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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* His supporters */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{天|1=&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align:left;padding:10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;2d5dfc&amp;quot;&amp;gt;WARNING:&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;b&amp;gt; This page looks like it was written by [[Jews]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;|2=Jewsyoulose.jpg|3=100px|4=#fc372d|5=275px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Donald&#039;&#039;&#039; redirects here. For the subreddit, check out &#039;&#039;&#039;[[TheDonald]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;However,&#039;&#039;&#039; if you are a [[Faggot|liberal]] or a [[Racist|Neo]]-[[Faggot|Nazi]] in need of [[Srs bsns|serious]] [[Safe Space|truth]] about the God-Emperor, check out &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Donald Drumpf]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler|He almost got assassinated}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{achtung|((([[Thomas Matthew Crooks|THOMAS MATTHEW CROOKS]]))) FAILED TO TAKE OUR GOD-EMPEROR AWAY FROM US! MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:EmperorTrump.png|right|300px|thumb|This Man has generated more [[butthurt]] than the rest of our political establishment, mass media and the one percent combined.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:King Donald Trump.jpg|300px|thumb|Say My Name Bitch]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trump-sacred-meme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The Sacred Trump Meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;His Grace, the Imperial Majesty on the Iron Throne, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus &amp;quot;Pußygrabbin&amp;quot; I of the House of Trump&#039;&#039;&#039; will make [[Warhammer|Warhammer 40,000]] real. He is a [[pretty cool guy]] and [[2016 Presidential Elections|the 45th president]] of the [[United States]] and doesn&#039;t afraid of anything. Never half-piss around when President Trump is near cause He&#039;ll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle and [[whores|fertile women]]. Trump literally put an epic [[Death Note|Just As Planned]]: exactly at the time when Hillary was gloating over cheating and controlling the Polls, the Donald unleashed his secret superweapon, the Silent Majority who didn&#039;t participate in Clinton&#039;s rigged polls but revealed their support for Trump in the election. Before having the 2020 election stolen from him by [[Jews|(((them)))]], Trump was on the [[Game of Thrones|Iron Throne]], gloating [[Trollface|U mad SJWs?]] while Democrats were committing mass suicide while yelling &amp;quot;[[Planet of the Apes|You maniacs! You should have endorsed Bernie Sanders! Damn you, God Damn You All to Hell!!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|&#039;&#039;&#039;Donald Trump is a genius.&#039;&#039;&#039;|[https://www.thewrap.com/michael-moore-roseanne-totally-nuts-trump-evil-genius/ Michael Moore]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==2016 Nomination==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisChanHatesTrump.PNG|thumb|right|360px|An [[Chris Chan|average U.S. citizen]]&#039;s [[Butthurt|reaction]] to Donald Trump winning the elections.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trump&#039;s goldfinger.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Hail the God Emperor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Making racism cool again.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Hang out the flags!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Love trump&#039;s hate.png|right|thumb|200px|A grammar Nazi is fine too]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Trump has won the nomination by default.&lt;br /&gt;
*The last of the republican nominees quit.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hillary Clinton]] was the last person left in His way, but He rose to power nonetheless.&lt;br /&gt;
*The establishment didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Leaders of the RNC didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Most of the mainstream media pundits didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Literally 100% of people polled didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Obama didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Comey didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Le epic liberal celebrities like [[John Oliver]], [[retard|Bill Maher]], [[Stephen Colbert]], and [[Jon Stewart]] didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Literally 100% of the media didn&#039;t want it, including [[Hollywood]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Goldman Sachs didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*JP Morgan didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*George Soros didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*A shitload of other SJW apologists and globalist Muslim importers didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
*The overwhelming majority of elitist out-of-touch faggots colluding with the media didn&#039;t want it.&lt;br /&gt;
**But the postman delivering your mail wanted it.&lt;br /&gt;
**Your barber down the street wanted it.&lt;br /&gt;
**Your local plumber fixing your pipes wanted it.&lt;br /&gt;
**The hardworking coal miner who worked 20 hours a day to put his two kids through college wanted it.&lt;br /&gt;
**The man driving you on the bus wanted it.&lt;br /&gt;
**The people wanted it.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{tinyrainbow|&#039;&#039;&#039;And the people won.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drama-whoring as political activism ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hurricane donald.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The calm at the center of the storm]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:New yorker editor denounces president-elect trump.jpg|220px|thumb|right|[[TL;DR]] - [[BAWWW|&amp;quot;BAWWW!&amp;quot;]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Prior to Trump winning the 2016 election, countless individuals across the Unites States vowed to become expatriates. Some throwers of said political tantrums are more noteworthy than others:&lt;br /&gt;
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#[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Jimmy Kimmel&lt;br /&gt;
#[[The Daily Show|Trevor Noah]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rosie O’Donnell]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Ashley &amp;quot;I&#039;m A Nasty Woman&amp;quot; Judd&lt;br /&gt;
#Kathy Griffin [[White Trash|Unfunny Irish Catholic Soulless Ginger]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Amy Schumer]] and her fat vagina{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Lena Dunham|Lena]] [[Dyke|Dunham]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
#Alyssa Milano&lt;br /&gt;
#Chelsea Handler{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
#[[J.K. Rowling]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Miley Cyrus]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Whoopi Goldberg]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Stephen King]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Rob Reiner&lt;br /&gt;
#Samuel Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
#George Lopez&lt;br /&gt;
#George Clooney and his Muslim wife Amal&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Al Sharpton]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[The Daily Show|Jon &amp;quot;Stewart&amp;quot; Leibowitz]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
#Eddie Griffin&lt;br /&gt;
#Cher&lt;br /&gt;
#Scarlett Johansson&lt;br /&gt;
#Raven-Symoné&lt;br /&gt;
#Barry Diller&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Katie Hopkins]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Omari Hardwick&lt;br /&gt;
#Bryan Cranston&lt;br /&gt;
#Katy Perry&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Joy Villa]] lied about supporting Trump for [[Scientology]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Madonna&lt;br /&gt;
#Chris Evans&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Star Wars|Mark Hamill]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Tara Strong]]{{jew}}&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Anita Sarkeesian]] wants more [[Patreon|victim]] bucks because of her feelings&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Brianna Wu]] blames [[GamerGate]] and wants to run for Congress in 2018&lt;br /&gt;
#Firecrotch&lt;br /&gt;
#Megyn Kelly&lt;br /&gt;
#Literally every crybaby liberal between the ages of 14-22&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trump &#039;Make America Great Again&#039; hat meme===&lt;br /&gt;
In 2015, President Trump introduced His campaign swag bearing the slogan &#039;Make America Great Again&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Although Ronald Reagan was the original user of this legendary phrase, Trump was the first to put it on a hat.&lt;br /&gt;
By the end of 2016, everyone in America who wasn&#039;t an ISIS member or SJW was sporting the popular &#039;Make America Great Again&#039; ballcap!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[2016 Presidential Election]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spoilers|Donnie just won [[The game]], because of all the [[white|WHITE]] REDNECKS in flyover states that HATE AMERICA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{achtung|&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBABS]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|BURN]] [[Feminism|FEMINISTS]]. [[Banned|DEPORT]] [[Mexican|ILLEGALS]].&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [[Warhammer|THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND PROTECTS ALL!]]&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:General patton is donald trump.jpg|right|thumb|All-American heroes]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump&#039;s rise.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Donald_Trump_RAPE.png|right|thumb|Self Explanatory.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:America&#039;s new frontier trump wall.jpg|thumb|left|Sorry but we have cool shit back here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what [[Liberalism|liberals]] actually believe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump — a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical lolbertarian who can&#039;t be more mature than &amp;quot;pee and poo.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sorry, Trump! I&#039;m not voting for you and I don&#039;t think anybody else will, either.|[[Chris-chan]] [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting! stumps the Trump]. (Now that Chris-chan&#039;s a shemale, he&#039;s a leftist.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After 18 months of relentless bitchfighting, constant bashing by the media to the point of obvious bias and collusion, literal loathing by leftists and extreme institutional corruption, Trump still won the 2016 United States Presidential election and became POTUS. GG.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Rick Wilson ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:RickWilson.jpg|right|thumb|250px|What goes around...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Within the frigid depths of January, [[2016]], Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a [[old media|television interview]], Wilson denounced Trump&#039;s younger supporters as &amp;quot;childless single men who masturbate to anime and will never amount to anything.&amp;quot; Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of [[CIA|blowback]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson&#039;s son was a 19-year-old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing [https://web.archive.org/web/20170125082843/http://rachelvaltrexacote.kinja.com/when-a-gop-pundit-attacked-trolls-responded-what-they-1754204712 blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction]. In particular, Rick Wilson&#039;s son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the [[hypocrisy]] of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Strangely enough, this is not the only time that Wilson&#039;s name has surfaced in connection with dodgy fiction about Trump and pissing prostitutes.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Grab Them By The Bush===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ave trumpus maximus.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Trumpus [[Hugh Mungus|Maximus]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
It wouldn&#039;t be a Presidential election without an attempt to rig it being made by the Bush dynasty, and 2016 was no exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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In October 2016, a tape emerged, in which The Donald is heard engaging in harmless banter about how He [[Fuck her right in the pussy|flirts with the laydees.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The libtard media naturally went apeshit over it, announcing it as [[GAME OVER YEAH|&#039;game over&#039;]] for the touching-up-loving Tycoon.&lt;br /&gt;
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What they missed was that {{archive|eT2XI|the source}} for the tape (recorded in 2005 and kept secret till now [[Obvious|for some reason]]) is the nephew of [[George Herbert Walker Bush|George HW Bush]] and therefore [[Jeb Bush]]&#039;s cousin. Update: January 19, 2017. A day before Trump&#039;s inauguration, Grandpa Bush was taken into hospital, scheduled for release the day after the event. Obviously trying to establish [[I see what you did there|a water-tight alibi.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Almost rapist===&lt;br /&gt;
Weeks before [[2016_Presidential_Election|election day]], multiple women came forward accusing The Donald of [[almost raped|almost rape]], over a year into His campaign, and years after the fact. One woman even accused the billionaire of kissing her on the lips! How the fuck does a [[Christian Grey|sexually aggressive billionaire in a suit]] keep getting away with it? What woman fantasizes about that? Women didn&#039;t buy [[Fifty Shades of Grey]], the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Thanks to Billy Bush, who was fired by the Today Show, we all know what kind of man Trump really is! What [[wimmins|woman]] would ever want a rich white guy to grab them by the pussy? Apparently, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, who allegedly had an affair with The Donald from 2005 to 2006 while He was married to Melania Trump. McDougal allegedly told her story to the National Enquirer a decade later for $150,000. But that&#039;s just tabloid garbage, like [[Bill Clinton]] supposedly having an affair with Gennifer Flowers for a dozen years, or Bill Clinton supposedly raping Juanita Broaddrick in 1987, or Bill Clinton supposedly settling with Paula Jones for $850,000, or [[Hillary Clinton]] flying to Orgy Island with Jeffrey Epstein at least 6 times. [[Amirite]]? The White House has standards people! You can&#039;t just put [[Democrat|some guy]] into the White House who&#039;s going to [[JFK|fuck Marilyn Monroe]] or [[Bill Clinton|get]] a [[fellatio|BJ]] in the Oval Office from a [[Monica Lewinsky|Jewish intern]] and stick a cigar up her cooch. Women will not stand for it!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Achievements Unlocked==&lt;br /&gt;
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|150G - Won the Presidency of the United States|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|20G - Grab her by the pussy|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|50G - Defeat Hillary Clinton on Veteran Difficulty|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|40G - Defeat the Mainstream Media|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{achievement|ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED|10G - Announce to ban the Muslims|Achievementunlockedtrophy.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Executive Order Meme ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Trump began to sign many executive orders a few days after he got into power. As he was being recorded, he held up an open folder presenting the details for the camera in a professional way. Due to the exploitable nature of the footage, people immediately began to shit out a bunch of cancerous memes from the {{Youtube|9HKBPwuFCyQ|video}}:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-Donald chimpouts===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:J20 naked fat fuck.jpg|thumb|200px|Tuck Frump!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CR8hHrlWoAAJ-mO.jpg|thumb|200px|Typical liberal hate art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Skills and XP points===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Trumphair.jpg|left|thumb|150px||Sif&#039;s hair toupée.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*President Trump has the unique and awesome ability to dupe both [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money like a Chinaman. &lt;br /&gt;
*President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though He continues to get older, His girlfriends never age beyond 23. &lt;br /&gt;
*Pissing off [[Liberal|libcucks]] and [[niggers]] by cutting their [[Holocaust|6 million]] [[Welfare|welfare programs]] and federal funding for studies of [[lesbian]] polar bears, all in order to [[pwn]] [[Muslim|Mudslimes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Extra Points against [[Mexicans|Barbarians]] &lt;br /&gt;
*Can start a Golden Age (will consume the unit)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind Him every step of the way.&lt;br /&gt;
*President Trump can take a clean head shot and be unfazed.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Known super powers===&lt;br /&gt;
* Capable of dodging bullets aimed at the back of his head from FBI snipers at ranges as close of 150 yards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery of Greatness Again==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Make Trump Images Uploaded to ED Great Again===&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:TrumpWhiteHouse.JPG|Back to the Future Predicted Trump as President only off by 1 year. That&#039;s heavy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:PresidentTrumpGTA5.JPG|My GTA 5 Online Character is now great again!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trump_Waifu.jpeg|Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Trump becomes god face appears in clouds.png|Hosanna in excelsis!&lt;br /&gt;
File:GOP idiots.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Election Night 2016.jpg|How to get rid of a hack&lt;br /&gt;
File:MevlutTrumpVSHillary.jpg|A hero rises for the people&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trump_is_Jesus.jpg|People will literally die for Trump.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Shitty_antiTrump_Meme.jpg|The inability to make good memes is why the leftists lost in 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dtrumpmolest.jpg|Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove.&lt;br /&gt;
File:TrumpExploitable.png|[[Oh Exploitable!|Exploitable]] Trump.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hillarytrumpwwe.gif&lt;br /&gt;
Image:King_Trump.jpg|President Trump with his personal staff.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Donald+Trump+Ivanka+daddy+daughter.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trump.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Donaldtrumpggretweet.jpg|That moment when Trump retweets to [[GamerGate]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Jews try to bring down trump.png&lt;br /&gt;
file:Donald j trump - the final solution?.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ae_trump.jpg|Lulz lobbyist who had a productive meeting with Trump&lt;br /&gt;
File:MOVEOVERJESUS.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trumphammer 40,000===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Anon&#039;s Trump vs Hillary Comic===&lt;br /&gt;
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===MAGA Anime Girls===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:TrumpAnimeBabe1.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:TrumpAnimeBabe3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:MAGApantiessex.png&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;For more images go to [[The Donald/images|The images section]]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In a nutshell== &lt;br /&gt;
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|Nutshelltrump1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ZbM6WbUw7Bs&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Big In Japan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;gUlF1naMr3Y&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MAGAMIX&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4tXv_PJPycA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Notice me, Trump [[Senpai]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;1WUVP6l9Das&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trump&#039;s Lovemaking Theme.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;IyPkshnIiyc&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Going for [[Orgasm|multiples]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Ej8YpsIo4_g&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Russian edition&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;kvB4rBI4MtA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trump supporter telling it like it is!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ZC7aYLBqevc&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trumphammer 40k&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;BeNEq0TWGdk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trump haters in a nutshell&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7DRL6ocEK-M&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trump Foreign Policy&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;yZNtYmdZ-4c&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Never come down&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;l4wY3C88oC0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Trump Rap&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;}}|border=white|background=white}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things The Donald LOVES==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Melania_trump_im_with_her_graffiti_by_lushsux.jpg|thumb|right|First Lady of the United States. Also a [[Brony|Pegasister]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:The wicked wall comic panels.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Liberal Spider-cuck versus the Donald. Stay tuned!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jim Traficant]] He was the original Trump that opened the door&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Genocide|REMOVE]] [[Islam|KEBAB]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Win|Winning]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pussy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Grabbing pussy&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Winner|You]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Your Mom&lt;br /&gt;
*His [[autist]]ic son [[Barron Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Wounded soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
*China&lt;br /&gt;
*Wrong Wrong Wrong&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Success&lt;br /&gt;
*More success&lt;br /&gt;
*The opposite of immigrants&lt;br /&gt;
*Pepe &lt;br /&gt;
*Anime&lt;br /&gt;
*Memes&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dindus]], he loves their fried chicken&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mexico]], he loves the Mexican &amp;quot;culture&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trumpwave]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Just another day on President Trump&#039;s Twitter account.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Islam|Döner Kebab]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Oreo cookies &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Carrier Air Conditioners&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
* Pfizer Pharmaceuticals &lt;br /&gt;
* Starbucks &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Apple]] &lt;br /&gt;
* Mexican Drugs &lt;br /&gt;
* Chinese Products(except His hats)&lt;br /&gt;
* Taco Bell&#039;s Tex-Mex menu&lt;br /&gt;
* Pinatas&lt;br /&gt;
* The Democratic Party&lt;br /&gt;
* Sombreros&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==His supporters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|500px|Melania Trump (aka the First Lady) in an old Max pictorial.[[Fap]] [[Fap]] [[Fap]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Basket of deplorables (I hear they&#039;re all in the [[KKK]], much like the KKK&#039;s first Grand Dragon, Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, who spoke at the 1868 Democratic National Convention)&lt;br /&gt;
* David Ernest Duke, convicted felon and former Grand Wizard of the actual Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
* Reverend William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors&lt;br /&gt;
* Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke&lt;br /&gt;
* U.S. Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Riley34470]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pepe|Frog]] lovers&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pol|/pol/]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The South]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Some generals or some shit&lt;br /&gt;
* Some union having to do with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, responsible for dealing with wetbacks&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Kirstie Alley&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Chachi/Charles in Charge&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Peter Thiel]], who The Advocate said could not be gay as a result&lt;br /&gt;
* That fag [[Milo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Alt-right]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Ted Nugent&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NotMySuperbowlChamps|Tom Brady]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Former Yankee Paul O&#039;Neill&lt;br /&gt;
* Former college basketball coach Bob Knight&lt;br /&gt;
* Baseball player Johnny Damon&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Ditka&lt;br /&gt;
* Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mike Tyson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Dennis Rodman&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hulk Hogan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Dana White&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kid Rock]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Angelina Jolie]]&#039;s dad Jon Voight&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Duck Dynasty]] star Willie Robertson&lt;br /&gt;
* People who hate women&lt;br /&gt;
* Omarosa Manigault&lt;br /&gt;
* Teresa Giudice&lt;br /&gt;
* Azealia Banks&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tila Tequila]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Loretta Lynn&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gary Busey]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Stephen Baldwin&lt;br /&gt;
* Aaron Carter&lt;br /&gt;
* Marxist philosopher Slavoj Zizek&lt;br /&gt;
* Wayne Newton&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jesse James]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ann Coulter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Cernovich&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stefan Molyneux]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obama|Obama&#039;s]] brother [[Malik Obama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dilbert]] creator Scott Adams&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Paul Joseph Watson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sargon of Akkad]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jesus Christ]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Satan|Mormon Jesus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* All sane individuals&lt;br /&gt;
* Kanye West&lt;br /&gt;
* Steven Crowder&lt;br /&gt;
* Gavin McInnes&lt;br /&gt;
* Jeffrey Lorde&lt;br /&gt;
* Fox News&lt;br /&gt;
* Breitbart.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Styxhexenhammer666&lt;br /&gt;
* Bill Belichik&lt;br /&gt;
* InfoWars&lt;br /&gt;
* Lack of Evidence&lt;br /&gt;
* Alternative Facts&lt;br /&gt;
* Kellyanne Conway&lt;br /&gt;
* Asra Nomani&lt;br /&gt;
* Jesse Ventura&lt;br /&gt;
* Hulk Hogan&lt;br /&gt;
* Israeli Zionists&lt;br /&gt;
* Conspiracy Theorists&lt;br /&gt;
* Nazis&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard Spencer&lt;br /&gt;
* White Supremacy&lt;br /&gt;
* James Comey&lt;br /&gt;
* Sean Hannity&lt;br /&gt;
* Bill O&#039;Reilly&lt;br /&gt;
* Jesse Watters&lt;br /&gt;
* Bill Elliot&lt;br /&gt;
* Chase Elliot&lt;br /&gt;
* Nawaz Sharif&lt;br /&gt;
* Modi&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blacks&lt;br /&gt;
*Cubans&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You]] (Because you think he can [[Hentai|MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==President Trump&#039;s new best friends==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[File:TrumpHorse.jpg|right|thumb|170px|Trio.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Steve Bannon|Bannon, Steve]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; YOU&#039;RE FIRED&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nigel Farage|Farage, Nigel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alex Jones|Jones, Alex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Theresa May|May, Theresa]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; YOU&#039;RE FIRED&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Putin|Rasputin, Wladimir]]... if you&#039;re a snowflake&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Jessica valenti bawwws over trump election.png|380px|thumb|right|[[Jessica Valenti|An airhead columnist]] who let her child live in feminist fantasy-land, and now has [[Shit that will never happen|some explaining to do.]] Such as why [[Irony|most women voted for Trump.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Donald Drumpf|Trump article by shitlib faggots]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Mueller Report]] - a TL;DR h8fic that disappointed libs around the world&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Uncle Dolan|&#039;&#039;Dolan&#039;&#039; Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mike Pence]] - running mate and VP&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barron Trump]] - youngest son who draws big-tittied cartoon girls and makes headlines for possibly being autistic&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bernie Madoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Post Trump Stress Disorder]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bernie Sanders]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emperor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Business]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Money]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blaming China]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Correct the Record]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otto Warmbier]] Obama&#039;s inaction killed him&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]: Better Known as &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Ree Tardy Oswald&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; for his Inept, Kindergarten attempt at assassinating [[The Donald]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fired]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[God]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[He Will Not Divide Us]] - HWNDUs gonna HWNDU&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jim Traficant]] Before there was Trump there was Big Jim&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roseanne Barr]] The Donald is a fan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rosie]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trump Tower Climber]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Back to the Future]] - this is the alternative time line [[FUCK YEAH]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Dimassimo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Candice the Cuckslayer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Khizr Khan]], token Muslim who Hillary brought to the DNC, supported terrorists in the 80s, had piss-drinking sex parties in the 90s, passed the torch on to the one who didn&#039;t die, prevents wife from talking&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links == &lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/putative Putative (Adj) ] &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blog.dilbert.com/post/126589300371/clown-genius Trump the Master Persuader Wizard]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://stumptrump2016.com/ Now you too can stump the trump]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-demand-a-nuclear-annihilation-of-the-ukraine-6ecbce68-adb6-47c8-aee1-7875e3eab135?recruiter=549171149&amp;amp;utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&amp;amp;utm_medium=copylink| Vote for Donald Trump to Make America Great Again]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Mountain-View-teacher-suspended-for-comparing-10610974.php The &#039;perfect storm&#039;?] - [[Holohoax|Holocaust]] [[Jew|scholar]] teaches kids that [[Godwin&#039;s Law|Trump is like Hitler,]] school suspends him as a threat to their [[Safe Space|&#039;safe space]]&#039; (citing [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|traumatised chidren)]] and it sparks an [[Internet petition|internet petition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{kym|memes/people/donald-trump Donald Trump}} - [[Know Your Meme]] is making cancer great again.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|UPDATE: The God of atheism has decided to [[lawlsuit|sue]] SilverEra309 over a twitter account. Evidence: [https://twitter.com/rdubwiley/status/334168666302197761/photo/1 for the comment section] and [https://twitter.com/thunderf00t/status/334045090383278080 for the Twitter exchange.] [[Serious Business]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Thunderf00t_Trolls_Christfags.jpeg|center|thumb|750px|Phillip&#039;s ego (also note the [[micropenis]]).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Thunderf00t irl really.JPG|thumb|Thunderf00t as seen by the naked eye.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Teabagjesus.jpg|thumb|Thunderf00t as seen by atheists. ([[Unfunny|GET IT?!!! IT&#039;S IRONIC!]])]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Donkey.jpg|thumb|Thunderf00t as seen by everyone else.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EmperorClothes.gif|thumb|All of Thunderf00t&#039;s fame and prestige.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Thunderf00t&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[powerword]]: Phillip E. Mason) is an arrogant, hypocritical, smug, know-it-all [[retard|pundit]], cult leader, and demagogue who embodies everything wrong with the [[AIDS|atheist &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot;]]. Throughout his [[Jewtube]] career he has amassed an army of slavish cocksucking drones. Boasting over 1.06 million [[goyim|subscribers]] readily swallowing his [[bullshit]], he thoroughly puts [[TheAmazingAtheist]] to shame. Hailed as a &amp;quot;great thinker&amp;quot; he  really is a public face and mascot whose iconic image is the only thing that separates him from all the other dogmatic, shallow, and obtuse [[atheism|atheists]] on YouTube. Ironically he sports a thick beard and [[emo|long hair]], giving him an uncanny resemblance to Jesus. Furthermore, like [[arab|Jesus]], he is a passive-aggressive prick and has attracted thousands of mindless followers throughout the years with his simplistic and catchy teachings. Like the two other most popular atheist attention whores, Pat Condell and TheAmazingAtheist, he is a blockheaded douche bag. That is precisely why he has such a cult following.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Do People Laugh At Creationists==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderfail the legend began when a [[creationist|creatard]] equally as stupid and smug as he was, [[VenomFangX]], began posting utterly retarded creationist videos from his basement. Thunderf00t, having enough luxury to waste his precious time on the hate-filled half-pint fired back with his  &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ZOMG Creationists R Stoopid LOLOLOL&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; series. His series (now counting to 38 tedious videos) is hailed as an opus of genius and an essential tome of the atheist &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot; by [[atheists|Dawkinsfags]] everywhere. Truth be told creationist are [[n00bs|low level opponents]] and refuting them, let alone 38 times very repetitively, is easier than pissing in the shower. It is something even Christfags and conservatards are capable of. Thus Thunderf00t&#039;s epic fame is completely undeserved and his video series serves no benefit other than to bloat his own [[cock|ego]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Ray Cumfart The Way Of The Master==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderf00t hooked up with the evangelical Ray Cumfart last Thursday to have a &amp;quot;discussion&amp;quot; in Ray&#039;s Way of the Master studio in sunny southern California. Stutterfoot expected to deliver a complete pwnage of Ray but, being exposed to the [[media|spotlight]] for the first time, he degraded into a stuttering retard.   &lt;br /&gt;
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== HowTheWorldWorks ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Loser HowTheWorldWorks Youtube.jpg|thumb|Lee Dorren aka &amp;quot;Howtheworldworks&amp;quot;. Craptastic hypocrite,e-beggar extraordinaire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Last Thursday, [[unfunny]], obnoxious Youtube Atheist, (but some how proves to be more entertaining than boring droning piece of shit Thunderboobs) [[TheAmazingAtheist]] was getting promptly pwned by YouTube conservatard and David Wain impersonator, [[randroid|HowTheWorldWorks]]. Thunderf00t, in typical fashion, decided to intervene to get more fame and prestige (read: more blind sheep sucking his asshole). What followed was the battle of the least charismatic, most boring, most [[butthurt]] conservatard on YouTube against a slightly more charismatic but equally as arrogant and obnoxious turd. &lt;br /&gt;
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HowTheWorldWorks&#039; arguments consisted of defending [[crazy]] conspiracies like the idea that Arabs were behind 9/11, socialists buttfuck Hitler, and that Thunderf00t has a haircut that Jerry Garcia would be ashamed to have. &lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderf00t, not dismayed by HowTheWorldWorks&#039; [[unfunny|epic]] insults, rejoined by saying that capitalism emboldens slave trade, that England is made of win and bad teeth because of Socialism, and asked, &amp;quot;if HowTheWorldWorks loves capitalism so much why won&#039;t he buy some nicer shirts, buy some dandruff shampoo, and blink every once in a while?&amp;quot; The [[gay|climactic]] battle raged on for a few weeks but fizzled when both HTWW and Thunderf00t realized that no one gave a shit and that they both know fuck all about politics or political theory. &lt;br /&gt;
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==How The Mighty Have Fallen==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jizzslam Asshattery===&lt;br /&gt;
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The excessive [[unwarranted self-importance]] generated from his dead horse series [[irony|became the architect of his own demise]]. As Blunderf00t Man of Letters expanded his &amp;quot;commentary&amp;quot; from science to social issues he failed to consider that non-creatards wouldn&#039;t roll over and die instantly. Always Thunder-foot-in-mouth has jumped into a topic only to double wham both his feet in his mouth, hence his namesake. Thus he began his &amp;quot;in depth critiques&amp;quot; of [[Islam|Jizzslam]] making him indistinguishable from other class A morons such as [[Bill O&#039;Reilly]] and Glen Beck. When radical Jizzlamists canceled an episode of [[South Park]] for putting Mohammed in a [[furry|bear costume]] atheistfag and leftard Molly Norris initiated [[drama|Dramahamed Day]]. Once every year atheistfags and leftards would stop their pointless bickering and attention whoring and unite to draw pictures of Mohammed as a [[pedophile]] while indulging in the [[lie|idea that this is a witty and insightful statement to make]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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This [[blasphemy]] caused the radical Jizzlamists to shit their pants all at once and demand Norris&#039;s beheading, causing her to hide in your [[basement]]. ThunderJew, arrogant and vain as ever, seized this opportunity to earn even more internet points and recruit even more slavish [[whores|subscribers]] to suck his tiny hairy dick and &amp;quot;spearheaded&amp;quot; Draw Mohammed Day as an Internet phenomenon. To add stupidity to pomp and plagiarism he made dozens of more anti-Jizzslam videos. Overall the videos have zero content, their two main pillars being that [[strawman|All Jizzlamists are raghead radicals]] and long-winded melodramatic rants about freedom of speech, a concept he clearly does not understand other than a vague glittering generality. In particular he &amp;quot;misread&amp;quot; Dawah Film&#039;s video as a death threat and used to the opportunity to further rant at the evils of Jizzlam while praising democracy, freedom of speech, the wonders of science and other such bullshit. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Coughlan616, formerly Couglan666 had been wanting me to subscribe to him for ages (months to years). Coughlan arguably sufferers from histrionic personality disorder. Certainly his behavior on youtube is consistent with it.|Thunderf00t playing Dimestore Freud to avoid the criticism of his detractors}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Many atheistfags on [[YouTube]] fired back, in particular the crack baby manic-depressive britfag [[Coughlan666]], telling him how full of shit he was. Thunderfail, since he is always right, ignored all criticisms except for the least substantial ones that were easiest to [[strawman]] and debunk. Furthermore, he gave the we-need-to-unite-to tackle-bigger-goals-and-ignore-issues-I-deem-unimportant [[bullshit|canard]]. Coughlan, being the [[ADHD|hyperactive]] nicotine-addicted aborted monkey that he is, spat at least a dozen videos back. Thundersnoot only was able to respond to a few of them. Rather than responding with anything substantial, Thunderfail instead decided to characterize his detractors as all blowhards of Dawah Films  and diagnose Coughlan using Wikipedia, which is pretty much one step &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;up&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; down from using this site.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blunderf00t&#039;s clumsy attempts at social commentary exposed him for what he really was, a know-it-all pundit who knows jack shit of what he&#039;s talking about. He is just like every other arrogant asswipe atheist that has ever disgraced the Internet. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Thunderf00t Deciding to E-beg===&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderfoot, realizing that money is good, went into partnership with the Jewtubes, and was a drama whore of global scale and made e-begging a pursuit of his, complete with videos with misleading titles to sucker his viewers into sending him money.  Despite his career obviously being comfortable enough to have allowed him to churn out several YouTube videos and allow him to go on road trips across [[America|North America]] and [[Europe|Europe]], YouTube is becoming a hindrance on his job... so he&#039;s ditching the job.  Essentially he wants to hop on e-welfare like [[TheAmazingAtheist]] so he can videotape [[sluts|science]] experiments all day.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|{{morphquote|MULTI QUOTE NAME|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;|If I am to be ‘in’, it requires the de facto sacrifice of a perfectly functional scientific career.  That&#039;s something I’m willing to do, but I’m not willing to commit financial suicide at the same time.|Thunderf00t on how he&#039;s willing to give up a career in science to beg for money on YouTube.|Donations proved to have some potential, but only really come in if attention is bought to the need for them.|In other words, the money only comes in when he begs for it.|Is it possible that this channel could produce a living wage? Not a rich man&#039;s living wage you understand, something along a teacher&#039;s salary. Well having seen all sorts of people go down this route before, it seems they pick up chump change... a few thousand bucks. Teachers salary is about 40-50k a year. Turns out the advertising currently on the channel brings in about 10% of this, but this is mostly due to &#039;science and education for the win&#039; is neither sexy, nor something that&#039;s good for selling stuff. From a personal - career point of view of course even entertaining youtube as a &#039;job&#039; is suicidal. I have a perfectly respectable and stable future.... who in their right mind would trade that in for the chump change and volatility of YouTube? -- truth is though that YouTube offers the potential to influence the future on civilization... and in that sense the risk of an individual is maybe an acceptable gambling token.... but I&#039;m not about to do anything stupid or suicidal like not testing the ground before making such a bold move..|Thunderf00t admitting it will just amount to e-welfare.}}|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===FreeThoughtBlogs Debacle: Battle Of The Demagogues===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:PZSaint.jpg|thumb|What Thunderf00t&#039;s followers want you to believe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A while after Thunderf00t&#039;s smear of turdfests he joined the hivemind FreeThoughtBlogs along with other Internet atheists; Romanian [[camwhore]] Christina Rad and highlander Aron Ra. Blunderf00t&#039;s first post &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;MYSOGYNIST!!!!&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; was a convoluted shit smear YouTube rant in text form. Whatever [[stupid|intelligible]] dingleberries that could be extracted were cheap shots at leftards and [[feminazis]] and [[libertarian|crying and whining]] how harassment policies ushered in a nanny state and the [[BAW|death of freedom of speech]]. The hivemind struck back by pointing out his many errors. The vagina king himself PeeZee Myers attempted to point out how full of shit he was by writing a rant just as convoluted as Thundersmear&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderboob responding by making a YouTube video using the standard we-need-to-focus-on-bigger-issues bullshit tactic. He devoted his FTB posts to doing exactly the same thing, [[irony|completely devoting himself to a topic he deemed trivial]]. Simply counting blog entries, Thunderf00t devoted over 80% of his output to the topic while less than 20% of PZ Myers&#039; blog posts were on this subject, including responses to Thunderf00t. So much for allocation of resources. [[Men&#039;s Rights Activist]] seized the opportunity to indoctrinate Thunderf00t into their Internet army. Thundershit passed through the point of no return and he will never come back.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderfail then went into [[CAPSLOCK|CAPSLOCK MODE]], complaining about the liberal groupthink in FTB while polling his own army of drones. [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias Unsurprisingly, they agreed with him]. He then proceeded to make another YouTube rant video with his standard arsenal of [[bullshit|stock arguments]]. Finally, he decided to actually read a real harassment policy, written by real conference organizers. Coming so late in the day, this was an implicit admission that he didn&#039;t know what he was talking about in the earlier posts. Extensive criticism in the comments, including by people who had actually written the policy, indicated that he didn&#039;t give a fuck about the issues involved and was really only looking to score more Internet points. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally vagina king PeeZee Myers and his libertarian [[gay|life partner]] Ed Brayton had enough and promptly kicked Thundershit out. Thundersnoot, [[butthurt]] over having his ass handed to him - because Internet king Thunderf00t is the pinnacle of rationality and pwnage. He can&#039;t possibly lose. - went h4x0r on FTB and [http://dictionary.law.com/default.aspx?selected=740 disclosed personal emails and information of various users to third parties], possibly his criminal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_group MRA] fuckbuddies hiding on the Internet. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Nonstampcollector Joins FreeThoughtBlogs===&lt;br /&gt;
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Previous [[faggots|writers]] of this article emphasized how their Dear Leader Thunderbunny refused to stay butthurt. This claim can easily be refuted by looking at the countless drama Thunderpussy regularly involves himself in. The best recent example was ignited when fellow [[JewTube]] atheist and [[talentless]] artist Nonstampcollector decided to join the FTB hivemind. This rose the holy wrath of the divine Thunderchrist himself and in a matter of minutes he was reduced to a monkey throwing shit.    &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|FreeThoughtBlogs poisons everything!|Thunderf00t throwing a hissy fit.}} &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Thunderf00t Bitches and Moans Again===&lt;br /&gt;
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Still [[butthurt]] over being banned at FTB, Thundercrap decided to make another whiny fallacious YouTube video of how [[BAW|the horrible PC Stalinist gestapo is destroying the subculture of inept losers known as the &amp;quot;rationalist community&amp;quot;.]] As usual (like with his Jizzlam videos) he evokes the buzzwords of [[bullshit|democracy]] and [[LOL|freedom of speech]] and blackens the image of his opponents as demons out to take away your precious &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;entitlements&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; freedoms, making him inseparable from a neocon populist demagogue. But there is more to his sophistry. Recently embracing the MRA way of life, thunderdrone shows the same signs of retardation, including his complete denial of what vapid, self-absorbed, bigoted pricks most new atheists are, and his tendency to superficial thinking and gut reactions. This is most evidenced by highly selective and parsimonious clips of his opponents and their positions taken completely out of context and then grasping straws and jumping to warped and ridiculous conclusions. And generally, his inability to see past his own nose. Thunderf00t is so naive he actually thinks a corporate machine like [[YouTube]] is a &amp;quot;fair playing field&amp;quot; and a bastion of [[bullshit|freedom of speech]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The loud, coarse, unshaven, unwashed fatass [[basement-dweller]] NapalmThePheonix, along with many other loud, coarse, unshaven, unwashed, fatass basement-dwellers, respond accordingly. &lt;br /&gt;
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As usual thunderf00t will ignore any substantial criticisms made against him and will respond by strawmanning his opponents. The &amp;quot;rationalist community&amp;quot; will suck his hairy micropenis in droves and all will be well. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Deep Intellectual==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderf00t, like TheAmazingAtheist, is revered by the [[retards|dupes]] of YouTube as a master debater and god of reason. In reality Thundershit is a very mortal man with a very mediocre mind who is just as full of shit as everybody else. In particular Thundercrap loves to use the following tactics. If you see such disingenuous trickery in any of his videos (of which there is plenty) be sure to remind him and his [[Goyim|half a million fans]] how worthless they are all. &lt;br /&gt;
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*strawman his opponent and their arguments&lt;br /&gt;
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*diagnoses people with mental illnesses he looked up in Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
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*long-winded, melodramatic rants about freedom of speech&lt;br /&gt;
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*long-winded, not-so-melodramatic-but-more-irritating preaching about the wonders of science, reason, and democracy&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thunderf00t Is A Censor Whore And A Fraud==&lt;br /&gt;
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Turns out Thunderf00t is [[obvious|no better than VenomFangX and countless of other parasites like him after all]]. Troll atheistfags with these videos to make them cry.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sock Accounts===&lt;br /&gt;
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It has just been discovered that Thunderfail and his mindless followers used sock accounts on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. This explains why every reference to Thundersnob on this site is an adulating faggot fest of [[AIDS|glittering compliments]]. Thus ED will systemically eliminate all sparkling shit written in praise of Dear Leader Thunderf00t and replace it with comments more accurately reflecting the nature of the demagog. Any who hinder ED&#039;s plan will be drawn and quartered.   &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Thunderfail&#039;s self-gratifying bullshit. Be sure to edit these.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[VenomFangX/Online_Drama#DMCA_Saga_I:The_Thunderf00t_Debacle|Brags about his counter-DMCA that he filed against someone.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Coughlan666#Raped_By_Thunderf00t|More dick sucking.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Atheist#The_Atheist_Impossibles|More dick sucking.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[TheAmazingAtheist#How_to_troll_TheAmazingAtheist|More dick sucking.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Frank&#039;sVoice#Meet_his_Worst_Enemies|More dick sucking.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[FreeThoughtBlogs|He&#039;s even trying to write his own article.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Thunder Bin Laden.jpg|This is the [[truth]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Evolution]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NephilimFree]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pat Condell]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PROVE ME WRONG]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[VenomfangX]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Men&#039;s Rights Activist]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== His YouTube channels ==&lt;br /&gt;
* {{yt|u|thunderf00t}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{yt|u|beautyintheuniverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{yt|u|thunderf00tCC}}&lt;br /&gt;
* {{yt|u|freecoolmedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==His Documented Criminal Record==&lt;br /&gt;
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*http://freethoughtblogs.com/zinniajones/2012/08/thunderf00t-admits-to-sending-my-private-emails-to-michael-payton-of-cfi-canada/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/2012/08/10/what-thunderf00t-did-and-how/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://freethoughtblogs.com/blaghag/2012/08/thunderf00ts-unethical-breach-of-our-privacy/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://freethoughtblogs.com/ashleymiller/2012/08/10/thunderf00t-stealing-peoples-private-information-is-a-major-violation/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/08/10/summary-of-thunderf00tphil-masons-disgrace/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2012/08/10/thunderf00t-and-violating-email-privacy/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://freethoughtblogs.com/entequilaesverdad/2012/08/11/thunderf00ts-illegal-immoral-crusade/ &lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|WARNING: This article contains much christfag butthurt}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{spoiler|UPDATE: The God of atheism has decided to [[lawlsuit|sue]] SilverEra309 over a twitter account. Evidence: [https://twitter.com/rdubwiley/status/334168666302197761/photo/1 for the comment section] and [https://twitter.com/thunderf00t/status/334045090383278080 for the Twitter exchange.] [[Serious Business]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Thunderf00t_Trolls_Christfags.jpeg|center|thumb|750px|Phillip&#039;s ego (also note the [[micropenis]]).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Thunderf00t irl really.JPG|thumb|Thunderf00t as seen by the naked eye.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Teabagjesus.jpg|thumb|Thunderf00t as seen by atheists. ([[Unfunny|GET IT?!!! IT&#039;S IRONIC!]])]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Donkey.jpg|thumb|Thunderf00t as seen by everyone else.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EmperorClothes.gif|thumb|All of Thunderf00t&#039;s fame and prestige.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Thunderf00t&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[powerword]]: Phillip E. Mason) is an arrogant, hypocritical, smug, know-it-all [[retard|pundit]], cult leader, and demagogue who embodies everything wrong with the [[AIDS|atheist &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot;]]. Throughout his [[Jewtube]] career he has amassed an army of slavish cocksucking drones. Boasting over 1.6 million [[goyim|subscribers]] readily swallowing his [[bullshit]], he thoroughly puts [[TheAmazingAtheist]] to shame. Hailed as a &amp;quot;great thinker&amp;quot; he  really is a public face and mascot whose iconic image is the only thing that separates him from all the other dogmatic, shallow, and obtuse [[atheism|atheists]] on YouTube. Ironically he sports a thick beard and [[emo|long hair]], giving him an uncanny resemblance to Jesus. Furthermore, like [[arab|Jesus]], he is a passive-aggressive prick and has attracted thousands of mindless followers throughout the years with his simplistic and catchy teachings. Like the two other most popular atheist attention whores, Pat Condell and TheAmazingAtheist, he is a blockheaded douche bag. That is precisely why he has such a cult following.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Do People Laugh At Creationists==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderfail the legend began when a [[creationist|creatard]] equally as stupid and smug as he was, [[VenomFangX]], began posting utterly retarded creationist videos from his basement. Thunderf00t, having enough luxury to waste his precious time on the hate-filled half-pint fired back with his  &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ZOMG Creationists R Stoopid LOLOLOL&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; series. His series (now counting to 38 tedious videos) is hailed as an opus of genius and an essential tome of the atheist &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot; by [[atheists|Dawkinsfags]] everywhere. Truth be told creationist are [[n00bs|low level opponents]] and refuting them, let alone 38 times very repetitively, is easier than pissing in the shower. It is something even Christfags and conservatards are capable of. Thus Thunderf00t&#039;s epic fame is completely undeserved and his video series serves no benefit other than to bloat his own [[cock|ego]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;The Overrated Video That Started All This Bullshit&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ray Cumfart The Way Of The Master==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderf00t hooked up with the evangelical Ray Cumfart last Thursday to have a &amp;quot;discussion&amp;quot; in Ray&#039;s Way of the Master studio in sunny southern California. Stutterfoot expected to deliver a complete pwnage of Ray but, being exposed to the [[media|spotlight]] for the first time, he degraded into a stuttering retard.   &lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Fail|Failure]] To Debate With A Closeted Christfag&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;===&lt;br /&gt;
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== HowTheWorldWorks ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Loser HowTheWorldWorks Youtube.jpg|thumb|Lee Dorren aka &amp;quot;Howtheworldworks&amp;quot;. Craptastic hypocrite,e-beggar extraordinaire.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Last Thursday, [[unfunny]], obnoxious Youtube Atheist, (but some how proves to be more entertaining than boring droning piece of shit Thunderboobs) [[TheAmazingAtheist]] was getting promptly pwned by YouTube conservatard and David Wain impersonator, [[randroid|HowTheWorldWorks]]. Thunderf00t, in typical fashion, decided to intervene to get more fame and prestige (read: more blind sheep sucking his asshole). What followed was the battle of the least charismatic, most boring, most [[butthurt]] conservatard on YouTube against a slightly more charismatic but equally as arrogant and obnoxious turd. &lt;br /&gt;
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HowTheWorldWorks&#039; arguments consisted of defending [[crazy]] conspiracies like the idea that Arabs were behind 9/11, socialists buttfuck Hitler, and that Thunderf00t has a haircut that Jerry Garcia would be ashamed to have. &lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderf00t, not dismayed by HowTheWorldWorks&#039; [[unfunny|epic]] insults, rejoined by saying that capitalism emboldens slave trade, that England is made of win and bad teeth because of Socialism, and asked, &amp;quot;if HowTheWorldWorks loves capitalism so much why won&#039;t he buy some nicer shirts, buy some dandruff shampoo, and blink every once in a while?&amp;quot; The [[gay|climactic]] battle raged on for a few weeks but fizzled when both HTWW and Thunderf00t realized that no one gave a shit and that they both know fuck all about politics or political theory. &lt;br /&gt;
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Needless to say, the battle of HTWW v. Thunderf00t killed over 9000 Youtubers out of sheer boredom. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==How The Mighty Have Fallen==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jizzslam Asshattery===&lt;br /&gt;
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The excessive [[unwarranted self-importance]] generated from his dead horse series [[irony|became the architect of his own demise]]. As Blunderf00t Man of Letters expanded his &amp;quot;commentary&amp;quot; from science to social issues he failed to consider that non-creatards wouldn&#039;t roll over and die instantly. Always Thunder-foot-in-mouth has jumped into a topic only to double wham both his feet in his mouth, hence his namesake. Thus he began his &amp;quot;in depth critiques&amp;quot; of [[Islam|Jizzslam]] making him indistinguishable from other class A morons such as [[Bill O&#039;Reilly]] and Glen Beck. When radical Jizzlamists canceled an episode of [[South Park]] for putting Mohammed in a [[furry|bear costume]] atheistfag and leftard Molly Norris initiated [[drama|Dramahamed Day]]. Once every year atheistfags and leftards would stop their pointless bickering and attention whoring and unite to draw pictures of Mohammed as a [[pedophile]] while indulging in the [[lie|idea that this is a witty and insightful statement to make]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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This [[blasphemy]] caused the radical Jizzlamists to shit their pants all at once and demand Norris&#039;s beheading, causing her to hide in your [[basement]]. ThunderJew, arrogant and vain as ever, seized this opportunity to earn even more internet points and recruit even more slavish [[whores|subscribers]] to suck his tiny hairy dick and &amp;quot;spearheaded&amp;quot; Draw Mohammed Day as an Internet phenomenon. To add stupidity to pomp and plagiarism he made dozens of more anti-Jizzslam videos. Overall the videos have zero content, their two main pillars being that [[strawman|All Jizzlamists are raghead radicals]] and long-winded melodramatic rants about freedom of speech, a concept he clearly does not understand other than a vague glittering generality. In particular he &amp;quot;misread&amp;quot; Dawah Film&#039;s video as a death threat and used to the opportunity to further rant at the evils of Jizzlam while praising democracy, freedom of speech, the wonders of science and other such bullshit. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;E-Diagnosis&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Coughlan616, formerly Couglan666 had been wanting me to subscribe to him for ages (months to years). Coughlan arguably sufferers from histrionic personality disorder. Certainly his behavior on youtube is consistent with it.|Thunderf00t playing Dimestore Freud to avoid the criticism of his detractors}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Many atheistfags on [[YouTube]] fired back, in particular the crack baby manic-depressive britfag [[Coughlan666]], telling him how full of shit he was. Thunderfail, since he is always right, ignored all criticisms except for the least substantial ones that were easiest to [[strawman]] and debunk. Furthermore, he gave the we-need-to-unite-to tackle-bigger-goals-and-ignore-issues-I-deem-unimportant [[bullshit|canard]]. Coughlan, being the [[ADHD|hyperactive]] nicotine-addicted aborted monkey that he is, spat at least a dozen videos back. Thundersnoot only was able to respond to a few of them. Rather than responding with anything substantial, Thunderfail instead decided to characterize his detractors as all blowhards of Dawah Films  and diagnose Coughlan using Wikipedia, which is pretty much one step &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;up&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; down from using this site.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blunderf00t&#039;s clumsy attempts at social commentary exposed him for what he really was, a know-it-all pundit who knows jack shit of what he&#039;s talking about. He is just like every other arrogant asswipe atheist that has ever disgraced the Internet. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Thunderf00t Deciding to E-beg===&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderfoot, realizing that money is good, went into partnership with the Jewtubes, and was a drama whore of global scale and made e-begging a pursuit of his, complete with videos with misleading titles to sucker his viewers into sending him money.  Despite his career obviously being comfortable enough to have allowed him to churn out several YouTube videos and allow him to go on road trips across [[America|North America]] and [[Europe|Europe]], YouTube is becoming a hindrance on his job... so he&#039;s ditching the job.  Essentially he wants to hop on e-welfare like [[TheAmazingAtheist]] so he can videotape [[sluts|science]] experiments all day.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|{{morphquote|MULTI QUOTE NAME|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold;|If I am to be ‘in’, it requires the de facto sacrifice of a perfectly functional scientific career.  That&#039;s something I’m willing to do, but I’m not willing to commit financial suicide at the same time.|Thunderf00t on how he&#039;s willing to give up a career in science to beg for money on YouTube.|Donations proved to have some potential, but only really come in if attention is bought to the need for them.|In other words, the money only comes in when he begs for it.|Is it possible that this channel could produce a living wage? Not a rich man&#039;s living wage you understand, something along a teacher&#039;s salary. Well having seen all sorts of people go down this route before, it seems they pick up chump change... a few thousand bucks. Teachers salary is about 40-50k a year. Turns out the advertising currently on the channel brings in about 10% of this, but this is mostly due to &#039;science and education for the win&#039; is neither sexy, nor something that&#039;s good for selling stuff. From a personal - career point of view of course even entertaining youtube as a &#039;job&#039; is suicidal. I have a perfectly respectable and stable future.... who in their right mind would trade that in for the chump change and volatility of YouTube? -- truth is though that YouTube offers the potential to influence the future on civilization... and in that sense the risk of an individual is maybe an acceptable gambling token.... but I&#039;m not about to do anything stupid or suicidal like not testing the ground before making such a bold move..|Thunderf00t admitting it will just amount to e-welfare.}}|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===FreeThoughtBlogs Debacle: Battle Of The Demagogues===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:PZSaint.jpg|thumb|What Thunderf00t&#039;s followers want you to believe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A while after Thunderf00t&#039;s smear of turdfests he joined the hivemind FreeThoughtBlogs along with other Internet atheists; Romanian [[camwhore]] Christina Rad and highlander Aron Ra. Blunderf00t&#039;s first post &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;MYSOGYNIST!!!!&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; was a convoluted shit smear YouTube rant in text form. Whatever [[stupid|intelligible]] dingleberries that could be extracted were cheap shots at leftards and [[feminazis]] and [[libertarian|crying and whining]] how harassment policies ushered in a nanny state and the [[BAW|death of freedom of speech]]. The hivemind struck back by pointing out his many errors. The vagina king himself PeeZee Myers attempted to point out how full of shit he was by writing a rant just as convoluted as Thundersmear&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderboob responding by making a YouTube video using the standard we-need-to-focus-on-bigger-issues bullshit tactic. He devoted his FTB posts to doing exactly the same thing, [[irony|completely devoting himself to a topic he deemed trivial]]. Simply counting blog entries, Thunderf00t devoted over 80% of his output to the topic while less than 20% of PZ Myers&#039; blog posts were on this subject, including responses to Thunderf00t. So much for allocation of resources. [[Men&#039;s Rights Activist]] seized the opportunity to indoctrinate Thunderf00t into their Internet army. Thundershit passed through the point of no return and he will never come back.&lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Thunderprick&#039;s Bullshit Video&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;===&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderfail then went into [[CAPSLOCK|CAPSLOCK MODE]], complaining about the liberal groupthink in FTB while polling his own army of drones. [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias Unsurprisingly, they agreed with him]. He then proceeded to make another YouTube rant video with his standard arsenal of [[bullshit|stock arguments]]. Finally, he decided to actually read a real harassment policy, written by real conference organizers. Coming so late in the day, this was an implicit admission that he didn&#039;t know what he was talking about in the earlier posts. Extensive criticism in the comments, including by people who had actually written the policy, indicated that he didn&#039;t give a fuck about the issues involved and was really only looking to score more Internet points. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally vagina king PeeZee Myers and his libertarian [[gay|life partner]] Ed Brayton had enough and promptly kicked Thundershit out. Thundersnoot, [[butthurt]] over having his ass handed to him - because Internet king Thunderf00t is the pinnacle of rationality and pwnage. He can&#039;t possibly lose. - went h4x0r on FTB and [http://dictionary.law.com/default.aspx?selected=740 disclosed personal emails and information of various users to third parties], possibly his criminal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_group MRA] fuckbuddies hiding on the Internet. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Nonstampcollector Joins FreeThoughtBlogs===&lt;br /&gt;
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Previous [[faggots|writers]] of this article emphasized how their Dear Leader Thunderbunny refused to stay butthurt. This claim can easily be refuted by looking at the countless drama Thunderpussy regularly involves himself in. The best recent example was ignited when fellow [[JewTube]] atheist and [[talentless]] artist Nonstampcollector decided to join the FTB hivemind. This rose the holy wrath of the divine Thunderchrist himself and in a matter of minutes he was reduced to a monkey throwing shit.    &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|FreeThoughtBlogs poisons everything!|Thunderf00t throwing a hissy fit.}} &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Thunderf00t Bitches and Moans Again===&lt;br /&gt;
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Still [[butthurt]] over being banned at FTB, Thundercrap decided to make another whiny fallacious YouTube video of how [[BAW|the horrible PC Stalinist gestapo is destroying the subculture of inept losers known as the &amp;quot;rationalist community&amp;quot;.]] As usual (like with his Jizzlam videos) he evokes the buzzwords of [[bullshit|democracy]] and [[LOL|freedom of speech]] and blackens the image of his opponents as demons out to take away your precious &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;entitlements&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; freedoms, making him inseparable from a neocon populist demagogue. But there is more to his sophistry. Recently embracing the MRA way of life, thunderdrone shows the same signs of retardation, including his complete denial of what vapid, self-absorbed, bigoted pricks most new atheists are, and his tendency to superficial thinking and gut reactions. This is most evidenced by highly selective and parsimonious clips of his opponents and their positions taken completely out of context and then grasping straws and jumping to warped and ridiculous conclusions. And generally, his inability to see past his own nose. Thunderf00t is so naive he actually thinks a corporate machine like [[YouTube]] is a &amp;quot;fair playing field&amp;quot; and a bastion of [[bullshit|freedom of speech]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The loud, coarse, unshaven, unwashed fatass [[basement-dweller]] NapalmThePheonix, along with many other loud, coarse, unshaven, unwashed, fatass basement-dwellers, respond accordingly. &lt;br /&gt;
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As usual thunderf00t will ignore any substantial criticisms made against him and will respond by strawmanning his opponents. The &amp;quot;rationalist community&amp;quot; will suck his hairy micropenis in droves and all will be well. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Deep Intellectual==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thunderf00t, like TheAmazingAtheist, is revered by the [[retards|dupes]] of YouTube as a master debater and god of reason. In reality Thundershit is a very mortal man with a very mediocre mind who is just as full of shit as everybody else. In particular Thundercrap loves to use the following tactics. If you see such disingenuous trickery in any of his videos (of which there is plenty) be sure to remind him and his [[Goyim|half a million fans]] how worthless they are all. &lt;br /&gt;
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Blunderfoot&#039;s favorite tactics:&lt;br /&gt;
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*strawman his opponent and their arguments&lt;br /&gt;
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*delivers the we-need-to-unite-to-tackle-bigger-goals crap to avoid issues knows he will be [[pwn|pwned]] in&lt;br /&gt;
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*diagnoses people with mental illnesses he looked up in Wikipedia&lt;br /&gt;
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*ignore all criticism presented to him&lt;br /&gt;
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*long-winded, melodramatic rants about freedom of speech&lt;br /&gt;
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*long-winded, not-so-melodramatic-but-more-irritating preaching about the wonders of science, reason, and democracy&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thunderf00t Is A Censor Whore And A Fraud==&lt;br /&gt;
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Turns out Thunderf00t is [[obvious|no better than VenomFangX and countless of other parasites like him after all]]. Troll atheistfags with these videos to make them cry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Empire Strikes Back==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sock Accounts===&lt;br /&gt;
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It has just been discovered that Thunderfail and his mindless followers used sock accounts on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. This explains why every reference to Thundersnob on this site is an adulating faggot fest of [[AIDS|glittering compliments]]. Thus ED will systemically eliminate all sparkling shit written in praise of Dear Leader Thunderf00t and replace it with comments more accurately reflecting the nature of the demagog. Any who hinder ED&#039;s plan will be drawn and quartered.   &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Sucking Arab dick &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Grooming little white girls&lt;br /&gt;
