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[[File:PreachingtheGoatse.jpg|center]]
[[File:PTGPortrait.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The [[selfie]] of a serial killer in training.]]
[[File:JesusLovesYoubyRobbie.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A teen-aged boy made this. Now let that sink in.]]
[[File:Robbie_haet_fun.png|200px|thumb|right|Let's use this to set the tone for this article.]]
[[File:PreachingtheGoatse2.png|thumb|left|Much Better.]]
Once upon a time, there lived a [[16 year old girl|fifteen year old boy]] of the fundamentalist Christian persuasion who saw the influence of [[Satan]] in almost everything outside of his house in Colorado Springs, Colorado. With this revelation heavy upon his conscience as well as the power of [[Christ]] compelling him, this ever vigilant Christian boy joined the artistic cesspool known as [[DeviantART]] in hopes that he could accumulate many [[scam|dA points]] whilst [[goatse|spreading]] the word of [[God]] to the heretical tarlet masses.

That boy's name is <s>[[powerword|Robert]]</s> [[powerword|Stephen Christopher Bauers]] (often referred to as "Robbie" or "Pastor Robbie" by his [[trolls|adoring fans]]) also known as '''PreachingtheGospel''' and whether you like it or not he is here to save your soul. This is his story and nothing less!

==Saving Souls For Jesus==

[[File:Religionshovedownthroat1.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is what Robbie does.]]
[[File:Robbiebegsforpoints.png|200px|thumb|right|Pastor Robbie begs for dA points like [[pedobear]] craves [[loli]].]]
With Bible in hand and one hell of a persecution complex, Preachingthegospel is a hardcore [[Baptist]] [[Christian|Christfag]] who joined DeviantART to "save souls for Jesus" by pretending to be a Pastor (and no he does not have a license) and "[[rape|ministering]]" the userbase. He has more than likely never so much as cracked open a Bible but rather has learned everything he knows about Christianity from [[Jack Chick|Chick tracts]], his mommy, and his pastor.

Much to the chagrin of everyone with which he comes in contact, "Pastor Robbie" is even more relentless than most [[Cult|Jehovah's Witnesses]] at your door when it comes to [[GodJesus]]. He actively seeks out any individual who has so much as an ever so slightly different religious denomination than himself and proceeds to go full-on capslock and spam their dA page telling them the good news about how Jesus is "[[wut|Truth and Life]]" and how "the power of Christ compels" them to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior until the individual or individuals he is trying to "save" block him, which only leads to more whining from Robbie, because how can he save their souls when he's blocked?

When he's not harassing those people he deems "Satanists" by shoving his religious beliefs down their throats, he uses deviantArt as a personal hugbox whenever the non-believers tell him to fuck off. When someone, even if they are a Christian, calls him out on his bullshit or anyone, even a "fellow Christian", tries to talk sense into him and get him to understand why his message isn't getting through to anyone, this usually leads to Robbie sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling "LALALALA! I can't hear you, you evil Satanists!". He will deny that they are not a "true Christian" and then proceed to write even more nonsensical dA journals where he calls out anyone who's not a [[No|perfect Christian]] like him as "Satanists" (including but not limited to Buddhists, Atheists, Agnostics, etc.) all the while attempting to make himself look like some sort of holy martyr and that the Satanists are attacking him because he's Christian, not because he's actually an idiot harassing users and spamming their pages with what he deems "The Truth".

Ironically enough, PreachingtheGospel will become seriously [[butthurt|ass-pained]] if anyone so much as uses the hashtag #preachingthegospel in a dA submission whether it is directed at him or not. This in-turn leads to him writing yet more call-out journals and he will also unleash the fucking fury if someone else writes a journal or creates art calling him but in his bullshit. He will also e-beg for [[money|DA Points]] at any given opportunity and receives [[scam|points]] whenever he whines about evil Satanists being mean to him. Lately he has been whining about how mean "his fellow Christians" have been to him. It's a never-ending cycle of faggotry and faggotry is apparently Preachingthegospel's happy place.

It should be noted that he seriously thinks that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/I-thought-blocking-them-would-help-621531858 "Satanic troll version of Wikipedia"] and has even spammed ED's official dA group {{Deviantart|In-ae-We-Trust}}.

Needless to say, [[thin skin|his jimmies are rustled quite easily]].

==Satanen: The Object of His Obsessions ==

[[File:Praise_god__by_preachingthegospel-dab5cl1.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Robbie [[stalker|drew Satanen]] on the far left. [[yes|Are they high on Christ]]?]]
[[File:Peoplerepent_and_praise_jesus_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He drew Satanen again. Get saved, shit out a person!]]
[[File:SatanenasCinderella.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Pastor Robbie draws the object of his obsession as Cinderella.]]

Pastor Robbie's main targets to [[rape|save]] are non-Christian females, which he has deemed evil lesbian Satanists who are in dire need of redemption so they will "[[wut|stop having Satanic lesbian blood orgies]]" simply because they don't want him spreading his religious beliefs like a disease on their userpages. Whilst trying to minister all the other Satanists is all well and good, his favorite Satanist is a dA user who goes by the name of {{Deviantart|Satanen}}.

It all likely started while Pastor Robbie was either browsing all the Satanist art on DA or he found Satanen during one of his every day point peddles via the daHub. One thing is for certain: when Robbie tried to minister Satanen by [[rape|telling]] her the good news about Jesus, he was promptly told him to go fuck himself.

[[File:Satanenella.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[No|Coincidence]]?]]
It was at that moment that Robert became intrigued by the evil Satanist lady and began lurking her dA page, looking through her gallery and comments. What at first seemed like innocent curiosity very quickly evolved into an outright rabid obsession, and ever since he has written countless journals about her and her ilk and has even drawn <s>two</s> three fan arts featuring her person. Inevitably this lead to Satanen's friends and watchers coming to the conclusion that Robbie actually has a crush on Satanen and every journal is actually a personal love letter. He only wants senpai to notice him...and of course accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.

[[File:RobbiesConfession.png|200px|thumb|right|This just in: [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/guis-LISTEN-NOW-640381613 Robbie has just incoherently confessed his undying love for Satanen as well as revealed his stalking and controlling tendencies].]]
If approached about his obvious stalking, Robbie will go full on capslock and deny he has feelings for the "evil Satanist lady" not unlike an elementary school boy on the playground screaming about how girls have [[AIDS|cooties]]. Robbie will also interject himself into other user's conversations (again in capslock) about his crush even if it is so much as light-hearted teasing...that is both before and after he writes even more capslock'd incoherent dA journals about how [[lie|"HE IS NOT STALKING ANYONE AND HAS NEVER STALKED ANYONE EVER AND HE DOESN'T LOVE SATANEN SO STOP OKAY!!!!1"]]. Little does Pastor Robbie realize that the more he denies his true feelings the more obvious his obsession becomes.

In spite of all of the obsessive stalking, Satanen has done the mature thing and has chosen to ignore Pastor Robbie and move on with her life. But Robbie, being the ever obsessive [[stalker|creep]] he is, has gone into a full on [[rage|tard rage]] over the matter. He refuses to be ignored and not only continues to write a [[over 9000|myriad]] of journals about her and leaving slanderous comments on other Tartlet's pages regarding how "evil" she is (said tarlets know of Satanen or otherwise) for breaking his heart and hurting his fee-fees whilst spamming the fanpage of her webomic {{Deviantart|foryousatan-fanclub}}, but he has decided to stalk Satanen's real-life boyfriend {{Deviantart|DepressiveMadness}} and [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/HELP-PLZ-PLUS-Other-issues-630119090| slander him as well] stating that "You should study the Bible everyday like me!" on more than one occasion. Much like Satanen, DepressiveMadness has taken the high road and also ignores Robbie. Needless to say this also caused Robbie go fly into a tard-rage.

It is quite obvious that Pastor Robbie is angry and jealous that his precious Satanen-senpai won't notice him. Robbie is obsessed and cannot stand the thought that she is in a relationship with a person she genuinely cares for who loves her for who she is rather than giving up everything she enjoys or believes in for the sake of some creepy little [[cock|prick]] who is over ten years her junior forcing his [[lie|spiritual]] beliefs down her throat.

==Delusions and World View. Also Sex==

[[File:Christianity2.jpg|200px|thumb|left|This is what Robbie actually believes.]]
[[File:Even Satan is tired of Robby's shit.png|200px|thumb|right|Even the Father of Lies is tired of Robbie's bullshit.]]

Anyone who has had extended contact with Robbie will quickly come to the conclusion that he is very naïve and has obviously had a sheltered upbringing. As seen [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/I-go-to-my-first-day-of-public-school-tomorrow-554125670 in this journal entry] Robbie states has never attended public school, and and comes off as quite oblivious that the fact that people who attend public school most likely already know about Jesus if they're not already Christian. Given private schools charge tuition and Robbie's obviously too [[retard|mentally deficient]] to obtain a scholarship, he was much more obviously home schooled by his mother so that she may protect him from an ugly world. Another example of Robbie's naïvety [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/Some-random-stuff-I-need-to-say-626691924 can be seen here] where Robbie expresses surprise at there being more than a few countries throughout the world. He also seems to believe that God is Superman. If Robbie was indeed homeschooled, his mother likely taught him little to nothing about the real world and instead chose to use Chick Tracts as well as her own twisted version of Bible stories as teaching tools.

Not surprisingly, Robbie is a whiteknight for [[ExaltGod]] and even when told what a horrible person she is in that she condemned practically everyone that's not herself, Robbie will eagerly and blindly defend her and claim that she "was saving souls". He will continue to defend her even when shown absolute proof of her faggotry. He is also a whiteknight for [[Starrceline]].

[[File:DefendingExaltGod.png|200px|thumb|left|In defense of [[ExaltGod]].]]

