The Blue Waffle

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The Blue Waffle is a vagina that has been infected due to being penetrated by too many black person cocks. If you ever encounter it in the wild, do not engage it, just turn away slowly and run, for there is no defense against such a thing. Not even Norton can save you.

A Christmas Tribute

On the first day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
A blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the second day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the third day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
three blue vibrators,
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fourth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
four pints of semen,
three blue vibrators,
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the fifth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen,
three blue vibrators,
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the six day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the seventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
seven severed titties,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eighth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
eight baby skull-fucks,
seven severed titties,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the ninth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
nine molested stepkids,
eight baby skull-fucks,
seven severed titties,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the tenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
ten steaming clevelands,
nine molested stepkids,
eight baby skull-fucks,
seven severed titties,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the eleventh day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
eleven smelly fingers,
ten steaming clevelands,
nine molested stepkids,
eight baby skull-fucks,
seven severed titties,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the twelfth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
twelve cumfilled pussballs,
eleven smelly fingers,
ten steaming clevelands,
nine molested stepkids,
eight baby skull-fucks,
seven severed titties,
six infected cunt rings,
five hairy tampons,
four pints of semen
three blue vibrators
two moldy dildos,
and a blue waffle with some grey pee,

On the thirteenth day of ass jamming my true love gave to me,
AIDS.

See also

Other Sources of Shock Imagery:

• Shock Site
• Goatse
• Babypaste

External links

The Original Site:

• BlueWaffle.net - Unfortunately, this site was made by some chav, and as a result, is unfunny and made of fail and of course plenty of AIDS.

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