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User:CheeseMaster142/sandbox

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CheeseMaster142:

'''[[Powerword|Alan Kim]]''', or '''Negative XP''', formerly known as '''[[Edgelord|School Shooter]]''', is an [[Americunt]] "[[musician]]" known for writing a song that got many [[16 year old girls]] angry for speaking what he claims is the [[Lies|"truth"]] about their antics. With his shitty [[guitar]] playing, lack of vocal training, and nerdy [[azn]] looks, it has been said that listening to his music is worse than [[Brandon Crisp|freezing to death]] or [[Dianne Thorley|being raped by over 9,000 Arabs]]. His songs consist of him screaming about his love for [[video games|gaming]], [[Goth|egirls]], and [[edgy|MKULTRA]] over crappy basic punk songs. His hobbies include bragging about being an MKULTRA test subject, bitching about how much his life sucks, and flirting with cute "girls."

==Biography==
Negative XP started releasing music in 2017 under the name school shooter, eventually rebranding to Negative XP in late 2018. In 2019 he founded MK Ultra Support Group, a collaboration project with other artists in the scene which released 4 volumes.

==Trivia==
Is School Shooter an incel? '''yes'''
Is School Shooter a retard? '''yes'''

College Humor

2024-09-09T23:44:27Z

CheeseMaster142: Added more shows

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'''College Humor''' (now known as '''Dropout''') is a website, [[JewTube]] channel, and streaming service run by closet [[furfags]] and visited by [[jocks]] to prove to their fellow jocks that they're [[not gay]]. Founded by a [[Jakob Lodwick|basement-dwelling college student]] who [[unfunny|lacks the lulz]] but still seems to be able to get his site affiliated with some other unfunny websites like [[Something Awful]].

If you are unsure, you can identify said jocks by the presence of random [[retarded]] pictures they've printed out from this site taped to their walls or doors.

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== The Media ==
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The media of the website consists of genuinely bland videos such as [http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/who-says-kids-cant-surf.html Who Says Kids Can't Surf], and other such topics that college freshmen are bound to find funny. Among this hilarity are cool things like pictures of [[pr0n|girls naked]] which is exclusive because you can't find that anywhere else on the internets and mockery of [[George Bush]] in video format because that's undoubtedly original. If we still can't convince you that this site is '''not''' an exact replica of eBaums's world, then the games and joke section should.

CH generally finds out about [[memes]] about 4 years after the rest of the internets has discarded their lulzless corpses. The only meme they managed to keep pace with the rest of the world on was [[Corey Worthington]], and they even managed to turn that ghey by creating a Corey t-shirt on their partner site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20080331063552/http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/ male Bustedtees] which could be worn for approximately 2 days before it became a played-out joke.
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== The Community ==

College Humor has an extensive user-submitted articles section, which is made of [[FAIL]] and [[old memes]]. Users can comment on and discuss the articles, and these discussions usually involve combo breaking and discussion of how [[Chuck Norris]] and gay Nickelodeon shows from the early 90's are the lulziest thing on the internets. One of the [http://archive.fo/ydJmv most popular articles of 2007] was an extended [[lolcat]] joke. The most recent instance of a Chuck Norris joke on front page (which is reserved for articles the CH admins believe to be the most win) occurred on [http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3269060/oh-man-we-got-an-illustrator February 23, 2008].

The admins of College Humor enjoy a celebrity status among its [[furry|users]], all of whom would gladly suck their cocks. The gods of CH are [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65465 Streeter Seidel], a pathetic basement-dwelling fatass, and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65524 Jake Hurwitz], a closeted gay frat boy. One of the most popular features on CH has been the "prank war," a series of escalating pranks between Seidel and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65455 Amir]; both [[furries | men]] have cried like bitches as a result, which is probably the only thing on the entire website that is lulz. Another popular feature is the "Hardly Working" video series, which depicts typical activities around the office, such as gay [[bukkake]] parties and [[auto-erotic asphyxiation]]. Since the CH audience is predominantly male, the community instantly [[cuckold|sucks up to every female user]] and tells them how funny they are instead of demanding [[Tits or GTFO]]. [[Fag|You]] decide.