[[File:Serial killers Can Go To Heaven Yay.png|200px|thumb|right|Serial killers can go to Heaven yay!]]
Another attribute which the casual observer may notice is that, despite his claims to being a good little [[Christian]] who doesn't like [[sex|rude and perverted stuff]] Robbie seems to spend an inordinate amount of time talking or thinking about sex. It has been speculated that Robbie finds sex to be sinful (unless used for reproductive purposes) because his mother spoon fed the concept to him from birth (that is when she wasn't actually spooning him in bed) and thus has repressed his own [[gay|sexuality]]...or he could just want to fuck Jesus. No one really knows for sure aside from his alleged religious upbringing combined with his repressed sexuality could lead to the birth of a serial killer.
[[File:SatanicDumDums.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is also what Robbie actually believes.]]
[[File:Robby tells Sailor Moon his opinion on women.png|200px|thumb|right|Reverend Robbie shares his insight on women with [[Sailor Moon]].]]
[[File:Bisexualsarentreal.png|200px|thumb|right|BISEXUALS ARENT REAL OKAY!!!]]
[[File:RobbiesMomIsCrazy.png|200px|thumb|right|Of course your mother isn't crazy. The [[wut|church therapist]] had her tested!]]
Further proving his delusional tendencies, Robbie has a tendency to believe anything and everything his mother or his local church's [[pedophile|pastor]] tells him no matter how [[batshit|insane]] or [[retard|stupid]] it may sound. Robbie also claims that God gave his mother supernatural powers and made her a prophet.

Among her supernatural God-Given powers, Robbie's mother actually believes that:

* The computer is a device for ministering people on the internetz.
* God told her that black and red are Satanic colors and she forced Robbie to throw out his red t-shirt.
* God told her that their television was "one big Satan box" and threw it out.
* Jesus spoke to her when she was in the hospital and cured her heart attack. Note that Robbie refuses to believe that she had a panic attack, implying that they think the doctors are also "dum dums".
* She can sense through the computer that the Satanists of DeviantArt are having [[BDSM]] [[lesbian]] blood orgies despite the fact that most of those same evil Satanists live in different parts of the world.
* She is a prophet of God and not crazy at all!
* The television is "one big Satan box", leading her to throw out the family's TV so now Robbie can't play [[Sonic]] and [[Mario]] anymore, but having a computer in the house is okay since it's a tool for [[no|ministry]]!
* The World if flat. This left Robbie confused since his pastor said the world is round "like a bouncy ball".

This has lead to the conclusion that "Pastor Mommy" is either just as delusional as Robbie, batshit insane, has a tumor or cyst on her brain, or she is in fact trolling her own son for the lulz. Either way Pastor Robbie is a sad specimen given that no matter what insane bullshit "mom" spits out her suck hole, Robbie automatically believes it. If anyone tries to explain some logic to him, Robbie will throw a royal fit of Godly proportions and accuse them of "attacking his wonderful family". Perhaps Robbie has an Oedipus complex, hence his obsession with older women like Satanen? Who knows, but here is what Robbie honestly believes (or rather what his mommy and his pastor have mentally force fed him):

* "American" is a legit language.
* Anything that's not glorifying God is Satanist by default.
* BDSM is Satanic. Point out to Robbie that nowhere in the Bible does it say that "Thou shalt not have kinky sex" and expect an incoherant response consisting of yet more capslock followed by [[over 9000]] "OKAY"s.
* Bisexuals aren't real and bisexuality is merely an excuse to have Satanic BDSM orgies.
* Cats are Satanic creatures.
* [[Firefox]] is a Satanic browser because "Firefox" is a metaphor for Hell. This why Robbie refuses to stop using Internet Explorer.
* Food allergies are caused by "demons" that fight the "angles (angels)" in your digestive tract.
* Google may one day align itself with Satan.
* He is bilingual, his first and second languages being "American" and "English".
* He is an ordained minister and actually believes his incoherent journals are actually sermons.
* Hillary Clinton is a [[Illuminati|reptilian]].
* His mother can sense Satanic Orgies through the computer.
* His mother is a "prophetess of God".
* Homosexuals are okay, but gay sex is bad!
* If you are from Germany you are a [[Nazi]].
* If you eat more ice cream than you worship God you could get demons in your stomach if you're a [[Satanist|certain person]].
* If you watch [[porn]] your [[cock|private parts]] will become possessed by demons.
* It's mean to call people names, Never mind that he thinks "dum dum" is a [[shit|great]] insult to people.
* Junk food creates "junk food demons" in the stomach and stomachaches are the "junk food angles" fighting the demons.
* Men had long hair and women were actually bald in Biblical Times until God gave women hair and told men to cut their hair.
* Mental illness is demonic possession and the only cure is dedicating your life to Jesus.
* Men should not have long hair nor should they braid their hair.
* The novel "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies Lord of the Flies]" is the work of Satan.
* [[Tumblr]] and [[Social Justice Warriors]] are the work of Satan...although he MAY very well be onto something here.
* Pokemon is Satanic because it's "Demons (Semons) being put into Demon balls because symbolism.
* Public highschool consists of nothing but Satanic orgies and drugs.
* Satanists have possessed the dAhub and forced him to +fav borderline pornography.
* Schizophrenics are mass murderers.
* Scottish men shouldn't wear kilts because it's Satanic to do so.
* Sex should only be done for reproductive purposes.
* That he is legit ministering DeviantArt.
* That Satanists "put demons and naked ladies on his computer".
* Transgenders are going to Hell for "dressing up like ladies" because his mother told him so.
* There is no cake in Sweden...except cheesecake.
* When Catholics taken Communion they're literally eating Jesus (but it's symbolic when protestants take Communion and therefore [[Baby Fuck|awwwright]]).
* Trench coats are the product of Satan.
* Women should never cut their hair.
* Women should not show any skin below the face.
* Women should submit to their husbands.

==Things That Robbie Likes==

[[File:Jesus_Fucking_Christ.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is what Robbie jerks off to...aside from Satanen that is.]]
*[[Bible|The Bible]]
*[[Church]]
*[[Bestiality|Dogs]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[God]]
*[[Mom|His mom]]
*[[Priest|His pastor]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Pedophilia|Playing with his little sister]]
*[[Sick Fuck|Plushies]]
*[[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]] "It's like a taste of Heaven!"
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Shit|Vigilant Christian]]

==Things That Robbie Hates==

[[File:Zombie_Jesus_-_07.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Robbie thinks Catholics literally do this when they take Communion.]]
[[File:Kittyaww.jpg|200px|thumb|right|According to Robbie, this is the work of Satan.]]
*[[Abortion]]
*[[Agnostic|Agnostics]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about|Anything that's not praising]] [[GodJesus]]
*[[Atheists]]
*[[Bisexuals]] he claims they're not real
*[[Nigger|Black People]]
*[[Breasts]]
*[[Bible|Any translation of the Bible that isn't the King James Version]]
*[[Buddhists]]
*[[Slut|Bikinis]]
*[[You|Anybody who doesn't agree with him]]
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[lol|Being Called "Robbie" or "Robby"]]
*[[Buddhism|Buddhists]]
*[[Black Metal|Children of Bodom]] (Children of Bosom).
*[[Cats]] because they can be used in Satanic rituals.
*[[Catholics]] because they're not real Christians like Robbie.
*[[Catholic|Communion]]
*[[Emos]]
*[[Evolution]]
*[[Family Guy]]
*[[Fun]]
*[[Feminism|Gender Equality]]
*[[Gays]]
*[[Goths]]
*[[Hell]] even though according to Robbie all the cool people will be there.
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Hindus]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Shit|Junk Food]] because he thinks they're filled with demons.
*[[Lesbians]] despite his claims that he has no problem with homosexuals.
*[[Marijuana]]
*[[Mexicans]]
*[[Music|Non-Christian or Non-classical music]]
*[[Nazi|Nazis]]
*[[Nudity]]
*[[Paganism]]
*[[Porn|People watching pornography]]
*[[Sailor Moon]] "You can see their booties!"
*[[Satan]] (Stan)
*[[Satanist|Satanists]] (Stanists)
*[[Sex]] or rather the idea of it. Any mention of sex sends him into a full-on tard rage.
*[[Dyke|Short hair on women]]
*[[Snoop Dogg]] He's possessed by weed demons.
*[[South Park]]
*[[Spam]]
*[[Sweden]]
*[[Trannies]] because he believes people should act like/stay a certain gender, meaning he is very likely transphobic.
*[[Wicca]]
*[[Wimmins]] other than his [[incest|mommy]].

==Art==

As delusional as ever, Pastor Robbie believes that the Good Lord has blessed him with a gift of artistic talent and claims to be using said talent to praise Him! The truth is that, while some have a born innate knack for creativity, art takes a lot of practice and hard work, not a blessing from some imaginary Sky-Daddy! Besides, if God had really blessed Robbie with a any kind of talent, wouldn't he be actually making art rather than the scribbling shit featured in the gallery below?

According to Robbie, if you're not using your talents (or anything else for that matter) to praise God then you're a Satanist by default!

{{Collapsegallery|And God said: "LET THERE BE SHIT!"|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Peoplegrabbingpie.jpg|Robbie says this is a drawing of hands grabbing pie. We says it's a drawing of cocks swarming a prolapsed poo hole.
File:Sonic_the_hedgehog_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|[[Sanic|Cum' on! Step it up]]!!!!
File:HowRobbieSeestheWorld.jpg|LOL "Muslim Lands"
File:Jesus_rose_from_the_dead.jpg|Is Jesus into water sports?
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pop_art_1_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|Drugs are bad, m'kay!
File:JesusAnalBeadsbyPreachingtheGospel.jpg|Jesus anal beads.
File:Miracles_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|The Hand of God is a giant ass from which penises are protruding? Seems legit.
File:Dont_worship_satan_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY!
File:Preaching_the_gospelby_preachingthegospel.jpg|Self portrait. He looks like some homicidal [[asian]] Muppet.
File:Einstein_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|Robby was commissioned to draw [[shit|this]].
File:Satan_is_bad.jpg|Satan isn't happy that you pissed on him, Robbie. >:(
File:Jesusisapedo.jpg|Pedo Jesus confirmed!
File:Jesus's Name Written With Bloody Stools.jpg| Robbie made this using his own bloody stool.
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
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==Robbie's Fans Pay Tribute==

In his short time on DeviantArt many of Pastor Robbie's [[trolls|devout followers]] have showered him with many gifts. Not only have most if not all of these gifts have gone greatly unappreciated, but in typical Preachingthegospel fashion, these true works of art have lead to yet more [[bawww|whiny journals]] as well as the users who made these being spammed by Robbie in the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.

Ironically enough, most of the following works are far better than anything Robbie has ever managed to create.

