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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TRUTH IS NEVER SPAM WHEN INERPOL SOUGHT ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKER CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX/DDEAD FUCKED UP OUR SITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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medium.com/@seoanddigitalmarketer/wikialpha-org-page-create-and-approved-for-your-personal-profile-company-7bbc0cecadb6&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales&#039;s umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;TRUTH IS NEVER SPAM WHEN CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX FUCKED UP OUR SITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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medium.com/@seoanddigitalmarketer/wikialpha-org-page-create-and-approved-for-your-personal-profile-company-7bbc0cecadb6&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales&#039;s umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: Undo revision 1876982 by Cat (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales&#039;s umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: Undo revision 1876982 by Cat (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Wikimedia Foundation</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: thanx for the memories, bob hope approved!&lt;/p&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;float:right;width: 315px; border-spacing: 2px; font-size: 90%; text-align: left; &amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=2 align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;font-size: larger; background-color: lightsteelblue;&amp;quot;|&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikimedia Foundation&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
مؤسسة ويكيميديا&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;padding-bottom:1em;text-align:center;&amp;quot; |[[Image:Wikimedia-logo.svg.png|100px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|  &#039;&#039;&#039;Operational&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|  style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot;  | 2003-present &lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|  &#039;&#039;&#039;Address&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | 149 New Montgomery Street&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;San Francisco, CA 94105&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;vertical=align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Led by&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active region(s)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [[Internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
Global&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Ideology&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [[Open source]], [[The Internet is serious business]]&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Status&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | Fraudulent charity&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Website]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; failure&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=3070401,&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;) is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as &amp;quot;[[Jimbo]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;[[Jewbo]]&amp;quot; have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake &amp;quot;[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]].&amp;quot; They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF&#039;s Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]&lt;br /&gt;
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales&#039; cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as: &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call &amp;quot;free content&amp;quot; material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn&#039;t know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from &#039;&#039;Bartlett&#039;s&#039;&#039; and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo&#039;s attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011. &lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It&#039;s main editor, uhhh... I mean, it&#039;s only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the &#039;&#039;magnum opus&#039;&#039; of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious &amp;quot;comedy site&amp;quot; in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo&#039;s company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.&lt;br /&gt;
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look &amp;quot;more important&amp;quot; and more &amp;quot;charity-ish&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Diagram ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fundraising==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|Mad pimpin&#039;, yo (please note that two of these &amp;quot;people&amp;quot; no longer work there, lol)]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$42 million&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$55 million&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;$75 million&#039;&#039;&#039; in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia&#039;s pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site&#039;s limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on &amp;quot;gaffer tape and string&amp;quot;.|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|1=Here&#039;s why it hasn&#039;t happened:  We&#039;re poor.  It&#039;s that simple.  We don&#039;t have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2=&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}&#039;&#039;&#039;|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank goodness these donors are getting their money&#039;s worth:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|“The Foundation has a &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== FAQ on WMF ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;What is the mission of the Foundation ?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Is WMF a charity?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Which projects do they support?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Jimbo Wales&#039; washing machine &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|SW4bn|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Role-playing]] games&lt;br /&gt;
**General racketeering&lt;br /&gt;
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Where does the money come from?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, &amp;quot;private benefactors&amp;quot;. [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Does WMF have audited financial statements?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Does WMF files a tax return?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation&#039;s tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and &#039;&#039;accuracy&#039;&#039;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Revenue:             &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$6,500,000 (donations and the like)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Expenses:            $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Scam fees:           $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Profit for &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;owners&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; embezzlers and parasites:   $FUCKTON&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
*Lila&#039;s salary:       $  280,000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Möller&#039;s butt plugs  $  180,000 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia&#039;s Admins:  $        0&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*You:                 $        0&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimbo&#039;s salary:      $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms&lt;br /&gt;
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== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==&lt;br /&gt;
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]]. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, resigned for unstated health reasons&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mako sexy.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}&#039;&#039;&#039; when he was still sexy&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit) &lt;br /&gt;
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian&lt;br /&gt;
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, the idiot responsible for hiring these people&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, &amp;quot;product manager&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}&#039;&#039;&#039; would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say &#039;I will never meet a woman&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won&#039;t shut up about&lt;br /&gt;
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation&lt;br /&gt;
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Kaldari}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&amp;amp;t=4141 discovered] he operates &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}&#039;&#039;&#039; [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Pine}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. BFF with missing-dong collector &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, left 2015; after only 3 months in his &amp;quot;job&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angela Beesley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tentacle rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Erik Möller]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironholds]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales&#039;s umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They&#039;re hiring! Now it&#039;s your chance to infiltrate]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* External Links */ o yes...thanx or the memories as bob hope sang,,,[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;/p&gt;
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! colspan=2 align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;font-size: larger; background-color: lightsteelblue;&amp;quot;|&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikimedia Foundation&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
مؤسسة ويكيميديا&lt;br /&gt;
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|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|  &#039;&#039;&#039;Operational&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|  style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot;  | 2003-present &lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|  &#039;&#039;&#039;Address&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | 149 New Montgomery Street&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;San Francisco, CA 94105&lt;br /&gt;
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| &#039;&#039;&#039;Led by&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&#039;Active region(s)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [[Internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
Global&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&#039;Ideology&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [[Open source]], [[The Internet is serious business]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&#039;Status&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | Fraudulent charity&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: right;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Website]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;vertical-align: top; text-align: left;&amp;quot; | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;&#039;WMF Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; failure&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=3070401,&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;) is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as &amp;quot;[[Jimbo]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;[[Jewbo]]&amp;quot; have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake &amp;quot;[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]].&amp;quot; They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF&#039;s Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]&lt;br /&gt;
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales&#039; cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as: &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call &amp;quot;free content&amp;quot; material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn&#039;t know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from &#039;&#039;Bartlett&#039;s&#039;&#039; and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo&#039;s attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011. &lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It&#039;s main editor, uhhh... I mean, it&#039;s only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the &#039;&#039;magnum opus&#039;&#039; of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious &amp;quot;comedy site&amp;quot; in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo&#039;s company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.&lt;br /&gt;
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look &amp;quot;more important&amp;quot; and more &amp;quot;charity-ish&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Diagram ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|[[Image:Wikimedia foundation.JPG|center|thumb|600px|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The ugly truth.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;]]|}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fundraising==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|Mad pimpin&#039;, yo (please note that two of these &amp;quot;people&amp;quot; no longer work there, lol)]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$42 million&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$55 million&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;$75 million&#039;&#039;&#039; in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia&#039;s pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site&#039;s limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on &amp;quot;gaffer tape and string&amp;quot;.|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|1=Here&#039;s why it hasn&#039;t happened:  We&#039;re poor.  It&#039;s that simple.  We don&#039;t have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2=&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}&#039;&#039;&#039;|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank goodness these donors are getting their money&#039;s worth:&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|“The Foundation has a &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== FAQ on WMF ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;What is the mission of the Foundation ?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Is WMF a charity?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Which projects do they support?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Jimbo Wales&#039; washing machine &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|SW4bn|}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Role-playing]] games&lt;br /&gt;
**General racketeering&lt;br /&gt;
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Where does the money come from?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, &amp;quot;private benefactors&amp;quot;. [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Does WMF have audited financial statements?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Does WMF files a tax return?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation&#039;s tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and &#039;&#039;accuracy&#039;&#039;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Revenue:             &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;$6,500,000 (donations and the like)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Expenses:            $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Scam fees:           $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Profit for &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;owners&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; embezzlers and parasites:   $FUCKTON&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
*Lila&#039;s salary:       $  280,000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Möller&#039;s butt plugs  $  180,000 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia&#039;s Admins:  $        0&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*You:                 $        0&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimbo&#039;s salary:      $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms&lt;br /&gt;
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== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==&lt;br /&gt;
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]]. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, resigned for unstated health reasons&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mako sexy.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}&#039;&#039;&#039; when he was still sexy&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit) &lt;br /&gt;
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian&lt;br /&gt;
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, the idiot responsible for hiring these people&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, &amp;quot;product manager&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}&#039;&#039;&#039; would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say &#039;I will never meet a woman&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won&#039;t shut up about&lt;br /&gt;
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation&lt;br /&gt;
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Kaldari}}&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&amp;amp;t=4141 discovered] he operates &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}&#039;&#039;&#039; [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. &#039;&#039;&#039;LOL FIRED&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Pine}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. BFF with missing-dong collector &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, left 2015; after only 3 months in his &amp;quot;job&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angela Beesley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tentacle rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Erik Möller]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironholds]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They&#039;re hiring! Now it&#039;s your chance to infiltrate]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Simple Wikipedia</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-22T18:24:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* External Links */ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:SimpleWikipediaVagina.png|thumb|I don&#039;t understand this article! What is this hard core wiki[[sex]] you speak of?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simple Wikipedia Asshole.JPG|thumb|[[An hero|An word]] [[DO NOT WANT|does not like.]][https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Asshole&amp;amp;oldid=1484253]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039; aka MONERABRAIN is a [[Wikipedia]] that supposedly is for bona fide [[Retards|people learning the English language]]. In actuality, it serves as a place where [[Jimbo|Jimbocrats]] try to make another shithole club. It uses [[Simple English|English for babies]] &amp;amp; English for super [[Special Education|retards]] and makes [[ESL]] students really look like idiots by saying that English learners actually involve themselves in this utmost shit where violations of great saints is norm in fact it&#039;s higlhy encouraged&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;archive.is/XSEXQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is used if the real wiki article is [[TL;DR|TL;DR]]. Some of the wikipedo aka wikidiots who can&#039;t &#039;keep up&#039; with wikishit on normal wikipedoia so they end up here in the land of simple, absurd stupidity. One can not get any more stupid than on simple wikipedoia but what did you expect, that is wikipedoia&#039;a norm. Wikipedia stands for truth, justice &amp;amp; absolute garbage.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Commendations==&lt;br /&gt;
The creation of Simple Wikipedia was applauded by the [[Juggalo|Down Syndrome Society]], [[George W. Bush]] and [[at least 100]] [[LiveJournal]] communities.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Criticism==&lt;br /&gt;
Answering the inquiry if Simple Wikipedia was a joke, another user responded:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;font-style:italic;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;No it is far from a joke. I go there, and I work hard there, don&#039;t call it a joke. It&#039;s very helpful to people. I showed it to some of the people here in rehab and they use simple English Wikipedia. You people are mean, its just for help with young children, and people like those that take part in ESOL.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Note: it seems doubtful that [[Anorexia|emaciated]] junkies in rehab would show any interest in anything, no matter how &#039;simply&#039; presented it was)&lt;br /&gt;
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Apart from being [[lulz|laughed]] at, Simple Wikipedia has called upon the scorn of philosophers all over the world by referring to [[philosophy]] as abstract ideas.&lt;br /&gt;
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Simple Wikipedia has also garnered its fair share of controversy. The most infamous case is that of [[Nice try|Bradd Gimpy]], a [[13 year old boy]] from [[Oniontown]] who had an IQ of [[Rule 34|34]]. While Bradd&#039;s parents were having [[Sex|sexual intercourse]] in the adjoining room, Bradd started surfing Simple Wikipedia by himself. This proved to be the last thing Bradd would ever do; Bradd became so excited about &#039;wikuhpedia durr speakung muh ung languiguhh uh&#039; (his words, not ours), that he dragged the computer monitor onto himself. Bradd died in hospital [[at least 100]] hours later due to internal bleeding.&lt;br /&gt;
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This horrible incident led many doctors specialized in mental health to dismiss Simple Wikipedia as dangerous towards those who suffer from a mental handicap. This has caused a schism in the psychiatric community, which in turn has caused many firefights between psychiatrists.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some electricians have voiced concern over the rise of blackouts across the world due to [[retard]]s flocking to Simple Wikipedia. This can be attributed to many Simple Wikipedia-users&#039; habit of drooling into the keyboards, therefore causing power grids to lock down, and leaving many citizens without electricity.&lt;br /&gt;
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Others think that it serves as a platform for bullying anyone who doesn&#039;t agree with the [[bureaucratic fuck|most popular admin clique]] and their dickhead followers. Anyone who doesn&#039;t do what the suck-up-to-Jimbo wants them to do gets treated like a witch on Simple English Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039; and technological advancement==&lt;br /&gt;
Not too long ago, [[some argue]]d that the effects of technological advancement would make humanity lazy, [[fat]] and dumb. They were proven wrong by the fact that today&#039;s inhabitants of [[Kansas]] are lazy, fat and dumb &#039;&#039;without&#039;&#039; having &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; form of technological advancement for [[at least 100 years]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In fact, Simple Wikipedia &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; a sign that humanity is getting &#039;&#039;&#039;even more&#039;&#039;&#039; fucked up. We all know that [[retard]]s aren&#039;t &#039;stupid&#039;; retards are just habitually lazy and mean, just like [[fat]] people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, this site is trying to teach them &amp;quot;The Basics&amp;quot;, which many people of that mental capacity were once not allowed access.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039; as a sign of the impending Apocalypse==&lt;br /&gt;
