https://edramatica.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=BbcSissy 2026-05-21T15:02:16Z Things to revert MediaWiki 1.44.2 https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954163 2026-05-12T13:49:29Z

<p>BbcSissy: Undo revision 1954160 by Mercifulfag (talk) haha</p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;{{Greentext|&gt;mfw the only girl my height is 14}}}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] [[manlet]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954158 2026-05-12T09:39:23Z

<p>BbcSissy: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;{{Greentext|&gt;mfw the only girl my height is 14}}}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] [[manlet]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954157 2026-05-12T09:29:32Z

<p>BbcSissy: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;{{Greentext|&gt;mfw the only girl my height is 14}}}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''[[Leetspeak|D4vd]]'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one-hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] [[spic]]cy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. He's basically the pedophilic [[zoomer]] version of [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for, except D4vd didn't [[Getting away with it|get away with it]].<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit]] musical career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting evidence]] of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> [[File:D4vd g01ng 2 j41l.jpeg|200px|left|thumb|He [[dindu nuffin]]!!]]<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the dismembered meat chunks once known as Celeste were found in the &quot;[[Funkytown|frunk]]&quot; of a [[Tesla]] registered under D4vd's name. That, along with the fact that Teslas are literally [[Big Brother|covered in cameras]], gave police [[epic fail|an easy lead to him]]. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Waited too long nigga.png|Maybe if you wrote a police report instead of a tiktok comment, she'd still be alive, retard.<br /> File:NIGGER CAMO ACTIVATED.png|He's so black you can't even tell.<br /> File:CelesteRivas.png|How did he find this thing attractive?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game.<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Further proof that only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''<br /> **{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> **{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{twitch|d4vd}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|wLxoS}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{Spotify|a|5y8tKLUfMvliMe8IKamR32|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954096 2026-05-11T12:55:34Z

<p>BbcSissy: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Pixplz}}<br /> {{Underconstruction}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]&lt;br&gt;''Mfw when the only girl my height is 14''}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:CelesteRivas.png|thumb|350px|How did he find this thing attractive?]]<br /> '''D4vd'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] spiccy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. Think of him as the modern day [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for.<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit|musical]] career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or deleting evidence of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the body of Celeste was found in the back of a [[Tesla]], this Tesla was registered under D4vd's name. Giving the police an easy lead to him. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *{{twitch|d4vd}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=D4vd&diff=1954012 2026-05-10T17:31:18Z

<p>BbcSissy: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Pixplz}}<br /> {{Underconstruction}}<br /> {{Pedo}}<br /> {{killers}}<br /> {{Aroundblacks}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:D4vd.png|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''David Anthony Burke'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 28, 2005 ({{Age|2005|3|28}} years old)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Height:'''| 5' 4&quot; (1.63 cm)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|Nigger rap musician (formerly), necrophile, Bubba's playtoy}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:CelesteRivas.png|thumb|350px|How did he find this thing attractive?]]<br /> '''D4vd'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Anthony Burke''') is the [[pedophile]] [[Vanilla Ice|one hit wonder]] nigger who recently killed a [[jailbait|young]] spiccy female '''Celeste Rivas Hernandez'''. Think of him as the modern day [[OJ Simpson]], a public [[nigger|figure]] whose crimes have taken the forefront of what they were originally known for.<br /> <br /> D4vd started his [[dogshit|musical]] career like all youngsters by making tunes to go with his [[Fortnite]] gameplay on bandlab in order to get past copyright strikes. He found out his music used in the videos were more popular than the gameplay, and began a music career that was pushed by the [[Jews|media]] to make him look like more than anything other than an industry plant.<br /> <br /> Other than just average nigger rage and intelligence, the reason David chose to become a murderer was because he had become obsessed with [[gore]] and violence he found on the [[Internetz]]. Becoming so much of an obsession he was tired of just jerking off to it and instead wanted to feel the [[Necrophilia|real thing]].<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Celeste==<br /> He chose the target to be a girl he was grooming since highschool, someone he was as equally obsessed with as him masturbating to [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]. The two had matching tattoos, he wrote several songs of his about her, (which were later leaked) and they appeared together on several streams of his, making no effort to hide his [[pedophilia]] to his fans. His mod team on [[Discord]] were even banning or deleting evidence of him ever knowing Celeste, before and after the murder. At the time, he was 20, she was 14.<br /> <br /> The server for David and his fans, was also a place for him to find other minors to DM. As he wouldn't text a girl back if she wasn't below 18. <br /> <br /> ==v&amp;==<br /> On September 8th, 2025 the body of Celeste was found in the back of a [[Tesla]], this Tesla was registered under D4vd's name. Giving the police an easy lead to him. On April 15th of 2026, he was finally fucking arrested and plead not guilty to raping her corpse. <br /> <br /> But, coupled with the fact he would constantly [[tweet]] and post incriminating stuff on Discord, is probably gonna lead to him being found guilty and assraped for years to come.<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Drake]]<br /> *[[Fortnite]] - Had a skin in the game<br /> *[[Giggly Goonclown]] - Only pedophiles use Discord.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|D4vd|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{Wikilink|Killing_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez|TOW coverage of the murder he committed}}<br /> *{{yt|@|d4vd}}<br /> *{{twitch|d4vd}}<br /> *{{instagram|d4vddd}}<br /> *{{discord|u|d4vd}}<br /> *{{soundcloud|d4vd}}<br /> <br /> {{Music}}<br /> {{Afro}}<br /> {{Childabuseseries}}<br /> {{Lpers}}<br /> {{Rap}}<br /> [[Category:Murder]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2025]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=1951277 2026-04-21T17:16:00Z

<p>BbcSissy: Undo revision 1945754 by Paul in the Mall (talk)</p> <hr /> <div>{{corner|[[File:Clearcho.png|205px|right]]}}<br /> {{corner|br|[[File:ChoAscending.png|205px]]}}<br /> {{notice|''[[You]] may have been looking for [[Virginia Tech|Virginia Tech Massacre]]''}}<br /> {{an hero|[[File:Deadcho.jpg|200px|link=]]}}<br /> {{Virgin}}<br /> {{breakingnews|Cho just got BTFO by [[Stephen Paddock|O̶m̶a̶r̶ ̶M̶a̶t̶e̶e̶n̶]]! No longer the American High Score!}}<br /> <br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Rainbowsmall|'REMEMBER 4-16-07'}}<br /> <br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Cho Seung-hui retard.jpg‎|150px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Cho Seung-Hui'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 18, 1984}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 16, 2007 (aged 23)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Korean|Zipperhead]]-[[Americunt]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSKorea.png]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 32, injured 17}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, expert mode}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Glock]] mouthwash}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|right|Cho was rewarded for his feat]]<br /> [[Image:Cho_hammertime.jpg|thumb|right|AN CHALLENGER APPEARS]]<br /> [[Image:Viking.jpg|thumb|AN NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS]]<br /> [[Image:Cho killin d00dz.jpg|thumb|right|Cho comes in tardy for class]]<br /> [[Image:StoppingDangerousDoods.png|thumb|Were you bullied in high school? [[OMFG]] YOU'RE DANGEROUSE!!!3!333.]]<br /> [[Image:Cho1.jpg|thumb|right|Real American an hero.]]