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Nick Fuentes

2025-01-18T05:27:42Z

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nick Fuentes'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|August 18th, 1998}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Nicholas Joseph Fuentes}}
{{ibrow|'''Residency:'''|[[Illinois]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg | 22px]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Sexuality:'''|[[Bisexual]] [[Pedophile]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation:'''|E-Begging}}
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'''{{glow|Nicholas Joseph Fuentes}}''' (Also known as '''Nick The Spic''') is an <s>Mexican-descended</s> "[[Nigger|Afro]]-[[Cuba|Latinx]]" [[homosexual]] "[[Christianity|Christian]]" activist who is best known for being the host of the '''America First''' podcast. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as '''[[Pepe|Groypers]]''' or '''[[Niggers|Nickers]]''', as his own [[personal army]], who usually [[IRL]] [[raid|brigade]] anybody they disagree with (or more specifically, anyone Nick disagrees with).

He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking [[femboy]] [[nudes|thigh pics]] on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)
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== Background ==
[[File:Nicky-kun eats a booger.png|thumb|right|250px|The [[Le 56% Face|face]] of [[white supremacy|"white" supremacy]].]]
Born to a half-[[Mexico|Mexican]] father (who most likely [[rape|diddled]] him as a child), Nick began his political career on [[Twitter]] by trying to befriend every right wing bodybuilder for [[Lies|totally non-sexual reasons]], making totally ironic catboy jokes in group chats and totally absolutely ironically confessing to some of those said bodybuilders that [[Truth|he's gay]]. The next stage of his political career was attending the [[Richard Spencer]] wet dream that was the [[James Alex Fields|2017 Charlottesville rally]], after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and [[manchild|moved back in with his parents and sister]], which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).

[[File:ITS IRONIC MOM PLEASE.png|thumb|You see, mom, I like having [[buttsecks|sex with men]] ''ironically'', {{Archive|zdwxQ|so that makes it OK}}.]]His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with [[Zippocat|catboys]] and other such forms of [[pedophilia|shotacon]]-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally [[denial|ironic]]!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking [[trannies]]' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and [[Vaush]], as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. ''Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!''

{{quote|"If you get [[schizophrenia|redpilled]], don't tell [[your mom]]. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[whore|your mom]]''. If you get redpilled, ''don't tell [[failure|your parents]]'', alright? [...] DON'T TELL MOM AND DAD! [...] If you get redpilled, play it close to the chest, don't tell anybody, keep it to yourself, keep it to you and [[NEET|your online friends]], ''alright?''"|Nick, being an (ironic) [[pedophile|groomer]].}}

In 2018, after a reading out a [[Camwhore|superchat donation]] which included a [[Holocaust]] related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of [[Jewish]] media talking about what an evil [[alt-right]] [[racist]] [[sexist]] [[Nazi]] this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his [[YouTube]] channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.
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==The Groyper Wars==

During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of [[autism|autists]] into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about ((([[Neo-con|Charlie Kirk]]))) and ((([[Ben Shapiro]]))). Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one [[Holocaust|innocent cookie-related question]] as a [[Unoriginal|very original and funny joke]].

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==Nick's Catboy Fetish==

In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "[[CatboyKami]]" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about [[niggers]] on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any [[rule 34|weird ideas]].

[[File:Nick Fuentes Loves Cat Boys 2.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Nyan XD!!]]

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This ironic [[buttsecks|meetup]] seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an ''America First'' episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.

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==Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist==
[[File:Zoomerfag edits.mp4|thumb|right|350px|[[Unfunny|Imagine making these]].]]
When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of [[boomers]] standing around doing nothing while wearing [[QAnon]] merch). He was suspended from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]] shortly after (which he claimed was due to the [[ADL]] pestering le [[admins]] to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "[[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein]]" Gaetz, a [[Republican Party|Republican]] politician [[Glenn Beck#The 1990 rape accusations|accused of raping a 17-year-old girl]], and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.

After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in [[Texas]]), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of [[shota|underaged male teenagers]] to watch shitty [[Forced Meme|zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy]] edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified [[spic]] (and not-so-self-identified [[simp]] for [[Camwhore|e-girls]]) who tried getting people from his [[discord]] server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO [[Patrick Casey]] for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another [[James Alex Fields|retard rally]] that will likely be crawling full of [[KKK|federal informants]]. [[Patrick Casey]] has since remained a respectable [[Autism|Political Commentator]] while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for [[CatboyKami|known]] [[Donald Trump|pedophiles]] and associating with [[Wigger]] retards like [[Ethan Ralph]] and [[The Weekly Sweat]].
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==Nick Admits Being a Bitter Incel==
In late 2021, Nick admits having no romantic relationship with women in an interview with Sydney Watson. Furthermore, Nick says women should have rights as much as Afghanis Women's rights and wants a Taliban-style movement to exist in America.

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A few days after the interview, Nick proceeds to host several spaces on Twitter only to get banned again. Different from his usual ban, All of Nick's Gay followers aka Groypers also got banned even the ones who never or rarely interact with him. This led to Groypers' mass exodus to Gab.

==FELTED!==
After 2021 passed away and 2022 came, Nick has been hit by several dramas and hit pieces. The first one is by Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux came to shoot a documentary with Nick and his sycophants to expose the retardation of AF. The documentary has become a disaster for Nick but it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Nick has become friends with [[Ethan Ralph]] and gives him a platform to stream. Ethan has recently DMCA'd several for making fun of him. This has led many streamers to complain about his behavior. Rather than condemning Ethan, Nick decided to defend his gross action as based. [[Mister Metokur|Metokur]], who is dying of cancer, calls out Nick's behavior. Nick doesn't accept what Metokur says and challenges him to a debate. However, Metokur is able to humiliate Nick in the debate.

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After being BTFO'd by Metokur, Nick came into disbelief and coped by pretending he actually won the debate [[Donald Drumpf|just like his master]]. Later, Jaden, his BF, just got a girlfriend and started distancing him. Nick is suddenly enraged with the fact that Jaden lost his virginity and starts hunting his cum with blacklights. Jaden soon retires from AF and lives a happy life with his gf rather than being stuck in the Incel Catboy Death Cult. Jaden soon exposes this fact in Kino Casino along with another ex-AF who escaped the cult, Simon.

==Doxxing==
[[File:Smithers with hoes.png|thumb|Nick when women start showing up to his house.]]
Following the advent of [[Trump]]'s courageous victory in [[2024]], Fuentes first uttered his victory chant: "[[Your body, my choice.|Your body, my choice!]]" on Twitter/x. Unhinged feminist whores didn't ignore it like the cheap, obvious rage bait that it was, and instead larped around on [[Twitter]]/[[Bluesky]]/[[Facebook]]/whatever their preferred social media addiction is acting like [[Internet Tough Guy|internet tough gals]] about it. Feeling [[almost raped]] by those magic words, they decided to pull out their own little magic trick: doxxing him; something that Fuentes is still massively butthurt about to this day.

===Pepper spray incident===
On November 10th, a fugly [[feminist]] [[vegan]] jewess clad in tacky clothing and obnoxious political pins named Marla Rose and her friend decided to show up to Nick's place to teach him a lesson about making mean jokes on the internet. Marla Stood at his front door stalking and berating him, recording it all on her phone for [[internet points]]. Eventually Nick had enough of this whale's harrowing ululations. Nick opened his door, pepper sprayed her in the face, then took her phone, pimp slapped her to the ground and finally [[raep|turned her body into his choice]]. Marla is pressing charges of battery over this event.

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===Dox===
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929 Newberry Ave
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==Assassination attempt==
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It was a cold December night on the 18th, when John R. Lyons decided to kill 3 people before escaping to say hello to Nick Fuentes. He rang his doorbell and called out for him with his weapons clearly visible. Nick called the pigs and when they showed up John made a run for it, forcing his way into a nearby house and killing an additional two dogs before running out into the yard where he died after provoking a shoot out with the police. In the end, Lyons achieved nothing except for getting a really lame [[high score]] and giving Nick's claims of people wanting to kill him validity. Nick blamed his attempted assassination on his recent doxxation and is set to relocate to a new house.

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== See Also ==
* [[IRL Groyper]]
* [[Neo-con]]
* [[QAnon]]
* [[CatboyKami]] - the faggots boyfriend
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Le 56% Face]]

== External links ==
* [https://nicholasjfuentes.com Official website]
:*[https://cozy.tv/ Official cozy.tv website]
* <s>{{twitter|NickJFuentes|Nick's Twitter account}}</s> <s>'''BALEETED!!!'''</s> <s>'''Oh wait! Elon just gives your account back. WELCOME BACK, NICK!'''</s> '''JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOL''' ({{wayback|https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes|20210708182935|title=1}} {{archive|cfQkU|2}})
:*<s>{{twitter|raper6000|Tooootally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''BALEETED AGAIN!!!''' ({{archive|https://twitter.com/raper6000/*|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|cheeser3000|Another totally random guy who's DEFINITELY NOT Nick}}</s> '''COME ON, NICK, THIS ISN'T EVEN ON TWITTER ANYMORE THIS IS ON YOU'''
:*<s>{{twitter|BranFlakes5000|This is getting stupid}}</s> '''BALEETED ALONG WITH HIS GAY FOLLOWERS!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|iloveindia1000|Wow, a new account! I bet Twitter won't ever banned Nick ag-}}</s> '''JUST KIDDING!!! BALEETED MINUTES AFTER CREATION LOLOLOLOLOL'''
:*<s>{{twitter|exiledinternet|*sigh*}}</s> '''If you were banned from 109 platforms, does it truly their fault, Nick?'''
:*<s>{{twitter|heyeveryone08|Oh look, Elon just bought Twitter. Surely Nick won't be banned this time}}</s> '''LOL NOPE'''
:*<s>{{twitter|MrKrabs9000|Yo Nick, what's that tranny porn tab on your browser?}}</s> '''BALEETED BY HIMSELF LOL''' ({{archive|8gv5O|archive}})
:*<s>{{twitter|punishedhooplah|Just admit it that the previous account is actually you, Nick}}</s> '''This is getting boring'''
:*<s>{{kf|120200|Whatever, go check this KiwiFarms thread for Nick's future twitter update instead}}</s> '''SUBFORUM SHUT DOWN DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!!!!!'''
:*<s>{{twitter|autumngroyper|So far the longest surviving Nick's alt account for now}}</s> '''BALEETED AS WELL!!!!!!!'''
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*<s>{{instagram|nicholasjfuentes|Nick's Instagram}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel|Again, totally random guy who is NOT Nick}}</s> '''ALSO BALEETED!!!'''
:* <s>{{instagram|bossbabyincel2|Does Nick not get tired of making alts?}}</s> '''BALEETED TOO!!!'''
:* <S>{{instagram|bossbabyincel4|How many times are you gonna make alts, Nick?}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
:* {{instagram|contentcreator008|Long time no see on Instagram, Nick}}
*<s>{{yt|c|UCsJ86N5n7fcEC_Ds8dYJKzA|America First with Nicholas J Fuentes}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!'''
*{{kf|64977|KiwiFarms thread}}
* {{Telegram|nickjfuentes|Nick's Telegram}}
* {{Gab|realnickjfuentes|Nick's Gab}}

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Talk:Husker the Wolf

2024-12-29T07:34:01Z

ALostFan:

He's extremely a schizocow, but is there anything documented about his personal life or upbringing other than his dad being dead, whatever drove him to complete schizo and horrorcow? His political views can also be inferred to be far-right or pro-Nigel Farage, starting with his vocal support for the death penalty. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 07:05, 4 August 2024 (UTC)

In this video (https://rumble.com/v4fu6k3-the-discord-recording-of-joeyinsully-and-his-brother-reupload.html), Joey's mom is said to be at an age where she couldn't take care of herself anymore, confirming him and his brother to be geriatric births just like Chris-Chan. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 07:33, 29 December 2024 (UTC)

Jonathan Niehaus

2024-12-29T03:32:41Z

ALostFan: added Category:Horrorcows using HotCat

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{{quote|Everyone knows my reasons: I'm unknown and people don't know me, I always think of zoophilia too much and I make threats to people who should've bought (or DISCOVER) my albums sooner, plus, I don't have a good school life and hated what was going on in the real world/}}

[[File:Zoojay shocked.jpg|thumb|right|Zoojay's face after seeing a dog's cock]]
[[File:Zoojay lieks dog butts.png|thumb|right|This screencap says it all]]

'''Jonathan Niehaus''' aka Zoojay (Born June 3rd, 1986) is a {{age|1986|06|03}}-year-old [[Fat|overweight]], [[aspie]], [[virgin]], and [[bestiality]] songwriter ; who sounds like the lovechild of [http://vimeo.com/31061568 Cartman] and [[Chris Chan]] when he speaks. He is a [[zoophile]] who still lives with his parents in [[Indiana]]. More importantly he [[Dogmongler|got fired from his job at the pet store for molesting dogs]], and is notable for videotaping himself molesting his aunts' huskies. Jonathan is a seriously disturbed [[furfag]] with too much time on his hands. Finally, almost all of the songs he produces are about having sex with dogs, or his burning desire to get a canine of his own.

== Songwriter ==

[[File:Niehaus 0.jpg|thumb|left|Niehaus, picking out which songs to steal next on his [[iPod]]]]
[[File:Niehaus Butthurt.jpg|thumb|right|[[Crybaby|Niehaus taking down videos that feature his songs]].]]

As was stated earlier, Johnathan has written over 30 songs about his desire [[Cory Williamson|to rape a dog]] - [[Do not want|in graphic detail]]. A majority of his songs consists of him singing about finding a dog (or owning one) and fucking it until [[sick fuck|one of them gets a bleeding asshole.]] Most of his songs have a particular dog as its' focus; A Siberian Husky.

Essential listening are: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPImhliclU "I need or want a Siberian husky right now"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm4_LvBMAfI "Anal sex (with the doggy)"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_iNn_S0xis "Husky cock"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkAlAEhXVww "Legalized bestiality needs to happen"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hm0vsFA6I "Sex with Huskies, again?!!"], "Mate that pussy", and "Huskies in need (for sex)". Another theme of his songs is his [[BAWW|hatred for his own father]]. And it gets much worse...

He's also ripped off at least a few known songs. An example of his song theft is his song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxf-tVhn07U Aww, Cute Dog], which is no more than an [[Autotune]] version of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0ZMauqib7Q Two Ton Paperweight] with Johnathan's vocals, probably also autotuned. Did we forget to mention that he charges listeners to listen to these copyright infringing songs?

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=== Album Covers ===

{{quote|If the states of Indiana, Ohio, and Washington State Would legalize beastiality so my albums will sell a lot of copies and [[An Hero|end my misery]] for good.| [[No|Sure it would]], Zoojay}}

With copyrighted songs about bestiality and huskies on sites such as last.fm and Amazon, you might not be surprised to find that Jonathan has arranged these songs in albums with cover art. Besides one cover featuring a picture of a husky, the rest include [[Mspaint]] cover art that looks like it was done by a 5 year old or an [[autistic]] man in his mid twenties.

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File:Niehaus cd cover.jpg|The album art also doubles as fap fuel for Jonathan.
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File:Niehaus cd cover 1.jpg|Some albums [[obvious|blatantly state what the songs are going to be about]]
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File:Niehaus cd cover 3.jpg| [[Rage|"FUCK YOU DAD!"]]
File:Niehaus cd cover 4.jpg| A little too late for fucking his dogs.
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=== Quitting Music ===

[[File:Zoojay quit music.png|thumb|]]
[[File:Zoojay and the H8rs.png|thumb|Whining about [[haters]] and comparing himself to [[Nicki Minaj]]]]
[[File:Zoojay and BOTDF.png|thumb|Taking lessons from [[Blood on the dance floor]]]]
[[File:Zoojay blaming ED for his zoophilia problems.jpg|thumb|Zoojay blaming ED for the complications in his life which arose from openly being a zoophile]]

Then came the moment when Zoojay realized that his music neither was going to [[unrealistic expectations|make him rich enough to buy a dog or a house, change the laws against bestiality, get him on the radio, or make him famous.]] He quit making music due to his mom's and his belief that his music about dog-raping could get him into legal trouble.

{{quote|Sad News! Due to legal issues, J.N. Is currently on hiatus on music and his past 7 albums WILL BE Deleted by 2012! I'm a musician/ranter looking for fame with (optional) fortune for 7-11 years (Since I became a musician). [[crap|I'm a combination of rock, industrial, (early) techno, rap, and Hip-hop rolled into one.]] [[fail|I don't use professional equipment for my music]], I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound. Sorry if it's "cheating". Plus I never Master my own music and that's the truth. I've released 7 music albums (& sadly WILL BE deleted due to legal issues), I don't know how many singles I've released so don't ask(!).}}

== Raping Dogs on Video, Furfaggotry, and Xtube==

{{quote|I need a Siberian Husky Dog in real life to make up all the lost time i had with other animals and I'm tired of visiting dogs in Ohio because of STUPID AUNT EILEEN Wont let me have alone time with Bandit or Shadow|Zoojay mad at his aunt}}

[[File:Zoojay dumbass.gif|right|thumb|what the .....]]
{{quote|Someone from 789chan needs to take down the article about me, they need to know I don't do taboo things like that anymore}}

[[File:Niehausfursuit.jpg|thumb|right|This is his idea of a Fursuit]]

If you believed that Johnathan isn't being serious about what he sings about and believe that he's a [[Trying too hard|very convincing]] [[troll]], you are sadly mistaken. Johnathan has a history of raping dogs, which was why he got fired from working at a pet store and from a volunteering at the humane society.

Johnathan had followed his aunt's dogs with a video camera multiple times to film them. He later fapped to the footage and showed it off in [[Zetaforum|bestiality forums]]. Such videos contain Johnathan videotaping his aunt's dogs [[pissing]], Johnathan slobbing all over one of the huskies' mouth, and even him bending over to let one of the dogs mount his fat, flabby ass.

Here are a few videos to demonstrate that:

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It's no surprise that Johnathan would also have an Xtube. Johnathan used the site to promote something more terrifying than dog rape: himself. He filmed himself lifting his pubic mound to pee in the toilet and fapping while in a cheap Walmart [[werewolf]] [[Fursuit|costume.]] He had also uploaded quite a few of his [[nudes]] onto the site.

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File:Niehaus nudes.jpg|Huskaaaayy
File:Niehaus nudes 0.jpg|[[Micropenis|Where the fuck is his dick?]]
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File:Zoojay defriends someone.png|He defriends someone for not giving him a dog
File:Zoojay molested his moms dog.png|He also molested his mom's dog
File:Zoojay catfucker.png| - And his other aunt's cat
File:Zoojay molesting dogs at Petco.png|Molesting a dog at Petco
File:Zoojay baww over dog adoption.png|Bawwing over a dog getting adopted
File:Zoojay legal problem.png|He knows that in prison he will be anally raped by [[Bubba|an animal]] that even he fears.
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File:Zoojay fired from humane society.png| Getting fired from the humane society
File:Zoojay emo 0.png|The aftermath from getting fired
File:Zoojay horsefucker.png|Zoojay is also a [[Mr.Hands|horsefucker]]
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File:Zoojay emo furry.png| ''Take me to Anthrocon NOW NOW NOW or I'll kill myself with a butter knife''
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File:Niehaus halloween costume.jpg|The cheap costume he uses in some of his nudes.
File:Niehaus nudes 2.jpg|Halloween Everyday !
File:Zoojay.png| His Xtube account before it was deleted.
File:Niehaus with furfag.jpg|Johnathan with another [[furfag]]
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== Parent Issues ==

{{quote|Sorry for the absence. I had my wifi plugs taken away (temporary), because I was being punished for starting an XTube account w/o knowing}}

[[File:Zoojay family problems.png|thumb|left|Oh the drama!]]

[[File:Zoojay family problems 0.png|thumb|right|50px|"Fuck the [[police|law!]] [[emoticons|:,(]]" ]]
[[File:Zoojay mad at his mom.png|thumb|100px|Threatening to gut his mother]]

It was only a matter of time before his own parents caught wind of his antics and [[son I am disappoint|decided to do something about it]]. Instead of [[banning]] Johnathan from the internet permanently and never allowing him near computer, they decided to give him a new computer "when he is ready." Of course, Johnathan didn't take the news well. Feeling frustrated by his parents, he went onto [[Twitter]] and bitched about the situation - even to the point where [[Srsly|he threatened to kill his own father]].

The next step was for his parents and his own therapist was to make him [[Delete fucking everything|give up his flashdrives filled with bestiality porn and to delete his Xtube account.]] After Johnathan deleted his account and given up his flash drives, he considered becoming [[an hero]], unable to cope with the loss.

His parents, being as computer literate as their own son, bought their son a new laptop, believing that their son couldn't fap to animal porn anymore with the loss of his flash drives, his old computer, and his word. Of course, Johnathan has as much willpower as a [[heroin]] addict and is back to fapping and posting on Twitter. A few days later, he deleted his Twitter account.

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[[File:Zoojay tardrage issues.png|thumb|There isn't any doubt that Zoojay ruined another toilet when he read this article]]

== Websites/Social Networks ==
[[File:Siberian Husky.jpg|thumb|A ''[[Dog|Siberian Husky]]'' photographed listening to the music of Mr Niehaus.]]

Niehaus made a lot of sites to show his creepiness and music, he almost always updates his Facebook <s>and Twitter</s> pages.

*http://www.last.fm/music/Jonathan+Niehaus
*<s>{{facebook|ZJWolf.JN}}</s> deleted
*{{facebook|Jonathan.Zoojay.Niehaus}}
*<s>http://twitter.com/ZoojayWerewolf</s> deleted
*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/j0nathanniehaus Old myspace account]</s> [https://archive.is/http://www.myspace.com/j0nathanniehaus* archived]
*http://www.beastforum.com/showuser-187548.html
*http://zoojay.sofurry.com/
*http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zoojay/
*http://unblockedpiratebay.com/?loadurl=/torrent/7559598/Jonathan_Niehaus_Zoojay_Discography
*<s>http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=zoojay_wolf</s> Pwned by his own father
*http://www.43things.com/person/zoojay
*http://tinypic.com/r/zr1jd/6/ Poor dog NSFW

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== See Also ==

[[File:Zoojay twitter threat.jpg|320px|thumb|[[Taking down ED|Ruh roh]]!]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Mr Hands]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]] - A sick fuck with a reptile fetish.
*[[Fat]]
*[[Manchild]]
*[[Retarded]]
*[[Victim complex]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Bubblegum Husky]]
*[[Nixwerld]]

== External Links ==

*{{twitter|ZJWolf1}}
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!iJQCjSTT!EpXi34eIVK7-V36wI7OLGit9XngJ3PdXaLKtFG8sImc Discography]
*https://kiwifarms.st/threads/zoojay-jonathan-niehaus-zjwolf.2324/
*https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zjwolfy

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{{Furfaggotry}}
{{music}}

{{timeline|Featured article October 11 & 12, [[2012]]|[[Avant-garde]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Mario Laudicina]]}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Horrorcows]]

Talk:Kashi-Kukku

2024-12-29T02:54:48Z

ALostFan:

He's a known horrorcow and A-log whose internet life was mostly centered around PassyVoreX, and everything about his friendly relationships with people screams entitled and selfish, and he'll gladly A-log once the person doesn't fulfill his wants. [[BlueCatRiolu]] is one of the most associated with him, specifically as Kashi being guilty of all four of the unholy tetrad maybe except for enabling. This page https://www.deviantart.com/passyvorex/journal/Debunking-Kashi-kukku-United-Earths-Accussations-871582056 explains everything about his run-ins with Passy. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 07:00, 4 August 2024 (UTC)

Is there proof of him being on the autism spectrum, or diagnosed with autism? He only says that he has depression, bipolar disorder, and PTSD. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 02:54, 29 December 2024 (UTC)

Talk:Kashi-Kukku

2024-12-29T02:54:29Z

ALostFan:

He's a known horrorcow and A-log whose internet life was mostly centered around PassyVoreX, and everything about his friendly relationships with people screams entitled and selfish, and he'll gladly A-log once the person doesn't fulfill his wants. [[BlueCatRiolu]] is one of the most associated with him, specifically as Kashi being guilty of all four of the unholy tetrad maybe except for enabling. This page https://www.deviantart.com/passyvorex/journal/Debunking-Kashi-kukku-United-Earths-Accussations-871582056 explains everything about his run-ins with Passy. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 07:00, 4 August 2024 (UTC)
Is there proof of him being on the autism spectrum, or diagnosed with autism? He only says that he has depression, bipolar disorder, and PTSD. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 02:54, 29 December 2024 (UTC)

Kashi-Kukku

2024-12-29T02:53:35Z

ALostFan: /* See also */

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{{Aspie}}
{{lolcow}}
{{perfect|example of what '''NOT''' to do on ED}}
{{天|This [[shitty attack article]] was written by '''[[Husker the Wolf]]''' who is an even bigger [[lolcow]].|Husker the wolf my fursona by huskertwolf.jpg|80px|lightgrey|80%}}
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{{ib|[[File:Kashi K. (Yes, that's him in irl! He definitely looks like a criminal lol!).jpg|200px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Kashi-Kukku'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Jason Lyric Cook}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[American|American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| unknown}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|unknown}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|Lyrbobo/United-Earth/Kashi K}}
{{ibend}}

'''Kashi-Kukku''' (who’s real-name is '''Jason “Lyric” Cook''', or more commonly known as '''Kashi K'''., '''Lyrbobo''', '''United-Earth''', '''TheDancingScout''', '''buu_maji''' or '''NWR-Tasha''') is an American human-being, or a human-trying, who’s known to stalk, harass and bully several people just so he can be the hero. A real legitimate soyboy if we ever saw one.

And believe us, Kashi is kukku by name and cuckoo by nature. He’s a sorry, brainless fuck who thinks it’s funny to send death threats, block-evade, dox personal information and other criminal activity on the world wide web. But that’s enough outlining on who this jerkass is, time to expose his horrendous acts he’s done to people.

== Unhumble beginnings ==
Now for those who don't know Husker the Wolf, whose real name is Joseph Morley or Joey for short, he's a animator and a cartoonist who does fanart of Thomas and Friends. Although he's had a huge disreputation for his actions on the internet, that's another story. As a matter of speaking, Husker has been one of Kashi's favourite victim for years.

Now, at the time. Husker didn’t know who Kashi K. was, that was until he sent him this hate message:
[[File:Another blummin' hater.png|thumb|The first attack Husker got from Kashi.]]

Well, Husker's not hated by EVERYONE. Kashi's just spreading lies just to be popular, do you think it’s funny to send death threats to innocent users to make yourself the hero, Kashi? We don’t think it’s funny, just because someone else said it doesn’t mean you have to. But no, you don’t care. You’re just a brainless manchild who got abused by their mother as a child. Which probably explains why you’re a criminal to this day. And if it’s that not the only attacks he’s made on him, look at these!
[[File:They support me because of you, dumbass.png|thumb|Kashi spreading hate about Husker.]]

Like WHAT THE FUCK? Since when is Husker harassing you? If anything, it’s YOU who’s harassing HIM, Kashi. But no, you just choose to sweep it under the rug, brush it aside and pretend you’re not a criminal. But admit it, you are. And if THAT’S not enough salt to the wound…
You’re telling lies, LIES! ALL LIES! And look what he called him.[[File:Lol you're a bigger cunt.jpg|thumb|Kashi namecalling Husker]]You callin’ HUSKER a cunt, Kashi? Well, tell me this. DOES HUSKER LOOK LIKE A CUNT?! Does he go around bullying people 24/7 in real life than he does here online? NO, but do you? YES, because you got abused by your mother and that’s all you need to take your anger out on.

And if you think baiting Husker is funny just because he did fetish art. Sure, it may be bad, BUT YOURS, KASHI, IS FUCKING WORSE. Folks, shield your eyes for REAL cringe. (But don’t try and harass the actual artists who made these, just Kashi)

And now folks, prepare to vomit.

Like DUDE, that is even more cringier than Husker's art and he wouldn't even draw train fetish like that. In fact, even staring at this for long periods of time makes us want to bleach my eyeballs out.

But as if Husker's not the only victim he’s targeted. Another innocent user he targeted was BlueEngineLiz6, who's trainsona is a recolour of Percy. But Kashi, being a republican douchebag he always is, thinks it’s funny to harass Liz and spread rumours and misinformation about her. Take a look at this:

Liz doesn’t treat people like shit, she’s very wise and caring. Not like you, here’s more proof that he’s a bully towards her. Liz is not cringe, if anyone’s cringe, Kashi, it’s you and your shitty OC Tasha. The one who you drew inflation art of. Oh, and here’s another lie he made about Liz.

Liz helped to shape this fandom you're a part of. If it hadn’t been for her, none of us would have a fandom to work with. She’s bringing it together whereas poo-brain Kashi is helping to break it apart. Like these:

She does, it’s you who’s the sexist fuck, Kashi. And if Liz isn’t the only poor soul who got attacked by this online terrorist, another victim he attacked was CahlilNWR. Don’t believe us? Take a look at these.

He’s not being a jerk; he’s calling you out for the constant shit you’ve given towards Liz. We don’t tolerate those who are a complete cunt towards her. There’s nothing wrong with Liz, your actions are the reason why people are getting depressed every day. Like on these posts:

Like what the fuck? HUSKER? Harassing people for opinions? THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE, as a matter of speaking, Kashi harasses people for his entertainment and doesn’t stop until that victim has taken their own life.

Oh… and speaking of that. Let us tell you a dark secret that Kashi’s whiteknights have brushed aside.
[[File:More proof that Kashi K. is a criminal.png|thumb|Proof that Kashi K. drove a minor to suicide.]]
Now, don’t get me wrong. Even we hate TidmouthThunder and SwindonSudrian too. But this is a true story that must be told.
[[File:Proof that Kashi K. is a criminal.png|thumb|More proof that Kashi drove a minor to suicide.]]
And it gets darker…

And THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S TRYING TO DO TO HUSKER. Lyric a.k.a Kashi-Kukku is trying to convincing Husker to kill himself. Well listen here, Kashi. THAT IS NOT HAPPENING!!! If he DOES go down, YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH HIM. And no matter how many times you’re going to say to us “Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself”. WE WON'T DO IT! Even if you’re willing to try and dox people's home addresses, illegally fly all the way to their country and then house-intrude them. THAT... ISN’T… HAPPENING! Oh… and speaking of death threats. Here’s some of the finest death threats he’s sent to innocent people.

Oh yeah, did we forget to mention, Lance a.k.a VailingDeath and Sir Jorge is also a cloutchaser, and a whiteknight to Kashi. And he’s DOXXED Husker too, and has gotten hold of his fucking Facebook, so he knows where he lives, and he knows his family. So Lance is pretty much a fucking whiteknight to Kashi.

But anyways, back to more of Kashi’s award-winning death threats...

== Stalking Husker the Wolf ==
Those two words “kill” and “yourself” are the sweetest words Kashi likes to masturbate to. He even fakes that he hates horny people.

Now these clearly aren’t death threats but there’s more where they come from.

Another most vile crime that he’s done and committed is brainwashing Husker's friends into thinking he's he bad guy, when that is entirely untrue. As he posted this on his 24<sup>th</sup> birthday.

DUDE, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? That 12-year-old was a troll, Husker was putting him in his place, and that troll was none other than Hayden! But no, you just had to go and brainwash nearly all his friends and we mean, NEARLY ALL OF THEM, into thinking Husker was a pedophile. YOU’RE NOT FUCKING BETTER, KASHI. You’ve just ruined TEN YEARS of my hopes and dreams with your lies, bait, clout, rumours, misinformation, EVERYTHING. The next thing we know is that you’ll start doxxing Husker's home address and finding out about his family.

But if that’s not the only salt to the wound, Husker tried privatising his Twitter account to avoid him leaking tweets, but Kashi being the block-evader he usually is, leaked them anyway:

Here’s some lies he made about Husker and his friend being racists:

Come on, Husker and his friends aren’t ONE TAD RACIST. He just made fake tweets about them to get attention. He's a bully, a liar, and a cloutchaser. He also had the guts to get one of Husker's Twitter accounts suspended as seen here:

Because of his ultimate abuse of power to get Husker to commit suicide, he had no choice but to leave Twitter for good. Which is annoying because he has friends there, but Kashi K. has manipulated them into thinking he's an asshole.

Another bad thing that Kashi always likes to hurt Husker is compare him to the worst Sonic fan in history, which we all know is Chris-Chan. He’s always calling him a “pedophile Chris-Chan”. For fuck’s sake. DOES HUSKER LOOK LIKE CHRIS-CHAN? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A TRANSGENDER MANCHILD GOING AROUND CAUSING CRIMES WHEREVER HE GOES? Well, the answer is NO! In fact, people should compare him to Osama Bin Laden. He’s a way worse criminal than Chris Chan, and THAT’S exactly who Kashi is, the next Osama Bin Laden. We have tons of proof of him comparing me to the worst Sonic fan in history as seen here:

If Bin Laden isn’t the only criminal that we compare Kashi to, we should call him the “Mr. Dr. Eggman of the Thomas fanbase.” And I have this photoshopped image of his irl face that shows he really does look the part.

But techincally, that’s not what he looks like in real life. Well, not with the moustache and glasses like Mr. Dr. Eggman, but he looks like this.

Surprised? Well, he DOES look like a criminal, probably in person as well. Maybe a serial killer or a pedophile. Or... a copycat Chris-Chan without the Lyrbobo keychain.

Oh, that reminds us. He bullies Husker for liking characters such as Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit and Fifi La Fume. But Kashi actually simps for Bluey, who is literally a 7-year-old cartoon dog. Like these tweets here: Like come the fuck ON! You bully Husker for liking certain characters yet you spend sitting on your chair, in your underwear, maturbating to a cartoon dog who is also a minor. And look, he’s even got Bluey fetish art on his DeviantArt page.

Another thing we should mention is that his criminal record runs in the family. In this leaked tweet we found, he confirmed that his mother was a druggie. And we can’t lie, he probably DOES live in an abusive house because his mother was a FUCKING PROSTITUTE! Oh yeah, did we forget to add that he was adopted as a baby and doesn’t have a real fucking mother? That goes to show how much of a sad, dumbass life he really has. I’m surprised his mother didn’t drop him on his head as a baby.

== One account down ==
Earlier this year, Kashi K. managed to hack into someone's Patreon and deleted all of their hard work, which people have paid for. Fortunately, someone who was a close ally to that friend managed to get his account suspended on Twitter. Although Kashi has two accounts, his public one was finally taken down after a year or two of self-harassment.

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File:More fetishy cringe.png|Kashi's vore fetish.
File:Vore alarm activated.png|thumb|Kashi's vore fetish.|Kashi's inflation fetish.
File:His shitty OC Character.png|Lyrbobo, the Kashi equivalent of Sonichu.
File:Now THAT is cringe.png|OHMYGOD, LOOK AWAY NOW! HE FUCKING MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
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</center>

[[File:Haha, I win..png|thumb|Kashi's suspended Twitter.]]

