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Chuj: Protected "Chibixzaide": Because I want to: damnatio memoriae ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))

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[[Image:1 Introduction by ChibiXzaide5.png|thumb|How chibixzaide sees herself]]
{{quote|Generally more than one person holding the exact same opinion of you should be a hint to you that maybe they're right.|chibixzaide|Feb 18, 2009}}

'''chibixzaide''' is a twenty-three-year-old [[Basement-dweller|home-schooled]] [[DeviantART|TARTlet]] and ''[[Invader Zim]]'' fan who lives with her parents. She spends most of her time drawing mediocre [[fan art]], [[BAWW|BAWWWW-ing]] on her journal, begging for gift art, obsessing over her crappy Irken [[original character]]s, and trolling for attention. She has an ego the size of the internets, and a record of contradicting herself in order to come out on top in arguments. A good example of this is how she states she can complain about whatever she wants to whenever she feels like it, yet also states the she has a fear of being ridiculed publicly. She also believes that if you don't agree with her, you're a stalker (she might also be getting off to the idea of being stalked, but we have yet to confirm this) and will block your ass to make it seem like she proved her point.

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:Perfectsummaryofchibixzaide.jpg|thumb|chibixzaide in a nutshell.]]
*She thinks that she is never wrong about anything.
*Anybody who disagrees with her opinions of another person is an asskisser.
*She believes that she possesses [[Unwarranted Self Importance|"artistic talent"]], and wants to become a [[Unrealistic expectations|Professional Artist]] (even though she is currently 23 and seems to have no [[Art school]] plans).
*She brags about how much she earns with her [[Prostitution|"great job"]], but will then turn around and complain about how she [[liar|can't even afford a cheap, compact air conditioner]].
*She believes that she can copyright her Irken characters, and their names.
*She'll go on huge rants when people [[Blowjob|don't credit her "the right way"]] for using one of her bases.
*She's been banned from dA before.
*She used to RP on [[Furcadia]].
*She thinks that not giving anything she draws a fucking background is a stylistic choice.
*She [[Furry|hates all of humanity]] because they don't care about her problems.
*Reading her public journal makes you a [[stalker]].
*She thinks that she is not a [[weeaboo]] despite the fact that she draws in the generic animu style found throughout most of dA, draws ''[[Pokémon]]'' fanart, has chibi in her screename, lectures others about the proper use of Japanese words, has more than 6 [[Gaia]] accounts, claims to like most Japanese things, and wants to visit Japan
*The only thing that matters to her in regards to her "art" is [[Attention whoring|pageviews]]. So please go give her some more and leave her a few [[troll|comments]], she [[attention whore|loves that]].
*If you create an original character that's similar to chibixzaide's, she'll accuse you of stealing if it starts to become more popular than hers.
*She'll write GIGANTIC WALLS OF TEXT bigger than most walls made by the Asians, when she's arguing, while also stating that she doesn't really care about the subject she's arguing about.
*She [[irony|hates hypocrites]].
*She's 23, and she has a bedtime.
*When she found her ED she tried to [[delete fucking everything|delete everything]] mentioned in it, from the article itself, to her journals linked within it. Not realizing that everything had already been thoroughly screen capped. Apparently saying whatever you want to and being a dick isn't the noble thing to do anymore once [[anon|people]] [[trolling|start calling you out for it]]
*Her Rabbit became very thin and died because it was left outside in chilly weather for one night. Please remember that this is her Daddy's fault and that she didn't have the money to take it to the vet herself with her $20-an-hour paycheck that she receives from her [[Prostitution|"great job"]].

==ART THIEF!==
[[Image:OCtheftlulz-1.jpg|thumb|left|97px|TL;DR]]
[[Image:Howmortewasmade.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL CHARACTER INDEED.]]
[[Image:Yeah right by happycat1.jpg|thumb|OMFG HE RIPPED ME OFF!]]

{{quote|Its also bad when its ripped off badly...and then the bad rip-off is more popular than the original. No one ever draws Morte for me, or gives much of a crap when I draw him, but happycat1 draws Tork and people oo and ah, and draw giftart.}}

In the year 2008 chibixzaide became [[Butthurt|aware]] that a fourteen-year-old [[deviantART|TARTlet]] with an original character vaguely similar to hers was getting more attention than the one she created. Not realizing that the design was just generic as hell she approached the suspected TARTlet, {{dauser|happycat1}}, and started to drop hints that he might have copied her. She came to the conclusion that his replies to her sounded guilty, and began to flat-out accuse him of stealing her OC, writing an extremely long journal, and making a <s>[http://chibixzaide.deviantart.com/art/Tork-Vs-the-Reaper-Take-2-80481396 hate-art]</s> (BALEETED) in the process. Never realizing that he got more attention because he was just more [[Kawaii|out-going]], and that happycat1 [[Truth|had never even seen the TWO pictures of her OC]] out of the [[At least 100|100+ pictures]] in her gallery before. What makes this drama notable is how blatantly obvious it was that chibixzaide was just jealous that happycat1's crappy little original character had more gift art than her crappy little original character, how she refused to listen to anyone who didn't agree with her, and how she even stated, and I quote, "Typed up words almost always come out to the tune of what your presumption is about them." at one point to defend herself when another user accused her of attention-whoring, completely [[Pwning|contradicting]] her initial argument of perceived guilt.

After happycat1 blocked her, and she made her hate-art it was thought that this drama died. But no, about a year later on May 13, 2009 happycat1 was banned after a conflict with a TARTlet named {{dauser|jibjabjoe123}} chibixzaide left a [[comment]] on jibjabjoe123's profile congratulating her on her achievement. happycat1's girlfriend, {{dauser|invader--ash}} saw this, and told chibixzaide that wasn't very classy of her, and left a similar comment on the hate-art chibixzaide had drawn. chibixzaide would later make a journal on June 24 about invader--ash, telling her what a little bitch [[He|SHE]] was for stirring up old drama. [[lol wut]]?

==SERIOUS BUSINESS==
[[Image:HWATCHACZ.png|thumb|left|How does I troll more subtly?]]
[[Image:Bullshitisbullshitdammit.jpg|thumb|OBVIOUS BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT!]]
{{quote|I'm not arrogant. I'm simply one of the very very few people in the world who's self-assured enough to fearlessly speak my honest opinion; and not afraid to face the onslaught of 'asskissers who feel the need to defend their asskissee's to the metaphorical death. Though sometimes their obnoxiousness is just too dull, and their stupidity just makes me sad for humanity as a whole, so the discussion breaks down into me simply brushing them off rather than actually debating anything with them|chibixzaide in response to being called ignorant.}}

[[Image:Jesuseroticabyzthm.jpg|thumb|The Aristocrats!]]
[[Image:ZOMGSTALKERCZ.JPG|thumb]]

On May 29, 2009, chibixzaide found [http://zthm.deviantart.com/art/SUPAKAWAIIKIWIIRUUUU-124162091 this] (Dead link, no archives) picture in her inbox and proceeded to [[BAWW|rant]] on about how she was the only person who realized that it was a [[Troll|joke]], and how [[immature]] it was for people that she was watching to fill her inbox with crap. She than proceeded to tell everybody else who thought it was funny that they were all a bunch of asskissers, and how [[lulzy|sad]] is was for anybody to find it amusing. She even went as far as to make two journals about it, the second of which confirming that she does indeed troll for attention. At some point the TARTlet who uploaded it, {{dauser|ZTHM}} also known as {{dauser|pika-pika-ichigo}} told her to [[GTFO]], and blocked her. But chibixzaide hadn't [[came|finished]] yet, she started to harass ZTHM's friends on their own pages. ZTHM decided to let ChibiXzaide continue looking like a fool on the her deviation instead of harassing her friends and unblocked her. This led to a very long string of [[trolls trolling trolls]] until May 31, when ZTHM created five accounts to spam chibixzaide's comment box with her altered picture, and wrote a rather [[epic]] erotic story involving chibixzaide, ZIM, and Jesus. However these actions resulted in ZTHM getting the [[banhammer]] on June 2, to which chibixzaide probably bragged about to her parents.

