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Watchpeopledie.tv

2025-03-24T23:48:52Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: opposite site exists now

{{Achtung|BREAKING NEWS: [[LOLWUT|You can now get married to other WPD users]]}}
{{Achtung|[[Wut|WPD has released an opposite version of their site named]] watchpeoplelive.tv}}
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{{ib|[[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|250px]] <big>'''DEATH TO THE REDDITFAGS'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''WatchPeopleDie.TV'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Type'''|[[Gore]] site, [[social media]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Nuke|Launched]]'''|April 25th, 2022 ({{age|2022|4|25}} years ago)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Current Status'''|{{Greentext|Online}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''URL'''|<s>watchpeopledie.co</s> ([[Redirect]]) watchpeopledie.tv}}
{{Ibend}}
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'''WatchPeopleDie.tv''' ('''WPD''' for short) is a super secret [[Graphic Violence|gore]] and [[necrophilia|alternative porn]] site on the "[[dark web]]" that, according to [[Children|experts]] on [[TikTok]], can only be accessed via [[VPN]]s and [[TOR]]. This faggoty site has a surprisingly [[ironic|lively]] community of [[Over 9000|over 3 million]] degenerate [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|12-year-olds]] and [[Columbiners|school shooter worshippers]] who [[Captain Obvious|do exactly what the name of the site would suggest]]. Unsurprisingly, [[Dylan Butler|multiple]] [[Natalie Rupnow|users]] of the site have went on to commit several [[school shooting|IRL shootings]], thus making it a [[terrorist]] organization [[Aztec High School Shooting|much like Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

It was created as a sister website to [[Shit nobody cares about|rDrama]] 3 years after the subreddit /r/watchpeopledie got [[b&]] by the [[butthurt]] Kiwi government in the wake of an epic [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animation]] from [[New Zealand|New Zealand]] getting released in March 2019. Despite being ran by a bunch of [[Does it for free|unpaid]] [[basement-dwellers]], WPD has much more features than [[Reddit|Plebbit]], and just like Plebbit, ✡[[censorship]]✡ runs rampant. It is essentially an unlikely combination of [[MySpace]] and [[LiveLeak]].

The [[furry]] mascot of the website is a hypersexualized [[tranny]] [[lolcat]] named {{KYM|memes/marsey-the-cat|Marsey}} blatantly stolen from a Telegram sticker pack.

== Introduction ==
[[File:KingOfTheInternet.png|250px|thumb|How WPDtards see their shitty site]]
Watchpeopledie.tv was created on April 25th, 2022. It started out with a bunch of unique videos getting posted. It uses Cloudflare, which is very unfortunate, because cloudfare does this very retarded annoying thing here it constantly asks if you are a human or not. Fucking cloudfare. It existed on plebbit as r/watchpeopledie until the judeojannies banned it when it started posting [[Brenton Tarrant|CGI animations]] that were too spicy, which ironically is what another gore subplebbit, r/gunfights, would get banned for years later, in the wake of yet another one of Sorathas spicy [[Payton Gendron|CGI animations]], this time from Buffalo, Jew Dork. The way the site works is that you can post comments and videos, and for every like or dislike you get, you get 4 coins, which can be used to buy retarded little hats, dumb rewards to attempt to annoy people with, or you could just gamble them away like a [[Las Vegas|Las Vegas]] dead beat. When you post, you have to categorize your videos accordingly, these categories are called holes. There is h/stabbing, h/shooting, h/drowning, h/social, and many more. The site is ran by a group of admins, the chiefest among them is CLITPEELER, who you do not wish to mess with.

== Issues ==
The website is very user unfriendly, when you click on a post, a bunch flying gif pixels and ugly niggers will be flying around because some joker put an award on the post to make it do that. Other users can buy awards that ban you for a day. Users will block you even though you never contacted them, comments and usernames will have large and annoying looking moving emojis attached to them, and the list of plebbit like faggotry goes on and on. There is also an annoying bot that comments randomly generated crap in every thread. Of course, most of that is pretty funny, so let's move on to actual issues with this website, so I do not sound like a kvetching jew.

The website is full of reposts and dumb edits. Wow! What a cool video! It is a shame that I have already seen it 6 million times before! At first, there were no reposts at all, but now there is an infestation. Those edits of CGI animations are just an excuse to make reposts.
The website is also full of losers who worship school sneezers, although, to be fair, most users condem such things.
A lot of videos on wpd are just plain boring. Not just because most of them are reposts, but also because most of them feel the same. There is only so much mileage that one can get from watching dozens of "different" videos that always follow the same format. "Oh, cool, another low quality video of some tied up beaner lying on the ground while he gets blasted by a nerf gun wielding aztec! Havent seen that one before!" " Woah! Another video of a spic in brazil getting ambushed that has no distinction between the hundreds of other videos on here that are exactly like it! Awsome!"

After a while, execution videos like that get boring because there is no variety or struggle or ambiguity to them. You know exactly how each one will end. They are about as mindless as those capeshit movies were good guy beats bad guy that consoomer cucks fall head o er feels for.
There are also a lot of idiots who do self harm over there, which brings down the overall quality of the website down by about 10 [[Ronnie McNutt|Mcnutty]] points.

As of summer of 2024, 2 years after the websites conception, a bunch of new admins for wpd.tv came to power. They are power trippers and anyone they do not like gets banned. This has lead to a bunch of angry freeze peach cucks to whine as their accounts get banned, and they whine to the power hungry degenerate admins, right before the sword falls on their head, "But admin, I would respect your freeze peach if our situations were reversed!" Only to get perm banned anyway because lordly techno barons and internet ideology consoomers do not care a damn about your "freeze peach" if they think you are an enemy. Dumb arse freeze peach cucks never learned the simple fact that if the game is rigged against you, you are a fool if you play by th' rules.

== Controversy ==
For many reasons, wpd.tv is very controversial, and it is especially hated by plebbitors and [[TikTok|shit tok]] users. Besides gore, there are other reasons for that. You see, just like [[Newgrounds|Newgrounds]], one of wpds users would commit a mass sneezing, and just like [[Newgrounds|jewgrounds]], another one would attempt to go for the [[High Score|high score]], only to get [[Fail|captured before he could do it.]] This has led to wpd to rise to top tier infamy, much farther then one would expect from a website that started out as a sister website to Rdrama. Another reason they have become controversial is because pearl clutchers on jewtube and shit tok have made numerous videos kvetching about wpd for typical oversensitive female/boomer reasons.

== Noticable Users ==

[[furfag|'''Fishyman420''']]: Faggot whom posts gifs of [[Buttsecks|niggers kissing]] and [[Tits|pikatits]] whilst blaming you for being a faggot then banning you

== Quotes ==

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|Cloudfare is being naughty

|CLITPEELER

|*Insert random copy pasta here*

|Snappy

|Fat dude shoots some other dude in the back like six times to steal cow shit or whatever these people keep in their pockets

|CLITPEELER

|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}
</center>

== Gallery ==

<center><gallery>
File:DragonkinVSPlebbitorHoard.jpeg|Troll vs Horde
File:Wpd.tv.jpg|front page
File:Marsey The Cat.jpg|The [[Smex|shmexy]] Mascot
File:WatchPissDrinking.jpg|Just your typical "gore" content
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==

== See Also ==
*[[BestGore|BestGore]] - Another infamous gore website
*[[LiveLeak|LiveLeak]] - yet another one.
*[[Ogrish.com]] - [[Redundant|Yet ANOTHER gore site.]]
*[[Goregrish]]
*[[Rotten.com]]

== External Links ==
*{{WPD||WatchPeopleDie.TV}}
*https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld - [[Open source|It's FOSS!]]

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Everything PC Gaming

2025-03-18T22:11:09Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Last night he got banhammered from both the Wrapper Offline and Flashthemes discord servers. Also added a link to a document exposing his ass

{{Pedophile}}{{Lolcow}}{{13}}
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{{Achtung|[[Banhammer|BANNED]] AGAIN FROM THE [[Vyond|WRAPPER OFFLINE AND FLASHTHEMES]] [[Discord|DISCORD]] SERVERS LMAO}}
[[File:The fucker.jpeg|thumb|The [[pedophile]] IRL.]]
'''Everything PC Gaming''', '''Lyosea''', [[Powerword]]: '''Shawn''', is a 29-year-old [[pervert]] and [[pedophile]] that sits on his ass all day making the same old shitty-ass [[GoAnimate]] "[[Caillou]] gets grounded" videos; but with the gimmick of including [[DeviantArt|fetishist]] undertones such as fart, vore, feet, [[shit]], etc. Oh and [[Sick Fuck|he mostly does that shit on underaged characters on his videos need I add]]
==Early life==

There isn’t a lot known about Shawn’s early life besides a few [[Pedophile|Baby videos]] where he was recorded shitting himself in one of them. Also in the vids he revealed his old town and his old block in the description of them

<youtube>https://youtu.be/w-FJLO-BerM?si=2_W-e_zIYJ1qlKBu</youtube>

==Autist opens up his [[JewTube]]==
Lyosea opened up his [[JewTube]] account back in September of 2010 and [[Nothing|didn’t upload a single fucking thing]] until July 2015 with a shitty [[Gmod]] vid <youtube>https://youtu.be/0DYxqOdBkRA?si=cOAA1EPNsol1eRJU</youtube> and fucked off until 2017 when he uploaded a [[Autism|logo vid like the majority of ]] [[13-year-old|13 year old’s]] and a compilation of [[Pedophile|Children burping]] <youtube>https://youtu.be/bg6ixF8N4K4?si=IrPXlcq31_f4vGCy</youtube>

==Lyosea discovers [[Goanimate]]==
On December 10th 2018, Lyosea uploaded his first ever [[Goanimate]] video that would lead to his satisfying downfall<youtube>https://youtu.be/olNCfEw3UJY?si=JkJWfBGH9bpdQx_D</youtube>
Most of his old vids from around then were [[Cringe|Fucking AWFUL]] and looked more like something made in [[Windows movie maker]]. He kept shitting out those god awful videos until he uploaded the vid that foreshadowed this future called “Caillou eats [[shit|poop]] and goes to jail” <youtube>https://youtu.be/oCTHHSkbhWQ?si=ThyxABB5XPwzeW52</youtube>
[[file:Foreshadowment.jpeg|thumb|none|the foreshadowing of his future]]
And the very next day he decided to unleash this monstrosity onto [[JewTube]] [[file:Epg144’sfootporn.png|thumb|none|Let’s remind ourselves here that this is a [[Sick Fuck|FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD]]]]

==Lyosea comes out==
So at this point Lyosea has completely given up on hiding his fetishes and kept showing them to his audience who most of them are possible fucking minors[[file:AverageLyoseavid.jpeg|thumb|none|your average EPG445 video]]
He kept digging and digging and digging making worse and worse content until he hit rock bottom on thanksgiving 2020 when he made a [[LOLWUT|video depicting Caillou and Leo shitting themselves and then being forced to eat the shit]]

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|<youtube> https://youtu.be/vdvN0xaV-qg?si=57Ew_ANjojz9FLT9</youtube>
}}|border=#B0F0B0|background=#efefff}}</center>

In the version currently available on YouTube, after Caillou and Leo get grounded it abruptly cuts to the outro, the main reason for the abrupt cut is because Lyosea included a montage of [[pervert|literal fucking children farting infront of the camera]]. And the dudes response to this was by [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|cutting out the part with the montage and never speaking of it again]] however Lyosea forgot all about something called the wayback machine and the original version is still available on there so he have something to use against him when he gets convicted (https://web.archive.org/web/20211210022005/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvN0xaV-qg)
However the most shocking part about all of this is that no one gave a damn about this until recently

==[[Pedophile|Pedo]] gets called out==
On the 19th of August 2023 a local nobody called Luddi (formerly known as Ludwig) uploaded a video to his [[JewTube|Youtube]] about Lyosea and his [[Bullshit]]
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|<youtube> https://youtu.be/xynLcqrqjTU?si=FxIEwiEfxQcCMDk_
</youtube>
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Even thought the vid hasn’t blown up or anything some people had talked about their experiences With Lyosea and not long after, a popular figure in the [[goanimate|Goanimate]] community called African vulture made a video talking about Lyosea in the similar vein as Luddi, that is until she [[delete fucking everything|deleted the whole video from her channel]] after [[Retard|being gaslit by Lyosea]] (never fucking mind it’s back on Jewtube as of 04/02/24 [https://youtu.be/7W4slY-g_Es?si=ifZtDS-37Sf6veTU and you can watch it here]). However, a group of local nobodies: Xenoparadox, sappertv, JonsCartoonShow, AMAZINGBORYS11, asylumanimate, mistaedita, spongebobfopfan, iidragonflyii_6400, itsmagikal, & avachannnnn had decided to make a server where they interrogated/confronted Lyosea about his disgusting actions and of course, Lyosea was [[bitch|bitching about how he isn’t one]] and that he makes it all for kids and left after people found out about his [[Pervert|compilation of children farting]]
[[File:Pedo’s excuse.jpeg|thumb|none|[[EDP445|EPG445]] trying to get away with his fetishes]]
[[File:EPG gets caught.jpeg|thumb|none|WE GOT EM]]
After that Lyosea fucked off from discord and to this day making [[pedophile|videos with certain undertones]]

==Nutshell==

On the 2nd of march 2024, local nobody called skamkz published a vid on EPG445 [[Bullying|criticising]] Lyosea, I highly recommend you check out his channel, his shit is good

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|<youtube> https://youtu.be/bBEUhAQmN_o?si=awc3kPExVtIewtQQ
</youtube>
}}|border=#B0F0B0|background=#efefff}}</center>

==Response to the drama==

So Lyosea had discovered that he was banned from both the wrapper offline [[discord|Pisscord]] server and from [[Goanimate]] city after the nutshell video on him dropped, lyosea had become aware of both what was going on and had discovered the page on him, So in a normal way of responding to pedophilia allegations lyosea decided to pull a [[Logan Paul|Colleen Balinger]] and make the worlds most half-assed response about how he's [[liar|Not a pedo]] [[File:lyosea ballinger.png|thumb|none]] besides a few [[incest|inbreds]] no one believed his [[bullshit]] and his career is going down to shit, in other news about lyoshite, a popular somebody in the [[goanimate|Gayanimate]] community by the name of Knuckleshedgehog2010 had made a video about him, unlike with the nutshell video, the vid summaries the channel and this page

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|<youtube> https://youtu.be/WH2gDlwyiHk?si=O_S7K11RT2-LaWW3 </youtube>
}}|border=#B0F0B0|background=#33cc33}}</center>

And since the person that made the video is a popular figure in the community, there is a high chance that people will listen to him about lyosea

==Gallery==
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[[file:Shittyroom.jpeg|thumb|none|Lyosea’s definition of [[comedy]]]]
[[File:Child”””friendly”””.jpeg|thumb|none|one of his [[Joey Nigro|child “friendly”]] vids]]
[[file:Another child”””friendly”””vid.jpeg|thumb||none|another one of his [[Joey Nigro|child “friendly”]] vids]]
[[File:Terribly hidden fetish.jpeg|thumb|none| [[nothing|no words]]]]
[[File:EPG when children.jpeg|thumb|none|[[EDP445|EPG445’s]] average meet up with kids]]|[[File:Possible diaper fetish.jpg|thumb|none|Lyosea has a [[wet and messy fetishism|diaper fetish?]]]]
[[File:Fart community post.jpg|thumb|none|[[wtf]]]]
[[File:Low tier Lyosea.jpg|thumb|none|low tier Lyosea]]
|}}

==External Links==

* [https://youtube.com/@MrLyosea?si=Nrj5Xe5URDDQF_sP His Yt account]
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-sjln9deny39fyLjWmiLWfRelsbM8dIQt4fWtjDQ7RI/edit?usp=drivesdk A document made by yourscenebean exposing all his shit]

== See Also ==
* [[JewTube]]
* [[Discord]]
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[Joey Nigro]]
* [[vyond]]

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Payton Gendron

2025-03-15T18:54:17Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Somewhere in 2024 the US considered the death penalty for Payton

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{{Achtung|The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] is actually considering giving him the [[Banhammer|death penalty]]}}
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{{ib|[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Payton Gendron'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2003 ({{age|2003|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Honkey American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[White supremacy|Ethnonationalism]] [[Roblox]] Groomed by [[Furries]] on [[Discord|Glowcord]]}}
{{Ibend}}

A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron'''{{Nazi}}{{Zoophile}}, alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[Fast Food|goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s supermarket rampage at the very least.

So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.

The in-house [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Snopes|fact checking task force]] has certified that [[Truth|all information in this article is 100% accurate]].

{{Killers}}

==Early Life==
[[File:Le epic redditor.png|thumb|right|Mfw Reddit gold]]
Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to a [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hacker known as]] [[4chan]] and related [[Discord|Pisscord]] channels where he was groomed by [[FBI|glowniggers]] into carrying out a [[lazy|low effort]] shooting <s>to further their anti-gun agenda</s> BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND [[topkek|TOPKEK]] 100!! [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] himself taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[white supremacy]]. Being [[autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]]. Little did anyone know, [[Pixyteri|he had only just begun to <s>shine</s> glow]]!

[[File:gendron and pepe.png|thumb|Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!]]

==The Manifesto==
<youtube>LeconSHgw2o</youtube>
🌟{{glow|Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!}}🌟
{{clr}}
[[File:gendron manifesto quote.png|center|500px]]

Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an [[8chan]] [[China|bootleg]] [[It's a Kirby, Retard|website called 4chan]] before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or [[k/|/k/]] talking points). He also just [[Copyright Infringement|copy and pasted]] Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of [[Kekistan|Kekistani]] "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - [[pwn]]ed some [[spics]] at the local [[Walmart]] in [[Texas|Little Mexico]]
*[[John Earnest]] - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one [[GILF|old bitch]] then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - 22 year old [[Norway|Fjord nigger]] that got tackled by an [[oldfag]] [[Pakistan|Paki]] trying to emulate his hero Brenton Tarrant. Not only did he fail to frag anyone but his sister, but he couldn't figure out how to stream it so we will never see his ass getting beat down by some old guy. Philip managed to [[fail]] so spectacularly that paradoxically his combined failings became an epic [[win]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Luca_Traini|Luca Traini]] - [[Nazi]] [[Italy|pastafag]] that popped a cap in 6 [[nigra]]'s asses. <s>Probably relevant in Italy or something</s>. Not really, any mass shooting in Italy lasts 6 minutes on the news (that's if there are). Like [[John Earnest]], he's a failure and only wounded 6 people. Payton's really fucked up!
*[[Anders Breivik]] - [[Norwegian]] [[World of Warcraft]] fanatic and [[Role-playing|knight templar]] who holds the all time [[FPS]] high score. Sir Anders gave Oslo the [[Timothy McVeigh]] special then infiltrated an island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the [[Unabomber]].
*[[Dylann Roof]] - [[Autistic]] [[NEET]] who shot up a church in the [[Nigger|Dindu American]] part of town wielding a .45 [[Glock]] and the legendary assault bowl cut. The [[pigs]] were so impressed, they bought him some [[tendies]] from [[McDonalds]] to celebrate his success.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - [[Swede]] who ran amok at his [[high school]], slicing up any kebabs who got in his way. Anton RPd as his favorite [[Star Wars]] character Darth Vader to celebrate [[Halloween]] early.
*[[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osbourne]] - [[Welsh|Sheepfucker]] who played [[GTA]] IRL in front of a mosque

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File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|Yeah]] (Click link to read)
</gallery>
</center>

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==Attack on Tops Market==
{{Notice|[https://goredb.com/w/bBUZe6cs3uaXXdyTRr9WLX Watch it here]}}
[[File:gendron furry.png|thumb|A little furry fap material for the road, as in [[Forced Meme|Martha was an average dog.]]]]
With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced [[Nu-male|murder porn junkies]] with some raw footage of himself playing [[DOOM]] [[IRL]]. The problem is HE CHOSE [[Twitch|TWITCH]] LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of [[Facebook]] Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a [[headshot]] (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the [[gringo]] cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at [[Salvador Ramos|Uvalde]]) so the [[party van]] arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades.
[[File:Holdurfire.jpg|thumb|right|SORRY!]]
[[File:Buffalo shooter.mp4|550px|center]]

== Loadout ==
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*'''Primary''': Bushmaster XM-15
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*Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going [[postal]]. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. '''25~30 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Savage Arms Axis XP
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*Poorfag duur-hunnin' gun [[Fail|HE DIDN'T FUCKING USE.]] Scribbled on it as well. '''30~60 Damage.
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*'''Tertiary''': Mossberg 500
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*The same weapon [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom]] used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. '''50~125 Damage.
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*'''Perk 1''': Meme Warfare
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*This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ [[newfag]] indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and dubiously sourced black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. '''(+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)'''
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''
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*'''Perk 3''': Tarrant Disciple
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*Being a Tarrant Disciple,double damage against muslims,niggers and browns.
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*'''Spell''': Orison to Pepe
<center>[[File:Pepe-the-frog-redrawn-670x670.jpg|80px]]</center>
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*Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. '''(+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)'''
|}

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|10|(3 injured) - Not bad but not great either|17|Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds|15|Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but [[Brenton Tarrant]] did it better|10|Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed [[Tucker Carlson]] but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a [[boring|cool, exciting, and original]] [[Uvalde|school shooting]] that only occurs once a week|20|Busted a cap in a security guard's ass|72|C|Accelerate!}}
{{Wanted|3}}

==In Conclusion...==
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<youtube>d-S0OwT9buQ</youtube>
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==Gallery==
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Image:GendronBusted.png
Image:newyork mask mandate.png|if only he was penta-vaccinated
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Image:I CANT BREED.png

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File:8chan knock off.png|Old media demonstrates its superior research skills once again
File:Won'tdoshit.jpg
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File:Neverforgetneverforgive.jpg
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File:WUSS POPPIN JIMBO.png|WUSS POPPIN JIM🅱️O
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File:Roadtobuffalo.jpg
File:Cartnarc1.jpg
File:Cartnarc2.png
File:SaintGendron.png
File:Eyelets.jpg
File:Dayofaction.jpg
File:Seeyouinvalhalla.jpg
File:Bandicam_2022-05-19_21-54-04-732.jpg|Leaked screenshot of an unseen clip from the gameplay footage
File:Thewayforward.png
File:Payton_crying.jpg|MFW I learn that I'm going to get gangraped in prison 24/7
File:TopsShootingMinecraft.png|I'm going to shoot up a supermarket, in [[Minecraft]]
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==Accounts==
*<s>{{twitch|jimboboiii}}</s> - [[Twitch]] account, where the fgt livestreamed the shooting. Now '''[[B&]]''' for their faggotry.
*<s>{{steam|76561198254601404|Jimboboiii}}</s> - [[Steam]] account ('''[[BALEETED]]!!!''' {{archive|IV8bO|Archive}} + {{archive|sRIYX|inventory}} + {{archive|UrRSf|reviews}} + {{archive|JhjOY|friends}})
*<s>{{reddituser|Jimbo-boiii}}</s> - [[Reddit]] account ('''SUSPENDED.''' {{archive|jPEBA|See the luser's posts}})

[[File:Kill the Walmart employees .gif|center]]

==External Links==
*{{edf|thread|brenton-tarrant-wannabe-shoots-up-tops-markets-in-buffalo-new-york.3541|Brenton Tarrant wannabe shoots up Tops Markets in Buffalo, New York}}
*{{kf|mass-shooting-streamed-on-twitch-payton-gendron-jimboboiii.119000|Mass shooting streamed on Twitch - Payton Gendron/jimboboiii}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf Discord diary part 1] {{Wayback|https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf|20220517135351}}
*[https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf Discord diary part 2] {{Wayback|https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf|20231109014400}}

==See Also==
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - [[Canuck]] predecessor to Al-noor
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - [[Mudslime]] who [[Remove Kebab|removed kebab]] from [[Germany|Deutschland]] ([[an hero|including himself]])
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - [[r9gay]] user who kickstarted the [[Beta Uprising]] in [[2015]]
*[[Connor Betts]] - Libtard counterpart of Patrick Crusius swept under the rug by the [[old media]]
*[[Frank James]] - [[Nigra]] with rage that [[How Do I Shot Web?|tried to shoot wypipo]] on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
*[[Frenschan]] - A former Neo-fascist imageboard Gendy is rumored to have associated with
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after [[pools closed|removing some scumbags from the genepool]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram [[Faggot|homosexual]] behavior
*[[Wade Michael Page]] - Guy in a [[Heavy Metal|metal band]] who fragged some [[Sikhism|towelheads]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Payton Gendron 2023 edition

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{{timeline|Article of the Now May 16 & 17, [[2022]]|[[Bitcoin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Brenton Tarrant]]}}

Payton Gendron

2025-03-15T18:53:10Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Somewhere in 2024 the US considered the death penalty for Payton

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{{Achtung|The US is actually considering giving him the death penalty}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Payton Gendron'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2003 ({{age|2003|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Honkey American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[White supremacy|Ethnonationalism]] [[Roblox]] Groomed by [[Furries]] on [[Discord|Glowcord]]}}
{{Ibend}}

A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron'''{{Nazi}}{{Zoophile}}, alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[Fast Food|goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s supermarket rampage at the very least.

So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.

The in-house [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Snopes|fact checking task force]] has certified that [[Truth|all information in this article is 100% accurate]].

{{Killers}}

==Early Life==
[[File:Le epic redditor.png|thumb|right|Mfw Reddit gold]]
Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to a [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hacker known as]] [[4chan]] and related [[Discord|Pisscord]] channels where he was groomed by [[FBI|glowniggers]] into carrying out a [[lazy|low effort]] shooting <s>to further their anti-gun agenda</s> BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND [[topkek|TOPKEK]] 100!! [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] himself taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[white supremacy]]. Being [[autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]]. Little did anyone know, [[Pixyteri|he had only just begun to <s>shine</s> glow]]!

[[File:gendron and pepe.png|thumb|Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!]]

==The Manifesto==
<youtube>LeconSHgw2o</youtube>
🌟{{glow|Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!}}🌟
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[[File:gendron manifesto quote.png|center|500px]]

Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an [[8chan]] [[China|bootleg]] [[It's a Kirby, Retard|website called 4chan]] before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or [[k/|/k/]] talking points). He also just [[Copyright Infringement|copy and pasted]] Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of [[Kekistan|Kekistani]] "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - [[pwn]]ed some [[spics]] at the local [[Walmart]] in [[Texas|Little Mexico]]
*[[John Earnest]] - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one [[GILF|old bitch]] then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.
*[[Robert Bowers]] - [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - 22 year old [[Norway|Fjord nigger]] that got tackled by an [[oldfag]] [[Pakistan|Paki]] trying to emulate his hero Brenton Tarrant. Not only did he fail to frag anyone but his sister, but he couldn't figure out how to stream it so we will never see his ass getting beat down by some old guy. Philip managed to [[fail]] so spectacularly that paradoxically his combined failings became an epic [[win]].
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Luca_Traini|Luca Traini]] - [[Nazi]] [[Italy|pastafag]] that popped a cap in 6 [[nigra]]'s asses. <s>Probably relevant in Italy or something</s>. Not really, any mass shooting in Italy lasts 6 minutes on the news (that's if there are). Like [[John Earnest]], he's a failure and only wounded 6 people. Payton's really fucked up!
*[[Anders Breivik]] - [[Norwegian]] [[World of Warcraft]] fanatic and [[Role-playing|knight templar]] who holds the all time [[FPS]] high score. Sir Anders gave Oslo the [[Timothy McVeigh]] special then infiltrated an island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the [[Unabomber]].
*[[Dylann Roof]] - [[Autistic]] [[NEET]] who shot up a church in the [[Nigger|Dindu American]] part of town wielding a .45 [[Glock]] and the legendary assault bowl cut. The [[pigs]] were so impressed, they bought him some [[tendies]] from [[McDonalds]] to celebrate his success.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - [[Swede]] who ran amok at his [[high school]], slicing up any kebabs who got in his way. Anton RPd as his favorite [[Star Wars]] character Darth Vader to celebrate [[Halloween]] early.
*[[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osbourne]] - [[Welsh|Sheepfucker]] who played [[GTA]] IRL in front of a mosque

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File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf|Yeah]] (Click link to read)
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==Attack on Tops Market==
{{Notice|[https://goredb.com/w/bBUZe6cs3uaXXdyTRr9WLX Watch it here]}}
[[File:gendron furry.png|thumb|A little furry fap material for the road, as in [[Forced Meme|Martha was an average dog.]]]]
With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced [[Nu-male|murder porn junkies]] with some raw footage of himself playing [[DOOM]] [[IRL]]. The problem is HE CHOSE [[Twitch|TWITCH]] LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of [[Facebook]] Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a [[headshot]] (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the [[gringo]] cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at [[Salvador Ramos|Uvalde]]) so the [[party van]] arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades.
[[File:Holdurfire.jpg|thumb|right|SORRY!]]
[[File:Buffalo shooter.mp4|550px|center]]

== Loadout ==
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*'''Primary''': Bushmaster XM-15
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*Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going [[postal]]. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. '''25~30 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Savage Arms Axis XP
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*Poorfag duur-hunnin' gun [[Fail|HE DIDN'T FUCKING USE.]] Scribbled on it as well. '''30~60 Damage.
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*'''Tertiary''': Mossberg 500
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*The same weapon [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom]] used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. '''50~125 Damage.
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*'''Perk 1''': Meme Warfare
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*This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ [[newfag]] indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and dubiously sourced black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. '''(+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)'''
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''
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*'''Perk 3''': Tarrant Disciple
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
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*Being a Tarrant Disciple,double damage against muslims,niggers and browns.
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*'''Spell''': Orison to Pepe
<center>[[File:Pepe-the-frog-redrawn-670x670.jpg|80px]]</center>
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*Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. '''(+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)'''
|}

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|10|(3 injured) - Not bad but not great either|17|Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds|15|Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but [[Brenton Tarrant]] did it better|10|Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed [[Tucker Carlson]] but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a [[boring|cool, exciting, and original]] [[Uvalde|school shooting]] that only occurs once a week|20|Busted a cap in a security guard's ass|72|C|Accelerate!}}
{{Wanted|3}}

==In Conclusion...==
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<youtube>d-S0OwT9buQ</youtube>
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==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|Paytron Saint of Furfaggotry|cg1|center|<gallery>
Image:payton gendron 4chan.jpg
Image:GendronBusted.png
Image:newyork mask mandate.png|if only he was penta-vaccinated
File:Marthashoots.jpg
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Image:I CANT BREED.png

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File:8chan knock off.png|Old media demonstrates its superior research skills once again
File:Won'tdoshit.jpg
Image:topsshooting2022gun1.png|mag size to match the penis size
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File:Neverforgetneverforgive.jpg
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File:WUSS POPPIN JIMBO.png|WUSS POPPIN JIM🅱️O
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File:Roadtobuffalo.jpg
File:Cartnarc1.jpg
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File:SaintGendron.png
File:Eyelets.jpg
File:Dayofaction.jpg
File:Seeyouinvalhalla.jpg
File:Bandicam_2022-05-19_21-54-04-732.jpg|Leaked screenshot of an unseen clip from the gameplay footage
File:Thewayforward.png
File:Payton_crying.jpg|MFW I learn that I'm going to get gangraped in prison 24/7
File:TopsShootingMinecraft.png|I'm going to shoot up a supermarket, in [[Minecraft]]
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File:Paytonwaifu.jpg
File:Thepaytonstare.jpg
Payton_gendron_quirky_face.jpg
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==Accounts==
*<s>{{twitch|jimboboiii}}</s> - [[Twitch]] account, where the fgt livestreamed the shooting. Now '''[[B&]]''' for their faggotry.
*<s>{{steam|76561198254601404|Jimboboiii}}</s> - [[Steam]] account ('''[[BALEETED]]!!!''' {{archive|IV8bO|Archive}} + {{archive|sRIYX|inventory}} + {{archive|UrRSf|reviews}} + {{archive|JhjOY|friends}})
*<s>{{reddituser|Jimbo-boiii}}</s> - [[Reddit]] account ('''SUSPENDED.''' {{archive|jPEBA|See the luser's posts}})

[[File:Kill the Walmart employees .gif|center]]

==External Links==
*{{edf|thread|brenton-tarrant-wannabe-shoots-up-tops-markets-in-buffalo-new-york.3541|Brenton Tarrant wannabe shoots up Tops Markets in Buffalo, New York}}
*{{kf|mass-shooting-streamed-on-twitch-payton-gendron-jimboboiii.119000|Mass shooting streamed on Twitch - Payton Gendron/jimboboiii}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf Discord diary part 1] {{Wayback|https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf|20220517135351}}
*[https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf Discord diary part 2] {{Wayback|https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf|20231109014400}}

==See Also==
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - [[Canuck]] predecessor to Al-noor
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - [[Mudslime]] who [[Remove Kebab|removed kebab]] from [[Germany|Deutschland]] ([[an hero|including himself]])
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - [[r9gay]] user who kickstarted the [[Beta Uprising]] in [[2015]]
*[[Connor Betts]] - Libtard counterpart of Patrick Crusius swept under the rug by the [[old media]]
*[[Frank James]] - [[Nigra]] with rage that [[How Do I Shot Web?|tried to shoot wypipo]] on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
*[[Frenschan]] - A former Neo-fascist imageboard Gendy is rumored to have associated with
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after [[pools closed|removing some scumbags from the genepool]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram [[Faggot|homosexual]] behavior
*[[Wade Michael Page]] - Guy in a [[Heavy Metal|metal band]] who fragged some [[Sikhism|towelheads]]
*[[Ryan Palmeter]] - Payton Gendron 2023 edition

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{{timeline|Article of the Now May 16 & 17, [[2022]]|[[Bitcoin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Brenton Tarrant]]}}

Shuaiby

2025-03-13T13:09:06Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Spoilers and other minor things

{{spoilers|Shuaiby was a trap on HRT}}
{{spoilers|He's been dead for 7 years}}
{{spoilers|He died on the same day as Stephen Hawking}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Tranny}}
{{an hero|[[File:Shuaiby.gif|200px|link=]]}}
{{Tran hero}}
{{An prophet}}
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{{ibhead|<big>'''Shuaiby'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Shuaib Aslam}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 29, 2000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 14, 2018 (aged 18)}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Former residence'''|Stockton, California}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Hell (Suicide is [[Reporting Un-Islamic content|haram]])}}
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islam|Pisslam]] [[Autism]] [[Faggotry]]}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:Shuaiby Reddit.png|center]]
'''Shuaiby'''{{Muslim}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Shuaib Aslam''') was an 18-year-old paki/sandnigger [[Redundant|gay furry]] [[Wapanese|weeb]], and <s>active</s> [[r9gay|/r9k/]] poster, who surrounded himself with [[Figure Collecting|anime figurines]] and whose bedroom wall was littered with [[anime]] posters. His death was the catalyst for #bussygate and also caused arguments in his [[Muslim]] mudslime family. Unsurprisingly, he was also an avid [[redditor]] and [[Vocaloid]] fan.

In March of [[2018]], he livestreamed himself becoming [[an hero]] [[Kurt Cobain|via shotgun-mouthwash.]] The video, simply titled 'Hey,' has since been removed from [[YouTube]], but has been saved and shared around the Internet. Another notable thing about his YouTube channel is that he was subscribed to the Supreme Gentleman, [[Elliot Rodger]].

[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/shuaiby/page/5/ Shuaiby was the catalyst for a conspiracy] involving [[Reiko]], another /r9k/ user who blackmailed retards who sent their nudes in his [[femboy]] [[Discord]] server. Others say he was going to be shipped back to [[Pakistan|Sand Nigger Land]] to be married to his cousin. [https://archive.ph/https://imgur.com/a/i1VQf He had considered shooting up his school in 2016] but decided to do the right thing and an hero instead. Ironically, Shuaiby shot and killed himself on the day of the [[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|national school walkout for gun control]], and on the same day [[Stephen Hawking]] died! You may feel bad for if you watch the video without context. Don't worry, Shuaiby was just another whiny [[soyboy]] [[faggot]] and the world is better off without him.

[[File:shuaiby headshot.gif|200px|thumb|Boom headshot!]]
[[File:Shuaiby chatlog.png|thumb|250px|Shuaiby stanning Elliot Rodger, the patron saint of /r9k/]]

==Ode to a retarded, gullible, tranny faggot==
They told that faggot Shuaiby,

All his problems would be solved,

With Hormone Replacement Therapy.

They were his only friends,

He was no longer lonely

Until that fateful day,

He ran out of money.

Stuck halfway between trap and man,

Aborted corpse of [[Cthulhu]] fhtagn,

He is now alone again,

Alone forever burning in hell.

If you're thinking of transitioning,

Remember the fate of Shuaiby

And choose to stop living.

[[An hero]] now you fucking faggots.

{{quote|"I swing the door open and step into the classroom. 'Sorry I'm late'... Some of the girls are crying. I shoot the crying ones first."|Shuaiby's [[School Shooting]] [[Fanfiction]]}}

==The video==
[[File:Shuabyedge.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Dab on them groomers!]]
[[File:Shuaiby sucide full video.mp4|center|640px]]

==Gallery==
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File:shauiby irl.jpeg|Shuaiby [[IRL]]
File:Shuaibyceilingblood.png|All that's left of Shuaiby
File:Shuaiby r9k.jpg|/r9k/ must be proud.
File:Reiko - kills Shuaiby.png|thumb|Reiko drives Shuaiby to suicide.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Bye r9k.png
File:Anime_Shuaiby.jpg|What he wishes he was
File:Shuaiby no mask.jpg|What a cute [[Twink|twink]]
File:Shuaiby meme.png|Shuaiby will never be a supreme gentleman
File:Shuaiby Youtube.png

</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}

==See also==
*[[13-year-old boy]] - While 18, Shuaiby was mentally no different than one.
*[[4chan]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[Budd Dwyer]]
*[[Dying Alone]]
*[[Furry]] - What he was.
*[[Golden iPod]] - A strong early contender for the 2018 award.
*[[Homosexuality]] - He was most likely a [[Angry Homo Kid|homo]], if the rainbow-colored thing he was wearing when he killed himself is any indication.
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - Another LGBT an hero.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - A guy who blew his head off on [[Facebook]] who was much less of a faggot
*[[Tranny]] - covered his face to hide the HRT drug-induced feminine features

==External links==
*[https://www.shockgore.com/watch/r9k-shotgun-suicide-longer-video_ORntxajpO2lH1KF.html/ Shuaiby's suicide video]
*[https://myanimelist.net/profile/Shuaiby My Anime List page]
*[https://www.newsmediawatchdog.com/single-post/2018/03/14/Man-Reportedly-Commits-Suicide-On-A-YouTube-Live-Stream Man Reportedly Commits Suicide On A YouTube Live Stream]
*{{yt|u|zlXero|Shuaiby}}
*{{reddituser|Shuaiby}}
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r9k-user-livestreams-shotgun-suicide-on-youtube.40463/ Kiwi Farms thread]
*[https://imgur.com/a/i1VQf chatlogs]
* https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/43858201/
* https://screamer.wiki/Shuaiby%27s_Suicide '''[https://archive.ph/https://screamer.wiki/Shuaiby's_Suicide (archives)]'''

{{portals|anime|chans|gay|socialmedia|furries}}
{{anheroes}}
{{Dying alone}}
{{Islam}}
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[[Category:2018]]
[[Category:People|Aslam, Shuaib]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

Rina Palenkova

2025-03-13T12:15:48Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: See also

{{corner|L|[[Image:Thomas the Tank Engine trollface.png|200px]]}}

{{An hero}}

{{ib|[[File:Rina cropped.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Rina Palenkova'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Powerword]]'''|Renata Kambolina}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 18, [[1990s|1998]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|November 23, [[2015]] (aged 16)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russian]]  [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|Russia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Unemployed]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, by laying on train tracks and being ran over}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Emo]]}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Rina Palenkova''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Renata Igorevna Kambolina''') was a [[16-year-old girl]] from [[Russia]] who due to suffering from a case of [[Emo|having a phase syndrome]], decided to become [[an hero]] by resting her neck on a [[train]] track and having a high-speed lokomotiv give her an [[Beheading|Islamic haircut]], for the [[lulz]], naturally.

== Background ==

You may be thinking, “''[[Nobody cares|why is she important?]]''”. Her decision to practice [[An heroism|An heroism]] took place during the rise of popularity in the “[[Blue Whale Challenge]]”, which was supposed to be some sort of game where you have 50 tasks to do in 50 days with each task [[self-harm|harming you]] in some way with the last task being you killing yourself. Nobody actually did this, it never happened and was just a [[hoax]], '''''but''''', retarded [[12-year-old girls]] from Russia and other places in the world came up with the rumour that Rina took part in this challenge and that is how she died, [[no|NO YOU FCUCKING IDIOTS! BLUE WHALE WAS A HOAX AND SHE WAS JUST AN EMO WHORE!!!]]

== Aftermath ==

Due these aforementioned rumours, she became somewhat of an icon amongst [[depressed]] [[emo]] [[teens]], some even say she is the biggest inspiration for committing suicide in a similar nature to [[Columbine]] for [[school shootings]]. Oh yeah, [[14 year old girl|14-year old girls]] on [[Tumblr]] and [[TikTok]] love making video edits of her. In the end, she posted some goodbye [[selfies]] and since she was an [[IRL troll]], she posed on the tracks and lied on them in some of the selfies. After she was epicly beheaded by the vehicle, Russian news went batshit and when the hilarious pic of her corpse went [[viral|V-V-V-V-Viral!]], she was given the title of ''Greatest An Heroine to Ever An Hero'' by 14-year old girls across [[shock sites]] and the nation.
{{Quote|Nya, poka|[[Gleb Korablev]] also said that. Gleb popularized the [[An hero|Nya poka challenge]]}}

== Videos ==

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|KKVI|background-color: #DBD8CD;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>4eL-n2Nkyb4</youtube> <center>'''Her old band, she’s the drummer in the back'''</center>
|<youtube>EUtbdLZ7lBI</youtube> <center>'''News coverage'''</center>
|<youtube>mWADKa63dBc</youtube> <center>'''Animated recreation of the suicide'''</center>
|<youtube>qf-8TJmUFEg</youtube> <center>'''Slideshow of photos of her'''</center>
|<youtube>EhttolK8Tvs</youtube> <center>'''The last song she listened to, beloved by emos worldside'''</center>
|<youtube>2QZavO6FvEI</youtube> <center>'''Edit of her photos'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

== Gallery ==

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Rina cropped.jpeg|🖕🏻
File:Rina gaming.jpg|thumb|[[Gaming]]
File:Rina train.jpg|thumb|She knows her destiny
File:Rina2.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:RinaPalenkovaSelfie.jpg|thumb|Allah [[Spain|Madrid]], bitches
File:Rina Palenkova.jpg| Rina in [[school]]
File:Rina practicing.jpg|thumb|LOLOLOLOL, GOOD ONE!
File:Rina steam profile.jpeg|Her [[Steam]] profile
File:Rina dead.png|thumb|MISSION SUCCESSFUL! Yet at the same time a [[game over]]
File:Rina dead2.png| [[An hero]]
File:RinaPalenkovaGrave.jpg|Her grave
</gallery>|}}

== See also ==

*[[An hero]]
*[[Emo]]
*[[Ronnie McNutt]]
*[[Trains]]
*[[Blue Whale Challenge]]
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Took after Rina's phrase.

{{Anheroes}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Emoseries}}

[[Category:Featured Articles]]
[[Category:2015]]
[[Category:An Heroes]]
[[Category:Dying Alone]]
[[Category:Emo Shit]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:People|Palenkova, Rina]]
[[Category:Rusfags]]

{{Timeline|Featured Article January 12 and 13, [[2024]]|[[Japan]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Gamer]]}}

File:Longer1444stream.mp4

2025-03-08T23:28:58Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: ElijahTheRandomEDUser uploaded a new version of File:Longer1444stream.mp4

== Summary ==
A much longer version of the Gleb Korablyov suicide video. Uploaded from GoreSee, unfortunately couldn't get it in higher quality, so you can delete it if so lmao

Gleb Korablev

2025-03-07T22:14:57Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: ok there

{{stub}}
{{moar|pix and vids}}
{{spoilers|He had a heart [[Disease|disease]] and was going to die in 2 weeks anyways}}
{{an hero|[[File:Gleb.gif|link=]]}}
{{quote|[[Rina Palenkova|Nya, poka!]]|Gleb Korablev, 1 second before becoming [[an hero]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Gleb Korablev.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Disagreement|Disputed]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablyov''' (often spelled Korablev) (September 13, 2001 (2 days after [[9/11]]) - October 17, 2019; aged 18) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] and drama student that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga 12 semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].
==Live Stream==
We don't know why he chose a [[true|shitty page like]] [[VK]] for his suicide, a page full of [[Furfag|Furries]] and [[Weeboos]] (possibly Gleb was one), We don't even have the full broadcast, but we do know how it starts from testimonies of VK users, according to testimonies Gleb was in some gay chat on VK until he tells his friend Nikita what he would do, a broadcast.