==See also==
*[[Keroro Gunsou]] – His main fixation.
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*[[Husker the Wolf]] – What this clusterfuck of a page was originally written by.
*[[Chris-chan]] – Him, but mostly the death threats and violent tard rage.
*[[Chris-chan/Sonichu]]
*[[Vorarephilia]]
*[[Inflation art]]
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] – Who he used to switch between A-Logging and whiteknighting depending on how well he fulfilled his art requests.

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[[Category:Keroro Gunsou]]
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[[Category:People]]

BlueCatRiolu

2024-12-29T02:49:56Z

ALostFan: /* See also */

{{aspergers}}
{{milkedcow}}
{{quote|Just a cute little kitty~|How Riolu views himself.}}
{{corner|br|[[File:Riolu by riolu947-d9pfb41.png|150px]]}}
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{{ib|[[File:Rioluirl.png|200px]]}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''BlueCatRiolu/Riolu947'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Nicholas R. Salerno}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt|American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| February 19, 2000}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Michigan}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|bluewhale23; Riolu947}}
{{ibrow|'''DeviantArt'''|<s>{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu}}</s> BAWWWWWWLETED }}
{{ibrow|'''YouTube'''|<s>{{yt|c|UC7iJDI0c8D5HOmItz70ITDg|BlueCatRiolu}}</s> BAWWWWWWLETED}}
{{ibend}}
'''BlueCatRiolu''' (also known as '''Riolu The Blue Cat''' or simply '''Riolu''', [[Powerword|powerword]]: '''Nicholas Salerno''') is a {{age|2000|02|19}}-year-old cat-obsessed, narcissistic, chode-gargling fuckstain pedophile, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on [[DeviantArt]]. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in [[MS Paint|Microsoft Paint]], freeing the other hand for [[Fap|more important activities]]. This [[Shart|art]] of his has the consistent quality of [[Chasethehedgehog|blocky, aliased shit]], always containing [[Andrew Dobson|inflation]], [[Vorarephilia|vore]], and other disturbing fetishes (like [[Gay|shipping same genders]] allegedly).

When not posting his scribblings, BlueCatRiolu enjoys his time on DeviantArt by begging for Points or a Core membership, and [[North Korea|writing hate journals about people who criticize him]], while linking to them in said journals. These call-out journals have predictably created a strong animosity towards BlueCatRiolu, and as such he must be constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who stand ready to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism and his [[defector]]s.

The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over 1,000,000 page views in a span of six years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers, such as the [[GoAnimate]] community. In recent years, he's also been accused of convincing minors to give him pictures of their bellies inflated over on [[Discord]].

==Years before becoming a furry demon today==
{{quote|Stop it! [[Angry Homo Kid|You're insulting me]]! :(| Riolu being his butthurt self in 2014.}}
[[File:BCRoriginalocdesign.png|thumb|200px|BlueCatRiolu's original Riolu OC design.]]
[[File:Scratchdramabcr2014.png|thumb|200px|Even as a 14-year-old, Riolu failed to understand how the Internet works and got butthurt over stupid shit.]]
BlueCatRiolu's presence before signing up on [[DeviantArt]] is one that's quite interesting. His story dates back to 2010 (when he was the same age group as [[ChristianU2ber]]) when he first signed up for [[Scratch]], an educational site dedicated to [[shit nobody cares about|games and videos]]. He initially used an OC based off the actual Pokémon Riolu, [[Original|which was named Riolu]], a name which he still uses.

As he still is today, Riolu was completely obsessed with cats and [[Pokémon]], inserting his obviously copyrighted and stolen Riolu "OC" into his Scratch projects, which were mainly remixes of projects other people with [[ChristianU2ber|more creative mindsets did before him]]. He even went the road to include a backstory on his entire life leading up to him signing up for his [[autism|holy grail of autistic bullshit that he calls DeviantArt]]. Jesus Christ, he made autistic furries look horrible!

According to [[Defector|some individuals]], Riolu's antics involving cats date back to around 2004. He said in the now deleted journal that he had a [[MLG|strange dream involving cats]]. Keep in mind that he was only around 4 at this time. He also claims to have watched ''Sagwa'' as a young child as well, which contributes to why he made its titular character his "waifu." Riolu also claims he started "drawing" as early as the age of three (even though his art doesn't show much improvement), drawing characters from ''101 Dalmatians''. He found out about [[Scratch]] through his school, which more than likely helped him get into social media, a mistake his family would greatly regret for the rest of their lives.
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File:Youlikemusicbcr2014.png|"I liked music when I was little too!"
File:Bcrscratchkuro-chan2013.png|Even in 2013, Riolu's love for cats definitely showed in a cringy way.
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===What do we think of his childhood?===
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{{Rainbow|HOMO}}

==His early days on DeviantArt==
[[File:Bcrearlydescription.jpg|thumb|250px|Keep in mind he still ships Riolu with "Blossom."]]
[[File:Riolu20122018withtext.jpg|thumb|250px|Top part from 2012 and Bottom part from 2018. Notice anything abnormal about this?]]

Riolu originally signed up for [[DeviantArt]] on April 21st, 2012. As with his existing Scratch account, he posted poorly-drawn pics of his Pokémon "OC" 'Riolu' in various different and edgy scenarios. He started out like any typical user on DeviantArt does. Few watchers and few pageviews. He continued doing all of this until the later part of 2014, which is when he introduced his new godawful, uncreative Gary Stu fursona: Riolu the Blue Cat. As seen with most autistic users on DA, Riolu began to cause massive amounts of drama on the site. Riolu also started posting journals that constantly rambled on about his "friends," or how his life was, and so on.

A year later, his "friend" {{dauser|Schoolfilmer}}, a typical low-key pedo who stalks minors, decided to influence Riolu into drawing [[inflation]] and other cringy fetishes. This helped set the tone for the rest of the events that led up to where Riolu is now. This also explains why Riolu has so many pageviews and watchers compared to most members of DA who have been on the site as long as him, yet still have little to no "popularity" to them. "Popularity" as in people enjoying the lulz Riolu creates.

===Some of Riolu's earliest activities on DA===
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File:Sagwapregnantbcr2014.jpg|Even as early as 2014, Riolu couldn't resist drawing Sagwa pregnant.
File:Bcrfirstjournal2012.png|First ever journal on DA. Notice how many emojis he used.
File:Carlabcrpregnant2014.jpg|Another early pregnant "drawing" from him.
File:Bcrdeadlyduo.jpg|An early example of cats being in his "art."
File:Riolu947movie.jpg
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File:Partnersfightbcr2014.jpg
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==Stellar character design==
BlueCatRiolu's OC is a generic blue-colored cat named Riolu, a name derived from [[Lucario|Lucario's]] [[babyfur|baby form]]. Riolu's design is a direct rip-off of Happy from ''Fairy Tail'', except it wears a collar that has a Poké Ball tag on it. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. [[Mary Sue|His character has no real flaws]] or personality, other than being a [[Gary Oak|Gary]] [[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|Stu]]. Its variations include six cringe-inducing, edgy "rage" mode forms, as well as an [[Splatoon|Inkling]]. It is also common that he'll reuse bases he created himself, showing a sign of laziness. BlueCatRiolu responds to any criticism of this character very negatively, even if it's from a friend who's simply trying to help him. He also stole another artist's eye style which will be later discussed in this article.
[[File:Riolu reference.jpg|500px|center]]

==Wanting attention==
Unable to do anything original, [[Cheeyev|he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression]] and why it entitles him to your asspats. Most [[lolcows]] do all sorts of tactics in order to gain attention, regardless if it's positive or negative. The notable ones, including BlueCatRiolu will do anything to get attention, including journals and status updates on [[DeviantArt|DA]]. It's pretty common that he'll post at least one status update or journal in a week, gaining up to more than twenty comments of total [[autism|autistic]] bullshit. Of course, most detail his banal life issue, such as his issues with friends leaving him, generally because they found the [[Truth|truth about him]]. Most comments are generally those who see Riolu as their friend, even though he doesn't give a shit about them.
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File:Rioluattentionjournal1.png|You're the one lying, dumbass!
File:Rioluattentionjournal2.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal3.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal4.png|He confesses himself to having a fetish, but NOT a sexual one.
File:Rioluattentionjournal5.png|Oh BAWWWWWWWW!!!!
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File:Rioluattentionjournal6.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal7.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal8.png|Riolu hates satire. Pussy.
File:Rioluattentionjournal9.png|He lied about closing them.
File:Rioluattentionjournal10.png|Proof that Riolu clearing begged for points.
File:Rioluattentionjournal11.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal12.png|Riolu begging people to HELP his "girlfriend."
File:Rioluattentionjournal13.png|This person was reported to have notorious anger problems, much like Riolu.
File:Rioluattentionjournal14.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal15.png|Him begging people to help his precious Lisa from deactivating.
File:Rioluattentionjournal16.png|It's still shit though.
File:RioluFAJournal.png|Riolu venting on about a friend leaving Oreo. Currently the only journal he wrote on FurAffinity.
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{{Collapsegallery|Notable status updates he's made on DA|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Riolustatusupdate1.png|Riolu claiming he isn't begging for free art.
File:Riolustatusupdate2.png|He claims he was "sidetracked."
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'''Archived versions of most of these journals can be found here:'''
{{archive|47MZK|Claims of less and more realistic forms (He lied about this)}}
{{archive|q8oyQ|Whining about Lisa}}
{{archive|sa3zx|Whining about Micaloon}}
{{archive|ugnAV|TheDancingScout...I guess?}}
{{archive|4kj7d|Deleted one of his Art Jams because it was "worthless"}}
{{archive|g8ZjT|Whining about Oreo}}
{{archive|5mY7U|Another Art Jam journal}}
{{archive|TAYVV|Something about TAKE2008?}}
{{archive|AXyw4|Begging for points}}
{{archive|dpx86|Lied about closing Requests/Art Trades/Point Com's}}
{{archive|5ObZT|"Sidetracked"}}
{{archive|vrwpf|Something to do with satire?}}
{{archive|TTJFk|Oreo Art Jam before it was deleted}}
{{archive|Q737r|Lying about leaving, most likely for attention}}
{{clear}}

[[File:Riolusickpic.png|left|thumb|350px|Riolu and Co's Fantasy World. Doesn't look quite right yet.]]
[[File:Rioluweedpic.jpg|thumb|350px|A better and truthful view of how they really are.]]
[[File:Rioluparodyart.png|thumb|250px|center|Too dumb enough to realize the dangers of lava. Wow, just wow.]]
[[File:Thequestionriolushouldbeanswering.png|600px|thumb|center|Says the guy who also has the mind of a little kid. LOL!]]

==Riolu's "friends"==
{{Achtung|Some of the facts provided here are from his defectors (a.k.a. his former watchers) who are tired of his shit.}}
{{Breakingnews|Oreo left Riolu {{archive|NtlRD}}}}
It should be known that while BlueCatRiolu has many Internet "[[Lie|friends]]," there are some that stand out more than others, and those are usually the ones that have the most influence over Riolu. Generally, Riolu's friends are [[13-year-old boy|younger teens]], and those who either don't care about Riolu's immaturity and creepiness or are unaware of it.

===oreofurryfan===
[[File:Oreoslullabybcr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The way Riolu fantasizes Oreo to be.]]
[[File:OreoBCRirl.jpg|thumb|300px|Oreo IRL.]]

([[Powerword]]: Tristian Mcloud) BlueCatRiolu's <s>current</s> ex girlfriend who lives in New York and was one of many who white-knighted and "defended" him against the evils of criticism and so forth. She is infamous for causing tons of drama regarding how people treat Riolu as well as herself and her "issues" in life including her past. She claims her past was abusive and whines over her friend Clare being killed by Destiny, an "enemy" of Oreo's as well as her mom ignoring and hating her. If this is true or not, no one will ever know even though she wants you to believe it is to give her sympathy. Most of her art is generally similar to that of Riolu's, with used bases and stolen art as well as an obsession over shitty ''[[Undertale]]'' fanart.

It is quite important to note that Oreo is known for doing sexual roleplays. After an incident with {{dauser|SweetBaby-Bladefoot}} in which she did a sexual roleplay in the comment threads, she was later banned from [[DeviantArt]] entirely. She has signed up under several socks that Riolu himself created for her and disguises in order to be with {{dauser|LisaDots123}} who is considered by her to be her best friend. In 2018, she finally decided to leave Riolu for good.

===LisaDots123===
[[File:Lisadots123brother.png|thumb|300px|right|Lisa's brother during one of his gameplay videos. Wait... he is [[Matthew Davis]] with a long hair.]]
([[Powerword]]: Yalisa Martinez) Some random hispanic fag off of [[DeviantArt|DA]], living in [[Boston|Bawwstuhn]], [[Massachusetts|Massive-jew-tits]] who seemed to spark an interest in BlueCatRiolu and they became [[Gay|best friends]]. It is not known why Lisa would want to be friends with such a bad influence such as Riolu other than their mediocre skills in art. Most of her art is generally free of fetishes, but still has the use of the circle tool. Her "OCs" are bland and boring as well, with shitty "stories" that no one gives a shit anyways about. Her boyfriend is also an alleged pedophile who also likes to swing his microphallus around to circle tools and shitty "OCs" with eye bleeding colors using the default color pallet of MS Paint.

She also role-plays with Riolu and his friends as well. Lisa is also close friends with Riolu's now ex girlfriend Oreo. Lisa herself is said to be the girlfriend of {{dauser|Carmenramcat}} which is likely false considering she has a CLOSER relationship with Riolu. As of recently, Lisa is said to have left Riolu but hasn't been confirmed. She is also the sister of youtuber {{yt|u|MuahJoshua}}, a popular YouTube gamer who thinks he'll reach 100,000 subscribers even though it'll never happen anyways and will die like many other low quality YouTube gamer channels unless you're [[darksydephil]].

'''Lisa's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|LisaDots123}} - Her [[DeviantArt]] account.
*{{instagram|lisadots123}} - Instagram
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/LisaDots123/ Lisa's Scratch account.]

'''Her "boyfriend's" accounts:'''
*{{dauser|Carmenramcat}}
*{{furaffinity|ShadowR}} - With shitty ass drawings of Lisa being fucked.
*{{twitter|ShadowRamcat}}
*{{yt|c|UCNjsObZPI0GR69iJu9FAtkQ|Carmen Torrie}} - Does stupid shit [[nobody gives a shit]] about.
*{{tumblr|carmenramcat}}

===Doug-The-Dog===
Doesn't get involved much in the drama revolving around BlueCatRiolu, but is considered to be one of riolu's main "friends." Has a dog fursona named Doug. Considers Riolu to be his first "friend" on [[DeviantArt]].

'''Doug's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|Doug-The-Dog}}
*{{furaffinity|doug-the-dog}}
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Doug-The-Dog/ Doug's Scratch account]
*{{yt|u|UCHMY5AhwS5IlZWHR-AwJhtg|Doug Dog}}

===MartinHamsterHero===
Martin, a 20-year-old [[manchild]] from the [[UK]] is another [[butt buddy|best friend]] of Riolu's who like most who "support" him whiteknights his ass. He is also a Hamtaro fag by his obsession with the anime. He has attended college, but by the looks of his mentality [[idiot|it appears as if he hasn't even finished fucking primary school!!]] Martin claims himself to have been abused by his parents even at the age of 20. As of now, they aren't even aware of his association with BlueCatRiolu. He is constantly depressed and has caused drama because of his "depression."

'''Martin's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|MartinHamsterHero}} - His DA
*{{flickr|sexyman60}} - His Flickr account, which he never uses.
*{{twitch|phantomhunt35}} - His Twitch which he "claims" to be on certain times during the weekends which he isn't.

===Schoolfilmer===
[[File:Schoolfilmerirl.jpg|thumb|300px|right|This is what the hamster pedo looks like IRL.]]
Schoolfilmer ([[Powerword]]: Kim André) is what you would describe as your generally average low key [[deviantArt|DA]] pedo. At first glance at his gallery on there, you'd assume he'd be just another weird fetish artist. That is where you are wrong. Since 2011, Kim has been known for causing some minor amounts of drama and shoving his fetishes into people which including mainly [[inflation]] as well as macro and micro drawings of Hamtaro characters. He is a former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. He also stalks BlueCatRiolu's DA and posts cutesy cat faces. He is also over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism. Kim is the one responsible for influencing BlueCatRiolu around 2015 to start drawing inflation and big bellies in general and has since remained a figure in BlueCatRiolu's group of friends.

'''Kim's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|schoolflimer}}
*{{yt|u|schoolfilmer}}
*{{Gplus|118327842147928687994|schoolfilmer}}
*{{skype|SchoolFilmer}}

===eevee350===
Eevee350, or Umbre, is a typical average young adult user on DA and FA. His association with BlueCatRiolu is mainly minor although he has had moments of drama with him, mainly dealing with his depression and so forth. Some of the characters Riolu includes in his "comics" are owned by this user, including the character "Rose" which Riolu himself drew with her rear inflated. How either of them enjoys something like that will always be questionable. Riolu even got the pic animated by [[Sparkalloon]] which was shitty in itself. Umbre was also exposed alongside Riolu for asking underage girls for pics of their bellies inflated/bloated and pics of them in bikinis Most of these girls were around 13 to 14 years old.

Umbre has left Riolu's side after about a year of creepy bullshit from our blue cunt friend.

'''Umbre's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|eevee350}}
*{{furaffinity|EEVEE350}}
*<s>{{yt|u|eevee350}}</s> Bawwwwlleeted!!!

===Fuckboys and white knights (examples)===
{{fact|'''Please note that BlueCatRiolu has many white knights and fuckboys beyond this list. This list shows the most notable ones who are associated with him and support his [[autism|autistic actions.]]'''}}
[[File:Bcrshitwhiteknight.png|right|thumb|250px|How BCR's white knights actually respond to the hate comments he receives.]]
[[File:Riolugoesapeshit.png|right|thumb|250px|How BCR reacts to hate videos of him.]]
*{{yt|c|UCbBixYq9kiydv_QLlGgDyHg|AngelaYesTomNo}} – A possible 11-year-old who [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmRxJgko0 over-reacted] over [[shit nobody cares about|someone making]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pybRZ72Iwx8 a hate video out of Riolu]. He faps to production logos and makes shitty Klasky-Csupo in G Major videos for a living, like any other kid on JewTube. He also has a presumed sockpuppet named {{yt|c|UCTvI03X2CviTmj7q56PWvqw|VideoYTPEffectsAndLogos666}}.
*{{dauser|asheandcjthepikachus}} – A {{age|1997|12|29}}-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills on par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
*{{dauser|DanXGoodWolf}} – Another inflation furfag who commonly refers to Riolu as a "brother" of his because he's a mentally challenged weirdo. Like Riolu, he creates tons of drama and shit and forces disgusting fetishes like farting onto people.
*{{dauser|darlaltonbearcat}} – Formerly {{dauser|darlalloons26}} and {{dauser|Narayan23456}} Shitty, whiny {{age|1998|11|8}}-year-old Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED, but ultimately ended up getting his own page thanks to his autistic behavior.
*{{dauser|Dungeonation}} – Some random person befriended Riolu,so much so he can be given the account at random when he's under a shitstorm. He also makes a "comic" series called The Mystery Dungeoneers, which in reality are skits with no real meaning that take up 80% of the gallery. Unlike the other white knights listed here, he already made himself infamous on here in ED after he made a [[Sparkalloon|revenge article]] about someone he used to co-own a channel with named Kyle fired him from working on the channel for the drama he was causing behind the scenes and after he attempted to take over the channel for himself.
*{{dauser|dusktheraccoon}} – A baby fur and closet pedophile. Used to A-Log BlueCunt to hell and back, but was later discovered to be into diapers and age regression, and apparently wanted to live with him IRL.
*{{dauser|JustinandDennis}} – A crossover [[manchild]] who has done a ton of artwork of shit he likes, such as ''PB&J Otter'', ''ALF: The Animated Series'', and ''[[Bubsy]]''. Is friends with BlueCatRiolu, and has done some art for him. [[JustinandDennis|Also has his own page on ED.]]
*{{dauser|Konamicode55}} – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on {{dauser|LostinthoughtsA}}. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving {{dauser|Alpha-X01}}. He also seems to have a thing for IRL inflation too like his "big papa" Riolu.
*{{dauser|lamonttroop}} – Creates fake logos featuring the names of Riolu and his "friends." Riolu loves his "Sagwa logos" for obvious reasons. Actually made "vent art" against ED and KF.
*{{dauser|funcuteballoons}} –Formerly {{dauser|Micaloon}} Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores BlueCatRiolu's behavior. Sucks Darla's dick.
*{{dauser|Mysterious-Cat-01}} – Constantly replies to everything Riolu posts pretty much. Types in huge ass paragraphs about [[shit nobody cares about]]. Also makes shitty 30-40 minute videos on YouTube. He is also known for being a massive dick sucker to all of Riolu's "friends". Also known as a 20 year old Canadian babyfur/diaperfur who acts like a toddler when he doesn't get his way.
*{{dauser|tristinm20004}} – Formerly {{dauser|titi20004}} Some random fag who obsesses over Miis for some fucking reason. Makes shitty drawings and "worships"{{dauser|micaloon}}.
*{{dauser|Zero-Cross}} – A grown fucking man who is "friends" with our blue cunt. Likes to write stories about underaged characters from the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise. Publicly admitted in a Discord server that he liked the idea of fucking a 6 year old rabbit. Then his 40-year old mother comes into the call and starts cursing us out. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YPr9mVS2MA 12/16/2018. Unfortunately, part of the recording corrupted, so a friend only had five minutes of audio.

==Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined==
[[File:BCRSagwaterrified.png|250px|thumb|How Sagwa really feels about BlueCatRiolu's treatment of her!]]
[[File:Nickonpbskidsspoutbcr.png|300px|thumb|Riolu actually thinks this will happen like some retard.]]
[[File:Riolucaughtintheact.jpg|300px|thumb|right|The person who posted this on iFunny claims this to be him IRL.]]
Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own [[Copypasta|original works]]. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for little children and even preschoolers. Similar to our beloved [[Chris-chan]], he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random ''[[Metal Gear]]'' music as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as [[Down syndrome|chromosomally exceptional]] as him.

* ''Alien''
* ''Bendy and the Ink Machine''
* ''The Cat Returns''
* ''[[Cave Story]]''
* ''[[Digimon]]''
* ''Freedom Planet''
* ''[[Happy Tree Friends]]''
* ''Heathcliff''
* ''I.M. Meen''
* ''[[Kirby]]''
* ''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance''
* ''[[Metroid]]''
* ''Monster Hunter Stories''
* ''Night in the Woods''
* ''Night on the Galactic Railroad''
* ''OneShot''
* ''Peanuts''
* ''[[Pokémon]]''
* ''[[Resident Evil]]''
* ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat''
* ''Splatoon''
* ''[[Star Fox]]''
* ''Strawberry Shortcake''
* ''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros.]]''
* ''Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin''
* ''Yo-kai Watch''

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==Star Cat==
Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat." Involving basically every cat character in existence, Riolu has taken characters such as Sagwa and given them so many powers that it makes you wonder what goes on in his head when he "invents" this [[Crap|stuff]]. Take a shit story and combine it with misspelled words and a plot that feels rushed and boring, and you have this [[Sarcasm|masterpiece]]. It's about the only story that could come close to being like the notorious [[Sonichu|Sonichu comics]].
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===His "characters" in Star Cat===
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File:Katia in star cat.png
File:Sagwa s promise.jpg|And yes, she's pregnant.
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File:Komasan in star cat.png
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File:Nyx in star cat.png|THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?!
File:Two new members of star cat.jpg
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==PARENTS MUST DIE!!!==
{{fyi|While [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this site]] was unable to reach Riolu's parents via phone, they were able to get a hold of his grandparents. It is currently unknown as to what the conversation was about exactly but Riolu said they told "lies" to them.}}
A common occurrence you'll probably notice with Riolu is how he is constantly bragging over how [[Lie|"terrible" his life is.]] This is shown throughout much of his "stories" and artwork which mostly involve the alledged death of parents. Why this seems to be a common theme is quite obvious. He alledgly hates his parents even though they do a lot for him because they constantly "argue" with him over his fetishes and how he wastes his life online instead of getting a life and working!
===Examples of this in his art.===
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File:Death of my father.jpg|He wouldn't be crying if this was his REAL father.
File:Meeting carla.jpg|Her parents were killed by monsters, hence she ran away.
File:Running awayfirelight.jpg|Firelight's parents "abused" them as a child.
File:Life is hard.jpg|Of course, Riolu would draw this for Martin, seeing how much he HATES parents.
File:MartinBCRedgy.png|Seriously? No need to be edgy, ya know?
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[[File:Riolufathersday.jpg|left|thumb|300px|[[Lie|You really think he loves them?]]]]
[[File:Riolumothersday.jpg|thumb|300px|In reality, he'd probably give out coupons to those willing to MURDER his mom!]]
[[File:Rantrioluparents.png|thumb|400px|center|Yes, Riolu wanted to kill his former friend's parents, just for grounding them.]]

==IRL inflation cringe==
{{Warning|Riolu will try to make you perform IRL Inflation!!}}
[[File:STELLA.PNG|500px|thumb|center|An example of what he says to those rather uncomfortable with the subject.]]
Out of this entire article, this alone probably shocked you the most. Riolu commonly is shown to enjoy IRL inflation after finding out about it from a former friend of his in 2016. Since then, he has promoted tons of drama from him forcing it onto others including minors. He is known to love bloating, [[idiot|thinking it won't hurt you or anything.]] It makes you wonder if this guy is even sane and well, he sadly isn't.
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File:INFLATIONS.PNG|[[No|No, just no]].
File:Rioluirlinflation1.png|Just stop. It's not that hard, damnit.
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File:Rioluirlinflationevidence2.jpg|The instructions to Riolu's bloating "technique."
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File:Rioluirlinflation3.jpg|Luna knows the consequences unlike Riolu.
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He will also try to make you bloat or do other forms of IRL inflation so watch out! He also has a "bloating school" server on [[Discord]], just another of the numerous servers he's created on there. Just do yourself a favor and don't think of inflating yourself IRL, unless you're willing to commit suicide, that is.
[[File:Umbreirlinflationcringe.jpg|thumb|center|200px|Riolu encouraged those like his friend Umbre, shown here to take pics of themselves with inflated bellies.]]

==Out in public==
BlueCatRiolu is so dense that he is willing to expose himself out in public with his fetishes. Even at school, you can see him logging into his DA (even though he's an idiot for failing to know that it's unsafe to do that) and viewing his profile and replying to messages about his fetish shit. You'd think he'd keep his fetish activity a secret, but no, he doesn't.
[[File:Rioluatschool.jpg|300px|thumb|center|Yes, one of his classmates actually saw him doing this! Look carefully with your [[naked]]-eye to see his name.]]
==Drama Sagas==
Since Riolu has become noticed for his drama, many have pointed Riolu out for his actions and some have sparked tons of lulz with him regarding how he acts around others when it comes to criticism and such.

===The DawnAndChoco Saga===
[[File:DawnAndChocoVentComicBCR.jpg|thumb|200px|Right|Vent Comic created by DawnAndChoco resulting from Riolu stealing her eye style.]]
As stated earlier in this article, Riolu was reported to have stolen someone's eye style and use it in his own art. DawnAndChoco pointed Riolu out for this, going as far as to make a vent comic on the controversy and seriousness of the situation. This resulted in Riolu making a Tumblr account where he stated he hated her despite the fact that it was him who stole her eye style.
[[File:Riolutumblrpost.png|thumb|400px|center|He went as far as to create a Tumblr account just to attack someone who accused him!]]

===The LostInThoughtsA Saga===
Around April 2016, tensions started to rise among a user on DA by the name of LostInThoughtsA. It should be known that it wasn't just him pointing out Riolu for his actions but others as well. The drama resulted in Riolu leaving DeviantArt, deactivating his DA and causing many of his "fans" to feel worried and concerned. It should also be noted that he was still on Discord and Scratch during this time. Lost responded to this by creating a [https://lostinthoughtsa.deviantart.com/journal/Why-riolu-should-STAY-deactivated-603567979 journal stating exactly the reasons why Riolu should stay off of DA.] The journal as expected was flooded with insults from various white knights who didn't know any better and those were trying to tell these people off the truth about Riolu. If anything, it just created more lulz.
[[File:Lostinthoughtariolujournal.png|thumb|500px|center|LostInThoughtsA's infamous journal rant on BlueCatRiolu. Notice the number of comments on the journal.]]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/105776317/ Riolu made a video on Scratch] notifying his watchers of what happened <s>like anyone would give a shit</s> and later returned to DA shortly after. He made [https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/106109308/ another video] to "announce" his return.
[[File:Lostnthoughtsariolu.jpg|thumb|400px|center|LostnThoughtsA's Depiction of BlueCatRiolu.]]

===The DancingScout Saga===
In the later parts of 2016, more drama and lulz erupted among the rise of various individuals including a user by the name of DancingScout. DancingScout or also known as Kashi started to cause drama and arguments among Riolu and his "friends." It should be known that while much of Kashi's drama revolved around BlueCatRiolu, some will tell you that he has started drama even with those outside of Riolu's circle of friends.

He is another one with fuck around with Riolu and has been known to act wishy washy around him, going back and forth with hating him and being friends with him. Around the early parts of 2018, Kashi reportedly accused Riolu of stealing a creation of his and filed a DMCA against Riolu. Needless to say, this caused Riolu to once again threaten to leave DeviantArt.
[[File:CopyrightviolationBCR.png|thumb|700px|center|Status post regarding Riolu's DMCA violation.]]
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File:DifficultchoiceventBCR.png|BlueCatRiolu's "Difficult Choice" vent picture
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File:BCRcarstolen.png|Notice how he replaced the original watermark with the Initial D logo.
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===DeviantArt Account Takeover of 2017===
{{Breakingnews|<s>BLUECATRIOLU HAS [[Fail|LEFT DEVIANTART AND HAS LEFT DUNGEONATION TO RUN HIS ACCOUNT]]!</s> '''LOLNOPE [[What|HE'S BACK]]''' *facepalms*}}
On July 24th, 2017, someone got into Riolu's account to announce he was a "[[JoshU2uber|troll defense turret]]," [[Liar|which has to be the most genius plan that will never fail]]. Due to fear of a mass troll attack on both accounts, the journal was deleted.
{{quote|I am Dungeonation! His new DA co-runner and moderator! His Troll Defense Turret, if you will. He has decided to enlist
my help making sure everyone is doing okay and to prevent him from the trolls and people who make him
want to leave every so often. So now Riolu is here to stay and it's nice to meet you all!!
I try to be the nicest person I can be and I think Riolu will appreciate my help! I'm very honored to be his new Defense Turret. <3|Dungeonation, [[JoshU2uber|a random person who you can totally trust with your account]]..}}
And then Riolu proceeds to leave DA, giving Dungeonation his account, no joke. Note that Dungeonation is the same person who had hijacked [[Darlalloons26]]'s account.
[[File:oh_dear__by_bluecatriolu-dbhgcq1.jpg|thumb|Just like the journal, this was deleted hours after posting it.]]
[[File:Dungeonfuckedupbcrsluserpage.png|400px|center|]]

And then Riolu comes BACK with one of the most confusing journals ever seen yet to date:
{{quote|I am officially back on my own account and Dungeonation said this: "Basically, I just wanted to help you out, and meet your friends even closer. I probably wasn't gonna keep it up for long anyway, and we've decided on collaborating on the secondary account you made after I took over. And more importantly, we're still cool. And I think that art from you will drive home it's you."This explains why Dungeonation isn't a bad guy.|The fucker himself.}}
You may have noticed the thing about the "secondary account." Yes, he MAY still be gone on the main, but he's on ANOTHER mainly.
{{archive|eZ3Cq|Journal regarding the July 24th, 2017 DA Account Takeover}}

==Discovering this article==
[[File:4Kidsautisticmessage.png|thumb|center|An [[BFDI|Objectcuck]] whiteknight's [[Butthurt|opinion]]. Notice how it says "piracy" instead of "privacy"]]
{{quote|The real reason they want ED and Kiwi Farms down probably is because they don't want their reputation to be ruined, isn't it already ruined enough though?|One of his former watchers telling the truth as to why Riolu wants ED and Kiwi Farms taken down.}}
{{fyi|One of Riolu's former white knights actually doxxed Riolu's personal information to [[Kiwi Farms]]? The dox was found on a Weebly site that Riolu created back in 2015. They got help from Kiwi Farms member Bluey (formerly Puar), the creator of the thread.}}
Of course, when Riolu found out someone gave his IRL pic to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], he immediately went raging about [[Taking Down ED|taking down ED]], claiming it's "privacy harassment," but failing to note that the site is meant for [[satire]] and is not to be taken seriously, something he'll never understand because of his stupidity. He rages "war" against ED as well as [[Kiwi Farms]], another site he hates for criticizing him because God forbid if he got negative feedback on himself. He even made a server once for taking both sites down, <s>Sure that'll work!</s> NOT! [https://www.change.org/p/encyclopedia-dramatica-shut-down-encyclop%C3%A6dia-dramatica-for-good Riolu also created this shitty ass petition on shutting down ED], an unrealistic "hope" they have.
[[File:Enragedriolu.png|400px|center|]]

There's also the fact that Rio and his white knights wish they could've killed the creators of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] when they were babies, failing to note how both sites got their start in the first place.

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File:Woahslowdownbud.png| If only [[Girlvinyl]] and [[Ichverbot|Null]] saw this coming as babies. LOL!
File:Dontgetmestartedonim.png| So ya don't support [[The Donald|Donald Trump]], eh Riolu?
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The white knights have also said that they wish to kill the editors of this article as well! It makes you wonder if they're [[No|really okay in the head]].
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File:BAAAWWWW.png|[[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWWWW!]]
File:Jonathan Monsarrat Support.png|Rio's white knights support Jonathan Monsarrat's case.
File:Dashersmileythreat.png| <s>OMG we are so fucking scared!!!</s> Seriously though?! Just Stop! YOU'RE GOING TO [[Demon|BE FUCKING POSSESSED BY THAT FAGGOT DEMON]]!!!
File:Edgy Dasher.png|[[Suicide]]? How edgy.
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=== Change.org ED takedown Petition, 2018===
[[File:Take down ED change.org.jpg|thumb|Riolu's latest Crusade, because apparently, ED is killing people]]
Being the autist that he is, Riolu has absolutely no idea about when the best option is to just give up and walk away with what little shreds of dignity(and anal flesh) that he has left, and decided to once again start a campaign to [[Taking Down ED|Take Down ED]] on [https://www.change.org/p/wikimedia-foundation-take-down-encyclopedia-dramatica-for-good-original-petition-by-dalen-dyson?recruiter=866690520&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition Change.org], [[No|because everyone knows that Change.org is something that people actually take seriously and will definitely help him succeed in his mission]].