{{squote|After all, how dare someone not kiss the ass of a once poopular.}}

As it stands though this drama is not entirely over. ChibiXzaide and ZTHM are [[lesbians|waifus]] now after all, they've made a [[marriage|commitment]] to one another. ChibiXzaide is still blaming unrelated trolls on ZTHM, and has accused ZTHM of using the internet as a shield while threatening to kick her ass over the internet [[epic lulz|IN THE SAME SENTENCE]]

==Artwork==
[[Image:Cutest Voyeur Ever by ChibiXzaide.png|thumb|left|Typical chibixzaide art.]]

Her artwork is some of the most [[kawaii|generic]], [[Shit|bland]], and [[teruchan|uncreative]] work to be seen on dA, mostly consisting of lineart of her [[Mary Sue|original characters]]. There is not a single piece that stands out in any way. All of her figures, be they base or bovine, have unnaturally proportioned heads, suggesting that Hydrocephalus is a large part of her art. She is a perfect example of true mediocrity. However she will defend her work to the ends of the earth, because [[lies|having many pageviews on dA make you a great artist]], and insists on [[watermark]]ing every single thing that she uploads, including the line-art which can be easily de-watermarked merely by adjusting the contrast of the picture. Editing or redistributing anything she draws will result in [[butthurt|her cussing you out]], and adding [[MROE|MORE]] watermarks to the pictures, never considering that [[at least 100]] users may have already saved the original version. She will literally go on a [[Waaaambulance|crusade]] if she even ''THINKS'' you are copying her art.

[[Image:Pika Pika Pika by ChibiXzaide4.png|thumb|chibixzaide in response to art theft.]]

Her favorite and most frequently visited subject of her artwork is her ''Invader Zim'' original characters, a subject which is infinitely [[lulzy]] on its own. For example; she writes journals about the specificity of Irken information from ''Invader Zim'', then [[rapes]] the information with her art ignoring the fact that Irkens need PAKs to survive and never EVER have wings, bellybuttons, parents, genitals, or tits, and have green blood as shown in the episode "Planet Jackers" of ''Invader Zim''. She will sometimes even have conversations with them, and argue with them in her journals. She has occasionally stated that her Irken original characters are the only part of her that she likes, and are the most important things in the world to her. When somebody draws fanart of one of her original characters she will go through all of the comments and [[Shit nobody cares about|correct anybody who isn't familiar with them]] who might have the audacity to suggest that something like a character with demon wings might be a Demon, or that her original character with the same coat as a character from the show might be an Irken version of that character. STOP MAKING BLIND ASSUMPTIONS U GAIZ.

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Image:15 Silence by ChibiXzaide.png | YOU WANT IT? YOU WANT IT.
Image:Blood Sport Comic 7 by ChibiXzaide.png | No, seriously.
Image:Demons vs Not Demons by ChibiXzaide.png | FUCKING GET IT RIGHT
Image:Side7Speccy.png | A+++ RESULTS
Image:Punainen sans Jumpsuit by ChibiXzaide.png | Fucking furfag
Image:Side7Rikoon.png | That's what Raccoons look like, yep.
Image:Punainen Sculpture by ChibiXzaide.png | Kawaii brain EXPLOSION.
Image:AnimeIrken.JPG | What..? I don't even...
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==The "Mysterious Hacker Person"==
On Jul 8, 2009, [http://chibixzaide.deviantart.com/journal/25813888/ ChibiXzaide’s email was hacked.] (WARNING: That link is dead and no archives exist of it.) Apparently someone thought it would increase the [[lulz]], when it was simply [[fail]], as it only resulted in her “stepping up security”. In reply to a fellow [[Tartlet]] on this topic, ChibiXzaide proclaimed how clever she was about the whole thing.
{{quote|Well I kinda doubt I caught it 'in time' so much as, I was too clever to begin with. I was sort of able to map their activity to an extent, and they hit a deadend.|chibixzaide|being clever}}
[[Image:Chibixzaide starts accusing.JPG|thumb|left]]
This quote still wasn’t very [[lulzy]] until she was hacked AGAIN on Jul 10, 2009, showing that she was, in fact, not clever at all. However, [http://chibixzaide.deviantart.com/journal/25870445/ she fails to mention] (WARNING: anuddah dead link with no archives.) that she was [[stupid|wrong.]]
Another fellow [[Tartlet]] suggested for her to change her security questions, but ChibiXzaide dropped the email altogether because changing the questions was too [[lol wut|HARD]]. The reasoning for hacking of her email is yet to be understood, because according to what she’s said, the “Mysterious Hacker Person” didn’t do anything drastic on the first day. She says that the hacker tried to take her PayPal account, but it’s unknown as to whether it was really successful, and it doesn’t seem to have been the [[rape|original motive]]. ChibiXzaide told Mysterious Hacker Person on her journal that her parents would beat him up over the [[internets]] if he used any money. It does seem though, that her security is a tad easy to pass by.
[[Image:Epicxzaideconversation.jpg|thumb|Super-Ultraseven trolling ChibiXzaide.]] 

{{quote|No. Me liking Invader Zim is what caused it. Because I know EXACTLY who did it. They just have some personal vendetta against anyone and everyone in the IZ fandom, even though they used to be in it themselves. They need a life.}}

Even though she's being vague, [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/25870445/1124467584 she's obviously referring] (WARNING: You guessed it, dead link, no archives.) to a [[DevianTART]] [[troll]] {{dauser|Super-Ultraseven}}, (That loser deactivated his account kek, no archives!) because he [[lie|hates all Invader ZIM fans]]. In mid-February, Super-Ultraseven, and her got into a brawl. This ended in her giving up and shutting her trap after [[fail|proving the troll's point]].

{{quote|Thank you, Mysterious Hacker-person for letting me know my security was too lax. :3 I have now stepped it up.|ChibiXzaide| being grateful for once}}

{{quote|Lol. They just stupidly responded to an email my dad had sent me but I'd never read. So as soon as my dad comes up and goes "What did you mean?" I was able to tell that I had been hacked and came promptly to fix it.|Obvious Troll is Obvious}}

{{quote|Just TRY spending my parents hard-earned money... They will kick your ass.|over the internets}}

{{quote|I don't think they ever got into it oast the security questions but I'm gonna be beefing up its security too.}}

Of course it's best to remember that trolling should be kept on an interwebs-only basis so to avoid any kind of [[legal action]].

==How to troll like her==
#Find a comment that you disagree with and write a paragraph or two about how utterly, and completely wrong the person who wrote it is without actually [[proof|proving]] anything. Make it very repetitive and illfully formatted, also make sure to use circle logic. Blocking optional.
#If they reply just keep doing the same thing, that is if you have not blocked them, and try to include snippets about how smart you are or [[lies|how great your life is]].   ''Also go make a journal to tell your friends that you're arguing. Keep it [[Troll's Remorse|nice]] and [[obvious|vague]] so you can't get banned for being a [[drama whore]].''
#If they make a well-written post that proves that you are wrong, tell them you [[TLDR|didn't read it]], and put some kind of [[smiley]] at the end, and/or block them.
#If they keep replying call them a [[stalker]] and/or block them.
#Say something [[Your mom|witty]] and block them if you get bored.
#Follow the person you blocked, making sure to find out if they have any other accounts that you can post publicly on, [[unwarrented self importance|then accuse them of stalking you]], and/or block them again.

