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Popobawa

2025-03-09T19:31:46Z

AlexdG:

[[File:Rape, you say.jpg|thumb|Rape, you say?]]
[[File:Popobawa.jpg|thumb|He comes in the night...]]
The Popobawa is a flying man-raping [[demon|bat demon]] native to [[Tanzania]], [[Africa]].
He is quite easy to identify, as he is a giant flying bat-thingy with only one single eye and a massive schlong.

===Behaviour===

Popobawa has the ability to take different forms whenever he wants. Be careful at home, [[your mom]] could be the popobawa.

The Popobawa attacks his prey, exclusively [[Brianna Wu|men]], at night in their own bedrooms. The attack always starts with brutal sodomy, and is extremly unpleasent because of the demons massiv 20inch penis, the lack of lube and his unwillingnes to use a condom. After one hour the Popobawa will leave his horrified, demon jizz covered victim and go for the next guy on the to-do-list. Being a complete Dick he will not call them, nor will he add them to his facebook friends.

To stop the Popobawa from coming back each night until the victim dies from exhaustion, the victim has to confess this nocturnal violation to other [[Nigger|people]], who will call him a [[Faggot|"demon bitch"]] and proceed to laugh their ass off until he dies alone.

To avoid becoming the Popobawa's bitch, we advise you to never, ever visit [[Italy|Africa]].

===Fun Facts===

*The Popobawa spreads [[AIDS]]
*[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder|Your resistance only makes his penis harder]].
*Rapex will not save you.
*Neither will <s>the police</s> your mom.
*Being [[gay]] might make it a bit enjoyable.
*Being a [[tranny]] might confuse him long enough to let you get away.
*Popobawa attacks are more common during elections.
*Popobawa is able to shit and play table tennis at the same time.

===People who did encounter the Popobawa===

*Your Mom
*Obama
*George W. Bush
*Kony 2012 (and back in 1992)
*Mohammed
*Mohammed Ali
*Elton John

==See Also==

* [[Nigger]]
* [[OpFerguson]]
* [[Obama]]
* [[Brianna Wu]]
* [[Cryptids]]

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Serbia

2025-03-08T23:05:06Z

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[[File:Milosevic portrait funereal.jpg|thumb|200px|Goodnight, sweet prince]]
 
'''Serbia''' (also known as Sergaya, Serbitchia or Gayistan) is a nation of Turks and Albanians with small dicks, beautiful men who are chronically submissive to everything that moves. It is also the only country to have an exclusively gay population. Serbs believe themselves to be a [[lolwut|"celestial nation"]] or Jew, although their Turkish genes always gives them away. Their name is derived from "servus" which is Latin for [[bitch|slave]] or servant. Serbia also did the phenomenal achievement of starting 4 wars in 8 years and losing them all. Serbia went into the wars owning a lot of land given to them by the British, and came out having nothing but bleeding assholes. They loved it and they want more.

Serbia is the gay capital of Europe and enjoys gay visitors from all across the world. Serbia's main exports are bottled Albanian cum, [[pedophiles]], and [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]] champions. The most intelligent Serb is [[Boris Malagurski]], the famous Wikipedia sockpuppeteer.

Serbia's new famousest person is [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730785/Meet-Serbias-Iron-Lady-Introducing-23-year-old-doctor-politician-AND-bodybuilder-cites-Margaret-Thatcher-inspiration.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline a totally HAWTT 23-year-old blonde MP] who is a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, and an Amazon who could crush your skull with her totally BUILT thighs. You know a country's schools suck when they produce 23 year old doctors.

==History==
[[Image:AHYugoslaviaPrinceF.sized.jpg|thumb|right|Serbian prince Paul meeting with [[Hitler|unidentified friend]]]]
[[Image:Chetnikss.jpg|thumb|left|Serbs introducing rakia drinking custom to [[Nazi|German tourists]].]]
[[Image:Serb arkans.jpg|thumb|right|Serbs [[Genocide|defending]] themselves against fanatical grandmothers.]]
[[Image:Serbex.jpg|thumb|right|Serbia's main export]]
Serbia had no known written history until the early 20th century, except what other countries, such as ancient Rome, said about them. No one in Serbia could read or write, and indeed, even today literacy is less than one percent.

Serbia bears complete responsibility for causing World War I and World War II as well as [[Communism]]. On 28 June 1914, a Serbian guy jumped out and shot [[Retard|Archduke Franz Ferdinand]] of Austria-Hungary, who was riding along in a parade. This immediately caused WWI to begin. Because pre-Communist [[Russia]] was busy with the war they couldn't prevent the 1917 Russian Revolution. Then, the border rearrangements after WWI got half of Europe completely pissed off, especially the [[Nazi|Germans]], so WWII began a little while later. Thus, Serbia should be held accountable for hundreds of millions of deaths, including the few hundred of the so-called "[[holocaust]]."

Serbia was a nice place a while ago, since it was a first country to be declared ''[[Holocaust|Judenfrei]]'' but then ''[[Communism|Commies]]'' ruined everything and [[Jews|Kikes]] came again.