<br /> [[Image:Poster59617260.jpg|thumb|An Hero, [[Andrew Kehoe]], who ranks 2nd place ahead of Cho]]<br /> [[Image:Chohappydance.gif|frame|right|Cho in happier times. Where did he go wrong?]]<br /> [[Image:Chochocho.png|thumb|right|Cho [[Super Smash Bros|joins the fight]]!]]<br /> [[Image:ch0.png|thumb|right|Highscore well earned]]<br /> [[Image:Deadcho.jpg|thumb|right|Dead Cho]]<br /> <br /> <br /> Failing at everything he did, looking like a bald midget, having a deep pedophile voice but only a one-inch penis, [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]] winner '''Cho Seung-Hui''' realized from early on that [[God]] put him in this world to be a spreader of epic lulz by giving him the task of beating the all-time [[High Score|high-score]], set in 1999 by fellow comedians [[Columbine|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]. However, [[God]] apparently neglected to inform Cho, that Eric and Dylan's highscore of 13/24/2 - an admirable feat indeed - was rather flaccid in comparison to fellow zipperhead, [[Woo Bum-kon]], who two years before Cho was born had set the score at 57/35. Nonetheless, our brave hero went on to perform an impressive feat of epic lulz - of epic proportions, when ''over a decade ago'', on April 16, 2007, he participated in creating several hours of quality TV entertainment, releasing 33 souls to their home planet of Xenu, bankrupting 17 families with medical bills, reaching the American high score, and instantly becoming [[an hero]] by perpetrating a highly calculated an masterfully executed [[Mass Shooting|school]] [[School Shooting|shooting]] at the [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Virginia Tech Institute]], a notable university that he attended. Unfortunately for Cho, he lost his crown and all his glory in the middle of 2016, when [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|Omar Mateen]] dethroned him, and secured the new American high score. Nevertheless, Cho remains, {{Hover|to this day|{{Age|2007|4|16}} years after he did it :O}}, one of the most memorized mass shooters in America- an impressive feat when you understand the fact that Dumbfuckistan housed literally [[over 9000]] other deranged freaks who went postal. Rumor has it that upon death, Cho was recruited by [[Satan]] to return to our world as a demonic entity which has brainwashed and brought several other paid actors into staging false flags so that guns could get banned or some shit.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;VyalPi1GeDY&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;His vlog, shortly before [[Postal|going Cho]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> As with fellow gook hero [[Woo Bum-kon]], Cho grew up in [[Good Korea|South Korea]], where he was held captive in his parent's basement until the age of 8, at which time the whole family emigrated to the US to open an &quot;Arr-American Dry-Creaning Business&quot;. During Cho's childhood, his family had concerns about his mental health. In an ABC News Nightline interview, Cho's grandfather said the following: &quot;We were concerned about him from early on. He was very well behaved and obedient, but he would never make eye contact and was extremely shy. He also [[asspie|didn't like to be hugged]]. The only activity he seemed to enjoy and respond to, were the Friday night ass-rapings&quot;.<br /> <br /> As is the case with all zipperheads, Cho was very good at math in school. According to fellow students, Cho was well-liked among his classmates, and in particular the girls - at least until the 8th grade, according to a classmate at the time: &quot;His voice had started to change as he began to go through puberty, and it became really deep and Darth Vader-like. But so did everyone else in class. I think what upset Cho the most was the fact that while us other boys started growing pubic hair and our penises became larger, Cho still had a 1-inch fuck stick.&quot;<br /> <br /> To help the young Cho cope with his shortcomings, his parents took him to the local baptist church, where it is believed that he either transformed into Jesus H. Christ himself, or at least believed in his mind that he was the Lord and savior, as documented later in the Lulz-tapes sent to NBC.<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;Nv58w3Yxvnw&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> He sounds like Napolean Dynamite. Lulz<br /> <br /> == A sensitive playwright ==<br /> In his Creative Writing class he wrote some lulzy plays about killing his stepfather, and lamented being a [[technical virgin]].<br /> <br /> ==Hours before the massacre (&quot;Cho's Last Thoughts During his Final Fap&quot;)==<br /> <br /> Cho Seung-Hui like your typical perverted white kid in his semi-autobiographical account fapped guiltily under the covers of his little room, clouded in darkness. He hadn’t showered yesterday, so the mild, musky stink from his oily penis wafted up from his crotch and reached his nose. He sighed.<br /> <br /> “What am I doing?” he thought. “What the FUCK am I doing? It smells like death…that is what man really fears.” He fapped harder. The demon idea filtered through his mind again, the same awful, but beauteous notion that popped up during his idle moments. The final solution.<br /> <br /> “Heh. Like Hitler.” Cho smiled. His balls boiled fiercely, sweating more grease into his palm. It hit his nose again, demolishing his grin. It was too much. Too much like the stench of dead things and the sea that filled his mother’s cunt during his development. He never articulated it, no, but the rancid odor was embedded deep in his psyche and burst out again whenever he encountered sex. At least, his own sex scent, the only one he’d ever known.<br /> <br /> “That fucking cunt!” he snarled. “I’ll kill her! I swear that I will!” He thought again about the woman in tight leather pants, dressed like a harlot in his eyes, who came trouncing into Creative Writing 3348 everyday and plopped down in front of him. His eyes bulged a little each time as he took fleeting glimpses at her silky, neon-green thong. He yanked his rod harder. It had finally arisen all the way, and pre-cum dribbled onto his forefinger, moistening his entire length with foamy stickiness.<br /> <br /> “All of them…she is just one of the many. No woman will ever want this in them.” He stopped fapping, holding his manhood gently for a moment. “And why should they? I’m a goddamn failure. A fucking ‘question mark’ kid and a washed up writer.” His bloodshot eyes rolled aimlessly, enraged. “Not even as successful as my parents. At least they’ve got their own business. But fuck ‘em! They never should have brought me to this country in the first place. They knew what kind of child I was…” He resumed fapping, much harder this time.<br /> <br /> “And what kind of people we were.. Immigrants. Gooks. Just as they couldn’t integrate into American society, I can never integrate into THEIR society. Nor do I want to.” Another fiery coil of rage crept up his spine. “Those sons of bitches! Fucking tree-trunked assholes! I nearly lost it today in the history seminar when I heard that fucking cocksucker in the flip-flops crying to his little fuckbuddy bitch again.” Cho panted, partially from effort and the rest from ire. The veins on his penis bulged, echoing his outrage.<br /> <br /> “That motherfucker, I’ve seen him driving around in a Mercedes! And it isn’t enough! He’s spoiled. Spoiled and fucking rotten. Several prime pieces of pussy, nice car, full ride on tuition thanks to his cuntbag rich parents…” He grunted.<br /> <br /> The demon thought flashed through his brain again. Rich bastard, dead from a gunshot right through his chest, one of his flip-flops sprawled on the floor under his twisted leg. Cho himself, lifting up the skirt of Richie-Rich’s slutty girlfriend, to see her piss-stained panties, fresh from the shock of the pistol shot that rocketed through her throat.<br /> <br /> “But if only there would be one—just ONE sign of change—I wouldn’t have to do any of this. But there won’t be. No, there won’t be, there never is. They have never known true, soul-searing pain. But they will. They must. They came to this school to learn, and if that is the last lesson they get, it will be the most valuable.” He slowed the strokes of his fist, he was close. “Ismail Ax,” he whispered. He addressed himself with that haunting alter-ego, taken from the story of uncompromising anger and devotion to righteousness from the Koran. He’d read it a couple years ago, when he briefly toyed with radical Islam as a conduit for vengeance. “It is time, you must do this. No more pussying out like the other times, no more bullshitting; tomorrow is the day!” His mind cleared as it suddenly dawned on him. Ismail Ax IS his identity. Cho Seung Hui, that anonymous, castrated little shit is the alter ego.<br /> <br /> His fist pulled down—hard. The dead Professor. A bloodied Christfag from the campus crusaders, sent to his maker. Exploring the warm pussy of that brunette harlot, still in pristine condition, despite her grotesquely broken skull. Bullets flying expertly toward strangers, toward faceless enemies worthy of death, like in Counter-Strike. The stink of his mother’s cunt. Cho grunted and raised his hips as he came.<br /> <br /> Thick, hot jets of milky sperm rushed from his shaft, landing on his brown stomach. He opened his eyes again and reached for the Kleenex, as his penis suffered its last strained spasms. A moment later he looked at the yellowing tissues in disgust. “Life is sick. It can’t go on like this anymore.” He zipped up.