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==The end of BlueCatRiolu?==
===The interviews===
In June of 2019, several interviews were conducted on Riolu by {{dauser|TheRealist486}}. In the interviews, Riolu confessed to actions of pedophila against minors and other things relating to his past. The first part isn't publicly available to view, but the other two parts are. The second part can be [https://www.bitchute.com/video/KPWCY0w8QcUx viewed here] as Riolu took it down for "hate speech." The third part is still up to watch on YouTube.

{{videoframe||background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>idb2-8I2zmE</youtube><center>'''Part 3 of the interview video with BlueCatRiolu'''</center>}}

===Riolu's mother finds out===
On August 6th, 2019 not too long after the interviews where done on Riolu the police contacted BlueCatRiolu's mother regarding the evidence that was being held against her son. Soon after due to losing the little trust she had in her son when it came to the Internet, she made Riolu delete most of his accounts. Although Riolu was let go by the police after using the autism card, he hasn't been back online with the exception of his Switch account.

==Quotes about BlueCatRiolu==
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Sir I'm gonna be honest

Some of your art kinda makes no sense at all.like "saviors of America." And to be honest it sounds like a 6 year olds fan fiction.
|A [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/21595282/4348254586 comment] on BlueCatRiolu's DeviantArt page, stating the obvious.

|If he values his Catachu bullshit more than education, he needs to get a life.

Does he even have a social life? Does he even have friends in real life? Does he do any activities? If he is 17, he is old enough to get a job. Even if it is at a super market or whatever. He is gonna be a massive fuck up in the future if he has no job or social life. Just expecting people to make him fap art or just drawing the same fap pics.

He won't make money off his art or his stolen content. He has too much taken from Nintendo, PBS kids and whatever the fuck Yo-Kai Watch is. He claims he is making a game, but it won't happen.

He claims his "life" is a mess. His"internet life". So I am guessing his real life is all okay. Yet he uses "Well my life is in shambles! My computer was taken away! I AM GONNA GO INSANE!!"

I do know about him stealing people's OCs or drawing them inflated without their permission. He claims he cares for his "friends'. but he just fakes tears for attention and sympathy. He has his fanbase wrapped around his finger.
|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/riolu947-rioluthebluecat-nicolas-salerno.19365/page-10#post-1985142 Puar], on Kiwi Farms.

|I am aware that his mother disgusts his fetishes quite much and I heard that he gets embarrassed when his mom walks in on him while he draws his inflation pics.
|A [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/riolu947-rioluthebluecat-nicolas-salerno.19365/page-10#post-1985073 friend] of BlueCatRiolu, on his no-doubt disappointed mother.

|For fuck's sake! Don't you think it's a bit too much for a cartoon cat like...holy hell I don't even know how you even come up with this kind of stuff. This type of shit comes from an [[aliens]] movie, not something out of THIS!
|{{yt|u|IndieAnjelo}}'s feelings on [http://bluecatriolu.deviantart.com/art/Impregnated-Mother-Cat-651729618 Impregnated Mother Cat]

|So you took this fucking warrior cat okay? This warrior cat, pokemon, fairy tail oc thing that you made. And then you put William Birkin's Resident Evil transformation on it and decided that this was an okay thing for you to do.

I'm going to give you a bit of advice, I'm gonna give you some sincere advice okay? DON'T fucking touch resident evil. Do not lay your cringey hands on resident evil because Resident Evil is good and you are not.

Do not try to steal things from that series, it is one of my favorites and I swear to god on everything in my very being. I will do horrible things to you if you touch Resident Evil ever again.
|{{yt|c|UCKVkmTO7khEQb9geGoW35rQ|Count}}'s feelings toward Riolu ripping off Resident Evil and placing it in his shitty "doom rage" transformation.

|Update: I stopped being friends with Riolu because he never made any responses past 2 words except that were complaining, and he lied in the past about being able to voice chat.
|An example of how Riolu treats his "friends."

|So it was a few munutes after I broke off with oreo I was distraught cinfused and very upset not in the mood...

A few minutes later riolu watched me and I though meh not too bad...

Then he noted me saying

'Hello I heared you and oreo arent friends anymore it didnt have to end like this here is her fa so you guys can make up'

I instantly blocked his ass and never spoke of him again...

|Former friend of Oreo's shares their experience with Riolu after a conflict they had regarding his "girlfriend."

|Alright so where do I start... oh yeah! The fucking white knights! God dammit riolu you fucking dictator Kim Jong un ass wannabe! I want you to stop playing the "poor me!" Card and fucking man up, take criticism, not send white knights to me (especially konami code), make good fucking art for once and don't use bases, stop acting like you have thick skin when people roast the living shit out of you. Also riolu... how tf are you gonna afford your dream house!?

It's gonna cost trillions and trillions of dollars for you to buy it.... like holy shit. About your girlfriend riolu, she's like a fucking bitchy gold digger, not to mention you're fucking cheating on blossom! (screen shot here) . Oh boy, if I could count how many times you make shitty art out of bases, you say "sorry I'm busy (jerking off to cats)" or you act like you have crippling depression (like that one time he canceled every request), you use so many bases that it should be easy for you to do commissions and requests, oh yeah... stop doing art grabs you fucking cheapskate.

|{{dauser|Alpha-X01}}'s thoughts on Riolu.

|While I was never friends with Riolu, he still pissed me off. Basically, he ruined the fetish community of DA by making shit art that attracted DA kids, whining whenever he got criticism of any kind, made a bad example for the rest of the fetish community, made the rest of the fetish community migrate to FA and Tumblr, used victim play to make all the 12 year olds in the community make art for him, therefore spreading the plague across DA even more. And I was left alone on DA with the said 12 year olds and art beggars when I wanted constructive criticism so I could get better at art.

Not only that, but considering how Riolu was able to get his little Nazis to gang up on ED and KF or when someone was "in trouble" like how his dumb bitch Oreo was "in trouble," Riolu never advertised to a more skilled artist who could have helped me when I needed help with improving art, despite Riolu was a Watcher of mine for a couple of months.
Fuck you, Riolu. I'm not sucking your dick and making free shit for you.

|Yet another person's thoughts on BlueCatRiolu, telling the sad reality of what DeviantArt has devolved into thanks to this faggot.

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==Videos featuring him==
===Videos telling the truth===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6QdA-1VV2KM</youtube><center>'''Deviantart Hours - BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>GzS36ZjICCk</youtube><center>'''GCBC Critiques: BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>e6DY9q0JoZo</youtube><center>'''IF BLUECATRIOLU WAS HONEST'''</center>
|<youtube>PG4Ecu17ljo</youtube><center>'''A rant on one of his white knights, but mentions Riolu in it as well.'''</center>
|<youtube>iBEb5GWqK_Q</youtube><center>'''Why I took down a video (BCR)'''</center>
|<youtube>OALqPwufSjI</youtube><center>'''DEVIANTART EXPOSED: BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>HuQxzQDutj8</youtube><center>'''5 Reasons BlueCatRiolu is a Monster'''</center>
|<youtube>B7B6qMMJ4_U</youtube><center>'''Sailor Sedna's Ship of Rants #12 - BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>Dp1KyKbKs4Y</youtube><center>'''Kashi K (TheDancingScout)'s thought on BlueCatRiolu being investigated'''</center>
}}

===Other shitty videos===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>apfy7XCYmE8</youtube><center>'''One of Riolu's videos which involves him at a [[Hell|Catfe Lounge]]'''</center>
|<youtube>JG0zTeazvjQ</youtube><center>'''The Rise of Charybdis. Don't ask.'''</center>
|<youtube>5d5TFbjxHQo</youtube><center>'''Return of Kronos. What the fuck is it? Who cares, it's just stupid shit anyways.'''</center>
|<youtube>pOcaB9J3T3M</youtube><center>'''Ugh, the voices sound awful. No, scratch that. THE VIDEO IS SHIT!!!'''</center>
|<youtube>UwH5WKB7NmE</youtube><center>'''One of his "brothers" tells people not to speak "badly" about Riolu.'''</center>
|<youtube>W0U0XjlIdJI</youtube><center>'''A birthday video Riolu's "friend" {{yt|c|UCMaeAxrymqDaPNzt7Ddx2Cg|SLN! Media Group}} did. ''' </center>
|<youtube>0RQm1vHbdJQ</youtube><center>'''An even WORSE video that AngelaYesTomNo did.'''</center>
|<youtube>xyhKc2RmpDA</youtube><center>'''A critique video someone did on Riolu'''</center>
}}

==Galleries==

===His pics===
{{cg||bcrpics|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:BCRPlushie.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Do you want a plushie of his OC?]]
File:Rioluirl.png|Normal on the outside, creepy on the inside.
File:BCRyokaiwatch.jpg|[[Manchild|Who]] at Riolu's age has [[Plastic crap|this]]?!?!?
File:Creepyriolu.jpg|[[Demon|Creepy eyes]].
File:Riolucaughtintheact.jpg
</gallery>
|}}
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===His "art"===
{{cg||bcrart|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Edgyriolu.png|IMMA GONNA KILL THOSE KIWI FUCKERS!!!
File:Profile picture by bluecatriolu-march2017.png
File:BlueCatRioluNavirou.png
File:Riolucry.jpg|GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
File:Firelight reference.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Waitng for superman.jpg|He still claims this character is "shipped" with him, despite having a girlfriend now.
File:BelleBCR.png
File:Warriors au riolu.png|His warriors AU which looks nothing like a Warriors OC at all.
File:CustardBCR.png|Note that this is Strawberry Shortcake's cat, Custard. A little girl's cartoon!
File:Starlina the star bunny.png|This was the ONLY non-cat OC Riolu ever created!
File:Ultra nyan.png
File:Riolu reference.jpg|His fursona's "reference."
File:I am rioluyan.jpg|So much [[autism]] in this pic.
File:Gnat attack.jpg|GNAT ATTACK!!!
File:Why can t we all just get along.jpg|So his OC was an ACTUAL Riolu at one point!!!
File:Riolu by riolu947-d9pfb41.png|The famous "ass-crotch" pic.
File:Catformriolu947.png.jpg|The first known pic of Riolu in his current "cat form."
File:Doomrageriolucat.png|One of Riolu's many "Doom Rages." The edginess is high!
File:Trueragenonbloodyversionbcr.png|It makes you wonder if he knows how pissed off RE Fans are at him.
File:Superriolu.jpg|Super Riolu.<s>Not</s> A ripoff of Super [[Sonic]].
File:Return of the knight.png|Oh look, an actual Riolu.
File:Superinklingriolu.jpg|Just one of Riolu's many pics of himself in a ''[[Splatoon]]'' ripoff.
File:Super riolu2.jpg|Another pic of Super Riolu. <s>Seriously, it's just a ripoff of Super [[Sonic]]</s>
File:Calliebluecatriolu.png|Just one of the many examples of BlueCatRiolu's forgotten OC characters.
File:Superdarksagwabluecatriolu.png|Riolu sure loves to make Sagwa edgy and dark, doesn't he?
File:Oreoslullabybcr.jpg|Riolu with his "girlfriend" Oreo who is "singing" a cringey lullaby.
File:Wow Riolu Just Wow.jpeg|Yes. Riolu even reached [[YouTube Poop]].
File:BCR buttsecks impending.png|[[Buttsecks]] impending
File:How stretchy kitty is by bluecatriolu ddbxmkg.png|New fetish acquired.
</gallery>
|}}
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===His fetish "art"===
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Riolu's Fursuit.jpg|Riolu's [[fursuit]].
File:BlueCatRiolupregnancy.png|Radial gradients = instant effort!
File:BlueCatRioluvore.png|[[No|Are you turned on?]]
File:BlueCatRioluSagwa.png|Not even shows for preschoolers are safe.
File:Big water balloon kitty.jpg|[[Inflation|His favorite activity.]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Auanthrofemaleriolu.png|[[No|"Wow, you look so sexy!"]]
File:Lisa s first coke and mentos inflation part 11 BlueCatRiolu.png|How to get [[Diabeetus|Diabetes.]]
File:BCRWaterInflationgirls.jpeg|Let's die with water intoxication.
File:BCR Illusion 100.gif
</gallery>
|}}
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===Garry's Mod pictures===
[[File:BCR - I love Gmod.png|right|150px|frameless]]
Not only does Riolu use MS Paint for his art, but he also uses [[Garry's Mod]] to create shitty 3D pictures (occasionally inflation). This is the result of his brother showing him the game and teaching him how to play it.
{{cg||gmod|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gmod my gmod sona by bluecatriolu dd5oy17.jpg|His God awful fursona.
File:Gmod me and marshmello by bluecatriolu dd6x7sx.jpg|A gay shipping picture of him and Marshmello.
File:BlueCatRiolu gmod art - Renamon inflation.jpg|[[FAP FAP FAP]]</gallery>|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:BlueCatRiolu gmod art - Meowstic Love.jpg|[[FAP FAP FAP]]
File:BlueCatRiolu gmod art - Niko inflation.jpg|[[FAP FAP FAP]]</gallery>
}}

===Art [[Slavery|others have done for him]]===
{{cg||slavery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Thefuck?.png
File:Skycatbirthday.jpg
File:Waterballooncatsbcr.png
File:Riolucentral?.png|A lame pun on Comedy Central based around Riolu.
File:Riolubellycom.png|He commissioned this.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Bluecatriolusplatlogo.png
File:Rioluandcatshelium.jpg
File:Hugebellysittingriolu.jpg|Circle tool art. Most of what little talent Riolu's Internet friends have.
File:Protectingriolu.jpg|What good will this do? Honestly!
File:Measffymonsarahrioluinflation.jpg
File:Fightingwhatfears?.png|Fighting what fears?
File:Clickandriolettefamily.jpg|Note that the cat on the right is just a female take on Riolu himself.
File:Giantlisa.jpg
File:Riolupikachu.jpg|Yeah sure, give him more forms Lisa! As if Riolu himself doesn't already have enough.
File:Bluecatrioluprofilepicture.png
File:Pregnantrioletta.jpg|He said this wasn't how he "expected" it to be.
File:Beachgroupbcr.jpg|Wasted talent....
File:Rubbingembracebcr.jpg|Seriously though, why both Lisa and Oreo?!?!!
File:Indireneedbcr.png|Wart? Really now? And was the addition of Riolu necessary?
File:Pcvorepartybcr.png
File:Dasherbigbellybcr.jpg
File:Bellyrubvorebcr.png
File:Doublenomsbcr.jpg
File:Bcrsnacktime.jpg
File:Pika1upbcrvore.jpg
File:Yukieonbcrvore.jpg
File:Rioluchubbelly.png
File:Bluecatriolu deuueaugh by yukiofjapan-dacxu3s.png
File:FAP FAP FAP FAP.png
</gallery>
|}}
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==See also==
[[File:Lava Inflation.jpg|300px|thumb|UMG INFLATION IS SO HOT!!!]]
[[File:Pokespies.jpg|250px|thumb|He also stole the idea from the same person he stole the eye style from!]]
*[[Asperger's syndrome]]
*[[China]]
*[[Chris-chan]] – Has very similar traits to BlueCatRiolu, including being popular for his drama and ripping off franchises.
*[[Angry Homo Kid|Christianu2uber]]
*[[CloudyEggs]] – A [[BAWWWW|"depressed"]] retard who simularly to Riolu, shows his autistic behaviour on Discord most of the time.
*[[Darlalloons26]] – One of BlueCatRiolu's white knights was so lulzy he got his own page. Then he started repeatedly impersonating Riolu after his exile in 2019.
*[[DeviantArt]] – His "Holy Land."
*[[Detroit]] – He formerly lived in the suburbs of this shithole. [[Idiot|Wanted to drop out of school there!]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]] – A [[Portuguese]] asspie who also faps to inflation.
*[[Discord]] – He causes quite a storm of drama on here as well. Also caused numerous acts of pedophilia on it as well.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Fat furry]]
*[[Furry art]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[Inflation art]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]] – Another site he is featured on that which ironically is owned by a another [[Ichverbot|pedophile]]. Has declared "war" and wants to "arrest" the site.
*[[Kphoria]] – Another infamous vore artist on DeviantArt who does shitty character builders and animations like Riolu.
*[[Matthew Davis]]
*[[Objectcuck]] – Might be one of these because of his 4kids character.
*[[Omegalore]] – He is friends with BlueCatRiolu.
*[[Onyx Forepaw]] – Riolu's "girlfriend" Oreo's precursor. Also known for ban evading.
*[[Pedophilia]] – He's definitely one now that he's over 18.
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Ruining The Internet|Ruining the Internet]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[User:PansexualFag1/Sandbox|Sean Micheal Mckenzie]]
*[[Sexual]] – What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[Shitty art]]
*[[Sick fuck]]
*[[Sparkalloon]] – Makes shitty "animations" out of Riolu's fetish comics.
*[[Tom Preston]] – The precursor of BlueCatRiolu.
*[[Virus-20]]
*[[Yuethedragon]] – Another fan of vore who resided on DeviantArt.
*[[Zoophilia]]

==External links==
{{fatfurry}}
===DeviantART and other main accounts===
[[File:Britishspanking.jpg|200px|thumb|What should be done to BlueCatRiolu.]]
*<s>{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu|BlueCatRiolu}} – His holy throne of autistic clusterfuck.</s> DELETED!
*<s>{{twitter|CatRiolu}}</s> DELETED!
*<s>{{yt|c|UC7iJDI0c8D5HOmItz70ITDg|Riolu The Blue Cat}} – His YouTube account.</s> DELETED!
*{{yt|c|UCumNZ6ynjoWSPX97y83ArNA|Riolu And Friends}} – He created this to showcase animations of his own with the partnership of [[Sparkalloon]]. Later abandoned.
*<s>{{furaffinity|riolu947}} – His Fur Affinity account, which he barely uses. Probably only has it cause Oreo told him to get it.</s> Now disabled.
*{{tumblr|nrs2}} – He only created this to get revenge on {{tumblr|dawnandchoco}} who accused him of stealing her eye style.
*{{tumblr|bluecatriolu}} – Current Tumblr account
*{{skype|facebook:nrs2}} – He abandoned it for Discord.
*{{discord|user|0045}} – Current ID as of 2018.
*{{Gplus|104095216541753554507|Riolu The Blue Cat (NRS2000)}}
*{{Weasyl|bluecatriolu}}
*{{Steam|76561198425399814|Boomerplus23}}
*<s>{{Patreon|BlueCatRiolu}}</s> DELETED!
*{{blog|riolusblog}}
*[https://tapas.io/BlueCatRiolu His Tapas account.] – To where he posted his shitty Poke'Spies Unite comic.
*<s>[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Riolu947/ Riolu947] – His Scratch account.</s> DELETED!
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/bluewhale23/ bluewhale23] – His old Scratch account, dates back to 2010.</s>
*[https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=11604881 boomerplus23] – His Pixiv account which he never uses.
*[https://www.blogger.com/profile/04345303675125819528 Blogger profile]</s>
*{{@|Boomerplus23|gmail.com}} – He only checks email messages for "verification" so just fyi.

===Other shit===
*{{kf|19365|His Kiwi Farms thread}}
*{{wf|BlueCatRiolu}} – His shitty ass article on WikiFur.
*[https://ifunny.co/tags/bluecatriolu iFunny memes] – Memes people have created based around him.
*<s>[http://riolu947.weebly.com/ Weebly] – Some weebly page of his. Appears to be abandoned.</s> DELETED!
*[http://riolusblog.blogspot.com/ Shitty blog Riolu created that he'll probably never use again.]
*<s>[http://undertale-au.wikia.com/wiki/Riolu Undertale AU page] – Shitty wiki article on some ''[[Undertale]]'' fan wiki.</s> DELETED!

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Talk:MediaFan2008

2024-12-29T02:43:05Z

ALostFan: Created page with "It's a stereotype for teenagers to be psychotic cumbrains with antisocial personality disorder, given "MUH WHOREMOANZ", but what disorders does he have besides merely autism and a vague terminal illness? I could easily tell birth defects in some ways, but this page hasn't gone over the way he was born or what his parents were like that result in a birth defect. ~~~~"

It's a stereotype for [[13 year old boy|teenagers]] to be psychotic cumbrains with [[antisocial personality disorder]], given "MUH WHOREMOANZ", but what disorders does he have besides merely autism and a vague terminal illness? I could easily tell birth defects in some ways, but this page hasn't gone over the way he was born or what his parents were like that result in a birth defect. [[User:ALostFan|ALostFan]] ([[User talk:ALostFan|talk]]) 02:42, 29 December 2024 (UTC)

MediaFan2008

2024-12-29T02:15:45Z

ALostFan: added Category:Horrorcows using HotCat

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{{achtung|<s>HOLY SHIT NAPPYFAN’S COMITTING ZOOISIDE REST IN PISS BOZO}}
{{eduser|MediaFan}}
{{Aspie}}
{{lolcow}}
{{child}}
{{offendedKids}}
{{pedo}}
{{Dying|[[AIDS|queer]]}}
{{spoiler|HOLY FUCKING SHIT MEDIAFAN'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A CONDITION THAT WILL WIPE HIS PATHETIC DIAPER FUCKING ASS OFF THIS PLANET WITHOUT OUR HELP LMAO}}

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{{Ibhead|MediaFan2008}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small>February 19, 2007</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[British]]  </small>[[File:miniflagUK.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|<small>Darlington, [[England]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|<small>[[White]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|<small>[[Male]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|<small>Asexual Pedophile</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>Obsessing over TV shows, raping minors, and catfishing people</small>}}
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[[File:mediafamilylal.png|thumb|MediaFan everywhere, and anywhere]]
'''MediaFan2008''' (Powerword: Emmerdale Johno Alan Mcardle) is a {{age|2007|02|19}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] from [[Britfag|The United Kingdom]] who wastes his time doing [[pedophile|pedophilic]] stuff [[OTI]].

As you may or may not have known, Daley here has been recently outed for being a [[pedophile]] since he obsesses over [[fetish|nappies]], apparently has [[wtf|raped a 9 year old, despite him being 15 at the time]], keep in mind that the [[Asking for it|Age of Consent in Great Britain is 16]], and when he gets called out, he plays the autism and victim cards.

==History==
On February 19, 2007, Daley's mother shat him out into the world so he can grow up to what he was destined to be, an [[autism|asspie]] jackass who would basically jerk off to any British Kids Television Programming. Little did he know that what would happen in January of [[2022]] would affect him for the rest of his life.

==His downfall==
In January of 2022, he was outed for attempted [[catfish|catfishing]], this event would basically traumatize his career on [[JewTube]] for the rest of his life. Ever since that day, everyone cut all ties with him. It wouldn't be until July of 2022 when he committed his big crime yet, people literally found out [[truth|the dark side]] of this motherfucker. He literally had [[pedo|sex with children]], whilst under the age of consent, he still fucked up to the point that he literally almost deleted his social media (other than Discord) like the big pussy he is. He has also raided a server by [[EarthLuma]] (formerly known as [t00thpick] at the time), a {{age|2008|09|27}}-year-old autistic pansexual genderfluid ident archiver/[[Logo Kids|logo kid]]/adster/[[Special Education|sped]] who spends a lot of their time on the [[SNCA|fediverse]] and is obsessed with [[chiptune]] music and hoarding various [[Apple]] products, mainly from the [[2000]]s and [[2010]]s. Out of spite, EarthLuma [https://youtu.be/z-MzQrzRcPQ made a very lulzy rant on him.]

In September 2022, in a Discord GC, MediaFan sent videos of children being abused and [[Diogo Mendes|hit on EarthLuma despite him already having a girlfriend at that point.]]
That same month, it was announced in a Discord GC that [[Liar|he would jump out his brother’s window and commit an hero.]]

In December 2022, he made an intro for EarthLuma, which later became the cause of EarthLuma’s ties with many of her closest friends being heavily jeopardised to fucked… So much so that one of EarthLuma’s former closer friend, Selevan, a {{age|2007|06|27}} year old [[asspie]] [[lesbian]] [[spic]] from [[California]] made [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zAdFBsex_NzAaA5qFdeDrjswcX062-_yjpThdp5hPkI this very violent doc about them getting executed.] That very same month, he threatened to book train tickets to EarthLuma’s city, possibly to [[Jeffrey Dahmer|rape and/or eat him]], before December 24, 2022, when he drew EarthLuma getting raped by him. When EarthLuma saw that, she really, really started to hate MediaFan
[[File:EF34C08D-24F9-43AC-BA58-F2943BCDFBA8.jpg|right|thumb]]

In November 2024, MediaFan (under the alias '''bandofgold87'''), now EarthLuma's fuckbuddy at this point in time, would send some retard named Autumn an "assignment" to try to dox Cartoonzrock, someone that had been exposing EarthLuma for being a disgusting pedophile and his diaper fetishes.
[[File:MediaFan's dox attempt.png|left|thumb]]

==Getting ready for his future [[Pedophile|job]]==

In November 2021, MediaFan went into the modmail of a [[GoAnimate]] discord server and asks the mods there for [[CP]]. How anyone continued to like him after that is a wild guess, but a few months later, in 2022, he randomly said on Discord, "''Nappies give me a [[cock|boner]] for some reason''". This caught the attention of EVERYONE in the [[UK]]TV community. And as on the icing of the cake, he wanted to have intercourse with a cartoon character called "Alex", who is a baby wearing a nappy with a blue T-shirt on a YouTube video called "[[Sittin On Tha Toilet|Potty]] Time" made by a [[Utah]]-based company called "Two Little Hands Productions".

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|<youtube>CppecpVZeuI</youtube><br>RIP BOZO
|<youtube>CzERUpA1mLk</youtube><br>If this page is too long for you then watch this you lazy fuck.
|<youtube>jtZYJM-IRRY</youtube><br>He tried leaving [[Discord|Dicksword]] at one point.
|<youtube>y9c2AxAdUeI</youtube><br>Some of his spergery in a voice chat.
|<youtube>djyagU9p6dE</youtube><br>That one time he tried to join a heavy metal band.
|<youtube>2L1o4dGd6YM</youtube>
|<youtube>Ox9G-BJE5B8</youtube><br>In this video he almost tried to commit [[an hero]], keep in mind this "Yomanda" dude [[catfish|was him all along]].
|<youtube>zy05LE8DLfc</youtube><br>Diss track he made on EarthLuma. So lulzy, but it got baleeted.
|<youtube>l2ILHRqiNdQ</youtube><br>Apology to EarthLuma for all the friends and circles they lost. Note that not too long after he made that, he drew EarthLuma getting raped and posted it in a GC he was in.}}|

==LMAO REST IN PISS==

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|<youtube>CppecpVZeuI</youtube><br>In January 2023, MediaFan got diagnosed with an unknown deadly condition, which means his shenanigans will come to an end, hopefully soon...}}|

==Dale's Social Media Accounts==
* {{yt|c|UCBUgVFuhXZwJ7Wc3WpSUP4A|MediaFan's new account}}
* {{tiktok|mediafan2008|TikTok}}
* {{discord|u|MediaFan#2008}} - His Discord Account
* {{discord|u|KFWFan2005#4748}} - This Discord Account might belong to him
* [https://gamejolt.com/@mediafan2008 His GameJolt]
* [https://neocities.org/browse?sort_by=special_sauce&page=1599# His Neocities]
* [https://mediafan.carrd.co His carrd.co page]
* [https://www.discogs.com/release/22748120-MediaFan2008-Saved-Soul His Discogs]

==See Also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Catfish]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]] - {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portuguese]] faggot whose behavior is similar.
* [[Discord]]
* [[IronKidFan8]] - Has a hateboner for him despite being what he'll grow up as. Also lives in the same country as him.
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] - {{age|2004|9|15}}-year-old nobody from [[Illinois]] who might have a strong hateboner for him despite acting the same way as he does.
* [[Pedophile]] - Whilst being under Britain's Age of Consent, he still is one.
* [[Sick Fuck]]
* [[United Kingdom]] - Where this cuck lives.
* [[Willg8686]] - {{age|2003|09|11}}-year-old who acts similar to him.
* [[YouTube]]

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{{Ibhead|Gordon Darby}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small>Oct 3, 1997</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[Americunt]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|<small>[[White devils|The Master Race]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|<small><s>[[Male]]</s> [[Furry]] [[Shemale]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sexuality'''|<small>"[[Pansexual]]"</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>[[NEET]]</small>}}
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'''vypre7''', also known as '''bigjigglyham''', '''UnknownMark.exe''', and formerly known as '''MrCrazyBolt5150''' (Powerword: Gordon Darby), is the most miserable [[neckbeard]] to ever come out of the middle of nowhere [[Arizona]]. His tale of [[Manchild|neuroticy]] is one of [[China|plagiarism]], [[LoveShy|sexual deviancy]], [[Dying Alone|depression]], [[Reddit]] nonsense, a [[Brittany Venti|failed streaming career]], and a major [[want]] for [[90 Day Jane|self-removal]] despite several [[You fail it|failed attempts]], earning himself the definitive title of "Arizona [[Doomer]]". With this very page, it is expected that things are gonna get much, much [[Oh noes|worse]] for him, while we fine folk at [[ED]] can only observe from the sidelines, [[ROFL|pointin' n' laughin']] at his [[lulzy]] [[Tard rage|cryin' n' ragin']].

Gordon, if you happen to stumble across this article, we would like you to know that [[everything]] you do is absolutely pointless, and as soon as you process every bit of information on this article without reluctance, you should, by now, develop the [[Balls|testicular grapefruits]] to [[DO IT FAGGOT|remove yourself]] from this plane of existence successfully.

==Gordon wants to be like the cool kids!==
[[File:BabyGordon.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gordon at [[Baby|Level 1]], with his dead faggot father.]]
[[Over 100 years ago|Once upon a time]], baby Gordon discovers the [[Lie|magical world]] of teh [[internets]]. Days later, he might've stumbled onto baby's first [[RedTube|porn site]], baby's first [[Stripper|desktop stripper]], baby's first [[Evony|erotic]] [[MMORPG|MMO]][[MMORPG Freak Out|RPG]], baby's first [[Sonic CulT|toxic online forum]], and baby's first [[The Pirate Bay|illegal downloading site]], [[Childhood Ruined|purging him of his childhood innocence]] and marking the first step towards the life of a crusty [[basement-dwelling]] goblin; minus the basement, of course, since he lives in a trailer park.

Gordon, now wanting to be like [[Cool Guy|the big boys]], started creating his first [[social media]] accounts around [[2009]]. Life just went downhill from there for the Arizona Doomer, and in [[2014]], his faggot father went 'n [[Dead|croaked]], throwing Gordon into his crybaby [[emo]] phase and making him lose the will to live over the fact that he'll never have his tickly [[ass]] and hairy balls rubbed by daddy's wrinkled hands ever again.

Gordon met Blade (Powerword Unknown), his childhood friend, for the first time during [[Middle East|middle school]]. Based on Blade's [[IIRC]], Gordon wasn't nearly as neurotic back then as he is now, but he still did flip his shit from time to time when even the ''slightest'' things didn't go how he wanted, and each time he did, the entire class had to walk laps around the school campus like a fucking [[hivemind]] until he settled down. One particularly lulzy incident was when Blade tried to get him to stop [[Bawww|bawwwing]] and, out of nowhere, Gordon shouted "[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IT'S CROTCH KICKING TIME!!!]]" and began furiously flailing his legs like a pants-shitting [[Toddlercon|toddler]] in an attempt to kick Blade's [[Ballsack|peenal area]], which Blade managed to evade because of fucking course! Every single freakout after that wasn't as lulzy, and sadly, no known incidents have been recorded and posted on the internets.

==Youtuber history==
[[File:GayLion346.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Babby]]'s first Jewtube channel.]]
[[File:boltanddarkbolt.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Comparison between Bolt and "Dark Bolt"; They look as [[No|different]] as [[Vietnamese]] people.]]
He started [[Youtube]] around 2009 under the name Greenlion346, where he posted [[Tobuscus|shitty gaming videos]] with his crappy [[Wal-Mart]] computer mic and a pirated copy of [[Fraps]]. Much like [[Gender dysphoria|sexually confused]] [[16-year-old girls]] with autism up the ass, he had gone through two different [[Name my band|name changes]] later in his time on youtube, the first being Boltage14, before changing to his more well-known moniker MrCrazyBolt5150. During his time with the CrazyBolt name, he began shitting out [[unfunny]], [[butthurt]]-induced [[Microsoft Sam]] videos, which, despite their lack of humorous quality, somehow managed to gain him some ([[Truth|undeserved]]) [[popularity]], such as a following amongst neurotic [[Underage|kids]] in the [[Closing Logos Wiki|Logo Editing]] circlejerk who constantly [[Brutal honesty|made fun of him]], initiating step two of shaping Gordon into who he is today.

Gordon named his channel after Daxter5150, an obscure Youtube group that, back in the day, specialized in content that was obviously [[Lie|way better]] than his, which he liked and frequently tried to [[Plagiarism|plagiarize]] because he had severe [[Coincidence Detector|ecolalia]]. He was friends with two of the channel's members, [[Spic|Jose]] and [[Jap|Shel]] (the latter was not part of the group at the time), who were members of a [[circlejerk]] called "[[Cool kids club|The Ohana]]", which Gordon eventually [[Newfag|weaseled himself into]] about a year before Daddy Darby's death.

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[[File:GordonCommunityDrama.jpg|thumb|right|175px|Gordon after trying to stick his hand is some SNCA drama.]]
When Gordon was not making shitty MS Sam, [[rants]], or gaming videos, he made crappy [[GoAnimate]] grounded vids out of users who [[Crybaby|hurt his]] [[feelings]] [[OTI]]. A majority of these users were dumbass kids from the [[Closing Logos Wiki|Logo Editing]] fandom, despite Gordon not having been a [[Logo Kids|Logotard]] himself. One kid by the name of [[BrainPOP|Seth Stewart]] managed to [[Triggered|piss him off]] so hard (just by [[Death threats|threatening to kill him in his sleep and cut his penis off]] in a [[Skype]] voice message) that Gordon dedicated several episodes of his shitty Microsoft Sam series to attacking Seth. Gordon, being Gordon, naturally had it out for Seth, making it increasingly difficult to let go of his [[Grudgewank|hateboner]] for him and come up with [[Original Content|new villains]] for a fucking change. The characters he used for antags around this time included [[Hank Hill]], Satan from [[Sega|PuyoPuyo]], Bebe's Kids (because of course Gordon would hate baby shows), some [[Miiverse|ex-miiwhore]] named Ari, and an "evil" version of himself called [[Liquid Chris|Dark Bolt]]. Blade even offered his own OCs, [[Minami-Kousaka|Julius]] and [[Haihaikittyppg|Barin]], as antags to keep Gordoneckbeard from using a [[A-Log|childhood bully]] (ORLY?), but as usual, Gordonigger thought his idea was [[gay]] and quickly went back to having Seth be the antagonist because letting go of a grudge is apparently an alien concept to him. [[Some argue|Legend says]] that Gordon is still butthurt, but Seth, on the other hand, has probably forgotten all about him by now.

