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William Atchison

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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
 
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{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, 1996}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, 2017 (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison''' (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
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Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.
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==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[:File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|brony/furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

==Almost [[V&]]==
A frequent visitor to [[Steam]] game discussions, our boy [[cock|Willy]] was first investigated by the feds, both local police and [[FBI]], back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody [[Lulz|reported his profile to fuck with him]]. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]].

==Ali David Sonboly==
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil.

[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]]

==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
 
The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].

{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}}

[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]]

[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]].

==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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==Online presence==
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[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}}
** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}}
** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}}
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}}
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}}
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system'''
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]].
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}})
* [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]])
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}})
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}})
* [http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato Minecraft Forum account] (Archived: {{archive|nu0Nq|1}} {{wayback|http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/El_Digato|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds account] (Archived: {{archive|KHV7F|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/|title=2}})
* [https://www.findagrave.com/user/profile/48554114 eldigato] - Find A Grave account.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA]
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}}
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.'''
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.'''
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Galleries==
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Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]]
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Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.png|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
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Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
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File:Will A Victims.jpg|The two victims
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File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|Chickenscratch manifesto
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png.png|Woah, don't cut yourself on that sharp edge!
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
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Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png
Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry.
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing
File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too
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Image:KIWI FARMS IS DANGEROUS.png|[[Twitter]]
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]]
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball]
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl==

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===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!===
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato."
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}}
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}}
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}}

===Bill's opinion of such fangirls===

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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]]
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy
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==Score==

{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|1|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed|0|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}}
 
{{Wanted|1}}

==See also==
[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy.
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt.
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.

==External links==
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]]
* [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link]
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1]
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2]
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun!
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}})
* [https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites ''The Daily Beast'' discusses his Internet presence, which includes this very website,] and of course makes a complete pig's ear of it (Archived: {{archive|nYA0K|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-white-supremacy-sites|title=2}})
* [https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/ Local newspaper covers his life in school and some of his edgier comments online] (Archived: {{archive|zuWqQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.daily-times.com/story/news/crime/2018/04/17/aztec-high-school-shooting-investigation-william-atchison/513013002/?from=new-cookie|title=2}})
* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}}
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[:File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
 
 
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Among Us

2024-06-23T18:35:53Z

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'''Among Us''' (also known as '''Among Us 1''' during the initial development of the sequel known as "Among Us 2") and also known as '''Space Mafia''' and '''Blatant Space Station 13 Rip-Off''' is a stupid, overrated game created and published by Innersloth, better known as Innerslut. Among Us was originally intended to be a mobile-only multiplayer game with a single map. Before it's popularity, It almost come into an end when a head-developing retard known as Marcus Bromander (who is PuffballsUnited and widely known for Henry Stickman series) never stops whining like a [[faggot]] about the game only [[fail|averaging over 30 to 50 people]]. The first version of the game is nothing other than a bag of shit kind of mobile app that was relevant for only two days on the app stores. Then the past few years, the game became popular, thanks to [[COVID-19 pandemic]] for making us [[boring|bored]] and forcing us to play this shitty game. This game is a shitty Rip-Off of space station 13, massively dumbed down and made totally uncomplicated (Unlike SS13) so that inbreds and the [[Fucktard|mentally disabled]] are capable of playing it.

It's an online multiplayer social deduction game where you and everyone else play as astronauts who are given visual "tasks" to complete around the map in order to win a game. [[fake|Impostors]] are enemy characters whose objective is to [[molest]] all of the crewmates on the map. They are given a mock-up list to blend in with their crewmates and sabotage vital systems in order to distract them from fixing their tasks. If one of the players is molested, they turn into a [[ghost]] and can walk through walls, spectate around, and chat with other ghosts, but they STILL have to fucking do the task [[boring|again]]. Crewmates used surveillance cameras to view different parts of the map to help identify imposters. If you were able to find out who and where the player was [[pwned]] at, call a meeting with your crewmates and have them debate who they believe is an imposter based on the evidence, until a plurality vote is held, where they eject the person they believe is an imposter. The person with the most votes is ejected from the space after a certain number of seconds.

To nobody's surprise, Among Us received an excessive amount of pseudo-success that climbed to the top of the list of App Stores, burying Fall Guys deep into the gravestone, only because some random streamer named Sodapoppin was playing the game. Some other prominent streamers and YouTubers were also playing the game since they're too much of a dull, unoriginal piece of shit that doesn't have a single idea to make original content. Among Us also inspired a thousand of unfunny memes by [[basement-dwelling]] [[virgins]] that tries too hard to be funny.

This shitty game was also ported to many prominent consoles and devices (including [[Xbox]], [[Nintendo Switch]], and [[faggot|PC]]) for $5, while [[Sony]] is a dick-riding jewfag for making the game cost $50 for [[Playstation 5]]. The users who bought these for $5/50 are too much of a dumbass to play on mobile, because they're the same retards who doesn't prefer to play on mobile games. In this case, You can just [[R|pirate]] the game on [[BitTorrent]], minus the ability for the game to be able to update automatically so you have to manually pirate the next version.
==Gameplay==
[[File:Crewmate_banner.png|300px|center]]
*If you haven't already, read the "How to Play" section first dumbass. You can select game-modes "Local" and "Online" ("Single-player" and "multiplayer" in particular). If you don't want to play with [[bots]] in single-player, then go to multiplayer to play with real users, who are more supremely retarded more than the bot itself.

*In multiplayer, you can host a game, find a public server, or enter a code from a private server.

*You can try a filter to find a server that matches for you, which also has chats in different languages. If you are encountering errors when joining the servers, then try another. This is because the servers are weak as fuck and you can't join at common times, hence their shitty logo name "[[sloth]]". Blame Innerslut for not fixing their shit despite them knowing the game has millions of people playing.

*If you join a server when everyone else is waiting to join a game (It can be up to 4 players in the game). Players will spawn in a waiting room before the game begins, where they must wait for more players to join before the game can begin. You can wear cosmetics, which include [[hats]], skins (unused only), and pets, and cost between $0.99 and $2.99, if you don't want to be a bored person who stands in the middle of the waiting room like a lonely faggot. The game's settings are in the top left corner, and you can change them with your laptop if you're the game's host. Remember not to change the settings to make it appear as if you're on drugs.

*With the game now begin, the main objective is to get all of your tasks finished along with your crewmates, and also don't forget that there's an Impostor that kills everyone who passes them nearby. The best way to avoid is to get away from the vents, or get near with the crewmates. If you see an imposter, immediately run and presses the emergency button at the middle of the cafeteria, so you can alert the crew-mates to make a meeting about your shitty evidence. If your evidence is clear enough, the Impostor can be ejected out of the existence. If the crewmates, along with the ghosts, had their tasks finished wins the game and loses the game if the crewmates haven't finished the tasks [[lazy|on time]].
==Development==
[[Image:Innersloth.png|thumb|right|200px|The creator of this abomination. Developing Among Us is literally just a time-wasting simulator.]]
The Unity engine was used to create Among Us, which began development in November 2017. The live-party game ''[[wikipedia:Mafia (party game)|Mafia]]'' and the science fiction horror film ''[[wikipedia:The Thing (1982 film)|The Thing]]'' served as inspiration for the game. Many of the game's mechanics are inspired by ''Mafia''. Marcus Bromander, a co-founder who has been playing the Mafia game since he was a child, came up with the idea first. In order to build Among Us' first map, The Skeld, Among Us paused development to work on another shitty flash-made [[Jewgrounds]] game, The Henry Stickmin Collection. During the development of the first map, they intended for the ship to be constantly in crisis and for the Impostors to be able to do visual tasks. Innersloth found the game extremely painful to do play-testing. They brought eight friends and never fucking tested the game with more than ten people. The game originally intended to be a mobile-only multiplayer game with a single map.

Among Us was first released to [[Android]] and [[iOS]] in June 2018, under the Appid "spacemafia". Turns out, Among Us was nothing more than a shitty kind of mobile game that was relevant for less than four days and averaged over 30 to 50 players daily. They should've not worked on an [[shit|immensely crappy]] murder-mystery-type game for almost six months. Because of this, Brandon never stfu about the game being bad at marketing like a faggot. Innerslut almost abandoned this game multiple times, but continued to keep the ball going to achieve its success by adding new features, such as adding multiplayer, customization, tasks, and other options. Among Us was then released on November 16, 2018. The game originally had no sound. Willard later scrapped together some sound effects to compose the SFX for the game.