*Raping your sister&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
Pakistan’s geography is like Mother Nature decided to throw everything into one country just to see what happens. Up north, you&#039;ve got the Himalayas and the Karakoram, with mountains so tall they make you question your life choices if you even think about climbing them. K2, the “Savage Mountain,” is there, daring climbers to conquer it and usually sending them back down in a hurry—sometimes [[death|permanently.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Head south, and you’re in the scorching deserts of Balochistan, where it’s so hot that even the sand is looking for shade. It’s like someone turned the oven on and forgot to turn it off. In the east, the fertile plains of Punjab stretch out like the country’s breadbasket, feeding millions while dealing with floods that roll in like uninvited party crashers.&lt;br /&gt;
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The coastline along the Arabian Sea might look inviting, but don’t let that fool you—Karachi’s beaches are more “dodging trash” than “sipping cocktails.” Meanwhile, the Indus River cuts through the country like the lifeline it is, though half the time it can’t decide if it wants to be a gentle stream or an angry torrent.&lt;br /&gt;
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And let’s not forget the border with Afghanistan, which is basically just a wild west, rugged frontier where men rape little boys, smoke, sell drugs and guns. All in all, Pakistan is a cluster fuck shithole—mountains, deserts, plains, and coastline—each with its own way of making sure you don’t get too comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
*Grooming little white girls&lt;br /&gt;
*Raping your sister&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
Pakistan’s geography is like Mother Nature decided to throw everything into one country just to see what happens. Up north, you&#039;ve got the Himalayas and the Karakoram, with mountains so tall they make you question your life choices if you even think about climbing them. K2, the “Savage Mountain,” is there, daring climbers to conquer it and usually sending them back down in a hurry—sometimes [[death|permanently.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Head south, and you’re in the scorching deserts of Balochistan, where it’s so hot that even the sand is looking for shade. It’s like someone turned the oven on and forgot to turn it off. In the east, the fertile plains of Punjab stretch out like the country’s breadbasket, feeding millions while dealing with floods that roll in like uninvited party crashers.&lt;br /&gt;
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The coastline along the Arabian Sea might look inviting, but don’t let that fool you—Karachi’s beaches are more “dodging trash” than “sipping cocktails.” Meanwhile, the Indus River cuts through the country like the lifeline it is, though half the time it can’t decide if it wants to be a gentle stream or an angry torrent.&lt;br /&gt;
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And let’s not forget the border with Afghanistan, which is basically just a wild west, rugged frontier where men rape little boys, smoke, sell drugs and guns. All in all, Pakistan is a cluster fuck shithole—mountains, deserts, plains, and coastline—each with its own way of making sure you don’t get too comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Islam}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{commonwealth}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Subcultures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=French_Revolution&amp;diff=1886721</id>
		<title>French Revolution</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Revolutions Encore */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The French Revolution&#039;&#039;&#039; was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prelude==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Reign of Terror==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;Reign of Terror&#039;&#039; came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the &#039;&#039;Committee of Public Safety&#039;r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Napoleon==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:T5 09ter napoleon fontainebleau full-tt-width-716-height-1024-fill-0-crop-0-bgcolor-eeeeee-lazyload-0.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won&#039;t give you a decent chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, &amp;quot;Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next.&amp;quot; Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that bulb headed Somali who declares, [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4|&amp;quot;I’m the Captain now!&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon’s idea of &amp;quot;fixing&amp;quot; France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revolutions Encore ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
France, never the one to turn down a chance for chaos, soon figured out that bringing back the monarchy was like inviting your ex to crash on your couch—it felt familiar at first, but pretty soon you remembered why you kicked them out in the first place. So, what did the French do? They hit the streets for Round Two (or was it Three? Four? Who’s counting at this point?). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The French people, still high on revolutionary fumes, decided they&#039;d had enough of this royal rerun. In 1830 we get  more revolts, barricades, and, of course, more heads rolling. It was like a never-ending season of a reality show where every episode ends with, “And now we overthrow the government!”. By 1848, France was basically on its third or fourth attempt at getting democracy right, but they were as indecisive as ever. At this point, the French Revolution was like a toxic relationship—breaking up, getting back together, and always ending with someone sleeping on the guillotine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, the nation kept flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. Forever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Children of The Revolution==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis XVI King of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Antoinette, Queen of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Jacques Danton:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maximilien Robespierre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:&#039;&#039;&#039; Max&#039;s buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Couthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jean-Paul Marat:&#039;&#039;&#039; Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic &#039;&#039;Fox News&#039;&#039; anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Olympe de Gouges:&#039;&#039;&#039; Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Charles-Henri Sanson:&#039;&#039;&#039; High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Napoleon Bonaparte:&#039;&#039;&#039; Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.&lt;br /&gt;
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining a radical political party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolling those who lost family members during &#039;&#039;The Terror&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask women if they give head&lt;br /&gt;
*Chopping off heads.&lt;br /&gt;
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watching public executions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Civil war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more &amp;quot;hands-on&amp;quot; approach to decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:IRL Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DISPLAYTITLE:The French Revolution}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=French_Revolution&amp;diff=1886719</id>
		<title>French Revolution</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=French_Revolution&amp;diff=1886719"/>
		<updated>2024-08-21T20:54:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Revolutions Encore */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The French Revolution&#039;&#039;&#039; was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prelude==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Reign of Terror==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;Reign of Terror&#039;&#039; came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the &#039;&#039;Committee of Public Safety&#039;r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Napoleon==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:T5 09ter napoleon fontainebleau full-tt-width-716-height-1024-fill-0-crop-0-bgcolor-eeeeee-lazyload-0.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won&#039;t give you a decent chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, &amp;quot;Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next.&amp;quot; Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that bulb headed Somali who declares, [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4|&amp;quot;I’m the Captain now!&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon’s idea of &amp;quot;fixing&amp;quot; France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revolutions Encore ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
France, never the one to turn down a chance for chaos, soon figured out that bringing back the monarchy was like inviting your ex to crash on your couch—it felt familiar at first, but pretty soon you remembered why you kicked them out in the first place. So, what did the French do? They hit the streets for Round Two (or was it Three? Four? Who’s counting at this point?). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The French people, still high on revolutionary fumes, decided they&#039;d had enough of this royal rerun. In 1830 we get  more revolts, barricades, and, of course, more heads rolling. It was like a never-ending season of a reality show where every episode ends with, “And now we overthrow the government!”. By 1848, France was basically on its third or fourth attempt at getting democracy right, but they were as indecisive as ever. At this point, the French Revolution was like a toxic relationship—breaking up, getting back together, and always ending with someone sleeping on the guillotine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, the nation kept flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. The end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Children of The Revolution==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis XVI King of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Antoinette, Queen of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Jacques Danton:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maximilien Robespierre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:&#039;&#039;&#039; Max&#039;s buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Couthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jean-Paul Marat:&#039;&#039;&#039; Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic &#039;&#039;Fox News&#039;&#039; anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Olympe de Gouges:&#039;&#039;&#039; Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Charles-Henri Sanson:&#039;&#039;&#039; High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Napoleon Bonaparte:&#039;&#039;&#039; Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.&lt;br /&gt;
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining a radical political party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolling those who lost family members during &#039;&#039;The Terror&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask women if they give head&lt;br /&gt;
*Chopping off heads.&lt;br /&gt;
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watching public executions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Civil war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more &amp;quot;hands-on&amp;quot; approach to decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:IRL Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DISPLAYTITLE:The French Revolution}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=French_Revolution&amp;diff=1886718</id>
		<title>French Revolution</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=French_Revolution&amp;diff=1886718"/>
		<updated>2024-08-21T20:52:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Napoleon */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The French Revolution&#039;&#039;&#039; was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prelude==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Reign of Terror==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;Reign of Terror&#039;&#039; came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the &#039;&#039;Committee of Public Safety&#039;r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Napoleon==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:T5 09ter napoleon fontainebleau full-tt-width-716-height-1024-fill-0-crop-0-bgcolor-eeeeee-lazyload-0.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won&#039;t give you a decent chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, &amp;quot;Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next.&amp;quot; Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that bulb headed Somali who declares, [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4|&amp;quot;I’m the Captain now!&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon’s idea of &amp;quot;fixing&amp;quot; France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revolutions Encore ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
France, never one to turn down a chance for chaos, soon figured out that bringing back the monarchy was like inviting your ex to crash on your couch—it felt familiar at first, but pretty soon you remembered why you kicked them out in the first place. So, what did the French do? They hit the streets for Round Two (or was it Three? Four? Who’s counting at this point?). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The French people, still high on revolutionary fumes, decided they&#039;d had enough of this royal rerun. In 1830 we get  more revolts, barricades, and, of course, more heads rolling. It was like a never-ending season of a reality show where every episode ends with, “And now we overthrow the government!”. By 1848, France was basically on its third or fourth attempt at getting democracy right, but they were as indecisive as ever. At this point, the French Revolution was like a toxic relationship—breaking up, getting back together, and always ending with someone sleeping on the guillotine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, the nation kept flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. The end. &lt;br /&gt;
==Children of The Revolution==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis XVI King of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Antoinette, Queen of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Jacques Danton:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maximilien Robespierre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:&#039;&#039;&#039; Max&#039;s buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Couthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jean-Paul Marat:&#039;&#039;&#039; Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic &#039;&#039;Fox News&#039;&#039; anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Olympe de Gouges:&#039;&#039;&#039; Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Charles-Henri Sanson:&#039;&#039;&#039; High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Napoleon Bonaparte:&#039;&#039;&#039; Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.&lt;br /&gt;
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining a radical political party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolling those who lost family members during &#039;&#039;The Terror&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask women if they give head&lt;br /&gt;
*Chopping off heads.&lt;br /&gt;
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watching public executions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Civil war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more &amp;quot;hands-on&amp;quot; approach to decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:IRL Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DISPLAYTITLE:The French Revolution}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>French Revolution</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The French Revolution&#039;&#039;&#039; was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prelude==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Reign of Terror==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;Reign of Terror&#039;&#039; came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the &#039;&#039;Committee of Public Safety&#039;r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Napoleon==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:T5 09ter napoleon fontainebleau full-tt-width-716-height-1024-fill-0-crop-0-bgcolor-eeeeee-lazyload-0.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won&#039;t give you a decent chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, &amp;quot;Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next.&amp;quot; Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that bulb headed Somali who declares, [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4|&amp;quot;I’m the Captain now!&amp;quot;]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon’s idea of &amp;quot;fixing&amp;quot; France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revolutions Encore ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
France, never one to turn down a chance for chaos, soon figured out that bringing back the monarchy was like inviting your ex to crash on your couch—it felt familiar at first, but pretty soon you remembered why you kicked them out in the first place. So, what did the French do? They hit the streets for Round Two (or was it Three? Four? Who’s counting at this point?). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The French people, still high on revolutionary fumes, decided they&#039;d had enough of this royal rerun. In 1830 we get  more revolts, barricades, and, of course, more heads rolling. It was like a never-ending season of a reality show where every episode ends with, “And now we overthrow the government!”. By 1848, France was basically on its third or fourth attempt at getting democracy right, but they were as indecisive as ever. At this point, the French Revolution was like a toxic relationship—breaking up, getting back together, and always ending with someone sleeping on the guillotine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, the nation kept flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. The end. &lt;br /&gt;
==Children of The Revolution==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis XVI King of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Antoinette, Queen of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Jacques Danton:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maximilien Robespierre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:&#039;&#039;&#039; Max&#039;s buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Couthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jean-Paul Marat:&#039;&#039;&#039; Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic &#039;&#039;Fox News&#039;&#039; anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Olympe de Gouges:&#039;&#039;&#039; Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Charles-Henri Sanson:&#039;&#039;&#039; High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Napoleon Bonaparte:&#039;&#039;&#039; Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.&lt;br /&gt;
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining a radical political party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolling those who lost family members during &#039;&#039;The Terror&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask women if they give head&lt;br /&gt;
*Chopping off heads.&lt;br /&gt;
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watching public executions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Civil war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more &amp;quot;hands-on&amp;quot; approach to decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:IRL Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DISPLAYTITLE:The French Revolution}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=French_Revolution&amp;diff=1886716</id>
		<title>French Revolution</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Napoleon */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The French Revolution&#039;&#039;&#039; was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prelude==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Reign of Terror==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;Reign of Terror&#039;&#039; came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the &#039;&#039;Committee of Public Safety&#039;r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Napoleon==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:T5 09ter napoleon fontainebleau full-tt-width-716-height-1024-fill-0-crop-0-bgcolor-eeeeee-lazyload-0.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won&#039;t give you a decent chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, &amp;quot;Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next.&amp;quot; Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that bulb headed Somali who declares, [[&amp;quot;I’m the Captain now!&amp;quot;|https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon’s idea of &amp;quot;fixing&amp;quot; France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Revolutions Encore ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
France, never one to turn down a chance for chaos, soon figured out that bringing back the monarchy was like inviting your ex to crash on your couch—it felt familiar at first, but pretty soon you remembered why you kicked them out in the first place. So, what did the French do? They hit the streets for Round Two (or was it Three? Four? Who’s counting at this point?). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The French people, still high on revolutionary fumes, decided they&#039;d had enough of this royal rerun. In 1830 we get  more revolts, barricades, and, of course, more heads rolling. It was like a never-ending season of a reality show where every episode ends with, “And now we overthrow the government!”. By 1848, France was basically on its third or fourth attempt at getting democracy right, but they were as indecisive as ever. At this point, the French Revolution was like a toxic relationship—breaking up, getting back together, and always ending with someone sleeping on the guillotine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, the nation kept flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. The end. &lt;br /&gt;
==Children of The Revolution==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis XVI King of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Antoinette, Queen of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Jacques Danton:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maximilien Robespierre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:&#039;&#039;&#039; Max&#039;s buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Couthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jean-Paul Marat:&#039;&#039;&#039; Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic &#039;&#039;Fox News&#039;&#039; anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Olympe de Gouges:&#039;&#039;&#039; Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Charles-Henri Sanson:&#039;&#039;&#039; High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Napoleon Bonaparte:&#039;&#039;&#039; Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.&lt;br /&gt;
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining a radical political party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolling those who lost family members during &#039;&#039;The Terror&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask women if they give head&lt;br /&gt;
*Chopping off heads.&lt;br /&gt;
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watching public executions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Civil war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more &amp;quot;hands-on&amp;quot; approach to decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:Events]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:IRL Shit]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{lulzhistory}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DISPLAYTITLE:The French Revolution}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The French Revolution&#039;&#039;&#039; was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prelude==&lt;br /&gt;
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Reign of Terror==&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;Reign of Terror&#039;&#039; came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the &#039;&#039;Committee of Public Safety&#039;r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Napoleon==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:T5 09ter napoleon fontainebleau full-tt-width-716-height-1024-fill-0-crop-0-bgcolor-eeeeee-lazyload-0.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won&#039;t give you a decent chair]]&lt;br /&gt;
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, &amp;quot;Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next.&amp;quot; Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that Somali Nigger who declares, &amp;quot;I’m the Captain now!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4&lt;br /&gt;
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Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
Napoleon’s idea of &amp;quot;fixing&amp;quot; France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Revolutions Encore ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
France, never one to turn down a chance for chaos, soon figured out that bringing back the monarchy was like inviting your ex to crash on your couch—it felt familiar at first, but pretty soon you remembered why you kicked them out in the first place. So, what did the French do? They hit the streets for Round Two (or was it Three? Four? Who’s counting at this point?). &lt;br /&gt;
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The French people, still high on revolutionary fumes, decided they&#039;d had enough of this royal rerun. In 1830 we get  more revolts, barricades, and, of course, more heads rolling. It was like a never-ending season of a reality show where every episode ends with, “And now we overthrow the government!”. By 1848, France was basically on its third or fourth attempt at getting democracy right, but they were as indecisive as ever. At this point, the French Revolution was like a toxic relationship—breaking up, getting back together, and always ending with someone sleeping on the guillotine. &lt;br /&gt;
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And so, the nation kept flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. The end. &lt;br /&gt;
==Children of The Revolution==&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis XVI King of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maria Antoinette, Queen of France &amp;amp; Navarre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Jacques Danton:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Maximilien Robespierre:&#039;&#039;&#039; Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:&#039;&#039;&#039; Max&#039;s buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Georges Couthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jean-Paul Marat:&#039;&#039;&#039; Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic &#039;&#039;Fox News&#039;&#039; anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Olympe de Gouges:&#039;&#039;&#039; Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Charles-Henri Sanson:&#039;&#039;&#039; High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Napoleon Bonaparte:&#039;&#039;&#039; Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.&lt;br /&gt;
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining a radical political party.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trolling those who lost family members during &#039;&#039;The Terror&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask women if they give head&lt;br /&gt;
*Chopping off heads.&lt;br /&gt;
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Watching public executions.&lt;br /&gt;
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.&lt;br /&gt;
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.&lt;br /&gt;
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.&lt;br /&gt;
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Civil war]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more &amp;quot;hands-on&amp;quot; approach to decapitation&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|[[Brexit|The UK is leaving the EU!]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;But [[Scotland]] is leaving the UK and joining the EU!&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; lol keep dreaming SNPfags!}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoilers|Queen Elizabeth II is dead, ding dong the wicked bitch is dead}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Britfag.jpg|thumb|230px|Typical Briton]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Morris dancers.gif|thumb|300px|In parts of Britain, traffic signals are worshipped]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hitler%27s_women%27s_hockey_team.jpg|310px|thumb|You&#039;re doing it wrong.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Country formerly known as the United Kingdom&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known by its full name, [[TL;DR|The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], and better known as the Divided Kingdom of Fail Crapton and Northern Terroristville, the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan and the United Kuntdom (UK), is a small turd floating in the seas off the coast of Europe. The natives are universally loathed for their rotten teeth and terrible women, even by other Europeans. National pastimes include wearing women&#039;s clothing, eating terrible food, bitching about the [[France|French]], going to Thailand or Eastern Europe to pump and dump cheap whores and venting suppressed military penis-envy towards the [[America|United States]], [[Russia]] and [[Chinks|China]].&lt;br /&gt;
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National dress consists of bowler hats and smoking jackets which are worn even while bathing and swimming.  Despite their history of epic military fails and lack of personal hygiene, they still believe that [[USI|they are the greatest people on the fucking planet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Political opinion and culture in the UK, regardless of whether they are on the [[Communist|left-wing]] or [[Nazi|right-wing]], is best known for it&#039;s love of banning everything and anything and generally thinking that they can regulate and prohibit their way to utopia. This thinking has now reached a point where if you find yourself in the UK and you are wondering about the legality of an action, it&#039;s best just to assume that it&#039;s illegal. There is nothing that you can do legally in the UK that you can&#039;t do anywhere else, this combined with the fact that the country has no written constitution or constitutionally enshrined Bill of Rights, makes the UK one of the best examples of &amp;quot;soft core fascism&amp;quot; in the western world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Areas==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wicker man circle dance.gif|thumb|right|200px|Stonehenge, Wiltshire]]&lt;br /&gt;
The United Kingdom is divided into a number of smaller country-ettes, each of which is in its own little world. The imaginary distinctions between each pseudo-nation are painfully important to their denizens, mostly because it gives them something to preen about.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[England]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Londonistan]] &#039;&#039;the capital [[Shitty|city]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scotland]] &#039;&#039;also known as Northern England&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whales]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Northern Ireland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Cornywall&lt;br /&gt;
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==British Culture==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:How British people talk.png|thumb|How British people talk.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cuisine===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Crumpet news.jpg|right|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
British food (with a [[Bacon and eggs|few exceptions]]) is notoriously bad.  A majority of the food in the UK is tasteless, yet still [[fat|full of calories]]. This is generally because the majority of British folks (like the rest of Europe) would rather spend their time getting [[alcohol|shitfaced]] drunk every day than to be bothered to prepare meals. Besides, most British women can not cook anything other than crumpets or bacon and eggs, simply because food they try to make instantly violates 46 of the [[Over 9000|9001]] health codes in the UK.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s unknown however whether the food they eat is a cause or effect of their notoriously bad teeth. [[Some argue]] a dreadful diet leads to tooth decay, while others claim that British dishes were invented solely to be eaten by people who obviously [[oral sex|don&#039;t give a shit about what effect it may have on their mouths]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Effect on Teeth====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bad-teeth.jpg|thumb|200px|Genuine British Teeth]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:British smiles.png|200px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ugly People 17.jpg|thumb|200px|right|authentic anglo beauty]]&lt;br /&gt;
The most efficient way to identify a Brit living in America or anywhere else in the world is to check his or her teeth. This form of identification only works outside the state of Kentucky. The absolute god-awfulness of their teeth is one of the few faults that the British will &#039;&#039;&#039;{{ZJYZ0|actually admit to}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. However, as with all things British, they manage to turn this into yet another thing to preen about. Brits do this by endlessly bitching that Americans care too much about teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
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The lack of dental hygiene of the [[chav|typical]] UK citizen should not be dismissed as nit-picking just because, when compared to the rest of [[India|the world]], they don&#039;t seem so bad. Britain, after all, as a First World country and a major player on [[USA|the world stage]] should command [[shit nobody cares about|a modicum of respect]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, it should be noted that, unlike in America, dental care is free to people aged under 18; therefore, they have no real excuse. Oldfags must pay £16.50 for an examination and over £9,000 for actual treatment. The money raised by the dentists is invested in the [[irony|candy industry]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===As Tourists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:What defines a british person.jpg|thumb|Google is still accurate]]&lt;br /&gt;
When some [[troll|moron]] decided to build the &amp;quot;Chunnel&amp;quot; (a tunnel under the Channel that linked the UK with France) in 1994, all hell broke loose as the &amp;quot;Chunnel&amp;quot;&#039;s sole purpose has proven to be allowing Britain&#039;s [[moron|hordes]] of perpetually drunk, violent [[caveman|soccer hooligans]] out of their cages to swarm onto the continent and wreak havoc. Granted, seeing as how this inconvenienced only the French, nobody else really gave a shit.&lt;br /&gt;
Much as they deny it, Brits are all mutts full of French, German, Italian and Norse blood, which, considering the [[batshit crazy|volatility]] of those races, probably explains why Brits are so all [[asshat|unpleasant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Climate ===&lt;br /&gt;
Rain. But not for much longer. Thanks to [[global warming]], when the gulf stream shuts down England will be treated to a climate more appropriate to its latitude, which is the same as that of [[Moscow]]. However since global warming is taking a fucking long time to get into gear, it still rains over 93% of the time. The chance of rain is statistically proven to be higher if the BBC says it will be sunny.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== British Lifestyle ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:4984765+ 30775c038fda0f1bb2b552f88c2b1c8f.jpg|thumb|200px|GTA Britain would look something like this]]&lt;br /&gt;
Your typical British wankball will rise nice and early to pour a a gallon of tea down their ugly throats, and stuff some greasy breakfast into their mouth-holes, skipping brushing their teeth and a shower afterward, before eventually sitting down to glare at the rickety old movin&#039; picture light box for a few hours before work. Typical morning programming will be the day&#039;s weather report of rain with a chance of terrorism, then to hear the countries national withered old couple Richard &amp;amp; Judy quickly whisk over some horrific international disaster, before moving onto something more light and entertaining, like an old lady in Dorchester who&#039;s renting out her vagina as a bed &amp;amp; breakfast or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Richard &amp;amp; Judy morning [[boring|borefest]] dubbed over for [[I did it for the lulz|teh lulz]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Your usual British citizen will then proceed to get up of his fat arse and walk out into the cold dreary rain, battling the weather and sand niggers shouting about how they will kill everyone, to walk into a dull and depressive office building or factory. These gormless bum-pickers will then stare into space for a while, watching the British empire&#039;s already crumbled husk sink further into the ground right before their witless eyes. When their break comes, they will gather round to speak ill about other countries, including the British ones. The English will bitch about Scotland and Wales, the Scottish will spout some shit about how they&#039;ll become independent, the Welsh will struggle to blink and talk at the same time, and the North Irish will run quickly from the daily pipe bomb that was just thrown through the window. The women of the country will stay at home being ugly. Other activities include squawking to their equally unattractive next door neighbor, both looking like melting wax sculptures of Cilla Black as they gossip about how the man across the road is probably a paedophile, or smacking their tiny chav spawn who run around in the streets flashing their bums and flinging rocks at passers by.&lt;br /&gt;
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Britons will spend their free time drinking themselves to an early grave. Once work is over, thousands of them from lower to upper class all flock like an avalanche of hobos to their nearest drinking hole. Activities in these places will usually involve chatter about the last football game and loud insipid conversations about bloody immigrants before they all glass each other into unconsciousness. The upper class isn’t any different, perusing piss stained nightclubs and bars, pouring ridiculously expensive booze into their mouths and shoving even more expensive weak coke up their nostrils. In the middle of drinking they will make their way to the Lou that consists of a trough, a sink, a toilet that hasn&#039;t been cleaned in months, and three urinals at which men will hock loogies (gob as they say) and spit it on the floor or the wall in front of them. They&#039;ll return to their festivities, after not washing their hands of course. All this in an effort to make the make-up caked British sluts that totter around the streets just vaguely fuckable. Then everyone wakes up with a hangover to another dreary morning and the cycle starts again. God save the queen.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:British Police.jpg|thumb|200px|The British police (Yes, they are this [[gay]])]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bannedinbritain.jpg|thumb|200px|BANNED IN BRITAIN]]&lt;br /&gt;
Crime is the UK&#039;s second national sport (the first being [[Football]]), and this second sport is becoming ever more popular as, at the urging of legions of elderly, white haired, [[Tory|Tory-voting]] [[old people|old women]] who hate everything and anything that might resemble [[fun]], [[Government|Big Brother]] is banning everything. (Yes, they are this [[stupid]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;People and things [[b&amp;amp;|banned]] and forbidden in Britain include:&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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#[[Guns]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Knives (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Marijuana|House plants]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Loli]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Shota]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5291467/Profile-Michael-Savage-the-US-shock-jock-banned-from-Britain.html Michael Savage]&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/under-starter-s-orders-the-latest-weapon-to-be-outlawed-1947204.html Starting races] &lt;br /&gt;
#Street parties&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|4pjbU|Manhunt 2}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Cutlery (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Mike Tyson]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|66NqN|Fred Phelps}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|3YjqR|Guro fap fantasies about Girls Aloud}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Saying horrid things about [[Princess Diana]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[The Human Centipede|The Human Centipede 2]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7885918.stm Geert Wilders]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Halloween]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Football Hooligans (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8484116.stm Shopping in your pajamas]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Snoop Dogg]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/08/chris.brown.uk.ban/index.html?hpt=T3 Chris Brown]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Trolling|Cyber-bullying]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Hate Speech]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Lauren Southern]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Martha Stewart]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/giant-plasma-tvs-face-ban-in-battle-to-green-britain-1299665.html Plasma screen TVs] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Archive|rwjOP|Photoshop}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Chris Morris]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Pe4rn|Fire extinguishers}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|2VEqa|Goldfish}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Testicles|Conkers]]&lt;br /&gt;
#(Possibly) [[Donald Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Nuclear weapons&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|P6Zdu|Puppies}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Christmas]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Celebrating the Fourth of July (Yes, they are this [[jealous|jealous of America]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fags|Law abiding citizens]] are left to be [[ass rape|escorted]] while going to the market. This brings great [[lulz]] to [[Amerifags]] as they are all armed to the teeth, and help each other out more often than those dirty [[nigger]]s kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The People==&lt;br /&gt;
[[IMage:A_british_gathering.jpg|thumb|What happens when British people get together]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Queen nude stamp.jpg|thumb|Elizabeth II, by Grace of [[God]], of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her [[Antigua and Barbuda|other]] [[Australia|Realms]] [[Canada|and]] [[New Zealand|Territories]] [[Queening|Queen]], Head of the [[Commonwealth]], Defender of the Faith]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Woking 925.jpg|thumb|Public transport in Surrey]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Weird british guy.jpg|thumb|The average British citizen; smoking a pipe and being faggy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;UKunts&#039;&#039; are the inhabitants of the UK and are basically [[Europeans]] minus the class and culture. Besides &#039;&#039;UKunts&#039;&#039;, other terms of endearment to describe the British are &#039;&#039;&#039;Brits&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Limeys&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you&#039;re from America or Canada), &#039;&#039;&#039;Pommies&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Pommy Bastards&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you are from Australia or New Zealand), &#039;&#039;&#039;Island Apes/Monkeys&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you are from Germany) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Goras&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you&#039;re from South Asia). Other words to call the British are &#039;&#039;&#039;Micks&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Paddies&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Scots&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Neanderthals&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like USA being infested with [[niggers]], Britain is also being infested with [[sand niggers]]. The first and most notable trait of the is their sense of elitism and entitlement - a leftover from an era when Britain ruled most of the world. Sadly, most of the British people, having lost their power, have not yet lost the feeling that they are better than everyone else. They also get wet dreams from [[Goatse|this]]. Most Britfags had their [[vagina|penis]] chopped off by their mother for getting their sister pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the fact that Britfags think of the opposite they are actually much inferior in any way possible than other [[Europe|Zooropeans]] due to continuous race-mixing with subhumans and other genetic factors and culture.&lt;br /&gt;
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Indeed, so far down the primrose path to genetic perdition is Britain that when neo-Nazis protest in town centers, they are harassed by [[Underage B&amp;amp;|15-year-old girls]] pushing a buggy full of niglets from having been knocked up by a pedaristic spade (an offence of statutory rape). Bystanders are so hypnotised by the ZOG machine that they stand and applaud while the neo-Nazi is [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581295/My-daughter-s-mixed-race-booted-Moment-brave-mother-daughter-stood-neo-Nazi-protestors-advocating-free-white-Britain.html struck speechless with horror and flees, fearing for his own sanity.]&lt;br /&gt;
=== A Short List of European nations inferior to Britain ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Germans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[French]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Italians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Austria|Austrians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Swedish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norwegian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark|Legoland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Finnish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dutch]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iceland|Icelanders]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Belgium|Belgians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Greeks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Polish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Irish]] (different from [[Northern Ireland]] for all of you dumbfuck [[Amerifags|yanks]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Estonia|Estonian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lithuania|Lithuanian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lesbian land|Lesbinian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Latvia|Latvian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hungarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sealand|Sealandic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Switzerland|Swiss]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serbian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Spanish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Slovakian&lt;br /&gt;
*Slovenian&lt;br /&gt;
*Luxembourgers&lt;br /&gt;
*Liechtensteiners&lt;br /&gt;
*Czechs&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obesity==&lt;br /&gt;
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UKunts are also famous for being extremely [[fat]].  The UK ranks at number ten on the worlds fattest country countdown, likely due to lack of exercise and high levels of crumpet eating.  This is ironic, seeing as how the typical UK stereotype is that [[Americans]] are fat (not that many of them aren&#039;t, around 66% of Americans are obese).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ego==&lt;br /&gt;
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The UK holds, without a doubt, the most annoying people on the planet.  Everyone, from the 3-year-old to the ancient grandma talks in the worst accent known to man.  Combining their terrible accent with how frequently they talk, they get the award.  Most British, Irish, and Scottish accents sounds a high-pitched queef from a vagina that has been filled with cement combined with a retarded walrus with herpes in its mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[unwarranted self-importance| They have a syndrome, reinforced through education, parents and their fellow scumbag peers of being the best in the world because of a now long gone empire.]] They have not quite grasped the fact that all empires rise and fall, this false sense of importance constantly contributing to their image of being the [[lolcow|laughing stock]] of the rest of Europe.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Primitivity has to be considered. The UK is a slowly decaying country losing every possible form of human value. Their youth crime is one of the highest in Europe, and a charming night out will undoubtedly end up with a slap to the face and your phone stolen. Flocks of drunken [[slut|slags]] drift through the cold nights, clutching their high heels with one hand and straddling a cigarette with the other as they babble incoherently at passers-by.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hypocrisy is an everyday part of life within British people. In the UK people have been brought up being told to not express their feelings and to be reserved. This hypocrisy often leads them to make jokes towards other individuals about what they really think of them; such hypocritical jokes being justified by the word &#039;banter&#039;. British people find it very difficult to ever say to someone&#039;s face what they think of them, with their tiny little minds finding it difficult to comprehend actual empathy, they resort to this &amp;quot;banter&amp;quot; instead. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote| Haha yeah man, why are you, like, so fuckin&#039; UGLY mate, haha yeah. Prat.| Decent banter}}&lt;br /&gt;
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British are [[Jew|greedy]] [[brothel|shopkeepers]] who want Arabs to spend [[Jewgold]] buying their crap. But at the same time, they are too racist to tolerate Arabs walking/driving on their streets. Srsly they are grumpy about it and made this grumpumentary. They prefer the rich Arabs send in the [[Jewgold]] via mail order, rather than showing up in person. They believe they are being [[irony|colonized]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;JA_NoL9cTvk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|border=blue|background=red|margin=auto}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Srsly tho, the vid above does show that Brits can be some of the greatest IRL [[trolling|trolls]] and provide lots of lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chavs==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Chav}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Taking dump in police helmet.jpg|200px|thumb| law abiding Briton (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chavs are basically the [[Wigger|white version of niggers]], living off the state and smoking enough pot to turn your skin fluorescent. Instead of getting their pasty white asses a job or paying for their own home they would rather bitch about how hard their life is, try to rap, and spawn more children than [[Your Mom]], who will then live the exact same life as their parents with enthusiasm that makes Jesus cry. Such individuals are nonexistent in the rest of Europe, and these subhumans result in the English having a &amp;quot;hate syndrome&amp;quot; with one another, and no moral or dignified background.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Smokinglol.jpg|thumb|As seen in the above image, British women are the epitome of class.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things The British Hate==&lt;br /&gt;
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#Practicing dental hygiene.&lt;br /&gt;
#Traffic&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[French]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Taking away the gallons of tea they drink everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[USA]].&lt;br /&gt;
#David Cameron.&lt;br /&gt;
#Eating good food.&lt;br /&gt;
#Sean Penn.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Germans]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tipping.&lt;br /&gt;
#Piers Morgan.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Cops]].&lt;br /&gt;
#The 4th of July.&lt;br /&gt;
#Saying something negative about the Royals.&lt;br /&gt;
#Children.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rednecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tony Blair.&lt;br /&gt;
#Self-defense.&lt;br /&gt;
#Brussels.&lt;br /&gt;
#American football.&lt;br /&gt;
#The Scottish (which &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; part of the UK).&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Islam|Abu Hamza]].&lt;br /&gt;
#The Irish.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Old people]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Halloween.&lt;br /&gt;
#The EU.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Perez Hilton|Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Guns.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[China|Chinese]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[W|George Dubbya]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Toothbrushes.&lt;br /&gt;
#Toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Scottish]]&lt;br /&gt;
#The Welsh&lt;br /&gt;
#Mouthwash. &lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Australians|Aussies]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Gordon Brown.&lt;br /&gt;
#Keeping sober.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Canadians]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Warm and sunny tropical weather.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Shit|Hershey&#039;s Chocolate]].&lt;br /&gt;
#India.&lt;br /&gt;
#Themselves&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Spanish]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[You]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Britfags==&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{ytlink|S9-MmMvnwu8|SuprFgt}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CheekyBen]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary Glitter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gordon Brown]] - Ex-Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
*Deputy PM [[Nick Clegg]] &amp;amp; PM [[David Cameron]] — the first [[gay]] couple to be in office together&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Princess Diana]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Susan Boyle]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Blair]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack the Ripper]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Margaret Thatcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heather Howland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[UKIP|Nicholas Farage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Royal Family]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Beatles]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liverpool|Wayne Rooney]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Bean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gordon Ramsay]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monty Python]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary Coleman|Sir Garrick Coleman of Stroke]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soccer|David Beckham]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[House|Hugh Laurie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage|Russell Crowe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Irwin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kangaroo Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Morrissey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jimmy Savile]] - If you are a Brit, there is a 2 in 10 chance that he has molested you&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Balls]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Ryan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Derrick Bird]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wicker man ritual.gif|thumb|Harvest festival in Derbyshire]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Union-jack.gif|thumb|220px|The Union flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:English nazis2.png|thumb|220px|The Union flag according to /[[k/]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Early History===&lt;br /&gt;
Since [[before the Internets|earliest recorded history]], the evil [[ginger]] [[ebaumsworld|Barbarian tribes]] inhabiting the Kingdoms of [[Scotland]], [[Ireland]], and the Principality of [[Wales]] have been creating [[drama|havoc]] as a way to [[gangbang|gang up]] against one another. &lt;br /&gt;
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Following the [[hangover|&amp;quot;Scottish Enlightenment&amp;quot;]] and [[slavery|Industrial Revolution]], Scotland became the world&#039;s dominant industrial and [[Pain|maritime]] power, playing a leading role in developing parliamentary [[demockery]] and in advancing [[Garfield|literature]] and [[TV|science]]. As hard as this is to believe if you&#039;ve ever met a [[anus|shit]] eating &#039;&#039;&#039;Ned&#039;&#039;&#039; (as they prefer to be called), it may be explained when you consider that, like the Jew, the Scots are all [[Jew|skinflints]] when it comes to money.&lt;br /&gt;
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Until recently, the Channel had kept all enemy [[i|invasion]]s at bay despite frequent &#039;pop-ins&#039; from such diverse [[anon|party crashers]] as the:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Roman Empire|Romans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vikings]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France|French]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Germany|Germans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark|Danes]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norway|Norwegians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Paki]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, most found the [[puke|British food]]--and obligatory [[piss|lukewarm beer]]--and weather to be so atrocious and [[snob|the people]] so thoroughly obnoxious that they would [[GTFO]] asap, leaving behind their cultural trappings, which the Brits then fashioned into a culture of their own.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Epic Fail|The British Empire]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Royals.png|thumb|300px|Which one of these crusty perverts is getting a blowjob from [[Madeleine McCann]] right now? SMS the number to 09011 32 22 to WIN! (*UK Residents only. Some conditions apply).]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;The sun never sets on the British Empire.&amp;quot;|On 27 December 2008, the sun set on the British Empire at precisely 15:58.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;...because [[God]] doesn&#039;t trust us in the dark.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After losing to some [[epic fail|closeted Frenchmen in the Battle of 1066]] and getting their asses taken over by the [[fags|perfumed fops]] of a foreign royal court, the British decided that it would be more fun if &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;they&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; were the ones doling out the [[faggotry]], instead of receiving it. Thus did the British [[attention whore|will to empire]]. There is no doubt this was the greatest [[period]] in British history and a victory for [[white people]] which would not end until the abolition of slavery.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wing Commander Roger Morewood.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This sort of man is why Britain was funnier than America.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:British imperial officer uses bengali woman as transport.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|For King, country, and the lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
At its peak, the [[old meme|British Empire]] covered over [[pwnt|one-fourth of the earth&#039;s surface]] and nearly one third of its population. Under [[The Royal Family|Queen Victoria]], the [[Army|British Army]] and [[drunk|Navy]] went forth to go where no man had gone before and kindly teach the filthy, godless natives--from the black person of Africa to the [[Jenkem|ripe smelling]] [[Indians|box-wallahs]] of India to [[rickroll|rickshaw]] pulling [[chinks]] of China--the wonders of [[whitey|civilization]] and the [[NO U|word of God]] using some good opium (and a lot of guns failing that). While they were at it, they trolled the fuck out of each nation they favored by making them convert to the British way. This included insisting that everyone drive on the wrong side of the road, speak [[Queening|the Queen&#039;s]] English and wear [[gay|suitable]] attire. They also installed bureaucracies in every government and private institutions that would provide enough [[bureaucratic fuck|red tape]] to ensure that the natives would never get restless, since they&#039;d be preoccupied trying to throttle Gupta for having them fill out a form in triplicate to get a fucking train ticket. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:queenofengland2.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Winston Churchill]] showing his contempt for the British people.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Because the [[British]] have a long history of [[pwn|conquering]] [[n00b|helpless brown people]] in Third World shitholes, they have developed [[unwarranted self-importance|delusions of grandeur]] and believe that their empire was greater than it really was. It is a known [[fact]] that Britain&#039;s performance drops slightly when their opponents are other [[White]] people, apart from numerous British victories, which are nothing short of ownage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of Britain&#039;s activities in sending degenerate [[DO NOT WANT|Irishmen]] to their colonies to fuck like beasts and [[New York|outnumber the local population]], resentment has been simmering against Britain around the world for some time. In particular, people in Africa seem upset about some [[shit nobody cares about|stupid shit that nobody really understands]] and some unpronounceable African dumbfuck word called apartheid, including the grandfather of the [[Barack Hussein Obama|President of the United States]]. [[Some argue]] that Obama, in classic black person tradition, will send his homies to pop a cap in the UK&#039;s collective ass as retribution for what it did to the father of the father that abandoned him as a baby, but this is mostly speculation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Decline===&lt;br /&gt;
Of course all [[win]] eventually turns into [[fail]] and the British Empire swiftly went downhill. The United Kingdom is no longer [[1337|considered an international superpower]] and the United Kingdom now spends its time split between trying to get [[chav]]s neutered and sending its youth to [[rape]] and pillage the [[Middle East]] at the request of its [[Fag|American]] cohorts because they [[Vietnam|fuck up without them around]]. Britons particularly despise the [[Israel|Israelis]] for their part in introducing their former King to Jew. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically the UK is now trying to keep another [[EU|evil empire]] from taking over and ruining its ass. It&#039;s clear that the [[Nazi|Germans]], [[French]] and [[Dutch]] are just seriously jealous of the ex-prestige of this country.&lt;br /&gt;
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==British Time==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Britfag Thread 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|left|Britfag culture.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oi It&#039;s 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|A factual account of how the British tell the time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Superior English Time.png|thumb|A rough guide to British time for any Americans.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Foreigners visiting Britain for the first time may notice that British people never seem to be wearing watches. Similarly, clocks are absent. This can prove disconcerting, until one realizes that clocks are, in fact, extinct in Britain and have been since the days of [[Bitch|Queen Victoria]], when they where hunted to extinction by [[steampunk|steampunks]] who plundered their innards to decorate their ugly clothes and fashion accessories with.&lt;br /&gt;
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The only survivor of this nationwide [[holocaust|chronocaust]] is the huge clockface of the belltower of the Houses of Parliament in [[Londonistan]], affectionately known as Big Ben. It is thought that Big Ben was spared, not only due to it being too high for most to reach, but also because the immense size of its component parts made them unsuitable and impractical to attach to clothing, even for the most [[swag|ostentatious]] of [[steampunk|steampunks]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Big Ben fills a vital function in British life as it is their only way of knowing exactly what time it is. On the hour, whenever Big Ben chimes, an awed hush descends on the nation as every single Britfag stops whatever they are doing and listens intently, counting off the chimes on their fingers, before cheerfully and loudly announcing, for example, &amp;quot;[[U WOT M8|OI, IT&#039;S 7 BONG!]]&amp;quot; for the benefit of those who might not be aware of what time it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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Big Ben is to be destroyed by [[terrorists]] in the year 2020, as fortold in [[Alan Moore]]&#039;s &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;graphic novel&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; movie, &#039;&#039;[[V for Vendetta]]&#039;&#039;, plunging the nation into [[anarchy]] and confusion as to what time EastEnders is on tonight.  In a desperate attempt to head off the fated catastrophe, [[David Cameron]] has devised a last-ditch plan to filter all [[internet|internet pr0n]] through BAE Detica blackboxes.  Every fictional character portrayed in Britain will be interviewed to determine whether the sex she was having was consensual or not.  Since when you think of it, sex is an adjunct to marriage, and marriage is a patriarchal institution, and therefore women are actually being coerced by a brutal economic system, any careful viewer should understand it is not.  When every last man in Britain is put behind bars for three years, they cannot appear in Guy Fawkes masks and overthrow the government.  &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Hmmm, unless the protesters in the movie were actually women?  I never thot of that...&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to Troll a British person==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chav.jpg|thumb|Say something nice about [[Tony Blair]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although technically part of [[Europe]] (and a member of the [[EU]]) [[Some argue|some]] British people [[elitist|do not consider]] [[fucktards|themselves]] [[Eurofag]]s and will likely [[caveman|shove a broken bottle]] in your face if [[Americans|you]] point this fact out to them.&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them the niggers of Europe. You wouldn&#039;t be wrong in doing so because thats exactly who the British act like on holiday. They somehow can&#039;t keep their genitals in their pants or off their male friends proof: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|WCVI3}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask them why they hate immigrants so much. Tell them that the immigrants coming in can only better the already extremely inbred British genepool and in the end possibly produce good looking British people for once.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say something bad about [[Princess Diana]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that Winston Churchill was legally American because his mom was born in Brooklyn, New York.&lt;br /&gt;
*Make jokes and stereotypes about the British which have not been used since the 19th century (see the [[English]] article for tips).&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bonus points if you constantly shout &amp;quot;BLIMEY!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;I SAY!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;OH I DO BELIEVE I FANCY SOME SCONES!&amp;quot;. This will cause the Brit to shit rage bricks. Watch out for his scalding hot tea.&lt;br /&gt;
*Make jokes about the Royal Family.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mention anything positive about the French.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Praise the Irish. Long live the IRA!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them how you&#039;re [[American]] and how much more awesome [[Amerikkka]] is than Britain. You&#039;ll likely receive replies such as:&lt;br /&gt;
:*BOLLOCKS, I &#039;ATE THE BLOODY YANKS!&lt;br /&gt;
:*BLIMEY! WE &#039;AVE A YANK IN [[THE GAME]]!&lt;br /&gt;
:*GTFO YOU BLOODY YANK!&lt;br /&gt;
:*FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCKING TWAT!&lt;br /&gt;
*Just know it will always have &amp;quot;yank&amp;quot; in it. Damn [[soviet|red]] coats&lt;br /&gt;
*Brits have got the monarchy, the US has the money, but I know that you wanna be [[DO NOT WANT|Canadian!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*English people hate foreigners, foreign languages and Americans, so trolling couldn&#039;t be easier! You don&#039;t even need to be able to speak a language, provided you speak fast enough in whatever [[Moonspeak|gobbly-garbage]] you&#039;re speaking, just play your role well enough and all the English people will do is just yell louder (because speaking slower and louder makes every language better).&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bonus points are awarded if you play a foreign hooker in Thailand or Amsterdam, so that your mark yells &#039;HOW MUCH FOR SEX?&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*If the word yank is used, respond along the lines of &amp;quot;Oh my, I haven&#039;t had anyone toss me off in awhile. Would you like to exchange [[twitter]] info and meet up IRL?&amp;quot; Most Britfags are homophobic and turning their gay little insult, into what it really is, will cause their puny minds to implode and the rage to flow.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Truth|Point out the fact that they have no civil rights written down in any form of a constitution, and thus, have had their right to bear arms raped in an emergency act of parliament, just because someone shot a couple kids in a high school.]] Note that these members of parliament where probably elected to represent in ghettos they have never been to, due to the way British government is designed to rape immigrants. Also try and avoid the fact that their rights are actually present, just in a whole clusterfuck of documents as opposed to [[Constitution|one]], and that they are [[Irony|better protected by law]] from oppression by the [[W|political]] [[Obama|elite]]. Of course, they won&#039;t care to know about this. Why would they when they can watch X Factor?&lt;br /&gt;
*Run around and start screaming, [[Bullshit|&amp;quot;AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE BEST SPORT ON EARTH!&amp;quot;]] You will most likely be mugged and stabbed to death, especially by hooligan firms (which are mainly chavs).&lt;br /&gt;
*Let them know that even though the sun never sets on the British Empire, the lights in their cars don&#039;t work, thanks to Lucas Electric.&lt;br /&gt;
*Point out that two-thirds of the world&#039;s English-speakers are American, English-language culture is now dominated by Americans, and that the English identity barely exists anymore, having been mostly usurped and improved by Americans.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them how much the movie [[Mel Gibson|The Patriot]] is the greatest and most accurate war film evar. &lt;br /&gt;
*Explain to them that the Americans &amp;quot;save&amp;quot; them in every war and that they beg for our help. &lt;br /&gt;
*Bring up Gibraltar[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/gibraltar/10236507/The-Spanish-must-take-their-hands-off-Gibraltars-throat.html][https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/19/gibraltar-dispute-navy-warship-westminster]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Why The British Suck ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:British Soldiers.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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#They don&#039;t practice proper dental hygiene.&lt;br /&gt;
#They smell funny.&lt;br /&gt;
#It rains too much in the UK.&lt;br /&gt;
#They always whine about [[France]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They still have an outdated, insignificant monarchy that doesn&#039;t give a shit about how their country is run as they suck their taxes dry.&lt;br /&gt;
#They drink too much.&lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re the leftover, butthurt descendants of people who saw the fall of their long gone, once-glorious and power empire. &lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re the fattest people in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
#They let a bunch of niggers, sandniggers and [[China|chinks]] flood their country.&lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re ugly and look inbred.&lt;br /&gt;
#They coax and pamper their killers, drug dealers and rapists while sending them off to holiday camps for 2-5 years or so.&lt;br /&gt;
#They bitch constantly about how violently gun-loving [[America]] is even though they have the highest murder rate in Europe with repeated daily stabbings, muggings and gang-rapes. &lt;br /&gt;
#They have Piers Morgan.&lt;br /&gt;
#They talk in all sorts of annoying accents that rapes the ears.&lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re still butthurt because they lost the American Revolutionary War.&lt;br /&gt;
#They created [[Harry Potter]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Most of them are [[Snob|stuck-up]] [[cunts]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They violently fight and kill each other over football. &lt;br /&gt;
#They complain about [[Americunts]] being arrogant and thinking that they&#039;re the best people in the world, even though they act they same way themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
#Their politicians are spineless pussies.&lt;br /&gt;
#Their police are also spineless pussies.&lt;br /&gt;
#Most of them have inflated, fragile egos.&lt;br /&gt;
#They produced [[Simon Cowell]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They have disgusting food which is considered the worst in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
#They produced [[Gordon Ramsay]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They produced [[One Direction]]&lt;br /&gt;
#They spend endless days confined in their bedrooms posting bullshit, trolling comments on their shitty, British-run tabloid websites like the Guardian and the [[Daily Mail]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They made Amy Winehouse.&lt;br /&gt;
