https://edramatica.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Couscous 2026-04-27T09:48:23Z Things to revert MediaWiki 1.44.2 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Saltnigga&diff=1952150 2026-04-27T00:35:55Z

<p>Couscous: ok i think im done with this</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:Mudfucker}}<br /> :''For my previous account, see [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Comic Sans MS&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''#ThrewMyComputerInAPondBcIGotLaughedAtOnTheInternets'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|He found this article!}}<br /> {{Exclusive}}<br /> {{Banned|fucking mud}}<br /> {{Faggot}}<br /> {{Retard|i love sticking my cock in mud}}<br /> {| class=&quot;boilerplate&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; id=&quot;pd&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#FF6B6B; border:2px solid #000000; padding: 0px;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;<br /> | bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;|[[File:iforonehatethisnigger.png|130px]]<br /> | &lt;font style=&quot;color:#000000; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty [[mass shooter]] articles?&lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;'''Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers.'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{Notice|If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Lolcow}}<br /> {{Aids}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Rainbow|COUSCOUS OWNS ME}}<br /> {{Spoiler|I'm a gook and will never be Aryan no matter how hard I LARP}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY MUD FETISH}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I GOT SENT TO A PSYCH WARD BECAUSE COUSCOUS LAUGHED AT ME}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I DOXED MYSELF TO GIRLONINTERNET TO GET UNBANNED FROM THE DISCORD SERVER}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> {{Gook}}<br /> {{Niggerlover}}<br /> {{Furry}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Currently in the process of doxing Couscous|Bio of one of my Discord alts}}<br /> <br /> '''I''' am a mudfucking gook, how u do?<br /> *{{Age|2009|9|22}}<br /> *[[Catholic|mudlover]]<br /> *Self admitted autism<br /> *[[Amerimutt|Mudainese]]<br /> *Mud nut<br /> *Mudhead<br /> *&lt;s&gt;Coined the term &quot;[[Tarrantula]]&quot; to refer to [[Brenton]]'s retarded fans&lt;/s&gt; No you didn't retard.<br /> *Started a page format for mudlovers like me<br /> Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.<br /> <br /> Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a mud article that's not a redirect<br /> <br /> cous finished my king von article thx bb &lt;3<br /> <br /> ==Story of Sodium==<br /> I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly.<br /> <br /> After this was found out about the ED Discord server i sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill couscous or some shit.<br /> <br /> i used to have a commentary youtube channel, but after it was found by ED I DFE.<br /> <br /> Im very obsessed with ED's own [[AlGore]], constantly talking about him to the point I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me : (<br /> <br /> I had a reddit account where i would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad i want to kill myself.<br /> <br /> ==How to troll me==<br /> <br /> I get very angy when people mock me for my mudfetish, even though i proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so don't you dare do it!<br /> <br /> Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.<br /> <br /> I told Cous if he ever made me an article i would kill myself so let's see where this brings me<br /> <br /> ==What Sodium likes==<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - was begging to talk to<br /> *Mud<br /> *Couscous - don't tell him tho<br /> *[[AlGore]] - Will never be my senpai<br /> *Mud<br /> *More mud<br /> *Mudkips<br /> *Mud<br /> <br /> ==Known Aliases==<br /> *Sodium<br /> *Sodumb and Gomoron<br /> *[[John Earnest|John Furnest]]<br /> *Antbrap<br /> *Wolfking<br /> *[[Yakub]] - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.<br /> *Caseohimpersonator<br /> *Number9999999<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 1 == <br /> I made a very shitty article about [[wikipedia:Disappearance of Asha Degree|some random missing girl]], thinking it would get the same attention as someone like [[Mitchell Henderson]]. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:sodiumdeflect.png|I tried to steer the conversation to be about [[AlGore]] LOL.<br /> File:tbytellsithowitis.png|He's right you know.<br /> File:articlesodiumlol.png|&quot;She was a pedophile&quot;? How can a kid be a pedophile?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:lulziezlolz.png|She's right you know.<br /> File:GOItrollssodium.png|#OwnedByGOI<br /> File:couslololol.png|Cous being a meanie.<br /> File:revealofsuibait.png|The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 2 ==<br /> After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by [[Robin Westman]] where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.<br /> <br /> Cous then brought up I have a mudfetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname '''Mudfucker'''.<br /> <br /> And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....{{Colortext|#f00|'''THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!'''}}<br /> <br /> I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (<br /> <br /> Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin in order to come back because, &quot;I love ED and being a part of the community&quot;. Even tho I wasn't banned and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.<br /> <br /> But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 3: Finale ==<br /> [[File:gokuvfreeza.png|thumb|artist rendition of what mudfucker imagined this whole thing being.]]<br /> After the pisscord was raped and was forced to rebuild. I came back to this server to announce I was hiring a dark web hitman to kill Couscous. This was because while I was gone, I was in a psychward because my fat mom didn't wanna deal with me tarding out. And the bill for my stay was in the thousands.<br /> <br /> As expected, I was only bullied further because of this, and thus for attention or for them to feel bad, I sent a video of my arm with cuts, and saying, &quot;[[LOL|keep calling me a mudfucker, cmon, keep doing it]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> I was then b&amp;.<br /> <br /> But not before making alts to try to join back lol.<br /> <br /> == Update ==<br /> {{Rainbow|feelgoodinclaugh.mp3}}<br /> <br /> [[File:cousvssodiumparttwo.png|300px|center|thumb|[[PARTY HARD]]]]<br /> <br /> Better call saul and phoenix wright.<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:mfss1.png<br /> File:mfss2.png<br /> File:mfss3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:mfss4.png<br /> File:mfss5.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == Contributions ==<br /> &lt;table class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Contributions&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Pages&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[.22 Long Rifle]] • [[Aco Martinović]] • [[Ali Koca]] • [[Arthur Achleitner]] * • [[Beijing Birthday Bash]] • [[Bondi Beach Unjewing]] * • [[Canidae family]] • [[Colin]] • [[Colin Ferguson]] • [[Colossal Biosciences]] • [[Fort Lauderdale airport shooting]] • [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] • [[Gökmen Tanis]] • [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] * • [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] • [[King Von]] * • [[List of honorary Aryans]] * • [[Mosque Cuck]] • [[NAFO]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] * • [[Nathaniel Veltman]] • [[Phoenix Ikner]] • [[Rickard Andersson]] * • [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] • [[Shiloh Hendrix]] • [[Sig Sauer]] • [[Tarrantulas]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] * • [[USS Liberty]] • [[Wyatt (disambiguation)]] • [[Wyatt Tomlin]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Loserinfo&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Adam Purinton]] • [[Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] • [[Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk]] • [[Avraham Ben Israel]] • [[Huu Can Tran]] • [[Lee Hung-yuan]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Sub-sections&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Faisal Hussain]] • [[Kočani nightclub fire]] • [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]]<br /> <br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;[[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] = Featured Article&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*I created this article, but it was massively improved by other EDiots.&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> == External Links == <br /> *{{discord|u|twigsomething14}} - Send me mud!<br /> *{{Edfmember|yakub.3121|Yakub}} - EDF account, please remind me I like mud here so I don't forget.<br /> **{{Edfmember|number999999.1333|Number999999}} - Previous EDF account<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{azn}}<br /> {{christianity}}<br /> {{lolcows}}<br /> {{nazis}}<br /> <br /> {{corner|tl|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|tr|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|bl|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|br|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Gokuvfreeza.png&diff=1952148 2026-04-27T00:31:06Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=JamesHTF&diff=1952147 2026-04-27T00:17:42Z

<p>Couscous: is it just me or does every shitty article start with [blank] is your typical etc.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Eduser|LolzieCow69}}<br /> {{Vanity}}<br /> {{spoiler|JAMES ALMOST [[Pedophilia|RAPED HIS 2-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW!]]}}<br /> {{SickFuck}}<br /> {{Lolcow2}}<br /> {{Zoo}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Watched}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:JamesHTFTheBigBabyXD.jpeg|300px]]}} <br /> {{Ibhead|Admir}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 25, 2005 ({{age|2005|3|25}} years old)}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Croatia|Croatian]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCroatia.png]]}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|Zagreb}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[Sandnigger]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Male]]}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|JamesHTF, IAmJamesHTF, J-htf, Admir2005, AdmirAnimate, KevinAnimate, Anti-FuturisticCub}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Being a faggot}} <br /> {{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Bisexual}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''JamesHTF'''{{Zoophile}}{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Admir''') is a homosexual {{age|2005|3|25}}-year-old [[Vyond|Go!Animate]] and [[HTF]] content creator who has gotten into various controversies between 2023 and 2024 for being into [[ABDL]] and [[Diaperfur]] faggotry. This article [[you]] are reading now was originally made by the man himself. Why you may ask? James is a [[Shame Fetishism|shamefag]] and gets off to people trolling him. After he reads this revision it's probably going in his goon folder. <br /> <br /> That means yes, a lot of the shit having to do with him being a pedophile, was written by himself.<br /> <br /> ==Beginnings==<br /> On March 25th 2005, his mother unfortunately gave birth to Lolzie. As expected, he has no father figure, because when he was 2-years-old, his father died (probably due to suicide). Being the fat retard he is, he was [[bullied]] in school.<br /> <br /> ==Allegations==<br /> In 2023, he got exposed for [[Pedophile|talking to a 14-year-old boy when he was around 18]]. Due to being an attention whore he would continue to post online and like a true GOTIS warrior, started to [[self harm]]. He was sent to the psychiatric hospital because of this, and would end up getting send there about 6 more times.<br /> <br /> After the original allegations came out it was discovered by another furfag that Lolzie almost [[Pedophilia|raped his 2-year-old]] [[Incest|nephew]] when he was 12.<br /> <br /> ==Response Video==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;ztzM5CX-GfQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Keep in mind, half of the things he denies in this video, he admitted to when writing this article. <br /> <br /> ==JamesHTF and ED==<br /> James would join ED in hopes to make his own vanity article. Seeing lulzy drama brewing, the admins would give him an account, and of course, he would make his own fucking article. Along with his pedo friends who request James to make articles about him for them to jack off to.<br /> <br /> When originally joining, he larped as half-black, and now is larping as a sandnigger. No fucking clue what that's about.<br /> <br /> On the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums, [[User:Couscous|Couscous]] posted a picture of JamesHTF wearing a diaper in a thread James had made requesting a personal army for the [[Happy Tree Friends]] sub reddit. JamesHTF promptly uploaded pic related to the ED article that he wrote about himself.<br /> <br /> {{Story|<br /> [[File:Screenshot 20260404 153542 Discord.jpg|300px|center]]<br /> [[File:20260405 170303.jpg|300px|center]]<br /> [[File:JamesHTFTheBigBabyXD.jpeg|300px|center]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==His Art Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Gallery|JamesHTFGallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> 1748866340.j-htf_untitled12_20250602140227.png|Cub<br /> File:1754139028.j-htf untitled39 20250802143841.png<br /> 1643228138.j-htf jippery reference my official own artstyle by jameshtf deva3nb-pre.jpg<br /> 1754936227.j-htf untitled41 20250811195011.png|[[Vivziepop]] does not approve of this<br /> 1749232029.j-htf untitled21 20250606191432.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=5&gt;<br /> File:LolHTF.png<br /> File:JamesHTF.jpg|The most normal picture of him.<br /> File:Thumb sucking faggot.jpg|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{yt|channel|UC8ET5yPylNwTfOGmJ2RKC6w|Main JewTube channel}}<br /> *{{twitter|IAmJamesHTF|Main Twitter account}}<br /> *{{twitter|JamesyABDL|Twitter account for ABDL}}<br /> *{{Reddituser|James_HTF_Again|Reddit account}}<br /> *{{Reddituser|James_HTF|Old Reddit account}}<br /> *{{Newgrounds|u|JamesHTF|Newgrounds account}}<br /> *{{Deviantart|j-htf|DeviantArt account}}<br /> *{{furaffinity|j-htf|FurAffinity account}}<br /> *{{Archiveorg|@jameshtf2005|Internet Archive account}}<br /> *{{yt|channel|UCGQdczm-Ucs7jJbxqcyBAtw|Old YouTube channel, since thankfully terminated}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Sick Fuck]]<br /> *[[Beatriz Koretkii]] - His friend (who also unfortunately has a wiki account) made Lolzie's &quot;enemy&quot; an article. Plz get a fucking job.<br /> *[[Olly]] A cub artist James is friends with. He made him an article for Olly's pleasure<br /> *[[Happy Tree Friends]]<br /> *[[Writing yourself into an article]]<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries}}<br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Dyingalone}}<br /> {{Edforumseries}}<br /> {{GoAnimate}}<br /> {{HTF}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> [[Category:How Not To Live]]<br /> [[Category:Gofaggotry]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous/Sandbox&diff=1952145 2026-04-26T23:44:46Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;!-- DO NOT REMOVE THIS TEMPLATE--&gt;<br /> {{UserSandbox}}<br /> &lt;!-- EDIT BELOW HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER(S)--&gt;<br /> <br /> ==This==<br /> {| width=&quot;80%&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; margin:1.5em auto 1.5em auto; background:#FFFF00; border: 3px #8B8000 solid; {{roundy}}&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background:#4292C6&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; | &lt;big&gt;{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> Cous's Straw Hat Crew<br /> <br /> [[File:Trollhat luffy.jpg|170px]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px #308014 solid;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #89CFF0;&quot;<br /> | width=&quot;100%&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; font-size: 10pt;&quot; | '''Pirates'''&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;!--<br /> <br /> membas<br /> <br /> --&gt;<br /> [[Jew|Tasuviyo]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Mass Shooter|Stoic Sigma]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[bunny|Minty]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[MLP|Pinkiepiepartypunch]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Filthy Frank|ZZZandeRRR]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Polack|Chuj]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Gay God|Squidgewell]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Pee Wee Herman|Tech Noir]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[WPD|AifoxHi]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Solomon Henderson|Mercifulfag]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Newgrounds|Chimplord1997]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Big Chungus|TheDude]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[weeb|Fleacollerindustry]] &amp;bull;<br /> [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Russell Ivanovic]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> |- valign=&quot;top&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #D5FFFF;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;text-align: center; font-size: 10pt;&quot; | '''[[Cum|Navy]]fags'''&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;!--<br /> <br /> fuckers<br /> <br /> --&gt;<br /> [[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;/p&gt;<br /> |}<br /> |}&lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:Epic]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;&lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Series Templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> <br /> ==This2.0==<br /> &lt;table style=&quot;width:400px; background-color:#89CFF0; border: 10px solid #ffb6c1;border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 0px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;border:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:confusednigga.jpg|150px]]<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;width:100%;text-align:center;padding:5px; margin:0px;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;text-align:left;padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;<br /> &lt;b&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;'''WARNING''':&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;/big&gt;<br /> &lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;b&gt;[[Lolziecow69]] made this article, meaning it's absolute dogshit.&lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> ==This part 3==<br /> {|style=&quot;width:80%; margin:.5em auto;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |style=&quot;width:25%; text-align:center;&quot;|<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;{{PAGENAME}}&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on&lt;br /&gt;'''The Sektur'''<br /> <br /> [[File:ethan_ralphsekturpic.png|170px]]<br /> |<br /> {|style=&quot;background:none; width:100%;&quot;<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |style=&quot;width:35%;&quot;|'''King of Da Sektur'''<br /> |[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Orbiters'''<br /> |[[Andrew Anglin]] &amp;bull; [[Cocaine|Andy Warski]] &amp;bull; [[Boogie2988]] &amp;bull; [[Bowblax]] &amp;bull; [[Brittany Venti]] &amp;bull; [[Down syndrome|Cog City]] &amp;bull; [[Corey Barnhill]] &amp;bull; [[DarksydePhil]] &amp;bull; [[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]] &amp;bull; [[Dick Masterson]] &amp;bull; [[Digibro]] &amp;bull; [[Emily Youcis]] &amp;bull; [[FlamencoTV]] &amp;bull; [[Frank Hassle]] &amp;bull; [[Bri'ish|Godwinson]] &amp;bull; [[Keemstar]] &amp;bull; [[Liar|KingofPol]] &amp;bull; [[Kraut and Tea]] &amp;bull; [[Retard|Mersh]] &amp;bull; [[Pegging|Michael Alberto]] &amp;bull; [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] &amp;bull; [[Mister Metokur]] &amp;bull; [[Mundane Matt]] &amp;bull; [[Nick Fuentes]] &amp;bull; [[Coke|Nick Rekieta]] &amp;bull; [[Null]] &amp;bull; [[Pantsu]] &amp;bull; [[Whore|Pippa Pipkins]] &amp;bull; [[Obese|PPP]] &amp;bull; [[Sargon of Akkad]] &amp;bull; [[Seattle4Truth]] &amp;bull; [[Shadman|Soph]] &amp;bull; [[Fat|The Gamer Gator]] &amp;bull; [[TheQuartering]] &amp;bull; [[Internet Tough guy|Tonka Saw]] &amp;bull; [[Turkey Tom]] &amp;bull; [[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] &amp;bull; [[Pedophile|Vito]] &amp;bull; [[AZN|Zidan]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Enemies'''<br /> |[[Brianna Wu]] &amp;bull; [[Maddox]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''See Also'''<br /> | [[8chan]] &amp;bull; [[Alcohol]] &amp;bull; [[Alt-Right]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Chan]] &amp;bull; [[GamerGate]] &amp;bull; [[Gunt]] &amp;bull; [[Kiwi Farms]] &amp;bull; [[Solomon Henderson]] &amp;bull; [[Xanax]]<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> ==This IIII==<br /> ===Early 2020s Meme Rap===<br /> The later stage of meme rap was more in your face with how much they were just jerking off on a track. With most of them referencing, rapping, and sampling things like [[Hentai]], [[Super Mario Bros.]], or [[Gay porn]]. <br /> <br /> ===Yung Nugget===<br /> ===Billy Marchiafava===<br /> ===Shotgun Willy===<br /> ===London Yellow===<br /> ===Lil Boom===<br /> ===MC Virgins===<br /> ===Lil Rocket Launcher/SlumpAK===<br /> ===Honorable Mentions===<br /> *Kylesimps<br /> *Khalil?<br /> *<br /> <br /> ==This the 5th==<br /> '''The Sektur''' is loose collective of political adjacent personalities, mainly Internet ones, that orbit [[Ethan Ralph]]. The Sektur is similar to the [[skeptic]]s community of old, but more &quot;extreme&quot; in their way of thinking and antics they would get into. Basically The Skeptics would be [[Reddit]], and The Sektur would be [[8chan]].<br /> <br /> The term &quot;Sektur&quot; was coined by Ralph, but later adopted as more of an umbrella term by [[KiwiFarms|KF]]fags when talking about his [[orbiter]]s.<br /> <br /> There are many different different shows and people that fall under the Sektur umbrella due to their heavy association with Ralph. <br /> <br /> ===Co-Hosts===<br /> <br /> '''The Gamer Gator''' is Ralph's most loyal lapdog, original co-host and fat autistic [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]] fanboy.<br /> <br /> Left after being underpaid.<br /> <br /> '''Zidan'''{{Nazi}} is the [[AZN]] [[Nazi]] of the group, and one of the few non-[[aryan]] members of the Sektur. He handled most of the technological sides of streaming due to Ralph's incompetence to do so.<br /> <br /> Left to go on a trip to China and never came back.<br /> <br /> {{main|FlamencoTV}}<br /> '''FlamencoTV'''{{Boylover}} is a fat pedo no one actually ever liked. Also a Metokur fanboy.<br /> <br /> Left after dox threat.<br /> <br /> '''Randbot'''&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]], alcoholic [[aussie]], shits his pants live on stream and beats his wife.<br /> <br /> Left after slap fight.<br /> <br /> '''Nora''' is Ralph's obese paki ex-wife. Used to co-host and even had a child with him.<br /> <br /> Left after tard rage.<br /> <br /> {{main|Seattle4Truth}}<br /> '''Seattle4Truth''' short lived co-host, left after killing his dad lol.<br /> <br /> ===Orbiters===<br /> <br /> '''Soph'''{{nazi}}<br /> <br /> '''Dick Masterson'''<br /> <br /> '''Destiny'''</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Styxhexenhammer666&diff=1952140 2026-04-26T23:06:33Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Lollercoaster}}<br /> {{Pixplz}}<br /> [[File:Styxhexxenhammer666.jpg|thumb|Beta]]<br /> '''Styxhexenhammer666''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Wut|Tarl]] E. Warwick''') AKA '''The Buttpirate of Vermont''' is a once-upon-a-time anti-Christian Satanist pyschedelics vlogger turned &quot;author&quot; (i.e. republishing 100+-year-old out-of-print occult books with minimal editing for easy cash on Amazon), turned Trump cheerleader, turned alcoholic pirate warlock LARPer, who commentates on current events from his parents' shitshack in the Rutland, Vermont woods. A loud and proud [[Lolbertarian]], Styx wishes that all drugs were legal so he could smoke opium all day and brag on livestream to his viewers about how great his shitty little garden is. Styx has also been a longtime vocal proponent of gay marriage, but swears up and down [[Liar|he's never taken it in the ass.]] Tarl also swears that he was visited by demons in his sleep on more than one occasion to gift him powers and believes that memes posted on [[4chan]] carry actual literal [[Meme_Magic|metaphysical magical power and can influence material reality at a base level]], which he deems [[Schizo|'The Science of Occult Memetics'.]] <br /> <br /> When not busy telling everyone how every religion on Earth is actually horseshit except for worshiping the Owl God Stolas (yes, he worships a bird) or proclaiming himself to be God, he's running his mouth with MAGA championing so he can keep getting the trickles of superchats from the remnants of his 2016/2020 [[pol|/pol/]] audience he picked up during the election cycle while cheerleading for Trump. For some time in 2023-2025 he also made appearances on fat grifter scam artist [[TheQuartering|The Quartering's]] live show, looking completely out of place from the panel of guests in his ye olde leather buttpirate attire (complete with tricorne for maximum faggotry). <br /> The Quartering even raised enough money to bail Styx out of jail during his first stint in the clink following Styx chucking a phone at the face of his girlfriend (whom he had just groped the tits of on livestream days prior) to get him back on the show, to which Styx repaid him by getting completely plastered and blacked out drunk live on air, resulting in him being banned from further appearance. <br /> <br /> Styx is also [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vir5t5wPk self-admittedly] an [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] poster on /b/.<br /> <br /> All in all, a real winner at life.<br /> <br /> ==Early Youtube &quot;Career&quot;==<br /> Styx has been pumping Youtube videos almost uninterrupted every day since August 10th, 2010. Accordingly, his early videos are recorded on a potato webcam with a dogshit mic, stationed in the backporch of his parent's dilapidated shitshack in the middle of the rural Vermont woods. Typically, Tarl would wear a black leather trench coat, some ratty, wrinkled old black tshirt, or no clothes at all while filming. Video topics ranged from &quot;Christians are wrong&quot; to &quot;I did X drug today&quot; to &quot;random world event in the headlines&quot;, with usually 10-15 minutes of Tarl talking out his ass. <br /> <br /> Eventually after 6 years of shitting out videos which barely scratched 1000 views each and even releasing a noise-music album (that is similarly unlistenable garbage), Tarl had cast enough Conjure Gold Coin spells that he was finally able to upgrade his set to his bedroom. From there, he started covering the Trump/Clinton race, in particular the [[WikiLeaks]] fiasco that proved [[Hillary Clinton]] was a thieving cunt, and began gaining some traction from his videos being reposted in the /thg/ (Trump Happening General, probably self-shilled as Tarl is an admitted longtime 4chan user) on /pol/; getting enough energy from this bump to start regularly breaking 10-20k on his videos.<br /> <br /> Styx then spent the next 4 years releasing his daily videos ballwashing the Trump administration in his usual all black leather getup, even managing to get put on the hitlists of the [[jew|ADL]] and [[Communism|Right Wing Watch]] as a 'white supremacist' despite being a lolbert. On July 27, 2019, he got married to an autistic YouTuber from the Netherlands named &quot;Elizabeth's Philopshy&quot;, who he had been video-chatting with (genius move). In late 2021, with Trump having lost re-election and things with COVID looking grim, Tarl got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to flee the country to go run away to Liz's home in the Netherlands. While overseas, he continued to film videos as usual while now living for in a house that wasn't falling apart from the inside out for the first time in his life; his wife even forced him to wear normal clothing on camera.<br /> <br /> He also managed to swindle a handful of sponsors to promote during his show, most notably &quot;Biltong&quot; for some random jerkies sold out of Texas and some bullshit fungal tea that tastes like feet. Not to mention the tens of thousands of dollars he pulled in super-chats from [[Parasocial Syndrome|parasocial faggot retards]] during livestreams at his peak before his arrests.<br /> <br /> ==Styx Breeds a Monster Spawn==<br /> With his open hatred of condoms and insistence that they are an feminist emasculation tool, on April 11th 2022, Styx announced to the world that his daughter had been born, to the dismay of every other sentient creature on Earth. Hilarity soon ensued when his wife's drug dealer ex-boyfriend (a black man) re-entered Liz's life, presumably after finishing a stint raping his fellow niggers in prison. Soon afterwards, Styx would began tweeting vaguely threatening messages, posting ramblings like &quot;Don't fuck with me, I have &lt;s&gt;AIDS&lt;/s&gt; guns&quot;. <br /> <br /> Within a few months Styx fled the relationship and ran back home while drunk tweeting rants about his love life. Styx bandied back and forth the idea of returning to Liz and his daughter to be a good father with an on/off set of tweets with his wife, which further concerned fanbase of conservative soccer moms and politics obsessed 20-somethings, but true to form, he decided booze and playing magickal make-believe was more important. He also switched to wearing almost exclusively Hawaiian aloha shirts at this time. At some point in mid-2024 however they did appear to finally get back together, with Styx showing up in the Netherlands in an update video hoddled under a staircase like Harry Potter.<br /> <br /> All of this [[drama]] with women has lead to speculation among much of his fanbase-turned-detractors that he is actually a [[Fact|deeply closeted homosexual]].<br /> <br /> ==Jail==<br /> Despite having the muscle tone of a anorexic schoolgirl, Styx found someone he could beat up. That being, some frumpy terminally online broad. On 9/10/2024 while livestreaming drunk, Styx called for his mystery girlfriend (who turned out to be named Sam) who he was cheating on his &quot;wife&quot; Liz on over to the camera, having her sit on his lap. He then proceeded to fondle her tits live while calling her &quot;My darling&quot; in some faggoty ass voice as she stared uncomfortably into the camera and tried to gtfo.<br /> <br /> A few weeks later on 9/30/24, he was arrested on domestic battery charges for chucking his phone straight into her eye while they were having a bender in a hotel room in New Orleans. Tarl's next night was spent getting deep dicked by Tyrone and Bubba in the NOLA pen until fat fuck The Quartering stepped in to pay the $7,500 bail and save Tarl from niggerAIDS. Due to this, Styx was forced to hand over his much coveted firearms to the police, to which he now brags that he carries a flintlock and cutlass for protection instead. <br /> <br /> Tarl was sure to repay Quarterpounder for his generosity by getting shitface drunk and passing out on his livestream on 4/3/25, from there on permab&amp; from ever showing up on their shitty podcast again. Another quality business investment from The Quartering.<br /> <br /> Tarl also claims to have used black magick to cast a curse on his prosecuting attorney in October 2025 when he was in NOLA for court, to which soon after the attorney [[an hero|actually did crash his car and fucking died]].<br /> <br /> ==Back 2 Jail==<br /> On 12/11/25, Styx was arrested while preparing to go live on YouTube at his parents home in Vermont, on further domestic assault charges. His [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome|FAS]] mother recorded a video of the arrest for the world to see, at which point everyone finally got a view inside their crumbling den; paint chipping off the walls, foundation exposed, insulation and wiring coming out of the walls, just your average Vermont living standards.<br /> <br /> The [https://www.rutlandherald.com/news/local/rutland-youtube-personality-charged-in-alleged-gun-incidents/article_5c0e7bc7-e0c4-4b1b-a228-cf45222d2a70.html order of events] from the first incident:<br /> # Get drunk<br /> # Fondle your gun like it's a penis<br /> # 'Accidentally' fire it<br /> # Can't stand up because you're a worthless alcoholic<br /> <br /> The order of events from the second incident:<br /> # Your family friend has a &quot;history&quot; of pedophilia<br /> # Explain that to some chick at your NEET house while drinking<br /> # She says it's good that family friend is gone<br /> # Somehow get confused and think she's calling you a pedophile<br /> # Start throwing shit at her<br /> # Point a gun at her and threat to kill her<br /> # She tells you to do it<br /> # Start crying and point the gun at yourself<br /> # In da future: court orders to not contact her<br /> # Violate court orders<br /> # Profit?<br /> <br /> Styx proceeded to once again spend the night getting deep dicked by Jamal and Quandarius' BBC. Styx has since also taken to wearing Hazbin Hotel merchandise, because if you didn't think he was a faggot before, you sure do now.<br /> <br /> ==Things Styx Larps As==<br /> Styx has always wanted to be a real man, but unfortunately for him, his body developed similarly to a starving third world child, with the muscle mass and physiognomy of a hobgoblin. Therefore, Styx has always taken to LARPing in order to make himself feel special. Typically this is achieved by way of hanging up flags or merchandise in the background of his videos or changing his outfit. These include:<br /> <br /> * A warlock powered by [[Satan]]<br /> * A warlock powered by Owls<br /> * A successful entrepreneur<br /> * An author<br /> * A musician<br /> * A loving father and husband<br /> * A political soothsayer<br /> * A roman legion general<br /> * A [[Fallout 4]] [[faggot|Minuteman]] Militia member<br /> * A 17th century high-seas pirate<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Styx|Batshit Pagan Satanist|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Styxhexenhammer666 - If Only You Knew.jpg<br /> File:Styx gif OzVGGjB.gif<br /> File:styxshit.png<br /> File:styxchild.png<br /> File:styxgrok.png<br /> File:styxnazi.png<br /> File:StyxIsAColonizer.jpeg<br /> File:StyxFeminism.jpg<br /> File:StyxRetweeted.jpg<br /> File:StyxCompass1.jpg<br /> File:StyxCompass2.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> * [[Pirate]]<br /> * [[Retard]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Kf|18845|Kiwi Farms Thread}}<br /> *{{yt|@|styxhexenhammer666}}<br /> *{{twitter|Styx666Official}}<br /> *[https://nitter.net/Styx666Official Nitter mirror for those of you who don't use Muskowitz.Pajeet]<br /> *{{Imdb-link|name/nm9195493|Somehow he has an IMDb.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{Anti-SJW YouTube}}<br /> {{Altright}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Sekturtard&diff=1952139 2026-04-26T23:05:53Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{|style=&quot;width:80%; margin:.5em auto;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |style=&quot;width:25%; text-align:center;&quot;|<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;{{PAGENAME}}&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on&lt;br /&gt;'''The Sektur'''<br /> <br /> [[File:ethan_ralphsekturpic.png|170px]]<br /> |<br /> {|style=&quot;background:none; width:100%;&quot;<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |style=&quot;width:35%;&quot;|'''King of Da Sektur'''<br /> |[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Orbiters'''<br /> |[[Andrew Anglin]] &amp;bull; [[Cocaine|Andy Warski]] &amp;bull; [[Baked Alaska]] &amp;bull;[[Boogie2988]] &amp;bull; [[Bowblax]] &amp;bull; [[Brittany Venti]] &amp;bull; [[Down syndrome|Cog City]] &amp;bull; [[Corey Barnhill]] &amp;bull; [[DarksydePhil]] &amp;bull; [[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]] &amp;bull; [[Dick Masterson]] &amp;bull; [[Digibro]] &amp;bull; [[Emily Youcis]] &amp;bull; [[FlamencoTV]] &amp;bull; [[Frank Hassle]] &amp;bull; [[Bri'ish|Godwinson]] &amp;bull; [[Incest|The Thorps]] &amp;bull; [[Keemstar]] &amp;bull; [[Keffals]] &amp;bull; [[Liar|KingofPol]] &amp;bull; [[Kraut and Tea]] &amp;bull; [[LolcowLive]] &amp;bull; [[alcoholic|Matthew Vickers]] &amp;bull; [[Retard|Mersh]] &amp;bull; [[Pegging|Michael Alberto]] &amp;bull; [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] &amp;bull; [[Mister Metokur]] &amp;bull; [[Mundane Matt]] &amp;bull; [[Nick Fuentes]] &amp;bull; [[Coke|Nick Rekieta]] &amp;bull; [[Null]] &amp;bull; [[Onision]] &amp;bull; [[Pantsu]] &amp;bull; [[Whore|Pipkin Pippa]] &amp;bull; [[Obese|PPP]] &amp;bull; [[Australian|Randbot]] &amp;bull; [[Mr. Repzion|Repzion]] &amp;bull; [[Richard Spencer]] &amp;bull; [[Sargon of Akkad]] &amp;bull; [[Seattle4Truth]] &amp;bull; [[Shadman|Soph]] &amp;bull; [[Southern Dingo]] &amp;bull; [[Styxhexenhammer666]] &amp;bull; [[Fat|The Gamer Gator]] &amp;bull; [[TheQuartering]] &amp;bull; [[Internet Tough guy|Tonka Saw]] &amp;bull; [[Turkey Tom]] &amp;bull; [[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] &amp;bull; [[Pedophile|Vito]] &amp;bull; [[AZN|Zidan]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Enemies'''<br /> |[[Baphomet|/baphomet/]] &amp;bull; [[Anita Sarkeesian]] &amp;bull; [[Brianna Wu]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Ray Gun]] &amp;bull; [[Ian Miles Cheong]] &amp;bull; [[Maddox]] <br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''See Also'''<br /> | [[8chan]] &amp;bull; [[Alcohol]] &amp;bull; [[Alt-Right]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Chan]] &amp;bull; [[GamerGate]] &amp;bull; [[Gunt]] &amp;bull; [[Kiwi Farms]] &amp;bull; [[Solomon Henderson]] &amp;bull; [[Tucker Carlson]] &amp;bull; [[Xanax]]<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Series Templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;&lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:Ethan Ralph]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Patryk_Kornatowski&diff=1952137 2026-04-26T22:51:30Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{eduser|TardChick}}<br /> {{Spoiler|HE STALKS THIS PAGE AND WAITS FOR ANY LITTLE UPDATES}}<br /> {{watched}}<br /> {{aspie}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{lolcow}}<br /> {{pedo}}<br /> {{notice|For epic meltdown while trolling, bring up the fact he posted rugrats loliporn}}<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{Ib|[[File:fatryk mugshot.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;Hog&lt;/br&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Patryk Kornatowski'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 10, 2007 ({{age|2007|4|4}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Britfag]]-[[Polack]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[File:MiniflagPoland.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Internet lolcow}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|Inflatable Fetishist and [[Pedophile]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Weight'''|[[Over 9000|300 pounds and going]].}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> [[File:patsmolcocktales.png|250px|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> '''Patryk Kornatowski''' (also known as '''[[User:TardChick|TardChick]]''' on [[ED]]) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, [[Soyjak.party]], [[Kiwi Farms]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the [[1990s]], or jacking off to [[inflation art]]. <br /> <br /> His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable [[Bestiality|orca]] he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.<br /> <br /> Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, [[lol|that he would get bullied in by the other retards]]. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company '''Goldendrops'''. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.<br /> <br /> ==3DMM==<br /> His first traces of online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be [[Chris Chan]] and [[Jesus Christ]] himself for whatever reason. <br /> <br /> He first joined under the name, '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|PatryktheCoolKid]]''' and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created '''Patrykstan''', a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk related media was being made.<br /> <br /> But after doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to make [[over 9000]] alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one sided battle of Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one. Eventually leading to the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Discord==<br /> Patryk is very trollable, which is why there's many different sagas of humiliating stuff he's done to appease trolls on various [[Discord]] servers. His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM<br /> <br /> ===Shit, Piss, and Cum===<br /> After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a chereoke yell he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to do the act, which has been immortalized in video form for years to come. This would also happen again, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum, the former not being archived, but self admitted on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread.<br /> <br /> ===Muslim Prayer===<br /> After once again being banned from a server, he was told to do a [[Muslim]] prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.<br /> <br /> Once again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these discord servers to try to get it banned. Something he also did on 3DMM. Not realizing they can just delete the message and take his perms away. Another time he tried to get perms back in a server by trying to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's huge size wasn't able to.<br /> <br /> One of these servers is Gondal, an autist legion of retards who are Pat-storians. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.<br /> <br /> ==Encyclopedia Dramatica==<br /> [[File:patcooking.png|250px|thumb|right|This is the person calling you [[nigger]] on the Internet.]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;<br /> <br /> |do a flip|Dropdatwat sending his farewell.<br /> <br /> |cheers buddy i aint rwding all that shit bye nigga lolmao|Minty's response to him leaving (nobody really cared).<br /> <br /> |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> After being laughed out of other communities he came to [[ED]] for refuge. What did he get out of it? [[Graykat|Nigger admin abuse]] of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.<br /> <br /> He would be [[Hugbox]]ed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Truth is no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downsyndrome child. But after he turned 18 his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were [[Likeicare]], [[User:Maysam|Maysam]], and the bane of his existence [[User:Chuj|Chuj]]. He would have his avatar customized with [[Boku No Pico]] flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins was making his face into the &quot;fat&quot; reaction. Which you can now react to under all of Quence's posts. Because of this, and the growing hatred of him from other [[Ediots]], [https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451/ he posted a final thread] &lt;s&gt;and left&lt;/s&gt;. [[Disregard that]] [[Flounced|he's still lurking]] and is seething at the fact [[User:couscous|I'm]] making this article lol.<br /> <br /> ===Soyjak.party===<br /> Like [[User:Retarded FAG|other]] shunned [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/steve.749/ retarded] [https://forums.edramatica.com/members/sneed.502/ faggots] of [[ED]] past, Patryk would briefly post on [[Soyjak.party]] after his departure. Not before his past actions and autism got the best of him and also lost this as a safe space. During his stay he would unintentionally leak his email address [[Newfaggotry|after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field]]. <br /> <br /> At some point soyteens found an old post of his where he posted [[Rugrats]] [[loli]] porn. This would lead to another shunning.<br /> <br /> But you can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind he's still a soyteen.<br /> <br /> ==Kiwi Farms==<br /> Patryk would find out about his [[Kiwifarms|KF]] thread and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the [[Soyjak.party]] threads. But was banned from the site after they found out that he had previously posted [[Rugrats]] porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with [[Vinluv Anton Handesbukia]]. After both bonding on [[twitter]] about being fat autistic lolcows, they became buttbuddies.<br /> <br /> ==Instagram==<br /> [[File:fatniggapat.png|250px|thumb|right|youre faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]]<br /> After Christmas, Patryk would receive the gift of an anime girl mask. He would film a video where in he dances with the mask on and gets winded by just setting the phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were unaware of his lore. Most if not everyone began to troll him realizing he was a massive tard and they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow YouTube video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random [[ween]] was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up and you can still find him today bragging about this. Not realizing half the comments call him a fat pig and that someone should check his harddrive. <br /> <br /> [[File:patdancevid.mp4|video_id|640px|center]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''LOOK AT THE PIGGY GO!'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Did I mention Patryk Kornatowski is a pedophile?<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> {{fv|FatrykVideos||<br /> |[[File:RPReplay_Final1717265538.mp4|video_id|640px]]Shit Video<br /> |[[File:1219.mp4|video_id|640px]][[Baby Fuck|Rape de baby]]<br /> |[[File:RPReplay_Final1726446087.mov|video_id|640px]]Leaving Gondal<br /> |[[File:oinkpatryk.mp4|video_id|640px]]He was bought food and didn't care, even his parents ate some.<br /> |[[File:resized.force.6f49ef24.mp4|video_id|640px]]Tries to hang himself<br /> |[[File:5870920-53fb2564d8cef5214e404fa5816b0279.mov|video_id|640px]]Tongue<br /> |[[File:ripp-at.mp4|video_id|640px]]Cry about it<br /> |[[File:ONTIVA.COM_Cutter_Me__my_Inflatable_whale_dancing_to_Frank_Sinatra-360p.mov|video_id|640px]][[Beastality]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{fv|FatrykVideos||<br /> |[[File:praisebetoallahpatryk.mov|video_id|640px]]Praise be to allah.<br /> |[[File:5870921-60f887d4a4141b6160538775ddd6da7f.mov|video_id|640px]]Prayer Pt. 2<br /> |[[File:5870636-54b3f79df95ad1eb6652bd34c5e54e62.mp4|video_id|640px]]He loves young anime girls<br /> |[[File:56404-8467a27bf76941b96286b9afdd760ab0.mp4|video_id|640px]]Piss drinking<br /> |[[File:48308-2066c1831980043193a3b2cc00ad323a.mov|video_id|640px]]Very special video for Couscous<br /> |[[File:Untitled design (1) (online-video-cutter.com).mp4|video_id|640px]]You can now hire a Patryk lookalike for a lap dance<br /> |[[File:Patrykguitar.mp4|video_id|640px]]<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;QMF9aVqtGHM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;uclFRqKiPkc&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ZbIBWS8r-Hc&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:watermark (1).gif|Post this under his comments.<br /> File:kirkifiedpat.png|[[Charlie Kirk|Patkirk]]<br /> File:loseralog.png|Retard alogs Pat.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:patdox.png<br /> File:nullxpat.png|[[Null]] tells Pat to stop gooning.<br /> File:fatryk1.png<br /> File:fatryk2.png<br /> file:Tardchick_soyjak.jpg<br /> File:pat222.png<br /> File:pat88.png<br /> File:pat7.png<br /> File:patwithmom.png|With his hog of a mom.<br /> File:paint.animated.gif<br /> File:EDF6 Troll34 submission.jpg<br /> File:Tardchick_rule34_by_fleacollarindustry.jpg<br /> File:Coonchick.jpeg|lookin' like [[Asa Coon]] in this pic.<br /> File:Peepee poopoo beast.png<br /> File:Born for peepee poopoo gaming beast.png<br /> File:schoolpicpat.png<br /> File:patinclass.png|Pat baking goods in special needs class.<br /> File:hogmom2.png<br /> File:patatdamovies.png<br /> File:patspamposts.png|Some select spam posts he made on 3DMM.<br /> File:fatryk coment.png|Comment left on his infamous Instagram video.<br /> File:patfat.png|You really don't get enough hate.<br /> File:fatrykwitagun.png|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> One of his &quot;beats&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:dough beat.wav|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Dox==<br /> He gave this out willingly:<br /> <br /> '''2 Amberhill, NG5 5TL, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire UK'''.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{discord|u|husia.siusia}}<br /> *{{Twitter|XitterP}}<br /> *{{Instagram|patrykkornatowski}}<br /> *email: patryk.kornatowski2007@gmail.com<br /> *{{yt|@|autisticbritishjackass_reborn}}<br /> *{{Archiveorg|@patryk_kornatowski|His self-compiled archive on Archive.org}}<br /> *{{Edfmember|lardchick.820|LardChick}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|tardchick-has-arrived.2264/|His intro thread to EDF}}<br /> *{{Kfthread|188662|KF thread, can only be accessed if you have an account}}<br /> *{{Kfuser|203913|KF account, banned for being a pedophile}}<br /> *[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/autistic-british-jackass.20756/ OnionFarms account]<br /> *{{soundcloud|theautismboy|Soundcloud account}}<br /> *{{Tiktokuser|thetiktokautist}}<br /> *{{Tiktokuser|patrykkornatowsk9}} - Modern TikTok account.<br /> *{{Newgrounds|u|autismboy1|NewGrounds account}}<br /> *[https://patrykhtmlsite.neocities.org/ Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website]<br /> *[https://spacehey.com/kornatowski Spacehey account]<br /> *[https://irony.wiki/index.php?title=User:Patryk2&amp;oldid=17076 Ironywiki Account]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://patrykstan.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Patrykstan Wiki]&lt;/s&gt; '''Baleeted'''<br /> *[https://goldendrops.co.uk/ His dad's website.]<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[ED20]] - He pasted his own shitty animation here.<br /> *[[Chris Chan]] - Circling the drain to become.<br /> *[[Boku No Pico]] - A personal favorite of his.<br /> *[[QueenAurora]] - the female counterpart of him.<br /> *[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]<br /> *[[Pedophile]]<br /> *[[Horrorcow]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]] - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs<br /> <br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Britfags}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Edforumseries}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{Pedophile}}<br /> [[category:fat]]<br /> [[category:People]]<br /> {{corner|bl|[[File:Fatassbadge.png|200px]]}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Fatrykwitagun.png&diff=1952136 2026-04-26T22:51:20Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous&diff=1952135 2026-04-26T22:50:28Z