On August 9, 2019, Innersloth [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHhk0dDJwBM announced the trailer] of a second map as a follow-up to The Skeld, MIRA HQ, although it was released 1 day prior to its announcement. Innerslut also then followed a third map, Polus, a map set on the planet Polus as a planetary base. The fourth map, the Airship, was announced to be released on March 31, 2021. Unlike 80% of Among Us' retarded fanbase, The Airship [https://henrystickmin.fandom.com/wiki/Infiltrating_the_Airship originated from one of the games] in the Stickman series, which was founded by Brandon under the name "PuffballsUnited". Since Innersloth was a team-begging [[jew]] company, the maps used to cost you $4 through in-app purchase. If that wasn't cheap enough, they reduced it $2, but almost none of people actually bought it. Later, they made it free for everyone in June 2020.
==Internet memes==
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[[image:AmongusGoatse.png|thumb|200px|[[Goatse]] predicted Among Us.]]
Across all of these years, everyone's humor has degraded and has developed a method of being the most annoying faggots on the internet as possible, by turning video games into shitty kinds of memes and "[[shitpost|shitposting]]" across all over the internet. This basically proves that they can make a living without having a life. These memes, what we call "Among Us memes," are some of the most unfunny, extremely fagtastic memes to ever grace the meme community. Some, or maybe all, always have to include the word "sus", a slang word used by dyslexic retards who can't spell the word "suspicious". Because of this, "sus" eventually lost its meaning, thanks to [[basement-dwelling]] [[retards]] who started using it as another term for "[[gay]]". This section is all about the shitty, prominent memes that [[nobody cares about]]. Even the [[YouTube Poop]] community hates the “sus” jokes, which they stated that Among Us stole the term from them.
===Amogus===
'''Amogus''' is a bastardized version of the name of Among Us, and it refers to the simplified drawing of a crewmate from Among Us used in memes. The word gained popularity after a thousand retards start spreading across the internet because of its shitty spelling. The earliest was posted by a redditor, /u/star-platinum, who posted an unfunny image macro meme that refers to Among Us's bastardized name, "Amog us". Although the post did receive 800 upvotes, it didn't spawn a shitty trend. On January 16th, [[2021]], Reddit user/u/Lewdvik posted a crudely edited cartoon by webcomic alt-right artist StoneToss. The edit replaced one of the people in the final panel of the comic with a white crewmate from Among Us, and the dialogue line was changed to the single word "amogus." This word is now being used as a catchphrase in [[memes]].
===When the Imposter is Sus===
'''When the Imposter is Sus''' also known as '''Sus Jerma''' is a meme that was made with PicsArt. It was created when someone started using the "smile" filter on Jerma's face a thousand times, until it was unable to detect the face. The meme gained popularity and at the time of its trending, many of its fans never stfu about it for months until it died. It's the first meme to ever popularize the word "sus". As previously mentioned, it's used by players to point out that a player is suspected of being an imposter.. It was first mentioned on LavaMeteor's Facebook page since late October. The meme is based on the image of the [[Sesame Street]] character [[Fucktard|Bert]]. Later, some random faggot from [[Imgur]] stole the image and captioned it "sus". Because of how scary this image was, this abomination will haunt Jerma for months because of his [[basement-dwelling]] fanbase.
===Among Us Twerking===
'''Among Us Twerking''' is a viral GIF of a yellow Among Us crewmate twerking. The GIF was featured in a number of Among Us shitposts. The meme is based on a scene from the [[2006]] animated film [[Shit no one cares about|Open Season]], in which the character [[Black People|Boog]] performs exactly as the gif does. The GIF was first [https://twitter.com/ScreechyAurora/status/1308164017408663552 shared] on October 28th, 2020 by ScreecyAurora, and has since appeared in numerous memes, including YouTube videos.
===Everything is Among Us!!111!1!!1===
This meme is basically just a more-unfunny, rip-off version of the [[Illuminati]] [[meme]], a meme where retards view every triangle as a symbol to Illumanti's logo. This one, which definitely has no name, is about you see everything that resembles the crewmate(s) from Among Us. The memes are typically image macros accompanied by text expressing insanity over seeing the character in objects. On October 9th, [[2020]], /u/Pitvabackla posted an image macro of a fire alarm that resembled the red character, which sparked the first mention of this meme. As a result, it received over 20,000 upvotes from the /r/AmongUs community. Another image macro similar to the first became popular, with the text "''I CAN'T F***ING TAKE IT AT THIS POINT I'm LITERALLY GOING FUCKING INSANE 3ERRTH Liquid Fluid Gas Font''" over an object resembling the character.

==See Also==
*[[Fall Guys]]
*[[A bit sus]]
*[[Illuminati]]
*[[Games]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Twitter]]
==External Links==
*[https://innersloth Official website of Innersloth]
*{{yt|c|UCKuI2VapWQjkMz2DDrLvLKw|YouTube channel}}
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I am looking for [[Lulz|lulzy]] insults to make, but I'm still deciding first. [[User:I hate autistic people|I hate autistic people]] ([[User talk:I hate autistic people|talk]]) 18:04, 17 May 2021 (EDT)

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OhInternet

2024-06-23T18:33:12Z

0: PLZBAN THIS FAGGOT User:Ryan Brewer is a dumbass

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{{goodnews|'''OhInternet.com is no more. No news at 11 because nobody cares.'''}}
[[Image:EDvsOHI.png|center|835px]]
<center>[[know the difference|The difference]].</center>
[[Image:Cleaned_up_OI.png|thumb|Utilizing the stylish 30 pt Arial font on a white background (aka [[Photoshop]] default values), this logo finely represents the creativity and effort put into the site.]]

'''OhInternet''' (also known as '''OhI''', '''OhShitternet''', '''[[Know Your Meme]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', or '''old ED's purported [[lol jk|killer]]''') was the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|fetid afterbirth spilling]] from the [[The Blue Waffle|diseased uterus]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]’s [[Incontinent Student Bodies|heartbreaking]] temporary downfall of April 2011. Created by [[fat|morbidly obese]] traitor-[[fag|hipster]] [[Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo]] and her sysop sheep, [[Know Your Meme|OhI]] was basically a carbon copy of ''[[Know Your Meme]]'', except instead of cataloging memes with a pseudo-scientific flair, it depressingly and relentlessly tested the reader's tolerance for tepid, pretentious, and smarmy articles about [[old|HILARIOUS]] [[unfunny|INTERNET]] [[memes|CULTURE]]. It was among the Internet's most naked and obvious attempts to gain [[Jew gold]] at the expense of content, though this was vehemently denied by the grossly corpulent and badly-aging liar who orchestrated this unforgiveable, unabashed treachery. Going from an awesome wiki about drama to an almost offensively bland catalog of memes and milquetoast "columns," [[Know Your Meme|OhI]] was universally panned by the Internet during its thankfully brief existence.

==History==
[[File:Riptweet.png|thumb|The ironically life-saving tweet.]]
Before this abortion, there was a mighty wiki known as Encyclopedia Dramatica, Sherrod’s offspring, which originally archived [[LiveJournal]] Drama. However, as ED began to cover other topics it attracted different users whom Sherrod despised and who didn’t think her as mighty as she perceived herself. From then on, she began to hate her own offspring more and more as each day passed by. For the longest time, she chose to keep it as it was her only cash cow in life as she was too lazy to get a real job. ED became plastered with ads, and EDF sold useless Internet add-ons for more than ten dollars, yet Sherrod was never satisfied.

In 2010, [[josephevers.blogspot.com|a blog]] dedicated to [[dox]]ing ED sysops popped up and paranoia ensued across [[ED IRC]]. Shortly after that, DMCAs were being sent at an alarming rate. Sherrod, being a gargantuan pussy, refused to restore articles despite counter [[DMCA]]s being filed, as she wanted to stay on the “safe” and “legal” side. The two people who basically did all the logical thinking for her, [[OldDirtyBtard]] and [[weev]], were gone from the Internet as well. Seeing the site that ED looked down upon get money, she decided to give in to pressure and do things the easy way: sell out.

[[File:Edohilol.jpg|thumb|The original stands the test of time... ]]
[[File:Edch-ohins-you.png|thumb|...and 2.0 continues the legacy...]]

Interestingly enough, [[Know Your Meme|Oh Internet]] was actually supposed to replace ED back in late January 2011. This was prevented when an infamous [[tweet]] popped up in ED’s official Twitter account saying “RIP.” This three-letter tweet broke the hearts of many Internet nerds and Gawker wrote an article about it including a link to the blog that contained sysop dox. Due to many complaints, Sherrod allowed ED to remain on life support another two months.

=== Statements from the sellouts ===
[[File:KillHamstergetstold2.png|thumb|[[killhamster]] gets [[pwned]] attempting to [[whore|promote]] Oh Internet.]]

It all started with ED going down and Sherrod posting tweets about ED “[[Lies|going under maintenance and coming soon shortly]].” Then the OhI blog was born. Surprisingly, it had an okay start. However, when it was revealed that [[ED is not|ED was NOT]] being fixed and was getting replaced with the new OhI wiki, shit began to get real.

{{squote|a more toned down content style and a streamlined design: [[Lie|Shock for shock’s sake is old at this point]] and we’re looking forward to the future and how things are evolving … when you put [[Faggot|user]] experience first, the language becomes highly important and that’s what we’ve done.|Sherrod}}

[[File:ED_newswalk_sellout_story.PNG|thumb|One nice day on Encyclopedia Dramatica...]]
[[File:Ohinternetpopular.png|thumb|As popular as ever]]

As the internet mourned the loss, Sherrod tried to ease the [[pain]]. However, her main mistake was her refusal to talk to ED’s fanbase. Instead, she did attentionwhoring interviews and alienated the users that did the majority of work on ED.

{{squote|The other platform of note, Encyclopedia Dramatica, is not a site that is comfortable to be on for most people, unless you are okay with racism and pornography in all of your content, but surprisingly, a lot of people are.|[[Faggot|Andrew Thornton]], Sherrod's boyfriend and former owner of ED}}

Unfortunately for Sherrod, her answers were far from satisfactory, which led the users to turn against her. Droning about how [[I Can Has Cheezburger?]] bought ''Know Your Meme'' and had $30 million only made her appear even greedier for [[jew|money for money’s sake]].

{{squote|don’t have a lot of visibility into ICHC/''KYM'', though I do know they have $30 million dollars and don’t allow direct editing of their content. When you have that much VC, you aren’t beholden to the community anymore, you’re beholden to VC dudes and shareholders and everything else that comes along with bankers giving you multimillions. The opposite of agile. Oh Internet isn’t beholden to anyone but me and my users. They have gatekeepers who decide what is andis not worthy of coverage}}

Like all sows on the internet, WhaleVinyl still has some misguided white knights. The loyalists are [[Sheneequa|former]] [[Killhamster|ED]] [[Pink Poodle|sysops]] and users who weren’t funny enough to write articles on ED. The [[Cunt Destroyer|OhI sysops]] have gained a sense of elitism as they believe that they singlehandedly created ED and they have a say on what happens to it.

{{squote|Oh Internet considers the entire Internet worthy of documenting, which includes mobile apps, startup execs, programmers, subcultures, events and yes, memes too. The users make the decisions on that, notshareholders or a board of directors. Oh Internet is something I take very personally. We don’t have paid staff or writers or any employees, we DIY everything and I’m in there every single day, creating content myself and am available on our IRC network.|Despite their claims of covering everything, linking correctly to Best ED is forbidden.}}

[[Retarded|As a stroke of genius]], Oh Internet now tries to justify itself by attacking its old fanbase in a [[Attention Whore|subtle and well calculated manner]].

{{squote|Eventually, the site was overrun with chantards, who exploited the site's freedom of speech approach, until the site closed in April, 2011. This was done with a heavy heart by the site's owner, Girlvinyl, who managed this untenable situation for several years. After the site closed, several sites attempted to mirror Encyclopedia Dramatica's content. These sites were soon overrun by the same chantards who ruined Encyclopedia Dramatica itself.}}

As well as [[Irony|becoming the very thing it sought to mock]].