The people of Serbia gang-banged (note: it was not [[rape]], as they yelled 'surprise!') [[Hepkitten|Hep]] and thus she had a child at 15 years of age. Anyway, gang-banging has a long history in Serbia. In the mid-nineties, Serbs that lived in Bosnia were pissed that they couldn't enjoy roast pork, so they asked for help from their big neighbor. Being refused, the Serbian troops entered the [[Islam]]ic parts of Bosnia in order to wipe out every Muslim that dared to appear in the center of the AK 47's reticule. The Muslims got heavily [[pwn|pwned]] and since that day, pork is available again. Momentarily, Serbia is pissed due to death of their much-idolized former president Slobby Milosevic, a [[truth|very fine man]] whose habit of [[sick_fuck|slaughtering people and having their flesh fed to Albanian kids]] might appear strange to [[retards|some people]]. If you are one of these people, you need a cultural sensitivity class. Serbs also have a tendency to blame Shqiptars for their problems.
Kosovo, previously a southern province of Serbia, has finally decided to declare their independence. Of course, Serbia still thinks of them as their bitches, and Russia is with them, so there will probably be fun times. But honestly, Russia fucks Serbia on a daily basis. They make sweet lemon faggy juice.

==Culture==
[[Image:Serbian architecture.jpg|thumb|left|Serbian architecture]]
[[Image:Niko bellic.jpg|Morrissey's|thumb|150px|right|Serbian president Niko Bellic-became popular after his role in [[Gta#GTA_IV|GTA IV]].]]
Serbian people are constantly crazed about stealing land in Europe which leads them to never shut up about the Yugoslav wars. Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death. They possess a disorder all Serbs have which is their sexual desire towards the now [[dead]] Slobodan Milosevic & his anti-Bosnian speeches; to find them they use the [[internets]] videos featured on [[YouTube]] (which they wank off to every night) since they have a strong interest in [[necrophilia]].

Serbia has a very skewed image of reality thus causing them to think their country "PAWNZZZ." Serbians often brag because their country fired one missile at the NATO forces, but really never admit that they were defeated when NATO fired their shit back; Serbians will continue to insult anyone who doesn't think the same way, but they secretly know their country is the smelliest and worst shit hole in all of the Balkans. Most Serbs have absolutely absurd and impractical names such as Bojan, Sasko, Djordjevic or Shithead. It's well known that Serbians have <s>massive cocks</s> the world's [[xbox|hueeeegest]] ego, thus loving to show their [[gay|Serbian]] pride by waving their national flag with its stolen colors at any given time or lying about their dick size on ED.

Slađa,some random dickhead has got a song which translates to "Go in deep". That is definitely not a faggot in disguise.There are some other faggots in disguise,however,like Shaban Shaulic and other Serbtards.
Be aware that listening to too much turbo folk can cause severe brain damage,mental disorders,assburgers,coma and potentially the most pathetic way to die,or it can lead to another Columbine.For lulz go and play turbofolk to some random person on the street and watch their head explode.Or if they survive they will call the police for attempted murder.

A advantage of being a Serbtard is that you can pick a day when you don't want to work and say you are having something which Serbtards call slava.Apparently its something like opening your anus to every one you like and let them invade your anus for one to 3 days.Hosting a feast entails the following:Pay to make a feast,let your close ones eat some shit which nobody cares about,then do whatever you want,but usually you lay down and spread your asshole for everyone to fuck.By the time everyone has gone home, it should be 1/2 am and tomorrow you have work,and your butt hurts because all of your close ones and you did some Serbian style "bonding".

The Serbian rite of passage usually occurs at the age of 19, and is defined as the first time that a Serbian can go to the toilet without covering themselves in shit. Any Serbian who manages this earlier parades this fact around, and is often an icebreaker at fancy parties. Indeed, the Ottomans humored themselves by finding the youngest person to achieve this, a tradition that is still ongoing. Today, the competition (through the aid of mechanical devices and genetics) has revealed the youngest person to be 14 years old. Following the tradition, each new record breaker is crowned King of the Serbians, the latest title holder is Tomislav Nikolić.

===Film===
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==Economy==

The average wage in Serbia is able to cover the costs of food, alcohol, shelter, drugs, and the traditional daily blowjob. Blowjob workers make up a considerable amount of the public sector workforce, and recently heavy competition from [[Albania]] has driven down prices, forcing blowjob workers to suck even harder.

Other jobs with high numbers of employed include car window cleaning, selling phonebooks and newspapers to moving cars, and selling drugs. The last profession is the highest paid in Serbia, and is mostly done as an attempt to earn enough money to leave the country.

[[Camwhores]] and rap music are also quickly developing industries, although the poor quality of both has led to little breakthrough in international markets.
==Rakija==
Mentioning serbija is not possible without mentioning Rakija, a drink deeply intertwined with the people, religion and culture in general.
On the surface Rakija appears to be a localy made fruit brandy with multiple regional variations, but nothing could be further from the truth.
In reality Rakija is an incredibly addictive and monstrously corrosive liquid pretending to be an alcoholic beverage, which people drink not to forget, but to erase decades, not to numb their pain but to get rid of emotions alltogether. Some lesser brands will have pussy-editions which are only distilled once, and are sold to tourists or preschoolers, while the real deal will reach 80% or more, it is usually made in Grandpa's Backyard on the family-still which has wheels, and is therefore mobile. This is not done to evade the law, ( since all of this is completly legal, distilling Rakija is not restricted as long as you dont sell it without paying taxes) it is done to deploy that fucker to the areas where he is needed the most. If you havent trained your organs from an early age to take a painful pounding from hard liqour, we advise against a full-on drinking session with experienced consumers. Vodka intoxication may hit you like a sledge hammer to the forehead, Rakija will hit you like 4 centuries of ottomann oppression, pillage your intestines and set your liver on fire, so operating heavy machinery should be out of the question.
If you however insist on trying here is a handy guide:
===How and where to get it?===
The regular stuff will be sold in supermarkets etc. for as littel as 10€, the superior home made shit can be bought from farmers, or angry looking young boys and girls sitting next to a country road, dsiplaying their product in unmarked bottles, on a wooden crate. This is indeed illegal, but since it is happening on the balcans the police has more important stuff to do and will not bother them, but you should mention this fact when haggling.
===Terminology===
*meka (soft/mild) distilled once, usually used for cooking, or drunk by Moms to take the edge off, dont buy.
*prepecenica distilled twice, much better
*ljuta (hot/angry) the best stuff
*Sljivovica made from Plums
*Lozovaca made from Grapes
===Activities===
*Stay hydrated
*Party
*Near Death Experiences
*War Crimes
*Draft Legislation
*Loud screaming
*Founding an orthodox christian Monastery
*Long discussions with God and/or the Devil
===Health and othr Uses===
If taken in moderation (lol) Rakjia can be beneficial for ones health:
*A potent desinfectant, kills single cell organisms, AND large multicellular ones
*Painkiller
*Helps with depression
*Helps with muscle pain
*Can be used to remove Lables and Stickers
*Can power a combustion engine
==Warnings==
*Dont drink Rakija with pain medication, cocaine, heroin,... this might cause Death, not necessarily your own.
*If you start to see giant purple mice, dont panik, they are (very likely) hallucinations.

