry early xxxmas from the filthiest! ==

[http://i.imgur.com/r5dPBPT.jpg :>]  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  02:46, 7 December 2014 (EST)

== Hey there ==

I placed my magnificent requested turd on the [[Men's_Rights_Activist|Men hating page]] only to be devastated by its removal. Can you guys make sure it stays on there? --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|talk]]) 08:13, 7 December 2014 (EST)

== Re: Vimeo ==

It doesn't appear to be working anymore for some reason, as evidenced [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/26#Jimmy_Wales_by_Pricasso here] and just below:

<video type="vimeo" id="114602096" width="200" height="300" position="center" />  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  10:52, 18 December 2014 (EST)

:Oh no, I have no intention of changing your AOTN. In fact, that was what I was attempting to convey in the TJC, that we could use more help actively setting the XOTNs, especially if there are new editors who've got that twinkle in their eyes. I was off the grid for a while and spending a lot of my free time online, but I recently bought myself a Wii U and the new Smash Bros game and have been hanging out with friends on my days off from work, so I'm unable to help maintain the main page as much as I was before.  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  02:43, 21 December 2014 (EST)

I might help you vermin if zaiger stops accusing me of being someone's sock :/ [[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=User_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]][[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=Special:Contributions/Tigercommander]] 02:55, 21 December 2014 (EST)
:Yeah man, that'd be cool. I see you actively working on things here and posting on the forums. But tbh you brought that accusation on yourself if you logged into the [[User:Snaggletoothsies|bugmenot account]] Schnookums was using to vandalize admin's user pages with (the password used to be on its user page before it was deleted off of there after your IP matched its). Prolly didn't help when you said [[Banned#Ban_evasion|"it was my brother who did it"]] and later [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Tigercommander&diff=696017&oldid=695889 edited over that statement] to blame it on a VPN. Zaiger's the only one who can give you editor/admin privs, so you'd wanna do whatever you can to appease his suspicions and appreciate that he's just doing his job of defending his wiki.  [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin icon.jpg|31px|link=User_talk:Vermin]]  10:25, 21 December 2014 (EST)

I understand he is doing it for ED, but i only logged into that account to see if it works :/, curiosity kills i guess.. [[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=User_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]][[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=Special:Contributions/Tigercommander]] 11:38, 21 December 2014 (EST)

And me saying it was my brother was because i got nervous, I only logged into it for a sec to test it, It said you can log in to have some free annon fun, well, they lied.. [[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=User_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]][[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=Special:Contributions/Tigercommander]] 11:43, 21 December 2014 (EST)

== The reason ==

The reason I took my feces of the mens rights activists page is because I think right now new ED doesn't deserve them. I was going to do something incredible for ED this Christmas, but backed out because of CobaltCat and my feces being removed, continuously, from the actual mens right activists page. You see, in the old days of ED a page like that wouldn't have seen the light of day, it would have been vandalized all to fuck. The only reason I took a shit on it is because nobody else would do it. I wanna see that page vandalized and raped beyond repair by lots and lots of ED members, but I ain't seeing it. Instead I see people like CobaltCat and others protecting it, it doesn't make any sense. This is worse than what GirlVinyl did to ED. At least with "ohinternet" it was completely replaced by another shitty page. This, however, looks like ED, smells like ED, feels like ED.... but it's not my ED. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TEARSGALORE]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|talk]]) 08:14, 21 December 2014 (EST)
:Are you still saturating talk pages with your tears? If you don't like others challenging your edits, then go back to posing as a pre-teen girl on YouTube, dude. The irony in what you're saying about "new ED" is amusing, considering you keep fagging it up with your sensitive snowflake shit.   <table style="border:.5em solid white; {{roundy|.9em}}; background-color:darkred; width:auto; margin:0 0"><tr><td style="{{#if:|color:{{{color}}};}}">[[File:Vermin-sig.jpg|125px|link=User:Vermin]]</td></tr></table> 10:31, 26 December 2014 (EST)