{{squote|While the articles themselves are mostly satirical jabs at Internet users (both individually and in groups) and phenomena, bear in mind that the Encyclopædia Dramatica itself is a parody of a much less funny online encyclopedia. As such, ED articles tend to make fun of the supposed objectivity and accuracy, elitism, and stupid edit wars of such sites. In other words, expect blatant, biased lies, and expect boring truths to get deleted quickly.}}

==Content==
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[[File:new_fag.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Oh Internet fan]]

Save yourself from browsing Oh Internet; this will summarize it just fine. To start off, the layout entirely resembled the page of a parked domain. What made one realize that it was an actual website was that the page used to be plastered with boring memes from two years ago that appeal to twelve-year-olds. The templates users utilized when making an article were worse than those of freewebs, and each article started off with a one line sentence and a giant image. Despite Sherrod stating that Oh Internet was meant to catalog anything Internet related, the only articles that users were allowed to write about were meme-centric.

In essence, OhI was basically a watered-down version of [[WhatPort80]], another censored version of ED which the sysops spent so much time building. However, OhI had a boring layout, different format, less article content and bigger text. The bulletin board, which was equivalent to ED's [[TJC|Thizzlehat Junction Center]], used to be the center of complaints made by ED fanatics and the rare thumbs up.

Frankly, nobody gave a shit about this site, and [[FACT|the site is DEAD]]. [[And_nothing_of_value_was_lost|Ogun be praised]].
[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729163858/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:RecentChanges&limit=500 There were typically fewer than 5 article edits per day, and the same 3 users seemed to be making 99% of the edits].

'''[[Red Link|The vast majority of the internal links on each OhI article were red]].'''

===General response===
[[File:oh_alexa.png|thumb|left|Girlvinyl's actions propel ED to an all-time high [http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?&w=400&h=220&o=f&c=1&y=r&b=ffffff&n=666666&r=1m&u=encyclopediadramatica.rs&&u=encyclopediadramatica.com&u=ohinternet.com& in alexa]]]
[[File:Ohinternet_edits.png|right|thumb|OhInternet frequently sees upwards of ''two'' page edits a day.]]

Turning into the very thing it made fun of, OhI became the most reviled thing on the Internet. The very fanbase on which OhI sysops blamed the downfall teamed up into a great force which resurrected Encyclopedia Dramatica through a herculean labor of [[Less than three|love]] and necromancy. They transformed the ED realm and annihilated the old regime of Sherrodocracy. To fuel their abject hatred of the land-manatee, they had to retrieve thumbnails of images through Google cache when Sherrod had a full archive of the images yet pigheadedly refused to give them out.

Others took to vandalizing the Oh Internet wiki, the only funny part of the site, sadly. Thanks to the "[[Circlejerk|Daily Top Ten Contributors]]," vandals made it their goal to reach the list as they gain points by ruining articles (somehow) and boasting their fine skills. Below were the finest contributors of Oh Internet.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729165257/http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/Pynchon Pynchon]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729163433/http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/GhostOfODB GhostOfODB]

===Cool users!===
But not everyone preferred ED over Oh Internet - just ask [[Luka Magnotta]], author of the Web's premierest snuff film, who allegedly maintained [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://ohinternet.com/Luka_Rocco_Magnotta a profile] on the site, according to the ''[http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/30/luka-rocco-magnotta-video-allegedly-shows-body-parts-suspect-dismembering-victim/ National Post]'', who [[lrn2|don't know how]] to read [https://web.archive.org/web/20111209064854/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Luka_Rocco_Magnotta&action=history an edit history], or tell the difference between article and userspace, even on Wikipedia.

===Ways you could get banned from Oh Internet===
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729160303/http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/Shika Sign up]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729162430/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Oh_Internet_talk:Bulletin_Board&diff=prev&oldid=37875 Attempt to remove uncivil and slanderous content]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729163831/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AMichaeldsuarez "Treason"]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729151824/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AILOVEOHI Proclaim your love for their website]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729155233/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AZaiger420 Be Zaiger]
*[[:File:OHI LOGO TROLL 2.JPG|fix]] [[:File:Ohinternet 2012-09-19.png|redlinks]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729160442/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Sherrod&page=User%3AHipcrime]
<pre><tamara> Ohello: hi
<warhol> Oh i thought that said Othello
<warhol> hahahaha
<tamara> one can but dream
* Ohello thrusts his big, throbbing, knotted dragon phallus into Tamara's ass so hard, that he uses the blood as lubricant. He closes his eyes and imagine Tamara is the dragon from Shrek, and that her blubber is the dragon's rump. Tamara becomes so butthurt that she disconnects him
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).</pre>

== The supposed reason for this faggotry ==
[[File:Sherrodaintshit.jpg|thumb|You searched for "ohinternet.com," did you mean "Encyclopedia Dramatica"?]]

{{squote|As a former sysop on the old ED I can tell you that this lazy worthless bitch didn't lift a single cholesterol ridden finger to help with ANYTHING on the site. On numerous occasions she had to ask other people to do shit on the wiki for her as her brain has become too overwrought with grease and visions of jew gold to be of any use for anything. The only thing she was good for was bitching about being broke, and trying to sue people who dox sysops. Always money money money and Ohshiternet is no different. She has everyone else do all the work while she tries to suck out every penny she can. The day this wildebeest drops fucking dead of a heart attack is the day the Internet as a whole improve by 300 pounds.|[[User:dys|A former ED sysop]]|EDF}}

== "Oh Internet is not ''Know Your Meme''!!!" ==

Here is what happened when somebody pointed out the similarities between Oh Internet and ''Know Your Meme'', even though Sherrod herself bought and typosquatted the domain http://knowyourmemeS.com and pointed it at WhatPort80 <s>and later at Oh Internet</s> hoping to get some of that sweet typo traffic. But they were totally different.

{{story|<pre><tamara> Explodingpiglets: do you think you can restrain your overwhelming desire to 1:1 ohinternet and knowyourmeme to like
<tamara> once a week
* nocturneprime (NP@apoka.lypse) has joined #ed
<Explodingpiglets> Perhaps.
<helldvr> we need an even ratio here pal.
<helldvr> PAL
<TheCowDestroyer> i would have preferred it if we had made a mirror of the old ED ourselves
<tamara> will it be any easier for you if you get banned the next time you bring it up
<tamara> because jesus christ
<tamara> every fuckin day
<tamara> same question
<tamara> you just wait til difft people are around
<Explodingpiglets> I only said it once.
<tamara> gets old
<Explodingpiglets> in here
<tamara> 13:36 < Explodingpiglets> Ohinternet is slightly better than knowyourmeme.
<tamara> 13:36 < Explodingpiglets> slightly
<wit> Explodingpiglet have you done anything on ohi? no cause you say its like kym. why? cause you havent dont anything on ohi.
<wit> i call this the whiney fucktard loop
<tamara> if i had more backscroll i'd call even more bullshit
<Explodingpiglets> Oh, I guess that is 2 times
<tamara> fuckit
<tamara> wit, do you mind if i ban him
<tamara> no value added
<wit> yes
<tamara> ugh
<helldvr> piglets
* You have been killed by wit ((cause im killing him))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
* Now talking on #ed
* Topic for #ed is: Welcomt to #FriendsChat | The rules forbid Finney from dying anytime soon
* Topic for #ed set by recon at Fri Jun 3 17:07:58 2011
<Explodingpiglets> To answer your original question
<TheCowDestroyer> heh
<tamara> {{{{{ WELCOME BACK, EXPLODINGPIGLETS }}}}}
<TheCowDestroyer> wait no
<Explodingpiglets> I do not need to do anything on Ohi to know it is almost EXACTLY like knowyourmeme.
<tamara> oh god
<Explodingpiglets> So asking me if I did anything on there is irrelevant.
<tamara> do you jerk off to this
<Explodingpiglets> and silly :)
<tamara> you do, don't you
<Explodingpiglets> You know it!
<TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
<TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
<TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
<TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
<TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
<Explodingpiglets> Do you have something against bisexuals mister cow destroyer?
<wit> its not irrelevant
<wit> my point was that its a wiki that users fill up
<helldvr> know your meme just fucking sucks.
<tamara> wit: easier to bitch repetitively than do anything potentially useful
<helldvr> i think thats good enough.
<wit> if youre not filling it up with stuff you like within the boundries set, you suck
<wit> and cant really whine
<Explodingpiglets> <tamara> wit: easier to bitch repetitively than do anything potentially useful
<Explodingpiglets> ;)
* tamara sets ban on *!*piggies@*.274B511B.4758033F.IP
* You have been kicked from #ed by tamara ( K TO THIS STUFF LIKE A BITCHPUNX TO ASSNUGGETS)
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).</pre>}}

== 10/29/2012 NEVAR FORGET ==
[[File:Rip_ohinternet.png|thumb|right|Gayniggers did OhI]]
[[File:Ohinternet-where-have-i-heard-this-before.png|thumb|left|Deja vu]]
On October 29th, 2012, one day before the second anniversary of [[OldDirtyBtard|OldDirtyBtard's]] death, Oh Internet went down. Credit was [https://web.archive.org/web/20130310211512/http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2012-10-29-gnaa-ohinternet claimed by] the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]]. The internet has a little less [[cancer]], at least for the time being. {{twitter|O_Internet}}, Oh Internet's official Twitter later {{twitter|O_internet/status/262938347146735616|tweeted}} the familiar words: {{quote|rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.|{{twitter|O_Internet}}|misquoting Mark Twain}}
The same {{twitter|ED_Official/status/29296249425362945|tweet}} that was given just before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was tragically replaced with the site that would go on to become the butt of every Internet joke for at least the next two years.

{{quote|The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.|{{twitter|ED_Official/status/29296249425362945|ED_Official}}|Original ED.com Twitter account, lying.}}
{{clear}}

Even further, this new [[lie|Twain quote]] was used to obfuscate the real reason for their downtime, as there were not any actual technical issues. Oh Internet was vandalized to death by the [[GNAA]] and the only way they could stop it was to [[an hero|shut the server down]]. [[Not|Hope they have a backup!]]

==Closure==
Around October of 2013, almost two years after the chthonic abomination that ''was'' OhI emerged from Sherrod's wallet, the Oh Internet servers started "refusing connections" to visitors. In other words, the site went offline. Oh Internet users/readers didn't seem to notice, or care. (HINT: There are none!)

Whether or not the site is closed for good, and whether or not [[Sherrod]] and the rest of the OhI staff will try a new site remains to be seen. However, for the time being, the enemies of the lulz who created OhI are defeated. NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET!