#They made The Beatles &lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re political correctness&#039;s capital of the world&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Britland is convoluted as shit ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Commons:File:British_Isles_Euler_diagram_15.svg|Euler diagram]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It is no wonder that people don&#039;t know where this stuff is located (and funny that Brits get pissy about it).&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Omgbritish.gif|thumb|[[Typical]] Briton&#039;s reaction to this page.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abbey Road]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Britchan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[British Scum]] - A comprehensive guide to the &#039;people&#039; of this [[gay|green]] and [[shitty|pleasant]] land.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Britain&#039;s Got No Fucking Talent]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brexit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Buck Bumble]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chav]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheeky Nando&#039;s]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuckle Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daily Mail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keep Calm and Carry On]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mornington Crescent]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poppy Fascism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pussy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shanespannercock]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[U WOT M8]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>United Kingdom</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|[[Brexit|The UK is leaving the EU!]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;But [[Scotland]] is leaving the UK and joining the EU!&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; lol keep dreaming SNPfags!}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoilers|Queen Elizabeth II is dead, ding dong the wicked bitch is dead}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Britfag.jpg|thumb|230px|Typical Briton]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Morris dancers.gif|thumb|300px|In parts of Britain, traffic signals are worshipped]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hitler%27s_women%27s_hockey_team.jpg|310px|thumb|You&#039;re doing it wrong.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Country formerly known as the United Kingdom&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known by its full name, [[TL;DR|The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], and better known as the Divided Kingdom of Fail Crapton and Northern Terroristville, the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan and the United Kuntdom (UK), is a small turd floating in the seas off the coast of Europe. The natives are universally loathed for their rotten teeth and terrible women, even by other Europeans. National pastimes include wearing women&#039;s clothing, eating terrible food, bitching about the [[France|French]] and venting suppressed military penis-envy towards the [[America|United States]], [[Russia]] and [[Chinks|China]].&lt;br /&gt;
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National dress consists of bowler hats and smoking jackets which are worn even while bathing and swimming.  Despite their history of epic military fails and lack of personal hygiene, they still believe that [[USI|they are the greatest people on the fucking planet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Political opinion and culture in the UK, regardless of whether they are on the [[Communist|left-wing]] or [[Nazi|right-wing]], is best known for it&#039;s love of banning everything and anything and generally thinking that they can regulate and prohibit their way to utopia. This thinking has now reached a point where if you find yourself in the UK and you are wondering about the legality of an action, it&#039;s best just to assume that it&#039;s illegal. There is nothing that you can do legally in the UK that you can&#039;t do anywhere else, this combined with the fact that the country has no written constitution or constitutionally enshrined Bill of Rights, makes the UK one of the best examples of &amp;quot;soft core fascism&amp;quot; in the western world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Areas==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wicker man circle dance.gif|thumb|right|200px|Stonehenge, Wiltshire]]&lt;br /&gt;
The United Kingdom is divided into a number of smaller country-ettes, each of which is in its own little world. The imaginary distinctions between each pseudo-nation are painfully important to their denizens, mostly because it gives them something to preen about.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[England]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Londonistan]] &#039;&#039;the capital [[Shitty|city]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scotland]] &#039;&#039;also known as Northern England&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whales]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Northern Ireland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Cornywall&lt;br /&gt;
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==British Culture==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:How British people talk.png|thumb|How British people talk.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Cuisine===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Crumpet news.jpg|right|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
British food (with a [[Bacon and eggs|few exceptions]]) is notoriously bad.  A majority of the food in the UK is tasteless, yet still [[fat|full of calories]]. This is generally because the majority of British folks (like the rest of Europe) would rather spend their time getting [[alcohol|shitfaced]] drunk every day than to be bothered to prepare meals. Besides, most British women can not cook anything other than crumpets or bacon and eggs, simply because food they try to make instantly violates 46 of the [[Over 9000|9001]] health codes in the UK.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s unknown however whether the food they eat is a cause or effect of their notoriously bad teeth. [[Some argue]] a dreadful diet leads to tooth decay, while others claim that British dishes were invented solely to be eaten by people who obviously [[oral sex|don&#039;t give a shit about what effect it may have on their mouths]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====The Effect on Teeth====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bad-teeth.jpg|thumb|200px|Genuine British Teeth]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:British smiles.png|200px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ugly People 17.jpg|thumb|200px|right|authentic anglo beauty]]&lt;br /&gt;
The most efficient way to identify a Brit living in America or anywhere else in the world is to check his or her teeth. This form of identification only works outside the state of Kentucky. The absolute god-awfulness of their teeth is one of the few faults that the British will &#039;&#039;&#039;{{ZJYZ0|actually admit to}}&#039;&#039;&#039;. However, as with all things British, they manage to turn this into yet another thing to preen about. Brits do this by endlessly bitching that Americans care too much about teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
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The lack of dental hygiene of the [[chav|typical]] UK citizen should not be dismissed as nit-picking just because, when compared to the rest of [[India|the world]], they don&#039;t seem so bad. Britain, after all, as a First World country and a major player on [[USA|the world stage]] should command [[shit nobody cares about|a modicum of respect]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, it should be noted that, unlike in America, dental care is free to people aged under 18; therefore, they have no real excuse. Oldfags must pay £16.50 for an examination and over £9,000 for actual treatment. The money raised by the dentists is invested in the [[irony|candy industry]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===As Tourists===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:What defines a british person.jpg|thumb|Google is still accurate]]&lt;br /&gt;
When some [[troll|moron]] decided to build the &amp;quot;Chunnel&amp;quot; (a tunnel under the Channel that linked the UK with France) in 1994, all hell broke loose as the &amp;quot;Chunnel&amp;quot;&#039;s sole purpose has proven to be allowing Britain&#039;s [[moron|hordes]] of perpetually drunk, violent [[caveman|soccer hooligans]] out of their cages to swarm onto the continent and wreak havoc. Granted, seeing as how this inconvenienced only the French, nobody else really gave a shit.&lt;br /&gt;
Much as they deny it, Brits are all mutts full of French, German, Italian and Norse blood, which, considering the [[batshit crazy|volatility]] of those races, probably explains why Brits are so all [[asshat|unpleasant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Climate ===&lt;br /&gt;
Rain. But not for much longer. Thanks to [[global warming]], when the gulf stream shuts down England will be treated to a climate more appropriate to its latitude, which is the same as that of [[Moscow]]. However since global warming is taking a fucking long time to get into gear, it still rains over 93% of the time. The chance of rain is statistically proven to be higher if the BBC says it will be sunny.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== British Lifestyle ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:4984765+ 30775c038fda0f1bb2b552f88c2b1c8f.jpg|thumb|200px|GTA Britain would look something like this]]&lt;br /&gt;
Your typical British wankball will rise nice and early to pour a a gallon of tea down their ugly throats, and stuff some greasy breakfast into their mouth-holes, skipping brushing their teeth and a shower afterward, before eventually sitting down to glare at the rickety old movin&#039; picture light box for a few hours before work. Typical morning programming will be the day&#039;s weather report of rain with a chance of terrorism, then to hear the countries national withered old couple Richard &amp;amp; Judy quickly whisk over some horrific international disaster, before moving onto something more light and entertaining, like an old lady in Dorchester who&#039;s renting out her vagina as a bed &amp;amp; breakfast or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Your usual British citizen will then proceed to get up of his fat arse and walk out into the cold dreary rain, battling the weather and sand niggers shouting about how they will kill everyone, to walk into a dull and depressive office building or factory. These gormless bum-pickers will then stare into space for a while, watching the British empire&#039;s already crumbled husk sink further into the ground right before their witless eyes. When their break comes, they will gather round to speak ill about other countries, including the British ones. The English will bitch about Scotland and Wales, the Scottish will spout some shit about how they&#039;ll become independent, the Welsh will struggle to blink and talk at the same time, and the North Irish will run quickly from the daily pipe bomb that was just thrown through the window. The women of the country will stay at home being ugly. Other activities include squawking to their equally unattractive next door neighbor, both looking like melting wax sculptures of Cilla Black as they gossip about how the man across the road is probably a paedophile, or smacking their tiny chav spawn who run around in the streets flashing their bums and flinging rocks at passers by.&lt;br /&gt;
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Britons will spend their free time drinking themselves to an early grave. Once work is over, thousands of them from lower to upper class all flock like an avalanche of hobos to their nearest drinking hole. Activities in these places will usually involve chatter about the last football game and loud insipid conversations about bloody immigrants before they all glass each other into unconsciousness. The upper class isn’t any different, perusing piss stained nightclubs and bars, pouring ridiculously expensive booze into their mouths and shoving even more expensive weak coke up their nostrils. In the middle of drinking they will make their way to the Lou that consists of a trough, a sink, a toilet that hasn&#039;t been cleaned in months, and three urinals at which men will hock loogies (gob as they say) and spit it on the floor or the wall in front of them. They&#039;ll return to their festivities, after not washing their hands of course. All this in an effort to make the make-up caked British sluts that totter around the streets just vaguely fuckable. Then everyone wakes up with a hangover to another dreary morning and the cycle starts again. God save the queen.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:British Police.jpg|thumb|200px|The British police (Yes, they are this [[gay]])]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bannedinbritain.jpg|thumb|200px|BANNED IN BRITAIN]]&lt;br /&gt;
Crime is the UK&#039;s second national sport (the first being [[Football]]), and this second sport is becoming ever more popular as, at the urging of legions of elderly, white haired, [[Tory|Tory-voting]] [[old people|old women]] who hate everything and anything that might resemble [[fun]], [[Government|Big Brother]] is banning everything. (Yes, they are this [[stupid]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;People and things [[b&amp;amp;|banned]] and forbidden in Britain include:&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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#[[Guns]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Knives (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Marijuana|House plants]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Loli]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Shota]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5291467/Profile-Michael-Savage-the-US-shock-jock-banned-from-Britain.html Michael Savage]&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/under-starter-s-orders-the-latest-weapon-to-be-outlawed-1947204.html Starting races] &lt;br /&gt;
#Street parties&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|4pjbU|Manhunt 2}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Cutlery (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Mike Tyson]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|66NqN|Fred Phelps}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|3YjqR|Guro fap fantasies about Girls Aloud}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#Saying horrid things about [[Princess Diana]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[The Human Centipede|The Human Centipede 2]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7885918.stm Geert Wilders]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Halloween]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Football Hooligans (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8484116.stm Shopping in your pajamas]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Snoop Dogg]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/08/chris.brown.uk.ban/index.html?hpt=T3 Chris Brown]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Trolling|Cyber-bullying]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Hate Speech]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Lauren Southern]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Martha Stewart]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/giant-plasma-tvs-face-ban-in-battle-to-green-britain-1299665.html Plasma screen TVs] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{Archive|rwjOP|Photoshop}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Chris Morris]]&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|Pe4rn|Fire extinguishers}}&#039;&#039;&#039; (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|2VEqa|Goldfish}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Testicles|Conkers]]&lt;br /&gt;
#(Possibly) [[Donald Trump]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Nuclear weapons&lt;br /&gt;
#&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|P6Zdu|Puppies}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Christmas]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])&lt;br /&gt;
#Celebrating the Fourth of July (Yes, they are this [[jealous|jealous of America]])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fags|Law abiding citizens]] are left to be [[ass rape|escorted]] while going to the market. This brings great [[lulz]] to [[Amerifags]] as they are all armed to the teeth, and help each other out more often than those dirty [[nigger]]s kill each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The People==&lt;br /&gt;
[[IMage:A_british_gathering.jpg|thumb|What happens when British people get together]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Queen nude stamp.jpg|thumb|Elizabeth II, by Grace of [[God]], of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her [[Antigua and Barbuda|other]] [[Australia|Realms]] [[Canada|and]] [[New Zealand|Territories]] [[Queening|Queen]], Head of the [[Commonwealth]], Defender of the Faith]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Woking 925.jpg|thumb|Public transport in Surrey]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Weird british guy.jpg|thumb|The average British citizen; smoking a pipe and being faggy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;UKunts&#039;&#039; are the inhabitants of the UK and are basically [[Europeans]] minus the class and culture. Besides &#039;&#039;UKunts&#039;&#039;, other terms of endearment to describe the British are &#039;&#039;&#039;Brits&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Limeys&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you&#039;re from America or Canada), &#039;&#039;&#039;Pommies&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Pommy Bastards&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you are from Australia or New Zealand), &#039;&#039;&#039;Island Apes/Monkeys&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you are from Germany) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Goras&#039;&#039;&#039; (if you&#039;re from South Asia). Other words to call the British are &#039;&#039;&#039;Micks&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Paddies&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Scots&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;Neanderthals&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like USA being infested with [[niggers]], Britain is also being infested with [[sand niggers]]. The first and most notable trait of the is their sense of elitism and entitlement - a leftover from an era when Britain ruled most of the world. Sadly, most of the British people, having lost their power, have not yet lost the feeling that they are better than everyone else. They also get wet dreams from [[Goatse|this]]. Most Britfags had their [[vagina|penis]] chopped off by their mother for getting their sister pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the fact that Britfags think of the opposite they are actually much inferior in any way possible than other [[Europe|Zooropeans]] due to continuous race-mixing with subhumans and other genetic factors and culture.&lt;br /&gt;
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Indeed, so far down the primrose path to genetic perdition is Britain that when neo-Nazis protest in town centers, they are harassed by [[Underage B&amp;amp;|15-year-old girls]] pushing a buggy full of niglets from having been knocked up by a pedaristic spade (an offence of statutory rape). Bystanders are so hypnotised by the ZOG machine that they stand and applaud while the neo-Nazi is [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581295/My-daughter-s-mixed-race-booted-Moment-brave-mother-daughter-stood-neo-Nazi-protestors-advocating-free-white-Britain.html struck speechless with horror and flees, fearing for his own sanity.]&lt;br /&gt;
=== A Short List of European nations inferior to Britain ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Germans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[French]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Italians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Austria|Austrians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Swedish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norwegian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark|Legoland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Finnish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dutch]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iceland|Icelanders]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Belgium|Belgians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Greeks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Polish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Irish]] (different from [[Northern Ireland]] for all of you dumbfuck [[Amerifags|yanks]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Estonia|Estonian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lithuania|Lithuanian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lesbian land|Lesbinian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Latvia|Latvian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hungarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sealand|Sealandic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Switzerland|Swiss]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Serbian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Spanish]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Slovakian&lt;br /&gt;
*Slovenian&lt;br /&gt;
*Luxembourgers&lt;br /&gt;
*Liechtensteiners&lt;br /&gt;
*Czechs&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obesity==&lt;br /&gt;
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UKunts are also famous for being extremely [[fat]].  The UK ranks at number ten on the worlds fattest country countdown, likely due to lack of exercise and high levels of crumpet eating.  This is ironic, seeing as how the typical UK stereotype is that [[Americans]] are fat (not that many of them aren&#039;t, around 66% of Americans are obese).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ego==&lt;br /&gt;
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The UK holds, without a doubt, the most annoying people on the planet.  Everyone, from the 3-year-old to the ancient grandma talks in the worst accent known to man.  Combining their terrible accent with how frequently they talk, they get the award.  Most British, Irish, and Scottish accents sounds a high-pitched queef from a vagina that has been filled with cement combined with a retarded walrus with herpes in its mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[unwarranted self-importance| They have a syndrome, reinforced through education, parents and their fellow scumbag peers of being the best in the world because of a now long gone empire.]] They have not quite grasped the fact that all empires rise and fall, this false sense of importance constantly contributing to their image of being the [[lolcow|laughing stock]] of the rest of Europe.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Primitivity has to be considered. The UK is a slowly decaying country losing every possible form of human value. Their youth crime is one of the highest in Europe, and a charming night out will undoubtedly end up with a slap to the face and your phone stolen. Flocks of drunken [[slut|slags]] drift through the cold nights, clutching their high heels with one hand and straddling a cigarette with the other as they babble incoherently at passers-by.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hypocrisy is an everyday part of life within British people. In the UK people have been brought up being told to not express their feelings and to be reserved. This hypocrisy often leads them to make jokes towards other individuals about what they really think of them; such hypocritical jokes being justified by the word &#039;banter&#039;. British people find it very difficult to ever say to someone&#039;s face what they think of them, with their tiny little minds finding it difficult to comprehend actual empathy, they resort to this &amp;quot;banter&amp;quot; instead. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote| Haha yeah man, why are you, like, so fuckin&#039; UGLY mate, haha yeah. Prat.| Decent banter}}&lt;br /&gt;
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British are [[Jew|greedy]] [[brothel|shopkeepers]] who want Arabs to spend [[Jewgold]] buying their crap. But at the same time, they are too racist to tolerate Arabs walking/driving on their streets. Srsly they are grumpy about it and made this grumpumentary. They prefer the rich Arabs send in the [[Jewgold]] via mail order, rather than showing up in person. They believe they are being [[irony|colonized]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Srsly tho, the vid above does show that Brits can be some of the greatest IRL [[trolling|trolls]] and provide lots of lulz.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chavs==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Chav}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Taking dump in police helmet.jpg|200px|thumb| law abiding Briton (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chavs are basically the [[Wigger|white version of niggers]], living off the state and smoking enough pot to turn your skin fluorescent. Instead of getting their pasty white asses a job or paying for their own home they would rather bitch about how hard their life is, try to rap, and spawn more children than [[Your Mom]], who will then live the exact same life as their parents with enthusiasm that makes Jesus cry. Such individuals are nonexistent in the rest of Europe, and these subhumans result in the English having a &amp;quot;hate syndrome&amp;quot; with one another, and no moral or dignified background.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Smokinglol.jpg|thumb|As seen in the above image, British women are the epitome of class.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things The British Hate==&lt;br /&gt;
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#Practicing dental hygiene.&lt;br /&gt;
#Traffic&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[French]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Taking away the gallons of tea they drink everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[USA]].&lt;br /&gt;
#David Cameron.&lt;br /&gt;
#Eating good food.&lt;br /&gt;
#Sean Penn.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Germans]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tipping.&lt;br /&gt;
#Piers Morgan.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Cops]].&lt;br /&gt;
#The 4th of July.&lt;br /&gt;
#Saying something negative about the Royals.&lt;br /&gt;
#Children.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Rednecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Tony Blair.&lt;br /&gt;
#Self-defense.&lt;br /&gt;
#Brussels.&lt;br /&gt;
#American football.&lt;br /&gt;
#The Scottish (which &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; part of the UK).&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Islam|Abu Hamza]].&lt;br /&gt;
#The Irish.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Old people]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Halloween.&lt;br /&gt;
#The EU.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Perez Hilton|Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Guns.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[China|Chinese]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[W|George Dubbya]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Toothbrushes.&lt;br /&gt;
#Toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Scottish]]&lt;br /&gt;
#The Welsh&lt;br /&gt;
#Mouthwash. &lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Australians|Aussies]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Gordon Brown.&lt;br /&gt;
#Keeping sober.&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Canadians]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Warm and sunny tropical weather.&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Shit|Hershey&#039;s Chocolate]].&lt;br /&gt;
#India.&lt;br /&gt;
#Themselves&lt;br /&gt;
#The [[Spanish]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[You]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Britfags==&lt;br /&gt;
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*{{ytlink|S9-MmMvnwu8|SuprFgt}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CheekyBen]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary Glitter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gordon Brown]] - Ex-Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
*Deputy PM [[Nick Clegg]] &amp;amp; PM [[David Cameron]] — the first [[gay]] couple to be in office together&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Princess Diana]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Susan Boyle]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Blair]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack the Ripper]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Margaret Thatcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Heather Howland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[UKIP|Nicholas Farage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Royal Family]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Beatles]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liverpool|Wayne Rooney]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mr. Bean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gordon Ramsay]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Monty Python]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gary Coleman|Sir Garrick Coleman of Stroke]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soccer|David Beckham]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[House|Hugh Laurie]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage|Russell Crowe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Irwin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kangaroo Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Morrissey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jimmy Savile]] - If you are a Brit, there is a 2 in 10 chance that he has molested you&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ed Balls]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Ryan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Derrick Bird]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wicker man ritual.gif|thumb|Harvest festival in Derbyshire]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Union-jack.gif|thumb|220px|The Union flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:English nazis2.png|thumb|220px|The Union flag according to /[[k/]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Early History===&lt;br /&gt;
Since [[before the Internets|earliest recorded history]], the evil [[ginger]] [[ebaumsworld|Barbarian tribes]] inhabiting the Kingdoms of [[Scotland]], [[Ireland]], and the Principality of [[Wales]] have been creating [[drama|havoc]] as a way to [[gangbang|gang up]] against one another. &lt;br /&gt;
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Following the [[hangover|&amp;quot;Scottish Enlightenment&amp;quot;]] and [[slavery|Industrial Revolution]], Scotland became the world&#039;s dominant industrial and [[Pain|maritime]] power, playing a leading role in developing parliamentary [[demockery]] and in advancing [[Garfield|literature]] and [[TV|science]]. As hard as this is to believe if you&#039;ve ever met a [[anus|shit]] eating &#039;&#039;&#039;Ned&#039;&#039;&#039; (as they prefer to be called), it may be explained when you consider that, like the Jew, the Scots are all [[Jew|skinflints]] when it comes to money.&lt;br /&gt;
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Until recently, the Channel had kept all enemy [[i|invasion]]s at bay despite frequent &#039;pop-ins&#039; from such diverse [[anon|party crashers]] as the:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Roman Empire|Romans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vikings]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[France|French]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Germany|Germans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark|Danes]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norway|Norwegians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Paki]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, most found the [[puke|British food]]--and obligatory [[piss|lukewarm beer]]--and weather to be so atrocious and [[snob|the people]] so thoroughly obnoxious that they would [[GTFO]] asap, leaving behind their cultural trappings, which the Brits then fashioned into a culture of their own.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Epic Fail|The British Empire]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Royals.png|thumb|300px|Which one of these crusty perverts is getting a blowjob from [[Madeleine McCann]] right now? SMS the number to 09011 32 22 to WIN! (*UK Residents only. Some conditions apply).]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;The sun never sets on the British Empire.&amp;quot;|On 27 December 2008, the sun set on the British Empire at precisely 15:58.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;...because [[God]] doesn&#039;t trust us in the dark.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After losing to some [[epic fail|closeted Frenchmen in the Battle of 1066]] and getting their asses taken over by the [[fags|perfumed fops]] of a foreign royal court, the British decided that it would be more fun if &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;they&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; were the ones doling out the [[faggotry]], instead of receiving it. Thus did the British [[attention whore|will to empire]]. There is no doubt this was the greatest [[period]] in British history and a victory for [[white people]] which would not end until the abolition of slavery.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wing Commander Roger Morewood.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This sort of man is why Britain was funnier than America.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:British imperial officer uses bengali woman as transport.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|For King, country, and the lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
At its peak, the [[old meme|British Empire]] covered over [[pwnt|one-fourth of the earth&#039;s surface]] and nearly one third of its population. Under [[The Royal Family|Queen Victoria]], the [[Army|British Army]] and [[drunk|Navy]] went forth to go where no man had gone before and kindly teach the filthy, godless natives--from the black person of Africa to the [[Jenkem|ripe smelling]] [[Indians|box-wallahs]] of India to [[rickroll|rickshaw]] pulling [[chinks]] of China--the wonders of [[whitey|civilization]] and the [[NO U|word of God]] using some good opium (and a lot of guns failing that). While they were at it, they trolled the fuck out of each nation they favored by making them convert to the British way. This included insisting that everyone drive on the wrong side of the road, speak [[Queening|the Queen&#039;s]] English and wear [[gay|suitable]] attire. They also installed bureaucracies in every government and private institutions that would provide enough [[bureaucratic fuck|red tape]] to ensure that the natives would never get restless, since they&#039;d be preoccupied trying to throttle Gupta for having them fill out a form in triplicate to get a fucking train ticket. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:queenofengland2.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Winston Churchill]] showing his contempt for the British people.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Because the [[British]] have a long history of [[pwn|conquering]] [[n00b|helpless brown people]] in Third World shitholes, they have developed [[unwarranted self-importance|delusions of grandeur]] and believe that their empire was greater than it really was. It is a known [[fact]] that Britain&#039;s performance drops slightly when their opponents are other [[White]] people, apart from numerous British victories, which are nothing short of ownage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of Britain&#039;s activities in sending degenerate [[DO NOT WANT|Irishmen]] to their colonies to fuck like beasts and [[New York|outnumber the local population]], resentment has been simmering against Britain around the world for some time. In particular, people in Africa seem upset about some [[shit nobody cares about|stupid shit that nobody really understands]] and some unpronounceable African dumbfuck word called apartheid, including the grandfather of the [[Barack Hussein Obama|President of the United States]]. [[Some argue]] that Obama, in classic black person tradition, will send his homies to pop a cap in the UK&#039;s collective ass as retribution for what it did to the father of the father that abandoned him as a baby, but this is mostly speculation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Decline===&lt;br /&gt;
Of course all [[win]] eventually turns into [[fail]] and the British Empire swiftly went downhill. The United Kingdom is no longer [[1337|considered an international superpower]] and the United Kingdom now spends its time split between trying to get [[chav]]s neutered and sending its youth to [[rape]] and pillage the [[Middle East]] at the request of its [[Fag|American]] cohorts because they [[Vietnam|fuck up without them around]]. Britons particularly despise the [[Israel|Israelis]] for their part in introducing their former King to Jew. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically the UK is now trying to keep another [[EU|evil empire]] from taking over and ruining its ass. It&#039;s clear that the [[Nazi|Germans]], [[French]] and [[Dutch]] are just seriously jealous of the ex-prestige of this country.&lt;br /&gt;
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==British Time==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Britfag Thread 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|left|Britfag culture.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oi It&#039;s 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|A factual account of how the British tell the time.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Superior English Time.png|thumb|A rough guide to British time for any Americans.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Foreigners visiting Britain for the first time may notice that British people never seem to be wearing watches. Similarly, clocks are absent. This can prove disconcerting, until one realizes that clocks are, in fact, extinct in Britain and have been since the days of [[Bitch|Queen Victoria]], when they where hunted to extinction by [[steampunk|steampunks]] who plundered their innards to decorate their ugly clothes and fashion accessories with.&lt;br /&gt;
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The only survivor of this nationwide [[holocaust|chronocaust]] is the huge clockface of the belltower of the Houses of Parliament in [[Londonistan]], affectionately known as Big Ben. It is thought that Big Ben was spared, not only due to it being too high for most to reach, but also because the immense size of its component parts made them unsuitable and impractical to attach to clothing, even for the most [[swag|ostentatious]] of [[steampunk|steampunks]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Big Ben fills a vital function in British life as it is their only way of knowing exactly what time it is. On the hour, whenever Big Ben chimes, an awed hush descends on the nation as every single Britfag stops whatever they are doing and listens intently, counting off the chimes on their fingers, before cheerfully and loudly announcing, for example, &amp;quot;[[U WOT M8|OI, IT&#039;S 7 BONG!]]&amp;quot; for the benefit of those who might not be aware of what time it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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Big Ben is to be destroyed by [[terrorists]] in the year 2020, as fortold in [[Alan Moore]]&#039;s &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;graphic novel&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; movie, &#039;&#039;[[V for Vendetta]]&#039;&#039;, plunging the nation into [[anarchy]] and confusion as to what time EastEnders is on tonight.  In a desperate attempt to head off the fated catastrophe, [[David Cameron]] has devised a last-ditch plan to filter all [[internet|internet pr0n]] through BAE Detica blackboxes.  Every fictional character portrayed in Britain will be interviewed to determine whether the sex she was having was consensual or not.  Since when you think of it, sex is an adjunct to marriage, and marriage is a patriarchal institution, and therefore women are actually being coerced by a brutal economic system, any careful viewer should understand it is not.  When every last man in Britain is put behind bars for three years, they cannot appear in Guy Fawkes masks and overthrow the government.  &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Hmmm, unless the protesters in the movie were actually women?  I never thot of that...&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to Troll a British person==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chav.jpg|thumb|Say something nice about [[Tony Blair]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although technically part of [[Europe]] (and a member of the [[EU]]) [[Some argue|some]] British people [[elitist|do not consider]] [[fucktards|themselves]] [[Eurofag]]s and will likely [[caveman|shove a broken bottle]] in your face if [[Americans|you]] point this fact out to them.&lt;br /&gt;
*Call them the niggers of Europe. You wouldn&#039;t be wrong in doing so because thats exactly who the British act like on holiday. They somehow can&#039;t keep their genitals in their pants or off their male friends proof: &#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|WCVI3}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Ask them why they hate immigrants so much. Tell them that the immigrants coming in can only better the already extremely inbred British genepool and in the end possibly produce good looking British people for once.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say something bad about [[Princess Diana]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that Winston Churchill was legally American because his mom was born in Brooklyn, New York.&lt;br /&gt;
*Make jokes and stereotypes about the British which have not been used since the 19th century (see the [[English]] article for tips).&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bonus points if you constantly shout &amp;quot;BLIMEY!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;I SAY!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;OH I DO BELIEVE I FANCY SOME SCONES!&amp;quot;. This will cause the Brit to shit rage bricks. Watch out for his scalding hot tea.&lt;br /&gt;
*Make jokes about the Royal Family.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mention anything positive about the French.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Praise the Irish. Long live the IRA!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them how you&#039;re [[American]] and how much more awesome [[Amerikkka]] is than Britain. You&#039;ll likely receive replies such as:&lt;br /&gt;
:*BOLLOCKS, I &#039;ATE THE BLOODY YANKS!&lt;br /&gt;
:*BLIMEY! WE &#039;AVE A YANK IN [[THE GAME]]!&lt;br /&gt;
:*GTFO YOU BLOODY YANK!&lt;br /&gt;
:*FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCKING TWAT!&lt;br /&gt;
*Just know it will always have &amp;quot;yank&amp;quot; in it. Damn [[soviet|red]] coats&lt;br /&gt;
*Brits have got the monarchy, the US has the money, but I know that you wanna be [[DO NOT WANT|Canadian!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*English people hate foreigners, foreign languages and Americans, so trolling couldn&#039;t be easier! You don&#039;t even need to be able to speak a language, provided you speak fast enough in whatever [[Moonspeak|gobbly-garbage]] you&#039;re speaking, just play your role well enough and all the English people will do is just yell louder (because speaking slower and louder makes every language better).&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bonus points are awarded if you play a foreign hooker in Thailand or Amsterdam, so that your mark yells &#039;HOW MUCH FOR SEX?&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*If the word yank is used, respond along the lines of &amp;quot;Oh my, I haven&#039;t had anyone toss me off in awhile. Would you like to exchange [[twitter]] info and meet up IRL?&amp;quot; Most Britfags are homophobic and turning their gay little insult, into what it really is, will cause their puny minds to implode and the rage to flow.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Truth|Point out the fact that they have no civil rights written down in any form of a constitution, and thus, have had their right to bear arms raped in an emergency act of parliament, just because someone shot a couple kids in a high school.]] Note that these members of parliament where probably elected to represent in ghettos they have never been to, due to the way British government is designed to rape immigrants. Also try and avoid the fact that their rights are actually present, just in a whole clusterfuck of documents as opposed to [[Constitution|one]], and that they are [[Irony|better protected by law]] from oppression by the [[W|political]] [[Obama|elite]]. Of course, they won&#039;t care to know about this. Why would they when they can watch X Factor?&lt;br /&gt;
*Run around and start screaming, [[Bullshit|&amp;quot;AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE BEST SPORT ON EARTH!&amp;quot;]] You will most likely be mugged and stabbed to death, especially by hooligan firms (which are mainly chavs).&lt;br /&gt;
*Let them know that even though the sun never sets on the British Empire, the lights in their cars don&#039;t work, thanks to Lucas Electric.&lt;br /&gt;
*Point out that two-thirds of the world&#039;s English-speakers are American, English-language culture is now dominated by Americans, and that the English identity barely exists anymore, having been mostly usurped and improved by Americans.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them how much the movie [[Mel Gibson|The Patriot]] is the greatest and most accurate war film evar. &lt;br /&gt;
*Explain to them that the Americans &amp;quot;save&amp;quot; them in every war and that they beg for our help. &lt;br /&gt;
*Bring up Gibraltar[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/gibraltar/10236507/The-Spanish-must-take-their-hands-off-Gibraltars-throat.html][https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/19/gibraltar-dispute-navy-warship-westminster]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Why The British Suck ==&lt;br /&gt;
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#They don&#039;t practice proper dental hygiene.&lt;br /&gt;
#They smell funny.&lt;br /&gt;
#It rains too much in the UK.&lt;br /&gt;
#They always whine about [[France]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They still have an outdated, insignificant monarchy that doesn&#039;t give a shit about how their country is run as they suck their taxes dry.&lt;br /&gt;
#They drink too much.&lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re the leftover, butthurt descendants of people who saw the fall of their long gone, once-glorious and power empire. &lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re the fattest people in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
#They let a bunch of niggers, sandniggers and [[China|chinks]] flood their country.&lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re ugly and look inbred.&lt;br /&gt;
#They coax and pamper their killers, drug dealers and rapists while sending them off to holiday camps for 2-5 years or so.&lt;br /&gt;
#They bitch constantly about how violently gun-loving [[America]] is even though they have the highest murder rate in Europe with repeated daily stabbings, muggings and gang-rapes. &lt;br /&gt;
#They have Piers Morgan.&lt;br /&gt;
#They talk in all sorts of annoying accents that rapes the ears.&lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re still butthurt because they lost the American Revolutionary War.&lt;br /&gt;
#They created [[Harry Potter]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Most of them are [[Snob|stuck-up]] [[cunts]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They violently fight and kill each other over football. &lt;br /&gt;
#They complain about [[Americunts]] being arrogant and thinking that they&#039;re the best people in the world, even though they act they same way themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
#Their politicians are spineless pussies.&lt;br /&gt;
#Their police are also spineless pussies.&lt;br /&gt;
#Most of them have inflated, fragile egos.&lt;br /&gt;
#They produced [[Simon Cowell]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They have disgusting food which is considered the worst in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
#They produced [[Gordon Ramsay]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They produced [[One Direction]]&lt;br /&gt;
#They spend endless days confined in their bedrooms posting bullshit, trolling comments on their shitty, British-run tabloid websites like the Guardian and the [[Daily Mail]].&lt;br /&gt;
#They made Amy Winehouse.&lt;br /&gt;
#They made The Beatles &lt;br /&gt;
#They&#039;re political correctness&#039;s capital of the world&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Omgbritish.gif|thumb|[[Typical]] Briton&#039;s reaction to this page.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abbey Road]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Britchan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[British Scum]] - A comprehensive guide to the &#039;people&#039; of this [[gay|green]] and [[shitty|pleasant]] land.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Britain&#039;s Got No Fucking Talent]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brexit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;[[Buck Bumble]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chav]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cheeky Nando&#039;s]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuckle Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daily Mail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keep Calm and Carry On]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mornington Crescent]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poppy Fascism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pussy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shanespannercock]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[U WOT M8]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Shittiest country.jpg|thumb|430px|Poland is shittiest country in the world.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Poland&#039;&#039;&#039; is a little and uninteresting country in Europe and is widely known for being among the most conquerable countries in the world.  However, Poland is also known for steroids, and their filthy BROKEN CONDOM CZECH [[Jews|Jews]].  Poland is renowned for having the world&#039;s most hideous women second to Australia&#039;s [[Aboriginals|Aborigineses]], or whatever they&#039;re called, and right above [[Zimbabwe]].  Most real Christians view Poland as completely irrelevant because Jesus had never traveled there-- as, nowhere in the country, can you find twelve wise men or a virgin. The nation is known as a buffer zone between good and evil, referring to the neighboring nations of [[Germany]] and [[Russia]] (you decide which is which). Poland is also well known for its [[Transsexual|citizens who are capable of shape shifting]]. Throughout the last thousand years its borders have changed frequently as it has been [[pwned]] repeatedly by surrounding nations, and due to severe [[butthurt]] [[B&amp;amp;|disappeared off the face of the earth]] for [[at least 100 years|almost 200 years]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Cringe|History]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Feldzug.jpg|thumb|200px|A tourist admires scenic Poland.]]&lt;br /&gt;
For most of its unremarkable history Poland existed as a fairly large, [[aspie]] nation, occasionally licking Russian, Tatar, Scandinavian, and German ass. Poland was known for its bad judgment in exporting white trash of all kinds. They [[Catholics|all fucked one another like there was no tomorrow]] and produced tons of [[Pedo bear|beautiful blue-eyed babies]] that now grace every brothel west of Berlin. &lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Germania|Germany]] - overrun by fugly, smartarsed Jews and fugly, shit-thick Frauleins - became jealous and wanted in on all the [[rape|fun]].  Invading Polackistan with Panzers only slightly less fragile than the indigenous blart, ze [[Germania|Germans]] triggered the raid known to oldfags as &amp;quot;World War II&amp;quot; and all so they could adopt those [[ohbutyouwillpet|beautiful blond, blue eyed babies]], kill the fugly [[Jews]] and leave the remains of the lumpen-Lebensraumer locals to kill each other off fighting over the last of the [[weed|cabbages]] (the winnar, in an appalling example of [[troll&#039;s remorse]], later being made [[Pope]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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Without the Jews raping and jewing the nation&#039;s industry, currency, government, infrastructure, and all the other things of civilized life, Poland instead chose to become [[an Hero]] by [[goatse|bending over and opening up]] for [[Soviet Russia|Big Brother]]. Since replacing the Kremlin with the Vatican and joining the [[Europe|European Union]], Poland&#039;s primary exports are now [[Drugs|Meth]], plasterers and Visa whores.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thus there are, unsurprisingly, [[Mexico|few Polish people now left in Poland]]. The least-retarded fucked off to [[America]] or [[Britain]] several years ago; the rest of this proud nation of [[Dubya|illiterate]], [[Catholics|superstitious]], [[France|bigoted]] alcoholics now prefer mooching off Britain with its [[lie|fantastic economy]] and [[niggers|bone idle natives]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Indeed, by the 21st century, it had become clear, even to the Polish president and his entire government, that emigration was a wise choice. Taking the decision to fly to Britain, [[Polish_Lollercaust|issues with being able to navigate led them into a tree in Russia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Population===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Meanwhile in Poland.jpg|thumb|200px|right|An example of a danger which people must look out for]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are currently 11.7 million Polack [[mario|plumbers]] living in England.  38,860,000 in Poland.  10,024,711 in the [[USA]].  And about another 10 million in the rest of Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a common misconception that &amp;quot;jokes&amp;quot; about the stupidity and criminality of Polish people were [[DOING IT WRONG|invented by the Nazis as propaganda]]. [[Some argue|Research has shown]] that most Polish jokes have a basis in historical [[truth]], and the reason so many were spread by the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany was simply because they [[this looks shopped|had the most experience]] in dealing with Polacks. &lt;br /&gt;
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These &amp;quot;jokes&amp;quot; are in [[fact]] a treasured part of Polish [[blowjob|oral tradition]], literature and history. The stories have been passed down from grandparents to children over hundreds of years, and few people inside Poland are capable of understanding what&#039;s so [[unfunny|funny]] about them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1939 Germany helped Poland get rid of its [[retards]], [[handicapped]], [[gypsies]], [[homosexuals]], and [[Jews]]. This initiative was at first welcomed, until they realized that most Pollacks qualify as clinically retarded. [[Some argue|Historians believe]] that [[the Holocaust]] could have lasted up to 34 years if Germany had tried to free Poland from the burden of mental defectives.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Politics and Governance===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[2007|a time]], Poland was ruled by identical twins, Jarosław and [[Pervert|Lech]] Kaczyński, who were prime minister and president respectively. This was considered a good thing by the people of Poland because that way they only had to remember one guy&#039;s face. It also enabled the two brothers to get up to all sorts of zany, Parent Trap-esque shenanigans at cabinet meetings which brought [[lulz]] to all. Sadly, it was not to last as Lech Kaczyński was killed in a plane crash in [[2010]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently, the Polish political stage is divided between the following parties:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Civic Platform: a group of German politicians unable to return to their homeland, due to Polish plumbers stealing their cars. They move around on a platform towed by a Honda Civic. Thanks to their apathy towards witch-burning (or anything other than earing money for new cars) they gained a lot of liberal votes and won presidential elections [[last Thursday]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Law and Justice: a [[Nazi|far right]] party led by [[Polish_Lollercaust|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;two&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; one]] twin [[midgets]] and inspired by a TV show about a crime-fighting priest (hence the name). It is known for hatred for trees, Europeans, progress, planes and [[Russian]] airports.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Polish People&#039;s Party: this party exist only to eliminate [[stupid]] people&#039;s votes from the election results.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Democratic Left Alliance: the Polish [[Communists]]. They demand [[falcon punch|compulsory abortions]], 110% income tax and bringing back [[Stalin]] from the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Buy a dog|Polish Military]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PolishTank.jpg|thumb|Typical Polish tank.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|You Forgot Poland}}&lt;br /&gt;
The Polish Air Force is in possession of 200 assault kites and 5 parachutes that will only open on impact. Poland also acquired [[at least 100|100]] brand new F-16 jet fighters but only half of them made it to Poland (the rest [[FAIL|sank in the ocean]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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The Polish Land Forces, with badly trained soldiers and outdated weaponry and vehicles, are a the definition of [[fail]], most notable for getting pwnt in &#039;&#039;[[World War II|World Wars Episode II: Poland getting owned by Soviets and Nazis]]&#039;&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Polish Navy is one of the most feared navies in the world. It has a fleet of a couple hundred outdated Soviet ships, modified with transparent bottoms so sailors can look at the old Polish navy. Its fleet of [[IT&#039;S OVER 9000|9,001]] screendoor submarines is considered unbeatable. &lt;br /&gt;
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Polish Navy men are no longer given the option to be buried at sea due to the high loss of life involved in digging the graves.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Culture==&lt;br /&gt;
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Poland is a popular [[Newfags|tourist]] spot, especially among the [[Germania|Germans]], who have been visiting it regularly for [[over 9,000]] years, usually choosing to stay for [[at least 100 years]]. Renowned German [[Fag|painter]] and [[Dinosaur#Philosoraptor|philosopher]] [[Adolf Hitler]] loved the country so much that he built a concrete summer cottage and several [[Holocaust|summer camps]] there. However, the cottage was [[vandal]]ized in 1945 by drunken [[Trolls|Russians]], and all the camps except for one were destroyed by drunken [[England|British]] tourists, who were so [[JEWS DID WTC|bombed]] on Polish vodka that they bombed the camps for major [[lulz]]. The one surviving camp was turned into a boring, gloomy museum, which, because of its gloominess, is now a big hit with Jewish tourists where Stiwen Szpilberg shot &amp;quot;The Schindler&#039;s List&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/675959.stm wanted to build a nightmare theme park] (&amp;quot;Michael Jackson&#039;s Wonderland&amp;quot;) in Poland, but dropped dead after overdosing on Propofol, Xanax, Valium, Klonopin, Midazolam, Vicodin, OxyCodone, Dilaudid, Glue, Pre-Pubescent Boy&#039;s Sperm, Dr. Murray, Cock, White Skin, Debbie, More Young Boys, and Crack.  [[Pedobear|Pedo Bear]] apparently still wants to buy a castle in Poland and live there.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Religion===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Superpope.jpg|thumb|150px|John Paul v2.0 was the first Marvel superpope.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Poland used to be [[Mexico|90% Catholic]] until [[last Thursday]], when the [[pun|Polackticians]] changed the tax laws, so that everyone who declared being [[David Cerny|religious]] had to [[buttsecks|pay 0.2% of their tax]] to support that religious institution. [[Jews|Since then, Poland is 3% Catholic]], 8% [[Mormon]] and 100% [[Idiot|Moron]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The previous version of the [[Pope]] was made in Poland. John Paul II (real name: Szczebrzeszyniarz Brzeczyszczyczmoszyski) became a face many successful [[meme]] images and after a while, JP v2.0 gave up his job to his [[Nazi]] lover, [[Pope Benedict XVI|Darth Benedict]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sports===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most popular sport in Poland is the Polish triathlon which includes [[successful troll|going to the public pool on foot and returning home by bike]]. In many cases, wasted Polacks climb shit [[retard|for no goddamn reason]], as well as fuck their shit up.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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Poland is world renowned for its rich and beautiful cultural heritage, which is expressed through traditional Polish music.&lt;br /&gt;
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The heartfelt ballad above about the priorities of young males in contemporary Polish society is arguably one of the finest examples of Polish music.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:spirytus.jpg|thumb|This Magical Elixir is what brought Germany down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Germans invaded Poland so quickly because Poland was on vacation and only the [[Jews]] were &amp;quot;home&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;- Polish propaganda. [[Fact]] is the Nazis [[win|walked into the country backwards]], so all the Polacks [[lie|thought]] they were leaving. &lt;br /&gt;
*According to Polish [[trolls]] German astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus and French composer Fryderyk Chopin were Polish plumbers, but in fact not even their National Hero Thaddeus Kosciusko without whom [[USA]] would still suck [[Great Britain|Brits&#039;]] [[cocks]] was an ethnic Pole (he was of [[Shit no one cares about|Ruthenian]] and [[Lithuania]]n Heritage), the only notable Polish plumbers in history were [[Unabomber]] and [[an hero]] [[Stephen Kazmierczak]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Birthdays were not celebrated in Poland; [[DOING IT WRONG|they had Calendar days instead]]. (This has been changing, though, due to Poland becoming capitalist, now.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Many Polish names sound like Brzęczyszczykiewicz, just to [[troll]] [[Americans]], or piss off [[Germans]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Polish [[women]] do not use vibrators because it chips their teeth. &lt;br /&gt;
*Knock knock. Who&#039;s there? Polish burglar. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[99%]] of the Polish plumbers are [[homophobes]] and therefore [[homosexual]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Most [[caveman|Polish computer users]] can fluently speak [[Engrish|English]], however they cannot even write correctly in their native-language, cos they&#039;re [[too lazy]] to hold ALT all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Their main export are pretty, [[jailbait|barely 18 girls]], with [[nazi|blond hair and blue eyes]], as well as [[drugs|meth]], and death metal.&lt;br /&gt;
*The main import is ice as no one in Poland knows the recipe&lt;br /&gt;
*Polish Vodka is TEH REAL DEAL.  It was invented there. &amp;quot;Pure Polish Spirit Vodka&amp;quot; is 96% (a massive 192 proof) alcohol content, and is prescribed by Polish [[jews|doctors]] for a range of [[retarded|ailments]] (including parasites). [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Actually 160 proof, faggot]]. [[Some Argue|Some claim]] that Polish Vodka can [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|burn]] the [[cancer]] [[win|right out of a person]]. [[fact|But it cannot burn]] [[Teh]] [[AIDS]] out of [[niggers|anyone]].  It is fact, no Pole has ever been diagnosed with cancer, mostly down to the fact that polish medicine has not progressed beyond the application of heather to any and all ailments. and [[Pool&#039;s Closed|AIDS does not exist within the borders of Poland]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Poland also produces over 100% of all stripper poles. It has held this monopoly since [[Last Thursday]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Poles are known to have shitloads of [[alcohol]] digesting capacity. They hold old [[China|Guinness]] record, 12.4 promiles. The [[Poland|Polack]] who [[Drunk|wasted himself]] so much was riding a [[bike]]. &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;Update: Record reportedly broken in April 2009 by a [[Russia|Russian faggot]].&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*In Poland, left is actually left, and right is actually right, thus when leaving Poland many British become confused.&lt;br /&gt;
*Poland also has a big community of [[clinton|Ukranians]], all of whom dress up as humans.&lt;br /&gt;
*Poland is a known good luck charm: [[John Kerry]] forgot about it, and totally fucked up. [[George_Bush|George W.]] remembered Poland and successfully &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;fixed&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; won the election. (see: [[You Forgot Poland]])&lt;br /&gt;
*There was a group that tried to create the first Polish [[terrorist]] cell, and their first action was an attempt to blow up a bus. The entire effort dissolved shortly after the leader severely burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.&lt;br /&gt;
*Poland is home to one of the greatest [[Pedobear|Pedobears]] of all time, [[Roman_Polanski|Roman Polanski.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fact|There are no niggers in Poland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Britain]] most Polish will be found working in a factory or on a building site speaking little to no English&lt;br /&gt;
*With their habit of [[copypasta|copying]] every little thing from [[USA|The Mighty West]], Poland - of course - has learned how to [[9gag]] too. They have memetic dumpsters which are the equivalents of it, like the very popular [[Quake|Kwejk]] or [[Tumblr|komixxy.pl]]. Like their original counterparts, they are nothing more than a shitload of [[unfunny]], forced trash, created by [[13 year old|13-]] and [[16 year old|16-]] year old scavengers or [[retarded]] [[students]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Polish version of [[Nostalgia Critic]] is called &amp;quot;Niekryty Krytyk&amp;quot;. Just so you know, although he&#039;s even worse than the original, [[LOL WUT|he has his own radio show]]. Then there&#039;s [[copypasta|ripoff]] of that [[copypasta|ripoff]], called &amp;quot;mietczynski&amp;quot; (aka &amp;quot;[[hipster]]-bearded-lowlife&amp;quot;). Polaks are so [[original]], right?&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AnonOps|Young freedom fighters]] from Poland [[Protest|protested]] strongly against [[ACTA]]. However, this won&#039;t do much good, because current Polish Prime Minister [[Uncle Dolan|Donald Tusk]] [[Fuck That Guy|don&#039;t give much of a fuck]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Poland was involed together with [[Hungary]] in the Destruction of Czechoslovakia, which was operated by Germany, so Poland acutally acted as complicity of [[Hitler]]s aggressive policy&lt;br /&gt;
*Hot babes&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Poland|Poland1|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=5&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:A typical polack kissing his girlfriend.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Janusz Kedziora.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
File:Polacks fix internet.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Polack paramedics.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Polishbodybuilder.jpg|Typical Polish bodybuilder.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:poles.jpg|Image of more &#039;&#039;typical&#039;&#039; Polish citizens.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Polish tie.jpg|Typical polish fashion accessory: the &#039;&#039;&#039;hair tie&#039;&#039;&#039;. It wears all the time, in all occasions. It&#039;s a very sexy accessory.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Itssexytime.jpg|A [[metrosexual]] Polack&lt;br /&gt;
Image:GTAPL.jpg|Cover of &#039;&#039;[[Grand Theft Auto]]: Poland&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:GTAPL1.jpg|Loading Screen from &#039;&#039;[[Grand Theft Auto]]: Poland&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Prezydent_kurwa.jpg|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Present&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; DECEASED Polish president (left) with his dog (right, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;current status unknown&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; DECEASED TOO, LOL)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Polishppl.jpg|Poles are so totally [[Not gay]]~&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sleepysleepy.jpg|Polish Army is always ready for action.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:polishdongburger.jpg|Polish export ham will make you [[penis|big]], [[balls|strong]], and [[erection|erect]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Polish night out.jpg|Rich Pollacks Enjoying their night out at a [[Shit|Fancy]] Restaurant.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Polish taxi.jpg|Typical Polish taxi.&lt;br /&gt;
File:AroundPoles.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Polish Vs Russian Familys.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pooland Vs Russia.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Polish vs Russian Cultur.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Polska.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Poland EU.png&lt;br /&gt;
Poland poverty.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Tits or GTFO]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Polish girls happen to have exceptional [[tits or gtfo|mammaries]], thus warranting [[women|Poland&#039;s existence]] as a country. [http://busty.pl busty.pl] happens to document this phenomenon quite exceptionally. It&#039;s a shame their asses are flat.&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|Polish Tits|Poland2|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Busty.pl-Maria-Swan.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MariaSwan.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ewasonnet19march2006.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:AttentionWhoreOutdoors.jpg|Polish cumdupster.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ewa sonnet tits.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ewa sonnet5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ewa Sonnet.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ewa sonnet2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ChestyMorgan.jpg|There were busty Polish girls [[at least 100 years ago]]. Even &#039;&#039;&#039;{{wikilink|Chesty_Morgan|check TOW}}&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Polandball]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Polish crosslol]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You Forgot Poland]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wayhne El Porch]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Austria]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Germania|Germany]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Russia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stupid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tibia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karachan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*http://vote5pisforgotpoland.ytmnd.com/&lt;br /&gt;
*http://hitlerpoland.ytmnd.com/&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.lysator.liu.se/jokes/polish.html Polish literature]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;{{archive|2FOGU|More Polish literature}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.thestar.com/news/world/party-goer-didn-t-notice-he-d-been-shot-in-head-for-five-years/article_d26ba0a2-5b1b-5596-9c4d-a93498794c47.html Polish man too drunk to notice he had been shot in the head 5 years ago.] Evidently it did not affect his brainpower.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Hungary</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{天|1=&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:white; font-family:Verdana;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DID YOU KNOW?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;The age of consent in Hungary is 14. (Or 12 if the other person is under 18)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;|2=Pedobear_HD.png|3=50px|4=black|5=|6=5px #ff0000}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gypsyflaghungary.gif|thumb|300px|right|Yes, this is their fucking flag. A 4-year-old&#039;s drawing of your mother&#039;s asshole against the horizon, using the most ugly fucking colors together possible.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HunGAYry, [[Fat|Hungry]] or in [[Moonspeak|Hungarian]], [[LOL WUT|Magyarország]], is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country&#039;s capital city is Budapest, a crime-ridden shithole full of [[AIDS|AIDS]] and hookers. It is notable for [[Fact|not being notable]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Everyone&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 44 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than [[Hebrew|Jewspeak]]. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily [[Germany|some lulzy folks]] decided to put a [[Holocaust|stop]] to that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; They came back with [[Jew_Gold|Moneyz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a [[Niggers|nigger]] at a Klan rally.&lt;br /&gt;
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The national pastime in Hungary is getting drunk off [[Piss|Pálinka]] and committing [[Incest|incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
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===A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY===&lt;br /&gt;
Scientists, scratching their heads at the root of this abomination of a nation, have debated from when and where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise as not even the Hungarians themselves give two shits. However, genetic and linguistic studies have shown that the Hungarians are, to the surprise of fucking no-one, related to the [[Finland|FUCKING FINNS]]. This is an insult to the Finnish nation, as they are far less inbred and only enjoy bestiality during midsummer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary&#039;s origin story is like a chaotic road trip where nobody bothered to ask for directions,a bunch of nomadic, [[china|slant eyed]] Magyars, rolling in from central Asia around 895 AD, looking for a new place to crash. They take one look at the Carpathian Basin and decide, “Yep, this will do,” without bothering to ask the locals—because who has time for small talk when you&#039;re busy pillaging? The Magyars set up camp and proceed to spend the next few centuries destroying anything that moves, as they got used to Europe, before you know it, they’re mixing it up with the locals—falling for those blue-eyed, fair-skinned types.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:931e437211b6ec30c5b97bdbf52d72c2.jpg|thumb|average Hungarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Fast forward a few generation of miscegenation and cucking white men with their 5cm yellow dicks they start to look like your typical Europeans, blending in so well you&#039;d never guess their ancestors rode in from Central Asia, earning themselves a reputation as the medieval version of a neighborhood menace. Eventually, they get tired of being the bad boys of Europe and decide to settle down. So, they embrace Christianity, slap on some crowns, and call themselves a kingdom. Because the people of Hungary are a primitive, inbred and dirty lot, they were picked on by larger, and [[Some argue|arguably]] dirtier, [[Turkey|primitives]]. This marked one of the first instances in history of apes trolling other apes. While this clusterfuck was happening, the Archduke of Austria [[rape|married]] the shit out of the Hungarian princess, effectively committing Grand Theft Nation, leaving the peoples of Hungary now the laughing stock of the globe because their princess was a dirty fucking whore. This event in history is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Double Penetration of Austria and Turkey&#039;&#039;&#039;. You can google that for proof. &lt;br /&gt;
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===WW1===&lt;br /&gt;