<br /> <br /> The clock said 2:00 AM. April 16th. His last day. He smiled again, knowing he’d just had his last fap and his last sleep. Today would be a great day for Cho Seung Hui. No, for Ismail Ax. '''First he would go on 4chan.org, section /b/, one last time. They were the only ones who understood the terminal illness of existence.''' Usually a lurker, he might even post announcing his big plans, though no one would believe him, until it happened. Then the site would be filled with dark laughs for days, oh yes. First 4chan, then on to finish that package for the media he’d started last week, and then… my mom got scared, and said, &quot;You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.&quot; I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, &quot;Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!&quot; I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, &quot;Yo holmes smell ya later!&quot; Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.<br /> <br /> Some [[sick fuck|fucked up]] faggot [[fap|wrote]] the above story.<br /> <br /> DONT READ IT<br /> <br /> Oh, you already read it?<br /> <br /> Faggot.<br /> <br /> == Preparing for the shootout ==<br /> [[Image:Azn invazn.jpg|thumb|Azn invazn]]<br /> [[File:Anders cho.jpg|thumb|[[Anders Behring Breivik|Jellyous much?]]]]<br /> His loneliness soon ended when he found [[eBay]]. He found his haven there since, being an Asian, he knows how to crunch numbers. So he assumed the identity, &quot;Blazn Azn&quot; (blazers5505@hotmail.com / blazers5505). At last! He found a sense of true belonging! But [[oh noes]]! [[Jack Thompson]] was right! After being sucked into murder simulators like Tetris and sudoku (he hated all other video games, which is ironic), he was driven to kill.<br /> <br /> Before waving buh-bye to his friends on eBay, [[livejournal|LJ]] and IRC, he left this message:<br /> ''&quot;Imma chargin mah laz0rz and gettin ready to pwn [[Virginia_Tech_Massacre|VTech]], I'm quitting IRL 4eva...''<br /> <br /> Blazn Azn, unsuspiciously adorned with a Glock 19 and Walther P22 and whistling a jaunty tune, then strolled down the street to a local post office, where he mailed a tape of his lulzy threats and [[shit|legendary]] video logs to NBC. This tape might have warned authorities in time to save countless lives, but since his mouth was always full of rice and he had an impenetrable accent anyway, no one understood a fucking word. After countless post office customers and employees called him a chingchong chink, he got pissed off and bitterly swore to them that he would kill them all, right after he went and got Chinese food - which no one believed since Virginia diets consist solely of Wottaburgers and Pixie Sticks; to these simple folk, the concept of a Chinese restaurant was practically science fiction.<br /> <br /> <br /> When the first shots rang out, students thought it would be a swell idea to stay seated in class - never mind that a shooter was on the loose - so they could get &quot;good grades&quot; but, alas, they didn't notice that a Jew was their teacher who would part with a penny before giving a passing grade to an [[White people|Aryan]]. It would be folly to find this unusual, as they are all from [[Virginia]] and therefore all have the combined IQ of a [[Juggalo]] and undeniable good looks of a [[Chin-chan]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;edK5tf5_bL4&lt;/youtube&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Occult significance==<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Why has none of the media pointed out the shiny &quot;[[Legend of Zelda|magic triangle]]&quot; that is clearly visible on the murderer's forehead in his student photo? This triangle has occult significance and may indicate a connection to South Korean militant extremists like Seoul Freemasonry.&lt;/blockquote&gt; <br /> :--Wikipedia<br /> <br /> No one gives a sloppy fuck about a Zelda fag. ''That's'' fucking why.<br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> {{GradedScore|'''32'''|(17 injured)|13| |17|duel wielded pistols and chained the exits shut|20| |20|&lt;s&gt;#1 American Shooter&lt;/s&gt; [[Stephen Paddock|There's a new player in town...]]|102|S|Grade A student. What else would you expect from an [[azn]]?}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Wanted|5}}<br /> <br /> ==Cho attacks from beyond the grave!==<br /> [[Image:Evacutating_students.jpg|thumb|V-tech students, running from Cho's ghost.]]<br /> On August 19th, 2007, the day the memorial to V-tech was supposed to be dedicated, Cho used a Mighty Kung-Fu Chop to burst his way out of the gunshot clouds of [[Heaven]], and strike once more. On this peaceful Sunday morning, no one was prepared for the nail-biting fear... ''the mind-numbing terror... THE SHEER PANTS-SHITTING TERROR... OF...''<br /> <br /> ...a simple carbon monoxide leak, which broke out in a random, off-site apartment complex. But it musta been, um, Asian Ghost Majicks, which might have easily raped over 30+ students if quick-thinking rentacops hadn't opened some fucking windows. Sadly, so far, no one has been [[murder|killed]] in this second wave, and the most that may potentially die are two people, most likely no good, filthy [[smoking|smokers]].<br /> <br /> It's now being heavily debated whether or not Cho's return was [[EFG|epic failure]], or a dire warning of things to come. Since Cho is Asian, it's most likely the latter, since [[Azns|Asians]] rarely fail at anything. Except penis size.<br /> <br /> == Cho as a writer ==<br /> While Cho became an hero, he also was a very talented writer who rivaled Shakespeare's wit and Dostoyevsky's skills. Internet moviemakers quickly made full blockbuster feature films of Richard McBeef, Cho's most famed work. It was so well received that the goons at [[Something Awful]] [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/richard-mcbeef.php?page=1 wrote a Cliff's Notes of McBeef].<br /> {{align|center|{{fv|Richard McBeef|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;K9dMiLE-DLQ&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;wj5iJEvbchY&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;_liB84gu7vo&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;OOr4cYOsEpE&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> }}}}<br /> &lt;!-- BALEETED<br /> &lt;youtube&gt;iudKyFluNLE&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> --&gt;<br /> <br /> However Mr. Brownstone, the other eloquent work by Cho, was not as popular:<br /> {{align|center|{{fv|Mr. Brownstone|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|<br /> A stage reading&lt;br&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;jKr2gmKCpy8&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> And Muppets&lt;br&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;Bsj5q6Lc9Yo&lt;/youtube&gt;|<br /> }}}}<br /> <br /> ==Permavirgin==<br /> Cho could never get laid- even after hiring an escort:<br /> <br /> &lt;code&gt;Seung-Hui Cho hired her to dance for him in a motel room one month before the massacre at Virginia Tech's campus, dancer Chastity Frye said in an on camera interview with a TV station in Roanoke, Va.<br /> <br /> &quot;He was so quiet. I really couldn't get much from him. He was so distant. He really didn't like to talk a lot,&quot; Frye said in the interview. &quot;It seemed like he wasn't all there.&quot;<br /> <br /> Frye said that a &quot;creepy&quot; Cho, 23, called the escort service she works for and hired her to meet him for one hour at a Roanoke motel, about a 30-minute drive from Virginia Tech's Blacksburg campus.<br /> <br /> About 15 minutes into the performance for Cho, Frye said, it appeared that her client had no interest.<br /> <br /> &quot;I danced for a little while and I thought we were done because he got up and went to the restroom and began washing,&quot; said Frye, a white woman with blond hair.<br /> <br /> Frye told WSLS that she told Cho she was going to leave, to which he responded that he had paid for a full hour and she had only performed 15 minutes.<br /> <br /> When she resumed dancing, Frye said that Cho touched her and tried &quot;to get on&quot; her before she pushed him away. Cho then apparently respected her wishes.<br /> <br /> Frye said she thought Cho looked familiar when she saw his face in the coverage of the Virginia Tech killings. Cho fatally shot 32 people and then himself on April 16.<br /> <br /> She got a call from the FBI, which she said tracked her down through Cho's credit card receipts. Frye said that during a weekend interview, investigators asked her to describe Cho using three words. She chose &quot;dorky,&quot; &quot;timid&quot; and a &quot;little pushy.&quot;<br /> <br /> An FBI spokeswoman from the Richmond, Va., field office, which is overseeing the Virginia Tech case, said the FBI would not comment on possible witnesses.<br /> <br /> &quot;I'm not able to comment on who we are and are not talking to,&quot; spokeswoman Dee Rybiski told ABC News. &quot;I will confirm that I have had agents there since Monday of last week -- conducting all sorts of interviews.