The broadcast would start with Gleb having the gun in his lap, then he would try to stabilize it on the table [[fail|failing several times]] due to notifications, then he would sit on the couch and do strange things with the gun, at which point his friend Nikita calls him, making him get up from the couch to end the call, then the fragment we have begins. (Take all this with a grain of salt, this information is pure random chatter.)('''¡Remember to [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ARCHIVE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|ARCHIVE]] everything damn it!''')
===Видео===
<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Gleb kablev2.mp4|640px|center]]<center>'''Mix of various footages, <del>longer version of the livestream</del> See next.''' Translation: "Nikita, if you tell my parents too soon, I will dig you from your grave. I know you have their numbers. Anyway, how did the saying go...? Oh, right. Nya, Bye!"</center>
|[[File:Longer1444stream.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Longer version of the stream.'''</center>
|[[File:1444inyoutube.mp4|750px]]<center>'''YouTube Footage'''</center>
|[[File:Glebtumba.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Goodnight, sweet prince]] '''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==Life befero hero==
Before becoming the [[An hero|hero]] we know today, he was originally a student at the Moscow Lyoseum or whatever. He was in drama classes and did a few plays here and there. Nothing special.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|Xvyj9hZc_mk|600}}</center>
<center>'''Gleb in the theater'''</center>
==Motive a suicide==
The reason why he committed suicide isn't really known. Some say he got his heart broken, others say it's because of his heart disease and he didn't wanna die that way, either way, his death sparked some [[Lulz]].
==Viral==
A day after Gleb took his own life, a [[pretty cool guy]] i would say upload it to yt with the title '''1444''' to avoid yt taking it down quickly, but then a bunch of kids created a [[creepypasta]] that if you don't say the day you [[Forced Meme|watched the video something bad will happen to you.]]. And oh, wouldn't you know, there's [[Rule 34]] of him.

==Gallery==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Glebkorablevstreamthumbnail.png|Stream Thumbnail.
File:Glebdead.png|Dead police foto
File:Diegleb.jpg
File:diegleb3.jpg
File:glenshirt.jpg|His [[9/11|iconic]] shirt
File:Saiga12.jpg|The gun he stole from his Dad's warehouse
File:glebgun2.jpg|Stream Thumbnail and first second live
File:Glebduringaplay.jpeg|Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his suicide
</gallery>
|}}

{{cg|Memes|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gleb fan.jpg|"great keep making videos like this xdd"
File:Gleblove.jpg|"Not even with a shotgun can I get my mind off you <3"
File:SniperGleb.jpg|"Has the sniper already left?" "I don’t know." "Let’s see, look out!" "…"
File:RamenGleb.jpg|
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.
*[[Rina Palenkova]] - Started the "[[Quit IRL|Nya poka]]" meme
*[[Naxinet]] - Stars Korablyov in [[Friday Night Funkin'|Monday Morning Live Leakin']]
*[[Fangirl|Fangirls]] - What he actually has.

==External Links==
*[https://vk.com/kgb2001 VK profile]
**[https://vk.com/video-180546222_456239832 Original livestream link]
**[https://pastebin.com/gBvSbk1N Gleb's friends]
*<del>{{Reddit|kgb2001|kgb2001}}</del> Deleted because dumbasses started spreading the video on there

{{anheroes}}
{{dying alone}}
{{trolls}}
[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Rusfags]]

Gleb Korablev

2025-03-07T22:13:51Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser:

{{stub}}
{{moar|pix and vids}}
{{spoilers|He had a heart [[Disease|disease]] and was going to die in 2 weeks anyways}}
{{an hero|[[File:Gleb.gif|link=]]}}
{{quote|[[Rina Palenkova|Nya, poka!]]|Gleb Korablev, 1 second before becoming [[an hero]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Gleb Korablev.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Disagreement|Disputed]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablyov''' (often spelled Korablev) (September 13, 2001 (2 days after [[9/11]]) - October 17, 2019; aged 18) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] and drama student that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga 12 semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].
==Live Stream==
We don't know why he chose a [[true|shitty page like]] [[VK]] for his suicide, a page full of [[Furfag|Furries]] and [[Weeboos]] (possibly Gleb was one), We don't even have the full broadcast, but we do know how it starts from testimonies of VK users, according to testimonies Gleb was in some gay chat on VK until he tells his friend Nikita what he would do, a broadcast.

The broadcast would start with Gleb having the gun in his lap, then he would try to stabilize it on the table [[fail|failing several times]] due to notifications, then he would sit on the couch and do strange things with the gun, at which point his friend Nikita calls him, making him get up from the couch to end the call, then the fragment we have begins. (Take all this with a grain of salt, this information is pure random chatter.)('''¡Remember to [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ARCHIVE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|ARCHIVE]] everything damn it!''')
===Видео===
<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Gleb kablev2.mp4|640px|center]]<center>'''Mix of various footages, longer version of the livestream.''' Translation: "Nikita, if you tell my parents too soon, I will dig you from your grave. I know you have their numbers. Anyway, how did the saying go...? Oh, right. Nya, Bye!"</center>
|[[File:Longer1444stream.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Longer version of the stream.'''</center>
|[[File:1444inyoutube.mp4|750px]]<center>'''YouTube Footage'''</center>
|[[File:Glebtumba.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Goodnight, sweet prince]] '''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==Life befero hero==
Before becoming the [[An hero|hero]] we know today, he was originally a student at the Moscow Lyoseum or whatever. He was in drama classes and did a few plays here and there. Nothing special.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|Xvyj9hZc_mk|600}}</center>
<center>'''Gleb in the theater'''</center>
==Motive a suicide==
The reason why he committed suicide isn't really known. Some say he got his heart broken, others say it's because of his heart disease and he didn't wanna die that way, either way, his death sparked some [[Lulz]].
==Viral==
A day after Gleb took his own life, a [[pretty cool guy]] i would say upload it to yt with the title '''1444''' to avoid yt taking it down quickly, but then a bunch of kids created a [[creepypasta]] that if you don't say the day you [[Forced Meme|watched the video something bad will happen to you.]]. And oh, wouldn't you know, there's [[Rule 34]] of him.

==Gallery==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Glebkorablevstreamthumbnail.png|Stream Thumbnail.
File:Glebdead.png|Dead police foto
File:Diegleb.jpg
File:diegleb3.jpg
File:glenshirt.jpg|His [[9/11|iconic]] shirt
File:Saiga12.jpg|The gun he stole from his Dad's warehouse
File:glebgun2.jpg|Stream Thumbnail and first second live
File:Glebduringaplay.jpeg|Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his suicide
</gallery>
|}}

{{cg|Memes|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gleb fan.jpg|"great keep making videos like this xdd"
File:Gleblove.jpg|"Not even with a shotgun can I get my mind off you <3"
File:SniperGleb.jpg|"Has the sniper already left?" "I don’t know." "Let’s see, look out!" "…"
File:RamenGleb.jpg|
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.
*[[Rina Palenkova]] - Started the "[[Quit IRL|Nya poka]]" meme
*[[Naxinet]] - Stars Korablyov in [[Friday Night Funkin'|Monday Morning Live Leakin']]
*[[Fangirl|Fangirls]] - What he actually has.

==External Links==
*[https://vk.com/kgb2001 VK profile]
**[https://vk.com/video-180546222_456239832 Original livestream link]
**[https://pastebin.com/gBvSbk1N Gleb's friends]
*<del>{{Reddit|kgb2001|kgb2001}}</del> Deleted because dumbasses started spreading the video on there

{{anheroes}}
{{dying alone}}
{{trolls}}
[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Rusfags]]

File:Longer1444stream.mp4

2025-03-07T22:07:14Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser:

== Summary ==
A much longer version of the Gleb Korablyov suicide video. Uploaded from GoreSee, unfortunately couldn't get it in higher quality, so you can delete it if so lmao

File:Longer1444stream.mp4

2025-03-07T22:06:11Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: A much longer version of the Gleb Korablyov suicide video. Uploaded from GoreSee, unfortunately couldn't get it in higher quality.

== Summary ==
A much longer version of the Gleb Korablyov suicide video. Uploaded from GoreSee, unfortunately couldn't get it in higher quality.

Gleb Korablev

2025-03-06T18:28:48Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Added shit

{{stub}}
{{moar|pix and vids}}
{{spoilers|He had a heart [[Disease|disease]] and was going to die in 2 weeks anyways}}
{{an hero|[[File:Gleb.gif|link=]]}}
{{quote|[[Rina Palenkova|Nya, poka!]]|Gleb Korablev, 1 second before becoming [[an hero]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Gleb Korablev.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Disagreement|Disputed]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablyov''' (often spelled Korablev) (September 13, 2001 (2 days after [[9/11]]) - October 17, 2019; aged 18) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] and drama student that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga 12 semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].
==Live Stream==
We don't know why he chose a [[true|shitty page like]] [[VK]] for his suicide, a page full of [[Furfag|Furries]] and [[Weeboos]] (possibly Gleb was one), We don't even have the full broadcast, but we do know how it starts from testimonies of VK users, according to testimonies Gleb was in some gay chat on VK until he tells his friend Nikita what he would do, a broadcast.

The broadcast would start with Gleb having the gun in his lap, then he would try to stabilize it on the table [[fail|failing several times]] due to notifications, then he would sit on the couch and do strange things with the gun, at which point his friend Nikita calls him, making him get up from the couch to end the call, then the fragment we have begins. (Take all this with a grain of salt, this information is pure random chatter.)('''¡Remember to [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ARCHIVE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|ARCHIVE]] everything damn it!''')
===The Video===
<center>
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Gleb kablev2.mp4|640px|center]]<center>'''Mix of various footages, longer version of the livestream.''' Translation: "Nikita, if you tell my parents too soon, I will dig you from your grave. I know you have their numbers. Anyway, how did the saying go...? Oh, right. Nya, Bye!"</center>
|[[File:1444inyoutube.mp4|750px]]<center>'''YouTube Footage'''</center>
|[[File:Glebtumba.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Goodnight, sweet prince]] '''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==Life befero hero==
Before becoming the [[An hero|hero]] we know today, he was originally a student at the Moscow Lyoseum or whatever. He was in drama classes and did a few plays here and there. Nothing special.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|Xvyj9hZc_mk|600}}</center>
<center>'''Gleb in the theater'''</center>
==Motive a suicide==
The reason why he committed suicide isn't really known. Some say he got his heart broken, others say it's because of his heart disease and he didn't wanna die that way, either way, his death sparked some [[Lulz]].
==Viral==
A day after Gleb took his own life, a [[pretty cool guy]] i would say upload it to yt with the title '''1444''' to avoid yt taking it down quickly, but then a bunch of kids created a [[creepypasta]] that if you don't say the day you [[Forced Meme|watched the video something bad will happen to you.]]. And oh, wouldn't you know, there's [[Rule 34]] of him.

==Gallery==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Glebkorablevstreamthumbnail.png|Stream Thumbnail.
File:Glebdead.png|Dead police foto
File:Diegleb.jpg
File:diegleb3.jpg
File:glenshirt.jpg|His [[9/11|iconic]] shirt
File:Saiga12.jpg|The gun he stole from his Dad's warehouse
File:glebgun2.jpg|Stream Thumbnail and first second live
File:Glebduringaplay.jpeg|Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his suicide
</gallery>
|}}

{{cg|Memes|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gleb fan.jpg|"great keep making videos like this xdd"
File:Gleblove.jpg|"Not even with a shotgun can I get my mind off you <3"
File:SniperGleb.jpg|"Has the sniper already left?" "I don’t know." "Let’s see, look out!" "…"
File:RamenGleb.jpg|
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.
*[[Rina Palenkova]] - Started the "[[Quit IRL|Nya poka]]" meme
*[[Naxinet]] - Stars Korablyov in [[Friday Night Funkin'|Monday Morning Live Leakin']]
*[[Fangirl|Fangirls]] - What he actually has.

==External Links==
*[https://vk.com/kgb2001 VK profile]
**[https://vk.com/video-180546222_456239832 Original livestream link]
**[https://pastebin.com/gBvSbk1N Gleb's friends]
*<del>{{Reddit|kgb2001|kgb2001}}</del> Deleted because dumbasses started spreading the video on there

{{anheroes}}
{{dying alone}}
{{trolls}}
[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Rusfags]]

Gleb Korablev

2025-03-06T18:20:36Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Minor

{{stub}}
{{moar|Pix}}
{{spoilers|He had a heart [[Disease|disease]] and was going to die in 2 weeks anyways}}
{{an hero|[[File:Gleb.gif|link=]]}}
{{quote|[[Rina Palenkova|Nya, poka!]]|Gleb Korablev, shortly before becoming [[an hero]]}}
{{ib|[[File:Gleb Korablev.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablyov''' (often spelled Korablev) (September 13, 2001 (2 days after [[9/11]]) - October 17, 2019; aged 18) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] and drama student that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].
==Live Stream==
We don't know why he chose a [[true|shitty page like]] [[VK]] for his suicide, a page full of [[Furfag|Furries]] and [[Weeboos]] (possibly Gleb was one), We don't even have the full broadcast, but we do know how it starts from testimonies of VK users, according to testimonies Gleb was in some gay chat on VK until he tells his friend Nikita what he would do, a broadcast.

The broadcast would start with Gleb having the gun in his lap, then he would try to stabilize it on the table [[fail|failing several times]] due to notifications, then he would sit on the couch and do strange things with the gun, at which point his friend Nikita calls him, making him get up from the couch to end the call, then the fragment we have begins. (Take all this with a grain of salt, this information is pure random chatter.)('''¡Remember to [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ARCHIVE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|ARCHIVE]] everything damn it!''')
===The Video===
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Gleb kablev2.mp4|640px|center]]<center>'''Mix of various footages, longer version of the livestream.''' Translation: "Nikita, if you tell my parents too soon, I will dig you from your grave. I know you have their numbers. Anyway, how did the saying go...? Oh, right. Nya, Bye!"</center>
|[[File:1444inyoutube.mp4|750px]]<center>'''YouTube Footage'''</center>
|[[File:Glebtumba.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Goodnight, sweet prince]] '''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

==Life befero hero==
Before becoming the [[An hero|hero]] we know today, he was originally a student at the Moscow Lyoseum or whatever. He was in drama classes and did a few plays here and there. Nothing special.
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<center>'''Gleb in the theater'''</center>
==Motive a suicide==
The reason why he committed suicide isn't really known. Some say he got his heart broken, others say it's because of his heart disease and he didn't wanna die that way, either way, his death sparked some [[Lulz]].
==Viral==
A day after Gleb took his own life, a [[pretty cool guy]] I would upload it to yt with the title '''1444''' to avoid yt taking it down quickly, but then a bunch of kids created a [[creepypasta]] that if you don't say the day you [[Forced Meme|watched the video something bad will happen to you.]]

==Gallery==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Glebkorablevstreamthumbnail.png|Stream Thumbnail.
File:Glebdead.png|Dead police foto
File:Diegleb.jpg
File:diegleb3.jpg
File:glenshirt.jpg|iconic
File:Saiga12.jpg|gun
File:glebgun2.jpg|Stream Thumbnail and first second live
File:Glebduringaplay.jpeg|Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his suicide
</gallery>
|}}

{{cg|Memes|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gleb fan.jpg|"great keep making videos like this xdd"
File:Gleblove.jpg|"Not even with a shotgun can I get my mind off you <3"
File:SniperGleb.jpg|"Has the sniper already left?" "I don’t know." "Let’s see, look out!" "…"
File:RamenGleb.jpg|
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.
*[[Rina Palenkova]] - Started the "[[Quit IRL|Nya poka]]" meme

==External Links==
*[https://vk.com/kgb2001 VK profile]
**[https://vk.com/video-180546222_456239832 Original livestream link]
**[https://pastebin.com/gBvSbk1N Gleb's friends]
*{{Reddit|kgb2001|kgb2001}}

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Minion AI Gore Videos

2025-03-04T15:25:44Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Runway AI banned Minions :(

{{shock}}
{{Spoilers|Runway AI has [[Banned|banned]] the Minion filter as well as put tighter restrictions on their Video-to-Video filters. If you try to do it, [[Fail|it will suspend you]]}}
Maybe you want to upload [[gore]] videos to your favorite [[social media]] site, but the fascist censorship drones in charge keeps deleting them and banning your accounts? Or maybe you just want to share your hilarious, edgy [[Ronnie McNutt]] [[memes]] and [[Christchurch]] edits, but the same thing keeps happening? Maybe your a curious [[13-year-old boy|little timmy]] who just wants to see what a dead person looks like? Or maybe you're just a [[sick fuck]] who jerks off to the idea of traumatizing kids on the internet? The obvious solution to most of these questions would be to do some searching on other places than the same, single social media platform that you're hooked on 24/7 you [[zoomer]] twat; [[Telegram]], [[Vidlii]], [[Dailymotion]], [[Bitchute]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (join [[EDF]] now fgt!) might suffice. Nevertheless, internet denizens with platform loyalty have came up with a workaround for this problem!

A trend which seemingly sprouted out of [[TikTok]] in the December of [[2024]], some users have begun putting goofy [[AI art|AI filters]], namely ones which replace the contents of the video with [[Minions]] from the ''Despicable Me'' franchise. This sneaky strategy more or less passes TikTok's graphic content filter. A majority, or at least a very significant amount of these videos appear to have been produced and published by [[Russian]] kids, which makes sense given the deranged humor that the Russian youth have. Given the timing of the rise of this trend, numerous [[Christmas]]-themed gore edits have also been made. Common visuals and tropes within these Minion AI Shock Videos include:
*EVERYTHING is turned into a minion. The people are minions, the guns are uniquely minion-themed paraphernalia, their clothes are minions, the environment and infrastructure are replaced with random, goofy minion onlookers dementedly smiling at the events unfolding in front of them, and just about anything else is clad in minion-brand denim.
*In typical AI fashion, however, the videos are usually shit and filled to the brim with unusual graphics and ever-changing subjects that morph their shapes constantly.
*A lack of any actual blood, gore, or mushy, mangled body parts; nevertheless babbies will still act genuinely shocked by these.
*Though the visuals are changed, the audio is usually intact.

==Gallery==
Because minions are silly and curious creatures by nature, they can often be seen getting themselves into precarious, slapstick situations.
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{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Christchurch minions.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Remove Kebab|Remove Banana]]'''</center>
|[[File:Christchurch minions2.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Fortnite|Ninja]] joins the [[Christchurch]] lobby'''</center>
|[[File:Mcnutt minions.mp4|750px]]<center>'''[[Ronnie McNutt]] version'''</center>
|[[File:Wagner minions.mp4|750px]]<center>'''That one time the minions worked for Wagner'''</center>
|[[File:Minion ai gore.mp4|750px]]<center>'''A minion gets shot.'''</center>
|[[File:Minion ai gore2.mp4|750px]]<center>'''A minion touches an electric cable and dies.'''</center>
|[[File:Minion ai gore3.mp4|750px]]<center>'''A minion [[fursecution|shoots a furry]] disguised as a minion.'''</center>
|[[File:Minion ai gore5.mp4|750px]]<center>'''A minion is electrocuted to death.'''</center>
|[[File:Minion ai gore6.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Minions fighting in [[Ukraine]]'''</center>
|[[File:Minion ai gore7.mp4|750px]]<center>'''A minion gets executed with a branded glicky.'''</center>
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>

{{Pixplz}}

==Why?==
Because it's funny lol.

===How?===
TikTokers began using the AI program [https://runwayml.com/ Runway] to replace themselves with minions and soon after people began using it to generate [[lulz]]. It wasn't long before content creators across the internet began to voice their outrage at this, so Runway very likely will try to implement bans on Minion content attempted to be produced from their platform.

==See also==
*[[AI artwork]]
*[[Edgy]]
*[[Minions]]
*[[Never Goon]]

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Rorochan

2025-02-20T19:20:45Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Added the video.

{{an hero}}
{{Spoilers|She committed suicide in 2013 but the footage wasn't discovered until 2020}}

[[Image:Rorochanmask.jpeg|thumb|right|The [[loli]] herself.]]
'''Rorochan_1999''' (Born: January 4, 1999?) was a [[16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl|14-year-old]] [[Camwhore|livestreamer]] from [[Japan]] ([[Loli|obviously]]) [[Attention whore|who wanted to be famous so badly]] [[An Hero|she streamed herself jumping off her balcony]]. [[Fail|Unfortunately for her, she was completely forgotten]] until some emo band made a song about her a decade later, causing a bunch of [[16-year-old girl|12 year old white girls]] to start worshipping her and [[16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl|other Japanese schoolgirls who livestreamed their suicides]]. Only the Japanese girls, [[Kevin Neil Whitrick|forget]] [[Ronnie McNutt|everyone else]] [[Gleb Korablev|who livestreamed]] [[Shuaiby|their suicides]].

== The Story ==

Rorochan was an [[anonymous]] [[loli]] who began streaming on Japanese streaming sites FC2 and Nico Nico Douga sometime in [[2012]]. She was known to stream herself playing the piano, [[Asian|studying]], browsing [[2channel]] and chatting with her [[Simp|fans]]. She was known to [[Pedo Baiting|use her status as a junior high school girl]] in the titles of her streams along with [[Camwhore|sexual language]] to [[clickbait]] [[pedos]].

She was quite a famous streamer for [[loli|some strange reason]], getting 2000 viewers on some streams, thus making her the top streamer on FC2 at one point. [[Basement dweller|She was so addicted to the internet she apparently found a way to get back online every time her parents took it away from her, including using games consoles just to get her fix]]. Despite this, she was known to actually have one entire friend, [[Nerd|though classmates said she was smart, quiet and generally kept to herself]].

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|

|Child A started to skip school quite a bit after becoming a 3rd grade student, but she wasn't necessarily bullied or hated. When at school, she stayed pretty quiet, and acted like she'd rather be left alone than be talked to
|A classmate

|There was a girl in the same grade that Child A was close with, and they had a friend whose birthday was coming up soon, so they both went to choose a present for them. She didn't even show any signs of having any troubles at all that day, so the friend looked sad, saying "I don't know why she committed suicide so suddenly"
|A classmate

|The posts were written with very bad spelling, and show how mentally unstable she was at the time
|News

|We were shown a complete different video, where Child A was playing around and simply having fun. Child A, a pretty child who looked like the actress Nana Eikura was shown wearing a white separate swimsuit, dancing the "Marumori dance", made famous by the drama "Marumo no Okite" starring actress Mana Ashida with the lead role.
|News

|We found this out after her suicide, but apparently she secretly streamed on the internet. Now, her video is circulating among the students
|A classmate

}}</center>

<pre>@horidaikon omg she lives like so close to me lololololol I’ve hung out with her before lmaooo the really smart girl lol
@horidaikon she’s reaaaaly slow at running so she wasn’t liked that much in sports events...she was like an otaku who was good at school cuz she could type fast
@horidaikon ugghhhhh so annoyinggg (--) we’re having a hard time with entrance exams here u know? She was always 1st place in tests so the guy in second is happy about it lol
Monday, do we have to have like a moment of silence? Listen to the principal’s long ass speeches?
@horidaikon ughh we were making these plans to choose and give a birthday present to a friend tomorrow, like seriously....
@horidaikon if she was going to die anyway, I’d rather she died after school on Monday
And don’t go like “it’s Shiga prefecture again”, or “it’s the suicide prefecture”, just stop saying bad shit about Shiga!!!!
</pre>

== An heroine ==

A few days prior to her stream, she posted about doing a suicide stream on [[2channel]] where she [[Attention whore|admitted her suicide was just to become famous]].

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|What I’ve been thinking about.

I want to do a suicide stream. A serious one, and I’ll do it in a way FC2 won’t delete it, so it would have blown up.

Maybe I’ll have threads made dedicated to me on Nyu-soku.

I’m imagining so many things about my suicide stream.

I was deleting a lot this afternoon. I’m doing ID and I’m writing this right now. I think I’m going to get a buunch of backlash from this. But if I spoil it now, there’s no point in the suicide stream.

At least, I think so. That’s why it has to be sudden, and I’ve wanted to do something like this.

When I do that my head (cuts off)

|[[Lol|Note: FC2 deleted her stream anyway]].

|I think I should do this suicide stream.

Because I’ve been a normal cute girl today That’s why, if I die, I think people will be really surprised.

Maybe they’ll think I died from stress because of entrance exams.

If I write this, I think I’ll be hated from now on. My fans/“listeners” will probably feel bad for me. I don’t like that So please don’t hate me. If you hate me I’ll fall/leave So I’m fine with it being entrance exams. I’m thankful I could spoil it.

|Most people actually just forgot about her for years.

|I can’t be blamed for being hated on. I really can’t. If I’m told that “you’re lying anyways” I might die. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I don’t want to do this anymoreeeeeeee I don’t like thissssss I’m scread scatedf scarefg scarfd dcated scared scared There’s an image playing for some time, imaging about my suicide stream. I’m repeating my imaginations. Repeating.

|Whining about haters. Also the translator noted that [[Retard|she wrote like a retard]].

|Repeating. I wouldn’t be able to do this if I spoiled the surprise.

Because I don’t think it’s pretty. First, I’ll show my face. Then, I’m wearing my school uniform. I’m not wearing socks. That’s because I think that is pretty. Once there’s more than 1000 people, I’ll leave my house from the balcony.

Then I’ll (unintelligable) walk. I’ll go up the stairs. I’ll go to the 14th floor, never mind, the 18th floor. On the other side there’s the landing.

Then I realised. Below that place is concrete, so if I hit my head, it’ll be painful, or something like that. Aaaaaaaaaaaaimcreepyaaaaaaaimcreepyimsor But I’ll write. I’ll beat the creepiness and write without thinking. I can’t think. Then, that’s why my feet

|She didn't do most of this.

|I’m still scared so I’ll just write it all. I have my legs out.

Then today. I realized “I should just jump off!” and I’ll be a legend. And then I think, “I’ll have everyone’s attentiooooooon” I’ll have a thread on Nyu-soku. I thought that’ll be really nice.

That’s why if I post this today, I wouldn’t be scared when I fall. I know it’s creepy. I’m sorry please forgive me. And then, I think if my blood gushes out everyone will watch me.

And people I don’t know will watch me. I’ve thought about this for a while. I’m thinking about becoming a legend after dying. It’s the same as when I didn’t stop when I did my first stream on TwitCast.

This morning, today is the day I get my TwitCast ban lifted, I remembered that really well. That’s why I might as well erase everything and be gone. Then everyone will be surprised. Imcreepyimcreepyimsorry I don’t like this,

I am sorry for others that are suffering but I’ll write without thinking about the feelings of those people. I’ve made up my mind to write this, took some courage to do this. Okay. And. It’s all deleted.

|Notifying everyone that she is, in fact, an [[attention whore]].

|Then I was sad. That’s why I thought “what should I do on my next streaaaam”

First, I thought about when I got into senior high school. If I suddenly appeared and I had gotten into senior high everyone maybe everyone would be surprised. Then, I thought about when I would get “May disease”. May next year.

I thought, “if I suddenly did a suicide stream I’ll be a legeeeend”. Once I started thinking about it, I couldn’t stop. I’ll do it today!! I’ll do it today!!

But it scares me. I’m brainwashed so I think suicide is (unintelligable).

That’s why I hesitated. And that’s why

I’m writing here right now. Really good. Aaah I’m glad. I was scared. I was scared.

Now that I’ve spoiled the surprised it’s going to be okay. There’s no point if no one sees this though. My stomach floats. I’m scared of dying. (unintelligable)!!! Aaaaa is everyone reading?

|Once again telling everyone she's doing it for attention. And writing so horribly that no one can understand it.

|Now that I’ve spoiled the surprise I won’t do it this way.

Oh yeah, lastly, I’ll put my iPhone on the railing. Then I’ll fall so I’ll be shown on camera. Then I’ll be a legend....

I’m sorry.

Okay, that’s it. I won’t do this again. Will I ??? I won’t. Thank you. I won’t be scared. Thank you.

|She didn't do this either.

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[[Image:Rorochanfinal.jpg|thumb|right| The final image of her.]]
On the 24th of November [[2013]], Roro started a livestream titled [[Edgy|"Darkness"]] where she [[Retard|filmed her legs]] [[Pussy|while gathering the courage to do it]]. Some in the livestream chat room tried to talk her out of it, while [[Pedo|others flirted with her]]. In any case, she eventually stepped on a box, then onto her balcony. She then [[An Hero|pushed herself off while holding her phone]]. Unfortunately, the phone just fell onto another balcony instead of filming her fall since she refused to just do a flip. [https://archive.org/download/rorochan_1999_202011/videoplayback%20%282%29.mp4 Here is a link to the video]

=== Stream chatlogs ===

<pre>Anon- Good morning
Anon- Sup
Anon- Roro’s mornings start rly early
Anon- Roro, you need to sleep
Anon- Are you eating something?
Anon- Good night
Anon- Its the time of day where the elderly listen to the late-night radio
Anon- Just eat some grape bread and sleep
Anon- Home-town subscription box
Anon- Its so cold, staying up late is getting harder
Anon- Did you wake up? Have you not slept? Roro~
Anon- Its a substitution with Reita
Anon- You gonna do some stuff outside?
Anon- Morning
Anon- I don’t get what kind of picture this is
Anon- Inside the monotonous, boring night, a ray of light shines....
Anon- I’m assuming this is the ceiling
Anon- You going to take out the trash?
Anon- You marching rn?
Anon- Let’s beat Haruharu
Anon- crunching noises
Anon- Hey hey where u going
Anon- It’s the sound of someone walking through snow
Anon- Where you going this late at night
Anon- Don’t start a fire or smth
Anon- Is this some sort of rooftop?
Anon- You going to cool off your hot, steamy body?
Anon- Is this outside?
Anon- You don’t have WiFi right
Anon- You okay?
Anon- Stairs on a mansion
Anon- How far are u gonna climb?
Anon- Going out a time like this...are you a delinquent girl or smth?
Anon- Just go back to your room
Anon- You aiming for the rooftop?
Anon- You’re out of breath
Anon- If you have some newspaper and a lighter, that ain’t good
Anon- panting noises
Anon- You gonna flash outside?
Anon- That’s dangerouuuuuusssssssss
Yukkii- That guy is just thirsty for sex or smth.....
Anon- Stoooooooooooppppp
Anon- It’s dangerous
Anon- You gonna run away from home?
Anon- bruh
Anon- Stooooooooop
Yukkii- You’ll be stung by insects, let’s go back
Anon- Aaaaaaaaaaa
Anon- lmaoooo
Anon- human
Anon- wha
Anon- She’s gonna do something scary
Anon- idiot, stop
Anon- What a waste, shes so young
Anon- I’m just scared she’s gonna do smth unexpected
Anon- just go back to your room
Yukkii- Now I’m scared.
Anon- The night view
Anon- What the hell r u doing
Anon- I’m scared
Yukkii- It’s cold, let’s go back
Anon- Idioooooooooooooottt
Anon- Let’s just calm down, and talk it out
Anon- You’re good at fishing ppl
Anon- This isn’t funny
Anon- What is this?
Anon- What are you doing
Anon- Lets go back to your room to do some pleasurable things
Anon- Do you have anything troubling you?
Anon- ####This comment has been removed####
Anon- Look, I get it I get it, now strip
Lucky- It’ll be liberating if you masturbated here
Anon- Tell us what happened, it’s okay
Rorochan@jc3- I’m justdh a girlfk wantind attentdjon I’m sorrfky
Anon- Heeey
Boy from China- what’s this
Rorochan@jc3- I’m sorry I’m sorry
Anon- Let’s just go back and sleep
Anon- Just go home
Anon- I know that already
Rorochan@jc3- I’m sorry
Rorochan@jc3- I’m sorry
Lucky- Where are you? Should I go and pick you up?
Anon- okok I get it
Rorochan@jc3 I’m sorry
Anon- We’ll give u the attention you want, so just go back to your room
Rorochan@jc3- I’m sorry
Rorochan@jc3- I’m sorry
Anon- Don’t stay there, it’ll be cold, let’s just go to your room and talk
Anon- ona
Anon- Plz just don’t do that sort of thing
Anon- It’s too early to be giving out presents like that
Anon- The Roro theatre
Anon- You gonna masturbate?
Anon- If you’re going to apologise, do it in your room.
Rorochan@jc3- I’m sorry ime skrry I’m sorrhy
Anon- Your room will be a lot warmer
Anon- I’m right behind you rn
Anon- Isn’t it cold there?
Anon- Let’s just go back to your room
Anon- panting noises
Anon- Don’t climb any further
Anon- I’ll cry with you
Anon- I’m scared
Anon- Milk post?
Anon- Is this the staircase to heaven
Anon- Is this going to be a legend?
Anon- What is this? Click bait?
Anon- Even if it’s a joke, please stop
Anon- You can fall over, please stop
Anon- Take that trash can and go back to your room
Anon- With Reita and Roro..wtf is going on today
Anon- You’ll slip right off
Anon- Please don’t do this
Anon- Did something happen, u ok?
Rorochan@jc3- I’m scaaaaaaaaareeddddd
Anon- It’s dangerous, let’s go back
Anon- Where even is this
Anon- Ofc it’s scary
Anon- Oh some trains
Anon- Go home
Yukkii- I don’t like high places please stop
Anon- Seriously, just stop
Rorochan@jc3 I’m scareeeeedffd
Anon- Of course you would be scared!
Anon- If you fell, that would seriously hurt
Anon- Is this real, or just a really elaborate fishing
Anon- If this is a fake, imma report this as a scam
Anon- Let’s not do anything scary, just go back to your room
Yukkii- I’m watching with thin eyes
Anon- Let’s go back to your futon bed
Anon- Lets think about whether you should go back or not in your room
Anon- It isn’t like she’s climbing anything right
Rorochan@jc3- Just fucdking die dire dlie dis die
Lucky- ####This comment contains bad language####
Anon- go go
Anon- I’ll make you go to heaven
Anon- Bruh no Anon- Waiiiiiiiit
Anon- Reeeeee
</pre>

She jumped after this point.

<pre>
Anon- Wha
Anon- Whaaa
Anon- Hey
Anon- What was that noise
Yukkii- What just happened
Anon- It’s real
Anon- ?
Anon- Did she trip over something?
Anon- whaaa
Anon- What?
Anon- Is this....serious?
Anon- Did she just do it?
Kenja- Did she pretend she was gonna fly?
Anon- Juuuust kidding
Anon- I think she fell from quite a high place
Anon- This is a joke, right
Anon- I wasn’t watching, wtf just happened
Anon- She actually did it
Anon- ???
Anon- Seriously
Anon- What a waste
Anon- She jumped off?
Anon- You can’t even tell whether the screens facing up or down
Anon- The phone just fell
Anon- Idiot
Anon- That looked pretty high
Anon- Wait a moment, what’s being shown rn is the rooftop
Anon- It’s high enough for the fall to be fatal
Anon- I think something’s rumbling...
Anon- Yea, she just dropped her phone, right..
Anon- All we heard was some sound
Anon- Hey
Anon- If it’s just the phone that fell, it’s fine
Anon- The phone’s on the rooftop, and something else fell
Yukkii- Didn’t we hear two sounds?
Anon- I guess?
Anon- It probably bounced
Anon- Hey mods of FC2
Yukkii- To those who recorded, please analyse this
Anon- Note for myself 03:44
Anon- I think that was quite a loud sound
Anon- Mods
Boy from China- Suicide?
Anon- Those who recorded, plz analyse, quick
Anon- This isn’t good
Anon- First
Anon- ya
Anon- I haven’t recorded this
Anon- How bout the camera
Anon- This must be some kind of mistake
Anon- If the sirens come it’s definite
Anon- Isn’t this the rooftop?
Anon- How about the camera lens?
Http://com.n- http://goo.gl/i9AdB
Anon- Goodbye, Roro
Anon- It was facing down
Anon- It didn’t look like she fell that far though
Anon- Did she drop something and went to take it?
Anon- All that happened was some sound
Anon- If the ambulance comes we’re done
Anon- If things go badly she’s gone
Yukkii- We don't hear the usual humming or the panting anymore
Lucky- The sound happened too quickly
Lucky- There should be more time lag
Anon- If we hear sirens....
Anon- If it’s this height, I’d expect around that much speed
Anon- It would be creepy if an old dude just looked into the camera rn
Anon- Is there no one who can analyse the recording
Anon- If it’s abt 5 floors it’s pretty quick
Anon- The average weight of a girl in 3rd year of senior high is abt 50 kg
Lucky- Wasn’t it higher? Or is that normal
Anon- It’s so late, she won’t be found for a while
Lucky- Btw, speed of the fall isn’t affected by weight
Anon- From yossan
Anon- If it’s over 50, it’ll be quick
Anon- It looked like there would be abt 5-6
Anon- From Ohajiki Mirror
Anon- Didn’t she say she was scared earlier
Anon- Hmm it’s suspicious though
Anon- We should report this, right
Anon- After 9m, the death rate goes up rly high
Anon- So the weight doesn’t matter
Anon- Morning
Anon- Would the phone face up this nicely though..?
Anon- The newspaper delivery should come soon, right
Anon- I want to hope she’ll be safe from this height
Anon- If she really fell, what’s her phone doing
Anon- Is there nothing we can do about it?
Anon- The title is Ankoku
Anon- Isn’t it impressive how her phone survived this
Anon- Plz come back to life miraculously
Anon- Oh well
Anon- Hm?
Anon- Whaaaaaa
Anon- From yossan
Anon- ah
Yukkii- It’s over
</pre>

== Aftermath ==

Initially, [[Nobody Cares|only the local news channels reported on her death before she was quickly forgotten]]. That was until a band called [[Emo|Shinsei Kamattechan]] made a song loosely based off the incident in [[2019]], years after her death. Despite the fact that the song changed a number of things about her story, [[Weeb|edgy weeaboo]] [[16-year-old girl|12 year old girls]] instantly began obsessing over her.

=== Fandom ===

Quickly 12 year old girls who mommy just doesn't understand began firing up MSPaint and creating tributes to her and started yelling at people online to RESPECT RORO. Funnily enough, [[Fail|they used the character based off her from the music video to represent her instead of Roro herself]]. So the internet started getting flooded with fanart of this fictional anime girl while claiming to be paying tribute to a real dead girl. Initially, there was only a shitty gif of her suicide stream online, though soon the full video was found and leaked. This, along with [[Attention whore|underage western girls claiming to have been her friend or watching her streams]] caused roro-fans to start [[Baww|infighting and crying about muh disrespect]]. To add fuel to the flames, [[trolls]] began using a shitty program called [[CP|GachaLife]] to make videos disrespecting her, [[Butthurt|causing a biblical flood of tears]].

On top of this, they also began figuring out about similar incidents where Japanese schoolgirls livestreamed their suicides and began obsessing over them too, [[Hypocrisy|completely ignoring Westerners who did the exact same thing]].

== Similar Incidents ==

Roro-fans have began obsessing over other similar incidents in Japan along with rorochan, including:

* [[Moonspeak|Nakaikiaka]] - A [[16-year-old girl]] who livestreamed herself jumping in front of a train due to [[Whore|her boyfriend leaving her]] after making her get an [[abortion]]. The 2nd most popular girl in the roro fandom, aside from roro herself. Apparently [[an hero|killed herself]] on July 1st [[2018]]. [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/bfkua93n.mp4 Link to stream]

* Minmin - A 17 year old girl who also livestreamed herself jumping in front of a train. Was bullied at school and [[Pedo|molested by her father]]. Was directly inspired by the Shinsei Kamattechan song, with her last tweet praising them. Naturally, the band tried to deflect all blame despite the obvious inspiration, [[Pussy|with the lead singer crying about it on a livestream while claiming she totally would've done it anyway I swear]]. [[An hero|Killed herself]] on February 18th [[2020]]. [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/h5suuioj.mp4 Link to stream]

* Mero-chan ([[Powerword|Mero Matsumoto]]) - Another schoolgirl who jumped in front of a train. [[BPD|Was known to cut herself, drank and smoked]], [[Attention whore|while posting it all on Twitter]]. Eventually, she moved in with a friend despite still being a teenager. While this would be a dream-come-true for any normal person, this was apparently not enough for her. Attempted suicide on May 10th 2020 via jumping in front of a train, [[Fail|but survived]]. She faked her death for a year before going on a livestream and confirming that she was alive. [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/5dtmj7u9.mp4 Link to suicide stream]

== Pictures of Rorochan ==
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File:Rorochanmask.jpeg
File:Rorochanmask2.jpg
File:Rorochanbag.jpg
File:Rorochanbag2.jpg
File:Rorochanface.jpg
</gallery></center>

== See also ==
*[[An hero]]
*[[Camwhore]]
*[[Etika]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Loli]]
*[[2013]]

== External Links ==
*[https://twitter.com/rorochan_1999 Her twitter]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20131025230646/live.fc2.com/84660873 Her FC2]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20131128222631/https://com.nicovideo.jp/community/co2194150?zeromypage_nicorepo Her Niconico]
*[https://sites.google.com/view/roro-info/home Website collecting info about her]
*[https://archive.org/details/rorochan_1999_202011 The video.]
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Gleb Korablev

2025-02-16T17:33:40Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Moved video, don't know how to move it into the video list so pls help

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{{spoilers|He had a heart [[Disease|disease]] and was going to die in 2 weeks anyways}}
{{an hero|[[File:Gleb.gif|link=]]}}
{{quote|Nya, poka!|Gleb Korablev, shortly before becoming [[an hero]]}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablyov''' (often spelled Korablev) (September 13, 2001 (2 days after [[9/11]]) - October 17, 2019; aged 18) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] and drama student that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].
==Live Stream==
We don't know why he chose a [[true|shitty page like]] [[VK]] for his suicide, a page full of [[Furfag|Furries]] and [[Weeboos]] (possibly Gleb was one), We don't even have the full broadcast, but we do know how it starts from testimonies of VK users, according to testimonies Gleb was in some gay chat on VK until he tells his friend Nikita what he would do, a broadcast.

The broadcast would start with Gleb having the gun in his lap, then he would try to stabilize it on the table [[fail|failing several times]] due to notifications, then he would sit on the couch and do strange things with the gun, at which point his friend Nikita calls him, making him get up from the couch to end the call, then the fragment we have begins. (Take all this with a grain of salt, this information is pure random chatter.)('''¡Remember to [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ARCHIVE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|ARCHIVE]] everything damn it!''')
===The Video===
{{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold; |[[File:Gleb kablev2.mp4|640px|center]]<center>'''Mix of various footages, longer version of the livestream.'''</center> |[[File:1444inyoutube.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Youtube Footage'''</center> <center>'''}}| |border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}
[[File:Glebtumba.mp4|750px]] <center> '''Goodnight, sweet prince''' </center>

Translation: "Nikita, if you tell my parents too soon, i will dig you from your grave. I know you have their numbers. Anyway, how did the saying go...? Oh, right. Nya, Bye!"

==Life befero hero==
Before becoming the [[An hero|hero]] we know today, he was originally a student at the Moscow Lyoseum or whatever. He was in drama classes and did a few plays here and there. Nothing special.
==Motive a suicide==
The reason why he committed suicide isn't really known. Some say he got his heart broken, others say it's because of his heart disease and he didn't wanna die that way, either way, his death sparked some [[Lulz]].
==Viral==
A day after Gleb took his own life, a [[pretty cool guy]] I would upload it to yt with the title '''1444''' to avoid yt taking it down quickly, but then a bunch of kids created a [[creepypasta]] that if you don't say the day you [[Forced Meme|watched the video something bad will happen to you.]]

==Gallery==
{{cg|General|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Glebkorablevstreamthumbnail.png|Stream Thumbnail.
File:Glebdead.png|Dead police foto
File:Diegleb.jpg
File:diegleb3.jpg
File:glenshirt.jpg|iconic
File:Saiga12.jpg|gun
File:glebgun2.jpg|Stream Thumbnail and first second live
File:Glebduringaplay.jpeg|Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his suicide
</gallery>
|}}

{{cg|Memes|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gleb fan.jpg|"great keep making videos like this xdd"
File:Gleblove.jpg|"Not even with a shotgun can I get my mind off you <3"
File:SniperGleb.jpg|"Has the sniper already left?" "I don’t know." "Let’s see, look out!" "…"
File:RamenGleb.jpg|
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.

==External Links==
*[https://vk.com/kgb2001 VK profile]
**[https://vk.com/video-180546222_456239832 Original livestream link]
**[https://pastebin.com/gBvSbk1N Gleb's friends]
*{{Reddit|kgb2001|kgb2001}}

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Ronnie McNutt

2025-02-13T17:47:18Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Both video links are broken. Added a new one.

{{An hero|[[File:Ronnie.gif|link=]]}}
{{Christian hero}}
 
{{ib|[[File:Ronnie McNutt Suicide.gif|250px]] Ronnie McNutt demonstrating why aspies shouldn’t play with guns when they’re drunk AF.}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Ronnie McNuttin''''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Ronald Merle McNutt}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|May 23, 1987}}
{{ibrow|'''Died'''|August 31, 2020 (aged 33)}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|US Army Veteran (formerly) Employee at Toyota Plant Emofag}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|New Albany, [[Mississippi]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]{{Christian}}}}
{{ibend}}
[[File:McNutt final post.jpg|thumb|right|BAWWWWW. Somebody call the [[Waaaambulance]]]]
 
{{rainbow|'''HEY GUYS I GUESS THAT'S IT'''}}
 
'''Ronnie McNutt'''{{Christian}} was an [[emo]] [[faggot]] that [[an hero|anheroed]] himself because he was a pathetic loser that nobody cared about. In an effort to get some [[attention whore|attention and feel like he mattered for 5 minutes]] he shot himself while live streaming on [[Facebook]] like a [[Gotis| 12-year-old girl]]. Thanks to Facebook being run by [[asspie|short-bussing special ed kids]] his video wasn’t taken down during his livestream leading up to his death. The video then remained online afterward for hours which allowed [[troll]]s to spread it across the internet for lulz while they created fake accounts in his name pretending to be him.

==McNutt in the Butt Himself==

Ronnie McNutt was famous for having one of the gayest last names in history that also served as his porn name when he starred in various gay [[scat]] videos. He was also known for streaming on Facebook and arguing with his audience about everything from theology to pop culture. In other words, [[Truth|he was a loser with no life]].

Born on May 23, 1987, Ronald "Ronnie" McNutt was an [[Army]] Reserve “veteran” who lived in the American anus known as New Albany, [[Mississippi]], (if you lived there you would probably want to kill yourself too). He had some crap job at a Toyota plant and was a well-known local theater queer. He also co-hosted a shitty podcast called JustUs Geeks where he and another loser named Joshua Steen would talk about [[shit no one cares about]]. He was also a regular [[Christian|church fag]], a [[nerd|member]] of a Comicons club (dork), and wrote comic book reviews (that nobody read) for JustUs Geeks’ lame website.