==Quotes==

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{{morphquote|chibixzaidequotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I don't CARE how the "lulz" work. The internet is just as serious as real life, because it IS real life.|Very serious business, people.
|If I could be any one race, I would be English...I'm already part English, but I would FAR rather be completely English than be Asian.... [[LOL WUT|But "OMG I'M SO WEEABOO, ZOMG!"]] Shut up. Grow up. Fucking trolls."|Chibixzaide, totally not racist.
|Humans are a society of wayward fiends, clawing greedily at their own gratifications and giving all others out.|Herself in a nutshell. Way to go, Chibixzaide!
|hovercrafts don't exist|Don't argue with science, folks.
|Oh yes, so I now must convert to assholism so that i may conform to the utmost degree, or throw myself from a bridge in order to stop being just another mark against the human race's efforts to be one big accumulative, shit-spewing ass!|[[Sarcasm|Wohoho, she got you there!]]
|Its what I get for being outspoken, I suppose.|Truth.
|I don't draw anime style.|You sure don't!
|Maybe I'll just take down the base; this is ridiculous... I don't want to have to police all of DA and keep telling people to fix it and give credit to me.|
|Yeah, I know what you mean. Its hard to find decent people in the world. I guess the assholes don't see it because they ARE the assholes, and they think highly enough of themselves...that other assholes seem fine too 'cause well...they're alike.|She sure loves [[Rim job|assholes]].
|They need to make it so blocking people makes it so they can't respond to ANY comments even on other people's pages.|That would be very convenient for you wouldn't it? }}
}}

==Journals and Comments==
{{cg|They see me trollin'|chibixzaideJournalsandcomments|center|<gallery>
Image:CZtheinternetisseriousdammit.JPG | ChibiXzaide, the only IRL person on the internets.
Image:Murrychristmastoallz.png
Image:PeoplewhodoreportingCZ.JPG | I WOULD NEVER DO THAT U GAIZ.
Image:XzaidecopyrightsBS.png | SHE KNOWS THE LAW, STFU
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Xzaideonobama.png | lol wut
Image:Xzaidethinksaboutdeepshit.jpg | Scientists have traveled far and wide to find anyone who gives a shit.
Image:Xzaidemodsarejackasses.png | Mods are jackasses... Until they ban someone for you.
Image:chibiXzaidedelusional.jpg | ALL TROLLS ARE PIKA-PIKA-ICHIGO.
Image:chibiXzaidetryingtobesmart1.jpg | AND SHE LOVES HER [[Waifu|WAIFU]]!
Image:chibiXzaidetryingtobesmart2.jpg | The e-psychologist made a accurate diagnosis.
Image:Xzaidebeinggrateful.jpg | Note to self, don't make this girl any fanart
Image:Age is maturity.JPG | According to ChibiXzaide, age is maturity.
Image:Spamabuse.jpg | Spam abuse.
Image:ChibiXzaide BUTTHURT.JPG | HOLY SHIT, SHE KNOWS.
Image:IhateHypocrites.png | Awww, she hates herself D: Go give her some love.
Image:chibiXzaidetriestowipe.jpg | Fail.
Image:Ohyousillywaifu1.JPG
Image:OCtheftlulz2cz.PNG
Image:Chibixzaidescreencap.jpg | In response to her picture of a raccoon sniffing little girl panties.
Image:Zz.jpg | With love.
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Furry]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[InvaderMar]]
*[[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
*[[Specism]]
*[[Teruchan]]
*[[Weeaboo]]

== External links ==

* {{dauser|chibixzaide}} Baaawleeted!
** [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/111964482/968380021 Example of ChibiXzaide being an attention whore]
* {{furaffinity|chibixzaide}} Bawleeted, how typical and boring!
* [http://www.side7.com/profile.cgim?member=Chibi_Xzaide Crappy old art account] 404
* [http://www.squiby.net/user/Punainen No words] That entire website (squibly.net) was lost at sea years ago, kek! (
*{{Instagram|erohiel}} Possibly her, since it is an art account and "erohiel" is a name they have used. The artwork looks rather similar (admittedly improved), and they like pokemon too, just like Chibixzaide.
*{{Instagram|boids.n.feesh}} Alt for non-art.
*{{Reddituser|erohiel}} Possible plebbitor.
*{{Pinterest|erohiel}} Pissibly.
*[https://www.threads.com/@erohiel Erohiel on threads] Another possible account, artwork and similar mannerisms, such as being an invader zim fan.
*[https://www.threads.com/@boids.n.feesh boids.n.feesh on threads] anuddah alt.

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User talk:Chuj

2025-11-10T11:01:22Z

Chuj: /* Title */

{{welcome}}

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==welcome==
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welcome back. potatoes, onions, and pickles have been waiting [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 09:00, 11 January 2022 (EST)

==Title==
Fix the editor so it can show pics. Right now it only shows pics in the preview but not in prod. I tried to complain but they didn't care. I refuse to waste my time on a broken editor. Also, idk how "talk" works, so i am posting this here. {{unsigned|ThisIsFine}}
::[https://files.catbox.moe/bhtquq.png works on my machine] --[[User:Chuj|Chuj]] ([[User talk:Chuj|talk]]) 10:59, 10 November 2025 (UTC)

User talk:Chuj

2025-11-10T10:59:49Z

Chuj: /* Title */

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==welcome==
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welcome back. potatoes, onions, and pickles have been waiting [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 09:00, 11 January 2022 (EST)

==Title==
Fix the editor so it can show pics. Right now it only shows pics in the preview but not in prod. I tried to complain but they didn't care. I refuse to waste my time on a broken editor. Also, idk how "talk" works, so i am posting this here. {{unsigned|ThisIsFine}}
::[http://Https://files.catbox.moe/bhtquq.png works on my machine] --[[User:Chuj|Chuj]] ([[User talk:Chuj|talk]]) 10:59, 10 November 2025 (UTC)

Hatsune Miku

2025-11-06T22:14:40Z

Chuj: Chuj moved page User:Angel/Hatsune Miku to Hatsune Miku without leaving a redirect: poopoopeepee

{{facts}} {{AspieFandom}}
[[File:Miku12.jpg|400px|thumb|right|]]
[[File:Miku.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Customisable Miku [[Dollfie|sex doll]]!]]
[[File:Miku5.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Miku in [[poland|Pooland]]]]

'''Hatsune Miku''' (初音ミク) is a program that you may spend thousands for, for it just to come without any instruments, pre made songs nor tutorials on how to begin your journey with creating weebo music. You can make any type of song using Miku, about any topic you could like, for instance [[depression]] and [[suicide]], politics, [[shit nobody cares about]], slutty ukrainians and even [[Tom Cruise]] if you feel like it.
 Hatsune is shown to be a kawaii [[high school]]er [[anime]] girl. She's 16 - barely over the age of consent in Japan. [[Pedophiles|Some]] like to argue that Miku's age is up to interpretation since she's just a software but everyone knows what they really mean.
 The [[vocaloid]] is also associated with two numbers, 01 - in 1914 Hatsune was one of the reasons the first world war began, and 39 - in 1939 Miku was an important part of German army. Because of her historical importance, she was even shown in Warsaw's WWII Museum in [[Poland]].