==Minorities==
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[[File:Kebabplane.jpg|thumb|right|Kebab Removalist]]
[[File:Marinatits.jpg|thumb|Serbian women use their super powered tits to destroy invaders.]]
Serbia is a cesspit for people from all over the world. One of the most common subgroup are the [[gypsies]]. And no, these are not those "weird people who live in tents and read your palm for $10" gypsies. They can usually be seen rummaging through trash cans, riding horse-pulled carriages down busy roads and [[raping]] girls in alleys. Their most defining features are lack of teeth, lack of limbs, lack of language understandable to human beings, clothes which are third-hand at best, an odor that can knock a pigeon out over 100 yards away and a mean look whenever they pass you on the street.

The Serbian gypsy is a mix of a [[hobo]] and the worst kind of black person. Nevertheless, they are a recognized mystical force which gives Serbia its legendary fame, so every Serb follows the ancient custom of offering their firstborn daughter to the first Gypsy cock.

If a Gypsy in Serbia stops you in the street and says he has to go to toilet, here is what to do:

# Stay calm
# Call your Serbian friend and tell them you ran into a Gypsy
# They will arrive ASAP and open their mouth in front of the Gypsy's penis and/or anus. It is considered a great honour in Serbia to show your place in racial hierarchy in this way.

Other minorities include [[niggers]], recent arrivals. They quickly cornered the Serbian bride market and can be commonly seen raping Serbs' wives in their plain sight.

===[[Fags|Sexual minorities]]===

[[Image:Serbia.png|thumb|800px|center|A typical Serb has conflicted feelings about his homosexuality]]

===[[Rape|Sexual majority]]===
Serbia is a nation blessedly free from the hang-ups of [[Americunts]] who want to "make love not war". Serbians know that they can make love and war at the same time, and profit! After long years of pointless rivalry with Bosnia, they hit upon a great plan for a merger: take over the country, take over the women! The Beatles even sang a couple of songs about it...

:''Chorus: I'd like to be / on "God" duty / at a prisoner of whore camp / with you
:''You'd be afraid / fresh from a raid / in our little hideaway / in the Balkan Mounts
:''I'd ask my friends to come and see-eee / and take a turn / right after me! [chorus]
:''Oh you would shout / and twist about / and try to keep the boys from between your thighs
:''Oh you would scream / and dance around / except of course ... you're gagged and bound! [chorus]
:''I know you / will never tell on me / cuz I've loaded up this pistol just for you
:''You'll never tell / this side of Hell / cuz I've set aside these bullets ... for you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oowoo

:''Oh darlin' / please believe me / I never did you / no harm
:''Believe me when I tell you / I never did / nothin' wrong
:''When they told me / I was a war criminal / well you know, I nearly broke down, and la-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-aughed
:''But when they told me / they'd gone and frozen my accounts -- well you know, that's when I promised / my wra-aa-aath!
:''So darlin' / do believe me / If you tell my men will hunt / your ass down
:''(Oh believe me darlin'!)
:''You hear me when I tell you / '''I nev-er did''' / '''noth-in' wrong'''!

==Serbia for Tourists==

There are also some further tips for other budding foreigners whom wish to travel to this failed state.

*While driving a car that has a [[Croatia|Croatian]] plate on it, if you park it and go into a store in Serbia, 5 minutes later you will find the car to be pissed on, with their raped firstborn lying on top. This is considered a warning, after which it is advised that you make eye contact with them. This will make them offer their butt for penetration, which is a custom reflecting their geopolitical history.

*Positive feelings towards any country other than Serbia, or their [[Russia|Master]], is considered to be in poor taste. Saying that anybody owns Kosovo other than Serbia may cause them to cry. Submissive fags are often very possessive of their masters.