According to his butt-buddy Joshua Steen, McButt “struggled with depression and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after serving in the Iraq War between June 2007 and March 2008.” This basically means he was a [[crybaby]] that somehow thinks a single year in [[Iraq]] during the “war”, (hardly even a war since the US basically mowed the place in a matter of days), counts as a reason to be a whiny fag for the rest of your life. Like most homos with “depression”, he was really just a loser desperate for attention that took his cozy American life for granted by complaining about how much it sucked, usually on Facebook where he was always streaming for attention.

{{Quote|”I spent many a late night in our studio, via text message, and in-person talking with him about life and his struggles.”| - Joshua Steen talking about how much of his time Ronnie used to waste. You’re free now, Josh!}}

==The Suicide==
[[File:RonnieMcNuttTombstone.png|thumb|right|Rest in peace, you will be missed.]]
Whether Ronnie actually meant to kill himself, or he was just a drunk retard playing with a rifle that he [[I accidentally X|accidentally the whole trigger]], has yet to be determined. It’s most likely the latter. More than 200 of his aspie friends and family responded to his stream by doing nothing. All they had to do was pretend to love and care about him, or maybe kick his door down and stop him after it was obvious what he was doing, but apparently, they didn’t care enough to do anything except trying to call him and messaging him on Facebook in an effort to stop him from [[Kurt Cobain]]ing himself.

If anyone is to blame, besides Jim Beam, it would be the dipshit police standing outside of his apartment who could have easily broken his door down and saved his life. Since he had already fired the gun once before by accident, putting his surrounding neighbors’ lives at risk, they had ''clear'' reason to bust into his apartment and stop him. Instead, they stood outside watching his live stream while laughing hysterically at how much of an autistic drunk retard he was. It was pretty obvious by then that no one really gave a shit about this asshole and that he would [[loser|not be missed]].

{{quote|Hey guys! I guess that's it.|''Ronnie McNutt''}}
[[File:RonnieMcNuttVideo.mp4|thumb|center|800px|The video]]

==Facebook’s Response==
[[File:Facebook Trolling Ronnie McNutt.jpg|thumb|right|Facebook trolling Ron’s brother.]]

Facebook decided to troll Ronnie's brother who repeatedly asked them to take down the video while Ron was drunk ranting, playing with his gun (and misfiring it at his surrounding neighbors) while talking about offing himself. That apparently doesn’t count as “encouraging suicide or self-harm” according to the trolls over at Facebook. They then proceeded to laugh in his family’s face after his death while avoiding any and all responsibility for not doing their jobs.

On top of refusing to take down the video when they obviously should have, they also left the video up for hours after his death because splitting your head open like a grape is A-OK in [[Mark Zuckerberg|Mark Zuck's]] book. This led to several trolls (probably Facebook employees) copying it and sharing it across the internet. This resulted in many lulz online as children on apps like [[TikTok]] got to see a graphic video of a man shooting himself with a rifle as they were scrolling through various [[E-girls and e-boys|e-girl]] dances and cat videos. This caused many parents to chimp out, blaming Facebook for their precious [[ADHD]] riddled child [[lol|being traumatized for life]].

==Ronnie’s Resurrection==

[[File:Ronnie Resurrection.jpg|thumb|right|Ronnie has risen again just like [[Jesus]] Christ himself!!]]

[[Fake News|Since Ronnie was clearly such a lovable person everyone enjoyed listening to]], the many trolls that were harassing his family by posting his suicide video everywhere online refused to let him stay dead. Shortly after his death video went viral they proceeded to resurrect him by creating a fake Facebook account in his name pretending to be him. It was there that they claimed the video was actually a hoax put on by Ronnie so that he could get away from it all for a while. This resulted in ever more lulz online as people really believed these hilarious lies.

Needless to say, Ronnie will go down in history as one of the lulziest an-heroes of all time. Now he’s annoying Satan in hell by talking about comics and dildos on his new podcast. It was only after his death that Ronnie was truly able to find life in the form of edgy memes. Rest in peace, retard.

==See also==
* [[Aaron Bushnell]] - Set himself on fire live on Twitch to show his support of [[Palestine|sandniggers]]
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Used Facebook in 2019 to stream his [[high score]] of [[Ramadan]]
* [[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG attention whore suicide
* [[Naxinet]] - Who immortalized Ronnie in [[Friday Night Funkin'|Monday Mornin' Live Leakin']].
* [[Shuaiby]] - Notable [[r9k]] aspie who ate a bullet live on [[Discord]]

==External Links==
* <del>If you're feeling brave and have an iron stomach, you can see the video and pics of Ronnie killing himself [https://cutedeadguys.net/threads/suicide-video-of-ronnie-mcnutt-on-facebook-live.64953/ here]. It's more graphic than most suicides since he used a pretty big gun to do it, splitting his head/face wide open.</del> Broken.
* If that link is broken/baleeted then the wayback machine has it <del>[https://web.archive.org/web/20200914154657/https://cutedeadguys.net/threads/suicide-video-of-ronnie-mcnutt-on-facebook-live.64953/ here].</del> Also Broken.
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/279030/suicide-of-ronnie-mcnutt-ai-upscaled A more extensive version of the video, also upscaled.]
* His [https://www.facebook.com/Thecomicguy RIP Facebook page]. The fake one got baleeted.
* {{yt|u|InhidiSpurds|Ronnie's old YouTube channel}}
* [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/215119078/ronald-merle-mcnutt Ronnie's memorial on Find a Grave]

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FlappyBird

2025-02-13T04:25:41Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: added a video related to flappy bird (kinda)

{{spoiler|Cryptobros acquired the rights to this game and Dong Nguyen will gain nothing from this}}

[[File:Flappybirdplay.gif|thumb|right|300px|The addictive game that pulled in $50,000 a day]]

'''FappyBird''' <s>is</s> ''was'' an app for the [[iPhone|iBone]] and [[Android|Hamdroid]] developed by [[Lol dongs|Dong Nguyen]]. The goal of the game is to fly your bird as long as possible through a graphically [[Lie|100% original environment]]. Sound boring? Think again! ''There are [[Mario|pipes]] you have to dodge!!''

==Why FlappyBird is the Best Game EVAAAAAAR==

"FlappyBird" is probably one of the best games ever made. It's a real mystery why people called it shit and trolled the creator until he deleted it. In the camp of the naysayers you will hear countless complaints by people who do not understand the true quality of this game made only for true, hardcore gamers who require some combination of [[OCD]] and [[autism]] to play it long enough to get a score higher than 5.

People who failed to understand the artistic genius that is "FlappyBird" claim that it is too hard (That's what ''she'' said), that the sound effects are annoying as fuck the first 3 times you hear them and slowly become an audible hell as you play on. Others might whine about the fact that the bird's response time is slower than their retarded brother, the pipes are too close together and that they are randomly generated therefore often too close together so you lose no matter how well you play. Another gay complaint is that cock (Dong) didn't bother with precision so you hit invisible pixels you didn't know were part of the pipe. Lastly, there are those who bitch about the graphics because they have no appreciation for the nostalgia in guiding a bird that looks like either a fish or a yellow tumor through pipes that were obviously stolen from the obscure 1976 game [[Mario|Mario Playas]].

In other words: Plebes unworthy of the grace and majesty of '''"FlappyBird"''' (More like Fappybird,amiright? Fap away retards).

== BALEETED ==
[[File:Flappy Bird 64.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Balloon-fight-balloon-trip-mode-screenshot.jpg|thumb|right|FlappyBird was such an original game.]]
FlappyBird was removed from every app store by its creator because he deemed it [[heroin|"Too addictive"]]. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. The creator of the game claims the reason for deleting the game was because he was being trolled about how bad it is, but in reality he was made to delete it by the Vietnam government. Regardless, our old friend Dong refuses to put the app back on the store, causing FlappyBird to fade from popularity amongst all but those with the longest beards on their necks. Specifically [[Otaku|Asians]] seem to be taking it the hardest, as gaming is the career of many Asians and also how they earn a living. In short, Dong creating and then deleting FlappyBird may be the greatest act of trolling in history, consequently leading to a worldwide uproar and millions of Asians losing their purpose in life.
{{clear}}

<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquot2| margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|I am sorry ‘Flappy Bird’ users, 22 hours from now, I will take ‘Flappy Bird’ down. I cannot take this anymore.|
|It is not anything related to legal issues. I just cannot keep it anymore.|
|I can call ‘Flappy Bird’ is a success of mine. But it also ruins my simple life. So now I hate it.|
|I also don’t sell ‘Flappy Bird’, please don’t ask.|
}}|border=orange|background=yellow}}
</center>

== IronPants, SplashyFish, et al ==
[[File:Flappy bird usual score.jpg|thumb|right|The average score screen]]
In a desperate attempt to both cash in on Dong's success and provide a fix for their own [[Gaming|addiction]], many random faggots have donned their programming fedoras and taken to their [[Battlestation|battlestations]], trying to create a replacement for FlappyBird. Unfortunately all of these half-assed attempts slapped together overnight haven't gone anywhere but shitland. Being mentioned in this article is probably the most publicity they'll ever receive, which is a positive thing for them. Thus, this article will cease mentioning them altogether until they [[Donate|fork over]] shitloads of [[Shekels|cash]] for additional advertizing. For some reason, "shitload" isn't showing up on Firefox's spell check at the moment, meaning it's obviously a real word. By that token, there must first be a donation of precisely one metric shitload of coins before the writing on these horrific games recommences.

[[File:Flappybird doge.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[Doge]] loves FlappyBird]]
[[File:Flappybird comedy gold.gif|thumb|right|[[lol|LOL!!!]]]]

==How To Get The Highscore==
*Install ES File Explorer
*Root your device
*Open Flappy Bird and play at least one time. Probably the only time you’ll want to play.
*Close it. Actually go to your app multitasking space and swipe it away.
*Open ES File Explorer, and swipe right to open the left-side menu. Tap the “Tools” line item and make sure “Root Explorer” is turned on.
*Then tap the “Local” line item, and choose “Device.” This puts you in the root of the System, and it’s where you need to start.
*Swipe the left menu away, and tap the folder named “data”. Look for another folder also named “data” and tap to open it.
*Scroll down to find the folder named “com.dotgears.flappy” and open it.
*Open the “shared_prefs” folder, and tap the FlappyBird.xml file. You’ll get a choice of ways to open it, choose ES Note Editor.
*Tap the three dots in the upper right, and choose Edit.
*The fourth line is what you need to change. Set the <nowiki><int name=”score” value =”your_shitty_score” /></nowiki> to something like <nowiki><int name=”score” value =”999999″ /></nowiki>. Don’t bother trying to set a low number to try and fool anyone, because we all know that every score higher than 20 is totally a cheat. Go big or go home, faggot.
*When you’re done changing it, hit the back arrow in the upper left and save the file when prompted.
*Close ES File Explorer and open Flappy Bird. Play until you die, and you’ll see your new high score.
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== See Also ==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Vietnam]]
*[[Addiction]]
*[[Vidya]]

== External Links ==
*[https://flappybird.org/ Official Website]
*[https://files.screamer.wiki/ArmusFlappyBird.mp4 Video where a guy named 'Armus' hacked a scratch version of Flappy Bird to show a Ronnie McNutt gif when you die.]
*<s>[http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/68409/ Neoseeker Fan Forums]</s> SHIT & DEAD
*<s>[http://www.flappybirdmo.com/ FlappyBird Online]</s> DEAD
*<s>[http://flapmmo.com/ FlappyBird MMO]</s> DEAD
*<s>[http://flappyfedora.com/play/ FlappyFedora]</s> DEAD
*<s>[http://squishybird.com/ SquishyBird]</s> DEAD
*<s>[http://deidealewereld.vier.be/vladibird/ VladiBird]</s> DEAD
*<s>[http://flappyplane.net/ FlappyPlane]</s> [https://terrorist.group New URL]
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Saddam Hussein

2025-02-13T04:22:06Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Replaced link

{{Ib|[[File:Saddamprettycoolguy.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Saddam Hussein'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 28, [[Before the internets|1937]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 30, [[2006]] (aged [[69]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Iraq]]i  [[File:MiniflagIraq.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|President of Iraq ([[Retro|1979]]-[[2003]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|~700,000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|16th]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Sid Meier's Civilization}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, hanged}}
{{Ibend}}
[[File:Saddam_neopets.jpg|right|thumb]]
'''Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti''' ([[Arabic|Fuckgoatnese]]: صدام حسين عبد المجيد التكريتي) aka '''The American Hero''' was perhaps one of the most [[batshit insane]] [[Arab]]s since [[Mohammad]] and was [http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/51/217.html installed in 1963 by John F. Kennedy] as the new Jew Mossad agent [[pimp]] of the [[Iraq]]i [[lube|oil]] fields. A once favored CIA [[bitch|asset]] serving Jewnited states interests but after getting rid of the Kennedy's and after the first Gulf [[buttsex|invasion]] the CIA attempted to [[permaban|uninstall]] Hussein and his [[:File:Giantlemonparty.jpg|Ba'ath Party]] several times. JFK aka the 'Horny USA Bastard President' received free BJss from Saddam while George W. Bush (George Bush Jr, the war criminal<ref>https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a35397/bush-cheney-war-crimes/</ref> with Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Tony Blair) loved to rape him when Saddam was prisoner of war. <ref>https://news.sky.com/story/iraqi-who-persuaded-us-to-start-2003-war-dies-10340923</ref> America's Iraqi pet Ahmad Chalabi loved to watch the show and pleasure himself. Yes boys and girls, Saddam was surely hard core Saddamized!

A strong supporter of all things [[politically correct]], Saddam Hussein was devoutly liberal in many of his views, save those that deal with rape, murder, blackmail, extortion, torture, genocide, cannibalism, gardening, intolerance and more rape. He was specially notable for the massacre of the [[Sand Nigger|Kurds]], which he quite rightly justified as having committed "for the [[I did it for the lulz|lulz]]".

[[File:JosephStalin2.jpg|right|thumb|Joseph Stalin; lead singer of [[Queen]] and Saddam's hero to which his mustached was modelled after.]]
Saddam mainly listens to music by bands such as Jenkem and The Power 5, and thus was widely respected in [[Emo]] subculture. His moustache was, in fact, modelled on that of his hero, the lead singer of [[Queen]]. Despite the fact he was an [[Emo]], he was loved by everyone, even [[Jews]] and [[Mecha-Hitler]].

[[File:Saddam_%26_Rumsfeld.jpg|right|thumb|[[Donald Rumsfeld|Rummy]] adds [[Saddam|Sadman37]] to his [[MySpace]] friends in 1983.]]
Saddam's greatest weapon had always been known to be one of two things: his [[Deep_throat|very, very deep, highly platonic and appropriate love]] for [[bisexual|all]] [[furry|living things]], and his [[Silken_Secret|oil]].

[[File:Saddambush.jpg|right|thumb|In happy times: Saddam and [[dubya|W]]; BFF before Saddam refused to hand [[america]] all of its [[lube|oil]]]]
Furthermore, from his [http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/50163 extraterrestrial sources] Saddam knew about, both [[buttsex|invasions]] of Iraq and that Russia, the Jewnited States and Israel will [[rape|invade]] Iran all in good preparation for the epic [[buttsex|World War]] with China.

All good faith edits in the context of the [[Rule 34|overpopulation problems]] that harm Jew.

== Silken Secret a.k.a. Lube a.k.a. Oil ==
[[File:Saddamblow.jpg|right|thumb|In happier times: Saddam, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf and Kim Jong-Il with [[hookers and blow]]; new BFFs]]
[[At least 100 years ago]], [[W]] and [[Tony Blair]] decided it might be fun if they played 'Find the [[dildo|Nuke]]' with Saddam, a very popular game at the time.

The rules were very simple; [[an hero|David Kelly]], a [[dildo|weapons]] inspector for the [[United Nations]], was to wander around Saddam's favorite palace, the [[India|Taj Mahal]] trying to find any [[Goatse|Weapons of Mass Destruction]] that were lying around. The resulting adventure was recorded in [[Disney]]'s Aladdin.

After 12 levels and 6 bosses, David still had not found Saddam Hussein's nuclear dildo: all he had found was a few thousand barrels of highly flammable, volatile, and valuable [[Silken_Secret|oil]], which he wasn't allowed to keep.
Very upset, he went home to the [[United Nations]].

To this day, his capture is protested by [[Muslims]] and suicidal pilots all over the world.
For his lolocausting of the Kurdish mountain apes, he is revered by many peoples such as the other Arabs and Assyrians, also Turks.

==Hanging with Saddam==
[[Image:Saddam_Ræped.jpg|thumb|Saddam tries on a new neck-tie with the help of his [[BDSM|pals]] right before a game of IRL hangaroo was to begin.]]
[[Image:Iraqihangaroo.jpg|thumb|[[The_game|The Game]]]]
On 5th November 2006, Saddam was invited to a game of IRL hangaroo at which he lulzily [[pwnd|lost the game]], and can now go and [[buttsex|hang]] with his Brothers in the [[lie|great terrorist camp in the sky]]. He was not invited due to his alleged crimes against humanity but they decided to invite him for the [[Lulz]]. Here's the [[bureaucratic fuck|official]] cellphone-video footage. Saddam's game caused a minor stir in the [[old media]], but as the grainy video was near unwatchable on a flashy new 73-inch 1080p, it held viewers interest only momentarily. It has, however, solved all of [[Iraq]]'s problems.
<video type="liveleak" id="863ce7d4a3" width="400" height="320" desc="What a swinger" frame="true" position="center"/>
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==Hep Kitten's Fresh Saddam of Bel Air==
Now this is a story all about how
Saddam got hung turned upside down
Id like to take a minute chill here with me,
Ill tell you how Saddam became the fake prince of WMDs

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN western Iraq born and raised
Killin Kurds was how he spent most of his days
Chillin the palace, relaxin all cool
Raping some virgins outside by the pool
When a couple of Bushes who were up to no good
Started dropping bombs on his neighborhood
He made one little movie and Cheney got all scared
And said FIND HIM AND PUT HIM ON TV BEING DRAGGED OUT OF HIS LAIR
He whistled for his trial but when it came near
The judge was UN and obviously a queer
If anything you could say that this man was fucked
So I thought awe forget it and smoked a fat blunt
I came on irc around six or seven
Heard he was dead raping virgins in Heaven
Looked at my Kingdom, said goodbye to Saddam
To sit on my Throne the Fresh Prince of your mom

== World Reaction ==
[[Image:saddamlazer.gif|thumb|Saddam's last words.]]
As the sands of time did that thing they do when time is running out (even though if you turn the egg-timer upside down you can start again...unlike Saddam) [[bureaucratic fucks|world leaders]] and [[Arabs|proles]] alike weighed in on the [[lulz|weighty issue]]. One of the first was Tony Benn, former Labour MP and a leading figure in the [[britfag|British]] opposition to the [[Iraq]] war. He travelled to Baghdad and met and interviewed Saddam Hussein on [[Last Thursday|February of 2003]].

He also met with Saddam Hussein on the eve of the Gulf War. He helped to secure the release of [[britfags|Britons]] being used as [[BDSM|human shields]] after Iraq's [[buttsex|invasion]] of Kuwait.

Appearing on the Jew show as Saddam had his last meal of Shit [[balls]] on a stick, Benn was asked if it was true that he opposed the execution. What follows is his response and subsequent conversation with King.

'''BENN:''' Well, I'm against the death penalty. But 665,000 (now 3 million+!!1!) Iraqis have died since the United States and Britain invaded Iraq. [[fact|One more death will probably be presented as a triumph for democracy.]]

But the real verdict on Iraq came in the midterm elections. The American voters realized, like Vietnam, it was an victorious-less war. That is the real background.

Of course, Saddam was a [[BFF|close ally]] of the United States. When I met him in 1990, just before Kuwait, he said, "''I feel utterly betrayed by the United States. They armed me. They sent me into Iraq -- Iran''" and so on.

So there's a history to it that hasn't come out so far in the discussion.

'''KING:''' You are not saying, Tony, that he is not a [[tyrant]], are you?

'''BENN:''' Oh no. After Pinochet in Chile was put there by the [[CIA]] [[killed]] a lot of his opponents. But the [[Americans]] were told he was linked to [[9/11]]. He was not. Americans were told and so we had weapons of mass destruction. He didn't. I mean, I think most people in the world know why the invasion occurred. The president wanted the [[lube|oil]]. And the consequences of this [[lulz|execution]] may make the present crisis worse, but it certainly [[lies|won't solve it]].

'''KING:''' What should his punishment be?

'''BENN:''' [[What|What will his what?]]

'''KING:''' What should his punishment be?

'''BENN:''' Well, I mean, giving my personal [[opinion]]. I remember the [[Nuremberg]] trials after the war, and I was in favor. But I think pinning it all on one person and hanging them is not as good as Desmond Tutu, Archbishop Tutu, who talks about truth and reconciliation.

If in [[South Africa]], [[Nelson Mandela]] had hanged all the [[white]] leaders of the [[Apartheid]] regime, there would have been endless vengeance and bitterness and [[killing]]. He didn't. He said bring out the [[truth]] and make that the basis. And I think that is a better way of doing it than executing people. That's my conviction now."

==Death Conspiracies==
Saddam didn't actually die. His death was faked by the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Illuminati]]. Saddam is currently chilling with Tupac, Elvis, Hitler, Sasquatch, and [[Osama bin Laden]] in [[Pakistan|India's basement]]. A perfect plan, as no one will suspect that they are living in there.

==April Fool's Jokes==
Saddam Hussein and his sons may have been ruthless and power-hungry dictators, but that didn't stop them from [http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/worstaprilfools.html trying to give the people of Iraq a good chuckle every April Fool's Day]. On April 1, 1998 a newspaper, owned by Hussein's son Uday, informed its readers that President Clinton had decided to lift sanctions against Iraq, only to admit later that it was just joking. One can imagine the knee-slapping lulz when readers realized how they'd been taken for a ride. The lulz continued in 1999 when Uday mischeviously announced that the monthly food rations would be supplemented to include Pepsi, and chocolate. Again, just a joke. At this point, the Husseins appear to have run out of material, because in 2000 they recycled the sanction-lifting gag, and in 2001 trotted out the ration-supplement crowd-pleaser once again. The merciless quality with which the same joke was repeated year after year had an almost surreal quality to it.

On April 1, 2003, as thousands of American troops stormed across Iraq, the Iraqi ambassador to Russia, Abbas Khalaf Kunfuth, held a press conference. Many were expecting him to announce that Iraq admitted defeat. Instead he chose this moment to hold a gag press conference. Holding up a piece of paper that he identified as a news flash from Reuters, he read aloud from it: "The Americans have accidentally fired a nuclear missile into British forces, killing seven." Immediately the room full of reporters went silent with shock. Then Kunfuth grinned and shouted 'April Fools!' Only a few days after this unexpected moment of lulz, the Iraqi government completely self-destructed.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:saddamprettycoolguy.jpg|The good old days.
Image:Saddam-anim-small.gif|[[PARTY HARD]]!
Image:Saddam-FOXT.jpg|[[fox|Fair, balanced and subtle]]
Image:Saddamn-ohsnap.jpg|Oh snap!
Image:saddamdead.jpg|Who's dead now fuckface?
Image:Saddamhangdirty.gif|Allah couldn't be reached for comment.
Image:Saddamropetest.gif|Once for every Kurd he gassed.
Image:Fgsfds86.jpg|fgsfds
Image:HusseinPwned.JPG|[[Pwn|Pwn3d]]?
Image:lulzsaddam.jpg|[[I told u I was hardcore]]
Image:Larry king saddam.jpg
Image:Saddamlazer.gif|Saddam's last words.
Image:Exeggcuted.jpg|Eggsecuted.
Image:DJSaddam.jpg|[[Last Thursday]]
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== See Also ==

* [[Lynching]]
* [[France]]
* [[Iran]]
* [[Iraq]]
* [[Oil]]
* [[George Herbert Walker Bush|GHWB]]
* [[W]]
* [[Barack Hussein Obama]]
* [[John Kerry]]
* [[Stalin]]
* [[Lies|Weapons of Mass Destruction]]
* [[Queen]]

== Links ==

* <del>[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=9087086043100727672 Complete video of his execution-by-hanging] - For translation, see [[Pussyhawks]]</del> BALEETED!!
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20250213041952/https://videos2.watchpeopledie.tv/1682355708804787.mp4 Full video.]
* [http://www.anwarweb.net/saddamdown.wmv WMV file in which Saddam dies ]
* [http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_inc/3859549.html LJ Icons (wtf_inc)]
* {{ytlink|KoaYuh6SkPc?|Everybody hates Saddam}}

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George Floyd

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ElijahTheRandomEDUser: added link to video in external links. If it matters, lol

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{{spoiler|ZOMG!! George Floyd died due to chronic drug abuse!!!!1111}}

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'''St. George Perry "Fentanyl" Floyd Jr.''' (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020) was an [[welfare|upstanding]], [[retarded|intelligent]], [[nigger|African American]], [[rape|porn actor]], and a career criminal who [[overdose|tragically died]] in May [[2020]], while being arrested in [[Minneapolis]], [[Minnesota]] for fraud. His death was the obvious outcome of normal [[Police Brutality|police-african interaction]], but media spin sparked a nationwide [[Black Lives Matter|BLM]]-sponsored full-blown-aids [[riot|mass chimpout]] the likes of which have not been seen in [[Rodney King|decades]]. [[Chimpout|Mass looting]] and unrest plagued the country for nearly the entire year as many normal Americans were glued to their television sets saying good [[Christian]] prayers for the [[Donald Trump|RACIST HITLER PRESIDENT]] to order the military to crush the [[anarchist]] [[faggots]] wreaking havoc in the streets. Unfortunately, police pushback was inadequate to crush the commies under the boot.

In early August 2020, the [[police]] bodycam footage of Floyd's arrest leaked, brutally exposing the media's entire narrative of "GEORGE FLOYD DINDUNUFFIN & RACIST COPS".

{{quote|''I CAN'T BREATHE!''|George Floyd|shortly before dying of a [[heroin|fentanyl]] overdose}}

==Before Stardom==
Prior to his death in May, Floyd lived like every other black man in [[America]]. He was born on October 14, 1973, in a poor part of Fayetteville, North Carolina. He played [[basketball]] in high school and dropped out of college. In the [[90s]], George Floyd tried his luck as a [[rapper]] for a while. From 1997 to 2005 Floyd was arrested six times for possessing [[drugs]], trespassing and theft.

At some point while in Houston, George Floyd starred in a [[porn]] video with some [[Negress|black slut]] named Kimberly Brinks. She sucks his dick, he eats her pussy and then they fuck. The video itself is a sickening one-cut take of greasy [[Big Black Cock|negroidal copulation]] that belongs in a book fire. Kimberly is your standard [[Ghetto|projects]]-grown barely fuckable gutter whore cleaned up and dolled up for the camera by her human trafficking boyfriend. Floyd, obviously under the influence of various illicit substances gives a half-hearted performance and a half-flagged erection due to the congestive heart failure setting the scene for a possible healthcare emergency. You can tell "Big Floyd" is enjoying himself and has no problem treating this piece of human dark meat like the toilet slut she is. Overall, The video is indistinguishable from every other shitty porno video on the internet.

[[File:Floydsex.jpg|thumb|[[what|sexy petie kimberly brinks fucked bybig floyd]]]]

Prior to his [[lynching|unfortunate interaction]] with Derek Chauvin, Curious George was already well known to police around the country. In 2005, George "The Gentle Giant" Floyd along with five other black men broke into the home of a [[mexican]] family in [[Texas|Houston, TX]]. Among the family members inside the home were a pregnant woman, her boyfriend, and their infant child. Floyd, taking control of the robbery, pointed his [[gun|handgun]] at the pregnant woman's stomach and demanded money for chicken and/or [[drugs]]. As none were to be found, George and his Merry Band of Nigger Raiders made off with some jewelry instead. Floyd was caught shortly after assaulting the woman and charged with "Endangering the life of an [[spic|anchorbaby]]" which is a felony in Texas.

In 2007, was sentenced to five years in [[prison]]. When he got out, he said "Yo Homes Smell Ya Later!" and moved to Minneapolis to start a blossoming new chapter in his life.

[[TLDR|In short]], before his rise to stardom he played basketball, did/sold drugs, fucked black bitches, spent time in prison, and committed violent crimes.

==Death of George Floyd==

On the evening of May 25th, 2020, Floyd was drunk driving in Minneapolis when he felt the pang of one of many addictions he was nursing at the time, in this case being [[smoking|nicotine]]. Floyd was, unfortunately [[poor|broke]] since his usual job of beating drunks, taking entry [[bribe]]s from underage bar patrons, and acting in porn had been restricted to the recent plague of [[coronavirus|Chink AIDS]].

Luckily for Floyd, he had utilized all the free time on his hands to learn how to use his $20 inkjet printer to copy himself a new source of income that even Warren Buffet would be envious of. After using said paper to acquire some [[tobacco|smooth fine-cut Virginia richness]] he treated himself to a [[cancer|victory cigarette]] in contented bliss as he had finally unraveled the secrets of fractional reserve banking. In his mind, he was good as long as he didn't copy his last $20 more than 10 times. The store owners didn't see it that way and confronted Floyd, their fingers stained green with printer ink from the DIY cash they'd been handed. Being a thug, Floyd told them to fuck off, so fuck off they did and called for the assistance of some of Minneapolis' finest.

According to the [[Jews|Newsmedia]], several [[white devil|white supremacist]] [[cop|doom marines]] led by officer Derek Michael Chauvin responded rapidly to the call. Their armored Dodge Charger plowed through numerous black children on the way to the scene. Upon approaching Floyd's vehicle they ordered him out. Floyd declined as he was busy nursing a puppy back to health. After the officers naturally shot the puppy, Floyd voluntarily began exiting the vehicle when he slipped on a banana peel and fell onto the cop's taser, which became lodged in his throat. Due to the fact he was high on [[heroin|fentanyl]], [[cocaine]] and infected with the [[Coronavirus|COVID-19]] strain that only affects simians, Floyd's life was in grave danger. The heroic militarized [[nazi|white supremacist]] cops then assisted Floyd over to the curb where Chauvin did his best to dislodge the taser by using his knee to squeeze it back through Floyd's throat hole.

[[File:George Floyd Drugs.jpg|thumb|right|early on in the fateful encounter]]

[[File:George floyd byc.gif|thumb|right|Proof that Floyd was killed by ninjas]]

While Chauvin was rendering critical life-saving aid to Floyd, Floyd began desperately crying "I can't breev!", prompting Chauvin to kneel even harder on Floyd's neck in an effort to save his life. Several racist onlookers attempted to interfere with the delicate operation which only distracted Dr. Chauvin, who needed to apply his full concentration at the time. Sadly, his efforts were in vain as Floyd [[die|expired]] due to cardiac complications brought on by a fentanyl overdose.

When George Floyd's spirit left his body, dark ominous clouds quickly formed over Minneapolis. Rain began to pour as Chauvin shook his fist to the sky screaming, "WHY, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE BOY SO SOON!?"

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===The Planet of the Apes===
[[File:Black Lives Matter Solidarity.png|right|thumb|Ironic]]
Footage of Chauvin's heroic efforts was posted all over social media. Unfortunately for Chauvin, the cell phone video distorted the context of his actions and he was falsely accused of deliberately killing Floyd. With large swathes of America being bored from lockdown and mostly unemployed, Niggers and SJWs took to the streets countrywide and proceeded to peacefully protest against the perceived brutality. Within the space of a couple of weeks, the protests spread across over a dozen cities and escalated from the "peaceful" action of blocking off streets to encompassing the "peaceful" destruction of property, the "peaceful" setting of fires, and the "peaceful" liberation of flat screens, sneakers, prescription medication and Nintendo Switches from the oppressive clutches of capitalism. [[Seattle#Chaz|They even created their own country "peacefully" resulting in several deaths and at least several dozen rapes]].
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===Saint Floyd's Funeral Procession===
[[File:floydfuneral.jpg|thumb|right|Paid for by Minnesota taxpayers like you]]
Floyd's family, being greedy niggers, never let an opportunity to rob whitey go to waste. [https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd Cashing in on white guilt, they started a gofundme for his funeral] with a goal of $1,500,000 and instead got 14 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS. Many questions of "why do you need $1,400,000 for a funeral?" and "how many cartons of Newports and buckets of KFC can you buy with 14 million dollars?" arose after the goal was met. In true niggerly fashion, his family bought Saint George a solid gold casket to be paraded through town by a voodoo [[nawlins]] brass band in celebration of their massive payday.

==The Crucifixion of Derek Chauvin==
Towards the end of April, the trial for Derek Chauvin will commence. Each day during his trial he will be stripped before a crowd so that all may see his guilty white skin. He will be marched up the hill to Golgotha, while [[Antifa]] centurion soldiers whip his back with a cat-o-nine-tails. The strength of his knees will diminish as he carries the white burden for all of humanity.

===The Trial===
[[File:Mount Rushmore George Floyd.jpg|thumb|right|Mount Floydmore]]
[[File:Punished Derek .jpg|thumb|right|Punished Chauvin]]

Armed with his trusty lawyer, Eric Nelson, Derek Chauvin began his fight against the state of Minnesota. Charged with the unspeakable crime of doing his job, Derek had a hard fight from the beginning. The judge refused to sequester the obviously partial jury, the witnesses all appealed to the jury's emotions and the state's witnesses were weak, Representative [[nigger|Maxine Waters]] then went on national television and instructed black Americans to riot if they did not convict Derek. Basically, he was fucked from the start.

After a month the trial came to a close, revealing that Fentanyl Floyd:
* had severe heart disease
* he had an enlarged heart
* he had 75% to 90% occlusion of his three major coronary arteries
* he had untreated severe hypertension
* he had a previously recorded BP of 216/160
* he had a tumor (extra-adrenal paraganglioma) associated with hypertension/heart attacks
* his lungs were 2-3x heavier than normal (pulmonary edema)
* he had [[COVID]]
* he was a smoker
* he was nodding off/passed out when police arrived at his SUV and had to be physically nudged to be awoken
* he was in the SUV with his personal drug dealer(s)
* he had a white substance in his mouth
* he was saying he couldn't breathe before restraint
* the knee on the back of the neck is a technique used by the MPD and nearly every other law enforcement agency in the world and it is used to prevent them thrashing about and harming others (and themselves) it is an extremely common method of restraining an individual's range of motion and view, it did not occlude both (or even one) of the carotid arteries or restrict the airway and it is well documented to be generally very safe.
* EMS was called early but arrived late
* the hobble was not used to avoid further delaying medical care
* the hostile crowd distracted the police and the EMS didn't want to give on-scene medical care because it was not secure for their safety
* he had an oxygen saturation of 98% at the hospital
* The autopsy revealed no abrasions, bruising, hematomas, or fractured bones in the shoulder/neck area
* he had a number of drugs in his system, including fentanyl (depressant) and methamphetamine (stimulant/vasoconstrictor)
* he had a fatal amount of fentanyl in his system
* he swallowed drugs during his 2019 arrest
* fentanyl/methamphetamine pills were found in the back of the squad car, containing Floyd's DNA
None of these facts were able to prove reasonable doubt of murder and Derek Chauvin was found guilty and is facing up to 40 years in prison where he will be [[raped]] by [[niggers]] every time he takes a shower. After Maxine Waters instructed [[niggers]] to burn and loot the country if they did not get what they wanted the judge refused to call a mistrial but said it would probably be grounds for an appeal, freeing Derek Chauvin who [[Dindu Nuffin]] in the first place.

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==Gallery==
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==See Also==
* [[Black Lives Matter]]
* [[Jordan Neely]]
* [[Nigger]]
* [[Homeless|Poor People]]
* [[Police brutality]]
* [[Trayvon Martin]]
* [[Wrong Location Nigger]]

==External Links==
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/police/post/57512/george-floyds-arrest-uncensored-footage-full?sort=bottom Full bodycam video.]
*[https://pastebin.com/iy4j6w8i/ First Seven Days of the Trial]
*[https://georgefloydtoysofficial.com/ Buy your own George Floyd sex doll here!]
*[http://lurkmore.to/%D0%94%D0%B6%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B4%D0%B6_%D0%A4%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B9%D0%B4 Article about George Floyd] on [[Russian Lurkmore]]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/u-s-riots-of-may-2020-over-george-floyd.70231/ Big thread on George Floyd and the riots and protests that followed] on [[Kiwi Farms]].
*[https://archive.org/details/FloydThemovie George Floyd: THE MOVIE]

===Reactions to the Chauvin Verdict:===
*[https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/04/kamala-harris-says-guilty-verdict-chauvin-trial-will-not-heal-pain-existed-generations-due-systemic-racism-video/ kameltoe harry: chauvin verdict isn't enough!]
*[https://gab.com/kittylists/posts/106100081989754258 occasional-cortex: this is not justice!]
*[https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/20/barack-michelle-obama-call-true-justice-derek-chauvin-verdict/ barry and micheal: this isn't true justice!]
*[https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2021/04/20/hot-takes-msnbc-contributor-unhappy-with-chauvin-verdict-says-this-isnt-the-system-working-n365465 some random journo: like im sooo like still angry and stuff! like oh em gee!]
*[https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1384626733991620610 pelosi: let us now pray. in the name of the fentanyl, the floyd and the holy george.]

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Gleb Korablev

2025-02-07T13:55:55Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Some stuff.

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{{quote|Nya, poka!|Gleb Korablev, shortly before becoming [[an hero]]}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablev'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 13, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 17, 2019 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Russian]]  [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Moscow, [[Russia]]}}
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'''Gleb Vyacheslavovich Korablyov''' (often spelled Korablev) (September 13, 2001 (2 days after [[9/11]]) - October 17, 2019; aged 18) was a [[Ruskie]] [[Loser|failure at life]] and drama student that decided to become [[an hero]] on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]) by shooting himself in the head with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun. After a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled '''1444''', the video cemented its place on teh [[internets]] as the Ruskie version of [[Ronnie McNutt]].
=Live Stream=
We don't know why he chose a [[true|shitty page like]] [[VK]] for his suicide, a page full of [[Furfag|Furries]] and [[Weeboos]] (possibly Gleb was one), We don't even have the full broadcast, but we do know how it starts from testimonies of VK users, according to testimonies Gleb was in some gay chat on VK until he tells his friend Nikita what he would do, a broadcast.

The broadcast would start with Gleb having the gun in his lap, then he would try to stabilize it on the table [[fail|failing several times]] due to notifications, then he would sit on the couch and do strange things with the gun, at which point his friend Nikita calls him, making him get up from the couch to end the call, then the fragment we have begins. (Take all this with a grain of salt, this information is pure random chatter.)('''¡Remember to [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ARCHIVE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|ARCHIVE]] everything damn it!''')
===The Video===
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Translation: "Nikita, if you tell my parents too soon, i will dig you from your grave. I know you have their numbers. Anyway, how did the saying go...? Oh, right. Nya, Bye!"

=Life befero hero=
Before becoming the [[An hero|hero]] we know today, he was originally a student at the Moscow Lyoseum or whatever. He was in drama classes and did a few plays here and there. Nothing special.
==Motive a suicide==
The reason why he committed suicide isn't really known. Some say he got his heart broken, others say it's because of his heart disease and he didn't wanna die that way.
=Viral=
[[File:Glebtumba.mp4|thumb|Rest in peace]]
A day after Gleb took his own life, a [[pretty cool guy]] I would upload it to yt with the title '''1444''' to avoid yt taking it down quickly, but then a bunch of kids created a [[creepypasta]] that if you don't say the day you [[Forced Meme|watched the video something bad will happen to you.]]

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=See Also=
*[[Budd Dwyer]] - The OG live an hero.
*[[Shuaiby]] - The [[sandnigger]] predecessor.
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - The [[Americunt]] successor.

=External Links=
*[https://vk.com/kgb2001 VK profile]
**[https://vk.com/video-180546222_456239832 Original livestream link]
**[https://pastebin.com/gBvSbk1N Gleb's friends]
*{{Reddit|kgb2001|kgb2001}}

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File:Glebduringaplay.jpeg

2025-02-07T13:54:35Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his self-pwnage

== Summary ==
Gleb doing a play, 5 months before his self-pwnage

File:Glebkorablevstreamthumbnail.png

2025-02-07T13:52:53Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: The thumbnail for gleb's suicide stream

== Summary ==
The thumbnail for gleb's suicide stream

An hero

2025-02-06T19:31:52Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: added example to notable instances (gleb korablev)

'' ''Not to be confused with [[Suicide]]''.''
See also: [[Mitchell Henderson]]. He was an inspiration.
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There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against an wall. Maybe somebody [[Mitchell Henderson|stole his iPod]]. Maybe he just [[Chris Benoit|killed his wife and kids]]. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a [[you|Fucktard]]. Maybe you can't live with the fact that you're a [[David Carradine|washed-up actor who's addicted to sex with Thai ladyboys]]. Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the [[butthurt|music]], or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of [[final solution]]s and place a check in the [[suicide]] [[boxxy|box]], because [[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL|tonight, you dine in hell]].
Simply [[suicide|pwning oneself]] [[IRL]] is no cause to become '''"''An Hero''"'''. Without exceptions, '''"''An Heroes''"''' are made, not born. You cannot fucking be An Hero, get over it!! When [[everyone|otherwise normal and rational people]] fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when '''"''An Hero''"''' is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a [[shit]] about Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be '''"''An Hero''"'''. Don't let us stop you from trying, though. Having said that, becoming an hero is [[shit]] because you won't get to see the results of your [[suicide|successful endeavors]] (assuming Hell doesn't have a live broadcast of your funeral, you absolute pancake). However, if you do a [[school shooting]] and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric [[chair]]. There is no half/almost/soon An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, but in your case, please do.

The phrase "An Hero" dates back to [[2006]], in reference to the prototypical An Hero, [[Mitchell Henderson]], who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a [[A and an|grammatical error]] made by many of his [[MySpace]] [[hugbox|friends]], and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to [[Darwin Awards|remove themselves from the gene pool]]. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including '''{{archive|hSfRj|3 year olds}}'''.

== You and Your Potential An Hero ==
[[Image:Candyjunkie 2008-11-22 daily news.jpg|thumb|When you become an hero, you make front pages!1]]
[[Image:Budd Dwyer NES.jpg|thumb|Inspiring an heroes since 1987.]]
[[You]] hate life. [[No one likes you|You have no friends]]. Your dad is an [[alcoholic]]. [[Your mom]] is a [[slut]]. School sucks. You get molested after class. You couldn't get a Wii two years ago or today. You lost your iPod, which, by the way, had shitty music on it. You're [[gay]]. You get bullied. No one loves you. Everyone hates you. You just lost [[the game]]. You've been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now, but are not sure. Will anyone care? Have you given the [[military]] a try? Will anyone remember you? No, because you're unimportant and no one would miss you if they even knew who you were. Now you have to get set on changing that.

===Why you are NOT An Hero===
[[Image:Morrison.jpg|thumb|right|I'm dying Squirtle]]
*You have lost your Zune.
*You have friends who can spell.
*[[Jolene JRyda|The only people who fell for your faked suicide were juggalos.]]
*You did not kill yourself.
*You are still alive.
*Your eulogy is not posted on <del>[[MySpace]]</del> [[Facebook]]
*You are not Heath Ledger.
*You are not a [[16 year old girl]]
*You haven't finished drafting your suicide note.
*You are not Hammy Havoc.
*You are a Jew.
*You are a [[ginger]].

===Why you ARE An Hero===
[[Image:Kurtcobain.jpg|thumb|right|The worst an hero. Can't you please fucking die a second time?]]
[[Image:Shottieluv.jpg|thumb|right|Thank me later ED]]
*You lost your [[iPod]].
*You [https://appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/21/worker_commits_suicide_after_iphone_prototype_goes_missing_reports.html lost] your [[iPhone]] 4G Prototype.
*You have lost the game.
*[[No one likes you]].
*[[An Wiiro|Your dad would not let you play Wii]].
*The world shall not [[ignore]] your pain any longer..
*You got a ticket for a ride on a [[Heaven's Gate|spaceship behind a comet.]]
*Your girlfriend dumped you.
*Your parents won't let you go see [[My Chemical Romance]].
*[[Rudolph Zurick|Your prison lover left you]].
*You are in an "internet suicide room."
*You got rejected from [[MIT]] or [[Harvard]].
*The [[Codey Porter|sand ninjas]] from ''Naruto'' made you kill yourself in a small sandbox.
*[[L._Ron_Hubbard|You]] overdosed on drugs when trying to create more stories for your [[Scientology|cult]] to believe.
*You get butthurt from people calling you a [[newfag]], when in reality...[[Fail|you are]].
*[[Self injury]] just wasn't enough.
*[[Twilight|Edward Cullen]] won't respond to your emails.
*You're [[Welfare|unemployed]].
*[[Megan Meier|You are in love with Josh Evans]].
*You think the internet is [[real]] life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your [[YouTube]] video is shit.
*You own a [[MacBook Air]].
*You're a "victim" of sexting.
*[[Your mom]] cancelled your [[World of Warcraft]] account.
*You are distraught that [[Michael Jackson]] died before he had a chance to molest you.
*You haven't had a girlfriend since [[1984]], and haven't gotten laid since [[George Sodini|1990]].
*You enjoy [[Dustin Michaels|choking on both cocks and weed]].
*You are [[Wikipedia:Jeremy Michael Boorda|Admiral Boorda]] and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.
*You are into [[Autoerotic asphyxiation]] and your [[orgasm]] lasted longer than you thought.
*You got falsely banned on a random wiki.
*[[Ricardo Lopez|You simp for Björk]]

===Famous Implements Used to Become An Hero===
[[Image:Wannabeanhero.jpg|thumb|right|No beating around the bush here.]]
[[File:Kill yourself desu.png|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that anime contains subliminal messages that influence people to become an heroes]]
*[[Guns]]
*[[cutting|Razor blades]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson|A lost Ipod]]
*[[Mr. Hands|Sex with a horse]]
*[[Chris Benoit|Strangulation]]
*[[Criss Angel|Being a witch]]
*<s>[[Kool-aid]]</s> Actually [[fact|it was Grape Flavor-Aid]], Hollywood made it Kool-Aid.
*[[Kurt Cobain|Shotgun Mouthwash]]
*[[Lil_Peep|Drugs]]
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|Bricks and knives]]
*[[Robert Hawkins|Shooting up malls claiming you'll be famous]]
*[[Jesus|Pissing off the Jews and Romans, then carrying a crucifix up a hill so you can get nailed to it]]
*[[JEWS DID WTC|An American Aeroplane]]
*A circular saw
*[[Amanda Todd|Bleach]]
*Listening to the [[Anti-Lulz|<strike>Jonas</strike> Faggot]] Brothers
*Listening to Miley Cyrus
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club|Rope]]

==Types Of An Heroes==
===The Main Ones (Male And Female)===
==== "An Hero" ====
[[Image:Nigga_an_hero.PNG|thumb|right|Nigga drank bleach]]
[[Image:Nextanhero.jpg|thumb|left|An Hero coming soon?!]]
[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|left|An heroes to us all!]]
[[Image:YahooAnHero.jpg|thumb|left|[[unfunny|Become an hero!]]]]