== College Humor And Anon ==

As if that isn't enough proof that CH is [[DOING IT WRONG]], on February 11, 2008, they posted an un-lulzy parody of Anon. It is also blatantly inaccurate; they accuse [[Will Smith]] of being a Xenufag, but he is actually the muhfugrin' PRINCE OF BEL AIR. This video did not incur the wrath of [[Anonymous]], because nobody on the internets gives a fuck about CH except fucktarded frat boys.

[[Truth|Actually it was a pretty lulzy jab at the]] [[EFG|epic fail]] [[truth|that was]] [[chanology|project chanology]]

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== New Layout==

In late 2006 College humor transformed into an even blander sack of pelican shit with a facelift. The new layout whores itself with more advertisements, (roughly one per inch) and the same tired old updates- now conveniently condensed into a paragraph. Among other things it also employed more college [[sluts]] to do updates about their periods and venereal warts. Since their writing style compares to that of many [[16 year old girls]] it is debatable that collegehumor has now become as unbearable your sister's [[Facebook]].

==In More Recent Times==

While all the above is true of "CH," more recently the humor quotient has risen a tenth of a humor point. After they realised that [[copypasta|reposting]] [[old meme|reposts]] and continuously jumping on the bandwagon wasn't funny any more, they decided to put out more [[original content]] on the site.
 
The original content still some how not that great.
*Jake and Amir: [[Unfunny|Hilarious]] series about Amir, a [[fag]] obsessed with his co-worker and boyfriend, Jake.
*Hardly Working: WHACKY RANDOM [[Uncyclopedia]] style sketches.
*BleepBloop: A video game show. [[Trying too hard]] to rope in the [[basement dweller|nerd viewer]].
*Dimension 20: A [[Dungeons & Dragons]] actual play series run by Brennan Lee Mulligan, a [[ginger]] [[Communist]] who also acts in Hardly Working. Honestly deserves its own page for its spergy fandom.
*Game Changer: Sam [[Nazi|Reich]]'s attempts to torture Brennan Lee Mulligan, disguised as a game show for all the cast.
*Um Actually: [[Shit nobody cares about|A trivia show for nerds]]. Previously hosted by Mike [[Trap]]p, currently by [[Nigerian Scam Email|Ify Nwadiwe]].
*Make Some Noise: A spinoff of Game Changer and blatant Whose Line ripoff, where Sam tortures not only Brennan but many comedians, some of whom happen to be diversity people.

===Proof That Brennan is Being Tortured by Sam===
{{quote|I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans... I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t ''NEED'' to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ '''GOOSE''' EGG, GANG. It’s a '''FAT ''ZERO''. ''HELLO''!!''' A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in [[Muslim|Arabia]], a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been '''''RIGGED'' FROM THE BEGINNING'''! Oh, I’ve only just ''BEGUN'' to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would 'STUMBLE ''INTO'' the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a '''''STATISTICAL''' WONDER'', and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy! '''''I CANNOT WIN!'''''| [[Anonymous]]}}

==The Kind Of Humor You Can Expect...==

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==Diamonds In The Rough==
Ultimately College Humor is like a cheap hooker, if you look hard enough you can find one that doesn't look like a tramp toppled on out of a trash truck who will give you a good time, but in any event you run the risk of getting sucker punched in the pecker with an STD. Thankfully for you, we here at ED have braved the bullshit (over 3,000 videos) to bring you the "very best" the site has to offer (which isn't much), allowing you to bypass the bitch blight you otherwise would have risked going on your own.

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==See Also==
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Cracked]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]]

== External Links ==
*[http://collegehumor.com College Humor]
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*{{fb|CollegeHumor|Facebook page}}
*{{twitter|CollegeHumor|Twitter}}

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Geoshea/Enemies

2024-09-09T15:44:25Z

CheeseMaster142:

{{notice|Due to [[Geoshea]] always making enemies wherever he goes, his full list of enemies can be found here.}}
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== The OG Six ==
* '''Logomax Productions/ThatGuyNamedLogomax/TGNL''' - Some {{age|2002|03|26}}-year-old logofag that exposed Niggershea in 2019 after he was caught drawing CP.

