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! colspan=2 align="center" style="font-size: larger; background-color: lightsteelblue;"|'''Wikimedia Foundation'''
مؤسسة ويكيميديا
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| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em;text-align:center;" |[[Image:Wikimedia-logo.svg.png|100px]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Operational'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 2003-present
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Address'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 149 New Montgomery Street San Francisco, CA 94105
|-style="vertical=align: top; text-align: right;"
| '''Led by'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Chief Turd [[Jimbo Wales]], Special Needs Kammendatessa [[hipster|Lila Tretikov]] (lol [https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmvnam/wikimedia-foundation-executive-director-lila-tretikov-resigns]), Master of Bratwurst Shits [[Erik Möller]] (lol canned)
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Active region(s)'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Internet]]
Global
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Ideology'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Open source]], [[The Internet is serious business]]
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''Status'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Fraudulent charity
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
|'''[[Website]]'''
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [https://wikimediafoundation.org/ wikimediafoundation.org]
|}

'''''The nonprofit Wikimedia Foundation provides the essential infrastructure for free knowledge they invent. WMF hosts Wikipedia, the censored, messed up online "free encyclopedia". It is created, edited and verified by wikipsycho volunteers around the world, as well as many other vital community BS Projects. All of which is made possible thanks to donations from individuals they screw. They welcome anyone who shares their [[wikipedo]] visions to join them in collecting and sharing knowledge that fully represents wikiscum<ref> senior administrator encyclopetey confirmed: en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=9196051&oldid=5153613!</ref> diversity but zero human dignity<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2595420&diff=prev&oldid=2196966846 https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. THE WIKIMOTTO: FUCK YOU, THANX & COME AGAIN!!! WE JUST WANT YOUR MONEY, BITCH!

The '''Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.''' ('''WMF = Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure<ref>https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,</ref>''') is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as "[[Jimbo]]," or "[[Jewbo]]" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]]." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]].

==Overview==
[[Image:wmfarmory.png|thumb|WMF's Sieg-Heil-quarters, also the central warehouse facility for their massive collection of 4-foot-long black dildos and Ayn Rand novels.]]
As shown below, WMF is the [[mother]] of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and [[Diaper Boy|diaper]] laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as:

*[[Wikimedia Commons]]: created by micro-Hitler [[Erik Möller]] in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.
*[[Wiktionary]]: betcha didn't know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.
*[https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikiquote]: full of material stolen directly from ''Bartlett's'' and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.
*[[Wikiversity]]: Jimbo's attempt to infest [[college|academia]], dying since 2011.
*[https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikinews]: just like [[Faux News]] but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It's main editor, uhhh... I mean, it's only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.
*[https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikibooks]: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the [[GFDL]] license. Wikibooks includes [[Childlove|Wikijunior]] and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.
*[[Uncyclopedia]]: the ''magnum opus'' of boredom, [[stupidity]] and everything [[unfunny]]. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious "comedy site" in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo's company [[Wikia]] and is infested with Wikipedians.
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Simple Wikipedia]: a special place for special ESL morons.
*And other [[TOW|shit]]. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically "dead" projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look "more important" and more "charity-ish".

== Diagram ==
 
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==Fundraising==
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|The usual day at the WMFOffice/wikioffice... getting wikidrunk and celebrating stolen money from fooled donors<ref>https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/annualreport/2022-annual-report/donors/</ref>...]]
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed <s>$42 million</s> <s>$55 million</s> '''$75 million''' in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}''' and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.

Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.

{{quote|1=Mr Gerard joked that due to the site's limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on "gaffer tape and string".|2=The [[BBC]]|3=who are [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151 easily fooled]}}

{{quote|1=Here's why it hasn't happened: We're poor. It's that simple. We don't have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.|2='''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}'''|3=[https://www.quora.com/Wikipedia-for-Mobile/Why-is-the-Wikipedia-iOS-app-so-bad lying through his teeth] about why the Wikipedia app for [[Apple|iOS devices]] is so bad}}

Thank goodness these donors are getting their money's worth:
{{squote|“The Foundation has a miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”}}

== FAQ on WMF ==
[[Image:Wikijunior pet.JPG|thumb|125px|[[Pedobear|Wikijunior pet]].]]
*'''What is the mission of the Foundation ?'''

The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and oddly the [[Mormon]]s), by collecting [[NPOV|carefully chosen information]] under a [[lie|free content license]], and to disseminate it globally, according to the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]].

*'''Is WMF a charity?'''
Sorta. In the same way that the [[Scientology|Church of Scientology]] could be considered a charity.

*'''Which projects do they support?'''
**Jimbo Wales' washing machine '''{{archive|SW4bn|}}'''.
**[[Role-playing]] games
**General racketeering
**Shitty broken extensions like [[MoodBar]], [[wikipedia:WP:VE|VisualEditor]] and [[wikipedia:WP:FLOW|Flow]]

*'''Where does the money come from?'''

Through donations of [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/Archive:Press_releases/Khosla_Gift retarded philanthropists], who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [https://www.smh.com.au/technology/wikipedias-jimmy-wales-accused-of-expenses-rort-20080305-gds3ve.html] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [https://wikimediafoundation.org/support/benefactors/] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.

*'''Does WMF have audited financial statements?'''
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG#Controversies]

*'''Does WMF files a tax return?'''
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation's tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and ''accuracy'':

*Revenue: <s>$6,500,000 (donations and the like)</s> '''$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014'''

*Expenses: $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)

*Scam fees: $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)

*Profit for <s>owners</s> embezzlers and parasites: $FUCKTON

*Lila's salary: $ 280,000

*Möller's butt plugs $ 180,000

*Wikipedia's Admins: $ 0

*You: $ 0

*Jimbo's salary: $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms

== Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation ==
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with [[immigrants|H1B visa holders]] of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the [[San Francisco Bay Area|Silicon Valley]] and [[nothing of value was lost|dumped these struggling honkeys]].

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Image:Capt Wales.jpg|Jimmy Wales, Con Man, [[Liar|Sole Founder]] of [[TOW]].
File:Philippe Beaudette crop.jpeg|'''{{wpcl|Philippe_(WMF)|Philippe Beaudette}}''', resigned for unstated health reasons
File:Mako sexy.jpg|'''{{wpcl|Benjamin_Mako_Hill|Mako}}''' when he was still sexy
File:Ting Chen.jpg|[[Azn|New Chairman]] Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit)
File:Stu West.jpg|Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz [[lulz]].
File:Samuel Klein.jpg|Samuel Klein, whore wrangler
File:Jan-Bart de Vreede.jpg|Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses
File:Kat Walsh.jpg|Kat Walsh, Wikimedian, who [[Ironholds]] '''{{archive|NWWY7#selection-433.1-453.42|likes to pin to the wall}}'''
File:Arne Klempert.jpg|Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)
File:Matt Halprin.jpg|Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)
File:Bishakha Datta.jpg|Bishakha Datta, token Indian
File:Phoebe Ayers.jpg|Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia
Image:Anthere.gif|[[Florence Devouard|Florence Nibart-Devouard]], deposed chair '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Joady Lohr.jpg|'''{{wpul|Joady_Lohr|Joady Lohr}}''', the idiot responsible for hiring these people
File:Steven Walling and hen.jpg|'''{{wpul|Steven_(WMF)|Steven}}''', "product manager" '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Jorm will watch as you helplessly struggle to find a better online encyclopedia.jpg|'''{{wpul|Jorm_(WMF)|Jorm}}''' would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)
File:Jorm ED.png|On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Oliver Keyes.jpg|[[Ironholds]], disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}
File:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg|These tattoos might as well say 'I will never meet a woman'
File:Sue and WMF Staffers drinking champagne 2013-03-08.jpg|WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won't shut up about
File:That child in Africa is now a Wikipedian.jpg|[[The child in Africa]] is all grown up and has [[slave|an unpaid position]] at the Foundation
File:Deskana fapfapfap.jpg|Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons
File:Steven Zhang barnstar tattoo.jpg|Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision
File:Ryan Kaldari.jpg|Ryan Corbett Smith, aka '''{{wpcl|Kaldari}}''' and '''{{wpcl|Ryan_Kaldari|Ryan Kaldari}}'''. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4141 discovered] he operates <s>[http://snuffster.com a site dedicated to mocking dead children]</s> (site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the [[deceased Wikipedians#Jackson Peebles|suicide of a Wikipedian]].'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive831#Sock_puppetry_by_an_admin|1}}''' '''{{wptl|Jimbo_Wales/Archive_158#Thought_you_should_know|2}}''' [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/wikipedia-sockpuppet-ryan-kaldari/ 3]
File:Sarah Stierch (WMF).jpg|'''{{wpcl|SarahStierch|Sarah Stierch}}''', whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. '''LOL FIRED'''
File:Brett Gibbs.jpg|[https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bgibbs_(WMF)_photo.jpg Brett Gibbs], aka '''{{wpcl|Pine}}'''. BFF with missing-dong collector '''{{wpcl|Dcoetzee}}''', left 2015; after only 3 months in his "job"
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== See also ==
*[[Angela Beesley]]
*[[Tentacle rape]]
*[[Erik Möller]]
*[[Ironholds]]

== External Links ==
* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
* [https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421 Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/ Wikimedia]
*[https://mashable.com/archive/wikimedia-foundation WMF goes to Africa]
*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate]
* [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards List of Wasted wikishemales forever pathetic stewards lives!!!]
[https://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/wikipedia_crisis/ WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND NO MATTER HOW WRONG THEY ARE ADMIT THEY ARE BOGUS!!!]
 