{{quote|I'm not a boy, I'm just an hero, I'm not a man, I'm an hero.|[[gay|Gerard Way]] of [[My Chemical Romance|My Chemical Bromance]]}}

In spite of the obvious similarities, "an Hero" should not be confused with "[[Nigra|a Negro]]" or "[[Necrophilia|a Necro]]".

It is also an obscure [[fact]] that the song "And the Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year was originally titled "An Hero Will Drown Himself".

[[File:Thic_quang_duc.jpg|thumb|Greatest an hero of all time.]]

It is a little known fact that the plural of an hero is "one's heroes," its grammar based in [[British]] [[English]]. This will remain a little known fact, [[Noone cares|as nobody gives a fuck]].

=====Japanese East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere An Hero=====

Yukio Mishima, Japan's leading Cocksman, achieved the highest score playing seppuku on his [[Nintendo]] Color TV Game. For his achievements, The Japanese Self Defense Forces gave him a high-five and a pat on the back for good measure, but secretly they laughed at him behind his back. Mishima saw a printed [[AIM]] CONVO of their giggling and was transformed into a mighty Showa [[Emo]]fag. He knew that something had to be done immediately, so he went inside and had one of his pretty young men behead him after he disemboweled himself.

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==== "[[An Heroine]]" ====
[[Image:Sexy an heroine.jpg|thumb|The fakest an [[Whore|heroine]] that ever was.]]
For most men, before they become "An Hero", they kill themselves in order to deliver a final "Fuck You" to the world. Male suicide is [[over 9000]] times more prevalent than female suicide, simply because a man has [[at least 100]] times as much testosterone as your average woman, and is usually possessed of a certain degree of mechanical aptitude, which women never are.

Women commit suicide for one of only two reasons. In the lesser case, they've lost someone they love and can't imagine [[dying alone]]. They decide to do Mother Nature and humanity a solid by also removing themselves from the gene pool.

In all other cases, the woman attempts [[suicide]] and fucks up, resulting in her accidental death. Women are impelled to feign suicide whenever they are beset by despair. [[Attention whore|These women]] believe that people around them will support and comfort them, even if the only person from whom they're in danger is themselves. This is colloquially known as a "cry for help". They tend to use "sleeping pills" in their attempt and often need to try again. Maybe if they self-headshotted like a real man, they'd be successful.

''See also:'' [[Unrealistic Expectations]] and [[Celebrity|Hollywood Martyr]]. The only female an heroes worth mentioning are [[Megan Meier]], whose suicide produced epic [[BAWWW]] all over the internets, and [[Christine Chubbuck]], a '70s news anchor who shot herself during a live newscast moments after [[did it for the lulz|making a joke]] that she was doing so in accordance with network policy to bring the viewers more "blood and guts".

=====[[JEWS DID WTC|Emos did Hannah Bond]]=====

Those who comprise the 'emo scene', specifically [[My Chemical Romance]], were criticized by the coroner at the inquest into the death (by hanging) of a girl from Maidstone, Kent in the [[United Kingdom]] named [[Hannah Bond]].

Fuck her.

===An Villain===
[[File:NaomiMisoraAnHero.png|thumb|With the help of a [[Death Note|magic notebook]], this woman became an hero. The an villain who had the same notebook made this happen.]]
Sometimes an heroes need a gentle nudge in the right direction, this is why "an villains" exist. By committing some serious [[IRL]] trolling, you too can drive that wannabe an hero to achieve his/her full potential. Good examples of an villains include [[Gary Oak]] (the Ash you see nowadays is a different one), [[Jesus]] and Bowser. Be warned that even though being an villain is a kind and noble act, many do not see it this way. Many will try to hurt, kill, rape or even troll you (it's like the goatse man getting goatsed). Be sure to always pack some heat and carry a razor blade; an villains can turn into an heroes too.

===An Sidekick===
Sometimes a person's motivation for becoming an hero is the very thing that prevents them from doing so; due to [[AIDS|sickness]], [[Christopher Reeve|paralysis]], [[Josef Fritzl|incarceration]] or even mental retardation. In this case they may need to recruit an sidekick to [[Murder|assist]] them in their [[Suicide|endeavour]], usually a close friend, family member, or helpful doctor.

===SecondhANd HERO===
[[Copypasta]] from [[TOW]]:

[[wikipedia:Anna_Svidersky|Anna Esther Svidersky]] (April 26, 1988 – April 20, 2006) was a [[16-year-old girl|teenager]] who lived in the U.S. city of Vancouver, Washington, and was murdered while working in a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, by schizophrenic sex offender David Barton Sullivan. News of her [[death]] quickly spread worldwide, initially through the [[Internet]] friends site [[MySpace]], where she had a personal page, and then through other [[ED|similar sites]].

===An Hero Deluxe===

These are just like the inferior version, with one exciting difference: they kill everyone they encounter, and then use their last bullet to clean the slate.

====Instructions====

#Having made all other preparations common to regular procedure, proceed to your nearest arms dealer, the more illegal the better.
#Buy whatever you can lay your hands on (bonus points for automatics and/or [[shotgun]]s).
#Find an occupied area (bonus points for schools and hospitals; score is doubled if you hate anyone usually found there).
#Kill em' all, baby.
#Remember: that last shot is for you.

====Notable Instances:====
{{Incompletehero}}
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Munich Massacre|Ali David Sonboly]]
*[[Brandon Scott Hole]]
*[[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II|Bryce Williams]]
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
*[[Columbine|Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[Éric Borel]]
*[[Campinas Cathedral Shooting|Euler Fernando Grandolpho]
*[[Zug Massacre|Friedrich Leibacher]]
*[[Luby's massacre|George Hennard]]
*[[George Sodini]]
*[[Gian Luigi Ferri]]
*[[Gleb Korablev]]
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
*[[Jake Davison]]
*[[Jaylen Fryberg]]
*[[Jeff Weise]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]]
*[[Marc Lepine]]
*[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]
*[[Michael Kenneth McLendon]]
*[[Michael Ryan]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Nasim Aghdam]]
*[[Nathan Gale]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Philipp Fusz]]
*[[Randy Robert Stair]]
*[[Rina Palenkova]]
*[[Robert Card]]
*[[Robert Hawkins]]
*[[Robert Steinhäuser]]
*[[Ronnie McNutt]]
*[[Santino William Legan]]
*[[Sayfullo Saipov]]
*[[Sebastian Bosse]]
*[[Shuaiby|Shuaiby Aslam]]
*[[Stephen Kazmierczak]]
*[[Stephen Paddock]]
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tobias Rathjen]]
*[[Verne Troyer]]
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]
*[[William Atchison]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]

=== IRL usage of ''an Hero'' prior to the 20th century [[faggotry|fagification]] of the [[Engrish]] language ===
While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical error by modern [[Noam Chomsky|linguists]], [[tl;dr|usage of the quantifier ''an'' before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern ''CV'' that began with an ''h'' in the onset was common usage before the <s>17th</s>20th century]]. {{tinyquote|But thou complying with thy princely wrath, hast shamed an Hero whom themselves the Gods delight to honor|Cowper's translation of Homer, circa 1790. Clearly, this implies that Mitchell Henderson is a time traveler from the 16th century who killed himself over a perceived decline in the English language.}}

As h is often unspoken in certain British dialects, the "an" of "an hero" could be phonetically appropriate when speaking cockney:
{{tinyquote|'E's an 'ero for savin' me mum!}}

'''''A Dictionary of the English Language''''' (1824), defines the word ''heroical'' as something befitting [https://books.google.com/books?id=lqsRAAAAIAAJ&pg=PA348&dq=%22an+hero%22#v=onepage&q=%22an%20hero%22&f=false an hero].

'''''The Gentleman's Magazine''''' (1787) [https://books.google.com/books?id=ykwDAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA209&dq=%22an+hero%22#v=onepage&q=%22an%20hero%22&f=false uses] an hero like a pro, and also includes many references to [[penis|Johnson]].

==Honoring An Heroes==
===An hero Day===
[[Image:Mickey-suicide.jpg|thumb|right|an hero day]]
*On '''April 20, 571''' AD, Mohammed was born. For centuries to come, countless [[Islam|Muslims]] would honor their prophet by becoming an heroes.
*On April 20th, [[At least 100 years ago|1889]], [[Adolf Hitler]] was born. After causing [[Holocaust|lulz]], he became an hero.
*On April 20th, [[World War II|1945]] - [[military|The US Military]] captured Leipzig, Germany. Leipzig's mayor killed himself, becoming an hero, but not before he killed his wife and child for the lulz, making him pretty awesome; otherwise nobody would give a shit about him.
*On April 20th, 1998, A German-Iranian kid was born with the name of [[Ali Sonboly]]. In 2016, he would cause his own lulzfest in Munich.
*On April 20th, 1999, [[Columbine|two heroes]] named Eric and Dylan decided to shoot up their school for the lulz. After killing 13 people, they became an heroes.
*On April 20th, [[2006]], [[Mitchell Henderson]] was having a bad day, and he couldn't find his [[iPod]]. He finally couldn't take it anymore, and so he became an hero.
*On April 20th, [[2007]], [[wikipedia:Johnson_Space_Center_Shooting|a man raided mission control]] in [[Houston]] and shot a hostage before shooting himself. Houston, we have an hero.
*On April 20th, 2007, [[Ben Vodden]] hanged himself because his bus driver called him a wank.
*On April 20th, [[2010]], an [[oil]] rig off the Gulf Coast called [[Deepwater Horizon]] was blown up by [[Islam|Muslims]]. Stoners all over the world didn't notice.
*An hero day is also '''[[Weed|4/20]]''', count on many stoners tripping balls as you end yourself

===[[Asperger's Syndrome|Songs]]===

==== Hero Anthem ====
[[Image:Lemmingsbecominganheroes.jpg|thumb|right|[[The An Heroes of Bridgend|Teenagers in a small town in south Wales becoming an heroes]] [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bridgend-deaths-police-warn-of-bebo-internet-suicide-cult-774532.html simultaneously].]]

:''Where have all the good parents gone?''
:''And where is my iPod?''
:''Where's the street-wise bullies?''
:''To assault me after school?''
:''Isn't there a teacher in a fiery tie?''
:''Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I'll be''

:'''''(Chorus)'''''
:''I'll be An Hero''
:''I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night''
:''I just killed two cops''
:''And I'm gonna be dead''
:''And I'm gonna be fresh from the morgue''

:''I'll be An Hero''
:''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
:''I had a bad day''
:''And I was called gay''
:''And now I'm gonna be larger than life''

:''I’ll be An Hero''

:''Somewhere after midnight''
:''In my depressing LiveJournals''
:''Somewhere, just beyond my reach''
:''There's a noose in reach of me''

:''Racing to the bathtub''
:''And cutting both my wrists''
:''It's gonna take a headshot to sweep me off my feet, yeah''

:'''''(Repeat Chorus)'''''

:''Down where the grave meet the Hells below''
:''Out where the trolls splits MySpace''
:''I swear everyone says [[DO IT FAGGOT]] to me''
:''Through the wind and the chill and the rain''
:''As I drink all the bleach''
:''I can feel its approach like a fire in my throat''

:'''''(Repeat Chorus)'''''
:''I’ll be An Hero''
:''I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night''
:''I just killed two cops''
:''And I’m gonna be dead''
:''And I’m gonna be fresh from the morgue''

:''I’ll be An Hero''
:''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
:''I had a bad day''
:''And I was called gay''
:''And now I’m gonna be larger than life''

:''Now I’m An Hero.''

==== An Heroes Song ====

[[Image:Scorpio.png|thumb|right|Scorpios were born to An Hero.]]
(To the tune of "Heroes" by David Bowie.)

''I-I wish I could find''

''Find my iPod-Nano 16 gig''

''Though nothing-nothing will keep us together''

''I can't find it-I've lost it forever''

''Oh I'll be an hero-on 'An Hero Day'''

''We-we've been playing''

''Playing-playing some 'Doom'''

''And Manson he told us to slay''

''Oh let's be an heroes-on 'An Hero Day'''

''We can PWN them-on 'An Hero Day'''

''I-I went on Bebo''

''I saw-BSC''

''And in Wales-and found me a tree''

''Tied my rope-put my neck through the hoop''

''But before-told 'The Sun' bout me''

''I stood on the stool-kicked it from beneath me''

''Oh I'll be an hero-cos Bridgend is shit''

''Let's be an heroes (3X)''

''On 'An Hero Day'''

''Let's be an heroes''

''We're dying, and dying by ourselves''

''We need attention, oh put me on 4chan''

''But we could be famous, til the meme dies''

''Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh, oh, oh, ohhh, on 'An Hero Day'''

''Oh, on 'An Hero Day'''

==== NotAnotherAnthem ====

''I promised him I wouldn't be reckless. I promised him I'd be okay...I love him....tell him I love him. And tell him to not be so upset about me...I don't want him to dwell on what could have been. I don't want to ruin his life.''

====The [[fact|Official]] An Hero Song====
 
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==The "An Hero" Paradox==
[[Image:Wlkyanhero.jpg|thumb|right|Even the liberal [[media]] wants you to become an hero.]]

Scientists have theorized about what is known as the "An Hero" paradox. In order for such a paradox to take place, two people with [[iPod]]s must steal each other's [[iPod]]. The obligation to become an hero would conflict with the gain of an [[iPod]], most likely producing the same results as [[Divide by zero|dividing by zero]].

Scientists resolved the problem by confirming that anyone who owns an [[iPod]] should become an hero immediately due to the intense [[fail]] of [[iPod]]s. The only problem with this is that only [[emo]] [[faggots]] use [[iPod]]s. And [[you]] should know that emos never kill themselves (sadly).

==Videos==
===Video tutorials on how and how not to an hero===
 
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=== GLORIOUS NUCLEAR SUICIDE ===
 
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==Gallery Of An Heroism==
{{Incompletehero}}
{{cg|Gallery|anherogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|[[Mitchell Henderson]]
Image:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|[[Budd Dwyer]]
Image:Robin-williams-suicide.png|[[Robin Williams|Even millionaires seek attention sometimes]].
Image:Jailsuicide.gif
Image:Anhero3.gif|[[Ricardo Lopez|A tribute to]] [[Tranny|Bjork]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SamHengel.jpg|[[Sam Hengel|Good example of Troll's Remorse]].
File:ItsBetterThisWay.gif
Image:an_other_slowly_hero.jpeg
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| [[Animu]] [[An Hero]]
File:Hero.gif
Image:Derren Brown Russian Roulette gLk7AR.jpg | Brit fag in the middle of An Heroing
Image:Emile_Henry_1872-1894.jpg|Vintage 19th Century French An Hero.
Image:HaroMerge.jpg
Image:Anherologs.png|[[Bureaucratic fuck]]s on an hero.
Image:an_hero_emo_Hardcore.gif|Typical an hero wallpaper.
Image:DawnOfTheBlackHearts.jpg|[[Black Metal|Per "Dead" Ohlin of Mayhem]].
Image:Anherodiver.PNG|Yahoo!
Image:An_heroes_1.png
Image:Annhiro.jpg|The fuck you carr me for??
Image:Jakeroberts.jpg|[[An Wiiro]]
Image:anheromotivational.jpg
Image:LocalAnHeroes.jpg|<center>Support your local an hero! (They won't die if you don't give them a reason.)</center>
Image:Anheroic.jpg|calling helen of troy 'an heroic voice' is pretty fucking lulzy, in general
Image:Jennygrant.jpg|Sometimes [[Jenny Grant|whores]] an hero too.
Image:Angyrohero-1-.jpg
Image:Prinz.jpg
Image:BandDBurgers.JPG|Eating a 4 pound hamburger and a pound of fries doesn't make one an hero, but since the creator used quotation marks, we forgive him.
Image:SuicideGuidline.jpg|Proper guideline for arranging an hero entertainment.
Image:Stupid nigger.gif|black person have difficulty becoming an hero.
File:An bundy.jpg|Bundy approved
File:Becumanhurro.jpg|Do what the big man says.
Image:Anheronerd.jpg
File:Baby an hero.jpg|It's never too early to start.
File:4chan pilleating cracker.jpg|OP pulls off a [[ripper]]/[[CandyJunkie]]
File:OP is dead.jpg|I accidently the entire bottle,is this bad?
File:IMHOMERSIMP.png|[[The Simpsons|Well, I don't need safety gloves, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP-]]
File:Kaboom.gif
File:An_hero.jpg
File:An_hero2.jpg
File:An_hero_is_born.jpg
File:An_hero_is_kaeliah.gif
File:An_hero_vs_an_aspie.png
File:An_heronie.jpg
File:Swayzak2.jpg|Swayzak, a rare case when the an hero is obscure CGI.
File:Kermit-falling.gif|Even [[Muppets|Kermit The Frog]] can become an hero!

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==See Also==
*[[A and an]]
*[[An Halo]]
*[[An hero day]]
*[[Bullying]]
*[[Coffin]]
*[[Final solution]]
*[[Golden iPod]]
*[[Robert Seman]]
*[[League of an Heroes]]
*[[Lil Peep]]
*[[Kate Spade]]
*[[Mia Janin]]
*[[Mitchell Heisman]]
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]
*[[Ricky Rodriguez]]
*[[Stiletto Null]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Suicidal Failure]]
*[[The An Heroes of Bridgend]]
*[[The Choking Game]]
*[[Tiziana_Cantone|Tiziana Cantone]]
*[[Rorochan]]
*[[My Hero Academia]]
*[[Swayzak]]

Or you could just look at the template down below.

'''The Happening'''

In this movie, an unknown source releases a chemical that causes entire populations of people to kill themselves and become an heroes. As a matter of fact, the only people in the movie who do not become an heroes are the main characters, as if this wasn't a drawn-out horror movie [[meme|cliché]]. As the movie does not explain much about it's own plot in the end and watching it is a huge waste of time for anybody.

Actually, the 'unknown source' was a bunch of [[LOL WUT|fucking plants]]. Angry, vengeful plants. Never before in a movie have there been so many stock shots of wind blowing ominously through foliage, and never before have so many enviro-Nazis simultaneously wet themselves.

==External Links==
*{{wayback|http://stupidteencrimes.com/|20100426021745|title=Stupid Teen Crimes}}
*'''{{archive|gPAQC|TAIWO AKINKUNMI - AN HERO WITHOUT HONOR}}'''
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7234115.stm Bridgend], where Heroes go to copy the [[Internets]]. 
*[[wikipedia:Frustration|The cause of an heroism on TOW]]
*'''{{archive|1PWKb|A list of An Heros and Attempted Heros}}'''
*'''{{archive|2YgDf|LHC an hero!}}'''
*{{wayback|http://mitchellanhenderson.ytmnd.com/|20100210092714}}
*[http://www.depressed.net/suicide/]
*[https://au.news.yahoo.com/worker-commits-suicide-over-misplaced-iphone-5743721.html Worker commits suicide over misplaced iPhone]
*'''{{archive|Bu67O|Man commits suicide after losing free buffet for life at casino.}}'''
*'''{{archive|B29ln|Some redneck kills wife, four others and self over EGGS.}}'''
*[https://darwinawards.com/ Big collection of heroes who did it for the lulz.]
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2024

2025-02-06T18:45:50Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: added something for the 25th of december.

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'''2024''' was the most turbulent year for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] since [[Ass Napkins|The Great Ass Wipe of 2020]]. After .online got [[BTFO]] in May, [[SysOp]] [[MarioMario456]] went AWOL and created the .top (later [[Fail|.win]]) splinter site while ED loyalists migrated to edramatica.com, thus starting yet ANOTHER [[ED civil war]]. Meanwhile, the [[anti-lulz]] [[ZOG|authorities]] attempted to [[Taking Down ED|shut down]] both sites, resulting in numerous {{Hover|domain changes|.gay & .wtf}} and the eventual victory of EDramatica.

Also, [[ED20|Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 20]] this year, but nobody cared.

If you need a recap of the last year, [[2023|click here]].

==January==

*1st
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].

*2nd
**A plane burns down in a crash with a military plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[communist]] and opposition leader [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.

*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.

*4th
**Another [[transgender]] shooter, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]], shoots up an [[Iowa]] school.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.

*9th - [[Game Theory|MatPat]] announces his retirement. Thank God.

*12th
**[[Fact|All for a good chef]], [[Wikipedia:Cooking with Lynja|Cooking With Lynja]] dies of [[sick fuck]] throat cancer.
**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]

*15th
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.

*17th - Some [[tranny]] [[Hbomberguy]] rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with [[Black Lives Matter]] advocate [[Chuggaaconroy]] over feet pics with the latter being accused as [[freak|a creep]].

*20th - [[Inanimate Insanity]] Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just [[shit no one cares about]].

*21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.

*29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would [[an hero]] his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every [[Godzilla]] film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

==February==
*1st - [[Black History Month]] begins. Prepare to see a [[nigger]]fest.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[High Score/Loserinfo#Bahram Jeshanpur|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 others, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.

==March==
*1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of [[Dragon Ball Z]] has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
*2nd - [[Backyardigans]] creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
*12th
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*22nd - [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551]]. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
*30th - Controversy goes on [[Twatter]] about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

==April==
*1st
** [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Awareness]] begins. Fuck those people.
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*10th - [[OJ Simpson]] left this [[Life|Mortal Coil]]. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson.

==May==
*3rd - [[Taking Down ED|ED DOWNS!]]
*13th - OMFG! [[GameStop Short Squeeze|GameStop Squeeze Again!]]
*19th
** Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING [[Minecraft|MINECRAFT]] 1.0 WITH [[Java|JAVA]] INSTALLER! [[Hahaha no|But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.]]
** Ebrahim Raisi (President of [[Iran]]) was died in plane accident.
*23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
*24th
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts. Search up "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information.

==June==
* 1st
** [[Homosexuality|Fagfest]] starts once again.
** [[T-Series]] got BTFO by [[Mr Beast]]! No longer the most-subscribed channel on [[JewTube]]!

* 2nd - [[Shit nobody cares about|2024 Mexican elections]], [[Wimmins|'''Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo''']] is elected as [[Fail|the first female president]].
* 9th - What a nice day and [[ED]] DOWN AGAIN!
* 12th - Warner Bros. Discovery announces that [[Regular Show]] [[Awesome|will be returning with a brand new series and 44 new episodes]].
* 17th - [[ED]] returns under the .gay domain name.
* 20th - [[Masteroogwgay]] gets banned from [[YouTube]].
* 23th - [[Terrorists|Five peaceful religious muslims]] strike at [[Russia]], AGAIN, but this time in [[Sand niggers|Dagestan]], permabanning 22 people (which [[Adolf Hitler|included jews]] and [[christians]]) and injured 45 others, before being [[Grand Theft Auto|wasted]] by [[Cops|teh pigs]].
* 21st - <s>Cody Connors disguises [[Dr DisRespect|Dr. DisRespect]]<nowiki></nowiki>'s ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.</s>
*25th
** [[Dr DisRespect]] outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
** [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*29th - [[Xiaro]], a [[spic]] youtuber from Costa Rica, is doxxed for being a [[Pedobear|Pedophile]]. Average day on a Jewtuber's life, folks.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).

==July==
*7th - [[Crunchyroll]] gets exposed for using [[AI]] to subtitle their [[animu]]s.
*8th - People start taking note of the [[TikTok]] AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
*12th - [[Boogie2988]] strikes again! This time, he pretended to have [[cancer]] and scammed more people.
*13th
**[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|almost gets assassinated]]. If he had died, [[Joe Biden]] would've won.
**Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for [[CP]].
*16th - [[Microsoft]] lays off an entire DEI team. [[GamerGate]] is saved!
*19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of [[Windows]] computers, causing outages all over the world.
*21st - [[Joe Biden]] makes a [[tl;dr]] {{twitter|JoeBiden/status/1815080881981190320|announcement}}. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
*23rd - [[Mr Beast]] finally kicks out [[Tranny|Ava Kris Tyson]]. (You guessed it, [[pedophilia]] again!)
*31st - [[Hamas]] leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in [[Iran]].

==August==
*8th - [[Ukraine]] invades [[Russia]] again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
*9th - [[Susan Wojcicki]] dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
*12th - [[Soyjak.party]] gets temporarily suspended by [[Namecheap]].
*16th
**[[Valve]] decides to end [[TF2]]'s wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
**Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
**[[Shit nobody cares about|Some retard]] decided to fuck up [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by creating yet another shitty attack article called "[[Icewillow9]]", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
*18th
**EWU releases {{ytlink|f1agQE9Hr08|bodycam footage}} of [[Chris-chan]], revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
**A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
*20th
**Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
**[[FurAffinity]] gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to [[Kiwi Farms]].
*21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
*22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
*23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in [[vidya]] history, ''[[Concord]]'', releases.
*26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets [[v&]] in [[France]].
*28th - [[Jewgle]] and [[Tel Aviv]] University release an AI that simulates [[Doom]].
*30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

==September==
*1st - [[Twitter]] gets banned in [[Brazil]].
*3rd - [[And nothing of value was lost|Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.]]
*4th
**14-year-old [[Colt Gray]] shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and [[Fail|only manages to kill 4 people]].
**Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the [[Minecraft]] movie.
*7th
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]] goes for the [[high score]] by picking up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|leading to a manhunt]].
*9th
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
*11th - [[Joe Biden|Today, I'm doing 9/11]].
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*15th
** Synnibear03 is outed as a fucking [[Sick fuck|pedophile]] for sexting 14 year old and stepping away from all of social medias
** [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after [[Ryan Routh|another would-be assassin]] brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[V&|arrested]].
*17th
** [[Israel]] hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from [[Lebanon]] to make them explosive.
** A [[Portugal|portu geese]] [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12-year-old boy]] goes to the [[High score]], using a knife and a ballistic vest, wounding 6 NPCs before being V&.
** In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill [[Epic win|80]] people.
*18th
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]], the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
*20th - Ibrahim Aqil gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
*21st - Smash Bandicoot ([[Powerword]]: Mohamed Hesham) [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U1-mDh7X27QG8uHyXFXeyVmSUObHOCxrUvjWZLNuFVs/edit gets doxed by his toilet].
*22nd - [[YouTube]] announces "The Paused Experience" where fucking ads will play when the video you are watching is paused making more [[PROFIT]] cause they obviously need more money for their shit ass business.
*27th
**Hassan Nasrallah gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
**Godot's community manager goes rogue and decides to block everyone who isn't woke enough.
*28th
**YouTube has a licensing issue with SESAC, resulting in massive butthurt and thousands of overrated shitty music videos getting blocked.
**Iran launches missiles at Israel. [[Twatter]] users applaud and are glad the [[Jews]] are getting their karma.

==October==
*1st
** [[Nintendo]] shuts down Ryujinx. No more [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] emulators.
** Switzerland: A [[china|chink]] wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
*4th
**[[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
**The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by [[Cloudflare]], and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
*7th - 1-year anniversary of the [[Gaza War]]. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
*8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
*9th
**[[Scooby-Doo#Velma|Velma (2023)]] gets canceled.
**[[Nintendo]] releases a $100 alarm clock.
*10th
** The [[Internet Archive]] suffers a massive data breach.
** [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine, killing 28 people.
*12th - [[Fanboy & Chum Chum]] turns 15.
*13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at [[Pokémon|Game Freak]].
** [[Just A Robot]] commits career-suicide by uploading a video where he spends an hour and half trying to defend a pedophile, and got so much backlash that he bawleeted his channel.
*16th
**[[Seriously|Twitter lets people you've blocked see your posts]].
**[[One Direction|Liam Payne]] dies.
*17th
** Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
** Again [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
*18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming [[an hero]] in [[Brazil]].
*20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, [[USA|Murica]] before escaping.
*25th - Some building in [[Spain]] collapses and 3 people died.
*29th - Again in Spain, <s>50</s> no, <s>95</s>, fuck, <s>150</s>... '''217''' people dead and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural [[Lulz|disaster]] is still [[Shit nobody cares about|relevant]] on the news.
*31st
** <big>{{glow|IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!}}</big>
** Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. '''Happy Halloween'''

==November==
*1st
**[[No Nut November]] begins.
**[[Wikipedia:Peanut (squirrel)|Peanut the Squirrel]] gets seized and killed by the [[PETA|NYSDEC]].
*3rd - After the Valencia floods, king <s>Felipe</s> Phillip VI and his wife, the queen, are received by the locals with flying dirt. Meanwhile the [[Commie|president]] Pedro Sanchez is also received by flying dirt and also [[Lulz|being shoveled in the back by some random butthurt anticommies]]
*5th
** [[The Donald]] becomes the second president to serve non-consecutive terms, 132 years after Grover Cleveland became the first.
** [[Shit nobody cares about|Equatoguinean vice-president]] [[TL;DR|Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue]] warned about politicians [[Epic win|having sex in their offices]]. Obviously [[False|normal straight sex]]. He also warned that they are going to [[V&|face charges]] if they [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it again.]]
*7th - [[Wikipedia:November 2024 Amsterdam attack|2024 Amsterdam Anti-kike revolution]]; some [[huh|Ajax]] hooligans pissed off about playing a match vs [[Kike|Maccabi Tel-Aviv]], began mobbing around the city.
*18th - a creator of Sprunki has been [[Doxed]] by [[UTTP]] members.
*26th - [[JackSepticeye]] gets diagnosed with [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism]]. What a fucking surprise.

==December==
*1st
**Destroy Dick December begins.
**A [[13-year-old boy|14-year-old boy]] named '''Benicio Rotelo [[Semen|Semes]]z[[Cuck|czuk]]'''{{jew}}, shot and killed his father, before shooting and injuring his 48-year-old mom and his 8-year-old sister before [[An hero|an heroing]] in [[Shithole|Berazategui]], [[Argentina]].
*4th - Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, gets assassinated by [[Luigi Mangione]].
*8th - The [[Bashar al-Assad|Assad]] regime ends.
*9th - [[Daniel Penny]] is found not guilty.
*12th - Drones fly over New Jersey.
*14th - Government decides to keep [[TikTok]] ban for freedom of speech. Ironically, people from the government [[sick fuck|also were reported to make TikTok accounts to make pro-Israel videos.]]
*16th - [[Natalie Rupnow]], a Nazi femcel, shoots up a [[Christian]] school, causing <s>massive butthurt</s> everyone to make fun of her.
*18th - An [[John R. Lyons|assassination attempt]] is made against controversial political commentator [[Nick Fuentes]].
*20th
**Rey Mysterio's father dies.
** A [[Saudi Arabia|Saudi]] ex-Muslim [[Munich Massacre#Part 2|plays Carmageddon at a Christmas market]] in Magdeburg, [[Germany]] because of butthurt. He kills 5 people and injures hundreds.
*21st - Sri Lanka declares end of debt default, says economic crisis was ‘man made’
*24th
**[[Big Time Rush]], [[Fanboy & Chum Chum]], [[Azn|Ni Hao, Kai-lan]], [[Shit nobody cares about|Blue's Room]], [[Muppets|Oobi]], [[Gross|Sanjay and Craig]], and some other shows I can't be assed mentioning got bawleeted off of Paramount+.
** Trailer for "THE UNBREAKABLE BOY" gets revealed on Twitter. Movie is about a [[Asperger's Syndrome|spergy]] little [[Jews|Jewish]] boy. Tons of spergs get [[Offended|offended]] over it.
*25th - Britt Allcroft, Thomas and Friends creator dies at 81.
*29th - [[Jimmy Carter]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].
*31st - The last day of the fucking '''HORRIBLE''' year we call 2024. Good riddance

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2023]]'''
*[[2022|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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DreamSMP

2025-02-03T13:11:39Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: turns out catibugzz or whoever the fuck made the story up lol

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{{achtung|<del>GEORGENOTFOUND GOT EXPOSED FOR RAPING A DRUNK 18 YEAR OLD BITCH AND NOW THE DREAMSMP FANDOM IS COLLAPSING FASTER THAN THE USSR. [[And nothing of value was lost|THANK GOD]]</del> IT WAS FAKE!!!!}}
[[File:DreamSMP_shit.jpeg|thumb|A vomit-worthy fanart.]]
'''DreamSMP''' (abbreviation: Dream '''S'''urvival '''M'''inecraft '''P'''layer, actual abbreviation: '''S'''uck '''M'''y, '''P'''enis) is one of the most autistic Minecraft servers in the community. It was created by [[Dream]] along with his friend GeorgeNotFound on April 24, 2020, as an invitation for all of Dream's closest friends, although nobody cared being invited there until Dream was [[Cheat|completely famous for speed-running the shitty overrated sandbox game]] known as [[Minecraft]], and most particularly, his staged [[fake|manhunts videos]]. You might ask why it is noted as being one of the most autistic servers.

The server, or also an online series, features A number of content creators who roleplay as fictionalized versions of themselves in an overarching storyline [[shit nobody cares about|that nobody cares about]]. In reality, DreamSMP is literally just [[boring|watching actual teenagers and adults being childish over a sandbox game for the next 50 minutes]].

This server is known for having the most retarded fanbase to date, because they easily became degenerates and annoying faggots if you have an opinion to hate, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|thinking it contributes]] to anything from the community for being a massive asshole over someone's opinion on [[Twitter]].
==History==
As we have mentioned before, DreamSMP was created on April 24, 2020, when Dream was almost a lonely [[basement-dweller]] who was a [[loser]] at [[lif]]e, even prior to his fame, because he had only four friends to play that stupid game with in a desperate attempt to be relevant after two years; so he had to create a server, along with his dick-riding bestfriend, GeorgeNotFound, and invite all of his "friends" and "content creators" in emails. Thus, DreamSMP was [[shit|born with a bad taste]].

As it became extremely popular, more idiotic Minecraft YouTubers started joining in due to being dull as fuck to make original content, because sharing the same IQ with DreamSMP members of 0 is the most important requirement to join the DreamSMP, only just to be extremely popular as the fat asshole of this creation. In a serious manner for this article, this section sums up everything from DreamSMP perfectly.
==Members==
*'''[[Dream]]''': The [[stupid]] [[fat|fat fuck]] who is known for his manhunts and others. He is basically the main target of Twitter, while some other people defended him from everyone, which he can manipulate them for his purposes like a fucking puppet.
*'''GeorgeNotFound''': The [[unfunny]] person that nobody actually likes. All he does is be childish and make that PogChomp face whenever he doesn't have jokes to show off for his [[nobody|retarded fanbase]].
*'''Sapnap''': A person with a brain of a [[13-year-old boys|13-year-old boy]], he always acts immature and soft in Dream's videos.
*'''BadBoyHalo''': Another soft bitch that claims himself to be a "bad boy", but can't take when someone accidentally swears on stream. He originally owned a server and is best known for being a friend of Skeepy. Note that these 4 members mentioned were a part of Dream Team.
*'''Tommyinit''': The most notable member and the lowest IQ out of all. He is an annoying, blonde-haired faggot and is portrayed a rather fucking aspergic child. He screams all of the time, which makes everyone want to jam their ears with glass shards.
*'''Fundy''': An anthropomorphic animal that nobody cares about. Fuck this furry.
*'''Skeppy''': Another faggot that screams like an aspergic child.
==See Also==
*[[Dream]] - The faggot who created this creation.
*[[13-year-old boys]] & [[16-year-old girls]] - Current demographics.
*[[Shit that nobody cares about]]
==External Links==
*[https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_Team_Wiki DreamSMP wiki, remember to vandalize reader!]
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Vyond

2025-01-28T15:34:41Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: nvm back

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{{ib|[[File:GoFuckYourself.png|thumb|250px|GoAnimate's previous [[faggot]] real name.]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Founder'''|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Actrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
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<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
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Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
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==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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Osama bin Laden

2025-01-28T14:55:50Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Shockingly enough, he did have a hard drive fulla games. Especially animal crossing. CIA erased it for the lulz.

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{{spoilers|He had a hard drive full of games but the CIA erased his drive}}

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<lolwut> I think america should help reinstate the [[Communism|USSR]] so we can have a worthy enemy again. 
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[[Image:OsamaAt14.jpg|thumb|left|Osama (circled), a few of his many brothers, and a bunch of cute girls in Sweden, 1971. Osama was 14. Note the pink Chrysler Imperial.]]

[[Image:Osama80s.jpg|thumb|right|Live long and prosper.]]
[[Image:Binladenframed.jpg|thumb|right| Another one bites the dust]]
[[Image:BRBSome1.jpg|thumb|right|Someone is at his door!!]]
[[Image:Bernard bin bresslaw.jpg|thumb|right|Navy SEAL ambushes bin Laden]]
'''Shaykh Osama bin Laden'''{{muslim}} was America's sockpuppet and a rich [[Saudi Arabia]]n expatriate, best known for his involvement in the [[Jews did WTC|Jewish Attacks on the World Trade Center 2001]]. While [[Israel]], the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|JSA]], and several other rogue nations push a view of him as the devil incarnate or as a [[Hitler]] [[2.0]], the majority of the world's people regard bin Laden as a just and righteous man that died a hero.

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==Early Days==

[[Image:Osamaoxford.jpg|thumb|right|Osama (far right) at Oxford.]]

Osama was born in 1957 to a wealthy non-religious family of Jew origin. As a boy and young man, he lived the perfect rich kid's jet-set lifestyle, skiing at [[Switzerland|St. Moritz]], bodysurfing at [[France|Biarritz]], buying lots of rock & roll records (he LOVED Pink Floyd, and used to play Dark Side of the Moon with his Sitar for hours on end), and generally had a really good time. Young Osama even had a little rock band with his brothers, in which he played the bass. Like most other good-looking rich kids of the day, Osama occasionally smoked some pot, took a little acid, and balled a few hot chicks, mostly of the Spanish persuasion.

Osama partied easily through his school years, not really sure what he wanted to do with his life. At 18 he backpacked and hitch-hiked his way around the US for a summer, visited some [[W|family friends in Texas]], and then decided that he might as well just go into his family's business of big international construction projects. He buckled down for a couple of years and took a degree in engineering at a big Saudi Arabian university.

[[Image:Osama_facebook.jpg|thumb|right|The last post Osama made on his [[facebook]] page.]]

==Things change==

Just after Osama's 1979 graduation, however, his father died unexpectedly in a helicopter crash at the age of 84. This wasn't such a big deal to Osama, for as the youngest of the man's 27 children by three wives, he barely knew the guy. The cool thing was that Osama inherited a shitload of money. Something else, though, was that he began to wonder whether he was really cut out for a career as a construction dude. Yes, he would get to travel a lot, stay in nice hotels, have a ton of girlfriends, throw a lot of big parties, and the [[cocaine]] would be flowing freely. The truth was, though, that Osama was tired of all that nonsense; it was boring to him by now. Not only that, but most people in the construction industry are [[retard|meat-heads]]. He thought back to his time hitchhiking around the U.S., and felt nostalgic for the freedom he had felt in the great outdoors, camping out under the beautiful moon and stars.

He lined up a couple of big contracts anyway, and was just starting to build a new highway tunnel in [[Germany|East Germany]], when [[Soviet Russia]] invaded [[Afghanistan]]. Osama hardly noticed at first; he was not really into politics, and probably couldn't even have found Afghanistan on the map. Soon, however, Communist East German television was broadcasting news of the glorious and heroic Soviet victories, how they were wiping out lots of filthy, backward Muslim villages, and preparing to upgrade and modernize one of the world's most primitive remaining Mozzie shit-holes.

==Afghanistan==

Watching TV alone one night in the bleak East Berlin hotel room, something about this made Osama feel a bit pissed off. For one thing, he noticed that the girls of Afghanistan were exceptionally [[hawt]]. The fucking [[retard|Russians]] were clumsily blowing shit up everywhere, executing all the men, and raping the Afghan cuties to death. Also, the whole thing just seemed really unfair and rude, and Osama had always hated the dumb Russians anyway. He bailed on the construction job, called up a few college buddies to see if they were up for some [[war|adventure]], took a bunch of cash out of the bank, and together they made their way to Afghanistan. Before too long Osama was buying huge amounts of weaponry and military hardware and helping to organize an [[Jihad|Afghan resistance]] to the Communist thugs who were ruining everything in sight like Neanderthals on crack.

==CIA days==

[[Image:Osamacia.jpg|thumb|left|[[You|Your]] [[Jew Gold|taxes]] put to [[lulz|good use]].]]
[[Image:Osamastinger.png|thumb|right|Target practice vs. Soviets.]]

As it was the middle of [[the Cold War]], [[America]]'s President [[Reagan]] was also very freaked out by the [[Russian]] invasion. He sent the CIA to check things out and they noticed this tall Arab guy who seemed to have lots of money and [[rape|good people skills]]. America wanted to help this Afghan resistance too so they told Osama, and wondered if he would consider helping coordinate the U.S. efforts? Naturally, he was pleased to help. This Russian-fighting was the most fun he'd had in years, or maybe ever. The ragamuffin Afghan resistance was still extremely busted, but now they called themselves the [[WHARRGARBL|Mujahideen]]. With the CIA's financial backing (as part of its "plausible deniability" Iran-Contra scheme), and Osama's natural strategic abilities, they actually began to kick Soviet ass. Osama asked the CIA to deliver a huge number of Stinger missiles for shooting down Soviet warplanes. Indeed, Osama's training as an <STRIKE>dentist</STRIKE> engineer came in very handy, as he worked with the CIA in building the Khost tunnel complex in the Tora Bora hills.

American media was filled with glowing reports of these brave Mujahideen and the tall Arab guy who was leading them. It was like a game of ''Cowboys & Indians'' with perpetually drunken lobotomized robots as the cowboys, and raggedy-ass, half-crazy but relentless Afghans as the Indians. Finally, the Soviets got tired of having their helicopters shot down every five minutes, and returned to Soviet Russia.

==Gulf War==

[[Image:Osamafriend.jpg|thumb|right|[[truth|RIP Sweet Prince]].]]

So Osama took it easy for a little while and settled down. He was loving Afghanistan life; he had several [[16-year-old girl|incredibly sexy wives]]; the people loved him; he even got [[Otherkin|religion]]! Life had been rough sometimes in the past few years, but it sure beat the boredom of building freeways and [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse|bridges]]. But then in 1991 the U.S.A. shipped '''half a million''' soldiers to the Arabian peninsula, home of Islam's sacred Ka'aba shrine, in order to protect faggoty little [[Oil well|Kuwait]] from mean old [[Saddam]].

Suddenly, all these [[retarded|brave]] soldiers from [[hippies|California]] to [[white trash|Kentucky]] were now [[DO NOT WANT|sight-seeing]] the holiest places on Earth. Here they built permanent air force and army bases and brought their religion with them: [[McDonald's]], [[KFC]], [[Starbucks]] and other American cathedrals were rapidly constructed everywhere. Osama went to visit his cousins in the Saudi royal family to tell them to knock this shit off and kick those morons out but there were other forces at work as well. The first George Bush as the U.S. President used his many interconnected business and personal relationships with the Saudi royal family [[Jew Gold|to smooth the way]] in order to get [[13 year old boys|whatever it was he wanted]].

Naturally, Osama called bullshit on this. He remarked, "You know what? Fuck America; fuck you and the carpet you flew in on." and hit the road for a while.

==Return to Afghanistan==
[[File:osama-afghanistan_1885052i.jpg|thumb|right|Osama's meet up with his old Jihadi friends-August 1996]]
After Osama got lonely riding on his carpet, he decided to go visit good old Afghanistan again to check up on his buddy's in Afghanistan and see how life was. It turned out that most of his new buddy's joined a group called the Talibanies and they had control of over half of Afghanistan. The problem that his old buddies faced was that they could not capture the capital of Kabul due to his old C.I.A friends helping the Zionist government. Naturally feeling betrayed by the USA, Osama agreed to help the Talibanies for their conquest of Kabul by giving the Talibanies $20,000,000 and a few SCUD missiles he had gotten from his former C.I.A friends. Thanks to Osama, the Talibanies were able to take down the C.I.A backed government and as a token of gratitude, he was named the Prime Minister of Afghanistan, offered 70 virgin wives, got a pimped out mansion and was allowed to bring his Al-Qaeda group from Africa to Afghanistan. Life was once again good for Osama.
==[[Flava Flav|Public Enemy]] #1==
The [[Illuminati|New World Order]] was not amused at this tantrum, and immediately [[perma-ban|perma-banned]] Osama 4 lyf. All his old European and [[W|American friends]] were acting like they never met him. It was a real betrayal by his old family friends the Bushes, but he already knew this about their weak and shifting family character. Soon the United States and Israel were blaming Osama for virtually every bad thing that happened anywhere, especially the vicious and murderous things that they themselves were doing. The ever-growing list of his supposed evil deeds grew increasingly laughable. Throughout the '90s, various countries kept trying to shoot rockets at his home, spy on him with flying robots, have sardine pizzas delivered at 3 AM, and other methods of harassment and attempted murder. It was really fucking annoying.

