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''This article primarily covers the facts, history and other information about the country of the United States. If you were looking for the breed, please [[Americunts|click here]]. '' 

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[[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|Americans enjoying hard core Iraqi fuckfest orgy holidays!!!]]
[[Image:Boadwee_Old_Glory_2007.jpg|thumb|Old Glory, 2007, by artist [[Keith Boadwee]]]]
[[Image:Americaworld.jpg|thumb|left|Red denotes continuous landmass where 'Yankee Go Home is NOT sung on a daily basis, Jew Stars denote Outposts and Capital. Grey denotes continuous landmass where Yankee go Home' IS sung on a daily basis whereas five pointed stars represent their Outposts. Green denotes continuous landmass Where America is loved with [[BDSM|particular]] [[buttfuck|fondness]]]]
[[File:Uncle Sam.jpg|thumb|left|Standard procedure.]]

[[File:TheUSAandtheirneighbourstates.jpg|thumb|center|The USA and their cool neighbours]]

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|America has the honour of being the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without the usual interval of civilisation in between|Georges Clemenceau

|America is a monstrosity, I wish Columbus had never discovered it.|Siegmund Freud

|I mean the biggest international terror operations that are known are the ones that are run out of Washington.|Noam Chomsky

|The USA is a corrupt, violent, immoral and hypocritical Nation.|Karlheinz Deschner

|Our every action is a battle cry against imperialism, and a battle hymn for the people's unity against the great enemy of mankind: the United States of America.|[[Che Guevara]]

|Thus the American presents a strange picture: a European with Negro behaviour and an Indian soul.|Carl Jung

|The United States has never entered a serious war, and has never been victorious.|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

|I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance ... everything about the behaviour of American society reveals that it's half Judaised, and the other half negrified. How can one expect a State like that to hold together?|[[Adolf Hitler]]

|US Americans are a multi-ethnic Amalgam of unenlightened, uneducated, obese and gun-fanatic hicks without identity and culture.|Anon from a Forum
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'''The Jewnited States of Americunts''', ''(pronounced by the [[Retards|local inhabitants]] as '''"[[White Trash|Murka]]"''')'' is also known as the ''[[Eminem|Divided States of Embarassment]]'', ''[[Confederate States of America]]'', ''Ameri[[KKK]]<nowiki/>a'', ''[[Dumbfuckistan]]'', ''The [[Zionist]] States of [[Israel|Israelistan]]'', [[bible|''Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan'']], [[McDonalds|''Fatty Nation'']], ''[[The Great Satan]]'', the [[Barack Obama|''Black States of America'']], ''[[Fail|United Failed States Of America]]'', ''[[George W. Bush|United Rogue States Of America]]'' or just ''[[America]]'' (as if they are the only country on the whole [[Mexico|''continent'']]) is a retarded piece of shit cesspool of [[rednecks]], [[spics]], [[jews]], [[niggers]] and [[christfags]] on land stolen from the native [[Injuns]]. It is currently #2 on top ten [[fat]]test countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-[[Spanish]], also known as the [[Mexicans]].

'''Americunts''' are ugly, selfish, greasy, fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease, [[circumcision|remove the foremost part of the reproductive organ of their male offspring]], and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. Even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas, and an extreme case of [[Micropenis|baby-dick]], they believe they are superior to everyone else.

The United States is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in human history, and it is despised, secretly or openly, by every other country on the planet, primarily because it is inhabited by the type of people who [https://www.foxnews.com/us/elaborate-houston-double-murder-for-hire-plot-hits-major-snag-prosecutors-say can order a murder for hire] but America is one of the world's most hypocritical countries. It bases its self-perception on lies and myths. The most common misconception about America is that it is a democracy. Bullshit. De facto, America is an oligarchy, not a democracy. Freedom of speech and expression does not exist, unless one believes that the nonsense written on the Constitution is not a hoax concocted by Jewish Americans. 

But America likes to make the world think it's a free country, but whatever you do, '''[[ALL_CAPS|DON'T LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS]]'''. [[Admiral Ackbar|It's a trap]] to get [[Mexicans|poor people]] who are [[China|looking for jobs]] who live in a [[Africa|bad place]] to come over only for their [[Fact|kids]] to be sent to [[Love|Guantanamo Bay]], be arrested for speaking freely, be forced to do all the crap labor no one wants like working in fields and slaughterhouses and being [[Molested|unnecessarily searched]] at airports, similar to how [[Pedobear|pedophiles]] lure [[little girls|kids]] into their vans with promises of [[Surprise buttsex|candy]]. 

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==History==
===In the Beginning...===
 
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A fat, toothless redneck God created Americunts in his own image. America's direct ancestors were composed of the most severely mentally [[retard]]ed untouchables in all of England, known as [[Westboro Baptist Church|Puritans]], who were very much like an ugly crossover of Bill O'Reilly and Islam what with their creepy anti-sex, anti-alcohol, anti-music, [[anti-lulz]], anti-nigger religion, in that they believed women were the spawn of evil and must be [[raped|punished]] [[Iran|God rules this country and the government answers directly to him]] (which carried on into modern American politics as well) and if someone disagrees with you, they are ZOMGZ0RZ TEH DEVIL/WITCH!!1111 and will burn in hell for all eternity (which carried on into modern American political discourse). Back in Britain, the Puritans' incestuous ways created [[Aspie|Oliver Cromwell]] who [[Communism|attempted to overthrow the Monarchy and replace it with a regime where all are equally poor]], which failed epicly. Because the Holocaust was yet to be invented by Charles Darwin 400 years later, the Queen instead decided to pile all the retards, autistics, and criminals on a boat, which, for additional insult to injury, was named the [[Gay|Mayflower]], and send it speeding in a random direction, hoping that they would be too stupid to operate a boat and therefore drown... which is why, in a massive moment of luck, it didn't.

The boat landed in what is today New England and it was a fucking post-apocalyptic wasteland after the Spanish played too much [[Plague Inc]] and pwned the mighty Aztec Empire with [[AIDS|bioweapons]]. Tribal [[injuns|Timber Niggers]] were the only survivors, whom they quickly dismissed as [[truth|violent, barbaric, and uncivilized]]. In the beginning, the Natives pwned the fuck out of the first settlers, which completely confounded the early Americunts in their shitty settlements until they realized that bullets were like kryptonite for people with red skin because they didn't know what the fuck guns were. With all the Injuns exterminated, the Puritans went back to their primitive ways of incest and burning witches, [[USI|believing that the continent was given to them by God]], known as Manifest Destiny (thus setting the foundation for America's violence and foreign policy).

The British realized their error now that the mentally ill criminals they had exiled were [[Incest|reproducing]] at epidemic levels, so the Queen directed the British Navy to reconquer these social rejects and bring them back into line. Britannia righteously enslaved these rednecks to build its rising international status as a superpower, and would have remained that as the British bottom bitches, if it wasn't for the rise of [[Jews|Freemasonry]].

===American Independence: From Christianity to Judaism===

[[Image:JSA.jpg|thumb|[[Jews|Kikes]] annexed [[American Dream|America]] [[At least 100|at least 100 years ago]]]]

Back in Europe, the Jews weren't satisfied in using Adam Smith to invent [[Capitalism|Mercantilism]] and being allowed to create the Bank of England in exchange for funding the Royalty and pwning Oliver Cromwell. The Jews being Jews upped the ante by creating [[Scientology|Freemasonry]], an association of Jewish and Jew-allied [[Atheist]] slaveowners, and because of them, the [[Slavery]] trade was born because [[niggers]] are much cheaper and more resilient than these whiny Puritan retards who begged and cried for independence (bet you didn't know George Washington enslaved both niggers and rednecks for his marijuana plantation, and Thomas Jefferson was a notorious nigger rapist). However, the [[bullshit|honorable]] King George noticed that those atheists were making too much money from the slave trade and, while pissing purple urine, decided to get in on the share as well and raised taxes to 90%... and you know, Jews HATE having lost even the smallest of their [[Jew Gold]] while [[Libertarian|Atheists hate government interference with "MUH PRIVATE ENTERPRISE."]] Jewrge Washington used the classic Freemason [[Bernie Madoff|Pyramid Scheme]] to manipulate the retards in throwing a [[tea party]] in the King’s honor in [[Faggot|Boston]], only to [[troll]] the King by throwing all his precious 10,000 pounds worth of fine Chinese tea to the ocean while shouting "Are thou irate, my king?" [[Trollface|and showing off his ugly wooden teeth]].

Having kicked out the British, George Washington and his fellow Masons decided to create a new Constitution based on the Scientific-Capitalist ideas of Life, Liberty, and [[slavery|Property]], [[Atheist|Separation of Church and State]], [[Attention Whore|Freedom of Expression]] [[Profit]] by any means possible, which enraged rednecks with religious memes like "MUH JESUS" and "MUH BIBLE," to which Jefferson only responded by ripping all of the Bible's references to God or supernatural miracles in front of them like an 18th Century Richard Dawkins (search: the "Jefferson Bible"). The niggers at first celebrated the apparent end of slavery from British taxes, but to their dismay, they discovered that the Constitution only applied to humans... and [[Fact|niggers aren't human]]. The message of this was clear: America is founded on hypocrisy, [[North Korea|a godless totalitarian dystopia pretending to be a God-loving constitutional republic]], where [[niggers]] are still treated as [[Slavery|niggers]] and the "electoral process" is one big scam since you can only "vote" between two wealthy slaveholding Freemasons who pick the candidates for you. For all of its [[Lie|Freedom of Speech]] boasting, once you discover that voting is a fraud and warn everyone about it, say hello to the [[Party Van]].

America is founded on three historical things: War, Entitlement, and Slavery. Entitlement is the democratic right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... only if you are a white, rich Jew. [[Nigger|If]] [[Mexican|you're]] [[Poor|not]], better join Slavery and suffer either lifetime indentured servitude at McDonalds or being thrown into the [[Prison|Zoo]] so fat Jews can gawk at you. War is in that it hasn't gone 5 years without being in one. The USA frequently attacks small countries like [[Afghanistan]], [[Korea]], [[Japan]], [[Italy]], [[Iraq]], and [[Vietnam]] and devastates them, but they frequently get bogged down by the native farmers with their terrifying rocks and pitchforks [[fact|but doesn't have the balls to attack]] a really kickass country, like Canadia, Russizil, or Chinastan. '''{{wikilink|List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States|}}'''. And, no, Nazi Germany doesn't count because we all know it was actually those damn dirty commie [[Russians]] who defeated Hitler.

==Flag==

[[File:Flag of the Jewnited States of Americunts.png|thumb|600px|The flag of the Jewnited States of Americunts.]]

Like the Constitution, the American Flag, or "Flag of America", is subject to continuous alterations, modifications, and outright high contrast edition. Some postulate that, before the Martin-Zimmerman unpleasantness, the Flag consisted of only three colors: Red, representing the Bloods; Blue, representing the Crips; and White representing the [[Caucasoid]] population stuck in the middle of the conflict. After the unpleasantness, white was substituted by Judeo-Peruvian, and eventually the two prodigal ministers of black person, divided into a multitude of ministries with as many colors as the rainbow. The shape of the stars traditionally changes with the fashion and mood of the people representing the flexible nature of American Government and American Government Paraphernalia.

The current motto of America is "Eine Nation unter Allah"

 

==Traits of the Common American==
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[[Image:America_reading_is_for_faggots.jpg|thumb|7 out of 5 Americans choose not to read [[British]] literature.]]
[[File:Have a good War.jpg|thumb|Americans Love War.]]
[[File:American porn.jpg|thumb|American Porn]]
#[[Retarded|Passive Aggressive]]
#Ironically hates [[freedom]]
#Easily [[Offended|offended]]
#In [[San Francisco|denial]]
#[[Retarded|Stupid]]
#Uses too much fucking [[porn]]
#Watches child porn secretly
#Dirty Minded
#Lover of (their own) [[Fetishes]]
#[[Germans|Hypocrites]]
#[[Police|Stupid Cops that shoot niggers 12 times and claim self defence]]
#Horrible speller
#Can't do Algebra 101
#[[Jew]] lovers and [[Zionists]] like all [[Christfags]]
#Uneducated (spending too much time around [[niggers]])
#[[Fat|FAT]]
#[[Lazy]]
#[[Bronies|Closet Faggots]]
#Keeping their niggers happy by putting them on TV (the niggers are too monkey to realize that)
#[[Jews|Worshippers of money]] (their real [[God]])
#Obsessed with violence they create, while decrying violence done to them.
#[[White Devils|White]] (50-90% of them anyway).
#[[Christian]]...Protestant...Evangelical (mostly the flyover red states).
#100.1% [[Homosexuality|homosexuals]].
#Obsessed with all things [[Lolcat]].
#Overreacts to everything.
#Obsessed with the words shit and fuck, using them almost every minute.
#Loves [[McDonalds]], [[Taco Bell]], and all other fast food "restaurants".
#[[N00bs]].
#Can't live without a [[PS3]](Penis Suckers 3) ,[[Xbox360|a Sexbox ThreeFixMe]] ,[[Facebook]], and [[aids]].
#99.9% angsty, egotistical teen cunts.
#99.9% infected with [[AIDS|STDs]] and [[Autism]].
#Always jealous of [[Asians]].
#Always jealous of [[Canada|Canadians]].
#Always jealous of [[Europe|Europeans]].
#Always jealous of [[Mexico|Mexicans]].
#Always jealous of [[Britain|British accents]].
#Almost jealous of everything.
#[[Fat]].
#Fatter.
#Fattest.
#[[Furries]].
#[[Diabeetus]].
#00.000001% decent, respectable people. However, you'd be more likely to find a snowflake in [[hell]].
#[[Transsexual|Transsexuals]].
#[[Necrophilia|Necrophiliacs]].
#[[Pedophile|Pedophiles]].
#[[Bestiality|Zoophiles]].
#[[Weeaboo|Weeaboos]].
#Minions of Satan.
#[[4chan]] users
#[[Incest|Inbred]].
#Loves 9/11. They even made a hotline out of it.
#Enjoys having the ends of their dicks [[circumcision|snipped off]].
#[[Twilight]] fans.
#[[Justin Bieber|Bieberians]].
#Pregnant [[Teenagers]]
#[[Call of Duty]] fags.
#Prefers to have AIDS rather than education. Because being retarded is the best policy in Dumbfuckistan.
#Drug user (if you can [[Cocaine|snort it]], they have it).
#[[Unwarranted self importance|Think the USA is #1! USA! USA!]]

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==Citizens==

[[File:Hallucination.jpg|thumb|left|[[Insane|Americans look other nationalities strangely]]]]

===Rednecks===
[[Image:595.jpg|thumb|A typical American Couple and their children.]]
America is filled with scumfuck white trash who widely populate every state from east to west coast. They are the most disgusting and fuck-ugly people you could ever encounter, except of course, for the [[jew]]s. Though the sworn enemy of the American Redneck is the American Nigger, they enjoy many of the same hobbies - such as skipping out on child support, having diabetes and secretly having hawt homo-sex with one another.

This subset of the American population can usually be found in or around:
#McDonald's
#Trailer parks
#Titty bars
#Welfare offices
#Meth labs
#Prisons
#Gay bashings
#Klan rallies
#Churches
#Burning churches
#Front porches
#Anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line
#Semi-trucks
#Sporting events

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===[[Niggers]]===
[[Image:Thats_racist.gif‎|thumb|lol niggerz]]
There are no black people in America. Black people live in Africa and can actually sometimes be seen as [[LOL WUT|respectable]] if not far more well-spoken than your average American [[Nigger]]. Black people who immigrate from their native African countries to America haaaate the American nigger and rightly sees him as being uncivilized and a waste of flesh. [[Im 12 and what is this|There are also no African American niggers]] because most of their ancestors were already here [[at least 100 years ago]]. It would be like the modern white decedents of Thomas Jefferson calling themselves British American. American niggers are well known for their love of fried chicken, obese white women and outrageously expensive shoes that none of them can afford, but [[Steal|buy]] anyway.

They are commonly found in or around:
#[[Slavery|Plantations]]
#[[Prison|The Zoo]]
#Child Support
#Always broke
#[[Chicago|Ghettos]]
#[[Detroit|The Nigga hood]]
#Basketball Courts
#Crack houses
#Government housing projects
#Liquor stores
#Rap music
#Gun stores
#Welfare offices
#Prisons
#Moar meth labs
#KFC
#Drive-by shootings
#Marijuana
#Beauty parlors (black women spend about 63% of their average lifespan getting their hair done).
#Discount Fleamarkets
#Maury shows
#Beverly Hills, only when they rhyme.
#<s>The White House</s>

===Men===
[[Image:Mudridin.jpg‎|thumb|A fine specimen of the American Male]]
American men are utter scum, which is why most American women find foreign (especially British) men so attractive. ALL American males are secretly gay. You can tell that they are secretly gay by the kinds of activities they participate in to try to make themselves look straight, such as:

#Football - Full body contact with other men.
#Gay bashing - This is the only way they can fulfill their desire to touch a gay man's sexy homo body without seeming gay themselves.
#"Working out" at gyms - Where they get to see other hot, sweaty male bodies, usually scantily clad.
#Wrestling - 'Nuff said.

Traditional American Male Names:

#BillyBob
#JimBob
#Tyrone
#Tyrese
#Cletus
#Bubba
#OJ
#Tre'Shawn
#Jethro
#Otis
#Joe
#Dick
#Sir
#Fatfuck McMantits
#Wilbur

===Women===
[[Image:fatt5.jpg|thumb|An Average Hardworking American She-Whale]]
All American women are ugly, self-absorbed, dirty, cumdumpster whores who love any kind of cock they can get, especially nigger cock, which is why most American men find foreign women (especially [[azn|Asians]]) so attractive. They spend 99% of their time trying to find a nice dick attached to a [[stupid|man]] that's willing to take care of them and buy them things so that they'll never have to lift a finger for themselves or anyone else again. Because of this, American women are known to be some of the dumbest and most air-headed women on the planet since they shun education in favor of <strike>cock</strike> wimmins don't care about teh cock, only [[Jew Gold|Jew Golds]], cock is a bonus.

Traditional American Female Names:
#Jewel
#Tiffany
#Steffany
#[[Sheneequa]]
#Marge Cunt
#Lexi
#Angel
#MaryJo
#MaryJane
#Luanne
#MarySue
#Bitch
#Cunt
#Fat
#Ho
#Apple

== [[TV|Culture]] ==
[[Image:All american breakfast v2.jpg|thumb|left|All American breakfast]]
[[Image:american breakfast.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Rape_by_Anguissette.jpg|thumb|center|Cover art of a booklet that comes with the Green Card.]]
[[Image:Obesitymap.jpg|thumb|People are starving in [[Alabama]]]]
[[Image:Usarulers.jpg|thumb|left|[[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|The Illuminati]]]]
[[Image:America_2D.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!]]

There are more than 14900 International Airports in America including the Biggest and Most Culture-filled [https://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-denver-international-airport/ Denver International Airport.]

There are some "highways". A few of them are even "smooth". Anything else is filthy [[communism]] you filthy shitfucker.

Some towns in [[Maine]] and Northern [[Vermont]] are within a few minutes' driving distance to [[Canada]] and [[France|Quebec]], land of moose rapists and free health care lol.

Most Americans however don´t own a passport and consider dining at the Olive Garden an ''exotic cultural experience'' akin to watching a foreign film. [[Conspiracy theorist|Highly-cultured Americans]] don´t own a passport either but might take the tour of the premises of Denver International Airport.

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===WE'RE #1!===
 
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[[Image:Number1.png|thumb|center|WE'RE ([[Not]]) NUMBER 1!]]
 
Yanks are brainwashed ignorant simple folk that get told by their owners that America is [[the best]] country [[evar]], despite all evidence to the contrary. To be fair, only 30 or so percent of Americans even own a passport, so "evidence to the contrary" is hard to come by for them.

Americans are programmed from childhood to forget the rest of the world exists so that they don't then look outside Yanksville and realize they are being shafted. This is a government method to ensure the notoriously [[Stupid|dumb]], easily [[Gullible|manipulated yankEE populous]] think everything is just fine so they'll continue to work multiple low paid jobs, be satisfied with what little they have, and never think of doing anything so radical as speaking out against a system that is so obviously using them and just [[W|one fancy mustache away from utter fascism]]. Few citizens are able to remove this programming from their brains, but they are still Yanks, so boo-fucking-who. [[oxymoron|Decent Americans]] should just leave the country before they get raped by the rest of the world one day.

To most [[Americunts]], the only country that exists outside of the United States is the one they are currently at war with. As such, [[Iraq]] is the only country that currently exists to Americans. Some also may know of Afghanistan or Iran, but not so much that they can place them on a map.

Americans display their ignorance of other countries as a badge of [[Crap|nationalistic pride]] [[nazi|patriotic]] obedience.

Examples include:
#[[4kids|Remaking books and films so that everything is set in America.]]
#Never traveling outside of <s>North America</s> whichever state they were born in.
#Believing that the capital of Sweden is IKEA.
#Becoming <s>intentionally</s> [[fat|obese]] to avoid air travel.
#Being really shitty at geography in Trivial Pursuit.
#Believing that anyone outside of America is "weird" and still act as if it was the 19th century (eg., the people of [[Europe]] still wear powdered wigs, engage in duels and occasionally don big, spiky helmets).
#Thinking that having a National Health Service is the equivalent to selling one's soul to the devil because it's 'socialism", despite the fact that it saves the people that the government '''SWORE TO FUCKING PROTECT'''.
#Speaking of socialism, all Americunts have a unquestioning hatred/fear of it. It is unknown why, and an attempts to reason with them or even explain usually lead to [[Party Van|men in black suits in vans]] outside your house, monitoring for "terrorist activity".
#Re-Writing historical events (especially those involving war) so that America becomes the sole protagonist, notably Iconic British events in '''{{wikilink|U-571_(film)|WWII}}''' and Afghanistan (see the new [[Stupid|''Medal of Honour'']]).
#Believing that American law is World Law, this means if they enter any other country the rules don't apply.
#The American people believe that the [[world]] loves America as much as they do, and that everyone in the world would rather be living in [[hell|America]].
#Bitching about gas prices, even though it's more expensive in the rest of the world because other countries don't invade people and genocide races to access petroleum.

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<center>'''American culture takes great pride in its [[Whore|national symbols]].'''}}</center>

===America the Unoriginal===

An important part of American [[plagiarism|identity]] involves stealing other peoples stuff, especially the [[British]], these include:

#Name - United States of America; [[United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland|United Kingdom of Great Britain]]. Questions?. The appropriating the name of the entire continent abusively, makes one of their national symbols is also [[Bullying|abuse]].
#America itself, after [[genocide|genociding]] the native population.
#[[English|English Language]] - which the [[alien|Americunts]] [[epic fail|butcher]] in their squeaky Jew voices and slack-jawed Southern drawls.
#[[Music|Anthem]] - John Smith's British hymn, which Americunts [[DMCA|didnt get permission to borrow]].
#Flag - thieved from British east India flag.
#Pastime - [[Baseball]]. The English invented for [[girls]], not for [[New York Yankees|grown-up rich people in pajamas]].
#[[Army]] recruitment - kiddie fiddler [[pedo|Uncle Sam]] "i want you", [[plagiarism|from]] Lord "(Kitchener) Wants YOU"
#[[Education]] - High school, (John) Harvard University (for immigrants only)
#Old Imperial units - Mile, yards, inches and [[shit]]. In this as in many things, they insist on being different, like some indy faggot in high school.
#Building - US Capitol 1850's built by [[Slavery|Slaves]], ripped off Chris Wren's concrete dome on St Paul's cathedral
#The US constitution, particularly the Bill of Rights, - [[plagiarism|from]] Iroquios Confederancy Agreement. WORD FOR FUCKING WORD. They learned freedom from the same people they called savage.
#[[Internet Law|Common Law]] - English, Trial by Jury - Americunts [[sick fuck|love]] a good lawsuit.
#[[Bullshit|National phrase]] The motto ''Life, Liberty, Happiness'' [[plagiarism|stolen from]] the English philosopher [[John Locke|Locke]] ''"Life, Liberty, Possessions"''.
#Many of the quotes attributed to the Founding Farthers, particularly Benjamin Franklin, were again [[plagiarism|stolen from]] John Locke.
#Claiming they are Irish because one of their great great great great grandparents was. This is like saying you're a fish because you swam at the beach one time.
...ad nauseum.

===American English: The One True Form of English===

[[shit nobody cares about|<strike>For the limey idiots who say "colour" was originally spelled that way: look it up, dipshits. The "ou" dipthong originates from French, around the time of the Normans. The original spelling of "color" is "color," as are almost all Latinate/Grecian words (this discounts words of French origin, but most American spellings stick to French convention of using an "ou"). British dumbasses changed these words to make them appear more Latinate/Grecian by adding the u. Again, look it up, and look somewhere reputable, like a book. Noah Webster, an American dictionary writer, pushed for the American people to return to the correct, classic spelling of this and other words. He also pushed for the proper pronunciation of "schedule" as "skedule," as this is a Grecian word and all other Latinate/Grecian words with "sch" are pronounced "sk." Only Yiddish/Germanic "sch" words are pronounced "sh."

Furthermore, even British linguists state that most American accents (short of the accents which are closer to British accents, like East Coast accents) are closer to the "original" pronunciations of English. Strong vowels, rhoticism, and emphasis on syllables are all believed to be trademarks of Old and Middle English speakers.

And your talk about "y'all" shows how fucking stupid and ignorant you are. This is a Southern custom, you fucking idiot. And at least we don't call cigarettes "fags" you limey cocksuckers.</strike>]]
[[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|DISREGARD THAT, AMERICA SUCKS COCKS!!!]]

As you can see by the above display, Americunts will get a raging case of [[butthurt]] if you dare to criticize the way they [[Shit|talk/write]]. In reality, despite so many Americunts wanting to ban anyone from speaking anything other than English in their country, most of them can barely even write their name correctly, let alone pronounce anything with more than three syllables, due to rampant fucktardness in their shithole of a country.

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==American Cuisine==
[[Bullshit|America is world-renowned for it's revolutionary, innovative, affordable, and amazing food]]. The staple diet of the American tribe consists of [[Burger]], [[Taco Bell]], [[McDonalds]], crushed animal bones (see: Jello), feces-infested meats, experimental chemical Frankenstein foods, [https://consumerist.com/2011/07/29/oj-flavor-packs/ zombie fruit], pesticide-laced food crops, high fructose corn syrup, and even more [[tubgirl|savory meals]]! They even have a "cheese product like substance" made of chemical sludge and processed fat, which they call "American cheese"! Whoohoo!!

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===[[Obesity]]===
[[Image:Happylard.jpg|300px|right]]
[[Image:fatt2.jpg|thumb|left|[[Tits|FUCK YEAH]]]]
[[Image:Burger.jpg|thumb|left|American porn]]

Since about [[100 years ago]], [[Unfunny|Dumbfuckistan]] has held the title of fattest nation on the planet (Among countries that anyone actually knows about). Indeed, being a massive fucking whale is a deep and cherished part of americunt culture, as now even kids can enjoy diabeetus and harpooning threats starting age 5. '''{{archive|ilWT|This title was recently stolen by Australia last Thursday}}''' (To be taken back after Australia realized they made an error of shifting a decimal place back). Americunts decided the only rational way to counter Australia's dominance over the [[fatty]] title was to expand and export their horrid fastfoods (i.e. McDonalds, [[Burger King]], Krispy Kreme, etc). While Americans claim to enjoy a wide barrage of "fine" cuisine, the rest of the world has consistently dined on healthier fair until the Americunts came along. Seeing that their revenge against the Ausfags was now successfully being implemented, Dumbfuckistan has focused their invasion of fatness upon the rest of the globe.

===Obesity Videos===
 
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=== [[Religion]] ===

America has several major religions, ordered by popularity:
#[[Money]]
#[[Television]]
#[[Sports]]
#[[Food]], [[Obesity|hot dogs and hamburgers, to be precise]]

Americans take their religion very seriously, often spending many hours per night deeply immersed in prayer. Or even more if there's something good on or if it's covered in bacon grease.

Besides these primary belief systems, American culture is deeply rooted in a paranoid and self-serving set of superstitions called [[Christianity]]. This superstitious system causes much butthurt and drama amongst the population, especially when used to justify such dumb, unnecessary or just plain insane acts as going to war, erecting ridiculously huge and expensive statues ({{ytlink|Kiu5NY6z3vg|which then gets pwnt by Thor}}), and cramming themselves into huge buildings full of other sticky, sweaty, slack-jawed Americunts every Sunday to compare clothing and talk to/about their imaginary friends.

===[[Engrish|Edumacation]]===

[[Image:Americans_are_clever_and_thinks_that_the_imperial_system_is_better_than_the_metric_system.jpg|thumb|right|Stay classy...]]
[[Image:FatAmericanFlagShirt.jpg|thumb|...but americans [http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/Metrication/trouble_with_the_metric_system.htm doesn't want anything to do with smooth logic]. Palin 2012!]]

Here's a problem in logic:

Proposition A: 

[[lie|Statistics]] show that [[maths|a quarter to a fifth]] of [[republicans|Americans]] think that their President [[obama|Osama Bin Laden]] is a [[Muslim]].

Proposition B: 

People who think Obama is a Muslim are [[texas|terminally retarded]] and shouldn't be allowed near any [[army|weapons]], not even a moderately sharp [[sex|butter]] knife. 

Discuss, with respect to the proposal to build a [[fundie|Mosque]] out of the [[kill it with fire|burned]] remains of the [[9/11]] victims (whilst [[pwn|laughing and doing a little dance]]).
 

=== Something that should be told to every American: ===
 
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=== [[Television]] ===

The [[fat|average]] American has an erratic, erotic [[sex|bond]] with their Jew-box. This love for their televisions benefits the Jews, as the kikes use the television and the media they broadcast to gain loyal goyim slaves. Any [[Uncyclopedia|content-rich]] program is acceptable in this moron paradise provided it has no relation to anything going on in the real world or that includes any intellectual content that could possibly fire up one of their two braincells (which would, theoretically, instanty cause a massive stroke and death, which is why they avoid it so avidly). For example, slapstick humor like some guy getting nailed in the balls or a child being hit by a car is generally well-received by critics and the general public; programs about art, science or any sort of history whose title doesn't end in "of the Bible" are not.

In American TV, "if it bleeds, it leads". If it bleeds a lot, set it on fire and stab it, then give it its own show and set it to a laugh track. And can we get some tits in there? Maybe add a sassy black woman in season 2? That'll play ''great'' with the 18 to 35 demo.

Americunts can usually be found watching:

#Programs involving [[Paula Deen|fat southerners showing you how to make an entire Thanksgiving Dinner out of butter.]]
#Programs involving selling a house, [[gay|decorating a house]], cleaning a house, swapping houses or swapping wives.
#Talent shows full of self-absorbed, naive, shallow fags and bimbos that usually have about 0% actual talent.
#So called "reality TV" which involves about as much reality as an acid trip inside a Salvador Dali painting of the Neverland Ranch.
#CSI, CSI:NY, CSI:Miami, CSI:Akron, CSI:Disneyland, NCIS (which everyone only watches for the perky goth chick), and every other mindless carbon-copy cop drama that we've all seen a million times over the past 3 decades.
#An unusually excessive amount of advertising that receives more airtime than the shows themselves and often involve children promoting the products regardless of targeted consumers.
#Recycled pawn-shows that have names which are puns of porn
#Recycled repo shows.
#Fat fucks eating (an American past-time).
#Hundreds of programs about [[Alaska]].
#Fake ass court shows that are about as real as the reality TV on MTV.
#Overplayed reruns of [[The Big Bang Theory]] that you've seen [[over 9000]] times.
#Ex-prisoners saving pit bulls.
#Documentaries that vastly exaggerate the role the USA played in [[WW2]] .

=== [[Sport]] ===
[[Image:Fat fb player.jpg|thumb|[[Handegg]] "poster boy". Are you fat, talentless, devoid of any skill, or cant think for yourself???. Fear not retard, this is the activity for you]]
[[Image:ThrowBat.gif‎|thumb|The correct way to play baseball.]]
'''[[Handegg]]''', (which only Americunts call "[[soccer|football]]") is a sport ONLY played by [[Americunts]] because of the cultural obligation of having invented it; there's no choice. With its use of tights, body armor, under-eye makeup, fanny pack-and-helmet-ensemble (and the [[Buttsex|Quarterback Snap]]), it is the primary recruiting technique for young new homosexuals, as it is a required part of most young men's high school education.

American football is a bizarre game descended from rugby, but with much more padding, helmets, and safety equipment lest the player break a nail. It caters to unskilled, fat non-athletes who can't play real sports. Since Americunts need a break every five seconds, it was tailored for them. If American football didn't suck, it would be played outside the nation in which it was invented, but it's not [[Obvious|because it blows]]. The only football league that hasn't folded like all the others outside America (the low-profile CFL) was culturally imposed by Americunts on those poor Canadians (actually, Canadian "football" is less of a ridiculously boring shitshow than its inbred 'murkan cousin, with fewer rules to protect the quarterback, reduced stoppage of play, playing fields 10 yards longer, 3 "downs" instead of 4, and felonies committed by black players kept at an acceptable minimum).

In the NFL (National Fag Lickers), everyone gets told what to do after every tedious, stop-start, mind-numbingly static, boring play with no skill. If you are unfortunate enough to come across some cable channel this garbage is being shown on, you will inevitably shout [[Fail|"MOVE FFS"]] every twenty seconds, then end the misery and wisely change the channel. It's so boring that scantily-clad cheerleaders are required lest the attention span impaired Americunts get up during the play and go look for nachos.

The rise of professional football was actually part of a somewhat successful and ongoing social engineering program employed by the global oligarchy to disengage man from his own destiny. The program works by essentially shifting a man's tribal focus (i.e. his need to engage in political and social affairs within the group of people to whom they belong) from their families and community to a substitute, "professional" sports team. Once a man has disengaged from his true tribal identity for this substitute, he becomes malleable in a political and social sense and is prone to complacency under despotic leaders. Indicators of this program's success include the overwhelming notion that an appreciation of football is the hallmark of manhood (or rite of passage to), tribal-esque body paint displays, and, of course, the inclusion of [[Oxymoron|alpha-females]] as society inevitably progresses into its dying stages (as in tribal society). Partly due to this success, the global oligarchy has effectively taken over the United States of America and re-branded it more accurately as the Jewnited States of America.

[[TL;DR]]: Americunt "football" is rugby for pussies, with added protection and more [[obese|fat]] and ''especially'' more [[niggers]] which makes the whole fucking sport a failure.

'''[[Baseball]]''' [[Gay|is played with sticks and balls]]. Oddly enough, it's a sport in which a team throws the ball "at" the opponent, more specifically the [[Batman|batter]], who almost always [[fail]]s to strike the ball hard enough for it to fly away to the crowd of fat morons and monopolizing Jews so they can catch it. Strangely, America is not the only country that takes this sport seriously. In one of their most tragic attempts to be more like America, [[Japan]] [[shit nobody cares about|also has their own baseball league]]. [[Fact|There has not been an American baseball player in the past 20 years who hasn't used steroids]].

== Pedophilia ==

[[Pedobear]] is an exclusive 100% American creation. From what has been observed, he can be generally found in [[Florida]] and has little interest to move to any other part of the world (except for vacations to Denmark.) Currently, even toddlers are being exploited by money grubbing American parents to appear TV shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras. Apparently, children don't find such shows entertaining. Guess who does? Pedobear sets his DVR to record the show.

It was Sinclair Lewis who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Similarly, Pedobear is usually Americanized to make him more politically correct. A pedobear with the stars and stripes in the background is more likely to be accepted than a pedobear without them.

=== {{archive|NkbOz|Pedobear Stats for USA (Or Why Pedobear is proud to be American)}} ===
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[[Image:SupportAmerica.png|center|thumb|250px|Show your patriotism, faggot!]]

#There are more than [[Over 9000|3 million]] reports of child abuse in the United States every single year.
#In the United States today, it is estimated that one out of every four girls is sexually abused before they become adults.
#The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now publicly advising parents that infants and young children are “sexual beings“.
#67 percent of all sexual assault victims in America are children.
#The state of Illinois has actually been paying convicted sex offenders to babysit young children.
#20 percent of all child sexual abuse victims are under the age of 8.
#According to researchers, convicted rapists in the United States report that two-thirds of their victims were under 18, and among those cases 58% said that their victims were 12 years old or younger.
#One out of every four teen girls in the United States now has an STD.
#[[Cops|Law enforcement officials]] estimate that about 600,000 Americans and about 65,000 Canadians are trading dirty child pictures online.
#In airports all over the country, many young children are being subjected to “enhanced pat-downs” during which their private parts are touched before they are allowed to get on to their airplanes.
#It is estimated that 500,000 of the babies that will be born this year will be sexually abused before they turn 18.
#Advertising often exploits children. The typical commercials will show some stupid kids promoting some product or service they have no clue on what it is (such as home equity loans, insurance, and even dating sites). They're supposed to make the commercial cute (when in fact the kids are just being annoying twats) so that dumbass consumers will pay for the product or service when in reality, it just causes more kid-fucking.

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<big><div align="center" style="text-decoration:blink"> {{archive|Z8Q1f|THE US MILITARY IS CONTROLLED BY NETWORKS OF PEDOPHILES}} </div></big>

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Image:No-child-left-behind.jpg|Even the Education Department is into it!
Image:451taken.jpg|Notice how American UFOs only abduct loli. They are not interested in abducting senile people.
Image:SupportAmerica.png|Show your patriotism, faggot!
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== [[Government]] ==

{{quote|Well, imagine you're stuck in a bent over position, and you've got one "member" on your Left side and one "member" on your Right side. Now each of them promises that they'll try and be more gentle than the last guy, but you realize after a while that you're still F**ked.|NonyaZ;Summing it all up}}

[[Image:Vampire Desire.jpg|thumb|Ex-president and current lord of the demon estate [[Castlevania]], [[W]].]]
[[Image:Merkasticker.jpg‎|thumb|Found on a typical American car bumper.]]
[[Image:AmericaFuture.jpg|thumb|The future of America.]]
Known in America as "guv'ment," "gub'ment," "those bloated greedy conservative assholes that waste all our money on war," "those bloated greedy liberal assholes who waste all our money on blacks and Mexicans," or "that thing we all try to ignore." The American government is full of far more drama, lulz and even anti-lulz than any other nation on Earth.

===[[Politics]]===
American politics is like a delicately orchestrated simultaneous MMORPG of Russian roulette, [[Bug Chasers|bug chasing]] and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire played by thousands of obese 5th graders wielding those memory eraser things from Men in Black. Every politician's favorite pastime is blaming their political opposite for being non-partisan while simultaneously refusing to co-operate in return, and most Americans' favorite pastime (if they pay attention to it at all) is to watch this political drama on [[Fox News]](more like Fox JEWS,[[amirite]]?) cheering on their favorite player like it's some sort of soap opera (that could potentially turn us all into dirt-poor slaves IRL). Despite every "United We Stand" bumper sticker you might see on the back of a rust and primer colored pick-up truck, most Americans are [[AIDS|rabidly]] partisan and would rather tie their own daughter up in a sack and throw her in a river than let her date a boy who voted for McCain or kick everyone out of their own church if they voted for Obama. Americans ''love'' to hate those that don't think the same way they do.

Fueling this assault on the sanity of the few self-respecting, decent humans that inhabit scattered corners of this country ([[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|and distracting us all from the ''real'' enemies]]) are the "news" channels ([[Fox News]], [[MSNBC]], etc.) and radio stations and their very vocal and boisterous cast of ultra-partisan super-pundits whom the majority of Americunts regard as [[avatar|avatars]] of God himself, following every word to a [[Tea Party|tea]]. Very little actual news or verifiable fact is ever spewed forth from these wretched cesspits of political ire, which is why it's so horrifying how influential they are to the slobbering masses of brain-dead zombies who revere them.
{{main|Glenn Beck}}
{{main|Alex Jones}}
{{main|Ann Coulter}}
{{main|Bill O'Reilly}}

It is a somewhat well known fact that American politics on the federal level are run in a fashion similar to that of [[professional wrestling]]. Opponents from both the [[Republican|Republican't]] and [[Liberal|Democunt]] parties bash each other to no end during controlled debates to portray some sense of authenticity, and then get dinner together and proceed to engage in acts of sexual magick in accordance with the one true religion of American politicians: Thelema. Belief in this false left/right, Democunt/Republicant dichotomy is almost ubiquitous among residents in both the United States proper as well as those [[Dumbfuckistan]]. While the motives behind these politicians are up for debate, it is widely argued by actual sentient humans living in America that they belong to a secret cabal, such as 'the global oligarchy' or other such shadow governments.

===Judicial System===
[[Image:Americas-prison-population.gif|thumb|United States leads the world with the [[Niggers|Biggest Prison Population.]]]]
[[Image:Denver riots.jpg|thumb| The modern American judicial system in action.]]
America prides itself as having the largest prison population of all countries in the world. For every 100,000 citizens there are 762 prisoners (International Center for Prison Studies). The American government prefers to throw people in jail and have tax payers pay for their food and shelter, instead of making them contributing members of society. The American police force tries its best to maintain America's leadership in having the largest prison population of the world.

It's incredibly easy to get sent to jail in America. If you're ever visiting (or, god forbid, live) in this god-forsaken country, try to avoid these activities:

#Not liking the Jews (IN AMERICA IT IS MANDATORY TO LOVE THE JEWS)and pretty soon THE FAGGOTS !!
#Being black
#Not owning a TV
#Having an opinion
#[https://jonathanturley.org/2010/05/30/maryland-police-again-threaten-citizens-with-arrest-for-filming-them-in-public/ Taking a picture that just happens to have a police officer in it]
#[https://www.ksl.com/article/1444771 Not watering your lawn] (living in a desert where water is scarce is no excuse)
#Looking even remotely like a drug dealer
#Being black
#Going .002mph over the speed limit
#Being black
#Not being fat enough
#[[taxes|Not pandering to the Jews]]
#Being black

American police are also widely known for their propensity toward trigger-happiness. If they even suspect that you might have ever had drugs in your house EVAR, '''{{archive|09I2p|they will fucking kill you, your family and your pets and they will get away with it too.}}''' ('''{{ytlink|JOlqqeDydZ4|1}}''' '''{{wikilink|Killing_of_Kathryn_Johnston|2}}''' '''{{archive|CAQDh|3}}''')

Besides breaking into your house and destroying it and everyone/thing you love, another favorite pastime of American police is to beat the shit out of children:

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===[[9/11]]===
[[File:newversion.png|thumb|What the rest of the world thinks about 9/11.]]

On September 11th [[2001]], a bunch of towelheads took over some planes and smashed them into a couple of towers, in what was to become the best act of trolling ever. In typical fashion, they didn't get the [[war|joke]]. But of course, you already knew this. You and every other sapient creature on the planet, and probably some of the [[niggers|lesser species of ape]]. Why do you know? Because this happened in America. When AMERICANS are attacked, EVERYONE must know. Oh, certainly, roughly 3 times the amount of people killed in that attack die EVERY DAY from preventable, [[AIDS|poverty-related causes]] and far deadlier attacks are carried out in other countries every day, but of course, these people aren't American so they don't really matter. Despite Americans thinking everyone everywhere sounds and acts American, it's only the tr00 Americans that count for shit if they die. To this day one cannot mention the incident in question to an American without them acting TTLY SRS. Despite the consequent death and oppression of [[over 9000|millions]] of completely innocent [[Terrorist|Middle-Eastern]] people, Americans still seem to think THEY are the victims in this affair.

Also, [[Jews did WTC]]. It's a [[fact]]. [[Truth|All of the Jewish workers in the Twin Towers stayed home on Tuesday, September 11, 2001, and not a single Jew died that day]]. All of the Jew-owned manufacturing companies made [[over 9000]] dollars per weapon manufactured after America went to war with [[shit|Eye Rack]], [[fail|even though they had nothing to do with 9/11 at all]]. All of the Jew-owned banks got tons of money from the [[W|government]] during the war, and all of the Jew-owned oil companies made lots of [[money]] once we took all of the oil from the [[arabs|sand nigger]] [[Islam|terrorists]].

===[[Economy]]===
[[Image: United_States_of_Zimbabwe.jpg‎|thumb|Morgenthau Plan in first stages.]]

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[[Fail|The Economy of the United States is based to a large extent on agriculture, with an overwhelmingly rural population, many of whom are engaged in subsistence agriculture.]]

Much like its Eastern counterpart, Egypt, but without the [[isla‎m|culture]], Cotton has always been and will soon revert to being the staple of American economy and way of life. American cotton and [[T-shirt|cotton]] products are recognized Worldwide for their durable fabric, perceived quality, and variety of [[memes‎|leitmotifs]] ideally suited to dress any household's Central American or Filipina servant.

Cotton was introduced by the British as a [[Marijuana‎|Cash Crop]] replacing the Native, unhealthy and less profitable Tobacco. The criminalization of Nicotine, the main active compound in dried tobacco leaves, has been slow but constant until it was finally outlawed for ever after the Nicotine-fuelled Presidential Scandal of 1998.

To pick the Cotton and solve unemployment in Western Africa at the same time, the American Philanthropist Association invited Savage Negroes to the Land of the Free-of-charge. And Free stuff is indeed what they found: The Negroes were kindly taught God's Language, English, and God's Word, the Bible. They were given lifetime employment with full health, education and retirement benefits, as well as housing. As this piece of American Vernacular attests the country was on its way to a pleasant existence

{{quote|Summertime and [[welfare|the living is easy]], Fish are jumping and the Cotton is High|black person}}

But in February 1861 the bloodthirsty [[Jews]] took advantage of Americans' [[KKK|tolerant nature]] and paid for everyone's Mint Juleps at the lobby of the Willard Hotel in Washington D.C. Then the nasty Jews proceeded to sweet-talk everyone into [[Civil War|killing each other for a couple of years]] thus destroying the cotton industry and forsaking the Negroes to their own luck. By this the Hebrews achieved many purposes and commodities: separating the [[Whites|people]] from the [[Negro]]es, Gentile blood to prepare their Kiddush Wine and the creation of [[Republican|a proxy Hebrew party to infiltrate Government]], but mainly keeping prices of Egyptian Cotton at Jewishly desirable levels.