==Origins==
Have you ever been wondering who made the icon we know today? No? Too bad. One day Sasaki Wataru woke up with an idea of a [[loli]] character that the whole [[world]] would fall in [[love]] with. Because of his generousity he paid KEI to draw the singer for him, so he could watch [[animu|autistic cartoons]] to better understand what design is the most appealing for grown men.
 The old guy named his OC in the same as all other [[Mary Sue]]s are named - by giving them a meaning that needs to clearly hint on the character's superiority. Wataru went with "the sound of the future".
 Back when Miku was still in development the [[otaku]] market was still too small to be noticed by anyone, so she was made with companies in mind.
 Saki Fujita was the voice actor who bought the virtual singer to life. She had to record many samples of her voice for them to later be added into the program by ''Crypton Future Media'' - Sasaki's Company.

===Design===
[[File:Miku13.png|100px|thumb|right]]
Miku in her concept design was supposed to have some loose hair and some in a pig tail held with a bow shaped accessory.
 Finally someone found old files about the SS general Hatsune Miku that the [[vocaloid]] was orginally inspired by and used it as a reference for the first official design, giving her long blue hair in high pig tails on both sides of her head and a leak to show that women make good housewifes and [[slave]]s.
 Unfortunately some individual had decided to keep simplifying her design at any chance given causing her to look like a [[cancer]] survivor with a wig instead of real hair and a white shirt from a second hand shop.
===Popularity===
Before Hatsune there were many other equally hideous Vocaloids with lower success. So what made Miku stand out so much among all other virtual "singers"? The cause of this is prue luck.
 Miku grew in popularity thanks to ''Nico Nico Douga'', a website written in [[moonspeak]]. One of the most recognised songs was ''levan Polkka''and it's also where the leak thing came from.
===Concerts===
First solo concert of the [[internet]] star was held in [[Japan]] on March 2010. The reason behind this happening was to promote an upcoming game "Project Diva" since Japs knew no one would buy it otherwise. The usually 2D waifu was projected in a hologram form for the world to see. Noticing how well the concert went, crypton made a choice to keep lowering quality at each concert every year. Now if you go on so called ''Miku Expo'', you have to pay billions for a non vip ticket just to watch a youtube video displayed on a barely bigger than normal [[TV]]. Now that the Japanese have brainwashed citizens of more countries besides theirs, the events happen even in the least important countries.

==Other vocaloids==
Miku is not the only virtual "singer" made. Other Vocaloids' role is to be a support character of her in all of the songs they appear in. They're like different flavours of soda. You know they're always there but you will still only purchase them if you truly have no other, better option. There's [[at least 100]] other characters like that with better design and voice.
 For moar vocaloids please click [[vocaloid|here]]. For vocaloid rip offs click [[UTAU|here]].

===How To Make Your Own Vocaloid===
[[File:Miku8.jpg|100px|thumb|right]]
# Take one of the official drawings of Miku.
# Change colours of the clothes, hair maybe.
# Make sure to add at least one of these: wings, horns, cat ears, tail, magical necklace.
# Post it on [[DeviantArt]] or a different drawing platform.
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT]]!

==Artists==
*Kikuo - one of the very few successful [[AI]] [[artist]]s that made songs using this software. He specialises in making emo, sad music for edgy teens and [[future]] school shooters. Kikuo loves to add [[rape]], child abuse, [[cannibalism]], brainwashing, death and other abrasive topics into his artwork. The artist when on stage usually puts on a low quality wig in all colours of rainbow to make all faggots feel welcomed.

*PinnocchioP - writes lyrics and makes illustrations for his music. He appears to be suffering from Peter Pan Syndrome, refusing to grow up even after it's been over 10 years since he became a Miku [[fanboy]]. In his songs he tries to be a professional psychologist and speak about human nature.

* Deco*27 - makes songs mainly about love and relationships, thanks to that he can visualize to himself how well it could feel to have a partner. Deco often changes his style to try and find a perfect one that girls would fall for.

*Kairiki Bear - just like all piervously mentioned creators tries to make good songs about psychology and human emotions. All of his fans objectively agree he should stick to making graphics instead.

*Maretu - by fans often called "Materu", stands out from others with his orginal album covers that don't show bug boobed anime girls but text formed into easily recognisable icons. His most recognised song shows rape from the perspective of a predator, as if he wanted to hint us something.
==Songs==
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<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pChkFtpq95s</youtube>
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===Lolibait===
To the fandom's delight, Hatsune Miku Has as much [[lolicon]] artwork made of her as there are people on this planet.
 While no one besides adults who aren't mentally developed yet, cares for loli images, songs on the other hand are seen as controversial content. Currently most famous piece of media among them is ''Mimukawa Nice Try''. Miku's surname in that song being "Misugaki" in Japanese stands for "a sassy brat", however handful of people still defend it because [[pedophilia]] is OK if the song is catchy!
 Similiar situation happened before with the ''Rabbit Hole'' song.
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==Duets==
Miku and Luka - A [[lesbian]], or in Japanese called [[Yuri]], duet of a blue and pink haired women. All their songs show the sexual tension between them. Mostly recognised for ''Magnet'' and ''Ai Dee''.

Miku and Gumi - A duet between a personificated carrot and Hatsune. The most recognised songs of them togheter are ''Hayloft'' - stolen from an actual artist with no real effort put into it, and ''Matryoshka'' - a bunch of random sentences put togheter making it look like written by a madman.

Miku and Rin/Len - Sometimes it's a trio between Rin, Len and Miku, at other times Len and Rin are seen as the same person or just incest. Whenever in the song appears Rin, just like the Luka's duets, the tune turns into a sexy [[fantasy]] of a [[horny]] [[fangirl]]. If it's Len to appear in the song, the [[poor]] man falls in love with the selfish, heartless lesbian. Examples of both can be ''Promise'' and ''ReACT''.

Miku and SeeU - A duet of a vocaloid from the [[Good_Korea| worse Korea]] and a better, Japanese version of it. They have a lot of songs togheter but since they sound exactly the same, no one has ever paid any close attention to them, what resulted in most getting forgotten.

===Teto and Miku===
After the creation of the song ''Mesmerizer'', that is speculated to have been created by [[Allah]] to take away the hearing of non believers,
nothing new has appeared in the fandom.
 All of the newest albums have to join the trend and include the two overused characters. Sometimes the self proclaimed artists attempt to add Neru as well. It's supposed to be a reference to the song ''Tripple Baka''.
 Although most current fans weren't even alive when the song came out, they still try to appeal to older audience and just like [[Disney]] get views based on people's nostalgia.
==Fans==
[[File:Miku9.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Averange Vocaloid fans meet up.]]
[[File:Miku6.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

The fanbase is built out of [[white]] men desperate for female [[attention]], nerds, ocassionally [[sand niggers]] trying to appear popular among women but failing.
It's not that hard to use [[Tinder]]. They should give it a try and they might even find someone as pathetic as them.

Can be usually found at/in:
# [[Anime Convention]]s
# Asian restaurants (only buying sushi and ramen)
# their filthy basement full of kawaii posters and figurines
# A shrine of their waifu
# Cosplay stores
===[[art school|Artwork]]===
The official artwork portrays Miku as the autistic Princess having collaborations with franchises like ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''[[Sonic]]'', ''Pusheen'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]''. Older drawings were all made by KEI because of the company's greed, newest ones are from fans participating in their competitions.
 Artwork made by the fandom is one of the most important things in a communities. Fan arts of Hatsune Miku from platforms like ''DeviantArt'' and ''Newgrounds'' spread like a parasite to all social media, even news. There's no point in trying to avoid them, every time you encounter one, it is advised to report the poster's account as child abuse or bestiality, just in case.