== Merry EDmas 2u, friend ==

{{EDFthread|merry-xxxmas-from-vermin.20167|Merry XXXmas from vermin}}   <table style="border:.5em solid white; {{roundy|.9em}}; background-color:darkred; width:auto; margin:0 0"><tr><td style="{{#if:|color:{{{color}}};}}">[[File:Vermin-sig.jpg|125px|link=User:Vermin]]</td></tr></table> 04:47, 25 December 2014 (EST)
:Aw, you don't need to get me anything. I've been a naughty rodent this year anyway! :>   <table style="border:.5em solid white; {{roundy|.9em}}; background-color:darkred; width:auto; margin:0 0"><tr><td style="{{#if:|color:{{{color}}};}}">[[File:Vermin-sig.jpg|125px|link=User:Vermin]]</td></tr></table> 10:32, 26 December 2014 (EST)

== required viewing ==

<youtube>q2K5BxUuBH8</youtube>
[[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|50px]] 21:05, 27 December 2014 (EST)
:"Alex Torres" wouldn't know positivity if it slapped him in the face. [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|50px]] 21:34, 27 December 2014 (EST)

== yes hello ==

plz to be getting on skype [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 04:33, 6 January 2015 (EST)

== Hai2u friend ==

Hope your new year and has been good so far, and hope you've been feeling better.

One of my friends sent me a "foot tease" video as a late Christmas present that I imagine you might enjoy, so here it is. :>
<youtube>K4WHJhXuKlY</youtube>
He used to get a kick out of wearing the same socks for days and letting his feet get real pungent, and then asking everyone to smell em. I for one never declined! ;>
 [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin sk8r rat.jpg|25px|link=User_talk:Vermin]] 18:21, 16 January 2015 (EST)

== thx ==

{{fifty|Emote Pop tart cat.gif}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 05:51, 17 January 2015 (EST)

== [[Peter Coffin]] ==

While studying this guy's videos for psychological reasons, I stumbled upon something amusing that made me think of you. His oldest video, uploaded back in 2006:
<youtube>Y0aLSv3cxW0</youtube>
It's also worth mentioning that he exhibits effeminate speech patterns and body language. Get him, tiger! :> [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User_talk:Vermin]] 11:24, 28 January 2015 (EST)

== Shibby ==

Well hey, what's goin' on in hipcrime's square? VX is being a little too formal with me regarding a request I posted to Needed/Proposed, so I wanted to make sure you're not misunderstanding my message like he apparently did.

You see, I like the article you wrote about me, which is why I voted to restore it. Yes, the inclusion of the fictional "IRC vs EDF" civil war was lame, but that's not a big deal. But you see, it seems like after everything got put out on the table, and everyone became cool again, the article just stopped. It's now unfinished and outdated, and I was merely hoping for it to be expanded with my post to N/P.

It's disappointing to me how so few are willing to playfully engage each other on ED these days. Some of it is being written off as "being a dick," when really it's just being done in the spirit of the site. Some of it gets ignored because people don't want to be seen as weak for "giving into/falling for trolling." I think you catch my drift.

Anyway, before I get too off topic, I was only asking anyone out there to add *more* satire to the article, since I'm so open about my natural lifestyle, my personal interests, and my taste in women. Asking a pre-existing article to be expanded isn't "vanity," either. Hell, if my article *were* a dick-sucking vanity page, I *would* have asked zaiger to delete it! But that's just me. :> [[User:Vermin|Vermin]]  [[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User_talk:Vermin]] 02:11, 30 January 2015 (EST)

== hello known homosexual hipcrime ==

i fixed the thing you put on junius's talk. i am very good at computer. <3 {{User:Oblique/sig}} 19:18, 30 January 2015 (EST)
:Thanks, Oblique. The template was set to float left, so [[Template:Clear]] was needed. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 19:29, 30 January 2015 (EST)

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== :D ==

{{frame|[[File:FDFB Cheetah.png|link=Bukkake Milk|FDFB!]]|border=black|background=white}} <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 00:38, 7 September 2013 (EDT)
{{clear}}

==ily==
<3
Miss hearing from you.
And i'm not dead, just been working out alot. [[User:Mejoe|Mejoe]] 23:26, 1 January 2014 (EST)
== VD prize nomination for may onwards ==

get in [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Vox_Dramatica_prize#may '13 onwards needs laureates|here]] pls.--[[File:Desu exploitable.png|40px|link=User:CrackRabbit]] [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 00:30, 29 September 2013 (EDT)

== Hai Hipcrime! ==

I've been away for awhile, glad to see ED is still alive and kicking! Even better, glad to see you and everyone else is here too.

