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Pain Series

2024-06-26T17:00:31Z

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<big><big><big><big><big>[http://lm.loldongs.eu/~weev/ THAT'S DISGUSTING, GET ME OUT OF HERE!]</big></big></big></big></big>
[[File:Https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Makeup-fail.jpg|thumb|Makeup FAIL]]
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''If you are likely to be offended by the above images do not look at them.''
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== OH GOD MY EYES ==

[[butthurt|THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT BRING BACK THE REAL PAGE. No one fucking cares about the reactions.]] - [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]!

[[File:Eyes corpse.jpg|thumb|'''OH GOD MY EYES.''']]
'''PROTIP: For best trolling results, link to the Bait and switch version at [[Kittens]] or [[Puppies]]

[[IRL]] [[Guro]], without the [[fuck]]ing. The Pain Series [[pwn]]s [[Goatse]] on all levels.

It is a series of JPEGs, all ideal for [[troll]]ing unsuspecting [[LJ]] users, Though it should be noted that the pain series is a [http://lm.loldongs.eu/~weev/ last measure] as it will get you IP b& before you can say [[Battletoads]].

It was created by the user Huge_Midget on the SomethingAwful forums when it was decided that [[Goatse]] was too easy on the eyes. Proper forum guerilla warfare required something special. Thus the Pain series was born, although honorable precedents of this art form exists in the LP covers of the antediluvian goregrindy band Carcass, pioneers of lulz
[[Image:Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction.jpg|thumb|Cl-ass-sic!]]

[http://lm.lofldongs.eu/~weev/ THAT'S DISGUSTING, GET ME OUT OF HERE!]

If you need something to take the pain in your eyes away, try [[kittens]] or [[kittenwar]].

Which part of the image is most repulsive? Vote in this [http://www.fuck.org poll!]

Reactions on IMDB
:"im gonna throw up... "
:"So am I. But everytime I throw up it hurts my butt. Why me!?"
:"ahhhhhhhhh! it's burned into my retina!
:ahhhhhhhhh! it won't leave!
:"OH MY FUCKING GOD! It was so disgusting I just had to curse! Who would ever do that! I actually cried when i saw the bleeding baby! It was so fucking revolting you have to block him forever!"
:**face melts off Indiana Jones style* "

Also of note one person didn't open the file but instead sent it to his brother, who is "hes a good little christian boy" lulz will ensue upon my discovery of his reaction.
His brother's reaction.....
:"my brother is really pissed off and really disgusted. he wont finish his tomato soup for some reson."
This is his reaction....
:"now i know why he wont finish his soup, gross."
"I'll never eat again"

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==See Also==
*The Pain Series's Bitch Sister, the [[Pane Series]]
*[[Untitled.jpg]]
*[[Awesome.jpg]]
*[[Offended]]
*[[Kittens]]
*[[Puppies]]
*[[Worst picture ever]]
*[[Dangerous Kitten]]
*[[Goggles]] - You will need them.
*[[:File:Mygotscream_loop.wav|Typical response to the pain series]]

==External Links==
*{{myspace|pain_series}}, on ''my'' MySpace?
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv2HD41Mgak Another typical reaction to the Pain Series.]

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[[Category:Pain]]
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 27, 2024

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User:GirlOnInternet

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'''Articles I've Written/Contributed To'''

*''[[Sarah Andersen]]'' ☆
*''[[Kesha]]'' ☆
*''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]'' ☆
*''[[Jessica Leeds]]'' ☆
*''[[Colby James]]'' ☆
*''[[LeonX]]'' ☆
*''[[Lucian Hodoboc]]'' ☆
*''[[Micah Dawson]]'' ☆
*''[[Netoraserare]]'' ☆
*''[[Unrapeable]]'' ☆
*''[[Netorare]]'' ☆
*''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' ☆
*''[[Learn the difference]]'' ☆
*''[[Kurt Eichenbald]]'' ☆
*''[[BLMKidnapping]]'' ☆
*''[[GoldenShowerGate]]'' ☆
*''[[Bill Cosby]]'' ☆
*''[[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]'' ☆
*[[Andrew Kehoe]]
*[[Ernst Steiner]]
*[[Misty Chronexia]]
*[[DATE]]
*[[Orz]]
*[[The Rapeman]]
*[[Melody Hensley]]
*[[Disagree]]
*[[Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls]]
*[[Problematic]]
*[[Mara]]
*[[Queen's Stallion]]
*[[Jerelyn Luther]]
*[[Defend Our Hoodz]]
*[[KodyBoy555]]
*[[Verified]] {{verified}}

'''Drafts''' (These [[Lie|might actually be completed some day]].)
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/The Cosby Effect]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/The Great Escape]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Linkle]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/pixiv]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Uziga Waita]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Angel Day]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Nancybratt]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/The Tim Hunt Affair]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Bony Pink]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Bana Alabed]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Peter Daou]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Ashley Lynch]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Margaret Pless]]
*[[User:GirlOnInternet/Katherine Cross]]

[[File:ShadmanLunaLewd.png|center|500px|link=Whore]]

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== Satisfied Customers ==

[[File:VictimOfInternet.jpeg|thumb|[[User:GirlOnInternet/Ashley Lynch|Victim of GirlOnInternet]]]]

{{quote|Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.|100% satisfaction guaranteed!}}

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|Ok fuck you! Your articles are garbage. I hope your mother dies you fucking cuck|Sean Miller's glowing review of GirlOnInternets' services

|Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?|Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Lucian Hodoboc]] article

|You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??|GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' [[Kesha]] article

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[[File:ConsiderTheFollowing.jpg|center|link=Kill Yourself]]

== The Final Solution ==

[[File:FinalSolution.JPG|center|link=Final solution]]

== How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald ==

{{quote|Jews murdered Jesus.|GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by [[Kurt Eichenbald]]}}

== See Also ==

[[File:Rope.png|right|link=Kill Yourself]]

* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Slut]]
* {{Twitter|YourSluttyGF|GirlOnTwatternet}}
** {{archive|826FR|How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald}}

: ''GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: [[Girlvinyl|Girlvinyl's]] [[OhInternet]]''

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User talk:Gerda Arendt

2024-06-26T16:56:08Z

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User:Gerda Arendt

2024-06-26T16:55:55Z

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