==JewTube shit==

{{center|<youtube>Bg1ik2jS4W4</youtube>}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|OhInternet|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
File:DeGrippo.jpg|Well I suppose this was inevitable.
File:OhiLook.png|OhLook
File:Oh_internet.png|And by "exciting," they mean "to anyone that's [[you|new to the internet]]"
File:Ohinternet_top_10_contributors.PNG
File:Escapefrom.jpg|Beware of [[Sherrod|whale]]!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:OIDeleteEveryUser.jpg|The efficiency of OhI.
File:Hypocriticalohinternet.png|OhHypocrite!
File:Butthurt.gif|Oh Butthurt!
File:Ohinternet.JPG|Amazing. Factual accuracy, compromised for advertisers!
File:Ohi hypocrite.png|OhI bulletin board with its daily sperg fest.
File:Ohi kick.png|IRC fun time
File:Ohi_android.png|Things don't look better on Android either.
File:OhInternetBANNED.JPG|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Don't put guro on the Offended page...]]
File:FB_OhInternet.jpg|Surprised that these are the people who enjoy OhI?
File:Google-h8s-OI.png|Even [[Google]] thinks Oh Internet is shit. No wait, [[Fact|everyone thinks they are shit]].
File:Quaritch_oHI.jpg|[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck|Colonel Quaritch]] doesn't give a fuck.
File:Ohinternetisdead.png|[[YHL]]
File:Penguins-Ohinternet.png
File:Sherrod.jpg|The admin.
File:Sherrod2.jpg|IT HUNGERS
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File:Garrettlikesohinternet.PNG|Et tu, [[Garrett]]?
File:Ohinternet trends.png|Things are looking good for Oh Internet!
File:OhIKillhamsterWOT.png|[[Killhamster]] trying to [[Whore|save]] [[Oh internet|OhI]]'s reputation on [[Shit nobody cares about|WOT]].
File:Wikipediadehippo.jpg|[[Wikipedia]] gets it [[right]]
File:OhI_Facebook_Truth.jpg|[[Facebook]] showing the [[truth]].
File:OHIVlolbanned.png|They do not take [[Trolling|criticism]] too well.
File:Time_to_let_go.png|OhI staff would have you think that our [[Ae-tan]] left us.
File:OhI-tan.jpg|That she shed her locks and became their '''OhI-tan'''.
File:110422 ae tan by pixelated pirate.jpg|But we know the truth, she never left us.
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File:110427 not_my_mother_by_hime_takamura.png|and fight the power
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==See also==
[[File:ED pegging OhI.gif|right]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Girlvinly]]
*[[Girlvinyl/Emails‎]]
*[[How To Wash Your Hands]]
*[[Know Your Meme]]
*[[Meme]]
*[[Ruining The Internet|Ruining the Internet]]
*[[Shit no one cares about]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[WhatPort80]], OhInternet's predecessor

==External links==

* [[File:Cleaned_up_OI.png|20px]] '''[http://ohinternet.com/ OhInternet]''' - Site is dead.
* {{yt|u|OhinternetTV|OhInternet's YouTube channel}}
* {{fb|OhInternet|Their FB page}}
* [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/ohinternet.com# Don't forget to check Oh Internet endless downfall!]
* [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/OhInternet Even Uncyclopedia hates them!]
* {{archive|6FyaX|The first ones to gloat when ED turned into OhI}} and only ones to interview DeHippo were [[TheMarySue]].

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User:Admin

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0: HAHA DISREGARD THAT, THIS FAGGOT SUCKS COCKS

ADMIN TAKES QUESTIONS HERE!!!

== File size limit ==

Hi, the wiki has a file size limit of 2MB. This is problematic for pages that have videos, as some videos can't really be compressed down to that much without looking like shit. I request that you either remove the file size limit or increase it to 100MB like it was on .online and .top. Thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 23:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
*Thanks. I'll change that once I get home. [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 01:05, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
**Alright, thanks. -- [[User:NEVER GOON|NEVER GOON.]] ([[User_talk:NEVER GOON|Talk]]) 04:28, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
***Done. Also if you see anyone on the wiki that you know, and they have not been verfied, you can do that via user rights in special pages. I set it up so any EDitor can confirm another EDitor [[User:Admin|Admin]] ([[User talk:Admin|talk]]) 06:29, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

User:NATEISANGRY1111111

2024-06-23T02:44:57Z

Nate Spidgewood

2024-06-23T02:42:50Z

{{Watch|[[File:LOLNATE.png|100px|NATE IS SUPER PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<|link=rage]]}}

{{aspie}}

[[File:Nate Spidgewood.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Portrait of a faggot.]]
[[File:Natespidgewoodscowlface.png|thumb|right|The face of a [[asspie|cartoonist]].]]
[[File:computerpunchface.jpg|thumb|right|[[Role Play|(PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!11)]] according to Nate's imagination.]]
[[File:NatePunchesYouInTheFace.png|thumb|right|...When it's actually more like this.]]

[[File:YouTube Favicon.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/user/Spidgewood4000/videos]] '''[https://www.youtube.com/user/Spidgewood4000/videos Nate Spidgewood]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Edward Spidgewood;''' aka '''Nathaniel Edward Speed, Nate Spazzwood, Nate Shitwood, Nate Cockwood, Nate Fagwood, Nate [[Furfag|Furwood]], Nate Pisswood''' and '''Nate [[assburgers|Spergwood]]'''), is a [[rage|pissed off]], highly autistic [[13-year-old boy]] furry from Seattle, [[Washington]]. He is best known for his numerous [[sockpuppets]] that he created on ED in an attempt to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|take down this article.]] Of course, it was pretty obvious that Spergwood was behind the accounts because they all had one major distinction: the words "Nate" and "pissed" were usually in [[ALL CAPS]] so it didn't take long for a [[sysop]] to see it and place the ban hammer on him. See the talk page for a prime example. He has a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty animations made in [[MS Paint]] and a [[Patreon]] "campaign" video where he [[Jailbait|lies about his age]].

The "tl;dr" story on this guy goes like this:

He is obsessed with [[TV Tropes]], wanted to edit on TV Tropes, was banned from TV Tropes, and '''[[Creepy|can't live without TV Tropes]]''', was too stupid to realize he couldn't just go back to TV Tropes under a different name, was banned again, spent time crying like a bitch on the Tropes Mirror Wiki about being banned, kept attempting to sock puppet troll TV Tropes, kept getting thrown out after being discovered [[Internet tough guy|while screaming threats of death and bodily harm]], and he still occasionally tries to go back and troll TV Tropes even though he fucking sucks at it. He also is obsessed with shitty cartoons and likes drawing this shit in lieu of growing up and getting a fucking life.

For the longer version, read onward.

==Who is Nate Spidgewood?==

Here's a tl;dr biography he wrote of himself from his [http://natespidgewood.weebly.com/about-me.html art site] (which is a weebly, lol) {{archive|jXMFE}}. Along with his {{archive|ZvJX4|resume}} and {{archive|eY4jT|FAQ}}.

Below is a summary:

Nate had a <s>huge</s> boner for shitty comics since he was a kid, so he devoted his [[No life|life]] towards reading them and trying to draw them since he had nothing going on in his real life and nobody to talk to except his poor excuse of what he calls his parents. He eventually joined [[JewTube]] for the first time in 2006, made some shitty videos that got his sorry ass banned, and to no one's surprise most of them blew ass anyway. He eventually decided to [[delete fucking everything]] around September 2007 and tried to start over by getting into [[MUGEN]], but he managed to fuck that up too.

He continued his career in epic fail by getting suspended from school for using dirty words at the beginning of 2008, then spent the rest of the years getting mocked for his Jewtube failures.

By 2009, he tried to start his life over again, and apparently felt that posting his shitty comics on [[DeviantArt]] was [[I came|the best time in his life]].

===So, when did his faggotry hit critical mass?===

Nate once tried to edit on [[Wikipedia]], but his edits were reverted by the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and all articles he tried to create were deleted. This pissed him off, so he decided to go to an even shittier alternative: [[TV Tropes]]

On TV Tropes, he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/el.php?findfor=NateSpidgewood had fun editing there for awhile], but he soon ran into trouble when he decided [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje&page=43 whining about shit he hated was a great idea]. This pissed off the TV Tropes Jews, so they suspended his retarded ass, and he figured [[Dumbfuck|calling the TV Tropes jews out on their faggotry was a good idea]]. Eventually, even after the moderators at TV Tropes told him they'd let him edit again if he would just shut the fuck up, quit whining like a bitch, and calm the fuck down, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje&page=44 he eventually decided to leave in a swirling vortex of butthurt].

A year later, he showed up again [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5cma6iojg5o27puhulc24sje&page=109 managing to achieve epic fail as a ban evader, and almost got some other dumbass banned along with him].

However, this far from the end of Nate's faggotry.

==Nate Spidgewood: Dumbass Wiki Troll==
[[File:Ed.png|thumb|350px|right|Nate Spergwood is part of the [[Autistic Legion of Doom]]. He keeps asking Donny Long for help taking down ED.]]
Not long after outing himself on TV Tropes in a manner most inept, he decided to run over to [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nate_Spidgewood the Tropes Mirror Wiki], and he basically started plagiarizing from TV Tropes and cunt pasting it on the Troper Mirror Wiki
[http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:27673 until the admin there told him cut that shit out]. He also was stupid enough to admit to attempting to troll TV Tropes, and another user politely told him [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:24378 that he didn't give a shit]. [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:17324 Twice.]

He tried to get people to [[meatpuppet]] his edits over to TV Tropes, and was told by an admin [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:17191#5 to go the fuck away, no one cared.] Being too stupid to take a hint [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:27830 he tried again], and another admin told him to [[GTFO|go the fuck away]]. [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:18171 He also wanted someone to write a bot to cunt paste his edits from the Tropers Mirror Wiki on TV Tropes], and yet again he was told to fuck off.

(The last one is particularly face palm worthy, since TV Tropes and Tropes Mirror Wiki use a modified version of [[PmWiki]] and [[MediaWiki]] respectively, which goes to show how [[Stupid|knowledgeable]] this cunt is about wikis.)