&quot;&lt;/code&gt;<br /> <br /> HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA<br /> <br /> ==Leaked Manifesto==<br /> [[File:Cho Manifesto Lost.jpg|thumb|right|Leaked manifesto]]<br /> Cho wrote an extensive manifesto that he only gave out to [[old media]]. They refused to make it public due to the sheer evil concealed within, similar to how the columbine killers tapes never got leaked, to prevent [[Columbine Copycats|copycats]]. We all know how well that worked out. However, a news reporter showcased unreleased materials and we were able to decipher the following text from the pic to the right:<br /> <br /> &lt;code&gt;<br /> <br /> ...(fuck)ing you, you want to get on your hands and genuinely<br /> ...your acts of self-hedonism? You want to see what a<br /> ...pushed to the edge? And now that I have sough vengeance you want<br /> ...(peopl)e did to Eric and Dylan to keep all your crimes buried. You want to call<br /> ...ed to keep all your sins hidden? And you wonder why massacres happen. You<br /> ....power and money to omit all your wrongdoing and characterize us as evil to the world?<br /> ...(d) us and drove us to the edge and pretend that you didn't. You make us seek vengeance and pretend you didn't. You want to lie to the world, shed those tears of treachery, and leave out all your heinous crimes against humanity so that you can suck in all the millions in donation money like slimey leeches, you heinous hedonists?<br /> You want to use the power that you have and the power of your friends to manipulate the truth so that you'll come out with a profit in any situation, suck some money out from strangers using our blood! Only if you could be the victims of your depraved crimes, you would never have committed them in the first place.<br /> All the blood that you have spilt today is on your hands. Every single ounce of blame lies in you, you lovers of terrorism. You have no clue of what revolution I have started. The number of you descendants of Satan that I have killed is nothing compared to what my people- my Brothers, Sisters, &quot;Others&quot; that you fucked will do.<br /> They will be influenced by my framework and see that they will no longer (need) be terrorized by you Democratic terrorists. They will be inspired to carry out vendetta like me except<br /> ...bigger and more lethal with each generation. Because of your actions that destroyed millions of innocent lives all these years and millions more will destory, massive volcanoes of blood will be spilt.<br /> Because of your actions, the ground that you stand on and you that harbor its principles will forver be known as the Holy Ground of Terrorism, lovers of Terrorism and Sadism, Rapists of Souls, (fuckers). Christian Nazis, Apostles of Sin, Crucifiers of the<br /> Innocent, Kin Jong-Il's of the the West, American (Devils), and Osamas of America. Because of your hedonistically heinous actions, the Weak and the Defenseless that you have fucked will rise and carry out our bloody vengeance.<br /> Generation after generation, will squash your heads beneath our foots until your brains squirt out, we will shatter every bone in your bodies with hammers, we will claw your jaws out and ram them up your rectal cavities, we will leave a<br /> ... cuts. on every inch of your bodies, we will slice your throats ear to ear with the sharpest blade and<br /> .... arteries and veins to squirt out blood like firehoses, we will disentegrate your bodies into a...<br /> ...roes with razor-whips, we will main you with our bare knuckles, or coldly shoot every single one<br /> ...n like targets and turn the Pacific and Atlantic ocean into the darkest hue of red to avenge the<br /> ...tion demolitions that you executed in us Weak, Defenseless, and Innocent Children. There is<br /> .... one way out. Kill yourselves or you will never know how the dorky kid you humiliated and spat on will come behind you and slash your throats and rip your spines out. Kill<br /> ...you will never know the day the oucast you crucified in school will hammer you on your head, cut you up with a razor forcing you to feel every cut of your skin, every motion of the blade, dripping with your blood, and every single millimeter of your precious life slowly fading away. Kill yourselves or you will never know the hour the little kid will come with hundreds of rounds of ammunition<br /> ...to shoot you down for shoving his face in shit and beating him every week with your drunk and<br /> ...ds. Kill yourselves you sadistic teachers who filter out the Weak and Defenseless to launch<br /> ...or you will never know which calm night the kid that you fucked will come and cut you,<br /> ...and all your children open. Kill yourselves or you will never know the year, the month, the day, the hour, the second you will die. Kill yourselves or you will never know how we will kill you, or the b<br /> ...as you die. It will be a thousand times slow and agonzing than the w<br /> ...you will never be able to go to school or work or rest and sleep. You will<br /> ...walking behind you, who's sitting in front of you, who's driving<br /> ...non-stop. You sin-ridden soul will hound you restless days and nights<br /> ...Kill yourselves now or you will never know whether you will die<br /> ...or in class, or on a sunny day. You may buy ten bodyguards<br /> ...you may flee, but we will be watching your every<br /> ...will spend every ounce of our energy in our bodies to fuck you<br /> ...fucking, agonizing pain that you fuck us with. There<br /> ...terrorism. There is nowhere in the world you can hide...&quot;<br /> &lt;/code&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> {{cg|'''Cho Seung Hui'''|blazzers5505|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Choarmy.jpg|THE FIRE RISES<br /> File:Imthinkingofcho.png<br /> File:Afrocho.jpg|Afro Cho<br /> File:Chobotnik.jpg|General Chobotnik<br /> File:EVILCHO.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Shoot Cho Seung Hui.jpg|Shoot up the school shooter<br /> File:Dark Knight Rises.png|Rare cho pic :3<br /> File:Chocollab.gif<br /> File:Vtech Home Depot.jpg<br /> File:Killer.jpg<br /> File:ChoJFMSU.jpg|Cho BTFO<br /> File:VTTechRule34.png<br /> File:Sp vtech.jpg<br /> File:ChoCheetos.jpg<br /> File:Choseunglougner.png<br /> File:Schoolraider.jpg<br /> File:Cho Seung-Hui Pepe.jpg<br /> File:Cho rule 34 3273.png<br /> File:Cho rle 348x8.png<br /> File:Agent cho.jpg<br /> Image:Kuro-chanedit7.jpg<br /> Image:Clearcho.png<br /> File:CANCEL CATERDAY.jpg<br /> File:Chovalentine.jpg<br /> File:Chointhematrix.jpg<br /> File:Chorly.jpg<br /> File:Chomakeover.jpg<br /> File:General Cho.jpg<br /> File:Heroic.jpg<br /> File:Cho Seung-Hui Action Figure.jpg<br /> File:Cho VT Anal.png<br /> File:VTechMassacreRule34.jpg<br /> File:Cho Gets Laid.png<br /> File:Cho Raging Cock.png<br /> File:Cho Sucks Dicks.jpg<br /> File:Cho Dildo.jpg<br /> File:Cho Glock Anus.jpg<br /> File:BrotherS In Arms.png<br /> File:Contracted herpes.jpg<br /> File:Cho300.jpg<br /> File:Vtech6.png<br /> File:Aznhaetmonday.jpg<br /> File:Thisisvirginia.jpg<br /> File:Minecraft Cho Seung Hui Skin.png|Are you autistic? Now you can play as your favorite superhero in Minecraft!<br /> File:Chochingchongvtmassacre.jpg<br /> File:Vteclol.jpg<br /> File:Cho did it for the lulz.jpg<br /> File:Returntocolumbine.jpg<br /> File:LONG LIVE SEUNG HUI CHO.jpg<br /> File:Time person of the year.jpg<br /> File:Campussof2.png<br /> File:Cho Seung Hui Arm.png<br /> File:BOUT MY VTECH.JPG<br /> File:Shotstudents.jpg<br /> File:Cholazer.jpg<br /> File:Doom-vtech.png<br /> File:Cho-guevara.JPG<br /> File:Virginatechplaystation.jpg<br /> File:Chonoit.jpg<br /> File:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg<br /> File:Virginia Tech rampage by Latuff2.jpg<br /> File:Longchocat.jpg<br /> File:Match-com-ad-cho.gif<br /> File:Rockoutwithyourglockout tshirt.jpg<br /> File:WW2Cho.jpg<br /> File:2012 Taskforce.png<br /> File:Cho Amoklauf Scale.png<br /> File:Shitty Cho Drawing.png<br /> File:Cho Seung Hui Saudi Magazine.jpg|Latuff's artwork featured in Saudi magazine.<br /> File:Cho Disturbing Artwork.jpg<br /> File:Cho Seung Hui In Hell Erasmono.jpg<br /> File:Cho Artwork1488sz.jpg<br /> File:Cho Fanart.jpg<br /> File:Big Head Cho.png<br /> File:Pac Cho.jpg<br /> File:Cho Fangirl HORRIBLE Art.jpg<br /> File:Cho Pasteliz.png<br /> File:Cho Ghost.jpg<br /> File:Cho Tribute DA.png<br /> File:Mass Shooters.jpg<br /> File:Cho Latuff Comic 1.jpg|Cho Comic part 1<br /> File:Cho Latuff Comic 2.jpg|Cho Comic part 2<br /> File:Cho Latuff Comic 3.jpg|Cho Comic part 3<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Rarepic1.png|Rare cho pic<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho magazines order.jpg|Cho's ebay order for his mags<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho ily.gif|Fangirls old shoop<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho newspapers.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Die Hard.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Manifesto Contents 1.jpg|A look inside his manifesto<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Manifesto Contents 2.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Megashoop.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Counter Strike.jpg|Cho Seung Strike<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Death Battle.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho lulllz.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho letter thing.jpg<br /> File:Mass Shooters Well Regulated Militia.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Angel In The Sky.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Superman.