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Soyjak.party

2024-06-16T22:28:40Z

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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=soyjak.party|imageboard_logo=[[Image:Impjak.png|150px]]|date_founded=September 19, 2020|major_boards=/soy/, /qa/, /q/|epic_win=Constant raids across the internet|homepage=[https://soyjak.party/ soyjak.party]
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'''Soyjak.party''', better known as the '''sharty''' or just '''the party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


{{squote|The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.|The line of thinking that spawned what is now known as soyjak.party}}

==Beginning and inception==
[[Image:SoyWojak 2.png|thumb|250px|The image that started it all.]]
[[Image:Lgbt raid.png|thumb|250px|A picture of the /lgbt/ catalog before /qa/ was deleted by seething janitors]]
Soyjak as a meme began on the 4cuck [[Int/|/int/]] board, made by an anonymous swedish poster known to the community as "The Swede." 9/10 experts agree on the conclusion that its adaptability, sociopolitical relevancy and suitability for mocking others (soyquoting) has made it a very popular meme, enjoying widespread coverage on the internets with one board in particular (/qa/) even becoming a de-facto soyjak board.

/qa/, also known as kway to the seasoned poster soon thus spawned the earliest soyical arts, with the soyduel becoming a way for /qa/ posters to mercilessly troll other boards with predictably lulzy results. The Kway thoughfore soon became a thorn in the jannies' eyes, and the moderators had no option but to listen to the trannies and lock the board, turning it into a pilgrimage site for anyone retarded enough to take muh board culture history seriously.

Luckily for everyone involved, an imageboard, created by none other than Soot himself, was already up and running for more than a year before the banhammer finally dropped on /qa/. Albeit there used to be infighting, with some kway users suggesting the sharty was a datamining effort by none other than FAGMAN and a dusty coalmine in terms of post quality, there was now no other choice than to SVBMIT to soot's benevolent rule and 'jak on the party instead.

==Notable boards==
[[Image:Sharty_screen.png|thumb|400px|Screenshot of non-hidden boards, September 9. 2022.]]
===/soy/===
The titular board. Very active, with the 1 million [[GET]], reached on August 31st, 2022,serving as of July 2023 almost 4 million posts. The number of original posters is steadily on the rise and while the quality of most posts is mid the occasional glistening gemerald seems to drop every day. Common themes in posts involve concerns about intelligence agencies/datamining, moralisation or demoralisation threads, screeching at the jannies for either being too strict or not strict enough, racebait, pedophilia/cp spam from [[discord]] troons (currently scarce since Kuz blocked tor due to CP raiding) and/or soyjak posting.

===/qa/===
Mainly used for "Not a soyjak" posts (NAS). Has been involved in many "soyvil wars." Catalog wipes are a frequent occurance due to posters being annoyed by the sexy poodle necrobump thread, NOW WITH 15 PAGES!
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

===/q/===
Meta board. Most of the posts here are either of soyteens being selfish little fucks and crying at the mods to do something, or are just threads that were moved from /soy/, simply put, it goes a little something like:
>FROOOOOOT DO THIS NOW
or
>CAPTCHA SUCKS NOW, REMOVE IT
or
>ROOOOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO [X] NOW
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/raid/===
Somewhat inactive board that used to organize raids until 'teens realised that /soy/ was more active. Contains some decent resources for raiding and a couple of past wins, but that's it. It was deleted by kuz on November 12, 2022 as part of his 5-board plan, but later brought back in February of 2023. It was temporarily locked by DOLL on February 24, 2024 as a result of him banning doxing of people with little to no relation to the sharty, but later unlocked on the 28th.

===/hobby/===
"This weekend, all boards except from /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /raid/ will be locked and removed from the top bar and replaced with /hobby/ temporarily."
-nudev, 05/17/24 (Fri) 16:56:42

a temporary board thats pretty much /b/ and /qa/ into 1 board.

===/sude/===
introduced on 1/4/24, its, say it with me:
>JUST LIKE MUH HECKING OLD 4CUCKERINOS DESU DESU DESU
Namefagging is allowed unlike every other board on here (excluding /ptb/.).
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/a/===
Tranime. Thats about it.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024
===/pol/ and /int/===
tl;dr americans vs everyone else

===/nate/===
Containment boards for niggerdick spam, furfaggotry, tranime porn and whatever else people fap to as long as there is no vagina or it is obscured by copious amounts of feet, tits and/or dick. The latter also contains """shock content,""" ie. ancient gore or tame scat/zoo porn that a brainfried broken faggot such as 90% of the sharty's userbase is long used to. Some faggot janny made it have a 10 post bump limit and 5 pages now. It is also notable for being the only board where catalog wiping is allowed.
Delisted by NuAdmin in June, 3 2024