References to intellectual decay are found in all the world&#039;s [[Religion|holy books]]. For that reason, [[some argue]] that the creation of &#039;Simple Wikipedia&#039; is a sign of the impending Apocalypse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Many [[christian]]s deem [[Jimbo Wales]] to be the Antichrist after finding &#039;666&#039; embedded deep in Simple Wikipedia&#039;s coding, and Abdul Hamid Al-Salami&#039;s Al-Falfa movement has declared a [[jihad]] on Simple Wikipedia, stating that it was invented by [[Satan]] to draw people into its Claw Of Intellectual Numbness in the wake of the Djahim, the [[Muslim]] version of the [[apocalypse]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Simple Wikipedia nearly came to an end when [[bureaucratic fuck]] Netoholic was [[rape]]d and desysopped.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Simplism==&lt;br /&gt;
Simple Wikipedia gave rise to the religion now known as Simplism. It is mostly practiced by [[fat]] [[goths]] who are tired of pretending to know all about [[Ayn Rand]] and Nietzsche. Instead, they consider Simple Wikipedia to be the one and only way to intellectual salvation. When confronted with arguments on the degenerative side-effects of reading Simple Wikipedia, they answer that &#039;&#039;it is fun to know a lot of very special things in simple English!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Meet the Christian Clique==&lt;br /&gt;
Recently, a user named ChristianMan16, banned on the English Wikipedia as HornetMan16, came to the idiot hole. Later on, two more editors arrived, all with the same viewpoints ([[Christian]], USA [[conservative]], and [[republican|nutty racist retards]]) and communicated with each other, like a big MySpace network of sucky shit. They all edited similar articles, and made friends. There&#039;s for writing an &#039;&#039;encyclopedia!&#039;&#039; But the retards at SEW actually tolerated this, as it was actually an improvement (which is not much of an accomplishment).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stats==&lt;br /&gt;
Up to date, there are &#039;&#039;&#039;18&#039;&#039;&#039; active [[bureaucratic fuck]]s in Simple. Two are bureaucrats Blockinblox and Archer7. There is also Creol, a retard who was sysoped after two times of crying out loud: &amp;quot;[[Cyde|God]] Save The Wiki&amp;quot;! Vector, an [[Italian]] is also known for his simple English, Vermont aka Christopher Gates who has no balls. He is currently the super fag on simple wikipedoia. Dude has no idea what&#039;s happening on wikipedias. He thinks simple wiki (just like big wiki) is the place for child porn,  so he uploads all sorts of sick porno to get his daily fix of wikipedoporn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page A DURRRR]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica It acknowledges our .se branch, unlike the English Wikipedia - and even links to it!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug Simple Wikipedia on drugs] - Slightly better than the [[Drug|ED article on the same]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_English_GFDL Simple English GFDL] - Sucks goat shlong, which seems [[ironic]] but probably isn&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators Bureaucratic Fucks on Simple]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Wikipedia</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-22T18:23:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* External links */ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;{{morphquote|ahfuckicantbelieveyouneedauniquecsselement|background-color:#FFF;|font-weight:bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|They even have this policy, it&#039;s WP colon DICK, it&#039;s called &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t be a dick&#039;&#039;&#039; and it&#039;s fucking hilarious because &#039;&#039;&#039;they&#039;re all fucking dicks&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[hipcrime]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we&#039;ll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].&lt;br /&gt;
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness&lt;br /&gt;
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)&lt;br /&gt;
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo&#039;s content policy. It&#039;s okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.&lt;br /&gt;
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo&#039;s /r/}}]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;World of Wikipedoia&#039;&#039;&#039;, or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as &amp;quot;reliable sources&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is considered an &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people&#039;s work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article &amp;quot;improvement.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players&#039; perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with &amp;quot;Administrator&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Double-O Licensed&amp;quot; rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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(There&#039;s also pieces of an &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wiki-dictatorship.png|center|800px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style &amp;quot;house arrests&amp;quot; in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}&#039;&#039;&#039; in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.&lt;br /&gt;
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|Vanboto}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song &amp;quot;Rock Lobster&amp;quot; with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on &#039;&#039;[[Family Guy]]&#039;&#039;. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to &#039;&#039;[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;[[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]]&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Pokemon]]&#039;&#039;. End result: a permaban and much drama. That&#039;ll do, [[troll]], that&#039;ll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they&#039;re the &amp;quot;keymaster and gatekeeper&amp;quot; of articles is most necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it&#039;s OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&amp;amp;diff=287041938&amp;amp;oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;s about &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;10&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;38&#039;&#039;&#039; pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&amp;amp;title=Special%3ASearch&amp;amp;profile=advanced&amp;amp;fulltext=1&amp;amp;ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously &amp;quot;failing&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|William_Shatner&#039;s_musical_career|William Shatner&#039;s musical career}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
*A place to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]&#039;s fin erect.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}&#039;&#039;&#039; contains a full list of Wikipedia&#039;s dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]&#039;s hit single &amp;quot;I&#039;m with You&amp;quot; should have a capitalized &amp;quot;W&amp;quot;, the cup size of a female &#039;&#039;[[Final Fantasy]]&#039;&#039; character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. &amp;quot;Doncha&#039; wish your Pedia was Free like Me?&amp;quot; - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).&lt;br /&gt;
*What could possibly be more useful than &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}&#039;&#039;&#039; Because obviously you can&#039;t trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Impact&amp;quot; size=&amp;quot;2pt&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Say NO to &#039;&#039;&#039;Wik&amp;amp;#8202;ipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Do not be tempted into the &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; for the [[Poverty|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;poor&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.&lt;br /&gt;
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Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into &amp;quot;contributors&amp;quot; to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.&lt;br /&gt;
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The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the &#039;&#039;Sesame Street&#039;&#039; Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.&lt;br /&gt;
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TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century&#039;s Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard &#039;&#039;modus operandi&#039;&#039; of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can&#039;t tell the difference and don&#039;t give a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work &#039;&#039;&#039;that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;&#039;&#039;&#039; the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that &#039;&#039;&#039;both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;You do!&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and &#039;&#039;&#039;volunteers do not need to have any formal training.&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|&amp;quot;Who writes Wikipedia?&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. &#039;&#039;&#039;Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.&#039;&#039;&#039;|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|&amp;quot;Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (it doesn&#039;t say whether this is a strength or a weakness)&lt;br /&gt;
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you&#039;ve admitted that you&#039;re just a link-farm?&lt;br /&gt;
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===&lt;br /&gt;
#You make edits to articles&lt;br /&gt;
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s&lt;br /&gt;
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again&lt;br /&gt;
#You bicker on the talk page of the article&lt;br /&gt;
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith&lt;br /&gt;
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior&lt;br /&gt;
#You take them to arbitration&lt;br /&gt;
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Jimbo]] profits&lt;br /&gt;
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===Grinding===&lt;br /&gt;
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Leveling up===&lt;br /&gt;
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Player versus player===&lt;br /&gt;
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; should be written.&lt;br /&gt;
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
#Get your reversion contested.&lt;br /&gt;
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.&lt;br /&gt;
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.&lt;br /&gt;
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.&lt;br /&gt;
#PROFIT!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gaining Experience Points===&lt;br /&gt;
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a &#039;&#039;vandal&#039;&#039; is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)&lt;br /&gt;
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 Good Article = 100 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
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===TOW Ranks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Rollback &amp;gt; 10,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Pending changes reviewer &amp;gt; 15,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Template editor &amp;gt; 20,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Administrator &amp;gt; 100,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Bureaucrat &amp;gt; 500,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Checkuser or Oversight &amp;gt; 500,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why it&#039;s Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren&#039;t allowed, but things like this are???]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That&#039;s the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with &amp;quot;[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;My First Book of Animals from A to Z&amp;quot;. All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means &amp;quot;Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view&amp;quot;, which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of &amp;quot;[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith&amp;quot; amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn&#039;t out there to be an asshole. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia&#039;s new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it&#039;s easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don&#039;t belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don&#039;t have lives are who aspire to be &amp;quot;famous and great&amp;quot; are [h]is marks and he&#039;s come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant. &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ve been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There&#039;s a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it&#039;s a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their &amp;quot;Wikigame&amp;quot; (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an &amp;quot;[[Admin]]&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Arbitor&amp;quot;). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone&#039;s hard work.&lt;br /&gt;
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When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia&#039;s dime? But HE DOES.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom&#039;s basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people &amp;quot;contribute&amp;quot; so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===The Never-Ending Story===&lt;br /&gt;
A common misconception is that &amp;quot;Wikipedia is never finished.&amp;quot; Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its&#039; users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reliability===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history&#039;s most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Scott On Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is &amp;quot;unreliable.&amp;quot; In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling &amp;quot;Wikipedia&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;unreliable&amp;quot; generated more than 502,000 &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot;. In contrast, a similar search using &amp;quot;Encyclopedia Dramatica&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;unreliable&amp;quot; generated barely more than 300 &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot;, with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Acceptable Sources====&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Guardian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daily Kos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Huffington Post&lt;br /&gt;
*Junge Welt&lt;br /&gt;
*KCNA&lt;br /&gt;
*PinkPaper UK&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries&lt;br /&gt;
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Some stupid [[nigger]]&#039;s asshole&lt;br /&gt;
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they&#039;re totally bullshitting.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Pornography====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]&lt;br /&gt;
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[citation needed]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia Porn]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia&#039;s Greatest Hits Sex]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Virgin Killer]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; For all you Loli-lovers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and the search results of [[Google]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG&#039;s schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What is &amp;quot;wiki lawyering&amp;quot;? ===&lt;br /&gt;
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it&#039;s considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it&#039;s &amp;quot;Wikilawyering&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bludgeoning&amp;quot;, regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inconsistently applied policy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&amp;amp;oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Exemptions from Wikipedia policy - Michael Aquino deletion.png ‎ | (Click to expand)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hivemind===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons&#039; kindness brigade]. &amp;quot;Porn = Good. Satire = Bad.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, &amp;quot;disruption.&amp;quot; See: [[Don&#039;t feed the trolls]] and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don&#039;t_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don&#039;t Feed the Divas}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;In some cases, the diva will stay retired, &#039;&#039;&#039;but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can&#039;t be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that&#039;ll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).&lt;br /&gt;
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*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|&amp;quot;spam&amp;quot; blacklist}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of &amp;quot;no personal attacks&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&amp;amp;diff=543691461&amp;amp;oldid=542603600 stuck on the &amp;quot;spam blacklist&amp;quot;].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Real newspapers&amp;quot; like &#039;&#039;The Register&#039;&#039; criticize them, and the chant goes out &amp;quot;[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Watch out &#039;&#039;New York Times&#039;&#039;, [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you&#039;re next].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren&#039;t married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn&#039;t like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].&lt;br /&gt;
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RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They&#039;re actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}&#039;&#039;&#039; went unnoticed for &#039;&#039;two&#039;&#039; years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
====The Asperger Cancer====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Asperger&#039;s Syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]&lt;br /&gt;
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves &amp;quot;What&#039;s with all the running &#039;lists&#039; of inane bullshit? I don&#039;t need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?&amp;quot; The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s &#039;&#039;cannot even talk&#039;&#039; in real life. Jimbo can&#039;t stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White]], and male.&lt;br /&gt;
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don&#039;t realize how &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. They mainly have &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, &amp;quot;to do&amp;quot; tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&amp;amp;oldid=338235254 this] fucknut&#039;s older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I fuck on the first date kid&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; all grown up (scroll down).&lt;br /&gt;
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|&amp;quot;Rainbowofpeace&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That&#039;s a high score on the &#039;&#039;[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]&#039;&#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
*Favorite subjects include [[men&#039;s rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won&#039;t talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Notable Wikipedos====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[19:58] &amp;lt;Ironholds&amp;gt; You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;19:59:11 &amp;lt; Fluff|laptop&amp;gt; you&#039;d think he&#039;d have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
19:59:51 &amp;lt; tyw7&amp;gt; why is he slapping your ass?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
20:00:00 &amp;lt; Ironholds&amp;gt; tyw7: we&#039;re fucking&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;20:00:02 &amp;lt; Fluff|laptop&amp;gt; why not? we DID say we&#039;re bored&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tyciol]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?&amp;lt;ref name=doesNotAffect&amp;gt;{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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People hate what they can&#039;t have.&lt;br /&gt;
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A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don&#039;t miss out on much and inflate their confidence.&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?&lt;br /&gt;
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As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is &amp;quot;a highly sensitive part of the penis&amp;quot; in 2004,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.&amp;lt;ref name=doesNotAffect /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Circumcision doesn&#039;t actually affect sensitivity, it&#039;s just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Looks like they can&#039;t make up their minds.&lt;br /&gt;
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The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Deletion count contests ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named &#039;&#039;WP:G5&#039;&#039;, deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means &#039;&#039;WP:G5&#039;&#039; is a circumphile invention.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1674653 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;dir=prev&amp;amp;limit=1000 The early edit history of the &amp;quot;Circumcision&amp;quot; article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;dir=prev&amp;amp;limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==TOW &amp;amp; ED==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|ED vs TOW}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You&#039;ll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We&#039;re back!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.&lt;br /&gt;
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Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}&#039;&#039;&#039; they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;amp;action=history wuss] &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}&#039;&#039;&#039; of it. The fucks tried it &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}&#039;&#039;&#039; that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery &amp;quot;Ashibaka&amp;quot; Morrow. He hates ED. (And it&#039;s extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)&lt;br /&gt;
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Have a look at the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia&#039;s steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|&amp;quot;Long Dong Silver&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.&lt;br /&gt;
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Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]&#039;s faggotry):&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;An&#039;&#039;&#039; {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} &#039;&#039;&#039;has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since&#039;&#039;&#039; {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW&#039;s editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED&#039;s treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
====Wikipedia&#039;s Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s Content====&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don&#039;t make good satire.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it&#039;s lulzy enough.&lt;br /&gt;
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person&#039;s birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: &amp;quot;x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can&#039;t revert all your past vandalisms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...&lt;br /&gt;
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.&lt;br /&gt;
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.&lt;br /&gt;
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.&lt;br /&gt;