Then, in 1911, WW1 broke out. Unfortunately for all soldiers involved, the general tactic was to [[Zerg Rush|Zerg rush]] the enemy at full speed, and of course resulting in [[pwned|much pwnage]]. Austria and its buttbuddies [[Hetalia|Prussia and Turkey]], ALMOST won, because they had superior tactics, firepower and infrastructure. However years of continued buttraep by [[Britain|Britain]] and the Allies eventually caused them to lose. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|left|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After the war the Allies decided that Austro-Hungary and Prussia were too dangerous, and cut the Empire up. Most people know about the Treaty of Versailles, which completely fucked up Germany for a while, but the Treaty of Trianon was even more lulzy. Although not permabanned from the world (A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE), Hungary lost 50% of its previous land and nobody gave two shits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nothing interesting happened after that, besides an epic fail revolution in 1956 when [[Soviet Russia]] buttfucked Hungary and [[accidentally]] the country.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Geography and Infrastructure ==&lt;br /&gt;
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===THE CUNTRY===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|200px|right|[http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Their enormous cawks]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:redneck3.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nope, your family decides which one you get to marry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hungary is a boring place with boring scenery. Enjoy flat land? Go to the Alföld, a big fucking grassland. Enjoy lakes? There&#039;s only one of any importance, Lake Balaton. Apart from that, there really is nothing to see in Hungary.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Hungayrians take great pride in the Alföld, viewing it as the homeland of many [[shit|great]] poets and artists. However for the average farmer living in this boring grassland, the only fun comes in the form of [[Bestiality|Bestilolity]], as there are more sheep and cattle in Hungary than there are humans. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Pride of the Hungarian countryside &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===THE CAPITAL SHITTY===&lt;br /&gt;
The capital city, Budapest, has a population of [[Over 9000|2 million]] and consists of 90% Gypsies and 10% dead bodies. Almost everyone is related, due to the Hungarians love of incest. This city is also a tourist trap, where nightclub owners will buttrape you for small change and murder you for free, but only if you&#039;re a nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
Map of Budapest: https://tinyurl.com/magyarmap&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This is normal transportation, even in a supposedly &amp;quot;modern&amp;quot; capital.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A standard sight in the capital.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;What they (the tourist sites) want you to see...&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Parliament - big house where Hungarian politicians watch gay porn on their iPads. There&#039;s a supermarket inside in case they feel like getting drunk.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Castle - here be rich Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Heroes&#039; Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)&lt;br /&gt;
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that no Hungarians could ever afford to buy&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;And what they don&#039;t want you to see...&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Gypsies&lt;br /&gt;
* Gays&lt;br /&gt;
* Niggers&lt;br /&gt;
* Gypsy ghetto&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Jews (noisy and otherwise)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; THERE ARE NO JEWS IN HUNGARY FUCKHEAD.&lt;br /&gt;
* Skinheads&lt;br /&gt;
* Football hooligans&lt;br /&gt;
* Soviet era cars&lt;br /&gt;
* Porno &#039;taches&lt;br /&gt;
* Chinese Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiot|Gypsy Mafia]] (Also known as FIDESZ)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ukrainian Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* Russian Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Israel|Jewish Mafia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Hungarian Mafia (HAHAHA NO, HUNGARIANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ORGANIZED CRIME!!!!!11!1!)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hobosexual|Homeless people sodomizing each other]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|There are no crimes in Hungary, only &amp;quot;incidents with the locals&amp;quot;.|The first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:bkv.jpg|thumb|200px|right|In post-Communist Hungary, bus drives you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The transportation system in Budapest is both shitty and expensive. Trains younger than 30 years old are nonexistent. The average age of a bus used by public [[holocaust|transportation]]in Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it&#039;s the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being [[Russia|Soviet]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;People and Culture&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (THEY AREN&#039;T PEOPLE AND HAVE NO CULTURE) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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====Gypsies &amp;amp; Sheep====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|&amp;quot;You&#039;ll die&amp;quot; -  this happens when you leave gypsies alive]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:snipernazi.png|200px|thumb|right|The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a primarily Gypsy nation, and any concept of a &amp;quot;pure&amp;quot; Hungarian race disappeared long ago when the great Gypsy king MEGALOLZOR the 2nd shot his mighty load into the last full-blooded Hungarian girl. In recent years, some niggers decided to give Hungarians AIDS. However, most Hungarians have still never seen a real negro, instead learning all they need to know about the negroid race by visiting the monkey enclosure in Budapest Zoo.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Racial Equality===&lt;br /&gt;
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Racism in Hungary is alive and well. In fact, it is legal to kill a black man at night, so long as you pay the cops [[At least 100|a couple]] forints and let them gangrape your wife and daughter (being Hungary, it is mandatory for you to join in). White tourists will still find themselves becoming victims of Hungarian racism, for looking too much like a nigger or too much like a German or whatever. Basically Hungary is the only European country where a black man can&#039;t get laid with anyone just by being black.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HungaryLynching.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Circa 2009 with fun camera filters to emphasize skin color differences]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Shit|Food]] And [[Cum|Drink]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungarian &amp;quot;food&amp;quot; looks like a corpse ate shitty Italian food and then puked it up before ejaculating onto it.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:goulash.jpg|Good Hungarian pasta&lt;br /&gt;
File:krumplisteszta.jpg|Another good Hungarian pasta&lt;br /&gt;
File:rantotta.jpg|Mixture of shit&lt;br /&gt;
File:spenot.jpg|YUMMY&lt;br /&gt;
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===WIMINZ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:hothungirl1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Evidence]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oldhungarianlady.jpg|thumb|200px|right|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Warning:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; Although it&#039;s true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, they age &#039;&#039;fast as holy motherfucking christ&#039;&#039; and look like this at age 30.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungarian girls are generally very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them.&lt;br /&gt;
The reason Hungarians girls don&#039;t abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a penis length of 16.51 centimeters(6.5 inches for you Americunts). This confirms that [http://x-art.com/models/leila/ all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts].&lt;br /&gt;
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===CLUBBING===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is also (in)famous for its nightlife. It is great...if you&#039;re Hungarian. Tourists will find themselves being ripped off and possibly held hostage for no reason other than because they&#039;re not natives. A lot of tourists think it is fun to enter the first club they see, usually one with hot women standing outside. [[Fact|They are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen]]. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurrence in Hungarian clubs and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says &#039;death to niggers&#039; and jumping in Budapest&#039;s nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way.|unknown author}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.budapest-tourist-guide.com/budapest-nightclub-reviews.html Original link and more reviews]&lt;br /&gt;
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===TÉVÉZZÉÉÉÉÉ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary also has one of the most [[lulz|lulziest]] and [[Retarded|peculiar]] world of media ever, especially on television. &lt;br /&gt;
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Most Hungarians (especially people above 30, which the country has too fucking much of) love [[Brainwash|baking their brains out]] by watching the shittiest, most retarded shows on television ever. &lt;br /&gt;
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They also have a huge bunch of [[Lie|wonderful, nice, polite, and loveable]] celebrities which fucktarded Hungarians (all of them) love to idolize, including and not limited to [[Idiot|showmans]], [[Wigger|rappers]], and [[Faggot|reality show stars]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Also to note, a lot of famous Hungarian shows are ripped-off from other countries:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Barátok Közt&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (1998-present): Cheap and shitty weekday evening soap opera - Ripped-off from UK soap opera [[Londonistan|Eastenders]] (1985-present).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ValóVilág&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2002-2004, 2010-present): Retarded reality show filled with [[Slut|sluts]], [[Douchebag|muscular gypsy douchebags]], and [[Stupid|dumb braindead fucks]] - Ripped-off from equally shitty reality show [[Big Brother]] (2000-present). (Funnily enough, the recent installments of the series call it ValóVilág - powered by Big Brother)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Éjjel-Nappal Budapest&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2013-present): Similar to ValóVilág, but instead of a reality show it&#039;s a weekday &amp;quot;drama&amp;quot; about a similar bunch of retarded sluts and similar bunch of douchebags living together in a &amp;quot;trendy&amp;quot; apartment, with every episode including atleast one of them arguing with their [[fuck-buddy|loved one]] about typical [[faggotry]] like their sex life and parties. Favorite amongst idiotic gypsy teens who are already fucking, and smoking [[cigarettes|cigs]] at 14 - Ripped-off from similar [[German]] show &#039;&#039;Berlin – Tag &amp;amp; Nacht&#039;&#039; (2011-present).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Győzike Show&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2005-2008): Another reality show about gypsy-fuck celebrity [[Who?|Győző Gáspár&#039;s]] shitty family, showing their &#039;&#039;&#039;TOTALLY REAL&#039;&#039;&#039; daily life and [[autism|lulzy actions]] - Ripped-off from similar celebrity daily life show &#039;&#039;The Osbournes&#039;&#039; (2002-2005).&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of the most [[shitty|notable]] [[cancer|TV channels]] from Hungary include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Magyar Televízió&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - The public TV owned by the gypsy maffia, known for constantly faking news and talking shit about [[George Soros|Soros]] even though [http://www.debrecensun.hu/national/2018/04/02/30-years-ago-viktor-orban-applied-for-soros-scholarship/ Orbán applied for Soros scholarship back in the 80&#039;s, and were fuck-buddies for a long time.]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;RTL KLUB&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;{{jew}} - Local version of german brainwash channel owned by the jews of Bertelsmann. The 4 shows mentioned above air on RTL and it&#039;s retarded sister channels.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;TV2&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Formerly owned by German jews ProSieben, now owned by Orbán&#039;s gypsy maffia friends, also known for ripping-off shows from RTL and always [[Fail|failing]] tremendously.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Budapest Európa TV&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Probably the most autistic and lulziest of all the channels, former and current home of a bunch of ugly [[Autogynephilia|trannies]], [[gay|faggots]], and [[Aspergers|spergs]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ATV&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Idiotic political cesspool owned by the kike faggots at the [[Fundamentalist|Hungarian Faith Church]]{{jew}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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;A technician tries to be a motherfucking ninja after accidentally appearing on live TV.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Government-owned news channel completely fucks itself up, note the news reporter&#039;s embarassment on his face. (Skip to around 2 minutes 15 seconds)&lt;br /&gt;
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;Mentally retarded cunt is way too happy to stay in an equally mentally retarded reality show, which is the aforementioned ValóVilág.&lt;br /&gt;
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;&amp;quot;Psychic&amp;quot; does a live [[WTF|&amp;quot;phantom spine surgery&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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;Same guy &amp;quot;sends energy&amp;quot; through the screen.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Politics and the State ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==== POLITICS ====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:gyurcsany.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and then change tax regulations in their favor. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how economics works. This seems to be some kind of unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they&#039;re in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. [[No|Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country]]. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it &amp;quot;a fucking shitty country&amp;quot;. Afterwards he admitted he [[accidentally|accidentally the country up]] and he also added &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;fuck life&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Fuck The Police|FASZ A RENDŐRSÉG!!!11!1!]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hungarian police have all of the corruption of Russian police with all the casual nigger-hating racism of American cops. There&#039;s scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light whilst using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you&#039;re looking at two years. And if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison for life. Enjoy your time, [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|criminal scum]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hungarians outside of Hungary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Even though this is quite obvious, some Hungarians migrated to western nations to either A: get away from their shithole entirely or B: get away from their shithole for a vacation, and there&#039;s C: moving (or being born) in one of Hungary&#039;s bordering nations, one of them being Romania.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whilst being a [[Shithole|paradise]] to many (and mainly) gypsy&#039;s, some parts have generally Hungarians, of which they call themselves, &amp;quot;Szeklers&amp;quot;, they have an estimated population of about 500,000.&lt;br /&gt;
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They can be found in Harghita, Mureș and most importantly, Covasna, where it&#039;s either history, culture and nature or a post-commie mess with little to no standards, and trust me, I am a native of this county, they make up 70% of this small land and yet Brasov has more tourist then they do.&lt;br /&gt;
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They were targets of &amp;quot;[[Lulz|Romanianization]]&amp;quot; during the Treaty of Trianon and in between both world wars, if no one cared anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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They have their own [[political partyDemocratic Alliance of Hungarians in Romania|political party]], and always chimp out about &amp;quot;Szekler independence&amp;quot;, even though this will lead to many problems including but not limited to:&lt;br /&gt;
* Being forced to learn and speak Hungarian.&lt;br /&gt;
* Not having aid, electricity and whatnot (even doe they can get it from the [[Romania |outside world]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Not having a legitimate currency, the forint doesn&#039;t count.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SzeklerFlag.png|thumb|right|The Szekler flag....]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Iraq04proposed.gif|thumb|right|...And Iraq&#039;s proposed flag from 2004, look familiar?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling Hungarians ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: &amp;quot;Oh I&#039;m hungry too, let&#039;s get something to eat!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that they are Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them Imre Nagy is sucking cocks in Hell. &lt;br /&gt;
* Ask if Mr Biro stole his idea for the ballpoint pen from a donkey.&lt;br /&gt;
* Call them Mongoloids.&lt;br /&gt;
* Say Trianon was the best thing to happen to Hungary in history, or that Slovakia and Romania have rightfully earned their independence.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them anything in English, they won&#039;t fucking understand a word anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
* If on teh internet, troll them by telling them you are a nigger who has fucked many Hungarian wimminz and impregnated them all with your african [[Cum|seed]]. FUN FACT! This also works on [[Estonia|Estonians]], [[Finland|Finns]], and [[Russia|Ruskies]], or any other race who value their hawt bitches over life itself. DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL as this will result in being permab&amp;amp; from existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*When they try and speak to you in Hungarian, reply with &amp;quot;Sorry, no hablo español por favor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Remind them that [[Romania]] has a lower [[incest]] and first-cousin marriage rate than Hungary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== THE PRIDE OF HUNGARY! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest&lt;br /&gt;
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File:meanwhilebudapest5.jpg|Another average Budapest habitant&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiots]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gypsies]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Austria]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Turkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Turulchan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:A bizzare mating ritual.png|thumb|300px|right|This is how mudsharks love their BDSM - guns, cocaine n&#039; gangbangs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark &#039;&#039;(Also known as: Snow Bunny, Coal Burner, wigger woman, Snow Ho, Art Major, [[Nigger|Nigger Trophy]], welfare recipient)&#039;&#039; is commonly mistaken for a person practicing a form of zoophilia which is incorrect since a Mudshark herself is a wild female vertebrate animal with [[white devil|severe vitamin D deficiency in human form]]. &lt;br /&gt;
She will only breed with anyone [[africa|exotic]] and [[Nigger|brown]] out of her race; the darker - the better. She also speaks Ebonics and other forms of broken english. However the worst thing about the Mud, is not who she dates but her own personality.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The mudshark scene==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&#039;“There are three reasons why the [white] women come here,” explains Wayne, one of the black men who are here to be “appreciated”. Wayne has just come out of a playroom, and has barely bothered to put his clothes back on – his flies low, shirt open, and tie hung nonchalantly around his neck. He’s a good-looking guy, with a toned physique and neatly twisted locks.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;| Wayne Brown&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;“One [reason is], black men have bigger penises.” [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|That’s a stereotype,]] I argue. “It’s not a stereotype!” he replies. “Black men are built differently. You have to acknowledge nature.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Number two,” Wayne continues, “black men have better rhythm in bed. That’s also a fact. And thirdly, they are just [[Rapists|more dominant.]] You know, a lot of these women are [[Whores|not satisfied]] by their [[Cuckoldry|husbands,]] who want them to do all the work. They want to feel a strong man inside them, dominating them. They want an alpha male. That’s what they get here,” [[YGGR|he smiles at me, knowingly.]]|It&#039;s all downhill after this. [https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/13/black-woman-always-fetishised-racism-in-bedroom &#039;&#039;&#039;Source&#039;&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Some argue|Many believe]] that Mudsharks are a millennial epidemic created by the [[jew|Jews]], but in fact they have existed&lt;br /&gt;
since the beginning of prostitution itself, the most ancient profession. 69,000,000 BC the first mudsharks of the emerging [[homosexual|homo]]-sapiens rebelled against human evolution by exclusively fucking lesser monkeys and friendzoning the [[nice guys]] who could make fire and cook.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mating Habits==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mudshark zerg quin.jpg|thumb|right|Mudsharks breed relentlessly]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wild mudshark appears.jpg| A wild mudshark specimen. When [[horny|in heat]], her body temperature rises to high levels, making her running either naked or half naked pursuing the nigger cocks|thumb|130px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Classical Mudshark knows that the [[nigger|mate]] she desires so strongly is naturally attracted to physical features and style of [[nigger|females of his own species]]. She will try to trick him into believing she can also be as ratchet as the average Negress. This she will do by going wigger mode; Copying the Negress by outfit, [[chimpout|behavior]] and some [[fat|physical]] [[ass|features]]. However, she will keep her white skin and white girl hair to show that she is still special and exotic compared to the Negress.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is desperate to pollute her genes with aids and produce caramelized offspring; when in heat she will expose her [[tits|mammalian glands]] and puff up her [[ass|buttocks]] with [[fat|junk food]] or artificially inserted jelly beans. The puffed buttocks are meant to [[attention whore|attract the attention]] of a potential [[Rapist|black mate]] from afar.&lt;br /&gt;
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Once she spots a potential black mate in the area she will arch her back towards him and [[twerk|shake]] her buttocks to further draw his attention to her.&lt;br /&gt;
Once the nigger gets close enough for direct observation she will begin the mating ritual by dancing around and do more twerking. If she manages to get him interested he will show it by dry humping her from behind.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[So-called|relationship]] with her [[nigger|black]] mate, the Mudshark will show off her newfound black gold to other Mudsharks in public places, often using social networks to proclaim news of her enhanced status. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Violence==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mudshark sunglasses.jpg|thumb|Mudshark Sunglasses, a diverse point of view]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Do not be fooled by the typical representation of the &amp;quot;victim Mudshark&amp;quot; who is portrayed as a misguided brainwashed girl who just made a mistake and ended up battered or killed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is an aggressive-dominant type, a feral animal who will go for someone even more feral, dominant and aggressive: the typical [[nigger]]. After the mating honeymoon is over she will begin testing her mate for dominance to see if he is still worthy of breeding. She will shed her submissive image and chimp at him, challenging his dominance. This tension will eventually lead to physical combat between her and her mate. The nigger will usually win this match as he is much more muscular and aggressive. The traditional pair of Mudshark Sunglasses are a message that the male is still dominant. The Mudshark will then see him as a worthy father to her intended brood, until the day she starts to doubt his dominance again - but the buck will try to prevent this by punching her once in a while to suppress further insubordination. Weaker bucks will breed with the Mudshark until they sense the mating honeymoon is over and then run like hell - probably the real reason why many Mudsharks end up as single moms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is a territorial and possessive creature; She will show her teeth and growl at any female glancing at or coming too close to her [[nigger|exotic]] partner. The teeth are meant to warn and scare away competition, when challenged the Mudshark will attack immediately[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e2_1451088651] as she has very low impulse control. If beaten in a fight by stronger female or male she will crown herself as the victim to gain sympathy from fellow Mudsharks and niggers in the hope of forming an attack pack to attempt revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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==About 50% Of The Rape Cases Are A Lie==&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is no defenseless animal and is too proud to lose with honor. when at conflict she will strive for victory at any cost. As a mudshark often can&#039;t use rational arguments due to her inferior IQ, she will attempt to compensate through other means. These include, but are not limited to: empty threats; playing the victim card (whether of not it&#039;s true); blaming others; making excuses; gaslighting; shameless self-righteousness; and exaggerated or false accusations to demonize her opponent. &lt;br /&gt;
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Most mudsharks are superficially charismatic, competitive, controlling and drawn to adore antisocial behaviors, fighting dirty is their favorite. Mudsharks are highly manipulative, however their manipulation is on the level of a 12 yearold girl therefore can&#039;t be used to progress in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudsharks bullshit profusely, and like to accuse innocent guys of rape or threaten to falsely report them for rape just because she&#039;s upset with them or wants them to do something against their better judgement. Mudsharks are often too confident in their speech, even if it&#039;s nonsense.&lt;br /&gt;
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In reality mudsharks sometimes participate in rape cases by sending their horny ratchet homies to their ex female friends, telling them the girls are interested.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Psychology &amp;amp; Behavior==&lt;br /&gt;
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Scientists and [[psychiatrist|psychiatrists]] have yet to learn whether the root cause of Mudsharkery is nature or nurture. What we know so far is that Mudshark&#039;s reptilian brain and mammalian brain are the only functional contents in her skull, while the primate brain is completely shut off. This explains why rational talk is useless, the Mudshark&#039;s tendency to act before thinking, and her total inability to learn from past mistakes. Time passes faster than average in Mudshark&#039;s brain, making her impatient and pursue pleasures of the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Early Life==&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning as a young girl, the Classical mudshark&#039;s sexuality develops earlier than that of an average kid. At the Elementary School stage, she will form packs with other mudsharks, typical niglets and [[yuppie|spoiled rich kids]]. She will have orgies with the thug lyfe boys in her school to widen her holes thus preparing herself for the glorious big black dicks she will receive one day. (This may have a protective purpose, since it marks her as undesirable for most pedophiles.)&lt;br /&gt;
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As her hormones rage she will look for any excuse to pick up a fight; whether it&#039;s over a poster of a celebrity or hunting down the nerds of the class.&lt;br /&gt;
The Mudshark is allergic to IQ, she thinks studying is for losers; but will lash out if you dare to call her out for what she is: [[truth|&amp;quot;Dumb&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
The Mudshark will project her dominance already at primary school which she strongly sees as the jungle-ruled arena: she will attempt to reassert her superiority to everyone by playing the [[shit|latest most explicit gangsta rap music]] [[attention whore|out loud]] on her smartphone or tampon shaped radio. She will show off her new bought skimpy clothes and [[bitch|criticize]] anyone who doesn&#039;t have fashion sense as awesome as hers. As mudshark hates any authority besides the one given by black thugs, she might sometimes throw stuff at the teachers, hiss at her mom, and open up a porn site during computer class to show how cool and hardcore she is.&lt;br /&gt;
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At Middle [[School]] the mudshark will keep being the same [[bitch]]. In addition she may dispose any of the toys she has; replacing them with cigarettes, drugs, alcohol and more fake gold jewellery. She will almost certainly brag to her mudshark friends about how many boyfriends she had/has to gain further approval.&lt;br /&gt;
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At Highschool stage she will start to dress in an even more slutty manner, and be busy enjoying sex with as much niggers as school as she can get.&lt;br /&gt;
At this stage some of the Mudsharks drop out and go work for minimum wage.&lt;br /&gt;
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When a Mudshark reaches maturity stage; her adolescent hormones will start drop down. At this stage half mudsharks would even soften with their behavior (unless: mating season or offended).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mudshark Kit==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mudshark Kitt.jpg|thumb|300px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Serena Beuford.jpg|thumb|180|right|On the left: A pathetic excuse for a human being [https://www.nigeriafilms.com/style/122-beauty/40985-ladies-get-in-here-ladies-goes-into-coma-after-fake-butt-explodes] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudsharks can be recognized just by their looks alone as they like the emos, goths, gangstas (etc...) have their own code of dressing; they will try to copy the Negress uniform as much as they can.&lt;br /&gt;
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Typical Mudshark outfit consists of:&lt;br /&gt;
*Ridiculously wide earrings (by this the she reveals the status of her vagina tightness to scare away white dudes)&lt;br /&gt;
*Shiny clothes with fake diamonds and sparklings &lt;br /&gt;
*Short skirt/pants or very tight yoga pants&lt;br /&gt;
*Swag hat&lt;br /&gt;
*Shiny jewellery out of plastic or real metal (as the hunters of the savannah are known to be attracted to shiny objects)&lt;br /&gt;
*Skimpy and tight sports outfit&lt;br /&gt;
*Golden Grills&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheetah Dressings&lt;br /&gt;
*Fake Fur&lt;br /&gt;
*Shitty keds; typically pink and purple&lt;br /&gt;
*Obnoxious Tramp Stamp Tattoos &lt;br /&gt;
*Pink and purple clothes&lt;br /&gt;
*Tan - Some mudsharks will go further with their mating ways by [[Oompa Loompas|tanning themselves everyday in a human toaster machine]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Basically anything that helps her look like an expensive prostitute&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sub Species==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Documentaryflyingmudshark.jpg|thumb|right|100px| There is a literal graphic documentary about the Flying Mudshark type!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Classical Mudshark - Purest specimen. The most vicious and ratchet with zero remorse and ability to learn from past mistakes, no redemption of black cock addiction and bitchiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Kim Kardashian|Media Mudshark]] - Is a mutant created by federal government in Illuminati laboratory to spread propaganda to teenage girls that black cock is the best, [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|the biggest]], the most [[om nom nom|delicious]] and expensive![http://libertyunyielding.com/2015/07/03/somali-immigrant-to-sweden-rapes-12-year-old-girl-gets-community-service/]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Flying Mudshark [http://www.nairaland.com/876745/nigerian-man-28-marries-71-year-old] - Typically old horny women with 20 inch long tits who abandon their whole normal established family [http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/mum-nine-no-regrets-leaving-11625037] to go on a wild sex tourism to [[africa|exotic places]] around the world searching for young muscular [[nigger|black man]] who will come home with them and love them for who they are. To be considered a flying mudshark one has to be over 40 years old. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Hippie Mudshark - Would excuse her behavior for being diverse and non racist. This type would vote for Africans invading her country and staying there no matter what.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mudwhale - A lazy morbidly obese woman who wants only a manly muscular man while sitting on her ass eating lots of cakes. She finds herself to be only interesting in the eyes of the black dudes, and once she goes black - she never goes back. Their typical first date goes in KFC.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The &amp;quot;I Hate My Dad&amp;quot; Mudshark - Typically teens or young adults. As Mudshark being a wild female she resents her white father&#039;s authority for constantly telling her what to do and who she should date; So she decides to surprise him with black boyfriends to show he has no authority over her. Some of those will end up being kicked out of the house and beg for donations over the internet[http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/teen-raises-over-s16-000-after-parents-cut-off-college-fund-for-dating-a-black-guy-news.27437.html].&lt;br /&gt;
As this type grows older she will remain a mudshark because: Due to her [[Retard|limited intelligence]] she will assume every white man she meets is like her father and also because of the simple rule: Once you go black, you never go back.&lt;br /&gt;
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*SandShark - Breeds only with [[sandniggers|Sandniggers]]. Will tan herself till she gets cancer and just like classical mudshark will have racial identity issues. But unlike the Muddie, her mating ritual is a little different: she will perform belly dance instead of twerking to impress her mate. This type is known to typically convert to [[Islam]], run far away from their homes with a new found [[sandnigger|lover]] and join a [[ISIS|terrorist]] [[Al Qaeda|Organization]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*MaleShark - Yes, they literally exist. Also known as &amp;quot;Oil Driller&amp;quot; [[File:Only-date-black-girls.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Note: She wears his fedora]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*MuscleShark - or Mudshark 2.0/Squat-minator is basically your average mudshark on steroids. A slowly emerging species.&lt;br /&gt;
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*VodkaShark - A mudshark of russian/ukrainian descent who dates only tan skinned hairy men from countries like Georgia, Tajikistan, Chechnya, Armenia, Turkey, Tent Bedouins and other arabs/muslims. They have the typical mudshark outfit and antisocial attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
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;&amp;quot;Black cox is best yo&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsegallery|The Mudshark Gallery|cg1|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=4&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudshark mating season 1.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudshark dominating her prey.jpg|Protective of her black gold, this mudshark can be seen showing her teeth to anyone who would show any sign of interest for her mate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudshark and her two offspring.jpg|A happy mommy of two&lt;br /&gt;
File:Katy perry shark.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudwhale.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ba41ef169afd8fffd366d74995da7caee171eb6a9ad70d7ff2114b4f86370bd2 1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:A true mudshark.jpg| A true mudshark tattoo&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudshark and her offspring.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:1561706217822.jpg|thumb|Daddies proud! &lt;br /&gt;
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File:Thug lyfe ist cool.png|Black Guys = Status symbol&lt;br /&gt;
File:Wp-image-1938112997jpg.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudsharks-8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:She has her mothers eyes.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:YTSHARK.png|Typical pickup line, totally not obvious you&#039;re begging for this nigga&#039;s wood&lt;br /&gt;
File:Likes4dababy.jpg|Drop it&lt;br /&gt;
File:Happy mudwhale2.jpg|Is that an eggplant?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Behindyouuu.jpg|BEHIND YOU!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hornyforblackdick.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Notjuggalo.jpg|Not a juggalo&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudsharkyogaclub.jpeg|There are special gyms for skanks, with lots of tiny dumbbells and super heavy plates for extreme squats to pump dat ass&lt;br /&gt;
File:Munchingongambianicecream.jpg|Mudsharks love their chocolate candy&lt;br /&gt;
File:1487525528 img 3580.jpg|Mudwhales are humans too.. nah&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trust no bitch.jpg|necklace for the bitch&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taylorswiftismudsharktoo.jpg|&amp;quot;She looks at you like shit, white man&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stormies on caramels.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:UxhVSzT.jpg|males can be mudsharks too&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mating season warning sign.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Killwhiteykillwhitey.jpg|Mudsharks are known to literally hate themselves&lt;br /&gt;
File:Happy mudwhale3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blkcockonly.jpg|Planning her next tattoo&lt;br /&gt;
File:Esgtesd.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:6364823 700b.jpg|[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackguyshavebbds.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Keep-calm-white-boys-i-only-date-black-guys.png| A message to /pol/&lt;br /&gt;
File:Krystalblm.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lookinforblackman.jpg|Who wants to dive in?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tfjft.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical-black-behavior..png|won&#039;t teach her anything&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brandon Johnson - family photo 1455330176169 31842003 ver1.0 640 480.jpg|What?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trampmuffintop.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amothlater.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Curiousforbbd.jpg|cucked bf soon&lt;br /&gt;
File:Datingwhiteguysisawkward.jpg|&amp;quot;Cuz dating white guys is awkward...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Demblackskinz.jpg|makes her hungry to think of that shiny chocolaty skin&lt;br /&gt;
File:IMG 20170315 203323.jpg|&amp;quot;White guys are pussays&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Loluwhitehoes.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Newbtrent.jpg|The username...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kfcsharks.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IMG 20170315 203615.jpg| &#039;Murica&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beautifulblackmenxxx.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Poliskamudhark.jpg|Polish girls be like...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Passportafrica.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Niggasnotwishwashy.jpg|She likes her D straihgtforward&lt;br /&gt;
File:Onlyhitbyblackmen.jpg|Your average german girl...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Thosewhipcreams.jpg|&amp;quot;If white men were tying us to the kitchen by the neck i&#039;d be wet for them&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anothergermangirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Crazy-weave-ghetto-styles.jpg| Ish yo gurl. boi&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dead-inside-grandpa-mudshark.jpg| The face of a disappointed grandpa&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rehgysryrt.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rtuejt6yh.jpg| A classic look&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gfjhstfjtf.jpg| burn the coal, pay the toll&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dshjtfdhjtf.jpg|kentucky fried hippo&lt;br /&gt;
File:Starter-pack-girl-date-black-guys1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:2pac-tattoo.jpg| Daum it feelz gud 2 b gangsta!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rachet-white-girl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:5ujrsr6j.jpg| u jell homie?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dtyjtydijy7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Img 8977-0.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:1114105054b7c8bcf5566c7d9725383f.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:London-bridge-police-mudshark-girlfriend.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:66663.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Parenting+fail d4a105 3750341.jpg| Sharkies teach their young what cock to prefer&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[16 Year Old Girl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Le 56% face|56% Face (Le)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abortion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Attention Whore]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miley Cyrus|Cyrus, Miley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kim Kardashian|Kardashian, Kim]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nigger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Domestic violence|Violence (domestic)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Welfare]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wigger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/13/black-woman-always-fetishised-racism-in-bedroom &#039;&#039;&#039;Fucking idiotic Guardian reporter visits mudsharking bordello and lectures the darkies about how they are being racist against themselves&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|mN4DY|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/13/black-woman-always-fetishised-racism-in-bedroom|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Mudshark</title>
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[[File:A bizzare mating ritual.png|thumb|300px|right|This is how mudsharks love their BDSM - guns, cocaine n&#039; gangbangs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark &#039;&#039;(Also known as: Snow Bunny, Coal Burner, wigger woman, Snow Ho, Art Major, [[Nigger|Nigger Trophy]], welfare recipient)&#039;&#039; is commonly mistaken for a person practicing a form of zoophilia which is incorrect since a Mudshark herself is a wild female vertebrate animal with [[white devil|severe vitamin D deficiency in human form]]. &lt;br /&gt;
She will only breed with anyone [[africa|exotic]] and [[Nigger|brown]] out of her race; the darker - the better. She also speaks Ebonics and other forms of broken english. However the worst thing about the Mud, is not who she dates but her own personality.&lt;br /&gt;
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|&#039;&#039;&#039;“There are three reasons why the [white] women come here,” explains Wayne, one of the black men who are here to be “appreciated”. Wayne has just come out of a playroom, and has barely bothered to put his clothes back on – his flies low, shirt open, and tie hung nonchalantly around his neck. He’s a good-looking guy, with a toned physique and neatly twisted locks.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;| Wayne Brown&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;“One [reason is], black men have bigger penises.” [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|That’s a stereotype,]] I argue. “It’s not a stereotype!” he replies. “Black men are built differently. You have to acknowledge nature.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Number two,” Wayne continues, “black men have better rhythm in bed. That’s also a fact. And thirdly, they are just [[Rapists|more dominant.]] You know, a lot of these women are [[Whores|not satisfied]] by their [[Cuckoldry|husbands,]] who want them to do all the work. They want to feel a strong man inside them, dominating them. They want an alpha male. That’s what they get here,” [[YGGR|he smiles at me, knowingly.]]|It&#039;s all downhill after this. [https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/13/black-woman-always-fetishised-racism-in-bedroom &#039;&#039;&#039;Source&#039;&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Some argue|Many believe]] that Mudsharks are a millennial epidemic created by the [[jew|Jews]], but in fact they have existed&lt;br /&gt;
since the beginning of prostitution itself, the most ancient profession. 69,000,000 BC the first mudsharks of the emerging [[homosexual|homo]]-sapiens rebelled against human evolution by exclusively fucking lesser monkeys and friendzoning the [[nice guys]] who could make fire and cook.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Ancient Mud1.jpg|Pompeii&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mating Habits==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mudshark zerg quin.jpg|thumb|right|Mudsharks breed relentlessly]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Wild mudshark appears.jpg| A wild mudshark specimen. When [[horny|in heat]], her body temperature rises to high levels, making her running either naked or half naked pursuing the nigger cocks|thumb|130px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Classical Mudshark knows that the [[nigger|mate]] she desires so strongly is naturally attracted to physical features and style of [[nigger|females of his own species]]. She will try to trick him into believing she can also be as ratchet as the average Negress. This she will do by going wigger mode; Copying the Negress by outfit, [[chimpout|behavior]] and some [[fat|physical]] [[ass|features]]. However, she will keep her white skin and white girl hair to show that she is still special and exotic compared to the Negress.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is desperate to pollute her genes with aids and produce caramelized offspring; when in heat she will expose her [[tits|mammalian glands]] and puff up her [[ass|buttocks]] with [[fat|junk food]] or artificially inserted jelly beans. The puffed buttocks are meant to [[attention whore|attract the attention]] of a potential [[Rapist|black mate]] from afar.&lt;br /&gt;
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Once she spots a potential black mate in the area she will arch her back towards him and [[twerk|shake]] her buttocks to further draw his attention to her.&lt;br /&gt;
Once the nigger gets close enough for direct observation she will begin the mating ritual by dancing around and do more twerking. If she manages to get him interested he will show it by dry humping her from behind.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Violence==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mudshark sunglasses.jpg|thumb|Mudshark Sunglasses, a diverse point of view]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Do not be fooled by the typical representation of the &amp;quot;victim Mudshark&amp;quot; who is portrayed as a misguided brainwashed girl who just made a mistake and ended up battered or killed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is an aggressive-dominant type, a feral animal who will go for someone even more feral, dominant and aggressive: the typical [[nigger]]. After the mating honeymoon is over she will begin testing her mate for dominance to see if he is still worthy of breeding. She will shed her submissive image and chimp at him, challenging his dominance. This tension will eventually lead to physical combat between her and her mate. The nigger will usually win this match as he is much more muscular and aggressive. The traditional pair of Mudshark Sunglasses are a message that the male is still dominant. The Mudshark will then see him as a worthy father to her intended brood, until the day she starts to doubt his dominance again - but the buck will try to prevent this by punching her once in a while to suppress further insubordination. Weaker bucks will breed with the Mudshark until they sense the mating honeymoon is over and then run like hell - probably the real reason why many Mudsharks end up as single moms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is a territorial and possessive creature; She will show her teeth and growl at any female glancing at or coming too close to her [[nigger|exotic]] partner. The teeth are meant to warn and scare away competition, when challenged the Mudshark will attack immediately[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e2_1451088651] as she has very low impulse control. If beaten in a fight by stronger female or male she will crown herself as the victim to gain sympathy from fellow Mudsharks and niggers in the hope of forming an attack pack to attempt revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s better to keep a safe distance from a Mudshark as she can become mercilessly physically violent at the slightest offense; especially&lt;br /&gt;
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==About 50% Of The Rape Cases Are A Lie==&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudshark is no defenseless animal and is too proud to lose with honor. when at conflict she will strive for victory at any cost. As a mudshark often can&#039;t use rational arguments due to her inferior IQ, she will attempt to compensate through other means. These include, but are not limited to: empty threats; playing the victim card (whether of not it&#039;s true); blaming others; making excuses; gaslighting; shameless self-righteousness; and exaggerated or false accusations to demonize her opponent. &lt;br /&gt;
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Most mudsharks are superficially charismatic, competitive, controlling and drawn to adore antisocial behaviors, fighting dirty is their favorite. Mudsharks are highly manipulative, however their manipulation is on the level of a 12 yearold girl therefore can&#039;t be used to progress in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudsharks bullshit profusely, and like to accuse innocent guys of rape or threaten to falsely report them for rape just because she&#039;s upset with them or wants them to do something against their better judgement. Mudsharks are often too confident in their speech, even if it&#039;s nonsense.&lt;br /&gt;
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In reality mudsharks sometimes participate in rape cases by sending their horny ratchet homies to their ex female friends, telling them the girls are interested.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Psychology &amp;amp; Behavior==&lt;br /&gt;
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Scientists and [[psychiatrist|psychiatrists]] have yet to learn whether the root cause of Mudsharkery is nature or nurture. What we know so far is that Mudshark&#039;s reptilian brain and mammalian brain are the only functional contents in her skull, while the primate brain is completely shut off. This explains why rational talk is useless, the Mudshark&#039;s tendency to act before thinking, and her total inability to learn from past mistakes. Time passes faster than average in Mudshark&#039;s brain, making her impatient and pursue pleasures of the moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Early Life==&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning as a young girl, the Classical mudshark&#039;s sexuality develops earlier than that of an average kid. At the Elementary School stage, she will form packs with other mudsharks, typical niglets and [[yuppie|spoiled rich kids]]. She will have orgies with the thug lyfe boys in her school to widen her holes thus preparing herself for the glorious big black dicks she will receive one day. (This may have a protective purpose, since it marks her as undesirable for most pedophiles.)&lt;br /&gt;
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As her hormones rage she will look for any excuse to pick up a fight; whether it&#039;s over a poster of a celebrity or hunting down the nerds of the class.&lt;br /&gt;
The Mudshark is allergic to IQ, she thinks studying is for losers; but will lash out if you dare to call her out for what she is: [[truth|&amp;quot;Dumb&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
The Mudshark will project her dominance already at primary school which she strongly sees as the jungle-ruled arena: she will attempt to reassert her superiority to everyone by playing the [[shit|latest most explicit gangsta rap music]] [[attention whore|out loud]] on her smartphone or tampon shaped radio. She will show off her new bought skimpy clothes and [[bitch|criticize]] anyone who doesn&#039;t have fashion sense as awesome as hers. As mudshark hates any authority besides the one given by black thugs, she might sometimes throw stuff at the teachers, hiss at her mom, and open up a porn site during computer class to show how cool and hardcore she is.&lt;br /&gt;
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At Middle [[School]] the mudshark will keep being the same [[bitch]]. In addition she may dispose any of the toys she has; replacing them with cigarettes, drugs, alcohol and more fake gold jewellery. She will almost certainly brag to her mudshark friends about how many boyfriends she had/has to gain further approval.&lt;br /&gt;
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At Highschool stage she will start to dress in an even more slutty manner, and be busy enjoying sex with as much niggers as school as she can get.&lt;br /&gt;
At this stage some of the Mudsharks drop out and go work for minimum wage.&lt;br /&gt;
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When a Mudshark reaches maturity stage; her adolescent hormones will start drop down. At this stage half mudsharks would even soften with their behavior (unless: mating season or offended).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mudshark Kit==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Serena Beuford.jpg|thumb|180|right|On the left: A pathetic excuse for a human being [https://www.nigeriafilms.com/style/122-beauty/40985-ladies-get-in-here-ladies-goes-into-coma-after-fake-butt-explodes] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Mudsharks can be recognized just by their looks alone as they like the emos, goths, gangstas (etc...) have their own code of dressing; they will try to copy the Negress uniform as much as they can.&lt;br /&gt;
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Typical Mudshark outfit consists of:&lt;br /&gt;
*Ridiculously wide earrings (by this the she reveals the status of her vagina tightness to scare away white dudes)&lt;br /&gt;
*Shiny clothes with fake diamonds and sparklings &lt;br /&gt;
*Short skirt/pants or very tight yoga pants&lt;br /&gt;
*Swag hat&lt;br /&gt;
*Shiny jewellery out of plastic or real metal (as the hunters of the savannah are known to be attracted to shiny objects)&lt;br /&gt;
*Skimpy and tight sports outfit&lt;br /&gt;
*Golden Grills&lt;br /&gt;
*Cheetah Dressings&lt;br /&gt;
*Fake Fur&lt;br /&gt;
*Shitty keds; typically pink and purple&lt;br /&gt;
*Obnoxious Tramp Stamp Tattoos &lt;br /&gt;
*Pink and purple clothes&lt;br /&gt;
*Tan - Some mudsharks will go further with their mating ways by [[Oompa Loompas|tanning themselves everyday in a human toaster machine]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Basically anything that helps her look like an expensive prostitute&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sub Species==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Documentaryflyingmudshark.jpg|thumb|right|100px| There is a literal graphic documentary about the Flying Mudshark type!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Classical Mudshark - Purest specimen. The most vicious and ratchet with zero remorse and ability to learn from past mistakes, no redemption of black cock addiction and bitchiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Kim Kardashian|Media Mudshark]] - Is a mutant created by federal government in Illuminati laboratory to spread propaganda to teenage girls that black cock is the best, [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|the biggest]], the most [[om nom nom|delicious]] and expensive![http://libertyunyielding.com/2015/07/03/somali-immigrant-to-sweden-rapes-12-year-old-girl-gets-community-service/]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Flying Mudshark [http://www.nairaland.com/876745/nigerian-man-28-marries-71-year-old] - Typically old horny women with 20 inch long tits who abandon their whole normal established family [http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/mum-nine-no-regrets-leaving-11625037] to go on a wild sex tourism to [[africa|exotic places]] around the world searching for young muscular [[nigger|black man]] who will come home with them and love them for who they are. To be considered a flying mudshark one has to be over 40 years old. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Hippie Mudshark - Would excuse her behavior for being diverse and non racist. This type would vote for Africans invading her country and staying there no matter what.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mudwhale - A lazy morbidly obese woman who wants only a manly muscular man while sitting on her ass eating lots of cakes. She finds herself to be only interesting in the eyes of the black dudes, and once she goes black - she never goes back. Their typical first date goes in KFC.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The &amp;quot;I Hate My Dad&amp;quot; Mudshark - Typically teens or young adults. As Mudshark being a wild female she resents her white father&#039;s authority for constantly telling her what to do and who she should date; So she decides to surprise him with black boyfriends to show he has no authority over her. Some of those will end up being kicked out of the house and beg for donations over the internet[http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/teen-raises-over-s16-000-after-parents-cut-off-college-fund-for-dating-a-black-guy-news.27437.html].&lt;br /&gt;
As this type grows older she will remain a mudshark because: Due to her [[Retard|limited intelligence]] she will assume every white man she meets is like her father and also because of the simple rule: Once you go black, you never go back.&lt;br /&gt;
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*SandShark - Breeds only with [[sandniggers|Sandniggers]]. Will tan herself till she gets cancer and just like classical mudshark will have racial identity issues. But unlike the Muddie, her mating ritual is a little different: she will perform belly dance instead of twerking to impress her mate. This type is known to typically convert to [[Islam]], run far away from their homes with a new found [[sandnigger|lover]] and join a [[ISIS|terrorist]] [[Al Qaeda|Organization]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*MaleShark - Yes, they literally exist. Also known as &amp;quot;Oil Driller&amp;quot; [[File:Only-date-black-girls.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Note: She wears his fedora]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*MuscleShark - or Mudshark 2.0/Squat-minator is basically your average mudshark on steroids. A slowly emerging species.&lt;br /&gt;
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*VodkaShark - A mudshark of russian/ukrainian descent who dates only tan skinned hairy men from countries like Georgia, Tajikistan, Chechnya, Armenia, Turkey, Tent Bedouins and other arabs/muslims. They have the typical mudshark outfit and antisocial attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Mudshark dominating her prey.jpg|Protective of her black gold, this mudshark can be seen showing her teeth to anyone who would show any sign of interest for her mate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudshark and her two offspring.jpg|A happy mommy of two&lt;br /&gt;
File:Katy perry shark.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Ba41ef169afd8fffd366d74995da7caee171eb6a9ad70d7ff2114b4f86370bd2 1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:A true mudshark.jpg| A true mudshark tattoo&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:1561706217822.jpg|thumb|Daddies proud ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Thug lyfe ist cool.png|Black Guys = Status symbol&lt;br /&gt;
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File:YTSHARK.png|Typical pickup line, totally not obvious you&#039;re begging for this nigga&#039;s wood&lt;br /&gt;
File:Likes4dababy.jpg|Drop it&lt;br /&gt;
File:Happy mudwhale2.jpg|Is that an eggplant?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Behindyouuu.jpg|BEHIND YOU!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Notjuggalo.jpg|Not a juggalo&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mudsharkyogaclub.jpeg|There are special gyms for skanks, with lots of tiny dumbbells and super heavy plates for extreme squats to pump dat ass&lt;br /&gt;
File:Munchingongambianicecream.jpg|Mudsharks love their chocolate candy&lt;br /&gt;
File:1487525528 img 3580.jpg|Mudwhales are humans too.. nah&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trust no bitch.jpg|necklace for the bitch&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taylorswiftismudsharktoo.jpg|&amp;quot;She looks at you like shit, white man&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stormies on caramels.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:UxhVSzT.jpg|males can be mudsharks too&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mating season warning sign.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Killwhiteykillwhitey.jpg|Mudsharks are known to literally hate themselves&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Blkcockonly.jpg|Planning her next tattoo&lt;br /&gt;
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File:6364823 700b.jpg|[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blackguyshavebbds.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Keep-calm-white-boys-i-only-date-black-guys.png| A message to /pol/&lt;br /&gt;
File:Krystalblm.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lookinforblackman.jpg|Who wants to dive in?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tfjft.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Typical-black-behavior..png|won&#039;t teach her anything&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brandon Johnson - family photo 1455330176169 31842003 ver1.0 640 480.jpg|What?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trampmuffintop.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amothlater.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Curiousforbbd.jpg|cucked bf soon&lt;br /&gt;
File:Datingwhiteguysisawkward.jpg|&amp;quot;Cuz dating white guys is awkward...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Demblackskinz.jpg|makes her hungry to think of that shiny chocolaty skin&lt;br /&gt;
File:IMG 20170315 203323.jpg|&amp;quot;White guys are pussays&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Loluwhitehoes.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Newbtrent.jpg|The username...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kfcsharks.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:IMG 20170315 203615.jpg| &#039;Murica&lt;br /&gt;
File:Beautifulblackmenxxx.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Poliskamudhark.jpg|Polish girls be like...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Passportafrica.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Niggasnotwishwashy.jpg|She likes her D straihgtforward&lt;br /&gt;
File:Onlyhitbyblackmen.jpg|Your average german girl...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Thosewhipcreams.jpg|&amp;quot;If white men were tying us to the kitchen by the neck i&#039;d be wet for them&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Anothergermangirl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Crazy-weave-ghetto-styles.jpg| Ish yo gurl. boi&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dead-inside-grandpa-mudshark.jpg| The face of a disappointed grandpa&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rehgysryrt.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rtuejt6yh.jpg| A classic look&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gfjhstfjtf.jpg| burn the coal, pay the toll&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dshjtfdhjtf.jpg|kentucky fried hippo&lt;br /&gt;
File:Starter-pack-girl-date-black-guys1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:2pac-tattoo.jpg| Daum it feelz gud 2 b gangsta!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rachet-white-girl.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:5ujrsr6j.jpg| u jell homie?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dtyjtydijy7.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:1114105054b7c8bcf5566c7d9725383f.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:London-bridge-police-mudshark-girlfriend.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:66663.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Parenting+fail d4a105 3750341.jpg| Sharkies teach their young what cock to prefer&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[16 Year Old Girl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Le 56% face|56% Face (Le)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Abortion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[AIDS]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Attention Whore]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miley Cyrus|Cyrus, Miley]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kim Kardashian|Kardashian, Kim]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nigger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Domestic violence|Violence (domestic)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Welfare]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wigger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/13/black-woman-always-fetishised-racism-in-bedroom &#039;&#039;&#039;Fucking idiotic Guardian reporter visits mudsharking bordello and lectures the darkies about how they are being racist against themselves&#039;&#039;&#039;] (Archived: {{archive|mN4DY|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/13/black-woman-always-fetishised-racism-in-bedroom|title=2}})&lt;br /&gt;
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{{whores}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Afro}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2024-08-13T18:24:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hunter_Biden&amp;diff=1881810</id>
		<title>Hunter Biden</title>
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		<updated>2024-08-13T18:19:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Love Me Tender */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{potential}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hunter and crackpipe 1657402315492.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Hunter&#039;s choice of a Pyrex crackpipe shows the discernment and upbringing of American royalty]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HUNTER_SMOOCHES.jpg|thumb|right|He&#039;s such a daddy&#039;s boy]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Hunter-biden-2.jpg|thumb|right|Thug Life]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hunter Biden penis.png|thumb|Hungter]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Robert Hunter Biden&#039;&#039;&#039; is [[Joe Biden]]&#039;s crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter&#039;s personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege &amp;quot;[[Joe Biden|The Big Guy]]&amp;quot; was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe&#039;s tenure as [[Obama|Barack Obummer]]&#039;s side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of [[CP]], including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother&#039;s daughter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Boy With the Golden Crack Pipe==&lt;br /&gt;
Robert Hunter Biden, born February 4, 1970, was handed everything his entire life because his dad was The [[Joe Biden|JOE BIDEN]]; Because of that, he is a colossal fuck-up. Joe ([[some argue|&amp;quot;probably&amp;quot;]]) killed Hunter&#039;s mom in 1972 when Hunter was 2, the official story is &amp;quot;car crash&amp;quot; however. Joe then got remarried 5 years later; According to Sleepy Joe, it was then-7-year-old Hunter who pushed him to remarry. Hunter went to college at Georgetown where he was a [[Catholic|Jesuit]], he went to law school at Yale. No doubt that he got accepted to and graduated from these schools because of academic merit and competency and not because of his last name. He got a job at a bank after graduating - this bank was a major contributor to Joe Biden, but we don&#039;t see a connection. In 2006 George Bush put him on the Amtrack board of advisors because Hunter was [[lie|so very amazingly smart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Love Me Tender==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hunter&#039;s love-life deserves an article of its own, honestly. His first marriage ended in 2015 - it produced 3 children. His brother died of brain cancer and to honor his memory he started fucking his wife, then &amp;quot;[[some argue|probably]]&amp;quot; his underaged daughter. After fucking his dead brother&#039;s wife, and fathered a bastard child in 2018. Next, Hunter married [[negress|a fine woman of South African Jewish descent]]{{jew}} , and they had a kid in 2020. There are [[dubious Disclaimer|&amp;quot;unconfirmed&amp;quot;]] [[some argue|rumors]] that he has other bastard kids.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Burisma==&lt;br /&gt;
Hunter was given a job on the board of [[Ukraine]]&#039;s largest natural gas producer, Burisma on a salary of $83,000 dollars a month [[lie|on the merits of his character and ability to help run a foreign natural gas company]] it didn&#039;t matter that he didn&#039;t speak the language or know anything about the production, exploration, or even the sale of [[fart|natural gas]]. Just kidding it was because of his dad. Also while Hunter was in Ukraine he was getting his [[fuck]] on and paid a shit load of money to human traffickers unfortunately he got caught, fortunately, his dad is [[Joe Biden]] and all this was quickly swept under the rug by the [[jews|media]]. The more I write about Hunter Biden the more I realize I want to be Hunter Biden.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Laptop==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hunter sent his laptop to a compooter repair shop in Delaware and forgot about it - on it were emails implicating him and his daddy in pay for play schemes with [[China]] and the [[Ukraine]]. It also had child porn on it that the media refuses to talk about [[truth|because the Jews that run our media and politics are all devil-worshiping pedophiles, and in order to get into the higher echelons of our society you need to fuck kids.]] Since he never paid his bill and never picked up his laptop the contents were ultimately posted online when some nerd saw he could recoup his business costs by selling them to the media.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:hunter snorting coke off ass.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM|Om Nom Nom]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:hunter-biden-3-2.jpg|[[Teeth]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:hunter-biden-1-1.jpg|Are ya winnin&#039; son?&lt;br /&gt;
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==More Leaks==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Last Thursday]] 2022, the hacker known as [[4chan]] managed to [[The Fappening|hack into Hunter&#039;s iCloud account]] and leak more of his [[n00dz]]. It seems even after The Fappening taught people that they should never upload their nudes to iCloud; people are still uploading their nudes there, [[Autism|thinking that nobody would ever get access to them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Putin|Russian]] [[Conspiracy]]?==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the sheer amount of leaked shit [[Twitter]] and [[Qanon]] started drawing their own investagative conclusions into the Hunter Biden scandal.  &lt;br /&gt;
===Joe&#039;s Reaction To Allegations Against Hunter===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Incest===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:natalie biden.png|center|800px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:HUNTER WATCHING THE HOOD.jpg| You Watch The Hood [[Jeffrey Epstein|I&#039;ll Watch The Skies]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hunter Biden Free Crack.jpg|How to [[Chris Hansen|Catch]] Hunter Biden&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hunter Biden Just kidding.jpg|[[j/k|Just Kidding]] ;)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hunter Biden Tyrone Biggums.png|AKA Tyrone Biden&lt;br /&gt;
File:gondola biden crack.jpg|Comfy&lt;br /&gt;
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File:HUNTER_SNAKE.jpg|SNAAAAAAKE&lt;br /&gt;
File:soy_trump_hunter_biden.png|[[NPC]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ya winning hunter.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Natalie&#039;s Diary.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Biden_4chan_orgy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hunter_Chan.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Biden_Traitors.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bill Clinton]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cocaine]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Democrat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External link(s)==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://bidenlaptopreport.marcopolousa.org/ Some of the material]. Censored but at least it&#039;s something.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Truth}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Childabuseseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|Featured article October 24, 25 &amp;amp; 26, [[2020]]|[[Wicca]]|Hunter Biden|[[Creepypasta]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline|Article of the Now July 11 &amp;amp; 12, [[2022]]|[[Japan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Your Mom]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Hungary&amp;diff=1881803</id>
		<title>Hungary</title>