* '''Earthsam Productions''' - Some {{age|2002|07|24}}-year-old who raided Geoshea's server and called him a [[spic]] [[nigger]].

* '''[[Garrett Simmers]]''' - A {{age|2004|02|03}}-year-old awesome dude from South Carolina who still gets hated on by people because of the [[dumb fucking shit]] he did as a kid, which he's changed from.

* '''Gemaconda''' - Some {{age|2002|07|08}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] who has been known for many years as TheVideoKid782, discovered Geoshea in 2020 and has hated the fagshit since. He misses KBOS a lot.

* {{twitter|gary_p21115}}/'''/*WaRnEr*''' - Somebody who has known Geoshea. '''(UPDATE: He died on January 27, 2022, because his father shot him up alongside his mother and committed [[an hero]], as of now he could have been {{age|2005|04|12}} years old)'''

* '''EnzoTheGreatWare''' - A {{age|2006|12|22}}-year-old [[spic]] from [[The Hand of Dios|Uruguay]] who was one of the OG Geoshea haters way before he was exposed. Plus he is friends with Grimagikoopa.

== Engelbash and his Goons ==
* '''Engelbash''' - '''Engelbash ([[Powerword]]: Logan Swan)''' is a [[brat|bratty]], [[butthurt]], bloodlusted, terminally [[autistic]], [[homophobic]], [[racist]], [[retarded]], vicious and mental sped with [[pedophile|pedophilic]] and [[zoophile|zoophilic]] tendencies who is obsessed with blowing bubblegum and making huge bubbles. He also loves disgusting snot bubbles like Carl Wheezer from [[Jimmy Neutron]]'s one, bunnies such as the Pink Berets from [[Despicable Me]], Peter Rabbit, Cottontail, the Rabbids from the Rayman franchise, [[Invader Zim]], Fanboy and Chum Chum, [[Jimmy Neutron]], My Life as a Teenage Robot and many more shitty TV series, mainly from [[Nickelodeon]]. He spends all day in his shitty [[Discord]] server tard-raging about [[shit no one cares about]], having idiotic roleplays where he rps as users he hates and uses his [[Geoshea|"Geo Guy"]] and "Evil Larry" tuppers to spam the word "[[nigger]]" and use @everyone pings to annoy the hell out of everyone. He also likes making fun of [[9/11]], fapping to child porn all day, and generally being a [[sick fuck]] that is completely mental and retarded. This freak also has an army of goons that love spamming the shit out of others in multiple platforms or inviting them to troll groupchats.

* '''Dylan Dubeault/SpongeBobFanatic1995''' - A fat, [[racist]], [[ugly]] and [[retarded]] 25-year-old [[pedophile]] [[manchild]] from [[Canada]] who groomed Logan together with Chuck, [[Irony|only to get groomed back by Engel together with Chuck in return]], [[LOL|making the 3 get crazier than ever]]. Dylan is obsessed with his plushies of underaged characters such as Bubbles from [[The Powerpuff Girls]] and calls them his “wives”. He slobbers, licks, and kisses them all over like a disgusting shut-in and [[basement dweller]] whose only source of interaction with [[woman]] are shitty children's cartoons and porn.

* '''ChuckTheEpicBoi''' - Another fat, racist retarded manchild pedo who unlike Dylan, instead of being a [[plushophile]], Chuck is a disgusting [[zoophile]]. Like Dylan, he groomed Engel together with him which made Engel crazier, and the Engel groomed them in return which made the 3 reach [[Adam Lanza]]-levels of crazy. One of Chuck’s waifus is Penelope, a character from Hamtaro who is a '''BABY HAMSTER''', which not only shows that Chuck is a [[pedophile]], but he is also a [[sick fuck]] [[zoophile]] interested in [[baby fuck]]. Chuck likes celebrating [[George Floyd]]'s death and has made many [[BLM]] members asshurt with his shenanigans.

