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Nikocado Avocado

2024-08-04T10:59:27Z

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{{ibhead|Nicholas Perry}}
{{ibrow|Description|[[YouTuber]], Mukbanger}}
{{ibrow|Born|May 19, 1992}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Orlando, [[Florida]], United States}}
{{ibrow|Gender|Male}}
{{ibrow|Also known as|Nikocado Avocado}}
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'''Nikocado Avocado''' ([[Powerword]]: Nicholas Perry) is a {{age|1992|5|19}}-year-old [[stupid|moronic]], [[fat]], [[disgusting|revolting]] [[faggot]], [[attention whore]], Reverse Anorexic, and [[manchild]] known for stuffing his face hole with obscene amounts of food and his asshole with obscene amounts of [[cock]]. Nikocado is one of many "[[Mukbang|Mukbangers]]" on [[YouTube]], which was something originally done by cute, petite [[korea|Korean]] girls, but was hijacked by morbidly obese white [[America|Americunts]] adding another thing to the list of stuff white people ruined.

Nicholas' mukbangs more closely resemble shitty [[modern art]] than anything; many of the videos are entirely him stuffing his fat face while having a [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old girl]]-tier mental breakdown with his poo-pushing boyfriend, Rodrigo Gonzalez for views. Also, he finds himself embroiled in pettier (likely orchestrated) drama with other "mukbangers", making him a controversial figure among the "mukbang community". However, unlike other mukbangers, he actually digests all of the ridiculous amounts of food he consumes, resulting in him (to the surprise of absolutely no one) becoming fatter.

Nikocado was once a [[vegan]], now reformed. Also notable for managing to get himself deported from [[Colombia]], the setting of 90% of the [[beheading]] videos on [[LiveLeak]]. Why'd he get deported? He got rejected for a marriage visa to be with Orlin.

==Early Life==
[[File:Nikocadoskinny.jpg|thumb|right|Nicholas before he became a fat fuck]]
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On May 19, 1992, Nikocado's mother shat him out of her vagina, in the brothel of [[Europe]] known as [[Ukraine]] and was promptly put up for [[adoption]] since his [[mom]] couldn't afford coat hangers. He was diagnosed with depression after finding out that he was adopted and was known to be an attention [[whore]] at school. He experienced his first sexual awakening with his first girlfriend in his late [[teenager|teens]], when his then-girlfriend pegged him in the ass with a strap-on fashioned out of a carrot.

He started making videos on YouTube in 2014 making shitty violin covers of shitty songs and started shoveling down greasy shit down his throat in 2016 after announcing that he'd start eating anything but vegetables and become "healthy".

===(Multiple) Break up with Orlin===
<s> [[Last Thursday|Yesterday]], Nikocado Avocado announced that he was on a break for God knows how long, after not uploading a video of him stuffing his face in 13 days. Many speculated that Nikocado died due to his disgusting diet and morbidly obese frame. This later caused Nikocado Avocado to [[faggot|come out]] to his fans so he can tell them what "really happened"; Nikocado and Orlin broke up for real. This was done through Orlin and Nick's BAAAAWing on [[Instagram]] which generated tonnes of lulz in the process. Does this mean that we'll get a Nikocado Avocado redemption arc? [[No]]. </s>

IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!

When Nikocado Avocado doesn't receive any attention that he is desperate for; the faggot goes BAAAAW and announces that he "broke up with Orlin" for the 10000000th time.

==Nick's "content"==
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Watching Nick stuff his greedy faggot face is more unbearable to watch than [[crap|scat porn]], [[gore]] and [[kpop|k-pop]]. Most of his videos are disgusting "mukbangs", with a large majority consisting of him having a mental breakdown over being fat, Orlin cheating for the millionth time, or [[snca|some stupid e-whore YouTube drama]]. Really the only reason he continues to make these is that he knows his audience is similarly as disgusting as he is, and they [[fap|beat themselves off]] watching him eat a billion tacos like some perverted ASMR. Occasionally, Nikocado takes a break from filming [[feeder]] [[fetish]] material and makes insipid vlogs about his pet sloth biting him on the finger. There is a huge overlap between these two genres of content, and by huge overlap we mean he usually eats while blogging.

