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GARAGE: wikipedians butthurt.. child fuckers,. slavic translation:https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=29582132

wikipedians butthurt.. child fuckers,. slavic translation:https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steward_requests/Global&diff=prev&oldid=29582132

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GARAGE: https://id.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pembicaraan_Pengguna:WillsonEP09&diff=prev&oldid=26018677 WillsonEP09 allowed XXcatXx harassment Undo revision 1913746 by Cat (talk)useless crap by XXcatXx just to show off he is "busy here"https://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2020/04/cz-dworzec-ma-cos-wspolnego-z-7.html?showComment=1766175781072#c7155992550615611023

== Summary ==
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User:GARAGE/HOW TO SUE EDPEDOS

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As of September 2024, the only active mirrors of ED were encyclopediadramatica.win and edramatica.com. Encyclopedia dramatica is using evasive tricks to avoid lawsuits including putting misinformation on wikipedias. Jacob Stellmach claims he is the owner of .com but he is quasi owner... only marioMario456 is mostly owner of .win (now gone, turned out to be some 17 year old interpol wanted pedo) section but he does not have many visitors. Majority owner remains Brian Zaiger<ref>lalaw.com/d-mass-ip-litigation/article/monsarrat-v-brian-zaiger-dba-encyclopediadramaticase-17-cv-10356/</ref> and lawsuits should be directed towards him and Jacob Stellmach or Jacob Stellmacher assuming he is not cover up for GirlOnInternet or hipcrime (one of the oldest edpedos)....

Party Van

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GARAGE:

{{achtung| FBI Director Christopher Wray. Yes Donald? You're Fired!}}
[[Cock]] and [[pussy]] are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on [[Genital Herpes|genital]] meat, because it's against their [[Bullshit|religion]] and their [[Angry Gay Pope|Holy Leader]] Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly [[Mormon]]ic gang of thugs known as the '''Federal Bureau of Investigation'''. Also known as '''The Authorities''', '''The Feds''', '''Federal Bureau (for) Mossad Israel''', or the '''Fucking Bunch of Idiots''' ('''{{archive|qWHnK|it's true!}}'''), the '''Party Van''' is [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]], designed to help corporations throw you in [[jail]] for sharing ones and zeroes—despite [[Communism|sharing]] [[Lie|being the basis of our human society]]. Having purged all the [[Communism|Commies]] and [[Nigger|nonconformists]] from Amerika, now they're after ''you''.

[[Image:Piracy.png|frame|center|lies|[[Lie|Indisputable truth]]]]

[[File:Journalists interview hoover.jpg|thumb|right|300px|A master of disguise]]

THIS WEBPAGE OF THE [[Internets|INTERNETS]] IS BEING OBSERVED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE [[Buttsecks|JUSTICE DEPARTMENT]] FOR VIOLATION OF FEDERAL [[Lulz|LULZ]] MANDATES AS DEFINED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

AS A VISITOR, YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN AN EXTENSIVE BACKGROUND TEST. YOUR DISTINCTIVE FINGERPRINTS, SCARS, FORDYCE'S SPOTS, HAIR COLOR, HAIR TYPE, DATE AND TIME OF BIRTH, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, GENDER, ETHNIC BACKGROUND, FAT DISTRIBUTION, OCULAR SURFACE, BLOOD TYPE, BLOOD PRESSURE, CHROMOSOME COUNT, INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT, SAT SCORE, EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT, EPIDERMAL TENSILE STRENGTH, NEURAL IMPULSE QUADRATURE MODULATION FREQUENCY, MOLAR MASS, PENIS/CLITORIS GIRTH, CLOCK SPEED, NEGRO-HORMONE LEVEL, MIDICHLORIAN COUNT, OT LEVELS, THETAN DETECTION, SPERM COUNT, GREY MATTER VOLUME, CARPAL DERMAL TISSUE CONDUCTIVITY, HEAT OF VAPORIZATION, FIRST IONIZATION ENERGY, SALIVARY VISCOSITY, STOOL CONSISTENCY, SPECIFIC HEAT, RESONANCE STRUCTURE, CRYSTALLINE PACKING STRUCTURE, ANAL DIAMETER, BRUCE TREADMILL TEST SCORES, BODY MASS INDEX, BODY-FAT PERCENTAGE, PERSONALITY TYPE, VO2 MAX, LETHAL DOSES FOR VARIOUS CHEMICALS, ACOUSTIC ABSORPTION CHARACTERISTICS, OTHER BIOMETRIC DATA, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, FAVORITE COLOR, AND STDS MAY BE DOCUMENTED AND STORED INDEFINITELY AT AN UNSPECIFIED LOCATION WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT AND/OR KNOWLEDGE. THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS MAY, CONDITIONAL TO ITS FAIL AND AIDS AGREEMENT, RELEASE RECORDS DISPLAYING YOUR NAME TO INDIVIDUALS PETITIONING IT UNDER THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT OF 1996.

'''THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. YOUR PARTICIPATION ENSURES THE [[Bullshit|DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM]] OF [[Americunt|AMERICA]].'''

==WTF is all this==
[[Image:Thegreatcocklessone.jpg|thumb|right|OUR FEARLESS LEADER]]
You can thank Old Man Hoover for making this "agency" back in the 1920s. At the height of the paranoia over Prohibition (thank you Harry Anslinger, you cunt!), ol' [[Hitler|Jerk Edgar]] was having a holy shit-cow over [[communism|communists]] in his America-stew. He was a repressed [[dick]]-polisher and Friend'o'White-[[Jesus]] at a time when "communications" meant a ten-cent telegram. In some ways the [[Faggot|Booreau]] hasn't grown out of its crude-assed childhood. They still use jackboot-monkeyboy techniques and [[homoerotic]] [[Bullshit|subtext]] uniforms/equipment to "[[Faggot|Get Their Mane]]" and [[suck]] it off.