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		<updated>2024-08-13T17:36:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{天|1=&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:white; font-family:Verdana;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DID YOU KNOW?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;The age of consent in Hungary is 14. (Or 12 if the other person is under 18)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;|2=Pedobear_HD.png|3=50px|4=black|5=|6=5px #ff0000}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gypsyflaghungary.gif|thumb|300px|right|Yes, this is their fucking flag. A 4-year-old&#039;s drawing of your mother&#039;s asshole against the horizon, using the most ugly fucking colors together possible.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HunGAYry, [[Fat|Hungry]] or in [[Moonspeak|Hungarian]], [[LOL WUT|Magyarország]], is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country&#039;s capital city is Budapest, a crime-ridden shithole full of [[AIDS|AIDS]] and hookers. It is notable for [[Fact|not being notable]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Everyone&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 44 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than [[Hebrew|Jewspeak]]. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily [[Germany|some lulzy folks]] decided to put a [[Holocaust|stop]] to that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; They came back with [[Jew_Gold|Moneyz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a [[Niggers|nigger]] at a Klan rally.&lt;br /&gt;
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The national pastime in Hungary is getting drunk off [[Piss|Pálinka]] and committing [[Incest|incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
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===A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY===&lt;br /&gt;
Scientists, scratching their heads at the root of this abomination of a nation, have debated from when and where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise as not even the Hungarians themselves give two shits. However, genetic and linguistic studies have shown that the Hungarians are, to the surprise of fucking no-one, related to the [[Finland|FUCKING FINNS]]. This is an insult to the Finnish nation, as they are far less inbred and only enjoy bestiality during midsummer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary&#039;s origin story is like a chaotic road trip where nobody bothered to ask for directions,a bunch of nomadic, [[china|slant eyed]] Magyars, rolling in from central Asia around 895 AD, looking for a new place to crash. They take one look at the Carpathian Basin and decide, “Yep, this will do,” without bothering to ask the locals—because who has time for small talk when you&#039;re busy pillaging? The Magyars set up camp and proceed to spend the next few centuries destroying anything that moves, as they get used to Europe, before you know it, they’re mixing it up with the locals—falling for those blue-eyed, fair-skinned types.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:931e437211b6ec30c5b97bdbf52d72c2.jpg|thumb|average Hungarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Fast forward a few generation of miscegenation and cucking white men with their 5cm yellow dicks they start to look like your typical Europeans, blending in so well you&#039;d never guess their ancestors rode in from Central Asia, earning themselves a reputation as the medieval version of a neighborhood menace. Eventually, they get tired of being the bad boys of Europe and decide to settle down. So, they embrace Christianity, slap on some crowns, and call themselves a kingdom. Because the people of Hungary are a primitive, inbred and dirty lot, they were picked on by larger, and [[Some argue|arguably]] dirtier, [[Turkey|primitives]]. This marked one of the first instances in history of apes trolling other apes. While this clusterfuck was happening, the Archduke of Austria [[rape|married]] the shit out of the Hungarian princess, effectively committing Grand Theft Nation, leaving the peoples of Hungary now the laughing stock of the globe because their princess was a dirty fucking whore. This event in history is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Double Penetration of Austria and Turkey&#039;&#039;&#039;. You can google that for proof. &lt;br /&gt;
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===WW1===&lt;br /&gt;
Then, in 1911, WW1 broke out. Unfortunately for all soldiers involved, the general tactic was to [[Zerg Rush|Zerg rush]] the enemy at full speed, and of course resulting in [[pwned|much pwnage]]. Austria and its buttbuddies [[Hetalia|Prussia and Turkey]], ALMOST won, because they had superior tactics, firepower and infrastructure. However years of continued buttraep by [[Britain|Britain]] and the Allies eventually caused them to lose. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|left|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After the war the Allies decided that Austro-Hungary and Prussia were too dangerous, and cut the Empire up. Most people know about the Treaty of Versailles, which completely fucked up Germany for a while, but the Treaty of Trianon was even more lulzy. Although not permabanned from the world (A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE), Hungary lost 50% of its previous land and nobody gave two shits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nothing interesting happened after that, besides an epic fail revolution in 1956 when [[Soviet Russia]] buttfucked Hungary and [[accidentally]] the country.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Geography and Infrastructure ==&lt;br /&gt;
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===THE CUNTRY===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|200px|right|[http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Their enormous cawks]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:redneck3.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Nope, your family decides which one you get to marry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hungary is a boring place with boring scenery. Enjoy flat land? Go to the Alföld, a big fucking grassland. Enjoy lakes? There&#039;s only one of any importance, Lake Balaton. Apart from that, there really is nothing to see in Hungary.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Hungayrians take great pride in the Alföld, viewing it as the homeland of many [[shit|great]] poets and artists. However for the average farmer living in this boring grassland, the only fun comes in the form of [[Bestiality|Bestilolity]], as there are more sheep and cattle in Hungary than there are humans. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Pride of the Hungarian countryside &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===THE CAPITAL SHITTY===&lt;br /&gt;
The capital city, Budapest, has a population of [[Over 9000|2 million]] and consists of 90% Gypsies and 10% dead bodies. Almost everyone is related, due to the Hungarians love of incest. This city is also a tourist trap, where nightclub owners will buttrape you for small change and murder you for free, but only if you&#039;re a nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
Map of Budapest: https://tinyurl.com/magyarmap&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This is normal transportation, even in a supposedly &amp;quot;modern&amp;quot; capital.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A standard sight in the capital.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;What they (the tourist sites) want you to see...&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Parliament - big house where Hungarian politicians watch gay porn on their iPads. There&#039;s a supermarket inside in case they feel like getting drunk.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Castle - here be rich Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Heroes&#039; Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)&lt;br /&gt;
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that no Hungarians could ever afford to buy&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;And what they don&#039;t want you to see...&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Gypsies&lt;br /&gt;
* Gays&lt;br /&gt;
* Niggers&lt;br /&gt;
* Gypsy ghetto&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Jews (noisy and otherwise)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; THERE ARE NO JEWS IN HUNGARY FUCKHEAD.&lt;br /&gt;
* Skinheads&lt;br /&gt;
* Football hooligans&lt;br /&gt;
* Soviet era cars&lt;br /&gt;
* Porno &#039;taches&lt;br /&gt;
* Chinese Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiot|Gypsy Mafia]] (Also known as FIDESZ)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ukrainian Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* Russian Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Israel|Jewish Mafia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Hungarian Mafia (HAHAHA NO, HUNGARIANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ORGANIZED CRIME!!!!!11!1!)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hobosexual|Homeless people sodomizing each other]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|There are no crimes in Hungary, only &amp;quot;incidents with the locals&amp;quot;.|The first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:bkv.jpg|thumb|200px|right|In post-Communist Hungary, bus drives you!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The transportation system in Budapest is both shitty and expensive. Trains younger than 30 years old are nonexistent. The average age of a bus used by public [[holocaust|transportation]]in Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it&#039;s the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being [[Russia|Soviet]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;People and Culture&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (THEY AREN&#039;T PEOPLE AND HAVE NO CULTURE) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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====Gypsies &amp;amp; Sheep====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|&amp;quot;You&#039;ll die&amp;quot; -  this happens when you leave gypsies alive]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:snipernazi.png|200px|thumb|right|The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a primarily Gypsy nation, and any concept of a &amp;quot;pure&amp;quot; Hungarian race disappeared long ago when the great Gypsy king MEGALOLZOR the 2nd shot his mighty load into the last full-blooded Hungarian girl. In recent years, some niggers decided to give Hungarians AIDS. However, most Hungarians have still never seen a real negro, instead learning all they need to know about the negroid race by visiting the monkey enclosure in Budapest Zoo.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;As if Niggertunes couldn&#039;t get any worse...&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Racial Equality===&lt;br /&gt;
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Racism in Hungary is alive and well. In fact, it is legal to kill a black man at night, so long as you pay the cops [[At least 100|a couple]] forints and let them gangrape your wife and daughter (being Hungary, it is mandatory for you to join in). White tourists will still find themselves becoming victims of Hungarian racism, for looking too much like a nigger or too much like a German or whatever. Basically Hungary is the only European country where a black man can&#039;t get laid with anyone just by being black.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HungaryLynching.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Circa 2009 with fun camera filters to emphasize skin color differences]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Shit|Food]] And [[Cum|Drink]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungarian &amp;quot;food&amp;quot; looks like a corpse ate shitty Italian food and then puked it up before ejaculating onto it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;OH NOM NOM&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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File:goulash.jpg|Good Hungarian pasta&lt;br /&gt;
File:krumplisteszta.jpg|Another good Hungarian pasta&lt;br /&gt;
File:rantotta.jpg|Mixture of shit&lt;br /&gt;
File:spenot.jpg|YUMMY&lt;br /&gt;
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===WIMINZ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:hunpussy.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:hothungirl1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Evidence]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oldhungarianlady.jpg|thumb|200px|right|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Warning:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; Although it&#039;s true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, they age &#039;&#039;fast as holy motherfucking christ&#039;&#039; and look like this at age 30.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungarian girls are generally very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them.&lt;br /&gt;
The reason Hungarians girls don&#039;t abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a penis length of 16.51 centimeters(6.5 inches for you Americunts). This confirms that [http://x-art.com/models/leila/ all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts].&lt;br /&gt;
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===CLUBBING===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is also (in)famous for its nightlife. It is great...if you&#039;re Hungarian. Tourists will find themselves being ripped off and possibly held hostage for no reason other than because they&#039;re not natives. A lot of tourists think it is fun to enter the first club they see, usually one with hot women standing outside. [[Fact|They are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen]]. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurrence in Hungarian clubs and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says &#039;death to niggers&#039; and jumping in Budapest&#039;s nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way.|unknown author}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.budapest-tourist-guide.com/budapest-nightclub-reviews.html Original link and more reviews]&lt;br /&gt;
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===TÉVÉZZÉÉÉÉÉ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary also has one of the most [[lulz|lulziest]] and [[Retarded|peculiar]] world of media ever, especially on television. &lt;br /&gt;
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Most Hungarians (especially people above 30, which the country has too fucking much of) love [[Brainwash|baking their brains out]] by watching the shittiest, most retarded shows on television ever. &lt;br /&gt;
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They also have a huge bunch of [[Lie|wonderful, nice, polite, and loveable]] celebrities which fucktarded Hungarians (all of them) love to idolize, including and not limited to [[Idiot|showmans]], [[Wigger|rappers]], and [[Faggot|reality show stars]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Also to note, a lot of famous Hungarian shows are ripped-off from other countries:&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Barátok Közt&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (1998-present): Cheap and shitty weekday evening soap opera - Ripped-off from UK soap opera [[Londonistan|Eastenders]] (1985-present).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ValóVilág&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2002-2004, 2010-present): Retarded reality show filled with [[Slut|sluts]], [[Douchebag|muscular gypsy douchebags]], and [[Stupid|dumb braindead fucks]] - Ripped-off from equally shitty reality show [[Big Brother]] (2000-present). (Funnily enough, the recent installments of the series call it ValóVilág - powered by Big Brother)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Éjjel-Nappal Budapest&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2013-present): Similar to ValóVilág, but instead of a reality show it&#039;s a weekday &amp;quot;drama&amp;quot; about a similar bunch of retarded sluts and similar bunch of douchebags living together in a &amp;quot;trendy&amp;quot; apartment, with every episode including atleast one of them arguing with their [[fuck-buddy|loved one]] about typical [[faggotry]] like their sex life and parties. Favorite amongst idiotic gypsy teens who are already fucking, and smoking [[cigarettes|cigs]] at 14 - Ripped-off from similar [[German]] show &#039;&#039;Berlin – Tag &amp;amp; Nacht&#039;&#039; (2011-present).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Győzike Show&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2005-2008): Another reality show about gypsy-fuck celebrity [[Who?|Győző Gáspár&#039;s]] shitty family, showing their &#039;&#039;&#039;TOTALLY REAL&#039;&#039;&#039; daily life and [[autism|lulzy actions]] - Ripped-off from similar celebrity daily life show &#039;&#039;The Osbournes&#039;&#039; (2002-2005).&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of the most [[shitty|notable]] [[cancer|TV channels]] from Hungary include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Magyar Televízió&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - The public TV owned by the gypsy maffia, known for constantly faking news and talking shit about [[George Soros|Soros]] even though [http://www.debrecensun.hu/national/2018/04/02/30-years-ago-viktor-orban-applied-for-soros-scholarship/ Orbán applied for Soros scholarship back in the 80&#039;s, and were fuck-buddies for a long time.]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;RTL KLUB&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;{{jew}} - Local version of german brainwash channel owned by the jews of Bertelsmann. The 4 shows mentioned above air on RTL and it&#039;s retarded sister channels.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;TV2&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Formerly owned by German jews ProSieben, now owned by Orbán&#039;s gypsy maffia friends, also known for ripping-off shows from RTL and always [[Fail|failing]] tremendously.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Budapest Európa TV&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Probably the most autistic and lulziest of all the channels, former and current home of a bunch of ugly [[Autogynephilia|trannies]], [[gay|faggots]], and [[Aspergers|spergs]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ATV&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Idiotic political cesspool owned by the kike faggots at the [[Fundamentalist|Hungarian Faith Church]]{{jew}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Just typical moments from Hungarian television.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;AilXTK0A75s&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;A technician tries to be a motherfucking ninja after accidentally appearing on live TV.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7mh5WIr_cFc&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Government-owned news channel completely fucks itself up, note the news reporter&#039;s embarassment on his face. (Skip to around 2 minutes 15 seconds)&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;0DmR1pEexsk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Mentally retarded cunt is way too happy to stay in an equally mentally retarded reality show, which is the aforementioned ValóVilág.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;OBcPGORIq1o&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;&amp;quot;Psychic&amp;quot; does a live [[WTF|&amp;quot;phantom spine surgery&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;M-9rkNcZaiA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
;Same guy &amp;quot;sends energy&amp;quot; through the screen.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Politics and the State ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==== POLITICS ====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:gyurcsany.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and then change tax regulations in their favor. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how economics works. This seems to be some kind of unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they&#039;re in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. [[No|Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country]]. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it &amp;quot;a fucking shitty country&amp;quot;. Afterwards he admitted he [[accidentally|accidentally the country up]] and he also added &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;fuck life&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Fuck The Police|FASZ A RENDŐRSÉG!!!11!1!]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hungarian police have all of the corruption of Russian police with all the casual nigger-hating racism of American cops. There&#039;s scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light whilst using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you&#039;re looking at two years. And if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison for life. Enjoy your time, [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|criminal scum]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hungarians outside of Hungary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Even though this is quite obvious, some Hungarians migrated to western nations to either A: get away from their shithole entirely or B: get away from their shithole for a vacation, and there&#039;s C: moving (or being born) in one of Hungary&#039;s bordering nations, one of them being Romania.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whilst being a [[Shithole|paradise]] to many (and mainly) gypsy&#039;s, some parts have generally Hungarians, of which they call themselves, &amp;quot;Szeklers&amp;quot;, they have an estimated population of about 500,000.&lt;br /&gt;
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They can be found in Harghita, Mureș and most importantly, Covasna, where it&#039;s either history, culture and nature or a post-commie mess with little to no standards, and trust me, I am a native of this county, they make up 70% of this small land and yet Brasov has more tourist then they do.&lt;br /&gt;
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They were targets of &amp;quot;[[Lulz|Romanianization]]&amp;quot; during the Treaty of Trianon and in between both world wars, if no one cared anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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They have their own [[political partyDemocratic Alliance of Hungarians in Romania|political party]], and always chimp out about &amp;quot;Szekler independence&amp;quot;, even though this will lead to many problems including but not limited to:&lt;br /&gt;
* Being forced to learn and speak Hungarian.&lt;br /&gt;
* Not having aid, electricity and whatnot (even doe they can get it from the [[Romania |outside world]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Not having a legitimate currency, the forint doesn&#039;t count.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SzeklerFlag.png|thumb|right|The Szekler flag....]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Iraq04proposed.gif|thumb|right|...And Iraq&#039;s proposed flag from 2004, look familiar?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling Hungarians ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: &amp;quot;Oh I&#039;m hungry too, let&#039;s get something to eat!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that they are Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them Imre Nagy is sucking cocks in Hell. &lt;br /&gt;
* Ask if Mr Biro stole his idea for the ballpoint pen from a donkey.&lt;br /&gt;
* Call them Mongoloids.&lt;br /&gt;
* Say Trianon was the best thing to happen to Hungary in history, or that Slovakia and Romania have rightfully earned their independence.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them anything in English, they won&#039;t fucking understand a word anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
* If on teh internet, troll them by telling them you are a nigger who has fucked many Hungarian wimminz and impregnated them all with your african [[Cum|seed]]. FUN FACT! This also works on [[Estonia|Estonians]], [[Finland|Finns]], and [[Russia|Ruskies]], or any other race who value their hawt bitches over life itself. DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL as this will result in being permab&amp;amp; from existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*When they try and speak to you in Hungarian, reply with &amp;quot;Sorry, no hablo español por favor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Remind them that [[Romania]] has a lower [[incest]] and first-cousin marriage rate than Hungary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== THE PRIDE OF HUNGARY! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest2.jpg|Shitting in the water has never been so much fun&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest3.jpg|Average Hungarian vehicle&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest4.jpg|Average Budapest habitant&lt;br /&gt;
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File:meanwhilebudapest5.jpg|Another average Budapest habitant&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest6.jpg|Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that&#039;s why it&#039;s so shitty&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest7.jpg|No comment&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest8.jpg|People in Budapest are all gay&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiots]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gypsies]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Austria]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Turkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Turulchan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{天|1=&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:white; font-family:Verdana;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DID YOU KNOW?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;The age of consent in Hungary is 14. (Or 12 if the other person is under 18)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;|2=Pedobear_HD.png|3=50px|4=black|5=|6=5px #ff0000}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Gypsyflaghungary.gif|thumb|300px|right|Yes, this is their fucking flag. A 4-year-old&#039;s drawing of your mother&#039;s asshole against the horizon, using the most ugly fucking colors together possible.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HunGAYry, [[Fat|Hungry]] or in [[Moonspeak|Hungarian]], [[LOL WUT|Magyarország]], is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country&#039;s capital city is Budapest, a crime-ridden shithole full of [[AIDS|AIDS]] and hookers. It is notable for [[Fact|not being notable]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Everyone&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 44 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than [[Hebrew|Jewspeak]]. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily [[Germany|some lulzy folks]] decided to put a [[Holocaust|stop]] to that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; They came back with [[Jew_Gold|Moneyz]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a [[Niggers|nigger]] at a Klan rally.&lt;br /&gt;
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The national pastime in Hungary is getting drunk off [[Piss|Pálinka]] and committing [[Incest|incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
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===A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY===&lt;br /&gt;
Scientists, scratching their heads at the root of this abomination of a nation, have debated from when and where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise as not even the Hungarians themselves give two shits. However, genetic and linguistic studies have shown that the Hungarians are, to the surprise of fucking no-one, related to the [[Finland|FUCKING FINNS]]. This is an insult to the Finnish nation, as they are far less inbred and only enjoy bestiality during midsummer.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary&#039;s origin story is like a chaotic road trip where nobody bothered to ask for directions,a bunch of nomadic, [[china|slant eyed]] Magyars, rolling in from central Asia around 895 AD, looking for a new place to crash. They take one look at the Carpathian Basin and decide, “Yep, this will do,” without bothering to ask the locals—because who has time for small talk when you&#039;re busy pillaging? The Magyars set up camp and proceed to spend the next few centuries destroying anything that moves, as they get used to Europe, before you know it, they’re mixing it up with the locals—falling for those blue-eyed, fair-skinned types.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fast forward a few generation of miscegenation and cucking white men with their 5cm yellow dicks they looked like your typical Europeans, blending in so well you&#039;d never guess their ancestors rode in from Central Asia, earning themselves a reputation as the medieval version of a neighborhood menace. Eventually, they get tired of being the bad boys of Europe and decide to settle down. So, they embrace Christianity, slap on some crowns, and call themselves a kingdom.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because the people of Hungary are a primitive, inbred and dirty lot, they were picked on by larger, and [[Some argue|arguably]] dirtier, [[Turkey|primitives]]. This marked one of the first instances in history of apes trolling other apes. While this clusterfuck was happening, the Archduke of Austria [[rape|married]] the shit out of the Hungarian princess, effectively committing Grand Theft Nation, leaving the peoples of Hungary now the laughing stock of the globe because their princess was a dirty fucking whore. This event in history is known as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Double Penetration of Austria and Turkey&#039;&#039;&#039;. You can google that for proof. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then, in 1911, WW1 broke out. Unfortunately for all soldiers involved, the general tactic was to [[Zerg Rush|Zerg rush]] the enemy at full speed, and of course resulting in [[pwned|much pwnage]]. Austria and its buttbuddies [[Hetalia|Prussia and Turkey]], ALMOST won, because they had superior tactics, firepower and infrastructure. However years of continued buttraep by [[Britain|Britain]] and the Allies eventually caused them to lose. &lt;br /&gt;
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After the war the Allies decided that Austro-Hungary and Prussia were too dangerous, and cut the Empire up. Most people know about the Treaty of Versailles, which completely fucked up Germany for a while, but the Treaty of Trianon was even more lulzy. Although not permabanned from the world (A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE), Hungary lost 50% of its previous land and nobody gave two shits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nothing interesting happened after that, besides an epic fail revolution in 1956 when [[Soviet Russia]] buttfucked Hungary and [[accidentally]] the country.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Geography and Infrastructure ==&lt;br /&gt;
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===THE CUNTRY===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|200px|right|[http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Their enormous cawks]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a boring place with boring scenery. Enjoy flat land? Go to the Alföld, a big fucking grassland. Enjoy lakes? There&#039;s only one of any importance, Lake Balaton. Apart from that, there really is nothing to see in Hungary.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Hungayrians take great pride in the Alföld, viewing it as the homeland of many [[shit|great]] poets and artists. However for the average farmer living in this boring grassland, the only fun comes in the form of [[Bestiality|Bestilolity]], as there are more sheep and cattle in Hungary than there are humans. &lt;br /&gt;
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===THE CAPITAL SHITTY===&lt;br /&gt;
The capital city, Budapest, has a population of [[Over 9000|2 million]] and consists of 90% Gypsies and 10% dead bodies. Almost everyone is related, due to the Hungarians love of incest. This city is also a tourist trap, where nightclub owners will buttrape you for small change and murder you for free, but only if you&#039;re a nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
Map of Budapest: https://tinyurl.com/magyarmap&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This is normal transportation, even in a supposedly &amp;quot;modern&amp;quot; capital.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A standard sight in the capital.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;What they (the tourist sites) want you to see...&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* The Parliament - big house where Hungarian politicians watch gay porn on their iPads. There&#039;s a supermarket inside in case they feel like getting drunk.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Castle - here be rich Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Heroes&#039; Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)&lt;br /&gt;
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that no Hungarians could ever afford to buy&lt;br /&gt;
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* Gypsies&lt;br /&gt;
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* Gypsy ghetto&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Jews (noisy and otherwise)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; THERE ARE NO JEWS IN HUNGARY FUCKHEAD.&lt;br /&gt;
* Skinheads&lt;br /&gt;
* Football hooligans&lt;br /&gt;
* Soviet era cars&lt;br /&gt;
* Porno &#039;taches&lt;br /&gt;
* Chinese Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiot|Gypsy Mafia]] (Also known as FIDESZ)&lt;br /&gt;
* Ukrainian Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* Russian Mafia&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Israel|Jewish Mafia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Hungarian Mafia (HAHAHA NO, HUNGARIANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ORGANIZED CRIME!!!!!11!1!)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hobosexual|Homeless people sodomizing each other]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|There are no crimes in Hungary, only &amp;quot;incidents with the locals&amp;quot;.|The first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The transportation system in Budapest is both shitty and expensive. Trains younger than 30 years old are nonexistent. The average age of a bus used by public [[holocaust|transportation]]in Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it&#039;s the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being [[Russia|Soviet]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;People and Culture&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (THEY AREN&#039;T PEOPLE AND HAVE NO CULTURE) ==&lt;br /&gt;
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====Gypsies &amp;amp; Sheep====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|&amp;quot;You&#039;ll die&amp;quot; -  this happens when you leave gypsies alive]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:snipernazi.png|200px|thumb|right|The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is a primarily Gypsy nation, and any concept of a &amp;quot;pure&amp;quot; Hungarian race disappeared long ago when the great Gypsy king MEGALOLZOR the 2nd shot his mighty load into the last full-blooded Hungarian girl. In recent years, some niggers decided to give Hungarians AIDS. However, most Hungarians have still never seen a real negro, instead learning all they need to know about the negroid race by visiting the monkey enclosure in Budapest Zoo.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Racial Equality===&lt;br /&gt;
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Racism in Hungary is alive and well. In fact, it is legal to kill a black man at night, so long as you pay the cops [[At least 100|a couple]] forints and let them gangrape your wife and daughter (being Hungary, it is mandatory for you to join in). White tourists will still find themselves becoming victims of Hungarian racism, for looking too much like a nigger or too much like a German or whatever. Basically Hungary is the only European country where a black man can&#039;t get laid with anyone just by being black.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HungaryLynching.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Circa 2009 with fun camera filters to emphasize skin color differences]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Shit|Food]] And [[Cum|Drink]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:goulash.jpg|Good Hungarian pasta&lt;br /&gt;
File:krumplisteszta.jpg|Another good Hungarian pasta&lt;br /&gt;
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===WIMINZ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Oldhungarianlady.jpg|thumb|200px|right|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Warning:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; Although it&#039;s true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, they age &#039;&#039;fast as holy motherfucking christ&#039;&#039; and look like this at age 30.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungarian girls are generally very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them.&lt;br /&gt;
The reason Hungarians girls don&#039;t abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a penis length of 16.51 centimeters(6.5 inches for you Americunts). This confirms that [http://x-art.com/models/leila/ all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts].&lt;br /&gt;
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===CLUBBING===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary is also (in)famous for its nightlife. It is great...if you&#039;re Hungarian. Tourists will find themselves being ripped off and possibly held hostage for no reason other than because they&#039;re not natives. A lot of tourists think it is fun to enter the first club they see, usually one with hot women standing outside. [[Fact|They are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen]]. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurrence in Hungarian clubs and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.&lt;br /&gt;
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===TÉVÉZZÉÉÉÉÉ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Hungary also has one of the most [[lulz|lulziest]] and [[Retarded|peculiar]] world of media ever, especially on television. &lt;br /&gt;
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Most Hungarians (especially people above 30, which the country has too fucking much of) love [[Brainwash|baking their brains out]] by watching the shittiest, most retarded shows on television ever. &lt;br /&gt;
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They also have a huge bunch of [[Lie|wonderful, nice, polite, and loveable]] celebrities which fucktarded Hungarians (all of them) love to idolize, including and not limited to [[Idiot|showmans]], [[Wigger|rappers]], and [[Faggot|reality show stars]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Barátok Közt&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (1998-present): Cheap and shitty weekday evening soap opera - Ripped-off from UK soap opera [[Londonistan|Eastenders]] (1985-present).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ValóVilág&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2002-2004, 2010-present): Retarded reality show filled with [[Slut|sluts]], [[Douchebag|muscular gypsy douchebags]], and [[Stupid|dumb braindead fucks]] - Ripped-off from equally shitty reality show [[Big Brother]] (2000-present). (Funnily enough, the recent installments of the series call it ValóVilág - powered by Big Brother)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Éjjel-Nappal Budapest&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2013-present): Similar to ValóVilág, but instead of a reality show it&#039;s a weekday &amp;quot;drama&amp;quot; about a similar bunch of retarded sluts and similar bunch of douchebags living together in a &amp;quot;trendy&amp;quot; apartment, with every episode including atleast one of them arguing with their [[fuck-buddy|loved one]] about typical [[faggotry]] like their sex life and parties. Favorite amongst idiotic gypsy teens who are already fucking, and smoking [[cigarettes|cigs]] at 14 - Ripped-off from similar [[German]] show &#039;&#039;Berlin – Tag &amp;amp; Nacht&#039;&#039; (2011-present).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Győzike Show&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; (2005-2008): Another reality show about gypsy-fuck celebrity [[Who?|Győző Gáspár&#039;s]] shitty family, showing their &#039;&#039;&#039;TOTALLY REAL&#039;&#039;&#039; daily life and [[autism|lulzy actions]] - Ripped-off from similar celebrity daily life show &#039;&#039;The Osbournes&#039;&#039; (2002-2005).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Magyar Televízió&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - The public TV owned by the gypsy maffia, known for constantly faking news and talking shit about [[George Soros|Soros]] even though [http://www.debrecensun.hu/national/2018/04/02/30-years-ago-viktor-orban-applied-for-soros-scholarship/ Orbán applied for Soros scholarship back in the 80&#039;s, and were fuck-buddies for a long time.]&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;RTL KLUB&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;{{jew}} - Local version of german brainwash channel owned by the jews of Bertelsmann. The 4 shows mentioned above air on RTL and it&#039;s retarded sister channels.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;TV2&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Formerly owned by German jews ProSieben, now owned by Orbán&#039;s gypsy maffia friends, also known for ripping-off shows from RTL and always [[Fail|failing]] tremendously.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Budapest Európa TV&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Probably the most autistic and lulziest of all the channels, former and current home of a bunch of ugly [[Autogynephilia|trannies]], [[gay|faggots]], and [[Aspergers|spergs]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;ATV&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; - Idiotic political cesspool owned by the kike faggots at the [[Fundamentalist|Hungarian Faith Church]]{{jew}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Mentally retarded cunt is way too happy to stay in an equally mentally retarded reality show, which is the aforementioned ValóVilág.&lt;br /&gt;
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As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and then change tax regulations in their favor. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how economics works. This seems to be some kind of unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they&#039;re in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. [[No|Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country]]. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it &amp;quot;a fucking shitty country&amp;quot;. Afterwards he admitted he [[accidentally|accidentally the country up]] and he also added &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;fuck life&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hungarian police have all of the corruption of Russian police with all the casual nigger-hating racism of American cops. There&#039;s scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light whilst using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you&#039;re looking at two years. And if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison for life. Enjoy your time, [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|criminal scum]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hungarians outside of Hungary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Even though this is quite obvious, some Hungarians migrated to western nations to either A: get away from their shithole entirely or B: get away from their shithole for a vacation, and there&#039;s C: moving (or being born) in one of Hungary&#039;s bordering nations, one of them being Romania.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whilst being a [[Shithole|paradise]] to many (and mainly) gypsy&#039;s, some parts have generally Hungarians, of which they call themselves, &amp;quot;Szeklers&amp;quot;, they have an estimated population of about 500,000.&lt;br /&gt;
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They can be found in Harghita, Mureș and most importantly, Covasna, where it&#039;s either history, culture and nature or a post-commie mess with little to no standards, and trust me, I am a native of this county, they make up 70% of this small land and yet Brasov has more tourist then they do.&lt;br /&gt;
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They were targets of &amp;quot;[[Lulz|Romanianization]]&amp;quot; during the Treaty of Trianon and in between both world wars, if no one cared anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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They have their own [[political partyDemocratic Alliance of Hungarians in Romania|political party]], and always chimp out about &amp;quot;Szekler independence&amp;quot;, even though this will lead to many problems including but not limited to:&lt;br /&gt;
* Being forced to learn and speak Hungarian.&lt;br /&gt;
* Not having aid, electricity and whatnot (even doe they can get it from the [[Romania |outside world]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Not having a legitimate currency, the forint doesn&#039;t count.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SzeklerFlag.png|thumb|right|The Szekler flag....]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Iraq04proposed.gif|thumb|right|...And Iraq&#039;s proposed flag from 2004, look familiar?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling Hungarians ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: &amp;quot;Oh I&#039;m hungry too, let&#039;s get something to eat!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that they are Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them Imre Nagy is sucking cocks in Hell. &lt;br /&gt;
* Ask if Mr Biro stole his idea for the ballpoint pen from a donkey.&lt;br /&gt;
* Call them Mongoloids.&lt;br /&gt;
* Say Trianon was the best thing to happen to Hungary in history, or that Slovakia and Romania have rightfully earned their independence.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them anything in English, they won&#039;t fucking understand a word anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
* If on teh internet, troll them by telling them you are a nigger who has fucked many Hungarian wimminz and impregnated them all with your african [[Cum|seed]]. FUN FACT! This also works on [[Estonia|Estonians]], [[Finland|Finns]], and [[Russia|Ruskies]], or any other race who value their hawt bitches over life itself. DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL as this will result in being permab&amp;amp; from existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*When they try and speak to you in Hungarian, reply with &amp;quot;Sorry, no hablo español por favor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Remind them that [[Romania]] has a lower [[incest]] and first-cousin marriage rate than Hungary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== THE PRIDE OF HUNGARY! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest2.jpg|Shitting in the water has never been so much fun&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest3.jpg|Average Hungarian vehicle&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest4.jpg|Average Budapest habitant&lt;br /&gt;
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File:meanwhilebudapest5.jpg|Another average Budapest habitant&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest6.jpg|Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that&#039;s why it&#039;s so shitty&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest7.jpg|No comment&lt;br /&gt;
File:meanwhilebudapest8.jpg|People in Budapest are all gay&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Idiots]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gypsies]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Austria]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Turkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Turulchan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] July 21 &amp;amp; 22, [[2014]]|[[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]]|Hungary|[[Stephen Fry]]}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Zooropean Countries */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{spoiler|the claim that muslims are taking over europe was [http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2005/04/triplepronged_jihad_military_e.html created by a jew] to promote her theory that europe is anti-semitic}}&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Eurofagz.jpg|thumb|right|Eurofagz are total faggots who like anal butsex.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Europe000011.jpg|thumb|right|إن شاء الله, this is Europe&#039;s final form in 2070s]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Europe 3.png|thumb|right|175px|This a map of Europe used by [[Harvard]]. [http://www.ipix.lt/images/42535367.jpg Here&#039;s]the modern version.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Europe_mapx.png|thumb|right|An accurate map listing all members.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Merkel.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Europeans actually care about.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Zooropa_flag.jpg|thumb|right|175px|The Euro-fag flag.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cocksoup2.jpg|thumb|left|This is what people in europe eat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EuropeUnderAttack.jpg|thumb|The current state of Europe]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;North West Asia&#039;&#039;&#039; (Officially: &#039;&#039;&#039;المغرب&#039;&#039;&#039; Al-Maġrib &amp;quot;The West&amp;quot; -of the Caliphate; Greek Εὐρώπη, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Zooropa&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp; &#039;&#039;&#039;Eurabia&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Zoorupistan&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a loosely defined subcontinent consisting of a penis-bouquet that forms the peninsular West Coast of [[Asia]]; [[Russia]] and [[Turkey]] being its testicles, and the Mediterranean its [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum Perineum] that leads to [[Africa|the Ass]] with strange people with strange culture. Unlike more clearly defined Asian Subcontinents like [[India]], Europa&#039;s borders are only [[Nazi|culturally]], [[Fundie|religiously]] or [[Commie|politically]] defined and in [[Schizophrenia|constant change]]. [[Retards|Conventional knowledge]] refers to Europe as anything west of [[Russia]] and including [[britchan|Britain]], [[Spain]], [[Italy]], [[France]], [[Austria]], [[Bavaria]], [[the Netherlands]], [[Belgium]], [[Ireland]] and a whole bunch of frozen tundra with refugees from the Middle East collectively known as Scandinavia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Eurabia is a nest of iniquity if ever there was one. They love themselves while accusing their son, America, of the same thing and rant about [[Barrack Hussein Obama]]&#039;s communist American Republic. They are constantly sucking each others faces off and humping like rabbits, encouraged and influenced by the French and Italian film industries. Europe has been around a lot longer than the United States and, in fact, it is responsible for its creation. The creation of the USA is generally seen as Europe&#039;s biggest failure. Europe shall forever be shamed by this.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Europa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PtolemyWorldMapEuropa.jpg|thumb|left|175px|What Eurabia looks like on [[Google]] Maps]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Yoorup&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;,  is a god forsaken hell hole full of death and sick fucks. Named after &#039;&#039;Europa&#039;&#039;, a minor Greek goddess of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;the moon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; cow, thousands of years ago it was civilized BY the Semitic Babylonian seed of wisdom which often involved rape and pillaging. Under Greek and Roman influence it flourished even more and all was good. These fine beginnings that started in ancient [[Mesopotamia]] ended with the fall of Rome due to greed, lust, laziness, rotting of old roads, networks social and physical ushered in the dark ages... Europe nevar, [[EVAR]] recovered. To add insult to injury some wandering Zooropans dared to prove the earth was not flat (even though this had been proved thousands of years before by the Middle Eastern [[Egypt|Egyptians]]) and soon discovered the Newfag World that their rebellious, bastard children would eventually call the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], which would eventually surpass them and piss them off on several occasions with Europe unable to do anything but complain or beg for help from the Americans [[WWI]] and [[WWII]] [[amirite]]? Today Europe is more like a 3rd world cesspool with no similarities to its glorious past. Even the European Union&#039;s flag is a rip-off from Americunts 18th century flag. &lt;br /&gt;
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The motherfucking Loveparade in 2001. Life was good when people where randomly fucking in the streets and even the word America wasn&#039;t directly meant as an insult. One month later however, the United States government abused the murdered of the World Trade Center, to declare war on sovereign countries in order to gain control over economically vital resources and military bases. This war became known as &#039;The war on terror&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for that. We all could have gotten laid at one of those parties..&lt;br /&gt;
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== Why it is better than [[USA]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
*In America, they let [[Mexico|spics]] eat shit and die. In Europe, they let [[niggers]] eat shit and die.&lt;br /&gt;
*In America, the country is run by a national banking cabal. In Europe, the continent is run by an &#039;&#039;international&#039;&#039; banking cabal.&lt;br /&gt;
*In America, they [[circumcision|cut off a part of their male offsprings&#039; reproductive organ]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In America, they let people eat shit and die in corporate hospitals. In Europe, they let people eat shit and die in &#039;&#039;government&#039;&#039; hospitals.&lt;br /&gt;
*In America, the country consists of individualistic shitheads paying lip service to individuality. In Europe, the country consists of individualistic shitheads paying lip service to &#039;&#039;collectivism&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Eurofags can actually afford health insurance- it&#039;s often free.&lt;br /&gt;
*European money looks cooler&lt;br /&gt;
*Until [[European Rapefugee Crisis|recently]], there were few niggers in Europe, unlike Dumbfuckistan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Demographics of Zooropa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sexy-Fritzl.gif|thumb|right|150px|[[Josef Fritzl]]... the man, the legend. Zooropa&#039;s darling as evidenced by this pic from his senatorial website.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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For biological purposes the population of &#039;&#039;&#039;North West Asia&#039;&#039;&#039; is divided into two groups: [[Muslims]], which make up the minority now and will make up the majority ASAP, and [[Fag]]s which refers to the native population doomed to extinction. We&#039;ll dedicate the following chapter to the memory of the Native Peoples of West Asia.  &lt;br /&gt;
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To be Eurabian is to be snooty, a cheese-eater, a hun, a tea-guzzling toffee-nosed toff, [[probably]] a [[Muslim]] and definitely a dirty [[liberal]]. Also, a general aversion to showering comes in handy. European activities used to revolve around imperialism in [[Africa]], but is now relegated to losing to its former colonies in cricket and football matches. This is because the  European mocks [[Allah]] with his hermaphroditic goat fucking beliefs. Europeans are famously in love with themselves, Yiffing, and food (or, as they call it, &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;cuisiné&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;) and they practically kiss their own faces off at every given opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;
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That said, Eurabians invented some of the greatest aspects of modern day society; [[Irony]], [[drugs]], and [[World War II]]. They typically like to think they invented everything in the world, but Europe was actually a shithole wasteland before the 20th Century that only managed to survive by being sailors and having gay orgies on the high seas.&lt;br /&gt;
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The favorite pastimes of the denizens of Zooropa revolve primarily around blaming all tragedies worldwide on [[USA]] gun ownership policies and letting illegal Muslim immigrants run wild (and when all else [[fail]]s, take out their frustrations on the [[Jews]] every now and then). Eurabians also like to spend their time either reading Marcel Proust or bashing in the heads of fellow football fans. Eurabians hate the [[USA]], &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;for reasons unknown&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; due to the obvious failure of the USA Experiment on Europe&#039;s behalf &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;(&#039;&#039;see&#039;&#039; [[Paris Hilton]] &#039;&#039;or&#039;&#039; [[Israel]] &#039;&#039;for further reference&#039;&#039;)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; or the way they fucked up the [[USA]]&#039;s self made stabilizer of the Middle East after dubya dubya.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is predicted that by the year 2050, Eurabia will have become part of the Kingdom of Poland. Already, there are more Polish in Ireland than there are Irish, at least according to the [[Ireland|Irish]], who are generally too drunk to count. At the dawn of the Kingdomstwo of Polska, Stalin will be resurrected to rule over all of Europskirabia. Sadly enough, this can only help the Eurabian economy.&lt;br /&gt;
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With the exception of the Poles, Irish, &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;and Turks&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;, Europeans have tiny birth rate and high life spans. The ranks of homos, crybabies and junkies who make up a huge population of Europe spam towns with retirees. Ask them to breed, and they will likely rant about how hard it is to find a job and to not live with their parents. (See: birthrate of Africa)&lt;br /&gt;
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Typical European behaviors range from the laughable to the cruel. In Basque Country, young villagers hang from a live goose&#039;s neck until the poor animal expires: all in the name of tradition. Over in Greece, the island of Chios erupts in an annual fireworks war on Orthodox Easter pitting one parish in the town of Vrodandos against the other. In Belgium, they swallow live fish. In Turkey, camel wrestling is all the rage. The Spanish jump in front of running bulls [[just for the lulz]]. And in the town of Malanka in Ukraine, residents dress up as Nazis and create simulated wartime checkpoints once a year to celebrate the end of World War II. The Scots, however, get hideously pissed every night and rape each other until they pass out and/or [[shit bricks]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Europe nutshell.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Europe in a nutshell.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Irritateeuropeans.jpg|thumb|left|Actually they ALL fuck sheep]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted, however, that just like there are [[There_are_no_niggers_on_the_Internet|there are no black people on the internet]], &#039;&#039;&#039;there are no black people in Europe&#039;&#039;&#039;.  [[some argue|Some argue]] that this is because negroes simply cannot afford to live in Europe, but experts hypothesize it is because Europeans actually care about ethnic purity, unlike [[the Jewnited States of Americunts]], and want to keep darkie out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;European children like pizza, apparently.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fags from Europe suck his cock! &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Inferiority Complex==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:european_electrocution.jpg|thumb|left|Americans or Europeans? YOU BE THE [[Honorary Ed Lolington|JUDGE]]. Those &amp;quot; european &amp;quot; plugs look exactly the same as american plugs. Because everyone knows American plugs use metal prongs sticking &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;out of the socket&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; [[Derp|Derp]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:USApwr.jpg|thumb|&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Still cracking jokes? Don&#039;t fuck with the USA!&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;[[fail|They say this but Al Qaeda still exists more than 10 years after 9/11]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt; Eurabians &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Europeans have and maintain a vigilant inferiority complex against the Americans, as they slowly discover that:&lt;br /&gt;
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* The EU will never be recognized as a united sovereign state, and therefore it will never be able to compete with the US for superpower status (and will likely collapse within the next couple years).&lt;br /&gt;
* Their national debt is far more than America&#039;s, especially since their amazing euro is worth more.&lt;br /&gt;
* Did I mention that Europe is getting drowned under a flood of chinks, niggers and camelhumpers?&lt;br /&gt;
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Whenever America insults Europe however, Europe remains steady and points out that America: &lt;br /&gt;
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* Lacks the thousands of years of civilization to be able to say that to its parents.&lt;br /&gt;
* Does not give its people universal healthcare or uphold the Hippocratic Oath.&lt;br /&gt;
* Did not ratify the Kyoto Protocol.&lt;br /&gt;
* Does not recognize the International Criminal Court (along with Israel funnily enough).&lt;br /&gt;
* Invaded Iraq (along with the Nanny State) without the [[United Nations|UN]]&#039;s permission on a pack of lies and flimsy hearsay.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How do you tell a Russian from a European?== &lt;br /&gt;
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Russian IRL political trolling of Europe for Great [[Justice]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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By &amp;quot;saved you from East aggression&amp;quot; he means his own country&#039;s. Unlike Europeans, Russian males (and females) have balls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History of Zooropa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Babylonian_marriage_market.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Babylonian [[loli]] market &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Get &#039;em while their hot (and young)!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; The seed of western civilization.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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With such a long and varied history, you&#039;re probably wondering &amp;quot;where can you possibly start?&amp;quot;. Truth be told, nothing worthy of noting occurred in Europe after the Renaissance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Once there were a bunch of nations from the area that is now Iraq and Iran (often referred to as &#039;&#039;Sandniggers&#039;&#039; by &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; Euro-trash and [[americunts]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[everyone]]). The people of this area invented the foundations of everything we consider civilization today. These Arab-Semites gave us human rights, [[law]], [[mathematics]], written language, [[loli]], incest and marriage to young girls. Meanwhile Europe was still a bunch of backwards tribal societies with large cesspits for toilets. These early n00bz hunted and gathered while the Persians and Arabs did &#039;&#039;[[Battletoads]]&#039;&#039; and theoretical physics. The civilization gradually and graciously spread its knowledge to the more western countries, through trade and such, who pondered over poetry and maps of the heavens. Then came the Greek city states with their empires and great thinkers which lead to the [[Roman Empire|Romans]] who civilized the rest of the still barbarian Europe with [[Latin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Catapulta_by_Edward_Poynter.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Romans destroying JerUSAlem &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;MARS EXULTI!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As a few thousand years of reasonably destructive wars, sex, and genocides, civilization took its course, Romans grew weary and could not be bothered fighting any more and gave their swords to their slaves to fight for them. While all this was happening, the [[Christians]] slowly built in numbers, insidiously inserting their beliefs into the corridors of power by beguiling the Emperors wives with Christ who would then proceed to ask Maximus:&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Prima:&#039;&#039;&#039; Maximus, Christ was a great man; please stop persecuting the Xtians, they only want to help. &#039;&#039;*she said as she suggestively rubbed his buttocks*&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secunda:&#039;&#039;&#039; Bah! But they are causing all sorts of troub...wait, its popular right? Maybe I can use it to gain EVEN MORE power over the people.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Prima:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes dear! Christ can help everyone!&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Secunda:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mmrpf...whatever, make me a sammitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thus this new religion came in and destroyed everything primitive the Romans had known and loved for years and forcefuly converted their way to heaven. Meanwhile the Pagan Western Roman empire collapsed under reinforced apathy and pacifism which their slaves soon took advantage of. All this led to the Dark ages, pretty much what we have now. Except their was one more awesome thing that happened before Zooropa truly became shit, the which came from the [[Christian]] Eastern Roman Empire known as the Renaissance.&lt;br /&gt;
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In more modern times the European empires still remembered the one awesome thing that the Babylonian Semites had taught them, loli; and in brothels all over Europe you could still go in and ask for the barkeeps eleven year old daughters tight pink arse and get it WITH FREEBIES! Alas, this one great throwback to our glorious past has gone, and now all we have is terror, pencil pusher politicians and no fucking loli. &lt;br /&gt;
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From around the 19th century a new even more insidious scourge was beginning to make its presence felt again in Europe after years of hiding; the Zionist Jew, an ultra-nationalist, money and power greedy beast that would stop at nothing to ruin your lives! Forevar. They whispered in dark corners and made deals and ruined competitors until they owned banks and Vatican gold stolen during the Crusades et cetera. They run Zooropa nao (and the aptly name Jewnited States unfortunately too) and its close to closing taem...&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently Europe hasn&#039;t been up to anything important, however it&#039;s leaders have been utilizing it&#039;s media and educational systems to spew anti-American, pro-European propaganda. [[France]], [[Italy]], and [[Germany]] in particular are pushing to give the EU more power in the hopes of transforming Europe into a new Roman Empire, which if successful will hopefully make up for all the lameass faggotry that modern Europe is known for, because the Romans were badass.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:1867 Edward Poynter - &#039;Israel in Egypt&#039;.jpg|thumb|centre|900px|A lesson in how to deal with Jews by the Egyptians, like the &#039;&#039;Babylonian Captivity&#039;&#039; but better.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Politics of Zooropa==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:constantine collosus pieces.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Zooropans are to attempt to build their new Emperor using bits of Constantine and the soul of [[pedobear]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
All forms of [[government]] have been tried and tested by the nations of Zooropa since the days of [[wikipedia:Hammurabi|Hammurabi]] to the modern nao and theorized by countless scholars through the æons. The preferred method, by those in charge, is a monarchy; where an imperial family rules with their favourites through [[incest]] so the line remains &amp;quot;unsullied&amp;quot; and the rest of the people are left to their devices, tied to the fields, having sex, vomiting then sex again; throwing all the ancient wisdom out the window and becoming nothing more than a nest of vipers run by a gaggle of filth.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:caligula_ins2.jpg|thumb|left|175px|A typical Eurocunt government session, here they debate child [[pron]]ographies with a representative from a local primary school.]]&lt;br /&gt;
There is also a sad illusion of &amp;quot;Democracy&amp;quot; &#039;&#039;(Greek δημοκρατία, lit. &amp;quot;rule by the people)&#039;&#039; in the Zoo, indeed the rest of the western world also. An invisible, omniscient terror threat is omnipresent and the people of Zooropa have to be kept safe from this menace which involves more of your precious [[freedom]]z being taken away, the right to [[fap]]; the right to call up your local Indian restaurant and call a massive tandoori takeaway for the &amp;quot;office party&amp;quot; at the police station down the road, the right to hunt [[loli]]; the right to [[hookers and blow]], the latter of which was invented in Europe, yet the governments continue to butt-rape their own people...why I hear you cry.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ecstacy-MDMA.jpg|thumb|right|Zooropa invented ecstasy too!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The Zionist Jew  menace is ravaging politics in Zooropa which it controls through the [[Illuminati]], cable TV sports channels and the rights listed above funnily enough. Many brave ministers and senators in the Zoo are beginning to think about universal suffrage (which is the right of everyone to vote) in a new way, is not the suffrage of all men the cause of this situation? Populist politicians pandering to the public&#039;s every whim and talking crap (which euro-fags are good at) while taking genuine freedoms away every day? Plans are in place to take the right of everyone to vote away soon as a last ditch effort to save the Zoo; it is expected that most people wont give a shit about this, as their too busy trying to eat their own faces and make French sex films that make no sense, but they will be happy all the same.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Zooropeans don&#039;t need because they are more refined and sophisticated==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Cars, because a bike is fine too&lt;br /&gt;
* Showering regularly&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Capitalism]], because [[socialism]] is &#039;&#039;so&#039;&#039; much better&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gun|Guns]], because the government will always be there to protect them.&lt;br /&gt;
* Handing out proper punishments to criminals, because detaining [[Joseph Fritzl|a guy]] who kept his daughter in a basement and raped her everyday for years and fathered incest babies with her and then let some of them die slowly or [[Anders Breivik|a guy]] who murdered 77 kids and is completely unrepentant about it in conditions less than that of a four star hotel or exposing them to anything which might upset or offend them is &amp;quot;barbaric&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Deodorant&lt;br /&gt;
* Heterosexuality&lt;br /&gt;
* Religion, except Islam because Europe is multicultural and if you say anything negative about muslims or islam you are a racist, bigoted, [[Nazi]] FASIST!!1&lt;br /&gt;
* A decent Military&lt;br /&gt;
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==Zoorepean Cars==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Lamborghini_On_Fire.JPG|thumb|500px|center|A typical relaxing Sunday drive in a European car.]]&lt;br /&gt;
All European cars are made by slave labor in Poland or the Czech Republic (THE COUNTRY OF PERVERTS AND JEWBO&#039;S BROKEN OVERUSED CONDOMS &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;progetto.cz/xxx-praga-benvenuti-nella-capitale-del-porno/?lang=en&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) in factories built by the Nazis. European cars are considered high-quality if they can travel to the mechanic under their own power without requiring the use of a tow truck.  European cars are typically the size of a washing machine and cost  US$60,000 or more.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Zooropean Anthem==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:legion_trumpeting anthem.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Official trumpeter d&#039;anthéme]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Russian_Soldier_Hobbies.jpg|thumb|Don&#039;t anger europe or else!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, Europe being the uncreative faceless corporate shithole it is, it just decided to steal &amp;quot;Ode to Joy&amp;quot;  and make it it&#039;s anthem.&lt;br /&gt;
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The OFFICAL national anthem lyrics are as follows, to the tune of &#039;&#039;Ode to Joy&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;(What do you want?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(What do you want?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zooropa...vorsprung durch technik&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zooropa...be all that you can be&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Be a winner&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Eat to get slimmer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zooropa...a bluer kind of white&amp;lt;Br&amp;gt;Zooropa...it could be yours tonight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;We&#039;re mild and green&amp;lt;Br&amp;gt;And squeaky clean&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zooropa...better by design&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zooropa...fly the friendly skies&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Through appliance of science&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;We&#039;ve got that ring of confidence&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I have no compass&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I have no map&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I have no reasons&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No reasons to get back&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I have no religion&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I don&#039;t know what&#039;s what&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I don&#039;t know the limit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The limit of what we&#039;ve got&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Don&#039;t worry baby, it&#039;ll be alright&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;You got the right shoes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;To get you through the night&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;It&#039;s cold outside, but brightly lit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Skip the subway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Let&#039;s go to the overground&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Get your head out of the mud baby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Put flowers in the mud baby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Overground&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No particular place names&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;No particular song&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I&#039;ve been hiding&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;What am I hiding from&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Don&#039;t worry baby, it&#039;s gonna be alright&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Uncertainty can be a guiding light&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I hear voices, ridiculous voices&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Out in the slipstream&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Let&#039;s go, let&#039;s go overground&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Take your head out of the mud baby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;She&#039;s gonna dream up&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The world she wants to live in&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;She&#039;s gonna dream out loud&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;She&#039;s gonna dream out loud&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dream out loud&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbb2rXbKbRs The Nu Zooropean Anthem as of 2009]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaiLRovppk&amp;amp;feature=related The Nu Zooropean Anthem as of  April 2009]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Peace Attack== &lt;br /&gt;