{{Collapsegallery|And God said: "SUFFER THE LITTLE ROBBIE UNTO ME"|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Preachingthegospelbydrowninsolitude.jpg|Obviously this is where Robbie wants to be.
File:Monstarartworkdemonwarship.png|Demon Warships are piloted by Demoms from Hell!
File:The-CatphometSmokeweederryday.jpg|Smoke Weed Everyday!
File:Ifonlybylabyrinthofdoom.jpg|But then this article wouldn't exist.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:PrechlaGosp.png|This pieces sums up PreachingtheGospel perfectly.
File:Nathanbloodpaintmonstarartwork.jpg|Nathan Explosion finds it brutal!
File:Cowboy_robbie_sucks_by_theunemployedthinker.jpg|Westboro Baptist Muppet.
File:Robbie_the_Muppet.png|Better than the original.
File:AngelRapeFace.png|You Gonna Get raped!
File:TheCat-PhometStanicOgres.jpg|Shrek is a Stanic Ogre!
File:TheCatphometSSEvil-Lution.jpg|dA's Stanic cult take a Stanic cruise on a Demon Warship.
File:Sailorluciferbymonstarartwork.png|This is not so much gift art as it pissed Robbie off to no end.
File:Titaniccrapbytheunemployedthinker.jpg|Yeah, baby! You can sail my warship!

</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}

==Robbienese 101==

Despite thinking that any language that isn't <s>English</s> American is demon language (ironic given the Bible wasn't originally written in English, not to mention Robbie himself has stated that English isn't his first language), Preachingthegospel seems to have created his own language. It is so obscure and unique that only those of a truly devout [[Christian]] faith such as Robbie's can decipher it. Luckily, hard-working Satanists have managed to decipher his language for the masses in case one were to evoke Robbie's holy rage.
[[File:Spellingbeechampeon.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Pastor Robbie instills the fear of people with Ortographobia everywhere!]]

*"Angels" Translates to "Angles"
*"Bible" Translates to "Bibel"
*"Brain" Translates to "Brian"
*"Breaks" Translates to "Brakes"
*"Children of Bodom" Translates to "Children of Bosom"
*"Coats" Translates to "Couts"
*"[[Columbine]]" Translates to "Columbia" or "Columbus"
*"Demons" Translates to "Demoms" or "Semons"
*"Diarrhea" Translates to "Diereah"
*"Exorcise" Translates to "Exercise"
*"False" Translates to "Falso"
*"For" Translates to "Fir"
*"Gallery" Translates to "Galley"
*"Ghetto" Translates to "Geto"
*"Guitar Player" Translates to "Gutar Plyer"
*"Himself" Translates to "Hisself"
*"Homosexual" Translates to "Hobosexual"
*"Immorality" Translates to "Immortality"
*"Liar" Translates to "Lyre"
*"Liberals" Translates to "Liverals"
*"Makes" Translates to "Mate"
*"Marijuana" Translates to "M*R*J**N*" or "Meri*****"
*"Message" Translates to "Massage"
*"Obsessed" Translates to "Oversessed"
*"Orgies" Translates to "Ogres"
*"Perverted" Translates to "Overted"
*"Place" Translates to "Plaque"
*"Private" Translates to "Provate"
*"Reason" Translates to "Raisin"
*"Reign" Translates to "Rain"
*"Rude" Translates to "Ride"
*"Satan" Translates to "Stan" or more rarely "Saian"
*"Satanists" Translates to "Stanists" or "Stananists"
*"Singer" Translates to "Songer"
*"Stop" Translates to "Stip"
*"Suicide" Translates to "Suicided" or "Suiciding"
*"Taken" Translates to "Tooken"
*"Title" Translates to "Titel"
*"Worship" Translates to "Warship"

== White Knights ==

As a self-proclaimed minister and ever content to play the victim, Robbie has accumulated a few white knights whom he whines to on a daily basis in exchange for ass-pats and dA points. When Robbie cries, they answer and tell him that he is "sweet" and that he's "doing good work". It's no surprise that most if not all of them are female given that Robbie thinks women should submit to their male superiors.

{{dauser|Anonymus316}} - Probably the only male willing to put up with Robert's bullshit, he will the defend the pastor at every given opportunity and has a major hate boner for [[Mexicans]].

{{dauser|Avemm}} - <s>The first of Robbie's white knights whom Pastor Robbie drove to try and become [[an hero]]. She will likely never be active on dA ever again.</s> Has somehow miraculously returned from the dead to call Pastor Robbie on his bullshit.

{{dauser|cookieswirldonut}} - <s>Is oblivious to the fact that Robbie is actually the one harassing people even after countless warnings.</s> Disregard that. She has become wise to Robbie's harassment and has taken to trolling him as well.

{{dauser|fuzzymarshmallow1}} - One of Robbie's main enablers and thinks it's perfectly fine Robbie is going around harassing people. She believes it's her job to [[handjob|lift Robert up]].

{{dauser|kipporah}} - Is known for quoting the Bible in her posts and constantly tells Robbie that he is doing a "Good job" in handling the Satanists. Lately she seems to be growing wise to Robbie's bullshit.

{{dauser|LadyLunoma}} - Another white knight Christfag who thinks trolls have nothing better to do with their lives. Ironic, is it not?

{{dauser|L0ve2000}} - The newest of Robbie's devout followers, but unlike the others she actually claims to know Robbie in real life and says that they attend the same church. She thinks Robbie is [[wut|actually ministering deviantART]]. Then again she could very well be nothing more than a sock puppet of Robbie's.

{{dauser|lionking97}} - Believes that Robbie MUST harass people or we will all burn in Hell!!!

{{dauser|PsalmSeven}} - Like Fuzzymarshmallow1, she is another of Robbie's enablers, but with the added quirk of frequently quoting the Bible in her comments.

{{dauser|rougeballoon}} - Honestly believes that Robbie fights the Satanists with "love and kindness".

{{dauser|sonamy47}} - Believes the power of prayer will help Robbie get over his faggotry.

{{dauser|Starluscious}} - AKA [[Dan144x]], a former Satanist emo kid and transvestite who found Jesus. When he's not trying to suck Robbie's tiny teen penis is posting poems he claims "God wrote". If his ED page is anything to go by, we all know he's in this for the attention.

== Quotes from the Pastor Robbie ==

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|STOP WORSHIPPING SATAN PLEASE!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEVIL WORSHIPPERS ON DA???
It break my heart that so many people love satan and sin and suffering!!| Well, the site is called DEVIANTART
|What?? They need to dress modestly!!!!!!
Unlike Satanen who showed off NAKED IN BLOOD IN A TUB
|Robbie tells the "evul Stanists" his darkest fantasies.
|There is a vey very evil band that makes evil music and they are called.... CHILDREN OF BOSOM.| Robbie discusses Satanic musical titties.
|Hey! {{Deviantart|dAhub}} will give you free :points: if you watch, fav or give llamas to the users in his donation widget!

You can also be featured if you donate some :points:

So go to dAhub now! :D| didn't anyone tell him that thou shalt not covet?
|Yeah I still use Internet Explorer because Firefox is a metaphor for hell.
Foxes in metafor is sinners, and fire represent HELL!
And it isn't poop, it's just possessed occasionaly.| Robbie thinking Firefox is a sin and would rather use [[Internet Explorer]]
|No not all of the liberals are satanic but some of them are, especially the ones that support Hillary Climton because she is possessed by twenty demons. Just look at her!!| Robbie thinks Hillary Clinton is possessed by [[Legion]].
|I never realized how much satanic music and art there is in this world ;-;
It beaks my heart to see so many deceived by satan, the father of lies ;-;
Also, there are satanists that say they are atheists......
What is the world coming to? | Pastor Robbie bawws about creative freedom and free will.
|NUG UH ITS PHOTOSHOP.| Robbie thinks [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/627420695/4197895210 his rants on dA]] are the work of Photoshop.
|There's satanic artwork hastagged with my username.
Why, satanen, why????| So begins both his rage over the use of the #PreachingtheGospel hashtag as well as his ongoing obsession with {{Deviantart|Satanen}}.
|Stop with the "he mate you in his image@!!! I already said it was a typo, so Satanen and Labyrinthofdoom please tell you're stanist cult people to knock it off.
And please stop slandering me and my wonderful family behind my back!!! On you satanist group and on your Satan-possessed troll wiki!!! Now I have another naked lady demom on MY COMPUTER!!!!! Get it off please!! Satanen please don't send Satan demons on my computer! Your Satan rituals don't just affect you thy effect EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Because the demons come out of the satanic altar and then they possess your house and make it haunted an then they do out in the world!!!' And possess all sorts of other people!!!|Robbie continues to whine about this page whilst spouting his usual incoherent bullshit.
|Please stop saying I am obsessed with Satanen.
I am not obsessed with her or with anybody else.
I don't have a crush on her.
I did NOT draw a picture with her in it.
and I expecially DO'NT want sex with her.
I am waiting until marriage to do it.
ANd it will be with aChristian woman Whois my wife and we will have children to raise to praise Jesus.
So I don't want to do it with Satanen.
Because she's not. My wife. And also she isn't christian and I'd be unevenly yolked.
And please stop it with the "He mate you in his image." That was A TYPO!! Stop being perverts with it already!! I was just saying that Satanen was made in Gods Image just like everyone else so she could see a glimmer of Divine Truth!| Preachingthegospel digs a deeper hole denies his obsession with {{Deviantart|Satanen}}. Note that no one ever said he wanted to have sex with her in the first place.
|I'm going to talk about evolution now. People say I should believe it because there is "evidence" for it.
There is no testable evidence for evolution. It goes against science. We cannot see a dog become a non-dog. That just doesn't work.
Evolution is a lie from Satan himself. Believing in evolution is almost as bad as sacrificing an animal to the devil.
There is evidence in the Bible against evolution.
God made the world and everything in it in seven days.
That is the truth. | He sounds kind of like [[Starrceline]], doesn't he.
|I am not OBESSED WITH SATANEN!!!
I just wish to save her soul so she doesn't burn in hell for all eternity!!| Sure you're not.
|I'm going to public school tomorrow! I'm so excited to tell everyone about Jesus Christ!
But I'm slightly nervous because people on here told me I might be bullied.... Please pray for me. |Here's hoping he got a swirly in the boy's restroom.
|Okay... I'm tired of seeing constant journals rejoicing about how ExaltGod is gone.
Yes, she did have controversial opinions, some that I agreed with and others that I disagreed with. But why be happy that someone is banned?
She was banned for trying to reason with an art thief on an alternate account. She may not have even known her actions were against the rules! I've seen this ignored in many of these journals.
And also, rejoicing over someone else's problem makes you seem like a bad person. Even if {{Deviantart|Satanen}} or {{Deviantart|labyrinthofdoom}} were to be banned, I wouldn't rejoice! I would be saddened that they were gone!|Defending [[ExaltGod]] whilst wanting Satanen-Senpai to notice him! <3
|Stop laughing at me please!
This is serious!
Breaking news: STANISM IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA!!
So stop!
I have evidence of lots of lesbian sexually immoral thoughts between you all!!
|Robbie has sexually immoral thoughts and has never heard of Freedom of Religion.
|It's there cause the semons in your mind transferred there.| Robbie wants to transfer his semen.
|PLEASE drop worshipping demons!!! Now!!!| Robbie talks of fire safety.
|I don't think she's hot, okay! My mom Says that's mean to ladies to say they're hot!| Robbie has an unhealthy relationship with his mother.
|Becuase the demons in junk food if you eat too much fight Angels in your tummy and then you get sick cause the angels are try to get the demons that are evil out.|Demons really are everywhere.
|Yes.. It's true that she can sense orgys through the computer. It's a supernatural gift from God.| Robbie talks about his Oedipus Complex and fails to realize that people with supernatural abilities are also damned to Hell.
|Stop MOVKING ME WITH THIS CULT!????!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!| Typical Tard Rage over being mentioned in a comment.
|(To Satanen) Just cause you have a haunted house farm and evil Satanic parents don't mean that you can't turn to Jesus! He take your demonic possession out of your house! Why? He is mercyful!!!!!!!!! (That means full of mercy and I dot know if I spelled it right!") He mate you in His Own Image. You don't have to lead a Satanic cult that's against all believers! You can be happy and free to live your life without demons and Satan and evil music!| Robbie wants to [[sex|mate]] Satanen in his own image!
|(To Hotaru)You make too much bikini chicks, that you hashtag my username on. You need to realize that Satan is doing this to you. Making you troll and mock me and worship Satan aswll. You need repent! The Christians that make you want to believe in Evil-lution (which is a form of DEMON WARSHIP) aren't real Christians!|Robbie thinks swimwear is mind control.
|Please stop talking mean about me here and being perverted... I'm not saying you all are perverts or anything but your being ride and pervert.|He wants to ride a pervert.
|Oh and also if you do bsdm sodomy you will get demons in your bottom and lady bits so be aware of that that you'll have to get a exorcism on your provate parts.| Demons can possess genital. What? Robbie's a pervert? No!
|I have come across a site that is very evil and satanic... They talk about how to summon demons and even advertise a satanic youth club!