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho Shine Down.jpg<br /> File:Seung Hui Cho At Bar.jpg<br /> File:Seunghuishrek.jpg|Cho [[Shrek]]-Hui<br /> File:Cho_Guitar_hero.jpeg<br /> File:Chobama.jpg|[[Barack Obama|President Chobama]]<br /> File:Jerry Cho Seung Hui.png|[[KaiWei99|Jerry Cho Seung Hui]]<br /> File:Jackie Cho.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> <br /> == Spotting people like Cho ==<br /> <br /> The students of [[VTEC|Vtech]] could clearly have prevented Cho's orgyfest if they had [[Masturbation|opened their eyes]] more. They should have noted the following:<br /> *Cho suffered from [[basement dweller|lonerism]]<br /> *He was frequently [[rape|bullied]] by his fellow [[students]]<br /> *He was obsessed with [[violence]]<br /> *He frequently made threats, similar to the kind issued by [[e-lawyers]]<br /> *He was a fucking [[azn]]<br /> DO THE FUCKING [[azn|MATH]]!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> '''Inspired By:'''<br /> <br /> * [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - Cho references the fag duo as &quot;martyrs&quot;.<br /> * [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] - Cho was directly influenced to commit mass murder after playing the Sonic classics for several hundreds of hours.<br /> <br /> '''Inspiration For:'''<br /> <br /> * [[Adam Lanza]]<br /> * [[James Oliver Seevakumaran]] - True fan who even saw this page.<br /> * [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - Planned to break Cho's high score but got arrested first.<br /> * [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]<br /> <br /> '''See Also:'''<br /> <br /> * [[Attention Whore]]<br /> * [[Charles Whitman]]<br /> * [[Chobots]] - His fans.<br /> * [[James Holmes]]<br /> * [[The Binghamton Tet Offensive|Jiverly Wong]] - Another AZN who used similar tactics.<br /> * [[Lucas Caparelli]]<br /> * [[Mark Essex]]<br /> * [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]]<br /> * [[Sandy Hook]] <br /> * [[Virginia_Tech_Massacre]]<br /> * [[VTEC]]<br /> * [[V-tech Rampage]] - The game.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[[:File:Cho Manifesto.pdf|Manifesto]]<br /> *[https://web.archive.org/web/20141010050436/http://thehardestlesson.com/?q=node/211 Lost manifesto transcripts]<br /> *[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Cho_Fiction_Poetry.pdf ALL of Cho's writings]<br /> *[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cho-seunghui/7133044/ OMG! Cho had a gaia account] {{Archive|p6BY5}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxrk64zjBrdsC8zJ8UWdFNg Cho's YouTube]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *{{youtube|cfHHClAzEsU|If Cho wuz blak}}<br /> <br /> {{anheroes}}<br /> {{korea}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> {{Columbine}}<br /> {{education}}<br /> {{gun control}}<br /> {{dyingalone}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Timeline|Featured article April 19th &amp; 20th, [[2015]]|[[Julianne Irace]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Sceptre]]}}<br /> [[Category:People|Seung-Hui, Cho]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:2007]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rickard_Andersson&diff=1950159 2026-04-10T16:54:06Z

<p>BbcSissy: /* External Links */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> {{Virgin}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Swedishschoolshooter.png|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Rickard Andersson'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 10, [[1980s|1989]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 4, [[2025]] (aged 35)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede|Sverige]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Army]] dropout, [[Adam Lanza]] lookalike}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 12}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]] (Sweden: 1st!!!111!!!)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS and Fire Emblem, Single Player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Martin Bryant|Intellectual disability]]&lt;br&gt;[[Brenton Tarrant|Anti-sandniggerism]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:OMG_OMG_THERES_THE_SHOOTER.jpg|thumb|The shooter in action; highlighted by [[Clickbait|a giant red circle]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Rickard Andersson''' was a 35-year-old [[Zionist]] moron, failed [[army]] recruit (he was too retarded make it past training, [[lol]]), [[Anders Breivik|incumbent Justicar Knight]] of [[Sweden]], and professional [[Adam Lanza]] lookalike, who, on February 4th, 2025, had decided he had enough of Muslim [[Gangster|doctors]] and [[Terrorists|engineers]] trying in [[earnest]] to make Europe a better and [[White genocide|browner]] place to live. He therefore shot and burned some [[rapefugees]] at a migrant orientation facility, killing 10 and injuring 12 (6 by gunfire, 6 by smoke inhalation).<br /> <br /> == Background ==<br /> Born as '''[[Deadname|Jonas Rickard Simon]]''', this svenskafag was shat out from his mommy's pussy on August 10, 1989, just like many of the white devils that came before him, he was reported as being a shy and quiet individual who was unemployed, had a firearm license and no prior criminal convictions, from 2016, he went full on NEET mode and was basically living off the government's monies, because he was too much of a lazy faggot to get an actual job.<br /> <br /> He enrolled at Campus Risbergska in 2013 and 2019, but dropped out on 2021, possibly because due to the fact too many [[Wyatt Mann|Chinks, Gooks, Spics, and Spooks]] were at on campus with him, or maybe he was just too [[retarded]].<br /> <br /> == Attack ==<br /> He was seen near the entrance of the school at around 10:59 a.m, but Before going amok on the school, Andersson went to the bathroom and changed into better clothes for this special occasion, a military style outfit, he was also [[Nikolas Cruz|carrying his inventory in a guitar case]], the actual shooting began at 12:33, in the corridors, where he began blasting [[Animals|&quot;people&quot;]].<br /> <br /> [[Sand niggers|Two Syrians, one Afghan, one Bosnian, one Iranian, one Iraqi, one Kurd]], [[Nigger|one Eritrean, one Somalian]] and Two other rapefugees who's nationalities haven't been released yet, were all the &quot;&quot;[[Nope|victims]]&quot;&quot; of this massacre, [[Epic Win|no swedes in sight]], yep.<br /> <br /> After the police arrived, he still continued shooting at the evil filthy terrorists invading Sweden, but after a while he got too tired, and Andersson committed [[An hero]] at around 14:15, ending the shooting. <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;2ftk0GCCkdo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''A video of him speaking, from [[2021]].'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Graded score ==<br /> {{GradedScore|10|[[Payton Gendron]] levels of Whitening|5|[[Aaron Bushnell|Fire doesn't kill]]. Don't use it on your Amok|15|Slaughtered [[Sandniggers]]. Thank you|9|Shooter was white, so it's just a mentally ill loner, [[lie|not a terrorist]]|10|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Swedish schools for Swedes]]|49|F|[[Sweden|Meatball Niggers]], rejoice!}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|3}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Austrian clone.<br /> *[[Hugo Jackson]], [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - The prequels, [[Fail|one literally being committed by a shitskin]], lol.<br /> *[[Jiverly Voong]] - Also shot up a rapefugee center, but since he wasn't white, nobody cared.<br /> *[[Martin Bryant]] - Another example of a [[Retard|special boy]] who killed foreigners, although he killed tourists.<br /> *[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mattias_Flink|Mattias Flink]] - The former Swedish champion.<br /> *[[Satoshi Uematsu]] - Tried to warn us about people like this.<br /> *[[Tobias Rathjen]] - German version from 2020.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Örebro_school_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> * {{yt|@|SorbyAngen4Life|Ricky's youtube channel}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/276728/deadliest-mass-shooting-in-swedish-history|Media dump + infos}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|mass-shooting-at-rapefugee-center-in-sweden.3816/|EDF thread}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Retardation}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Rickard_Andersson&diff=1950158 2026-04-10T16:52:32Z