After his [[Suicidal Failure|failed attempt at committing nonexist]] in [[2019]], he [[Deleted fucking everything]]. His [[Deleting Your YouTube Videos|shitty series was no longer plaguing]] the Jewtubes, his social media accounts were [[Baleeted|sent to]] [[oblivion]], and best of all, his discord was [[Hax|breached]] and cleared by an anonymous benefactor. Almost a year later, he [[Flounce|shows up again]] under a third rebranding "[[Peanuts|snoopythe3rd]]" (more like [[Not funny|PoopyTheTurd]] LOL), which was [[G2G|quickly abandoned]] after the rest of the Ohana (then renamed to the [[SpongeBob|Peenie Weenie]] club) broke off, at which point he [[Go fuck yourself|ditched]] Youtube completely in favor of a streaming service called [[SNCA|Kick]] (also known as [[Poverty|Po' Man's]] [[Twitch]]) and began using his present dual monikers "UnknownMark.exe" and "vypre7" as well as changing his powerword to "[[IKEA|Mark Gustavsson]]", deadnaming his old powerword like an abused [[Tranny|Troonager]] in a strict [[Islam|Muslim]] household.

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==The Ohana==
[[File:GordonBSOD.jpg|thumb|right|250px|PROOF: Gordon is a computer genius!]]
The Ohana originally started as a collective on [[DeviantART]] sometime after [[2012|the supposed end of the world]]. As you'd expect, it was a group of autists and Tartlets who were glued together by one mutual interest: FUCKING [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]]! Two of its members, Jose and Shel, who were both [[dumb]] enough to be [[Hurr|friends with]] this neckbeard, decided to [[Mistake|include him]] in the Ohana orgyparty. During his time there, he acted like he was the [[King of the Weeaboos|king of the fucking world]], frequently [[R9gay|berating and shunning away]] the male members and making [[Asking For It|creepy advances]] towards the females because we all know Gordon is into [[GOTIS]] bitches and only joined the Ohana to get himself some hairy, smelly, [[Belle Delphine|gamer girl pussy]], aside from [[Quickscoping|OWNING NEWBZ]] and [[Rage|angrily berating]] his fellow Ohana congregates in [[TF2]] and [[Super Smash Bros]]. There was also an incident where he called his friends a bunch of [[niggers]] in a fit of tard rage after trying to install [[Linux]] on his [[Windows]]-based [[Battlestation]] <s>like a complete dumbass</s> because HEZ A [[I have an IQ of 140|CUMPYEWTOR GEENEEUZ]] LOLZORZ!

[[File:GordonTantrumComic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Tartlet's depiction of how Gordon throws a temper tantrum.]]
He eventually got involved in a [[Orgy|Polyamorous relationship]] with Shel and a few other members of this collective, who he also recruited as part of a writing team for Seasons 7-8 of his shitty Error series ("team" is an overstatement, as their ideas were never used because Boltybitch wanted things [[Burger King|his way]]). He frequently [[Domestic violence|abused]] the fuck out of this relationship, the reasons being that there were [[Not gay|other dudes]] involved (ew), and because he wanted to [[Bukkake|hog the females]] all to himself so he could fulfill his [[Wishful thinking|fantasies]] of becoming [[Unrealistic Expectations|an IRL]] [[Harem Comedy|harem]] [[Animu|ANIMAY]] [[otaku|protag]]. His long string of [[bullshit]] eventually caused this relationship to crumble down like the [[9/11|WTC]] <s>[[JEWS DID WTC|thanks to the]] [[jews]]</s>, marking the final step towards him attaining doomer status.

<big>{{quote|I'm done. I'm leaving this godforsaken existence. Fuck all of you.|Gordon's last post on his DeviantShit}}</big>

[[File:Gordon2016.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Accurate depiction of Boltybaby being miserable as usual.]]
Back in [[At least 100 years ago|the yesterday time of 2019]], Shel ([[accidentally]]) sent a [[Hate Speech|long-ass message]] to Gordon [[Truth|calling him a Grade-A faggot]], making him so [[depressed]] that he decided to attempt [[an hero]] for the first time. Literally every single faggot in the Ohana became [[PostSecret|alerted to his wanting to die]], and soon his efforts were thwarted. He spent the next three days trapped inside a [[Creepypasta/The Holders|padded cell]] in a [[Bondage|straitjacket]] (with his disgusting [[ass]] exposed so the [[Pedobear|orderlies]] can easily "[[Anal rape|treat]]" him) in a [[insane|happy home]], deprived of internet and [[Chickenshit|chicken nuggets]]. He was eventually let go after being told by the staff to [[Grow up|grow the fuck up]], which he obviously [[Lolwut?|didn't take note of]] because [[Yes|advice is gay]].

The Ohana eventually turned into a [[Civil War|Republicans-versus-Democrats-type situation]]. Jose, Shel, G, and Blade had the [[common sense]] to [[G2G|ditch the Ohana]] and distance themselves, while Anna, Kodi, "Best" Rob, Milo, and Damon [[BRB Joining ISIS|stayed together]] because they're the kinds of autists who [[Asking for it|easily forgive]].

==Peenie Weenie Club==
The successor to the Ohana, and what was initially intended to be some [[Keemstar|crappy podcast]]. Founded by Gordon and his ass-kisser Blazi, they included some members of the broken Ohana, while Kodi, "Best" Rob, and Damon chose to stay on the sidelines, obviously knowing better than to make contact with Gordon but at the same time not wanting to [[Showing Animals Respect and Kindness|hurt the delicate feelings]] of the gullible friends who [[WTF|took pity]] on him.

This predictably didn't last long, and soon, the Weenies broke up permanently. The deets are as of yet unknown, but it can be assumed that Gordon threw [[Lol|yet another]] [[Sperg|temper tantrum]] at Milo and Anna, causing them to retreat back into their other friends' circle like a bunch of [[cock]]roaches. Milo and Damon still (for some bullshit reason) kept in touch with Blazi, while Gordong was pretty much left [[Dying Alone|friendless]] and began [[Stalking|cyberstalking]] under a new name "vypre7". The others quickly caught on to his antics, leading to Damon having a panic attack and calling his neckbeard ass out while the rest of the party cockblocked his ass.

[[File:DamonMentalBreakdownAtGordon.png|center|400px]]

A couple of months later, the side-orgy gets into a [[Joe Biden|political scuffle]] involving Anna and Damon because it turns out Damon is a [[Democrat|progressive]] [[SJW]] snowflake as opposed to Anna being a [[Republican|pure]], [[Hole|holy]], [[Christian]] [[fangirl]] of that super-amazing Badass mothafucka' [[The Donald]], breaking that circlejerk apart much the same way and leading to Milo and Damon crawling back to Jose and Shel with their [[Fellatio|heads]] tucked [[Sorry Day|between their own buttcheeks]].

[[File:DamonOffendedAtRepublican.png|center|400px]]

==Deadbeat [[Anthony Merino|Rent-A-Cop]] Job==
[[File:GordonDarbyMallCop.jpg|thumb|right|150px|CUMING SOON: Gordon Darby [[Mallcore|Mall Cop]]!]]
After the passing of his elderly pedophile father, Gordon was left in a dilemma. All he wanted to do in life was sit on his fat ass playing [[Doom 4|Doom 2016]] all while being a general asshole, but he had to concede the horrifying truth that he needed to get a fucking job (unlike your unemployed ass), and so he applied for a position as a deadbeat Rent-A-[[Cop]] at a [[Costco|Wholesale Store]], a [[Federal Reserve|Bank]], and a [[Microsoft]] [[Security Faggots|Data Center]], where he would do nothing but [[Masturbation|wank off]] to [[surveillance]] tapes of the [[Sick fuck|women's bathroom stalls]] whenever he wasn't [[Loiter Squad|standing at the front entrance]] looking like a [[piece of shit]]. During this time, he got into IRL political and religious sissy fights with a co-worker, harassed a [[Chris-chan/People#Barbara_Chandler_.28Mother.29|senile old lady]] at the store, and even developed an addiction to <s>[[cocaine]]</s> [[Caffeine|G-Fuel]], causing him to have an [[anxiety]] attack and being rushed to the hospital where he ended up filing for [[Boo boo|medical leave]] <s>so he'd have more time for [[vidya]] and getting [[fat]] off of [[MrBeast]] Burger</s>. Lucky for Boltybitch, his [[Boss Nigger|boss wasn't a tough bastard]] and approved it. However, he eventually got [[fired]] after six months of absence, all because he, with the [[Retard|cranial capacity]] of his [[Hitler|left testicle]], changed his [[Cellphone|phone number]] and completely forgot to notify his [[Final Boss of the Internet|boss]].

SnoopyPoopy [[Ragequit|never sought]] another job<s> since...</s> until about a year later when he applied for the same position again. Let's see how long he'll be able to keep that job until he inevitably fucks up again... >;)

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==GoFundMe Scam==

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[[File:GordonShit1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Even his sibling hates him!]]

As mentioned before, Gordon fucking hated it in Arizona, despite being surrounded by a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|cushy life]] where he got [[Vidya|everything]] [[McDonald's|he]] [[Pr0nz|ever]] [[Internet|wanted]] and with a [[family]] that [[Child Abuse|still gave a shit]] about their hopeless son. He would frequently use his hatred for Arizona to [[Gimme Pizza|extort money]] from other people, which he would claim the money is for his "escape", but would instead [[Chris-Chan|burn it on computer parts, gaming equipment, and other frivolous crap]]. As soon as he lost all of his friends, he and his Gay Lover Blazi started a [[Miss Scarlett|GoFundMe]] to get him out of Arizona, crossing their fingers that some <s>sucker</s> rando would stumble across their [[Slaton Sisters|GoFundMe]] page and donate an exorbitant amount to help Darbytard <s>buy [[moar]] toyz</s> escape from [[Your mom|his bitch mother]] and the rest of his [[cuckservative]] family.
=== Remnants of the GoFundMyBadHabits scam ===
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Gordon's mother [[Oh noes|caught on]] with the [[Jenny McDermott|GoFundMe scam]] and eventually, that shit was [[Abandonware|abandoned]] after her asshole son's most recent [[Kill Yourself|self-deletion]] attempt (see "V& Again" below). The only real donation they've ever received was five dollars from a troll or a gullible retard. Everything else was [[Nothing of value was lost|nothing ventured, nothing gained]].

The page is still up if anybody wants to donate a penny under the name "[[LULZ|Gordon Darby's Dead Faggot Father]]". ;)

==Gordon's Gay Lover(s)==
Despite being a [[virgin]] [[Virgin with rage|with rage]], Gordonigger managed to woo quite a few people within his circlejerk ([[Truth|unlike you]], [[fuckface]]!), namely...

[[File:BlaziBucktooth.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Blazi's ugly fuckin' IRL mug.]]
==== Blazi ====
{{Dying|[[Diabetes|Fat]]}}

'''Blazikenpwnsyou''' (Powerword: Alexander Denny) is Gordon's [[Teeth|buck-toothed]] [[White knight|ass-kisser]] from Bloomington, [[Illinois]]. He looks like a [[Hollywood]] boulevard [[Donald Trump]] impersonator if he headbutted a [[cow]] and got [[Down syndrome]] from it, no doubt dooming him to a life of no bitches. This is especially noticeable with his [[imaginary girlfriend]] Billie, an OC who's been specifically designed to cater to Blazitard's fucked-up fetishes. First and foremost, LaziBlazi designed her so that every piece of attire she wears shows her [[Pantsu|panties]]. No pants, no skirt, just full fuckin' [[Underwear|commando]]. He also has fetishes for enlarged [[Tits and ass|TNA]], [[vaginas]], and [[Scat|feminine discharge]] on his face. He once asked for a [[Pregnant Loli|prego]] commission of Billie [[Pregnophile|giving birth]] and sliding the [[Babyfuck|newborn fetus along his dick]] using her Miigina. But this section ain't about her; this is about the LADA-ridden [[fat]] fuck who's, to date, been the only person to ever [[Gay|truly love]] the Arizona Doomer. Despite this, his love for Gordon has not stopped him from tugging his nasty, foreskin-laden [[Penis|weenus]] to Billie every now and then. He also likes taking pictures of his pecker and photoshopping transparent images of [[Pokemon]] riding on the tippy-top of it since Blazikenfuckspikachu is never gonna stick his wiener into the [[pooper]] of any actual living, breathing creature (and neither will [[you]] ROFLMAO). He posts his Gmod fetish shit on his [https://www.pillowfort.social/Blazikenpwnsyou Pillowfort.]

Like Gorilla gordon before him, he also has his own Error series, which is even more unfunny and chock full of autistic "storytelling" that you forget it even has a story to begin with. And since Blazi is Gordong's dick-kisser, he's obviously going to antagonize the people on his shitlist, especially Jose and Shel, whom he seems to have the biggest hateboners for.

[[File:BlaziBillie.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Billie, Blazi's badly designed OC, traced into his own childish "[[Shit|style]]".]]
Even after all the shit Gordon put him through, Blazi still stuck with him through [[Foreskin|thick 'n thin]] and remains his friend to this day. Gordon would often manipulate him by talking about how terrible his mother is, obviously twisting stories in his favor kinda like [[China]] denying the existence of [[Taiwan]]. These stories were quick to make Blazi infuriated, causing him to make long-ass rants calling Gordon's bitch mother out for her supposed bad treatment of his [[Princess Molestia|distressed damsel]] of a "boyfriend".

Just like with the [[Laura Kate Dale|GoFundMe scam]], Gordonigger's mother caught on and LOL'd her ass off, causing Blazi to feel [[Scared kitty|intimidated]] enough to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|baaaaalete]] the rants. Thankfully, we fine folk at ED were able to capture snippets of the jibber-jabber he [[Shit|shat]] out of his crusty, unwiped, diabetic [[ass]].
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==== Jack Daniels ====
'''[[Alcohol|Jack Daniels]]''' (Powerword: Jack Daniels) is Gordon's only true bestest best best best best best friend in [[Za warudo|the whole wide world]]. Gordon turned to Jack after his Lardass ex-girlfriend [[Break up|dumped him]], and ol' Jacky-boy did his best to pull Darbytardy through some [[First World Problems|tough times]]. Unfortunately, he couldn't pull him through Shel's [[Fuck you|hurtful words]] driving him to [[How to become an hero|suicide]], nor could he pull him through the remaining members of the Ohana [[GTFO|ostracising him]].

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==== Fireball, White Claw, and other drinks ====
Friend of Jack, but [[meh|nothing more]] than an acquaintance to Gordon. He likes to wash down his Jack with a lil' bit of Fireball and/or White Claw. He even considered giving this other drink called Everclear a try but [[never]] actually did (just like how you never actually got a girlfriend despite consideration, LOL). Darbybitch was also known to drink [[SNCA|Smirnoff]] whenever he wasn't [[Blowjob|swiggin']] on Jack.

[[File:GordonsSexyGirlfriend.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Gordincel's GF in the flesh.]]
==== [[IBM]] Keyboard ====
The very object that took Gordon's virginity. Blazibitch bought this shit for him back in 2019 for Valentine's Day (three months before his [[Suicide|audition for that year's Golden iPod Awards]]), to help him alleviate himself of his [[Herpes|blueballitis]]. This isn't bullshit; he started by pressing his dick on the numpad, then started slowly sliding it across the rest of the keys, bringing him to orgasm faster than all the imaginary sex he used to have with his [[Boyfriend-free girl|fugly ex-girlfriend]] on Skype. He would do this constantly, as the sounds of the keys being pressed stimulated his peepee. Definitely a good investment!

==== G-Fuel-Chan ====
Milo drinks things like [[Monster cock|Monster]] or Red Bull, and since Gordon believes that [[Spending too long on the internet|doing things that are the opposite]] of [[Troll|someone you hate]] is the best way to get revenge, started going out with this [[Crack Epidemic|powdered]] chick named G-Fuel-Chan. G-Fuel-Chan went in Gordon's mouth, and [[Goatse|up his butt]], not only because of his hatred for the aforementioned energy drinks per association, but because he also believed it would [[Romans|enlargen his penus]]. Later [[Never Drinking Again|dumped G-Fuel-Chan]] after being admitted to the hospital for an [[Seizure|anxiety attack]], which in turn got him fired from his job as a deadbeat [[Moderator|rent-a-cop]].

==Gordon's Shitlist==
[[File:GordonNeverGotThis.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Gordon and Anna after another satisfying session of internet sex.]]
*'''AnnaTheGameGirl/Nebulanna''' - Gordon's [[Fugly|fat n' ugly]] ex-girlfriend, entitled [[Karen]], regular at [[Fast Food|Culvers]], talentless Tartlet, and avid supporter of that great man [[Donald Drumpf|The Donald]]. Her role in the Ohana was... pitiful. Frequently did free art commissions, [[Role-playing|Tickle RPs]], and tons of [[Cyber Rape|other questionable shit]] with Gordong except [[Tits or GTFO|sending]] him [[n00dz]] (BCUZ SHEEZ KRISHTAN). And whenever he would throw an [[E-Tantrum]] at his circlejerk, she would always try to convince the other members to [[We Apologize|help her throw him a]] [[Pity Sex|pity party]] like an obsessed, overdramatic housewife with [[Stockholm Syndrome]], and would have a [[Hissy Fit|panic attack]] whenever they said no to her. Finally had the guts to dump Gordon's hairy ass in 2019, leading to his [[Alcoholism]] and even being a key factor in his first [[Pseudocide|An Hero attempt]]. Despite this, the only thing she wouldn't do for him was [[Tits or GTFO|send]] [[n00dz]].
[[File:GordonShittyAriEdit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|One of Gordon's edits to Ari's little kid comments.]]
*'''Ari''' - Some piece of GOTIS [[Jailbait]] that constantly got into [[Internet sissy fight|internet sissy fights]] with Gordon, because we all know that all manchildren are prone to getting into [[Shitting Dick Nipples|Keyboard Wars]] with actual children OTI, provided of course they haven't developed [[Onision|predatory]] tendencies with them, which Arizona Neckbeard thankfully [[Lie|didn't]] with this bitch (or maybe he did, IDK).
*'''Bladehero22/MysticBlade''' - Someone Gordon used to go to school with and another former member of the Ohana, as stated previously. Much like Jose and Shel, he cut Vypervert's ass off after seeing how much of a greaseball he's been molded into. Before all that, he constantly let himself get jumped on and used as a meat shield by his "[[Lie|childhood friend]]" because he knew how delusional Gordon was and took pity on him (much like everybody else did and how Blazi still does).
*'''Damon/Dee''' - Another talentless tartlet, 1337 [[HAXED|HAX0R]] who broke into Boltybaby's abandoned discord, and [[Offended|internet vigilante against]] the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|hate machine]] who clearly didn't get the memo that [[Truth|picking on children and autistic people OTI is actually pretty cool]]. Just as prone to panic attacks as Anna, and much like the other males in the Ohana, was constantly [[Foot Fetish|stepped on]] by Supreme Emperor Gordon. Was recently outed for pedophilia along with his [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|troony]] lover Milo and has a habit of forgiving Blazi for fucking shit up.
*'''Daxter5150''' - As stated before, Gordontard used to be a fan of this shitty Youtube group and used to congregate with two of its members in the Ohana circlejerk. When the shit hit the fan back in 2019, he made them his [[hatefag|sworn enemies]] like a butthurt little kid who got told on by a [[Concerned Parent]] and tried numerous times to upstage them, plagiarize them, and even defame them only for each attempt to fall flat and him to be [[Threatening suicide|driven to An Hero]] immediately afterward.
**'''[[Florida|Jose]]''' - The only original member of the channel, the person who used to be [[Fangirl|idolized]] to all [[hell]] by Gordon, and the one who deprived him of his 2019 [[Golden iPod]] award. Was often (but not always) spared from any harsh treatment from Darbaby during his time in the Ohana, but eventually got a big fat "fuck you" from him as a thanks for saving his life. He's also really fucking fugly, as pretty much all [[Cuba|Cubanos]] are.
**'''[[New Zealand|Shel]]''' - Gordon's relationship with Anna did not stop him from [[Misogyny|making advances]] on other GOTIS bitches. And despite Shel being just as fugly as her Spic boyfriend, she was nevertheless still among the unfortunate ladies to get picketed for [[Sex by association|peepee stimulation]] by Gordon and had to constantly put up with him [[Angery|freaking out]] at her, with the worst incident being during a TF2 session, probably because she was better at the game than him. Also constantly owned his ass at Smash and PuyoTet, with the latter being used on a crusty Windows 7 dinosaur computer. Sent him a [[Nobody likes you|mean message]] in 2019, causing the Ohana to shrink down (like [[Micropenis|ur penis]] LOLOLOLOLOL) and making him want to [[Kill Yourself|kill himself]].
**'''The other members''' - Meanwhile, he harbored a deep hatred for Shawn and Flynn, the other two members of the channel, simply because they were [[The Best|better]] friends to Jose and Shel than he ever was. Shawn is a [[Trailer Park Boys|half-Canukistani]] nerd from [[New York]], while Flynn is a [[Injun|Feather nigger]] and [[Sega]] fanboy from [[California]] (ironically the same state where Gordon was born). All things considered, those two, and pretty much every other former member of the channel, did the right fucking thing and [[Ain't nobody got time for that|stayed out]] of the Ohana.
[[File:GordonGayKissTheSims.jpg|thumb|right|175px|The Sims screenshot that started his [[Homophobia|gayphobia]], despite him being an [[Streisand Effect|SJW snowflake]].]]
*'''GWizard777 ([[Good Korea|Good Rob]])''' - Of all the male members of the Ohana, this guy was the one Gordon pushed around the most. Like Blade, Darbytard constantly made him his butt-monkey and even made several unfunny, depreciating jokes about him in his videos, all because of a screenshot depicting them kissing each other in [[The Sims]]. At first, G thought it was nothing more than juvenile teasing and dismissed it, but became more and more [[Sus|weary]] of his bullshit as time kept growing (unlike your penis LOLOLOLOL). Was the first to [[G2G|leave]] the Ohana before Gordong's first attempt to [[Shotgun mouthwash|commit die]] in 2019 and managed to convince everyone else except Blazi to GTFO out of there. Unfortunately, he couldn't convince Anna, Damon, Kodi, Milo, and the other Rob to stay away from Gordonigger as soon as he [[Flounce|returned]].
*'''LandmarkSpring/DealingOctoling ([[Best Korea|Best Rob]])''' - Now, this guy's [[Yes|DEFINITELY]] a Grade-A faggot, seeing how he's a [[Canada|Canuckistani]] with a taste for children and RP personas. Was the [[Boyfriend|foybriend]] of Kodi before she decided not to give him her [[tits|hairy nipples]] & [[Pussy|coochie]] and dumped his ass, pretty much reducing him to the status of an [[MGTOW|incel nobody]] who needs to [[Suicidechan|do the world a favor]], and we don't mean in [[You fail it|the ways]] that Gordontard tried...
*'''Maudiewanna50/Seth''' - Some annoying kid on the internet from back in 2013-15 whose antics inspired a plethora of GoAnimate grounded vids getting made out of him. Threatened to kill Gordon in his sleep and snip off his peener in a Skype voice message, but since he was a dumb little kid, he didn't actually go through with it. This still did, however, make Gordon angry enough to dedicate several episodes of his shitty Error series to antagonizing Seth and even shat out crappy Grounded vids out of him. About a year later, Daxter5150 made their own Grounded series out of Seth, and it was [[Lie|way better]] than Gordong's.
*'''Milo''' - Another (YOU GUESSED IT) former member of the Ohana and [[Youtube Poop|ex-Youtube Pooper]]. Became [[FTM]] sometime after leaving the group, obviously upsetting Gordon. Angry from being deprived of GOTIS pussy once again, Gordon begins harassing Milo OTI using the same, rehashed "I'm going to [[Anal rape|rape]] you" threats taken from 2010's-era raging [[Xbox Live]] [[Tryhard|tryhards]], and even demanding <s>she</s> he [[Never|go back]] to being female. When Milo cut him off for the last time (after Gordonigger announced plans to move to [[Alabama]] to live with <s>her</s> him and Damon but they said LOLNO), Gordon made yet another failed attempt to [[Kurt Cobain|exhaust his own lifelines]] (see "V& Again" below). Also is quick to easily forgive Blazi every time he fucks up.
*'''Pixelboid/Kodi''' - Revulsive GOTIS Tartlet with hairy nipples, a nasty coochie, a [[Shotacon]] complex, and Gordon's fat ex-girlfriend's ex-bestie from the [[United Kingdom|land of buck-teeth and Fish n' Chips]]. Was yet another object of Gordontard's "[[Raep|affections]]" before she predictably stopped being friends with him upon his breakup with Anna. Friendship ended with Anna after the both of them got outed for "[[stealing]]" OCs that they probably drew and/or helped design.
*'''[[UTTP]]''' - Yes, Gordonfag was yet another victim of the [[Tommy Parky|UTubeFailPolice]] hurting his delicate feelings. Had a hate boner for one of its members, Stephen Larson in particular, not just for his association with the UTTP, but because he was a [[Philippines|Pinoy]], certifying Gordon as a [[KKK|grand wizard]] in addition to a [[God Hates Fags|fag killer]].
*'''[[Your Mom|His Own Mother]]''' - In case it wasn't already made clear, Yes. Darbytard hates the supposedly vile witch that projectile [[Birth Control|shat him]] into this world. Not because she was [[CP|physically or emotionally abusive]] or any of that, but because she made him and the rest of the family move to the Arizona desert to care for his [[Old|aging]], right-wing, Christian [[Lemonparty|Grandfather]], to help them get more in touch with our lord n' savior Jesus Christ, and to offer their support for that badass pussygrabber who's saving America: [[Bad Vlad|The Donald]]! Gordincel, having been tainted by [[ZOG|SJW brainwashing]], does not like any of this, and since he's too [[lazy]] and entitled to do anything, he can only resort to [[Cry|bitching and whining]] about how much he hates his wrinkly hunk of [[MILF|leftovers]] of a mother.

==[[V&]] Again==
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Around the end of September 2023, Gordonsperg realized his GoFundMe scam, his [[Cocktease|sexual advances]] towards Milo, and pretty much his entire [[life]] now that we think about it, wasn't going anywhere at this point, and he made another failed attempt at [[Kys|self-delete]]. His butt-boy Blazi was the first to find out what his shemale princess was gonna do to himself and [[Reportfag|DIALED FUCKING EVERYBODY]] within Gordon's vicinity to come to his rescue. Fortunately for those involved, the fat fuck was, as usual, in [[ROFLMAO|no immediate danger]], and he was soon strapped into the [[Waaaambulance]] and hauled off to the nuthouse, <s>where he's gonna spend the next 90 days to a year [[Prison rape|taking it up the ass]] from the [[Bubba|creepy orderlies]]. Reap what you sow, faggot!</s> DISREGARD THAT, THEY JUST KEPT HIM FOR THREE DAYS LIKE LAST TIME. Feel free to whine about him not being [[Almost raped|held longer]] in the discussion tab.
[[File:GordonShit2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Gordongs's online butt-boy's Facebook post about saving his life (worded as if he was Roleplaying).]]
Around the same time, LazyBlazi exchanged [[Discord]] messages with [[Gullible|Damon]], claiming that he's "[[Lie|breaking up]]" with Darbyemo for a year, meaning that he didn't completely break up with his fat ass for the last and final time as he should've and <s>is gonna get back together with him on precisely September 22nd [[2024 Eclipse|2024]], provided Gordon the Tasmanian Devil doesn't [[Never going to happen|'successfully' off himself]] by then</s> LOL he predictably got back in touch with him shortly after because he suffers from severe Stockholm Syndrome and enjoys the taste of Arizona Cactus Cock.
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Shel, still bitter about how she was constantly stepped on by Supreme Emperor Gordonipple, found out about Blazi reconnecting with him after browsing through shitty art on [[Google]], then remembered how Blazi flunked an Art class in school and decided to use his crappy [[Gmod]] "artwork" as references, leading her to Blazi's page on a late-2000's-esque [[Bolt|Myspace clone]] called SpaceHey, which was obscure enough to keep LaziBlazi and Darbytard under the radar. Or so they thought...

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It wouldn't be long until Milo and Damon discovered this and called Blazi's diabetic ass out over it, even though they should've done the right thing and told him to go eat his imaginary girlfriend's [[Pamperchu|diapers]]. Why they chose not to break away from his fat ass is anybody's [[Welp|guess]].

==Fur-Trooning Out==
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On August 27th 2024, Gordon, having been drained entirely of all his sanity, has officially [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|rejected his humanity]] and masculinity. Lord only knows whether or not he's gonna buy a fursuit and bring that shit to work with him...

==Doomer's Gallery==
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File:ArizonaDoomer.png
File:BlaziMyspaceCloneInspectTool.png|A more ideal edit of LaziBlazi's <s>Myspace</s> SpaceHey.
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File:BoltHeartRippedOut.png|Being DARK AND EDGY.
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File:vypreeatingass.jpg|As if anyone or anything would be willing to eat his hairy, smelly ass.
File:BoltBackInTheDay.jpg|Bolt, back in the good ol' days.
File:BoltEvenYounger.jpg|An even younger Bolt, after having been [[Raep|violated]] by Maudiewannashitty.
File:GordonsHouse.jpg|HIS DOX
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File:BoltFedoraFag.jpg|I came to PWN N00BZ and Fuck Bitches, and I'm gonna fail at both!
File:JailbaitConfession1.jpg|Part 1 of some trooner talking about how Gordon molested <s>him</s> <s>her</s> them.
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== See also ==
*[[Bipolar Disorder]] - Being a closet emo, Darbytard suffers from this.
*[[BPD]] - Another one of Gordong's behavioral traits.
*[[Camhead]] - Did the same shit but realized the error of his ways and left the internet to embrace real life (unlike you, faggot!)
*[[Depression]] - Crutch to get what he wants.
*[[Diogo Mendes]] - Gordonipple if he was a Portuguese Logofag.
*[[Dying Alone]] - It has been prophecized that Gordon will be all alone in his last moments of life as he lays motionless crying himself to permanent sleep.
*[[EDP445]] - Gordonigger if he was a- well... nigger! XD
*[[Glitchlov]] - Gordon look-a-like who thankfully didn't make this page.
*[[Golden iPod]] - The greaseball's long-sought prize of his dreams, and what he's likely to achieve soon (and you too, hopefully).
*[[Homeless]] - Gordon's future, provided he hasn't killed himself or got sent to a sperghouse by then.
*[[Incel]] - What he's been reduced to.
*[[Joey The Autist]] - Dramatic re-enactment of what Boltybitch puts his mother through on a daily basis.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - Long lost brother?
*[[Le wrong generation]]
*[[MediaFan2008]] - [[England|Jolly ol' Gordon if 'is doiet conshishtid o' Fish 'n Chips & Tea Toime.]]
*[[Pansexual]] - Claims to be one, but is actually [[Straight|Rapesexual]].
*[[RAGE]] - Something Gorilla Gordon is prone to if he doesn't get his way.
*[[Rape]] - What he never got to do, but probably roleplayed with Anna.
*[[Vyond]] - Used this to make grounded vids out of people who hurt his feelings.

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*{{steamgroup|shadowzoneentertainment|Abandoned Steam Group for his shitty error series}}
*[https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1srpo9g Twitlonger post from his fat ex. Basically a final "fuck you" to him.]
*[https://twitter.com/starpastiche/status/1487651306361786372 Twitter rant from another troon that Gordon wanted to get with.]
*<s>[https://www.tumblr.com/bolts-w1th0ut-nuts Whole ass Tumblr dedicated to putting Darbybaby on welfare for the rest of his life.]</s> (gone)

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BlueCatRiolu

2024-12-27T05:30:44Z

ALostFan:

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{{quote|Just a cute little kitty~|How Riolu views himself.}}
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{{ibhead|<big>'''BlueCatRiolu/Riolu947'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Nicholas R. Salerno}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt|American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| February 19, 2000}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Michigan}}
{{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|bluewhale23; Riolu947}}
{{ibrow|'''DeviantArt'''|<s>{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu}}</s> BAWWWWWWLETED }}
{{ibrow|'''YouTube'''|<s>{{yt|c|UC7iJDI0c8D5HOmItz70ITDg|BlueCatRiolu}}</s> BAWWWWWWLETED}}
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'''BlueCatRiolu''' (also known as '''Riolu The Blue Cat''' or simply '''Riolu''', [[Powerword|powerword]]: '''Nicholas Salerno''') is a {{age|2000|02|19}}-year-old cat-obsessed, narcissistic, chode-gargling fuckstain pedophile, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on [[DeviantArt]]. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in [[MS Paint|Microsoft Paint]], freeing the other hand for [[Fap|more important activities]]. This [[Shart|art]] of his has the consistent quality of [[Chasethehedgehog|blocky, aliased shit]], always containing [[Andrew Dobson|inflation]], [[Vorarephilia|vore]], and other disturbing fetishes (like [[Gay|shipping same genders]] allegedly).

When not posting his scribblings, BlueCatRiolu enjoys his time on DeviantArt by begging for Points or a Core membership, and [[North Korea|writing hate journals about people who criticize him]], while linking to them in said journals. These call-out journals have predictably created a strong animosity towards BlueCatRiolu, and as such he must be constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who stand ready to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism and his [[defector]]s.

The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over 1,000,000 page views in a span of six years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers, such as the [[GoAnimate]] community. In recent years, he's also been accused of convincing minors to give him pictures of their bellies inflated over on [[Discord]].

==Years before becoming a furry demon today==
{{quote|Stop it! [[Angry Homo Kid|You're insulting me]]! :(| Riolu being his butthurt self in 2014.}}
[[File:BCRoriginalocdesign.png|thumb|200px|BlueCatRiolu's original Riolu OC design.]]
[[File:Scratchdramabcr2014.png|thumb|200px|Even as a 14-year-old, Riolu failed to understand how the Internet works and got butthurt over stupid shit.]]
BlueCatRiolu's presence before signing up on [[DeviantArt]] is one that's quite interesting. His story dates back to 2010 (when he was the same age group as [[ChristianU2ber]]) when he first signed up for [[Scratch]], an educational site dedicated to [[shit nobody cares about|games and videos]]. He initially used an OC based off the actual Pokémon Riolu, [[Original|which was named Riolu]], a name which he still uses.

As he still is today, Riolu was completely obsessed with cats and [[Pokémon]], inserting his obviously copyrighted and stolen Riolu "OC" into his Scratch projects, which were mainly remixes of projects other people with [[ChristianU2ber|more creative mindsets did before him]]. He even went the road to include a backstory on his entire life leading up to him signing up for his [[autism|holy grail of autistic bullshit that he calls DeviantArt]]. Jesus Christ, he made autistic furries look horrible!