A common thread that follows throughout all of Nicholas' content is guilt-tripping his audience because, by his [[logic]], his poor health is the fault of his viewers' wanting and demanding mukbangs. It's not his fault they weren't interested in his [[snca|violin covers]], all they want is to watch him [[vore]] a shitload of food like an IRL [[fat furry]]. It can't possibly be his fault, because it's not his fault he bought more [[Subway]] sandwiches than anyone can possibly eat in a week, and eating them. He's definitely not trying to manipulate his audience of impressionable [[retards]] into thinking he's

<s>For those of you feeling a little frisky, Nick has a shit [[OnlyFans]], you can view Nick's disgusting, massive asshole for a mere [[1488|$14.99]] a month.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] use the [https://kemono.party/patreon/user/2292827 kemono.party link] instead faggot. Imagine giving this manlet even more money so he can stuff his face even more.

===How to make an [[epic]] mukbang video===
# Buy [[over 9000]] burgers from [[McDonalds]], [[Subway]] sandwiches, Takis, or noodles by the ton.
# Start the video by stomping around the room and having a hissy fit. Don't forget to wear a [[unfunny|funny fucking t-shirt]] that shows off your 'self-aware' humor.
# Sit your fat ass down in front of your literal mountain of food and eat while making the most unfathomably disgusting pig noises ever.<br>'''PROTIP:''' The messier and more slovenly your appearance becomes, the better.
# Scream and [[BAWWWW]] constantly through the whole video. Remind your viewers that the fact you're eating this much food for the video in the first place is THEIR FAULT. ;_;
# [[???]]
# ?????????
# [[Grand Theft Auto IV|HEY NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING!]]
# PROFIT!

==Orlin==
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Orlin '''([[Powerword]]: Rodrigo Gonzalez)''' is an equally fat [[drugs|Columbian]] and <s>boyfriend</s> <s>ex-boyfriend</s> boyfriend of Nick. For the longest time they had a cycle of cheating, breaking up, then getting back together because they are drama-whores who need views. In 2018, Nikocado went on a world adventure filled with fun, food, and having [[buttsex]] with every [[fag]] he could get ahold of. Luckily, he didn't forget about Orlin's [[chlamydia]] souvenir. What a fun surprise! Orlin once slit his wrists because Nikocado was so annoying, we know this because [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntbVRaqMg9w Niko made a video crying about it.]

==Controversies==
===Penguinz0===
[[At least 100 years ago]] Penguinz0 (a.k.a Cr1TiKaL ([[Powerword|Charles White Jr.]]), an unfunny personalitiless faggot who makes boring videos ranting about current shit for views, made an assertion that even a complete retard could see, that fatso was doing all these videos for attention and views, and that he's legitimately killing himself for it because he is so desperate for attention. Upon seeing the below video Nick ordered nine billion burgers from Wendy's and got into a fight with him almost 2 hours later. Charlie responded the next day with lulz and poked even more fun at this bouncing ball of lard and [[AIDS]], by pointing out that he's not genuine and lied about his rib injury, and his viewers were enabling his faggotry.

