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User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

2025-02-11T00:03:15Z

BobJager: /* Spongebobvstheloudhouse */

Thx m8 [[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]] ([[User talk:BasedBlackMan|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2023 (EDT)
:@[[User:BasedBlackMan|BasedBlackMan]]: No problem man. We need more writers like you here. Too many retards here. [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]] ([[User talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|talk]]) 21:56, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

== OK==

Got Ya. No more quotes under videos

Hate the cops. Did you know your 911 call is admissible in court? No rights were read. No prior warning about what you say being admissible to court but they are. So if someone comes into your house and you shoot him, you have to call 911, say there's been a shooting, call a lawyer and then drop the lawyer card on the cops the minute they walk into your house. You have to keep it as simple as that because anything else will be used against you.

Forgot 1 thing. The last thing you want to do is fuck up a self defense case because it is on you to prove that the shooting was in self defense.

Got it out of my system with this post, no more quotes under videos. Cops suck.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:32, 27 June 2023 (EDT)
:lol ok [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 04:39, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
== BTW ==
Cool Name. It would make a Bad Ass MTG or Yu-Gi-Oh card.
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:40, 27 June 2023 (EDT)

== You ==

Stop shitting all over the wiki. If I'll see you revert another edit, any edit, you'll get a hammer. Either contribute to the wiki or gtfo. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 18:34, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
{{like|Haha Yes}}
:@[[User:Zagan|Zagan]] I did the smugler article? Is that shitting up bitch? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:06, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
::you wrote one shitty article and? I said stop reverting others' edits. If you have nothing to add just leave articles as they are. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 21:13, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
:::lol [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:21, 28 June 2023 (EDT)
::::lol [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 04:03, 29 June 2023 (EDT)
[[User:Zagan|Zagan]], if he doesn't learn his mistakes 2 years ago, cast him to ED hell! [[File:Ukrainian.png|50px|link=User:YaroslavTV]][[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] ([[User talk:YaroslavTV|talk]]) 05:14, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:lol[[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 05:19, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
:I don't think his actions warrant a perma ban. [[User:Zagan|Zagan]] ([[User talk:Zagan|talk]]) 17:14, 30 June 2023 (EDT)
::ignore Yaroslav; he’s retarded. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:53, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

== How did you get unbanned? ==

After your previous faggotry I thought you would be permab&. Holy fuck [[File:GachaLifeSucks2.jpg|link=user:Gachalifesucks]] 14:26, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:Check the logs. It's not rocket science. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 16:42, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:y do u even care? You’re a newfag. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 16:45, 2 July 2023 (EDT)
:Because I want to make you all suffer. [[User:GirlOnInternet|GirlOnInternet]] ([[User talk:GirlOnInternet|talk]]) 02:47, 3 July 2023 (EDT)

== Thanks ==

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 20:50, 11 July 2023 (EDT)
:Np bro. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 20:51, 11 July 2023 (EDT)

== Passing it on ==

GirlOnInternet told you to
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K thnx [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 21:52, 1 August 2023 (EDT)
:lol. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 21:54, 1 August 2023 (EDT)

== Quit fucking with shit ==

This is not your personal wiki to fag up as you see fit. Defrag your genome, incessant homo king. --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 01:24, 21 August 2023 (EDT)
:what’s this about again? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 15:16, 21 August 2023 (EDT)

==an apology for dinkdummy - Sorry Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd==
I came to apologize for what I did and for the mediocrity that my articles can be and I promise to improve in something and I swear that I did not have the bad intention of getting angry with me I swear that my intention was to make articles about controversial characters of my dear community called Hispanic I only wanted to make articles but do not send me those things and those graphic contents or troll me I understand that you do not like it but I can improve and you do not forgive me because I do not care Because I can continue on my way with my articles, it is fine I do not understand {{Unsigned|DinkDummy}}
:you’re just retard who writes stuff no one cares about. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 16:48, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

== Spongebobvstheloudhouse ==

anytime bby :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:38, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

== Thanks For the Message! ==

Just wanted someone to help with making articles about video games and anime. They were very amusing but it feels like the new articles are a bit slow. That’s why I joined in order to make COD articles but I was busy with other things so I couldn’t finish them. Would you be able to help with it? Ones from 2019 and beyond including Warzone? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 00:03, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

User talk:Paul in the Mall

2025-02-08T21:07:48Z

BobJager: /* You think {{VDwinner}} would look good on your profile… */

{{welcome}}

Obligatory welcome above

==Good job==
Good work on finding missing images. Your work has not gone unnoticed.
--[[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 14:14, 24 April 2021 (EDT)
==Defeat==
How did I not see that Cho articel did not have category year added... My one mission in this world was to add category years to shooter articles, and yet one of the most obvious escaped me... I have no other option than to challenge you to a knife fight. Name the time and place.--[[User:Carpice|Carpice]] ([[User talk:Carpice|talk]]) 02:49, 7 January 2024 (EST)

==Brenton Tarrant==

Really nice job expanding the article, it was already big enough but still lot of good stuff added. I'm gonna try to write him and post his letter here in gallery since I can't find the others he has sent from jail so far. - [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]])

== [[VD]] Nomination. ==

Anyone else think he should get one? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 07:30, 10 March 2024 (EDT)

:I second this. He's on here pretty much everyday since this version of the site was up, does a lot of the menial tasks that the rest of us are too lazy to do (like cleaning up the graded scores), and he's like always watching the recent changes. Clearly a dedicated individual. And ya, it's been a while since somebody got the VD so that'd be pretty cool.

:--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 13:42, 10 March 2024 (EDT)
:Can we get someone who’s not a newfag to second this. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 19:55, 11 March 2024 (EDT)

::Idk if I count, I had this account for four months and was on here around the same amount of time without an account before that, but I'd say Paul deserves a VD just off the [[Brenton Tarrant]] article alone, and yeah his consistency is awesome, would love to see someone get it it's been a while. - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 04:19, 14 March 2024 (EST)

::I'm a few days tardy to this but I'm only a 6 month EDitor and close to-3 year lurker, I think I've lost the newfaggot branding. I’d say he deserves it considering the sheer amount of examples on his contribs page. --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:54, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== Redirect ==

Thx for fixing the redirect on [[Micah Johnson]] idk what the fuck I was doing i'm half asleep lol - [[File:Brenton Tarrant.png|50px]] [[User:Genberg47]] ([[User talk:Genberg47|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Genberg47|contribs]]) 03:29, 20 March 2024 (EST)

== The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ==

Your Steam says you only have played it for 4 hours and you have all 6 achievements, did you beat it in those 4 hours? Was it good? --[[User:Crossbow|Crossbow]] ([[User talk:Crossbow|talk]]) 21:55, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

:I did, and yes, it was. I'm currently waiting for episode 3. - [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul in the Mall]] ([[User talk:Paul in the Mall|talk]]) 22:25, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

== You just won Vox Dramatica, nigger ==
You've been editing the high score-adjascent pages like every single day for I don't even know how long and I think you deserve a medal.

[[file:rainbowheart.gif]]

Now don't go full [[Couch Cuck]] mode. [[User:JohnBarosa|JB]] | [[User talk:JohnBarosa|**(SQUARE UP NIGGA)**]] 01:57, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== [[Congratulations]]! [[A winner is you]]! ==

On getting the long-awaited VD (and Hitler's birthday too lol). Gud job 👍👍

[[File:Putin Cheers.jpg|400px]]

--[[User:Psychotic Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]] ([[User talk:Psychotic Dictatorship|talk]]) 09:38, 20 April 2024 (EDT)

== Great Pic ==

I love that picture you put up in [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] of him shot. Damn!! That is just fantastic. You win the Internet.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 00:43, 17 July 2024 (UTC)

== Restore ==

Hey, I was able to make a backup of the articles a few hours before we were taken offline. But we are missing recent images, especially in the Icewillow9 article. Could you reupload those? Thanx. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 16:02, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

==Help Wanted==

Hey! Thanks for approving my COD MW 2019 article. I was wondering if you could send me any help to improve certain sections like guns and controversy tab. If not, it’s fine. Thank you very much! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:03, 9 Oct 2024 (PT)
Can you help me bolden the texts for guns, weapons, and more (anything that has a word before the colon) and also help with the descriptions for these items in [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]]? I am currently working on the Warzone article and I want someone to help improve the article. Could you do that? Thanks! [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 22:50, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

== Help ==

Could you help me find [[Tranders Breivik]]'s Manifesto? it was called a white awakening {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

== LOLWUT ==

[[File:XDDD.png|left|200px|thumb|Saw you following William Athchison too XD]]{{clear}}

--'''[[User:Psychotic_Dictatorship|Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship]]''' ([[User talk:Psychotic_Dictatorship|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Psychotic_Dictatorship|contribs]]) 07:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

== New manifesto, if you want ==
[https://murderpedia.org/male.A/images/adkisson-jim/adkisson-manifesto.pdf |I found the Knoxville church shooter's manifesto.] feel free to use it, just credit me. I'm making a more legible revision myself {{unsigned|Number9999999}}

==template edit suggestion==

hey, for the dying alone template can you put [[TheOdd1sOut]] and [[PACKGOD]] in those dying alone? please and thank you. also btw, i think we should put [[SML]] on article of the now since logan is unsurprisingly in drama yet again [[User:LuckyNumber|LuckyNumber]] ([[User talk:LuckyNumber|talk]]) 03:57, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

== Do you remember the Matt Gaetz Article form .wiki. ==

I swear there was a matt gaetz article on here at some point. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 12:14, 13 January 2025 (UTC)

== You think <nowiki>{{VDwinner}}</nowiki> would look good on your profile… ==

Cause we have a whole template for that if you wanna fancy way to display your flashy medal. [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:20, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{clear}}
Here’s an example if you want one…

{{VDwinner|April|2024|their shooter autism and general wiki maintenance skills}}

U liek? Yes? No? [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 11:25, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
{{Clear}}

Cool [[File:VFW-icon.png|32px]]<big>[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''VF.Wyyzrd''']]([[User Talk:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''T''']] - [[Special:Contributions/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|'''C''']])</big> 13:54, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

==Death Penalty Article?==

I swear the tone of the article for the Death Penalty was much more positive for it when I read it in 2024. What happened? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 21:07, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

Talk:Death penalty

2025-02-08T20:56:37Z

BobJager: Created page with "I swear that the article I read on 2024 is different and more pro death penalty. Is this just satire on anti death penalty people? ~~~~"

I swear that the article I read on 2024 is different and more pro death penalty. Is this just satire on anti death penalty people? [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 20:56, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

Call of Duty: Warzone

2024-10-29T02:53:04Z

BobJager: /* Eras */

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{{breakingnews|The original game shut down and the new game was highly shat on. You can help by joining in the lulz}}
'''Call of Duty: Warzone''' (a.k.a. '''Same Shit, Different Disk''') is the game that signifies the end times. Created from the engine that created the Tom Clancy knock off [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]], it’s basically like [[Player Unknown Battleground|PUBG]] but better, but not by much. The only reason why this shit ever came about is because it’s [[Activision|Activision’s]] second attempt to ruin the [[liar|unique and interesting identity]] of the [[Call of Duty|franchise]] and copying [[Fortnite|Fortnite’s]] business model.

==But Why?==
The main series was starting to fall in sales and player count. [[Repetition|After doing the same shit over and over again]], they decided to create a unique type of [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)|game]] and got shat on by the community for being too different. So they have to shit out a new one from a [[Shit|good]] genre at the time that [[Children|everyone will love]]. This soon-to-be abomination was sort of hinted in the main game with multiple maps from Ground War and the main Spec Ops games seemingly look like to be connected to a [[Original Content|huge map, like in a Battle Royale]]. Shit ton of insider knowledge hinted the existence of this game. After a few months after the shit can that was the 2019 release, Activision would release the [[Lmao|new and highly innovative]] evil curse called Warzone.

==The Gameplay==

You’ll be glad to know that it’s what you expect. It’s a barebones, big ass-fuck, open world map akin to [[Ubisoft]] with a player count over a hundred and mainly consisting of [[Stale|drop in, loot, walk for 15 minutes, kill some assholes, walk some more, die from snipers, and repeat]]. You can be genuinely retarded and still win since winning isn’t guaranteed to people who actually have skill. So your best strategy is to camp in a small building and wait for other retards to come in order to drop shoot them. You know, like every fucking [[Bullshit|”unique and quirky”]] BR game since H1Z1 and PUBG. But hey, at least it’s free, a [[Liar|original]] thing that has been pumped out for the first time in a long time.