According to [[Defector|some individuals]], Riolu's antics involving cats date back to around 2004. He said in the now deleted journal that he had a [[MLG|strange dream involving cats]]. Keep in mind that he was only around 4 at this time. He also claims to have watched ''Sagwa'' as a young child as well, which contributes to why he made its titular character his "waifu." Riolu also claims he started "drawing" as early as the age of three (even though his art doesn't show much improvement), drawing characters from ''101 Dalmatians''. He found out about [[Scratch]] through his school, which more than likely helped him get into social media, a mistake his family would greatly regret for the rest of their lives.
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===What do we think of his childhood?===
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==His early days on DeviantArt==
[[File:Bcrearlydescription.jpg|thumb|250px|Keep in mind he still ships Riolu with "Blossom."]]
[[File:Riolu20122018withtext.jpg|thumb|250px|Top part from 2012 and Bottom part from 2018. Notice anything abnormal about this?]]

Riolu originally signed up for [[DeviantArt]] on April 21st, 2012. As with his existing Scratch account, he posted poorly-drawn pics of his Pokémon "OC" 'Riolu' in various different and edgy scenarios. He started out like any typical user on DeviantArt does. Few watchers and few pageviews. He continued doing all of this until the later part of 2014, which is when he introduced his new godawful, uncreative Gary Stu fursona: Riolu the Blue Cat. As seen with most autistic users on DA, Riolu began to cause massive amounts of drama on the site. Riolu also started posting journals that constantly rambled on about his "friends," or how his life was, and so on.

A year later, his "friend" {{dauser|Schoolfilmer}}, a typical low-key pedo who stalks minors, decided to influence Riolu into drawing [[inflation]] and other cringy fetishes. This helped set the tone for the rest of the events that led up to where Riolu is now. This also explains why Riolu has so many pageviews and watchers compared to most members of DA who have been on the site as long as him, yet still have little to no "popularity" to them. "Popularity" as in people enjoying the lulz Riolu creates.

===Some of Riolu's earliest activities on DA===
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File:Bcrfirstjournal2012.png|First ever journal on DA. Notice how many emojis he used.
File:Carlabcrpregnant2014.jpg|Another early pregnant "drawing" from him.
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==Stellar character design==
BlueCatRiolu's OC is a generic blue-colored cat named Riolu, a name derived from [[Lucario|Lucario's]] [[babyfur|baby form]]. Riolu's design is a direct rip-off of Happy from ''Fairy Tail'', except it wears a collar that has a Poké Ball tag on it. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. [[Mary Sue|His character has no real flaws]] or personality, other than being a [[Gary Oak|Gary]] [[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|Stu]]. Its variations include six cringe-inducing, edgy "rage" mode forms, as well as an [[Splatoon|Inkling]]. It is also common that he'll reuse bases he created himself, showing a sign of laziness. BlueCatRiolu responds to any criticism of this character very negatively, even if it's from a friend who's simply trying to help him. He also stole another artist's eye style which will be later discussed in this article.
[[File:Riolu reference.jpg|500px|center]]

==Wanting attention==
Unable to do anything original, [[Cheeyev|he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression]] and why it entitles him to your asspats. Most [[lolcows]] do all sorts of tactics in order to gain attention, regardless if it's positive or negative. The notable ones, including BlueCatRiolu will do anything to get attention, including journals and status updates on [[DeviantArt|DA]]. It's pretty common that he'll post at least one status update or journal in a week, gaining up to more than twenty comments of total [[autism|autistic]] bullshit. Of course, most detail his banal life issue, such as his issues with friends leaving him, generally because they found the [[Truth|truth about him]]. Most comments are generally those who see Riolu as their friend, even though he doesn't give a shit about them.
{{Collapsegallery|Notable attention journals he's made on DA|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Rioluattentionjournal1.png|You're the one lying, dumbass!
File:Rioluattentionjournal2.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal3.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal4.png|He confesses himself to having a fetish, but NOT a sexual one.
File:Rioluattentionjournal5.png|Oh BAWWWWWWWW!!!!
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Rioluattentionjournal6.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal7.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal8.png|Riolu hates satire. Pussy.
File:Rioluattentionjournal9.png|He lied about closing them.
File:Rioluattentionjournal10.png|Proof that Riolu clearing begged for points.
File:Rioluattentionjournal11.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal12.png|Riolu begging people to HELP his "girlfriend."
File:Rioluattentionjournal13.png|This person was reported to have notorious anger problems, much like Riolu.
File:Rioluattentionjournal14.png
File:Rioluattentionjournal15.png|Him begging people to help his precious Lisa from deactivating.
File:Rioluattentionjournal16.png|It's still shit though.
File:RioluFAJournal.png|Riolu venting on about a friend leaving Oreo. Currently the only journal he wrote on FurAffinity.
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=#ffffff}}
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{{Collapsegallery|Notable status updates he's made on DA|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Riolustatusupdate1.png|Riolu claiming he isn't begging for free art.
File:Riolustatusupdate2.png|He claims he was "sidetracked."
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=#ffffff}}
'''Archived versions of most of these journals can be found here:'''
{{archive|47MZK|Claims of less and more realistic forms (He lied about this)}}
{{archive|q8oyQ|Whining about Lisa}}
{{archive|sa3zx|Whining about Micaloon}}
{{archive|ugnAV|TheDancingScout...I guess?}}
{{archive|4kj7d|Deleted one of his Art Jams because it was "worthless"}}
{{archive|g8ZjT|Whining about Oreo}}
{{archive|5mY7U|Another Art Jam journal}}
{{archive|TAYVV|Something about TAKE2008?}}
{{archive|AXyw4|Begging for points}}
{{archive|dpx86|Lied about closing Requests/Art Trades/Point Com's}}
{{archive|5ObZT|"Sidetracked"}}
{{archive|vrwpf|Something to do with satire?}}
{{archive|TTJFk|Oreo Art Jam before it was deleted}}
{{archive|Q737r|Lying about leaving, most likely for attention}}
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[[File:Riolusickpic.png|left|thumb|350px|Riolu and Co's Fantasy World. Doesn't look quite right yet.]]
[[File:Rioluweedpic.jpg|thumb|350px|A better and truthful view of how they really are.]]
[[File:Rioluparodyart.png|thumb|250px|center|Too dumb enough to realize the dangers of lava. Wow, just wow.]]
[[File:Thequestionriolushouldbeanswering.png|600px|thumb|center|Says the guy who also has the mind of a little kid. LOL!]]

==Riolu's "friends"==
{{Achtung|Some of the facts provided here are from his defectors (a.k.a. his former watchers) who are tired of his shit.}}
{{Breakingnews|Oreo left Riolu {{archive|NtlRD}}}}
It should be known that while BlueCatRiolu has many Internet "[[Lie|friends]]," there are some that stand out more than others, and those are usually the ones that have the most influence over Riolu. Generally, Riolu's friends are [[13-year-old boy|younger teens]], and those who either don't care about Riolu's immaturity and creepiness or are unaware of it.

===oreofurryfan===
[[File:Oreoslullabybcr.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The way Riolu fantasizes Oreo to be.]]
[[File:OreoBCRirl.jpg|thumb|300px|Oreo IRL.]]

([[Powerword]]: Tristian Mcloud) BlueCatRiolu's <s>current</s> ex girlfriend who lives in New York and was one of many who white-knighted and "defended" him against the evils of criticism and so forth. She is infamous for causing tons of drama regarding how people treat Riolu as well as herself and her "issues" in life including her past. She claims her past was abusive and whines over her friend Clare being killed by Destiny, an "enemy" of Oreo's as well as her mom ignoring and hating her. If this is true or not, no one will ever know even though she wants you to believe it is to give her sympathy. Most of her art is generally similar to that of Riolu's, with used bases and stolen art as well as an obsession over shitty ''[[Undertale]]'' fanart.

It is quite important to note that Oreo is known for doing sexual roleplays. After an incident with {{dauser|SweetBaby-Bladefoot}} in which she did a sexual roleplay in the comment threads, she was later banned from [[DeviantArt]] entirely. She has signed up under several socks that Riolu himself created for her and disguises in order to be with {{dauser|LisaDots123}} who is considered by her to be her best friend. In 2018, she finally decided to leave Riolu for good.

===LisaDots123===
[[File:Lisadots123brother.png|thumb|300px|right|Lisa's brother during one of his gameplay videos. Wait... he is [[Matthew Davis]] with a long hair.]]
([[Powerword]]: Yalisa Martinez) Some random hispanic fag off of [[DeviantArt|DA]], living in [[Boston|Bawwstuhn]], [[Massachusetts|Massive-jew-tits]] who seemed to spark an interest in BlueCatRiolu and they became [[Gay|best friends]]. It is not known why Lisa would want to be friends with such a bad influence such as Riolu other than their mediocre skills in art. Most of her art is generally free of fetishes, but still has the use of the circle tool. Her "OCs" are bland and boring as well, with shitty "stories" that no one gives a shit anyways about. Her boyfriend is also an alleged pedophile who also likes to swing his microphallus around to circle tools and shitty "OCs" with eye bleeding colors using the default color pallet of MS Paint.

She also role-plays with Riolu and his friends as well. Lisa is also close friends with Riolu's now ex girlfriend Oreo. Lisa herself is said to be the girlfriend of {{dauser|Carmenramcat}} which is likely false considering she has a CLOSER relationship with Riolu. As of recently, Lisa is said to have left Riolu but hasn't been confirmed. She is also the sister of youtuber {{yt|u|MuahJoshua}}, a popular YouTube gamer who thinks he'll reach 100,000 subscribers even though it'll never happen anyways and will die like many other low quality YouTube gamer channels unless you're [[darksydephil]].

'''Lisa's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|LisaDots123}} - Her [[DeviantArt]] account.
*{{instagram|lisadots123}} - Instagram
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/LisaDots123/ Lisa's Scratch account.]

'''Her "boyfriend's" accounts:'''
*{{dauser|Carmenramcat}}
*{{furaffinity|ShadowR}} - With shitty ass drawings of Lisa being fucked.
*{{twitter|ShadowRamcat}}
*{{yt|c|UCNjsObZPI0GR69iJu9FAtkQ|Carmen Torrie}} - Does stupid shit [[nobody gives a shit]] about.
*{{tumblr|carmenramcat}}

===Doug-The-Dog===
Doesn't get involved much in the drama revolving around BlueCatRiolu, but is considered to be one of riolu's main "friends." Has a dog fursona named Doug. Considers Riolu to be his first "friend" on [[DeviantArt]].

'''Doug's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|Doug-The-Dog}}
*{{furaffinity|doug-the-dog}}
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Doug-The-Dog/ Doug's Scratch account]
*{{yt|u|UCHMY5AhwS5IlZWHR-AwJhtg|Doug Dog}}

===MartinHamsterHero===
Martin, a 20-year-old [[manchild]] from the [[UK]] is another [[butt buddy|best friend]] of Riolu's who like most who "support" him whiteknights his ass. He is also a Hamtaro fag by his obsession with the anime. He has attended college, but by the looks of his mentality [[idiot|it appears as if he hasn't even finished fucking primary school!!]] Martin claims himself to have been abused by his parents even at the age of 20. As of now, they aren't even aware of his association with BlueCatRiolu. He is constantly depressed and has caused drama because of his "depression."

'''Martin's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|MartinHamsterHero}} - His DA
*{{flickr|sexyman60}} - His Flickr account, which he never uses.
*{{twitch|phantomhunt35}} - His Twitch which he "claims" to be on certain times during the weekends which he isn't.

===Schoolfilmer===
[[File:Schoolfilmerirl.jpg|thumb|300px|right|This is what the hamster pedo looks like IRL.]]
Schoolfilmer ([[Powerword]]: Kim André) is what you would describe as your generally average low key [[deviantArt|DA]] pedo. At first glance at his gallery on there, you'd assume he'd be just another weird fetish artist. That is where you are wrong. Since 2011, Kim has been known for causing some minor amounts of drama and shoving his fetishes into people which including mainly [[inflation]] as well as macro and micro drawings of Hamtaro characters. He is a former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. He also stalks BlueCatRiolu's DA and posts cutesy cat faces. He is also over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism. Kim is the one responsible for influencing BlueCatRiolu around 2015 to start drawing inflation and big bellies in general and has since remained a figure in BlueCatRiolu's group of friends.

'''Kim's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|schoolflimer}}
*{{yt|u|schoolfilmer}}
*{{Gplus|118327842147928687994|schoolfilmer}}
*{{skype|SchoolFilmer}}

===eevee350===
Eevee350, or Umbre, is a typical average young adult user on DA and FA. His association with BlueCatRiolu is mainly minor although he has had moments of drama with him, mainly dealing with his depression and so forth. Some of the characters Riolu includes in his "comics" are owned by this user, including the character "Rose" which Riolu himself drew with her rear inflated. How either of them enjoys something like that will always be questionable. Riolu even got the pic animated by [[Sparkalloon]] which was shitty in itself. Umbre was also exposed alongside Riolu for asking underage girls for pics of their bellies inflated/bloated and pics of them in bikinis Most of these girls were around 13 to 14 years old.

Umbre has left Riolu's side after about a year of creepy bullshit from our blue cunt friend.

'''Umbre's accounts:'''
*{{dauser|eevee350}}
*{{furaffinity|EEVEE350}}
*<s>{{yt|u|eevee350}}</s> Bawwwwlleeted!!!

===Fuckboys and white knights (examples)===
{{fact|'''Please note that BlueCatRiolu has many white knights and fuckboys beyond this list. This list shows the most notable ones who are associated with him and support his [[autism|autistic actions.]]'''}}
[[File:Bcrshitwhiteknight.png|right|thumb|250px|How BCR's white knights actually respond to the hate comments he receives.]]
[[File:Riolugoesapeshit.png|right|thumb|250px|How BCR reacts to hate videos of him.]]
*{{yt|c|UCbBixYq9kiydv_QLlGgDyHg|AngelaYesTomNo}} – A possible 11-year-old who [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLmRxJgko0 over-reacted] over [[shit nobody cares about|someone making]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pybRZ72Iwx8 a hate video out of Riolu]. He faps to production logos and makes shitty Klasky-Csupo in G Major videos for a living, like any other kid on JewTube. He also has a presumed sockpuppet named {{yt|c|UCTvI03X2CviTmj7q56PWvqw|VideoYTPEffectsAndLogos666}}.
*{{dauser|asheandcjthepikachus}} – A {{age|1997|12|29}}-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills on par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
*{{dauser|DanXGoodWolf}} – Another inflation furfag who commonly refers to Riolu as a "brother" of his because he's a mentally challenged weirdo. Like Riolu, he creates tons of drama and shit and forces disgusting fetishes like farting onto people.
*{{dauser|darlaltonbearcat}} – Formerly {{dauser|darlalloons26}} and {{dauser|Narayan23456}} Shitty, whiny {{age|1998|11|8}}-year-old Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED, but ultimately ended up getting his own page thanks to his autistic behavior.
*{{dauser|Dungeonation}} – Some random person befriended Riolu,so much so he can be given the account at random when he's under a shitstorm. He also makes a "comic" series called The Mystery Dungeoneers, which in reality are skits with no real meaning that take up 80% of the gallery. Unlike the other white knights listed here, he already made himself infamous on here in ED after he made a [[Sparkalloon|revenge article]] about someone he used to co-own a channel with named Kyle fired him from working on the channel for the drama he was causing behind the scenes and after he attempted to take over the channel for himself.
*{{dauser|dusktheraccoon}} – A baby fur and closet pedophile. Used to A-Log BlueCunt to hell and back, but was later discovered to be into diapers and age regression, and apparently wanted to live with him IRL.
*{{dauser|JustinandDennis}} – A crossover [[manchild]] who has done a ton of artwork of shit he likes, such as ''PB&J Otter'', ''ALF: The Animated Series'', and ''[[Bubsy]]''. Is friends with BlueCatRiolu, and has done some art for him. [[JustinandDennis|Also has his own page on ED.]]
*{{dauser|Konamicode55}} – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on {{dauser|LostinthoughtsA}}. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving {{dauser|Alpha-X01}}. He also seems to have a thing for IRL inflation too like his "big papa" Riolu.
*{{dauser|lamonttroop}} – Creates fake logos featuring the names of Riolu and his "friends." Riolu loves his "Sagwa logos" for obvious reasons. Actually made "vent art" against ED and KF.
*{{dauser|funcuteballoons}} –Formerly {{dauser|Micaloon}} Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores BlueCatRiolu's behavior. Sucks Darla's dick.
*{{dauser|Mysterious-Cat-01}} – Constantly replies to everything Riolu posts pretty much. Types in huge ass paragraphs about [[shit nobody cares about]]. Also makes shitty 30-40 minute videos on YouTube. He is also known for being a massive dick sucker to all of Riolu's "friends". Also known as a 20 year old Canadian babyfur/diaperfur who acts like a toddler when he doesn't get his way.
*{{dauser|tristinm20004}} – Formerly {{dauser|titi20004}} Some random fag who obsesses over Miis for some fucking reason. Makes shitty drawings and "worships"{{dauser|micaloon}}.
*{{dauser|Zero-Cross}} – A grown fucking man who is "friends" with our blue cunt. Likes to write stories about underaged characters from the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise. Publicly admitted in a Discord server that he liked the idea of fucking a 6 year old rabbit. Then his 40-year old mother comes into the call and starts cursing us out. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YPr9mVS2MA 12/16/2018. Unfortunately, part of the recording corrupted, so a friend only had five minutes of audio.

==Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined==
[[File:BCRSagwaterrified.png|250px|thumb|How Sagwa really feels about BlueCatRiolu's treatment of her!]]
[[File:Nickonpbskidsspoutbcr.png|300px|thumb|Riolu actually thinks this will happen like some retard.]]
[[File:Riolucaughtintheact.jpg|300px|thumb|right|The person who posted this on iFunny claims this to be him IRL.]]
Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own [[Copypasta|original works]]. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for little children and even preschoolers. Similar to our beloved [[Chris-chan]], he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random ''[[Metal Gear]]'' music as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as [[Down syndrome|chromosomally exceptional]] as him.

* ''Alien''
* ''Bendy and the Ink Machine''
* ''The Cat Returns''
* ''[[Cave Story]]''
* ''[[Digimon]]''
* ''Freedom Planet''
* ''[[Happy Tree Friends]]''
* ''Heathcliff''
* ''I.M. Meen''
* ''[[Kirby]]''
* ''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance''
* ''[[Metroid]]''
* ''Monster Hunter Stories''
* ''Night in the Woods''
* ''Night on the Galactic Railroad''
* ''OneShot''
* ''Peanuts''
* ''[[Pokémon]]''
* ''[[Resident Evil]]''
* ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat''
* ''Splatoon''
* ''[[Star Fox]]''
* ''Strawberry Shortcake''
* ''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros.]]''
* ''Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin''
* ''Yo-kai Watch''

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==Star Cat==
Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat." Involving basically every cat character in existence, Riolu has taken characters such as Sagwa and given them so many powers that it makes you wonder what goes on in his head when he "invents" this [[Crap|stuff]]. Take a shit story and combine it with misspelled words and a plot that feels rushed and boring, and you have this [[Sarcasm|masterpiece]]. It's about the only story that could come close to being like the notorious [[Sonichu|Sonichu comics]].
{{Collapsegallery|Star Cat: New Life, New Member|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Starcat1.png
File:Starcat2.png
File:Starcat3.png
File:Starcat4.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Starcat5.png
File:Starcat6.png
File:Starcat7.png
File:Starcat8.png
File:Starcat9.png
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=#ffffff}}
===His "characters" in Star Cat===
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Cyber claw riolu.png
File:Starcatmartin.png
File:Lisa in star cat.png
File:Oreo in star cat.png
File:Star cat sagwa.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Custard in star cat.png
File:Tetsunoshin in star cat.png|
File:Katia in star cat.png
File:Sagwa s promise.jpg|And yes, she's pregnant.
File:Sailornyan in star cat.png
File:Yuki in star cat.png
File:Komasan in star cat.png
File:Tenco in star cat.png
File:Mindy in star cat.png
File:Giovanni in star cat.png
File:Nyx in star cat.png|THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?!
File:Two new members of star cat.jpg
</gallery>
|}}
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==PARENTS MUST DIE!!!==
{{fyi|While [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|this site]] was unable to reach Riolu's parents via phone, they were able to get a hold of his grandparents. It is currently unknown as to what the conversation was about exactly but Riolu said they told "lies" to them.}}
A common occurrence you'll probably notice with Riolu is how he is constantly bragging over how [[Lie|"terrible" his life is.]] This is shown throughout much of his "stories" and artwork which mostly involve the alledged death of parents. Why this seems to be a common theme is quite obvious. He alledgly hates his parents even though they do a lot for him because they constantly "argue" with him over his fetishes and how he wastes his life online instead of getting a life and working!
===Examples of this in his art.===
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Death of my father.jpg|He wouldn't be crying if this was his REAL father.
File:Meeting carla.jpg|Her parents were killed by monsters, hence she ran away.
File:Running awayfirelight.jpg|Firelight's parents "abused" them as a child.
File:Life is hard.jpg|Of course, Riolu would draw this for Martin, seeing how much he HATES parents.
File:MartinBCRedgy.png|Seriously? No need to be edgy, ya know?
</gallery>
|}}
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[[File:Riolufathersday.jpg|left|thumb|300px|[[Lie|You really think he loves them?]]]]
[[File:Riolumothersday.jpg|thumb|300px|In reality, he'd probably give out coupons to those willing to MURDER his mom!]]
[[File:Rantrioluparents.png|thumb|400px|center|Yes, Riolu wanted to kill his former friend's parents, just for grounding them.]]

==IRL inflation cringe==
{{Warning|Riolu will try to make you perform IRL Inflation!!}}
[[File:STELLA.PNG|500px|thumb|center|An example of what he says to those rather uncomfortable with the subject.]]
Out of this entire article, this alone probably shocked you the most. Riolu commonly is shown to enjoy IRL inflation after finding out about it from a former friend of his in 2016. Since then, he has promoted tons of drama from him forcing it onto others including minors. He is known to love bloating, [[idiot|thinking it won't hurt you or anything.]] It makes you wonder if this guy is even sane and well, he sadly isn't.
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:STELLA.PNG
File:INFLATIONS.PNG|[[No|No, just no]].
File:Rioluirlinflation1.png|Just stop. It's not that hard, damnit.
File:Rioluirlinflationevidence1.jpg
File:Rioluirlinflationevidence2.jpg|The instructions to Riolu's bloating "technique."
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Rioluirlinflation3.jpg|Luna knows the consequences unlike Riolu.
</gallery>
|}}
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He will also try to make you bloat or do other forms of IRL inflation so watch out! He also has a "bloating school" server on [[Discord]], just another of the numerous servers he's created on there. Just do yourself a favor and don't think of inflating yourself IRL, unless you're willing to commit suicide, that is.
[[File:Umbreirlinflationcringe.jpg|thumb|center|200px|Riolu encouraged those like his friend Umbre, shown here to take pics of themselves with inflated bellies.]]

==Out in public==
BlueCatRiolu is so dense that he is willing to expose himself out in public with his fetishes. Even at school, you can see him logging into his DA (even though he's an idiot for failing to know that it's unsafe to do that) and viewing his profile and replying to messages about his fetish shit. You'd think he'd keep his fetish activity a secret, but no, he doesn't.
[[File:Rioluatschool.jpg|300px|thumb|center|Yes, one of his classmates actually saw him doing this! Look carefully with your [[naked]]-eye to see his name.]]
==Drama Sagas==
Since Riolu has become noticed for his drama, many have pointed Riolu out for his actions and some have sparked tons of lulz with him regarding how he acts around others when it comes to criticism and such.

===The DawnAndChoco Saga===
[[File:DawnAndChocoVentComicBCR.jpg|thumb|200px|Right|Vent Comic created by DawnAndChoco resulting from Riolu stealing her eye style.]]
As stated earlier in this article, Riolu was reported to have stolen someone's eye style and use it in his own art. DawnAndChoco pointed Riolu out for this, going as far as to make a vent comic on the controversy and seriousness of the situation. This resulted in Riolu making a Tumblr account where he stated he hated her despite the fact that it was him who stole her eye style.
[[File:Riolutumblrpost.png|thumb|400px|center|He went as far as to create a Tumblr account just to attack someone who accused him!]]

===The LostInThoughtsA Saga===
Around April 2016, tensions started to rise among a user on DA by the name of LostInThoughtsA. It should be known that it wasn't just him pointing out Riolu for his actions but others as well. The drama resulted in Riolu leaving DeviantArt, deactivating his DA and causing many of his "fans" to feel worried and concerned. It should also be noted that he was still on Discord and Scratch during this time. Lost responded to this by creating a [https://lostinthoughtsa.deviantart.com/journal/Why-riolu-should-STAY-deactivated-603567979 journal stating exactly the reasons why Riolu should stay off of DA.] The journal as expected was flooded with insults from various white knights who didn't know any better and those were trying to tell these people off the truth about Riolu. If anything, it just created more lulz.
[[File:Lostinthoughtariolujournal.png|thumb|500px|center|LostInThoughtsA's infamous journal rant on BlueCatRiolu. Notice the number of comments on the journal.]]
[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/105776317/ Riolu made a video on Scratch] notifying his watchers of what happened <s>like anyone would give a shit</s> and later returned to DA shortly after. He made [https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/106109308/ another video] to "announce" his return.
[[File:Lostnthoughtsariolu.jpg|thumb|400px|center|LostnThoughtsA's Depiction of BlueCatRiolu.]]

===The DancingScout Saga===
In the later parts of 2016, more drama and lulz erupted among the rise of various individuals including a user by the name of DancingScout. DancingScout or also known as Kashi started to cause drama and arguments among Riolu and his "friends." It should be known that while much of Kashi's drama revolved around BlueCatRiolu, some will tell you that he has started drama even with those outside of Riolu's circle of friends.

He is another one with fuck around with Riolu and has been known to act wishy washy around him, going back and forth with hating him and being friends with him. Around the early parts of 2018, Kashi reportedly accused Riolu of stealing a creation of his and filed a DMCA against Riolu. Needless to say, this caused Riolu to once again threaten to leave DeviantArt.
[[File:CopyrightviolationBCR.png|thumb|700px|center|Status post regarding Riolu's DMCA violation.]]
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:DifficultchoiceventBCR.png|BlueCatRiolu's "Difficult Choice" vent picture
File:Riolustolencontent.jpg|Kashi's proof of Riolu stealing his content
File:BCRcarstolen.png|Notice how he replaced the original watermark with the Initial D logo.
</gallery>
|}}
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===DeviantArt Account Takeover of 2017===
{{Breakingnews|<s>BLUECATRIOLU HAS [[Fail|LEFT DEVIANTART AND HAS LEFT DUNGEONATION TO RUN HIS ACCOUNT]]!</s> '''LOLNOPE [[What|HE'S BACK]]''' *facepalms*}}
On July 24th, 2017, someone got into Riolu's account to announce he was a "[[JoshU2uber|troll defense turret]]," [[Liar|which has to be the most genius plan that will never fail]]. Due to fear of a mass troll attack on both accounts, the journal was deleted.
{{quote|I am Dungeonation! His new DA co-runner and moderator! His Troll Defense Turret, if you will. He has decided to enlist
my help making sure everyone is doing okay and to prevent him from the trolls and people who make him
want to leave every so often. So now Riolu is here to stay and it's nice to meet you all!!
I try to be the nicest person I can be and I think Riolu will appreciate my help! I'm very honored to be his new Defense Turret. <3|Dungeonation, [[JoshU2uber|a random person who you can totally trust with your account]]..}}
And then Riolu proceeds to leave DA, giving Dungeonation his account, no joke. Note that Dungeonation is the same person who had hijacked [[Darlalloons26]]'s account.
[[File:oh_dear__by_bluecatriolu-dbhgcq1.jpg|thumb|Just like the journal, this was deleted hours after posting it.]]
[[File:Dungeonfuckedupbcrsluserpage.png|400px|center|]]

And then Riolu comes BACK with one of the most confusing journals ever seen yet to date:
{{quote|I am officially back on my own account and Dungeonation said this: "Basically, I just wanted to help you out, and meet your friends even closer. I probably wasn't gonna keep it up for long anyway, and we've decided on collaborating on the secondary account you made after I took over. And more importantly, we're still cool. And I think that art from you will drive home it's you."This explains why Dungeonation isn't a bad guy.|The fucker himself.}}
You may have noticed the thing about the "secondary account." Yes, he MAY still be gone on the main, but he's on ANOTHER mainly.
{{archive|eZ3Cq|Journal regarding the July 24th, 2017 DA Account Takeover}}

==Discovering this article==
[[File:4Kidsautisticmessage.png|thumb|center|An [[BFDI|Objectcuck]] whiteknight's [[Butthurt|opinion]]. Notice how it says "piracy" instead of "privacy"]]
{{quote|The real reason they want ED and Kiwi Farms down probably is because they don't want their reputation to be ruined, isn't it already ruined enough though?|One of his former watchers telling the truth as to why Riolu wants ED and Kiwi Farms taken down.}}
{{fyi|One of Riolu's former white knights actually doxxed Riolu's personal information to [[Kiwi Farms]]? The dox was found on a Weebly site that Riolu created back in 2015. They got help from Kiwi Farms member Bluey (formerly Puar), the creator of the thread.}}
Of course, when Riolu found out someone gave his IRL pic to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], he immediately went raging about [[Taking Down ED|taking down ED]], claiming it's "privacy harassment," but failing to note that the site is meant for [[satire]] and is not to be taken seriously, something he'll never understand because of his stupidity. He rages "war" against ED as well as [[Kiwi Farms]], another site he hates for criticizing him because God forbid if he got negative feedback on himself. He even made a server once for taking both sites down, <s>Sure that'll work!</s> NOT! [https://www.change.org/p/encyclopedia-dramatica-shut-down-encyclop%C3%A6dia-dramatica-for-good Riolu also created this shitty ass petition on shutting down ED], an unrealistic "hope" they have.
[[File:Enragedriolu.png|400px|center|]]

There's also the fact that Rio and his white knights wish they could've killed the creators of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] when they were babies, failing to note how both sites got their start in the first place.

{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Woahslowdownbud.png| If only [[Girlvinyl]] and [[Ichverbot|Null]] saw this coming as babies. LOL!
File:Dontgetmestartedonim.png| So ya don't support [[The Donald|Donald Trump]], eh Riolu?
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The white knights have also said that they wish to kill the editors of this article as well! It makes you wonder if they're [[No|really okay in the head]].
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Now-they-know.png
File:BAAAWWWW.png|[[Incontinent Student Bodies|BAWWWWWWWW!]]
File:Jonathan Monsarrat Support.png|Rio's white knights support Jonathan Monsarrat's case.
File:Dashersmileythreat.png| <s>OMG we are so fucking scared!!!</s> Seriously though?! Just Stop! YOU'RE GOING TO [[Demon|BE FUCKING POSSESSED BY THAT FAGGOT DEMON]]!!!
File:Edgy Dasher.png|[[Suicide]]? How edgy.
</gallery>
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=== Change.org ED takedown Petition, 2018===
[[File:Take down ED change.org.jpg|thumb|Riolu's latest Crusade, because apparently, ED is killing people]]
Being the autist that he is, Riolu has absolutely no idea about when the best option is to just give up and walk away with what little shreds of dignity(and anal flesh) that he has left, and decided to once again start a campaign to [[Taking Down ED|Take Down ED]] on [https://www.change.org/p/wikimedia-foundation-take-down-encyclopedia-dramatica-for-good-original-petition-by-dalen-dyson?recruiter=866690520&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition Change.org], [[No|because everyone knows that Change.org is something that people actually take seriously and will definitely help him succeed in his mission]].

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==The end of BlueCatRiolu?==
===The interviews===
In June of 2019, several interviews were conducted on Riolu by {{dauser|TheRealist486}}. In the interviews, Riolu confessed to actions of pedophila against minors and other things relating to his past. The first part isn't publicly available to view, but the other two parts are. The second part can be [https://www.bitchute.com/video/KPWCY0w8QcUx viewed here] as Riolu took it down for "hate speech." The third part is still up to watch on YouTube.

{{videoframe||background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>idb2-8I2zmE</youtube><center>'''Part 3 of the interview video with BlueCatRiolu'''</center>}}

===Riolu's mother finds out===
On August 6th, 2019 not too long after the interviews where done on Riolu the police contacted BlueCatRiolu's mother regarding the evidence that was being held against her son. Soon after due to losing the little trust she had in her son when it came to the Internet, she made Riolu delete most of his accounts. Although Riolu was let go by the police after using the autism card, he hasn't been back online with the exception of his Switch account.

==Quotes about BlueCatRiolu==
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Sir I'm gonna be honest

Some of your art kinda makes no sense at all.like "saviors of America." And to be honest it sounds like a 6 year olds fan fiction.
|A [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/21595282/4348254586 comment] on BlueCatRiolu's DeviantArt page, stating the obvious.

|If he values his Catachu bullshit more than education, he needs to get a life.

Does he even have a social life? Does he even have friends in real life? Does he do any activities? If he is 17, he is old enough to get a job. Even if it is at a super market or whatever. He is gonna be a massive fuck up in the future if he has no job or social life. Just expecting people to make him fap art or just drawing the same fap pics.

He won't make money off his art or his stolen content. He has too much taken from Nintendo, PBS kids and whatever the fuck Yo-Kai Watch is. He claims he is making a game, but it won't happen.

He claims his "life" is a mess. His"internet life". So I am guessing his real life is all okay. Yet he uses "Well my life is in shambles! My computer was taken away! I AM GONNA GO INSANE!!"

I do know about him stealing people's OCs or drawing them inflated without their permission. He claims he cares for his "friends'. but he just fakes tears for attention and sympathy. He has his fanbase wrapped around his finger.
|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/riolu947-rioluthebluecat-nicolas-salerno.19365/page-10#post-1985142 Puar], on Kiwi Farms.

|I am aware that his mother disgusts his fetishes quite much and I heard that he gets embarrassed when his mom walks in on him while he draws his inflation pics.
|A [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/riolu947-rioluthebluecat-nicolas-salerno.19365/page-10#post-1985073 friend] of BlueCatRiolu, on his no-doubt disappointed mother.

|For fuck's sake! Don't you think it's a bit too much for a cartoon cat like...holy hell I don't even know how you even come up with this kind of stuff. This type of shit comes from an [[aliens]] movie, not something out of THIS!
|{{yt|u|IndieAnjelo}}'s feelings on [http://bluecatriolu.deviantart.com/art/Impregnated-Mother-Cat-651729618 Impregnated Mother Cat]

|So you took this fucking warrior cat okay? This warrior cat, pokemon, fairy tail oc thing that you made. And then you put William Birkin's Resident Evil transformation on it and decided that this was an okay thing for you to do.