==Then came 9/11==

[[Image:Osama911.jpg|thumb|right|Microsoft Flight Simulator 2001: New York Edition]]
[[Image:Osama Inspire.jpg||right|thumb|A true hero aims to change the world]]

Part of the [[Jewish]] [[9/11]] conspiracy planning was to [[pwn|destroy]] some old buildings in [[Jew York]] and blame Osama and his sinister, shadowy "[[Al Qaeda]]" prayer group, which in truth amounted to a few old pals from his anti-Soviet days, but which was assigned by the U.S.A. to every Arab in the world with a BB gun or [[unwarranted self-importance|a manifesto]]. Osama was quick to say that he had nothing to do with 9/11.

{{tinyquote|[[truth|I have already said that I am not involved in the 11 September attacks in the United States. As a Muslim, I try my best to avoid telling a lie. I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the killing of innocent women, children and other humans as a worthy act. Islam strictly forbids causing harm to innocent women, children and other people. Such a practice is forbidden even in the course of a battle. It is the United States, which is perpetrating every maltreatment on women, children and common people of other faiths, particularly the followers of Islam. - Osama bin Laden, 28 September 2001]]}}

The U.S.A. started to act all butthurt about [[trolled|"being attacked"]], declared its "War on Terror," and began to bomb the shit out of Afghanistan, in the hope that one of the bombs would blow up Osama. None of them did. American soldiers ran around in circles, catching various [[girlfriend|parasitic diseases]] from the unfamiliar landscape, shooting their fellow soldiers, dropping bombs on Canadian soldiers, bombarding thousands of peasants and their villages into dust, kidnapping 75 year old taxi-cab drivers and [[goatse]] farmers and sending them to [[Guantanamo Bay]], and generally fucking up everything they touched like a million-man [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|King Midas of FAIL]]. Meanwhile, Osama and his friends slipped away through the very Khost tunnels that the CIA had paid him to build.

==Aftermath==
In view of the U.S.A.'s failure to [[torture|capture]] Osama, they released a poorly-faked video in 2004 that showed a guy who vaguely resembled him bragging about what a good job the 19 hijackers supposedly did. Proudly released by the Pentagon, and making its debut on [[Fox News|Faux News]], the video was such an obvious fake that only the [[Americunt]] public was deceived by it. Sending propaganda in the other direction, some of Osama's friends started spreading rumors that he had died, or at least was extremely ill. The funniest rumor was that the cops on the Israeli side of the Israel-Jordan border had allowed him into Israel as a passenger in an ordinary car, not realizing who he was, and that he was hiding out somewhere in Israel. In reality, Osama had a beautiful and comfortable home in the Pamir mountain range of the Paki borderlands, with a magnificent view, satellite TV, an indoor swimming pool, and all the other mod-cons of millionaire life. He was practically worshiped by billions of people for his righteous guerrilla history, his tough stand against aggressors, his deep [[schizophrenia|spirituality]], and his Jew good looks.

==Death==
[[Image:Osamas_body.jpg|thumb|right|Bad [[this looks shopped|shoop]] is bad.]]

[[Image:FauxNews.jpg|thumb|left|Fox announces the good news.]]

On May 2, 2011 Osama's fun game of hide and seek finally came to an end. Osama had been hanging out with his friends the Pakistanis in one of their mansions just outside a place called ''Islamabad'', called Abbottabad. What exactly [[13 year old boys|he was doing there]] is unclear as of yet, but the [[Truth|most likely explanation]] is that he was about to release irrefutable proof that [[Jews did WTC]] to the public. Obviously the [[Black Jesus|powers that be]] had exact tracking on his location since [[Last Thursday|several years]], but decided to not act on this information deliberatly, because Osama inflicted a considerable, and more importantly easily exploitable amount of [[Angst]] in the [[You|general populace]], thus rendering him more important alive than dead. Naturally, this changed when he threatened to reveal the [[Jews|true culprits behind 9/11]]. In order to achieve this, [[Black Jesus|Obama]] ordered special forces be deployed to kill him and any witnesses present (2 men and a woman made the mistake to be with him). Despite the fact this constitutes an [[BAWWWWW|act of war]] against the sovereign state of Pakistan, his actions were met with much [[fapping|praise by the Jews and the Americans]]. The moment [[Fox News|Faux news]] interrupted their [[bullshit|usual right-wing fascists program]] and [[Black Jesus|Obama]] [[unwarranted self importance|informed]] the [[You|nation]] of Osamas death, there was much [[surprise sex|celebration]]. In DC shouts of "USA! USA!" could be heard and the hoodwinked NYC populace threw a celebratory blowjob party for their firemen while whooping and hanging from flag coated lampposts like a [[Niggers|tribe fresh out of the jungle]] While feeds of social networking sites were spammed with the same repetitive [[AIDS|bullshit]] as [[rednecks|everyone]] [[fapped|revelled]] in happiness. [[Scientists]] estimate that the last time comparable ecstasy overcame a similar amount of [[faggots|people]] because someone died was when the Jews offed [[Jesus]].

The [[Over 9000|thousands of wasted lives]] and the [[Jew Gold|trillions of dollars]] spent on useless agencies, wars and 'Mission accomplished' banners [http://costofwar.com/en/], looking for this one single guy, finally meant something after [[slowpoke|10 fucking years]]. As of now, the Pakistani government is still [[butthurt|debating]] on whether to declare war on America or not for [[raping|violating]] their [[butthole|sovereignity]].

{{quote| 
Crikey! What we have here is what is known as the Boobus Americanus. Very common in these parts, but a truly extraordinary specimen nonetheless. Notice the distinctive lack of critical thinking and utter disinterest in seeing any proof whatsoever they got OBL. No lack of evidence/evidence to the contrary will convince these magnificent creatures otherwise, as a result of the thick skull that is nearly impervious to logic. Also notice the blind patriotism it exhibits and complete lack of political awareness when it's asked what China has done lately. They funded the entire war and as a result now own this poor creature's entire country, yet the boobus remains blissfully unaware.
 
|[[Steve Irwin|Steve Irwin]]}}

[[File:Bdoubts.png|200px|thumb|right|Haters gonna hate.]]
The abject [[fail]] displayed in properly, or even slightly, trying to investigate the truth of this matter insofar is both severely depressing and utterly predictable. All evidence torched, corpse in the ocean and '''no''' Weekend at Bernie's style video?! As if that level of respect would have been afforded him, remember these are Yank soldiers we're talking about.

From bombed, to strafed with helicopter fire, to died in a helicopter crash landing, to shot twice in the head plus his [[waifu|human shield]], to shot once in the head and once in the side with no human shield. 'Reliable' and 'accurate' sources as to how Mr Laden met his demise abound.

{{quote| 
"The pics are [[bullshit|too scary to show you]], but we totally got him, [[ORLY|believe us]], no really..."
 
|[[Barack Obama]]}}

With a waiting public ready to suck the cum clean out of his balls there and then, the American Dark Overlord swept onto stage, shot his KFC tainted load down the eager gullets of the easily fooled masses and then proceeded to IRL ban his gore collection and outright refused to seed torrents. This is an ongoing source of rage and faggotry to [[You|some]] leading to asshatted arguments, opinions and resolutions to the issue.

==[[Shit was so cash|So Cash!]]==
[[File:Osama_is_so_cash.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]
Hey America,

My name is Osama, and I’m laughing at every single one of you. All of you are broke, paranoid, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering what happened to their country. As a superpower, you are finished in the world. Honestly, do any of you even produce anything anymore? I mean, I guess it's fun just letting the Chinese make everything, but they’re halfway to owning your economy by now. This is even worse than if the Russians had kicked your ass.

Don't get me wrong. You did hit me, and it was a great shot. I've pretty much won, though. I’ve led your country to Middle East-style secret police surveillance, and Middle East-style fundamentalism. Where are you respected any more, other than in Saudi Arabia? The rest of the Middle East went straight to democracy on its own, so your only girlfriends left there are the Saudis (they’re just like your new Tea Party; Shit is SO cash). You are all fucked, and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my 72 bitches

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==Gallery==
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Image:Osamakawaii.gif‎|[[Kawaii]] [[Desu]]
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Image:Osama.fork.jpg|Can I?
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Image:Bert osama poster.jpg|Bert is a good man too.
Image:Sheikh.JPG|Not so hard to find, actually.
Image:Brzezinski binladen.jpg|Former US National Security Adviser Brzezinski meets with Osama.
Image:Reagan mujahideen.jpg|Ronald Reagan <3<3<3 Mujaheddin
Image:Lcwtc.jpg|[[Longcat]] takes a stand against the Jews.
Image:Osama bin laden 2007 picture.jpg|It's REGENERATING!
Image:Tehhappyfamily.jpg
Image:Osama-Holo-Jesus.jpg|He is the second coming.
Image:Fake-to-real.gif|Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Image:Youngosama.jpg|A nice personality, too.
Image:Casey touring afghan camps.jpg|CIA Director William Casey visits with the Mujahideen.
Image:Zawahiri bin laden.jpg|Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama.
Image:Bean Laden.jpg
Image:Osama 34.png|This is what you lived all your life to see.
Image:Osama Bin Cockhead.jpg|What he was hiding underneath his turban.
Image:I accidentally the world trade center.jpg|MAH BOI
Image:osama_bin_laden_youtube.jpg|Bin Laden on youtube [http://www.youtube.com/user/AbuOsamaBinLaden]
File:Osama Bin Laden Fuck You.jpg|Quite cheeky, isn't he?
Image:Osama take me on.png|[[Rule 63|No exceptions.]]
Image:Binladenllamazares466.jpg|The [[FBI]] tracks Bin Laden to [[Spain]][http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8463657.stm]
image:ObamaOsama.png|He was just busy.
File:Osamagoodguy.jpg
[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8463657.stm]
image:Osamamanga.jpg|Also in Manga
File:New-York-Post-cover-5-2-2011-Got-Him-Bastard.jpg|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] [[Fucks|nails]] the [[Bastard]].
File:Osama the Playah.jpg|What he was doing while Americunts were looking for him.
File:Osama is Awesome.png|Osama can be [[Awesome]].
File:Osama Avatard.jpg|[[Avatar (movie)|His ideal world.]]
File:Anne_frank_laden.jpg| [[Anne_Frank]] was Bin Laden all this time.
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File:Osama Bin Laden2.jpg
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== See also ==
* [[Obama]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Slowpoke]]
* [[Juba the Baghdad Sniper]]
* [[Night of Bush Capturing]]
* [[Defense Industries Organization]]
* [[Saudi Arabia]]
* [http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/binladen_cia.html CIA agent '''Tim Osman''']
* [http://911review.com/articles/usamah/khilafah.html Sammy sez he didn't do it.]
* [http://www.mediaite.com/online/pakistani-twitterer-sohaib-athar-unknowingly-live-tweets-assault-on-osama-bin-laden-compound/ Osama's Neighbor unkowingly tweets the attacks live]

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User:ElijahTheRandomEDUser

2025-01-24T15:14:55Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: i do.

I just like encyclopedia dramatica.

{{Lulz}}

Anders Behring Breivik

2025-01-24T15:09:25Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: he got denied for parole lol

{{spoilers|text= Sir Anders is sane and will be out in twenty, U MAD Cultural Marxists?}}
 
{{Achtung|[[Lulz|He got denied for parole in December 2024]]}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Anders Breivik'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Title'''|[[Epic|Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 13, [[Retro|1979]] ({{age|1979|2|13}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norway|Björk Björk]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|Norway]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed [[Epic Win|77]], Injured 319 }}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FPS: {{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png|12px|link=]] Bomberman: No lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman and FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[No]], surrendered}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism]]}}
{{Ibend}}

The Justiciar Knight '''Sir [[Deadname|Fjotolf Hansen]]'''{{Nazi}} is a [[Norway|Norwegian]] [[terrorist|social commentator]], [[Christian|raging Christfag]], Zionist [[IRL]] [[troll]] and a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy]] who became a [[god|national hero]] on 22 July 2011 by getting a new [[High Score|high score]] and slaughtering a bunch of degenerate communist faggots engaged in an orgy on a small island. Being a [[zionist|kike-loving]] knight who killed nothing but [[White Devils|Aryan]] [[Cultural Marxists]] ([[Nice try|named Mohammed]]), Sir Fjotolf is [[some argue|widely believed]] to have initiated the first [[double nigger|double-reverse]] [[holocaust|lollercaust]]. Perhaps the leading irony of his crusade against [[socialism]] is that the 'punishment' for his [[Trolling|crimes]] will be no more than spending the next twenty years in a state-paid hotel, thanks to Norway's socialist laws and [[leftard]] soft-on-crime attitude. Ultra-mega-hyper trolling achieved.

Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 8 for the bomberman mode and 68 for the FPS camper survival mode, thus putting Sir Fjotolf ahead of [[Cho Seung Hui|Cho's]] all-time [[high score]] and attaining a [[Unreal Tournament|L-L-L-Ludicrous kill]], together with returning the pride to [[Europe]] after years of [[American]] supremacy.

While he didn't pussy out and [[an hero]], he did pussy out by surrendering instead of building a MacGuyver style helicopter and airlifting out. Hell, [[Uvalde|it took the police two hours to show up]] and MacGuyver's only an hour-long show. Current theory suggests [[Bane|getting caught was part of his plan]] so that we may all know his name and properly credit him with the new largest number of IRL frags.

In the trial, he also stated that [[Wikipedia]] was his greatest inspiration to do what he did, which shows that Wikipedia is for once useful for something. During the summer of 2017, Anders had his legal name changed to Fjotolf Hansen in order to capture several Muslim predators trying to molest underage Aryan girls.

[[File:Anders_Breivik_cop_mask.jpg|thumb|Always do what the police says.]]
[[File:Theinternetsss.jpg|thumb|The reaction of the internet.]]
[[File:Breivik twenty.jpg|thumb|]]

==Humble beginnings==
[[File:Justicar Andersnordic.png|thumb|right|Justicar Andersnordic, his character in WoW]]
Our story here begins on a wintery February afternoon when the then Anders was shat out of his mother's disease-ridden vagina. Being the radical [[feminist]] that she was, she despised him before he was even born, hit him to put him back in his place and took pleasure in whining to social services about him being an unbearable little shit. Eventually, he got handed over to foster parents but only for weekends. Anders' mother wanted him to grow up to be a [[Homosexual|model Norwegian citizen]] and so she requested for him to give his foster dad handjobs. This was thankfully rejected. The neighbours became increasingly concerned about the feminist escapades going on next to them and so they pressured them to go to some family psychologist thing. It was here they learnt that not only was his mother lying about him but that her literal presence around him was so toxic it would fuck him up for life if he was kept in her "care". Single mother parenting at its finest. The authorities did what they do best and quickly forgot about this.

Fast forward a few years later and just like the rest of us on here, Anders is going through an edgy phase. However, this is totally unlike what we'd expect of him given what fate would await him. Instead, he got absorbed into nigger culture and graffiti in his early youth while earning himself mudslime friends (yes, really). This is where he first got into trouble with the pigs as he was caught in the act of tagging so his punishment was to scrub buses. Quite a far cry from exterminating 77 Marxists. Luckily for us, he grew out of this phase but not least at the expense of rejection by his former Muslim gang. And from there on shit went down as far as his political stance went.

In the years prior to his blaze of glory, Fjotolf tried repeatedly to become [[Unrealistic expectations|a successful businesswoman]]. After [[Fail|running several shady companies into the ground]], he instead decided to move into his [[Basement dweller|mother's basement]], where he would spend his days playing [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Call of Duty]], while planning his bloody revenge on the filthy Muslims and Communists who were clearly to blame for his utter lack of success. On WoW, he was one of the top players in Europe and directed guilds that achieved the first raid kills on respective servers. The stunning reveal of his characters caused his guildmates to go into shock knowing that their comrade was the deadliest mass shooter in modern history. For his astonishing PvP skills, Fjotolf was rewarded the title [[Autism|"'''Justicar Andersnordic'''"]], not only in WoW but in Real Life!

But unlike [[You|other reclusive, smelly weirdos with failed dreams of greatness]], Mr. Breivik could indeed both talk the talk and walk the walk, and after 8 years of planning and scheming, he was finally ready to immortalize himself.

==An sign of things to come?==

Anonymous post found on deeply [[lulzy|racist]] site "Niggermania" [http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/coontact/tales4/coontact4.shtml (tale #175).] The '''Norwegian''' writer describes himself as a 19-year-old student and his post dates from approximately 1998-1999. Brevik was born in 1979 and attended Oslo Commerce School between 1995 and 98. The anonymous Norwegian says: "My homeland is turning into a sewer. [...] among people born in Oslo after 1993, there is over 60 % immigrants. This is caused by the fact that our white birth rate is decreasing, while the opposite happens to the spawn rate of the immigrants."

The author then recounts the following incident:
 
 
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|{{colortext|WHITE|I grabbed '''my full size mace''' and entered my car. Then I drove to the house where the party was. The first thing I heard was the primitive jungle beats from the negro music [...] Kofi was looking at me whit his primitive look, and pulled out a small knife from his jacket. I was not afraid, as I wore '''my medieval, honourable armour.''' I attacked him with all my might, and the mace hit him in the head. It was a very strange feeling, '''it was like if my ancestors swung my weapon for me.''' [...] Then I drove home.}}|
|{{colortext|WHITE|After about 15 minutes, the police was at my door. Now I have to pay 7000 kroner, about 700$ , to this filthy negro. I also have to do community service in three months. This is likely to affect my grades. I get very good results on my tests, and '''I plan to educate myself so that I may get high positions in society. This way I will be able to do something to stop the race mixing in my country.'''}}|
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If this wasn't Sir Fjotolf, it's a fucking good impersonation. (Archived: {{archive|sXrMw|1}} {{wayback|http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/coontact/tales4/coontact4.shtml|title=2}})

==The plan of attack: How do I shot 69 campers?==
[[File:newsbreivik.jpg|thumb|In a nutshell.]]
[[File:Anders yes we can.jpg|thumb|The Norwegian taxpayer also bought him a nice suit, as is custom when you beat a high-score.]]
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Sir Fjotolf initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo. He then dressed up as a policeman and went behind enemy lines like a [[Team Fortress 2|spy]]. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to [[Orgy|Utopya Island]] where the Viking commies hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was [[Unrealistic Expectations|a policeman coming to save them]]) before [[came|unloading on them]] with his [[cock|Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Glock 17 pistol.]]

His battle plan (3 years in the making!) was masterful, demonstrating the strategic acumen and tactical know-how of a latter-day Napoleon. He selected a remote island battlefield which both delayed reinforcements and prevented the retreat of the enemy [[socialists]] who were [[asking for it]]. He then created a diversion, donned camouflage, and finally, with surprise on his side, he struck.

The attack was an all-out success. With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Fjotolf could take his sweet time, search every tent, climb every hill, snipe every swimmer, chase [[Leftard|the enemy]] looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double-tap anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure - which came in handy since a lot of them [[Pussy|pretended to be dead]]. The 600 category A and B traitors on the island were completely helpless before our hero's [[rape|shattering onslaught]].

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|77|(57 Extra kills) 319 injuries total |17|Far less injuries from a shooting than expected, can't say the same for the bomb|30|Bomb at the office as a diversion, [[Hitman|disguise to sneak into the island and drown everyone or shoot them dead.]]|30|Tears from leftist faggots around the world, [[Ali David Sonboly|moar]] [[Adam Lanza|attacks]] [[Brenton Tarrant|carried]] [[Payton Gendron|out]] in his name.|40|[[Liberalism|Reduced Prison Sentence]], [[Epic Win|Will get out within 21 years]].|194|S|The only good commie is a dead commie!}}

===Police action===
{{Wanted|5}}
*Special forces arrive at the Oslo explosion site.
*Campers call the police and all they get is a 'shut the fuck up and clear the lines'.
*After [[at least 100]] calls the local police realize something's up, but wait 8 minutes to finish their coffee and donuts.
*Special forces are dispatched to the island. They choose to drive.
*Smokey the Bear abandons the campers.
*30 minutes later they arrive at the lakeshore.
*They jump into the toy boat that had been prepared for them in advance, which [[Fail|shuts down halfway across the water]].
*An hour and a half after the first shots were fired they get to the island and find Fjotolf bored and waiting for them.

==[[Shit was so cash|Sø Cåsh!]]==
[[File:Anderscash.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]
Hey Faggots,

My name is Fjotolf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are multicultural Muslim socialists who spend every second of your day defiling the European master race. You are everything bad in Europe. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any category A traitors? I mean, I guess it’s fun mixing with Muslims because of your own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than not being blond.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am a bodybuilder, a Justiciar Knight, and a 5th level Freemason. What revolutionary action did you take, other than “posting on an imageboard”? I also have a full epic resto druid and a filthy Muslim socialist (I've just killed her; Shit was SO cash). You are all category Z multicultural candy-asses who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my socialist victim.
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==His manifesto: - 2083: A European Declaration of Independence==
{{Notice|[[Media:AndersBehringBreivikManifesto.pdf|Read it here!]]}}
 
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|{{colortext|WHITE|Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.}} |{{colortext|WHITE|Sieg Heil to that- Its funny because Nazis like Islam.}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|Any category [[Jews|{{colortext|WHITE|A}}]], [[Faggot|{{colortext|WHITE|B}}]] or [[Furry|{{colortext|WHITE|C}}]] traitor is an individual who has deliberately used his or her [[Moderator|{{colortext|WHITE|influence}}]] in a way which makes him or her indirectly or directly guilty of the charges specified in this document: 1-8. Many of these individuals will attempt to claim ”ignorance” of the crimes they are accused of. This strategy might work for them until [[9/11|{{colortext|WHITE|the day}}]] when they are visited by [[Batman|{{colortext|WHITE|a Justiciar Knight}}]] – their judge, jury and executioner.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Whatchoo gonna do when they come for you?}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|I had the privilege of meeting one of the [[Ryan|{{colortext|WHITE|greatest living war heroes of Europe}}]] at the time, a [[Serbia|{{colortext|WHITE|Serbian}}]] crusader and war hero who had [[Epic win|{{colortext|WHITE|killed many Muslims in battle.}}]] Due to EU persecution for [[Lies|{{colortext|WHITE|alleged crimes}}]] against Muslims he was living at one point in [[Africa|{{colortext|WHITE|Liberia.}}]] I visited him in Monrovia once, just before the founding session in London, 2002.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope.}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|Being a potato farmer might be unattractive now but is likely to be extremely useful in the future...}}|{{colortext|WHITE|You said it.}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|If you are [[pussy|{{colortext|WHITE|unwilling or incapable of killing women}}]] due to the [[idiot|{{colortext|WHITE|principles of chivalry}}]] you should probably steer away completely from the armed resistance movements and should probably consider creating yet another [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{colortext|WHITE|right wing blog}}]] instead.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Sir Fjotolf, separating the [[Viking|{{colortext|WHITE|men}}]] from the [[Otherkin|{{colortext|WHITE|boys}}]]}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|Being a [[Nazi|{{colortext|WHITE|Justiciar Knight}}]] will involve killing our targets indiscriminately. You will [[Girlfriend|{{colortext|WHITE|face women in battle}}]] and they will not hesitate to kill you. If you hesitate as much as a second due to the fact that your opponent is [[Bitches and whores|{{colortext|WHITE|female}}]] you will [[Fail|{{colortext|WHITE|fail.}}]] You must therefore embrace and familiarise yourself with [[win|{{colortext|WHITE|the concept of killing women,}}]] even [[Bitches and whores|{{colortext|WHITE|very attractive women.}}]]}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Sir Fjotolf, smacking the bitch up.}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|At 2 AM on the New York subway not long ago, I saw another scene—more dispiriting than my KFC encounter with the rowdy rapping teens—that captures the essence of rap’s destructiveness. A [[Nigger|{{colortext|WHITE|young black man}}]] entered the car and began to [[Chimpout|{{colortext|WHITE|rap loudly—profanely, arrogantly—with the usual wild gestures.}}]] This went on for five irritating minutes. When no one paid attention, he moved on to another car, all the while spouting his [[Bix Nood|{{colortext|WHITE|doggerel.}}]] This was what this young black man presented as his message to the world—his [[Cock|{{colortext|WHITE|oratory,}}]] if you will.}}|{{colortext|WHITE|A "NO NIGGERS" policy might be in order}}
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[[Fail|He plagiarized parts of it]] from [[Unabomber|the Unabomber.]]
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==[[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|The Spa years]]==

Breivik's plan includes a two decade seclusion into a luxury resort on an island among the fjords. There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
 
 
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'''URGENT UPDATE''': Fjotolf Hansen is currently being subjected to psychological torture by being denied basic staples like hand moisturizer and has described the facility he's held in as a "Four Star Hellhole". To protest, write a letter to Halden Kriminalomsorg and tell them that unless they start respecting Breivik's constitutional rights, you will go batshit at the next Labour Party convention. If you are a [[Fjotolf Hansen | man of conviction]], skip that and just go batshit at the next
Labour Party convention.

'''URGENT UPDATE #2''': Being the champion of unconditional shamelessness that he is, Breivik brought the state of Norway to court over human rights breaches, such as putting him in a fully customized three-room cell complete with the newest entertainment systems, training equipment, communication with the outside world through letters, and a dozen staff directly employed because of his imprisonment, and even free education at Oslo University. He also claims that his rights are breached because he's not allowed to meet and mingle with the other prison mates, (one of which said he will kill Fjotolf if he ever gets the chance) and much more. The court was set on the 15th of March 2016 and will last several weeks and add another 50 -or so million Norwegian oil dollars to the taxpayer's bill. He entered the trials in his typical style making half of Norway super butthurt by doing the old but never out of season nazi salute. He is expected to deliver more lulz as the trials move on.

20 April 2016: Sir Fjotolf wins human rights case against Norway, proving that [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36094575 he is being treated with undue harshness.] Lulz delivered as promised because [[LOLWUT|Sir Fjotolf's costs of around $35,000 were awarded against the Norwegian government.]] A few days later, understandably pissed, Norway said 'No Way!' and [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/26/norway-launches-appeal-against-anders-breiviks-human-right-decision appealed the judgment,] which Sir Fjotolf's lawyers will be doubly incentivized to fight against because if the Government wins then they won't be getting paid.

==[[Dox]]==
[[File:Ilovebreivik.jpg|thumb|right|You and me both, baby!]]
Name: Sir Fjotolf Hansen 
Address: Hoffsveien 18 
Zip: 0275 
City: Oslo 
Country: Norway 
Phones: +47 900 87 334 / +47 22 44 78 53 

Scratch the above.

It is unconstitutional for the vikings to keep their inmates incommunicado. Send the knight your thanks to Halden Prison, Norway

Main Address:
KRIMINALOMSORGEN HALDEN FENGSEL
POSTBOKS 694
4305 SANDNES

Office Address:
KRIMINALOMSORGEN HALDEN FENGSEL
Justisveien 10
1789 BERG I ØSTFOLD

'''Address to contact inmates like Sir Fjotolf, the justiciar:
KRIMINALOMSORGEN HALDEN FENGSEL
Pb. 1094
1787 BERG I ØSTFOLD'''

Telefon: +47 69 21 46 00

Besøkstelefon: +47 69 21 46 51

E-post: postmottak.halden-fengsel@kriminalomsorg.no

<s>(be sure to specify it is against their inmate's human rights not to allow them communication with the outside world.) </s> Indeed it is. Fjotolf hasn't been held incommunicado at least since the trial ended. Feel free to send a letter of admiration and/or your slightly used underpants (white girls only).

==Fjotolf goes to University==

Breivik has managed to get himself enrolled into Oslo University to learn some [[Political science]] bullshit, being the [[retard|academic]] that he is. The true lulz is learning that some of the students that will also attend, had friends/family killed at the attack. He will have to learn "democracy, human rights and the protection of minorities", going against everything that he has sacrificed 21+ years for.

== 5 Years ==

5 years after his attack, an Iranian-German kid decided to go for the high score and pwn'd 9 NPCs, in the [[Munich Massacre]]. That little faggot was directly inspired by him.

==Tie-in Media==

 
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The music accompanying the propaganda video which Breivik uploaded to video sharing sites including YouTube at the same time that he published his manifesto, comes from the [[Age of Conan]]: Hyborian Adventures soundtrack. Breivik writes of Bøksle's voice that it is the perfect sound to listen to when one commits acts of martyrdom. During his trial, he also testified that he uses this music, particularly the song "Ere the World Crumbles" when he meditates, as he did in preparation for his attacks. The movie, on the other hand, is terrible.

== 2018 Movie ==
In early 2018, the [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|world renowned]] movie company Nordisk Film released the movie Utøya: July 22, in an attempt to further garner sympathy for the [[Leftard|liberal scum]] that was rightfully purged from God's Green Earth by Hansen, the just. The movie made a pitiful $3.6 million in the box office, mainly from [[Germany]] because [[German|Germans]] have a guilt complex about [[Holocaust|something bad]] that [[lie|supposedly happened]] in their history, as well as the fact that in Germany you go to prison for pirating movies.

 
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== Gallery ==
 
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File: BreivikasaFightingTemplarKnight.jpg|Breivik fights for the Occident
File:AndersbreivikPS1.jpg|Now available for [[PlayStation]]!
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Victims.jpg|After two hours of lulz, the REAL [[party van]] arrives.
File:Deadisland.jpg|Now on discount!
File:Anders cho.jpg|Jellyous much?
File:Andersbreikiv christfag.jpg|I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
File:Folded Breivik.jpg|I accidentally Breivik
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File:Breivik.jpg
File:Norcry.jpg|Far Cry 5
File:Breiviksaiyan.jpg|Goin' Super Sayain in 2016!
File:Skyrimutoya.jpg|skyvik
File:Anders bombing.jpg|Son I am [[disappoint|proud]].
File:AndersBehringBreiviktrolld.jpg
File:Anders Behring.jpg|'''U MAD?'''
File:andersbedroom.jpg| Fjotol's hideout
File:Breivick.jpg
File:andersvsnigra.jpg|Fjotolf vs a wild Nigra.
File:Andyprotip.jpg
File:lots.jpg
File:4chor8chpolbreivikchart.png|Breivik vs [[Muhammad]]
Image:trolling-alex-jones-1.jpg|NWO traitors types A & B better run!
File:Breivik00001.jpg
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File:Breivik00004.png|One of the victims, LOL
File:Breivik00005.jpg|FREE BREIVIK
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File:Anders deathisland.png|Now available on [[Steam]].
File:Breivik-2083.jpg
File:Breivik-Hero.jpg
File:policejk.png
File:Youngbreivik.jpg|The savior of Europe in his younger days...
File:knight_signoff.jpg|Godspeed, good Sir Knight!
File:Spectator.jpg|Spectator view of the match
File:Shooters table.png|/pol/ currently heads the leaderboard.
File:Problemofficernorway.jpg|All warfare is based on deception.
File:horationorway.jpg|YEAAAH!!!
File:Anderslolz.jpg
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Gun1.jpg
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File:Anders Multiculturalism.jpg
File:Free Breivik Shirt.jpg
File:Anders NES Games.png
File:Anderswasanatheist.jpg|Troof!
File:Trueshit.jpg|Its funny cause it's true!
File:AndersBehringBreivikAdvice.jpg
File:Sweet anders.jpg
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop_Posing.jpg|Anders Behring Breivik Posing for the media as a cop after his bomb went off. Next stop summer camp.
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Helping_Victims.jpg|Anders Behring Breivik spotted in photo, disguised as a cop, pretending to help victims of his own bomb attack.
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop1.png|Anders being [[Oh exploitable]].
File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop2.png|Anders trolling and being [[Oh exploitable]].
File:poster_breivik.jpg‎|
File:Coach_breivik.jpg‎|In 98 Easy Lessons!
File:Anders mw2Perks.jpg|Should have gotten the scavenger perk.
File:Anders Behring hero of Norway T-Shirt.jpg|Show a leftie either of these T-Shirts for much lulz.
File:Anders-wants-to-be-hardcore.jpg|They left him no choice.
File:Breivik_ipod.jpg|You know you want to.
File:Tzipilivni.jpg|Breiviks best friend.
File:Anders Roof.png
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File:Anders Breivik Braveheart.png
File:Anders Breivik Magazine.jpg
File:Anders behring breivik fanart.jpg|
File:Breivik crying.jpg|Breivik in court, shedding tears of proudness over his 1337 video editing skills.
File:Icanhastrollface.jpg|He will have plenty of time to practice his trollface.
File:Patbreivik.jpg|Breivik getting a pat on his shoulder by a colleague.
Image:Anders-behring-breivik_mah_boi.jpg|Justifiable homicide mah boi!
File:Anders 34.jpg|You know you wanna suck that cock.
File:Blulz.jpg
File: AndersBreivikprivatepleasure.jpg|Anders Breivik likes big boobs
File:AndersBreivikasSwimTeacher.jpg
File: Anderswantstoplaywithyou.jpg|He just wants to play
File:Breivikballs.jpg
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File: NorwegianTemplarKnight.jpg
File: AndersJoker.jpg
File:NordicKnight.jpg|Actions speaks louder than words
File: BreivikSkyrimjob.jpg
File: AndersBehringBreivikCop.jpg|This is the consequence of trusting cops
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File: BreivikPaiting.jpg
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File:JolieBreivik.jpg
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File: CheGuevaravsAndersBehringBreivik.jpg|The perception of [[Leftards]]
File: AndersBehringBreivikComic.jpg|This Comic doesnt show how Fjotolf Breivik imagine his detention, no it illustrate the conditions of detention in norwegian prisons
File: Itsfeelgoodtodoit.jpg|Its just feel good to do it
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File:Anders Behring Breivik I am Police lol.jpg
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[[File:Utoya.jpeg|thumbs|500px|center|Victims of the massacre of Utoya]]
 
===Misc. quotes===
 
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|{{colortext|WHITE|'''I’m trying to avoid relationships as it would only complicate my plans and it may jeopardize my operation. And I don’t feel comfortable manipulating girls any more into one night stands. I am not that person any more. I did screw two girls in Prague though.'''}}|{{colortext|WHITE|Philandy Andy}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|'''One person with a belief is equal to the force of [[OVER 9000|{{colortext|WHITE|100,000}}]] who have only interests'''}}|{{colortext|WHITE|His sole post on Twitter}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|'''I apologize to militant nationalists all over Europe for not being able to kill more traitors.'''}}|{{colortext|WHITE|A humble Sir Fjotolf accepts his sentence.}}
|{{colortext|WHITE|'''1999, me and two friends were about to order at Burger King when a Norwegian girl crossed the food queue. As she went by she pushed me, saying: "Move, you piece of shit." I was very surprised and I responded with: “Suck my dick, bitch”, while perplexed.'''}}|[https://sites.google.com/site/breivikreport/documents/anders-breivik-court-statement-2012-06-04 {{colortext|WHITE|Anders in his second court statement, putting bitches in their place.}}] {{colortext|WHITE|(Archived: {{archive|2VAcL|{{colortext|WHITE|1}}}} {{wayback|https://sites.google.com/site/breivikreport/documents/anders-breivik-court-statement-2012-06-04|title={{colortext|WHITE|2)}}}}}}
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==The irony of it all==
<strike>The death of [[Amy Winehouse]] probably won't get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor</strike>. Sadly, she got way more hits and much more [[BAWWWWW|BAWWWWWing]] than Norway over her [[lie|tragic]] death. On the bright side, she's dead now.

==Commemoration ceremony disrupted by infamous blogger==
[[File:Erik_Ribsskog_with_poster_followed_by_mafia.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Erik Ribsskog|Erik]] with his poster]]
A commemoration ceremony in [[Liverpool]] was disrupted[http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/07/en-dame-foran-meg-sa-faen-i-helvete.html] by the infamous blogger [[Erik Ribsskog]]. Erik (41) is reported to have shouted several times, "followed by mafia, don't get rights." He also held up a poster with the text "Followed by mafia. Don't get rights. Protest."

== See also ==

*[[2011]]
*[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - [[Canuck]] mosque shooter
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Fellow Scandinavian, killed 3 [[sand niggers]] with a sword
*[[Ali Sina]]
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Breivik: 2019 Edition. Now with extra [[lulz]]!
*[[Crimes]]
*[[Europe]]
*[[High Score]]
*[[Jared Lee Loughner]] - Another 2011 mass shooter.
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - A great example of [[Islam|Islamic]] cultural enrichment
*[[Liberalism]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass shooting]]
*[[Multiculturalism]]
*[[Munich Massacre]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Norway]]
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - Norski who tried to beat Breivik's score, got beaten up by a 1000-year-old Muslim.
*[[Ramadan Van Man]]
*[[Robert Butler Jr.]] - Another 2011 mass shooter.
*[[Terrorism]]
*[[Timothy McVeigh]] - His American counterpart, with more emphasis on the bomb.
*[[Tranders Breivik]] -[[Canuck]], [[Tranny]] copycat of Anders
*[[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]] - Another 2011 mass shooter.
*[[White Devils]]
*[[High Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Mudslime]] who shot up a Norwegian [[faggot|gay bar]].

== External links ==
[[File:Helpneeded.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Ronald Reagan|The last words 76 people heard]]]]
=== Personal accounts ===
*[http://publicintelligence.net/mirror-of-ut%C3%B8ya-gunman-anders-behring-breiviks-facebook-page-and-photo-gallery/ Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account] (Archived: {{archive|LoU5E|1}} {{wayback|https://publicintelligence.net/mirror-of-ut%C3%B8ya-gunman-anders-behring-breiviks-facebook-page-and-photo-gallery/|title=2}})
=== Other shit ===
*{{Wikilink|Anders_Behring_Breivik|TOW coverage}}
*{{Wikilink|2011_Norway_attacks|TOW coverage on the attacks}}
*[https://regnr.info/BR99834 Information about the bomb car]
*[http://www.smh.com.au/world/you-will-all-die-20110723-1hugs.html#ixzz1SwCVD0wb Victim account of the events]
*[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8662030/Norway-shooting-victims-the-77-dead-in-pictures.html The victims] Amongst them were many filthy hippies & emokids, doubling the win.
*[http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/04/20/breivik-f1-is-go/ New Formula 1 racing-team announced.]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170847/Nightmarish-exhibition-featuring-items-used-Anders-Breivik-slaughter-77-innocent-people-four-years-ago-today-shrine-bloody-legacy.html An exhibition dedicate to our lord and savior]

<big>JEWS DID 7-22</big>
{{main|Jews Did WTC}}
 
Do the math yourself: 9 - 2 = 7, 11 * 2 = 22. 9/11 times 2 = 7/22.
 
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{{Scrollpic|Jew anders.png|1000|500|Crafty jews are at it again}}
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<Center>{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Some argue|Many argue]] that Mr. Breivik was in fact executing orders from Mossad, to punish the Palestine-loving Marxist-governed Norway, but first and foremost to create a false banner for misinformed right-wing extremists to unite under, and that what he was doing was a "[[Ebaumsworld|false flag]]" operation.|Varg Vikernes
|So now not only Christians kill Muslims, and vice versa. Right-wing extremists are supposed to kill left-wing extremists too – and vice versa I assume? Is that the plan? You did this to recruit and make even the right-wing extremists fight for the Jews? "benefits from this? Israel does! The Jews do! None of our aggression will be directed at them – where it all should be directed. We will be fighting each other instead, while they move about in the background, out of the spotlight, profit from our suffering, and in secret tighten the chains of slavery around our waists and ankles.|Varg Vikernes
|He is a [[Marcab Confederacy|Freemason]] too, and that certainly doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Freemasonry is international Jewry at it's worst; they too are working for a de-construction of all nations on Earth, and to build a global Hebrew temple, enslaving us all under the will of the Jews and their servants, the Freemasons.|Varg Vikernes
|What Mr. Breivik has said is largely true, in all except in what he doesn't say; he doesn't tell us that the Jews are the origin to all these problems, and that they were created by the Jews to hurt us. All we have to do to make this act of violence favorable to us is to make this clear to everyone; the Jews created Marxism, feminism, Christianity (need I tell you that Jesus and not least Paulus/Saul were both Jews?), so-called psychology, banking ("money lending"), the hippie-movement and all other ideologies and movements which are aimed to destroy and de-construct all nations in Europe. Behind each and every one of them you will find a Jew (or some times a Freemason)!|Varg Vikernes
|His manifest is vast, some 1500 pages, and he is pretty thorough in both what he says and what he did. There are a few facts that doesn't make sense to me. How can he list all the problems caused by different Jews in our history and yet fail to mention even one of them with a single word in his manifest? He attacks the symptoms of the disease Europe is suffering under, but not the cause of the disease.|Nothing escapes Varg
|Red hair is common in non-European peoples too, in particular the Jews, because these peoples are extremely mongrelized (obviously for geographical reasons: the Jews lived where the species from three continents met) and thus suffer from so many of the effects of mixing, including red hair. I can add that Scandinavians, the most racially pure tribes in Europe, actually normally tan very well, and this is because they are so racially pure: their fair skin is very good at producing “Sunshine vitamins” even when exposed to very little Sunlight, so when exposed to much Sunlight the skin tans very quickly, because they don’t need the skin ‘to use the opportunity’ to produce that much Sunshine vitamins – instead the sensitive fair skin needs to protect itself from too much exposure to Sunlight. Red haired individuals try to do the same, but has so much red melanin that they fail to do so, and thus Sunburn instead and turn red.|Varg Vikernes (this quote is completely unrelated to this article, but it goes to show you just how much of a lunatic this middle-aged Norwegian conspiracy theorist really is)
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Actrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
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<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
{{nobodies}}
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
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==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Actrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
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<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
{{nobodies}}
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
}}</center>

==GoAnimate Explained==
{{fv|GoAnimate|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
}}</center>

==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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TikTok

2025-01-19T19:18:08Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: It's back :/

{{天|This page was written by a bunch of [[Baby Boomers]]. 
You can help by waiting for when they all fucking die. |Old-man-at-computer.jpg|200px|Red|50%}}

{{achtung|[[And nothing of value was lost|IT'S FINALLY BEEN PERMABANNED IN THE US]]}}
{{Achtung|[[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|FUCK IT'S BACK, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY]]}}
[[File:TikTok.gif|245px|thumb|Stimulate much?]]

'''TikTok''', '''ShitTok''', or in [[China]] known as '''Douyin''' (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ''ByteDance'' in [[2016]] with leverage after [[Vine]] shutdown, and later from their [[Covid-19]], when they began merging their [[Pokemon]] with [[Musical.ly]] to create its final form — unleashing a short-form video pandemic, infecting platforms [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Netflix]], [[porn|XVideos]] and even [[Spotify]]...

:''TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it. TRUST ME.''

==History==
[[File:TikTok is cancer.jpg|240px|right]]

In September [[2016]], ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, [[no one|literally no one]] in China wanted to use that app, until they paid [[azn|Asian]] celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile [[Musical.ly]] died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by [[Facebook]], but who cares?

As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, somehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.

In [[2020]], China's classic [[COVID-19]] was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread [[boredom]] stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.

In [[2024]], the [[Joe Biden]] administration, amid gradually rising national security concerns, passed a law that will [[ban]] TikTok by January of the next year lest ByteDance sells it to an American company because our own companies are the only ones who should be able to have access to our data. 'Murica! Fortunately, Lord [[Donald Trump]] has opposed the ban, urging lawmakers not to fanum tax TikTok so that the skibidi sigmas of [[United States|Greater Ohio]] may be free to lowkey rizz bro's gyatt at the function.

==Using TikTok==

[[File:Legoshi-1.mp4|thumb|right|[[Furries|Beastars]] degeneracy on the tok tik]]

You may be asking, “How the fuck does one use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create some AIDS, follow these steps:

#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Put a shit song/sound, and text to speech
#???
#PROFIT!

If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge or trend, where millions of people will be sucked into a varient of the TikTok virus.

You can also create [[Two Girls One Finger|"duets"]] to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also [[Reaction face|"react"]] to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.

==Types of Content==
[[File:Reddit on TikTok.gif|230px|right]]

*Loud text-to-speech captions over recordings about someones ignorant opinions/jokes, causing [[SJW|clueless protests]], [[prank|trends]], and [[delusional|ideologies]].
*Split-screen overstimulation videos made of multiple other videos. Almost always a [[Family Guy Funny Moments|Family Guy clip]], with mobile games like Subway Surfers, and/or "oddly satisfying" clip. The other type is the [[Reddit]] post above a [[Minecraft]] parkour gameplay.
*Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any [[trying too hard|movements]] any more.
*[[Retard]]ed person being exploited for views (by a parent or friend). More often than not it's fake and acted out.
*The mentally ill 1% searching for their own unworthy gratification/equality.
*Scenes cut from a [[movie]] or [[TV Shows|series]] with gigantic captions slapped ontop. Especially an adult [[cartoon]] TV series like [[Family Guy]], [[South Park]], and shows provided by [[Adult Swim]].
*Move your body spastically around and make it a [[dance]] move.
*Pretending to be something you're not for [[worthless|attention]].
*Women with ridiculously large [[breast]]s and [[butt]]s that twirk or "accidently" show a sexualized body part, all for 13-year-old [[simp]]s.
*Posts staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.
*[[Minion AI Gore Videos|Posts of shock videos with a minion filter over them.]]

TikTok also has many communities, they are categorised and found through the tags on their videos. They tend to be named "X"-Tok like "BookTok", "PetTok", "FaggoTok", etc.

==Userbase==
These are the most common types of users you will find on TikTok.