==Turbo Folk==

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===Pics of Serbs===
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File:Serbian.chetnik.soldier.jpg|NOT A GYPSY
File:Serb.sicko.chetniks.jpg|NOT NAZIS
File:Serbian.chetniks.people.jpg|NOT RAPISTS
File:Serb.chetniks.jpg|NOT HOBOS
File:Serbian.chetniks.jpg|NOT TERRORISTS
File:Serbs.chetniks.jpg|NOT SUBHUMAN
File:Nikola.poplasen.serb.chetnik.guru.jpg|NOT PATHETIC
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== See Also ==
[[File:Milosevic cosplayer geert wilders.jpg|thumb|right|Fantard cosplay]]
* [[Kosovo]]
* [[Russia]]
* [[War]]
* [[Slavs]]
* [[Alcohol]]
==External links==
* [https://twitter.com/JasminMuj/status/796849185559609344 '''"Why I think Slobodan Milosevic is the most influential politician of our time"'''] (Archived: {{archive|Cvqac|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/JasminMuj/status/796849185559609344|title=2}})

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Andrea Dworkin

2025-03-08T19:50:52Z

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[[Image:Feministlol.jpg|thumb|250px|Andrea tells the cis scum to check their privileges]]

'''Andrea Dworkin'''{{Jew}} (1946-2005 lbs) was a [[feminist]], a [[bitch|writer]], a [[Jew|double Heeb]], a [[Exploding Whale|land dwelling whale]], a [[dyke]] and the single most convincing argument against the existence of a benevolent [[God]]. Because she died, the [[GamerGate]] faggots haven't discovered her ravings yet.

== Life ==

Andrea spent most part of her youth bitching about [[shit nobody cares about]] and finally ended up in the [[Hell|Netherlands]] where she married an Anarchist shithead who smacked her so hard that she turned into a feminist and started to work as a cum-eating [[whore]]. Lolol. After she managed to return to the US she got sucked into the feminist movement like a giant [[clit]] during violent [[scissoring]] sessions, writing and speaking at all sorts of events. At epic length---one could hardly survive her tirades without a decent dose of painkillers, so she rose to fame within her group of circle-[[squirting]] fellows. She hated the Left and she hated the Right and she hated the middle, because they all had what she didn't: a [[cock]].

One of her best known speeches was "I Want a Twenty-Four Hour Truce During Which There Is No Rape" in 1983 where she addressed her already brainwashed male followers like they were part of the problem. But who gives a rat-snog; they are a problem anyway.

During that time she met feminist writer and certified [[Mangina]] John Stoltenberg, with whom she lived together and whom she finally married as his [[Candwich|lesbian]] wife, which didn't bother him since he was a [[Faggot|turd burglar]].

== Rape Rape Rape ==

Like many credible Feminists out there Dworkin had her own Rape story to tell. She claims that back in 1999 she was drugged and raped in a Hotel in Paris by two men. Made up BS of course. Yes, ED knows that out there (and in here) are a lot of Sick fucks, but we are unable to imagine how sick someone would have to be to want to have anything resembling intercourse, not to mentioned forced intercourse, with Andrea Dworkin, we sincerely think that level of sick is not sustainable in this universe.

The landwhale ''hated'' porn. She hated porn so damn much that she turned into a faux-Calvinist and made "common ground" with conservative assholes who otherwise would have rather destroyed radical feminists like her. And [https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/10/queer-agenda-radical-feminism-pornography.html?via=homepage_taps_top they exploited] her. One end result was institutional hatred of queers on the religious right.
{{squote|Women, as Dworkin tells it, are mere marionettes twisted about by the pornographic page—docile, inert, silenced, and fungible. Passivity never looked so inevitable. With “radicals” like this, who needs patriarchy?

Dworkin’s radicalism was actually radically reductive, capable of seeing only trauma, wounds, gouges, damage, and submission. Rich layers of self-discovery, spontaneous play, comedic deflation, ironic winking, campy self-awareness, queer pleasure—all these got buried under an avalanche of accusations of harm. Offering a dissenting interpretation, as Ellen Willis, Gayle Rubin, and many other feminists did, meant being branded a collaborator in carrying out the carnage. More importantly, Dworkin’s analysis vilified the symbolic realm—language, images, pictures, narratives—in ways that made imagining new possibilities of pleasure and identity impossible.

But what is really striking, in retrospect, is how these radical arguments eerily resonate with that most quintessentially American conservative rhetoric: Calvinism. Calling to mind colonial-era preacher Jonathan Edwards, Dworkin howled with fiery wrath against pornography by summoning lurid images of brutality and agony. With depravity so total, of course men and women would need to be rescued from their own fetid imaginations and debauched choices. Here, finally, enters the implicit plea for imperious oversight, for a policing institutional force to shelter the damsel in distress.....

'''Thus, a curious incident occurred in this trailblazing radical activism: It emerged onto a conservative thoroughfare and piled into the nearest car pool. Religious conservatives had long opposed obscenity as a vulgar incitement to sexual incontinence and a danger to the integrity of the family unit. Seizing the moment, [[Ronald Reagan|President Reagan]] convened the Meese Commission—before which Dworkin would testify alongside more than 200 other witnesses—which eventually issued a sprawling report in 1986 complete with florid proclamations on the harms wrought by obscenity. Its recommendations for stifling the pornographic menace doubled as a how-to guide in vastly extending bureaucratic intrusion and surveillance: racketeering laws, forfeiture statutes, IRS audits, pandering proscriptions, commercial regulation, centralized digital databases—a whole new legal toolbox to harass, intimidate, and jail the purveyors of sexual deviance. I need hardly add that the principal authors of the report included beloved patron of the [[Homosexual|LGBTQ]] community and founder of [[Focus on the Family]], James Dobson.'''}}