I'm going to give you a bit of advice, I'm gonna give you some sincere advice okay? DON'T fucking touch resident evil. Do not lay your cringey hands on resident evil because Resident Evil is good and you are not.

Do not try to steal things from that series, it is one of my favorites and I swear to god on everything in my very being. I will do horrible things to you if you touch Resident Evil ever again.
|{{yt|c|UCKVkmTO7khEQb9geGoW35rQ|Count}}'s feelings toward Riolu ripping off Resident Evil and placing it in his shitty "doom rage" transformation.

|Update: I stopped being friends with Riolu because he never made any responses past 2 words except that were complaining, and he lied in the past about being able to voice chat.
|An example of how Riolu treats his "friends."

|So it was a few munutes after I broke off with oreo I was distraught cinfused and very upset not in the mood...

A few minutes later riolu watched me and I though meh not too bad...

Then he noted me saying

'Hello I heared you and oreo arent friends anymore it didnt have to end like this here is her fa so you guys can make up'

I instantly blocked his ass and never spoke of him again...

|Former friend of Oreo's shares their experience with Riolu after a conflict they had regarding his "girlfriend."

|Alright so where do I start... oh yeah! The fucking white knights! God dammit riolu you fucking dictator Kim Jong un ass wannabe! I want you to stop playing the "poor me!" Card and fucking man up, take criticism, not send white knights to me (especially konami code), make good fucking art for once and don't use bases, stop acting like you have thick skin when people roast the living shit out of you. Also riolu... how tf are you gonna afford your dream house!?

It's gonna cost trillions and trillions of dollars for you to buy it.... like holy shit. About your girlfriend riolu, she's like a fucking bitchy gold digger, not to mention you're fucking cheating on blossom! (screen shot here) . Oh boy, if I could count how many times you make shitty art out of bases, you say "sorry I'm busy (jerking off to cats)" or you act like you have crippling depression (like that one time he canceled every request), you use so many bases that it should be easy for you to do commissions and requests, oh yeah... stop doing art grabs you fucking cheapskate.

|{{dauser|Alpha-X01}}'s thoughts on Riolu.

|While I was never friends with Riolu, he still pissed me off. Basically, he ruined the fetish community of DA by making shit art that attracted DA kids, whining whenever he got criticism of any kind, made a bad example for the rest of the fetish community, made the rest of the fetish community migrate to FA and Tumblr, used victim play to make all the 12 year olds in the community make art for him, therefore spreading the plague across DA even more. And I was left alone on DA with the said 12 year olds and art beggars when I wanted constructive criticism so I could get better at art.

Not only that, but considering how Riolu was able to get his little Nazis to gang up on ED and KF or when someone was "in trouble" like how his dumb bitch Oreo was "in trouble," Riolu never advertised to a more skilled artist who could have helped me when I needed help with improving art, despite Riolu was a Watcher of mine for a couple of months.
Fuck you, Riolu. I'm not sucking your dick and making free shit for you.

|Yet another person's thoughts on BlueCatRiolu, telling the sad reality of what DeviantArt has devolved into thanks to this faggot.

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==Videos featuring him==
===Videos telling the truth===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6QdA-1VV2KM</youtube><center>'''Deviantart Hours - BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>GzS36ZjICCk</youtube><center>'''GCBC Critiques: BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>e6DY9q0JoZo</youtube><center>'''IF BLUECATRIOLU WAS HONEST'''</center>
|<youtube>PG4Ecu17ljo</youtube><center>'''A rant on one of his white knights, but mentions Riolu in it as well.'''</center>
|<youtube>iBEb5GWqK_Q</youtube><center>'''Why I took down a video (BCR)'''</center>
|<youtube>OALqPwufSjI</youtube><center>'''DEVIANTART EXPOSED: BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>HuQxzQDutj8</youtube><center>'''5 Reasons BlueCatRiolu is a Monster'''</center>
|<youtube>B7B6qMMJ4_U</youtube><center>'''Sailor Sedna's Ship of Rants #12 - BlueCatRiolu'''</center>
|<youtube>Dp1KyKbKs4Y</youtube><center>'''Kashi K (TheDancingScout)'s thought on BlueCatRiolu being investigated'''</center>
}}

===Other shitty videos===
{{fv|BarneyVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>apfy7XCYmE8</youtube><center>'''One of Riolu's videos which involves him at a [[Hell|Catfe Lounge]]'''</center>
|<youtube>JG0zTeazvjQ</youtube><center>'''The Rise of Charybdis. Don't ask.'''</center>
|<youtube>5d5TFbjxHQo</youtube><center>'''Return of Kronos. What the fuck is it? Who cares, it's just stupid shit anyways.'''</center>
|<youtube>pOcaB9J3T3M</youtube><center>'''Ugh, the voices sound awful. No, scratch that. THE VIDEO IS SHIT!!!'''</center>
|<youtube>UwH5WKB7NmE</youtube><center>'''One of his "brothers" tells people not to speak "badly" about Riolu.'''</center>
|<youtube>W0U0XjlIdJI</youtube><center>'''A birthday video Riolu's "friend" {{yt|c|UCMaeAxrymqDaPNzt7Ddx2Cg|SLN! Media Group}} did. ''' </center>
|<youtube>0RQm1vHbdJQ</youtube><center>'''An even WORSE video that AngelaYesTomNo did.'''</center>
|<youtube>xyhKc2RmpDA</youtube><center>'''A critique video someone did on Riolu'''</center>
}}

==Galleries==

===His pics===
{{cg||bcrpics|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:BCRPlushie.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Do you want a plushie of his OC?]]
File:Rioluirl.png|Normal on the outside, creepy on the inside.
File:BCRyokaiwatch.jpg|[[Manchild|Who]] at Riolu's age has [[Plastic crap|this]]?!?!?
File:Creepyriolu.jpg|[[Demon|Creepy eyes]].
File:Riolucaughtintheact.jpg
</gallery>
|}}
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===His "art"===
{{cg||bcrart|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Edgyriolu.png|IMMA GONNA KILL THOSE KIWI FUCKERS!!!
File:Profile picture by bluecatriolu-march2017.png
File:BlueCatRioluNavirou.png
File:Riolucry.jpg|GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
File:Firelight reference.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Waitng for superman.jpg|He still claims this character is "shipped" with him, despite having a girlfriend now.
File:BelleBCR.png
File:Warriors au riolu.png|His warriors AU which looks nothing like a Warriors OC at all.
File:CustardBCR.png|Note that this is Strawberry Shortcake's cat, Custard. A little girl's cartoon!
File:Starlina the star bunny.png|This was the ONLY non-cat OC Riolu ever created!
File:Ultra nyan.png
File:Riolu reference.jpg|His fursona's "reference."
File:I am rioluyan.jpg|So much [[autism]] in this pic.
File:Gnat attack.jpg|GNAT ATTACK!!!
File:Why can t we all just get along.jpg|So his OC was an ACTUAL Riolu at one point!!!
File:Riolu by riolu947-d9pfb41.png|The famous "ass-crotch" pic.
File:Catformriolu947.png.jpg|The first known pic of Riolu in his current "cat form."
File:Doomrageriolucat.png|One of Riolu's many "Doom Rages." The edginess is high!
File:Trueragenonbloodyversionbcr.png|It makes you wonder if he knows how pissed off RE Fans are at him.
File:Superriolu.jpg|Super Riolu.<s>Not</s> A ripoff of Super [[Sonic]].
File:Return of the knight.png|Oh look, an actual Riolu.
File:Superinklingriolu.jpg|Just one of Riolu's many pics of himself in a ''[[Splatoon]]'' ripoff.
File:Super riolu2.jpg|Another pic of Super Riolu. <s>Seriously, it's just a ripoff of Super [[Sonic]]</s>
File:Calliebluecatriolu.png|Just one of the many examples of BlueCatRiolu's forgotten OC characters.
File:Superdarksagwabluecatriolu.png|Riolu sure loves to make Sagwa edgy and dark, doesn't he?
File:Oreoslullabybcr.jpg|Riolu with his "girlfriend" Oreo who is "singing" a cringey lullaby.
File:Wow Riolu Just Wow.jpeg|Yes. Riolu even reached [[YouTube Poop]].
File:BCR buttsecks impending.png|[[Buttsecks]] impending
File:How stretchy kitty is by bluecatriolu ddbxmkg.png|New fetish acquired.
</gallery>
|}}
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===His fetish "art"===
{{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Riolu's Fursuit.jpg|Riolu's [[fursuit]].
File:BlueCatRiolupregnancy.png|Radial gradients = instant effort!
File:BlueCatRioluvore.png|[[No|Are you turned on?]]
File:BlueCatRioluSagwa.png|Not even shows for preschoolers are safe.
File:Big water balloon kitty.jpg|[[Inflation|His favorite activity.]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Auanthrofemaleriolu.png|[[No|"Wow, you look so sexy!"]]
File:Lisa s first coke and mentos inflation part 11 BlueCatRiolu.png|How to get [[Diabeetus|Diabetes.]]
File:BCRWaterInflationgirls.jpeg|Let's die with water intoxication.
File:BCR Illusion 100.gif
</gallery>
|}}
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===Garry's Mod pictures===
[[File:BCR - I love Gmod.png|right|150px|frameless]]
Not only does Riolu use MS Paint for his art, but he also uses [[Garry's Mod]] to create shitty 3D pictures (occasionally inflation). This is the result of his brother showing him the game and teaching him how to play it.
{{cg||gmod|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Gmod my gmod sona by bluecatriolu dd5oy17.jpg|His God awful fursona.
File:Gmod me and marshmello by bluecatriolu dd6x7sx.jpg|A gay shipping picture of him and Marshmello.
File:BlueCatRiolu gmod art - Renamon inflation.jpg|[[FAP FAP FAP]]</gallery>|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:BlueCatRiolu gmod art - Meowstic Love.jpg|[[FAP FAP FAP]]
File:BlueCatRiolu gmod art - Niko inflation.jpg|[[FAP FAP FAP]]</gallery>
}}

===Art [[Slavery|others have done for him]]===
{{cg||slavery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Thefuck?.png
File:Skycatbirthday.jpg
File:Waterballooncatsbcr.png
File:Riolucentral?.png|A lame pun on Comedy Central based around Riolu.
File:Riolubellycom.png|He commissioned this.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Bluecatriolusplatlogo.png
File:Rioluandcatshelium.jpg
File:Hugebellysittingriolu.jpg|Circle tool art. Most of what little talent Riolu's Internet friends have.
File:Protectingriolu.jpg|What good will this do? Honestly!
File:Measffymonsarahrioluinflation.jpg
File:Fightingwhatfears?.png|Fighting what fears?
File:Clickandriolettefamily.jpg|Note that the cat on the right is just a female take on Riolu himself.
File:Giantlisa.jpg
File:Riolupikachu.jpg|Yeah sure, give him more forms Lisa! As if Riolu himself doesn't already have enough.
File:Bluecatrioluprofilepicture.png
File:Pregnantrioletta.jpg|He said this wasn't how he "expected" it to be.
File:Beachgroupbcr.jpg|Wasted talent....
File:Rubbingembracebcr.jpg|Seriously though, why both Lisa and Oreo?!?!!
File:Indireneedbcr.png|Wart? Really now? And was the addition of Riolu necessary?
File:Pcvorepartybcr.png
File:Dasherbigbellybcr.jpg
File:Bellyrubvorebcr.png
File:Doublenomsbcr.jpg
File:Bcrsnacktime.jpg
File:Pika1upbcrvore.jpg
File:Yukieonbcrvore.jpg
File:Rioluchubbelly.png
File:Bluecatriolu deuueaugh by yukiofjapan-dacxu3s.png
File:FAP FAP FAP FAP.png
</gallery>
|}}
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==See also==
[[File:Lava Inflation.jpg|300px|thumb|UMG INFLATION IS SO HOT!!!]]
[[File:Pokespies.jpg|250px|thumb|He also stole the idea from the same person he stole the eye style from!]]
*[[Asperger's syndrome]]
*[[China]]
*[[Chris-chan]] – Has very similar traits to BlueCatRiolu, including being popular for his drama and ripping off franchises.
*[[Angry Homo Kid|Christianu2uber]]
*[[CloudyEggs]] – A [[BAWWWW|"depressed"]] retard who simularly to Riolu, shows his autistic behaviour on Discord most of the time.
*[[Darlalloons26]] – One of BlueCatRiolu's white knights was so lulzy he got his own page.
*[[DeviantArt]] – His "Holy Land."
*[[Detroit]] – He formerly lived in the suburbs of this shithole. [[Idiot|Wanted to drop out of school there!]]
*[[Diogo Mendes]] – A [[Portuguese]] asspie who also faps to inflation.
*[[Discord]] – He causes quite a storm of drama on here as well. Also caused numerous acts of pedophila on it as well.
*[[Dying alone]]
*[[Fat furry]]
*[[Furry art]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[Inflation art]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]] – Another site he is featured on that which ironically is owned by a another [[Ichverbot|pedophile]]. Has declared "war" and wants to "arrest" the site.
*[[Kphoria]] – Another infamous vore artist on DeviantArt who does shitty character builders and animations like Riolu.
*[[Matthew Davis]]
*[[Objectcuck]] – Might be one of these because of his 4kids character.
*[[Omegalore]] – He is friends with BlueCatRiolu.
*[[Onyx Forepaw]] – Riolu's "girlfriend" Oreo's precursor. Also known for ban evading.
*[[Pedophilia]] – He's definitely one now that he's over 18.
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Ruining The Internet|Ruining the Internet]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[User:PansexualFag1/Sandbox|Sean Micheal Mckenzie]]
*[[Sexual]] – What his fetishes are, but he denies it.
*[[Shitty art]]
*[[Sick fuck]]
*[[Sparkalloon]] – Makes shitty "animations" out of Riolu's fetish comics.
*[[Tom Preston]] – The precursor of BlueCatRiolu.
*[[Virus-20]]
*[[Yuethedragon]] – Another fan of vore who resided on DeviantArt.
*[[Zoophilia]]

==External links==
{{fatfurry}}
===DeviantART and other main accounts===
[[File:Britishspanking.jpg|200px|thumb|What should be done to BlueCatRiolu.]]
*<s>{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu|BlueCatRiolu}} – His holy throne of autistic clusterfuck.</s> DELETED!
*<s>{{twitter|CatRiolu}}</s> DELETED!
*<s>{{yt|c|UC7iJDI0c8D5HOmItz70ITDg|Riolu The Blue Cat}} – His YouTube account.</s> DELETED!
*{{yt|c|UCumNZ6ynjoWSPX97y83ArNA|Riolu And Friends}} – He created this to showcase animations of his own with the partnership of [[Sparkalloon]]. Later abandoned.
*<s>{{furaffinity|riolu947}} – His Fur Affinity account, which he barely uses. Probably only has it cause Oreo told him to get it.</s> Now disabled.
*{{tumblr|nrs2}} – He only created this to get revenge on {{tumblr|dawnandchoco}} who accused him of stealing her eye style.
*{{tumblr|bluecatriolu}} – Current Tumblr account
*{{skype|facebook:nrs2}} – He abandoned it for Discord.
*{{discord|user|0045}} – Current ID as of 2018.
*{{Gplus|104095216541753554507|Riolu The Blue Cat (NRS2000)}}
*{{Weasyl|bluecatriolu}}
*{{Steam|76561198425399814|Boomerplus23}}
*<s>{{Patreon|BlueCatRiolu}}</s> DELETED!
*{{blog|riolusblog}}
*[https://tapas.io/BlueCatRiolu His Tapas account.] – To where he posted his shitty Poke'Spies Unite comic.
*<s>[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Riolu947/ Riolu947] – His Scratch account.</s> DELETED!
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/bluewhale23/ bluewhale23] – His old Scratch account, dates back to 2010.</s>
*[https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=11604881 boomerplus23] – His Pixiv account which he never uses.
*[https://www.blogger.com/profile/04345303675125819528 Blogger profile]</s>
*{{@|Boomerplus23|gmail.com}} – He only checks email messages for "verification" so just fyi.

===Other shit===
*{{kf|19365|His Kiwi Farms thread}}
*{{wf|BlueCatRiolu}} – His shitty ass article on WikiFur.
*[https://ifunny.co/tags/bluecatriolu iFunny memes] – Memes people have created based around him.
*<s>[http://riolu947.weebly.com/ Weebly] – Some weebly page of his. Appears to be abandoned.</s> DELETED!
*[http://riolusblog.blogspot.com/ Shitty blog Riolu created that he'll probably never use again.]
*<s>[http://undertale-au.wikia.com/wiki/Riolu Undertale AU page] – Shitty wiki article on some ''[[Undertale]]'' fan wiki.</s> DELETED!

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{{ibhead|<big>'''ToriTheWolfy'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Given Name(s)'''|(Real name is Brandon) Sam Juan Stevens/Jamie Tori}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt|Merrycunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}} (He's "Half-Black")
{{ibrow|'''deviantART'''|{{dauser|ToriTheWolfy}} (BAWWWLETED!)}}}}
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'''Sam [[Powerword|'Brandon']] Juan Stevens'''{{trans}} (Most Commonly known as Tori) is a {{age|2001|3|9}} year old [[SJW]], [[Asperger's_Syndrome|retarded]] [[Furfag|furfaggot]], who wastes his life away reminiscing over his inability to fap to his gay pornography and by harassing other users on the shithole known as [[DeviantART|deviantART]], mostly ones associated with anti-LGBT or even those part of the retarded [[Faggot|LGBT]] community. Tori is a fail-troll all on his own, as his ass tends to get pounded by logic and people who have more brains than him (or by those who probably have [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] and all they do is [[Spam|spam]] his page because "LOL IM FUNNEHHHH"). [[Irony]] is, he goes out of his way to fuck people and give out death threats (regardless of who they are), but will make up 12-year old child bullshit like "MY DAD WILL SUE YOU" or "I WILL DDoS ED!!!!" when he gets the same treatment. Did I mention he fucks dogs?

Tori has a reputation of '''frequently Ban-Evading''' on [[DeviantART]], as he has '''over 666+ deviant shit accounts''' that were either BAWWLETED by the lazy administration or having his accounts constantly [[Spam|spammed]] to the help desk by the easily [[Offended|offended]] children that lurk on dA while jerking it to their Transgender-Autistic-Greysexual OCs. He became well known when he popped up in the mist of the Imma-The-Deer shitstorm, and has been around ever since, causing pain to those OH-SO-POOR special snowflakes and retards alike.

Sit down my fellow EDiots, this is gonna be a real trainwreck.

===What started it All===

Before the dawn of time, Tori found something that no one else has in his own family's possession, the internet. Since then, it is found out by a first '''witness''' named {{dauser|stella-akirath}} that the shithead was trying to fuck up another user named {{dauser|Feza-Kitsune}} due to her sad little hate speech about a '''pathetic stamp'''. She then posted a recent journal about the very first time Tori was born into the motherland, and how she was already sick and tired of how '''guilt-tripping''' he was:

<center>{{scrolltext|Listen. Do you wanna know why people aren't believing your claims??
That's because you where harassing other people,
telling users INCLUING MYSELF "You wanna die?"
telling people to deal with it when you where harassing them NON-STOP

And now your saying your gonna kill yourself because people are "bullying you"

No. that's not true at all.
First of all, YOU harassed @/Feza-Kitsune the DAY OF you joined DeviantART,
demanding the girl to remove her "Hate speech" Anti Otherkin stamp.

Then you started threatening her,
then moved onto giving her relationship advice???
Again all ordering her to do what YOU wanted.

And now that people have started calling you out on your bullshit,
you're using the "I HAS AUTISM LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONNNEEEEE!!!!11!!!1!!11!!1" card,
which pisses me off to NO fucking end.

First of all if you had Autism, your wouldn't be harassing other's,
you wouldn't be ordering people around, bc the Autism ppl that i've met are nice af,
so your making ppl with Autism look bad you sick fuck.

Now your pulling the "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF BC OF THE BULLYING!!!11!!!!11!!!!1"
no. You wont. Bc if you did, you'd be dead by now to be blunt,
you wouldn't be saying that you would kill yourself,
and posting other status posts to harass other users,

Alright so you say that you where "Nice" to people eh??
I'm sorry but no. you'r not being nice.
If anything your being a hypocrite and a fucking five year old spoiled BRAT,
bc you didn't get what you wanted with @/Feza-Kitsune
So now your attacking other users to get them to do your bidding,

Here's a tip for you young one.
Opinions are like assholes,
nobody is gonna like 'em
and nobody can change 'em,
you cannot live in this world without opinions.
if you think you can, then stay in your house, and underneath your bed,
because EVERYBODY around you has opinions about you.
Your parents, your friends, your family, your PETS even have opinions,
everybody around you has them. They wont change, even if it's not an opinion you don't agree with.
bc in reality, if everybody liked the same damn thing, and did the same damn thing,
our world would be pretty boring don't you think?? I mean, i would HOPE that you think that....
But idk since you're just a 12 year old little brat that didn't get what he wants so he's throwing a tantrum and grasping at straws to get attention. So have fun being trolled, "harassed" n stuff~|500|500|Stella raging her ass off for no reason|}}</center>

<center>
<gallery>
File:Fail threat xd by stella akirath-darrrn3.png|Failed Threat
File:What on earth is this guy talking about by stella akirath-darrrok.png|Normal nonsense said by Tori.
</gallery>
</center>

She even lended the public some '''actual evidence''' of him saying these things. Sadly she was a pussy for censoring his ass with her own blood.

==Welcome to Tori's Comment Section==

Everyone loves Tori by the way he speaks pleasantly to his fellow deviants. He mentions them in his statuses just to talk with them about messages of truth, even though it's bait to get anyone who sees it to piss their pants and respond.

<center>
{{frame|{{cg|Gallery of Tori being a fag|701|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:ToriFeline.PNG| Dumbass...
File:How to get blocked.PNG|How to Get Blocked by ToriTheWolfy
File:Holy shit.PNG|Oh..you can also view some porn and shit like this on his 'status'
File:More threats part 1 by stella akirath-dasahhe.png|Tori bribing his victims for the retard that made this shit article.
File:Never nice to begin with002 by stella akirath-das7f0a.png|More petty threats.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Never nice to begin with001 by stella akirath-das7ezf.png| Sure, kid. Nice Youtube title btw.
File:Leothewolfy004 by stella akirath-das95mz.png|Tori bitching that he wants to "change"
File:KYS.PNG|Aww..poor baby doesn't even know how to say the actual words...
File:Kys 2.PNG|Yes Daddy..!..Please..!
File:MimiTori.PNG
File:Statusess.PNG
File:ED Must Be Destroyed.png|Threatening to DESTROY ED!
File:CARLDAFAGGOTRY3.png
File:CARLDAFaggotry2.png|Get it removed, little bitch.
File:CARLDAFaggotry1.jpg
File:Tori_airport_shooting_hypocrisy.png
File:carltonx death to america.png|Deth 2 merica!!!11
File:carltonx westboro trolling.png
File:Carltonx sonic fanfag.png|[[Fail|Even Sonic fans are more intelligent than him]]. Also: [[Irony|"fag" is technically homophobic slang]].
File:carltonx porn.png

</gallery>}}}}
</center>

==The "Rant" Journals==

After Tori did every trick in the book to piss on countless deviants by either harassing them or throwing around petty ass death threats, the boy finally got what he wanted (exposure) after a bunch of TARTLets made rant journals on him. Some are cringey in ways, but they got their points across:

[[File:Cringe.png|thumb|center|800px|Welcome to Crossover Hell, boys.]]

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<gallery>
File:Rant 1.PNG| You can see their retarded ways from a safe distance
File:Rant 2.PNG|
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</center>

=="TORITHEWOLFY IS IMMA-THE-DEER COMFIRMED"==

Many believed that his full fame started when he was ''suddenly connected'' to [[Imma-The-Deer]], where he openly admits in a Skype conversation stating that he actually ''ran'' the account himself. He claimed that he "came up with the idea" of scamming artists out of their money with fake commissions and trying to get more popular by faking a suicide, ''and that he was also [[haihaikittyppg]]''.

If you want to see all of the screenshots, [http://sta.sh/229ianowlj7i click here].

[[File:Holy hell by 199candycreeps199-dam15lh.jpg|thumb|center|500px|Imma's Dumblr page.]]

The claim was later DEBUNKED by the deer herself as she uploaded a deviation revealing that she was in fact HaiHaiKittyPPG, and denied this claim, stating in a personal Tumblr conversation that-

[[File:ImmaTori.png|thumb|center|500px| In other words, Imma didn't even know who she fucked with in bed last night.]]

{{quote|Who? I don't even know him...he never helped me with anything... He's not even my brother lol. |Imma saying truthful words for once. }}

[[File:Imma is HaiHai.png|thumb|center|500px|Silly Tori! You're not THAT smart to do what Imma did.]]

==ToriTheBitch VS.TheFantomPenis69==
<center>{{videoframe|torivids1|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>nEr901SzHaA</youtube><center>'''Ranting starts about Tori at 2:00'''
</center>}}</center>

Ever heard of Deviantart's infamous {{dauser|thefandommenace98}} (TheFandomMenace)? No? Well, Back in July 2016, when the dinosaurs were still walking around, TFM made a retarded petition to put fetish artwork on mature filter. Basically he resolved a backlash against the fetish artwork community, everyone was against this fucktard, they started making there own petitions to stop TFM petition from succeeding (which the fetish artwork community failed in the long run).

His petition was receiving a lot people who signed it, but soon things begun to get out of hand, as you'll see...

Tori basically didn't like this petition, he thought it was some forum of censorship, so... He planned on ruining said petition by physically harassing [[rly|Menace to death]].

He uploaded shit fetishes on his account, and a lot of other weird mumbo jumbo. Tori even went do some illegal shit, which was falsely copyright claim Menace's videos. TFM decided to quit his petition because he was getting so sick and tired of being harassed by him, so he closed his petition for good. Later on, he filed a report to the folks over at the F.B.I, and it ended up being a case in which actual agents are looking into. Amazing.

[[File:Fandomen.PNG|thumb|center|900px| TFM being the hero for his retarded fans]]

<center>[http://thefandommenace98.deviantart.com/status/4978130 And here we have countless autistics cheering him for SUCH a feat.]</center>

==DeviantCringe's Cringey Hack==

<center><youtube>OMCLTvgCJ_U</youtube></center>

Tori decided to kick off the new year by hacking some random ranter on dA that nobody really cares about. {{dauser|deviantcringereal}} (DeviantCringe) is someone who rants on the fetishes floating around dA, but he apparently somehow triggered Tori to a point where DC got HAXXED by said retard and everyone lost their shit when the news came out.

DC made a video about a Tartlet named {{dauser|emilyldraws0303}} who tried to doxx Tori, but failed after his whiteknights attacked her and even forced her to deactivate from doing so. (She came back btw, lol.) The people who noticed what happened to her were enraged simply because Tori got away with being doxxed thanks to DC.

[[File:Ugh by mimi diggz-dat2980.png|thumb|center|500px|Meme-Niggz trying to bring light on the situation]]

<center><youtube>c2FvzjYICGo</youtube></center>
<center>There goes {{dauser|MemphisAnimatingYT}} trying to make more money by calling tori a pedophile</center>

==Leaked Youtube Channel==

Surprisingly Tori used to have a Youtube channel, but when his trolling career started, he decided to put that shit into the trashbin. Luckily, some Tartlet created a channel and apparently recovered some of his videos for rant video purposes.

[[File:ToriYoutube.PNG|thumb|center|900px|Without this channel, we'd never know how fully retarded Tori really is. Rest In Piss.]]

===His Face Reveal===
<center>(Video was lost due to Tori's asshurt. Not like we need it anyway since we have countless screenshots of his face.)</center>

{{quote| Look {{dauser|BlurryFacedFeline}}, I'm not fucking faking, this IS ME. And I am half-black. Think of it as fucking...Mariah Carey or some shit....|Tori revealing his ugly-ass self to the world...[http://sta.sh/21i4ukq6uvj8 and even had screenshots of himself taken by the same individual he talked to, nice].}}

Oooh! What a nice surprise for Omegle perverts to see. Since fags were prompting him to be '''called out''' for god knows what, Tori decided to put on a show by '''revealing himself''' to the naked eye. As soon as the video was leaked, everyone gawked at how horrifically UGLY this guy really was, despite it being public knowledge that all trolls are ugly in the first place, even [[you]].

<center>
<gallery>
File:Pjimage.jpg| Deviantart's reaction to him
File:Leothewolfy meme by bobtailthecat-das5po5.jpg| Tru tho
File:Demonhuntermorgan-darnrmi.jpg| Is that his real daddy??
File:C0YegWmUsAAkLCu.jpg| DAFUQ IS THAT!?!
</gallery>
</center>

<center>
Even the autistic deviants were making memes of him that sunny day...and boy was he pissed about it.
</center>

<center>
<gallery>
File:Sam is Maad.PNG|He's blown his top at this point.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sam Makes an ED Page==

[[File:Wake me up inside.png|thumb|200px|BlurryFacedFeline deciding whether or not to leave DA too. The struggle is real.]]

[[File:I m sorry by nawaji wolf-davttdb.png|thumb|center|500px|Cecil the lion was her father. Curse you dentist!]]

As a retarded attempt, Sam attempted to make a ED page against {{dauser|BlurryFacedFeline}}, because he thinks she is the one behind this page. Little does he know, she had nothing to do with the page but only provided her encounters with the troll. The ED page he made against Blurry is pathetic, lame, unintelligent, and all out retarded. This just shows that Sam really has no life and spends all his time in his crack house with his crack family pretending to be gansta online. Remember folks, Sam is not a threat. Just some scrawny pasty white kid who pretends to be every alphabet of the LGBT community to try and get cool kid brownie points from the community, while at the same time completely failing at being a human being. EDiots assume Blurry left ED because of the ED page, but we may never know why she really left. Maybe she got sick of how cancerous the site is and left to do something else to occupy her time. Now let's take a moment of silence to remember BlurryFacedFeline, for she was one of our best and loyal faggots on this site. Rest in piss.

==What's inside Tori's Household==
<center>{{#widget:Html5media|url=https://static.encyclopediadramatica.se/mirrors/ToriTheWolfy/seeing_what_bullying_made_me_do_by_blurryfacedfeli.webm|width=578|height=324}}</center>

Here's the '''Leothewolfysaurus''' in his natural habitat. Be careful not to roast him, or he'll get triggered. Once his ass has been promptly pounded, he'll start making screeches that almost sound like "IM MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOU" and starts '''CYBER-BULLYING''' others. This is what '''CYBER-BULLYING''' made him do. Apparently he puts up a camera on his mother's drawer and lays down on her bed for about half of the fucking video with a blanket on his face. As he listens to his 80's music, his concerned '''father''' comes in the room. Then he starts whining on how he's not "pretty" and how he "purporsely treats his parents like utter shit by hitting them", claiming that they are "lying" to him.

===Tori's Relatives===

[[File:ToriFamily6666.png|thumb|center|600px| See the family resemblance? Even she got tired of his shit. -rolls eyes-]]

During Tori's Rein of Terror, his half-sister named {{dauser|kyenniboi}} joined in the fun of DeviantSHART. As a 12 year old tartlet being born into the motherland, she didn't know that her half-brother at the time was on DA until the news was being shoved up her own asshole like a wooden pole. Now getting so fed up with hearing about Tori doing illegal shit, she finally posted her very first journal about him and expressed her own opinion about the situation.

[[File:Just a journal entry.PNG|thumb|center|600px|Kyenni expressing her FEELS.]]

Unfortunately due to her being underage on the website, Kyenni was banned and was never seen again since that day. What a shame though, she was a smartass for sure, and surely didn't deserve bearing Tori's name in her family heritage. Rest In Piss.

[[File:Kyneii.PNG|thumb|center|600px|A fellow EDiot sent her a note and had a noice conversation with Kyenni]]

===Tori's Mommy===

[[File:Fatpieceofshit4.jpg|center|500px|]]
<center><b> Isn't she beautiful? :')</b></center>

==Send me Tori Nudes Daddy!==

One night in the lovely site of DA, Tori decided to invite his loyal fans into another one of his Google Hangouts conversations. Everything was going so swell until he turned his camera on and started doing sex acts such as shoving a chain up his ass and fingering himself. And here in ED, when we say that he's doing such things, he really did them. No seriously, he had fucking done these things for real, and everyone had screenshotted him doing them for their own sexual pleasures.

{{warning|Viewing these screenshots might give you pedophillia. Please refrain if you hate Tori and don't like to see leaked shit from his deleted Deviantart gallery. Trust me, he did these things on purpose. Classic attention whoring. You have been WARNED.}}

<center><b>NUDES COMING SOON! ;)</b></center>

Hell, not only that he had committed child pornography, but he also committed beastiality with his own bitch named Sasha (let's call her that), in which he repeatedly shove a pen up her ass for the internet to see. Disgusting. The tartlets couldn't even get a screencap due to how horrible it was, hearing the painful whining of the dog and all. However they were able to grab enough courage to screenshot the aftermath of the event which showed Sasha in extreme trauma and pain.

[[File:Dog by middlefingertrick-dav2wnd.png|thumb|center|500px|Sasha was never the same that awful night. You can even see her swollen butthole that the pen was formally in near the mic button. :'(]]

Most of the poor tartlets who were in the Hangout that night were disgusted of his actions and even vomited at the gruesome terror before them. Only one guy was fapping though, lol.

Soon those screenshots were leaked all around Deviantart privately in notes, and more barf bags were needed as they went viral.

[[File:LeakedNote2.PNG|thumb|center|500px|The famous note that started it all.]]

[[File:LeakedNote.PNG|thumb|center|500px|Tori finally had gotten the chance of being Playboy Magazine's best Pornstar.]]

Somehow along the line Tori was able to grab the nudes from some retard and posted them in his DA gallery along with his other porn stuff from the internet before his sock puppet account got banned once more by the cucks of administration. But luckily a lot of people have saved his stuff in their stashes by now for their fapping needs. :')

==The Hardship of a Trans==

<center>{{#widget:Html5media|url=https://static.encyclopediadramatica.se/mirrors/ToriTheWolfy/im_not_faking_by_blurryfacedfeline-datfyji.webm|width=578|height=324}}</center>

{{quote|I'm not FAKING being a TRANS, I want you to know... I actually...am Trans. |Tori expresses how he cut off his own dick for some pussy}}

Like any special snowflake with the intelligence of a fucking goldfish, Tori whines and moans about how hard it is to be "Transgendered" and how anyone who doesn't identify as some spacekin furry with three dicks is automatic scum and needs to be killed. Of course, Tori being Tori, seems to REALLY LOVE Homophobic dick, as he talks a LOT about them. As you'll see below, he says the word "Homophobe" alot.