All the new “innovations” doesn’t matter as the game mode (it’s not a genre dumbass) in it’s current state is fucking boring to play through and requires no thought process to comprehend and get good. And still, [[Children]] and [[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]] still eat this shit like candy coded crack in order to become the next E-sports wannabe.

==Innovation==
'''Gulag''': If you get ass fucked on the first half of the game like a [[retard]], you get to rejoin the game again by winning one round of 1v1. Possibly the only good thing about this dumpster fire as it actually takes, '''GASP''', '''SKILL''' to actually win the match. No reason why they can’t have all the matches be that way since [[Call of Duty: Vanguard|Diversity Hire: WW2 Edition]] did it but we know that the companies and the publishers are greedy bastards who don’t have a since ounce of original though left, because that requires money. This shit doesn’t matter in the long way as the rest of the game still functions like a camping simulator.

'''[[Money]]''': A nice reference to the why this game was made in the first place, players can buy a support in order to assist them finding their latest victim. Most of them are just carbon copy of the killstreaks from previous COD games. Players can find them by robbing, killing other players who are also robbing, and fulfill a contract by killing one specific person. It really makes you feel like an American [[Military]] Soldier during the [[2000s]].

'''Starter Pistol''': This feature lets you at least not get gang raped by the RNG system too much. You can also snipe other retard midair while also being in midair.

'''Field Upgrades''': Another carbon copy from 2019, this feature gives you a plethra of cool items that mostly mitigates the resource gathering aspect of the mode. The developers are very self-conscious when adding this feature since they know how fucking boring scavenger hunts are in real life.

'''Loadout System''': This is the only thing most sweats in this game care about. You can pick your own load outs you made before you joined a match. These things are 1000x better than any ground loot you will find. It also gives out perks, which is something you will never pick up at all.

==Eras==
In order to get the most money out of [[Retard|autistic screechers]] and [[Gay Nigger Association of America|nigger faggots]] , Activision’s goons usually dishes out content in a seasonal (monthly) cycle with an emphasis on the new shiny skin of literal pixels that every dipshit YouTuber jerks off to, ultimately ruining the feeling of the game. The actual meaningful content however is barebones and not worth giving a shit about as most of them are just new guns and map features created with absolutely minimal effort that doesn’t change the game in a meaningful way. Suffice to say, this trend of scamming players and having fuck all of return really makes the argument about the game needing customization for a free to play game rendered invalid. This is basically the same shit that Activision always pulls out of their greedy asses for a long ass time. Now with Battle Passes and $20 bundles! Such progress!

'''Verdansk Era''': Since all mainstream battle royale maps are wide and not deep, this map is boring to play through after around <s>four</s> two matches. Unfortunately, since it’s the first ever map to be introduced in the game mode, inevitably many CODtards started to develop fond memories of this map and how it’s overhated for no reason at all. This nostalgia fagging over a mediocre ass map is a predictable trend that happens every time the developers made anything at all.
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)

2024-10-29T02:42:38Z

BobJager:

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[[File:YesYesYes.jpg|thumb|Preorder for Mountain Dew]]

'''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2019''' (a.k.a. '''Call of Duty: Windows Doorframe''') is the 9797th entry into the bloated corpse of a generic [[FPS]] franchise. The game is highly innovative for inventing new shades of grey and creating around [[Over 9000|9000]] different sight lines for the player to be exclusively shot at and never vice versa. Anyone who’s stupid enough to still be playing a COD title should realize that the game is actually missing certain key features. But nobody cares cuz the graphics and shit are [[Lmao|'''''realistic''''']]. All for sacrificing $60 of your hard earned [[McDonald's]] paycheck and [[Almost raped|almost]] your entire data space and possibly burning your shitty [[PC]] just so you can play a game that tries to copy Rainbow Six: Siege (and [[Fail|failing]]). Wow! This is also the last mainline slop they would ever care about before Warzone came along to doom the entire franchise’s core fanbase into second class citizenship for Jew money.

==This shit is broken yo!==

[[File:ButthurtCommenced.jpg|thumb|The only way to play the game]]

Just like every other COD made [[At least 100|at least 3 years ago]], Activision decide to neglect them cause they were not paying the bills. As such, numerous [[hackers]] flooded the official servers in those games. These hackers even were able to access the users of games and [[Theft|steal valuable data from them]]. It became such a problem that fanboys started to [[Slacktivism|protest on social media about this vile neglect from Activision in the comfort of their sofa]]. [[Bad|Unfortunately]], no one in the company [[shit no one cares about|gives a shit about it]]. Too busy suing modders to care. So if you wish to play any games before 2022, which includes MW 2019, prepare to get constantly [[Rape|bagged on]] by players who used the latest [[Hacking|hax]] to [[Pwnt|pwn]] gamers who [[LOL|tries to have fun and improve]]. [[Fact|Alternativelly]], I might’ve just talked bolllocks [[Ass|from my arse]] and the players just really have a good gaming chair.

==LOAR==

[[File:FunnyMoments.jpg|thumb|Top 5 Moments before Disaster]]

The game is praised by the fact that it has a campaign unlike in the previous game. A shitty, highly manipulative campaign that basically acts like the original Modern Warfare trilogy except with less movie references and more fanbaiting.

Main story focuses on a fictional country known as [[Kurdistan]]. [[Americunt]]s were tasked to absolute nuke the living shit out of a chemical factory in some shitty Caucasus country and steal the toxins for themselves. They were then [[pwned]] back by Americunt backed resistance force mistaking them as [[Russia|Russkies]]. Not Captain Price was tasked by [[Feminist|strong independent waman]] to retrieve the chemicals for [[Jew|Jewish interests]]. Fast forward to London, DEI hire and his team were pwned by a couple of sand niggers raving havoc on the Whities for giving them a somewhat better life. Gaz met with Not Captain Price as Gaz almost got shanked by a [[Allahu Akbar|Jihadist]]. They met with the bomber who claims to be a victim. Unfortunately, the counter-terrorist team forgot that they were supposed to bring their bomb refusal kit. So Price, in for the [[lulz]], [[Suicide|throws him off the balcony to die]] and everyone lived happily evar after! Back in Kurdistan, [[CIA]] SWM Alex came back from teh first anal raping to meet with American puppets who almost tried to kill them [[IDF|Israli-style]]. Alex, hamstringed along with a woman who would’ve been dead right now by Sandmen (if biology hadn’t done so), bombs all the Russians for teh lulz and for enslaving the poor Arabs as an example of White privilege. Back in London, Gaz, Price, and the meatbags raided the shit out some [[London Bridge Attack 2017|terrorists living in London]] thanks to current [[Illegal immigrant|immigration policy]]. They learned where man these [[sand niggers]] respond to “Wolf” is at. Alex was notified and successfully captured the [[furry]] after bombing a local hospital. They captured and held him in their embassy for epic [[torture|tourtur]]ing while his right hand man launched an attack on the embassy the very same day. After almost getting raped by the Arabs, the team decide to throw him in a big vault with no guards to check for any intruders. Predictably, the furry got away and thus the mission must continue. Girl power then convinced themselves that they should attack the furry’s men on a highway bombed by <s>Americans</s> [[Faulty Logic|Russians]]. It turns out that the woman’s [[cuckold|cucked brother]] stole the chemicals from us in the first mission and betrays us by forcing every gamer to play as a woman with [[Cliché|plot armor]], [[Auschwitz]] style. It’s revealed that the Russians decided to invade the Kurds after enough [[trolling]] from them, sparking the biggest [[lulz]] ever. After another anal butt rape, CIA woman located the betrayer and tasked the team (again) to find him. They were finally able to kill the furry but the others got to get away. After the whole shebang, the [[Patriot Act|US government finally declared the freedom fighters as terrorists]] when they were useless to Israel. Alex gets pissed and switched teams. The team tracked the furry’s right hand man to Mother Russia with CIA asset Not Nikolai from the [[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare|(4th) first game]]. After capturing RHM, they used the most reliable CIA tactic of kidnapping and extortion. However, we don’t get to kill the little gremlin since moral fags would pwn the player for having fun. Gang shootouts commenced and we traveled to the next location to find the woman’s brother. Barkov’s family were captured by the ULF by guilt of association and Price and the team has to [[Moralfag|moral fag]] Hadir in order to find the location for epic pwning. The team attacks the gas factory against the entire military and win. Unfortunately the detonator decide to kill itself from the [[cringe]] and Alex has to be a martyr for his new [[Reddit]] cause. For some reason, Farrah somehow was on board with Barkov and decide to say a cringe-worthy line before stabbing him. The chemical factory that contains chemicals fortunately doesn’t decide to contaminate the area after an explosion like all other American operations and the team lived happily ever after (IDK guys, maybe it’s scientific). Price decide to leak the next Modern Warfare 2 game to [[nostalgia]] bait the gamers into another game. There’s a whole Spec Ops game nobody cares about and neither should you.

==Out of the Loop==

It’s safe to say that the COD community is a toxic cesspool akin to [[Chernobyl]] and [[Hiroshima and Nagasaki|1945 Hiroshima and Nagasaki]] combined. The franchise at that point has already dabbled in multiple settings and genres, all of them have been received with the warmth and glee akin to [[domestic violence]]. When the developers [[repetition|made the same shit over and over again]], people complained that it was monotonous and begged the developers for something different. When the developers tried something new, the kids whined about how it’s too different and wanted everything to be the same. After a dwindling sales record and the fear that their studio will be shot in the head by their overlords, Infinity Ward had to create something fresh that is also rehashed somehow. New engines, no more [[gambling|loot boxes]], maps with more than three lanes akin to the Golden Era of COD, more ways to customize your guns, and most importantly, Nostalgia bait. When they revealed the trailer, all the fanboys went berserk and pre-ordered the games, not learning their lesson since the fanbase is mostly made up of [[children]] and [[pedophiles]]. Graphic whores praising the games new ways to fuck up your frame rate; [[Normies]], [[Kotaku|game journalists]], video essayist, and more retards across the globe were starting to get interested; Rejects from animation were jerking off how the game have a [[edgy|gritty]] and realistic reload animations (for fuck sake); And the franchise started to pick up steam on [[JewTube]] and [[Amazon.com|Jeff Bezos]]’ new monetization scheme. It even implemented a battle pass akin to their first failed battle royal from BO4. It seemed to go great for the company. However, when the game first launched, it became apparent that all is not what it seemed.

==Special Reap Operations==

[[File:Average Spec Op Experience.jpg|thumb|Average Spec Op Experience]]

People who like Spec Ops from the previous MW installation can be safely assured that the developers hate them with ferocious intent. Mode was a clusterfuck of [[drugged]] up enemies, rocket spamming against you, shitty respawns, shitty story, lack of classic missions, operations that took way too long to complete, [[lag]], game crashes, almost no checkpoints, and much more ways to fuck you up. It’s basically akin to having scolding shit pouring over you multiple times. Additionally, Survival was locked to just [[PlayStation]] for no reason but to fuck with normal people. After a while, Infinity Turd had to fix their shitty game. It’s widely believed that it was initially supposed to be in a bad state since they were experimenting on live service, which is just an excuse for the developers to not do their job, for a while and wanted to try it out. Fortunately, this is just the only bad thing most of the player base doesn’t give a shit about. The rest of this turd pack can only go up from here.

==The Community Hub with Guns and Explosions==

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The gameplay consists of sitting in an area that can’t be easily noticeable and waiting for rushers to come so that they could commence sexual assault on them. Then, rack up all the kills to deploy a [[AC-130]] or a [[nuke]], which at this point, everyone in the enemy team will [[ragequit]] before it even happened. The fanbase bitched and whined that the game is basically a huge sweatfest, just like in [[2009]] (Nostalgia much?). There are many reasons for this. The maps had way too many paths to travel through, the visuals and lightning were very indiscernible, [[Earrape|footsteps sound like elephants]] (hence the term Elephant footsteps), cross-play means that the [[PC Master Race|gamers with PC will always dominate over console fags]], return of killstreaks, and introduction of gunsmith were just some of the reasons why the game is what it is. The game also implemented a matchmaking system that punishes you for being too good at the game.