Don't go there at any cost!
It's www.angelfire.com !!!
Don't go there ever! I pray!| Webhosts are the work of Satan!
|Satanen please stop worshipping Satan and doing lesbian satanic ritual blood sex stuff?
And also sex is only for mirage so don't have sex with people that aren't your husband. Or w|Robbie previous claimed to be okay with homosexuals.
|family guy is a stanic show!| Robbie is a true authority on [[unfunny]] television
|Repent cause I think God told me to tell you that!| Robbie confirmed as having schizophrenia.
|Guys... I don't have an idea what I should don right now.
I got on today to a lot of positivity, and blocking the satainic people and spammers have done me a lot of good.
But then I heard from someone that the satanists are making a page on a really disgusting, satanic troll verson of Wikipedia or something. I went and looked for it, and they called me some really horrid names, and said I didn't know my Bible and blocked all the Satan worships for no reason! And also that I e begged or whatever that was and they called me a curse word for wa homosexual and combined it with Jesus Christs Perfect and Holy Name!
I don't have a huge problem with homosexuality, but I myself don't like other guys. I like girls and I think that site is really misinformationed because of the satanic spammers.
and Also there was a naked lady on my computer because of a link on that site!! I want to keep my mind pure and I'm sick of random propels private parts on my computer.
Im praying to God right now to give me guidance, but I could also use some adice from you guys that have experience with this.
What should I do with this?| ED is a Satanic site!
|Theres a stanic cult on Deviantart and the leaders are Satanen, Labrynth ofdoom, Catphomet and Hitaru Thought. Some say they are atheists by I know by there fruits that they are Satanic and worship the devil.
i have evidence, cause I got a Note as well that says this and I am paraphrase (I think that's the right spelling?) that note and using my own research and God's thought he put in my head. The user ascending it wanted to be anonymous because he knows them well and knows the satanism.|Robbie knows the truth!
|I hope all you can repent cause Jesus loves you and wants you to follow Him and we could be brothers and sisters in Christ! We could even go tochurch together, and at my church sometimes there's yummy food and even cake! See, there's no cake in Sweden! Except cheese cake.|Robbie only attends church for the cake.
|So I've been watching the Olympics and I'm amazed by how many countries there are in the world!! I only thought there were a few but I guess there's actually hundreds!!! And all the people there are kinda look like Superman but in real life and they're all sorts of races!!! And that's really cool because it shows that God truly did make people in his own image!!| Confirmation that Robbie's world view goes no further than his house.
|I have seen a lot of people being Nazis either cause they don't like other people or cause they think it's cool and edge or whatever, but I'm here to explain why it's wrong.
Firstly lets look at a guy named Adolf Hitler. He was a promising artist but then guess what happened??? He got brainwashed by National Socialism (that's what Nazi means in Swedish) and then went and killed millions of people with gas chambers!!! And then waged a war over all of Europe an even in Africa too!!! And he was killing people and torturing them too. See? And he used Nazi stuff like the weird lines in the circle and stuff to get other people to torture and kill people cause they weren't Aaryan (I think I spelled it right but I don't know what that means cause I don't speak the Swedish)(.
Secondly Nazi in in of itself is worshipping Satan because Hitler was a Satanist and he killed people that weren't like him.
So don't be A nazi because iTs evil And it could get you iN troubl E i Na history book. | Apparently Nazis come from Sweden. Also, look at the last sentence. What do those capital letters spell?
|Oh and I need to talk about a serious issue that people have that's called depression. I heard at my church this morning that it's caused by demons and that's why so many statanist are depressed and stuff and it's because the demons and even as Christians we can be tempted by demons but we must rely on God to help us resist the devil!!Labyrinth and Satanen God can cure you of depression not Satan or demons or no God or whatever Satanisms believe in these days!!! Repent of demon stuff and God can save you and also your soles please just repent!!|Abandon all medication and pray. The soles of your shoes will be redeemed!
|And also I have demons in my computer now because they got transferred over from stanists on Deviantart that say "Internet Explorer is not responding" and stuff like that and I think they're putting sexual immoral stuff in my computer for mo reason and that's cause Hotaru and Catphomet stuck them in there. Please please take the demons out of my computer Hotaru and Catphomet.|Doesn't Robbie have some kind of Angelic Antivirus?
|But he was Jesus and chicks didn't have any hair back then. That's why they wore head covers because they were all bald until God was merciful and finally gave tem hair. Then God eventually told people they Dudes should have short hair and chicks should has long hair because I NOW BLESSED THEM with lots of hair|Robbie thinks all women were cancer patients in Ancient Times.}}

==Robbie Discovers This Article==

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==Trolling==

[[File:Jesus_Dildo.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is at the top of Robbie's Christmas list.]]
Since Robbie has built a wall around himself that's more impenetrable than the Wall of Jericho, any of the following tried and true techniques have been scientifically proven to send Robbie into a [[rage]] that defies Tolstoy.

*Advise him to not feed the [[trolls]].
*Call him delusional.
*Call him a retard.
*Call him a pervert.
*Call him out on his obsession with Satanen.
*Laugh at his [[faggotry]].
*Laugh at his typos.
*Let him know that you're aware that he is harboring a crush on Satanen.
*Link him to any non-Christian music video on [[Youtube]].
*Make any reference to the Apocrypha or the Dead Sea Scrolls.
*Make him "Gift Art".
*Refer to him as "Robbie" or "Robby".
*Say anything about his [[mom]].
*Submit art featuring a girl in a bikini.
*Submit art painted in blood (your own blood or animal blood is completely optional).
*Submit art that's not praising God.
*Submit art that's not praising God and add the hashtag #preachingthegospel.
*Tell him that Evolution should be taught in schools.
*Tell him that God is the one true judge and that he has no right to be judging others.
*Tell him that's he is not a true Christian.
*Tell him that he is overreacting.
*Tell him that he's "Gay for Jesus"
*Tell him that the [[Nazis]] were Christian.
*Tell him that there is a separation of Church and State.
*Tell him to fuck off.
*Tell him to stop trying to force his beliefs on other people.
*[[Christian#Trolling|Use any of the techniques explained here]].

== See Also ==
*[[Anscathmarcach]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Dan144x]]
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[ExaltGod]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]]
*[[Jack Chick]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Lordelthibar]]
*[[Pastor Steven Anderson]]
*[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
*[[SonicClone]]
*[[Starrceline]]
*[[Westboro Baptist Church]]

==External links==

[[File:ShiningRobbie.png|thumb|200px|right| Heeeeeeeeeeeereeeee's Robbie!]]
*{{Deviantart|PreachingtheGospel}} Witness Robbie putting his foot in his mouth absolutely free!
*<s>{{Deviantart|Preaching-the-Gospel}} A group he founded just so those evil Satanists couldn't use his name.</s> Baleeted due to trolls.
*{{Deviantart|ptg-ministries}} His new group that's just waiting to be spammed!
*[https://www.quotev.com/PreachingTheGospel Quotev account]
*[https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-bauers-7206241a9 His LinkedIn]
*{{fb|NewsieSteve}} His Facebook
*{{yt|NewsieSteve}} His Youtube
*{{instagram|newsiesteve}} His Instagram
*{{twitter|newsiesteve}} His Twitter
*{{Deviantart|Preachingtoheaven}} Has the Prodigal Son returned? Or is this perhaps a new Disciple?

*{{Deviantart|Stanism}} Robbie claims this is a Satanic Cult on dA and could be found spamming their page on a regular basis...that is, before they blocked him.