Nowadays, as the aftermath of the War of Jewish Aggression is slowly fading, cotton accounts for 86% of the American GDP with the remaining 70% coming from Hemp farming. [[Hypocrisy|Conveniently]] the Federal Government created a [[War_on_drugs|statistical loophole]] to avoid the ordeal of dividing by zero. Hemp, cultivated more for its flower buds than its strong fiber (as not to compete with cotton), has already replaced Tobacco or Apples as the country's main cash crop, albeit destined exclusively for the domestic market.

A country of [[Democrat|Farmers]] and [[Homosexual|Ranchers]], and [[Negro|their dependants]], America is in the process of shaking the last [[New_York|yoke of Jewish oppression]] off its Christian neck. For unlike the Jew's, [[God|HIS]] Yoke is easy and [[God|HIS]] burden is light (Matthew 11:30).

===Federal Reserve===
[[Image: Federal-Reserve-Private-Banking-Cartel-Ponzi.jpg‎|thumb|Federal Reserve: the private banking cartel loans money to enslave Americans with excessive debt..]]
The Federal Reserve is a private banking cartel run by [[Jews]] which masquerades as a governmental body. It was created in 1913 to finance and manipulate America's addiction to overspending for entitlement programs, warfare and McDonald's. The Fed stands above American law, because it's accountable to nobody, except [[Israel]].

This cartel of private banks prints dollars for a few cents per piece, then loans it to the American government at full-face value. Consequently, the American government gradually drowns in a sea of debt. Meanwhile, the international private banker [[Jews]] profit from the interest payments on the rising loans.

The international private banker [[Jews]] diabolical master-plan is to enslave American people through complete bankruptcy, then create a totalitarian regime in North-America, and gradually buy up the rest of the world for a despotic Global Government. Their end goal is to enslave all gentiles, and microchip them like cattle into obedience under the guidance of a global police state. It took [[zeitgeist|a freaking documentary]] for the American Neanderthal economists plus a legion of super nerds to comprehend the national debt's dangerous implications - even as [https://mises.org/library/money-banking-and-federal-reserve-complete-transcript rogue Austrian Jews] and '''{{archive|te3yZ|even some Native Gentiles}}''' were warning us of it since the beginning.

===The Gubmint's Allies===

The United States is allied with the Jews and the Wahabi/Salafi Scum from Saudi Arabia and as a result funded ISIS to take over the Europe for the muslims and Middle East for the jews.

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==[[Military]]==

[[Image:Supportourtroops.jpg‎|185px|right]]
[[Image:TERRORIST!.JPEG|thumb|The current threat Americunt faces. THEY'RE FUCKING [[House|EVERYWHERE!!]]]]
[[Image:MurrikaworldmapNegro.gif|thumb|{{colortext|darkblue|[[Blue]]}} denotes Murrika. {{colortext|#CC2200|[[Red]]}} denotes Niggertown. In Niggertown, they hate freedom.]]
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The [[Army|U.S Military]], which couldn't win their way out of a wet paper bag with guns in their hands, is a bunch of [[homosexual|homo]] fags that are too stupid for college, too lazy for a real job, or trying to avoid prison. These [[retard]]s are actually trusted with guns and [[bomb]]s, which has resulted in an American invention known as "friendly fire". This event only occurs when they're around and basically consists of a [[fucktard]] shooting someone on their own side and going "sorry you had a gun and I just freaked out." Every time an American soldier accidentally shoots his buddy in the face, a Muslim terrorist gets another heavenly virgin (two if they do it on purpose!). Americans only have the balls to attack others when they are armed to the teeth and traveling in numbers. When captured alone, they are far from John Rambo and simply get beheaded on YouTube.

The US Army also perpetrated Operation Oilraqi Freedumb, the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line. In Op Oilraqi Faildumb, Halliburton's military wing spent a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and lost. The US Military likes to scare brown people with their enormous budget, but in reality, criminally insane politicians steal and waste 95% of it on shit that doesn’t work and nobody wants.

America also enjoys firing at British troops and bombing British tanks. This has gone back as far as the Second World War, as shown in a British wartime joke; "When the Germans shoot, the British duck." When the British shoot, the Germans duck. When the Americans shoot, EVERYONE ducks!". It should be noted that this joke is a good example of American ignorance. The reason friendly fire is higher among American forces is because they're retarded and poorly trained. Others have argued that they are just flat-out retarded. Since America's army exploits every country, they build huge rockets to watch the pretty colors, but then they discovered that they actually kill people when a guy thought he could reach the moon on one and failed, which resulted in the modern nuclear bomb.

[[Lie|The main problem with the United States Army seems to be the inability to aim or co-ordinate any form of attack that doesn't consist of blindly shooting until you hit something.]] This is not helped by the high incest rate of America, which results in a low IQ and a fleeting attention span. Training in the American army generally consists of having your head shaved and being able-bodied enough to hold a gun, whereas other more traditional armies persist with the idea of teaching people how to use their weapons, something America did away with some time ago.

'''Fun fact:''' Many people believe [[New Jersey]], [[Massachusetts]] and [[California]] are the US's next targets as [[LOL WUT|they are all violating the US's strict "no freedom allowed" policy]].

=== [[Shit|Experimental Weapons]] ===
[[Some argue|Everyone knows]] that the Americunt special/biological/experimental/homosexual weapons division is responsible for:

*[[Half Life | The Black Mesa disaster]]
*Supermutants
**[[portal|and subsequently,insane robots]]
*Atomic bombs
*Aliens
*Supersoldiers
*[[Bullshit|Religion]]
*[[Satan Claus]]
*[[Homosexuality]], and subsequently
*[[AIDS]]

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<center>'''American weaponry at its finest'''}}</center>

===Military Intelligence===

<center><gallery>
Image:Abraham Lincoln cyborg.jpg‎|The US has a long history of superior firepower.
Image:Imminent explosive penetration of vagina by penis.jpg|Pretty much the whole idea behind any war America starts.
Image:C86945b5fdc08dc8604b840052ddd12219a7cbc8 m.jpg|Abu Graib was a much classier place than the Jew media said it was.
Image:GunDoingItWrong.jpg|American soldier demonstrating the correct way to use his weapon.
Image:Military_-_Boob_Inspection.jpg|All [[dyke|female soldiers]] must go through a routine breast exam before leaving for combat.
Image:Funny-iraq-us-soldier-pics-12.jpg|Every time a nigra fucks a camel another Iraqi is born.
Image:Idiot soldier.jpg|A US soldier demonstrating the military's trademark sensitivity for delicate cultural situations to some Iraqi children.
Image:Xxlcock-08.jpg|An unknown bonus to overturning "Don't Ask; Don't Tell" is that pants became optional.
</gallery></center>

== List of American Wars ==

For the 240+ years that Dumbfuckistan has been a country, 219 of them were spent waging wars. That means Americunts have only gone 21 years without going apeshit on people with bigger dicks than them.

'''Year-by-year Timeline of America’s Major Wars (1776-2017)'''

1776 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamagua Wars, Second Cherokee War, Pennamite-Yankee War

1777 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Second Cherokee War, Pennamite-Yankee War

1778 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War

1779 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War

1780 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War

1781 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War

1782 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War

1783 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War

1784 – Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War, Oconee War

1785 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1786 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1787 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1788 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1789 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1790 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1791 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1792 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1793 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1794 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War

1795 – Northwest Indian War

1796 – No major war

1797 – No major war

1798 – Quasi-War

1799 – Quasi-War

1800 – Quasi-War

1801 – First Barbary War

1802 – First Barbary War

1803 – First Barbary War

1804 – First Barbary War

1805 – First Barbary War

1806 – Sabine Expedition

1807 – No major war

1808 – No major war

1809 – No major war

1810 – U.S. occupies Spanish-held West Florida

1811 – Tecumseh’s War

1812 – War of 1812, Tecumseh’s War, Seminole Wars, U.S. occupies Spanish-held Amelia Island and other parts of East Florida

1813 – War of 1812, Tecumseh’s War, Peoria War, Creek War, U.S. expands its territory in West Florida

1814 – War of 1812, Creek War, U.S. expands its territory in Florida, Anti-piracy war

1815 – War of 1812, Second Barbary War, Anti-piracy war

1816 – First Seminole War, Anti-piracy war

1817 – First Seminole War, Anti-piracy war

1818 – First Seminole War, Anti-piracy war

1819 – Yellowstone Expedition, Anti-piracy war

1820 – Yellowstone Expedition, Anti-piracy war

1821 – Anti-piracy war (see note above)

1822 – Anti-piracy war (see note above)

1823 – Anti-piracy war, Arikara War

1824 – Anti-piracy war

1825 – Yellowstone Expedition, Anti-piracy war

1826 – No major war

1827 – Winnebago War

1828 – No major war

1829 – No major war

1830 – No major war

1831 – Sac and Fox Indian War

1832 – Black Hawk War

1833 – Cherokee Indian War

1834 – Cherokee Indian War, Pawnee Indian Territory Campaign

1835 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Second Creek War

1836 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Second Creek War, Missouri-Iowa Border War

1837 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Second Creek War, Osage Indian War, Buckshot War

1838 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Buckshot War, Heatherly Indian War

1839 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars

1840 – Seminole Wars, U.S. naval forces invade Fiji Islands

1841 – Seminole Wars, U.S. naval forces invade McKean Island, Gilbert Islands, and Samoa

1842 – Seminole Wars

1843 – U.S. forces clash with Chinese, U.S. troops invade African coast

1844 – Texas-Indian Wars

1845 – Texas-Indian Wars

1846 – Mexican-American War, Texas-Indian Wars

1847 – Mexican-American War, Texas-Indian Wars

1848 – Mexican-American War, Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War

1849 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians

1850 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Yuma War, California Indian Wars, Pitt River Expedition

1851 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, Yuma War, Utah Indian Wars, California Indian Wars

1852 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Yuma War, Utah Indian Wars, California Indian Wars

1853 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Yuma War, Utah Indian Wars, Walker War, California Indian Wars

1854 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians

1855 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Yakima War, Winnas Expedition, Klickitat War, Puget Sound War, Rogue River Wars, U.S. forces invade Fiji Islands and Uruguay

1856 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, California Indian Wars, Puget Sound War, Rogue River Wars, Tintic War

1857 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, California Indian Wars, Utah War, Conflict in Nicaragua

1858 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Mohave War, California Indian Wars, Spokane-Coeur d’Alene-Paloos War, Utah War, U.S. forces invade Fiji Islands and Uruguay

1859 Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, California Indian Wars, Pecos Expedition, Antelope Hills Expedition, Bear River Expedition, John Brown’s raid, U.S. forces launch attack against Paraguay, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1860 – Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Paiute War, Kiowa-Comanche War

1861 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign

1862 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign, Dakota War of 1862,

1863 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign, Colorado War, Goshute War

1864 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign, Colorado War, Snake War

1865 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Colorado War, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War

1866 – Texas-Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Red Cloud’s War, Franklin County War, U.S. invades Mexico, Conflict with China

1867 – Texas-Indian Wars, Long Walk of the Navajo, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Red Cloud’s War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War, U.S. troops occupy Nicaragua and attack Taiwan

1868 – Texas-Indian Wars, Long Walk of the Navajo, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Red Cloud’s War, Comanche Wars, Battle of Washita River, Franklin County War

1869 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War

1870 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War

1871 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War, Kingsley Cave Massacre, U.S. forces invade Korea

1872 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Modoc War, Franklin County War

1873 – Texas-Indian Wars, Comanche Wars, Modoc War, Apache Wars, Cypress Hills Massacre, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1874 – Texas-Indian Wars, Comanche Wars, Red River War, Mason County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1875 – Conflict in Mexico, Texas-Indian Wars, Comanche Wars, Eastern Nevada, Mason County War, Colfax County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1876 – Texas-Indian Wars, Black Hills War, Mason County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1877 – Texas-Indian Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Black Hills War, Nez Perce War, Mason County War, Lincoln County War, San Elizario Salt War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1878 – Paiute Indian conflict, Bannock War, Cheyenne War, Lincoln County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1879 – Cheyenne War, Sheepeater Indian War, White River War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1880 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1881 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1882 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1883 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1884 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1885 – Apache Wars, Eastern Nevada Expedition, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1886 – Apache Wars, Pleasant Valley War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1887 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1888 – U.S. show of force against Haiti, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1889 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1890 – Sioux Indian War, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Ghost Dance War, Wounded Knee, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1891 – Sioux Indian War, Ghost Dance War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1892 – Johnson County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico

1893 – U.S. forces invade Mexico and Hawaii

1894 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1895 – U.S. forces invade Mexico, Bannock Indian Disturbances

1896 – U.S. forces invade Mexico

1897 – No major war

1898 – Spanish-American War, Battle of Leech Lake, Chippewa Indian Disturbances

1899 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1900 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1901 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1902 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1903 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1904 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1905 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1906 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1907 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1908 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1909 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1910 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1911 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1912 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars

1913 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars, New Mexico Navajo War

1914 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico

1915 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico, Colorado Paiute War

1916 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico

1917 – Banana Wars, World War I, U.S. invades Mexico

1918 – Banana Wars, World War I, U.S invades Mexico

1919 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico

1920 – Banana Wars

1921 – Banana Wars

1922 – Banana Wars

1923 – Banana Wars, Posey War

1924 – Banana Wars

1925 – Banana Wars

1926 – Banana Wars

1927 – Banana Wars

1928 – Banana Wars

1930 – Banana Wars

1931 – Banana Wars

1932 – Banana Wars

1933 – Banana Wars

1934 – Banana Wars

1935 – No major war

1936 – No major war

1937 – No major war

1938 – No major war

1939 – No major war

1940 – No major war

1941 – World War II

1942 – World War II

1943 – Wold War II

1944 – World War II

1945 – World War II

1946 – Cold War (U.S. occupies the Philippines and South Korea)

1947 – Cold War (U.S. occupies South Korea, U.S. forces land in Greece to fight Communists)

1948 – Cold War (U.S. forces aid Chinese Nationalist Party against Communists)

1949 – Cold War (U.S. forces aid Chinese Nationalist Party against Communists)

1950 – Korean War, Jayuga Uprising

1951 – Korean War

1952 – Korean War

1953 – Korean War

1954 – Covert War in Guatemala

1955 – Vietnam War

1956 – Vietnam War

1957 – Vietnam War

1958 – Vietnam War

1959 – Vietnam War, Conflict in Haiti

1960 – Vietam War

1961 – Vietnam War

1962 – Vietnam War, Cold War (Cuban Missile Crisis; U.S. marines fight Communists in Thailand)

1963 – Vietnam War

1964 – Vietnam War

1965 – Vietnam War, U.S. occupation of Dominican Republic

1966 – Vietnam War, U.S. occupation of Dominican Republic

1967 – Vietnam War

1968 – Vietnam War

1969 – Vietnam War

1970 – Vietnam War

1971 – Vietnam War

1972 – Vietnam War

1973 – Vietnam War, U.S. aids Israel in Yom Kippur War

1974 – Vietnam War

1975 – Vietnam War

1976 – No major war

1977 – No major war

1978 – No major war

1979 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan)

1980 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan)

1981 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), First Gulf of Sidra Incident

1982 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), Conflict in Lebanon

1983 – Cold War (Invasion of Grenada, CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), Conflict in Lebanon

1984 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), Conflict in Persian Gulf

1985 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua)

1986 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua)

1987 – Conflict in Persian Gulf

1988 – Conflict in Persian Gulf, U.S. occupation of Panama

1989 – Second Gulf of Sidra Incident, U.S. occupation of Panama, Conflict in Philippines

1990 – First Gulf War, U.S. occupation of Panama

1991 – First Gulf War

1992 – Conflict in Iraq

1993 – Conflict in Iraq

1994 – Conflict in Iraq, U.S. invades Haiti

1995 – Conflict in Iraq, U.S. invades Haiti, NATO bombing of Bosnia and Herzegovina

1996 – Conflict in Iraq

1997 – No major war

1998 – Bombing of Iraq, Missile strikes against Afghanistan and Sudan

1999 – Kosovo War

2000 – No major war

2001 – War on Terror in Afghanistan

2002 – War on Terror in Afghanistan and Yemen

2003 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, and Iraq

2004 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen

2005 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen

2006 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen

2007 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen

2008 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen

2009 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen

2010 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen

2011 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen; Conflict in Libya (Libyan Civil War)

2012 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria and Yemen

2013 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria and Yemen

2014 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria and Yemen; Civil War in Ukraine

2015 – War on Terror in Somalia, Somalia, Syria and Yemen; Civil War in Ukraine

2016 - War in Syria

2017 - War in Syria

== America The Evil Empire, II.==

Here's some potent historical medicine: The US is responsible directly and indirectly for '''tens of millions of deaths''' in [[at least 100|the last 100 years]] '''alone'''. Now, over the last century, the US government has been providing (and continues to) financial assistance, education, arms, military training and technical support to the following dictatorships/authoritarian regimes across the world:

'''Latin America:'''

#Porfirio Díaz (Mexico) (1876–1911)
#Institutional Revolutionary Party (Mexico) (1929–2000)
#Juan Vicente Gómez (Venezuela) (1908–35)
#Manuel Estrada Cabrera (Guatemala) (1898–1920)
#Jorge Ubico (Guatemala) (1931–44)
#Fulgencio Batista (Cuba) (1952–59)
#Rafael Trujillo (Dominican Republic) (1930–61)
#Efraín Ríos Montt and the rest of the military junta in Guatemala (1954–86)
#Revolutionary Government Junta of El Salvador (1979–82)
#Hugo Banzer (Bolivia) (1971–78)
#National Reorganization Process (Argentina) (1976–83)
#Brazilian military government (1964–85)
#Somoza family (Nicaragua) (1936–79)
#François Duvalier (Haiti) (1957–71)
#Jean-Claude Duvalier (Haiti) (1971–86)
#Omar Torrijos (Panama) (1968–81)
#Manuel Noriega (Panama) (1983–89)
#Alfredo Stroessner (Paraguay) (1954–89)
#[[Augusto Pinochet]] (Chile) (1973–90)

'''Asia:'''

#Syngman Rhee (South Korea) (1948–60)
#Park Chung-hee (South Korea) (1961–79)
#Chun Doo-Hwan (South Korea) (1979-88)
#Ngo Dinh Diem (South Vietnam) (1955–63)
#Lon Nol (Cambodia) (1970–75)
#Yahya Khan (Pakistan) (1971)
#Mohammad Reza Pahlavi (Iran) (1941–79)
#Ferdinand Marcos (Philippines) (1965–86)
#Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq (Pakistan) (1978–88)
#[[Saddam Hussein]] (Iraq) (1982–90)
#Suharto (Indonesia) (1967–98)
#Truong Tan Sang (Vietnam) (2011–present)
#Islam Karimov (Uzbekistan) (1990–present)
#Pervez Musharraf (Pakistan) (1999–2008)
#Ali Abdullah Saleh (Yemen) (1990–2012)
#Emomalii Rahmon (Tajikistan) (1994–present)
#Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow (Turkmenistan) (2006–present)
#House of Saud (Saudi Arabia) (1945–present)
#Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa (Bahrain) (1999–present)
#Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani (Qatar) (1995-2013)
#Qaboos bin Said al Said (Oman)
#Hashemite Dynasty (Jordan) (1951–present)
#United Arab Emirates (1994–present)

'''Africa:'''

#King Hassan II, predecessors and successors (Morocco) (1777-present)
#Gaafar Nimeiry (Sudan) (1969–85)
#Samuel Doe (Liberia) (1980–90)
#[[Apartheid]] South Africa (1948–94)
#Meles Zenawi (Ethiopia) (1991–2012)
#Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (Equatorial Guinea) (1979–present)
#Mobutu Sese Seko (Democratic Republic of the Congo) (1965–97)
#Hissène Habré (Chad) (1982–90)
#Hosni Mubarak (Egypt) (1981-2011)
#Idriss Déby (Chad) (1990–present)
#Yoweri Museveni (Uganda) (1986–present)
#Zine El Abidine Ben Ali (Tunisia) (1987–2010)
#Paul Kagame (Rwanda) (2000–present)

'''Europe:'''

#[[Francisco Franco]] (Francoist Spain) (1936–75).
#Greek military junta (1967–74)
#António de Oliveira Salazar (Portugal) (1932-74)
#Turkish military junta (Turkey) (1980-91)

Everywhere the US has stepped foot in the last 214 years of its virtually unbroken stream of war, it has '''DESTABILIZED''' and '''DOMINATED''' nations, virtually eliminating democracy by engaging in elite terrorist activities, the intended consequence of which is the creation of droves of commercial terrorists. The US is a terrorist-manufacturing apparatus of a scope & scale that has no counterparts in human history. '''{{wikilink|United_States_involvement_in_regime_change|}}'''

== Murica and Its Fuck Buddies Wage War on [[Iran]]==
[[File:Iran_Raping_Israel.jpg|thumb|400px|America and its [[Bitches|allies]] are afraid that [[Holocaust|the greatest lulzfest ever might happen again]] to their [[Jews Control The Media|Jewish Masters]] if Iran develops [[Shoop Da Whoop| NUCLEAR WEAPONS]]!!]]

[[File:MittRomney_Rape_Face.jpg|thumb|left|200px| This is [[Mitt Romney]]`s insidious [[Trollface|rape face]] as he fantasizes over raping Iran with Amurika`s [[Sex toys|WEAPONS OF WARR]]!!!]]

Like an out-of-control international, [[Edarem| serial rapist]], America and its [[BDSM]] buddies, the [[Eurofags]], are allegedly suffering from too much chronic [[butthurt]] caused by Iran's ever growing [[Rape|nuclear]] capacity. They are afraid that [[Epic Win| the Poorsians will use their future nukes to wipe out the festering shitstain known as Israel off the map]].

[https://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-admits-that-iran-does-not-have-a-nuclear-weapons-program/28726 In actuality, the Americans have no concentrate proof that Iran is actually developing nuclear weapons]. Even if Iran is developing [[Dildos|nuclear armaments]], [[Holocaust| cleaning up the festering Kike infestation known as Israel would probably be good for the world!]] The truth is American doesn't actually give a [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] fuck about Iran's nuclear program (besides the fact that America has to protect its [[Jewish]] overlords in [[Israel]] from the scary Persians!). They actually want to invade Iran just to satisfy their insatiable urge to shove their [[Bombs|military cocks]] down [[DAT ASS| another brown-person country's ass]] (since raping [[Iraq]] beforehand wasn't enough to satisfy Amurikans horny military libido). The epic result would be some [[Cum|nice, black, gooey oil]] coming out of Iran's sorely penetrated arse!

[[Truth| Too bad pwning Iran IRL for the American Spartans isn't going to be anywhere as easy as the 300 Spartans pwning the Puuu-rrrrrsians.]] The funny thing is that many [[Idiots| Amurikan soldiers]] don`t think that.

Yep they think Iran is going to be another easy military-rape victim as I-Rack. [https://www.thedailybeast.com/newt-gingrich-mitt-romney-and-gop-forget-iraq-mistake-in-push-for-iran-war Bad idea, dumbfucks!]

==[[Fact]]s about America==

Control, corruption, and the pursuit of stupidity. A look into some interesting factoids of the world's most embarrassing mess of a country:

#Virtually every American believes that, despite a corporate owned government, a deadweight economy, monstrous levels of prejudice and discrimination, rampant obesity, patent hypocrisy, a two-class society, cable news, growing politicization, and spray-on cheese, that this is the greatest country to ever exist. [[no|How cute]].
#In America, everyone is fat and ugly and horrifically ignorant.
#The US constitution is a checklist of privileges the government is going to take away from you.
#50% of Americans don't know the nearest star is called "the sun", how far away that star is, or how long it takes for the earth to travel around it.
#In America, it is wrong to criticize anyone based on their weight - even if they weigh over 500 fucking pounds.
#90% of Americans know that in WWII 6 million jews died, but have no idea how many Americans.
#In entry to America, your IQ drops 20 points and your waistline expands 20 inches.
#In America you can get a pizza delivered to your house faster than you can get an ambulance.
#The USA and the PRC are different in name only.
#In America, you MUST love the [[Jews]] or else you're a Nazi.
#In America, [[niggers]] are either sent to prison, or the Presidency.
#In America, serial killers have fan clubs.
#In America, there are more fat people than there are people.
#In America, when a group of [[911|muslims kill civilians]], they are called cowards. When an American soldier kills civilians, they are called heroes.
#In America, they'll tell you to "git out of America if you don't like it", even if you aren't in America. However It's illegal to commit suicide and you'll get shot if you do try to cross the border OUT. Truth be told you can't leave America if the government doesn't want you to.
#In America, people think that the reason they didn't win the lottery is because they didn't pray hard enough.
#In America, people get in their cars and drive to their mailbox.
#In America, all women believe they are entitled to date a 6 foot tall, millionaire fireman with two PhD's and a 10 inch dick.
#In America, all men think they are entitled to date a borderline anorexic supermodel with tits bigger than her head and a PhD in sucking what's left of their dick.
#In America, you must side with the opposite party of the president, and you'll have to change your political party every time a different president gets into office.
#In America, the sacred right of voting is so important you must wait until you are an adult of 18 to exercise it, but you have to be 21 to drink a beer.
#In America, it is mandatory to despise anyone who doesn't vote for a bought-and-paid scumbag politician.
#In America, they believe that voting will make a difference and that letting others choose for them somehow makes their votes more powerful.
#In America, there is no bigger sin than not owning a television.
#In America, media figures calling Obama a "[[truth|Nazi communist fascist Muslim Antichrist]]" are taken seriously.
#In America they have drive-through ATMs with braille lettering.
#In America there are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
#In America, men believe [[Circumcision|removing 40% of the penis (roughly five hundred thousand nerves)]] will somehow not lessen sensation.
#In America, the military advertises in the help wanted section.
#In America anyone with a Spanish name is instantly demoted to "dirty brown Mexican" status regardless of how [[European|cold, bland, and pasty]] he or she may actually be.
#When traveling abroad, most Americans believe that the native population of whatever country they are visiting should speak perfect and unaccented English, even though the only thing they themselves know how to say in the native language is "Where's the bathroom?"
#In many countries in the world, people don't make enough money to eat. In America, people pay money to lose weight.
#In America, it's common to see a single person driving around in a giant truck/SUV that can easily seat 20 people and only gets 6 miles to the gallon.
#In America, having a huge, noisy, gas-guzzling vehicle makes other Americans think your penis is HUGE.
#In America, working 20 hours a week longer than the average European to uphold an equal lifestyle is seen as a virtue.
#In America, people with no health insurance rabidly protest the government wanting to give everyone health insurance.
#In America, if you question them dumping toxic chemicals into the food and water supply, they'll call you a dirty hippy and beat the shit out of you.
#In America, writing on the sidewalk with chalk is considered destruction of public property.
#In America, they don't know that the Film Harry Potter is in English.
#In America, You must Hate Arabs with all your soul and heart, or they'll think you're a traitor that needs to die.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you if you believe people shouldn't have the right to spew out a hoard of screaming brats.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you if you admit to being an atheist.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for being a fag.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for wearing a turban.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for being more free than the average free man.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for pointing out their hypocrisy, use logic and reality to prove them wrong, win an argument against them, or for telling the truth.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking shit about their beloved taxes.
#In America, everyone is convinced USA won WWII, despite every serious historian knowing that USSR defeated the Reich, Americans just came over Europe to loot what's left before Soviets could.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for pointing that the real reason of the end of the Cold War was a through systemic defences induced implosion of the Communism, so its historically incorrect to say the USA won the Cold War, actually the most US-Americans think that only because they are uneducated.
#The average penis size of men (of all racial backgrounds, including [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|blacks]]) in the USA is only 5.1", the lowest on the American Double-Continent; probably due to unhealthy food.
#The USA waging a war against [[Islam|Terrorism]] and for Democracy, but ironically they are allied with [[Saudi Arabia]], a totalitarian state which supports Terrorism
#The USA had always supported (in South Vietnam, in Chile, in Indonesia), and nowadays still support Dictatorships and repressive regimes, an other instance of their hypocrisy.
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking about their lost (in Vietnam, in Afghanistan ect.) or their power political and economical motivated wars and military interventions (the Yugoslavian Wars, the War in Iraq or the Military Intervention in Libya)
#Americans are too stupid and/or to uneducated to realize that USA is not a [[democracy]] any more.
#In America 400,000 people die every year from the effects of obesity
#In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking about the Human Rights Violations, War Crimes and Crimes against Humanity committed by their Military
#In America, they'll just fucking murder you, okay?
#In America, there is the [[American Dream]].

==USA-Russian Relations==
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[[Russia]], America's evil [[lie|commie]] rival, is well known for being a [[irony|terrorist country in the modern era]]. Both superpowers have vastly different goals;

America works to make the world [[bullshit|a better place]] by:

#Instilling and Supporting the rise of democracy, by destabilizing Democratic countries and installing Dictators.
#Making once-great countries into terrorist shitholes; See: [[Syria]], [[Iraq]], [[Afghanistan]].
#Using Political Assassins to murder people trying to get anything good done.
#Imprisoning the most people in the world, while trying to say its' the freest place.
#Murdering its own citizens.
#Censoring and [[NSA|spying]] on its citizens.
#Electing idiots like [[Reagan]] and [[Dubya|Bush]].

However, Russia works [[for the lulz|for the devil]] by:

#Instilling Traditionalist values, such as [[Divide by Zero|making women not act like whores]].
#Invading [[lie|innocent]], perfectly peaceful countries for the lulz.
#Fighting against [[redundant|Homosexual faggotry]].
#Hax0ring teh US intarwebz. Again, for the lulz.
#[[irony|Trading with China]].
#Beating up the members of attention-whoring and a-political Pseudo-Oppositionist Feminazi Band [[Pussy Riot]]. Good job.
#Being evil Commie Atheist scum; even though most Russians are right-wing and very religious.

==Trolling Americans==
#Point out their obesity statistics
#Ask why American teens' role models are all either [[sluts]] or [[niggers]]
#Mention the [[Vietnam War]]
#Ask when the last [[School Shooting]] was
#[[Le_56_Face|Point out that they have the lowest percentage of white people in the Western world]]
#Further shame them by informing them that official US census data defines [https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/07/egyptian-immigrant-wants-to-be-reclassified-as-black/ anyone from the Middle East and North Africa as "white"]
#Tell them the Americans joined last second and made no meaningful contributions in Europe in both World Wars
#Ask a geography question
#Criticize their ancestors for wiping out the Native Americans
#Speak a language other than English
#Ask why, if they are white, their closest allies are [[Jews]] and [[sand niggers]]
#Mention the Iraq war
#Tell them [[China|a communist country]] is now the largest economy
#Ask why they are the only country outside of [[Africa]] without free health care
#Tell them all meaningful American inventions were made by immigrants
#Ask why American soldiers raped so many Japanese women during World War II
#[[Edward Snowden|Leak government secrets showcasing how shitty the country is]]
#Say Tim Berners-Lee's invention of the World Wide Web was more important than the invention of the internet
#Ask why they are the only country (apart from [[Shit no one cares about|two irrelevant third world countries]]) to not use the metric system
#Tell them the Soviet Union won the Space Race

==The Pinnacle of [[oxymoron|American Intellectuals]]==
 
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==A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN==

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II,

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

#The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
#Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
#July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
#You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
#Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler, although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
#All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
#The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
#You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
#The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
#Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
#You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
#Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
#You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
#An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
#Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
#You will all be required to unquestioningly love and admire Duchess Catherine Middleton. However since your media have already persuaded your love to her, less enforcement will be measured.

<big><big>'''God Save the Queen!'''</big></big>

==Gallery==
 
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Image:Worldmap.jpg|Map of the UEA.
Image:United_States_of_America.jpg|Give us your oil.
Image:Americanmilitaryhistory.jpg|American Military History
Image:America_won_WW2.jpg|Home of the [[W|brave]].
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File:America Pets that look like their owners.jpg|America is Israel's bitch.
File:US Capital.jpg
File:American Mass Shooting Recipe.jpg
Image:StatueofLiberty.jpg|Goddess Semiramis
Image:philip k dick - man in the high castle cover-penguin classics.jpg|After [[WW2]] the United States employed enough former Nazis to constantly [[Cripple|deform]] its society.
Image:ZameriCANTO.jpg|Artist rendering of how the average American views their country on the world stage.
Image:USApwr.jpg|[[Do_not_want|How America responds to everything. This is why you don't want to fuck with them, unless you prefer living in a radioactive crater.]]
Image:American mcdonalds.jpg|American drive-thru
Image:American delicacy.jpg|An all-American delicacy
Image:Americat.jpg|Typical American Siamese cat
Image:Jewmerica.jpg|Flag of Jewmerica, also called the USA, an external territory of Israel.
File:Debtshit.jpg
Image:AmericasWorld.gif
Image:AmericanCrimeSolution.jpg|Guns vs Butthurt
Image:Corkscrew_Missile.jpg|'Smart' technology
File:Modern America 2017.jpg|America in 2017
File:JewishcontrolofUSGovernment.jpg|How corporations control the gov't
Image:Bombtheshitoutaya.jpg|Just a little correction
File:American Fag flag.jpg
Image:StarOfCampDavid.png|Every true American is a Zionist
Image:USship NO U.jpg|Typical American ship captain "[[NO U|NO U DIVERT YOUR COURSE]]"
Image:The solution.jpg|What needs to be done
File:For Drugs And Oil.jpg
File:Russia 1917 USA 2017.jpg
Image:Taking Liberties by domnx.jpg|I'd hit it
Image:ED USflag.png|How the US flag will look, circa 2012.The end of the world.
Image:Liberty-momg.jpg|The Statue of Liberty watches over and protects the country.
Image:Fatass.jpg|The United States Fag
Image:All our jews.jpg|They started using [[chikins|chickens]] when they ran out of [[Jews]].
File:Middleeastpolicy.jpg
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File:Middleeastbeforeandafterdemocracy.jpg|The [[Middle East]] - before and after US 'intervention'
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File:USAvsRussia22.jpg|Americunts vs russkies
File:Europehistoryusahistory.png|Yurop vs Jew Ess Aye
File:Burgerfeminism.jpg|Burgerbrains in action
File:UKverUS.jpg|Jolly old brits vs savage americunts
File:Osamagoodguy.jpg|[[Osama]] used to be considered a good goy by the US.
File:Usahomeless.jpg|America cant even take care of its [[Homeless]]
File:Legalillegal.jpg|American legal system
File:Americapuppet.jpg|America is the puppet of [[Israel]]
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File:SoldiersofUSAlol.jpg
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File:Oldwhiteppl.png|Old white men 'hold back' the country
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File:Landwhale Caught On Tape!.jpg
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File:Missionaccomplished.jpg
File:Americanrebel.png
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File:Truecourage.jpg|American courage
Image:Usburn2.gif|[[Jews|Some people]] wish it were illegal to burn the US flag IRL
Image:Crazed1.jpg|As true today as it was in 1907
Image:redneckdrawing.jpg|Typical Americans and their cars.
Image:AYENATIONDIVIDED.jpg|[[obvious|This was obviously made by an Americunt.]]
Image:New usa flag.jpg|Flag of the United Socialist States of America
Image:USofIsrael.png|Flag of the United States of Israel
Image:For God and Country.jpg|What every proud American ought to do
Image:ConfederateFlag4.png|Flag of the Confederate States of America
Image:America fuck yeah woman.jpg|[[America|FUCK YEAH!]]
Image:Christian fundie retards.jpg|America, the [[christian|Christfag]] nation.
Image:China and usa.jpg|The USA gets a lot of [[shit]] from [[China]]
Image:Nazi amaerica.jpg|The true face of [[Nazi Germany|America]], in all it's glory!
Image:Evolution_-_American_Evolution.jpg|American Evolution
Image:America_-_eCards_-_White_Trash_Problem.jpg
Image:Successful opposite of America.jpg|How to be successful - just don't be an American
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File:Ameriburger Confrontation.jpg|Confronting an Amerifat.
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File:America has no food.png|Funny
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File:Rich Financial Seizure Of USA.gif|More evidence of the Ogliarchy, goy...
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File:Iran.jpg
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File:Americansareassholes.jpg
File:ThreeAmericansBridge.jpg
File:USDebt.png
File:AmericanMongrelvsWhiteEthnicRussian.jpg|The American Alternative Right got it!
File:American Multiracial Future.jpg|A bad message to [[Racist]]s of all Races
File:TheTruthaboutAmerica.jpg|True words about America spoken out of the mouth of an American
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==See Also==
[[File:Merchant of liberty.png|right|650px|link=Israel]]

*[[4th of July]]
*[[9/11]] - hilarious event that should happen again.
*[[American language]]
*[[Americunts]]
*[[AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!]]
*[[America's Third Party]]
*[[Archer]]
*[[Canada]]
*[[Cancer]]
*[[Darth Cheney]]
*[[Diabeetus]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[Japan]] - america is [[True|inferior]] to this [[hell|nation]].
*[[The Donald|Donald J. Trump]] - The current president of the Jewnited States.
*[[Joe Biden]] - The former president of the Jewnited States.
*[[Senator Barack Hussein Obama]] - A former USA president, and current has-been
*[[fat|Heart disease]]
*[[Hetalia]]
*[[Jim Traficant]]
*[[drunk|Lakotastan]]
*[[redneck|Manifest Destiny]]
*[[Native American]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Paula Deen]]
*[[Pindos]]
*[[Retard]]
*[[Unwarranted self importance]]
*[[W]]
*[[White people]]
*[[White Nationalism]]
*[[White trash]]
*[[Why do you hate America?]]
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== External Links ==
*{{UkrED|США|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
*'''{{archive|Y6b0y|What Russia thinks of America}}''' - '''WARNING:''' High levels of [[mental retardation]]
*'''{{archive|BybCA|Good place for showing your American hate for Muslims and vice versa}}'''
*'''{{archive|aSccx|A severely butthurt American complaining and denying about the fact that the USA is definitely a terrorist nation due to the USA's constant bullying wars of piss-poor, weak nations. In actuality the USA is the #1 terrorist nation in the world Amerifags :-p Take that!}}'''
*<s>[http://backtobasicsamericawebsite.com A typical website by a concerned American! Notice the grammar.]</s> (dead)
*'''{{archive|d0beC|Escape From America Magazine. ''America – The Grim Truth''}}'''
*'''{{archive|pMbqB|A photo collection of average Americans}}'''
*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-207079/Evolution-banned-US-schools.html Evolution is banned from US schools]

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{{ibhead|<big>'''KaiWei99/KWisback'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Jerry Tong Kai Wei}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Malaysia|Malaysian]]-[[Chinese]] [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link=]][[File:MiniflagChina.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 5, 1999}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Shah Alam, Malaysia}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|KaiWei99; Ricky-P; ZhouNimaSucks}}
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'''KaiWei99''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jerry Tong Kai Wei''', A.K.A. '''Ricky-P''', '''ZhouNimaSucks''', and currently '''KWisback''') is a {{Age|1999|5|5}}-year-old Malaysian-Chinese '''SEVERELY''' autistic, [[paranoid]] [[schizophrenic]], dumb, [[retarded]], [[attention whore|attention-whoring]], bigoted, cancerous, sociopathic, chode-gargling, [[fanatic]] fuckstain, [[furfag|rabbitfag]], [[USI|self-proclaimed]] [[activist]], [[wannabe]] [[murderer]], [[conspiracy theorist]], and DeviantArt user, who has a [[batshit]] [[fetish]] for [[Winnie the Pooh]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sword Art Online]], [[politics|international politics]], and most notably, the Falun Gong. This [[Azn]] faggot who is infected with maximum levels of Assburgers looks like a long-lost younger brother of Cho Seung Hui with the personalities of A-Log, Chris-Chan, and Spax3 and is a perfect example of why people shouldn't have a sexual obsession with politics. [[Lulz|Notorious for his bitchy rants about Chinese people and products, especially Genshin Impact, after the COVID pandemic, this self-hating chink is known for his blatant bigotry, death threats, stupidity, hate art, drama, and his cancer and promotion of the Falun Gong]], [[Unrealistic Expectations|believing that all Chinese people are Communists and that he could change the world.]] Whenever KaiWei has free time, he spends his time [[fapping]] to [[Shit nobody cares about|Winnie the Pooh, Sonic the Hedgehog, international politics, Falun Gong, and many other shit]]. KaiWei would go apeshit when people call him out for his bullshit or remotely liking [[China]], believing that they are all [[Communists]] who sympathize with [[Mao Zedong]]. [[DO IT|Don’t even think about saying anything good about China (not politically-related) or he will go ape]].

==Life and Deviantart “career”==
Not much is known about this manchild, KaiWei is a sad, overemotional [[ronery]] failed [[abortion]] creature who is raised by neglectful [[parents]]. According to KaiWei, he is said to have [[Dying alone|“poor social skills with no actual friends,” but he claims to have work friends and online friends who don't get along well]]. During his childhood, he started jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog and many other shit. Eventually, he also started fapping to Sword Art Online. After graduating from college, KaiWei began to work as a hotel communications officer and show off his disease to take pride in being autistic, A.K.A. proud of being a narcissistic, psychopathic, sociopathic, defective fuckstain. At some point, he began to join autistic NGOs to prove that he is “special.” Before he went on tard raging about China, he loves animals, including endangered ones, and used to make fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters, like the ones from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, GG Bond, and Big-Headed Kid and Small-Headed Father. When he first joined DeviantArt, KaiWei started out as a typical user and posted fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters. Eventually, he created two unoriginal, bastardized [[Gary Stu]] sonas: [[Sonichu|Ricky the Rabbit]], his [[fursona]], and a [[self-insert|fictional version of himself]].

[[Image:Ricky the malaysian japanese rabbit oc by kaiwei99 der61yt.jpg|thumb|right|Original character, DON'T STEAL!!!!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiChineseNewyearftPleasantGoat.jpg|thumb|left|One of his drawings in his high school years]]

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|Because I never felt that I have true friends in life. I don't have real friends around me. I am a loner. I have poor social skills with no friends except for work friends who I don't get along well with.
|KaiWei, bitching about not having actual friends.

|Happy Birthday to the one and only #SonictheHedgehog! I enjoyed his games, personality and movies! He is also my comfort character too since I got immersed into his world, games and music from #crush40!
|KaiWei, implying that he’s [[homo]] for Sonic.

|[[No|Just an ordinary Malaysian who is autistic and yet special.]]
[[Bullshit|I am always looking forward to improve myself and other things]], I am a [[cartoon]] and [[weeaboo|anime fan]] [[TL;DR|who loves wildlife and nature! Plus, I also have interests in other activities too! I am looking forward to make friends around the world, while staying away from toxic fandoms and hatedoms!
I am neutral and apolitical, as I am rational enough to know what is right and what is wrong. I detest all kinds of evils and I hold on to my beliefs as a Nichiren Shoshu believer!
I detest toxic fandoms and hatedoms, and also fetishes that which is much more sickening for me too look at! Staying away from them is the only option so that I will feel safe at Deviantart!]]
|KaiWei’s first description on DeviantArt

|An [[original]] character of mine I drew on Malaysia Day. The first of my 12 Zodiac Braves OCs.
Ricky is a [[Furry|half Malaysian-Chinese, half-Japanese rabbit]] who has Aspergers' Syndrome. Ricky may be [[Stupid|forgetful, airheaded]] and a bit [[Emo|emotional]] on some occasions, but in fact, he is [[Lies|responsible, intelligent, creative, kind and yet multi-talented]]. He is quite athletic in sports, and also good at writing and drawing by traditional or digital forms.
[[Nobody cares|Ricky is also a battler who is well above average. He is good at both melee and ranged attacks, as he wields a magic paintbrush and a magic pencil with him as his main weapons, as he can draw out anything to assist him or others in any kinds of battles or situations. He can speak English, Mandarin, Malay, Japanese, and he is learning other languages like indigenous ones.
Having moved to in Japan and lived there for a long time, he returned to Malaysia and because he considers Malaysia as his home. He is very knowledgeable, as he has read a lot of books before.]] Ricky is also a [[Nerd|geeky one]], as he loves cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, and media characters around the world (except for China and Israel, he [[H8|dislikes]] them a lot.) He is compassionate and has a heart for nature and wildlife, as he is very aware and knows how to spread the word and taking action to environmental problems.
Ricky is very [[Insane|rational]], and he knows any kind of motives behind others. [[Shit|He hates injustice and stands up for what is right, and he has good reasons to fend for the others, especially the Hong Kongers and Taiwanese]].
Ricky may look [[Antisocial personality disorder|anti-social]], but in fact he has [[No|a lot of friends]] from various kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and others. He has published some successful books before, just like Geronimo Stilton. He sees Sonic the Hedgehog as [[Gay|his number one idol, and aspires to be like him]].
Friends: [[You don't have any friends|Miraitowa, Someity, Wira, Conor, Doris, Howard, Rafaello, Onder, Rauf, Maisie, Ralfson, Jatko, Alfons, Clara, Hanami, Alfreda, Charlotte, Pierre de Nez, Alex Campbell, (OCs of Royszawa ), and others from most kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and other kinds of media... (He has a lot of them! Quite friendly, isn't he?)]]
[[Enemies]]: Most villains from all kinds of media, Media characters from China (Genshin Impact characters, Arena of Valor characters, Honkai Impact 3 characters, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf characters, etc.) Media characters from Israel (Srulik, Shmulik Kipod, etc.), Media characters from Russia (Masha and the Bear, Nu Pugodi, etc.).
Likes: Cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga, drawing and illustrating, art, J-Pop, yoga, zumba, Japanese anime idols, traveling, cosplay, learning about others' cultures, indigenous people, nature, wildlife, learning, educating others about nature, freedom and peace, strong sense of justice, respecting others' religion and anything spiritual.
Dislikes: Alcohol, black eggs, cigarettes, beef, villains like evil communists (especially Chinese ones), Zionists (like the ones from Israel), those who hurt the environment, nature and wildlife, mousquitoes, cobras, crossdressing and plastic.
|Average Gary Stu description made by our Ass-pie friend

|On Hyperfixations and Autism by Jerry Tong

April is Autism Acceptance Month, so let me share my experience with you.....