==Absolute State of Play==

[[File:FaggotryPink.jpg|thumb|The absolute state of COD]]

This game features a boatload of cosmetics that stray away from the main setting of the game because the Kikes at [[Activision]] needed to somehow rape their consumer’s wallet since they can’t get away with loot boxes and map packs. So when you decide for some reason to join a game, you will get to meet the Puppet from Saw, a Cowboy, five edge lords, hippies, women who would’ve been dead already, random nobodies, characters from previous games that shouldn't even been here, and more garbage. Because of this and Activision’s insatiable greed, some blood sacrifices had to be made. No more intro music from the beginning of a match, no unique announcers that are funny [[stereotype]]s (instead, you get some British cunt that sounded like he smoked 5 packs of fags a day or [[you're doing it wrong|he’s doing it wrong]]), fewer mil-slim operators that fit the overall ascetics because the kids will get scared, and more fags and tranny flags in order to save face from their inevitable lawsuit.

==100 Ways to Kill==
Like all COD titles, there are some guns that are downright broken to play and some that are too useless to be a toy gun. COD’s greatest innovation are the numerous optical sights where most of them are pure garbage.
===Guns and More===
====Assault Rifle====
The only thing that people care about.
*'''M4A1''': Starter gun you get when you first join. Shit but everyone loves it since it’s nostalgia.
*'''Kilo 141''': American Desert gun that is absolutely mediocre to play.
*'''FAL''': Marksman rifles for people with carpel tunnel syndrome.
*'''FR 5.56''': Mislabeled rifle for those who want to surrender faster. Aside from the shitty French jokes, this gun is pretty decent in most cases.
*'''Oden''': Shittier version of the FAL, which basically makes it a [[FAIL]].
*'''M13''': Functions similar to the Kilo, except black. What did they mean by this?
*'''FN Scar 17''': From COD to Fortnite to COD, it went on a long journey to mediocrity.
*'''AK-47''': Terrorists favorite weapon and top tier choice for Russian cosplayers. Has a drum mag that turns it into a LMG.
*'''RAM-7''': A new gun that exists. Nothing else. Also ugly as fuck.
*'''Grau 5.56''': Nice gun to look at and use.
*'''CR-56 AMAX''': Has a mag option that turns the gun into a pseudo-marksman rifle.
*'''AN-94''': Slow as fuck firing rate. Choose this if you want to die quicker.
*'''AS-VAL''': Overpowered as fuck. Generator of in-game lulz. It is said that people who used it are cursed to [[Hell|burn in hell]] after they die [[IRL]].

====Sniper Rifle====
This game only provided just four sniper rifles and somehow all of them suck dick.
*'''Dragunov''': Slav’s long range pick and Terrorist’s only weapon to get the thing they want to die over there.
*'''AX-50''': Fat piece of shit that took over the Arctic and dances over its corpses in respect to how similar they look.
*'''HDR''': Slow as fuck sniper rifle that made everyone break their counsole. Not to be confused with…
*'''Rytec AMR''': An even greater disappointment that somehow is the first of its kind to only create downsides.
====Marksman Rifle====
For some reason, the sharp minds at Infinity Ward decided to create a new gun class for reasons unknown to humanity.
*'''EBR-14''': Semi auto junk that requires pointing your cross hairs on the thing you want to die.
*'''MK2 Carbine''': Wild West lever action rifle that has a cool reloading animation.
*'''Kar98K''': WW2 rifle dedicated to old fags. Not an M1 Carbine tho.
*'''Crossbow''': Shitty as fuck medieval weapon that somehow passed selection. Useful for trolling purposes and only trolling purposes.
*'''SKS''': Another Slav junk that can’t hit for shit.
*'''SPR-208''': For some reason, this gun has a fucking scope attached yet the geniuses at Activision decided to classify this gun as a marksman.
====Shotguns====
One-hit wonder machine
*'''Modern 680''': Breaching shotgun that can’t actually do so.
*'''R9-0''': Burst shotgun. Decent if you can actually land your shots.
*'''725''': A nightmare for gamers back in early seasons of the game. Functions as a sniper rifle in any range and most used by toxic players. The team nerfed it down so that now you have to hit two shots to absolutely obliterate a poor man’s life.
*'''Origin 12''': Crappy Auto-shotgun that doesn’t give the dopamine of a standard shotgun.
*'''VLK Rogue''': Some weird abomination of an AR that functions like a shotgun.
*'''JAK-12''': Use the pyrotechnic option to be a dipshit.
====LMG====
Campers top pick.
*'''PKM''': Big gun for big boys. Used by Moscovite heavyweights and no life campers.
*'''SA87''': Dog shit Britfag weapon. It’s useful for those who like to get shat on.
*'''M91''': America’s top choice for mowing down retarded sand niggers and children alike.
*'''Holger-26''': G36C rip off from COD 4 who look like he’s trying too hard to be a huge fat ass but everyone uses the smaller mags like it’s an assault rifle.
*'''MG34''': NatSoc gun that somehow time traveled to be apart of an era where guns with five thousand laser sights exist. A blatant nostalgia callback to the MP44, which ironically was a nostalgia callback to the first three games of the now bloated series.
*'''Bruen MK9''': Mislabled gun from the early hey days of the War on Arabs.
*'''FiNN''': COD Ghosts chainsaw gun. Time traveled backward to warn the Brit fags about giant orbital lasers genociding the American natives.
*'''RAAL MG''': Another Cold War gun that has a way too long ass name for something that doesn’t even exist.
====SMG====
Served as a top pick for wannabe E-Sports members.
*'''AUG''': Austria’s only weapon in the military. Functions more like an Assault Rifle but bullet size place it into the try hard section.
*'''P90''': Mechanically confusing short rifle that serves as a baseline for tryhards.
*'''MP5''': Overpowered as fuck in its heyday. Nerfed down but still functional.
*'''Uzi''': Kikes top pick. Useful for gang members and such.
*'''PP19 Bizon''': Serves as a mini-LMG. Still shittier than the other SMGs.
*'''MP7''': Structure of an UZI. Functions like a Bizon.
*'''Striker 45''': Slow as fuck. Use it if you hate yourself.
*'''Fennec''': Another mislabeled rifle that has an option that can transform you into a shitty action star.
*'''ISO''': This gun functions fine.
*'''CX-9''': Cold War gun that somehow landed in MW. Balanced unlike its Warzone counterpart.
====Handguns====
Only use it if you have a riot shield
*'''X16''': Semi auto desert gun that terrorists use.
*'''1911''': Old and reliable for all of US military and old fags alike.
*'''.357''': Revolver that combines well with the western gun.
*'''M19''': CT gun that nobody uses.
*'''.50 GS''': Kikes and niggers top choice for shooting Arab children and themselves.
*'''Renetti''': Burst shot. OP as fuck.
*'''Sykov''': The creators forgot to give something to the Russkies and so they decided to steal from Cold War and shove it in the late stage cycle.
====Launchers====
Infinity Ward gave more care to launchers than to the snipers.
*'''PILA''': Auto aim weapon for those who want to miss.
*'''Strela-P''': American manual boom cannon that shoots disappointments.
*'''JOKR''': Auto aim weapon for those who want to not know what to do.
*'''RPG''': Commiting jihad since the start of American taxes payed to these freedom fighters.
*'''MGL-32 Grenade Launcher''': Despite what you expected, it sucks huge dick.
====Melee====
Trolling weapons
*'''Knife''': Stabby stabby wins the race
*'''Kali Sticks & Dual Kodachis''': Weeb weapons and nothing more.
*'''Riot Shield''': Nostalgia much?
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===Nade===
This franchise spans for 15 years and yet they still use the most basic as fuck equipment system.
=====Lethals=====
For killing people
*'''Claymore''': Camper's top pick. Say goodbye to your life as you walk by.
*'''Frag Grenade''': Need I say more?
*'''Molotov Cocktail''': Watch your enemies horrifically burn in front of your eyes.
*'''C4''': Fun when used like a suicide vest.
*'''Semtex''': Sticky grenades? Thanks [[Halo]]!
*'''Throwing Knife''': Useless piece of shit that somehow trickfags fawn over about.
*'''Proximity Mine''': Vehicle denial. Shittier version of a C4.
*'''Thermite''': Annoying as fuck grenade to deal with.
====Tactical====
For damaging the player psychologically
*'''Flash Grenade''': Gives the enemies a free [[wallpaper]] that they can use.
*'''Stun Grenade''': Turns your enemies into old people.
*'''Smoke Grenade''': Covers your ass for about one second.
*'''Snapshot Grenade''': Allows you to wallhack for a bit.
*'''Hearbeat Sensor''': A better version of the snapshot grenade.
*'''Gas Grenade''': Turns the map into the next Auscwitz.
*'''Stim''': Steroids with a misleading title.
*'''Decoy Grenade''': Pointless grenade to use as most player already know that players don’t stand around in one place and shoot constantly.

===Perks Working in the Field===
Giving you abilities to fuck with people.
*'''Double Time''': Lets you be [[Olympics|Usain Bolt]] for a while longer.
*'''EOD''': Hack into enemy equipment only to get shot anyway.
*'''Scavenger''': Useless as fuck thanks to the Ammo Pack.
*'''Cold-Blooded''': Become a snake.
*'''Kill-Chain''': Broken as fuck perk that lets you rain fire on your enemies and being rewarded for it.
*'''Quick Fix''': Only perk that is actually balanced.
*'''Restock''': Lets you nade spam alone and afraid.
*'''Hardline''': You can take less effort to get your Angel of Death. Unfortunately, it’s not very much.
*'''Overkill''': Lets you use two overpowered weapons in the current meta.
*'''High Alert''': Turns paranoia into a valuable asset.
*'''Ghost''': An improvement of Cold-Blooded.
*'''Pointman''': Rewards you for doing the objective correctly.
*'''Tuned Up''': Lets you get your field upgrades faster.
*'''Amped''': Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading. Now 40% more so.
*'''Sharpnel''': Spawn with extra piece of lethal to punish your enemies.
*'''Battle Hardened''': Immune to the constant flashes from the [[paparazzi]].
*'''Engineer''': Battlefield ripoff.
*'''Tracker''': [[Stalking|Lets you stalk your latest victim]].
===Deathstreaks===
Prepare your anus for this huge buttfucking. Initiate the Count Up.
====3====
Newbies
*'''Personal Radar''': A shittier version of the UAV.
*'''Shield Turret''': Makes you a sitting duck when you use it. Don’t think this garbage can be useful as a camper.
====4====
Somewhat Advanced Newbies
*'''Counter UAV''': A drone that will be shot down in a few second. Useful for fucking up enemy recons for about 0.0000000000117 second.
*'''UAV''': A drone that lets you see red dots blinking in the sky. Most used by sweats in order to find their latest victim of rape.
*'''Care Package''': Lets you spin the lottery of different war crimes. Somehow, your teammates always get the better kill streak.
====5====
Spammers
*'''Cluster Strike''': Do something that the Iranians can’t even accomplish in the last 40 years.
*'''Cruise Missles''': Launch a rocket in the sky so you can target someone you have a personal vendetta with.
*'''Precision Airstrike''': Calls the US Military in order to signify the presence of oil.
====7====
Obstacle Generator
*'''Infantry Assault Vehicle''': A tank that replaces the Wheelson. That’s it.
*'''Sentry Gun''': Acts as area denial to the enemy team, allowing you to capture objectives better.
*'''Wheelson''': Annoying ass mini vehicle that laser in opponents from a safe distance, if you know how to drive it properly.
====8====
Regular
*'''Emergency Airdrop''': Gambler’s Fallacy in full display. Allows you to get unlucky three times.
*'''VTOL Jet''': A better sentry gun if the map isn’t mostly in the inside. Otherwise, tough shit.
====10====
Sadists
*'''White Phosphorus''': A lulz worthy weapon that lets you commit war crimes in real time. You get to witness the enemy choke and burn slowly and painfully. Received a shit ton of backlash by moralfags.
*'''Chopper Gunner''': Another overpowered kill streak that acts as a less powerful AC 130.

====11====
[[You|Lazy Faggots]]
*'''Support Helo''': Lets you play the game for you.