He even posted this [[Example.txt|Butthurt.txt]] [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Nate_Spidgewood/The_truth_about_TV_Tropes_admins_%28rant%29 on his user blog on the Tropes Mirror Wiki]:

{{story|'''''They suspended me on one of my favorite sites, TV Tropes.org (it's called that, not Wikinamespaces or whatever), last year. That's right, Fast Eddie and his wardog, Fighteer, suspended me. Because I was ranting about their policies. That's not fair on their right, because I have to stay and do more fun editing and I'm getting really fed up with it demising to death after 2010, with so much intruders invading everything and polluting pages with namespaces, deleting or renaming great tropes, splitting folders into subpages, and blanking out examples for being "zero context". This wiki is turning into another Wikipedia, despite the statement "We are not Wikipedia" that used to be on its homepage. It's supposed to be a fun, informational, media-based site for artists, teenagers and media fans about storytelling devices, not for Wikipedia people.

'''''The reason I first signed up on TV Tropes in 2011 is because I'm trying to expand it with more tropes, works and examples and keep in touch with tropers so I'd make life much better. (I was seriously devistated by those negative comments written on various online news articles that happened a year before [2010] and announced the constant delaying of a few anticipated, then-upcoming movies by a bankrupt studio's financial problems. As for said studio, I was just expecting them to be sold to a company they were supposed to fit.) But all these new changes these admins made, like the namespaces, the constant renaming and removing of several tropes, and blanking out of "zero context" examples, started ruining everything by taking the fun and wit out.

'''''So last year, I got really annoyed and began ranting and complaining about them, and in return, the admins suspended me on June when I get really mad because one namespacer touched one of the pages I've written RIGHT AFTER I made a few edits on it. I tried to apologize, but they didn't buy it because they accused me of misbehaving, and even worse, they told me to wait until July 2nd. That's an outrage, and so I said "screw this, I'm outta here" and they permabanned my account. I mean c'mon, without a TV Tropes account, I'll be alone again. Then I tried to come back with with another account, but they suspended me again and when I tried to make up, they told me to get off the site and leave them alone. That makes me angry.

'''''I made another account under a different name and they suspended me and this goes on and on and on. Meanwhile, I started complaining in questions on Yahoo! Answers about the site's demise, but people don't care and start telling me crap like "It's their website, not yours" and "You were complaining on here too". Of COURSE it's their website, but they're the ones who ruined it. No one just understands me.

'''''Anyway, thing started to go from bad to worse in February this year, I tried to defend a webcomic article I revamped from one of Fast Eddie's namespacing minions, St Fan (seriously, HE butchers pages with inferior sorting he calls "example indentation" by removing the paragraphing of sub-examples and merging them into their parent examples, and he won't even stop), but unfortunately, it gets locked, all because of ME. Now I'm trying to defend other pages from being destroyed by said minion, but he kept telling those admins on me who kept reverting my edits, and what's worse is that they mistook them for "vandalism". That's not true, because *their* namespacing and sorting are vandalism. They're the ones who ruined the wiki in the first place. They even called me "selfish", "egotistical" and a "troll" and make fun of me because I was writing them rude edit reasons, PMs and thread posts. I've been fighting with them over the content's creativity for a long time now. I can't believe I'm signing up an email address over and over every time I'm trying to come back on the wiki, which uses them all up and took up my time. Now my IP address was blocked again, and I'm sick of copying and pasting a conformation link whenever I sign up on a proxy.

'''''What am I supposed to do other than giving up?

'''''Well, that's my story. To wrap this rant up, I'll tell you the truth: These admins are a bunch of horrible, strict, soulless Wikipedians who don't give a damn about the site's original creative goal and shouldn't have touch it in the first place. They pollute articles, they suspend innocent tropers like me, and they (especially Fighteer) treat us like enemies.

'''''(By the way, I had a petition up since November, but it doesn't get enough signatures.)}}

The shit gibbon cock holster is [[Powerword|STILL]] being a failtroll faggot, and he'll almost certainly be tard raging about this bullshit on his deathbed.

==Gallery of Fail==
[[File:natespidgewoodbuttception.jpg|thumb|right|By [[faggot|Chuck Tingle]]]].
'''NOTE: This gallery has a decent amount of content not otherwise in the article, do look beyond the five images shown.'''
{{cg|Fail|nateisgaygallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Nate being a jackass.png|Nate decided to be a douche about TV Tropes's namespaces policy, which is not only a bad idea on a site with "no negativity" policy, it was also the post that got him suspended/banned the first time on TV Tropes.
File:Fast Eddie's epic asspain.png|In this long post that was baleeted off [[TV Tropes]], Nate's sockpuppetery was so asinine the admin of another wiki tipped off Fast Eddie about it. Fast Eddie decided to [[Lie|graciously accept the information and thanked the other admin]].
File:Nate the dumbass.png|Nate's ability to be subtle as a wiki troll is so horrible even tropers mock him for it. And now, even Fast Eddie is aware of his shitty [[hax]]ing attempts.
File:Nate Spidgewoods socks getting banned.png|A long string of troll accounts by Nate are discovered and banned in close succession. As the screenshot shows, Nate is not very good at covertly trolling in the slightest.
File:Nate posts immature threats to tropers.png| The hidden text of Nate's nasty private message is: '''''Fucking tattletale!!! Stop reporting me to Ask The Tropers! I'M INNOCENT, DUMBASS!! >:('''''
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File:'Help, I'm in huge trouble with TV Tropes admins - Page 1' - www hackforums net showthread php pid=34900134.png|Nate was dumb enough to beg the guys at Hack Forums to help him fuck over TV Tropes admins. Their response was to laugh at him and say [[Cool story bro]].
File:Nate ED article mentioned on TV Tropes.png|This article is mentioned on TV Tropes, the tropers laugh at Nate's cum guzzling faggotry for awhile, then some moralfag [[pussybitch]] remembers Gus "Fast Eddie" Raley doesn't like any mention of ED on his Glorious Republic of Troperfags and [[delete fucking everything|redacts all mentions of ED]].
File:Nate's deviantart comments realtalk.png|A troper and another tartlet try to give Nate the facts of life. He apparently doesn't care and clarifies he only wanted a hacker to screw over the accounts of the "intruders" on TV Tropes, which is still illegal.
File:Nate Spidgewood whining on Yahoo Answers.png|Nate whining about getting banned from TV Tropes, gets told to shut the fuck up.
File:Nate Spidgewood is too stupid to give up.png|Nate, going on three years of fail trolling.
File:Natespidgewoodreupload.png|The reason why Nate keeps reuploading his [[gay porn|Patreon video]].
File:Natespidgewoodhouse.png|Nate's house. 
File:Natespidgewoodmailboxes.png|People on 8chan sent him mailboxes as a prank.
File:Natespidgewoodfartballoonartcraft.jpg|Nate's farting balloon arts & crafts.
File:Natespidgewoodwankstohisdrawings.jpg|Nate finds his own drawings of furries to be sexually appealing to him.
File:Natespidgewoodanimefreak.png|Nate flames another user on DA for referencing his ED article.
File:Natespidgewoodmotherdrunkdriver.png|Nate's mother made a plea bargain for drunk-driving back in 2004.
File:Natespidgewoodparentslawsuit.png|His parents sue other for Nate's retardation.
File:Natespidgewoodparentslawsuit2.png|Part 2
File:Natespidgewoodparentslawsuit3.png|Part 3
File:Natespidgewood20yearsyoutuberage.jpg|Nate flying into a rage for someone reminding him that he is a grown adult.
File:Natespidgewooddaflame.jpg|Nate hates porn btw.
File:Natespidgewoodsearchingemployment.png|Nate asks for employment, with limited success.
File:Natespidgewood3dfurrycharacter.png|Just like his 2D drawings, his 3D artwork of furries is shite.
File:Natespidgewoodgeorge.jpg|[[furfag|Nate's]] original character George The [[Furry|Bunny]].
File:Natespidgewoodgofundme1.jpg|Screenshot of Nate's gofundme page.
File:Natespidgewoodgofundme2.png|What he wants to buy with your hardearned money.
File:natespidgewoodarnytoilet.jpg|His main original character Arny taking a shit.
File:natespidgewoodfurrytoilet.jpg|And here's another furry character of his taking a shit.
File:natespidgewoodfurrytoilet2.jpg|And we get the point he has a furry scat fetish.
File:NateTwitterRage1.png|Nate harassing some furries on Twitter using his sock account to demand them to unblock him.
File:NateTwitterRage2.png|Anything fuels Nate's ragetism. Even being warned to stop.
File:NateTwitterRage3.png|And that's why he's suspended on Twitter.
File:NateArnyFirstMatureDrawing.png|Natey's first NSFW drawing.
File:NateStoneKnightMan.png|Nate's raging worsens over StoneKnightMan reporting his [http://company-bumpers.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Hugh86569 multiple] [http://company-bumpers.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Town658 sock] accounts.
</gallery>}}

==TAKING DOWN TVTROPES BY HAX==
[[File:Nate spidgewood gofundme hacker.png|thumb|Your dollars can help make a difference... [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|DONATE]] NAO!]]

Nate, since he didn't know [[Computer Science III]], he decided he was going to HIRE A [[whore|HACKER]] to [[Taking down ED|take down TV Tropes]]!

He even [http://www.gofundme.com/49e1k8 started a fundraiser to raise $200 dollars] so he could hire a hacker to take down TV Tropes, but all he achieved was [[fail]] (as usual).

The funny part is that TV Tropes has been DDoSed before, and Nate doesn't seem to realize [http://www.ehow.com/facts_5904174_computer-hacking-crime_.html computer hacking is a criminal offense], so had he ever achieved anything other than fail, he [[Dumbass|left his real name, picture, and public address]] on a public website clearly stating his intentions to cause criminal damage to another website.

We would like to add that Nate once vandalised us admitting to fundraising for a hack (again this is a fucking criminal offense), only to dispute that he was hacking TV Tropes in order to "change their policies", which is another crime called extortion. Awesome job, Nate.

==Reaction to This Article==
[[File:OliverSmithNateSpidgewood.png|thumb|upright|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oliver-d-smith-atlantid-tibetanfoothills-markofkri-many-more.17515/page-93#post-1786351 Nate working with] [[Oliver Smith]] in order to try to censor the Interwebs.]]