* '''Frikin God''' - Some [[autistic]] 14-year-old who thinks he is a fucking [[god]].

* '''FineLime''' - A 15-year-old [[pansexual]] [[nigger]] [[faggot]] from [[Soviet Canuckistan]] that jacks off to children's cartoons such as ''Yo Gabba Gabba, Noggin, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, Sprout, Fanboy and Chum Chum, and The Wiggles''. His nicknames include FishLick, FuckLick, FuckLime, FishLime, Noggin Pedo, Child Porn Master, and TheNogginPedo. After the nigger doxxed Engel's mom's phone number and tried reporting him to her, Engel got so scared he started sucking Geoshea and FineLime's microwangs in a desperate bid to avoid the wrath of his [[mommy]]. Now he is back to being an EngelGoon.

* '''[[Seunghwan Lee]]''' - A very [[butthurt]] bratty fatass insurgent homicidal retarded bloodthirsty [[autistic]] rebellious [[Korean]] Slant rogue kid back at Miraheze's kitchen who's said to be like a {{age|2006|02|06}}-year-old. He exists because he likes drama and flame wars that he won't stop doing peace shit. He has a huge crush on Freealand, a Korean Twitter artist, and he won't shut up about it because of TITS and BRAWL STARS. His source of sexual arousal is flame wars, drama, peace shit, and people overall being dickheads. After he got banned from someone's server for posting a picture of his [[penis]], he now hangs out on Engelbash's server as it's the only place he has left, and he is also pals with Engel and David nowadays.

* '''Jeff Marks''' - A 24-year-old manchild who is obsessed with Chuck E. Cheese. Annoying, never shuts up, and even asks a sexually inappropriate question outside the NSFW channels. Clueless, and has no clue about what others are talking about and would randomly blurt out irrelevant things in an irritating fashion; also tends to spam questions.

* '''David Allen Dunning/BobTheBuilderYes CaillouNo''' - An obese, [[sociopath|sociopathic]], vicious and [[pig]]-faced [[autistic]] [[manchild]] who whacks off his nearly-nonexistent [[micropenis]] to his favourite cartoon ''Bob the Builder'' 24/7 like some kind of freak with the emotional maturity of a toddler. He betrays and joins people at the drop of the hat due to being too retarded to make up his own mind.

* '''Onion Mastori''' - Some extremely childish {{age|2004|03|05}}-year-old manchild that has a massive boner for "cute things" like [[Japan|Sanrio, Hamtaro and My Melody]] and many more while thinking his name is adorable when really its fucking childish. He likes trashing shit he hates (and wasting money in the process!), making cow shit videos all day, and generally being an incompetent fuckup that is [[useless]] and contributes nothing of value.

* '''ReddiestReddy578''' - An idiotic and incredibly immature spammer just like [[LordMaroon08]] from [[Brazil]] that gets butthurt whenever people aren’t active in his server, kicks them out if they’re inactive while hypocritically throwing tantrums when people leave. Threw a massive tantrum on KBOS' server by being overly rude when being questioned for his age, even imitating computers in a very immature and childish fashion.

== The Anti-Ficreation Alliance ==
* '''KBOS/Cuddly Rainbow Guardian''' (Not to be confused with some airport in [[Massachusetts|Boston]]) - Some {{age|2004|03|24}}-year-old girl with assburgers that Geoshea groomed into starting a relationship with him, even though their age gap was 3-4 years. After she cut ties with him, she became a [[dyke]] and attempted to [[V&]] his ass by reporting him to Cybertip, but left the internet for about a year. After returning, she groomed a 15-year old boy for ''two whole years'' [https://docs.google.com/document/d/17OnBd0p0n_OPCT2tuVbHhC05NSgR5SxRoVXtaL3bZIc/edit before being exposed.]