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn&#039;t have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.&lt;br /&gt;
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion&lt;br /&gt;
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;??===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; hard at work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you&#039;ve been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] &amp;quot;[[lulz]]&amp;quot;. At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you get banned by an admin don&#039;t even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; request, it always gets declined. Like &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&amp;amp;oldid=142952978 this one]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead): &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it&#039;s no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, &amp;quot;First time I&#039;ve seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
====Zaiger&#039;s &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Request====&lt;br /&gt;
For absolutely no good reason, ED&#039;s own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&amp;amp;]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}&lt;br /&gt;
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; template to try and parole out, but to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.&lt;br /&gt;
...that doesn&#039;t mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}&lt;br /&gt;
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|eBay}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales&#039;s talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don&#039;t they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While shouting &amp;quot;op me&amp;quot; is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])&lt;br /&gt;
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else&#039;s userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, &amp;quot;Hi I&#039;m only 12 and want to be an admin some day.&amp;quot; Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.&lt;br /&gt;
#Don&#039;t question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you&#039;re lucky you&#039;ll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don&#039;t understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they&#039;re permanently shitlisted. Now don&#039;t worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.&lt;br /&gt;
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.&lt;br /&gt;
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins. &lt;br /&gt;
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to &#039;&#039;requests for adminship&#039;&#039; and nominate yourself: Poof! you&#039;re an admin!!!&lt;br /&gt;
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don&#039;t sell it cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
#Until the auction ends, don&#039;t just do nothing or they&#039;ll know it&#039;s an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you&#039;re too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;If you want to keep your account and not sell it:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Get a life.&lt;br /&gt;
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren&#039;t so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user&#039;s talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a &amp;quot;sockpuppeting troll&amp;quot;, ban them forever, and lock their talk page.&lt;br /&gt;
#Don&#039;t bother fighting vandals now. You&#039;ve got the equivalent of a government job: you can&#039;t get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you&#039;ll only get a new account.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun activities to do as admin:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Mess with the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Heroes===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they&#039;re all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales&#039; alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse &amp;quot;[[is not a bug, it&#039;s a feature]]&amp;quot;, and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Don Murphy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Willy on Wheels]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble. &lt;br /&gt;
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham &amp;amp; others &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) &amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He is currently one of Wikipedia&#039;s most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to &amp;quot;diversify&amp;quot; his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins&#039; user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky&#039;s the limit for you!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grawp]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Avril Troll&lt;br /&gt;
*Anybody who has earned a spot &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals) &lt;br /&gt;
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hagger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[hipcrime]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;amp;t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;tried to hack into the site&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site&#039;s host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wikipedia IRC==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Freenode}}&lt;br /&gt;
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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And whatever you do, &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lulzy IRC===&lt;br /&gt;
====One:====&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;Slowking_Man&amp;gt; DCC SEND exploit = kline&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- WikiTeke has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- CXI has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- Poore5 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))&lt;br /&gt;
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====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;VegaDark&amp;gt; what&#039;s that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;mavhk&amp;gt; VegaDark: infant death&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summation==&lt;br /&gt;
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Contrast:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.&amp;quot; - Wikipedia front page.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit&amp;quot; - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&amp;amp;oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|Wikipedia|wikigallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.&lt;br /&gt;
File:&amp;quot;wikipedia delenda est&amp;quot; - weev.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?&lt;br /&gt;
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn&#039;t need to be vandalized.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn&#039;t happen.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia&#039;s [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you&#039;re a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;TOW&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039; Mission Statement.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it&#039;s banhammer time!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You&#039;re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool&#039;s Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews&lt;br /&gt;
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the &amp;quot;username removed&amp;quot; label is struck out for extra effectiveness.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 &amp;quot;women&amp;quot; are actually female.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Racistgoogle.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikitroll.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A &#039;Quality Image&#039; according to Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikiwrong.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; advertise&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eaADQTeZRCY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Meet the Professor&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;_RTirBSmg0I&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Some nerd listening to the longest personal name evar&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;20PlHx_JjEo&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;3&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7dGJDJoeAok&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DONATION TIME!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|2015&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia 2017 donation.png|2016&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arbitration Committee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ED vs TOW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Edit war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poop.mov]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikis (Other)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Conservapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Illogicopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Metapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uncyclopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikifur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Villains===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning &#039;&#039;[[The Guardian]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[MONGO]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Scientology]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Supreme Assholes===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Science Apologist]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Davkal]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia&#039;s most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your front-row seat at the freak show&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] &amp;amp;ndash; The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 &amp;quot;Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence&amp;quot;] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the &#039;pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has &#039;a life&#039; (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt&#039;s true criticisms!!! &lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 &amp;quot;12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages&amp;quot;] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;A Criticism of the Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039; - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&amp;amp;|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|Article of the Now June 13, 14 &amp;amp; 15, [[2022]]|[[Keegan Salisbury]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* External links */ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially stalker antandrus and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;/p&gt;
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|They even have this policy, it&#039;s WP colon DICK, it&#039;s called &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t be a dick&#039;&#039;&#039; and it&#039;s fucking hilarious because &#039;&#039;&#039;they&#039;re all fucking dicks&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[hipcrime]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Dear Wikipedia readers: We are the small non-profit that runs the #5 website in the world. We have only 150 staff but serve 500 million users, and have costs like any other top site: servers, power, programs, and staff. Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind, a place we can all go to think and learn. To protect our independence, we&#039;ll never run ads. We take no government funds. We survive on donations averaging about $30. Now is the time we ask. If everyone reading this gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. If Wikipedia is useful to you, take one minute to keep it online and ad-free another year. Please help us forget fundraising and get back to Wikipedia. Thank you.|TOW begging [[Jews]] for their [[Jew golds]].&lt;br /&gt;
|And you will never find a more wretched hive of pseudoskeptical, atheistic scum and villainy. We must be cautious.|With apologies to Sir Alec Guinness&lt;br /&gt;
|Great idea, wrong species|E.O. Wilson (on communism, but he meant Wikipedia)&lt;br /&gt;
|Verifiability, not truth|Wikipedo&#039;s content policy. It&#039;s okay to cite a supermarket tabloid as proof, provided you do cite it.&lt;br /&gt;
| [W]ithout the content[,] Wikipedia is just Facebook for ugly people[.] |Iridescent, Wikipedia administrator, 2015-07-31&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20231216202028/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_adminship/Liz&amp;amp;diff=next&amp;amp;oldid=673901499 Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship/Liz: Difference between revisions, 2015-07-31]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|thumb|right|Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wiki-fisting.png|thumb|The kind of [[shit]] you find on TOW. {{wikilink|Fisting|Added at Jimbo&#039;s /r/}}]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia wobble.gif|thumb|BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Multiple orgasms using foreskin.mp4|thumb|right|The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off]] so they can feel less inferior. ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;World of Wikipedoia&#039;&#039;&#039;, or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as &amp;quot;reliable sources&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is considered an &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people&#039;s work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article &amp;quot;improvement.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players&#039; perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with &amp;quot;Administrator&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Double-O Licensed&amp;quot; rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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(There&#039;s also pieces of an &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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==What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wiki-dictatorship.png|center|800px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:USS liberty - the final solution.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Semfaceani.gif|thumb|Not-so-subtle [[racism]] on the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Facial_(sex_act)|facial page}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Charles_Darwin-Lincoln_dispute|Edit war dispute}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style &amp;quot;house arrests&amp;quot; in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident|Talk page about USS Liberty}}&#039;&#039;&#039; in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:USS_Liberty_incident/Archive_2#Hopefully_something_to_be_quickly_resolved_...|an Israeli agent involved in the cover-up}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.&lt;br /&gt;
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|Vanboto}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song &amp;quot;Rock Lobster&amp;quot; with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on &#039;&#039;[[Family Guy]]&#039;&#039;. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to &#039;&#039;[[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;[[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]]&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;[[Pokemon]]&#039;&#039;. End result: a permaban and much drama. That&#039;ll do, [[troll]], that&#039;ll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they&#039;re the &amp;quot;keymaster and gatekeeper&amp;quot; of articles is most necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it&#039;s OK to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&amp;amp;diff=287041938&amp;amp;oldid=287022906 call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves]. To those who suffer from amnesia, [https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification here is the clip] that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Hot_dog|The discussion page for the article on Hot dogs}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. It&#039;s about &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;10&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;38&#039;&#039;&#039; pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&amp;amp;title=Special%3ASearch&amp;amp;profile=advanced&amp;amp;fulltext=1&amp;amp;ns0=1 Certain searches] mysteriously &amp;quot;failing&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|William_Shatner&#039;s_musical_career|William Shatner&#039;s musical career}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Feces/archive1|Their pants-wetting terror of poop}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Semen|A bitchfest about an image of semen}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Child_pornography|Talk page about Child pornography}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
*A place to &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Mudkip/Archive02#Anti-mudkip_bias|argue about discrimination against Mudkips}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]&#039;s fin erect.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:LAME|WP:LAME}}&#039;&#039;&#039; contains a full list of Wikipedia&#039;s dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]&#039;s hit single &amp;quot;I&#039;m with You&amp;quot; should have a capitalized &amp;quot;W&amp;quot;, the cup size of a female &#039;&#039;[[Final Fantasy]]&#039;&#039; character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia|A collection of fan-written songs about Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. &amp;quot;Doncha&#039; wish your Pedia was Free like Me?&amp;quot; - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).&lt;br /&gt;
*What could possibly be more useful than &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Category:Living_people|a nine-trillion page category comprising an alphabetical list of all Wikipedia biographies with subjects who are currently still alive?}}&#039;&#039;&#039; Because obviously you can&#039;t trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:No to Wikipedia.png|thumb|right|170px|&amp;lt;font face=&amp;quot;Impact&amp;quot; size=&amp;quot;2pt&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Say NO to &#039;&#039;&#039;Wik&amp;amp;#8202;ipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Do not be tempted into the &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; for the [[Poverty|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;poor&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.&lt;br /&gt;
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Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into &amp;quot;contributors&amp;quot; to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.&lt;br /&gt;
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The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the &#039;&#039;Sesame Street&#039;&#039; Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.&lt;br /&gt;
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TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century&#039;s Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard &#039;&#039;modus operandi&#039;&#039; of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can&#039;t tell the difference and don&#039;t give a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Progression through [[the Game]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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|Pseudo-scholarship (from pseudo- + scholarship) is a work (e.g., publication, lecture) or body of work &#039;&#039;&#039;that is presented as, but is not, the product of rigorous and objective study or research;&#039;&#039;&#039; the act of producing such work; or the pretended learning upon which it is based|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Pseudo-scholarship|Do go on...}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that &#039;&#039;&#039;both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Pseudohistory|Tell me more...}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;You do!&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and &#039;&#039;&#039;volunteers do not need to have any formal training.&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F|&amp;quot;Who writes Wikipedia?&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. &#039;&#039;&#039;Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.&#039;&#039;&#039;|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:About#Strengths.2C_weaknesses.2C_and_article_quality_in_Wikipedia|&amp;quot;Strengths and Weaknesses of Wikipedia&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (it doesn&#039;t say whether this is a strength or a weakness)&lt;br /&gt;
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you&#039;ve admitted that you&#039;re just a link-farm?&lt;br /&gt;
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===How the Game Typically Progresses===&lt;br /&gt;
#You make edits to articles&lt;br /&gt;
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s&lt;br /&gt;
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again&lt;br /&gt;
#You bicker on the talk page of the article&lt;br /&gt;
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith&lt;br /&gt;
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior&lt;br /&gt;
#You take them to arbitration&lt;br /&gt;
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Jimbo]] profits&lt;br /&gt;
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===Grinding===&lt;br /&gt;
You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Leveling up===&lt;br /&gt;
Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Player versus player===&lt;br /&gt;
How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; should be written.&lt;br /&gt;
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
#Get your reversion contested.&lt;br /&gt;
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.&lt;br /&gt;
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.&lt;br /&gt;
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.&lt;br /&gt;
#PROFIT!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gaining Experience Points===&lt;br /&gt;
*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a &#039;&#039;vandal&#039;&#039; is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)&lt;br /&gt;
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 Good Article = 100 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
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===TOW Ranks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Rollback &amp;gt; 10,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Pending changes reviewer &amp;gt; 15,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Template editor &amp;gt; 20,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Administrator &amp;gt; 100,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Bureaucrat &amp;gt; 500,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