===[[Cosplay]]===
[[File:Miku26.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]
{{quote|Every Hatsune Miku is canon!|lazy anonymous internet user justifying their poor excuse of a cosplay}}
With the popularity comes the burden of getting [[cosplay]]ed by ungrateful children, old hags and heavily edited on photos [[Asian]] women who are definitely asking for it. With how widely the above quote spread, we now have to deal with it's consequences even in real life. Going on anime conventions may result in you getting squished to a wall by a [[Fat]]sune Miku cosplayer attempting to pass by you in an averange sized corridor.
 If that's not too much for you, right after passing by her, you would be met with quadrillion other the virtual singer [[cosplay]]ers usually in an unstyled wig with random unfitting clothes that look like taken out of trash.

===Ships===
Miku might not have a personality but the geekwads wouldn't let it stop them from making a bunch of ships of their personas with their precious [[waifu]].
 Some of the obsessed [[incel]]s go as far as to pay real artists to draw their vicious ships while they could be spending their funds on most important matters. Among which are donating their money to support [[Israel]] after [[Palestine]]'s fake accusations and purchasing dakimakuras of 9999-year-old [[vampire]] girls.
 Most of the artwork contains either Hatsune covered in feaces, Botox body fetish or sometimes both at the same time. Occasionally you might also happen to find fanfictions made by true weeaboos for other weeaboos. Instead of reading them whole it's more timeworthy to just read the last chapter since they're all exactly the same.

===[[BAWWWW]] IT'S MIKU'S SONG===
At intervals, certain inviduals post videos online with the song titled ''PoPiPo''. Some nice souls from the internet occasionaly notice their interest in the song and want to help them get to know the full story behind it. The truth is, the melody has been created in the name of Officer Rex, a policeman that killed the [[Audrey Hale|trans Nashville school schooter]]. Vocaloid fans reject to accept that because of how woke their fandom is, and argue using their only argument, calling it Nazi propaganda.

===Miku is 16 you pedo!===
Handful of people can see a character with M cup breasts and call that a [[minor]]. That's because of their visualisation, pedophilic tendencies and their need to make the characters younger then they really are.

===Annual hating on the newest Snow Miku===
Each year a number of unemployed people wake up ready to complain about the winning design of Snow Miku and repeat how much better the piervous one was (although the pervious year they said exactly the same thing).
 There's a competition that happens yearly for the best miku design for each winter season. Never in the past decades were the Americunts satisfied with the results. Their brains are too slowed because of the amount of calories they [[over 9000| devour daily]] to see the improvement of her design. Sadly it's not curable and they're stuck complaining forever.

===Miku is AI===
People may tell you she's not but don't let them fool you! She's a hologram. Japs have always lived in the future. Back in the day of Hatsune's creation, they already knew how [[Artificial Intelligence]] is going to work since they were the original idea providers for their [[Chinese]] cheap labour children to build.
[[File:Miku10.jpg|150px|thumb|right|The only way to make Miku fansboys take a shower.]]
==Memes==
===Detachable hair===
[[File:Miku24.jpg|300px|thumb|right]]
[[File:Miku20.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Miku with [[niggers]]' symbol.]]
A [[forced meme]], made at any given occasion by the same unfunny newfags over and over. At first people would joke about Miku not having pigtails since they were too lazy of a cunt to finish their [[cosplay]]s, then it moved to artwork and memes becoming yet another [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|cancer that kills already unstable weebaoo community]].

===Miku does not speak to [[british]] people===
To this day it's unknown why she only hates Brits. Most of her fans, even the ones guilty of coming from Great Britain acknowledge that and agree with her views.

===The world is hers===
Back in the prime of Hatsune Miku one of the artists working with the software, created a song and gave it a name ''the world is mine''. It told the story of a young girl slowly becoming a dominant mommy the Japan needed after recieving the atomic bomb in Hiroshima.
The goal was to boost Yellowmen ego after their pathetic loss in the war. To this day the song is used as a second national anthem. Sadly
for the author, because of their creation they are now prohibited from entering America and could aet arrested on spot if they attempted that.
 The meme was started by the true enemies of [[Japan]], [[Americans]], to mock their culture and the idea of [https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/the-man-who-married-a-hologram-in-japan-can-no-longer/426715 getting married to a 2D character and after years of happy marriage losing contact to their waifu because the company discontinued.]

===Hair loss===
If you paid attention to official artwork of the character, you might have noticed she’s surpassing human limits by balding in the blink of an eye. It's another forced meme that appears every few seconds when someone mentions [[vocaloid]].

==Manga==
While Miku doesn't have her own anime - not counting the movie (but still appears in some other animes), what she has is a few mangas like ''Hachune Miku's Everyday Vocaloid Paradise!'' and ''Cantarella''. Most are fan made and not worth reading however sometimes you might find official ones here and there.

==Movie==
In 2025 after the [[Minecraft]] and the Snow-white movie we had to receive another movie made based on already existing story. "Colorful Stage! The Movie: A Miku Who Can't Sing" also called "Colorful Stage! The Movie: The Story Of An Emo Child" is based on a [[Japanese]] mobile game about 5 groups of teens going to school, creating music [[theories | untill they all get AIDS and start seeing imaginary friends who teach them to make better music]].
 In the movie they introduce the viewers to yet another Miku. The only difference between her and the rest is that she's shy and emo. At some point she finds God and all her mental illnesses are cured.
 The movie ends with the characters [[SNCA|no one cared about]] dancing on the screen in the same 3D style and quality that they do in the game.

==Appearance in games==
Bringing up every single game Miku has appeared in is pointless. There's too many and most of them are fanmade dating sims. That's why we're going to focus only on the official games.

===''Project diva''===
A game from [[2009]], it's available to play even on arcade however no one ever does it since real Project Diva players stay in their home 24/7. It's the first official game with Hatsune Miku and get friends.

===''Logic Paint S''===
In that complicated game you are required to use a lot of logic to solve each drawing hidden behind a puzzle. You need to colour pixels in the way that the game tells you to. It's a paid version of [https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=sandbox.art.sandbox&hl=en-US Sandbox] with additional features like Miku in the corner of your screen... Or one of the other main 6 Vocaloids. There's a second part of this game that you have to pay for separately. The only plus is that on ''Steam'' you can play a game up to 2 hours and still be able to refund it and get all your money back. In conclusion, it helps greedy fans save some cash.

===''Hatsune Miku: The Planet Of Wonder And Fragments Of Wishes''===
A relatively new game full of mini games that you can find for free in app store. The idea of the game is simple, Miku crushed a spaceship on an unknown planet and now has to repair it. Why was she and her companions in the spaceship in the first place? What happened with it that caused it to crush? These information were never revealed in the story, since Crypton Future Media is aware of the mental capabilities of its' [[gamers|players]] and doesn't bother explaining anything harder to understand than "1+1=2".

===''Hatsune Miku VR''===
A game created in 2018 after the American government threathened to sue Crypton if they don't try to help the community to fight the growing obesity rates of the only [[Lie|truly free country]]. It's ''Just Dance VR'' but with a [[copyright]]ed character. To keep attention of the brainrotted children, the developers made sure to add as many flashing lights as possible.