==Sister sites==
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[[Image:Autojak.png|thumb|400px|An automatic soyduel script.]]
===Soyjak Wiki===
Formerly owned by Angeleno, a random namefag who bought it off soot when soot retired, and now owned by Froot, soyjakwiki.net (formerly wiki.soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki) is a good source of information about the site and detailed, lovingly autistic descriptions of the various 'jaks and [[Desu|funny inside jokes]] that the sharty has. Used to have issues with CP raids, but (for now) the situation has been solved and tamed. Articles of note would have to be mostly the Mental Asylum ones, since they're a good example of just how unfunny protosharty used to be. (If you don't care about it, just imagine a really shitty Twitch DND universe, but instead of being written by a furfag it is written by autists and the acting characters are soyjaks in an asylum)
The main source of lulz on the wiki is the Jackbox Raids article, which contains clips from the raids. Some of them are very funny, with the soyteens managing to oftentimes get a great reaction out of the streamer just before the banhammer drops on them.
===SoyBooru===
Most visited website outside of the sharty. Contains a myriad of soyjaks, some gemmy and some coaly. Home to retarded country wars.

===Soyjak.download===
A utility website provided to all soyteens by Soot for the purposes of file transfer. If you care about privacy go ahead and use it, it is considerably safer than any other website out there - especially if you're sharing material that might get your anus resized upon inspection by (((the feds))).
===Jakparty.soy===
Also known as the Jarty, it's a dead splinter website used mostly for [[Fail|whining about the sharty and not posting any soyjaks]]. Found some purpose after kuz's purchase of the Sharty, with it serving as a treetop hideout for the 3 deranged sootists that are still resisting assimilation into the Kolyma family.
===Soygem.party===
Also known as the Shemmy, created on January 22nd, 2024. It serves as an alternative to the Sharty among other splinters. It has a [https://basedonions.site/ booru] and [https://soyjak.info/Main_Page wiki]. It is currently the biggest and most active soyjak imageboard apart from the Sharty itself.

==Owners==
[[Image:Kuz.png|thumb|200px|Kuz]]
===Soot===
Owner/lead dataminer until the great purchase in July 2022. Started the sharty, and eventually left because of college. Got a lot of needless shit from all sides (even DOE he got caught red-handed saving (((geographical data)))) but also failed at jannying with 'p staying up for hours on end in some cases. Managed to also get himself outmaneuvered by a D-tier skid known as Captain Coal who turned his site into a copy of Orwell's 1984 for a bit before Soot woke up. Captain Coal did it because Soot was utterly retarded and he left a default Vichan account open. Remembered with great nostalgia by oldfags. Soot's had sex before, unlike [[you]].

===Kuz / Temuçin===
Irl oldfag (34 years old) mongol manlet with a penchant for imageboards who owned a hillariously suspicious company known as the kolyma network. Said to get rich from ((([[Corruption|smart investments]]))) and ((([[Russia|good luck]]))), he owns the sharty ever since July 16, 2022,until Doll's takeover. Replaced all sharty moderators with [[KGB|himself-appointed namefags]] and tightened up the rules immediately only to backtrack on this just a couple of months later and return to so-called soot style moderation EVEN DOE all this did was increase coalspam. Irrelevant personal information about him can be found on the soyshart wiki. Pozzed faggot with nigger AIDS, but ironicaly didn't die, his name got filtered to "pedo" way after retiring from the sharty.
[[File:A toad or 2.png|thumb|GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NEO-KUZISTS WHAT IS THIS???]]

===Doll===
Co-admin (alongside froot) and former main admin of soyjak.party. Is 28 and married. Lives in the USA, after his grandparents emigrated from Russia. Took it completely over due after kuz stepped down because his [[Faggot|AIDS]] was ruining his health. De-kolymaized the Sharty, added new boards (/mtv/, /psy/, /health/, /caca/), and hired a new manager named ''Red'', who in turn was revealed to be a tranny [[pedophile]] who later went rogue and leaked everyone's IP, including Doll's. Doll also became the administrator of soygem.party pretending to be an ESL chink named Foot.

===Max===
A kike that almost ruined the Sharty. He made a /bunker/ board on the Sharty with one thread only, then locked it, then he forgot he locked it and was like "Why is no one replying" before finally shilling his shitty splinter (https://devyach.net/party/). He seems to have gone missing. Maybe he could be Froot.

===Froot===
Another former admin of Soyjak.party who posts with the tripcode "Chud ## Froot". He fucking hates niggers, yet listens to [[Rap|nigger music]]. Added 50 boards and twice as much wordfilters for no good reason, but as mentioned before he hates niggers so he's le GOOD.

===Root===
Some former admin of the Sharty because that site switches admins like a 14 year old with a hundred xenogenders on Twitter switches their pronouns. He likes Ongezellig and someone on the Shemmy said he was a foid once but that's probably not true.

