Banned from Equestria (Daily)

Not to be confused with Equestria Daily, a news outlet for bronies.

Banned from Equestria (Daily) is a point-and-click My Little Pony pornographic adventure game set in what is probably the developer's wet dream. You play as a boy ~~(man?)~~ who is magically transported to the land of Equestria and transformed into a fellow pony via Trixie the blue unicorn's transformation magic. You are given three days to do whatever the hell you want until you are transported back to the real world, so naturally the main objective is to breed with as many of the MLP characters as you can within that time. Every time you successfully charm a pony, a sex sequence plays out with four interchangeable camera angles with different positions for your viewing pleasure. Bagging the pony pussy will not be as easy as simply selecting your favorite pony though, as you must complete puzzles and dialogue checks in the true point-and-click fashion, although the "puzzles" are incredibly dumbed down as the intended audience is highly autistic, and not to mention all of the blood rushes from their brain to their two-inch pinch at the mere thought of a mare. The game has the vaguest build-up of a greater plot line going for it, but it is incomplete even after a fucking decade of the game existing because the developer was probably too busy drawing cub porn and jacking off to cartoon horses. BFED has scarred numerous unsuspecting children who just wanted to play a game about their favorite TV show and ended up witnessing Rule 34 for the first time.

BFED Opening Theme Song

How to sex every pony

There's probably more characters you can fornicate with as evidenced by these spritesheets, but I don't feel like playing through this MLP porn game any longer to figure out how they're performed. Applejack is one of them, so sorry I couldn't get that screenshot for you, Brandon Scott Hole.

Princess Celestia: Select the wings from Trixie and fly to her palace in the sky, then tread into the gates. It doesn't matter whether you get caught immediately or bypass all of the timed events; the end result is still the same: You get caught and are forced to give Princess Celestia cunnilingus while getting violated and butt raped by the entire palace guard as punishment.
Rainbow Dash: Use the wings to fly to the aerial racecourse among the clouds. Then beat Rainbow Dash in a race where it is agreed that the loser will be forced to be the winner's slave. If you win, you fuck her. If you lose, she forces you to do mundane house tasks and waste a day.
Pinkie Pie: Collect the ball basking in the field and give it to the baker to be wrapped up as a gift, then place it in Pinkie Pie's room. Return the next day to get pounced on by Pinkie Pie, who gleefully starts riding your horse cock.
Trixie: You can sex her by disabling her magic shield with a magic spell that you can learn in Twighlight's house by clicking on one of her opened books. Upon encroaching upon Trixie sleeping, she will awaken and begin jerking you off while she's "feeling benevolent". Right before you cum, she deflects your facial projectile with her magic shield right into your mouth.
Rarity: Rarity isn't a slut and she will not be having sex with you. I guess that's why she's a rarity. ~~Although there is a spritesheet indicating you can, so maybe I just haven't figured it out yet.~~
Fluttershy: You can spy on her getting cunnilingus from a rabbit at night.
Zecora (actually Queen Chrysalis in disguise): This is by far the best sex quest in the game. The only downside is that it's safe-guarded by everybody's favorite point-and-click game mechanic ever: clicking random directions until you finally reach the end thanks to lucky guesses. First she paralyzes you by having you drink from her cauldron, after which she begins having her way with you. Once that faggot shit is over, she finally gets to the good part. In order to dispose of you, she pulls a lever that turns you into a kamikaze missile as you are flung into the palace; prematurely ending your game and killing your fucking character.
Zecora (the real one): Same deal but you drink from the stream at Fluttershy's cottage before the point-and-click bullshit, making you immune to the paralysis. Queen Chrysalis then idiotically gets paralyzed by her own potion, letting you check a cabinet to find the real Zecora and fuck her. Not as good.
Noone: If the premise of this game were to be real, this is the most realistic outcome you can expect. This ending happens when you become too fixated on your autozoophilic impulses and just spend the whole three days jacking off in the fields. If you fail to slay any pony poon, you will get this ending.