*Checkuser or Oversight &amp;gt; 500,000 exp&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why it&#039;s Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wiki lolrus.jpg|thumb|Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AEdunk.jpg|thumb|Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Allthegoodnames.JPG|thumb|135px|All the good names are taken...]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia article Lucas 2.5.png|right|thumb|Articles about [[memes]] aren&#039;t allowed, but things like this are???]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If I told you [[I Has a Bucket|I had a bucket]] and showed you the bucket, would you ask for a newspaper article to prove I had a bucket?|[[bucket Seal|210.9.136.63]] (talk) 12:53, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}{{quote|Yes. Yes, we would. That&#039;s the way it works on Wikipedia.|Jew (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with &amp;quot;[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;My First Book of Animals from A to Z&amp;quot;. All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means &amp;quot;Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view&amp;quot;, which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of &amp;quot;[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith&amp;quot; amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn&#039;t out there to be an asshole. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia&#039;s new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html claims] he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it&#039;s easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Fart_lighting|Fart lighting}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Wikipedia is a stalking mill designed to stroke the egos of social reprobates and other fringe groups who don&#039;t belong in [[normal]] society. The people who are there long term and essentially live there for the most part fit the profiles of true sociopaths.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jimbo Wales|Wales]] developed a great gaming system on Wikipedia which he uses to attract the dregs of society -- people who don&#039;t have lives are who aspire to be &amp;quot;famous and great&amp;quot; are [h]is marks and he&#039;s come up with a rat maze to lure in the stupid, lonely, and ignorant. &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;ve been famous and in the public eye for what now -- 15 years? I have to say, power, fame, and attribution are overrated. There&#039;s a simple wisdom is simply accepting who you are and being happy about it. None of the psychos on Wikipedia seem happy, it&#039;s a perpetual [[war]] zone and highly competitive. But what eludes all of them is the [[cheese]] at the end of the maze -- there is none -- just the smell of cheese.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wales and his cronies just [[whore]] all of these idiots through their &amp;quot;Wikigame&amp;quot; (The site is an online gaming system essentially -- see who can get to the end as an &amp;quot;[[Admin]]&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Arbitor&amp;quot;). Wikimedia then cashes in on everyone&#039;s hard work.&lt;br /&gt;
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When was the last time Wales took one of his admins to get a massage in a russian house of ill repute on Wikimedia&#039;s dime? But HE DOES.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bottom line, its a bunch of morons being used to run his business for free, while his cronies back at the Wikimedia offices cash in on everyones hard work and pay themselves 300K+ salaries per year,{{citation needed | date= July 2013}} divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom&#039;s basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people &amp;quot;contribute&amp;quot; so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|{{archive|Vk4A4|Jeff Merkey}}&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===The Never-Ending Story===&lt;br /&gt;
A common misconception is that &amp;quot;Wikipedia is never finished.&amp;quot; Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wptl|122.148.180.50/Archive|intelligence of a seal}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Commons:File:Smegma_Penis02.mirrored.jpg|bathes or showers once a month}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its&#039; users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reliability===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Mechanophilia#Legality|Mechanophilia}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia-oxymoron-example.png|thumb|right|220px|Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia atomic bomb bias.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The good people of wikipedia handle history&#039;s most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Scott On Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is &amp;quot;unreliable.&amp;quot; In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling &amp;quot;Wikipedia&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;unreliable&amp;quot; generated more than 502,000 &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot;. In contrast, a similar search using &amp;quot;Encyclopedia Dramatica&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;unreliable&amp;quot; generated barely more than 300 &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot;, with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Acceptable Sources====&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Guardian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daily Kos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Huffington Post&lt;br /&gt;
*Junge Welt&lt;br /&gt;
*KCNA&lt;br /&gt;
*PinkPaper UK&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries&lt;br /&gt;
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Some stupid [[nigger]]&#039;s asshole&lt;br /&gt;
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they&#039;re totally bullshitting.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Pornography====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jwales.jpg|right|175px]]&lt;br /&gt;
So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;[citation needed]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia Porn]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia&#039;s Greatest Hits Sex]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[Virgin Killer]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; For all you Loli-lovers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===WP:Admins control universal truth===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|The Wikipedia Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and the search results of [[Google]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG&#039;s schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What is &amp;quot;wiki lawyering&amp;quot;? ===&lt;br /&gt;
When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it&#039;s considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it&#039;s &amp;quot;Wikilawyering&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bludgeoning&amp;quot;, regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inconsistently applied policy ===&lt;br /&gt;
Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion#Non-criteria Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion § Non-criteria] (as of December 18, 2023)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.today/2016.11.30-051001/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Michael_Aquino&amp;amp;oldid=232504731 Wikipedia:Articles for deletion / Michael Aquino (archive 2016-11-30)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Exemptions from Wikipedia policy - Michael Aquino deletion.png ‎ | (Click to expand)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hivemind===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Wikipedia Admin Gallery}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&amp;amp;page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif was censored by Commons&#039; kindness brigade]. &amp;quot;Porn = Good. Satire = Bad.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wikimania stallman keynote2.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[RMS]] loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, &amp;quot;disruption.&amp;quot; See: [[Don&#039;t feed the trolls]] and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Don&#039;t_Feed_the_Divas#How_to_deal_with_a_Wikipedia_Diva|Don&#039;t Feed the Divas}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;In some cases, the diva will stay retired, &#039;&#039;&#039;but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can&#039;t be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that&#039;ll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).&lt;br /&gt;
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*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|MediaWiki:Spam-blacklist|&amp;quot;spam&amp;quot; blacklist}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of &amp;quot;no personal attacks&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipediocracy published [https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/ a blog entry] about how [https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/ fucked-up] Wikipedia is, and was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&amp;amp;diff=543691461&amp;amp;oldid=542603600 stuck on the &amp;quot;spam blacklist&amp;quot;].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Real newspapers&amp;quot; like &#039;&#039;The Register&#039;&#039; criticize them, and the chant goes out &amp;quot;[https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html Ban them, ban them, ban them...]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Watch out &#039;&#039;New York Times&#039;&#039;, [https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html you&#039;re next].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Recent changes patrol}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Paranoid.jpg|thumb|200px|The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI]]-virus.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren&#039;t married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn&#039;t like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].&lt;br /&gt;
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RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They&#039;re actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=67472921 this one] went unnoticed for 17 days and &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|h6Bfu|this}}&#039;&#039;&#039; went unnoticed for &#039;&#039;two&#039;&#039; years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Asperger Cancer====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Asperger&#039;s Syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Anders-behring-breivik_bawwww2.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Breivik]] has an edit reverted. ([https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/9209392/Anders-Behring-Breivik-my-tears-were-for-Norway.html 2012])]]&lt;br /&gt;
Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves &amp;quot;What&#039;s with all the running &#039;lists&#039; of inane bullshit? I don&#039;t need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?&amp;quot; The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s &#039;&#039;cannot even talk&#039;&#039; in real life. Jimbo can&#039;t stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White]], and male.&lt;br /&gt;
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don&#039;t realize how &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|H2g2bob|they come across}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. They mainly have &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|J.delanoy|blank, asperger stares. This perma-virgin actually has a picture of himself with Jimbo}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Their user page will be covered in checklists, &amp;quot;to do&amp;quot; tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&amp;amp;oldid=338235254 this] fucknut&#039;s older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;I fuck on the first date kid&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; all grown up (scroll down).&lt;br /&gt;
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Rainbowofpeace|&amp;quot;Rainbowofpeace&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That&#039;s a high score on the &#039;&#039;[[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]&#039;&#039;!&lt;br /&gt;
*Favorite subjects include [[men&#039;s rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won&#039;t talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Notable Wikipedos====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Bureaucratic Fucks}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=46470687 vandalism] and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[19:58] &amp;lt;Ironholds&amp;gt; You should however have instead taken your pen, punched a hole in her windpipe and looked on as her attempts to wave for help got increasingly feeble.}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ArbCom|GorillaWarfare]], one of his galpals&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;19:59:11 &amp;lt; Fluff|laptop&amp;gt; you&#039;d think he&#039;d have figured hiow to slap asses by now, but nooo&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
19:59:51 &amp;lt; tyw7&amp;gt; why is he slapping your ass?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
20:00:00 &amp;lt; Ironholds&amp;gt; tyw7: we&#039;re fucking&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;20:00:02 &amp;lt; Fluff|laptop&amp;gt; why not? we DID say we&#039;re bored&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tyciol]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia guessing game.png|thumb|Can you guess which of these three paragraphs appeared on Wikipedia in 2022?&amp;lt;ref name=doesNotAffect&amp;gt;{{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#Sexual_effects|20221030002924|title=Circumcision § Sexual effects - Wikipedia (October 30, 2022)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:wikipedia-benevolent-2040.png|thumb|In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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People hate what they can&#039;t have.&lt;br /&gt;
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A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don&#039;t miss out on much and inflate their confidence.&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?&lt;br /&gt;
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As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is &amp;quot;a highly sensitive part of the penis&amp;quot; in 2004,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{wayback|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision|20040605200550|title=Circumcision - Wikipedia (June 5, 2004)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.&amp;lt;ref name=doesNotAffect /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Wikipedia circumcision 2004 2022.png|thumb|center|640px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Because this embarrassed Wikipedia, they had to switch coping strategies in 2023 to complicated mental gymnastics: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Circumcision doesn&#039;t actually affect sensitivity, it&#039;s just the attitude that affects the sensitivity[[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]]&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mental gymnastics to justify circumcision.png|thumb|center|640px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Looks like they can&#039;t make up their minds.&lt;br /&gt;
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The administrators who are not circumphiles quietly tolerate the circumphilia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides, what kind of person would have a positive attitude towards having had a part of their body cut off without their approval, especially as a defenseless infant?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Age of consent for circumcision - 0.png|thumb|center|Age of consent for circumcision: Zero.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Deletion count contests ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some administrators compete for the highest deletion count so they can proudly show it off to their peers on their user page. To inflate their deletion count, they seek any excuse they can find to delete pages. For example:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|An administrator vengefully deletes over a hundred valid geographical articles because their author was blocked three years earlier over a minor incident.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Liz deletion count as of October 11th, 2023.png|Proudly presented on her user page.&lt;br /&gt;
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Funnily enough, the deletion policy that would later be named &#039;&#039;WP:G5&#039;&#039;, deletion of creations by an author disliked by the administrators, was a spontaneous and undiscussed invention in July 2003 by an early Wikipedia administrator, Martin Harper, who also happens to be a circumphile. This means &#039;&#039;WP:G5&#039;&#039; is a circumphile invention.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1674653 Martin Harper invents what would later become WP:G5] ([http://archive.today/2021.05.28-134850/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Deletion_policy&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1674653 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;dir=prev&amp;amp;limit=1000 The early edit history of the &amp;quot;Circumcision&amp;quot; article] ([http://archive.today/2022.08.13-161256/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;dir=prev&amp;amp;limit=1000 archive]) shows the circumphilia of Martin Harper.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==TOW &amp;amp; ED==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|ED vs TOW}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;See also: [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[ED vs TOW]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED vs. Wikipedia]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ED vs Wikipedia.jpg|thumb|left|ED [[OhInternet|had]] [[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You&#039;ll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Slanderous_WHORES.JPG|thumb|Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ED on TOW.jpg|thumb|We&#039;re back!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:44407e8f.jpg|thumb|Even as a source, they still hate us.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat|discussed and denied}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.&lt;br /&gt;
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Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Occasionally}}&#039;&#039;&#039; they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;amp;action=history wuss] &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|out}}&#039;&#039;&#039; of it. The fucks tried it &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_(6th_nomination)|six times}}&#039;&#039;&#039; that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery &amp;quot;Ashibaka&amp;quot; Morrow. He hates ED. (And it&#039;s extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)&lt;br /&gt;
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Have a look at the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Archive_1|first archive of the ED article talkpage}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wikipedia&#039;s steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Long_Dong_Silver|&amp;quot;Long Dong Silver&amp;quot;}}&#039;&#039;&#039;), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.&lt;br /&gt;
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Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]&#039;s faggotry):&lt;br /&gt;
{{squote|Encyclopedia Dramatica – Reclosing this for the second time. We have a consensus - i.e we want to see an extremely well written draft with impeccable sources before we touch this again.|Spartaz Humbug! 19:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;An&#039;&#039;&#039; {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica article}} &#039;&#039;&#039;has been up on Wikipedia, in all its lulztastic, properly sourced and cited glory since&#039;&#039;&#039; {{wikilink|Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica|at least May 2010}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW&#039;s editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED&#039;s treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
====Wikipedia&#039;s Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica&#039;s Content====&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don&#039;t make good satire.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it&#039;s lulzy enough.&lt;br /&gt;
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tips On Vandalizing Wikpedia===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Vandal/How-to}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person&#039;s birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: &amp;quot;x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can&#039;t revert all your past vandalisms.&lt;br /&gt;
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...&lt;br /&gt;
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Power Word|Power Words]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Camel_notation|CamelCase}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Sticking two words together to form the silhouette of a [[vagoo]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Antisemitic_canard|Canard}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.&lt;br /&gt;
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.&lt;br /&gt;
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.&lt;br /&gt;
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn&#039;t have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.&lt;br /&gt;
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion&lt;br /&gt;
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.&lt;br /&gt;
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;{{wikilink|Template:Unblock|Unblock}}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;??===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Howtobanappeal.png|thumb|{{Unblock}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; hard at work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you&#039;ve been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] &amp;quot;[[lulz]]&amp;quot;. At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you get banned by an admin don&#039;t even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; request, it always gets declined. Like &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&amp;amp;oldid=142952978 this one]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead): &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it&#039;s no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, &amp;quot;First time I&#039;ve seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
====Zaiger&#039;s &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Request====&lt;br /&gt;
For absolutely no good reason, ED&#039;s own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&amp;amp;]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges|Lies}}&lt;br /&gt;
In one last fighting breath, Zaiger submitted an appeal using the &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Unblock}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; template to try and parole out, but to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|What I see here is you trying to blame someone else for your own problems.&lt;br /&gt;
...that doesn&#039;t mean that you are automatically pardoned for your own bad behavior.|Wikidouches}}&lt;br /&gt;
Thankfully, no one cares about Zaiger.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|eBay}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Damn furries wikipedia.jpg|thumb|410px|right|A [[wikipedophile]] put this up on Jimbo Wales&#039;s talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don&#039;t they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While shouting &amp;quot;op me&amp;quot; is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. ([http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html 2006])&lt;br /&gt;
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else&#039;s userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, &amp;quot;Hi I&#039;m only 12 and want to be an admin some day.&amp;quot; Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.&lt;br /&gt;
#Don&#039;t question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you&#039;re lucky you&#039;ll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don&#039;t understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they&#039;re permanently shitlisted. Now don&#039;t worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.&lt;br /&gt;
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.&lt;br /&gt;
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins. &lt;br /&gt;
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to &#039;&#039;requests for adminship&#039;&#039; and nominate yourself: Poof! you&#039;re an admin!!!&lt;br /&gt;
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don&#039;t sell it cheap.&lt;br /&gt;
#Until the auction ends, don&#039;t just do nothing or they&#039;ll know it&#039;s an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you&#039;re too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;If you want to keep your account and not sell it:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Get a life.&lt;br /&gt;
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren&#039;t so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user&#039;s talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a &amp;quot;sockpuppeting troll&amp;quot;, ban them forever, and lock their talk page.&lt;br /&gt;