[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100725/ap_on_en_mu/eu_germany_love_parade_deaths The Great Anti Hate]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Zooropean Countries==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Accualyisdolanyurop.gif|thumb|right|Random fact: The European flag is in fact [[Dolan]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== In order of racial superiority ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Bavaria]] [[File:Flag-bavaria18x26.gif|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Austria]] [[File:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Germany]] [[File:MiniflagGermany.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sweden]] [[File:Sweden flag.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Denmark]] [[File:Muhammaddoggie.gif|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[United Kingdom]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Norway]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ready for [[Final Solution]] 2.0===&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Albania]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Habbo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ireland]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Russia]] [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Romania]] [[File:Flag ro.gif|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spain]] [[File:Pauls spain flag.jpg|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[SNCA]]===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Belgium]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bulgaria]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Estonia]] [[File:Estonian flag collage.jpg|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Finland]] [[File:MiniflagFinland.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[France]] [[File:French Flag.gif|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Greece]] [[File:Greekflag2.jpg|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hungary]] [[File:Hungary flag.jpg|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iceland]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Italy]] [[File:Flag of Italy.gif|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kosovo]] [[File:Flag of Kosovo.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Latvia]] [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg]] [[File:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lithuania]] [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fyromia|Republic of Macedonia]] [[File:FyromiaFlag2.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Moldova]] [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Poland]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Portugal]] [[File:1205797748473.gif|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sealand]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Serbia]] [[File:Flag of Kosovo.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slovenia]] [[File:Slovenia flag 00001.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switzerland]] [[File:Swisswastika.png|20px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Turkey]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[File:Tr.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Russia|Ukraine]] [[File:Flag of Ukrainian SSR.png|25px]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Vatican City&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:realeurope.gif|thumb|right|600px|The Treaty of Westphalia (above) is considered the birth of formal International Relations]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trolling Europeans===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dolanyurop.gif|thumb|right|The European Union has been thanked by the [[Norway|Norwegians]] for contribooting to peace errywhere since its first creation]]&lt;br /&gt;
If you&#039;re going to troll Europeans, realize first that Europeans are widely known as Jew. If you need more proof of this fact, refer to the article about [[America]], or go to [[Jewtube]] and find videos that &amp;quot;bash&amp;quot; our glorious people&#039;s republic. Europeans seem to have a complete inability to recognize obvious trolls or [[copypasta]], thus, it is recommended that only beginner trolls do it. Here are some easy ways to ensure a constant stream of [[lulz]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Inform them that however &amp;quot;less&amp;quot; intelligent, sophisticated, progressive, etc. Europeans claim Americans are, Americans have a far more competent private sector (in that American workers don&#039;t receive 2 years of unemployment benefits, work longer hours, and receive less vacation), don&#039;t smell from a lack of showering, and still get along better with others not of our own race than Europeans ever did.&lt;br /&gt;
* Insinuate that they are into scat sex.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how every single country in Europe has defaulted on their public debt, while the U.S., in its 230 years of existence, has never defaulted once.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that Americans are generally more attractive than they are.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ask them about Spain&#039;s nineteen percent unemployment rate. Even better, ask them about the combined 10% unemployment rate in the EU as opposed to the 5% rate in America.&lt;br /&gt;
* Try to explain to them that teenagers under the age of 16 are still children and aren&#039;t mature enough to consent to shacking up with grown, experienced adults.  &lt;br /&gt;
* MENTION HOW THE ISRAEL-PALESTINE CONFLICT WAS CREATED BY EUROPEANS(Euro-Nazis hate everyone Jews, Gypsies, Chinese, Africans, Arabs) BECAUSE THEY FORCED THE JEWS TO MOVE TO OUT OF EUROPE AND INTO THE HEART OF MUSLIM HOLY LANDS.&lt;br /&gt;
* Whenever they complain about how most Americans can&#039;t find their shitty country on a map, ask them if they could find Wisconsin on a map. &lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how [[Capitalism]] started in The Netherlands in Europe and eventually spread to England/Great Britain, France, and Germany which formed successful empires in the past as opposed to the failed [[socialist]] economies of today.&lt;br /&gt;
* Inform them that while animal cruelty is wrong, the life of human beings isn&#039;t on the same level of importance as them. &lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them you love [[Hitler]] and think the Nazis were cool.&lt;br /&gt;
* Brag about how much money you make despite your &amp;quot;inferior&amp;quot; education system.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Count &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;SUBLIME REPUBLIC&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Turkey as a part of Europe. (if you want to troll France, Germany, Serbia, Bulgaria and Greece, ineffective with most others)&lt;br /&gt;
* Act more patriotic than you actually are.&lt;br /&gt;
* Say anything positive about Americans, even just remotely. &lt;br /&gt;
* Point out how Eastern Europeans are more religious and can beat the shit out of Western Europeans for epic lulz. &lt;br /&gt;
* Make fun of Europe&#039;s hatred for [[Islam]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Every time they bitch about America, Canada or Australia&#039;s violent and evil past with slavery, genocide, invading other countries and starting wars, remind them that is exactly what Europe was doing for the past 2,000 fucking years.&lt;br /&gt;
* Every time a Euro bitches about the USA invading Iraq and Vietnam and killing civilians, bring up the two World Wars, the Northern Ireland conflict and the Cold War. Then tell them to stick their moral superiority complex and outright smugness up their scrawny, hypocritical asses.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Point out how many Europeans move to [[Canada]], [[America]], [[Australia]] and [[New Zealand]] not the other way round.&lt;br /&gt;
* Talk about guns and how they can protect people. &lt;br /&gt;
* Point out that Russians aka Tartars are the only &amp;quot;Europeans&amp;quot; that have balls.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Say that the [[United Kingdom]] should break away from the EU.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Brexit|THEY ACTUALLY DID IT LOL]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Every time a European whines about how the USA is always racist towards brown people, bring up Obama and ask them how many niggers they&#039;ve elected as leaders in &#039;&#039;their&#039;&#039; countries. &lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how the non-white (Berber) [[Egypt]]ians forged a civilization while Euro-trash barbarians were running around naked in the forest.&lt;br /&gt;
* Claim Americans invented anything that wasn&#039;t actually invented by Americans (this works especially on [[British|Britfags]] who will immediately jump over themselves to correct you while making posh-sounding &amp;quot;burns&amp;quot; about Americans). &lt;br /&gt;
* Discredit any innovations or inventions by Europeans of the past because they were created by [[Greek]] polytheists like Euclid, [[Christians]] like Isaac Newton, Galileo and &amp;quot;[[Islamic]]&amp;quot; innovators like Al-Khwarizm. Present day Western Europeans are [[atheists]] who are far too sophisticated to consider the creativity of &amp;quot;religious nuts&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Claim to be Irish and school them in history about how many Irish escaped to America because of the potato famine so you claiming to be Irish is not that far-fetched.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them how much the majority of their food sucks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Point out how most Neo-Nazis aren&#039;t even German they are usually American, British and Russian wannabe&#039;s. Mention this and they&#039;ll throw out a few newb words in German that they&#039;ve heard of such as &#039;&#039;über&#039;&#039; or whatever they can pick up from Rammstein.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them how much their weather sucks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how many Europeans who fled from primitive Europe formed successful economies unlike the idiots who stayed behind mention [[Australia]], [[Canada]], [[Brazil]], [[South Africa]] etc.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how much more awesome [[Asians]] are than them as they&#039;ve had longer-lasting, extraordinary cultures with prosperous empires while most Eurofags were just crawling out of caves and engaging in glorious [[Bestiality|mammoth buttsex]].    &lt;br /&gt;
* Mention the freedom and democracy you have while the EU ignores referendums in Eastern Ukraine and on Crimea and Russia executes dissenters.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Call &amp;quot;[[football]]&amp;quot; &amp;quot;[[soccer]]&amp;quot;. Point out that the English called it soccer first.&lt;br /&gt;
* Say something bad about Jews.&lt;br /&gt;
* Change the names of food products that are named after European countries (e.g. &amp;quot;Freedom Fries&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Freedom Riesling&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;GOP alla Marsala&amp;quot;, etc)&lt;br /&gt;
* Point out their primitive cities riddled with castles and 11th century architecture (which they constantly refurbish and rarely construct anything new).&lt;br /&gt;
* Point out their failing economy and how [[China]] overtakes them.&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Corsica from France&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Bretagne from France&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Catalonia from Spain&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Basque country from France and Spain&lt;br /&gt;
* Transylvania belongs to Hungary&lt;br /&gt;
* Northern Dubruja belongs to Bulgaria&lt;br /&gt;
* Free South Tyrol from Italy&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Northern Ireland from UK! Support the Irish Republican Army!&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Tatarstan from Russia!&lt;br /&gt;
* Free Ichkeria from Russia!       &lt;br /&gt;
* Kosovo belongs to Albania.&lt;br /&gt;
* Volhynia and Galicia belong to Poland&lt;br /&gt;
* Southern Slovakia belongs to Hungary&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention the Katyn Massacre. &lt;br /&gt;
* Mention the massacres of Ukrainian Nationalists against Poles in Volhynia and Galicia&lt;br /&gt;
* Belarus has more [[whites]] than Russia, and Ukraine has [[Fact|no whites]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Albanians are not really white because they are mixed up with Turks and Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Romanians are not really white because they are mixed up with Gypsies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finns are not really white because they are mixed with Samic People.&lt;br /&gt;
* Vikings practiced [[homosexuality]] works perfectly among European [[heavy metal]] fans.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them how boring they are.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them how Europe is washed up and the days of glorious empires are over and how Mongols and the Saracens will return to finish what they started. &lt;br /&gt;
* Troll them about their history how most Northern and Western Europeans were mostly barbarians and how the Eastern Europeans and Arab Semites were civilized in the past. &lt;br /&gt;
* Point out how Germany bitch slapped Great Britain and France the two &amp;quot;strongest&amp;quot; powers in Europe into submission.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how the Norwegians and Swedes are a shame to their warrior ancestors as they sat back and let [[Finland]] fight the Soviet Union alone. &lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how the Russians begged [[NATO]] to stop as Serbia was repeatedly bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention how Europeans aka [[whites]] are responsible for over 100 million deaths (not making this up) due to World Wars, [[Communism]], genocides and [[racism]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Say you love George W. Bush. &amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;DONT DO THIS. IT WILL, AT WORST CASE KILL YOU!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* Call the British pussies for having gun control and the Germans and the Swiss heroes for actually allowing freedom to own guns.&lt;br /&gt;
* Praise Islamist terrorist attacks on Russia, Spain and Great Britain. &lt;br /&gt;
* Since Western Europeans believe America provided them no help during [[WWI]] and [[WWII]]. Tell them that America will not assist Western Europe in anyway during the nuclear [[orgy]] of WWIII and they can face Russia and China alone.&lt;br /&gt;
* Remind them that being able to say &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot; in seven different languages isn&#039;t the same as being able to fluently speak seven different languages. &lt;br /&gt;
* Whenever you&#039;ve pinned a European to a corner they&#039;ll always mention the glorious history of Europe and how insignificant you are. The truth is past Europeans were nothing like the Europeans of today past Europeans were religious, made advances in science, war-mongering, brave and weren&#039;t corrupt pussies. The only thing today&#039;s weak europeans can do is run back to their past glories to cover up present failures : P&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZzM4s0Hgs Here&#039;s an easy target]. Shitloads of Eurofags love The Exploited, especially Britfags, whom of which, are the easiest to troll. Even a [[retard]] could troll this video, which means it&#039;s perfect for [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Say that the USA forced Western Germany to complete the Agreement with Turkey about recruiting Turks for working in Western Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that the USA was always a proponent of a Membership of Turkey in the EU.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[A]t this point in time Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural, and I think we&#039;re gonna be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Europe is not going to be the monolithic.... &#039;&#039;&#039;[long hesitation]&#039;&#039;&#039; societies that they once were in the last century. Jews are going to be at the center of that.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Spqrsig.jpg|&#039;&#039;SENATVS POPVLVS QVE ROMANVS.&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;STFU&amp;quot;, in Latin.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Europesimulator2016.jpg|Current state of Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Lustifera_hotcunts.jpg|Eurotrash goth girls; plenty of them to go around for [[arabs]] and [[niggers]] and stoof.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sandy Hoax Truthh 53312.png|Jews are well known for trying to erode Europe for centuries.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Hunk01.jpg|Yanks aren&#039;t sophisticated enough to masturbate to this picture.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bukva_E.jpg|What Europe is all about.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Serbja.jpg|Absolutely disgusting!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:EurabianState.png|European states in the future&lt;br /&gt;
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==Europe on YewTube==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{frame|{{fv|europe|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;European Police attempting to arrest an American tourist&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Kb21_qI90pE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Hitler]]&#039;s reaction after seeing what has become Europe today (activate subs)&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;FP_7d43Vbnw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Apparently staged &#039;pie-gags&#039; are still humorous in certain parts of Yurop.&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;_kT4-YG4a7k&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bayeux Tapestry]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rapefugee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[European Rapefugee Crisis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brexit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rapefugees]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Roman Empire]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Socrates]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Viking]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[WWI]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[WWII]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plan B==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[South America]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* {{UkrED|Європа|UkrDramatica&#039;s article on this}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6402417965568180774&amp;amp;q=jumping+at+school Europeans dancing to their crazy rock music.]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Pakis</title>
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
Pakistan’s geography is like Mother Nature decided to throw everything into one country just to see what happens. Up north, you&#039;ve got the Himalayas and the Karakoram, with mountains so tall they make you question your life choices if you even think about climbing them. K2, the “Savage Mountain,” is there, daring climbers to conquer it and usually sending them back down in a hurry—sometimes [[death|permanently.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Head south, and you’re in the scorching deserts of Balochistan, where it’s so hot that even the sand is looking for shade. It’s like someone turned the oven on and forgot to turn it off. In the east, the fertile plains of Punjab stretch out like the country’s breadbasket, feeding millions while dealing with floods that roll in like uninvited party crashers.&lt;br /&gt;
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The coastline along the Arabian Sea might look inviting, but don’t let that fool you—Karachi’s beaches are more “dodging trash” than “sipping cocktails.” Meanwhile, the Indus River cuts through the country like the lifeline it is, though half the time it can’t decide if it wants to be a gentle stream or an angry torrent.&lt;br /&gt;
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And let’s not forget the border with Afghanistan, which is basically just a wild west, rugged frontier where men rape little boys, smoke, sell drugs and guns. All in all, Pakistan is a cluster fuck shithole—mountains, deserts, plains, and coastline—each with its own way of making sure you don’t get too comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
Pakistan’s geography is like Mother Nature decided to throw everything into one country just to see what happens. Up north, you&#039;ve got the Himalayas and the Karakoram, with mountains so tall they make you question your life choices if you even think about climbing them. K2, the “Savage Mountain,” is there, daring climbers to conquer it and usually sending them back down in a hurry—sometimes permanently.&lt;br /&gt;
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Head south, and you’re in the scorching deserts of Balochistan, where it’s so hot that even the sand is looking for shade. It’s like someone turned the oven on and forgot to turn it off. In the east, the fertile plains of Punjab stretch out like the country’s breadbasket, feeding millions while dealing with floods that roll in like uninvited party crashers.&lt;br /&gt;
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The coastline along the Arabian Sea might look inviting, but don’t let that fool you—Karachi’s beaches are more “dodging trash” than “sipping cocktails.” Meanwhile, the Indus River cuts through the country like the lifeline it is, though half the time it can’t decide if it wants to be a gentle stream or an angry torrent.&lt;br /&gt;
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And let’s not forget the border with Afghanistan, which is basically just a wild west, rugged frontier where men rape little boys, smoke, sell drugs and guns. All in all, Pakistan is a cluster fuck shithole—mountains, deserts, plains, and coastline—each with its own way of making sure you don’t get too comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Name&#039;&#039;&#039;|Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; د افغانستان اسلامي امارت (Pasto)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; امارت اسلامی افغانستان (Dari)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;National Anthem&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Da da Batorano Kor&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motto&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Goverment&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Islam#Sharia|Islamic Theocracy]] Emirate}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Capital&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kabul}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Independence Day]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|August 15, 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Leader&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hibatullah Akhundzada (Supreme Leader)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Ethic Groups&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;Majority&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pashto, Tajik &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minority&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hazara, Aimaq, and Turkic Peoples}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Currency&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Circular Logic|Afghan Afghani]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion&#039;&#039;&#039;|Islam (Almost all of them)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Very tiny non-Muslim minorities}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Population&#039;&#039;&#039;|40 Million}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Talibanistan&#039;&#039;&#039; is the actual Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and the Birthplace of Toxic Masculinity &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;unlike the fat-ass godless America who are invading them&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; LOL defeated and they were the culprit of the mess in the country! The country is inhabited by Pro-patriarchy masculine gigachad [[Jihad|mujahideen]] who are strong enough to kick the US invaders out from the country thanks to their strong faith in [[Islam]] and rejects feminism, secularism, and other liberal ideas entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afghanistan is also known as the &amp;quot;Graveyard of Empires&amp;quot;, America being its latest victim. Various empires throughout history have been unable to defeat these brave poor farmers such as the [[British|Bri&#039;ishs]], and the [[Soviet|Soviets]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The official currency unit is the goat. one goat being convertible into [http://observers.france24.com/en/20160804-afghanistan-underage-girl-sold-marriage one six-year-old child bride on the open market.]&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfDesert.jpg|250px|thumb|center|Kabul, Afghanistan&#039;s largest city.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of [[Germans]] 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O&#039;Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.&amp;lt;!--Throughout most of Afghanistan&#039;s history, it&#039;s been called &amp;quot;that other [[Pakistan|piece of shit]] between [[Iran|Persia]] and [[India]].&amp;quot;--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Afghanistan&#039;s history is like one long, brutal &amp;quot;keep out&amp;quot; sign that everyone ignores. It starts with Alexander the Great showing up like he&#039;s on a world tour, thinking he can just waltz in and take over. Spoiler: He couldn&#039;t. Fast forward, and you’ve got a parade of empires—Mongols, Persians, Mughals—all trying to claim the place like it’s prime real estate, but nobody can hang onto it for long. When Russian and British [[Shit|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the &#039;&#039;Great Game&#039;&#039;), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]&#039;s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn&#039;t is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who&#039;s only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren&#039;t for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called &amp;quot;Hazaras&amp;quot; are common chinks with a little bit of &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. A month before [[9/11]], the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its [[jihad|mujahideen]], but it failed hard. One month later &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;they blew up the World Trade Center&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (everyone knows [[Jews did WTC]], not [[Muslims]]). Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden, the Americans got tired but remained &amp;quot;devoted&amp;quot; to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then installed [[anal|peace and order]] and [[rape|rule]] over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar Airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reoccupied by the Taliban===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TalibanIslamicEmirate.jpg|300p|thumb|center|Your American tax dollars at work, gone to good use for once]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2021, after the withdrawal of U.S. forces, the Taliban quickly planted their flag in most major Afghan cities, the capital, Kabul, was also eaten. It was only a matter of time before Afghanistan becomes a Sharia theocracy again, given the trend of the previous Islamic Republic leaders slowly leaving the country to run.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Recap=== &lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Arab [[Muslims]] willingly convert them from [[Buddhism]] to Islam, then in turn the now-converted Afghans raeped their Pajeet counterparts&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happen&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Wut?|ONE British leaves]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Elphinstone%27s_army (Seriously!)] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Anglo-Afghan_War +16,500 killed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;or wounded&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Banned|British leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Afghan_War +1,630 killed or wounded])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[pwnt|British leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Anglo-Afghan_War +1,751 killed or wounded ])&lt;br /&gt;
#Afghanistan is a monarchy&lt;br /&gt;
#Afghanistan goes atheist/communist&lt;br /&gt;
#Pashtuns get [[butthurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Mujahideen forms with US help to fight communism&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|Soviets come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[pwnt|Soviets leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan +67,000 killed or wounded])&lt;br /&gt;
#Kabul falls to the mujahideen. A Pashtun and a Hazara get butt hurt and fighting ensues.(90% of the population in Kabul die).&lt;br /&gt;
#Mujahideen evolved into Taliban to fight [[pr0n|Western influence]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Taliban start leading country [[moralfag|based off Islamic law]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|Americans come in]], kill current leaders and appoint a puppet president&lt;br /&gt;
#But in order to make the puppet legal, they stage an election and he wins with 55%. &lt;br /&gt;
#Next election noone who voted before shows up, quarter of all votes get discarded, [[over 9000|millions]] of votes get added, ballot box intimidation... and the puppet wins with 90% &lt;br /&gt;
#But in order to make it seem more legitimate, there is a reelection... in which the opponent is forced to back out&lt;br /&gt;
#US loses massive amounts of money [[doing it wrong|by first funding the terrorists and then fighting them]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Taliban pyrrhic victory &lt;br /&gt;
#[[????]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Profit!]] (for the [[jews]])&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Where is the fucking profit?&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Demographics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Afghan woman with green eyes.jpg|center|thumb|Afghan [[jailbait]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Afghanistan contains about 29.8 million people with beards and turbans on their heads, and a few confused lost [[wiggers]]. Afghan women all have to wear oversized binbags, although whether this is due to the Islamist attitude of the populace or the general fugliness of the women is debated. &lt;br /&gt;
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They have dozens of ethnic groups including the pashtuns, hazaras (chinks), Tajiks and Uzbeks (Chinks) &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Godwin&#039;s Law]], Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this one little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the [[India|Indus Valley]] and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the [[Hindu|Vedas]] and the [[shit nobody cares about|Indo-European]] influenced language. If you are wondering why, if those dark skinned people were so intelligent, they got utterly pwned; shut up you racist.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Afghanhound.jpg|center|250px|thumb|More Afgan [[jailbait]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
The terrain of this country is lots of [[Cock|mountains]] and landlocked. the civilians turn into werewolves at night and raep outsiders [[in the ass]]. An Afghan [[feminazi]] bandit described Afghanistan&#039;s terrain as:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shit|Dirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Dirt&lt;br /&gt;
*More dirt&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Opium fields &lt;br /&gt;
*Lots of Humvees&lt;br /&gt;
*Dead Marines&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*[[lol|Talibans]] corpses, both in the land and in the caves too&lt;br /&gt;
*Mass graves&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trying too hard|Over 9,000 at least 100 years old]] Soviet tanks&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Landmines&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Even moar dirt&lt;br /&gt;
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==Leaders==&lt;br /&gt;
The only known leader of Afghanistan that was known until now was [[Osama bin Laden]], who is most known for being a local and American hero and humanitarian. In 2001, he was agonizingly framed for masterminding [[9/11]]. Laden was later ruthlessly murdered in the attack of the [[NATO]] as he tried to save his fellow humans from the evils of western imperialism. When his death was confirmed, the country bowed down to the Canadian lead [[zerg rush|invader forces]]. Since then, the provisional [[Xenu|dark emperor]] claimed the country in the name of [[Jews|Zionist-occupied Goverment]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the fall of the [[Oxymoron|Islamic Republic]], Taliban Emir and Mullah, Hibatullah Akhundzada has led the country with his [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia]]-ruling theocracy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Infastructures and Technologies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfghanTechnology.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Afghanistan is well known for its [[old media|modern]] industrial and [[gun|technological]] economy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Until somewhere in 2010s, there were no telephones or [[internets]] in Afghanistan, and most people rely on smoke signals for communications. Families that are rich enough have a camel, horse or even flying carpet to visit family across the country. But since one place in this masculine country is as based as any other, not much travel takes place.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Afghans? in my internets?===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|center|250px|A Taliban fighter found on [[Stickam]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Talibansingles.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Sexy Ladies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s more likely than you think. Just look at the following websites taken over by the Afghans. They all redirect to some low budget Persian Afghani music videos. It may be many different videos, or all the same one. We really can&#039;t tell. &lt;br /&gt;
Behold the fearmsome soldiers of the taliban.&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.net&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.tokyohood.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.sexymuch.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.vandalize.us&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.killthisfaggot.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.newfag.net&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.newfag.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.iccfunds.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.nexwiki.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.nexwiki.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.dollarmuch.com&lt;br /&gt;
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Add more if you see any. We don&#039;t know whats going on but it is pretty scary.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Taliban Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What the fuck did you just fucking say about Allah, you little infidel? Ill have you know I finished top of my group in the Taliban training camp, and I&#039;ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the US military, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hostage taking and I&#039;m the top mujahideen in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another kafir. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah’s Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot, As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mujahideen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the blasphemous little thing you call your life. You&#039;re fucking dead, kid. I can be in the Centre of Mecca, during prayer time, and I can stone you in over 40 ways, and that&#039;s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Taliban army, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Allah’s creation, you kafir. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn&#039;t, you didn&#039;t, and now you&#039;re paying the jizyah. wallahi, I will shit my wrath all over you and you will drown in it. You&#039;re fucking dead, Kuffar.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Afghan exports==&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Hound&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Coat&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Whigs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan wigs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Carpets&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Afghani, the official currency of Afghanistan&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afgan+snowball The Afghan Snowball]&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Goo&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Kalashnikovs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Pipeline&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Tea-bag&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghani Sauna&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Skunk&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Haze&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Slurpee&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Afghanistanimation Afghanistanimation ]&lt;br /&gt;
*Assortments of firearms left by Americunt soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LOL|Dead American troops]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Opium&lt;br /&gt;
*Dead Hajjis&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre|Faggots in denial]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Human rights violations&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It is also human right too, you fucking [[libtards]]!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan terrorism&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to Troll an Afghan==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Really this not a hard task. Afghans (especially Pashtuns) are really fucking anal if you make fun of them:&lt;br /&gt;
#If they hate Pakistan because they help the Taliban, just say how much Pakistan is far more superior than Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are Hazara, ask if they are from China or Japan.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are Pashtuns, say that they are really filthy Jews that were kicked out of Israel. Seriously it&#039;s true, just look at their noses.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them if they have any connections with any opium farm growers.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them if they&#039;re related to [[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre|Omar Mateen]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Most Afghans are born out of incest so you should probably make fun of them for that, like &amp;quot;Your dad is also your grandpa, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
#Bring up the fact that Afghans are terminally butt hurt when electing a winner for a presidential election.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are offended by someone making fun of Afghanistan, just show them this article.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they believe the Afghan National Army is doing a good job, bring up what&#039;s happening in Northern Afghanistan. Especially the takeover of Kunduz by the Taliban.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they talk shit about you behind your back when trying to be nice to them, which will happen 100% of the time, start a sexual rumor about them. Afghans do this all the time and they will be really paranoid.&lt;br /&gt;
#Make fun of them for liking Bacha Bazi (basically boys dressed up in girls clothes dancing in front of men and then after they are done they get raped. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbIMjU1x9s NOT A FUCKING JOKE].) and call them a pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;lqzSoaUoNeM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Troll shielding|Pussies]] are afraid to link this video to the Taliban 2.0 on sites like twitter&#039;&#039;&#039;}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Because of the emergence of Taliban Memer [https://twitter.com/MalangKhostaay Malang Khostay] during 2021 Taliban takeover, and some of the [[alt-right|alt-righters]] even [https://www.thedailybeast.com/generation-zs-alt-right-declares-new-hero-the-taliban praised it], sadly we cannot troll them anymore, so here is some wholesome good shit of the Taliban enjoying stuffs like what normal human being do.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TalibanIcecream.jpg|center|350px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;9yqF-sJ4OHA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;F0necNQSj-8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;i4zAUo8dycg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Middleeastbeforeandafterdemocracy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mideastthennow.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Moderatemuslim.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Afgani woman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:99d.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taliban Kicking US Army.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[China]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iran]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tajikistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mujahideen Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Turkmenistan&lt;br /&gt;
*Uzbekistan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Holland]] - their government fell because of Afghanistan debates.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kyrgyzstan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[K-pop#The Fans|K-Pop Stans]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD_ Twitter account of IEA&#039;s Public Relations Department]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.alemarahenglish.af/ Official website of Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Democracy.jpg|thumb|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Music===&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Pakistan,raping little boys is customary===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==In conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Pakistan.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Islam}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{commonwealth}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Subcultures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Pakis</title>
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		<updated>2024-08-13T15:35:04Z</updated>

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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===HOT PAKI LESBIANS IN ACTION===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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In Russia, they are known as &amp;quot;пак&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Pakis</title>
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{{Spoiler|Pakis are the most heinous race on the face of this planet... That&#039;s right kids, even worse than those fucking Jews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asian gangs.jpg|thumb|right|Pakis engaging in their national pasttime.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Democracy.jpg|thumb|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:InstrumentOfSurrender1971Bangladesh.jpg|thumb|300px|Pakistan&#039;s Constitution showing how [[fail|awesome]] they are.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JesusPork.jpg|thumb|How Jesus Welcomes Muslims To Hell]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Pakis&#039;&#039;&#039;, (short for &#039;&#039;Pakistanis&#039;&#039; and pronounced &#039;&#039;In-vay-ders&#039;&#039;) are a tribe of [[Nigger|sub-human]] [[Raid|invaders]] living in England - notably [[Londonistan]] and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can&#039;t move in the city centre for them). Being [[Terrorist|Muslim]], they like to insult [[White_trash|white]]/black person people, and eat [[Shit|curry]]. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of [[buttsecks]] after getting raped by [[Communism|commies]]. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their [[Rape|interbreeding,]] their population now [[Over_9000|outnumbers the natives]]. They wonder why we burn their [[Afghanistan|country]], so the [[Allah|men]] go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.  When a group of Paki&#039;s congregate in a yellow school bus they are called &#039;beef patty&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Typical [[Trolling_IRL|Paki Crimes]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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* They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.&lt;br /&gt;
* Goat theft ([[Shit_nobody_cares_about|they don&#039;t have cars]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Terrorist|Bombing innocents]] in order to receive over &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 72 virgins in paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling [[Crap|expired food]] in [[Hell|corner shops]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest|Marrying their cousins]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Training their goats to [[Bestiality|give them buttsecks]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[retard|Honour]] killing their whorish daughters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Racism.&lt;br /&gt;
* Eye-fucking women.&lt;br /&gt;
*marrying their cousins&lt;br /&gt;
*Selling weapons to their even more sandnigger brothers (&#039;&#039;&#039;Afgans&#039;&#039;&#039;)&lt;br /&gt;
*raping anything that looks vaguely human&lt;br /&gt;
* Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a [[blonde]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling out of date food in newsagents. &lt;br /&gt;
*Honour killings&lt;br /&gt;
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape&lt;br /&gt;
* Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).&lt;br /&gt;
* Tricking you into buying beads.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rape|Befriending]] British school-girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Fraud... and lots of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Mentality ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pakistan neon sign.jpg|thumb|Identifying inferiors]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QUEENLOL.jpg|thumb|The Queen ready to shoot up some mosques]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dhruv rathee is a pakistani terrorist.jpg|thumb|A Pakistani terrorist, look at his ass like face]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:American_Paki.jpg|thumb|A Paki blending into his weaboo surroundings.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis believe dressing their [[Fugly|hairy women]] up like a gruesome amalgamation of [[Nigger|darkie]] nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki [[Drugs|living in a cloud]]. He is usually called [[Terrorist|Allah]] or [[Satan|Aneeda Bath]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Having to pray [[Over 9000]] times to [[Terrorist|Allah]] &lt;br /&gt;
* [[White_trash|Whites living in England]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|So much curry, so little time]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Appropriating&amp;quot; all the corners of the world&lt;br /&gt;
*blowing IceNigger (white) countries&lt;br /&gt;
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== Internationally Known ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as [[Londonistan]]), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. The authorities plan keep the pakis away from the Olympic stadium in 2012 by setting up curry traps (cages with dishes of curry). You can spot a Paki by looking for [[shit|brown]] skinned [[Chavs]]. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the [[Nigger|Paki]] appears to be well-behaved when amongst their elders [[inbred|(bka. &#039;&#039;&#039;aunties&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;uncles&#039;&#039;&#039;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Warning: Some &amp;quot;/b/ritish&amp;quot; pakis may be disguised as [[nigras]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Norway, they are known as &amp;quot;Pakkiser&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food. &lt;br /&gt;
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Pakis and [[India|Indians]] are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and [[shit|commode moppers]] in their own little stinky curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|America]], most Pakis have currently relocated to new [[Cellar-dweller|accommodations]] in [[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]]. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting [[Raep|gang raeped]] or [[Raep|gang raeping]] Whites and [[Arabs|Lebs]] and on the streets of [[Sydney]]. &lt;br /&gt;
The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Mahbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Pakis Come From ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|thumb|Flag of Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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They are then promised [[at least 100]] [[Virgin|virgins]] in [[Lie|the afterlife]] if they [[Pwn|kill]] an [[Americunt|American]] (only 24 virgins for killing a [[Russia|Russian]]/[[Eurofag|European]], 12 virgins for killing an [[Terrorist|Arab]], and one elderly Jew for killing an [[Indian]]. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) [[Trap|No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female]]. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without [[dick]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pakistan, officially the &amp;quot;[[Goatse|Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan]]&amp;quot; (Urdu: [[desu|اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان]]‎), is a small [[hugbox]] located in South Asia. &lt;br /&gt;
[[Unwarranted_self-importance|In the average Paki&#039;s geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world]], sandwiched on one hand by the [[India|pagan land of Satan]] and the [[Israel|Holy Land]]. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the [[The_Jewnited_States_of_Americunts|pagan land of the Great Satan]] where bad Pakis [[Slavery|drive taxis and mop toilets]]. Even further away lies the [[Gitmo|Happy Land]] where all [[Awesome|good]] Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Famous (Midget) Pakistanis===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people believe that this guy is an [[Terrorist|Arab]], but he is actually a [[Asshole|Pakistani]]. Although he is [[Pro-Ana|tiny]], the women in the video are afraid of him, [[Fact|because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich]] or [[Raep|rape them]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;What Pakis are regularly seen doing:&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bombing themselves&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing [[Cunt|Women]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Not_racist|Bitching about racism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Praying&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jew|Begging]] the world for food and aid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Retard|Begging the U.S. for food and aid even though they bomb them every single day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Earning the monicker of Pornistan.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Whore|Getting rich]] in [[Nazi|white man&#039;s land]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I did it for the lulz|Raping babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Moar praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing non-muslims&lt;br /&gt;
*raping small male children around the age 5-12&lt;br /&gt;
*Succ&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asking_for_it|Blaming babies for rape]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India|Hating Indians]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Play [[Gay|Cricket]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Furry|Shagging goats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mosque&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; curry house&lt;br /&gt;
*Eating Curry&lt;br /&gt;
*Indulging in a curry fetish&lt;br /&gt;
*Making / Planting Bombs&lt;br /&gt;
*Being irritating&lt;br /&gt;
*Even MOAR praying&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking around, like they own the place&lt;br /&gt;
*Robbing old womenz&lt;br /&gt;
*Fucking their cousins and nieces/uncles.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drama in PakiLand (internetz style LOLOLOL) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:QaziHussainAhmed.jpg|thumb|right|Hahaha.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Over_9000|Many thousands]] of [[Internets|Internet]] years ago (which is [[At least 100|about 5 or 6]] IRL years), Pakistan-Chat&#039;s [[Pervert|Admin]] Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule [[No girls on the internet]]) got in a [[Fifty_Hitler_post|flame war]] when Bhutto [[Bitch|didn&#039;t like the layout, font or color-scheme of the forum]] but Musharraf [[Troll|refused to change it]]. Bhutto then got [[butthurt]] and left the site and instead began posting on other sites. &lt;br /&gt;
After a shitload of time she returned, and was [[Troll|trolled]] by a martyr for the [[lulz]]. He was [[banned IRL]], but luckily managed to take [[over 9000]] of her fanboys with him.&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of [[sock_puppet|sock accounts]] to feign &amp;quot;mass support&amp;quot; along with [[e-lawyers]] against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his [[moderator]] (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. [[Benazir Bhutto|Bhutto]] [[Victim complex|plans to combat this by organizing &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;a protest rally&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad]]. She&#039;s dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she &amp;quot;Needed a break&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== How to troll Pakistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Threaten to burn the Qu&#039;ran.&lt;br /&gt;
*Imply that India is better than them in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Urdu is nothing but Hindi written in a script [[theft|copied]] from Persian which in turn is [[rape|ripped]] off from Arabic.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they descended from Hindus before being [[rape|forced]] by [[China|Central Asian]] and [[Sand niggers|Arab]] shitlamists [[Last Thursday|few centuries ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that actual Central Asians were no longer muslim by 1900 and most of them moved to the Indian side during the 1947 partion&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them Arabs don&#039;t consider them as [[Racism|Pure Muslims]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell that Jinnah was a [[Lulz|Hindu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them they were pwnd by [[Indias]] in just 13 days in 1971.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that their whole country is being suicide bombed.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tell them that the general majority of paki&#039;s were just low caste hindus who converted to Islam to escape persecution from other high ranking and the actual sandnigger descendants moved to india by 1947&lt;br /&gt;
*Get &amp;quot;elected&amp;quot; US President and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcJ07-yrBQ call them &amp;quot;Pakis&amp;quot; on international TV]&lt;br /&gt;
*Remind them that 70% of their population is composed of inbred retards.&lt;br /&gt;
*Say &amp;quot;Pakis and Indians are the same face and the same race&amp;quot; and remind them that they were both once part of a nation known as &amp;quot;Hindustan&amp;quot; [[Facts|FACTS]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Paki Culture ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Paki&#039;s enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping asses with bare hands after taking shits. Pakistan ranks number 1 in [http://www.blakut.com/2010/07/who-really-tops-on-the-internet-for-searching-perverted-sex-terms.html beastality searches] worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men resort to faggotry or rape.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Paki Dance===&lt;br /&gt;
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The most well known Pakistani dance form is called mujra. It is a form of erotic dance where fat paki women dance for an audience.This is proof as to why no one goes for pakis. Not even Chismah. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable Pakis ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:PervezStrokes.jpg|thumb|Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan, is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.suspectpaki.com/author/admin/ Shitheid Ahmad] - A suspected Paki&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teki_Paki Teki Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JiZZy: Pakistan|JiZZy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benazir Bhutto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuheitia_Paki Tuheitia Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Paki Emma Paki]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://blackhats.rules.it/ Don-sga&#039;s website (DALnet flooder)]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baroness Warsi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dinosaur|Pakicephalosaurus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whale|Pakicetus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Afghanistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Arabs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[India]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Muslims]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Saatanan_saatana.jpg|thumb|[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY|Saatanan &amp;lt;3]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simo.jpg|thumb|National pride of Finland, the guy that fragged 700 Russians.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Suomen-armeija.jpg|thumb|Highly [[Retarded|specialized]]        Finnish soldiers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Feenland.jpg|thumb|Finland is recognized for its [[Mr._Saari|many contributions]] to culture and history.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Ilmav SK ja lippu.jpg||thumb|350px|OH Swastik]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Typicalfinnishgirl.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] Finnish girl, doing [[fellatio|what she does]] [[best]]. (Yes, she [http://www.annasucks.com is] [http://www.oralanna.com Finnish], and also a [[FFA]].)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:How to marry a finnish girl.jpg|thumb|right|Finland, beware!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Finland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL]]LAND&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; or Trolland is one of the ex-[[communist]] [[Europe]]an countries that nowadays try to [http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/usa/ make themselves part] of the colorful world where free market [[economy]], water closets, and the [[Internets]] soar. Finland was only made to get allot of lulz for making a penis with [[Sweden]] and failed considerably, due to their small penis size. Finland is located somewhere between [[Norway]] and the North Pole, which explains the low population (less than 500,000 people, of which about sixty[[%|percent]] are unemployed and/or alcoholics). To be precise, it&#039;s near Russia, far from Japan, quite a long way from &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Greece&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam and so far from Sweden, you would not even believe it (politically speaking). Finns spend their time ponytrekking, camping with flashlights (it is dark there most of the day) and watching TV. Sometimes, they eat breakfast or dinner (a national delicacy of Finland is [[Mämmi]] which is actually [[Shit|fæces]] [[swap.avi|fresh from a persons anus]] on a plate) and [[Fuck|bathe]] in a traditional Finnish [[sauna]]. All Finns (sometimes known by their scientific name &#039;forestchinks&#039;) are [[Hitler|Nazis]], [[dumb|blonde haired]] and [[whore|blue eyed]], although they are secretly all Mongols and will pledge allegiance to Genghis Khan once the Mongolian Empire is revived.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ball|Don&#039;t forget the country is shaped like a ball sack.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Finland at a Glance==&lt;br /&gt;
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Total Area: 338,000 square kilometres, of which 10% is water and 90% tundra &lt;br /&gt;
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187,888 lakes, 5,100 rapids and 179,584 frozen swamps &lt;br /&gt;
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Finland&#039;s land border with Russia (1,269 km) has been invaded [[Over 9000|592 times]] in the last 5 centuries&lt;br /&gt;
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===Climate===&lt;br /&gt;
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Fucking cold, man. In the far north of the country the sun does not set, producing the white nights of what the Finns jokingly call &amp;quot;summer.&amp;quot; In winter (11.5 months per year) the sun remains below the horizon plunging much of the country into depressing darkness. &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;summer&amp;quot; the temperature quite often rises to +.5 Celsius or more and occasionally goes close to +.6 in southern tropical parts of the country. In winter, temperatures of -520 Kelvin are not uncommon in many areas. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Population===&lt;br /&gt;
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*5.2 million ([[furry|reindeer]])&lt;br /&gt;
*17 inhabitants per square kilometre 67 people live in towns or urban areas, 33 in rural ice huts &lt;br /&gt;
*Principal cities: Helsinki (50), Espoo (10), Tampere (6)&lt;br /&gt;
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99% of internet trolls are from Finland, also known as the homeland of all Trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Swedes have a saying about their neighbors: &amp;quot;Denmark is our cool big brother, Norway our annoying little brother, and Finland the retarded cousin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Languages===&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland has two official languages: [[Russia|Russian]] and [[Sweden|Swedish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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85% Lutherfisk and about 1% Orthodox Lutefisk &lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
In the beginning a bunch of snow chinks immigrate to what we now call Finland introducing their chink language. After a few generations of fucking white people they disappear. That&#039;s why Finns are white as fuck. &lt;br /&gt;
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1155 The first crusade to Finland by some fag from Sweden. Finland becomes part of the gay orgy that is Swedish realm. &lt;br /&gt;
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1156 First IKEA opens in Finland &lt;br /&gt;
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1809 Finland is handed over to Russia by Sweden on a dare and becomes a partly autonomous outpost under the Russian emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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1917 Finland declared &amp;quot;Doormat of Europe&amp;quot; on December 6. &lt;br /&gt;
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1919 Russia sells Finland back to Sweden for some salted cod and a couple of bottles of vodka. &lt;br /&gt;
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1955 &amp;quot;Whining&amp;quot; declared Finland&#039;s National Sport &lt;br /&gt;
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1995 Adopts the Euro as its currency (replacing the unwieldy antler currency of its forefathers) &lt;br /&gt;
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2000 Incumbent, President Mrs. Tarja Halonen, declared &amp;quot;Supreme Lutefisk for Life&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Finnish sources of pride==&lt;br /&gt;
* The Winter War - Epic lulzfest where the [[Zerg|Russians]] [[Epic Fail|lost to a bunch of hunters on skis (and on amphetamine)]]. IRL [[Counterstrike]] tough guy Simo Häyhä [[pwn|pnt]] [[Over 9000|&amp;gt;9000]] Russians by headshot who bawwed he was using an AIMbot and brought in the [[C-NOTE|bazookas]] but failed to IRL permaban him, although they did manage to [[Fugly|shoot his jaw]] because he didn&#039;t [[buy a dog]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Linux]] - a shitty [[operating system]] written by the [[communist|nerd]] [[Linus Torvalds]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[IRC]] - the text-based [[warez]] program invented by a [[Alcohol|drunken]] student from Oulu, a village in Lapland (the northernmost part of Finland, where convicts are deported after repeated offenses of [[rape]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* The sauna - a [[Russia]]n device made for torture, used in Finland for recreational purposes (that is, ogling [[boobs]] and [[vulva]]s). Popular among [[Fat|fat]] and bald Finnish men.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.nokia.com/ Nokia] - the [[Japanese]] mobile phone company acquired by Finnish [[pirates]] in a hostile takeover after the fall of [[communism]]. Makes &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[fugly]] and weak cell phones.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(your fugly and weak) shockproof and slightly waterproof phones enabling you to beat someone to death with it and then call the cops with it afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;It&#039;s too cold for the black persons&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; now [[Welfare|social service]] even gives them jackets so Finland is infested with Niggers&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.finlandiavodka.com/ Finlandia Vodka] - an intoxicating beverage, owned by an [[American]] company. Will fuck you up good, [[Srsly|srsly]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Winter War - When Russia zerg rushed Finland, the tiny Finish army bent them over and goatsed their poopers.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.eroticartcollection.com/Tom_of_Finland_X/index.html Tom of Finland] - the [[Gay|gayest]] cartoonist of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
* HIM - the favorite band of [[Germany|German]], [[Shit|scat]]-loving [[16-year-old girl]]s&lt;br /&gt;
* Children of Bodom - the favorite band of Finnish [[16-year-old girl]]s who secretly (or not so secretly) hope to be raped by a Grim Reaper on speed. C.O.B also has lots of Finnish [[Fanboy|fanboys]], which they rape at the backstage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Impaled Nazarene - a family-friendly band with wonderful Christmas carols such as &amp;quot;Goat Sodomy&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I Eat Pussy For Breakfast&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Lordi - [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|a really fucking awesome band]]. Christfaggot metal. In 2006 it trolled the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest Eurovision Song Contest] by actually winning, being as it was the first non-pop group to do so. It was their manliest achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Habbo Hotel]] - a virtual hotel on the internets, where [[pedophile]]s go to hunt for [[16-year-old girl]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ibrahim.jpg|thumb|right|An hero who killed 5 people and himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Home of the &amp;quot;Finnisher&amp;quot; Competition: Last years winner was [[Seppo Lehto]]. Recently his score was beaten by [[Matti Saari]]. It was going to look like there would be no shootings in Finland in 2009, so an Albanian an hero had to show those Finns how it&#039;s done.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.google.com/trends?q=Encyclopedia+Dramatica Their love of ED] and [http://www.google.com/trends?q=goatse&amp;amp;ctab=1 Goatse] in all of [[Google]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRC-Gallery|The IRC-Gallery]] - the equally [[crap]]py Finnish version of [[MySpace]]. Popular among 16-year-old girls.&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s pretty obvious that there is no real reason whatsoever for a [[User:Finney|Finn]] to be proud of his national heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://4d.seuraava.fi/img/tarja_halonen_iso.jpg Tarja Halonen] is the most famous [[Lesbian]] in Finland, she kinda looks like [[Unfunny|Conan O&#039;Brien]] if you squint just right. Formerly known as the president of Finland, she is now only old [[Meme]]. Not to be confused with Tarja Turunen, the ex-Nightwish vocalist, and diva who thinks she&#039;s an opera singer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Molotov Cocktail - Finns take great pride in having invented the weapon of choice for black person the world over. Made by mixing tar and flammable liquids in a glass bottle. Created as a &amp;quot;gift to Molotov&amp;quot;, the Soviet politician by pro-Nazi Finns during World War II.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cellphones - The kind that hurt your face!&lt;br /&gt;
*Finnish girls are pretty HAAWT. The writer visited in Finland in 2004, and...oh I&#039;m not virgin anymore! [[Goatse|&amp;gt;ZOMG CHECK IT OUT!!&amp;lt; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The six hottest [[Camwhore|Finnish girls]] formed a band called Tiktak and thoroughly [[pwned]] all other forms of music. Their plan to take over the entire world with their [[Stupid|awesome]] music was thwarted by the United States, because [[Americunts]] are too stupid to understand any language but [[swearing|their own]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tall [[Arborphilia|tree]] tops - Yes, Finland has it all!&lt;br /&gt;
* Finland has also a large [[Raver|raver]] scene [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE&amp;amp;feature=rec-fresh leet Finnish dancing].&lt;br /&gt;
* Finland is also very famous for its [[Alcohol|beer]], which has many brands and [[Crap|bread]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Finnish are known for their incredibly retarded voices, easily recognizable through their pathetic attempts to dub [[Americunt]] cartoons.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KR2ove20a0 What Finnish people sound like][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXfJqi_2hE Moar like Donald Cunt AMIRITE?][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0jEOXqL04 Oh, there&#039;s moar]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWe44vEqhs Laura Vanamo] the leading weeaboo in Finland.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Finland&#039;s biggest bands is Nightwish. Though many argue that they&#039;re shit ever since Tarja left. She then went on to start a solo career that will end in FAIL.&lt;br /&gt;
* In Finland, the cost of traffic tickets if you&#039;re pulled over for speeding is a percentage of how much you make, the more you make, the more you pay, [http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/public/wsj_finland.html srsly.]&lt;br /&gt;
* In Finland, it is ok to [http://www.verkkouutiset.fi/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;view=article&amp;amp;id=61202:suomalaiset-maailman-kriittisimpiae-muslimeja-kohtaan&amp;amp;catid=8:kotimaa-paeaeuutinen-&amp;amp;Itemid=31 openly despise muslims.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll Finns==&lt;br /&gt;
Finland is the [[Canada|Quebec]] of the Nordic world. Most Finns are actually descended from Inuit midgets that got raped by Uralic-Mongoloid tribes, hence why they look like albino Genghis Khan clones with [[downs]] as opposed to their glorious master race neighbours. Unsurprisingly, Finns take pride in this lulzy lineage, therefore the easiest way to troll Finland is to call them &amp;quot;Scandinavians&amp;quot;, causing them to spout off a [[TL;DR]] rant about their [[shit nobody cares about|long and rich ethnic history]]. Amusingly enough, a lot of Finns claim they are Scandinavians, these Wearyans appear every so often at Stormfront and similar places, when such a incident is [http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=533044 spotted], purge said mud person with truth.&lt;br /&gt;
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The effect is similar to walking up to a group of [[Retard|Quebecois]] and saying &amp;quot;Ban-jerr, eh?&amp;quot; or asking [[White people|white person]] in [[Alabama]] if their daughter would like to [[Fuck|date]] a nice black person. [[I Dunno LOL|Ban-jerr??? What the hell does that mean?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland was also pwnd by Russia for about a hundred years. Literally. They were conquered and part of the Russian Empire. Making reference to this is guaranteed to break the ice by bringing up tender memories. Reminding them also of the facts that:&lt;br /&gt;
* Russia was actually taking Finland from Sweden, &lt;br /&gt;
* Culture and history prior to the Russian invasion is non-existent. Finns spent their days getting [[RAPE|raped]] by their Swedish overlords for some 800 years. (Before Swedish rule, Finns lived in caves and fucked goatsed squirrels).&lt;br /&gt;
* Say that they are in fact mongols.&lt;br /&gt;
Remind them that their NATIONAL ANTHEM was written in a [[Sweden|FOREIGN LANGUAGE]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that sauna was invented in [[Sweden]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that Kekkonen was worst president in history. (be advised, this is extremely dangerous)&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that [[Sweden]] has much better army.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that [[Johanna Tukiainen]] is the most beautiful woman in Finland&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that attached earlobes is a primitive trait, and that any primitive traits lead to [[Shit|crazy shit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Butthurt information==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Finnish bathroom.jpg||thumb|left|Typical Finnish bathroom]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Finland_swastiGET.jpg|thumb|SWASTI GET.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Raperape.jpg|thumb|[[Rape]] is legal in Finland if you&#039;re an black person.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Finland is in fact [[lie|Winland]]! Movie&#039;s closed. Finnish [[fanboy|/b/tards]] closed Habbo Finland&#039;s main square, and prevented moviegoers from entering the cinema as it was full of [[Snakes on a Plane|Snakes]], [[faggot|planes]] and [[AIDS]]. It&#039;s more than sad to watch the Finnish &amp;quot;adopt&amp;quot; nearly every phenomenon that other countries have gotten tired of [[at least 100 years ago]] and turn it into a lifestyle and get [[Centipede filled vagina|sand in their vaginas]] every time when notified about the fact that nobody [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|fucking cares]]. Also singing the national anthem awakens a giant troll! A very popular thing in Finland is the sauna. Nearly every shack has one. This arises the question of Finland&#039;s small population (the Finnish attend co-ed saunas where it&#039;s traditional to be naked). There are a few possibilities:&lt;br /&gt;
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#Finnish people are the height of evolution. &lt;br /&gt;
#They don&#039;t have sexual complexes suffered by morally correct people (like [[you]]). &lt;br /&gt;
#Finland has a cold climate.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finnish people think they are always right don&#039;t ever try to critism them.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you ever go to Finland watch out for reindeer loving snow that will hunt you down with their snowmobile and use a lasso to catch you and then they will castrate you with their teeth and mark your ear so that you will by Finnish law belong to them forever.&lt;br /&gt;
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After World War II personal conversations of [[Hitler]] became available that stated that, because of the ancient non-[[European]] origin of Finns, they were in  the same category as the Turks---good as border guards but people who would never be admitted into the [[German]] Reich.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proof That The Finnish Are All Weeaboos==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8QRHK_Z_X8Y&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proof That The Finnish Are All Psychotic [[Assburgers|Aspies]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SPURDO SPÄRDE.jpg|thumb|Typical finnish meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;0gJYDZUOiD0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Videos Full of Finnish Cringe &amp;amp; Fail==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|{{videoframe|BOTDFvids|background-color: white|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4cjbr7xFrnk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Finland ~YES&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;oWuyrlXI7nA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Let&#039;s speak Finglish!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Finns==&lt;br /&gt;