== Quotes ==

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|On the Left, the sexually liberated woman is the woman of pornography. Free male sexuality wants, has a right to, produces, and consumes pornography because pornography is pleasure. Leftist sensibility promotes and protects pornography because pornography is freedom. The pornography glut is bread and roses for the masses. Freedom is the mass-marketing of woman as whore. Free sexuality for the woman is in being massively consumed, denied an individual nature, denied any sexual sensibility other than that which serves the male. Capitalism is not wicked or cruel when the commodity is the whore; profit is not wicked or cruel when the alienated worker is a female piece of meat; corporate bloodsucking is not wicked or cruel when the corporations in question, organized crime syndicates, sell cunt; racism is not wicked or cruel when the black cunt or yellow cunt or red cunt or Hispanic cunt or Jewish cunt has her legs splayed for any man's pleasure; poverty is not wicked or cruel when it is the poverty of dispossessed women who have only themselves to sell; violence by the powerful against the powerless is not wicked or cruel when it is called sex; slavery is not wicked or cruel when it is sexual slavery; torture is not wicked or cruel when the tormented are women, whores, cunts. The new pornography is left-wing; and the new pornography is a vast graveyard where the Left has gone to die. The Left cannot have its whores and its politics too.
|From ''Men Possessing Women''.

|But what is most extraordinary about Story of O is the mind-boggling literary style of Pauline Reage, its author. O is wanton yet pure, Sir Stephen is cruel yet kind, Rene is brutal yet gentle, a wall is black yet white. Everything is what it is, what it isn't, and its direct opposite. That technique, which is so skillfully executed, might help to account for the compelling irrationality of Story of O. For those women who are convinced yet doubtful, attracted yet repelled, there is this schema for self-protection: the double-double think that the author engages in is very easy to deal with if we just realize that we only have to double-double unthink it.
|From ''Woman Hating''.

|Many of them were tortured by those men and when you look at what happened to these women, you say Amnesty International where are you? Where are you? Because the prisons for women are our homes. We live under martial law. We live in places in which a rape culture exists. That is a women's home, where she lives. Men have to be sent to prison, to live in a culture that is as rapist as the normal home in North America. We live under what amounts to a military curfew. Enforced by rapists. And we say usually that we're free citizens in a free society. We lie. We lie, we lie everyday about it.
|From a 1991 speech.

|The conflict between men and women is brutal. "The normal fuck," writes Andrea Dworkin, "by a normal man is taken to be an act of invasion and ownership undertaken in a mode of predation." This special insight into the sexual psychology of males is matched and confirmed by the sexual experience of women:
 
"Women have been chattels to men as wives, as prostitutes, as sexual and reproductive servants. Being owned and being fucked are or have been virtually synonymous experiences in the lives of women. He owns you; he fucks you. The fucking conveys the quality of ownership: he owns you inside out."
 
Dworkin and her colleague, Catharine MacKinnon, then call for the censorship of pornography on postmodern grounds. Our social reality is constructed by the language we use, and pornography is a form of language, one that constructs a violent and domineering reality for women to submit to. Pornography, therefore, is not free speech but political oppression."
|From [http://www.libertarianismo.org/livros/srchpostmodernism.pdf ''Explaining Postmodernism''] on [[p0rn]]

|Saturday evening culminated in a candlelit "Take Back the Night" march (the first of its kind) through the porn district, kicked off by an exhortation by Andrea Dworkin. I'd seen Andrea in my living room, but this was the first time I'd seen Andrea in action. On the spot I dubbed her Rolling Thunder. Perspiring in her trademark denim coveralls, she employed the rhetorical cadences that would make her both a cult idol and an object of ridicule a few years later. Dworkin's dramatized martyrdom and revival-tent theatrics never sat well with me, but I retained my respect for her courage long after I absented myself from the pornography wars. Her call to action accomplished, three thousand demonstrators took to the streets.
|Susan Brownmiller said it best}}

== Books ==

Only a super-cunt could churn out titles like this for almost 30 years, constantly saying the same thing over and over for thousands of pages:

*Woman Hating. New York: Penguin Books, 1974. ISBN 9780452268272.
*Our blood: prophecies and discourses on sexual politics. New York: Harper & Row, 1976. ISBN 9780060111168.
*Pornography: Men Possessing Women. London: Women's Press, 1981. ISBN 9780704338760.
*Right-wing women: the politics of domesticated females. London: Women's Press, 1983. ISBN 9780704339071.
*Intercourse (book). New York: Free Press, 1987. ISBN 9780029079706.
*Pornography and civil rights: a new day for women's equality. Minneapolis, Minnesota: Organizing Against Pornography, 1988. ISBN 9780962184901.
*Letters from a war zone: writings, 1976-1989. New York: E.P. Dutton. ISBN 9780525248248.
*In harm's way: the pornography civil rights hearings. Cambridge, Massachusetts: Harvard University Press, 1997. ISBN 9780674445796.
*Life and death: unapologetic writings on the continuing war against women. London: Virago, 1997. ISBN 9781860493607.
*Scapegoat: The Jews, Israel, and Women's Liberation. New York: Free Press, 2000. ISBN 9780684836126.
*Heartbreak: the political memoir of a feminist militant. New York: Basic Books, 2002. ISBN 9780465017546.

You can read those if you enjoy kicking yourself in the [[kittens|nads]]. Like all extremist feminists, Dworkin wasn't satisfied with merely proving her opponents wrong. Yeah, men are scum, but you don't drop to their cock-chopper level to win arguments. She had to crush their heads with her monsterboobz and pulp them with her 600-pound clit before she was "satisfied".

== Death ==

Later in Life Dworkin developed osteoarthritis, which she attributed to the abuse she had to face during her life, possibly also the abuse she faced by food forced on her by the patriarchy.

Dworkin died in 2005 of acute myocarditis, an inflammation of the cardic muscle. At least that's the official story. Some argue she died because the [[Cum|gravy]] in her tubes clogged suddenly.

== Ideas ==

In Dworkin's eyes heterosexual intercourse, unlike lesbian intercourse, was a way in which men were dominating and subjugating women, which led her to the conclusion that every intercourse was rape, that every intercourse was an outrageous act. To be fair, in Dworkin's case this was actually true.