<p>Couscous: /* More info about Cous */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> *[[Technoblade]] - Made for yaro<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann<br /> *[[Mikel White]]<br /> *[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]]<br /> *[[Breadtube]]<br /> *[[Hodgetwins]]<br /> <br /> === Templates I made ===<br /> *Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)<br /> *Sektur/Sekturtard<br /> <br /> == &lt;font color=&quot;#fea2ff&quot;&gt;For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~&lt;/font&gt; ==<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]<br /> [[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA336A&quot;&gt;i can't keep pushing this down any deeper<br /> <br /> why do I keep trying if i cant keep her<br /> <br /> every move i make<br /> <br /> Is just another mistake<br /> <br /> I wonder what it would take<br /> <br /> bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body<br /> <br /> like theres a hole inside my heart<br /> <br /> its like this feelings gonna consume me<br /> <br /> if i keep waiting for this thing to start<br /> <br /> Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == More info about Cous ==<br /> [[File:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|200px|thumb|COUS'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!]]<br /> ===Misc Cous facts===<br /> *I have a bbc<br /> *I racemix<br /> *I mog [[you]]<br /> *I have a high power level<br /> *I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : (<br /> <br /> === Things I like ===<br /> *[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]<br /> *[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior<br /> *[[Zoe Quinn]]<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[Dragon Ball Z]]<br /> *[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]<br /> <br /> === Things I hate ===<br /> *[[TCC]]<br /> <br /> === Idols ===<br /> *[[Weev]]<br /> *[[Peter Scully]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.<br /> *[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.<br /> *[[BG Kumbi]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]]<br /> *[[Null]]<br /> *[[MarioMario456]]<br /> *[[Mumkey Jones]]<br /> *[[Terry A. Davis]]<br /> <br /> ===EDiots I've successfully trolled===<br /> *[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - he even added me to his article awww<br /> *[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]]<br /> *[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool<br /> *[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol<br /> *[[Pedro J. Garcia]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]]<br /> *[[User:Crowcaw|Crow]] - btw youre a massive tard faggot pedophile lmaoooo<br /> <br /> When will you defeat me...in your dreams...<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;K1CI5zIHBXQ&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Honorary Aryan]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}<br /> *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.<br /> <br /> [[File:edgelordcharlie.gif|300px|right]]<br /> [[File:tomgween.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Tom Green]] answering my call]]<br /> [[File:With_artisanal-style_sourdough_crust_and_sun-ripened_tomatoes_from_Northern_Italy,_Suprema_is_fr.mp4|thumb|Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get]]<br /> [[File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.]]<br /> [[File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Blackberry.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life.]]<br /> [[File:G-Zay_admitting_defeat.png|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Chin-Chan Myspace7.jpg|thumb|right|my beloved]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|yt2012vids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;OPzTu9LmAqI&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;real<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LjTWBGyz_jw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;kys<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DsE1MsTWM5s&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;ded<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3lzrs-B-8xQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;rip<br /> |border=black|background=red}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Chans}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{YTMND}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{emoseries}}<br /> {{Goth}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Btard}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:thisorsmth.png|center|400px]]<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:niggler.gif|200px|link= ]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Datburk.png|200px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|150px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> {{#setlogo:perc30nigga.jpg}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=The_Donald&diff=1952134 2026-04-26T22:46:24Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>:'''''The Donald''' redirects here. For the subreddit, check out '''[[TheDonald]]'''.&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :'''''However,''' if you are a [[Faggot|liberal]] or a [[Racist|Neo]]-[[Faggot|Nazi]] in need of [[Srs bsns|serious]] [[Safe Space|truth]] about the God-Emperor, check out '''[[Donald Drumpf]]'''.''<br /> {{spoiler|Another nigger missed lol}}<br /> {{achtung|NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE DONALD}}<br /> {{Epstein}}<br /> [[File:Donald trump hires jesus christ.jpg|center]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:EmperorTrump.png|right|300px|thumb|This Man has generated more [[butthurt]] than the rest of our political establishment, mass media and the one percent combined.]]<br /> [[File:King Donald Trump.jpg|300px|thumb|Say My Name Bitch]]<br /> [[File:Trump-sacred-meme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Sacred Trump Meme]]<br /> <br /> '''His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus &quot;Pußygrabbin&quot; I of the House of Trump''' will make [[Warhammer|Warhammer 40,000]] real. He is a [[pretty cool guy]] and the &lt;s&gt;[[2016 Presidential Elections|45th]]&lt;/s&gt; [[2024 Presidential Elections|47th president]] of the [[United States]] and doesn't afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He'll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle and [[whores|fertile women]]. Trump literally put an epic [[Death Note|Just As Planned]]: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn't participate in Clinton's rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by [[Jews|(((them)))]], Trump was on the [[Game of Thrones|Iron Throne]], gloating [[Trollface|U mad SJWs?]] while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling &quot;[[Planet of the Apes|You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!]]&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|'''Donald Trump is a genius.'''|[https://www.thewrap.com/michael-moore-roseanne-totally-nuts-trump-evil-genius/ Michael Moore]}}<br /> <br /> ==2016 Nomination==<br /> [[File:ChrisChanHatesTrump.PNG|thumb|right|360px|An [[Chris Chan|average U.S. citizen]]'s [[Butthurt|reaction]] to Donald Trump winning the elections.]]<br /> [[File:Trump's goldfinger.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hail the God Emperor]]<br /> [[File:Making racism cool again.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hang out the flags!]]<br /> [[File:Love trump's hate.png|right|thumb|200px|A grammar Nazi is fine too]]<br /> *Trump has won the nomination by default.<br /> *The last of the republican nominees quit.<br /> *[[Hillary Clinton]] was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.<br /> *The establishment didn't want it.<br /> *Leaders of the RNC didn't want it.<br /> *Most of the mainstream media pundits didn't want it.<br /> *Literally 100% of people polled didn't want it.<br /> *Obama didn't want it.<br /> *Comey didn't want it.<br /> *Le epic liberal celebrities like [[John Oliver]], [[retard|Bill Maher]], [[Stephen Colbert]], and [[Jon Stewart]] didn't want it.<br /> *Literally 100% of the media didn't want it, including [[Hollywood]].<br /> *Goldman Sachs didn't want it.<br /> *JP Morgan didn't want it.<br /> *George Soros didn't want it.<br /> *A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn't want it.<br /> *The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn't want it.<br /> **But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.<br /> **Your barber down the street wanted it.<br /> **Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.<br /> **The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.<br /> **The man driving you on the bus wanted it.<br /> **The people wanted it.<br /> <br /> {{tinyrainbow|'''And the people won.'''}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Nutshelltrump1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;zT0Rjc6jKCg&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;nRp1CK_X_Yw&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;''''''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;0z0iuWh3sek&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;''''''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;SM0cAzjZbEI&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;''''''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> }}|border=white|background=white}}<br /> |}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> === Drama-whoring as political activism ===<br /> [[File:Hurricane donald.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The calm at the center of the storm]]<br /> [[File:New yorker editor denounces president-elect trump.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[TL;DR]] - [[BAWWW|&quot;BAWWW!&quot;]]]]<br /> Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:<br /> <br /> <br /> #[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]]<br /> #Jimmy Kimmel<br /> #[[The Daily Show|Trevor Noah]]<br /> #[[Rosie O’Donnell]]<br /> #Ashley &quot;I'm A Nasty Woman&quot; Judd<br /> #Kathy Griffin [[White Trash|Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger]]<br /> #[[Amy Schumer]] and her fat vagina{{jew}}<br /> #[[Lena Dunham|Lena]] [[Dyke|Dunham]]{{jew}}<br /> #Alyssa Milano<br /> #Chelsea Handler{{jew}}<br /> #[[J.K. Rowling]]<br /> #[[Miley Cyrus]]<br /> #[[Whoopi Goldberg]]{{jew}}<br /> #[[Stephen King]]<br /> #Rob Reiner<br /> #Samuel Jackson<br /> #George Lopez<br /> #George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal<br /> #[[Al Sharpton]]<br /> #[[The Daily Show|Jon &quot;Stewart&quot; Leibowitz]]{{jew}}<br /> #Eddie Griffin<br /> #Cher<br /> #Scarlett Johansson<br /> #Raven-Symoné<br /> #Barry Diller<br /> #[[Katie Hopkins]]<br /> #Omari Hardwick<br /> #Bryan Cranston<br /> #Katy Perry<br /> #[[Joy Villa]] lied about supporting Trump for [[Scientology]]<br /> #Madonna<br /> #Chris Evans<br /> #[[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]]<br /> #[[Tara Strong]]{{jew}}<br /> #[[Anita Sarkeesian]] wants more [[Patreon|victim]] bucks because of her feelings<br /> #[[Brianna Wu]] blames [[GamerGate]] and wants to run for Congress in 2018<br /> #Firecrotch<br /> #Megyn Kelly<br /> #Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22<br /> <br /> ===Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat meme===<br /> In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'.<br /> Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat.<br /> By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn't an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap!!<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;Jv4Ubp0hdEU&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==[[2016 Presidential Election]]==<br /> {{Spoilers|Donnie just won [[The game]], because of all the [[white|WHITE]] REDNECKS in flyover states that HATE AMERICA}}<br /> {{achtung|&lt;small&gt;'''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Muslims|KEBABS]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN]] [[Feminists|FEMINISTS]]. [[Ban|DEPORT]] [[Spics|ILLEGALS]].'''&lt;/small&gt; ''' &lt;br&gt; [[Warhammer|THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL!]]'''}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Trump ringside fist salute.gif|center]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Warrior trump 345.jpg|center|450px]]<br /> [[File:General patton is donald trump.jpg|right|thumb|All-American heroes]]<br /> [[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.]]<br /> [[File:Donald_Trump_RAPE.png|right|thumb|Self Explanatory.]]<br /> [[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]<br /> [[File:America's new frontier trump wall.jpg|thumb|left|Sorry but we have cool shit back here.]]<br /> [[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what [[Liberalism|liberals]] actually believe.]]<br /> {{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump — a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.<br /> <br /> That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical lolbertarian who can't be more mature than &quot;pee and poo.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.|[[Chris-chan]] [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting! stumps the Trump]. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.)}}<br /> <br /> <br /> After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Bill and hillary clinton are gracious in defeat.jpg|center|500px]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Rick Wilson ===<br /> <br /> [[File:RickWilson.jpg|right|thumb|250px|What goes around...]]<br /> <br /> Within the frigid depths of January, [[2016]], Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a [[old media|television interview]], Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as &quot;childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything.&quot; Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of [[CIA|blowback]].<br /> <br /> Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing [https://web.archive.org/web/20170125082843/http://rachelvaltrexacote.kinja.com/when-a-gop-pundit-attacked-trolls-responded-what-they-1754204712 blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction]. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the [[hypocrisy]] of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.<br /> <br /> Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson's name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{main|GoldenShowerGate}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Grab Them By The Bush===<br /> [[File:Ave trumpus maximus.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Trumpus [[Hugh Mungus|Maximus]]]]<br /> It wouldn't be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.<br /> <br /> In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He [[Fuck her right in the pussy|flirts with the laydees.]]<br /> <br /> The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as [[GAME OVER YEAH|'game over']] for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.<br /> <br /> What they missed was that {{archive|eT2XI|the source}} for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now [[Obvious|for some reason]]) is the nephew of [[George Herbert Walker Bush|George HW Bush]] and therefore [[Jeb Bush]]'s cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump's inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish [[I see what you did there|a water-tight alibi.]]<br /> <br /> ===Almost rapist===<br /> Weeks before [[2016_Presidential_Election|election day]], multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of [[almost raped|almost rape]], over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a [[Christian Grey|sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit]] keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn't buy [[Fifty Shades of Grey]], the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What [[wimmins|woman]] would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that's just tabloid garbage, like [[Bill Clinton]] supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or [[Hillary Clinton]] flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. [[Amirite]]? The White House has standards people! You can't just put [[Democrat|some guy]] into the White House who's going to [[JFK|fuck Marilyn Monroe]] or [[Bill Clinton|get]] a [[fellatio|BJ]] in the Oval Office from a [[Monica Lewinsky|Jewish intern]] and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!<br /> <br /> ==2025 Second Term==<br /> <br /> He beat that [[retarded]] [[camwhore]] [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]] and will bring [[total nigger death]] and bring big titty [[goth]] girlfriends for every Aryan motherfucker on the planet.<br /> <br /> ==Achievements Unlocked==<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;Make America Great Again!&quot;|150G - Win the presidential election of the United States of America.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;YOUR Body, MY Choice!&quot;|20G - Grab a woman by the [[Pussy|pussay]].|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;Problem, Liberal?&quot;|50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;Too Lulzy For You?&quot;|40G - Defeat the mainstream media on all fronts.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;They're Eating The Dogs!&quot;|10G - Announce to ban the Muslims.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;STANDO POWER-!!!&quot;|50G - Survive a headshot.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - &quot;It's Too Much Winning!&quot;|300G - Win the Presidency of the United States - again.|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> === Executive Order Meme ===<br /> <br /> Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the {{Youtube|9HKBPwuFCyQ|video}}:<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Executive Memes'''|foldier|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Trump Book Liking Traps.png<br /> File:Trump Book Scat.jpg<br /> File:Trump Book Reply.jpg<br /> File:Trump Book No More Smugs.png<br /> File:Trump Book Salem.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> ===Post-Donald chimpouts===<br /> [[File:J20 naked fat fuck.jpg|thumb|200px|Tuck Frump!]]<br /> [[File:CR8hHrlWoAAJ-mO.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical liberal hate art.]]<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|donaldchimpouts|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;PLr2kOrABN4&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''A protestor shows off his [[micropenis]]'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;nKMSWAGTU0E&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Brought to you by [[Happy Merchant|George Soros]]'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;UVE0JekVvt0&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''How to beat a Trump supporter in an argument,works every time'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> }}|border=white|background=white}}<br /> |}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> === Skills and XP points===<br /> [[Image:Trumphair.jpg|left|thumb|150px||Sif's hair toupée.]]<br /> *President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money like a Chinaman. <br /> *President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23. <br /> *Pissing off [[Liberal|libcucks]] and [[niggers]] by cutting their [[Holocaust|6 million]] [[Welfare|welfare programs]] and federal funding for studies of [[lesbian]] polar bears, all in order to [[pwn]] [[Muslim|Mudslimes]].<br /> *Extra Points against [[Mexicans|Barbarians]] <br /> *Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)<br /> *[[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.<br /> *President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;height:100px; margin-bottom: 100px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> === Known super powers===<br /> * Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery of Greatness Again==<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again===<br /> {{cg|President Trump Gallery|trump|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:KingTrump.JPG<br /> Image:TrumpWhiteHouse.JPG|Back to the Future Predicted Trump as President only off by 1 year. That's heavy.<br /> Image:PresidentTrumpGTA5.JPG|My GTA 5 Online Character is now great again!<br /> Image:Trump_Waifu.jpeg|Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.<br /> File:DONALDfirewall.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Trump becomes god face appears in clouds.png|Hosanna in excelsis!<br /> File:GOP idiots.jpg<br /> File:Election Night 2016.jpg|How to get rid of a hack<br /> File:MevlutTrumpVSHillary.jpg|A hero rises for the people<br /> Image:Trump_is_Jesus.jpg|People will literally die for Trump.<br /> Image:Shitty_antiTrump_Meme.jpg|The inability to make good memes is why the leftists lost in 2016.<br /> Image:Dtrumpmolest.jpg|Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove.<br /> File:TrumpExploitable.png|[[Oh Exploitable!|Exploitable]] Trump.<br /> File:Hillarytrumpwwe.gif<br /> Image:King_Trump.jpg|President Trump with his personal staff.<br /> File:Donald+Trump+Ivanka+daddy+daughter.jpg<br /> Image:Trump.gif<br /> File:Donaldtrumpggretweet.jpg|That moment when Trump retweets to [[GamerGate]]!<br /> File:Trump will protect us.jpg<br /> File:Facebook says ok to threaten trump murder, march 2016.png<br /> File:Jews try to bring down trump.png<br /> file:Donald j trump - the final solution?.png<br /> File:Ae_trump.jpg|Lulz lobbyist who had a productive meeting with Trump<br /> File:MOVEOVERJESUS.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Trumphammer 40,000===<br /> {{cg|Trumphammer 40,000|40k|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Trump-40k-sword.jpg<br /> File:Trump-emperor-usa.jpg<br /> File:Trump-emps.jpg<br /> File:God emperor of Mankind.jpg<br /> File:Trump-emps-if.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Anon's Trump vs Hillary Comic===<br /> {{cg|Election Day Comic (creds to anon)|EDC|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC1.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC2.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC3.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC4.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC5.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC6.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC7.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC8.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC9.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC10.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC11.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC12.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC13.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC14.png<br /> File:TRUMPCOMIC15.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===MAGA Anime Girls===<br /> {{cg|Hot Anime Babes|anim3|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Trumppillow.jpg|Weebs for Trump<br /> File:TrumpAnimeBabe1.png<br /> File:TrumpAnimeBabe2.png<br /> File:TrumpAnimeBabe3.jpg<br /> File:TrumpAnimeBabe4.jpg<br /> File:MAGApantiessex.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;For more images go to [[The Donald/images|The images section]]&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==In a nutshell== <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Nutshelltrump1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ZbM6WbUw7Bs&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Big In Japan'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;gUlF1naMr3Y&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''MAGAMIX'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4tXv_PJPycA&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Notice me, Trump [[Senpai]]'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;1WUVP6l9Das&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Trump's Lovemaking Theme.'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;IyPkshnIiyc&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Going for [[Orgasm|multiples]]'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Ej8YpsIo4_g&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Russian edition'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;kvB4rBI4MtA&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Trump supporter telling it like it is!'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ZC7aYLBqevc&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Trumphammer 40k'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> }}|border=white|background=white}}<br /> |}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| style=&quot;margin: 0 auto&quot;<br /> |{{frame|{{videoframe|Nutshelltrump2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;BeNEq0TWGdk&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Trump haters in a nutshell'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;7DRL6ocEK-M&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Trump Foreign Policy'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;yZNtYmdZ-4c&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''Never come down'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;l4wY3C88oC0&lt;/youtube&gt; &lt;center&gt;'''The Trump Rap'''&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;}}|border=white|background=white}}<br /> |}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Things The Donald LOVES==<br /> [[File:Melania_trump_im_with_her_graffiti_by_lushsux.jpg|thumb|right|First Lady of the United States. Also a [[Brony|Pegasister]]]]<br /> [[File:The wicked wall comic panels.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Liberal Spider-cuck versus the Donald. Stay tuned!]]<br /> *[[Jim Traficant]] He was the original Trump that opened the door<br /> * '''[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBAB]]'''<br /> *[[Win|Winning]] <br /> *[[Pussy]]<br /> *Grabbing pussy<br /> *[[Winner|You]]<br /> *Your Mom<br /> *His [[autist]]ic son [[Barron Trump]]<br /> *Wounded soldiers<br /> *China<br /> *Wrong Wrong Wrong<br /> *[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]<br /> *Success<br /> *More success<br /> *The opposite of immigrants<br /> *Pepe <br /> *Anime<br /> *Memes<br /> *[[Dindus]], he loves their fried chicken<br /> *[[Mexico]], he loves the Mexican &quot;culture&quot;<br /> *[[Trumpwave]]<br /> <br /> == Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott ==<br /> [[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Just another day on President Trump's Twitter account.]]<br /> * '''[[Islam|Döner Kebab]]'''<br /> * Oreo cookies <br /> * &lt;s&gt;Carrier Air Conditioners&lt;/s&gt; <br /> * Pfizer Pharmaceuticals <br /> * Starbucks <br /> * [[Apple]] <br /> * Mexican Drugs <br /> * Chinese Products(except His hats)<br /> * Taco Bell's Tex-Mex menu<br /> * Pinatas<br /> * The Democratic Party<br /> * Sombreros<br /> <br /> ==His supporters==<br /> [[file:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|500px|Melania Trump (aka the First Lady) in an old Max pictorial.[[Fap]] [[Fap]] [[Fap]]]]<br /> * Basket of deplorables (I hear they're all in the [[KKK]], much like the KKK's first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)<br /> * David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.<br /> * Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors<br /> * Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke<br /> * U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)<br /> * [[Riley34470]]<br /> * [[Pepe|Frog]] lovers<br /> * [[Pol|/pol/]]<br /> * [[The South]]<br /> * Some generals or some shit<br /> * Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks<br /> * &lt;s&gt;Kirstie Alley&lt;/s&gt;<br /> * Chachi/Charles in Charge<br /> * [[Peter Thiel]], who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result<br /> * That fag [[Milo]]<br /> * The [[Alt-right]]<br /> * Ted Nugent<br /> * [[NotMySuperbowlChamps|Tom Brady]]<br /> * Former Yankee Paul O'Neill<br /> * Former college basketball coach Bob Knight<br /> * Baseball player Johnny Damon<br /> * Mike Ditka<br /> * Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis<br /> * [[Mike Tyson]]<br /> * Dennis Rodman<br /> * [[Hulk Hogan]]<br /> * Dana White<br /> * [[Kid Rock]]<br /> * [[Angelina Jolie]]'s dad Jon Voight<br /> * [[Duck Dynasty]] star Willie Robertson<br /> * People who hate women<br /> * Omarosa Manigault<br /> * Teresa Giudice<br /> * Azealia Banks<br /> * [[Tila Tequila]]<br /> * Loretta Lynn<br /> * [[Gary Busey]]<br /> * Stephen Baldwin<br /> * Aaron Carter<br /> * Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek<br /> * Wayne Newton<br /> * [[Jesse James]]<br /> * [[Ann Coulter]]<br /> * Mike Cernovich<br /> * [[Stefan Molyneux]]<br /> * [[Obama|Obama's]] brother [[Malik Obama]]<br /> * [[Dilbert]] creator Scott Adams<br /> * [[Paul Joseph Watson]]<br /> * [[Sargon of Akkad]]<br /> * [[Jesus Christ]]<br /> * [[Satan|Mormon Jesus]]<br /> * All sane individuals<br /> * Kanye West<br /> * Steven Crowder<br /> * Gavin McInnes<br /> * Jeffrey Lorde<br /> * [[Fox News]]<br /> * [[Breitbart]].com<br /> * [[Styxhexenhammer666]]<br /> * Bill Belichik<br /> * InfoWars<br /> * Lack of Evidence<br /> * Alternative Facts<br /> * Kellyanne Conway<br /> * Asra Nomani<br /> * Jesse Ventura<br /> * Hulk Hogan<br /> * Israeli Zionists<br /> * Conspiracy Theorists<br /> * Nazis<br /> * Richard Spencer<br /> * White Supremacy<br /> * James Comey<br /> * Sean Hannity<br /> * Bill O'Reilly<br /> * Jesse Watters<br /> * Bill Elliot<br /> * Chase Elliot<br /> * Nawaz Sharif<br /> * Modi<br /> * The Blacks<br /> *Cubans<br /> * [[You]] (Because you think he can [[Hentai|MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN]])<br /> <br /> ==President Trump's new best friends==<br /> [[File:TrumpHorse.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Trio.]]<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[[Steve Bannon|Bannon, Steve]]&lt;/s&gt; YOU'RE FIRED<br /> * [[Nigel Farage|Farage, Nigel]]<br /> * [[Alex Jones|Jones, Alex]]<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[[Theresa May|May, Theresa]]&lt;/s&gt; YOU'RE FIRED<br /> * [[Putin|Rasputin, Wladimir]]... if you're a snowflake<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> [[File:Jessica valenti bawwws over trump election.png|380px|thumb|right|[[Jessica Valenti|An airhead columnist]] who let her child live in feminist fantasy-land, and now has [[Shit that will never happen|some explaining to do.]] Such as why [[Irony|most women voted for Trump.]]]]<br /> <br /> * [[Donald Drumpf|Trump article by shitlib faggots]]<br /> * [[The Mueller Report]] - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world<br /> * [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]<br /> * [[Mike Pence]] - running mate and VP<br /> * [[Barron Trump]] - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic<br /> * [[Bernie Madoff]]<br /> * [[Post Trump Stress Disorder]]<br /> * [[Bernie Sanders]]<br /> * [[Emperor]]<br /> * [[Business]]<br /> * [[Money]]<br /> * [[Blaming China]]<br /> * [[Correct the Record]]<br /> * [[Otto Warmbier]] Obama's inaction killed him<br /> * [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]: Better Known as '''''Ree Tardy Oswald''''' for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating [[The Donald]]<br /> * [[Fired]]<br /> * [[God]]<br /> * [[Hillary Clinton]]<br /> * [[He Will Not Divide Us]] - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU<br /> * [[JD Vance]]<br /> * [[Jim Traficant]] Before there was Trump there was Big Jim<br /> * [[Jews]]<br /> * [[Roseanne Barr]] The Donald is a fan<br /> * [[Rosie]]<br /> * [[The Man]]<br /> * [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]<br /> * [[Trump Tower Climber]]<br /> * [[Back to the Future]] - this is the alternative time line [[FUCK YEAH]]!<br /> * [[Thomas Dimassimo]]<br /> * [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck]]<br /> * [[Candice the Cuckslayer]]<br /> * [[Khizr Khan]], token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn't die, prevents wife from talking<br /> <br /> == External links == <br /> * [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/putative Putative (Adj) ] <br /> * [http://blog.dilbert.com/post/126589300371/clown-genius Trump the Master Persuader Wizard]<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://stumptrump2016.com/ Now you too can stump the trump]&lt;/s&gt; lol<br /> * {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}<br /> * [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol<br /> * [https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-demand-a-nuclear-annihilation-of-the-ukraine-6ecbce68-adb6-47c8-aee1-7875e3eab135?recruiter=549171149&amp;utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&amp;utm_medium=copylink| Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again]<br /> * [http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Mountain-View-teacher-suspended-for-comparing-10610974.php The 'perfect storm'?] - [[Holohoax|Holocaust]] [[Jew|scholar]] teaches kids that [[Godwin's Law|Trump is like Hitler,]] school suspends him as a threat to their [[Safe Space|'safe space]]' (citing [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|traumatised chidren)]] and it sparks an [[Internet petition|internet petition.]]<br /> * {{kym|memes/people/donald-trump Donald Trump}} - [[Know Your Meme]] is making cancer great again.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{politics}}<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article September 16 &amp; 17, [[2015]]|[[Shamwow]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[RationalWiki]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article November 9, November 10 &amp; November 11, [[2016]]|[[Dan Cilley]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Hillary Clinton]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured Article July 3 &amp; 4 , [[2019]]|[[Kothorix]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Peter Bright]]}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article March 30 and 31, [[2023]]|[[Chris-chan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Donald Drumpf]]}}<br /> {{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] for November 6, November 7 &amp; November 8 [[2024]]|[[LSD]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Pickles]]}}<br /> {{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured Article]] for January 19, &amp; 20, [[2025]]|[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Nuclear War]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People|Trump, Donald]]<br /> {{Corner|br|[[Image:Trumpcorner.png|70px]]}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=XyriX&diff=1952123 2026-04-26T19:48:44Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Pedo}}<br /> {{csiii}}<br /> [[File:Xyrix lol.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Yes, this is the &quot;[[skiddy|Hacker]]&quot; extraordinaire. He also has totally cool friends.]]<br /> [[Image:xyrixlol.jpg|thumb|He looks like Dan Fogler.]]<br /> [[Image:Fortunecompromised.jpg|thumb|brb]]<br /> [[Image:Wanted-Xyrix.jpg|right|thumb|180px|[[harpoons|MAN THE HARPOONS]]!!!]]<br /> '''XyriX''' is a whale of a [[wigger]] and admin [[skiddie]] for the faggots at [http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:UIifFX4QzakJ:www.4chan.org/memberlist.php%3Fltr%3DV%26pp%3D0%26sort%3Dusername%26order%3Dasc+http://www.4chan.org/memberlist.php&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;cd=1&amp;gl=us DIDITFORTHELULZ]. In his [[always|spare time]], he likes to watch [[gay|sailors fucking]] on [http://redtube.com/ RedTube] in between [[1337]] h4x on [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=25618657 MySpace profiles] using Windohs [[Vista]].<br /> <br /> Not satisfied with being a gay [[pr0n]] watching [[cockmongler]] howevar, this [[fat|morbidly obese]] [[basement dweller]] craved something that wasn't his -[[m00tle]]'s &lt;s&gt;[[blowjobs|blow jays]]&lt;/s&gt; Xmas cookies. <br /> <br /> And so he summoned his [[gaylord]] crew of [[anti-lulz]], [[basement dwelling]], [[retards|warriors]]: [http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:1bVrrqV6QLMJ:www.diditforthelulz.com/forums/memberlist.php%3Fltr%3DL%26order%3DDESC%26sort%3Dposts%26pp%3D30+CeLe+lulz&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;cd=21&amp;gl=us&amp;client=firefox-a The Geek Squad], (whose ranks include '''Supreme Master of Mom's Basement''' [[CeLe|Lord CeLe]], [[cockmongler|Vipsta]], [[dogmongler|Zodiac]], [[cunt|NeX]], [[cum|MiLK]], [[moron|Ketin]], [[bukkake|Mayo]], [[coward|Dare]], [[pedo|m31]], [[13|PaT]] and [[hippy|Metalgear]]), to go out and [[raid|steal m00ts delicious cookies]].<br /> <br /> And so on December 14th, 2007 [[Moby Dick]] embarked upon a mission to steal m00t's [[cake|delicious cookies]]. So hungry was he that -[[:Image:Aspirations.jpg|like most people with aspirations who fail to think things through]]- he [[fail]]ed to consider that stealing somebody's [[4chan|business]] wasn't just an innocent [[prank|omg, h4x]] but -in fact- an [[IRL]] crime worthy of a visit from the [[FBI|IRL Party Van]].<br /> <br /> Regardless, along with his [[whore|fuckbuddy]] [[Angyl]] and [[gaylord]] massa [[CeLe]], it is [[some argue|almost certain]] that he was behind the tragic events of [[12/14]]. After a full [[:Image:Dnsinfomr4.jpg|screen cap]] of him [[fap|'managing']] the [[4chan]] domains were posted and his aka -'''theb0lt'''- was seen clearly on his desktop. [[Google|e-detectives]] traced '''[[theb0lt]]''' (who just had his [[Skype]] hijaxed...lol) back to a [[googlecash]] of [http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:C17BcKuuyDMJ:www.4chan.org/member.php%3Fu%3D865+theb0lt&amp;hl=en his page] at the [[h1j4x]]ed 4chan under the name http://www.4chan.org/member.php?u=865<br /> <br /> [[Anonymous]] later [[:Image:Cele.png|posted on Freechan]] that one of XyriX's [[gaylord]] [[buttsecks|bum chums]], [[CeLe]] was an [[screen name|alias]] of '''Mike Williams''', the owner of [[4chan]]'s hosting company '''Glexia.''' This was further [[tinfoil hat|bolstered]] by a user called [http://www.digg.com/users/quiznos '''quiznos'''] who was [http://www.digg.com/security/4chan_got_HACKED?t=11285538#c11285802 posting on a [[digg]] thread about the hijack]. <br /> <br /> ===[[teamdouche]]===<br /> <br /> Initially, it was suspected that [[Angyl]]'s former [[skiddie]] crew [[teamdouche]] did [[brb, compromised]] after an [[google|e-detective]] had found compromising [[IRC]] chat logs. Howevar, it turns out that she'd long since [[DO NOT WANT|been on the outs]] with them and actually helped [[Anonymous Borg]] when they dropped her [[dox]] on their site (which has since been suspended for said dox).<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;color: black; background-color: white; width: 800px; border: thin black solid; padding: .5em;&quot;&gt;<br /> '''Chlogs from Angyl's former crew who later went and dropped dox on her''': irc.bluehell.org #teamloosh (6667)<br /> Saturday 14:02<br /> (2007-12-15) [+ntrQlf] http://www.teamloosh.com/ (&amp;SubZ) your chan is like epic fail<br /> Saturday 13:01<br /> (2007-12-15) [+ntrQlf] http://www.teamloosh.com/ a0 is crying on msn &quot;i thought we cud still be friends m8&quot; SHOULD I?<br /> Friday 11:01<br /> (2007-12-14) Saturday 12:02<br /> (2007-12-15) [+ntrQlf] http://www.teamloosh.com/ '''we 0wn3d 4chan :O dont fucking tell ANYBODY'''<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> UPDATE:<br /> 5/31/08- Xyrix posed as a woman using the name &quot;Kayla&quot; on the Partyvan network. She/he attempted to be a 1337 hax0r by digging up dox on an admin in another channel who hurt his feelings and made him cry like a little bitch.<br /> ----<br /> [17:49] &lt;kayla&gt; she happens to be my friend.... and when she comes to me saying you and that atlas fag who's alos going to fuking get his mahcine owned have torlled/been nasty to and have DDoS'd her do you think im going to play nice?<br /> [17:49] &lt;kayla&gt; I can be really nasty if you want me to?<br /> ----<br /> Xyrix thought he'd be a tough guy and add his &quot;target&quot; on MSN after googling her email address, only to reveal his email address which ultimately ended in the little faggot getting g-lined. GG fag.<br /> <br /> ===Dox===<br /> <br /> AIM: ryuk&lt;br&gt;<br /> MSN: x.yr.ix@hotmail.com&lt;br&gt;<br /> Skype: [http://forum.skype.com/index.php?showuser=252715 '''theb0lt'''] recently had his account [[hacked|j4x3d]] lol. [http://forum.skype.com/index.php?showtopic=104444 He was on Skype Forums BAWWWWWWing].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> http://www.myspace.com/lulz_xyrix <br /> http://www.facebook.com/Xyrix<br /> <br /> ==Still a fag==<br /> <br /> Since the whole [[teamdouche]] debacle blew over Xyrix is, of course, still lurking his usual haunts and fagging up everything he touches like some kind of [[retarded]] King Midas. Since he's an [[aspie]] of the highest order, when people tell Corey to collectively [[gtfo|leave]] due to his excessive [[attention whore|attention whoring]], he naturally assumes people actually like him. He can currently be found [[facefag|doing just that]] on the DG forums [http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/showthread.php?t=119165]. [[O RLY?|They don't like him either]].<br /> <br /> Needless to say, Corey's still [[trying too hard|trying too hard]]. <br /> <br /> ==Corey &quot;XyriX&quot; Barnhill Gallery of Fail==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|More ugly pictures of Corey freshly hacked from his &quot;private&quot; MySpazz|durp|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Corey1.jpg|XyriX's [[fursona]]. Not sure exactly [[fap|why]], but this was in his private pictures folder.<br /> Image:Corey2.jpg<br /> Image:Corey3.jpg<br /> Image:Corey4.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Corey5.jpg|lol<br /> Image:Corey6.jpg<br /> Image:Coreyfriends3.png|Some of Corey's &quot;Private&quot; MySpace Friends!<br /> Image:Coreyblogs.png|Corey's sekrit hidden blogs (still can't quite read them, but still tryin'...!)<br /> Image:Dnsinfomr4.jpg|XyriX aka '''theb0lt'''] [[capped|screenshot]] showing him [[own|managing]] the [[4chan]] [[DNS|domain]].<br /> Image:Theb0lt.png<br /> Image:XyrixBrags.jpg<br /> Image:Xyrx.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[CeLe]]<br /> *[[Angyl]]<br /> *[[brb, compromised]]<br /> *[[teamdouche]]<br /> *[[fat|morbidly obese]]<br /> *[[The Caturday Revival]]<br /> *[[Alex Ford]]<br /> *[[Trying too hard]]<br /> *[[Cosplay|Rodney Phipps aka Switch or Ghost Rider]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *[[stickam]]: http://www.stickam.com/profile/xyrix&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[[g00ns]] link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=cEIWETPq3Xg&lt;br&gt;<br /> *MPC: http://www.mpcforum.com/member.php?u=595641 (Pending IP address)<br /> *{{Pastebin|m305f72e0|At cumdumpster.com}}<br /> *[http://www.myspace.com/lulz_xyrix His MySpace]<br /> *[http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/member.php?5601-Xyrix His DG Forum account] <br /> <br /> {{chans}}<br /> {{Sektur}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> [[Category:People]][[Category:Trolls]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Faggotry]]<br /> [[Category:Chans]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Lane_Davis&diff=1952117 2026-04-26T19:40:03Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Cleanup}}<br /> {{MissingImages}}<br /> &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;{{spoiler|turns out the truth won't set you free after all!!!1 [https://www.goskagit.com/news/man-gets-years-for-father-s-slaying/article_822a0071-3323-5d7d-89c0-95807bdee110.html SEVENTEEN YEARS LOL]}}&lt;/span&gt;<br /> {{quote|“Some people out there that are looking into this deep-level conspiracy level thing, '''[[PizzaGate]]''' or whatever. You may be on to something. What I can tell you from experience is don't let '''[[In Soviet Russia|it consume you.”]]'''|[[Friedrich Nietzsche|Jack Pierce]] AKA “FoxDie”}}<br /> [[File:Lane_davis_seattle4truth_douche.png|thumb|right|Seattle4Truth is 2sexy4u]]<br /> On July 14, 2017, at around lunchtime, a great disturbance was felt throughout the internet. It was as though a million retarded voices cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. And that was pretty much what had happened, because – with a single suspect arrested by the [[Pigs|local cops]] – [[Over 9000|about 300]] different [[Insane|crazy,]] [[Alt-right|alt-right]] and [[Conspiracy theory|pro-conspiracy]] [[Blogs|sites,]] [[Hugbox|communities,]] and [[Social media|social media platforms]] had lost one of their most prominent and prolific contributors.<br /> <br /> When he went down, '''Seattle4Truth''' – AKA fat, balding, neckbearded, 33-year-old [[Forever alone|permavirgin]] [[Powerword|'''Lane Maurice Davis''']] (born: May 28, 1984) – took a great chunk of the internet with him. In so many ways, Lane Davis represents a human incarnation of the internet itself.<br /> __TOC__<br /> ==The incident==<br /> [[File:Lane_davis_seattle4truth_under_arrest.png|thumb|160px|left|&quot;Prison4murder,” more like]]<br /> {{killers}}<br /> On July 14, 2017, Lane Davis spent the morning [[Duh|on the internet.]] His breakfast was a solid diet of [[shitposting]] about [[Second Amendment|the Second Amendment,]] [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton,]] [[Seth Rich|Seth Rich,]] [[The Donald|Donald Trump,]] and [[Pizzagate|Pizzagate.]] But the same was also true of his lunch, dinner, tea, and all the bits in between, because this was the entirety of Lane Davis's [[No life|waking life.]]<br /> <br /> What happened to push him over the edge is not yet known, but at some point Davis chased his parents [[Basement-dweller|(with whom he lived)]] round the house yelling that [[YGGR|his motives were pure,]] as he only wanted to kill [[Jews|“pedophiles who are taking over the country.”]] The next thing anyone knew, Davis's father had been stabbed to death with a kitchen [[knife]] and Davis's own fat ass had been drop-kicked into the back of a meatwagon. This was obviously a frame-up job to silence Mr Davis Snr, and then frame Lane himself for exposing too much vital truth for the American sheeple to handle.<br /> <br /> ===Official Narrative===<br /> Lane Davis told detectives he had gotten into a fight with his father, that had developed from [[WTF|an argument over “whether toddlers could consent to sex,”]] during which Mr Davis (for some reason) had called his son a Nazi. Lane Davis was held on $1 million bail and pled [[Dindunuffin|not guilty to first-degree murder.]]<br /> <br /> ==Path to Glory==<br /> How did our hero come to this point in his life? Lane enrolled at Washington State University in August 2003 but abandoned his studies in 2004 (aged 20). This was because the university course upon which he had embarked was too restrictive for an intellect as superior as Lane's. By 2010, he was showing signs of fulfilling his true promise at last - publishing a scientific paper entitled [[Time Cube|“Quantum Cold-Case Mysteries Revisited,”]] in the renowned international [[Comic|gazette]] of [[Fail|cutting-edge]] [[Bullshit|research,]] [[Who?|''The General Science Journal.'']] <br /> <br /> This remarkable work fully demonstrated an intellect at the height of its powers, by using quantum theory to explain how [[Divide by zero|perpetual motion]] is not only [[Impossible|scientifically possible]] but is in fact [[LOLWUT|the most abundant resource in the universe.]] Some idea of how little regard Davis held for the woolly thinking that has been holding back humanity for centuries can be gleaned by examining the references cited by Davis in this paradigm-busting opus.<br /> {{quote| |}}<br /> That's right. As Davis himself modestly declared: ''“In honor of the late, great, Albert Einstein{{jew}} and his celebrated paper which announced the famous equation E=mc2 to the world, this dissertation does not include any references.”'' <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[File:Gsjournal_terms_and_conditions.png|thumb|750px|center|Always read the fine print.]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Or was this lack of citations Lane Davis's way of covering up the fact that he had stolen his &quot;theory&quot; from online cranks who are obsessed with a theory put forward by mainstream science [[Literally|over 100 years ago?]] It's called [https://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1256 '''Zero Point Energy'''] and is the number one topic among fans of [[Shit that will never happen|perpetual motion machines]] and [[Kittens|similar crackpottery]] (archived: {{archive|CeFs|1}} {{wayback|https://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1256|title=2}}). So there are three established facts to consider. 1: Lane Davis is a crackpot and believed any old nonsense he read on the internet. 2: He is also a [[Cuntpaste|plagiarist]] (see below). 3: He published an unsourced [[So-called|&quot;scientific paper&quot;]] in which he staked a claim to an idea that was already well-known among internet crackpots. You [[DO IT FAGGOT|do the math]]. It shouldn't take long.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> ===YouTube===<br /> {{main|Youtube}}<br /> [[File:Seattle4truth_youtube_vault.png|thumb|right|80px|Prepare yourself]]<br /> Not content with solving the human race's future energy requirements until the end of time, Lane prepared himself for [[Unrealistic expectations|stardom]] by joining YouTube [[100 years ago|in 2009,]] where he gradually uploaded 28,462,865,209,856,705 [[Shit|personally-produced]] videos on [[Conspiracy theories|a wide variety of subjects]] of interest to [[Nobody|seekers after knowledge.]] (See archive, ''right.)''