{{squote|SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THIS FUCKING PAGE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm '''''BORED'''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the truth is, Wikipedia only suspended my editing privileges just '''TWO FUCKING MONTHS''' after I joined TV Tropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I didn't quit TV Tropes '''ENTIRELY'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I left my '''''FIRST''''' account to make ANOTHER one to keep editing because the fucking namespace-loving admins suspended my account and '''TOLD''' me to wait until '''''JULY FUCKING 2ND''''' to be unsuspended even though I'm '''TRYING''' to fucking '''EXPAND''' the website with more stuff that none of the tropers '''EVER''' talked about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''BUT''' when I made a third account on August to apologize to the mods for complaining about their namespace spam shit that's taking over TV Tropes, [http://oi61.tinypic.com/9s5tl0.jpg they fucking told me not to come back '''FOREVER''' and to "Go somewhere else and leave us alone"], which PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, they friggin' '''BETRAYED''' a once-lonely troper like '''ME'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I started '''FLAMING''' them for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BETTER remove this page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, my attempt to hire a hacker last fall is to CHANGE TV Tropes back to the way it was for the '''FUCK''' of it by removing all the new shitty ass "policies", NOT take the website down 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOW someone I initially watched on deviantART (who goes by the name of EnhancedStar) is FLAMING me and BOYCOTTING my artwork because he fucking LEARNED from the troll article '''YOU EDIOTS''' wrote about '''ME'''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS, GUYS, JUST TAKE THIS FUCKING PAGE DOWN '''RIGHT FUCKING NOW''' AND MAKE ALL THIS LYING BULLSHIT '''''STOP''''' ALREADY, OR ELSE I'LL FRIGGIN' '''''SUE''''' YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(|Nate, May 2nd 2014}}

== Nate [[Spooge|Spidge]]wood, Psycho Internet Stalker ==
Now that [[Fast Eddie]] is long gone, Nate has another trope wiki founder he fucking hates, GethN7; who runs a competitor to TVTropes called All The Tropes.

Unlike Eddie, though, this terminal [[autist]] has a somewhat thicker skin and collected most of Nate's deranged shitposts and compiled his [[Kimmo Alm]]/[[Moot]] style email exchanges into a series of blog posts [[IDIFTL|for lulz]] and [[for great justice]].

* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2014/06/message-to-nate-spidgewood-grow-up-and.html Message to Nate Spidgewood: Grow up and get a life.]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2014/11/in-which-i-show-exasperation-at-idiocy.html In which I show exasperation at the idiocy of Nate Spidgewood]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2014/12/my-final-exhausted-appeal-to-nate.html My final, exhausted appeal to Nate Spidewood to drop his grudge against TV Tropes]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2015/12/nate-spidgewood-holiday-death-threats.html Nate Spidgewood: Holiday Death Threats Edition]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2015/12/nate-spidgewood-for-new-years-resolve.html Nate Spidgewood: For New Year's, Resolve to Quit Being a Faggot]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/01/nate-spidgewoodsalty-and-crazy-as-ever.html Nate Spidgewood:Salty and crazy as ever]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/04/nate-spidgewood-has-lost-his-freaking.html Nate Spidgewood Has Lost His Freaking Mind]
* [http://gethn7.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-whinegina-monolouges.html The Whinegina Monolouges]

The later posts have lots of [[lulzy]] and uproariously [[butthurt]] responses from Nate himself.

=== GethN7 PWNS Nate on /cow/ ===

{{archive|rqiTe|archive of the thread}}

The trope autist decided to share his experiences with Spidgewood on /cow/, and the thread initially looked like it would die on arrival due to the general view being that it looked like a generic NYPA request, this was until Nate showed up to sperg and tard rage like usual.

That is, until Geth warned Nate if he didn't stop, he'd call not only Nate's parents, but also [[The Man]].

Nate didn't take this seriously, until he immediately started backpedaling when the christfag troping autist proved that he wasn't kidding, and told Nate to [[GTFO]] or risk routine asspoundings by [[Bubba]] in [[prison]].

Geth also explained to him in detail exactly why his sperging for several years over namespaces on TV Tropes is a waste of time and that flaming 8chan's /cow/ demanding they remove his ED article is incontrovertibly retarded:

{{squote|I explained this shit to you once, assclown, but for the benefit of everyone else here, I'll do so again.

The namespaces are used because TV Tropes uses an old, customized version of PmWiki, which didn't have MediaWiki style categories to keep everything straight, using a system where "index tags" are placed between items on a page to put them in a namespace and are linked at the bottom in breadcrumb format.
In short, they have to use this to organize things because their wiki has so much crap on it it's a pain in the ass to keep it all straight otherwise, and you tard raging isn't changing things.

The "Wicks" or related pages in a namespace are being sorted that way for reasons described above. Get the bloody tampon out of your asshole and get over it.
Zero cocks examples means posting shit that has no explanation or context. Since they don;t want to confuse people, they don't allow it. Hell, All The Tropes doesn't allow it, and since were the only tropes wikis on the internet, no one agrees with your autism except you.

As for example indentation, it's so shit is organized in a much more readable manner and look a lot less like a run-on sentence. Part of the reason they do this is avoid tl;dr and also because their site software has a crappy wiki parser.

The TRS wick cleanings are part of their effort to keep old links to stuff they moved from shitting up the place. So sorry you hate change, but we also like to clean up certain crap like this, and Wikipedia and any other wiki also does similar stuff, so unless you run your own wiki, you have no power to change things.

Examples not being recent or arguable means you can't stamp you feet on the page to whine about shit you don't like on the page and that you can't treat the site like a newspaper, people will be reading it months or years later, so writing it without making a reference to the present time not only makes good sense, it's basic shit taught in any competent English class.

Weblinks aren't examples like how if I just posted your ED page in the OP and nothing else, it wouldn't explain why you are a spastic asshole well enough. Adding a little thing like "Context", like how I explain what the links meant, explains why you deserve to be a subject of this very thread.

And dude, ED it it's own website, /cow/ is it's own website (technically, a subsite of 8chan, but you get the idea), and TV Tropes is it's own website. None of the three have any connection to each other save possibly some people who post on one or more of them, and you're a deluded moron if you think crying like a bitch here is going to make mean words go away.

As for the pages in the main namespace they want to sort into namespaces, I was there when you autistically kept reverting those pages out of manbaby spite. Give up, faggot, your tard rage will not turn back the hands of time.|GethN7}}

=== GethN7 Catches Nate Lying ===
[[File:NateSpidgewoodCaughtLying.png|thumb|right|I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GETHN7!!!!! (ROLE-PLAY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)]]
It's 2018 and GethN7 along with StoneKnightMan is still on the job hunting down any Nate Spidgewood vermin vandalizing the [[wikia]] pages. However Nate came up with a [[Fail|strategy]] to get GethN7 & StoneKnightMan banned so he can continue creating hacked sock accounts to edit wikia pages his way. That strategy is this: Lying and tricking wikia users and admins to take advantage into doing his dirty work and banning GethN7 & StoneKnightMan. That sucker falling for Nate's lies is TheCoolWikiDude. Nate's strategy of abusing good faith was a brief victory...for a short while until GethN7 undid the bullshit Nate dumped. This resulted in Nate tard-raging and having his sock accounts blocked as always.

After TheCoolWikiDude apologized for believing Nate's bullshit who didn't realize Nate is bullshit, GethN7 reached the point of knowing he had to put an end to Nate Spidgewood's autism rage.

*[http://thefbiwarningscreens.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:5050 GethN7 catches Nate taking advantage on The FBI Warning Screens Wikia] {{archive|sJKjx}}

=== GethN7 Takes Away Nate's Wikia Editing ===

After "[[Bitch|Evil Hitler Bitch]]" GethN7 and "[[Whore|Evil Hitler Whore]]" StoneKnightMan caught Nate using socks again on Wikia, the two [[Hitler|evil Hitlers]] banned him [[over 9000]] times. This time would be the last, though, as Geth finally made first contact with the Wikia admins to globally and permanently ban Nate and strip away his Wikia editing for good! After Nate threw another sperging, shit spewing temper tantrum, he went to do his usual raging at both GethN7 and StoneKnightMan he calls evil Hitlers.

The following message sperging from Nate happened on Wednesday, May 9th, 2018, at 8:41 PM:
{{story|'''Nate: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NOW* I CAN'T EDIT ON WIKIA ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT TO THE FUCKING STAFF ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)'''

'''Geth:''' To Nate,

I don't have any say over that. You want it back, speak with Wikia Staff, but since they globally banned you and took away your ability to edit, I doubt they will change their minds.

I'm also addressing this to your apparent friend, who you seem to be tagging into these emails:

'''Geth's Forward Emails:''' ''I'm an admin on several wikis where Nate has caused trouble and is globally banned from the entire Wikia service. I am simply doing my job keeping him off and reporting him to Wikia like I'm supposed to. If you have any influence over Nate, please advise him to cease this nonsense for his own good.''

''Further, because Nate has been sending me unsolicited threats, I have posted the content of those email on the Kiwi Farms, including email headers with email addresses on the Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Nate's shenanigans, as I want a public record of Nate's activity and anyone who might be involved.''

''Again, I suggest you exercise whatever influence you may have as Nate's associate to convince him to leave me alone and abide by the rules of Wikia.''

'''Nate: I WANT MY EDITING ABILITY BACK, YOU EVIL FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUCNHES YOU AGAIN)'''

(20 minutes later)

'''Stone:''' yea. be sure to keep a lookout for Nate Spidgewood. a ban-evading vandal who keeps abusing multiple accounts o edit and vandalize on wikis. me and geth have been tracking around wikia and getting his socks blocked, reported, and banned. the reason why we are doing this is because:

1: nate has been causing a ruckus on other websites like TV Tropes, Wikipedia, and deviantart. his actions have caught the attention of places like kiwi farms.

2: Wikia has a strict zero tolerance policy for making sockpuppet accounts. if you get banned anmd decided to go back with an alternate account, then you are permabanned and never wanted back, ever.

hope you understand this. Thank you

'''Nate: STOP CALLING ME A "BAN-EVADING VANADAL", YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT BAN-EVADING OR VANDALIZING, I'MT TRYING TO EXPAND THIS WIKI AND OTHERS WITH LEGITIMATE INFORMATION AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE ME, NOT THIS EVIL BITCH GETHN7 WHO HAS BEEN SPREADING LIES AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<'''

'''Stone:''' no. your ban-evading. and i've screencapped this message. to the farms

'''Nate: NO I'M NOT, YOU EVIL HITLER WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT AND THREATENING TO SCREENCAP THIS FOR KIWI FARMS)'''

'''Stone:''' he called me an evil hitler whore. so he thinks im a lady now and an evil hitler bitch like GethN7 LMAO
}}

*[https://community.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:1449039 The final addendum]

=== Nate The Cyberterrorist ===
One month later, Nate thought it would be a good idea to send a chain email to his self-proclaimed evil Hitlers and pretend he's a staff member from the Wikia community by sending a malicious [[Script kiddie|batch file]] named [https://getsharex.com/ ShareX] (a legitimate program for screenshotting, mind you) to fight against vandals and spammers like himself by archiving evidence. Of course GethN7 and StoneKnightMan are really not that stupid to fall for such a innovative trick [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nate-spidgewood-nathaniel-edward-speed-nathaniel43284.2175/page-33#post-3428362 as GethN7 announced on Kiwi Farms that Spidgewood is sending a malware batch file that can "sabotage" your computer if you are a complete dumbass]. By sending this e-mail, Nate officially went from [[troll|vandalizing sperg]] to a [[nigger|cyberterrorist sperg]].