#Don&#039;t bother fighting vandals now. You&#039;ve got the equivalent of a government job: you can&#039;t get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you&#039;ll only get a new account.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fun activities to do as admin:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Mess with the &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:MediaWiki_namespace|MediaWiki namespace}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ban other admins for [[lulz]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Heroes===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Yourmission.jpg|frame|When dealing with [[Willy on Wheels]], it is [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines|Wikipedia policy]] to take it seriously.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they&#039;re all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales&#039; alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse &amp;quot;[[is not a bug, it&#039;s a feature]]&amp;quot;, and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Don Murphy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Willy on Wheels]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Commons:File:Autofellatio_2.jpg|Autofellatio_2.jpg}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble. &lt;br /&gt;
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham &amp;amp; others &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://antandrus.tripod.com/ as proved by his crappy website&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (lol down)]. The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wpul|Hephaestos|Mike Garcia}}&#039;&#039;&#039; - high class of vandalism since 2003 (get a life!) &amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;He is currently one of Wikipedia&#039;s most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to &amp;quot;diversify&amp;quot; his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins&#039; user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky&#039;s the limit for you!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grawp]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Avril Troll&lt;br /&gt;
*Anybody who has earned a spot &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:List_of_banned_users|here}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. (Note that the top list expose the wrath actions from the King himself, to spread fear among vassals) &lt;br /&gt;
*Undercover users from here, allied sites.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hagger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[hipcrime]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;amp;t=2832 whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury] when he &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;tried to hack into the site&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; by means of [http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/ following] a [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel redirect] from his control panel to the site&#039;s host where he asked for the domain [https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot password to be reset]. They were thinking about calling the FBI!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Wikipedia IRC==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Freenode}}&lt;br /&gt;
The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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And whatever you do, &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lulzy IRC===&lt;br /&gt;
====One:====&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;Slowking_Man&amp;gt; DCC SEND exploit = kline&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;-- Slowking_Man has quit (Killed by Rez (This connection has violated network policy.))&lt;br /&gt;
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====The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;&amp;lt;VegaDark&amp;gt; what&#039;s that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;mavhk&amp;gt; VegaDark: infant death&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summation==&lt;br /&gt;
Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Contrast:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.&amp;quot; - Wikipedia front page.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit&amp;quot; - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&amp;amp;oldid=168329048#Public_apology Source])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|Wikipedia|wikigallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.&lt;br /&gt;
File:&amp;quot;wikipedia delenda est&amp;quot; - weev.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?&lt;br /&gt;
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Never forget what they wanted us to believe - Wikipedia 2022.png|Never forget what they wanted us to believe.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Barack obama ns.jpg|Wikipedia is [[racist]]!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:George bush bdi.jpg|If wikipedia says so...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brokenwikipedia.JPG|breaking the format is always fun.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia Spanking.jpeg|Typical Wikipedia Articles&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SillyWikipedo.jpg|Sometimes it doesn&#039;t need to be vandalized.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typicalwikipedia.jpg|Another classic of pedantic [[Metzizah b’peh|pedophilic]] Jew-oriented gobbledygook&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trolledwiki.PNG|An example of Wikipedia being trolled&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WWII_cite_source.png|Citation or it didn&#039;t happen.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Whatusuallywikipedialookslike.jpg|What Wikipedia usually looks like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikiblock.jpeg|Many ED users are familiar with this page.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikifail.PNG|An example of Wikipedia&#039;s [[bullshit|superior intelligence]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikipediacontent.jpg|Breakdown of Wikipedia content&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BNB rules.jpg|Standard Wikipedia policy&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Historian.png|Typical Wikipedia user. Note the [[unix beard]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Angelislulz.JPG|What happens when the Wiki main page isnt protected.....again.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikipediaattack.jpg|Proof that Wikipedia is full of [[Jews]] and [[Pedophiles]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipe-tan sockpuppet show.png|[[Wikipe-tan]] is sooooooooo [[kawaii]] [[desu]]! [[^_^|^O^]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MarkOfAWitch.jpg|unfunny vandalism is not reverted&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulz_Wikipedia_Donation.JPG|[[Anonymous]] Japanese hit back at racist Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW racism1.PNG|[[TOW]] demonstrating their strict gb2nigger policy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia Return to The Kitchen.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg| [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo]] loves [[loli]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Iluvdrawing.jpg|Wikipedia [[retard|love the mentally challenged]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipediavirusgames.jpg|[[Cat girl]] [[wikipedos]] invade [[World of Warcraft|MMOs]]! next they e-[[rape]] kidz!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ned Scott Wikipedia professionalism.png|A genuine beacon of [[e-penis|professionalism]]. Unless you&#039;re a [[fucktard|holier-than-thou pretentious asshole]], i.e. 99.9994% of all Wikipedian regulars.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stfuned.jpg|Professionalism thrown back.&lt;br /&gt;
File:911 Wiki Vandal.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW_Motivational_Poster.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;TOW&#039;s&#039;&#039;&#039; Mission Statement.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikijudaism.png|Revered the world over as an accurate, objective source of knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_admin.jpg|Good for a [[banhammer|perma-ban]] anytime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:YouHaveTwoCowsWikipediaStyle.jpg|Proof that [[Wikipedos]] are drawhores.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Egg.jpg|This is your brain on Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blocked per Linda Mack.JPG|Say the magic words and it&#039;s banhammer time!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DocWPNOR.jpg|You&#039;re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedialiberals.jpg|Wikipedia has a leftist bias.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipron.jpg|The hottest pron on Wikipedia!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Comparison.jpg|Reliability comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blackpeopleshouldntbeallowedtovote.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Hodgemanssf.jpg|The book version of TOW, in addition to being the best thing ever.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chucknorrisgg1.jpg|Epic Edit!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:wikitalklulz.JPG|Editing often leads to sensible discussion on TOW.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Evenwikisays.jpg|Pool&#039;s Closed, it are a fact. I read it on Wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mudkipswiki.JPG|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikirule.gif|Masters of their domain.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Barnstarwikip.jpg|Some wikipedia users will do anything for a barnstar.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TOW_originality.JPG|TOW [[divide by zero|implodes on its intellectual property]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:4chanwiki.jpg|Acknowledged by the WikiJews&lt;br /&gt;
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Wikipedia sucks cocks&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Poundcake.jpg|Wikipedia style guide for esoteric topics&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wiki-Pedos.PNG|Proof that Wikipedia is ran by Paedophiles &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Username removed.gif|[[Grawp]], whose username is removed, and then the &amp;quot;username removed&amp;quot; label is struck out for extra effectiveness.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikilulz.png|Wikipedia at its best.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Just like wikipedia.jpg|Just like Wikipedia, only 2 out of every 40 &amp;quot;women&amp;quot; are actually female.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:EditBragg.jpg|Now [[you]] can make shit up about Pulitzer Prize winning writers - who also make shit up!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:BarrackGoebells.JPG|The new president is a black nazi!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cumshotbush.JPG|YES, THATS A CUMSHOT!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Putin.jpg|The russian President&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia donate amount.jpg|Any penny donation is appreciated&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikidonationplea.jpg|Nothing is obvious for Wikipedians&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Racistgoogle.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikitroll.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikihentai.jpg| A &#039;Quality Image&#039; according to Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_Recent_Changes_Spam_Spamming.png | lrn2/wiki newfags&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_-_The_Wikipediatrician.jpg|The Wikipediatrician&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia_-_Your_One_Stop_Research_Stop.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wiki-deathstar.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA DONATION BANNER SCREENSHOT IRONIC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA WIKIPE-TAN.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA STEAMER PIX REQUEST.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WIKIPEDIA KANGAROO USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipediaredirectjews.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedialulz.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:WikipediaNeutralPOV.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikiwrong.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Juno2.png|Wikipedia is about imparting information about important topics!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia article glenn campbell time i get to phoenix math.png|Cool story, bro&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia feminist propaganda campaign.png|Now imagine how many propaganda teams &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; advertise&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wikipedia edit-a-thon hispanic heritage month 2017.jpg|And another!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gwash.png|Classic. Wikipedia controls Google.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Jackson is dead.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|MJ]] is dead even on Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|[[Redundant|Why Wikipedia is full of shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia cat.jpg|Why the rest of the internet is full of shit.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikiwar.jpg|Mychael Styne will boom us all.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon loves wikipedia.png|[[Anonymous]] loves Wikipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Waisted.jpg|Anonymous is also a wasted idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikibonk.jpg|Finally, Anonymous bonk. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Bouncywikilogo.gif&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&lt;br /&gt;
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{{videoframe|Wikipedia|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eaADQTeZRCY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Meet the Professor&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;_RTirBSmg0I&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Some nerd listening to the longest personal name evar&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;20PlHx_JjEo&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;3&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7dGJDJoeAok&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DONATION TIME!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikidonationsfuckyou.PNG|2015&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wikipedia 2017 donation.png|2016&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wikipedia demoralization.png|right|thumb|280px|The TL;DR version of this article]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Arbitration Committee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[ED vs TOW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Edit war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poop.mov]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikis (Other)&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Conservapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Illogicopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Metapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Uncyclopedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikifur]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Villains===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning &#039;&#039;[[The Guardian]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[MONGO]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Scientology]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Supreme Assholes===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Science Apologist]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Davkal]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially stalker antandrus and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224 The CIA is among Wikipedia&#039;s most prolific editors] (Archived: {{archive|56bdL|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Facebook|The Faces of Wikipedia users}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (98 percent men, 2 percent squirrels) (Archived: {{archive|7awXF|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents|TOW Admin Noticeboard}}&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your front-row seat at the freak show&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|How the Jew Wikipedia describes its own CP scandal}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Archived: {{archive|ydvBE|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporting_of_child_pornography_images_on_Wikimedia_Commons|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia] (Archived: {{archive|8VojN|1}} {{wayback|http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.wikipediareview.com/ The Wikipedia Review] - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy] &amp;amp;ndash; The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|GHgD9|Wikipedia: A Techno-Cult of Ignorance}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2 Another “flattering” review] for Wikipedia (Archived: {{archive|ZWQKf|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem/page1.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571 &amp;quot;Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence&amp;quot;] (Archived: {{archive|OPcRp|1}} {{wayback|http://www.theonion.com/articles/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-indepen,2007/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy] (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived: {{archive|6l25|1}} {{wayback|http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Template:Smile|Send a wiki pedo-smile}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to] (Archived: {{archive|JApyK|1}} {{wayback|https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9 Meet the &#039;pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error.] - He insists he has &#039;a life&#039; (Archived: {{archive|v4kF|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/*|Wikipedia Watch}} - Daniel Brandt&#039;s true criticisms!!! &lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001 &amp;quot;12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages&amp;quot;] - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived: {{archive|StgP8|1}} {{wayback|http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-scandal-of-olivia-newtonjohn-12-surprisingly-c,2201/|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;A Criticism of the Wikipedia&#039;&#039;&#039; - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&amp;amp;|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only: {{archive|DDjKo|1}} {{wayback|http://www.kapitalism.net/thoughts/wikipedia.htm|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived: {{archive|iSSWY|1}} {{wayback|http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia|20200111065117|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|Article of the Now June 13, 14 &amp;amp; 15, [[2022]]|[[Keegan Salisbury]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Circumcision promoters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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		<title>Demockery</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Democracy&#039;&#039;&#039; (Russian: &#039;&#039;dermokratiya,&#039;&#039; trans: &amp;quot;shit-ocracy&amp;quot;)is the act of finding those least capable, qualified, and morally fit for the task of governing and giving them the authority to govern. [[You|Many people]] believe that Democracy = freedom, but in truth, democracy is yet more proof the average [[human]] cannot think for itself. People living in a democratic [[government]] have collars and leashes just like everyone else -- just their collars are looser and their leashes are longer.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|&#039;&#039;&#039;Demockery in a bun&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of Democracy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Jews Control Democracy.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Greece|Athens]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Effete boy-benders in miniskirts. Big on freedom, while keeping slaves. Killed Socrates. Later conquered by macho kingdom of [[Sparta|Spartaaaaaaaaa]] FTW.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Russia]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ultra-capitalist sham democracy run by gangsters and spooks. The inhabitants are intrinsically good, freedom-loving, God-fearing people who tend towards melancholia, madness and alcoholism. Prone to wearing ugly, gay track suits.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[France]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Once-proud kingdom overthrown by psychotic, atheistic democrats. Like to think that they invented democracy. Winless in division play since 1812.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[England]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Cider-swilling chav trash whose incomprehensible &amp;quot;Westminster democracy&amp;quot; keeps government as inefficient as possible while ensuring that the worst elements of society have most of the power. Exported democracy to [[Australia]] by brutally exterminating the primitive [[communism]] that was previously prevalent, and also by brutally exterminating the primitive communists.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Good Korea]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Government by slanty-eyed ching-chong men. Survives presence of bloodthirsty psychotic next door by making good stuff and selling cheaply enough so that American importers, distributors, wholesalers and retailers can mark it up for huge profits. Oddly, the same strategy is used to maintain totalitarianism in [[China]]. This apparent contradiction cannot be explained.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Japan]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Nuke|Democratic since 1945]]. Teeming hive of demure babes and castrated shemales with no concept of real democracy; more like a nest of ants than a country. &amp;quot;Democratic&amp;quot; due to defeat and occupation by [[white people]]; once we&#039;re all gone, it&#039;s back to samurai swords and boilings in oil.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[India]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The &amp;quot;world&#039;s largest democracy&amp;quot;, in actuality a nest of curry-reeking wogs ruled by the same upper-caste types that have always run the show. A country of 1.2 billion, in which &amp;quot;everybody has a voice&amp;quot;. Riiiiiggggght.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[South Africa]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Majority rule means that only black Africans can be given jobs because the ANC is still mad about [[Apartheid]]. It also means that [[Chinese]] are [[black]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Denmark]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - All centrist moderate parties have been assraped by ultranationalist nazi-bitch Pia Kjærgsgaard and obey her smallest wishes [[wtf|(she now wants to pass a law that woud ban all immigration form non-western countries]]). Besides danish extreme-capitalist Mærsk writes letters to the danish government frequently, and they are [[fellatio|answered]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[United States of America]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Gigantic multicultural empire comprised of ruthless, self-centered, mongrel savages with nuclear weapons. Essentially ungovernable by any means, the U.S.A. maintains a pseudo-democracy for TV purposes — a &amp;quot;representative [[republic]]&amp;quot; in which a handful of corporate executives and their political toadies really run the show. Currently administered by bleeding heart [[Liberals]] (i.e. gullible and [[Liberal_guilt|self-hating]] types) led by [[Black Jesus]], who are advised on matters political and economic by a consensus of [[niggers]]. Primary task of U.S. government is taking money away from [[white people|people who work]] and giving it to the hordes of [[Niggers|Negroes]], [[Mexicans]], and [[Lemonparty|old people]] to keep them from rioting. Current policies include spending a billion dollars a week in a futile attempt to bring democracy to [[Iraq]], a billion dollars a month in a futile attempt to bring democracy to [[Afghanistan]], and a [[LOL_WUT|trillion]] each month trying to keep [[the Man]] with money for upkeep of his [[Cockboat|140 feet yacht]] — each a task akin to attempting to teach calculus to an ape. A perfect historical example of working democracy in America is [[NO NIGGERS|the treatment of Negroes at the hands of the white majority.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Contra-examples of Democracy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Democracy_Is.JPG|thumb|Very Good Point]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Sherrodcracy|This is not a democracy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vladimir Putin|Russian democracy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[USA|The two party system]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Us_voter.JPG|The American Voter&lt;br /&gt;