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===MeatCanyon===
On November 1, 2021, Nikocado had less and started to give a shit about it. He noticed a new video called "King Of Mukbang" after it was shortly created by MeatCanyon, He parodied and depicted Nicky Perry as a [[Star Wars|Jabba the Hut]] and [[Pixar|Roz]] looking ass eating a pound of mess in front of his camera, and ruins everything by turning everything and Orlin he touched into grease. It was a lulzy bit of [[satire]] meant to criticize Nikocado when he's not in front of the camera because the problems he put on himself have lasting consequences that do not go away when the camera goes off. However, the clever satire went over the manlet's head and he went full retard knee-jerk mode on Hunter August Hancock and his video, getting into an internet catfight with Meat, and [[fail|forcing him to take it down]] an hour later. Hunter responded to Nick 4 days later with more lulz on the gluttonous tub of lard.
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===KraccBacc===
On January 9, 2023, Nikocado [[BAWWW]]ed his eyes out when he found out that a YouTube meme channel named KraccBacc made a shitty mobile game. The game "Avocado Bulk" was an app that could be downloaded on the [[Apple]] and [[Jewgle]] [[Shit nobody cares about|App Stores]] just like any generic mobile game, it is an infinite runner type game with repeating levels where you control Nikocado and help him gain weight by eating Takis while unfunny "meme sounds" blast away in the background. As soon as Nikocado Avocado found out about this, his lawyers were quick in pwning not just Avocado Bulk, but also baleeting KraccBacc's entire [[YouTube channel]]. Some claim that Nikocado is biting the hand that feeds him but if anything he's biting his own hand, since all this has done is kill off any interest that people may have had in the fat, disgusting blob of a human these other YouTubers were talking about. Of course, there are always going to be detractors who will talk about how much of a scumbag he is being after the fact, but that doesn't change the fact that he succeeded in getting someone else's channel taken down over petty shit. [[EDiot|Such things would only garner interest from those who are not so easily silenced.]]
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[[File:nikocado-dmca.png|frame|center|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine sending a DMCA request to a fucking chan board dedicated to poking fun at lolcows]]]]

====A FORMAL OPEN LETTER TO DR N. PERRY, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF FAT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MCDONALDS====
[[File:Nikocado-Avocado-private-video.jpg|thumb|right|wHy dOeSn't aNyOnE LoVe mE??/ BAAAAAAWWWWWWW]]
Dear Nicolas Perry,

We have been watching your content for quite some time, and yes, we are aware, there is nobody better acquainted with your videos than us. For what little you have actually achieved in your life, you ruin it with your obsessive-compulsive need to hang onto the one thing that made you [[e-famous]]. It's [[pathetic]], you are pathetic, your entire presence on the internet is pathetic, your boyfriend is a whore, the videos you make are disgusting, the nudes you post on Patreon and OnlyFans are abominations, the criticisms of you are legitimate and the only person in the world who still doesn't believe that is yourself. So the only thing left to do is to hold you up to the world for ridicule, to turn you into a cautionary tale, steal all of your nudes and host them here [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]]. It's not that we want them really: we host them on our septic tank of a wiki because that's where the kind of content you create rightly belongs. You can try to [[DMCA]] us, or send your fantards to white-knight for you if you like, they will [[fail]].

We know about your health failures as well, and it's hilarious that you think that any measure of blame for your bad health lies with anyone but yourself. You don't have to make these mukbangs the way you do that affects your health so negatively, yet you do. You don't have to go to sites like [[OnlyFans]] and [[Patreon]] to support your unhealthy lifestyle, and obligate yourself to deliver feeder content to a bunch of perverts, yet you do. You don't have to endure [[diabetes]], weak knees, broken ribs, kidney failure, erectile dysfunction, and a myriad of other diseases on a daily just for the sake of making an 'entertaining' video, yet you do (and that's assuming you're even telling the truth about your health which we know half the time you're fucking not). It goes without saying that so much damage has already been done to your health, both physically and mentally. Not to mention how much of a revolting degenerate you have devolved to in between freebasing cooking oil and e-numbers. But if you turned off the cameras, closed down your channel, deleted your social media accounts, went to the gym and lost all the weight, or even paid for liposuction with all that donation money, then all of these self-inflicted problems wouldn't go away forever without leaving some scars, but they'd at least improve your health dramatically.

We know you won't do that, we know you've got an insatiable appetite, not for food, but attention, like every other clout-chaser before you. In spite of all of that, however, you think other people are the ones to blame for that. You most likely have not read this far into the letter yet and you've already gone and ordered a literal mountain of food so you can do a mukbang while 'responding' because you somehow think that if you ever break character and show a little bit of self-awareness, you'll lose all the attention, ''and we all know that's what you're really worried about.''