Mind, the [[Pussy]] Van does not roll without "emeniez of the State" to go after and then wave in front of a compliant [[Old media|press]] as "terrible monsters". All the [[butthurt]]yness of [[AnonOps]], [[LulzSec]], [[GNAA]], [[Lizard Squad]], etc are the result of their own paranoia as well as the many fucked-up and badly formed cases the DOJ, Bureau, [[NSA]] and other alphabet soup assembled against h4x0rs. Ask [[your mom]], [[Ryan Cleary]] or [[weev]] for shit examples. Being a bunch of emotionally submature l00bz, 1334 hex0rs are always pissed that someone came after them for "a bit of harmless fun". Only the really stupid ones get caught, because the Fedz are even dumber. They are always 10-20 years behind in [[Cancer Jesus|technology]] compared to a scabby [[teenage]] girl with the latest [[iphone]]. They won't move a ballsack unless [[Jesus is Hitler|JAEZUS]] tells them it's okay to do it. The Bureau is fulla [[Mormons|Morons]], Hoooover lieked them because they were clean, quiet and compliant. They would cheerfully destroy whoever J. [[Anus]] hated that week.

Agents of the Boooreau always [https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/30/us/florida-fbi-shooting-boston/index.html get] their man/thing, [https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/30/us/florida-fbi-shooting-boston/index.html and] [https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/convicted-defendants-left-uninformed-of-forensic-flaws-found-by-justice-dept/2012/04/16/gIQAWTcgMT_story.html doesn't] [https://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/19/us/in-150-shootings-the-fbi-deemed-agents-faultless.html never] [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/06/iceland-a-nexus-for-us-wikileaks-investigations-new-york-times-says/ fuck] '''{{wikilink|Gregory_Scarpa#Recovery_of_the_bodies_of_Chaney,_Goodman,_and_Schwerner|up}}''', '''{{wikilink|John_P._O%27Neill|evar}}'''. They are '''{{archive|czcew|honest}}''' and '''{{archive|pnRrc|upright}}''' citizens all the time. They go undercover occasionally and [https://www.thisamericanlife.org/471/the-convert-2012 make] [http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/20/fbi.muslim.groups/ complete] fools of themselves. And if you ever have to deal with an Agent of the Boooreau, and you want to ruin his day, ask him about [https://educate-yourself.org/tg/ Ted Gunderson]. Or [http://www.cnn.com/US/9607/03/investigating.fbi/index.html?_s=PM:US Gary Aldrich]. Go ahead.

{{quote|With a guy like Ted there to buck up your credibility, you ain’t got much to begin with! The best way to describe Gunderson is that he was like “Jethro Bodine” pretending to be a “double-naught spy” on The Beverly Hillbillies. At one point during his career he oversaw 700 plus officers of the FBI’s Southern California bureau, and yet frankly, he’s one of the stupidest people I’ve ever met. Whenever someone asks me how he got in such a position, I tell them, “He was big and he was pushy.” (I’d run into him a few more times over the years, including when I interviewed him about Satanic cults for another spot on the show. He was a comic foil for me twice in the series).|--'''{{archive|ZKw1Q|The Bureau's Finest}}'''}}

==[[OL]] Expressions of Gratitude==
[[Image:Fbihawt.jpg|thumb|[[Trap|Maybe it's not so bad being caught...]]]]
[[File:Fox Mulder Simpsons.jpg|thumb|right|Or maybe it is...]]
*[http://www.yarnivore.com/francis/archives/001102.html Heaneyland!]
**"I SAY FUCK THE FBI/RIAA/MPAA AND THE REST OF THE FUCKING BASTARDS GO SCREW YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*'''{{archive|9299k|Ubersite}}'''
**"Forget the fact that I've lived in [[Canada]] my entire fucking life, a country who poses absolutely no threat to you whatsoever, and whose navy is less threatening than the fucking ''Love Boat''. Forget the fact that I've been to the States a million fucking times before. Forget the fact that I've never even seen a fucking [[gun]] in my life, let alone know how to operate a bomb. With my luck I would probably blow my [[dick]] off and still manage to live. And the worse part is, one of the FBI guys was cross-eyed. The [[bitch]] was fucking cross-eyed with a giant mole on his forehead. I was scared shitless and trying not to laugh all at the same time. So in short, [[fuck]] the FBI." [[tl;dr|Long story short]], whiny Canadian bitches about a completely different country he knows nothing about. Whiny Americunt bitches about a country he couldn't point to on a map. Whiny Canadian continues to bitch cause it's what he and his countrymen(see: pussies) Whiny Can'tnadian pissed off cause his country continues to yield no significance to anything relevant on the world's stage. Nor has his country contributed anything since John Candy.

*'''{{archive|P5XhQ|WAR on Freedom of the press: Bush & FBI demand weblogs, financial data}}'''
**"Fuck our monkey boy president, fuck his trigger happy [[Dick Cheney|VP]] whore, fuck the FBI and fuck anyone else who's got the power to do something and hasn't."
*'''{{archive|lgVnL|High Times: Twelve Arrested in Alleged Pot Candy Operation}}'''
**"fuck the fuckin dea, fuck the police, fuck the fbi, fuck the cia, fuck the patriot act, fuck the narcs, fuck the atf" <--[[ALL CAPS|UR DOING IT WRONG]]
*[http://www.pigdog.org/categories/liberty.html Pigdog Journal - Liberty]
**"Yes, that's right -- if you notice that you're being followed and head to the police to report it, the FBI following you will arrest you, ignore the assistant DA's instructions not to charge you, and stash you in jail for half a week. For, er, nothing. 'Cuz they suck. Weenies."
***Fuck u FBI i pwnt your mom last night hardcore. It was some great [[buttsecks]], im gonna rape all your daughters now too [[for the lulz]]. Have a nice day [[faggot|lovely people]].

*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/meet-the-woman-in-charge-of-the-fbis-most-contentious-high-tech-tools/2015/12/08/15adb35e-9860-11e5-8917-653b65c809eb_story.html Meet the Biotch Who Does The Bureau's Tech Dorkery]
**"Firms that feared being tagged as tools of a privacy-invading government became less willing to assist in surveillance “because it was perceived as not a good business model to be seen as cooperating with the government,” Hess said. It used to be, she said, that companies meeting a legal requirement to provide “technical assistance” generally would try to comply with wiretap orders. “Now all of a sudden we get hung up on the question of what, exactly, does that mean I have to provide to you?” she said. In recent months, the FBI’s conversations with companies have become more productive, she said, “but it’s not to the level we were pre-Snowden.”"
*[https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2015/dec/08/john-lennons-fbi-file-1/ John Lennon's FBI file]
**"John Lennon's sizable FBI file begins in the midst of his 1972 deportation battle with INS. While Lennon argued in court that the motive behind the deportation was political, the Bureau worked to secure a narcotics charge that would get him out of the country before the Republican National Convention that year. "

==Copypasta==
=== 1.0 ===
[[Image:Russiachan_party_van.jpg|thumb|[[In Soviet Russia]]...you go to Party Van.]]
[[Image:ChinkDeathVan.jpg|thumb|In [[China]], you're fucked.]]
When trolling as a delicious Loli, when the guy asks for a pic, cam, etc, send him this.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

After you send this pasta, the conversation should go like this:

:colin says: u see ma cock?