Currently have been watching some lolcow, gathering the material needed to make an article on him, and hopefully, I can get back to contributing some lulz soon, had some other personal crap I had to deal with in the meantime.

Anyway, just wanted to let somebody here know I'm not dead. '''''[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]]''''' --> [[File:Pwning trollcat.jpg|50px|link=User talk:DarkLordTR|Talk here, n00bs.]] 22:02, 5 October 2013 (EDT)DarlordTR
:Here you go, [[Nate_Spidgewood|my newest article]]. Thanks for the reply. '''''[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]]''''' --> [[File:Pwning trollcat.jpg|50px|link=User talk:DarkLordTR|Talk here, n00bs.]] 21:57, 7 October 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR
::excellent. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Herduliekmudkipzz.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:26, 7 October 2013 (EDT)

== Vandalism ==

Can you please handle [[Special:Contributions/DestroyED|this vandal]]. I'm not a sysop anymore. Also, why aren't sysops active on the IRC anymore? --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 15:19, 13 October 2013 (EDT)
:Meepsheep took care of it. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 15:38, 13 October 2013 (EDT)

== RE: IRC ==

Thanks for letting me know. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 19:32, 13 October 2013 (EDT)

== RE: ==

You're welcome. I am investigating how to implement that to be compatible with Morphquote but at the moment no such luck. Will try again later. Also I added position=relative to Quote, you can see the talk page for a demonstration. PS <3 [[File:IST captain.png|48px|image|link=User talk:Interstellar Shipping & Trading]]  [[User talk:Interstellar Shipping & Trading|Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co.]] 18:19, 9 November 2013 (EST)

== RE: halp, please ==

[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=The_Rejection_Line&diff=592652&oldid=512583 Fixed]. It was due to the "nowiki" tags that [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=The_Rejection_Line&diff=460930&oldid=272699 Gray added] in December 2012. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 00:01, 20 November 2013 (EST)
:You're welcome. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 07:06, 20 November 2013 (EST)

== RE: Weezus Christ ==

That image was actually uploaded by an EDF2 member Weezus Christ. I don't know the specifics. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 00:57, 23 November 2013 (EST)

== "rock dots" ==
That's called an umlaut, or a metal umlaut when used superfluously. Also why haven't you fellated me yet [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 01:17, 23 November 2013 (EST)

:What you just said was far more entertaining than the standard suckysuck. [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 01:49, 23 November 2013 (EST)

== tow flunkies ==

{{quote|Steven Walling CC license from Wikipedia. I'm not sure why Mr Walling dislikes this photo. He seems like a charming fellow, and I kinda want to eat his ass.}}
Damn you, I choked while laughing at this. Same with the Jorm macro. [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 13:50, 1 December 2013 (EST)
:[[File:Jorm ED.png|Jorm Approved]] Probably unfunny as all hell, but I still like it. [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 12:31, 2 December 2013 (EST)

== <3 ==

[[File:I Want You.png|:D]] 
<big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 00:23, 3 December 2013 (EST)

Well that certainly saves my having to source the morning fap-material! <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 01:16, 3 December 2013 (EST)
:Are those some sweet, sweet Hipnudes?? [[File:Gonna get raped cat.PNG|150px|raep kitty just wants to cuddle]] [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 01:41, 3 December 2013 (EST)

:lol :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Herduliekmudkipzz.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 02:43, 3 December 2013 (EST)

==J.M==

Done... I've made the colors match his sweet shirt. <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 00:55, 6 December 2013 (EST)