She also tried to ban [[pornography]] as unconstitutional but got her ass kicked by the American Booksellers Association. (The very people who helped to her to make money by retailing and distributing her man-smashing rants.) She predictably came to the conclusion that porn was discriminating against women, especially if they were penetrated by objects (men), animals etc. and enjoyed it. She may have, like many other women, read too much into the "conceptual framework" while watching the fuck-movies.

== Legacy ==

Dworkin's influence on lesser, emptier minds is not to be underestimated. Her legacy lives on in <s>people</s> like [[Brianna Wu]], [[Anita Sarkeesian]], [[Biting Beaver]] and the entirety of [[Tumblr]]. Not to mention the endless stream of hawt bitch cartoons, with tits bigger than their heads, on [[DeviantART]].

== Leftovers ==

*[[Wikipedia:Andrea Dworkin|Her Wikipedia article]] is almost as big as her ass, because Wikipedos love nothing more than obscenely fat feminist screamers. Despite being a mountain of rotting meat buried in a piano crate since 2005, Dworkin continues to be worshipped as a "hero-thing".
*One of her cunt-smears, Nikki Craft, runs [http://www.andreadworkin.com/ a memorial website] with almost no useful content.
*According to [http://www.nostatusquo.com/ACLU/dworkin/IsraelI.html this essay], she was one of the few American Jews who realized that Palestinians were human beings. Too little too late. And as usual, she put it in terms of men raping women.

== See Also ==

* [[Marxism]]
* [[The Sarkeesian Effect]] - Jordan Owen has had the biggest boner for Dworkin for a long time.

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[[Category:People|Dworkin, Andrea]]

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Iam not Antandus i have been here before the last couple times the page went down and always used AlexdG (also in the Forum) i worte the Articles about General Buttnaked, the Popobaw, Penistheft, Cannibalism, the Comfortwipe etc.
So dont delete my recent edits in Serbia. --[[User:AlexdG|AlexdG]] ([[User talk:AlexdG|talk]]) 04:54, 26 August 2024 (UTC)

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[[File:Milosevic portrait funereal.jpg|thumb|200px|Goodnight, sweet prince]]
 
'''Serbia''' (also known as Sergaya, Serbitchia or Gayistan) is a nation of Turks and Albanians with small dicks, beautiful men who are chronically submissive to everything that moves. It is also the only country to have an exclusively gay population. Serbs believe themselves to be a [[lolwut|"celestial nation"]] or Jew, although their Turkish genes always gives them away. Their name is derived from "servus" which is Latin for [[bitch|slave]] or servant. Serbia also did the phenomenal achievement of starting 4 wars in 8 years and losing them all. Serbia went into the wars owning a lot of land given to them by the British, and came out having nothing but bleeding assholes. They loved it and they want more.

Serbia is the gay capital of Europe and enjoys gay visitors from all across the world. Serbia's main exports are bottled Albanian cum, [[pedophiles]], and [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]] champions. The most intelligent Serb is [[Boris Malagurski]], the famous Wikipedia sockpuppeteer.

Serbia's new famousest person is [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730785/Meet-Serbias-Iron-Lady-Introducing-23-year-old-doctor-politician-AND-bodybuilder-cites-Margaret-Thatcher-inspiration.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline a totally HAWTT 23-year-old blonde MP] who is a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, and an Amazon who could crush your skull with her totally BUILT thighs. You know a country's schools suck when they produce 23 year old doctors.

==History==
[[Image:AHYugoslaviaPrinceF.sized.jpg|thumb|right|Serbian prince Paul meeting with [[Hitler|unidentified friend]]]]
[[Image:Chetnikss.jpg|thumb|left|Serbs introducing rakia drinking custom to [[Nazi|German tourists]].]]
[[Image:Serb arkans.jpg|thumb|right|Serbs [[Genocide|defending]] themselves against fanatical grandmothers.]]
[[Image:Serbex.jpg|thumb|right|Serbia's main export]]
Serbia had no known written history until the early 20th century, except what other countries, such as ancient Rome, said about them. No one in Serbia could read or write, and indeed, even today literacy is less than one percent.

Serbia bears complete responsibility for causing World War I and World War II as well as [[Communism]]. On 28 June 1914, a Serbian guy jumped out and shot [[Retard|Archduke Franz Ferdinand]] of Austria-Hungary, who was riding along in a parade. This immediately caused WWI to begin. Because pre-Communist [[Russia]] was busy with the war they couldn't prevent the 1917 Russian Revolution. Then, the border rearrangements after WWI got half of Europe completely pissed off, especially the [[Nazi|Germans]], so WWII began a little while later. Thus, Serbia should be held accountable for hundreds of millions of deaths, including the few hundred of the so-called "[[holocaust]]."

Serbia was a nice place a while ago, since it was a first country to be declared ''[[Holocaust|Judenfrei]]'' but than ''[[Communism|Commies]]'' ruined everything and [[Jews|Kikes]] came again.

The people of Serbia gang-banged (note: it was not [[rape]], as they yelled 'surprise!') [[Hepkitten|Hep]] and thus she had a child at 15 years of age. Anyway, gang-banging has a long history in Serbia. In the mid-nineties, Serbs that lived in Bosnia were pissed that they couldn't enjoy roast pork, so they asked for help from their big neighbor. Being refused, the Serbian troops entered the [[Islam]]ic parts of Bosnia in order to wipe out every Muslim that dared to appear in the center of the AK 47's reticule. The Muslims got heavily [[pwn|pwned]] and since that day, pork is available again. Momentarily, Serbia is pissed due to death of their much-idolized former president Slobby Milosevic, a [[truth|very fine man]] whose habit of [[sick_fuck|slaughtering people and having their flesh fed to Albanian kids]] might appear strange to [[retards|some people]]. If you are one of these people, you need a cultural sensitivity class. Serbs also have a tendency to blame Shqiptars for their problems.
Kosovo, previously a southern province of Serbia, has finally decided to declare their independence. Of course, Serbia still thinks of them as their bitches, and Russia is with them, so there will probably be fun times. But honestly, Russia fucks Serbia on a daily basis. They make sweet lemon faggy juice.