:Jew says: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

::colin has stopped viewing webcam with you.

:Jew says: Please wait while we process your IP address.

:Jew says: Location found.

:colin says: oh fuck
 

=== 2.0 ===
Fill in the blanks and paste this where relevant;

This is an automated message sent by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We are to inform you that you are now on a watchlist, and that you are to be monitored 24/7 as of now. Your actions have concerned us, and we are in suspicion that you are a potential risk to society and anyone around you. Due to the fact that you often search up various topics on the internet that concern ___ and ___, you are now labeled as a potential _____. Here are the various things you have searched up in the past months. If you have not searched up any of these topics, please contact a representative of the Federal Bureau of Investigation at once to fix this major error by calling (310) 477-6565.

=== 3.0 ===

Your IP has been traced and sent to the FBI. We've found your current location and you will be arrested for owning child pornographic content. I was send here to tell you this and warn you. You should wipe your entire hard-drive and move to Finland, you've got 7 days to do so. Keep in mind I will follow through out these 7 days to make sure you follow my steps. Once you arrive in Finland you have to make your way down town to Subway and order an Italian B.M.T. subway sandwich. There will be an secret transmitter in this sandwich which will give you access to Bill Gates's bank account. You can use this money to buy yourself an nice house and a car. You can also fly to a different country and live there if you want. If you do not follow these steps you will be assasinated by the Illuminati. Good luck.

== Awesome VIDEOS full of gay and fail ==
 
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[[File:This_one.png |400px|thumb| a bad karma wishful thinking, it can get back to you for wishing something awful to someone! fuck you! hardly FBI dont give a fuck about someone elses shit on online now-a-days!]]

==Gallery==
 
{{cg|FBI Gallery|fbigallery|center|<gallery>
Image:BRBFBI.jpg|Party vanned!
File:FBI Honeypot.png
image:fbi_serious.jpg|Busted with your dick in your hand
image:elliot_ness.jpg|"The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we are aware of."
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:FBI Pepe.png
File:FBI Nazis.jpg|FBI honeypots in the white nationalist scene explained
Image:Cloyster.jpg|[[Cloyster|FBI's secret weapon]]
File:The_fbi_is_watching_you_1.jpg|...and so is [[ceiling cat]]
Image:4chanvan.jpg|Your very own 4chan van!
Image:PV Hoover.JPG|This picture no longer alleges in any way that J. Edgar Hoover was anything but a heterosexual.
Image:4cpv.jpg|The 4CHAN PARTY VAN, fresh off a bust.
Image:FBI Party van.jpg|4chan party van [[Demotivators|demotivator]].
Image:Vanned.jpg|V&
Image:Fbi.jpg|'''{{archive|jF65j|FBI comes to [[4chan]]}}'''
Image:FBI.PNG|4chan comes to FBI
Image:CO$V&ED.jpg|This van is made of [[Scientology|Fail]] and [[AIDS]].
Image:Calledpizza.jpg|party service
File:FBIrat.jpg|An FBI Agent, in the process of posting on [[Pol/]]
Image:4chanpartyvan_sm.png|Because entrapment can make your career.
Image:Partyvandesu_sm.png|Because entrapment can make your career, ~desu!
Image:Partyvanboku_sm.png|[[A cat is fine too|A boku is fine too]].
Image:Desu partyvan fixed.jpg|[[Desuchan]] version, desu~
Image:Bokupv.jpg|[[Desuchan]] version, boku.
File:FBIJackpot.jpg|Jackpot
File:FBI Is Retarded.jpg|Feds get trolled by 4chan troll
File:FBI2016.jpg
File:SWATTING Jihadinatored.gif
File:FBI Tip Submitted.jpg
File:FBIcat.jpg|Special Agent
Image:Xfile_pv.jpg|The truth is out there.
Image:Partyvan luckyshit.jpg|You're doomed if you see it coming
Image:4chanpartyvan.jpg|All aboard the [[4chan]] Party Van!
File:1st_april_joke.PNG|[[Pwnd|<s>Pwnd</s>]] Partyvanned
File:FBI_Seal.png|Exploitable!
File:Pepepartyvan.jpg
File:Stonetoss - Party Vanned but at least they liked the Memes.PNG
File:FBI Joe meme.jpeg
File:FBI vs FBI vs FBI - spiderman meme jokes.JPG
File:Me and my FBI agent going through my meme folder.JPG
File:I just want to be left alone - FedJaks dont understand him.JPG
File:Ben Garrison cartoons - FBI 2022.JPG
File:ITS A RAID - Underground Comix page.JPG
</gallery>|}}
 
==Other Sites [[Pwned]] By FBI==
{{clear}}
[[File:RaidForums.com Domain Seizure notice screenshot.png|thumb|245px|RaidForums seizure]]

*[[Megaupload]]
*[https://www.elitetorrents.org Elite Torrents] ([https://www.whois.com/whois/elitetorrents.org WHOIS])
*[[Child porn|Playpen]]
*[http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ Rate My Boobies]
*[http://www.ratemyboner.com/ Rate My Boner]
*[http://www.textfiles.com/bbs/r&estory.txt Rusty & Edie's BBS]
*[http://www.textfiles.com/bbs/raid.txt Moonbeams BBS]
*[[Ourfancy]]
*[[Conservapedia]]
*[[Partyvan.info]]
*[https://www.submityourflicks.com/ Submit Your Flicks]
*[https://raidforums.com/ RaidForums]
**[http://breached.to/ BreachForums] (BF 2.0 is a honeypot)
*[http://z-lib.org/ Z-Library] (Z-Lib 2.0 is authentic)

==Takedown Notice OMG==
[[File:Internet law enforcement techniques.png|thumb|right|Feds are known for their backdoors. They see buttholes everywhere.]]
Apparently the Fuckwitted Bastards Institute doesn't like the idea of freedom of the press.
On December the 8th, 2010, during the middle of [[Epic Win|Operation Payback]], ED was just doing its usual: documenting the raid, nothing particularly illegal, when they received a [[butthurt|cease-and-desist notice]] from the aforementioned Feds to remove the page. See, some wise members of the Anons had decided to post dox on the various people to attack over the previous few weeks, and the FBI had finally managed to take notice. For some reason, they seemed to think that Sheneequa and Co. were responsible, not the people who edited the article. Another odd thing was that they never offered to compromise by removing the offending text and just document events as they unfolded.