<br /> <br /> Davis's [[Fapping|seminal work]] included a [[TL;DR|three-hour]] “documentary” about GamerGate, exposés of how deeply the pedophile agenda is embedded in so-called progressive thinking, and - suspiciously – a number of cryptic videos concerning something Davis would only refer to as “[[ULTRANIGGER|BlackPill]],” which appeared to contain clues to a terrible secret at the heart of the [[Conspiracy|Deep State.]] <br /> <br /> But there were [[Lulz|lighter moments]] amid the [[Spergin|investigations,]] including [[Rape|raps]] written in support of [[Drumpf|Donald Trump]] and in disgust at Hillary Clinton. Davis also found time to relax by sharing [[Anarchist cookbook|recipes and cookery tips]] with his subscribers. His inspired “garlic-fried Brussels sprouts” are [[Literally|to die for.]] Seriously, that shit sounds good! In a similar way, Davis found a winning recipe for presenting his [[Reliable sources|reports]] and stuck with it. His secret formula for a [[Cringe|gr8]] video was to begin with [[DUN DUN|dramatic music]] and [[Infowars|glitchy graphics]] to make the viewer expect something [[Awesome|dynamic,]] then instead fill the screen with rotating clips and screencaps from other websites. [[Some argue|Critics have suggested]] that this was because he was confined to his [[Parents' basement|studio]] and couldn't film any original material, while being simultaneously [[Poor|unable to afford copyright clearance fees.]]<br /> <br /> However, the touch of the [[Mega ultra super genius|maestro]] was the air of [[Faggotry|gaiety]] lent to his work by the slightly [[Gay|queer and squeaky]] quality of his narration, particularly at moments of suspense and dramatic tension. Not unlike [[Mike Cernovich|another manly man's man of the alt-right who might be over-compensating for something and who also produces TL;DW nonsense.]]<br /> <br /> Some glimpse of how many viewers he enlightened with his [[USI|career as an independent documentarist]] can be gained from [https://www.patreon.com/s4t '''his Patreon,'''] which brought him an income of [[:File:Lane_davis_seattle4truth_patreon_screencap_(page_not_archivable).png|$4 a month.]] Fortunately, the Deep State has not yet hacked into Davis's YouTube channel, so make sure you watch these amazing videos before they disappear. [[Ain't nobody got time for that|Your life will never be the same.]] <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|{{fv|seattle4truth|background-color:#000000;text-align:center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fAE8SIf2zo4&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Full squeaky version}} {{ytlink|DcQgx7F66z4|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;B956GULUohQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Full cringe}} {{ytlink|SYwU8HbnhyM|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;wSGmFbkiNKw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Whole thing}} {{ytlink|HpbGlhghatw|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;RhVJXhbuOUc&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Complete abomination can be seen}} {{ytlink|GetVNjnzZmo|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;RYQZgk0rnyE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Unedited horror available}} {{ytlink|0O7AfHZgaR8|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;r36hzXd8nTs&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Very long version}} {{ytlink|VIFrV0P_XXA|here}}<br /> }}|border=#0892D0 |background=#000000}}<br /> }}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Above Top Secret===<br /> [[File:Seattle4truth a member of above top secret, jan 21, 2010.png|425px|thumb|right|If Davis joined as &quot;Seattle4Truth&quot;, the admins have [[Delete fucking everything|covered it up]] ({{archive|sHwiq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread536669/pg1|title=2}})]]<br /> {{main|AboveTopSecret.com|Above Top Secret}}<br /> {{main|Jared Lee Loughner}}<br /> {{main|Jeff Weise}}<br /> <br /> Picture this. You are a [[Cretin|misunderstood genius]] with a [[Delusion|scientific theory]] that could revolutionise the world [[Shit that will never happen|if it were taken seriously.]] But no-one will listen. [[Fallacious Reasoning|Well, they laughed at goddamn Einstein, right?]] You have to get this work into public circulation. Where are you going to start this herculean and historic task of disclosure? That's right, you must take it to [[Facepalm|&quot;AboveTopSecret.com&quot;,]] where you are bound to find [[Gullible|open-minded]] and [[Mouth-breather|free-thinking]] [[Retards|fellow-researchers.]] <br /> <br /> Except -- uh oh! -- the site's owners take a [[Disappoint|dim]] view of [[Attention whores|publicity-seekers,]] so you have to don a [[Sockpuppet|hard-to-see-through disguise.]] But at the same time, you have to be able to communicate your theory properly, almost as if you were [[Imaginary friend|personally acquainted with the person you are pretending not to be.]] It's a difficult trick to pull off. In 2010, Lane Davis [[Failed|rose to the challenge.]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Above top secret seattle4truth oct 31, 2010.png|{{colortext|WHITE|&quot;Hey, look at this guy's amazing work!&quot;}}<br /> File:Above top secret seattle4truth nov 3, 2010.png|{{colortext|WHITE|&quot;I'm not that guy, but here's a message from him!&quot;}}<br /> File:Above top secret seattle4truth nov 4, 2010.png|{{colortext|WHITE|&quot;That guy (who totally isn't me) explained it like this!&quot;}}<br /> File:Above top secret seattle4truth nov 6, 2010.png|{{colortext|WHITE|''(&quot;Gee, sorry for thinking you might know that guy&quot;)''}}<br /> File:Above top secret seattle4truth nov 6, 2010 (b).png|{{colortext|WHITE|&quot;What on Earth gave you the idea I knew that guy?&quot;}}<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;|border=#0892D0|background=#000000}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> This makes Davis the third crazed killer known to have frequented the world's premium destination for unhinged conspirafags.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Reddit===<br /> {{main|Reddit}}<br /> What could be a more natural home for a neglected genius than Reddit, &quot;the internet's front page&quot;? And what could be a more natural home for a redpilled redditor than [[Kotaku|r/KotakuInAction?]] And so in 2015, that was where Davis established base camp in his campaign to conquer the internet, ascending within two years to the first-stage camp at &quot;Ridge [[The Donald|r/The_Donald.&quot;]] The mist-shrouded peak itself was now in sight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |'''[[In your dreams|If your theory is right,]] it's part of the Minerva Initiative run by Obama's deep state'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6fpvkq/kathy_griffins_stunt_wasnt_a_joke_it_was_a_test/ '''&quot;Kathy Griffin's stunt wasn't a joke - it was a test&quot;''' (2017)] (Archived: {{archive|B2K8A|1}}<br /> {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6fpvkq/kathy_griffins_stunt_wasnt_a_joke_it_was_a_test/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Yeah. Trump could do [[Literally|literally]] anything and I'll still vote for him again, because of the left. He could murder [[The Pope|the Pope]]'''|On: <br /> [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dy427/forgive_me_but_i_must_take_a_moment_to_thank/ '''&quot;I must take a moment to thank liberals and democrats&quot;''' (2017)] (Archived: {{archive|ni1On|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dy427/forgive_me_but_i_must_take_a_moment_to_thank/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Hitler went to ARGENTINA in a fucking sub? What are you some kind of idiot????? [[Common knowledge|Hitler went to Antarctica in a sub, not Argentina!]]'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6h3cme/fbi_vault_drops_the_j_edgar_hoover_files_while/ '''&quot;FBI Vault drops Hoover files while everyone is watching Sessions testimony.&quot;''' (2017)] (Archived: {{archive|lXGUQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6h3cme/fbi_vault_drops_the_j_edgar_hoover_files_while/|title=2}})<br /> |'''[[Dunning-Kruger Effect|I'm not sure you understand]] the [[Implications|implications]] of a massive murder cover up'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dvcjy/why_the_hell_is_the_media_not_discussing_all_of/ '''&quot;Why are media not discussing Seth's social media?&quot;''' (2017)] (Archived: {{archive|qzxPB|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dvcjy/why_the_hell_is_the_media_not_discussing_all_of/|title=2}})<br /> |'''I've been telling people that [[Kanye]] and [[Jay-Z|Jay Z]] were [[Satanists|Satanic]] [[Illuminati|Illuminati members]] since [[Last Thursday|2011.]] But [[For at least 100 years|it's only within the last couple days]] [[Nobody|that anybody]] takes me [[O RLY|seriously!]]'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bh8r4/proof_that_both_jay_z_and_kanye_are_both_satanic/ '''&quot;PROOF that both Jay Z and Kanye are both Satanic Illuminati. No bullshit!&quot;''' (2016)] (Archived: {{archive|ML98w|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bh8r4/proof_that_both_jay_z_and_kanye_are_both_satanic/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Pacing around my [[Parents' basement|living room,]] beating my [[Cock|fucking chest]] like Tarzan.'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5og71k/where_were_you_when_you_realized_it_was_going_to/ '''&quot;Where were you when you realized it was going to happen?&quot;''' (2017)] (Archived: {{archive|LgwMK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5og71k/where_were_you_when_you_realized_it_was_going_to/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Oh so its not &quot;new&quot; that they literally hired [[Black Jesus|Obama's]] propaganda minister to be [[MTV|MTV's]] propaganda minister? How come I never saw it mentioned anywhere before then? Don't lie, you learned that here, and you're salty because you already knew they were biased. [[Hypocrite|As if suspicions are the same as proof.]] You retards on this whole subreddit are stupid as shit, honestly. You call me [[Yes|a conspiracy theorist,]] then get mad when I display [[Insanity|undeniable]] [[Nonsense|FACTS]] and [[Lies|evidence.]] [[BAWWW|Its hilarious.]]'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3mkf5n/aggro_mtv_news_tied_to_the_democratic_party_video/ '''&quot;MTV News Tied to the Democratic Party&quot;''' (2015)] (Archived: {{archive|JkhfH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3mkf5n/aggro_mtv_news_tied_to_the_democratic_party_video/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Fuck off pedo'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6gfdc8/milo_will_be_joining_us_tomorrow_at_700_pm_edt/ '''&quot;MILO will be joining us TOMORROW for an AMA!&quot;''' (2017)] (Archived: {{archive|9vUjN|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6gfdc8/milo_will_be_joining_us_tomorrow_at_700_pm_edt/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Milo is a big [[Cocaine|coke]] head, any[[Faggot|one]] close to him knows that'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4we90o/centipedes_where_are_all_the_milo_threads/ '''&quot;CENTIPEDES - Where are all the MILO threads?&quot;''' (2016)] (Archived: {{archive|Zqz4t|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4we90o/centipedes_where_are_all_the_milo_threads/|title=2}})<br /> |'''Fuck off, [[Russia Today|RT]] is based as fuck and the best news channel out there.'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5oux29/rt_was_just_banned_from_facebook_until_after_the/ '''&quot;RT BANNED FROM FACEBOOK TILL AFTER INAUGURATION!&quot;'''] (Archived: {{archive|WPIYy|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5oux29/rt_was_just_banned_from_facebook_until_after_the/|title=2}})<br /> |'''I don't give a fuck about [[No one cares|my &quot;reputation&quot;.]] You &quot;muh PR&quot; faggots never change, and you NEVER do anything either, except sit there and complain about people that actually do stuff. [[They see me rollin'|Stay salty, useless whiner.]]'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3gsr9d/censorship_world_internet_government_is_coming/ '''&quot;World Internet Government is Coming&quot;''' (2015)] (Archived: {{archive|EKy7G|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3gsr9d/censorship_world_internet_government_is_coming/|title=2}})<br /> |'''[[Fallacious Reasoning|I'm not autistic. You people are retarded.]]'''|On [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/36x6qu/8ch_digger_seattle4truth_has_released_his_3_hour/ '''&quot;Seattle4Truth has released 3-hour Gamergate documentary&quot;''' (2015)] (Archived: {{archive|LGhv5|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/36x6qu/8ch_digger_seattle4truth_has_released_his_3_hour/|title=2}}<br /> }}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===GamerGate===<br /> {{main|GamerGate}}<br /> Lame’s view of the GamerGate affair developed somewhat over the course of his investigations. He supported the campaign, then renounced it, and finally joined a group fighting against GamerGate. His [[Inconsistent personality disorder|evolving views]] on the subject are best described in his own videos – his explanation of how the education system's [[Communism|“Common Core”]] syllabus was designed to feed into [[social engineering]] projects pre-programmed into unsuspecting video game players who were then driven to harass [[Whores|Women]] [[In the kitchen|In Tech]] is a must-see for all who care about the truth.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{fv|seattle4truth2|background-color:#000000;text-align:center;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;ClvVaVw2M4I&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Unexpurgated ravings watchable}} {{ytlink|1x7G-J8lwmA|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;S9LHswlwqz8&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|17 minutes of full-on frothing}} {{ytlink|E9naIeNsqRY|here}}<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Ros4kdMk_MA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{colortext|WHITE|Feature-length schizophrenia simulation}} {{ytlink|18gU4HSkW9Y|here}}<br /> }}|border=#0892D0 |background=#000000}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===PizzaGate===<br /> {{main|PizzaGate}}<br /> You already knew this guy would be onto this story. And of course he was. And he was rewarded with the sort of [[ZOMG|scoop]] most [[Redundant|basement-dwelling youtube-obsessed conspiratards]] could only dream of, when he connected the death of DNC staffer [[Seth Rich]] to the ongoing scandal that's too hot for the [[Old media|LameStream News]] (and too hot for the roof of your mouth, until you've let it cool down on the kitchen worktop for at least 5 minutes, or else you'll end up with a blister behind your front teeth that turns into a horrible hanging flap of skin). The connection? The recipient field of nothing other than [https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/26634 '''one of the Wikileaked emails'''] (archived {{archive|8p1Hm|here}} and {{wayback|https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/26634|title=here}}).<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;irUIigIp8DE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;&lt;center&gt;{{colortext|WHITE|Slightly longer original}} {{ytlink|Bj7HSr0TOcU|here}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |border=#0892D0|background=#000000}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Except this wasn't a scoop at all, because [[Plagiarism|Davis had just lifted it]] from [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6cza4t/fuckiing_holy_kek_pedes_the_links_have_been/?limit=500 '''a thread on r/The_Donald'''] (archived {{archive|BxM4Q|here}} and {{wayback|https://web.archive.org/web/20171106081637/https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6cza4t/fuckiing_holy_kek_pedes_the_links_have_been/?limit=500|title=here}}). But never mind. The main thing was that PizzaGate had now become real for Davis, because it was linked to [[IRL|a genuine event.]] This was the start of the [[Shitstorm|big time]]. Davis could trust no-one, because the world was full of [[Jews|sinister pedos who were bent on world domination at any cost.]] Fortunately, this was just about what Davis had believed all along, and he didn't trust anyone to begin with, so it didn't shock him too much. [[Circular Logic|In fact, his new-found faith in PizzaGate confirmed for him that his earlier hunches had been correct.]] He was onto the trail.<br /> <br /> ===Milo===<br /> {{main|Breitbart}}<br /> [[File:Milo_yiannopoulos_tin_foil_hat.jpg|250px|right|thumb|&quot;We can't stop here. This is batshit country&quot;]]<br /> [[File:Seattle4truth lane davis and milo yiannopoulos joint byline.png|center]]<br /> In 2015 Davis became a [[Slave|“researcher”]] for [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] at [[Breitbart|Breitbart,]] meaning that at least [[Over 9000|quite a few]] of the articles under Yiannopoulos's byline are [[Plagiarism|by an indicted murder suspect.]] (They'll probably be the articles about GamerGate, if anyone wants to check.) <br /> <br /> You can judge for yourself how Milo feels about his former collaborator's new-found infamy, as some articles [[:File:Seattle4truth lane davis milo co-authors.png|originally]] published under {{archive|9RkoW|a joint byline}} have since been [[Delete fucking everything|doctored]] to {{wayback|https://capitalresearch.org/article/macarthurs-thought-police/|title=remove Davis's co-authorship.}} <br /> <br /> Later, Davis's team-player qualities [[Narcissistic personality disorder|(devotion, turning into disillusionment, and finally into destruction)]] repeated themselves and he leaked the existence of Yiannopoulos's stable of exploited ghostwriters to [[BuzzFeed]]. Ironically, considering what happened a year or so later, Milo was one of the few people Davis had not accused of pedophilia at this stage.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===TheRalphRetort===<br /> {{main|TheRalphRetort}}<br /> After storming out of Breitbart, Lane took his talents to an outlet he felt might show him some [[Buttsecks|appreciation]]. TheRalphRetort.com was edited at the time by GamerGate guru Ethan Ralph (but now by his [[Sockpuppet|partner]] [[Tranny|“Nora”]] as Ralph is currently [[V&amp;|serving eight months]] for assaulting a Virginia police officer) and he welcomed Lane with open arms, pushing out a [[TL;DR|near-continuous]] series of Lane's [[Obsessive|increasingly-amibitious]] [[Shit|writing]] (his author profile portfolio can be seen {{archive|8TbXW|here}} [[:File:Lane_davis_seattle4truth_theralphretort_author_profile_page.png|'''(&amp; file here).''']] Mysteriously, this awe-inspiring arsenal of autism was [[ISWYDT|deleted shortly after Lane's arrest.]] However, it was all [[Fukken saved|safely archived]] before it could be swallowed by the drifting sands of internet history.<br /> &lt;br&gt; <br /> {{quote|'''Lane Davis was a [[Too old|33-year-old]] [[unemployed]] [[loser]] who lived with his parents and [[He does it for free|had no income to speak of.]] The man he murdered is the sole reason he was able to subsist at all. He had [[No shit|some volatile anger issues]] which are evident in the many YouTube streams he’s been present on. He’s also made [[Internet tough guy|threats]] and [[Journalism|wild unfounded accusations]] against a lot of people over the past few years. [[Dubious disclaimer|I thought it was all in jest,]] but [[Male Gaze|hindsight]] is always 20-20.'''|[[Coward|Ethan Ralph,]] attempting to {{archive|AfjX1|disown}} a long-term like-minded [[Douchebag|friend]] who suddenly became a liability.}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery perrow=3 class=&quot;middle&quot;; heights=&quot;200px&quot; widths=&quot;200px&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Ralph_retort_lane_davis_statement.jpg|{{colortext|white|So long, Lane! (Lane who?)}}<br /> File:Matt_jarbo_ralphretort_lane_davis_tweet.png|{{colortext|white|(Bullshit detected)}}<br /> File:Ethan_ralph_matt_jarbo_lane_davis_tweet.png|{{colortext|white|&quot;I don't blame myself&quot;}}<br /> File:Ethan_ralph_lane_davis_twitter_thread_A.png|{{colortext|white|&quot;Spare a thought for...}}<br /> File:Ethan_ralph_lane_davis_twitter_thread_B.png|{{colortext|white|&quot;... the ''real'' victim in this...}}<br /> File:Ethan_ralph_lane_davis_twitter_thread_C.png|{{colortext|white|&quot;... ME!&quot;}}<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;|border=#0892D0|background=#000000}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Despite not having &quot;the ability see into the future&quot; (as Ralph reminded the world via Twitter), a casual observer might have concluded from the deleted pages that Ralph flattered and promoted someone he already knew was [[Psychotic|volatile and who frequently threatened people]]. The same casual observer might ponder whether this reinforced Davis's belief in his own paranoid delusions. They might also question the wisdom of endorsing Davis's ravings as &quot;the truth&quot; (as Ralph did on e.g., December 17, 2015). <br /> <br /> And ultimately, our (hypothetical) observer might even accidentally conclude something like: &quot;Ethan Ralph -- because of his disregard for truth and his cynicism about publishing any old rubbish that served his alt-right agenda -- helped tip a violent nutcase gradually over the edge, into a dream-world full of delusions so toxic that it somehow made sense to murder one of his own parents.&quot; <br /> <br /> Whereas, of course, in reality Ethan Ralph knows that he has absolutely no reason to feel guilty.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Conclusion==<br /> [[File:Lane_davis_seattle4truth_murder_arrest_record.jpg|center|600px]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> * &lt;strike&gt;(Trial is scheduled for January 2018, so check back then.)&lt;/strike&gt;<br /> * &lt;strike&gt;Apparently now pushed back to October 2018.&lt;/strike&gt;<br /> * Disregard that. The Seattle Jews snuck his trial through in the middle of August. Davis agreed to plead [https://www.goskagit.com/news/man-gets-years-for-father-s-slaying/article_822a0071-3323-5d7d-89c0-95807bdee110.html '''GUILTY'''] to 2nd-degree murder, and got just 17 years (archived: {{archive|MtRco|1}} {{wayback|https://www.goskagit.com/news/man-gets-years-for-father-s-slaying/article_822a0071-3323-5d7d-89c0-95807bdee110.html|title=2}}) <br /> <br /> Mitigating factors: [[Delusional|Disassociative disorder]] and [[Asperger Syndrome|Asperger Syndrome.]]<br /> ==See also==<br /> [[File:Lane_davis_seattle4truth_avatar.jpg|right|thumb|360px|The truth hurts]]<br /> * [[Breitbart]] - agents of the cover-up<br /> * [[Buzzfeed]] - agents of the cover-up<br /> * [[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God|Deep State]] - agents of the cover-up<br /> * [[No|Evidence]] - Davis had it<br /> * [[Delusions|Facts]] - Davis also had these<br /> * [[GamerGate]]<br /> * [[Kathy Griffin|Griffin, Kathy]] - tool of [[MKULTRA|the Minerva Initiative,]] exposed by Davis<br /> * [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler, Adolf]] '''(n.b., escaped to [[Antarctica|Antarctica,]] NOT [[Argentina|Argentina)]]'''<br /> * [[Joshua Idehen|Idehen, Joshua]] – a particular foe, who Lane Davis attempted to bring down on more than one occasion<br /> * [[Meth|Inspiration]]<br /> * [[Googling|Journalism (investigative)]] - Davis's skills were without parallel<br /> * [[Pizzagate]]<br /> * [[Pol/]] - Davis was a particularly keen fan<br /> * [[Large Hadron Collider|Quantum physics]]<br /> * [[Reddit]] - agents of the cover-up<br /> * [[Seth Rich|Rich, Seth]] - his murder will never be solved now<br /> * [[Anita Sarkeesian|Skeezer, Anita the]] – unwitting victim of [[Barack Obama|Barack Hussein Obama's]] Marxist educational policies<br /> * [[TheRalphRetort|TheRalphRetort.com]] - agents of the cover-up<br /> * [[Jews did 9/11|WTC7]] - a controlled demolition<br /> * [[Milo Yiannopoulos|Yiannopoulos, Milo]] - agent of the cover-up (and pedo)<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> <br /> ===The man himself===<br /> * {{yt|u|Seattle4Truth|Lane Davis, unstoppable videographer extraordinaire}} (YT channel fully archived. See [[Talk:Lane Davis|this article's talk page.)]]<br /> * {{twitter|@realS4T}} - Lane Davis on [[Twitter]] (account not yet deleted as of November 2017)<br /> * [http://www.gmail.com/'''seattle.truth@gmail.com'''] - his personal email (account not yet hacked as of November 2017)<br /> * [https://www.infowars.com/big-brother-top-soros-henchman-calls-for-government-run-social-media-in-order-to-stop-infowars-breitbart/ '''May 2017: One of Seattle4Truth's stories is picked up by InfoWars.com'''] (Archived: {{archive|7SeWH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.infowars.com/big-brother-top-soros-henchman-calls-for-government-run-social-media-in-order-to-stop-infowars-breitbart/|title=2}})<br /> * '''May 2016:''' That piece that Davis co-wrote with Milo Yiannopoulos {{archive|9RkoW|1: (Full text)}} '''2: File (deleted PDF, flatplan [[:File:Seattle4truth_lane_davis_and_milo_co-authors_(part_one).png|(Part one)]] [[:File:Seattle4truth_lane_davis_and_milo_co-authors_(part_two).png|(Part two)]])'''<br /> * '''April 2016:''' Joseph Bernstein's Buzzfeed [http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/top-conservative-writer-is-a-group-effort-sources-say '''Yiannopoulos exposé'''] sourced courtesy of Lane Davis (Archived:{{archive|KNkNg|1}} {{wayback|http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/top-conservative-writer-is-a-group-effort-sources-say|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3cqza4/drama_seattle4truth_defects_to_antigamergate/ '''2015: To mass indifference, Davis announces his defection from #GamerGate'''] (Archived: {{archive|aqqV8|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3cqza4/drama_seattle4truth_defects_to_antigamergate/|title=2}})<br /> * '''July 2015:''' Six-page thread at [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/ ''&quot;The Escapist&quot;'' MB] discussing Lane's defection, with loads of background.<br /> ** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay '''Page 1'''] (Archived {{archive|dDyp9|here}} and {{wayback|http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay|title=here}})<br /> ** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=2 '''Page 2'''] (Archived {{archive|E3tMx|here}} and {{wayback|http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=2|title=here}})<br /> ** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=3 '''Page 3'''] (Archived {{archive|ifpkU|here}} and {{wayback|http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=3|title=here}})<br /> ** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=4 '''Page 4'''] (Archived {{archive|4703S|here}} and {{wayback|http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=4|title=here}})<br /> ** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=5 '''Page 5'''] (Archived {{archive|VSxLg|here}} and {{wayback|http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=5|title=here}})<br /> ** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=6 '''Page 6'''] (Archived {{archive|uDV2Z|here}} and {{wayback|http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/663.878190-Man-who-made-GamerGate-documentary-defects-to-anti-GG-wants-to-represent-anti-GG-at-Airplay?page=6|title=here}})<br /> * '''May 2015:''' Davis shows up on 8ch's /cow/ rambling on about having been hacked by the [[NWO]] or some shit (Archived: {{archive|EbE5e|1 (Original 404-ed)}} '''2: File copy [[:File:8chan cow seattle4truth thread may 2015 (A).png|(Part one)]] [[:File:8chan cow seattle4truth thread jun-jul 2015 (B).png|(Part two)]] [[:File:8chan cow seattle4truth thread jul-aug 2015 (C).png|(Part three)''']])<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/3mt6d0/kia_uns_censorship_enforcement_model/cvhxcvi/ '''2015: Davis admits he got B&amp; from r/KotakuInAction'''] (Archived: {{archive|7ClIP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/3mt6d0/kia_uns_censorship_enforcement_model/cvhxcvi/|title=2}})<br /> * '''2010:''' Davis's scientific breakthrough - [http://www.gsjournal.net/old/ntham/davis.pdf '''&quot;Quantum Cold-Case Mysteries Revisited&quot;''' (PDF)] (Archived: {{archive|mjv94|1}} {{wayback|http://www.gsjournal.net/old/ntham/davis.pdf|title=2}})<br /> ** '''Frank Znidarsic''' – Zero Point energy pioneer, and Davis's science idol. [http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/zpt/ '''Website'''] (Archived: {{archive|1nImr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/zpt/|title=2}}) and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwrpWhq6ruU '''YouTube channel'''] both brought to you live by satellite from the year 1998.<br /> ** '''Oct - Nov 2010:''' Davis turns up on [[AboveTopSecret.com]] (in a laughably flimsy disguise) trying to plug his new theory (11-page thread archived: {{archive|gmwwx|1}} {{wayback|http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread625411/pg1|title=2}})<br /> * '''“Seattle4Truth”:''' [https://snoopsnoo.com/u/seattle4truth '''Raw Reddit usage statistics, up to day of arrest'''] (Archived: {{archive|IpoYT|1}} {{wayback|https://snoopsnoo.com/u/seattle4truth|title=2}})<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===The Incident===<br /> * [https://www.goskagit.com/news/official-charges-delayed-for-bow-man-accused-of-killing-father/article_91e2f8d3-9f8a-5f2a-a200-605cc2133941.html '''July 2017: Davis's hometown newspaper covers his arrest'''] - Oh yeah, turns out he didn't really live in Seattle. (Archived: {{archive|hlaAn|1}} {{wayback|https://www.goskagit.com/news/official-charges-delayed-for-bow-man-accused-of-killing-father/article_91e2f8d3-9f8a-5f2a-a200-605cc2133941.html|title=2}})<br /> * [https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/919323656253083649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.oneangrygamer.net%2F2017%2F10%2Fseattle4truth-allegedly-murders-his-father-for-being-a-leftist-pedophile%2F41849%2F '''Oct 2017: The internet realises what has happened'''] - Courtesy of the ever-vigilant [[Ian Miles Cheong]] (Archived: {{archive|jhY78|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/919323656253083649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.oneangrygamer.net%2F2017%2F10%2Fseattle4truth-allegedly-murders-his-father-for-being-a-leftist-pedophile%2F41849%2FA|title=2}}) <br /> * [http://projectfenix.net/podcast/seattle4truth-murders-his-father/ '''Oct 2017: FoxDie podcast #11 - “Seattle4Truth murders his own father”''']<br /> * [http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/146657449/nazis-look-what-you-have-caused-fuck-you '''Oct 2017: Pol/ solves the case'''] (Archived: {{archive|PbC9v|1 (robots)}} '''2: File copy [[:File:Pol seattle4truth thread oct 26, 2017.png|(Complete)''']])<br /> ** [http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/146787902/another-radicalized-millenial-white-male '''Oct 2017: &quot;He was a fucking white male!&quot;'''] (Archived: {{archive|2hfXr|1 (robots)}} '''2: File copy [[:File:Pol seattle4truth thread oct 27, 2017 (A).png|(Part one)]] [[:File:Pol seattle4truth thread oct 27, 2017 (B).png|(Part two)]]''')<br /> * [https://boards.420chan.org/n/res/162529.php '''Oct 2017: 420chan contemplates human nature'''] (Archived: {{archive|05687|1}} {{wayback|https://boards.420chan.org/n/res/162529.php|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.buzzfeed.com/blakemontgomery/a-right-wing-conspiracy-theorist-allegedly-murdered-his-dad '''Oct 2017: Buzzfeed shits on its own source, dismissing Davis as &quot;saturated in conspiracy theories&quot;'''] (Archived: {{archive|cxhfN|1}} {{wayback|https://www.buzzfeed.com/blakemontgomery/a-right-wing-conspiracy-theorist-allegedly-murdered-his-dad|title=2}})<br /> ** [http://yesmargaret.com/2017/10/new-documents-leaked-to-buzzfeed/ '''Oct 2017: With Davis in the slammer, highly-ethical Buzzfeed leaks private conversations with Davis to a political gossip blogger'''] (Archived: {{archive||1}} {{wayback|http://yesmargaret.com/2017/10/new-documents-leaked-to-buzzfeed/|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/lane-davis-ralph-retort-seattle4truth-alt-right '''July 2018: Buttfeed's Bernstein squeezes another load of TL;DR guff out of his association with Davis'''] [[Duh|(Bernstein concludes that the internet drives you crazy)]] (Archived: {{archive|Dzk5U|1}} {{wayback|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/lane-davis-ralph-retort-seattle4truth-alt-right|title=2}})<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===[[Redundant|Retarded]] Reddit reactions===<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/78qyxl/liberal_pedos_and_seattle4truths_obsession_with/ '''Oct 2017: Liberal Pedos and Seattle4Truth's obsession with them.''' (r/KotakuInAction)] (Archived: {{archive|sb98q|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/78qyxl/liberal_pedos_and_seattle4truths_obsession_with/|title=2}})<br /> ** [https://www.reddit.com/r/GGFreeForAll/comments/76wn01/so_seattle4truth_conspiracy_theorist_early/ '''Oct 2017: So, Seattle4Truth, conspiracy theorist, early GamerGate supporter, and then alt-weird after becoming disgruntled with GG, murdered his father. News just broke a few days ago, but KiA is removing all references to it.''' (r/GGFreeForAll)] (Archived: {{archive|oklPa|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/GGFreeForAll/comments/76wn01/so_seattle4truth_conspiracy_theorist_early/|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/770awy/protrump_redditor_and_youtuber_useattle4truth/ '''Oct 2017: Pro-Trump redditor and youtuber /u/seattle4truth murders his father after claiming his father was a &quot;leftist pedophile&quot;.''' (r/EnoughTrumpSpam)] (Archived: {{archive|PQZv5|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/770awy/protrump_redditor_and_youtuber_useattle4truth/|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/76np6s/wherein_a_the_donald_user_and_progamergate_sperg/ '''Oct 2017: Wherein a The_Donald user (and pro-gamergate sperg) murders their father!''' (r/Drama)] (Archived: {{archive|4vskn#selection-1847.0-1855.1|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/76np6s/wherein_a_the_donald_user_and_progamergate_sperg/|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits/comments/76z25n/t_d_poster_useattle4truth_murders_his_own_father/ '''Oct 2017: T_D poster u/seattle4truth murders his own father for being a &quot;leftist&quot;''' (r/AgainstHateSubreddits)] (Archived: {{archive|8wbn2|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits/comments/76z25n/t_d_poster_useattle4truth_murders_his_own_father/|title=2}})<br /> * [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/76y0os/t_d_poster_useattle4truth_murders_his_father/ '''Oct 2017: t_d poster u/seattle4truth murders his father because he thought he was &quot;a leftist.&quot; Another white supremacist murderer.''' (r/Fuckthealtright)] (Archived: {{archive|TWGHq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/76y0os/t_d_poster_useattle4truth_murders_his_father/|title=2}})<br /> ** [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/77219l/t_d_refuses_to_denounce_useattle4truth_why_do/ '''Oct 2017: T_D refuses to denounce /u/seattle4truth! Why do they continue to support murder?''' (r/Fuckthealtright] (Archived: {{archive|t7lyf|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/77219l/t_d_refuses_to_denounce_useattle4truth_why_do/|title=2}})<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Ralph Retort rescue shelter===<br /> [[Delete fucking everything|Lane Davis connections]] that Ralphy didn't want the world to remember. <br /> <br /> * {{archive|0B2df|June 19, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth jun 19, 2017.png|'''Davis is made RR managing editor''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/the-long-goodbye-6019017/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|a2Ekb|June 3, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth jun 3, 2017.png|'''Live chat with Davis on ISIS, London Bridge attack, etc''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/killstream-64-london-bridge-falling-maher-griffin-more-603017/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|wvkGL|May 19, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth may 19, 2017.png|'''RR promotes Davis's Seth Rich theories''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/former-dnc-stooge-andrew-therriault-mocks-seth-rich-murder-twitter-5019017/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|UNg04|May 8, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_may_8,_2017.png|'''Promoting Davis's &quot;BlackPill&quot; documentary''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/big-brother-top-soros-henchman-calls-for-government-run-social-media-in-order-to-stop-infowars-breitbart-508017/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|mdcns|April 23, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_apr_23,_2017.png|'''Promoting Davis's work on Rapefugees''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/new-trend-migrants-getting-away-rape-europe-cant-understand-no-4023017/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|rJevh|April 17, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth apr 17, 2017.png|'''Promoting Davis's exposé of “Moldylocks”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/nathan-damigo-did-nothing-wrong-antifa-thug-girl-was-using-glass-bottles-as-weapons-before-punch-4017017/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|Wg8TK|April 14, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_april_14,_2017.png|'''Promoting Davis's &quot;BlackPill&quot; documentary again''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/soros-quest-to-use-social-media-to-control-political-debate-4014017/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|4CqZi|February 9, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth feb 9, 2017.png|'''&quot;The first time in ages&quot; that Ralph posted something more popular than Davis''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/uc-berkeley-assault-perpetrator-ian-dabney-miller-has-lawyered-up-campus-police-now-on-case-209017/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|1bISR|January 15, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth jan 15. 2017.png|'''Discussion with Davis about Trump's inauguration''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/killstream-56-will-radicals-crash-trumps-inauguration-1015017/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|sUnjB|January 2, 2017:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth jan 2, 2017.png|'''Chats with Davis about Soros documentary''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/killstream-56-will-radicals-crash-trumps-inauguration-1015017/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|2YjPT|December 16, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth dec 16, 2016.png|'''Davis on panel to discuss PizzaGate''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/killstream-54-featuring-brittany-pettibone-saturday-december-17th-7pm-est-12016016/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|8VyPH|October 18, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_oct_18,_2016.png|'''Davis tips off Ralph about a story''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/trolololo-cnbc-claims-twitters-troll-problem-was-a-big-reason-they-didnt-get-sold-10018016/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|ULvxY|September 20, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth sept 20, 2016.png|'''Joins Ralph to discuss “Heat Street”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/heat-street-trash-9020016/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|01tB8|September 13, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_sept_13,_2016.png|'''Davis “helped break “Sick Hillary” story”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/got-verified-twitter-yesterday-man-salt-flow-9013016/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|GBsgf|September 12, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_sept_12,_2016.png|'''Political editor Davis “proven right again”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/gamedropping-clintons-pac-promotes-bananas-wu-disses-gamergate-9012016/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|roJXP|September 9, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_sept_9._2016.png|'''Praises Davis's “tireless efforts”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/im-back-909016/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|WfnqE|September 3, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_sept_3,_2016.png|'''Thanks Davis for majority contribution to site's “best ever month”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/lemonade/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|QqCet|August 14, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth aug 14, 2016.png|'''”Senior political analyst” Davis discusses BLM terrorists''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/milwaukee-proves-blm-terrorist-organization-8014016/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|41Sob|August 9 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_april_14,_2017.png|'''Thanks Davis for “one of site's biggest days”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/alternative-media-drives-hillaryshealth-story-forces-mainstream-take-note-809016/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|iRq8s|April 19, 2016:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth apr 19, 2016.png|'''Thanks Davis for all his hard work''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/jesse-singal-is-a-hack-im-far-right-and-candace-owens-is-not-an-sjw-4019016/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|6MHR7|December 17, 2015:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_dec_17,_2015.png|'''Ralph endorses Davis's work: “The things he is saying are true”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/the-ralph-doctrine-12017015/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|xUhrP|December 9, 2015:}} [[:File:Theralphretort seattle4truth dec 9, 2015.png|'''Praises Davis, promotes his work''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/icymi-liquored-up-leigh-alexander-apparently-likes-to-make-fun-of-disabled-people-1209015/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|1pwPB|November 22, 2015:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_nov_22,_2015.png|'''Praises Davis for hard work''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/normal-person-almost-loses-it-after-being-forced-to-listen-to-a-rad-fem-for-10-minutes-11022015/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|aNtVQ|October 14, 2015:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_oct_14,_2015.png|'''Reaffirms support for Davis's theories about the United Nations''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/un-update-hack-calls-me-a-con-conspiracy-theorist-new-info-on-their-next-moves-1014015/ (Current page)]<br /> * {{archive|EppUk|Sept 29, 2015:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_sept_29,_2015.png|'''”Kotaku in Action”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/skull-ralph-new-seattle4truth-video-on-kia-plus-a-look-at-mtv-co-signing-bogus-un-report-9029015/ (Current page)]<br /> ** {{archive|Iz3W6|September 23, 2015:}} [[:File:Theralphretort_seattle4truth_sep_23,_2015.png|'''”The War on Women”''']] - [http://theralphretort.com/live-show-tonight-at-5pm-est-with-co-host-nora-seattle4truth-9023015/ (Current page)]<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {{Altright}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{GamerGate}}<br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article November 10 &amp; 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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=FlamencoTV&diff=1952116 2026-04-26T19:37:04Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Spoiler|HE GOT CUT OFF FROM HIS LAST SOURCE OF INCOME BECAUSE HE'S A PEDOPHILE}}<br /> <br /> {{Lolcow2}}<br /> {{pedo}}<br /> {{SickFuck}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:cousinskanye.png|600px|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:flamface.png|200px|right|thumb|What a nice young man! Surely he isn't saving [[shotacon]] on his computer...]]<br /> <br /> '''FlamencoTV'''{{boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Joshua Clayton Connor''') is a 40 year old virgin commentary [[YouTuber]] known for being the [[autistic]] [[loser|self-loathing]]<br /> pedophile co-host for the more interesting [[Ethan Ralph]], and [[asian|AugieRFC]]. His time as a Ethan Ralph lapdog was short lived due to Ralph constantly dunking on Flam and Ralph's mismanagement of his online career. After his time on the sektur he began to rub shoulders with the commentary community, sucking off RFC host AugieRFC and his co-host at the time [[Bowblax]]. <br /> <br /> Flam is a [[vtuber]], preferring to hide his self-admittedly ugly face behind a [[Beastality|cute dog avatar]]. His streams he would do by himself wouldn't get much views (mainly because he's boring as shit), but he would land himself a co-host, a stinky [[jeet]] fangirl of his.<br /> Flam is also a [[Mister Metokur]] dick-rider, mimicking his mannerisms and behavior, and [[fail|failing miserably]] at it. <br /> His way of becoming another fucking [[Mister Metokur]] clone, was by fail-trolling [[communist]] streamers [[Vaush]] and Xanderhal.<br /> His version of [[pwning]] them was by spamming [[Vaush]]'s DMs anytime he went live. And threatening to call Xanderhal's mom if he didn't stop his [[srsly|internet retardation]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;XysrZOBgkL4&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''Horse-fucker-Vaush's video about Flamenco'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Killstream Co-host==<br /> <br /> After the only sensible member to ever be part of the [[Ethan Ralph]] Sektur, Zidan, left, Ralph needed a new co-host, choosing Flamenco as a replacement. This was because Flam was a loyal viewer and paypig of Ralph's. Just like the Ralph's other co-host Gator, Flam didn't do much and was just a punching bag for Ethan when he would get drunk. During a pillstream of Ralph's, he would mock Flamenco for admitting he had [[aspergers]]. Based.<br /> <br /> His short time in the Sektur would be cut off after pedophile [[script kiddy]] [[Corey Barnhill]] threatened to dox him.<br /> <br /> ==Boy Soprano==<br /> Flamenco is [[annoying]] as shit, and is very easy to hate. After his fuck ups with the two other notable [[lolcows]], everybody was practically waiting for the opportunity to get rid of him. <br /> This would come when his account was found on a [[hentai]] website, posting a [[shotacon]] manga (Boy Soprano). The discovery lead to [[Azn|AugieRFC]] kicking him as a co-host on his live show (aka his only exposure he got). <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;IFkNqyDIxmg&amp;t&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Flam's defense was to say he found it while looking for [[femdom]] porn and didn't know [[pedo|the characters age]]. Even though one of the tags were &quot;shotacon&quot; and the story is literally about adult women raping a child.<br /> <br /> ==Reddit Leaks==<br /> <br /> [[File:flambody.png|200px|thumb|leaked pic, and yes, he's [[fat]].]]<br /> Sometime in 2025, archives of [[4chan]] threads on the [[soc/|/soc/]] board were found to have posts from Flam offering [[Starbucks]] gift cards to [[Desperate|any girl]] who would fuck him. The email provided in these threads linked back to a [[reddit]] account. This account was then hacked and scrapped, with the leaks showing Flam begging for sex from any e-whore he could, even if they didn't respond. Along with the DMs, Flam shared two imgur links to one of the girls he was trying to fuck, with one being Flam posing shirtless [[Degenerate|in his grandparents house]].<br /> <br /> '''Some of the DMs'''<br /> <br /> [[File:flamshy.png|400px|flam hiding his illiteracy]]<br /> <br /> [[File:flamsecks.png|400px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:desperateflam.png|400px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:daddylmao.png|200px]]<br /> <br /> sent his dick with no response<br /> <br /> [[File:dih.png|200px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:flamenco22.png|400px]]<br /> <br /> After the leaks he went into [[Butthurt|hiding]], only reposting on [[twitter]].<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> <br /> Josh out of his [[Basement|natural habitat]]. (ironically talking about child abuse)<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;youtube&gt;ss-4se4Hpiw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{kf|81206|Kiwifarms Thread}}<br /> *{{Kfuser|flamenco.30380|His Kiwifarms account}}<br /> *{{yt|@FlamencoTV|His YouTube account}}<br /> *{{Twitter|FlamencoTV_YT|Xitter where he reposts hentai}}<br /> *{{Steamid|FlamencoTV|Steam Account}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Twitch|flamencotrr|His Twitch account}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' <br /> <br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Alog]]<br /> *[[Pedo]]<br /> *[[Vtubers]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{Maddox}}<br /> {{Pedophile}}<br /> {{Sektur}}<br /> {{youtubeseries}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Ian_Miles_Cheong&diff=1952113 2026-04-26T19:19:31Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;small&gt;''Were you looking for'' '''''[[Arthur Chu]]''''' ''?'' - ''We understand, we can't tell them apart either''&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> {{virgin}}<br /> {{achtung|HE MIGHT GET V&amp; FOR [https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2024/02/1011823/netizens-demand-action-against-controversial-pro-israeli-political BEING PRO-ISRAEL] LMAO}}<br /> [[File:Imcrape.png|thumb|center|600px|edgelord Ian, MGTOW Ian, &quot;everyone is a rapist&quot; Ian and &quot;I forgot I used to be one of the people I am now accusing of being rapists&quot; Ian all work together to creat the worst tweet ever]]<br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong16.jpg|right|300px]]<br /> [[File:ian miles cheongs saggy mantits.jpg|thumb|A prime specimen of a man.]]<br /> '''Ian Miles Cheong Wen Xian''' (aka '''&quot;Little [[Hitler]]&quot;''') was born in [[Malaysia]], and being that Malaysians are the [[niggers]] of [[Asia]], he soon became a self-hating &lt;s&gt;jew&lt;/s&gt; Asian [[white supremacist]] [[Attention Whore]]. Today he is a [[nazi]] turned [[SJW]] (or &quot;[[pathetic|Turbo Feminist]]&quot; as he used to call himself) turned anti SJW edgelord and video game &quot;journalist&quot; who still makes [[racist]] posts on [[twitter]] despite claiming he is no longer into that, and who, considering his yellow skin and the fact he is gaining weight as rapidly as he is [[bald|losing hair]], every day looks more and more like a deformed, real-life version of [[The simpsons|Homer Simpson]].