===''Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage''===
A mobile game also called [[Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage|PJSK]] available on [[iPhone]]s and [[Android]]s. There's a story mode but no one uses it since all the players come there either for gambling or rivalry against children in playing ''Magic Tiles 3'' but with [[animu]] girls.

 Honorable mentions:
* Hatsune Miku: project mirai
* Hatsune Miku: Connecting Puzzle Tamagotori
* Fitness Boxing feat. Hatsune Miku
==[[Figure Collecting|Figurines]]==
[[File:Miku3.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A perfect example of what happens if you don't pay attention to keeping a proper posture.]]
[[File:Miku4.jpg|100px|thumb|right]]
[[File:Miku2.mov|300px|thumb|right]]
Just like many other [[animu]] characters Miku is the victim of gooner figurine companies. Toys of such are mainly used by [[fantard]]s as a more expensive version of a [[dildo]], every now and then also used as tampons. These days available at all anime stores and almost everywhere in [[America]].
 Half of existing paper figurines are just stolen 3D models of official figurines remade in such way that you can print it out and put together. The other half are this time orginal, gooner [[loli]] figures. Made only by the [[poor]].
 The rich prefers to buy garage kits instead. This type of figurine costs 20 times more, most come unpainted and not done without a proper packing. It's a luxury version of [[Plastic crap|plastic]] from usually independent artist. A few companies noticed that if they sell not done product they can set the price as higher, as well. This is why now you can pucharse not rare garage kit figurines at your local [[Walmart]] for only 400 dollars.
 Every year a figurine contest happens where artists get to design a new Miku and one of them has the chance smaller than winning in the lottery, to be chosen. The winner of 2025 was announced what resulted in many of participants feeling aggrieved since it weren't their crappy scribblers to be chosen. To show their disapproval of the winner, they started calling it [[AI]] and trying to find proof to back their claim.

==Gallery==

{{cg| Mikudayo | MikuGallery |center|
<gallery perrow="5">
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File:Miku11.jpg
File:Miku19.jpg
File:Miku18.jpg
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File:Miku16.jpg
File:Miku15.jpg
File:Miku14.jpeg
File:Miku25.png | Miku duck
File:Miku23.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Miku7.jpg
File:MultiDickMiku.gif
File:Miku21.jpg | [[gooner]] figurine
File:Miku22.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[[Vocaloid]]
*[[Harem Comedy]]
*[[Sanrio]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]]
*[[Fanboy]]
*[[Nightcore]]
*[[UTAU]]
*[[Mikuchan]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.crypton.co.jp Official website of Crypton Future Media]
*[https://www.colorfulstage.com PJSK official website]
*{{EDF|post|4786|The movie review from edf}}
*[https://snowmiku.com Snow Miku]
*[https://miku.sega.com/megamixplus/index.html Project Diva official]

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User talk:ThisIsFine

2025-10-31T20:18:17Z

Chuj:

==Welcome==

Hey man, I see that you finally created an account on here. IHM asked me to tell you to reach out to her on Telegram, she has a couple things to tell you. [[User:KingWewuz|KingWewuz]] ([[User talk:KingWewuz|talk]]) 15:24, 24 August 2021 (EDT)

== sandbox ==
learn how to sandbox before shitting out assugly stubs
xoxo
--[[User:Chuj|Chuj]] ([[User talk:Chuj|talk]]) 20:18, 31 October 2025 (UTC)

User:LolzieCow69

2025-10-30T23:01:38Z

Chuj:

{{Aspergers}}

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Ben

2025-08-22T13:57:02Z

Chuj: gay ass nigger sex

[[File:Benjamin-franklin-lightning.jpg|thumb|Some guy called Benjamin, maybe you heard of him.]]

'''Ben''', short for '''Benjamin''' or '''Benedict''', is a [[Jewish]] boy's name.

Which '''Ben''' do you want?:

* [[Ben400]]
* [[Ben Bernanke]]
* [[Ben Ford]]
* [[Ben Garrison]]
* [[Ben Grady]] - A [[rapist]] podcaster
* [[Ben Huh]] - I Can Has Cheezburger?
* [[Ben Johnson]]
* [[Ben Kovitz]] - Wikipedo.
* [[Ben Kuchera]]
* [[Ben Schumin]]
* [[Ben Shapiro]]
* [[Benthelooney|Ben Tannehill]], mainly known as "Benthelooney"
* [[Ben Vodden]]

As '''Benjamin''':

* [[Benjamin Fischbein]]
* [[Benjamin Jeffrey Smith]], babyfur geezer who wanted to be just like Kyle Rittenhouse.
* [[CheekyBen|Benjamin Joseph Garbett]], mainly known as "CheekyBen"
* [[Evil-unveiled.com/Dannywyatt|Benjamin Sean Rzadca]], mainly known as "Dannywyatt"

As '''Benny''':
* [[Benny Lava]]
* [[Benny the Snake|Benny Ortiz]], mainly known as "Benny the Snake"

'''Surname''':
* [[Sargon of Akkad|Carl Benjamin]], mainly known as "Sargon of Akkad"

{{names}}

Xenuria

2024-11-26T17:44:07Z

Chuj: reworked it for reasons

{{Conspiracy}}
[[File:Xenuria_redhood_distance.png|1000px|frameless|center]]

[[File:Xenuria2.png|thumb|the greasy faggot]]
[[File:Xenuriatorpedotits.png|thumb|right|Xenuria being a big gay by showing off his torpedo tits on the ED discord server]]
[[File:AutismCat.gif|thumb|right|Xenuria and his [[kittens|cat]]]]
[[File:Darvnude.jpg|thumb|left|Boipussy]]
[[File:Xentits.jpg|thumb|left|Boititties]]

'''Xenuria''' aka '''Aaron Bongart''' aka '''The Pondering Llama''' aka '''Verbal Kint''' is a socially awkward 35 years old autistic man with firm perky tits who's lack of social skills and the ability to tell that people can't fucking stand him led to believe that [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through [[retard|devotion]] to the great [[xenu]], tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and [[gotis|incorporate it into how he acts online]].

== Xenuria: is a Philosophical Genius ==
[[File:Xenuriacringe.png|thumb|[[Pedobear|Little Red Riding Hood]]]]
Xenuria claims superiority over most people because he started <strike>going to college</strike> sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

== A failed agenda ==

Xenuria was running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues" into full circle, using the incredibly summary of logic he sucked out of [[Secondlife]]'s endless supply of rainbow cock, he thinks that because the in-game models lack sexual organs and the ability to hop on poseballs and fuck while having textsex that it would be good to use as a vehicle to propel his ideas to the masses.

[https://zkillboard.com/kill/40580154/ This idea, was of course shot down harder than a Goonswarm titan that jumps instead of bridges.]

He is obsessed with this concept and continues to push for autism. There is no chance of him [https://redd.it/4ft6c being elected] to the CSM as the [https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/search?q=Xenuria&restrict_sr=on entire community] of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase. The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100 or so alts supporting him so that he makes a fool out of himself.

[http://toshimo.com/csm.html CSM Primaries which he is still not ontop of.]

[https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64355 Vote for Xenuria! Bring the [[autism|trash]] of [[Secondlife]] into [[EVE Online]]]]

[[File:Eve_Monument_lulz.png|thumb|right|The Eve community is accurately represented by this act of vandalism.]]

== Another failed agenda ==

In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, '''Xenuria''' stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.