And that's why we hate you. You self-aggrandize yourself more than a fucking [[furfag]].

We say this a lot of [[aspie|sperglords]] on this platform, but you are one of the few people on the internet right now that when we say this to you, we mean it:

<big>'''[[KYS|KILL YOURSELF]]'''</big><br>
<big><big>'''[[DO IT FAGGOT]]'''</big></big>

Yours sincerely,<br>The rest of the Internet.

==Gallery==
===Pics===
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===Videos===
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===SECRET VIDEOS===
{{quote|[WARNING] If you leak this content, you will be sued. The copyright of the following unlisted material in conjunction with ©Patreon jurisdiction (Including All Image & Video material) is owned and operated by network, NIKOCADO AVOCADO. You do not have permission to Use, Distribute, Copy, Reproduce, Print or Play any of this material outside of this ©Patreon subscription policy agreement. Failure to comply will result in strict legal action from our I.P. Attorneys to the individual(s) and or corporation(s) information associated with your Patreon and or YouTube account (i.e. banking info) in fines up to $150,000 per infringement. A judgement can & will be placed onto the individual and or parties found in violation of International Copyright Law until all legal penalties are met.|[[Unrealistic expectations]]}}

Here is the last [[69]] unlisted videos he posted for Patreons only for your viewing (dis)pleasure:<br>
<small>Author's note: up to date as of March 2nd 2022. I could go on but there's only so much of Nik's nudes I'm willing to look at.</small>

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What's up fatso? Gonna sue us now? Put your money where your mouth is, you should know where that is by now.

{{rainbow|<big>'''DO IT FAGGOT'''</big>}}

== See Also ==
*[[Trisha Paytas]] - Nikocado's long-lost wife?
*[[Foodie Beauty]] - Long-lost sister?
*[[Lovely Peaches]] - Another bitch who has the same fate as him and is way more disgusting.

==External Links==
*{{kf|38422|Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - The King of Mukbangs and greatest man alive}}
*{{yt|c|NikocadoAvocado|JewTube}}
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*{{instagram|NikocadoAvocado|Instagram}}
*{{tiktok|realnikocadoavocado|TikTok}}
*{{patreon|realnikocadoavocado|Patreon}}

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Soyjak.party

2024-07-18T16:40:17Z

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{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS}}
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:Impjak.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet|homepage=[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s> (temporarily)|right}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as the '''sharty''' or just '''the party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-nudev, 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.
===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL
===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.
===Swedishwin.com===
Made when the sharty's /raid/ became an rancid shithole, hates the shemmy.
[[File:Swedishwinners.png|thumb|right]]
===Chudpol.ru===
Splinter of the sharty's /pol/, self explanatory, created by Woot, an hecking transqueen and nusoislutta.
[[File:Wooty.png|thumb|right|*fap* *fap* *fap*]]
[[File:Original mykola.png|thumb|right]]

==Owners==
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
===Soot===
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

===Kuz / Temuçin===
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from ((([[Corruption|smart investments]]))) and ((([[Russia|good luck]]))), he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with [[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]] and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.

==Jackbox raiding==
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I 'osted 'hild 'orn on the 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*Coinslot - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something.
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - Coinslot everywhere.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1

==External links==
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://soyjakwiki.net/Main_Page|Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://booru.soy/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}

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[[Category:2020]]

ArtyMik908

2024-07-12T05:05:59Z

Ediedi123:

{{13}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Spoiler|[https://gamejolt.com/p/long-story-short-arty-is-currently-in-a-drama-between-someone-and-kaypa8ir Caragh Ling cut ties with the fucker]}}
{{Spoiler|HE'S FUCKED GEEEEEEEEEEEEG}}
{{Spoiler|THIS ARTICE WAS FEATURED IN GORESTRIKER'S DOCUMENT, HELLO WORLD}}
{{Spoiler|[[File:Artycaust88.png|HE'S A NAZI]] <<< HE'S A NAZI}}
[[file:artymik.png|thumb|Artymik Himself in a special education cubicle]]
ArtyMik908 is an 18-year-old [[American|Amerimut]] Aspie from somewhere in [[New Jersey|Jersey]], assuming the 908 in reference to area code. He was first seen online using [[scratch]] to make shitty vector art. He supposedly has autism. This may explain some of his behaviors like his inability to ignore children online or his ownership of a deviant art account. He also been shown to have terrible grammar sills, terrible art skills, technological illiteracy (as seen by the fact he doesn't use MSPaint and all of his "artwork" is just another shitty recolored sonic) and just a lack of any skills other than talking to children over the internet. Arty's only skills seem to be falsely flagging YouTube videos, talking to children online, sitting around with his thumb in ass, and making the same shitty sonic/mario/Intellectual Property Popular with aspies/FNF/Poppy Playtime character recolored in MSpaint. He also has a slightly more active youtube channel but for the love of God, don't harass him any further, just leave him alone. If not for his sake, then for your own.

== General Info ==
ArtyMik908 - Blue Animations or ArtyMik908TheGreenHedgehog is an autistic male form new jersey, USA. He spends most of his time doing Autistic American things. Mostly doing [[autism|bad vector art on a program called scratch where he will then screenshot his artwork]] to upload on deviant art, probably because he hasn't downloaded any art programs more advanced than [[SFM|Source Film Maker]], or [[lol wut|Pretending to be in a relationship with a 13-year-old boy pretending to be 10-year-old girl who is pretending to be 10-year-old sonic the hedgehog]]. did I mention that said sonic the hedgehog is green? Arty really likes the color green for some reason. Goddamn if anything he makes isn't puke green or piss poor. Arymik908 also seems to be a [[pedophile|big fan of underage children.]] As is typical of [[furry|sonic the hedgehog fans.]]

Artymik908 Currently runs a YouTube channel. He mostly just feeds the trolls and reuploads other content that can already be found on YouTube with the occasional god-awful edit or SFM animation spliced in there. the link can be found here.

== The trolling ==
Arty's response to trolling wasn't any better as he used the manchild method of renaming his [[scratch]] projects to shit like "you're disgusting". Promptly fleeing the platform, artymik908 now resides on YouTube where he should be trolled to death. He tried to move away from [[scratch|scratch.mit.edu]] to escape the trolling but this backfired and now he posts daily [[shit|art]] while trying to [[delete fucking everything]] off the internet that tells the truth about him.

Going out and writing an attack article on fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica of all isn't going to help you reach your end goals. If you really want to provoke the wrath of this beast of a man, try doing one of the following:

* Remixing his scratch projects to be more lulzy.
* Making a YouTube video about his behaviors towards children.
* Spam his YouTube comments with links to porn or scam surveys.
* Report his scratch projects for copyright infringement.
* Send him this article.
*Record yourself jerking off to CanvasMik and post it on gamejolt with him mentioned.

==Why is this an article?==
Believe it or not, but [[aspergers]] on the internet is not a very hard demographic to troll. It's so easy in fact that a bunch of 13-year-old kids can and DID do it. The much longer answer is that a gang of 13-year-old boys, after seeing a channel on YouTube with more than 20 subscribers, decided to harass him. A group of around 3-5 [[children]] couldn't take the ego hit that seeing someone had more points than them online and decided to [[Chimp out|have a temper tantrum]]. One of them (was most likely the ringleader of this cyber bullying campaign) also somehow got access to a wiki account and made this awful addition to our site. This is the edited version too. just keep that in mind because the original author was not only 13 but also wrote this article more like a book report or a special needs school essay. If anything, this should serve as an example of how not to treat people online.