<br /> <br /> [[Adolf]] Cheong is known for &lt;s&gt;selling his influence on [[reddit]] to the highest bidder&lt;/s&gt; Oops! He got [[banned]] for that. Now he is only known for accusing various people of [[rape]] on a daily basis because no woman has ever touched him and he doesn't believe there is any other way for a man to get [[sex]] anymore.<br /> <br /> ==Gameranx and Ian as a &quot;Journalist&quot;==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|Ethics in game journalism? It's fucking game journalism. Who gives a flying fuck? Holy shit.|Ian Miles Cheong|Editor-in-chief of &quot;Gameranx&quot;, a game journalism website.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong6.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[Adolf Hitler|Ian's hero]].]]<br /> Ian took interest in [[video games]] and decided to become a gaming journalist at the now debunked hellmode.com (what else is there to do with a face like that?). He quickly gained a reputation as a tireless suckup who would firmly clamp his lips around the cock of anyone in the games industry unimportant enough to care about Ian. But not only was he a kissass, he was also a backstabber who didn't think twice about throwing his friends under a bus for his own benefit or [http://web.archive.org/web/20140723.../the-great-disappointment-of-hellgate-london/ accepting bribes from people, and after enjoying them, writing smear articles about the people who gave him the bribes, accusing them of bribing him].<br /> <br /> Later Ian would create &quot;[[shit|Gameranx]]&quot;, one of the worst, least respected gaming news sites online. Known for its inaccurate reporting, false accusations and [http://www.gameranx.com/features/id/23968/article/the-fine-young-capitalists-seemingly-noble-goals-don-t-excuse-them-from-scrutiny/ attempts to convince people not to give money to charity]. The site is also known for being Ian's friend's personal PR department, like [[Zoe Quinn]] and her &quot;boyfriend&quot; (he's not really her boyfriend, she's sleeping with him for his influence and his daddy's money) [[M00t's_GamerGate_Sellout#Alex_Lifschitz:_The_second_connection|Alex Lifschitz]], The former of which [http://theralphretort.com/zoe-quinn-couldnt-have-made-depression-quest-without-grayson/ listed him as a contributor to her game] which his site [http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/19916/article/gameranx-asks-a-developer-interview-with-christine-love/ helped] [http://www.gameranx.com/features/id/19671/article/myths-of-2013-kicking-videogame-culture-up-the-arse/ promote] [http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/19356/article/female-developer-verbally-abused-after-submitting-game-to-steam-greenlight/ with] '''[http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/13324/article/help-depression-quest-get-greenlit/ six] [http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/19722/article/depression-quest-leads-the-1st-50-title-greenlight-batch-of-2014/ fucking] [http://www.gameranx.com/features/id/12795/article/understand-depression-with-depression-quest/ articles]''', and the latter of which [http://www.critical-distance.com/author/ianc/ has him write for his convention] about how journalism needs to be more [[corruption|corrupt]] (this is literally what Lifschitz says in his speeches).<br /> <br /> But it doesn't end there...<br /> <br /> ===Holly Green and the &quot;[[Chloe Sagal|Destructoid]]&quot; Affair===<br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong7.gif|thumb|right|320px|Ian's worst nightmare]]<br /> I direct your attention to '''Holly Green'''. Holly went [[batshit]] on twitter at the start of [[GamerGate]] but no one paid her much attention and her [[rant]] was soon forgotten after she [[It's a mystery|mysteriously]] deleted it. This was until [http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/10/gamergate-destructoid-corruption-and-ruined-careers/ a website exposed that] &quot;Destructoid&quot; had fired one of it's writers for exposing the [[scam]] charity of [[Chloe Sagal]] that begged for money for a &quot;life saving operation&quot; but was really for a sex change. The editor of Destructoid first let him run the story, but then retracted it after the [[tranny]] in question threatened to [[an hero|kill herself]] and her [[feminazi]] friends pressured the site into taking the piece down.<br /> <br /> The writer was fired as a result, after his editor colluded with various other games journalist (including Jim Sterling from [[The Escapist]]) on the GameJournosPro mailing list to have him blacklisted in clear violation of state law. He was also refused a recommendation letter and threatened that if he complains all his work will be [[delete fucking everything|deleted]] from the site and all his future employers will be sent a recommendation letter containing only '''&quot;WORST EMPLOYEE [[evar|EVER]][[oneoneone|!!!]]&quot;'''.<br /> <br /> Now, how does Holly, Gameranx and Ian fit into this? It turns out Holly used to write for Destructoid as well and, according to her cryptic tweets, '''she was fired after complaining about [[sexual harassment]]''' and was threatened to be [[raped|blacklisted]] and have all her work deleted as well. And what does Cheong have to do with this? Well, guess who Holly works for now. Yep, [http://www.google.com/cse?cx=017462033893560436074%3A-mwe7wwz7_m&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=holly+green&amp;x=0&amp;y=0#gsc.tab=0&amp;gsc.q=holly%20green&amp;gsc.page=1 it's Gameranx]. And Ian is [http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/23935/article/more-than-1-800-developers-ask-the-gaming-community-to-help-stop-abuse/ vary] [http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/24642/article/game-developer-brianna-wu-driven-from-home-after-death-threats-and-doxxing/ anti] [http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/24642/article/game-developer-brianna-wu-driven-from-home-after-death-threats-and-doxxing/ GamerGate]. In other words, Ian Miles Cheong, the &quot;Turbo Feminist&quot;, probably pressured his female employee into removing tweets and hiding the fact she was sexually assaulted and subsequently fired for complaining about it, because he didn't want it to hurt his anti-gamergate narrative.<br /> <br /> Confused? Here's a handy infographic to help you out:<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Imc-chart3.png|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> =====Ian's Response to Our Allegation=====<br /> <br /> [[File:Ian denies.png|center|500px]]<br /> <br /> We reached out to Ian for comment a long time after this article was made and he denied all allegations... However, he also denies that he's going bald so you can't really trust anything he says.<br /> <br /> ==Selling His Modship on Reddit==<br /> [[File:IMC TurboFem.png|right|200px]]<br /> Accepting [[bribe]]s is nothing out of the ordinary for IMC and, while he was running his game site, Ian was also a [[mod]] on [[reddit]] under the alias '''&quot;SolInvictus&quot;''' and possibly '''&quot;slaterhearst&quot;'''. While being in-charge of some of the biggest subreddits on the site, Ian was known for constantly [[spam|spamming]] and for his [[shameless self promotion]] with regard to his site. But other than plugging his own site, he constantly (and suspiciously) posted links to a site called '''&quot;GlobalPost&quot;''' and '''&quot;Uproxx&quot;'''.<br /> <br /> Eventually both accounts were banned when it was realized that Ian was plugging these sites for [[money]]. A representative of GlobalPost was contacted and said that they had hired him as a &quot;[[Prostitute|Social Media Consultant]]&quot;. In other words: gave him money and [[It's a Fake|a fake title]] because he was the mod of these subreddits and promised to spam the site with links to their articles. Source: [https://archive.fo/20150310034823/http://www.dailydot.com/society/reddit-hire-spam-ian-miles-cheong-sollnvictus/]<br /> <br /> [[Irony|This is the man currently fighting to prove there is no problem with ethics in gaming journalism]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Ian The [[Literally|Literal]] Nazi==<br /> [[File:Tweet about Ian Banana Nazi Cheong.png|center|]]<br /> His comments on GamerGate prompted an [[Internet detective|internet investigation]] that discovered that he is [http://theralphretort.com/the-stunning-hypocrisy-of-ian-miles-cheong/ literally] [http://theralphretort.com/gameranx-chief-blames-gamers-for-nazi-past/ a fucking] [http://theralphretort.com/little-hitler-ian-miles-cheong-falsely-accuses-man-of-rape/ nazi].<br /> <br /> As the articles show, prior to his [[social justice warrior]] phase, Ian was a self-hating &lt;s&gt;jew&lt;/s&gt; [[chink]] who often posted about how he hates [[jews]], [[niggers]], being asian, and how he wishes he was [[Cracker|white]]. He even said that [[Hitler]] is his personal hero and that he considered himself a &quot;Banana&quot;, yellow on the outside and white on the inside. Combine all that with the fact he is from Malaysia and that he obviously can't get laid and there is really little left to tell him apart from [[Elliot Rodger]] other than [[Faggot|Elliot]] actually being at least half white.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;-kcZ2xWN1aQ&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=red|background=black}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> This is pretty [[funny]] considering that for years he was a social justice warrior who [[white knight]]ed [[bitches]] [[online]] (none of whom would ever sleep with him regardless) and said he was against [[racism]]... Or is he? Despite he attempt to [[delete fucking everything]] during this period he missed some posts like this one:<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong11.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> Or any of these ones:<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong9.png|center]]<br /> <br /> <br /> Eventually he came out with a statement about his past where, in what has to be the most hilariously [[pathetic]] attempt to [[Shift key|shift blame]], he said that the reason he &lt;s&gt;is&lt;/s&gt; was a nazi is because of the &quot;toxic gamer community&quot; he was a part of and that GamerGate is somehow retroactively responsible for his past actions and not him and his own free will. Which perfectly explains why he completely changed his views later on and went back to being a [[Redundant|right wing fucktard]].<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong8.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> {{Swastimagelarge|ian miles cheongs saggy mantits.jpg|100px}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ====Pictures Of Miles====<br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong.jpg|thumb|right|another one of his old pictures he likes to use]]<br /> Another thing him and Elliot have in common is their love of [[selfie]]s. However, while Rodger looked at least, kinda, somewhat [[human]], the same can't be said for the [[short]], [[old|rapidly aging]], rapidly balding and even more rapidly [[Tom Preston|inflating]] Cheong. His [[Magibon|bad teeth]], white hairs, [[Pube Muppet|rat mustache]], second chin, ''third'' chin and short stature add nothing to his charm. This is exactly why he uses old pictures of himself when he was merely ugly (instead of fat, old and ugly) whenever he can.<br /> <br /> Another thing he often does to his pictures is make them darker, or make them [[Artistic|black and white]]. That way he looks less like the [[gook|Charlie]] that he is and more like the white ubermensch he wishes he was... It also makes his [[acne|bad skin]] less noticeable.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|{{cg|Fat and Balding|9019|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong.png|This is<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong.png|what he<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong.png|used to<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong.png|look like<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;4&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong with headphones.jpg|'''And this'''<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong Complete McIntosh Look.jpg|'''is what'''<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong Ugly Cap.jpg|'''he looks'''<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong0.jpg|'''like now!'''<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong0.png|Black and white so it would be harder to tell he's asian<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong1.jpg<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong Xbox360 clothes.jpg|Nice collection of crap. Keep that virginity under lock.<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong2.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}|border=red|background=black}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Accusing People of Rape==<br /> <br /> One thing that Ian really loves to do is call people rapists, Which is funny because he never called out Zoe Quinn when she was accused of sexual assault or when she admitted to rape. This is all probably because he is extremely [[jealous]] of any man who, unlike him, can actually get [[laid]].<br /> <br /> Here is a list of people he tried to call rapists so far:<br /> <br /> ===Calling KSIOlajidebt a Rapist===<br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong4.png|thumb|right|400px|Girl in the video telling him he needs to get laid]]<br /> His first known false accusation of rape was of youtuber '''&quot;KSIOlajidebt&quot;''' or &quot;KSI&quot; for short.<br /> <br /> KSI went to the Eurogame convention, and as a [[prank]], awkwardly asked [[girls]] in [[cosplay]] if he can hit on them. He then proceeded to make sexual comments at them or, in one case, motorboat them. [[Everyone]] enjoyed the video. Everyone, that is, but Ian Miles Cheong, who quickly wrote an article about how KSI had sexually assaulted those women to get him banned from the convention. He later changed the article's title to point out that KSI had ''verbally'' assaulted them (but not before [[clickbait|clickbaiting]] people into thinking he [[literally]] raped some girls on the convention floor first) and then went on to say on twitter that he would like to run KSI over with his car.<br /> <br /> Why does Ian feel so strongly about this? Because KSI is [[black]].&lt;br&gt;<br /> As evidence has shown, Ian is a sworn nigger-hater, which is why he was so mad when he saw KSI's [[Blackface|black face]] in a white woman's [[tits]], as his face will never come close to any tits of any color. That is also why, when a similar prank was posted at roughly the same time by a [[Honkie|white guy]], everyone at Gameranx thought it was &quot;Hilarious&quot;.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: black;|font-weight: bold;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;rSKJ1MsPtg4&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br /&gt;}}|border=red|background=black}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> But you know who ''didn't'' think those women were sexually harassed? '''The women themselves!''' The chicks in the video promptly contacted Ian on twitter to explain to him that they gave their consent, which is obvious to anyone watching the video who isn't [[retarded]], and proceeded to tell him to fuck off and that [[truth|he needs to get laid]].<br /> <br /> ===Calling All of Reddit Rapists (With Pedophile Bonus!)===<br /> <br /> Still [[butthurt]] about being banned from reddit, Ian made this attached video (now privated after seeing this article) where he discusses how he takes issue with the fact reddit banned all [[Gawker Media]] links after they [[Dox|doxed]] [[Violentacrez]] but didn't ban anyone when reddit was trying to help find information to lead to the arrest of the [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Boston marathon bomber]].<br /> <br /> He alleged that, because they want to help stop [[terrorists]] but don't want their users doxed by second-rate [[tabloid|tabloids]], Reddit is a site for [[pedophiles]] (which explains what he was doing there in the first place).<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;r6OmZRo1h7g&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=red|background=black}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Calling the Moderator of r/[[Kotaku]]InAction a Rapist===<br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong5.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Ian defends himself (poorly), immediately acts like a [[hypocrite]]]]<br /> Having been thoroughly humiliated, Ian decided his best course of action would be to randomly accuse someone of rape. Unhappy with what they have been saying about him lately, he picked the moderator in-charge of the &quot;[[Kotaku]] in Action&quot; subreddit.<br /> <br /> He claimed to have found undeniable proof that this man is a rapist because he linked him to an alt account of a person who offhandedly defended an [[alleged]] rapist and that the two are clearly one and the same.<br /> <br /> Ian, however, is as bad at researching people's dox as he is at researching his articles and it quickly turned out he was wrong. Instead of deleting that tweet or posting a retraction Miles posted another few tweets where he says that, although he has been proven wrong, we can't ''know'' that the KiA admin isn't a rapist. Which leads us to the next section of this article:<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Ian Miles Cheong3.png|center|800px]]<br /> <br /> ==Ian Miles Cheong is a pedophile and a rapist==<br /> [[File:IMC rapist.png|thumb|right|250px|Can you prove this ''isn't'' a real picture of Ian Miles Cheong raping a girl in a nazi uniform?]]<br /> [[Fact|Clearly]], as can been seen from all the evidence in this article, Ian Miles Cheong is probably a pedophile and a rapist, driven to sexual assault by his inability to get anyone to have sex with him due to his hideous face.<br /> <br /> There is no way to prove ''for a fact'' that Ian Miles Cheong sexually assaults women and looks at [[child porn]] because, as he said in his own accusations of the KiA moderator, only a person with access to Ian's [[computer]] can conclusively know that. Lacking solid proof it is however not unreasonable to assume that , given his personality and his obsession with rape, Ian Miles Cheong is a pedophile and a rapist.<br /> <br /> The prosecution rests.<br /> <br /> ==Ian Caved==<br /> A few years ago this amoral spineless weasel showed his true colors (white inside, yellow on the outside) by being a yellow-belly and turning his rat-tail in-between his back-pedaling legs. After turning from a channer edgelord to a feminazi mangina, he went back to being a channer edgelord and apologized for everything he said about GamerGate, then created an &quot;ethics&quot; policy for his site. He frequently talks shit about his former friends and white knights many of these he bullied during GG, revealing he will always be a hypocite.<br /> <br /> ==Pepe drama==<br /> <br /> He wrote correctly on a website called ''''Heat Street'''' that [[Pepe The Frog]] is not a racist meme, as it is after all just a frog. That is a meme. Who is a frog, that is a meme. <br /> {{squote|In reality, Pepe the Frog is a complex creature. It’s lived multiple lives. After finding a home on 4chan’s /r9k/ boards shortly after coming into existence, Pepe naturally fell into the hands of self-described “shitposters” who disseminated its use far and wide across social media. Celebrities caught hold of it, found it funny, and used it like anyone else.|{{archive|0j7lp|No Hillary, Pepe the Frog is Not a Racist Meme}}}}<br /> But just a couple of days later when the Editor of Heat Street [[Britfag|'''Louise (uber)Mensch''']] decided that Pepe was indeed an anti-Jewish meme, Ching Chong Cheong {{archive|0PVwY|made a 180, and now thought he was wrong.}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/777895157580435456}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{squote|That piece was inaccurate. We apologize for publishing it. The piece was floated and rejected in a story meeting yet somehow, at high volume, this one slipped through the net...&lt;br /&gt;<br /> While Pepe, once a harmless frog meme, may have started out as a widely used meme, the frog is now a symbol of the Nazi Jew-baiting of the alt-right... &lt;br /&gt;<br /> As we approach the High Holy Days, we at Heat Street are well aware of the torrent of antisemitic abuse perpetrated online, of whom Donald Trump supporters on 4Chan are amongst the worst offenders...&lt;br /&gt;<br /> But there has been far too much antisemitism and normalization, dismissal, and acceptance of anti-semitism online. This publication does not wish to be a part of that..|{{archive|6s3g0|Hillary Clinton Is Absolutely Right, ‘Pepe’ Meme Is Antisemitic – An Apology}}}}<br /> The irrelevant blog Heat Street is owned by ''News Corp'', the mass media conglomerate that is owned by [[Rupert Murdoch]]. Rupert was getting more than a little concerned that [[Breitbart]] was taking too much of his daily click, especially among young [[Retards|conservatives]]; nothing wiser to do in response than to hire a former British MP and wife of a Jewish band manager to help you appeal to people outside of the now Ailes-departed [[Fox News]] with the average viewer age of 75. And like the sluts on [[Faux News]] she is a blonde with long legs and a 4/10 face.<br /> <br /> In case you haven't put two and two together by now, Ian is a fucking weasel without convictions and it's no wonder both sides everywhere think he's a joke.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|{{cg|More Ian Nazi Shit|9|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;6&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong12.jpg|Ian, [[Leigh Alexander]] and [[Tyler Malka]]. The nigger-hating social justice trio<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong13.png|Some of Ian's nazi quotes<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong14.jpg|Here, have some more<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong15.png|The true culprit behind Ian's nazi past!<br /> File:Kim_Ian_Cheong.png|Kim Ian Cheong<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong Accurate Drawing.jpg|Ian was so butthurt about it he asked someone to edit out the mustache and arm-band<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;4&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong Drag Queen.png<br /> File:Holly Green Gamergate Destructoid Sexual Tweets.png<br /> File:Ianjournalism.jpg<br /> File:Ianrapevictim.png|This one is also 100% real<br /> File:Oldimc.gif<br /> File:IanMC.png<br /> File:IanMC0.png|[[Nazi|I bet I know what he would like to play as]]<br /> File:IanMC1.png<br /> File:Gamergate batch24.png|Despite once saying that &quot;Caring about doxing is silly&quot;, it now seems he doesn't feel that way anymore<br /> File:Moreggbatch1.png<br /> File:Moreggbatch2.png<br /> File:Moreggbatch13.jpg<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong Hates TheEscapist Now.jpg<br /> File:Imcblocked.jpg|SJW's are now blockbotting one another for following [[Randi Harper]]<br /> File:Ian Miles Cheong10.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}|border=red|background=black}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> <br /> *[[Elliot Rodger]]<br /> *[[Nazi]]<br /> *[[Azn]]<br /> *[[Wapanese]] - The opposite of Ian Miles Cheong<br /> *[[Skype Con Leaks]] - After growing a pair of balls to apologize for being a SJW douchebag, he let everyone know the chats are 100% real.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> <br /> *{{EDFthread|18342|The GamerGate thread on our forum}}<br /> *[http://theralphretort.com/the-stunning-hypocrisy-of-ian-miles-cheong/ First article about Ian being a faggot]<br /> *[http://theralphretort.com/gameranx-chief-blames-gamers-for-nazi-past/ Second article about Ian being a faggot]<br /> *[http://theralphretort.com/little-hitler-ian-miles-cheong-falsely-accuses-man-of-rape/ Third article about Ian being a faggot]<br /> *[http://theralphretort.com/little-hitler-cheong-gives-fuck-games-journalism/ Third article about Ian being a faggot]<br /> *[http://theralphretort.com/zoe-quinn-couldnt-have-made-depression-quest-without-grayson/ Ian listed in the &quot;Special Thanks&quot; section] of [[Zoe Quinn|Depression Quest]]<br /> *[http://www.seanwrona.com/typeracer/profile.php?username=solinvictus How he can deliver so much shit in such a short amount of time]<br /> *[http://www.buzzfeed.com/solinvictus His Buzzfeed profile]<br /> *[http://play.esea.net/users/182137 His E-sports profile, note how he isn't active]<br /> *[http://www.larian.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&amp;Number=544979 Him complaining about his MacBook doesn't work properly]<br /> *[http://www.rpgcodex.net/gallery.php?image=491 His nazi account on an RPG site]<br /> *[http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&amp;user=13813 Another account]<br /> *[http://www.duckandcover.cx/content.php?id=111 Some gay interview with him]<br /> *[http://8archive.moe/gg/thread/207171/ Check out more logs in this thread]<br /> *{{steamid|stillgray|On Steam}}<br /> *{{twitter|stillgray|His Twitter, lots of whining and shilling}}<br /> *{{yt|u|catchupcatchup|Jewtube channel}}<br /> *[https://gamespy-archives.quaddicted.com/sites/www.rpgplanet.com/lionheart/site-staff.shtml.html old account]<br /> *[http://www.duckandcover.cx/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=11642 More accounts]<br /> *[https://offshoreleaks.icij.org/nodes/91760 His node in the offshore leaks (includes address, lulz)]<br /> <br /> {{sj}}<br /> {{GamerGate}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{Maddox}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{azn}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article November 5 &amp; 6, [[2014]]|[[Fat Acceptance Movement]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Gone Home]]}}<br /> [[category:People|Cheong, Ian Miles]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=JustinRPG&diff=1952112 2026-04-26T19:17:11Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Milkedcow}}<br /> {{aspergers}}<br /> [[Image:Justinsitting.jpg|thumb|right|I wanna be! The very best!]]<br /> [[Image:ChrisChan-JustinRPG.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris-Chan|Separated at birth?]]]]<br /> <br /> '''JustinRPG''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Justin Michael Coolidge''') is a [[Pokémon]]-obsessed {{age|1985|8|30}}-year-old [[furry]] [[vorarephilia|vorarephile]] [[coprophilia|coprophile]] [[coprophagia|coprophaggot]] [[piss|urophile]] [[macrophile]] [[manchild]] who claims to be 50% cat, 50% human, and [[batshit insane|married to the Pokémon Reshiram]]. Besides making several copyright-infringing photo manipulations for his [[DeviantArt]] page featuring him [[fucking|interacting with]] Pokémon, JustinRPG is known for his willingness to do whatever the fictional creatures tell him, perhaps illustrated best in an image in which he is ordered to [[EAT DA POO POO|eat Moltres' shit]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Moltresshit.jpg|600px|thumb|center|Jesus fucking Christ.]]<br /> <br /> His [[fetish|love]] for Pokémon seems to know no bounds. He has spliced them into photographs of himself, written stories about his relationships with them, and composed songs dedicated to them. He operates mainly on &lt;s&gt;[http://justinrpg.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt]&lt;/s&gt; (baleeted), but can also be found on &lt;s&gt;[http://twitter.com/justinrpg Twitter]&lt;/s&gt; (delorted), as well as &lt;s&gt;[http://789chan.org/cwc/res/142808.html 789chan]&lt;/s&gt; (perished), fruitlessly trying to defend his sick fetishes.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Marriage to Reshiram==<br /> <br /> [[Image:reshiramwedding.jpg|thumb|right|They're meant for each other, clearly.]]<br /> <br /> Despite Pokémon not having visible genitalia (not to mention the fact that they ''aren't fucking real''), Justin is head-over-heels in love with Reshiram. Justin has written lengthy stories describing his dream world, in which no one looks down on him for his [[furry|beastialic marriage]]. [http://justinrpg.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4gn5hn In this one,] Justin lists off the various things that make Reshiram attractive to him: Reshiram, being a Fire-type Pokémon, keeps Justin warm in the winter time; the protection Reshiram's &quot;Legendary&quot; status offers Justin is a plus (&quot;80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack,&quot; Justin claims); the fact that Justin and Reshiram repeatedly interrupt each other with the same words is apparently a major turn-on (?), and the debt Reshiram feels to Justin for having been freed by him from some [[trap]] keeps her in a [[BDSM|perpetual state of servitude]].<br /> <br /> {{squote|&quot;So, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?&quot; asked the announcer. &quot;No actually, it makes it more interesting,&quot; Justin answered. &quot;Especially the love making.&quot;|[http://justinrpg.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4gn5hn JustinRPG]|}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Fetishes==<br /> [[Image:Justinstomach.jpg|thumb|right|Nothing is more sexy than being digested by a giant.]]<br /> <br /> Justin makes no secret of his innumerable [[fetishes]], which range from shit-eating to his [[lolwut|desire to be shrunken down and stuffed up a vagina]]. He is an active member on the [[vore]] site [http://aryion.com/ Eka's portal], where he frequently fantasizes about being eaten alive by animals, big and small, real and fictional. Justin often begs for others to photoshop him into the stomaches of other creatures, but when they of course ignore him, he takes it upon himself to provide the fapping material.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Justinunbirth.jpg|thumb|left|When you see it...]]<br /> <br /> One of his many interests is &quot;[[unbirthing]],&quot; which involves him being shrunk down and stuffed up a vagina, where, among other things, he can &quot;keep warm and safe.&quot; Justin does not limit this desire to only anime and video game human characters - demonstrating his overwhelming levels of autism, he's created several images of himself being unbirthed by a dragon.<br /> <br /> [[Image:justindragonunbirth.jpg|thumb|right|In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin, Dragonborn!]]<br /> <br /> {{squote|I'm a furry,<br /> You're a furry too.<br /> <br /> Furry, furry, furry<br /> <br /> Yiff me!|JustinRPG's self-penned hit 'I'm A Furry' is the stuff of nightmares.}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Linear Pair of Angles==<br /> [[Image:Justin fucktard.png|256px|thumb|right]]&quot;[[Fucktard|Linear Pair of Angles]]&quot; is the name Justin goes by when he becomes a [[talentless|&quot;musician.&quot;]] You can download a pack of his songs [http://www.mediafire.com/?sd74yt9acrowr9m here]. You'll notice that most of the time his songs are &quot;remixes,&quot; meaning that all he did was add ill-fitting Pokémon sound effects over the original song. A few, however, feature his singing. These range from &quot;12 Legendary Pokémon of Christmas,&quot; a cover of the classic Christmas song, only with rambling, out-of-tune singing that's just ''dripping'' with autism, to &quot;My Favorite PokéCommunity Forums User (Gameplayer56),&quot; which would be a terrifying example of a deranged [[stalker]] if not for his hilariously [[handicapped]] singing voice. Other songs of his have titles such as &quot;[[Bestiality|I Love to Ride Moltres All Night Long]],&quot; [[Drugs|&quot;I Am Addicted to the Pokémon Reshiram]],&quot; &quot;[[Stripper|Dance for Lugia]],&quot; &quot;Reshiram and Zekrom Are the Best,&quot; and &quot;Samurott! Samurott! A Samurott Arrived!&quot;<br /> <br /> Perhaps his most well-known song is &quot;I Love Reshiram (Married to Reshiram),&quot; a heartfelt tribute to the object of his masturbatory fantasies. Despite Justin's best efforts to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] when faced with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|trolls]], the song remains on YouTube:<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;lPyhlybViJw&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{squote|Lubby chudder! Lubby chudder!|}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> On a vore message board, Justin attempted to find a singer for one of his songs. He posted these lyrics and expected someone to magically appear with audio. It finally happened when the band Guwange (previously notable for releasing a [[Chris-chan]] covers album) released their charttopping number #1 hit [http://youtu.be/v3PQdtIY9QI &quot;Vorarephilia by JustinRPG by Guwange&quot;].<br /> <br /> {{squote|<br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia I got to be swallowed whole, by a dragoness<br /> <br /> Unbirthed by Moltres, up the vagina, I am loving this vore time<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, inside Sephiroth’s stomach<br /> <br /> I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole<br /> <br /> Shrinking down to an inch tall to be swallowed by Aeris<br /> <br /> Going through a full trip of Lugia, scat and urine<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> Macrophilia often a vore situation <br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> I want to stay in a Bengal tigers stomach alive, vorarephilia, vorarephilia<br /> <br /> There’s female genital vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore.<br /> <br /> in the catgirl’s mouth, about ready to be swallowed<br /> <br /> Lugia swallowed me whole, inside Lugia’s stomach alive<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> Being swallowed, being swallowed, being swallowed<br /> <br /> Being swallowed, by a wild bird, inside the bird’s stomach, pooped out the other side<br /> <br /> I want to stay in a Bengal tiger’s stomach alive, vorarephilia, vorarephilia<br /> <br /> There’s female genital vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore.<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, I am a voraphile, want to be swallowed whole by a girl<br /> <br /> Hentai, vore, giantess, bestiality all summed up to in this fantasy<br /> <br /> Looking at vore pics, eka’s portal, voraphiles connect<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> Macrophilia often a vore situation <br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system<br /> <br /> A Female Bengal tiger swallowed me whole, after shrinking down<br /> <br /> I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole<br /> <br /> I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole<br /> <br /> I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole<br /> <br /> I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia,<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia,<br /> <br /> Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia |JustinRPG|truly the Bob Dylan of our era|}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Personal life==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Justinnopokemon.jpg|thumb|right|When looking at the pictures on his wall, keep in mind he was 26 at the time.]]<br /> <br /> Justin Michael Coolidge was born on August 30, 1985 and now resides in Michigan with his 48-year-old mother, a car-enthusaist named Elizabeth &quot;Liz&quot; Coolidge ([http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1221175217 here's her Facebook profile]). Justin is a staunch [[Republican]], perhaps due to his [[Christian]] faith. He claims to be straight (although he ''has'' at one point expressed interest in [[Sephiroth]]), and describes his body type as carrying &quot;[[obese|some extra baggage]].&quot; He does not smoke, does not drink, and does not currently have a job (unless you count &quot;RPG Leader,&quot; which is what is listed under &quot;occupation&quot; on his MySpace profile).<br /> <br /> [[Image:Justinrpgmom.jpg|thumb|left|Justin's mother, Liz Coolidge]]<br /> <br /> From 2003 to 2008 Justin attended the Behavioral Education Center in Bangor, MI, a high school (unsurprisingly) for the mentally challenged. He has pursued no education beyond this. Instead, it appears he now spends his days browsing the Internet for bizarre porn, playing video games, gambling, and otherwise staying inside his house.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Stories==<br /> Justin is also a porn fic writer. You can see it for yourself below.<br /> <br /> '''''Reshiram's Sex Slave'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> Reshiram: Time to get up Justin Coolidge, 8 AM, time for another day of sex, sex slave<br /> <br /> Justin: Another day, day 77 out 365, 288 more days of being your sex slave, Reshiram, If I can last the rest of the 288, I get 1 Million dollars!!! <br /> <br /> Reshiram: Yes, I know, You sold yourself to me as a sex slave, I have never seen anybody do this with a Reshiram! <br /> <br /> Justin: Yes Reshiram, the guy who did the same thing for a female Meganium inspired me!!<br /> <br /> Reshiram: We got our talking done, and now on to the sex.<br /> <br /> Justin: Yes, Reshiram!<br /> <br /> Reshiram: You can start by licking my vagina.<br /> <br /> Justin: As you wish.<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin start licking Reshiram's vagina in very fast licks<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Keep going at it Justin, the timer is set for 30 minutes, when that goes off, we'll move to intercourse.<br /> <br /> Narrator: 15 minutes later...<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Ooooh I'm cumming, continue to lick Justin, I don't care if my female ejaculation is coming out of my vagina, you still have 15 more minutes to lick my vagina...<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin continues to lick Reshiram's vagina while Reshiram's female ejaculation is squirting out and lots of it gets into Justin's mouth.<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Now You must swallow all that cumm in your mouth, Justin<br /> <br /> Justin: Ugh, GULP!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: After the rest of the 15 minutes of Justin Licking Reshiram's vagina.<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Now put your penis into my vagina and fuck me hard!!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin puts his penis into Reshiram's vagina and moves it up and down.<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Oh, Justin, Oh Justin, oh, Justin, Oh Justin,oh, Justin, Oh Justin, you fuck so good!<br /> <br /> Justin: Hey, this actually feels good! I actually like fucking a Vast White Pokemon, Reshiram! even though you are a dragon / fire type Pokemon, and I am just a human! Not to mention, your are twice as tall and, WAY bigger than me!!!<br /> <br /> Reshiram: oh, Thank You Justin!! Just keep on fucking me!!!<br /> <br /> Justin: I will definitely make the rest of the 288 days!!! I'l be a millionaire, and may even go another year for free!! I can get used to this!!<br /> <br /> Reshiram: You would do that for me?<br /> <br /> Justin: For you Reshiram! Yes, sexy Vast White Pokemon<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Stop saying Vast White Pokemon, you are embarrassing me!!<br /> <br /> Justin: Sorry,<br /> <br /> Narrator: While Reshiram, &amp; Justin were talking and having sex, Reshiram has an orgasm, Reshiram's vagina squeezes Justin's penis<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Ooooooooooooh YES!! JUSTIN!!!!<br /> <br /> Reshiram: Another hour of sex, Justin?<br /> <br /> Justin: Yes, Reshiram<br /> <br /> Narrator: Reshiram &amp; Justin have sex for another hour!<br /> <br /> Reshiram: One hour break, and we'll start the whole thing over again!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin goes back into his room and because of his experience with Reshiram, he sits anxiously and waits.<br /> <br /> Justin: This is going to be the longest hour in the history of time!<br /> <br /> THE END<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> Another story about a human that gets [[lolwut|raped]] by a Palkia:<br /> {{story|<br /> A female Palkia flies over a neighborhood looking for an unexpected human for sex. The Palkia says to herself, &quot;hmmmmmm... which one, which one. That one right there.&quot; the Palkia spots a 26 year old man. The Palkia swoops down and grabs the man.<br /> <br /> &quot;Let me down! Stupid Palkia. Let me Go!&quot; the man yells and struggles but is unable to break free. The Palkia takes the man to a secluded area<br /> <br /> At the area the man asks, &quot;What do you want from me?&quot; the Palkia responds, &quot;you are going to have sex with me right now!&quot; the man yells back, &quot;No fucking way am I having sex with a Palkia.&quot; &quot;Are you sure you want to refuse, I am giving you one more chance to submit.&quot; says the Palkia. &quot;No, I am not going to have sex, Just forget it!!&quot; the man rages. &quot;Then I must.&quot; the Palkia Responds<br /> <br /> The Palkia then attacks the man with the attack Spacial Rend. The man falls to the ground due to the Spacial Rend attack.<br /> <br /> &quot;Are you going to have sex with me now?&quot; asked the Palkia. &quot;Yes, anything, just don't attack me again! I'll do anything you want&quot; the man responds. &quot;Very well.&quot; says the Palkia, &quot;let's begin shall we.&quot;<br /> <br /> The man and the Palkia get ready for sex. &quot;First of you can start by licking my vagina.&quot; the Palkia says to the man. The man starts licking the Palkia's vagina. &quot;Don't stop until I say so&quot; demanded the Palkia. The man licks the Palkia's vagina for 20 minutes. &quot;Now, stick your tongue way up my vagina.&quot; the Palkia commanded. The man does so.<br /> <br /> &quot;Ooooooh I have to urinate. Do not take your tongue out while I do so.&quot; the Palkia told the man. &quot;Oh God&quot; thought the man.<br /> <br /> The Palkia urinates while the man's tongue is in Palkia's vagina and it turns out that the Palkia really had to go. Palkia's urination lasted a whole minute and a half. Lots of Palkia's urine was getting in the man's face and into his mouth.<br /> <br /> &quot;I want you to swallow that urine in your mouth. And do not take your tongue out of my vagina while you do so.&quot; the Palkia demands. The man swallows Palkia's urine. The man gags.<br /> <br /> &quot;Now, continue to lick my vagina until I ejaculate with my female fluids. When I do, open your mouth and allow my female ejaculation in.&quot; demanded the Palkia the man licks the Palkia's vagina it wasn't until 25 minutes later when Palkia ejaculates. The man follows the instructions and opens his mouth and all of Palkia's female ejaculation enters the man's mouth.<br /> <br /> &quot;Now swallow it!&quot; demands the Palkia. The man does so<br /> <br /> &quot;Now onto intercourse.&quot; says the Palkia. &quot;I want you to stick your penis into my vagina and move it up and down. Do not stop&quot; the man does so<br /> <br /> 30 minutes later the man and the Palkia are still having sexual intercourse. A Male Palkia shows up at the scene. The female Palkia says to the male Palkia, &quot;Care to join in for a threesome?&quot; &quot;Sure!' says the male Palkia.&quot;Go a head and stick it in this mans butt.&quot; the female Palkia says. The male Palkia does so. The man screams.<br /> <br /> The two Palkia's have really hardcore sex with the man for another 40 minutes. The man's penis releases semen. In about another five minutes the Female Palkia's vagina gushes Female ejaculation followed by the vagina squeezing the man's penis. Moments later, the Male Palkia cumms as well.<br /> <br /> &quot;Now, that was fun!&quot; the female Palkia says. The male responds, &quot;I agree! But I got to go now, huge legendary Pokemon battle at the mountain&quot; the male leaves the scene.<br /> <br /> The man asks the female Palkia, &quot;Can I go now?&quot; &quot;Just one minute&quot; says the Palkia.<br /> <br /> The Palkia then attack the man with another Spacial Rend attack then vanishes without a trace.<br /> <br /> &quot;It's all over now, that was scary. I don't want to see another Palkia for the rest of my life!&quot; the man says to himself. The man gets up and heads home.<br /> <br /> THE END<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> '''''Anything For A Corvette''''', in which Justin proves that when he says he wants a Corvette, he's [[serious business|not fucking around]].<br /> {{story|<br /> Jenna: Hey, there Justin Coolidge, there is a horny female Moltres over there that has been itching for sexual intercourse with human, I dare you to satisfy that Moltres.<br /> <br /> Justin: what's in it for me?<br /> <br /> Jenna: you know that 'shiny' Corvette you've always wanted? I'll use my yesterday's casino winnings to buy it for you! You must do EVERYTHING that the Moltres wants to do sexually. It likes more than just intercourse...<br /> <br /> Justin: Corvette!!!!! my life long dream car!!! I never been able to afford one myself! This is like my only chance like EVER to get one!!! It would be worth it, I accept your offer! I will perform sexual activities with that Moltres!!!<br /> <br /> Jenna: you'll need this...<br /> <br /> Narrator: Jenna gives Justin a small electronic device<br /> <br /> Jenna: this device will covert Moltres's screeches into English speech so You can understand what Moltres wants you to do. you must not stop until Moltres says she's satisfied, and this Pokemon wants alot! good luck!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin walks over to the Moltres.<br /> <br /> Justin: hey there Moltres, my name is Justin Coolidge. I hear you want to perform sexual activites with a human?<br /> <br /> Moltres: Screeech, yes you are correct!<br /> <br /> Justin: I will satisify that, I will perform Sexual activities with you!!!<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, Ok! I am so happy!!! but first, I would feel more comfortable to perform sexual activites at my home, Fire Island!<br /> <br /> Justin: that is 500 miles away, how are we going to get there?<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, I will trasport you, you ride my back and I will fly you to Fire Island!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin gets on Moltres's back and moltres flies up into the air, Justin rides Moltres until they reach Fire Island.<br /> <br /> Justin: Ok, Moltres, Lets begin! what first?<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, the first is rather simple, I want to facesit you for the first 30 minutes!<br /> Narrator: Justin thinks this is a rather odd request. even though he knows Moltres wants more than just intercourse, he didn't think it would be this way out there. Justin agrees to Moltres facesitting him because doing everything Moltres wants was part of the deal, and Justin lays on the ground.<br /> <br /> Justin: Ok, Ready Moltres!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Moltres sits on Justin's face. Moltres's butt is against Justin's face.<br /> <br /> Narrator: 10 minutes into Moltres facesitting Justin... Moltres has a request.<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, for the rest of the 20 minutes of me facesitting you, Justin, I want you to keep licking my butt, and not just the cheeks, the butt-hole too...<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin starts licking Moltres's anus, and continues to lick Moltres's butt for the rest of the 20 minutes of Moltres facesittin him.<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, time's up, time for the next sexual activity.<br /> <br /> Narrator: Moltres gets off of Justin's face.<br /> <br /> Justin: Next?<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, next up, I want you to lick my vagina. Lick it like you love it!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin rapidly licks Moltres's vagina.<br /> <br /> Narrator: 45 minutes later, Justin still licking Moltres's vagina.<br /> <br /> Moltres: Screeech, Now, stick your tongue way up my vagina, as far as it will go!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin sticks his tongue way up Moltres's vagina. then Moltres releases female ejaculation and quite a bit gets into Justin's Mouth<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, now swallow all that cumm!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin swallows Moltres's female ejaculation.<br /> <br /> Moltres: Screeech, now for the best part, Intercourse<br /> <br /> Justin: Ok, Moltres as you wish!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin and Moltres have sexual intercourse for an hour.<br /> Moltres: screeech, I Just had an orgasm!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Moltres's vagina squeezes Justin's Penis, followed by a large amount of female ejaculation.<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, almost done, Justin!! one last request, I will poop upon your face to end it off!!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin thinks, &quot;another odd request, first facesitting and now poop related sexual activities, this Moltres has a few fetishes that not everybody has!!! but if I want that Corvette...&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin: as you wish Moltres, go ahead and poop on my face.<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, here it comes!!! there is a lot in there!!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Moltres puts her butt close to Justin's face and poops. a lot of poop comes out onto Justin's face, enough to cover Justin's face completely.<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin gets up, some of Moltres's poop fall off Justin, But his face is still pretty smeared with Moltres's poop.<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, no time to clean your self up, I will take you back home.<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin rides Moltres back home.<br /> <br /> Jenna: I see you're back, Justin!!<br /> <br /> Jenna: what happened to your face?<br /> <br /> Justin: you don't wanna know!!!!<br /> <br /> Jenna: Hey Moltres!! did Justin do everything you say?<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech!! yes, he did! no questions asked! no arguing back either!! It was perfect!! he obeyed EVERY command!!<br /> <br /> Moltres: screeech, I thought I would NEVER get to do any of these things with a human!! Thank You so much Justin!!! you made me the happiest Pokemon in the world!!!<br /> <br /> Justin: you should than Jenna here!!!