The FBI threatened to [[v&|prosecute ED otherwise]], and as such they testicularlessly removed the article. At least until this shit blows over, and a legal one without the dox can be put up. For some reason, they think this is the worst ED has been used for. All of this is because the FBI is very [[Americunt|unilateral]] and repressed-faggoty. Hopefully Anons will think a bit better next time before they attack the websites of their own country's government. Still, it raises important questions when a country that has laws explicitly “enshrining free speech” protects those rights of the people less than countries that don't.

So basically, we can't put that page back up yet. And don't try it either, Anons.

==See also==
[[File:V&.gif|right|400px]]
*[[AFP|Australian Federal Police]]
*[[FBI redirection]]
*[[SWATting]]
*[[Brb]]
*[[Brb church]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Prison]]
*[[National Security Agency]]
*[[B&]]
*[[FOIA]]
*[[FEMA]]
*[[Department of Homeland Security|DHS]]
*[[Ryan]] - ED leaders get v& too

==External links==
*'''{{archive|nUVAE|Party Van Insurance}}'''.
*'''{{archive|KheR|OMG, CHECK THIS OUT, BECOME AN HERO!!!}}'''
*[https://www.fbi.gov/ Official secret Web site]
*{{yt|FBIDOTGOV|The FBI's Youtube account. Trolling it will result in jail time.}}
*{{yt|fbi|The last one is a fraud, this is the real FBI Youtube account, they also have a pornhub link}}
*'''{{wikilink|Party_bus|Trolled Wiki Farticle.}}'''
*<s>[https://www.returnofkings.com/98632/how-the-fbi-infiltrates-movements-and-what-you-can-do-to-stop-them How The FBI Infiltrates Movements—And What You Can Do To Stop Them]</s> (dead) '''{{Archive|zRMok|(Archived)}}'''
*'''{{ds|know-your-kike-shills-what-do-the-feds-do/|Know Your Shills: What Do the Feds Do?}}''' '''{{Archive|FSW3H|(Archived)}}'''
 
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User talk:Ljupco Steriev

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'''''This user is not L.S in real life, this user is truly antandrus, (david real name) career stalker, lifetime child rapist like his retarded sons javaHurricane and XXBlackburnXx, LTA psychowank aka cat aka XXblackburnXx!!! WIKIPEDOIA'S EVIL TRIUMVIRATE, HARD CORE STALINISTS, ANTI KATYNISTS!!!

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User:Ljupco Steriev

2025-12-19T20:06:17Z

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Thanks for the Memories Song by Bob Hope and Shirley Ross - Thanks for the memory Of sentimental verse SCREWING EDPEDOS, Nothing in EDPEDOS PURSE AFTER LAWSUIT... SCREWING EDPEDOS, And chuckles When the preacher said For better or for worse, How lovely it was SCREWING EDPEDOS And bills EDPEDOS MUST PAY ME... How lovely it was!!!

archive.is/b9yie#selection-237.0-245.14 LS SAVED FOREVER N FOR COURT1!{{Rekt}}

User:Ddead

2025-12-19T20:06:00Z

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yea, the tenfold sword, blocked faggot maggot as this cat sock is blocked on wikialpha.org!

IDIOT XXBLACKBURNXX, RETARD SON OF WIKIPEDIA STALKER ANTANDRUS KILLED WIKIALPHA… XXBlackburnXx/Cat wikifaggot wikimaggot just like leonidlednev, EPIC fool and all stewards: deluxe collection of utmost wikistupidity, wikiarrogance, wikignornace, wikicontradictions, wikihypocrisy, PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FUCKED UP WIKIPEDIA http://ARCHIVE.IS/XSEXQ /Y0BB etc...:

User talk:XXXcatXXx - Wikipedia (archive.org)

THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: http://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT) http://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat

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User talk:Ddead

2025-12-19T20:05:41Z

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Timothy McVeigh

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Timothy McVeigh'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 23, 1968}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|June 11, 2001 (aged 33)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 168, injured 680+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|22nd]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, executed}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Libertarian|Niggertarianism]], [[Butthurt]]}}
{{Ibend}}
[[Image:Mcveigh.jpg|frame|Seriously, McVeigh really was a true American Patriot against gun control. However despite the impressive damage and seductive display of power that he brought to a clusterfuck of [[FBI|federal agents]] and their [[Loli|children]], Timothy still somehow died a hapless [[Virgin]].Truly unfair.]]
'''Timothy James McVeigh'''{{Nazi}}, alias '''The Wanderer''' (moar like Timothy McYAY!, [[No|amirite]]?), was a pissed off [[American]] [[Final Fantasy VII|Ex-Soldier]] responsible for the [[High_score|deadliest]] act of terrorism in the [[USA|US]] prior to the [[9/11]] attacks. He didn't commit [[Ragequit|suicide]] after the American people were treated to the display of his [[IDIFTL|well thought out]] redneck fuckery, [[U mad|possibly because he was too busy enjoying the response he found after doing it]]. He was instead [[V&|captured]] and taken into federal custody and [[Death penalty|executed]], causing the American public to [[ban]] fertilizer and cry for only a few months before going back to their bland and generic daily lives.

Another important fact is that he also quickly recognized his talents in explosives, rather than firearms, and claimed a much larger bounty for [[Satan]] by showing future [[IRL troll|terrorists]] how it should really be done. Thus proving that even delusional patriotic [[Republican|conservative]] [[white trash]] can be as dangerous as a garden variety [[Sand_niggers|towelhead]] given a life of [[loser|unemployment]], social rejection, and ultimately, [[Forever_alone|sexual frustration]].

[[Image:Smug tim.jpg|thumb|[[Chris Harper-Mercer|Some of you toddlers are alright. Don't go to daycare tomorrow if you are in the midwest.]]]]