===NuAdmin===
A faggot saying he wants to [[Emo|operate from the shadows]] and not attentionwhore. Probably Doll pretending to be someone else.

==Jackbox raiding==
 
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The Sharty raids various websites and altchans, but none of these raids are as notable or lulzy as the jackbox Twitch raids. The jackbox usually raids [[Shit nobody cares about|small]], [[Retarded|technically inept]] streamers who then get banned in seconds for maximum lulz and great clips to boot. The phases of the raid are as follows:

===Infiltration===
The streamer's channel gets posted as a link in the raid thread. Numerous soyteens join the raid, spiking the streamer's mediocre viewer count. The chat then gets flooded with stealthy references to soyjak.party, and the streamer usually doesn't realise where these are coming from (hint: [[Ebaumsworld|r/markiplier]]). Said soyteens immediately join the jackbox game and request something with user text input or ideally a drawing game.

===Slowburn===
The game begins. Round 1 is benign references to the party, i.e. soyjaks and obscure slurs like [[Tranny|troon]] or jigaboo. This phase is the last opportunity for a raidshitter or the streamer to prevent the [[Goatse|anal devastation]] that the channel is about to receive.

===Chudding it up===
Chudding it up, or CIU, is where shit hits the fan. The goal is to get ToS-breaking material on stream, therefore [[Nigger|hard]] [[Faggot|and]] [[Retard|well]]-[[Tranny|known]] [[Kike|slurs]], swastikas and even the coinslot (soyjak.party slang for [[Nikocado Avocado]]'s [[Goatse|gaping anus]]) are posted or drawn. The streamer, depending on how capable they are, either stop this dead in its tracks on the first attempt or, more likely, allow a couple more to slip through and even provide a delicious reaction. If they have a public Discord and are on voice chat, 'cordtrannies (sharty users who use Discord) join said VC and play nigger earrape while posting gore to further rape the streamer's senses of hearing and sight. No matter what the streamer does after this, [[All your base|it is already too late]].

===Mopping up===
Once the streamer produces no more lulz, the only thing left to do is to report the stream en masse, usually one convenient timestamp posted by some teen in the thread. After this, the streamer gets [[B&]] by Twitch and the sharty users make another notch in their keyboards.

All in all, this activity is the most lulz you can ever expect the sharty to produce.

==Soyspeak==
[[Image:Soyjak archive.png|400px|thumb|The Soyjak Party Video Archive, a collection of gemmy videos]]
Soyspeak is a language form used by soyteens all around the globe. It is mostly known for removing the first part of many words, turning "I posted child porn on the discord" into "I 'osted 'hild 'orn on the 'cord."
There are many rules to it, all lovingly documented on the soyjak wiki, but æCHADS ain't got time for that shit.
This section will thoughfore focus on all the verbal oddities that will allow you to spot soyteens easily in the wild.
===Terms===
*Gem - good
*Coal - bad
*Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal
*Gemerald/diamond - best
*Tanzanite - the best
*Dust - worse
*Brimstone - worst
*Vantablack Niggerstone - the worst
*Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst
*Rust - worse than goal, better than coal
*'cord - discord
*4cuck/'cuck - 4chan
*Chud - right winger
*[[Nikocado Avocado|'cado]] - nikocado avocado
*Coinslot - the former's spread anus
*Slowburn - making cryptic references instead of overt slur/shock posting
*CIU - chud it up, to post slurs and shock content
*[[CP|'p]] - child porn
*'zellig/Ongezellig - dutch tranime. some soyteens are obsessed with it. Was so controversial it started a schism.
*[[Barneyfag|Cheese/lee/barney]] - all references to barneyfag (lee goldson), an obscure namefag with a [[Autism|vendetta against children's shows]]
*Tsmt - this, so much this
*ID'd - good
*IV'd - bad
*Kino - amazing/fantastic. Comes from 4chan's /tv/
*Keyed - based
*Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused." which was used as leebait or something.
*Bumo - bump
*Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: [[JEWS DID WTC|extremely controversial fact]]

===Phrases===
*Nobody says that or looks like that - reference to soyboy's reaction to the soyjak meme. Usually changed into I say this and look like this/do this

*Omgsisa - Oh My God, She Is So Attractive

*Sisters/cute and valid - designed to mimic tranny speak.