== RE:edgov ==

Good idea but I prefer to be a lurker. :D Also #ed-logging is working should /join [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 22:12, 6 December 2013 (EST)
:You can get a VPN for about $5 a month which is nice for evading bans without using TOR. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 22:21, 6 December 2013 (EST)

== RE:overtag ==

[[File:Schnookums dis bread it ermine.jpg|center]]

Yeah, I've seen that in a lot of articles. Most tags are dumb in my opinion, especially ones like <nowiki>{{potential}}</nowiki>. Though we had to suffer through him being on ED so I feel that goodnews is probably the best. In this case we deserve an extended celebration. My thoughts anyways. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 15:28, 8 December 2013 (EST)

[[File:Schnookums fixing ed.jpg|center|frame|brb fixing ED [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 15:23, 10 December 2013 (EST)]]

==ty==

Thanks for sorting out those redirects.... xxx <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 16:19, 10 December 2013 (EST)

== Record Store Cats ==

http://www.dj-rooms.com/record-store-cats/ [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 14:11, 11 December 2013 (EST)

{{frame|<youtube>FqQAcYn5-Vs</youtube>|margin=auto|border=hotpink|background=hotpink}}
:The frame template now offers the same functionality as videoframe, simple add margin=auto and the frame will be centered. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 00:44, 12 December 2013 (EST)

::Added [[Sonmanic]] to my list of articles to sweep and mop. Even if someone is making crap edits, they will improve if we stay out of their way. Otherwise it just makes them nervous which isn't going to help anything. After I finish with Mikemikev I will go back and clean up. I am just glad they are interested in updating the article, and I know you are too. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 01:05, 12 December 2013 (EST)

== Sonmanic ==

When you have a moment could I get your [[Talk:Sonmanic#Removing_content|thoughts]]? [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 05:56, 12 December 2013 (EST)

== yes hello ==

you have been summoned to the gay world of uncyclopedia irc. if you hurry you won't miss the confirmed mike the great sighting. {{User:Oblique/sig}} 19:03, 12 December 2013 (EST)

== [[Thamsanqua Jantjie]] ==

Great catch, IRL chuckle. {{like|[[User talk:VX|VX]]}} 00:06, 14 December 2013 (EST)

== ilu ==

--{{User:Andrés/sig}} 22:57, 14 December 2013 (EST)

== gardner qotn ==

Even by Wikipedian standards, the USI is mind boggling. Also,
{{quote|... the world's 70th most powerful woman.}}
fuckin' lol. [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 14:10, 20 December 2013 (EST)

== ty... ==

...for your kind words, if you think you missed some they can all be found [[User:Mr_Jonzz/OC|here]]. Have a [[fabulous]] Christmas, Boo sends her love. <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ.png|25px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 05:20, 24 December 2013 (EST)

== RE:your trained eye ==

Unsure so I deleted it, no shortage of cock pics on ED anyways. [[File:Xmas_Stinkrat.png|48px|link=User:Schnookums]] 22:19, 24 December 2013 (EST)
:If you edit your article again I'm going to sodomize you with my cock, all night long. You've been warned. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 00:29, 27 December 2013 (EST)

== raping ==

Didn't see [[User:Faggotron‎|Faggotron‎]] on the [[Special:BlockList|BlockList]] or am I missing something obvious? Also poor guy, we need to give him a hug or something. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 15:34, 1 January 2014 (EST)

:Oh, I'm not questioning your judgement, thought you were attempting to unblock? If it helps though, I can review his contribs later. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 15:39, 1 January 2014 (EST)

::Will do so tonight, ya should slip into IRC sometime. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 15:43, 1 January 2014 (EST)