With Geth, Stone, and the Wikia community contacting the Federal Trade Commission in concert over Nate falsely using the trademarks of a commercial entity for the purposes of committing a crime, Nate could face sentences for years for the charges of Repeated Harassment, Attempted Sabotage, and False Impersonation of Trademarks.

{{quote|HOW DARE YOU FUCKING REPORT ME TO THE FTC YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TAKEN AWAY, AND [[Lies|I DIDN'T COMMIT A FRIGGIN CRIME]], [[Truth|I JUST SENT YOU AND STONEKNIGHTMAN THAT VIRUS IN ORDER TO CRASH YOUR SHITTY ASS PC'S]] BECAUSE YOU ASSWIPES DESTROYED MY ABILITIES TO EDIT AND POST ON THE ANIMEFEET, COMPANY BUMPERS AND COMMUNITY WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT, YOU STUPID ASS HITLER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND STONEKNIGHTMAN DESERVE TO BE HACKED OR HAVE YOUR COMPUTERS DESTROYED FOR SPYING ON ME AND FUCKING UP MY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<|Thanks for confessing a crime Nate!}}

=== Nate's New Target: Wikipedia ===
[[File:NateWikipedia.png|thumb|right|Have fun with Nate, Wikifags! He's your problem now!]]

We all know Nate will literally never gives up editing on certain wikias until this mad lolcow disease of a childish little brat in a diarrhea-filled diaper gets what he wants. Unless someone shuts down his internet or takes Nate away to a padded room in a mental hospital for loonies like Nate. When all else fails for Nate getting banned on wikias shielded by the Super Hitler Bros. Geth & Stone, Nate goes after something bigger with a higher risk of getting in more deep shit. [[Wikipedia]]!

On second thought.... Let Wikipedia have Nate. Wikipedia is known for being shit and having [[Ryulong|social justice wikicucks]] white knighting [[Zoe Quinn|certain feminazis]] for good boy points. Nate and Wikipedia are meant for each other. That'll give the wikia pages a breather from the sperging rage of Nate Spidgewood.

=== Nate's TV Tropes Neutered And Super Pissed ===
[[File:NateProfilePic.jpg|thumb|right|[[Laughing out loud|Fear]] the [[Sperg|wrath]] of Nate Spidgewood and his [[Autism|evil diabolic plan]] to [[Cry some moar|boycott TV Tropes]]!]]

Of all the years of vandalizing, torture, and RAGE IN ALL CAPS Nate has been causing, TV Tropes finally did something smart for a change to prevent wild Nate sperg attacks that should've happen for a long time. Switching the account status creation to Pending Approval. With pending approval, Nate can no longer ban evade his way to TV Tropes like [[Donald Trump|Donald Trump's]] wall to keep the [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]] from shitting up America. But we know TV Tropes is his only love life. And like all normal human beings that learns to move on, Nate refuses to give up and not move on with his life. What's his next move you may wonder? Spamming emails to the TV Tropes staff, TV Tropes mods, [[Bad Dudes|The Hitler Dudes]], and a user name fighteer.

The following email spammed from Nate Spidgewood happen on February 1st, 2019, 11:08 PM - 11:09 PM. (60 seconds worth of spam)

{{quote|I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PISSED IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FIRST* YOU DISABLED CONFIRMATION EMAILS FOR ME AND *NOW* YOU *CHANGED* THE FUCKING ACCOUNT CREATION STATUS TO "PENDING APPROVAL" AND STARTED *DENYING* ALL NEW ACCOUNTS JUST TO *DISCOURAGE* ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST CHANGES YOU WIKIPEDIA BASTARDS EVER MADE TO TV *TROPES* SINCE 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''[https://www.gofundme.com/mvyt7z THAT'S WHY I STARTED A NEW FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN AND AM CONTINUING BOYCOTTING YOUR SHITTY NAMESPACES AND YOUR OTHER SHITTY NEW RULES UNTIL YOU CHANGE TV TROPES BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE YOU TOOK OVER AND RUINED IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D:<]''' (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING MASSIVE DOUCHEBAGS TO INNOCENT TROPERS LIKE ME)|Love, Nate Spidgewood.}}

[[File:NatesTVTropesNotWiki.jpg|thumb|center|[[No|Will you donate money to Nate Spidgewood to help him hire a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins?]]]]

You heard it folks. Nate's next diabolical and autistic plan is to create a GoFundMe account to raise $500 to hire a [[hacker]] to hack the TV Tropes admins and change TV Tropes the way Nate's needle boner wants it to be. What Nate's stupidity doesn't realize is that hiring a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins and its site is... what's that word again... oh yeah! '''ILLEGAL!!''' But whatever. It's his life. Let him throw it away for the law to arrest him.

*'''[https://www.gofundme.com/mvyt7z Nate's Hire-A-Hacker Against TV Tropes Admins GoFundMe page]'''
**'''{{archive|5Ruv3|Archived version in case he deletes it}}

==Facts==
[[Image:whinepunchman.png|thumb|right|Nate Spidgewood as <s>One Punch Man</s> Whine Punch Man.]]
'''Nate Spidgewood...'''

*... was kicked out of special ed and middle school in the 7th grade for [[rage|throwing psychopathic temper tantrums]].
*... loves to spam [[lolcow|/cow/]] on [[8chan]] every time there's a new thread about him.
*... lives with his parents Jerry [[meth|Speed]] and Dana Speed.
*... frequently [[watersports|wets himself]] and the bed.
*... gets locked up in his padded room at night by his parents when he tards out too much.
*... deletes and re-uploads his [[snuff|Patreon]] video.
*... is used by his parents to get autism gold because they're too lazy to get a job.
*... asked his parents to change his last name to Spidgewood because Nate thinks it sounds more [[autistic|mature]].
*... gets his mom [[vagoo|Dana Speed]] to help make videos for him.
*... says he's 20 years old.
*... is a furry.
*... yiffs for his original character Arry the Armadillo.
*... has [[OCD]].
*... has a fetish for furries taking a shit anywhere.
*... is a liar and has tricked Wikia users & admins to do his dirty work for him.
*... wants you to "STOP GIVING {{youtube|j-5KCeWL9IY|THIS VIDEO DISLIKES}}." because "IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE [[trolling|JUST BEING DISRESPECTFUL]]." and "IF YOU GAVE IT A DISLIKE, '''[[Serious business|REMOVE IT OR ELSE]]!'''"
*... is a manchild.

==Patreon==
<center><youtube>y79gN5MJFw8</youtube> {{patreon|natespidgewood|Nate's Patreon page}} '''[https://www.youtube.com/user/Spidgewood4000/videos Check out his YouTube video gallery here]'''</center>

===Nate gives money to a furry on Patreon===

[[File:Natespidgewoodyoshiturapatreon.png|center|300px]] 
It might also interest you to know that Nate is also a patron of other projects. For example, due to Nate being a furry degenerate, he gives money to artists like {{Patreon|Yoshitura}} who specialises in making extremely fluffy drawing of furries. Nate will vehemently deny that he is a furry despite all the evidence that he is indeed one, though. [[DO IT FGT|It is clear that Nate feels extreme self-loathing about it, so please do not remind him about the fact that he is a furry]].

===Nate initially refused and took several months to honor paid commissions to his only Patron===

Despite being unproductive and having done nothing noteworthy when it comes to his shitty artwork, one person had the generosity to give him $15 per month on Patreon. Nate promises in his Patreon that he would grant ''free full commissions'' for anyone that gives him at least $15 dollars a month. Do you think that Nate would seize on his obligation to produce artwork once asked and prove those damn naysayers wrong that he was a bone-idle lazy shit who spends all his time ragetarding for not doing shit his way? LOL fuck you.

[[File:Natespidgewoodnothonoringpromisedartwork.png|center|300px]]

The Patron would like to clarify to you that he never even asked Nate to draw furries or mention to Nate anything about furries, this came out of Nate's mouth [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|''completely unprovoked'']], and that he just asked for his commission as promised. This means that Nate is asking for money, in return for '''absolutely fucking nothing'''. He wants you to [[welfare|merely fund his existence with zilch in return]]. Nate wonders why he remains locked in his bedroom by his parents while be used for welfare by them and has absolutely 0 career prospects in his lifetime.

Of course this didn't deter the backer from not trying harder to get the full commissions that Nate promised. He has commented a few times on Patreon in order to see if he can get his furshit drawings. One rejection wasn't going to be enough to stop Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ still did not get a response, so he decided to use some leverage which he knew would make Nate think: his article on ED. Of course, Nate hates it being called "his" ED page because of some autistic bullshit regarding who wrote and owns this page. Of course Nate doesn't try to make things right by actually commissioning the artwork promised and instead whines about us and TV Tropes.

It of course took extra prodding from Jesus Christ for Nate to even hear out his request on the commission. He wants Nate to draw "PuppySky". Who is PuppySky? PuppySky is the admin of 8chan's /furry/, and the picture provided was of the boards mascot, '''[[irony|Nate]]'''. The big J wants Nate to draw him with Nate's own character Arry. Nate gives the OK to both of these propositions. <s>This means Nate now has no excuse whatsoever to not commission JC's artwork, we wait in anticipation.</s>

Of course Nate completely disappears for over a month and Jesus Christ eventually gives up and deletes his pledge, this caught the attention of Nate, who proceeds to message him stating that he was [[fap|"busy with other things"]]. Whether this is because Nate is a lazy fuck or was grounded by his parents we have no clue. All Nate wants for the commission is for Jesus to re-pledge ''even more money''.