<br /> <br /> Jenna: Let's go get that Corvette I promised!!!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Jenna &amp; Justin go to the car dealership, Justin Picks out a '92 Corvette Convertable and Jenna Pays for it as she promised!!<br /> <br /> Justin: AT LAST!!!! my very own Corvette!!!! I had to have sexual relations with a Moltres, but at least I have a Corvette!!!<br /> <br /> THE END!!!<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> Here's how Justin summarizes this next story:<br /> <br /> {{squote|i wrote my first vore story, since i didn't get a response on my tiger story request. I decided to attempt to make one myself, the story is about me (justin Coolidge) [[creepy|the girls names are my old high school girlfriends]] (before I graduated) and is written in third person|}}<br /> <br /> '''''The Girls' Tiger Plan'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> One day, Justin Coolidge was walking in the jungle and he found a remote like object on the ground with one button on it. Curious, Justin pushes the button, then before Justin Coolidge realizes it, he is shrunk down to an inch tall. <br /> <br /> Justin Coolidge hears a booming voice that says, &quot;my experiment is almost complete, I have shrunken my first human ha ha ha ha ha, now time to get my orange bengal tiger ready&quot; <br /> <br /> Justin Coolidge is picked up by the person who’s voice he heard. It was a female human. <br /> <br /> Justin asks &quot;who are you, and what are you going to do with me?&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;my name is Jenna Russell and I will let the orange bengal tiger decide what to do with you, but first I am going to put you in a cup&quot; <br /> <br /> Jenna then puts Justin Coolidge into a glass, and Jenna takes off all her clothes and squats down above the glass with her vagina about 6 inches above the glass. <br /> <br /> Jenna then pees in the glass. <br /> <br /> &quot;Help!&quot; Justin Coolidge yells. Justin Coolidge closes his eyes as the glass fills with urine. Upon opening his eyes, Justin Coolidge notices that he is floating with only his head above the urine. Justin then looks up and is disappointed because he cannot get to the top. after about an hour of Justin Coolidge being in the glass of urine, Jenna Russell then takes Justin Coolidge out of the glass, and says &quot;now, lick my vagina until I say stop&quot;.&quot; <br /> <br /> Justin Coolidge then says, &quot;but I'm only an inch tall, your vagina is three times the size of me&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;I don't care,&quot; Jenna Russell says. Justin Coolidge starts to lick jenna's vagina. after an hour Jenna russell allows Justin to <br /> stop. <br /> <br /> Then a girl named Kayla Klotch walks in and says &quot;here is your orange bengal tiger.&quot; Jenna Russell then says &quot;finally my plan can start.&quot; <br /> <br /> Kayla asks, &quot;can I mess with the shrunken man, first?&quot; Jenna allows. Kayla then sticks Justin Coolidge up her vagina. Jenna and Kayla sit down to a game of Texas hold em Poker. after 2 hours, Kayla grabs Justin out of her vagina. <br /> <br /> Jenna Russell and Kayla says together &quot;time for the orange Bengal Tiger to do her work, Ha ha ha ha ha.&quot; <br /> <br /> Kayla asks &quot;may I do the honor?&quot; Jenna allows. <br /> Kayla then takes Justin Coolidge and puts him in the orange Bengal tiger's vagina while Justin Says, &quot; don't put me there!&quot; <br /> <br /> Kayla says, &quot;too late!&quot; then Heather Strouse comes in with a male orange bengal tiger. <br /> <br /> Jenna Russell says to Kayla Klotch and Heather Strouse, &quot;you thinking what I'm thinking?, let's make the two orange bengal tigers have sexual intercourse.&quot; <br /> <br /> All three girls say &quot;yes!!&quot;, the male orange bengal tiger is brought to the female orange bengal tiger, the male orange bengal tiger is attracted and mates with the female. <br /> <br /> Justin Coolidge inside the female orange bengal tiger's vagina feels the male tiger's penis, &quot;Shit, Why is this happening to me? This is not nessessary!&quot; <br /> <br /> Moments later Justin Coolidge is swimming in the male orange Bengal Tiger's semen. upset, but cannot do a thing about it. The two orange bengal tigers mate for about an hour, then the male orange bengal tiger takes his penis out of the female orange bengal tiger's vagina, Justin Coolidge falls out of the tiger's pussy in the process. Jenna Russell picks Justin Coolidge up. <br /> <br /> Justin asks, &quot;can i go home now?&quot; Jenna says, &quot;no, I have another plan for you!&quot; <br /> <br /> Justin says, &quot;oh no!&quot; <br /> <br /> Then Heather Strouse asks, &quot;may I?&quot; <br /> <br /> Jenna allows. Heather Strouse then puts Justin Coolidge in the female orange bengal Tiger's mouth, the bengal tiger swallows Justin Coolidge whole. Justin inside the orange bengal tiger's stomach screaming and hollering but no one can hear Justin. a few hours later the orange bengal tiger's digestive juices start doing their work, digesting Justin Coolidge alive, after another hour Justin Coolidge is fully digested And leaves the stomach, on through the liver, into the small intestine and into the large intestine, then the orange bengal tiger poops out what's left of Justin's remains, his bones covered in poop.<br /> <br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> Another story involving his old &quot;girlfriends,&quot; thoughtfully titled [[EAT DA POO POO|&quot;KAYLA EAT POOP.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''''KAYLA EAT POOP'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> Kayla: You through eating Reshiram's Poop yet? <br /> <br /> Justin: yes, Kaykla! <br /> <br /> Kayla: why do you keep eating various Pokemon's Poop. <br /> <br /> Justin: I love Pokemon Poop! <br /> <br /> Kayla: You have eaten umpteen dozen different Pokemon's Poop! <br /> <br /> Justin: 8 to be exact, Meganium, Lugia, Latios, Xatu, Eevee, Latias, Pikachu, and now Reshiram! in that exact order!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: you keep a running list of the Pokemon who's poop you've eaten? <br /> <br /> Justin: yes, why not? I like Pokemon poop so much that I keep a list of Pokemon who's poop I've eaten, I also have a list of Pokemon who I want to eat it's poop but haven't yet. <br /> <br /> Kayla: I can't even believe all those Pokemon actually agreed to let you eat their poop. I'm afraid to ask, what's next on the list!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: I saved the best for last, the one I wouldn't mind eating it's poop multiple times!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: and what pokemon might that be? <br /> <br /> Justin: Moltres!!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: &lt;laughs histerically&gt; Good luck on that one, Moltreses are extremely rare, and fly away pretty much every time anyone get near it!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: I'll find a way, if by luck I see one, I will present myself in a way that Moltres knows I won't do any harm, and state my case to the Moltres!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: even if Moltres hears you out, good luck on getting it to agree to let you eat it's poop. Moltreses are territorial and don't take marking their territory lightly, it will think you are invading if you eat it's poop!!! <br /> <br /> Narrator: the next day... <br /> <br /> Kayla: still thinking about eating Moltres's poop? <br /> <br /> Justin: I'm still thinking about a way to get it done! and by god, it will happen!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: I have a better chance of winning the lottery and scoring a jackpot at the casino on the same day, then the chance you will EVER eat Moltres's poop in your lifetime!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: it will happen, and I will get to say those 4 magic words, &quot;I Told You So!!&quot; <br /> <br /> Kayla: you know what I am going to buy a lottery ticket, then to the casino!!! my odds are better than yours!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: you're laughing now, but I'll show you!!! <br /> <br /> Narrator: two weeks later... <br /> <br /> Kayla: still thinking about Moltres's Poop? <br /> <br /> Justin: yes! <br /> <br /> Kayla: after enough time, I know you will give it up!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: whatever!!!! <br /> <br /> Narrator: another two months down the road!! <br /> <br /> Justin: the day is coming, where I get to eat Moltres's Poop. <br /> <br /> Kayla: you haven't given up yet? you're impossible!!! <br /> <br /> Narrator: yet three more months later, in a big open field <br /> <br /> Justin: A Moltres Is in the air and it is coming down! <br /> <br /> Kayla: it won't stop anywhere in this field, it's just flying by <br /> <br /> Justin: no, it looks like it is coming for a landing!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: whatever! <br /> <br /> Narrator: the Moltres lands in the field about 100 feet away from Justin &amp; Kayla <br /> <br /> Justin: now's my big chance!!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: it will fly away if you get near it!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: Oh, lucky me, it is getting ready to poop. <br /> <br /> Kayla: how do you know? <br /> <br /> Justin: I saw a documentary on Moltres yesterday!!! It was like something out there wants me to eat Moltres's Poop!! I see this documentery on the habits of Moltres, then the next day I witness it with my onw eyes!! It was meant to be!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: still, good luck on the permission side of this!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: no, I will Just sneak up on the Moltres!!! <br /> <br /> Narrator: Moltres starts pooping <br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin sneaks up to the Moltres, takes his clothes off and sits in the poop already out!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: I did not want to see that, keep your clothes on... wait, Moltres didn't even see him!! odd... <br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin looks up and opens his mouth to allow Moltres's poop to enter his mouth!!! Justin is lucky, Moltres still doesn't see him, apparently all Moltres cares about is pooping!!! Justin notices that the Moltres is female. <br /> <br /> Justin:&lt;thinking to himself&gt; not only am I eating Moltres's Poop, this Moltres is female! which was my choice of Gender for Moltres's poop!! It's my lucky day!! <br /> <br /> Narrator: the rest of Moltres's poop enters Justin's Mouth and Justin swallows Moltres's Poop. Moltres then flies away, and never even noticed Justin, Moltres pooped into Justin's mouth and didn't even know it or will ever know it!! <br /> <br /> Justin: My Pokemon poop eating list is complete, although Moltres will remain on the future list for the rest of my life! Moltres's poop was better than I imagined!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: You actually got to eat Moltres's Poop!! although I though it was discusting, there is nothing more lucky than that!! this is Moltres we're talking about!! no one as EVER got that close to one!!!!! <br /> <br /> Justin: you know what Kayla? <br /> <br /> Kayla: what? <br /> <br /> Justin: I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! neeeeener, neeeeener,neeeeener, I was right, you were wrong!! ha ha a ha ha!!!! you just go burned!!! a wicked burn!!! I mean you got Owned!! or even better, you got PWNED!!!!!!! <br /> <br /> Kayla: yeah, yeah, rub it in!!!! <br /> <br /> THE END<br /> <br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> More vore and beastiality. In other words, more of the same:<br /> {{story|<br /> dragoness: Hey there, Justin Coolidge, I am the sexy dragoness. do you want to have sex with me?<br /> <br /> Justin: It would be my pleasure, I will have sex with you, you are such a beautiful dragoness.<br /> <br /> dragoness: get closer, Justin, feel my vagina<br /> <br /> Justin: dragoness! I see your vagina is wet! are you sexually aroused?<br /> <br /> dragoness: yes, Justin, I am!<br /> <br /> Justin: can I lick your vagina now, dragoness? I love wet pussy when my subject is sexually aroused. dragoness, I will lick your wet vagina for an hour!<br /> <br /> narrator: Justin Coolidge starts licking the dragoness's pussy!<br /> <br /> dragoness: you are really loving this aren't you Justin! imagine that I, sexy dragoness getting eaten out by a human!<br /> <br /> Justin: OK dragoness, I am going to stick my tongue way up your vagina!<br /> <br /> Narrator: Justin sticks his tongue way up the dragoness's vagina<br /> <br /> dragoness: OOOOh, I am about to have an orgasm, I am cumming<br /> <br /> narrator: the dragoness's female ejaculation squirts Justin in his face and into his mouth<br /> <br /> dragoness: did you just?<br /> <br /> Justin: Yes I did, dragoness! I swallowed what cumm of yours that went into my mouth.<br /> <br /> Narrator: a few hours and lots of foreplay later.<br /> <br /> dragoness: are you ready for some vaginal sex, Justin?<br /> <br /> Justin: yes, my dear dragoness! I am so horny, let's have sex!<br /> <br /> narrator: Justin and the dragoness have sex for a few hours.<br /> <br /> Justin: that was awesome dragoness!<br /> <br /> dragoness: well, that's too bad, because...<br /> <br /> Justin: because what, dragoness!<br /> <br /> dragoness: because, it is time for me to carry out my plans!!<br /> <br /> narrator: the dragoness opens her mouth and then closes it upon Justin and swallows Justin whole.<br /> <br /> dragoness: that was fun, and now Justin is going to digest in my stomach.<br /> <br /> narrator: a few hours later, Justin is fully digested.<br /> <br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> Amazingly, Justin managed to write stories that don't involve shit eating, vagina-licking, and piss-swimming. They aren't quite as shocking as the above stories, but for completion's sake (as well as the [[lulz]] to be derived from their childish quality), they are included here:<br /> <br /> '''''The Great Moltres Rider - Interview'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> The radio announcer speaks, &quot;Welcome back to The Coffee and Pokemon Morning Show here on PokeRock 87.9 FM Next up, we have Justin Coolidge in the studio, also known as &quot;The Great Moltres Rider&quot; you may have seen him flying around the city riding a Moltres, but you don't know his story or how he is able to successfully ride a Moltres, so let's give a warm welcome to Justin Coolidge, The Great Moltres Rider. Welcome Justin.<br /> <br /> Justin speaks, &quot;hi, James.&quot;<br /> <br /> James the announcer continues, &quot;So you have been riding Moltres for what is it, 10 years now?&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin replies with, &quot;Yes I have been riding a Moltres as my method of transportation for the past 10 years, that is correct&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;So, why do you ride Moltres? There is a lot of other Pokemon out there that can transport someone, but you chose Moltres. Not to mention it is a fire type.&quot; The announcer continues<br /> <br /> Justin answers, &quot;ever since I saw a Moltres when I was 14, I thought it would be cool to ride one, I caught my very own Moltres when I was 15, by the age of 16, Moltres trusted me enough to be able to transport me. I was still in school at the time; I quit riding the school bus, and rode my Moltres to school.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;And don't you ever accidently get burned by Moltres?&quot; asked the announcer.<br /> <br /> Justin answers with, &quot;No, a lot of people think it is impossible to ride a fire type Pokemon without getting burned, but my aunt who rises Ponytas on a ranch taught me this thing about riding fire type Pokemon, &quot;if the Pokemon trusts you enough it won't burn you when it touch it's flames. And that is how I can ride all these Ponytas.&quot; My aunt says. And that's why I had the Moltres for a year before riding it, to build up trust with my Moltres, so I can successfully ride it.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I see.&quot; said the announcer, &quot;so what is the longest distance you have made in one trip on Moltres?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I rode Moltres for 200 miles to see my cousin once; you should have seen the look on her face once she saw me on a Moltres. I loved it!&quot; Justin said<br /> <br /> &quot;So how much do you enjoy riding this Moltres of yours, Justin?&quot; asked the announcer.<br /> <br /> &quot;It is exhilarating; I love every bit of it. Flying around in the sky on a fire type Pokemon, the greatest experience I could EVER have!!!! I wish I could do this for a living.&quot; Justin replies<br /> <br /> &quot;What do you do for a living?&quot; asked the announcer<br /> <br /> Justin answers &quot;I am a Pokemon veterinarian who specializes in fire type Pokemon.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;That's got to be the next best thing from riding a Moltres, right? Asked the announcer, you ride a fire type Pokemon plus you work with fire type Pokemon as your job&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;Yeah, that is fun too, but riding a Moltres is even more fun than being a fire type Pokemon veterinarian&quot; Justin responded<br /> <br /> &quot;Have you ever worked on any other Moltreses in you veterinarian career?&quot; asked the announcer <br /> <br /> &quot;No, no other Moltreses, but I have worked on a Reshiram once.&quot; Justin responded<br /> <br /> &quot;Now getting back on subject of your ability to ride Moltres, has anybody ever said to you, &quot;you're crazy for riding a Moltres.&quot;&quot; asked the announcer<br /> <br /> Yeah, several actually, but I have gained quite a bit of fame for being able to ride a Moltres.&quot; Justin replied<br /> <br /> &quot;And you've been on TV?&quot; asked the announcer<br /> <br /> &quot;TV, News, Newspaper, YouTube, Internet, the whole nine yards. And now I am on the radio.&quot; Justin answered<br /> <br /> &quot;Do you like all this fame you are getting from your ability to ride Moltres?&quot; asked the announcer.<br /> <br /> &quot;Yes, I like to be famous! The more people that know me, the better. I like to make myself known to the world. That's why I agreed to come onto your radio show.&quot; Justin answered<br /> <br /> &quot;Have you ever been attacked by another Pokemon while riding Moltres?&quot; asked the announcer.<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh my, all the time, I even have two rivals, one who rides a Zapdos, and one who rides an Articuno, I get challenged to attack races against them all the time. But that isn't the only times I do get attacked, sometimes out of the blue, a wild Pokemon'll attack me.&quot; Justin replied<br /> <br /> &quot;Well, that's all the time we have. We thank Justin for coming in and telling us about his Moltres riding experiences. We'll be back after a word from our sponsors. You are listening to The Coffee and Pokemon Morning Show on PokeRock 87.9 FM.&quot; The announcer finishes<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> '''''How the Bird Saved Justin'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> Justin was wondering around a forest enjoying the view, when he comes to an opening, Justin walks out into the opening. suddenly, Justin hears machine guns firing. Justin looks around and notices he is right in the middle of a war zone. Justin then says to himself, &quot;I am going to die, I'm caught in the middle of some kind of war.&quot;<br /> <br /> then a loud screech is heard. Justin looks up into the sky. A giant bird is flying above Justin. the giant bird then swoops down and grabs Justin and flies away with Justin. <br /> <br /> Justin says to himself, &quot;Now I definitely am going to die, this bird will eat me.&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin tries to struggle and break free from the bird's claws, but has no luck escaping the bird. the bird has him in it's claws really good, Justin thinks it's hopeless. the bird will not let him go and Justin cannot do anything to escape fom the bird. The giant bird then takes him to it's nest.<br /> <br /> upon arriving at the bird's nest, Justin is released into the giant bird's nest. The giant bird then lands in the nest right beside Justin. The bird covers Justin with it's wings. it also makes screeches again, but these screeches are noticably different than the screeches Justin heard in the war zone. These screeches were more in a calming manner like if this bird is trying to communicate something to Justin. but Justin can't understand bird screeches and is totally confused on what is going on. Justin says to himself, &quot;WTF is going on?&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin sitting there confused as hell, then notices the bird steps aside and Justin sees bird eggs, Justin then examins the bird and declared the bird female but, Justin is still confused on what is going on. &quot;what is going on, here? This is VERY odd, I don't know what the bird wants with me, but if it wants to eat me, it surely is taking it's sweet old time.&quot; Justin mumbles to himself<br /> <br /> then another loud screech is heard off in the distance, then a male bird arrives at the nest, and the male bird tries to eat Justin, but the female stops the male bird. The two birds screech back and forth to each other for a while until the screeches slowly become quieter and calmer.<br /> <br /> The female bird then covers Justin with her wing again and makes screeches in the same calming matter as before. Soon the male bird follows with calm screeches and comes to cover Justin as well.<br /> <br /> Then it dawns on Justin, he says out loud &quot;This bird saved my life and wants to protect me! this bird rescued me from the war zone!&quot; the female bird makes a calm screech in an agreeing manner.<br /> <br /> Justin then spends a few nights with the two birds in the nest and they became fast friends. the birds kept justin safe in a protecting manner those few days. Justin decides to live with the two birds within their nest.<br /> <br /> A few weeks later, The bird eggs hatch and a family of giant birds are born. Justin has never seen such marvel. <br /> <br /> the mother bird camly screeches at Justin knowing that Justin is amazed.<br /> <br /> the next few weeks the bird protects Justin in the same manner as her own baby birds. Justin found a new home with a family of giant birds. and had a good rest of his life with the giant bird family.<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> '''''Merging the Reshiram and Zekrom Club'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> --8PM at the Reshiram Club in a metropolitan city...<br /> <br /> &quot;This meeting is adjourned.&quot; the head Reshiram of the Reshiram Club says, she continues, &quot;Justin, can you stay after? I want to speak with you.&quot; &quot;Sure!&quot; Justin replies.<br /> <br /> After all the Reshirams leave, Justin &amp; the head Reshiram talk. &quot;What is it, Reshiram?&quot; Justin asks. &quot;Since you are one of our best valued members of the Reshiram club here, we want you to be a part of our next big plan. We'll talk about our plans tomorrow and I'll fill you in then. Meet me at the green mansion by the big lake at 1PM tomorrow here is the address. Go to the 3rd floor, third room on the left and I'll be there&quot; Reshiram explains to Justin. &quot;You may leave now&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin exits the club and gets on his Moltres and rides his Moltres home. Upon arriving, he wonders what the big plan is for the Reshiram club. And then goes to bed.<br /> <br /> --The next day, 30 minutes after noon.<br /> <br /> Justin rides his Moltres to the green mansion and arrives right on schedule. He goes to the room that Reshiram told him to go to. He sees the Reshiram; she is talking to a Zekrom.<br /> <br /> Justin speaks, &quot;hey! I he...&quot; Justin was interrupted by Zekrom, Zekrom yells, &quot;An intruder! Bolt Strike!&quot; &quot;Zekrom!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!&quot; Reshiram yells. But it was too late, the attack was initiated and it hit Justin, Justin was knocked out!<br /> <br /> &quot;That was our best valued member of the Reshiram Club, he was going to join us in the discussion of the merging of the Reshiram Club and the Zekrom Club, now look what you have done!!&quot; Reshiram explains to Zekrom, Zekrom apologizes, &quot;Sorry!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;We still have time, Zekrom, hurry to the large kitchen and grab a revive from the fridge&quot; Reshiram commanded, &quot;Will it work on a human?&quot; Zekrom asks. Reshiram replies, &quot;Yes! I've done this before&quot;<br /> <br /> Zekrom runs and grabs the revive and uses it on Justin, Justin slowly wakes up. Zekrom speaks to Justin, &quot;I am so sorry, we have been getting a lot of attackers lately!&quot; Reshiram asks, &quot;Are you OK?&quot; Justin says in a slurred voice, &quot;I feel woozy, weak, and a lot of pain&quot; Reshiram says to Justin, &quot;yeah, you definitely took a beating, this is Bolt Strike, we're talking about, and it was a direct hit!, you'll be out of commission for a few days, you need some rest&quot; <br /> <br /> Reshiram and Zekrom take Justin to the luxury bedroom and puts him in the bed. &quot;We'll take turns watching over you until you recover, but Zekrom and I need to talk, I'll be back in 30 minutes&quot; Reshiram says to Justin.<br /> <br /> Reshiram and Zekrom go into another room, &quot;this will delay our meeting for a few days&quot; Reshiram says to Zekrom. &quot;Yes, definitely. I hope this won't jeopardize our merging plans!&quot; Zekrom replied. &quot;Justin might protest it now!&quot;<br /> <br /> Reshiram returns to the room Justin is in. &quot;I am the first to watch over you.&quot; Reshiram says to Justin. &quot;Can you call the city's Pokemon center where I work and tell them that I won't be in for a few days?&quot; Justin says back. &quot;Sure!&quot; Reshiram replies.<br /> <br /> Reshiram calls the Pokemon Center. &quot;Hello this is the city Pokemon center, how may I help you? The lady on the phone says. &quot;I am calling to inform you that one of your employees, Justin Coolidge got attacked by a strong Pokemon attack and will not be able to come in to work for a few days.&quot; Reshiram says to the lady on the phone. &quot;Oh I'm sorry to hear, he was the best! Business is usually up when he works! Not too many men are good at healing Pokemon like he is! Thanks for letting me know&quot;<br /> <br /> Reshiram watches over Justin for the remainder of the day. The next day Zekrom watches over Justin. Zekrom speaks with comforting words to Justin, to keep him comfortable until the next day when Reshiram watches over Justin until 5PM &quot;Zekrom is going to watch over you for the rest of the day, I need to run the Reshiram Club today.&quot; Zekrom comes in and Reshiram returns to the Club.<br /> <br /> --at the Reshiram Club<br /> <br /> Reshiram speaks at the club &quot;I am sorry to inform all of you that Justin our valued only human member is sick after being hit by a strong Pokemon attack. we will have a moment of silence ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Keep Justin in your thoughts and prayers, now to official business.&quot; the meeting continues until 8PM.<br /> <br /> For the next few days, Reshiram and Zekrom take turns watching over Justin. Justin gets up during Zekrom's turn of watching. &quot;Seems like you're all better now! Can I get you anything?&quot; Zekrom asks &quot;coffee and a bagel.&quot; Justin replies. &quot;I am so sorry for what I've done, I want to make it up to you, here is a check for $5000, courtesy of the Zekrom Club for all your trouble.&quot; Zekrom says back.<br /> <br /> Justin and Zekrom walk to the master living room and meet Reshiram in the room. &quot;I see you've recovered from the Bolt Strike attack.&quot; Reshiram says to Justin. Justin replies, &quot;I bet I would have had better luck surviving Fusion Flare.&quot; &quot;How so?&quot; Reshiram asks. &quot;I ride Moltres for transportation. I've been riding Moltres for 10 years! I am around fire all the time!&quot; Justin explains. &quot;My Fusion Flare is more powerful than any fire of Moltres's. Don't take any chances.&quot; Reshiram said back<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll do this discussion we were originally going to do several days ago at 6PM today. You in, Justin? Reshiram asks. &quot;Yes! As long as Zekrom doesn't Bolt Strike me again when I walk into the room!&quot; Justin says. Reshiram &amp; Zekrom say together, &quot;I don't think you'll have that problem.&quot;<br /> <br /> --6PM in the same room as before, third floor, third room on the left.<br /> <br /> Reshiram opens the discussion with the following words &quot;We were talking about combining the Reshiram Club with the Zekrom club, merging them together. Do you like that idea, Justin?&quot; Justin replies with &quot;yeah, I'm OK with it.&quot; Zekrom says next, &quot;I was really worried you wouldn't want that after what I did.&quot; Justin says to Zekrom, &quot;well, I believe in forgiveness.&quot; the discussion continues for a few hours and a decision was made to merge the clubs into one. <br /> <br /> Reshiram says, &quot;All we need is a name now.&quot; Justin floats the idea, &quot;how about the ReshiramZekrom club&quot; &quot;good&quot; Reshiram replies &quot;anything else?&quot; Zekrom says, &quot;why not the other way around, ZekromReshiram.&quot; Justin says, &quot;maybe, but I think ReshiramZekrom has more of a ring to it.&quot; Zekrom thinks about it for a moment then says, &quot;Yeah it does, I like that, The ReshiramZekrom Club&quot; after another half and hour discussion, it was agreed upon that after the merge, the club name will be The ReshiramZekrom Club.&quot;<br /> <br /> The next day, both clubs had meetings simultaneously at their own original locations, the first time for that to ever occur. Both clubs made the announcement. Within 4 months, both clubs were fully merged into one and The ReshiramZekrom Club was born. Both locations were used, they just had two branches. both locations for there on out, had both Reshirams and Zekroms at the club during meetings, get togethers, and other fun activities&quot; Justin himself went back and forth between the two locations, although one was a greater distance than the other, Justin still had his trusty Moltres to get there.&quot; and the club lives on!!<br /> <br /> THE END<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> '''''Marrying Reshiram'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> -- Paw Paw Michigan at Justin's house...<br /> <br /> Justin and Jasmin sit at the kitchen counter discussing and trying to figure out how to get Justin married to a Reshiram with a Zekrom being Justin's Best Man. <br /> <br /> Jasmin says to Justin, &quot;Why don't we try the Reshiram and the Zekrom that has been seen all over Paw Paw the last few months?&quot; Justin replies with &quot;You mean the ones that the news claimed that Paw Paw was where the Reshiram and the Zekrom decided to call their home?&quot; Jasmin says back to Justin, &quot;I haven't heard that but I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same Reshiram &amp; Zekrom. There aren't any others around.&quot; <br /> <br /> Jasmin's friend Candy steps in and says &quot;nice! That's a brilliant idea, Jasmin! Let's go into town and ask around. Someone in Paw Paw might have recently spotted those two Pokemon&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;But I only have a two seater in my car; one of us is going to have to stay back.&quot; Jasmin stated. Justin responds with &quot;are you forgetting something?&quot; &quot;What?&quot; Jasmin asks. Justin continues &quot;I have my Moltres, I'll ride her, and you two take the car&quot; Jasmin facepalms herself and says &quot;That's right!!!! I totally forgot about Justin's Moltres that he rides!&quot;<br /> <br /> Candy and Jasmin take their vehicle while Justin follows riding his Moltres. They reach the main intersection in Paw Paw then go a couple blocks down further onto a side street. The two gets out of the car and Moltres lands and Justin gets off Moltres. The three are greeted by a police officer.<br /> <br /> The Police officer asks, &quot;Do you three need something?&quot; Jasmin replies, &quot;We are looking for the Reshiram and the Zekrom around here. Justin here wants to marry the Reshiram.&quot; the police officer responds with. &quot;He wants to marry a Reshiram? Justin replies, &quot;Yes I do.&quot; &quot;Suit yourself, I wouldn't do that, but Pokemon/human marriage is legal in Michigan so I can't stop you.&quot; the officer replies. Then he continues with &quot;what do you need the Zekrom for, then?&quot; Jasmin says &quot;Justin wants to...&quot; Jasmin was interrupted by Justin, &quot;I want the Zekrom to be the Best Man at my wedding&quot; &quot;I see.&quot; says the officer, &quot;I think the guy at &quot;That Coffee Place&quot; down the road mentioned seeing them recently&quot; &quot;Thanks&quot; the group says then they walk to That Coffee Place&quot;<br /> <br /> The three walk into the coffee shop and are greeted by the man behind the counter. &quot;Welcome to That Coffee Place, can I interest you in our French Vanilla Cup 'o Joe?&quot; he asks. Justin says &quot;no, we are looking for the Reshiram and the Zekrom who's been in Paw Paw for the last few months. I was told you recently seen them.&quot; the man responds, &quot;oh yes, they went into Kalamazoo to do something downtown.&quot; Justin says &quot;thanks, we're looking for them so I can marry a Reshiram with a Zekrom being the Best Man at the wedding.&quot; &quot;No prob.&quot; says the guy behind the counter.<br /> <br /> The group walks out of the coffee shop and back to the car. &quot;Ok let's head to downtown Kalamazoo. You follow on Moltres, Justin.&quot; says Jasmin. The two go into Kalamazoo. It took 25 minutes to get there.<br /> <br /> &quot;Let's ask someone here in the Radisson Hotel, here.&quot; Justin says. Jasmin and Candy go into the Hotel and talks to the clerk &quot;hey, we're looking for a Reshiram and a Zekrom that needed to get something done here in Kalamazoo.&quot; the clerk responds. &quot;The Zekrom is at Kalamazoo Metal Recyclers, to do some of his own experiments with electricity. Don't know where the Reshiram is though.&quot; Candy says &quot;thanks!&quot; <br /> <br /> The two girls walk out and tell Justin what they found out. &quot;Let's go there; if Zekrom is still there, he'll probably know where Reshiram is.&quot; Justin states. The three head over there.<br /> <br /> Zekrom is here! I see him standing in front of that huge pile of metal.&quot; Justin says. The three go and talk to them.<br /> <br /> &quot;Hey, Zekrom.&quot; Justin addresses Zekrom. &quot;Can't you see I'm busy, what&quot; Zekrom replies. Justin continues, &quot;Have you seen Reshiram?&quot; I want to marry a Reshiram, and you Zekrom, you'll be my Best Man at the wedding.&quot; Zekrom replies back, &quot;Haven't seen the Reshiram in three days. She's in Paw Paw.&quot; Justin says to Zekrom, &quot;we just came from Paw Paw, we were told Kalamazoo, we found you, but not Reshiram. But we'll go back to Paw Paw and search some more.&quot; &quot;I'm coming with you; I am worried about Reshiram now.&quot; Zekrom states. Justin says, &quot;you can come with, follow alongside me while I ride my Moltres back to Paw Paw.&quot;<br /> <br /> The three head back to Paw Paw, the girl's in the car, Justin riding his Moltres, Zekrom flying right next to Justin and Moltres. They return to That Coffee Place in Paw Paw.<br /> <br /> The man behind the counter greets them once again, &quot;I see your back, and did you have any luck finding the Reshiram and the Zekrom?&quot; Justin responds, &quot;We found the Zekrom but not the Reshiram, the Zekrom said the Reshiram should still be in Paw Paw.&quot; &quot;Sorry to hear, I don't know if this'll help any, but knowing Reshiram is fire type, you might what to see if the Paw Paw Fire Department knows anything.&quot; says the man behind the counter.<br /> <br /> The three walk to the fire department, and so does Zekrom, a fire fighter greets them, &quot;can I help you with something&quot; &quot;do you know the whereabouts of the Reshiram?&quot; Justin asks. The fireman responds &quot;we dealt with a lawn fire involving the Reshiram at the group home 8 blocks down. Ask them.&quot;<br /> <br /> The four go to the group home and are greeted by a girl named Dawn who owns the place. &quot;I heard your lawn was destroyed by the Reshiram recently, do you know where the Reshiram is now?&quot; Justin asks. Dawn Responds, &quot;a guy named Doug here hired a guy to throw Reshiram into Lake Michigan encaged at 4PM today in South Haven to kill it, because what it did to our lawn,&quot; <br /> <br /> Justin looks at his cell-phone clock then says, &quot;We need to hurry, we still have time to rescue Reshiram, Let go quick!!!&quot; Zekrom says in an angered voice to Dawn &quot;If we cannot get to Reshiram in time to save her, Mark My Word! I will come back here and use Bolt Strike on both you and that Doug guy!&quot;<br /> <br /> The four leave very hastily and head towards south haven. As usual the girls are in the car. Justin is riding his Moltres and Zekrom flying right next to Justin and Moltres.<br /> <br /> five miles into the trip, Justin receives a CB call from his friend Kayla, &quot;hey Justin, I heard what is going on, and how you need to rescue Reshiram, I have a warning for you, your rival on Zapdos is in the Bangor area, which you'll be passing by, be aware and be on the lookout for her, you don't need an attack race challenge when there is an emergency like this!!&quot; Kayla warns Justin. &quot;Ten Four, I Copy&quot; Justin responds<br /> <br /> Another 10 miles Justin reaches the Bangor area, he sees his rival flying parallel to him in a distance, Justin quiets his Moltres. Justin and his rival fly parallel for another 5 miles while Justin gets more nervous, until his rival comes in to land somewhere. Justin and Zekrom gain altitude to avoid being spotted from the ground. Another few miles Justin declares himself safe. The party travels 10 more miles and reaches the big Lake Michigan. Moltres and Justin land on the beach, and so does Zekrom.<br /> <br /> &quot;We're not too late!&quot; Justin yells. The helicopter with Reshiram in the cage is hovering above the water. Reshiram roars loudly and angrily. Zekrom says. &quot;Reshiram can talk like I can but she's probably too scared and angered to speak, so she is just roaring. But how do we free her?&quot; &quot;Zekrom you get close enough to the cage, Monitor Reshiram and calm her down, I'll get on my Moltres and try to take on the copter, you catch Reshiram, and then bring her to safety.&quot; Justin replies. &quot;Zekrom then replies back, &quot;Good Plan, let's put this in action&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin gets on Moltres and flies towards the copter, Moltres blows fire continuously to destroy the copter, the copter fires back. &quot;Justin, Be careful. The copter is armed.&quot; Zekrom yells.<br /> <br /> After 20 minutes the copter is destroyed. Reshiram's cage falls. &quot;Gotcha&quot; Zekrom grabs the cage and takes it to the beach. Reshiram slowly calms down.<br /> <br /> Justin frees the Reshiram, and adores Reshiram's pretty blue eyes. Reshiram thanks Justin endlessly and hugs Justin with its wings. &quot;Is there anything and I mean anything I can do for you? You saved my life. Reshiram pleaded. Justin responds, &quot;I want your hand or in this case your wing in marriage.&quot; &quot;Done!&quot; Reshiram says. &quot;The Zekrom will be my Best Man at our wedding.&quot; Justin Continues. &quot;I like that, thanks for choosing my best friend.&quot; said Reshiram.<br /> <br /> A couple of Months later Justin and Reshiram get married and Zekrom was the Best Man at the wedding. The Pastor says his words; Justin and Reshiram kiss, and were pronounced husband and Wife. They loved each other and lived a happy long successful Pokemon/human marriage.<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> '''''Married Reshiram Interview'''''<br /> {{story|<br /> The radio announcer speaks, &quot;Next up, we are going to talk to a man who married a Pokémon. Yes, really. We will be back after a word from our sponsors.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;Commercial break&gt;<br /> <br /> The radio announcer continues &quot;Welcome back to Pokémon Alternative 99.7 FM. in the studio we have a man named Justin Coolidge, who said &quot;I Do.&quot; with a Reshiram. Is this right, Justin?&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin responds, &quot;Yes, I did marry a Reshiram. In fact our love is strong.&quot;<br /> <br /> The announcer asks, &quot;What is it like being married to a Fire Type Pokémon?&quot;<br /> <br /> Justin responds, &quot;I cannot count the amount of times I was asked that same very question. Well anyway, I don't really think it is any different that a typical marriage. Aside from my Reshiram wife can keep me warm in winter. I hate cold temperatures.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Is this the only reason why you married a Reshiram?&quot; asked the announcer. You don't find too many Pokémon/human marriages, there is got to be some reason.&quot; asked the announcer<br /> <br /> Justin responds, &quot;No! I love Reshiram and she loves me, it is more just her keeping me warm. It's true love!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;You love your Pokémon wife don't you&quot; asked the announcer &quot;even though she is a Pokémon&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Yes I do, love is love, it doesn't matter if one is a human and the other is a Pokémon, as long as you love each other.&quot; Justin replied<br /> <br /> &quot;so, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?&quot; asked the announcer<br /> <br /> &quot;No actually, it makes it more interesting actually. Especially the love making. As for Reshiram being so powerful, she is overly protective of me and I like it.&quot; Justin answered<br /> <br /> The radio station phone rings and the announcer's assistant answers it. Justin's wife Reshiram is at the other end of the line.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Hey, Corey&quot; (the announcer's name) &quot;this is Justin's wife, Reshiram. Yeah we love each other lots, and I protect him with dear life. I have been listening to your conversation with my husband. As you said, I am a powerful legendary Pokémon and that is why I protect him. 80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack. So I am overly protective of him.&quot; Justin's wife Reshiram explains<br /> <br /> &quot;That's right!&quot; Justin says &quot;it is a dangerous world out there with lots of powerful Pokémon&quot;<br /> <br /> The announcer asks, &quot;How did you two meet?&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;We met when my foot was trapped in a trap. And Justin freed me. I never left his side since. Our relationship just grew and grew until it became love. Thankfully, Pokémon/human marriage is legal in our area.&quot; Reshiram explained<br /> <br /> Justin adds, &quot;It was like we were meant for each other, every day and ever minute we just clicked.&quot; I wonder if Arceus had that trap thing happen for a reason!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I was wondering that myself! You see announcer? It is things like that that proves we were meant to be!&quot; Reshiram stated<br /> <br /> &quot;Totally amazing!&quot; the announcer said loudly &quot;I have never heard of Pokémon/human marriage that was meant to be!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Now you have!&quot; Reshiram and Justin said at the same time.<br /> <br /> Agai... Justin and Reshiram start talking at the same time. &quot;Go ahead, Reshiram&quot; Justin says<br /> <br /> Reshiram continues, &quot;See how we said that at the same time, another example! You are seeing examples just on this radio interview you are having with Justin. You have to be convinced by now!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I am!&quot; the announcer stated. &quot;I am impressed&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Pokémon/Human marriages do work!&quot; Justin says<br /> <br /> &quot;Yes they do, you are 100% Justin&quot; Reshiram adds<br /> <br /> &quot;You are more love in your Pokémon/Human marriage than some of those Human/Human traditional marriages.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Exactly!&quot; Reshiram and Justin says at the same time<br /> <br /> The announcer says &quot;I guess another example; you two just said that at the same time again! Holy cow!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;We love each other&quot; they both say at the same time again<br /> <br /> &quot;OK, I know for a fact now it is meant to be!&quot; you know each other like a book!&quot; the announcer says &quot; well that's all the time we have right now, thank you for listening to Pokémon Alternative 99.7. And lets all thank Justin and Reshiram for this interview.&quot;<br /> <br /> After the whole radio show is over and the ratings were in. the interview gets high ratings.<br /> |#B0F0B0|#efefff}}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> Weren't they [[No|amazing]]?<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{cg|Sing With Me, Reshiram!|justinrpggallery|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Justincard.jpg|Oh lordy.<br /> Image:Justinunder.jpg|No words for this one.<br /> Image:Lovereshiram.jpg|I looooove Reshiraaaaam.<br /> Image:Bengaljustin.jpg|Why is he so damn helpless?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Justinaddict.jpg|100% original artwork.<br /> Image:Justindeviantart.jpg|DAMN IT, I SAID IT'S ORGINIAL!!<br /> Image:Justinshiva.jpg|[[Hoverhand|Sexy]].<br /> Image:Fearowhat.jpg|You're in public, God damn it.<br /> Image:Justindragon.jpg|Yeah, he's not gonna win.<br /> Image:Justinthiana.jpg|How many girlfriends does he think he has?<br /> Image:Lugiajesus.jpg|Lugia bows before Jesus. Wait... what?<br /> Image:Andyjustinrpg.png|Fanart by [[Shmorky]]<br /> Image:justinabbeyroad.jpg|All you need is ''looooooove''<br /> Image:Navyjustinrpg.jpeg|And I mean all, every last bit<br /> Image:Justincat2.jpg|Just in case you didn't believe it when I called him a furry<br /> Image:Justinriding2.jpg|What happened to his feet!?<br /> Image:Justinvore.jpg|Justin is actually aroused by this<br /> Image:Justinlickitung.jpg|Notice the tiger...<br /> Image:Justinrpgrydia.jpg|Because you haven't seen enough of his unbirthing pictures<br /> Image:Justindragon2.jpg|I'll say it again: He's over 30.<br /> Image:Justinrpgrpg.jpg|Justin has probably imagined being eaten by everyone of these things<br /> Image:JustinRPGReshiramVore.jpg|[[No|Delicious]].<br /> Image:JustinRPGReshiramsMouth.jpg|In the mouth of Reshiram...<br /> Image:JustinRPGReshiramsStomach.jpg|...and into its stomach.<br /> Image:JustinRPGReshiramUrinate.jpg|Now the city's water supply is poisoned with one of Justin's fetishes.<br /> Image:JustinRPG7Wives.jpg|Justin and the seven wives.<br /> Image:JustinRPGCelestia.jpg|No surprise that he's a [[brony]].<br /> Image:JustinRPGSimsFreeplay.jpg|Is that a [[The Sims|Sims]] version of Martina Big?<br /> Image:JustinRPGTinkerbell.jpg|Fairy shrink fetish with [[Disney|Tinkerbell]].<br /> Image:JustinRPGFairyShrink.jpg|More fairy shrink fetishes.<br /> Image:JustinRPGUndertale.jpg|Justin in a [[Undertale]] style determination to be turned on by Pokemon vore fetishes when in reality he's going to have a bad time.<br /> Image:JustinRPGFF7Facesit.jpg|Wants to be facesit by [[Final Fantasy VII]] characters.<br /> Image:JustinRPGReshiramTattoo.jpg|In the history of autism, [https://my.mixtape.moe/vfwjrj.mp4 Justin finally gets a tattoo of the love of his life].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Alix Henriol]] - Who believes herself to be married to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<br /> *[[Aspie]]<br /> *[[Chris-chan]]<br /> *[[DrMusic2]]<br /> *[[Lord Foxworth]] - A freak obsessed with anime characters, particularly from [[Nichijou]].<br /> *[[Onigojirakaiju]]<br /> *[[Pokémon]]<br /> *[[Realmrsoptimusprime]] - A freak who thinks she's married to a giant robot.<br /> *[[Timbox]] - Married to a minor character from a children's cartoon<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://justinrpg.deviantart.com/ JustinRPG on DeviantArt]&lt;/s&gt; [[BALEETED|Closed down]] or [[banned]] during [[butthurt|a fit of butthurt]].<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/justinrpg/ JustinRPG on YouTube]&lt;/s&gt; Same as above.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/justinrpg/ JustinRPG on Furaffinity]&lt;/s&gt; You guessed it.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://twitter.com/justinrpg JustinRPG on Twitter]&lt;/s&gt; Yep.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://soundcloud.com/justin-coolidge-1/tracks JustinRPG on Soundcloud]&lt;/s&gt; That too.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://myworld.ebay.com/justinrpg/?_trksid=p4340.l2559 JustinRPG on eBay]&lt;/s&gt; Correct-a-mondo.<br /> *[https://www.facebook.com/Moltres.Rider Justin Coolidge on Facebook]<br /> *[http://www.myspace.com/justinrpg Justin Coolidge on MySpace] - Inactive<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.myfconline.com/justinrpg He's not only married with a Pokémon]&lt;/s&gt; Website on break since 11/23/2015.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=254195 His account on a Pokémon forum]&lt;/s&gt; And lastly, yes.<br /> <br /> ===Active Links===<br /> *{{reddituser|Arceist_Justin}}<br /> *{{kf|457|JustinRPG's Kiwi Farms Thread}}<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?sd74yt9acrowr9m A collection of Justin's music] - Still available for download.<br /> *[https://www.roblox.com/users/38838007/profile JustinRPG on Roblox]<br /> <br /> {{DA}}<br /> {{furries}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{aspies}}<br /> {{pokemon}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Furries]]<br /> [[Category:DeviantART]]<br /> [[Category:Pokemon]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous&diff=1952106 2026-04-26T19:09:22Z