Famous Finns include the Moomins and [[Mr. Saari]]. There have been no other famous Finns and there won&#039;t be any (unless another Finn decides to beat Mr. Saari&#039;s high score and makes it to CNN).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economy==&lt;br /&gt;
Finland&#039;s economy is based solely on the Moomins. They are the country&#039;s principal produce, export item and source of food. It has been estimated that if Sweden was to take over the Moomins, Finland would starve and implode within 6.2 days. Some Moomin sales are created for Finland&#039;s internal markets due to the fact that Finnish lesbians traditionally get children by getting a man to jack off into a Moomin mug and then inject the sperm into their virgin cunts (this is actually true).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Moomin.jpg|thumb|Finland&#039;s chief product. This [[34]] version of the Moomins was, of course, made in Japan, as the silly Finns have not yet understood the potential of Moomin [[pr0n]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Political Parties==&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland has moar political parties than Finns. A partial list of political parties&lt;br /&gt;
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*The Social Democratic Party of Free Lutefisk &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Left Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Right Left Party&lt;br /&gt;
*The National Centre Left Right Left Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Left Wing Alliance &lt;br /&gt;
*The Left Wing and A Little Dark Meat Alliance&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Lemon Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green League &lt;br /&gt;
*The Green from too much Finlandia Splinter League&lt;br /&gt;
*The Rutabaga Coalition &lt;br /&gt;
*The Swedish People&#039;s Party&lt;br /&gt;
*The Russian People&#039;s Party&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I see what you did there|The Dorsal Finns]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Nazis&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cuntflaps&lt;br /&gt;
*[[North American DONG Party|The Scandinavian DONG Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Party Of Who Gives A Shit&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Finland|Gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther.jpg|[[Dyke|Typical]] Finnish females.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Meanwhile in Finland.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther1.jpg|Another [[typical]] Finnish women.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fuckeverything.gif|Typical finnish behavior&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther%2Bpetrimacro1.jpg|Finland [[doing it wrong|failing]] at [[metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther+DSC06204.jpg|Finland -- [[yes|not]] [[homosexual|gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finnball.jpg|A sad tale.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther%2BDSC06209.jpg|Two Finnish [[women|men]] sharing a [[dick|sausage]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Greetingsfromfinland.jpg|[[Mr. Saari|A Finnish tour guide]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FinnishMemes.jpg|Finnish [[memes]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:finfagtrollface.jpg|They can&#039;t even do memes right... look at [[Dolan]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finnsaremongoloid.jpg|Finns arent white they are mongoloid samic Inuit Bastards&lt;br /&gt;
File:Average Finnish Girl.jpg|An average Finnish girl&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finns.are.mongols.PNG|Finns are a missing link between a gook and a white man&lt;br /&gt;
File:KimmoKM.jpg|Finnish resident KimmoKM.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finlands.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finland Surprise Benis.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fin Mongol RAcemix.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finland.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|more_images=[http://redpill.booru.org/index.php?page=post&amp;amp;s=list&amp;amp;tags=finland more images]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Finnish chans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mämmi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Markorepairs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pussyhawks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Seppo Lehto]] aka the 2007&#039;s Finisher&lt;br /&gt;
*[[sauna]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Finland&#039;s [[gay]] friends ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Norway]] (A species of giants who make moonshine and piss oil)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark]] (Left-over Germans)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iceland]] (Björk and polar bears)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sweden]] (A pussy-whipped nation where women [[fact|strap-on-dildo-rape men]] on Fridays (and Mondays). Swedish men come to Finland to fuck, because in Sweden they just get violently dildöed.)&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.last.fm/music/Creamface A typical Finnish band]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{notice|Fifty percent of Finns have the last name &#039;&#039;[[Fag]]erstrom&#039;&#039;. The other fifty percent of Finns have the last name &#039;&#039;[[Pedobear|Karhunen]]&#039;&#039;. 100% of Finns are [[fag]]s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Saatanan_saatana.jpg|thumb|[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY|Saatanan &amp;lt;3]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simo.jpg|thumb|National pride of Finland, the guy that fragged 700 Russians.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Suomen-armeija.jpg|thumb|Highly [[Retarded|specialized]]        Finnish soldiers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Feenland.jpg|thumb|Finland is recognized for its [[Mr._Saari|many contributions]] to culture and history.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Ilmav SK ja lippu.jpg||thumb|350px|OH Swastik]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Typicalfinnishgirl.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] Finnish girl, doing [[fellatio|what she does]] [[best]]. (Yes, she [http://www.annasucks.com is] [http://www.oralanna.com Finnish], and also a [[FFA]].)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:How to marry a finnish girl.jpg|thumb|right|Finland, beware!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Finland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL]]LAND&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; or Trolland is one of the ex-[[communist]] [[Europe]]an countries that nowadays try to [http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/usa/ make themselves part] of the colorful world where free market [[economy]], water closets, and the [[Internets]] soar. Finland was only made to get allot of lulz for making a penis with [[Sweden]] and failed considerably, due to their small penis size. Finland is located somewhere between [[Norway]] and the North Pole, which explains the low population (less than 500,000 people, of which about sixty[[%|percent]] are unemployed and/or alcoholics). To be precise, it&#039;s near Russia, far from Japan, quite a long way from &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Greece&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam and so far from Sweden, you would not even believe it (politically speaking). Finns spend their time ponytrekking, camping with flashlights (it is dark there most of the day) and watching TV. Sometimes, they eat breakfast or dinner (a national delicacy of Finland is [[Mämmi]] which is actually [[Shit|fæces]] [[swap.avi|fresh from a persons anus]] on a plate) and [[Fuck|bathe]] in a traditional Finnish [[sauna]]. All Finns (sometimes known by their scientific name &#039;forestchinks&#039;) are [[Hitler|Nazis]], [[dumb|blonde haired]] and [[whore|blue eyed]], although they are secretly all Mongols and will pledge allegiance to Genghis Khan once the Mongolian Empire is revived.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ball|Don&#039;t forget the country is shaped like a ball sack.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Finland at a Glance==&lt;br /&gt;
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Total Area: 338,000 square kilometres, of which 10% is water and 90% tundra &lt;br /&gt;
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187,888 lakes, 5,100 rapids and 179,584 frozen swamps &lt;br /&gt;
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Finland&#039;s land border with Russia (1,269 km) has been invaded [[Over 9000|592 times]] in the last 5 centuries&lt;br /&gt;
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===Climate===&lt;br /&gt;
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Fucking cold, man. In the far north of the country the sun does not set, producing the white nights of what the Finns jokingly call &amp;quot;summer.&amp;quot; In winter (11.5 months per year) the sun remains below the horizon plunging much of the country into depressing darkness. &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;summer&amp;quot; the temperature quite often rises to +.5 Celsius or more and occasionally goes close to +.6 in southern tropical parts of the country. In winter, temperatures of -520 Kelvin are not uncommon in many areas. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Population===&lt;br /&gt;
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*5.2 million ([[furry|reindeer]])&lt;br /&gt;
*17 inhabitants per square kilometre 67 people live in towns or urban areas, 33 in rural ice huts &lt;br /&gt;
*Principal cities: Helsinki (50), Espoo (10), Tampere (6)&lt;br /&gt;
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99% of internet trolls are from Finland, also known as the homeland of all Trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Swedes have a saying about their neighbors: &amp;quot;Denmark is our cool big brother, Norway our annoying little brother, and Finland the retarded cousin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Languages===&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland has two official languages: [[Russia|Russian]] and [[Sweden|Swedish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Religion===&lt;br /&gt;
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85% Lutherfisk and about 1% Orthodox Lutefisk &lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
In the beginning a bunch of snow chinks immigrate to what we now call Finland introducing their chink language. &lt;br /&gt;
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1155 The first crusade to Finland by some fag from Sweden. Finland becomes part of the gay orgy that is Swedish realm. &lt;br /&gt;
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1156 First IKEA opens in Finland &lt;br /&gt;
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1809 Finland is handed over to Russia by Sweden on a dare and becomes a partly autonomous outpost under the Russian emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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1917 Finland declared &amp;quot;Doormat of Europe&amp;quot; on December 6. &lt;br /&gt;
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1919 Russia sells Finland back to Sweden for some salted cod and a couple of bottles of vodka. &lt;br /&gt;
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1955 &amp;quot;Whining&amp;quot; declared Finland&#039;s National Sport &lt;br /&gt;
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1995 Adopts the Euro as its currency (replacing the unwieldy antler currency of its forefathers) &lt;br /&gt;
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2000 Incumbent, President Mrs. Tarja Halonen, declared &amp;quot;Supreme Lutefisk for Life&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Finnish sources of pride==&lt;br /&gt;
* The Winter War - Epic lulzfest where the [[Zerg|Russians]] [[Epic Fail|lost to a bunch of hunters on skis (and on amphetamine)]]. IRL [[Counterstrike]] tough guy Simo Häyhä [[pwn|pnt]] [[Over 9000|&amp;gt;9000]] Russians by headshot who bawwed he was using an AIMbot and brought in the [[C-NOTE|bazookas]] but failed to IRL permaban him, although they did manage to [[Fugly|shoot his jaw]] because he didn&#039;t [[buy a dog]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Linux]] - a shitty [[operating system]] written by the [[communist|nerd]] [[Linus Torvalds]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[IRC]] - the text-based [[warez]] program invented by a [[Alcohol|drunken]] student from Oulu, a village in Lapland (the northernmost part of Finland, where convicts are deported after repeated offenses of [[rape]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* The sauna - a [[Russia]]n device made for torture, used in Finland for recreational purposes (that is, ogling [[boobs]] and [[vulva]]s). Popular among [[Fat|fat]] and bald Finnish men.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.nokia.com/ Nokia] - the [[Japanese]] mobile phone company acquired by Finnish [[pirates]] in a hostile takeover after the fall of [[communism]]. Makes &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[fugly]] and weak cell phones.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(your fugly and weak) shockproof and slightly waterproof phones enabling you to beat someone to death with it and then call the cops with it afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;It&#039;s too cold for the black persons&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; now [[Welfare|social service]] even gives them jackets so Finland is infested with Niggers&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.finlandiavodka.com/ Finlandia Vodka] - an intoxicating beverage, owned by an [[American]] company. Will fuck you up good, [[Srsly|srsly]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Winter War - When Russia zerg rushed Finland, the tiny Finish army bent them over and goatsed their poopers.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.eroticartcollection.com/Tom_of_Finland_X/index.html Tom of Finland] - the [[Gay|gayest]] cartoonist of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
* HIM - the favorite band of [[Germany|German]], [[Shit|scat]]-loving [[16-year-old girl]]s&lt;br /&gt;
* Children of Bodom - the favorite band of Finnish [[16-year-old girl]]s who secretly (or not so secretly) hope to be raped by a Grim Reaper on speed. C.O.B also has lots of Finnish [[Fanboy|fanboys]], which they rape at the backstage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Impaled Nazarene - a family-friendly band with wonderful Christmas carols such as &amp;quot;Goat Sodomy&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I Eat Pussy For Breakfast&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Lordi - [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|a really fucking awesome band]]. Christfaggot metal. In 2006 it trolled the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest Eurovision Song Contest] by actually winning, being as it was the first non-pop group to do so. It was their manliest achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Habbo Hotel]] - a virtual hotel on the internets, where [[pedophile]]s go to hunt for [[16-year-old girl]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ibrahim.jpg|thumb|right|An hero who killed 5 people and himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Home of the &amp;quot;Finnisher&amp;quot; Competition: Last years winner was [[Seppo Lehto]]. Recently his score was beaten by [[Matti Saari]]. It was going to look like there would be no shootings in Finland in 2009, so an Albanian an hero had to show those Finns how it&#039;s done.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.google.com/trends?q=Encyclopedia+Dramatica Their love of ED] and [http://www.google.com/trends?q=goatse&amp;amp;ctab=1 Goatse] in all of [[Google]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRC-Gallery|The IRC-Gallery]] - the equally [[crap]]py Finnish version of [[MySpace]]. Popular among 16-year-old girls.&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s pretty obvious that there is no real reason whatsoever for a [[User:Finney|Finn]] to be proud of his national heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://4d.seuraava.fi/img/tarja_halonen_iso.jpg Tarja Halonen] is the most famous [[Lesbian]] in Finland, she kinda looks like [[Unfunny|Conan O&#039;Brien]] if you squint just right. Formerly known as the president of Finland, she is now only old [[Meme]]. Not to be confused with Tarja Turunen, the ex-Nightwish vocalist, and diva who thinks she&#039;s an opera singer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Molotov Cocktail - Finns take great pride in having invented the weapon of choice for black person the world over. Made by mixing tar and flammable liquids in a glass bottle. Created as a &amp;quot;gift to Molotov&amp;quot;, the Soviet politician by pro-Nazi Finns during World War II.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cellphones - The kind that hurt your face!&lt;br /&gt;
*Finnish girls are pretty HAAWT. The writer visited in Finland in 2004, and...oh I&#039;m not virgin anymore! [[Goatse|&amp;gt;ZOMG CHECK IT OUT!!&amp;lt; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The six hottest [[Camwhore|Finnish girls]] formed a band called Tiktak and thoroughly [[pwned]] all other forms of music. Their plan to take over the entire world with their [[Stupid|awesome]] music was thwarted by the United States, because [[Americunts]] are too stupid to understand any language but [[swearing|their own]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tall [[Arborphilia|tree]] tops - Yes, Finland has it all!&lt;br /&gt;
* Finland has also a large [[Raver|raver]] scene [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE&amp;amp;feature=rec-fresh leet Finnish dancing].&lt;br /&gt;
* Finland is also very famous for its [[Alcohol|beer]], which has many brands and [[Crap|bread]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Finnish are known for their incredibly retarded voices, easily recognizable through their pathetic attempts to dub [[Americunt]] cartoons.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KR2ove20a0 What Finnish people sound like][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXfJqi_2hE Moar like Donald Cunt AMIRITE?][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0jEOXqL04 Oh, there&#039;s moar]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWe44vEqhs Laura Vanamo] the leading weeaboo in Finland.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Finland&#039;s biggest bands is Nightwish. Though many argue that they&#039;re shit ever since Tarja left. She then went on to start a solo career that will end in FAIL.&lt;br /&gt;
* In Finland, the cost of traffic tickets if you&#039;re pulled over for speeding is a percentage of how much you make, the more you make, the more you pay, [http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/public/wsj_finland.html srsly.]&lt;br /&gt;
* In Finland, it is ok to [http://www.verkkouutiset.fi/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;view=article&amp;amp;id=61202:suomalaiset-maailman-kriittisimpiae-muslimeja-kohtaan&amp;amp;catid=8:kotimaa-paeaeuutinen-&amp;amp;Itemid=31 openly despise muslims.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll Finns==&lt;br /&gt;
Finland is the [[Canada|Quebec]] of the Nordic world. Most Finns are actually descended from Inuit midgets that got raped by Uralic-Mongoloid tribes, hence why they look like albino Genghis Khan clones with [[downs]] as opposed to their glorious master race neighbours. Unsurprisingly, Finns take pride in this lulzy lineage, therefore the easiest way to troll Finland is to call them &amp;quot;Scandinavians&amp;quot;, causing them to spout off a [[TL;DR]] rant about their [[shit nobody cares about|long and rich ethnic history]]. Amusingly enough, a lot of Finns claim they are Scandinavians, these Wearyans appear every so often at Stormfront and similar places, when such a incident is [http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=533044 spotted], purge said mud person with truth.&lt;br /&gt;
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The effect is similar to walking up to a group of [[Retard|Quebecois]] and saying &amp;quot;Ban-jerr, eh?&amp;quot; or asking [[White people|white person]] in [[Alabama]] if their daughter would like to [[Fuck|date]] a nice black person. [[I Dunno LOL|Ban-jerr??? What the hell does that mean?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland was also pwnd by Russia for about a hundred years. Literally. They were conquered and part of the Russian Empire. Making reference to this is guaranteed to break the ice by bringing up tender memories. Reminding them also of the facts that:&lt;br /&gt;
* Russia was actually taking Finland from Sweden, &lt;br /&gt;
* Culture and history prior to the Russian invasion is non-existent. Finns spent their days getting [[RAPE|raped]] by their Swedish overlords for some 800 years. (Before Swedish rule, Finns lived in caves and fucked goatsed squirrels).&lt;br /&gt;
* Say that they are in fact mongols.&lt;br /&gt;
Remind them that their NATIONAL ANTHEM was written in a [[Sweden|FOREIGN LANGUAGE]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that sauna was invented in [[Sweden]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that Kekkonen was worst president in history. (be advised, this is extremely dangerous)&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that [[Sweden]] has much better army.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that [[Johanna Tukiainen]] is the most beautiful woman in Finland&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that attached earlobes is a primitive trait, and that any primitive traits lead to [[Shit|crazy shit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Butthurt information==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Finnish bathroom.jpg||thumb|left|Typical Finnish bathroom]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Finland_swastiGET.jpg|thumb|SWASTI GET.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Raperape.jpg|thumb|[[Rape]] is legal in Finland if you&#039;re an black person.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Finland is in fact [[lie|Winland]]! Movie&#039;s closed. Finnish [[fanboy|/b/tards]] closed Habbo Finland&#039;s main square, and prevented moviegoers from entering the cinema as it was full of [[Snakes on a Plane|Snakes]], [[faggot|planes]] and [[AIDS]]. It&#039;s more than sad to watch the Finnish &amp;quot;adopt&amp;quot; nearly every phenomenon that other countries have gotten tired of [[at least 100 years ago]] and turn it into a lifestyle and get [[Centipede filled vagina|sand in their vaginas]] every time when notified about the fact that nobody [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|fucking cares]]. Also singing the national anthem awakens a giant troll! A very popular thing in Finland is the sauna. Nearly every shack has one. This arises the question of Finland&#039;s small population (the Finnish attend co-ed saunas where it&#039;s traditional to be naked). There are a few possibilities:&lt;br /&gt;
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#Finnish people are the height of evolution. &lt;br /&gt;
#They don&#039;t have sexual complexes suffered by morally correct people (like [[you]]). &lt;br /&gt;
#Finland has a cold climate.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finnish people think they are always right don&#039;t ever try to critism them.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you ever go to Finland watch out for reindeer loving snow that will hunt you down with their snowmobile and use a lasso to catch you and then they will castrate you with their teeth and mark your ear so that you will by Finnish law belong to them forever.&lt;br /&gt;
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After World War II personal conversations of [[Hitler]] became available that stated that, because of the ancient non-[[European]] origin of Finns, they were in  the same category as the Turks---good as border guards but people who would never be admitted into the [[German]] Reich.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proof That The Finnish Are All Weeaboos==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8QRHK_Z_X8Y&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proof That The Finnish Are All Psychotic [[Assburgers|Aspies]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SPURDO SPÄRDE.jpg|thumb|Typical finnish meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;0gJYDZUOiD0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Videos Full of Finnish Cringe &amp;amp; Fail==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|{{videoframe|BOTDFvids|background-color: white|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4cjbr7xFrnk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Finland ~YES&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;oWuyrlXI7nA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Let&#039;s speak Finglish!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Finns==&lt;br /&gt;
Famous Finns include the Moomins and [[Mr. Saari]]. There have been no other famous Finns and there won&#039;t be any (unless another Finn decides to beat Mr. Saari&#039;s high score and makes it to CNN).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economy==&lt;br /&gt;
Finland&#039;s economy is based solely on the Moomins. They are the country&#039;s principal produce, export item and source of food. It has been estimated that if Sweden was to take over the Moomins, Finland would starve and implode within 6.2 days. Some Moomin sales are created for Finland&#039;s internal markets due to the fact that Finnish lesbians traditionally get children by getting a man to jack off into a Moomin mug and then inject the sperm into their virgin cunts (this is actually true).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Moomin.jpg|thumb|Finland&#039;s chief product. This [[34]] version of the Moomins was, of course, made in Japan, as the silly Finns have not yet understood the potential of Moomin [[pr0n]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Political Parties==&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland has moar political parties than Finns. A partial list of political parties&lt;br /&gt;
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*The Social Democratic Party of Free Lutefisk &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Left Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Right Left Party&lt;br /&gt;
*The National Centre Left Right Left Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Left Wing Alliance &lt;br /&gt;
*The Left Wing and A Little Dark Meat Alliance&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Lemon Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green League &lt;br /&gt;
*The Green from too much Finlandia Splinter League&lt;br /&gt;
*The Rutabaga Coalition &lt;br /&gt;
*The Swedish People&#039;s Party&lt;br /&gt;
*The Russian People&#039;s Party&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I see what you did there|The Dorsal Finns]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Nazis&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cuntflaps&lt;br /&gt;
*[[North American DONG Party|The Scandinavian DONG Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Party Of Who Gives A Shit&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Finland|Gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther.jpg|[[Dyke|Typical]] Finnish females.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Meanwhile in Finland.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther1.jpg|Another [[typical]] Finnish women.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fuckeverything.gif|Typical finnish behavior&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther%2Bpetrimacro1.jpg|Finland [[doing it wrong|failing]] at [[metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther+DSC06204.jpg|Finland -- [[yes|not]] [[homosexual|gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finnball.jpg|A sad tale.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther%2BDSC06209.jpg|Two Finnish [[women|men]] sharing a [[dick|sausage]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Greetingsfromfinland.jpg|[[Mr. Saari|A Finnish tour guide]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FinnishMemes.jpg|Finnish [[memes]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:finfagtrollface.jpg|They can&#039;t even do memes right... look at [[Dolan]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finnsaremongoloid.jpg|Finns arent white they are mongoloid samic Inuit Bastards&lt;br /&gt;
File:Average Finnish Girl.jpg|An average Finnish girl&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finns.are.mongols.PNG|Finns are a missing link between a gook and a white man&lt;br /&gt;
File:KimmoKM.jpg|Finnish resident KimmoKM.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finlands.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finland Surprise Benis.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fin Mongol RAcemix.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finland.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|more_images=[http://redpill.booru.org/index.php?page=post&amp;amp;s=list&amp;amp;tags=finland more images]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Finnish chans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mämmi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Markorepairs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pussyhawks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Seppo Lehto]] aka the 2007&#039;s Finisher&lt;br /&gt;
*[[sauna]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Finland&#039;s [[gay]] friends ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Norway]] (A species of giants who make moonshine and piss oil)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark]] (Left-over Germans)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iceland]] (Björk and polar bears)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sweden]] (A pussy-whipped nation where women [[fact|strap-on-dildo-rape men]] on Fridays (and Mondays). Swedish men come to Finland to fuck, because in Sweden they just get violently dildöed.)&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.last.fm/music/Creamface A typical Finnish band]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{notice|Fifty percent of Finns have the last name &#039;&#039;[[Fag]]erstrom&#039;&#039;. The other fifty percent of Finns have the last name &#039;&#039;[[Pedobear|Karhunen]]&#039;&#039;. 100% of Finns are [[fag]]s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Saatanan_saatana.jpg|thumb|[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY|Saatanan &amp;lt;3]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simo.jpg|thumb|National pride of Finland, the guy that fragged 700 Russians.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Suomen-armeija.jpg|thumb|Highly [[Retarded|specialized]]        Finnish soldiers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Feenland.jpg|thumb|Finland is recognized for its [[Mr._Saari|many contributions]] to culture and history.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Ilmav SK ja lippu.jpg||thumb|350px|OH Swastik]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Typicalfinnishgirl.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] Finnish girl, doing [[fellatio|what she does]] [[best]]. (Yes, she [http://www.annasucks.com is] [http://www.oralanna.com Finnish], and also a [[FFA]].)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:How to marry a finnish girl.jpg|thumb|right|Finland, beware!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Finland&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL]]LAND&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; or Trolland is one of the ex-[[communist]] [[Europe]]an countries that nowadays try to [http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/usa/ make themselves part] of the colorful world where free market [[economy]], water closets, and the [[Internets]] soar. Finland was only made to get allot of lulz for making a penis with [[Sweden]] and failed considerably, due to their small penis size. Finland is located somewhere between [[Norway]] and the North Pole, which explains the low population (less than 500,000 people, of which about sixty[[%|percent]] are unemployed and/or alcoholics). To be precise, it&#039;s near Russia, far from Japan, quite a long way from &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Greece&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam and so far from Sweden, you would not even believe it (politically speaking). Finns spend their time ponytrekking, camping with flashlights (it is dark there most of the day) and watching TV. Sometimes, they eat breakfast or dinner (a national delicacy of Finland is [[Mämmi]] which is actually [[Shit|fæces]] [[swap.avi|fresh from a persons anus]] on a plate) and [[Fuck|bathe]] in a traditional Finnish [[sauna]]. All Finns (sometimes known by their scientific name &#039;forestchinks&#039;) are [[Hitler|Nazis]], [[dumb|blonde haired]] and [[whore|blue eyed]], although they are secretly all Mongols and will pledge allegiance to Genghis Khan once the Mongolian Empire is revived.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ball|Don&#039;t forget the country is shaped like a ball sack.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Finland at a Glance==&lt;br /&gt;
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Total Area: 338,000 square kilometres, of which 10% is water and 90% tundra &lt;br /&gt;
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187,888 lakes, 5,100 rapids and 179,584 frozen swamps &lt;br /&gt;
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Finland&#039;s land border with Russia (1,269 km) has been invaded [[Over 9000|592 times]] in the last 5 centuries&lt;br /&gt;
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===Climate===&lt;br /&gt;
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Fucking cold, man. In the far north of the country the sun does not set, producing the white nights of what the Finns jokingly call &amp;quot;summer.&amp;quot; In winter (11.5 months per year) the sun remains below the horizon plunging much of the country into depressing darkness. &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;summer&amp;quot; the temperature quite often rises to +.5 Celsius or more and occasionally goes close to +.6 in southern tropical parts of the country. In winter, temperatures of -520 Kelvin are not uncommon in many areas. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Population===&lt;br /&gt;
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*5.2 million ([[furry|reindeer]])&lt;br /&gt;
*17 inhabitants per square kilometre 67 people live in towns or urban areas, 33 in rural ice huts &lt;br /&gt;
*Principal cities: Helsinki (50), Espoo (10), Tampere (6)&lt;br /&gt;
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99% of internet trolls are from Finland, also known as the homeland of all Trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Swedes have a saying about their neighbors: &amp;quot;Denmark is our cool big brother, Norway our annoying little brother, and Finland the retarded cousin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Languages===&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland has two official languages: [[Russia|Russian]] and [[Sweden|Swedish]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Religion===&lt;br /&gt;
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85% Lutherfisk and about 1% Orthodox Lutefisk &lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
In the beginning a bunch of snow chinks immigrate to what we now call Finland, they eventually die out due to mixing  with the native population, leaving only their chink language. That&#039;s why Finns look white as fuck. &lt;br /&gt;
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1155 The first crusade to Finland by some fag from Sweden. Finland becomes part of the gay orgy that is Swedish realm. &lt;br /&gt;
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1156 First IKEA opens in Finland &lt;br /&gt;
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1809 Finland is handed over to Russia by Sweden on a dare and becomes a partly autonomous outpost under the Russian emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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1917 Finland declared &amp;quot;Doormat of Europe&amp;quot; on December 6. &lt;br /&gt;
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1919 Russia sells Finland back to Sweden for some salted cod and a couple of bottles of vodka. &lt;br /&gt;
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1955 &amp;quot;Whining&amp;quot; declared Finland&#039;s National Sport &lt;br /&gt;
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1995 Adopts the Euro as its currency (replacing the unwieldy antler currency of its forefathers) &lt;br /&gt;
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2000 Incumbent, President Mrs. Tarja Halonen, declared &amp;quot;Supreme Lutefisk for Life&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Finnish sources of pride==&lt;br /&gt;
* The Winter War - Epic lulzfest where the [[Zerg|Russians]] [[Epic Fail|lost to a bunch of hunters on skis (and on amphetamine)]]. IRL [[Counterstrike]] tough guy Simo Häyhä [[pwn|pnt]] [[Over 9000|&amp;gt;9000]] Russians by headshot who bawwed he was using an AIMbot and brought in the [[C-NOTE|bazookas]] but failed to IRL permaban him, although they did manage to [[Fugly|shoot his jaw]] because he didn&#039;t [[buy a dog]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Linux]] - a shitty [[operating system]] written by the [[communist|nerd]] [[Linus Torvalds]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[IRC]] - the text-based [[warez]] program invented by a [[Alcohol|drunken]] student from Oulu, a village in Lapland (the northernmost part of Finland, where convicts are deported after repeated offenses of [[rape]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* The sauna - a [[Russia]]n device made for torture, used in Finland for recreational purposes (that is, ogling [[boobs]] and [[vulva]]s). Popular among [[Fat|fat]] and bald Finnish men.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.nokia.com/ Nokia] - the [[Japanese]] mobile phone company acquired by Finnish [[pirates]] in a hostile takeover after the fall of [[communism]]. Makes &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[fugly]] and weak cell phones.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(your fugly and weak) shockproof and slightly waterproof phones enabling you to beat someone to death with it and then call the cops with it afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;It&#039;s too cold for the black persons&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; now [[Welfare|social service]] even gives them jackets so Finland is infested with Niggers&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.finlandiavodka.com/ Finlandia Vodka] - an intoxicating beverage, owned by an [[American]] company. Will fuck you up good, [[Srsly|srsly]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Winter War - When Russia zerg rushed Finland, the tiny Finish army bent them over and goatsed their poopers.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.eroticartcollection.com/Tom_of_Finland_X/index.html Tom of Finland] - the [[Gay|gayest]] cartoonist of all time.&lt;br /&gt;
* HIM - the favorite band of [[Germany|German]], [[Shit|scat]]-loving [[16-year-old girl]]s&lt;br /&gt;
* Children of Bodom - the favorite band of Finnish [[16-year-old girl]]s who secretly (or not so secretly) hope to be raped by a Grim Reaper on speed. C.O.B also has lots of Finnish [[Fanboy|fanboys]], which they rape at the backstage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Impaled Nazarene - a family-friendly band with wonderful Christmas carols such as &amp;quot;Goat Sodomy&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I Eat Pussy For Breakfast&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Lordi - [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|a really fucking awesome band]]. Christfaggot metal. In 2006 it trolled the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest Eurovision Song Contest] by actually winning, being as it was the first non-pop group to do so. It was their manliest achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Habbo Hotel]] - a virtual hotel on the internets, where [[pedophile]]s go to hunt for [[16-year-old girl]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ibrahim.jpg|thumb|right|An hero who killed 5 people and himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Home of the &amp;quot;Finnisher&amp;quot; Competition: Last years winner was [[Seppo Lehto]]. Recently his score was beaten by [[Matti Saari]]. It was going to look like there would be no shootings in Finland in 2009, so an Albanian an hero had to show those Finns how it&#039;s done.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.google.com/trends?q=Encyclopedia+Dramatica Their love of ED] and [http://www.google.com/trends?q=goatse&amp;amp;ctab=1 Goatse] in all of [[Google]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IRC-Gallery|The IRC-Gallery]] - the equally [[crap]]py Finnish version of [[MySpace]]. Popular among 16-year-old girls.&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s pretty obvious that there is no real reason whatsoever for a [[User:Finney|Finn]] to be proud of his national heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://4d.seuraava.fi/img/tarja_halonen_iso.jpg Tarja Halonen] is the most famous [[Lesbian]] in Finland, she kinda looks like [[Unfunny|Conan O&#039;Brien]] if you squint just right. Formerly known as the president of Finland, she is now only old [[Meme]]. Not to be confused with Tarja Turunen, the ex-Nightwish vocalist, and diva who thinks she&#039;s an opera singer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Molotov Cocktail - Finns take great pride in having invented the weapon of choice for black person the world over. Made by mixing tar and flammable liquids in a glass bottle. Created as a &amp;quot;gift to Molotov&amp;quot;, the Soviet politician by pro-Nazi Finns during World War II.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cellphones - The kind that hurt your face!&lt;br /&gt;
*Finnish girls are pretty HAAWT. The writer visited in Finland in 2004, and...oh I&#039;m not virgin anymore! [[Goatse|&amp;gt;ZOMG CHECK IT OUT!!&amp;lt; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The six hottest [[Camwhore|Finnish girls]] formed a band called Tiktak and thoroughly [[pwned]] all other forms of music. Their plan to take over the entire world with their [[Stupid|awesome]] music was thwarted by the United States, because [[Americunts]] are too stupid to understand any language but [[swearing|their own]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Tall [[Arborphilia|tree]] tops - Yes, Finland has it all!&lt;br /&gt;
* Finland has also a large [[Raver|raver]] scene [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE&amp;amp;feature=rec-fresh leet Finnish dancing].&lt;br /&gt;
* Finland is also very famous for its [[Alcohol|beer]], which has many brands and [[Crap|bread]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Finnish are known for their incredibly retarded voices, easily recognizable through their pathetic attempts to dub [[Americunt]] cartoons.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KR2ove20a0 What Finnish people sound like][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXfJqi_2hE Moar like Donald Cunt AMIRITE?][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0jEOXqL04 Oh, there&#039;s moar]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWe44vEqhs Laura Vanamo] the leading weeaboo in Finland.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Finland&#039;s biggest bands is Nightwish. Though many argue that they&#039;re shit ever since Tarja left. She then went on to start a solo career that will end in FAIL.&lt;br /&gt;
* In Finland, the cost of traffic tickets if you&#039;re pulled over for speeding is a percentage of how much you make, the more you make, the more you pay, [http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/public/wsj_finland.html srsly.]&lt;br /&gt;
* In Finland, it is ok to [http://www.verkkouutiset.fi/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;view=article&amp;amp;id=61202:suomalaiset-maailman-kriittisimpiae-muslimeja-kohtaan&amp;amp;catid=8:kotimaa-paeaeuutinen-&amp;amp;Itemid=31 openly despise muslims.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to troll Finns==&lt;br /&gt;
Finland is the [[Canada|Quebec]] of the Nordic world. Most Finns are actually descended from Inuit midgets that got raped by Uralic-Mongoloid tribes, hence why they look like albino Genghis Khan clones with [[downs]] as opposed to their glorious master race neighbours. Unsurprisingly, Finns take pride in this lulzy lineage, therefore the easiest way to troll Finland is to call them &amp;quot;Scandinavians&amp;quot;, causing them to spout off a [[TL;DR]] rant about their [[shit nobody cares about|long and rich ethnic history]]. Amusingly enough, a lot of Finns claim they are Scandinavians, these Wearyans appear every so often at Stormfront and similar places, when such a incident is [http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=533044 spotted], purge said mud person with truth.&lt;br /&gt;
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The effect is similar to walking up to a group of [[Retard|Quebecois]] and saying &amp;quot;Ban-jerr, eh?&amp;quot; or asking [[White people|white person]] in [[Alabama]] if their daughter would like to [[Fuck|date]] a nice black person. [[I Dunno LOL|Ban-jerr??? What the hell does that mean?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland was also pwnd by Russia for about a hundred years. Literally. They were conquered and part of the Russian Empire. Making reference to this is guaranteed to break the ice by bringing up tender memories. Reminding them also of the facts that:&lt;br /&gt;
* Russia was actually taking Finland from Sweden, &lt;br /&gt;
* Culture and history prior to the Russian invasion is non-existent. Finns spent their days getting [[RAPE|raped]] by their Swedish overlords for some 800 years. (Before Swedish rule, Finns lived in caves and fucked goatsed squirrels).&lt;br /&gt;
* Say that they are in fact mongols.&lt;br /&gt;
Remind them that their NATIONAL ANTHEM was written in a [[Sweden|FOREIGN LANGUAGE]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that sauna was invented in [[Sweden]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that Kekkonen was worst president in history. (be advised, this is extremely dangerous)&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that [[Sweden]] has much better army.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that [[Johanna Tukiainen]] is the most beautiful woman in Finland&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them that attached earlobes is a primitive trait, and that any primitive traits lead to [[Shit|crazy shit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Butthurt information==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Finnish bathroom.jpg||thumb|left|Typical Finnish bathroom]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Finland_swastiGET.jpg|thumb|SWASTI GET.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Raperape.jpg|thumb|[[Rape]] is legal in Finland if you&#039;re an black person.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Finland is in fact [[lie|Winland]]! Movie&#039;s closed. Finnish [[fanboy|/b/tards]] closed Habbo Finland&#039;s main square, and prevented moviegoers from entering the cinema as it was full of [[Snakes on a Plane|Snakes]], [[faggot|planes]] and [[AIDS]]. It&#039;s more than sad to watch the Finnish &amp;quot;adopt&amp;quot; nearly every phenomenon that other countries have gotten tired of [[at least 100 years ago]] and turn it into a lifestyle and get [[Centipede filled vagina|sand in their vaginas]] every time when notified about the fact that nobody [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|fucking cares]]. Also singing the national anthem awakens a giant troll! A very popular thing in Finland is the sauna. Nearly every shack has one. This arises the question of Finland&#039;s small population (the Finnish attend co-ed saunas where it&#039;s traditional to be naked). There are a few possibilities:&lt;br /&gt;
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#Finnish people are the height of evolution. &lt;br /&gt;
#They don&#039;t have sexual complexes suffered by morally correct people (like [[you]]). &lt;br /&gt;
#Finland has a cold climate.&lt;br /&gt;
#Finnish people think they are always right don&#039;t ever try to critism them.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you ever go to Finland watch out for reindeer loving snow that will hunt you down with their snowmobile and use a lasso to catch you and then they will castrate you with their teeth and mark your ear so that you will by Finnish law belong to them forever.&lt;br /&gt;
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After World War II personal conversations of [[Hitler]] became available that stated that, because of the ancient non-[[European]] origin of Finns, they were in  the same category as the Turks---good as border guards but people who would never be admitted into the [[German]] Reich.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proof That The Finnish Are All Weeaboos==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8QRHK_Z_X8Y&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proof That The Finnish Are All Psychotic [[Assburgers|Aspies]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SPURDO SPÄRDE.jpg|thumb|Typical finnish meme]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;0gJYDZUOiD0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Videos Full of Finnish Cringe &amp;amp; Fail==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{center|{{videoframe|BOTDFvids|background-color: white|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4cjbr7xFrnk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Finland ~YES&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;oWuyrlXI7nA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Let&#039;s speak Finglish!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Finns==&lt;br /&gt;
Famous Finns include the Moomins and [[Mr. Saari]]. There have been no other famous Finns and there won&#039;t be any (unless another Finn decides to beat Mr. Saari&#039;s high score and makes it to CNN).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economy==&lt;br /&gt;
Finland&#039;s economy is based solely on the Moomins. They are the country&#039;s principal produce, export item and source of food. It has been estimated that if Sweden was to take over the Moomins, Finland would starve and implode within 6.2 days. Some Moomin sales are created for Finland&#039;s internal markets due to the fact that Finnish lesbians traditionally get children by getting a man to jack off into a Moomin mug and then inject the sperm into their virgin cunts (this is actually true).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Moomin.jpg|thumb|Finland&#039;s chief product. This [[34]] version of the Moomins was, of course, made in Japan, as the silly Finns have not yet understood the potential of Moomin [[pr0n]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Political Parties==&lt;br /&gt;
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Finland has moar political parties than Finns. A partial list of political parties&lt;br /&gt;
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*The Social Democratic Party of Free Lutefisk &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Left Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Centre Right Left Party&lt;br /&gt;
*The National Centre Left Right Left Party &lt;br /&gt;
*The Left Wing Alliance &lt;br /&gt;
*The Left Wing and A Little Dark Meat Alliance&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Lemon Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Green League &lt;br /&gt;
*The Green from too much Finlandia Splinter League&lt;br /&gt;
*The Rutabaga Coalition &lt;br /&gt;
*The Swedish People&#039;s Party&lt;br /&gt;
*The Russian People&#039;s Party&lt;br /&gt;
*[[I see what you did there|The Dorsal Finns]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Nazis&lt;br /&gt;
*The Cuntflaps&lt;br /&gt;
*[[North American DONG Party|The Scandinavian DONG Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The Party Of Who Gives A Shit&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Finland|Gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther.jpg|[[Dyke|Typical]] Finnish females.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Meanwhile in Finland.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther1.jpg|Another [[typical]] Finnish women.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fuckeverything.gif|Typical finnish behavior&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther%2Bpetrimacro1.jpg|Finland [[doing it wrong|failing]] at [[metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther+DSC06204.jpg|Finland -- [[yes|not]] [[homosexual|gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finnball.jpg|A sad tale.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Norther%2BDSC06209.jpg|Two Finnish [[women|men]] sharing a [[dick|sausage]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Greetingsfromfinland.jpg|[[Mr. Saari|A Finnish tour guide]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FinnishMemes.jpg|Finnish [[memes]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:finfagtrollface.jpg|They can&#039;t even do memes right... look at [[Dolan]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finnsaremongoloid.jpg|Finns arent white they are mongoloid samic Inuit Bastards&lt;br /&gt;
File:Average Finnish Girl.jpg|An average Finnish girl&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finns.are.mongols.PNG|Finns are a missing link between a gook and a white man&lt;br /&gt;
File:KimmoKM.jpg|Finnish resident KimmoKM.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finlands.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finland Surprise Benis.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fin Mongol RAcemix.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Finland.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|more_images=[http://redpill.booru.org/index.php?page=post&amp;amp;s=list&amp;amp;tags=finland more images]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Finnish chans]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mämmi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Markorepairs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pussyhawks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Seppo Lehto]] aka the 2007&#039;s Finisher&lt;br /&gt;
*[[sauna]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Finland&#039;s [[gay]] friends ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Norway]] (A species of giants who make moonshine and piss oil)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Denmark]] (Left-over Germans)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iceland]] (Björk and polar bears)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sweden]] (A pussy-whipped nation where women [[fact|strap-on-dildo-rape men]] on Fridays (and Mondays). Swedish men come to Finland to fuck, because in Sweden they just get violently dildöed.)&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.last.fm/music/Creamface A typical Finnish band]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{commonwealth}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Terrorist</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* How to Spot a Terrorist */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{notice|&#039;&#039;See also: [[Terrorism]], [[USA]], [[W]], [[Islam]].&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{warning|The NSA is watching this page}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{rainbowsmall|JEWS DID WTC}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Pakistan_priceless.jpg|thumb|[[Irony]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Terrorfail.gif|thumb|right|Terrorists, ur game is through.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:gunman.jpg|thumb|Typical terrorist ready for another days hard work acting like a [[pussy]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LTTE Suicide bomber head of Thiagaraja Jayarani 20040707.jpg|thumb|This is how terrorists play [[soccer]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BomberCat.jpg|thumb|تَكْبِير]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Not to be confused with a former [[W|Autocrat]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Terrorists&#039;&#039;&#039; are usually a group of &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Arabs&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; disguised Jews and [[attention whore]]s, [[Nobody Cares|whom nobody gave a shit about]], and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be [[an hero]] by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and [[USA]] loves to blow shit up as well, [[W]] decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys.&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually [[W]] [[accidentally]] the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave [[W]] perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their [[wimmins]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The United States Department of Defense defines &#039;&#039;The Terrorists&#039;&#039; as: &#039;&#039;[[Liberals]], [[peaceniks]], environmentalists, pretzels, [[Europe|Europeans]], [[black]] people, [[Arabs]] and the rest of the world ([[Jews]]).&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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The [[CIA]] is a Terrorist training organization.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known terrorist was &#039;&#039;Cain&#039;&#039;, the seed from which [[Islam]] and the first RNC party leader descend.&lt;br /&gt;
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The term &amp;quot;terrorist&amp;quot; was used for the first time in [[French Revolution#The Reign of Terror|radical secularist regime]] at 1790s [[France]], which means even before Muslims, the first terrorists were secularists.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since [[9/11]], Terrorists are more commonly known as &#039;foreigners&#039;, &#039;[[Jews]]&#039; and &#039;[[Muslims]]&#039;.  It&#039;s scientific law that white people cannot be terrorists.&lt;br /&gt;
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To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase &amp;quot;War on &#039;&#039;Errorism&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
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Common hobbies of terrorists are the [[lulz]] of blowing themselves up, and the US [[Military]] loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|Let&#039;s [[fail|plan]] our [[epic_fail|attack]] on StickAm!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Missile.jpg|thumb|Their technology is astounding.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pearl0.png|thumb|As [[Daniel Pearl]] discovered, journalists can easily encounter surprises and [[beheading video|become famous internet stars]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Waterbomb.jpg|thumb|Bring these on a plane and expect your ass in the slammer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:TERORIST.JPG|thumb|American troops getting ready to blow up a few villages, rape some girls, and kill civilians.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Taliban.jpg|thumb|Average Jew]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How to Spot a Terrorist==&lt;br /&gt;
It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels. &lt;br /&gt;
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Common characteristics of terrorists include:&lt;br /&gt;
* Sand in their vaginas.  Sand anywhere on them, actually- they&#039;re called sandniggers for a reason.&lt;br /&gt;
* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals&lt;br /&gt;
* Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm&lt;br /&gt;
* Degrees in the field of medicine&lt;br /&gt;
* Black knees&lt;br /&gt;
* Living in England, France or Sweden &lt;br /&gt;
* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak|squiggly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a minority&lt;br /&gt;
* Driving an SUV&lt;br /&gt;
* The use of shampoo&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON&#039;T LOOK AT MY FACE!&amp;quot; - Osama Bin Laden.&lt;br /&gt;
* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists&lt;br /&gt;
* Unnecessary yelling and shooting&lt;br /&gt;
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==Are Terrorists nice people?==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Niceterrorists.png|Are terrorists nice people?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Niceterroristsparttwo.png|Are they even a &#039;&#039;little bit&#039;&#039; nice?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hobbies==&lt;br /&gt;
* putting sand in their vaginas&lt;br /&gt;
* spending about all their free time eating shit&lt;br /&gt;
* doing gay circle jerks yelling &amp;quot;[[Allahu Akbar]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* constantly saying &amp;quot;[[Allahu Akbar]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* blowing themselves up&lt;br /&gt;
* blowing other people up&lt;br /&gt;
* trying to blow stuff up&lt;br /&gt;
* blowing stuff up and yelling &amp;quot;[[Allahu Akbar]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you&#039;re fucked when you getting dick slapped in your own turf)&lt;br /&gt;
* getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them&lt;br /&gt;
* Collecting [[The Anarchist Cookbook|manuals for terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* hiding in tunnels&lt;br /&gt;
* Black knees&lt;br /&gt;
* brainwashing kids into hating Americans&lt;br /&gt;
* being un-American&lt;br /&gt;
* hating Jews&lt;br /&gt;
* sucking dick&lt;br /&gt;
* laughing at 9/11&lt;br /&gt;
* wearing turbans&lt;br /&gt;
* praising Allah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==List of The Terrorists==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:pwndlindh.jpg|thumb|lright| LOL PWND]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Timothy McVeigh]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22874 proof],[http://www.stopcovertwar.com/McVeigh.html more]&lt;br /&gt;
*[Saddam Hussein] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;[[Lies|LIES]] [[Rules_of_the_Internet|Refer to Rule 32]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Osama bin Laden]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/binladen_cia.html proof]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[John F. Kennedy|Lee Harvey Oswald]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488132719239248250 proof]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jews]]:&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[George W. Bush]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  Insurgent (24channer)&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Bill Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[George Washington]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Donald Rumsfeld]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Black people]]:&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Patriotic Nigras]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  That guy who did the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Trayvon Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Black Lives Matter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Homosexuals]]:&lt;br /&gt;
** [[George W. Bush]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Omar Mateen]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[White Devils]]:&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Eric Harris]] &amp;amp; [[Dylan Klebold]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[CMR]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Adam Lanza]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Jared Lee Loughner]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Marc Lepine]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Robert Hawkins]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Anders Breivik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* All [[Islam|Muslims]]:&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Bashar al-Assad]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Omar Mateen]] [[Irony|again..]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[Victim|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof]&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Saddam Hussein]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Osama bin Laden]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Jews did wtc|vindicated]]&lt;br /&gt;
** Any [[Arab|Cameljockey]]&lt;br /&gt;
**  [[John Walker Lindh]]&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Libertarian]]s&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Dell|Dell laptops]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[French Revolution#The Reign of Terror|The Reign of Terror]] - Where the term &amp;quot;terrorist&amp;quot; first used on.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Navid]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Mooninites]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kanye West]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Chechens&lt;br /&gt;
* Oh, fuck it. Anyone who isn&#039;t a [[Bush]] loving patriotic [[Neocon|necroconservative]].&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[unabomber]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cory Lidle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:File:Mthrfkn_-_IRC_Image.jpg|mthrfkn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kingscrusher]]&lt;br /&gt;
* All [[truthfag]]s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Terrorism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jihadophile]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pyro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Defense Industries Organization]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nick Berg]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Daniel Pearl]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ISIS]]&lt;br /&gt;
==External links:==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.terroristcamp.com/ Terroristcamp.com] Contains REAL beheadings for you sick fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Terrorists}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FoxNews}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Death&amp;diff=1881768</id>
		<title>Death</title>
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		<updated>2024-08-13T12:36:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{spoiler|YOU&#039;RE GONNA DIE}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Angel Death cardgame.jpg|350px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fun fact: Death is a scam made up by [[jews]] such as [[Gene Simmons]]  to get you to buy their Kiss coffins so they can get more [[jewgold]]. Do us a favour and die somewhere that they&#039;ll never find you, as [[Arabs|The Kikes]] are rich enough already. Someone should [[Holocaust|do something about it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An all-around humorous topic, &#039;&#039;&#039;Death&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ultimate escape from your [[bantown|flesh prison]]. There are many ways of achieving death, some [[An Hero|funnier]] than [[AIDS|others]]. Death is unique as it is the only common ground human beings have, it doesn&#039;t matter if you&#039;re a balding manlet subhuman or or a rich man living a lavish lifestyle everyone will face death. So remember that the next time some jerk beats you up, steals your bike, fucks your mother and makes you call him Cindy, you have a comeback (albeit a shit one) which is: &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;LOL NIGGA JOO GUNNA DIE!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are [[banned]] everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. However, not everyone is [[permabanned]] by God; some people simply [[Suicide|delete their own IRL accounts]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fake Death ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Fake death&#039;&#039;&#039; (or [[pseudocide]]) is a method of [[Attention whore|attention whoring]] when someone thinks that people will [[Unrealistic Expectations|miss them when they&#039;re gone]]. It is but one more way for these failures to fool themselves into believing that they will not be [[dying alone]]. They include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sui-Chan]] &amp;amp;ndash; Infamous emo &amp;quot;live&amp;quot; fake death.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kewllimesrevenge]] &amp;amp;ndash; The fake death that never happened.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Flashman]] &amp;amp;ndash; Fake death of a fake person.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] &amp;amp;ndash; Furfags want attention&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PogoRoo]] &amp;amp;ndash; Faked death to scam furries out of commission money.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jolene JRyda]] &amp;amp;ndash; A [[Juggalo|jugalette]] who tried this BS in reaction to her fail as a mother and human being was pointed out and posted on ED. No one bought it, especially after she was outed by her own sister.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Real Death ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Classic grim reaperL.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The classic Grim Reaper.  Since he was busy doing [[Castlevania]] games he was replaced]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cute little death girl coffee.jpeg|thumb|right|220px|Thanks to Konami taking up the Grim Reapers time, we&#039;re stuck with [[Neil Gaiman]]&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Cute Little Death Girl&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While usually funnier than a fake death, the actual death of an actual person isn&#039;t always [[Holocaust|completely awesome]]. It depends on how they died. For example, the death of your ex-girlfriend is not funny because she probably doesn&#039;t exist. On the other hand, the old guy with cancer who chartered a biplane and jumped out is pretty much [[A Plus|A+]]. Or when [[Steve Irwin]], who spent his life pissing off crocodiles and other large animals, got im-fucking-paled by a stingray. Also, the death of any [[an hero]] is sure to create [[lulz]]. Real death is a necrophiliac&#039;s dream, and they will make sweet love to any festering meat pile. Popular real deaths include:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Budd Dwyer]] &amp;amp;ndash; First televised public suicide&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Irwin]] &amp;amp;ndash; For a man who fucked with crocodiles, being killed by a stingray is a pussy way to go down.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Jackson]] &amp;amp;ndash; Melted down into [[Lego]] so kids could still [[fuck|play]] with him after death.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Billy Mays]] &amp;amp;ndash; HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FO-[[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Pete &amp;quot;Dead Meat&amp;quot; Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: &amp;quot;How can this not be part of some larger plan?&amp;quot; Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? One minute you&#039;re in bed with a knockout gal, or guy, and the next, you&#039;re a compost heap. Doesn&#039;t that bother you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!|Admiral Benson &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;[[Charlie Sheen|Hotshots]]&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Where Do I Go When I Die?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Pure_black_long.jpg|center|400px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;A picture of where [[you]] will go when you die.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg||Gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Death announcements - ominous subediting error.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Freddy versus Jason.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Death crane.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bush pope santa.jpg|Death confuses [[W|morons]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Vultureseatingcorpse.jpg|[[Delicious cake|Delicious death]], you must eat it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:DeathAndKittens.jpg|Even death like [[cat]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Death and rape.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:Flist.gif|A common reaction to a real death on [[LiveJournal]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dead2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Depressed-stormtrooper.jpg|Death of a friend or loved one is sometimes hard to come to grips with.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CensoredOBIT.jpg|This image replaced elgorgo&#039;s prank obituary and appeared on his journal at the end of his e-death. Many [[histrionic]] strangers were angered. Most people didn&#039;t care.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Deathtoll.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Columbinewasted.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Death.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:2887816-death time of your life ad 1996.jpg|Neil Gaiman&#039;s Cute Little Death Girl&lt;br /&gt;
File:Steinhauserdead3.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:I&#039;m sorry and my bad.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Grim reaper icon.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shooting accident.jpg|Driving a [[car]] can increase your chances of dying.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ryan dunn.jpg|[[jackass|Ryan Dunn]],a dead motherfucker.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Drowning in boobs.gif|90% of men prefer to die by drowning in [[boobs]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sick memorial.jpg|Lies, people only bitch about dying when they [[Attention whore|want attention]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ftworthwatergardenmain.jpg|[[Fort Worth, TX]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Videos ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:4chan pilleating cracker.jpg|220px|thumb|&amp;quot;What a faggot,OP won&#039;t deliver...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:OP is dead.jpg|thumb|220px|[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516641/4chan-user-sets-live-streamed-suicide-attempt-200-people-watch.html OP is deeeeeeeaaaadd!]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{fv|Deathvideos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- (dead vid) |&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;e8RwOUTvVHM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ikfVvxVZYIo&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;zwOGdnP-Kw0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;A depiction of what happens when you die.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[An hero]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Coffin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cutting]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cupcake Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Suicide]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Death Van]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Death List]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Death penalty]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Necrophilia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Neil Gaiman&#039;s Sandman]] Has everyone&#039;s favorite Cute Little Death Girl&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Skeleton]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Suicidal Failure]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== People That Will Die ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.freewebs.com/afterlife/flint/flintrecordings.htm Bimbo the Clown and other famous people talk to us from beyond the grave. Suitable for scaring small children.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.Darwinawards.com A large collection of particularly lulzy deaths]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Life}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|Featured article February 20, [[2006]]|[[DeviantART]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{timeline|Article of the Now July 8 &amp;amp; July 9, [[2023]]|[[Stealthing]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Money]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Afghanistan&amp;diff=1881767</id>
		<title>Afghanistan</title>