== Victoria secret ==
This torpedo tittied weirdo sells bras and panties for a living and is basically the [[Hank Hill]] of lingerie. He uses the money he makes from selling bras and bra accessories to buy doordash for women on the internet that will never fuck him.

== Movie references ==
Stanley Kubric once said that everything that happened in eyes wide shut was based on real life events that happened when he spent a weekend hanging out with xenuria in manhattan. Xenuiria has said that he's dated no less then 3 women who had Labyrinth posters in their bedroom, this makes sense because xenuria dates a lot of teenagers and is so impossibly autistic that he has a pie chart of all the women he's fucked. Totally straight not at all homosexual behavior.

== Totally not a lesbian vampire ==

Guys he's totally a straight man and not a sapphic Toreador in deep cover. This turbo dyke goes to "lesbian pool parties" and finger bangs women while wearing thick gauge black nitrile gloves because that's totally a normal thing that a manly man does. His walls are fucking red, his ceiling is fucking red, he dresses like he just got done eating out the daughter of some 1800s french aristocrat. He's basically the daywalker of lesbians and his breast milk grants eternal youth but only if it’s drunk from the source.

== The Cornfield Incident ==

There have been numerous sightings of Xenuria in the cornfields of [[Indiana]] and one in particular resulted in him being arrested and convicted on weapons charges. The night of the arrest Xenuria was seen in a long red hooded robe knocking on the door of a local farmer and asking if he could take his daughter to senior prom. It’s unclear if the farmer’s daughter and Xenuria knew each other but when the dad brandished a firearm Xenuria pulled a sword cane from his robe and started chopping up the farmer’s shrubbery. The police arrived to defuse the situation and Xenuria was booked for weapons charges.

== Eve Online & Second Life ==

Xenuria has unwarranted self importance because he fought in the sim wars and was present for the shelling of Fort Longcat or some shit. Engaging with him about gaming is dangerous as one false move and he will go on an hour long pseudo philosophical rant that nobody understands like a cutscene out of metal gear solid. He later took this insufferable bleating to eve online, a high stakes space bureaucracy simulator populated by psychopaths that make patrick bateman look like pee wee herman. Some luls did occur when Xenuria’s name was scratched off the eve monument in Iceland resulting in the FBI and Interpol opening an investigation into the vandalism. As a joke he was later elected to the CSM, an unimportant unpaid consulting team that works directly with the developers of the game.

== Gaming Journalism ==

Xenuria was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since [https://www.themittani.com/features/killing-messenger-eve-reflects-reality farted out] several articles about the psychology of [https://www.themittani.com/features/drifting-through-narrative internet spaceships]. He was also featured on the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LptrYG9h9_Q Meta-Show] where he waxed autismal about [[EVE_Online]] and other dumb shit. During [[Gamergate]], Xenuria opened a [[skeptic]] youtube channel called '''The Pondering Llama''' under which he debunked Christianity and Feminism and did many livestreams with [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armored Skeptic]]. In 2016, Xenuria fell into the alt-right pipeline which would be a portent of things to come.

== The Allegations ==

There have been substantial allegations of [[lulz|murder, theft, rape, genocide and pedophilia]] all made against xenuria. Even some nebulous claims that he jaywalked one time in 2017. At the [[Unite the Right 2|second Unite the right Rally]] in Charlottesville, Virginia, Xenuria was a scheduled speaker. He showed up 45 minutes late to the rally due to an infection in his [[Circumcision|foreskin]]. He still was there in time to hold a shield and stand alongside his fellow American Vanguard members. Due to his participation and being caught on film shouting "JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US", Xenuria was doxxed and fired from his job at Papa Gino's pizza. He did a stint of guest appearances on Alt right podcasts such as The Daily Shoah, Warski Life with Andy Warski and [[French|JF Gariepy]], Radio Free Northwest Starring Harold Covington, and Radix Journal Podcast. He was also a featured speaker at the American Renaissance 2018 conference. However, he began to receive criticisms of "grifting" from Nick Fuentes and disappeared from youtube, bitchute, and goytv.

Xenuria once tried to get hockles (a 12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock, he later showed up at his house in a puke green 1972 Ford Pinto and tried to sell him pokemon cards that he printed himself. If that wasn’t bad enough he has also race-mixed with black lesbian women and betrayed the white race. He's basically pure fucking evil and you should never relax around him or breath the same air.

Between the years of 2005 and 2009 several women went missing in Spring City Utah and it was later discovered that their bones were used to build some kind of Avant-garde art exhibit in an underground BDSM sissy hypno rave. Xenuria denies any involvement and when you bring it up he will change the subject and refuse to talk about it.

While doing lines off the back of a Taiwanese [[femboy]] in a Brooklyn nightclub, an anonymous tip resulted in the police raiding the club. Upon realizing the police were coming for him he snorted all 3 8-Balls of coke, and proceeded to re-enact the entirety of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver through interpretive dance. When questioned by police he remained silent and tested negative for any narcotics, lacking evidence the police were forced to let him walk.

== Quarrels with birds ==

Xenuria once had beef with a flock of [[turkey]] vultures and was stalked daily by them for reasons unknown. Eventually the birds stopped following him to work after realizing he was a [[Eugenia Cooney|lanky faggot with no meat on his bones]]. It's also possible they are waiting for him to kill another prostitute and bury her body in his tomato garden. Xenuria called [[Fat Larry's Band|the police]] on the birds and when it was explained that there was no jail for birds and no such thing as “Criminal Startling” he proceeded to buy grip trainers so that one day he would be ready for their return.
<gallery>
File:Xenuria_stalkers.jpg|Imagine being afraid
File:Xenuria_stalkers_2.png|of this.
</gallery>

== Xenuria: Funfacts ==

* Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
* Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
* Xenuria matched with Justin Roiland on grindr
* Xenuria has a [http://i.imgur.com/bBWgLYK.jpg vagina].
* Xenuria's woman is a [[Nigger]], making him a [[beastiality|nigger lover and a monkey fucker]], the [[nigress]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NhBAH-HlN4 is featured in this video]
* Xenuria believes in trannies worshiping jins because there was a [[Injuns|chalagmua Tribe]] that belived in [[faggot|two spirits]] and that's why you should put kid on hormone blockers and [[Jews|worship Baal]]

== Xenuria's "Dox" ==

Xenuria Maravarona's Dox

[https://web.archive.org/web/20090215140158/http://www.shorttext.com/z420kv Practice fedora awareness at home kids.]

==See Also==
*[[Darviela Maravarona/Chatlogs]]
*[[Darviela Maravarona/Lol logs]]
*[[Mudshark]]

==External Links==

*{{twitter|Xenuria}}
*{{Telegram|Xenuria}}
*{{Steam|76561198018093315}}
*Second Life - Darviela

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[[Category:People|Maravarona, Darviela]]

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Chuj:

File:Xenuria stalkers 2.png

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Chuj: xenuria's stalker birbs ON A TREE

== Summary ==
xenuria's stalker birbs ON A TREE

File:Xenuria stalkers.jpg

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Chuj: xenuria's stalker birbs

== Summary ==
xenuria's stalker birbs

File:Xentits.jpg

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Chuj: xenuria's a-cups

== Summary ==
xenuria's a-cups

User:Chuj/Sandbox/Xenuria

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Chuj: reworking xenuria's article for fun and financial compensation

User talk:PsychoMediaCentre

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Chuj:

{{welcome}}
[[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 07:55, 23 September 2024 (UTC)

== CAPITALIZE THE GOSH-DARN PROPER NAMES WHEN MAKING NEW ARTICLES CHUD ==
^ - [[User:Chuj|chuj]] -1730640402

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*[[World Naked Bike Ride]] <noinclude>10 26, 2024</noinclude>
*[[HoleHunter]] <noinclude>10 22, 2024</noinclude>
*[[‎In The Night Garden]] <noinclude>10 22, 2024</noinclude>
*[[Pain Girl]] <noinclude>10 21, 2024</noinclude>
*[[‎Tim Walz]] <noinclude>10 20, 2024</noinclude>
<noinclude>[[Category:Maintenance]]</noinclude>

In the night garden

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In The Night Garden

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{{Offended}}
{{Crap}}
[[File:makkafaggot.png|400px|thumb|An Hero]]

If [[Teletubbies]] wasn't much of a horrifying show to watch, Just wait until you see '''''In The Night Garden''''', In which watching one episode of it is the equivalent of [[tubgirl|Shitting your eyes off]] with a spoon, Created by [[BBC|The BBC]] to [[Fail|Help Children Fall Asleep Easier]], It has sparked a revolution of Autism and Faggotry across the [[british|british]] community.