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Fehufanga:

User:INTERNT HO-GAL SUPREME

2024-08-16T22:22:40Z

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Pope

2024-08-16T22:18:09Z

Fehufanga:

{{spoiler|pedophilia is now old news! All news about the Pope will now be flowery}}
 
[[File:Darth vader pope.jpg|thumb|250px|"I am your proxy Holy Father"]]
[[File:Pope retard.jpg|thumb|220px|Only the Pope is infallible]]
The '''P.O.P.E''' (Peoples Own Pedophile Emperor) is the [[Final boss]] of the world's Roman Catholics as well as the ringleader of the world's largest pedophile group. He is best known for his [[homo|flamboyant]] paper hats, his time-traveling powers, and (for a few years) looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from ''Star Wars''. The Pope is a [[Sock Person|sock-person,]] not unlike [[Dr Who|Dr Who,]] and has regenerated 9,002 times since the start of the show. After a climactic light-saber fight at the end of the last season, Pope Sidious's hand was severed and grew into the current Pope, a short, tubby, bald old man. Pope Sidious is a Nazi and Pope Tubby is a hippie. Both of them remain alive at the time of writing, creating a potential [[Divide by zero|paradox]] since no-one knows what will happen to the space-time continuum if two infallible beings disagree with each other. The Vatican has been renamed "Frankie and Benny's" in their honor.

==Pope Francis==

'''Powerword:''' Jorge Mario Bergoglio

'''Elected:''' 13 March 2013 
'''Murdered:''' TBA

Pope Francis is a living saint. No one is more moral, more humble, or more right, and if you forget, non-Catholic news broadcasters are more than willing to remind you about how great he is. He is beloved by virtue of not being German or from Europe and by virtue of being less staunchly Catholic than his dogmatic predecessors.

Of course, this interpretation is predicated upon that you're not some backwards, racist Republican who prefers not to have all your property looted to fund an influx of raping immigrants gearing to overthrow your nation. [http://www.newsweek.com/pope-francis-says-he-opposes-marijuana-legalization-255708 Also you're not allowed to drown your sorrows in weed.] 

<center><youtube>Q6ju17D8WAk</youtube> '''Above:''' Pope Francis gets pulled over, lands on cripple, kicks off</center>

===Franciscan photos etc===
 
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File:Pope francis rapper.jpg|I'm never gonna die, never heard of death -
File:Pope francis raps again.jpg|- energy can never be destroyed only the flesh
File:Pope francis rapper 2.jpg|Break!
File:Pope francis puff daddy video.jpg|I looked at my kingdom/ I was finally home/ To sit on my throne/ as the Bishop of Rome
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File:Pope francis hash cake.jpg
File:Pope francis 6.jpg|Cool epistle, bro!
File:Pope francis crucifix ferule fixed with duct tape.jpg|Papal penny-pinching
File:Pope francis says fuck off.jpg|Fuck your vow of chastity, I'm goin home!
File:Pope francis 1.jpg
File:Pope francis 2.jpg
File:Pope francis 3.jpg
File:Pope francis 4.jpg
File:Peter sellers merkin muffley kubrick dr strangelove.jpg|Early publicity photo
File:Faggotpope.jpg|FAGGOT
File:Popecuck.jpg|CUCK
Image:GTA_vatican_city.jpg
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==Pope Benedict XVI==
[[File:Scumbag Pope chosen by god - quits.jpg|thumb|200px|{{squote|Wait, we can quit?|Jesus|while being crucified}}]]
[[File:Queen not a quitter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A Protestant Monarch solemnly receives official notification of the Catholic Monarch's abdication]]
'''Powerword:''' Joseph Alois Ratzinger

'''Elected:''' 19 April 2005 
'''Abdicated:''' 28 February 2013 
'''Staff Broken:''' 31 December 2022

'''Known aliases:''' "Pope Emeritus", "Papa Ratzi", "The German Shepherd"

What rigorous conditioning makes a religious leader perfect for the papacy? Killing some motherfucking [[jews]] (and twelve inches of holy bulletproof glass). Currently Lord Benedict XVI has that shit on lock. In 1941, our good friend was [[holocaust|ethnic cleansing]] with [[Hitler|the best of them]], lulzing it up in the Hitler Youth. I mean, they had it coming right? If killing Christ and doing WTC isn't grounds for genocide, '''WHAT THE FUCK IS'''?

He knows his god is always right, and is ready to defend any crusaders in history, essentially saying that the Spanish conversion and extermination of south and central america was ok because they did it to spread Catholocism

And guess what job he had before he was Pope? [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4445279.stm He was head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - the Inquisition].

During Easter '09, some bitch gave him what he deserved and punched him in the FACE! His [[special forces|Swiss Guard]] security pimps subsequently raeped her and dumped her corpse in a garbage bin. Boy, nothing says you trust God like 16 heavily armed bodyguards!
 
[[File:John paul ii in hospital after 1981 shooting macro.jpg|center|500px]] 
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===Secret boyfriend===
[[File:Pope benedict xvi's boyfriend monsignor georg ganswein.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Isn't he just ''dreamy?'']]
[[Image:Francis bacon screaming pope 1953.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This Pope's a screamer]]
News that Pope Benedict had a live-in buttbuddy came as a total shock to the Catholic world, who were unable to accept that a Pontiff would want to have sex with an adult. Archbishop '''Georg Gänswein''' was born in 1959 and is still renowned for his good looks. Referred to in Italian as [[Gorgeous George|''Bel Georgio,'']] he has attained something of celebrity status for a priest, being photographed, skiing, playing tennis, and flying a private plane, and even [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1539681/Gorgeous-Georgs-priestly-chic-inspires-a-new-Versace-show.html inspiring fashion designers.]

Georg was already a fixture at the Vatican when Benedict XVI was elected, but Pope Benny had hardly warmed the cushions on his throne when he set in motion Georg's rise to superstardom.
* 2005: Appointed the Pope's Principal Private Secretary
* 2006: Decorated as an Honorary Prelate
* 2013: Appointed as a Titular Archbishop and as prefect of the Pontifical Household

When Pope Benny quit, Gorgeous Georg [http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/archbishop-ganswein-intends-to-remain-prefect-of-papal-household/ shacked up with him at the Papal Pad] at Castel [[LOTR|Gandolfo.]] But like any other old queen who has been demoted, he has done nothing but [http://www.thetablet.co.uk/news/189/0/g-nswein-speaks-of-pain-of-no-longer-being-pope-s-right-hand-man- complain about his diminished status and bitch about the new Pope] 

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===Papacy pranked===
[[Image:Popesup4chan.jpg|thumb|Benedict XVI giving a shout-out to his 4chan niggaz]]

{{squote|THE civil servant who sent a shock email poking fun at the Pope's planned visit to Britain will keep his job, it emerged last night. [[b/|Steven Mulvain]], 23, has been cleared of any wrongdoing despite the papal trip being put in doubt by the [[lulz|jokey but offensive suggestions]] in the message. The email, sent across Whitehall departments, was said to be the result of a "[[alcohol|brain-storming" session]] by three or four [[ED|junior staff]]. It ridiculed the [[Catholic]] Church's stance against contraception, [[homosexuality]] and [[abortion]]. It was titled "The ideal visit would see..." and said Pope Benedict XVI could promote his own brand of "Benedict" [[condom]]s, bless a [[gay]] marriage and open an abortion clinic. Other suggestions included [[win|the 83-year-old performing forward rolls with children to promote healthy living]], spending the night in a council flat in Bradford and performing a charity duet with the [[Queen]]. The document listed "positive" people who he could meet - including Britain's Got Talent star [[asspie|Susan Boyle]], and rating her more influential than the [[pedobear|Archbishop of Westminster]], leader of the UK's [[pedo|Catholics]]. "Negative" Catholic figures included footballer [[chav|Wayne Rooney]] and singer [[Madonna]].|[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2947230/The-Pope-dope-keeps-his-job.html#ixzz0mBZDRvtY Unimpeachable sauce]}}
 
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===Pics of the Pope===
 
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Image:Pedo catholic.jpg|
Image:merrychristmas.jpg|Merry Christmas.
Image:Pope-new-saber.jpg|The Sith Lord and his dark minions unsheathe the newest papal light saber.
Image:Evilpope.png|Niggaz? In my Church!?!!.
Image:Hitler_cardinal4.jpg|Pope Meets Hitler!!1!
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Image:runningpope.jpg|His holy-shitness Pope Benedict XVI
Image:Empirestrikesback.jpg|Pope Benedict XVI
Image:CatholicRapeClock w Pope.jpg|Keeping track of time is easy for the pope.
Image:Pastor_of_Muppets.jpg|The Pope trolls Metallica.
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Image:popedj.jpg|Droppin dope beats.
Image:Pedopope2.jpg|A challenger appears!
Image:Ratzingirl.png|The "Transgender" Pope Ratzinger.
Image:DagothUr.jpg|The first pope.
Image:Bartolomew I.jpg|The Pope's eternal adversary.
Image:Niggerpope.jpg|The inevitable next pope.
Image:Vatican Inquisition.jpg|TIME TO KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKING JEWS.
Image:Pope Evil.jpg|[[Jeffrey Dahmer|He will eat your heart if you fuck with him]]. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE POPE
Image:Pope-benedict-palpatine.jpg|Meanwhile, in a Galaxy far, far, away...
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==Pope John Paul II: [[Nevar forget]]==
[[Image:Pope fire.JPG|thumb|250px|FIRE!]]
[[File:Maurizio cattelan pope john paul ii struck by meteorite.jpg|250px|thumb|Let him who is without sin...]]
'''Powerword:''' Karol Józef Wojtyła

'''Elected:''' 16 October 1978 
'''Murdered:''' 2 April 2005

'''Known aliases:''' "JPII"/"JP2", "Pope Ringo"

Pope John Paul II was born in 1977 in California, and is an [[porn|adult film]] actress of Vietnamese and Chinese extraction whose numerous films and photos became widely distributed on the internet during the early 2000s, especially through P2P file sharing and TGP galleries.

He had breast implants midway through his career and is known for a buxom figure and numerous hardcore [[anal sex|joys with boys]].His favorite position is the reverse cowboy, so the [[shota|little boys]] don't see his face as he [[raep]]s them.

Although his name is often pronounced "Maiko", he actually pronounces it as "Meeko".

His body, covered with apparent lightning burns, was recently found by his personal assistant [[Waylon Smithers]] after Smithers sensed what he termed "a great disturbance in the Force". Thus began the bloody process of selecting a new Pope to rule the world's quivering masses of Catholics.

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===Murder===
[[File:Queen laughs at pope's death.jpg|thumb|right|180px|JPII RIP: The Governor of a Protestant Church mourns]]
Pope John Paul II simply would not die. He got feebler and feebler, and more and more demented with [[Alzheimer's]] until the Vatican Guard were practically pulling strings to make him wave to crowds.