*Though/albeit/however/other alternatives - originally mocked people who add though to their sentences incessantly, it is now a sharty tradition to add though, albeit, however or any combination of such words into a sentence and even capitalise them in some cases

*Oh my fauci/science/kurzgesagt - meant to mock smug, atheist soyboys alongside a plethora of other soyish phrases

*<>CHADS/<>GODS/<>KINGS - most likely a mockery of sigma male speak, true origin unknown to author, this is used to either seriously or not designate a group as good. <>CUCKS and other alternatives are used for the opposite effect, always ALL CAPS

*How can X recover - if group X suffers a loss because of group Y's victory, this phrase is used

*You WILL/You WILL NOT - a reference to an ancient copypasta detailing what you WILL do when the fourth industrial revolution comes and you'll be forced to eat bugs and drink soymilk in a pod

*x...is LE BAD - usually followed by even THOUGH it is y. meant to provide an easy way to disagree

==Soy also==
[[File:Insanity2.gif|thumb|right|360px]]
*[[Barneyfag]]
*[[Discord]]
*[[Doxing]] - Will they find the gem? Let's find out.
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Frenschan]] - Bitter rivals until Stu changed his mind. Dead now though lol
*[[Newfaggotry]]
*[[Nikocado Avocado‎]] - Coinslot everywhere.
*[[Soy boy]]
*[[Wojak]] - The funniest shit EVARR!!!1

==External links==
*{{ws|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png|https://soyjakwiki.net/Main_Page|Soyjak Wiki}} – big wiki of 'jaks and their related cultures
*{{ws|SoyBooru-favicon.png|https://booru.soy/|SoyBooru}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|https://soyjak.download/|Soyjak.download}}
*{{yt|@|soyjakpartyvideoarchive|Video archive}}
**{{ws|Odysee favicon.png|https://odysee.com/@SoyJakPartyVideoArchive3.5:7|Backup}}
*{{ws|default favicon.png|http://www.soyjak.com/|Soyjak Editor}}

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[[Category:2020]]

Lolicon

2024-06-16T22:25:47Z

Dramaticus: /* Petite women! */

[[File:Average lolicon.jpg|thumb|The face of a lolicon.]]
'''[[Lolita]] Complex''', ''lolicon'' for short, is derived from [[Russia|Vladimir Nabokov's]] novel ''Lolita'' describing the complex relationship of a [[paedophile]] with his adopted underage child. The [[Japan]]ese bought Nabokov's novel in droves, and especially with their invention of [[anime]] they replaced Russia as the world capital of media concerning [[CP|controversial adult-on-child romance]]. Today it describes someone who [[fap|appreciates]] artistic depictions of feminine [[hentai]] child erotica (hey, if it's not real children then it can't be CP!), whereas the subject matter itself is referred to as '''loli''' (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we ''do'' know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Recently the Otaku FaceBook group was grilled a bit on the subject and the loli image posters of the group explained that they were born with the sexuality of wanting to fuck animated Japanese children and that they couldn't help it as a result of this elusive "PedoGene". Most lolicon fans defend themselves from "the hecking antis" because they're afraid that their precious cunny will be taken away, [[Wapanese|uoooh]]!

== [[Harry Potter|Common Arguments and How to Refute Them]] ==

=== '''''It's Just a Drawing!!''''' ===
That is a baseless generalization which only touches the surface of what it is. What is it a drawing of? Why is there a category named "loli", deriving from the book where a child gets molested?

=== ''Y-You're calling me a child molester!!!'' ===
That is a straw-man.

=== ''It's legal so it's okay'' ===
Looking at videos of people getting shot, killed, mutilated, and tortured is legal; does that make it okay?

=== ''Lolicon causes no harm!!'' ===
Regardless of whether it causes any harm to anyone, you have to have a pretty fucked up moral compass to jack off to drawings of ''what looks like'' children.

=== ''She's old enough, anti!!'' ===
...but what is it depicting? How young does it look?

=== ''...v-v-video games!!!'' ===
It has been proven through a truckload studies that porn in general activates an entirely different part of the brain - which is why porn addiction is such a big problem.

=== ''Antis are pedophiles!! Take a look at this </insert collection of people being predators>'' ===
That is cherrypicking. There are more anti-lolicons than regular lolicons, and anti-lolicons are the majority of people in this world.

=== ''Petite women!'' ===
Petite women don't look like seven year old children, talk in a child's voice, and have the mind of a child, do they?

== ==
Some arguments are not included due to being blatantly fallacious.

== Facts ==

[[Image:Lolicon_-_Too_much!.jpg|thumb|[[Old people]] love lolicon.]]

[[File:Sugarbusb.jpg|thumb|right|300px|We've been trying to figure out who the Girl Scouts are advertising this camp to, the girls or the pedophiles.]]

* There are more [[Pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are [[WoW]] players
* If there are [[tits]] it usually isn't loli.
* The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]].
* If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]].
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
* The first Lolicon is in fact not from Russia, but the founder of [[Islam]], [[Muhammad]], who married a 6-year loli named Aisha and raped her when she was nine. Read the Hadith and it's exactly like arab ''Lolita''.
* '''LOLICON (as well as shotacon) IS PEDOPHILIA.'''