==Relevance==

What makes Tim unique is that he was somehow able to carry his rage into his adult years and [[Clever|intelligently decided]] to go apeshit in the real world rather than the insular worlds that most younger [[High Score|High Scores]] contestants usually live in. He currently holds the 22nd highest score for [[High Score#Bomberman|"Bomberman"]] campaign mode and '''to this day''', he's still a [[Mah boi|fine example]] of what happens when you patiently decide to let your rage build up to be released later in life, years or decades after you've graduated from school entirely. Learn from him as a brilliant example to go for much higher scores.

Though the world is eagerly waiting to move forward, Timothy McVeigh's legacy is kept alive by countless [[amateur]] manifestos written by people looking for attention. Because of this, don't expect to see his name die anytime soon.

The scandalous nature of his attack led to much controversy afterward with many people citing him in their [[TL;DR|whitepapers]] and details about his attack, [[Lel|parallels]] to his political beliefs, and all around tossing his name around to get people to notice their own shitty attacks so that they could ride on the still fleshy anal [[Prolapse|fistula]] that was and still is, to this day, the [[butthurt]] caused by Tiny Tim.

===Theodore Kaczynski on McVeigh===

{{Quote|On a personal level I like McVeigh and I imagine that most people would like him. He was easily the most outgoing of all the inmates on our range of cells and had excellent social skills. He was considerate of others and knew how to deal with people effectively. He communicated somehow even with the inmates on the range of cells above ours, and, because he talked with more people, he always knew more about what was going on than anyone else on our range. | He's actually a [[pretty cool guy]]}}

Aldous Huxley's [[IRL]] "John Savage" [[Theodore Kaczynski]] and Timothy McVeigh met briefly in [[Last Thursday|1999]], and letters piled in to Kaczynski from [[Anarchy|radical]] college students and [[Faux News|journalists]] to ask him what the eligible bachelor was really like. Kaczynski responded in his typical manner of talking [[USI|more about himself]] and his wildlife [[Mental illness|euphoria]] than of the person who everyone really cared about, and after sifting through Kaczynski's [[TL;DR]] about why [[prison]] has ruined his own superhuman [[Montana|mountain man]] [[Hunting|spidey sense]], one can see in [http://www.3-3-3.org/docs/Kaczynski's%20comments%20on%20McVeigh.htm this letter] that McVeigh was actually revealed to be a pretty easy person to get along with.

== Early Life ==

He was [[Some argue|allegedly]] [[nerd|bullied]] in school. He became a [[Trying too hard|tryhard]] hick despite technically being a Northerner, and he spent his youth raging at the government like most [[Anarchist|15 year olds do]]. Over time, he developed an unhealthy obsession with [[guns]]. He later cited that in his teenage years, [[Virgin|he repeatedly failed to get laid]], which made him more upset than even his delusions against America's government.

==Professional Training==

Timothy McVeigh enlisted in the US [[Army]] after doing poorly in [[college]]. He decided to wave goodbye to his family and then traveled down to Fort Benning, [[Georgia]] to finally find a political climate that suited him. He performed well in basic training and was known to be [[Charles Whitman|highly knowledgeable]] in all things firearm, though he couldn't get over his shit-poor aim and couldn't do anything more than just brandish weapons that he was terrible at using. It was already clear that he wouldn't be able to skillfully use firearms to do anything useful, so the eager Timothy McVeigh began to fascinate himself in making [[Bomb|explosives]].

Yet despite his apparent acceptance of a known [[Islam|Islamic]] tactic, Timothy McVeigh contrarily became an active member of the local [[Nazi|White Power]] movement, which innocently began as a small movement to control and keep the Army's league of [[Illiterate|highly trained]] [[Nigger|fighter chimps]] in their place, given the [[Segregation|recent integration]] of them into society and updated status as [[subhuman]] instead of primate, and the [[Civil Rights|rights]] that the filthy apes were now demanding.

Though the movement was mainly charitable and benign in conception, it was later shut down by superiors on his base for not being part of the [[liberal]] [[Bullshit|agenda]] that purported the belief that [[Lies|all races are the same]], a [[philosophy]] that was unacceptable to McVeigh's rural education. Timothy McVeigh was then reprimanded for this and that undoubtedly lead to even more seething anger against the government unjustly telling him what to do.

He won a few [[Xbox|achievements]] that hardly anyone would honestly give a shit about: decorating himself for killing sand-niggers overseas, such as accidentally [[Skill|decapitating a sand-nigger with a heavy weapon]], then executing [[Combo breaker|a line of camelfuckers]] with an M9. His achievements led him to desire further outlets in the military, but a psychological profile deemed him too unstable to join the Special Forces. Facing another failure, McVeigh claimed to have ordered a bottle of champagne and later drank to leaving the military on New Year's Eve. Also relevant, Timmy was believed to have still been a virgin.

==Post Army==

=== Poverty ===

After leaving the subsidized [[Boobs|tit]] of [[Leeching|US taxpayer money]], he then realized that he had to find work. This was problematic to Tim because it meant he had to ACTUALLY take responsibility for his abysmal life: something he calmly avoided by putting the blame on others. A couple of Army officers remembered him from the service and decided to pull a joke on the trailer trash, so after looking him up, they sent him a bill saying that he owed them '''$1,058.00''' in cash to the US Army, payment due by the end of the month.

{{Quote|Go ahead, take everything I own; take my dignity. Feel good as you grow fat and rich at my expense; sucking my tax dollars and property.|[[Butthurt|LOL]]}}

This was the final straw for the twenty-something year old Timothy and he decided to campaign across the country voicing his hatred at the government. But had he simply just quit being as much of a backwoods gun-toting asshole and actually catered to the [[Wimmins|opposite gender]] by learning the social skills toward [[Whores|women]] he so neglected in high school, he could have easily gotten laid, which would have finally put the fucker at peace. It was that fucking simple. He later admitted while in custody that the one thing that irritated him more than the [[USA]]'s increasingly threatening government was his [[Forever alone|unsatisfied sex drive]].