* '''Rainstorm1650''' - The first and leader of the 3 that kick-started Pedoshea's ultimate downfall. He bullied MikeP, Thefunstreamer, and Damienangrybirds frequently and pissed the 3 off to no end while posting a shitload of offensive memes in Geo's sex dungeon.

* '''Spongetanious/YakkoUsagi''' - The second of the 3, and based, powerful and thick-skinned fellow who loves bullying retarded speds like MikeP and Geoshea. He likes raiding the Ficreation Wiki so he can call Geo "CPShea" and terrorize his stupid ass.

* '''Hookuai''' - The third of the 3, an [[Azn]] ching chonger who wrecked Pedoshea's server with his offensive memes and [[Super Minecraft Kid]] clips. '''[[Anime|SHIN GODZILLAE FUNNIMANNE]]'''.

* '''Sizzlers70''' - A fat, autistic, 15-year-old [[Spic]] who terrorizes Geoshea day and night.

* '''JDW7FProductions/AnguirusTheDryBonesAndGodzillandFan2009 AUTTP ATHDTC''' - An autistic, {{age|2010|02|02}}-year-old [[United Kingdom|Bri'ish kid]] that used to constantly [[Shit no one cares about|lie about his nationality online]]. He terrorized Geoshea in cahoots with Rainstorm and Sizzlers, while avenging KBOS after she left the internet, especially during April 2021 when he found out that Geo was a pedophile. '''[[Anime|GET GOING GODZILLAAAAAAAND]]'''

*'''Seph/Kage/MySpace/KAGEVISTA''' - A {{age|2003|02|07}} year old [[autistic]] [[Emo|emo]] [[spic]] who lives in [[Utah|Mormonistan]]. She is also a fagette and obsessed with [[MySpace|some dead social media site that nobody uses anymore]] to the point it's become one of her online aliases. She was always skeptical of Geoshea and KBOS' relationship due to the age gap and now hates Geoshea more than ever after she learned about more pedophilic actions that Geoshea committed.

*'''EijiZeBoi/EijiTheAwesome/EijiDoesThings/IamEiji/No Face''' - A [[Gay|gay]] [[Asian]] [[Vyond|Vyonder]] and "YouTuber" who used Ficreation for a while before realizing that Geoshea was a pedo and abusing KBOS, who he befriended over the interwebz.

*'''[[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]]'''

*'''HellLord'''

*'''Portrock1566''' ('''[[Powerword]]: Robert''') - An angry, rude, cold-hearted {{age|2004|08|03}}-year-old [[French|cheese-eating]] [[White_trash|white trash]] [[Atheist|atheist]] [[Wapanese|weeb]] from the [[Jew_York_City|big rotten apple]] of the [[Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|Divided States of Hysteria]] who like Seph, was also always skeptical of Geoshea's relationship with KBOS but was too pussy that time to call it out under the threat that he'll be lynched by his fuckbuddies. He initially dismissed the relationship as a joke until getting horrified that Geoshea was hurting her mentally and physically. Since then, he has been turning to various mediums on the internet to mentally torture Geo at any opportunity that may arise, particularly by referring to him as “Pedoshea.” He later got scapegoated for spreading the truth about Geoshea and criticizing Damien on his birthday and was globally banned from Ficreation.

*'''ChessPiece21/CheeseMaster142''' - A {{age|2000|04|26}}-year-old from [[Seattle]]. He is friends with people like KBOS, Portrock, and Seph (among others) through Discord and their collective former loyalty to Miraheze’s [[Reception Wikis|Recepshit Wikis]]. ChessPiece was the one who called out Geoshea several times when KBOS and Seph told them about Geo’s pedo behavior, which caused Geo to rage autistically and send him a variety of threats and sympathy grabs on Miraheze and Discord.

*'''Kennie, Taffy, and Flug''' - Three based girls who once raped Geoshea's old shittypasta wiki in the ass [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] by vandalizing it with stuff about [[Moon Man]] and how niggers suck. They have also used alts to troll Geoshea.