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Preachingthegospel

2024-07-24T01:40:40Z

ChickenBoo:

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[[File:PreachingtheGoatse.jpg|center]]
[[File:PTGPortrait.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The [[selfie]] of a serial killer in training.]]
[[File:JesusLovesYoubyRobbie.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A teen-aged boy made this. Now let that sink in.]]
[[File:Robbie_haet_fun.png|200px|thumb|right|Let's use this to set the tone for this article.]]
[[File:PreachingtheGoatse2.png|thumb|left|Much Better.]]
Once upon a time, there lived a [[16 year old girl|fifteen year old boy]] of the fundamentalist Christian persuasion who saw the influence of [[Satan]] in almost everything outside of his house in Colorado Springs, Colorado. With this revelation heavy upon his conscience as well as the power of [[Christ]] compelling him, this ever vigilant Christian boy joined the artistic cesspool known as [[DeviantART]] in hopes that he could accumulate many [[scam|dA points]] whilst [[goatse|spreading]] the word of [[God]] to the heretical tarlet masses.

That boy's name is <s>[[powerword|Robert]]</s> [[powerword|Stephen Christopher Bauers]] (often referred to as "Robbie" or "Pastor Robbie" by his [[trolls|adoring fans]]) also known as '''PreachingtheGospel''' and whether you like it or not he is here to save your soul. This is his story and nothing less!

==Saving Souls For Jesus==

[[File:Religionshovedownthroat1.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is what Robbie does.]]
[[File:Robbiebegsforpoints.png|200px|thumb|right|Pastor Robbie begs for dA points like [[pedobear]] craves [[loli]].]]
With Bible in hand and one hell of a persecution complex, Preachingthegospel is a hardcore [[Baptist]] [[Christian|Christfag]] who joined DeviantART to "save souls for Jesus" by pretending to be a Pastor (and no he does not have a license) and "[[rape|ministering]]" the userbase. He has more than likely never so much as cracked open a Bible but rather has learned everything he knows about Christianity from [[Jack Chick|Chick tracts]], his mommy, and his pastor.

Much to the chagrin of everyone with which he comes in contact, "Pastor Robbie" is even more relentless than most [[Cult|Jehovah's Witnesses]] at your door when it comes to [[GodJesus]]. He actively seeks out any individual who has so much as an ever so slightly different religious denomination than himself and proceeds to go full-on capslock and spam their dA page telling them the good news about how Jesus is "[[wut|Truth and Life]]" and how "the power of Christ compels" them to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior until the individual or individuals he is trying to "save" block him, which only leads to more whining from Robbie, because how can he save their souls when he's blocked?

When he's not harassing those people he deems "Satanists" by shoving his religious beliefs down their throats, he uses deviantArt as a personal hugbox whenever the non-believers tell him to fuck off. When someone, even if they are a Christian, calls him out on his bullshit or anyone, even a "fellow Christian", tries to talk sense into him and get him to understand why his message isn't getting through to anyone, this usually leads to Robbie sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling "LALALALA! I can't hear you, you evil Satanists!". He will deny that they are not a "true Christian" and then proceed to write even more nonsensical dA journals where he calls out anyone who's not a [[No|perfect Christian]] like him as "Satanists" (including but not limited to Buddhists, Atheists, Agnostics, etc.) all the while attempting to make himself look like some sort of holy martyr and that the Satanists are attacking him because he's Christian, not because he's actually an idiot harassing users and spamming their pages with what he deems "The Truth".

Ironically enough, PreachingtheGospel will become seriously [[butthurt|ass-pained]] if anyone so much as uses the hashtag #preachingthegospel in a dA submission whether it is directed at him or not. This in-turn leads to him writing yet more call-out journals and he will also unleash the fucking fury if someone else writes a journal or creates art calling him but in his bullshit. He will also e-beg for [[money|DA Points]] at any given opportunity and receives [[scam|points]] whenever he whines about evil Satanists being mean to him. Lately he has been whining about how mean "his fellow Christians" have been to him. It's a never-ending cycle of faggotry and faggotry is apparently Preachingthegospel's happy place.

It should be noted that he seriously thinks that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/I-thought-blocking-them-would-help-621531858 "Satanic troll version of Wikipedia"] and has even spammed ED's official dA group {{Deviantart|In-ae-We-Trust}}.

Needless to say, [[thin skin|his jimmies are rustled quite easily]].

==Satanen: The Object of His Obsessions ==

[[File:Praise_god__by_preachingthegospel-dab5cl1.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Robbie [[stalker|drew Satanen]] on the far left. [[yes|Are they high on Christ]]?]]
[[File:Peoplerepent_and_praise_jesus_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He drew Satanen again. Get saved, shit out a person!]]
[[File:SatanenasCinderella.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Pastor Robbie draws the object of his obsession as Cinderella.]]

Pastor Robbie's main targets to [[rape|save]] are non-Christian females, which he has deemed evil lesbian Satanists who are in dire need of redemption so they will "[[wut|stop having Satanic lesbian blood orgies]]" simply because they don't want him spreading his religious beliefs like a disease on their userpages. Whilst trying to minister all the other Satanists is all well and good, his favorite Satanist is a dA user who goes by the name of {{Deviantart|Satanen}}.

It all likely started while Pastor Robbie was either browsing all the Satanist art on DA or he found Satanen during one of his every day point peddles via the daHub. One thing is for certain: when Robbie tried to minister Satanen by [[rape|telling]] her the good news about Jesus, he was promptly told him to go fuck himself.

[[File:Satanenella.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[No|Coincidence]]?]]
It was at that moment that Robert became intrigued by the evil Satanist lady and began lurking her dA page, looking through her gallery and comments. What at first seemed like innocent curiosity very quickly evolved into an outright rabid obsession, and ever since he has written countless journals about her and her ilk and has even drawn <s>two</s> three fan arts featuring her person. Inevitably this lead to Satanen's friends and watchers coming to the conclusion that Robbie actually has a crush on Satanen and every journal is actually a personal love letter. He only wants senpai to notice him...and of course accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.

[[File:RobbiesConfession.png|200px|thumb|right|This just in: [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/guis-LISTEN-NOW-640381613 Robbie has just incoherently confessed his undying love for Satanen as well as revealed his stalking and controlling tendencies].]]
If approached about his obvious stalking, Robbie will go full on capslock and deny he has feelings for the "evil Satanist lady" not unlike an elementary school boy on the playground screaming about how girls have [[AIDS|cooties]]. Robbie will also interject himself into other user's conversations (again in capslock) about his crush even if it is so much as light-hearted teasing...that is both before and after he writes even more capslock'd incoherent dA journals about how [[lie|"HE IS NOT STALKING ANYONE AND HAS NEVER STALKED ANYONE EVER AND HE DOESN'T LOVE SATANEN SO STOP OKAY!!!!1"]]. Little does Pastor Robbie realize that the more he denies his true feelings the more obvious his obsession becomes.

In spite of all of the obsessive stalking, Satanen has done the mature thing and has chosen to ignore Pastor Robbie and move on with her life. But Robbie, being the ever obsessive [[stalker|creep]] he is, has gone into a full on [[rage|tard rage]] over the matter. He refuses to be ignored and not only continues to write a [[over 9000|myriad]] of journals about her and leaving slanderous comments on other Tartlet's pages regarding how "evil" she is (said tarlets know of Satanen or otherwise) for breaking his heart and hurting his fee-fees whilst spamming the fanpage of her webomic {{Deviantart|foryousatan-fanclub}}, but he has decided to stalk Satanen's real-life boyfriend {{Deviantart|DepressiveMadness}} and [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/HELP-PLZ-PLUS-Other-issues-630119090| slander him as well] stating that "You should study the Bible everyday like me!" on more than one occasion. Much like Satanen, DepressiveMadness has taken the high road and also ignores Robbie. Needless to say this also caused Robbie go fly into a tard-rage.

It is quite obvious that Pastor Robbie is angry and jealous that his precious Satanen-senpai won't notice him. Robbie is obsessed and cannot stand the thought that she is in a relationship with a person she genuinely cares for who loves her for who she is rather than giving up everything she enjoys or believes in for the sake of some creepy little [[cock|prick]] who is over ten years her junior forcing his [[lie|spiritual]] beliefs down her throat.

==Delusions and World View. Also Sex==

[[File:Christianity2.jpg|200px|thumb|left|This is what Robbie actually believes.]]
[[File:Even Satan is tired of Robby's shit.png|200px|thumb|right|Even the Father of Lies is tired of Robbie's bullshit.]]

Anyone who has had extended contact with Robbie will quickly come to the conclusion that he is very naïve and has obviously had a sheltered upbringing. As seen [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/I-go-to-my-first-day-of-public-school-tomorrow-554125670 in this journal entry] Robbie states has never attended public school, and and comes off as quite oblivious that the fact that people who attend public school most likely already know about Jesus if they're not already Christian. Given private schools charge tuition and Robbie's obviously too [[retard|mentally deficient]] to obtain a scholarship, he was much more obviously home schooled by his mother so that she may protect him from an ugly world. Another example of Robbie's naïvety [http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/Some-random-stuff-I-need-to-say-626691924 can be seen here] where Robbie expresses surprise at there being more than a few countries throughout the world. He also seems to believe that God is Superman. If Robbie was indeed homeschooled, his mother likely taught him little to nothing about the real world and instead chose to use Chick Tracts as well as her own twisted version of Bible stories as teaching tools.

Not surprisingly, Robbie is a whiteknight for [[ExaltGod]] and even when told what a horrible person she is in that she condemned practically everyone that's not herself, Robbie will eagerly and blindly defend her and claim that she "was saving souls". He will continue to defend her even when shown absolute proof of her faggotry. He is also a whiteknight for [[Starrceline]].

[[File:DefendingExaltGod.png|200px|thumb|left|In defense of [[ExaltGod]].]]