<p>BbcSissy: /* External Links */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> {{Aspergers}}<br /> {{Virgin}}<br /> {{ib|[[File:Swedishschoolshooter.png|200px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Rickard Andersson'''&lt;/big&gt;}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 10, [[1980s|1989]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 4, [[2025]] (aged 35)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede|Sverige]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Army]] dropout, [[Adam Lanza]] lookalike}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10, injured 12}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]] (Sweden: 1st!!!111!!!)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS and Fire Emblem, Single Player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Martin Bryant|Intellectual disability]]&lt;br&gt;[[Brenton Tarrant|Anti-sandniggerism]]}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> [[File:OMG_OMG_THERES_THE_SHOOTER.jpg|thumb|The shooter in action; highlighted by [[Clickbait|a giant red circle]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Rickard Andersson''' was a 35-year-old [[Zionist]] moron, failed [[army]] recruit (he was too retarded make it past training, [[lol]]), [[Anders Breivik|incumbent Justicar Knight]] of [[Sweden]], and professional [[Adam Lanza]] lookalike, who, on February 4th, 2025, had decided he had enough of Muslim [[Gangster|doctors]] and [[Terrorists|engineers]] trying in [[earnest]] to make Europe a better and [[White genocide|browner]] place to live. He therefore shot and burned some [[rapefugees]] at a migrant orientation facility, killing 10 and injuring 12 (6 by gunfire, 6 by smoke inhalation).<br /> <br /> == Background ==<br /> Born as '''[[Deadname|Jonas Rickard Simon]]''', this svenskafag was shat out from his mommy's pussy on August 10, 1989, just like many of the white devils that came before him, he was reported as being a shy and quiet individual who was unemployed, had a firearm license and no prior criminal convictions, from 2016, he went full on NEET mode and was basically living off the government's monies, because he was too much of a lazy faggot to get an actual job.<br /> <br /> He enrolled at Campus Risbergska in 2013 and 2019, but dropped out on 2021, possibly because due to the fact too many [[Wyatt Mann|Chinks, Gooks, Spics, and Spooks]] were at on campus with him, or maybe he was just too [[retarded]].<br /> <br /> == Attack ==<br /> He was seen near the entrance of the school at around 10:59 a.m, but Before going amok on the school, Andersson went to the bathroom and changed into better clothes for this special occasion, a military style outfit, he was also [[Nikolas Cruz|carrying his inventory in a guitar case]], the actual shooting began at 12:33, in the corridors, where he began blasting [[Animals|&quot;people&quot;]].<br /> <br /> [[Sand niggers|Two Syrians, one Afghan, one Bosnian, one Iranian, one Iraqi, one Kurd]], [[Nigger|one Eritrean, one Somalian]] and Two other rapefugees who's nationalities haven't been released yet, were all the &quot;&quot;[[Nope|victims]]&quot;&quot; of this massacre, [[Epic Win|no swedes in sight]], yep.<br /> <br /> After the police arrived, he still continued shooting at the evil filthy terrorists invading Sweden, but after a while he got too tired, and Andersson committed [[An hero]] at around 14:15, ending the shooting. <br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;youtube&gt;2ftk0GCCkdo&lt;/youtube&gt;&lt;br&gt;'''A video of him speaking, from [[2021]].'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Graded score ==<br /> {{GradedScore|10|[[Payton Gendron]] levels of Whitening|5|[[Aaron Bushnell|Fire doesn't kill]]. Don't use it on your Amok|15|Slaughtered [[Sandniggers]]. Thank you|9|Shooter was white, so it's just a mentally ill loner, [[lie|not a terrorist]]|10|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Swedish schools for Swedes]]|49|F|[[Sweden|Meatball Niggers]], rejoice!}}<br /> <br /> {{WantedLevel|3}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Arthur Achleitner]] - Austrian clone.<br /> *[[Hugo Jackson]], [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - The prequels, [[Fail|one literally being committed by a shitskin]], lol.<br /> *[[Jiverly Voong]] - Also shot up a rapefugee center, but since he wasn't white, nobody cared.<br /> *[[Martin Bryant]] - Another example of a [[Retard|special boy]] who killed foreigners, although he killed tourists.<br /> *[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mattias_Flink|Mattias Flink]] - The former Swedish champion.<br /> *[[Satoshi Uematsu]] - Tried to warn us about people like this.<br /> *[[Tobias Rathjen]] - German version from 2020.<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{wikilink|Örebro_school_shooting|TOW coverage}}<br /> * {{yt|u|SorbyAngen4Life}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/aftermath/post/276728/deadliest-mass-shooting-in-swedish-history|Media dump + infos}}<br /> *{{EDF|t|mass-shooting-at-rapefugee-center-in-sweden.3816/|EDF thread}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Aspies}}<br /> {{Retardation}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Islam}}<br /> [[Category:2025]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Strang&diff=1946650 2026-03-06T20:58:49Z

<p>BbcSissy: /* Loadout */</p> <hr /> <div>{{AlGore}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> {{Tran hero}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 14.33.03.png|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Jesse Strang'''}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 4, 2007}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 10, 2026 (aged 18)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:|[[Canadian]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 27}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tranny|Transgender delusions]] &amp; post-twink death}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Jesse Van Rootselaar'''{{trans}}, a.k.a. '''Jesse Strang''', was an 18-year-old [[Stunning and Brave]] child-murdering [[autogynephile]] who went [[Lanza]] at a school in a town fittingly named [[Tumblr|Tumbler Ridge]] in British Columbia on February 10, [[2026]]. Jesse reverently admired [[Audrey Hale]], ''the'' definitive tranny [[school shooter]], and sought to follow in her footsteps and even surpassed her with 8 killed and 27 injured for the tranny-league [[High Score]], and it was done by [[Canadian|a fucking leaf]] no less. As for the deceased, it’s a shame Jesse didn’t just put the gun down and become Jesse Strung.<br /> <br /> ==Nazi?==<br /> [[File:Strang Twitter.jpeg|thumb|100px|left]]<br /> Since the Canadian authorities are a little hesitant to reveal anything more about the shooter's identity other than that he was &quot;a woman (or &quot;gunperson&quot;) wearing a dress with brown hair&quot;, internet detectives have taken it upon themselves to to find out more about this shooter themselves. This led them to a {{Archive|imYze|Twitter account}} with a profile picture of [[Brenton Tarrant]] over a trans pride flag, so the motive has pretty been much pinned down: Trans Rights are White Rights, nigga! This would essentially makes him the [[Canuck]] successor to [[Robin Westman]], but it all turned out to be a ruse by a [[troll]] who changed their username and PFP to pose as Jesse. They used to be called @HisuiPapist and now they've made a new account with that username and put &quot;Made 500k+ people believe Jesse Strang was a nazi award&quot; in their bio.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Jesse's paternal last name was Van Rootselaar, but he usually went by his mother's surname because his father wasn’t in the picture very often. He and his siblings were subject to various custody disputes between their parents and moved all over Canada between 2010-2015. According to his own statements, he started taking hormones at the age of 15, thus showing that he was already being groomed at such a young age. Also around this time, he began experimenting with [[shrooms|psychedelic mushrooms]] and [[DMT]], which severely warped his perception of reality and caused him to do irrational things like setting his mattress on fire. Despite his mountain of mental health issues and rampant drug use, his psycho bitch of a mother still insisted on keeping guns in the house, even petitioning for them to be returned after the communist regime of Canada stepped in to seize her guns. Online, Jesse used [[Hatsune Miku]] as his face, and idolized [[Audrey Hale]], which occurred roughly the same time he began identifying as transgender. Jesse was also a connoisseur of [[graphic Violence|graphic content]], and had been a user on the [[watchpeopledie.tv|tranny version of BestGore]], where he had made a pilgrimage to [[Natalie Rupnow]]'s profile. He had also made a mall shooting simulator on [[Roblox]].<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;45%&quot; style=&quot;text-align:left&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!--DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SKS <br /> [[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|70px]]<br /> |<br /> Easily obtainable in [[Canada]] if you have a PAL licence, which his mother did.<br /> *'''30~40 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': KRISS vector<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsSTEYRAUG.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> Bruh.<br /> *'''20~26 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Tranny<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Die-cis-scum.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against cis scum.<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Shooting==<br /> <br /> Jesse began his attack by killing his mother, and his younger autistic brother. At approximately 1:30 p.m., he arrived at the Tumbler Ridge Secondary School and opened fire, killing 6 people. Upon the arrival of the [[pigs]], Jesse decided to spare the rest of the world the suffering that his existence brings and thankfully became [[an hero]]. <br /> <br /> The shooting is the deadliest in Canada's history since [[Gabriel Wortman]]'s chimpout and the deadliest in a school since [[Marc Lépine]]'s revenge against feminism. <br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{TransGradedScore|8|27 injured|5|[[Troon]] can't aim.