After [[GTFO|quitting]] the [[NRA]] because the [[Nobody gives a shit|rational-minded members there actually wanted him to STFU about his pointless shit]] and desire to cause a [[War|civil war]] against [[America]], he accused them of supporting [[Gun control|gun control]] and further decided to parade around the country constantly yelling at people at gun shows and events to take his mind off of the [[Virginity|truth]], then beginning to hit up [[Home Depot]], [[A Cat Is Fine Too|Lowes]], other hardware stores to make cheap explosives.

== PHYS 101 -- How do I make Bomb?==

Rent a rental truck and fill it with fertilizer. [[Do it fgt]].

McVeigh's favorite formula seemed to be copper/brass pipes with Ammonium Nitrate pellets from freezer packs or fertilizer, doused with [[BP|motor oil]] to get ANFO, with the pipe surrounded by [[Airsoft|Copperhead BB's]]. At the very least, he was bright enough to realize that black powder is a fucking shit choice to use for home made explosives because [[Accident|it can actually lodge itself in the pipe threading and deflagrate an explosive train back into the pipe before you can even use it on its intended target]], and that black/galvanized steel with a low explosive doesn't fragment as well as a high explosive in a less stiffened brass pipe due to the [[Physics|Young's moduli]] of brass being much smaller than that of steel, leading to [[Win|sharper fragments and a more complete rupture]]. The addition of copperheads with the brass pipe's outer coating as shrapnel leads to some nice material [[Homosexual|homogeneity]] since copperheads and copper pipes are relatively similar, which prevents static buildup between the pipe, charge, and shrapnel and all-around creates a safer pipe bomb. ([[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|For those of you who want to try this at home]]).

==[[Terrorist|Showing the Middle East how it's Done]]==

===The Bombing===

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It's believed that after getting more bomb training from "Cockless" '''[[Terry Nichols]]''', who himself was actually a pretty cool guy with a wife and family and who also shared Timmy's [[Redneck|learned]] love for inferior mud-races, the two hicks quickly grinded McVeigh's skillset in Bomb Making to it's upper limit using a Nitrogen based fertilizer in their shared EXP Farm. Within a few months McVeigh had obtained the godlike OP needed to devastate the jimmies of the American public in a single attack.

[[Image:blueprints.png|thumb|Maturely taking the death of thousands of people seriously, McVeigh drew his blueprints on the back of a napkin. Lulz.]]
[[Image:sketchmcveigh.png|thumb|Your average bomber]]
[[File:McVeigh-McDonalds.gif|thumb|[https://archive.ph/HCJPy A few days before the boom,] McVeigh was spotted raiding the local [[McDonald's|Mickey D's]]]]

The two purchased unhuman amounts of [[Shit|AN fertilizer]], which, surprisingly didn't set off a red flag to the authorities because it was generally believed that an American citizen wouldn't do dastardly deeds with such a fun supply of lulzfuel; and the fact that they were both hicks just led the authorities to think they were just farming with it. They packed a crude bomb within the back of a rental truck, remembering to Duct Tape the slapper detonator properly so that it didn't fuck up at [[C++|compile-time]], avoiding a mistake that [[Columbine|Reb and Vodka]] would later make while making their shitty propane bombs. Leaving their trailer park behind, the two men set their sights on a federally funded building, packed to the brim with hundreds of evil children who supported our increasingly threatening government. Timmy initiated the slapper and lulz ensued.

More than 300 buildings were damaged. [[Over 9000|More than 12,000]] volunteers and rescue workers took part in the rescue, recovery and support operations following the bombing. McVeigh covered up the guilt of his buddy, Nichols, and tried to initially take credit for the entire thing [[USI|himself]]. Investigators had doubts though, as a man as unstable as McVeigh couldn't have orchestrated something like this without having some assistance.

{{Quote|To these people in [[USA|Oklahoma]] who have lost a loved one, I'm sorry but it happens every day. You're not the first mother to lose a kid, or the first grandparent to lose a grandson or a granddaughter. It happens every day, somewhere in the world. I'm not going to go into that courtroom, curl into a [[Abortion|fetal ball]] and cry just because the victims want me to do that.| Timothy McVeigh, exhibiting [[Troll's Remorse]]}}

When he was finally caught, it was because they noticed a [[dick|bulge]] in his clothing, which was revealed to be an illegally owned firearm. Ultimately it was Tim's mouth foaming obsession with guns that put him away, coupled with the fact that he [[Fail|left his license plate on the rental truck he used to commit the bombing, so he had to drive back plateless much to the suspicion of the local law enforcement.]]

[[Some argue]] that his reason for using bombs was that he chose to inflict the most possible damage that he could on anything related to the government. Others argue that he was a fucking patriot who knew that if he used guns to do this, the [[liberals]] would just go after those and after all nobody could honestly give a shit about bans on fertilizer unless they were a fucking Saudi, Paki, Habib, or a farmer.

But as stated above though, the main reason why he chose to use bombs was really just his goddamn terrible aim, which can be seen in his [[epileptic]] drawn map of the building. He knew what worked for him and successfully yielded massive butthurt in the act of doing so, the incident of which would later be referenced by copycat killers looking for attention and lulz.

The now {{age|1955|4|1}}-year-old Talcum Terror known as Terry Nichols is still in the swarthoid cage {{age|1995|4|19}} years on. He is serving out 161 lifetimes of steamy gay buttsecks, and they will track him down after he reincarnates to ensure that he serves every last one.

== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|'''168'''|(680+ injured)|16|Could have potentially pwned over 840 civilians, but only succeeded in killing 20% of them|18|Single-player Bomberman|20|Worst terrorist incident in America prior to [[9/11]]|19|Pissed off the nation for a further [[Columbine|6+]] years afterwards|241|S+|Timothy McYAY!}}

{{Wanted|5}}

==Stay Of Execution Fucked Up, U.S. government has no idea how to count to 30==

McVeigh was convicted and sentenced to death in June 1997, for the bombing of an Oklahoma City federal building in 1995, in which 168 people were killed. McVeigh waived his collateral appeals, and the Government set McVeigh’s execution on May 16 2001. McVeigh was granted a 30-day stay of execution by Attorney General John Ashcroft after it was discovered that the FBI had failed to disclose more than 3,000 pages of document to McVeigh’s defense team. However American government is so fucking stupid, does not know how to calculate and executed fully innocent man after 26 days.. McVeigh’s co-defendant, Terry Nichols, was capitally prosecuted by the federal government in a separate trial. In December 1997, he was convicted by the jury and sentenced to life without parole. Nichols was later capitally tried in Oklahoma state court for the murders of the 161 non-federal employees in Oklahoma City. In May 2004, he was convicted, and the jury deadlocked and he was sentenced to life in prison without parole.<ref>Terry Nichols Fast Facts, CNN Library; Oklahoma City Bombing Fast Facts, CNN Library</ref>

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== To sum up ==

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==See Also==
*[[Boston Marathon Bombing]]
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - inspired to follow Tim's lead but failed
*[[Jack Gilbert Graham]]
*[[Nicky Reilly]]
*[[NRA]]
*[[Terrorism]]
*[[The Turner Diaries]] - His inspiration.
*[[Unabomber]]
*[[Waco]] - His other inspiration.