Completely gaga, he was becoming more and more of an embarrassment, and left the Vatican facing the problem of what procedure to follow when a Pope is senile: Since the Pope is infallible, this means that he might accidentally declare that Africa is made of pancakes, or that playing [[Call of Duty]] has become one of the seven deadly sins. Hell, he might even call off that long-standing ban on contraception! This was clearly [[srs bsns]] and the Pope had to die.

Accordingly, the next time John Paul II collapsed on the floor, he was denied water (the quickest way to hasten death) and sure enough [http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1664189,00.html dropped off the twig just a few days later.]

The Vatican even [http://lubbockonline.com/stories/091805/wor_091805112.shtml#.WBiy-uOLRdg issued a press statement] that the Pope had remained lucid to the last and that his last statement on Earth was the sentence: '''"Let me go to the house of the Father."'''

As you can see from the following video, this is [[Bullshit|completely credible,]] since a few days earlier the Pope was clearly 100 per cent sane and capable of speaking coherently for himself during his final public appearance. 

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'''Above:''' In no way completely staged.</center> 

====Disregard that; I suck cassocks====

Apparently those "last words" were deemed unsatisfactory, and it was later announced that John Paul II's final message for the masses was:
{{quote|'''It is love which converts hearts and gives peace. To all humanity, which today seems so lost and dominated by the power of evil, selfishness and fear, our resurrected Lord gives us His love which forgives, reconciles and reopens the soul to hope.'''}}

And if you believe that, I've got a pair of waterproof sandals and a bishopric going cheap.

[[Category: People|Pope, The]]

===Depicting Pope Polack===
 
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File:Pope john paul ii kisses tarmac.jpg|Muslim Pope
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'''Above:''' The earliest computer-generated Pope, John Paul ASCII (1983) 

The Papacy is very ancient indeed, what with having been founded by Peter the Apostle and all, which was pre-internet, pre-electricity, pre-printing-press, pre-illuminated manuscript, pre-pretty much everything except Jesus, of whom it was post. But you can only go back so far before it all starts getting a bit confused. Pius VIII? Clement XIII? Who gives a shit, really. But if you talk to your grandparents, you might find that in between drooling mashed potato and looking out the window, they can recall a dim and distant past in which Popes didn't have Twitter accounts and the Vatican didn't even have a website, and even the appearance on TV of a Pope was a notable occasion. Here they are (the Popes, not your grandparents, retard).

===Pope John Paul I===
[[File:Murdered pope john paul i.jpg|right|thumb|160px|Say bye-bye]]
'''Elected:''' 26 August 1978 
'''Murdered:''' 28 September 1978

'''Known aliases:''' "The Smiling Pope", "Papa Luciani", "You're fucking dead, kiddo"

Was Pope for just over a month. Had said he was going to abolish the Catholic ban on contraception. Was planning to reform the Vatican Bank. Wanted to clear the Mafia out of Vatican City.

Died suddenly in the middle of the night, of no known cause because there was no autopsy. Depending on who's telling the story, he was seriously ill, had heart problems, was a heavy smoker, never smoked, had low blood pressure or high blood pressure, had an irregular heart-beat, had no health problems for years, had gone to bed complaining of chest pains, had never complained of chest pains to his doctor at any point in his life, either found propped up in bed or on the floor, with an open book or some financial documents on his lap or just holding his spectacles (which may have been on the floor instead), had an expression of great agony on his face or one of peaceful repose as though falling asleep, and it happened as early as 9pm or as late as 4am.

A few years later, the head of the Vatican Bank was murdered in London and his secretary fell from the fifth-storey window of her own office. Nothing to see here, move along.
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===Pope Paul VI===
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'''Elected:''' 21 June 1963 
'''Murdered:''' Mid-1970s, date unknown 
'''Papacy officially ended:''' 6 August 1978

'''Known aliases:''' "The Impopester"{{jew}}

Pope Paul VI was an ugly bat-eared dwarf whose papacy was a massive turn-off because he looked like he was permanently constipated and constantly agonised over everything he said, making Catholics want to slap him in irritation.

Consequently the Swiss Guard cut a deal with the Jew, who was still pissed about losing John XXIII (see below) and Paul VI was imprisoned and [http://www.tldm.org/News3/impostor.htm replaced with a body-double who continued the papacy in a way more satisfactory to the Vatican and the Jew.]

It's all true, and conspiracy theorists would never be so stupid as to rely on photographs taken years apart and from different angles as evidence.
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===Pope John XXXIII{{jew}}===
[[File:Kike lover pope john xxiii.jpg|thumb|100px|right]]
'''Elected:''' 28 October 1958 
'''Died:''' 3 June 1963

'''Known aliases:''' "Rabbi of Rome", "The Consecrated Kike", "The Holy Heeb"

Big fat bastard, looked like a Bond villain, rescued [[Jews|the Jew]] during [[WWII|World War II]], the Jew rewarded him by [[George W Bush|rigging the Vatican election]] and making him Pope, and then once he was safely on the throne [https://web.archive.org/web/20140302203528/http://archive.catholicherald.co.uk/article/14th-may-1965/1/our-eyes-have-been-cloaked he declared the Jews innocent of killing Jesus] and asked for Israel's forgiveness (the Jew is now [http://www.raoulwallenberg.net/roncalli/articles-11/pope-john-xxiii-jews/ trying to get John XXIII declared a Jew-saint] in return).

As you might expect from someone who had curried favor with the Jew, John XXIII lived to a ripe old age and nothing bad happened to him at all.
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==Popery potpourri==
[[File:Pope omega.jpg|right|170px|thumb|Pope Omega the Last]]
* '''Antipopes:''' [[100 years ago|During the Middle Ages,]] a [[Goatse|schism]] was ripped in the space-time continuum, allowing Popes from another dimension to enter ours. The first of these antimatter Popes was [[Dr Who|Omega]] and for several hundred years he and his battalions of antipopes fought the Vatican for control of the Earth. [https://www.britannica.com/topic/antipope There were around 30 of them, and they all got sucked into the void] when Harry Potter cast a spell and things returned to normal, which is why Christfags hate and fear him.

* '''Popess:''' Some time in the Middle Ages, a chick bluffed her way into the clergy and ended up getting elected Pope. She was finally rumbled when she gave birth during a procession, and [http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08407a.htm the Catholic Church has written her out of history.] She was formally damned for having had heterosexual sex with an adult, in contravention of all Church teaching, but then made a saint for having refused to use contraception. Tch. Women, eh?

* '''Possessed Pope:''' Benedict IX was appointed Pope at the age of 20 and decided to take Roman Emperor Caligula as his role model, indulging in numerous rapes and murders, and was rumored to be a bit [[Bestiality|too fond of his flock if you know what we mean.]] His entry into the history books was therefore guaranteed, with [https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=8z2ZEOE-azoC&pg=PA47&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false one rave review] noting: "It seemed as if a demon from hell, in the disguise of a priest, occupied the chair of Peter and profaned the sacred mysteries of religion by his insolent courses."

* '''Zombie Pope:''' Pope Formosus (816 – 4 April 896) was not a pope-ular guy. After his reign, his corpse was dug up by his successors and put on trial. It was found guilty, Formosus's papacy was officially declared void, and [https://www.britannica.com/biography/Formosus his corpse was flung into the River Tiber.] However, it was soon rumoured that Formosus's recovered corpse was working miracles among Rome's peasants. The Pope who had Formosus put on trial was overthrown and found strangled, so it seems the zombie Pope had the last laugh.
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==Pandemoniacal Popes==
 
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==Videos==
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==See Also==
[[File:Vatican troops on parade swiss guardsmen.jpg|thumb|280px|right|Not a harlequin ID parade, it's actually the Swiss Guard (AKA "The Pope's battalions")]]
*[[Catholic]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Richard Dawkins|Dawkins, Richard]] - world's worst case of Pope-envy
*[[God]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Rape Clock]]
*[[Rational Response Squad]] - atheifags with so much [[USI]] that they think the Pope's commandos are out to kill them
*[[Jimmy Savile|Satan]]
*[[Witchcraft]]

==External links==
[[File:Girolamo da treviso protestant allegory 1542-4.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John demonstrate the correct way to dispose of surplus Popes]]
* [https://archive.today/20210725220252/https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:October_22 John Paul 2 & Friends, Quotes on Time!]
* [http://www.archiviosegretovaticano.va/content/archiviosegretovaticano/en.html The Vatican Secret Archives homepage]
* [http://thesefootballtimes.co/2015/07/05/football-and-vatican-city/ Vatican City football league history]
* [http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/04/01/take-him-to-court.html How George W Bush granted Benedict XVI immunity over the pedo cover-up]
* [http://www.spiegel.de/international/damned-lies-and-statistics-is-the-vatican-a-rogue-state-a-460967.html Vatican City has highest crime rate on Earth]
* [http://www.template.hostelsclubblog.com/property/33/index.php#Roman+Priest+Calendar+2014 Order the official 'Hottest Priests' calendar 2017!]
* [http://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/12/09/meet-hottest-catholic-priests-vatican-city-new-2014-calendar/ Curia cuties in the 'Hot Priests' calendar 2014]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KilglnuzEJM Vatican priest busted for 100k CP collection]
* [http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=17258 BASEMENT POPE~<3]
* {{yt|u|vatican|The Pope has a Youtube.}}
* [http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm Pope on the internets.]
* [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?sid=0351ec7bd07055a610315538f5bf517f&gid=7937599446 Facebook faggotry.]
* {{archive|pLPSK|The 12 Evilest Pope Pictures}}

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2024-08-16T22:16:48Z

Fehufanga: Undo revision 1882341 by GirlOnInternet (talk)

{{spoiler|pedophilia is now old news! All news about the Pope will now be flowery}}
 
[[File:Darth vader pope.jpg|thumb|250px|"No, I am your Holy Father"]]
[[File:Pope retard.jpg|thumb|220px|Only the Pope is infallible]]
The '''P.O.P.E''' (Peoples Own Pedophile Emperor) is the [[Final boss]] of the world's Roman Catholics as well as the ringleader of the world's largest pedophile group. He is best known for his [[homo|flamboyant]] paper hats, his time-traveling powers, and (for a few years) looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from ''Star Wars''. The Pope is a [[Sock Person|sock-person,]] not unlike [[Dr Who|Dr Who,]] and has regenerated 9,002 times since the start of the show. After a climactic light-saber fight at the end of the last season, Pope Sidious's hand was severed and grew into the current Pope, a short, tubby, bald old man. Pope Sidious is a Nazi and Pope Tubby is a hippie. Both of them remain alive at the time of writing, creating a potential [[Divide by zero|paradox]] since no-one knows what will happen to the space-time continuum if two infallible beings disagree with each other. The Vatican has been renamed "Frankie and Benny's" in their honor.