Spin-Offs

Banned [Forever]

A Halloween special based on that shitty Ben Drowned creepypasta. In this version, Pinkie Pie is a psychopath who forces you to have sex with her with broken glass up her vagina.

Escape From Equestria (Daily)

A not-game that was teased for April Fools' Day.

Moar about the developer

Pokéhidden/Onihidden is a Brazilian pedophile, video game developer and furry porn artist whose primary medium for animation is the Flipnote Hatena program on his DSi. He was an active user on Equestria Daily and FurAffinity and came to prominence in 2012 after releasing his Magnum Opus, the game this article is about, which just so happens to be the only thing he is notable for (except according to his stubby -as-usual Wikifur article which refuses to acknowledge the one thing he is know for. For some reason). Since then, Pokehidden has abandoned those sites and mostly uses Inkbunny, although that might change soon too as he is unhappy with their moderation. Consequently, he also uploads his artwork to alternative sites such as baraag.net when his artwork is too grotesque even for them. He might also try to make a sheckle or two off of SubscriberStar, which is basically OnlyFans but he can whore out his drawings instead. Aside from his atrocious "art", Pokehidden has aspierations to make parodic porn video games, which have primarily been published to itch.io.

His Other Games

Shinobun: A platformer starring a ninja bunny who must rescue his girlfriend from a mad scientist named Mr. Simp. The verdict? It's alright, mostly because its an actual game and not something that your supposed to fap off to.
Tamalewd: A virtual pet game like Tamagotchi but with an option to fuck your pet.
Yoo-Cuck Laylee: A Yooka-Laylee parody in which Yooka must find the key to his chastity belt before Laylee cucks him.
Stacked-Up: A shitty gem matching puzzle game with some jiggly tit playboy bunny on the side that cheers you on.
Pawlicker: Some furry foot fetish game were you message some cats' paws and work your way up to giving them the Crusader Cat treatment.

His Other Porn

These images were taken from his aforementioned Baraag account, where he uploads his most extreme fetish art and is evidently a straight-up fucking lolicon. Despite this, he is still extremely respected in the brony, r34 and furry communities because they're all just a bunch of No Limits Niggers like that, and anybody in those respective communities who would be repulsed by this are (as mentioned earlier) being gate-kept by mysterious, colluding forces.

Pokehidden's Other Pr0nz About missing Pics

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Where is he now?

Pokehidden's internet presence has been gradually waning for years now, especially within the brony fandumb as dedicating a decade of his life exclusively to MLP shit was really beginning to tire him out. It is possible he is planning on taking a forever break due to stress and depression.

Hopefully when Project 2025 takes effect, he will be tied to two horses and be ripped apart.

Links to find his shit

His website
Wikifur article
Flash Museum
Inkbunny
https://e621(dot)net/posts/712362 (e621)
Baraag.net
Subscriberstar - Has more porn but its locked behind a paywall.
itch.io

Meet BFED's Biggest Fan

	“	Programmer, Public Domain Common Lisp R&D, brony, clopper, dangerously intellectually honest and ethical, gadfly, all progress comes from the unreasonable man.	„
	—How Hexstream likes to introduce himself

Hexstream (Powerword: Jean-Philippe Paradis) is a programmer from Quebec, an unapologetic brony and a prime example of what 20+ years of chronic programming experience does to a feeble man and he hilariously uses his real face as his profile picture across almost all of his internet accounts, including the weird ones. He runs a website on which he has archived a lot of Pekahidden's work including Banned From Equestria and Pekahidden's own personal website. Additionally, his website serves as somewhat of a personal blog, a job resume and a fap folder. Upon entering the main page, you might direct yourself to his "HexstreamSoft" directory to review a bunch of geeky shit he wrote for a public domain programming language; or if you're a potential employer, you might check out his entertainment center to judge just how solid his tastes in My Little Pony porn is.