====12====
Sweaty
*'''Gunship''': Acts as a generator of the constant whining of 8-year-olds and grown up man children. Unfortunately, the shitheads at Infinity Ward decide to remove all fun out of a gunship being called on. So they removed the term AC-130.
*'''Advanced UAV''': Same shit as the UAV but immune to damage and turns your red dots into [[Doritos]].
====15====
Try hard
*'''Juggernaut''': Lets you be [[God]]. When activated, all players tremble before you and begs you to not commit anal fisting against their small [[femboy|boy pussy]].
====Unofficial Official 30====
Annoying as fuck to deal with. Infinity Ward really didn’t learn their lesson back in [[Modern Warfare 2]] have they?
*'''Tactical Nuke''': Game ender for everyone involved. This is the final goal for all sweats, try hards, and campers in the game [[Lie|and will guarantee all the hot single ladies in your area to come and fuck in your house]].

===Operator Skills from [[Call of Duty: Black Ops 4|another shit game]]===
Operator skills from an operator-less game (And no, shitty ass skins don’t count). They’re technically called field upgrades but it’s [[Lame]] so nobody cares.

*'''Munitions Box''': A tool that renders the Vulture perk to be rendered useless.
*'''Recon Drone''': Another ripoff from [[Battlefield]].
*'''Dead Silence''': Very overpowered ass feature that installs fear of surprise butt sex into victims of this field. For some reason, [[Irony|the fanbase that complains about overpowered features in their Cock-o-Do games wishes that this ability were to change into a passive ability like a perk]].
*'''Stopping Power Reloads''': Now the guns shoot out the whole bullet, causing extra damage and pure pain.
*'''Trophy System''': Nadespam-Counter’s last resort from the horde.
*'''Deployable Cover''': The game’s first introduction of building mechanics. Next they will probably create something truly groundbreaking like split-screen multiplayer or the ability to have two primaries, a handgun, and a melee weapon instead of this weird Post-[[Halo]] era where, for some reason, soldiers can’t fit a knife if they want a pistol but can use a whole fucking rocket launcher to replace the secondaries.
*'''Tactical Insertion''': Give the player the ability to get spawncamped by the enemy team.
*'''EMP Drone''': Predecessor of [[Obama]]’s Drone Targeting Weapon. Has the ability to kill enemy players, so expect infinite lulz from that.
*'''Weapon Drop''': If you attached an additional three attachments into your gun with this field on, you could spawn the drone to have one of the three attachments you picked out. This is by far the dumbest shit that Infinity Turd has created.
====Cut Content====
This is the place where Infinity Ward has thought of in one point but decided to cut it out of the final product.
*'''Ladder''': Creates a ladder.
*'''Last Stand''': Holy shit! There are so much overpowered shit that was specifically designed to make camping the ultimate strategy for gaming. The very fact that Infinity Turd decided to cut off this cursed field upgrade is proof that there is a [[God]] watching over us and knowing that humanity is sick of this shit. Srysly! It’s proof that they learned one of their lessons and guarantees that the next COD game will be [[Liar|perfect]].
*'''Ammo Drop''': Literally a 1:1 recreation of the Munitions Box except a drone is hovering over the dipshit who called it in instead of randomly teleporting to their current location.

==Maps & Modes==
Remember in the Alpha where there was a new game mode called Gunfight? Well they are the only maps that are small and simple at launch. The other maps are basically a complex maze. As such, the only player who thrived are the campers. Need I say more? There was no map variety at all and only about 8 modes exist at the start of the game.

===What happened?===
The developers at Infinity Turd spent most of the time creating their new brand-spanking engine for all of the graphic whores to fawn over and all the optical sights in the world just so that they can write it off as an innovation, but neglected to create the actual content at launch and doesn’t have the important features that previous COD titles had. This seems like the same problem that most COD titles since [[Call of Duty: Ghosts]] had, except now, it seems like they did it on purpose just so that they have an excuse to use the live service model they keep triting about in order to spoon feed all the popular game modes, maps, and more from the Golden Era of COD.

==Infinity Ward’s Funniest Moments==
Since the franchise is well known to be funded by the goddamn [[Israel|US Military]], the creators took certain [[Liar|”liberties”]] in how they portray different countries. Specifically, they blamed all the atrocities committed by Americunt and the Kikes onto Russians, even though people with a IQ above 80 knows that Russians couldn’t be possibly doing that as their country is poor as fuck to begin with. Multiple articles and news segments from Russian media groups bitched about these depictions. But nobody cares cause [[Fail|they lost against some Sand Niggers just South of their border]].

==The [[Call of Duty: Warzone|Warzone]] Effect==

After a few months, Activision created another trend chasing battle royals mode called Warzone, leaving the main game and all other games afterwards to be forced at whim to cater to [[Fortnite]] fans. It became very apparent how intrusive this shit is. You thought it was bad during 2013-2018? Now the games are getting even worse. Unfortunately, [[Retard|some people]] think that, because they got rid of loot boxes and has some marketing gimmick that fucks the main core of the game, the industry is saved! What many of these faggots don’t understand is that we’re [[Atari|repeating history]]. The current state is shit and it’s going to get much, much worse.

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Call of Duty: Warzone

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'''Call of Duty: Warzone''' (a.k.a. '''Same Shit, Different Disk''') is the game that signifies the end times. Created from the engine that created the Tom Clancy knock off [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]], it’s basically like [[Player Unknown Battleground|PUBG]] but better, but not by much. The only reason why this shit ever came about is because it’s [[Activision|Activision’s]] second attempt to ruin the [[liar|unique and interesting identity]] of the [[Call of Duty|franchise]] and copying [[Fortnite|Fortnite’s]] business model.

==But Why?==
The main series was starting to fall in sales and player count. [[Repetition|After doing the same shit over and over again]], they decided to create a unique type of [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)|game]] and got shat on by the community for being too different. So they have to shit out a new one from a [[Shit|good]] genre at the time that [[Children|everyone will love]]. This soon-to-be abomination was sort of hinted in the main game with multiple maps from Ground War and the main Spec Ops games seemingly look like to be connected to a [[Original Content|huge map, like in a Battle Royale]]. Shit ton of insider knowledge hinted the existence of this game. After a few months after the shit can that was the 2019 release, Activision would release the [[Lmao|new and highly innovative]] evil curse called Warzone.

==The Gameplay==

You’ll be glad to know that it’s what you expect. It’s a barebones, big ass-fuck, open world map akin to [[Ubisoft]] with a player count over a hundred and mainly consisting of [[Stale|drop in, loot, walk for 15 minutes, kill some assholes, walk some more, die from snipers, and repeat]]. You can be genuinely retarded and still win since winning isn’t guaranteed to people who actually have skill. So your best strategy is to camp in a small building and wait for other retards to come in order to drop shoot them. You know, like every fucking [[Bullshit|”unique and quirky”]] BR game since H1Z1 and PUBG. But hey, at least it’s free, a [[Liar|original]] thing that has been pumped out for the first time in a long time.

All the new “innovations” doesn’t matter as the game mode (it’s not a genre dumbass) in it’s current state is fucking boring to play through and requires no thought process to comprehend and get good. And still, [[Children]] and [[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]] still eat this shit like candy coded crack in order to become the next E-sports wannabe.

==Innovation==
'''Gulag''': If you get ass fucked on the first half of the game like a [[retard]], you get to rejoin the game again by winning one round of 1v1. Possibly the only good thing about this dumpster fire as it actually takes, '''GASP''', '''SKILL''' to actually win the match. No reason why they can’t have all the matches be that way since [[Call of Duty: Vanguard|Diversity Hire: WW2 Edition]] did it but we know that the companies and the publishers are greedy bastards who don’t have a since ounce of original though left, because that requires money. This shit doesn’t matter in the long way as the rest of the game still functions like a camping simulator.

'''[[Money]]''': A nice reference to the why this game was made in the first place, players can buy a support in order to assist them finding their latest victim. Most of them are just carbon copy of the killstreaks from previous COD games. Players can find them by robbing, killing other players who are also robbing, and fulfill a contract by killing one specific person. It really makes you feel like an American [[Military]] Soldier during the [[2000s]].

'''Starter Pistol''': This feature lets you at least not get gang raped by the RNG system too much. You can also snipe other retard midair while also being in midair.

'''Field Upgrades''': Another carbon copy from 2019, this feature gives you a plethra of cool items that mostly mitigates the resource gathering aspect of the mode. The developers are very self-conscious when adding this feature since they know how fucking boring scavenger hunts are in real life.

'''Loadout System''': This is the only thing most sweats in this game care about. You can pick your own load outs you made before you joined a match. These things are 1000x better than any ground loot you will find. It also gives out perks, which is something you will never pick up at all.

==Eras==
In order to get the most money out of retards and faggots, Activision’s goons usually dishes out content in a seasonal (monthly) cycle with an emphasis on the new shiny skin of literal pixels that every dipshit YouTuber jerks off to, ultimately ruining the feeling of the game. The actual meaningful content however is barebones and not worth giving a shit about as most of them are just new guns and map features created with absolutely minimal effort that doesn’t change the game in a meaningful way. Suffice to say, this trend of scamming players and having fuck all of return really makes the argument about the game needing customization for a free to play game rendered invalid. This is basically the same shit that Activision always pulls out of their greedy asses for a long ass time. Now with Battle Passes and $20 bundles! Such progress!

{{gaming}}

User:BobJager

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Certified [[Call of Duty]] hater and troller of [[RationalWiki]].

User talk:Ace McWicked

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== welcome ==

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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (CET)

== Hey ==

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[[User:Meepsheep|♥]][[User talk:Meepsheep|♥]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|♥]] 02:22, 12 December 2011 (CET)

== Dead lol ==

Since you’re so butt hurt about being called out for your bullshit, why don’t you take yourself out? The world would be better. [[User:BobJager|BobJager]] ([[User talk:BobJager|talk]]) 23:09, 26 October 2024 (UTC)

RationalWiki

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[[File:RationalWiki LibTards Can't Keep It Up.png|thumb|left|lol libtards can't even get views]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pizzagate Pedophilia doesn’t exist in the higher levels of society]. Really trying to bootlick the cunt

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Slavery Unironically tries to paint Slavery in Africa is okay.] With a shitty source to go along with it.

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Coincidence Actually are actual sheep]. Make sense considering most of the users are raging [[Jews|✡️]].

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==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015. Toulouse is on record saying he enjoys being sued for defamation over the [[Exhibit B|shitty attack articles]] on RW.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* Carthage
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range). You've claimed victory when innocent bystanders start getting blocked as being your sockpuppet, with bonus points if this results in someone being desysopped for abusive blocking.

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''
[[File:Troll the RatWiki Rats.png|thumb|right|An example of the kind of thing that really pissed certain Rats off (I'm especially thinking of LeftyGreenMario and Anna Livia). Chances are you'll get blocked on site, but if you do this long enough and burn through enough socks you'll eventually get under their skin. The only thing that would make this better would be to reference cheerleaders in it.]]

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* Write something about economics, especially criticism of capitalism. The RW editors are secretly rich SUV-driving suburbanites who only allow bitching about social issues (not economic!), so they're enemies even with the [[tankie]]s at [[r/ShitLiberalsSay]].
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
* Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists and/or that kids/teens who actually have a life think they are stupid, not cool.
* Since RationalWiki has no CheckUser function (meaning they can't get your IP address), it is an excellent platform to post your fantasies of mass murder, child rape, political assassination, or other highly illegal nonsense (regardless of whether those fantasies are real or just horseshit intended to piss off the mods). Of course there's always risk, but seriously, they're not going to get your IP.
* Sexually harass users. This especially pisses off those who identify as female. You don't have to stalk anybody to do this, just ask them what size their bra is, have they ever been raped before, etc. Now if you choose to go beyond the wiki and actively stalk people like a dumbass, well that's on you.
* Pull names, addresses, phone numbers, etc out of your ass and claim it is the identity of users who haven't edited for a few months or years. Since that user isn't around to let people know that it's fake, they'll think this is real doxxing and freak out over it. Try to make it believable though, don't post American information for someone who is clearly British for example, or Chinese information for someone who is clearly Japanese.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
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To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

Update as of Oct 18, 2024: [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica They are still butt hurt lmao]

===Sick shit they try to pull out===
[[File:Blaming.jpg|thumb|right|The typical shit they do. Blaming us for the person’s insanity, like guns!]]
The photo doesn’t lie. For some reason they try to pin mass shootings by 16 year old virgin losers on a trolling site. Of course, they usually will talk about this person getting banned and all but since they have a huge hate boner for us, it seems like defamation.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

The most lulz-worthy part about Rationalwiki is that, in order to prove they are not huge [[Retard|retards]], they created numerous articles about logical fallacies and shit. The most ironic part is that they don’t even use any of these things when slandering other people.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
{{squote|Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?|RW's Human, on Andy's wife ({{archive|JyDCP|WIGO's talk page}})|color=blue}}
[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pizzagate Pedophilia doesn’t exist in the higher levels of society]. Really trying to bootlick the cunt

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Slavery Unironically tries to paint Slavery in Africa is okay.] With a shitty source to go along with it.