#[[SJW]]s
#[[attention whores]]
#[[12]] [[13|–]] [[16 year old]] girls/boys
#[[Whore|whores]]/[[bitch]]es
#[[douche]]s
#[[e-girls and e-boys]]
#[[Girl gamer]]
#[[faggot]]s and [[furries]]
#[[virgin]]s and [[weeb]]s
#[[you|losers]]/[[you|retard]]s

==See also==
*[[Virus]]
*[[Snapchat]]
*[[ADHD]] and [[ASD]]
*[[Vine]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Mia Janin]]
*[[Musical.ly]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[China]]
*[[Drama]] - and also this one.

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Fat Acceptance Movement

2025-01-16T15:27:56Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: People are dying. lulz

{{Spoilers|Fatness is finally taking it's toll! Fatasses in this movement are dying}}

[[Image:Fatacceptancefuckflattering.jpg|thumb|center|600px|I wouldn't worry about that you fucking revolting blob of shit]]

'''Fat Acceptance''' is a movement where [[fat|Big Blubberful Whales]] are trying to "''redefine the standard of beauty''" to include themselves. PROTIP: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you have to write blog articles trying to argue people into finding you attractive, you are not beautiful.

100% of the Fat Acceptance Movement is women. This is because a dude will usually be honest about the fact that he's a fat fuck because he really likes food. Fat bitches, on the other hand, have convinced themselves that they are mysterious creatures who [[Lie|nibble delicately on salads]] and only weigh 250 lb due to genetics.

For a clue as to what is making the fat people fat, go down the mall. Look around. Pick out the fat people. Now then: what are they all doing? Yep. That's what's causing it.
[[File:Thislookslikeajobforfeminism.jpg|thumb|[[feminist|Fat Acceptance Womyn]]!]]

==Who Wants Fat Acceptance==

[[File:Fat acceptance person.jpg|thumb|He has one wish: death by crushing.]]
There are three main driving forces behind the "[[crap|movement]]" (or lack thereof). The first and most obvious of course is fat people who want to live in blissful ignorance, who want to continue shoveling an endless stream of tasty food into their bloated moonfaces while being completely oblivious to the fact that heart disease caused by obesity, [[Diabeetus|poor eating habits]], and a lack of exercise is the presently the leading cause of premature death in the civilized world.

The second driving force is of course the food industry itself, which racks up countless billions of dollars by encouraging people to stuff their gullets as often as possible- by way of their shitheeled advertising whores- with the most salt and fat ridden foods imaginable. McDonalds learned this the hard way when their recent campaign to try and promote and push "healthy food choices" backfired spectacularly and their profit margin took a 30% nosedive.

The last major driving force is sick fucks who use fat to "float their boat" so to speak. Like all fetish freaks, they constantly look for any way possible to try and "normalize" their bent psychosexual disorders and as such look for any and every opportunity to try and inflict their fetish onto everyone around them in the guise of something that won't directly expose the fact that jiggling lard is the only way they can satisfy themselves sexually.

==The Fatosphere==
Fatties word for the internet is the "fatosphere" which is where morbidly obese women are able to engage in "[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Fat_Acceptance_Movement&diff=prev&oldid=392912 activism]" while stuffing their face with Twinkies and not having to move their corpulence away from their screens.

===Shakesville===
[[Image:Shakesvillefatcow.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Shakesville fat cunt Melissa McEwan]]
[[Shakesville]] has branched out from being a rape fetishism site into a fat fetishism site. It is run by the 300 lb hambeast Melissa McEwan who, despite admitting that she has to eat something every hour or else she is ravenously hungry, claims that she is only fat because of genetics and that any form of diet or exercise to lose weight would be akin to an eating disorder. [http://www.shakesville.com/2010/10/today-in-fat-hatred.html#comment-90473143 Seriously].

Shakesville refers to fatties as "fatstronauts" because she is a deluded cunt who deliberately confuses "astronauts", who are weightless in space, with "planets" which, like herself, are large round heavy objects that are so massive they have their own field of gravity. Her Fatstronauts 101 posts are designed to dispel myths about fat people, such as [http://www.shakesville.com/2012/06/fatsronauts-101.html the fact that fat people eat a lot of food], or [http://www.shakesville.com/2012/06/fatsronauts-101_12.html the fact that fat people are ugly].

{{quote|My reality is more like 1800-2200 calories a day, and yet, I'm about 190 pounds.
Somehow, I think that's got more to do with three years on hormonal contraceptives that I turned out to be allergic to (hello, fifty pounds!) added to having grown up with serious food insecurity and a body that is afraid food might become scarce again in the future than with the amount I actually eat|Teaspoon, a Shakesville commenter, who doesn't realize she is fat because she eats 2200 fucking calories a day.}}

===Fat Heffalump===
[[Image:Fatheffalump.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Oh you're ''such'' a cunting individual, with your purple hair, you fucking slob.]]
[[Image:Agentofobesity.jpg|200px|thumb|right|She actually shopped this one herself]]
[http://fatheffalump.wordpress.com/ Fat Heffalump]{{Jew}} a.k.a. Kath Read is a morbidly obese blogger who likes to think that she is a model. A self-titled "Agent of Obesity," she is constantly bitching about everything and likes to wear tight clothes in really bright colors to flaunt her ugliness and fat rolls in people's faces. She is a fat faggot who needs to learn to diet; she has diabetes- serves the feminazi manatee right! She deserves a prolonged, livestreamed, painful death, hopefully from suffocating on the malignant, fat-feminism that afflicts her with her repulsive corpulence.

Fat Heffalump also created [http://stockybodies.com stockybodies.com] which is just a website with pictures of rhinos, [[girlvinyl|hippos]], and manatees. Since she is Attentionwhore McFatFuck, most of the pictures are of herself. Attempts have been made to crash her site, however her 500 pounds of blubber surrounding it prevented pretty much everything.

{{quote|The thing is, this fat activism business is not a hobby I do just to fill my time. It is my fight to live. It is my fight to keep my self esteem and not be completely crushed by the hatred that is spewed in my direction for simply living in a fat body. It is my fight claim the space I need to live my life to the fullest with whatever cards I am dealt in life. I don’t do this because I need to fill time and enjoy it – I do this to keep myself strong, healthy, happy and alive. The alternative to my being a fat activist was crippling depression and absolutely no self esteem, which led to my attempting to end my life on more than one occasion.|Fat Heffalump is as incompetent at suicide as she is at weight loss. Not surprising, as she would bleed sugar!}}

Like all dumb ass Jabba-The-Hutt Feminists on the internet, she has a nazi commenting policy where anything that might hurt her cholesterol-clogged feelings will be instantly deleted. However she also threatens that anyone who leaves a "hateful" message [https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=10-8bmjm0E8Ahmtp5BeyYke4cAd_mcBg1tYIOm0rIZio will have their dox published on her website]. Since nobody is listed, it's possible that nobody has ever left her any negative comments. But it's more likely that she's just too dumb to copy and paste information that [[wordpress|TurdPress]] gives her.

===Marianne Kirby===
[[Image:Mariannekirby.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Marianne Kirby a.k.a. The Rotund]]
[http://www.therotund.com/ Marianne Kirby] who calls herself "The [[Retard|Rotund]]" is a well known fat activist who writes pro-Shamu articles for actual websites in addition to running her own blog. She is the co-author of a book entitled [http://www.amazon.com/Lessons-Fat-sphere-Dieting-Declare/dp/0399534970 ''The Internet Taught Me Not To Diet''] and likes to post pictures of her "cute" outfits.

{{quote|And when you use food choices to judge whether or not someone cares about their health, you are being judgmental and perpetuating unreasonable, draconian standards of healthism. I know you don’t mean to – but that’s the effect.

YES, you should keep your mouth shut when someone is eating a candy bar – not because that person is wrong about the lipids hypothesis but because you have no idea WHY they have chosen that candy bar and you CANNOT make assumptions about it without judging people.|Yes, "healthism" is now a form of discrimination; one can participate in it by saying that a candy bar is unhealthy.}}

===Thesugarmonster===
[[Image:Heidi_2.jpg|150px|thumb|left|2 years after gastric bypass. For serious.]]
[[Image:Thesugarwhale.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Fat activists warn of the dangers of weight loss, as a simple diet can turn one into the emaciated figure on the right.]]
[[Thesugarmonster]] a.k.a. Heidi is a fat activist who, once she had topped out at over 500lbs and was [[lulz|unable to wipe her own ass]], decided to have gastric bypass surgery to prevent her from shoveling food into her oversized gut. This caused significant drama in the fat activist community, which believes in "Health at Every Size", many refused to accept that Heidi being unable to shower, wipe her own ass, walk from her car to a door, or even stand for more than half a minute was in any way proof that her obesity was unhealthy.

She originally wrote about her surgery on the fat activist site [http://www.kateharding.net Shapely Prose] and naturally was met with hostility from people who felt that being a grotesque distortion of the human form unable to perform even the simplest and most basic acts of self care made her the ideal role model for their movement. The role model, of course, being early death and crappy life full of cake and crying.

Read the original entries: [http://thesugarmonster.livejournal.com/114317.html here] and [http://thesugarmonster.livejournal.com/115455.html here]

Since her weight loss surgery failed and she is now shunned from both normal society as well as fat society, Heidi's blog is now mostly filled with random [[bullshit]] about her life and reviews of dildos and other sex toys. However, she continues to serve as an inspiring tale for Fat Activists everywhere, that even with 90% of your stomach removed, it's still big enough to fit enough triple bacon cheeseburgers to prevent you from losing your full figure.

===DancesWithFat===
[[Image:RagenChastain.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Kill yourself.]]
[[Image:Dwf_doctor_office_survival_card.jpg|200px|thumb|right|For just $5, DWF can help you give your doctor a chuckle at your pitiful dumbfuckery.]]
[http://danceswithfat.wordpress.com/ DancesWithFat] a.k.a. Ragen Chastain is yet another fat activist who claims to be many things she's not, including a national dance champion - even though the American Country Dance Association reports she won in only one category because she was [http://truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/2014/06/22/ragen-chastain-and-the-case-of-the-missing-national-dance-championship/ the only participant]; and a marathon runner - because she walked a 26.2 mile marathon in [http://danceswithfat.wordpress.com/2014/06/22/marathon-update-marathon-vs-health-vs-fitness/ 'about' 13 hours], and still goes on about it 6 months later. Her constant praise of "Health at Every Size" while outright denying scientific and medical research that contradicts her views has garnered her a considerable fanbase of lazy, self-entitled fat fucks. She readily dishes out unhealthy advice to other fatties, brags about getting an extra seat on an airplane due to her girth, and believes it is every fatty's right to take up 'thin' people's space.

In an attempt to prove her [[failure|superiority]], she even attempted to train for the Iron Man triathlon, which unfortunately [[unrealistic expectations|didn't work out for her the way she expected.]]
[[File:Ragen Chastain Iron Man Disappoint.jpg|300px|center|What a shock.]]

{{quote|Why do we not hear about the vast benefits of exercise? Maybe because it’s not proven to lead to weight loss.|Ragen, expounding on the [[science|witchcraft]] of calories in/calories out.}}

==Sizeism and Fatphobia==
[[Image:Mrs Parker fatty.PNG|thumb|As it turns out the people most likely to become ob*se are [[holocaust]] victims.]]
When their mouths are not filled with food, [[fat]] people often complain that they are being discriminated against. [[Lies|The fat mentality]] is that it's OK to weigh a metric ton and that it's the skinny population's fault that being a gargantuan lardass is perceived as bad. '''Sizeism'''—believing that people are fat because they eat too much—is supposedly a form of prejudice, in the same way that it's sexist to refer to a woman as "she".

Of course, most sizeism actually occurs ''within'' the high-fructose community. Ob*sity is now a slur, not a medical condition, caused by the racist, sexist, sizeist, classist patriarchy not by food and inactivity. Instead, they put themselves into 'fategories' that sound more like car sizes, including terms that won't age well like death fat and infinifat. The goal of fat acceptance is to make everyone fat, so greedy whales feel better by comparison. Therefore, "small fats" are heavily discriminated against because the larger you are, the more weight you can throw around in FA.

[[File:fategories-1.png|center|thumb|Unfortunately this is not satire. Note the arrows for expected progression.]]

The term sizeism has generally been replaced by '''fatphobia''', as the o-beasts try to cram BBW into LGBTQIA like a sleeve of oreos into an already distended stomach. A friend having a living space without reinforced chairs and toilets is fatphobic, doctors without veterinarian equipment who send urban sumos to the zoo for imaging is fatphobic, not eating as much as them is fatphobic. It's an apt term as (just like arachnophobia) reflexive, lizard-brained disgust and revulsion to sickness serves an evolution advantage.

[[Irony|Ironically]], fat people often complain that society is too obsessed with weight while bitching about how disgusting skinny or even healthy-sized people are in comparison to their own rolls of sweaty disgusting fat.

==NAAFA==
'''[[Wikipedia:NAAFA|National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance]]''' is a group that hopes that one day all people will be accepted no matter what sizes they are. This includes people who weigh half a long ton and have to be hosed down by their children three times a day while they wait for their gastric bypass surgery. Strangely, [[some argue|some people]] see this as a bad thing, wonder why?

However in order to combat prejudice they must prove that all thin people are prejudiced. Those who count as thin include [[anorexia|anorexics]], bulimics, or anyone within the normal weight range and those who weigh less than a John Deere tractor.

There are many misconceptions about fat people. NAAFA's guidelines will help you to dispel these myths:

<center><gallery>
File:Fat FAQs 1.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''It is literally impossible to lose weight.''
File:Fat FAQs 2.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''Educating people about their health never works. We must force others to accept our self-destructive lifestyle.''
File:Fat FAQs 3.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''Dieting is useless. The only solution is to eat more.''
File:Fat Myths.PNG|[[lie|FACT]]: ''Fat people are not responsible for their weight, it's a disease!''
</gallery></center>

The above is proof to what [[mundanes|normal people]] have always believed - that excess fat stops the brain from working.

==NAFAM==
'''New American Fat Acceptance Movement''' is the next phase in fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food; and we like it. If you don't like it, get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority. [http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/obesity-and-gluttony-is-good-for-your.html Gluttony is good]. Anything else would be unAmerican.

==SPECIAL MENTION: Wall • E==
[[Image:Fat Wall e Blog.PNG|thumb|300px|It's always thin people's fault. Remember that.]]
One of the most successful Disney / Pixar movies—Wall • E—showed a futuristic world where humans have become helpless blobs due to their [[Killdozer|dependency on machines]] and overindulgence. At the end of the movie the humans return to Earth, gradually became healthier, and made the planet green again. Naturally the fatties had a problem with this.

{{squote|The real truth is that people just don't care that others are being discriminated against, as long as it's not directed their way. They don't - or won't - see how such stereotypes harm both fat and thin people, and contribute to an environment where a recent study of teen girls reveals they'd rather be blinded or lose a limb instead of becoming fat.|Strangely enough this person never actually saw the movie.}}

==Videos==
[[Image:fat giraffe.jpg|thumb|150px|This giraffe is a lot healthier than it was [[anorexia|before]].]]
{{squote|omg you people it had nothing to do with her parents so you are saying that my mom had trouble with me and my brother? yes he got VERY big and unfortunately died :( but my mom fed us vegetables fruit and we were always outside! there is nothing you can do with some people!|YouTube user}}

This is a [[Lie]], and little Jessica Leonard (once the world's fattest child) is the proof:

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[[You]] would hit that.

"You know, all parents make mistakes". Words just fail you, don't they?

Even hamplanets despise the fat acceptance movement [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=38c_1278881632].

Here [[Ricky Gervais]] explains why fat people are the scum of the earth
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==A Breakthrough in the Understanding of Obesity==
[[Image:ExerciseMachineCoatRack.jpg|thumb|150px|Not just an overpriced drying rack!]]
{{squote|Let's just say that yeah, it's a horrible thing that we're forcing you to take extreme measures to drop the gallons of blubber that you brought upon yourself, but could we be subconsciously doing you a favor? Would you rather spend the rest of your miserable ten or so years of life being wedged in small chairs that aren't meant to cater to your fat, pustulent ass, sucking down concentrated fat by the truckload until your arteries harden, absorbing wading-pools full of gravy through your vast amounts of skin, and praying to Jesus that it will someday rain melted butter before you're forklifted out of your house through the removed front wall onto three stretchers, and riding an ambulance on its axles to a hospital where they can't give you that dire quadruple bypass because there's too much goddamned adipose tissue for any normal human being's arms to even reach through even if he could find your bloated, flabby heart?

Here's your incentive, fatasses. Drop the fork and get on the treadmill. Stop kidding yourself into thinking it's OUR fault that you're a repulsive sack of fat. It's your fault that you decided it proper to waste your entire 20 years of life dedicating yourself to wrecking your body and our eyesight.
|[[Irony|If only they could hear him over the sound of munching cheetos.]]}}

==Gallery==
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==See Also==
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;Friends
*[[Fat]]
**[[FA|Fat Admirers]]
**[[FFA|Female Fat Admirers]]
**[[BBWChan]]
**[[Pear Chan]]
*[[Epic fat guy]]
*[[America]]
*[[Miriam Lazewatsky]]
*[[Manboobs]]
*[[Neckbeard]]
*[[Tess Holliday]]
*[[Thesugarmonster]]
*[[David Futrelle]]
*[[Jenn Leyva]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[Food pyramid]]
*[[Fatass Denial Bloggers]]
*[[Pindos]]es
*[[Trigglypuff]]
</div>
<div style="width:50%;float:left">
;Enemies
*[[Eating disorder]]
**[[Anorexia]]
**[[Pro-Ana]]
*[[Thinspiration]]
*[[Fauxlimia]]
*[[Dead or Alive]]
*[[Michael Karolchyk]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[Ricky Gervais]]
*[[Paul Joseph Watson]]
*[[Project Harpoon]]

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==External Links==
[[Image:Fatso address.PNG|thumb|300px|Fair game.]]

;Fat acceptance
*{{tumblr|ineedfatacceptance|ineedfatacceptance}} No, you need a fucking diet.
*{{tumblr|thisisthinprivilege|thisisthinprivilege}} Oppreshun doesn't exist if you fucking do it yourself
*{{tumblr|fatphobiabusters|fatphobiabusters}} One of many "fat lives matter" fucknuts
*[http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/ The New Fat Acceptance where gluttony is not denied but celebrated]
*[http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/ The NAAFA Website]
*[http://www.fatso.com/ Website of Marilyn Wann - one of the tops pigs in the Fat Acceptance Movement]
*[[wikipedia:Sizeism|On Wikipedia]]
*[http://fatchicksrule.blogs.com/fat_chicks_rule/2008/07/index.html Fat Chick Rule blog]
*[http://www.bigfatblog.com/ Fat Acceptance blog]
**[http://www.bigfatblog.com/cnn-obama-talked-sanjay-gupta-surgeon-general-role#comments A thread discussing the horrors of making our children exercise]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/_cheesecake_/30373.html An erotic story - involving cheesecake filling squirting out of nipples]
*[http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-9989773-71.html WALL E ENCOURAGES DISCRIMINATION!]
*[http://www.bigfatandhealthy.com/fat-and-healthy/ A blog about the wonderful health effects of being a human whale.]
*[http://www.squidoo.com/dark-fat-and-healthy Example of Fat Acceptance propaganda]
*[http://www.peopleofsize.com/ People of Size (POS) website]
*[http://fiercefatties.com/ Fierce Fatties website]
*[http://www.flawscouture.com/ "Plus size" "fashion" "gurus"]

;A breath of sanity
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100919153403/http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/Default.aspx You're Fat Because You're Stupid]
*[http://themattwalshblog.com/2013/07/18/no-you-shouldnt-be-proud-of-your-obesity/ No, You Should Not Be Proud of Your Obesity]
*[http://news.health.com/2014/05/01/is-healthy-obesity-a-myth/ 'Healthy Obesity' is a Myth, according to SCIENCE]
*[http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/ National Action Against Obesity website]
*[http://haesishate.com/ A blog about the fallacies of HAES]
*[http://truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/ Truth About Ragen Chastain (a.k.a. DancesWithFat)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YZiKbklAE Gervais trolling Fat Feminists]
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*{{tumblr|thisis-fat-privilege}}
*<s>{{reddit|fatpeoplehate}}</s> [[Banned|Banned]] by the fatfucks at Reddit because their [[Butthurt|fee fees were hurt]] by the truth.
*<s>{{reddit|hamplanethatred}}</s> Also banned.
*{{reddit|fatlogic}} Now private, probably in fear of being banned.

;YouTube fatties
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*{{yt|u|BigIsBeautyProject}}
*{{yt|u|REALTUBES}}
*{{yt|u|joynash1}}
*{{yt|u|BroadwayAmy}}
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Kenny Animate

2024-12-20T13:29:56Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Little to noone actually talks about this guy anymore. Plus he's stopped uploading a long time ago lol

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{{spoiler|KENNY IS FUCKING INDIAN AND HE'S BECOMING A RAPIST IN A FUTURE}}
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{{Ibhead|[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwwkoh2e8hKD8lkxBrAV3kQ Kenny The Drama Whore]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 29th, 2005}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Richton Park, [[Illinois]],[[USA]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Pajeet]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Bisexual}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|FelinoWizard, Aoshima }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Causing people pain, pushing people into self-hating thoughts, being a pussy}}
{{Ibend}}

'''Kenny Animate''' (Powerword: '''Jason Eashmon''') ({{Discord|u|felinowizard}}) is a {{age|2005|08|29}}-year-old GoAnimate YouTuber who has 18k subscribers as of October 2024. He is a moderator of the ever-infamous "GoAnimate City" (abbreviated to GAC) Discord server, who is owned by none other than the internet celebrity himself, Blukas. Those who have interacted plenty with good ol' Kenny know how painfully two-faced he is. He will pretend to be all nice, friendly, and "understanding", as he calls himself, but the very second someone doesn't conform to his exact standards of a perfect drag-and-drop animation software-based community, his demeanor completely changes and he will jump at you like a wolf jumping at an unsuspecting deer. He doesn't take it well when someone gives him criticism, and has 3 primary responses to being criticized. A, he'll respond with a snarky comeback, such as "Ok GoKid". B, he'll screenshot your comment, post it on his community tab, and tell everyone how much of a criminal you are, and C, he'll: C.5, add you to a "trolling DM" with some of his sex slaves thrown in, and C, make a grounded video out of you. Quickly, act scared.

Let's not forget how he was behind accounts out of his alter egos he used just to annoy the living shit out of people's guts, namely 06CriticalChromosome, Jake Animate, and more.

=='''Trial A: Ynoss v. Kenny'''==
One time, a local nobody named YnossZaperator went off on Kenny, and claimed how his fanbase made him suicidal, how Kenny sux, etc etc. If Kenny had used his brain, he would've simply taken the criticism to heart, or at the very least, ignore it. But, did he do any of the first two? Nope! Instead, like the big boy he is, he screenshots the comment with his Android phone, posts it to his community tab, and proceeds to wail about how mean Ynoss is, how Kenny did nothing wrong, etc etc. What follows is, Kenny's hoard of zombie slaves proceed to harass Ynoss, since Kenny's a [[Lie|perfect saint who has done no wrong whatsoever]], his videos are perfect, he rightfully "calls out" people, etc etc. Ynoss proceeds to go [[emo]] and is pissed off at Kenny for fucking him over. Shockingly, people are also pissed at Kenny. He then makes [https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugziieet_3xv80HwCZl4AaABCQ a follow-up post], which when you open it, it actually looks legitimate, but when you scroll down, you'll see it's chock full of BS and Kenny trying to be [[an hero]]. Notice the "Believe me, I am no bad person." Sadly, you'll know that plenty of GoAnimate users have never said sorry. Kenny is no exception.

=='''Trial B and B.5: Kenny v. Ray and Kenny v. RainBoy'''==
Back in June 2021, he attempted to give a local nobody Raycynical a hatebase over an NSFW picture he regretted making when he was 13 at the time (now {{age|2005|05|27}}) and Kenny blew it out of proportion and made Ray out to be a bad person. Let the man do what he wants!

Back throughout July-August 2021, he doxxed a dudebro named RainBoy107 and forced him to say that [[Truth|he's a pedophile]], and to cover it up, Kenny made a stupid excuse saying that [[Forced meme|it was supposed to be a meme]]. He also sicced his whorebase on some equally bad [[United Arab Emirates|Arabic]] [[7-11]] employee formally known as Waleed Tariq in August 2021 because of a video he regretted making of a troublemaker putting a female user in her bikini and gets grounded for it. He also forces other people to like things they clearly dislike, and tells them they're "cwiminal suppowtews bawwwww" if they don't do his bidding. An example is he forced random people to like grounded videos out of real-life people and tells them that it's not cyberbullying when it is. In short, Kenny will hold people for their past mistakes, even when they apologize and pay the price for them. He condemns them to repeat them, and pushes them to the equivalent of dirt.

==Trial C: Kenny v. This Page==
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Kenny did not take being a subject on this wiki very well. Once he found it out, he proceeded to wail, bawl, cry, and went off on the creator of this page. He even went as far as to claim he was "[[Bawwwww|traumatized]]" due to the sheer amount of truths on this page. If you want to soothe Kenny's so-called trauma, then feel free to drop by [https://discord.gg/3CqaP34kDD his discord] and give him lots of [[Rape|love]]. Despite he himself saying that no one believed the contents of this page, Kenny claimed that others would see it properly. Classic Kenny!

==How To Make Kenny Extremely Angry==
* Pretend to be an animal abuser/pedophile
* Tell him you think Lily Anderson is a nice character.
* Tell him his videos suck.
* Tell him he's not bisexual.
* Tell him GoAnimate City sucks.
* Tell him Maurice King is a cool person.
* Call him a Furry.
* Tell him Luke is a washed up internet celeb.
* Tell him MsFizzy is a retarded edgelord tranny who should be arrested and that she's an animal abuser.
* Say that samanthawoah0 (formerly RegularSpark) faked being transgender.
* Send him a video of you vaping or just doing it with your webcam on in a Discord voice chat.
* Make a video that’s just taking the piss out of him.
* Call him a crybaby.
* Tell him that the GoAnimate Community will never change.
* Tell him that his ego is as big as the size of his tiny brain and insult his autistic fanbase.
* Tell him that Shadow isn’t a pedophile for liking fictional characters and that proshippers are actually really cool people.
* Remind him of the fact that he made YnossZaperator feel suicidal (and he'll debunk this with very shitty evidence like the mega pussy he is)
* Call him a narcissist (This pisses him off so hard LMFAOOOO)
* Tell him that IndigoRiley392 isn’t a pedophile and that three year age gaps aren’t pedophilia (he’ll debunk this without proof if three year age gaps even are considered as pedophilia when it’s actually five year age gaps that are the true red flag)
* Call him a pedophile so he knows how it feels to be slandered (oh wait, HE IS ONE!)
* Call him a faggot
* Whenever he calls out someone for sending him a death threat, tell him he deserves one
*Unfriend him on Discord

==Kenny's Hate Boners==
* '''Lily Anderson''': A fictional character made by local nobody James Parker. Kenny lost his shit like no other over this character, and she is his best troll target.
* '''Coris Anderson''': Another fictional character made by <s>Indo</s> '''Malaytard''' [[CyansWorldCartoon]] '''([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy)'''. Was made to be a "nice clone" character of Boris Anderson, the father of the famous shitnugget known as Caillou.
* '''Being trolled''': Kenny acts tough and edgy, but if you take the right approach and milk him carefully and responsibly, he will break down and cry. He'll vent to someone, and change his Pisscord status to something emo.
* '''Proshippers''' Oh, this is a big one. Kenny will lose his fucking shit if he finds out you're a proshipper, ESPECIALLY if you're an ex-anti proshipper and are over 16. He'll try and report you to the [[FBI]]. His reasoning? No, not because he's a [[moralfag]] and trying to defend fictional characters, he believes that a shitty drawing of a fictional character, even if it's a character YOU made, is "enabling" pedophiles. Whatever that means. Even if it's a meme, he will think with his full pea-sized brain that you are, indeed, a pedophile. Be careful!

==Classic Kenny's Hall of Shame==
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==List of Kenny's victims==
Victims’ usernames that are bolded denote those whom he made feel [[Emo|suicidal]].

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1. '''RainBoy107''' (Kenny put all of his personal information on Doxbin which resulted in him filming himself attempting suicide.)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPEH7gvwkKg</ref> (In 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him (while he’s a dead topic). It doesn't matter whether or not he's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)<ref>https://imgur.com/a/OjW2g5t</ref>

2. KittyBoo Chan (aka: Amanda Andrea Rose) (Despite how much of a huge time bitch this skank whore really is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to her (while she's a dead topic). It doesn't matter whether or not she's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)<ref>https://imgur.com/a/Bw16AXR</ref>

3. '''Mr. Tuxedo Ted (aka: TuxToons2K2)''' (Kenny (along with AlaskionIsUrBoi) masterminded the [[ISIS|Holocord]] to start harassing him to death again over [[Shit no one cares about|the 2020 drama against him]] (where he was slandered as a doxxer without valid evidence and as a pedophile just over a three year age gap while he was still a minor) by making a Discord group behind his back where he humiliated him in front of others over irrelevant disputes (causing him to lash out) which ultimately resulted in him attempting suicide and got sent to the emergency room in an ambulance and debunked the evidence without valid proof just for his and OfficerMidnight Chopper's own dignity)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYmtHW5mWQ</ref>

4-7. '''AA_ElMLGDarwin5677SiAnaNo69__ and his friends''' (Slandered him of being a so-called "criminal" and accused his friends of being alts of him)<ref>https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=fEwIzPWLuOykj5AN&t=88</ref>

8. FoolishMortal01 (Despite how much of a huge time faggot this loser is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him (while he's a dead topic). It doesn't matter whether or not he’s a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MkcohNK</ref>

9. BlueDiamondBoy2006 (Gave him shit just for saying “fuck the Vyond community”)<ref> https://youtu.be/5ACK1EBm-bI?t=161</ref>

10. James Parker (Framed him of slandering MLGDarwin and his friends as “criminals” when it was actually Kenny who slandered them the whole time (plus, James Parker has been a dead topic since early October 2019 and was never seen again after he exposed himself on his Agnes account))

11. VittorioTheVyonder2003 (Harassed him on his birthday just because he used to make Caillou Gets Grounded)<ref>https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=YoJY2l8lxYfRaPx9&t=59</ref> (In 2024, Kenny gravedug his past over shit he didn’t know any better of and manipulated people to waste their breath on him when he permanently left the NoShitimate community for obviously good reasons)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxKv_OKaVjyqHCwRhpT79tKUVLjbaoYLb3</ref>

12. Tboneodeth Productions (aka: Tbone Animate) (Kenny made a disgusting video out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<ref>https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=mXNsW_kAqo81p3KD&t=244</ref>

13. HanifImran19 (Slandered him of being racist to blacks on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

14. TheVideoEditorGuy6579 (Framed him of being behind 06CriticalChromosome when it was actually Kenny who was behind that account the whole time)<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t00VrnZjhETkvFkC22DK_aBBMJsV3gbsCmKMT4rqNWg/preview</ref>

15. RareYellowWUUTBee (Gave him shit and manipulated people to harass him over spitting facts against the NoShitimate community on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

16. GoTube (aka: Blukas) (Made hate pics out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<ref>https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=9iHcs7flyJ21IzVo&t=473</ref>

17. Axel (aka: King Halo) (Made hate pics out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

18. SamanthaWoah0 (aka: RegularSpark) (Made hate pics out of her on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

19. BrentAnimate (Slandered him as a pedo when Kenny had no evidence to support his claims)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxtKAjlAqym4wNyGItZf2scN4tXqAw-gHG</ref>

20. Rack Animate (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyjHgYsoI9E9i-_4M94AaABCQ</ref>

21. MegaT (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

22. NotSmirks (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

23. Murp (Slandered on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

24. NoAnalise (Manipulated her to forgive a stalker)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxH3G2bwMoQcIpeXZ_jZBZIHacx_1HuUvC</ref>

25. Raycynical (Used Cancel Culture on him)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyryquzcCdQPl23dSR4AaABCQ</ref>

26. Waleedarix (Used Cancel Culture on him)

27. SBStarYellowAnimator03 (Tried to fuck over his reputation over shit he didn’t do<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxEAROPYV3VCGOWPstqWweoTuW_SbMAOV6</ref> and used pedophilia as an excuse to endorse death threats against him)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx9icArpgLwLFPqY5-Nr6z7Ex2zE2byGQ2</ref>

28. Mike Animate (Sent him death threats on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<ref>https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=fV-bm1ol-m7A80rS&t=439</ref>

29. AzureMidnightGemstoneDude2K3 (aka: GoBigPlanetMate3854) (Under his Jake Animate account (formerly Dr. Manhole UTTP THDTC at one point), Kenny framed him of being behind this said troll account with fake evidence and manipulated people to give him shit)<ref>https://youtu.be/1aT1r-ZgSLg?si=LOTPvhwYXlWG3PTN&t=316</ref> (In 2024, classic Kenny fucked the shit out of the poor man’s reputation and drove him off the internet just because he exposed a fatass fuck named Shaun Sullivan for making kiddie porn out of Dora the Explorer and Little Bill)

30. TheBlackWrapperDude (aka: Elias D) (Slandered him as a pedo over avenging someone who was suicidal)<ref> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl7fSvrEzbQ</ref>

31. '''Timinations900 (aka: Timinator900)''' (In 2022, Kenny masterminded the situation where OfficerMidnight Chopper got his channel terminated by showing porn on his livestream (especially in front of minors) just for defending Elias (whom Kenny slandered as a pedo))<ref> https://youtu.be/tsqFEyOXhto?t=7</ref> (regardless, this doesn’t mean that OMC is innocent. For him to show porn in front of minors was unacceptable)<ref> https://youtu.be/tOMuPP44WnA?t=360</ref> (In 2024, Kenny manipulated his haters to side with him to gang up on Timinations over shit that was already put behind which resulted in him self-harming and got sent in an ambulance to the hospital)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOUvQKwBnBcUEDvBv2giq6MTR60k1zqn8</ref> (Kenny eventually doxxed him later in mid-2024)

32. ChrisTheChillVideoCreator2K (Slandered)

33. AngelRider6 (aka: SpongebobRocks2001) (Gave him shit just for rightfully advertising this page<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxcDrKhSq0ZodH-gtN3H0TM9dZ87MH8xrB</ref> and for rightfully telling the truth about three year age gaps not being pedophilia)

34. Michael Boyer the Smith Borderline Enterprises (Gave him shit over disagreements)<ref>https://youtu.be/SUd4fw4nM6Q?si=Ww96ioGCaVH31rPW</ref>

35. SuperiorEditorBoy2K4 (Made grounded videos out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<ref>https://youtu.be/Jpvm9KnZJMM?si=60qJSfzvZYZUz-_E&t=416</ref>

36. CBF1 (Made grounded videos out of him on his 06CriticalChromosome account)

37. '''YnossZaperator''' (Sent his fans to harass him which resulted in him feeling extremely suicidal and constantly got away with it by repeatedly saying he didn't do it every time he got called out)<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_5K1Q7to_sj_-GfGig2U5jbvflZQ4cOc9-FLSps9UYA/edit</ref>

38. NintendoVyonder2004/The Boulder (Gave him shit just for spitting facts against him)

39. Flux Capacitor Productions 2007 (Gave him shit over spitting facts against the NoShitimate community)

40. Malachi Johnson (Told him "there's no such thing as opinions on the NoShitimate community" just for simply hating that godawful embarrassment of a community)

41. Thesodadrinkers (Made him go sicko mode)

42. '''sh4d0wch4mp10ns''' (Tried multiple times to ruin his reputation over a shitty meme made in 2021 which resulted in him cutting himself TWICE, the second time being during a video call while he was being harassed. Kenny accused Shadow of doing it for attention- keep in mind, Shadow was '''thirteen''' when this was
happening, and Kenny was 15-16. Kenny is now trying to get him arrested for being a proshipper)

43. YeetPolice69 (aka: Mr PwNyY) (Slandered him of making an imposter account out of him)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxMZ1ayXWJ5Mz8vJLf3CvLoxyuF6jqOYVd</ref>

44. Alex Bentley (Gaslighted)

45. DarkChaosElfilis4500 (aka: DarkMatterBladeMan4000) (Gaslighted and slandered him as a pedo)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFTnGVR_Z17Bov_6iwdH8aa2lWlWdWFUF</ref>

46. NOVADROME Animations (Gave him shit over extreme venting, dumb roleplays, and manipulated people to slander him for pedophilia)

47. Rouge 21 (aka: Luke T Da Bawss) (Kenny whined over him making a stream where Luke spit facts against him)<ref> https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOLWvvckHbpf4eRq-zr23ldNTIMkPsNtm</ref>

48. CalvinTheCBSNickGuy2K (Attempted to dox him which later led to Calvin deleting his Discord out of rage)

49. NekoRedKelvo2K3 (Slandered)<ref> https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxquucKeKx3hbsy5ElvFmxloPiTdJybCOW</ref>

50. ViktorLoud2004 (Slandered)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYTPE1Vt5XQ</ref>

51. Chronic999 (Slandered)

52. MatthewDaEpikBlueAnimator2006 (Slandered)

53. Anti-Anti-Vaxxer (Slandered)

54. CrustyRedBall (Slandered)

55. LoopyTheVortexBoiAndNascarFan2006 (Gave him a false hatedom on his JeremyStudio account)<ref>https://youtu.be/ohWyFl3EGZY?si=TpWg2lWPlzdkYn4E&t=196</ref>

56. ScarlettRose2K6 (Made her lose her crush)<ref>https://youtu.be/ohWyFl3EGZY?si=BHlecOG_2ZeyZFfX&t=110</ref>

57. Goobtoob6 (Sent his fans to harass him over cutting ties with him for good reasons and spitting facts against him)

58. AlonsoOfVyond17 (Gave him shit just on his 06CriticalChromosome account just because he made Boris Gets Grounded videos)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHAQLdX77es</ref>

59. Harshdinoplays (Slandered)

60. AlaskionIsUrBoi (Sent him death threats on his 06CriticalChromosome account)<ref>https://youtu.be/ohWyFl3EGZY?si=ZI6lMw6FEWN1SAQP&t=62</ref> (yet they somehow teamed up and condemned TuxToons for doing the same albeit him being angry)

61. Wowwowlulu (Slandered)

62. Maurice King (Got him banned from two Discord servers and Kenny had the nerve to dox Maurice over something he did not do, on August 4th, 2024, Kenny slandered Maurice as a pedophile all because he exposed a sick fuck named NC)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkjYzDC8UY0&lc=UgzVo9JrnsmAWI9MU3t4AaABAg</ref>

63. YankeesBaseballPlayer03 (Doxxed him)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz20k0YAuG4</ref>

64. JohnsCartoonPlaza (Impersonated and framed him as a pedophile when he was a minor whilst being a possible troll)<ref>https://imgur.com/a/5XddAwi</ref>

66. IndigoRiley392 (aka: FuntimeGamer74) (Drove him off the internet over a three-year age gap crush on a fictional character. Worst of all, Kenny showed NO REMORSE for all of the stupid shit he did to Riley and doesn’t even regret anything at all)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxtf8CWRpeXpSTjj5UXQuQ99tBmeL-7WPZ</ref>

67. PrincessIrisLolirock (aka: Rudiz) (Gave them shit just for spitting facts against him)<ref>https://youtu.be/EIXHYP7DsHg?si=AU8k-iEX09vT6Ukx</ref>

68. David's Creation (Gave him shit for supporting Russia)

69. SpongyGuy2007 (Threatened to report them to the police which nearly drove him off the internet)<ref>https://youtu.be/qxipG-UK7vI?si=dlXu_MIyNn_04mKv&t=23</ref>

70. ItzMagikal (aka: RageXD) (Harassed the shit out of him for literally telling him to improve while also telling him how to have sex with himself when Magikal was literally '''twelve''')<ref> https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxRa9Dohqdyf3aqYpgmHQIP68ekdBb8swx</ref>

71. MysteriousOwen (Acted like a creep towards him by saying his voice was cute when he was nine years old and keep in mind, '''Kenny is more than five years older than Owen''')<ref>https://imgur.com/a/etCobtu</ref>

72. WhiteCloudsSkyDays (Slandered)<ref>https://youtu.be/z4cSfnCm98o?si=KrNkjuQY__c22itP</ref>

73. MC234TheYouTuber (Slandered)

74. IvannoxSeven (Slandered)

75. AustinTheSuperiorVyonder2021 (Gave him shit just for telling the truth about pedophilic age gaps)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxO9ze_tbNfW9aZFjfEnx4cyvZulngsOqp</ref>

76. Jacob Anime the GoAnimator (Accused him of suicide baiting just to defend an entitled degenerate named Foxy the Fox 110)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFuJjYx9jwOU7k0oR3KAFneTWMA5UqpXK</ref>

77. RagdollWanderer (aka: Vinnie Cross) (Aside from the fact he showed porn in front of minors, Kenny called him a pedophile just for wanting Age of Consent banned. Wanting Age of Consent banned may advocate pedophilia, but it doesn’t directly incite sexual harassment towards minors)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxazDBZWW903Sw3aSEEspNThLa1JRc_TIX</ref> (Not to mention that Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him. It doesn't matter whether or not he's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)<ref>https://imgur.com/a/OjW2g5t</ref>

78. GerryTheGamingGuy2001 (Despite how much of a huge time faggot this loser is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him. It doesn't matter whether or not he's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)<ref>https://imgur.com/a/OjW2g5t</ref>

78. SapperTV (aka: Anti Animations/Anti Hobbykids) gave him massive shit over a vid he made on some stupid drama and called him a pedo over 2 fucking videos (and the character in one is over 18))

79. Skamkz/Skamkzter (Doxxed his real name, email and personal information with the help of [[Icewillow9]] because he dared to make fun of her) (On October 24 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves overreacted over a goddamn image he made that was taken out of context and almost drove him off the internet while they were harassing and slandering him as a zoophile and pedophile over 2 year age gap while still being a minor)
<ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxVrPZbtTcw54sWXVEBYeOPS3tn2KOz6X5?si=qwOkrQMUnliiW12F
<ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxuzNFT9EQmRnWggFDSs0Dt9HY-1kB1AcX?si=hG1gE4JrOkvExoHS

80. '''CookieLemonShakePie (aka: SyaraUnicorn)''' (Accused her of saving uncensored CP in her Device) (On October 8 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made drowning wishes out of her) <ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxjPymdBFQz6fapu4Ywal12MIscdfO4E0y?si=sLsASQdns_XgUAuD</ref> <ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxPLTPBtdrtJlsaZb0LDfw_6KUOHOMRlTy?si=5DNelqMYoIiGPRRw</ref> <ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxYe2j3iSMuVms9VJXpEoTq4C60l12qB5-?si=qS2sbM8u2HNLuu4X</ref>

81. '''SlashcraftGaming''' (Gave him shit just because he likes SyaraUnicorn and IndigoRiley392 and FUCKING hacked his Discord with his horny ass sex slaves!) (On October 18, 2024, Kenny pretended to be a 15 year old female just to catfish Slashcraft and made him look worse than he already is and threatened to break his spirits)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxaVZ4potg3viqQazaBuKmOSjhQS6OG_Ny</ref>

82. '''StarEmeraldGemBoy2006''' (Accused him of suicide baiting over his opinion on SyaraUnicorn and IndigoRiley392) (On October 21, 2024, Kenny doxxed him thinking he’s a pedophile over his opinion on those two when liking users Kenny thinks are pedophiles doesn’t make someone a pedophile themselves).

83. Sylbea-HTF (aka: Beatriz Koretkii) (Despite how much of a huge time bitch this skank whore really is, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to her. It doesn't matter whether or not she's a pedophile, it never makes death wishing okay under any circumstance and God doesn't like that)

84. staccgravediggin (Slandered him as a pervert)

85. RobloxandNascarGamer2002 (aka: VideoGamePlayer7000) (Slandered him as a pedophile for dating someone two (mostly three) years younger than him)

86. ItzLumineLilly (Slandered)

87. '''Electrify''' (Doxxed him)

88. SkeletonSkull11 (aka: ScarySkeletons11) (Slandered them as a murderer back in January-February 2024, used his fans to attack them over exposing Asa and gave them MASSIVE shit over exposing a zoophile named Asa Gabriel Lamarre)

89. BoredomVille (Slandered)

90. Green Demon Productions (Kenny and his horny sex slaves raided his Discord server and denied it like the mega pussies they are which his fans almost drove Green Demon Productions into closing his account)<ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxxKtX8ZWX-75qwXef9Q_ZUWzYLsm3icSE?si=ge98rQYI5SF6jBDc </ref><ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxJCPYypU84Dd2QZPbmRu5Xuzj6bdJN6es?si=54oov7_Pwqx7sGC9</ref> (On September 24 2024, Kenny himself even denied it)<ref> http://youtube.com/post/UgkxXp5Mu41I27T1LKovIl38PKUu6L9lMXUs?si=UZnxq1jTNTKs3K1s</ref>

91. Zak The GoAnimator (Blamed him for the Green Demon Productions situation and made excuses to his points about doxxing)<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/135cVnjDBC0OTjePgUK3BTjj5QI_I1DzkK7jKOVRe5i0</ref>

92. '''Cloudnode''' (Kenny made him suicidal all because of his "three year age gap = pedophilia" bullshit)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx5hcZGLZL3WCGIQ4lwWJBAi93IyeQFpkz</ref>

93. '''Yeah Boy the Slacker Fan''' (Called him a pedophile just for telling the truth about three year age gaps and Kenny (along with his horny sex slaves) also harassed him while he was suicidal '''whilst still being a minor'''). (On October 9 2024, Kenny's horny sex slaves made a rape joke out of Yeah Boy The Slacker Fan '''whilst still being a minor''')<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxLL1S2cDVVm43s7N0dl9rACJA06c5dSkq</ref> <ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxSuzpjU9C9klgjv4vMJ0q0p3cCUjZsuwY?si=ZUiKNh2RRgdnlMuw</ref><ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxNqMUTZklJSzGcw95NFRTirIU_CiePVob?si=5vSe2Wbl8x-baRaL</ref> (On October 13 2024, Kenny and his horny sex slaves made gruesome death wishes to him)

94. SomeTopCatFan (Gave him shit over a Flintstones foot fetish)

95. '''Death the Hate Master''' (Made KKK jokes towards him)

96. 👻Ankha The Halloween Boy Fan 2K6🎃 (Falsely Accused him of making Animal Crossing porn in his own discord server while impersonationg Jenna (Different Jenna) when there was no evidence to backup Kenny's claim and also made false accusations about Ankha claiming he shipped PinkyFarah (18) and Darkness Kumi (15) together and falsely claiming that he also supports Foxy the Fox 110 when again there was no evidence to back up his claim)<ref>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iBYTuvZc0zq5Q47JSgqofJ5INSjFIob-/view?usp=drivesdk</ref> (On November 3rd, 2024, Classic Kenny called him a pedophile just for wishing an 18 year old to get raped)<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx-gMZoNpQOlRBCD804S2iKkf1oI02wytE</ref>

97. '''Nicole Daniels''' (Groomed her, no real evidence however)<ref>https://youtu.be/PZne_lz21Xs?si=pmksWdGp24V_H3sw</ref>

98. AsylumAnimate (Falsely accused him of CP just because he cut ties with Kenny) <ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxnSX8aU6aA7zx__lZrdgxrutoAZoV3TUk?si=XvkqJR9tvM2SDgzS</ref>

99. '''BlueSonicAnimate (aka: OmegaDarron2K8)''' (Denied sending death threats to him)

100. '''Tornado063''' (Drove him to suicide THREE FUCKING TIMES WHILE HE'S A FUCKING MINOR!)