|8|Basic ass [[mass shooting]], just not in [[America]]|15|Rightoids will talk about this a lot.|13|The third worst mass shooting in Canadian history.|49|E-|[[Audrey Hale]] no longer has the troon high score}}<br /> {{WantedLevel|3}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;11&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.44.png|Jesse before being groomed.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.33.png|What could go wrong?<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.23.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.32.38.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.37.05.png|&lt;s&gt;No comment...&lt;/s&gt; [https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/image-far-influencer-misrepresented-tumbler-223027391.html This is Vrillium, not him.]<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.36.44.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.27.17.png|His [[Roblox]] account. <br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.33.44.png|It's not [[video games]], it's [[anime]]!<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.35.28.png|You're a grown-ass man, not a cute depressed anime girl, nigga.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 14.38.26.png|For once, [[Wikipedia]] is right.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Audrey Hale]], [[Alec McKinney]] and [[Robin Westman]] - All his predecessors.<br /> *{{Glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - OWO UWU<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|2026_Tumbler_Ridge_shootings|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/459456/tumbler-ridge-secondary-school-shooting-jesse|WPD coverage}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{yt|@|JessJess347|His YouTube}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|MIiLr|(Archive)}}<br /> *{{WPD|@Jaliyah|His WPD account}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198828256794|His Steam}}<br /> *{{Tiktok|jesseboy347strang|His TikTok}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|jesseboy347|His older Reddit account}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Wayback|https://www.reddit.com/user/jesseboy347|20230422141024|title=(Archive)}}<br /> *{{Reddituser|StrangeOrdinary|His newer Reddit account}} <br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://www.roblox.com/users/415332714/profile His Roblox]&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|bJoIU|(Archive)}}<br /> <br /> {{Gay}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Canada}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2026]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Strang&diff=1946649 2026-03-06T20:57:11Z

<p>BbcSissy: /* Loadout */</p> <hr /> <div>{{AlGore}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> {{Tran hero}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 14.33.03.png|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Jesse Strang'''}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 4, 2007}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 10, 2026 (aged 18)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:|[[Canadian]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 27}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tranny|Transgender delusions]] &amp; post-twink death}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Jesse Van Rootselaar'''{{trans}}, a.k.a. '''Jesse Strang''', was an 18-year-old [[Stunning and Brave]] child-murdering [[autogynephile]] who went [[Lanza]] at a school in a town fittingly named [[Tumblr|Tumbler Ridge]] in British Columbia on February 10, [[2026]]. Jesse reverently admired [[Audrey Hale]], ''the'' definitive tranny [[school shooter]], and sought to follow in her footsteps and even surpassed her with 8 killed and 27 injured for the tranny-league [[High Score]], and it was done by [[Canadian|a fucking leaf]] no less. As for the deceased, it’s a shame Jesse didn’t just put the gun down and become Jesse Strung.<br /> <br /> ==Nazi?==<br /> [[File:Strang Twitter.jpeg|thumb|100px|left]]<br /> Since the Canadian authorities are a little hesitant to reveal anything more about the shooter's identity other than that he was &quot;a woman (or &quot;gunperson&quot;) wearing a dress with brown hair&quot;, internet detectives have taken it upon themselves to to find out more about this shooter themselves. This led them to a {{Archive|imYze|Twitter account}} with a profile picture of [[Brenton Tarrant]] over a trans pride flag, so the motive has pretty been much pinned down: Trans Rights are White Rights, nigga! This would essentially makes him the [[Canuck]] successor to [[Robin Westman]], but it all turned out to be a ruse by a [[troll]] who changed their username and PFP to pose as Jesse. They used to be called @HisuiPapist and now they've made a new account with that username and put &quot;Made 500k+ people believe Jesse Strang was a nazi award&quot; in their bio.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Jesse's paternal last name was Van Rootselaar, but he usually went by his mother's surname because his father wasn’t in the picture very often. He and his siblings were subject to various custody disputes between their parents and moved all over Canada between 2010-2015. According to his own statements, he started taking hormones at the age of 15, thus showing that he was already being groomed at such a young age. Also around this time, he began experimenting with [[shrooms|psychedelic mushrooms]] and [[DMT]], which severely warped his perception of reality and caused him to do irrational things like setting his mattress on fire. Despite his mountain of mental health issues and rampant drug use, his psycho bitch of a mother still insisted on keeping guns in the house, even petitioning for them to be returned after the communist regime of Canada stepped in to seize her guns. Online, Jesse used [[Hatsune Miku]] as his face, and idolized [[Audrey Hale]], which occurred roughly the same time he began identifying as transgender. Jesse was also a connoisseur of [[graphic Violence|graphic content]], and had been a user on the [[watchpeopledie.tv|tranny version of BestGore]], where he had made a pilgrimage to [[Natalie Rupnow]]'s profile. He had also made a mall shooting simulator on [[Roblox]].<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;45%&quot; style=&quot;text-align:left&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!--DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SKS <br /> [[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|70px]]<br /> |<br /> Easily obtainable in [[Canada]] if you have a PAL licence, which his mother did.<br /> *'''30~40 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': KRISS vector<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsUMP45.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> Bruh.<br /> *'''20~26 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Tranny<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Die-cis-scum.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against cis scum.<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Shooting==<br /> <br /> Jesse began his attack by killing his mother, and his younger autistic brother. At approximately 1:30 p.m., he arrived at the Tumbler Ridge Secondary School and opened fire, killing 6 people. Upon the arrival of the [[pigs]], Jesse decided to spare the rest of the world the suffering that his existence brings and thankfully became [[an hero]]. <br /> <br /> The shooting is the deadliest in Canada's history since [[Gabriel Wortman]]'s chimpout and the deadliest in a school since [[Marc Lépine]]'s revenge against feminism. <br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{TransGradedScore|8|27 injured|5|[[Troon]] can't aim.|8|Basic ass [[mass shooting]], just not in [[America]]|15|Rightoids will talk about this a lot.|13|The third worst mass shooting in Canadian history.|49|E-|[[Audrey Hale]] no longer has the troon high score}}<br /> {{WantedLevel|3}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;11&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.44.png|Jesse before being groomed.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.33.png|What could go wrong?<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.23.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.32.38.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.37.05.png|&lt;s&gt;No comment...&lt;/s&gt; [https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/image-far-influencer-misrepresented-tumbler-223027391.html This is Vrillium, not him.]<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.36.44.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.27.17.png|His [[Roblox]] account. <br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.33.44.png|It's not [[video games]], it's [[anime]]!<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.35.28.png|You're a grown-ass man, not a cute depressed anime girl, nigga.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 14.38.26.png|For once, [[Wikipedia]] is right.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Audrey Hale]], [[Alec McKinney]] and [[Robin Westman]] - All his predecessors.<br /> *{{Glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - OWO UWU<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|2026_Tumbler_Ridge_shootings|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/459456/tumbler-ridge-secondary-school-shooting-jesse|WPD coverage}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{yt|@|JessJess347|His YouTube}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|MIiLr|(Archive)}}<br /> *{{WPD|@Jaliyah|His WPD account}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198828256794|His Steam}}<br /> *{{Tiktok|jesseboy347strang|His TikTok}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|jesseboy347|His older Reddit account}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Wayback|https://www.reddit.com/user/jesseboy347|20230422141024|title=(Archive)}}<br /> *{{Reddituser|StrangeOrdinary|His newer Reddit account}} <br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://www.roblox.com/users/415332714/profile His Roblox]&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|bJoIU|(Archive)}}<br /> <br /> {{Gay}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Canada}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2026]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]</div>