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Coincidence Actually are actual sheep]. Make sense considering most of the users are raging [[Jews|✡️]].

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==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015. Toulouse is on record saying he enjoys being sued for defamation over the [[Exhibit B|shitty attack articles]] on RW.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* Carthage
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range). You've claimed victory when innocent bystanders start getting blocked as being your sockpuppet, with bonus points if this results in someone being desysopped for abusive blocking.

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''
[[File:Troll the RatWiki Rats.png|thumb|right|An example of the kind of thing that really pissed certain Rats off (I'm especially thinking of LeftyGreenMario and Anna Livia). Chances are you'll get blocked on site, but if you do this long enough and burn through enough socks you'll eventually get under their skin. The only thing that would make this better would be to reference cheerleaders in it.]]

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* Write something about economics, especially criticism of capitalism. The RW editors are secretly rich SUV-driving suburbanites who only allow bitching about social issues (not economic!), so they're enemies even with the [[tankie]]s at [[r/ShitLiberalsSay]].
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
* Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists and/or that kids/teens who actually have a life think they are stupid, not cool.
* Since RationalWiki has no CheckUser function (meaning they can't get your IP address), it is an excellent platform to post your fantasies of mass murder, child rape, political assassination, or other highly illegal nonsense (regardless of whether those fantasies are real or just horseshit intended to piss off the mods). Of course there's always risk, but seriously, they're not going to get your IP.
* Sexually harass users. This especially pisses off those who identify as female. You don't have to stalk anybody to do this, just ask them what size their bra is, have they ever been raped before, etc. Now if you choose to go beyond the wiki and actively stalk people like a dumbass, well that's on you.
* Pull names, addresses, phone numbers, etc out of your ass and claim it is the identity of users who haven't edited for a few months or years. Since that user isn't around to let people know that it's fake, they'll think this is real doxxing and freak out over it. Try to make it believable though, don't post American information for someone who is clearly British for example, or Chinese information for someone who is clearly Japanese.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

Update as of Oct 18, 2024: [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica They are still butt hurt lmao]

===Sick shit they try to pull out===
[[File:Blaming.jpg|thumb|right|The typical shit they do. Blaming us for the person’s insanity, like guns!]]
The photo doesn’t lie. For some reason they try to pin mass shootings by 16 year old virgin losers on a trolling site. Of course, they usually will talk about this person getting banned and all but since they have a huge hate boner for us, it seems like defamation.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

The most lulz-worthy part about Rationalwiki is that, in order to prove they are not huge [[Retard|retards]], they created numerous articles about logical fallacies and shit. The most ironic part is that they don’t even use any of these things when slandering other people.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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[[Image:Satan1.jpg|thumb|right|Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?]]

''''The IrrationalWiki™''' ('''RW™''') {{atheist}} used to be the arch-nemesis of [[Conservapedia]], but now has devolved into a [[liberalism|far-left]] Cultural [[Marxist]], [[SJW]] rip-off of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] where [[SJW]]s, [[Jews]], [[Atheism+|Atheists]], and [[Feminism|feminists]] go to have a [[circlejerk]] and talk about how religion is stupid and how their liberal SJWs agenda bullshit is the best thing ever since Jesus. Contributors to RationalWiki are to be known as '''[[Retard|Rat-Tards]]'''.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so [[Lulz|humorous]]. It was originally founded by atheist trolls making fun of religion, but at the same time, are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. [[Pseudo-intellectual|They legitimately believe what they write]]. They, trying to rip off good old ED, think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor that even [[Uncyclopedia]] could do better. Remember that one kid who was an insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

Nowadays it's devolved into the Wiki version of Tumblr: infested by [[Social Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] (aka [[SJW]]s), [[PZ Myers|PZ Myers fanbase circlejerks]] (definite [[SJW]]s), and other low life basement dwellers to go rant about everything that triggers them, and is [[over 9000]] [[SJW]]-times as bad as Conservapedia ever was. From [[feminists]] who think that [[fart rape|fart is rape]], to [[Edgy|edgelord]] atheists who think that being smarter than [[Kent Hovind]] and [[Flat Earth Society|flat-earthers]] means that [[USI|you are a fucking supergenius]]. It's so much of a circlejerk that it puts [[Reddit]] to shame. Most of the editors today are [[13-year-old boy]]s ([[transgender|who identify as female]]) and [[16-year-old girl]]s (who identify as male) who get picked on at school and undoubtedly masturbate to [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nick Cruz]] and [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold]].

The site is on so far on the regressive far-left fringe that it frequently turns against Itself for not being on the fringe enough for its own editors. Thereby hastening it's decent into complete irrelevance.

==[[TL;DR]] version==
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[[File:RationalWiki trolling.png|thumb|left|the site ''encourages'' trolling]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_1.png|thumb|left|We are a mobocracy and are so not authoritarian]]
[[File:Rationalwiki_authoritarian_2.png|thumb|left|No, really. We are rationally democratic.]]
[[File:RationalWiki6.png|thumb|left|lol, Ace McWicked was so butthurt that he was mentioned here that he trolled this very talk page. Nevermind that this is coming from a site with 100,000 posts about Andy Schlafly and individual Conservapedia sysops]]
[[File:RW haras.png|thumb|left|disgusting, incredible true story posted on this very talkpage]]
[[File:RationalWiki ed.png|thumb|left|ableism!!!]]

Originally RW was to [[CP]] what [[SASS]] was to [[SA]]. That is, a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around [[obsess]]ing about every single edit Conservapedia editors made and nit-picking every single thing it's creator ([[Andy Schlafly]], who is not a [[SJW]]) does - right down to [[srsly|criticizing the buttons on his shirt]]), which was sort of [[pathetic]]. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a [[wiki]] supposedly revolving around [[Objectophilia|objectivity]] and [[humor]], while simultaneously writing humorless [[feminazi]] [[propaganda]], giving admin privileges to folks like [[Ryulong]] (who was banned from TOW for accepting [[bribe]]s to edit the [[Gamergate]] article) and [[Laurelai]] (a real life [[rapist]]s who tried to get their victims to [[an hero|kill themselves]]).

[[File:20f.jpg|thumb|right|Jerking off to Andy Schlafly is normal.]]

Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science-obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates and [[Freethought Blogs]] followers; the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending [[Sarah Butts]]' pedophilia. And the site is now a humorless [[lolcow]] [[circlejerk|fallout shelter]] for [[liberal|biased]] [[SJW]] [[cuck]] [[retards]] who got [[Raped|banned]] from [[Cuck|Wikipedia]] for being too radically-left even by TOW standards. (Half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW ''and'' ED banned them for writing shitty [[Person article|hate articles]] about conservative nobodies they were mad at).

RW articles no longer even attempt to be [[liberal|funny]], and are instead either [[srs|100% serious]] opinion pieces about [[social justice]] bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with, or [[Attack Article|personal attack articles]] about people who dared to criticize feminism or promote "crank science" (such as the notion that drinking GMO-free milk is healthier for you). Like Conservapedia, 99% of the RationalWiki's articles are crap, like [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior this fucking shit], however unlike CP, RW attempts to simply bypass this awful truth by throwing a few "[[goat]]" memes and penis jokes into its articles and claiming it's all just "humor" when called out on their bullshit.

While the humor cop-out works with websites like ED which don't pretend to be anything other than misanthropic satire (with the occasional grain of truth)— it runs completely contradictory to RW's mission statement as a skeptic wiki dedicated to "refuting crank science and authoritarianism". RW wants to have its cake and eat it too: claim it's "satire" to avoid admitting it's poorly written SJW propaganda, while at the same time allowing its brainwashed members to believe they're on a mission from [[Pastafarianism|The Flying Spaghetti Monster]] to warn the masses of the dangers of homeopathy, [[birther]]s, [[MRA]]s, [[Donald Trump]] and [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vagina_steaming "steaming vagina"], wtf. Hell, even Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to [[bully]] people off the [[internet]] like an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for [[leftard|leftist]]s but driven by [[butthurt]] and zero [[Self-aware|self awareness]].

Some examples of the shit that passes for rationality at IrrationalWiki:

* [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&curid=77683&diff=1749787&oldid=1749784 They're OK with killing Nazis].

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Monsanto totally fucking promote Monsanto]

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food not just GMO] foods, they claim

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Glyphosate Monsanto's Roundup] is safe for humans to drink! And if it ends up in breast milk, it's safe for babies to drink too! And btw typical PC shittery like

* [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Racialism races don't exist]. Oh and they think that

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pizzagate Pedophilia doesn’t exist in the higher levels of society]. Really trying to bootlick the cunt

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Slavery Unironically tries to paint Slavery in Africa is okay.] With a shitty source to go along with it.

* [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Coincidence Actually are actual sheep]. Make sense considering most of the users are raging [[Jews|✡️]].

.

==== Caution! ====

One should analyze [[SJWs|these creatures]] with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake <s>like the raging hypocrites they are</s>. If you ever encounter a editor of the RationalWiki IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get [[AIDS|diseases]] from them, since they're [[No|obviously]] just a bunch of [[Niggers|evolved monkeys]]) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available ([[A Cat Is Fine Too|a church is fine too]]). Just troll'em good (you [[Internet Fuckwad Theory|fuckwad]]!) until they become [[an hero]]es. Returning to the main topic, all of the RationalWiki users are required to be at least five of the following:

* [[Jew]]ish
* [[Basement Dweller]]s
* [[Fagnostic]]s
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Nigger]]s
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Leftard]]s

=== About RW ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit.png|thumb|300px|[[old meme]]s = funny]]

In summation:

{{squote|PROTIP: If you're going to start an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] rip-off, don't use it to preach your political and/or religious agenda. If you do, YOU [[Fail|FAIL]].

So anyways, RationalWiki (more like CRAPtional DICKy, amirite?) appears to be staffed by a bunch of elitist, pseudo-intellectual douchebags who attempt to use internet/4chan culture to appear "witty" and "edgy," apparently to appeal to *channers and other people like me and ensnare us in their little anti-religious crusade.

The true motives of RationalWiki?

If they stuck with bashing the Christian and Muslim fundamentalists then I'd be fine with that, but hell noooo, their main focus seems to be wiping out ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY off the face of the earth. I grew up spiritual and not religious, since my mom was one of those New Agey types - I learned pendulum dowsing (divination,) guided meditation, herbal remedies, crystal therapy, and other staples of the "crackpot" New Age practitioner..RationalWiki labeled all that stuff as "woo" and thus in their "bullshit" category.

That and I am an otherkin (I believe I am a halfblood angel - yes, I actually believe that and I don't care what you'd say) so you can imagine atheists would all cream their pants at the opportunity to tear me down with their sarcasm. This amount of disrespect and snark sure doesn't make atheism look all that good to us theists, now does it?|[http://great-5.deviantart.com/journal/RationalWiki-pisses-me-off-229195182 Even furfags hate the RationalWiki]}}

==== Founding ====
The site is said to have been [http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/03/13/rationalwiki-reminiscence/ founded in response to Conservapedia by some dude named Trent Toulouse]; he claims to have degrees in biology and psychology. Toulouse seems to have more or less abandoned the site, having made less than 40 edits in 2015. Toulouse is on record saying he enjoys being sued for defamation over the [[Exhibit B|shitty attack articles]] on RW.