==Pope Francis==

'''Powerword:''' Jorge Mario Bergoglio

'''Elected:''' 13 March 2013 
'''Murdered:''' TBA

Pope Francis is a living saint. No one is more moral, more humble, or more right, and if you forget, non-Catholic news broadcasters are more than willing to remind you about how great he is. He is beloved by virtue of not being German or from Europe and by virtue of being less staunchly Catholic than his dogmatic predecessors.

Of course, this interpretation is predicated upon that you're not some backwards, racist Republican who prefers not to have all your property looted to fund an influx of raping immigrants gearing to overthrow your nation. [http://www.newsweek.com/pope-francis-says-he-opposes-marijuana-legalization-255708 Also you're not allowed to drown your sorrows in weed.] 

<center><youtube>Q6ju17D8WAk</youtube> '''Above:''' Pope Francis gets pulled over, lands on cripple, kicks off</center>

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==Pope Benedict XVI==
[[File:Scumbag Pope chosen by god - quits.jpg|thumb|200px|{{squote|Wait, we can quit?|Jesus|while being crucified}}]]
[[File:Queen not a quitter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A Protestant Monarch solemnly receives official notification of the Catholic Monarch's abdication]]
'''Powerword:''' Joseph Alois Ratzinger

'''Elected:''' 19 April 2005 
'''Abdicated:''' 28 February 2013 
'''Staff Broken:''' 31 December 2022

'''Known aliases:''' "Pope Emeritus", "Papa Ratzi", "The German Shepherd"

What rigorous conditioning makes a religious leader perfect for the papacy? Killing some motherfucking [[jews]] (and twelve inches of holy bulletproof glass). Currently Lord Benedict XVI has that shit on lock. In 1941, our good friend was [[holocaust|ethnic cleansing]] with [[Hitler|the best of them]], lulzing it up in the Hitler Youth. I mean, they had it coming right? If killing Christ and doing WTC isn't grounds for genocide, '''WHAT THE FUCK IS'''?

He knows his god is always right, and is ready to defend any crusaders in history, essentially saying that the Spanish conversion and extermination of south and central america was ok because they did it to spread Catholocism

And guess what job he had before he was Pope? [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4445279.stm He was head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - the Inquisition].

During Easter '09, some bitch gave him what he deserved and punched him in the FACE! His [[special forces|Swiss Guard]] security pimps subsequently raeped her and dumped her corpse in a garbage bin. Boy, nothing says you trust God like 16 heavily armed bodyguards!
 
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===Secret boyfriend===
[[File:Pope benedict xvi's boyfriend monsignor georg ganswein.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Isn't he just ''dreamy?'']]
[[Image:Francis bacon screaming pope 1953.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This Pope's a screamer]]
News that Pope Benedict had a live-in buttbuddy came as a total shock to the Catholic world, who were unable to accept that a Pontiff would want to have sex with an adult. Archbishop '''Georg Gänswein''' was born in 1959 and is still renowned for his good looks. Referred to in Italian as [[Gorgeous George|''Bel Georgio,'']] he has attained something of celebrity status for a priest, being photographed, skiing, playing tennis, and flying a private plane, and even [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1539681/Gorgeous-Georgs-priestly-chic-inspires-a-new-Versace-show.html inspiring fashion designers.]

Georg was already a fixture at the Vatican when Benedict XVI was elected, but Pope Benny had hardly warmed the cushions on his throne when he set in motion Georg's rise to superstardom.
* 2005: Appointed the Pope's Principal Private Secretary
* 2006: Decorated as an Honorary Prelate
* 2013: Appointed as a Titular Archbishop and as prefect of the Pontifical Household

When Pope Benny quit, Gorgeous Georg [http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/archbishop-ganswein-intends-to-remain-prefect-of-papal-household/ shacked up with him at the Papal Pad] at Castel [[LOTR|Gandolfo.]] But like any other old queen who has been demoted, he has done nothing but [http://www.thetablet.co.uk/news/189/0/g-nswein-speaks-of-pain-of-no-longer-being-pope-s-right-hand-man- complain about his diminished status and bitch about the new Pope] 

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===Papacy pranked===
[[Image:Popesup4chan.jpg|thumb|Benedict XVI giving a shout-out to his 4chan niggaz]]

{{squote|THE civil servant who sent a shock email poking fun at the Pope's planned visit to Britain will keep his job, it emerged last night. [[b/|Steven Mulvain]], 23, has been cleared of any wrongdoing despite the papal trip being put in doubt by the [[lulz|jokey but offensive suggestions]] in the message. The email, sent across Whitehall departments, was said to be the result of a "[[alcohol|brain-storming" session]] by three or four [[ED|junior staff]]. It ridiculed the [[Catholic]] Church's stance against contraception, [[homosexuality]] and [[abortion]]. It was titled "The ideal visit would see..." and said Pope Benedict XVI could promote his own brand of "Benedict" [[condom]]s, bless a [[gay]] marriage and open an abortion clinic. Other suggestions included [[win|the 83-year-old performing forward rolls with children to promote healthy living]], spending the night in a council flat in Bradford and performing a charity duet with the [[Queen]]. The document listed "positive" people who he could meet - including Britain's Got Talent star [[asspie|Susan Boyle]], and rating her more influential than the [[pedobear|Archbishop of Westminster]], leader of the UK's [[pedo|Catholics]]. "Negative" Catholic figures included footballer [[chav|Wayne Rooney]] and singer [[Madonna]].|[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2947230/The-Pope-dope-keeps-his-job.html#ixzz0mBZDRvtY Unimpeachable sauce]}}
 
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===Pics of the Pope===
 
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Image:Ratzingirl.png|The "Transgender" Pope Ratzinger.
Image:DagothUr.jpg|The first pope.
Image:Bartolomew I.jpg|The Pope's eternal adversary.
Image:Niggerpope.jpg|The inevitable next pope.
Image:Vatican Inquisition.jpg|TIME TO KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKING JEWS.
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==Pope John Paul II: [[Nevar forget]]==
[[Image:Pope fire.JPG|thumb|250px|FIRE!]]
[[File:Maurizio cattelan pope john paul ii struck by meteorite.jpg|250px|thumb|Let him who is without sin...]]
'''Powerword:''' Karol Józef Wojtyła

'''Elected:''' 16 October 1978 
'''Murdered:''' 2 April 2005

'''Known aliases:''' "JPII"/"JP2", "Pope Ringo"

Pope John Paul II was born in 1977 in California, and is an [[porn|adult film]] actress of Vietnamese and Chinese extraction whose numerous films and photos became widely distributed on the internet during the early 2000s, especially through P2P file sharing and TGP galleries.

He had breast implants midway through his career and is known for a buxom figure and numerous hardcore [[anal sex|joys with boys]].His favorite position is the reverse cowboy, so the [[shota|little boys]] don't see his face as he [[raep]]s them.

Although his name is often pronounced "Maiko", he actually pronounces it as "Meeko".

His body, covered with apparent lightning burns, was recently found by his personal assistant [[Waylon Smithers]] after Smithers sensed what he termed "a great disturbance in the Force". Thus began the bloody process of selecting a new Pope to rule the world's quivering masses of Catholics.

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===Murder===
[[File:Queen laughs at pope's death.jpg|thumb|right|180px|JPII RIP: The Governor of a Protestant Church mourns]]
Pope John Paul II simply would not die. He got feebler and feebler, and more and more demented with [[Alzheimer's]] until the Vatican Guard were practically pulling strings to make him wave to crowds.

Completely gaga, he was becoming more and more of an embarrassment, and left the Vatican facing the problem of what procedure to follow when a Pope is senile: Since the Pope is infallible, this means that he might accidentally declare that Africa is made of pancakes, or that playing [[Call of Duty]] has become one of the seven deadly sins. Hell, he might even call off that long-standing ban on contraception! This was clearly [[srs bsns]] and the Pope had to die.

Accordingly, the next time John Paul II collapsed on the floor, he was denied water (the quickest way to hasten death) and sure enough [http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1664189,00.html dropped off the twig just a few days later.]

The Vatican even [http://lubbockonline.com/stories/091805/wor_091805112.shtml#.WBiy-uOLRdg issued a press statement] that the Pope had remained lucid to the last and that his last statement on Earth was the sentence: '''"Let me go to the house of the Father."'''

As you can see from the following video, this is [[Bullshit|completely credible,]] since a few days earlier the Pope was clearly 100 per cent sane and capable of speaking coherently for himself during his final public appearance. 

<center><youtube>FM-ewBzgJxg</youtube> 
'''Above:''' In no way completely staged.</center> 

====Disregard that; I suck cassocks====

Apparently those "last words" were deemed unsatisfactory, and it was later announced that John Paul II's final message for the masses was:
{{quote|'''It is love which converts hearts and gives peace. To all humanity, which today seems so lost and dominated by the power of evil, selfishness and fear, our resurrected Lord gives us His love which forgives, reconciles and reopens the soul to hope.'''}}

And if you believe that, I've got a pair of waterproof sandals and a bishopric going cheap.