[[Fetish|Hyperfixations]]. Well, what are they? Simply put, they are like hobbies and something that you really like the most, which can vary differently among us. They can change at any time, and even provided you benefits when you really need it. As an autistic individual and a fan of anime, cartoons, movies, books, games and comics, there can be explanations through my experiences. I was more into drawing and reading which in fact unlocked my potential to be creative. Watching cartoons on TV channels, movies, comics and storybooks have provided me an advantage too, with the characters being easy to draw on paper.

When I was little, I was more isolated due to my tastes and hyperfixations that can be quite different from the rest. Mine were Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, The Powerpuff Girls, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Phineas and Ferb, Woody Woodpecker, Winnie the Pooh, Old Master Q, Scooby Doo, Madagascar, Rio, Angry Birds, Thomas the Tank Engine, Teletubbies and others. That gained me a few more friends who shared the same minds like me, and we were there for each other – together. Those were the first lessons at the beginner level when it comes to forging friendships. With the motivations from them and the teachers through my studies – I successfully passed my final exams (UPSR) with flying colors, receiving 4As and 3Bs. I would have never achieved it successfully if it weren’t for my hyperfixations and my consciousness that told me about the importance of making friends and studying hard.

The secondary school period had me enrolled in a private international school, due to my native English language speaking level which resonated with their standards. Here, my peers and classmates around me were more into the Korean taste, judging by their own sense of music and shows they listened or watched. They were more into the Land of the Morning Calm, evidenced by their love for boy band groups like EXO and celebrities like Lee Minho, swooning over those stars whenever they appear on screen. When I look at this, it was more off putting in my book. Never have I felt that I was lonelier than ever, with depression of [[dying alone|being lonely]] starting to kick into overdrive.

At that period, I described myself with similarities that I have felt akin to: A lonesome samurai without a master. An overpowered Japanese anime protagonist. A solitary tiger who hunts alone. Finding soulmates at that time were even much harder when you are the only the one who has your hyperfixations which are diverse, almost the half hailing from the Land of the Rising Sun. That included Despicable Me, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera cartoons, the Smurfs, Shakugan no Shana, Fairy Tail, Sword Art Online, Digimon, Pokemon, K-ON, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Accel World, B-Daman, Guilty Crown and others – you name it. Just when I was wallowing in that waterhole of hopelessness, I met another anime fan, she was like a lighthouse that was miraculously found in the midst of the stormy ocean. She told me to go for the cosplay events where anime fans gather if I were to branch out and forge new friendships. Hearing those words inspired me to do it, so I set afoot and went to a cosplay event.

When I first stepped afoot at the cosplay event, it was like Disneyland for me. I soon got into plenty of anime titles that the others have been hyperfixating on – A Certain Scientific Railgun, Love Live School Idol Project, Re Zero, Bang Dream, Cardfight Vanguard, Date A Live, Fate Grand Order, Macross, Demon Slayer and others. Eventually I began to forge new friendships with other anime fans who share the same interests or hyperfixations like me. Redefined, I felt no longer lonely. My soul brothers and sisters that I have met were totally in sync with me despite the differences that set us apart.

That was when I got into Hatsune Miku in university, her songs was mesmerizing with her angelic voice that reached out to me. She has a lot of fans who love her songs dearly, and that was like heaven for me. I reached out to them online and in person during cosplay events, making friends with them and maintaining relationships, even during the hard times we have endured. I even watched Hatsune Miku singing her iconic song “Tell Your World” on the exact same day the Tokyo Olympics closing ceremony taking place in 2021, and I am not ashamed to admit it. That’s what my hyperfixations are, and I am proud of it. Most of her fans are a wholesome bunch, with me explaining to them and getting to know each other better through conversations online, accepting the differences like my autistic nature.

However, my hyperfixations can have downsides for me. Even I can have my own Rogues Gallery like Batman, which includes the enemies and villains I have encountered online. It can expand a bit or even longer. All of this can trace back to squabbles and disagreements I have made online, with me disrespected on a few occasions. What really matters is that I have reached a new level in friendship maintaining: beware of the individuals you will encounter before getting friendly with them, there might be snakes in the grass who will reveal their true colours at any point. That was really a hard pill for me to swallow: It is totally wrong to force others to like something they don’t like, because everyone has their own different tastes which vary among every individual.

Nowadays, I am ever thankful for my friends and those around me I have met, and even my hyperfixations too. With my sights set on Europe, my hyperfixations are more diverse than ever. Despite all the challenges I have faced, I am ever thankful to myself, my hyperfixations, friends and my autism that was like a gift for me. Even if my hyperfixations can fluctuate and change in order to adapt, I will still be committed to who I am and stay in character to fight for human rights and the rights of neurodiverse individuals.

#AutismAcceptance #autismacceptancemonth #April #autism #essay #experiencesharing #aspergers #autismlevel1 #neurodiversity #neurodiverse #cartoons #anime #hatsunemiku #vocaloid #memoir #hyperfixation #autistic"
|KaiWei, admitting that he has traits similar to Chris-Chan, is proud of his fetishes, and having assburgers gives him the right to do whatever the fuck he wants in a TL;DR Facebook post on a month when nobody celebrates that disease.

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<center>'''KaiWei singing about having no actual friends'''</center>
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==Neverending “war” against Chinese people==
[[Image:The moment when it all started.jpeg|thumb|center|This started it all]]

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|Support Tuidang!
Read the Nine Commentaries!
Stop all evil Chinese people!
End the evil CCP!
Burn in Hell China!
Burn in Hell CCP!
Burn in Hell Chinese people!
All Chinese people will burn in hell!
|KaiWei’s battle cry against all Chinese people

|Go back to North Korea!
|KaiWei telling a rando to go to North Korea

|You are an evil liar. Liar who deserves to burn in hell because your soul is evil. You are an evil atheist who should burn in hell!
|KaiWei, [[Autism|being his usual self]]

|Please help me, I don't know how to deal with them. There are those evil enemies of mine are NaullushTheLucario, EmberChang, Jojolantern2000, 8000guangtou and @Elinital also criticized me for calling out on China! They are friends of the evil ZhouNima!
|KaiWei, demanding his "friend" for attention to attack his scapegoats

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[[Image:KaiWei_thinking_all_Russians_are_Putin_fags.jpeg|thumb|right|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine being mad at someone just because she's Russian]]]]

[[Image:Severeautism2.png|thumb|right|Attention whoring at its finest!]]

[[Image:KaiWeithesinophobicfaggot.png|thumb|right|KaiWei sure loves being a sinophobe!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticconspiracy.png|thumb|left]]

[[Image:O really KaiWei.png|thumb|left|You don't say!]]

During the [[COVID-19 pandemic]], KaiWei starts baaawwing about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics being delayed and blames it on China, even the people of China. Believing that all Chinese are Communists, he began to have a batshit fetish for politics, especially Chinese ones, and declared war against every Chinese user on every platform he is using, even on DeviantArt, contradicting his claims that he is apolitical. KaiWei also started masturbating to Winnie the Pooh, believing that it’s banned in China and serves as a tool for resistance. However, little does our autistic hero [[Epic Fail|know that comparing Winnie the Pooh to Xi Jinping is simply a joke created by Chinese users and is not actually banned in China. In fact, Winnie the Pooh merchandise is still sold there, and there are even Winnie the Pooh-themed areas in Chinese Disneyland]]. He begins to [[LOL|make fucktarded hate arts of every character in China, portraying them as villains. He sends Chinese people death threats, doxxing threats, forcing them to like Winnie the Pooh and many other shit he faps, making wanted posters of them, pressuring them to be members of Falun Gong and the Tuidang Movement, and ordering them to never buy anything made from China]]. KaiWei even went as far as to tell them to go to [[North Korea]], making baseless accusations that they were harassing [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]], [[Hong Kong|Hong Kongers]], [[Tibet|Tibetans]], and [[East Turkestan|Uyghurs]], and pull many more antics like a typical sperglord would do just to get attention. Instead of taking full responsibility like a real person, KaiWei is in [[denial|complete denial]], claiming that he has never been a racist or a bigot. One of the biggest dramas he experienced involved a person with the username ZhouNima, who is essentially KaiWei's equivalent of the Man in the Pickle Suit to Chris-Chan and Jason Griffith to Spax3. Yes, KaiWei FUCKING hated him so much to the point where he made “wanted posters” of him and wished him to die just because he is Chinese, leading to KaiWei getting banned twice on DeviantArt. He then returned to DeviantArt by making two alts. KaiWei wrote a bunch of [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]] on [[FanFiction.net]], Archive of Our Own, and [[Wattpad]] to [[Sonichu|promote his hate boner for the characters from China]]. Not only did he have a problem with all Chinese people, our hero with ass-burgers also hated all [[Russia|Russians]], believing that they all supported [[Vladimir Putin]] and his invasion of [[Ukraine]]. Does he, deep down, think that everyone, including his own family and “friends”, in the entire fucking universe is a Communist sympathizer or a Putin Stan? Absolutely.

===Hatred for [[Genshin Impact]]===
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|[[Butthurt|Today is the 3rd anniversary of Genshin Impact, and I am not happy. It has ruined almost EVERYTHING!]]
|KaiWei, [[Autism|whining about Genshin Impact]]

|I prefer Tessho Genda over Rie Takahashi voices Hutao. Tessho Genda's Tigger is way better than Hutao.
|KaiWei, overrating Tigger’s seiyu

|I never liked Oshi no Ko, just neutral towards it. Ai Hoshino shares the same voice with the character I hate, Hutao
|KaiWei, talking about Hu Tao’s seiyuu

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[[Image:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|thumb|center|Yes, he fucking did.]]

[[Image:KaiWei believes that Genshin Players are commies.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Fucktard|Imagine calling someone a Winnie the Pooh hater for liking Genshin Impact]]]]

[[Image:Anti genshin impact meme by kaiwei99 deqdv9f.jpg|thumb|right|[[Unfunny|Nice meme]]]]

Yes, our severely autistic Azn hero has a massive hate boner for Genshin Impact simply because the game is made in China. He made [[Trying too hard|various attempts to demonize the characters, especially Hu Tao, and boycotts to the game, just like how one of his American counterparts, Spax3, tried to boycott Sonic the Hedgehog video games featuring Jason Griffith]], especially making a [[Shit nobody cares about|couple of rants about]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|that game being Chinese spyware and propaganda]]. Hu Tao is essentially [[Satan]] to him to the point where he wished her to suffer humiliation and even death. Whenever he sees anyone being a fan of that game, he would call them Communist, even if a fan is from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Speaking of Spax3 and Jason Griffith, like ZhouNima, Rie Takahashi, the voice actress of Hu Tao who also voiced Ai Hoshino in Oshi no Ko, is also KaiWei's equivalent to Jason Griffith. Not only does that Sperg have a hatred for Genshin Impact, he even has a rage boner for Honkai: Star Rail. Like Genshin, it's also made in China. According to one of his ex-friends, when Genshin Impact won Game of the Year, he [[autistic screeching|autistically screeches]], thinking his waifu, Sonic the Hedgehog, deserved to be the winner.

[[File:KaiWei Genshin Conspiracy Theory.png|thumb|right|80px|[[Butthurt|Imagine making a conspiracy theory journal about Genshin Impact]]]]

===A Commie himself?===
{{quote|I noticed that his irony when it comes to him being fine with Vietnam being the communist country despite the fact that he downright hated the communism.|Royszawa, summing up KaiWei's hypocrisy}}
[[Image:Ho Chi Minh - 1946 Portrait.jpg|thumb|center|KaiWei's secret hero]]

Oh, the [[irony]]. Although our assburper hero absolutely hates China and Communism, he has no problem with [[Vietnam]] being a Communist country, which is truly ironic. He likely doesn’t care about how the [[Soviet Union]] and China supported North Vietnam, led by Ho Chi Minh, during the Vietnam War and the reunification of Vietnam under Communist rule. He even made drawings of Vietnam and requested Vietnamese users, who are probably brainwashed by Ho Chi Minh, to make hate art of his enemies in his war.

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamirony.jpg|90px]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnam.jpg|90px|right]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamdude.jpg|90px]]

===Hating his family===
{{quote|I am proud to say it out loud, but not for
those who are evil and brainwashed by the CCP. Especially my parents since I was thinking of cutting ties with them
permanently.
The reason I just wanna move out of Malaysia is because of my family who supports the CCP because they have been brainwashed by Chinese media they consume which is full of propaganda! Thank goodness there are still others out there who dare to speak the truth like me, but sadly there aren't many......|KaiWei, in [https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CAc1UkLNW/ his Fuckbook post]}}

[[File:KaiWeihateshisfamily.jpg|80px]]

Unsurprisingly, the sperg admits that he hates his fuckstain family, especially his parents, believing them to be Communist sympathizers. There is a chance that he hates his family because they embarrassed him by walking in on him while he was promoting his faggotry on the internet. It wouldn't be a shock if he actually hated everyone, assuming the whole universe were Communist.

==Sperging about everything==
{{quote|When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies. When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies.|KaiWei, a-logging about [[My Little Pony]]}}
[[File:KaiWeiGiffanysperging.png|100px]]

[[File:SperglordKaiWei.png|80px]]

Being a typical A-Monster like he is, KaiWei [[tard rage|tard rages]] over everything trivial. He bitches about Monika from [[Doki Doki Literature Club|''Doki Doki Literature Club!'']] and .GIFfany from [[Gravity Falls|''Gravity Falls'']]. KaiWei, due to his autistic delusional fantasies, is being dramatic over Monika, believing that she will possess an animatronic and a TV, similar to how .GIFfany did. After his ex-friend watches M3GAN, he becomes dramatic about M3GAN as well, ignoring the fact that she is just a movie character. He whines about fearing her as a serial-killing robot and even goes so far as to want to “punish“ his enemies along with that character. He even a-logs about all bronies being annoying and literally wants to kill My Little Pony characters with weapons. He hates [[Cory in the House|''Cory in the House'']] because of the "Cory in the House is an anime" joke.

==Drama with his “friends”==
{{fyi|KaiWei wants to kill a minor, who is one of his ex-friends?}}
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|I am still mad at Miau and I just wanna go Super Sonic on her.
|KaiWei, wanting to kill an ex-friend
|Because she is more of a serious type.
And she personality type clashes with mine.
It's hard to befriend her
It's hard to befriend Russians, so how did you befriend Miau?
|KaiWei, [[Bruh Moment|bitching about Miau just because she’s Russian.]]
|And I need to control my emotions and P chill.
Because of your words you said to me Last Sunday, you are a horrible monster!
And I went into a frenzy, with plans to dox, hack and kill for revenge against you!
But thankfully the revenge plans never came true.
You forgave me for my pushy behaviour, and I won't do it again.
And I haven't forgave you for the words you said to me on Sunday, monster.
So what do you have to say to me on the words you said on Sunday night, monster?
Would you like me to forgive you for the words you said?
|KaiWei sending a death threat to Royszawa

|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because [[Forever Alone|I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me]]. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.
|KaiWei, [[Tard rage|tard-raging]] at his ex-friend for attention

|I am targeting you and your family, so I will kill you for money. I will also kill your family too, and I threatened them on Facebook
|KaiWei, wanting to become like [[Cho Seung Hui|his brother]]

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[[Image:You're with me or against me.jpeg|thumb|center|[[George W. Bush|Either you are with me, or you are an evil fake friend!]]]]

[[Image:One of KaiWei's Email threat.jpg|thumb|right|What's next? You are gonna kill your own family for money after they disagree with you?]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticemailthreat.png|thumb|left|[[Fail|Sure, try finding your friend and murder her, despite the fact that you don't know where the fuck she lives.]]]]

[[Image:Jerrychoseunghui.jpg|thumb|left|KaiWei encouraging people to murder for attention]]

[[File:KaiWeitheSeverelyAutisticFaggot.jpg|thumb|right|You do realize that your reputation has already been damaged. More like you want to be an advocate of sperglords who thinks that having that disease gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want.]]

KaiWei met two people with the usernames Royszawa and Chocy-Cakie143 on DeviantArt sometime in 2022 and became friends with them for a little while. Eventually, he started walking over them by talking about the things that nobody cares about, especially his waifu Sonic the Hedgehog, and demands them to like them, but his friends don't show any interest in them. While they have a lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and other crap, he then pressures them to draw Sonic fanart, including one fanart where [[furfaggotry|Sonic is comforting his Rabbit Sona Ricky]], and animations for him, even when they are busy in their education. KaiWei threw a [[12 year old boy|hissy fit]] and guilt-tripped his “friends” [[LOL WUT|after having a nightmare about a fracture in their relationship. According to KaiWei's exfriend Miau, KaiWei wanted to go Super Sonic on her simply because Miau’s personality doesn’t match his, and he thinks it’s hard to be friends with her just because she’s more cautious and doesn’t smile easily.]] Having had enough with him as well as remote disagreements, Royszawa and Chocy cut ties with him due to his behavior. Instead of moving on and changing his ways, he [[serious business|takes this matter seriously]] and attempts to be [[internet tough guy|tough]], sending death threats, doxxing threats, and making “wanted posters” of them containing IRL photos of them, inspired by characters like John Wick and Bryan Mills. KaiWei even called Royz a “trauma monster” and a Communist over a trivial disagreement. Eventually, Royz made call-outs to this degenerate due to his borderline harassment. In response, KaiWei demands to never call the police and [[delete fucking everything]] about him like a pussy he is, even on Tumblr. At some point, he even used Autism and Chinese New Years as tickets to get away with anything that happens to him. Speaking of Tumblr, KaiWei made a Tumblr account and dubbed himself as “[[Jack the Ripper|Blacknife the Butcher]]” and tries to be [[edgy]], [[LMAO|sending anyone who remotely disagrees with him death threats after he punched a few fucking walls and wants to become a murderer]]. He also encouraged murder and believes that friends are worthless. Royz and the others contacted his parents to resolve this bullshit. KaiWei’s parents responded by admitting that they raised him poorly and promised to monitor him. On YouTube, Royz called him out for his attention whoring, only for him to guilt trip.

===Da beef continues===
[[File:Beefcontinues.png|thumb|center|[[No|He sure did learn his lesson!]]]]
[[File:KaiWeipreaching.png|thumb|center]]
[[Sarcasm|Did KaiWei learn anything and take responsibility for his shit after his drama, and did he let go of his beef with his ex-friends? Yes, he fucking did! He did take responsibility for his actions and became a better person! Of course there is no beef!]]

==How 2 [[troll]] KaiWei==
[[File:Troll meets Kai Wei.png|thumb|left|A dramatization of trolling this autismal.]]

[[File:KaiWeigettingtrolled.jpg|100px|left|Try it out if you want!]]

Like many ass-pies and judging by his behavior, trolling KaiWei is super duper easy, and his butthurt reactions are hilarious by doing the following [[for the lulz]]:
*Say anything remotely positive about China (not politically related). Never fails.
*Tell him that he is Chinese himself.
*Say anything remotely positive about the things he hates, i.e. Chinese games and TV shows. Bonus for saying that Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail are the best.
*Draw any fan art featuring the characters that he hates, like Pleasant Goat and Hu Tao, being friends with the characters he masturbates to, such as Old Master Q, Sonic, and Winnie the Pooh.
*Pretend to be a Commie to watch him tard rage.
*Tell him that he is gay for Sonic and Winnie the Pooh.
*Disagree with him in any point regarding the Chinese government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were caused by sympathizers of a liberal communist.]]
*Remind him that Vietnam is a Communist country like China. Bonus for telling him that he is a Ho Chi Minh worshipping Communist for liking Vietnam.
*Tell him that Cory in the House is an anime.
*Spit out the facts that the Chinese people also suffer the same situation as the Uyghurs and Tibetans.
*Tell him that the Falun Gong is a dumb cult and their beliefs make zero sense, and [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/15/nyregion/shen-yun-dance-abuse.html?smid=url-share|that they are allegedly brainwashing and torturing children for their cause]. Bonus for telling him the Falun Gong is no different from the people running the Chinese Government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that his art, including his hate art, is dumb and disgusting.]]
*Tell him that he is a retarded attention whore.
*Treat everything he says like a joke.
*You decide!

==AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI==

Dear Jerry Tong Kai Wei,

By the time you discover this article, you have probably realized that you’re an autistic lolcow. We know about your ridiculous antics on the internet, especially on Facebook and DeviantArt. Yes, nobody, aside from your family and your so-called "friends," is more familiar with your posts and "activism" than we are. The only things you have achieved in your life is that you have a borderline fetish for politics, enjoy being a hate-mongering sinophobe to get attention, shoving the shit you fap down everyone's throats, having a fetish for hating everything made in China, and promoting your stupid-ass conspiracy theories about Chinese games and media that does not contain any politics whatsoever, which made your presence on the internet [[pathetic]]. Your mom is a [[whore]], your dad is a [[shitstain]], your sister is a [[bitch]], your art is retarded and dumb, the criticisms you receive are legitimate, and the only person in the world who thinks he is perfect and has never done anything wrong is you. No wonder why you are raised poorly by your fuckstains of a family. We know that you will eventually discover your Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we won’t be surprised if you: 1) create a wanted poster of Encyclopedia Dramatica, 2) demand that we support the Falun Gong and read The Epoch Times, 3) call us evil Communists or Leftists, 4) find ways to take the website down, 5) vandalize the page, 6) send your army of 13-year-old fantards or your cocksucking "friends" to try to take the website down or vandalize the article, 7) send us death threats like Chris-Chan would, 8) blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, or 9) file a [[DMCA]] against us. You can try to pull these stunts if you want, and guess what? You. Will. Fail. We find your behavior on the internet pathetic and funny as hell.

We know how you use your autism, your emotions, and Chinese New Year as tickets to get away with anything that happens to you. It’s amusing that you believe your actions and xenophobia can be justified by your condition and unrelated factors. It's also amusing that you think you are never a racist. These things demonstrate that you never take actual fucking responsibility like a real person. You don't have to promote your A-Logging, hate-mongering conspiracy theories, and your cancer of fanfics about China and Genshin Impact on the platforms you are using, yet you do. You don’t have to blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, such as Royszawa, yet you do.

Speaking of China, we know about your bitching and moaning about China after COVID-19 pandemic and the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We get it. Almost nobody gives a shit about the [[Olympics]] these days. Yes, you are allowed to hate China. Yes, you are allowed to hate the government. Yes, you don’t have to like Chinese games and media that contain no politics or propaganda. But what you have is a borderline FUCKING fetish, which is truly ironic that you hate fetishes yourself. You said to yourself that you want all Chinese people to burn in hell, right? Newsflash for you, Einstein: You, yourself, are Chinese, and the entire world sees it. You are still a part of those "evil Chinese" that you claim "deserve to burn in hell." If you think that all Chinese are evil, then why don't you wish every single overseas Chinese person, including your own family, to go to hell? Oh wait, you do. You said you like Taiwan and Hong Kong, right? The people of Taiwan and Hong Kong will find you absolutely disgusting, deplorable, and pathetic for your bullshit, considering that they are Chinese by inheritance. In the end, you are a disgrace to all Chinese people and even your own family.

If you deleted all your social media accounts after being busted by your family or your colleagues and realizing that your career is fucked up, those problems won’t go away. Your actions and drawings are still hosted on the wiki [[for the lulz]]. You will forever be turned into a cautionary tale or a laughingstock, just like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Alix Henriol|and]] [[JustinRPG|many]] [[Spax3|other]] [[BlueCatRiolu|sperglords]] [[A-Log|and]] [[Kphoria|lolcows]] [[Atimon|before]] [[Jacob Sockness|you]], even if you return to the internet by creating a new account with a new name like "KWreturns" or whatever. It's funny that despite you downright hated Communism, you have no problem with Vietnam, considering that it is a Communist country like China. You realize that Vietnam, at the time it was North Vietnam led by Ho Chi Minh, was supported by both China and the Soviet Union during the Vietnam War. It's funny that you hate Communists, yet you have a mindset of one. Some “[[human rights]] activist” you are. It’s funny how you proclaim yourself an activist, yet you don’t give a flying fuck about other people’s [[opinions]] on China. You should know that there are people who like China and enjoy Chinese media and games that contain no politics or propaganda but not its government. There are many Chinese citizens who are quietly critical of the government and don’t want to get caught by the authorities. Guess what? Having one’s own opinion is a basic human right, do you know that?

That's why we all hate you. You're just a severely autistic, sinophobic A-Logger and Chris-Chan wannabe who deeply thinks that everyone of the entire universe is a Communist.

If you truly want to kill us all and attempt to become just like your deceased brother again after discovering this article, [[DO IT FAGGOT|{{rainbow|<big>'''THEN DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!'''</big>}}]]

Yours sincerely,

The entire observable internet

==His asskissers/“friends” (so far)==
*{{dauser|Angrysubie64}}: A [[Lion King]] furfag and car enthusiast who has a similar mindset as his lord and savior.
*{{dauser|PantsuLover228}}: A [[Belarus|Belarusian]] failed abortion faggot and fellow politicophile [[masturbation|who is into]] [[Loli|fictional underaged female characters]] and has a massive hate boner to Pokemon and Genshin Impact, despite the fact that he used to have a Leafeon as his profile picture. Defected, no longer an associate.
*{{dauser|toonguy2000|ajkiel89/CityToon/toonguy2000}}: A degenerate who has a fetish for hate art.
*{{dauser|GrikkUltimate2008}}: A [[Finland|Finnish]] autistic [[13-year-old boy|{{Age|2010|1|22}} year old boy]] who makes retarded [[Chasethehedgehog|subpar drawings]], [[unfunny|reaction/fill in memes]] and [[GoAnimate]] references, despite the fact that he hates GoAnimate and fill in memes.
*{{dauser|Wanghaifeng123sucks}}: A newly joined Deviant and PBS Kids fag who makes dumb fill in memes. There is a definite chance that this user is an autistic 14 year old boy.
*{{dauser|ZhuangsujuanAUTTP}}: An autistic [[Vyond|VyondFag]] who has [[Fetish|politicophilia]] like KaiWei and has similar traits to GrikkUltimate2008.

==Gallery of Autism==
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File:Sure_buddy_you_are_nothing_like_him.png|[[Sarcasm|Sure buddy, you are definitely nothing like Chris-Chan]]
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File:KaiWeiextremelevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeihighlevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeiprepandemicart.jpg
File:KaiWeifChineseNewYear.jpg
File:KaiWeiFag.jpg
File:RickyParisfurfag.jpg
File:Rickyolympicfurfag.jpg
File:Rickytheweeaboofurfag.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickyfurfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeiHongKongautism.png|Bro can't stop bitching about the Chinese media characters. You do realize that there are Chinese cartoons that feature Old Master Q.
File:Take a stand against the evil communists of china by kwisback.jpg|Translation: You stand against everyone in the entire universe.
File:KaiWeiTaiwanart.jpeg|Translation: I want you to die, Taiwan, because you have a lot of people who loves Genshin Impact and Pleasant Goat!
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan.jpg|Translation: I hate Taiwan.
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan2.jpg
File:Formosan bears by kaiwei99 deluy8j.jpg
File:The umbrella movement of hong kong remembered by kwisback.jpg|Winnie, Mcdull, and Old Master Q want to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Retarded MegaMan reference made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging.png
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging2.0.png
File:KaiWeitheautismalbitchingaboutNezha.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickytheGaryStu.jpg
File:KaiWeiDisneyStanning.jpg
File:KaiWeihatesBruneip1.png
File:KaiWeihatesBrunei2.png
File:Weeabosperg.jpg
File:KaiWeitellingarando.jpg
File:KaiWeitryingtosavehisownstupidass.png|[[Lmaowl|Imagine asking for hate art of your scapegoats without crediting you]]
File:KaiWeidaSperglord.png
File:KaiWei's cancerous hate art.jpeg
File:Aim to be a lolcow.png|More like you aim to be an autistic [[lolcow]]
File:KaiWeithefalungongfanatic.png|[[No|Falun Gong is more peaceful than you think]]
File:We bare bears nordic style by kwisback djfh9rs.jpg
File:KaiWeiZhouNimascapegoat.png|KaiWei sperging about ZhouNima
File:Autistic wanted poster made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeibeinginfectedwithhighamountsofassburgers.png
File:KaiWeibeinghisautisticself.png
File:Ruthless ruskies by kaiwei99 denu4lf.jpg|Bro even thinks that Russian media characters are evil
File:KaiWei using Chinese New Year as a ticket.jpeg|[[Cool story bro]]
File:KaiWei's hate shrine.jpeg
File:KaiWeihateshrine3.jpeg
File:KaiWei can't stop bitching about Genshin.jpeg|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama.jpeg|He actually punched a few walls according to his mom
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama part 2.jpeg
File:KaiWeiparentsletter.jpeg|Parental neglect at its finest!
File:KaiWeiFalunGongHateList.png
File:KaiWeistansWinniesohard.jpeg
File:KaiWei Email threat.jpeg
File:KaiWeialogging.jpeg
File:KaiWeiencouragingmurderlikeChris-Chan.jpg
File:ThermosvsKaiWei.jpg
File:KaiWeitheAznSpax3.png
File:KaiWei celebrating Ass-burger awareness day.jpg|[[Bullshit|As a #neurodivergent individual, I find myself being special despite the fact that I was told to act normal in order to fit in despite my differences.]]
File:KaiWeitheSperglord.png|Okay, you autismal. You're one to talk.
File:Severeautism.png
File:Severeautism2.png
File:Severeautism3.png
File:Severeautism4.png
File:KaiWeipreaching.png
File:KaiWeiHatesClashofClans.jpg
File:KaiWeiattentionwhoreautism.jpeg|[[Serious Business]] and [[projection]] at its finest!
File:KaiWeitheAznChrisChan.jpg
File:KaiWeiVietnamWeeaboofurry.jpg
File:VietnamuserKaiWeimet.jpg|This is the person who probably worships Ho Chi Minh
File:KaiWeidyingalone2.png|[[Facepalm|"Yes, because I think I don't have any friends online or in real life, so that why I want to become a killer to earn money."]]
File:KaiWeidyingalone.png|"I am afraid of prison" [[Spiderman|You should've thought of that earlier]]
File:KaiWeiCantGetFriends.png
File:KaiWeiNo.png|[[Did I ask?|So do you want to help Falun Gong Practitioners?]]
File:SeverelyAutisticKaiWei.jpeg
File:Autism acceptance day with children s book day by kwisback djhmeaa.jpg|Proof of KaiWei showcasing his ego and narcissism
File:Spergbookkaiwei.jpg
File:Rickythespergrabbitshitbook.jpeg
File:Boycott beijing 2022 with ricky by kaiwei99 dexjpu8.jpg
File:Never forget the tiananmen massacre of 1989 by kwisback dhj3lcw.jpg
File:Beijing 2022 genocide games in a nutshell by kwisback dgyhlwv.jpg
File:Dragon dance for lunar new year by kwisback dgwwgu1.jpg|Sonic clearly wants to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Asian cup qatar 2023 group a by kwisback dgpqgh7.jpg
File:Sos hong kong from the sheep by kwisback dgasw7m.jpg
File:KaiWeiWeeaboo.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboo2.0.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboassburgerer.jpg
File:Australia day by kaiwei99 decydwr.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtogiveJapansympathy.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtosympathizeTibet.jpg
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===OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!===
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File:KaiWeiboobs.png
File:KaiWei's autistic fantasy about losing his virginity, just like Chris-Chan.png|[[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|They came for KW]]
File:Ricky wants to lose his virginity.png|[[Bestiality|She came for Ricky]]
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===IRL Gallery of Shame===
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File:Kai-Weijumping.jpg|Ass-pie jump!
File:KaiWeiIRL.jpg
File:KaiWeicreepyface.jpeg|He secretly wants to murder that girl because he thinks she is a Communist.
File:KaiWeitryingtodrownthatdude.jpeg|KaiWei attempting to push that man into the pool, because he thinks he is a Communist.
File:KaiWeiattemptingtodrownsomedude.jpg|Hey guys, it's yo' boy, KaiWei! Today, I will be drowning that Chinese Communist Heffalump as part of my activism!
File:Hewantstorunawayfromthatasspie.jpg|Look at that horror in his eyes
File:KaiWeiAmericanflag.jpg|You will hate [[America]] eventually
File:Kaiweiandhisenemies-"friends".jpg|He secretly wants to kill them all.
File:KaiWeifakesmile.jpg|KaiWei secretly hates the cameraman because he thinks he is a Communist. No wonder why he has that fake smile.
File:KaiWeitheKillerwannabe.jpg|The face of a killer
File:KaiWeigraduation.jpg|KaiWei being deeply jealous of his university classmates being better than him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.
File:PoorAsianboysiwithKaiWei.jpg|These two want to be distant from him
File:KaiWeiTaiwanflag.jpg|KaiWei about to rip the Taiwanese flag after finding out that it has a lot of people who play Genshin Impact.
File:KaiWeilying.jpg|You never learn from others.
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===AnimeFest faggotry===
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===“Fanart” and gifts for him===
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File:Pleasant Goat (Happy) and Doraemon.png|This edit of Pleasant Goat and Doraemon being friends will definitely piss that faggot off, use it as your avatar.
File:Albedo and Doraemon.jpg
File:Winnie the Pooh Genshin Impact.jpeg
File:Jerry Kai Wei's reaction if he finds out that he has an ED page.png|[[Take down ED|What KaiWei would do if he discovers his ED article]]
File:RickyTheSeverelyAutsitcRabbitryingtotakedownED.png|A hypothetical art of KaiWei discovering his ED article
File:Ass-Pie jump fixed.jpg
File:KaiWei Chris Chan.jpeg|[[Chris-Chan|KaiWei's future]]
File:KaiWei and his long lost older brother.jpeg|[[Cho Seung Hui|Long-lost brothers?]]
File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|Jerry Cho Seung Hui
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png|[[Bitches Don't Know|Bitches don't know 'bout my activism!]]
File:President Suharto, 1993.jpg|KaiWei's long-lost grandfather and idol, [[Indonesia|Suharto]]
File:KaiWei Sonichu.png|No wonder why his fanfictions are inspired by Sonichu
File:KaiWei being summed up.png|KaiWei in a nutshell
File:KaiWeiChrisChangraduationpics.jpg
File:Kaiwei and Suharto.png
File:Twitter Rule 63 Sonic.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Sonic, and he wants to [[Fuck|marry him]]
File:Rule 63 Winnie The Pooh.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Winnie
File:Kanga with Hair.png|He wants to marry Kanga so he can poorly raise Roo, just like how Chris-Chan's parents raised their son
File:Supastalin.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees everyone, including [[you]].
File:CommunistEarth.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees the entire planet.
File:CommunistGalaxy.jpg|How he deeply sees the the galaxy.
File:CommunistUniverse.jpg|How he deeply sees the universe. He wants to become the most powerful being in the universe so he can destroy it.
File:KaiWeiThanos.png|[[Thanos|What KaiWei TRULY wants to be]]
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==See also==
*[[A-Log]]: KaiWei has similar traits to this man.
*[[Bigot]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]: KaiWei’s idol and long-lost older brother?
*[[Chris-Chan]]: Despite his claims he is nothing like Chris-Chan, KaiWei clearly exhibits similar traits to him, but he did not fuck his own mother.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]: One of KaiWei's role models.
*[[Falun Gong]]: A retarded [[cult]] he is a member of.
*[[Fetish]]: What his obsessions are.
*[[Game2Winter]]: KaiWei’s younger brother?
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: One of his idols and who he wants to be.
*[[Joey The Autist]]: His hero
*[[Ian Miles Cheong]]: KaiWei's cousin?
*[[Irony]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Ljupco Steriev]]: A fellow conspiracy theorist and one of KaiWei’s idols
*[[Manchild]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Mariotehplumber]]: KaiWei exhibits similar traits to him.
*[[Neurodiversity]]
*[[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]: KaiWei’s other idol.
*[[Sexual]]: What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]: KaiWei has a similar mindset to this 12 year old Sonic stan. Like Sammy, he is also severely infected with high amounts of assburgers.
*[[Spax3]]: KaiWei also has similar traits to this fellow Sonic stan, especially his drama.

==External links==
*<s>{{dauser|kaiwei99}} - His first Deviantart</s> BAAAWWNED, though his art is still available on [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiwei99&sca_esv=b2f9d963cc9ffc90&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS997US999&udm=2&biw=1366&bih=555&ei=ju7VZ--VDca4wN4P0bv8sAY&ved=0ahUKEwjvlMa6gY2MAxVGHNAFHdEdH2YQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=kaiwei99&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCGthaXdlaTk5MgQQABgeSMwEUABYAHABeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQCYAgGgAgSYAwCIBgGSBwExoAcAsgcAuAcA&sclient=img DeviantArt and Google]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210419172814/https://www.deviantart.com/kaiwei99 You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*<s>{{dauser|ricky-p}} - His second Deviantart</s> BAAAWWLETED!!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20220804143643/https://www.deviantart.com/ricky-p You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*{{dauser|zhounimasucks}} - His third Deviantart. Ded and abandoned
*{{dauser|kwisback}} - His fourth and current Deviantart
*[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091240220229&mibextid=ZbWKwL His Fuckbook]
*{{instagram|jerrytong_kw}} - His Dumstagram
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7199109/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei His FanFiction.net]
*[https://www.wattpad.com/user/TongJerry His Wattpad]
*[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jerrytongkaiwei/profile His Archive of Our Own]
*[https://my.linkedin.com/in/tong-kai-wei-343537244 His Linkedin]
*[https://www.thespectrum.my/artist-gallery/jerry-tong-kai-wei One of his autistic art pages]
*<s>{{tumblr|kwwasthere}} and {{tumblr|blacknife-the-butcher}} - His Tumblrs</s> ALL OF HIS TUMBLRS BAAAAAWWWLETED!!!!!

===Other Shit===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1oPF79DovPwIFrHpwm4a8FzpIT7FOxqqt First drive about him]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/16mLbFD0kHuk81GKiA7zaYlztmC53-N_H Second drive]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11fwumQnRqR9Gy5kP_oYIoCQRuV8MtnNY/view?pli=1 First doc about him]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cslNB0aRnsb9ja09DtjNOdBzL1QBi843QD0x9m1MQKQ/edit Second doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kY2IteapCTmx49inihPOTvSB9gE2lfCE5OJCLfx2Qv4/edit Third doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1usRC-Lann9fWZoqwggIUsKnkoE-56ArqSqAD1Cq04FU/edit Fourth doc]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/This-is-just-getting-worse-If-968783989 His ex-friend's callout to him]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei-952372445 His ex-friend's second callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/chocy-cakie143/art/Proof-Kwisback-is-a-bully-1087981720 One of his other ex-friends' callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/dewdoritoz-official/journal/About-Ricky-P-Formerly-known-as-KaiWei99-926221674 Even the DA Anti-CCP group he joined wants to distance itself from him.]

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[[Category: People]]

KaiWei99

2025-07-08T03:06:09Z

CloneStorm:

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{{rainbow|<big>'''YOU ARE AN EVIL COMMUNIST!'''</big>}}
{{quote|Be neutral and good!|KaiWei’s ironic slogan.}}
 
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{{ibhead|<big>'''KaiWei99/KWisback'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Jerry Tong Kai Wei}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Malaysia|Malaysian]]-[[Chinese]] [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link=]][[File:MiniflagChina.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 5, 1999}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Shah Alam, Malaysia}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|KaiWei99; Ricky-P; ZhouNimaSucks}}
{{ibend}}
'''KaiWei99''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jerry Tong Kai Wei''', A.K.A. '''Ricky-P''', '''ZhouNimaSucks''', and currently '''KWisback''') is a {{Age|1999|5|5}}-year-old Malaysian-Chinese '''SEVERELY''' autistic, [[paranoid]] [[schizophrenic]], dumb, [[retarded]], [[attention whore|attention-whoring]], bigoted, cancerous, sociopathic, chode-gargling, [[fanatic]] fuckstain, [[furfag|rabbitfag]], [[USI|self-proclaimed]] [[activist]], [[wannabe]] [[murderer]], [[conspiracy theorist]], and DeviantArt user, who has a [[batshit]] [[fetish]] for [[Winnie the Pooh]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sword Art Online]], [[politics|international politics]], and most notably, the Falun Gong. This [[Azn]] faggot who is infected with maximum levels of Assburgers looks like a long-lost younger brother of Cho Seung Hui with the personalities of A-Log, Chris-Chan, and Spax3 and is a perfect example of why people shouldn't have a sexual obsession with politics. [[Lulz|Notorious for his bitchy rants about Chinese people and products, especially Genshin Impact, after the COVID pandemic, this self-hating chink is known for his blatant bigotry, death threats, stupidity, hate art, drama, and his cancer and promotion of the Falun Gong]], [[Unrealistic Expectations|believing that all Chinese people are Communists and that he could change the world.]] Whenever KaiWei has free time, he spends his time [[fapping]] to [[Shit nobody cares about|Winnie the Pooh, Sonic the Hedgehog, international politics, Falun Gong, and many other shit]]. KaiWei would go apeshit when people call him out for his bullshit or remotely liking [[China]], believing that they are all [[Communists]] who sympathize with [[Mao Zedong]]. [[DO IT|Don’t even think about saying anything good about China (not politically-related) or he will go ape]].

==Life and Deviantart “career”==
Not much is known about this manchild, KaiWei is a sad, overemotional [[ronery]] failed [[abortion]] creature who is raised by neglectful [[parents]]. According to KaiWei, he is said to have [[Dying alone|“poor social skills with no actual friends,” but he claims to have work friends and online friends who don't get along well]]. During his childhood, he started jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog and many other shit. Eventually, he also started fapping to Sword Art Online. After graduating from college, KaiWei began to work as a hotel communications officer and show off his disease to take pride in being autistic, A.K.A. proud of being a narcissistic, psychopathic, sociopathic, defective fuckstain. At some point, he began to join autistic NGOs to prove that he is “special.” Before he went on tard raging about China, he loves animals, including endangered ones, and used to make fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters, like the ones from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, GG Bond, and Big-Headed Kid and Small-Headed Father. When he first joined DeviantArt, KaiWei started out as a typical user and posted fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters. Eventually, he created two unoriginal, bastardized [[Gary Stu]] sonas: [[Sonichu|Ricky the Rabbit]], his [[fursona]], and a [[self-insert|fictional version of himself]].

[[Image:Ricky the malaysian japanese rabbit oc by kaiwei99 der61yt.jpg|thumb|right|Original character, DON'T STEAL!!!!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiChineseNewyearftPleasantGoat.jpg|thumb|left|One of his drawings in his high school years]]

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|Because I never felt that I have true friends in life. I don't have real friends around me. I am a loner. I have poor social skills with no friends except for work friends who I don't get along well with.
|KaiWei, bitching about not having actual friends.

|Happy Birthday to the one and only #SonictheHedgehog! I enjoyed his games, personality and movies! He is also my comfort character too since I got immersed into his world, games and music from #crush40!
|KaiWei, implying that he’s [[homo]] for Sonic.

|[[No|Just an ordinary Malaysian who is autistic and yet special.]]
[[Bullshit|I am always looking forward to improve myself and other things]], I am a [[cartoon]] and [[weeaboo|anime fan]] [[TL;DR|who loves wildlife and nature! Plus, I also have interests in other activities too! I am looking forward to make friends around the world, while staying away from toxic fandoms and hatedoms!
I am neutral and apolitical, as I am rational enough to know what is right and what is wrong. I detest all kinds of evils and I hold on to my beliefs as a Nichiren Shoshu believer!
I detest toxic fandoms and hatedoms, and also fetishes that which is much more sickening for me too look at! Staying away from them is the only option so that I will feel safe at Deviantart!]]
|KaiWei’s first description on DeviantArt

|An [[original]] character of mine I drew on Malaysia Day. The first of my 12 Zodiac Braves OCs.
Ricky is a [[Furry|half Malaysian-Chinese, half-Japanese rabbit]] who has Aspergers' Syndrome. Ricky may be [[Stupid|forgetful, airheaded]] and a bit [[Emo|emotional]] on some occasions, but in fact, he is [[Lies|responsible, intelligent, creative, kind and yet multi-talented]]. He is quite athletic in sports, and also good at writing and drawing by traditional or digital forms.
[[Nobody cares|Ricky is also a battler who is well above average. He is good at both melee and ranged attacks, as he wields a magic paintbrush and a magic pencil with him as his main weapons, as he can draw out anything to assist him or others in any kinds of battles or situations. He can speak English, Mandarin, Malay, Japanese, and he is learning other languages like indigenous ones.
Having moved to in Japan and lived there for a long time, he returned to Malaysia and because he considers Malaysia as his home. He is very knowledgeable, as he has read a lot of books before.]] Ricky is also a [[Nerd|geeky one]], as he loves cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, and media characters around the world (except for China and Israel, he [[H8|dislikes]] them a lot.) He is compassionate and has a heart for nature and wildlife, as he is very aware and knows how to spread the word and taking action to environmental problems.
Ricky is very [[Insane|rational]], and he knows any kind of motives behind others. [[Shit|He hates injustice and stands up for what is right, and he has good reasons to fend for the others, especially the Hong Kongers and Taiwanese]].
Ricky may look [[Antisocial personality disorder|anti-social]], but in fact he has [[No|a lot of friends]] from various kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and others. He has published some successful books before, just like Geronimo Stilton. He sees Sonic the Hedgehog as [[Gay|his number one idol, and aspires to be like him]].
Friends: [[You don't have any friends|Miraitowa, Someity, Wira, Conor, Doris, Howard, Rafaello, Onder, Rauf, Maisie, Ralfson, Jatko, Alfons, Clara, Hanami, Alfreda, Charlotte, Pierre de Nez, Alex Campbell, (OCs of Royszawa ), and others from most kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and other kinds of media... (He has a lot of them! Quite friendly, isn't he?)]]
[[Enemies]]: Most villains from all kinds of media, Media characters from China (Genshin Impact characters, Arena of Valor characters, Honkai Impact 3 characters, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf characters, etc.) Media characters from Israel (Srulik, Shmulik Kipod, etc.), Media characters from Russia (Masha and the Bear, Nu Pugodi, etc.).
Likes: Cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga, drawing and illustrating, art, J-Pop, yoga, zumba, Japanese anime idols, traveling, cosplay, learning about others' cultures, indigenous people, nature, wildlife, learning, educating others about nature, freedom and peace, strong sense of justice, respecting others' religion and anything spiritual.
Dislikes: Alcohol, black eggs, cigarettes, beef, villains like evil communists (especially Chinese ones), Zionists (like the ones from Israel), those who hurt the environment, nature and wildlife, mousquitoes, cobras, crossdressing and plastic.
|Average Gary Stu description made by our Ass-pie friend

|On Hyperfixations and Autism by Jerry Tong

April is Autism Acceptance Month, so let me share my experience with you.....