<center><gallery>
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit1.png|"Honeybunch fluffball"
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit2.png|"our beautiful furendship"
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit3.png|Jesus Christ mentions ED
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit4.png|Nate's sperging response here
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit5.png|Jesus Christ commission request
File:Puppyskymascotfornatespidgewood.png|What Jesus Christ wants Nate to draw
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit6.png|Nate seemingly accepts.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit7.png|Nate is SUPER busy!
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshitwip.jpg|It's a start.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshitfinal.png|The finished product, really worth the wait?
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit8.png|Nate gets told of the ruse all along.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit9.png|Nate gets his balls busted over his PayPal.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit10.png|Nate gets encouraged to return to /cow/ for further conversation.
File:Natespidgewoodpatreoncommissionfurshit11.png|Nate's dad banned him from 8chan.
</gallery> </center>

==Video Resume: Failed Quest to Get $100==
[[File:Natespidgewoodvideoresumeemail.png|right|100px|thumb|The email exchange]]

A group called "L00T KR3W" managed to hack a big time producers email and then used it to troll Nate into sending them a video resume show that Nate could potentially get hired, and also receive $100 dollars at the same time. Nate of course leapt at the chance, we will quote L00T KR3W about this video, because we're lazy cunts who don't want to write this out:

{{squote|Part-time crayonfag and full-time embarrassment, Nate Spidgewood is the embodiment of everything that autism stands for: assholes who can't acknowledge they're naive, incredibly stupid and who proclaim that everything great is their idea and all the bad shit that befalls them is someone elses' fault.
Having hacked some rich, dumb ass cartoon producer named Santiago Russell, we stole Russell's PayPal account info and his email chains with Nate. Evidently, in the last thread, Russell asked Nate to film a video resume for $100 dollars as a show of good faith that Russell's animation company was interested in discovering and hiring aspiring animators, especially those from difficult backgrounds.

What he got from Nate was a 5 minute BAWWWFEST about evil trolls, demands that Internet apologize to him and reinstate his TV tropes account. Basically all the shit no one in their right mind would care about in a fucking job interview and would more than likely get you banned from the premises if it were spoken in person.

Russell asked Nate to "wear a suit or a nice polo" to show he was serious. Instead, Nate threw on a Goodwill t-shirt and blathered in front of a fucking door for an eternal 339 seconds about nothing.

In order to save Russell the shame of paying for such fucking garbage, L00T KR3W intervened and leaked the vid. We will also leak the email conversation, the full compressed vid and any other info we see fit.

We don't trip. Just wanted you to know that we was legit.|L00T KR3W, doing God's work}}
 

<center><youtube>tvUG2Gd0MkQ</youtube></center>

L00T KR3W have only released a 2 minute excerpt so far, we'll upload the full version once we get our hands on it.

We would like to note one last thing on how retarded Nate is in this section:

When someone pretended to be a cartoon producer and gave him a mere promise of $100 dollars at the end of it, Nate immediately got his mother on the weekend to film this, which took him a total of SEVEN HOURS to shoot and edit.

Somebody on Patreon came along with a 100% VERIFIABLE and GUARANTEED $15 bucks asking for a picture which was promised under the system Nate set out and this faggot won't even sketch a template of the cuntboy he scrawls on the regular.

Do you understand why Nate Spidgewood is not someone to be pitied but to be mocked as the complete and utter emotional invalid that he is?

==Prank Call==

Someone on [[8chan]]'s [[cow/|/cow/]] phoned up Nate saying that he could take Nate's ED article with his hacking powers. Notice how quick Nate is to rage at the caller IRL:

<center><youtube>rFdHwaIvntM</youtube></center>

Apparently enough prank calls have been delivered to Nate to the point where his parents no longer let him use the phone. [[lol wut|He's in his twenties]].

== His ED Accounts ==
This is a documentation of Nate's feeble attempts to get his [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|article taken down]], failing every single one of those attempts, and ending up b& for it. These are all the accounts that he has made, either to blank this article, or rage on contributing users' talk pages about "updating his [[Patreon]] links". [[obvious|Unsurprisingly]], all these accounts are currently banned.

*{{u|Nate Spidgewood}}
*{{u|Nate is Very Angry}}
*{{u|Nate is Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate Hates You}}
*{{u|Nate is SUPER Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate_Hates_You_Even_More}}
*{{u|Nate_Is_SUPER_Angry_Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate_is_ULTRA_Pissed}}
*{{u|NateIsVeryAngry}}
*{{u|NateIsPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsPissedOff}}
*{{u|NateIsSoPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsReallyPissedOff}}
*{{u|NateIsPissedAtYou}}
*{{u|NateIsUltraPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsExtremelyPissed}}
*{{u|NateIsSUPERPissed}}
*{{u|Nate-Is-ULTRA-Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate-Is-SUPER-Pissed}}
*{{u|Nate is EVEN MORE Pissed}}
*{{u|NateIsEXTREMELYPissedOff}}
*{{u|AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH1111111}}
*{{u|NATE IS OUTRAGED111111}}
*{{u|NateisSOHAPPY}}
*{{u|NATEISANGRY1111111}}

==See Also==
*[[ALL CAPS]]
*[[Autism]] - This is his most evident attribute.
*[[Brian Martin]] - Another sociopath hack with a temper tantrum. Currently using illegal bots to make JewTube money.
*[[Chris-Chan]] - Also a sperg raised by bad parenting.
*[[RAEG]] - Nate in a nutshell.
*[[Taking Down ED]] - What he hopes to accomplish.
*[[TV Tropes]] - Nate cannot live without editing TV Tropes like a [[yandere]] going after [[senpai]].
*[[X is not your personal army]]
*[[Misha Silenosti]] - Somebody who might just be as autistic as Nate.

==External Links==
* [http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nate_Spidgewood His Tropes Mirror Wiki profile]
* [http://tevapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Encyclopedia His ripoff of Wikipedia] - Has barely 10 pages of horribly plagiarized content.
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20120715012431/http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/TheLifeOfNateSpidgewood Wayback Machine link to some self insert fanfic he had on TV Tropes]
* {{yt|u|Spidgewood4000|Nate's YouTube account}}
** {{yt|u|Nathaniel43284|Nate's YouTube sock account}}
* {{linkedin|in/nate-spidgewood-3023954a|Nate's LinkedIn page}}
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/user/nes1995alt/1 Nate's Dailymotion profile]
* {{Gplus|104433107195308403129|Nate's Google+ account}}
* {{Dauser|nate-spidgewood|Nate's Deviantart}} - BALEETED BECAUSE IT'S ALL E.D.'S FAULT!!!!!!!11
* {{lj|natespidgewood|Nate's LiveJournal}}
** {{lj|nscommunity|Nate's old LiveJournal}}
* [http://natespidgewood.weebly.com/ His art website]
* {{tumblr|nate-spidgewood|His Tumblr blog}}
* {{furaffinity|nate-spidgewood|Nate's FurAffinity account}} - Made it private after ED linked it.
* [http://nate-spidgewood.blogspot.com/ His Blogspot account]
* {{fbid|119270674758550|His Facebook account}}
* {{twitter|natespidgewood|His Twitter}} - Currently active.
* [https://www.behance.net/Nate-Spidgewood Nate's Behance account]
* [https://www.paypal.me/NateSpidgewood1995 Nate's PayPal.Me account] - Current money received: $0.00.
* [https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/80I27xKp5Z Nate's Money Bin account] - Current money received: $0.00.
* [http://forum.rottentomatoes.com/user/2813404 Nate's Rotten Tomatoes account]
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/Nate-Spidgewood Nate's Reddit account] - Still screeching and asking Reddit to hack Wikipedia users.
* [http://animefeet.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Nathaniel43284 Nate's Anime Feet Wiki page] - Surprisingly Nate has a furry foot fetish. Currently raging at anyone leaving messages on his wall and calling them [[awesome|Encyclopedia Dramatica fanboys]].
* [https://coub.com/688bb835412d7cf8514eb254d32da173 Nate's Coub account] - Only two cartoon videos posted in February 2018.

===Email Addresses===
*'''AOL:''' [mailto:natespidgewood@aol.com natespidgewood@aol.com]
*'''Gmail:''' [mailto:natespidgewood@gmail.com natespidgewood@gmail.com]

===Links to his Fail===
* {{archive|WpMhG|Nate getting his sockpuppet accounts whacked on TV Tropes}}
* [https://www.change.org/petitions/fast-eddie-and-the-rest-of-the-tv-tropes-administration-bring-back-the-old-tv-tropes A petition to attempt to get Fast Dickhead to quit fucking with his own website] - Needless to say, like all [[Internet petition]]s, all this achieved was [[fail]].
** [https://www.change.org/p/mgm-eon-productions-and-warner-bros-please-close-the-distribution-deal-for-bond-25?recruiter=144310340&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_petition&sharerUserId=144310340&utm_content=nafta_twitter_copy_en_1%3Areal_control Another internet petition to close the distribution deal for Bond 25]
* [https://www.gofundme.com/2mdd4c4 His gofundme to buy "private things"] {{archive|t7kW0|archive}}
** [https://www.gofundme.com/two-drawing-tablets-a-lighttable His GoFundMe to buy two drawing tablet for a total of $600]
* {{archive|RM9To|Nate asking Yahoo Answers how to take his ED article down, all he got was one answer saying "a"}}
* {{archive|AoMwJ|Nate wonders why a famous artist doesn't care to return his emails}}
* {{archive|Is601|Nate wonders why he can't suspend Viacom's YouTube channel on his own personal whim}}
* {{archive|MHhZZ|Nate doesn't like TheRedPenOfDoom}}
* {{archive|YDxsH|Nate moans to Yahoo Answers about how his father and brothers treat him like the manchild he is}}
* {{archive|LJzQJ|Nate wants to add a bank to his PayPal but his parents won't let him call the bank}}
* {{archive|69vX9|Nate complaining about being blocked five times by CoyoteVille because he nagged Coyote about caring for his ''physically afflicted'' mother over updating a webcomic}}
* {{archive|5WBGJ|Nate getting in a edit war on a wiki of fucking company bumpers, almost getting banned over it}}
* {{archive|wK4Up|Nate getting banned on a wiki about FBI warning screens due to endlessly spamming user talk pages}}
* {{archive|xRZfa|Nate getting called out for being an 'asshole' on DeviantArt}}
* {{archive|b2Vph|Nate's sock account Nathaniel43284 on Fur Affinity Forums}}

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