<p>Couscous: /* Wiki-related */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> *[[Technoblade]] - Made for yaro<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann<br /> *[[Mikel White]]<br /> *[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]]<br /> *[[Breadtube]]<br /> *[[Hodgetwins]]<br /> <br /> === Templates I made ===<br /> *Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)<br /> *Sektur/Sekturtard<br /> <br /> == &lt;font color=&quot;#fea2ff&quot;&gt;For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~&lt;/font&gt; ==<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]<br /> [[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA336A&quot;&gt;i can't keep pushing this down any deeper<br /> <br /> why do I keep trying if i cant keep her<br /> <br /> every move i make<br /> <br /> Is just another mistake<br /> <br /> I wonder what it would take<br /> <br /> bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body<br /> <br /> like theres a hole inside my heart<br /> <br /> its like this feelings gonna consume me<br /> <br /> if i keep waiting for this thing to start<br /> <br /> Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == More info about Cous ==<br /> <br /> === Things I like ===<br /> *[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]<br /> *[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior<br /> *[[Zoe Quinn]]<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[Dragon Ball Z]]<br /> *[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]<br /> <br /> === Things I hate ===<br /> *[[TCC]]<br /> <br /> === Idols ===<br /> *[[Weev]]<br /> *[[Peter Scully]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.<br /> *[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.<br /> *[[BG Kumbi]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]]<br /> *[[MarioMario456]]<br /> *[[Mumkey Jones]]<br /> *[[Terry A. Davis]]<br /> <br /> ===EDiots I've successfully trolled===<br /> *[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - he even added me to his article awww<br /> *[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]]<br /> *[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool<br /> *[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol<br /> *[[Pedro J. Garcia]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]]<br /> *[[User:Crowcaw|Crow]] - btw youre a massive tard faggot pedophile lmaoooo<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Honorary Aryan]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}<br /> *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.<br /> <br /> [[File:edgelordcharlie.gif|300px|right]]<br /> [[File:tomgween.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Tom Green]] answering my call]]<br /> [[File:With_artisanal-style_sourdough_crust_and_sun-ripened_tomatoes_from_Northern_Italy,_Suprema_is_fr.mp4|thumb|Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get]]<br /> [[File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.]]<br /> [[File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Blackberry.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. 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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Technoblade&diff=1952100 2026-04-26T18:51:21Z

<p>Couscous: /* Legacy Edition */</p> <hr /> <div>{{rainbow|#TechnobladeDeservedIt}}<br /> [[File:technoface1.png|thumb|200px|Notice how aspie he looks.]]<br /> '''Technoblade'''{{Christian}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexander''' (nobody actually knows his last name)) is a dead [[Minecraft]] YouTuber known for his skill in the Hypixel Minecraft PVP game, Skywars.<br /> <br /> Like other Minecraft YouTubers, Techno started his YouTube career as an edgy teenager, preferring at the time to play [[Roblox]] and [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]]. But he first started getting really popular after collabing with [[Dream]], being a part of Chipple Dipple's SMP, and the start of Techno's video series the &quot;Potato Wars&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==[[Aids|Cancer]]==<br /> {{Quote|Buy dat merch|A quote from Techno's [[Jake Paul|father]]}}<br /> [[File:technofanart.png|200px|thumb]]<br /> Sometime during his popularity he got super [[AIDS]], also known as [[cancer]]. This was scientifically proven to have happened because of &quot;consuming too much bullshit on the computer&quot;.<br /> <br /> He would then succumb to the AIDs and thus ensued the forced &quot;legacy&quot; of Techno. His father, referred to as &quot;TechnoDad&quot; by his fans, would start the grieving process by putting up numerous merchandise of Techno up for sale.<br /> <br /> ==Legacy Edition==<br /> Like anything [[shit|great]] that dies out, somebody is bound to rape it till their &quot;legacy&quot; is nothing more then a marketing ploy.<br /> <br /> TommyInnit is the annoying ass little brother of most [[DreamSMP]] members, with his humor being the classic loud equals funny children's content formula. <br /> Tommy was friends with Techno due to his connections with Dream, and after his death would make numerous videos cashing in on this fact.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;sRF2C04WOxc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''PLZ CRY I EVEN PUT SAD DISNEY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Another one of his SMP buttbuddies, [[Dream]] even made a song [[Bawwwwww]]ing about how much he missed him. Technoblade's Jewish father even appears in the music video. Unlike Tommy, nobody likes Dream, and he would actually face backlash because of this, with twitterfags saying he was exploiting Techno's death.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AdfQUtbAlao&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Mojang themselves have also hopped on the bandwagon of Techno dickriding, by featuring him in official Minecraft media. Being added to the official Minecraft launchers loading screen.<br /> <br /> Most infamously in the lulzy Minecraft Movie.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;gjoQ9Zwxp7Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fanbase==<br /> Since he played a game meant for children, he was bound to attract that audience, making up the majority of the retards who comment #TechnobladeNeverDies under all of his videos or anything related to him.<br /> <br /> ===How to Troll his fans===<br /> You can counter-act their autism of a hashtag by posting the far superior, &quot;#TechnobladeDeservedIt&quot; which will make any Techno fan sperg out and cry to you about how he was a legend or something.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AAsDzxIwWn8&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Really That Great?==<br /> Short answer kinda.<br /> If you think being good at vidya games is an accomplishment that should be praised for the ages, then type F in chat, for &quot;I'm a faggot&quot;.<br /> <br /> But truthfully the only impressive thing he did was dying at a young age, world record anyone?<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;5qjnDd1rsII&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:technoface2.png<br /> File:finnstertechno.png|[[Tranny|F1nn5ter]] cosplaying as him. NNGGGGHHHH SOO HOT!<br /> File:javaloadingscreen.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Yt|Technoblade}}<br /> *{{Twitter|Technothepig}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Dream]]<br /> *[[Jellybean]]<br /> *[[Metokur]]<br /> *[[Mr Beast]]<br /> *[[Totalbiscuit]]<br /> <br /> {{Gaming}}<br /> {{Youtubeseries}}<br /> {{Christianity}}<br /> {{Stub}}<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Technoblade&diff=1952099 2026-04-26T18:48:05Z

<p>Couscous: commissionn for yaro. i will add more to it when i can, im in a bit of a rush</p> <hr /> <div>{{rainbow|#TechnobladeDeservedIt}}<br /> [[File:technoface1.png|thumb|200px|Notice how aspie he looks.]]<br /> '''Technoblade'''{{Christian}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Alexander''' (nobody actually knows his last name)) is a dead [[Minecraft]] YouTuber known for his skill in the Hypixel Minecraft PVP game, Skywars.<br /> <br /> Like other Minecraft YouTubers, Techno started his YouTube career as an edgy teenager, preferring at the time to play [[Roblox]] and [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]]. But he first started getting really popular after collabing with [[Dream]], being a part of Chipple Dipple's SMP, and the start of Techno's video series the &quot;Potato Wars&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==[[Aids|Cancer]]==<br /> {{Quote|Buy dat merch|A quote from Techno's [[Jake Paul|father]]}}<br /> [[File:technofanart.png|200px|thumb]]<br /> Sometime during his popularity he got super [[AIDS]], also known as [[cancer]]. This was scientifically proven to have happened because of &quot;consuming too much bullshit on the computer&quot;.<br /> <br /> He would then succumb to the AIDs and thus ensued the forced &quot;legacy&quot; of Techno. His father, referred to as &quot;TechnoDad&quot; by his fans, would start the grieving process by putting up numerous merchandise of Techno up for sale.<br /> <br /> ==Legacy Edition==<br /> Like anything [[shit|great]] that dies out, somebody is bound to rape it till their &quot;legacy&quot; is nothing more then a marketing ploy.<br /> <br /> TommyInnit is the annoying ass little brother of most [[DreamSMP]] members, with his humor being the classic loud equals funny children's content formula. <br /> Tommy was friends with Techno due to his connections with Dream, and after his death would make numerous videos cashing in on this fact.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;sRF2C04WOxc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''PLZ CRY I EVEN PUT SAD DISNEY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Another one of his SMP buttbuddies, [[Dream]] even made a song [[Bawwwwww]]ing about how much he missed him. Technoblade's Jewish father even appears in the music video.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AdfQUtbAlao&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Mojang themselves have also hopped on the bandwagon of Techno dickriding, by featuring him in official Minecraft media. Being added to the official Minecraft launchers loading screen.<br /> <br /> Most infamously in the lulzy Minecraft Movie.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;gjoQ9Zwxp7Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fanbase==<br /> Since he played a game meant for children, he was bound to attract that audience, making up the majority of the retards who comment #TechnobladeNeverDies under all of his videos or anything related to him.<br /> <br /> ===How to Troll his fans===<br /> You can counter-act their autism of a hashtag by posting the far superior, &quot;#TechnobladeDeservedIt&quot; which will make any Techno fan sperg out and cry to you about how he was a legend or something.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;AAsDzxIwWn8&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Really That Great?==<br /> Short answer kinda.<br /> If you think being good at vidya games is an accomplishment that should be praised for the ages, then type F in chat, for &quot;I'm a faggot&quot;.<br /> <br /> But truthfully the only impressive thing he did was dying at a young age, world record anyone?<br /> <br /> ==Videos==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;5qjnDd1rsII&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:technoface2.png<br /> File:finnstertechno.png|[[Tranny|F1nn5ter]] cosplaying as him. NNGGGGHHHH SOO HOT!<br /> File:javaloadingscreen.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Yt|Technoblade}}<br /> *{{Twitter|Technothepig}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Dream]]<br /> *[[Jellybean]]<br /> *[[Metokur]]<br /> *[[Mr Beast]]<br /> *[[Totalbiscuit]]<br /> <br /> {{Gaming}}<br /> {{Youtubeseries}}<br /> {{Christianity}}<br /> {{Stub}}<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Technofanart.png&diff=1952098 2026-04-26T18:35:28Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Technoface1.png&diff=1952096 2026-04-26T18:17:32Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Brittany_Venti&diff=1952080 2026-04-26T17:21:20Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{gotis}}<br /> {{Template:Ewhore}}<br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;oECDUTLDb5k&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ff6666|background=#ff6666|margin=auto}}<br /> {{center|[[File:Averageventifan.png]]}}<br /> {{center|&lt;big&gt;'''The average Brittany Venti fan'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> [[File:Brittany Venti apparently.jpg|thumb|OMG, SHUDDUP TROLLS!!!1 IM SO HOT PAY ME MONEY PL0X!!!1one]]<br /> [[File:Ventiandsid.jpg|thumb|300px|[[A challenger appears]]!]]<br /> '''Brittany Venti''' (or '''[[Powerword|Brittany Deer]]''') is an edgy {{age|1997|2|21}} year old [[drumpf|trumpette]] thief that makes streams pandering to lonely betas on 4chan by flashing her [[tits|cleavage]] on &lt;s&gt;[[Twitch]]&lt;/s&gt;{{ytlink|eA2HiqEJ1XA|(LUL BANNED)}} for 30 year old virgins. When she's not playing as target practice for horny teens, she's trolling libtards epic style, her most notable example of this is when she went on Shia LaBeouf's [[He Will Not Divide Us]] stream and... screamed like an [[autist]] and got pick-pocketed by someone right in front of her face. The reason for this being that her eyes are too far off to the side to see anything in front of her.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> Despite believing that she is original and [[USI|coined edgy trolling]] by girls on [[Twitch]], she is a shameless rip-off of [[Shoe0nHead|every]] [[Lauren Southern|other]] [[Evalion|e-whore]] that thinks they're the first to come up with the idea of an edgy girl on the internet that can appeal to [[chan]] culture. Unlike every other e-whore, she isn't actually attractive so she compensates by having her tits right in front of the screen as if [[DO NOT WANT|anybody wants to see them]].&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> To better connect with the people &lt;s&gt;that jerk off to her videos&lt;/s&gt; interested in [[Cancer|meme culture]], she piggybacks on other bigger e-celebs (such as [[LeafyIsHere]] and [[Baked Alaska]]) success by flirting with them and trying to get into their pants (even while being in a relationship) and promptly leaves once she is either called out or [[LeafyIsHere|said e-celeb]] falls from &quot;grace&quot; and has to get a real job while the internet forgets about them and Tittany hopes that they also forget about her shameless dick sucking to weasel her way into the top. Here's a fun game: [[DO IT FAGGOT|Ask her about why she tried dating Leafy and see how long it takes her to block you]].<br /> <br /> ==Online presence==<br /> When Brittany first visited the [[interwebs]], she gained her own online presence by being known as &quot;that annoying streamer&quot; and was seen as a [[lolcow]] being a massive source for [[lulz]], that is until it turned out that [[no shit|she was a troll all along]] and she was just joking, then she became known as &quot;that annoying streamer that thinks she's funny&quot;, which is a much more fitting title.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> After she announced that she was just a troll, this lead many [[4chan|people who were into trolling culture]] to visit her stream, after all a [[ugly|hot]] [[trap|girl]] likes [[troll]]ing too? [[ZOMG]] how [[retarded|amazing]]! Luckily this didn't last for too long and internet virgins found [[Shoe0nHead|another edgy millennial to jerk off to]], but that didn't stop her from thinking she was the newest fad in [[fag|chan]] culture, as she constantly uses bastardizations of their words, for example, she would say &quot;[[reddit|normie]]&quot; instead of &quot;[[NORP|normalfag]]&quot;, just in case she doesn't hurt the feelings of any [[faggots]] that may [[fap|jerk off]] to her videos confusing her for a [[man]].<br /> <br /> {{Collapsegallery|The Sharktank|venti2|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:brittany venti is facially deformed deformed.jpg<br /> File:brittany_venti_shark.jpg<br /> File:Brittany_venti_accurate_art.jpg<br /> File:venti.png<br /> File:Ventishark.jpg<br /> File:brittany venti wtf.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Venti_on_stool_with_tits.jpg<br /> File:Britanny_Venti.jpg<br /> File:Brittanyventimemer.png|The irony is lost on her<br /> File:Brittanyventigurlgamer.png|LOL I'm such a girl gamer!<br /> File:Brittanyventiobvioustroll.png|People didn't realize this was a troll how?<br /> File:Brittanyventinormie2.png|Guys can't you tell I'm one of you? I hate normies too!<br /> File:Brittany_Flag.jpg<br /> File:Brittanyventisid7.png<br /> File:Brittanyventisid6.png<br /> File:Brittanyventisid5.png<br /> File:Brittanyventisid4.png<br /> File:Brittanyventisid3.png<br /> File:Brittanyventisid2.png<br /> File:Brittanyventisid1.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|border=lightblue|color=black}}<br /> <br /> ===Fanbase===<br /> Brittany's fanbase mostly consists of [[underage]] [[edge]]lord faggots that think spamming shitty [[image macros]] of [[Pepe|Pepe the frog]] is in any way funny and not contributing to &lt;s&gt;[[the cancer that is killing /b/]]&lt;/s&gt; ([[b/|/b/]] has been dead for a long time there's no coming back now). The other percentage of Venti's fanbase is [[pervert|depraved]] [[basement dwellers]] that can't afford porn so they jerk off to videos of her making an ass out of herself or [[LOL WUT|even burping]]. When they're not [[masturbating]] to her streams they're donating national incomes because they have the [[batshit insane]] idea that Brittany will [[golddigger|fall in love with them for their money]] to compensate for their [[ugly|less than pleasant demeanor]]. In reality, the emotion that she would be feeling when being hit on isn't love but pity. {{ytlink|kgf7I1Dv18w|(as said by herself, hope you enjoy donating to someone who openly hates you for giving her money)}}.<br /> <br /> ==[[He Will Not Divide Us]]==<br /> During [[The Great Meme War of 2016]], Shia LaBeouf ran a failed livestream to try and protest his presidency which lead to legions of [[pol/|/pol/acks]] to visit the livestream with the hopes of pissing off Shia and spreading their own [[shit nobody cares about|political messages that nobody cares about]]. Due to Brittany's [[attention whore|insatiable urge for attention]] she decided to go on the stream and promptly made a fool out of herself by screaming like an autist, getting robbed and then getting [[v&amp;|arrested]] all [[Fail|within the span of a week]].<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|vids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;rSmv735zr38&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;She was later released because the prison was sick of her shit<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4K7nJpH-B_s&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;2<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;jMEBl8H16P0&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;3}}<br /> |border=#ff6666|background=#ff6666}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==4CHAD/90s Kid==<br /> ===Before Brittany===<br /> Before moving to the New York City, 4Chad lived in the south and had a few previous endeavors to attempt to get online famous. One of the more popular ones was a TGWTG style movie review channel where he and his friends made crappy movie reviews of 2000s movies. Most of which were really bad and unfunny which is why the channel never ended up going anywhere.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|vids2|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;XrLRlLLjw_g&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Some notable examples of which can be found here<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;h13TW5QVGSs&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;2<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;riaRwuVAFHA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;3<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;O_AR-Qq4dCA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Some pretty bad acting by 4Chad in this one but that's probably because he has a massive boner from being tied up by another guy}}<br /> |border=#ff6666|background=#ff6666}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===The Brittany and Mason Saga===<br /> Before she got arrested at the HWNDU art project though, all was not bad for Brittany as it was here that she was able to meet her new boyfriend who was dubbed by the internet as 4chad (get it it's like [[4chan]] + [[Chad]] cuz he's [[ugly|attractive]] haha). Although this may've been good news at first, she noticed a swift drop in followers as she realized that maybe having a boyfriend isn't the best idea when you want to seem like the &quot;pure qt 4chan [[shitpost]]ing [[girl gamer|guuuurl gamer]]&quot; in front of your audience of sweaty [[incel]]s and she stopped mentioning him at all to the point of people believing they have now broken up.<br /> <br /> As time passed 4Chad decided to invite himself onto her streams to try and make himself uber famous, in turn, this just made Brittany's streams less funny. Having him hang around the streams ended up in fewer donations mostly because her average viewer doesn't like thinking about her with a boyfriend. To try and get him to stop she got him to start stream under the very unfunny Twitch username {{twitch|eye_love_danger}}. After about a month of streaming on and off, he ended up getting himself banned because he decided to do an ISIS stream where he put a headscarf on and pretended to be Muslim. To the shock of no one, this got him banned from Twitch({{waybackvid|EyeLoveDangerStreams|Most of these streams can be found here}}). After this he moved to {{yt|c|UCPyiHuCVNpCJUZtqTPsf_Mg|Youtube}} to stream for two streams after which he quit streaming because no one wanted to watch him.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|vids3|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3MHxHTV9aMM&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Some examples of them streaming together<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;xpHh7U7Xg9Y&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;2<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;rWd0cjBPxVc&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;3}}<br /> |border=#ff6666|background=#ff6666}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===After Brittany===<br /> On July 7th, 2018 Brittany made a tweet about how she [[Bullshit|&quot;would try streaming again soon&quot; and that she would need to &quot;take some time off&quot;]]. To the surprise of [[idiots|no one]], this was because she and Mason had broken up after Mason had gone [[apeshit]] after living with Brittany for around [[Fail|10 months]]. This most likely happened because Brittany is a [[Woman|controlling cunt]] with bad [[acne]] who made him live with [[cats]] and quit smoking. In the end, Mason ended up moving back to [[Dixie|the south]] just to get away from her and to be close to his [[mommy]].<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;WqLTOIwD6i8&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Chad exposes Brittany Venti on Killstream'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;|border=#ff6666|background=#ff6666}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Chadexposesventi.png|thumb|Brittany Venti's ex chad exposes her]]<br /> &lt;!-- 10/10 ngl --&gt;<br /> {{center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> The end of Brittany and 4chad.png|And so it ends<br /> 4ChadTriggered.png|Don't even talk to him about Brittany it Triggers him<br /> Why4chadwentcoco.png|Turns out Brittany is a control freak<br /> Saggymilk.jpg|Khazar milkers &gt; Brittany milkers<br /> Dirtythot.jpg|4cuck<br /> File:Brittany Venti Acne 2.png|Why 4chad left<br /> Brittany Venti Acne3.jpg|[[WTF]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> On July 14th she did a [[boring|&quot;memorial stream&quot;]] for Mason [[No one cares|to kill him off in her stream cannon]]. Unfortunately, this stream was lost to time because after she streams she [[Jew|deletes the stream immediately and posts them onto a pay per view site because apparently making 5 bucks a month off her paying fans wasn't enough for her Jewish ass]]. Despite this, [[Redundant|not much was lost because most of it was boring]] talking to her [[Fags|mods and &quot;friends&quot;]] and ultimately [[Redundant|nothing really happened over the 2 hour period that it took place]]. <br /> {{center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> RestInPiss4Chad.png|All that's left form that unfunny stream<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==4chan's opinions on her==<br /> [[File:4chanonventi18.png|center]]<br /> As common sense goes, [[you]]'d imagine that the girl that parades herself around as the edgy 4chan girl would be worshipped by the community she so clearly wants everybody to know she is apart of right? Wrong. In reality from browsing any of the threads she is mentioned in, apart from one [[samefag]], it's painfully obvious that everybody hates her and hates the people that bring her up just to suck her dick. Don't take this article's words on it though, see for yourself:<br /> {{collapsegallery||venti|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:4chanonbrittany1.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany2.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany3.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany4.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany5.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:4chanonbrittany6.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany7.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany8.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany9.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany10.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany12.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany11.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany13.png <br /> File:4chanonbrittany14.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany15.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany16.png<br /> File:4chanonbrittany17.png<br /> File:4chanonventi19.png<br /> File:4chanonventi20.png<br /> File:Chanonbrittany.png|Not just 4chan either<br /> File:Chanonbrittany2.png<br /> File:Chanonbrittany3.png<br /> File:Chanonbrittany4.png<br /> File:Chanonbrittany5.png<br /> File:Chanonbrittany6.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> [[TL;DR]] nobody on &lt;s&gt;4chan&lt;/s&gt; ANY [[*chan]] actually enjoys her presence.<br /> <br /> ==B&amp; from everywhere==<br /> Because Brittany is an insufferable retard she has been banned from every conceivable form of [[social media]] and [[V&amp;|even more than that]]. After her inevitable banning, she will cry to her followers and try to get help from people who she openly admits to hating like [[Keemstar]] just for her own personal benefit. She will then cry herself to sleep at the thought of not being fap fodder for her underage viewers while wondering why she was banned, not realizing the reason is because the entire world wants her to [[GTFO]] off the internet and [[prostitot|whore herself professionally]] instead of your [[butterface|average]] online [[slut]].<br /> <br /> ==Profiting off of dead people==<br /> [[File:BrittanyVenti-EtikaDeath.png|thumb|'''{{archive|cPCUT|&quot;Hey everyone, I'm sure you're all very sad that this guy died, but come look at my stream where I flash my cleavage! Don't worry, all proceeds go to breast implants charity&quot;}}''' '''{{archive|kgn7S|(archive)}}''']]<br /> <br /> On June 25, 2019, popular [[YouTube]] streamer [[Etika]] [[an hero|killed himself]] due to mental health issues. Through a sea of people who either didn't know of or didn't care about Etika faking any sense of sadness at his suicide, Brittany somehow managed to set herself apart from every other attention whore on the internet by using Etika's death as a way to draw people to watching her streams, of course because her saggy tits aren't drawing in the viewers they used to and she needs to desperately grasp at any chance at relevancy to regain her ever coveted stance as &quot;that one kinda popular annoying streamer that thinks she's funny&quot;, instead of &quot;that annoying nobody that thinks she's funny&quot;.<br /> Later she made an addendum to the tweet, informing all perturbed individuals that [[lie|all proceeds went to mental health charities]], so her directing the attention of the fans of someone who hadn't even been buried yet towards her boring cam show is completely justified 👍.<br /> <br /> ==Nudes==<br /> &lt;!-- 10/10 ngl --&gt;<br /> {{center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Britits.png<br /> File:ventits2.jpg<br /> File:VentiNipple.jpg|Her nipples are a pinkish/brownish hue.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==[[Trolls trolling trolls|How to troll the troll]]==<br /> [[File:Blockedbybrittany.jpg|thumb|[[Epic win]]]]<br /> [[File:nobra.png|thumb|She forgot her push up bra]]<br /> Even though Brittany will frequently pester others online and call it &quot;[[fail|trolling]]&quot;, she is quite possibly one of the easiest [[no|people]] to troll on the internet. Here's a list of all the things you can say to her/show her to get blocked in a matter of minutes:<br /> *Ask her why she tried to e-date [[LeafyIsHere]]<br /> *Compare her to Sid the Sloth from Ice Age (she jokes about it but gets super butthurt whenever someone else makes the comparison)<br /> *Show her the n00dz posted above and wait for her to claim they're faked before blocking you<br /> *Call her a [[normie]]<br /> *Tell her that [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|she's using memes incorrectly]]<br /> *Ask her why she tried leech from BritbongReturns<br /> *Tell her she's [[unfunny]]<br /> *Tell her that her persona is unfunny<br /> *Tell her that her boyfriend is [[fugly]] (and probably unfunny too)<br /> **Get in contact with her boyfriend and tell him that [[oxymoron|4chad]] is a retarded name<br /> *Tell her that she isn't an [[MBTI|INTP]]<br /> *Explain to her that she's the type of [[whore]] that the [[4chan|community]] she tries to pander to hates so much<br /> *Show her that everyone on every chan secretly hates her<br /> *Tell her that the only person on 4chan that likes her is one [[Batshit insane|schizophrenic]] [[samefag]]<br /> *[[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|Say that 4chan is dead]]<br /> *Say that the only people that watch her videos are [[13 year old boys]]<br /> **Go on to tell her that the only reason they watch her is because their parents blocked [[Porn]]hub on their computers<br /> *Tell her that her behavior goes against her supposed political views<br /> *[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?|Ask her if English is her first language]]<br /> *Convince [[Twitch]] to [[ban]] her again<br /> *Call her a [[millennials|millennial]]<br /> *Tell her {{twitch|kaceytron|Kaceytron}} is funnier than her<br /> *Make fun of her dead parents<br /> *Ask her how she broke up with 4chad.<br /> *Make fun of her acne.<br /> *Tell her she has saggy tits<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;63_hY6LXmhw&lt;/youtube&gt;|border=#ff6666|background=#ff6666|margin=auto}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Brittany doesn't like this article==<br /> <br /> [[File:BritED.png|center]]<br /> <br /> ==Before becoming a tit flashing whore==<br /> &lt;!-- 10/10 ngl --&gt;<br /> {{center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (1).jpg<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (2).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (3).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (4).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (5).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (6).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (7).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (8).png<br /> File:Brittanyventikid (9).png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> [[File:Brittany Venti Saggytits.png|thumb]]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[[Twitch]] - Where she dwells&lt;/s&gt; In a constant spiral of being banned and unbanned because Twitch can't decide whether or not she's fappable enough to make them money<br /> *[[Le 56% face]] <br /> *[[Steven Bonnell II]]<br /> *[[Shoe0nhead]]<br /> <br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|brittanyventi|Her Twitch}}&lt;/s&gt; banned<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|lollipopninja}} Original twitch&lt;/s&gt; banned like her venti account<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|eye_love_danger}} 4Chad's Twitch&lt;/s&gt; {{ytlink|twugMWKoGs4|Banned because he joined ISIS}}<br /> *{{yt|c|UCLGRZ0xSaBMIUmtn8wkPP3w|Her YouTube}}<br /> *{{yt|c|UC9-JZPFdactXFmQ7wq9rZjQ|Her secondary channel}}<br /> *{{yt|c|UCquA3PbbP3LPdUXwpcjbSoA|StreamSpot}} 2016 [[Keemstar]] [[jew|rip off]] ([[Millennials|inactive because it was &quot;took to much work&quot; for her lazy ass]])<br /> *{{yt|c|UCZfEICkP2OUts5-LXZ_Flig|Lolli Popninja}} her original YouTube dead since 2014<br /> *{{yt|c|UCPyiHuCVNpCJUZtqTPsf_Mg|FREEMASON77}} 4Chad's Streaming YouTube<br /> *{{twitter|BrittanyVenti|Her Twitter}}<br /> *{{twitter|britdeer|Her secondary Twitter}}<br /> *{{instagram|brittanyventi|Her Instagram}} (Try not to vomit)<br /> *{{instagram|brittanywears|Her secondary Instagram}} (Because she needs all the attention she can get)<br /> *{{facebook|BrittanyVentiTV}} Zombie account(just posts automatic links to [[jewtube|YouTube]] [[Shit|videos]])<br /> <br /> {{Whores}}<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{youtubeseries}}<br /> {{Sektur}}<br /> {{altright}}<br /> {{afro}}<br /> {{timeline|Featured article March 7 &amp; March 8, [[2018]]|[[Dianne Feinstein]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bruce Jenner]]}}<br /> [[Category:YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Pkrussl&diff=1951993 2026-04-26T08:53:10Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> [[File:PKR.png|thumb|250px|The man in real life.]]<br /> '''Pkrussl''' ([[Powerword]]: '''James Parker Russel''') is a pizza-faced, semi-popular [[gay]] YouTube [[Child Porn|cub fur]] [[pedophile|fetishist]] from [[Florida]] that makes videos centered around [[old|2016-style]] &quot;CRINGE COMPILATIONS!!!!&quot;. These videos could be about [[furry]] [[drama]], or [[animation meme]] &quot;reviews&quot; where he displays a complete lack of understanding of both the terms &quot;[[anime|animation]]&quot; and &quot;[[meme]]&quot;, while also shitting on the retards that for some reason watch him as they send in their barely-animated short clips. The only redeemable part of Parker's content is the editing which is, even then, only passable.<br /> <br /> ==Animation Meme Review==<br /> One of his more popular series. In this he, like any [[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube reviewer/commentator]] proves correct the saying &quot;those who cannot do, bitch&quot; as the majority of the series is him yelling at the top of his already [[STFU|shrill voice]] in [[virgin with rage|genuine tard anger]] that children can't animate, while also not &quot;reviewing&quot; any of the clips he claims to, instead resorting to repeating the word &quot;DISGUSTING&quot; without adding anything interesting or insightful. To add further insult to injury, he seriously believes that his series is the be-all-end-all of reviews despite not knowing the meaning of the word &quot;meme&quot; which leads him to constantly embarrass himself whenever someone autistic enough to care about the quality of an [[internet nobodies]] content points this out to him. Despite this, he is somehow able to keep a fanbase of edgy [[12-year-old girl|tweens]] that feed him low quality animations made on an Ipad.<br /> <br /> ==(Insert media property name here) Cringe==<br /> Lame, generic Deviant Art Cringe comp show that you seen already a billion times elsewhere. <br /> <br /> ==OwO news==<br /> Generic news usually talking about [[furry]] [[drama]] or something that [[Shit no one cares about|No one cares about]] like bashing an episode a Canadian news show talking about Trampoline parks.<br /> <br /> ==Getting caught as a cub fur==<br /> In January of 2019, evidence of Pkrussl enjoying cub porn was discovered. [https://mega.nz/#!vShGSKLS!3Ea67jdEvKTmywDLC-2BmYC8TkoaS5a4ozZ1PElbb2Y Here is the evidence.]<br /> TL;DR, he got called out by a bunch of sane people, causing him to go into rage and try his best to cover it up. only his 12-year-olds fans truly believe him. He then tried to defend himself going on livestream This livestream was about 2 hours of fucking nothing too, just like his last responses. He started off by screaming (which is great) and then would attempt to start telling &quot; his explanation &quot; only to interrupt himself to read donations, which is most likely the real motivation for streaming.<br /> James pulled this story out of his ass on the spot saying that what &quot; really &quot; happened is that back in 2011-2012 when he did exclusively gaming content on YouTube and only had 15 subs, there was this guy who was &quot; obsessed with him. This &quot; guy &quot; made a bunch of profiles impersonating him and THAT guy is the one who likes cub shit. As an attempt to reverse troll the impersonator, he started to link their profiles in the description of his videos. He also claims that even though his first name is James, he never goes by it. He also claimed that his main opponent committed six year gay ops on him which is a complete [[BS]] Lie if you look into it. <br /> On top of that, Kiwi Farms user &quot;i forgot my password&quot; uncovered that James is following cub artists ON HIS OWN DAMN MAIN TWITTER ACCOUNT.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;1XZKFnqUuXc&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Animation Meme]]<br /> *[[DeviantArt]]<br /> *[[Furfag]]<br /> *[[Gay]]<br /> *[[Kero The Wolf]]<br /> *[[Majira Strawberry]]<br /> *[[Pedophilia]]<br /> *[[YouTube]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * {{yt|u|Pkrussl}} <br /> * {{patreon|pkrussl}}<br /> * {{twitter|Pkrussl}}<br /> * {{instagram|pkrussl}}<br /> * {{kf|51782|Kiwi Farms Thread}}<br /> <br /> {{Portals|furries|gay|youtube}}<br /> {{YouTube Ranters}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:PKR.png&diff=1951992 2026-04-26T08:49:28Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Saltnigga&diff=1951990 2026-04-26T08:19:57Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:Mudfucker}}<br /> :''For my previous account, see [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Comic Sans MS&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''#ThrewMyComputerInAPondBcIGotLaughedAtOnTheInternets'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|He found this article!}}<br /> {{Exclusive}}<br /> {{Banned}}<br /> {{Retard|i love sticking my cock in mud}}<br /> {| class=&quot;boilerplate&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; id=&quot;pd&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#FF6B6B; border:2px solid #000000; padding: 0px;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;<br /> | bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;|[[File:iforonehatethisnigger.png|130px]]<br /> | &lt;font style=&quot;color:#000000; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty [[mass shooter]] articles?&lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;'''Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers.'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{Notice|If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Lolcow}}<br /> {{Aids}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Rainbow|COUSCOUS OWNS ME}}<br /> {{Spoiler|I'm a gook and will never be Aryan no matter how hard I LARP}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY MUD FETISH}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I GOT SENT TO A PSYCH WARD BECAUSE COUSCOUS LAUGHED AT ME}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I DOXED MYSELF TO GIRLONINTERNET TO GET UNBANNED FROM THE DISCORD SERVER}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> {{Gook}}<br /> {{Niggerlover}}<br /> {{Furry}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Currently in the process of doxing Couscous|Bio of one of my Discord alts}}<br /> <br /> '''I''' am a mudfucking gook, how u do?<br /> *{{Age|2009|9|22}}<br /> *[[Catholic|mudlover]]<br /> *Self admitted autism<br /> *[[Amerimutt|Mudainese]]<br /> *Mud nut<br /> *Mudhead<br /> *&lt;s&gt;Coined the term &quot;[[Tarrantula]]&quot; to refer to [[Brenton]]'s retarded fans&lt;/s&gt; No you didn't retard.<br /> *Started a page format for mudlovers like me<br /> Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.<br /> <br /> Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a mud article that's not a redirect<br /> <br /> cous finished my king von article thx bb &lt;3<br /> <br /> ==Story of Sodium==<br /> I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly.<br /> <br /> After this was found out about the ED Discord server i sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill couscous or some shit.<br /> <br /> i used to have a commentary youtube channel, but after it was found by ED I DFE.<br /> <br /> Im very obsessed with ED's own [[AlGore]], constantly talking about him to the point I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me : (<br /> <br /> I had a reddit account where i would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad i want to kill myself.<br /> <br /> ==How to troll me==<br /> <br /> I get very angy when people mock me for my mudfetish, even though i proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so dont you dare do it !<br /> <br /> Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.<br /> <br /> I told Cous if he ever made me an article i would kill myself so let's see where this brings me<br /> <br /> ==What Sodium likes==<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - was begging to talk to<br /> *Mud<br /> *Couscous - dont tell him tho<br /> *[[AlGore]] - Will never be my senpai<br /> *Mud<br /> *More mud<br /> *Mudkips<br /> *Mud<br /> <br /> ==Known Aliases==<br /> *Sodium<br /> *Sodumb and Gomoron<br /> *Antbrap<br /> *Wolfking<br /> *[[Yakub]] - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.<br /> *Caseohimpersonator<br /> *Number9999999<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 1 == <br /> I made a very shitty article about [[wikipedia:Disappearance of Asha Degree|some random missing girl]], thinking it would get the same attention as someone like [[Mitchell Henderson]]. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:sodiumdeflect.png|I tried to steer the conversation to be about [[AlGore]] LOL.<br /> File:tbytellsithowitis.png|He's right you know.<br /> File:articlesodiumlol.png|&quot;She was a pedophile&quot;? How can a kid be a pedophile?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:lulziezlolz.png|She's right you know.<br /> File:GOItrollssodium.png|#OwnedByGOI<br /> File:couslololol.png|Cous being a meanie.<br /> File:revealofsuibait.png|The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 2 ==<br /> After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by [[Robin Westman]] where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.<br /> <br /> Cous then brought up I have a mudfetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname '''Mudfucker'''.<br /> <br /> And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....&lt;span class=&quot;bold&quot; style=&quot;color:#f00;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (<br /> <br /> Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin in order to come back because, &quot;I love ED and being a part of the community&quot;. Even tho I wasn't banned and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.<br /> <br /> But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> == Update ==<br /> <br /> [[File:cousvssodiumparttwo.png|300px|center|thumb|[[PARTY HARD]]]]<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:mfss1.png<br /> File:mfss2.png<br /> File:mfss3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:mfss4.png<br /> File:mfss5.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == Contributions ==<br /> &lt;table class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Contributions&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Pages&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[.22 Long Rifle]] • [[Aco Martinović]] • [[Ali Koca]] • [[Arthur Achleitner]] • [[Beijing Birthday Bash]] • [[Bondi Beach Unjewing]] • [[Canidae family]] • [[Colin]] • [[Colin Ferguson]] • [[Colossal Biosciences]] • [[Fort Lauderdale airport shooting]] • [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] • [[Gökmen Tanis]] • [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] • [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]] • [[King Von]] • [[List of honorary Aryans]] • [[Mosque Cuck]] • [[NAFO]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] • [[Nathaniel Veltman]] • [[Phoenix Ikner]] • [[Rickard Andersson]] • [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] • [[Shiloh Hendrix]] • [[Sig Sauer]] • [[Tarrantulas]] • [[USS Liberty]] • [[Wyatt (disambiguation)]] • [[Wyatt Tomlin]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Loserinfo&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Adam Purinton]] • [[Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] • [[Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk]] • [[Avraham Ben Israel]] • [[Huu Can Tran]] • [[Lee Hung-yuan]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Sub-sections&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Faisal Hussain]] • [[Kočani nightclub fire]] • [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]]<br /> <br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> == External Links == <br /> *{{discord|u|twigsomething14}} - Send me mud!<br /> *{{Edfmember|yakub.3121|Yakub}} - EDF account, please remind me i like mud here so i dont forget.<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries}}<br /> {{lolcows}}<br /> <br /> {{corner|tl|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|tr|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|bl|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|br|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Mfss5.png&diff=1951989 2026-04-26T08:19:37Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Mfss4.png&diff=1951988 2026-04-26T08:19:35Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Saltnigga&diff=1951987 2026-04-26T08:08:11Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:Mudfucker}}<br /> :''For my previous account, see [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Comic Sans MS&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''#ThrewMyComputerInAPondBcIGotLaughedAtOnTheInternets'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|He found this article!}}<br /> {{Banned}}<br /> {{Retard|i love sticking my cock in mud}}<br /> {| class=&quot;boilerplate&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; id=&quot;pd&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#FF6B6B; border:2px solid #000000; padding: 0px;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;<br /> | bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;|[[File:iforonehatethisnigger.png|130px]]<br /> | &lt;font style=&quot;color:#000000; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty [[mass shooter]] articles?&lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;'''Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers.'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{Notice|If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Lolcow}}<br /> {{Aids}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Rainbow|COUSCOUS OWNS ME}}<br /> {{Spoiler|I'm a gook and will never be Aryan no matter how hard I LARP}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY MUD FETISH}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I GOT SENT TO A PSYCH WARD BECAUSE COUSCOUS LAUGHED AT ME}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I DOXED MYSELF TO GIRLONINTERNET TO GET UNBANNED FROM THE DISCORD SERVER}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> {{Gook}}<br /> {{Niggerlover}}<br /> {{Furry}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Currently in the process of doxing Couscous|Bio of one of my Discord alts}}<br /> <br /> '''I''' am a mudfucking gook, how u do?<br /> *{{Age|2009|9|22}}<br /> *[[Catholic|mudlover]]<br /> *Self admitted autism<br /> *[[Amerimutt|Mudainese]]<br /> *Mud nut<br /> *Mudhead<br /> *&lt;s&gt;Coined the term &quot;[[Tarrantula]]&quot; to refer to [[Brenton]]'s retarded fans&lt;/s&gt; No you didn't retard.<br /> *Started a page format for mudlovers like me<br /> Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.<br /> <br /> Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a mud article that's not a redirect<br /> <br /> cous finished my king von article thx bb &lt;3<br /> <br /> ==Story of Sodium==<br /> I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly.<br /> <br /> After this was found out about the ED Discord server i sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill couscous or some shit.<br /> <br /> i used to have a commentary youtube channel, but after it was found by ED I DFE.<br /> <br /> Im very obsessed with ED's own [[AlGore]], constantly talking about him to the point I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me : (<br /> <br /> I had a reddit account where i would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad i want to kill myself.<br /> <br /> ==How to troll me==<br /> <br /> I get very angy when people mock me for my mudfetish, even though i proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so dont you dare do it !<br /> <br /> Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.<br /> <br /> I told Cous if he ever made me an article i would kill myself so let's see where this brings me<br /> <br /> ==What Sodium likes==<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - was begging to talk to<br /> *Mud<br /> *Couscous - dont tell him tho<br /> *[[AlGore]] - Will never be my senpai<br /> *Mud<br /> *More mud<br /> *Mudkips<br /> *Mud<br /> <br /> ==Known Aliases==<br /> *Sodium<br /> *Sodumb and Gomoron<br /> *Antbrap<br /> *Wolfking<br /> *[[Yakub]] - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.<br /> *Caseohimpersonator<br /> *Number9999999<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 1 == <br /> I made a very shitty article about [[wikipedia:Disappearance of Asha Degree|some random missing girl]], thinking it would get the same attention as someone like [[Mitchell Henderson]]. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:sodiumdeflect.png|I tried to steer the conversation to be about [[AlGore]] LOL.<br /> File:tbytellsithowitis.png|He's right you know.<br /> File:articlesodiumlol.png|&quot;She was a pedophile&quot;? How can a kid be a pedophile?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:lulziezlolz.png|She's right you know.<br /> File:GOItrollssodium.png|#OwnedByGOI<br /> File:couslololol.png|Cous being a meanie.