[[Fetish|Hyperfixations]]. Well, what are they? Simply put, they are like hobbies and something that you really like the most, which can vary differently among us. They can change at any time, and even provided you benefits when you really need it. As an autistic individual and a fan of anime, cartoons, movies, books, games and comics, there can be explanations through my experiences. I was more into drawing and reading which in fact unlocked my potential to be creative. Watching cartoons on TV channels, movies, comics and storybooks have provided me an advantage too, with the characters being easy to draw on paper.

When I was little, I was more isolated due to my tastes and hyperfixations that can be quite different from the rest. Mine were Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, The Powerpuff Girls, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Phineas and Ferb, Woody Woodpecker, Winnie the Pooh, Old Master Q, Scooby Doo, Madagascar, Rio, Angry Birds, Thomas the Tank Engine, Teletubbies and others. That gained me a few more friends who shared the same minds like me, and we were there for each other – together. Those were the first lessons at the beginner level when it comes to forging friendships. With the motivations from them and the teachers through my studies – I successfully passed my final exams (UPSR) with flying colors, receiving 4As and 3Bs. I would have never achieved it successfully if it weren’t for my hyperfixations and my consciousness that told me about the importance of making friends and studying hard.

The secondary school period had me enrolled in a private international school, due to my native English language speaking level which resonated with their standards. Here, my peers and classmates around me were more into the Korean taste, judging by their own sense of music and shows they listened or watched. They were more into the Land of the Morning Calm, evidenced by their love for boy band groups like EXO and celebrities like Lee Minho, swooning over those stars whenever they appear on screen. When I look at this, it was more off putting in my book. Never have I felt that I was lonelier than ever, with depression of [[dying alone|being lonely]] starting to kick into overdrive.

At that period, I described myself with similarities that I have felt akin to: A lonesome samurai without a master. An overpowered Japanese anime protagonist. A solitary tiger who hunts alone. Finding soulmates at that time were even much harder when you are the only the one who has your hyperfixations which are diverse, almost the half hailing from the Land of the Rising Sun. That included Despicable Me, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera cartoons, the Smurfs, Shakugan no Shana, Fairy Tail, Sword Art Online, Digimon, Pokemon, K-ON, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Accel World, B-Daman, Guilty Crown and others – you name it. Just when I was wallowing in that waterhole of hopelessness, I met another anime fan, she was like a lighthouse that was miraculously found in the midst of the stormy ocean. She told me to go for the cosplay events where anime fans gather if I were to branch out and forge new friendships. Hearing those words inspired me to do it, so I set afoot and went to a cosplay event.

When I first stepped afoot at the cosplay event, it was like Disneyland for me. I soon got into plenty of anime titles that the others have been hyperfixating on – A Certain Scientific Railgun, Love Live School Idol Project, Re Zero, Bang Dream, Cardfight Vanguard, Date A Live, Fate Grand Order, Macross, Demon Slayer and others. Eventually I began to forge new friendships with other anime fans who share the same interests or hyperfixations like me. Redefined, I felt no longer lonely. My soul brothers and sisters that I have met were totally in sync with me despite the differences that set us apart.

That was when I got into Hatsune Miku in university, her songs was mesmerizing with her angelic voice that reached out to me. She has a lot of fans who love her songs dearly, and that was like heaven for me. I reached out to them online and in person during cosplay events, making friends with them and maintaining relationships, even during the hard times we have endured. I even watched Hatsune Miku singing her iconic song “Tell Your World” on the exact same day the Tokyo Olympics closing ceremony taking place in 2021, and I am not ashamed to admit it. That’s what my hyperfixations are, and I am proud of it. Most of her fans are a wholesome bunch, with me explaining to them and getting to know each other better through conversations online, accepting the differences like my autistic nature.

However, my hyperfixations can have downsides for me. Even I can have my own Rogues Gallery like Batman, which includes the enemies and villains I have encountered online. It can expand a bit or even longer. All of this can trace back to squabbles and disagreements I have made online, with me disrespected on a few occasions. What really matters is that I have reached a new level in friendship maintaining: beware of the individuals you will encounter before getting friendly with them, there might be snakes in the grass who will reveal their true colours at any point. That was really a hard pill for me to swallow: It is totally wrong to force others to like something they don’t like, because everyone has their own different tastes which vary among every individual.

Nowadays, I am ever thankful for my friends and those around me I have met, and even my hyperfixations too. With my sights set on Europe, my hyperfixations are more diverse than ever. Despite all the challenges I have faced, I am ever thankful to myself, my hyperfixations, friends and my autism that was like a gift for me. Even if my hyperfixations can fluctuate and change in order to adapt, I will still be committed to who I am and stay in character to fight for human rights and the rights of neurodiverse individuals.

#AutismAcceptance #autismacceptancemonth #April #autism #essay #experiencesharing #aspergers #autismlevel1 #neurodiversity #neurodiverse #cartoons #anime #hatsunemiku #vocaloid #memoir #hyperfixation #autistic"
|KaiWei, admitting that he has traits similar to Chris-Chan, is proud of his fetishes, and having assburgers gives him the right to do whatever the fuck he wants in a TL;DR Facebook post on a month when nobody celebrates that disease.

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<center>'''KaiWei singing about having no actual friends'''</center>
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==Neverending “war” against Chinese people==
[[Image:The moment when it all started.jpeg|thumb|center|This started it all]]

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|Support Tuidang!
Read the Nine Commentaries!
Stop all evil Chinese people!
End the evil CCP!
Burn in Hell China!
Burn in Hell CCP!
Burn in Hell Chinese people!
All Chinese people will burn in hell!
|KaiWei’s battle cry against all Chinese people

|Go back to North Korea!
|KaiWei telling a rando to go to North Korea

|You are an evil liar. Liar who deserves to burn in hell because your soul is evil. You are an evil atheist who should burn in hell!
|KaiWei, [[Autism|being his usual self]]

|Please help me, I don't know how to deal with them. There are those evil enemies of mine are NaullushTheLucario, EmberChang, Jojolantern2000, 8000guangtou and @Elinital also criticized me for calling out on China! They are friends of the evil ZhouNima!
|KaiWei, demanding his "friend" for attention to attack his scapegoats

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[[Image:KaiWei_thinking_all_Russians_are_Putin_fags.jpeg|thumb|right|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine being mad at someone just because she's Russian]]]]

[[Image:Severeautism2.png|thumb|right|Drama whoring at its finest!]]

[[Image:KaiWeithesinophobicfaggot.png|thumb|right|KaiWei sure loves being a sinophobe!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticconspiracy.png|thumb|left]]

[[Image:O really KaiWei.png|thumb|left|You don't say!]]

During the [[COVID-19 pandemic]], KaiWei starts baaawwing about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics being delayed and blames it on China, even the people of China. Believing that all Chinese are Communists, he began to have a batshit fetish for politics, especially Chinese ones, and declared war against every Chinese user on every platform he is using, even on DeviantArt, contradicting his claims that he is apolitical. KaiWei also started masturbating to Winnie the Pooh, believing that it’s banned in China and serves as a tool for resistance. However, little does our autistic hero [[Epic Fail|know that comparing Winnie the Pooh to Xi Jinping is simply a joke created by Chinese users and is not actually banned in China. In fact, Winnie the Pooh merchandise is still sold there, and there are even Winnie the Pooh-themed areas in Chinese Disneyland]]. He begins to [[LOL|make fucktarded hate arts of every character in China, portraying them as villains. He sends Chinese people death threats, doxxing threats, forcing them to like Winnie the Pooh and many other shit he faps, making wanted posters of them, pressuring them to be members of Falun Gong and the Tuidang Movement, and ordering them to never buy anything made from China]]. KaiWei even went as far as to tell them to go to [[North Korea]], making baseless accusations that they were harassing [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]], [[Hong Kong|Hong Kongers]], [[Tibet|Tibetans]], and [[East Turkestan|Uyghurs]], and pull many more antics like a typical sperglord would do just to get attention. Instead of taking full responsibility like a real person, KaiWei is in [[denial|complete denial]], claiming that he has never been a racist or a bigot. One of the biggest dramas he experienced involved a person with the username ZhouNima, who is essentially KaiWei's equivalent of the Man in the Pickle Suit to Chris-Chan and Jason Griffith to Spax3. Yes, KaiWei FUCKING hated him so much to the point where he made “wanted posters” of him and wished him to die just because he is Chinese, leading to KaiWei getting banned twice on DeviantArt. He then returned to DeviantArt by making two alts. KaiWei wrote a bunch of [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]] on [[FanFiction.net]], Archive of Our Own, and [[Wattpad]] to [[Sonichu|promote his hate boner for the characters from China]]. Not only did he have a problem with all Chinese people, our hero with ass-burgers also hated all [[Russia|Russians]], believing that they all supported [[Vladimir Putin]] and his invasion of [[Ukraine]]. Does he, deep down, think that everyone, including his own family and “friends”, in the entire fucking universe is a Communist sympathizer or a Putin Stan? Absolutely.

===Hatred for [[Genshin Impact]]===
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|[[Butthurt|Today is the 3rd anniversary of Genshin Impact, and I am not happy. It has ruined almost EVERYTHING!]]
|KaiWei, [[Autism|whining about Genshin Impact]]

|I prefer Tessho Genda over Rie Takahashi voices Hutao. Tessho Genda's Tigger is way better than Hutao.
|KaiWei, overrating Tigger’s seiyu

|I never liked Oshi no Ko, just neutral towards it. Ai Hoshino shares the same voice with the character I hate, Hutao
|KaiWei, talking about Hu Tao’s seiyuu

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[[Image:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|thumb|center|Yes, he fucking did.]]

[[Image:KaiWei believes that Genshin Players are commies.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Fucktard|Imagine calling someone a Winnie the Pooh hater for liking Genshin Impact]]]]

[[Image:Anti genshin impact meme by kaiwei99 deqdv9f.jpg|thumb|right|[[Unfunny|Nice meme]]]]

Yes, our severely autistic Azn hero has a massive hate boner for Genshin Impact simply because the game is made in China. He made [[Trying too hard|various attempts to demonize the characters, especially Hu Tao, and boycotts to the game, just like how one of his American counterparts, Spax3, tried to boycott Sonic the Hedgehog video games featuring Jason Griffith]], especially making a [[Shit nobody cares about|couple of rants about]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|that game being Chinese spyware and propaganda]]. Hu Tao is essentially [[Satan]] to him to the point where he wished her to suffer humiliation and even death. Whenever he sees anyone being a fan of that game, he would call them Communist, even if a fan is from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Speaking of Spax3 and Jason Griffith, like ZhouNima, Rie Takahashi, the voice actress of Hu Tao who also voiced Ai Hoshino in Oshi no Ko, is also KaiWei's equivalent to Jason Griffith. Not only does that Sperg have a hatred for Genshin Impact, he even has a rage boner for Honkai: Star Rail. Like Genshin, it's also made in China. According to one of his ex-friends, when Genshin Impact won Game of the Year, he [[autistic screeching|autistically screeches]], thinking his waifu, Sonic the Hedgehog, deserved to be the winner.

[[File:KaiWei Genshin Conspiracy Theory.png|thumb|right|80px|[[Butthurt|Imagine making a conspiracy theory journal about Genshin Impact]]]]

===A Commie himself?===
{{quote|I noticed that his irony when it comes to him being fine with Vietnam being the communist country despite the fact that he downright hated the communism.|Royszawa, summing up KaiWei's hypocrisy}}
[[Image:Ho Chi Minh - 1946 Portrait.jpg|thumb|center|KaiWei's secret hero]]

Oh, the [[irony]]. Although our assburper hero absolutely hates China and Communism, he has no problem with [[Vietnam]] being a Communist country, which is truly ironic. He likely doesn’t care about how the [[Soviet Union]] and China supported North Vietnam, led by Ho Chi Minh, during the Vietnam War and the reunification of Vietnam under Communist rule. He even made drawings of Vietnam and requested Vietnamese users, who are probably brainwashed by Ho Chi Minh, to make hate art of his enemies in his war.

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamirony.jpg|90px]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnam.jpg|90px|right]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamdude.jpg|90px]]

===Hating his family===
{{quote|I am proud to say it out loud, but not for
those who are evil and brainwashed by the CCP. Especially my parents since I was thinking of cutting ties with them
permanently.
The reason I just wanna move out of Malaysia is because of my family who supports the CCP because they have been brainwashed by Chinese media they consume which is full of propaganda! Thank goodness there are still others out there who dare to speak the truth like me, but sadly there aren't many......|KaiWei, in [https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CAc1UkLNW/ his Fuckbook post]}}

[[File:KaiWeihateshisfamily.jpg|80px]]

Unsurprisingly, the sperg admits that he hates his fuckstain family, especially his parents, believing them to be Communist sympathizers. There is a chance that he hates his family because they embarrassed him by walking in on him while he was promoting his faggotry on the internet. It wouldn't be a shock if he actually hated everyone, assuming the whole universe were Communist.

==Sperging about everything==
{{quote|When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies. When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies.|KaiWei, a-logging about [[My Little Pony]]}}
[[File:KaiWeiGiffanysperging.png|100px]]

[[File:SperglordKaiWei.png|80px]]

Being a typical A-Monster like he is, KaiWei [[tard rage|tard rages]] over everything trivial. He bitches about Monika from [[Doki Doki Literature Club|''Doki Doki Literature Club!'']] and .GIFfany from [[Gravity Falls|''Gravity Falls'']]. KaiWei, due to his autistic delusional fantasies, is being dramatic over Monika, believing that she will possess an animatronic and a TV, similar to how .GIFfany did. After his ex-friend watches M3GAN, he becomes dramatic about M3GAN as well, ignoring the fact that she is just a movie character. He whines about fearing her as a serial-killing robot and even goes so far as to want to “punish“ his enemies along with that character. He even a-logs about all bronies being annoying and literally wants to kill My Little Pony characters with weapons. He hates [[Cory in the House|''Cory in the House'']] because of the "Cory in the House is an anime" joke.

==Drama with his “friends”==
{{fyi|KaiWei wants to kill a minor, who is one of his ex-friends?}}
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|I am still mad at Miau and I just wanna go Super Sonic on her.
|KaiWei, wanting to kill an ex-friend
|Because she is more of a serious type.
And she personality type clashes with mine.
It's hard to befriend her
It's hard to befriend Russians, so how did you befriend Miau?
|KaiWei, [[Bruh Moment|bitching about Miau just because she’s Russian.]]
|And I need to control my emotions and P chill.
Because of your words you said to me Last Sunday, you are a horrible monster!
And I went into a frenzy, with plans to dox, hack and kill for revenge against you!
But thankfully the revenge plans never came true.
You forgave me for my pushy behaviour, and I won't do it again.
And I haven't forgave you for the words you said to me on Sunday, monster.
So what do you have to say to me on the words you said on Sunday night, monster?
Would you like me to forgive you for the words you said?
|KaiWei sending a death threat to Royszawa

|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because [[Forever Alone|I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me]]. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.
|KaiWei, [[Tard rage|tard-raging]] at his ex-friend for attention

|I am targeting you and your family, so I will kill you for money. I will also kill your family too, and I threatened them on Facebook
|KaiWei, wanting to become like [[Cho Seung Hui|his brother]]

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[[Image:You're with me or against me.jpeg|thumb|center|[[George W. Bush|Either you are with me, or you are an evil fake friend!]]]]

[[Image:One of KaiWei's Email threat.jpg|thumb|right|What's next? You are gonna kill your own family for money after they disagree with you?]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticemailthreat.png|thumb|left|[[Fail|Sure, try finding your friend and murder her, despite the fact that you don't know where the fuck she lives.]]]]

[[Image:Jerrychoseunghui.jpg|thumb|left|KaiWei encouraging people to murder for attention]]

[[File:KaiWeitheSeverelyAutisticFaggot.jpg|thumb|right|You do realize that your reputation has already been damaged. More like you want to be an advocate of sperglords who thinks that having that disease gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want.]]

KaiWei met two people with the usernames Royszawa and Chocy-Cakie143 on DeviantArt sometime in 2022 and became friends with them for a little while. Eventually, he started walking over them by talking about the things that nobody cares about, especially his waifu Sonic the Hedgehog, and demands them to like them, but his friends don't show any interest in them. While they have a lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and other crap, he then pressures them to draw Sonic fanart, including one fanart where [[furfaggotry|Sonic is comforting his Rabbit Sona Ricky]], and animations for him, even when they are busy in their education. KaiWei threw a [[12 year old boy|hissy fit]] and guilt-tripped his “friends” [[LOL WUT|after having a nightmare about a fracture in their relationship. According to KaiWei's exfriend Miau, KaiWei wanted to go Super Sonic on her simply because Miau’s personality doesn’t match his, and he thinks it’s hard to be friends with her just because she’s more cautious and doesn’t smile easily.]] Having had enough with him as well as remote disagreements, Royszawa and Chocy cut ties with him due to his behavior. Instead of moving on and changing his ways, he [[serious business|takes this matter seriously]] and attempts to be [[internet tough guy|tough]], sending death threats, doxxing threats, and making “wanted posters” of them containing IRL photos of them, inspired by characters like John Wick and Bryan Mills. KaiWei even called Royz a “trauma monster” and a Communist over a trivial disagreement. Eventually, Royz made call-outs to this degenerate due to his borderline harassment. In response, KaiWei demands to never call the police and [[delete fucking everything]] about him like a pussy he is, even on Tumblr. At some point, he even used Autism and Chinese New Years as tickets to get away with anything that happens to him. Speaking of Tumblr, KaiWei made a Tumblr account and dubbed himself as “[[Jack the Ripper|Blacknife the Butcher]]” and tries to be [[edgy]], [[LMAO|sending anyone who remotely disagrees with him death threats after he punched a few fucking walls and wants to become a murderer]]. He also encouraged murder and believes that friends are worthless. Royz and the others contacted his parents to resolve this bullshit. KaiWei’s parents responded by admitting that they raised him poorly and promised to monitor him. On YouTube, Royz called him out for his attention whoring, only for him to guilt trip.

===Da beef continues===
[[File:Beefcontinues.png|thumb|center|[[No|He sure did learn his lesson!]]]]
[[File:KaiWeipreaching.png|thumb|center]]
[[Sarcasm|Did KaiWei learn anything and take responsibility for his shit after his drama, and did he let go of his beef with his ex-friends? Yes, he fucking did! He did take responsibility for his actions and became a better person! Of course there is no beef!]]

==How 2 [[troll]] KaiWei==
[[File:Troll meets Kai Wei.png|thumb|left|A dramatization of trolling this autismal.]]

[[File:KaiWeigettingtrolled.jpg|100px|left|Try it out if you want!]]

Like many ass-pies and judging by his behavior, trolling KaiWei is super duper easy, and his butthurt reactions are hilarious by doing the following [[for the lulz]]:
*Say anything remotely positive about China (not politically related). Never fails.
*Tell him that he is Chinese himself.
*Say anything remotely positive about the things he hates, i.e. Chinese games and TV shows. Bonus for saying that Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail are the best.
*Draw any fan art featuring the characters that he hates, like Pleasant Goat and Hu Tao, being friends with the characters he masturbates to, such as Old Master Q, Sonic, and Winnie the Pooh.
*Pretend to be a Commie to watch him tard rage.
*Tell him that he is gay for Sonic and Winnie the Pooh.
*Disagree with him in any point regarding the Chinese government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were caused by sympathizers of a liberal communist.]]
*Remind him that Vietnam is a Communist country like China. Bonus for telling him that he is a Ho Chi Minh worshipping Communist for liking Vietnam.
*Tell him that Cory in the House is an anime.
*Spit out the facts that the Chinese people also suffer the same situation as the Uyghurs and Tibetans.
*Tell him that the Falun Gong is a dumb cult and their beliefs make zero sense, and [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/15/nyregion/shen-yun-dance-abuse.html?smid=url-share|that they are allegedly brainwashing and torturing children for their cause]. Bonus for telling him the Falun Gong is no different from the people running the Chinese Government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that his art, including his hate art, is dumb and disgusting.]]
*Tell him that he is a retarded attention whore.
*Treat everything he says like a joke.
*You decide!

==AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI==

Dear Jerry Tong Kai Wei,

By the time you discover this article, you have probably realized that you’re an autistic lolcow. We know about your ridiculous antics on the internet, especially on Facebook and DeviantArt. Yes, nobody, aside from your family and your so-called "friends," is more familiar with your posts and "activism" than we are. The only things you have achieved in your life is that you have a borderline fetish for politics, enjoy being a hate-mongering sinophobe to get attention, shoving the shit you fap down everyone's throats, having a fetish for hating everything made in China, and promoting your stupid-ass conspiracy theories about Chinese games and media that does not contain any politics whatsoever, which made your presence on the internet [[pathetic]]. Your mom is a [[whore]], your dad is a [[shitstain]], your sister is a [[bitch]], your art is retarded and dumb, the criticisms you receive are legitimate, and the only person in the world who thinks he is perfect and has never done anything wrong is you. No wonder why you are raised poorly by your fuckstains of a family. We know that you will eventually discover your Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we won’t be surprised if you: 1) create a wanted poster of Encyclopedia Dramatica, 2) demand that we support the Falun Gong and read The Epoch Times, 3) call us evil Communists or Leftists, 4) find ways to take the website down, 5) vandalize the page, 6) send your army of 13-year-old fantards or your cocksucking "friends" to try to take the website down or vandalize the article, 7) send us death threats like Chris-Chan would, 8) blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, or 9) file a [[DMCA]] against us. You can try to pull these stunts if you want, and guess what? You. Will. Fail. We find your behavior on the internet pathetic and funny as hell.

We know how you use your autism, your emotions, and Chinese New Year as tickets to get away with anything that happens to you. It’s amusing that you believe your actions and xenophobia can be justified by your condition and unrelated factors. It's also amusing that you think you are never a racist. These things demonstrate that you never take actual fucking responsibility like a real person. You don't have to promote your A-Logging, hate-mongering conspiracy theories, and your cancer of fanfics about China and Genshin Impact on the platforms you are using, yet you do. You don’t have to blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, such as Royszawa, yet you do.

Speaking of China, we know about your bitching and moaning about China after COVID-19 pandemic and the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We get it. Almost nobody gives a shit about the [[Olympics]] these days. Yes, you are allowed to hate China. Yes, you are allowed to hate the government. Yes, you don’t have to like Chinese games and media that contain no politics or propaganda. But what you have is a borderline FUCKING fetish, which is truly ironic that you hate fetishes yourself. You said to yourself that you want all Chinese people to burn in hell, right? Newsflash for you, Einstein: You, yourself, are Chinese, and the entire world sees it. You are still a part of those "evil Chinese" that you claim "deserve to burn in hell." If you think that all Chinese are evil, then why don't you wish every single overseas Chinese person, including your own family, to go to hell? Oh wait, you do. You said you like Taiwan and Hong Kong, right? The people of Taiwan and Hong Kong will find you absolutely disgusting, deplorable, and pathetic for your bullshit, considering that they are Chinese by inheritance. In the end, you are a disgrace to all Chinese people and even your own family.

If you deleted all your social media accounts after being busted by your family or your colleagues and realizing that your career is fucked up, those problems won’t go away. Your actions and drawings are still hosted on the wiki [[for the lulz]]. You will forever be turned into a cautionary tale or a laughingstock, just like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Alix Henriol|and]] [[JustinRPG|many]] [[Spax3|other]] [[BlueCatRiolu|sperglords]] [[A-Log|and]] [[Kphoria|lolcows]] [[Atimon|before]] [[Jacob Sockness|you]], even if you return to the internet by creating a new account with a new name like "KWreturns" or whatever. It's funny that despite you downright hated Communism, you have no problem with Vietnam, considering that it is a Communist country like China. You realize that Vietnam, at the time it was North Vietnam led by Ho Chi Minh, was supported by both China and the Soviet Union during the Vietnam War. It's funny that you hate Communists, yet you have a mindset of one. Some “[[human rights]] activist” you are. It’s funny how you proclaim yourself an activist, yet you don’t give a flying fuck about other people’s [[opinions]] on China. You should know that there are people who like China and enjoy Chinese media and games that contain no politics or propaganda but not its government. There are many Chinese citizens who are quietly critical of the government and don’t want to get caught by the authorities. Guess what? Having one’s own opinion is a basic human right, do you know that?

That's why we all hate you. You're just a severely autistic, sinophobic A-Logger and Chris-Chan wannabe who deeply thinks that everyone of the entire universe is a Communist.

If you truly want to kill us all and attempt to become just like your deceased brother again after discovering this article, [[DO IT FAGGOT|{{rainbow|<big>'''THEN DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!'''</big>}}]]

Yours sincerely,

The entire observable internet

==His asskissers/“friends” (so far)==
*{{dauser|Angrysubie64}}: A [[Lion King]] furfag and car enthusiast who has a similar mindset as his lord and savior.
*{{dauser|PantsuLover228}}: A [[Belarus|Belarusian]] failed abortion faggot and fellow politicophile [[masturbation|who is into]] [[Loli|fictional underaged female characters]] and has a massive hate boner to Pokemon and Genshin Impact, despite the fact that he used to have a Leafeon as his profile picture. Defected, no longer an associate.
*{{dauser|toonguy2000|ajkiel89/CityToon/toonguy2000}}: A degenerate who has a fetish for hate art.
*{{dauser|GrikkUltimate2008}}: A [[Finland|Finnish]] autistic [[13-year-old boy|{{Age|2010|1|22}} year old boy]] who makes retarded [[Chasethehedgehog|subpar drawings]], [[unfunny|reaction/fill in memes]] and [[GoAnimate]] references, despite the fact that he hates GoAnimate and fill in memes.
*{{dauser|Wanghaifeng123sucks}}: A newly joined Deviant and PBS Kids fag who makes dumb fill in memes. There is a definite chance that this user is an autistic 14 year old boy.
*{{dauser|ZhuangsujuanAUTTP}}: An autistic [[Vyond|VyondFag]] who has [[Fetish|politicophilia]] like KaiWei and has similar traits to GrikkUltimate2008.

==Gallery of Autism==
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File:Sure_buddy_you_are_nothing_like_him.png|[[Sarcasm|Sure buddy, you are definitely nothing like Chris-Chan]]
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File:KaiWeiextremelevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeihighlevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeiprepandemicart.jpg
File:KaiWeifChineseNewYear.jpg
File:KaiWeiFag.jpg
File:RickyParisfurfag.jpg
File:Rickyolympicfurfag.jpg
File:Rickytheweeaboofurfag.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickyfurfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeiHongKongautism.png|Bro can't stop bitching about the Chinese media characters. You do realize that there are Chinese cartoons that feature Old Master Q.
File:Take a stand against the evil communists of china by kwisback.jpg|Translation: You stand against everyone in the entire universe.
File:KaiWeiTaiwanart.jpeg|Translation: I want you to die, Taiwan, because you have a lot of people who loves Genshin Impact and Pleasant Goat!
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan.jpg|Translation: I hate Taiwan.
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan2.jpg
File:Formosan bears by kaiwei99 deluy8j.jpg
File:The umbrella movement of hong kong remembered by kwisback.jpg|Winnie, Mcdull, and Old Master Q want to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Retarded MegaMan reference made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging.png
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging2.0.png
File:KaiWeitheautismalbitchingaboutNezha.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickytheGaryStu.jpg
File:KaiWeiDisneyStanning.jpg
File:KaiWeihatesBruneip1.png
File:KaiWeihatesBrunei2.png
File:Weeabosperg.jpg
File:KaiWeitellingarando.jpg
File:KaiWeitryingtosavehisownstupidass.png|[[Lmaowl|Imagine asking for hate art of your scapegoats without crediting you]]
File:KaiWeidaSperglord.png
File:KaiWei's cancerous hate art.jpeg
File:Aim to be a lolcow.png|More like you aim to be an autistic [[lolcow]]
File:KaiWeithefalungongfanatic.png|[[No|Falun Gong is more peaceful than you think]]
File:We bare bears nordic style by kwisback djfh9rs.jpg
File:KaiWeiZhouNimascapegoat.png|KaiWei sperging about ZhouNima
File:Autistic wanted poster made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeibeinginfectedwithhighamountsofassburgers.png
File:KaiWeibeinghisautisticself.png
File:Ruthless ruskies by kaiwei99 denu4lf.jpg|Bro even thinks that Russian media characters are evil
File:KaiWei using Chinese New Year as a ticket.jpeg|[[Cool story bro]]
File:KaiWei's hate shrine.jpeg
File:KaiWeihateshrine3.jpeg
File:KaiWei can't stop bitching about Genshin.jpeg|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama.jpeg|He actually punched a few walls according to his mom
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama part 2.jpeg
File:KaiWeiparentsletter.jpeg|Parental neglect at its finest!
File:KaiWeiFalunGongHateList.png
File:KaiWeistansWinniesohard.jpeg
File:KaiWei Email threat.jpeg
File:KaiWeialogging.jpeg
File:KaiWeiencouragingmurderlikeChris-Chan.jpg
File:ThermosvsKaiWei.jpg
File:KaiWeitheAznSpax3.png
File:KaiWei celebrating Ass-burger awareness day.jpg|[[Bullshit|As a #neurodivergent individual, I find myself being special despite the fact that I was told to act normal in order to fit in despite my differences.]]
File:KaiWeitheSperglord.png|Okay, you autismal. You're one to talk.
File:Severeautism.png
File:Severeautism2.png
File:Severeautism3.png
File:Severeautism4.png
File:KaiWeipreaching.png
File:KaiWeiHatesClashofClans.jpg
File:KaiWeiattentionwhoreautism.jpeg|[[Serious Business]] and [[projection]] at its finest!
File:KaiWeitheAznChrisChan.jpg
File:KaiWeiVietnamWeeaboofurry.jpg
File:VietnamuserKaiWeimet.jpg|This is the person who probably worships Ho Chi Minh
File:KaiWeidyingalone2.png|[[Facepalm|"Yes, because I think I don't have any friends online or in real life, so that why I want to become a killer to earn money."]]
File:KaiWeidyingalone.png|"I am afraid of prison" [[Spiderman|You should've thought of that earlier]]
File:KaiWeiCantGetFriends.png
File:KaiWeiNo.png|[[Did I ask?|So do you want to help Falun Gong Practitioners?]]
File:SeverelyAutisticKaiWei.jpeg
File:Autism acceptance day with children s book day by kwisback djhmeaa.jpg|Proof of KaiWei showcasing his ego and narcissism
File:Spergbookkaiwei.jpg
File:Rickythespergrabbitshitbook.jpeg
File:Boycott beijing 2022 with ricky by kaiwei99 dexjpu8.jpg
File:Never forget the tiananmen massacre of 1989 by kwisback dhj3lcw.jpg
File:Beijing 2022 genocide games in a nutshell by kwisback dgyhlwv.jpg
File:Dragon dance for lunar new year by kwisback dgwwgu1.jpg|Sonic clearly wants to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Asian cup qatar 2023 group a by kwisback dgpqgh7.jpg
File:Sos hong kong from the sheep by kwisback dgasw7m.jpg
File:KaiWeiWeeaboo.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboo2.0.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboassburgerer.jpg
File:Australia day by kaiwei99 decydwr.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtogiveJapansympathy.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtosympathizeTibet.jpg
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===OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!===
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File:KaiWeiboobs.png
File:KaiWei's autistic fantasy about losing his virginity, just like Chris-Chan.png|[[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|They came for KW]]
File:Ricky wants to lose his virginity.png|[[Bestiality|She came for Ricky]]
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===IRL Gallery of Shame===
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File:Kai-Weijumping.jpg|Ass-pie jump!
File:KaiWeiIRL.jpg
File:KaiWeicreepyface.jpeg|He secretly wants to murder that girl because he thinks she is a Communist.
File:KaiWeitryingtodrownthatdude.jpeg|KaiWei attempting to push that man into the pool, because he thinks he is a Communist.
File:KaiWeiattemptingtodrownsomedude.jpg|Hey guys, it's yo' boy, KaiWei! Today, I will be drowning that Chinese Communist Heffalump as part of my activism!
File:Hewantstorunawayfromthatasspie.jpg|Look at that horror in his eyes
File:KaiWeiAmericanflag.jpg|You will hate [[America]] eventually
File:Kaiweiandhisenemies-"friends".jpg|He secretly wants to kill them all.
File:KaiWeifakesmile.jpg|KaiWei secretly hates the cameraman because he thinks he is a Communist. No wonder why he has that fake smile.
File:KaiWeitheKillerwannabe.jpg|The face of a killer
File:KaiWeigraduation.jpg|KaiWei being deeply jealous of his university classmates being better than him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.
File:PoorAsianboysiwithKaiWei.jpg|These two want to be distant from him
File:KaiWeiTaiwanflag.jpg|KaiWei about to rip the Taiwanese flag after finding out that it has a lot of people who play Genshin Impact.
File:KaiWeilying.jpg|You never learn from others.
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===AnimeFest faggotry===
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File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry3.jpg
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===“Fanart” and gifts for him===
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File:Pleasant Goat (Happy) and Doraemon.png|This edit of Pleasant Goat and Doraemon being friends will definitely piss that faggot off, use it as your avatar.
File:Albedo and Doraemon.jpg
File:Winnie the Pooh Genshin Impact.jpeg
File:Jerry Kai Wei's reaction if he finds out that he has an ED page.png|[[Take down ED|What KaiWei would do if he discovers his ED article]]
File:RickyTheSeverelyAutsitcRabbitryingtotakedownED.png|A hypothetical art of KaiWei discovering his ED article
File:Ass-Pie jump fixed.jpg
File:KaiWei Chris Chan.jpeg|[[Chris-Chan|KaiWei's future]]
File:KaiWei and his long lost older brother.jpeg|[[Cho Seung Hui|Long-lost brothers?]]
File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|Jerry Cho Seung Hui
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png|[[Bitches Don't Know|Bitches don't know 'bout my activism!]]
File:President Suharto, 1993.jpg|KaiWei's long-lost grandfather and idol, [[Indonesia|Suharto]]
File:KaiWei Sonichu.png|No wonder why his fanfictions are inspired by Sonichu
File:KaiWei being summed up.png|KaiWei in a nutshell
File:KaiWeiChrisChangraduationpics.jpg
File:Kaiwei and Suharto.png
File:Twitter Rule 63 Sonic.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Sonic, and he wants to [[Fuck|marry him]]
File:Rule 63 Winnie The Pooh.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Winnie
File:Kanga with Hair.png|He wants to marry Kanga so he can poorly raise Roo, just like how Chris-Chan's parents raised their son
File:Supastalin.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees everyone, including [[you]].
File:CommunistEarth.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees the entire planet.
File:CommunistGalaxy.jpg|How he deeply sees the the galaxy.
File:CommunistUniverse.jpg|How he deeply sees the universe. He wants to become the most powerful being in the universe so he can destroy it.
File:KaiWeiThanos.png|[[Thanos|What KaiWei TRULY wants to be]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[A-Log]]: KaiWei has similar traits to this man.
*[[Bigot]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]: KaiWei’s idol and long-lost older brother?
*[[Chris-Chan]]: Despite his claims he is nothing like Chris-Chan, KaiWei clearly exhibits similar traits to him, but he did not fuck his own mother.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Drama whore]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]: One of KaiWei's role models.
*[[Falun Gong]]: A retarded [[cult]] he is a member of.
*[[Fetish]]: What his obsessions are.
*[[Game2Winter]]: KaiWei’s younger brother?
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: One of his idols and who he wants to be.
*[[Joey The Autist]]: His hero
*[[Ian Miles Cheong]]: KaiWei's cousin?
*[[Irony]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Ljupco Steriev]]: A fellow conspiracy theorist and one of KaiWei’s idols
*[[Manchild]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Mariotehplumber]]: KaiWei exhibits similar traits to him.
*[[Neurodiversity]]
*[[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]: KaiWei’s other idol.
*[[Sexual]]: What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]: KaiWei has a similar mindset to this 12 year old Sonic stan. Like Sammy, he is also severely infected with high amounts of assburgers.
*[[Spax3]]: KaiWei also has similar traits to this fellow Sonic stan, especially his drama.

==External links==
*<s>{{dauser|kaiwei99}} - His first Deviantart</s> BAAAWWNED, though his art is still available on [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiwei99&sca_esv=b2f9d963cc9ffc90&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS997US999&udm=2&biw=1366&bih=555&ei=ju7VZ--VDca4wN4P0bv8sAY&ved=0ahUKEwjvlMa6gY2MAxVGHNAFHdEdH2YQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=kaiwei99&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCGthaXdlaTk5MgQQABgeSMwEUABYAHABeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQCYAgGgAgSYAwCIBgGSBwExoAcAsgcAuAcA&sclient=img DeviantArt and Google]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210419172814/https://www.deviantart.com/kaiwei99 You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*<s>{{dauser|ricky-p}} - His second Deviantart</s> BAAAWWLETED!!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20220804143643/https://www.deviantart.com/ricky-p You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*{{dauser|zhounimasucks}} - His third Deviantart. Ded and abandoned
*{{dauser|kwisback}} - His fourth and current Deviantart
*[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091240220229&mibextid=ZbWKwL His Fuckbook]
*{{instagram|jerrytong_kw}} - His Dumstagram
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7199109/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei His FanFiction.net]
*[https://www.wattpad.com/user/TongJerry His Wattpad]
*[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jerrytongkaiwei/profile His Archive of Our Own]
*[https://my.linkedin.com/in/tong-kai-wei-343537244 His Linkedin]
*[https://www.thespectrum.my/artist-gallery/jerry-tong-kai-wei One of his autistic art pages]
*<s>{{tumblr|kwwasthere}} and {{tumblr|blacknife-the-butcher}} - His Tumblrs</s> ALL OF HIS TUMBLRS BAAAAAWWWLETED!!!!!

===Other Shit===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1oPF79DovPwIFrHpwm4a8FzpIT7FOxqqt First drive about him]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/16mLbFD0kHuk81GKiA7zaYlztmC53-N_H Second drive]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11fwumQnRqR9Gy5kP_oYIoCQRuV8MtnNY/view?pli=1 First doc about him]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cslNB0aRnsb9ja09DtjNOdBzL1QBi843QD0x9m1MQKQ/edit Second doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kY2IteapCTmx49inihPOTvSB9gE2lfCE5OJCLfx2Qv4/edit Third doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1usRC-Lann9fWZoqwggIUsKnkoE-56ArqSqAD1Cq04FU/edit Fourth doc]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/This-is-just-getting-worse-If-968783989 His ex-friend's callout to him]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei-952372445 His ex-friend's second callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/chocy-cakie143/art/Proof-Kwisback-is-a-bully-1087981720 One of his other ex-friends' callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/dewdoritoz-official/journal/About-Ricky-P-Formerly-known-as-KaiWei99-926221674 Even the DA Anti-CCP group he joined wants to distance itself from him.]

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[[Category: People]]

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2025-07-08T03:01:17Z

CloneStorm:

KaiWei99

2025-04-28T14:55:25Z

CloneStorm: /* See also */

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{{rainbow|<big>'''YOU ARE AN EVIL COMMUNIST!'''</big>}}
{{quote|Be neutral and good!|KaiWei’s ironic slogan.}}
 
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{{ibhead|<big>'''KaiWei99/KWisback'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Jerry Tong Kai Wei}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Malaysia|Malaysian]]-[[Chinese]] [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link=]][[File:MiniflagChina.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 5, 1999}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Shah Alam, Malaysia}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|KaiWei99; Ricky-P; ZhouNimaSucks}}
{{ibend}}
'''KaiWei99''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jerry Tong Kai Wei''', A.K.A. '''Ricky-P''', '''ZhouNimaSucks''', and currently '''KWisback''') is a {{Age|1999|5|5}}-year-old Malaysian-Chinese '''SEVERELY''' autistic, [[paranoid]] [[schizophrenic]], dumb, [[retarded]], [[attention whore|attention-whoring]], bigoted, cancerous, sociopathic, chode-gargling, [[fanatic]] fuckstain, [[furfag|rabbitfag]], [[USI|self-proclaimed]] [[activist]], [[wannabe]] [[murderer]], [[conspiracy theorist]], and DeviantArt user, who has a [[batshit]] [[fetish]] for [[Winnie the Pooh]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sword Art Online]], [[politics|international politics]], and most notably, the Falun Gong. This [[Azn]] faggot who is infected with maximum levels of Assburgers looks like a long-lost younger brother of Cho Seung Hui with the personalities of A-Log, Chris-Chan, and Spax3 and is a perfect example of why people shouldn't have a sexual obsession with politics. [[Lulz|Notorious for his bitchy rants about Chinese people and products, especially Genshin Impact, after the COVID pandemic, this self-hating chink is known for his blatant bigotry, death threats, stupidity, hate art, drama, and his cancer and promotion of the Falun Gong]], [[Unrealistic Expectations|believing that all Chinese people are Communists and that he could change the world.]] Whenever KaiWei has free time, he spends his time [[fapping]] to [[Shit nobody cares about|Winnie the Pooh, Sonic the Hedgehog, international politics, Falun Gong, and many other shit]]. KaiWei would go apeshit when people call him out for his bullshit or remotely liking [[China]], believing that they are all [[Communists]] who sympathize with [[Mao Zedong]]. [[DO IT|Don’t even think about saying anything good about China (not politically-related) or he will go ape]].

==Life and Deviantart “career”==
Not much is known about this manchild, KaiWei is a sad, overemotional [[ronery]] failed [[abortion]] creature who is raised by neglectful [[parents]]. According to KaiWei, he is said to have [[Dying alone|“poor social skills with no actual friends,” but he claims to have work friends and online friends who don't get along well]]. During his childhood, he started jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog and many other shit. Eventually, he also started fapping to Sword Art Online. After graduating from college, KaiWei began to work as a hotel communications officer and show off his disease to take pride in being autistic, A.K.A. proud of being a narcissistic, psychopathic, sociopathic, defective fuckstain. At some point, he began to join autistic NGOs to prove that he is “special.” Before he went on tard raging about China, he loves animals, including endangered ones, and used to make fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters, like the ones from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, GG Bond, and Big-Headed Kid and Small-Headed Father. When he first joined DeviantArt, KaiWei started out as a typical user and posted fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters. Eventually, he created two unoriginal, bastardized [[Gary Stu]] sonas: [[Sonichu|Ricky the Rabbit]], his [[fursona]], and a [[self-insert|fictional version of himself]].

[[Image:Ricky the malaysian japanese rabbit oc by kaiwei99 der61yt.jpg|thumb|right|Original character, DON'T STEAL!!!!]]

[[Image:KaiWei is surrounded by enemies-"friends".jpeg|thumb|left|KaiWei is surrounded by his enemies and the people who pity him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.]]

[[Image:KaiWeiChineseNewyearftPleasantGoat.jpg|thumb|left|One of his drawings in his high school years]]

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;

|Because I never felt that I have true friends in life. I don't have real friends around me. I am a loner. I have poor social skills with no friends except for work friends who I don't get along well with.
|KaiWei, bitching about not having actual friends.

|Happy Birthday to the one and only #SonictheHedgehog! I enjoyed his games, personality and movies! He is also my comfort character too since I got immersed into his world, games and music from #crush40!
|KaiWei, implying that he’s [[homo]] for Sonic.

|[[No|Just an ordinary Malaysian who is autistic and yet special.]]
[[Bullshit|I am always looking forward to improve myself and other things]], I am a [[cartoon]] and [[weeaboo|anime fan]] [[TL;DR|who loves wildlife and nature! Plus, I also have interests in other activities too! I am looking forward to make friends around the world, while staying away from toxic fandoms and hatedoms!
I am neutral and apolitical, as I am rational enough to know what is right and what is wrong. I detest all kinds of evils and I hold on to my beliefs as a Nichiren Shoshu believer!
I detest toxic fandoms and hatedoms, and also fetishes that which is much more sickening for me too look at! Staying away from them is the only option so that I will feel safe at Deviantart!]]
|KaiWei’s first description on DeviantArt

|An [[original]] character of mine I drew on Malaysia Day. The first of my 12 Zodiac Braves OCs.
Ricky is a [[Furry|half Malaysian-Chinese, half-Japanese rabbit]] who has Aspergers' Syndrome. Ricky may be [[Stupid|forgetful, airheaded]] and a bit [[Emo|emotional]] on some occasions, but in fact, he is [[Lies|responsible, intelligent, creative, kind and yet multi-talented]]. He is quite athletic in sports, and also good at writing and drawing by traditional or digital forms.
[[Nobody cares|Ricky is also a battler who is well above average. He is good at both melee and ranged attacks, as he wields a magic paintbrush and a magic pencil with him as his main weapons, as he can draw out anything to assist him or others in any kinds of battles or situations. He can speak English, Mandarin, Malay, Japanese, and he is learning other languages like indigenous ones.
Having moved to in Japan and lived there for a long time, he returned to Malaysia and because he considers Malaysia as his home. He is very knowledgeable, as he has read a lot of books before.]] Ricky is also a [[Nerd|geeky one]], as he loves cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, and media characters around the world (except for China and Israel, he [[H8|dislikes]] them a lot.) He is compassionate and has a heart for nature and wildlife, as he is very aware and knows how to spread the word and taking action to environmental problems.
Ricky is very [[Insane|rational]], and he knows any kind of motives behind others. [[Shit|He hates injustice and stands up for what is right, and he has good reasons to fend for the others, especially the Hong Kongers and Taiwanese]].
Ricky may look [[Antisocial personality disorder|anti-social]], but in fact he has [[No|a lot of friends]] from various kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and others. He has published some successful books before, just like Geronimo Stilton. He sees Sonic the Hedgehog as [[Gay|his number one idol, and aspires to be like him]].
Friends: [[You don't have any friends|Miraitowa, Someity, Wira, Conor, Doris, Howard, Rafaello, Onder, Rauf, Maisie, Ralfson, Jatko, Alfons, Clara, Hanami, Alfreda, Charlotte, Pierre de Nez, Alex Campbell, (OCs of Royszawa ), and others from most kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and other kinds of media... (He has a lot of them! Quite friendly, isn't he?)]]
[[Enemies]]: Most villains from all kinds of media, Media characters from China (Genshin Impact characters, Arena of Valor characters, Honkai Impact 3 characters, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf characters, etc.) Media characters from Israel (Srulik, Shmulik Kipod, etc.), Media characters from Russia (Masha and the Bear, Nu Pugodi, etc.).
Likes: Cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga, drawing and illustrating, art, J-Pop, yoga, zumba, Japanese anime idols, traveling, cosplay, learning about others' cultures, indigenous people, nature, wildlife, learning, educating others about nature, freedom and peace, strong sense of justice, respecting others' religion and anything spiritual.
Dislikes: Alcohol, black eggs, cigarettes, beef, villains like evil communists (especially Chinese ones), Zionists (like the ones from Israel), those who hurt the environment, nature and wildlife, mousquitoes, cobras, crossdressing and plastic.
|Average Gary Stu description made by our Ass-pie friend

|On Hyperfixations and Autism by Jerry Tong

April is Autism Acceptance Month, so let me share my experience with you.....