* '''The789Guy''' -

* '''Lamborghini446''' - A 17-year-old [[Azn]] from the [[Philippines|Republic of the Failippines]] who (TBA)

* '''CircleyDoesExtracter''' - A {{age|2005|12|08}}-year-old [[Azn]] obsessed with hamsters and puffles. He once pissed off Geoshea by saying [[Moonspeak|"这些蓝莓仓鼠现在不喜欢 Geoshea，它们可以摧毁他！!"]] twice in Geoshea’s grooming chamber.

* '''Perxwxnkle/Peri-taro''' - A {{age|2008|05|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] [[weeb]] [[spic]] who was friends with Geoshea for a while before he was exposed. She helped make Pedoshea cope and seethe over the truth.

=== Sexton 420's Gang ===
* '''Sexton 420''' - The leader of the bunch, a cruel, stalking, terrifying man in his mid-twenties from Germany and Switzerland who has called the police on Geo not once, but TWICE, and is responsible for the destruction of two Ficreation servers, including the first one. A random German 26-year-old cisgender man, known to be based homophobic, transphobic, and racist dude, one of the people keeping Geoshea's life a forever hell, faking stalking him outside his house, knowing Geo's family and making his pedo life a giant purgatory of nothing but the thought of him 24/7.

*'''Toki the Wicked''' - One of Sexton’s gang members, she called Geoshea a pedophile and wanted Sexton to own the Ficreation server.

*'''Autizmo''' - Extreme edgelord who likes to say the funny nigger word a lot. They called Geoshea a pedophile and helped Sexton raid the Ficreation server.

*'''WolfgangCarnevil''' - He didn’t say much in his short-lived time in Ficreation, but it is very likely that he or Peranos88 sneaked into the third server to give Engel and his goons an invite so they could raid it.

*'''Peranos88''' - While he also didn’t say much, it is likely that he or Wolfgang may have snuck invites for the third Ficreation server after the massive attack on the second that led to its abandonment.

*'''DR MINKUS MONKUS PHD/FUCK EVERY SINGLE NIGGER''' - A dead mink that wears glasses and hates niggers. Spammed a picture of a dead mink, called Geoshea a pedophile when raiding for Sexton 420.

* '''Macusoper Busters''' - Raided several FineLime/Noggin Master-owned servers, and even brought along a couple of Engel’s goons in his raids, as well as bullying Damien in a group DM. Of Sexton’s goons, he is second-most dangerous.

* '''Funnimanne999/Cassowary God''' - The newest of the gang, destroyed NickToons Reborn along with Macusoper Busters, and he also bullied Damien in a DM as well as hacking various users. He’s the most dangerous out of all Sexton’s goons.

=== Sword's Crew ===
*'''Swordcube and Novus''' -

*'''Frostio''' -

*'''A P H''' -

*'''Colebolebole''' -

*'''FancyPhobia''' -

=== The Shadow Rebellion ===
*'''Rebel Shadow''' - Some {{age|2005|04|24}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] retard from [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Yonkers]], [[New York]] who has known Geoshea since god knows when, he has cut all ties with him ever since.

*'''Bloodshot Studios''' -

*'''Interfectum ETWT''' ('''Powerword:''' '''Fyodor Kuskov''')- An 18 year old [[Russian|russkie]] who keeps crawling back to [[Shit no one cares about|Olympics mascot community drama]].

*'''Space Voyager 1701''' -

=== The Hackers, Moles, Raiders and Doxxers ===
*'''TheVideoKid112''' - Some random nobody who has leaked Geoshea's location to the internet