<br /> File:revealofsuibait.png|The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 2 ==<br /> After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by [[Robin Westman]] where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.<br /> <br /> Cous then brought up I have a mudfetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname '''Mudfucker'''.<br /> <br /> And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....&lt;span class=&quot;bold&quot; style=&quot;color:#f00;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (<br /> <br /> Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin in order to come back because, &quot;I love ED and being a part of the community&quot;. Even tho I wasn't banned and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.<br /> <br /> But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> == Update ==<br /> <br /> [[File:cousvssodiumparttwo.png|300px|center|thumb|[[PARTY HARD]]]]<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:mfss1.png<br /> File:mfss2.png<br /> File:mfss3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == Contributions ==<br /> &lt;table class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Contributions&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Pages&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[.22 Long Rifle]] • [[Aco Martinović]] • [[Ali Koca]] • [[Arthur Achleitner]] • [[Beijing Birthday Bash]] • [[Bondi Beach Unjewing]] • [[Canidae family]] • [[Colin]] • [[Colin Ferguson]] • [[Colossal Biosciences]] • [[Fort Lauderdale airport shooting]] • [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] • [[Gökmen Tanis]] • [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] • [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]] • [[King Von]] • [[List of honorary Aryans]] • [[Mosque Cuck]] • [[NAFO]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] • [[Nathaniel Veltman]] • [[Phoenix Ikner]] • [[Rickard Andersson]] • [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] • [[Shiloh Hendrix]] • [[Sig Sauer]] • [[Tarrantulas]] • [[USS Liberty]] • [[Wyatt (disambiguation)]] • [[Wyatt Tomlin]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Loserinfo&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Adam Purinton]] • [[Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] • [[Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk]] • [[Avraham Ben Israel]] • [[Huu Can Tran]] • [[Lee Hung-yuan]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Sub-sections&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Faisal Hussain]] • [[Kočani nightclub fire]] • [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]]<br /> <br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> == External Links == <br /> *{{discord|u|twigsomething14}} - Send me mud!<br /> *{{Edfmember|yakub.3121|Yakub}} - EDF account, please remind me i like mud here so i dont forget.<br /> <br /> {{Portals|gay|furries}}<br /> {{lolcows}}<br /> <br /> {{corner|tl|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|tr|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|bl|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}<br /> {{corner|br|[[File:Brian quicksand.png|150px]]}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Mfss3.png&diff=1951986 2026-04-26T08:07:47Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Saltnigga&diff=1951981 2026-04-26T07:56:41Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:Mudfucker}}<br /> :''For my previous account, see [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Comic Sans MS&quot;&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''#ThrewMyComputerInAPondBcIGotLaughedAtOnTheInternets'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|He found this article!}}<br /> {{Banned}}<br /> {{Retard|i love sticking my cock in mud}}<br /> {| class=&quot;boilerplate&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; id=&quot;pd&quot; style=&quot;background-color:#FF6B6B; border:2px solid #000000; padding: 0px;&quot; cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;<br /> | bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;|[[File:iforonehatethisnigger.png|130px]]<br /> | &lt;font style=&quot;color:#000000; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty [[mass shooter]] articles?&lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;'''Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers.'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {{Notice|If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please}}<br /> {{Failsathero}}<br /> {{Lolcow}}<br /> {{Aids}}<br /> {{UserAlGore}}<br /> {{Rainbow|COUSCOUS OWNS ME}}<br /> {{Spoiler|I'm a gook and will never be Aryan no matter how hard I LARP}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY MUD FETISH}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I GOT SENT TO A PSYCH WARD BECAUSE COUSCOUS LAUGHED AT ME}}<br /> {{Spoilers|I DOXED MYSELF TO GIRLONINTERNET TO GET UNBANNED FROM THE DISCORD SERVER}}<br /> {{Underage}}<br /> {{Gook}}<br /> {{Niggerlover}}<br /> {{Furry}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Currently in the process of doxing Couscous|Bio of one of my Discord alts}}<br /> <br /> '''I''' am a mudfucking gook, how u do?<br /> *{{Age|2009|9|22}}<br /> *[[Catholic|mudlover]]<br /> *Self admitted autism<br /> *[[Amerimutt|Mudainese]]<br /> *Mud nut<br /> *Mudhead<br /> *&lt;s&gt;Coined the term &quot;[[Tarrantula]]&quot; to refer to [[Brenton]]'s retarded fans&lt;/s&gt; No you didn't retard.<br /> *Started a page format for mudlovers like me<br /> Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.<br /> <br /> Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a mud article that's not a redirect<br /> <br /> cous finished my king von article thx bb &lt;3<br /> <br /> ==Story of Sodium==<br /> I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly.<br /> <br /> After this was found out about the ED Discord server i sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill couscous or some shit.<br /> <br /> i used to have a commentary youtube channel, but after it was found by ED I DFE.<br /> <br /> Im very obsessed with ED's own [[AlGore]], constantly talking about him to the point I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me : (<br /> <br /> I had a reddit account where i would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad i want to kill myself.<br /> <br /> ==How to troll me==<br /> <br /> I get very angy when people mock me for my mudfetish, even though i proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so dont you dare do it !<br /> <br /> Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.<br /> <br /> I told Cous if he ever made me an article i would kill myself so let's see where this brings me<br /> <br /> ==What Sodium likes==<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - was begging to talk to<br /> *Mud<br /> *Couscous - dont tell him tho<br /> *[[AlGore]] - Will never be my senpai<br /> *Mud<br /> *More mud<br /> *Mudkips<br /> *Mud<br /> <br /> ==Known Aliases==<br /> *Sodium<br /> *Sodumb and Gomoron<br /> *Antbrap<br /> *Wolfking<br /> *[[Yakub]] - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.<br /> *Caseohimpersonator<br /> *Number9999999<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 1 == <br /> I made a very shitty article about [[wikipedia:Disappearance of Asha Degree|some random missing girl]], thinking it would get the same attention as someone like [[Mitchell Henderson]]. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:sodiumdeflect.png|I tried to steer the conversation to be about [[AlGore]] LOL.<br /> File:tbytellsithowitis.png|He's right you know.<br /> File:articlesodiumlol.png|&quot;She was a pedophile&quot;? How can a kid be a pedophile?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:lulziezlolz.png|She's right you know.<br /> File:GOItrollssodium.png|#OwnedByGOI<br /> File:couslololol.png|Cous being a meanie.<br /> File:revealofsuibait.png|The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == EDD Arc 2 ==<br /> After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by [[Robin Westman]] where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.<br /> <br /> Cous then brought up I have a mudfetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname '''Mudfucker'''.<br /> <br /> And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....&lt;span class=&quot;bold&quot; style=&quot;color:#f00;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (<br /> <br /> Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin in order to come back because, &quot;I love ED and being a part of the community&quot;. Even tho I wasn't banned and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.<br /> <br /> But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> == Update ==<br /> <br /> [[File:cousvssodiumparttwo.png|300px|center|thumb|[[PARTY HARD]]]]<br /> <br /> == Contributions ==<br /> &lt;table class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin:.1em 1em .1em 0;&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Contributions&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Pages&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[.22 Long Rifle]] • [[Aco Martinović]] • [[Ali Koca]] • [[Arthur Achleitner]] • [[Beijing Birthday Bash]] • [[Bondi Beach Unjewing]] • [[Canidae family]] • [[Colin]] • [[Colin Ferguson]] • [[Colossal Biosciences]] • [[Fort Lauderdale airport shooting]] • [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] • [[Gökmen Tanis]] • [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] • [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]] • [[King Von]] • [[List of honorary Aryans]] • [[Mosque Cuck]] • [[NAFO]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] • [[Nathaniel Veltman]] • [[Phoenix Ikner]] • [[Rickard Andersson]] • [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] • [[Shiloh Hendrix]] • [[Sig Sauer]] • [[Tarrantulas]] • [[USS Liberty]] • [[Wyatt (disambiguation)]] • [[Wyatt Tomlin]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Loserinfo&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Adam Purinton]] • [[Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] • [[Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk]] • [[Avraham Ben Israel]] • [[Huu Can Tran]] • [[Lee Hung-yuan]]<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;th style=&quot;background:#abf;&quot;&gt;Sub-sections&lt;/th&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#eee;&quot;&gt;[[Faisal Hussain]] • [[Kočani nightclub fire]] • [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]]<br /> <br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> <br /> == External Links == <br /> *{{discord|u|twigsomething14}} - Send me mud!<br /> *{{Edfmember|yakub.3121|Yakub}} - EDF account, please remind me i like mud here so i dont forget.<br /> <br /> {{Furfaggotry}}<br /> {{faggotry}}<br /> {{lolcows}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Cousvssodiumparttwo.png&diff=1951980 2026-04-26T07:53:25Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous&diff=1951979 2026-04-26T06:55:00Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann<br /> *[[Mikel White]]<br /> *[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]]<br /> *[[Breadtube]]<br /> <br /> === Templates I made ===<br /> *Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)<br /> *Sektur/Sekturtard<br /> <br /> == &lt;font color=&quot;#fea2ff&quot;&gt;For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~&lt;/font&gt; ==<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]<br /> [[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA336A&quot;&gt;i can't keep pushing this down any deeper<br /> <br /> why do I keep trying if i cant keep her<br /> <br /> every move i make<br /> <br /> Is just another mistake<br /> <br /> I wonder what it would take<br /> <br /> bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body<br /> <br /> like theres a hole inside my heart<br /> <br /> its like this feelings gonna consume me<br /> <br /> if i keep waiting for this thing to start<br /> <br /> Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == More info about Cous ==<br /> <br /> === Things I like ===<br /> *[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]<br /> *[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior<br /> *[[Zoe Quinn]]<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[Dragon Ball Z]]<br /> *[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]<br /> <br /> === Things I hate ===<br /> *[[TCC]]<br /> <br /> === Idols ===<br /> *[[Weev]]<br /> *[[Peter Scully]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.<br /> *[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.<br /> *[[BG Kumbi]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]]<br /> *[[MarioMario456]]<br /> *[[Mumkey Jones]]<br /> *[[Terry A. Davis]]<br /> <br /> ===EDiots I've successfully trolled===<br /> *[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - he even added me to his article awww<br /> *[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]]<br /> *[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool<br /> *[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol<br /> *[[Pedro J. Garcia]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]]<br /> *[[User:Crowcaw|Crow]] - btw youre a massive tard faggot pedophile lmaoooo<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Honorary Aryan]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}<br /> *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.<br /> <br /> [[File:edgelordcharlie.gif|300px|right]]<br /> [[File:tomgween.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Tom Green]] answering my call]]<br /> [[File:With_artisanal-style_sourdough_crust_and_sun-ripened_tomatoes_from_Northern_Italy,_Suprema_is_fr.mp4|thumb|Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get]]<br /> [[File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.]]<br /> [[File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Blackberry.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life.]]<br /> [[File:G-Zay_admitting_defeat.png|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Chin-Chan Myspace7.jpg|thumb|right|my beloved]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|yt2012vids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;OPzTu9LmAqI&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;real<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;LjTWBGyz_jw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;kys<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DsE1MsTWM5s&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;ded<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3lzrs-B-8xQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;rip<br /> |border=black|background=red}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Chans}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{YTMND}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{emoseries}}<br /> {{Goth}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Btard}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:thisorsmth.png|center|400px]]<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:niggler.gif|200px|link= ]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Datburk.png|200px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|150px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> {{#setlogo:perc30nigga.jpg}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:With_artisanal-style_sourdough_crust_and_sun-ripened_tomatoes_from_Northern_Italy,_Suprema_is_fr.mp4&diff=1951978 2026-04-26T06:47:08Z

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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous&diff=1951977 2026-04-26T06:17:58Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann<br /> *[[Mikel White]]<br /> *[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]]<br /> *[[Breadtube]]<br /> <br /> === Templates I made ===<br /> *Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)<br /> *Sektur/Sekturtard<br /> <br /> == &lt;font color=&quot;#fea2ff&quot;&gt;For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~&lt;/font&gt; ==<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]<br /> [[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA336A&quot;&gt;i can't keep pushing this down any deeper<br /> <br /> why do I keep trying if i cant keep her<br /> <br /> every move i make<br /> <br /> Is just another mistake<br /> <br /> I wonder what it would take<br /> <br /> bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body<br /> <br /> like theres a hole inside my heart<br /> <br /> its like this feelings gonna consume me<br /> <br /> if i keep waiting for this thing to start<br /> <br /> Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == More info about Cous ==<br /> <br /> === Things I like ===<br /> *[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]<br /> *[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior<br /> *[[Zoe Quinn]]<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[Dragon Ball Z]]<br /> *[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]<br /> <br /> === Things I hate ===<br /> *[[TCC]]<br /> <br /> === Idols ===<br /> *[[Weev]]<br /> *[[Peter Scully]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.<br /> *[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.<br /> *[[BG Kumbi]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]]<br /> *[[MarioMario456]]<br /> *[[Mumkey Jones]]<br /> *[[Terry A. Davis]]<br /> <br /> ===EDiots I've successfully trolled===<br /> *[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro<br /> *[[Lolziecow69]] - he even added me to his article awww<br /> *[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool<br /> *[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol<br /> *[[Pedro J. Garcia]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]]<br /> *[[User:Crowcaw|Crow]] - btw youre a massive tard faggot pedophile lmaoooo<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Honorary Aryan]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}<br /> *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.<br /> <br /> [[File:edgelordcharlie.gif|300px|right]]<br /> [[File:tomgween.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Tom Green]] answering my call]]<br /> [[File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.]]<br /> [[File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Blackberry.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life.]]<br /> [[File:G-Zay_admitting_defeat.png|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Chin-Chan Myspace7.jpg|thumb|right|my beloved]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|yt2012vids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DsE1MsTWM5s&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;ded<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3lzrs-B-8xQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;rip<br /> |border=black|background=red}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Chans}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{YTMND}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{emoseries}}<br /> {{Goth}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Btard}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:thisorsmth.png|center|400px]]<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:niggler.gif|200px|link= ]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Datburk.png|200px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|150px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> {{#setlogo:perc30nigga.jpg}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Bonnie_Blue&diff=1951971 2026-04-26T04:54:53Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> <br /> {{spoilers|SHE GOT ARRESTED IN INDONESIA FOR SEX TRAFFICKING PAKIS}}<br /> {{Gotis}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Bonnie Blue on Holly Randall Unfiltered.jpg|320px|right]]<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Bonnie Blue''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Tia Emma Billinger'''{{jew}}) is a disgusting, divorced, [[Loli|flat-chested]] [[Transgender|man-looking]] {{age|1999|05|14}}-year-old [[British]] [[whore]] and so-called &quot;''[[Influencer]]''&quot; who is notable for being the current holder of the title &quot;''Biggest [[Cum]] [[White trash|Dumpster]] in [[Europe]]''&quot; after [[fucking]] [[At least 100|1,057]] men and [[niggers|apes]] over a period of only 12 hours. Her stage name is actually short for &quot;''Bonnie blew 300 Pakis last night''&quot;, a phrase that is commonly uttered by her [[cuckold]] boyfriend, [[Wigger|white]] [[rapper]] '''Lil Mabu''' (who she's only dating because she's obsessed with [[Pedophile|barely legal teens]]), before the two share a [[Snowballing| long,STD-infested French kiss]]. She is also so repugnant that even [[OnlyFans]] ended up [[permaban]]ning her skanky ass in June, [[2025]], due to her latest stunt of offering to be a [[Your mom|public jizz receptacle]] for any [[gooners]] and [[rapefugees]] who want to bust a nut between her [[Cunt|rancid Arbys meat flaps]].<br /> <br /> As a result of her OnlyBan, Bonnie stands to lose an [[alleged]] $689,000 a month in income from mentally [[retarded]] [[redditors|incels]] who are actually dumb enough to pay for [[online]] [[porn]]. Bonnie is also notable for being the rival of fellow [[Britfag|limey]] [[Slut|slag]] '''Lily Phillips''', whom she beat to the punch for the esteemed &quot;''Fucked 1000 Guys in a Day''&quot; achievement.<br /> <br /> ==Before the Porn==<br /> Tia was born in 1999 of Stapleford, Nottinghamshire. She used to have a respectable job, being a finance recruiter for the NHS and was married. However in 2021 she divorced and regressed into whoredom. [[Cuckoldry|Her ex-husband even works behind the scenes in her “business”.]]<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> <br /> * [[AIDS]]<br /> * [[STD]]<br /> * [[British]]<br /> * [[Whore]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> {{whores}}<br /> {{Britfags}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Kraut_and_Tea&diff=1951970 2026-04-26T04:42:19Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Kraut and Tea Face.jpg|thumb|Panties are getting wet]]<br /> [[File:Kraut and Tea - Over.jpg|thumb]]<br /> {{quote|I wonder what it will be like reading through my browser history in 3-4 years.|Kraut and Tea 3-4 years ago (this post didn't age well)}}<br /> '''KEK and Tea''' or '''[[powerword|Joseph Lancaster]]''' single-handedly stopped the rise of the {{hover|anti-semitic|try typing Kraut and Tea into the search field and press search}}, meme-spouting, racist-fascist, white-ethnostatist alt-right by making poorly researched videos on race realism, where it was quite evident he had no fucking knowledge on the subject. And these videos were fucking boring as Joseph likes to try to sound smart, but he just isn't. And his voice is that of under-developed Microsoft Sam, with an awful German accent.<br /> <br /> <br /> :::&lt;youtube&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3jpC6B5gso&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> {{quote|ACADEMICS PLEASE RESPOND|Joseph||color=lightblue|size=360%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}<br /> <br /> ==Fedoralord==<br /> Before his time on YouTube as a protector of the fair Jewish people, Joseph was busy protecting M'Lady on various atheist forums, where he tried to use his abysmal spelling to impress all the fair maidens, so they would have sex with him.<br /> {{quote|Hello, i have registered to this forum after simply googleing &quot;atheism&quot; and klicking the first thing that turned up. I have been a atheist for a very long time of my life, pritty much having a catholic mum and anglican father made me dought at an early stage why there should be so many versions of the same thing - and in conclusion why such a thing as god/s should exist after all.|Actually better English and research than his current videos.}}<br /> <br /> ==Anti-race realism==<br /> If you have low iq, you might like Kraut. You might also be a nigger, because this low iq-having cuckboy likes to pretend that all [[slavery|races are equal]], despite that virtually every video he has produced on the subject has been ridiculed, debunked, memed, debunked again, proven wrong, debunked and ridiculed, by even the complete fucking idiots of the [[alt-right]]. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;DQ1xUuTjX5Y&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Doxing cabal==<br /> In December of 2017 it was found that Kraut's crack team of researchers were trying to dig up old posts to find dirt on alt-right losers. Newsflash idiot, the alt-right are already lolcows. They touch their tiny dicks to traps and anime tiddies and will never touch a real girl. Something both the alt-right and Joseph have in common. This caused Kraut's best friends [[Sargon of Akkad]] (Carl Benjamin) and Veemonro (Codrin Stavri) to ditch their support for him. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;Yoy4ql-352o&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> Vee gives up on Joseph&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;Ripedq_n-es&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> Carl gives up on Joseph&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> And then the unthinkable happened. He got doxed. By using the powerful wayback machine, someone with a whole load of free time figured out his real name, and decided to post the result on {{kf|kraut-and-tea-joseph-lancaster.33709/page-6#post-2861021|Kiwi Farms.}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Oh he also runs a nazi page on FB==<br /> <br /> After his old moniker @The_Germans_Are_Coming was found by autistic fucks, it didn't take longer for other autistic fucks to dig up a facebook page that seems to glorify Hitler. <br /> It even has the same autistic Thomas the Tank Engine edit photo he has on all of his other profiles!<br /> <br /> It was actively posting pro-Hitler shit this very year so at best Kraut is a crypto-nazi. <br /> <br /> I don't even know who Is Jewing Who anymore.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - WewHeilHitler.jpg<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - Thehitlerwelove.png<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - CuteHitlerGirls.png<br /> File:Paristhenandnowkraut.png<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Evidence that this FB page is him==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Krauts_Super_Secret_Dox.jpg<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - Autistic Train Calling Card.jpg<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - Anotherforumwiththesamebanner.jpg<br /> File:Kraut And Tea - Autistic Train Facebook page old username.jpeg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Literal cuck==<br /> [[File:Kraut and Tea literal cuck.png|center|600px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ==Kraut's racism==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Kraut and Tea sandniggers.png<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - We must kill muslims.png<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - Holocaustrevision.png<br /> File:Kraut and Tea - Oneedgyboi.png<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sexual fetishes==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Kraut Likes The Spanking.png|I like being spanked by dominant women<br /> File:Kraut sex life.jpg<br /> File:KrautFetish1.png<br /> File:Krautfetish2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Kraut today==<br /> Kraut is back to get his vengeance on those who have wronged him. In late May of 2018, screenshots given to Braving Ruin by [https://twitter.com/MrMycroft021418 Alister Mycroft] (Aydin Paladin's mentally disabled fanboy) indicated that Kraut had a master plan: to get a payback at Mr. Metokur and Braving Ruin by suing them. But, as usual with all Kraut's operations, it blew up in his face. <br /> <br /> That didn't stop Kraut from planning his revenge. He returned to Youtube and launched an attack his most hated enemies: Coach Red Pill, Braving Ruin and, of course, the evil liar rat kike [[Aydin Paladin]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;TzZFDhOFrU0&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Atheism]]<br /> *[[Austria]]<br /> *[[Aydin Paladin]]<br /> *[[Cuck]]<br /> *[[Kilroy Event]]<br /> *[[Sargon of Akkad]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *{{kf|kraut-and-tea-joseph-lancaster.33709|Kiwi Farms thread}}<br /> *[https://8ch.net/cow/res/298920.html 8chan /cow/]<br /> *{{yt|c|UCr_Q-bPpcw5fJ-Oow1BW1NQ|The Cuck channel}}<br /> <br /> {{sj}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{Anti-SJW YouTube}}<br /> {{ytseries}}<br /> {{YouTube Ranters}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{8chan}}<br /> {{Timeline|Featured article December 20 &amp; December 21, [[2017]]|[[Twitter]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Digibro]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Southern_Dingo&diff=1951969 2026-04-26T04:36:10Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{stub}}<br /> Southern Dingo{{nazi}} is a [[Retarded]] [[Nazi|White Supremacist]] from [[TheRalphRetort]], who (for awhile) championed [[Ethan Ralph]] as a supporter of the &quot;Pro-White Movement&quot;, dispite the fact that [[Fact|Ethan was originally on the liberal side of Gaymergayt, never voted for Trump, and had a Pakistani Wife]]. He's basically a Massive White Nationalist Sperg Retard who [[Fellatio|Sucked Ralphs Micro-Chode]], until he realise ralph was disingenuous as hell, and stopped serving him.<br /> <br /> ==To His Credit...==<br /> He does hate [[pedos]]; so that's good. <br /> <br /> ==Appearances on the Killstream==<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;amPsKM1FwO8&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;4_tzOnZsc48&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;Dp2oQUalrQw&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;1uwuH4e4cno&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;cBXCHnglj0w&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Southern Dingo Disavows Ethan Ralph==<br /> &lt;s&gt;After Dingo got [[butthurt]] that Ethan Ralph let a Jew on, he decided to go on a rant about how he does more for the [[Retard|White]] Community than Ethan Ralph does, which resulted in this fine audio clip right here.&lt;/s&gt; LOL JEWTUBE FAGFLAGGED IT<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;BCuCqf7RVSE&amp;list=LL&amp;index=9&amp;t=1s&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Dingo VS Matt Jarbo &amp; Phantom Organization==<br /> Eventually, Dingo decided to go on the Stream of [[Matt Jarbo|Jabba the Almighty Boulder King]] and talked to him about [[The Gunt]] along with various other things. However, it all fell apart because dingo cant have a sane conversation for more than 10 minutes (if at all). Then [[Swede|Phantom Organization]] came on, and things just went down hill, for dingo ([[lol]]), from there.<br /> <br /> Here is the autism bomb Southern Dingo let off onto Boulder Talk<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;rb49eEYNMyg&amp;list=LL&amp;index=8&amp;t=6293s&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==[[Trapped in the Closet|Possible Homosexual]]?==<br /> As you have seen from the multitude of videos shown, Southern Dingo is very quick to call other people out as [[gay]]. Why is that: [[Fact|he's a Gay White Nationalist, there's no other answer]]. Why would he be so insecure about his own sexuality if he isnt a [[faggot|fuckin fabulous faggot]] himself. The following voice message from 2021 that Dingo sent proves that he is indeed an asspie homo.<br /> <br /> [[File:dingo lulzy threat.ogg|center]]<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Nazi]]<br /> *[[The Gunt]]<br /> *[[KKK]]<br /> *[[CSA]]<br /> <br /> {{Sektur}}<br /> {{altright}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Gayrepublicans}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Sekturtard&diff=1951968 2026-04-26T04:35:47Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{|style=&quot;width:80%; margin:.5em auto;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |style=&quot;width:25%; text-align:center;&quot;|<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;{{PAGENAME}}&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on&lt;br /&gt;'''The Sektur'''<br /> <br /> [[File:ethan_ralphsekturpic.png|170px]]<br /> |<br /> {|style=&quot;background:none; width:100%;&quot;<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |style=&quot;width:35%;&quot;|'''King of Da Sektur'''<br /> |[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Orbiters'''<br /> |[[Andrew Anglin]] &amp;bull; [[Cocaine|Andy Warski]] &amp;bull; [[Baked Alaska]] &amp;bull;[[Boogie2988]] &amp;bull; [[Bowblax]] &amp;bull; [[Brittany Venti]] &amp;bull; [[Down syndrome|Cog City]] &amp;bull; [[Corey Barnhill]] &amp;bull; [[DarksydePhil]] &amp;bull; [[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]] &amp;bull; [[Dick Masterson]] &amp;bull; [[Digibro]] &amp;bull; [[Emily Youcis]] &amp;bull; [[FlamencoTV]] &amp;bull; [[Frank Hassle]] &amp;bull; [[Bri'ish|Godwinson]] &amp;bull; [[Incest|The Thorps]] &amp;bull; [[Keemstar]] &amp;bull; [[Keffals]] &amp;bull; [[Liar|KingofPol]] &amp;bull; [[Kraut and Tea]] &amp;bull; [[LolcowLive]] &amp;bull; [[alcoholic|Matthew Vickers]] &amp;bull; [[Retard|Mersh]] &amp;bull; [[Pegging|Michael Alberto]] &amp;bull; [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] &amp;bull; [[Mister Metokur]] &amp;bull; [[Mundane Matt]] &amp;bull; [[Nick Fuentes]] &amp;bull; [[Coke|Nick Rekieta]] &amp;bull; [[Null]] &amp;bull; [[Onision]] &amp;bull; [[Pantsu]] &amp;bull; [[Whore|Pipkin Pippa]] &amp;bull; [[Obese|PPP]] &amp;bull; [[Australian|Randbot]] &amp;bull; [[Mr. Repzion|Repzion]] &amp;bull; [[Richard Spencer]] &amp;bull; [[Sargon of Akkad]] &amp;bull; [[Seattle4Truth]] &amp;bull; [[Shadman|Soph]] &amp;bull; [[Southern Dingo]] &amp;bull; [[Fat|The Gamer Gator]] &amp;bull; [[TheQuartering]] &amp;bull; [[Internet Tough guy|Tonka Saw]] &amp;bull; [[Turkey Tom]] &amp;bull; [[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] &amp;bull; [[Pedophile|Vito]] &amp;bull; [[AZN|Zidan]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Enemies'''<br /> |[[Baphomet|/baphomet/]] &amp;bull; [[Anita Sarkeesian]] &amp;bull; [[Brianna Wu]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Ray Gun]] &amp;bull; [[Ian Miles Cheong]] &amp;bull; [[Maddox]] <br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''See Also'''<br /> | [[8chan]] &amp;bull; [[Alcohol]] &amp;bull; [[Alt-Right]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Chan]] &amp;bull; [[GamerGate]] &amp;bull; [[Gunt]] &amp;bull; [[Kiwi Farms]] &amp;bull; [[Solomon Henderson]] &amp;bull; [[Tucker Carlson]] &amp;bull; [[Xanax]]<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Series Templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;&lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:Ethan Ralph]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Richard_Spencer&diff=1951967 2026-04-26T04:30:17Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> {{quote|Everyone's got a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth.|[[Mike Tyson]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:RichardSpencer.jpg|right|180px]]<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Richard Bertrand Spencer''' is a [[beta]] [[cuck]] [[soyboy]] [[white nationalist|Hitler wannabe]] with [[yellow fever]] whose biggest claim to fame is being the founder of the [[Alt-right]]. Richard advocates for &quot;[[Emo|the creation of a]] [[Israel|White Ethno-State]] [[Shithole|on the North American continent]]&quot;, a crackpot &quot;ideal&quot; that he has regarded as a &quot;reconstitution of the Roman Empire&quot; [https://flatheadbeacon.com/2014/11/26/richard-spencer/] despite the fact that sand and real niggers had Roman citizenship [https://web.archive.org/web/20170312063115/http://www.radixjournal.com/journal/2016/9/28/facing-the-future-as-a-minority]. Like the rest of the Altistic right, Richie does absolutely nothing but re-hash the same old same old shit about how minorities, gays, womenz and people who don't bow down before the awesome might of &lt;s&gt;[[Donald Trump|the God Emperor]]&lt;/s&gt; the Establishment are stealing the good land of America from [[basement dwellers|good ol' straight white folk like them]]! The alt right's essentially the white version of the [[we wuz kangs]] movement and we have none other than Richie Rich to blame for it.<br /> <br /> Despite constantly doing Nazi-er-&quot;Roman&quot; salutes, [https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/alt-right-salutes-donald-trump.html directly quoting Nazi propaganda], [https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/blog/2017/8/17/jews-must-respect-me-says-richard-spencer-after-riots having no problem with anti-Semitism] and oh yeah, straight up being a fucking neo-Nazi, Richard [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WamjULR4Fpw constantly yammers on and on on] about how he and his cronies totally aren't Neo-nazis but [[same| &quot;white nationalists&quot;]] trying to protect European [[Transgender|&quot;white identity&quot;]] from white genocide or some other deluded horseshit.<br /> <br /> Spencer is constantly profiled by the [[Old media|mainstream media]]. They see him as a useful idiot that brings discredit on racism, a [[lies| totally rationally justified worldview]] that will remain unappealing so long as it is associated with Spencer and his [[x is not your personal army| personal army]] of fedora wearing neckbeards, un-fuckable fatties and other wimpy faggots. <br /> <br /> [[File:gayhomowhitey.png|center]]<br /> <br /> Due to his recent shilling for the globalist establishment (under the deluded idea that it's truly the based position), he was a darling of the liberal media for a hot minute. It was the opportunity the right needed to finally cut him loose.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> Before Richard became the Trump-rimming, [[Nazi|Roman Saluting]], [https://noisey.vice.com/en_au/article/kbynqz/depeche-modes-dave-gahan-is-just-as-psyched-about-richard-spencer-getting-punched-as-you-are Depeche Mode loving] pussy ass bitch we all know and laugh at today, he was a common [[cuckservative]] who [http://www.businessinsider.com/who-is-richard-spencer-university-of-florida-speech-2017-10 dropped out of a PhD program at Duke University] to do stupid shit like work as an assistant editor to some dipshit rag called &quot;the American Conservative magazine&quot;. However, Dickie proved to be [https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/richard-spencer-trump-alt-right-white-nationalist too much] of a [[redundant| bigoted moron]] for even[[conservatard| conservatards]] to handle and was promptly fired.<br /> <br /> Not one to be perturbed, Spencer made [[failure| history]] by coining the term &quot;alt-right&quot; with a shitty [http://web.archive.org/web/20131206235415/http://alternativeright.com/about-us white nationalist website] he founded in 2010 (on Martin Luther King Jr's birthday since he's one of those &quot;LULZ LOOK AT HOW EDGY I AM!&quot; faggots that ED obviously and rightfully hates) and stopped editing himself in 2012 before letting others run the asylum until it went dead in 2013. Since then, it just redirects you to some other becunted white nationalist site, proving once again that [[fact|everything Richard Spencer touches turns to failure]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Hail Trump Incident==<br /> <br /> At a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6-bi3jlxk NPI (National Policy Institute) conference in 2016], Spencer, without the slightest shred of irony, led his followers in a [[nazi| Roman Salute]] to [[the Donald]]. This gesture of severe mental retardation brought tremendous discredit to the already incredibly autistic movement but this was offset by the sexual satisfaction LARPing as brownshirts brought Spencer's followers and their Fuehrer. It was also what, in part, led to the [[Alt-Lite]]/New Right's (basically the Alt-Right without all that pesky being a Nazi stuff) splintering off from the Alt-Right.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;1o6-bi3jlxk&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Caucasian Kangs==<br /> [[Image:Copts14words.jpg|thumb|right|Copts— indigenous, European-Egyptians—call for an end to white genocide in Tahir Square.]]<br /> <br /> In a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr5BQS79H7g televised debate] with a [[Kangz|KANG]] named Roland Martin, Spencer claimed that 'my ancestors built the Pyramids' and Egyptians are ‘white Europeans,’ despite their brown complexion and West Asian genetic profile. Spencer's rhetoric sets up a false dichotomy—are they black or are they white?—that makes Afrocentrism appear less absurd.<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Dickie's thoughts on the blacks==<br /> These are actual for-real excerpts from an article he wrote for his [https://web.archive.org/web/20120216183528/http:/www.alternativeright.com/main/the-magazine/is-black-genocide-right online magazine], titled, we shit you not, [[yes| &quot;Is Black Genocide Right?&quot;]]:<br /> <br /> &quot;''Instead of asking how we can make reparations for slavery, colonialism, and Apartheid or how we can equalize academic scores and incomes, we should instead be asking questions like, [[no| &quot;Does human civilization actually need the Black race?&quot;]] [[yes| &quot;Is Black genocide right?&quot;]] and, if it is, [[lasers| &quot;What would be the best and easiest way to dispose of them?&quot;]] With starting points like this, [[unwarranted self importance| wisdom is sure to flourish, enlightenment to dawn.]] <br /> <br /> ''This might seem shocking to the [[irony| usual gang of idiots]], but right now [[shit no one cares about| very similar questions are being booted about]] and nobody seems to be batting an eye, all because the questions refer to White South Africans: [[no | &quot;Does South Africa actually need the White race?&quot;]] [[yes| &quot;Is White genocide right?&quot;]] and [[all| &quot;How many of the White devils do we have to rape, kill, mutilate, and bugger before the rest of them fuck off?&quot;]]''<br /> <br /> ''But why should Whites even be in a position where we are forced to consider such a possibility? The White race is [[lies| history's victor. We conquered Africa and the Africans on the sheer merit of the superiority of our race, culture, and society, and in a land that was largely going to waste we built an affluent and modern society capable not only of supporting a large number of our own people but also a vastly larger number of Blacks than would otherwise have been able to survive there]]. Of course, [[slavery| Black labour]] helped, but if that hadn’t been there, we would have imported White, Indian, or Chinese labour and have done the job anyway. <br /> ''<br /> ''Rather than asking about [[fiction| White genocide]], it surely makes more sense by any objective standards of utility, morality, or progress, to ask whether there should be such a thing as Black genocide.'' <br /> <br /> ''This is not just a tit-for-tat idea either. In the changing nature of the New South Africa, which is still essentially a collection of White-created-and-maintained institutions being gradually but inexorably Africanized – i.e. corrupted, ground down, and barbarized—we see the true nature of the society that will emanate from the continuing exaltation of the [[nigger| Black man]]; a world of savagery, disease, and death, replenished by a wild, thoughtless fertility; a world that will set no store on the [[douchebaggery| higher values]] that have characterized the civilizations created by other races. <br /> ''<br /> ''Although there are doubtless many [[redundant| South African Blacks]] who behave in ways that we could call decent, we have to wonder how much of this is real and not affected, when savagery of the worst possible kind seems to constantly [[basement dwellers| lurk]] under the surface in even the most banal of situations.'' <br /> <br /> ''Maybe it’s [[obvious| unfair]] to tar every Black in South Africa with the genocidal tar brush, but [[who gives a fuck| the support]] the majority have given to the ANC at least allows a reasonable case to be made for the kind of collective racial guilt that also serves as the basis of the ANC’s efforts to pull [[crackers| Whites]] down to the level where they can be raped, sodomized, murdered and mutilated.&quot;''''<br /> <br /> The one thing everybody regardless or race or creed should take away from this is: What happened to the old South Africa?<br /> <br /> <br /> ==White Pride in the White Van==<br /> <br /> [https://www.johndenugent.com/norman-descendant-richard-spencer-wants-to-give-pedophiles-child-porn-normans-nordic-sell-outs-like-churchill-winnie-a-closet-gay/ Richard] advocates giving pedophiles [[CP|&quot;certain types of porn&quot;]] in order to keep them from raping children. Yes, Dickie seriously suggested that people should let pedoforks watch kiddie porn so they don't do kiddie fiddling in real life. <br /> <br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Washington DC Sucker-punch Incident==<br /> :''See also: [[Antifa#Punch Nazis Meme|Hashtag Punch Nazis]] and [[DisruptJ20]]''<br /> [[File:The hero who punched spencer.png|thumb|Getting punched in the face by a human toilet seems to be a kind of last stand of implicit white identity.]]<br /> During the January [[2017]] inauguration of President [[Donald Trump|Coochie Grabber]] in [[Washington, D.C.]] (a 50% black populace), [[Attention whore|Richard]] was in the area basking in the attention like a pig in shit. Giving photo-ops as well as interviews about his cutting edge [[Faggot|pro-white pro-sodomitic views]]. Somehow, several [[Antifa]] faggots were able to recognize Ol' Dickie and began to heckle him all while he was happily giving his important thoughts on camera. <br /> <br /> Just as he was beginning to talk about his [[Pepe|rare Pepe]] like the [[13-year-old boy|coolest kid on this side of the political spectrum]], an [[Antifa]] (who looked eerily similar to [[Sam Hyde]]) punched Richard's pretty face and quickly scattered away from the scene thinking [[Unrealistic Expectations|Spencer was capable of doing something.]] Being an supreme Ubermensch, Richard took charge and ran several yards away where he then proceeded to fix his hair and [[BAWWWWW|cry]] like the exemplary specimen of the superior white man he is.<br /> <br /> Videos of the incident were uploaded all over the internet, collecting lots of views and spawning comments from tolerant, peaceful liberals whom found the entire ordeal to be lulzworthy.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;9rh1dhur4aI&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Mandy's slave Ray.jpg|thumb|The attacker usually runs around with his face covered by his master Mandy's panties.]]<br /> As a result, the [[Alt-Right|Alt-Sodomite]] foamed at the mouth; with the help of their vast knowledge of [[femdom]]-[[cuckold]]-[[scat]] porn, Bitchard's attacker was [https://web.archive.org/web/20170202044228/https://ageofshitlords.com/4chan-doxxed-richard-spencers-puncher-not-safe-for-work/ quickly identified] as a {{twitter|mandysslaveray|literal shit eating cuck}}, which goes to show that no matter how absolutely fucking pathetic everyone in the Alt Right really is, [[Antifa]] will always find a way to out-cuck them.<br /> <br /> [https://archive.ph/aPqKn Also, the cuckold guy in the porn pictures above, Ray Bailey, actually died from cancer on November 15, 2015, over a year before the punching happened.]<br /> <br /> Richard later went on Red Ice TV talking about the incident and revealing his true colors by[[AH HAHAHA FAGGOT|choking back tears at the thought of being humiliated by a scat eating cuckold]]:<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;74t0z1FKeXM&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Desperate for a win, the alt-left terrorist group [[Antifa]] decided that a weakly delivered elbow to the ear qualifies as a punch now and came up with the [[Antifa#Punch Nazis Meme|punch Nazis meme]] which is just more proof that [[INAM|the left can't meme]]. They continue their calls for violence despite several serious losses in the [[riots|IRL meeeme wars]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Expelled from a gym by C. Christine Fair ==<br /> <br /> If that wasn't enough, an ugly [[SJW]] [http://archive.is/7hJpv who's still a dumb liberal teacher] at Georgetown University named [[C. Christine Fair]] managed to get Richard Spencer kicked out of a gym. [https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2017/05/25/i-confronted-richard-spencer-at-my-gym-racists-dont-get-to-lift-in-peace/?noredirect=on&amp;utm_term=.c1bec246cd8f] Here's Spencer [[BAWWING]] about it for [[too long didn't read| 20 straight minutes]] here: <br /> {{center|&lt;youtube&gt;zc5Z87tuldY&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> <br /> == Richard Spencer's Oxymoronic Faggotry ==<br /> * Like all white nationalists who are terrified of those Gosh Darn [[wetbacks]] and [[niggers]] posing a threat to the future of the glorious white race, Richie Rich has a bad case of [[yellow fever]] as evidenced by a comment he made in [https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/richard-spencer-trump-alt-right-white-nationalist/ this article]: <br /> <br /> &quot;''There is something about the Asian girls.'' ''They are cute.'' ''They are smart.'' ''They have a kind of thing going on''.&quot; Since Spencer didn't elaborate on what that &quot;thing&quot; Asian chicks got going on was, we can only speculate. Our money is on Richie banking on these [[Azn]] [[sluts]] not speaking English so they won't be able understand how much of a faggot he is.<br /> <br /> * Even though he banned [https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/08/18/some-white-nationalists-continue-court-lgbt-community homophobes from 2015's NPI conference] (Klansmen and neo-nazis will always be A-OK though), Richard [https://web.archive.org/web/20161123132957/http://www.radixjournal.com/altright-archive/altright-archive/main/blogs/untimely-observations/the-inevitablility-of-gay-marriage didn't want the faggots and dykes getting married]. What happened to homosexuality being the last stand of implicit white identity?<br /> <br /> * [https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/his-kampf/524505/ He supports abortion] only because it'll reduce the number of those pesky blacks and Latinos. You'd think a believer in white genocide would ban anything that reduces their birthrates, but evilmaxxing wignats never were known for logical consistency or intelligence.