==Culture==
[[Image:Serbian architecture.jpg|thumb|left|Serbian architecture]]
[[Image:Niko bellic.jpg|Morrissey's|thumb|150px|right|Serbian president Niko Bellic-became popular after his role in [[Gta#GTA_IV|GTA IV]].]]
Serbian people are constantly crazed about stealing land in Europe which leads them to never shut up about the Yugoslav wars. Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death. They possess a disorder all Serbs have which is their sexual desire towards the now [[dead]] Slobodan Milosevic & his anti-Bosnian speeches; to find them they use the [[internets]] videos featured on [[YouTube]] (which they wank off to every night) since they have a strong interest in [[necrophilia]].

Serbia has a very skewed image of reality thus causing them to think their country "PAWNZZZ." Serbians often brag because their country fired one missile at the NATO forces, but really never admit that they were defeated when NATO fired their shit back; Serbians will continue to insult anyone who doesn't think the same way, but they secretly know their country is the smelliest and worst shit hole in all of the Balkans. Most Serbs have absolutely absurd and impractical names such as Bojan, Sasko, Djordjevic or Shithead. It's well known that Serbians have <s>massive cocks</s> the world's [[xbox|hueeeegest]] ego, thus loving to show their [[gay|Serbian]] pride by waving their national flag with its stolen colors at any given time or lying about their dick size on ED.

Slađa,some random dickhead has got a song which translates to "Go in deep". That is definitely not a faggot in disguise.There are some other faggots in disguise,however,like Shaban Shaulic and other Serbtards.
Be aware that listening to too much turbo folk can cause severe brain damage,mental disorders,assburgers,coma and potentially the most pathetic way to die,or it can lead to another Columbine.For lulz go and play turbofolk to some random person on the street and watch their head explode.Or if they survive they will call the police for attempted murder.

A advantage of being a Serbtard is that you can pick a day when you don't want to work and say you are having something which Serbtards call slava.Apparently its something like opening your anus to every one you like and let them invade your anus for one to 3 days.Hosting a feast entails the following:Pay to make a feast,let your close ones eat some shit which nobody cares about,then do whatever you want,but usually you lay down and spread your asshole for everyone to fuck.By the time everyone has gone home, it should be 1/2 am and tomorrow you have work,and your butt hurts because all of your close ones and you did some Serbian style "bonding".

The Serbian rite of passage usually occurs at the age of 19, and is defined as the first time that a Serbian can go to the toilet without covering themselves in shit. Any Serbian who manages this earlier parades this fact around, and is often an icebreaker at fancy parties. Indeed, the Ottomans humored themselves by finding the youngest person to achieve this, a tradition that is still ongoing. Today, the competition (through the aid of mechanical devices and genetics) has revealed the youngest person to be 14 years old. Following the tradition, each new record breaker is crowned King of the Serbians, the latest title holder is Tomislav Nikolić.

===Film===
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==Economy==

The average wage in Serbia is able to cover the costs of food, alcohol, shelter, drugs, and the traditional daily blowjob. Blowjob workers make up a considerable amount of the public sector workforce, and recently heavy competition from [[Albania]] has driven down prices, forcing blowjob workers to suck even harder.

Other jobs with high numbers of employed include car window cleaning, selling phonebooks and newspapers to moving cars, and selling drugs. The last profession is the highest paid in Serbia, and is mostly done as an attempt to earn enough money to leave the country.

[[Camwhores]] and rap music are also quickly developing industries, although the poor quality of both has led to little breakthrough in international markets.
==Rakija==
Mentioning serbija is not possible without mentioning Rakija, a drink deeply intertwined with the people, religion and culture in general.
On the surface Rakija appears to be a localy made fruit brandy with multiple regional variations, but nothing could be further from the truth.
In reality Rakija is an incredibly addictive and monstrously corrosive liquid pretending to be an alcoholic beverage, which people drink not to forget, but to erase decades, not to numb their pain but to get rid of emotions alltogether. Some lesser brands will have pussy-editions which are only distilled once, and are sold to tourists or preschoolers, while the real deal will reach 80% or more, it is usually made in Grandpa's Backyard on the family-still which has wheels and is therefore mobile. This is not done to evade the law, since all of this is completly legal, distilling Rakija is not restricted as long as you dont sell it, it is done to deploy that fucker to the areas where he is needed the most. If you havent trained your organs from an early age to take a painful pounding from hard liqour, we advise against a full-on drinking session with experienced consumers. Vodka intoxication may hit you like a sledge hammer to the forehead, Rakija will hit you like 4 centuries of ottomann oppression, pillage your intestines and set your liver on fire, so operating heavy machinery should be out of the question.
If you however insist on trying here is a handy guide:
===How and where to get it?===
The regular stuff will be sold in supermarkets etc. for as littel as 10€, the superior home made shit can be bought from farmers, or angry looking young boys and girls sitting next to a country road, dsiplaying their product in unmarked bottles, on a wooden crate. This is indeed illegal, but since it is happening on the balcans the police has more important stuff to do and will not bother them, but you should mention this fact when haggling.
===Terminology===
*meka (soft/mild) distilled once, usually drunk by Moms to take the edge off, dont buy.
*prepecenica distilled twice, much better
*ljuta (hot/angry) just that
*Sljivovica made from Plums
*Lozovaca made from Grapes
===Activities===
*Stay hydrated
*Party
*Near Death Experiences
*War Crimes
*Draft Legislation
*Loud screaming
*Founding an orthodox christian Monastery
===Health and othr Uses===
If taken in moderation (lol) Rakjia can be beneficial for ones health:
*A potent desinfectant, kills micro organisms, AND large multicellular ones
*Painkiller
*Helps with depression
*Helps with muscle pain
*Can be used to remove Lables and Stickers
*Can power a combustion engine