==External Links==
* {{Wikilink|Timothy_McVeigh|TOW coverage}}
* {{Wikilink|Oklahoma_City_bombing|TOW coverage of the bombing}}
* [http://murderpedia.org/male.M/m1/mcveigh-timothy.htm Murderpedia]

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Talk:Terry Nichols

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APPROVED BY OFFICIAL WIKINAZI ACHIM55 PUTTFARKEN55 @ GMAIL: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:YaroslavTV&action=history

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antandrus fag talking to himself and his proud fag offspring XXBlackburnXx/cat/ddead brain makes sure its authentic: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9749379

Good point!!!!!!!!!!!!I wonder if we can find any other sources on the exact location, e.g. a restaurant name (there's lots of them on Santa Monica Boulevard where im best known BUM, and a non-LA-local may not realize that goes through a bunch of cities). Antandrus (talk) 21:03, 26 February 2024 (UTC)

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'''APPROVED BY OFFICIAL WIKINAZI ACHIM55 PUTTFARKEN55 @ GMAIL: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:YaroslavTV&action=history'''

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antandrus fag talking to himself and his proud fag offspring XXBlackburnXx/cat/ddead brain makes sure its authentic: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9749379

Good point!!!!!!!!!!!!I wonder if we can find any other sources on the exact location, e.g. a restaurant name (there's lots of them on Santa Monica Boulevard where im best known BUM, and a non-LA-local may not realize that goes through a bunch of cities). Antandrus (talk) 21:03, 26 February 2024 (UTC)

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Talk:CloudFlare

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GARAGE: Undo revision 1939361 by YaroslavTV (talk) can this asshole be executed,... tons of more info we could could add, but not with this wikitype vomit!

Cloudflare is about as useful as a dick flavored lollypop, it's the most overrated crap ever. :) --[[User:Snowman|Snowman]] 13:12, 8 December 2011 (CET)
:Most of our downtime is actually not cloudflare's fault. More like the shitty overseas providers we use... --[[File:Banhammer_small.png]][[User:E|Edgeworth E. Euler]] 08:10, 29 December 2011 (CET)

== Does ED still use this? ==

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Klitschko brothers

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[[Image:Klitschko 1008090c.jpg|thumb|They took everything niggers had]]
'''Klitschko brothers''' (also, Klits, Brothers) are two big, [[faggot|polite]], manifestly fuckable boxers and sisters from [[Ukraine]] and are well-known for beating niggers for serious cash. One`s name is Vitaliy Klitschko (former WBO, WBC Heavyweight World Champion and current Ukrainian politician) and another`s Wladimir Klitschko (current heavyweight champion and cheap soap actor). The Kilts have hard punches and delicate chins, like there are balls somewhere on their faces. However it is more about Wladimir and his shameful knockdowns.

Very few people know that both brothers were born somewhere in [[Borat|middle Asia shithole-stans]] and even fewer people know that the Klits` mother`s surname was [[Jew|Etinzon]]. But despite all this cultural diversity the Brothers are implying that they are Ukrainians and eurofags. Anyway, they both have not bad scores in sport and are well-known for banging pussies and asses world-wide. Right now Wlad is banging this lil pussy Hayden Pannetiere while his older brother Vitaliy is fucking the whole country in the [[Politics|Ukrainian Parliament]].

Typical boring [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkdk2cHM90U interview with Klits].
==Early years==
[[USSR | In Soviet era]] Klitchkos were beaten by their hood pals. That`s why their farther (actual Red army officer and [[awesome|commiefuck]]) decided to enroll his faggy sons in boxing classes. Surprisingly, the brothers started learning how to punch very quickly and beat one ass after another. Soon, when everyone`s ass in da hood was done, they moved to Kyiv, the capital of Ukraine, where they started their professional boxing carriers. In that times Wlad won Olympic games (Atlanta Olympic Games, 1996). Fun fact, in early '90s when USSR collapsed, Klits were partying with the [[crimes|Ukrainian mafia]] in Kyiv and doing some [[GTA|Niko Bellic]] stuff for their bosses. But then they moved to Germany and started pretending to be [[Germany||ordnung]] eurofags and drink beer with [[cock|sausages]] instead of vodka and [[Ukraine|salo]]. There in Germany they became kind of national heroes kicking [[nigger]] asses on the ring every Friday. Also, that times the [[HATE]] towards Klits started rising because of their over 9000 wins and their boring boxing style like clinch-punch-clinch-punch-clinch-knockout.

[[Image:Klitschkofight.jpg|thumb|right| This is summary of 99% Klitschko`s fights. Clinch, clinch, fucking clinch again and then BANG, that guy is down]]

==Lenox Lewis vs Vitaliy==
No doubt one of the best fight the Klits ever had. [[Oldfags]] still remember that night where was right everything what suppose to happen in Rocky series: Stallone (yeah, he really was present that night), white boxer, black boxer-champion, bloody face of the white. Vitaliy wins by points but loses because of the cutting. There are much blood and of course [[drama]] and applause. All this drama shit you can find in the Hollywood films but it was for real. Anyway, if you still have not seen the V. Klitschko – Lewis fight you must have it.

<center><youtube>RMjyJQClP8o</youtube></center>

==Klits in nowadays==
They have been champions for around 15 years. Have beaten [[over 9000|+100]] niggers in common. And after all good things have happened the younger Wlad moved to [[Los Angeles|Cali]] and inseminated Hayden. Vitaliy returned to Ukraine where he became politician and was elected for mayor position of Kyiv. Now he is not a boxer anymore but still kicks the shit off in the Ukrainian parliament. Though, Wlad is still the champion and will probably have all the champion belts by 2015 becoming the first white undisputed champion.