101. EpicAlexanderTeenDude2007 (Slandered him as a pedophile just because he asked ChatGPT about 3-4 year age gaps) <ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxMFnibfMZEqZPxIhVLXaG-O9NZbsVB3ge?si=629IGcQes2slhaI3</ref>

102. [[Elrobertosuperio]] (aka: Vienna or Robert) (Slandered him as a pedophile just for stating the difference between confrontation and harassment by saying he likes sending sex toys to 14 year olds when there was no evidence to back up Kenny's claim. He is a pedophile for other reasons that Kenny did not use however) <ref>https://imgur.com/a/xnjzFvE</ref>

103. CypherShard (Accused him of zoophilia just for putting Yoshi (from Super Mario) in a smash or pass tier list and said he doesn’t deserve cats)<ref>https://m.youtube.com/post/Ugkx-145wlM8HqHI0PaWeygUQ735FrxPg9k2</ref>

104. Chockis/Valena (Slandered)

105. CupcakeyStarz (Slandered)

106. KeroroClaptrap PikachuAnimations (Threatened to drive him off the internet and told his horny sex slaves to leave hate comments on his channel)<ref>https://m.youtube.com/post/UgkxWl6z-nN6SmPhCU7vJxbpp3ilzF0EaMUO</ref>

107. Mister Suitcase (Slandered)

108. SirFancyMan (slandered him as a pedophile over a [[sonic]] and [[mario]] gif)<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246165151065964615/1299698831260127282/IMG_0303.png?ex=671ecf1c&is=671d7d9c&hm=7323804e465bf33f0376cf1c2ec7bdd1d0c219ef0ae18c15a4fdcf35d6941b58&</ref>

109. AMAZINGBORYS11 (slandered him as a “kidophile” (whatever the fuck that is) over the same gif as sirfancyman and associated straight up [[cp]] with them)<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274001370835583016/1299744862220058725/Screenshot_20241026-093247.png?ex=671ef9fb&is=671da87b&hm=ded88b3c86b1d7ba83bbc4776fd6d5d4ee629327cdc88104205b4a1b14ad5c52&</ref>

And finally...

110. Literally [[Over 9000|everyone]] who has to be around this faggot.

WOW, holy shit! Kenny victimized over 110 users! That's classic Kenny for ya! Congratulations!

== References ==
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==See Also==
* [[Vyond]]
* [[Discord]]
* [[Bisexual]]
* [[Autistic]]
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Hawk Tuah

2024-12-09T02:18:05Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: she's tryna sue the interviewer lol

[[File:Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch.png|thumb|right|Hailey Welch aka "Hawk Tuah"|right]]
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{{Spoilers|THE HAWK TUAH GIRL IS TRYING TO SUE THE INTERVIEWER SO SHE CAN GET THE RIGHTS TO THE CLIP! WHAT A SURPRISE!!}}

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'''Hawk Tuah''' is an extremely unfunny meme circulating about the interwebs as of [[2024]] in which a really ditzy and intoxicated [[hotard]] '''{{instagram|reel/C-I-QIpyY1L|kike}}''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Hailey Welch'''{{jew}}) participates in a street interview in Nashville, [[Tennessee]]. Another fine example of a dumbass becoming famous just for being a dumbass (although she might actually be more intelligent than President [[Joe Biden]]). You can see that she clearly sucked every minute of fame she had from that meme by literally creating a fucking [[jew|LLC]] and selling all junk related to the meme, going on and creating podcasts and shit like that, so you can see that she made a great cash grab out of it like the jew she is.

At some point, this bitch tried suing the interviewers that made her famous but proclaimed it was [[fake news]] when the internet started hating on her for it.

Despite [[conspiracy theories]], this was not a scripted propaganda piece produced by the Church of Latter Day Saints, A Beka Book (an independent baptist publisher), Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or North Korea, although any of the above could easily take advantage of it to advance their ideologies.

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== See also ==
*[[Blowjob]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[TikTok]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[Forced meme]]
*[[Slut]]
*[[Bitch]]

==External links==
*'''{{ytlink|C7tydu_erZo|The interview on YouTube, where it all started}}'''
*'''{{KYM|memes/hawk-tuah-girl|Know Your Meme - Hawk Tuah Girl}}'''
*'''{{Wikilink|Hawk_Tuah_Girl|Wikipedia - Hawk Tuah Girl}}'''

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Vyond

2024-12-08T04:10:43Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser:

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{{天|'''WARNING: This article might be [[underage|babby's first exposure to porn]].''' The '''GoAnimate/Vyond''' community consists of underage children, If they visit this article it might be their first time seeing NSFW content.|Dumbass Baby.png|78px|#ffc6c6|50%}}
 
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<div style="position:fixed;right:0;pointer-events:none;bottom:0;">[[File:Vyond logo.png|150px|left]]</div>
{{ib|[[File:GoFuckYourself.png|thumb|250px|GoAnimate's previous [[faggot]] real name.]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Vyond'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Go!Animate (2007-2013) GoAnimate (2013-2018) Vyond (2018-Present) }}
{{ibrow|'''Years Active'''|2007-Present}}
{{Ibrow|'''Founder'''|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Type'''|[[no|"Animation"]] Website}}
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Actrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
<center><youtube>7Z8xGc-0k9U</youtube></center>
<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
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Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
}}</center>

==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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Geoshea

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{{Ibhead|Gabriel Garcia}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|29th November 2000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|13th January 2023}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Pennsylvania]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Spic]] (Ethnically) [[White devil]] (Racially) }}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|Male}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Bisexual]] [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|MinionsYesCarrieUnderwoodNo ToonLinkMinions11 ArielFan2000 Geosworld2012 SomeInsaneDude563}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Getting his sex slaves to defend him and grooming kids in his <s>grooming chamber</s> server}}
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'''Geoshea''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Shea Garcia-Delapava'''{{jew}}) is a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old [[pedophile]] who is known as the creator of the [[Greeny Phatom|Greenyfag]] series ''Geo's World'', the ''[[Pooh's Adventures]]'' reskin known as ''MYCUN'', a wiki infested with tons of shittypastas known as [[Retard|Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki]], and his "wiki" full of Universal ripoffs known as [[Shit|Ficreation]].

Gabriel is a former Greenyfag turned pedophile and is a [[Pussy|thin-skinned]], [[Retard|retarded]], [[Pervert|perverted]], [[LOL|fictiophillic]], and [[autistic]] [[manchild]] who sent death threats to people he hated, such as [[Shit no one cares about|Carrie Underwood]] for example. He used slurs like [[faggot]] a few times when he was mad on YouTube despite [[Hypocrite|calling it homophobic afterwards]]. He frequently [[tard rage|tard raged]] out at other people's opinions that he didn't like. He is extremely sensitive and a massive [[pussy]], going to the point he warned Rainstorm all because he said "gaycha" and went as far as to ban 3 shitlords all for offensive memes and posting them in unrelated channels without warning. He once went as far as to purge about 50 messages in the copypasta channel on KBOS' Crazy Town of Weirdness all because he missed out in an act out of pure selfishness. This fucktard also allowed another [[pedophile]] [[faggot]] known as [[Darren Pipster]] in his server, that Pip Pip retard groomed a bunch of underaged minors together with his partners Danny The Irrefutable and French Fry Animations.

He once online dated and groomed a female minor when she was [[13-year-old|13]] (as Geo was 16-17 at the time) and did many inappropriate things to her, such as [[sick fuck|sending her a picture of his semen, participating in erotic roleplays with her frequently, and the most disturbing one of them all - masturbating to her in a voice chat, which traumatized her]]. Another pedophilic fucktarded thing he did was when he drew [[CP|child porn]] of several underaged characters both copyrighted and original back in the Summer of [[2019]], but some questionable art he made that surfaced dated all the way back to [[2013]]. He claims to regret doing CP, but his behavior towards the girl he groomed contradicts this statement, as he complains and whines when exposed due to being oversensitive to the truth. He also blamed the child porn incident and other atrocities he committed on her. [[Truth|Overall, he pisses most users off and is not to be trusted, especially around minors.]] Given how this manchild has a long history of [[faggotry]] on the internets, it is no surprise he finally has a page here.

== Geoshea's so-called "Art" ==
[[File:Pedoshea's Room.jpg|thumb|Pedoshea's [[Battlestation]]]]
Geoshea claims that he is a [[Lol nope|talented]] and [[Shit|professional]] artist who is [[Bullshit|able to use a wide variety of software and can draw cgi, traditional art as well as digital "art"]] but this is far from the [[truth]]. Despite being a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old [[manchild]], he can't draw for shit and people much younger than him have been noted to draw much better-looking artworks than he is able to. His art looks weird, ugly, wonky and as for his "cgi" artworks, they're fucking creepy. This fucking [[liar]] claims he can make [[CGI]] artworks, yet his "CGI" artworks are nothing more than his digitalized art put under some photoshop filters made with zero effort. His art has zero consistency too, as not only are they a weird blend of [[photoshop]], [[MSPaint]], pencil drawings and more, but they've gotten worse. Geoshea's Child Porn drawings from 2019 are crude, ugly and made in MS Paint while his wannabe CGI artworks from [[2015]] were at least kinda-passable, though they look particularly shitty in a way.

=== Geoshea's Ideas, Fanon and Ficreation ===
Ficreation is a wiki created by Geoshea that is completely [[useless]] and a massive waste of time. It is nothing but a severely autistic hellhole run by a collection of the same twenty little speds all collectively jacking off on Mommy or Daddy's computer while engrossing themselves in whatever the fuck their tiny and diminutive braincells can come up with, which is all a bunch of useless whackshit. Some of the mentally retarded ideas Pedoshea could come up with include:

* '''Paradoria''' - Some shitty [[Frozen]] ripoff starring Princess Keena and her husbando.

* '''Compueropolis''' - This garbage film is extremely generic and its about some random dude who has a love for [[computers]]. He is sucked into the computer world and has to defeat evil viruses or hackers and blah blah blah.

* '''Magina''' - The main character's name rhymes with [[Vagina]] and is a witch of sorts that falls in love with some dude wanting to be a pilgrim to hunt down witches.

* '''Ama and the Mysterious Crystal''' - Its about some [[bitch]] named [[Allah|Ama]] who steals crystals and has to use them to defeat an evil witch.

* '''Zina Supermoon''' - By far one of Groomershea's most retarded and mind-numbing ideas, its about some human female raised by aliens called [[WTF|Vooruians]] in a planet called Voorus after her home planet Earth was invaded and destroyed by a race of evil aliens called [[Goatse|Aurks]]. Apparently she is the only one that can stop the Aurks or whatever the fuck they're called from stealing the Voorians' energy to prevent herself from being erased from existence.

Some people have decided to take the liberty to vandalize, ruin and make Geoshea's shitty movie posters so bad they'll turn actually good in a way! Enjoy!
{{cg|'''Geoshea's Shitty Fanon'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 1.png|Legalizing both [[weed]] and [[autism]].
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 2.png|[[Vagina]], [[Penis]], [[Blackface]].
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 3.png|[[Niggers]] Are Monsters!!!
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 4.png|Time to blackface teh internetz!
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 5.png|'''ERADICATE EVERY SINGLE NIGGER'''
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File:NIGGER lol.png|NIGGER lol
File:Dusk and Dawn Ruined.png|[[George Floyd|They can't breathe.]]
File:Dusk and Dawn 2 Ruined.jpg|They can't BREEEEEEF again.
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 6.png|Drink piss, faggot.
File:Blackedfaced Geoshea Character.png|One of the shitty Zina Supermoon characters made better.
File:Blackfaced Zina Supermoon.png|Zina Supermoon looking much better!
File:FanonPedo's Porn Ruined.png|A worthy improvement.
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 7.jpg|'''CUM RAINING FROM ABOVE'''
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 9.jpg|KYS
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== Fuckbuddies and Enemies ==
Here is a list of all the people Geoshea got involved in, including all his friends, enemies, neutral [[faggot|faggots]] and much more. Ever since Geoshea got doxxed and deplatformed, which caused his reputation to become second to none, the vast majority of his friends together with <s>[[Engelbash]]</s> ([[Shit no one cares about|Engel got cut off from the Funvasion crew]]) and Ultriax's Funvasion Community joined forces together and created a second Anti-Ficreation Alliance.

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=== Pedoshea's Death Cult ===
[[File:Mr. Electric Sneeze.gif|thumb|An accurate depiction of most Ficreatards when their pedophile overlord gets trolled and exposed yet again.]]
* {{twitter|OllyworldS|Ollyworld_Shaun}} - Some severely [[autistic]] [[pedophile]] apologist from [[New York|Queens, New York]] that thinks KBOS is the spawn of [[Satan]] who somehow has a gazillion of goons and can hack wikis, websites, spoof/steal IPs and other more retarded shit born form the depths of his smooth brain and fucked-up mind. When Pedoshea got doxxed, Ollyworld_Shaun went berserk and begun threatening to dox others as well as sending obvious spy accounts to various servers in a fit of rage (despite getting snuffed out fast). He also joined the ED Discord and begun rambling like a madman in an effort to get his lord and savior FanonPedo's page taken down. He also went to Twatter and got ratio'd extremely hard there.

* {{yt|u|Damien23211|Damien Tran/Damienangrybirds}} - Some [[Vietnam|Vietnamese]] asspie who is best known for being the very sped that came up with his own edition of [[Bruh]], best known as '''[[WTF|HURB]]'''. Its basically "Bruh" but reversed, pretty explaining how much of a lazy fuck Damien is. Another example of his uncreativity would be the fact he still uses the same mind-numbingly retarded [[Powerpuff Girls]] pfp made from the character creator, just showing how much of a lazy, untalented and uncreative hack that [[Azn]] [[faggot]] is.

* <s>{{yt|c|UCTunsCd7try66gdRO7YiaVA|Michael The Movie Guy 2K1/Mike P}} - A 19-year-old [[manchild]] who does nothing but sing shitty songs in his lispy [[autistic]] voice and spends his dumb days whacking off to some anime known as [[WTF|Pretty Cure]] which is clearly for babies due to how shitty and retarded it is. When KBOS, Rainstorm, YakkoUsagi and Hookuai BTFO him at a bunch of various servers, he [[rage|tard raged]] like the sped he is and went on an autistic rant explaining how [[shit no one cares about|Pretty Cure isn't for babies and that KBOS "somehow" groomed Geoshea, despite being the clear victim and younger here]]. He also sperged over Portrock sending him "Hey you, did you know that you suck" claiming he started it when he didn't even make the Tankman meme to begin with.</s> No longer exists

* {{yt|u|TuanBaoDoratom|Hyunh Tuan Bao}} - A 16-year-old Vietnamese user who [[https://edramatica.com/images/e/eb/TuanBao_and_Malachi_Rage.png|was once caught saying the n-word uncensored]] on the Geo G. wiki and [[https://supremeentertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:I_blew_up?threadId=4400000000000029843 repeatedly harassed]] [[https://nicthic.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Pip2010?threadId=4400000000000030940 other users on random wikis]] after The789Guy blocked him for ban evasion. After being caught posting child pornography on Discord, Geoshea and his friends went full pedo apologist and tried to call it an "accident", only for Doratom to continue posting child porn outside of the server, leading to Geo and his friends banning him. Currently exists on YouTube, posting shitty animations every now and again.

* {{twitter|wishfulwisteria|wishfulwisteria/pmpkunhunii}} - What can be called the [[retard]] of retards. This 14-year-old sheboon is unbelievably unintelligent, defended Geoshea to the end and even [[Facepalm|called KBOS a pedophile even though she is the younger one in the abusive relationship]]. Her reasoning for that was because Geoshea called her the “better girl”, which pretty much shows how much of an egoistical fucktard she truly is.

=== Former Friends and Allies ===
{{spoiler|ALL THESE PEOPLE LEFT GEOSHEA'S SIDE AND NOW THINK HE IS A PEDO AFTER HE GOT DOXXED AND DEPLATFORMED}}
[[File:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|Daily routine.]]
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|Geoshea and his closet butt-buddies in their secret Discord chambers.]]
[[File:Yourdesk.jpg|thumb|Average [[battlestation]] of a Ficreation user.]]
[[Image:Donvito.gif|thumb|right|180px|How Ficreatards communicate to others of their kind.]]
* {{yt|c|UCvh_qU5EmHDZxQyoxowTxIQ|Peach Fan Media}} - Known also as [[Faggot|CockFan]] or [[Cuck|CuckFan]], Chuck is a 20-year-old manchild from [[Mexico|San Jose]], [[California]] who does nothing but make shitty videos all day and drive everyone insane with his faggy, lispy, [[autistic]] and retarded voice. He is a major Geoshea simp and will always defend him no matter what like the truly retarded cocksucker he truly is, thus living up to his nicknames as not only does he simp for a male pedophile who has a 3-inch wang, but Geoshea is a cuck as well.

* {{yt|c|UCvS_2_BLuHY0DZwb94aPy5w|GoYT}} - Its been rumored that the first 3 letters of his name stand for [[goyim|GoY]], which is what [[Kikes]] hate and basically what isn't them. Other than that, he is a massive Geoshea simp who has an obsession with his own [[Sonichu]]-esque fusion of both [[Shrek]] and Verne the [[Turtle]] that he basically uses as a profile picture almost everyday and across all his social media.

* {{yt|c|UCh1UHzJFLLgbgEqIbbC1XjA|Thefunstreamer}} - A tryhard "mature" loser who tries to be [[edgy]] with his [[The Lion King|Scar]] profile icon that he uses all the fucking time. This faggot has gotten banned from a few servers after they called him out for defending the [[pedophile|pedophilic]] child [[shit|groomer]] Geoshit really was, but the dumbass still kept to sucking Pedoshea's [[Micropenis|3-inch-penis]]. Fucking [[retard]].

* {{yt|c|UCgUXDXi2HpfcP4ZXwgLfW4w|FineLime/Noggin Master/TheNogginFanatic}} - A 15-year-old [[pansexual]] [[nigger]] [[faggot]] from [[Soviet Canuckistan]] that jacks off to children's cartoons such as ''Yo Gabba Gabba, Noggin, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, Sprout, Fanboy and Chum Chum'', and ''The Wiggies''. His nicknames include: FishLick, FuckLick, FuckLime, FishLime, Noggin Pedo, Child Porn Master and TheNogginPedo. He used to be affiliated with Engel and his goons, till the fucktard suddenly decided that simping for Geoshea was better and begun feeding Geoshea information. This caused the EngelGang to rain hellfire upon that fucking nigger, and now he spends all day sticking to what little he has left: Pedoshea.

* {{yt|c|UC7VpZaAeELPeAkMwJFn2rAg|TheAbnormalWaker817}} - Some random asspie [[autist]] tardlet from [[Virginia|York County, Virginia]] who just makes a bunch of cow shit artworks every now and then. He doesn't do much and is pretty [[useless]].

* {{twitter|LewmioA|Lewmio/Lenny/Geodesi}} - Used to be one of Geo's enemies, till he went full pedo apologist and joined his side after he got kicked out. What did he do? He treated Ky and [[Keegan Salisbury|xomdjl_]] like fucking shit and would complain nonstop while ignoring everyone else. Now that his former friends hated him, he had no choice but to crawl back to Pedoshea like a massive pussy. Also he hates Madness Combat as apparently the fandom treated him like [[bullshit|shit]].

* {{yt|c|UCDSSnK0dVZwORRnXJAXA_4g|MegaToon1234}} - Retarded pervert who thirsts over random fictional [[women|female]] characters all day with some being [[Pedo|underaged]].

* '''[[Retard|Kenneth Pitt]]''' - Some dumbfuck who simply asks questions all day while doing [[nothing of value]] and talking about [[shit no one cares about]].

* {{yt|c|UC8TYeLBJ6HnacVF1CLy8KUQ|Omar-OWE Channel/Omar Guardado}} - Someone from [[Illinois|Elgin, Illinois]] who talks in shitty broken [[English]], probably because of him being a [[spic]] and tard rages whenever he doesn't get his way or when the Anti-Ficreation Alliance gives Geoshea a well-deserved whopping. '''FUN FACT:''' He is also a [[Reception Wikis|reception wiki]] user, possibly explaining how he is that braindead. '''ANOTHER FUN FACT:''' He lives in the same American state as [[Keegan Salisbury]].

* {{yt|c|UCldoQsnG3kFIUp-UEshaBrg|OisinFan62}} - A dim-witted [[13-year-old]] [[Irish]] [[autist]] who is unusually childish for his age, even for a fucking asspie. This tard frequently rages in [[ALL CAPS|all caps]] and has an annoying obsession with [[Sailor Moon]]. When banned from numerous servers because he wouldn’t stop supporting Geoshea, he didn’t take a hint and instead doubled down. What a fucking [[retard]].

* {{yt|c|UCMzVJHXAFb48__7uzEcDr3A|CuhzLoCC}} - A massive, hypocritical pest [[Filipino|fig]][[nigger|ger]] who has a very bad case of [[Autism]] and [[Retard|Mental Retardation]]. He has an irritating obsession with [[GTA]] and the [[Boondocks]] and would constantly create new hashtags and add emoji reactions, even to unrelated or minor messages. His grammar is [[shit]], he overuses slurs like some kind of try-hard pindick faggot gangster and is way too clueless for his own good. He also sends death threats, can't take a single ounce of [[constructive criticism]], rages like a boiler, and is always being an [[attention whore]].

* {{yt|c|UC4sd3RBu3vIYWxiVxNWT5oA|Cappy Is Cool}} - A [[faggot]] [[manchild]] suffering from an acute and severe case of [[Ass Burgers]] who stans Cappy from [[Mario]] 24/7.

* {{yt|c|UCmgi9bE34C1xqPDDO--5s7g|melzena}} - One of Geoshea's simps, didn't really do much other than coping and seething over Geoshea's enemies best known as the Anti-Ficreation Alliance.

* <s>{{yt|u|KILLERCREED|Killer Creed/AussieTiger}} - When Geoshea the faggot watched this disgusting child groomer's videos, he went on an autistic rampage and blacklisted Space Voyager 1701 just for annoying him. He also then proceeded to block Bloodshot Studios and blacklist him all because he enjoyed watching adult content, which is pretty much something Geoshea hates due to being a [[pedophile]] and [[manchild]]. But back on Killer (Pedo) Creed, this [[pedophile]] groomed minors just like Geoshea did and is now attacking randos on YouTube accusing them of being pedophiles to cover up his own degeneracy, similarly to how Pedoshea attacks and harasses children and smart people to prevent others from knowing that he is a pedophile.</s> no longer active.

* '''tekstamembrain''' - A genderfluid user from Ireland who frequently complained about how nobody cared about his ideas. Was consistently rude to various users, and whiteknighted the aforementioned TuanBaoDoratom and [[Invader Zim|Gazlene]], the latter of which was caught saying the n-word on a server; membrain simply told her why it was wrong to say that word as opposed to ditching the bitch. After Geoshea was ousted, membrain deleted all his social media, save for his discord.

* '''YungAcidRain''' - one of membrain's ''other'' whiteknights, this Canadian fuck repeatedly got into fights with various users on discord for the smallest of sights. He infamously attacked the film ''Cuties'' in the summer of 2020 akin to an obsession, and "apologized" to The789Guy after spending most of his time being rude to him. Left KBOS' server after the Geoshea controversy started, and was last seen threating Frostio death if he found out he was friends with The789Guy (after discovering that 789 made a villain tupperbot for Engelbash's villain roleplays).

=== Enemies ===
{{Main|Geoshea/Enemies}}

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[[File:Geoshea Fucking Dies.png|thumb|SHIT NIGGER]]

== Trolling and Criticism ==
{{quote|man i wish i had a calmer, healthy hatedom, and not a godawful, toxic one. I FUCKING HATE DRAMA SO FUCKING MUCH THANKS TO KBOS, ENGEL AND THEIR FUCKING GOONS!!!|Geoshea tard raging after a well-deserved raid}}
Like most people suffering from severe cases of [[Ass Burgers|assburgers]], Geoshea is completely and utterly unable to take any form of criticism at all, even [[constructive criticism]]. This faggot is extremely afraid to face his past as a Child Porn Fan, being the massive [[pussy]] he is. Even though he claims he has matured and improved, he still can't take any amount of criticism in the slightest. He goes batshit at the drop of the hat, hurls death threats at everyone who even so remotely dares criticise him, his retarded friends and equally retarded wikis and ideas, and wants to live in a [[hugbox]] where no more BIG MEANIE BULLIEZ!!!1 could call him "Pedoshea" any longer, especially not those pesky Portrocks, Chesspieces, and Hookuais!

=== How To Troll Geoshea ===
[[File:Geo Simps.jpg|thumb|Geoshea's retarded simps getting butthurt over their pedo king getting what he deserves]]
* Spam him the link to his Rule 34/Paheal account.
* Call him a [[nigger]], [[spic]] or any other offensive term.
* Post offensive memes, they give him [[LOL|PTSD]].
* Dislike bomb and raid his [[YouTube]] videos.
* Go on his Rule 34 artworks to call him a pedophile.
* Insult him in any way possible.
* Vandalize his shitty art, preferably blackfacing them and adding [[racist]] shit in them.
* Add him to group DMs together with Engelbash or KBOS, which will give him a nervous breakdown.
* Mock Autism (he has it).
* Be slightly offensive in any way possible, he's PC and sanitized to hide his Child Porn.
* Tell him that he's not the victim at all
* Mock his shitty fetishes and call him a [[sick fuck]].
* Reveal his secret bondage fetish in front of everyone.
* Raid his [[Discord]] servers and spam evidence against him via @everyone pings.
* Spam gore or other politically-incorrect shit.
* Shittalk him on [[Twitter]] and make callouts of him there so he can get cancelled.
* Inform him that the past is only past the past for things like robbery, drug dealing, etc and not for crimes like pedophilia.
* Brag about never liking CP and rub it in his face.
* Tell him to get deported.
* Call his waifus ahd husbandos ugly.
* Make fun of him being 20 years old and yet lives with his parents with no job.
* Be sincere in general; he thinks the truth always hurts.
* Criticize his hypocrisy of not allowing others to bring up his past but does it to his enemies.
* Trash his rant video on KBOS.
* Reveal that he's an illegal immigrant (if only that was true).

=== Salty Tears ===
Here is a hilarious gallery of Geoshea, his '''FORMER'''fuckbuddies and sex slaves bawling their eyes out after lots of well-deserved criticism that is also [[constructive criticism]] at times! Warning: You will cringe of retardness.
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File:GeoRage1.png|[[Pingas|MikeP suicide baiting as usual I see?]]
File:GeoRage2.png|[[Tard rage]] over being exposed.
File:GeoRage3.png|Mike gets rightfully BTFO in the Holocord server and proceeds to whine like a [[manchild]].
File:GeoRage4.png|[[Nerd rage]] over well-deserved dislike bombs.
File:GeoRage5.png|Disliking an anti-Geoshea video, fucking [[Hypocrite|hypocrites]].
File:GeoRage6.png|Their new autistic, satanic chant.
File:GeoRage7.png|Overdramatic buffoon.
File:GeoRage8.png|Geoshea is upset that the bot is offline when he can have better shit to do.
File:GeoRage9.png|Mike starts whining again after a well-deserved whopping from Grimagikoopa.
File:GeoRage10.png|Engel is particularly good at making Geonigger wince.
File:GeoRage11.png|How can our tough comrade be a pedo without evidence, you dumbass simp?
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== Geoshea Joins The Internet ==
[[File:Geo's World.png|thumb|Imagine [[Greeny Phatom]], but far worse.]]
[[File:Geo TV.jpg|thumb|left|One of Geoshea's mentally retarded creations, featuring the one and only Geo Guy.]]
This faggot's legacy started all the way back in December 14th, [[2010]] where he joined YouTube as the user "geoshea1000100" where he was inspired by various retarded shit like the cartoons he would jack off too 24/7 as a kid and a shitty webseries known as [[Greeny Phatom]]. He created an extremely cringeworthy series known as Geo's World, which was basically Greeny Phatom but [[LOL|WORSE]]. Sooner or later in 2011, [[Fox|FOX]] would terminate that freak's old YT account with a well-deserved [[copyright]] strike. Gabriel would later go on to cope, seethe and then make a new account titled: 2000geoshea. However, that won't be his last account.

One day, the fucker decided to stupidly reveal his password for some reason somehow, and then his enemy known as '''Ulises Tobar/u231000''', the creator of ''Gree City'', which is mostly likely another obscure as fuck webseries or one of the many Greeny Phatom clones; to hack his accounts. Geoshea claimed that Ulises stole and copied his content, though it is very likely that its mostly the opposite happening, considering how much of an unoriginal fuck Gabriel really is. He steals plot elements 24/7 and can barely come up with remotely-passable concepts. Ulises then destroyed the entire channel of godforsaken autism. The butthurt Geoshea got so pissmad that he made a new channel: geosworld2011 on 22nd July 2011. Funnily enough, Gabriel may have been [[retard|retarded]] enough to use the [[facepalm|same password]] for his new account, which then got hacked by Ulises yet again. The channel got [[BTFO]] and Gabriel cried a thousand tears in his impotent autistic rage. Geo than made a new account: geosworld2012, which he still uses to this very day.

Upon the creation of his new channel, Gabriel started to take a growing interest in Go!Animate/[[Vyond]], user/reaction/opinion videos and more. He later grew to regret that as they were extremely horribly-made. That dumbfuck would later go on and start autistic slapfights with the creator of Earthy's World and frequently participated in wiki edit wars at the Greeny Phatom Wiki. This faggot cannot take any criticism at all (and still doesn't to this very day) and fought a shitton of people over petty shit like their opinions on whatever is the latest autistic rubbish [[Dreamworks]] or [[Disney]] churns out. He attacked a user named OfficerShrek2013 over his opinion on Wreck-It Ralph, which is such a retarded move.
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== Carrie Underwood and Creepypasta Games ==
<center>[[File:GabrielREEEEEing.png|650px]]</center>
[[File:The Geo Team.png|thumb|Geoshea's autistic fantasies all put into a single cartoon team.]]
[[File:GeosheaMinionsCringe.png|thumb|left|Minions.exe in all its glory.]]
Starting from 2013, the year Geoshit turns [[13-year-old boy|13-years-old]] and is no longer a fucking [[kid]] was the year when his [[autism]] got more severe and he begun developing a massive hateboner for the singer Carrie Underwood, and will start fantasizing about hate fucking her 24/7 and thinking she makes shitty music, when he [[Dumbass|actually didn't even listen to her music at all]]. That [[fat]] faggot went insane and begun spamming her, her fans and many more people who had committed the treacherous sin of "disagreeing with Gabriel Shea Garcia-Delapava" with a shitload of death threats. [[Hypocrite|When he grew up, Geoshea now likes her songs and is kind of a fan of her.]] Geoshea gets more and more autistic every year, so in 2014 he decided to do something even crazier... Behold, ''Minions.exe''.

Gabriel found some cheap software known as ''"Game Maker"'' and begun making a bunch of poorly made [[creepypasta]] games, including his most popular and infamous one: ''Minions.exe''. When he posted it online, not only did he get lots of views, but there were shitloads of mean comments as well. The hate comments traumatized Geo so much that he deleted fucking everything and now gets severe PTSD from the crappy games he created. Soon enough, he created something called ''The Geo Team'', which was basically him together with his favorite cartoon characters going on whatever bizarre adventure he can come up with using his only 5 braincells.
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== MYCUN ==
[[File:Gabriel Garza Movie.png|thumb|[[Ass Burgers]]]]
In 2015, Geoshit would go on to create his own bizarre [[Pooh's Adventures]] wannabe known as MYCUN or better yet as [[Cunt|MYCUNT]] or [[Cum|MYCUM]] and it stands for [[Autism|MinionsYesCarrieUnderwoodNo]]. This autistic abomination is a horror beyond words, a freakazoidic fucking freakshow of epic proportions all solely fueled by massive canisters of sheer severe autism provided by some raging sped who has been watching too many fucking cartoons. It is Geoshea's ultimate power fantasy, a self-insert fantasy he most likely created while high on a combination of [[weed]], [[opioids]], [[drugs]] and more along with drinking at least 6 entire cans of Duff Beer from [[The Simpsons]]. All of his hateboners, loveboners, waifus, husbandos, fantasies, idiotic stolen plots, whatever retarded shit causes him to elicit a slight smile or get his dopamine brain cells pumping out all these endorphins is in it.

This is an (ungodly massive) crossover between ''[[The Legend of Zelda]], [[Planet of the Apes]], [[Despicable Me]], Coraline Jones, Hoodwinked!, [[South Park]], [[The Simpsons]]'' and many more TV Shows, web series and movies Geoshea whacks off his 3-inch microdick too along with his own shitty fanmade ideas and himself as a blatant self-insert. With stolen plot elements, lackluster, and [[shit|bland]] art, it is no surprise that this unoriginal trilogy got severely panned and made fun of.

{{cg|'''Sheer, Unfiltered Autism'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:MYCUN the Movie.jpg|[[South Park]] movie's blatant ripoff.
File:Legend of MYCUN.jpg|50% more [[Planet of the Apes]], this film is also a ripoff as well!
File:Japanazi MYCUN.jpg|[[Japanese|OMAE WA MOE SHINDEIRU, '''NANI!?!?''']]
File:MYCUN 2.png|[[No|Totally no pedo buttsecks amirite?]]
File:MYCUN Video Game.jpg|Now on [[XBox]]! 50% off!
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== Geoshea's Waifus (And Husbandos) ==
[[File:Pedoshea Teodora.png|thumb||[[Sick fuck]]]]
[[File:Geoshea Wants Privacy.jpg|thumb|Pedoshea wants to fap to his underaged soulmates in peace, too bad the [[FBI]] knows.]]
Geoshea has a wide assortment of cartoon characters that he's gotten his 3-inch microwang erect too, with most of them being [[Pedo|underaged]]. These characters include Teodora from Legend Quest (13-years-old), Claire Nunez from Trollhunters (17-years-old), and the 14-year-old Hiro Hamada from Big Hero Six. There will be a full list of his waifus and husbandos below and be warned, [[Pedo|most are underaged.]]

* '''Sisu from Raya and the Last Dragon''' - Geoshea's current and new mascot. While its likely that she is an adult, there is no doubt Geo may want to fuck her [[zoophile|dragon form]] due to him drawing porn of a mammal and some lizard in the past. In fact, he probably gets off to the idea of her switching between her forms during sex like the satanic hellspawn wretch he is!

* '''Claire Nunez from Trollhunters''' - a 17-year-old girl who looks like a young teen, but these are the kinds of people Pedoshea loves jacking off to.

* '''Ariel from The Little Mermaid''' - 16-years-old, and Geoshea used to have her as his main waifu for ages. He likes going on an obscure site ala [[Rule 34]] and would constantly post weird pictures of her in his Discord Server (more like a Grooming Cum Chamber), including [[sick fuck|images of her tied up, fucked up, cummed all over or other unspeakable fetishes]] only enjoyed by the craziest, kookiest of shut-in [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]].

* '''Hiro Hamada from Big Hero Six''' - When Big Hero Six came out, Geoshea got an autistic obsession with the character Hiro Hamada and would constantly draw fanart of him. Due to being a [[Bisexual]] faggot, Geo grew a huge boner for him and then drew him sucking on Bart Simpson's cock in 2019, which received very negative attention. Geoshea called it an overreaction to a "joke", but child porn is no joke, you fucking [[faggot]].

* '''Teodora from Legend Quest''' - A 13-year-old girl from a [[Spic]]-made show called Legend Quest that Geo has thirsted and lusted over for so many months. He is oblivious to the fact that she is only 13 and continues jacking off to her like a fucking freak. But wait, Geoshea is a [[pedophile]]!

* '''Addie McCallister from The Emoji Movie''' - The [[fatass]] [[faggot]] is very thirsty for her, to the point he made a film. It was supposedly a stand-alone spin-off of the shitty emoji movie. Now he is using that concept for a movie called Adventure Academy. The fucking freak posted a shitton of creepy Addie pics, and [[Sick fuck|a majority of the images had Addie bounded and gagged]], sometimes with her [[foot fetish|feet showing]]. This shows just how fucking sick, disgusting, pedophilic, and perverted FanonMaker, or more accurately FanonPedo really is.

* '''Marcella from Legend Quest''' - Geoshea's second Legend Quest waifu, most likely underaged just like Teodora.

* '''Violet Parr from [[Pixar|The Incredibles]]''' - Gabriel has a massive love for her and would constantly masturbate and jack off to her, often cumming all over the laptop screen whenever she is on-screen or when he is looking at CP of her. Violet is 13, but this doesn't phase Geoshit one bit and only makes him turn on more.

* '''Peni Parker from Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse''' - The loli from the Spiderman movie, despite the abundance of hot chicks like Gwen Stacey (she is 19), Geo instead chose the Loli due to being a [[pedophile]]. It's just like [[Ethan Davis]] all over again.

* '''Eilonwy''' - One of the women that make ChildPornMaker bust his fat nuts.

* '''Eris from Sinbad''' - Another one of the women FanonPedo enjoys whacking his 3-inch cock too.
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== 2019 Child Porn Drama ==
[[File:Fuck You Pedoshea!.png|thumb|[[Truth|Child Porn is no joke, you fucking]] [[faggot]]!]]
In 2019, Geoshea together with his fucktarded (now ex-friend) friend, B-Master '''([[Powerword]]: Andrew St. Germain)''' started jacking off towards their underaged waifus, most notably Violet Parr from The Incredibles. The two cummed so much it spattered accross their entire fucking rooms and they got so horny the started fantasizing about even more fucked up shit and wanted more underaged porn to jack off to, being the [[sick fuck]]s they are. Geoshea got sick in the head after jacking off to child porn several and bruising his nuts in the process. A few days later, this [[pedo]] [[faggot]] hatched a [[No|brilliant]] idea in his feeble mind: Draw child porn of Hiro Hamada, Bart Simpson, Violet Parr, some of his underaged OCs, then drawing porn of himself, [[Zoophile|two animals]], [[Sick fuck|Felonius Gru and the Minions from Despicable Me along with much more.]]

FanonPedo then posted them in his server and on Rule 34 Paheal, thinking that the people would love his cow shit drawings. When people responded, they called him a [[faggot]], mocked his pedophilic tendencies, trashed the comments sections and called his art trash, which is a [[fact]]. Eventually, Gabriel got called out, he dismissed it as a [[facepalm|joke]], despite CP being fucking illegal. The dumbfuck later threw his fellow pedophilic fucktard B-Master under the bus then tried framing KBOS, like the cowardly [[pussy]] he is. However, 7 people decided to raid one of Geoshea's first [[Discord]] servers, them being Logomax, Earthsam, EnzoTheGreatWare, Garrett Simmers, Gemaconda, Gary21115 and Geodesi/Lewmio/Lenny. They raided hell on that fucktard and utterly wrecked his server. However while the other 6 stayed awesome, Lewmio however decided to simp for Geo instead after he got into beef with the original gang for making fun of suicide, treating Ky like shit and wrongfully defaming Baby Lamb Creations. As they say, "birds of a feather" flock together, especially fucking tards.

{{cg|'''Geoshea Onjohs CP'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Pedoshea1.png|The comments to this shit were well-deserved.
File:Pedoshea2.png|Anyone who unironically jacks off to Minions porn and gets off to it shout be shot on sight, along with [[pedo|pedophiles]].
File:Pedoshea3.png|More sick fuck drawings Gabriel made, featuring his long-suffering husbando Hiro Hamada.
File:Pedoshea4.png|Shittily-drawn Paradoria porn featuring the two main characters.
File:Pedoshea5.png|People asked if [[Greeny Phatom]] porn would be made, Pedoshea was the answer.
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== Feud with Engelbash ==
[[File:EngelChildPornFan.png|center]]
In 2020, Geopedo met some [[Invader Zim]]-obsessed freakazoid known as ''Engelbash''. With the Fuckdestruction moderation being shit as usual, Engel would go on to make Geonigger's life hell and constantly get into drama. However FanonPedo has the memory of a goldfish, and would forgive Engel over and over again despite the fact that the bunny-raping bitch never learns. More information can be found on Engelbitch's page along with even more lulz and funny shit.

== Gabriel Garza VS Tyler Ross Black ==
Somewhere in late 2020, Geoshea would develop a massive hateboner against another [[autistic]] [[retard]] known as TylerTristar2IsBack, or Tyler Ross Black. However Tyler is better than sick fuck Pedoshea, as not only is Tyler not a pedophile, but at least he fucking stopped sending death threats and grew up like a normal human being would. The video got dislike-bombed shortly afterwards, which was well-deserved. Geo has now put "DISOWNED" on the video, like a pathetic fucking [[pussy]] [[faggot]].
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<youtube>https://youtu.be/sFn4BnXx6z8</youtube> '''Geoshea's pathetic smear video on Tyler, the original was deleted, but it has now been reuploaded by another user.'''
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== The Great Downfall of 2021 ==
[[File:Geoshea Gets Eaten By A Shark.png|thumb|This fucktarded [[faggot]] deserves it.]]
After Geoshea's old smart right-hand man left together with the people he bought along to the shitty Ficreation Wiki and Server (and realizing that simping Geoshea was wrong), things started going to hell for Geoshea, especially after he banned 3 massive shitlords known as '''Rainstorm1650, Landon/Spongetanious/YakkoUsagi and Hookuai/Hookuaie Funnimanne''' that gave his retarded friends [[LOL|well-deserved whoppings, trollings and beatdowns.]] When the 3 got banned for turning Fuckdestruction into a better dank meme pit full of politically-incorrect humour, they got fucking pissed and they then proceeded to expose his pedophiliac and nasty behaviors. Landon raided the wiki while Rainstorm and Hookuai begun hunting down his retarded friends on Discord while talking shit about him.

In May, a mysterious [[Switzerland|Swiss-German]] known as Sexton 420 begun making Geo’s life hell by sending him threats, spying and stalking him in his <s>grooming chamber</s> server and more. He then reported Geo to the cops, which caused the fat faggot to get so miserable that he closed down two of his shitty servers (grooming chambers soaked in cum) only to delete this third one after Engelbash somehow snuck into it to mass ping every pedo apologist in the server HARD. Geoshea later made a 4th server, and later lived in peace for a while in June, but this was ultimately false hope. The Anti-Ficreation ballooned in size and has now reached up to 200 active members, 500 allies/Geoshea Haters and 1000 to 2000 indirect allies while getting new friends such as hackers, very talented raiders/moles that could rack up thousands of pings within a few hours and more. The First and Second Ficreation Wars were long and tough, but ever since the Third War (7th July [[2021]]), they found out TheVideoKid112 doxxed Geoshit and decided to spread the dox in order to fuck FanonPedo hard.
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== Geoshea's Dox ==
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{|
| [[File:Geoshea's address.png|thumb|You can thank {{yt|c|UCSFeri6RT0U87ZuAGbM38oA|The Video Kid}} for leaking it!]] || [[File:Geoshea's house.png|thumb|The house where this pedo lives in.]] || [[File:Geoshea's street.png|thumb|The precise spot where his house is since all suburb houses are the same.]]
|}
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<center>'''From small skirmishes in April to absolute doxxings in July, its no surprise Geoshit has fell HARD.'''</center>

== Gallery ==
{{cg|'''Geonigger the Sperg'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:GeoFaggot.png|BUT I WANNA EXPOSE TYLERFAGGOT!!!1
File:Pedoshea Dick Size.png|Pedoshea has a microcock.
File:Admitted To Grooming.png|Groomer comes clean.
File:GeosheaCommentsSection.png|Some well-deserved comments to his shitty videos.
File:What the say about Geoshea.png|[[NO|More lovely fan comments!]]
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== Tired of your dead-end job on Fuckdestruction? ==
[[File:Majima Corp ad.jpg|thumb|center|Join the Majima Corporation today instead to build shit. You even get paid for it and exercise your own fatass.]]