[[Fetish|Hyperfixations]]. Well, what are they? Simply put, they are like hobbies and something that you really like the most, which can vary differently among us. They can change at any time, and even provided you benefits when you really need it. As an autistic individual and a fan of anime, cartoons, movies, books, games and comics, there can be explanations through my experiences. I was more into drawing and reading which in fact unlocked my potential to be creative. Watching cartoons on TV channels, movies, comics and storybooks have provided me an advantage too, with the characters being easy to draw on paper.

When I was little, I was more isolated due to my tastes and hyperfixations that can be quite different from the rest. Mine were Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, The Powerpuff Girls, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Phineas and Ferb, Woody Woodpecker, Winnie the Pooh, Old Master Q, Scooby Doo, Madagascar, Rio, Angry Birds, Thomas the Tank Engine, Teletubbies and others. That gained me a few more friends who shared the same minds like me, and we were there for each other – together. Those were the first lessons at the beginner level when it comes to forging friendships. With the motivations from them and the teachers through my studies – I successfully passed my final exams (UPSR) with flying colors, receiving 4As and 3Bs. I would have never achieved it successfully if it weren’t for my hyperfixations and my consciousness that told me about the importance of making friends and studying hard.

The secondary school period had me enrolled in a private international school, due to my native English language speaking level which resonated with their standards. Here, my peers and classmates around me were more into the Korean taste, judging by their own sense of music and shows they listened or watched. They were more into the Land of the Morning Calm, evidenced by their love for boy band groups like EXO and celebrities like Lee Minho, swooning over those stars whenever they appear on screen. When I look at this, it was more off putting in my book. Never have I felt that I was lonelier than ever, with depression of [[dying alone|being lonely]] starting to kick into overdrive.

At that period, I described myself with similarities that I have felt akin to: A lonesome samurai without a master. An overpowered Japanese anime protagonist. A solitary tiger who hunts alone. Finding soulmates at that time were even much harder when you are the only the one who has your hyperfixations which are diverse, almost the half hailing from the Land of the Rising Sun. That included Despicable Me, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera cartoons, the Smurfs, Shakugan no Shana, Fairy Tail, Sword Art Online, Digimon, Pokemon, K-ON, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Accel World, B-Daman, Guilty Crown and others – you name it. Just when I was wallowing in that waterhole of hopelessness, I met another anime fan, she was like a lighthouse that was miraculously found in the midst of the stormy ocean. She told me to go for the cosplay events where anime fans gather if I were to branch out and forge new friendships. Hearing those words inspired me to do it, so I set afoot and went to a cosplay event.

When I first stepped afoot at the cosplay event, it was like Disneyland for me. I soon got into plenty of anime titles that the others have been hyperfixating on – A Certain Scientific Railgun, Love Live School Idol Project, Re Zero, Bang Dream, Cardfight Vanguard, Date A Live, Fate Grand Order, Macross, Demon Slayer and others. Eventually I began to forge new friendships with other anime fans who share the same interests or hyperfixations like me. Redefined, I felt no longer lonely. My soul brothers and sisters that I have met were totally in sync with me despite the differences that set us apart.

That was when I got into Hatsune Miku in university, her songs was mesmerizing with her angelic voice that reached out to me. She has a lot of fans who love her songs dearly, and that was like heaven for me. I reached out to them online and in person during cosplay events, making friends with them and maintaining relationships, even during the hard times we have endured. I even watched Hatsune Miku singing her iconic song “Tell Your World” on the exact same day the Tokyo Olympics closing ceremony taking place in 2021, and I am not ashamed to admit it. That’s what my hyperfixations are, and I am proud of it. Most of her fans are a wholesome bunch, with me explaining to them and getting to know each other better through conversations online, accepting the differences like my autistic nature.

However, my hyperfixations can have downsides for me. Even I can have my own Rogues Gallery like Batman, which includes the enemies and villains I have encountered online. It can expand a bit or even longer. All of this can trace back to squabbles and disagreements I have made online, with me disrespected on a few occasions. What really matters is that I have reached a new level in friendship maintaining: beware of the individuals you will encounter before getting friendly with them, there might be snakes in the grass who will reveal their true colours at any point. That was really a hard pill for me to swallow: It is totally wrong to force others to like something they don’t like, because everyone has their own different tastes which vary among every individual.

Nowadays, I am ever thankful for my friends and those around me I have met, and even my hyperfixations too. With my sights set on Europe, my hyperfixations are more diverse than ever. Despite all the challenges I have faced, I am ever thankful to myself, my hyperfixations, friends and my autism that was like a gift for me. Even if my hyperfixations can fluctuate and change in order to adapt, I will still be committed to who I am and stay in character to fight for human rights and the rights of neurodiverse individuals.

#AutismAcceptance #autismacceptancemonth #April #autism #essay #experiencesharing #aspergers #autismlevel1 #neurodiversity #neurodiverse #cartoons #anime #hatsunemiku #vocaloid #memoir #hyperfixation #autistic"
|KaiWei, admitting that he has traits similar to Chris-Chan, is proud of his fetishes, and having assburgers gives him the right to do whatever the fuck he wants in a TL;DR Facebook post on a month when nobody celebrates that disease.

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<center>'''KaiWei singing about having no actual friends'''</center>
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==Neverending “war” against Chinese people==
[[Image:The moment when it all started.jpeg|thumb|center|This started it all]]

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|Support Tuidang!
Read the Nine Commentaries!
Stop all evil Chinese people!
End the evil CCP!
Burn in Hell China!
Burn in Hell CCP!
Burn in Hell Chinese people!
All Chinese people will burn in hell!
|KaiWei’s battle cry against all Chinese people

|Go back to North Korea!
|KaiWei telling a rando to go to North Korea

|You are an evil liar. Liar who deserves to burn in hell because your soul is evil. You are an evil atheist who should burn in hell!
|KaiWei, [[Autism|being his usual self]]

|Please help me, I don't know how to deal with them. There are those evil enemies of mine are NaullushTheLucario, EmberChang, Jojolantern2000, 8000guangtou and @Elinital also criticized me for calling out on China! They are friends of the evil ZhouNima!
|KaiWei, demanding his "friend" for attention to attack his scapegoats

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[[Image:KaiWei_thinking_all_Russians_are_Putin_fags.jpeg|thumb|right|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine being mad at someone just because she's Russian]]]]

[[Image:Severeautism2.png|thumb|right|Drama whoring at its finest!]]

[[Image:KaiWeithesinophobicfaggot.png|thumb|right|KaiWei sure loves being a sinophobe!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticconspiracy.png|thumb|left]]

[[Image:O really KaiWei.png|thumb|left|You don't say!]]

During the [[COVID-19 pandemic]], KaiWei starts baaawwing about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics being delayed and blames it on China, even the people of China. Believing that all Chinese are Communists, he began to have a batshit fetish for politics, especially Chinese ones, and declared war against every Chinese user on every platform he is using, even on DeviantArt, contradicting his claims that he is apolitical. KaiWei also started masturbating to Winnie the Pooh, believing that it’s banned in China and serves as a tool for resistance. However, little does our autistic hero [[Epic Fail|know that comparing Winnie the Pooh to Xi Jinping is simply a joke created by Chinese users and is not actually banned in China. In fact, Winnie the Pooh merchandise is still sold there, and there are even Winnie the Pooh-themed areas in Chinese Disneyland]]. He begins to [[LOL|make fucktarded hate arts of every character in China, portraying them as villains. He sends Chinese people death threats, doxxing threats, forcing them to like Winnie the Pooh and many other shit he faps, making wanted posters of them, pressuring them to be members of Falun Gong and the Tuidang Movement, and ordering them to never buy anything made from China]]. KaiWei even went as far as to tell them to go to [[North Korea]], making baseless accusations that they were harassing [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]], [[Hong Kong|Hong Kongers]], [[Tibet|Tibetans]], and [[East Turkestan|Uyghurs]], and pull many more antics like a typical sperglord would do just to get attention. Instead of taking full responsibility like a real person, KaiWei is in [[denial|complete denial]], claiming that he has never been a racist or a bigot. One of the biggest dramas he experienced involved a person with the username ZhouNima, who is essentially KaiWei's equivalent of the Man in the Pickle Suit to Chris-Chan and Jason Griffith to Spax3. Yes, KaiWei FUCKING hated him so much to the point where he made “wanted posters” of him and wished him to die just because he is Chinese, leading to KaiWei getting banned twice on DeviantArt. He then returned to DeviantArt by making two alts. KaiWei wrote a bunch of [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]] on [[FanFiction.net]], Archive of Our Own, and [[Wattpad]] to [[Sonichu|promote his hate boner for the characters from China]]. Not only did he have a problem with all Chinese people, our hero with ass-burgers also hated all [[Russia|Russians]], believing that they all supported [[Vladimir Putin]] and his invasion of [[Ukraine]]. Does he, deep down, think that everyone, including his own family and “friends”, in the entire fucking universe is a Communist sympathizer or a Putin Stan? Absolutely.

===Hatred for [[Genshin Impact]]===
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|[[Butthurt|Today is the 3rd anniversary of Genshin Impact, and I am not happy. It has ruined almost EVERYTHING!]]
|KaiWei, [[Autism|whining about Genshin Impact]]

|I prefer Tessho Genda over Rie Takahashi voices Hutao. Tessho Genda's Tigger is way better than Hutao.
|KaiWei, overrating Tigger’s seiyu

|I never liked Oshi no Ko, just neutral towards it. Ai Hoshino shares the same voice with the character I hate, Hutao
|KaiWei, talking about Hu Tao’s seiyuu

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[[Image:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|thumb|center|Yes, he fucking did.]]

[[Image:KaiWei believes that Genshin Players are commies.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Fucktard|Imagine calling someone a Winnie the Pooh hater for liking Genshin Impact]]]]

[[Image:Anti genshin impact meme by kaiwei99 deqdv9f.jpg|thumb|right|[[Unfunny|Nice meme]]]]

Yes, our severely autistic Azn hero has a massive hate boner for Genshin Impact simply because the game is made in China. He made [[Trying too hard|various attempts to demonize the characters, especially Hu Tao, and boycotts to the game, just like how one of his American counterparts, Spax3, tried to boycott Sonic the Hedgehog video games featuring Jason Griffith]], especially making a [[Shit nobody cares about|couple of rants about]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|that game being Chinese spyware and propaganda]]. Hu Tao is essentially [[Satan]] to him to the point where he wished her to suffer humiliation and even death. Whenever he sees anyone being a fan of that game, he would call them Communist, even if a fan is from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Speaking of Spax3 and Jason Griffith, like ZhouNima, Rie Takahashi, the voice actress of Hu Tao who also voiced Ai Hoshino in Oshi no Ko, is also KaiWei's equivalent to Jason Griffith. Not only does that Sperg have a hatred for Genshin Impact, he even has a rage boner for Honkai: Star Rail. Like Genshin, it's also made in China. According to one of his ex-friends, when Genshin Impact won Game of the Year, he [[autistic screeching|autistically screeches]], thinking his waifu, Sonic the Hedgehog, deserved to be the winner.

[[File:KaiWei Genshin Conspiracy Theory.png|thumb|right|80px|[[Butthurt|Imagine making a conspiracy theory journal about Genshin Impact]]]]

===A Commie himself?===
{{quote|I noticed that his irony when it comes to him being fine with Vietnam being the communist country despite the fact that he downright hated the communism.|Royszawa, summing up KaiWei's hypocrisy}}
[[Image:Ho Chi Minh - 1946 Portrait.jpg|thumb|center|KaiWei's secret hero]]

Oh, the [[irony]]. Although our assburper hero absolutely hates China and Communism, he has no problem with [[Vietnam]] being a Communist country, which is truly ironic. He likely doesn’t care about how the [[Soviet Union]] and China supported North Vietnam, led by Ho Chi Minh, during the Vietnam War and the reunification of Vietnam under Communist rule. He even made drawings of Vietnam and requested Vietnamese users, who are probably brainwashed by Ho Chi Minh, to make hate art of his enemies in his war.

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamirony.jpg|90px]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnam.jpg|90px|right]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamdude.jpg|90px]]

===Hating his family===
{{quote|I am proud to say it out loud, but not for
those who are evil and brainwashed by the CCP. Especially my parents since I was thinking of cutting ties with them
permanently.
The reason I just wanna move out of Malaysia is because of my family who supports the CCP because they have been brainwashed by Chinese media they consume which is full of propaganda! Thank goodness there are still others out there who dare to speak the truth like me, but sadly there aren't many......|KaiWei, in [https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CAc1UkLNW/ his Fuckbook post]}}

[[File:KaiWeihateshisfamily.jpg|80px]]

Unsurprisingly, the sperg admits that he hates his fuckstain family, especially his parents, believing them to be Communist sympathizers. There is a chance that he hates his family because they embarrassed him by walking in on him while he was promoting his faggotry on the internet. It wouldn't be a shock if he actually hated everyone, assuming the whole universe were Communist.

==Sperging about everything==
{{quote|When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies. When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies.|KaiWei, a-logging about [[My Little Pony]]}}
[[File:KaiWeiGiffanysperging.png|100px]]

[[File:SperglordKaiWei.png|80px]]

Being a typical A-Monster like he is, KaiWei [[tard rage|tard rages]] over everything trivial. He bitches about Monika from [[Doki Doki Literature Club|''Doki Doki Literature Club!'']] and .GIFfany from [[Gravity Falls|''Gravity Falls'']]. KaiWei, due to his autistic delusional fantasies, is being dramatic over Monika, believing that she will possess an animatronic and a TV, similar to how .GIFfany did. After his ex-friend watches M3GAN, he becomes dramatic about M3GAN as well, ignoring the fact that she is just a movie character. He whines about fearing her as a serial-killing robot and even goes so far as to want to “punish“ his enemies along with that character. He even a-logs about all bronies being annoying and literally wants to kill My Little Pony characters with weapons. He hates [[Cory in the House|''Cory in the House'']] because of the "Cory in the House is an anime" joke.

==Drama with his “friends”==
{{fyi|KaiWei wants to kill a minor, who is one of his ex-friends?}}
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|I am still mad at Miau and I just wanna go Super Sonic on her.
|KaiWei, wanting to kill an ex-friend
|Because she is more of a serious type.
And she personality type clashes with mine.
It's hard to befriend her
It's hard to befriend Russians, so how did you befriend Miau?
|KaiWei, [[Bruh Moment|bitching about Miau just because she’s Russian.]]
|And I need to control my emotions and P chill.
Because of your words you said to me Last Sunday, you are a horrible monster!
And I went into a frenzy, with plans to dox, hack and kill for revenge against you!
But thankfully the revenge plans never came true.
You forgave me for my pushy behaviour, and I won't do it again.
And I haven't forgave you for the words you said to me on Sunday, monster.
So what do you have to say to me on the words you said on Sunday night, monster?
Would you like me to forgive you for the words you said?
|KaiWei sending a death threat to Royszawa

|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because [[Forever Alone|I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me]]. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.
|KaiWei, [[Tard rage|tard-raging]] at his ex-friend for attention

|I am targeting you and your family, so I will kill you for money. I will also kill your family too, and I threatened them on Facebook
|KaiWei, wanting to become like [[Cho Seung Hui|his brother]]

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[[Image:You're with me or against me.jpeg|thumb|center|[[George W. Bush|Either you are with me, or you are an evil fake friend!]]]]

[[Image:One of KaiWei's Email threat.jpg|thumb|right|What's next? You are gonna kill your own family for money after they disagree with you?]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticemailthreat.png|thumb|left|[[Fail|Sure, try finding your friend and murder her, despite the fact that you don't know where the fuck she lives.]]]]

[[Image:Jerrychoseunghui.jpg|thumb|left|KaiWei encouraging people to murder for attention]]

[[File:KaiWeitheSeverelyAutisticFaggot.jpg|thumb|right|You do realized that your reputation has already been damaged. More like you want to be an advocate of sperglords who thinks that having that disease gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want.]]

KaiWei met two people with the usernames Royszawa and Chocy-Cakie143 on DeviantArt sometime in 2022 and became friends with them for a little while. Eventually, he started walking over them by talking about the things that nobody cares about, especially his waifu Sonic the Hedgehog, and demands them to like them, but his friends don't show any interest in them. While they have a lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and other crap, he then pressures them to draw Sonic fanart, including one fanart where [[furfaggotry|Sonic is comforting his Rabbit Sona Ricky]], and animations for him, even when they are busy in their education. KaiWei threw a [[12 year old boy|hissy fit]] and guilt-tripped his “friends” [[LOL WUT|after having a nightmare about a fracture in their relationship. According to KaiWei's exfriend Miau, KaiWei wanted to go Super Sonic on her simply because Miau’s personality doesn’t match his, and he thinks it’s hard to be friends with her just because she’s more cautious and doesn’t smile easily.]] Having had enough with him as well as remote disagreements, Royszawa and Chocy cut ties with him due to his behavior. Instead of moving on and changing his ways, he [[serious business|takes this matter seriously]] and attempts to be [[internet tough guy|tough]], sending death threats, doxxing threats, and making “wanted posters” of them containing IRL photos of them, inspired by characters like John Wick and Bryan Mills. KaiWei even called Royz a “trauma monster” and a Communist over a trivial disagreement. Eventually, Royz made call-outs to this degenerate due to his borderline harassment. In response, KaiWei demands to never call the police and [[delete fucking everything]] about him like a pussy he is, even on Tumblr. At some point, he even used Autism and Chinese New Years as tickets to get away with anything that happens to him. Speaking of Tumblr, KaiWei made a Tumblr account and dubbed himself as “[[Jack the Ripper|Blacknife the Butcher]]” and tries to be [[edgy]], [[LMAO|sending anyone who remotely disagrees with him death threats after he punched a few fucking walls and wants to become a murderer]]. He also encouraged murder and believes that friends are worthless. Royz and the others contacted his parents to resolve this bullshit. KaiWei’s parents responded by admitting that they raised him poorly and promised to monitor him. On YouTube, Royz called him out for his attention whoring, only for him to guilt trip.

===Da beef continues===
[[File:Beefcontinues.png|thumb|center|[[No|He sure did learn his lesson!]]]]
[[File:KaiWeipreaching.png|thumb|center]]
[[Sarcasm|Did KaiWei learn anything and take responsibility for his shit after his drama, and did he let go of his beef with his ex-friends? Yes, he fucking did! He did take responsibility for his actions and became a better person! Of course there is no beef!]]

==How 2 [[troll]] KaiWei==
[[File:Troll meets Kai Wei.png|thumb|left|A dramatization of trolling this autismal.]]

[[File:KaiWeigettingtrolled.jpg|100px|left|Try it out if you want!]]

Like many ass-pies and judging by his behavior, trolling KaiWei is super duper easy, and his butthurt reactions are hilarious by doing the following [[for the lulz]]:
*Say anything remotely positive about China (not politically related). Never fails.
*Tell him that he is Chinese himself.
*Say anything remotely positive about the things he hates, i.e. Chinese games and TV shows. Bonus for saying that Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail are the best.
*Draw any fan art featuring the characters that he hates, like Pleasant Goat and Hu Tao, being friends with the characters he masturbates to, such as Old Master Q, Sonic, and Winnie the Pooh.
*Pretend to be a Commie to watch him tard rage.
*Tell him that he is gay for Sonic and Winnie the Pooh.
*Disagree with him in any point regarding the Chinese government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were caused by sympathizers of a liberal communist.]]
*Remind him that Vietnam is a Communist country like China. Bonus for telling him that he is a Ho Chi Minh worshipping Communist for liking Vietnam.
*Tell him that Cory in the House is an anime.
*Spit out the facts that the Chinese people also suffer the same situation as the Uyghurs and Tibetans.
*Tell him that the Falun Gong is a dumb cult and their beliefs make zero sense, and [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/15/nyregion/shen-yun-dance-abuse.html?smid=url-share|that they are allegedly brainwashing and torturing children for their cause]. Bonus for telling him the Falun Gong is no different from the people running the Chinese Government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that his art, including his hate art, is dumb and disgusting.]]
*Tell him that he is a retarded attention whore.
*Treat everything he says like a joke.
*You decide!

==AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI==

Dear Jerry Tong Kai Wei,

By the time you discover this article, you have probably realized that you’re an autistic lolcow. We know about your ridiculous antics on the internet, especially on Facebook and DeviantArt. Yes, nobody, aside from your family and your so-called "friends," is more familiar with your posts and "activism" than we are. The only things you have achieved in your life is that you have a borderline fetish for politics, enjoy being a hate-mongering sinophobe to get attention, shoving the shit you fap down everyone's throats, having a fetish for hating everything made in China, and promoting your stupid-ass conspiracy theories about Chinese games and media that does not contain any politics whatsoever, which made your presence on the internet [[pathetic]]. Your mom is a [[whore]], your dad is a [[shitstain]], your sister is a [[bitch]], your art is retarded and dumb, the criticisms you receive are legitimate, and the only person in the world who thinks he is perfect and has never done anything wrong is you. No wonder why you are raised poorly by your fuckstains of a family. We know that you will eventually discover your Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we won’t be surprised if you: 1) create a wanted poster of Encyclopedia Dramatica, 2) demand that we support the Falun Gong and read The Epoch Times, 3) call us evil Communists or Leftists, 4) find ways to take the website down, 5) vandalize the page, 6) send your army of 13-year-old fantards or your cocksucking "friends" to try to take the website down or vandalize the article, 7) send us death threats like Chris-Chan would, 8) blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, or 9) file a [[DMCA]] against us. You can try to pull these stunts if you want, and guess what? You. Will. Fail. We find your behavior on the internet pathetic and funny as hell.

We know how you use your autism, your emotions, and Chinese New Year as tickets to get away with anything that happens to you. It’s amusing that you believe your actions and xenophobia can be justified by your condition and unrelated factors. It's also amusing that you think you are never a racist. These things demonstrate that you never take actual fucking responsibility like a real person. You don't have to promote your A-Logging, hate-mongering conspiracy theories, and your cancer of fanfics about China and Genshin Impact on the platforms you are using, yet you do. You don’t have to blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, such as Royszawa, yet you do.

Speaking of China, we know about your bitching and moaning about China after COVID-19 pandemic and the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We get it. Almost nobody gives a shit about the [[Olympics]] these days. Yes, you are allowed to hate China. Yes, you are allowed to hate the government. Yes, you don’t have to like Chinese games and media that contain no politics or propaganda. But what you have is a borderline FUCKING fetish, which is truly ironic that you hate fetishes yourself. You said to yourself that you want all Chinese people to burn in hell, right? Newsflash for you, Einstein: You, yourself, are Chinese, and the entire world sees it. You are still a part of those "evil Chinese" that you claim "deserve to burn in hell." If you think that all Chinese are evil, then why don't you wish every single overseas Chinese person, including your own family, to go to hell? Oh wait, you do. You said you like Taiwan and Hong Kong, right? The people of Taiwan and Hong Kong will find you absolutely disgusting, deplorable, and pathetic for your bullshit, considering that they are Chinese by inheritance. In the end, you are a disgrace to all Chinese people and even your own family.

If you deleted all your social media accounts after being busted by your family or your colleagues and realizing that your career is fucked up, those problems won’t go away. Your actions and drawings are still hosted on the wiki [[for the lulz]]. You will forever be turned into a cautionary tale or a laughingstock, just like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Alix Henriol|and]] [[JustinRPG|many]] [[Spax3|other]] [[BlueCatRiolu|sperglords]] [[A-Log|and]] [[Kphoria|lolcows]] [[Atimon|before]] [[Jacob Sockness|you]], even if you return to the internet by creating a new account with a new name like "KWreturns" or whatever. It's funny that despite you downright hated Communism, you have no problem with Vietnam, considering that it is a Communist country like China. You realize that Vietnam, at the time it was North Vietnam led by Ho Chi Minh, was supported by both China and the Soviet Union during the Vietnam War. It's funny that you hate Communists, yet you have a mindset of one. Some “[[human rights]] activist” you are. It’s funny how you proclaim yourself an activist, yet you don’t give a flying fuck about other people’s [[opinions]] on China. You should know that there are people who like China and enjoy Chinese media and games that contain no politics or propaganda but not its government. There are many Chinese citizens who are quietly critical of the government and don’t want to get caught by the authorities. Guess what? Having one’s own opinion is a basic human right, do you know that?

That's why we all hate you. You're just a severely autistic, sinophobic A-Logger and Chris-Chan wannabe who deeply thinks that everyone of the entire universe is a Communist.

If you truly want to kill us all and attempt to become just like your deceased brother again after discovering this article, [[DO IT FAGGOT|{{rainbow|<big>'''THEN DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!'''</big>}}]]

Yours sincerely,

The entire observable internet

==His asskissers/“friends” (so far)==
*{{dauser|PantsuLover228}}: A [[Belarus|Belarusian]] failed abortion faggot and fellow politicophile [[masturbation|who is into]] [[Loli|fictional underaged female characters]] and has a massive hate boner to Pokemon and Genshin Impact, despite the fact that he used to have a Leafeon as his profile picture. Defected, no longer an associate.
*{{dauser|toonguy2000|ajkiel89/CityToon/toonguy2000}}: A degenerate who has a fetish for hate art.
*{{dauser|GrikkUltimate2008}}: A [[Finland|Finnish]] autistic [[13-year-old boy|{{Age|2010|1|22}} year old boy]] who makes retarded [[Chasethehedgehog|subpar drawings]], [[unfunny|reaction/fill in memes]] and [[GoAnimate]] references, despite the fact that he hates GoAnimate and fill in memes.
*{{dauser|Wanghaifeng123sucks}}: A newly joined Deviant and PBS Kids fag who makes dumb fill in memes. There is a definite chance that this user is an autistic 14 year old boy.
*{{dauser|ZhuangsujuanAUTTP}}: An autistic [[Vyond|VyondFag]] who has [[Fetish|politicophilia]] like KaiWei and has similar traits to GrikkUltimate2008.

==Gallery of Autism==
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Sure_buddy_you_are_nothing_like_him.png|[[Sarcasm|Sure buddy, you are definitely nothing like Chris-Chan]]
File:KaiWeiextremelevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeihighlevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeiprepandemicart.jpg
File:KaiWeifChineseNewYear.jpg
File:KaiWeiFag.jpg
File:RickyParisfurfag.jpg
File:Rickyolympicfurfag.jpg
File:Rickytheweeaboofurfag.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickyfurfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeiHongKongautism.png|Bro can't stop bitching about the Chinese media characters. You do realize that there are Chinese cartoons that feature Old Master Q.
File:Take a stand against the evil communists of china by kwisback.jpg|Translation: You stand against everyone in the entire universe.
File:KaiWeiTaiwanart.jpeg|Translation: I want you to die, Taiwan, because you have a lot of people who loves Genshin Impact and Pleasant Goat!
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan.jpg|Translation: I hate Taiwan.
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan2.jpg
File:Formosan bears by kaiwei99 deluy8j.jpg
File:The umbrella movement of hong kong remembered by kwisback.jpg|Winnie, Mcdull, and Old Master Q want to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Retarded MegaMan reference made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging.png
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging2.0.png
File:KaiWeitheautismalbitchingaboutNezha.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickytheGaryStu.jpg
File:KaiWeiDisneyStanning.jpg
File:KaiWeihatesBruneip1.png
File:KaiWeihatesBrunei2.png
File:Weeabosperg.jpg
File:KaiWeitellingarando.jpg
File:KaiWeitryingtosavehisownstupidass.png|[[Lmaowl|Imagine asking for hate art of your scapegoats without crediting you]]
File:KaiWeidaSperglord.png
File:KaiWei's cancerous hate art.jpeg
File:Aim to be a lolcow.png|More like you aim to be an autistic [[lolcow]]
File:KaiWeithefalungongfanatic.png|[[No|Falun Gong is more peaceful than you think]]
File:We bare bears nordic style by kwisback djfh9rs.jpg
File:KaiWeiZhouNimascapegoat.png|KaiWei sperging about ZhouNima
File:Autistic wanted poster made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeibeinginfectedwithhighamountsofassburgers.png
File:KaiWeibeinghisautisticself.png
File:Ruthless ruskies by kaiwei99 denu4lf.jpg|Bro even thinks that Russian media characters are evil
File:KaiWei using Chinese New Year as a ticket.jpeg|[[Cool story bro]]
File:KaiWei's hate shrine.jpeg
File:KaiWeihateshrine3.jpeg
File:KaiWei can't stop bitching about Genshin.jpeg|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama.jpeg|He actually punched a few walls according to his mom
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama part 2.jpeg
File:KaiWeiparentsletter.jpeg|Parental neglect at its finest!
File:KaiWeiFalunGongHateList.png
File:KaiWeistansWinniesohard.jpeg
File:KaiWei Email threat.jpeg
File:KaiWeialogging.jpeg
File:KaiWeiencouragingmurderlikeChris-Chan.jpg
File:ThermosvsKaiWei.jpg
File:KaiWeitheAznSpax3.png
File:KaiWei celebrating Ass-burger awareness day.jpg|[[Bullshit|As a #neurodivergent individual, I find myself being special despite the fact that I was told to act normal in order to fit in despite my differences.]]
File:KaiWeitheSperglord.png|Okay, you autismal. You're one to talk.
File:Severeautism.png
File:Severeautism2.png
File:Severeautism3.png
File:Severeautism4.png
File:KaiWeipreaching.png
File:KaiWeiHatesClashofClans.jpg
File:KaiWeiattentionwhoreautism.jpeg|[[Serious Business]] and [[projection]] at its finest!
File:KaiWeitheAznChrisChan.jpg
File:KaiWeiVietnamWeeaboofurry.jpg
File:VietnamuserKaiWeimet.jpg|This is the person who probably worships Ho Chi Minh
File:KaiWeidyingalone2.png|[[Facepalm|"Yes, because I think I don't have any friends online or in real life, so that why I want to become a killer to earn money."]]
File:KaiWeidyingalone.png|"I am afraid of prison" [[Spiderman|You should've thought of that earlier]]
File:KaiWeiCantGetFriends.png
File:KaiWeiNo.png|[[Did I ask?|So do you want to help Falun Gong Practitioners?]]
File:SeverelyAutisticKaiWei.jpeg
File:Autism acceptance day with children s book day by kwisback djhmeaa.jpg|Proof of KaiWei showcasing his ego and narcissism
File:Spergbookkaiwei.jpg
File:Rickythespergrabbitshitbook.jpeg

File:Boycott beijing 2022 with ricky by kaiwei99 dexjpu8.jpg
File:Never forget the tiananmen massacre of 1989 by kwisback dhj3lcw.jpg
File:Beijing 2022 genocide games in a nutshell by kwisback dgyhlwv.jpg
File:Dragon dance for lunar new year by kwisback dgwwgu1.jpg|Sonic clearly wants to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Asian cup qatar 2023 group a by kwisback dgpqgh7.jpg
File:Sos hong kong from the sheep by kwisback dgasw7m.jpg
File:KaiWeiWeeaboo.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboo2.0.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboassburgerer.jpg
File:Australia day by kaiwei99 decydwr.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtogiveJapansympathy.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtosympathizeTibet.jpg

</gallery>}}

===OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:RickyRule34 by Hiennguyen12345.png
File:KaiWeiboobs.png
File:KaiWei's autistic fantasy about losing his virginity, just like Chris-Chan.png|[[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|They came for KW]]
File:Ricky wants to lose his virginity.png|[[Bestiality|She came for Ricky]]
</gallery>}}

===IRL Gallery of Shame===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Kai-Weijumping.jpg|Ass-pie jump!
File:KaiWeicreepyface.jpeg|He secretly wants to murder that girl because he thinks she is a Communist.
File:KaiWeitryingtodrownthatdude.jpeg|KaiWei attempting to push that man into the pool, because he thinks he is a Communist.
File:KaiWeiattemptingtodrownsomedude.jpg|Hey guys, it's yo' boy, KaiWei! Today, I will be drowning that Chinese Communist Heffalump as part of my activism!
File:Hewantstorunawayfromthatasspie.jpg|Look at that horror in his eyes
File:KaiWeiAmericanflag.jpg|You will hate [[America]] eventually
File:Kaiweiandhisenemies-"friends".jpg|He secretly wants to kill them all.
File:KaiWeifakesmile.jpg|KaiWei secretly hates the cameraman because he thinks he is a Communist. No wonder why he has that fake smile.
File:KaiWeitheKillerwannabe.jpg|The face of a killer
File:KaiWeigraduation.jpg|KaiWei being deeply jealous of his university classmates being better than him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.
File:PoorAsianboysiwithKaiWei.jpg|These two want to be distant from him
File:KaiWeiTaiwanflag.jpg|KaiWei about to rip the Taiwanese flag after finding out that it has a lot of people who play Genshin Impact.
File:KaiWeilying.jpg|You never learn from others.
</gallery>}}

===AnimeFest faggotry===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
KaiWeiAnimeFest1.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest2.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest3.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest4.jpg
File:KaiWeiAnimefestfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry2.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry3.jpg
</gallery>}}

===“Fanart” and gifts for him===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Pleasant Goat (Happy) and Doraemon.png|This edit of Pleasant Goat and Doraemon being friends will definitely piss that faggot off, use it as your avatar.
File:Albedo and Doraemon.jpg
File:Winnie the Pooh Genshin Impact.jpeg
File:Jerry Kai Wei's reaction if he finds out that he has an ED page.png|[[Take down ED|What KaiWei would do if he discovers his ED article]]
File:RickyTheSeverelyAutsitcRabbitryingtotakedownED.png|A hypothetical art of KaiWei discovering his ED article
File:Ass-Pie jump fixed.jpg
File:KaiWei Chris Chan.jpeg|[[Chris-Chan|KaiWei's future]]
File:KaiWei and his long lost older brother.jpeg|[[Cho Seung Hui|Long-lost brothers?]]
File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|Jerry Cho Seung Hui
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png|[[Bitches Don't Know|Bitches don't know 'bout my activism!]]
File:President Suharto, 1993.jpg|KaiWei's long-lost grandfather and idol, [[Indonesia|Suharto]]
File:KaiWei Sonichu.png|No wonder why his fanfictions are inspired by Sonichu
File:KaiWei being summed up.png|KaiWei in a nutshell
File:KaiWeiChrisChangraduationpics.jpg
File:Kaiwei and Suharto.png
File:Twitter Rule 63 Sonic.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Sonic, and he wants to [[Fuck|marry him]]
File:Rule 63 Winnie The Pooh.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Winnie
File:Kanga with Hair.png|He wants to marry Kanga so he can poorly raise Roo, just like how Chris-Chan's parents raised their son
File:Supastalin.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees everyone, including [[you]].
File:CommunistEarth.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees the entire planet.
File:CommunistGalaxy.jpg|How he deeply sees the the galaxy.
File:CommunistUniverse.jpg|How he deeply sees the universe. He wants to become the most powerful being in the universe so he can destroy it.
File:KaiWeiThanos.png|[[Thanos|What KaiWei TRULY wants to be]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[A-Log]]: KaiWei has similar traits to this man.
*[[Bigot]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]: KaiWei’s idol and long-lost older brother?
*[[Chris-Chan]]: Despite his claims he is nothing like Chris-Chan, KaiWei clearly exhibits similar traits to him, but he did not fuck his own mother.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Drama whore]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]: One of KaiWei's role models.
*[[Falun Gong]]: A retarded [[cult]] he is a member of.
*[[Fetish]]: What his obsessions are.
*[[Game2Winter]]: KaiWei’s younger brother?
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: One of his idols and who he wants to be.
*[[Joey The Autist]]: His hero
*[[Ian Miles Cheong]]: KaiWei's cousin?
*[[Irony]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Ljupco Steriev]]: A fellow conspiracy theorist and one of KaiWei’s idols
*[[Manchild]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Mariotehplumber]]: KaiWei exhibits similar traits to him.
*[[Neurodiversity]]
*[[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]: KaiWei’s other idol.
*[[Sexual]]: What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]: KaiWei has a similar mindset to this 12 year old Sonic stan. Like Sammy, he is also severely infected with high amounts of assburgers.
*[[Spax3]]: KaiWei also has similar traits to this fellow Sonic stan, especially his drama.

==External links==
*<s>{{dauser|kaiwei99}} - His first Deviantart</s> BAAAWWNED, though his art is still available on [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiwei99&sca_esv=b2f9d963cc9ffc90&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS997US999&udm=2&biw=1366&bih=555&ei=ju7VZ--VDca4wN4P0bv8sAY&ved=0ahUKEwjvlMa6gY2MAxVGHNAFHdEdH2YQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=kaiwei99&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCGthaXdlaTk5MgQQABgeSMwEUABYAHABeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQCYAgGgAgSYAwCIBgGSBwExoAcAsgcAuAcA&sclient=img DeviantArt and Google]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210419172814/https://www.deviantart.com/kaiwei99 You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*<s>{{dauser|ricky-p}} - His second Deviantart</s> BAAAWWLETED!!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20220804143643/https://www.deviantart.com/ricky-p You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*{{dauser|zhounimasucks}} - His third Deviantart. Ded and abandoned
*{{dauser|kwisback}} - His fourth and current Deviantart
*[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091240220229&mibextid=ZbWKwL His Fuckbook]
*{{instagram|jerrytong_kw}} - His Dumstagram
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7199109/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei His FanFiction.net]
*[https://www.wattpad.com/user/TongJerry His Wattpad]
*[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jerrytongkaiwei/profile His Archive of Our Own]
*[https://my.linkedin.com/in/tong-kai-wei-343537244 His Linkedin]
*[https://www.thespectrum.my/artist-gallery/jerry-tong-kai-wei One of his autistic art pages]
*<s>{{tumblr|kwwasthere}} and {{tumblr|blacknife-the-butcher}} - His Tumblrs</s> ALL OF HIS TUMBLRS BAAAAAWWWLETED!!!!!

===Other Shit===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1oPF79DovPwIFrHpwm4a8FzpIT7FOxqqt First drive about him]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/16mLbFD0kHuk81GKiA7zaYlztmC53-N_H Second drive]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11fwumQnRqR9Gy5kP_oYIoCQRuV8MtnNY/view?pli=1 First doc about him]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cslNB0aRnsb9ja09DtjNOdBzL1QBi843QD0x9m1MQKQ/edit Second doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kY2IteapCTmx49inihPOTvSB9gE2lfCE5OJCLfx2Qv4/edit Third doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1usRC-Lann9fWZoqwggIUsKnkoE-56ArqSqAD1Cq04FU/edit Fourth doc]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/This-is-just-getting-worse-If-968783989 His ex-friend's callout to him]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei-952372445 His ex-friend's second callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/chocy-cakie143/art/Proof-Kwisback-is-a-bully-1087981720 One of his other ex-friends' callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/dewdoritoz-official/journal/About-Ricky-P-Formerly-known-as-KaiWei99-926221674 Even the DA Anti-CCP group he joined wants to distance itself from him.]

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==[[The Funny]]==
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==[[ED]]==
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== #PittieNation ==

{{quote|I DONT FUCKING CARE. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT BE F UCKING HARASSED ON MY OWN PROPERTY. TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOGS ITS NOT HARD YOU DUMB FAT NIGGER|[[User:Baka|Baka]]|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/i-got-into-a-screaming-match-with-my-neighbor.4327/post-151834 after being barked at by shitbulls for like 45 minutes straight]}} [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 15:31, 17 August 2022 (EDT)
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Didn't notice. Thanks for the heads up. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 17:30, 17 August 2022 (EDT)

== Quoting the forums? Really? ==

Half those retards don't even edit and it's just a bad look.
In a perfect world the quote should pertain to [[Keffals]]/grooming/[[Phobos|trannies]], etc since it's kind of the whole big shitshow going on across the entire internet and the epicenter of the KF bullshit, especially with [[dying alone|notable]] [[boring|outspoken]] hypocritical [[faggots]] like [[Kirtaner]], [[Hotwheels]], and [[kill yourself|fucking]] [https://archive.ph/DeKxt Phobos] running their aids ridden mouths.

fwiw I agree with weezus but that doesn't make it any less cringe.

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==[[Keffals]]==
Twitter users are a perfect example of what's wrong with [[keffals|society]].

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== Mistyears ==
{{quote|Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks|Some retarded [[twitter]] user's deleted tweet}}

==[[Vaush]]==
{{quote|We've all jerked it to loli at some point or another|Vaush}}
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== LikeICare ==

"It took you an hour to do this?"

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== Mr enter ==

{{Quote|I put it simply: "Perfect Chemistry" is the best modern SpongeBob Episode. And you know the funniest thing about it? It is entirely made out of fart jokes!|[[MrEnter]]}}

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==[[Meepsheep]]==
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[[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]])

==[[User:Macao|Macao]]==
{{quote|all women on ed have dicks|Macao}}
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== Historical Accuracy! ==

I can add details to some quotes.. not just who said it but when and what's reason behind them.... [[User:GARAGE|GARAGE]] ([[User talk:GARAGE|talk]]) 01:21, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

== VideoGameDunkey ==
{{quote|You are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.|[[VideoGameDunkey]]}}
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== boogie meltdown ==
{{quote|I hate being alive, I hate being alive. I hate breathing I hate being alive. I'm in tremendous pain, I'm in tremendous pain. help me help me help me. I'm in so much pain I'm in so much pain I'm in so much pain.|[[Boogie2988]]}}
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:25 29 august 2024.

== tranny chris tyson ==
{{Quote|nothing gets my knob a cranking like some loli|Chris Tyson}}
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== AF ==
{{Quote|Honestly, dating women is gay. Having sex with women is gay.|[[Nick Fuentes]]}}
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== true tbh ==
{{Quote|Most arguments between extremists on the internet are straight pedos versus gay pedos.|Synthetic man}}
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== Null ==
{{quote| Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota.|[[Null]]}}
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:15 AM September 1 2024.

== Randy Stair ==
{{Quote|I can almost guarantee you that Donald Trump will be assassinated. Maybe not this year, but in the near future.|[[Randy Robert Stair]]}}
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:21 AM September 1 2024.

== Amazing Atheist ==
{{Quote|If all of these people died, would the world be a better place? Multiple choice question: A) Yes, B) Fuck yes, C) Hell the fuck yes, D) All of the above. I'm going with D.|[[The Amazing Atheist|TJ Kirk]]}}
[[User:Firatpen|Firatpen]] ([[User talk:Firatpen|talk]]) 20:36, 26 December 2024 (UTC)

== Unknown ==

I recently saw a tweet screenshot somewhere on Dramatica where someone said "I'm just 18 and I already have a Dramatica page on myself!" or similar. I forgot the name, but if someone knows it, I suggest using it as a quote. [[User:Yooco|Yooco]] ([[User talk:Yooco|talk]]) 15:58, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

== KaiWei99 ==

{{quote|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.|[[KaiWei99]]}}

[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 8:45 PM April 12 2025.

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now

2025-04-13T01:44:38Z

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Karl Jobst

2025-04-13T01:26:59Z

CloneStorm:

{{Lolcow2}}
{{Spoiler|Despite Karl being the knight set out to slay the dragon Mitchell, his lance was not as strong as he thought and broke}}
{{ib|[[File:Karl Jobst.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|Karl Jobst}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 7, 1986}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Australian]]  [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Speedrunner, Being extremely cocky, Lying By Omission, and farming content relating to cheaters especially [[Billy Mitchell]]}}
{{Ibend}}

[[Powerword|'''Karl Jobst''']] is a JewTuber and speedrunner who is infected with [[USI]] and best known for creating videos about cheaters in speedrunning and gaming in general. It should come as to no surprise then, that a good majority of his content, most of his focus and attention, would lay on [[Billy Mitchell]], one of the lulziest cheaters in video game history.

That being said, despite the fact that Billy Mitchell is one of the most infamous cheaters and fraudsters, like a fucking dumbass, Karl [[Epic Fail|STILL managed to lose spectacularly in a lawsuit against him]], which would then lead to much of his audience and fanbase to turn against him as the [[truth]] was exposed that the lawsuit had absolutely '''NOTHING''' to do with Karl calling Billy a cheat, but rather that Karl had accused Billy of being responsible for another JewTuber and the [[Golden iPod#2020|Golden iPod winner of 2020]], Apollo Legend, offing himself and becoming [[an hero]].

TL;DR - there's usually a VERY GOOD reason why lawyers tell their clients to [[STFU]] during a lawsuit. Karl's retardedness and inability to realise why, played a major part in his complete downfall, as we later see.

==Origins==
Before Karl started as a average JewTuber, sometime around in 2014-2015, he started off his online journey as a pickup artist and would create some of the most extreme to the extreme [[cringe|cringeworthy]] content relating to quote unquote "overcome social anxiety", accompanied with a book under the name '''Approach Her Now''', which in a nutshell involved picking up women in the most creepiest of ways, and referring to women as "guys".