== ily <3 ==

[[User:Awildbeast|Animal]] 20:47, 1 January 2014

:I'm unfortunately hetero-only and I quit coffee many months ago... but maybe we can get together for a smoothie and some bro cuddles? I've tongue-kissed guys before (juicy enough details? No? OK.)
:Alright, fine, your aggressive and clever wording has made a successful direct hit on my inner pride and instinct. The animal in me is screaming to comply with your request and challenge for full body and full frontal nudes. So keep yourself moist and keep my page up until I get around to making a beast of myself for you and all of ED to enjoy -[[User:Awildbeast|Animal]] 08:38, 2 January 2014
::Delivered. You better enjoy. And remove that misleading template too pls -[[User:Awildbeast|Animal]] 11:01, 2 January 2014 (EST)
:::I was told to delete it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 12:01, 2 January 2014 (EST)
::::Harsh. He probably didn't even get a chance to see it, and it was made specially as per his precise request. I hope you saved the copies and links for him, Schnookums. I was only doing what I was told to do, after all. No use fighting with the man though, or letting him get me down. -[[User:awildbeast|Animal]] 13:22, 2 January 2014 (EST)
:::::You are one of the reasons why I love ED. You took a chance and I entertained it and we both had fun. Even if my article (moar like your article now) ultimately ends up getting perma-canned, at least I still got to interact with a family I've looked up to for years. Glad you saved those pics too since they were taken mostly for you (and Schnookums). Many thanks to you as well, friend. -[[User:awildbeast|Animal]] 20:10, 2 January 2014 (EST)

== Ian Watkins ==

I made a page on [[Ian Watkins]] and I put him with the pedoseries template, music template, sex template and britfags template but i can't add him to the template. Any help?

[[User:Terrance and Phillip|Terrance and Phillip]] 20:17, 2 January 2014 (EST)

== Re: Feetz ==

We all like feets. Especially teenage feets. Even more especially, teenage sk8r feets. I can use my GoPro to make a POV video where I'm like Godzilla and crushing the camera with my foot? Simply position ass next to monitor and imagine it entering the hole. We can call it Furzilla.
And congratulations and welcome to the world of furries. You're not alone, because I have been publicly branded as one by you and the fine wiki you represent, and I accept my label proudly with unsettling pride. My new fursuit consists solely of my wolf ear hat I'm wearing in the n00dz, and I hope to mate in it one day soon (PLS soon). I will definitely try to work out a home movie of this event when (or if..) it occurs.
I am adding the link to your article about me to my other profiles too as promised. I love it <3
{{unsigned2|Awildbeast}}
:sorry but feet are just gross [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 01:06, 3 January 2014 (EST)

== Re: Angelic Catalyst Page ==

I actually did not mean to delete anything... I was making an alteration and by the time I realized what happened I couldn't undo it! If you have any advice for me that'd be great... thanks!
{{unsigned2|BathedInSin}}

== When ==

When I was an admin on ED back in 2007 I wasn't a buttflustered little faggot like these guys. Maybe u guys should do something about that and not have 13 year olds as admins anymore. But thats just me. I mean I've been editing very little on ED for many years now, because its been going down the drain, mostly people attempting to take it too seriously. You want my advice: Asides from getting rid of truly illigal shit like CP, ED should not need mods at all. You even have the bots to clear out vandalism. ED needs to flourish as the true lulzy shithole its intended to be when it just started out. That'd be letting ED form to its true potential. Edit wars and trolling should just be allowed. Have people duke it out. I mean after all, isn't that all ED is about? Now they only mention the fights on other sites while the lulz themselves over such fights stay off of ED. That should not be. But those are just my 2cts. Also no this is not my attempt at becoming an admin, because I don't want that. Pardon my french but I'm an old believer in mods = fags. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 20:23, 7 January 2014 (EST)
* Thnx man, and well as long as this place won't turn in to an oh internet, the second coming, I suppose we're still alright. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 20:46, 7 January 2014 (EST)
::{{greentext|>13 year old admins}}
::Fuck you, I'm nearly fifteen, cunt. <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ2k14.png|30px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 20:47, 7 January 2014 (EST)

== I just seen ==

I just seen [[User:Schnookums|Snooki]] or whatever the fuck his name is fix a page I vandalized the fuck out of because its a [[Christopher_Jason_Ross|clear cut case of a self-sucking page]]. I'm sorry but I think we're done here. Peace. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 11:04, 9 January 2014 (EST)