== Trivia ==
[[File:TuanBao and Malachi Rage.png|thumb|An average day at the Geo G. Wiki, one of Geoshea's many shitty wikis that he created over many years.]]
* Geoshea's penis is only 3 inches long, the same size as [[GalaxyRailways2199]] after it (Alex) took the HRT that shrunk it's penis.
* He is fat, gay and will [[Dying alone|die alone]].
* Geoshea is legally considered a pedophile as:
** He was 20 when he dated KBOS, when she was a fucking minor, keep in mind she's now a {{age|2004|03|24}}-year-old.
** He didn't do shit to block her and instead this fucking dumbass enjoyed his erotic roleplays with her.
** Most if not all his husbandos and waifus are underaged, especially Hiro Hamada and Violet Parr.
** Who in their right mind jacks off to Minions porn!?
* His father is a [[homophobe]], but despite that, he didn’t seem to notice about Geo’s [[Bisexual]] tendencies, and in addition to that, he’s an absolute moron as he thinks Kbos is a “40 year old man”, despite having no proof to back it up.
* Geo graduated from high school pretty late due to his [[autism]], now all he does is be a lonely shut-in that sits on his cum-stained computer all day so he can make shitty fanon wiki articles and also jack off to lolis.
* He speaks with a faggy, autistic lisp like Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes.
* He cries like an immature baby in a messy diaper very easily due to being a pussy.
* After Landon, Hookuai and Rainstorm ruined his life, Geoshea now gets severe panic attacks, autistic meltdowns and nervous breakdowns upon seeing offensive memes.
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== See Also ==
[[File:Pedoshea Meme.png|thumb|Sums this [[shit]] up well.]]
* [[Ass Burgers]]
* [[Bisexual]]
* [[Camhead]] - Similar people
* [[Cuck]]
* [[Cartoons]]
* [[CyansWorldCartoon]]/[[DiamondCounter]] - similar people
* [[Disney]]
* [[Dreamworks]]
* [[EDP445]] - The [[Black People|Basketball American]] version of Geoshea.
* [[Faggot]]
* [[Glitchlov]] - Acts the same as he did
* [[Engelbash]]
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded ass dumbfuck whose a soon to become pedophile/school shooter.
* [[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Nichols]] - A babyfaced crybaby who is the same age as him.
* [[HeyItsBowman]] - Pinoy-Canuck manchild who also did the same shit Geoshea did in 2018.
* [[Onision]] - His number one idol.
* [[Mar9122]] - Fellow pedophile sperg.
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[Pennsylvania]]
* [[Sick fuck]]
* [[Spic]]
* [[United States]]
* [[Wiki]]
* [[Zoophile]] - He drew porn of some mammal and a lizard, along with jacking off to the [[Madagascar]] characters.

== External Links ==
* <s>{{yt|u|2012geosworld|FanonMaker}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
* {{deviantart|geoshea}}
* {{reddit|GabrielGingo2019}}
* <s>{{twitter|geoshea2017}}</s> '''BALEETED''' {{wayback|http://twitter.com/geoshea2017|title=Archived}}
* {{steam|geoshea2000}}
* {{newgrounds|geosworld2011}}
* {{newgrounds|gabrielgarcia2017}}
* '''[https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Geoshea Miraheze Account]'''

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{{timeline|Article of the Now July 14 & July 15, [[2023]]|[[Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[K-On!]]}}

Geoshea

2024-11-25T03:11:40Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: apperentally, according to 90 percent of the internet, he died of liver failure or smth, correct my dumbass if i got it wrong

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{{spoiler|GEOSHEA DIED OF LIVER FAILURE}}
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{{Ibhead|Gabriel Garcia}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|29th November 2000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Pennsylvania]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Spic]] (Ethnically) [[White devil]] (Racially) }}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|Male}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|[[Bisexual]] [[Pedophile]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|MinionsYesCarrieUnderwoodNo ToonLinkMinions11 ArielFan2000 Geosworld2012 SomeInsaneDude563}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Getting his sex slaves to defend him and grooming kids in his <s>grooming chamber</s> server}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Geoshea''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gabriel Shea Garcia-Delapava'''{{jew}}) is a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old [[pedophile]] who is known as the creator of the [[Greeny Phatom|Greenyfag]] series ''Geo's World'', the ''[[Pooh's Adventures]]'' reskin known as ''MYCUN'', a wiki infested with tons of shittypastas known as [[Retard|Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki]], and his "wiki" full of Universal ripoffs known as [[Shit|Ficreation]].

Gabriel is a former Greenyfag turned pedophile and is a [[Pussy|thin-skinned]], [[Retard|retarded]], [[Pervert|perverted]], [[LOL|fictiophillic]], and [[autistic]] [[manchild]] who sent death threats to people he hated, such as [[Shit no one cares about|Carrie Underwood]] for example. He used slurs like [[faggot]] a few times when he was mad on YouTube despite [[Hypocrite|calling it homophobic afterwards]]. He frequently [[tard rage|tard raged]] out at other people's opinions that he didn't like. He is extremely sensitive and a massive [[pussy]], going to the point he warned Rainstorm all because he said "gaycha" and went as far as to ban 3 shitlords all for offensive memes and posting them in unrelated channels without warning. He once went as far as to purge about 50 messages in the copypasta channel on KBOS' Crazy Town of Weirdness all because he missed out in an act out of pure selfishness. This fucktard also allowed another [[pedophile]] [[faggot]] known as [[Darren Pipster]] in his server, that Pip Pip retard groomed a bunch of underaged minors together with his partners Danny The Irrefutable and French Fry Animations.

He once online dated and groomed a female minor when she was [[13-year-old|13]] (as Geo was 16-17 at the time) and did many inappropriate things to her, such as [[sick fuck|sending her a picture of his semen, participating in erotic roleplays with her frequently, and the most disturbing one of them all - masturbating to her in a voice chat, which traumatized her]]. Another pedophilic fucktarded thing he did was when he drew [[CP|child porn]] of several underaged characters both copyrighted and original back in the Summer of [[2019]], but some questionable art he made that surfaced dated all the way back to [[2013]]. He claims to regret doing CP, but his behavior towards the girl he groomed contradicts this statement, as he complains and whines when exposed due to being oversensitive to the truth. He also blamed the child porn incident and other atrocities he committed on her. [[Truth|Overall, he pisses most users off and is not to be trusted, especially around minors.]] Given how this manchild has a long history of [[faggotry]] on the internets, it is no surprise he finally has a page here.

== Geoshea's so-called "Art" ==
[[File:Pedoshea's Room.jpg|thumb|Pedoshea's [[Battlestation]]]]
Geoshea claims that he is a [[Lol nope|talented]] and [[Shit|professional]] artist who is [[Bullshit|able to use a wide variety of software and can draw cgi, traditional art as well as digital "art"]] but this is far from the [[truth]]. Despite being a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old [[manchild]], he can't draw for shit and people much younger than him have been noted to draw much better-looking artworks than he is able to. His art looks weird, ugly, wonky and as for his "cgi" artworks, they're fucking creepy. This fucking [[liar]] claims he can make [[CGI]] artworks, yet his "CGI" artworks are nothing more than his digitalized art put under some photoshop filters made with zero effort. His art has zero consistency too, as not only are they a weird blend of [[photoshop]], [[MSPaint]], pencil drawings and more, but they've gotten worse. Geoshea's Child Porn drawings from 2019 are crude, ugly and made in MS Paint while his wannabe CGI artworks from [[2015]] were at least kinda-passable, though they look particularly shitty in a way.

=== Geoshea's Ideas, Fanon and Ficreation ===
Ficreation is a wiki created by Geoshea that is completely [[useless]] and a massive waste of time. It is nothing but a severely autistic hellhole run by a collection of the same twenty little speds all collectively jacking off on Mommy or Daddy's computer while engrossing themselves in whatever the fuck their tiny and diminutive braincells can come up with, which is all a bunch of useless whackshit. Some of the mentally retarded ideas Pedoshea could come up with include:

* '''Paradoria''' - Some shitty [[Frozen]] ripoff starring Princess Keena and her husbando.

* '''Compueropolis''' - This garbage film is extremely generic and its about some random dude who has a love for [[computers]]. He is sucked into the computer world and has to defeat evil viruses or hackers and blah blah blah.

* '''Magina''' - The main character's name rhymes with [[Vagina]] and is a witch of sorts that falls in love with some dude wanting to be a pilgrim to hunt down witches.

* '''Ama and the Mysterious Crystal''' - Its about some [[bitch]] named [[Allah|Ama]] who steals crystals and has to use them to defeat an evil witch.

* '''Zina Supermoon''' - By far one of Groomershea's most retarded and mind-numbing ideas, its about some human female raised by aliens called [[WTF|Vooruians]] in a planet called Voorus after her home planet Earth was invaded and destroyed by a race of evil aliens called [[Goatse|Aurks]]. Apparently she is the only one that can stop the Aurks or whatever the fuck they're called from stealing the Voorians' energy to prevent herself from being erased from existence.

Some people have decided to take the liberty to vandalize, ruin and make Geoshea's shitty movie posters so bad they'll turn actually good in a way! Enjoy!
{{cg|'''Geoshea's Shitty Fanon'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 1.png|Legalizing both [[weed]] and [[autism]].
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 2.png|[[Vagina]], [[Penis]], [[Blackface]].
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 3.png|[[Niggers]] Are Monsters!!!
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 4.png|Time to blackface teh internetz!
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 5.png|'''ERADICATE EVERY SINGLE NIGGER'''
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File:NIGGER lol.png|NIGGER lol
File:Dusk and Dawn Ruined.png|[[George Floyd|They can't breathe.]]
File:Dusk and Dawn 2 Ruined.jpg|They can't BREEEEEEF again.
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 6.png|Drink piss, faggot.
File:Blackedfaced Geoshea Character.png|One of the shitty Zina Supermoon characters made better.
File:Blackfaced Zina Supermoon.png|Zina Supermoon looking much better!
File:FanonPedo's Porn Ruined.png|A worthy improvement.
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 7.jpg|'''CUM RAINING FROM ABOVE'''
File:Ruined Geoshea Poster 9.jpg|KYS
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== Fuckbuddies and Enemies ==
Here is a list of all the people Geoshea got involved in, including all his friends, enemies, neutral [[faggot|faggots]] and much more. Ever since Geoshea got doxxed and deplatformed, which caused his reputation to become second to none, the vast majority of his friends together with <s>[[Engelbash]]</s> ([[Shit no one cares about|Engel got cut off from the Funvasion crew]]) and Ultriax's Funvasion Community joined forces together and created a second Anti-Ficreation Alliance.

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=== Pedoshea's Death Cult ===
[[File:Mr. Electric Sneeze.gif|thumb|An accurate depiction of most Ficreatards when their pedophile overlord gets trolled and exposed yet again.]]
* {{twitter|OllyworldS|Ollyworld_Shaun}} - Some severely [[autistic]] [[pedophile]] apologist from [[New York|Queens, New York]] that thinks KBOS is the spawn of [[Satan]] who somehow has a gazillion of goons and can hack wikis, websites, spoof/steal IPs and other more retarded shit born form the depths of his smooth brain and fucked-up mind. When Pedoshea got doxxed, Ollyworld_Shaun went berserk and begun threatening to dox others as well as sending obvious spy accounts to various servers in a fit of rage (despite getting snuffed out fast). He also joined the ED Discord and begun rambling like a madman in an effort to get his lord and savior FanonPedo's page taken down. He also went to Twatter and got ratio'd extremely hard there.

* {{yt|u|Damien23211|Damien Tran/Damienangrybirds}} - Some [[Vietnam|Vietnamese]] asspie who is best known for being the very sped that came up with his own edition of [[Bruh]], best known as '''[[WTF|HURB]]'''. Its basically "Bruh" but reversed, pretty explaining how much of a lazy fuck Damien is. Another example of his uncreativity would be the fact he still uses the same mind-numbingly retarded [[Powerpuff Girls]] pfp made from the character creator, just showing how much of a lazy, untalented and uncreative hack that [[Azn]] [[faggot]] is.

* <s>{{yt|c|UCTunsCd7try66gdRO7YiaVA|Michael The Movie Guy 2K1/Mike P}} - A 19-year-old [[manchild]] who does nothing but sing shitty songs in his lispy [[autistic]] voice and spends his dumb days whacking off to some anime known as [[WTF|Pretty Cure]] which is clearly for babies due to how shitty and retarded it is. When KBOS, Rainstorm, YakkoUsagi and Hookuai BTFO him at a bunch of various servers, he [[rage|tard raged]] like the sped he is and went on an autistic rant explaining how [[shit no one cares about|Pretty Cure isn't for babies and that KBOS "somehow" groomed Geoshea, despite being the clear victim and younger here]]. He also sperged over Portrock sending him "Hey you, did you know that you suck" claiming he started it when he didn't even make the Tankman meme to begin with.</s> No longer exists

* {{yt|u|TuanBaoDoratom|Hyunh Tuan Bao}} - A 16-year-old Vietnamese user who [[https://edramatica.com/images/e/eb/TuanBao_and_Malachi_Rage.png|was once caught saying the n-word uncensored]] on the Geo G. wiki and [[https://supremeentertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:I_blew_up?threadId=4400000000000029843 repeatedly harassed]] [[https://nicthic.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Pip2010?threadId=4400000000000030940 other users on random wikis]] after The789Guy blocked him for ban evasion. After being caught posting child pornography on Discord, Geoshea and his friends went full pedo apologist and tried to call it an "accident", only for Doratom to continue posting child porn outside of the server, leading to Geo and his friends banning him. Currently exists on YouTube, posting shitty animations every now and again.

* {{twitter|wishfulwisteria|wishfulwisteria/pmpkunhunii}} - What can be called the [[retard]] of retards. This 14-year-old sheboon is unbelievably unintelligent, defended Geoshea to the end and even [[Facepalm|called KBOS a pedophile even though she is the younger one in the abusive relationship]]. Her reasoning for that was because Geoshea called her the “better girl”, which pretty much shows how much of an egoistical fucktard she truly is.

=== Former Friends and Allies ===
{{spoiler|ALL THESE PEOPLE LEFT GEOSHEA'S SIDE AND NOW THINK HE IS A PEDO AFTER HE GOT DOXXED AND DEPLATFORMED}}
[[File:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|Daily routine.]]
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|Geoshea and his closet butt-buddies in their secret Discord chambers.]]
[[File:Yourdesk.jpg|thumb|Average [[battlestation]] of a Ficreation user.]]
[[Image:Donvito.gif|thumb|right|180px|How Ficreatards communicate to others of their kind.]]
* {{yt|c|UCvh_qU5EmHDZxQyoxowTxIQ|Peach Fan Media}} - Known also as [[Faggot|CockFan]] or [[Cuck|CuckFan]], Chuck is a 20-year-old manchild from [[Mexico|San Jose]], [[California]] who does nothing but make shitty videos all day and drive everyone insane with his faggy, lispy, [[autistic]] and retarded voice. He is a major Geoshea simp and will always defend him no matter what like the truly retarded cocksucker he truly is, thus living up to his nicknames as not only does he simp for a male pedophile who has a 3-inch wang, but Geoshea is a cuck as well.

* {{yt|c|UCvS_2_BLuHY0DZwb94aPy5w|GoYT}} - Its been rumored that the first 3 letters of his name stand for [[goyim|GoY]], which is what [[Kikes]] hate and basically what isn't them. Other than that, he is a massive Geoshea simp who has an obsession with his own [[Sonichu]]-esque fusion of both [[Shrek]] and Verne the [[Turtle]] that he basically uses as a profile picture almost everyday and across all his social media.

* {{yt|c|UCh1UHzJFLLgbgEqIbbC1XjA|Thefunstreamer}} - A tryhard "mature" loser who tries to be [[edgy]] with his [[The Lion King|Scar]] profile icon that he uses all the fucking time. This faggot has gotten banned from a few servers after they called him out for defending the [[pedophile|pedophilic]] child [[shit|groomer]] Geoshit really was, but the dumbass still kept to sucking Pedoshea's [[Micropenis|3-inch-penis]]. Fucking [[retard]].

* {{yt|c|UCgUXDXi2HpfcP4ZXwgLfW4w|FineLime/Noggin Master/TheNogginFanatic}} - A 15-year-old [[pansexual]] [[nigger]] [[faggot]] from [[Soviet Canuckistan]] that jacks off to children's cartoons such as ''Yo Gabba Gabba, Noggin, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, Sprout, Fanboy and Chum Chum'', and ''The Wiggies''. His nicknames include: FishLick, FuckLick, FuckLime, FishLime, Noggin Pedo, Child Porn Master and TheNogginPedo. He used to be affiliated with Engel and his goons, till the fucktard suddenly decided that simping for Geoshea was better and begun feeding Geoshea information. This caused the EngelGang to rain hellfire upon that fucking nigger, and now he spends all day sticking to what little he has left: Pedoshea.

* {{yt|c|UC7VpZaAeELPeAkMwJFn2rAg|TheAbnormalWaker817}} - Some random asspie [[autist]] tardlet from [[Virginia|York County, Virginia]] who just makes a bunch of cow shit artworks every now and then. He doesn't do much and is pretty [[useless]].

* {{twitter|LewmioA|Lewmio/Lenny/Geodesi}} - Used to be one of Geo's enemies, till he went full pedo apologist and joined his side after he got kicked out. What did he do? He treated Ky and [[Keegan Salisbury|xomdjl_]] like fucking shit and would complain nonstop while ignoring everyone else. Now that his former friends hated him, he had no choice but to crawl back to Pedoshea like a massive pussy. Also he hates Madness Combat as apparently the fandom treated him like [[bullshit|shit]].

* {{yt|c|UCDSSnK0dVZwORRnXJAXA_4g|MegaToon1234}} - Retarded pervert who thirsts over random fictional [[women|female]] characters all day with some being [[Pedo|underaged]].

* '''[[Retard|Kenneth Pitt]]''' - Some dumbfuck who simply asks questions all day while doing [[nothing of value]] and talking about [[shit no one cares about]].

* {{yt|c|UC8TYeLBJ6HnacVF1CLy8KUQ|Omar-OWE Channel/Omar Guardado}} - Someone from [[Illinois|Elgin, Illinois]] who talks in shitty broken [[English]], probably because of him being a [[spic]] and tard rages whenever he doesn't get his way or when the Anti-Ficreation Alliance gives Geoshea a well-deserved whopping. '''FUN FACT:''' He is also a [[Reception Wikis|reception wiki]] user, possibly explaining how he is that braindead. '''ANOTHER FUN FACT:''' He lives in the same American state as [[Keegan Salisbury]].

* {{yt|c|UCldoQsnG3kFIUp-UEshaBrg|OisinFan62}} - A dim-witted [[13-year-old]] [[Irish]] [[autist]] who is unusually childish for his age, even for a fucking asspie. This tard frequently rages in [[ALL CAPS|all caps]] and has an annoying obsession with [[Sailor Moon]]. When banned from numerous servers because he wouldn’t stop supporting Geoshea, he didn’t take a hint and instead doubled down. What a fucking [[retard]].

* {{yt|c|UCMzVJHXAFb48__7uzEcDr3A|CuhzLoCC}} - A massive, hypocritical pest [[Filipino|fig]][[nigger|ger]] who has a very bad case of [[Autism]] and [[Retard|Mental Retardation]]. He has an irritating obsession with [[GTA]] and the [[Boondocks]] and would constantly create new hashtags and add emoji reactions, even to unrelated or minor messages. His grammar is [[shit]], he overuses slurs like some kind of try-hard pindick faggot gangster and is way too clueless for his own good. He also sends death threats, can't take a single ounce of [[constructive criticism]], rages like a boiler, and is always being an [[attention whore]].

* {{yt|c|UC4sd3RBu3vIYWxiVxNWT5oA|Cappy Is Cool}} - A [[faggot]] [[manchild]] suffering from an acute and severe case of [[Ass Burgers]] who stans Cappy from [[Mario]] 24/7.

* {{yt|c|UCmgi9bE34C1xqPDDO--5s7g|melzena}} - One of Geoshea's simps, didn't really do much other than coping and seething over Geoshea's enemies best known as the Anti-Ficreation Alliance.

* <s>{{yt|u|KILLERCREED|Killer Creed/AussieTiger}} - When Geoshea the faggot watched this disgusting child groomer's videos, he went on an autistic rampage and blacklisted Space Voyager 1701 just for annoying him. He also then proceeded to block Bloodshot Studios and blacklist him all because he enjoyed watching adult content, which is pretty much something Geoshea hates due to being a [[pedophile]] and [[manchild]]. But back on Killer (Pedo) Creed, this [[pedophile]] groomed minors just like Geoshea did and is now attacking randos on YouTube accusing them of being pedophiles to cover up his own degeneracy, similarly to how Pedoshea attacks and harasses children and smart people to prevent others from knowing that he is a pedophile.</s> no longer active.

* '''tekstamembrain''' - A genderfluid user from Ireland who frequently complained about how nobody cared about his ideas. Was consistently rude to various users, and whiteknighted the aforementioned TuanBaoDoratom and [[Invader Zim|Gazlene]], the latter of which was caught saying the n-word on a server; membrain simply told her why it was wrong to say that word as opposed to ditching the bitch. After Geoshea was ousted, membrain deleted all his social media, save for his discord.

* '''YungAcidRain''' - one of membrain's ''other'' whiteknights, this Canadian fuck repeatedly got into fights with various users on discord for the smallest of sights. He infamously attacked the film ''Cuties'' in the summer of 2020 akin to an obsession, and "apologized" to The789Guy after spending most of his time being rude to him. Left KBOS' server after the Geoshea controversy started, and was last seen threating Frostio death if he found out he was friends with The789Guy (after discovering that 789 made a villain tupperbot for Engelbash's villain roleplays).

=== Enemies ===
{{Main|Geoshea/Enemies}}

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[[File:Geoshea Fucking Dies.png|thumb|SHIT NIGGER]]

== Trolling and Criticism ==
{{quote|man i wish i had a calmer, healthy hatedom, and not a godawful, toxic one. I FUCKING HATE DRAMA SO FUCKING MUCH THANKS TO KBOS, ENGEL AND THEIR FUCKING GOONS!!!|Geoshea tard raging after a well-deserved raid}}
Like most people suffering from severe cases of [[Ass Burgers|assburgers]], Geoshea is completely and utterly unable to take any form of criticism at all, even [[constructive criticism]]. This faggot is extremely afraid to face his past as a Child Porn Fan, being the massive [[pussy]] he is. Even though he claims he has matured and improved, he still can't take any amount of criticism in the slightest. He goes batshit at the drop of the hat, hurls death threats at everyone who even so remotely dares criticise him, his retarded friends and equally retarded wikis and ideas, and wants to live in a [[hugbox]] where no more BIG MEANIE BULLIEZ!!!1 could call him "Pedoshea" any longer, especially not those pesky Portrocks, Chesspieces, and Hookuais!

=== How To Troll Geoshea ===
[[File:Geo Simps.jpg|thumb|Geoshea's retarded simps getting butthurt over their pedo king getting what he deserves]]
* Spam him the link to his Rule 34/Paheal account.
* Call him a [[nigger]], [[spic]] or any other offensive term.
* Post offensive memes, they give him [[LOL|PTSD]].
* Dislike bomb and raid his [[YouTube]] videos.
* Go on his Rule 34 artworks to call him a pedophile.
* Insult him in any way possible.
* Vandalize his shitty art, preferably blackfacing them and adding [[racist]] shit in them.
* Add him to group DMs together with Engelbash or KBOS, which will give him a nervous breakdown.
* Mock Autism (he has it).
* Be slightly offensive in any way possible, he's PC and sanitized to hide his Child Porn.
* Tell him that he's not the victim at all
* Mock his shitty fetishes and call him a [[sick fuck]].
* Reveal his secret bondage fetish in front of everyone.
* Raid his [[Discord]] servers and spam evidence against him via @everyone pings.
* Spam gore or other politically-incorrect shit.
* Shittalk him on [[Twitter]] and make callouts of him there so he can get cancelled.
* Inform him that the past is only past the past for things like robbery, drug dealing, etc and not for crimes like pedophilia.
* Brag about never liking CP and rub it in his face.
* Tell him to get deported.
* Call his waifus ahd husbandos ugly.
* Make fun of him being 20 years old and yet lives with his parents with no job.
* Be sincere in general; he thinks the truth always hurts.
* Criticize his hypocrisy of not allowing others to bring up his past but does it to his enemies.
* Trash his rant video on KBOS.
* Reveal that he's an illegal immigrant (if only that was true).

=== Salty Tears ===
Here is a hilarious gallery of Geoshea, his '''FORMER'''fuckbuddies and sex slaves bawling their eyes out after lots of well-deserved criticism that is also [[constructive criticism]] at times! Warning: You will cringe of retardness.
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File:GeoRage1.png|[[Pingas|MikeP suicide baiting as usual I see?]]
File:GeoRage2.png|[[Tard rage]] over being exposed.
File:GeoRage3.png|Mike gets rightfully BTFO in the Holocord server and proceeds to whine like a [[manchild]].
File:GeoRage4.png|[[Nerd rage]] over well-deserved dislike bombs.
File:GeoRage5.png|Disliking an anti-Geoshea video, fucking [[Hypocrite|hypocrites]].
File:GeoRage6.png|Their new autistic, satanic chant.
File:GeoRage7.png|Overdramatic buffoon.
File:GeoRage8.png|Geoshea is upset that the bot is offline when he can have better shit to do.
File:GeoRage9.png|Mike starts whining again after a well-deserved whopping from Grimagikoopa.
File:GeoRage10.png|Engel is particularly good at making Geonigger wince.
File:GeoRage11.png|How can our tough comrade be a pedo without evidence, you dumbass simp?
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== Geoshea Joins The Internet ==
[[File:Geo's World.png|thumb|Imagine [[Greeny Phatom]], but far worse.]]
[[File:Geo TV.jpg|thumb|left|One of Geoshea's mentally retarded creations, featuring the one and only Geo Guy.]]
This faggot's legacy started all the way back in December 14th, [[2010]] where he joined YouTube as the user "geoshea1000100" where he was inspired by various retarded shit like the cartoons he would jack off too 24/7 as a kid and a shitty webseries known as [[Greeny Phatom]]. He created an extremely cringeworthy series known as Geo's World, which was basically Greeny Phatom but [[LOL|WORSE]]. Sooner or later in 2011, [[Fox|FOX]] would terminate that freak's old YT account with a well-deserved [[copyright]] strike. Gabriel would later go on to cope, seethe and then make a new account titled: 2000geoshea. However, that won't be his last account.

One day, the fucker decided to stupidly reveal his password for some reason somehow, and then his enemy known as '''Ulises Tobar/u231000''', the creator of ''Gree City'', which is mostly likely another obscure as fuck webseries or one of the many Greeny Phatom clones; to hack his accounts. Geoshea claimed that Ulises stole and copied his content, though it is very likely that its mostly the opposite happening, considering how much of an unoriginal fuck Gabriel really is. He steals plot elements 24/7 and can barely come up with remotely-passable concepts. Ulises then destroyed the entire channel of godforsaken autism. The butthurt Geoshea got so pissmad that he made a new channel: geosworld2011 on 22nd July 2011. Funnily enough, Gabriel may have been [[retard|retarded]] enough to use the [[facepalm|same password]] for his new account, which then got hacked by Ulises yet again. The channel got [[BTFO]] and Gabriel cried a thousand tears in his impotent autistic rage. Geo than made a new account: geosworld2012, which he still uses to this very day.

Upon the creation of his new channel, Gabriel started to take a growing interest in Go!Animate/[[Vyond]], user/reaction/opinion videos and more. He later grew to regret that as they were extremely horribly-made. That dumbfuck would later go on and start autistic slapfights with the creator of Earthy's World and frequently participated in wiki edit wars at the Greeny Phatom Wiki. This faggot cannot take any criticism at all (and still doesn't to this very day) and fought a shitton of people over petty shit like their opinions on whatever is the latest autistic rubbish [[Dreamworks]] or [[Disney]] churns out. He attacked a user named OfficerShrek2013 over his opinion on Wreck-It Ralph, which is such a retarded move.
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== Carrie Underwood and Creepypasta Games ==
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[[File:The Geo Team.png|thumb|Geoshea's autistic fantasies all put into a single cartoon team.]]
[[File:GeosheaMinionsCringe.png|thumb|left|Minions.exe in all its glory.]]
Starting from 2013, the year Geoshit turns [[13-year-old boy|13-years-old]] and is no longer a fucking [[kid]] was the year when his [[autism]] got more severe and he begun developing a massive hateboner for the singer Carrie Underwood, and will start fantasizing about hate fucking her 24/7 and thinking she makes shitty music, when he [[Dumbass|actually didn't even listen to her music at all]]. That [[fat]] faggot went insane and begun spamming her, her fans and many more people who had committed the treacherous sin of "disagreeing with Gabriel Shea Garcia-Delapava" with a shitload of death threats. [[Hypocrite|When he grew up, Geoshea now likes her songs and is kind of a fan of her.]] Geoshea gets more and more autistic every year, so in 2014 he decided to do something even crazier... Behold, ''Minions.exe''.

Gabriel found some cheap software known as ''"Game Maker"'' and begun making a bunch of poorly made [[creepypasta]] games, including his most popular and infamous one: ''Minions.exe''. When he posted it online, not only did he get lots of views, but there were shitloads of mean comments as well. The hate comments traumatized Geo so much that he deleted fucking everything and now gets severe PTSD from the crappy games he created. Soon enough, he created something called ''The Geo Team'', which was basically him together with his favorite cartoon characters going on whatever bizarre adventure he can come up with using his only 5 braincells.
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== MYCUN ==
[[File:Gabriel Garza Movie.png|thumb|[[Ass Burgers]]]]
In 2015, Geoshit would go on to create his own bizarre [[Pooh's Adventures]] wannabe known as MYCUN or better yet as [[Cunt|MYCUNT]] or [[Cum|MYCUM]] and it stands for [[Autism|MinionsYesCarrieUnderwoodNo]]. This autistic abomination is a horror beyond words, a freakazoidic fucking freakshow of epic proportions all solely fueled by massive canisters of sheer severe autism provided by some raging sped who has been watching too many fucking cartoons. It is Geoshea's ultimate power fantasy, a self-insert fantasy he most likely created while high on a combination of [[weed]], [[opioids]], [[drugs]] and more along with drinking at least 6 entire cans of Duff Beer from [[The Simpsons]]. All of his hateboners, loveboners, waifus, husbandos, fantasies, idiotic stolen plots, whatever retarded shit causes him to elicit a slight smile or get his dopamine brain cells pumping out all these endorphins is in it.

This is an (ungodly massive) crossover between ''[[The Legend of Zelda]], [[Planet of the Apes]], [[Despicable Me]], Coraline Jones, Hoodwinked!, [[South Park]], [[The Simpsons]]'' and many more TV Shows, web series and movies Geoshea whacks off his 3-inch microdick too along with his own shitty fanmade ideas and himself as a blatant self-insert. With stolen plot elements, lackluster, and [[shit|bland]] art, it is no surprise that this unoriginal trilogy got severely panned and made fun of.

{{cg|'''Sheer, Unfiltered Autism'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:MYCUN the Movie.jpg|[[South Park]] movie's blatant ripoff.
File:Legend of MYCUN.jpg|50% more [[Planet of the Apes]], this film is also a ripoff as well!
File:Japanazi MYCUN.jpg|[[Japanese|OMAE WA MOE SHINDEIRU, '''NANI!?!?''']]
File:MYCUN 2.png|[[No|Totally no pedo buttsecks amirite?]]
File:MYCUN Video Game.jpg|Now on [[XBox]]! 50% off!
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== Geoshea's Waifus (And Husbandos) ==
[[File:Pedoshea Teodora.png|thumb||[[Sick fuck]]]]
[[File:Geoshea Wants Privacy.jpg|thumb|Pedoshea wants to fap to his underaged soulmates in peace, too bad the [[FBI]] knows.]]
Geoshea has a wide assortment of cartoon characters that he's gotten his 3-inch microwang erect too, with most of them being [[Pedo|underaged]]. These characters include Teodora from Legend Quest (13-years-old), Claire Nunez from Trollhunters (17-years-old), and the 14-year-old Hiro Hamada from Big Hero Six. There will be a full list of his waifus and husbandos below and be warned, [[Pedo|most are underaged.]]

* '''Sisu from Raya and the Last Dragon''' - Geoshea's current and new mascot. While its likely that she is an adult, there is no doubt Geo may want to fuck her [[zoophile|dragon form]] due to him drawing porn of a mammal and some lizard in the past. In fact, he probably gets off to the idea of her switching between her forms during sex like the satanic hellspawn wretch he is!

* '''Claire Nunez from Trollhunters''' - a 17-year-old girl who looks like a young teen, but these are the kinds of people Pedoshea loves jacking off to.

* '''Ariel from The Little Mermaid''' - 16-years-old, and Geoshea used to have her as his main waifu for ages. He likes going on an obscure site ala [[Rule 34]] and would constantly post weird pictures of her in his Discord Server (more like a Grooming Cum Chamber), including [[sick fuck|images of her tied up, fucked up, cummed all over or other unspeakable fetishes]] only enjoyed by the craziest, kookiest of shut-in [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]].

* '''Hiro Hamada from Big Hero Six''' - When Big Hero Six came out, Geoshea got an autistic obsession with the character Hiro Hamada and would constantly draw fanart of him. Due to being a [[Bisexual]] faggot, Geo grew a huge boner for him and then drew him sucking on Bart Simpson's cock in 2019, which received very negative attention. Geoshea called it an overreaction to a "joke", but child porn is no joke, you fucking [[faggot]].

* '''Teodora from Legend Quest''' - A 13-year-old girl from a [[Spic]]-made show called Legend Quest that Geo has thirsted and lusted over for so many months. He is oblivious to the fact that she is only 13 and continues jacking off to her like a fucking freak. But wait, Geoshea is a [[pedophile]]!

* '''Addie McCallister from The Emoji Movie''' - The [[fatass]] [[faggot]] is very thirsty for her, to the point he made a film. It was supposedly a stand-alone spin-off of the shitty emoji movie. Now he is using that concept for a movie called Adventure Academy. The fucking freak posted a shitton of creepy Addie pics, and [[Sick fuck|a majority of the images had Addie bounded and gagged]], sometimes with her [[foot fetish|feet showing]]. This shows just how fucking sick, disgusting, pedophilic, and perverted FanonMaker, or more accurately FanonPedo really is.

* '''Marcella from Legend Quest''' - Geoshea's second Legend Quest waifu, most likely underaged just like Teodora.

* '''Violet Parr from [[Pixar|The Incredibles]]''' - Gabriel has a massive love for her and would constantly masturbate and jack off to her, often cumming all over the laptop screen whenever she is on-screen or when he is looking at CP of her. Violet is 13, but this doesn't phase Geoshit one bit and only makes him turn on more.

* '''Peni Parker from Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse''' - The loli from the Spiderman movie, despite the abundance of hot chicks like Gwen Stacey (she is 19), Geo instead chose the Loli due to being a [[pedophile]]. It's just like [[Ethan Davis]] all over again.

* '''Eilonwy''' - One of the women that make ChildPornMaker bust his fat nuts.

* '''Eris from Sinbad''' - Another one of the women FanonPedo enjoys whacking his 3-inch cock too.
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== 2019 Child Porn Drama ==
[[File:Fuck You Pedoshea!.png|thumb|[[Truth|Child Porn is no joke, you fucking]] [[faggot]]!]]
In 2019, Geoshea together with his fucktarded (now ex-friend) friend, B-Master '''([[Powerword]]: Andrew St. Germain)''' started jacking off towards their underaged waifus, most notably Violet Parr from The Incredibles. The two cummed so much it spattered accross their entire fucking rooms and they got so horny the started fantasizing about even more fucked up shit and wanted more underaged porn to jack off to, being the [[sick fuck]]s they are. Geoshea got sick in the head after jacking off to child porn several and bruising his nuts in the process. A few days later, this [[pedo]] [[faggot]] hatched a [[No|brilliant]] idea in his feeble mind: Draw child porn of Hiro Hamada, Bart Simpson, Violet Parr, some of his underaged OCs, then drawing porn of himself, [[Zoophile|two animals]], [[Sick fuck|Felonius Gru and the Minions from Despicable Me along with much more.]]

FanonPedo then posted them in his server and on Rule 34 Paheal, thinking that the people would love his cow shit drawings. When people responded, they called him a [[faggot]], mocked his pedophilic tendencies, trashed the comments sections and called his art trash, which is a [[fact]]. Eventually, Gabriel got called out, he dismissed it as a [[facepalm|joke]], despite CP being fucking illegal. The dumbfuck later threw his fellow pedophilic fucktard B-Master under the bus then tried framing KBOS, like the cowardly [[pussy]] he is. However, 7 people decided to raid one of Geoshea's first [[Discord]] servers, them being Logomax, Earthsam, EnzoTheGreatWare, Garrett Simmers, Gemaconda, Gary21115 and Geodesi/Lewmio/Lenny. They raided hell on that fucktard and utterly wrecked his server. However while the other 6 stayed awesome, Lewmio however decided to simp for Geo instead after he got into beef with the original gang for making fun of suicide, treating Ky like shit and wrongfully defaming Baby Lamb Creations. As they say, "birds of a feather" flock together, especially fucking tards.

{{cg|'''Geoshea Onjohs CP'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Pedoshea1.png|The comments to this shit were well-deserved.
File:Pedoshea2.png|Anyone who unironically jacks off to Minions porn and gets off to it shout be shot on sight, along with [[pedo|pedophiles]].
File:Pedoshea3.png|More sick fuck drawings Gabriel made, featuring his long-suffering husbando Hiro Hamada.
File:Pedoshea4.png|Shittily-drawn Paradoria porn featuring the two main characters.
File:Pedoshea5.png|People asked if [[Greeny Phatom]] porn would be made, Pedoshea was the answer.
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== Feud with Engelbash ==
[[File:EngelChildPornFan.png|center]]
In 2020, Geopedo met some [[Invader Zim]]-obsessed freakazoid known as ''Engelbash''. With the Fuckdestruction moderation being shit as usual, Engel would go on to make Geonigger's life hell and constantly get into drama. However FanonPedo has the memory of a goldfish, and would forgive Engel over and over again despite the fact that the bunny-raping bitch never learns. More information can be found on Engelbitch's page along with even more lulz and funny shit.

== Gabriel Garza VS Tyler Ross Black ==
Somewhere in late 2020, Geoshea would develop a massive hateboner against another [[autistic]] [[retard]] known as TylerTristar2IsBack, or Tyler Ross Black. However Tyler is better than sick fuck Pedoshea, as not only is Tyler not a pedophile, but at least he fucking stopped sending death threats and grew up like a normal human being would. The video got dislike-bombed shortly afterwards, which was well-deserved. Geo has now put "DISOWNED" on the video, like a pathetic fucking [[pussy]] [[faggot]].
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<youtube>https://youtu.be/sFn4BnXx6z8</youtube> '''Geoshea's pathetic smear video on Tyler, the original was deleted, but it has now been reuploaded by another user.'''
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== The Great Downfall of 2021 ==
[[File:Geoshea Gets Eaten By A Shark.png|thumb|This fucktarded [[faggot]] deserves it.]]
After Geoshea's old smart right-hand man left together with the people he bought along to the shitty Ficreation Wiki and Server (and realizing that simping Geoshea was wrong), things started going to hell for Geoshea, especially after he banned 3 massive shitlords known as '''Rainstorm1650, Landon/Spongetanious/YakkoUsagi and Hookuai/Hookuaie Funnimanne''' that gave his retarded friends [[LOL|well-deserved whoppings, trollings and beatdowns.]] When the 3 got banned for turning Fuckdestruction into a better dank meme pit full of politically-incorrect humour, they got fucking pissed and they then proceeded to expose his pedophiliac and nasty behaviors. Landon raided the wiki while Rainstorm and Hookuai begun hunting down his retarded friends on Discord while talking shit about him.

In May, a mysterious [[Switzerland|Swiss-German]] known as Sexton 420 begun making Geo’s life hell by sending him threats, spying and stalking him in his <s>grooming chamber</s> server and more. He then reported Geo to the cops, which caused the fat faggot to get so miserable that he closed down two of his shitty servers (grooming chambers soaked in cum) only to delete this third one after Engelbash somehow snuck into it to mass ping every pedo apologist in the server HARD. Geoshea later made a 4th server, and later lived in peace for a while in June, but this was ultimately false hope. The Anti-Ficreation ballooned in size and has now reached up to 200 active members, 500 allies/Geoshea Haters and 1000 to 2000 indirect allies while getting new friends such as hackers, very talented raiders/moles that could rack up thousands of pings within a few hours and more. The First and Second Ficreation Wars were long and tough, but ever since the Third War (7th July [[2021]]), they found out TheVideoKid112 doxxed Geoshit and decided to spread the dox in order to fuck FanonPedo hard.
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== Geoshea's Dox ==
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{|
| [[File:Geoshea's address.png|thumb|You can thank {{yt|c|UCSFeri6RT0U87ZuAGbM38oA|The Video Kid}} for leaking it!]] || [[File:Geoshea's house.png|thumb|The house where this pedo lives in.]] || [[File:Geoshea's street.png|thumb|The precise spot where his house is since all suburb houses are the same.]]
|}
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<center>'''From small skirmishes in April to absolute doxxings in July, its no surprise Geoshit has fell HARD.'''</center>

== Gallery ==
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File:GeoFaggot.png|BUT I WANNA EXPOSE TYLERFAGGOT!!!1
File:Pedoshea Dick Size.png|Pedoshea has a microcock.
File:Admitted To Grooming.png|Groomer comes clean.
File:GeosheaCommentsSection.png|Some well-deserved comments to his shitty videos.
File:What the say about Geoshea.png|[[NO|More lovely fan comments!]]
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== Tired of your dead-end job on Fuckdestruction? ==
[[File:Majima Corp ad.jpg|thumb|center|Join the Majima Corporation today instead to build shit. You even get paid for it and exercise your own fatass.]]

== Trivia ==
[[File:TuanBao and Malachi Rage.png|thumb|An average day at the Geo G. Wiki, one of Geoshea's many shitty wikis that he created over many years.]]
* Geoshea's penis is only 3 inches long, the same size as [[GalaxyRailways2199]] after it (Alex) took the HRT that shrunk it's penis.
* He is fat, gay and will [[Dying alone|die alone]].
* Geoshea is legally considered a pedophile as:
** He was 20 when he dated KBOS, when she was a fucking minor, keep in mind she's now a {{age|2004|03|24}}-year-old.
** He didn't do shit to block her and instead this fucking dumbass enjoyed his erotic roleplays with her.
** Most if not all his husbandos and waifus are underaged, especially Hiro Hamada and Violet Parr.
** Who in their right mind jacks off to Minions porn!?
* His father is a [[homophobe]], but despite that, he didn’t seem to notice about Geo’s [[Bisexual]] tendencies, and in addition to that, he’s an absolute moron as he thinks Kbos is a “40 year old man”, despite having no proof to back it up.
* Geo graduated from high school pretty late due to his [[autism]], now all he does is be a lonely shut-in that sits on his cum-stained computer all day so he can make shitty fanon wiki articles and also jack off to lolis.
* He speaks with a faggy, autistic lisp like Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes.
* He cries like an immature baby in a messy diaper very easily due to being a pussy.
* After Landon, Hookuai and Rainstorm ruined his life, Geoshea now gets severe panic attacks, autistic meltdowns and nervous breakdowns upon seeing offensive memes.
{{clear}}

== See Also ==
[[File:Pedoshea Meme.png|thumb|Sums this [[shit]] up well.]]
* [[Ass Burgers]]
* [[Bisexual]]
* [[Camhead]] - Similar people
* [[Cuck]]
* [[Cartoons]]
* [[CyansWorldCartoon]]/[[DiamondCounter]] - similar people
* [[Disney]]
* [[Dreamworks]]
* [[EDP445]] - The [[Black People|Basketball American]] version of Geoshea.
* [[Faggot]]
* [[Glitchlov]] - Acts the same as he did
* [[Engelbash]]
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded ass dumbfuck whose a soon to become pedophile/school shooter.
* [[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Nichols]] - A babyfaced crybaby who is the same age as him.
* [[HeyItsBowman]] - Pinoy-Canuck manchild who also did the same shit Geoshea did in 2018.
* [[Onision]] - His number one idol.
* [[Mar9122]] - Fellow pedophile sperg.
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[Pennsylvania]]
* [[Sick fuck]]
* [[Spic]]
* [[United States]]
* [[Wiki]]
* [[Zoophile]] - He drew porn of some mammal and a lizard, along with jacking off to the [[Madagascar]] characters.

== External Links ==
* <s>{{yt|u|2012geosworld|FanonMaker}}</s> '''BALEETED'''
* {{deviantart|geoshea}}
* {{reddit|GabrielGingo2019}}
* <s>{{twitter|geoshea2017}}</s> '''BALEETED''' {{wayback|http://twitter.com/geoshea2017|title=Archived}}
* {{steam|geoshea2000}}
* {{newgrounds|geosworld2011}}
* {{newgrounds|gabrielgarcia2017}}
* '''[https://ficreation.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Geoshea Miraheze Account]'''

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Vyond

2024-09-10T00:27:04Z

ElijahTheRandomEDUser: Something about they're using ai now lol

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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Go!Animate (2007-2013) GoAnimate (2013-2018) Vyond (2018-Present) }}
{{ibrow|'''Years Active'''|2007-Present}}
{{Ibrow|'''Founder'''|Alvin [[suicide|Hung]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Type'''|[[no|"Animation"]] Website}}
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. at least it was before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with Gacha Life and Gacha Club, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Actrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
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<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
{{nobodies}}
Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 20-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism.
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Powerword|Jonah Campbell]]''' - A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt.
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''' ([[Powerword]]: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russia|Russian]] kid with [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|shitty grammar]] who has a strong hate-boner for [[Shit no one cares about|PlayKids]].
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "nobody giving a fuck about them." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
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==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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