== Legality ==

[[Image:Error Message CP.png|thumb|center|424px|There's no escaping your fate, you [[sick fuck]].]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|A real life loli. If she wasn't wearing a choker for this pic she'd be wearing one when they found her in the basement.]]]]

For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]]. The ostensible basis for this is that since Lolis are not Real and are intrinsically ink and paper, then it cannot be considered a form of IRL Child Abuse, therefore it cannot be condemned for the same reasons IRL Child Porn is condemned (e.g. the issues on Human Trafficking), thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]] or to burn religious sacraments such as the Bible or Quran, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone [[pussy|beaver]] shot. On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[Asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:

* [[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDs and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous anti-logic brainfart: "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene".
* [[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2008, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tearing through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later (though it was unbanhammered again in the Christopher Handley case when parts of the PROTECT act were ruled unconstitutional); however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[Lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls]].
* Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
* It's illegal in [[Poland]]. This is ironic, since Eastern Europe is THE capital of lolicon.
* It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
* It's legal in Islam but you have to marry your preferred loli first. Then everything goes but you have to cover her up to not arouse public suspicion.
* We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
** ...Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant that leads UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Feminist|Agnes Chan]] of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.

=== On image[[booru]]s ===

{| class="wikitable" style="margin: 1em auto"
|-
! Imageboard
! Legality
! Notes
|-
| [http://gelbooru.com/ Gelbooru.com]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [https://gelbooru.com/tos.php Terms of Service]
|-
| Chan.[[Sankaku Complex|SankakuComplex]].com
| <center>{{colortext|green|legal}}</center>
| currently, [https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=loli 126,486 of their images have the tag "loli"]
|-
| [[Paheal|Paheal.Rule34.net]]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/rules "rules"] and [http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/Notes "Notes"] by wiiaboo
|-
| [[My Little Pony|Derpibooru]]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [https://derpiboo.ru/rules#5 "Rules of the Booru"]
|}

== Galleries ==

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File:Motivational Lolicon.jpg
File:Lolicon dating.jpg
Image:1doopieagecheck111.jpg|Admit it. You're thinking about making fake IDs for Pre-schoolers you sick fuck
File:Lolipride.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:pedomotivatorQ.jpg
File:Loli22.jpg
File:F yeah lolicon.jpg|[[V/|/v/]] displaying its massive [[pedo]] population.
File:Loliconshtuff.jpg|It almost sounds cute
File:Naked_loli_confession.jpg|What every lolifag wishes for (but is never gonna get).
File:FalconLoliPunch.jpg|Poor loli
File:PedoGunsmotivation.jpg
</gallery>}} 

{{cg|[[Your|Pedo]] Fap Material|lolicongallery1|center|<gallery>
File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
File:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png|How can you forget the [[wikipedo]] lolicon pic!
File:Final_Solution-chan.jpg|How can you forget the wikipedo popsicle pic!
File:Sluttyloli.jpg|this is a [[fact]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pedo Mouse.jpg|[[Furry]] [[lol]]icon.
File:Babyfuck.jpg|[[Baby Fuck]]![[111]]
File:TC WillyKit.jpg|Thundercats ho.
File:Lolicat.jpg|[[a cat is fine too]].
File:fuckme.jpg|OH U
File:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|'''Holy Shit!''' It's some sort of loli airplane machine!
File:Ippaidashite.jpg|Some lolis really enjoy [[Asking for it|playing with fire]].
File:Loli_Shirt.jpg|Every shirt comes with a loli.
File:Awesomemimi.png|Lolicon can be pretty [[awesome]], if you [[Sick Fuck|want it to be]].
File:Saki.png| Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
File:ThumbnailRaped2ElectricBoogaloo.png| Try again.
</gallery>}} 

{{cg|Loli resistance and other crap|lolicongallery2|center|<gallery>
File:Lolita Slave Toy by Pussymonster.jpg|The "Lolita [[Acrotomophilia|Slave Toy]]" [[creepypasta]].
File:Lolisfightback.png
File:Mootispunished.jpg|This is what happened to [[Moot]] after banning loli from [[4chan]].
File:Yotsunoha.JPG|Regular merchandise.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pedobear_Eye.JPG|[[Pedobear|The last thing most lolis see]].
File:Pedobeartransportslolis.jpg|Hands up those who believed there was candy in this [[Partyvan|van]].
File:Lolidefender.png|thumb|Typical woman defending her loli art and getting mad because people think shes a faggot
File:Loligood.jpg|nothing wrong with [[CP|kiddy crotch]]
File:Googlefight good news and bad news.jpg|[[Jews|fuckin capitalists]]
File:Sickpedophile.jpg|Seriously?
File:Don loli.jpg|If you are [[e-famous]], the loli will come to you.
</gallery>}} 
{{center|(See the above section for [[Over 9000|over 100,000]] lolicon images.)}}
'''''If you want moar, click [[Pain Series|here]]'''''