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|<youtube>3Ghzh5ijEWc</youtube> Viewer discretion is advised for the following cringe
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After the failure of this venture, he would then move on to speedrunning various games, especially [[Goldeneye 007]], which he would start making content about on YouTube in 2017 before quickly turning over to exposing cheaters in speedrunning and gaming in general.

==Content on Billy Mitchell and the fuck-up==
And that's where we move on to his content on Billy Mitchell, which Karl would make several videos about, milking every single bit of him padded out with fluff. Then, on May 26, 2021, in a video titled ''The Biggest Conmen In Video Game History Strike Again!'', he made what would end up being his biggest fuck-up, when he started glossing over what happened to Apollo Legend, and tried to pin his suicide on Billy Mitchell by falsely claiming that Billy's lawsuits against Apollo directly led to his declining mental health and that he was required to pay Billy a lot of money as part of the settlement.

{{Quote|Billy also sued YouTuber Apollo Legend for one million dollars. I haven’t spoken about this publicly, but this lawsuit ultimately ended with Apollo giving in, and settling with Mitchell. He was forced to remove all of his videos about Mitchell’s cheating, and paid him a large sum of money. This left him deeply in debt, which required him to find extra work. But with his ongoing health issues, this was all too much of a burden, and he ultimately took his own life. Not that Billy Mitchell would ever care, though. In fact, when Billy Mitchell thought Apollo died earlier, he expressed joy at the thought. The lawsuit against Apollo was just as frivolous as the rest, and Apollo definitely would have won in court, but again, he was extremely ill and couldn’t handle the ongoing stress.|The quote in question, later removed from the video}}

The [[truth]]? That was not the case at all, Apollo Legend was NEVER required to pay Billy ANY money in the settlement, which had been clarified by Billy himself in a now-private response video, by one of Apollo's family members, and even by fucking [[Keemstar]] of all people.

The allegations would later be removed from the video in June of 2021, and a retraction was later made the following month, though [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppJi6uAstP4 right at the very end of a video that had absolutely nothing to do with Billy Mitchell], hidden away in such a manner that would not be seen by many.

==The Lawsuit, and the Lying By Omission==
Then, in September of 2021, after many threats from Billy about starting lawsuits against Karl, he would finally start one, which was about the false allegations Karl made about Billy being responsible for Apollo's suicide. Karl, knowing full damn well that his viewers would not support him if they knew the lawsuit was about Apollo Legend, tried to hide it as much as possible and tricked his viewers into thinking the lawsuit was about he calling him a cheat.

He would later fraudulently start a GoFundMe to support his defence fund, again not mentioning ANYWHERE that the lawsuit was about the Apollo Legend allegations, thereby his viewers donated to said GoFundMe fund under completely false pretences. Word on the street is, [[Notch]] had also offered to help support him in the lawsuit, but when digging deeper into the details of the lawsuit and finding out that it was not about the cheating allegations at all but was actually about accusing Billy of being responsible for Apollo's suicide, he backed out and stopped supporting him.

This lawsuit would eventually go to trial a full 3 years later in September of 2024 and those closely following the case would know that the lawsuit was all about the Apollo Legend allegations and had nothing to do with cheating, and that the judge would specifically point out that Billy ''already'' had a reputation of cheating and lying, but that Karl had recklessly and unfairly damage it even further by pinning Apollo's suicide on Billy. Though, knowing most of his audience that would take every single bit of Karl's words and are too lazy to research the details of the lawsuit, they would not know about the true nature of the lawsuit until the verdict.

In total, Karl had made several videos about Billy, and a huge majority of them did not mention Apollo Legend anywhere, so ''of course'' his viewers are not going to get the impression that the lawsuit was about the Apollo Legend allegations. A very crystal clear textbook case of Lying By Omission.

==Downfall==
After that, came the verdict from the judge proceeding with the lawsuit on [[April Fools' Day|April 1]], [[2025]]. Right up until the verdict, a lot of his viewers were still under the impression that the lawsuit was all about Karl calling Billy a cheat and had no reason to suspect it was about pinning Apollo's suicide on Billy, and so by extension was expecting a clear slam dunk on Billy. Though, during the verdict, the judge made it a point to point out Karl's cockiness and conduct during the trial, hilariously pointing out that Karl intended to be the knight to slay the Mitchell dragon, but that his lance was not as strong as he believed it to be and broke in the contest. In the end, Billy ended up getting his first ever [[Epic Win]] after a slew of losses and draws, winning A$300,000 for non-economic loss and A$50,000 in aggravated damages.

Of course, now that the lawsuit was over and Karl essentially handed the win to Billy by accusing him of causing Apollo Legend's suicide, a lot of his viewers turned against him, finally started seeing him as the fraudster, and rightfully so. At around the same time as the verdict, Karl [https://archive.is/M8WKf would release a completely unrelated video about some batteries or some shit], and as expected he took the video down within an hour after the comment section hurt his feelings.

Currently as we speak, Karl is working on an [[apology|apology video]], but knowing how YouTuber apology videos end up being massive train wrecks, this one probably will be too. In the end, the apology video will probably just be [[shit nobody cares about]], and Karl will forever cement his legacy as a deceit and a fraud for lying by omission to his viewers about what his lawsuit was about, and giving Silly Bitchell his first [[win]].

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|<youtube>QVaB-P5NuOs</youtube> The verdict, in full
|<youtube>5Df4ApM39Po</youtube>
|<youtube>04gPUYQU26k</youtube>
|<youtube>a5vAemNGOb0</youtube>
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|karljobstgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Karl Jobst thumbnail 1.jpg|A thumbnail from one of Karl's videos that ended up being a prophecy.
File:Karl Jobst thumbnail 2.jpg|Ditto.
File:Fucklawyers.jpg|"fuck lawyers for asking me to STFU"
File:Karl vs Billy.jpg|Go get him, Billy!
File:Karl Jobst wife.jpg|"Oooo husbant you fight Birry Mitcherr and ruse, you broke us financiarry now I have to start doing OnryFans to pay birrs!"
File:Karl Jobst wife 2.jpg|
File:What's this.png|Oooh, what's this?
File:Karl Jobst 4chan in a nutshell.png|The entire situation summed up by [[4chan]] in a nutshell
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>|}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/@karljobst His JewTube channel]
*[https://x.com/karljobstgaming His Twitter]
*[https://www.gofundme.com/f/karl-jobst-legal-defence-fund The GoFundMe in question]

{{Australia}}
{{Gaming}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:YouTube]]

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2025-04-13T01:22:29Z

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== Cow Tools. 10/22/21 ==

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[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 19:22, 22 October 2021 (EDT)

== Pictureofthenow Maskposting/Hunter's Halloween 4/29/21 ==

[[File:Hunter's Halloween.png|300px]]
'''This is the part where you boogie

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'''this is the part where you smoke the crack rocks
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[[User:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia]] ([[User talk:Vinluv A.T. Handesbukia|talk]]) 11:44, 21 April 2021 (EDT)

== Trololololololol ==

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== EDP445 Got Caught being a Pedo. 5/11/21 ==

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[[User:Thegibuspyro|Thegibuspyro]] ([[User talk:Thegibuspyro|talk]]) 10:41, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

==UNITED WE SUCK==

[[File:United-we-care.jpg]]

[[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 01:54, 2 June 2021 (EDT)

== Goatse Track ==

[[File:GoatseTrack.jpg|300px]] 
New Zealand encourages people to spread out and open themselves up during the [[Coronavirus|Chinkypox]] outbreak [[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 20:20, 18 June 2021 (EDT)

== Speaks for itself, really ==

[[File:CoronaVirusMadeInChina.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 19:15, 30 June 2021 (EDT)

== This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew All By Myself And I Am Very Proud And Would Like To Share With You Guys ==

[[File:This Is The Cool Stickman Guy That I Drew .png|300px]]

[[User:Will|Will]] ([[User talk:Will|talk]]) 22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)
22:40, 1 August 2021 (EDT)

== #JusticeforBernie ==

[[File:Bernie-gores.png|thumb|300px|center]]
--[[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 02:20, 20 August 2021 (EDT)

== Make this the POTN soon please soon ==

[[File:911goatse.gif|thumb|300px|center]]
DO IT FAGGOTZ!!!! [[User:Tariq Nasneed|Tariq Nasneed's Weave and Deceive]] 03:46 21 August 2021 (EDT)

--lol naaaah go back to 8kun [[User:Unlikely shitcock|Unlikely shitcock]] ([[User talk:Unlikely shitcock|talk]]) 20:37, 7 September 2021 (EDT)

== Pepsi Threatens Suicide ==

[[File:Pepsi Threatens Suicide.jpeg|300px|center]]

-- [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|50px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]] 15:02, 6 September 2021 (PT)

== thoust am going to snort an mp3 [[User:Basicallybad|Basicallybad]] ([[User talk:Basicallybad|talk]]) 07:40, 9 December 2021 (EST) ==

[[File:thoust am going to snort an mp3.png|558px]]

== Maddox's Bedroom ==

[[File:Maddoxbed.jpg|300px|left|frameless]]
[[Maddox]] cries himself to sleep here each night... [[Maddox#Slimegate|No I'm not kidding either]] [[User:BigMeatHuggins22|'''BigMeat''''''Huggins]] 09:53, 21 December 2021 (EST)

== Alec Klebold 1999 ==

[[File:Alec columbine.jpg|300px|]] I didn't pull the trigger

[[User:Reimu2hu|Reimu2hu]] ([[User talk:Reimu2hu|talk]]) 20:49, 8 January 2022 (EST)

== epicfail.jpg ==
[[File:1636744215281.png|thumb|none]]
[[User:JohnStHelens4444|JohnStHelens4444]] ([[User talk:JohnStHelens4444|talk]]) 23:23, 21 January 2022 (EST)

== Nigger loves killin but hate gunzzz ==

[[file:Iza_luv_killin_white_folks.jpeg]]
[[User:LugsDev|[[user:Lugsdev|Lugsdev]]]] ([[User talk:LugsDev|talk]]) 09:10, 16 February 2022 (EST)
:too much text [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 09:20, 16 February 2022 (EST)

== Current PoTN (2/16/2022) ==

Why is a picture of NikocadoAvocado's [[DO NOT WANT|nude landwhale body]] with his shriveled micropenis visible selected as the PoTN? Isn't there a rule against having porn selected for the Picture of the Now?

And how is that nude photo relevant right now? {{unsigned|7271712417}}

:it's art, but yes you are correct. I'm changing it [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|50px|link=User talk:.wil]] 10:30, 16 February 2022 (EST)

[[File:Bowlingballejaculating.gif|300px]][[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 12:28, 10 April 2022 (EDT)

== Ultra pride ==

[[File:ultrapride.jpeg|thumb|none]][[User:3monthtrolling|3monthtrolling]] ([[User talk:3monthtrolling|talk]]) 10:57, 22 April 2022 (EDT)

== #ArmenianGenocide #NeverForget ==

[[File:mgf.png|thumb|none]]

[[User:Tuberculosis|Tuberculosis]] ([[User talk:Tuberculosis|talk]]) 19:22, 25 April 2022

== technoblade if he real ==

[[File:Technoblade if he real.png]]

I think this stolen meme deserves to be the picture of the now.
[[User:7271712417|7271712417]] ([[User talk:7271712417|talk]]) 11:45, 1 July 2022 (EDT)

== America has fallen ==

[[File:biden2022.jpg|500px]]

[[User:Boibob|Boibob]] ([[User talk:Boibob|talk]]) 04:08, 26 July 2022 (EDT)

== Found a photo of ol' Uncle Snuffles as a kid! ==

[[File:UncleSnufflesDeliverance.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 17:27, 28 July 2022 (EDT)

==Andy Has An Idea==
[[File:Andy-ToyStory-MLP-jar.jpg|400px]]

[[User:CheetahCat7|CheetahCat7]] ([[User talk:CheetahCat7|talk]]) 10:32, 16 September 2022 (EDT)

== LGTV pride ==
[[File:LGTV.jpg|300px]]
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== New Netflix series! ==
[[File:AlfredENigga.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 17:00, 13 October 2022 (EDT)

== This should prove to be an entertaining few weeks ==
[[File:TheBirdIsFree.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 18:15, 28 October 2022 (EDT)
== He is curious ==
[[File:Squidward's free time.png|300px]] 
--[[User:Nicker|Nicker]] ([[User talk:Nicker|talk]]) 5:58, 5 October 2022 (EDT)

== Let the mayhem... begin ==
[[File:TrumpBackToTwitter.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 23:18, 19 November 2022 (EST)

== AI Talks about ED ==
[[File:Ai.png|300px]] 
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== CWC and Ye ==

[[File:CWC and Ye.jpg|300px]]

[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:06, 5 May 2023 (EDT)

== Speaking of CWC... ==

[[File:ChrisChanItWeAgree.jpg|400px|frameless]] 
Now that it's out of the pokey, I'm gonna leave this here, for the next time dear, sweet Chris does something special. 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 16:20, 12 May 2023 (EDT)

== Ebony and Ivory ==

[[File:ebony_and_ivory_prom.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 08:22, 13 May 2023 (EDT)

== $250,000 ==

[[File:oceansgate.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Jewjetter|Jewjetter]] ([[User talk:Jewjetter|talk]]) 01:24, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

== Smugler ==
[[File:Smugler.png|300px]]
Gen Αlpha begins. [[User:AntarcticBear|AntarcticBear]] ([[User talk:AntarcticBear|talk]]) 22:43, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== nazi femboy ==

[[File:nazi.astolfo.png|300px]]

== Flashing Banana ==

[[File:Flashybanana.jpg|thumb]]
[[User:Thumb|Thumb]] ([[User talk:Thumb|talk]]) 22:17, 24 October 2023 (EDT)

[[File:Nigger monkey.jpg|thumb]]

== Damn, Dilbert. ==

[[File:DAMN DILBERT.gif|thumb|none]]

== Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.jpg ==

[[File:Brianna Wu defends publishers in Internet Archive lolsuit.png]] [[User:Bbb23sucks|Bbb23sucks]] ([[User talk:Bbb23sucks|talk]]) 06:59, 4 December 2023 (EST)

== Rate my setup ==

[[File:Cheap_desk_setup.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 10:30, 31 December 2023 (EST)

== Nice shirt ==

[[File:Eat sleep rape repeat.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 15:29, 1 January 2024 (EST)

==Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island==

[[File:Stephen Hawking Epstein Island oil painting.jpg|300px]]

--[[User:Aspergerking|Aspergerking]] ([[User talk:Aspergerking|talk]]) 18:51, 5 January 2024 (EST)

==The Yiddish Catacombs==

[[File:The Yiddish Catacombs.jpg|300px]]

==Palestinian History In A Nutshell==

[[File:PalestinianHistory.jpg|300px]] 
[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|★]] 02:17, 28 January 2024 (EST)

== Freaky bob ==

[[File:freakybob.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 00:13, 5 April 2024 (EDT)

== Shoe hat. ==

[[File:Circlejerk Shoe Hat.png|500px]][[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 19:42, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

== Mein Waifu ==

[[File:Nazicrap.png|300px|thumb|This yellow chink who has a horrible voice is a neo nazi]]

AlpaniaBall--[[User:AlpaniaBall|AlpaniaBall]] ([[User talk:AlpaniaBall|talk]]) 05:45, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

== take a seat ==
[[File:Takeaseat2024.jpg]]

[[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:17 AM, 13 August 2024

== A literal Genshin Impact hate shrine ==

[[File:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|300px]]

[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 11:41 PM, 1 October 2024

== Liam Payne ==

d2s7j0g-50af8373-7eda-41d8-a297-887c31673225

== ED giga chud ==
[[File:ED chad.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 3:32 pm, october 23rd 2024.

== alt right kid ==
[[File:Altrightkid.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:Snuegliffer returns|snuegliffer returns]] 11:02 pm, october 29th 2024.

== Hotel Hell ==
[[File:HotelHell.png|thumb|left]]
[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|LordGrimThInvincible]] 11:00 AM, December 8th 2024.

== The 3 Horsemen Of January 1st, 2025 ==

original art by [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] [[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]]) 19:26, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb]]

== Butthurt report ==

[[File:Butthurt report.gif|300px]]
[[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 22:49, 12 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, that's good
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 21:07, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

== "Fuck lawyers" - [[Karl Jobst]] ==

[[File:Fucklawyers.jpg|300px]]
[[User:Broccoli and Coffee|Broccoli and Coffee]] ([[User talk:Broccoli and Coffee|talk]]) 10:06, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

== Assburger King ==

[[File:Assburger King.jpg|300px]]
[[User:CloneStorm|CloneStorm]] 8:21 PM, 2 April 2025

KaiWei99

2025-04-13T00:17:29Z

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{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|KaiWei99; Ricky-P; ZhouNimaSucks}}
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'''KaiWei99''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jerry Tong Kai Wei''', A.K.A. '''Ricky-P''', '''ZhouNimaSucks''', and currently '''KWisback''') is a {{Age|1999|5|5}}-year-old Malaysian-Chinese '''SEVERELY''' autistic, [[paranoid]] [[schizophrenic]], dumb, [[retarded]], [[attention whore|attention-whoring]], bigoted, cancerous, sociopathic, chode-gargling, [[fanatic]] fuckstain, [[furfag|rabbitfag]], [[USI|self-proclaimed]] [[activist]], [[wannabe]] [[murderer]], [[conspiracy theorist]], and DeviantArt user, who has a [[batshit]] [[fetish]] for [[Winnie the Pooh]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sword Art Online]], [[politics|international politics]], and most notably, the Falun Gong. This [[Azn]] faggot who is infected with maximum levels of Assburgers looks like a long-lost younger brother of Cho Seung Hui with the personalities of A-Log, Chris-Chan, and Spax3 and is a perfect example of why people shouldn't have a sexual obsession with politics. [[Lulz|Notorious for his bitchy rants about Chinese people and products, especially Genshin Impact, after the COVID pandemic, this self-hating chink is known for his blatant bigotry, death threats, stupidity, hate art, drama, and his cancer and promotion of the Falun Gong]], [[Unrealistic Expectations|believing that all Chinese people are Communists and that he could change the world.]] Whenever KaiWei has free time, he spends his time [[fapping]] to [[Shit nobody cares about|Winnie the Pooh, Sonic the Hedgehog, international politics, Falun Gong, and many other shit]]. KaiWei would go apeshit when people call him out for his bullshit or remotely liking [[China]], believing that they are all [[Communists]] who sympathize with [[Mao Zedong]]. [[DO IT|Don’t even think about saying anything good about China (not politically-related) or he will go ape]].

==Life and Deviantart “career”==
Not much is known about this manchild, KaiWei is a sad, overemotional [[ronery]] failed aborticreature who is raised by neglectful [[parents]]. According to KaiWei, he is said to have [[Dying alone|“poor social skills with no actual friends,” but he claims to have work friends and online friends who don't get along well]]. During his childhood, he started jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog and many other shit. Eventually, he also started fapping to Sword Art Online. After graduating from college, KaiWei began to work as a hotel communications officer and show off his disease to take pride in being autistic, A.K.A. proud of being a narcissistic, psychopathic, sociopathic, defective fuckstain. At some point, he began to join autistic NGOs to prove that he is “special.” Before he went on tard raging about China, he loves animals, including endangered ones, and used to make fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters, like the ones from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, GG Bond, and Big-Headed Kid and Small-Headed Father. When he first joined DeviantArt, KaiWei started out as a typical user and posted fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters. Eventually, he created two unoriginal, bastardized [[Gary Stu]] sonas: [[Sonichu|Ricky the Rabbit]], his [[fursona]], and a [[self-insert|fictional version of himself]].

[[Image:Ricky the malaysian japanese rabbit oc by kaiwei99 der61yt.jpg|thumb|right|Original character, DON'T STEAL!!!!]]

[[Image:KaiWei is surrounded by enemies-"friends".jpeg|thumb|left|KaiWei is surrounded by his enemies and the people who pity him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.]]

[[Image:KaiWeiChineseNewyearftPleasantGoat.jpg|thumb|left|One of his drawings in his high school years]]

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|Because I never felt that I have true friends in life. I don't have real friends around me. I am a loner. I have poor social skills with no friends except for work friends who I don't get along well with.
|KaiWei, bitching about not having actual friends.

|Happy Birthday to the one and only #SonictheHedgehog! I enjoyed his games, personality and movies! He is also my comfort character too since I got immersed into his world, games and music from #crush40!
|KaiWei, implying that he’s [[homo]] for Sonic.

|[[No|Just an ordinary Malaysian who is autistic and yet special.]]
[[Bullshit|I am always looking forward to improve myself and other things]], I am a [[cartoon]] and [[weeaboo|anime fan]] [[TL;DR|who loves wildlife and nature! Plus, I also have interests in other activities too! I am looking forward to make friends around the world, while staying away from toxic fandoms and hatedoms!
I am neutral and apolitical, as I am rational enough to know what is right and what is wrong. I detest all kinds of evils and I hold on to my beliefs as a Nichiren Shoshu believer!
I detest toxic fandoms and hatedoms, and also fetishes that which is much more sickening for me too look at! Staying away from them is the only option so that I will feel safe at Deviantart!]]
|KaiWei’s first description on DeviantArt

|An [[original]] character of mine I drew on Malaysia Day. The first of my 12 Zodiac Braves OCs.
Ricky is a [[Furry|half Malaysian-Chinese, half-Japanese rabbit]] who has Aspergers' Syndrome. Ricky may be [[Stupid|forgetful, airheaded]] and a bit [[Emo|emotional]] on some occasions, but in fact, he is [[Lies|responsible, intelligent, creative, kind and yet multi-talented]]. He is quite athletic in sports, and also good at writing and drawing by traditional or digital forms.
[[Nobody cares|Ricky is also a battler who is well above average. He is good at both melee and ranged attacks, as he wields a magic paintbrush and a magic pencil with him as his main weapons, as he can draw out anything to assist him or others in any kinds of battles or situations. He can speak English, Mandarin, Malay, Japanese, and he is learning other languages like indigenous ones.
Having moved to in Japan and lived there for a long time, he returned to Malaysia and because he considers Malaysia as his home. He is very knowledgeable, as he has read a lot of books before.]] Ricky is also a [[Nerd|geeky one]], as he loves cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, and media characters around the world (except for China and Israel, he [[H8|dislikes]] them a lot.) He is compassionate and has a heart for nature and wildlife, as he is very aware and knows how to spread the word and taking action to environmental problems.
Ricky is very [[Insane|rational]], and he knows any kind of motives behind others. [[Shit|He hates injustice and stands up for what is right, and he has good reasons to fend for the others, especially the Hong Kongers and Taiwanese]].
Ricky may look [[Antisocial personality disorder|anti-social]], but in fact he has [[No|a lot of friends]] from various kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and others. He has published some successful books before, just like Geronimo Stilton. He sees Sonic the Hedgehog as [[Gay|his number one idol, and aspires to be like him]].
Friends: [[You don't have any friends|Miraitowa, Someity, Wira, Conor, Doris, Howard, Rafaello, Onder, Rauf, Maisie, Ralfson, Jatko, Alfons, Clara, Hanami, Alfreda, Charlotte, Pierre de Nez, Alex Campbell, (OCs of Royszawa ), and others from most kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and other kinds of media... (He has a lot of them! Quite friendly, isn't he?)]]
[[Enemies]]: Most villains from all kinds of media, Media characters from China (Genshin Impact characters, Arena of Valor characters, Honkai Impact 3 characters, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf characters, etc.) Media characters from Israel (Srulik, Shmulik Kipod, etc.), Media characters from Russia (Masha and the Bear, Nu Pugodi, etc.).
Likes: Cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga, drawing and illustrating, art, J-Pop, yoga, zumba, Japanese anime idols, traveling, cosplay, learning about others' cultures, indigenous people, nature, wildlife, learning, educating others about nature, freedom and peace, strong sense of justice, respecting others' religion and anything spiritual.
Dislikes: Alcohol, black eggs, cigarettes, beef, villains like evil communists (especially Chinese ones), Zionists (like the ones from Israel), those who hurt the environment, nature and wildlife, mousquitoes, cobras, crossdressing and plastic.
|Average Gary Stu description made by our Ass-pie friend

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<center>'''KaiWei singing about having no actual friends'''</center>
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==Neverending “war” against Chinese people==
[[Image:The moment when it all started.jpeg|thumb|center|This started it all]]

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|Support Tuidang!
Read the Nine Commentaries!
Stop all evil Chinese people!
End the evil CCP!
Burn in Hell China!
Burn in Hell CCP!
Burn in Hell Chinese people!
All Chinese people will burn in hell!
|KaiWei’s battle cry against all Chinese people

|Go back to North Korea!
|KaiWei telling a rando to go to North Korea

|You are an evil liar. Liar who deserves to burn in hell because your soul is evil. You are an evil atheist who should burn in hell!
|KaiWei, [[Autism|being his usual self]]

|Please help me, I don't know how to deal with them. There are those evil enemies of mine are NaullushTheLucario, EmberChang, Jojolantern2000, 8000guangtou and @Elinital also criticized me for calling out on China! They are friends of the evil ZhouNima!
|KaiWei, demanding his "friend" for attention to attack his scapegoats

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[[Image:KaiWei_thinking_all_Russians_are_Putin_fags.jpeg|thumb|right|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine being mad at someone just because she's Russian]]]]

[[Image:Severeautism2.png|thumb|right|Drama whoring at its finest!]]

[[Image:KaiWeithesinophobicfaggot.png|thumb|right|KaiWei sure loves being a sinophobe!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticconspiracy.png|thumb|left]]

[[Image:O really KaiWei.png|thumb|left|You don't say!]]

During the [[COVID-19 pandemic]], KaiWei starts baaawwing about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics being delayed and blames it on China, even the people of China. Believing that all Chinese are Communists, he began to have a batshit fetish for politics, especially Chinese ones, and declared war against every Chinese user on every platform he is using, even on DeviantArt, contradicting his claims that he is apolitical. KaiWei also started masturbating to Winnie the Pooh, believing that it’s banned in China and serves as a tool for resistance. However, little does our autistic hero [[Epic Fail|know that comparing Winnie the Pooh to Xi Jinping is simply a joke created by Chinese users and is not actually banned in China. In fact, Winnie the Pooh merchandise is still sold there, and there are even Winnie the Pooh-themed areas in Chinese Disneyland]]. He begins to [[LOL|make fucktarded hate arts of every character in China, portraying them as villains. He sends Chinese people death threats, doxxing threats, forcing them to like Winnie the Pooh and many other shit he faps, making wanted posters of them, pressuring them to be members of Falun Gong and the Tuidang Movement, and ordering them to never buy anything made from China]]. KaiWei even went as far as to tell them to go to [[North Korea]], making baseless accusations that they were harassing [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]], [[Hong Kong|Hong Kongers]], [[Tibet|Tibetans]], and [[East Turkestan|Uyghurs]], and pull many more antics like a typical sperglord would do just to get attention. Instead of taking full responsibility like a real person, KaiWei is in [[denial|complete denial]], claiming that he has never been a racist or a bigot. One of the biggest dramas he experienced involved a person with the username ZhouNima, who is essentially KaiWei's equivalent of the Man in the Pickle Suit to Chris-Chan and Jason Griffith to Spax3. Yes, KaiWei FUCKING hated him so much to the point where he made “wanted posters” of him and wished him to die just because he is Chinese, leading to KaiWei getting banned twice on DeviantArt. He then returned to DeviantArt by making two alts. KaiWei wrote a bunch of [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]] on [[FanFiction.net]], Archive of Our Own, and [[Wattpad]] to [[Sonichu|promote his hate boner for the characters from China]]. Not only did he have a problem with all Chinese people, our hero with ass-burgers also hated all [[Russia|Russians]], believing that they all supported [[Vladimir Putin]] and his invasion of [[Ukraine]]. Does he, deep down, think that everyone, including his own family and “friends”, in the entire fucking universe is a Communist sympathizer or a Putin Stan? Absolutely.

===Hatred for [[Genshin Impact]]===
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|[[Butthurt|Today is the 3rd anniversary of Genshin Impact, and I am not happy. It has ruined almost EVERYTHING!]]
|KaiWei, [[Autism|whining about Genshin Impact]]

|I prefer Tessho Genda over Rie Takahashi voices Hutao. Tessho Genda's Tigger is way better than Hutao.
|KaiWei, overrating Tigger’s seiyu

|I never liked Oshi no Ko, just neutral towards it. Ai Hoshino shares the same voice with the character I hate, Hutao
|KaiWei, talking about Hu Tao’s seiyuu

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[[Image:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|thumb|center|Yes, he fucking did.]]

[[Image:KaiWei believes that Genshin Players are commies.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Fucktard|Imagine calling someone a Winnie the Pooh hater for liking Genshin Impact]]]]

[[Image:Anti genshin impact meme by kaiwei99 deqdv9f.jpg|thumb|right|[[Unfunny|Nice meme]]]]

Yes, our severely autistic Azn hero has a massive hate boner for Genshin Impact simply because the game is made in China. He made [[Trying too hard|various attempts to demonize the characters, especially Hu Tao, and boycotts to the game, just like how one of his American counterparts, Spax3, tried to boycott Sonic the Hedgehog video games featuring Jason Griffith]], especially making a [[Shit nobody cares about|couple of rants about]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|that game being Chinese spyware and propaganda]]. Hu Tao is essentially [[Satan]] to him to the point where he wished her to suffer humiliation and even death. Whenever he sees anyone being a fan of that game, he would call them Communist, even if a fan is from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Speaking of Spax3 and Jason Griffith, like ZhouNima, Rie Takahashi, the voice actress of Hu Tao who also voiced Ai Hoshino in Oshi no Ko, is also KaiWei's equivalent to Jason Griffith. Not only does that Sperg have a hatred for Genshin Impact, he even has a rage boner for Honkai: Star Rail. Like Genshin, it's also made in China. According to one of his ex-friends, when Genshin Impact won Game of the Year, he [[autistic screeching|autistically screeches]], thinking his waifu, Sonic the Hedgehog, deserved to be the winner.

[[File:KaiWei Genshin Conspiracy Theory.png|200px]]

===A Commie himself?===
[[Image:Ho Chi Minh - 1946 Portrait.jpg|thumb|center|KaiWei's secret hero]]

Oh, the [[irony]]. Although our assburper hero absolutely hates China and Communism, he has no problem with [[Vietnam]] being a Communist country, which is truly ironic. He likely doesn’t care about how the [[Soviet Union]] and China supported North Vietnam, led by Ho Chi Minh, during the Vietnam War and the reunification of Vietnam under Communist rule. He even made drawings of Vietnam and requested Vietnamese users, who are probably brainwashed by Ho Chi Minh, to make hate art of his enemies in his war.

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamirony.jpg|90px]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnam.jpg|90px|right]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamdude.jpg|90px]]

==Sperging about everything==
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|When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies. When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies.
|KaiWei, a-logging about My Little Pony

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[[File:KaiWeiGiffanysperging.png|100px]]

[[File:SperglordKaiWei.png|80px]]

Being a typical A-Monster like he is, KaiWei [[tard rage|tard rages]] over everything trivial. He bitches about Monika from [[Doki Doki Literature Club|''Doki Doki Literature Club!'']] and .GIFfany from [[Gravity Falls|''Gravity Falls'']]. KaiWei, due to his autistic delusional fantasies, is being dramatic over Monika, believing that she will possess an animatronic and a TV, similar to how .GIFfany did. After his ex-friend watches M3GAN, he becomes dramatic about M3GAN as well, ignoring the fact that she is just a movie character. He whines about fearing her as a serial-killing robot and even goes so far as to want to “punish“ his enemies along with that character. He even a-logs about all bronies being annoying and literally wants to kill My Little Pony characters with weapons. He hates [[Cory in the House|''Cory in the House'']] because of the "Cory in the House is an anime" joke.

==Drama with his “friends”==
{{fyi|KaiWei wants to kill a minor, who is one of his ex-friends?}}
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|I am still mad at Miau and I just wanna go Super Sonic on her.
|KaiWei, wanting to kill an ex-friend
|Because she is more of a serious type.
And she personality type clashes with mine.
It's hard to befriend her
It's hard to befriend Russians, so how did you befriend Miau?
|KaiWei, [[Bruh Moment|bitching about Miau just because she’s Russian.]]
|And I need to control my emotions and P chill.
Because of your words you said to me Last Sunday, you are a horrible monster!
And I went into a frenzy, with plans to dox, hack and kill for revenge against you!
But thankfully the revenge plans never came true.
You forgave me for my pushy behaviour, and I won't do it again.
And I haven't forgave you for the words you said to me on Sunday, monster.
So what do you have to say to me on the words you said on Sunday night, monster?
Would you like me to forgive you for the words you said?
|KaiWei sending a death threat to Royszawa

|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because [[Forever Alone|I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me]]. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.
|KaiWei, [[Tard rage|tard-raging]] at his ex-friend for attention

|I am targeting you and your family, so I will kill you for money. I will also kill your family too, and I threatened them on Facebook
|KaiWei, wanting to become like [[Cho Seung Hui|his brother]]

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[[Image:You're with me or against me.jpeg|thumb|center|[[George W. Bush|Either you are with me, or you are an evil fake friend!]]]]

[[Image:One of KaiWei's Email threat.jpg|thumb|right|What's next? You are gonna kill your own family for money after they disagree with you?]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticemailthreat.png|thumb|left|[[Fail|Sure, try finding your friend and murder her, despite the fact that you don't know where the fuck she lives.]]]]

[[Image:Jerrychoseunghui.jpg|thumb|left|KaiWei encouraging people to murder for attention]]

[[File:KaiWeitheSeverelyAutisticFaggot.jpg|thumb|right|You do realized that your reputation has already been damaged. More like you want to be an advocate of a sperglords who thinks that having that disease gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want.]]

KaiWei met two people with the usernames Royszawa and Chocy-Cakie143 on DeviantArt sometime in 2022 and became friends with them for a little while. Eventually, he started walking over them by talking about the things that nobody cares about, especially his waifu Sonic the Hedgehog, and demands them to like them, but his friends don't show any interest in them. While they have a lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and other crap, he then pressures them to draw Sonic fanart, including one fanart where [[furfaggotry|Sonic is comforting his Rabbit Sona Ricky]], and animations for him, even when they are busy in their education. KaiWei threw a [[12 year old boy|hissy fit]] and guilt-tripped his “friends” [[LOL WUT|after having a nightmare about a fracture in their relationship. According to KaiWei's exfriend Miau, KaiWei wanted to go Super Sonic on her simply because Miau’s personality doesn’t match his, and he thinks it’s hard to be friends with her just because she’s more cautious and doesn’t smile easily.]] Having had enough with him as well as remote disagreements, Royszawa and Chocy cut ties with him due to his behavior. Instead of moving on and changing his ways, he [[serious business|takes this matter seriously]] and attempts to be [[internet tough guy|tough]], sending death threats, doxxing threats, and making “wanted posters” of them containing IRL photos of them, inspired by characters like John Wick and Bryan Mills. KaiWei even called Royz a “trauma monster” and a Communist over a trivial disagreement. Eventually, Royz made call-outs to this degenerate due to his borderline harassment. In response, KaiWei demands to never call the police and [[delete fucking everything]] about him like a pussy he is, even on Tumblr. At some point, he even used Autism and Chinese New Years as tickets to get away with anything that happens to him. Speaking of Tumblr, KaiWei made a Tumblr account and dubbed himself as “[[Jack the Ripper|Blacknife the Butcher]]” and tries to be [[edgy]], [[LMAO|sending anyone who remotely disagrees with him death threats after he punched a few fucking walls and wants to become a murderer]]. He also encouraged murder and believes that friends are worthless. Royz and the others contacted his parents to resolve this bullshit. KaiWei’s parents responded by admitting that they raised him poorly and promised to monitor him. On YouTube, Royz called him out for his attention whoring, only for him to guilt trip.

===Da beef continues===
[[File:Beefcontinues.png|thumb|center|[[No|He sure did learn his lesson!]]]]
[[File:KaiWeipreaching.png|thumb|center]]
[[Sarcasm|Did KaiWei learn anything and take responsibility for his shit after his drama, and did he let go of his beef with his ex-friends? Yes, he fucking did! He did take responsibility for his actions and became a better person! Of course there is no beef!]]

==How 2 [[troll]] KaiWei==
[[File:Troll meets Kai Wei.png|thumb|left|A dramatization of trolling this autismal.]]

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Like many ass-pies and judging by his behavior, trolling KaiWei is super duper easy, and his reactions are hilarious by doing the following [[for the lulz]]:
*Say anything remotely positive about China (not politically related). Never fails.
*Tell him that he is Chinese himself.
*Say anything remotely positive about the things he hates, i.e. Chinese games and TV shows. Bonus for saying that Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail are the best.
*Draw any fan art featuring the characters that he hates, like Pleasant Goat and Hu Tao, being friends with the characters he masturbates to, such as Old Master Q, Sonic, and Winnie the Pooh.
*Pretend to be a Commie to watch him tard rage.
*Tell him that he is gay for Sonic and Winnie the Pooh.
*Disagree with him in any point regarding the Chinese government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were caused by sympathizers of a liberal communist.]]
*Remind him that Vietnam is a Communist country like China. Bonus for telling him that he is a Ho Chi Minh worshipping Communist for liking Vietnam.
*Tell him that Cory in the House is an anime.
*Spit out the facts that the Chinese people also suffer the same situation as the Uyghurs and Tibetans.
*Tell him that the Falun Gong is a dumb cult and their beliefs make zero sense, and [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/15/nyregion/shen-yun-dance-abuse.html?smid=url-share|that they are allegedly brainwashing and torturing children for their cause]. Bonus for telling him the Falun Gong is no different from the people running the Chinese Government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that his art, including his hate art, is dumb and disgusting.]]
*Tell him that he is a retarded attention whore.
*Treat everything he says like a joke.
*You decide!

==AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI==

Dear Jerry Tong Kai Wei,

By the time you discover this article, you have probably realized that you’re an autistic lolcow. We know about your ridiculous antics on the internet, especially on Facebook and DeviantArt. Yes, nobody, aside from your family and your so-called "friends," is more familiar with your posts and "activism" than we are. The only things you have achieved in your life is that you have a borderline fetish for politics, enjoy being a hate-mongering sinophobe to get attention, shoving the shit you fap down everyone's throats, having a fetish for hating everything made in China, and promoting your stupid-ass conspiracy theories about Chinese games and media that does not contain any politics whatsoever, which made your presence on the internet [[pathetic]]. Your mom is a [[whore]], your dad is a [[shitstain]], your sister is a [[bitch]], your art is retarded and dumb, the criticisms you receive are legitimate, and the only person in the world who thinks he is perfect and has never done anything wrong is you. No wonder why you are raised poorly by your fuckstains of a family. We know that you will eventually discover your Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we won’t be surprised if you: 1) create a wanted poster of Encyclopedia Dramatica, 2) demand that we support the Falun Gong and read The Epoch Times, 3) call us evil Communists or Leftists, 4) find ways to take the website down, 5) vandalize the page, 6) send your army of 13-year-old fantards or your cocksucking "friends" to try to take the website down or vandalize the article, 7) send us death threats like Chris-Chan would, 8) blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, or 9) file a [[DMCA]] against us. You can try to pull these stunts if you want, and guess what? You. Will. Fail. We find your behavior on the internet pathetic and funny as hell.

We know how you use your autism, your emotions, and Chinese New Year as tickets to get away with anything that happens to you. It’s amusing that you believe your actions and xenophobia can be justified by your condition and unrelated factors. It's also amusing that you think you are never a racist. These things demonstrate that you never take actual fucking responsibility like a real person. You don't have to promote your A-Logging, hate-mongering conspiracy theories, and your cancer of fanfics about China and Genshin Impact on the platforms you are using, yet you do. You don’t have to blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, such as Royszawa, yet you do.

Speaking of China, we know about your bitching and moaning about China after COVID-19 pandemic and the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We get it. Almost nobody gives a shit about the [[Olympics]] these days. Yes, you are allowed to hate China. Yes, you are allowed to hate the government. Yes, you don’t have to like Chinese games and media that contain no politics or propaganda. But what you have is a borderline FUCKING fetish, which is truly ironic that you hate fetishes yourself. You said to yourself that you want all Chinese people to burn in hell, right? Newsflash for you, Einstein: You, yourself, are Chinese, and the entire world sees it. You are still a part of those "evil Chinese" that you claim "deserve to burn in hell." If you think that all Chinese are evil, then why don't you wish every single overseas Chinese person, including your own family, to go to hell? Oh wait, you do. You said you like Taiwan and Hong Kong, right? The people of Taiwan and Hong Kong will find you absolutely disgusting, deplorable, and pathetic for your bullshit, considering that they are Chinese by inheritance. In the end, you are a disgrace to all Chinese people and even your own family.

If you deleted all your social media accounts after being busted by your family and realizing that your career is fucked up, those problems won’t go away. Your actions and drawings are still hosted on the wiki [[for the lulz]]. You will forever be turned into a cautionary tale or a laughingstock, just like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Alix Henriol|and]] [[JustinRPG|many]] [[Spax3|other]] [[BlueCatRiolu|sperglords]] [[A-Log|and]] [[Kphoria|lolcows]] [[Atimon|before]] [[Jacob Sockness|you]], even if you return to the internet by creating a new account with a new name like "KWreturns" or whatever. It's funny that despite you downright hated Communism, you have no problem with Vietnam, considering that it is a Communist country like China. You realize that Vietnam, at the time it was North Vietnam led by Ho Chi Minh, was supported by both China and the Soviet Union during the Vietnam War. It's funny that you hate Communists, yet you have a mindset of one. Some “[[human rights]] activist” you are. It’s funny how you proclaim yourself an activist, yet you don’t give a flying fuck about other people’s [[opinions]] on China. You should know that there are people who like China and enjoy Chinese media and games that contain no politics or propaganda but not its government. There are Chinese citizens who are quietly critical of the government and don’t want to get caught by the authorities. Guess what? Having one’s own opinion is a basic human right, do you know that?

That's why we all hate you. You're just a severely autistic, sinophobic A-Logger and Chris-Chan wannabe who deeply thinks that everyone of the entire universe is a Communist.

If you truly want to kill us all and attempt to become just like your deceased brother again after discovering this article, [[DO IT FAGGOT|{{rainbow|<big>'''THEN DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!'''</big>}}]]

Yours sincerely,

The entire observable internet

==His asskissers/“friends” (so far)==
*{{dauser|PantsuLover228}}: A [[Belarus|Belarusian]] failed abortion faggot and fellow politicophile [[masturbation|who is into]] [[Loli|fictional underaged female characters]] and has a massive hate boner to Pokemon and Genshin Impact, despite the fact that he used to have a Leafeon as his profile picture. Defected, no longer an associate.
*{{dauser|toonguy2000|ajkiel89/CityToon/toonguy2000}}: A degenerate who has a fetish for hate art.
*{{dauser|GrikkUltimate2008}}: A [[Finland|Finnish]] [[13 year old boy|14 year old boy]] who makes retarded [[unfunny|reaction/fill in memes]] and [[GoAnimate]] references, despite the fact that he hates GoAnimate.
*{{dauser|Wanghaifeng123sucks}}: A newly joined Deviant and PBS Kids fag who makes dumb fill in memes. There is a definite chance that this user is a minor.
*{{dauser|ZhuangsujuanAUTTP}}: An autistic [[GoAnimate|GoFag]] who has [[Fetish|politicophilia]] like KaiWei and has similar traits to GrikkUltimate2008.