[[Category: People|Pope, The]]

===Depicting Pope Polack===
 
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Image:pope_engineer.jpg|John Paul 2 as Engineer from TF2
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File:Popemongler.jpg|I'll mongle your flock!
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'''Above:''' The earliest computer-generated Pope, John Paul ASCII (1983) 

The Papacy is very ancient indeed, what with having been founded by Peter the Apostle and all, which was pre-internet, pre-electricity, pre-printing-press, pre-illuminated manuscript, pre-pretty much everything except Jesus, of whom it was post. But you can only go back so far before it all starts getting a bit confused. Pius VIII? Clement XIII? Who gives a shit, really. But if you talk to your grandparents, you might find that in between drooling mashed potato and looking out the window, they can recall a dim and distant past in which Popes didn't have Twitter accounts and the Vatican didn't even have a website, and even the appearance on TV of a Pope was a notable occasion. Here they are (the Popes, not your grandparents, retard).

===Pope John Paul I===
[[File:Murdered pope john paul i.jpg|right|thumb|160px|Say bye-bye]]
'''Elected:''' 26 August 1978 
'''Murdered:''' 28 September 1978

'''Known aliases:''' "The Smiling Pope", "Papa Luciani", "You're fucking dead, kiddo"

Was Pope for just over a month. Had said he was going to abolish the Catholic ban on contraception. Was planning to reform the Vatican Bank. Wanted to clear the Mafia out of Vatican City.

Died suddenly in the middle of the night, of no known cause because there was no autopsy. Depending on who's telling the story, he was seriously ill, had heart problems, was a heavy smoker, never smoked, had low blood pressure or high blood pressure, had an irregular heart-beat, had no health problems for years, had gone to bed complaining of chest pains, had never complained of chest pains to his doctor at any point in his life, either found propped up in bed or on the floor, with an open book or some financial documents on his lap or just holding his spectacles (which may have been on the floor instead), had an expression of great agony on his face or one of peaceful repose as though falling asleep, and it happened as early as 9pm or as late as 4am.

A few years later, the head of the Vatican Bank was murdered in London and his secretary fell from the fifth-storey window of her own office. Nothing to see here, move along.
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===Pope Paul VI===
[[File:Pope paul vi and impopester.jpg|thumb|right|180px]]
'''Elected:''' 21 June 1963 
'''Murdered:''' Mid-1970s, date unknown 
'''Papacy officially ended:''' 6 August 1978

'''Known aliases:''' "The Impopester"{{jew}}

Pope Paul VI was an ugly bat-eared dwarf whose papacy was a massive turn-off because he looked like he was permanently constipated and constantly agonised over everything he said, making Catholics want to slap him in irritation.

Consequently the Swiss Guard cut a deal with the Jew, who was still pissed about losing John XXIII (see below) and Paul VI was imprisoned and [http://www.tldm.org/News3/impostor.htm replaced with a body-double who continued the papacy in a way more satisfactory to the Vatican and the Jew.]

It's all true, and conspiracy theorists would never be so stupid as to rely on photographs taken years apart and from different angles as evidence.
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===Pope John XXXIII{{jew}}===
[[File:Kike lover pope john xxiii.jpg|thumb|100px|right]]
'''Elected:''' 28 October 1958 
'''Died:''' 3 June 1963

'''Known aliases:''' "Rabbi of Rome", "The Consecrated Kike", "The Holy Heeb"

Big fat bastard, looked like a Bond villain, rescued [[Jews|the Jew]] during [[WWII|World War II]], the Jew rewarded him by [[George W Bush|rigging the Vatican election]] and making him Pope, and then once he was safely on the throne [https://web.archive.org/web/20140302203528/http://archive.catholicherald.co.uk/article/14th-may-1965/1/our-eyes-have-been-cloaked he declared the Jews innocent of killing Jesus] and asked for Israel's forgiveness (the Jew is now [http://www.raoulwallenberg.net/roncalli/articles-11/pope-john-xxiii-jews/ trying to get John XXIII declared a Jew-saint] in return).

As you might expect from someone who had curried favor with the Jew, John XXIII lived to a ripe old age and nothing bad happened to him at all.
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==Popery potpourri==
[[File:Pope omega.jpg|right|170px|thumb|Pope Omega the Last]]
* '''Antipopes:''' [[100 years ago|During the Middle Ages,]] a [[Goatse|schism]] was ripped in the space-time continuum, allowing Popes from another dimension to enter ours. The first of these antimatter Popes was [[Dr Who|Omega]] and for several hundred years he and his battalions of antipopes fought the Vatican for control of the Earth. [https://www.britannica.com/topic/antipope There were around 30 of them, and they all got sucked into the void] when Harry Potter cast a spell and things returned to normal, which is why Christfags hate and fear him.

* '''Popess:''' Some time in the Middle Ages, a chick bluffed her way into the clergy and ended up getting elected Pope. She was finally rumbled when she gave birth during a procession, and [http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08407a.htm the Catholic Church has written her out of history.] She was formally damned for having had heterosexual sex with an adult, in contravention of all Church teaching, but then made a saint for having refused to use contraception. Tch. Women, eh?

* '''Possessed Pope:''' Benedict IX was appointed Pope at the age of 20 and decided to take Roman Emperor Caligula as his role model, indulging in numerous rapes and murders, and was rumored to be a bit [[Bestiality|too fond of his flock if you know what we mean.]] His entry into the history books was therefore guaranteed, with [https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=8z2ZEOE-azoC&pg=PA47&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false one rave review] noting: "It seemed as if a demon from hell, in the disguise of a priest, occupied the chair of Peter and profaned the sacred mysteries of religion by his insolent courses."

* '''Zombie Pope:''' Pope Formosus (816 – 4 April 896) was not a pope-ular guy. After his reign, his corpse was dug up by his successors and put on trial. It was found guilty, Formosus's papacy was officially declared void, and [https://www.britannica.com/biography/Formosus his corpse was flung into the River Tiber.] However, it was soon rumoured that Formosus's recovered corpse was working miracles among Rome's peasants. The Pope who had Formosus put on trial was overthrown and found strangled, so it seems the zombie Pope had the last laugh.
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==Pandemoniacal Popes==
 
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;Beatication of JP2
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==See Also==
[[File:Vatican troops on parade swiss guardsmen.jpg|thumb|280px|right|Not a harlequin ID parade, it's actually the Swiss Guard (AKA "The Pope's battalions")]]
*[[Catholic]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Richard Dawkins|Dawkins, Richard]] - world's worst case of Pope-envy
*[[God]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Rape Clock]]
*[[Rational Response Squad]] - atheifags with so much [[USI]] that they think the Pope's commandos are out to kill them
*[[Jimmy Savile|Satan]]
*[[Witchcraft]]

==External links==
[[File:Girolamo da treviso protestant allegory 1542-4.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John demonstrate the correct way to dispose of surplus Popes]]
* [https://archive.today/20210725220252/https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:October_22 John Paul 2 & Friends, Quotes on Time!]
* [http://www.archiviosegretovaticano.va/content/archiviosegretovaticano/en.html The Vatican Secret Archives homepage]
* [http://thesefootballtimes.co/2015/07/05/football-and-vatican-city/ Vatican City football league history]
* [http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/04/01/take-him-to-court.html How George W Bush granted Benedict XVI immunity over the pedo cover-up]
* [http://www.spiegel.de/international/damned-lies-and-statistics-is-the-vatican-a-rogue-state-a-460967.html Vatican City has highest crime rate on Earth]
* [http://www.template.hostelsclubblog.com/property/33/index.php#Roman+Priest+Calendar+2014 Order the official 'Hottest Priests' calendar 2017!]
* [http://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/12/09/meet-hottest-catholic-priests-vatican-city-new-2014-calendar/ Curia cuties in the 'Hot Priests' calendar 2014]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KilglnuzEJM Vatican priest busted for 100k CP collection]
* [http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=17258 BASEMENT POPE~<3]
* {{yt|u|vatican|The Pope has a Youtube.}}
* [http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm Pope on the internets.]
* [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?sid=0351ec7bd07055a610315538f5bf517f&gid=7937599446 Facebook faggotry.]
* {{archive|pLPSK|The 12 Evilest Pope Pictures}}

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User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH

2024-08-16T22:16:07Z

Fehufanga: Undo revision 1882365 by GirlOnInternet (talk)

== I'M GONNA RAID ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ==

Love your edit to [[I'M GONNA RAID ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]]. You seem like a good editor. :) [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:49, 22 July 2024 (UTC)

== Cat is gay!!! ==

I agree with you about Cat, fuck that guy. He big gay. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:55, 22 July 2024 (UTC)

YO!!! girlOnInternet, cat is gayvandal and will remain cancer on ed if he is not brutally raped and [[cloudflare & contabo.de et al agree]]... CAT/XXBLACKBURNXX FUCKER AND HATER WHO NEVER CONTRIBUTES EXCEPT "FIXES" BS CODES... is causing way too many problems, he needs to be raped...you raped many innocent good accounts, but shamefully you left total vomit to vomit around ED... and make me administrator and i will make sure wikimaggots/wikifaggots never come back + I ll the gatekeeper of the wikilulz!

cat/antandrus/XXblackburnXx socks like this encyclopediadramatica.gay/Special:Contributions/jan_Lubek should have been gone long time ago and all the shit they upload nothing to do with lulz except to insult n put down in real life, which is also illegal in all countries... on all levels: municipal, state, federal!!!

[[User:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|YO GAY MAMA BITCH]] ([[User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|talk]]) 08:09, 30 July 2024 (UTC)

Cat should have been brutally raped long time ago.... [[User:Ferien|Ferien]] ([[User talk:Ferien|talk]]) 01:29, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

Damn straight nigga, very long time ago!!! [[User:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|YO GAY MAMA BITCH]] ([[User talk:YO GAY MAMA BITCH|talk]]) 19:11, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

== HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ==

Happy birthday, Ljupco. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 00:06, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

? TOTALLLY wasted eternal unforgiven EDPEDOMUD girlOnInternet, my birthday is on May 25 and don't confuse your EDPEDO raped pussy pussey bfs with others!! I don't need this shit as it's NOT LULZ SOMETHING YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT!

I was in touch with google officials... this was supposed to be good news... Yesterday I received reply from google 2nd in charge they will consider removing block on edramatica searches, i just wrote them to keep them permanently... I have been in touch with them for very long time, wasted time ON INGRATES EDPEDOS! BUT IM GLAD ED GOOGLE SEARCHES NOW MORE THAN EVER ARE FOREVER BANNED! HAHAHAHHAA IN YOUR FACE, SUCK ON THAT REAL HARD!
: Cool story, Ljupco. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 23:42, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

== [['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']] '''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]] WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPI ==

[['''''O YEA, WIKIEDBITCH MADE MY DAY AGAIN!''''''''']]