*back in my day we used to destroy self-sucking self-gratification pages by people trying to tell ED how cool and edgy they are. i dunno maybe i'm just old fashioned. but then again, i'm about to give up on ED all together. i'm sorry. but you have to remember the good old days with me, because i think i remember you from that time as well. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 13:59, 9 January 2014 (EST)

** Fair enough. Frankly though I much rather see retarded edit wars and giant lumps of shit. THAT'S what I feel ED should be. And ED has exactly the same problem that every forum, message board and wiki has on the internet: You can't fucking argue with a mod because then you get slapped a ban. You can't argue with a mods friend, because boom you get a fucking ban. It kills any conversation dead, including the lulz. I feel on a fair system the mods and admins shouldn't be posters as well. Because you can't argue with these people or have a nice trolling fight. Your policy says a mod isn't above regular shit people, but really they are. If I argue with little suzy or johnny on here I can have a nice fight, I try that with a moderator I get fitted with a ban while they try and be edgy and fuck with my profile and talk page. Oh ha-ha he/she can't answer this is so funny, we're being so funny u guyz.

You know the very origins of ED where against that. Calling out wikipedia mods and admins like the faggots they are. Thats why ED got started in the first place. It was a nice little bucket to shit in about other systems and the gay politics they ran. Now people come on ED and get the exact same politics.

It ain't good, son. It ain't good at all. This is exactly the future I tried to prevent for ED back in the day. I'm sorry I failed so hard. Then again, I was only one guy fighting against it. And I failed. Oh well fuck it, its just the internet. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 14:34, 9 January 2014 (EST)

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{{quote|Hey you know everybody's talking about the "good old days"
Everybody! The good old days.
Well, let's talk about the good old days...| [[Negress|Gladys Knight]]}}

<center><big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ2k14.png|30px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 14:25, 9 January 2014 (EST)</center>

*Oh I'm sorry did you want some attention too? fuck off while adults are talking. speak when spoken to thats what good little boys and girls do. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 14:34, 9 January 2014 (EST)

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<center><big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ2k14.png|30px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 14:49, 9 January 2014 (EST)</center>

* Now that was a good comeback. Looks like there is some life left in her after all. And by her I mean ED. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 14:53, 9 January 2014 (EST)

== Snooki ==

So for the past hour I've been trying to get an answer from Schnookums why he posted the decapitated dog pictures on my talk and profile page while I was banned. I'd like a reply to that, as well as an apology. Maybe you can talk some sense in to him? I just don't relate that well to early teens anymore, due to my own age. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 15:22, 9 January 2014 (EST)
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=User_talk:Mr_Jonzz&diff=612300&oldid=612295 Their answer, ''sans'' apology.] <big>•</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.'''''''Jonzz''''']] [[File:JNZ2k14.png|30px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 15:45, 9 January 2014 (EST)
**I am getting nowhere with these boys. I despair, I really do. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 15:59, 9 January 2014 (EST)

== ren & stimpy ==

Fuck yes Space Madness was an awesome episode! Black hole was my personal favorite because of all of the fucking weird mutations and the mountain of lost socks. But yeah... its always a good time for ren & stimpy nostalgia. They don't make cartoons like they used to :'( [[User:Spacemadness|Spacemadness]] 04:11, 10 January 2014 (EST)

== Sarah Stierch fired from the Wikimedia Foundation ==

*http://boards.4chan.org/pol/res/25240740
*https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7040820

This isn't helping to convince you that Wikipedia isn't corrupt, is it? [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 12:34, 11 January 2014 (EST)

== RE: nominate yourself plz ==

I'd be honored, I'll be sure to do that right away. [[User:BakaRed|BakaRed]] 23:24, 22 January 2014 (EST)

== I didn't forget last time. ==

Life man. It's been up and down. [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 12:10, 24 January 2014 (EST)

== send this to oliver just to show we're serious ==

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[[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 01:41, 2 February 2014 (EST)
:nah, just show up and say you're responding to the craigslist ad that oliver keyes posted for anonymous poz gay sex [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 02:04, 2 February 2014 (EST)
::perfect [[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 02:34, 2 February 2014 (EST)

== Need some help on digging up some lulz on a banned Wikipedian ==

I recently discovered this [http://childwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page pedophilia apologist] wiki run by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Leucosticte this sick fuck], who has been permanently banned from editing Wikipedia, and a cursory look at some of his edits indicates it was because he was a pedophile apologist and they threw him out for that. The wiki itself is basically a massive shill for letting child rapists get away with molestation (warning, some of the bullshit on that site may induce severe vomiting) in the interests of "child liberation".