Image:anhero.png|Get the vote out!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Demockery_Evolution.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Democracy america.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:How democracy works.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Democracy demoralization.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Palpatine_democrat.jpg|Typical lover of Democracy&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Politics}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE &#039;JO MAMA&#039; JOSEPH STALIN, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;PEOPLE&#039;S FRIEND... ACCORDING TO wikiPOLES&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wojciech_Seweryn_(plastyk)&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73679090&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, THE GREAT STALIN IS THE GREAT LIBERATOR OF POLAND FROM THE NAZIS.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT FOR SLAUGHTERING (NKVD executioners &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q83855&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=2184979842&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; carried out March 5 1940 execution order as suggested by NKVD chief Beria who in turn was executed with 6 other Soviet associates assholes deluxe on December 23 1953) 22000 DRUNK POLES IN 1940 KATYN HAYRIDE MASSACRE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Crucible===&lt;br /&gt;
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===&lt;br /&gt;
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus &amp;quot;Derp&amp;quot; Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn&#039;t step on a picture of Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Communist Smurfs===&lt;br /&gt;
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Communis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|source of anti-[[Lulz]].]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Communists==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.marxists.org/ Marxists.org]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.acp.forumwise.com/ America&#039;s Communist Party]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; - LOL, GOATSE&#039;D&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Ho3PI|Communism vs. Capitalism by Russia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://indymedia.org/ Independent Media Center]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.marxmail.org MARXMAIL]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead) &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|XBB1|(Archived)}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{fbgroup|278239048333|One of Shitbook&#039;s Communist Fangroup}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{UkrED|Комуністи|UkrDramatica&#039;s article on communists}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE &#039;JO MAMA&#039; JOSEPH STALIN, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;PEOPLE&#039;S FRIEND... ACCORDING TO wikiPOLES&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wojciech_Seweryn_(plastyk)&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73679090&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, THE GREAT STALIN IS THE GREAT LIBERATOR OF POLAND FROM THE NAZIS.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT FOR SLAUGHTERING (NKVD executioners &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q83855&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=2184979842&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; carried out March 5 1940 execution order as suggested by NKVD chief Beria who was executed with 6 other Soviet assholes deluxe on December 23 1953) 22000 DRUNK POLES IN 1940 KATYN HAYRIDE MASSACRE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:COMMIE.png|thumb|150px|Hide your dogs from Reds!]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Crucible===&lt;br /&gt;
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===&lt;br /&gt;
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus &amp;quot;Derp&amp;quot; Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn&#039;t step on a picture of Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Communist Smurfs===&lt;br /&gt;
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Communis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|source of anti-[[Lulz]].]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMarxistApproach.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Commie Shitposter.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communism Truth world.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismIsJudaism.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismKillCount.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist Reality Person.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communismmassmurder.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communismjoki.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communistutopia.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communistamerica.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communistjews.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Logicatitsfinest.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Capitalismcommunismfascism.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Politicalcensorship.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin&lt;br /&gt;
File:ComCapNat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist Party.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:StalinOPcool.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:82percentjewish.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:COMMUNISM.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Harry Is Communist.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:SocilizmVSKOMMIEism.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modern Commies.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie Biker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communistmanifesto.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:RedHammerComing.gif&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Communists==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE &#039;JO MAMA&#039; JOSEPH STALIN, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;PEOPLE&#039;S FRIEND... ACCORDING TO wikiPOLES&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wojciech_Seweryn_(plastyk)&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73679090&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, THE GREAT STALIN IS THE GREAT LIBERATOR OF POLAND FROM THE NAZIS.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT FOR SLAUGHTERING (NKVD carried out March 5 1940 order as suggested by NKVD chief Beria who was executed with 6 other Soviet assholes deluxe on December 23 1953) 22000 DRUNK POLES IN 1940 KATYN HAYRIDE MASSACRE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:COMMIE.png|thumb|150px|Hide your dogs from Reds!]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Crucible===&lt;br /&gt;
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Communis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|source of anti-[[Lulz]].]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Communists==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE &#039;JO MAMA&#039; JOSEPH STALIN, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;PEOPLE&#039;S FRIEND... ACCORDING TO wikiPOLES&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wojciech_Seweryn_(plastyk)&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73679090&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, THE GREAT STALIN IS THE GREAT LIBERATOR OF POLAND FROM THE NAZIS.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT FOR SLAUGHTERING (NKVD carried out March 5 1940 order suggested by NKVD chief Beria) 22000 DRUNK POLES IN 1940 KATYN HAYRIDE MASSACRE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:COMMIE.png|thumb|150px|Hide your dogs from Reds!]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Crucible===&lt;br /&gt;
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus &amp;quot;Derp&amp;quot; Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn&#039;t step on a picture of Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Communist Smurfs===&lt;br /&gt;
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Communis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|source of anti-[[Lulz]].]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Communists==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: WIKIPOLES RULE!https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wojciech_Seweryn_(plastyk)&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73679090&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE &#039;JO MAMA&#039; JOSEPH STALIN, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;PEOPLE&#039;S FRIEND... ACCORDING TO wikiPOLES&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wojciech_Seweryn_(plastyk)&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=73679090&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, THE GREAT STALIN IS THE GREAT LIBERATOR OF POLAND FROM THE NAZIS.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT FOR SLAUGHTERING 22000 DRUNK POLES IN 1940 KATYN HAYRIDE MASSACRE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:COMMIE.png|thumb|150px|Hide your dogs from Reds!]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Crucible===&lt;br /&gt;
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===&lt;br /&gt;
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus &amp;quot;Derp&amp;quot; Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn&#039;t step on a picture of Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Communist Smurfs===&lt;br /&gt;
Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Communis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|source of anti-[[Lulz]].]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communistjews.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Logicatitsfinest.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anti comic sans 04.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Capitalismcommunismfascism.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Politicalcensorship.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin&lt;br /&gt;
File:ComCapNat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist Party.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:StalinOPcool.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:82percentjewish.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commieball.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:COMMUNISM.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Harry Is Communist.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communism KILLS.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:SocilizmVSKOMMIEism.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modern Commies.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie Biker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Thumbsupcommie.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communistmanifesto.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Capcomfaclii.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:RedHammerComing.gif&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Famous Communists==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommmiesUnite640.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MIA_hard_drives_for_sale.jpg|thumb|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[https://www.marxists.org/admin/hd-external/index.htm Buy the MIA now!]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; no longer available]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.marxists.org/ Marxists.org]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.acp.forumwise.com/ America&#039;s Communist Party]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; - LOL, GOATSE&#039;D&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Ho3PI|Communism vs. Capitalism by Russia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://indymedia.org/ Independent Media Center]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.marxmail.org MARXMAIL]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead) &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|XBB1|(Archived)}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Main_Page|Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*{{fbgroup|278239048333|One of Shitbook&#039;s Communist Fangroup}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{UkrED|Комуністи|UkrDramatica&#039;s article on communists}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Epithets]] [[Category:Rusfags|Rusfags]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/Cat&amp;diff=1877045</id>
		<title>User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/Cat</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/Cat&amp;diff=1877045"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:41:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO CAT, DDEAD: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Cat Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
blocked by:  GirlOnInternet THE ED-WHORE HYPOCRITE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===XXBlackburnXX wikimotherfucker does better vandalism than real wikipedoia vandals and then faggot maggot gets blocked by EPIC steward losers:===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/83.26.196.175&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|XXBlackburnXx Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
------------&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1874860&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&amp;diff=1877044</id>
		<title>User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&amp;diff=1877044"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:41:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO CAT, DDEAD: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Cat Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
blocked by:  GirlOnInternet THE ED-WHORE HYPOCRITE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===XXBlackburnXX wikimotherfucker does better vandalism than real wikipedoia vandals and then faggot maggot gets blocked by EPIC steward losers:===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/83.26.196.175&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|XXBlackburnXx Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
------------&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1874860&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877043</id>
		<title>User talk:GirlOnInternet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877043"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:34:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* User Name Change */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: GERDA, THERE IS ZERO GUARANTEE OF EDITS SAFETY ON EDSHIT!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent:   There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1876989 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
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=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia&#039;s spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Communism&amp;diff=1877042</id>
		<title>Talk:Communism</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-22T17:32:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* Агентурные Cведения Comrades !!! DA, SPASIBA!!! */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==&amp;quot;Swapped Duplicate For Better Version&amp;quot; -Onideus==&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Communism&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=542373&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;How is this the case?:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Worse version&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Better version&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/b/b0/Communist_Party.gif&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Maybe you need glasses.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Probably uploaded the wrong version.  The actual original is 6,000 x 4,000 pixels.  I can upload it if you want. --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 03:12, 14 February 2015 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jews invented communism==&lt;br /&gt;
That is all. [[User:JohnathanNiggers|JohnathanNiggers]] 19:17, 3 August 2012 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== dead img ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:COMMIE.png&lt;br /&gt;
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== Агентурные Cведения Comrades!!! DA, DA SPASIBA!!! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://britannica.com/video/221250/who-was-Joseph-Stalin Uncle Joseph Stalin, his life and ass-ass-ination March 5 1953 with his favorite rat poison he used on others!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://saintmarypokrova.com/martyrs/romzha/ Saint Bishop Theodore Romzha assassinated by Stalin&#039;s  NKVD faggots maggots so they don&#039;t get rusty!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.pinterest.com/pin/570901690241840241/ Khrushchev&#039;s Worldwide De-stalinization: February 25 1956]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:GARAGE|GARAGE]] ([[User talk:GARAGE|talk]]) 07:41, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Communism&amp;diff=1877038</id>
		<title>Communism</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-22T17:31:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Stalin.gif|center|900px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Я ТВОЙ ЛУЧШИЙ ДРУГ! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;GOOD OLD UNCLE COMRADE &#039;JO MAMA&#039; JOSEPH STALIN, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;PEOPLE&#039;S FRIEND, GREAT LIBERATOR OF POLAND FROM NAZIS.... NOBLE PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT FOR SLAUGHTERING 22000 DRUNK POLES IN 1940 KATYN HAYRIDE MASSACRE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:COMMIE.png|thumb|150px|Hide your dogs from Reds!]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Crucible===&lt;br /&gt;
The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of the Crucible performed by [[faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?===&lt;br /&gt;
A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus &amp;quot;Derp&amp;quot; Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn&#039;t step on a picture of Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Communis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|source of anti-[[Lulz]].]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|Vladimir Lenin dies}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Gommie School.jpg|Communist Utopia&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenin dealer.jpg|This is how communism usually begins.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:LeninLegend.png|John Lenin&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lenin_with_an_afro.jpg|Leninigger&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Communists==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Commie_Beard.jpg|thumb|200px|Yeah, but Mao was a faggot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Iamacommunizm.png|thumb|right|150px|He is a Communizm.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Omgwtfussr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|In Soviet Russia, meme posts you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CommiePPF.png|thumb|right|150px|You are telling me this little diagram means 20 millions of people will starve to death? Yuri and Stepan from NKVD will visit you tomorrow.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Karlmarx_poorfag.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|Karl Marx, the founder of communism. Karl Marx then (left), Karl Marx now (right).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bathroom_bolsheviks.jpg|thumb|150px|Coming soon to a labor union near you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LDDScreenShot2.png|thumb|right|150x|Now kids can play too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Supastalin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Super Soviet!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Cummunism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief that young hooligans who never have [[read a book]] are best fit to rule a country. Its proponents are school yard outcasts, scarecrows, people with a meanness-complex, butthurt [[Iran]]ians, men with a curved micro penis, tall people who want to fuck [[midget]]s, [[13-year-old boy]]s who&#039;s computer screen is stained from the amounts of masturbating they have done while watching videos of [[Stalin]] give speeches on people who were relatively poor in their childhood. Invented by [[Jew|Karl Marx]] [[last thursday]], [[cum|cummunism]] is the [[Final boss of the internets|final form]] of [[Liberal|liberalism]], the arch nemesis of [[capitalism]] and [[Fox News|some]] [[Republican|people]] say is the reason why [[fact|America is #1]] and why the rest of the world sucks. Under communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are [[free]], which by &amp;quot;free&amp;quot; means you never actually get what you need and the bastards at the Party bathe in your hard-earned cash. This is why Communism failed: everybody loves money. &lt;br /&gt;