==Minorities==
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[[File:Kebabplane.jpg|thumb|right|Kebab Removalist]]
[[File:Marinatits.jpg|thumb|Serbian women use their super powered tits to destroy invaders.]]
Serbia is a cesspit for people from all over the world. One of the most common subgroup are the [[gypsies]]. And no, these are not those "weird people who live in tents and read your palm for $10" gypsies. They can usually be seen rummaging through trash cans, riding horse-pulled carriages down busy roads and [[raping]] girls in alleys. Their most defining features are lack of teeth, lack of limbs, lack of language understandable to human beings, clothes which are third-hand at best, an odor that can knock a pigeon out over 100 yards away and a mean look whenever they pass you on the street.

The Serbian gypsy is a mix of a [[hobo]] and the worst kind of black person. Nevertheless, they are a recognized mystical force which gives Serbia its legendary fame, so every Serb follows the ancient custom of offering their firstborn daughter to the first Gypsy cock.

If a Gypsy in Serbia stops you in the street and says he has to go to toilet, here is what to do:

# Stay calm
# Call your Serbian friend and tell them you ran into a Gypsy
# They will arrive ASAP and open their mouth in front of the Gypsy's penis and/or anus. It is considered a great honour in Serbia to show your place in racial hierarchy in this way.

Other minorities include [[niggers]], recent arrivals. They quickly cornered the Serbian bride market and can be commonly seen raping Serbs' wives in their plain sight.

===[[Fags|Sexual minorities]]===

[[Image:Serbia.png|thumb|800px|center|A typical Serb has conflicted feelings about his homosexuality]]

===[[Rape|Sexual majority]]===
Serbia is a nation blessedly free from the hang-ups of [[Americunts]] who want to "make love not war". Serbians know that they can make love and war at the same time, and profit! After long years of pointless rivalry with Bosnia, they hit upon a great plan for a merger: take over the country, take over the women! The Beatles even sang a couple of songs about it...

:''Chorus: I'd like to be / on "God" duty / at a prisoner of whore camp / with you
:''You'd be afraid / fresh from a raid / in our little hideaway / in the Balkan Mounts
:''I'd ask my friends to come and see-eee / and take a turn / right after me! [chorus]
:''Oh you would shout / and twist about / and try to keep the boys from between your thighs
:''Oh you would scream / and dance around / except of course ... you're gagged and bound! [chorus]
:''I know you / will never tell on me / cuz I've loaded up this pistol just for you
:''You'll never tell / this side of Hell / cuz I've set aside these bullets ... for you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oowoo

:''Oh darlin' / please believe me / I never did you / no harm
:''Believe me when I tell you / I never did / nothin' wrong
:''When they told me / I was a war criminal / well you know, I nearly broke down, and la-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-aughed
:''But when they told me / they'd gone and frozen my accounts -- well you know, that's when I promised / my wra-aa-aath!
:''So darlin' / do believe me / If you tell my men will hunt / your ass down
:''(Oh believe me darlin'!)
:''You hear me when I tell you / '''I nev-er did''' / '''noth-in' wrong'''!

==Serbia for Tourists==

There are also some further tips for other budding foreigners whom wish to travel to this failed state.

*While driving a car that has a [[Croatia|Croatian]] plate on it, if you park it and go into a store in Serbia, 5 minutes later you will find the car to be pissed on, with their raped firstborn lying on top. This is considered a warning, after which it is advised that you make eye contact with them. This will make them offer their butt for penetration, which is a custom reflecting their geopolitical history.

*Positive feelings towards any country other than Serbia, or their [[Russia|Master]], is considered to be in poor taste. Saying that anybody owns Kosovo other than Serbia may cause them to cry. Submissive fags are often very possessive of their masters.

==Turbo Folk==

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===Pics of Serbs===
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File:Serbian.chetnik.duke.jpg|NOT KEBAB
File:Serbian.chetnik.soldier.jpg|NOT A GYPSY
File:Serb.sicko.chetniks.jpg|NOT NAZIS
File:Serbian.chetniks.people.jpg|NOT RAPISTS
File:Serb.chetniks.jpg|NOT HOBOS
File:Serbian.chetniks.jpg|NOT TERRORISTS
File:Serbs.chetniks.jpg|NOT SUBHUMAN
File:Nikola.poplasen.serb.chetnik.guru.jpg|NOT PATHETIC
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== See Also ==
[[File:Milosevic cosplayer geert wilders.jpg|thumb|right|Fantard cosplay]]
* [[Kosovo]]
* [[Russia]]
* [[War]]
* [[Slavs]]
* [[Alcohol]]
==External links==
* [https://twitter.com/JasminMuj/status/796849185559609344 '''"Why I think Slobodan Milosevic is the most influential politician of our time"'''] (Archived: {{archive|Cvqac|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/JasminMuj/status/796849185559609344|title=2}})

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