== Videos ==

{{fv|lolivids|background-color:inherit; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; margin:.1em auto .1em auto; |
|<youtube>CmIMrPZGzP0</youtube>
;A shit video explaining the obvious
|<youtube>_k80NbGJUBY</youtube>
;Internet lolicon anthem ([http://nyannerz.tumblr.com/post/110863248250/i-took-down-pomfpomfpomf-for-good though not intended to be])
|<youtube>KZufpk341og</youtube>
;[[Loli]]pop, [[loli]]pop, oh [[loli]], [[loli]], [[loli]]...
|<youtube>jItz-uNjoZA</youtube>
;[[Pedophiles|Loli-lovers]]' national anthem
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
;It's OK if [[you]] just [[Sick fuck|lick a loli]].
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
;Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
|<youtube>qNeB6qRvF3Q</youtube>
;Rather have the loli, you say? [[Chris Hansen|Why don't you take a seat, right over there?]]
}}

== See Also ==

* [[404 Girl]]
* [[Accidental Nudity]]
* [[Beako]] – The mascot of loli-hatred
* [[Bleedman]] – Loli lover.
* [[ButLova]] – Big butt fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Chris Hansen]] – He wants you to take a seat over there.
* [[Doopie DoOver]] lover of lolis and produces animated loli porn
* [[Ed Poor]] – Another loli lover.
* [[Generation Z]]
* [[FBI redirection]]
* [[girlfartlover]] – Another fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Girl Scouts]]
* [[Hillary Clinton|Hilloli the Lolitician]]
* [[Hinako Series]]
* [[Jdsonic]]
* [[KittenBellNSFW]]
* [[Kodomo no Jikan]]
* [[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
* [[Miller Test]]
* [[Party Van]] - Where you will go when you get caught having lolicon on your [[computer]]
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Pedo Baiting]]
* [[Permaloli]]
* [[POMF =3]] - Unfunny meme created by degenerate lolicons
* [[Teruchan]]
* [[Timbox]] – He's so brave, he [[faps]] to lolis in public!
* [[Toddlercon]] – In case you like them ''real'' young.
* [[Touhou]]
* [[Waha]]

== External Links ==

* [http://freeonlinearcade.org/Shooting/600/Zombears.html Zombears] Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000412342359&ref=search&sid=100000413700670.818555115..1 The Person]
* [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/20/philippines-life-sentence-for-loli-manga In the Philippines, you can get life in prison for lolicon posession]
* {{wayback|http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/The_Uncultured_Anonymous/Lolis|20080422011245|title=The Uncultured Anonymous' guide to Lolis}}
* [http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=135 Lolicon Defense Task Force (LDTF)] - original 2007 name: "United States Department of Lolicon"

{{Japan}}
{{Pedoseries}}

{{Anime}}
{{Sex}}

[[Category:Loli]]
[[Category:Chans]]
[[Category:Galleries]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:You]]

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Pedo

2024-06-16T22:25:16Z

Dramaticus:

Pedo can refer to:

#[[Pedophilia]]
#[[Pedo Baiting]]
#[[Pedobear]]
#[[Pedopals]]
#[[Islam|Pedophile Prophet]]
#[[Pedophilia apologia]]

== See Also ==
#[[Lolicon]]

{{disambig}}

Lolicon

2024-06-16T22:17:34Z

Dramaticus:

[[File:Average lolicon.jpg|thumb|The face of a lolicon.]]
'''[[Lolita]] Complex''', ''lolicon'' for short, is derived from [[Russia|Vladimir Nabokov's]] novel ''Lolita'' describing the complex relationship of a [[paedophile]] with his adopted underage child. The [[Japan]]ese bought Nabokov's novel in droves, and especially with their invention of [[anime]] they replaced Russia as the world capital of media concerning [[CP|controversial adult-on-child romance]]. Today it describes someone who [[fap|appreciates]] artistic depictions of feminine [[hentai]] child erotica (hey, if it's not real children then it can't be CP!), whereas the subject matter itself is referred to as '''loli''' (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we ''do'' know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Recently the Otaku FaceBook group was grilled a bit on the subject and the loli image posters of the group explained that they were born with the sexuality of wanting to fuck animated Japanese children and that they couldn't help it as a result of this elusive "PedoGene". Most lolicon fans defend themselves from "the hecking antis" because they're afraid that their precious cunny will be taken away, [[Wapanese|uoooh]]!

== [[Harry Potter|Common Arguments and How to Refute Them]] ==

=== '''''It's Just a Drawing!!''''' ===
That is a baseless generalization which only touches the surface of what it is. What is it a drawing of? Why is there a category named "loli", deriving from the book where a child gets molested?

=== ''Y-You're calling me a child molester!!!'' ===
That is a straw-man.