[[File:Serial killers Can Go To Heaven Yay.png|200px|thumb|right|Serial killers can go to Heaven yay!]]
Another attribute which the casual observer may notice is that, despite his claims to being a good little [[Christian]] who doesn't like [[sex|rude and perverted stuff]] Robbie seems to spend an inordinate amount of time talking or thinking about sex. It has been speculated that Robbie finds sex to be sinful (unless used for reproductive purposes) because his mother spoon fed the concept to him from birth (that is when she wasn't actually spooning him in bed) and thus has repressed his own [[gay|sexuality]]...or he could just want to fuck Jesus. No one really knows for sure aside from his alleged religious upbringing combined with his repressed sexuality could lead to the birth of a serial killer.
[[File:SatanicDumDums.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is also what Robbie actually believes.]]
[[File:Robby tells Sailor Moon his opinion on women.png|200px|thumb|right|Reverend Robbie shares his insight on women with [[Sailor Moon]].]]
[[File:Bisexualsarentreal.png|200px|thumb|right|BISEXUALS ARENT REAL OKAY!!!]]
[[File:RobbiesMomIsCrazy.png|200px|thumb|right|Of course your mother isn't crazy. The [[wut|church therapist]] had her tested!]]
Further proving his delusional tendencies, Robbie has a tendency to believe anything and everything his mother or his local church's [[pedophile|pastor]] tells him no matter how [[batshit|insane]] or [[retard|stupid]] it may sound. Robbie also claims that God gave his mother supernatural powers and made her a prophet.

Among her supernatural God-Given powers, Robbie's mother actually believes that:

* The computer is a device for ministering people on the internetz.
* God told her that black and red are Satanic colors and she forced Robbie to throw out his red t-shirt.
* God told her that their television was "one big Satan box" and threw it out.
* Jesus spoke to her when she was in the hospital and cured her heart attack. Note that Robbie refuses to believe that she had a panic attack, implying that they think the doctors are also "dum dums".
* She can sense through the computer that the Satanists of DeviantArt are having [[BDSM]] [[lesbian]] blood orgies despite the fact that most of those same evil Satanists live in different parts of the world.
* She is a prophet of God and not crazy at all!
* The television is "one big Satan box", leading her to throw out the family's TV so now Robbie can't play [[Sonic]] and [[Mario]] anymore, but having a computer in the house is okay since it's a tool for [[no|ministry]]!
* The World if flat. This left Robbie confused since his pastor said the world is round "like a bouncy ball".

This has lead to the conclusion that "Pastor Mommy" is either just as delusional as Robbie, batshit insane, has a tumor or cyst on her brain, or she is in fact trolling her own son for the lulz. Either way Pastor Robbie is a sad specimen given that no matter what insane bullshit "mom" spits out her suck hole, Robbie automatically believes it. If anyone tries to explain some logic to him, Robbie will throw a royal fit of Godly proportions and accuse them of "attacking his wonderful family". Perhaps Robbie has an Oedipus complex, hence his obsession with older women like Satanen? Who knows, but here is what Robbie honestly believes (or rather what his mommy and his pastor have mentally force fed him):

* "American" is a legit language.
* Anything that's not glorifying God is Satanist by default.
* BDSM is Satanic. Point out to Robbie that nowhere in the Bible does it say that "Thou shalt not have kinky sex" and expect an incoherant response consisting of yet more capslock followed by [[over 9000]] "OKAY"s.
* Bisexuals aren't real and bisexuality is merely an excuse to have Satanic BDSM orgies.
* Cats are Satanic creatures.
* [[Firefox]] is a Satanic browser because "Firefox" is a metaphor for Hell. This why Robbie refuses to stop using Internet Explorer.
* Food allergies are caused by "demons" that fight the "angles (angels)" in your digestive tract.
* Google may one day align itself with Satan.
* He is bilingual, his first and second languages being "American" and "English".
* He is an ordained minister and actually believes his incoherent journals are actually sermons.
* Hillary Clinton is a [[Illuminati|reptilian]].
* His mother can sense Satanic Orgies through the computer.
* His mother is a "prophetess of God".
* Homosexuals are okay, but gay sex is bad!
* If you are from Germany you are a [[Nazi]].
* If you eat more ice cream than you worship God you could get demons in your stomach if you're a [[Satanist|certain person]].
* If you watch [[porn]] your [[cock|private parts]] will become possessed by demons.
* It's mean to call people names, Never mind that he thinks "dum dum" is a [[shit|great]] insult to people.
* Junk food creates "junk food demons" in the stomach and stomachaches are the "junk food angles" fighting the demons.
* Men had long hair and women were actually bald in Biblical Times until God gave women hair and told men to cut their hair.
* Mental illness is demonic possession and the only cure is dedicating your life to Jesus.
* Men should not have long hair nor should they braid their hair.
* The novel "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies Lord of the Flies]" is the work of Satan.
* [[Tumblr]] and [[Social Justice Warriors]] are the work of Satan...although he MAY very well be onto something here.
* Pokemon is Satanic because it's "Demons (Semons) being put into Demon balls because symbolism.
* Public highschool consists of nothing but Satanic orgies and drugs.
* Satanists have possessed the dAhub and forced him to +fav borderline pornography.
* Schizophrenics are mass murderers.
* Scottish men shouldn't wear kilts because it's Satanic to do so.
* Sex should only be done for reproductive purposes.
* That he is legit ministering DeviantArt.
* That Satanists "put demons and naked ladies on his computer".
* Transgenders are going to Hell for "dressing up like ladies" because his mother told him so.
* There is no cake in Sweden...except cheesecake.
* When Catholics taken Communion they're literally eating Jesus (but it's symbolic when protestants take Communion and therefore [[Baby Fuck|awwwright]]).
* Trench coats are the product of Satan.
* Women should never cut their hair.
* Women should not show any skin below the face.
* Women should submit to their husbands.

==Things That Robbie Likes==

[[File:Jesus_Fucking_Christ.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is what Robbie jerks off to...aside from Satanen that is.]]
*[[Bible|The Bible]]
*[[Church]]
*[[Bestiality|Dogs]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[God]]
*[[Mom|His mom]]
*[[Priest|His pastor]]
*[[Jesus]]
*[[Pedophilia|Playing with his little sister]]
*[[Sick Fuck|Plushies]]
*[[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]] "It's like a taste of Heaven!"
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Shit|Vigilant Christian]]

==Things That Robbie Hates==

[[File:Zombie_Jesus_-_07.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Robbie thinks Catholics literally do this when they take Communion.]]
[[File:Kittyaww.jpg|200px|thumb|right|According to Robbie, this is the work of Satan.]]
*[[Abortion]]
*[[Agnostic|Agnostics]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about|Anything that's not praising]] [[GodJesus]]
*[[Atheists]]
*[[Bisexuals]] he claims they're not real
*[[Nigger|Black People]]
*[[Breasts]]
*[[Bible|Any translation of the Bible that isn't the King James Version]]
*[[Buddhists]]
*[[Slut|Bikinis]]
*[[You|Anybody who doesn't agree with him]]
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[lol|Being Called "Robbie" or "Robby"]]
*[[Buddhism|Buddhists]]
*[[Black Metal|Children of Bodom]] (Children of Bosom).
*[[Cats]] because they can be used in Satanic rituals.
*[[Catholics]] because they're not real Christians like Robbie.
*[[Catholic|Communion]]
*[[Emos]]
*[[Evolution]]
*[[Family Guy]]
*[[Fun]]
*[[Feminism|Gender Equality]]
*[[Gays]]
*[[Goths]]
*[[Hell]] even though according to Robbie all the cool people will be there.
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Hindus]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Shit|Junk Food]] because he thinks they're filled with demons.
*[[Lesbians]] despite his claims that he has no problem with homosexuals.
*[[Marijuana]]
*[[Mexicans]]
*[[Music|Non-Christian or Non-classical music]]
*[[Nazi|Nazis]]
*[[Nudity]]
*[[Paganism]]
*[[Porn|People watching pornography]]
*[[Sailor Moon]] "You can see their booties!"
*[[Satan]] (Stan)
*[[Satanist|Satanists]] (Stanists)
*[[Sex]] or rather the idea of it. Any mention of sex sends him into a full-on tard rage.
*[[Dyke|Short hair on women]]
*[[Snoop Dogg]] He's possessed by weed demons.
*[[South Park]]
*[[Spam]]
*[[Sweden]]
*[[Trannies]] because he believes people should act like/stay a certain gender, meaning he is very likely transphobic.
*[[Wicca]]
*[[Wimmins]] other than his [[incest|mommy]].

==Art==

As delusional as ever, Pastor Robbie believes that the Good Lord has blessed him with a gift of artistic talent and claims to be using said talent to praise Him! The truth is that, while some have a born innate knack for creativity, art takes a lot of practice and hard work, not a blessing from some imaginary Sky-Daddy! Besides, if God had really blessed Robbie with a any kind of talent, wouldn't he be actually making art rather than the scribbling shit featured in the gallery below?

According to Robbie, if you're not using your talents (or anything else for that matter) to praise God then you're a Satanist by default!

{{Collapsegallery|And God said: "LET THERE BE SHIT!"|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Peoplegrabbingpie.jpg|Robbie says this is a drawing of hands grabbing pie. We says it's a drawing of cocks swarming a prolapsed poo hole.
File:Sonic_the_hedgehog_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|[[Sanic|Cum' on! Step it up]]!!!!
File:HowRobbieSeestheWorld.jpg|LOL "Muslim Lands"
File:Jesus_rose_from_the_dead.jpg|Is Jesus into water sports?
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File:Pop_art_1_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|Drugs are bad, m'kay!
File:JesusAnalBeadsbyPreachingtheGospel.jpg|Jesus anal beads.
File:Miracles_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|The Hand of God is a giant ass from which penises are protruding? Seems legit.
File:Dont_worship_satan_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY!
File:Preaching_the_gospelby_preachingthegospel.jpg|Self portrait. He looks like some homicidal [[asian]] Muppet.
File:Einstein_by_preachingthegospel.jpg|Robby was commissioned to draw [[shit|this]].
File:Satan_is_bad.jpg|Satan isn't happy that you pissed on him, Robbie. >:(
File:Jesusisapedo.jpg|Pedo Jesus confirmed!
File:Jesus's Name Written With Bloody Stools.jpg| Robbie made this using his own bloody stool.
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<br>

==Robbie's Fans Pay Tribute==

In his short time on DeviantArt many of Pastor Robbie's [[trolls|devout followers]] have showered him with many gifts. Not only have most if not all of these gifts have gone greatly unappreciated, but in typical Preachingthegospel fashion, these true works of art have lead to yet more [[bawww|whiny journals]] as well as the users who made these being spammed by Robbie in the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.

Ironically enough, most of the following works are far better than anything Robbie has ever managed to create.