==== The RationalWiki 1.0 ====

[[File:744.jpg|thumb|left|Andy Schlafly, cuckservative and mommy-lover]]

[[Ironic]]ally all of the original RW editors were originally banned [[Conservapedia]] editors. In 2007, several [[OCD|wiki-obsessed]] [[evolutionists]] from [[Wikipedia]] felt that they could gain acceptance on the CP. They, of course, were completely [[wrong]]. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were [[banned]] or [[Harass|provoked]] into [[Ragequit|ragequitting]]. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and the RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of the RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of [[liberal]] freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their [[vandalism]] of Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia [[ninjas]] learned the secret the RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

[[File:2e1.jpg|thumb|right|RationalWiki denies Jesus, amazing]]

[[File:2e8.jpg|thumb|right|More properly, [[SJW]]s.]]

==== The RationalWiki 2.0 ====

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about [[christfags]] made them look as [[retarded]] as the very christfags they were moaning about, the RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several the RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They [[Delete fucking everything|reset the wiki]] and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

==== The Userbase ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

==== Origins ====

Proving that [[Flame war|bitchfights over religion]] are not limited to [[13-year-old boy|JewTube teenagers]], some [[Idiot|RW admins]], like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with [[Troll|honorable]] intentions, but they were detected and [[LOL|banned for life]] by the [[How Do I Shot Web?|clueless]] [[Pedophilia|pedos]] that run CP. They failed '''hard'''. CP sysops [[Loser|Brian Macdonald]] and [[Andy Schlafly]] launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that [[flame wars]] are [[No|futile]].

==== The Administration ====

[[File:F5c.png|thumb|right|Even these guys are fed up with Ryulong.]]

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, [[Retard|"good-faith" contributor]] can become a sysop. Even [[you]] can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=sysop&limit=50 found here] <s>though it won't ever be checked, since no one wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong</s>.

As already mentioned RationalWiki is a rather wretched hive of scum and villainy. With RW's cult-like mindset and easy-to-gain administrator privileges, the website is home to many little Stalins who failed even to meet Wikipedia's low standards of admin-ship and have no joy in life other than bullying newbies and threatening bans (likely overcompensation for all of the playground beatings their pimpled faces received during HS). For real, most of the site's admins' behavior would get them banned as trolls by the standards of nearly any other community on the internet - even bottom of the barrel sites like [[Stormfront]]. Yet the sheep who patronize the website ignore and condone it, knowing that calling out these punks would mean excommunication from their favorite social outlet.

Read it and weep, and ask yourself if you really want to contribute to a website where people too ill-bred to even serve you a Big Mac at McDonald's are given admin privileges and elect themselves to the site's prestigious "Board of Trusteees".

[[Image:RationalWikiAdmin.JPG|thumb|300px|Comrade Admin exiling traitor to Siberia for daring to criticize Margaret Sanger.]]

=====Admin list=====

* <s>Ace McWicked</s>
* AgingHippie‏
* <s>Avengerofthe Bon</s>
* Bicicle Wheel
* Bongolian
* <s>Brxbrx</s>
* Carthage
* <s>[https://kiwifarms.is/threads/castaigne2-andrew-r-stallings.15949/ Castaigne]</s> -- got triggered, left site
* [[David Gerard]]
* DiamondDisc1
* FuzzyCatPotatoe
* <s>GrantC</s>
* <s>[[Hipocrite]]</s> -- got [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Hipocrite triggered], left site
* Krej
* <s>[[Laurelai]]</s>
* <s>Messah of Doom</s>
* <s>Mona</s>
* Nerd
* <s>Nutty Roux</s>
* Owlman
* <s>Pbfreespace3</s>
* Plutoniumboss
* Proxima Centauri
* <s>Raysenn</s>
* ReverandBlackPercy
* RobSmith -- token [[Trump]] supporter
* <s>[[Ryulong]]</s>
* <s>Scream!!</s>
* <s>Sprocket J Cogswell</s>
* ScepticWombat
* Tmtoulouse (Trent Toulouse)
* Weaseloid

==== Mission Statement ====

[[Image:Ratio-nalWiki.jpg|thumb|The true intention of RationalWiki: being the coolest kid on the block.]]

RationalWiki™ is a [[Warhammer 40,000|grimdark place]] of '''[[Emo|pure, unadulterated dread and misery]]'''. For the utter despair of all, packs of [[Basement Dwellers|manboobed individuals]] roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of [[fail]] to their collection of [[Bullshit|rubbish]]. <s>However one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that.</s> Assuming you believe those [[faggots]], their [[Buttsecks|intentions]] are:

# Analyzing and refuting [[Crystal ball|pseudoscience]] and the [[Intelligent design|anti-science]] movement.
# Documenting the full range of [[Fox News|crank]] ideas.
# Explorations of [[Communism|authoritarianism]] and [[Christfag|fundamentalism]].
# Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean [[Creationism]]. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their [[high school]] science teacher to be [[Bible|irrational nonsense]].

==== How to [[Trolling|Troll]] RationalWiki ====

[[Image:Theory.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian '''[[IRL]]'''? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|I'm rich and beautiful]].]]

{{Quote|1=Please don't link to ED from RW, it falls under doxxing.|2=FuzzyCatPotoato|3=[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864325 telling ED users what to do and not do, and right on ED itself too].}}

As with all fundamentalists, trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. [[Kill it with fire|Fighting fire with fire]] may be the best method. If you have a dynamic IP, you can [[rape|force]] them to spend hours playing whack-a-mole with your sockpuppets by using "private" tabs in Apple Safari (to evade Media Wiki's cookie-based auto blocks) and turning your phone or modem off and back on (to refresh your IP; just be sure to always make an account so they don't block your range). You've claimed victory when innocent bystanders start getting blocked as being your sockpuppet, with bonus points if this results in someone being desysopped for abusive blocking.

'''Proven by SCIENCE:'''
[[File:Troll the RatWiki Rats.png|thumb|right|An example of the kind of thing that really pissed certain Rats off (I'm especially thinking of LeftyGreenMario and Anna Livia). Chances are you'll get blocked on site, but if you do this long enough and burn through enough socks you'll eventually get under their skin. The only thing that would make this better would be to reference cheerleaders in it.]]

* Talk about [[cheerleaders]]. This has been a surefire way to piss off rat-tards and generate a lot of lulz (such as [https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Punching_Bag&diff=595844&oldid=593423 this rant by a former mod]) since the site's early days, probably because no cheerleader, even the super nice ones, would ever give any of them the time of day (the mean ones probably outright bully them). It doesn't matter if you praise cheerleaders (because it boils their blood reminding them how the cheerleaders at their school aren't obsessed with atheist [[bullshit]] like they are) or attack cheerleaders (because the opportunity to play hero by blocking the big bad troll gives them an erection/makes them wet), either way will push their buttons.
* Copy paste sections from Metapedia.
* Add <nowiki>{{cn}}</nowiki> to article text after stupid SJW narrative bullshit that doesn't have any science to support it because it's just postmodern feels. This makes [citation needed] appear and it triggers them off because you questioned their narrative.
* Tell them that irrationality and logical fallacies are not [[Philosophy|inherently wrong]].
* Inform them that if you have to constantly put forward the idea that you're "rational", the likelihood is that [https://www.thedailybeast.com/your-brain-is-not-as-rational-as-you-may-think-it-is you aren't really rational].
* Remind them that 99% of the articles on the site are chock full of logical fallacies, particularly ad hominiem (which is considered the lowest form of rhetoric in formal debates) - they even have article categories such as "internet kooks" and "batshit crazy" while at the same time [[hypocrisy|decrying other websites like Conservapedia for their use of ad hom and other fallacies]].
* Find every reference to 'Ether' ("Luminiferous ether") and Einstein's relativity, and [http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Extras/Einstein_ether.html edit this link into the page] with the comment that even Einstein believed in the ether theory and didn't debunk it with his relativity. This one will generate sustained amusement as they simply cannot cope with this fact to such an extent that they will revert every such edit, proving that they are in denial about something incontrovertible, which is of course not at all 'rational' of them.
* It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it; seriously, get a life, people.
* Write something about economics, especially criticism of capitalism. The RW editors are secretly rich SUV-driving suburbanites who only allow bitching about social issues (not economic!), so they're enemies even with the [[tankie]]s at [[r/ShitLiberalsSay]].
* The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to [[Republicans|American conservatism]]. Although some conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are [[Taxes|forced to pay into it]], and defend the right to own guns, RationalWiki users somehow believe that [[George Bush|conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything]]. Not to mention on RW [[libertarians]] and Christian theocrats are lumped into the same camp as "far right wingnuttery", despite being polar opposites on many issues. "Authoritarian" basically refers to "anything RW doesn't like".
* Remind them that they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to [[photoshop]] cocks on everything and troll new users.
* Become a parodist (just as bored RW members gloat about doing on Conservapedia). Subtlety add as much over-the-top content to articles as possible to further degrade the quality of the content. Write about how [[George Bush]] killed babies and masturbated to images of Gitmo, how all marriage is rape and all [[men]] are either rapists or wannabe rapists, or how [[Kent Hovind]] feasts on the corpses of atheist babies - once it's lingered for a few days it will be to stay because anyone who dare remove ''anything'' negative about a subject that RW's admins despise will be accused by the paranoid admins of being a "right wing apologist".
* Tell them [[Bill Nye]] and Neil deGrasse Tyson aren't real scientists and/or that kids/teens who actually have a life think they are stupid, not cool.
* Since RationalWiki has no CheckUser function (meaning they can't get your IP address), it is an excellent platform to post your fantasies of mass murder, child rape, political assassination, or other highly illegal nonsense (regardless of whether those fantasies are real or just horseshit intended to piss off the mods). Of course there's always risk, but seriously, they're not going to get your IP.
* Sexually harass users. This especially pisses off those who identify as female. You don't have to stalk anybody to do this, just ask them what size their bra is, have they ever been raped before, etc. Now if you choose to go beyond the wiki and actively stalk people like a dumbass, well that's on you.
* Pull names, addresses, phone numbers, etc out of your ass and claim it is the identity of users who haven't edited for a few months or years. Since that user isn't around to let people know that it's fake, they'll think this is real doxxing and freak out over it. Try to make it believable though, don't post American information for someone who is clearly British for example, or Chinese information for someone who is clearly Japanese.

==== Petty grudges and online bullying - RW: The ED for butthurt leftists ====

Basically, one writes an RW article by:

# Write an article on TOW to slander someone
# Get banned from TOW
# Going to ED
# Trying to start an article about them here
# Getting told that nobody cares about some republican faggot pissant
# Getting banned from ED
# Going back to RW
# Being accepted with open arms and writing your shitty attack article

Site staff essentially misuses RW as their own ED or [[Ripoff Report]] to try and sling mud at people they are angry with for editing over them on Wikipedia. There are only two real differences between ED and RW which are that we're a comedy site that bullies everyone for being lolcows and causes them butthurt, while RW is a site of lolcows that only try to bully conservatives out of butthurt, then attempt to pass it off as humor, [[#RW and ED: SNCA|while being incredibly butthurt about comedy sites that aren't shit]], and the other difference is that we're actually good at it.

==Drama==

Here are a couple of RW's more lulzworthy incidents:

=== Conservapedia Obsession ===

==== WIGO pages ====

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several ''What is going on at...?'' (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of [[spending too long on the internet]] ([[Sarcasm|no shit, Sherlock]]). Of these, the {{archive|LDXEd|What is going on at CP?}} page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the [http://www.google.com/#q=rationalwiki second Google search result for "rationalwiki"].

RW users would waste hours of their lives <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT]], THEY DON'T HAVE ANY</s> watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even has a {{archive|GkGNG|bunch of custom extensions}} for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users. Because the little turds tried to vandalize Conservapedia for years systematically, and failed. Andy's far crazier than even that low-rent [[vampire]] Gerard.

==== Deconstructing Andy ====
[[Image:AndrewSchlafly conservapedia.jpg|thumb|200px|Their favorite pastime: [[raping]] [[Andrew Schlafly|this man]] on a [[No life|daily basis]].]]
[[Image:SchlaflyHobby.png|thumb|left|200px|...and [[Fap|learning]] about [[Furfaggotry|his secret sex life]].]]
{{squote|His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
|RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}{{squote|I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
|RW's Ace McWicked, going deeper and deeper in the matter ({{archive|l0DeR|Sauce}})
|color=blue}}

To say that RationalWikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body, and soul; analyzed and psychoanalyzed his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions; and even imagined how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games, and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and [[Black Jesus]]; daily [[wikistalking]]; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest [[attention]].