=== ''It's legal so it's okay'' ===
Looking at videos of people getting shot, killed, mutilated, and tortured is legal; does that make it okay?

=== ''Lolicon causes no harm!!'' ===
Regardless of whether it causes any harm to anyone, you have to have a pretty fucked up moral compass to jack off to drawings of ''what looks like'' children.

=== ''She's old enough, anti!!'' ===
...but what is it depicting? How young does it look?

=== ''...v-v-video games!!!'' ===
It has been proven through a truckload studies that porn in general activates an entirely different part of the brain - which is why porn addiction is such a big problem.

=== ''Antis are pedophiles!! Take a look at this </insert collection of people being predators>'' ===
That is cherrypicking. There are more anti-lolicons than regular lolicons, and anti-lolicons are the majority of people in this world.

=== ''Petite women!'' ===
Petite women don't look like seven year old children, talk in a child's voice, and have the mind of a child, do they?

Some arguments are not included due to being blatantly fallacious.

== Facts ==

[[Image:Lolicon_-_Too_much!.jpg|thumb|[[Old people]] love lolicon.]]

[[File:Sugarbusb.jpg|thumb|right|300px|We've been trying to figure out who the Girl Scouts are advertising this camp to, the girls or the pedophiles.]]

* There are more [[Pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are [[WoW]] players
* If there are [[tits]] it usually isn't loli.
* The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]].
* If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]].
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
* The first Lolicon is in fact not from Russia, but the founder of [[Islam]], [[Muhammad]], who married a 6-year loli named Aisha and raped her when she was nine. Read the Hadith and it's exactly like arab ''Lolita''.
* '''LOLICON (as well as shotacon) IS PEDOPHILIA.'''

== Legality ==

[[Image:Error Message CP.png|thumb|center|424px|There's no escaping your fate, you [[sick fuck]].]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|A real life loli. If she wasn't wearing a choker for this pic she'd be wearing one when they found her in the basement.]]]]

For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]]. The ostensible basis for this is that since Lolis are not Real and are intrinsically ink and paper, then it cannot be considered a form of IRL Child Abuse, therefore it cannot be condemned for the same reasons IRL Child Porn is condemned (e.g. the issues on Human Trafficking), thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]] or to burn religious sacraments such as the Bible or Quran, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone [[pussy|beaver]] shot. On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[Asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:

* [[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDs and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous anti-logic brainfart: "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene".
* [[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2008, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tearing through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later (though it was unbanhammered again in the Christopher Handley case when parts of the PROTECT act were ruled unconstitutional); however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[Lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls]].
* Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
* It's illegal in [[Poland]]. This is ironic, since Eastern Europe is THE capital of lolicon.
* It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
* It's legal in Islam but you have to marry your preferred loli first. Then everything goes but you have to cover her up to not arouse public suspicion.
* We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
** ...Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant that leads UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Feminist|Agnes Chan]] of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.

=== On image[[booru]]s ===

{| class="wikitable" style="margin: 1em auto"
|-
! Imageboard
! Legality
! Notes
|-
| [http://gelbooru.com/ Gelbooru.com]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [https://gelbooru.com/tos.php Terms of Service]
|-
| Chan.[[Sankaku Complex|SankakuComplex]].com
| <center>{{colortext|green|legal}}</center>
| currently, [https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=loli 126,486 of their images have the tag "loli"]
|-
| [[Paheal|Paheal.Rule34.net]]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/rules "rules"] and [http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/Notes "Notes"] by wiiaboo
|-
| [[My Little Pony|Derpibooru]]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [https://derpiboo.ru/rules#5 "Rules of the Booru"]
|}

== Galleries ==

{{cg|[[Demotivators]]|lolidemotivators|center|<gallery>
File:Motivational Lolicon.jpg
File:Lolicon dating.jpg
Image:1doopieagecheck111.jpg|Admit it. You're thinking about making fake IDs for Pre-schoolers you sick fuck
File:Lolipride.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:pedomotivatorQ.jpg
File:Loli22.jpg
File:F yeah lolicon.jpg|[[V/|/v/]] displaying its massive [[pedo]] population.
File:Loliconshtuff.jpg|It almost sounds cute
File:Naked_loli_confession.jpg|What every lolifag wishes for (but is never gonna get).
File:FalconLoliPunch.jpg|Poor loli
File:PedoGunsmotivation.jpg
</gallery>}} 