{{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Homophobe 1.PNG
Image:Homophobe 2.PNG
Image:Homophobe 3.PNG
Image:Homophobe 4.PNG
Image:Homophobe 5.PNG| wtf...
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Homophobe 6.PNG
Image:Homophobe 7.PNG
Image:Homophobe 8.PNG
Image:Homophobe 9.PNG
</gallery>}}

[[File:Leothewolfy001 by stella akirath-das7ey1.png|thumb|center|900px|Poor Tori. :'( One like = One prayer.]]

== Prank Calling Sam ==

Tori has a new ability: being able to track random phone numbers like the child he is and calling them. However, dumb-ass leaked his phone number to the world, causing countless autistic Tartlets to prank call it, only for Tori to flood their voicemails with empty threats and banshee screeching.

<center>{{#widget:Html5media|url=https://static.encyclopediadramatica.se/mirrors/ToriTheWolfy/calling_sam_by_blurryfacedfeline-datfytb.webm|width=578|height=324}}</center>

[[File:MousyMousy.PNG|thumb|center|800px|Nice job, Tori boy. :^)]]

== Ban Evasion Ahoy! ==

[[File:VPN.PNG|thumb|center|900px|I would've never guessed. The more you know!]]

[[File:Tori s vpn by demonhuntermorgan-darsxpe.jpg|thumb|center|300px|That wasn't hard to figure out, now was it? Rip in piss, Tori boy.]]

==VX Notices Tori==

[[File:VX SENPAI.PNG|thumb|center|900px|You know it's good when good Ol' VX himself gets in on deviantART drama like this.]]

[[File:SENPAI 2.PNG|thumb|center|900px|How to irk a ED Admin 101.]]

[[File:Vx-da-murder.png|frame|center|Regrettably, the DeviantArt death squads got to Tori before the Right Honorable VX could finish the job himself.]]

==Tori Videos==

{{warning|Viewing these videos might give you cancer. Please refrain if you hate long ass videos.}}

<center><youtube>Q8ytXwbgWgA</youtube></center>
<center> Ah yes, the hypocrisy and lies of Torithewolfy. Such a fabulous topic to discuss about. Not only did this retartlet did his best to make a fool out of Tori, but he did it in style. B) </center>
<center><youtube>jZ9Q-EzIsMw</youtube></center>
<center> He made his voice sound low to made him look like a man, when really he's not. </center>
<center><youtube>JbQjq3lVxY8</youtube></center>
<center> A conversation with Tori<3 But this time the question mark has a lady friend<3</center>

===ToriTheWolfy Rant Videos===

<center>
{{videoframe|Q U A L I T Y|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>0e3SFzF3iwc</youtube>'''Rant #1 '''
|<youtube>GcL3DL-zasw</youtube>'''Rant #2 '''}}</center>

===How Hitler Reacts to ToriTheWolfy===
<center><youtube>-ry6oHqVUHM</youtube></center>

==See Also==
*[[Chris-Chan]] - Tori's father? The possibility is real.
*[[Daniele Fiorenza]] - Long-lost twin
*[[Nikkineko333]] - Was the queen of the attention whoring and baited retards similar to Tori.
*[[TooDamnFilthy]] - Another fail-troll like Tori, except he wasn't this retarded.
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[DMCA]]

==External Links==
[[File:Tranny sam by blurryfacedfeline-das7fw5.jpg|thumb|200px|right|In order to be trans all you gotta do is slap some lipstick on and call it done.]]

Tori has so many accounts, that the fucker who wrote this article is too lazy to list all [[9000|10,000]] of them. Here's just a few for archival purposes:

*{{dauser|kyenniboi}}-supposedly Tori's sister - Banned due to being underage.

*{{dauser|ToriTheWolfy}} - Tori's very first [[DeviantART|DevianSHART]] account. Banned.
*{{dauser|killdonaldtrump}} - Banned
*{{dauser|donald-trump-sucks}} - Banned
*{{dauser|blacklivesmatter28}} - Banned
*{{dauser|da-atheist123}} - Banned
*{{dauser|Bible-is-bullshit}} - Banned
*{{dauser|jesuswasafake}} - Banned
*{{dauser|PurpleRain2457}} - Banned
*{{dauser|LeoTheWolfy}} - Banned
*{{dauser|MikeScoresHair}} - Banned
*{{dauser|zachmorrisphone}} - Banned
*{{dauser|albsurexxx}} - Banned
*{{dauser|carltonx}} - Banned
*{{dauser|paganismislife}} - Banned
*{{dauser|sarandeo}}- Banned
*{{dauser|ponyhorse1}}- Banned
*{{dauser|nomorehomophobes1}}- Banned
*{{dauser|carltonxthewolfy}}- Banned
*{{dauser|tori-juan-stevens}}- Banned
*{{dauser|shaix5}}- Banned
*{{dauser|bryanadamscrotch}}- Banned
*{{dauser|backthefuckoffbitch}}- Banned
*{{dauser|gasthechristians}}- Banned
*{{dauser|gasthechristians2}}- Banned
*{{dauser|gatomonfan89}}- Banned
*{{dauser|donald-trumps-head}}- Banned
*{{dauser|anti-donald-trump}}- Banned
*{{dauser|anarchyistrueorder}}- Banned
*{{dauser|themrfingers}}- Banned
*{{dauser|shrekgivealife}}- Banned
*{{dauser|coneyislandantifa}}- Banned
*{{dauser|antifa4life}}- Banned
*{{dauser|atheismrulz}}- Banned
*{{dauser|freddurstisadouche}}- Banned
*{{dauser|alienatu}}- Banned
*{{dauser|bjorkfan212}}- Banned
*{{dauser|aintgonnahurtnobody}}- Banned
*{{dauser|deviantcringesucks}}- He still roams that cringey drama site, still acting all gangsta when in reality, he's still that lifeless loser IRL

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[[Image:Birdie-ketchup3.png|thumb|right|x250px|[[Suicide|One day that won't be ketchup]], [[Zombie|but even death won't stop her.]]]]
'''Birdie''', now known as '''LUCIFUR'''{{trans}}, is an [[Autism|autistic]] {{age|2004|09|22}}-year old [[FTM|wannabe male]] [[Spics|spic]] who shits out horrible '[[Animation Meme|animations memes]]' and drawings so that her army of [[White_Knighting|fetuses]] can masturbate and reproduce in the depths of DeviantArt, Google+, Discord and JewTube. While she is just one of the rape-loving hordes of teenage and tweenage menstruators who populate such sites and thus at first sight quite uninteresting, Birdie has decided to [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|stick out from the crowd]]. Thanks to this, almost every furry ranter on JewTube now has made a video on her. Despite being an Amerimutt and a disgusting [[Spics|spic]], she's had far more girlfriends than [[you]] will ever have but has similarly never actually got pussy. In fact, she has a mass of fangirls who want her strap-on in them which'll be somewhat helpful for her when her project of dysgenics enters its next phase.
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==[[TL;DR]] sob story:==

[[Image:Shssobstory.png|thumb|center|x300px|Birdie's autobiography, available in all landfill sites. Alternatively you can watch a bunch of rants made by shrill-voiced [[furfags]].]]

==Origins of the Beast==

===The Womb she Crawled out of===

[[Image:Birdie-abusiveschool1.png|thumb|right|x260px|Teaching: doing it right.]]

Sophia was born to a [[Cuckoldry|cuckold]] and sucks off her stepfather. Her mother wouldn't stop pumping out children despite her early near-death being a warning. As a result, Birdie lives in a [[Incest|permanent bukkake]]. As a child, she was taught the right way by being abused in a special school after drawing her [[Murder|killing]] some fuck. Unfortunately, her mother pulled her out while she was dealing with two more kids who are now on the special spectrum. Another missed warning.
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===The Screeching Begins===

Even the constant gangbanging in the Harrington household couldn't fill Sophia's tubes enough. In 2016, she decided it would be a good idea to make Jewtube videos of her generic drawings. Originally she wanted to be raped by [[Five Nights at Freddy's|Foxy]] and even named her account FoxyLover87. She began vomiting low budget videos featuring her Chica rip-off OC and her plushies, but after jacking off to [[Undertale|Sans]] she mutated into SansBirdie as did her main OC. Her most notable 'masterpieces' from this time are her contributions to the Fangirlpants series, featuring her OC and those of several other tweenage cocksleeves performing an unbridled circlejerk.

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<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-FoxyLover87-1.png|thumb|right|x200px|Before skeleton cock. Totally not a shoddy Tony Crynight ripoff.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-Sansbirdie.png|thumb|right|x200px|After skeleton cock. Pretty much an omen.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Sb1.png|thumb|right|x200px|[[The_Boondocks|Having a nigger moment.]]]] </li>
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Stuck among thousands of other prepubescent children, Birdie became even hornier and decided to e-fuck a few other children including 'Rosey', 'Liliana the Fox' and '[[Nigger|Kittydog]]'. None of these relationships lasted long [[Whore|due to her cuckqueaning the little shits]] - despite her already thinking about fucking her fuckbuddies' brains out. The breakups were already an overload for her subhuman brain, eventually resulting in her making this crap to express her [[virgin]] rage:

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<big><big><b>The 'Pretty Little Psycho' 'Meme'</b></big></big>
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Around the same time as our favourite mutt made this, she made 'psycho!birdie' to [[cry|vent out her frustrations]].
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==Want a Cup of Orange Juice?==

It wasn't long before she crashed into another girl known as 'Fontik' (now known as Ribchills or Himeguts) at the time, who is known for overusing the color orange. Their relationship lasted a solid few months and it could've got on quite well, but Sophia had plenty of [[slut|other ideas]].
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===Chicken Brent===

Birdie had fallen in love with [[Sleepykinq|Sleepykinq's]] main OC Mystery and began making porn of her own OC (Polly) doing a female's duty and getting absolutely fucked. Of course, the bitch wanted to show others and uploaded it to a public G+ account. In August 2017, Fontik found out from someone else about it and leaked it before breaking up with her. For some reason the [[FBI]] were busy shoving their cocks in someone else's butts so they didn't bother with this case.

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<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Were you niggers...]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:BirdieThreesome.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|...really expecting...]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Cbrape.png|thumb|center|x200px|...anything different?]] </li>
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Birdie ''could'' have wised up but thought that sperging out would be a [[No|better idea]]. ''Again''. Thanks to that, onlookers were greeted with this shit:

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<big><big><b>The 'Wonderland' 'Meme'</b></big></big>
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Thanks to that, news of the Aspergerian episode spread through [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119103938/https://www.deviantart.com/pastelnebulee/journal/Birdie-Fontik-rant-scripto-703935430 Tartland] and JewTube, kicking off the serial milking of this uninteresting fuck's life all while the girl in question was threatening to an hero and starve herself like just about every other kid caught doing shit. Her screaming was only amplified after she found out that one of Fontik's exes (StixDust/Dogedust) teamed up with her former lover to make a 'Killing Birdie' video.
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===Two Cups, One Retard===

The drama mostly subsided and Fontik reunited with Birdie but had kept the fact that she leaked the porn account a secret. She was also questioning whether she liked poontang and decided to settle for cock instead. After a month, Fontik broke off and told Birdie that she leaked Chicken Brent. As expected, Birdie threw a hissy fit and used another account called 'Strawberrix'. On JewTube she posted edgy vents and tried to make a shit ARG like all the cool kids were. So round she went again with yet another string of vents, of which this is just one example:

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<big><big><b>The 'Life Letters' 'Meme' (Rekt Thread Edition!)</b></big></big>
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On G+, she used the new account to try and dox Fontik and also whined about how she wanted the bitch to die. Within the space of a few days, she doxed herself too to try and [[Asking_for_it|get herself hurt]].

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrixleak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Fontik already released most of this information anyway.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Strawberrix1.png|thumb|center|x200px|More projection than a fucking movie theater.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Leak.png|thumb|center|x200px|Thanks for the powerword, dogfucker.]] </li>
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After that, an ex-girlfriend's friend found Sophia's mother and contacted her. As fucking expected, not much happened after she responded.
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===The Assburgers Intensifies (Again)===

At this point Sophia was going nuts, and having made plenty of Jewgle accounts she turned them into her [[Multiple_personality_disorder|headmates]]. She usually went to her 'churro the ferret account' to vent and some people joined in (with one of the biggest vents being taken over by a couple of [[Pseudo-intellectual|intellectuals]] arguing about [[Philosophy|philosophy]] and [[Communism|communism]]).

{{cg|FUCK! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Self1.png|Demonstrating awareness. Still failing.
Image:Self2.png|'I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TRUST ME'
Image:Self3.png|New player entering the field.
Image:Self4.png|Getting ready for the gangbang.
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Image:Self7.png|[[Tryhard|Tryhard.]]
Image:Self5.png|7 screeching about Fontik.
Image:Self6.png|Proof that Sophia is actually a [[India|vile pajeet]]. Also [[Go_fuck_yourself|selfcest]].
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==Taking Stix Up The Ass (And Loads Of Cocks!)==

While Sophia was busy creating a new [[Mary_Sue|persona]], Stix had been hovering around the once-happy couple and after having flipflopped between trolling one or the other of them, the crazed bitch wanted some of the action. Sophia began dating Stix and although they seemed fine for a few days, Stix got tired and committed [[pseudocide]], coming back after three days during which Birdie made another vent about losing her next bodypillow. Even after she came back, the slut had already begun hooking up with a boy called 'Toxikai' (previously known as Chaotic Blue, himself a notorious figure among the tweenage swarms).
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===Powerlevel 2: Get Back in the Womb (Because You Didn't Form Enough)===

Things were going smoothly to the surprise of many when Birdie's mother learned that Sophia shared the family's home address to Stix, who by now had already leaked it. 7 minutes of pure [[Lollercaust]] followed. ([[Nobody_cares|Ignore that other bitch in the video whining about her own anxiety.]])

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<big><big><b>The Fateful Stream</b></big></big>
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Of course, even this wasn't enough for Birdie to take the fucking hint that she needed to [[GTFO]]. Nor were the multiplying rants.
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===Yet Another Warning Shot===

Just as the power couple broke up due to Toxikai getting anxious and planning his next move in what he thought was a [[It_was_a_social_experiment|game]] of 17-dimensional danger wanking, Sophia went on the vent train <b>again</b>.

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<big><big><b>The 'Lone Digger' 'Meme'</b></big></big>
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The cow got no chance to rest (good!) since Stix made it clear that she wasn't done with her [[Fun|fuckery]]: after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqV4uwtIYuA briefly invading one of Birdie's streams] she got her main channel taken down through flagging some of its videos. [https://web.archive.org/web/20190119165257/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/journal/bye-bye-birdie-732252723 Birdie cried again] but this time she didn't sperg so much, which was another surprise. Her [[Wigger|mulatto]] ex-boyfriend had other ideas and took Stix's actions to a new level of autism, targeting the channels of other animators such as Sleepykinq with the help of [[skiddies]], forming the [[lies|fearsomely-named]] ''Troll Protection Group'' over [[Discord|Dicksword]] servers and G+. Just as the great scientists of the past predicted: fuck all happened. However, many in the 'animation' 'meme' 'community' screamed about it anyway. On Discord, a [[flame war]] began between Sophia's server, Stix's server and the TPG with spies being banned all over the place.
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===Goat's Revenge===

Being a spic, Sophia probably has [[Islam|Muslamic]] blood in her and thus got served justice when another furry with a demon goat OC named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC27fDDXDWMxiZy3D6UBSieg QueenOfRants] and her friends deleted every channel in her Discord server after spamming it because her great-grandaddy fucked her mother. Another case of the fat punching bag being used properly.

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Image:Birdie-queenraid1.png|PREPARING [[Buttsecks|BUTTSECKS]]
Image:Birdie-queenraid2.png|Only issue is that most kids love animu shit anyway.
Image:Birdie-queenraid3.png|LOL PWNT
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===Moar Vents!===

Predictably, she got absurdly pissed off with Toxikai just like she did with all her other exes and spewed out more vents for ranters and aspies to hatewank to.

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<big><big><b>Twisted Firestarter!</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>LOL FAK U</b></big></big>
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===Moar Porn!===

Around June 2018, Sophia was still dealing with the aftermath of the Chicken Brent fuckfest but thought that she'd do it all again - only this time with Polly being 9 years old rather than 13 and Mystery being 42 rather than around half that. Overall, there were two leaks and a third which was [[Bullshit|supposed to be a hoax]].

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW9.png|thumb|center|x200px|Cartoon furry hurtcore. It was bound to happen.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Birdie-JuneNSFW11.jpg|thumb|center|x200px|When real people won't fuck you, try your skeleton toy until you bleed.]]
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:NSFW5.png|thumb|center|x200px|From the second leak, ''right after she said she didn't draw Mystery x Polly''.]] </li>
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After the first leak, Birdie tried to [[Cop-out|explain]] everything. The first reason she gave for birthing the lewds was that it was [[Furry_art|'anatomy practice']]. The second reason is the look on her old 'Lasagna Bird' talk sprites's face at 1:56:

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<big><big><b>I TOTALLY DON'T LOVE COCKS I SWEAR</b></big></big>
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===Night Night, Bitch.===

Another lollercoaster ride happened in June when Sophia threatened to off herself ''once more'' when her stepfather told her to quit bitching at 3 AM.

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<big><big><b>DO IT FAGGOT</b></big></big>
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{{quote|You don't know what I'm capable of!}}

===Sophia Becomes a [[Camwhore]]===

In July, she bumped into 'Maddie' (aka 'Goku') who appeared to be a [[nice_guy|cool bloke]] and gave her info on Riggs and then asked her to record video calls in which she proudly displayed her [[The_Blue_Waffle|grossly-infected vulva]] to her new degenerate partner in crime. Her excuse was that her cunt had become a [[period|bloody pressure hose]] and this made her horny (confirming the obvious as usual). Some time after her [[Slaves|friends]] drove Maddie away, she whined about how she had made around two months worth of these calls, once almost every night, and felt forced to do so because he was threatening to an hero. The aftermath? Her stepfather changed her main Discord account password and she was locked out.
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Image:Maddie1.png|In other words, this was work experience.
Image:Maddie2.png|Where's that fucking violin?
Image:Maddie3.png|Yet another taste of [[Feminism]].
Image:Maddie4.png|A taste of her own [[jenkem]].
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===Sophia Becomes Legion...?===

Even this new blow to her online life couldn't stop her. A friend made another Discord account for her and while talking to her 'friends' she used it to organise a skiddie gang of her own: the 'GTPG' (with the G probably standing for Gay). By this time Toxikai had become Riggs, and Birdie's group targeted him and some other insignificant sod called 'Ezra'. She eventually got her main Discord account back and almost immediately resumed posting, bragging to others about her plans:

[[Image:Birdieskiddie.png|thumb|center|x300px|Her minions have a lot of loyalty for hired guns.]]

Sophia also found out that Riggs had [[Internet_stalking|known her since 2016]] and had [[Rule_34|got his hands dirty.]]
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===Sophia [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|Disregards and Sucks Cocks]]===

[[Image:Horrible nsfw art.png|thumb|right|x240px|Only Birdie would like anorexic racoon dong.]]
'''Guess what?''' All of this anti-Riggs crap was a distraction and she was dating him the whole time in secret. It was only a matter of time before she went public.

[[Image:Birdie-riggssecret.png|thumb|center|300px|How unexpected!]]

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<big><big><b>Soon such a teen pregnancy will be real.</b></big></big>
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==Forget Cups, Time For A Swimming Pool!==

[[Image:BirdiehatefucksFontik.png|thumb|right|x200px|She'd imagine doing similar shit but out of love less than a year after posting this.]]

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| style="padding:10px; color: black; font-weight: bold;"|<span style="color: white; font-size: 125%">WARNING!</span><br />[[Wiz_Khalifa|BLACK AND ORANGE<br> BLACK AND ORANGE<br>BLACK AND ORANGE<br>BLACK AND ORANGE]]
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Despite all this shit, Sophia had long developed a Fontik obsession after getting [[Nostalgia|nostalgic]] about the girl sucking her clit back in 2017 - in fact, she was in love with this old idea of what the girl was like since they first met. After breaking up with Riggs a second time, her lust exploded once again. Unfortunately it didn't give her 72 Fontik-shaped virgins. Thus began the most autistic part of her boring saga.
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===Before August 2018===

By this point Sophia had already made countless vents about her elusive fleshy sex doll - either because she loved her or because she wanted to beat the shit out of her for giving her what she deserved. She had built a universe involving silhouettes called 'memories' representing herself and her past lovers, with Fontik taking on a deep orange color. Another universe featuring both her and Fontik's characters (known as ''Torturing Birdie'') began as an abysmally boring vent series and had spawned a 'proper' story involving some vagina-fitted [[Rick_and_Morty|Rick Sanchez]] ripoff and a (literal) fusion character in eternal [[buttsecks]] with itself because the bint couldn't add up the numbers during [[Eugenics|an experiment]].

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<big><big><b>''Torturing Birdie''</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Some other shit</b></big></big>
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===In at the Deep End Already!===

In late August, while fucking another dildo-with-legs from her school called 'Wormy' (whom she broke up with after around a day), Sophia released more information about just how much she wanted to cum inside Fontik.

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===Releasing Her Inner [[Sand_niggers|Sandnigger]]===

In September she suddenly designed and released a ref of some horrible goat character called 'Mura', most likely through divine inspiration from Allah. It caused a wave of lulz on DA but some sensitive pricks got it [[Realitysquared|taken down.]]
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Image:Birdiemura.png|Haram.
Image:Birdie-murafuckingacorndog.png|How females ''really'' prepare food.
Image:Birdie-murafuckingasign.gif|[[Unfunny|That's one way to put it.]]
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===Moar Stix Up The Ass!===

Sophia had already long thought that Fontik would turn back into a [[Bisexual|half-dyke]] and beg Stix to railroad her again. So she made even more vents, this time featuring her [[conspiracy theory]] over the next few months. She also bitched about it elsewhere, such as on Discord.

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<big><big><b>Exhibit A</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Exhibit B</b></big></big>
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Image:Birdie-stixxedold.png|Dude, it'll happen. Any time now. Trust me.
Image:Birdie-stixxedold2.png|Too fast to be true. (Spoiler: they still haven't pegged each other since meeting Birdie.)
Image:BirdieJournalvent1.png|A journal entry from her private G+ collections - which Fontik leaked [[Lulz|for the lulz]].
Image:Stixxed.png|Paranoia ''and'' a cuckquean's jealousy. A right old pick'n'mix.
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She also produced even more vents about being [[forever alone]] as if [[Truth|all her previous ones didn't mean shit]].

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<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren1.png|thumb|center|x100px|PLS]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren4.png|thumb|center|x100px|LET]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren3.png|thumb|center|x100px|ME]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren2.png|thumb|center|x100px|RAEP]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren5.png|thumb|center|x100px|YOU]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdiefren6.png|thumb|center|x100px|SUGARTITS]]</li>
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When she realised she was a desperate [[sick fuck]] who'd do anything for Fontik to perform a woman's job in the bedroom, she tried to say that she realised she needed to grow some ovaries and stop throwing tantrums.

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<big><big><b>Worse than Britney Spears!</b></big></big>
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</div>
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<br>

===Dropped Something? (Let's Hope it's the Soap!)===

Birdie was already mass-producing drawings of her filling Fontik's labyrinth but she wanted to go the extra mile. She created a Birdie x Fontik comic called ''I Dropped My Tortilla'', which featured her delivering [[rape|glorious raep]]. Except it wasn't that glorious because she only managed [[Cunnilingus|oral.]]

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt1.png|thumb|center|x100px|OMNOMNOM DEMON MONSTER THING PUSSY]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt2.png|thumb|center|x100px|Details lifted out for [[blind]] cocksuckers.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt3.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|What Fontik should've done long ago.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt4.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|She can't even surprise sex right.]] </li>
<li style="display: inline-block;"> [[File:Idmt5.jpg|thumb|center|x100px|The cover. The whole thing comes free with her autobiography!]] </li>
</ul></div>

It turned out this wasn't even the worst of it. Some cowfucker called 'Garbage' tried performing a [[E-psychiatry|dumb experiment]] hoping that they'd drag even more sick shit out of her and see just how far she'd go while totally trying to wrap up the end of the story with a [[Moralfag|moral]] message to excuse themselves.

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The results: [[rape|she loved all of it]] [[Asking_for_it|and was begging for more]], meaning that Garbage had only made the entire thing even worse. However, after they too got angry with her, they managed to reveal even more of Sophia's [[FanFiction|fanfiction]] for everyone else to kek at.

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===Neither [[Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome|T.I.T.S.]] Nor GTFO===

[[Image:Faketranny.png|thumb|right|x260px|Retarded at even being retarded.]]

When none of her tricks to get Fontik to bone her worked, Sophia decided to copy Pinocchio as well as every other girl on DA and become a [[Manchild|real boy]] simply because Fontik remained straight (and was in fact coming out the other end of her own tranny phase) and she thought she could fuck Fontik before Stix would. First, Sophia threw out her 'girly' toys and began wearing shorts instead of skirts (truly the essence of being a man). She also [[Transformation|changed her fursona]] into ''a fucking demon goat of all things'' to further [["Prophet"_Muhammad|Muhammad's]] delight before [[Tumblr|switching pronouns]] and then tried making her own binder when she wasn't dicing her arm.

{{cg|Planning a trip to Thailand?|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Trans1.png|Mind feeding them to [[Niggers|hungry Africans]]?
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Image:Trans5.png|How uncharitable of her.
Image:Trans6.jpg|Are you sure about that?
Image:Trans7.jpg|If so, Stix ain't wrong either.
Image:Trans9.jpg|MASSIVE FUCKING SURPRISE.
Image:Trans10.png|Boo fucking hoo.
Image:Trans11.png|Two fucking days after she said she was over her.
Image:Trans12.png|Demonstrating the size of her dream strap-on.
Image:Trans13.jpg|Nigga better have health insurance.
Image:Birdie-transnotsure.png|So much for all that, retard.
</gallery>}}
<br>
<br>

===Sophia Fails at Basic Online Security (AGAIN!)===

[[Image:Birdie-passwoo.png|thumb|right|x200px|She should've noted the [[Jewish]] hand-rubbing.]]

As if leaking her home address wasn't dumb enough, she had briefly become friends with Fontik once more and they decided to swap DA passwords. Minor shitposting went on and shit was fine. However, she shared her G+ account with Fontik thinking that the same would come of it. Things went fine again until...

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Image:Birdie-dannydevito.jpg|Nigga gonna get [[Hollywood|#metooed.]]
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In short, Fontik gave Stix access to the account and the mad cunts renamed the account from 'niggly wiggly' to 'niggly devito', replaced Sophia's private G+ collections with images of some unfunny [[wop]] and defaced the page. Geeeeeet fucked.
<br>
<br>

===Stix-ing A Dick In It===

Around November, Sophia thought it was a good idea to make another damage control video.

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<big><big><b>This shit. Again.</b></big></big>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>ggG7FbBx8qs</youtube></div>
</div>

[[Image:Spritecranbirdie.png|thumb|right|Like with all raeps, [http://archive.vn/ohyjK she ended up enjoying it.]]]

The truth was that a gradually-weakening friendship between Birdie, Stix, some other dyke called 'Capslock' and many more bags of hormones (but not Fontik) had persisted. That ended swiftly when the world's fattest cumbucket began to vent all over again and no-one gave a fuck, signalling the start of many of her former fangirls getting disillusioned and plotting against her (though a few would prove to still kiss her ass). She threatened to slice herself and someone told her to [[STFU]] - which she did only after scuttling off and throwing a hissy fit. But again, Stix wasn't done. She correctly guessed Sophia's DA password and brought Caps along with her to spray some [[Forced_meme|Sprite Cranberry]] related shit all over her page. Many kids referred to this as the 'hacking drama' because they don't use [[Lunix|Linux]].

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Birdie-Stixxedagain-hacking.png|Glorious.
Birdie-Stixxedagain-quickly.png|Want some?
Birdie-Stixxedagain-roleplay_5.png|Quick! Everyone godmode!
Birdie-Stixxedagain-ds.png|Bitches being bitches.
Birdie-Stixxedagain-why_do_I_find_this_funny.png|Getting bored.
</gallery></div>

Keeping up tradition, Sophia went [[RAGE|apeshit.]]

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<big><big><b>SPOILER ALERT! SHE ''DOES'' CARE!</b></big></big>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>yD17mex0Axo</youtube></div>
</div>

Unfortunately none of this was able to get Sophia to really fuck off. Even a Discord server raid from Stix and Caps couldn't do the trick, nor did [http://archive.vn/YiFGu some stupid petition] that Stix began. The new dyke duo in town got together with Fontik, with the latter creating a Google Drive folder dedicated to the shit she faced for the last year and half and the former two spreading news on YouTube and starting another flame war to get her to fuck off.
<br>
<br>

===Sanity? Overrated!===

For her next trick, Sophia pulled some more headmates out of her ass and got extra pity points for it.

[[File:Birdie-Headmates.jpg|thumb|Just waiting to be Rule 34-ed - [https://web.archive.org/web/20190121204910/https://www.deviantart.com/spritecranbirdie/art/a-hamily-782085925 at least she's on the perfect site for it.]]]

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<br>

===A Way Out===

Of course, since she was up against a bunch of other worthless girls whose strength broke down like their womb linings, she got what she wanted. Fontik tried to use herself as [[Jailbait|leverage]] for Sophia to get a life but Stix and Caps knew what was happening and cut ties with her, with Stix [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AlWj_0_0S0 bitching] about how long the [[spastic]] tango was lasting (almost two years by this time). [[Lonely|Deserted]], Fontik contracted [[Stockholm syndrome]] and began dating Birdie once more using an alt account after [[Alcohol|drowning her woes]]. Sophia could've turned her fail into a [[Fail_to_Win|huge win]] and had a shot at bagging herself her favorite human bodypillow.

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<div style="color:#FF7701;"><b>GUESS WHAT CUMGUZZLERS!!!</b></div>
</div>

Fontik found out that Birdie had tried slicing and sewing her name into her arm.

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Image:BirdieCuts1.jpg|Her girl cave isn't her only source of blood.
Image:BirdieCuts2.png|[[THE_BEST|The best]] forensic reconstruction on the planet.
Image:BirdieCuts3.jpg|Caps doing her lulzy duty.
</gallery></div>

As soon as she knew that Fontik was onto her yet again, Birdie thought it would be a good idea to frame Fontik about some porn that she supposedly drew without her permission while they were hatefucking.

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<li style="display: inline-grid;"> <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF">
<big><big><b>Hey, she wanted it! Really!</b></big></big>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="width: 450px; background-color: #FF7701; padding: 5px"><youtube>_PmwKeHequo</youtube></div>
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<big><big><b>Darth Vader's take.</b></big></big>
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</div> </li>
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Image:Birdie-himeframed1.jpg|For once it wasn't rape.
Image:Birdie-himeframed2.jpg|Nope, forget that, it's twice now.
Image:Birdie-himeframed3.jpg|HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES.
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Fontik managed to do even more damage, though (yet she still didn't do enough). Sophia tried to bait her again and gave her the link to yet another vent channel she made called 'SafePlace'. This time she foresaw the leaks and removed all the videos after around a day, putting up another one to taunt everyone else who found the channel. Unfortunately Fontik had already downloaded the videos and they were leaked as usual. Stix mirrored them on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg a shitpost channel.]

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<big><big><b>ROFL SHE'S GONNA DO A DOGEDUST</b></big></big>
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</div>
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<br>
===Swapping Oranges for Tangerines===

After the framing failed miserably, Fontik took another dive into the [[Nawlins|hurricane]] and gave her yet another dose of cold hard reality.

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Birdie-himeroast3.png|FAT
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Birdie revived her dormant 'SophiaLuigi7' Fontik fangirl account, scrubbed all the old videos and started posting again - except it was actually Fontik posting the videos because Sophia had given her access to the account to try and bait her. Then Sophia pulled out ''yet another voice'' that she had started making up at the start of January and even made a fursona for it. To no-one's surprise, this new persona looked almost exactly like one of Fontik's old drawings of herself. Worse still, just like Churro, it became her new [[Waifu|'girlfriend']].

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Birdie-carol1.jpg|[[Gambling|Place your bets on what's gonna happen.]]
Birdie-carol2.png|[[Unrealistic_expectations|The dream.]]
Birdie-caroltruthart.png|The reality. (Not made by Birdie.)
Birdie-carolbutitshimeguts.png|An alternative rendition in case you're [[Retard|slow.]]
Birdie-kibbles.png|Uninteresting color choice.
Birdie-carol3.jpg|Nobody saw that shit coming at all.
Birdie-carol4.jpg|Wrong, it's just you.
</gallery></div>

At the same time she began spreading shit about Fontik's unusual methods of trolling, projecting her obsession onto Fontik in a [[Sarcasm|totally unprecedented move]] and then staging a [[Chris_Crocker|Chris Crocker]] for herself.

<div style="text-align: center;"><ul>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit1.png|thumb|center|x200px|She is what she'll always have: a pussy.]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit2.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another day at the box office. Grab your popcorn.]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-himeshit3.png|thumb|center|x200px|How could she forget that 'no' always means 'yes'?]]</li>
<li style="display: inline-block;">[[File:Birdie-posthimeroast.png|thumb|center|x200px|Another sequel out in a matter of days. Still not as explosive as a [[Michael_Bay|Michael Bay]] film.]]</li>
</ul></div>

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<big><big><b>SHE'S A HUMAN! (Well, not quite.)</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>Guess where the inspiration came from.</b></big></big>
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</ul></div>
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===Approaching the Deadline===

Sophia had finally wised up to Fontik and had now rendered her efforts to get even more shit out of her a complete failure, profiting in almost the same way as Chris-chan himself only with a growing army of [[Zombies|unironic fangirls]] competing for her vaginal fluids. Fontik began screeching and used several alts on Discord to get to Birdie, but she had blocked all of her accounts. After Caps sent her mother an email, Fontik didn't stop wailing and leaked one of her own vent accounts to demonstrate just how much of a loser she was, breaking the trust of many of her supporters and throwing even more ammo to Sophia's army. After hearing about this freakout, Stix [[lol|cut herself]] and Caps went for her own neck (not just because the cycle was happening ''again'' but because she was a [[Lonely|failure in general]]). Many other onlookers were screaming because they were also a bunch of weak motherfuckers who pretended they were shocked because they thought they had nothing better to do. As for Sophia herself, she was still planning to carry out what she should've done a long time ago.

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Image:Birdie-febsuicide.jpg|It won't work because she weighs too much.
Image:Birdie-rerosuicide.png|He's right you know.
Image:Birdie-febsuicide2.jpg|Are you sure you're not sure?
Image:Birdie-suicideconfirmed.png|O SHI-
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<big><big><b>Again, DO IT FAGGOT.</b></big></big>
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[[Image:Birdie-himeretrospective.jpg|thumb|center|700px|If it's just about Fontik, why would she not just include orange but also yellow, purple and blue - respectively the colors used to represent herself, Stix and Riggs?]]