'''''[[THANX SHEMALE ON INTERNET FOR GETTING FINE INFO FROM WMF AS WE ARE IN PROCESS OF SUING WMF, L.S. CAN EASILY CONNECT EVERYTHING HERE YOU WROTE TO ORIGINAL SOURCE, WE COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER GIFT, MORE PLEASE... THE MORE THE BETTER]]

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!! I JUST AT LEAST NEUTRALIZED THIS SHIT... STUPID AS WHORE GIRLONINTERNET @GMAIL THERE ARE COUNTLESS MISTAKES HERE, I KNOW THIS IS ED AND THIS SHIT IS NOT LULZ WHE YOU USE PHOTOS OF FAMILY MEMBERS (INCLUDING NO LONGER ALIVE)
TO PUT SOMEBODY DOWN, BUT FIRST PART IS ENCYCLOPEDIA, SELDOM ANYTHING IS CORRECT HERE, BUT L.S. WAS BORN IN INDIANA, ALSO HIS CHESS RATING HIS LIFETIME 2000 EXPERT, THE 1380
IS ONLY PEFFORMANCE, WOW, WHAT BULLSHIT BY UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WHORE WHO EDITS HERE ANYWAYS, AS MOST PEOPLE ARE ELSEWHERE,., BESIDES GOOGLE DOES NOT ALLOW ONE ED ARTICLE TO BE IN ITS SEARCH ENGINES...

http://web.archive.org/web/20240815233227/https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/User:YO_GAY_MAMA_BITCH/GirlOnInternet_Spamming_Wikipedoia

WITH SIMPLE SCRATCH... THIS GOES TO SHOW EDPEDO-HARDCORE-LESBIAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO WASTE TIME ON HER ALTER EGO... LOLS LOLS LOLS!!!
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Talk:Wikipedia

2024-07-25T04:45:28Z

Fehufanga: /* Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe!!! */ == Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, approved by tuvalkin Jeff's wikidildo!!! ==

== Untitled section ==

Somebody needs to mention the weird articles wikipedia has, like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish Engrish] -- [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 23:08, 4 December 2011 (CET)
:greetings: if you are inclined, you may add them [[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits|here]]. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:00, 5 December 2011 (CET)
::oh yeah and we have an article on [[Engrish]]. <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:01, 5 December 2011 (CET)
:::I know, but the fact that ''wikipedia'', of all stuck up sites, has it is hilarious XD [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 01:26, 5 December 2011 (CET)
::::*check out [[Portal:Wikipedia|the portal]]. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:46, 5 December 2011 (CET)

== New Terms of use / May 2012 ==

Anything on this? --[[User:Glenda Jackson|Glenda Jackson]] 13:30, 23 May 2012 (EDT)

== TOW ==

Excuse my newfaggotry, but how do you get the abbreviation "TOW" from "Wikipedia"? What does it stand for? —[[User:BlittleMcNælsen|BlittleMcNælsen]] 22:27, 25 May 2012 (EDT)

:The Other Wiki {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} 23:30, 25 May 2012 (EDT)

== HOLY FUCKNUTS JIMBO DID <s>9/11</s> A PORN SITE!!! ==

[[user:solarra|Solarra]] dropped the motherload in irc from her cell phone. http://mobile.wnd.com/2012/12/heres-your-correction-wikipedia-founder/ [[User:Armucat|Armucat]] 02:33, 18 December 2012 (EST)

== spam the talk page ==

Administrators set the example and [[Lies|never]] get into edit wars with each other. So if you don't like something in the article, talk about it here. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 07:15, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:I just saw you and another admin (who kept calling you "Babyfur") having an edit war of epic proportions last night. At least ours was productive [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 07:20, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:: I can see now that my quote sucks and I have come to realise that many might like the Hipcrime quote, alltough I personally don't like it. Good luck to you all! --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 07:30, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

::: Never said either of you did anything wrong. My primary concern was that another admin might not find this edit war as entertaining as I did. I should have protected the article for no more than 15 minutes, an hour was pretty lame and overkill. It won't happen again. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 10:21, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:::: Nah you're cool. That Wikipedia article is a pile of shit anyway. No amount of edits or edit wars can bring it back from the depths. [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 15:54, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:::that quote was put there by Meepsheep, and i;m inclined to believe it's better than what replaced it: "HOLY SHIT LOSERS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NARCISSISTIC TL;DR TEXTS!!!1", otherwise i would have left it. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:16, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

== Regarding WP:DICK ==

http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_dick

I think it was moved to Wikimedia instead of Wikipedia. I'm not sure whether it is a policy or "essay" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay ) {{unsigned|स्वागतम्}}
:Wikipedia redirects it to Meta. Maybe the blatant hypocrisy was just too much for them. [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 13:34, 27 November 2013 (EST)
::That made me laugh. If they lock it down again we should copypasta. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 13:48, 27 November 2013 (EST)

== missing images ==

<gallery>
Image:Wikipedia_crack_babies.png|Wikipedia has helpful hints for new mothers!
Image:TOW.png|[[Oh_exploitable|Oh exploitable!]]
Image:Wikipedia_Asian_Cumshot_For_Dollar.png|Your donations...
Image:Sues_facial.png| ...hard at work
Image:Wikipedia_greed.png| I need your money
Image:Wikipedia_blame.png| Its your fault I need your money
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right.png | They can be Uncyclopedians when they choose to
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right_2.png | More proof
</gallery>
:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:03, 25 December 2014 (EST)

==External links==
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Censorship Wikipedia Censorship]
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Problems Wikipedia Problems]
* Ex co-founder Larry Sanger: Wikipedia is now Propaganda [https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/wikipedia-cofounder-says-site-is-now-propaganda-for-leftleaning-establishment/news-story/72c3c7a0c6aa3b6d86ae2c542258b28c][https://humansarefree.com/2021/07/propaganda-wikipedia-co-founder-rich-and-powerful-manipulators.html]

== Saddam Hussein and Iraqi people, especially Sunnis are getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!! ==

'''''YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA

== Rachel Marsden Seciton Needed!!! REAL DRAMA! ==

Right now my time is limited to write this and wikipedia corpse flies wikimaggots, wikifaggots are BS-ing around my work (bums have time on their hands) and myspace edits too.. but this is really good...jewbo had marathon sex with her, then she became used goods to him (as all women are) andhe dumped her live on wikipedia, while she sold his shit he left at her placve on ebay! Yup,one good turn deserves another... wikipedia hates women,not many bitches left...konstantinaG07 aka vorsetzer dumbass https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2534353&action=history, tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm (wasted bitch on wikibooks)... because EPIC and other useless https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards wasted stewards bastards disaster raped them all..

http//theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/10/how-wikipedia-is-hostile-to-women/411619/ WIKIPEDIA HATES WOMEN AS THEY SAY: WOMYN

===ELIZIUM23 IS ALAWAYS RIGHT LIKE 1234QWER1234QWER4 AND OTHER DUMB WIKIFUCKS, SO PAGES HAVE TO BE LOCKED UP AND INTERNET SAINT CARLO ACUTIS REMAINS BLESSED===

READ BELOW HOW SAINTS MEAN NOTHING TO WIKIPEDIAFAGGOTS...YUP WIKIPEDIA SAINTS DRAMA..

TYPICAL WIKIDRAMA WHERE SAINTS MEAN NOTHING AND STUPID JDIOTS DONT KNOW WHAT IS SAINT WWHAT IS BLESSED: AS IS IN CASE OF ELIZIUM23 TYPICAL WIKIFUCKuP...

https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2939142&action=history

: DONE!!!

[[User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE|WIKISAINTSDEFENSE]] ([[User talk:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE|talk]]) 00:29, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== Once most religious country (with Malta n Portugal) hates Christianity... antandrus n ciacho5 make sure that is well known!!! ==

pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Jezus_Chrystus&diff=prev&oldid=73041008

== FOR THE RECORD..How wikipedia/wiki-pedo-ia/wiki-pee-doia operates... as inside agents since 2005...I know all there is... wikipedia hides its crimes, using all inclusinve policy allows - you can write about PEDOPHILES... THERE ARE 1000S OF ARTICLES ON GROWN UP MEN FUCKING LIL BOYS AND LIL GIRLS... ==

THESE BASTARDS aka senior editors HAVE 1000000000000 EDITS AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE ACROSS WIKIS...OVER TIME TRASH GAIN CONVIDENCE, SO NO MATTER HOW ERONG THEY ARE THEIR EDITS WILL STAY (XXblackburn/cat, javaHurricane, antandrus the felon stalker, leonidlednev, dannyS712, vermont, ehrlich91,dungodung et al) AND OHTER BLIND WIKITRASH WILL FOLLOW..WIKIPEDIA: WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND...AND FUCK THE SAINTS TOO IS THEIR IDEOLOGY:

POPE JP2 GRADUATED HS WITH FLYING COLORS ON MAY 14 1938... BUT SOME FAGGOT DID NOT LIKE IT,SO IT WAS TAKEN DOWN...THEY EVEN BLACKLSITED GREAT SAINT BUT THIS IS ONLY ONE SAMPLE OUT OF MANY..BUT ENOUGH OF ME WASTING TIME ON SHITTY,INGRATE ED ON SAME LEVEL OF WIKISCUM ETERNAL!