{{Collapsegallery|And God said: "SUFFER THE LITTLE ROBBIE UNTO ME"|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Preachingthegospelbydrowninsolitude.jpg|Obviously this is where Robbie wants to be.
File:Monstarartworkdemonwarship.png|Demon Warships are piloted by Demoms from Hell!
File:The-CatphometSmokeweederryday.jpg|Smoke Weed Everyday!
File:Ifonlybylabyrinthofdoom.jpg|But then this article wouldn't exist.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:PrechlaGosp.png|This pieces sums up PreachingtheGospel perfectly.
File:Nathanbloodpaintmonstarartwork.jpg|Nathan Explosion finds it brutal!
File:Cowboy_robbie_sucks_by_theunemployedthinker.jpg|Westboro Baptist Muppet.
File:Robbie_the_Muppet.png|Better than the original.
File:AngelRapeFace.png|You Gonna Get raped!
File:TheCat-PhometStanicOgres.jpg|Shrek is a Stanic Ogre!
File:TheCatphometSSEvil-Lution.jpg|dA's Stanic cult take a Stanic cruise on a Demon Warship.
File:Sailorluciferbymonstarartwork.png|This is not so much gift art as it pissed Robbie off to no end.
File:Titaniccrapbytheunemployedthinker.jpg|Yeah, baby! You can sail my warship!

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==Robbienese 101==

Despite thinking that any language that isn't <s>English</s> American is demon language (ironic given the Bible wasn't originally written in English, not to mention Robbie himself has stated that English isn't his first language), Preachingthegospel seems to have created his own language. It is so obscure and unique that only those of a truly devout [[Christian]] faith such as Robbie's can decipher it. Luckily, hard-working Satanists have managed to decipher his language for the masses in case one were to evoke Robbie's holy rage.
[[File:Spellingbeechampeon.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Pastor Robbie instills the fear of people with Ortographobia everywhere!]]

*"Angels" Translates to "Angles"
*"Bible" Translates to "Bibel"
*"Brain" Translates to "Brian"
*"Breaks" Translates to "Brakes"
*"Children of Bodom" Translates to "Children of Bosom"
*"Coats" Translates to "Couts"
*"[[Columbine]]" Translates to "Columbia" or "Columbus"
*"Demons" Translates to "Demoms" or "Semons"
*"Diarrhea" Translates to "Diereah"
*"Exorcise" Translates to "Exercise"
*"False" Translates to "Falso"
*"For" Translates to "Fir"
*"Gallery" Translates to "Galley"
*"Ghetto" Translates to "Geto"
*"Guitar Player" Translates to "Gutar Plyer"
*"Himself" Translates to "Hisself"
*"Homosexual" Translates to "Hobosexual"
*"Immorality" Translates to "Immortality"
*"Liar" Translates to "Lyre"
*"Liberals" Translates to "Liverals"
*"Makes" Translates to "Mate"
*"Marijuana" Translates to "M*R*J**N*" or "Meri*****"
*"Message" Translates to "Massage"
*"Obsessed" Translates to "Oversessed"
*"Orgies" Translates to "Ogres"
*"Perverted" Translates to "Overted"
*"Place" Translates to "Plaque"
*"Private" Translates to "Provate"
*"Reason" Translates to "Raisin"
*"Reign" Translates to "Rain"
*"Rude" Translates to "Ride"
*"Satan" Translates to "Stan" or more rarely "Saian"
*"Satanists" Translates to "Stanists" or "Stananists"
*"Singer" Translates to "Songer"
*"Stop" Translates to "Stip"
*"Suicide" Translates to "Suicided" or "Suiciding"
*"Taken" Translates to "Tooken"
*"Title" Translates to "Titel"
*"Worship" Translates to "Warship"

== White Knights ==

As a self-proclaimed minister and ever content to play the victim, Robbie has accumulated a few white knights whom he whines to on a daily basis in exchange for ass-pats and dA points. When Robbie cries, they answer and tell him that he is "sweet" and that he's "doing good work". It's no surprise that most if not all of them are female given that Robbie thinks women should submit to their male superiors.

{{dauser|Anonymus316}} - Probably the only male willing to put up with Robert's bullshit, he will the defend the pastor at every given opportunity and has a major hate boner for [[Mexicans]].

{{dauser|Avemm}} - <s>The first of Robbie's white knights whom Pastor Robbie drove to try and become [[an hero]]. She will likely never be active on dA ever again.</s> Has somehow miraculously returned from the dead to call Pastor Robbie on his bullshit.

{{dauser|cookieswirldonut}} - <s>Is oblivious to the fact that Robbie is actually the one harassing people even after countless warnings.</s> Disregard that. She has become wise to Robbie's harassment and has taken to trolling him as well.

{{dauser|fuzzymarshmallow1}} - One of Robbie's main enablers and thinks it's perfectly fine Robbie is going around harassing people. She believes it's her job to [[handjob|lift Robert up]].

{{dauser|kipporah}} - Is known for quoting the Bible in her posts and constantly tells Robbie that he is doing a "Good job" in handling the Satanists. Lately she seems to be growing wise to Robbie's bullshit.

{{dauser|LadyLunoma}} - Another white knight Christfag who thinks trolls have nothing better to do with their lives. Ironic, is it not?

{{dauser|L0ve2000}} - The newest of Robbie's devout followers, but unlike the others she actually claims to know Robbie in real life and says that they attend the same church. She thinks Robbie is [[wut|actually ministering deviantART]]. Then again she could very well be nothing more than a sock puppet of Robbie's.

{{dauser|lionking97}} - Believes that Robbie MUST harass people or we will all burn in Hell!!!

{{dauser|PsalmSeven}} - Like Fuzzymarshmallow1, she is another of Robbie's enablers, but with the added quirk of frequently quoting the Bible in her comments.

{{dauser|rougeballoon}} - Honestly believes that Robbie fights the Satanists with "love and kindness".

{{dauser|sonamy47}} - Believes the power of prayer will help Robbie get over his faggotry.

{{dauser|Starluscious}} - AKA [[Dan144x]], a former Satanist emo kid and transvestite who found Jesus. When he's not trying to suck Robbie's tiny teen penis is posting poems he claims "God wrote". If his ED page is anything to go by, we all know he's in this for the attention.

== Quotes from the Pastor Robbie ==

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|STOP WORSHIPPING SATAN PLEASE!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEVIL WORSHIPPERS ON DA???
It break my heart that so many people love satan and sin and suffering!!| Well, the site is called DEVIANTART
|What?? They need to dress modestly!!!!!!
Unlike Satanen who showed off NAKED IN BLOOD IN A TUB
|Robbie tells the "evul Stanists" his darkest fantasies.
|There is a vey very evil band that makes evil music and they are called.... CHILDREN OF BOSOM.| Robbie discusses Satanic musical titties.
|Hey! {{Deviantart|dAhub}} will give you free :points: if you watch, fav or give llamas to the users in his donation widget!

You can also be featured if you donate some :points:

So go to dAhub now! :D| didn't anyone tell him that thou shalt not covet?
|Yeah I still use Internet Explorer because Firefox is a metaphor for hell.
Foxes in metafor is sinners, and fire represent HELL!
And it isn't poop, it's just possessed occasionaly.| Robbie thinking Firefox is a sin and would rather use [[Internet Explorer]]
|No not all of the liberals are satanic but some of them are, especially the ones that support Hillary Climton because she is possessed by twenty demons. Just look at her!!| Robbie thinks Hillary Clinton is possessed by [[Legion]].
|I never realized how much satanic music and art there is in this world ;-;
It beaks my heart to see so many deceived by satan, the father of lies ;-;
Also, there are satanists that say they are atheists......
What is the world coming to? | Pastor Robbie bawws about creative freedom and free will.
|NUG UH ITS PHOTOSHOP.| Robbie thinks [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/627420695/4197895210 his rants on dA]] are the work of Photoshop.
|There's satanic artwork hastagged with my username.
Why, satanen, why????| So begins both his rage over the use of the #PreachingtheGospel hashtag as well as his ongoing obsession with {{Deviantart|Satanen}}.
|Stop with the "he mate you in his image@!!! I already said it was a typo, so Satanen and Labyrinthofdoom please tell you're stanist cult people to knock it off.
And please stop slandering me and my wonderful family behind my back!!! On you satanist group and on your Satan-possessed troll wiki!!! Now I have another naked lady demom on MY COMPUTER!!!!! Get it off please!! Satanen please don't send Satan demons on my computer! Your Satan rituals don't just affect you thy effect EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Because the demons come out of the satanic altar and then they possess your house and make it haunted an then they do out in the world!!!' And possess all sorts of other people!!!|Robbie continues to whine about this page whilst spouting his usual incoherent bullshit.
|Please stop saying I am obsessed with Satanen.
I am not obsessed with her or with anybody else.
I don't have a crush on her.
I did NOT draw a picture with her in it.
and I expecially DO'NT want sex with her.
I am waiting until marriage to do it.
ANd it will be with aChristian woman Whois my wife and we will have children to raise to praise Jesus.
So I don't want to do it with Satanen.
Because she's not. My wife. And also she isn't christian and I'd be unevenly yolked.
And please stop it with the "He mate you in his image." That was A TYPO!! Stop being perverts with it already!! I was just saying that Satanen was made in Gods Image just like everyone else so she could see a glimmer of Divine Truth!| Preachingthegospel digs a deeper hole denies his obsession with {{Deviantart|Satanen}}. Note that no one ever said he wanted to have sex with her in the first place.
|I'm going to talk about evolution now. People say I should believe it because there is "evidence" for it.
There is no testable evidence for evolution. It goes against science. We cannot see a dog become a non-dog. That just doesn't work.
Evolution is a lie from Satan himself. Believing in evolution is almost as bad as sacrificing an animal to the devil.
There is evidence in the Bible against evolution.
God made the world and everything in it in seven days.
That is the truth. | He sounds kind of like [[Starrceline]], doesn't he.
|I am not OBESSED WITH SATANEN!!!
I just wish to save her soul so she doesn't burn in hell for all eternity!!| Sure you're not.
|I'm going to public school tomorrow! I'm so excited to tell everyone about Jesus Christ!
But I'm slightly nervous because people on here told me I might be bullied.... Please pray for me. |Here's hoping he got a swirly in the boy's restroom.
|Okay... I'm tired of seeing constant journals rejoicing about how ExaltGod is gone.
Yes, she did have controversial opinions, some that I agreed with and others that I disagreed with. But why be happy that someone is banned?
She was banned for trying to reason with an art thief on an alternate account. She may not have even known her actions were against the rules! I've seen this ignored in many of these journals.
And also, rejoicing over someone else's problem makes you seem like a bad person. Even if {{Deviantart|Satanen}} or {{Deviantart|labyrinthofdoom}} were to be banned, I wouldn't rejoice! I would be saddened that they were gone!|Defending [[ExaltGod]] whilst wanting Satanen-Senpai to notice him! <3
|Stop laughing at me please!
This is serious!
Breaking news: STANISM IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA!!
So stop!
I have evidence of lots of lesbian sexually immoral thoughts between you all!!
|Robbie has sexually immoral thoughts and has never heard of Freedom of Religion.
|It's there cause the semons in your mind transferred there.| Robbie wants to transfer his semen.
|PLEASE drop worshipping demons!!! Now!!!| Robbie talks of fire safety.
|I don't think she's hot, okay! My mom Says that's mean to ladies to say they're hot!| Robbie has an unhealthy relationship with his mother.
|Becuase the demons in junk food if you eat too much fight Angels in your tummy and then you get sick cause the angels are try to get the demons that are evil out.|Demons really are everywhere.
|Yes.. It's true that she can sense orgys through the computer. It's a supernatural gift from God.| Robbie talks about his Oedipus Complex and fails to realize that people with supernatural abilities are also damned to Hell.
|Stop MOVKING ME WITH THIS CULT!????!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!| Typical Tard Rage over being mentioned in a comment.
|(To Satanen) Just cause you have a haunted house farm and evil Satanic parents don't mean that you can't turn to Jesus! He take your demonic possession out of your house! Why? He is mercyful!!!!!!!!! (That means full of mercy and I dot know if I spelled it right!") He mate you in His Own Image. You don't have to lead a Satanic cult that's against all believers! You can be happy and free to live your life without demons and Satan and evil music!| Robbie wants to [[sex|mate]] Satanen in his own image!
|(To Hotaru)You make too much bikini chicks, that you hashtag my username on. You need to realize that Satan is doing this to you. Making you troll and mock me and worship Satan aswll. You need repent! The Christians that make you want to believe in Evil-lution (which is a form of DEMON WARSHIP) aren't real Christians!|Robbie thinks swimwear is mind control.
|Please stop talking mean about me here and being perverted... I'm not saying you all are perverts or anything but your being ride and pervert.|He wants to ride a pervert.
|Oh and also if you do bsdm sodomy you will get demons in your bottom and lady bits so be aware of that that you'll have to get a exorcism on your provate parts.| Demons can possess genital. What? Robbie's a pervert? No!
|I have come across a site that is very evil and satanic... They talk about how to summon demons and even advertise a satanic youth club!