== Characters ==

[[Retard|'''IgglePiggle''']]: A [[furfag|Fucking Disgusting Furry]] [[Aspergers_Syndrome|AssBurger]] whom carries around a Blue Blanket and for some reason [[an_hero|falls over when excited]] when he sees something [[shit_no_one_cares_about|exciting]], for some reason he [[No_Human_Being_is_Illegal|Doesn't Reside in the HellHole]] of the [[shit|Night Garden]].

[[Nigger|'''Upsy Daisy''']]: IgglePiggles supposed Nigger GirlFriend, for some reason the [[Pedophilia|Creators]] of the show Made her black, But she [[Shit nobody cares about|Dances around the Garden]] and etc

[[Jew|'''Makka Pakka''']]: Stone Cleaning Cunt who allegedly [[epic_win|stoned israelis with is own supply]] and pushes around [[Bomb|his og pog]], which he uses the sponge and soap to [[molest|wash faces]]

[[Incest|'''Tombliboos''']]: three [[Douchebag|midgets]] who live in a [[shit|bush]] and make [[Nickelback|shitty music]] and [[Shit nobody cares about|harass]] the other resident of the garden

[[train|'''Ninky Nonk''']]: Train that goes around the garden [[Epic Win|ramming indians]] and [[Rape|fucking your bitch]].

[[Heisenberg_Uncertainty_Principle|'''Pinky Ponk''']]: Zeppelin that [[crap|makes shit noises]] and just the same thing as the Ninky Nonk but [[fail|flies]].

==See Also==
*[[Teletubbies]]
{{Television}}

==External links==
* [https://thisvid.com/videos/japanese-students-ate-food-mixed-with-laxatives/ This Show in a nutshell]
{{BNA}}

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#REDIRECT [[World Naked Bike Ride]]

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[[File:Naked_bike_ride.jpg|thumb|right|Satisfaction]]

The '''World Naked Bike Ride''' is a semi-annual [[faggot|nudist]] frenzy found across the globe, where certain unclothed individuals cycle through streets while advertising their disproportionate bodies. You and your family members are flashed, whether you choose to or not, with the sight of [[obese]] and [[anorexic]] men and women's [[body|flesh]] — as their genitals are presented to us in the form of a flapping, dancing package bashed like a pendulum onto their faux leather seats. Once seen, it is typical that one will [[bleach]], [[Pain Series#OH GOD MY EYES|gouge]] and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|burn]] both your eyes to the socket in an effort to wipe the imagery of those dangling breasts and miserable [[micropenises]] from your poor [[you|pre-adolescent]] mind. Similar to the Folsom fair, these [[sick fucks]] decide to take up your road space WHILST jerking off, in an already traffic jammed day.

== HOW TO DEAL WITH NAKED CYCLISTS ==
[[File:DodgeThis3.JPG|thumb|right|How to Deal with Naked Cyclists]]

# get inspired by [[James Alex Fields]]
# Buy a Dodge Challenger
# Find the swarm of them
# bulldoze them
# reverse
# [[GTFO]] of there
# PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

== See Also ==
*[[Secks]]
*[[IPN|I Post Naked]]
*[[Bike]]

{{Sex}}
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User talk:NEVER GOON

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Chuj:

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for improving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 18:10, 10 Oct 2024 (PT)
:absolutely, let me just do some research first -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 01:13, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Thanks! More lulz overall would be nice! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 05:31, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
::Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:48, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Back from the dead, intellectually checkmated ==
Sup! This is the original creator of the [[Intellectual Checkmate]] page, back from 2007. It's amazing being back.

So, listen, my first contribution is to actually correct a little mistake I made back in '07. One of the parts of the "Dr. Anonymous" section of the Intellectual Checkmate article was added by me, as in not with the source material. I was just trying to get my $0.02 in, so I wanted to make that right by just removing my lame-ass paragraph. Could you approve my edit request? [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 00:58, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

===Verifying edits===
Ayo, what's this shite about needing our edits to be approved all about? [[User:Pooper|Pooper]] ([[User talk:Pooper|talk]]) 16:52, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
the answer is simple thanks to vandalism from ljupco GOI and CLU to stop him implemented this approval system where you get your edits approved i know its gay but i dont know if its ever gonna be removed [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 19:16, 15 October 2024 (UTC)
:i'm not the one who implemented the pending approval system, you will have to ask [[User:Admin]] about that, he is in charge of that. in the meantime, i will give you automoderated because i trust you, you've made a good first edit and aren't a vandal. — <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User:NEVER GOON|ng]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[User talk:NEVER GOON|t]] / [[Special:Contributions/NEVER GOON|c]] / [[User:NEVER GOON/Sandbox|snca]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[File:Nevergoongem.png|50px]] 04:10, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
::On that note, I may go to Admin to request opening access to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed|Needed/Proposed]]. Speaking of which, what would you think about tagging [[Intellectual Checkmate]] as crap? It's had virtually one editor, Benos aka Lazarus, sperging the shit out of it for thirteen years because he's autistic and engaged in a RL conflict with Goronchev. It started out great, but isn't funny anymore and needs a rewrite. [[User:BoyyyFromAlaska|BoyyyFromAlaska]] ([[User talk:BoyyyFromAlaska|talk]]) 15:08, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
:::Sorry I am just now reading this. Please directly contact GOI with these requests as this is a shared account which is not checked as often. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 11:53, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

== A Question ==
I have a question for you never goon but you gotta get on so i can ask it [[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded FAG]] ([[User talk:Retarded FAG|talk]]) 15:38, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

==Can you put me on automoderated?==
I'm trying to write an article and its making this image-work really hard to work with. [[User:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma 2]] ([[User talk:Stoic Sigma 2|talk]]) 23:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)
:Just FYI, I think I took care of this a few days ago.[[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 11:53, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

==im gonna unban aifox==
if you have aproblem with that hit me on edf or discord @manofpoo [[User:Chuj|chuj]] 13:55 26/10/24 utc

User talk:IvanTsapaev2K7

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Chuj:

{{Welcome}} HellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 12:15, 2 October 2024 (UTC)
==Sandbox==
Remember, please make your pages first in your personal [https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:MyPage/Sandbox&action=edit&preload=Template:UserSandbox/preload sandbox] before submitting them kthx [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 14:47, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

== kys nigger ==
keep your shitty stubs in sandbox before they are longer than 1 sentence thank you kitten ;* --[[User:Chuj]] 22:16, 25 October 2024 CEST