I was planning to do an article on this faggotry, but I was wondering if you could help me dig up anything on this pervert, especially why he was banned and any other lulz. I could easily write up more than enough for the wiki itself, but if you know where I can hunt down some lulz on this disgusting asshole, it would be great. '''''[[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]]''''' --> [[File:Pwning trollcat.jpg|50px|link=User talk:DarkLordTR|Talk here, n00bs.]] 01:50, 12 February 2014 (EST)

== dmail ==

works fine for me.--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|'''Talk to me''']]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|'''Contribs''']] 20:12, 13 February 2014 (EST)

== That guy with the child wiki ==

You know, the one we were talking about on [[User_talk:Meepsheep]]'s talk page, he really has issues man. I mean he has a page he wrote about how childsex is a religion he invented in 2014 and it should thus be legal or something, since you know, its a religion. I don't know if he wants tax-exempt status too for this childraping church. I'm telling you this but christ I don't even, well you know that feeling where your brain isn't fully processing shit yet and you're trying to tell somebody about it? Thats me right now typing this to you here, I just thought u should hear it. Sorry about this though. I truly am, in advance. I.... I apologize. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 07:53, 15 February 2014 (EST)

*I think theres definitely something there. His name seemed so familiar. I think I seen this guy before many years ago (like 2007 I think) on youtube. But I'm not entirely sure. Should I dig something up I'll let you know, this guy man, I think he's insane. And I don't just say that, no I mean I actually think he's insane. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 07:48, 16 February 2014 (EST)

** So this faggot has already been convicted for 16 months back in 2010 for threatening Obama no less and after his 3 year supervision is right up back to his old tricks. That prison sentence didn't do him much good. lol. But then again I also read he's heavily medicated, maybe he forgot to take his crazy pills again. --[[User:TROLAHOAR|TROLAHOAR]] 08:16, 17 February 2014 (EST)

== IM A HUGE NOOB ==

Quick question. I was trying to undo some of [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Jenna_Rose&action=history the latest bullshit], and I clicked the "Undo" button for his first edit, hoping it would also undo his second, but it wouldn't work. Is there an way to jump back to an older version of the article via undo, or do you just have to open up the version you want and save it?{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 20:50, 19 February 2014 (EST)
:Thank you sir{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 22:13, 19 February 2014 (EST)

== :) ==

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{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 02:17, 20 February 2014 (EST)

== Requesting deletion of my old article ==
It's come to my attention that my old article "Bradleh Daw Gaim" is cancerous and insulting to the entire website. If someone redoes the article, let them. I'm just asking you remove it because it's completely unfunny, nobody wants to edit it, and I don't remember why I made it.

If you could please do that, I would appreciate it. I'm just tired of looking at that icky page I once made before I knew what I was doing.

Thanks. --[[User:Fearless|Fearless]] 05:50, 21 February 2014 (EST)

==You lost the bradleh game==
*[https://www.facebook.com/bradlehdawgaim The game was updated today, so could this be some vanity shit?]
[[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 09:50, 21 February 2014 (EST)

== RE:Bradleh Daw Gaim ==

Alright, I had a look at [[Bradleh Daw Gaim]]. There is a gameplay video and the external links seem legitimate. My guess is the author, probably a former friend, wrote the article to settle a score then later experienced [[Troll's Remorse|troll's remorse]]. Maybe they are friends again? My opinion is to go ahead and leave it, he shouldn't have written that crap just because he was butthurt and expect us to delete it later. We had a similar experience with the [[Xat]] article. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] [https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply] 10:07, 21 February 2014 (EST)