==Gallery of Autism==
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Sure_buddy_you_are_nothing_like_him.png|[[Sarcasm|Sure buddy, you are definitely nothing like Chris-Chan]]
File:KaiWeiextremelevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeihighlevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeiprepandemicart.jpg
File:KaiWeifChineseNewYear.jpg
File:KaiWeiFag.jpg
File:RickyParisfurfag.jpg
File:Rickyolympicfurfag.jpg
File:Rickytheweeaboofurfag.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickyfurfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeiHongKongautism.png|Bro can't stop bitching about the Chinese media characters. You do realize that there are Chinese cartoons that feature Old Master Q.
File:Take a stand against the evil communists of china by kwisback.jpg|Translation: You stand against everyone in the entire universe.
File:KaiWeiTaiwanart.jpeg|Translation: I want you to die, Taiwan, because you have a lot of people who loves Genshin Impact and Pleasant Goat!
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan.jpg|Translation: I hate Taiwan.
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan2.jpg
File:Formosan bears by kaiwei99 deluy8j.jpg
File:The umbrella movement of hong kong remembered by kwisback.jpg|Winnie, Mcdull, and Old Master Q want to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Retarded MegaMan reference made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging.png
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging2.0.png
File:KaiWeitheautismalbitchingaboutNezha.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickytheGaryStu.jpg
File:KaiWeiDisneyStanning.jpg
File:KaiWeihatesBruneip1.png
File:KaiWeihatesBrunei2.png
File:Weeabosperg.jpg
File:KaiWeitellingarando.jpg
File:KaiWeitryingtosavehisownstupidass.png|[[Lmaowl|Imagine asking for hate art of your scapegoats without crediting you]]
File:KaiWeidaSperglord.png
File:KaiWei's cancerous hate art.jpeg
File:Aim to be a lolcow.png|More like you aim to be an autistic [[lolcow]]
File:KaiWeithefalungongfanatic.png|[[No|Falun Gong is more peaceful than you think]]
File:We bare bears nordic style by kwisback djfh9rs.jpg
File:KaiWeiZhouNimascapegoat.png|KaiWei sperging about ZhouNima
File:Autistic wanted poster made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeibeinginfectedwithhighamountsofassburgers.png
File:KaiWeibeinghisautisticself.png
File:Ruthless ruskies by kaiwei99 denu4lf.jpg|Bro even thinks that Russian media characters are evil
File:KaiWei using Chinese New Year as a ticket.jpeg|[[Cool story bro]]
File:KaiWei's hate shrine.jpeg
File:KaiWeihateshrine3.jpeg
File:KaiWei can't stop bitching about Genshin.jpeg|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama.jpeg|He actually punched a few walls according to his mom
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama part 2.jpeg
File:KaiWeiparentsletter.jpeg|Parental neglect at its finest!
File:KaiWeiFalunGongHateList.png
File:KaiWeistansWinniesohard.jpeg
File:KaiWei Email threat.jpeg
File:KaiWeialogging.jpeg
File:KaiWeiencouragingmurderlikeChris-Chan.jpg
File:ThermosvsKaiWei.jpg
File:KaiWeitheAznSpax3.png
File:KaiWei celebrating Ass-burger awareness day.jpg|[[Bullshit|As a #neurodivergent individual, I find myself being special despite the fact that I was told to act normal in order to fit in despite my differences.]]
File:KaiWeitheSperglord.png|Okay, you autismal. You're one to talk.
File:Severeautism.png
File:Severeautism2.png
File:Severeautism3.png
File:Severeautism4.png
File:KaiWeipreaching.png
File:KaiWeiHatesClashofClans.jpg
File:KaiWeiattentionwhoreautism.jpeg|[[Serious Business]] and [[projection]] at its finest!
File:KaiWeitheAznChrisChan.jpg
File:KaiWeiVietnamWeeaboofurry.jpg
File:VietnamuserKaiWeimet.jpg|This is the person who probably worships Ho Chi Minh
File:KaiWeidyingalone2.png|[[Facepalm|"Yes, because I think I don't have any friends online or in real life, so that why I want to become a killer to earn money."]]
File:KaiWeidyingalone.png|"I am afraid of prison" [[Spiderman|You should've thought of that earlier]]
File:KaiWeiCantGetFriends.png
File:KaiWeiNo.png|[[Did I ask?|So do you want to help Falun Gong Practitioners?]]
File:SeverelyAutisticKaiWei.jpeg
File:Autism acceptance day with children s book day by kwisback djhmeaa.jpg|Proof of KaiWei showcasing his ego and narcissism
File:Boycott beijing 2022 with ricky by kaiwei99 dexjpu8.jpg
File:Never forget the tiananmen massacre of 1989 by kwisback dhj3lcw.jpg
File:Beijing 2022 genocide games in a nutshell by kwisback dgyhlwv.jpg
File:Dragon dance for lunar new year by kwisback dgwwgu1.jpg|Sonic clearly wants to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Asian cup qatar 2023 group a by kwisback dgpqgh7.jpg
File:Sos hong kong from the sheep by kwisback dgasw7m.jpg
File:KaiWeiWeeaboo.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboo2.0.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboassburgerer.jpg
File:Australia day by kaiwei99 decydwr.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtogiveJapansympathy.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtosympathizeTibet.jpg

</gallery>}}

===OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:RickyRule34 by Hiennguyen12345.png
File:KaiWeiboobs.png
File:KaiWei's autistic fantasy about losing his virginity, just like Chris-Chan.png|[[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|They came for KW]]
File:Ricky wants to lose his virginity.png|[[Bestiality|She came for Ricky]]
</gallery>}}

===IRL Gallery of Shame===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Kai-Weijumping.jpg|Ass-pie jump!
File:KaiWeicreepyface.jpeg|He secretly wants to murder that girl because he thinks she is a Communist.
File:KaiWeitryingtodrownthatdude.jpeg|KaiWei attempting to push that man into the pool, because he thinks he is a Communist.
File:KaiWeiattemptingtodrownsomedude.jpg|Hey guys, it's yo' boy, KaiWei! Today, I will be drowning that Chinese Communist Heffalump as part of my activism!
File:Hewantstorunawayfromthatasspie.jpg|Look at that horror in his eyes
File:KaiWeiAmericanflag.jpg|You will hate [[America]] eventually
File:Kaiweiandhisenemies-"friends".jpg|He secretly wants to kill them all.
File:KaiWeifakesmile.jpg|KaiWei secretly hates the cameraman because he thinks he is a Communist. No wonder why he has that fake smile.
File:KaiWeigraduation.jpg|KaiWei being deeply jealous of his university classmates being better than him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.
File:PoorAsianboysiwithKaiWei.jpg|These two want to be distant from him
File:KaiWeiTaiwanflag.jpg|KaiWei about to rip the Taiwanese flag after finding out that it has a lot of people who play Genshin Impact.
File:KaiWeilying.jpg|You never learn from others.
</gallery>}}

===AnimeFest faggotry===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
KaiWeiAnimeFest1.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest2.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest3.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest4.jpg
File:KaiWeiAnimefestfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry2.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry3.jpg
</gallery>}}

===“Fanart” and gifts for him===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Pleasant Goat (Happy) and Doraemon.png|This edit of Pleasant Goat and Doraemon being friends will definitely piss that faggot off, use it as your avatar.
File:Albedo and Doraemon.jpg
File:Winnie the Pooh Genshin Impact.jpeg
File:Jerry Kai Wei's reaction if he finds out that he has an ED page.png|[[Take down ED|What KaiWei would do if he discovers his ED article]]
File:RickyTheSeverelyAutsitcRabbitryingtotakedownED.png|A hypothetical art of KaiWei discovering his ED article
File:Ass-Pie jump fixed.jpg
File:KaiWei Chris Chan.jpeg|[[Chris-Chan|KaiWei's future]]
File:KaiWei and his long lost older brother.jpeg|[[Cho Seung Hui|Long-lost brothers?]]
File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|Jerry Cho Seung Hui
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png|[[Bitches Don't Know|Bitches don't know 'bout my activism!]]
File:President Suharto, 1993.jpg|KaiWei's long-lost grandfather and idol, [[Indonesia|Suharto]]
File:KaiWei Sonichu.png|No wonder why his fanfictions are inspired by Sonichu
File:KaiWei being summed up.png|KaiWei in a nutshell
File:Kaiwei and Suharto.png
File:Twitter Rule 63 Sonic.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Sonic, and he wants to [[Fuck|marry him]]
File:Rule 63 Winnie The Pooh.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Winnie
File:Kanga with Hair.png|He wants to marry Kanga so he can poorly raise Roo, just like how Chris-Chan's parents raised their son
File:Supastalin.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees everyone, including [[you]].
File:CommunistEarth.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees the entire planet.
File:CommunistGalaxy.jpg|How he deeply sees the the galaxy.
File:CommunistUniverse.jpg|How he deeply sees the universe. He wants to become the most powerful being in the universe so he can destroy it.
File:KaiWeiThanos.png|[[Thanos|What KaiWei TRULY wants to be]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[A-Log]]: KaiWei has similar traits to this man.
*[[Bigot]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]: KaiWei’s idol and long-lost older brother?
*[[Chris-Chan]]: Despite his claims he is nothing like Chris-Chan, KaiWei clearly exhibits similar traits to him, but he did not fuck his own mother.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Drama whore]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]: One of KaiWei's role models.
*[[Falun Gong]]: A retarded [[cult]] he is a member of.
*[[Fetish]]: What his obsessions are.
*[[Game2Winter]]: KaiWei’s younger brother?
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: One of his idols and who he wants to be.
*[[Ian Miles Cheong]]: KaiWei's cousin?
*[[Irony]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Ljupco Steriev]]: A fellow conspiracy theorist and one of KaiWei’s idols
*[[Manchild]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Mariotehplumber]]: KaiWei exhibits similar traits to him
*[[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]: KaiWei’s other idol.
*[[Sexual]]: What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]: KaiWei has a similar mindset to this 12 year old Sonic stan. Like Sammy, he is also severely infected with high amounts of assburgers.
*[[Spax3]]: KaiWei also has similar traits to this fellow Sonic stan, especially his drama.

==External links==
*<s>{{dauser|kaiwei99}} - His first Deviantart</s> BAAAWWNED, though his art is still available on [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiwei99&sca_esv=b2f9d963cc9ffc90&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS997US999&udm=2&biw=1366&bih=555&ei=ju7VZ--VDca4wN4P0bv8sAY&ved=0ahUKEwjvlMa6gY2MAxVGHNAFHdEdH2YQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=kaiwei99&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCGthaXdlaTk5MgQQABgeSMwEUABYAHABeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQCYAgGgAgSYAwCIBgGSBwExoAcAsgcAuAcA&sclient=img DeviantArt and Google]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210419172814/https://www.deviantart.com/kaiwei99 You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*<s>{{dauser|ricky-p}} - His second Deviantart</s> BAAAWWLETED!!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20220804143643/https://www.deviantart.com/ricky-p You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*{{dauser|zhounimasucks}} - His third Deviantart. Ded and abandoned
*{{dauser|kwisback}} - His fourth and current Deviantart
*[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091240220229&mibextid=ZbWKwL His Fuckbook]
*{{instagram|jerrytong_kw}} - His Dumstagram
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7199109/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei His FanFiction.net]
*[https://www.wattpad.com/user/TongJerry His Wattpad]
*[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jerrytongkaiwei/profile His Archive of Our Own]
*[https://my.linkedin.com/in/tong-kai-wei-343537244 His Linkedin]
*[https://www.thespectrum.my/artist-gallery/jerry-tong-kai-wei One of his autistic art pages]
*<s>{{tumblr|kwwasthere}} and {{tumblr|blacknife-the-butcher}} - His Tumblrs</s> ALL OF HIS TUMBLRS BAAAAAWWWLETED!!!!!

===Other Shit===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1oPF79DovPwIFrHpwm4a8FzpIT7FOxqqt First drive about him]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/16mLbFD0kHuk81GKiA7zaYlztmC53-N_H Second drive]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11fwumQnRqR9Gy5kP_oYIoCQRuV8MtnNY/view?pli=1 First doc about him]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cslNB0aRnsb9ja09DtjNOdBzL1QBi843QD0x9m1MQKQ/edit Second doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kY2IteapCTmx49inihPOTvSB9gE2lfCE5OJCLfx2Qv4/edit Third doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1usRC-Lann9fWZoqwggIUsKnkoE-56ArqSqAD1Cq04FU/edit Fourth doc]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/This-is-just-getting-worse-If-968783989 His ex-friend's callout to him]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei-952372445 His ex-friend's second callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/chocy-cakie143/art/Proof-Kwisback-is-a-bully-1087981720 One of his other ex-friends' callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/dewdoritoz-official/journal/About-Ricky-P-Formerly-known-as-KaiWei99-926221674 Even the DA Anti-CCP group he joined wants to distance itself from him.]

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[[Category: People]]

File:Australia day by kaiwei99 decydwr.jpg

2025-04-13T00:17:00Z

CloneStorm:

KaiWei99

2025-04-13T00:10:33Z

CloneStorm: /* AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI */

{{Lolcow2}}
{{needsmore|drama and lulz}}
{{aspergers}}
{{rainbow|<big>'''YOU ARE AN EVIL COMMUNIST!'''</big>}}
{{quote|Be neutral and good!|KaiWei’s ironic slogan.}}
 
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{{ibhead|<big>'''KaiWei99/KWisback'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Jerry Tong Kai Wei}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Malaysia|Malaysian]]-[[Chinese]] [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link=]][[File:MiniflagChina.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 5, 1999}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Shah Alam, Malaysia}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|KaiWei99; Ricky-P; ZhouNimaSucks}}
{{ibend}}
'''KaiWei99''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jerry Tong Kai Wei''', A.K.A. '''Ricky-P''', '''ZhouNimaSucks''', and currently '''KWisback''') is a {{Age|1999|5|5}}-year-old Malaysian-Chinese '''SEVERELY''' autistic, [[paranoid]] [[schizophrenic]], dumb, [[retarded]], [[attention whore|attention-whoring]], bigoted, cancerous, sociopathic, chode-gargling, [[fanatic]] fuckstain, [[furfag|rabbitfag]], [[USI|self-proclaimed]] [[activist]], [[wannabe]] [[murderer]], [[conspiracy theorist]], and DeviantArt user, who has a [[batshit]] [[fetish]] for [[Winnie the Pooh]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sword Art Online]], [[politics|international politics]], and most notably, the Falun Gong. This [[Azn]] faggot who is infected with maximum levels of Assburgers looks like a long-lost younger brother of Cho Seung Hui with the personalities of A-Log, Chris-Chan, and Spax3 and is a perfect example of why people shouldn't have a sexual obsession with politics. [[Lulz|Notorious for his bitchy rants about Chinese people and products, especially Genshin Impact, after the COVID pandemic, this self-hating chink is known for his blatant bigotry, death threats, stupidity, hate art, drama, and his cancer and promotion of the Falun Gong]], [[Unrealistic Expectations|believing that all Chinese people are Communists and that he could change the world.]] Whenever KaiWei has free time, he spends his time [[fapping]] to [[Shit nobody cares about|Winnie the Pooh, Sonic the Hedgehog, international politics, Falun Gong, and many other shit]]. KaiWei would go apeshit when people call him out for his bullshit or remotely liking [[China]], believing that they are all [[Communists]] who sympathize with [[Mao Zedong]]. [[DO IT|Don’t even think about saying anything good about China (not politically-related) or he will go ape]].

==Life and Deviantart “career”==
Not much is known about this manchild, KaiWei is a sad, overemotional [[ronery]] failed aborticreature who is raised by neglectful [[parents]]. According to KaiWei, he is said to have [[Dying alone|“poor social skills with no actual friends,” but he claims to have work friends and online friends who don't get along well]]. During his childhood, he started jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog and many other shit. Eventually, he also started fapping to Sword Art Online. After graduating from college, KaiWei began to work as a hotel communications officer and show off his disease to take pride in being autistic, A.K.A. proud of being a narcissistic, psychopathic, sociopathic, defective fuckstain. At some point, he began to join autistic NGOs to prove that he is “special.” Before he went on tard raging about China, he loves animals, including endangered ones, and used to make fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters, like the ones from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, GG Bond, and Big-Headed Kid and Small-Headed Father. When he first joined DeviantArt, KaiWei started out as a typical user and posted fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters. Eventually, he created two unoriginal, bastardized [[Gary Stu]] sonas: [[Sonichu|Ricky the Rabbit]], his [[fursona]], and a [[self-insert|fictional version of himself]].

[[Image:Ricky the malaysian japanese rabbit oc by kaiwei99 der61yt.jpg|thumb|right|Original character, DON'T STEAL!!!!]]

[[Image:KaiWei is surrounded by enemies-"friends".jpeg|thumb|left|KaiWei is surrounded by his enemies and the people who pity him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.]]

[[Image:KaiWeiChineseNewyearftPleasantGoat.jpg|thumb|left|One of his drawings in his high school years]]

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;

|Because I never felt that I have true friends in life. I don't have real friends around me. I am a loner. I have poor social skills with no friends except for work friends who I don't get along well with.
|KaiWei, bitching about not having actual friends.

|Happy Birthday to the one and only #SonictheHedgehog! I enjoyed his games, personality and movies! He is also my comfort character too since I got immersed into his world, games and music from #crush40!
|KaiWei, implying that he’s [[homo]] for Sonic.

|[[No|Just an ordinary Malaysian who is autistic and yet special.]]
[[Bullshit|I am always looking forward to improve myself and other things]], I am a [[cartoon]] and [[weeaboo|anime fan]] [[TL;DR|who loves wildlife and nature! Plus, I also have interests in other activities too! I am looking forward to make friends around the world, while staying away from toxic fandoms and hatedoms!
I am neutral and apolitical, as I am rational enough to know what is right and what is wrong. I detest all kinds of evils and I hold on to my beliefs as a Nichiren Shoshu believer!
I detest toxic fandoms and hatedoms, and also fetishes that which is much more sickening for me too look at! Staying away from them is the only option so that I will feel safe at Deviantart!]]
|KaiWei’s first description on DeviantArt

|An [[original]] character of mine I drew on Malaysia Day. The first of my 12 Zodiac Braves OCs.
Ricky is a [[Furry|half Malaysian-Chinese, half-Japanese rabbit]] who has Aspergers' Syndrome. Ricky may be [[Stupid|forgetful, airheaded]] and a bit [[Emo|emotional]] on some occasions, but in fact, he is [[Lies|responsible, intelligent, creative, kind and yet multi-talented]]. He is quite athletic in sports, and also good at writing and drawing by traditional or digital forms.
[[Nobody cares|Ricky is also a battler who is well above average. He is good at both melee and ranged attacks, as he wields a magic paintbrush and a magic pencil with him as his main weapons, as he can draw out anything to assist him or others in any kinds of battles or situations. He can speak English, Mandarin, Malay, Japanese, and he is learning other languages like indigenous ones.
Having moved to in Japan and lived there for a long time, he returned to Malaysia and because he considers Malaysia as his home. He is very knowledgeable, as he has read a lot of books before.]] Ricky is also a [[Nerd|geeky one]], as he loves cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, and media characters around the world (except for China and Israel, he [[H8|dislikes]] them a lot.) He is compassionate and has a heart for nature and wildlife, as he is very aware and knows how to spread the word and taking action to environmental problems.
Ricky is very [[Insane|rational]], and he knows any kind of motives behind others. [[Shit|He hates injustice and stands up for what is right, and he has good reasons to fend for the others, especially the Hong Kongers and Taiwanese]].
Ricky may look [[Antisocial personality disorder|anti-social]], but in fact he has [[No|a lot of friends]] from various kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and others. He has published some successful books before, just like Geronimo Stilton. He sees Sonic the Hedgehog as [[Gay|his number one idol, and aspires to be like him]].
Friends: [[You don't have any friends|Miraitowa, Someity, Wira, Conor, Doris, Howard, Rafaello, Onder, Rauf, Maisie, Ralfson, Jatko, Alfons, Clara, Hanami, Alfreda, Charlotte, Pierre de Nez, Alex Campbell, (OCs of Royszawa ), and others from most kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and other kinds of media... (He has a lot of them! Quite friendly, isn't he?)]]
[[Enemies]]: Most villains from all kinds of media, Media characters from China (Genshin Impact characters, Arena of Valor characters, Honkai Impact 3 characters, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf characters, etc.) Media characters from Israel (Srulik, Shmulik Kipod, etc.), Media characters from Russia (Masha and the Bear, Nu Pugodi, etc.).
Likes: Cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga, drawing and illustrating, art, J-Pop, yoga, zumba, Japanese anime idols, traveling, cosplay, learning about others' cultures, indigenous people, nature, wildlife, learning, educating others about nature, freedom and peace, strong sense of justice, respecting others' religion and anything spiritual.
Dislikes: Alcohol, black eggs, cigarettes, beef, villains like evil communists (especially Chinese ones), Zionists (like the ones from Israel), those who hurt the environment, nature and wildlife, mousquitoes, cobras, crossdressing and plastic.
|Average Gary Stu description made by our Ass-pie friend

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<center>'''KaiWei singing about having no actual friends'''</center>
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==Neverending “war” against Chinese people==
[[Image:The moment when it all started.jpeg|thumb|center|This started it all]]

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|Support Tuidang!
Read the Nine Commentaries!
Stop all evil Chinese people!
End the evil CCP!
Burn in Hell China!
Burn in Hell CCP!
Burn in Hell Chinese people!
All Chinese people will burn in hell!
|KaiWei’s battle cry against all Chinese people

|Go back to North Korea!
|KaiWei telling a rando to go to North Korea

|You are an evil liar. Liar who deserves to burn in hell because your soul is evil. You are an evil atheist who should burn in hell!
|KaiWei, [[Autism|being his usual self]]

|Please help me, I don't know how to deal with them. There are those evil enemies of mine are NaullushTheLucario, EmberChang, Jojolantern2000, 8000guangtou and @Elinital also criticized me for calling out on China! They are friends of the evil ZhouNima!
|KaiWei, demanding his "friend" for attention to attack his scapegoats

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[[Image:KaiWei_thinking_all_Russians_are_Putin_fags.jpeg|thumb|right|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine being mad at someone just because she's Russian]]]]

[[Image:Severeautism2.png|thumb|right|Drama whoring at its finest!]]

[[Image:KaiWeithesinophobicfaggot.png|thumb|right|KaiWei sure loves being a sinophobe!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticconspiracy.png|thumb|left]]

[[Image:O really KaiWei.png|thumb|left|You don't say!]]

During the [[COVID-19 pandemic]], KaiWei starts baaawwing about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics being delayed and blames it on China, even the people of China. Believing that all Chinese are Communists, he began to have a batshit fetish for politics, especially Chinese ones, and declared war against every Chinese user on every platform he is using, even on DeviantArt, contradicting his claims that he is apolitical. KaiWei also started masturbating to Winnie the Pooh, believing that it’s banned in China and serves as a tool for resistance. However, little does our autistic hero [[Epic Fail|know that comparing Winnie the Pooh to Xi Jinping is simply a joke created by Chinese users and is not actually banned in China. In fact, Winnie the Pooh merchandise is still sold there, and there are even Winnie the Pooh-themed areas in Chinese Disneyland]]. He begins to [[LOL|make fucktarded hate arts of every character in China, portraying them as villains. He sends Chinese people death threats, doxxing threats, forcing them to like Winnie the Pooh and many other shit he faps, making wanted posters of them, pressuring them to be members of Falun Gong and the Tuidang Movement, and ordering them to never buy anything made from China]]. KaiWei even went as far as to tell them to go to [[North Korea]], making baseless accusations that they were harassing [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]], [[Hong Kong|Hong Kongers]], [[Tibet|Tibetans]], and [[East Turkestan|Uyghurs]], and pull many more antics like a typical sperglord would do just to get attention. Instead of taking full responsibility like a real person, KaiWei is in [[denial|complete denial]], claiming that he has never been a racist or a bigot. One of the biggest dramas he experienced involved a person with the username ZhouNima, who is essentially KaiWei's equivalent of the Man in the Pickle Suit to Chris-Chan and Jason Griffith to Spax3. Yes, KaiWei FUCKING hated him so much to the point where he made “wanted posters” of him and wished him to die just because he is Chinese, leading to KaiWei getting banned twice on DeviantArt. He then returned to DeviantArt by making two alts. KaiWei wrote a bunch of [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]] on [[FanFiction.net]], Archive of Our Own, and [[Wattpad]] to [[Sonichu|promote his hate boner for the characters from China]]. Not only did he have a problem with all Chinese people, our hero with ass-burgers also hated all [[Russia|Russians]], believing that they all supported [[Vladimir Putin]] and his invasion of [[Ukraine]]. Does he, deep down, think that everyone, including his own family and “friends”, in the entire fucking universe is a Communist sympathizer or a Putin Stan? Absolutely.

===Hatred for [[Genshin Impact]]===
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|[[Butthurt|Today is the 3rd anniversary of Genshin Impact, and I am not happy. It has ruined almost EVERYTHING!]]
|KaiWei, [[Autism|whining about Genshin Impact]]

|I prefer Tessho Genda over Rie Takahashi voices Hutao. Tessho Genda's Tigger is way better than Hutao.
|KaiWei, overrating Tigger’s seiyu

|I never liked Oshi no Ko, just neutral towards it. Ai Hoshino shares the same voice with the character I hate, Hutao
|KaiWei, talking about Hu Tao’s seiyuu

}}</center>

[[Image:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|thumb|center|Yes, he fucking did.]]

[[Image:KaiWei believes that Genshin Players are commies.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Fucktard|Imagine calling someone a Winnie the Pooh hater for liking Genshin Impact]]]]

[[Image:Anti genshin impact meme by kaiwei99 deqdv9f.jpg|thumb|right|[[Unfunny|Nice meme]]]]

Yes, our severely autistic Azn hero has a massive hate boner for Genshin Impact simply because the game is made in China. He made [[Trying too hard|various attempts to demonize the characters, especially Hu Tao, and boycotts to the game, just like how one of his American counterparts, Spax3, tried to boycott Sonic the Hedgehog video games featuring Jason Griffith]], especially making a [[Shit nobody cares about|couple of rants about]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|that game being Chinese spyware and propaganda]]. Hu Tao is essentially [[Satan]] to him to the point where he wished her to suffer humiliation and even death. Whenever he sees anyone being a fan of that game, he would call them Communist, even if a fan is from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Speaking of Spax3 and Jason Griffith, like ZhouNima, Rie Takahashi, the voice actress of Hu Tao who also voiced Ai Hoshino in Oshi no Ko, is also KaiWei's equivalent to Jason Griffith. Not only does that Sperg have a hatred for Genshin Impact, he even has a rage boner for Honkai: Star Rail. Like Genshin, it's also made in China. According to one of his ex-friends, when Genshin Impact won Game of the Year, he [[autistic screeching|autistically screeches]], thinking his waifu, Sonic the Hedgehog, deserved to be the winner.

[[File:KaiWei Genshin Conspiracy Theory.png|200px]]

===A Commie himself?===
[[Image:Ho Chi Minh - 1946 Portrait.jpg|thumb|center|KaiWei's secret hero]]

Oh, the [[irony]]. Although our assburper hero absolutely hates China and Communism, he has no problem with [[Vietnam]] being a Communist country, which is truly ironic. He likely doesn’t care about how the [[Soviet Union]] and China supported North Vietnam, led by Ho Chi Minh, during the Vietnam War and the reunification of Vietnam under Communist rule. He even made drawings of Vietnam and requested Vietnamese users, who are probably brainwashed by Ho Chi Minh, to make hate art of his enemies in his war.

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamirony.jpg|90px]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnam.jpg|90px|right]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamdude.jpg|90px]]

==Sperging about everything==
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|When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies. When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies.
|KaiWei, a-logging about My Little Pony

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[[File:KaiWeiGiffanysperging.png|100px]]

[[File:SperglordKaiWei.png|80px]]

Being a typical A-Monster like he is, KaiWei [[tard rage|tard rages]] over everything trivial. He bitches about Monika from [[Doki Doki Literature Club|''Doki Doki Literature Club!'']] and .GIFfany from [[Gravity Falls|''Gravity Falls'']]. KaiWei, due to his autistic delusional fantasies, is being dramatic over Monika, believing that she will possess an animatronic and a TV, similar to how .GIFfany did. After his ex-friend watches M3GAN, he becomes dramatic about M3GAN as well, ignoring the fact that she is just a movie character. He whines about fearing her as a serial-killing robot and even goes so far as to want to “punish“ his enemies along with that character. He even a-logs about all bronies being annoying and literally wants to kill My Little Pony characters with weapons. He hates [[Cory in the House|''Cory in the House'']] because of the "Cory in the House is an anime" joke.

==Drama with his “friends”==
{{fyi|KaiWei wants to kill a minor, who is one of his ex-friends?}}
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I am still mad at Miau and I just wanna go Super Sonic on her.
|KaiWei, wanting to kill an ex-friend
|Because she is more of a serious type.
And she personality type clashes with mine.
It's hard to befriend her
It's hard to befriend Russians, so how did you befriend Miau?
|KaiWei, [[Bruh Moment|bitching about Miau just because she’s Russian.]]
|And I need to control my emotions and P chill.
Because of your words you said to me Last Sunday, you are a horrible monster!
And I went into a frenzy, with plans to dox, hack and kill for revenge against you!
But thankfully the revenge plans never came true.
You forgave me for my pushy behaviour, and I won't do it again.
And I haven't forgave you for the words you said to me on Sunday, monster.
So what do you have to say to me on the words you said on Sunday night, monster?
Would you like me to forgive you for the words you said?
|KaiWei sending a death threat to Royszawa

|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because [[Forever Alone|I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me]]. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.
|KaiWei, [[Tard rage|tard-raging]] at his ex-friend for attention

|I am targeting you and your family, so I will kill you for money. I will also kill your family too, and I threatened them on Facebook
|KaiWei, wanting to become like [[Cho Seung Hui|his brother]]

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[[Image:You're with me or against me.jpeg|thumb|center|[[George W. Bush|Either you are with me, or you are an evil fake friend!]]]]

[[Image:One of KaiWei's Email threat.jpg|thumb|right|What's next? You are gonna kill your own family for money after they disagree with you?]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticemailthreat.png|thumb|left|[[Fail|Sure, try finding your friend and murder her, despite the fact that you don't know where the fuck she lives.]]]]

[[Image:Jerrychoseunghui.jpg|thumb|left|KaiWei encouraging people to murder for attention]]

[[File:KaiWeitheSeverelyAutisticFaggot.jpg|thumb|right|You do realized that your reputation has already been damaged. More like you want to be an advocate of a sperglords who thinks that having that disease gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want.]]

KaiWei met two people with the usernames Royszawa and Chocy-Cakie143 on DeviantArt sometime in 2022 and became friends with them for a little while. Eventually, he started walking over them by talking about the things that nobody cares about, especially his waifu Sonic the Hedgehog, and demands them to like them, but his friends don't show any interest in them. While they have a lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and other crap, he then pressures them to draw Sonic fanart, including one fanart where [[furfaggotry|Sonic is comforting his Rabbit Sona Ricky]], and animations for him, even when they are busy in their education. KaiWei threw a [[12 year old boy|hissy fit]] and guilt-tripped his “friends” [[LOL WUT|after having a nightmare about a fracture in their relationship. According to KaiWei's exfriend Miau, KaiWei wanted to go Super Sonic on her simply because Miau’s personality doesn’t match his, and he thinks it’s hard to be friends with her just because she’s more cautious and doesn’t smile easily.]] Having had enough with him as well as remote disagreements, Royszawa and Chocy cut ties with him due to his behavior. Instead of moving on and changing his ways, he [[serious business|takes this matter seriously]] and attempts to be [[internet tough guy|tough]], sending death threats, doxxing threats, and making “wanted posters” of them containing IRL photos of them, inspired by characters like John Wick and Bryan Mills. KaiWei even called Royz a “trauma monster” and a Communist over a trivial disagreement. Eventually, Royz made call-outs to this degenerate due to his borderline harassment. In response, KaiWei demands to never call the police and [[delete fucking everything]] about him like a pussy he is, even on Tumblr. At some point, he even used Autism and Chinese New Years as tickets to get away with anything that happens to him. Speaking of Tumblr, KaiWei made a Tumblr account and dubbed himself as “[[Jack the Ripper|Blacknife the Butcher]]” and tries to be [[edgy]], [[LMAO|sending anyone who remotely disagrees with him death threats after he punched a few fucking walls and wants to become a murderer]]. He also encouraged murder and believes that friends are worthless. Royz and the others contacted his parents to resolve this bullshit. KaiWei’s parents responded by admitting that they raised him poorly and promised to monitor him. On YouTube, Royz called him out for his attention whoring, only for him to guilt trip.

===Da beef continues===
[[File:Beefcontinues.png|thumb|center|[[No|He sure did learn his lesson!]]]]
[[File:KaiWeipreaching.png|thumb|center]]
[[Sarcasm|Did KaiWei learn anything and take responsibility for his shit after his drama, and did he let go of his beef with his ex-friends? Yes, he fucking did! He did take responsibility for his actions and became a better person! Of course there is no beef!]]

==How 2 [[troll]] KaiWei==
[[File:Troll meets Kai Wei.png|thumb|left|A dramatization of trolling this autismal.]]

[[File:KaiWeigettingtrolled.jpg|100px]]

Like many ass-pies and judging by his behavior, trolling KaiWei is super duper easy, and his reactions are hilarious by doing the following [[for the lulz]]:
*Say anything remotely positive about China (not politically related). Never fails.
*Tell him that he is Chinese himself.
*Say anything remotely positive about the things he hates, i.e. Chinese games and TV shows. Bonus for saying that Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail are the best.
*Draw any fan art featuring the characters that he hates, like Pleasant Goat and Hu Tao, being friends with the characters he masturbates to, such as Old Master Q, Sonic, and Winnie the Pooh.
*Pretend to be a Commie to watch him tard rage.
*Tell him that he is gay for Sonic and Winnie the Pooh.
*Disagree with him in any point regarding the Chinese government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were caused by sympathizers of a liberal communist.]]
*Remind him that Vietnam is a Communist country like China. Bonus for telling him that he is a Ho Chi Minh worshipping Communist for liking Vietnam.
*Tell him that Cory in the House is an anime.
*Spit out the facts that the Chinese people also suffer the same situation as the Uyghurs and Tibetans.
*Tell him that the Falun Gong is a dumb cult and their beliefs make zero sense, and [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/15/nyregion/shen-yun-dance-abuse.html?smid=url-share|that they are allegedly brainwashing and torturing children for their cause]. Bonus for telling him the Falun Gong is no different from the people running the Chinese Government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that his art, including his hate art, is dumb and disgusting.]]
*Tell him that he is a retarded attention whore.
*Treat everything he says like a joke.
*You decide!

==AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI==

Dear Jerry Tong Kai Wei,

By the time you discover this article, you have probably realized that you’re an autistic lolcow. We know about your ridiculous antics on the internet, especially on Facebook and DeviantArt. Yes, nobody, aside from your family and your so-called "friends," is more familiar with your posts and "activism" than we are. The only things you have achieved in your life is that you have a borderline fetish for politics, enjoy being a hate-mongering sinophobe to get attention, shoving the shit you fap down everyone's throats, having a fetish for hating everything made in China, and promoting your stupid-ass conspiracy theories about Chinese games and media that does not contain any politics whatsoever, which made your presence on the internet [[pathetic]]. Your mom is a [[whore]], your dad is a [[shitstain]], your sister is a [[bitch]], your art is retarded and dumb, the criticisms you receive are legitimate, and the only person in the world who thinks he is perfect and has never done anything wrong is you. No wonder why you are raised poorly by your fuckstains of a family. We know that you will eventually discover your Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we won’t be surprised if you: 1) create a wanted poster of Encyclopedia Dramatica, 2) demand that we support the Falun Gong and read The Epoch Times, 3) call us evil Communists or Leftists, 4) find ways to take the website down, 5) vandalize the page, 6) send your army of 13-year-old fantards or your cocksucking "friends" to try to take the website down or vandalize the article, 7) send us death threats like Chris-Chan would, 8) blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, or 9) file a [[DMCA]] against us. You can try to pull these stunts if you want, and guess what? You. Will. Fail. We find your behavior on the internet pathetic and funny as hell.

We know how you use your autism, your emotions, and Chinese New Year as tickets to get away with anything that happens to you. It’s amusing that you believe your actions and xenophobia can be justified by your condition and unrelated factors. It's also amusing that you think you are never a racist. These things demonstrate that you never take actual fucking responsibility like a real person. You don't have to promote your A-Logging, hate-mongering conspiracy theories, and your cancer of fanfics about China and Genshin Impact on the platforms you are using, yet you do. You don’t have to blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, such as Royszawa, yet you do.

Speaking of China, we know about your bitching and moaning about China after COVID-19 pandemic and the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We get it. Almost nobody gives a shit about the [[Olympics]] these days. Yes, you are allowed to hate China. Yes, you are allowed to hate the government. Yes, you don’t have to like Chinese games and media that contain no politics or propaganda. But what you have is a borderline FUCKING fetish, which is truly ironic that you hate fetishes yourself. You said to yourself that you want all Chinese people to burn in hell, right? Newsflash for you, Einstein: You, yourself, are Chinese, and the entire world sees it. You are still a part of those "evil Chinese" that you claim "deserve to burn in hell." If you think that all Chinese are evil, then why don't you wish every single overseas Chinese person, including your own family, to go to hell? Oh wait, you do. You said you like Taiwan and Hong Kong, right? The people of Taiwan and Hong Kong will find you absolutely disgusting, deplorable, and pathetic for your bullshit, considering that they are Chinese by inheritance. In the end, you are a disgrace to all Chinese people and even your own family.

If you deleted all your social media accounts after being busted by your family and realizing that your career is fucked up, those problems won’t go away. Your actions and drawings are still hosted on the wiki [[for the lulz]]. You will forever be turned into a cautionary tale or a laughingstock, just like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Alix Henriol|and]] [[JustinRPG|many]] [[Spax3|other]] [[BlueCatRiolu|sperglords]] [[A-Log|and]] [[Kphoria|lolcows]] [[Atimon|before]] [[Jacob Sockness|you]], even if you return to the internet by creating a new account with a new name like "KWreturns" or whatever. It's funny that despite you downright hated Communism, you have no problem with Vietnam, considering that it is a Communist country like China. You realize that Vietnam, at the time it was North Vietnam led by Ho Chi Minh, was supported by both China and the Soviet Union during the Vietnam War. It's funny that you hate Communists, yet you have a mindset of one. Some “[[human rights]] activist” you are. It’s funny how you proclaim yourself an activist, yet you don’t give a flying fuck about other people’s [[opinions]] on China. You should know that there are people who like China and enjoy Chinese media and games that contain no politics or propaganda but not its government. There are Chinese citizens who are quietly critical of the government and don’t want to get caught by the authorities. Guess what? Having one’s own opinion is a basic human right, do you know that?

That's why we all hate you. You're just a severely autistic, sinophobic A-Logger and Chris-Chan wannabe who deeply thinks that everyone of the entire universe is a Communist.

If you truly want to kill us all and attempt to become just like your deceased brother again after discovering this article, [[DO IT FAGGOT|{{rainbow|<big>'''THEN DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!'''</big>}}]]

Yours sincerely,

The entire observable internet

==His asskissers/“friends” (so far)==
*{{dauser|PantsuLover228}}: A [[Belarus|Belarusian]] failed abortion faggot and fellow politicophile [[masturbation|who is into]] [[Loli|fictional underaged female characters]] and has a massive hate boner to Pokemon and Genshin Impact, despite the fact that he used to have a Leafeon as his profile picture. Defected, no longer an associate.
*{{dauser|toonguy2000|ajkiel89/CityToon/toonguy2000}}: A degenerate who has a fetish for hate art.
*{{dauser|GrikkUltimate2008}}: A [[Finland|Finnish]] [[13 year old boy|14 year old boy]] who makes retarded [[unfunny|reaction/fill in memes]] and [[GoAnimate]] references, despite the fact that he hates GoAnimate.
*{{dauser|Wanghaifeng123sucks}}: A newly joined Deviant and PBS Kids fag who makes dumb fill in memes. There is a definite chance that this user is a minor.
*{{dauser|ZhuangsujuanAUTTP}}: An autistic [[GoAnimate|GoFag]] who has [[Fetish|politicophilia]] like KaiWei and has similar traits to GrikkUltimate2008.

==Gallery of Autism==
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Sure_buddy_you_are_nothing_like_him.png|[[Sarcasm|Sure buddy, you are definitely nothing like Chris-Chan]]
File:KaiWeiextremelevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeihighlevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeiprepandemicart.jpg
File:KaiWeifChineseNewYear.jpg
File:KaiWeiFag.jpg
File:RickyParisfurfag.jpg
File:Rickyolympicfurfag.jpg
File:Rickytheweeaboofurfag.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickyfurfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeiHongKongautism.png|Bro can't stop bitching about the Chinese media characters. You do realize that there are Chinese cartoons that feature Old Master Q.
File:Take a stand against the evil communists of china by kwisback.jpg|Translation: You stand against everyone in the entire universe.
File:KaiWeiTaiwanart.jpeg|Translation: I want you to die, Taiwan, because you have a lot of people who loves Genshin Impact and Pleasant Goat!
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan.jpg|Translation: I hate Taiwan.
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan2.jpg
File:Formosan bears by kaiwei99 deluy8j.jpg
File:The umbrella movement of hong kong remembered by kwisback.jpg|Winnie, Mcdull, and Old Master Q want to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Retarded MegaMan reference made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging.png
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging2.0.png
File:KaiWeitheautismalbitchingaboutNezha.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickytheGaryStu.jpg
File:KaiWeiDisneyStanning.jpg
File:KaiWeihatesBruneip1.png
File:KaiWeihatesBrunei2.png
File:Weeabosperg.jpg
File:KaiWeitellingarando.jpg
File:KaiWeitryingtosavehisownstupidass.png|[[Lmaowl|Imagine asking for hate art of your scapegoats without crediting you]]
File:KaiWeidaSperglord.png
File:KaiWei's cancerous hate art.jpeg
File:Aim to be a lolcow.png|More like you aim to be an autistic [[lolcow]]
File:KaiWeithefalungongfanatic.png|[[No|Falun Gong is more peaceful than you think]]
File:We bare bears nordic style by kwisback djfh9rs.jpg
File:KaiWeiZhouNimascapegoat.png|KaiWei sperging about ZhouNima
File:Autistic wanted poster made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeibeinginfectedwithhighamountsofassburgers.png
File:KaiWeibeinghisautisticself.png
File:Ruthless ruskies by kaiwei99 denu4lf.jpg|Bro even thinks that Russian media characters are evil
File:KaiWei using Chinese New Year as a ticket.jpeg|[[Cool story bro]]
File:KaiWei's hate shrine.jpeg
File:KaiWeihateshrine3.jpeg
File:KaiWei can't stop bitching about Genshin.jpeg|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama.jpeg|He actually punched a few walls according to his mom
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama part 2.jpeg
File:KaiWeiparentsletter.jpeg|Parental neglect at its finest!
File:KaiWeiFalunGongHateList.png
File:KaiWeistansWinniesohard.jpeg
File:KaiWei Email threat.jpeg
File:KaiWeialogging.jpeg
File:KaiWeiencouragingmurderlikeChris-Chan.jpg
File:ThermosvsKaiWei.jpg
File:KaiWeitheAznSpax3.png
File:KaiWei celebrating Ass-burger awareness day.jpg|[[Bullshit|As a #neurodivergent individual, I find myself being special despite the fact that I was told to act normal in order to fit in despite my differences.]]
File:KaiWeitheSperglord.png|Okay, you autismal. You're one to talk.
File:Severeautism.png
File:Severeautism2.png
File:Severeautism3.png
File:Severeautism4.png
File:KaiWeipreaching.png
File:KaiWeiHatesClashofClans.jpg
File:KaiWeiattentionwhoreautism.jpeg|[[Serious Business]] and [[projection]] at its finest!
File:KaiWeitheAznChrisChan.jpg
File:KaiWeiVietnamWeeaboofurry.jpg
File:VietnamuserKaiWeimet.jpg|This is the person who probably worships Ho Chi Minh
File:KaiWeidyingalone2.png|[[Facepalm|"Yes, because I think I don't have any friends online or in real life, so that why I want to become a killer to earn money."]]
File:KaiWeidyingalone.png|"I am afraid of prison" [[Spiderman|You should've thought of that earlier]]
File:KaiWeiCantGetFriends.png
File:KaiWeiNo.png|[[Did I ask?|So do you want to help Falun Gong Practitioners?]]
File:SeverelyAutisticKaiWei.jpeg
File:Autism acceptance day with children s book day by kwisback djhmeaa.jpg|Proof of KaiWei showcasing his ego and narcissism
File:Boycott beijing 2022 with ricky by kaiwei99 dexjpu8.jpg
File:Never forget the tiananmen massacre of 1989 by kwisback dhj3lcw.jpg
File:Beijing 2022 genocide games in a nutshell by kwisback dgyhlwv.jpg
File:Dragon dance for lunar new year by kwisback dgwwgu1.jpg|Sonic clearly wants to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Asian cup qatar 2023 group a by kwisback dgpqgh7.jpg
File:Sos hong kong from the sheep by kwisback dgasw7m.jpg
File:KaiWeiWeeaboo.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboo2.0.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboassburgerer.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtogiveJapansympathy.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtosympathizeTibet.jpg

</gallery>}}

===OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!===
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File:RickyRule34 by Hiennguyen12345.png
File:KaiWeiboobs.png
File:KaiWei's autistic fantasy about losing his virginity, just like Chris-Chan.png|[[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|They came for KW]]
File:Ricky wants to lose his virginity.png|[[Bestiality|She came for Ricky]]
</gallery>}}

===IRL Gallery of Shame===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Kai-Weijumping.jpg|Ass-pie jump!
File:KaiWeicreepyface.jpeg|He secretly wants to murder that girl because he thinks she is a Communist.
File:KaiWeitryingtodrownthatdude.jpeg|KaiWei attempting to push that man into the pool, because he thinks he is a Communist.
File:KaiWeiattemptingtodrownsomedude.jpg|Hey guys, it's yo' boy, KaiWei! Today, I will be drowning that Chinese Communist Heffalump as part of my activism!
File:Hewantstorunawayfromthatasspie.jpg|Look at that horror in his eyes
File:KaiWeiAmericanflag.jpg|You will hate [[America]] eventually
File:Kaiweiandhisenemies-"friends".jpg|He secretly wants to kill them all.
File:KaiWeifakesmile.jpg|KaiWei secretly hates the cameraman because he thinks he is a Communist. No wonder why he has that fake smile.
File:KaiWeigraduation.jpg|KaiWei being deeply jealous of his university classmates being better than him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.
File:PoorAsianboysiwithKaiWei.jpg|These two want to be distant from him
File:KaiWeiTaiwanflag.jpg|KaiWei about to rip the Taiwanese flag after finding out that it has a lot of people who play Genshin Impact.
File:KaiWeilying.jpg|You never learn from others.
</gallery>}}

===AnimeFest faggotry===
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File:KaiWeiAnimefestfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry2.jpg
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===“Fanart” and gifts for him===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Pleasant Goat (Happy) and Doraemon.png|This edit of Pleasant Goat and Doraemon being friends will definitely piss that faggot off, use it as your avatar.
File:Albedo and Doraemon.jpg
File:Winnie the Pooh Genshin Impact.jpeg
File:Jerry Kai Wei's reaction if he finds out that he has an ED page.png|[[Take down ED|What KaiWei would do if he discovers his ED article]]
File:RickyTheSeverelyAutsitcRabbitryingtotakedownED.png|A hypothetical art of KaiWei discovering his ED article
File:Ass-Pie jump fixed.jpg
File:KaiWei Chris Chan.jpeg|[[Chris-Chan|KaiWei's future]]
File:KaiWei and his long lost older brother.jpeg|[[Cho Seung Hui|Long-lost brothers?]]
File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|Jerry Cho Seung Hui
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png|[[Bitches Don't Know|Bitches don't know 'bout my activism!]]
File:President Suharto, 1993.jpg|KaiWei's long-lost grandfather and idol, [[Indonesia|Suharto]]
File:KaiWei Sonichu.png|No wonder why his fanfictions are inspired by Sonichu
File:KaiWei being summed up.png|KaiWei in a nutshell
File:Kaiwei and Suharto.png
File:Twitter Rule 63 Sonic.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Sonic, and he wants to [[Fuck|marry him]]
File:Rule 63 Winnie The Pooh.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Winnie
File:Kanga with Hair.png|He wants to marry Kanga so he can poorly raise Roo, just like how Chris-Chan's parents raised their son
File:Supastalin.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees everyone, including [[you]].
File:CommunistEarth.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees the entire planet.
File:CommunistGalaxy.jpg|How he deeply sees the the galaxy.
File:CommunistUniverse.jpg|How he deeply sees the universe. He wants to become the most powerful being in the universe so he can destroy it.
File:KaiWeiThanos.png|[[Thanos|What KaiWei TRULY wants to be]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[A-Log]]: KaiWei has similar traits to this man.
*[[Bigot]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]: KaiWei’s idol and long-lost older brother?
*[[Chris-Chan]]: Despite his claims he is nothing like Chris-Chan, KaiWei clearly exhibits similar traits to him, but he did not fuck his own mother.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Drama whore]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]: One of KaiWei's role models.
*[[Falun Gong]]: A retarded [[cult]] he is a member of.
*[[Fetish]]: What his obsessions are.
*[[Game2Winter]]: KaiWei’s younger brother?
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: One of his idols and who he wants to be.
*[[Ian Miles Cheong]]: KaiWei's cousin?
*[[Irony]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Ljupco Steriev]]: A fellow conspiracy theorist and one of KaiWei’s idols
*[[Manchild]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Mariotehplumber]]: KaiWei exhibits similar traits to him
*[[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]: KaiWei’s other idol.
*[[Sexual]]: What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]: KaiWei has a similar mindset to this 12 year old Sonic stan. Like Sammy, he is also severely infected with high amounts of assburgers.
*[[Spax3]]: KaiWei also has similar traits to this fellow Sonic stan, especially his drama.