=== RW & ED: [[SNCA]] ===

[[File:Rationalwikishit1.png|thumb|right|300px|Actually try it out and see how fast you get banned.]]
[[File:Straw Man.jpg|thumb|right|300px|How the mods engage in [[straw man|straw-manning]] [[conservatism|Thomas Sowell]] in his article (nevermind the cherry-picking of many of his works, a hasty generalization, denouncing personal statements while making personal statements about people themselves, a falsely-attributed fallacy and even a broken link).]]
[[File:The hypocrisy of RationalWiki.png|thumb|[[Hypocrisy|"Personal statements don't belong here."]]]]

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many [[conservatives]], [[libertarians]], [[republicans]], [[fags]], [[dykes]], [[creationists]], and [[Jews|kikes]]. <s>No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers</s>. On [[Last Thursday|November 17, 2007]], some butthurt [[fag]] named {{archive|wJYp9|PyroPython}} {{archive|9bX2b|created}} the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was {{archive|kXYea|rewritten in a more neutral tone}}. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
Encyclopædia Dramatica is a [[Wikipedia]] "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the [[internet]] and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that [[goatse]] and porn '''''don't''''' make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's [[alt.tasteless]] gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than [[Conservapedia]].

'''Update:''' ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against [[Scientology]] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chanology].
</blockquote>

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on [[Conservapedia]] and the creation of the article on [[Andy Schlafly]], as well as the ongoing investigation on [[Ed Poor]]'s pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy [[Crybaby|left our dimension]] in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.
<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">
There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.
</blockquote>
In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and [[trying too hard|childish rubbish]]. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, [[hypocrisy|that doesn't mean the wiki is bad]], it means that there's room for improvement.

Update as of Oct 18, 2024: [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica They are still butt hurt lmao]

===Sick shit they try to pull out===
[[File:Blaming.jpg|thumb|right|The typical shit they do. Blaming us for the person’s insanity, like guns!]]
The photo doesn’t lie. For some reason they try to pin mass shootings by 16 year old virgin losers on a trolling site. Of course, they usually will talk about this person getting banned and all but since they have a huge hate boner for us, it seems like defamation.

=== The un-Critical Thinking of RationalWiki ===
Ironically enough, RW's people actually think that they're [[LOGIC AND REASON|rational]]. Although the RationalWiki proudly sports the word "rational" in its name; nothing could be further from the truth. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and [[butthurt]] and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills. This may partly explain why the site is now overrun by a cabal of inbreds which includes many disgruntled Wikipedia editors; said folks were likely fed up with WP's policies on neutral [[POV]] and reliable sources: preferring a socialist echo chamber instead.

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead, they spend all day being angry and creating barely comprehensible, raging anti-[[Conservative]]/[[Religion]] manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

To avoid seeming completely one sided and agenda driven, RW very occasionally has articles bashing extreme "moonbat" (AKA [[Left|left-wing]]) subjects such as [[PETA]] and eco-terrorist groups; nevertheless this doesn't change the fact that this is a site which considers Dawkins too "far-right" because he disagreed with some feminist on [[Youtube]]. The site is like [[Rush Limbaugh]] occasionally dropping a negative quip on the air about the [[KKK]] or some far-right group which everyone hates, immediately after having claimed that liberal public schools brainwash your kids into shooting heroin and joining ISIS.

The most lulz-worthy part about Rationalwiki is that, in order to prove they are not huge [[Retard|retards]], they created numerous articles about logical fallacies and shit. The most ironic part is that they don’t even use any of these things when slandering other people.

For that matter, sourcing on RW is a joke in every circumstance. No really, the site accepts [[source]]s from ''anybody''; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stephenie_Meyer Cracked]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ghost TV Tropes]; [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalresearch.ca even crank sites RW has articles mocking] like [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Arbitrary_detention globalresearch.ca] are used as sources. Not even just as extra reading, but ''sources''. RW is willing to accept crap like this as sources so long as they agree with the site's POV while ignoring legitimate sources used in points to the contrary, proving that any idea of objectivity or rationality is a farce.

=== Kevin Martin ===
Worse yet the site serves as a platform for rejects to pursue off-site grudges over dick-measuring disputes. After some petty insanity [[LifeInATent|Kevin Martin]] had [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kevin_Martin a shitty RW article] created on him, accusing the guy of being a "pseudoscience and woo" promoter (simply for being an autistic weatherman wannabe), with old and out-of-context blog comments and Wikipedia posts being used as primary sources.

=== Mona ===
One day, when the Yids were comfortably [[Mossad|abusing their control over the internet]], a user named -Mona- appeared and fucked up {{archive|PC7Sh|their}} {{archive|dy4ei|gay}} {{archive|1o74g|shit}} for the lulz. When the Jooz attempted to stop the white hero from spreading the truth, she threatened to expose the site to her journalist peers and caused great butthurt and [[rage quit]]s amongst the Kike mods and their shills, leading to claims of [[anti-Semitism]] and clashes with self-proclaimed Zionist Avengerofthe BoN. Mona later admitted to being {{twitter|MonaHol|Mona Holland}}, after negatively tweeting about the site which resulted in the [[Jewish]] mods becoming irrationally angry that someone dared to resist their hebe dominance, [[Shut It Down|and then attempting to ban her]].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Mona, you're an insufferable holier-than thou bitch.[...] Ryulong (talk) 06:50, 9 December 2015 (UTC) <cite>[http://archive.li/5jXdk Ryulong, triggered weaboo Juden]</cite></blockquote>

Her trolling resulted in many pages being mod-locked, and incited a Ratwiki civil war with well-known users clashing in an ultimate display of [[faggotry]] not seen since Hipocrite, resulting in [[truth|accusations of trolling by the Jewlord agents]]. Eventually the Goy realized she was in way over her head, and attempted to bury the shitstorm she had created by {{archive|edNgW|deleting all the writing on her talk page}}.

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Indeed, the State of Israel probably would not have come to exist absent Zionist terrorism.<cite>— [https://archive.li/AIFBG| Mona, trolling the Filthy Kikes]</cite></blockquote>

===Dyskliver and Oxyaena:2 abusive techs and 1 cup===
On a dark and stormy night in 2014, a user account named ''Palaeonictis'' was created on Rat-Wiki. For some bizarre and unusual reason, ''Bongolian'' decided that this user was worthy of "tech" rights (basically an unelected moderator; they have the same tools but can't don the "mod" hat). This account renamed itself ''Don Juan'' and then later ''Oxyaena''.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AOxyaena&wpdate=&tagfilter=</ref> This user was trigger happy in every way. At first, it was just really lax in giving out user rights (even more so than the old guard in the early days); it once gave an impersonation account sysop rights before it even made its first edit for example. It later turned into the polar opposite (see below).

In comes ''Dyskliver'' (properly pronounced "dick sliver") in 2018, who like many Rat-Tards had been banned from TOW and other online communities including Uncyclopedia. Unlike the other Rat-Tards, this lunatic is not just a drama queen, he's an admitted troll and a known cyberstalker and sockmaster who has since been honored with a highly coveted "office action" from the Wikimedia Foundation. Why anyone would trust this person with tech rights is incomprehensible, yet that is exactly [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype= what Oxyaena did in 2018]. Dyskliver pulled out his usual bag of tricks, creating an sockpuppet he claimed to be his sister, stirred up drama, unilaterally banned people he didn't like, etc. In other words, as legendary troll, he'd fit right in at ED! But wait, there's more! In 2020, the idiots at RationalWiki decided this loser was worthy of being on the Board of Directors for the RationalMedia Foundation, meaning he literally [[pwned]] them!<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=&user=&page=User%3AD&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=</ref>

While Dyskliver was busy being a legendary troll, Oxyaena was busy being a legendary lolcow. Oxyaena claims to be a autistic transgender girl<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Autism#Censorship_of_scientific_facts</ref> who has been threatened by her local police to be charged with abuse of the 911 system.<ref>https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive317#The_police_in_my_area_are_steadily_becoming_stupider</ref> One can imagine how easy it is to push this thing's buttons. Oxyaena became obsessed with "Mikey" and "Morris", issuing thousands of blocks on likely innocent contributors to the wiki, especially any new members or IP addresses that challenged any action of Oxyaena, at one time blocking the IP of a logged out moderator and accusing it of being a "sock of Morris." During this time, Oxyaena was your go-to if you wanted lulz out of the Rat-Tards. At first, Oxyaena and Dick Sliver were like best buds, tag-teaming in their war against Morris and Mikey, but they eventually turned on each other because people like this can't have friends.

Because all good things eventually come to an end, Oxyaena was eventually [[kicked|permakicked]] upon its own request, and Dick Sliver was eventually kicked for [[doxxing|doing what cyberstalkers do]]. Mentioning either of these two on the site now usually results in interesting reactions. <s>Someone really needs to create an account pretending to be Oxyaena to make RationalWiki funny again.</s>

=== Humor ===
To the outrage of the [[Jews]] (besides the fact the [[Holocaust]] did not happen), on September 18 the goyim was made an admin. This did not stop angry Kikes from claiming -Mona- was using sockpuppets in their Chicken coop [[e-court]] which ended in an [[epic fail]] for the Zionists, where the [[David Gerard|tranny]] mods {{archive|q2stC|did not accept the wild claims of the Jews}}, causing the raving Hebrew's [[balls]] to shrivel up into dust and blow away in the wind, a defeat for the Hebrews and a victory for the [[world]].

== B a s e d Vordrak!! ==

=== Shouniaiasha saga ===
[[File:RationalWikiTalkOnlinePedophileActivism.png|thumb|Shouniaisha's first revisions to RationalWiki; covered up over a month later.]]
[[File:MatthiasHuessMrBurtonPacWalker.png|thumb|upright|What one can expect to experience when trying to report a pedophile (Note that Matthias Huess / Mr Burton doesn't go full troll until after the "dear sir" block).]]

On November 13, 2015, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha a pedophile created an account named "Shouniaisha"] (Japanese for "pedophile"). Two days later, he made his first revisions to the wiki: suggesting that RationalWiki's article on "online pedophilia activism" should cover [[Newgon.com]].

On November 15th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1570000 Shouniaisha created an userpage where he admitted to being a "(self-diagnosed) pedophile and a hebephile"]. Rome Viharo-obsessed sockpuppeteer Krom saw Shouniaisha's userpage, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AMatthias_Huess created a fresh sockpuppet named "Matthias Huess"], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&oldid=1570080#Vile_paedo_scum_on_Rationalwiki demanded that RationalWiki ban Shouniaisha].

<blockquote style="color:darkgreen;">Matthias Huess was a sock of mine. Note that they also banned my other account, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1570072 Mr. Burton] for a comment I left there. At that time on Rationalwiki [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Losts I was editing something else on Rome Viharo's entry] on another sock, then I saw that paedophile which was just created and I made another sock to complain in the community portal about him.
<cite>— [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:RationalWiki&diff=864146 Kroms, recounting his experience on RationalWiki]</cite></blockquote>

On the 18th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&oldid=1594254#You_might_want_to_look_at_this Ymir alerted big boss David Gerard to Shouniaisha's pedophilia], but Gerard didn't do anything besides [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:David_Gerard&diff=1571296 expressing some pessimism].

On December 1st, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lightning_Dust&diff=1579274 Shouniaisha's posted pony porn on an user's talk page].

On the 7th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ukuphendukela&diff=1584033 Shouniaisha took a break from RationalWiki].