{{cg|[[Your|Pedo]] Fap Material|lolicongallery1|center|<gallery>
File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
File:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png|How can you forget the [[wikipedo]] lolicon pic!
File:Final_Solution-chan.jpg|How can you forget the wikipedo popsicle pic!
File:Sluttyloli.jpg|this is a [[fact]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pedo Mouse.jpg|[[Furry]] [[lol]]icon.
File:Babyfuck.jpg|[[Baby Fuck]]![[111]]
File:TC WillyKit.jpg|Thundercats ho.
File:Lolicat.jpg|[[a cat is fine too]].
File:fuckme.jpg|OH U
File:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|'''Holy Shit!''' It's some sort of loli airplane machine!
File:Ippaidashite.jpg|Some lolis really enjoy [[Asking for it|playing with fire]].
File:Loli_Shirt.jpg|Every shirt comes with a loli.
File:Awesomemimi.png|Lolicon can be pretty [[awesome]], if you [[Sick Fuck|want it to be]].
File:Saki.png| Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
File:ThumbnailRaped2ElectricBoogaloo.png| Try again.
</gallery>}} 

{{cg|Loli resistance and other crap|lolicongallery2|center|<gallery>
File:Lolita Slave Toy by Pussymonster.jpg|The "Lolita [[Acrotomophilia|Slave Toy]]" [[creepypasta]].
File:Lolisfightback.png
File:Mootispunished.jpg|This is what happened to [[Moot]] after banning loli from [[4chan]].
File:Yotsunoha.JPG|Regular merchandise.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pedobear_Eye.JPG|[[Pedobear|The last thing most lolis see]].
File:Pedobeartransportslolis.jpg|Hands up those who believed there was candy in this [[Partyvan|van]].
File:Lolidefender.png|thumb|Typical woman defending her loli art and getting mad because people think shes a faggot
File:Loligood.jpg|nothing wrong with [[CP|kiddy crotch]]
File:Googlefight good news and bad news.jpg|[[Jews|fuckin capitalists]]
File:Sickpedophile.jpg|Seriously?
File:Don loli.jpg|If you are [[e-famous]], the loli will come to you.
</gallery>}} 
{{center|(See the above section for [[Over 9000|over 100,000]] lolicon images.)}}
'''''If you want moar, click [[Pain Series|here]]'''''

== Videos ==

{{fv|lolivids|background-color:inherit; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; margin:.1em auto .1em auto; |
|<youtube>CmIMrPZGzP0</youtube>
;A shit video explaining the obvious
|<youtube>_k80NbGJUBY</youtube>
;Internet lolicon anthem ([http://nyannerz.tumblr.com/post/110863248250/i-took-down-pomfpomfpomf-for-good though not intended to be])
|<youtube>KZufpk341og</youtube>
;[[Loli]]pop, [[loli]]pop, oh [[loli]], [[loli]], [[loli]]...
|<youtube>jItz-uNjoZA</youtube>
;[[Pedophiles|Loli-lovers]]' national anthem
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
;It's OK if [[you]] just [[Sick fuck|lick a loli]].
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
;Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
|<youtube>qNeB6qRvF3Q</youtube>
;Rather have the loli, you say? [[Chris Hansen|Why don't you take a seat, right over there?]]
}}

== See Also ==

* [[404 Girl]]
* [[Accidental Nudity]]
* [[Beako]] – The mascot of loli-hatred
* [[Bleedman]] – Loli lover.
* [[ButLova]] – Big butt fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Chris Hansen]] – He wants you to take a seat over there.
* [[Doopie DoOver]] lover of lolis and produces animated loli porn
* [[Ed Poor]] – Another loli lover.
* [[Generation Z]]
* [[FBI redirection]]
* [[girlfartlover]] – Another fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Girl Scouts]]
* [[Hillary Clinton|Hilloli the Lolitician]]
* [[Hinako Series]]
* [[Jdsonic]]
* [[KittenBellNSFW]]
* [[Kodomo no Jikan]]
* [[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
* [[Miller Test]]
* [[Party Van]] - Where you will go when you get caught having lolicon on your [[computer]]
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Pedo Baiting]]
* [[Permaloli]]
* [[POMF =3]] - Unfunny meme created by degenerate lolicons
* [[Teruchan]]
* [[Timbox]] – He's so brave, he [[faps]] to lolis in public!
* [[Toddlercon]] – In case you like them ''real'' young.
* [[Touhou]]
* [[Waha]]

== External Links ==

* [http://freeonlinearcade.org/Shooting/600/Zombears.html Zombears] Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000412342359&ref=search&sid=100000413700670.818555115..1 The Person]
* [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/20/philippines-life-sentence-for-loli-manga In the Philippines, you can get life in prison for lolicon posession]
* {{wayback|http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/The_Uncultured_Anonymous/Lolis|20080422011245|title=The Uncultured Anonymous' guide to Lolis}}
* [http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=135 Lolicon Defense Task Force (LDTF)] - original 2007 name: "United States Department of Lolicon"

{{Japan}}
{{Pedoseries}}

{{Anime}}
{{Sex}}

[[Category:Loli]]
[[Category:Chans]]
[[Category:Galleries]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:You]]

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