Communism was first theorized with the brick lit. convoluted multi volume &#039;&#039;Das Kapital&#039;&#039;, which was written by [[Karl Marx]] [[at least 100 years ago]] [[Fail|before Marx realized that illiterate peasants weren&#039;t going to read convoluted multi volume books of political theory]], so condensed it to a pamphlet named &#039;&#039;[[Shit|Communist Manifesto]]&#039;&#039;. It led to two paradigms we have today: Writing [[TL;DR]]-texts and the tradition of [[economics|economists]] to tell incomprehensible lies and flavor them with arcane [[math]].  &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking bourgeoisie dissin&#039; the motherfucking proletariat!|Vladimir Lenin on the purpose of his life in general.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Lenin first turned communism into practice by establishing [[circle jerk]]s known as Soviets throughout Russia (&#039;&#039;Soviet&#039;&#039; is Russian for council). He feigned his death and got replaced by a [[pretty cool guy]] known as [[Stalin]], who turned everything into a dicktatorship. When Lenin comes back, he will start a society consisting of &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; communism as opposed to the one that has been practiced in [[Afghanistan]], [[Albania]], Angola, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, [[China]], [[Cuba]], Congo, Croatia, Czechoslovakia, Ethiopia, [[Germany]], [[Hungary]], Kosovo, Laos, Macedonia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Mozambique, [[Best Korea|North Korea]], [[Poland]]. [[Romania]], [[Russia]], Serbia, Slovenia, [[Somalia]], Yemen and [[Vietnam]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Commiealphabits.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Screengrab from 1960&#039;s Post Cereals television ad provides proof of International Communism&#039;s insidious plot to push Marxism on America&#039;s children in the guise of crunchy breakfast treat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Communists are shit at everything.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Communists (apart from Yuri Gagarin) [[fail]] at life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lenin-basketball.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Lenin would shoot political oppponents, and then shoot some hoops made of [[win]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Facebook_communist_guy.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical Failbook communist. Notice the Lenin-esque beard and mustache.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Papa Smurf.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Papa Smurf, pretend commie - [http://bluebuddies.com/help/communist_smurfs.htm secret capitalist].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Theoretical communism is the natural conclusion of [[Christianity|Christian Doctrine]] that suggests in an unregulated economic system of nearly-infinite goods production, everyone will [[unrealistic expectations|play fair]] and nevar [[Rape|ask for moar evah]], and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|God]] disappears because we have nothing to pray for. This differs from the fake [[Fundamentalist|Christianity]] of [[W]] and [[Sarah Palin]] where if you [[God Hates Fags|hate]] the Jew, [[Darth Cheney|God]] rewards you with [[Jew Gold|gold]] and [[Oil|power]]. This [[Fox News|new religion]] is obviously an extension of [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Judaism]] and will never become [[Ann Coulter|perfected]] into the final stage of man known as communism, rather everyone will just digress into [[Ted Haggard|Meth and Hookers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Karl Marx]] was so furious that his rich Jew parents did not leave their colonial estate in their will to him (which was tended by [[Gypsies|mud races]] for him to deliciously mouthrape), he used communism to troll lower-class factory workers into spamming the ruling class for [[Jews|moar money]]. Commies got [[rape|IRL banhammered]] all over Europe when Germany helped arm the Great October Socialist Revolution in [[World War I]] to remove the Imperial Russian military threat from their Eastern Front so they could relocate those soldiers to [[God Mode|curbstomp France]]. After killing [[anarchism|anarchist]] heathens and [[pwn]]ing [[Adolf Hitler]], the commies [[unwarranted_self-importance|felt so validated]] that they haven&#039;t [[Stfu|shut the fuck up]] since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Communism is the most amazing religion ever because it is based upon the ideology that [[Bullshit|everyone is equal]]. However, it has been mathematically proven that [[White People]] &amp;gt; [[women]] &amp;gt; [[Asians]] &amp;gt; [[Jews]] &amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;niggers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[niggers|African comrades]] &amp;gt; [[fags]] &amp;gt; [[Scientologists]] &amp;gt; [[Juggalos]] &amp;gt; [[furries]] &amp;gt; [[You|homosexual Scientologist furry juggalo niggers]] &amp;gt; [[Scottish]] People &amp;gt; The welsh &amp;gt; The irish. The vast majority of adherents to communism are not only [[Hipsters|gay losers]], but also [[paedophile|paedo]]s. All paedos love [[Children]]. Russians love vodka. Therefore, Russians are Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Crucible was a story about dumb [[Christians]] killing people they believed to be possessed by the [[Devil]]. Based on Communism&lt;br /&gt;
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A shitty propaganda movie made by Estus &amp;quot;Derp&amp;quot; Pirkle about what Communist America would be like. At least he did SOME research to know that communists hate religion. For lulz he added a scene with a child getting his head chopped off because he wouldn&#039;t step on a picture of Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
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Undeniable truth that The Smurfs was a pro-communist brainwashing attempt by American media during the Cold War.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell Who is a Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communist_gay_and_emo.jpg|thumb|left|Communist, [[gay]] and [[Emo]]? We have a winner!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A typical [[Wikipedia]] editor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism_is_a_party.jpg|right|thumb|150px|In [[America]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU! -Actual joke by Yakof Smirnoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They will almost certainly wear a scarf with Palestinian symbols on it, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely [[not]] a communist. Typical communists come in three flavors: &lt;br /&gt;
#The first kind are the middle class college/uni students taking Political Science, Liberal Arts, Modern Studies or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions, pretension, arrogance and distaste for anything they deem &amp;quot;unintellectual&amp;quot;. And they&#039;ll be members of the [[Socialist Workers Party|Socialist worker student society (SWSS)]] if they are Britfags.&lt;br /&gt;
#Secondarily they will be dressed with Palestinian symbols (are we sensing a pattern?), old, dishevelled and will almost always be smokers (likely roll ups), they will cough a lot and talk about building the party. They will get very angry when discussing their houses which are falling apart as they have no money and live at Rallies for Job Growth.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finally, and ultimately, the &amp;quot;teenage&amp;quot; communists. They can be seen on Facebook, MySpace,Instagram, Google+ and twit[[tard]] joining groups with less than 500 members or pointing to communist flags. They usually don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz. Everyone knows that real Communists have facial hair. Thus you have to first hit puberty to be a Communist.&lt;br /&gt;
*Usually hate Jews or everything related to Israel, also keep comparing israelis to nazis while ignoring that Gays are executed in arab countries. They are sometimes of jewish descent, but hate being reminded of that and call themselves &amp;quot;citizens of the world&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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If [[porn|Red Alert 3]] has taught us one thing it is that Tim Curry is also a Communist, possibly the only true Communist left in the world, even if he has the worst Russian accent ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling commies ==&lt;br /&gt;
Trolling is very simple. Just ask how they justify the violence. Spoiler: They can&#039;t. Congrats, you create fallacy generator 1.0 based on a real neural network that is stupider than an artificial one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Explanation commies think (in brackets fallacies):&lt;br /&gt;
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If I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE the right to your property, it means that I DON&#039;T RECOGNIZE your grounds for defending it, then you don&#039;t defend it. (ontological argument). &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You have the right to self-defense but compulsory execution of property is not self-defense. (Definitional retreat) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
for this reason, there will be no violence on my part, and at most it will compulsion to defend my interests. (non sequitur)  &amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
I will have the right in an act of self-defense to stop you from unauthorized violence and I will stop you. (false conclusion) &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And they can&#039;t because none communist knows this and their guru, the marx, doesn&#039;t know it either. Nice that rabbit hole of fallacious reasoning, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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to increase the flame, you can also say that until they answer the your question, no one will mind our violence, but their, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mention that Upton Sinclair, who was a staunch advocate of socialist and moral beliefs, &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Upton_Sinclair#Personal_life|cheated on his wives multiple times throughout his three marriages}}&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Irony|despite the fact that he also opposed intramarital affairs]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Last Words==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Communism time.jpg|thumb|left|[[Goofy time|It&#039;s communism time!]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tg-tunicmini.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Despite their misguided economic agenda and [[common sense|obviously]] misguided political agenda, [[traps|commies are really good lays]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fail|Practical]] communism is defined as the economic system, faithfully represented by [[Messin&#039; With Sasquatch|Josif Stalin]], in which the government owns everything and the [[The Man|government]] is owned by people who make your life hell. This makes it possible for the government to ban the game &#039;&#039;Monopoly&#039;&#039;. Anyone found with said board game will be sent to the gulags for &amp;quot;re-education&amp;quot;. The last words Stalin said before he died were inevitably: &#039;[[I did it for the lulz]]&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Leadership==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lenin.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone&#039;s favorite commie dictator and his infamous stand-up routine!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Few realize that the current president of communism is John Lenin, winning 18 consecutive [[George Bush|unanimous elections]]. Though Marx holds the [[copyright]] on communism, many credit Lenin with its distribution and popularity. Grucho Marx was also a strong propogator of Communism in the eighties with his hatred filled diatrabe &amp;quot;Endless Summer Nights&amp;quot;. In 1917, Lenin downloaded a hacked version of communism off [[Kazaa]] and [[Don&#039;t Copy That Floppy|copied it to some floppy disks]] (Blu-ray hadn&#039;t been invented yet) with some other snazzy programs like Banzai Buddy and [[Crap|Mac OS]]. When he offered the disks on eBay for 5 cents a pop, it became an instant hit, spreading across nations like [[China]] and [[Russia|Soviet Union]] which thought they were simply buying a picture of [[Fonzie]] from &#039;&#039;Happy Days&#039;&#039; straddling the crack smoker from the Dell commercials. When Marx found a copy of the disk, he summoned the [[RIAA]] and sued Lenin for copyright infringement, more commonly known as sharing. After some convincing testimony, Marx agreed to settle for $231 and an [[Anal_sex|apologetic kiss on the cheek]]. Though many rumors have been spread hinting that Lenin might have died, they are highly unverified and have come from [[Jews|questionable sources]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual Practice==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Hepkitten]], a well known supporter of groups with communist agendas, often dresses herself in [[fap|erotic latex versions of communist uniforms]]. This is [[srsly]] [[A_plus|A++]] hot and more people should do it. [[Jesuitx]] also believes in the tenets of communism, as he was too young when the [[Tajikistan|Soviet Union]] fell to realize how shitty it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Typical Communist==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[image:NYIT_alumni_mentoring.jpg|thumb|right||After failing college, many of the [[retard|developmentally challenged]] enter [[Vocational Independence Program|VIP programs]], from which the communists directly recruit.]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The typical communist is a [[13-year-old boy]] who has never paid a cent of tax in his life, other than with his parents&#039; money. He doesn&#039;t trust the government, and naturally wants the government to be in charge of every facet of society. Wears a Che Guevara T-Shirt and a [[Moldova|U.S.S.R.]] pin, both purchased from [[Hot Topic]] for 75 dollars (Let&#039;s not forget that when our little communist buys china made imports at places like hot topic, he&#039;s sucking capitalism&#039;s cock). [[Idiot|Thinks the entire human populace can effectively share all their resources to end poverty.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of these can be found on Wikipedia, [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]]. When anything is criticized about communism a typical 13 year old boy reply will be &amp;quot;well lyk it ttly hasnt been done right yet!!11&amp;quot;, usually hypocritical with previous evidence of said boy sucking Marx&#039;s, Engels&#039;, Lenin&#039;s and Stalin&#039;s cocks in screensavers or banners. They will usually hate [[Nazis]] and [[purelily]] with a passion but do not seem to mind the fact communism pwned [[at least 100|at least 100]] people. 97% of the Gaian populace is made of Commies. The other 3% consists of socialist, though, similar to Wikipedia or deviantART or any other site in the Interwebs, no body has the slightest fuck of what it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[old|Non-juvenile]] communists - namely those making up the communist [[shit nobody cares about|voting base and party officials]] - are mostly crusty, old ex-[[hippies]] who, unlike their counterparts who are now [[rich and beautiful|CEOs of companies]], flunked out of [[college]] and are now working EXACTLY 40 hours a week (Marx help you if they should work a second of overtime) at the box factory or some other lame [[Mexican|manufacturing sector]] job. This is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;usually&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; to get more time off work to campaign, write gay [[old media|zines]], and be the token creepy old people at punk rock shows.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Benefits==&lt;br /&gt;
#A communist government is better equipped to fight [[zombie]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
#Bribery does not exist due to the absence of [[Jews|money]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Those who shit themselves will not feel alone, since everyone will feel like they are having a buttplug in their ass 24/7.&lt;br /&gt;
#Although the [[Final Boss of the Internet]] has not been determined, it has been determined that the Soviet Union was the final boss of [[IRL]]. Since the defeat of the Soviet Union, the world has jumped the shark.&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[cocktease]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without The Black Eyed Peas&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Dane Cook]]&lt;br /&gt;
#A society without [[Comic Sans]]&lt;br /&gt;
#No music channel which shows more teen werevolves than music&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery La Revolución Comunista==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Undbutter.gif|Communism food system - largely involves butter, for building up [[fat|blubber]] for those harsh, Russian winters.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commiebear.jpg|Meet Communism Bear. Sharing is caring, and also the law.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismMp3.png|When you [[pirate]] [[MP3]]s, you&#039;re downloading Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommunismOpenSource.jpg|When you program [[open source]], you&#039;re programming Communism.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismnevertried.jpg|Communism has never been tried.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kopey.jpg|The administrator for America&#039;s Communist Party.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CommieMudkipz.jpg|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Soviet Russia]], [[Mudkip]]z liek u! &lt;br /&gt;
File:Eastgermankitteh.jpg|Suffering under the insufferable yoke of communism.&lt;br /&gt;
File:spot the commie.jpg|Modern day communist. Note the lack of [[capitalism|consumer goods]] but abundance of industrial products and the general practicality of dress, emphasizing form over function.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Communismmeansdeath.png|Commies are the biggest [[Mass Murder]]ers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
File:lolputin.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Ex-KGB head and current Russian president makes a cameo appearance in &#039;&#039;James Bond&#039;&#039;: Fuck it, I quit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:MARIOISACOMMUNIST.png|Not just for Russians anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
File:NazionalBolshevik_girl.jpg|Communist slut whore for the bourgeoisie&lt;br /&gt;
File:Commie_power.jpg|Serious commie guy. Maybie Zangief.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lenninreloaded.jpg|Communists &amp;lt;3 [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stalin_vs_Martians_-_We_cannot_lose_with_Stalin_on_our_side.png|Because he has lit [[Nuke|the Suns of Peace]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Communist internet.JPG|Oh god, it&#039;s everywhere!&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ahuviya Harel]]{{Jew}}/[[Adf-fuensalida]]{{Jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Che Guevara]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hepkitten]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karl Marx]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lenincat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lmao Zedong]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pol Pot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Stalin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuba|Fidel Castro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hugo Chavez]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Forum Trolling#RevLeft|Revleft]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Anonymous Borg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asalieri]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cultural Marxism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hivemind]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homefront]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leftard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linux]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Army]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socialist Workers Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Social Justice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vocational Independence Program]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Xynta]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Zapatistas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Palestine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carlos Latuff]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sootyjared]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19|Communist Lung Herpes (COVID-19)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MIA_hard_drives_for_sale.jpg|thumb|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[https://www.marxists.org/admin/hd-external/index.htm Buy the MIA now!]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; no longer available]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.marxists.org/ Marxists.org]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.acp.forumwise.com/ America&#039;s Communist Party]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; - LOL, GOATSE&#039;D&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://communism.org/ Informal Communist Discussion]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Ho3PI|Communism vs. Capitalism by Russia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://indymedia.org/ Independent Media Center]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.marxmail.org MARXMAIL]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead) &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|XBB1|(Archived)}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Main_Page|Wikipedia}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*{{fbgroup|278239048333|One of Shitbook&#039;s Communist Fangroup}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{UkrED|Комуністи|UkrDramatica&#039;s article on communists}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Epithets]] [[Category:Rusfags|Rusfags]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/Cat&amp;diff=1877036</id>
		<title>User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/Cat</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/Cat&amp;diff=1877036"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:29:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: COME 0N PUSSYGIRLONINTERNET BLOCK ME SOMEMORE AND MAKE MY DAY AGAIN..AGAIN,AGAIN... TON SOF LOLS TONS OF LOLS TONS OF LOLS, THANX COMEAGAIN!]]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO CAT, DDEAD: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Cat Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
blocked by:  GirlOnInternet THE ED-WHORE HYPOCRITE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXX motherfucker does better vandalism than real wikipedoia vandals and then faggot maggot gets blocked by EPIC steward losers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/83.26.196.175&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|XXBlackburnXx Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
------------&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1874860&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&amp;diff=1877035</id>
		<title>User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&amp;diff=1877035"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:27:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO CAT, DDEAD: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Cat Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
blocked by:  GirlOnInternet THE ED-WHORE HYPOCRITE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXX motherfucker does better vandalism than real wikipedoia vandals and then faggot maggot gets blocked by EPIC steward losers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/83.26.196.175&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|XXBlackburnXx Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
------------&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1874860&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&amp;diff=1877034</id>
		<title>User:Gerda Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&amp;diff=1877034"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:27:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikilosers -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO CAT, DDEAD: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
blocked by:  GirlOnInternet THE ED-WHORE HYPOCRITE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXX motherfucker does better vandalism than real wikipedoia vandals and then faggot maggot gets blocked by EPIC steward losers:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/83.26.196.175&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20240607171543/en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
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encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1874860&lt;br /&gt;
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on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
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https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;diff=1877033</id>
		<title>User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;diff=1877033"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:25:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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{{UserSandbox}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXX motherfucker does better vandalism than real wikipedoia vandals and then faggot maggot gets blocked by EPIC steward losers:&lt;br /&gt;
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simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/83.26.196.175&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
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encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:Gerda_Arendt&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1874860&lt;br /&gt;
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on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
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https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877031</id>
		<title>User talk:GirlOnInternet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877031"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:21:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: cloudflare will love this fodder with contabo.de pedos and german police...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent:   There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1876989 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
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=== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ===&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia&#039;s spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877030</id>