List of lulzes and myths:

* People say that Wlad is gay because he has not had any marriage until 38. He told that he is not but we know what it means.
* In 2013 Vitaliy`s Email box was hacked and all his interesting mailing leaked to the Internet. This valuable data was mails from chicks, hookers, girlfriends worldwide, sometimes sexy photos and fap content. That is how Vitaliy spends time in the mayor chair.
* Both sisters have great scores in boxing. One of the best the history of the sport, deal with it.
* Wlad has 62 wins and Vitaliy has 2nd best in da world knockout rate after undefeated and untied Rocky Marciano 87.755%<ref>www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Rocky_Marciano</ref>.
[[image:Klitschkosession.jpg|center|frame|border|[[Faggotry|Brother loves a brother]]]]

==See also==
*[[Ukraine]]
*[[Borat]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[Tyson]]

{{Olympics}}
{{Faggotry}}

[[Category:People|Klitschko, Vitaliy and Klitschko Wladimir]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Klitschko brothers

2025-12-13T22:35:36Z

GARAGE: https://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Rocky_Marciano

[[Image:Klitschko 1008090c.jpg|thumb|They took everything niggers had]]
'''Klitschko brothers''' (also, Klits, Brothers) are two big, [[faggot|polite]], manifestly fuckable boxers and sisters from [[Ukraine]] and are well-known for beating niggers for serious cash. One`s name is Vitaliy Klitschko (former WBO, WBC Heavyweight World Champion and current Ukrainian politician) and another`s Wladimir Klitschko (current heavyweight champion and cheap soap actor). The Kilts have hard punches and delicate chins, like there are balls somewhere on their faces. However it is more about Wladimir and his shameful knockdowns.

Very few people know that both brothers were born somewhere in [[Borat|middle Asia shithole-stans]] and even fewer people know that the Klits` mother`s surname was [[Jew|Etinzon]]. But despite all this cultural diversity the Brothers are implying that they are Ukrainians and eurofags. Anyway, they both have not bad scores in sport and are well-known for banging pussies and asses world-wide. Right now Wlad is banging this lil pussy Hayden Pannetiere while his older brother Vitaliy is fucking the whole country in the [[Politics|Ukrainian Parliament]].

Typical boring [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkdk2cHM90U interview with Klits].
==Early years==
[[USSR | In Soviet era]] Klitchkos were beaten by their hood pals. That`s why their farther (actual Red army officer and [[awesome|commiefuck]]) decided to enroll his faggy sons in boxing classes. Surprisingly, the brothers started learning how to punch very quickly and beat one ass after another. Soon, when everyone`s ass in da hood was done, they moved to Kyiv, the capital of Ukraine, where they started their professional boxing carriers. In that times Wlad won Olympic games (Atlanta Olympic Games, 1996). Fun fact, in early '90s when USSR collapsed, Klits were partying with the [[crimes|Ukrainian mafia]] in Kyiv and doing some [[GTA|Niko Bellic]] stuff for their bosses. But then they moved to Germany and started pretending to be [[Germany||ordnung]] eurofags and drink beer with [[cock|sausages]] instead of vodka and [[Ukraine|salo]]. There in Germany they became kind of national heroes kicking [[nigger]] asses on the ring every Friday. Also, that times the [[HATE]] towards Klits started rising because of their over 9000 wins and their boring boxing style like clinch-punch-clinch-punch-clinch-knockout.

[[Image:Klitschkofight.jpg|thumb|right| This is summary of 99% Klitschko`s fights. Clinch, clinch, fucking clinch again and then BANG, that guy is down]]

==Lenox Lewis vs Vitaliy==
No doubt one of the best fight the Klits ever had. [[Oldfags]] still remember that night where was right everything what suppose to happen in Rocky series: Stallone (yeah, he really was present that night), white boxer, black boxer-champion, bloody face of the white. Vitaliy wins by points but loses because of the cutting. There are much blood and of course [[drama]] and applause. All this drama shit you can find in the Hollywood films but it was for real. Anyway, if you still have not seen the V. Klitschko – Lewis fight you must have it.

<center><youtube>RMjyJQClP8o</youtube></center>

==Klits in nowadays==
They have been champions for around 15 years. Have beaten [[over 9000|+100]] niggers in common. And after all good things have happened the younger Wlad moved to [[Los Angeles|Cali]] and inseminated Hayden. Vitaliy returned to Ukraine where he became politician and was elected for mayor position of Kyiv. Now he is not a boxer anymore but still kicks the shit off in the Ukrainian parliament. Though, Wlad is still the champion and will probably have all the champion belts by 2015 becoming the first white undisputed champion.

List of lulzes and myths:

* People say that Wlad is gay because he has not had any marriage until 38. He told that he is not but we know what it means.
* In 2013 Vitaliy`s Email box was hacked and all his interesting mailing leaked to the Internet. This valuable data was mails from chicks, hookers, girlfriends worldwide, sometimes sexy photos and fap content. That is how Vitaliy spends time in the mayor chair.
* Both sisters have great scores in boxing. One of the best the history of the sport, deal with it.
* Wlad has 62 wins and Vitaliy has 2nd best in da world knockout rate after undefeated and untied Rocky Marciano 87.755%<www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Rocky_Marciano</ref>.
[[image:Klitschkosession.jpg|center|frame|border|[[Faggotry|Brother loves a brother]]]]

==See also==
*[[Ukraine]]
*[[Borat]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[Tyson]]

{{Olympics}}
{{Faggotry}}

[[Category:People|Klitschko, Vitaliy and Klitschko Wladimir]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

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2025-12-13T22:30:10Z

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GARAGE: BUM ANT AROUND TOWN...

Talk:Terry Nichols

2025-12-13T22:20:09Z

GARAGE:

APPROVED BY OFFICIAL WIKINAZI ACHIM55 PUTTFARKEN55 @ GMAIL: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:YaroslavTV&action=history

antandrus talking to himself and XXBlackburnXx/cat/ddead brain makes sure of it: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9749379

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Terry Nichols

2025-12-13T22:18:55Z

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Talk:Terry Nichols

2025-12-13T22:18:20Z

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Talk:Terry Nichols

2025-12-13T22:07:40Z

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Terry Nichols

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2025-12-13T21:40:21Z

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