archive.is/XSEXQ

simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pope_John_Paul_II&action=history&offset=&limit=500

wiki-PEDO-ia: world's top place for pedophiles gatherings; WIKIPEDOIA IS BASED ON PORN AS JIMBO STARTED WITH BOMIS HARDCORE PORN SITE, THUS HIS NAME JIM-BO(MIS):
ritualabuse.us/ritualabuse/articles/wikipedia-has-a-long-history-of-problems/ AND GROWING EXPONENTIALLY EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY IT'S UTMOST WIKICULTURE OF UTMOST WIKIGNORANCE, WIKIARROGANCE!!!
https://www.pcworld.com/article/525199/the_15_biggest_wikipedia_blunders.html WIKIPEDIA ENORMOUS MISTAKES, OF COURSE - THE USUAL nbcnews.com/id/wbna32588168 wikipedia GARB'A'GE "encyclopedia" collossal mistakes = THANKS TO BLIND, STUPID EDTORS AND USELESS ADMINISTRATORS
www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/credit-cards/does-wikipedia-have-dirty-secret-12805865 WIKIMEDIA MAY HAVE DIRTY IMAGES OF LIL CHILDREN BEING RAPED? DUH, THEY HAVE TONS OF THEM!!!
www.foxnews.com/tech/exclusive-pedophiles-find-a-home-on-wikipedia like @jimbo Wales @jeff G. @tuvalkin et al @elcobolla from shitty commons
www.opindia.com/2020/08/larry-sanger-wikipedia-wikimedia-commons-hosted-paedophilic-pornography-content
www.foxnews.com/tech/wikipedia-abandons-efforts-to-purge-porn-from-online-encyclopedia wikipedoia abandons going after pedophiles, of course, they are the pedophiles

== How to beat wikipedia system (and its wasted stewards aka jewbo's stupid slaves) and have your edits stay, DO NOT GET CAUGHT BUT THERE IS MUCH MORE TO IT!!! ==

If they revert your shit dont do it more than 3 times, unless you want to beat them in editwars and show them they are are losers like XXBlacburnXX/koavf et al is XXchildrapistXx who also used illegal DOS attacks (you need access to other IP provider,make sure other party does not know who is it)when he tried to beat me in marathon edit war when I was totally unprepared,othewise I can go easy 24 hours...

en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&action=history&offset=&limit=1500

create accounts for spccific topic,

use same IP for each account,make sure when you log in,you log out with same ip,thus wikitrash ipcheckers like bsadowski1 hs droputout bum loser,will not trace u...

do not edit articles outside their category

but thats more than enough for free advice,email me fore more with your credit card info!

ETERNAL MUDDY WIKIWASTE OF LIFE https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards

== Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, approved by tuvalkin Jeff's wikidildo!!! ==

[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]

Talk:Wikimedia Foundation

2024-07-25T04:44:59Z

Fehufanga: /* Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, apperoved by tuvalkin!!! */

'''Pics from lurking:'''
Do these pics [the offending ones] belong on the wikimedia, wikipedia, or the ED Porn Challenge page?

http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Animated_GIF&filefrom=Lever+tumbler+lock+animation.gif#mw-category-media
http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Animated_GIF&filefrom=Dionaea+muscipula+closing+trap+animation.gif#mw-category-media
{{unsigned2|Exploding chemo van}}

== Saddam Hussein getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!! ==

'''''YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA

== THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: ==

archive.is/k1iQk NEVER EVER DONATE, SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM:

xahlee.info/w/do_not_donate_to_Wikipedia.html archive.is/32WTn / archive.is/CsyKa archive.is/Y0BB wikipedia watch org resurrected something wikiskum eternal will never ever cremate!!!

archive.is/2L6mb

https://web.archive.org/web/20240401043022/https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gregorian_calendar#Redundant_none_sense,_typical_of_wikipedia_%22encyclopedia%22... SVTCobra JERK AGREES:

https://archive.is/ee6kQ TYPICAL WIKIPEDIA'S SHAME IS FOREVER N EVER!

== Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, approved by tuvalkin Jeff's wikidildo!!! ==

[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]

Talk:Wikimedia Foundation

2024-07-25T04:44:07Z

Fehufanga: /* Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, apperoved by tuvalkin!!! */ new section

'''Pics from lurking:'''
Do these pics [the offending ones] belong on the wikimedia, wikipedia, or the ED Porn Challenge page?

http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Animated_GIF&filefrom=Lever+tumbler+lock+animation.gif#mw-category-media
http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Animated_GIF&filefrom=Dionaea+muscipula+closing+trap+animation.gif#mw-category-media
{{unsigned2|Exploding chemo van}}

== Saddam Hussein getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!! ==

'''''YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA

== THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT: ==

archive.is/k1iQk NEVER EVER DONATE, SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM:

xahlee.info/w/do_not_donate_to_Wikipedia.html archive.is/32WTn / archive.is/CsyKa archive.is/Y0BB wikipedia watch org resurrected something wikiskum eternal will never ever cremate!!!

archive.is/2L6mb

https://web.archive.org/web/20240401043022/https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gregorian_calendar#Redundant_none_sense,_typical_of_wikipedia_%22encyclopedia%22... SVTCobra JERK AGREES:

https://archive.is/ee6kQ TYPICAL WIKIPEDIA'S SHAME IS FOREVER N EVER!

== Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe, apperoved by tuvalkin!!! ==

[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]

Talk:Wikipedia

2024-07-25T04:42:37Z

Fehufanga: /* Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe!!! */ new section

== Untitled section ==

Somebody needs to mention the weird articles wikipedia has, like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish Engrish] -- [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 23:08, 4 December 2011 (CET)
:greetings: if you are inclined, you may add them [[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits|here]]. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:00, 5 December 2011 (CET)
::oh yeah and we have an article on [[Engrish]]. <3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 00:01, 5 December 2011 (CET)
:::I know, but the fact that ''wikipedia'', of all stuck up sites, has it is hilarious XD [[User:B1KWikis|B1KWikis]] 01:26, 5 December 2011 (CET)
::::*check out [[Portal:Wikipedia|the portal]]. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:46, 5 December 2011 (CET)

== New Terms of use / May 2012 ==

Anything on this? --[[User:Glenda Jackson|Glenda Jackson]] 13:30, 23 May 2012 (EDT)

== TOW ==

Excuse my newfaggotry, but how do you get the abbreviation "TOW" from "Wikipedia"? What does it stand for? —[[User:BlittleMcNælsen|BlittleMcNælsen]] 22:27, 25 May 2012 (EDT)

:The Other Wiki {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} 23:30, 25 May 2012 (EDT)

== HOLY FUCKNUTS JIMBO DID <s>9/11</s> A PORN SITE!!! ==

[[user:solarra|Solarra]] dropped the motherload in irc from her cell phone. http://mobile.wnd.com/2012/12/heres-your-correction-wikipedia-founder/ [[User:Armucat|Armucat]] 02:33, 18 December 2012 (EST)

== spam the talk page ==

Administrators set the example and [[Lies|never]] get into edit wars with each other. So if you don't like something in the article, talk about it here. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 07:15, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:I just saw you and another admin (who kept calling you "Babyfur") having an edit war of epic proportions last night. At least ours was productive [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 07:20, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:: I can see now that my quote sucks and I have come to realise that many might like the Hipcrime quote, alltough I personally don't like it. Good luck to you all! --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 07:30, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

::: Never said either of you did anything wrong. My primary concern was that another admin might not find this edit war as entertaining as I did. I should have protected the article for no more than 15 minutes, an hour was pretty lame and overkill. It won't happen again. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 10:21, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:::: Nah you're cool. That Wikipedia article is a pile of shit anyway. No amount of edits or edit wars can bring it back from the depths. [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] 15:54, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

:::that quote was put there by Meepsheep, and i;m inclined to believe it's better than what replaced it: "HOLY SHIT LOSERS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NARCISSISTIC TL;DR TEXTS!!!1", otherwise i would have left it. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:16, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

== Regarding WP:DICK ==

http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_dick

I think it was moved to Wikimedia instead of Wikipedia. I'm not sure whether it is a policy or "essay" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay ) {{unsigned|स्वागतम्}}
:Wikipedia redirects it to Meta. Maybe the blatant hypocrisy was just too much for them. [[User:VX|  '''VX''' ]][[User_talk:VX|'''BREATHE DEEP'''  ]] 13:34, 27 November 2013 (EST)
::That made me laugh. If they lock it down again we should copypasta. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 13:48, 27 November 2013 (EST)

== missing images ==

<gallery>
Image:Wikipedia_crack_babies.png|Wikipedia has helpful hints for new mothers!
Image:TOW.png|[[Oh_exploitable|Oh exploitable!]]
Image:Wikipedia_Asian_Cumshot_For_Dollar.png|Your donations...
Image:Sues_facial.png| ...hard at work
Image:Wikipedia_greed.png| I need your money
Image:Wikipedia_blame.png| Its your fault I need your money
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right.png | They can be Uncyclopedians when they choose to
Image:Wikipedo_Doin_It_Right_2.png | More proof
</gallery>
:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:03, 25 December 2014 (EST)

==External links==
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Censorship Wikipedia Censorship]
* [https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Wikipedia/Problems Wikipedia Problems]
* Ex co-founder Larry Sanger: Wikipedia is now Propaganda [https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/wikipedia-cofounder-says-site-is-now-propaganda-for-leftleaning-establishment/news-story/72c3c7a0c6aa3b6d86ae2c542258b28c][https://humansarefree.com/2021/07/propaganda-wikipedia-co-founder-rich-and-powerful-manipulators.html]

== Saddam Hussein and Iraqi people, especially Sunnis are getting fucked in death too...wikitrash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!! ==

'''''YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA

== Rachel Marsden Seciton Needed!!! REAL DRAMA! ==

Right now my time is limited to write this and wikipedia corpse flies wikimaggots, wikifaggots are BS-ing around my work (bums have time on their hands) and myspace edits too.. but this is really good...jewbo had marathon sex with her, then she became used goods to him (as all women are) andhe dumped her live on wikipedia, while she sold his shit he left at her placve on ebay! Yup,one good turn deserves another... wikipedia hates women,not many bitches left...konstantinaG07 aka vorsetzer dumbass https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2534353&action=history, tropicalkitty, kittycataclysm (wasted bitch on wikibooks)... because EPIC and other useless https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards wasted stewards bastards disaster raped them all..

http//theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/10/how-wikipedia-is-hostile-to-women/411619/ WIKIPEDIA HATES WOMEN AS THEY SAY: WOMYN

===ELIZIUM23 IS ALAWAYS RIGHT LIKE 1234QWER1234QWER4 AND OTHER DUMB WIKIFUCKS, SO PAGES HAVE TO BE LOCKED UP AND INTERNET SAINT CARLO ACUTIS REMAINS BLESSED===

READ BELOW HOW SAINTS MEAN NOTHING TO WIKIPEDIAFAGGOTS...YUP WIKIPEDIA SAINTS DRAMA..