*'''Buzz Buzzard Addict''' -

*'''Cobalt''' -

*'''TobyTerbium123''' -

== Others ==
===RoboticBloxxer and Friends===
*'''RoboticBloxxer'''
* '''Mictoller '''
* '''DiegoIsHere'''
* '''Kyle Ancill'''
* '''Christian Adams''' - An absolute fucktard at the age of 17-years-old with a surprising amount of brain cells and the only brain matter underneath that thick skull of his being a single brain stem or just a fucking puddle, but surprisingly turned against Engel after being harassed by him. He will forever go down for making The789Guy divulge the secret plot against [[Mar9122]]/WomblingAmber by being a Toony white knight, and Toony being an Islamophobic, Homophobic Fundie and pedo defender.
* '''TheToonTrain''' - He used to be one of [[Mar9122]]'s fuckbuddies. He is a severely [[autistic]] fundie who hates any religion that's not Christianity, is [[racist]], [[homophobic]] and has severe [[rage]] issues. Also told KillerPyro (a PEDOPHILE!) to lie to the cops if they come to his door, but Toony himself no longer defends pedos. He used to have massive fights with RoboticBloxxer, but they’re now on good terms with each other.

===Pedophilic Weens===
* '''[[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Pipster]]''' - A {{age|2000|09|25}}-year-old [[manchild]] from Valparaiso, Indiana who was the former collaborator of Geoshea's wikis, is also a nefarious pedo, who somehow hates Geoshea for his pedophilic acts, despite doing the same things Geo did.
* '''[[Keegan Salisbury]]''' - Some {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old who abused his ex-girlfriend Kylie.

User:CheeseMaster142

2024-09-09T15:34:05Z

CheeseMaster142:

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I'm an [[veteran|oldfag]] who's now back with a new username. My previous username was ChessPiece99 and I used ED from 2012/2013 until the shutdown.

==Some 100% true facts about me==
#I have [[ADHD]] and [[Assburgers]].
#I'm 25 years old and work as a librarian.
#I'm into [[Trap|traps]] but I don't like [[CP]] unlike [[Geoshea|a certain faggot who wants me dead after I raided his Discord with friends]].
#[[Seunghwan Lee]] sent me a picture of his penis on a Discord server I was in.
#I used to use the [[Reception Wikis|Recepshit Wikis]] before they had a downfall. Now I sperg out here.

==Gallery of retarded shit I made==
*[[CatboyKami]]
*[[Globelamp]]
*[[Mar9122]] (helped [[User:TwisterTesticles|TwisterTesticles]] a lot with this one)
*[[Zenko]] (kind of from Fun Shitposting Wiki, kind of from me and [[User:TwisterTesticles|TT]])

College Humor

2024-09-09T15:32:11Z

CheeseMaster142: We need WAY MORE lulz

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'''College Humor''' (now known as '''Dropout''') is a website, [[JewTube]] channel, and streaming service run by closet [[furfags]] and visited by [[jocks]] to prove to their fellow jocks that they're [[not gay]]. Founded by a [[Jakob Lodwick|basement-dwelling college student]] who [[unfunny|lacks the lulz]] but still seems to be able to get his site affiliated with some other unfunny websites like [[Something Awful]].

If you are unsure, you can identify said jocks by the presence of random [[retarded]] pictures they've printed out from this site taped to their walls or doors.

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== The Media ==
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The media of the website consists of genuinely bland videos such as [http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/who-says-kids-cant-surf.html Who Says Kids Can't Surf], and other such topics that college freshmen are bound to find funny. Among this hilarity are cool things like pictures of [[pr0n|girls naked]] which is exclusive because you can't find that anywhere else on the internets and mockery of [[George Bush]] in video format because that's undoubtedly original. If we still can't convince you that this site is '''not''' an exact replica of eBaums's world, then the games and joke section should.

CH generally finds out about [[memes]] about 4 years after the rest of the internets has discarded their lulzless corpses. The only meme they managed to keep pace with the rest of the world on was [[Corey Worthington]], and they even managed to turn that ghey by creating a Corey t-shirt on their partner site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20080331063552/http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/ male Bustedtees] which could be worn for approximately 2 days before it became a played-out joke.
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== The Community ==

College Humor has an extensive user-submitted articles section, which is made of [[FAIL]] and [[old memes]]. Users can comment on and discuss the articles, and these discussions usually involve combo breaking and discussion of how [[Chuck Norris]] and gay Nickelodeon shows from the early 90's are the lulziest thing on the internets. One of the [http://archive.fo/ydJmv most popular articles of 2007] was an extended [[lolcat]] joke. The most recent instance of a Chuck Norris joke on front page (which is reserved for articles the CH admins believe to be the most win) occurred on [http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3269060/oh-man-we-got-an-illustrator February 23, 2008].