BbcSissy https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Strang&diff=1946648 2026-03-06T20:53:24Z

<p>BbcSissy: /* Loadout */</p> <hr /> <div>{{AlGore}}<br /> {{Tranny}}<br /> {{An hero}}<br /> {{Tran hero}}<br /> <br /> {{ib|[[File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 14.33.03.png|250px]]}}<br /> {{Ibhead|&lt;big&gt;'''Jesse Strang'''}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 4, 2007}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 10, 2026 (aged 18)}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:|[[Canadian]]&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png]]}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 8, injured 27}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}<br /> {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tranny|Transgender delusions]] &amp; post-twink death}}<br /> {{Ibend}}<br /> '''Jesse Van Rootselaar'''{{trans}}, a.k.a. '''Jesse Strang''', was an 18-year-old [[Stunning and Brave]] child-murdering [[autogynephile]] who went [[Lanza]] at a school in a town fittingly named [[Tumblr|Tumbler Ridge]] in British Columbia on February 10, [[2026]]. Jesse reverently admired [[Audrey Hale]], ''the'' definitive tranny [[school shooter]], and sought to follow in her footsteps and even surpassed her with 8 killed and 27 injured for the tranny-league [[High Score]], and it was done by [[Canadian|a fucking leaf]] no less. As for the deceased, it’s a shame Jesse didn’t just put the gun down and become Jesse Strung.<br /> <br /> ==Nazi?==<br /> [[File:Strang Twitter.jpeg|thumb|100px|left]]<br /> Since the Canadian authorities are a little hesitant to reveal anything more about the shooter's identity other than that he was &quot;a woman (or &quot;gunperson&quot;) wearing a dress with brown hair&quot;, internet detectives have taken it upon themselves to to find out more about this shooter themselves. This led them to a {{Archive|imYze|Twitter account}} with a profile picture of [[Brenton Tarrant]] over a trans pride flag, so the motive has pretty been much pinned down: Trans Rights are White Rights, nigga! This would essentially makes him the [[Canuck]] successor to [[Robin Westman]], but it all turned out to be a ruse by a [[troll]] who changed their username and PFP to pose as Jesse. They used to be called @HisuiPapist and now they've made a new account with that username and put &quot;Made 500k+ people believe Jesse Strang was a nazi award&quot; in their bio.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Jesse's paternal last name was Van Rootselaar, but he usually went by his mother's surname because his father wasn’t in the picture very often. He and his siblings were subject to various custody disputes between their parents and moved all over Canada between 2010-2015. According to his own statements, he started taking hormones at the age of 15, thus showing that he was already being groomed at such a young age. Also around this time, he began experimenting with [[shrooms|psychedelic mushrooms]] and [[DMT]], which severely warped his perception of reality and caused him to do irrational things like setting his mattress on fire. Despite his mountain of mental health issues and rampant drug use, his psycho bitch of a mother still insisted on keeping guns in the house, even petitioning for them to be returned after the communist regime of Canada stepped in to seize her guns. Online, Jesse used [[Hatsune Miku]] as his face, and idolized [[Audrey Hale]], which occurred roughly the same time he began identifying as transgender. Jesse was also a connoisseur of [[graphic Violence|graphic content]], and had been a user on the [[watchpeopledie.tv|tranny version of BestGore]], where he had made a pilgrimage to [[Natalie Rupnow]]'s profile. He had also made a mall shooting simulator on [[Roblox]].<br /> <br /> ==Loadout==<br /> <br /> &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;<br /> {|class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;45%&quot; style=&quot;text-align:left&quot;<br /> !colspan=&quot;2&quot;|Class Setup<br /> |-&lt;!--DONGS NIGGA--&gt;<br /> !Item<br /> !Accessories/Bonus<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Primary''': SKS <br /> [[Image:GTA4IconsM14.png|center|70px]]<br /> |<br /> Easily obtainable in [[Canada]] if you have a PAL licence, which his mother did.<br /> *'''30~40 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Secondary''': KRISS vector<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:GTA4IconsTEC9.png|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> Bruh.<br /> *'''20~26 Damage.'''<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *'''Perk''': Tranny<br /> &lt;center&gt;[[File:Die-cis-scum.jpg|70px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |<br /> *'''Double damage against cis scum.<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Shooting==<br /> <br /> Jesse began his attack by killing his mother, and his younger autistic brother. At approximately 1:30 p.m., he arrived at the Tumbler Ridge Secondary School and opened fire, killing 6 people. Upon the arrival of the [[pigs]], Jesse decided to spare the rest of the world the suffering that his existence brings and thankfully became [[an hero]]. <br /> <br /> The shooting is the deadliest in Canada's history since [[Gabriel Wortman]]'s chimpout and the deadliest in a school since [[Marc Lépine]]'s revenge against feminism. <br /> <br /> ==Graded Score==<br /> <br /> {{TransGradedScore|8|27 injured|5|[[Troon]] can't aim.|8|Basic ass [[mass shooting]], just not in [[America]]|15|Rightoids will talk about this a lot.|13|The third worst mass shooting in Canadian history.|49|E-|[[Audrey Hale]] no longer has the troon high score}}<br /> {{WantedLevel|3}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{cg|Gallery|cg1|center|&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;11&quot;&gt;<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.44.png|Jesse before being groomed.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.33.png|What could go wrong?<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.28.23.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.32.38.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.37.05.png|&lt;s&gt;No comment...&lt;/s&gt; [https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/image-far-influencer-misrepresented-tumbler-223027391.html This is Vrillium, not him.]<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.36.44.png<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.27.17.png|His [[Roblox]] account. <br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.33.44.png|It's not [[video games]], it's [[anime]]!<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 15.35.28.png|You're a grown-ass man, not a cute depressed anime girl, nigga.<br /> File:Screenshot 2026-02-11 14.38.26.png|For once, [[Wikipedia]] is right.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;|}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Audrey Hale]], [[Alec McKinney]] and [[Robin Westman]] - All his predecessors.<br /> *{{Glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - OWO UWU<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *{{Wikilink|2026_Tumbler_Ridge_shootings|TOW coverage}}<br /> *{{WPD|h/social/post/459456/tumbler-ridge-secondary-school-shooting-jesse|WPD coverage}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{yt|@|JessJess347|His YouTube}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|MIiLr|(Archive)}}<br /> *{{WPD|@Jaliyah|His WPD account}}<br /> *{{Steam|76561198828256794|His Steam}}<br /> *{{Tiktok|jesseboy347strang|His TikTok}}<br /> *&lt;s&gt;{{Reddituser|jesseboy347|His older Reddit account}}&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Wayback|https://www.reddit.com/user/jesseboy347|20230422141024|title=(Archive)}}<br /> *{{Reddituser|StrangeOrdinary|His newer Reddit account}} <br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://www.roblox.com/users/415332714/profile His Roblox]&lt;/s&gt; '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|bJoIU|(Archive)}}<br /> <br /> {{Gay}}<br /> {{Anheroes}}<br /> {{Canada}}<br /> {{Dying Alone}}<br /> {{Gun control}}<br /> {{High Scores}}<br /> {{Psychopaths}}<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:2026]]<br /> [[Category:Murder]]</div>

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