TYPICAL WIKIDRAMA WHERE SAINTS MEAN NOTHING AND STUPID JDIOTS DONT KNOW WHAT IS SAINT WWHAT IS BLESSED: AS IS IN CASE OF ELIZIUM23 TYPICAL WIKIFUCKuP...

https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2939142&action=history

: DONE!!!

[[User:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE|WIKISAINTSDEFENSE]] ([[User talk:WIKISAINTSDEFENSE|talk]]) 00:29, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

== Once most religious country (with Malta n Portugal) hates Christianity... antandrus n ciacho5 make sure that is well known!!! ==

pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Jezus_Chrystus&diff=prev&oldid=73041008

== FOR THE RECORD..How wikipedia/wiki-pedo-ia/wiki-pee-doia operates... as inside agents since 2005...I know all there is... wikipedia hides its crimes, using all inclusinve policy allows - you can write about PEDOPHILES... THERE ARE 1000S OF ARTICLES ON GROWN UP MEN FUCKING LIL BOYS AND LIL GIRLS... ==

THESE BASTARDS aka senior editors HAVE 1000000000000 EDITS AND THEY USE THAT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE ACROSS WIKIS...OVER TIME TRASH GAIN CONVIDENCE, SO NO MATTER HOW ERONG THEY ARE THEIR EDITS WILL STAY (XXblackburn/cat, javaHurricane, antandrus the felon stalker, leonidlednev, dannyS712, vermont, ehrlich91,dungodung et al) AND OHTER BLIND WIKITRASH WILL FOLLOW..WIKIPEDIA: WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND...AND FUCK THE SAINTS TOO IS THEIR IDEOLOGY:

POPE JP2 GRADUATED HS WITH FLYING COLORS ON MAY 14 1938... BUT SOME FAGGOT DID NOT LIKE IT,SO IT WAS TAKEN DOWN...THEY EVEN BLACKLSITED GREAT SAINT BUT THIS IS ONLY ONE SAMPLE OUT OF MANY..BUT ENOUGH OF ME WASTING TIME ON SHITTY,INGRATE ED ON SAME LEVEL OF WIKISCUM ETERNAL!

archive.is/XSEXQ

simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Pope_John_Paul_II&action=history&offset=&limit=500

wiki-PEDO-ia: world's top place for pedophiles gatherings; WIKIPEDOIA IS BASED ON PORN AS JIMBO STARTED WITH BOMIS HARDCORE PORN SITE, THUS HIS NAME JIM-BO(MIS):
ritualabuse.us/ritualabuse/articles/wikipedia-has-a-long-history-of-problems/ AND GROWING EXPONENTIALLY EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY IT'S UTMOST WIKICULTURE OF UTMOST WIKIGNORANCE, WIKIARROGANCE!!!
https://www.pcworld.com/article/525199/the_15_biggest_wikipedia_blunders.html WIKIPEDIA ENORMOUS MISTAKES, OF COURSE - THE USUAL nbcnews.com/id/wbna32588168 wikipedia GARB'A'GE "encyclopedia" collossal mistakes = THANKS TO BLIND, STUPID EDTORS AND USELESS ADMINISTRATORS
www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/credit-cards/does-wikipedia-have-dirty-secret-12805865 WIKIMEDIA MAY HAVE DIRTY IMAGES OF LIL CHILDREN BEING RAPED? DUH, THEY HAVE TONS OF THEM!!!
www.foxnews.com/tech/exclusive-pedophiles-find-a-home-on-wikipedia like @jimbo Wales @jeff G. @tuvalkin et al @elcobolla from shitty commons
www.opindia.com/2020/08/larry-sanger-wikipedia-wikimedia-commons-hosted-paedophilic-pornography-content
www.foxnews.com/tech/wikipedia-abandons-efforts-to-purge-porn-from-online-encyclopedia wikipedoia abandons going after pedophiles, of course, they are the pedophiles

== How to beat wikipedia system (and its wasted stewards aka jewbo's stupid slaves) and have your edits stay, DO NOT GET CAUGHT BUT THERE IS MUCH MORE TO IT!!! ==

If they revert your shit dont do it more than 3 times, unless you want to beat them in editwars and show them they are are losers like XXBlacburnXX/koavf et al is XXchildrapistXx who also used illegal DOS attacks (you need access to other IP provider,make sure other party does not know who is it)when he tried to beat me in marathon edit war when I was totally unprepared,othewise I can go easy 24 hours...

en.wikinews.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Polish_president_and_first_lady_lie_in_state_ahead_of_funeral&action=history&offset=&limit=1500

create accounts for spccific topic,

use same IP for each account,make sure when you log in,you log out with same ip,thus wikitrash ipcheckers like bsadowski1 hs droputout bum loser,will not trace u...

do not edit articles outside their category

but thats more than enough for free advice,email me fore more with your credit card info!

ETERNAL MUDDY WIKIWASTE OF LIFE https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards

== Jeff G... Typical wikihomopedoidiot deluxe!!! ==

[[Image:Jeff G-WIKIHOMOPEDOPHILE-SUPERDUMBFUCKPERFEVERTEDIDIOT.png|center|]]

User:Cat

2024-07-23T18:57:09Z

Fehufanga:

NUON CHEA'S CIRUCLATORY SYSTEM APPROVED:

[[File:Foreskin2.jpg|thumb|center|GEORGE'S COCK TASTES SO GOOD ACCORDING TO XXCATXx http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1709139137310#c1889231391674185177 THATS A MIGHTY GOOD JEWBO UNCUT COCK - DELICIOUS AND NUTRTCIOUS TASTES JUST LIKE DEAD [[Wkipedo]]!!!]]

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT) en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx
mtarch11 broken dego condom reject thinks he "deleted" the truth.. wow only adds more of wikipedia's utmost stupidity to make my days: Yup 157 year old trap got infusion and essense of mud n shyt
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
{{banplz}}
{{bancakes}}
'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

{{banned|being antandrus}}
{{banned|being Jimbo_Wales}} AKA JEWBO

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]
HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

User:Cat

2024-07-23T18:56:11Z

Fehufanga:

CIRUCLATORY SYSTEM APPROVED:

[[File:Foreskin2.jpg|thumb|center|GEORGE'S COCK TASTES SO GOOD ACCORDING TO XXCATXx http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1709139137310#c1889231391674185177 THATS A MIGHTY GOOD JEWBO UNCUT COCK - DELICIOUS AND NUTRTCIOUS TASTES JUST LIKE DEAD [[WIKIPEDO]]!!!]]

XXBlackburnXx: THE infusion and essence of utmost eternal unforgiven wikitrash:: en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ddead (GLOBALLY BLOCKED WIKIFAGGOT WIKIMAGGOT) en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/cat en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Category:Wikialpha_sockpuppets_of_XXBlackburnXx
mtarch11 broken dego condom reject thinks he "deleted" the truth.. wow only adds more of wikipedia's utmost stupidity to make my days: Yup 157 year old trap got infusion and essense of mud n shyt
XXBlackburnXx aka ddeadbrain deadfly caught bad in his utmost stupidity: THIS IS FOR ALL THE AGES: https://web.archive.org/web/20240717221442/https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%B5%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BE:%E0%A4%9C%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%9C%E0%A4%BC%E0%A4%AB%E0%A4%BC_%E0%A4%97%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%B8%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B5%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%80
XXBlackshitXx & his fuckbuddy antandrus (david) restoring bad spelling as correct spelling and vandalizing correct info: https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9382439
lowly eternal wmf vomit vandal XXBlackburnXx aka XXBlackshitXx in footsteps of antandrus his r'a'pist, javaHurricane et al killing 15 years old true info: simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Saddam_Hussein&diff=prev&oldid=8812527
https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1898&p=19450 wiki-PEDO-ia's top wikidiots XXBlackburnXx, hasley et al... archive.ph/5bVT2 archive.is/pfGuA WIKIPEDIASUCKS FOREVER & EVER DIRECT ACCESS!!!
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1715272770090#c119171925665922338 xxblackburnxx javahurricane antandrus (OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA TRIUMVIRATE EVIL) typical utmost usual wikipedia "encyclopedia" style vandalism]]
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]

{{banplz|being [[user:Antandrus|Antandrus]]}}
{{banplz}}
{{bancakes}}
'''DANGER''' - Very, Very high levels of [[mental retardation]] as [[wikipedia]]ns display. Please, better see this: [[:File:Hand in toilet bowl of shit.jpg|Content]]

{{banned|being antandrus}}
{{banned|being Jimbo_Wales}} AKA JEWBO

{{2000goatse}}
{{ClusterBomb}}
{{lolcow}}

[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]
HOW IRONIC THIS MOTHERFUCKER "CORRECTED" LINK AND HE IS XXBLACKBURNXX OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA'S GARBAGE COLLECTOR..ALL HE DOES IS SPAM/GAMBLOINGREMOVALS,CODE FIX AND O YEA,..HE SURE LOVES WIKISHIT https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/File:Hand_in_toilet_bowl_of_shit.jpg
[[http://rosyjskieabc.blogspot.com/2015/09/system-edukacji-w-polsce-rosji-i.html?showComment=1713450325512#c3037095535766592673 STUPID MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON, DOS ATTACKER XXBLACKBURNXX AKA MR. NULL EDIT CANT HELP HIMSELF LIKE HIS RAPIST TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES CONVICTED FELON ANTANDRUS FELON BUT TO PUT WELCOMESIGN ON "BANNED USER" JUST SO HE CAN HAVE LAST WORD AND LOOK MORE STUPID THAN HE IS, TONS OF LOLS... JUST LIKE XX IS TENFOLD EDGED SWORD, SO IS WIKIPEDIA TENFOLD EDGED SWORD!!!]]
[[XXXgaypornstarXXX double edged sword feb 29 2024: Firstly, I hope there's some realization that this thread is doing me more harm than good. The amount of harassment towards me has been significantly increased on and off-wiki because of this and it's not going to get any better anytime soon & ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE...]]