==Recent Events==
He apologized, both to [https://gamejolt.com/p/atstardust-2114-welp-i-got-the-apology-out-of-him-i-think-moving-6dcji3ff Stardust], and [https://gamejolt.com/p/atgorestriker-studios-this-is-arty-s-apology-to-you-tsgnudcf Gorestriker], but Gorestriker said: "For all honestly, it's going to be no since all he did that he doesn't care for anyone out there, you and everyone but himself sometimes, nothing but a sick mind, if he's really sorry, he will be better off leaving the internet, never came back ever and focus his life instead of sticking a computer wires inside of him so he can stay the internet forever so he can dies with it. I'm sorry, this is going to be a no since he's giving me all the pleasure and stress to work on the document instead of my biggest game creation and even life at the same time.", with star having no comment, for now.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|andStuff|center|<gallery>
File:ArtyMik908.png|thumb|center|One of his characters.
File:CanvasMik.png|thumb|center|Green Sonic's big sister, [https://www.deviantart.com/ctoudevianter/art/CanvasMik-Gets-Cucked-998658996 who already has rule 34], [https://www.deviantart.com/joeybeaneater/art/canvasmik-rule-34-2-2-362-3-1034737916 two pieces actually].]]]
File:Plex908.png|thumb|center|An among us character.
File:Margooc.png|thumb|center|His current "girlfriend", Margo [https://www.deviantart.com/joeybeaneater/art/margo-boobies-1021498366 who also has rule 34.]
File:Artymik.png|thumb|center|This man looks like the president of Serbia.
File:Ageisjustanr.jpeg|thumb|center|Like all pedos, he believes that age is just a number
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Artynwordspam.jpg|thumb|center|"Durrrr, spamming nigger word is funny!! Durrrrr"
File:Lmaomanchildarty.png|thumb|center|"BAAAWWWW!!!!1"
File:Oyveyhesacreeeeeeep.jpeg|thumb|center|Jesus Christ, he's already made suggestive art of this character. Chris Chan much?
File:Fuckingidotmik908.png|thumb|center|"WHY YOU BRING UP PAST BRO!!111111!! ME NO PEDO!11!!"
</gallery>}}
{{clear}}

==Links==
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1WwbvKgfjcmXOezZKp1_-nAbViwUz-QT4 Evidence of him being an aspie.]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/14ew6_Co4ihUh2Fk4J0nDvaKusg_BvXtnV6R6urKdmFQ/edit A Google doc about this fucker.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/@ArtyMik908theGreenHedgehog His Youtube]
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/ArtyMik908/ His Scratch]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/drartymik908 His DA]
*[https://gamejolt.com/@ArtyMik9082005 His GameJolt Account]

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{{ytseries}}
This article went from BNA to mildy decent, you can help by [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=ArtyMik908&action=edit making it slightly better].

Soyjak.party

2024-07-12T04:31:37Z

Ediedi123: /* Jakparty.soy */

{{spoiler|the developer is dataming you 24/7}}
{{achtung|[[Captcha|Please verify you are a human]]}}
{{RainbowSlant|4CUCK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS}}
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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:Impjak.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet|homepage=[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]
<s>[https://soyak.party/ soyak.party]</s> (temporarily)|right}}
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as the '''sharty''' or just '''the party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-nudev, 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

==Sister sites==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.
===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
<s>Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.</s> DISREGARD THAT IT'S A DEAD SITE FULL OF SOYLITA AND NIGGERCOAL
===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.

==Owners==
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
===Soot===
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

===Kuz / Temuçin===
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from ((([[Corruption|smart investments]]))) and ((([[Russia|good luck]]))), he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with [[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]] and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
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===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.

==Jackbox raiding==
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I 'osted 'hild 'orn on the 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*Coinslot - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something.
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

==Soy also==
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*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - Coinslot everywhere.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1

==External links==
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://soyjakwiki.net/Main_Page|Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://booru.soy/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}

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2024-07-12T04:17:04Z

Ediedi123: Created page with ">lulz >1337"

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2024-07-12T04:15:20Z

Ediedi123:

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