<br /> <br /> * Richard, who let us remind you runs a YouTube channel, used to run his own website, and constantly gives interviews to other websites whenever he feels like he's not getting enough attention or ass-kissing, used his keyboard to write a [https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/828039271516811265 tweet] and post it on the website Twitter to talk about how bad technology is. Maybe he thinks Silicon Valley will spearhead the obviously impending white genocide with a robot army? <br /> <br /> * As shown below, Richie has developed a contrarian streak that bears an uncanny resemblance to the globalist regime's propaganda.<br /> <br /> * Spencie opposes Brexit by accusing it of being a neoliberal conservative and lolbertarian scam. He believes that the European peoples belong together in a power-bloc resembling the Roman or Napoleonic Empires. Putting aside the historically ignorant notion that a unified Pan-European coalition ever existed, is the EU really the best successor to ancient European polities Spencer and his cronies have?<br /> <br /> * Spencer supports Emmanuel Macron over French nationalists, thinking nationalism was a dead-end which lacked the ambition to succeed. He also believed that Mac would be the modern day Napoleon France needed to rejuvenate themselves and Europe. Because Napoleon and 'globalist neolib shill' go hand-in-hand, right?<br /> <br /> * Despite the Biden regime promising to oppose everything white nationalism stands for, Richard would suck off Creepy Uncle Joe. Hailing him as a sign of the 'adults' returning to power and restoring order, Spencie saw this regime as necessary to kill MAGA and let something better take its place. He also thought the Biden regime would at the very least be as bad for white Americans as Trump, and perhaps even better. Now you're probably wondering how the Biden regime's antics could ever be considered the 'adults' coming back, how said regime would ever benefit white (or any other group of) Americans, and how destroying the only viable opposition to Biden would allow for a better evolution of said opposition. Fear not dear reader, for you're in good company; anyone with brain activity is also scratching their head.<br /> <br /> * Spencer bought into the Kung-Flu hysteria and championed the biomedical dictatorships that emerged across the West, denouncing opponents of this as selfish 'liberals' and 'conspiracy theorists'. Years later, all the kung flu conspiracies have come true, and the kung flu ended up not being a potential harbinger of extinction.<br /> <br /> * Richard opposed Putin and his invasion of Ukraine, viewing the expansion of NATO as a stepping stone to the continent becoming a strong and united force in its own right. This would also galvanize them into tackling key issues that would ultimately rid it of [[Cultural Marxism]]. This is probably his least retarded take, largely because he supports a sensible thing for the wrong reason.<br /> <br /> * He wants right wing social media sites banned by the 'adults', and wants online anonymity abolished so that everyone will be accountable for what they say and facilitate better online discourse. Someone should probably tell him that the very much not-anonymous Blue Checkmarks on Twatter and their censorious friends in high places were the reason public discourse was poisoned, and virtual right-wing havens exploded in popularity.<br /> <br /> [[File:Scr.png|thumb|Finally Richard Spencer speaks the [[truth]].]]<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{collapsegallery|The Aryan in all his glory|dickiegallery|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Spencer Into The Trash.png<br /> File:RichardSpencerComic.jpg<br /> File:homosandshit.jpg|Secure the white future; cum in man ass.<br /> File:Good Night Alt Right.gif<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Richard Spencer NOT GAY.jpg<br /> File:Spencer VS ZOG Media.jpg<br /> File:Spencer Punched Again.jpg|Getting socked again. He's fine though, ANTIFAgs are weaklings.<br /> File:Richard Spencer pol.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Jewish Connections.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Skyrim.jpg<br /> File:BeheadThoseWhoInsultRichardSpencer.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Pinhead.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Vandalized.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer HeadShoop.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Forehead2.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Forehead.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Gook Lover.jpg|Race mixer<br /> File:Spencer What Are You Doing For The Race.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Gym.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer PEPE.JPG<br /> File:Richard Spencer Conehead.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer JEW.jpg<br /> File:Spencer Wolf.jpeg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Implicit.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Welcome To Whitefish.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Pol2.png<br /> File:Spencer pepe.jpg<br /> File:NewsEngin.19588074 rbz-TXAM-Spencer-22.jpg<br /> File:Neonazi Feels.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Kikequote.jpg<br /> File:Spencer Nazi.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Race Mixer.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer FBI.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Kike Quote 2.jpg<br /> File:Richard Spencer Israeli Flag.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Video Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|&lt;youtube&gt;RQgI3Z0u1VA&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;3SgLSV9Mgfw&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;Xq-LnO2DOGE&lt;/youtube&gt;|&lt;youtube&gt;yFalXA-RNjI&lt;/youtube&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Anatoly Karlin]] — a Russian [[lolcow]] who is a fan of Spencer<br /> *[[Facepunch]]<br /> *[[Alt-right]]<br /> *[[Nazi]]<br /> *[[Not gay]]<br /> *[[White devils]]<br /> *[[2016 Presidential Election]]<br /> <br /> {{Faggotry}}<br /> {{altright}}<br /> {{Sektur}}<br /> {{Trump}}<br /> {{Politics}}<br /> {{Gayrepublicans}}<br /> {{FakeNews}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article January 23 &amp; 24, [[2017]]|[[Mike Pence]]|Richard Spencer|[[Antifa]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now March 26 &amp; 27, [[2026]]|[[Plagiarism]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ariana Grande]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:People|Spencer, Richard]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Template:Sekturtard&diff=1951966 2026-04-26T04:28:23Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{|style=&quot;width:80%; margin:.5em auto;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;toccolours&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |style=&quot;width:25%; text-align:center;&quot;|<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;{{PAGENAME}}&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is part of a series on&lt;br /&gt;'''The Sektur'''<br /> <br /> [[File:ethan_ralphsekturpic.png|170px]]<br /> |<br /> {|style=&quot;background:none; width:100%;&quot;<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |style=&quot;width:35%;&quot;|'''King of Da Sektur'''<br /> |[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Orbiters'''<br /> |[[Andrew Anglin]] &amp;bull; [[Cocaine|Andy Warski]] &amp;bull; [[Baked Alaska]] &amp;bull;[[Boogie2988]] &amp;bull; [[Bowblax]] &amp;bull; [[Brittany Venti]] &amp;bull; [[Down syndrome|Cog City]] &amp;bull; [[Corey Barnhill]] &amp;bull; [[DarksydePhil]] &amp;bull; [[Destiny (Streamer)|Destiny]] &amp;bull; [[Dick Masterson]] &amp;bull; [[Digibro]] &amp;bull; [[Emily Youcis]] &amp;bull; [[FlamencoTV]] &amp;bull; [[Frank Hassle]] &amp;bull; [[Bri'ish|Godwinson]] &amp;bull; [[Incest|The Thorps]] &amp;bull; [[Keemstar]] &amp;bull; [[Keffals]] &amp;bull; [[Liar|KingofPol]] &amp;bull; [[Kraut and Tea]] &amp;bull; [[LolcowLive]] &amp;bull; [[alcoholic|Matthew Vickers]] &amp;bull; [[Retard|Mersh]] &amp;bull; [[Pegging|Michael Alberto]] &amp;bull; [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] &amp;bull; [[Mister Metokur]] &amp;bull; [[Mundane Matt]] &amp;bull; [[Nick Fuentes]] &amp;bull; [[Coke|Nick Rekieta]] &amp;bull; [[Null]] &amp;bull; [[Onision]] &amp;bull; [[Pantsu]] &amp;bull; [[Whore|Pipkin Pippa]] &amp;bull; [[Obese|PPP]] &amp;bull; [[Australian|Randbot]] &amp;bull; [[Mr. Repzion|Repzion]] &amp;bull; [[Richard Spencer]] &amp;bull; [[Sargon of Akkad]] &amp;bull; [[Seattle4Truth]] &amp;bull; [[Shadman|Soph]] &amp;bull; [[Fat|The Gamer Gator]] &amp;bull; [[TheQuartering]] &amp;bull; [[Internet Tough guy|Tonka Saw]] &amp;bull; [[Turkey Tom]] &amp;bull; [[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] &amp;bull; [[Pedophile|Vito]] &amp;bull; [[AZN|Zidan]]<br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''Enemies'''<br /> |[[Baphomet|/baphomet/]] &amp;bull; [[Anita Sarkeesian]] &amp;bull; [[Brianna Wu]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Ray Gun]] &amp;bull; [[Ian Miles Cheong]] &amp;bull; [[Maddox]] <br /> |-valign=&quot;top&quot;<br /> |'''See Also'''<br /> | [[8chan]] &amp;bull; [[Alcohol]] &amp;bull; [[Alt-Right]] &amp;bull; [[Chris Chan]] &amp;bull; [[GamerGate]] &amp;bull; [[Gunt]] &amp;bull; [[Kiwi Farms]] &amp;bull; [[Solomon Henderson]] &amp;bull; [[Tucker Carlson]] &amp;bull; [[Xanax]]<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Series Templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;&lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:Ethan Ralph]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Alexander_Rybak&diff=1951965 2026-04-26T04:26:52Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>__NOTOC__<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:AlexanderRybak.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Alexander Rybak]] <br /> <br /> '''Alexander Rybak''' is a [[13-year-old boy]] who became every [[Whore|girl's]] wet dream after he won the 2009's [[Eurovision]]. [[B|/b/tards]] from [[Norway]] were overly [[angry|happy]] about it and decided to [[spam]] up /b/ with pictures of Rybak with some [[Shit nobody cares about|random-ass irrelevant text]]. This resulted in one of the biggest [[fail]]s of a [[forced meme]] of all time.<br /> <br /> == The song in all its [[Erection|glory]] ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''The [[shitty]] song itself (proof that [[Fact|Europe is full of tasteless monkeys]])''' :&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;uiH4BFTELME&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Lyrics ==<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Years ago, when i was younger,<br /> I kinda liked a girl I knew.<br /> She was mine, and we were sweethearts.<br /> That was then, but then it's true.<br /> <br /> I'm in love with a fairytale,<br /> Even though it hurts.<br /> 'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;<br /> I'm already cursed.<br /> <br /> Every day, we started fighting;<br /> Every night, we fell in love.<br /> No one else could make me sadder,<br /> But no one else could lift me high above.<br /> <br /> I don't know what I was doing,<br /> When suddenly we fell apart.<br /> Nowadays, I cannot find her,<br /> But when I do, we'll get a brand new start.<br /> <br /> I'm in love with a fairytale,<br /> Even though it hurts.<br /> 'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;<br /> I'm already cursed.<br /> <br /> She's a fairytale (Yeaaah!)<br /> Even though it hurts.<br /> 'Cause I don't care if I lose my mind;<br /> I'm already cursed.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> == [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?|An educated opinion front a drunk Norwegian guy]] ==<br /> [[Buttsecks|Fuck him]] and the violin he [[Anal|rode]] on, [[Nobody|who gives a fuck]] about Eurovision anyway?<br /> <br /> == Gallery of Fail ==<br /> {{cg|Alexander Rybak|rõbak|center|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Rybak.jpg|I'll be Rybak in a second (it should be noted that anyone who uses this image fails massively, because [[nobody cares|Rybak isn't even pronounced that way]]).<br /> Image:RybakRage.jpg|[[RAGE|FFFFUUUUUUUUUU]]<br /> Image:Pondus-fairytale.gif|Actual Norwegian comic on Alexander Rybak.<br /> Image:RybakGodhand.png| [[Godhand Edit]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:SnowdayNorway.jpg|Rybak also fails at trolling.<br /> Image:RybakDemoti.jpg|<br /> Image:FairytaleChart.PNG|Years ago, [[WHEN I WAS|when I was]] younger... <br /> Image:RybakCash.JPG|Shit was [[so cash]].<br /> Image:Selena-rybak.png|Selena Rybak<br /> Image:AdviceRybak.jpg| [[Advice Dog|Advice Rybak]]<br /> Image:RybakTemplate.jpg| [[Oh Exploitable]]<br /> Image:TrianglePyramid.png|[[Newfags can't triforce|How to use the triangle pyramid?]]<br /> Image:Play_Violin.jpg|[[Do it faggot]]<br /> Image:RybakEval.jpg|Part of the [[chemo]] that is curing /b/. [[DO IT FAGGOT|POST THIS EVERYWHERE.]]<br /> Image:RetardRunning.jpg|Rybak [[IRL]].<br /> Image:Alexander_failbak_1-1.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Related links==<br /> *[[Eurovision]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.alexanderrybak.com/ Rybak's homepage]<br /> *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Alexander-Rybak/183104285643 Rybak's Failbook]<br /> *[http://twitter.com/AlexanderRybak Rybak's Twatter]<br /> *[http://www.myspace.com/alexanderrybak Rybak's Myspace]<br /> <br /> {{Chans}}<br /> {{music}}<br /> {{memes}}<br /> {{Cancer}}<br /> <br /> {{stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Image Macros]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous&diff=1951964 2026-04-26T04:22:25Z

<p>Couscous: /* EDiots I&#039;ve successfully trolled */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann<br /> *[[Mikel White]]<br /> *[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]]<br /> *[[Breadtube]]<br /> <br /> === Templates I made ===<br /> *Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)<br /> *Sektur/Sekturtard<br /> <br /> == &lt;font color=&quot;#fea2ff&quot;&gt;For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~&lt;/font&gt; ==<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]<br /> [[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA336A&quot;&gt;i can't keep pushing this down any deeper<br /> <br /> why do I keep trying if i cant keep her<br /> <br /> every move i make<br /> <br /> Is just another mistake<br /> <br /> I wonder what it would take<br /> <br /> bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body<br /> <br /> like theres a hole inside my heart<br /> <br /> its like this feelings gonna consume me<br /> <br /> if i keep waiting for this thing to start<br /> <br /> Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == More info about Cous ==<br /> <br /> === Things I like ===<br /> *[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]<br /> *[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior<br /> *[[Zoe Quinn]]<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[Dragon Ball Z]]<br /> *[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]<br /> <br /> === Things I hate ===<br /> *[[TCC]]<br /> <br /> === Idols ===<br /> *[[Weev]]<br /> *[[Peter Scully]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.<br /> *[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.<br /> *[[BG Kumbi]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]]<br /> *[[MarioMario456]]<br /> *[[Mumkey Jones]]<br /> *[[Terry A. Davis]]<br /> <br /> ===EDiots I've successfully trolled===<br /> *[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro<br /> *[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool<br /> *[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol<br /> *[[Pedro J. Garcia]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]]<br /> *[[User:Crowcaw|Crow]] - btw youre a massive tard faggot pedophile lmaoooo<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Honorary Aryan]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}<br /> *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.<br /> <br /> [[File:edgelordcharlie.gif|300px|right]]<br /> [[File:tomgween.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Tom Green]] answering my call]]<br /> [[File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.]]<br /> [[File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Blackberry.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life.]]<br /> [[File:G-Zay_admitting_defeat.png|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Chin-Chan Myspace7.jpg|thumb|right|my beloved]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|yt2012vids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DsE1MsTWM5s&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;ded<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3lzrs-B-8xQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;rip<br /> |border=black|background=red}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Chans}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{YTMND}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{emoseries}}<br /> {{Goth}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Btard}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:thisorsmth.png|center|400px]]<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:niggler.gif|200px|link= ]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Datburk.png|200px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|150px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> {{#setlogo:perc30nigga.jpg}}</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Couscous&diff=1951963 2026-04-26T04:18:43Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. 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Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Incogneto&diff=1951962 2026-04-26T04:12:03Z

<p>Couscous: pluh</p> <hr /> <div>{{Deathnotice|Like legit what the fuck is this}}<br /> [[File:Incogdump.png|thumb]]</div>

Couscous https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Kero_The_Wolf&diff=1951961 2026-04-26T04:10:04Z

<p>Couscous: </p> <hr /> <div>:''For the other pedophile also known as Kero, see [[Evil-unveiled.com/Kero]].''<br /> {{rainbow|#keroisoverparty}}<br /> {{SickFuck}}<br /> {{zoo}}<br /> {{quote| I did not have sexual relations with that roadkill!|Kero The Wolf trying to defend himself, but failing miserably.}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{ib|[[File:Kerothewolfyoutubeicon.jpg|250px]]}} <br /> {{ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Kero The Wolf/Yami The Wolf'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Joshua Hoffman}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt|American]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|Yami The Wolf}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''YouTube'''|{{yt|c|UCmmyGFIyEUHDsVTZwuW1BZA|Kero The Wolf}}}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Twitter'''|{{twitter|KerotheWolf}}}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Twitch'''|{{twitch|Kero_The_Wolf}}}}<br /> {{ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread'''|{{kf|48033}}}}<br /> {{ibend}}<br /> '''Kero The Wolf'''{{zoophile}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Joshua Hoffman'''), formerly known as '''Yami The Wolf''', is a {{age|1995|5|29}}-year-old [[Furfag]] [[YouTuber]] from [[Pennsylvania]] who decided fucking his dog would be [[Awesome|a great idea.]] He was generally regarded as a [[Oxymoron|respected member of the Furry community]] until [[Dox|info]] leaked from his [[Twitter|Twitter account,]] indicating that he practised [[bestiality|zoophilia]] and [[Necrofurs|necrophilia]] as well as having a [[vore]] fetish. There has even been talk of Kero's [[Allegedly|alleged]] involvement in [[pedophilia|pedophilia.]] [[You]] do the math. <br /> <br /> [[BAW|His dog Koda recently died]] of [[Surprise buttsex|kidney failure]], and Kero had no problem with admitting that he raped his dog on a regular basis. In the now infamous [[Telegram]] chat he expressed concern about his [[Pope Francis|friends raping and dismembering his dog THEN killing it.]] His &quot;friends&quot; assured that [[Jeffery Dahmer|they would never do that without his permission.]] <br /> <br /> For some odd reason, Kero being a sick necro zoophile came as a shock to the furry community, this is odd considering [[fact|all furries fuck their pets and animals]] as zoophilia is a rite of passage for their community.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Before YouTube ==<br /> Kero started out as any other typical furry would. He lived the average life of a [[DeviantArt]] furry, by sucking neetbuxs from downy Furries. He was also a user on [[FurAffinity]] and [[Telegram]] where he went by the name of Yami The Wolf. At some point in his Internet life, Yami changed his name to Kero, as he is known today. As is to be expected of &lt;s&gt;most&lt;/s&gt; all furries, Kero spent – and continued to spend – most of his time [[Sick fuck|enthusiastically talking about raping animals in graphic detail]] and [[Roleplay|rping]] with other equally-degenerate furfags on [[Telegram]], and [[Bulbapedia|he never once thought that this could be incriminating.]]<br /> <br /> ==His Days on YouTube==<br /> ===The History===<br /> On July 7 2013, Kero started his Jewtube channel which was dedicated to [[Bestiality|&quot;Doing things differently&quot;]]. And different they were, most furries don't actually fuck dogs (Or get caught). HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I CHOKE ON KNOTS. Kero did what most [[furfags]] do on youtube. Live streams, advice about the fandom, and of course shit like that.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|BarneyVids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4HqpFt-DU0Q&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Kero discussing the loss of his &quot;boyfriend&quot; to drugs.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;bGkCgkd_07Q&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Kero talks about one of his past jobs.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;Aroc_goAENg&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Discussing about Lights for some reason.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;KWj5NELb8yE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Kero shows you how to become a [[bullshit|&quot;meme&quot;.]] (You have to watch it on YouTube itself as Kero disabled embedding on this video.)<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;4o5NAL8ebmE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Full of complete lies as usual.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;fsXVzQl9eFk&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Kero doing a Q&amp;A in his fursuit. &lt;s&gt;And fucking dabs in the thumbnail&lt;/s&gt;}}<br /> |}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> === Videos others made featuring him ===<br /> As with most other &quot;furtubers&quot;, Kero also did collaborations with other furries including [[Majira Strawberry]] who is considered the [[god|god of the furry fandom]]. He was generally viewed as nothing more than another &quot;innocent&quot; furry youtuber when of course we all know that was a big flat out lie.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|BarneyVids2|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;7UmeMzbqEyQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;[[Gay|RUBBING with KERO]]<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;NCjnjvseTts&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Majira Strawberry's Exclusive Furry Interview with Kero<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;jBJqsddqArA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;When furries have free time (Ft. Majira and Kero)<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;t15HZx_p42U&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Someone made a compilation of Kero moaning for some fucking reason.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;95pxEUmEDl4&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Kero talks to some random guy on Omegle.}}<br /> |}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==His rise to fame==<br /> [[File:KeroAndFoxetteTheFox.jpg|thumb|Kero meeting a fan at midwest furfest on [[William Atchison]] day.]]<br /> On July 6, 2017 following several years of no one giving a shit about Kero, [[Shane Dawson]] chose to do an interview with him over how the furry community was &quot;supposedly&quot; like. This was the result of {{yt|c|UCDRnjF5F2nVOYCbm45CbvBg|Ashley Zoe Fox}}, a friend of Kero discussing about furries to Shane and paying him to do the interview after Kero agreed to do it. During the interview, Kero talked about his so called &quot;lifestyle&quot; and his job at Applebee's and other [[shit nobody cares about]]. <br /> <br /> Of course, there was no mention of Kero fucking his dog as this info was kept hidden and we all know that Kero didn't want anyone finding out this secret about him. As a result of the video, Kero went from having 10,000 subscribers to 90,000 subscribers. Kero also decided to start doing YouTube full-time and quit his job at Applebee's shortly after. By the earlier parts of 2018, Kero had reached over 100,000 subscribers but this &quot;victory&quot; was very short lived. Shortly after the initial leaks of Kero being a zoophile came out, however, Shane privatized his video with Kero which indicates that he knows about what happened.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|BarneyVids3|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;0XXkZRfdD3g&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;&lt;nowiki&gt;WEIRD SIDE OF YOUTUBE: FURRIES&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;j5MyddL8s2U&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;&lt;nowiki&gt;Weird Side of YouTube: Furries Reaction&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;bPF65mW0YdU&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Shane Dawson Experience}}<br /> |}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==The Leakening==<br /> ===Getting Caught===<br /> [[File:Kerothewolfirl.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Kero pointing to his nipples to prove his &quot;innocence&quot;.]]<br /> In September of 2018, leaked screencaps of Kero's private [[Telegram]] conversations were posted onto [[Twitter]] by a zoophile using the handle 'Zoodonym', as part of a massive leak exposing a depraved [[Animal abuse|zoosadist]]-pedophile sex ring within the furry community, a group which Kero [[Coincidence|just happened to be a part of]]. Rather than properly turning the info over to the police, Zoodonym decided to create some [[lulz]] instead. After people saw the leaked screencaps, millions commented, wondering what the fuck was going on. Although some of the initial pictures of what appeared to be Kero with tattoos on his body fucking a dog were proven to be someone else, later proof would come out that would show how fucked up Kero really was. In the process of all of this happening [[Mister Metokur]] uploaded two videos regarding the leaks that came out, explaining that even if Kero was guilty or not furries were responsible for fucking with the animals present in the evidence provided. <br /> <br /> In his initial statements to the public, Kero denied having any involvement with the zoosadist network which the leaks had implicated him in. He claimed not only that all the messages attributed to him – appearing in conversations spanning a period of about two years – were completely [[Fake News|faked]], but that his [[Telegram]] account was also hijacked by Iranian [[1337|superhackers]] from Iran, a country where [[Telegram]] has banned since June [[2018|last year]]. In a bid to prove his [[Guilt|innocence]], Kero uploaded a screenshot to Twitter, showing &quot;his&quot; active sessions history on [[Telegram]]; a story which was believed right up until the very next screenshot he posted, where an icon indicating an active VPN connection is seen in his phone's status bar. He would later go on to admit that he simply pulled the image off of [[Google]] in an interview with an [[Fat fuck|morbidly-obese man]] wearing a ''[[Rick and Morty]]'' T-shirt, where Kero would also backpedal on statements he had given mere hours earlier, completely changing up his entire story for the camera.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|BarneyVids4|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;jgLtvni_rMo&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;The typical fan of Kero trying to defend this sick fuck.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;D2okzfx1k0I&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Kero &amp; The Zoo Crew<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;sbzUOajs2d8&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;A Man And His Dog}}<br /> |}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===The Truth comes out===<br /> As people waited for the whole truth regarding Kero to come out, he arranged a couple of interviews with {{yt|Kothorix}} and Ashley Zoe Fox, in a bid to clear his good name from all the animal rape [[Facts|accusations]]. In the video he did with Ashley Zoe Fox, Kero offers his latest revision of the truth, stating that his involvement with the Zoo Crew was limited to an interest in &quot;feral artwork&quot;, and that about 95% of the conversations shown in the leaks are fabricated. This still suggests that at least some percentage of the logs are in fact real. ''[[idiot|Oops]]''. <br /> <br /> The pathetic truth is that Kero's fellow zoosadist &quot;[[Pedophile|SnakeThing™]]&quot; had simply decided to give away his login details to a complete stranger (archived: {{archive|UbDrq|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/GrizzlyFatalis/status/1047925724391198720|title=2}}), without ever thinking of the [[Ruination|life-changing]] [[consequences]] for the fellow perverts he had been exchanging messages with.<br /> <br /> Below are a few screenshots of the many, many fucked up things Kero said on [[Telegram]]:<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{cg||hurl|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Kerotelegram1.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram2.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram3.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram4.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram5.fw.PNG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Kerotelegram6.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram7.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram8.jpg<br /> File:Kerotelegram9.png<br /> File:Kerotelegram10.fw.png<br /> File:Kerotelegram11.png<br /> File:Kerotelegram12.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram13.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram14.fw.PNG<br /> File:Kerotelegram15.fw.PNG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{center|<br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|BarneyVids5|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;dxi3bxYz5kE&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;{{yt|Kothorix}} talks about the truth behind Kero and the chatlogs. Notice what Kero says here and compare that to his interview with Ashley Zoe Fox<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;cJZ_6hjJl1o&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;[[Pkrussl]] tries to &quot;reason&quot; about the Kero situation. Even though it's obvious Kero is guilty.<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;0NYtE-c5tOA&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;Ashley Zoe Fox does a botched interview with Kero where he once again lies about shit.}}<br /> |}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Accusations Begin==<br /> Following several weeks of lulzy filled fighting in the furry community, many were shocked in horror when tweets consisting of side-by-side comparisons between Kero's garage and the garage in one of the videos of an animal being sexually abused were posted. The location was also discovered to be one of the places that Kero's now dead dog, Koda was seen in. Aside from that, chatlogs revealed that Kero admitted to the logs being real and that the conversations between him and Snakething, the leader of the zoosadist group did take place. He also admitted to someone on [[Telegram]] that he went by several names in the zoo community including Yami, Azzoen, and Smoll. <br /> <br /> Following this, Kero put his Twitter account in lockdown out of [[butthurt]] in knowing that he was fucked. He also disabled comments on his Instagram because he doesn't want to admit that he was in reality a zoophile. Evidence of Kero being involved on an animal abuse site by the name &quot;ZooX18&quot; started showing up where he went under the name NeroZero04. Kero later reopened his Twitter account only to lock it down again shortly afterwards. [[Kiwi Farms]] has documented the accusations against Kero with many of the members wanting him to be imprisoned. <br /> {{cg||hurl2|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Kodapuppy.jpg|Koda, one of the dogs that Kero fucked with. <br /> File:Kerowithoutfacialhair.jpg|Proof that Kero had a clean shave around the time he was abusing Koda. <br /> File:Kerotelegram16.png|Screencap of Kero's conversations with Snakething. <br /> File:Kerotelegram17.png|Another screencap of Kero's conversation with Snakething.<br /> File:KeroZoox18Profile.png|Screencap of Kero's Account on ZooX18. <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:KeroZooNames.jpg|Kero admits the names he used in the zoo community. <br /> File:kero reddit.png<br /> File:KeroSmollWolfTelegram.jpg|Kero The Wolf (as Smoll Wolf) on [[Telegram]] discussing about his interests in Necrophilia.<br /> File:KeroKikAccount.png|Kero's Kik Account<br /> File:KeroTelegramOuted.jpg|Kero The Wolf on [[Telegram]] discussing with a friend of his about him being outed during the time the zoophilia stuff came out about him.<br /> File:KeroTelegramOuted2.jpg|Kero The Wolf messages his friend on ZooX18 who mentions to them the same thing as on [[Telegram]].<br /> File:Kero The Wolf admits to throatfucking his dog Koda.png|Kero admits to throatfucking Koda. <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> |}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Current Status==<br /> [[File:Keroblamesfurryfandom.jpg|thumb|220px|Kero The Wolf blames everyone but himself for his actions.]]<br /> ===No justice for Kero===<br /> Despite major amounts of backlash from even within the [[Furry]] community itself, Kero is still being able to live free without justice or retribution for his crimes. A group of furries who formerly called themselves &quot;Furvengers&quot; have sent the evidence to police. They already managed to get the leader of the group '''Snakething''' ([[Powerword]]: Levi Simmons) and [https://www.cibercuba.com/noticias/2018-11-23-u1-e129488-s27061-denuncian-cuba-violador-asesino-perros Cuban counterpart] '''Woof''' ([[Powerword]]: Rubén Marrero Pernas) arrested. Charges for Snakething, however, [https://www.flayrah.com/7464/furries-assist-authorities-leads-charges-and-arrest-levi-snakething-simmons were dropped] for now due to the statute of limitations. While it is only momentarily that Kero himself is arrested, It shows just how slow the American Justice System really is. <br /> <br /> ===The law steps in===<br /> On November 8, 2018, however, Kero did admit on Twitter that he was now under police investigation and has stated to be [[lie|&quot;taking the situation seriously&quot;]]. He has issued an apology for essentially fucking over an entire fandom and &quot;promises&quot; the [[truth]] and explanation once the investigation is over. Kero currently is ignoring the situation and not cooperating with police. He is also blocking those who want him to come clean and turn himself in. {{yt|rgb9000|Voice Of Reason}}, one of the few remaining defenders of Kero states that he is under legal advisement not to be posting anything publicy. We hope sooner or later that this sick fuck ends up in prison, but only time will tell.<br /> <br /> ===Kero &quot;leaves&quot; the fandom===<br /> After a two month hiatus in which Kero was absent from all social media he announced on January 30, 2019 that he was &quot;leaving&quot; the fandom. According to his long ass statement on Twitter, he states that the &quot;toxic mindsets&quot; and &quot;witch hunts&quot; against him in the community were primarily the reasons behind him leaving. He also stated that while he'll delete most of his social media, he would keep his YouTube channel up because [[Lie|&quot;it brings great joy to some&quot;.]] Despite what he's said, however, he continues to be active on Twitter while purging much of his tweets in the process.<br /> <br /> ===Kero's Return===<br /> On March 12, 2021 Kero decided to return to YouTube where he proceeded to bitch about how he DINDU NUFFIN and is a GOOD BOI. Of course, nobody beyond a few [[retard|mentally retarded]] simps (who are also likely zoophiles) believe him. Likes and dislikes are disabled on his new videos, and comments are heavily censored. After whining about how everything was faked he began to upload the usual shitty, cringey furshit he was known for before being outed as a dog rapist.<br /> <br /> ==The Aftermath==<br /> A couple of months after his return, on 24 Apr 2022, popular youtuber [[Turkey Tom]] released a nearly hour long video essay documenting almost all the degeneracy to a wider audience, amassing over 1,760,924 views.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{frame|&lt;youtube&gt;HXGv1WkpKRI&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''Kero hasn't been seen online again after this video released'''}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> The degeneracy is finally over, nothing of value was lost.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> {{cg||hurl4|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Kero1stfursuit.jpg|Kero's 1st suit from 2014. Also original design.<br /> File:Kerothewolfdabbing.png|Kero's 2nd suit in which he dabs in. <br /> File:kero dead bf.png|Kero's dead boyfriend who was also an animal rapist!<br /> File:Kero the Wolf beheading.jpg|! مغتصب الحيوانات الموت إلى<br /> File:KerothewolfPSA.jpg|And this has been a public service announcement from your furry friend Kero!<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> [[File:Kero.jpg|thumb|Kero's furhead. The four red stripes signify the four dogs whose eyesockets he screwed]]<br /> *[[BlueCatRiolu]] <br /> *[[DeviantArt]]<br /> *[[Furry]]<br /> *[[CamHead]] - Someone extremely similar to Kero/Yami.<br /> *[[John Sakars]] - Another furry who got caught fucking dogs. <br /> *[[Majira Strawberry]] - Once was close friends with him.<br /> *[[Mister Metokur]]<br /> *[[Necrophilia]]<br /> *[[Necrofur]]<br /> *[[Pedophilia]]<br /> *[[Pkrussl]] - Got caught as a cub fur fetishist. <br /> *[[Shane Dawson]] <br /> *[[Sibe]]<br /> *[[ToonKriticY2K]] - A [[Brony]] Analyst who was accused of similar shit in 2018. <br /> *[[Twitter]]<br /> *[[Vore]]<br /> *[[YouTube]]<br /> *[[Zoophilia]]<br /> *[[User:PansexualFag1/Sandbox|Sean Micheal Mckenzie]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> ===Main Accounts===<br /> *{{yt|c|UCmmyGFIyEUHDsVTZwuW1BZA|Kero The Wolf}} <br /> *{{twitter|KerotheWolf|Kero The Wolf}} - Main account, was protected but is now viewable again.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{furaffinity|keroyamimora}}&lt;/s&gt; - Original FurAffinity (requires an account to view). Now disabled. <br /> *{{furaffinity|~kerothewolf~}} - Secondary FurAffinity (requires an account to view).<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{instagram|kero_the_wolf|@kero_the_wolf}}&lt;/s&gt; (gone)<br /> *{{patreon|Kerothewolf}} - His remaining patrons have no reason to continue supporting him at this point. <br /> *{{skype|Kerothewolf44}}<br /> *{{twitch|Kero_The_Wolf}}<br /> *{{telegram|kerothewolf|Telegram}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{tumblr|Kerothewolf}}&lt;/s&gt; (gone)<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{facebook|josh.hoffman.334491|Josh Hoffman}}&lt;/s&gt; - Facebook profile. Apparently no surviving archives of this are out there.<br /> *[https://streamlabs.com/Kero_The_Wolf StreamLabs]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://aminoapps.com/c/furry-amino/page/user/kero-the-wolf/bNd0_JrEcGf8qWk8za8pJb83kmXx50Q6vYv Furry Amino account]&lt;/s&gt; (gone)<br /> <br /> ===Other Accounts of Kero's===<br /> *{{ws|Imgur favicon.png|https://imgur.com/user/KerotheWolf|KerotheWolf}} - Nothing except for a gay self-description.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{flickr|kero_yamimora|Kero Yamimora}}&lt;/s&gt; (gone)<br /> *{{twitter|yamithewolf1|Yami The Wolf}} 🔒 - Secondary zoophile account, also protected.<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://www.pa-furry.org/user/6858/keroyamimora Pennsylvania Furries account]&lt;/s&gt; - '''{{archive|GH87c|(Archived)}}'''<br /> *[https://medium.com/@KerotheWolf Medium account]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://t.co/yQn9cet2TJ ZooX18 account]&lt;/s&gt; {{wayback|https://www.zoox18.com/user/NeroZero04|20181101210806|title=(Archived)}} - Warning. Animal abuse present on the site. View at your own risk.<br /> <br /> ===Other Sources of Information regarding Kero===<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://mega.nz/#!uegiiKjA!uAXKhF_b0xYjKoFESK2HMTbCa3z6p1dWDgD_d0hYNJ8 Mega archive of [[Telegram]] channel export detailing the sickfuckery of Kero and the entire zoosadist network he was in].&lt;/s&gt; (gone)<br /> *'''{{archive|tfO4M|Thread on 8chan's /cow/ board}}'''<br /> *'''{{archive|8PNIT|Another Thread on 8chan's /cow/ board}}'''<br /> *{{kf|48033|Kero's Kiwi Farms Thread}} <br /> *{{kf|47973|Zoosadism Megathread}} - Includes other zoophiles and zoosadists especially those associated with the same group Kero had ties to. Also documents any form of animal abuse as well. <br /> *'''{{archive|rrsEE|EDF2 Thread #1}}'''<br /> *'''{{archive|twMF2|EDF2 Thread #2}}'''<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{ws|Youtube favicon.png|https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Kero_The_Wolf|Article on Wikitubia}}&lt;/s&gt; {{wayback|https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Kero_The_Wolf|20181031064223|title=(Archived)}}<br /> *{{wf|Kero_The_Wolf_(USA)|Article}} on [[WikiFur]].<br /> <br /> {{Furfaggotry}}<br /> {{Animals}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> {{YoutubeSeries}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> {{8chan}}<br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured Article January 9 and 10, [[2019]]|[[Peluchin Entertainment]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Jason Bowen]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Featured article December 27 &amp; 28, [[2022]]|[[Christmas]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Fort Hood]]}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline|Article of the Now June 27 &amp; 28, [[2025]]|[[Wyatt Tomlin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Mississippi]]}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:People|Hoffman, Joshua]]<br /> [[Category:Horrorcows]]</div>

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<p>Couscous: /* Idols */</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:#bitvch}}<br /> {{Truespic}}<br /> {{764}}<br /> {{Forced Meme}}<br /> {{Christian hero}}<br /> &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; width=&quot;40%&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid #aaaaaa; background:none; font-size:9pt; font-weight:bold; padding:3px&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;tr&gt;<br /> &lt;td width=&quot;150px&quot; style=&quot;padding:0px; border:1px solid #000000&quot;&gt;[[File:Amazing AT.png|150px]]&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;td style=&quot;background:#ff7777; border:2px solid #dd0000; padding:8px&quot;&gt;This user is a known [[ED]] [[ED:VIP|vandal]].&lt;br&gt;Last page vandalized: &lt;i&gt;[[user:Gdnigger2012|some indian faggot's article]]&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You can help by [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}|cleaning up after them]].&lt;/td&gt;<br /> &lt;/tr&gt;<br /> &lt;/table&gt;<br /> {{Goodnews|Couscous is now a God!}}<br /> {{Mudslime}}<br /> [[File:kfved.png|200px|left|thumb]]<br /> <br /> {{Megaphone|!!!!!}}<br /> <br /> '''æ 4evar or wtv'''<br /> <br /> this is my favorite page ----&gt; [[User:HyperJive|page]]<br /> <br /> i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright<br /> <br /> [[File:Pluh.gif|thumb|me|right]]<br /> [[File:Sad cat.jpg|300px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Hi==<br /> {{Editor}}<br /> {{troll}}<br /> {{Grammarnazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> | border-c = {{{1|#99f}}}<br /> | id = &lt;div style=&quot;pointer-events:none&quot;&gt;[[File:Raywilliamjohnson.png|50px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> | id-c = #99f<br /> | info = This [[nigger|user]] is a '''[[:Recent changes|recent changes]] [[Nazi|patroller]]'''.<br /> | info-c = #F8F8FF<br /> | info-fc = {{{info-fc|black}}}<br /> | info-s = {{{info-s|8}}}<br /> | nocat = {{{nocat|}}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. <br /> <br /> ==Wiki-related==<br /> <br /> {{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|'''Couscoused''' - U Read One Of My Works|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Articles by me===<br /> [[File:JKH.png|thumb|right]]<br /> *[[Sminem]]<br /> *[[StamperTV]]<br /> *[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell <br /> *[[Sematary]]<br /> *[[FlamencoTV]]<br /> *[[Toby Reynolds]]<br /> *[[PTKFGS]]<br /> *[[Dr. Gloves]]<br /> *[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo<br /> <br /> ===Articles I fixed===<br /> '''These articles are mine now'''<br /> *[[Death Grips]]<br /> *[[Beastie Boys]]<br /> *[[iDubbbzTV]]<br /> *[[King Von]]<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Zazef]]<br /> *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]]<br /> *[[Reviewbrah]]<br /> *[[Ethan Klein]]<br /> <br /> === Articles I wanna make ===<br /> '''I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here'''<br /> *[[Anisa Jomha]]<br /> *[[Mia Khalifa]]<br /> *[[Brainrot]]<br /> *[[Deadwingdork]]<br /> *[[Aaron Fetcher]]<br /> *[[TCC Shitting Up ED]]<br /> *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]]<br /> *[[Bumfights]]<br /> *[[Threemilk]]<br /> *[[Ken Ashcorp]]<br /> *[[Duckman]]<br /> *[[OneyNG]]<br /> *[[Supa Hot Fire]]<br /> *[[Bob Hickman]]<br /> *[[Jiggaboo Jones]]<br /> *[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann<br /> *[[Mikel White]]<br /> *[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]]<br /> *[[Breadtube]]<br /> <br /> === Templates I made ===<br /> *Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv)<br /> *Sektur/Sekturtard<br /> <br /> == &lt;font color=&quot;#fea2ff&quot;&gt;For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~&lt;/font&gt; ==<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;&quot;&gt;<br /> [[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]]<br /> [[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA336A&quot;&gt;i can't keep pushing this down any deeper<br /> <br /> why do I keep trying if i cant keep her<br /> <br /> every move i make<br /> <br /> Is just another mistake<br /> <br /> I wonder what it would take<br /> <br /> bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body<br /> <br /> like theres a hole inside my heart<br /> <br /> its like this feelings gonna consume me<br /> <br /> if i keep waiting for this thing to start<br /> <br /> Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up inside<br /> <br /> its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == More info about Cous ==<br /> <br /> === Things I like ===<br /> *[[Guitar|Playing guitar]]<br /> *[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior<br /> *[[Zoe Quinn]]<br /> *[[4chan]]<br /> *[[Dragon Ball Z]]<br /> *[[Lean|Wocky Slush]]<br /> <br /> === Things I hate ===<br /> *[[TCC]]<br /> <br /> === Idols ===<br /> *[[Weev]]<br /> *[[Peter Scully]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.<br /> *[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.<br /> *[[Ethan Ralph]]<br /> *[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.<br /> *[[BG Kumbi]]<br /> *[[Adolf Hitler]]<br /> *[[MarioMario456]]<br /> *[[Mumkey Jones]]<br /> *[[Terry A. Davis]]<br /> <br /> ===EDiots I've successfully trolled===<br /> *[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro<br /> *[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]]<br /> *[[Patryk Kornatowski]]<br /> *Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool<br /> *[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol<br /> *[[Pedro J. Garcia]]<br /> *[[Donald Buffkin]]<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> * [[Honorary Aryan]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}}<br /> *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.<br /> <br /> [[File:edgelordcharlie.gif|300px|right]]<br /> [[File:tomgween.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Tom Green]] answering my call]]<br /> [[File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger.]]<br /> [[File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Blackberry.png|250px|thumb|right|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life.]]<br /> [[File:G-Zay_admitting_defeat.png|thumb|right]]<br /> [[File:Chin-Chan Myspace7.jpg|thumb|right|my beloved]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{frame|<br /> {{videoframe|yt2012vids|font-weight: bold;|<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;DsE1MsTWM5s&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;ded<br /> |&lt;youtube&gt;3lzrs-B-8xQ&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> ;rip<br /> |border=black|background=red}}<br /> |}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Chans}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Sekturtard}}<br /> {{User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew}}<br /> {{Lolcows}}<br /> {{emoseries}}<br /> {{Goth}}<br /> {{Nazis}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> {{Btard}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:thisorsmth.png|center|400px]]<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; left:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:niggler.gif|200px|link= ]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; top:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Datburk.png|200px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0;z-index:1&quot;&gt;[[File:Gabriel the autistic fuck.jpg|150px|link=]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> {{#setlogo:perc30nigga.jpg}}</div>

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