==External links==
*<s>{{dauser|kaiwei99}} - His first Deviantart</s> BAAAWWNED, though his art is still available on [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiwei99&sca_esv=b2f9d963cc9ffc90&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS997US999&udm=2&biw=1366&bih=555&ei=ju7VZ--VDca4wN4P0bv8sAY&ved=0ahUKEwjvlMa6gY2MAxVGHNAFHdEdH2YQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=kaiwei99&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCGthaXdlaTk5MgQQABgeSMwEUABYAHABeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQCYAgGgAgSYAwCIBgGSBwExoAcAsgcAuAcA&sclient=img DeviantArt and Google]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210419172814/https://www.deviantart.com/kaiwei99 You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*<s>{{dauser|ricky-p}} - His second Deviantart</s> BAAAWWLETED!!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20220804143643/https://www.deviantart.com/ricky-p You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*{{dauser|zhounimasucks}} - His third Deviantart. Ded and abandoned
*{{dauser|kwisback}} - His fourth and current Deviantart
*[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091240220229&mibextid=ZbWKwL His Fuckbook]
*{{instagram|jerrytong_kw}} - His Dumstagram
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7199109/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei His FanFiction.net]
*[https://www.wattpad.com/user/TongJerry His Wattpad]
*[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jerrytongkaiwei/profile His Archive of Our Own]
*[https://my.linkedin.com/in/tong-kai-wei-343537244 His Linkedin]
*[https://www.thespectrum.my/artist-gallery/jerry-tong-kai-wei One of his autistic art pages]
*<s>{{tumblr|kwwasthere}} and {{tumblr|blacknife-the-butcher}} - His Tumblrs</s> ALL OF HIS TUMBLRS BAAAAAWWWLETED!!!!!

===Other Shit===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1oPF79DovPwIFrHpwm4a8FzpIT7FOxqqt First drive about him]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/16mLbFD0kHuk81GKiA7zaYlztmC53-N_H Second drive]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11fwumQnRqR9Gy5kP_oYIoCQRuV8MtnNY/view?pli=1 First doc about him]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cslNB0aRnsb9ja09DtjNOdBzL1QBi843QD0x9m1MQKQ/edit Second doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kY2IteapCTmx49inihPOTvSB9gE2lfCE5OJCLfx2Qv4/edit Third doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1usRC-Lann9fWZoqwggIUsKnkoE-56ArqSqAD1Cq04FU/edit Fourth doc]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/This-is-just-getting-worse-If-968783989 His ex-friend's callout to him]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei-952372445 His ex-friend's second callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/chocy-cakie143/art/Proof-Kwisback-is-a-bully-1087981720 One of his other ex-friends' callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/dewdoritoz-official/journal/About-Ricky-P-Formerly-known-as-KaiWei99-926221674 Even the DA Anti-CCP group he joined wants to distance itself from him.]

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[[Category: People]]

KaiWei99

2025-04-13T00:07:54Z

CloneStorm:

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{{needsmore|drama and lulz}}
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{{rainbow|<big>'''YOU ARE AN EVIL COMMUNIST!'''</big>}}
{{quote|Be neutral and good!|KaiWei’s ironic slogan.}}
 
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{{ibhead|<big>'''KaiWei99/KWisback'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Jerry Tong Kai Wei}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Malaysia|Malaysian]]-[[Chinese]] [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link=]][[File:MiniflagChina.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 5, 1999}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Shah Alam, Malaysia}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|KaiWei99; Ricky-P; ZhouNimaSucks}}
{{ibend}}
'''KaiWei99''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jerry Tong Kai Wei''', A.K.A. '''Ricky-P''', '''ZhouNimaSucks''', and currently '''KWisback''') is a {{Age|1999|5|5}}-year-old Malaysian-Chinese '''SEVERELY''' autistic, [[paranoid]] [[schizophrenic]], dumb, [[retarded]], [[attention whore|attention-whoring]], bigoted, cancerous, sociopathic, chode-gargling, [[fanatic]] fuckstain, [[furfag|rabbitfag]], [[USI|self-proclaimed]] [[activist]], [[wannabe]] [[murderer]], [[conspiracy theorist]], and DeviantArt user, who has a [[batshit]] [[fetish]] for [[Winnie the Pooh]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Sword Art Online]], [[politics|international politics]], and most notably, the Falun Gong. This [[Azn]] faggot who is infected with maximum levels of Assburgers looks like a long-lost younger brother of Cho Seung Hui with the personalities of A-Log, Chris-Chan, and Spax3 and is a perfect example of why people shouldn't have a sexual obsession with politics. [[Lulz|Notorious for his bitchy rants about Chinese people and products, especially Genshin Impact, after the COVID pandemic, this self-hating chink is known for his blatant bigotry, death threats, stupidity, hate art, drama, and his cancer and promotion of the Falun Gong]], [[Unrealistic Expectations|believing that all Chinese people are Communists and that he could change the world.]] Whenever KaiWei has free time, he spends his time [[fapping]] to [[Shit nobody cares about|Winnie the Pooh, Sonic the Hedgehog, international politics, Falun Gong, and many other shit]]. KaiWei would go apeshit when people call him out for his bullshit or remotely liking [[China]], believing that they are all [[Communists]] who sympathize with [[Mao Zedong]]. [[DO IT|Don’t even think about saying anything good about China (not politically-related) or he will go ape]].

==Life and Deviantart “career”==
Not much is known about this manchild, KaiWei is a sad, overemotional [[ronery]] failed aborticreature who is raised by neglectful [[parents]]. According to KaiWei, he is said to have [[Dying alone|“poor social skills with no actual friends,” but he claims to have work friends and online friends who don't get along well]]. During his childhood, he started jacking off to Sonic the Hedgehog and many other shit. Eventually, he also started fapping to Sword Art Online. After graduating from college, KaiWei began to work as a hotel communications officer and show off his disease to take pride in being autistic, A.K.A. proud of being a narcissistic, psychopathic, sociopathic, defective fuckstain. At some point, he began to join autistic NGOs to prove that he is “special.” Before he went on tard raging about China, he loves animals, including endangered ones, and used to make fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters, like the ones from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, GG Bond, and Big-Headed Kid and Small-Headed Father. When he first joined DeviantArt, KaiWei started out as a typical user and posted fanarts of Chinese cartoon characters. Eventually, he created two unoriginal, bastardized [[Gary Stu]] sonas: [[Sonichu|Ricky the Rabbit]], his [[fursona]], and a [[self-insert|fictional version of himself]].

[[Image:Ricky the malaysian japanese rabbit oc by kaiwei99 der61yt.jpg|thumb|right|Original character, DON'T STEAL!!!!]]

[[Image:KaiWei is surrounded by enemies-"friends".jpeg|thumb|left|KaiWei is surrounded by his enemies and the people who pity him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.]]

[[Image:KaiWeiChineseNewyearftPleasantGoat.jpg|thumb|left|One of his drawings in his high school years]]

<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;

|Because I never felt that I have true friends in life. I don't have real friends around me. I am a loner. I have poor social skills with no friends except for work friends who I don't get along well with.
|KaiWei, bitching about not having actual friends.

|Happy Birthday to the one and only #SonictheHedgehog! I enjoyed his games, personality and movies! He is also my comfort character too since I got immersed into his world, games and music from #crush40!
|KaiWei, implying that he’s [[homo]] for Sonic.

|[[No|Just an ordinary Malaysian who is autistic and yet special.]]
[[Bullshit|I am always looking forward to improve myself and other things]], I am a [[cartoon]] and [[weeaboo|anime fan]] [[TL;DR|who loves wildlife and nature! Plus, I also have interests in other activities too! I am looking forward to make friends around the world, while staying away from toxic fandoms and hatedoms!
I am neutral and apolitical, as I am rational enough to know what is right and what is wrong. I detest all kinds of evils and I hold on to my beliefs as a Nichiren Shoshu believer!
I detest toxic fandoms and hatedoms, and also fetishes that which is much more sickening for me too look at! Staying away from them is the only option so that I will feel safe at Deviantart!]]
|KaiWei’s first description on DeviantArt

|An [[original]] character of mine I drew on Malaysia Day. The first of my 12 Zodiac Braves OCs.
Ricky is a [[Furry|half Malaysian-Chinese, half-Japanese rabbit]] who has Aspergers' Syndrome. Ricky may be [[Stupid|forgetful, airheaded]] and a bit [[Emo|emotional]] on some occasions, but in fact, he is [[Lies|responsible, intelligent, creative, kind and yet multi-talented]]. He is quite athletic in sports, and also good at writing and drawing by traditional or digital forms.
[[Nobody cares|Ricky is also a battler who is well above average. He is good at both melee and ranged attacks, as he wields a magic paintbrush and a magic pencil with him as his main weapons, as he can draw out anything to assist him or others in any kinds of battles or situations. He can speak English, Mandarin, Malay, Japanese, and he is learning other languages like indigenous ones.
Having moved to in Japan and lived there for a long time, he returned to Malaysia and because he considers Malaysia as his home. He is very knowledgeable, as he has read a lot of books before.]] Ricky is also a [[Nerd|geeky one]], as he loves cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, and media characters around the world (except for China and Israel, he [[H8|dislikes]] them a lot.) He is compassionate and has a heart for nature and wildlife, as he is very aware and knows how to spread the word and taking action to environmental problems.
Ricky is very [[Insane|rational]], and he knows any kind of motives behind others. [[Shit|He hates injustice and stands up for what is right, and he has good reasons to fend for the others, especially the Hong Kongers and Taiwanese]].
Ricky may look [[Antisocial personality disorder|anti-social]], but in fact he has [[No|a lot of friends]] from various kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and others. He has published some successful books before, just like Geronimo Stilton. He sees Sonic the Hedgehog as [[Gay|his number one idol, and aspires to be like him]].
Friends: [[You don't have any friends|Miraitowa, Someity, Wira, Conor, Doris, Howard, Rafaello, Onder, Rauf, Maisie, Ralfson, Jatko, Alfons, Clara, Hanami, Alfreda, Charlotte, Pierre de Nez, Alex Campbell, (OCs of Royszawa ), and others from most kinds of cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga and other kinds of media... (He has a lot of them! Quite friendly, isn't he?)]]
[[Enemies]]: Most villains from all kinds of media, Media characters from China (Genshin Impact characters, Arena of Valor characters, Honkai Impact 3 characters, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf characters, etc.) Media characters from Israel (Srulik, Shmulik Kipod, etc.), Media characters from Russia (Masha and the Bear, Nu Pugodi, etc.).
Likes: Cartoons, anime, books, games, comics, manga, drawing and illustrating, art, J-Pop, yoga, zumba, Japanese anime idols, traveling, cosplay, learning about others' cultures, indigenous people, nature, wildlife, learning, educating others about nature, freedom and peace, strong sense of justice, respecting others' religion and anything spiritual.
Dislikes: Alcohol, black eggs, cigarettes, beef, villains like evil communists (especially Chinese ones), Zionists (like the ones from Israel), those who hurt the environment, nature and wildlife, mousquitoes, cobras, crossdressing and plastic.
|Average Gary Stu description made by our Ass-pie friend

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<center>'''KaiWei singing about having no actual friends'''</center>
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==Neverending “war” against Chinese people==
[[Image:The moment when it all started.jpeg|thumb|center|This started it all]]

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|Support Tuidang!
Read the Nine Commentaries!
Stop all evil Chinese people!
End the evil CCP!
Burn in Hell China!
Burn in Hell CCP!
Burn in Hell Chinese people!
All Chinese people will burn in hell!
|KaiWei’s battle cry against all Chinese people

|Go back to North Korea!
|KaiWei telling a rando to go to North Korea

|You are an evil liar. Liar who deserves to burn in hell because your soul is evil. You are an evil atheist who should burn in hell!
|KaiWei, [[Autism|being his usual self]]

|Please help me, I don't know how to deal with them. There are those evil enemies of mine are NaullushTheLucario, EmberChang, Jojolantern2000, 8000guangtou and @Elinital also criticized me for calling out on China! They are friends of the evil ZhouNima!
|KaiWei, demanding his "friend" for attention to attack his scapegoats

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[[Image:KaiWei_thinking_all_Russians_are_Putin_fags.jpeg|thumb|right|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Imagine being mad at someone just because she's Russian]]]]

[[Image:Severeautism2.png|thumb|right|Drama whoring at its finest!]]

[[Image:KaiWeithesinophobicfaggot.png|thumb|right|KaiWei sure loves being a sinophobe!]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticconspiracy.png|thumb|left]]

[[Image:O really KaiWei.png|thumb|left|You don't say!]]

During the [[COVID-19 pandemic]], KaiWei starts baaawwing about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics being delayed and blames it on China, even the people of China. Believing that all Chinese are Communists, he began to have a batshit fetish for politics, especially Chinese ones, and declared war against every Chinese user on every platform he is using, even on DeviantArt, contradicting his claims that he is apolitical. KaiWei also started masturbating to Winnie the Pooh, believing that it’s banned in China and serves as a tool for resistance. However, little does our autistic hero [[Epic Fail|know that comparing Winnie the Pooh to Xi Jinping is simply a joke created by Chinese users and is not actually banned in China. In fact, Winnie the Pooh merchandise is still sold there, and there are even Winnie the Pooh-themed areas in Chinese Disneyland]]. He begins to [[LOL|make fucktarded hate arts of every character in China, portraying them as villains. He sends Chinese people death threats, doxxing threats, forcing them to like Winnie the Pooh and many other shit he faps, making wanted posters of them, pressuring them to be members of Falun Gong and the Tuidang Movement, and ordering them to never buy anything made from China]]. KaiWei even went as far as to tell them to go to [[North Korea]], making baseless accusations that they were harassing [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]], [[Hong Kong|Hong Kongers]], [[Tibet|Tibetans]], and [[East Turkestan|Uyghurs]], and pull many more antics like a typical sperglord would do just to get attention. Instead of taking full responsibility like a real person, KaiWei is in [[denial|complete denial]], claiming that he has never been a racist or a bigot. One of the biggest dramas he experienced involved a person with the username ZhouNima, who is essentially KaiWei's equivalent of the Man in the Pickle Suit to Chris-Chan and Jason Griffith to Spax3. Yes, KaiWei FUCKING hated him so much to the point where he made “wanted posters” of him and wished him to die just because he is Chinese, leading to KaiWei getting banned twice on DeviantArt. He then returned to DeviantArt by making two alts. KaiWei wrote a bunch of [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]] on [[FanFiction.net]], Archive of Our Own, and [[Wattpad]] to [[Sonichu|promote his hate boner for the characters from China]]. Not only did he have a problem with all Chinese people, our hero with ass-burgers also hated all [[Russia|Russians]], believing that they all supported [[Vladimir Putin]] and his invasion of [[Ukraine]]. Does he, deep down, think that everyone, including his own family and “friends”, in the entire fucking universe is a Communist sympathizer or a Putin Stan? Absolutely.

===Hatred for [[Genshin Impact]]===
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|[[Butthurt|Today is the 3rd anniversary of Genshin Impact, and I am not happy. It has ruined almost EVERYTHING!]]
|KaiWei, [[Autism|whining about Genshin Impact]]

|I prefer Tessho Genda over Rie Takahashi voices Hutao. Tessho Genda's Tigger is way better than Hutao.
|KaiWei, overrating Tigger’s seiyu

|I never liked Oshi no Ko, just neutral towards it. Ai Hoshino shares the same voice with the character I hate, Hutao
|KaiWei, talking about Hu Tao’s seiyuu

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[[Image:KaiWei's hate shrine to Genshin Impact.jpeg|thumb|center|Yes, he fucking did.]]

[[Image:KaiWei believes that Genshin Players are commies.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Fucktard|Imagine calling someone a Winnie the Pooh hater for liking Genshin Impact]]]]

[[Image:Anti genshin impact meme by kaiwei99 deqdv9f.jpg|thumb|right|[[Unfunny|Nice meme]]]]

Yes, our severely autistic Azn hero has a massive hate boner for Genshin Impact simply because the game is made in China. He made [[Trying too hard|various attempts to demonize the characters, especially Hu Tao, and boycotts to the game, just like how one of his American counterparts, Spax3, tried to boycott Sonic the Hedgehog video games featuring Jason Griffith]], especially making a [[Shit nobody cares about|couple of rants about]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|that game being Chinese spyware and propaganda]]. Hu Tao is essentially [[Satan]] to him to the point where he wished her to suffer humiliation and even death. Whenever he sees anyone being a fan of that game, he would call them Communist, even if a fan is from Hong Kong or Taiwan. Speaking of Spax3 and Jason Griffith, like ZhouNima, Rie Takahashi, the voice actress of Hu Tao who also voiced Ai Hoshino in Oshi no Ko, is also KaiWei's equivalent to Jason Griffith. Not only does that Sperg have a hatred for Genshin Impact, he even has a rage boner for Honkai: Star Rail. Like Genshin, it's also made in China. According to one of his ex-friends, when Genshin Impact won Game of the Year, he [[autistic screeching|autistically screeches]], thinking his waifu, Sonic the Hedgehog, deserved to be the winner.

[[File:KaiWei Genshin Conspiracy Theory.png|200px]]

===A Commie himself?===
[[Image:Ho Chi Minh - 1946 Portrait.jpg|thumb|center|KaiWei's secret hero]]

Oh, the [[irony]]. Although our assburper hero absolutely hates China and Communism, he has no problem with [[Vietnam]] being a Communist country, which is truly ironic. He likely doesn’t care about how the [[Soviet Union]] and China supported North Vietnam, led by Ho Chi Minh, during the Vietnam War and the reunification of Vietnam under Communist rule. He even made drawings of Vietnam and requested Vietnamese users, who are probably brainwashed by Ho Chi Minh, to make hate art of his enemies in his war.

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamirony.jpg|90px]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnam.jpg|90px|right]]

[[File:KaiWeiVietnamdude.jpg|90px]]

==Sperging about everything==
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|When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies. When I think of MLP, it makes me want to use all kinds of weapons like monster trucks to chase and run over ponies.
|KaiWei, a-logging about My Little Pony

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[[File:KaiWeiGiffanysperging.png|100px]]

[[File:SperglordKaiWei.png|80px]]

Being a typical A-Monster like he is, KaiWei [[tard rage|tard rages]] over everything trivial. He bitches about Monika from [[Doki Doki Literature Club|''Doki Doki Literature Club!'']] and .GIFfany from [[Gravity Falls|''Gravity Falls'']]. KaiWei, due to his autistic delusional fantasies, is being dramatic over Monika, believing that she will possess an animatronic and a TV, similar to how .GIFfany did. After his ex-friend watches M3GAN, he becomes dramatic about M3GAN as well, ignoring the fact that she is just a movie character. He whines about fearing her as a serial-killing robot and even goes so far as to want to “punish“ his enemies along with that character. He even a-logs about all bronies being annoying and literally wants to kill My Little Pony characters with weapons. He hates [[Cory in the House|''Cory in the House'']] because of the "Cory in the House is an anime" joke.

==Drama with his “friends”==
{{fyi|KaiWei wants to kill a minor, who is one of his ex-friends?}}
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|I am still mad at Miau and I just wanna go Super Sonic on her.
|KaiWei, wanting to kill an ex-friend
|Because she is more of a serious type.
And she personality type clashes with mine.
It's hard to befriend her
It's hard to befriend Russians, so how did you befriend Miau?
|KaiWei, [[Bruh Moment|bitching about Miau just because she’s Russian.]]
|And I need to control my emotions and P chill.
Because of your words you said to me Last Sunday, you are a horrible monster!
And I went into a frenzy, with plans to dox, hack and kill for revenge against you!
But thankfully the revenge plans never came true.
You forgave me for my pushy behaviour, and I won't do it again.
And I haven't forgave you for the words you said to me on Sunday, monster.
So what do you have to say to me on the words you said on Sunday night, monster?
Would you like me to forgive you for the words you said?
|KaiWei sending a death threat to Royszawa

|Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because [[Forever Alone|I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me]]. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.
|KaiWei, [[Tard rage|tard-raging]] at his ex-friend for attention

|I am targeting you and your family, so I will kill you for money. I will also kill your family too, and I threatened them on Facebook
|KaiWei, wanting to become like [[Cho Seung Hui|his brother]]

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[[Image:You're with me or against me.jpeg|thumb|center|[[George W. Bush|Either you are with me, or you are an evil fake friend!]]]]

[[Image:One of KaiWei's Email threat.jpg|thumb|right|What's next? You are gonna kill your own family for money after they disagree with you?]]

[[Image:KaiWeiautisticemailthreat.png|thumb|left|[[Fail|Sure, try finding your friend and murder her, despite the fact that you don't know where the fuck she lives.]]]]

[[Image:Jerrychoseunghui.jpg|thumb|left|KaiWei encouraging people to murder for attention]]

[[File:KaiWeitheSeverelyAutisticFaggot.jpg|thumb|right|You do realized that your reputation has already been damaged. More like you want to be an advocate of a sperglords who thinks that having that disease gives them the right to do whatever the fuck they want.]]

KaiWei met two people with the usernames Royszawa and Chocy-Cakie143 on DeviantArt sometime in 2022 and became friends with them for a little while. Eventually, he started walking over them by talking about the things that nobody cares about, especially his waifu Sonic the Hedgehog, and demands them to like them, but his friends don't show any interest in them. While they have a lack of interest in Sonic the Hedgehog and other crap, he then pressures them to draw Sonic fanart, including one fanart where [[furfaggotry|Sonic is comforting his Rabbit Sona Ricky]], and animations for him, even when they are busy in their education. KaiWei threw a [[12 year old boy|hissy fit]] and guilt-tripped his “friends” [[LOL WUT|after having a nightmare about a fracture in their relationship. According to KaiWei's exfriend Miau, KaiWei wanted to go Super Sonic on her simply because Miau’s personality doesn’t match his, and he thinks it’s hard to be friends with her just because she’s more cautious and doesn’t smile easily.]] Having had enough with him as well as remote disagreements, Royszawa and Chocy cut ties with him due to his behavior. Instead of moving on and changing his ways, he [[serious business|takes this matter seriously]] and attempts to be [[internet tough guy|tough]], sending death threats, doxxing threats, and making “wanted posters” of them containing IRL photos of them, inspired by characters like John Wick and Bryan Mills. KaiWei even called Royz a “trauma monster” and a Communist over a trivial disagreement. Eventually, Royz made call-outs to this degenerate due to his borderline harassment. In response, KaiWei demands to never call the police and [[delete fucking everything]] about him like a pussy he is, even on Tumblr. At some point, he even used Autism and Chinese New Years as tickets to get away with anything that happens to him. Speaking of Tumblr, KaiWei made a Tumblr account and dubbed himself as “[[Jack the Ripper|Blacknife the Butcher]]” and tries to be [[edgy]], [[LMAO|sending anyone who remotely disagrees with him death threats after he punched a few fucking walls and wants to become a murderer]]. He also encouraged murder and believes that friends are worthless. Royz and the others contacted his parents to resolve this bullshit. KaiWei’s parents responded by admitting that they raised him poorly and promised to monitor him. On YouTube, Royz called him out for his attention whoring, only for him to guilt trip.

===Da beef continues===
[[File:Beefcontinues.png|thumb|center|[[No|He sure did learn his lesson!]]]]
[[File:KaiWeipreaching.png|thumb|center]]
[[Sarcasm|Did KaiWei learn anything and take responsibility for his shit after his drama, and did he let go of his beef with his ex-friends? Yes, he fucking did! He did take responsibility for his actions and became a better person! Of course there is no beef!]]

==How 2 [[troll]] KaiWei==
[[File:Troll meets Kai Wei.png|thumb|left|A dramatization of trolling this autismal.]]

[[File:KaiWeigettingtrolled.jpg|100px]]

Like many ass-pies and judging by his behavior, trolling KaiWei is super duper easy, and his reactions are hilarious by doing the following [[for the lulz]]:
*Say anything remotely positive about China (not politically related). Never fails.
*Tell him that he is Chinese himself.
*Say anything remotely positive about the things he hates, i.e. Chinese games and TV shows. Bonus for saying that Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail are the best.
*Draw any fan art featuring the characters that he hates, like Pleasant Goat and Hu Tao, being friends with the characters he masturbates to, such as Old Master Q, Sonic, and Winnie the Pooh.
*Pretend to be a Commie to watch him tard rage.
*Tell him that he is gay for Sonic and Winnie the Pooh.
*Disagree with him in any point regarding the Chinese government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were caused by sympathizers of a liberal communist.]]
*Remind him that Vietnam is a Communist country like China. Bonus for telling him that he is a Ho Chi Minh worshipping Communist for liking Vietnam.
*Tell him that Cory in the House is an anime.
*Spit out the facts that the Chinese people also suffer the same situation as the Uyghurs and Tibetans.
*Tell him that the Falun Gong is a dumb cult and their beliefs make zero sense, and [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/15/nyregion/shen-yun-dance-abuse.html?smid=url-share|that they are allegedly brainwashing and torturing children for their cause]. Bonus for telling him the Falun Gong is no different from the people running the Chinese Government.
*[[Truth|Tell him that his art, including his hate art, is dumb and disgusting.]]
*Tell him that he is a retarded attention whore.
*Treat everything he says like a joke.
*You decide!

==AN OPEN FORMAL LETTER TO DR. JERRY TONG KAI WEI, ESQUIRE, PROFESSOR OF AUTISM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ASSBURGERS, BLACKNIFE THE ATTENTION WHORE, AND HEIR APPARENT TO CHO SEUNG HUI==

Dear Jerry Tong Kai Wei,

By the time you discover this article, you have probably realized that you’re an autistic lolcow. We know about your ridiculous antics on the internet, especially on Facebook and DeviantArt. Yes, nobody, aside from your family and your so-called "friends," is more familiar with your posts and "activism" than we are. The only things you have achieved in your life is that you have a borderline fetish for politics, enjoy being a hate-mongering sinophobe to get attention, shoving the shit you fap down everyone's throats, having a fetish for hating everything made in China, and promoting your stupid-ass conspiracy theories about Chinese games and media that does not contain any politics whatsoever, which made your presence on the internet [[pathetic]]. Your mom is a [[whore]], your dad is a [[shitstain]], your sister is a [[bitch]], your art is retarded and dumb, the criticisms you receive are legitimate, and the only person in the world who thinks he is perfect and has never done anything wrong is you. No wonder why you are raised poorly by your fuckstains of a family. We know that you will eventually discover your Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and we won’t be surprised if you: 1) create a wanted poster of Encyclopedia Dramatica, 2) demand that we support the Falun Gong and read The Epoch Times, 3) call us evil Communists or Leftists, 4) find ways to take the website down, 5) vandalize the page, 6) send your army of 13-year-old fantards or your cocksucking "friends" to try to take the website down or vandalize the article, 7) send us death threats like Chris-Chan would, 8) blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, or 9) file a [[DMCA]] against us. You can try to pull these stunts if you want, and guess what? You. Will. Fail. We find your behavior on the internet pathetic and funny as hell.
We know how you use your autism, your emotions, and Chinese New Year as tickets to get away with anything that happens to you. It’s amusing that you believe your actions and xenophobia can be justified by your condition and unrelated factors. It's also amusing that you think you are never a racist. These things demonstrate that you never take actual fucking responsibility like a real person. You don't have to promote your A-Logging, hate-mongering conspiracy theories, and your cancer of fanfics about China and Genshin Impact on the platforms you are using, yet you do. You don’t have to blame scapegoats like ZhouNima or your ex-friends, such as Royszawa, yet you do.
Speaking of China, we know about your bitching and moaning about China after COVID-19 pandemic and the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. We get it. Almost nobody gives a shit about the [[Olympics]] these days. Yes, you are allowed to hate China. Yes, you are allowed to hate the government. Yes, you don’t have to like Chinese games and media that contain no politics or propaganda. But what you have is a borderline FUCKING fetish, which is truly ironic that you hate fetishes yourself. You said to yourself that you want all Chinese people to burn in hell, right? Newsflash for you, Einstein: You, yourself, are Chinese, and the entire world sees it. You are still a part of those "evil Chinese" that you claim "deserve to burn in hell." If you think that all Chinese are evil, then why don't you wish every single overseas Chinese person, including your own family, to go to hell? Oh wait, you do. You said you like Taiwan and Hong Kong, right? The people of Taiwan and Hong Kong will find you absolutely disgusting, deplorable, and pathetic for your bullshit, considering that they are Chinese by inheritance. In the end, you are a disgrace to all Chinese people and even your own family.
If you deleted all your social media accounts after being busted by your family and realizing that your career is fucked up, those problems won’t go away. Your actions and drawings are still hosted on the wiki [[for the lulz]]. You will forever be turned into a cautionary tale or a laughingstock, just like [[Chris-Chan]] [[Alix Henriol|and]] [[JustinRPG|many]] [[Spax3|other]] [[BlueCatRiolu|sperglords]] [[A-Log|and]] [[Kphoria|lolcows]] [[Atimon|before]] [[Jacob Sockness|you]], even if you return to the internet by creating a new account with a new name like "KWreturns" or whatever. It's funny that despite you downright hated Communism, you have no problem with Vietnam, considering that it is a Communist country like China. You realize that Vietnam, at the time it was North Vietnam led by Ho Chi Minh, was supported by both China and the Soviet Union during the Vietnam War. It's funny that you hate Communists, yet you have a mindset of one. Some “[[human rights]] activist” you are. It’s funny how you proclaim yourself an activist, yet you don’t give a flying fuck about other people’s [[opinions]] on China. You should know that there are people who like China and enjoy Chinese media and games that contain no politics or propaganda but not its government. There are Chinese citizens who are quietly critical of the government and don’t want to get caught by the authorities. Guess what? Having one’s own opinion is a basic human right—do you know that?
That's why we all hate you. You're just a severely autistic, sinophobic A-Logger and Chris-Chan wannabe who deeply thinks that everyone of the entire universe is a Communist.
If you truly want to kill us all and attempt to become just like your deceased brother again after discovering this article, [[DO IT FAGGOT|{{rainbow|<big>'''THEN DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!'''</big>}}]]

Yours sincerely,

The entire observable internet

==His asskissers/“friends” (so far)==
*{{dauser|PantsuLover228}}: A [[Belarus|Belarusian]] failed abortion faggot and fellow politicophile [[masturbation|who is into]] [[Loli|fictional underaged female characters]] and has a massive hate boner to Pokemon and Genshin Impact, despite the fact that he used to have a Leafeon as his profile picture. Defected, no longer an associate.
*{{dauser|toonguy2000|ajkiel89/CityToon/toonguy2000}}: A degenerate who has a fetish for hate art.
*{{dauser|GrikkUltimate2008}}: A [[Finland|Finnish]] [[13 year old boy|14 year old boy]] who makes retarded [[unfunny|reaction/fill in memes]] and [[GoAnimate]] references, despite the fact that he hates GoAnimate.
*{{dauser|Wanghaifeng123sucks}}: A newly joined Deviant and PBS Kids fag who makes dumb fill in memes. There is a definite chance that this user is a minor.
*{{dauser|ZhuangsujuanAUTTP}}: An autistic [[GoAnimate|GoFag]] who has [[Fetish|politicophilia]] like KaiWei and has similar traits to GrikkUltimate2008.

==Gallery of Autism==
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Sure_buddy_you_are_nothing_like_him.png|[[Sarcasm|Sure buddy, you are definitely nothing like Chris-Chan]]
File:KaiWeiextremelevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeihighlevelsofassburgers.jpg
File:KaiWeiprepandemicart.jpg
File:KaiWeifChineseNewYear.jpg
File:KaiWeiFag.jpg
File:RickyParisfurfag.jpg
File:Rickyolympicfurfag.jpg
File:Rickytheweeaboofurfag.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickyfurfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeiHongKongautism.png|Bro can't stop bitching about the Chinese media characters. You do realize that there are Chinese cartoons that feature Old Master Q.
File:Take a stand against the evil communists of china by kwisback.jpg|Translation: You stand against everyone in the entire universe.
File:KaiWeiTaiwanart.jpeg|Translation: I want you to die, Taiwan, because you have a lot of people who loves Genshin Impact and Pleasant Goat!
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan.jpg|Translation: I hate Taiwan.
File:KaiWeipretendingtolikeTaiwan2.jpg
File:Formosan bears by kaiwei99 deluy8j.jpg
File:The umbrella movement of hong kong remembered by kwisback.jpg|Winnie, Mcdull, and Old Master Q want to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Retarded MegaMan reference made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging.png
File:KaiWeiNezhaSperging2.0.png
File:KaiWeitheautismalbitchingaboutNezha.jpg
File:KaiWeiRickytheGaryStu.jpg
File:KaiWeiDisneyStanning.jpg
File:KaiWeihatesBruneip1.png
File:KaiWeihatesBrunei2.png
File:Weeabosperg.jpg
File:KaiWeitellingarando.jpg
File:KaiWeitryingtosavehisownstupidass.png|[[Lmaowl|Imagine asking for hate art of your scapegoats without crediting you]]
File:KaiWeidaSperglord.png
File:KaiWei's cancerous hate art.jpeg
File:Aim to be a lolcow.png|More like you aim to be an autistic [[lolcow]]
File:KaiWeithefalungongfanatic.png|[[No|Falun Gong is more peaceful than you think]]
File:We bare bears nordic style by kwisback djfh9rs.jpg
File:KaiWeiZhouNimascapegoat.png|KaiWei sperging about ZhouNima
File:Autistic wanted poster made by KaiWei.jpeg
File:KaiWeibeinginfectedwithhighamountsofassburgers.png
File:KaiWeibeinghisautisticself.png
File:Ruthless ruskies by kaiwei99 denu4lf.jpg|Bro even thinks that Russian media characters are evil
File:KaiWei using Chinese New Year as a ticket.jpeg|[[Cool story bro]]
File:KaiWei's hate shrine.jpeg
File:KaiWeihateshrine3.jpeg
File:KaiWei can't stop bitching about Genshin.jpeg|[[How About A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up]]
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama.jpeg|He actually punched a few walls according to his mom
File:KaiWei mom intervene drama part 2.jpeg
File:KaiWeiparentsletter.jpeg|Parental neglect at its finest!
File:KaiWeiFalunGongHateList.png
File:KaiWeistansWinniesohard.jpeg
File:KaiWei Email threat.jpeg
File:KaiWeialogging.jpeg
File:KaiWeiencouragingmurderlikeChris-Chan.jpg
File:ThermosvsKaiWei.jpg
File:KaiWeitheAznSpax3.png
File:KaiWei celebrating Ass-burger awareness day.jpg|[[Bullshit|As a #neurodivergent individual, I find myself being special despite the fact that I was told to act normal in order to fit in despite my differences.]]
File:KaiWeitheSperglord.png|Okay, you autismal. You're one to talk.
File:Severeautism.png
File:Severeautism2.png
File:Severeautism3.png
File:Severeautism4.png
File:KaiWeipreaching.png
File:KaiWeiHatesClashofClans.jpg
File:KaiWeiattentionwhoreautism.jpeg|[[Serious Business]] and [[projection]] at its finest!
File:KaiWeitheAznChrisChan.jpg
File:KaiWeiVietnamWeeaboofurry.jpg
File:VietnamuserKaiWeimet.jpg|This is the person who probably worships Ho Chi Minh
File:KaiWeidyingalone2.png|[[Facepalm|"Yes, because I think I don't have any friends online or in real life, so that why I want to become a killer to earn money."]]
File:KaiWeidyingalone.png|"I am afraid of prison" [[Spiderman|You should've thought of that earlier]]
File:KaiWeiCantGetFriends.png
File:KaiWeiNo.png|[[Did I ask?|So do you want to help Falun Gong Practitioners?]]
File:SeverelyAutisticKaiWei.jpeg
File:Autism acceptance day with children s book day by kwisback djhmeaa.jpg|Proof of KaiWei showcasing his ego and narcissism
File:Boycott beijing 2022 with ricky by kaiwei99 dexjpu8.jpg
File:Never forget the tiananmen massacre of 1989 by kwisback dhj3lcw.jpg
File:Beijing 2022 genocide games in a nutshell by kwisback dgyhlwv.jpg
File:Dragon dance for lunar new year by kwisback dgwwgu1.jpg|Sonic clearly wants to be free from KaiWei's slavery
File:Asian cup qatar 2023 group a by kwisback dgpqgh7.jpg
File:Sos hong kong from the sheep by kwisback dgasw7m.jpg
File:KaiWeiWeeaboo.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboo2.0.jpg
File:KaiWeiweeaboassburgerer.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtogiveJapansympathy.jpg
File:KaiWeipretendingtosympathizeTibet.jpg

</gallery>}}

===OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!===
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File:RickyRule34 by Hiennguyen12345.png
File:KaiWeiboobs.png
File:KaiWei's autistic fantasy about losing his virginity, just like Chris-Chan.png|[[Chris-chan/Megan Saga|They came for KW]]
File:Ricky wants to lose his virginity.png|[[Bestiality|She came for Ricky]]
</gallery>}}

===IRL Gallery of Shame===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Kai-Weijumping.jpg|Ass-pie jump!
File:KaiWeicreepyface.jpeg|He secretly wants to murder that girl because he thinks she is a Communist.
File:KaiWeitryingtodrownthatdude.jpeg|KaiWei attempting to push that man into the pool, because he thinks he is a Communist.
File:KaiWeiattemptingtodrownsomedude.jpg|Hey guys, it's yo' boy, KaiWei! Today, I will be drowning that Chinese Communist Heffalump as part of my activism!
File:Hewantstorunawayfromthatasspie.jpg|Look at that horror in his eyes
File:KaiWeiAmericanflag.jpg|You will hate [[America]] eventually
File:Kaiweiandhisenemies-"friends".jpg|He secretly wants to kill them all.
File:KaiWeifakesmile.jpg|KaiWei secretly hates the cameraman because he thinks he is a Communist. No wonder why he has that fake smile.
File:KaiWeigraduation.jpg|KaiWei being deeply jealous of his university classmates being better than him. Note: Look at the way he pretends to smile.
File:PoorAsianboysiwithKaiWei.jpg|These two want to be distant from him
File:KaiWeiTaiwanflag.jpg|KaiWei about to rip the Taiwanese flag after finding out that it has a lot of people who play Genshin Impact.
File:KaiWeilying.jpg|You never learn from others.
</gallery>}}

===AnimeFest faggotry===
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KaiWeiAnimeFest1.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest2.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest3.jpg
KaiWeiAnimeFest4.jpg
File:KaiWeiAnimefestfaggotry.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry2.jpg
File:KaiWeianimefestfaggotry3.jpg
</gallery>}}

===“Fanart” and gifts for him===
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"><gallery>
File:Pleasant Goat (Happy) and Doraemon.png|This edit of Pleasant Goat and Doraemon being friends will definitely piss that faggot off, use it as your avatar.
File:Albedo and Doraemon.jpg
File:Winnie the Pooh Genshin Impact.jpeg
File:Jerry Kai Wei's reaction if he finds out that he has an ED page.png|[[Take down ED|What KaiWei would do if he discovers his ED article]]
File:RickyTheSeverelyAutsitcRabbitryingtotakedownED.png|A hypothetical art of KaiWei discovering his ED article
File:Ass-Pie jump fixed.jpg
File:KaiWei Chris Chan.jpeg|[[Chris-Chan|KaiWei's future]]
File:KaiWei and his long lost older brother.jpeg|[[Cho Seung Hui|Long-lost brothers?]]
File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|Jerry Cho Seung Hui
File:Bitches don't know my activism.png|[[Bitches Don't Know|Bitches don't know 'bout my activism!]]
File:President Suharto, 1993.jpg|KaiWei's long-lost grandfather and idol, [[Indonesia|Suharto]]
File:KaiWei Sonichu.png|No wonder why his fanfictions are inspired by Sonichu
File:KaiWei being summed up.png|KaiWei in a nutshell
File:Kaiwei and Suharto.png
File:Twitter Rule 63 Sonic.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Sonic, and he wants to [[Fuck|marry him]]
File:Rule 63 Winnie The Pooh.jpeg|KaiWei's deeper thoughts on Winnie
File:Kanga with Hair.png|He wants to marry Kanga so he can poorly raise Roo, just like how Chris-Chan's parents raised their son
File:Supastalin.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees everyone, including [[you]].
File:CommunistEarth.jpg|How KaiWei deeply sees the entire planet.
File:CommunistGalaxy.jpg|How he deeply sees the the galaxy.
File:CommunistUniverse.jpg|How he deeply sees the universe. He wants to become the most powerful being in the universe so he can destroy it.
File:KaiWeiThanos.png|[[Thanos|What KaiWei TRULY wants to be]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[A-Log]]: KaiWei has similar traits to this man.
*[[Bigot]]
*[[Cho Seung Hui]]: KaiWei’s idol and long-lost older brother?
*[[Chris-Chan]]: Despite his claims he is nothing like Chris-Chan, KaiWei clearly exhibits similar traits to him, but he did not fuck his own mother.
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Drama whore]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]: One of KaiWei's role models.
*[[Falun Gong]]: A retarded [[cult]] he is a member of.
*[[Fetish]]: What his obsessions are.
*[[Game2Winter]]: KaiWei’s younger brother?
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: One of his idols and who he wants to be.
*[[Ian Miles Cheong]]: KaiWei's cousin?
*[[Irony]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Ljupco Steriev]]: A fellow conspiracy theorist and one of KaiWei’s idols
*[[Manchild]]: Literally who he is.
*[[Mariotehplumber]]: KaiWei exhibits similar traits to him
*[[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]: KaiWei’s other idol.
*[[Sexual]]: What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]: KaiWei has a similar mindset to this 12 year old Sonic stan. Like Sammy, he is also severely infected with high amounts of assburgers.
*[[Spax3]]: KaiWei also has similar traits to this fellow Sonic stan, especially his drama.

==External links==
*<s>{{dauser|kaiwei99}} - His first Deviantart</s> BAAAWWNED, though his art is still available on [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiwei99&sca_esv=b2f9d963cc9ffc90&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS997US999&udm=2&biw=1366&bih=555&ei=ju7VZ--VDca4wN4P0bv8sAY&ved=0ahUKEwjvlMa6gY2MAxVGHNAFHdEdH2YQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=kaiwei99&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCGthaXdlaTk5MgQQABgeSMwEUABYAHABeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQCYAgGgAgSYAwCIBgGSBwExoAcAsgcAuAcA&sclient=img DeviantArt and Google]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210419172814/https://www.deviantart.com/kaiwei99 You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*<s>{{dauser|ricky-p}} - His second Deviantart</s> BAAAWWLETED!!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20220804143643/https://www.deviantart.com/ricky-p You can find some parts on wayback machine]
*{{dauser|zhounimasucks}} - His third Deviantart. Ded and abandoned
*{{dauser|kwisback}} - His fourth and current Deviantart
*[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091240220229&mibextid=ZbWKwL His Fuckbook]
*{{instagram|jerrytong_kw}} - His Dumstagram
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7199109/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei His FanFiction.net]
*[https://www.wattpad.com/user/TongJerry His Wattpad]
*[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Jerrytongkaiwei/profile His Archive of Our Own]
*[https://my.linkedin.com/in/tong-kai-wei-343537244 His Linkedin]
*[https://www.thespectrum.my/artist-gallery/jerry-tong-kai-wei One of his autistic art pages]
*<s>{{tumblr|kwwasthere}} and {{tumblr|blacknife-the-butcher}} - His Tumblrs</s> ALL OF HIS TUMBLRS BAAAAAWWWLETED!!!!!

===Other Shit===
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1oPF79DovPwIFrHpwm4a8FzpIT7FOxqqt First drive about him]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/16mLbFD0kHuk81GKiA7zaYlztmC53-N_H Second drive]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/11fwumQnRqR9Gy5kP_oYIoCQRuV8MtnNY/view?pli=1 First doc about him]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cslNB0aRnsb9ja09DtjNOdBzL1QBi843QD0x9m1MQKQ/edit Second doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kY2IteapCTmx49inihPOTvSB9gE2lfCE5OJCLfx2Qv4/edit Third doc]
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1usRC-Lann9fWZoqwggIUsKnkoE-56ArqSqAD1Cq04FU/edit Fourth doc]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/This-is-just-getting-worse-If-968783989 His ex-friend's callout to him]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/royszawa/status-update/Jerry-Tong-Kai-Wei-952372445 His ex-friend's second callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/chocy-cakie143/art/Proof-Kwisback-is-a-bully-1087981720 One of his other ex-friends' callout]
*[https://www.deviantart.com/dewdoritoz-official/journal/About-Ricky-P-Formerly-known-as-KaiWei99-926221674 Even the DA Anti-CCP group he joined wants to distance itself from him.]

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