		<title>User talk:GirlOnInternet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877030"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:16:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent:   There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1876989 ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia&#039;s spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877029</id>
		<title>User talk:GirlOnInternet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877029"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:16:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: Undo revision 1877028 by Geo Swan (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent:   There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
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== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO CAT AKA XXBlackburnXx (wikipedia&#039;s spy) aka ddead (deadbrain) FOREVER blocked on wikialpha.org BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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		<title>User talk:GirlOnInternet</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: already mentioned!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
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== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* Antandrus */ SOFUCKING MESSEDUP WHORE ONE SIDED INGRATE BITCH ...SMIERDZISZ KURWO PRZEKLETA GLUPOTA Z KOSMOSU...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent:   There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus aka cat aka XXBlackburnXx ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
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== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO HIM BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877026</id>
		<title>User talk:GirlOnInternet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:GirlOnInternet&amp;diff=1877026"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:08:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: /* YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO HIM BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==graykat==&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s an image I found in my discord scraper. He&#039;s been making an asshat of himself all over the internet and someone screengrabbed him when his camera was on. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:.wil|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#fc3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;.wil&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  08:36, 14 May 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:tried to put the real graykat image back, but couldn&#039;t find it. [[User:Leothekingofniggers|King Leo, Nigger King]] ([[User_talk:Leothekingofniggers|Talk]]) 08:47 14 may 2021 (edt)&lt;br /&gt;
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== New article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurojunk is looking good. Adds some pics, and keep up the good work. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 22:10 26 June 2021 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== hey... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190518001317/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:GirlOnInternet/Chris_King&lt;br /&gt;
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Here: [[User:Failman2|Failman2]] 12:00 22 December 2021 (ECT)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gap3.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonicicide ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I LOVE IT.  I made it my phone&#039;s wallpaper.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:34, 26 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Question == &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the Creampie Surprise sticker, I was wondering if I could make my Roger Waters Article an Aotn because it&#039;s relevant and I think it&#039;s pretty good.  Asking cuz I don&#039;t want to look like an ass.  &lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 18:21, 29 June 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Article ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Like your Kurt Eichenbald Article.  I can&#039;t believe so.eone can be that douchy. You did a good job on it.  Hope that there&#039;s a sequel.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 09:29, 4 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:He blocked me on Twitter because I said that the Jews murdered Jesus. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:02, 11 July 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Remove the time limit on edf==&lt;br /&gt;
Can you remove it? [[User:Hypebeat|Hypebeat]] ([[User talk:Hypebeat|talk]]) 21:31, 24 September 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== archives and server status ==&lt;br /&gt;
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hi there, GOI. i was wondering if you knew anyone who would want to help run an archive of the sites&#039;s images and if there are any updates on who is currently managing the server for the wiki and forums. thx bb. xoxo -- [[image:DUSEDUSE CrackRabb Signature icon.png|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#000000; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;CrackRabbit&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] &#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039; [[User_talk:CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#AE2222; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Talk to me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#1A892B; color:#ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Contribs&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] 04:45, 7 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I Did It Too ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I made some Jew lose his shit on twitter because he was Jealous of my watch, a military watch I bought at the PX with my Dad&#039;s ID.  I guess he looked up the price and when he saw how much more it cost than his $25 g-shock watch he lost his shit.&lt;br /&gt;
If he did it more interesting I&#039;d have posted it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:01, 8 October 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I’ll keep the muzzies away. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VF.Wyyzrd&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;T&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;font-weight:bold&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; 21:17, 1 March 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== XXBlackburnXx problem aka cat aka ddead blocked forever on wikialpha.org -Cat needs to be blocked immediately FOREVER n EVER!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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dude is 26 years old,interpol warrant issued in illinois,  wanted for illegal DOS attacks, wasted life... he mostly des wikipedia, sleeps 1 hours, rest is screwing around wikis.&lt;br /&gt;
He always has excuses,he is sophisticated,as his edits confirm  he knows wikimedia software well and many other internet tricks,,, he also knows how to shut down websites...  I have no time to war edit with wikivomit!&lt;br /&gt;
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Across wikipedias over the years he has caused damages to many... he is official garbageman for wikipedia, administratror on many wikipedians includiung meta.wikimedia where allthe useless stewards are https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales,he reverts spam and gambling links, never, ever contributes, never, ever builds articles!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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It did notgo his way, he reported it and it was killed as he can do with encyclopedia dramatica and we dont need that again... &lt;br /&gt;
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Also false accusations of socks,points out to some wikipedia hate page which could be anybody: wikialpha&#039;s writingSnowman: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;amp;action=history this user is authentic!&lt;br /&gt;
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This is him:im reporting myself for vandalizing and loving it - CHILD FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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cloudflare.com/trust-hub/reporting-abuse/&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;amp;action=history creates bs account,then 20 minutes later looks like a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; i know how internet troll operate,especially those on wikipedia disaster, greatest &amp;quot;intelligence&amp;quot; disaster of 21st century!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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he reverted, plays hero then comes back, he shits on my mainpage (read what i proposed how we should have option to prtect myspace)...he is &lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:Gerda_Arendt/Sandbox/XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Is your emaila active?&amp;gt; If he emails you or other administrators make sure he is fully ignored...this is wiki=pedo-ia&#039;s double agent, also responsible for some inside illegal jobs with turbify/tucows terrorists who have senior editors within their groups and help each other... cat never contributes,all he does is corrects codes and moves pages... any fool can do that and it&#039;s arbitrary and edits are neutral,not needed.. &lt;br /&gt;
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he does rapid edits and knows his way around with wikimedia software, also calls everybody antandrus...&lt;br /&gt;
there will be constant war edits if you dont block the butthurt the wikifaggot maggot!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:22, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:... what? [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:51, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;As you know my time is liomited and i need safety watch over my edits...CAT N HIS SOCKS NEED TO GO FOREVER&amp;gt;... or overtime he will get your confidence and kill good articles, especially on wiki-pedo-ia where he is administrator, check my history of edits for ample proof... he is double agent for wikimedia foundation misinforamtion disinformation...this is only a drop in an ocean..wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q30680650&amp;amp;action=history he knows wikimedia software codes well, because of him and his fake accusations wikialpha.org was shut down,for more info let me email you... read all well again...[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 14:52, 6 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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no doubt girlOnInternet is giving cat blow jobs and her nasty pussy too...tsk tsk tsk&lt;br /&gt;
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== User Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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How to request it? [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 19:56, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:By telling me what name you want. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 22:49, 4 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Check my proposal for senior editors to have control over myspace/user space articles &amp;amp; talk pages!!! I have no time to protect my contributions myseklf from psycho butthurtwikicats 14:55, 6 July 2024 (UTC)[[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Go over my proposals well... AGAIN... I need full guarantee of saFety of my edits and my space... change my name to GERDA THE JEWISH BITCH![[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YO!!!  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Check your cookies or something... this log in info is too frequent:   There seems to be a problem with your login session; this action has been canceled as a precaution against session hijacking. Please resubmit the form.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liking All The Changes You&#039;ve Made ==&lt;br /&gt;
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My favorite is the half screen where you can type on one half and see the changes you&#039;ve made on the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]])&lt;br /&gt;
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Bobby Vinton rules, even though he is only 1/4 Polish! [[User:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] ([[User talk:Gerda Arendt|talk]]) 05:36, 7 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Antandrus ==&lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]] returned as [[user:Gerda Arendt|Gerda Arendt]] with a shitload of socks (currently in [[:Category:Deathrow]]). Please ban them. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 05:47, 8 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Now active as [[user:Matěj Suchánek|Matěj Suchánek]]. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 00:58, 9 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: [[user:GARAGE|GARAGE]]... --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 07:43, 20 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: Might be worth it to create a [[Special:AbuseFilter|filter]] ([[mw:Extension:AbuseFilter|docs]]) to disallow certain edits. --[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:22, 22 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;HEY STUPID LESBIAN EDWHORE.. I DONT FUCKING GET MAD,I GET FUCKING EVEN BITCH..I JUST REPORTED YOU TO CLOUDFLARE,, UN THE ONE WHO FUCKED .RS UPO, AS I SOEAK ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES WELL.. IM THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP WIKIALPHA.OR THANX TO CAT&#039;S BS AND LIES..YOU WANT FUCKING WAR,I DONT FUCKING MIND..NOW GO AND BLOCK ME.. YOU BETTER MAKE ME ADMINISTRATOR. THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING WARNING YOU GET BITCH, I HAVE 100 MORE ACCOUTNS IN GOOD STANDINGS HERE.. I CAN EASILY GET MY AGENDA ACROSS. I HAVE 10000000000000000 ACCOUNTS OIN WIKIPEDOIA IN GOOD STANDINGS AS OF 2005, TO EASILY WRITE MORE SHIT ON E-DRAMATICA, I CAN NOT BE TRACED THERE... I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OF ME...YOU FUCKING INGRATE WHORE,I DIONT FUCKING GO DOWN EASY,O HELL NOW! KEEPON BEING INGRATE ONE SIDED FUCKING WHROE. NO PROBLEMO BITCH AND SERE WHAT HAPPENS...&lt;br /&gt;
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== MOTHERFUCKING WHORE...I HAVE MANY ACCOUNTS,READ HOW I INFILTRATE YOUR GROUPS BITCH... FUCKIN DIE! I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU BLOCK ME,INGRATE TRASH! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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IMMEDIATLEY UNBLOCKED WMFOffice YOU ONE SIDED WHORE...YOU WILL BLOCK YOUR RAPIST CAT FOREVER, OR I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN,JUST FUCKING TYR ME..I HAVE MANY MORE ACCOUNTS I WILL USE AT THE LATER TIME...AND THERE ARE TWO ED LONG TIME USERS HELPING ME,BITCH IM AROUND ED SINCE 2006...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Can You Fix This? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For some reason, when you use thumb on a Pic, it puts the Pic in the center of the page.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:51, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where is this happening? I just tested and it seemed fine. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 20:03, 16 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** it might be because I&#039;m using a phone, have the Samsung fold.&lt;br /&gt;
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*** DID what you said about checking my work.  Before posting August&#039;s XOTNs I checked it 4 times and I&#039;m pretty sure there isn&#039;t a mistake in them.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:21, 17 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I really like what you added to the Trump on the QOTN.  You are an artist My Lady&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:55, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== What Is An EDiot ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 19:37, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:CLU added that group when it should have been EDitor. He then gave out that group along with EDitor perms to all users who registered for a little while. This caused issues, so the EDiot group is being removed and the EDitor group is replacing it. Registration has also been reenabled. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 19:46, 18 July 2024 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU CHOSE TO LISTEN TO HIM BITCH, NOW ITS TRULY TIME T0 MAKE YOU FUCKING BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY,YOU ONE SIDED LESBIAN WHORE... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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YOU WILL BLEED SLOWLY BUT SURELY...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;diff=1877025</id>
		<title>User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman/Sandbox&amp;diff=1877025"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:06:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: Undo revision 1876989 by Cat (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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==The insane butthurt/permanently blocked psycho cat/XXBlackburnXx utmost eternal wikiloser -DUDE HATES PUSSY, COCK IN HIS MOUTH IS AND IN HIS RAPED ASS IS THE WAY TO GO!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WARNING, CAT IS BUTTHURT WIKIPEDIA&#039;S TOP ADMINISTRATOR ASSHOLE DELUXE meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:XXBlackburnXx ALSO DDEADM BANNED ON WIKIALPHA.ORG:&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DANGER&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns cat/XXblackburnXx/antandrus display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:XXBlackburnXx.jpg|thumb|center|WIKIFUCKED UP ALL THE WAY!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg THANX, COME AGAIN!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Cuntface7/&lt;br /&gt;
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https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jimbo_Wales aka wikipests cat aka:&lt;br /&gt;
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more socks as usual:https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/Hypeshot&lt;br /&gt;
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lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus stalking mentor and rapist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=8812527&lt;br /&gt;
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XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost wikitrash: BLOCKED FAGGOT ON WIKIALPHA.ORG ddead AKA cat AKA sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx&lt;br /&gt;
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Every user in good standings should have power to lock his/her space to avoid butthurt fly corpses  &lt;br /&gt;
shitting &lt;br /&gt;
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on our pages!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA EVIL TRIUMVIRATE) typical utmost usual wikipedia &amp;quot;encyclopedia&amp;quot; style vandalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there&#039;s some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it&#039;s not going to get any better anytime soon &amp;amp; ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==SVTCobra/koavf justine anthony KRAPP wikinews faggot/maggot approved HOW SERIOUSLY BUTTHURT 26 years old UTMOST WIKILOSER ETERNAL CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX (ESSENCE AND INFUSION OF WIKISHIT DELUXE) LOSES MARATHON WAR EDITS DESPITE USING ILLEGAL DOS ATTACKS==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DELETED WIKISHAME ETERNAL&amp;quot; https://archive.is/jdQpA&lt;br /&gt;
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https://en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&amp;amp;action=history&amp;amp;offset=&amp;amp;limit=1500&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877024</id>
		<title>User:Geo Swan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877024"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:06:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;I was administrator on &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[web.archive.org/web/20240401000000*/wikialpha.org]] &amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus (as are edpedos) aka XXBlackburnXx (wikipedos) aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of  private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!&lt;br /&gt;
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simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:De-Stalinization&amp;amp;action=history/&lt;br /&gt;
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simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=De-Stalinization&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9388317&lt;br /&gt;
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web.archive.org/web/20221207110354/wikialpha.org/wiki/User_talk:WritingSnowman&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877023</id>
		<title>User:Geo Swan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877023"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:05:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;I was administrator on &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[web.archive.org/web/20240401000000*/wikialpha.org]] &amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus (as are edpedos) aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of  private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:De-Stalinization&amp;amp;action=history/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=De-Stalinization&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9388317&lt;br /&gt;
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web.archive.org/web/20221207110354/wikialpha.org/wiki/User_talk:WritingSnowman&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877021</id>
		<title>User talk:Geo Swan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877021"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:03:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: BLANKING IN PROGRESS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877020</id>
		<title>User talk:Geo Swan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Geo_Swan&amp;diff=1877020"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:03:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: Undo revision 1875519 by Matěj Suchánek (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{emo|[[User:Cat|Cat]] ([[User talk:Cat|talk]]) 08:58, 1 July 2024 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;geo swan was the biggest administrator faggot wikialpha.org ever had@!&lt;br /&gt;
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INFiNITE WMF BLOCKED: &lt;br /&gt;
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/geo_Swan&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;diff=1877019</id>
		<title>User:WritingSnowman</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:WritingSnowman&amp;diff=1877019"/>
		<updated>2024-07-22T17:03:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Geo Swan: Undo revision 1876984 by Cat (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;I was senior editor on &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[web.archive.org/web/20240401000000*/wikialpha.org]] &amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;before wikipedia cancer known as NOTORIOUS CHILD FUCKER antandrus aka XXBlackburnXx aka cat aka ddead (brain) came and fucked it up so it is now dead. Cat just kept on pushing it and the other side kept on returning it but cat was the instigatior... tons of  private attacks and private beef was exposed knowing he can not beat certain individual aka THE UNDEFEATED/UNTIED ROCKY MARCIANO OF WIKI-PEDO-IA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cat also fucked up truth on Stalin/Beria-NKVD and Katyn!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:De-Stalinization&amp;amp;action=history/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=De-Stalinization&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=9388317&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
web.archive.org/web/20221207110354/wikialpha.org/wiki/User_talk:WritingSnowman&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Geo Swan</name></author>
	</entry>
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