Unsurprisingly, Sophia [[Pussy|called off her suicide]] and instead went on the [http://archive.vn/BNPMw apology] train.

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<br>

==The Fallout==

Birdie's relevance and her attention-seeking would be absolutely fucking nothing if it wasn't for her place among the swarms of [[fucktards]] whom she swims among. Without them all of this would be [[Typical|typical]] [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|shit that no-one cares about.]]

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<br>

===The Supporting Cast===

If by now you don't know about the other main players in Birdie's uninteresting saga, lucky you! Here's a [[Wikia|rundown]] of the lot, all of whom are SNCA and therefore don't need an entire article about them (just yet, since some of them could set off a whole new lollercoaster).

*Fontik/RibChills/Himeguts is to Sophia what a healthy social life is to [[you]]. Just like the way in which many loners secretly envy normality whether they love it [[R9gay|or hate it,]] she's always wanted to grab Fontik's pussy despite sometimes also wanting to string her up. As a person, Fontik is weak and masturbates to terrible artists like Sleepykinq but has often used her influence over Sophia to create and spread massive lulz.

*DogeDust/StixDust/SecretSini is a slightly stronger [[aspie]] and much lulzier troll than Fontik, but as far as Birdie is concerned she's still trying to steal Fontik from her. Even when she says she wants out of the drama, she will still gossip and shitpost about Sophia, even going as far as doing a more accurate job with her 'memory' characters. When she's not being a troll or drawing porn, she's sticking her [[E-penis|e-dick]] in a toaster and venting about how terrible she is. No-one cares.

[[File:Birdie-stixmemories.png|center|thumb|550px|She's totally not obsessed with this boring crap. Trust me.]]

*Chaotic Blue/Toxikai/Riggs is a wannabe skiddie leader who has a long past of causing freakouts among the hive of diseased teenage girls. If he's not [[Top_Gear|screeching about cars]], ERPing with jailbait or acting like a lost EDiot on G+, he's organising schemes which he promises will [[Internet_Tough_Guy|DESTROY THE COMMUNITY AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED]]. All of his tricks are [[Abortion|aborted]] sooner or later. This particular chad has been hovering around Sophia since [[2016]] was on its deathbed.

*CAPSLOCK/Caps is some bitch who once whiteknighted a lot for Birdie as a friend and then dated Stix afterwards. Not interesting at all.

*Maddie/Goku is the virgin loner who got nude calls from Sophia almost every day for two months through basic bitch manipulation. Her friends supposedly chased him off, but he has been slightly close by since then.

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===The Fetus Army===

<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; width: 460px; background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF">
<big><big><b>The Birdie Fan Theme Song.</b></big></big>
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</div>

A quick look through Sophia's G+ and DA profiles let alone the wider internet will reveal plenty of children offering up their Discord usernames and [[Girl_on_the_Internet_Syndrome|pastel-colored genitals]] to their queen, defending her and making terrible 'art' for her. What's more, because of Sophia's influence among the hordes of other girls, many end up [[Copypasta|copying]] her mental illnesses and many of her other features!

{{cg|Open the floodgates!|Birdie|center||
<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Nonono_stop.png|Minimal style, minimal IQ.
Image:Birdiefanart2.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/believer2007/art/I-Am-Bored-So-I-Did-This-Thing-775725785 Off to the Museum of Regrets.]
Image:Birdiefanart3.png|[https://www.deviantart.com/tattletail25/art/Sexy-Mi-3-Birdie-768613164 Why do people can't understand?]
Image:Birdiefanart4.jpg|[https://www.deviantart.com/valu-chely/art/I-like-her-so-yeah-748408792 Her cunt's not yours, but her stepdad's.]
Image:Birdiefanart7.jpg|The kid who made this crap became a vocal whiteknight. Surprising? No.
Image:Birdiefan1.png|[[LURK_MOAR|LURK MOAR FAGGOT]]
Image:Birdie-fandemons1.jpg|Yup, they're even sharting out 'voices' too.
Image:Birdie-fandemons2.jpg|dUDE IM JUST LIKE HIM!!!!
</gallery>}}

Before the planned February suicide, some DA whiteknights became especially vicious. One tough [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonicfag]] in particular (Nakkurussu) found the shitstorm around Birdie after [http://archive.vn/ZRWIo making a group] to fight such injustice. He [http://archive.vn/3aa1c got tired] but [http://archive.vn/QMIGv came back quickly.]

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Image:Birdie-wk1.jpg|INFIDELS!
Image:Birdie-wk3.png|[http://archive.vn/t5mzp A former Birdie fangirl takes on someone who won't lurk.]
Image:Birdie-wkn2.jpg|Same thread, and look who's here in his shimmering armor.
Image:Birdie-wkn3.jpg|[http://archive.vn/TYUGE Spoiler: IT'S BEHIND YOU FAGGOT.]
Image:Birdie-wkn4.jpg|Nakku will never be [[Chris_Hansen|Chris Hansen.]]
Image:Birdie-wk4.png|Another proof that retardation is contagious.
</gallery></div>

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===Honourable Mention: Gencive===

None of the above came close to a tween called Gencive/Sicily that Hime discovered on some unimportant boring 'art' site. She runs three accounts there and wants to fondle Birdie, Hime, Stix and several other whores.

{{cg|Got deja-vu?|Birdie|center||
<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Birdiefan2.png|Birdie's [[AIDS|STDs]] have clearly already spread to [https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202051/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery this patient].
Image:Birdiefan3.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203225/https://www.pixilart.com/art/m-a-n-i-p-u-l-a-t-o-r-c1e3c7fbeb102e7 Already it looks terminal.]
Image:Birdiefan4.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204202913/https://www.pixilart.com/art/wowie-dadc37f99202cf8 Doesn't she know what every EDiot's attitude to raep is?]
Image:Birdiefan5.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190204203703/https://www.pixilart.com/honey-oats/gallery/album/oh-hannah-30263 She's also dropping Mexicunt food.]
</gallery>}}
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<br>

===IT WUZ A [[Game_Theory|BURDEE FEOWEEEEEEEEE]]===

Search 'Birdie rants' on JewTube you [[lazy]] faggots. It speaks for itself: every fucking Jew shit with a microphone and a fursona wants to weigh in on this [[Star_Wars|Jabba the Hut]] double's (lack of a) life. Very few of them manage to even carry out a [[Philosopher_Attack|philosopher attack]] no matter how hard they try.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! What they say. !! What they mean.
|-
| Don't harass Birdie! || [[Fuck_Her_Right_In_The_Pussy|FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY]]
|-
| She's only 14, she'll learn. || I mean, look at me! [[Abortion|I turned out fine!]]
|-
| Stop feeding her with attention. || Give me the fucking views instead, bitch.
|-
| Birdie is horrible and should die. || Ignore my fat ass.
|-
| She made this community horrible! || I don't bother to get off my ass and lurk.
|-
| Making an ED article is taking it too far you troll shits. || I am what's between my thighs and I'm on my period.
|-
| She's not far off from everyone else here. || [[Captain_Obvious|I really had nothing better to say.]]
|-
|}

Of course, one could simply replace 'Birdie' with any other child furry and the effect would be exactly the fucking same to literally no-one's surprise. However, many of the ranters ''do'' seem shocked that things like this happen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwexgPea2o and even make videos about the rants themselves.]

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<big><big><b>Case study: niggers with bird flu.</b></big></big>
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<br>
<br>

===Fanservice===
[[File:Birdie-fangirlsreaction.gif|center|600px]]

[[Image:Birdie-sooubs.jpg|thumb|center|400px|[http://archive.vn/2xUJL In case you still thought she wasn't aware.]]]

Sophia hasn't been entirely unaware of the drunken masses and for a time seemed to want to be rid of her haters and her fangirls alike - besides those fangirls whom she keeps in her increasingly-clandestine [[hugbox|Discord server]].

Of course, when she's met with the reality of the community she's in, she doesn't seem so diplomatic. Her reactions to her own fangirls reek of iron more than her menstrual blood does. One particularly lulzy example of this was when she dissed one of the biggest of these former fangirls (some boring 'animator' called Allison) who had gone nuts over her and even made a bootleg Polly in her vents. Some, like Allison, only saw the light of [[Raptor_Jesus|His Jurassicness]] after the flame wars of December 2018.

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<big><big><b>Movie Night! Once More!</b></big></big>
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<big><big><b>A Sincere Thanks.</b></big></big>
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Another example is her hypocritical reaction to yet another mulatto shit who used her character in a useless fanfic where his main character dated Polly despite it being one month after the newest Mystery x Polly image at the time!

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Birdie-timstanfanart1.jpg|Boring crap.
Birdie-timstancynnamix.jpg|Really fucking unoriginal.
Birdie-timstanreaction1.jpg|'When I do the same, it's absolutely fine!'
Birdie-timstanreaction2.png|Sophia's lack of literacy shows again.
Birdie-timstanvent.jpg|The consequences of not lurking moar.
</gallery></div>

<br>
<br>

===Her Biggest Whiteknight===

...happens to be her stepfather himself, Robert.

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Image:Birdie-robert1.png|If Sophia's the projector, he's the director.
Image:Birdie-robert2.png|[[NO_U|LEAVE MY KID ALONE!!!!!11!!]]
Image:Birdie-capstorobert.png|Caps screaming her head off.
Image:Birdie-robert3.jpg|It really does run in the family, eh?
Image:Birdie-capsraepsrobert.jpg|If an underage furfag with a [[vagoo]] is [[Pwnt|owning]] you, [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|that should tell you something]].
</gallery></div>

While Robert was right about everyone being a sensitive prick, he only proved that he was sucking his stepdaughter's inflamed labia and didn't want to [[Parenting|parent]] his kid [[Child_abuse|the right way]]. Though he loves to point out that everyone else's kid isn't schooled, [[Irony|guess who didn't get much of an education herself.]]

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<br>
<br>

===Failtrolls===

Explosive drama among children is nothing new, nor is [[Fake_News|fake news]]. While Stix got troll's remorse and Toxikai also eventually pussied out, many n00b trolls couldn't even [[ALLCAPS|capitalise]] on this lolcow's spiraling notoriety and didn't manage to inflict massive [[butthurt]].

*'AnonSatan' posed as Sophia on [https://web.archive.org/web/20190127101020/https://www.deviantart.com/anonsatan/gallery/ DA] and [http://archive.vn/SskST G+], releasing a bunch of drawings in late 2018. It caused a brief and small surge of lulz but they got found out.
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Birdie-anonsatanbtfo.jpg|At least you tried.
</gallery></div>
*Another kid called 'Chara' (probably also AnonSatan) [http://archive.vn/0uTT5 posted a blurred piece of incest porn on G+]. Except it was traced from several pieces of old art. They revealed an unblurred version and got instantly mocked.
<div style="text-align: center;"><gallery>
Birdie-charabtfo.jpg|''There's'' the proof, faggot.
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<br>
<br>

==Did you know...==

*Stix wasn't the only recipient of her address and her fans have actually sent her dedicated fan packages because 'shes going tHROUGH A HARD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!'? (Shout out to [[User:Gregheffley|some]] [[13-year-old boy]] for potentially putting ED into legal danger with regards to doxing minors. Fuck off and lurk.)
*Despite leaking so much stuff about herself, she hates her details being shared and wants people to stop contacting her parents?
*Her mother is obsessed with glass cunts?
*Her shit's now a favourite target for [[Pedophilia|'minor-attracted people']] who post [https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Birdie/1 their slop] on [[Paheal]] and Tumblr?
*She hates her NSFW character references being shared around? (Scroll down for a large number of them!)
<br>
<br>

===The Hall of Lame===

{{cg|No exceptions.|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4">
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Birdie-LLB2.png|In both of their dreams.
Birdie-LLB1.png
Birdie-Marsh3.png|Made by Marsha, a [[Brazil|Brazilian]] MAP. If only Nakku met her.
Birdie-MaddieNSFW2.png|Featuring Maddie and two of her personae.
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Birdie-JuneNSFW17.png
Birdie-JuneNSFW18.png
Birdie-JuneNSFW19.jpg|Sooner or later, everyone makes [[hentai]].
Birdie-JuneNSFW20.jpg|15 seconds before allahu akbar.
Birdie-Stixxedyetagain.png|Even Stix had some fun.
Birdie-kittydognsfw.png|...and so did Kittydog.
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</gallery>}}
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{{cg|Other Forbidden Material|Birdie|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Birdiedrawings-DSC00373.jpg|Sums everything up nicely.
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Birdie-crushat6.png|Whores always start out early.
Birdie-lesbianghostvampires.png|With an imagination like that, she could've got a job [[Adult_Swim|somewhere]].
Birdie-rapefetish.png|Didn't you figure it out by now?
Birdie-rapefetish2.png
Birdieyesyouare.png|[[Not|Denial.]]
Birdie-jan2019.png|Her future, only without wrinkles.
Birdie-2017-ish.png|Yes, that's a 12-year-old. Not a 40-something.
Birdie-girlsyrup.png
Birdie-selfcest1.png|She didn't stop with the selfcest either.
Birdie-selfcest2.png
Birdie-bitebetrayal.png|Her sister did nothing wrong. Just like [[Hitler]].
Birdie-vent1.jpg|Moar denial.
Birdie-rapejoke.jpg|[[Freedom_of_speech|That's not how it works.]]
Birdie-itsjustporn.png|At least she's being objective.
Birdie-wkattack.png|For [[Narnia]]!
Obsessed_bitch.png|Holding a plush of one of Fontik's OCs and wearing a mask inspired by Fontik's vents.
Birdie-exes.png|Some of her oldest exes.
Birdie-Idontcareaboutyoutrannydance.gif|Now you can use this shit too.
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Birdie-october2018retrospective.png|OH NO I HAVE TITS!!!!1!
Birdie-himevent.png
Birdie-parents1.png|Next time, use a belt.
Birdie-parentsknifemask.png|Trying to be a niglet.
Birdie-anotherknifevent.png
Birdie-redvent.png
Birdie-infectedvent.png|Many people wish.
Birdie-himelbvent.gif|BEGONE THOT.
Birdie-knifevent.png|ME CUTE KNIFEY GURL!
Birdie-dramadream.png
Birdie-wendyvent.png
Birdie-lovemepls7vent.png|For once, something she ''didn't'' upload...?
Birdie-littlemistakevent.png|She ain't wrong for once.
Birdie-sophiain2017.png|Simpler times.
Birdie-kittydog.png|She wasn't done shitting on her.
Birdie-murareturns.png
Birdie-october262018.png
Birdie-october2620182.png|Aaaaand another forced meme is born.
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<br>

==Will Birdie ever change?==
Obviously not, since mental retardation is classified as the inability to learn.

==Trolling Birdie==

[[Image:Birdie-purblefanfic.png|thumb|right|x260px|Say hi to Sophia's new cock socket!]]
*'Misgender' her. (No trannies will give a shit because she's [[Transtrender|faking it anyway.]])
*Find her vent accounts, then download and leak the videos.
*Keep telling her mother or her sister about all her crap.
*Make accurate rants on her. There's no excuses now.
*Be one of her exes (especially Fontik or Stix).
*Mirror her old videos.
*Pejoratively label her art as being [[anime]]. She hates it because [[DeviantArt|she put effort into it.]]
*Update this article but [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center|lurk]] before [[Newbie|you]] do.
<br>
===Trolling Birdie's fans===

*'Misgender' her (they hate it too!).
*Tell them they'll never feel her clit in their pussyholes.
*Email their parents about their [[Lesbian|new friend]].
*Bring them here and watch their heads explode.
*Get them to read some [http://archive.vn/xDPyd fanfiction]. If they cum, call 'em out and watch them drown in angry 10-year-olds.
*Get them to watch [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHMz7ruQbkA3hSQQC499kxg some of Stix's shitposts.]
<br>

==See also==
*[[14 year old girl]] - what she is [[Fact|and always will be]].
*[[Autism]] - what she has.
*[[Self harm]] - what she does (badly).
*[[Chris-chan]] - her real father.
*[[The Donald]] - he shall build The Wall and make her pay for it.
*[[Nazis]] - if he can't sort her out, maybe they can!
*[[Doxing]] - something she can't do very well.
*[[BlueCatRiolu]] - her male equivalent.
*[[Imma-The-Deer]] - a predecessor from DA.
*[[R4EDICAL]] - another predecessor (lol they're all the same).
*[[Attention whore]] - nigger were you even reading this article?
*[[Doctor_Phil|Dr. Phil]] - to whom her mother should’ve abandoned her.
*[[JellyBean]] - Another fag from the Western US who's also controversial.

==External links==

===Her accounts===

{{dauser|spritecranbirdie}} - main account, formerly 'SansBirdie'<br>
{{dauser|skullchills}} - an account she used for stalking Fontik<br>
{{yt|c|UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw|LUCIFUR}} - main channel, formerly Birdie and was originally known as 'strawbirrix'. Recently went Thanos on all her videos.<br>
{{yt|c|UC5wnjB1HU8YGc3Zd_CI29yg|7}} - Formally known as SophiaLuigi7. Used for copying Fontik's old art style and for Fontik-related vents. Was recently scrubbed.<br>
{{yt|c|UChHEYI4MXglhpw69uWWCzDg|churro the ferret}} - alt account<br>
{{yt|c|UCt-mwsWYMlHEBIX2vJCpdaA|hisguts}} - vent channel, everything BAWWWWLEETED<br>
{{yt|c|UC1mc5SLaJkopS3D5FaErOuw|RibCage}} - vent channel<br>
{{yt|c|UClzTzpE6AJzahz9w-NgeNGw|SafePlace}} - vent channel, almost everything BAWWWWLEETED<br>
{{yt|c|UC7uDlafEOoBjFQlnipmM_TQ|undini the jellifoosh undyne's wife and girlfriend}} - shitpost and vlog channel<br>
{{yt|c|UCVtJDgv_t-SIbmGi2XJMh7w|psycho!birdie}} - shitpost channel<br>
{{yt|c|UCk6ExemedF6yHxDyXLOegaA|chicken brent does not approve}} - shitpost channel<br>
* [https://plus.google.com/+niggIywiggIysuckstheirowndick Main Google+] Make sure to hurry up to archive it as it is gone on April 2nd 2019.

===Other shit===

[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sr9L1cZg9Y3rWUgRqG_aS2rtjzKC8V37 A Google Drive folder containing images and videos about her shit]<br>
[https://jumpshare.com/b/jWR4IVnqM4dzqWDUkGq4 A Jumpshare page with stuff from Chicken Brent times]
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1aj5xGrAeBvjVzBvTMMfOQ An entire channel] made by Allison to document some of the more recent shit.

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Talk:Husker the Wolf

2024-08-04T07:07:05Z

ALostFan:

Talk:Husker the Wolf

2024-08-04T07:05:05Z

ALostFan: Created page with "He's extremely a schizocow, but is there anything documented about his personal life or upbringing other than his dad being dead, whatever drove him to complete schizo and horrorcow? ~~~~"

Talk:Kashi-Kukku

2024-08-04T07:00:56Z

ALostFan: Created page with "He's a known horrorcow and A-log whose internet life was mostly centered around PassyVoreX, and everything about his friendly relationships with people screams entitled and selfish, and he'll gladly A-log once the person doesn't fulfill his wants. BlueCatRiolu is one of the most associated with him, specifically as Kashi being guilty of all four of the unholy tetrad maybe except for enabling. This page https://www.deviantart.com/passyvorex/journal/Debunking-Kashi-kuk..."

Husker the Wolf

2024-08-04T06:49:30Z

ALostFan:

{{eduser|Husker the Wolf}}
{{Aspergers}}
{{Benefits}}
{{Pedo}}
[[Image:MrCoolBlueIRL.png|thumb|Meet the conductor of the [[rape]] train.]]
'''Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley''' (a.k.a. '''Joeyinsully''' and '''Mr. Cool Blue''') is an [[autistic]] {{Age|1999|10|11}}-year-old [[British]] [[furfag]] who, much like [[Chris-Chan|every]] [[Spax3|other]] [[Blazesonic|autist]] [[Chasethehedgehog|on the]] [[Ulrichthehedgehog|entire]] [[Sonmanic|fucking]] [[DBoyWheeler|planet]], has an unhealthy [[sexual]] [[obsession]] with ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'', balloons and [[pregnancy]].

Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his [[life]] making a 23 minute [[Cartoon|animated film]] entitled '''Thomas and the Preggy Club''', which features an [[MS Paint]] rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting [[mpreg]] Sonic, [[preggo]] Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he [[stole]] directly from ''Sonic X'' because the project would have taken [[At least 100 years|another three fucking years]] if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.

== The First Steps ==
Joey asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad me can toons makes in TV, yes?" His daddy boldy replied ", in your dreams." Against dad's wishes and uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine.

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== Thomas Cartoon Series ==
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around [[wat|Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club]]. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and [[Theft|borrowing]] character templates from [[Kphoria]], the first episode of TCE was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the [[Andrew Dobson]] levels of [[fail]] that only [[retards]] can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, [[and nothing of value was lost]].

<center><youtube>v=Lc8kOHoWJuI</youtube></center>

{{quote|Well I'm gonna put a stop to this Preggy Club, Thomas!|Percy}}

But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a [[James Bond|Thomas the 007 agent]] episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from [[Furfag|volkenfox's]] [[visual novel]] game ''The Pirate's Fate'' and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a [[gay]] porn star which is going to take [[at least 100]] years to finish.

== Joey the Splendid Artist ==
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]]

<center><gallery>
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File:MrCoolBlue James and the furries.png
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas hates Paw Patrol.png
File:MrCoolBlue Joey's encounter with Meggy SMG4.png
File:MrCoolBlue Donald Trump and Boris Johnson fall into the pit.png|That's how Joey proudly displays his [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|hate boner]] on [[Donald Trump]] and [[Boris Johnson]].
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas and Mario on bed (Hungover meme).png|His most famous piece to date. Apparently this [[Sick fuck|wasn't satire.]]
File:MrCoolBlue Hungover meme.png
File:MrCoolBlue Thomas crew anime designs.png|Hopefully, the [[Wapanese]] fans might like his [[animu]] spin-off with panty scenes and fanservice.
File:MrCoolBlue Sandy Cheeks kissing Joey.png|A cute couple, not creepy at all!
File:MrCoolBlue Kashi K hate art.png
File:MrCoolBlue Buzzy Trombone hate art.jpeg
File:MrCoolBlue Mr. Weasel hate art.jpg
File:MrCoolBlue vomiting in Burger King.jpg|[[PROTIP]]: never order a chicken burger in [[Burger King]].
File:MrCoolBlue Stacy the Skunk (Ebeta2) farting on trains.png
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==The Balloon Party==
is by shoving an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]].

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== Joining ED ==

{{quote|Joining this website to ruin the reputation of the faggots who stalked me.|Joey, thinking we'd actually help him.}}
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "''I was under the impression this was to help me [[Asperger's Syndrome|fight my haters]], not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground.''" He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass [[pedo]]. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that [[ED:VIP|Vandalism is Pointless]], and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.

=== Known ED accounts ===

[[User:Husker the Wolf]]<br/>
[[User:YaroslavTV +1]]

== Gallery ==
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}}
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|}}

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==Videos==

===Videos Made by Joey===
{{fv|JoeyCartoonVids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;

|<youtube>v=0q3bOnGO0uQ</youtube><center>'''Unfinished videos compilation'''</center>
|<youtube>v=JowKId4ZvKA</youtube><center>'''[[I'm so random|Random faces = FUNNY!!!!1!!ONE!!!]]'''</center>
|<youtube>v=haatPTlgLhs</youtube><center>'''How he takes constructive criticism'''</center>
|<youtube>v=EHl_G_2NjdE</youtube><center>'''[[Family Guy]] theme song cover'''</center>
|[[File:MrCoolBlue SMG4 3M collab entry.mp4]]<center>'''His SMG4 3M collab entry'''</center>
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===Videos on Joey===
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|<youtube>v=W1QHuero5qA</youtube><center>'''Buzz Trombone's confrontaion'''</center>
|<youtube>v=RWpb4GYYGZI</youtube><center>'''Tards on Deck'''</center>
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== See Also ==

* [[Kashi-Kukku]] - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
* [[Colby James]] - also makes shitty fanfiction
* [[Chris-Chan]] - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else
* [[User:YaroslavTV|YaroslavTV]] - EDitor; husker's biggest enemy apparently, named one of his socks after him

==External Links==
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*<s>{{twitter|TTTE_Cartoonist}}</s> '''BALEETED'''

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Kashi-Kukku

2024-08-04T06:46:19Z

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{{天|This [[shitty attack article]] was written by '''[[Husker the Wolf]]''' who is an even bigger [[lolcow]].|Husker the wolf my fursona by huskertwolf.jpg|80px|lightgrey|80%}}

'''Kashi-Kukku''' (who’s real-name is '''Jason “Lyric” Cook''', or more commonly known as '''Kashi K'''., '''Lyrbobo''', '''United-Earth''', '''TheDancingScout''', '''buu_maji''' or '''NWR-Tasha''') is an American human-being, or a human-trying, who’s known to stalk, harass and bully several people just so he can be the hero. A real legitimate soyboy if we ever saw one.

And believe us, Kashi is kukku by name and cuckoo by nature. He’s a sorry, brainless fuck who thinks it’s funny to send death threats, block-evade, dox personal information and other criminal activity on the world wide web. But that’s enough outlining on who this jerkass is, time to expose his horrendous acts he’s done to people.

== Unhumble beginnings ==
Now for those who don't know Husker the Wolf, whose real name is Joseph Morley or Joey for short, he's a animator and a cartoonist who does fanart of Thomas and Friends. Although he's had a huge disreputation for his actions on the internet, that's another story. As a matter of speaking, Husker has been one of Kashi's favourite victim for years.

Now, at the time. Husker didn’t know who Kashi K. was, that was until he sent him this hate message:
[[File:Another blummin' hater.png|thumb|The first attack Husker got from Kashi.]]

Well, Husker's not hated by EVERYONE. Kashi's just spreading lies just to be popular, do you think it’s funny to send death threats to innocent users to make yourself the hero, Kashi? We don’t think it’s funny, just because someone else said it doesn’t mean you have to. But no, you don’t care. You’re just a brainless manchild who got abused by their mother as a child. Which probably explains why you’re a criminal to this day. And if it’s that not the only attacks he’s made on him, look at these!
[[File:They support me because of you, dumbass.png|thumb|Kashi spreading hate about Husker.]]

Like WHAT THE FUCK? Since when is Husker harassing you? If anything, it’s YOU who’s harassing HIM, Kashi. But no, you just choose to sweep it under the rug, brush it aside and pretend you’re not a criminal. But admit it, you are. And if THAT’S not enough salt to the wound…
You’re telling lies, LIES! ALL LIES! And look what he called him.[[File:Lol you're a bigger cunt.jpg|thumb|Kashi namecalling Husker]]You callin’ HUSKER a cunt, Kashi? Well, tell me this. DOES HUSKER LOOK LIKE A CUNT?! Does he go around bullying people 24/7 in real life than he does here online? NO, but do you? YES, because you got abused by your mother and that’s all you need to take your anger out on.

And if you think baiting Husker is funny just because he did fetish art. Sure, it may be bad, BUT YOURS, KASHI, IS FUCKING WORSE. Folks, shield your eyes for REAL cringe. (But don’t try and harass the actual artists who made these, just Kashi)

And now folks, prepare to vomit.
[[File:Vore alarm activated.png|thumb|Kashi's vore fetish.]]

Like DUDE, that is even more cringier than Husker's art and he wouldn't even draw train fetish like that. In fact, even staring at this for long periods of time makes us want to bleach my eyeballs out.

But as if Husker's not the only victim he’s targeted. Another innocent user he targeted was BlueEngineLiz6, who's trainsona is a recolour of Percy. But Kashi, being a republican douchebag he always is, thinks it’s funny to harass Liz and spread rumours and misinformation about her. Take a look at this:
[[File:More fetishy cringe.png|thumb|Kashi's inflation fetish.]]
[[File:Now THAT is cringe.png|thumb|OHMYGOD, LOOK AWAY NOW! HE FUCKING MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT!]]
Liz doesn’t treat people like shit, she’s very wise and caring. Not like you, here’s more proof that he’s a bully towards her. Liz is not cringe, if anyone’s cringe, Kashi, it’s you and your shitty OC Tasha. The one who you drew inflation art of. Oh, and here’s another lie he made about Liz.

Liz helped to shape this fandom you're a part of. If it hadn’t been for her, none of us would have a fandom to work with. She’s bringing it together whereas poo-brain Kashi is helping to break it apart. Like these:

She does, it’s you who’s the sexist fuck, Kashi. And if Liz isn’t the only poor soul who got attacked by this online terrorist, another victim he attacked was CahlilNWR. Don’t believe us? Take a look at these.

He’s not being a jerk; he’s calling you out for the constant shit you’ve given towards Liz. We don’t tolerate those who are a complete cunt towards her. There’s nothing wrong with Liz, your actions are the reason why people are getting depressed every day. Like on these posts:

Like what the fuck? HUSKER? Harassing people for opinions? THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE, as a matter of speaking, Kashi harasses people for his entertainment and doesn’t stop until that victim has taken their own life.

Oh… and speaking of that. Let us tell you a dark secret that Kashi’s whiteknights have brushed aside.
[[File:More proof that Kashi K. is a criminal.png|thumb|Proof that Kashi K. drove a minor to suicide.]]
Now, don’t get me wrong. Even we hate TidmouthThunder and SwindonSudrian too. But this is a true story that must be told.
[[File:Proof that Kashi K. is a criminal.png|thumb|More proof that Kashi drove a minor to suicide.]]
And it gets darker…

And THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S TRYING TO DO TO HUSKER. Lyric a.k.a Kashi-Kukku is trying to convincing Husker to kill himself. Well listen here, Kashi. THAT IS NOT HAPPENING!!! If he DOES go down, YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH HIM. And no matter how many times you’re going to say to us “Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself”. WE WON'T DO IT! Even if you’re willing to try and dox people's home addresses, illegally fly all the way to their country and then house-intrude them. THAT... ISN’T… HAPPENING! Oh… and speaking of death threats. Here’s some of the finest death threats he’s sent to innocent people.

Oh yeah, did we forget to mention, Lance a.k.a VailingDeath and Sir Jorge is also a cloutchaser, and a whiteknight to Kashi. And he’s DOXXED Husker too, and has gotten hold of his fucking Facebook, so he knows where he lives, and he knows his family. So Lance is pretty much a fucking whiteknight to Kashi.

But anyways, back to more of Kashi’s award-winning death threats...

== Stalking Husker the Wolf ==
Those two words “kill” and “yourself” are the sweetest words Kashi likes to masturbate to. He even fakes that he hates horny people.

Now these clearly aren’t death threats but there’s more where they come from.
[[File:His shitty OC Character.png|thumb|Lyrbobo, the Kashi equivalent of Sonichu.]]
Another most vile crime that he’s done and committed is brainwashing Husker's friends into thinking he's he bad guy, when that is entirely untrue. As he posted this on his 24<sup>th</sup> birthday.

DUDE, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? That 12-year-old was a troll, Husker was putting him in his place, and that troll was none other than Hayden! But no, you just had to go and brainwash nearly all his friends and we mean, NEARLY ALL OF THEM, into thinking Husker was a pedophile. YOU’RE NOT FUCKING BETTER, KASHI. You’ve just ruined TEN YEARS of my hopes and dreams with your lies, bait, clout, rumours, misinformation, EVERYTHING. The next thing we know is that you’ll start doxxing Husker's home address and finding out about his family.

But if that’s not the only salt to the wound, Husker tried privatising his Twitter account to avoid him leaking tweets, but Kashi being the block-evader he usually is, leaked them anyway:

Here’s some lies he made about Husker and his friend being racists:

Come on, Husker and his friends aren’t ONE TAD RACIST. He just made fake tweets about them to get attention. He's a bully, a liar, and a cloutchaser. He also had the guts to get one of Husker's Twitter accounts suspended as seen here:

Because of his ultimate abuse of power to get Husker to commit suicide, he had no choice but to leave Twitter for good. Which is annoying because he has friends there, but Kashi K. has manipulated them into thinking he's an asshole.

Another bad thing that Kashi always likes to hurt Husker is compare him to the worst Sonic fan in history, which we all know is Chris-Chan. He’s always calling him a “pedophile Chris-Chan”. For fuck’s sake. DOES HUSKER LOOK LIKE CHRIS-CHAN? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A TRANSGENDER MANCHILD GOING AROUND CAUSING CRIMES WHEREVER HE GOES? Well, the answer is NO! In fact, people should compare him to Osama Bin Laden. He’s a way worse criminal than Chris Chan, and THAT’S exactly who Kashi is, the next Osama Bin Laden. We have tons of proof of him comparing me to the worst Sonic fan in history as seen here:

If Bin Laden isn’t the only criminal that we compare Kashi to, we should call him the “Mr. Dr. Eggman of the Thomas fanbase.” And I have this photoshopped image of his irl face that shows he really does look the part.

But techincally, that’s not what he looks like in real life. Well, not with the moustache and glasses like Mr. Dr. Eggman, but he looks like this.
[[File:Kashi K. (Yes, that's him in irl! He definitely looks like a criminal lol!).jpg|thumb|Kashi's real-life face.]]
Surprised? Well, he DOES look like a criminal, probably in person as well. Maybe a serial killer or a pedophile. Or... a copycat Chris-Chan without the Lyrbobo keychain.

Oh, that reminds us. He bullies Husker for liking characters such as Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit and Fifi La Fume. But Kashi actually simps for Bluey, who is literally a 7-year-old cartoon dog. Like these tweets here: Like come the fuck ON! You bully Husker for liking certain characters yet you spend sitting on your chair, in your underwear, maturbating to a cartoon dog who is also a minor. And look, he’s even got Bluey fetish art on his DeviantArt page.

Another thing we should mention is that his criminal record runs in the family. In this leaked tweet we found, he confirmed that his mother was a druggie. And we can’t lie, he probably DOES live in an abusive house because his mother was a FUCKING PROSTITUTE! Oh yeah, did we forget to add that he was adopted as a baby and doesn’t have a real fucking mother? That goes to show how much of a sad, dumbass life he really has. I’m surprised his mother didn’t drop him on his head as a baby.

== One account down ==
Earlier this year, Kashi K. managed to hack into someone's Patreon and deleted all of their hard work, which people have paid for. Fortunately, someone who was a close ally to that friend managed to get his account suspended on Twitter. Although Kashi has two accounts, his public one was finally taken down after a year or two of self-harassment.

[[File:Haha, I win..png|thumb|Kashi's suspended Twitter.]]

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