Don't go there at any cost!
It's www.angelfire.com !!!
Don't go there ever! I pray!| Webhosts are the work of Satan!
|Satanen please stop worshipping Satan and doing lesbian satanic ritual blood sex stuff?
And also sex is only for mirage so don't have sex with people that aren't your husband. Or w|Robbie previous claimed to be okay with homosexuals.
|family guy is a stanic show!| Robbie is a true authority on [[unfunny]] television
|Repent cause I think God told me to tell you that!| Robbie confirmed as having schizophrenia.
|Guys... I don't have an idea what I should don right now.
I got on today to a lot of positivity, and blocking the satainic people and spammers have done me a lot of good.
But then I heard from someone that the satanists are making a page on a really disgusting, satanic troll verson of Wikipedia or something. I went and looked for it, and they called me some really horrid names, and said I didn't know my Bible and blocked all the Satan worships for no reason! And also that I e begged or whatever that was and they called me a curse word for wa homosexual and combined it with Jesus Christs Perfect and Holy Name!
I don't have a huge problem with homosexuality, but I myself don't like other guys. I like girls and I think that site is really misinformationed because of the satanic spammers.
and Also there was a naked lady on my computer because of a link on that site!! I want to keep my mind pure and I'm sick of random propels private parts on my computer.
Im praying to God right now to give me guidance, but I could also use some adice from you guys that have experience with this.
What should I do with this?| ED is a Satanic site!
|Theres a stanic cult on Deviantart and the leaders are Satanen, Labrynth ofdoom, Catphomet and Hitaru Thought. Some say they are atheists by I know by there fruits that they are Satanic and worship the devil.
i have evidence, cause I got a Note as well that says this and I am paraphrase (I think that's the right spelling?) that note and using my own research and God's thought he put in my head. The user ascending it wanted to be anonymous because he knows them well and knows the satanism.|Robbie knows the truth!
|I hope all you can repent cause Jesus loves you and wants you to follow Him and we could be brothers and sisters in Christ! We could even go tochurch together, and at my church sometimes there's yummy food and even cake! See, there's no cake in Sweden! Except cheese cake.|Robbie only attends church for the cake.
|So I've been watching the Olympics and I'm amazed by how many countries there are in the world!! I only thought there were a few but I guess there's actually hundreds!!! And all the people there are kinda look like Superman but in real life and they're all sorts of races!!! And that's really cool because it shows that God truly did make people in his own image!!| Confirmation that Robbie's world view goes no further than his house.
|I have seen a lot of people being Nazis either cause they don't like other people or cause they think it's cool and edge or whatever, but I'm here to explain why it's wrong.
Firstly lets look at a guy named Adolf Hitler. He was a promising artist but then guess what happened??? He got brainwashed by National Socialism (that's what Nazi means in Swedish) and then went and killed millions of people with gas chambers!!! And then waged a war over all of Europe an even in Africa too!!! And he was killing people and torturing them too. See? And he used Nazi stuff like the weird lines in the circle and stuff to get other people to torture and kill people cause they weren't Aaryan (I think I spelled it right but I don't know what that means cause I don't speak the Swedish)(.
Secondly Nazi in in of itself is worshipping Satan because Hitler was a Satanist and he killed people that weren't like him.
So don't be A nazi because iTs evil And it could get you iN troubl E i Na history book. | Apparently Nazis come from Sweden. Also, look at the last sentence. What do those capital letters spell?
|Oh and I need to talk about a serious issue that people have that's called depression. I heard at my church this morning that it's caused by demons and that's why so many statanist are depressed and stuff and it's because the demons and even as Christians we can be tempted by demons but we must rely on God to help us resist the devil!!Labyrinth and Satanen God can cure you of depression not Satan or demons or no God or whatever Satanisms believe in these days!!! Repent of demon stuff and God can save you and also your soles please just repent!!|Abandon all medication and pray. The soles of your shoes will be redeemed!
|And also I have demons in my computer now because they got transferred over from stanists on Deviantart that say "Internet Explorer is not responding" and stuff like that and I think they're putting sexual immoral stuff in my computer for mo reason and that's cause Hotaru and Catphomet stuck them in there. Please please take the demons out of my computer Hotaru and Catphomet.|Doesn't Robbie have some kind of Angelic Antivirus?
|But he was Jesus and chicks didn't have any hair back then. That's why they wore head covers because they were all bald until God was merciful and finally gave tem hair. Then God eventually told people they Dudes should have short hair and chicks should has long hair because I NOW BLESSED THEM with lots of hair|Robbie thinks all women were cancer patients in Ancient Times.}}

==Robbie Discovers This Article==

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==Trolling==

[[File:Jesus_Dildo.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is at the top of Robbie's Christmas list.]]
Since Robbie has built a wall around himself that's more impenetrable than the Wall of Jericho, any of the following tried and true techniques have been scientifically proven to send Robbie into a [[rage]] that defies Tolstoy.

*Advise him to not feed the [[trolls]].
*Call him delusional.
*Call him a retard.
*Call him a pervert.
*Call him out on his obsession with Satanen.
*Laugh at his [[faggotry]].
*Laugh at his typos.
*Let him know that you're aware that he is harboring a crush on Satanen.
*Link him to any non-Christian music video on [[Youtube]].
*Make any reference to the Apocrypha or the Dead Sea Scrolls.
*Make him "Gift Art".
*Refer to him as "Robbie" or "Robby".
*Say anything about his [[mom]].
*Submit art featuring a girl in a bikini.
*Submit art painted in blood (your own blood or animal blood is completely optional).
*Submit art that's not praising God.
*Submit art that's not praising God and add the hashtag #preachingthegospel.
*Tell him that Evolution should be taught in schools.
*Tell him that God is the one true judge and that he has no right to be judging others.
*Tell him that's he is not a true Christian.
*Tell him that he is overreacting.
*Tell him that he's "Gay for Jesus"
*Tell him that the [[Nazis]] were Christian.
*Tell him that there is a separation of Church and State.
*Tell him to fuck off.
*Tell him to stop trying to force his beliefs on other people.
*[[Christian#Trolling|Use any of the techniques explained here]].

== See Also ==
*[[Anscathmarcach]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Dan144x]]
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[ExaltGod]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]]
*[[Jack Chick]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Lordelthibar]]
*[[Pastor Steven Anderson]]
*[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
*[[SonicClone]]
*[[Starrceline]]
*[[Westboro Baptist Church]]

==External links==

[[File:ShiningRobbie.png|thumb|200px|right| Heeeeeeeeeeeereeeee's Robbie!]]
*{{Deviantart|PreachingtheGospel}} Witness Robbie putting his foot in his mouth absolutely free!
*<s>{{Deviantart|Preaching-the-Gospel}} A group he founded just so those evil Satanists couldn't use his name.</s> Baleeted due to trolls.
*{{Deviantart|ptg-ministries}} His new group that's just waiting to be spammed!
*[https://www.quotev.com/PreachingTheGospel Quotev account]
*[https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-bauers-7206241a9 His LinkedIn]
*{{fb|NewsieSteve}} His Facebook
*{{yt|NewsieSteve}} His Youtube
*{{instagram|newsiesteve}} His Instagram
*{{twitter|newsiesteve}} His Twitter
*{{Deviantart|Preachingtoheaven}} Has the Prodigal Son returned? Or is this perhaps a new disciple

*{{Deviantart|Stanism}} Robbie claims this is a Satanic Cult on dA and could be found spamming their page on a regular basis...that is, before they blocked him.

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