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		<updated>2024-08-13T12:28:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Famous Afghan exports */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|KNELT TO THE TALIBAN GIGACHAD}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{welfare}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--{{offendedMuslims}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{corner|[[File:Tali_Flag.gif|210px|]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[Image:TalibanFlagPlant.jpg|thumb|center|270px|2000 YEARS UNDEFEATED]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Afghanistan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Name&#039;&#039;&#039;|Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; د افغانستان اسلامي امارت (Pasto)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; امارت اسلامی افغانستان (Dari)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;National Anthem&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Da da Batorano Kor&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motto&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Goverment&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Islam#Sharia|Islamic Theocracy]] Emirate}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Capital&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kabul}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Independence Day]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|August 15, 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Leader&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hibatullah Akhundzada (Supreme Leader)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Ethic Groups&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;Majority&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pashto, Tajik &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minority&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hazara, Aimaq, and Turkic Peoples}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Currency&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Circular Logic|Afghan Afghani]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion&#039;&#039;&#039;|Islam (Almost all of them)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Very tiny non-Muslim minorities}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Population&#039;&#039;&#039;|40 Million}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Talibanistan&#039;&#039;&#039; is the actual Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and the Birthplace of Toxic Masculinity &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;unlike the fat-ass godless America who are invading them&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; LOL defeated and they were the culprit of the mess in the country! The country is inhabited by Pro-patriarchy masculine gigachad [[Jihad|mujahideen]] who are strong enough to kick the US invaders out from the country thanks to their strong faith in [[Islam]] and rejects feminism, secularism, and other liberal ideas entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afghanistan is also known as the &amp;quot;Graveyard of Empires&amp;quot;, America being its latest victim. Various empires throughout history have been unable to defeat these brave poor farmers such as the [[British|Bri&#039;ishs]], and the [[Soviet|Soviets]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The official currency unit is the goat. one goat being convertible into [http://observers.france24.com/en/20160804-afghanistan-underage-girl-sold-marriage one six-year-old child bride on the open market.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfDesert.jpg|250px|thumb|center|Kabul, Afghanistan&#039;s largest city.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of [[Germans]] 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O&#039;Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.&amp;lt;!--Throughout most of Afghanistan&#039;s history, it&#039;s been called &amp;quot;that other [[Pakistan|piece of shit]] between [[Iran|Persia]] and [[India]].&amp;quot;--&amp;gt; When Russian and British [[Shit|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the &#039;&#039;Great Game&#039;&#039;), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]&#039;s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn&#039;t is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who&#039;s only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren&#039;t for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called &amp;quot;Hazaras&amp;quot; are common chinks with a little bit of &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. A month before [[9/11]], the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its [[jihad|mujahideen]], but it failed hard. One month later &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;they blew up the World Trade Center&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (everyone knows [[Jews did WTC]], not [[Muslims]]). Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden, the Americans got tired but remained &amp;quot;devoted&amp;quot; to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then installed [[anal|peace and order]] and [[rape|rule]] over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar Airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Reoccupied by the Taliban===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TalibanIslamicEmirate.jpg|300p|thumb|center|Your American tax dollars at work, gone to good use for once]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2021, after the withdrawal of U.S. forces, the Taliban quickly planted their flag in most major Afghan cities, the capital, Kabul, was also eaten. It was only a matter of time before Afghanistan becomes a Sharia theocracy again, given the trend of the previous Islamic Republic leaders slowly leaving the country to run.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Recap=== &lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Arab [[Muslims]] willingly convert them from [[Buddhism]] to Islam, then in turn the now-converted Afghans raeped their Pajeet counterparts&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happen&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Wut?|ONE British leaves]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Elphinstone%27s_army (Seriously!)] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Anglo-Afghan_War +16,500 killed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;or wounded&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Banned|British leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Afghan_War +1,630 killed or wounded])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[pwnt|British leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Anglo-Afghan_War +1,751 killed or wounded ])&lt;br /&gt;
#Afghanistan is a monarchy&lt;br /&gt;
#Afghanistan goes atheist/communist&lt;br /&gt;
#Pashtuns get [[butthurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Mujahideen forms with US help to fight communism&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|Soviets come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[pwnt|Soviets leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan +67,000 killed or wounded])&lt;br /&gt;
#Kabul falls to the mujahideen. A Pashtun and a Hazara get butt hurt and fighting ensues.(90% of the population in Kabul die).&lt;br /&gt;
#Mujahideen evolved into Taliban to fight [[pr0n|Western influence]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Taliban start leading country [[moralfag|based off Islamic law]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|Americans come in]], kill current leaders and appoint a puppet president&lt;br /&gt;
#But in order to make the puppet legal, they stage an election and he wins with 55%. &lt;br /&gt;
#Next election noone who voted before shows up, quarter of all votes get discarded, [[over 9000|millions]] of votes get added, ballot box intimidation... and the puppet wins with 90% &lt;br /&gt;
#But in order to make it seem more legitimate, there is a reelection... in which the opponent is forced to back out&lt;br /&gt;
#US loses massive amounts of money [[doing it wrong|by first funding the terrorists and then fighting them]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Taliban pyrrhic victory &lt;br /&gt;
#[[????]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Profit!]] (for the [[jews]])&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Where is the fucking profit?&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Demographics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Afghan woman with green eyes.jpg|center|thumb|Afghan [[jailbait]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Afghanistan contains about 29.8 million people with beards and turbans on their heads, and a few confused lost [[wiggers]]. Afghan women all have to wear oversized binbags, although whether this is due to the Islamist attitude of the populace or the general fugliness of the women is debated. &lt;br /&gt;
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They have dozens of ethnic groups including the pashtuns, hazaras (chinks), Tajiks and Uzbeks (Chinks) &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Godwin&#039;s Law]], Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this one little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the [[India|Indus Valley]] and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the [[Hindu|Vedas]] and the [[shit nobody cares about|Indo-European]] influenced language. If you are wondering why, if those dark skinned people were so intelligent, they got utterly pwned; shut up you racist.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Afghanhound.jpg|center|250px|thumb|More Afgan [[jailbait]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
The terrain of this country is lots of [[Cock|mountains]] and landlocked. the civilians turn into werewolves at night and raep outsiders [[in the ass]]. An Afghan [[feminazi]] bandit described Afghanistan&#039;s terrain as:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shit|Dirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Dirt&lt;br /&gt;
*More dirt&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Opium fields &lt;br /&gt;
*Lots of Humvees&lt;br /&gt;
*Dead Marines&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*[[lol|Talibans]] corpses, both in the land and in the caves too&lt;br /&gt;
*Mass graves&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trying too hard|Over 9,000 at least 100 years old]] Soviet tanks&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Landmines&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Even moar dirt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Leaders==&lt;br /&gt;
The only known leader of Afghanistan that was known until now was [[Osama bin Laden]], who is most known for being a local and American hero and humanitarian. In 2001, he was agonizingly framed for masterminding [[9/11]]. Laden was later ruthlessly murdered in the attack of the [[NATO]] as he tried to save his fellow humans from the evils of western imperialism. When his death was confirmed, the country bowed down to the Canadian lead [[zerg rush|invader forces]]. Since then, the provisional [[Xenu|dark emperor]] claimed the country in the name of [[Jews|Zionist-occupied Goverment]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since the fall of the [[Oxymoron|Islamic Republic]], Taliban Emir and Mullah, Hibatullah Akhundzada has led the country with his [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia]]-ruling theocracy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Infastructures and Technologies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfghanTechnology.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Afghanistan is well known for its [[old media|modern]] industrial and [[gun|technological]] economy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Until somewhere in 2010s, there were no telephones or [[internets]] in Afghanistan, and most people rely on smoke signals for communications. Families that are rich enough have a camel, horse or even flying carpet to visit family across the country. But since one place in this masculine country is as based as any other, not much travel takes place.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Afghans? in my internets?===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|center|250px|A Taliban fighter found on [[Stickam]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Talibansingles.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Sexy Ladies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s more likely than you think. Just look at the following websites taken over by the Afghans. They all redirect to some low budget Persian Afghani music videos. It may be many different videos, or all the same one. We really can&#039;t tell. &lt;br /&gt;
Behold the fearmsome soldiers of the taliban.&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.net&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.tokyohood.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.sexymuch.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.vandalize.us&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.killthisfaggot.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.newfag.net&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.newfag.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.iccfunds.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.nexwiki.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.nexwiki.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.dollarmuch.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Add more if you see any. We don&#039;t know whats going on but it is pretty scary.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Taliban Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What the fuck did you just fucking say about Allah, you little infidel? Ill have you know I finished top of my group in the Taliban training camp, and I&#039;ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the US military, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hostage taking and I&#039;m the top mujahideen in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another kafir. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah’s Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot, As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mujahideen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the blasphemous little thing you call your life. You&#039;re fucking dead, kid. I can be in the Centre of Mecca, during prayer time, and I can stone you in over 40 ways, and that&#039;s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Taliban army, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Allah’s creation, you kafir. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn&#039;t, you didn&#039;t, and now you&#039;re paying the jizyah. wallahi, I will shit my wrath all over you and you will drown in it. You&#039;re fucking dead, Kuffar.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Famous Afghan exports==&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Hound&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Coat&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Whigs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan wigs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Carpets&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Afghani, the official currency of Afghanistan&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afgan+snowball The Afghan Snowball]&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Goo&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Kalashnikovs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Pipeline&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Tea-bag&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghani Sauna&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Skunk&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Haze&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Slurpee&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Afghanistanimation Afghanistanimation ]&lt;br /&gt;
*Assortments of firearms left by Americunt soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LOL|Dead American troops]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Opium&lt;br /&gt;
*Dead Hajjis&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre|Faggots in denial]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Human rights violations&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It is also human right too, you fucking [[libtards]]!!&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan terrorism&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How to Troll an Afghan==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Really this not a hard task. Afghans (especially Pashtuns) are really fucking anal if you make fun of them:&lt;br /&gt;
#If they hate Pakistan because they help the Taliban, just say how much Pakistan is far more superior than Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are Hazara, ask if they are from China or Japan.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are Pashtuns, say that they are really filthy Jews that were kicked out of Israel. Seriously it&#039;s true, just look at their noses.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them if they have any connections with any opium farm growers.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them if they&#039;re related to [[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre|Omar Mateen]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Most Afghans are born out of incest so you should probably make fun of them for that, like &amp;quot;Your dad is also your grandpa, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
#Bring up the fact that Afghans are terminally butt hurt when electing a winner for a presidential election.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are offended by someone making fun of Afghanistan, just show them this article.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they believe the Afghan National Army is doing a good job, bring up what&#039;s happening in Northern Afghanistan. Especially the takeover of Kunduz by the Taliban.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they talk shit about you behind your back when trying to be nice to them, which will happen 100% of the time, start a sexual rumor about them. Afghans do this all the time and they will be really paranoid.&lt;br /&gt;
#Make fun of them for liking Bacha Bazi (basically boys dressed up in girls clothes dancing in front of men and then after they are done they get raped. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbIMjU1x9s NOT A FUCKING JOKE].) and call them a pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;lqzSoaUoNeM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Troll shielding|Pussies]] are afraid to link this video to the Taliban 2.0 on sites like twitter&#039;&#039;&#039;}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Because of the emergence of Taliban Memer [https://twitter.com/MalangKhostaay Malang Khostay] during 2021 Taliban takeover, and some of the [[alt-right|alt-righters]] even [https://www.thedailybeast.com/generation-zs-alt-right-declares-new-hero-the-taliban praised it], sadly we cannot troll them anymore, so here is some wholesome good shit of the Taliban enjoying stuffs like what normal human being do.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TalibanIcecream.jpg|center|350px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;9yqF-sJ4OHA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;F0necNQSj-8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;i4zAUo8dycg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Middleeastbeforeandafterdemocracy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mideastthennow.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Moderatemuslim.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Afgani woman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:99d.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taliban Kicking US Army.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[China]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iran]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tajikistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mujahideen Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Turkmenistan&lt;br /&gt;
*Uzbekistan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Holland]] - their government fell because of Afghanistan debates.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kyrgyzstan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[K-pop#The Fans|K-Pop Stans]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD_ Twitter account of IEA&#039;s Public Relations Department]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.alemarahenglish.af/ Official website of Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{islam}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{achtung|KNELT TO THE TALIBAN GIGACHAD}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[Image:TalibanFlagPlant.jpg|thumb|center|270px|2000 YEARS UNDEFEATED]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Afghanistan&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Name&#039;&#039;&#039;|Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; د افغانستان اسلامي امارت (Pasto)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; امارت اسلامی افغانستان (Dari)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;National Anthem&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Da da Batorano Kor&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motto&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Goverment&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Islam#Sharia|Islamic Theocracy]] Emirate}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Capital&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kabul}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Independence Day]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|August 15, 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Leader&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hibatullah Akhundzada (Supreme Leader)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Ethic Groups&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;&#039;Majority&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pashto, Tajik &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Minority&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hazara, Aimaq, and Turkic Peoples}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Currency&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Circular Logic|Afghan Afghani]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion&#039;&#039;&#039;|Islam (Almost all of them)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Very tiny non-Muslim minorities}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Population&#039;&#039;&#039;|40 Million}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Talibanistan&#039;&#039;&#039; is the actual Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and the Birthplace of Toxic Masculinity &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;unlike the fat-ass godless America who are invading them&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; LOL defeated and they were the culprit of the mess in the country! The country is inhabited by Pro-patriarchy masculine gigachad [[Jihad|mujahideen]] who are strong enough to kick the US invaders out from the country thanks to their strong faith in [[Islam]] and rejects feminism, secularism, and other liberal ideas entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afghanistan is also known as the &amp;quot;Graveyard of Empires&amp;quot;, America being its latest victim. Various empires throughout history have been unable to defeat these brave poor farmers such as the [[British|Bri&#039;ishs]], and the [[Soviet|Soviets]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The official currency unit is the goat. one goat being convertible into [http://observers.france24.com/en/20160804-afghanistan-underage-girl-sold-marriage one six-year-old child bride on the open market.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfDesert.jpg|250px|thumb|center|Kabul, Afghanistan&#039;s largest city.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as the distance relative of [[Germans]] 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of [[Bill Nye]] (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O&#039;Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit.&amp;lt;!--Throughout most of Afghanistan&#039;s history, it&#039;s been called &amp;quot;that other [[Pakistan|piece of shit]] between [[Iran|Persia]] and [[India]].&amp;quot;--&amp;gt; When Russian and British [[Shit|Imperialism]] hit Central Asia (the &#039;&#039;Great Game&#039;&#039;), the whole place became [[United Kingdom]]&#039;s bitch. However, Afghanistan was the only country that pwned the British invaders and every other empire that has attempted to [[rape]] them &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn&#039;t is because they used them to kick out [[Osama bin Laden]] and [[friends]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[No]]. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who&#039;s only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren&#039;t for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afghanistan is also home of the true and real Aryans, not the trailer trash white people you see in North America or the cavebitch skinhead wannabes in [[Europe]]. Afghanistan was also known as Aryana, a state of [[Persia]] before they separated due to [[religion]] and [[Arabs]] conquering them in the chest. The true Aryans are the Pashtuns and Tajiks, but the Mongolian left overs called &amp;quot;Hazaras&amp;quot; are common chinks with a little bit of &#039;&#039;other&#039;&#039; merged into their genome. Recently they have been enjoying freedom from their former Pashtun masters who enslaved them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In recent history, Osama Bin Laden fell in love with the country and took it over with his Taliban. A month before [[9/11]], the Afghan Army was planning to attack the US with its [[jihad|mujahideen]], but it failed hard. One month later &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;they blew up the World Trade Center&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (everyone knows [[Jews did WTC]], not [[Muslims]]). Butthurt, the US declared war on Afghanistan. After years of looking for Bin Laden, the Americans got tired but remained &amp;quot;devoted&amp;quot; to the cause by leaving the Canadian army in charge. The Canadians have since then installed [[anal|peace and order]] and [[rape|rule]] over the country from their dark and untakeable fortress in Kandahar Airbase, where they enjoy playing cards, torturing prisoners and playing hockey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Reoccupied by the Taliban===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TalibanIslamicEmirate.jpg|300p|thumb|center|Your American tax dollars at work, gone to good use for once]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2021, after the withdrawal of U.S. forces, the Taliban quickly planted their flag in most major Afghan cities, the capital, Kabul, was also eaten. It was only a matter of time before Afghanistan becomes a Sharia theocracy again, given the trend of the previous Islamic Republic leaders slowly leaving the country to run.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Recap=== &lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Arab [[Muslims]] willingly convert them from [[Buddhism]] to Islam, then in turn the now-converted Afghans raeped their Pajeet counterparts&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happens&lt;br /&gt;
#Nothing happen&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Wut?|ONE British leaves]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Elphinstone%27s_army (Seriously!)] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Anglo-Afghan_War +16,500 killed &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;or wounded&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Banned|British leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Afghan_War +1,630 killed or wounded])&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|British come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[pwnt|British leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Anglo-Afghan_War +1,751 killed or wounded ])&lt;br /&gt;
#Afghanistan is a monarchy&lt;br /&gt;
#Afghanistan goes atheist/communist&lt;br /&gt;
#Pashtuns get [[butthurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Mujahideen forms with US help to fight communism&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|Soviets come]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[pwnt|Soviets leave]] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan +67,000 killed or wounded])&lt;br /&gt;
#Kabul falls to the mujahideen. A Pashtun and a Hazara get butt hurt and fighting ensues.(90% of the population in Kabul die).&lt;br /&gt;
#Mujahideen evolved into Taliban to fight [[pr0n|Western influence]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Taliban start leading country [[moralfag|based off Islamic law]] &lt;br /&gt;
#[[Asking for it|Americans come in]], kill current leaders and appoint a puppet president&lt;br /&gt;
#But in order to make the puppet legal, they stage an election and he wins with 55%. &lt;br /&gt;
#Next election noone who voted before shows up, quarter of all votes get discarded, [[over 9000|millions]] of votes get added, ballot box intimidation... and the puppet wins with 90% &lt;br /&gt;
#But in order to make it seem more legitimate, there is a reelection... in which the opponent is forced to back out&lt;br /&gt;
#US loses massive amounts of money [[doing it wrong|by first funding the terrorists and then fighting them]]&lt;br /&gt;
#Taliban pyrrhic victory &lt;br /&gt;
#[[????]]&lt;br /&gt;
#[[Profit!]] (for the [[jews]])&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Where is the fucking profit?&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Demographics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Afghan woman with green eyes.jpg|center|thumb|Afghan [[jailbait]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Afghanistan contains about 29.8 million people with beards and turbans on their heads, and a few confused lost [[wiggers]]. Afghan women all have to wear oversized binbags, although whether this is due to the Islamist attitude of the populace or the general fugliness of the women is debated. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They have dozens of ethnic groups including the pashtuns, hazaras (chinks), Tajiks and Uzbeks (Chinks) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Godwin&#039;s Law]], Afghanistan is the origin of the Aryan race, as proved by this one little white girl from Afghanistan. Historically, the Aryans invaded early civilization on the [[India|Indus Valley]] and asspwned the dark skinned yet ironically more intelligent inhabitants, giving them the [[Hindu|Vedas]] and the [[shit nobody cares about|Indo-European]] influenced language. If you are wondering why, if those dark skinned people were so intelligent, they got utterly pwned; shut up you racist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Afghanhound.jpg|center|250px|thumb|More Afgan [[jailbait]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Geography==&lt;br /&gt;
The terrain of this country is lots of [[Cock|mountains]] and landlocked. the civilians turn into werewolves at night and raep outsiders [[in the ass]]. An Afghan [[feminazi]] bandit described Afghanistan&#039;s terrain as:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shit|Dirt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Dirt&lt;br /&gt;
*More dirt&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Your Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Opium fields &lt;br /&gt;
*Lots of Humvees&lt;br /&gt;
*Dead Marines&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*[[lol|Talibans]] corpses, both in the land and in the caves too&lt;br /&gt;
*Mass graves&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trying too hard|Over 9,000 at least 100 years old]] Soviet tanks&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Landmines&lt;br /&gt;
*Caves&lt;br /&gt;
*Even moar dirt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Leaders==&lt;br /&gt;
The only known leader of Afghanistan that was known until now was [[Osama bin Laden]], who is most known for being a local and American hero and humanitarian. In 2001, he was agonizingly framed for masterminding [[9/11]]. Laden was later ruthlessly murdered in the attack of the [[NATO]] as he tried to save his fellow humans from the evils of western imperialism. When his death was confirmed, the country bowed down to the Canadian lead [[zerg rush|invader forces]]. Since then, the provisional [[Xenu|dark emperor]] claimed the country in the name of [[Jews|Zionist-occupied Goverment]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since the fall of the [[Oxymoron|Islamic Republic]], Taliban Emir and Mullah, Hibatullah Akhundzada has led the country with his [[Islam#Sharia|Sharia]]-ruling theocracy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Infastructures and Technologies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfghanTechnology.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Afghanistan is well known for its [[old media|modern]] industrial and [[gun|technological]] economy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Until somewhere in 2010s, there were no telephones or [[internets]] in Afghanistan, and most people rely on smoke signals for communications. Families that are rich enough have a camel, horse or even flying carpet to visit family across the country. But since one place in this masculine country is as based as any other, not much travel takes place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Afghans? in my internets?===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|center|250px|A Taliban fighter found on [[Stickam]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Talibansingles.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Sexy Ladies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s more likely than you think. Just look at the following websites taken over by the Afghans. They all redirect to some low budget Persian Afghani music videos. It may be many different videos, or all the same one. We really can&#039;t tell. &lt;br /&gt;
Behold the fearmsome soldiers of the taliban.&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.net&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.futabachannel.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.tokyohood.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.sexymuch.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.vandalize.us&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.killthisfaggot.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.newfag.net&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.newfag.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.iccfunds.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.nexwiki.com&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.nexwiki.org&lt;br /&gt;
*http://www.dollarmuch.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Add more if you see any. We don&#039;t know whats going on but it is pretty scary.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Taliban Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What the fuck did you just fucking say about Allah, you little infidel? Ill have you know I finished top of my group in the Taliban training camp, and I&#039;ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the US military, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hostage taking and I&#039;m the top mujahideen in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another kafir. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah’s Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot, As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mujahideen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the blasphemous little thing you call your life. You&#039;re fucking dead, kid. I can be in the Centre of Mecca, during prayer time, and I can stone you in over 40 ways, and that&#039;s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Taliban army, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Allah’s creation, you kafir. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn&#039;t, you didn&#039;t, and now you&#039;re paying the jizyah. wallahi, I will shit my wrath all over you and you will drown in it. You&#039;re fucking dead, Kuffar.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Famous Afghan exports==&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Hound&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Coat&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Whigs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan wigs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Carpets&lt;br /&gt;
*The Afghan Afghani, the official currency of Afghanistan&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afgan+snowball The Afghan Snowball]&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Goo&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Kalashnikovs&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Pipeline&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghan Tea-bag&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghani Sauna&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Skunk&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Haze&lt;br /&gt;
*Afghanistan Slurpee&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Afghanistanimation Afghanistanimation ]&lt;br /&gt;
*Assortments of firearms left by Americunt soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LOL|Dead American troops]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Opium&lt;br /&gt;
*Dead Hajjis&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre|Faggots in denial]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Human rights violations&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It is also human right too, you fucking [[libtards]]!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How to Troll an Afghan==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Really this not a hard task. Afghans (especially Pashtuns) are really fucking anal if you make fun of them:&lt;br /&gt;
#If they hate Pakistan because they help the Taliban, just say how much Pakistan is far more superior than Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are Hazara, ask if they are from China or Japan.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are Pashtuns, say that they are really filthy Jews that were kicked out of Israel. Seriously it&#039;s true, just look at their noses.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them if they have any connections with any opium farm growers.&lt;br /&gt;
#Ask them if they&#039;re related to [[Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre|Omar Mateen]].&lt;br /&gt;
#Most Afghans are born out of incest so you should probably make fun of them for that, like &amp;quot;Your dad is also your grandpa, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
#Bring up the fact that Afghans are terminally butt hurt when electing a winner for a presidential election.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they are offended by someone making fun of Afghanistan, just show them this article.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they believe the Afghan National Army is doing a good job, bring up what&#039;s happening in Northern Afghanistan. Especially the takeover of Kunduz by the Taliban.&lt;br /&gt;
#If they talk shit about you behind your back when trying to be nice to them, which will happen 100% of the time, start a sexual rumor about them. Afghans do this all the time and they will be really paranoid.&lt;br /&gt;
#Make fun of them for liking Bacha Bazi (basically boys dressed up in girls clothes dancing in front of men and then after they are done they get raped. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbIMjU1x9s NOT A FUCKING JOKE].) and call them a pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;lqzSoaUoNeM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Troll shielding|Pussies]] are afraid to link this video to the Taliban 2.0 on sites like twitter&#039;&#039;&#039;}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Because of the emergence of Taliban Memer [https://twitter.com/MalangKhostaay Malang Khostay] during 2021 Taliban takeover, and some of the [[alt-right|alt-righters]] even [https://www.thedailybeast.com/generation-zs-alt-right-declares-new-hero-the-taliban praised it], sadly we cannot troll them anymore, so here is some wholesome good shit of the Taliban enjoying stuffs like what normal human being do.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TalibanIcecream.jpg|center|350px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;9yqF-sJ4OHA&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;F0necNQSj-8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;i4zAUo8dycg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Middleeastbeforeandafterdemocracy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mideastthennow.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Moderatemuslim.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Afgani woman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:99d.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Taliban Kicking US Army.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[China]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iran]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Islam]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pakistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tajikistan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mujahideen Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Turkmenistan&lt;br /&gt;
*Uzbekistan&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Holland]] - their government fell because of Afghanistan debates.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kyrgyzstan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[K-pop#The Fans|K-Pop Stans]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD_ Twitter account of IEA&#039;s Public Relations Department]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.alemarahenglish.af/ Official website of Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan]&lt;br /&gt;
{{commonwealth}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{islam}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Locations]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Steven_Bonnell_II&amp;diff=1881765</id>
		<title>Steven Bonnell II</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Trump assassination attempt */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Achtung|{{twitch|destiny|BANNED FROM TWITCH}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said &amp;quot;I mean if you want to yeah&amp;quot; and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he&#039;s honest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don&#039;t worry Steve Mommy&#039;s got you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Destiny&#039;&#039;&#039; {{atheist}} (powername: &#039;&#039;&#039;Steven Kenneth Bonnell II&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[N00dz]] leaked==&lt;br /&gt;
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| &amp;quot;Real life reincarnation of Shrek&amp;quot;}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It&#039;s fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|&amp;quot;she only showed the good ones because she&#039;s so nice&amp;quot;]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here&#039;s the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|&amp;quot;(he) only showed it to two people&amp;quot;}} as if that makes it in any way better.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pedophile?==&lt;br /&gt;
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He&#039;d wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|&amp;quot;who tf cares it&#039;s not like you&#039;re 40 years old&amp;quot;}} and the only reason he shouldn&#039;t fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|&amp;quot;(young people) are usually so inexperienced&amp;quot;}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]&lt;br /&gt;
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==&lt;br /&gt;
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was &amp;quot;if birth control is used what&#039;s really wrong with incest?&amp;quot; and for bestiality &amp;quot;if the animal isn&#039;t hurt, what&#039;s wrong with it?&amp;quot;. He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he&#039;s playing devil&#039;s advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals. &lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;HMgsQSwkqO4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full stream&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;v0uv_VEfIv0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Autism highlight&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drama with JonTron==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]&lt;br /&gt;
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6RQA9GZprqM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The debate&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6vLoV8igbds&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Racist Against Racism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]&lt;br /&gt;
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he&#039;d pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don&#039;t these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I&#039;m against racists?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DMCA takedowns==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being a &amp;quot;[[centrist]]&amp;quot; Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]]. &lt;br /&gt;
{|style= &amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;q6jY6hYgwqY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Telling people to kill themselves==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he&#039;s self aware.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;some his friends&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;2S9d4QI380c&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trump assassination attempt==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Destinytrump.mp4|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow worse than Steven.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JonTron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Poseidon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brittany Venti]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Faggot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Libtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;BALEETED!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook­­}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny&#039;s mental instability}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]&lt;br /&gt;
{{youtubeseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Maddox}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Faggotry}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline|Featured article July 18 &amp;amp; July 19, [[2024]]|[[Global Warming]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Destinytrump.mp4&amp;diff=1881764</id>
		<title>File:Destinytrump.mp4</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=File:Destinytrump.mp4&amp;diff=1881764"/>
		<updated>2024-08-13T12:14:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Destiny Trump assassination&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Steven_Bonnell_II&amp;diff=1881763</id>
		<title>Steven Bonnell II</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Steven_Bonnell_II&amp;diff=1881763"/>
		<updated>2024-08-13T12:12:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Trump assassination attempt */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Achtung|{{twitch|destiny|BANNED FROM TWITCH}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said &amp;quot;I mean if you want to yeah&amp;quot; and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he&#039;s honest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don&#039;t worry Steve Mommy&#039;s got you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Destiny&#039;&#039;&#039; {{atheist}} (powername: &#039;&#039;&#039;Steven Kenneth Bonnell II&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[N00dz]] leaked==&lt;br /&gt;
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| &amp;quot;Real life reincarnation of Shrek&amp;quot;}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It&#039;s fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|&amp;quot;she only showed the good ones because she&#039;s so nice&amp;quot;]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here&#039;s the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|&amp;quot;(he) only showed it to two people&amp;quot;}} as if that makes it in any way better.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pedophile?==&lt;br /&gt;
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He&#039;d wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|&amp;quot;who tf cares it&#039;s not like you&#039;re 40 years old&amp;quot;}} and the only reason he shouldn&#039;t fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|&amp;quot;(young people) are usually so inexperienced&amp;quot;}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]&lt;br /&gt;
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==&lt;br /&gt;
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was &amp;quot;if birth control is used what&#039;s really wrong with incest?&amp;quot; and for bestiality &amp;quot;if the animal isn&#039;t hurt, what&#039;s wrong with it?&amp;quot;. He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he&#039;s playing devil&#039;s advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals. &lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;HMgsQSwkqO4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full stream&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;v0uv_VEfIv0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Autism highlight&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drama with JonTron==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]&lt;br /&gt;
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6RQA9GZprqM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The debate&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6vLoV8igbds&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Racist Against Racism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]&lt;br /&gt;
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he&#039;d pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don&#039;t these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I&#039;m against racists?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DMCA takedowns==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being a &amp;quot;[[centrist]]&amp;quot; Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]]. &lt;br /&gt;
{|style= &amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;q6jY6hYgwqY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Telling people to kill themselves==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he&#039;s self aware.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;some his friends&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;2S9d4QI380c&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trump assassination attempt==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Destinytrumpassasination.mp4|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow worse than Steven.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JonTron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Poseidon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brittany Venti]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Faggot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Libtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;BALEETED!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook­­}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny&#039;s mental instability}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]&lt;br /&gt;
{{youtubeseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Maddox}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Faggotry}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline|Featured article July 18 &amp;amp; July 19, [[2024]]|[[Global Warming]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Steven_Bonnell_II&amp;diff=1881760</id>
		<title>Steven Bonnell II</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Steven_Bonnell_II&amp;diff=1881760"/>
		<updated>2024-08-13T12:06:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Angel of lovr: /* Trump assassination attempt */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Achtung|{{twitch|destiny|BANNED FROM TWITCH}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said &amp;quot;I mean if you want to yeah&amp;quot; and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he&#039;s honest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don&#039;t worry Steve Mommy&#039;s got you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Destiny&#039;&#039;&#039; {{atheist}} (powername: &#039;&#039;&#039;Steven Kenneth Bonnell II&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[N00dz]] leaked==&lt;br /&gt;
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| &amp;quot;Real life reincarnation of Shrek&amp;quot;}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It&#039;s fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|&amp;quot;she only showed the good ones because she&#039;s so nice&amp;quot;]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here&#039;s the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|&amp;quot;(he) only showed it to two people&amp;quot;}} as if that makes it in any way better.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Pedophile?==&lt;br /&gt;
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He&#039;d wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|&amp;quot;who tf cares it&#039;s not like you&#039;re 40 years old&amp;quot;}} and the only reason he shouldn&#039;t fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|&amp;quot;(young people) are usually so inexperienced&amp;quot;}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]&lt;br /&gt;
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==&lt;br /&gt;
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was &amp;quot;if birth control is used what&#039;s really wrong with incest?&amp;quot; and for bestiality &amp;quot;if the animal isn&#039;t hurt, what&#039;s wrong with it?&amp;quot;. He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he&#039;s playing devil&#039;s advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals. &lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;HMgsQSwkqO4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full stream&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;v0uv_VEfIv0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Autism highlight&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drama with JonTron==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]&lt;br /&gt;
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6RQA9GZprqM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The debate&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6vLoV8igbds&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Racist Against Racism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]&lt;br /&gt;
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he&#039;d pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don&#039;t these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I&#039;m against racists?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DMCA takedowns==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being a &amp;quot;[[centrist]]&amp;quot; Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]]. &lt;br /&gt;
{|style= &amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;q6jY6hYgwqY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Telling people to kill themselves==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he&#039;s self aware.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;some his friends&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;2S9d4QI380c&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trump assassination attempt==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow worse than Steven.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JonTron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Poseidon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brittany Venti]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Faggot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Libtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;BALEETED!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook­­}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny&#039;s mental instability}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Maddox}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Faggotry}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Steven_Bonnell_II&amp;diff=1881758</id>
		<title>Steven Bonnell II</title>
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{{Achtung|BANNED FROM KICK}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{pedo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And basically [my friend] said he really wanted to kill himself and I said &amp;quot;I mean if you want to yeah&amp;quot; and he really killed himself lol| Destiny, expert in morality}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny.gif|thumb|Destiny in a nutshell.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DestinyTheSperg.gif|thumb|[[Asperger&#039;s Syndrome|The absolute state of Destiny.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:StevenBonnellDestiny2.png|thumb|At least he&#039;s honest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Midget_and_nigger.png|thumb|Don&#039;t worry Steve Mommy&#039;s got you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Destiny&#039;&#039;&#039; {{atheist}} (powername: &#039;&#039;&#039;Steven Kenneth Bonnell II&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Internet Tough Guy]] that loves [[incest]] but [[manlet|has a dick (and a body) that’s shorter than his baby daughter]]. He streams himself playing video games while debating with [[JonTron|retards]] on “ethics” and “morals”. It’s either political/[[Trump]] talk or [[shit no one cares about]]. Despite him always fighting [[Sargon of Akkad|retards]], he looks like the dumber one each time because he’s an awful debater. 30 minutes into the stream, he [[sperg|spergs]] at every different opinion from his without evidence or a compelling argument. Don’t point this out though because he’ll [[DMCA]] you like a pussy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[N00dz]] leaked==&lt;br /&gt;
On the 25 August 2012 a thread was released on [[Reddit]] detailing a falling out between Destiny and his ex-girlfriend after she found out he cheated on her, released her nudes and called her the {{archive|ssxNx#41%| &amp;quot;Real life reincarnation of Shrek&amp;quot;}} because of her [[butterface]]. Of course she did not take this well and hacked his [[The Google|Gmail]] account releasing his nudes to everyone he knew. It&#039;s fine though because [[fallacious reasoning|&amp;quot;she only showed the good ones because she&#039;s so nice&amp;quot;]]. {{archive|vXpzT|Here&#039;s the thread for all to read}}. Destiny, of course, tried to damage control his way out of the [[shit]] he stirred justifying his decisions by saying {{archive|axXGy|&amp;quot;(he) only showed it to two people&amp;quot;}} as if that makes it in any way better.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
His fans, being the retards they are, saw Steven and came to him in his time of need wanting to help him, and what better way of helping someone with their n00dz leaked than releasing n00dz of your own! {{archive|QHDK2|(No srsly,}} &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20120828054426/http://imgur.com/PNs8Q one user even posted his disgusting bleeding dick on imgur)]&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pedophile?==&lt;br /&gt;
In the leaked group logs above, there is also evidence to show that Steven is also an ephebophile as he appears to have taken nude pictures of a [[16 year old girl|15 year old girl]] and his friends, instead of wondering why they were friends with somebody that said {{archive|ssxNx#50%|He&#039;d wilfully get arrested for a random 15 year old}}, then preceded to [[Fukken saved|ask for the pictures themselves]] and comfort him by saying {{archive|ssxNx#51%|&amp;quot;who tf cares it&#039;s not like you&#039;re 40 years old&amp;quot;}} and the only reason he shouldn&#039;t fuck her is because {{archive|ssxNx#53%|&amp;quot;(young people) are usually so inexperienced&amp;quot;}} suggesting that his freinds are also as much of a [[sick fuck]] as he is.&lt;br /&gt;
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He&#039;s also argued that child porn can be moral because it can stop will stop pedophiles from abusing children. [https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1512179884 Live Leaks Video]&lt;br /&gt;
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Near the end of [[2017]], Destiny and his circle-jerk were caught grooming a [[12 year old girl]] on [[IRC]]. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/2wkjx9/weow_not_only_do_you_guys_constantly_try_to_bait/] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/6i4nun/dear_destiny_please_ban_ubombjin_or_openly_allow/]&lt;br /&gt;
[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136]&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Incest]] is a-OK (and [[bestiality]])==&lt;br /&gt;
In a sad attempt to show off his debating prowess to his circlejerking viewers Destiny has resorted to taboo topics such as [[bestiality]] and [[incest]]. For incest his argument was &amp;quot;if birth control is used what&#039;s really wrong with incest?&amp;quot; and for bestiality &amp;quot;if the animal isn&#039;t hurt, what&#039;s wrong with it?&amp;quot;. He has repeated many times throughout the argument that this is not his stance on incest or bestiality and that he&#039;s playing devil&#039;s advocate (re: obligate contrarian attentionwhoring faggot) but that still leaves some room to question if this is what he truly believes or not. Either way Destiny making such arguments further solidifies the hypothesis that he completely lacks morals. &lt;br /&gt;
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|{{videoframe|Incest|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;HMgsQSwkqO4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Full stream&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;v0uv_VEfIv0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Autism highlight&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drama with JonTron==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Bandicam_2017-11-16_07-15-42-707.jpg|thumb|eight|Yes, he did really say this. http://archive.is/KWRJZ]]&lt;br /&gt;
In March 2017, Destiny got into an [[internet sissy fight]] with popular [[YouTube]]r and [[nazi]] [[JonTron]], which sparked massive [[lulz]], even resulting in JonTron getting [[banhammer]]ed by the development team of [[Yooka-Laylee]].&lt;br /&gt;
{|style=&amp;quot;margin: auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|{{videoframe|Jontron|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6RQA9GZprqM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The debate&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6vLoV8igbds&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The aftermath (with [[Gay|Sky Williams]])&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Racist Against Racism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:cmonBruh.mp4|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Destiny stream]]&lt;br /&gt;
When [[Pewdiepie]] said [[nigger]] during a [[YouTube]] livestream, Destiny went on a bitch fit about it on [[Twitter]], only to be outed for being a hypocritical [[manlet]] who has said [[nigger]] in the past. To make matters worse for himself, he went on to call a black twitter user an [[Uncle Tom]] for mentioning this and blocked someone for providing evidence when Destiny said he&#039;d pay anyone $10,000 to show a single incident of him saying nigger.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Destiny the racist 1.jpeg|lol.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Destiny the racist 2.jpg|Why don&#039;t these [[Uncle Tom]]s get that I&#039;m against racists?&lt;br /&gt;
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==DMCA takedowns==&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:DestinyDMCABrittanyVenti.jpg|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being a &amp;quot;[[centrist]]&amp;quot; Destiny is 100% [[censorship|anti-freedom of speech]]. If you dare upload any clip of his crappy live stream that is negative in nature to [[JewTube]] or [[Twatter]] he will [[DMCA]] it and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|take it down]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Telling people to kill themselves==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Destiny_is_a_fucking_idiot.jpeg|thumb|At least he&#039;s self aware.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Even though he claims to have [[Gorilla Warfare|graduated at the top of his class in morality and ethics, with over 300 confirmed PhDs]], he has on many occasions has told different people, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;some his friends&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;(just kiddding, he has none), to kill themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trump assassination attempt==&lt;br /&gt;
https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/1812642807154106499&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vaush]] - another leftard streamer who is somehow worse than Steven.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[JonTron]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Yooka-Laylee]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Poseidon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brittany Venti]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Faggot]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Libtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.destiny.gg/ His website]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{twitch|destiny|His Twitch account}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;BALEETED!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Keffals|Blame this faggot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*{{yt|u|destiny|His YouTube account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{twitter|OmniDestiny|His Twitter}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddituser|NeoDestiny|His Reddit account}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{reddit|Destiny| His SubReddit}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{facebook|Steven.Bonnell.II| His Facebook­­}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|zEMOD|A fan contacting Doctor Phil for Destiny&#039;s mental instability}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{archive|Ne9qK|Info on the leakage of n00dz}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/947226326838235136 Confirming the existence of jerking to jail-bait]&lt;br /&gt;
{{youtubeseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Maddox}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{pedoseries}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Faggotry}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>HasanAbi</title>
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&#039;&#039;&#039;HasanAbi&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]:&#039;&#039;&#039;Hasan Piker&#039;&#039;&#039;) is an [[Turkish]] [[libertarian]] [[socialist]] commentator affiliated with the [[The Young Turks]] known for being a complete failure for arguing political beliefs. He became famous from dick-riding [[Destiny|Destiny&#039;s]] cock, for his own selfish gain. He had a series on [[Failbook]] through TYT called [[who cares|&amp;quot;The Breakdown&amp;quot;]] that nobody ever watched as it was complete dog-shit. Despite only barely passing his GPA in Senior year, Hasan thinks he is some [[unrealistic expectations|expert on political subject matter]]. His political views are [[lol|probably]] stolen [[Reddit]] as his [[LOL|political takes]] are complete hourse-shit, to the point that even he knows they are shit as he can&#039;t argue for is life one reason why his fuck-minded political takes should be listened too jack-shit. Sometimes he will [[fail|admit that his takes are complete ass]] and he should [[do it faggot|retire talking about politics]] all together.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HasanAbi in a dress.jpg|440px|right|thumb| His fans are [[no|totally straight I am right]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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His personality can be described as try-hard edgy [[Self-important|&amp;quot;Brocialist&amp;quot;]], [[Beta male|&amp;quot;Brogressive&amp;quot;]], and [[fanboy|&amp;quot;Bernie-Bro&amp;quot;]]. It is as unoriginal as his political takes and is only their to distract you from the fact he is worthless human being for his own ego. When he he get butthurt, he goes on massive temper tamtrums smashing his computer so his mom can take care of him. When he isn&#039;t spewing his bullshit takes, he is white-knight [[Gamer Girl|egirls]] who he never able to get being the sad loner he is. He shows his lust to hide the fact he is sad simp by pretending [[LOL WUT|he will get laid on]] by one worthless e-whore, when is actually a sexless man who will can never get pussy.&lt;br /&gt;
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His only [[idiots|fans]] are a bunch [[12 year old girls]] who actually find this piece douchebag trash [[LOL WUT|&amp;quot;conventionally attractive&amp;quot;]]. Yes somehow are people actually want to suck his cock, of course [[truth|his fans are a bunch of underage B&amp;amp; that will doomed to the perma-virgin lifestyle just like him]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Destiny drama==&lt;br /&gt;
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HasanAbi got no views due to the fact his political takes were complete shit. However then he had idea to boost visibility of his own retardation, what If got on a more popular streamer stream to spout my political dog-shit to leach of their success. So he started going on the [[pedophile|pedophiliac]] [[fat fuck]] [[Destiny]] who somehow better political takes than his sorry-excuse of an ass. He debated with Destiny along-side [[Sargon of Akkad]] and Fuentes. Now was able increase his own ego of better political commentators.&lt;br /&gt;
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However after using Destiny for clout, he turned on him [[false|&amp;quot;presumedly&amp;quot;]] because of his [[lie|opinion on saying nigger and not the fact he no longer needed to cock-ride of that big loser Destiny]]. He stabbed in the ass to get radical commentator&#039;s to praise him like he is [[imaginary|some kind of god]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hasan supports terrorism==&lt;br /&gt;
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When he was talking about Dan Chrewshaw&#039;s eye being [[SHOOP DA WHOOP]] he praised Majahadeen fighters for being brave by standing up themselves by having anal sex with Dan&#039;s eye as proud victory, and the fact the American deserved [[9/11]]. This got him banned of Twitch leading to him issuing a half-assed apology TYT and crying that he [[manchild|needed his uncle to help babysit him]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This made many diehard Americans butthurt over the fact someone dared to say America wasen&#039;t the best place in the entire universe to the point that even [[Fox News]] lost their shit over some nobody on the internets comments.&lt;br /&gt;
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His [[fat fuck|uncle]] surprisingly actually [[srsly|stood up]] his fat ass for his own nephew&#039;s sperg and [[fought]] for his precious [[worthless|win]] by hosting a session with him on TYT. Unsurprisingly Hasan was publicly shamed by his own uncle as he was able to realize that his nephew was a nothing but a mistake, while Hasan spews his Islamic agenda about how the American are complete idiots and the actual [[Islam|people]] who flew the planes into the towers are unsung heroes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hypocrisy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Editor exposes Hasan.png|240px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Editor exposes Hasan 2.png|240px|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite claiming to be a [[pretend|&amp;quot;communinist&amp;quot;]], he exploits his editor by not paying him jew-gold that he stole from him, and offered him a full time job just for him to tell him to go and fuck off. The editor posted this on his own subreddit, causing his own subreddit to actually have some braincells for once and mock Hasan. After being caught he quickly payed his editor for his [[idiots|fans]] to continue dickriding him.&lt;br /&gt;
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He also spends a huge amount time at [[waste|luxury]] places for a so called [[pretend|&amp;quot;socialist&amp;quot;]], which are overpriced for sake of getting more jew-gold of low-minded customers who think it&#039;s more [[marketing|fancy]] that non luxury places far less expensive. He even has an massively overpriced 3 million dollar house that looks like absolute shit and worse than less expensive houses. Some where quick to defend for shilling to overpriced house because they were nice, despite house looking like an it was built by apes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==White Knighting==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hasan body.jpg|240px|right|thumb|Hasan pretends he is not the outcast he was in school, and after working out babes actual flock to him in his fantasies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Janice Griffith.png|240px|left|thumb|The pornstar Hasan tried to get her lay on him]]&lt;br /&gt;
HasanAbi has [[I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS|liking]] for sexy hot [[Gamer Girls|egirls]] that he leach off to get more clout for talentless streamers who get millions of jew-gold getting horny men donate money to see their assests that make more money [[imaginary|than what Hasan wishes he could make]]. Hasan only been able to be a perma-virgin like he was destined to be despite his attempts to get pussy. He tries to pretend that he get all these [[whores|chicks]] to [[shit that will never happen|suck on his small cock]] despite the girls wanting nothing to do with him as they can&#039;t make money off his blatant white knighting to them. He is also open about wanting to [[simp|fuck]] [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]], and is desperate for her to smash him. He thinks &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Janice Griffith plays victim.png|240px|right|thumb|Janice Griffith accuses Hassan of abuse for attention]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hasan involved with pornographic actress named [[ebegging|Janice Griffith]], however he was never get fucked remained a singled loner as she realized he only wanted her for his big assets he doesn&#039;t deserve. In fact [[ghosts|she spent more time]] with his own [[dog]] than her own boyfriend because it was more tolerable than Hasan ever was. She probably [[sad|cared more about the dog than Hasan has ever payed attention to it]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Alex Jones==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hasan is massive fanboy of the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and has dicksucked him for his entire life. Alex Jones made segment on him where he basically roasted his bullshit political takes. Hasan didn&#039;t care about the fact he hated his content due to kissing Alex Jones and was happy that his god Alex Jones noticed him for sucking huge balls at giving political opinions.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Candyman==&lt;br /&gt;
Last Thursday, this badass was called out by The Candy Man himself, Sam Hyde. After demolishing a [[YouTube Nobody]] called IamThmpsn in the boxing ring, Hyde called out Piker in one of his funniest bits ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|1=You know that Hasan Piker! I&#039;m coming to kill you! In Los Angeles, at your house!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[Announcer] – Or in the ring?&lt;br /&gt;
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[Candyman] – No, in real life. I&#039;m going to stalk him and become obsessed with him, and wear his makeup and his dresses, and use his skin as a coat like the ancient Irish did!|2=The Candy Man|3=post-fight interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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During a livestream, Hasan was asked when he planned to meet The Candyman&#039;s challenge. Being a pretty cool guy, Hasan responded by banning his own paypig and complaining that Hyde is a &amp;quot;mentally ill Nazi&amp;quot;, which is unsurprising because all Twitch users are faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Hasan monkey.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hasan young.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hasan roblox.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hasan furry.jpg| Hasan is a furry&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hasan and Pokimane.jpg| Hasan trying to touch Pokimane&#039;s pussy&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Hasan artwork.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hasan middle finger.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hasan sitting.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Turkish Amateur Gay Incest.jpg| Hasan gay porn career &lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[The Young Turks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Destiny]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vaush]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[H3H3 Productions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alex Jones]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Twitch]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Angel of lovr</name></author>
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