=== T h e R i g h t S t u f f ===
*[http://therightstuff.biz/tag/rationalwiki/ Based theRightStuff on RationalWiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/18/the-rational-view-on-race/ The Rational View on Race? from based right-wing TheRightStuff]
::* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/therightstuff-biz-vs-rationalwiki-arguing-on-the-internet-about-race.18502/ Forum writeup of the intense battle]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/30/calling-all-writers-operation-irrational-wiki/ Calling All Writers! Operation: Irrational Wiki]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/29/rationalwiki-on-holocaust-denial/ Based altrightists from TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page on Holocaust denial]
:* [http://therightstuff.biz/2015/05/27/the-rational-view-on-immigration/ Based god TheRightStuff on RationalWiki's page about immigration]

=== Arisboch and the creation of SecrentAgentoftheMods ===
On December 20, 2015, RationalWiki user "Arisboth" joined [[Kiwi Farms]] as "systemlord_baal" (a Stargate SG-1 reference) and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 asked "yes or no" questions ("Does anyone know?" / "[Do] you know anything about it?")] about the rumor about Queex being doxed [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-33#post-1159496 "out of of idle curiosity"].

On December 22nd, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate&action=history Gooniepunk created "Category:Anti-Gamergate_slate"] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk added it to his userpage in "a statement of defiance"]. Arisboch, -Mona-, and co. began arguing on [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate the category's talk page] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594780 -Mona- accused Arisboch of not showing enough compassion on Kiwi Farms]. Arisboch responded by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Category_talk:Anti-Gamergate_slate&diff=1594820&oldid=1594802 saying that behaving like a moralfag on Kiwi Farms wouldn't change anything].

Late on the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona Emailed Gooniepunk], presumably about Arisboch's presence on Kiwi Farms. Within an hour of that Email being sent, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account was created] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=rights granted advanced moderator privileges], including the ability to suppress content and logs. [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress Gooniepunk's NoiseBot then suppressed all logs related to the creation of the account and who granted it advanced moderator privileges]. In order words, the account was made for cowards who wished to avoid accountability. The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch for alleged "off-site doxxing and harassment"], then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224090000&limit=01&type=suppress hide the log] so that the blocker can't be held accountable for the block. By "off-site doxxing and harassment", they mean [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159457 those "yes or no" questions he asked at Kiwi Farms], even though those questions didn't instigate the doxing in the first place, as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1158836 Queex was doxed on the previous day], as [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryulong-michael-cohen.10341/page-32#post-1159471 the thread they apparently used as evidence even acknowledges]. Oh, and by "doxxing", they mean participating in a thread that links to [http://queex.livejournal.com/profile Queex's public LiveJournal profile]. They also ignored the fact that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/page-18#post-1163807 Arisboch himself is (by RationalWiki's definition) a "victim" of Kiwi Farms "doxxing"].

[[File:RationalWikiArisbochCarpetsmoker.png|thumb|Even RationalWiki's sysops know that Arisboch's ban is bullshit, yet [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User_talk%3AGooniepunk they still cover it up].]]

After [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress the SecretAgentoftheMods account finished its business], Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373 left an "olive branch offer rescinded" message on Arisboch's user page].

Late on the 24th / early on the 25th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151226000000&limit=07&type=block "Sorte Slyngel" lowered the duration of Arisboch's block to three months, with opposition, especially from -Mona-], who appears in be in on what happened. Gooniepunk tried to defend the banning of Arisboch by [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420 throwing words such as "consensus" and "unanimous" around], even though {{archive|TDDs2|there were only three moderators at the time}}, and finding "consensus" among three like-minded (RationalWiki is a leftist wiki) individuals isn't a difficult task at all. Plus, only a mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending the private complaint] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account], and given the online environment, that means that there couldn't have much investigating or deliberating, especially if a portion of that 37 and half minutes went into deciding whether the SecretAgentoftheMods account should be created in the first place. And, of course, none of those 37 and a half minutes went into obtaining Arisboch's side of the story.

On 27th, Gooniepunk [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714 once again defended the ban], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AArisboch reinstituted Arisboch'd permaban], and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress hid the blog log entry with his bot].

=== SecretAgentoftheMods ===

[[File:VordrakDynastiaReddit01.png|thumb|upright|[[Vordrak]] discusses events with [[Kiwi Farms|Dynastia]].]]

On the 30th, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=vandal&page=User%3ARyulong the SecretAgentoftheMods account removed Ryulong from the vandal bin] and then [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151230030000&limit=01&type=suppress suppressed a portion of the log entry pertaining to it]. FuzzyCatPotato [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=1612026 later took credit for this action], although he may be covering for one of the another moderators.

On the next day, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AShouniaisha FuzzyCatPotato renamed the "Shouniaisha" account to "Aisha"] (Japanese for "lover"), but a spoiled sport used the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood"] (Vordrak's middle name). The comments of a pedophile were attributed to Vordrak's middle name for fourteen hours, when [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ACollingwood FuzzyCatPotato and Weaseloid undid the actions of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account].

=== Possible identity of SecretAgentoftheMods' operator ===
Nobody knows who the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods was. The high-profile drama it was involved it demands that we speculate, and frankly, someone ought to pay. What do we know about the SecretAgentoftheMods account and the events:

*{{archive|TDDs2|There were only three moderator's}} during the time that the SecretAgentoftheMods account was created and used: David Gerard‏‎, FuzzyCatPotato‏‎, and Gooniepunk‏‎.
*The culprit is unlikely to be FuzzyCatPotato, since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=03&type=renameuser the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account was acting against FuzzyCatPotato's intentions]; thus, the only actual suspects are David Gerard and Gooniepunk.
*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username Gooniepunk was the one most obsessed with keeping his identity hidden]; thus the one most likely to crack after seeing [http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=2963 their name on Vordrak's blog]. By comparison, David Gerard is open about his identity and is used to dealing with shit being thrown at him, while [[Special:Contributions/FuzzyCatPotato|FuzzyCatPotatohas enough guts to step into the hornet's net]].
*'''Gooniepunk:'''
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=05&type=suppress It was Gooniepunk's Noisebot that hid the logs about the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account and who granted it moderator rights].
*The account's first action was to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block block Arisboch]; thus, it can be assumed that the account was created :in response to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 an Email that -Mona- sent to Gooniepunk].
:*A mere 37 and a half minutes passed between [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:-Mona-&diff=1595339 -Mona- sending sending Gooniepunk the aforementioned Email] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224000000&limit=1&type=newusers the creation of the SecretAgentoftheMods account].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&oldid=1595420#Avengerofthe_BoN Gooniepunk was handling the Arisboch affair at the time].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block Gooniepunk was the first to respond to questions about Arisboch's ban].
:*Gooniepunk was the moderator most invested with upholding Arisboch's ban: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151224040000&limit=8&type=block] [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595373], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Arisboch&diff=1595420], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sorte_Slyngel&diff=1595421], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Moderator_elections/Nominations&diff=1595422], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&diff=1596714].
:*[http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160101000000&limit=9&page=User%3AArisboch&type=block The Gooniepunk account was likely the one that reinstituted Arisboch's permabaned on December 27, 2015], since [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20151228000000&limit=01&type=suppress it was his bot that hid the log entry].
:*Of the three moderators active at the time, [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gooniepunk&diff=1594513 Gooniepunk was the most reactive] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AGooniepunk&diff=1597514&oldid=1594513 the one most likely to crack under pressure]; thus, the moderator most likely to [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3AAisha rename an account of a pedophile to the middle name of his or her enemy] is Gooniepunk.
:*Of RationalWiki's three moderators, Gooniepunk had the biggest beef with Vordrak: [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AVordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Chicken_coop&oldid=1587798#Vordrak], [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gooniepunk&oldid=1606567#You.27re_mentioned_by_username]

This all points to Gooniepunk being the operator of the SecretAgentoftheMods account during Arisboch's ban and the renaming of the "Aisha" account to "Collingwood".

=== Aftermath ===

Despite undoing the account's actions, they avoided taking action against the account and it's operator. That changed when [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods users began questioning the existence of the "SecretAgentoftheMods" account] a couple of days later, forcing [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=User%3ASecretAgentoftheMods FuzzyCatPotato to desysop the account], yet [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:SecretAgentoftheMods#Is_the_operator_of_the_account_going_to_get_away_scott-free.3F they refused to take action against the account's operator] and [http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20160103202000&limit=07&type=block tried blocking the person bringing up legit complaints as a "concern troll"].

Gooniepunk has since left the site permanently. :hmmmm:

=== Laurelai ===

But the worst of an already bad lot may be [[Laurelai]], a narcissistic, openly man-hating pre-op transgendered "female" who split from the site to found the even more horrific [[SJWiki]]; testimonies from people she/he knows [[IRL]] have come forward claiming him to be a real life raper of women (yes, as in rape with his [[penis]]) - resulting in Laurelai launching an online crusade against his detractors, including this website - complete with stalking, fake suicide claims, and bogus legal threats.

One of them (Laurelai) is a [[rape|rapist]] (the real kind, not the "regretting sex a week later = rape" kind - as the article will explain shortly). Having antisocial personality disorder actually boosts one's odds of becoming an admin on the site.

=== SJWiki ===

[[SJWiki]] was Created by [[Laurelai]] and other RationalWiki splitters for whom RationalWiki wasn't biased and [[SJW]] enough.

=== Oliver Smith ===
* [[Oliver Smith]]: sysop who has written a large amount of articles for RationalWiki since 2012. In that time has managed to attract a handful of trolls who dislike his edits and article creations, including [[Mikemikev]] who Smith has blocked on over a hundred accounts ([[fact|and is still being blocked on hundreds more to this day]], [[lol]]). Smith has "retired" from RationalWiki about 5 times (for 3-4 months break), only to return after his enemies kept doxing and attacking him.

=== Cultural Marxism ===
* [[Cultural Marxism]]

==Enemies of RationalWiki==
[[File:Mikemikev.gif|thumb|right|100px|[[Michael Coombs]]]]
[[File:Abd Lomax computer.png|thumb|right|100px|[[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]]]

* [[Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax]]: an internet harasser banned from almost every wiki ([[Wikipedia]], [[Wikiversity]], RationalWiki etc) for misusing them for long-term disruption and for his personal vendettas; Lomax ended up with his own [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax RationalWiki article] that he has attempted (unsuccessfully) to remove by [[doxing]] and smearing RationalWiki sysops on his blog. Also claims to be suing RationalWiki, but his legal threats are always fake and just used to further harass people.
* [[Michael Coombs]] (aka Mikemikev), a neo-Nazi vandal who has for years created sockpuppets on RationalWiki to spam [[Holocaust denial]] and racism. Coombs also creates lots of fake accounts, impersonating people, but like a deranged liar denies his accounts, trying to blame them onto innocent people.
* [[Rome Viharo]]: crybaby who dislikes his RationalWiki article, and created an entire website to whine about it.
* [[Emil Kirkegaard]]: child-rape apologist who wrote on his blog [[pedophiles]] as a "compromise" should drug and rape children while they sleep. Now claims to be suing RationalWiki for the crime of documenting his sickening comments and pointing out the fact he's a paedophile - sourced to his own words.
* [[Laird Shaw]]: schizophrenic who says he's possessed by demons.
* [[Cheerleaders]]: RationalWiki really HATES cheerleaders.

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== External links ==

* [http://rationalwiki.org/ RationalWiki]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2xp9we/even_rational_wiki_has_had_enough_of_ryulongs/ Based Gamergate subreddit highlights Some Reddit drama about Ryulong, RationalWiki, and the GamerGate fiasco]
* [https://greylining.com/2012/08/20/rationalwiki-overrun-by-baboons/ RationalWiki Overrun by Baboons] ([https://archive.is/PhHLg archived version])
* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/rationalwiki-the-encyclopedia-that-is-an-insane-asylum/ RationalWiki, the Encyclopedia that is an Insane Asylum]
:* [https://historyblogcritic.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/rationalwikis-ocd-like-obssessions/ And another article by this guy about how RW uses insane scare tactics to try and silence those they disagree with].
* [http://lesswrong.com/lw/f5b/the_problem_with_rational_wiki/ The Problem with Rational Wiki]
:* [http://lesswrong.com/search/results?cx=015839050583929870010%3A-802ptn4igi&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=rationalwiki&sa=Search&siteurl=lesswrong.com%2Flw%2Ff5b%2Fthe_problem_with_rational_wiki%2F&ref=&ss=2140j483892j12 and other mentions of RW on LesWrong]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rationalwiki.14720/ [[Kiwi Farms]] thread on RW with over 100 pages full of lulz]

== See also ==

* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Metapedia]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Thunderf00t]]
* [[FreeThought Blogs]]
* [[A Storehouse of Knowledge]]
* [[Kialo]]

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