The admins of College Humor enjoy a celebrity status among its [[furry|users]], all of whom would gladly suck their cocks. The gods of CH are [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65465 Streeter Seidel], a pathetic basement-dwelling fatass, and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65524 Jake Hurwitz], a closeted gay frat boy. One of the most popular features on CH has been the "prank war," a series of escalating pranks between Seidel and [http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65455 Amir]; both [[furries | men]] have cried like bitches as a result, which is probably the only thing on the entire website that is lulz. Another popular feature is the "Hardly Working" video series, which depicts typical activities around the office, such as gay [[bukkake]] parties and [[auto-erotic asphyxiation]]. Since the CH audience is predominantly male, the community instantly [[cuckold|sucks up to every female user]] and tells them how funny they are instead of demanding [[Tits or GTFO]]. [[Fag|You]] decide.

== College Humor And Anon ==

As if that isn't enough proof that CH is [[DOING IT WRONG]], on February 11, 2008, they posted an un-lulzy parody of Anon. It is also blatantly inaccurate; they accuse [[Will Smith]] of being a Xenufag, but he is actually the muhfugrin' PRINCE OF BEL AIR. This video did not incur the wrath of [[Anonymous]], because nobody on the internets gives a fuck about CH except fucktarded frat boys.

[[Truth|Actually it was a pretty lulzy jab at the]] [[EFG|epic fail]] [[truth|that was]] [[chanology|project chanology]]

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== New Layout==

In late 2006 College humor transformed into an even blander sack of pelican shit with a facelift. The new layout whores itself with more advertisements, (roughly one per inch) and the same tired old updates- now conveniently condensed into a paragraph. Among other things it also employed more college [[sluts]] to do updates about their periods and venereal warts. Since their writing style compares to that of many [[16 year old girls]] it is debatable that collegehumor has now become as unbearable your sister's [[Facebook]].

==In More Recent Times==

While all the above is true of "CH," more recently the humor quotient has risen a thenth of a humor point. After they realised that [[copypasta|reposting]] [[old meme|reposts]] and continuously jumping on the bandwagon wasn't funny any more, they decided to put out more [[original content]] on the site.
 
The original content still some how not that great.
*Jake and Amir: [[Unfunny|Hilarious]] series about Amir, a [[fag]] obsessed with his co-worker and boyfriend, Jake.
*Hardly Working: WHACKY RANDOM [[Uncyclopedia]] style sketches.
*BleepBloop: A video game show. [[Trying too hard]] to rope in the [[basement dweller|nerd viewer]].
*Dimension 20: A [[Dungeons & Dragons]] actual play series run by Brennan Lee Mulligan, a [[ginger]] [[Communist]] who also acts in Hardly Working.
*Game Changer: Sam [[Nazi|Reich]]'s attempts to torture Brennan Lee Mulligan, disguised as a game show for all the cast.

==TV Show==
Eventually with following that formula, they got their own [[unfunny|mildly funny]] tv show. Unfortunately it's on MTV. 'Nuff Said.

==The Kind Of Humor You Can Expect...==

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==Diamonds In The Rough==
Ultimately College Humor is like a cheap hooker, if you look hard enough you can find one that doesn't look like a tramp toppled on out of a trash truck who will give you a good time, but in any event you run the risk of getting sucker punched in the pecker with an STD. Thankfully for you, we here at ED have braved the bullshit (over 3,000 videos) to bring you the "very best" the site has to offer (which isn't much), allowing you to bypass the bitch blight you otherwise would have risked going on your own.

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==See Also==
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Cracked]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]]

== External Links ==
*[http://collegehumor.com College Humor]
*{{youtube|collegehumor|Youtube Channel}}
*{{fb|CollegeHumor|Facebook page}}
*{{twitter|CollegeHumor|Twitter}}

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