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AFGHAN LOCALS

Afghan locals are --not-- your typical sand niggers they are loathsome useless lazy pieces of shit incapable of holding even the most basic of society due to they unwillingness to help themselves . It is because of this that team american world police and its bitch sidekick the U.N have decided to attempt to help these fucktards that is doomed to fail as soon as they leave they these people have all the of all cultures rolled into one. i.e. will rape anything that moves, poor and ultra lazy like black people they are greedy and the only thing gets them to budge is the fresh smell of a dollar they will eat fuckin cat food just to save a little coin like the jews they smell like a rotting carcass mixed with the smell of puke and crap and have a fecal disgusting brown skin like the mexicans

Culture

'Bestiality' women are --ONLY-- there to spit out babies and- used for a punching bag. goats and camels are for pleasure its true look it up

'As it was 1000 years ago' thanks to there religion that prevents them from being intelligent therefore no advancement in technology or society (wipe there asses after shitting with there hands)

'Women with no rights;)' but than again this also isn't exactly a bad thing but it still doesn't make up for all the fuck ups done by these little retards

'Lazy as SHIT'like their cousins the regular niggs they expect more money for less work they will try any method just to earn a dollar that doesn't involve work

'Not bathing' as a status symbol for power these little ass holes cant even fathom the simple concept of taking a goddamn shower they smell like hundreds of dead babys

'Gay ass fashion sense' scarves red or black checkered scarves for mecca trip (or not) big rock in the middle of fucking who gives a shit

'Being fags' (but only on thursdays. Every other day is goats)

'Music' closest thing to music is excerpts from koran WORST than christian rock

'Religion'Praying seven times a day makes it ok to fuck animals srsly these people fuck a lot of animals they put furfags to shame

'War like culture' Because everyone hates these people almost every country has invaded afghanistan they will clam that it has never been taken over however thats because most countries leave before contracting super aids


Economy

largely based off selling knock off Chinese shit (making it 3rd rate goods at best) these include knifes, watches, sorry ass replicas of old flintlocks, small children and attempting to whoreing off there culture for pennies they often try to sell this SHIT in a place called a bazar (a mall were all the horny little teens go) . these little shits are also VERY greedy its never enough with these guys they are damn well close to being as greedy as the jews they will do whatever it takes to sell you a useless non functional trinket that will break as soon as you touch it and the crappy part is they wont give you back your money because as soon as you buy it its your problem as well as your own fault

Military

the military consist of mostly pissed off terrorist that had there asses handed off to them many times by less shitty countries